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1. What other people are ordering at the restaurant. I don't care.

This Is... The Police (dog latin), Thursday, 4 October 2012 11:36 (eleven years ago) link

2. Waving my hands in the air.

a great poke for Jet Set Willy (snoball), Thursday, 4 October 2012 11:37 (eleven years ago) link

3. Care Bears (there is an internet community for this, right?)

Don't Go Home With Your Hadron Collider (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 4 October 2012 11:38 (eleven years ago) link

4. The Jimmy Saville thing that's going on at the moment. I don't care, sorry.

This Is... The Police (dog latin), Thursday, 4 October 2012 11:38 (eleven years ago) link

Sport. Got stuck at one of 2 tables people sat at from my course on Monday night and the rest of the table proceeded to talk about hurling.
I sat there thinking it was rude to leave, for several minutes, then got up and moved to other table and instantly found conversation interesting.

Does mean I'm less fit than I should be probably though. Used to dance quite frequently until I moved too far out of town to get home easily from wahtever clubs

Stevolende, Thursday, 4 October 2012 11:46 (eleven years ago) link

I think I have a thing in my brain that just tunes out sport talk the moment it happens. If sport comes up in conversation or on telly all I hear is "blahblahblahblah" MAybe if I didn't have this handy cerebral device I might learn something, but sadly it's there to stay.

This Is... The Police (dog latin), Thursday, 4 October 2012 11:49 (eleven years ago) link

music criticism.

Randy Carol (darraghmac), Thursday, 4 October 2012 11:59 (eleven years ago) link

5. new radiohead album announced

wolves lacan, Thursday, 4 October 2012 12:05 (eleven years ago) link

ill-informed opinions, maybe just opinions
fashion
other people's private lives
most TV
superhero movies

vegetarian beef (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 4 October 2012 12:06 (eleven years ago) link

sorry, that was 6-10

there's loads more tbh

vegetarian beef (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 4 October 2012 12:06 (eleven years ago) link

11. whether something is real
12. what genre something belongs to

vegetarian beef (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 4 October 2012 12:09 (eleven years ago) link

13. what a work of art is about

vegetarian beef (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 4 October 2012 12:09 (eleven years ago) link

14. the Beatles and its members

vegetarian beef (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 4 October 2012 12:11 (eleven years ago) link

who is president (unless eric b)

nashwan, Thursday, 4 October 2012 12:13 (eleven years ago) link

16. whether somebody used an apostrophe correctly

vegetarian beef (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 4 October 2012 12:17 (eleven years ago) link

17. Straight White Dudes and their Straight White Dude problems.

White Chocolate Cheesecake, Thursday, 4 October 2012 12:21 (eleven years ago) link

18.

Randy Carol (darraghmac), Thursday, 4 October 2012 12:26 (eleven years ago) link

19. king and queen of country-x visiting your city soon

wolves lacan, Thursday, 4 October 2012 12:29 (eleven years ago) link

20. martin scorsese working on several potential future projects with leonardo dicaprio

wolves lacan, Thursday, 4 October 2012 12:33 (eleven years ago) link

21. Justin Bieber being sick on stage

a great poke for Jet Set Willy (snoball), Thursday, 4 October 2012 12:34 (eleven years ago) link

22. best chocolate-covered wafer

DG, Thursday, 4 October 2012 12:34 (eleven years ago) link

23. record charts

vegetarian beef (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 4 October 2012 12:36 (eleven years ago) link

24. relatively distant family member is having a baby. a babay!

wolves lacan, Thursday, 4 October 2012 12:37 (eleven years ago) link

25. what's in fashion

Lee626, Thursday, 4 October 2012 12:38 (eleven years ago) link

26. this thread

I got the Boyzone, I got the remedy (ledge), Thursday, 4 October 2012 12:39 (eleven years ago) link

27. meta

I got the Boyzone, I got the remedy (ledge), Thursday, 4 October 2012 12:39 (eleven years ago) link

28. whining

Mordy, Thursday, 4 October 2012 12:40 (eleven years ago) link

29. your cynical opinion

I got the Boyzone, I got the remedy (ledge), Thursday, 4 October 2012 12:41 (eleven years ago) link

30. awesome lifestyle pictures you took with your expensive camera

wolves lacan, Thursday, 4 October 2012 12:43 (eleven years ago) link

31. dating website horror stories

Mordy, Thursday, 4 October 2012 12:46 (eleven years ago) link

32. grizzly bear not rich enough

wolves lacan, Thursday, 4 October 2012 12:49 (eleven years ago) link

lolled for truth

vegetarian beef (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 4 October 2012 12:55 (eleven years ago) link

33. a list reaching 33, the age that Jesus was allegedly crucified.

a great poke for Jet Set Willy (snoball), Thursday, 4 October 2012 13:00 (eleven years ago) link

34. "Why do YOU care?"

flamboyant goon tie included, Thursday, 4 October 2012 13:05 (eleven years ago) link

35. people who feel oppressed by things being popular

vegetarian beef (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 4 October 2012 13:05 (eleven years ago) link

36. Married people
37. Their fucking spawn.

White Chocolate Cheesecake, Thursday, 4 October 2012 13:07 (eleven years ago) link

38. twitter

Mordy, Thursday, 4 October 2012 13:08 (eleven years ago) link

So?

Stevolende, Thursday, 4 October 2012 13:09 (eleven years ago) link

39. giraffes

cwkiii, Thursday, 4 October 2012 13:09 (eleven years ago) link

that's just wrong

vegetarian beef (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 4 October 2012 13:16 (eleven years ago) link

adherence to a rigid midfield formation

Randy Carol (darraghmac), Thursday, 4 October 2012 13:18 (eleven years ago) link

european football

Mordy, Thursday, 4 October 2012 13:19 (eleven years ago) link

40. people moaning about cis-gender stuff, as if it was an inherently bad thing to be. Is it? I dont know.

Blue Collar Retail Assistant (Dwight Yorke), Thursday, 4 October 2012 13:21 (eleven years ago) link

41. the pathetic howls of my victims

Know how Roo feel (LocalGarda), Thursday, 4 October 2012 13:24 (eleven years ago) link

42. foreigners diving

vegetarian beef (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 4 October 2012 13:25 (eleven years ago) link

41. the pathetic howls of my victims

― Know how Roo feel (LocalGarda), Thursday, 4 October 2012 14:24 (46 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

A+

This Is... The Police (dog latin), Thursday, 4 October 2012 13:25 (eleven years ago) link

43. Any of this shit.

comedy is unnatural and abhorrent (Scik Mouthy), Thursday, 4 October 2012 13:27 (eleven years ago) link

44. Any of your shit.

a great poke for Jet Set Willy (snoball), Thursday, 4 October 2012 13:34 (eleven years ago) link

45. what goes on a pizza

it's the Suede/Denim secret police/they have come for your 90s niece (DJ Mencap), Thursday, 4 October 2012 13:34 (eleven years ago) link

46. online gaming

vegetarian beef (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 4 October 2012 13:35 (eleven years ago) link

47. which console is best

vegetarian beef (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 4 October 2012 13:35 (eleven years ago) link

48. Video games.

comedy is unnatural and abhorrent (Scik Mouthy), Thursday, 4 October 2012 13:36 (eleven years ago) link

52. Sequences

Randy Carol (darraghmac), Thursday, 4 October 2012 13:36 (eleven years ago) link

49. who i SB

vegetarian beef (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 4 October 2012 13:36 (eleven years ago) link

50. Who SBs me.

comedy is unnatural and abhorrent (Scik Mouthy), Thursday, 4 October 2012 13:38 (eleven years ago) link

51. having one for the Gipper

a great poke for Jet Set Willy (snoball), Thursday, 4 October 2012 13:38 (eleven years ago) link

52. Repeating sequences.

a great poke for Jet Set Willy (snoball), Thursday, 4 October 2012 13:38 (eleven years ago) link

53. everything/anything

Know how Roo feel (LocalGarda), Thursday, 4 October 2012 13:39 (eleven years ago) link

54. my beliefs

Know how Roo feel (LocalGarda), Thursday, 4 October 2012 13:39 (eleven years ago) link

55. the last two posts

Know how Roo feel (LocalGarda), Thursday, 4 October 2012 13:40 (eleven years ago) link

56. and the next one

Know how Roo feel (LocalGarda), Thursday, 4 October 2012 13:40 (eleven years ago) link

57. but it's opposites day

a great poke for Jet Set Willy (snoball), Thursday, 4 October 2012 13:41 (eleven years ago) link

57. how religion is ruining the world

Mordy, Thursday, 4 October 2012 13:41 (eleven years ago) link

58. hard-working families

vegetarian beef (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 4 October 2012 13:42 (eleven years ago) link

59. the man on the street

vegetarian beef (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 4 October 2012 13:43 (eleven years ago) link

60. doing the right thing

vegetarian beef (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 4 October 2012 13:43 (eleven years ago) link

61. the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame

vegetarian beef (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 4 October 2012 13:48 (eleven years ago) link

62. Rock and Roll

vegetarian beef (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 4 October 2012 13:48 (eleven years ago) link

apple products

Randy Carol (darraghmac), Thursday, 4 October 2012 13:49 (eleven years ago) link

63. Halls of Fame generally

a shark with a rippling six pack (Phil D.), Thursday, 4 October 2012 13:50 (eleven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ybDgIOHyq4

Mary Ty$ Band (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 4 October 2012 13:50 (eleven years ago) link

the inherent beauty and worth of each of seven billion individuals

Randy Carol (darraghmac), Thursday, 4 October 2012 13:54 (eleven years ago) link

the prospect of him coming round here. apropos i possess a hops-based brewed beverage which rests adjacent and the conductive capabilities of a matriarchal figurehead, albeit unrequisite, warrant obligation.

nashwan, Thursday, 4 October 2012 13:57 (eleven years ago) link

email fwd?

it's the Suede/Denim secret police/they have come for your 90s niece (DJ Mencap), Thursday, 4 October 2012 14:04 (eleven years ago) link

66. that 1/7th of the world's population logs into Facebook regularly

a great poke for Jet Set Willy (snoball), Thursday, 4 October 2012 17:51 (eleven years ago) link

67. Global warming

the physical impossibility of sb in the mind of someone fping (silby), Thursday, 4 October 2012 17:53 (eleven years ago) link

68 other people's opinions on politics

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 4 October 2012 17:54 (eleven years ago) link

69 other people's opinions on religion

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 4 October 2012 17:55 (eleven years ago) link

68 anyone who has a reality show that isn't making something with their hands or blowing something up

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 4 October 2012 17:56 (eleven years ago) link

oops 70 lol

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 4 October 2012 17:56 (eleven years ago) link

71 baseball

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 4 October 2012 17:57 (eleven years ago) link

NASCAR standings

Aimless, Thursday, 4 October 2012 17:57 (eleven years ago) link

73. fact I can't think of anything because I care so little I forgot what I don't care about

ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Thursday, 4 October 2012 17:59 (eleven years ago) link

74 The Least Important Election Ever

kizz my hairy irish azz (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 4 October 2012 18:10 (eleven years ago) link

75. Whether or not "they" played "their own instruments" (or wrote "their own songs") on "their" record(s).

5-Hour Enmity (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Thursday, 4 October 2012 18:12 (eleven years ago) link

Die Hard 5 / Die Hard 24/7 / 5 Die 5 Hard

controversial cabaret roommate (Nicole), Thursday, 4 October 2012 18:20 (eleven years ago) link

Document review, this spreadsheet, cell B622. I don't care.

jim, Thursday, 4 October 2012 18:24 (eleven years ago) link

76 your fantasy football points/teams/picks

(unless you are my husband who I don't mind having this conversation with)

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 4 October 2012 18:28 (eleven years ago) link

77. lad culture

50 miles of lmao room (unregistered), Thursday, 4 October 2012 18:30 (eleven years ago) link

78. pussy riot

call all destroyer, Thursday, 4 October 2012 18:30 (eleven years ago) link

79 food trucks

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 4 October 2012 18:32 (eleven years ago) link

80. Crazy Horse Memorial. will I see it completed in my lifetime? is it worth visiting even in its incomplete state? is it offensive to real Native Americans? I don't care.

50 miles of lmao room (unregistered), Thursday, 4 October 2012 18:34 (eleven years ago) link

81. inappropriate use of Comic Sans

50 miles of lmao room (unregistered), Thursday, 4 October 2012 18:34 (eleven years ago) link

82. real estate.

THEE-AH-TER (Matt P), Thursday, 4 October 2012 18:37 (eleven years ago) link

83. Unreal estate

Tom Hardy & the Batbreakers (Phil D.), Thursday, 4 October 2012 18:38 (eleven years ago) link

84. USA politics. i followed this for 12 years and now i just don't care.

Sébastien, Thursday, 4 October 2012 18:46 (eleven years ago) link

81. inappropriate use of Comic Sans

― 50 miles of lmao room (unregistered), Thursday, October 4, 2012 6:34 PM (28 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yup! who gives a fuck?

how's life, Thursday, 4 October 2012 19:02 (eleven years ago) link

72. Misnumbered posts

Faster than food (Myonga Vön Bontee), Thursday, 4 October 2012 21:27 (eleven years ago) link

85. office politics

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 4 October 2012 23:20 (eleven years ago) link

86. facebook, twitter etc

nostormo, Thursday, 4 October 2012 23:29 (eleven years ago) link

(not anymore)

nostormo, Thursday, 4 October 2012 23:29 (eleven years ago) link

87. I Love Music

the physical impossibility of sb in the mind of someone fping (silby), Thursday, 4 October 2012 23:34 (eleven years ago) link

88. people that tell me how little they sleep

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 4 October 2012 23:57 (eleven years ago) link

89. having a smart phone

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 4 October 2012 23:57 (eleven years ago) link

90. Yacht Rock

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 5 October 2012 18:52 (eleven years ago) link

91. ted talks

wolves lacan, Friday, 5 October 2012 18:58 (eleven years ago) link

92 the middle east

Randy Carol (darraghmac), Friday, 5 October 2012 19:10 (eleven years ago) link

93 "Science!"

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 11 October 2012 21:32 (eleven years ago) link

94. craft beer

kelpolaris, Thursday, 11 October 2012 21:56 (eleven years ago) link

95. lena dunham

We demand justice: who murdered Chanel? (Matt P), Thursday, 11 October 2012 21:57 (eleven years ago) link

96. men named miguel

kelpolaris, Thursday, 11 October 2012 21:58 (eleven years ago) link

97. Finance

crisp apple morning (clouds), Thursday, 11 October 2012 22:01 (eleven years ago) link

98. the stuff microsoft keeps adding to my hotmail account: social networks, cloud drives, etc I don't care

wolves lacan, Thursday, 11 October 2012 23:14 (eleven years ago) link

99. your personal consumption ethics. just buy it and eat it already and find something else to talk about!

j., Thursday, 11 October 2012 23:27 (eleven years ago) link

100. What the people say.

crisp apple morning (clouds), Thursday, 11 October 2012 23:50 (eleven years ago) link

one year passes...

it's getting harder and harder to hold back

example (crüt), Monday, 25 August 2014 21:28 (nine years ago) link

taylor swift

clouds, Monday, 25 August 2014 21:32 (nine years ago) link

cars

clouds, Monday, 25 August 2014 21:34 (nine years ago) link

Personal hygiene

rip van wanko, Monday, 25 August 2014 21:37 (nine years ago) link

having a belly

clouds, Monday, 25 August 2014 21:38 (nine years ago) link

albums by bands other than albums that i like by bands that i like

Nothing less than the Spirit of the Age (nakhchivan), Monday, 25 August 2014 21:40 (nine years ago) link

hearing bands live

clouds, Monday, 25 August 2014 21:41 (nine years ago) link

Russia/Ukraine

Iago Galdston, Tuesday, 26 August 2014 00:13 (nine years ago) link

awards shows

Quinoa Phoenix (latebloomer), Tuesday, 26 August 2014 00:38 (nine years ago) link

any movie's gross earnings over the previous weekend

Aimless, Tuesday, 26 August 2014 00:52 (nine years ago) link

Apple this or Apple that

rip van wanko, Tuesday, 26 August 2014 01:00 (nine years ago) link

understanding why idiots like the shitty stuff they like

clouds, Tuesday, 26 August 2014 01:35 (nine years ago) link

ricky gervais

SEEMS TO ME (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 26 August 2014 01:44 (nine years ago) link

any movie's gross earnings over the previous weekend

Same--or for the month, or the year, or whatever. But at the other end of the spectrum, I care just as little about the big film festivals--Cannes, our own, any of them. I think the whole ritual is kind of vile, and whenever I was given a free ticket the past few years, and found myself herded around like a zombie, I hated it. The documentary festival here has managed to stay relatively accessible, but you can see it's headed for the same place eventually.

clemenza, Tuesday, 26 August 2014 01:48 (nine years ago) link

What you dreamed about.

pplains, Tuesday, 26 August 2014 01:59 (nine years ago) link

Fantasy football <-- this happened to me quite suddenly.

pplains, Tuesday, 26 August 2014 01:59 (nine years ago) link

What's the No. 1 song this week.

pplains, Tuesday, 26 August 2014 02:00 (nine years ago) link

What you dreamed about.

― pplains, Monday, August 25, 2014 9:59 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

omg this many times over

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 26 August 2014 02:00 (nine years ago) link

How much a stamp costs.

pplains, Tuesday, 26 August 2014 02:01 (nine years ago) link

The rest of this thread that I haven't read yet.

pplains, Tuesday, 26 August 2014 02:01 (nine years ago) link

j/k... gonna read it later.

pplains, Tuesday, 26 August 2014 02:01 (nine years ago) link

117. visual art

♛ LIL UNIT ♛ (thomp), Tuesday, 26 August 2014 02:04 (nine years ago) link

thats a better answer

Nothing less than the Spirit of the Age (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 26 August 2014 02:08 (nine years ago) link

doctor who

clouds, Tuesday, 26 August 2014 02:12 (nine years ago) link

tomorrow, next week, next year

Cindy Operahouse (WilliamC), Tuesday, 26 August 2014 02:16 (nine years ago) link

it's getting harder and harder to hold back

― example (crüt), Monday, August 25, 2014 5:28 PM (4 hours ago)

^tantalizingly cryptic thread bump

disinclination loops (unregistered), Tuesday, 26 August 2014 02:18 (nine years ago) link

salsa, reggaeton, cumbia, bachata

clouds, Tuesday, 26 August 2014 02:23 (nine years ago) link

the u.s. indie rock canon

clouds, Tuesday, 26 August 2014 02:25 (nine years ago) link

Sport. Got stuck at one of 2 tables people sat at from my course on Monday night and the rest of the table proceeded to talk about hurling.
I sat there thinking it was rude to leave, for several minutes, then got up and moved to other table and instantly found conversation interesting.

― Stevolende, Thursday, 4 October 2012 12:46 (1 year ago)

this is reasonable enough and if you have no interest in sport, visual art etc etc, its preferable that it be expressed negatively, in terms of just completely not caring, rather than pejoratively

even so, from the person who wrote these posts it raises questions about how much people should be expected to be interested in what other people are caught up in

Yippee-IA, Motherf***ers! IRRATIONALLY ANGRY PT. 2: Irrationally Angrier

Nothing less than the Spirit of the Age (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 26 August 2014 02:31 (nine years ago) link

The LLWS or that there was a local team in it.

Jeff, Tuesday, 26 August 2014 03:02 (nine years ago) link

Understanding that post

mattresslessness, Tuesday, 26 August 2014 03:08 (nine years ago) link

Les Claypool

mattresslessness, Tuesday, 26 August 2014 03:09 (nine years ago) link

famed instrumentalists in famous bands

Nothing less than the Spirit of the Age (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 26 August 2014 03:16 (nine years ago) link

anything an athlete says

mookieproof, Tuesday, 26 August 2014 03:22 (nine years ago) link

Here's an easy one: The ice bucket challenge.

ed.b, Tuesday, 26 August 2014 03:28 (nine years ago) link

1990s nostalgia

Rihannamator (get bent), Tuesday, 26 August 2014 04:16 (nine years ago) link

elle macpherson's abs.

estela, Tuesday, 26 August 2014 08:27 (nine years ago) link

miranda kerr and james packer on a yacht.

estela, Tuesday, 26 August 2014 08:28 (nine years ago) link

Contemporary Nerd Culture

Randall "Humble" Pie (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 26 August 2014 08:33 (nine years ago) link

bears

linda cardellini (zachlyon), Tuesday, 26 August 2014 08:34 (nine years ago) link

what kind? any kind. i do not care about bears.

linda cardellini (zachlyon), Tuesday, 26 August 2014 08:34 (nine years ago) link

what famous people do or say

all kinds of cultural nostalgia mostly

people's material aspirations

Daphnis Celesta, Tuesday, 26 August 2014 08:55 (nine years ago) link

what kinds of cultural products inarticulate people enjoy

Daphnis Celesta, Tuesday, 26 August 2014 08:56 (nine years ago) link

open letters from minor or former celebrities to major current celebrities, neither the content nor the ensuing tweets and articles.

estela, Tuesday, 26 August 2014 08:59 (nine years ago) link

y'know, people really seem shocked when i tell them about my thing with bears. i get it all the time, when i'm out at dinner, when i'm walking down the street: people always asking me, "how can you possibly not care about bears? what's wrong with you?" and i just tell them "you know what? i just don't. i don't care about bears. to be totally honest, i don't get why YOU'RE all so obsessed with them. they're just mammals. you know what? i don't care what you people say. i don't care about that OR bears. because you're all just the same to me. materialistic, easily manipulated sheep. you're just cogs in the bear machine. i'm choosing to do something just a little bit different. a little bit out there. not the same thing everyone else is doing. and you can never seem to appreciate that. any of you. i'm just over here, specifically not caring about bears, and i think that's important work. so get over it."

linda cardellini (zachlyon), Tuesday, 26 August 2014 09:05 (nine years ago) link

Here's an easy one: The ice bucket challenge.

― ed.b, Tuesday, August 26, 2014 4:28 AM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i had assumed this is why crut revived the thread.

what i dislike most about the ice bucket challenge is that i feel like a terrible human being for not caring. at the same time i don't want to be cajoled into caring. someone nominated me the other day and every other post on FB is someone doing the IBC and nominating their friends and I just want it to blow over so i don't feel like a complete shit for not getting involved, but honestly...

it goes without saying that there's nothing wrong with people doing sponsored events to raise awareness for charity; it's a good cause and i'm not criticising anyone who takes part. But it's the 'chain letterness' and the organised fun-ness of the challenge - the idea that if you're nominated you HAVE to do it or else you're a heartless cowardly fun-hater. fuck it, i'll prob donate something all the same, if only to feel better about not dumping ice water on my head and uploading the film for everyone to see. and then what? all I'll have done is bought myself off. i haven't 'cared', i've simply bought a 'get out of guilt free' card for my conscience. meanwhile, if everyone on FB is donating to ALS doesn't that mean a lot of contributions that would otherwise go to other charities during this period get reallocated?

Scary Darey (dog latin), Tuesday, 26 August 2014 11:02 (nine years ago) link

also i've never cared for flowers, how they look and especially how they smell. they all smell of grass to me, barring a few which smell like a sneeze against a mirror.

Scary Darey (dog latin), Tuesday, 26 August 2014 11:35 (nine years ago) link

Which kid gets to press the elevator button.

pplains, Tuesday, 26 August 2014 11:56 (nine years ago) link

what i dislike most about the ice bucket challenge

this thread is for not caring about things, not disliking them

mattresslessness, Tuesday, 26 August 2014 13:51 (nine years ago) link

feels so good not to be trolled by white people hazing themselves

mattresslessness, Tuesday, 26 August 2014 13:53 (nine years ago) link

politics, increasingly.

ryan, Tuesday, 26 August 2014 13:55 (nine years ago) link

city center parking difficulties

so good and so tigh (anky), Tuesday, 26 August 2014 15:37 (nine years ago) link

awards

a spectrum is taunting ur OP (wins), Tuesday, 26 August 2014 18:45 (nine years ago) link

Astronomy

flamboyant goon tie included, Tuesday, 26 August 2014 19:44 (nine years ago) link

That's a shame.

Evan, Tuesday, 26 August 2014 19:45 (nine years ago) link

estela notm

nakh is the wintour of our diss content (darraghmac), Tuesday, 26 August 2014 19:52 (nine years ago) link

Also, fine dining.

(I like discussing star signs over falafels)

flamboyant goon tie included, Tuesday, 26 August 2014 19:52 (nine years ago) link

That "Why do I hate that artist thing...Facebook...why am I such a jerk?" thread

Sir Lord Baltimora (Myonga Vön Bontee), Tuesday, 26 August 2014 20:19 (nine years ago) link

xp otm.

i do not care at all about haute cuisine or fine dining or any such bullshit. seems so wasteful and extravagant. pretty much all of my favorite meals either been cooked at home by family, friends, or me, or have been in inexpensive ethnic restaurants

marcos, Tuesday, 26 August 2014 20:20 (nine years ago) link

expensive wines

marcos, Tuesday, 26 August 2014 20:20 (nine years ago) link

expensive cars

marcos, Tuesday, 26 August 2014 20:20 (nine years ago) link

american football

marcos, Tuesday, 26 August 2014 20:20 (nine years ago) link

american football

Sir Lord Baltimora (Myonga Vön Bontee), Tuesday, 26 August 2014 20:29 (nine years ago) link

saying that you don't care about something always means you don't think it's worth very much, right. which is basically defensive posturing, like you feel a need to distance yourself from that which you just don't care about, which really means you aren't actually very far away from it, so you do care about it, as something that makes you uncomfortable enough you feel release by saying you don't. this question and thread invites us to lie. what a sad dad game. i hate this thread.

mattresslessness, Tuesday, 26 August 2014 20:31 (nine years ago) link

still don't care about les claypool however

mattresslessness, Tuesday, 26 August 2014 20:32 (nine years ago) link

i've never met him and likely never will. i care about leses in the abstract though.

mattresslessness, Tuesday, 26 August 2014 20:33 (nine years ago) link

there are things I don't care about, I'm sure, but I'm hard-pressed to say what they are, since, not caring about them, they don't occupy any space in my head

heck (silby), Tuesday, 26 August 2014 20:35 (nine years ago) link

(despite posting twice in this thread pre-revive)

heck (silby), Tuesday, 26 August 2014 20:35 (nine years ago) link

whether or not this guy Kimble really killed his – fuck! did he really jump off from there?

pplains, Tuesday, 26 August 2014 20:42 (nine years ago) link

silby otm

linda cardellini (zachlyon), Tuesday, 26 August 2014 21:06 (nine years ago) link

american football

― Sir Lord Baltimora (Myonga Vön Bontee), Tuesday, August 26, 2014 4:29 PM (37 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ha, me too, i just didn't care enough about it to even mention it

marcos, Tuesday, 26 August 2014 21:07 (nine years ago) link

erhh nevermind, the strikethrough was missing the c&p

marcos, Tuesday, 26 August 2014 21:07 (nine years ago) link

saying that you don't care about something always means you don't think it's worth very much, right. which is basically defensive posturing, like you feel a need to distance yourself from that which you just don't care about, which really means you aren't actually very far away from it, so you do care about it, as something that makes you uncomfortable enough you feel release by saying you don't. this question and thread invites us to lie. what a sad dad game. i hate this thread.

― mattresslessness, Tuesday, August 26, 2014 4:31 PM (36 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this is otm despite the fact that i am posting in this thread. if i "really" didn't care about it i wouldn't think to post it. also i guess i am a "sad dad" in this game.

marcos, Tuesday, 26 August 2014 21:10 (nine years ago) link

i am going to start using that phrase, "sad dad"

marcos, Tuesday, 26 August 2014 21:10 (nine years ago) link

i thought this thread was a joke at first

linda cardellini (zachlyon), Tuesday, 26 August 2014 21:14 (nine years ago) link

admittedly i care a lot about demi lovato's wonderful song "really don't care"

linda cardellini (zachlyon), Tuesday, 26 August 2014 21:14 (nine years ago) link

i am in favor of fine dining (real fine dining with white tablecloths and multiple courses and formalwear) although i've never really partaken. one day i'd like to make a serious investment in the kind of meal/service i'll remember for years.

Rihannamator (get bent), Tuesday, 26 August 2014 21:18 (nine years ago) link

sadwiches and other "clever" wordisms that pop up in articles other people post on my FB page...I just don't care enough for your new word mash-up to actually read the article.

*tera, Tuesday, 26 August 2014 21:20 (nine years ago) link

It seems like the older I get, the less I care about other people's (casual) opinions on subjective things (entertainment, art, music, which side should the toilet paper be on, etc.).

Also, it was such a long time ago since I cared for what 'famous'/celebrities or even semi-famous people do or say. It's rare these days, I guess

, Tuesday, 26 August 2014 21:25 (nine years ago) link

Visiting Italy

ed.b, Tuesday, 26 August 2014 21:33 (nine years ago) link

21st century hip hop

The French New Wave

Game of Thrones

ed.b, Tuesday, 26 August 2014 21:38 (nine years ago) link

whether or not this guy Kimble really killed his – fuck! did he really jump off from there?

― pplains, Tuesday, August 26, 2014 3:42 PM (1 hour ago)

Definitely worth acknowledging the lol.

Cindy Operahouse (WilliamC), Tuesday, 26 August 2014 21:48 (nine years ago) link

russia
lyrics in music

clouds, Tuesday, 26 August 2014 22:00 (nine years ago) link

owning a television

a spectrum is taunting ur OP (wins), Tuesday, 26 August 2014 22:01 (nine years ago) link

bikes

ODB's missing grammy (bernard snowy), Tuesday, 26 August 2014 22:03 (nine years ago) link

I would say humanity but they constantly make beautiful music and make wondrous inventions like e-ink, adjustable spanners and easily available pornography. But still humanity.

dead r souls (xelab), Tuesday, 26 August 2014 22:14 (nine years ago) link

according to the search data i've gathered from my work, people really seem to care about celebrities' height and net worth. i kinda get the "how insanely rich is this person" part but it's never occurred to me to care about how tall someone is.

Rihannamator (get bent), Wednesday, 27 August 2014 02:40 (nine years ago) link

My deep, dark past.

It's Autumn Sunrise (Eric H.), Wednesday, 27 August 2014 02:49 (nine years ago) link

• where we go
• what we do

pplains, Wednesday, 27 August 2014 02:52 (nine years ago) link

I love it.

It's Autumn Sunrise (Eric H.), Wednesday, 27 August 2014 02:54 (nine years ago) link

what everyone else is having at the restaurant.

pplains, Wednesday, 27 August 2014 02:58 (nine years ago) link

which really means you aren't actually very far away from it, so you do care about it, as something that makes you uncomfortable enough you feel release by saying you don't. this question and thread invites us to lie.

reminds me of the classic college dorm room discussion in which some bright young person insists that when anyone engages in an act of helping another person, they are bound to feel some sense of satisfaction and pleasure at their altruism, they are in fact acting selfishly and altruism cannot possibly exist.

Aimless, Wednesday, 27 August 2014 03:13 (nine years ago) link

they otm

nakh is the wintour of our diss content (darraghmac), Wednesday, 27 August 2014 07:22 (nine years ago) link

what everyone else is having at the restaurant.

― pplains, Wednesday, August 27, 2014 3:58 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

That was the OG post.

Scary Darey (dog latin), Wednesday, 27 August 2014 10:22 (nine years ago) link

but maybe you don't care.

Scary Darey (dog latin), Wednesday, 27 August 2014 10:22 (nine years ago) link

reviews of new music
reviews of old music

nakh is the wintour of our diss content (darraghmac), Wednesday, 27 August 2014 10:24 (nine years ago) link

twitter

nakh is the wintour of our diss content (darraghmac), Wednesday, 27 August 2014 10:25 (nine years ago) link

What job someone does.

FYI Macedonia (Tom D.), Wednesday, 27 August 2014 10:31 (nine years ago) link

Yes! I know "what do you do" is a common conversation starter, but really, most ppl's jobs are boring.

Jeff, Wednesday, 27 August 2014 12:42 (nine years ago) link

That was the OG post.

― Scary Darey (dog latin), Wednesday, August 27, 2014 5:22 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

but maybe you don't care.

― Scary Darey (dog latin), Wednesday, August 27, 2014 5:22 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

You stole my punchline!

But you know what, dog?

pplains, Wednesday, 27 August 2014 13:55 (nine years ago) link

What you do at the gym/crossfit/running trail

I Don't Wanna Ice Bucket With You (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 27 August 2014 14:03 (nine years ago) link

if your black white purple

nakh is the wintour of our diss content (darraghmac), Wednesday, 27 August 2014 15:20 (nine years ago) link

An oral history of anything.

Jeff, Wednesday, 27 August 2014 17:00 (nine years ago) link

Yes! to no longer caring about visiting Italy or France or Spain or crossing any oceans.

*tera, Wednesday, 27 August 2014 18:04 (nine years ago) link

Your Myers-Briggs character

ed.b, Tuesday, 2 September 2014 02:42 (nine years ago) link

This world.
That girl.
These words.

MaudAddam (cryptosicko), Tuesday, 2 September 2014 02:47 (nine years ago) link

sand

famous instagram God (waterface), Tuesday, 2 September 2014 19:00 (nine years ago) link

two months pass...

kinetic sand

*tera, Monday, 17 November 2014 15:40 (nine years ago) link

Oh jeez. I'm scared of that stuff. My mother-in-law mentioned it on saturday when we were talking about Christmas presents for my kid. The commercial said "there's no mess" and I'm like "you didn't test this on kids, did you?"

holla back for a dope nakh (how's life), Monday, 17 November 2014 16:24 (nine years ago) link

Haha! My mother-in-law said the same thing to me a month after I had discovered it at a toy store. I wasn't impressed and August hated the texture.

*tera, Wednesday, 19 November 2014 08:16 (nine years ago) link

vine videos

dogen, lord soto zen (clouds), Wednesday, 19 November 2014 08:35 (nine years ago) link

John Lewis Christmas ad.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 19 November 2014 09:39 (nine years ago) link

John Lewis Christmas ad wasn't even a thing until that one- 3 years ago or something? - with the woman getting old as she listened to Billy Joel and now it's cemented into the whole ritual it seems. A brilliant marketing trick. The ads from all the other shops trying to catch up are more embarrassing.

Eyeball Kicks, Wednesday, 19 November 2014 10:50 (nine years ago) link

Ive never seen it. I dont even have own a tv

saer, Wednesday, 19 November 2014 11:16 (nine years ago) link

mid 00's band reunions

Bringing the mosh (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Wednesday, 19 November 2014 12:11 (nine years ago) link

Had to google 'kinetic sand'. So it's a kind of foam play-doh stuff? That 'breathes motion' yeah no thanks

kinder, Wednesday, 19 November 2014 13:00 (nine years ago) link

There was an ad for some Channel 4 programme which began, "Always wanted to know what your friends earn?".... uhhhhh, no, why the fuck would I want to know that?

Euripides' Trousers (Tom D.), Wednesday, 19 November 2014 13:53 (nine years ago) link

Moon Dough even worse than kinetic sand, head's up.

pplains, Wednesday, 19 November 2014 14:29 (nine years ago) link

Yeah, I have room for one type of dough in my house. It's Play-Doh. Original Play-Doh will suffice. I'm largely uninterested in technological advances in Play-Doh.

put your money where the maracas are (how's life), Wednesday, 19 November 2014 14:40 (nine years ago) link

mid 00's band reunions

pretty much

marcos, Wednesday, 19 November 2014 14:48 (nine years ago) link

also, shows in which reunited bands play their "classic" albums live straight through

marcos, Wednesday, 19 November 2014 14:48 (nine years ago) link

Marcos OTM. A band is a moment. Moments are fleeting. Trying to recreate them is a frankenstein process.

my jaw left (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 19 November 2014 14:56 (nine years ago) link

who narduwar is/who narduwar interviewed

kobaïas fünke (clouds), Tuesday, 25 November 2014 20:58 (nine years ago) link

introverts and why they are the special-est of snowflakes

kate78, Tuesday, 25 November 2014 21:19 (nine years ago) link

http://the-toast.net/2014/11/10/sorry-murdered-everyone-im-introvert/

carl agatha, Tuesday, 25 November 2014 21:39 (nine years ago) link

"I apologize for coming to your house and killing everyone. I’m an INTJ!"

kate78, Tuesday, 25 November 2014 21:49 (nine years ago) link

the last inch or so of ketchup in the bottle.

put your money where the maracas are (how's life), Wednesday, 26 November 2014 00:09 (nine years ago) link

adorno made a snotty comment about the introversion/extroversion binary and reified consciousness. i told a person i was dating about this once and she said that adorno sounded like an elitist dick and it's no wonder he was pro lenin. i remember not caring about her being annoyed at me.

Treeship, Wednesday, 26 November 2014 03:01 (nine years ago) link

three weeks pass...

who is or isn't inducted into the rock and roll hall of fame

marcos, Friday, 19 December 2014 15:54 (nine years ago) link

The Interview

Orson Wellies (in orbit), Friday, 19 December 2014 16:15 (nine years ago) link

otm x2

example (crüt), Friday, 19 December 2014 16:16 (nine years ago) link

yes xp!

marcos, Friday, 19 December 2014 16:17 (nine years ago) link

oh man, people are so upset!

how's life, Friday, 19 December 2014 16:22 (nine years ago) link

tbh i care about the interview because north koreans have been fritzled out of the whole world and they are being controlled by an unfit leader (to put it mildly)

beyond that who cares about sony and franco is of no consequence to me whatsoever
do people care about the movie?

vigetable (La Lechera), Friday, 19 December 2014 16:31 (nine years ago) link

adorno made a snotty comment about the introversion/extroversion binary and reified consciousness. i told a person i was dating about this once and she said that adorno sounded like an elitist dick and it's no wonder he was pro lenin. i remember not caring about her being annoyed at me.

― Treeship, Tuesday, November 25, 2014 10:01 PM (3 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

tbh adorno probably was a dick. this hardcore marxist dude i knew in college would get in so many drunken arguments with people. i was talking about some jazz records i bought and this dude was like "WELL DO YOU KNOW WHAT ADORNO HAS TO SAY ABOUT JAZZ???" from what i know "adorno on jazz" is Something I Just Don't Care About.

marcos, Friday, 19 December 2014 16:36 (nine years ago) link

I didn't even know the movie existed until last week. Someone made a joke about it and I recognized that they were talking about something I didn't understand at all, and just let it go.

Orson Wellies (in orbit), Friday, 19 December 2014 16:48 (nine years ago) link

The Interview doesn't interest me but the desperate circus of writers and "thinkers" to find free-speech principles in our international-conglomerate theme-park world has never seemed loonier.

things lose meaning over time (Dr Morbius), Friday, 19 December 2014 16:55 (nine years ago) link

agreed on Adorno's opinions on mass culture and R&R Hall of Fame.

My turn: I Don't Care About....and won't read or listen to....presidential candidate speculation, more than a year out from a presidential election.

Vic Perry, Friday, 19 December 2014 16:56 (nine years ago) link

have stopped giving a shit who the president is, full stop. it's the sort of thing that only matters if you have something to lose or gain and there are too many variables for it to make a difference apart from perceived changes influenced by opinion and political voodoo

(曇り) (clouds), Friday, 19 December 2014 17:51 (nine years ago) link

If you live in the USA, then you do have many things to lose if the Republicans have full control of the Congress and the White House. Things like clean air and water enforcement, safeguards against discrimination in the workplace, a functioning Labor Relations Board, OSHA, a Social Security system not handed over to Wall Street and the big banks to plunder, higher fuel efficiency standards on new autos, public lands not sold out to private investors. The list is very long tbrr.

oh no! must be the season of the rich (Aimless), Friday, 19 December 2014 17:59 (nine years ago) link

oh yes of course, but i mean the president specifically. the greater interlocking machinations of the kyriarchy have a much more profound influence obv.

(曇り) (clouds), Friday, 19 December 2014 18:04 (nine years ago) link

Steampunk

Don A Henley And Get Over It (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 19 December 2014 20:41 (nine years ago) link

The Interview doesn't interest me but the desperate circus of writers and "thinkers" to find free-speech principles in our international-conglomerate theme-park world has never seemed loonier.

― things lose meaning over time (Dr Morbius), Friday, December 19, 2014 4:55 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Basically that entire Seth Rogen circus. The dude is from Vancouver and he reminds me of some people I knew/know...

, Friday, 19 December 2014 20:48 (nine years ago) link

the voodoo is real though

example (crüt), Friday, 19 December 2014 21:01 (nine years ago) link

i'm gonna try not to care about bush -vs- clinton in the next presidential election. because sad...

scott seward, Friday, 19 December 2014 21:33 (nine years ago) link

Stephen Colbert's show ending

Iago Galdston, Friday, 19 December 2014 21:55 (nine years ago) link

otm

marcos, Friday, 19 December 2014 21:57 (nine years ago) link

'the interview' otm, it's actually amazing how swiftly certain types of people on social media how swiftly and without a noticeable decrease in outrage levels have shifted their gaze from ferguson/eric garner/the corrupt police state & judicial system to "hey sony pulled a rogen/franco from release!"

LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Friday, 19 December 2014 22:02 (nine years ago) link

ferguson took 100% of the "boo israel!" posts off of my facebook. pretty remarkable. i still don't know what happened with that whole israel thing. probably still fightin' and stuff.

scott seward, Friday, 19 December 2014 22:18 (nine years ago) link

spoon

sʌxihɔːl (Ward Fowler), Friday, 19 December 2014 22:34 (nine years ago) link

oh yea i can't believe that strokes vs. spoon thread is still alive

marcos, Friday, 19 December 2014 22:39 (nine years ago) link

spoon suck

scott seward, Friday, 19 December 2014 22:42 (nine years ago) link

Serial

kate78, Friday, 19 December 2014 22:51 (nine years ago) link

Your facebook or instagram year in review.

Jeff, Tuesday, 23 December 2014 19:49 (nine years ago) link

^^^

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 23 December 2014 19:51 (nine years ago) link

^^

example (crüt), Tuesday, 23 December 2014 19:52 (nine years ago) link

^^^!!!!!

marcos, Tuesday, 23 December 2014 19:55 (nine years ago) link

Spoon's facebook or instagram year in review.

Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Tuesday, 23 December 2014 19:58 (nine years ago) link

Whether Elf on a Shelf is funny or lame

man alive, Tuesday, 23 December 2014 19:59 (nine years ago) link

I actually agree with pretty much everything since the last bump

man alive, Tuesday, 23 December 2014 20:00 (nine years ago) link

the human dignity of refugees and political prisoners

Enterprise Lesotho (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 23 December 2014 20:08 (nine years ago) link

anyone’s happiness and well being but mine and those close to me

Mordy, Tuesday, 23 December 2014 20:13 (nine years ago) link

Guns. Like, why not bows and arrows or harpoons?

Cousin Slappy, Tuesday, 23 December 2014 20:16 (nine years ago) link

televised sports, never knowingly watched a televised sport broadcast

Enterprise Lesotho (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 23 December 2014 20:18 (nine years ago) link

hats. i mean FUCK

languagelessness (mattresslessness), Tuesday, 23 December 2014 20:20 (nine years ago) link

Christmas tbh

vigetable (La Lechera), Tuesday, 23 December 2014 20:26 (nine years ago) link

nanowrimo

N337 (rip van wanko), Tuesday, 23 December 2014 20:30 (nine years ago) link

just because the name

N337 (rip van wanko), Tuesday, 23 December 2014 20:31 (nine years ago) link

people who are too cool for this thread

man alive, Tuesday, 23 December 2014 20:32 (nine years ago) link

HOCKEY

carl agatha, Tuesday, 23 December 2014 20:49 (nine years ago) link

Thundersnow

Jeff, Tuesday, 23 December 2014 20:54 (nine years ago) link

New Year's Eve.

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Monday, 29 December 2014 13:31 (nine years ago) link

PUGS

yusef latifah (unregistered), Monday, 29 December 2014 13:38 (nine years ago) link

lol j/k

yusef latifah (unregistered), Monday, 29 December 2014 13:39 (nine years ago) link

unmeasurables

local eire man (darraghmac), Monday, 29 December 2014 14:17 (nine years ago) link

i don't care when people die on the internet anymore. and i don't care about people's reactions to people dying on the internet. i am so sure you are "gutted" that jo anne worley died or whatever. and stop saying gutted all the time.

scott seward, Monday, 29 December 2014 16:44 (nine years ago) link

what? jo anne worley died? *gutted, scaled, filleted*

(曇り) (clouds), Monday, 29 December 2014 16:49 (nine years ago) link

eviscerated

dumpster® fire (Aimless), Monday, 29 December 2014 16:50 (nine years ago) link

Jo Anne Wortley is still alive. Praying that Scott knocked on wood.

Treeship, Monday, 29 December 2014 16:57 (nine years ago) link

crushed
devastated
demolished
incinerated
cremated
melted into coffin liquor by Jo Anne Worley's passing

vigetable (La Lechera), Monday, 29 December 2014 17:22 (nine years ago) link

so sad. they always come in threes :(

languagelessness (mattresslessness), Monday, 29 December 2014 17:26 (nine years ago) link

my guts, oh geez

j., Monday, 29 December 2014 17:38 (nine years ago) link

white wine

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 29 December 2014 17:40 (nine years ago) link

I'm with you, alfred. red or dead for this guy.

LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Monday, 29 December 2014 17:44 (nine years ago) link

It warms too quickly, is unsatisfying, and does not sit well after a martini.

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 29 December 2014 17:45 (nine years ago) link

few things worse than the sugar hangover that occurs after a bottle of moscato

(曇り) (clouds), Monday, 29 December 2014 18:04 (nine years ago) link

one of them is the feeling of reaching the bottom of a bottle of chardonnay and hearing the word "chardonnay" in your head and knowing that your body is now full of chardonnay

vigetable (La Lechera), Monday, 29 December 2014 18:18 (nine years ago) link

mcsweeney's. i don't think i've ever laughed at or been amused by anything i've ever read in it.

marcos, Monday, 29 December 2014 18:29 (nine years ago) link

When some animals go extinct.

Jeff, Monday, 29 December 2014 18:30 (nine years ago) link

maybe i am just referring to the "internet tendency"? whatever it is that people link to on facebook because they are "witty and sophisticated"

marcos, Monday, 29 December 2014 18:31 (nine years ago) link

see that shit terrifies and depresses me xp

marcos, Monday, 29 December 2014 18:31 (nine years ago) link

it's because they never participated in any marathons, right?

(曇り) (clouds), Monday, 29 December 2014 18:32 (nine years ago) link

glad to hear jeff is fighting the good fight against caring about our extinction event.

languagelessness (mattresslessness), Monday, 29 December 2014 18:36 (nine years ago) link

I want some chardonnay

example (crüt), Monday, 29 December 2014 18:47 (nine years ago) link

I dropped a black fly in your glass.

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 29 December 2014 19:03 (nine years ago) link

drinkin' wine, char-do-nay-ee

(曇り) (clouds), Monday, 29 December 2014 19:16 (nine years ago) link

i ctrl+F'd "what you think, MOM!" and didn't come up with any results

???

♪♫_\o/_♫♪ (Karl Malone), Monday, 29 December 2014 19:25 (nine years ago) link

i'm assuming everyone else on this board is 15 as well

♪♫_\o/_♫♪ (Karl Malone), Monday, 29 December 2014 19:27 (nine years ago) link

sorry dude, i am 17

marcos, Monday, 29 December 2014 19:35 (nine years ago) link

your new year's party's theme ("unusual hats")

difficult listening hour, Monday, 29 December 2014 19:44 (nine years ago) link

New Year parties.

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 29 December 2014 19:51 (nine years ago) link

new years. in general.

scott seward, Monday, 29 December 2014 21:24 (nine years ago) link

i was so happy to not care about seth rogan and then someone had to hack my playstation. THAT woke me up in a big way. it's christmas day and i can't play resogun? i finally knew how all those ferguson and gaza strip protesters must feel...

scott seward, Monday, 29 December 2014 21:28 (nine years ago) link

christmas ruiner:

http://krebsonsecurity.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/vomari.png

scott seward, Monday, 29 December 2014 21:31 (nine years ago) link

damn lizard squad...

scott seward, Monday, 29 December 2014 21:31 (nine years ago) link

http://krebsonsecurity.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/ryan-k.png

scott seward, Monday, 29 December 2014 21:33 (nine years ago) link

99% of war movies

marcos, Tuesday, 30 December 2014 21:17 (nine years ago) link

world war ii

marcos, Tuesday, 30 December 2014 21:17 (nine years ago) link

"war heroes"

marcos, Tuesday, 30 December 2014 21:17 (nine years ago) link

genealogy

(曇り) (clouds), Tuesday, 30 December 2014 21:23 (nine years ago) link

"my great great great great aunt's cousin came over on the mayflower" wow u must be so interesting

(曇り) (clouds), Tuesday, 30 December 2014 21:25 (nine years ago) link

bandcamp releases

mister brevis (clouds), Saturday, 3 January 2015 20:43 (nine years ago) link

I'm taking this thread to mean "things you cant be bothered with but care enough about to mention them dismissively"

Oliver Stone

Nihilist poseurs

Robert Adam Gilmour, Saturday, 3 January 2015 21:17 (nine years ago) link

what you take this thread for *snaps fingers*

local eire man (darraghmac), Saturday, 3 January 2015 21:27 (nine years ago) link

lol

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 3 January 2015 21:47 (nine years ago) link

oliver stone! sheesh, there's a blast from the past...

scott seward, Saturday, 3 January 2015 21:58 (nine years ago) link

kinda like saying you don't care about R.L. Stine or The Baby-Sitter's Club.

scott seward, Saturday, 3 January 2015 22:00 (nine years ago) link

Ladies and Germs, let's give a warm welcome for Oliver Poseur & The Nihilist Stoners

"tahhhhm, is on mah sandwisch, yes it ihyiz"

Vic Perry, Saturday, 3 January 2015 22:01 (nine years ago) link

I honestly don't know if I've seen an Oliver Stone film. *checks for a minute* I've seen a bit of Platoon and it seemed okay.

If we listed things we really don't care about in the slightest it'd be about things like the color of your neighbors eyes, what the bestselling type of denim is, the history of screws and rivets.

Unless your neighbour has beautiful eyes, you love denim or work with denim or written a history of screws and rivets.

Robert Adam Gilmour, Saturday, 3 January 2015 22:06 (nine years ago) link

fuck mayne u picked the wrong thread the wrong night

local eire man (darraghmac), Saturday, 3 January 2015 22:11 (nine years ago) link

More...

the majority of soup flavours

first person shooter games (although I have some fondness for early Doom, Quake, TimeSplitters and Bioshock visual/sound elements)

Robert Adam Gilmour, Saturday, 3 January 2015 22:22 (nine years ago) link

Amazingly I found a few flavours of soup was loved recently.

Robert Adam Gilmour, Saturday, 3 January 2015 22:26 (nine years ago) link

soup I loved recently.

Robert Adam Gilmour, Saturday, 3 January 2015 22:27 (nine years ago) link

television ratings

mookieproof, Saturday, 3 January 2015 22:27 (nine years ago) link

"If we listed things we didn't really care about, it would be impossible: how would we know about them to list them?

Waving our hands in the air like we don't care, is this not the most transparent indication of our deep commitment, a fraudulent face saving subterfuge liable to result in the non-saving of the faces of others when we accidentally (or perhaps purposefully) poke them in the eye with our fraudulently flying fingers?"

- Roland Barthe Thimpson

Vic Perry, Saturday, 3 January 2015 22:28 (nine years ago) link

When animals go extinct is a horribly depressing thing to not care about.

Acting Crazy (Instrumental) (jed_), Saturday, 3 January 2015 22:47 (nine years ago) link

If you don't care about that you're a wanker.

Acting Crazy (Instrumental) (jed_), Saturday, 3 January 2015 22:48 (nine years ago) link

eh, they'll come back. or something will, when we're all gone.

Nhex, Saturday, 3 January 2015 23:01 (nine years ago) link

if you tell ppl what they should care about you're a wanker imo

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 3 January 2015 23:02 (nine years ago) link

depends what animals

Robert Adam Gilmour, Saturday, 3 January 2015 23:21 (nine years ago) link

im not telling anyone what to care about although I admit it was rude to call him a wanker. it's really awful to not care about that, though.

Acting Crazy (Instrumental) (jed_), Saturday, 3 January 2015 23:28 (nine years ago) link

Apparently what makes one "a wanker" is definable; heaven forbid anybody should confuse sharing that definition with telling people what they should care about. That would be controlling behavior and WE CAN'T HAVE THAT.

Vic Perry, Saturday, 3 January 2015 23:46 (nine years ago) link

Animals have been going extinct on their own or bc of climate change or seasonal weather patterns or volcanoes ruining their habitat or other animals eating them for as long as there have been animals. Human intervention is sad and everything but we're only even aware of the ones that have died off in written human history. There are worse problems imo.

Orson Wellies (in orbit), Saturday, 3 January 2015 23:48 (nine years ago) link

Like genealogy afficionados.

Orson Wellies (in orbit), Saturday, 3 January 2015 23:49 (nine years ago) link

anyway, everybody wanks, let's be sex positive people

Vic Perry, Saturday, 3 January 2015 23:50 (nine years ago) link

Ancestry.com says my great-great grandfather shot the last passenger pigeon in the wild, sorry about that.

pplains, Saturday, 3 January 2015 23:55 (nine years ago) link

We got Ant-Man movie

that last push creates an amount of pleasing froth on (contenderizer), Sunday, 4 January 2015 01:52 (nine years ago) link

http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/world/2015/01/02/globalpost-species-near-extinction/21182221/

Just look at all these asshole animals we won't have to worry about soon!

But really, in orbit pretty much otm.

I'm also ok being a wanker.

Jeff, Sunday, 4 January 2015 02:06 (nine years ago) link

Didn't read that link fyi but i imagine it's about ecosystems getting fucked up, which has consequences for humans especially in regions where peoples' fated are more closely tied to the land

Treeship, Sunday, 4 January 2015 03:00 (nine years ago) link

dude u are so weird

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 4 January 2015 04:04 (nine years ago) link

The Parsi community in Mumbai have traditionally exposed their dead to vultures in "towers of silence," as they're called in English. Now the vultures are disappearing. Estimates suggest that 97 to 99 percent of the birds have gone in the last few decades. So the Parsi community is left in a very difficult position of trying to figure out how to appropriately and respectfully take care of their own dead in a world without vultures...

They've also played an important role in containing disease of various kinds and controlling the number of predators that feed on those carcasses and spread other diseases, like rats or dogs. The worry now is that the decline in vultures may lead to rises in the numbers of scavengers and in the incidence of diseases like rabies and anthrax in India.

http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2014/08/140820-extinction-crows-penguins-dinosaurs-asteroid-sydney-booktalk/

i am kind of weird, but i still think that animal extinction is a relevant issue.

Treeship, Sunday, 4 January 2015 04:30 (nine years ago) link

Yes, I care about animal extinction too. Lots of people care about animal extinction. You seem to be in earnest about what you post.

I wouldn't speak for others, but beginning a post with "didn't read that link" and then going on to explain what you "imagine" the link is about....that kind of behavior can get a person called weird.

Vic Perry, Sunday, 4 January 2015 04:50 (nine years ago) link

wrong thread for talking about u cares

that last push creates an amount of pleasing froth on (contenderizer), Sunday, 4 January 2015 05:09 (nine years ago) link

each poster will write of something uncared for and move along silently

"the notion of the 'pastoral' in literature"

excellent, move along

Vic Perry, Sunday, 4 January 2015 05:15 (nine years ago) link

my friend is a phylogeneticist and in short... yeah, it matters when animals go extinct.

mister brevis (clouds), Sunday, 4 January 2015 05:31 (nine years ago) link

mass extinction needs its own thread

earthface, windface and fireface (Aimless), Sunday, 4 January 2015 05:36 (nine years ago) link

humans are conditioned to care about only a minuscule purview and to view facts as discrete isolated entities. it enables one to sleep at night and to invest in things like physical culture, tv shows and the costs of rideshare services.

mister brevis (clouds), Sunday, 4 January 2015 05:36 (nine years ago) link

idg why there's so much pearlclutching abt this

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 4 January 2015 05:42 (nine years ago) link

because it's scary.

"We tend to think about extinction as loss of a species from the face of Earth, and that's very important, but there's a loss of critical ecosystem functioning in which animals play a central role that we need to pay attention to as well," Dirzo said. "Ironically, we have long considered that defaunation is a cryptic phenomenon, but I think we will end up with a situation that is non-cryptic because of the increasingly obvious consequences to the planet and to human wellbeing."

http://news.stanford.edu/pr/2014/pr-sixth-mass-extinction-072414.html

Treeship, Sunday, 4 January 2015 05:58 (nine years ago) link

Well okay, I said I "cared" in defense of caring. Now, what happens when you realize that "caring about things" isn't actually doing anything?

And what would I do, abandon my family, go lie down in front of a bulldozer somewhere, so I could pretend I am "doing something"? I guess I will have to ask my "conditioners".

My human conditioners owe me answers. I keep waking up over not having enough money, not having accomplished enough the day before, and worrying about where I will be working in nine months. And here I could be waking up over mass extinction events, nah, it's just my first world problems costing me sleep.

Condescension person, please explain what "physical culture" and "the costs of rideshare services" are so I can know whether I am tainted with worrying about them, I'm not sure yet because I don't know what you are talking about.

Vic Perry, Sunday, 4 January 2015 06:01 (nine years ago) link

Wait, just realized, get whole family to lie down in front of bulldozer. Sorry.

Vic Perry, Sunday, 4 January 2015 06:03 (nine years ago) link

fascinating stuff

Treeship, Sunday, 4 January 2015 06:07 (nine years ago) link

recognizing problems is obviously the first step in trying to solve them, or else align one's personal conduct in ways that would make it less harmful. it is in this sense that saying you "don't care" about an important issue, be it the ecological crisis or racism, seems negligent.

that said, compartmentalization is an important coping mechanism and i don't really think clouds was being condescending as much as descriptive. there is a reason people don't like to think about the problems over which they, individually, are basically powerless. the issue is that when everyone does this the issues are never addressed.

this isn't the thread for this discussion though, i admit, and it's my fault for starting it so mea culpa

Treeship, Sunday, 4 January 2015 06:11 (nine years ago) link

i said humans, so i include myself in that description. i am sorry about your money troubles.

mister brevis (clouds), Sunday, 4 January 2015 06:15 (nine years ago) link

I'm sorry about them too. But money, like species extinction, is something that so far as we have reason to believe, only humans care about.

Vic Perry, Sunday, 4 January 2015 06:26 (nine years ago) link

I care about ppl preaching to adults like anything mattered in this harsh and cold void of an existence

local eire man (darraghmac), Sunday, 4 January 2015 06:51 (nine years ago) link

kind of preachy

Vic Perry, Sunday, 4 January 2015 06:57 (nine years ago) link

its a tight line 2 walk ;-;

local eire man (darraghmac), Sunday, 4 January 2015 06:59 (nine years ago) link

sympathy

Vic Perry, Sunday, 4 January 2015 07:03 (nine years ago) link

I don't care about the psychological survival strategies others use to compensate for their fear and a sense of overwhelming dread... Except to the extent that I can employ such strategies myself

Mordy, Sunday, 4 January 2015 07:06 (nine years ago) link

I see possibilities for a workshop. Charge a lot.

Vic Perry, Sunday, 4 January 2015 07:10 (nine years ago) link

I care about ppl preaching to adults like anything mattered in this harsh and cold void of an existence

why

bife claro (wins), Sunday, 4 January 2015 10:47 (nine years ago) link

the vat of molten metal below me
the loose industrial catwalk railing that I chose to lean on this morning because this is america and that is my right
stfu i don't care

$80 is absurd and very ridiculous! (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 4 January 2015 15:10 (nine years ago) link

^ love this post

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 4 January 2015 16:41 (nine years ago) link

Vic seems to be just trolling at this point.

earthface, windface and fireface (Aimless), Sunday, 4 January 2015 18:12 (nine years ago) link

Things you just don't care about.

Vic Perry, Sunday, 4 January 2015 20:07 (nine years ago) link

  • what happens on Twitter

example (crüt), Tuesday, 6 January 2015 21:54 (nine years ago) link

this is the only tweet I care about: http://tinyurl.com/koha96g

example (crüt), Tuesday, 6 January 2015 21:57 (nine years ago) link

'courtroom dramas'

Drop soap, not bombs (Ste), Wednesday, 7 January 2015 00:06 (nine years ago) link

i don't care about a lot of tv shows, but i still love tv in general so it's not like an "i don't even OWN a television" scenario.

mitt fleekwood (get bent), Wednesday, 7 January 2015 07:02 (nine years ago) link

Congress.

The Understated Twee Hotel On A Mountain (silby), Wednesday, 7 January 2015 07:27 (nine years ago) link

sexual?

$80 is absurd and very ridiculous! (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 7 January 2015 16:26 (nine years ago) link

Steam levels/badges/gems etc oh just fuck off.

Drop soap, not bombs (Ste), Thursday, 8 January 2015 17:52 (nine years ago) link

Charlie Hebdo

how's life, Thursday, 15 January 2015 13:46 (nine years ago) link

increasingly^^

marcos, Thursday, 15 January 2015 14:28 (nine years ago) link

so last week.

this is just a saginaw (dog latin), Thursday, 15 January 2015 14:30 (nine years ago) link

nah it's just that the same tired arguments keep getting thrown around. plus i think the cartoons are uniformly terrible on a number of levels and i am tired of seeing them.

marcos, Thursday, 15 January 2015 14:31 (nine years ago) link

lol, opened this thinking "someone probably said charlie hebdo"

contenderizer, Thursday, 15 January 2015 14:35 (nine years ago) link

The sensitive feelings of Islamic militants

Prince Kajuku (Bill Magill), Thursday, 15 January 2015 14:44 (nine years ago) link

The goddamnmotherfuckingsonofabitch Oscars

carl agatha, Thursday, 15 January 2015 16:42 (nine years ago) link

oh yeah.

how's life, Thursday, 15 January 2015 16:42 (nine years ago) link

lol, was just coming here to post 'the oscars'

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Thursday, 15 January 2015 17:45 (nine years ago) link

god i love that song so much

scott seward, Thursday, 15 January 2015 17:58 (nine years ago) link

Buddy Rich

Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Thursday, 15 January 2015 18:01 (nine years ago) link

all the fantastic drum solos by anyone

Aimless, Thursday, 15 January 2015 18:03 (nine years ago) link

buddy rich otm
i honestly do not care about buddy rich
i know i maybe should but i do not

groundless round (La Lechera), Thursday, 15 January 2015 18:16 (nine years ago) link

i care. about buddy. listening to philly joe jones and elvin jones record right now and man oh man so much drum fire in one room.

scott seward, Thursday, 15 January 2015 18:20 (nine years ago) link

if you had this trio stuff on cd you would care a little. best trio!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vk33s6RDIk4

scott seward, Thursday, 15 January 2015 18:23 (nine years ago) link

yeah i would have to enjoy buddy rich away from a computer
that's for sure

groundless round (La Lechera), Thursday, 15 January 2015 18:47 (nine years ago) link

The Interview was classic ftr.

EveningStar (Sund4r), Thursday, 15 January 2015 20:03 (nine years ago) link

You Should Be Able To Let Your Kids Walk Home Alone

languagelessness (mattresslessness), Friday, 16 January 2015 23:39 (nine years ago) link

Johnny Cash.

Sorry, but don't care.

ed.b, Friday, 16 January 2015 23:52 (nine years ago) link

Charles de Batz-Castelmore d'Artagnan.

Sorry, but I Charles de Batz-Castelmore d'Notcare.

$80 is absurd and very ridiculous! (Sufjan Grafton), Saturday, 17 January 2015 00:13 (nine years ago) link

cultural appropriation

Mordy, Saturday, 17 January 2015 00:53 (nine years ago) link

accepting Jesus Christ as my personal savior

Aimless, Saturday, 17 January 2015 00:56 (nine years ago) link

the idea that I am damned for all eternity because I don't care about accepting Jesus Christ as my personal savior

Aimless, Saturday, 17 January 2015 00:57 (nine years ago) link

I do actually care about gentrification but only insofar as this neighbourhood could use a couple good bakeries

local eire man (darraghmac), Saturday, 17 January 2015 00:59 (nine years ago) link

new bars and restaurants

groundless round (La Lechera), Saturday, 17 January 2015 01:01 (nine years ago) link

what's gentrification over there? a bunch of englishmen move in? xp

Mordy, Saturday, 17 January 2015 01:02 (nine years ago) link

Is there a word for knowing you should care about something, and trying to care about it, but only ever feeling total indifference about it?

ed.b, Saturday, 17 January 2015 01:16 (nine years ago) link

when the english moved in it wasn't much like gentrification tbh

local eire man (darraghmac), Saturday, 17 January 2015 01:30 (nine years ago) link

but srsly gentrification here is the same as it is anywhere you exist and somebody starts whinging about it

local eire man (darraghmac), Saturday, 17 January 2015 01:31 (nine years ago) link

Fuck me ! even the fucking Irish rosetta stone cannot translate that fucking gobbledygook!

xelab, Saturday, 17 January 2015 01:55 (nine years ago) link

dying.

languagelessness (mattresslessness), Saturday, 17 January 2015 04:06 (nine years ago) link

tumblr. i'm the right demographic for it (sjw wahey) if a little old, but heck, michael stipe is in his fifties and has a tumblr of arty schlongs. i just, i dunno. maybe i have too much social media in my life already, but i never check out tumblr on my own -- it has to be someone pointing me to a link.

mitt fleekwood (get bent), Saturday, 17 January 2015 06:14 (nine years ago) link

well there are tumblrs and tumblrs? i mean that's kind of like saying 'i don't care about http' (which is also fine)

mookieproof, Saturday, 17 January 2015 06:22 (nine years ago) link

http can suck a fuck tbh

The Understated Twee Hotel On A Mountain (silby), Saturday, 17 January 2015 06:27 (nine years ago) link

I've been saying for years we should all just go back to gophernet

The Understated Twee Hotel On A Mountain (silby), Saturday, 17 January 2015 06:27 (nine years ago) link

Blizzards on the East Coast

kate78, Monday, 26 January 2015 17:11 (nine years ago) link

30secondstories.com

local eire man (darraghmac), Monday, 26 January 2015 17:13 (nine years ago) link

Blizzards out West Oh, I don't care

how's life, Monday, 26 January 2015 17:14 (nine years ago) link

Didn't previously know about Stipe's tumblr, just been looking at it for a while.

I think tumblr is amazing in some ways but there's quite a few major annoyances.

I joined it for maybe 20 minutes and couldn't stand the way to browse all the posts you subscribe to. You just scroll up and down all the content in chronological order until your page crashes. I didn't see any options to change this way of browsing.
I really wished they used the deviantart system of checking off posts that you've read and being able to save some posts for later because some are going to require much more of your time. And I can't really give my full attention to political posts in amongst all the porn in the stream too, I'd like to separate that stuff for different times.

Even on tumblr sites I like there's just way too much and I wish more people be be more selective about what they posted or reblogged. Sometimes you have to wade through so much.

People quote a lot of impressive statements from writers and artists but something seems a bit off to me about all these little clippings of people saying cool stuff you agree with. I can't quite say what.

A lot of the piracy that goes on is quite hard to fight too, since so much content is shared so quickly amongst so many.

It's a pain in the ass visiting all the sites individually but I found joining the site even worse.

Robert Adam Gilmour, Monday, 26 January 2015 18:12 (nine years ago) link

30secondstories.com

― local eire man (darraghmac), Monday, January 26, 2015 6:13 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

FP'd

a pleasant little psychedelic detour in the elevator (Amory Blaine), Monday, 26 January 2015 18:33 (nine years ago) link

cultural appropriation

― Mordy, Saturday, 17 January 2015 00:53 (1 week ago) Permalink

I always think of an SJW admonishing The Rolling Stones for playing black music and being told to play some music relevant to their culture and Mick Jagger ending up singing "When I'm Cleaning Windows".

Stig of the sanctimonious uncontextualized linkdump (Michael B), Tuesday, 27 January 2015 12:48 (nine years ago) link

also dont care about 30secondstories.com

Stig of the sanctimonious uncontextualized linkdump (Michael B), Tuesday, 27 January 2015 12:51 (nine years ago) link

photoshop fails

estela, Wednesday, 28 January 2015 00:52 (nine years ago) link

Mick Jagger ending up singing "When I'm Cleaning Windows".

― Stig of the sanctimonious uncontextualized linkdump (Michael B)

lol

the prefects of the spirit world (nakhchivan), Thursday, 29 January 2015 02:15 (nine years ago) link

whether something is "dad rock" (even though by naming that fandom as a male space it leaves out all the women responsible for the act's success) (sigh)

no fucks given or implied (get bent), Thursday, 29 January 2015 02:30 (nine years ago) link

bjork and her love life

sʌxihɔːl (Ward Fowler), Thursday, 29 January 2015 07:58 (nine years ago) link

Was fortunate enough to never encounter the acronym sjw until today, and have now seen it 5 times today on ilx, and only just googled it to find out it didnt mean single jewish woman, whoch was my first assumption, and which made only surreal sense

ornamental cabbage (James Morrison), Thursday, 29 January 2015 09:17 (nine years ago) link

Previously unreleased Aphex Twin music on Soundcloud. Or any Aphex Twin music, really.

the top man in the language department (誤訳侮辱), Thursday, 29 January 2015 15:38 (nine years ago) link

Other people's birthday nights out.

Acting Crazy (Instrumental) (jed_), Thursday, 29 January 2015 15:44 (nine years ago) link

album sequencing and how it could be improved

wins, Thursday, 29 January 2015 16:00 (nine years ago) link

albums sequencing and how it could be improved

fixed etc

xyzzzz__, Thursday, 29 January 2015 16:02 (nine years ago) link

on every music message board ever:

OP: the Beatles' White Album would actually be a perfect album if you trimmed the filler and edited it down to a single LP. what would be your 'ideal' tracklist? here's mine: [...]

rebuttal: b-b-but the White Album wouldn't be the White Album without all those so-called 'filler' tracks!

page 1 of 224

i ain't marchant anymore (unregistered), Thursday, 29 January 2015 16:40 (nine years ago) link

Coming up with the most awful version of the white album would be more fun. Probably been done, probably not as often.

Vic Perry, Thursday, 29 January 2015 16:44 (nine years ago) link

there has to be a Beatles bootleg called The Shite Album out there somewhere (probably consisting of outtakes + studio chatter + the most embarrassing cuts from former Beatles' solo albums)

i ain't marchant anymore (unregistered), Thursday, 29 January 2015 16:49 (nine years ago) link

Every week the magazines displayed at the checkout line at my local supermarket are filled with ALL NEW heartwarming stories or shocking news about various A-list and B-list celebrities, surefire weight loss tips, quizzes that reveal secrets about you, photos of cute pets, alien visitations, etc. and I don't care about any of it.

Aimless, Thursday, 29 January 2015 18:55 (nine years ago) link

Last time I was in a supermarket, I felt an overwhelming urge to set those magazines on fire. I think I care about them too much.

how's life, Thursday, 29 January 2015 19:01 (nine years ago) link

Your opinions.

Please adhere to strict Aristotelian logic henceforth. Failure to abide by the rule of law, the State will use the fullest extent of its powers to bring forth an indictment on your person.

Let us begin thusly.

Thought Police, Thursday, 29 January 2015 19:08 (nine years ago) link

^^^gets it

mookieproof, Thursday, 29 January 2015 19:10 (nine years ago) link

busted.

how's life, Thursday, 29 January 2015 19:14 (nine years ago) link

ALL NEW heartwarming stories or shocking news about various A-list and B-list celebrities

I never read these, but I do glance at the covers sometimes and I always find it funny when two magazines, in the same week, will publish diametrically opposed stories about the same celebrity. "IT'S TRUE LOVE: Famous Person's Secret Wedding Plans!" vs. "IT'S OVER: Same Famous Person's Shocking Breakup!"

the top man in the language department (誤訳侮辱), Thursday, 29 January 2015 19:17 (nine years ago) link

sad/amazing animal stories

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 29 January 2015 20:53 (nine years ago) link

animal celebrity drug habits

Vic Perry, Thursday, 29 January 2015 21:28 (nine years ago) link

looks like this is the thread where ppl go to hate on animals, huh

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Thursday, 29 January 2015 21:30 (nine years ago) link

tapeworms, yellow jackets and slugs are animals, my friend

Aimless, Thursday, 29 January 2015 21:35 (nine years ago) link

yknow like "dog walked 500 miles to sit on grave of 2nd spinal tap drummer"

"kitten found inside discarded boombox, now loves bell biv devoe"

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 29 January 2015 21:48 (nine years ago) link

rip eric 'stumpy joe' childs

mookieproof, Thursday, 29 January 2015 21:53 (nine years ago) link

lol

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 29 January 2015 22:10 (nine years ago) link

what politicians REALLY BELIEVE despite their actions

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 29 January 2015 22:14 (nine years ago) link

harper lee's new novel

marcos, Wednesday, 4 February 2015 16:46 (nine years ago) link

the left shark

i ain't marchant anymore (unregistered), Thursday, 5 February 2015 02:46 (nine years ago) link

I really tried to but I just can't.

about a dozen duck supporters (carl agatha), Thursday, 5 February 2015 03:15 (nine years ago) link

what someone isn't purchasing

don't ask me why i posted this (electricsound), Thursday, 5 February 2015 03:18 (nine years ago) link

the scheduling of ilm polls

mookieproof, Thursday, 5 February 2015 03:43 (nine years ago) link

my number of accrued FPs. your number of accrued FPs. I just FP'd everyone itt.

It's strange to me too. But we're talking about praxis, man. (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 5 February 2015 03:54 (nine years ago) link

living

brimstead, Thursday, 5 February 2015 03:55 (nine years ago) link

burlesque

rem remrum (dog latin), Thursday, 5 February 2015 10:46 (nine years ago) link

hilarious autocorrect fails

rem remrum (dog latin), Thursday, 5 February 2015 10:46 (nine years ago) link

whatever Happened Next that Will Blow Your Mind

marcos, Thursday, 5 February 2015 14:00 (nine years ago) link

sometimes i care about those things, despite myself

rem remrum (dog latin), Thursday, 5 February 2015 14:07 (nine years ago) link

The Golden State Warriors

Prince Kajuku (Bill Magill), Thursday, 5 February 2015 17:11 (nine years ago) link

UK 'pancake' day. UK ppl, you know you can make 'pancakes' any day of the year right?

salsa shark, Tuesday, 17 February 2015 19:34 (nine years ago) link

Visiting beautiful nature destinations

ed.b, Tuesday, 17 February 2015 19:48 (nine years ago) link

NFL helmet redesign concepts. I do however care about people using 'showed' as the past participle. I care, and I hate.

you can buy your hair if it won't grow (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 26 February 2015 01:24 (nine years ago) link

Most NFL helmet redesigns are in order to make the animal mascot look angrier or more ferocious, even when the creature in question is a bird or a marine mammal

If you mean hypothetical redesigns, I'm totally with you, there's nothing more boring than that

Josefa, Thursday, 26 February 2015 03:08 (nine years ago) link

Who attends whose funeral

Josefa, Monday, 2 March 2015 21:29 (nine years ago) link

Fake trailer for a gritty reboot of Power Rangers/007/Ghostbusters/etc. please put away your toys and come up with some original ideas.

©Oz Quiz© (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 3 March 2015 16:36 (nine years ago) link

You are not a film producer, you are a grown person smashing action figures together.

©Oz Quiz© (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 3 March 2015 16:38 (nine years ago) link

Watching sunrises/sets.

Jeff, Tuesday, 3 March 2015 16:40 (nine years ago) link

UK 'pancake' day. UK ppl, you know you can make 'pancakes' any day of the year right?

Shrove Tuesday/Fat Tuesday/mardi gras is observed all across the world you ignorant cunt

Luis Brañuel - Bell de Jour (wins), Tuesday, 3 March 2015 16:41 (nine years ago) link

Watching sunrises/sets.

― Jeff, Tuesday, March 3, 2015 4:40 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Yeah these are cool and all, but always feel that people who profess to loving watching these are faux-naif aesthetes or something.

Unheimlich Manouevre (dog latin), Tuesday, 3 March 2015 16:43 (nine years ago) link

list of ilxors who have called female posters cunts

lj
wins
?

poc het ino (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 3 March 2015 16:46 (nine years ago) link

Whoever's playing at Sonar 2015

Unheimlich Manouevre (dog latin), Tuesday, 3 March 2015 16:48 (nine years ago) link

that wasn't a reply to nakh

Unheimlich Manouevre (dog latin), Tuesday, 3 March 2015 16:50 (nine years ago) link

I was quoting that classic local garda post, I'm not actually calling anyone a cunt

Luis Brañuel - Bell de Jour (wins), Tuesday, 3 March 2015 16:56 (nine years ago) link

To clarify:

Onan Pullett (wins) wrote this on thread Ask Raccoon Tanuki on board I Love Music on 30-Sep-2014

tanuki is eaten throughout europe you ignorant cunt

coming back around to "treesh humpers" tbh (wins) wrote this on thread Maggi Liquid Seasoning on board I Love Everything on 16-Oct-2013

pip pip

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, October 16, 2013 11:48 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

maggi's is eaten all over the world you ignorant cunt

farte blanche (upper mississippi sh@kedown) wrote this on thread keep the meme alive: Pippa's Arse on board I Love Music on 05-Oct-2012

blood sausage is eaten all over europe you ignorant cunt

Phelan Nulty (Local Garda) wrote this on thread keep the meme alive: Pippa's Arse on board I Love Music on 13-May-2011

OI MATES SOME BIG BOTTOM BIRD IS ALL OVER THE NEWSY WEWSIES, I"M GONNA MAKE ME A 'ORRIBLE POST ABOUT IT TO ME ILXOR CHUMS, ALSO BLOOD SAUSAGE IS DELICIOUS

blood sausage is eaten all over europe you ignorant cunt.

Luis Brañuel - Bell de Jour (wins), Tuesday, 3 March 2015 16:58 (nine years ago) link

I think every time I make this reference I pick up some FPs and have to explain myself but I'm not gonna stop

Luis Brañuel - Bell de Jour (wins), Tuesday, 3 March 2015 16:59 (nine years ago) link

Netanyahu's speech to congress

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 3 March 2015 17:00 (nine years ago) link

Xp I do apologise tho, for the slur and for chain-posting

Luis Brañuel - Bell de Jour (wins), Tuesday, 3 March 2015 17:01 (nine years ago) link

lol I thought you really were calling me a cunt that time. just accepted that I'd upset you in some way that day. prbly FP'd you, but I do that every post.

you can buy your hair if it won't grow (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 3 March 2015 17:04 (nine years ago) link

Oh, okay, in that case, I can feel okay calling suzy an annoying cunt? She should be over it in an hour and a half, iirc.

― one pretty obvious guy in the obvious (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 28 December 2010 16:34 (4 years ago)

poc het ino (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 3 March 2015 17:07 (nine years ago) link

Xp I would never! The whole reason I love the original post so much is that it is so ridiculously aggro & mad about something so trivial, it ends up silly. It's a bad look

Luis Brañuel - Bell de Jour (wins), Tuesday, 3 March 2015 17:10 (nine years ago) link

xp nakh, let's not judge posters by the words they choose to say

you can buy your hair if it won't grow (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 3 March 2015 17:10 (nine years ago) link

let's judge them by whether or not they are classically beautiful in appearance

you can buy your hair if it won't grow (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 3 March 2015 17:11 (nine years ago) link

let's judge them by whether or not they are classically beautiful in appearance prose

Mordy, Tuesday, 3 March 2015 17:11 (nine years ago) link

I don't care about this - stay on topic please.

nashwan, Tuesday, 3 March 2015 17:12 (nine years ago) link

xp
unfair we can't all be stylists in the vein of nakh or mcnulty

Luis Brañuel - Bell de Jour (wins), Tuesday, 3 March 2015 17:12 (nine years ago) link

the trick is dropping a bunch of florid f-bombs

Mordy, Tuesday, 3 March 2015 17:13 (nine years ago) link

Pretty much everything except good booze, pussy, golf every now and then and a couple dollars in my wallet to fund the above.

Prince Kajuku (Bill Magill), Tuesday, 3 March 2015 17:13 (nine years ago) link

this is the only worthwhile part of this entire thread

poc het ino (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 3 March 2015 17:13 (nine years ago) link

Compendium of (advertent of otherwise) sexual slurs vs "let's list every trending topic" idk

Gonna apologise again for that, how embarrassing

Luis Brañuel - Bell de Jour (wins), Tuesday, 3 March 2015 17:32 (nine years ago) link

ok Bill Magill is a sock

mushaboom kids (rip van wanko), Tuesday, 3 March 2015 17:33 (nine years ago) link

with a monster truck on it

you can buy your hair if it won't grow (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 3 March 2015 17:38 (nine years ago) link

"a couple dollars," huh

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Tuesday, 3 March 2015 17:49 (nine years ago) link

does bill no longer care abt nfl

poc het ino (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 3 March 2015 17:50 (nine years ago) link

I'm sure ive called a couple of em cunts but I'm v careful about it I make real sure

but I mean that is a classic ilx post reference and ought not have been misunderstood in fact the fp function should catch these and probably prompt for certainty "the referenced post appears to contain a classic ilx quote that utilises profanity please ensure this is not a misunderstanding" where's tuomas to demand this off stet/Keith

post you had fecund thoughts about (darraghmac), Tuesday, 3 March 2015 18:59 (nine years ago) link

deems whilst appreciating your obtuseness there is a reference to your long ilx history of obtuseness, wins' misunderstanding there is more pertinent a misunderstanding than a failure to keep the meme alive, and in any case worth noting strictly for the bantz

poc het ino (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 3 March 2015 19:26 (nine years ago) link

and just because i have been so assiduous in keeping the meme alive, it would be problematic to assume that everyone else has had that privilege

poc het ino (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 3 March 2015 19:41 (nine years ago) link

does bill no longer care abt nfl

― poc het ino (nakhchivan), Tuesday, March 3, 2015 12:50 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yes

Prince Kajuku (Bill Magill), Tuesday, 3 March 2015 20:36 (nine years ago) link

he does care

Prince Kajuku (Bill Magill), Tuesday, 3 March 2015 20:36 (nine years ago) link

what about sabbath kicking zeppelin's ass

mookieproof, Tuesday, 3 March 2015 20:38 (nine years ago) link

Such a foregone conclusion that i cant care about it.

Prince Kajuku (Bill Magill), Tuesday, 3 March 2015 20:40 (nine years ago) link

fair

mookieproof, Tuesday, 3 March 2015 20:42 (nine years ago) link

the marvel "cinematic universe"

as verbose and purple as a Peter Ustinov made of plums (James Morrison), Thursday, 5 March 2015 01:38 (nine years ago) link

beer talk

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 5 March 2015 01:49 (nine years ago) link

^ real talk from VG

Aimless, Thursday, 5 March 2015 01:52 (nine years ago) link

what amanda palmer does

h8 her cos she's a woman anyway so its irrelevant

post you had fecund thoughts about (darraghmac), Thursday, 5 March 2015 02:07 (nine years ago) link

Will Ferrell playing for the Cubs/Sox/whoever.

Jeff, Friday, 13 March 2015 11:11 (nine years ago) link

Clarkson

A MOOC, what's a MOOC? (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 13 March 2015 11:21 (nine years ago) link

Pratchett

sʌxihɔːl (Ward Fowler), Friday, 13 March 2015 11:39 (nine years ago) link

(sorry all my weeping Facebook friends)

sʌxihɔːl (Ward Fowler), Friday, 13 March 2015 11:39 (nine years ago) link

Bowls on plates. (Seriously, who gives a shit about this?!)

Tuomas, Friday, 13 March 2015 11:49 (nine years ago) link

buzzfood

Team Foxcatcherwatcher (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 13 March 2015 15:12 (nine years ago) link

two months pass...

1)PC Music
being
2)called out on the internet
for
3)being ironically racist
on
4)Vice Magazine
's
5)Twitter feed
is a perfect storm of things I don't give a shit about, all in one convenient package.

めんどくさかった (Matt #2), Friday, 12 June 2015 18:51 (nine years ago) link

otm

Killarney Hilton (darraghmac), Friday, 12 June 2015 21:02 (nine years ago) link

oh is that why that thread has nine million answers? yeah idgaf

Οὖτις, Friday, 12 June 2015 21:05 (nine years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Google deep dream.

Acting Crazy (Instrumental) (jed_), Thursday, 9 July 2015 22:52 (eight years ago) link

soccer and related victory parades

skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 9 July 2015 23:55 (eight years ago) link

Sports. Any sport.

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 9 July 2015 23:58 (eight years ago) link

Who is going to be president in 2016.

Mr. Snrub, Friday, 10 July 2015 00:08 (eight years ago) link

public transport in London
how everyone else can't do public transport in London right
what you did about it

irl lol (darraghmac), Friday, 10 July 2015 08:48 (eight years ago) link

otm

holger sharkey (Tom D.), Friday, 10 July 2015 09:12 (eight years ago) link

imo that's a v tom d update from me

irl lol (darraghmac), Friday, 10 July 2015 09:19 (eight years ago) link

miguel

how's life, Tuesday, 14 July 2015 13:01 (eight years ago) link

The Tour de France.

ailsa, Tuesday, 14 July 2015 13:14 (eight years ago) link

three weeks pass...

led zeppelin

marcos, Wednesday, 5 August 2015 16:34 (eight years ago) link

haha I knew someone was going to post that

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 5 August 2015 16:50 (eight years ago) link

the ethics of music streaming

Darin, Wednesday, 5 August 2015 18:44 (eight years ago) link

polyamory

the top man in the language department (誤訳侮辱), Wednesday, 5 August 2015 18:47 (eight years ago) link

a little late but who's Meek Mill?

rip van wanko, Wednesday, 5 August 2015 19:08 (eight years ago) link

All I know is he has an ongoing rivalry with Drake, who I'm only slightly more aware of (as a Sprite pitchman and ex-paraplegic) but about whom I give an equivalent number of fucks.

Off Pudding (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 5 August 2015 19:20 (eight years ago) link

Everyone otm today

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 5 August 2015 22:55 (eight years ago) link

#PenisGate

Love, Wilco (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 5 August 2015 23:11 (eight years ago) link

every stupid product advertised on earwolf podcasts

as verbose and purple as a Peter Ustinov made of plums (James Morrison), Wednesday, 5 August 2015 23:20 (eight years ago) link

thing is you're gonna snack, though.

oh, i am a lonlely poster. i live in a box of posts. (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 5 August 2015 23:22 (eight years ago) link

"friends, lemme tell you about squarespace..."

as verbose and purple as a Peter Ustinov made of plums (James Morrison), Thursday, 6 August 2015 00:24 (eight years ago) link

wonder if they'll keep accepting "donations" now that they've been bought by Scripps

go hang a salami I'm a canal, adam (silby), Thursday, 6 August 2015 02:13 (eight years ago) link

challops & lol British but "Prince George"

Neil S, Friday, 14 August 2015 10:14 (eight years ago) link

Celebrity worship
Most current comedians or comedy
Amy Schumer

Acid Hose (Capitaine Jay Vee), Friday, 14 August 2015 10:30 (eight years ago) link

Chelsea, Jose Mourinho, Jose Mourinho and Chelsea, Chelsea's club doctor, Jose Mourinho's relationship to Chelsea's club doctor

Neil S, Friday, 14 August 2015 13:13 (eight years ago) link

motorcycles
hunting
crossfit
superhero movies

johnny crunch, Friday, 14 August 2015 13:16 (eight years ago) link

Sudoku

as verbose and purple as a Peter Ustinov made of plums (James Morrison), Monday, 17 August 2015 02:14 (eight years ago) link

Alphabet, Apple Music, pretty much all tech companies and tech news and culture.

EDB, Monday, 17 August 2015 04:50 (eight years ago) link

health news, public health issues

the lion tweets tonight (Noodle Vague), Monday, 17 August 2015 08:49 (eight years ago) link

what one athlete said about another

mookieproof, Monday, 17 August 2015 23:16 (eight years ago) link

compton

irl lol (darraghmac), Monday, 17 August 2015 23:37 (eight years ago) link

fantasy football

9 days from now a.k.a next weekend. (dog latin), Tuesday, 18 August 2015 15:11 (eight years ago) link

Somebody got a league going where you work too then?

Stupidityness (Tom D.), Tuesday, 18 August 2015 15:15 (eight years ago) link

everyone seems to be doing it. is it a seasonal thing? no wait wait I don't care.

9 days from now a.k.a next weekend. (dog latin), Tuesday, 18 August 2015 17:38 (eight years ago) link

once per season funnily enough

irl lol (darraghmac), Tuesday, 18 August 2015 21:09 (eight years ago) link

tis the season to talk loudly falalalala lalalala

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 18 August 2015 23:28 (eight years ago) link

who's going to be elected in about 440 days

skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 18 August 2015 23:35 (eight years ago) link

Anything involving Lip Syncing.

It's like America is just lowering the bar closer and closer to the ground.

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 19 August 2015 14:54 (eight years ago) link

Someday there will be competitions of people just facially emoting to songs, and the lip synch purists will be wringing their hands over the decline of culture.

I Slipped In Your Flan (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 19 August 2015 14:57 (eight years ago) link

lol
true

"a ____ reacts to____"
i can't imagine a world in which i would care about/be interested people's reactions to things unless it was part of my job (which, in a way it is)

La Lechera, Wednesday, 19 August 2015 15:12 (eight years ago) link

a South African who happens to be good at running and has a couple of artificial limbs

Neil S, Wednesday, 19 August 2015 15:18 (eight years ago) link

averting my gaze from this heavy fucking ark i've been towing around the desert. let's have a look.

oh, i am a lonlely poster. i live in a box of posts. (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 19 August 2015 19:45 (eight years ago) link

Cilla Black's funeral.

Stupidityness (Tom D.), Thursday, 20 August 2015 12:19 (eight years ago) link

... live on BBC AND Sky, get tae fuck!

Stupidityness (Tom D.), Thursday, 20 August 2015 12:25 (eight years ago) link

... Christopher Biggins giving a reading.

Stupidityness (Tom D.), Thursday, 20 August 2015 12:26 (eight years ago) link

... if Savile was still alive he'd be conducting the service.

Stupidityness (Tom D.), Thursday, 20 August 2015 12:27 (eight years ago) link

Sir Cliff singing, haven't her family suffered enough etc.

Neil S, Thursday, 20 August 2015 12:47 (eight years ago) link

Deez Nuts

Iago Galdston, Thursday, 20 August 2015 20:27 (eight years ago) link

Banksy

Jeff, Friday, 21 August 2015 00:27 (eight years ago) link

^^fucking seriously like 5 different people on my fb feed posted articles about his theme park thing

marcos, Friday, 21 August 2015 00:52 (eight years ago) link

Deez Nuts

― Iago Galdston, Thursday, August 20, 2015 4:27 PM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

oh come on this is hilarious

marcos, Friday, 21 August 2015 00:53 (eight years ago) link

Donald Trump
Star Wars Episode 7

The New Gay Sadness (cryptosicko), Friday, 21 August 2015 01:15 (eight years ago) link

When an entertainer is onstage and has just asked the audience to yell something loudly and then, when the audience has responded by yelling whatever it was, the entertainer cups his hand to his ear and says, "I can't heeear you!" Someday I wish the audience would respond "we don't caaaare!"

Aimless, Friday, 21 August 2015 01:41 (eight years ago) link

Can't shame me, performer.

Jeff, Friday, 21 August 2015 01:45 (eight years ago) link

"Okay, I can hear you now!"

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 21 August 2015 01:45 (eight years ago) link

twitter joke theft

mookieproof, Friday, 21 August 2015 15:25 (eight years ago) link

Donald trump

irl lol (darraghmac), Friday, 21 August 2015 16:19 (eight years ago) link

I don't care about Donald Trump but I care that he's as skilled as he is at stoking the incoherent rage fires of his fellow xenophobes.

Do you have or use horses? (Old Lunch), Friday, 21 August 2015 16:31 (eight years ago) link

The idea that Bolt beating Gatlin is a victory for humanity or some such shite.

tsrobodo, Monday, 24 August 2015 09:51 (eight years ago) link

i've come to realise i simply don't care about discussion around various streaming platforms. but as a music fan i feel like i should?

canoon fooder (dog latin), Wednesday, 26 August 2015 09:39 (eight years ago) link

^^ ditto. I haven't even looked at that thread

tayto fan (Michael B), Wednesday, 26 August 2015 09:47 (eight years ago) link

The idea that Bolt beating Gatlin is a victory for humanity or some such shite.

Athletics World Cups or Championships, if it ain't the Olympics count me out.

Fields of Fat Henry (Tom D.), Wednesday, 26 August 2015 09:59 (eight years ago) link

banksy

deejerk reactions (darraghmac), Wednesday, 26 August 2015 13:02 (eight years ago) link

disappeared Malaysian airplanes

keep clams and jive on (man alive), Monday, 31 August 2015 02:41 (eight years ago) link

Camera technology

koogs, Monday, 31 August 2015 04:02 (eight years ago) link

^this guy cares so little about the vma's he didn't even say vma's

rip van wanko, Monday, 31 August 2015 04:06 (eight years ago) link

Clara Oswald

Stevolende, Monday, 31 August 2015 08:07 (eight years ago) link

Keith Richards

as verbose and purple as a Peter Ustinov made of plums (James Morrison), Thursday, 3 September 2015 01:12 (eight years ago) link

Stephen Colbert/late-night talk shows in general

the top man in the language department (誤訳侮辱), Wednesday, 9 September 2015 14:46 (eight years ago) link

Queen

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 9 September 2015 15:14 (eight years ago) link

Kim Davis

on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Wednesday, 9 September 2015 15:16 (eight years ago) link

ONE CLERK IN THE ENTIRE UNITED STATES WON'T DO GAY MARRIAGES, LET'S ALL MAKE A REALLY BIG FUCKING DEAL OUT OF IT BECAUSE I'M SURE THAT'S NOT AT ALL PRECISELY WHAT SHE AND ALL HER SUPPORTERS ARE HOPING FOR

on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Wednesday, 9 September 2015 15:17 (eight years ago) link

Ha, I think I feel the same way.

EveningStar (Sund4r), Wednesday, 9 September 2015 15:35 (eight years ago) link

Post-WWII college caper type movies, especially musical ones.

andrew m., Wednesday, 9 September 2015 18:20 (eight years ago) link

Buy one get the second for 50% off.

Aimless, Wednesday, 9 September 2015 18:25 (eight years ago) link

all but like 5 beers

plops of jupiter (rip van wanko), Wednesday, 9 September 2015 19:02 (eight years ago) link

on that note, "rare" beers

on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Wednesday, 9 September 2015 19:04 (eight years ago) link

also "aging" beers in various kinds of casks/barrels

on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Wednesday, 9 September 2015 19:05 (eight years ago) link

apple products, obvs

mookieproof, Wednesday, 9 September 2015 19:17 (eight years ago) link

serena williams

groovemaaan, Wednesday, 9 September 2015 20:13 (eight years ago) link

the rugby 'world cup'

sʌxihɔːl (Ward Fowler), Friday, 18 September 2015 18:44 (eight years ago) link

doctor who
anything involving the phrase "turd ferguson"

joygoat, Friday, 18 September 2015 19:53 (eight years ago) link

james bond theme songs

sʌxihɔːl (Ward Fowler), Friday, 25 September 2015 12:08 (eight years ago) link

Ordinarily, I would put "the Pope" here, but he's performing at Madison Square Garden tonight, which is directly above the train station I need to use to get out of the city after work, so he's momentarily at the top of my Things I'm Very Annoyed About list.

the top man in the language department (誤訳侮辱), Friday, 25 September 2015 12:32 (eight years ago) link

morrisey

marcos, Friday, 25 September 2015 14:12 (eight years ago) link

Albums Without A Single Dud Song
Perfect Albums
Albums In Which Every Track Is Great
Flawless Albums

marcos, Friday, 25 September 2015 14:13 (eight years ago) link

Ryan Adams Taylor Swift Father John Misty and all of those clowns

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 25 September 2015 15:34 (eight years ago) link

marcos otm

I'll put the pope here, why not

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 25 September 2015 15:36 (eight years ago) link

Volkswagen emissions scandal

Acting Crazy (Instrumental) (jed_), Friday, 25 September 2015 15:59 (eight years ago) link

Kanye

The New Gay Sadness (cryptosicko), Friday, 25 September 2015 17:12 (eight years ago) link

Things other people don't care about.

Sitting In The Ape Chair (Old Lunch), Friday, 25 September 2015 17:31 (eight years ago) link

the moon

deejerk reactions (darraghmac), Monday, 28 September 2015 02:28 (eight years ago) link

cars

niels, Monday, 28 September 2015 09:04 (eight years ago) link

Volkswagen emissions scandal

Sick of hearing about this tbh.

Fields of Fat Henry (Tom D.), Monday, 28 September 2015 09:08 (eight years ago) link

Business, business leaders, small businesses, businessmen, small businessmen, business insiders, business news, business forecasts, the business community, the CBI, the Institute of Directors, Digby Jones, Chambers of Commerce, Sir Martin Sorrell, business correspondents, entrepreneurs, entrepreneurship etcetcetc

Fields of Fat Henry (Tom D.), Monday, 28 September 2015 09:16 (eight years ago) link

Are the people in the Star Wars movies humans?

deejerk reactions (darraghmac), Monday, 28 September 2015 09:46 (eight years ago) link

whoever will never make a record again

marcos, Monday, 28 September 2015 14:16 (eight years ago) link

whoever has made one lately

what anyone thinks of that

what anyone thinks of what anyone thinks of that

deejerk reactions (darraghmac), Monday, 28 September 2015 14:20 (eight years ago) link

so...ILM?

The New Gay Sadness (cryptosicko), Monday, 28 September 2015 14:25 (eight years ago) link

^ nailed it

Fields of Fat Henry (Tom D.), Monday, 28 September 2015 14:27 (eight years ago) link

I wasn't exactly encrypting it lads

deejerk reactions (darraghmac), Monday, 28 September 2015 14:29 (eight years ago) link

who the pope met with

mattresslessness, Friday, 2 October 2015 19:13 (eight years ago) link

when that uber-schmoozing fucker croaks will be my point of not caring about pope francis, but presently all the gush about him makes my blood boil

xelab, Friday, 2 October 2015 19:43 (eight years ago) link

who the pope met with

― mattresslessness, Friday, October 2, 2015 2:13 PM (40 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

also the entire phenomenon of Kim Davis

on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Friday, 2 October 2015 19:54 (eight years ago) link

oh yeah said that upthread. guess I protest too much.

on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Friday, 2 October 2015 19:55 (eight years ago) link

this thread

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Friday, 2 October 2015 20:39 (eight years ago) link

paying state and federal taxes, and I don't recommend it

rip van wanko, Friday, 2 October 2015 21:01 (eight years ago) link

ts: not caring about taxes vs not caring about student loans vs not caring about dental maintenance

playlists of pensive swift (difficult listening hour), Friday, 2 October 2015 21:03 (eight years ago) link

so long, dental plan

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Friday, 2 October 2015 21:07 (eight years ago) link

this floss changed my dental maintenance life
http://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0725/9041/products/johnson-and-johnson-reach-total-care-mint.jpeg?v=1441103858

Sufjan Grafton, Saturday, 3 October 2015 18:28 (eight years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Patti Smith

as verbose and purple as a Peter Ustinov made of plums (James Morrison), Friday, 23 October 2015 03:01 (eight years ago) link

;_;

niels, Friday, 23 October 2015 09:59 (eight years ago) link

Seumas Milne

Estonians from the future (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 23 October 2015 10:08 (eight years ago) link

Adele

nashwan, Friday, 23 October 2015 10:34 (eight years ago) link

video games, game consoles, video game reviews, video game company revenues, online gaming, nostalgia for pacman, donkey kong or other antiquated video games, gamergate

Aimless, Friday, 23 October 2015 16:35 (eight years ago) link

Halloween!

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 31 October 2015 17:00 (eight years ago) link

That REI is closed on Black Friday.

Jeff, Saturday, 31 October 2015 17:16 (eight years ago) link

grimes

clouds, Saturday, 31 October 2015 19:06 (eight years ago) link

Big Star

on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Wednesday, 4 November 2015 15:50 (eight years ago) link

Still don't care about Volkswagen.

Caput Johannis in Disco (Tom D.), Wednesday, 4 November 2015 15:58 (eight years ago) link

Pistorius

Neil S, Wednesday, 4 November 2015 16:00 (eight years ago) link

movies

dynamicinterface, Thursday, 5 November 2015 00:23 (eight years ago) link

get your hair shirt on, the broken glass is ready...

xelab, Thursday, 5 November 2015 00:31 (eight years ago) link

The Web Summit

tayto fan (Michael B), Friday, 6 November 2015 15:25 (eight years ago) link

You have that fuckin luxury. I work at the end of the fuckin road from the cunt.

MONKEY had been BUMMED by the GHOST of the late prancing paedophile (darraghmac), Saturday, 7 November 2015 00:35 (eight years ago) link

Classic cars

facon wrapped seitan butty (qiqing), Saturday, 7 November 2015 03:36 (eight years ago) link

Chemsex

Eyeball Kicks, Saturday, 7 November 2015 18:01 (eight years ago) link

John Lewis Christmas adverts

MONKEY had been BUMMED by the GHOST of the late prancing paedophile (darraghmac), Saturday, 7 November 2015 18:14 (eight years ago) link

Weddings. In fact, ALL marriage needs to go the way of the answering machine.

Cousin Slappy, Saturday, 7 November 2015 20:04 (eight years ago) link

on a little table next to the phone?

John Dope Assos (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 7 November 2015 20:07 (eight years ago) link

go the way of the answering machine

put in a box in my basement?

Aimless, Saturday, 7 November 2015 20:08 (eight years ago) link

lol

Tell The BTLs to Fuck Off (wins), Saturday, 7 November 2015 20:24 (eight years ago) link

No. The box in MY basement.

Cousin Slappy, Saturday, 7 November 2015 20:27 (eight years ago) link

Plane crashes

Iago Galdston, Saturday, 7 November 2015 20:28 (eight years ago) link

have been guiltily contemplating that one, maybe i could more accurately say "media coverage of plane crashes"

John Dope Assos (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 7 November 2015 20:39 (eight years ago) link

the effect of plane crashes on how soon people can come back from holiday

Tell The BTLs to Fuck Off (wins), Saturday, 7 November 2015 21:15 (eight years ago) link

A swarm of British tourists...

xelab, Saturday, 7 November 2015 21:18 (eight years ago) link

James McClean and his political positions

MONKEY had been BUMMED by the GHOST of the late prancing paedophile (darraghmac), Saturday, 7 November 2015 23:50 (eight years ago) link

have been guiltily contemplating that one, maybe i could more accurately say "media coverage of plane crashes"
--John Dope Assos (Noodle Vague)

Yes. Thank you. I trust people understand that I meant press coverage

Iago Galdston, Sunday, 8 November 2015 00:19 (eight years ago) link

Vinyl surface noise (crackles, pops and hiss). Just don't bug me one bit.

austinato (Austin), Sunday, 8 November 2015 00:37 (eight years ago) link

not sure if it's been mentioned already, but, fantasy football.

BringTheAuBonPain, Sunday, 8 November 2015 02:49 (eight years ago) link

James Bond films

too young for seapunk (Moodles), Monday, 9 November 2015 03:02 (eight years ago) link

'British sports minister ... called the findings an "extraordinarily dark day for athletics".'

and the other 99.9999999% of things in the world carry on as normal.

koogs, Tuesday, 10 November 2015 09:42 (eight years ago) link

The NME.

Caput Johannis in Disco (Tom D.), Tuesday, 10 November 2015 09:45 (eight years ago) link

What college students think.

the top man in the language department (誤訳侮辱), Tuesday, 10 November 2015 11:07 (eight years ago) link

What 誤訳侮辱 thinks.

La Düsseldork (Branwell with an N), Tuesday, 10 November 2015 11:18 (eight years ago) link

Cars
Cigars
Movie stars
Nutrition bars
von Trier, Lars
Kim Kardashian's arse

Tuomas, Tuesday, 10 November 2015 12:11 (eight years ago) link

the manic street preachers

koogs, Tuesday, 10 November 2015 13:38 (eight years ago) link

hard to avoid in 2015

John Dope Assos (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 10 November 2015 13:42 (eight years ago) link

(on the radio now, which is why i mentioned it.)

koogs, Tuesday, 10 November 2015 13:49 (eight years ago) link

i'm guessing radio 6, if you tolerate this etc.

ledge, Tuesday, 10 November 2015 13:52 (eight years ago) link

Cars
Cigars
Movie stars
Nutrition bars
von Trier, Lars
Kim Kardashian's arse

peenoooooooooo noooiiirrr

Ina-Garten-Da-Vida (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 10 November 2015 14:22 (eight years ago) link

Malala

MONKEY had been BUMMED by the GHOST of the late prancing paedophile (darraghmac), Tuesday, 10 November 2015 16:21 (eight years ago) link

I just read a Sunday Times piece about how Drake and Taylor Swift utilize "public friendships," and so...

skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 11 November 2015 03:44 (eight years ago) link

(I can't name a single Drake or Swift record btw)

skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 11 November 2015 03:44 (eight years ago) link

there was an article i saw somewhere on Sufjan Stevens covering "Hotline Bing" can i put it in that pile?

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 11 November 2015 03:58 (eight years ago) link

i think u mean Bling

skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 11 November 2015 04:05 (eight years ago) link

What 誤訳侮辱 thinks.

― La Düsseldork (Branwell with an N)

Living dangerously, I see.

Aimless, Wednesday, 11 November 2015 04:11 (eight years ago) link

shia le boef

as verbose and purple as a Peter Ustinov made of plums (James Morrison), Wednesday, 11 November 2015 22:04 (eight years ago) link

i find myself often doing a 180 and becoming deeply passionate about things i previously just did not care about. it all depends what angle i'm approaching it from. it's even possible that i could find something of value in oscar pistorius or whatever taboola is promoting this week.

rushomancy, Wednesday, 11 November 2015 23:07 (eight years ago) link

Living dangerously, I see.

― Aimless, Tuesday, November 10, 2015 9:11 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

*farts*

mattresslessness, Wednesday, 11 November 2015 23:11 (eight years ago) link

it's nice that you're a wounded asshole, can you turn it down a little bit?

mattresslessness, Wednesday, 11 November 2015 23:14 (eight years ago) link

arguing about whether college kids are coddled or not (imo they are certainly not but fuck if I'm gonna step into that thread again)

marcos, Wednesday, 11 November 2015 23:59 (eight years ago) link

nirvana

marcos, Thursday, 12 November 2015 02:01 (eight years ago) link

samsara

the top man in the language department (誤訳侮辱), Thursday, 12 November 2015 02:21 (eight years ago) link

fucking campus protests that make the news, I wish

El Tomboto, Thursday, 12 November 2015 05:35 (eight years ago) link

the price of gas

aaaaablnnn (abanana), Friday, 13 November 2015 16:10 (eight years ago) link

What's going away on Netflix.

pplains, Friday, 13 November 2015 16:17 (eight years ago) link

wow so Donald Trump, of all people, ranted for 45 minutes or so. go figure. he usually keeps to himself.

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 13 November 2015 19:07 (eight years ago) link

Steve Jobs and his endless irritating chin-twiddling

as verbose and purple as a Peter Ustinov made of plums (James Morrison), Tuesday, 17 November 2015 23:45 (eight years ago) link

^ Could not be more OTM.

Caput Johannis in Disco (Tom D.), Wednesday, 18 November 2015 01:17 (eight years ago) link

Snowden

Jeff, Wednesday, 18 November 2015 02:48 (eight years ago) link

OK not to care about Snowden, so long as you don't revile Snowden, bcz the man does not deserve anyone's revulsion. He did a fine thing.

Aimless, Wednesday, 18 November 2015 03:48 (eight years ago) link

Yeah, I'm cool with that.

Jeff, Wednesday, 18 November 2015 11:20 (eight years ago) link

I'm a lot cooler about him since he had another photograph taken.

pplains, Wednesday, 18 November 2015 14:46 (eight years ago) link

my co-worker who just said "why are people worried about privacy! everybody on the bus is looking at a screen!"

skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 18 November 2015 15:18 (eight years ago) link

screens aid privacy

Amblyomma_americanum_tick.jpg (wins), Wednesday, 18 November 2015 15:25 (eight years ago) link

i don't think she was talking about a Spirit Airlines style peekaboo

skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 18 November 2015 15:28 (eight years ago) link

privacy curtains on some of the buses I take would get messy very quickly

Amblyomma_americanum_tick.jpg (wins), Wednesday, 18 November 2015 15:32 (eight years ago) link

gawker

mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Wednesday, 18 November 2015 17:09 (eight years ago) link

^^^

sleeve, Wednesday, 18 November 2015 17:14 (eight years ago) link

Gawker

literally never read it

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 18 November 2015 17:14 (eight years ago) link

haha maybe I should've looked up a couple posts lol

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 18 November 2015 17:15 (eight years ago) link

Adele

skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 22 November 2015 09:39 (eight years ago) link

Gawker

International _____ day

International Kristin Day?

how's life, Sunday, 22 November 2015 10:18 (eight years ago) link

Adele. Adele. Adele. Adele. Adele. Adele. Adele. Adele. Adele. Adele. Adele. Adele. Adele. Adele. Adele. Adele. Adele. Adele. Adele. Adele. Adele. Adele. Adele. Adele. Adele. Adele. Adele. Adele. Adele. Adele. Adele. Adele. Adele. Adele. Adele. Adele. Adele. Adele. Adele. Adele. Adele. Adele. Adele. Adele. Adele. Adele. Adele. Adele. Adele. Adele. Adele. Adele. Adele. Adele. Adele. Adele. Adele. Adele. Adele. Adele. Adele. Adele. Adele. Adele. Adele. Adele. Adele. Adele. Adele. Adele. Adele. Adele. Adele. Adele. Adele. Adele. Adele. Adele. Adele. Adele. Adele. Adele. Adele. Adele. Adele. Adele. Adele. Adele. Adele. Adele. Adele.

welltris (crüt), Monday, 23 November 2015 15:28 (eight years ago) link

yes x 1000

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Monday, 23 November 2015 15:39 (eight years ago) link

Oh lord yes.

how's life, Monday, 23 November 2015 16:10 (eight years ago) link

ISIS

Had to happen.

Caput Johannis in Disco (Tom D.), Monday, 23 November 2015 16:32 (eight years ago) link

crut & Morbz otm

Οὖτις, Monday, 23 November 2015 16:33 (eight years ago) link

How many times someone was shot.

Jeff, Tuesday, 24 November 2015 12:18 (eight years ago) link

two weeks pass...

shoegaze reunions

scarlett bohansson (unregistered), Sunday, 13 December 2015 22:41 (eight years ago) link

Bill Murray sightings

scarlett bohansson (unregistered), Sunday, 13 December 2015 22:42 (eight years ago) link

wine

scarlett bohansson (unregistered), Sunday, 13 December 2015 22:43 (eight years ago) link

but wine is one of humanity's greatest achievements , erm that Luther quote that I can't remember

xelab, Sunday, 13 December 2015 22:55 (eight years ago) link

but Martin Luther didn't actually come up with that 'wine, women, and song' quote! (and being German, he probably favored beer, which I care about even less)

scarlett bohansson (unregistered), Monday, 14 December 2015 03:13 (eight years ago) link

I meant the quote about god being a winemaker, but you are probably right he probably only imbibed the church wine.

xelab, Monday, 14 December 2015 08:41 (eight years ago) link

SPOTY aka Sports Personality Of The Year.

mark e, Monday, 14 December 2015 10:18 (eight years ago) link

Tim Peake

Anyway, it's not a three, it's a yogh. (Tom D.), Wednesday, 16 December 2015 10:38 (eight years ago) link

Really otm.

xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 16 December 2015 10:40 (eight years ago) link

Thing is I did care a bit until the BBC went wall-to-wall and ignored all the other news in the world.

Anyway, it's not a three, it's a yogh. (Tom D.), Wednesday, 16 December 2015 10:48 (eight years ago) link

thing is there is nothing unique in his mish except Rule Britannia

djfartin (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 16 December 2015 10:48 (eight years ago) link

Exactly.

Anyway, it's not a three, it's a yogh. (Tom D.), Wednesday, 16 December 2015 10:51 (eight years ago) link

I didn't even care for a nano second, it angered me when they mentioned his kid saying "goodbye daddy" too.

Is that what it takes to get rid of the wall-to-wall Star Wars coverage? ffs.

xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 16 December 2015 10:55 (eight years ago) link

Did anyone mention Star Wars yet

Mark G, Wednesday, 16 December 2015 11:01 (eight years ago) link

:-(

xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 16 December 2015 11:02 (eight years ago) link

feel so guilty telling my excitable son that I don't care and don't wanna know about it

djfartin (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 16 December 2015 11:04 (eight years ago) link

Any presidential political debates before the nominees are chosen.

Jeff, Wednesday, 16 December 2015 11:57 (eight years ago) link

Whether or not anyone gets a white christmas.

Jeff, Wednesday, 16 December 2015 23:20 (eight years ago) link

if you're black, white, purple

rip van wanko, Thursday, 17 December 2015 01:03 (eight years ago) link

christmas in general

dynamicinterface, Thursday, 17 December 2015 05:02 (eight years ago) link

Jackie Kennedy

as verbose and purple as a Peter Ustinov made of plums (James Morrison), Thursday, 17 December 2015 06:11 (eight years ago) link

Did anyone mention Star Wars yet

― Mark G, Wednesday, December 16, 2015 6:01 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

marcos, Thursday, 17 December 2015 21:00 (eight years ago) link

it is inescapable

marcos, Thursday, 17 December 2015 21:00 (eight years ago) link

i mean i'll probably see it at some point but the fandom and ads and apparel and ubiquity of it is too much

marcos, Thursday, 17 December 2015 21:01 (eight years ago) link

spoilers

flappy bird, Thursday, 17 December 2015 21:02 (eight years ago) link

Umlauts

MONKEY had been BUMMED by the GHOST of the late prancing paedophile (darraghmac), Thursday, 17 December 2015 21:31 (eight years ago) link

spoilers

― flappy bird,

I don't get why people care what happens in a movie. Someone dies, someone gets fucked, there's your $12, move on

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 17 December 2015 21:33 (eight years ago) link

otm

Οὖτις, Thursday, 17 December 2015 21:41 (eight years ago) link

Did anyone mention Star Wars yet

― Mark G, Wednesday, December 16, 2015 6:01 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― marcos, Thursday, December 17, 2015 4:00 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ugh, yes

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Friday, 18 December 2015 13:42 (eight years ago) link

Who gets fucked in Star Wars movies? (xxp)

Anyway, it's not a three, it's a yogh. (Tom D.), Friday, 18 December 2015 13:45 (eight years ago) link

THE EMPIRE

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 18 December 2015 13:45 (eight years ago) link

The audience morelikeamirite?

Anyway, it's not a three, it's a yogh. (Tom D.), Friday, 18 December 2015 13:46 (eight years ago) link

UK astronaut Tim Peake says his first three days in space have been better than he imagined.

http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/moonraker_airlock_370.jpg

The New Faeces (xelab), Saturday, 19 December 2015 02:27 (eight years ago) link

Ya

He is so fundamentally uninteresting which is both appalling and probably commendable in an astronaut but I mean come the fuck on this guy is all porridge and no cinnamon

darraghmac, Saturday, 19 December 2015 02:28 (eight years ago) link

Lemmy

MaresNest, Tuesday, 29 December 2015 13:15 (eight years ago) link

Making A Murderer

nomar, Thursday, 7 January 2016 22:26 (eight years ago) link

knew it was going to be that before I opened the thread

Number None, Thursday, 7 January 2016 22:32 (eight years ago) link

Recommended alcohol limits

calzino, Friday, 8 January 2016 09:05 (eight years ago) link

Tottenham Hotspur's progress in the FA Cup

Chicamaw (Ward Fowler), Monday, 11 January 2016 12:26 (eight years ago) link

Tottenham Hotspur's progress in the FA Cup

Anyway, it's not a three, it's a yogh. (Tom D.), Monday, 11 January 2016 12:29 (eight years ago) link

Bowie.

Matt DC, Monday, 11 January 2016 12:36 (eight years ago) link

Powerball.

Jeff, Monday, 11 January 2016 12:44 (eight years ago) link

Cosign Bowie. It's sad when anyone dies too young, and he seemed like a decent chap, but the flood of mourning today on Facebook and in here makes me feel like an outsider, because I've never really listened to or cared about his music.

Tuomas, Monday, 11 January 2016 13:12 (eight years ago) link

That strikes me as a little like not caring about Elvis or Michael Jackson or something like that. He was a towering figure of popular music and influenced everyone.

on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Monday, 11 January 2016 15:18 (eight years ago) link

Well I don't listen to rock music or indie pop, so he hasn't really influenced that much music that I like. Except for this tune, which is undeniably great.

Michael Jackson's death hit me much more personally, because I'd known and loved his music since my childhood. Everyone loved MJ's tunes, whereas Bowie was mostly loved by a specific type, which I never was.

Tuomas, Monday, 11 January 2016 15:25 (eight years ago) link

People are entitled to feel alienated or excluded by Mandatory Culture, although putting Elvis in there is hilarious.

Matt DC, Monday, 11 January 2016 15:25 (eight years ago) link

sez you and Chuck D (who never meant shit to me)

skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Monday, 11 January 2016 15:26 (eight years ago) link

There's a reason Elvis is in that Chuck D lyric in the first place. I'm not an Elvis fan either, but I couldn't really say I "don't care" about him.

on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Monday, 11 January 2016 15:31 (eight years ago) link

now you star wars assholes know how i feel

clouds, Monday, 11 January 2016 16:30 (eight years ago) link

I never totally connected with Bowie either, which always troubled me, cuz he was deified by all the coolest ppl

Pancho and Left Eye (rip van wanko), Monday, 11 January 2016 16:36 (eight years ago) link

I don't have a problem people with people not caring about Bowie tbh (or Elvis, Michael Jackson, John Lennon, Dylan whoever)

Anyway, it's not a three, it's a yogh. (Tom D.), Monday, 11 January 2016 16:45 (eight years ago) link

feel sorry for you people that can't get Bowie. he was a true legend

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 11 January 2016 18:13 (eight years ago) link

Cosign Bowie. It's sad when anyone dies too young, and he seemed like a decent chap, but the flood of mourning today on Facebook and in here makes me feel like an outsider

So this was how the world told me that David Bowie had died.

I ain't even mad. But last night, I was thinking about Tuomas' post. Since when has 69 been "too young" to die?

pplains, Friday, 15 January 2016 19:53 (eight years ago) link

many grim years yet, new vistas in compromised human existence

j., Friday, 15 January 2016 20:15 (eight years ago) link

Since when has 69 been "too young" to die?

everyone expects 80 now, amirite

skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Friday, 15 January 2016 20:23 (eight years ago) link

makes me feel like an outsider

secret bowie subtext

mookieproof, Friday, 15 January 2016 20:36 (eight years ago) link

Bowie's species has an average lifespan of 812 years, hence the 'too young'.

Professor Bworlph (Old Lunch), Friday, 15 January 2016 20:42 (eight years ago) link

Grizzly Adams, too young @ 74

Narayan Superman (Tom D.), Friday, 15 January 2016 21:14 (eight years ago) link

makes me feel like an outsider

secret bowie subtext

― mookieproof, Friday, January 15, 2016 12:36 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

his mourners will be outcast men / and outcasts always mourn

denies the existence of dark matter (difficult listening hour), Friday, 15 January 2016 22:32 (eight years ago) link

Could've swore Grizzly Adams had died years ago.

But then again, maybe I was thinking of the bear.

pplains, Saturday, 16 January 2016 02:28 (eight years ago) link

(Dang, that bear didn't die until 1999!)

pplains, Saturday, 16 January 2016 02:36 (eight years ago) link

Bowie's death. Sadly it's just a headline for me. Will mourn him in five years from now or something

rap is dad (it's a boy!), Saturday, 16 January 2016 03:53 (eight years ago) link

Five years. That's all we've got.

pplains, Saturday, 16 January 2016 04:05 (eight years ago) link

lol

rap is dad (it's a boy!), Saturday, 16 January 2016 04:06 (eight years ago) link

celebrities performing "gender-swapped" versions of roles while dressed their boring old regular clothes.

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Sunday, 17 January 2016 21:36 (eight years ago) link

pretty much any music video starring celebrities that are not musicians

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Sunday, 17 January 2016 21:37 (eight years ago) link

ultimately i just don't care about celebrities. i don't find them interesting in and of themselves. like at all.

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Sunday, 17 January 2016 21:38 (eight years ago) link

glenn frey!!!!

marcos, Tuesday, 19 January 2016 02:38 (eight years ago) link

you're not alone, pal

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 19 January 2016 02:43 (eight years ago) link

deal with it
http://www.suprmchaos.com/glenn-frey1_022614.jpg

salthigh, Tuesday, 19 January 2016 02:51 (eight years ago) link

we all hate our dads right

clouds, Tuesday, 19 January 2016 17:00 (eight years ago) link

my dad doesn't even know who the eagles are prob

marcos, Tuesday, 19 January 2016 17:03 (eight years ago) link

N.W.A., just can't get excited about them or the movie

on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Wednesday, 20 January 2016 21:17 (eight years ago) link

another apocalyptic sitcom

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 25 January 2016 16:42 (eight years ago) link

twitter beefs that don't involve recording artists

rip van wanko, Friday, 29 January 2016 15:52 (eight years ago) link

Bernie vs Hillary

Jeff, Friday, 29 January 2016 17:59 (eight years ago) link

dude that's baller.

schwantz, Friday, 29 January 2016 18:59 (eight years ago) link

i used to be v dismissive of ppl who didn't follow politics ("don't they want to know about the things that impact them?") but then i had a friend who is one of the brightest ppl i know and a v impressive behavioral psychologist who just found all politics boring and if anything i felt like she exerted a greater influence over elements of her life than i ever had so now i feel like politics are probably just a game show and i think the same about ppl who ignore it as i do about ppl who don't watch game of thrones which is that they're probably saving their time.

Mordy, Friday, 29 January 2016 19:05 (eight years ago) link

politics are bad, but also important. thanks for listening to my ted talk

ciderpress, Friday, 29 January 2016 19:07 (eight years ago) link

a lot of the following of politics through the media feels like following sports through the media. youre getting a partial and generally not really very in-depth view of the public relations activities of individuals and organizations involved in these spheres conveyed through well-worn clichés and stock-phrases and ultimately quite unconnected to the actual meat-and-potatoes reality of these areas of activity and you think some of these folks are good guys and others bad guys, often without too much basis

Cornelius Pardew (jim in glasgow), Friday, 29 January 2016 19:08 (eight years ago) link

especially strange to me is people who are obsessive followers of politics whose only political activity is voting.

Cornelius Pardew (jim in glasgow), Friday, 29 January 2016 19:09 (eight years ago) link

I wish to shit that I didn't follow politics. I only devote a small percent of my day to thinking about it/checking the news/etc, but I 'm sure it continues to affect me negatively even when I'm not consciously thinking about it.

how's life, Friday, 29 January 2016 19:12 (eight years ago) link

good thread do u think you should follow politics do you think following politics is good for you

Mordy, Friday, 29 January 2016 19:15 (eight years ago) link

y but make sure it's a poll thread that I can not bother voting in

jaggered little poll (wins), Friday, 29 January 2016 20:17 (eight years ago) link

i used to be v dismissive of ppl who didn't follow politics ("don't they want to know about the things that impact them?") but then i had a friend who is one of the brightest ppl i know and a v impressive behavioral psychologist who just found all politics boring and if anything i felt like she exerted a greater influence over elements of her life than i ever had so now i feel like politics are probably just a game show and i think the same about ppl who ignore it as i do about ppl who don't watch game of thrones which is that they're probably saving their time.

politics only doesn't affect you if you're in a subset of americans living a safe middle class lifestyle, e.g. my little brother w/ a chronic disease only was able to get insurance because 'politics' so yeah it does matter to follow it more than game of thrones for a lot of people. finding politics boring is a luxury.

iatee, Friday, 29 January 2016 20:24 (eight years ago) link

'things I just don't care about' privilege

iatee, Friday, 29 January 2016 20:28 (eight years ago) link

otm

La Lechuza (La Lechera), Friday, 29 January 2016 20:29 (eight years ago) link

my favourite capybara was executed due to politics so i hate and avoid politics

smoothy doles it (nakhchivan), Friday, 29 January 2016 20:34 (eight years ago) link

politics only doesn't affect you if you're in a subset of americans living a safe middle class lifestyle, e.g. my little brother w/ a chronic disease only was able to get insurance because 'politics' so yeah it does matter to follow it more than game of thrones for a lot of people. finding politics boring is a luxury.

― iatee

paradoxically politicians, the political press, and the main consumers of political journalism are in the main living a safe middle class lifestyle

Cornelius Pardew (jim in glasgow), Friday, 29 January 2016 20:34 (eight years ago) link

i'm pretty sure that politics effects the middle class too. and that all kinds of people don't care about politics. not just the luxurious middle class.

scott seward, Friday, 29 January 2016 20:35 (eight years ago) link

a certain subset of the middle class probably the only people who have the time and money to care about anything anymore. the rich are too busy counting their money and the poor to busy being poor.

scott seward, Friday, 29 January 2016 20:39 (eight years ago) link

in America all the successful politicians are stinkin' rich, jim

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Friday, 29 January 2016 20:41 (eight years ago) link

politics only doesn't affect you if you're in a subset of americans living a safe middle class lifestyle, e.g. my little brother w/ a chronic disease only was able to get insurance because 'politics' so yeah it does matter to follow it more than game of thrones for a lot of people. finding politics boring is a luxury.

― iatee, Friday, January 29, 2016 8:24 PM (11 minutes ago)

this is sort of aggrandized since implicit in the original is that the safe middle class psychologist is not interested in politics, because not implicated by politics

so to be interested or not interested is sort of arbitrary, non-existential decision, parlour game like tv shit vs newspaper (according to mordy)

the person whose life depends on political decisions that they cannot help but notice, is not really 'interested in politics' in that sense either

smoothy doles it (nakhchivan), Friday, 29 January 2016 20:41 (eight years ago) link

or as the pundit Paul Simon wrote "Any way you look at it you lose"

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Friday, 29 January 2016 20:43 (eight years ago) link

i do thank mitt romney for the not terrible heathcare i enjoy...cheers to the rich dude!

scott seward, Friday, 29 January 2016 21:21 (eight years ago) link

Don't care about the hazards of drinking this coffee that's been sitting in the carafe for 24 hours.

lute bro (brimstead), Friday, 29 January 2016 21:24 (eight years ago) link

does coffee go bad?

scott seward, Friday, 29 January 2016 21:25 (eight years ago) link

We're supposed to be wary of liquids sitting around at room temperature I guess

lute bro (brimstead), Friday, 29 January 2016 21:26 (eight years ago) link

I follow politics plenty (although focus on local), I just don't care about democratic primaries. I don't care who wins. I'll select either over any republican candidate so I'm not going to care that much until then.

Jeff, Friday, 29 January 2016 21:27 (eight years ago) link

there are so many things i don't care about i wouldn't know where to begin.

scott seward, Friday, 29 January 2016 21:29 (eight years ago) link

^^ Pet Shop Boys title

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 29 January 2016 21:30 (eight years ago) link

jewelry! that's just off the top of my head. i only think about it when i see an ad for a jewelry store. i never notice when people are wearing it. or what they are wearing. sometimes i'll see nice pictures of vintage/art deco fancy jewelry and admire them, i guess. in an art/craft way. i just don't care about it.

but that's just the tip of the iceberg...

scott seward, Friday, 29 January 2016 21:33 (eight years ago) link

does coffee go bad?

it does contain oils that can go rancid

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Friday, 29 January 2016 21:35 (eight years ago) link

more timely though (oh, watches too. don't care. again, old vintage stuff that looks cool, fine, but otherwise...) phones! you know, iphones and the like. have zero interest. maria just got some new insanely expensive thing...no interest. my kids have those things that are like phones but are not phones. ipods or whatever. i kinda want to throw them away when they aren't looking. never want to own a cell phone. have no interest in your apps.

scott seward, Friday, 29 January 2016 21:36 (eight years ago) link

am i the only ilxor without a cell phone?

scott seward, Friday, 29 January 2016 21:36 (eight years ago) link

because i know a lot of you people are complete freaks about things like that....

scott seward, Friday, 29 January 2016 21:37 (eight years ago) link

I'm not much into electronic gadgets, but I do have a cell phone. I was a relatively late adopter in my circle.

TIJDCA: video games

mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Friday, 29 January 2016 21:38 (eight years ago) link

yeah, i was just looking up home phone plans on at&t. 35$ vs 75$!

F♯ A♯ (∞), Friday, 29 January 2016 21:40 (eight years ago) link

i've never had one, scott

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Friday, 29 January 2016 21:41 (eight years ago) link

the sound quality on a land line is worth it

lute bro (brimstead), Friday, 29 January 2016 21:41 (eight years ago) link

i never go anywhere though. so, that's one reason i don't have one. i'm either home or at work or with maria. who, as it has been stated, has a fancy new phone.

scott seward, Friday, 29 January 2016 21:42 (eight years ago) link

morbz, i knew i could count on you!

scott seward, Friday, 29 January 2016 21:42 (eight years ago) link

I was talking (on my house line) to a friend on Wed night about why I still pay almost $30 for a house line. Apart from never getting interference, it's good to keep one in Florida when hurricanes knock the power out.

I'm still fascinated by lingering ananchronicisms like hotel phones. Who uses them except to call downstairs? Someone must!

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 29 January 2016 21:43 (eight years ago) link

maria's new phone is actually called a phablet. it's huge.

scott seward, Friday, 29 January 2016 21:44 (eight years ago) link

replacing my phone with my SO sounds like a good exchange

F♯ A♯ (∞), Friday, 29 January 2016 21:45 (eight years ago) link

Neither of my two closest friends in Glasgow have mobile phones. It drives me NUTS.

Chicamaw (Ward Fowler), Friday, 29 January 2016 21:46 (eight years ago) link

I don't have a cellphone or a home phone. My wife's got a cell, but I'm a little SOL when she's not around.

pplains, Friday, 29 January 2016 22:21 (eight years ago) link

What do you non-cell phone people do when you have to wait in lines for an extended amount of time? Read books or something??

Jeff, Friday, 29 January 2016 22:26 (eight years ago) link

I mean, I'm not totally in the woods. I've got a deactivated 3GS that I play Drop 7 on.

pplains, Friday, 29 January 2016 22:29 (eight years ago) link

xp We bitch about people who are so busy staring at their phone they don't notice the line is finally moving.

moans and feedback (Dinsdale), Friday, 29 January 2016 22:30 (eight years ago) link

hah!

scott seward, Friday, 29 January 2016 22:35 (eight years ago) link

but, yeah, i bring a book with me everywhere.

scott seward, Friday, 29 January 2016 22:36 (eight years ago) link

but, again, i am not usually waiting in a line. yesterday was the first time i left town since new years eve. i went to amherst to buy books and records. then i came home.

scott seward, Friday, 29 January 2016 22:37 (eight years ago) link

my impulse buy yesterday. the intersystems vinyl boxed set. so much cooler than a phone.

http://www.forcedexposure.com/App_Themes/Default/Images/product_images/close_up/n/NMN093LP_CU.jpg

scott seward, Friday, 29 January 2016 22:38 (eight years ago) link

smartphones have extinguished cruising in gay bars

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Friday, 29 January 2016 22:39 (eight years ago) link

but really i went to get the ferrante books. which are lovely objects to hold. i imagine people feel the same about their phone.

scott seward, Friday, 29 January 2016 22:40 (eight years ago) link

there must be pretty cool cruising apps.

scott seward, Friday, 29 January 2016 22:41 (eight years ago) link

Out of curiosity, do your wives have to make/receive all family/logistical phone calls?

La Lechuza (La Lechera), Friday, 29 January 2016 22:42 (eight years ago) link

What do you non-cell phone people do when you have to wait in lines for an extended amount of time? Read books or something??

― Jeff, Friday, January 29, 2016 2:26 PM (21 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i think about stuff? what else did people do when they had to wait in lines?

lute bro (brimstead), Friday, 29 January 2016 22:49 (eight years ago) link

sneaker culture

on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Friday, 29 January 2016 22:49 (eight years ago) link

that's fine because most sneakers are spectacularly ugly

lute bro (brimstead), Friday, 29 January 2016 22:50 (eight years ago) link

They all just look like this:

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/81N6fXNeYvL._UX575_.jpg

how's life, Friday, 29 January 2016 22:53 (eight years ago) link

"Out of curiosity, do your wives have to make/receive all family/logistical phone calls?"

we have a landline at home. and i have one at the store.

scott seward, Friday, 29 January 2016 22:55 (eight years ago) link

That makes sense. It's a lot of work always being the point person. My mom made all arrangements when I was a kid (without mobile phones) and I think she hated it. That's why I asked. Carry on, dgaf thread!

La Lechuza (La Lechera), Friday, 29 January 2016 23:03 (eight years ago) link

yeah, even though i still have my phone, when waiting in line i just stare into empty space and think or i observe things around me probably too intently. i'm sure some think it's a little strange, but it's alright, they are too

F♯ A♯ (∞), Friday, 29 January 2016 23:27 (eight years ago) link

wait, so serious question. what's this i read about marketers phoning landlines nonstop in the land of the free? does this really happen?

F♯ A♯ (∞), Friday, 29 January 2016 23:38 (eight years ago) link

Also have no mobile/cell, just a landline

And yes, i always have a book for when waiting around

like Uber, but for underpants (James Morrison), Sunday, 31 January 2016 11:59 (eight years ago) link

does this really happen?

I have a landline. We do get junk robocalls and junk calls from boiler room operations that sound like they are based in Bangalore. I'd hardly call them nonstop, but the same few fraudsters seem to persist in calling us, sometimes 3 or 4 times a week. Since these are clearly illegal and fraudulent rackets, they don't care about breaking any minor laws or regulations.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Sunday, 31 January 2016 19:07 (eight years ago) link

bump

example (crüt), Monday, 8 February 2016 14:09 (eight years ago) link

too many to count really

example (crüt), Monday, 8 February 2016 14:10 (eight years ago) link

counting

ogmor, Monday, 8 February 2016 14:57 (eight years ago) link

Eating. I can respect your desire to fancy up this essential biological function so please respect the fact that I find it mostly perfunctory. Unless you really want me to start engaging you in discussions about gourmet sleeping and artisinal micturation.

maybe my clam is just more toxic (Old Lunch), Monday, 8 February 2016 15:27 (eight years ago) link

haha, my thoughts exactly.

I've had that argument before - and usually lose it everytime - but reading blogs about food and what kind of food people who eat food enjoy - I may as well listen to someone prattle on about the best way to design a sandcastle. I'm not against it, but I'm not going to devote so much focus to it either.

pplains, Monday, 8 February 2016 16:22 (eight years ago) link

I have a landline. We do get junk robocalls and junk calls from boiler room operations that sound like they are based in Bangalore. I'd hardly call them nonstop, but the same few fraudsters seem to persist in calling us, sometimes 3 or 4 times a week. Since these are clearly illegal and fraudulent rackets, they don't care about breaking any minor laws or regulations.

― a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Sunday, January 31, 2016 7:07 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

thanks!

F♯ A♯ (∞), Monday, 8 February 2016 19:22 (eight years ago) link

who is president

$ (Lamp), Wednesday, 10 February 2016 21:49 (eight years ago) link

^

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 10 February 2016 23:24 (eight years ago) link

Grow up

lute bro (brimstead), Thursday, 11 February 2016 01:42 (eight years ago) link

- whether people say 'vinyl' or 'vinyls'

posted with permission by (dog latin), Thursday, 11 February 2016 11:14 (eight years ago) link

gravitational waves

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Friday, 12 February 2016 19:48 (eight years ago) link

you don't care about weird nerd stuff that happens on a scale of ten-thousandths the diameter of a proton? what do you care about?

tlopson (crüt), Friday, 12 February 2016 19:56 (eight years ago) link

if ilx is still around when we finally land on mars this thread will be filled with "stfu about mars already, i know right so lame" posts

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Friday, 12 February 2016 20:01 (eight years ago) link

well yeah this is the thread where we pointlessly list trending topics

offshore syntax maven (wins), Friday, 12 February 2016 20:05 (eight years ago) link

it is true that I for one am completely over people having landed on things tho

offshore syntax maven (wins), Friday, 12 February 2016 20:06 (eight years ago) link

how "brilliant" Deadpool's marketing is. also anything else that has to do w that movie.

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Saturday, 13 February 2016 18:07 (eight years ago) link

I haven't seen any ads, nor had I even any idea what this was up until a week ago, but this review made it sound so teeth-gratingly obnoxious that I'm just gonna go on not caring about it.

pitchforkian at best (cryptosicko), Saturday, 13 February 2016 18:10 (eight years ago) link

Superhero/comic-book movies

Hi! I'm twice-coloured! (Sund4r), Saturday, 13 February 2016 18:26 (eight years ago) link

Valentine's Day

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 13 February 2016 19:10 (eight years ago) link

Kanye

EDB, Monday, 15 February 2016 00:01 (eight years ago) link

your fucking weighed out precision grinded pourover steeped with a fucking stopwatch

rip van wanko, Monday, 15 February 2016 00:05 (eight years ago) link

well i guess you wouldn't steep a pourover, who cares

rip van wanko, Monday, 15 February 2016 00:07 (eight years ago) link

the written correspondences of a sexually frustrated dead pope, not even remotely interesting

calzino, Wednesday, 17 February 2016 09:32 (eight years ago) link

I missed that, which thread was he posting those on?

pplains, Wednesday, 17 February 2016 14:05 (eight years ago) link

Coffee. At all.

Confused by people who don't care - at all - about food.

Hey Bob (Scik Mouthy), Wednesday, 17 February 2016 14:12 (eight years ago) link

Food is fuel. Coffee is life.

Jeff, Wednesday, 17 February 2016 14:13 (eight years ago) link

Insanity.

Hey Bob (Scik Mouthy), Wednesday, 17 February 2016 14:23 (eight years ago) link

how "brilliant" Deadpool's marketing is. also anything else that has to do w that movie.

haha, my wife keeps complaining about Deadpool hype, and I'm like "what's a Deadpool?"

Coffee otoh is great, going to make some fancy pourover right now :P

Check Yr Scrobbles (Moodles), Wednesday, 17 February 2016 14:27 (eight years ago) link

yeah coffee is the best.

posted with permission by (dog latin), Wednesday, 17 February 2016 14:32 (eight years ago) link

The things that are currently making you unhappy, angry and/or stressed out

a faded dose from rays gone by (contenderizer), Wednesday, 17 February 2016 14:35 (eight years ago) link

Please don't tell me them more

a faded dose from rays gone by (contenderizer), Wednesday, 17 February 2016 14:36 (eight years ago) link

if ilx is still around when we finally land on mars this thread will be filled with "stfu about mars already, i know right so lame" posts

http://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/48/58/6c/48586c944dda5191d9b7c82a4b7c1666.jpg

early rejecter, Wednesday, 17 February 2016 14:42 (eight years ago) link

I guess they would've been less disappointed if they'd just hurtled through the solar system instead of taking a detour through the entire galaxy?

Tuomas, Wednesday, 17 February 2016 14:45 (eight years ago) link

mars, mars is stupid
and people are stupid

clouds, Wednesday, 17 February 2016 14:47 (eight years ago) link

coffee is great obv

marcos, Wednesday, 17 February 2016 15:07 (eight years ago) link

Kinda with Scik:

http://i.imgur.com/WUcYLE0.jpg

pplains, Wednesday, 17 February 2016 15:10 (eight years ago) link

Except fuck food. Quit talking about food too.

pplains, Wednesday, 17 February 2016 15:10 (eight years ago) link

coffee is for closers

mookieproof, Wednesday, 17 February 2016 15:38 (eight years ago) link

celebrity anything. grammys, beyonce, kanye, etc. all of it. and any "controversy" these things fire up. i just don't get why people fall for this stuff over and over again. and why people react when rich people want them too. probably best to not get riled up in february. i get these REALLY detailed facebook posts about everything wrong with western culture via the grammys and i'm like jesus christmas can't you just make fun of people's clothes like people did in olden times. that show was invented to be over the top and dumb.

scott seward, Wednesday, 17 February 2016 16:05 (eight years ago) link

maybe i should have just said: outrage on the internet. that covers all the bases.

scott seward, Wednesday, 17 February 2016 16:07 (eight years ago) link

cosign

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 17 February 2016 16:22 (eight years ago) link

I don't get outraged about the music celebrities themselves - what drives me nuts is reading articles about Kanye, Beyonce, Taylor Swift, Kendrick Lamar, etc., etc., by writers I know and thinking, "I know you! We've met, we've had conversations! You're an intelligent person! How can you write this bullshit and not want to jump under a passing train?"

the top man in the language department (誤訳侮辱), Wednesday, 17 February 2016 16:28 (eight years ago) link

didn't the occupy movement teach us anything?

scott seward, Wednesday, 17 February 2016 16:40 (eight years ago) link

People sure do get het up about Kanye.

on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Wednesday, 17 February 2016 16:45 (eight years ago) link

for some reason i don't mind when greg tate does it on facebook. making a narrative out of events is what people do, right?

"Note to self: After putting big wide eyes on Team Bey at The Superbowl, Kanye West's appearances on SNL and Madison Squaree Garden and Kendrick Lamar at the Grammies its clear our most ambition pop musicians are responding to this cycle of tribal uprising and mass mobilized resistance with well orchestrated, epic and indelible invocations of chaos, rebeliousnuss, hoodoo ritual and the carnivalesque. That this re-engagement with operatic spectacle and big-tent showmanship as a forum for musician's ideas about cultural politics and the zeitgeist is occurring as we mark the passing of radical avant-pop avatars and staging visionaries David Bowie and Maurice White serves up a thrilling timely,public and apropo seizing of the baton."

scott seward, Wednesday, 17 February 2016 17:23 (eight years ago) link

.

Soon all logins will look like this (darraghmac), Wednesday, 17 February 2016 18:18 (eight years ago) link

...

a faded dose from rays gone by (contenderizer), Wednesday, 17 February 2016 19:04 (eight years ago) link

michael jackson really did ruin everything, didn't he? operatic spectacle, big-tent showmanship, cultural politics, the zeitgeist, avant-pop avatars, hoodoo ritual. pretty sure he destroyed it all.

scott seward, Wednesday, 17 February 2016 19:21 (eight years ago) link

he at least ruined albums not called thriller or off the wall

a faded dose from rays gone by (contenderizer), Wednesday, 17 February 2016 19:40 (eight years ago) link

innovation

lute bro (brimstead), Wednesday, 17 February 2016 20:06 (eight years ago) link

i think he ruined spectacle. used to be all p.t. barnum busby berkeley razamataz hokum let's put on a show and you could STILL make pointed yet veiled statements about FDR's new deal farm programs but then it was all oh my god is he/she insane wtf? i mean i kinda figure all these people are insane. that's a given.

i am all for beyonce starting a revolution though...i mean who isn't?

scott seward, Wednesday, 17 February 2016 20:11 (eight years ago) link

what are you even talking about

clouds, Wednesday, 17 February 2016 21:16 (eight years ago) link

lol

Treeship, Wednesday, 17 February 2016 21:27 (eight years ago) link

i'd need to see beyonce's platform before supporting anything

Treeship, Wednesday, 17 February 2016 21:27 (eight years ago) link

her platform supports everything

Check Yr Scrobbles (Moodles), Wednesday, 17 February 2016 21:44 (eight years ago) link

there's no sagging in Beyoncé's platform

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Wednesday, 17 February 2016 21:48 (eight years ago) link

i just didn't feel like doing ebay today.

scott seward, Wednesday, 17 February 2016 21:48 (eight years ago) link

How in the fuck do you even find more than idk these architects to 'think about'

Soon all logins will look like this (darraghmac), Thursday, 18 February 2016 02:57 (eight years ago) link

*Three

Soon all logins will look like this (darraghmac), Thursday, 18 February 2016 02:57 (eight years ago) link

things I take solace in other ppl not caring about

μpright mammal (mh), Thursday, 18 February 2016 03:35 (eight years ago) link

I used to listen to a lot of rap music in the 90s, but I don't really get rappers like Kanye. Like, to me talking about your woes and worries as a world-famous millionaire is the most boring song subject ever! I don't really care about what some rich celebrity thinks about another rich celebrity, who the fuck can relate to that? (And yeah, I know beef tracks and such have existed since way back, but they used to be a smaller thing, like maybe you had one beef song per album, but it wasn't all about you as a celebrity.) I'm a white Northern European pacifist, but I think even gangsta rap was more relatable to me than this sort of stuff, there were still a lot of lyrics about everyday life and everyday problems instead of millionaire problems.

Tuomas, Thursday, 18 February 2016 13:16 (eight years ago) link

Just to be clear, I think it's great black Americans can make it big despite systemic racism, that's something to applaud. But that doesn't mean the millionaire lives of those who did make it big are a particularly interesting lyrical subject, at least if it isn't put in larger context, and to me "they mad they ain't famous, they mad they're still nameless" doesn't feel like such a context.

Tuomas, Thursday, 18 February 2016 13:26 (eight years ago) link

Stop stop I'm already dead

Soon all logins will look like this (darraghmac), Thursday, 18 February 2016 14:03 (eight years ago) link

celebrity buttholes

10 Cheeky Easter Eggs in (contenderizer), Thursday, 18 February 2016 16:55 (eight years ago) link

Satanism, theism

Soon all logins will look like this (darraghmac), Thursday, 18 February 2016 19:10 (eight years ago) link

This is a big one for me, and just as boring and challopy as the rest, but I don't care about marijuana! and dabs! and edibles and dispensaries and 420 and wake 'n' bake and smoke weed erry day etc.

I guess I do care, the weed culture is just SO pervasive and I don't partake and it's a little alienating I guess. Weed culture is like dog culture, weed is cool and dogs are cool but I secretly kinda hate 'enthusiasts' of both.

stanley krubrick (rip van wanko), Tuesday, 23 February 2016 18:35 (eight years ago) link

where are you that you're so inundated w/ pro-weed messaging???

Mordy, Tuesday, 23 February 2016 18:36 (eight years ago) link

And where is contenderizer that he's so inundated w/ celebrity buttholes???

how's life, Tuesday, 23 February 2016 18:37 (eight years ago) link

I remember thinking/hoping, in college, that the mj scene would kind of dissolve into the margins and it is like 10x what it was then.

um the united states and planet earth xp

stanley krubrick (rip van wanko), Tuesday, 23 February 2016 18:38 (eight years ago) link

yea but which state

marcos, Tuesday, 23 February 2016 18:38 (eight years ago) link

trust me there is 0 pro-weed messaging going on in PA. just a v tiny activist group trying to get a vote on medical let alone anything else

Mordy, Tuesday, 23 February 2016 18:39 (eight years ago) link

i mean like tons of pro-weed messaging going on in my house but i don't think you're too exposed to that

Mordy, Tuesday, 23 February 2016 18:39 (eight years ago) link

same, my community of friends in MA is made of fairly progressive new england hippie-ish families and i only just learned a couple of months ago that some of them actually smoke weed, and i was the one to bring it up

marcos, Tuesday, 23 February 2016 18:41 (eight years ago) link

I just mean the presence of it in mainstream culture. Every. One. Smokes.

stanley krubrick (rip van wanko), Tuesday, 23 February 2016 18:42 (eight years ago) link

it makes music sound better, food taste better, and [maybe] cures a bunch of illnesses. what's not to like!

Mordy, Tuesday, 23 February 2016 18:43 (eight years ago) link

i have lots of western mass friends who are my age or older who do acid! i don't think i can go back down that highway. i mean, they seem fine. they all tell me its really good and "clean" not like that speed-laced stuff i lived on as a teen in the 80's.

scott seward, Tuesday, 23 February 2016 18:44 (eight years ago) link

i like a little pot every now and again but i can't smoke it all the time and be a person. i have absolutely no interest in pot culture other than listening to old stoner rock bands.

scott seward, Tuesday, 23 February 2016 18:45 (eight years ago) link

there is literally no more omnipresent thing than marijuana except, maybe like, Jingle Bells and Happy Birthday and shit

― Elektro Guzzi Mane (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, June 28, 2010 5:44 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I can go in the redneckiest bar in Florida or the hippest coffee shop in Williamsburg and hear about weed

― Elektro Guzzi Mane (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, June 28, 2010 5:46 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I have no idea where you live that you don't just see ganja everywhere. I mean restaurants, the grocery store, taxicabs, the bodega, the pharmacy. Weed.

― Elektro Guzzi Mane (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, June 28, 2010 5:57 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

mookieproof, Tuesday, 23 February 2016 18:58 (eight years ago) link

post here every time you hear a marijuana song playing in the supermarket

Mordy, Tuesday, 23 February 2016 18:59 (eight years ago) link

Yeah, I don't doubt it's omnipresent for many people, but weed and weed culture is pretty much absent from my life. Wish there was a bit more of it, tbh.

Check Yr Scrobbles (Moodles), Tuesday, 23 February 2016 19:02 (eight years ago) link

legalize marijuana, outlaw pot culture

SPACE CRIME (monster mash), Tuesday, 23 February 2016 19:02 (eight years ago) link

go on periscope (or not) and just start watching live streams, it's ridiculous

stanley krubrick (rip van wanko), Tuesday, 23 February 2016 19:08 (eight years ago) link

yeah weed culture is p ubiquitous come on.

Cornelius Pardew (jim in glasgow), Tuesday, 23 February 2016 19:17 (eight years ago) link

The X-Files

like Uber, but for underpants (James Morrison), Wednesday, 24 February 2016 00:27 (eight years ago) link

is a thing I don't care about, I mean, not a thing full of weed culture. though it could be, I guess.

like Uber, but for underpants (James Morrison), Wednesday, 24 February 2016 00:28 (eight years ago) link

yeah weed culture is p ubiquitous come on.

iirc you're in vanc, so i guess that's fair

mookieproof, Wednesday, 24 February 2016 00:35 (eight years ago) link

yea trust me it is not ubiquitous in any of the places I've lived

marcos, Wednesday, 24 February 2016 00:41 (eight years ago) link

I just don't get that, marcos! it's ubiquitous wherever there's a high school or pizza shop or kids listening to Future, and that's everywhere.

stanley krubrick (rip van wanko), Wednesday, 24 February 2016 00:47 (eight years ago) link

Really? Do people really find weed culture ubiquitous the way that, say, beer-drinking culture or sports-watching culture are ubiquitous?

Hi! I'm twice-coloured! (Sund4r), Wednesday, 24 February 2016 00:54 (eight years ago) link

Without weed culture we wouldn't have black light posters. Which is something I think we should keep in mind.

larry appleton, Wednesday, 24 February 2016 01:01 (eight years ago) link

I'm sure the reason it isn't ubiquitous for me is because I'm a 40-something parent living in semi-suburbs, but sure I could hang at the local head shop and investigate "reefers" if I were so inclined

Check Yr Scrobbles (Moodles), Wednesday, 24 February 2016 01:29 (eight years ago) link

i find in my milieu that a lot of ppl are smoking weed however it occurs in a secretive / privacy discourse or at the v least an awkward transgressive one

Mordy, Wednesday, 24 February 2016 01:32 (eight years ago) link

I work at a university with 20,000+ students and I see WAY less weed related stuff on students since it's been legalized and there are actual retail stores in town. Like you're no longer some sort of subversive countercultural rebel or signaling to other like-minded individuals if you wear a shirt covered with pot leaves or the word "dab" anymore, you're just kind of sad, like wearing a Bud Light shirt.

People still smoke obviously - I smell it around town enough in both smoked and un-smoked form - but there doesn't seem to be any thrill of illegality or reason to celebrate it as a separate culture anymore, it just exists as part of life like energy drinks and pizza.

joygoat, Wednesday, 24 February 2016 01:33 (eight years ago) link

haha yeah I was at an Oregon festival last summer and a bowl was offered around but there were no takers, the guy looked down sadly and said "it's lost its allure"

the 'major tom guy' (sleeve), Wednesday, 24 February 2016 01:46 (eight years ago) link

Lolsad

Jeff, Wednesday, 24 February 2016 02:09 (eight years ago) link

Whatever some >100 yr old person did to live that long. like sure 110 yr old florence hardy credits a daily dose of hand jobs and falcon blood to her longevity. that's cool and all but I don't want to be alive that much.

Heez, Wednesday, 24 February 2016 02:39 (eight years ago) link

Changes to the Starbucks Rewards program.

Jeff, Wednesday, 24 February 2016 18:46 (eight years ago) link

"medibles"

somewhere btwn Gabriel Garcia Marquez and early Evel Knievel guy (contenderizer), Wednesday, 24 February 2016 23:05 (eight years ago) link

and celebrity buttholes are everywhere now! they're always eating them and putting their fingers in them every time i turn around. enough of that.

somewhere btwn Gabriel Garcia Marquez and early Evel Knievel guy (contenderizer), Wednesday, 24 February 2016 23:07 (eight years ago) link

Who will be the next President of FIFA.

Thomas of Britain (Tom D.), Friday, 26 February 2016 12:45 (eight years ago) link

guess i don't either, but having tokyo sexwale succeed sepp blatter would have been some Great Real Names

mookieproof, Friday, 26 February 2016 14:53 (eight years ago) link

No one's said the Oscars tonight? OK, then: the Oscars.

pitchforkian at best (cryptosicko), Monday, 29 February 2016 04:08 (eight years ago) link

Shows you how much I don't care about 'em.

pplains, Monday, 29 February 2016 04:30 (eight years ago) link

The weather.

Hadrian VIII, Monday, 29 February 2016 11:51 (eight years ago) link

The government? The weather? You guys would be horrible trying to make small talk at Michael Stipe's place...

schwantz, Monday, 29 February 2016 19:34 (eight years ago) link

Oscars x1000

Thomas of Britain (Tom D.), Monday, 29 February 2016 19:57 (eight years ago) link

not having cable television means not caring about a lot of stuff. like the oscars.

scott seward, Monday, 29 February 2016 20:09 (eight years ago) link

although i actually did enjoy watching awards shows when i did have regular t.v. i like the speeches.

scott seward, Monday, 29 February 2016 20:10 (eight years ago) link

i watched this whole thing a couple of weeks ago.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SevmAKmGkeg

scott seward, Monday, 29 February 2016 20:12 (eight years ago) link

also watched the one with the awesome bonnie franklin number from Applause.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQ9yYI2Hkik

scott seward, Monday, 29 February 2016 20:15 (eight years ago) link

i watched this whole thing a couple of weeks ago.

Can't believe some damn hippies hijacked the joint for seven minutes.

(also, I know it was still a thing then, but it's bizarre to hear how/that cigarettes were pitched on tv. Rich Virginia Flavor!)

Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Monday, 29 February 2016 20:33 (eight years ago) link

that Hair medley actually made me a little weepy...what can i say, it has an effect on me.

scott seward, Monday, 29 February 2016 21:01 (eight years ago) link

wishing people who died years ago a happy birthday on facebook when they aren't a family member. like, random celebrities? or even random celebrity birthday wishes for the living. "Pulling out all my Eddie Rabbitt records today..."

scott seward, Monday, 14 March 2016 15:13 (eight years ago) link

wow, i don't think i even knew that eddie rabbitt died so long ago. figured he was in branson or something. 56! too young, eddie.

scott seward, Monday, 14 March 2016 15:14 (eight years ago) link

Can't believe some damn hippies hijacked the joint

the correct term is "bogarted"

denies the existence of dark matter (difficult listening hour), Monday, 14 March 2016 15:15 (eight years ago) link

and for people who died a long time ago it just seems really silly. "Irving Berlin would have been 150 today...."

scott seward, Monday, 14 March 2016 15:15 (eight years ago) link

and for people who died a long time ago it just seems really silly. "Irving Berlin would have been 150 today...."

I actually like doing those. I usually go with something like "Mozart would have been 400 today, had he lived."

the top man in the language department (誤訳侮辱), Monday, 14 March 2016 15:16 (eight years ago) link

brb gonna listen to "Suspicions"

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 14 March 2016 15:19 (eight years ago) link

mozart is like a famous anniversary guy though. there are genuinely famous death dates.

scott seward, Monday, 14 March 2016 15:22 (eight years ago) link

Eh, I don't really mind the dead-person birthday thing. It's the dead-person deathiversary thing that I don't really get, mainly when it's not a round number. I saw a "Charlie Parker died 61 years ago today" post a couple days ago and though, hmmm, maybe save it for his birthday. Or just post "I'm listening to Charlie Parker today." Doesn't have to be because he died an odd number of years ago.

Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Monday, 14 March 2016 15:29 (eight years ago) link

yeah, i don't like those either. death days are sad.

scott seward, Monday, 14 March 2016 15:31 (eight years ago) link

plus, does anyone even remember the day that someone died? do they have a celebdeathapp on their phone?

scott seward, Monday, 14 March 2016 15:32 (eight years ago) link

I always remember when they died more than their birthday.

Like Mel Tormé. He was ... early June of 1999? I remember I was on a roadtrip and it was around the time of the Preakness. Who knows when his birthday was, except maybe Harry Anderson.

pplains, Monday, 14 March 2016 15:34 (eight years ago) link

June 5, 1999! See, I did remember.

pplains, Monday, 14 March 2016 15:35 (eight years ago) link

i'm pretty sure i only remember john lennon and princess di. lennon in december because it was john lennon and i remember what month it was for pete's sake. princess di was august which i remember because it was the last time i ever saw my sister alive.

that's about it though.

scott seward, Monday, 14 March 2016 16:06 (eight years ago) link

wait a minute, keith emerson was trolled to death? keith emerson was killed by keith emerson jokes? okay, this i might actually care enough to read about.

scott seward, Monday, 14 March 2016 16:08 (eight years ago) link

Jesus Christ, someone on my facebook timeline wished John Cazale a happy birthday over the weekend. "R.I.P. Gone too soon."

how's life, Monday, 14 March 2016 16:09 (eight years ago) link

best tribute headline by the way: *Keith Emerson's playing was in stark contrast to my troglodyte brutality*

http://www.theguardian.com/music/musicblog/2016/mar/14/bad-seeds-james-sclavunos-keith-emerson-lake-palmer-elp

scott seward, Monday, 14 March 2016 16:10 (eight years ago) link

does anyone even remember the day that someone died?

Yes

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bereavement_in_Judaism#Annual_remembrances

"Yahrtzeit, יאָרצײַט, means "Time (of) Year" in Yiddish... The word is used by Yiddish speaking Jews, and refers to the anniversary of the day of death of a relative. Yahrtzeit literally means "time of [one] year". It is widely observed, and based on the Jewish tradition that mourners are required to commemorate the death of a relative... The Yahrtzeit usually falls annually on the Hebrew date of the deceased relative's death according to the Hebrew calendar. "

Οὖτις, Monday, 14 March 2016 16:11 (eight years ago) link

i didn't even know that keith emerson shot himself...i just saw tarkus youtubes on my facebook.

scott seward, Monday, 14 March 2016 16:13 (eight years ago) link

Outic, i made the friend and family exception up above. i know that people mourn their dead. and remember them.

scott seward, Monday, 14 March 2016 16:14 (eight years ago) link

although now i kinda do want to post a picture of bea arthur on my facebook every may 13 (her birthday) and april 25 (her deathday).

scott seward, Monday, 14 March 2016 16:15 (eight years ago) link

oh sorry didn't see that

bea arthur belonged to us all

Οὖτις, Monday, 14 March 2016 16:16 (eight years ago) link

two days til Jerry Lewis's 90th, fans

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Monday, 14 March 2016 16:22 (eight years ago) link

will be sad when rickles goes. jerry not so much. though i do love jerry.

scott seward, Monday, 14 March 2016 16:24 (eight years ago) link

Next year's Bowie remembrances should be interesting for their timing.

"Happy 70th! ... two days later... can't believe it's been a year!"

pplains, Monday, 14 March 2016 16:25 (eight years ago) link

happy birthday to al jaffee, by the way. 95 yesterday.

scott seward, Monday, 14 March 2016 16:26 (eight years ago) link

RIP our beloved Rozz Williams. April 1 will be the eighteenth anniversary of your all-too-soon departure from us.

SPACE CRIME (monster mash), Monday, 14 March 2016 18:26 (eight years ago) link

oddly enough the anniversary of julius caesar's death in 44 BC is currently trending on facebook

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Tuesday, 15 March 2016 03:31 (eight years ago) link

"authoritarianism" as if this is a new thing

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 16 March 2016 19:56 (eight years ago) link

john oliver

marcos, Wednesday, 16 March 2016 20:01 (eight years ago) link

oh what are you talking about? You're not woke yet to J.O.?

http://i.imgur.com/uARhg0A.jpg
Here's how John Oliver blows the lid off of high tuition costs!

http://i.imgur.com/vNpU3Rp.jpg
You're never going to think about the U.S. Patent Office the same way after this John Oliver explosion!

http://i.imgur.com/la0Xy84.jpg
John Oliver lays out how corporate America is profiting from your desires!

pplains, Wednesday, 16 March 2016 20:31 (eight years ago) link

I mean, the world changes each time John Oliver goes on a rant!

pplains, Wednesday, 16 March 2016 20:32 (eight years ago) link

it's like my eyes have a never-ending supply of wool and he's just yanking it away

μpright mammal (mh), Wednesday, 16 March 2016 20:49 (eight years ago) link

lol pplains

marcos, Wednesday, 16 March 2016 21:00 (eight years ago) link

20 years of Placebo

beingcutesince1980 (captain rosie), Monday, 21 March 2016 20:19 (eight years ago) link

Google doodles

Check Yr Scrobbles (Moodles), Monday, 21 March 2016 22:08 (eight years ago) link

People's bitching and moaning about being exposed to dancers and musicians on the subways. New Yorkers act like their personal space is luxury real estate.

human life won't become a cat (man alive), Monday, 21 March 2016 22:25 (eight years ago) link

Cuba

Thomas H. Handy (dandydonweiner), Tuesday, 22 March 2016 00:52 (eight years ago) link

doping in sports

Thomas H. Handy (dandydonweiner), Tuesday, 22 March 2016 00:52 (eight years ago) link

Madonna

like Uber, but for underpants (James Morrison), Wednesday, 23 March 2016 00:47 (eight years ago) link

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

A Fifth Beatle Dies (Tom D.), Wednesday, 23 March 2016 00:51 (eight years ago) link

strange thing to say in 2016 when few do about her new music

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 23 March 2016 00:56 (eight years ago) link

She's currently touring Australia and doing a few local-media-click-baity things along the way.

Vernon Locke, Wednesday, 23 March 2016 01:22 (eight years ago) link

^^^ exactly, she's all over the Aus media at the moment and I want her to fuck off

like Uber, but for underpants (James Morrison), Wednesday, 23 March 2016 01:29 (eight years ago) link

gawker

marcos, Wednesday, 23 March 2016 01:29 (eight years ago) link

nirvana

marcos, Wednesday, 23 March 2016 01:30 (eight years ago) link

well mostly, I have unplugged and in utero and those are good but I don't care about them as like rock legends

marcos, Wednesday, 23 March 2016 01:33 (eight years ago) link

global warming

Thomas H. Handy (dandydonweiner), Wednesday, 23 March 2016 01:45 (eight years ago) link

men's tennis

Thomas H. Handy (dandydonweiner), Wednesday, 23 March 2016 01:48 (eight years ago) link

superman and batman

mookieproof, Wednesday, 23 March 2016 23:46 (eight years ago) link

^^ better than the flash at least

ian, Wednesday, 23 March 2016 23:47 (eight years ago) link

the only underoos i ever got were aquaman, so fuck everyone else

mookieproof, Wednesday, 23 March 2016 23:50 (eight years ago) link

aquaman is cool!
hi john.

ian, Wednesday, 23 March 2016 23:51 (eight years ago) link

All superheroes and films about superheroes.

A Fifth Beatle Dies (Tom D.), Wednesday, 23 March 2016 23:52 (eight years ago) link

hi ian!

mookieproof, Wednesday, 23 March 2016 23:52 (eight years ago) link

I had yoda underoos.

pplains, Thursday, 24 March 2016 00:26 (eight years ago) link

away put your weapon

like Uber, but for underpants (James Morrison), Thursday, 24 March 2016 01:35 (eight years ago) link

nirvana

― marcos, Tuesday, March 22, 2016 9:30 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

well mostly, I have unplugged and in utero and those are good but I don't care about them as like rock legends

― marcos, Tuesday, March 22, 2016 9:33 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

You should check out Nevermind too, it's pretty good.

Sharia Law and Lambchop (The Yellow Kid), Thursday, 24 March 2016 02:57 (eight years ago) link

All superheroes and films about superheroes.

― A Fifth Beatle Dies (Tom D.), Wednesday, March 23, 2016 6:52 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

human life won't become a cat (man alive), Thursday, 24 March 2016 04:26 (eight years ago) link

All superheroes and films about superheroes.

― A Fifth Beatle Dies (Tom D.), Wednesday, March 23, 2016 6:52 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― human life won't become a cat (man alive), Thursday, March 24, 2016 12:26 AM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Hadrian VIII, Thursday, 24 March 2016 10:35 (eight years ago) link

That actually Easter was actually a Pagan festival actually I think you'll find actually.

onimo, Saturday, 26 March 2016 13:49 (eight years ago) link

lolotm

A Fifth Beatle Dies (Tom D.), Saturday, 26 March 2016 14:28 (eight years ago) link

something receiving a "dark" adaptation. amazed that inner desires of an Alice in Wonderland-loving 90s Hot Topic teen are now the aesthetic marks of authenticity for millions of "adults".

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Sunday, 27 March 2016 16:03 (eight years ago) link

Are you referring to Batman Loves Superman, or the wave of new Disney fairy tale adaptations (Maleficent et al)? Cause I dunno if adults are necessarily the audiences for those. Or for Zach Snyder flicks either, for that matter.

Still, "that inner desires of an Alice in Wonderland-loving 90s Hot Topic teen" describes this whole aesthetic quite beautifully.

rhymes with "blondie blast" (cryptosicko), Sunday, 27 March 2016 16:06 (eight years ago) link

BvS mostly but yeah can be applied to the rest as well.

You may have a point about the audience. But one of the appeals of the dark adaptation was that it hadn't been done before! There was "Return to Oz" and that's about it. It was kind of a subversion of the familiar way to portray modern fantasy. But now it seems like the default, not an alternative. This was a large part of the appeal.

Then again it does seem like the audience is adults. Does "dark adaptation" sound particularly interesting to kids, who are growing up with that being the default? Or is it a way to cheaply spin material as grown-up and mature to the 30-something adults that need to feel secure in their consumer choices?

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Sunday, 27 March 2016 16:13 (eight years ago) link

Isn't BvsS just book 4 of the dark knight returns from '86 or so?

koogs, Sunday, 27 March 2016 16:52 (eight years ago) link

no, they made it dumber

μpright mammal (mh), Sunday, 27 March 2016 17:11 (eight years ago) link

panama papers

scott seward, Friday, 8 April 2016 15:59 (eight years ago) link

u and the rest of america

Mordy, Friday, 8 April 2016 15:59 (eight years ago) link

most things tbh

Star Wars ate shiitake (latebloomer), Friday, 8 April 2016 21:53 (eight years ago) link

NYC

small doug yule carnival club (unregistered), Friday, 8 April 2016 21:55 (eight years ago) link

the private and civic lives of 'important' mayors

small doug yule carnival club (unregistered), Friday, 8 April 2016 21:56 (eight years ago) link

Johnny Manziel

That new synth record that's tearing ILM apart

Other ppls clothing

Myself

lute bro (brimstead), Friday, 8 April 2016 23:13 (eight years ago) link

NYC is a good answer tbh. Although it's still the financial and cultural capital it's always been, it has all but completely lost its mystique, its cachet as "the place to be" etc

Forever LI (rip van wanko), Friday, 8 April 2016 23:48 (eight years ago) link

I feel the same way about London but can't separate from my own bitterness tbh

Just noise and screaming and no musical value at all. (Colonel Poo), Friday, 8 April 2016 23:52 (eight years ago) link

kobe bryant

mookieproof, Wednesday, 13 April 2016 16:42 (eight years ago) link

People's bitching and moaning about being exposed to dancers and musicians on the subways. New Yorkers act like their personal space is luxury real estate.

― human life won't become a cat (man alive), Monday, March 21, 2016 6:25 PM (3 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

no come on those people are always one inch away from kicking someone's face

Treeship, Wednesday, 13 April 2016 16:50 (eight years ago) link

marcos otm about john oliver. i am skeptical of the liberal truthtellers of cable tv. they are always flattering their audience, making things too easy

Treeship, Wednesday, 13 April 2016 16:51 (eight years ago) link

Extended social interaction that isn't 100% voluntary and desired on the part of all parties concerned.

I Pith On Your Quip (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 13 April 2016 17:06 (eight years ago) link

they are always flattering their audience

and vice versa to be sure. it's nauseating.

Forever LXI (rip van wanko), Wednesday, 13 April 2016 17:10 (eight years ago) link

The worst thing about this is the way internet "news" outlets publish many pieces every day recapping the totally awesome thing this or that talk show host said last night

Check Yr Scrobbles (Moodles), Wednesday, 13 April 2016 17:28 (eight years ago) link

cnn.com loves snl impersonations

remove butt (abanana), Wednesday, 13 April 2016 18:20 (eight years ago) link

fuck 'showtime'

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 13 April 2016 18:23 (eight years ago) link

new yorkers -- and subway riders in particular -- put up with far more personal-space violation than anyone else in america, even apart from performers

most of them don't complain that the elevators aren't reserved for parents with strollers either

mookieproof, Wednesday, 13 April 2016 19:10 (eight years ago) link

fuck 'cinemax' too

how's life, Wednesday, 13 April 2016 19:21 (eight years ago) link

a woman went off on me once on the train for personal-space violation (trust me, groundlessly). i told her to move to Kansas City.

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 13 April 2016 19:23 (eight years ago) link

I don't know how I'd previously failed to realize that I'm super mindful and touchy about my personal space in most contexts at least in part because I spend two hours of every weekday with my body pressed against those of total strangers.

I Pith On Your Quip (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 13 April 2016 19:23 (eight years ago) link

There are totally instances of needless personal space violation on the trains, though. My fave is when someone in a standing room only car decides they need to read a book or the paper and that you would make a lovely bookstand.

I Pith On Your Quip (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 13 April 2016 19:25 (eight years ago) link

those are some broad shoulders there, Mr. Lunch
*opens up WSJ on top of you*

μpright mammal (mh), Wednesday, 13 April 2016 19:39 (eight years ago) link

fuck 'encore' for real

Forever LXI (rip van wanko), Wednesday, 13 April 2016 19:44 (eight years ago) link

h8 starz

map, Wednesday, 13 April 2016 20:14 (eight years ago) link

some celebrities being in a music video: oh but get this it's totally wacky and off the cuff and somewhat ironic!

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 13 April 2016 22:26 (eight years ago) link

thank god we have all these hollywood actors with lots of free time otherwise the video would have to feature musicians

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 13 April 2016 22:28 (eight years ago) link

'The Movie Channel' is some straight bullshit.

I Pith On Your Quip (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 13 April 2016 23:23 (eight years ago) link

superheroes, superhero movies, who's the new batman, booooooring

Hadrian VIII, Thursday, 14 April 2016 10:32 (eight years ago) link

anyone who is described as an "art world prankster".

scott seward, Thursday, 14 April 2016 14:10 (eight years ago) link

so don't call him that.

scott seward, Thursday, 14 April 2016 14:22 (eight years ago) link

prank-world artster

ejemplo (crüt), Thursday, 14 April 2016 14:24 (eight years ago) link

Currently done with Tony Bennett. Duets, tributes, documentaries, visual-art dabbling, filmic cameos. No more, please; thanks, I'm all set.

Yo, Tony, baby: sorry you were not as popular as certain other singers (who shall not be named) back in the day. Glad you lived. Glad you have kept working. No, that does not mean you are entitled to dominate the conversation about popular song forevermore. You can keep doing your thing but I personally have heard enough from you to last for quite a while, thanks.

up is where sentence-ending prepositions make me throw (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 14 April 2016 14:48 (eight years ago) link

Why have I never seen that film?

Terry Micawber (Tom D.), Thursday, 14 April 2016 14:58 (eight years ago) link

2000's era Patti Smith : love 70s Patti but contemporary Patti Smith is this boring old hippie who seemingly really wants to be up there in the Poet's Pantheon. Kinda gross.

Drake

Acid Hose (Capitaine Jay Vee), Thursday, 14 April 2016 16:30 (eight years ago) link

'the status quo'

Van Horn Street, Thursday, 14 April 2016 16:31 (eight years ago) link

pssst PS was always a boring hippie

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 14 April 2016 16:35 (eight years ago) link

i only know the patti smiths basics, but i was watching a thing on mapplethorpe the other day and she seemed pretty badass when they first met in the 60s

Karl Malone, Thursday, 14 April 2016 16:42 (eight years ago) link

People Got the Power is her We Built This City

by the light of the burning Citroën, Thursday, 14 April 2016 16:48 (eight years ago) link

Does anyone know if she listened to Humble Pie back in the day?

Three Word Username, Thursday, 14 April 2016 16:52 (eight years ago) link

I'll ask next time I run into her in the elevator.

I Pith On Your Quip (Old Lunch), Thursday, 14 April 2016 17:00 (eight years ago) link

i like people got the power. and pissing in the river. and the springsteen song. that's about it. i like the MC5. and Mapplethorpe.

scott seward, Thursday, 14 April 2016 17:15 (eight years ago) link

why oh why hasn't bernie had people got the power as his campaign anthem???

scott seward, Thursday, 14 April 2016 17:16 (eight years ago) link

p sure i heard her do it at a Nader rally in MSG in 2000, so...

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 14 April 2016 17:20 (eight years ago) link

I'm still sad no one has tried to call him the Sandman

Enter Sandman, come on, guys

μpright mammal (mh), Thursday, 14 April 2016 17:28 (eight years ago) link

i didn't care that ralph nader ruined the world or whatever. in keeping with the theme of this thread. dude can run for president if he wants fuck you crybabies.

scott seward, Thursday, 14 April 2016 17:55 (eight years ago) link

^^ real talk

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Thursday, 14 April 2016 18:04 (eight years ago) link

texting in movie theaters

marcos, Friday, 15 April 2016 00:15 (eight years ago) link

I've heard like from 5 different sources that AMC is allowing this

marcos, Friday, 15 April 2016 00:16 (eight years ago) link

1) who gives a shit
2) weren't people already texting in movie theaters?

marcos, Friday, 15 April 2016 00:17 (eight years ago) link

No she wasn't, Morbs.

Some more:

Game Of Thrones
Anything Tim Burton
Brunch

Acid Hose (Capitaine Jay Vee), Friday, 15 April 2016 01:16 (eight years ago) link

superheroes, superhero movies, who's the new batman, booooooring

― Hadrian VIII, Thursday, April 14, 2016 6:32 AM (15 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

^^^

Wimmels, Friday, 15 April 2016 02:18 (eight years ago) link

I feel like I dwell upon this point irl a little too much, yet at the same time it can't be overstated. I went out for drinks with a few of my students on Tuesday after their final exam, and all they wanted to talk about was Deadpool, Batman vs. Superman, Captain America vs. Iron Man...

rhymes with "blondie blast" (cryptosicko), Friday, 15 April 2016 02:24 (eight years ago) link

1) who gives a shit

texting or talking or whispering or eating in a distracting way in movie theater: capital crimes

i would happily serve as executioner

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Friday, 15 April 2016 02:32 (eight years ago) link

The best pizza/bagel/hamburger in NYC

Josefa, Friday, 15 April 2016 02:57 (eight years ago) link

dr morbius otm, adults who can't sit still drive me crazy

lute bro (brimstead), Friday, 15 April 2016 03:01 (eight years ago) link

i will add to this thread

- trends in dating/coupling/etc

lute bro (brimstead), Friday, 15 April 2016 03:01 (eight years ago) link

we were watching a movie at HOME last night and it was bugging me that maria was checking her phone.

scott seward, Friday, 15 April 2016 12:33 (eight years ago) link

This will be unpopular but popcorn should only be allowed in certain movies, the RIAA can figure it out.

Srsly you are a couple in your fifties at a holocaust movie, can you seriously not go ninety minutes without a snack? Take it outside.

Hadrian VIII, Friday, 15 April 2016 12:46 (eight years ago) link

texting or talking or whispering or eating in a distracting way in movie theater: capital crimes

cosign. You should need a license, it would be very simple, just demonstrate an ability to shut the fuck up for two hours

Hadrian VIII, Friday, 15 April 2016 12:50 (eight years ago) link

"But it's just the trailers!"

No, shut up.

Hadrian VIII, Friday, 15 April 2016 12:51 (eight years ago) link

does a morbz hate this too? i don't go see old movies in the theaters so i didn't know this was a thing:

http://www.laweekly.com/film/stop-laughing-at-old-movies-you-anding-hipsters-5523746

scott seward, Friday, 15 April 2016 12:57 (eight years ago) link

My group was definitely guilty of laughing at scenes in Night of the Hunter but it's so over the top I think it's allowed

μpright mammal (mh), Friday, 15 April 2016 14:04 (eight years ago) link

Doesn't count as an old movie, but I think I annoyed people by giggling at Barry Lyndon

μpright mammal (mh), Friday, 15 April 2016 14:04 (eight years ago) link

Pencils

Jeff, Friday, 15 April 2016 14:12 (eight years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Beyonce

that's actually a picture of you, james. not caring.

scott seward, Saturday, 30 April 2016 03:43 (eight years ago) link

what does bejohncie have for brekkies?

karla jay vespers, Saturday, 30 April 2016 03:48 (eight years ago) link

scott, the resemblance is uncanny

bey, a drop of golden sun

real orgone kid (NickB), Saturday, 30 April 2016 09:04 (eight years ago) link

what a great comedian Obama is

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 1 May 2016 15:08 (eight years ago) link

Representative democracy is showbiz, it's not like their policies matter

some men just want to watch the world Bern (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 1 May 2016 15:33 (eight years ago) link

if i die by nuclear bomb

rip van wanko, Sunday, 1 May 2016 16:47 (eight years ago) link

I do care to a certain degree about who wins the US primaries (insofar as US politics does have an impact in the UK + worldwide), but FFS how long do they go on for? This isn't even the actual election!

emil.y, Sunday, 1 May 2016 17:02 (eight years ago) link

this primary season has admittedly been the worst one i can ever remember in terms of length and substance and the overall dislikable nature of pretty much all the candidates.

nomar, Sunday, 1 May 2016 17:05 (eight years ago) link

like every u.s. presidential election season in my lifetime, this is the most boringly protracted one ever.

denies the existence of dark matter (difficult listening hour), Sunday, 1 May 2016 17:09 (eight years ago) link

As painful as this election cycle looks, it pales before 2000's. That one had a coda.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 1 May 2016 17:11 (eight years ago) link

2000 was... such a drudge

μpright mammal (mh), Sunday, 1 May 2016 17:39 (eight years ago) link

I remember how 1988 at time was deemed one of the worst ever. Then 2000 dwarfed it. Now we've got what we've got in 2016 and a split Supreme Court -- I can almost see why doing anything by popular vote inevitably leads to disaster now.

But ya know, I really have come around to making these things Things I Just Don't Care About. It's a bit forced, but it gets me out of bed in the mornings.

pplains, Sunday, 1 May 2016 17:45 (eight years ago) link

otm

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 1 May 2016 18:17 (eight years ago) link

Trump Fans Recieve Mysterious new Burn the Witch Leaflets

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Sunday, 1 May 2016 18:24 (eight years ago) link

Gala openings at the Met

albvivertine, Tuesday, 3 May 2016 01:15 (eight years ago) link

anything that promises to make my jaw drop. stop telling me that. I don't care.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Tuesday, 3 May 2016 01:44 (eight years ago) link

tmj therapy

μpright mammal (mh), Tuesday, 3 May 2016 01:45 (eight years ago) link

lol

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 3 May 2016 02:59 (eight years ago) link

another one here for superhero movies

ciderpress, Friday, 6 May 2016 13:10 (eight years ago) link

2016 Radiohead Album

small doug yule carnival club (unregistered), Sunday, 8 May 2016 20:15 (eight years ago) link

Marmalade

Jeff, Sunday, 8 May 2016 20:20 (eight years ago) link

2016 Radiohead Album.

(Henry) Green container bin with face (Tom D.), Sunday, 8 May 2016 21:18 (eight years ago) link

Tidal

Check Yr Scrobbles (Moodles), Monday, 9 May 2016 00:41 (eight years ago) link

was bracing myself for someone to post "moms"

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 9 May 2016 00:45 (eight years ago) link

kitchen islands

small doug yule carnival club (unregistered), Monday, 9 May 2016 01:12 (eight years ago) link

Valid

Jeff, Monday, 9 May 2016 01:18 (eight years ago) link

Moms

Daithi Bowsie (darraghmac), Monday, 9 May 2016 02:52 (eight years ago) link

______'s Day

remove butt (abanana), Monday, 9 May 2016 06:34 (eight years ago) link

Harsh on Swithin imo

Daithi Bowsie (darraghmac), Monday, 9 May 2016 12:39 (eight years ago) link

Poor Mr. Thur.

pplains, Monday, 9 May 2016 14:32 (eight years ago) link

Polyamory

enlightening FB posts about polyamory

Je55e, Monday, 9 May 2016 18:06 (eight years ago) link

hah! I see very few of those on facebook, but the okc notifications where it says "such and such is checking out your profile!" turn out to be poly people way too many times lately

μpright mammal (mh), Monday, 9 May 2016 18:08 (eight years ago) link

Other Music closing.

Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Monday, 9 May 2016 18:41 (eight years ago) link

stuff closes.

scott seward, Monday, 9 May 2016 21:08 (eight years ago) link

living in the same city as long as I have I have learned to accept the constant turnover as institutions as part of the nature of urban living. That doesn't mean I don't miss places when they go (and I could offer a fairly long list) but I mourn them and move on cuz there's always some other new thing opening.

Οὖτις, Monday, 9 May 2016 21:13 (eight years ago) link

OF institutions that should say

Οὖτις, Monday, 9 May 2016 21:13 (eight years ago) link

I mean, I bought a few things at OM, and I can appreciate the affection some had for the place. But I also saw insanely overpriced things there, and likely wasn't the only one who experienced (first-hand) their "What? No, you must be mistaken -- we never stocked that title" consignment shenanigans.

Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Monday, 9 May 2016 21:18 (eight years ago) link

seems like a lot of the people who are saddest when things close have the oldest stories about being a customer. it's more like a lost youth thing. "awww, shit, haven't been there in years, but i remember fondly..."

scott seward, Monday, 9 May 2016 21:41 (eight years ago) link

it's probably just like the celebrity death thing. you might not have thought about prince for a long time, but, you know, memories.

scott seward, Monday, 9 May 2016 21:42 (eight years ago) link

oh definitely

Οὖτις, Monday, 9 May 2016 21:43 (eight years ago) link

Absolutely, otm.

Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Monday, 9 May 2016 21:55 (eight years ago) link

life

diana krallice (rushomancy), Monday, 9 May 2016 22:12 (eight years ago) link

I was in Other Music just about 2 years ago (May 2014; I remember because I was in the neighborhood for other reasons). I didn't buy anything because, as always, their jazz selection was shit.

Don Van Gorp, midwest regional VP, marketing (誤訳侮辱), Monday, 9 May 2016 22:21 (eight years ago) link

cuz there's always some other new thing opening

heywood jablome

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 10 May 2016 02:37 (eight years ago) link

I never really feel or understand the overdetermined "record store snob" experience but will never forget mid-90s visit to OM when I asked floor dude if they had any Robert Wyatt and something in my inflection (maybe they don't?) gave him an opening to laugh derisively to impress the girl he was talking with

OM RIP

Hadrian VIII, Tuesday, 10 May 2016 13:35 (eight years ago) link

generally lousy selection but the used stuff was constantly circulating and full of great finds

Hadrian VIII, Tuesday, 10 May 2016 13:39 (eight years ago) link

the genre labels were genuinely awful there

it was a fine record store but like most things in NYC i feel like they get undue attention for being in NYC

marcos, Tuesday, 10 May 2016 13:49 (eight years ago) link

the intersection of privacy, media, and celebrity

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 11 May 2016 11:12 (eight years ago) link

yacht

marcos, Wednesday, 11 May 2016 17:19 (eight years ago) link

As much as I liked seeing the Spacemen 3 font on the banners, Other Music also never paid my gf for the copies of her album they sold.

Elvis Telecom, Thursday, 12 May 2016 17:50 (eight years ago) link

Stone Roses, past, present an future.

Larry 'Leg' Smith (Tom D.), Thursday, 12 May 2016 17:51 (eight years ago) link

Woody Allen

Don Van Gorp, midwest regional VP, marketing (誤訳侮辱), Thursday, 12 May 2016 19:28 (eight years ago) link

Woody Allen's wife

Daithi Bowsie (darraghmac), Thursday, 12 May 2016 19:55 (eight years ago) link

Steve Jobs!

scott seward, Friday, 13 May 2016 21:49 (eight years ago) link

This shite, which has been the leading news story on the BBC all fucking day.

Larry 'Leg' Smith (Tom D.), Friday, 13 May 2016 21:59 (eight years ago) link

Steve Jobs!

Seriously.

Hadrian VIII, Saturday, 14 May 2016 14:58 (eight years ago) link

+ the four (fourteen? forty?) biopics/documentaries w/ this guy's face

Hadrian VIII, Saturday, 14 May 2016 15:00 (eight years ago) link

Hey, every death cult needs an idol

That combination of Danny Boyle/Steve Jobs biopic/overrated wife-beater actor just makes me shudder to even think about it. I wish I couldn't care, but it actually provokes a strong response in me.

calzino, Saturday, 14 May 2016 15:28 (eight years ago) link

The Stone Roses

map, Saturday, 14 May 2016 15:51 (eight years ago) link

athletes taking drugs (slight return)

koogs, Saturday, 14 May 2016 16:03 (eight years ago) link

eurovision

koogs, Saturday, 14 May 2016 16:03 (eight years ago) link

lamentations about the state of music criticism

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 14 May 2016 16:08 (eight years ago) link

comedy podcasts. something creepy about 99% of them, something incestuous and solipsistic about that whole scene, like this huge network of semicelebrities (Alison Rosen an example) who all know each other tangentially and endlessly and incessantly praise one another on twitter

always be charging (rip van wanko), Saturday, 14 May 2016 16:23 (eight years ago) link

"overrated wife-beater actor?"

rhymes with "blondie blast" (cryptosicko), Saturday, 14 May 2016 16:25 (eight years ago) link

Fassbender. He's not a great actor but he's good at being malicious in fitted clothes.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 14 May 2016 16:27 (eight years ago) link

Alfred just put it more succinctly than I ever could!

calzino, Saturday, 14 May 2016 16:29 (eight years ago) link

From what I've seen, he's good at wearing no clothes in otherwise dour, unpleasant movies, but I didn't know about the wife beating.

rhymes with "blondie blast" (cryptosicko), Saturday, 14 May 2016 16:39 (eight years ago) link

people still love sean connery and that guy on Empire. wife-beating ain't what it used to be. or wait, it's exactly like it used to be...at least when celebrities are concerned.

scott seward, Saturday, 14 May 2016 18:22 (eight years ago) link

oh but what i meant to post earlier was:

British dance music

scott seward, Saturday, 14 May 2016 21:05 (eight years ago) link

oi

a mom shaped pom (wins), Saturday, 14 May 2016 21:08 (eight years ago) link

no, i love oi!

scott seward, Saturday, 14 May 2016 21:19 (eight years ago) link

Hamilton

mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Saturday, 14 May 2016 22:38 (eight years ago) link

Alexander Hamilton however

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 15 May 2016 00:30 (eight years ago) link

the town of Hamilton, Victoria is kinda boring, yr right

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 15 May 2016 01:07 (eight years ago) link

my wife grew up in Hamilton, Montana. It got voted the drunkest town in Montana last year. so, there is that.

scott seward, Sunday, 15 May 2016 01:11 (eight years ago) link

i mean that's pretty drunk. shoot things. drink. top two activities in montana pretty much.

scott seward, Sunday, 15 May 2016 01:11 (eight years ago) link

Aaron Burr took that philosophy to heart

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 15 May 2016 01:15 (eight years ago) link

Aaron Burr took that – goddammit, got beaten to the punch.

pplains, Sunday, 15 May 2016 02:23 (eight years ago) link

save-a-Hillarys on Facebook

and they're just revving up

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 15 May 2016 02:28 (eight years ago) link

so you'll be caring even less about them later

le Histoire du Edgy Miley (difficult listening hour), Sunday, 15 May 2016 02:43 (eight years ago) link

Agent Carter (it ain't worth saving)

pleas to Nietzsche (WilliamC), Tuesday, 17 May 2016 00:08 (eight years ago) link

you care enough to have an opinion and have watched it, I disqualify you

μpright mammal (mh), Tuesday, 17 May 2016 00:25 (eight years ago) link

Radiohead
Game of Thrones
bacon

normcore strengthening exercises (benbbag), Tuesday, 17 May 2016 00:28 (eight years ago) link

American football
Association football

normcore strengthening exercises (benbbag), Tuesday, 17 May 2016 11:47 (eight years ago) link

i've been watching AFL games on Youtube. very entertaining!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=95WxI70FVTE

scott seward, Tuesday, 17 May 2016 12:55 (eight years ago) link

It's a crazy old game.

Larry 'Leg' Smith (Tom D.), Tuesday, 17 May 2016 13:05 (eight years ago) link

i like that it's the anti-soccer. tons of scoring and you get to hold people and knock them down.

scott seward, Tuesday, 17 May 2016 13:07 (eight years ago) link

Father, forgive him...

Daithi Bowsie (darraghmac), Tuesday, 17 May 2016 16:18 (eight years ago) link

Hard to discern any strategy or tactics in that mad scramble. A good workout for the players, though.

you get to hold people and knock them down.

Ah, but do you get to tie them up and cudgel them senseless?

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Tuesday, 17 May 2016 17:26 (eight years ago) link

no, but my other favorite sport to watch on Youtube comes close...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-B2EFxQ8fU

scott seward, Tuesday, 17 May 2016 18:43 (eight years ago) link

Hurling lads, hurling, there's a thread and everything

Daithi Bowsie (darraghmac), Tuesday, 17 May 2016 19:01 (eight years ago) link

doping scandals

scott seward, Tuesday, 17 May 2016 21:01 (eight years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Annie Leibovitz and her boring portraits of overrated celebrities

I hereby replace all my previous submissions to this thread with 'Game of Thrones'

rip van wanko, Wednesday, 1 June 2016 04:32 (eight years ago) link

any alleged distinction between nerd, geek, and dork

ejemplo (crüt), Friday, 3 June 2016 21:06 (eight years ago) link

kinda don't care about AMAZING unearthed footage/photographs/songs/records/films that haven't been seen in DECADES on the internet. keep them buried.

which is kind of a weird thing to not care about but enough already with the breathless hyperbole. shit gets lost.

i mean i think it's fine if other people get excited about lost treasure, but i've got enough on my plate.

i can't actually remember the last time i got really excited by something lost to time.

scott seward, Friday, 3 June 2016 21:59 (eight years ago) link

top gear

koogs, Monday, 6 June 2016 11:51 (eight years ago) link

^^^^^^^^^^

Although if jeremy clarkson died a horrible death i would be quite interested and entertained

(er, he's not in it anymore)

koogs, Tuesday, 7 June 2016 08:47 (eight years ago) link

the difference btwn Shakey and gabbneb, if any

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 7 June 2016 10:14 (eight years ago) link

Come on, Shakey is a quality poster

Futuristic Bow Wow (thewufs), Tuesday, 7 June 2016 22:55 (eight years ago) link

cool that u voted but jfc i do not care who you voted for

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 7 June 2016 22:56 (eight years ago) link

here's a clue: gabbneb is the worst poster

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 7 June 2016 23:08 (eight years ago) link

also I am much better looking and more fun to be around than Maron. also better taste in music.

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 7 June 2016 23:09 (eight years ago) link

really dgaf how old the queen is

a goon shaped fule (onimo), Sunday, 12 June 2016 21:10 (eight years ago) link

Things sold as "an exploration of what it means to be human" unless they really are prepared to think about human life in any possible way it could exist.

Writers taking a well known character and "seeing what makes them tick".

Definitely Steve Jobs. I saw an interview with Kate Winslet in which she said that was the first film she'd been in that she couldn't imagine a type of person who wouldn't be interested.

Robert Adam Gilmour, Saturday, 18 June 2016 11:38 (eight years ago) link

I saw an interview with Kate Winslet in which she said that was the first film she'd been in that she couldn't imagine a type of person who wouldn't be interested.

Silly.

Larry 'Leg' Smith (Tom D.), Saturday, 18 June 2016 11:55 (eight years ago) link

lol amazing

oh, amazonaws (wins), Saturday, 18 June 2016 11:57 (eight years ago) link

Did she have her top on when she said that?

I'm Martin Sheen, I'm Ben Vereen (Ye Mad Puffin), Saturday, 18 June 2016 13:16 (eight years ago) link

Just asking because she's among the nudest non-pr0n movie stars there is. My wife and I laughed ourselves silly when she was in Iris - a movie, it must be said, about a senile Existentialist philosopher from the British Isles - and she was naked before the opening credits.

I have known some Existentialists. I have known some Anglo-Irish college professors. These are some very clothed people, in my experience.

I'm Martin Sheen, I'm Ben Vereen (Ye Mad Puffin), Saturday, 18 June 2016 13:19 (eight years ago) link

and slovenly with it

oh, amazonaws (wins), Saturday, 18 June 2016 13:30 (eight years ago) link

a senile Existentialist philosopher from the British Isles

Old school ILXors. Did I just say that?

Larry 'Leg' Smith (Tom D.), Saturday, 18 June 2016 13:37 (eight years ago) link

everything about the motherfucking goddamn presidential election

helpless before THRILLARY (Dr Morbius), Monday, 20 June 2016 16:21 (seven years ago) link

And yet you have so much to say about it

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Monday, 20 June 2016 16:36 (seven years ago) link

and yet so little to say about it

socka flocka-jones (man alive), Monday, 20 June 2016 16:38 (seven years ago) link

A high volume of posts, all with the exact same message

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Monday, 20 June 2016 16:40 (seven years ago) link

things you are transparently mad about

oh, amazonaws (wins), Monday, 20 June 2016 16:41 (seven years ago) link

oh boy here it comes

blazed carrot (rip van wanko), Monday, 20 June 2016 16:50 (seven years ago) link

close second: the NBA

helpless before THRILLARY (Dr Morbius), Monday, 20 June 2016 17:10 (seven years ago) link

GOING TIL jUNE 19, WHAT AN ABOMINATION

helpless before THRILLARY (Dr Morbius), Monday, 20 June 2016 17:11 (seven years ago) link

did i say Glastonbury already? specifically a week's coverage of same on 6music.

koogs, Friday, 24 June 2016 12:16 (seven years ago) link

6music can do what it wants, its BBC4's weekend transformation into Uncut that grinds my gears

http://www.jhbooks.com/pictures/137370.jpg (Noodle Vague), Friday, 24 June 2016 12:20 (seven years ago) link

oh wrong thread

http://www.jhbooks.com/pictures/137370.jpg (Noodle Vague), Friday, 24 June 2016 12:21 (seven years ago) link

the bbc4 music thing was good. but they are probably on the 20th time around for some of those documentaries by now.

koogs, Friday, 24 June 2016 13:03 (seven years ago) link

I get one "documentaries using words of more than one syllable" channel and it sucks when its nothing but The Rock'n'Roll Years and Norwegian versions of The Bill all weekend every weekend

http://www.jhbooks.com/pictures/137370.jpg (Noodle Vague), Friday, 24 June 2016 13:07 (seven years ago) link

i am all over the Norwegian versions of The Bill (more like Swedish Cracker tbf). am slightly annoyed that there isn't one this week and that it's a 10th showing of Egypt's Lost Cities instead.

actually, BBC4 is all glasto all the time this weekend now that bbc3 is no more, so our points have converged 8)

koogs, Friday, 24 June 2016 13:22 (seven years ago) link

Swedish crackers, nom.

Tim, Friday, 24 June 2016 13:48 (seven years ago) link

i hate the word "brexit" so much that i haven't read anything about the whole thing. so, don't care. good luck, europe.

scott seward, Saturday, 25 June 2016 23:44 (seven years ago) link

they softened us up w/ "grexit" first

Mordy, Saturday, 25 June 2016 23:48 (seven years ago) link

I've been driven a bit mad by my inability to come up with any good brexit puns. Best I have is "The one what brexit, fixit"

socka flocka-jones (man alive), Sunday, 26 June 2016 02:02 (seven years ago) link

Meanwhile I can't stop coming up with other entity-leaving-a-group neologisms; I feel like this should be my job. Yesternight I sat bolt upright in bed and said MISSOURIVIDERCI. My wife is considering her own referendum on brexiting from the marriage more seriously than ever, I fear.

klimt eastwood (Ye Mad Puffin), Sunday, 26 June 2016 03:02 (seven years ago) link

puffin's marriage hanging on the legitimacy of a referendum vote

μpright mammal (mh), Sunday, 26 June 2016 03:22 (seven years ago) link

Cat alone ya

a goon shaped fule (onimo), Sunday, 26 June 2016 22:25 (seven years ago) link

when ppl in a social group start talking about what positions they will have after they've taken over the world / who among them should be president / etc.

Mordy, Tuesday, 5 July 2016 23:13 (seven years ago) link

even worse version is misanthropic nerds making jokes about being dictator of the world

Mordy, Tuesday, 5 July 2016 23:13 (seven years ago) link

yeah idk I definitely remember as an early teen friends having that convo and I was like "i'm secretary of partying!!" or "I'd like to be head of the department that gives away cookies"

mh, Tuesday, 5 July 2016 23:58 (seven years ago) link

Fireworks.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 6 July 2016 02:07 (seven years ago) link

they'd be trying to talk you into fireworks launched from drones as a funding loophole

mh, Wednesday, 6 July 2016 02:11 (seven years ago) link

I can't say that I don't care about fireworks because I actively hate them.

rhymes with "blondie blast" (cryptosicko), Wednesday, 6 July 2016 02:17 (seven years ago) link

more like Pokemon No

skateboard of education (rip van wanko), Monday, 11 July 2016 20:24 (seven years ago) link

Nokemon

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 11 July 2016 20:27 (seven years ago) link

thread revives so predictable

brimstead, Monday, 11 July 2016 20:51 (seven years ago) link

https://twitter.com/USMC/status/752602019341361152

mookieproof, Monday, 11 July 2016 20:56 (seven years ago) link

everything reduced to fan service

mh, Monday, 11 July 2016 21:14 (seven years ago) link

"Plagiarism" in political speeches.

socka flocka-jones (man alive), Wednesday, 20 July 2016 15:47 (seven years ago) link

three weeks pass...

your reasons for why watching the olympics is dumb

Mordy, Wednesday, 10 August 2016 00:13 (seven years ago) link

relatedly, how little you care about professional sports

Mordy, Wednesday, 10 August 2016 00:13 (seven years ago) link

seltzer

tokyo rosemary, Thursday, 11 August 2016 06:12 (seven years ago) link

hate the Olympics but really don't want to be that guy talking about how he hates the Olympics so i will mention it here on this ilx thread and feign interest if anyone mentions the Olympics to me irl

ælərdaɪs (jim in vancouver), Friday, 12 August 2016 21:49 (seven years ago) link

Me too

snarkoterrorist (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 12 August 2016 23:34 (seven years ago) link

hating ≠ just not caring about

mookieproof, Friday, 12 August 2016 23:38 (seven years ago) link

Well I do both: I simultaneously just don't care about the games themselves, and hate how they get talked about.

snarkoterrorist (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 12 August 2016 23:42 (seven years ago) link

TRENDING
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nomar, Friday, 12 August 2016 23:46 (seven years ago) link

How many golds Sir Bradley Wiggins has won, couldn't care less is thee got annihilated in a collision with a big fuck-off artic.

calzino, Saturday, 13 August 2016 08:17 (seven years ago) link

is if

calzino, Saturday, 13 August 2016 08:20 (seven years ago) link

hey, he's a skilled sportsman, he has to pump both legs up and down in sequence

Tom Watson in a fedora (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 13 August 2016 09:48 (seven years ago) link

Yeah the worst thing about the olympics is the medal harvesting for one trick ponies

Ive 23 olympic medals

Holy shit what all in?

Swimming

Yeah. Go on?

No just swimming.

Fuck off you boring cant-run cant-jump cant-throw-shit cunt

poor fiddy-less albion (darraghmac), Saturday, 13 August 2016 10:30 (seven years ago) link

must be devastating for u not to be able to tell him to get in the sea

r|t|c, Saturday, 13 August 2016 10:33 (seven years ago) link

Thats another thing, can the preening cunt even handle waves. Doubt it.

poor fiddy-less albion (darraghmac), Saturday, 13 August 2016 10:35 (seven years ago) link

Or sharks. Sharks would make quick work of him I bet.

(Actually FTR, for me, the jingoism is way ridic - national medal count as a proxy for national penis size. Much of which is leftover Cold War stuff.)

(Plus the insipid valorizing of international harmony and coming together and whatnot. Bullshit. They are coming together only to compete, and hopefully to annihilate some other poor schmuck, to demonstrate dominance over him or her. For USA to be #1 someone else needs to be #2 and so on.)

(Please show me instead a huge event where people come together to cooperate, to work together on like maybe feeding some hungry people or building some houses for people without them. I'd get much more teary-eyed over that than somebody's struggle to throw a thing faster than other people can throw it or whatever.)

And here I am being That Guy, and so I need to shut it. Carry on.

snarkoterrorist (Ye Mad Puffin), Saturday, 13 August 2016 12:44 (seven years ago) link

Don't get all the fuss over @TheEllenShow 's tweet abt #UsainBolt? Maybe this will help:

bagging area (map), Wednesday, 17 August 2016 18:28 (seven years ago) link

DJ Khaled. Who is this man. Why he famous

pinkhushpuppies (rip van wanko), Monday, 29 August 2016 23:21 (seven years ago) link

see there, rip? you've already played yourself.

pplains, Monday, 29 August 2016 23:29 (seven years ago) link

The Lena Dunham/Odell Beckham twissue that's making the rounds right now.

the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually (man alive), Sunday, 4 September 2016 01:28 (seven years ago) link

Lena Dunham bragged about grooming and sexually abusing her little sister in her memoir. The fact that she's still in public consciousness is probably more interesting/sadder to me.

larry appleton, Sunday, 4 September 2016 01:33 (seven years ago) link

meh

dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Sunday, 4 September 2016 01:42 (seven years ago) link

my eyes glaze over when i see her name. i don't even know what happened. some kind of thing. i'm almost amazed at myself by how much i don't care.

until the next, delayed, glaciation (map), Sunday, 4 September 2016 01:45 (seven years ago) link

I don't understand why she is so famous and I also don't understand why people care so much about every little annoying and self-involved thing she says.

the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually (man alive), Sunday, 4 September 2016 01:46 (seven years ago) link

It's a culture thing. The people calling these shots are the same sorts-of people who'd rape and murder your family for fun and profit if they could get away with it. Money and power don't exactly attract the most decent people out there. Lena Dunham's one of them, and she's just out there in the open about her contempt for all human life except her own. That's the only explanation I can find.

I imagine people are annoyed because most people find her and what she represents completely reprehensible, yet she's shoved down our throats by decision makers who identify with her shittiness. Then people go along with it because people identify with it too because they're scumbags, or just follow the leader without much thought.

larry appleton, Sunday, 4 September 2016 01:58 (seven years ago) link

idk, maybe. But I also don't really understand the obsession with extracting apologies from her.

the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually (man alive), Sunday, 4 September 2016 02:14 (seven years ago) link

A hope that the world isn't as horrible as it really is?

larry appleton, Sunday, 4 September 2016 02:15 (seven years ago) link

Lena Dunham bragged about grooming and sexually abusing her little sister in her memoir

holy shit, wtf?

I hear from this arsehole again, he's going in the river (James Morrison), Sunday, 4 September 2016 03:59 (seven years ago) link

not the most sympathetic reading of that narrative tbf

Mordy, Sunday, 4 September 2016 04:00 (seven years ago) link

As she grew, I took to bribing her time and affection: one dollar in quarters if I could do her makeup like a "motorcycle chick." Three pieces of candy if I could kiss her on the lips for five seconds. Whatever she wanted to watch on TV if she would just "relax on me." Basically, anything a sexual predator might do to woo a small suburban girl, I was trying. Maybe, I thought, she would be more willing to accept kisses if I wore the face mask my grandmother had for when she did her dialysis. (The answer was no.) What I really wanted, beyond affection, was to feel that she needed me, that she was helpless without her big sister leading her through the world. I took a perverse pleasure in delivering bad news to her—the death of our grandfather, a fire across the street—hoping that her fear would drive her into my arms, would make her trust me.

Then later she talks about manipulating her sister to sleep next to her while she described her sister's sweaty body writhing around her while she masturbated to it. As a regular occurrence. At 17 years old. And she was proud about it. Not to mention all of the other sexual things she described doing to her sister.

As a victim of sexual abuse when I was a kid this is pretty close to how it went down with me. So no, I don't have the most sympathetic reading of this, cuz it's like reading my own life from the eyes of the predator and then seeing people defend it, and the powers that be accept it. And just like her sister, I said "yeah, it was all cool!" Until I got the balls to stand up for myself, which caused a shit storm that I don't blame her sister for not wanting in her life.

People will defend shit like this to the high heavens because it suits their own interests. Throw the tortured bodies overboard, ignore it all, because it satisfies my own need. Then they turn around and talk about love and family and community as the most important things in life right out of the other side of their mouths. Fuck that. Human beings are scum, imo.

larry appleton, Sunday, 4 September 2016 04:40 (seven years ago) link

The Paralympics.

Acting Crazy (Instrumental) (jed_), Sunday, 4 September 2016 17:49 (seven years ago) link

i was more offended by this gem from the interview:

The troubling imagery doubles down later in the interview, when Dunham and Schumer discuss Mayci Breaux and Jillian Johnson, two women who were murdered in a movie theater during a Trainwreck screening. To emphasize the real tragedy of their deaths, Schumer invokes this tired old trope:

And it just so happens that they were two of the sweetest angels who have ever lived, you know? It is never some toothless fucking crackhead who gets killed.

Treeship, Sunday, 4 September 2016 23:56 (seven years ago) link

Wow barf

the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually (man alive), Monday, 5 September 2016 00:30 (seven years ago) link

Dunham is kind of to media what Rubio is to politics, overestimated and beloved by a tiny elite minority, and also much more awful than the veneer suggests.

the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually (man alive), Monday, 5 September 2016 00:32 (seven years ago) link

dunham's whole deal is portraying herself in the worst possible light, like god i'm so awful, i know i know. but then, even reading through that, she's awful.

goole, Tuesday, 6 September 2016 15:53 (seven years ago) link

yeah, I'm all in favor of making light of norms and finding humor in the "whoa, all this crazy fucked-up stuff happens" aspect of life but sometimes you need to realize some stuff genuinely is fucked up and writing about it in that way is not helpful

dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Tuesday, 6 September 2016 15:58 (seven years ago) link

i'm fine with her being the generational celeb face of Clinton's prez campaign; richly deserved

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 6 September 2016 16:01 (seven years ago) link

i'm reaaally skeptical of the 'grooming' charge about her. but past that it's like, you don't get to air out all the weird details (which everyone has!) about someone else's childhood under the guise of being super uncomfortably transparent about your own.

goole, Tuesday, 6 September 2016 16:01 (seven years ago) link

she had said that she only wrote about that stuff with her sister's explicit permission tbf?

soref, Tuesday, 6 September 2016 16:02 (seven years ago) link

alas HRC has been using Cher the most, bcz her old gay donors relate more
xxp

LD takes that 'everything is copy' dictum to yucky heights

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 6 September 2016 16:03 (seven years ago) link

xp

didn't know that. still...

goole, Tuesday, 6 September 2016 16:06 (seven years ago) link

I have a kind of sneaking admiration for unremitting soul-baring but that might be a feeb way of justifying my own darkness as universal

you can't drowned a duck (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 6 September 2016 16:17 (seven years ago) link

xp yeah the Dunham "sexual abuse" stuff I'm a little on the fence about, largely because (1) her sister has publicly said she does not think she was abused and even thought it was "funny" that people claimed as much, or something and (2) I think she is probably employing hyperbole in the book. That said, sort of in line with goole's point, she was clueless and assholish enough to think that employing hyperbole in that context was a great and funny idea, which almost makes me wonder if she is clueless and assholish enough to have actually abused her sister and not recognize it as such.

the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually (man alive), Tuesday, 6 September 2016 16:52 (seven years ago) link

That's some spiral you're in there

poor fiddy-less albion (darraghmac), Tuesday, 6 September 2016 17:00 (seven years ago) link

maybe they're just all mutually-abusive jerks

dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Tuesday, 6 September 2016 17:05 (seven years ago) link

brb sending them ilx invites

dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Tuesday, 6 September 2016 17:05 (seven years ago) link

Feel bad for all you who get Lena Dunham shoved down your throats. All I've ever seen of her is like 90 seconds as the barista in Ti West's "The Innkeepers" and have somehow managed to avoid everything else ever.

a 47-year-old chainsaw artist from South Carolina (Phil D.), Tuesday, 6 September 2016 17:18 (seven years ago) link

That's 90 seconds more than me.

Aw naw, no' Annoni oan an' aw noo (Tom D.), Tuesday, 6 September 2016 17:21 (seven years ago) link

Feel bad for all you who get Lena Dunham shoved down your throats.

Well, it's not like I'm her sister or anything.

pplains, Tuesday, 6 September 2016 17:22 (seven years ago) link

Had to be done.

Aw naw, no' Annoni oan an' aw noo (Tom D.), Tuesday, 6 September 2016 17:25 (seven years ago) link

Had no idea she was in The Innkeepers. But I probably seen it before I was aware of her.

Robert Adam Gilmour, Tuesday, 6 September 2016 17:37 (seven years ago) link

Lena Dunham as Barista. Fairly sure that's not that big a part.

ælərdaɪs (jim in vancouver), Tuesday, 6 September 2016 17:39 (seven years ago) link

i like girls, thought that tiny furniture was meh. had managed, until this thread, to completely ignore the lena dunham and her sister stuff. pretty o_0 for sure

ælərdaɪs (jim in vancouver), Tuesday, 6 September 2016 17:42 (seven years ago) link

girls

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 6 September 2016 17:55 (seven years ago) link

do you not care about the tv series or girls in general

dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Tuesday, 6 September 2016 18:08 (seven years ago) link

I'm guessing his answer is "yes"

the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually (man alive), Tuesday, 6 September 2016 18:08 (seven years ago) link

(1) her sister has publicly said she does not think she was abused and even thought it was "funny" that people claimed as much

I don't think this is great evidence to show her sister wasn't abused. It's one of the most common responses to these situations to say everything was OK, and even adults do it. So to make a decision whether or not Lena did abuse her, this is not something to go on.

It's a murky area, and it all depends on whether or not grooming your underage sister to sexually exploit her, which are admitted facts, counts as sexual abuse. Because this is the standard that's going to be applied to other cases, too.

larry appleton, Tuesday, 6 September 2016 18:25 (seven years ago) link

apple product releases

poorly formed joeks about apple product releases

mookieproof, Wednesday, 7 September 2016 19:16 (seven years ago) link

It's a murky area, and it all depends on whether or not grooming your underage sister to sexually exploit her, which are admitted facts, counts as sexual abuse. Because this is the standard that's going to be applied to other cases, too.

u are deranged nothing written in a memoir - specifically created to "be funny" + sell books - is an "admitted fact", much less the basis for legal standards

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 7 September 2016 19:20 (seven years ago) link

It's not about prosecuting Dunham, but about what people on here, and elsewhere, are accepting as normal. Apparently you and man alive are OK with what Dunham did to her sister, because her sister considered it OK. So as long as a child considers it OK, it's fine to groom and manipulate them so that you can masturbate next to them in bed.

Now that's something I consider deranged.

larry appleton, Wednesday, 7 September 2016 19:43 (seven years ago) link

idk what dunham did to her sister and neither do you

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 7 September 2016 19:44 (seven years ago) link

like omg celebrity whose celebrity is built around being provocative wrote some deliberately provocative shit in her "memoir" as clickbait/joeks/plea for attention. it is not a factual or reliable narrative.

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 7 September 2016 19:46 (seven years ago) link

It's about what standards we're willing to accept in society. People giving a pass on Dunham's stated behavior, even if it's 100% completely untrue, still has a potentially negative effect of normalizing it, which can harm a lot of people.

I know all good aspirational people want to rally behind wealthy and influential people like Dunham, but this is pretty bad.

larry appleton, Wednesday, 7 September 2016 19:51 (seven years ago) link

if lena and her sister are both in general accord on the outline of the story, then it considerably strengthens the presumption that it is broadly correct.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Wednesday, 7 September 2016 19:51 (seven years ago) link

your faith in attention-seeking celebrities is remarkable

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 7 September 2016 19:53 (seven years ago) link

to be clear, I think her writing about it is at heart a bad joke. It isn't funny, it's poorly conceived, and it's attempt to derive humor from childhood sexuality is misplaced and a basically dumb idea.

I do not at all believe that it is a credible account of actual events, there is no way to judge it on that basis.

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 7 September 2016 19:56 (seven years ago) link

I'm not sure I would categorize lena's sister as an attention-seeking celebrity. Does she have an agent?

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Wednesday, 7 September 2016 19:57 (seven years ago) link

She doesnt even have agency according to ppl itt

poor fiddy-less albion (darraghmac), Wednesday, 7 September 2016 19:59 (seven years ago) link

this thread is vile. later guys

reggae mike love (polyphonic), Wednesday, 7 September 2016 20:00 (seven years ago) link

There are two options here:

* Take it as true and hold Dunham to account for her behavior in order to keep the bar of acceptable conduct at a certain level

* Or, Dunham disavows what she wrote in her memoir against social pressure (which has not happened), which she has not done due to the aforementioned, which would discredit anything she says afterwards. So I understand why she hasn't taken this route considering her pattern of outrageously selfish and remorseless behavior, and people like Outis and others giving her a pass on it

Is it any wonder why someone like Trump has become the nominee of one of our major political parties here? The bar for conduct here we're willing to accept has been lowered so far that we're giving people a pass now on sexually exploiting their little sisters. People don't even need to hide that shit anymore because it's now OK.

Dehumanization and exploitation of others is what our social standards are now, and it's not any different between the Trump camp's racism and anti-semitism and Dunham bragging about exploiting her sister. Nor is it much different from corporations exploiting their employees, or state governments leaving children and mothers to die.

It's all basically the same thing: our social ethos of what's acceptable and not acceptable to do to other people. Dunham, Trump, corporate behavior, government behavior that exploits, harms and kills others, are all OK now. It's a strange time we're living in here, and it's sad to watch the bar getting lower and lower.

larry appleton, Wednesday, 7 September 2016 20:03 (seven years ago) link

it is a strange, high horse you ride on

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 7 September 2016 20:05 (seven years ago) link

Yeah, having concern for other human beings, that really shouldn't be considered a "high horse". Yet here we are.

larry appleton, Wednesday, 7 September 2016 20:06 (seven years ago) link

would you like a medal for self-righteousness, I think I have some lying around somewhere

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 7 September 2016 20:07 (seven years ago) link

trump voters and dunham defenders (dunfenders) are different people, motivated by different ideas, and shaped by different forces in the culture. imo.

Treeship, Wednesday, 7 September 2016 20:11 (seven years ago) link

xp No, I've just seen a lot of bad things in this world, and my interest is in seeing as little pain and suffering happen as possible. And it's depressing and frustrating just watching things get worse instead of better and otherwise intelligent and educated people going along with it.

larry appleton, Wednesday, 7 September 2016 20:12 (seven years ago) link

I respect your motivations and question your judgment

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 7 September 2016 20:18 (seven years ago) link

Two whole options!

poor fiddy-less albion (darraghmac), Wednesday, 7 September 2016 20:23 (seven years ago) link

xp If you question my judgment then you must not keep up with what's going on in the world much. Just look at Trump, another example -- his rise is due in large part to a media system that values profit over the long-term well-being (and potentially, survival) of others, and they have the unchecked power to do it.

Extremely selfish behavior that can seriously harm others for personal profit, accepted as normal by society at large. I don't see much difference between that and giving a pass on Dunham's behavior. It's a belief system we have now that's pervaded our lives in the US in all aspects.

These things don't happen in a vacuum.

larry appleton, Wednesday, 7 September 2016 20:24 (seven years ago) link

So it's incredibly worrying not just from the angle of exploiting children for sex, which is deplorable, it also connects to a whole mess of other serious issues, too, in a race to the bottom for human conduct with incredible amounts of wealth and power behind it and a whole train of people following it. That's what especially worries me.

larry appleton, Wednesday, 7 September 2016 20:26 (seven years ago) link

I give up, feel free to continue alternating between handwringing and patting yourself on the back

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 7 September 2016 20:31 (seven years ago) link

i didn't read dunham's book but the excerpt strikes me as being more like a shared gross joke among siblings looking back on their childhood than it does a literal portrayal of what their childhood was really like. i have a hard time imagining a 7-year-old being self-aware enough to have the conscious motives dunham attributes to herself ("i took a perverse pleasure in delivering bad news to her"). i don't find the excerpt funny or anything, but it seems like a real stretch to interpret something in a jokey bs memoir so literally. plus there are plenty of solid other reasons to be annoyed or disgusted by lena dunham.

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Wednesday, 7 September 2016 20:43 (seven years ago) link

she was trying to talk about her emotional dependency on her sister in an "edgy" way and she fucked up and produced a piece of text that was tasteless and disturbing because she isn't that good of a writer

Treeship, Wednesday, 7 September 2016 20:46 (seven years ago) link

^^^

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 7 September 2016 20:48 (seven years ago) link

i don't think people should be hanged for what they did when they were seven years old but i've clearly lived a different life than larry appleton

esempiu (crüt), Wednesday, 7 September 2016 20:59 (seven years ago) link

Wasn't she as old as 17 when she did some of the stuff though?

Robert Adam Gilmour, Wednesday, 7 September 2016 21:04 (seven years ago) link

Larry otm. edgy shitty shit needs to die.

everyone patting themselves on the back for being self-righteously not self-righteous - good work!

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 7 September 2016 21:56 (seven years ago) link

I think Shakey and Tree are probably OTM. She did some weird stuff with her sister that was probably not tantamount to child molestation, and then wrote about it in hyperbolic and, to be sure, tasteless and insufficiently self-aware terms in a failed attempt to be funny and cool. It does seem gross, but it's not the equivalent of confessing to molestation. Similarly, with the Odell Beckham thing, I really don't think she was "oversexualizing black men" or whatever people are drawing from this, I think she was just making a failed joke and being narcissistic. And, as always, she was being narcissistic in that aware but not aware enough way, and it was kind of annoying, but god fucking damnit the whole point of this was supposed to be not caring!

the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually (man alive), Wednesday, 7 September 2016 21:58 (seven years ago) link

to repeat, I have no idea what she did to her sister and neither does anyone else because the only evidence of the events in question is a narrative from a notoriously unreliable narrator, whose goal was not to divulge the truth of what happened, but to write a "funny" story that would get people's attention. and guess what mission accomplished, congratulations everybody!

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 7 September 2016 22:05 (seven years ago) link

congratulations

until the next, delayed, glaciation (map), Wednesday, 7 September 2016 22:08 (seven years ago) link

fabric closing

until the next, delayed, glaciation (map), Wednesday, 7 September 2016 23:47 (seven years ago) link

people on the internet talking about lena dunham.

scott seward, Thursday, 8 September 2016 00:39 (seven years ago) link

So wait what didn't you guys care about?

schwantz, Thursday, 8 September 2016 01:01 (seven years ago) link

the GDP of Moldavia

pinkhushpuppies (rip van wanko), Thursday, 8 September 2016 01:06 (seven years ago) link

i don't care about this thread. what a waste of time.

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 8 September 2016 02:03 (seven years ago) link

headphone jacks

Brad C., Thursday, 8 September 2016 02:05 (seven years ago) link

more like headphone jackoff amirite

some people call me Maurice Chevalier (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 8 September 2016 12:25 (seven years ago) link

music releases by ageing goths

calzino, Friday, 9 September 2016 14:21 (seven years ago) link

I'm very interested in what they're doing now, provided I liked their music from the 80s and 90s.

Robert Adam Gilmour, Friday, 9 September 2016 14:43 (seven years ago) link

I care quite a lot about headphone jacks.

the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually (man alive), Friday, 9 September 2016 14:45 (seven years ago) link

I'd Rather Mac, Than Headphone Jack

how's life, Friday, 9 September 2016 14:54 (seven years ago) link

checks back to see when this thread turned into "defending stuff other people don't care about", realises I was the first offender with an impassioned defence of giraffes

you can't drowned a duck (Noodle Vague), Friday, 9 September 2016 14:56 (seven years ago) link

Aging goths: Just found out last night that comics writer Steve Niles married Monica Richards from Faith And The Muse, he even plays on her newer stuff (he used to be in punk bands)

Robert Adam Gilmour, Friday, 9 September 2016 14:59 (seven years ago) link

(xp) There are disgusting savages who don't care about giraffes?

Bottlerockey (Tom D.), Friday, 9 September 2016 15:05 (seven years ago) link

c'mon, what do they actually bring to Flamingoland?

joking obv.

calzino, Friday, 9 September 2016 15:09 (seven years ago) link

I heard about a furore in Denmark concerning a giraffe but it hasn't affected my level of caring about them, which remains medium.

Tim, Friday, 9 September 2016 15:21 (seven years ago) link

But why do I suddenly keep noticing people caring about giraffes?

Tim, Friday, 9 September 2016 16:02 (seven years ago) link

And on this thread, of all places?

Tim, Friday, 9 September 2016 16:02 (seven years ago) link

Giraffes are in the news right now due to some species classification arcana

http://www.nytimes.com/2016/09/09/science/a-quadruple-take-on-the-giraffe-its-four-species-not-one.html?_r=0

there is water at the bottom of the ocean (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 9 September 2016 16:34 (seven years ago) link

giraffes are disgusting savages.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rsrFDvz6ftw

scott seward, Friday, 9 September 2016 16:45 (seven years ago) link

German giraffes

you can't drowned a duck (Noodle Vague), Friday, 9 September 2016 16:46 (seven years ago) link

#notallgiraffes

Le Bateau Ivre, Friday, 9 September 2016 16:49 (seven years ago) link

You're making it worse.

Tim, Friday, 9 September 2016 16:49 (seven years ago) link

I just don't care about it tbh

Le Bateau Ivre, Friday, 9 September 2016 16:50 (seven years ago) link

Major giraffe gaffe, dude.

Our Meals Are Hot And Fresh! (Old Lunch), Friday, 9 September 2016 16:51 (seven years ago) link

Is the Danish giraffe farrago another autopsy or another feeding to the lions?

koogs, Saturday, 10 September 2016 22:16 (seven years ago) link

(I might mean furore rather than farrago)

koogs, Saturday, 10 September 2016 22:19 (seven years ago) link

torn between caring about everything and thinking nothing matters

Treeship, Saturday, 10 September 2016 22:37 (seven years ago) link

don't care about achieving precise electric blues vibrati

brimstead, Saturday, 10 September 2016 22:50 (seven years ago) link

Just the same lion feeding, koogs, I hadn't heard about it until last week.

Tim, Saturday, 10 September 2016 23:28 (seven years ago) link

cats and dogs

marcos, Monday, 19 September 2016 15:07 (seven years ago) link

your pets

marcos, Monday, 19 September 2016 15:07 (seven years ago) link

i work in a profession in which it is totally acceptable to talk about goddman cats all the time, like if you are a librarian and you don't like cats you a weirdo

marcos, Monday, 19 September 2016 15:10 (seven years ago) link

yeah i feel that.

savvinesslessness (map), Monday, 19 September 2016 16:58 (seven years ago) link

cats don't like librarians though

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 19 September 2016 17:07 (seven years ago) link

i see this shit poster everywhere, did you guys know this show is based on the life of Dr Phil? it apparently stars this guy who was on NCIS who's a fan favorite and yet i've never heard of him before?

http://seriestv.biz/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/Bull-season-1-tv-CBS-poster.jpg

nomar, Wednesday, 21 September 2016 21:10 (seven years ago) link

Keith Richards

koogs, Friday, 23 September 2016 20:20 (seven years ago) link

oh yeah bbc4, lets schedule a whole evening for some old worthless self indulgent narcissist cunt who stinks of piss, again.

calzino, Friday, 23 September 2016 23:04 (seven years ago) link

Who's that?

Robert Adam Gilmour, Friday, 23 September 2016 23:08 (seven years ago) link

idk, I don't care about them

calzino, Friday, 23 September 2016 23:14 (seven years ago) link

Not an evening, a weekend.

I like a lot of his choices but I caught 2 minutes of the rambling autobiographical thing and just thought of the mumbling bloke from the Fast Show.

koogs, Saturday, 24 September 2016 03:02 (seven years ago) link

craft beer

Wimmels, Saturday, 24 September 2016 19:32 (seven years ago) link

two weeks pass...

bob dylan and the nobel prize

The times they are a changing, perhaps (map), Friday, 14 October 2016 21:20 (seven years ago) link

oh there is an archivist i follow(ed) on twitter who started a tweet thread yesterday about what to do with empty file folders / directories when processing born-digital stuff, leave or delete. i replied with "literally no one but the archivist gives a shit, make a decision and move on" and he was like "how thoughtful" but i mean come on, it's a really good thing to actively not give a shit about some things imo, even in your special snowflake professional identity, it can make you so much more connected and productive, i mean just my pov.

The times they are a changing, perhaps (map), Friday, 14 October 2016 21:26 (seven years ago) link

I can't stand the fucker tbh. So it seems appropriate him getting a discredited honour that usually goes to bullshit merchants or f/t genociders.

calzino, Friday, 14 October 2016 22:20 (seven years ago) link

The continued funniness/non-funniness of Saturday Night Live. "SNL isn't funny anymore" is among the most clichéd things to say.

Almost everyone agrees that it isn't funny anymore; I know this people have been saying this my entire adult life. And yet it remains on the air somehow. 50somethings often think it was better in the 70s. 40somethings often think it was better in the 80s. 30somethings often think it was better in the 90s.

I'll bet if you were to ask a 2-year-old, she'd say it was funnier last season. Heck, at this point a 2-week-old baby would probably say "last week was so much better. Time to retire this lame unfunny show, which has so clearly jumped the shark."

It's rare to hear the viewpoint that as a live show with an ensemble cast, it is uneven by its nature. Some things will work and some things won't. Like other shows, it has good bits and bad bits; no need to get all pastopian about it.

go get your winebox (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 17 October 2016 03:48 (seven years ago) link

The best way to avoid that whole tedious debate is to just concede that SCTV was and remains funnier than SNL ever was.

rhymes with "blondie blast" (cryptosicko), Monday, 17 October 2016 03:54 (seven years ago) link

I've always considered that stance to be challopian I could be wrong

one of my best friends is white (rip van wanko), Monday, 17 October 2016 04:12 (seven years ago) link

it's spelled "canadian"

difficult listening hour, Monday, 17 October 2016 06:38 (seven years ago) link

self-driving cars

marcos, Thursday, 20 October 2016 18:16 (seven years ago) link

Artistic statements about what it means to be human or what it means to be British (or wherever you're from).

Robert Adam Gilmour, Thursday, 20 October 2016 18:23 (seven years ago) link

uranus

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 20 October 2016 22:06 (seven years ago) link

Things sold as "an exploration of what it means to be human" unless they really are prepared to think about human life in any possible way it could exist.

― Robert Adam Gilmour, Saturday, 18 June 2016 12:38

Artistic statements about what it means to be human or what it means to be British (or wherever you're from).

― Robert Adam Gilmour, Thursday, 20 October 2016 19:23

I thought I might be repeating myself. I actually don't know if anyone describes their work this way anymore. I must have heard it so many times in BBC arts coverage and anything approaching middlebrow arts coverage. Maybe it was critics more than creators.
There's nothing inherently wrong with explorations of these things, but I think most people just want to be seen making an important statement. Also when a terrible major event happens and loads of artists are scrambling to make some definitive statement about it.

Can any of you guys think of brilliant explorations of what it means to be human? Could you make a list? I can't think of anything.

Sometimes someone will say every artwork is about the human condition. But why would you describe your work that way if that's what everyone does automatically?

Similar thing: writers saying "my fantasies are metaphors for really fucking relevant stuff that goes on in the real world" but then saying fantasy is always a metaphor for the real world.

Noodle Vague made me feel insecure so I wanted to clarify. Hoho.

Robert Adam Gilmour, Friday, 21 October 2016 13:32 (seven years ago) link

I shd stop being mean. it's a weird peev tho? ignoring a certain kind of art-speak I get but the field is too vast to single out tabloid banalities imo.

nom de grrrrr (Noodle Vague), Friday, 21 October 2016 13:36 (seven years ago) link

I mean, I don't take the notion of what any piece of art is "about" very seriously, but that kind of meta-commentary is just part and parcel of a business game that isn't really played out for the public's benefit. both that and the "everything is a metaphor" line are intentional fallacies. everything is a metaphor because metaphorical jouissance doesn't reside in the author

nom de grrrrr (Noodle Vague), Friday, 21 October 2016 13:40 (seven years ago) link

Can any of you guys think of brilliant explorations of what it means to be human?

My list would start with Pasolini's Saló, but I'm not too high on humanity these days.

Don Van Gorp, midwest regional VP, marketing (誤訳侮辱), Friday, 21 October 2016 13:41 (seven years ago) link

Artistic statements about what it means to be human or what it means to be British

You should probably avoid the Kinks.

Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Friday, 21 October 2016 13:41 (seven years ago) link

there's thousands, millions, of good explorations of what it's like to be a human

nom de grrrrr (Noodle Vague), Friday, 21 October 2016 13:43 (seven years ago) link

fat ronaldo one on one

the kids are alt right (darraghmac), Friday, 21 October 2016 13:51 (seven years ago) link

The job titles of people who write music reviews

Foster Twelvetrees (Ward Fowler), Friday, 21 October 2016 13:55 (seven years ago) link

sometimes i detest artspeak. i understand the need for an artist to be able to speak in the culture of the art world and present themselves in that context, and especially in the context of art history, but artist statements on the whole tend to be vague platitudes and empty/trend-hoppy branding. like if you got an MBA you would be going on about Leadership and Entrepreneurship in much the same way as What It Means to Be Human. in the end you are just selling yourself as an authority on these topics.

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 21 October 2016 14:06 (seven years ago) link

Some of them say it like they really mean it though.

"What it means to be human" just sounds so all-encompassing to me, so most things described that way end up seeming underwhelming and too narrow a slice of human experience and possibility.

Robert Adam Gilmour, Friday, 21 October 2016 14:21 (seven years ago) link

My next installation will explore what it means to be marmoset.

wingless yurp (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 21 October 2016 14:48 (seven years ago) link

i already know what it means to be a human. boring. more art about what it means to be a cat, a rock, a cloud, etc.

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 21 October 2016 14:50 (seven years ago) link

I was thinking about Nagel. Impressed so many people have a firm grip on their own experience of humanity

nom de grrrrr (Noodle Vague), Friday, 21 October 2016 15:43 (seven years ago) link

Stranger Things

Hadrian VIII, Saturday, 22 October 2016 20:27 (seven years ago) link

Nostalgia for style

Hadrian VIII, Saturday, 22 October 2016 20:28 (seven years ago) link

Heathrow expansion, or not.

Millions of species Faye Dunaway (Tom D.), Tuesday, 25 October 2016 17:57 (seven years ago) link

How people behave when they're stoned

ultros ultros-ghali, Tuesday, 25 October 2016 18:03 (seven years ago) link

Westworld, Luke Cage, Black Mirror, new Star Wars movie

Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, 25 October 2016 18:05 (seven years ago) link

Cosines all round

nom de grrrrr (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 25 October 2016 18:14 (seven years ago) link

steve bartman
any of this cubs lore bullshit

brimstead, Tuesday, 25 October 2016 21:02 (seven years ago) link

baseball

The times they are a changing, perhaps (map), Tuesday, 25 October 2016 21:04 (seven years ago) link

the fact that Stig Abell used to edit the Sun but now posts liberal bromides on twitter, and the extent to which this makes him a hypocrite

soref, Tuesday, 8 November 2016 18:58 (seven years ago) link

seriously, sometimes it feels like half of my twitter feed is screenshots of Stig Abell tweets counterpointed by pictures of old Sun front pages

soref, Tuesday, 8 November 2016 19:00 (seven years ago) link

England v Scotland

nashwan, Tuesday, 8 November 2016 20:56 (seven years ago) link

two bald men fighting over a comb

harold melvin and the bluetones (jim in vancouver), Tuesday, 8 November 2016 21:05 (seven years ago) link

One considerably balder than the other.

The Doug Walters of Crime (Tom D.), Tuesday, 8 November 2016 21:13 (seven years ago) link

just checking listings there and on the basic cable package i have san marino v germany is being shown, with england v scotland on a channel you have to pay extra for lol. so now i really, really don't care.

harold melvin and the bluetones (jim in vancouver), Tuesday, 8 November 2016 21:15 (seven years ago) link

When someone cannot believe you haven't seen a movie. How much media can one consume?

Ross, Tuesday, 8 November 2016 21:29 (seven years ago) link

pears

mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Tuesday, 8 November 2016 23:10 (seven years ago) link

otm

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 8 November 2016 23:16 (seven years ago) link

I can't remember the last time I had a good apple but good pears are easier to find.

Robert Adam Gilmour, Tuesday, 8 November 2016 23:18 (seven years ago) link

Isn't there an Eddie Izzard bit about that?

When someone cannot believe you haven't seen a movie. How much media can one consume?

Otm

Oklahoma Nighttoad (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 8 November 2016 23:20 (seven years ago) link

pears > bananas

mookieproof, Tuesday, 8 November 2016 23:22 (seven years ago) link

good pear vs good apple isn't rly even close tbh but it is hard to get good pears

the kids are alt right (darraghmac), Tuesday, 8 November 2016 23:27 (seven years ago) link

pears are bullshit

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 8 November 2016 23:30 (seven years ago) link

even a "good " pear makes me think "baby food"

mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Tuesday, 8 November 2016 23:31 (seven years ago) link

don't really care for raw bananas either

mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Tuesday, 8 November 2016 23:32 (seven years ago) link

im not gonna talk down to anyone here because i love u all and bathe in your grace etc but cmere how can we be sure and i mean really sure that you know what a 'good' pear is if you dont like pears im only just askin now

the kids are alt right (darraghmac), Tuesday, 8 November 2016 23:35 (seven years ago) link

pears > bananas

anything > bananas

The Doug Walters of Crime (Tom D.), Tuesday, 8 November 2016 23:57 (seven years ago) link

Bananas are great, pears are great, eat some fruit!

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Wednesday, 9 November 2016 00:30 (seven years ago) link

bcz pear livers are always "oh u have to taste this amazing pear" and i am always tasting cloying soft nonsense

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 9 November 2016 01:39 (seven years ago) link

lovers

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 9 November 2016 01:39 (seven years ago) link

crunchy pears > soft pears

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Wednesday, 9 November 2016 01:43 (seven years ago) link

Beyonce+Jay Z, Angelina+Brad and so on

JacobSanders, Wednesday, 9 November 2016 01:45 (seven years ago) link

Cooking with pears can be nice

JacobSanders, Wednesday, 9 November 2016 01:46 (seven years ago) link

christ what the hell. literally every fruit is amazing.

The times they are a changing, perhaps (map), Wednesday, 9 November 2016 02:22 (seven years ago) link

us elections

donut, Wednesday, 9 November 2016 05:48 (seven years ago) link

https://s3.amazonaws.com/sandkkd/KKD16033_Voted_TW_1024x512_Flag_F.gif

brimstead, Wednesday, 9 November 2016 05:56 (seven years ago) link

edgelord

clouds, Wednesday, 9 November 2016 05:56 (seven years ago) link

John Lewis Christmas adverts. And anybody who does.

"Stop researching my life" (Ste), Thursday, 10 November 2016 16:00 (seven years ago) link

Apparently, Leonard Cohen. Not in a "please stop talking about this thing that bores/angers me" way, but I realize he's was a huge blind spot in my musical knowledge for whatever reason. I knew Everybody Knows and Hallelujah but as covers; when I hear his name I get "Pennyroyal Tea" stuck in my head more than anything actually related to him.

joygoat, Friday, 11 November 2016 17:17 (seven years ago) link

his stuff was great. you should listen to it. start with the old stuff. Songs of Leonard Cohen. Songs From A Room. Songs Of Love And Hate. New Skin For The Old Ceremony.

scott seward, Friday, 11 November 2016 17:23 (seven years ago) link

if u like Nirvana u will love Cohen

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 11 November 2016 17:32 (seven years ago) link

I don't know if this is the week to start listening to Leonard Cohen though.

pplains, Friday, 11 November 2016 17:50 (seven years ago) link

sure it is

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Friday, 11 November 2016 17:51 (seven years ago) link

seems like the perfect week for "First We Take Manhattan" tbh

more fun than an Acclaimed Music poll (Noodle Vague), Friday, 11 November 2016 18:00 (seven years ago) link

Irvine Welsh, his books, movie adaptations or taste in music etc

calzino, Saturday, 12 November 2016 00:52 (seven years ago) link

Blue Peter, unless one of the dogs was going nuts at a guest

Wizardora

Tot's Tv

Just William

No Sweat

Sharkie And George

Danger Mouse (the cartoon)

Mr Ben

The Demon Headmaster

That bloody music school show with the audience laughter of children

Most of the kids books in the school libraries when I was at school

Action Man

James Bond

Cars

Car museums

Models of cars

Magazines about cars

Television shows about cars

Knightrider

War plane models

Jim Davidson's Big Break

The Generation Game

Deal Or No Deal

Philip Schofield talking about the genius of some tv show he was on decades ago

Strictly Come Dancing and anything where the audience claps in moronic brit primetime rhythm

Playing tag

Caramel biscuits

Werther's Originals

Peanut butter

Mint flavour

Whatever the fuck X-Men are doing now

Everything in the vein of Crisis On Infinite Earths and Marvel's Civil War

The Punisher

Blackhawk

Stratzynski updating Dr Strange for a post-Matrix audience and even referring to Stephen Strange as "the one"

Writers saying we're going to find out what makes Batman or Spiderman tick, as if we didn't already know

The existential crisis of alternative comix artists who desperately want to be genuinely unselfconsciously eccentric yet cannot resist huge doses of irony and selfawareness that winks at the audience and says "how kooky and eccentric!"
Although I am curious about how they dealt with the backlash on "hipsters" and twee indie aesthetics because I wasn't around to see that phase in full swing.

Playboy magazine from the 80s onward

Porn where the narrative ends with a blowjob and no touching of the rest of the body. What kind of asshole only wants a blowjob and nothing else?

Porn with car drivers getting blowjobs while driving, even worse if they're talking on a phone and looking smug and selfcongratulatory about it

Porn with nauseating cultural references

Japanese porn where the male protagonist is a screaming nervous wreck

Yawnsome pinup humour

Cliched pinup art. How can anyone stay interested in a whole book of Gil Elvgren?

Horror fans attempts to make Lucio Fulci films seem like masterpieces rather than generally boring films with a few really good scenes.

Unfortunately it seems Sofia Boutella won't be in a film I care about any time soon. I hope that changes.

I'm really tired, my tact isn't in full force and I hope none of this is too mean

Robert Adam Gilmour, Saturday, 12 November 2016 03:23 (seven years ago) link

these seem like things you dislike

mookieproof, Saturday, 12 November 2016 03:30 (seven years ago) link

I was mostly trying to think of things that bored the shit out of me and made me feel like "please just take it away, I'm so tired and can't take it anymore".
But somehow being tired right now made me think it was "things you can't be bothered with" despite my familiarity with this thread.

I haven't seen any Sofia Boutella films though.

Robert Adam Gilmour, Saturday, 12 November 2016 03:47 (seven years ago) link

these seem like things you dislike

like 75% of this terrible thread

did we ever get wizz sorted (wins), Saturday, 12 November 2016 07:47 (seven years ago) link

that RAG post is like some wonderful autobiography where the passage of someone's life is communicated indirectly

soref, Saturday, 12 November 2016 12:22 (seven years ago) link

Twitter

JacobSanders, Saturday, 12 November 2016 12:40 (seven years ago) link

its been done

the kids are alt right (darraghmac), Saturday, 12 November 2016 17:45 (seven years ago) link

Japanese porn where the male protagonist is a screaming nervous wreck

dude this sounds dope

goole, Monday, 14 November 2016 17:07 (seven years ago) link

it's really quite simple. i don't care about the kardashians. never had any interest in their t.v. show or twitter or controversies or hijinx. don't even know all their names. don't dislike them. don't hate them. don't think about them at all unless i see a picture of one of them on the internet.

see, that's how this thread works.

scott seward, Monday, 14 November 2016 18:29 (seven years ago) link

dude this sounds dope

― goole, Monday, 14 November 2016 17:07

Screaming might be an exaggeration but I find it really annoying. You get it in anime a bit too often, a generic guy freaking out or whimpering around hot girls.

Robert Adam Gilmour, Monday, 14 November 2016 18:55 (seven years ago) link

But, like, is the neverending presence and discussion of Japanese porn where the male protagonist is a screaming nervous wreck causing you frustration? Did I miss Japanese porn where the male POLLtagonist is a screaming nervous wreck, 204 new answers?

JoeStork, Monday, 14 November 2016 19:01 (seven years ago) link

Character in Sion Sono's Love And Peace was kind of like this but I quite liked the film.

Robert Adam Gilmour, Monday, 14 November 2016 19:19 (seven years ago) link

Panel shows stuffed full of comedians who've been told it'll be great for their careers by their agents.

The Doug Walters of Crime (Tom D.), Tuesday, 15 November 2016 19:24 (seven years ago) link

Are you saying you don't like comedy panel shows or you just want to see them full of comedians doing it for the love of the comedy panel show?

Robert Adam Gilmour, Tuesday, 15 November 2016 19:55 (seven years ago) link

Nate Silver

rip van wanko, Tuesday, 15 November 2016 19:55 (seven years ago) link

Are you saying you don't like comedy panel shows

I understood Tom to be saying he didn't care about them. (see thread title for details)

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Tuesday, 15 November 2016 19:58 (seven years ago) link

None of us are fooling anyone, we all care too much about all this stuff. We're not talking about the dress code of offices we'll never go to, Lembit Opik's taste in shoe laces or the remastering of old soap operas.

Robert Adam Gilmour, Tuesday, 15 November 2016 20:36 (seven years ago) link

just don't care = tired of hearing about

now lets move on

brimstead, Tuesday, 15 November 2016 20:41 (seven years ago) link

I get tired of hearing about some things I love or think are important.

Robert Adam Gilmour, Tuesday, 15 November 2016 20:47 (seven years ago) link

just don't care can also = stuff you hear about a lot that you have no interest in

scott seward, Tuesday, 15 November 2016 22:48 (seven years ago) link

you know, zeitgeist-y stuff.

scott seward, Tuesday, 15 November 2016 22:49 (seven years ago) link

jeez, why pick on poor old danger mouse?

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Tuesday, 15 November 2016 23:35 (seven years ago) link

Sorry, I always thought it was really dull.

Robert Adam Gilmour, Wednesday, 16 November 2016 00:25 (seven years ago) link

Are you saying you don't like comedy panel shows or you just want to see them full of comedians doing it for the love of the comedy panel show?

Prompted by the fact that 90% of the Rolling UK Comedy Thread is now about panel shows. Can't really get behind that development tbh.

The Doug Walters of Crime (Tom D.), Wednesday, 16 November 2016 00:57 (seven years ago) link

The new Miranda Lambert album

*ducks, hides*

rhymes with "blondie blast" (cryptosicko), Tuesday, 22 November 2016 14:19 (seven years ago) link

Movie-Movie: The Movie

Robert Adam Gilmour, Tuesday, 22 November 2016 14:35 (seven years ago) link

But it's the cream of the silver screen!

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/7b/Moviemovie.jpg

jmm, Tuesday, 22 November 2016 15:42 (seven years ago) link

Never heard of that, is it any good?

Robert Adam Gilmour, Tuesday, 22 November 2016 16:56 (seven years ago) link

Hamilton really is the perfect example of something i don't care about. I didn't even know what it was until long after it was a thing. Not having cable television can really be a blessing. Thus, I'm not sick of it. Don't hate it. Just don't care.

scott seward, Tuesday, 22 November 2016 17:49 (seven years ago) link

i saw Movie Movie twice, like in 1978 and 2008. George C Scott v funny in two of the episodes. Lightweight spoof of '30s films.

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 22 November 2016 17:52 (seven years ago) link

The new Miranda Lambert album

Seconded, and expanded to modern country music in general (Dwight Yoakam excepted).

Don Van Gorp, midwest regional VP, marketing (誤訳侮辱), Tuesday, 22 November 2016 18:02 (seven years ago) link

i just don't care about these genre-spanning end-of-year lists of albums out by magazines/websites. lists by individuals are ok, i sort of care about those.

a but (brimstead), Tuesday, 22 November 2016 18:20 (seven years ago) link

Kanye West, duh.

The Doug Walters of Crime (Tom D.), Tuesday, 22 November 2016 18:22 (seven years ago) link

Farage as UK ambassador to the US. In the sense that's it's a non-story.

The Doug Walters of Crime (Tom D.), Tuesday, 22 November 2016 18:24 (seven years ago) link

i just don't care about these genre-spanning end-of-year lists of albums out by magazines/websites. lists by individuals are ok, i sort of care about those.

― a but (brimstead)

whew

xiphoid beetlebum (rushomancy), Tuesday, 22 November 2016 18:28 (seven years ago) link

"croissant-munching, latte-sipping": instances of misconceived media-class self-loathing ITT [Started by mark s in November 2016, last updated eight minutes ago by xyzzzz__ on I Love Everything] 165 new answers

The times they are a changing, perhaps (map), Tuesday, 29 November 2016 22:54 (seven years ago) link

i'm sure it's a nice place full of nice people i say as i drive past the exit

The times they are a changing, perhaps (map), Tuesday, 29 November 2016 22:56 (seven years ago) link

Shakespears Sister

Lennon, Elvis, Hendrix etc (dog latin), Wednesday, 30 November 2016 00:03 (seven years ago) link

Gilmore Girls

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 30 November 2016 00:06 (seven years ago) link

The new Miranda Lambert album

Seconded, and expanded to modern country music in general (Dwight Yoakam excepted).

― Don Van Gorp, midwest regional VP, marketing (誤訳侮辱),

A position I don't get because Lambert is most like the traditionalists you revere.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 30 November 2016 00:07 (seven years ago) link

I've been dipping into country off and on for 30 years. In that time, I've found fewer than 10 artists whose work I like on any kind of consistent basis (meaning, something more than "OK, that song wasn't awful"). There's no way Lambert's gonna make it into the rotation. So I shrug and move on.

Don Van Gorp, midwest regional VP, marketing (誤訳侮辱), Wednesday, 30 November 2016 00:17 (seven years ago) link

Movie-Movie: The Videogame with all it's state of the art poignant cut scenes showing us what it means to be human. The emotional storytelling! A sure sign of the maturity of videogames is when they look like cheesy shitty movies.

Robert Adam Gilmour, Saturday, 10 December 2016 22:07 (seven years ago) link

kanye meeting with trump

I've read Ta-nehisi Coates. (marcos), Tuesday, 13 December 2016 15:02 (seven years ago) link

ta nahesi coates

loudmouth darraghmac ween (darraghmac), Tuesday, 13 December 2016 17:41 (seven years ago) link

phone autoincorrect, i didnt misspell his name as a diss or anything

loudmouth darraghmac ween (darraghmac), Tuesday, 13 December 2016 17:41 (seven years ago) link

Movie-Movie: The Movie
Movie-Movie: The Videogame
Movie-Movie: The Novel
Movie-Movie: The Movie Based On Movie-Movie: The Novel (people will take smug and perverse pleasure in saying the movie is better than the book)
Movie-Movie: The Novelisation (nobody read it)

Robert Adam Gilmour, Tuesday, 20 December 2016 16:22 (seven years ago) link

fox hunting

soref, Monday, 26 December 2016 12:46 (seven years ago) link

micro-aggressions

Van Horn Street, Monday, 26 December 2016 21:43 (seven years ago) link

george michael

marcos, Tuesday, 27 December 2016 01:12 (seven years ago) link

social norms

surm, Tuesday, 27 December 2016 17:08 (seven years ago) link

new hardman mid life crisis marcos persona

r|t|c, Tuesday, 27 December 2016 17:11 (seven years ago) link

Hamilton

surm, Tuesday, 27 December 2016 23:34 (seven years ago) link

Taylor Mac

surm, Tuesday, 27 December 2016 23:35 (seven years ago) link

Star Wars

Iago Galdston, Wednesday, 28 December 2016 01:04 (seven years ago) link

**boioioioioioioing**

a but (brimstead), Wednesday, 28 December 2016 01:07 (seven years ago) link

Antisocial norms

loudmouth darraghmac ween (darraghmac), Wednesday, 28 December 2016 02:00 (seven years ago) link

^ Good one!

I don't care about what another celebrity/thinker has to say about Trump

Everything Moves Towards The Sun (Ross), Friday, 30 December 2016 01:11 (seven years ago) link

I don't care if my rugs don't match

a but (brimstead), Friday, 30 December 2016 01:22 (seven years ago) link

me neither

marcos, Friday, 30 December 2016 01:32 (seven years ago) link

match the. . . curtains?

mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Friday, 30 December 2016 01:35 (seven years ago) link

Curtains match the drapes?

Jeff, Friday, 30 December 2016 02:39 (seven years ago) link

Podcasts

Lauren Schumer Donor (Phil D.), Friday, 30 December 2016 02:41 (seven years ago) link

do your curtains match your podcasts

The beaver is not the bad guy (El Tomboto), Friday, 30 December 2016 02:44 (seven years ago) link

which nauseating tossers will be receiving new year's honours. Nuff respect to Professor Phil Scraton tho.

calzino, Friday, 30 December 2016 22:34 (seven years ago) link

Julien Baker

calstars, Saturday, 31 December 2016 00:39 (seven years ago) link

one month passes...

Melissa McCarthy as Sean Spicer

some sad trombone Twilight Zone shit (cryptosicko), Friday, 17 February 2017 18:20 (seven years ago) link

i just think about how much more amazing Mad T.V. would have been at the Trump stuff. Will Sasso as Trump. Alex Borstein would have been a way better Spicer.

scott seward, Friday, 17 February 2017 18:29 (seven years ago) link

SNL generallly

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 17 February 2017 18:31 (seven years ago) link

I care about it inasmuch as I hope 30 Rock burns to the ground

a serious and fascinating fartist (Simon H.), Friday, 17 February 2017 18:32 (seven years ago) link

i still don't care about bands reuniting. someone was excited today on facebook about some band today. can't think of a single band i would care about reuniting. let it die. that's my motto. though if you are destitute, well, i do get that reasoning. that's fine. sometimes its hard to find a job.

don't care about t.v. shows coming back either. enjoyed the gilmore girls one but would have lived a fine life without it. zero interest in nu-twin peaks.

scott seward, Friday, 17 February 2017 18:51 (seven years ago) link

Don't care about SNL in general, but people keep trying to force that (unfunny, from what I've seen) skit in particular on me.

some sad trombone Twilight Zone shit (cryptosicko), Friday, 17 February 2017 18:51 (seven years ago) link

and i do get the whole: oh man i made two dollars with my punk/indie band 30 years ago and now everyone is ripping off my old sound and making money and talking about how great i was. it would be kinda excruciating. so, i get it. i just don't care.

scott seward, Friday, 17 February 2017 18:53 (seven years ago) link

living forever

Οὖτις, Friday, 17 February 2017 18:56 (seven years ago) link

they just never go far enough on snl. it's always a little safe and clean and yet poorly written. and then goes on too long. they never want comedy to be TOO messy. but, you know, whatever. worth watching for someone as funny as will farrell or amy poehler.

scott seward, Friday, 17 February 2017 18:59 (seven years ago) link

i still don't care about bands reuniting. someone was excited today on facebook about some band today. can't think of a single band i would care about reuniting. let it die.

yup

marcos, Friday, 17 February 2017 19:00 (seven years ago) link

living forever

― Οὖτις, Friday, February 17, 2017 1:56 PM (four minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

life is much better when you accept that it is finite. im grateful that it is

marcos, Friday, 17 February 2017 19:01 (seven years ago) link

Scott, there's no reunion you've enjoyed?

To me that anti-reunion rule makes no sense. Sure most bands will have lost their magic but some bands just can't continue for different reasons but still have plenty of juice left.
American Music Club, Comus, Lush and live Pixies with Kim Deal were all plenty good and justify it despite there being so many underwhelming reunions.
I'm worried about the new Slowdive album but they're discography was hardly perfect to begin with.

Robert Adam Gilmour, Friday, 17 February 2017 19:15 (seven years ago) link

when i lived in philly years ago i went and saw the pretty things and i really enjoyed that just because i think i would enjoy almost anyone playing those songs well? it was fun. could have lived without it. i really enjoyed seeing the chameleons in philly. they played at a bar and they sounded pretty much exactly how they sounded in the 80's and i loved every minute of it. but, again, i would have been fine with the records. i'm that kind of listener though. an alone in my room/home/etc. listener. i've seen a ton of amazing live music in my life but i am still primarily a solitary music lover.

scott seward, Friday, 17 February 2017 19:27 (seven years ago) link

in the mid-80's i did actually get kinda excited to see the adolescents - my first reunion show! - and they were cool but i was so bummed out that nobody else at the show cared. i think i might have been the only person there who was excited to see them. everyone was waiting for whatever straightedge band was headlining.

scott seward, Friday, 17 February 2017 19:29 (seven years ago) link

the youtube clips of slowdive's first reunion thing looked cool. they sounded exactly like slowdive. i do get that there are lots of people who have never seen these bands live and that this is their chance. i was a huge swans fan and didn't really care about seeing him/them again. it felt kinda cathartic to see them on the swans are dead tour! shoulda stayed dead. never went and saw black sabbath either. my favorite rock band!

scott seward, Friday, 17 February 2017 19:34 (seven years ago) link

i'm a weirdo though. for people who just like live music it makes perfect sense to go see all these people.

scott seward, Friday, 17 February 2017 19:35 (seven years ago) link

The Descendants are coming to Cleveland and charging $40 to see them at House of Blues. Like, all respect to Milo and crew and the latest album is, eh, not bad, but $40 to see The Descendants in 2017? GTFO.

Lauren Schumer Donor (Phil D.), Friday, 17 February 2017 19:36 (seven years ago) link

again, i appreciate the fact that these people are probably not rich. i don't even know what milo does outside of music. i know he went to college.

scott seward, Friday, 17 February 2017 19:42 (seven years ago) link

and it's GOTTA sting watching all that green day and blink 182 etc etc money fly right by you every day.

scott seward, Friday, 17 February 2017 19:43 (seven years ago) link

haha, Milo's got a PhD and several years of postdoc work and iirc worked as a research chemist in private/corporate labs. He probably made more in two years of doing that than off every record he ever sold.

Lauren Schumer Donor (Phil D.), Friday, 17 February 2017 19:45 (seven years ago) link

they should just have a verifiable website where you can send your fave forgotten icons/legends money. just paypal it right to them. when people get drunk and listen to their teen faves and say fuggit i'm sending kevin seconds 20 bucks.

scott seward, Friday, 17 February 2017 19:46 (seven years ago) link

Scott- I totally get you about the live stuff. I had an amazing time at the Pixies reunion but could have went on fine without it. But the universe would be just wrong without some of the newer American Music Club songs and I need those new Comus songs and the new Lush single.

I wasn't into the new Swans stuff but other people think it's essential, so good for them.

Robert Adam Gilmour, Friday, 17 February 2017 19:54 (seven years ago) link

Don't care about SNL in general, but people keep trying to force that (unfunny, from what I've seen) skit in particular on me.

― some sad trombone Twilight Zone shit (cryptosicko), Friday, February 17, 2017 1:51 PM (three days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

SNL has always been unfunny unless you are a kid or drunk or high. the most annoying thing now is articles talking about how _important_ of a show it is. ditto for Colbert, Maher, the corporate left, et al. they aren't influential, they are reactive. people are fooling themselves if they think NBC Comcast is doing anything other than maintaining the status quo of cultural/political supremacy.

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 20 February 2017 16:02 (seven years ago) link

How a movie u watched should have gone

What u think the director was saying to u when he performed an administrative function for a salary in a billion dollar industry

The Perks of Being a Wall St R (darraghmac), Monday, 20 February 2017 16:31 (seven years ago) link

but i was told i had a director's eye from a film school friend as he served me my latte

F♯ A♯ (∞), Monday, 20 February 2017 18:43 (seven years ago) link

I'll give u directors eye if I go as far as u

The Perks of Being a Wall St R (darraghmac), Monday, 20 February 2017 18:47 (seven years ago) link

Glancing at the Britpop thread on ILM, I realized that's a thing I had/have zero interest in. I don't think I could recognize a song by any of its biggest purveyors.

You're going to see a lot of love. Okay? Thank you. (Dan Peterson), Monday, 20 February 2017 20:33 (seven years ago) link

wonderwall?

Mordy, Monday, 20 February 2017 20:39 (seven years ago) link

Listening now. Oh yeah, THAT song. If you only played me the first 30 seconds I wouldn't have identified it though. I was just paying so little attention to alt rock in the early 90s, I was all about blues and jazz and old soul music.

You're going to see a lot of love. Okay? Thank you. (Dan Peterson), Monday, 20 February 2017 20:50 (seven years ago) link

i still don't care about bands reuniting. someone was excited today on facebook about some band today. can't think of a single band i would care about reuniting. let it die.

I remember in 1989 being all excited about the Who reunion tour (which was fun at the time, but utter dogshit in retrospect). I was complaining to a friend of mine about all the anti-Who-reunion backlash (mainly from hipster Pixies fans; oh, the irony...) and she said, "Yeah, what's the deal with that? They're musicians. Musicians play. That's what they do."

Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Monday, 20 February 2017 20:56 (seven years ago) link

If you only played me the first 30 seconds I wouldn't have identified it though.

That's funny, I always turned it off after there first 30 seconds.

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Monday, 20 February 2017 21:19 (seven years ago) link

*the

Al Moon Faced Poon (Moodles), Monday, 20 February 2017 21:19 (seven years ago) link

TtEG: solid burn! (on Pixies fans vs. Who fans circa 1989).

Oh the pacmanity (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 21 February 2017 15:09 (seven years ago) link

Britpop seconded.

Return of the Flustered Bootle Native (Tom D.), Tuesday, 21 February 2017 15:18 (seven years ago) link

The potential angle of one's interest in Britpop's jangle is proportional to the degree of 1990's ennui of the 2010s' we.

Oh the pacmanity (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 21 February 2017 15:24 (seven years ago) link

Dull-sounding legal firm Amis, McEwan & Barnes

Chuck_Tatum, Tuesday, 21 February 2017 16:28 (seven years ago) link

three weeks pass...

how often any President golfs

example (crüt), Sunday, 19 March 2017 06:16 (seven years ago) link

kinda want to know what they shoot, tho

mookieproof, Sunday, 19 March 2017 06:50 (seven years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Did anyone mention Star Wars yet

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On Some Faraday Beach (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 14 April 2017 19:28 (seven years ago) link

one month passes...

ugh "covfefe" people are desperate

marcos, Wednesday, 31 May 2017 15:03 (seven years ago) link

soundgarden. and anything else cornell-related. i briefly looked stuff up on youtube after he died because that's what you do now but i didn't last long.

scott seward, Wednesday, 31 May 2017 15:20 (seven years ago) link

just wait til eddie vedder dies

marcos, Wednesday, 31 May 2017 15:21 (seven years ago) link

i'll be back here when that happens...

scott seward, Wednesday, 31 May 2017 15:25 (seven years ago) link

Lawns

Violet Jax (Violet Jynx), Wednesday, 31 May 2017 15:26 (seven years ago) link

I don't care what concerts you've been to or what iconic musicians you had the privilege of seeing/meeting before they died. not really interested in seeing a 95-year-old Vince Martin wheezing through "Cindy, Oh Cindy" on the off hope that he'll recapture some of the old magic of yesteryear. if a "living legend" can put on a good show then I might be up for it, but the "see a slice of history before it's gone forever" aspect of concertgoing is totally lost on me.

the baby grew up to be a secessful kid (unregistered), Wednesday, 31 May 2017 17:15 (seven years ago) link

fanaticism

people who create this fantasy figure out of whatever musician, writer, or whoever they love, and make them to be bigger, greater and more virtuous than s/he really is or was

their shit still smells like everyone else's bud

i n f i n i t y (∞), Wednesday, 31 May 2017 17:22 (seven years ago) link

they are just creating meaning in their lives though. something to worship. some people think jesus was lame. so they make up their own cosmos. makes sense.

scott seward, Wednesday, 31 May 2017 17:26 (seven years ago) link

Whatever dumb shit lavar ball says

brimstead, Wednesday, 31 May 2017 18:33 (seven years ago) link

I don't care abtou people's dam home improvement projects that they are always loudly discussing at work
OK YOU TILED A ROOM SHUT UP

Violet Jax (Violet Jynx), Wednesday, 31 May 2017 18:53 (seven years ago) link

ha i love hearing about that shit but im a new homeowner

marcos, Wednesday, 31 May 2017 18:54 (seven years ago) link

i also care about lawns

marcos, Wednesday, 31 May 2017 18:55 (seven years ago) link

im boring now

marcos, Wednesday, 31 May 2017 18:55 (seven years ago) link

really its more I just don't want to ever hear a human talking in my vicinity ever - no matter what its about - unless its abotu how gold is goign to find it way to me

Violet Jax (Violet Jynx), Wednesday, 31 May 2017 18:56 (seven years ago) link

My neighbors wish they could make me care about my lawn

Moodles, Wednesday, 31 May 2017 19:17 (seven years ago) link

ugh, I hate neighbor lawn shame! It makes me really want to go live somewhere that is surrounded by thick dense vegitation

Violet Jax (Violet Jynx), Wednesday, 31 May 2017 19:21 (seven years ago) link

hillary clinton

marcos, Thursday, 1 June 2017 14:20 (seven years ago) link

If I could identify all the weeds in my lawn, I'm sure I would find some named toddlerbane or dogretch, because every weed in existence finds a home there. Not much grass, though.

A is for (Aimless), Thursday, 1 June 2017 16:57 (seven years ago) link

Elon Musk

http://www.chevrolet.com/bolt-ev-electric-vehicle-2

Violet Jax (Violet Jynx), Thursday, 1 June 2017 17:01 (seven years ago) link

I don't care about anything except hot new indie darlings THE ARCANE and their stunning debut album TOMORROW NEVER DIES

Covfefe growing vpon the skull of a man (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 1 June 2017 17:03 (seven years ago) link

do they do hot dogs

Violet Jax (Violet Jynx), Thursday, 1 June 2017 17:05 (seven years ago) link

what sense of "do" are we using here?

Covfefe growing vpon the skull of a man (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 1 June 2017 17:10 (seven years ago) link

you know, obviosly, do they bake them on hot coals on stage and attack at the audience with throwing them? Barenude ladies does this!

Violet Jax (Violet Jynx), Thursday, 1 June 2017 17:16 (seven years ago) link

any Calvin Harris song that isn't "We Found Love"

PJD PDJ DPJ (DJP), Thursday, 1 June 2017 17:32 (seven years ago) link

Grime. Again. And, look, this is the last time i'm not caring about Grime, okay?

scott seward, Thursday, 1 June 2017 17:33 (seven years ago) link

The music, or the crap that grows in showers? Because I think it is a mistake not to care about the latter.

some sad trombone Twilight Zone shit (cryptosicko), Thursday, 1 June 2017 17:39 (seven years ago) link

Grimes?

Violet Jax (Violet Jynx), Thursday, 1 June 2017 17:40 (seven years ago) link

Grime doesn't pay

kajagoogoo's kazooist (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 1 June 2017 17:46 (seven years ago) link

"If I had a dick I would put it in a hot dog bun and take a picture of it haha"
Grimes
(meaning: If I had a dick I would put it in a hot dog bun and take a picture of it haha)

Violet Jax (Violet Jynx), Thursday, 1 June 2017 17:50 (seven years ago) link

suggestions that i should increase my travel speed (especially when delivered via proximity to my rear bumper)

Balðy Daudrs (contenderizer), Thursday, 1 June 2017 17:54 (seven years ago) link

What Liam Gallagher thinks about anything.

Or Noel for that matter.

koogs, Sunday, 4 June 2017 20:01 (seven years ago) link

bernie sanders

marcos, Sunday, 11 June 2017 01:39 (seven years ago) link

Amen

Moodles, Sunday, 11 June 2017 02:38 (seven years ago) link

Anyone's opinion on the DUP from across the water

Master of Treacle, Sunday, 11 June 2017 03:04 (seven years ago) link

Fox hunting

Well bissogled trotters (Michael B), Sunday, 11 June 2017 03:09 (seven years ago) link

Generally speaking, anything that isn't or isn't directly related to music and/or coffee.

Austin, Sunday, 11 June 2017 03:54 (seven years ago) link

E3

Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Tuesday, 13 June 2017 02:52 (seven years ago) link

LCD Soundsystem makes bold stance denouncing company selling their albums, says to buy their albums instead

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 13 June 2017 10:52 (seven years ago) link

so sick of hearing about that on every news bulletin

pray for BoJo (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 13 June 2017 10:58 (seven years ago) link

TURMOIL AT UBER. or just Uber actually. can't remember the last time i have heard so much about something i will probably never encounter or have anything to do with.

scott seward, Wednesday, 14 June 2017 05:09 (seven years ago) link

otm

marcos, Wednesday, 14 June 2017 13:13 (seven years ago) link

your pets

marcos, Wednesday, 21 June 2017 13:25 (six years ago) link

canada day

-_- (jim in vancouver), Friday, 30 June 2017 19:01 (six years ago) link

^ lol

same here

Unchanging Window (Ross), Friday, 30 June 2017 19:47 (six years ago) link

yearly 'wimbledon' post

koogs, Friday, 30 June 2017 21:17 (six years ago) link

I Love Music beefs.

A is for (Aimless), Friday, 30 June 2017 21:19 (six years ago) link

America

quet inn tarnation (darraghmac), Friday, 30 June 2017 21:25 (six years ago) link

Sorry lads. There's a threshold.

quet inn tarnation (darraghmac), Friday, 30 June 2017 21:25 (six years ago) link

We're big. We can take it.

A is for (Aimless), Friday, 30 June 2017 21:29 (six years ago) link

american politics. who cares

||||||||, Friday, 30 June 2017 21:31 (six years ago) link

pretty difficult to care about somebody being angry at the news tbh

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 30 June 2017 21:31 (six years ago) link

I Love Music beefs.

― A is for (Aimless), Friday, June 30, 2017 2:19 PM (thirty minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ilx beefs of any sort

lifes too good

i n f i n i t y (∞), Friday, 30 June 2017 21:51 (six years ago) link

totally agree

Unchanging Window (Ross), Friday, 30 June 2017 22:43 (six years ago) link

hi5 my man

i n f i n i t y (∞), Friday, 30 June 2017 22:45 (six years ago) link

ilx beefs are all i care about in this crazy world

-_- (jim in vancouver), Friday, 30 June 2017 22:57 (six years ago) link

when deej and whiney go at it my heart skips a beat

-_- (jim in vancouver), Friday, 30 June 2017 22:58 (six years ago) link

otm

quet inn tarnation (darraghmac), Friday, 30 June 2017 23:19 (six years ago) link

pry my clusterfuck bookmark from my cold dead hands etc

Yoni Loves Chocha (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 30 June 2017 23:54 (six years ago) link

glow

Autumn Almanac, Friday, 30 June 2017 23:55 (six years ago) link

i watched six episodes, i just don't care

Autumn Almanac, Friday, 30 June 2017 23:55 (six years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Between the Dr. Who news and the new Game of Thrones season, today is like a whole flurry of activity that I just don't care about.

some sad trombone Twilight Zone shit (cryptosicko), Sunday, 16 July 2017 16:11 (six years ago) link

I thought some of my twitter pals had suddenly become boneheads until I realized they were talking about the power of tardis.

pplains, Sunday, 16 July 2017 16:47 (six years ago) link

Anyone's preemptive reaction to the anticipated reaction to the gender of anyone playing Dr who

jk rowling obituary thread (darraghmac), Sunday, 16 July 2017 17:36 (six years ago) link

I mean, specifically. Dr who as a topic is obviously very safely within the bounds of things that will not ever have been just cared about

jk rowling obituary thread (darraghmac), Sunday, 16 July 2017 17:36 (six years ago) link

Deciphering sentences with syntax so tortured that they require more thought than their contents deserve.

A is for (Aimless), Sunday, 16 July 2017 18:12 (six years ago) link

any TV series that i am not currently watching

marcos, Thursday, 20 July 2017 13:54 (six years ago) link

Chapo Trap House and the rise of the dirtbag left

marcos, Thursday, 20 July 2017 13:55 (six years ago) link

Ya

jk rowling obituary thread (darraghmac), Thursday, 20 July 2017 13:58 (six years ago) link

I don't particularly care about them either, but I wish I was as ignorant about this topic now as I was a couple weeks ago.

Moodles, Thursday, 20 July 2017 17:42 (six years ago) link

OJ, still

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 20 July 2017 21:34 (six years ago) link

Potential sticker slogan ideas from fundraising emails.

by the light of the burning Citroën, Thursday, 20 July 2017 22:14 (six years ago) link

patton oswalt. he seems like a good guy, he's had a rough time of it lately, people really enjoy him, i just don't care.

blink truther (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 30 July 2017 07:24 (six years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Solar eclipse

Moodles, Saturday, 19 August 2017 22:40 (six years ago) link

lotteries

Einstein, Kazanga, Sitar (abanana), Sunday, 20 August 2017 05:54 (six years ago) link

The big fight

Moodles, Sunday, 27 August 2017 00:35 (six years ago) link

Guess

passé aggresif (darraghmac), Sunday, 27 August 2017 01:30 (six years ago) link

that fight looks like a complete trainwreck

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Sunday, 27 August 2017 01:40 (six years ago) link

I'm kind of annoyed that media has somehow brainwashed me into caring about this bc I know I don't actually care about it. I'm not going to watch but I do want to know what happens. Obviously either dude is going to get his ass whupped or it's the most blatant fix in history.

I'm happy to be completely ignorant about it save for the vaguest of details.

Moodles, Sunday, 27 August 2017 03:25 (six years ago) link

i just don't care what this cat wants. the one that keeps nudging me while i'm on the couch. she wants something. i just don't care.

scott seward, Sunday, 27 August 2017 03:28 (six years ago) link

After saying how much I don't care about this fight, I unexpectedly stumbled upon a stream of it, and wow, this is really boring. I thought it was going to be some kind of UFC/MMA cage match shit, but they are just boxing. Where are the throwing stars?!?

Moodles, Sunday, 27 August 2017 04:43 (six years ago) link

you missed the part where macgregor blew the dust in mayweather's eyes and it flashbacked to him training blindfolded. that was tight.

I'm puzzled as to why I know about this fight and am somewhat curious about the results. I don't care one iota about boxing and I don't normally know when fights are happening.

jmm, Sunday, 27 August 2017 05:11 (six years ago) link

Lady Bloodfight is free on Netflix if you want some cool fighting

erry red flag (f. hazel), Sunday, 27 August 2017 05:13 (six years ago) link

m puzzled as to why I know about this fight and am somewhat curious about the results. I don't care one iota about boxing and I don't normally know when fights are happening.

― jmm, Sunday, August 27, 2017 12:11 AM (two minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yeah that's what I was saying. I almost feel like I attended a hypnotist show earlier tonight where I was subliminally convinced to care about this and to forget about the show.

i come to the Things You Just Don't Care About thread to find that everyone is talking about the thing i just don't care about

rove mcmanus island (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 27 August 2017 05:40 (six years ago) link

Hmm wonder if anyone posted about the fight itt hmm

brimstead, Sunday, 27 August 2017 16:37 (six years ago) link

Things that a viewer might find ~~~~€€~€€€€€problematic~~~~€€√`¢¥¢~°~~ in works of fiction

passé aggresif (darraghmac), Tuesday, 29 August 2017 11:16 (six years ago) link

Probably untrue tbh should have posted that to thread "things that made you wish death on someone"

passé aggresif (darraghmac), Tuesday, 29 August 2017 11:17 (six years ago) link

Mr. Motherfucking Meeseeks

rip van wanko, Thursday, 7 September 2017 15:05 (six years ago) link

Taylor Swift and anyone else appreciation of whose music depends on keeping up to date with gossip magazines

Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Friday, 8 September 2017 01:24 (six years ago) link

two weeks pass...

The 80s band TOTO and their song "africa"

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 22 September 2017 20:22 (six years ago) link

ken burns. i have never wanted to watch one of those things. even promos for them put me to sleep. is he on that stuff white people like list? he's gotta be.

scott seward, Friday, 22 September 2017 21:12 (six years ago) link

otm

calzino, Friday, 22 September 2017 21:32 (six years ago) link

first he bores you to sleep, and then hits you with subliminal revisionism or something.

calzino, Friday, 22 September 2017 21:34 (six years ago) link

Stand-up Comedians writing "off-kilter" coming-of-age memoirs, and the many positive reviews they get.

calzino, Friday, 22 September 2017 21:50 (six years ago) link

it's hard being the class clown to mask the pain

be the cringe you want to see in the world (Noodle Vague), Friday, 22 September 2017 21:56 (six years ago) link

it's all lenny bruce's fault. everything is his fault really.

scott seward, Friday, 22 September 2017 22:18 (six years ago) link

Anything at all related to the film “The Room”

joygoat, Saturday, 23 September 2017 03:03 (six years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DxWkfJ4uvV0

Erotic Wolf (crüt), Saturday, 23 September 2017 03:08 (six years ago) link

it's all lenny bruce's fault. everything is his fault really.

― scott seward, Friday, September 22, 2017 5:18 PM (four hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lenny bruce is someone it occurs to me I just don't care about

the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually (man alive), Saturday, 23 September 2017 03:09 (six years ago) link

Colin Kaepernick

the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually (man alive), Saturday, 23 September 2017 15:32 (six years ago) link

the military having a parade of the Fourth of July, like blowing shit up isn't the reason for the season

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Saturday, 23 September 2017 15:36 (six years ago) link

Max post length on Twitter

Moodles, Wednesday, 27 September 2017 12:59 (six years ago) link

He's been posting about the same as usual?

pplains, Wednesday, 27 September 2017 13:00 (six years ago) link

Har

Moodles, Wednesday, 27 September 2017 13:48 (six years ago) link

> Max post length on Twitter

part of me thinks this will cause WWIII

koogs, Wednesday, 27 September 2017 14:03 (six years ago) link

It's probably been mentioned in this thread before, but my god: fantasy football

Dan I., Wednesday, 27 September 2017 14:50 (six years ago) link

(it's been mentioned 4 times before. glad I'm not alone!)

Dan I., Wednesday, 27 September 2017 14:51 (six years ago) link

I feel bad for saying I don't care about Kaepernick, I'm 100% in his corner in terms of right to protest, subject of his protest, and the people criticizing him are idiots and fascists. I just also hate the whole spectacle of NFL to begin with, and it feels like this weird proxy culture war thing that has overshadowed the original issue.

the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually (man alive), Wednesday, 27 September 2017 14:53 (six years ago) link

Like the recent protests in St Louis seem 10x more important and direct and real and get about 1/10 the attention.

the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually (man alive), Wednesday, 27 September 2017 15:01 (six years ago) link

Isn't it a good thing that something exists that will get that attention then

passé aggresif (darraghmac), Wednesday, 27 September 2017 17:33 (six years ago) link

Gross old dead Hefner

Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Friday, 29 September 2017 01:36 (six years ago) link

Baseball

mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Friday, 29 September 2017 01:39 (six years ago) link

sean casey tho

mookieproof, Friday, 29 September 2017 01:53 (six years ago) link

npr hosts affecting irreverence

rip van wanko, Friday, 29 September 2017 06:59 (six years ago) link

npr hosts

scott seward, Friday, 29 September 2017 16:29 (six years ago) link

npr

scott seward, Friday, 29 September 2017 16:29 (six years ago) link

r

pplains, Friday, 29 September 2017 17:31 (six years ago) link

Ha!

New entry:

prog

whether it is actually good

or bad

or whatever

or whether you like some of it (which I do)

or whether you think most of it is wankery (which I usually do)

or even what I think about prog (for which, see above, but I really just don't care enough to talk about it anymore)

cornballio (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 29 September 2017 17:48 (six years ago) link

podcasts (the new talk radio)

Οὖτις, Friday, 29 September 2017 18:00 (six years ago) link

npr hosts affecting irreverence

― rip van wanko, Friday, September 29, 2017 7:59 AM (eleven hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

last night there was a show where in the usual clipped NPR diction someone was explaining the tax plan and after one not-that-long sentence, the guy adds, "Got all that? Okay." followed by the usual NPR thing of inserting a quote from someone else where they say just two words, then it's back to the reporter clip-dicting away.

nomar, Friday, 29 September 2017 18:03 (six years ago) link

anything to do with Rick and Morty

anything to do with Dan Harmon

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 29 September 2017 22:08 (six years ago) link

Functionality of twitter

passé aggresif (darraghmac), Friday, 29 September 2017 22:11 (six years ago) link

It's probably been mentioned in this thread before, but my god: fantasy football

To me this seems like more of a waste of time than just about anything on Earth. Guys talk about it like they're real GMs. Constantly on their phones while games are going on to check out "their guys" are doing. To what end? I mean I get that everyone has their own interests and these can seem pointless and boring to others but good god man.

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Friday, 29 September 2017 23:45 (six years ago) link

yea it is brutal

marcos, Friday, 29 September 2017 23:46 (six years ago) link

In some cases, there is money involved.

pplains, Friday, 29 September 2017 23:53 (six years ago) link

In all cases it's better than ilm

passé aggresif (darraghmac), Friday, 29 September 2017 23:55 (six years ago) link

You think that's dull? My dad runs a fantasy tour de France league.

Moodles, Saturday, 30 September 2017 00:01 (six years ago) link

How do they

My work that is dull tho

How do they account for all the doping

passé aggresif (darraghmac), Saturday, 30 September 2017 00:05 (six years ago) link

5 bonus points per syringe

Moodles, Saturday, 30 September 2017 00:06 (six years ago) link

Sorry I'm still only feeling the impact of that dullness in installments Jesus that's appalling stuff

passé aggresif (darraghmac), Saturday, 30 September 2017 00:07 (six years ago) link

new york losing something that made it so captivating. this week it is moe's meat market. shed a tear for moe's. which isn't even a meat market! i miss the meat market!

things change. cities change. it's not 1922. rich people really want to live there. maybe it's time to start scaring rich people again, new york, ever think of that?

scott seward, Tuesday, 10 October 2017 20:09 (six years ago) link

we're just waiting for another really good superstorm

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 10 October 2017 20:12 (six years ago) link

Star Wars. I was drowsing on the couch half-watching the Vikings-Bears game last night, saw the first seconds of new trailer, and went back to sleep before it even registered.

there's a great new york tradition of reading that a classic establishment, one that you've never visited and maybe weren't even aware of, is going to be closing, and subsequently rushing to patronize it and mourn the loss.

chinavision!, Tuesday, 10 October 2017 20:31 (six years ago) link

In that vein, something I don't care about is Katz's Deli--from what I hear they yell at you, and you can't even put cheese on your sandwich? Nah I'm good.

Conic section rebellion 44 (in orbit), Tuesday, 10 October 2017 20:37 (six years ago) link

yelling + no cheese = good

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 10 October 2017 20:39 (six years ago) link

There's an also-ran semi-famous Jewish deli in my neighborhood called Ben's Best, and I'm perfectly happy to just go there for my occasional pastrami, even if I'll never know that Katz's is like 20% better.

IF (Terrorist) Yes, Explain (man alive), Tuesday, 10 October 2017 20:40 (six years ago) link

however wanting to put cheese on a katz's sandwich = goyish as fuck, sry

IF (Terrorist) Yes, Explain (man alive), Tuesday, 10 October 2017 20:40 (six years ago) link

well she is :)

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 10 October 2017 20:49 (six years ago) link

:)

IF (Terrorist) Yes, Explain (man alive), Tuesday, 10 October 2017 20:53 (six years ago) link

some hollywood movie moguls are creeps, film at 11

rip van wanko, Wednesday, 11 October 2017 21:42 (six years ago) link

star wars. haven't seen rogue one, haven't seen whatever A New Hope II was called. I loved the original trilogy as a child, was extremely disappointed by prequels as a teen, CGAF about new Star Wars films in 2017

-_- (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 11 October 2017 21:45 (six years ago) link

The two new reboots have been very very good fyi

Gary Synaesthesia (darraghmac), Wednesday, 11 October 2017 21:47 (six years ago) link

i haven't enjoyed a blockbuster movie since ... inception maybe?

-_- (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 11 October 2017 21:48 (six years ago) link

and inception was just ok

-_- (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 11 October 2017 21:48 (six years ago) link

i basically don't care about anything new i suppose. the only tv i watch currently is seinfeld and larry sanders.

-_- (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 11 October 2017 21:49 (six years ago) link

It was worse than ok tbh xp

Gary Synaesthesia (darraghmac), Wednesday, 11 October 2017 21:49 (six years ago) link

go on xp

rip van wanko, Wednesday, 11 October 2017 21:49 (six years ago) link

When I was kid a bloke who was dating my half-sister and would later become a violent domestic abuser, "treated" us to a cinema showing in Bradford that played all three of the first trilogy in one bastard sitting. I wish I could say I don't care, but I actively hate that fucking shite.

calzino, Wednesday, 11 October 2017 21:50 (six years ago) link

some hollywood movie moguls are creeps, film at 11

Yes, Spain could be on the verge of breaking up and/or civil war and this shit about some ugly fat movie producer/rapist is the leading story.

Tom's Tits Experiment (Tom D.), Wednesday, 11 October 2017 22:10 (six years ago) link

Not that I don't care about, I just don't think it should be the leading news story in the UK.

Tom's Tits Experiment (Tom D.), Wednesday, 11 October 2017 22:11 (six years ago) link

The US men's soccer team lost a game, it happens, dngaf

Moodles, Wednesday, 11 October 2017 22:24 (six years ago) link

What fucking Eminem thinks/raps about Trump.

iCloudius (cryptosicko), Thursday, 12 October 2017 01:40 (six years ago) link

eminem -vs- kid rock in the next election should be interesting. i'm pretty sure THAT was on the Mayan calendar.

scott seward, Thursday, 12 October 2017 14:25 (six years ago) link

Gary Sinise deniers

Gary Synaesthesia (darraghmac), Thursday, 12 October 2017 14:56 (six years ago) link

which food is good, which food is not good

brimstead, Thursday, 12 October 2017 15:12 (six years ago) link

"The Notorious RBG" (other than just really wanting her to not die or retire)

IF (Terrorist) Yes, Explain (man alive), Thursday, 12 October 2017 15:15 (six years ago) link

"I just don't think it should be the leading news story in the UK."

for the 2nd day now, it is like having 2 fucking Trumps. There is a lot of heavy domestic stuff going down right now: Universal Credit rollout, Brexit Bill deadlock, Dover sole 'jumps' down angler's throat.

calzino, Thursday, 12 October 2017 20:08 (six years ago) link

Again, it's been said several times above, but: podcasts. All podcasts, every podcast. Listening to human beings talk is the worst.

Dan I., Friday, 13 October 2017 23:18 (six years ago) link

Lee Corso

Brad C., Saturday, 21 October 2017 17:54 (six years ago) link

stranger things

rove mcmanus island (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 27 October 2017 11:36 (six years ago) link

^^^

grawlix (unperson), Friday, 27 October 2017 12:49 (six years ago) link

^^^^^^^

Simon H., Friday, 27 October 2017 12:49 (six years ago) link

Having watched all of the first season: ^^^^^^^^^^^^

ed.b, Friday, 27 October 2017 13:26 (six years ago) link

A single ^ for me. I have nothing else to watch right now, so I'll give it a shot.

jmm, Friday, 27 October 2017 13:34 (six years ago) link

Mediocre writing/plotting with good atmosphere, some very good acting and a mesmerizing lead. Got tired of it after 4 episodes.

IF (Terrorist) Yes, Explain (man alive), Friday, 27 October 2017 14:05 (six years ago) link

It seems to be rekindling interest in Vangelis-esque synth sounds, so there's that.

what if a much of a which of a wind (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 27 October 2017 14:07 (six years ago) link

shut up it's great you edgelords

Shat Parp (dog latin), Friday, 27 October 2017 15:05 (six years ago) link

^literally started this terrible thread

The Suite Life of Jack and Wendy (wins), Friday, 27 October 2017 15:08 (six years ago) link

I'm way too old and tired to try to be edgy, it's just not that good a show.

IF (Terrorist) Yes, Explain (man alive), Friday, 27 October 2017 15:14 (six years ago) link

New music. Not a judgment but, after years of intensely caring about and trying to keep up with The Scene, the contrast of the last several years where I have basically no wherewithal to seek out contemporary sounds has been glaring. But these Dockers sure are comfortable, and my lawn looks fantastic.

Winky Carrothers (Old Lunch), Friday, 27 October 2017 15:22 (six years ago) link

Definitely have experienced a "nothing new under the sun" effect with music in the last few years. Still get surprised by something once in a while.

IF (Terrorist) Yes, Explain (man alive), Friday, 27 October 2017 15:23 (six years ago) link

Yeah, I've definitely heard good new stuff but only incidentally and through no effort on my part. My musical effort is all concentrated on the mounds of good stuff from the past I still have yet to explore.

Winky Carrothers (Old Lunch), Friday, 27 October 2017 15:25 (six years ago) link

^literally started this terrible thread

― The Suite Life of Jack and Wendy (wins), Friday, October 27, 2017 4:08 PM (twenty-four minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Granted, but I started it for things like what everyone else is having at the restaurant, not big events in the media and current events

Shat Parp (dog latin), Friday, 27 October 2017 15:34 (six years ago) link

yeah it's basically become "things that are buzzing right now"

brimstead, Friday, 27 October 2017 15:36 (six years ago) link

It seems to be rekindling interest in Vangelis-esque synth sounds, so there's that.

― what if a much of a which of a wind (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, October 27, 2017 7:07 AM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i don't (even) watch shows but this is a good thing

brimstead, Friday, 27 October 2017 15:38 (six years ago) link

It became that immediately xp

DL your OP was the restaurant thing but your second post was the jimmy saville scandal so I'm afraid the 600,000 posts from the dimension where the only tweets are "oh is sportsball on?" tweets - the worst dimension - those are on you, my friend

The Suite Life of Jack and Wendy (wins), Friday, 27 October 2017 15:52 (six years ago) link

ah, who cares

Shat Parp (dog latin), Friday, 27 October 2017 15:56 (six years ago) link

there are a lot of things i don't care about. i like this thread

marcos, Friday, 27 October 2017 15:57 (six years ago) link

I HAVE OPINIONS it's not as much of a disaster as the "irrationally angry" thread, which started off with a brilliant and promising opening posts and devolved into whining about people

brimstead, Friday, 27 October 2017 16:26 (six years ago) link

don't care about evaluating the quality of threads about not caring about things

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 27 October 2017 16:29 (six years ago) link

how far we have fallen from that Thusrday morning 5 years ago where someone complained about people talking at a restaurant

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 27 October 2017 16:30 (six years ago) link

the uniquely irrational anger of receiving a "where's george" dollar bill is a beautiful, cosmic thing

brimstead, Friday, 27 October 2017 16:33 (six years ago) link

I always thought the point of this thread is "This is something I simply am not devoting mental energy to, without implicit judgement" and less "fuck this stupid stuff that people love and the people that love it"?

Fwiw I moderately enjoyed ST but agree with man alive. I'm just going to not think about it.

ed.b, Friday, 27 October 2017 16:35 (six years ago) link

"New music"

i think i just forget about new music! because old. i would have to hear it to care about it. every once in a while i will become interested in "new". like that cool Orange Milk tape label or something like that. or i will put on a new rap playlist on Spotify while i am playing my PS4 game and i will go OMG I LOVE NEW RAP I LOVE KODAK BLACK! but that lasts for like a day. i don't keep up with it. i'm not really into time these days. which i guess is one of the pleasures of getting older. anything that has come out in the 21st century is new to me.

The National fucking blow though. that much i know. yuck. some serious fiddling while rome burns divorced dad rock snooze. pretty much every record i ever play is better than that band. i listen to a lot of music by the feelies and carcass and red krayola and xmal deutschland though. so my standards are pretty high. most square people don't have very high standards. the gino vanelli record i just played has SO much more life in it than anything i've heard by The National. the Thomas Dolby record i'm listening to right now is a friggin' masterpiece in comparison.

scott seward, Friday, 27 October 2017 16:59 (six years ago) link

the national are a blight on western civilization

so much old music to listen to. i'm going to listen to miles davis' big fun for the first time when i get home tonight.

brimstead, Friday, 27 October 2017 17:00 (six years ago) link

(also, the original u.k. issue of the golden age of wireless is different than the original u.s. issue and the original u.s. issue is different than the later u.s. issue when they changed everything completely and added she blinded me with science and one of our submarines. you kinda need all three versions. i would call that album a masterpiece of sorts. in any version. so cool!)

scott seward, Friday, 27 October 2017 17:08 (six years ago) link

It was mostly through metal that I was actively keeping up with new music the last few years, and I got bored with that this year. These days I'm most interested in exploring the massive amounts of classical music that I don't know anything about. I still occasionally find irresistible new stuff like the Partner album through ILM.

jmm, Friday, 27 October 2017 17:09 (six years ago) link

(for instance the original u.s. issue has the song "Leipzig" on it which is NOT on the original u.k. album but it doesn't have "The Wreck Of The Fairchild" on it which the original album did. who makes these kinds of decisions?)

scott seward, Friday, 27 October 2017 17:11 (six years ago) link

haha thx I was gonna ask what the differences were!

Οὖτις, Friday, 27 October 2017 17:11 (six years ago) link

yeah, i am out of the metal loop too. i read decibel every month just to keep up a little bit. i'll get around to everything sooner or later. it will be there unless i die.

scott seward, Friday, 27 October 2017 17:13 (six years ago) link

I'm much more interested in what everybody is having at the restaurant than Stranger Things 2. But I'm stuck around the house for a couple days coming up and will watch it because it's there and probably not terrible.

I'm as interested in new music as I've ever been which tbh is something I treasure. I think it's probably closely tied with my desire to make music.

change display name (Jordan), Friday, 27 October 2017 17:15 (six years ago) link

it's kinda cool with the Dolby album though. listening to the u.k. version and original u.s. version would be two different experiences. the song orders are different. different songs. kinda like my fave colourfield album. the u.k. version of that is very gloomy and pastoral and the u.s. version is a total rock action thing! it's a completely different album. i prefer the u.s. one.

scott seward, Friday, 27 October 2017 17:17 (six years ago) link

i'm watching stranger things with the kids. maybe a sunday marathon. not really excited but curious. we loved the first season.

scott seward, Friday, 27 October 2017 17:17 (six years ago) link

Re. new music, I think 'new' indie guitar music is Done. Capital D. Like, empirically worse to yesteryear compared to the equivalents in metal, pop, hip-hop, dance, country, whatever.

Master of Treacle, Friday, 27 October 2017 17:21 (six years ago) link

so much old music to listen to. i'm going to listen to miles davis' big fun for the first time when i get home tonight.

― brimstead, Friday, October 27, 2017 12:00 PM (fifteen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Yes. Just started going deeper into '70s jazz in the last couple of years and it's like my ears finally found the music they were created to hear.

Winky Carrothers (Old Lunch), Friday, 27 October 2017 17:21 (six years ago) link

you guys are in for some good shit

Οὖτις, Friday, 27 October 2017 17:22 (six years ago) link

i'm totally stuck in the 70's. i'm happy there. and it is endlessly inspiring. i'm listening to The Three Degrees right now. so much better than The National.

scott seward, Friday, 27 October 2017 17:24 (six years ago) link

i just prefer when new music sounds like the future. that's my preference. being a teen all through the 80's EVERYTHING sounded like the future. and 70's music will often still sound like the future to me. a better future than now anyway. but there is always great new stuff! i look for the stuff that sends me to Mars. i don't want my future to sound like the 90's. i should actually listen to more Future. i like him. ALSO, i recently found out that he has the best real name in the music industry: Nayvadius DeMun Wilburn

scott seward, Friday, 27 October 2017 17:32 (six years ago) link

for real, someone just came in the store two seconds ago and handed me a 7-inch picture disc of heaven 17's Temptation/We Live So Fast! they were so totally the future when i saw them perform on Solid Gold. The National could never write a song as cool as We Live So Fast in a million years. best present anyone has given me in a long time.

scott seward, Friday, 27 October 2017 17:35 (six years ago) link

scott I agree w/you regarding those T Dolby records, Milton Parker broke all those track variations down on the Dolby thread once. I think if you have the US Wireless and that Blinded By Science EP then you get the UK tracks? but I would totally buy three different versions.

sleeve, Friday, 27 October 2017 17:38 (six years ago) link

so much new music sounds like the fucking 80s these days, regardless of genre - just 80s synth patches all over everything - which really puts me off.

Οὖτις, Friday, 27 October 2017 17:39 (six years ago) link

plus, you need the first u.s. press for the cover variation. i dig this cover:

https://www.discogs.com/Thomas-Dolby-The-Golden-Age-Of-Wireless/release/399165

scott seward, Friday, 27 October 2017 17:55 (six years ago) link

i bought that blinded by science EP in 1983. at Caldor. blew my mind! the future!

scott seward, Friday, 27 October 2017 17:56 (six years ago) link

love how scott's enthusiasm for stuff he does care about overtakes the things you don't care about thread

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Friday, 27 October 2017 18:00 (six years ago) link

sorry, i should really think about something i don't care about. there is a lot, actually.

i don't care about network news at all. that's one thing. i never think about it. i haven't had cable for years. i look at the new york times headlines and i watch pbs newshour on youtube. and that's about it. and i lurkread ilx rolling grump thread.

scott seward, Friday, 27 October 2017 18:11 (six years ago) link

when i think of all the hours i wasted over the years hating cnn. getting rid of cable was such a lifesaver.

i do miss sports though sometimes....

scott seward, Friday, 27 October 2017 18:14 (six years ago) link

ya getting rid of cable was great. my internet provider tries to lure me back to it by offering a package that includes cable for just $15 more than I pay for internet alone but still not gonna get sucked into that.
for sports I either pull up a pirated feed or go to a bar. watching big games in public space is so much better.

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Friday, 27 October 2017 18:39 (six years ago) link

i'm totally stuck in the 70's. i'm happy there. and it is endlessly inspiring.

agree

marcos, Friday, 27 October 2017 18:50 (six years ago) link

I find it hard to care about music from before about '94 myself

ultros ultros-ghali, Friday, 27 October 2017 19:03 (six years ago) link

Stranger things is fine, it's just not worth the intend adulation it gets. There's zero original content in that show, it's just good entertainment. About as deep as a kiddie pool but lots of fun

Week of Wonders (Ross), Friday, 27 October 2017 19:19 (six years ago) link

*intense

Week of Wonders (Ross), Friday, 27 October 2017 19:20 (six years ago) link

anything that happens in the art world

it me, Friday, 27 October 2017 20:32 (six years ago) link

the art world is a dead zone. burn it all to the ground. so empty. rich people fussing over their hair. make every museum a Target.

scott seward, Friday, 27 October 2017 20:41 (six years ago) link

nah we don't need any more Targets

Οὖτις, Friday, 27 October 2017 20:43 (six years ago) link

I always thought the point of this thread is "This is something I simply am not devoting mental energy to, without implicit judgement" and less "fuck this stupid stuff that people love and the people that love it"?

yeah this is exactly where i was coming from, e.g. i watched series 1 of stranger things, it was fine, people lost their shit, they want everyone to really really love it, i just don't care.

rove mcmanus island (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 27 October 2017 20:59 (six years ago) link

i didn't care about twin peaks at all. didn't watch. didn't read about it. despite being a fan of the original show and lynch. i am just not a reunion fan.

scott seward, Friday, 27 October 2017 21:04 (six years ago) link

every Lynch fan should watch it

Οὖτις, Friday, 27 October 2017 21:05 (six years ago) link

Re art world, don't want it to burn, not angry—I just don't care. Yes it's corrupt, that's not what bothers me. In fact, I'm much more concerned with corruption in banking, where I care a lot.

I think I just realized a couple years ago, while going through the motions at a friend's opening, that I've never felt any emotion toward a painting at all, not even technical admiration.

Guess I've just lost the energy to fake it.

it me, Friday, 27 October 2017 21:11 (six years ago) link

I care a lot up to about Monet. After that it gets rough. I have no idea where to find good contemporary painting. It feels like paintings are hardly needed nowadays.

jmm, Friday, 27 October 2017 21:24 (six years ago) link

hey rich assholes need to spend their money on *something*

Οὖτις, Friday, 27 October 2017 21:25 (six years ago) link

yeah scott the new season of twin peaks is anything but a 'reunion' (at least as that term is most commonly used i.e. more of the same). you'd probably dig it if you really dislike reunion/nostalgia wankfests, and especially if you're a fan of later Lynch.

flappy bird, Friday, 27 October 2017 21:28 (six years ago) link

also yeah i liked Stranger Things last year & will probably watch the new one but the over the top adulation was depressing... how long are we going to have to live thru 80s nostalgia? I Love the 80s aired 15 years ago ffs

flappy bird, Friday, 27 October 2017 21:29 (six years ago) link

xxp the thing is that usually I care a lot about what rich assholes spend their money on

it me, Friday, 27 October 2017 21:29 (six years ago) link

i will no doubt watch twin peaks. if its on hulu or netflix. i just didn't care about it before, during, and after like all the peakheads.

scott seward, Friday, 27 October 2017 21:51 (six years ago) link

i do think david lynch is the coolest. after all these years. i can't think of many american filmmakers i even care about any more. which fits on this thread too!

scott seward, Friday, 27 October 2017 21:53 (six years ago) link

if its on hulu or netflix

kinda doubt this will happen tbh

Οὖτις, Friday, 27 October 2017 21:57 (six years ago) link

the old twin peaks is on netflix.

scott seward, Friday, 27 October 2017 22:02 (six years ago) link

Unless you still get Netflix dvds. ;)

Things you just don't care about: Halloween cover bands

change display name (Jordan), Friday, 27 October 2017 22:02 (six years ago) link

It feels like paintings are hardly needed nowadays.

― jmm, Friday, 27 October 2017 22:24

Needed?

Art world = the big money big gallery art world?

There's so much great art today, it's just scattered all over the place and can be challenging to find. I rarely go to art galleries because I just don't trust them to have anyone interesting. But I find a lot of new artists who are really refreshing, perhaps partly because they're not part of some bigger scene.
I haven't been keeping up very well but it always makes me feel good when I do. As a fantasy fan, it's always more exciting than anything in film or comics.

Robert Adam Gilmour, Friday, 27 October 2017 22:53 (six years ago) link

Don't really understand the hate for The National but I haven't heard them in years.

Robert Adam Gilmour, Friday, 27 October 2017 22:54 (six years ago) link

"going through the motions at a friend's opening"

what if a much of a which of a wind (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 27 October 2017 22:55 (six years ago) link

I'm watching twin peaks s1 for the first time right now, will probably watch the new one when I'm done

brimstead, Friday, 27 October 2017 22:56 (six years ago) link

oh wait there's a season two a well. and the movie. I'll have to watch those before I watch the new series. How riveting is this post

brimstead, Friday, 27 October 2017 22:57 (six years ago) link

how long are we going to have to live thru 80s nostalgia? I Love the 80s aired 15 years ago ffs

ahhhh dislike of 80s nostalgia really takes me back to the early 2000s, what a time that was...

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Friday, 27 October 2017 23:15 (six years ago) link

the indictments

-_- (jim in vancouver), Tuesday, 31 October 2017 16:49 (six years ago) link

One thing I think is truly in the spirit of this thread: people's medical problems, their adventures in finding doctors, their opinions of different hospitals, what procedures they had done, etc. Maybe this changes as you get older? I cannot fucking stand getting trapped into one of these conversations. To me doctors are auto mechanics, I want them to fix the problem so I can be on my way. I'm not going to discuss new brake pads in detail with my friends.

IF (Terrorist) Yes, Explain (man alive), Tuesday, 31 October 2017 16:54 (six years ago) link

I don't care about most of the things that I ostensibly care about but since I almost never get to bond with others, including close ones, over the things that matter to me the most, I basically care because I need contact.

pomenitul, Tuesday, 31 October 2017 16:55 (six years ago) link

That the Reformation is supposedly 500 years old as of today. This is just the Educational Comics version of history.

A is for (Aimless), Tuesday, 31 October 2017 17:48 (six years ago) link

Really though what is it with well-off older white people, talking about internists and hospitals like they're fucking restaurants?

IF (Terrorist) Yes, Explain (man alive), Tuesday, 31 October 2017 18:05 (six years ago) link

well they start spending as much time there as they do in restaurants, make sense

flappy bird, Tuesday, 31 October 2017 18:28 (six years ago) link

i know a lot of people who talk about their therapist, wearing their "dealing with their issues" like a badge of honor.

drejelire, Tuesday, 31 October 2017 18:29 (six years ago) link

yeah, there's something a bit disingenuous and maybe narcissistic about that kind of talk

IF (Terrorist) Yes, Explain (man alive), Tuesday, 31 October 2017 18:30 (six years ago) link

280 character limit on Twitter and the endless reflexive tweets about said limit.

Moodles, Thursday, 9 November 2017 16:17 (six years ago) link

Joni Mitchell

Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Friday, 10 November 2017 02:01 (six years ago) link

Louis CK

Terry Micawber (Tom D.), Friday, 10 November 2017 02:02 (six years ago) link

Rick & Morty, BoJack Horseman, Adventure Time, Stephen Universe

flappy bird, Friday, 10 November 2017 02:11 (six years ago) link

your disgust with my lowbrow dietary choices

ur-oik (rip van wanko), Friday, 10 November 2017 02:43 (six years ago) link

probably have posted this before but

peoples' pets

marcos, Friday, 10 November 2017 15:43 (six years ago) link

also, when their dog is their profile pic

rove mcmanus island (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 10 November 2017 20:35 (six years ago) link

Yeah well I don't care about your fucking kids.

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Friday, 10 November 2017 20:40 (six years ago) link

JK I love kids.

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Friday, 10 November 2017 20:40 (six years ago) link

NB My pet is not my profile pic that is weird.

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Friday, 10 November 2017 20:40 (six years ago) link

Whether anyone (on ILX or anywhere else) has masturbated in front of a woman.

Terry Micawber (Tom D.), Friday, 10 November 2017 20:48 (six years ago) link

thanks for the male perspective 🙄

maura, Saturday, 11 November 2017 11:39 (six years ago) link

btw my previous answer is also a response to this thread’s prompt

maura, Saturday, 11 November 2017 11:40 (six years ago) link

I'm not at all interested in the internecine battles of Canadian academics.

― flappy bird

bumbling my way toward the light or wahtever (hardcore dilettante), Saturday, 11 November 2017 12:09 (six years ago) link

thanks for the male perspective 🙄

I probably could have worded it better, what I meant was I don't really care to read a thread on ILX where men talk about masturbating in front of women - their motivations, their experiences etc.- then vote on it.

Terry Micawber (Tom D.), Saturday, 11 November 2017 12:20 (six years ago) link

Keep it up with the pet pictures, it's not overrated, it's something the internet does well.

Robert Adam Gilmour, Monday, 13 November 2017 20:21 (six years ago) link

music videos

marcos, Tuesday, 14 November 2017 22:50 (six years ago) link

Football

eeshTrip (darraghmac), Wednesday, 15 November 2017 07:22 (six years ago) link

aw diddums

the intentional phallusy (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 15 November 2017 08:40 (six years ago) link

:D

eeshTrip (darraghmac), Wednesday, 15 November 2017 09:21 (six years ago) link

lena dunham

marcos, Saturday, 18 November 2017 17:09 (six years ago) link

ted talks

mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Saturday, 18 November 2017 19:31 (six years ago) link

1) The war on Christmas
2) The war on the war on Christmas

Chunky Backgammon (onimo), Friday, 24 November 2017 14:11 (six years ago) link

black Friday

beard papa, Friday, 24 November 2017 17:42 (six years ago) link

p!nk

clouds, Friday, 24 November 2017 17:58 (six years ago) link

portugal. the man

maura, Friday, 24 November 2017 20:19 (six years ago) link

making my home smarter

scott seward, Friday, 24 November 2017 22:33 (six years ago) link

in related news -- having my television understand me when I talk to it

A is for (Aimless), Friday, 24 November 2017 22:36 (six years ago) link

How much you've always hated the work of a public figure who's just been outed as a creep.

Ripped Taylor (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 29 November 2017 17:54 (six years ago) link

Especially when contrasted with sadness about public figures whose work you like being outed

flappy bird, Wednesday, 29 November 2017 17:55 (six years ago) link

aw I love caring about hate!

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 29 November 2017 17:56 (six years ago) link

I hate caring about love *launches into grouchy but besotted Bacharach number*

moyesery loves kompany (darraghmac), Wednesday, 29 November 2017 18:08 (six years ago) link

i think the internet has made me not care about people dying. in general. i am rarely gutted. i don't even flinch anymore. and all the mass shootings...its all a blur now. which is kinda sad. but maybe that's just a part of getting old and bitter. it's so endless. which it always has been. but its such a daily internet ritual. the daily death.

scott seward, Wednesday, 29 November 2017 19:42 (six years ago) link

this new trend of ppl dying must stop

Mordy, Wednesday, 29 November 2017 19:43 (six years ago) link

Bowie and Prince tho

flappy bird, Wednesday, 29 November 2017 19:43 (six years ago) link

well i guess pre-internet i just wasn't deluged by public grief and memories of fave performers and all that. and now i am and as a result i kinda don't care anymore.

i have this HUGE book at the store of princess diana poems written by the common people and its kinda touching. i remember where i was when her and dodo bit the dust. i was in north carolina. visiting my sister. and it was the last time i ever saw my sister. that's my touching story.

don't care about bowie and prince anymore. they had to die sooner or later.

scott seward, Wednesday, 29 November 2017 20:01 (six years ago) link

Aw damn

The feeling I feel when a Bowie or a Prince dies is complicated, more of a response to the pageantry and cash-ins and public wailing than it is to the actual passing-on of a person

The only death-of-a-public-figure that actually put me into a state of mourning was John Fahey. I had a ticket to his show and he cancelled. I didn't hear or know he'd died-- too obscure I guess to make a headline. Only found out six months later when I was leafing through a MOJO magazine, came upon that twelve-page combination "obit + tour diary + document of his latter-day shattered life", read it in the record store with tears flowing openly

flamboyant goon tie included, Wednesday, 29 November 2017 20:18 (six years ago) link

the beatles

In a slipshod style (Ross), Wednesday, 29 November 2017 21:07 (six years ago) link

Oof

moyesery loves kompany (darraghmac), Wednesday, 29 November 2017 21:10 (six years ago) link

think the internet has made me not care about people dying. in general. i am rarely gutted

having faced real death and medical emergencies in the family this year i have had the opposite reaction, i give far less of a shit about the internet than my real life, which is actually finite and precious.

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 30 November 2017 03:20 (six years ago) link

any news story about somebody tweeting something is automatically in the running for the least interesting thing i will read all day

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 30 November 2017 03:21 (six years ago) link

i don't care about what other people don't want to hear about. in my opinion, not writing about something that you don't want to read about is the way to go.

https://theconcourse.deadspin.com/i-dont-want-to-hear-another-fucking-word-about-john-mcc-1792493680

scott seward, Thursday, 30 November 2017 17:38 (six years ago) link

Net neutrality. I mean, I care about it, and I want a bunch of people that aren’t me to do something about it. But in a way where it doesn’t flood every social network I’m on and all the algorithms think that is the most import thing in the world to me.

Jeff, Friday, 1 December 2017 18:15 (six years ago) link

yeah I had to mute every variation of that phrase for twitter

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Friday, 1 December 2017 18:17 (six years ago) link

im just annoyed that we have to go through this panic about net neutrality every six months or so. i thought we figured this shit out with SOPA in early 2012

flappy bird, Friday, 1 December 2017 18:18 (six years ago) link

my coworker sent me link to discussion about it on our intra-company discussion board and I was so mad at him for getting me sucked into reading these half-baked "FREE MARKET!! INNOVATION!! CONSUMER CHOICE!!!" arguments from guys (they were all male) whose profile pics screamed "libertarian jackass".

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Friday, 1 December 2017 18:20 (six years ago) link

Damien Green watching porn.

Action of Boyle Man Prompts Visitor to Stay (Tom D.), Saturday, 2 December 2017 08:27 (six years ago) link

that milo guy

rove mcmanus island (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 2 December 2017 08:32 (six years ago) link

Who the fuck is Keaton

flappy bird, Tuesday, 12 December 2017 01:40 (six years ago) link

^^^

Not just Taylor Swift, but endless chin-stroking articles about what she MEANS and REPRESENTS

Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Tuesday, 12 December 2017 09:53 (six years ago) link

Catperson

remember the lmao (darraghmac), Tuesday, 12 December 2017 09:54 (six years ago) link

right there with ya

The Dearth of Stollen (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 12 December 2017 09:56 (six years ago) link

I just don't care about whatever Christmas shit your shop is trying to sell while I'm in the middle of watching New Tricks

The Dearth of Stollen (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 12 December 2017 10:13 (six years ago) link

New Tricks

rove mcmanus island (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 12 December 2017 10:26 (six years ago) link

Magic tricks. srsly.

Susan Stranglehands (jed_), Tuesday, 12 December 2017 10:29 (six years ago) link

I found it quite amusing that an ad for Fisherman's Friend kept popping up on the boat scenes in Vikings the other day.

calzino, Tuesday, 12 December 2017 10:31 (six years ago) link

it's sad really, just as I'm settling into my dotage and becoming a TV guy I realise that every advert drives me fully mental with rage

The Dearth of Stollen (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 12 December 2017 11:57 (six years ago) link

That's why TV remotes have a mute button.

Moodles, Tuesday, 12 December 2017 13:20 (six years ago) link

surprisingly enough, blur

bob lefse (rushomancy), Tuesday, 12 December 2017 15:02 (six years ago) link

"cat person"

bob lefse (rushomancy), Friday, 15 December 2017 02:10 (six years ago) link

It’s remarkable that a fiction piece in the New Yorker, perhaps the most-skipped department, is viral.

.oO (silby), Friday, 15 December 2017 02:11 (six years ago) link

yeah that was my thought. i haven't read it yet but i'm pretty sure that's the first time a short story has gone viral. i mean it happened on the same day as keaton and by the time i read about it it was already thru tertiary sources, ppl making fun of it, criticizing it, etc. and i had NO idea wtf anyone was talking about.

flappy bird, Friday, 15 December 2017 02:30 (six years ago) link

Keaton Jones, Michael Keaton, Diane Keaton, Keaton from Fire Emblem?

I'm often surprised at the outpouring of grief at a celebrity death, I've never felt more than quite disturbed at the circumstances of a few deaths and sometimes I've started to think something was wrong with me that it never upsets me much but I don't recall seeing anyone I know in real life genuinely upset about these things.
Not that I'm faulting anyone who cries every time.

Robert Adam Gilmour, Friday, 15 December 2017 13:51 (six years ago) link

I had to google Keaton and cat person to even know wtf you guys were talking about. It's kinda nice to be pretty much completely out of the social media loop, I have to say.

Oiled Launch (Old Lunch), Friday, 15 December 2017 13:58 (six years ago) link

this is the only keaton i know

http://zelda.wikia.com/wiki/Keaton_Mask

i heard he's very popular recently

i accidentally read three pages of "cat person" before realizing i truly and honestly didn't care about either of the main characters. i suppose if i read the rest of it i could have An Opinion on it, but why should I go out of my way (or even allow myself through sheer inertia) to become something I hate?

bob lefse (rushomancy), Friday, 15 December 2017 15:18 (six years ago) link

things that were predicted by simpsons / family guy / back to the future

Einstein, Bazinga, Sitar (abanana), Saturday, 16 December 2017 17:28 (six years ago) link

i read that cat people story it's a real cringe comedy story! both the characters are duds if you ask me. plus 20 is the new 15 you should never date a 20 year old unless you are 20 it would be like dating a baby. the real jaw dropper for me though was the part where someone who works in a movie theater was so surprised that someone would order popcorn and licorice before a movie! that's a pretty normal thing to do. the guy was obviously the bigger dud though. he did everything wrong that you could do wrong. he was like a psa for wrong.

scott seward, Saturday, 16 December 2017 17:48 (six years ago) link

omarosa

marcos, Saturday, 16 December 2017 18:13 (six years ago) link

anti-bird spikes being put in trees to stop them shitting on the cars

FREEZE! FYI! (dog latin), Wednesday, 20 December 2017 16:52 (six years ago) link

US politics. Or rather, I wish I didn't care, but I'm afraid it would make me less Canadian.

pomenitul, Wednesday, 20 December 2017 16:59 (six years ago) link

not caring is a privilege, imo you should feel fortunate to not have to care about US politics!

weird woman in a bar (La Lechera), Wednesday, 20 December 2017 17:13 (six years ago) link

i'm guessing most people on earth don't care about u.s. politics even if u.s. politics affects them.

scott seward, Wednesday, 20 December 2017 17:19 (six years ago) link

they got their own problems.

scott seward, Wednesday, 20 December 2017 17:19 (six years ago) link

americans like to think that everyone is thinking about them all the time though.

scott seward, Wednesday, 20 December 2017 17:20 (six years ago) link

We do spend more time thinking about them than they do about us (no matter who 'we' may be).

We probably think about them less than they think we do, though.

pomenitul, Wednesday, 20 December 2017 17:25 (six years ago) link

It's not so much that I don't care (I have friends and family who live there, quite aside from anything else) but I do kinda resent/lament just how much of your shitty dumb politics we all apparently have to know about. Obv this is amplified by the internet but like constant updates on whether an election in Alabama would be won by a paedophile or a non-paedophile, it's pretty wearying - you'd legitimately wonder if we actually did have our own problems sometimes, the inordinate attention paid to this shit over here

sonnet by a wite kid, "On Æolian Grief" (wins), Wednesday, 20 December 2017 17:28 (six years ago) link

But in an Americanized world, on an Americanized internet, they seep into our thoughts without us realizing it. It's hard to tune out.

xp

pomenitul, Wednesday, 20 December 2017 17:29 (six years ago) link

It's not so much that I don't care (I have friends and family who live there, quite aside from anything else) but I do kinda resent/lament just how much of your shitty dumb politics we all apparently have to know about. Obv this is amplified by the internet but like constant updates on whether an election in Alabama would be won by a paedophile or a non-paedophile, it's pretty wearying - you'd legitimately wonder if we actually did have our own problems sometimes, the inordinate attention paid to this shit over here

― sonnet by a wite kid, "On Æolian Grief" (wins), Wednesday, December 20, 2017

Yeah, and it's doubly exacerbated when you live in Canada. So fucking aggravating.

pomenitul, Wednesday, 20 December 2017 17:31 (six years ago) link

xp tbf, i think much of the inordinate attention is of the 'wow, look at these assholes' variety. it's hard not to look at a car wreck, even if it's across an ocean

mookieproof, Wednesday, 20 December 2017 17:33 (six years ago) link

i would hazard to guess that most people in the USA don't like needing to babysit the president either
i barely consider the current situation "american politics" -- it's a world class shitshow

in a more rational time, at least the president could be counted on to not throw a tantrum. now we are using the word tantrum regularly to describe POTUS behavior.

weird woman in a bar (La Lechera), Wednesday, 20 December 2017 17:52 (six years ago) link

Star Wars: The Last Jedi has forever ruined the series for me. that garbage story they gave Luke was shit. below might be v light spoilers (i don't reveal any specific that happens just the general treatment of the film):

i am going to stay away from dedicated Star Wars threads because i know this is by design at this point. i don't want to contribute to people spending any more time thinking about this series or "defending my opinion" against someone who doesn't like it. the story was uninteresting, the motivations unbelievable, all the characters were wasted, the new characters remained one dimensional and ill-defined, and the universe itself makes less and less sense as the cognitive dissonance of continuously achieving total victory being overturned immediately afterwards and the pointless of it all has crept in.

i admit i complained about Space Balls. in all reality it was a complaint of love and to see the alternative be a minimalist rehash of a famous OT scene combined with another famous OT scene and then conclude the sequence with a copy of maybe the most famous OT scene. it has been nauseating to read so many people talk about how they are changing things up when in reality this is the safest film because it is constantly hedging its bets. this is a kind of movie where our heroes get captured twice and escape each time in under 5 minutes. there are no stakes. it is a cartoon. it is a Disney show.

the sad thing is the first film set things up very well. JJ included so many tantalizing mysteries. it is obvious the new director did not want to follow up. he wanted to make a setpiece that is more like something out of Lady And The Tramp. we have the first black lead actor in a Star Wars series introduced as a stormtrooper and that has never been touched upon. we don't look into his past. we don't find out where he is from. we don't even know is real name. this is two movies in and we don't even know the name of one of your supposed main characters.

what happens in the next Star Wars, i just don't care about. after 36 years im done caring about these characters or what happens next in the series. make them bad. make them good. the rebels win the empire wins it doesn't matter, someone even states as much in this movie, right before it turns into an episode of Ducktales. if i want this level of content i can get it from Comic Con skits and phone/battery/Disney commercials, i can get it from Funny Or Die skits, etc. the old movies are unique and interesting and play an important role in film and cultural history. they will always be there. fuck off w this product.

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 20 December 2017 17:54 (six years ago) link

h8 it when serious adult cinema gets turned into cartoon

sonnet by a wite kid, "On Æolian Grief" (wins), Wednesday, 20 December 2017 17:59 (six years ago) link

star wars

marcos, Wednesday, 20 December 2017 17:59 (six years ago) link

the release of a new star wars doesn't feel like the huge cultural event that every other star wars was, including the 2015 one. i didn't see any trailers, pretty much only saw star wars superfans talking about it after it came out. i haven't seen it, probably won't get the chance, and i've never enjoyed watching any of the star wars movies at home

h8 it when serious adult cinema gets turned into cartoon

oh come on

flappy bird, Wednesday, 20 December 2017 18:03 (six years ago) link

Man, don't remind me about that The Seven Seals animated series. I feel like they missed Bergman's point entirely (although tbf there was that incongruous talking walrus in the movie so I can see how they ultimately arrived at that premise).

Encyclopedia Beige and the Case of the Bland Sandwich (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 20 December 2017 18:06 (six years ago) link

We do spend more time thinking about them than they do about us (no matter who 'we' may be).
We probably think about them less than they think we do, though.

OTM except I'm sure they don't spend any time thinking about us.

Whiney Houston (Tom D.), Wednesday, 20 December 2017 18:14 (six years ago) link

Unless you're Swedish. In which case the alt-right can't get its mind off you.

pomenitul, Wednesday, 20 December 2017 18:17 (six years ago) link

the release of a new star wars doesn't feel like the huge cultural event that every other star wars was, including the 2015 one. i didn't see any trailers, pretty much only saw star wars superfans talking about it after it came out.

obv there was a lot of fuss surrounding The Phantom Menace in 1999, but did the the second and third prequels get much attention when they came out? I don't remember hearing much about them at all

soref, Wednesday, 20 December 2017 18:19 (six years ago) link

I know I should not do this but:

the sad thing is the first film set things up very well. JJ included so many tantalizing mysteries.

Come on, man. *Even if* I grant this -- which I don't, IDGAF who Rey's parents were or how Maz got Luke's lightsaber -- when has that dude ever followed up on "tantalizing mysteries?"

we have the first black lead actor in a Star Wars series introduced as a stormtrooper and that has never been touched upon. we don't look into his past. we don't find out where he is from.

Aren't you one of the same dudes complaining about origin story movies like the Han Solo flick?

we don't even know is real name. this is two movies in and we don't even know the name of one of your supposed main characters.

Again, WGAF? There's no on-screen or in-universe reason to disbelieve his statement in TFA, "That's the only name they ever gave me." Just like the Jedi, the First Order takes these kids in late infancy to train them. They don't have names, they have numbers, just like the Clone Troopers did.

Monster fatberg (Phil D.), Wednesday, 20 December 2017 18:20 (six years ago) link

"Where did Finn come from before he was taken as a baby by the First Order?" is literally one of the top three least interesting potential Star Wars plotlines I can imagine. It's beyond irrelevant -- it's comically stupid.

Monster fatberg (Phil D.), Wednesday, 20 December 2017 18:21 (six years ago) link

i don't understand what is wrong with wanting a character that people have liked for 40 years to be written with consistency. this was the Batman V Superman of films. an angry teenager pretending to not care.

"duh it's always been a cartoon" is a misrepresentation. it has always been a pulp sci fi inspired by genre film. it was made by a film school guy who hung out with Coppola when he was making Apocalypse Now. now it is a fake cartoon of that.

the film has so many problems because this guy is a poor filmmaker. visually it is nice but you can learn that doing commercials. there are weird choices. why did we get introduced to a Stormtrooper and have it be a game-changing thing only to have none of that be part of this story?
Finn is a sidekick who is under-served and he is one of the main new characters. it is just not interesting as a pulp sci fi film. the ending in particular was un-satisfying thing to watch in a film full of visual spectacle. the main hero's final act and the set design was something i saw this year an episode of The Andy Griffith Show.

this is not my issue with the film. none of the main characters have family or even home planets. they are living action figures. they come through the film unscathed but with new accessories.

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 20 December 2017 18:22 (six years ago) link

Can you honestly say this is something you truly don't care about?

Moodles, Wednesday, 20 December 2017 18:24 (six years ago) link

I don't care if people discuss a movie I haven't seen yet itt rather than in the thread specifically reserved for discussing said movie with other people who've already seen it. I really don't, at all. Please continue with my blessing.

Encyclopedia Beige and the Case of the Bland Sandwich (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 20 December 2017 18:24 (six years ago) link

Aren't you one of the same dudes complaining about origin story movies like the Han Solo flick?

what does that mean? Han Solo is an old character. i would rather them let go of the old characters and do something new. this is why i want to know about Finn. what is his story? where is he from? he had PTSD from being a storm trooper. isn't that supposed to be interesting? no, he's given a side story while the real hero combined Luke and Leia.

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 20 December 2017 18:24 (six years ago) link

Why are we having this discussion here?

Moodles, Wednesday, 20 December 2017 18:25 (six years ago) link

every thread will become star wars thread. that's the internet law of hitler.

scott seward, Wednesday, 20 December 2017 18:25 (six years ago) link

lol sorry I have no horse in this race, this is a legitimate thing I don't care about

But starwars ~d i s c o u r s e~ is Extremely Bad and far less welcome than US politics obv

sonnet by a wite kid, "On Æolian Grief" (wins), Wednesday, 20 December 2017 18:27 (six years ago) link

I maintain that there is absolutely nothing in Luke's characterization that is inconsistent with anything we've seen before and anyone who thinks so is not paying attention.

Monster fatberg (Phil D.), Wednesday, 20 December 2017 18:28 (six years ago) link

Dudes, do we care about this topic or not?

Moodles, Wednesday, 20 December 2017 18:29 (six years ago) link

obv there was a lot of fuss surrounding The Phantom Menace in 1999, but did the the second and third prequels get much attention when they came out? I don't remember hearing much about them at all

― soref, Wednesday, December 20, 2017 1:19 PM (two minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

true, although i was a kid when the prequels came out & was very amped and very exposed but yes The Phantom Menace absolutely got wayyyyy more coverage than the others. maybe because everyone hated it ( i loved it). with these, it's like... really? do we need more star wars movies. i was so into them all as a kid, and by the time TFA came out i just didn't give a shit (saw it tho, was ok). i remember the excitement in 98/99 and the buildup, the mystery, the mythic status of the first 3 movies because there were only 3 and they came out many years ago.

xp woops lol no more star wars posts

flappy bird, Wednesday, 20 December 2017 18:29 (six years ago) link

this is why i want to know about Finn. what is his story? where is he from? he had PTSD from being a storm trooper.

1. He comes from the First Order, where he's been since he was a tiny little boy, being trained all his life to be a good trooper. There's a picture and everything in the movie. What else do you need to know? How could it possibly help the movie to know more, rather than satisfying whatever itch you apparently need scratched?

https://i.imgur.com/gPPBCxl.jpg

2. That portion of his character arc was completed in TFA. He was terrified of the First Order finding him and fully prepared to run away from Maz's castle with the two smugglers, then saw Rey being taken by Kylo Ren and realized there were things more important than his own safety and peace of mind.

God damn some ILXors are fucking bad at watching movies.

Monster fatberg (Phil D.), Wednesday, 20 December 2017 18:33 (six years ago) link

Please stop

Moodles, Wednesday, 20 December 2017 18:34 (six years ago) link

prequels were stupid but harmless. this actively takes a series that ended on a message of non-violence (Luke throwing away his weapon is when he won, he would let the Emperor kill him rather than fight). the new series is like nah, that was bullshit. violence is cool. "The war will always go on." great message.

i mean i enjoyed watching it but it was dumb as fuck and it is annoying to see everyone dismiss that with "lol you aren't good at watching films"

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 20 December 2017 18:36 (six years ago) link

Do you know what's annoying?

Moodles, Wednesday, 20 December 2017 18:37 (six years ago) link

Can you absolute arseholes get the fuck out of a completely unrelated thread while discussing a newly released movie

You total dicks

remember the lmao (darraghmac), Wednesday, 20 December 2017 18:37 (six years ago) link

lmao gtfo this thread yall

marcos, Wednesday, 20 December 2017 18:38 (six years ago) link

dmac otm

marcos, Wednesday, 20 December 2017 18:38 (six years ago) link

Hank solo dies

sonnet by a wite kid, "On Æolian Grief" (wins), Wednesday, 20 December 2017 18:38 (six years ago) link

Are there Last Jedi spoilers happening here? I care about not having this movie spoiled.

jmm, Wednesday, 20 December 2017 18:39 (six years ago) link

Yes, thanks darragh, my passagg approach was not connecting.

Moodles, Wednesday, 20 December 2017 18:40 (six years ago) link

TBF, this confusion could've been circumvented if Rian Johnson hadn't insisted upon the title Star Wars Episode VIII: Things You Just Don't Care About.

Encyclopedia Beige and the Case of the Bland Sandwich (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 20 December 2017 18:41 (six years ago) link

The way I look at it, regardless of topic, if you have to write 20 paragraphs about why you don't care about something, perhaps you are not really in touch with your true feelings

Moodles, Wednesday, 20 December 2017 18:44 (six years ago) link

Mods feel free 2 delete my posts, I said I shouldn't have done it and I shouldn't.

Monster fatberg (Phil D.), Wednesday, 20 December 2017 18:45 (six years ago) link

I just want to give a shout out to all those posters who really don't care about something to the point you haven't even posted about it on here. Respect!

calzino, Wednesday, 20 December 2017 18:45 (six years ago) link

I'm kinda glad I didn't care for the couple of star war films I watched cause it means I don't have to pick a side in the NOT MY GHOSTBUSTERS -vs- omg Kelly Marie Tran stroked a kitten IM WEEPING wars of 17

sonnet by a wite kid, "On Æolian Grief" (wins), Wednesday, 20 December 2017 18:49 (six years ago) link

I despise Star Wars with some considerable energy, so I can't really say I don't care. I've hated it since a child abuser forced me to watch all of them in one marathon sitting in Bradford in the 80's.

calzino, Wednesday, 20 December 2017 18:56 (six years ago) link

adam: start a livejournal for all these feelings having & stop with the cropdusting. you’ve done this on 3 threads so far that I’ve counted. ENOUGH!!!
jfc

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 20 December 2017 18:59 (six years ago) link

lol cropdusting
is that a thing people say? i thought it referred to walking while farting but this new usage makes sense too :)

weird woman in a bar (La Lechera), Wednesday, 20 December 2017 19:04 (six years ago) link

^^^

(I assume vg is using the driveby fart definition p much)

sonnet by a wite kid, "On Æolian Grief" (wins), Wednesday, 20 December 2017 19:06 (six years ago) link

i didnt intentionally mean it in the fart sense but it feels apropo in hindsight lol

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 20 December 2017 19:08 (six years ago) link

apoopoo

remember the lmao (darraghmac), Wednesday, 20 December 2017 19:10 (six years ago) link

u_u

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 20 December 2017 19:20 (six years ago) link

pu_pu

remember the lmao (darraghmac), Wednesday, 20 December 2017 19:21 (six years ago) link


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infinity (∞), Wednesday, 20 December 2017 19:22 (six years ago) link

lol star wars fans are the worst huh

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 20 December 2017 20:03 (six years ago) link

It's not so much that I don't care (I have friends and family who live there, quite aside from anything else) but I do kinda resent/lament just how much of your shitty dumb politics we all apparently have to know about. Obv this is amplified by the internet but like constant updates on whether an election in Alabama would be won by a paedophile or a non-paedophile, it's pretty wearying - you'd legitimately wonder if we actually did have our own problems sometimes, the inordinate attention paid to this shit over here

― sonnet by a wite kid, "On Æolian Grief" (wins), Thursday, 21 December 2017 04:28 (two hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this this this this this. so utterly utterly sick of our media covering america like we live there. we do not.

rove mcmanus island (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 20 December 2017 20:20 (six years ago) link

tbh it breaks up the wall-to-wall Brexit

Colonel Poo, Wednesday, 20 December 2017 20:27 (six years ago) link

it does

rove mcmanus island (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 20 December 2017 20:28 (six years ago) link

More other things really should break that up. Current events in Philippines seems underreported.

Robert Adam Gilmour, Wednesday, 20 December 2017 20:48 (six years ago) link

What events? (see what I mean)

Whiney Houston (Tom D.), Wednesday, 20 December 2017 20:52 (six years ago) link

who is president (unless eric b)
― nashwan, Thursday, 4 October 2012 13:13 (five years ago)

my how I've grown

nashwan, Wednesday, 20 December 2017 21:01 (six years ago) link

my taxes being cut

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 20 December 2017 21:02 (six years ago) link

TBF, 'Duterte gunning for title of World's Most Garbage Human' isn't a new development per se.

Encyclopedia Beige and the Case of the Bland Sandwich (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 20 December 2017 21:03 (six years ago) link

Mr Jones and what his accomplice get up to in the 90s hit song 'Mr Jones' by Counting Crows as told from the perspective of said accomplice.

nashwan, Wednesday, 20 December 2017 21:05 (six years ago) link

Migos

Lyudmila Pavlichenko (dandydonweiner), Wednesday, 20 December 2017 21:06 (six years ago) link

and trap, which is the worst thing ever

Lyudmila Pavlichenko (dandydonweiner), Wednesday, 20 December 2017 21:06 (six years ago) link

TBF, 'Duterte gunning for title of World's Most Garbage Human' isn't a new development per se.

― Encyclopedia Beige and the Case of the Bland Sandwich (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 20 December 2017 21:03

I don't know if much has changed over the year but it's such a crazy situation that it deserves a bit more coverage.

Robert Adam Gilmour, Wednesday, 20 December 2017 21:30 (six years ago) link

otm re philippines. if i listed a load of crazy despotic lunatics in world power and left off trump, within seconds someone somewhere would say “you forgot trump”. like anyone on the planet is able to forget that one orange bastard who’s basically the world’s loudest wallpaper.

rove mcmanus island (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 20 December 2017 21:33 (six years ago) link

Well at least today there is a fair bit of reportage on Trump's terrible domestic policies rather than what the cunt says on twitter. But I ignore him about 99% of the time.

calzino, Wednesday, 20 December 2017 21:38 (six years ago) link

We don't really need to hear about Trump's terrible domestic policies is the argument I think.

Whiney Houston (Tom D.), Wednesday, 20 December 2017 21:58 (six years ago) link

yep

rove mcmanus island (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 20 December 2017 22:03 (six years ago) link

well I did say I mostly ignore it. But when it is about solid policy, that has been voted through congress, it piques my interests for about 10 seconds.

calzino, Wednesday, 20 December 2017 22:14 (six years ago) link

this this this this this. so utterly utterly sick of our media covering america like we live there. we do not.

Can't we make some kind of trade where news of US politics never crosses US borders, and we here in the US never have to hear about the fucking British royal family ever again?

grawlix (unperson), Wednesday, 20 December 2017 22:18 (six years ago) link

Fuck that, you can have them as well.

calzino, Wednesday, 20 December 2017 22:20 (six years ago) link

If there was an active Brit poster curated Royal Family thread on here, as opposed to the netflix series, you'd have something to really fucking moan about!

calzino, Wednesday, 20 December 2017 22:29 (six years ago) link

Really looking forward to the BBC drama series which takes a sympathetic look at the Trump presidency, helping to humanize the man and his family.

Whiney Houston (Tom D.), Wednesday, 20 December 2017 22:32 (six years ago) link

What I would love to hear nonstop Brexit talk in the office instead of what the U.S. president has said lately.

pplains, Wednesday, 20 December 2017 23:25 (six years ago) link

"Now get this, she's saying that she ain't so firm on 2019 being a set date anymore."

"Damn. Even the Cornhuskers got out of the Big 12 with less commotion than this ordeal."

pplains, Wednesday, 20 December 2017 23:30 (six years ago) link

God I'd love a pplains roundup of daily UK news

remember the lmao (darraghmac), Wednesday, 20 December 2017 23:32 (six years ago) link

Really looking forward to the BBC drama series which takes a sympathetic look at the Trump presidency, helping to humanize the man and his family.

the bbc has a similar problem to the abc here, which is to represent a really fucking awful person/concept/extremist movement as valid and sympathetic in some shitty government-appeasing false portrayal of “balance”. we just had a massive and unnecessary public vote postal survey to determine whether same-sex couples could get married, and the abc spent the whole time talking to fuckhead bigots like they were reasonable people with great ideas. it was fucking repugnant and has basically sealed my mistrust of all public broadcasters.

rove mcmanus island (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 20 December 2017 23:36 (six years ago) link

(xp) Let's try it. Our big national breaking story tonight is some prat resigning over porn on his computer, though he says it wasn't his porn and, anyway, he's not even resigning over that, he's resigning about lying about the fact that he knew the police had found someone else's porn on his computer.

Whiney Houston (Tom D.), Wednesday, 20 December 2017 23:38 (six years ago) link

... also, it's just common or garden porn, as it were, not even bad stuff.

Whiney Houston (Tom D.), Wednesday, 20 December 2017 23:41 (six years ago) link

Down with the Pornhuskers!

The BBC already tried an ill timed humanising May drama that disappeared without a trace after the election.

calzino, Wednesday, 20 December 2017 23:43 (six years ago) link

shit, i'd love a pplains roundup of daily usa news

mookieproof, Wednesday, 20 December 2017 23:54 (six years ago) link

Guys, these are my co-workers. I'm more of an SEC guy.

pplains, Thursday, 21 December 2017 01:01 (six years ago) link

But Theresa May says Damian Green may have been framed, who's to say?

https://i.imgur.com/Q7zpILJ.jpg

pplains, Thursday, 21 December 2017 01:01 (six years ago) link

I don't think I have any interest in how many people like cultural products or how many reviewers say nice things about them and I'm somewhere between bemused and amused when other people express an interest in this

a Rambo in curved air (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 21 December 2017 10:40 (six years ago) link

God I'd love a pplains roundup of daily UK news


seconded

dipso inferno (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 21 December 2017 10:50 (six years ago) link

whether ppl are getting on or off social media

i think it’s just the way celebs & some ppl announce it in this open letter style it always seems a little much to me

like, idk just bounce & dm the ppl you need to tell.

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 21 December 2017 20:46 (six years ago) link

Is that Ta-Nehisi Coates related?

I agree generally, but in his particular case (and there are other examples), the medium had a huge role in the message.

♫ very clever with maracas.jpg ♫ (Le Bateau Ivre), Thursday, 21 December 2017 20:49 (six years ago) link

vg otm

marcos, Thursday, 21 December 2017 20:57 (six years ago) link

I don't understand leaving Twitter if you're a writer. Post your shit, promote it, and get out.

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 21 December 2017 21:02 (six years ago) link

*ghosts ilx- doesnt. tell. any. one. (please clap)*

y'know, LIBS! libertarians, libertines, even liberians and librarians (Hunt3r), Thursday, 21 December 2017 21:39 (six years ago) link

i did that here! i don't know how long i lasted. i think i was just trying to do stuff and i thought if i wrote it down it would make it real. it doesn't work that well though.

From The Desk Of Scott Anthony Seward

scott seward, Thursday, 21 December 2017 21:53 (six years ago) link

:-) taking a break is cool. glad u made it thru bro. it's if you intend to leave forever, then i dont care.

y'know, LIBS! libertarians, libertines, even liberians and librarians (Hunt3r), Thursday, 21 December 2017 22:00 (six years ago) link

recently mtn folk were joking about "nobody cares that you telemark" bumper stickers from years gone by, and reflected on one response which was pretty wtf

http://www.tetonat.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/micheal-cares-that-you-tele.jpg

y'know, LIBS! libertarians, libertines, even liberians and librarians (Hunt3r), Thursday, 21 December 2017 22:10 (six years ago) link

boat race

rove mcmanus island (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 28 December 2017 01:01 (six years ago) link

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Thursday, 28 December 2017 23:12 (six years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Justin Timberlake traveling back in time to 2005 to reinvent Mumford and Sons

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 18 January 2018 02:06 (six years ago) link

"A Netflix original series"

how to diss a peer completely (unregistered), Tuesday, 23 January 2018 02:40 (six years ago) link

"[z-list celebrity] condemns Logan Paul's horrific suicide video"

how to diss a peer completely (unregistered), Tuesday, 23 January 2018 02:41 (six years ago) link

ambitious weird twitter dudes and their extra-twitterial art/film/literary projects (and attendant kickstarters)

how to diss a peer completely (unregistered), Tuesday, 23 January 2018 02:42 (six years ago) link

otm stick to twitter

flappy bird, Tuesday, 23 January 2018 02:57 (six years ago) link

Anyone who expects to be Patreoned

Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Tuesday, 23 January 2018 12:30 (six years ago) link

i'm starting one quite soon :D

mark s, Tuesday, 23 January 2018 12:38 (six years ago) link

i guess i'm supposed to be afraid to buy a crockpot because a fictional dad forgot batteries for his smoke detector and his crockpot caught fire or something and his house burned down and he died in 1998, anyway i don't care.

omar little, Saturday, 27 January 2018 02:32 (six years ago) link

The flu is overrated this year

Woon... Doopee Time (FlopsyDuck), Saturday, 27 January 2018 02:55 (six years ago) link

You never know about that one

flappy bird, Saturday, 27 January 2018 05:41 (six years ago) link

Elitism in Pop Music

Video reach stereo bog (Tom D.), Tuesday, 6 February 2018 00:22 (six years ago) link

ofc may as well skip that and read https://www.avclub.com/last-nights-super-bowl-ratings-were-the-lowest-in-8-yea-1822727516 seems like a lot of people don't care about the Super Bowl

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 6 February 2018 00:28 (six years ago) link

also a lot of football fans dont care about/outright hate the Patriots and/or the Eagles

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 6 February 2018 00:31 (six years ago) link

will sign off on this and expand to not caring how much you "don't care about sports" in general

Entrepreneurial Jism Unshackler (Hadrian VIII), Tuesday, 6 February 2018 00:32 (six years ago) link

cross reference "sportsball" to the hated idioms + phrases thread

Mordy, Tuesday, 6 February 2018 00:38 (six years ago) link

yes

Entrepreneurial Jism Unshackler (Hadrian VIII), Tuesday, 6 February 2018 00:40 (six years ago) link

yeah that cant be reiterated enough. also making sure other people know you don't care about sports. like making really sure, im not talking one post in this thread (i dont care about sports), im saying the overcompensating / condescending pose people will take irl and online, which is what "sportsball" represents and im glad its died an ugly death

flappy bird, Tuesday, 6 February 2018 00:41 (six years ago) link

although i did watch the second half of the game last night bc i had money on it. im a sneaky gambler. also was rooting for the eagles (in addition to all the obvious reasons) bc i wanted to see how buck philly fans would go and hey, they did not disappoint: http://www.oregonlive.com/nfl/index.ssf/2018/02/watch_philadelphia_eagles_fan.html

flappy bird, Tuesday, 6 February 2018 00:42 (six years ago) link

thats a video of a guy eating horse shit btw

flappy bird, Tuesday, 6 February 2018 00:43 (six years ago) link

xp ppl thinking it lends instant intellectual cred

Entrepreneurial Jism Unshackler (Hadrian VIII), Tuesday, 6 February 2018 00:45 (six years ago) link

xp ew scratch that I don't care about sports

Entrepreneurial Jism Unshackler (Hadrian VIII), Tuesday, 6 February 2018 00:46 (six years ago) link

Pat and Eagles fans are all war criminals tho

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 6 February 2018 00:51 (six years ago) link

hey man looks like he was just trying to have a good time

flappy bird, Tuesday, 6 February 2018 01:03 (six years ago) link

i guess i'm supposed to be afraid to buy a crockpot because a fictional dad forgot batteries for his smoke detector and his crockpot caught fire or something and his house burned down and he died in 1998, anyway i don't care.

― omar little, Friday, January 26, 2018 8:32 PM (one week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I love this folk wisdom stuff, also "pressure cookers are dangerous and very difficult" when we now have magical electronic machines that do it all for you

mh, Tuesday, 6 February 2018 01:07 (six years ago) link

decided the other day I don't care when my neighbors put the trash out and then are out of town for the weekend (garbage collection day is friday)

like, the city ordinance is that you are supposed to remove the trash bin from the curb within X hours but they're not that much of an eyesore and who cares

mh, Tuesday, 6 February 2018 01:10 (six years ago) link

will sign off on this and expand to not caring how much you "don't care about sports" in general

― Entrepreneurial Jism Unshackler (Hadrian VIII), Monday, February 5, 2018 7:32 PM (forty minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

cross reference "sportsball" to the hated idioms + phrases thread

― Mordy, Monday, February 5, 2018 7:38 PM (thirty-five minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yes

― Entrepreneurial Jism Unshackler (Hadrian VIII), Monday, February 5, 2018 7:40 PM (thirty-three minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yeah that cant be reiterated enough. also making sure other people know you don't care about sports. like making really sure, im not talking one post in this thread (i dont care about sports), im saying the overcompensating / condescending pose people will take irl and online, which is what "sportsball" represents and im glad its died an ugly death

― flappy bird, Monday, February 5, 2018 7:41 PM (thirty-two minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

This all sounds like jock talk to me.

how's life, Tuesday, 6 February 2018 01:27 (six years ago) link

whatever nerd

flappy bird, Tuesday, 6 February 2018 01:30 (six years ago) link

I care a lot about sports, in that I want many of the organizations that govern and profit off them to cease to exist because of their deleterious effect on our society, so I’d never call it “sportsball”, one must name the enemy

direct to consumer online mattress brand (silby), Tuesday, 6 February 2018 01:44 (six years ago) link

The flu is overrated this year

I hear that about 50,000 people die of flu in an average year. So, what's with the big deal over an extra 20,000 corpses, give or take?

A is for (Aimless), Tuesday, 6 February 2018 01:49 (six years ago) link

depends on how you define "extra" tbh

mh, Tuesday, 6 February 2018 01:51 (six years ago) link

plenty more where those came from

A is for (Aimless), Tuesday, 6 February 2018 02:02 (six years ago) link

chicken feet as a delicacy

rove mcmanus island (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 10 February 2018 21:28 (six years ago) link

Colberts Donald trump cartoon series

kolakube (Ross), Saturday, 10 February 2018 21:46 (six years ago) link

just donald trump generally

rove mcmanus island (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 10 February 2018 21:47 (six years ago) link

the backlash to the backlash to Justin Timberlake

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Saturday, 10 February 2018 21:49 (six years ago) link

Backlashes

The evangelistic streak that America never broke from regardless of flitting from one belief to the next

Alderweireld Horses (darraghmac), Sunday, 11 February 2018 19:24 (six years ago) link

evangelistic streak

^ more of a thing I don't care for, than a thing I don't care about

A is for (Aimless), Sunday, 11 February 2018 19:35 (six years ago) link

ice dancing

(i include all winter sports in this term, incl hockey)

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 11 February 2018 19:43 (six years ago) link

fp'd

mookieproof, Sunday, 11 February 2018 23:34 (six years ago) link

co-sign, morbs

flappy bird, Monday, 12 February 2018 00:16 (six years ago) link

all Olympics actually

flappy bird, Monday, 12 February 2018 00:16 (six years ago) link

apathy, it's a road to nowhere

kolakube (Ross), Monday, 12 February 2018 00:21 (six years ago) link

fuck the olympics, i don't care how much olympiads fuck, just go away!!!

clouds, Tuesday, 13 February 2018 17:07 (six years ago) link

I feel like most of this thread boils down to 'things I wish I didn't care about so much'.

pomenitul, Tuesday, 13 February 2018 17:08 (six years ago) link

powerful

The times they are a changing, perhaps (map), Tuesday, 13 February 2018 17:10 (six years ago) link

i'm sure i'm not the first person to note this but how come all the winter olympics are specifically "winter" sports and all the summer olympics are all the other sports? it makes the winter olympics feel like some bullshit rich kid ancillary thing. why don't they move some of the summer olympics sports (fencing? weightlifting? no reason these *need* to be summer sports) so that it doesn't feel like a totally bullshit endeavor?

Mordy, Tuesday, 13 February 2018 17:18 (six years ago) link

for sure, it should be "the olympics" and "the olympics: winter games" as a naming scheme

mh, Tuesday, 13 February 2018 17:20 (six years ago) link

because one is things that only work in the winter, and the other is every other competition

mh, Tuesday, 13 February 2018 17:20 (six years ago) link

because the (summer) olympics came first and the winter ones weren't introduced until 1924

mookieproof, Tuesday, 13 February 2018 17:21 (six years ago) link

Not that I personally care but the winter olympics certainly don't "feel like some bullshit rich kid ancillary thing' in Canada.

pomenitul, Tuesday, 13 February 2018 17:22 (six years ago) link

yeah I don't really get that vibe from them at all, but... upper midwest

mh, Tuesday, 13 February 2018 17:24 (six years ago) link

you know what I really don't give a shit about? summer olympics. at least the winter one has people doing crazy shit to music and x-games style snowboarding that is fun to watch

mh, Tuesday, 13 February 2018 17:25 (six years ago) link

yeah it's like oh michael phelps can swim really fast for 25 feet, here's a gold medal. how about 50 feet, here's another. how about doing it while making a silly face? sure, that's gold

mookieproof, Tuesday, 13 February 2018 17:30 (six years ago) link

idk what the situation is like in canada but most winter sports (all???) require expensive equipment and, depending on where you live, the luxury to travel to resorts to practice etc. there's def a class aspect.

Mordy, Tuesday, 13 February 2018 17:30 (six years ago) link

Summer better because track and field.

Jeff, Tuesday, 13 February 2018 17:30 (six years ago) link

needs an xc event where you shoot a gun tbh

Hunt3r, Tuesday, 13 February 2018 17:31 (six years ago) link

it could be swimming, track & field, etc have too many of the same competitions but ultimately "swimming" "running" "jumping" "lifting heavy things" these are core practices of humanity. "skiing" "snowboarding" "figure skating"...

Mordy, Tuesday, 13 February 2018 17:31 (six years ago) link

broomball should be in the winter olympics

mh, Tuesday, 13 February 2018 17:33 (six years ago) link

Outwith the Anglosphere (or the USA and the UK, tbh) there's nothing class based about winter sports.

Video reach stereo bog (Tom D.), Tuesday, 13 February 2018 17:41 (six years ago) link

whom amongst northern europeans does not own a pair of skis

mh, Tuesday, 13 February 2018 17:42 (six years ago) link

Itt ppl who hates sports discuss sports

Alderweireld Horses (darraghmac), Tuesday, 13 February 2018 17:42 (six years ago) link

Again.

Video reach stereo bog (Tom D.), Tuesday, 13 February 2018 17:43 (six years ago) link

Outwith the Anglosphere (or the USA and the UK, tbh) there's nothing class based about winter sports.

lol come now you know it's a big world out there

Mordy, Tuesday, 13 February 2018 17:48 (six years ago) link

Most of which is not best suited for winter sports.

Video reach stereo bog (Tom D.), Tuesday, 13 February 2018 17:49 (six years ago) link

Don't worry - before long, there won't be anyplace with enough snowfall to host a Winter Olympics.

grawlix (unperson), Tuesday, 13 February 2018 17:52 (six years ago) link

what i don't care about with immense feroious rage and passion is the fact that so-called biathlon only means getting to shoot stuff while skiing

there should be an entire so-called "biathlon" olympics, like a combination summer and winter olympics except every sport also includes gunplay

that's what i don't care about at all extremely angrily

mark s, Tuesday, 13 February 2018 17:54 (six years ago) link

Skeet surfing, coming in 2024

"oh no my cheds" man had dark to black packet (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 13 February 2018 17:59 (six years ago) link

you know, the ski/shoot bit always reminds me of james bond, but whatever/shooting sounds very american

mh, Tuesday, 13 February 2018 18:07 (six years ago) link

Outwith the Anglosphere (or the USA and the UK, tbh) there's nothing class based about winter sports.

lol come now you know it's a big world out there

― Mordy, Tuesday, February 13, 2018 9:48 AM (nineteen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yeah this isn't true. in south america going skiing in the andes is the preserve of the bourgeoisie with more serious skiers doing south american winter skiing in the andes and then going to the alps or rockies in european winter

khat person (jim in vancouver), Tuesday, 13 February 2018 18:13 (six years ago) link

is hockey bougie

mh, Tuesday, 13 February 2018 18:14 (six years ago) link

yes. all the gear and rink time is $$$.

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Tuesday, 13 February 2018 18:16 (six years ago) link

i never got the feeling that the winter olympics was exclusively for the rich in canada either

for something like figure skating, you need skates, some clothes when training and performing. these don't sound like expensive gear (same with something like curling). just reading about it in canada, it seemed like all types of people have access to it, but i don't know how much the training programmes are. i remember during the vancouver olympics, they interviewed some local olympians and some of them had jobs and just seemed like normal people. i mean we can talk about the middle class, as well, but that's different per country. i'm sure the scandinavians have a better system

in terms of hockey, in vancouver, if you you couldn't afford to play minor hockey or didn't want to, you'd play pick up hockey/street hockey and/or soccer

hockey gear is definitely more expensive now, because it's now bigger and better (with more padding), but if you really wanted to play, people would get used gear

anyway, i don't understand where this interest to include non-winter sports in the winter olympics is coming from, because surely non-winter sports are better suited to be played in spring or summer, in or outside. if it were in a venue, it would probably be more cost effective to do it when it's warmer in an open air stadium or something, to use less energy

papa poutine (∞), Tuesday, 13 February 2018 18:33 (six years ago) link

yeah this isn't true. in south america going skiing in the andes is the preserve of the bourgeoisie with more serious skiers doing south american winter skiing in the andes and then going to the alps or rockies in european winter

I was thinking of nations that routinely compete in the Winter Olympics, i.e. Norway rather than Brazil.

Video reach stereo bog (Tom D.), Tuesday, 13 February 2018 18:34 (six years ago) link

insert jamaican bobsled team reference

mh, Tuesday, 13 February 2018 18:35 (six years ago) link

south american countries routinely compete in the winter olympics, they just send very few athletes

khat person (jim in vancouver), Tuesday, 13 February 2018 18:37 (six years ago) link

Get away.

Video reach stereo bog (Tom D.), Tuesday, 13 February 2018 18:41 (six years ago) link

xp

they are not representative of the popularity of the sport the athlete is participating in though

you're going down a slippery slope

papa poutine (∞), Tuesday, 13 February 2018 18:43 (six years ago) link

no pun intended

papa poutine (∞), Tuesday, 13 February 2018 18:43 (six years ago) link

OK, I'll rephrase the statement, outside of the Anglosphere (or the USA and UK tbh) and those countries, almost too numerous to mention but I'll make a stab at it, that have no great tradition in winter sports - usually for reasons of geography and climate, but not necessarily - there's nothing class based about winter sports. If only I'd thought of that in the first place.

Video reach stereo bog (Tom D.), Tuesday, 13 February 2018 18:47 (six years ago) link

Not that I personally care but the winter olympics certainly don't "feel like some bullshit rich kid ancillary thing' in Canada.

Skiing and hockey do kind of feel like this to me?

No purposes. Sounds. (Sund4r), Tuesday, 13 February 2018 18:48 (six years ago) link

OK, not if you're counting like skating on the canal and street hockey.

No purposes. Sounds. (Sund4r), Tuesday, 13 February 2018 18:49 (six years ago) link

anything SpaceX does

frogbs, Tuesday, 13 February 2018 18:56 (six years ago) link

this book is interesting on this topic
https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/51zxd3WjtGL._SX331_BO1,204,203,200_.jpg

(its author is a bit of a weird thatcherite git, yet with a fascinated love for small and plucky countries like norway, and for the things indigenous people are better at than their imperialist overlords)

mark s, Tuesday, 13 February 2018 18:56 (six years ago) link

here is the young nansen modelling (a) ski-ing technique, back when you used one big pole instead of two small ones and (b) warm yet revealing woollen jaeger trousers, which he introduced to norway

mark s, Tuesday, 13 February 2018 18:59 (six years ago) link

https://mattsko.files.wordpress.com/2015/05/fridtjof-nansen-and-his-wife-eva-in-1890.jpg?w=1400

his wife is the one in the cute hat

mark s, Tuesday, 13 February 2018 19:01 (six years ago) link

more stuff i obviously don't care about at all

mark s, Tuesday, 13 February 2018 19:02 (six years ago) link

the picture probably resembles hockey in that more and bigger gear has been required for it as years go by

but that's because athletes are now bigger, stronger, and in the case of hockey, faster

papa poutine (∞), Tuesday, 13 February 2018 19:05 (six years ago) link

in that young lad's time hockey gear was pretty minimalist i meant to suggest if that wasn't clear

papa poutine (∞), Tuesday, 13 February 2018 19:06 (six years ago) link

kind of want to go watch Slap Shot now

mh, Tuesday, 13 February 2018 19:08 (six years ago) link

you go to the box, you know

two minutes by yourself, you know and you feel shame, you know

and then you get free

papa poutine (∞), Tuesday, 13 February 2018 19:13 (six years ago) link

Skiing and hockey do kind of feel like this to me?

It might just be me looking it at from an immigrant's perspective, by which I mean that hockey in particular is even more deeply embedded into my conception of 'Canadianness' precisely because it's one of those things I'm never going to get, always reminding me on some level that I'm not originally from here. So beyond the whole class thing (which skiing definitely foregrounds), there's an (often unexamined) sense in which winter sports are essentially Canadian, regardless of whether that's actually true in practice or not.

pomenitul, Tuesday, 13 February 2018 20:23 (six years ago) link

How SiriusXMU brought together Smash Mouth and Car Seat Headrest

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 14 February 2018 00:17 (six years ago) link

Icing happen when the puck go down bang. You know. Before the other guys.

YouTube_-_funy_cats.flv (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Wednesday, 14 February 2018 00:30 (six years ago) link

you’re stupid when you do that. just some english pig with no brains, you know

mookieproof, Wednesday, 14 February 2018 03:55 (six years ago) link

Thread got guud

papa poutine (∞), Wednesday, 14 February 2018 06:08 (six years ago) link

how much money black panther makes & what that means

johnny crunch, Saturday, 17 February 2018 19:04 (six years ago) link

yea... idk the hyperbole about it is a little much. it's a comic book movie

marcos, Saturday, 17 February 2018 21:28 (six years ago) link

whether there's a better compiler than Bob Stanley out there

Big Ched aka The Cheesedriver (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 17 February 2018 23:44 (six years ago) link

TBF I don't care about Black Panther the character or the movie, but can completely understand why there are so many people excited to see it, as opposed to other comic book movies

Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Tuesday, 20 February 2018 05:59 (six years ago) link

i never go to comic book movies. and i made sure to go see black panther.

scott seward, Tuesday, 20 February 2018 06:19 (six years ago) link

what'd you think

flappy bird, Tuesday, 20 February 2018 06:25 (six years ago) link

Caring about the winter Olympics and even calling them "the Olympics" is something that separates me from Canadians

khat person (jim in vancouver), Tuesday, 20 February 2018 07:19 (six years ago) link

"what'd you think"

of black panther? i wanted to love it to death but i think i just liked it. mostly for all the cool people in it and how cool they looked and i will always love michonne/danai until the day i die but i wasn't a big fan of the plot of black panther. wanted to see them leave their kingdom and kick major bad guy ass. the bad guy was just kinda sad in the end. and too human. but i guess that's what a lot of people like about it.

scott seward, Tuesday, 20 February 2018 17:58 (six years ago) link

i'm glad i went and saw it though. the only other comic book movies i've seen in recent years were guardians 1 (loved it), guardians 2 (liked it okay...), and ant man (eh...).

scott seward, Tuesday, 20 February 2018 18:00 (six years ago) link

yea i feel u. i'm so so so so so sick of super hero movies but understand why people are psyched on this one. just looked up to see how long it is - 135 minutes - which is honestly on the shorter side, that's something i fucking hate about this abundance of super hero movies, they're all too long. did that start with nolan's batman movies?

flappy bird, Tuesday, 20 February 2018 18:02 (six years ago) link

Batman Begins felt like a brisk movie for 140 min long. The Dark Knight was good but it felt a bit lengthy. The Dark Knight Rises was like watching the long version of Fanny and Alexander, minus the exciting bits.

omar little, Tuesday, 20 February 2018 18:09 (six years ago) link

i got tired of the whole "dark" marvel thing a long time ago. i blame frank miller. for everything wrong in the world. i did watch some of the netflix shows though. daredevil, etc. my fave comic thing in recent times would be that Legion show on Hulu. that was very inventive and very cool to look at. in the way that a good comic book could be inventive/cool. so, hats off to those people.

scott seward, Tuesday, 20 February 2018 18:15 (six years ago) link

ya i'm starting to get tired of superhero movies

don't they have planned like 50 more?

it's kind of incredible how superhero movies have managed to maintain their popularity

also omar otm

F# A# (∞), Tuesday, 20 February 2018 18:15 (six years ago) link

the trailers before black panther were 100% superhero and they all just kinda blended into one trailer to me.

scott seward, Tuesday, 20 February 2018 18:18 (six years ago) link

it's kind of incredible how superhero movies have managed to maintain their popularity

it's definitely discouraging, but not at all surprising imo. i was really into comic books (only marvel tho) when i was a young kid circa 1999 - 2003, and that was still when superhero movies were not being made & not considered commercially viable. X-Men in 2000 was the first one. I was SO excited about Spider-Man in 2002 but trailed off hard by 2004. I remember how frustrating it was that Hollywood was so hesitant to make these movies back then, now it's just a joke. So I understand why the audience is there because I had that hunger for these endless monstrosities. But I outgrew that when I was 12.

flappy bird, Tuesday, 20 February 2018 18:29 (six years ago) link

Black Panther an exception bc of its sociopolitical significance & resonance

flappy bird, Tuesday, 20 February 2018 18:30 (six years ago) link

i watched my first Marvel movie the other night, the first Iron Man. it was fine, certainly very well done. then i guess to keep up i have to watch the next 17 in the EU...

omar little, Tuesday, 20 February 2018 18:41 (six years ago) link

Black Panther an exception bc of its sociopolitical significance & resonance

― flappy bird, Tuesday, 20 February 2018 18:30 (fifteen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Don't care about

Planck Blather (darraghmac), Tuesday, 20 February 2018 18:46 (six years ago) link

seems like a good thing to me, makes a lot of people happy

flappy bird, Tuesday, 20 February 2018 19:23 (six years ago) link

curling

Hunt3r, Thursday, 1 March 2018 20:44 (six years ago) link

Apart, perhaps, from the Olympians who compete in this sport, no one truly cares about curling.

Moodles, Thursday, 1 March 2018 20:46 (six years ago) link

I care

mh, Thursday, 1 March 2018 20:47 (six years ago) link

So do I.

Buff Jeckley (Tom D.), Thursday, 1 March 2018 20:57 (six years ago) link

I don't care about nude figure skating

Rabbit Control (Latham Green), Thursday, 1 March 2018 21:00 (six years ago) link

other people's holidays

belcalis almanzar (||||||||), Thursday, 1 March 2018 21:14 (six years ago) link

Neymar

Google Atheist (Le Bateau Ivre), Thursday, 1 March 2018 23:29 (six years ago) link

Secret cinema

Chuck_Tatum, Friday, 2 March 2018 00:00 (six years ago) link

Curling is something I love to watch for whatever reason (it's a bit like ASMR for me). I think what drew me in originally is John Shuster. He reminds me of Kevin James without the jokes. He's a bit like a regular Joe but with the confidence, knowledge and skill that comes with patience and practice - sort of like an every man character that beat the system by devoting himself to a sport that doesn't require 2 hours of extreme exercise every morning. Needless to say, this year's comeback for gold was very satisfying.

https://image.ibb.co/fSJEJS/dhufh.png

Woon... Doopee Time (FlopsyDuck), Friday, 2 March 2018 13:54 (six years ago) link

How suiting was it when Shuster tweeted "Upgrades?" to Delta, only to be turned down and have to ride coach back home with his gold medal team.

Woon... Doopee Time (FlopsyDuck), Friday, 2 March 2018 14:06 (six years ago) link

awards ceremonies held by/for the entertainment industry, who wins them, who goes to them

reverse-periscoping (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 2 March 2018 23:03 (six years ago) link

Curling is something I love to watch for whatever reason (it's a bit like ASMR for me)

yeah this is how i feel

brimstead, Friday, 2 March 2018 23:08 (six years ago) link

Tommy wiseau, The Room, The Disaster Artist. Who gives a fuck

akm, Saturday, 3 March 2018 01:51 (six years ago) link

oh look it’s ed sheeran again, oh look he’s rested his guitar upside down on his shoulder again, i don’t care

reverse-periscoping (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 5 March 2018 10:12 (six years ago) link

THE BACHELOR.

i did meet chris harrison last year while on a game show and his teeth are blindingly white, but otherwise, who cares

maura, Wednesday, 7 March 2018 16:32 (six years ago) link

^^^ Same

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Wednesday, 7 March 2018 16:36 (six years ago) link

The not caring about the bachelor part not the meeting Chris Harrison part. I don't know who he is. The host?

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Wednesday, 7 March 2018 16:36 (six years ago) link

that goddamned show will never die

omar little, Wednesday, 7 March 2018 16:49 (six years ago) link

the fidelity of accents in film or TV

omar little, Wednesday, 7 March 2018 17:01 (six years ago) link

Poisoned Russians.

Heavy Messages (jed_), Wednesday, 7 March 2018 18:35 (six years ago) link

Stormy Daniels

pomenitul, Wednesday, 7 March 2018 19:46 (six years ago) link

I don't care about the Bachelor either except finding out that the number one reason applicants are denied is because of stds (herpes) was pretty lol. Good that they screen for that.

Yerac, Wednesday, 7 March 2018 19:49 (six years ago) link

Genital Slurpees

Woon... Doopee Time (FlopsyDuck), Wednesday, 7 March 2018 22:31 (six years ago) link

I'm afraid to ask...

Moodles, Thursday, 8 March 2018 01:33 (six years ago) link

imo The Bachelor should be an equal opportunity search for love or whatever and this is discrimination

mh, Thursday, 8 March 2018 01:43 (six years ago) link

Herp derp

F# A# (∞), Thursday, 8 March 2018 01:44 (six years ago) link

martin shkreli

(sorry ned)

marcos, Friday, 9 March 2018 19:06 (six years ago) link

the Bachelor is kind of amusing when the dude is a total dipshit

frogbs, Saturday, 10 March 2018 21:43 (six years ago) link

Hope hicks.i care enough about knowing topical things, and informed ilxors recommendations, that i read like 1000 words of shit hope learned... but... nope. I want that time and this time back.

Hunt3r, Monday, 19 March 2018 14:38 (six years ago) link

i am currently at a caring deficit. can't really think of too many things i care about. on the other hand, i was reading oscar wilde's essay on socialism before bed last night and i'm still trying to figure out how you have a world where most people are fed and free and active and thriving. it's a conundrum. i keep thinking about the part where he says using private property to feed poor people and keep them alive is cruel because private property is keeping them poor.

so i guess i do care about some things in the abstract.

scott seward, Monday, 19 March 2018 14:54 (six years ago) link

Smashing Pumpkins

Hazy Maze Cave (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 19 March 2018 19:03 (six years ago) link

Jose Mourinho's treatment of Luke Shaw.

Buff Jeckley (Tom D.), Tuesday, 20 March 2018 10:20 (six years ago) link

Sister Jean.

Jeff, Tuesday, 20 March 2018 10:22 (six years ago) link

"startling" juxtapositions of how Jose Mourinho looks now and how he did ten years ago.

calzino, Tuesday, 20 March 2018 10:26 (six years ago) link

I'm enjoying deliberately not knowing or finding out who Jordan Peterson is.

kinder, Tuesday, 20 March 2018 18:43 (six years ago) link

Trying to do the same

Any reality television program

Moo Vaughn, Tuesday, 20 March 2018 18:44 (six years ago) link

You know, other than the Presidency

Moo Vaughn, Tuesday, 20 March 2018 18:45 (six years ago) link

everything i hear about nowadays i have to deliberately think "do i need/want to know about this?" usually it is no

marcos, Tuesday, 20 March 2018 18:45 (six years ago) link

tbh MV pretty much is JP

mh, Tuesday, 20 March 2018 19:00 (six years ago) link

trump's affairs/penis

Louis Jägermeister (jim in vancouver), Tuesday, 20 March 2018 19:02 (six years ago) link

tbh MV pretty much is JP

― mh, Tuesday, March 20, 2018 7:00 PM (ten minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Maybe the dumbest thing anyone's ever said about me

Moo Vaughn, Tuesday, 20 March 2018 19:11 (six years ago) link

true, you'll never write a bestseller

mh, Tuesday, 20 March 2018 19:12 (six years ago) link

Probably true. The writing part, at least.

Moo Vaughn, Tuesday, 20 March 2018 19:18 (six years ago) link

Moo Vaughn.

Let the man run towards his inevitable new 51 ban, smell the roses while you can etc.

Google Atheist (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 20 March 2018 19:20 (six years ago) link

xp ...what does that mean

flappy bird, Tuesday, 20 March 2018 19:22 (six years ago) link

You'll find out if I write a bestseller

Moo Vaughn, Tuesday, 20 March 2018 19:23 (six years ago) link

i can't bring myself to give a toss about Facebook or data

Cambridge Metallica (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 21 March 2018 12:24 (six years ago) link

I give a toss in so much as everyone involved in the story are utter cunts who I'm happy to see suffer.

Buff Jeckley (Tom D.), Wednesday, 21 March 2018 12:28 (six years ago) link

don't even care about that tbh altho i saw that Cambridge Metallica bloke on BBC4 news the other night and he looked a right dick

Cambridge Metallica (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 21 March 2018 12:29 (six years ago) link

i comprehensive catalogue of who's called who a dick on the internet would be the sort of data that might have some entertainment value

Cambridge Metallica (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 21 March 2018 12:42 (six years ago) link

Red Arrows

Thomas NAGL (Neil S), Wednesday, 21 March 2018 12:45 (six years ago) link

Doping in sports

Yerac, Wednesday, 21 March 2018 12:49 (six years ago) link

75% of the things that happen at my place of employment, including most of the things I'm responsible for

akm, Wednesday, 21 March 2018 15:18 (six years ago) link

sounds about the right percentage

Cambridge Metallica (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 21 March 2018 16:11 (six years ago) link

Deadpool. Actually I liked the Deadpool movie which I wound up watching on an airplane, but constantly seeing 'merc with a mouth' makes me want to jump off a fucking bridge.

akm, Thursday, 22 March 2018 13:17 (six years ago) link

trump tweets

marcos, Thursday, 22 March 2018 13:41 (six years ago) link

Anything involving the Simpsons'"Steamed Hams" bit, Toto's "Africa", and Owen Wilson saying "wow". I have no idea why all of these things seemed to become incredibly prevalent in the last six months.

joygoat, Thursday, 22 March 2018 15:40 (six years ago) link

^^ I second all these memes that won't die because they're meant to be bad

mh, Thursday, 22 March 2018 15:48 (six years ago) link

wtf the Steamed Hams stuff is great

frogbs, Thursday, 22 March 2018 15:50 (six years ago) link

plus ça change, plus c'est la meme chose

Cambridge Metallica (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 22 March 2018 15:55 (six years ago) link

oh god yeah the Toto thing. what the fuck is that all about. i mean yeah, good song, but for some reason it's occupying a similar space as Never Gonna Give You Up now.

flappy bird, Thursday, 22 March 2018 16:44 (six years ago) link

Never gonna let you down in Africa

I leprecan't even. (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 22 March 2018 17:19 (six years ago) link

brb, arranging this as a banjo-driven mashup

I leprecan't even. (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 22 March 2018 17:20 (six years ago) link

Is the Toto thing only because of the empty mall video?

Yerac, Thursday, 22 March 2018 17:24 (six years ago) link

The memeification of "Africa" has been extensively discussed here

TOTO "africa" classic or dud

not sure there is a consensus.

I leprecan't even. (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 22 March 2018 17:28 (six years ago) link

Ugh, I had no clue that it's huge on youtube. Also, boooo to reminding me that the Holderness family exists.

Yerac, Thursday, 22 March 2018 17:35 (six years ago) link

I overheard my son talking about it yesterday so that must be what's behind that. To his credit he said to his friend "it's not a bad song".

akm, Thursday, 22 March 2018 17:52 (six years ago) link

One of the ten best songs ever.

― Dom Passantino, Thursday, 20 December 2007 10:38 (ten years ago) Permalink

Buff Jeckley (Tom D.), Thursday, 22 March 2018 17:58 (six years ago) link

I am on the cusp of not caring about The Crown. I feel too much pressure to like it.

Yerac, Thursday, 22 March 2018 21:57 (six years ago) link

Memes are bad

brimstead, Thursday, 22 March 2018 23:09 (six years ago) link

Sorry, "memes"

brimstead, Thursday, 22 March 2018 23:09 (six years ago) link

trump?

it feels kind of nice

marcos, Monday, 2 April 2018 20:30 (six years ago) link

the opiate epidemic

Yerac, Monday, 2 April 2018 20:31 (six years ago) link

Damn

valorous wokelord (silby), Monday, 2 April 2018 20:32 (six years ago) link

Yeah, I know (if that was for me). I almost posted it on the controversial opinion thread.

Yerac, Monday, 2 April 2018 20:45 (six years ago) link

Also, in general, everyone hates or doesn't care about April Fools Day?

Yerac, Monday, 2 April 2018 20:48 (six years ago) link

trump?

it feels kind of nice

― marcos, Monday, April 2, 2018 4:30 PM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

the opiate epidemic

― Yerac, Monday, April 2, 2018 4:31 PM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Damn

― valorous wokelord (silby), Monday, April 2, 2018 4:32 PM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

thread delivers

flappy bird, Monday, 2 April 2018 22:01 (six years ago) link

the Bill Murraying of Jeff Goldblum

Hazy Maze Cave (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 2 April 2018 22:53 (six years ago) link

agreed

flappy bird, Monday, 2 April 2018 23:04 (six years ago) link

Cold, yerac. Weird thing to not care about

Eris (Ross), Tuesday, 3 April 2018 06:23 (six years ago) link

I realized after that I put opiate and not opioid epidemic. And then I cared enough on that to look up the exact difference.

Yerac, Tuesday, 3 April 2018 13:06 (six years ago) link

morphine is a highly addictive drug and it has very little to do with your psychology, it is literally a physical reaction that your body starts relying on

this is why if you're ever in an accident or undergo some type of procedure where you require it, it's usually administered in very small doses, but it can have negative affects if you take it long term

F# A# (∞), Tuesday, 3 April 2018 16:46 (six years ago) link

take it = require it, i should say

F# A# (∞), Tuesday, 3 April 2018 16:47 (six years ago) link

the opioid epidemic is mostly about pharmaceutical companies selling pain solutions that are supposed to be long-lasting but aren't, doctors that are encouraged to immediately come to an outcome with a patient visit as opposed to providing continuity of care, and the inability of our justice system to provide care over incarceration

I care about all of those things, so I have to care about the opioid epidemic.

mh, Tuesday, 3 April 2018 17:36 (six years ago) link

I care about the underlying factors because those don't always lead to individuals being addicted to opioids. I probably should've posted this on the controv opinion thread.

Yerac, Tuesday, 3 April 2018 17:49 (six years ago) link

There's a difference between knowing why one ought to care, and caring.

A is for (Aimless), Tuesday, 3 April 2018 17:51 (six years ago) link

Opioid epidemic spreads to fentanyl overdoses as well. My buddies friend died of an overdose recently. It’s a huge problem in Vancouver and the efforts to fix it have been piss poor. Intake sites help the homeless to test and shoot up safely. Understandably these individuals have a more urgent need for these resources but the options for non homeless are appalling: a needle Naxolone kit which no individual could administer if overdosing unless a friend was there to babysit you basically

Eris (Ross), Tuesday, 3 April 2018 17:57 (six years ago) link

xpost A- which is a summary of what this thread should be.

I think most people are aware of these things. Sorry about your friend friend.

Yerac, Tuesday, 3 April 2018 18:00 (six years ago) link

one of my best friends, who I had known for about 15 years, died of a fentanyl overdose. its something that still pains me to think about today. what gets me is just how stupid it is - if you research the drug for two minutes, you can find out that it's super easy to overdose on and it apparently doesn't even get you that high. I'm still pissed that he even took it in the first place. I'm pissed that the guy who originally got it was even prescribed something like that, given that he sold 95% of the meds he got as the result of a car accident from 8 years back. It's such a stupid thing to give out like that.

frogbs, Tuesday, 3 April 2018 18:07 (six years ago) link

I don't have any close friends who have died, but a friend-of-friends and an old friend of my neighbor died of fentanyl overdose

to my knowledge, neither person knew they were taking fentanyl, though

mh, Tuesday, 3 April 2018 18:17 (six years ago) link

I guess for me it goes under "things I really don't want to care about"

mh, Tuesday, 3 April 2018 18:17 (six years ago) link

^ yeah

Eris (Ross), Tuesday, 3 April 2018 18:40 (six years ago) link

I literally don't care about how people use the word 'literally'.

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Tuesday, 3 April 2018 18:41 (six years ago) link

But do you care about how people use the word 'figuratively'?

pomenitul, Tuesday, 3 April 2018 18:42 (six years ago) link

I do, yes. Funny old world.

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Tuesday, 3 April 2018 18:43 (six years ago) link

this thread isn't for convincing people to care about something they don't care about

flappy bird, Tuesday, 3 April 2018 18:44 (six years ago) link

I mean, one is a perfectly normal filler word, the other is an attempt to show off very limited linguistic knowledge by substituting a completely unsuitable word with the wrong function. The first is normal usage, the second is some magical mix of pompous pedantry and pig-headed stupidity.

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Tuesday, 3 April 2018 18:52 (six years ago) link

Ready Player One and how bad it is

change display name (Jordan), Tuesday, 3 April 2018 19:04 (six years ago) link

I care about the opioid crisis but a lot less than I care about a lot of other things, including principally planetary warming caused in part by the fossil fuel industry, a major historic center of which in the United States is also ground zero for the opioid crisis.

I am interested in the relationship between the crisis and marijuana legalization, which reportedly led Mexican cartels to replace weed fields with poppy fields and may have driven it, but is also claimed by a new study to be a potential solution.

Moo Vaughn, Tuesday, 3 April 2018 19:50 (six years ago) link

Yerac I didnt mean to give you a hard time fwiw

Eris (Ross), Tuesday, 3 April 2018 19:55 (six years ago) link

It's ok. I know it's controversial. I come from a military family//hometown. The military hospital gives out hundred(s) count bottles of vicodin/hydrocodone etc. with 2-3 refills. I stopped caring awhile ago.

Yerac, Tuesday, 3 April 2018 20:00 (six years ago) link

good for your sanity tbh

mh, Tuesday, 3 April 2018 20:05 (six years ago) link

1. People who are suffering get my sympathy more or less automatically, and I usually don't care whether they "deserve" it. Desert is a tricky concept and it shifts quite a lot if you care enough to look at root causes.

2. That said. I have moderate-to-severe chronic pain (a fun combo of Lyme disease, gouty arthritis, and garden-variety arthritis). I've seen a half-dozen doctors. I can get an anti-inflammatory, but a painkiller of any sort is never even mentioned as an option, and I can't ask without being labeled as a drug-seeking fiend. I wouldn't have the slightest idea how to go about obtaining an opioid.

3. From what I've heard, every reputable practitioner is trained to assume that anyone complaining of pain is drug-seeking and should be denied painkillers out of hand. So lots of ordinary people who would benefit from a painkiller can't get much more than Advil, while people whose lives are being destroyed are apparently able to get fistfuls of them on demand. Not sure what is going on there. Who is doing the prescribing?

bone thugs & prosody (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 3 April 2018 20:24 (six years ago) link

disreputable practitioners

valorous wokelord (silby), Tuesday, 3 April 2018 20:27 (six years ago) link

Fentanyl and heroin are being made in illegal labs outside prescribed distribution tho

mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Tuesday, 3 April 2018 20:29 (six years ago) link

My wife had sinus surgery last fall. Before the surgery a nurse came in and gave us a big moralistic lecture about prescription drug abuse. We both enthusiastically agreed with everything she said. We just wanted her out of there because we were much more worried about whether my wife would have any complications from the surgery than whether she would turn into a raving drug addict over some Vicodin.

They supposedly gave us enough pills to get through the weekend (she had a follow-up scheduled for monday). By 6 pm on Friday night though, all of the surgical anaesthetic fully wore off and she was screaming in pain and the Vicodin was doing nothing. We called the doctor through his answering service, and he advised that we could up the dose a certain amount. At that rate though we ran out of drugs a little after midnight.

I've had friends die from heroin and shit. It's real fucked. But give patients access to the medicine they need.

how's life, Tuesday, 3 April 2018 20:40 (six years ago) link

Smashing pumpkins

Eris (Ross), Wednesday, 4 April 2018 19:34 (six years ago) link

facebook hand-wringing is starting to give me a serious case of dgaf.

scott seward, Wednesday, 4 April 2018 19:43 (six years ago) link

Ant

apu, the simpsons, what the simpsons has to say about apu

marcos, Tuesday, 10 April 2018 15:04 (six years ago) link

Fleetwood Mac and who is or isn't a member

grawlix (unperson), Tuesday, 10 April 2018 15:15 (six years ago) link

when funny dude late night hosts get emotional about serious topics.

omar little, Tuesday, 10 April 2018 16:23 (six years ago) link

i don't care who led zep stole from or what they stole. led zep rule! #bonzo4ever

scott seward, Tuesday, 10 April 2018 16:28 (six years ago) link

^^^^^^^

DACA Flocka Flame (Hadrian VIII), Tuesday, 10 April 2018 16:30 (six years ago) link

omar & scott extremely OTM

flappy bird, Tuesday, 10 April 2018 16:36 (six years ago) link

spy's, and their poisonings

In space, pizza sends out for YOU (Ste), Tuesday, 10 April 2018 21:57 (six years ago) link

Trump investigation. I'd wager the balance in my current account ($39 Canadian) that he's still prez at the close of this year

Louis Jägermeister (jim in vancouver), Tuesday, 10 April 2018 22:06 (six years ago) link

The Saxe-Coburg-Diana brats and their copulation and wedding arrangements with other self-important spoilt rich brats. Celebzz in short.

calzino, Tuesday, 10 April 2018 22:27 (six years ago) link

I ned a thing for when i experience a thing and go from “caring curious” to officially “not caring,” but it’s merely a bullshit facade to disguise that i’m actually hostile to some of the hot takes and it’s safer to just go “ah, fuck it, really ‘idgaf, everyone’”?

It passive-ijdgaf.

Hunt3r, Tuesday, 10 April 2018 23:55 (six years ago) link

“I don’t care for it and find it grating to hear about this much” still allows your interlocutor some dignity for caring about it

valorous wokelord (silby), Wednesday, 11 April 2018 00:02 (six years ago) link

I think you’re right, mine is maybe more “pass-ag idgaf.”

Hunt3r, Wednesday, 11 April 2018 00:09 (six years ago) link

lmao @ "caring curious"

flappy bird, Wednesday, 11 April 2018 01:33 (six years ago) link

that is excellent. gonna use that from now on, thx

flappy bird, Wednesday, 11 April 2018 01:33 (six years ago) link

There are lots of things one doesn't care about, but it's unremarkable that one doesn't care about them. Obscure lichens. Long-vanished minor-league hockey teams. Extinct rice varieties. Rainfall in uninhabited districts of Mongolia. Unpublished short stories by adolescent New England prep-school males 1983-87.

One only mentions something here if it's not enough to establish that you don't care about it - you want to make some kind of statement vis-a-vis people who DO care about the thing.

like hell, but with more ketchup (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 11 April 2018 02:15 (six years ago) link

It’s about knowing when to care or not to care

Droni Mitchell (Ross), Wednesday, 11 April 2018 02:18 (six years ago) link

whether Trump or Pence is president

there's just no way to know

the ignatius rock of ignorance (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 11 April 2018 02:24 (six years ago) link

those short stories about drama at jfa shows in new haven were not gonna write themselves u know. Xp

Hunt3r, Wednesday, 11 April 2018 02:24 (six years ago) link

most of those things sound interesting tbph

Mordy, Wednesday, 11 April 2018 03:04 (six years ago) link

Especially obscure lichens

valorous wokelord (silby), Wednesday, 11 April 2018 03:34 (six years ago) link

Mark Zuckerberg.

Buff Jeckley (Tom D.), Wednesday, 11 April 2018 09:13 (six years ago) link

... especially obscure lichens are more interesting.

Buff Jeckley (Tom D.), Wednesday, 11 April 2018 09:14 (six years ago) link

yeah i was gonna say everything bar the short stories sounded good

vermicious kid (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 11 April 2018 11:50 (six years ago) link

ilxors be likin' lichen

like hell, but with more ketchup (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 11 April 2018 12:25 (six years ago) link

obscure knowledgey things are more worth caring about than vastly overstocked opinions

vermicious kid (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 11 April 2018 14:08 (six years ago) link

No one itt is actually providing evidence of a passion for obscure lichens or Mongolian precipitation levels tbf.

No purposes. Sounds. (Sund4r), Wednesday, 11 April 2018 15:20 (six years ago) link

Mark Zuckerberg's high chair / booster seat in particular. who gives a fuck

Dan I., Wednesday, 11 April 2018 18:32 (six years ago) link

up to 80% off hot tubs and swim spas

i just don't care

brimstead, Wednesday, 11 April 2018 18:52 (six years ago) link

the Bill Murraying of Jeff Goldblum

― Hazy Maze Cave (Adam Bruneau), Monday, April 2, 2018 5:53 PM (one week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

weird. i thought Jeff Goldblum was being Ted Dansoned

Right column Leftist (sunny successor), Thursday, 12 April 2018 13:40 (six years ago) link

Definitely Murray imo, in the sense of "..this middle-aged actor's antics would be weird/creepy if it was anyone else, but it's ok because it's Jeff (or Bill)"

Master of Treacle, Thursday, 12 April 2018 13:47 (six years ago) link

I have no clue when Jeff Goldblum became so foxy.

Yerac, Thursday, 12 April 2018 13:47 (six years ago) link

Coachella

ed.b, Thursday, 12 April 2018 14:06 (six years ago) link

Good one.

pomenitul, Thursday, 12 April 2018 14:09 (six years ago) link

Yerac, ikr?

Right column Leftist (sunny successor), Thursday, 12 April 2018 14:16 (six years ago) link

I am looking at pics now and yep, so much more attractive now than when he was circa The Fly/Earthgirls are Easy/Jurassic Park.

Yerac, Thursday, 12 April 2018 14:20 (six years ago) link

Important Q: where does he sit within the Chive pantheon?

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Thursday, 12 April 2018 14:25 (six years ago) link

the Bill Murraying of Jeff Goldblum

Isn't this the plot of Life Aquatic?

jmm, Thursday, 12 April 2018 14:25 (six years ago) link

I feel like I've read lots of remarks recently too about how he's the one white man that most black people love.

Yerac, Thursday, 12 April 2018 14:26 (six years ago) link

GIS'ing Goldblum by year, it looks like he let his hair go grey around 2010-11. I think that makes a big difference.

jmm, Thursday, 12 April 2018 14:29 (six years ago) link

I like his little slight of hand tricks in Nashville

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Thursday, 12 April 2018 14:44 (six years ago) link

Rewatched what about bob and man has that not aged well. Murray’s insufferable in it

Droni Mitchell (Ross), Thursday, 12 April 2018 14:51 (six years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SdAy7GIMpTk

had (crüt), Thursday, 12 April 2018 15:29 (six years ago) link

the Commonwealth Games

you're my luger not my rifle (Noodle Vague), Friday, 13 April 2018 08:07 (six years ago) link

^
^^
^^^
^^^^
^^^^^
^^
^^
^^

karl wallogina (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 13 April 2018 10:34 (six years ago) link

Prince Philips hip.

mark e, Friday, 13 April 2018 11:30 (six years ago) link

That's you and the Queen agreed on something then.

Buff Jeckley (Tom D.), Friday, 13 April 2018 11:36 (six years ago) link

Had no idea he was so with it.

pplains, Friday, 13 April 2018 12:03 (six years ago) link

i care about prince philip's hip in the sense that i hope it kills him

#TheBeatlesIn5Words Both surviving members are Vegan (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 13 April 2018 12:05 (six years ago) link

email battles between people who write about music

flamenco drop (BradNelson), Friday, 13 April 2018 15:27 (six years ago) link

i know it is rich to characterize one of the people involved as someone "who writes about music" but again i don't care

flamenco drop (BradNelson), Friday, 13 April 2018 15:29 (six years ago) link

i'm thinking....i don't care enough to ask more about this.

scott seward, Friday, 13 April 2018 15:44 (six years ago) link

so i'm in the right place.

scott seward, Friday, 13 April 2018 15:45 (six years ago) link

Hamilton. Everyone in Cleveland can talk about nothing except whether they were or were not able to get Hamilton tickets today.

Millennial Whoop, wanna fight about it? (Phil D.), Friday, 13 April 2018 15:49 (six years ago) link

perfect xp

flamenco drop (BradNelson), Friday, 13 April 2018 15:49 (six years ago) link

Battles about music are so dumb - it’s like arguing about your favourite colour or soda flavour - subjective to how music hits your ear

after party for the apocalypse (Ross), Friday, 13 April 2018 16:15 (six years ago) link

otm except for my favorite music which is the best and yours that sucks

DACA Flocka Flame (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 13 April 2018 16:17 (six years ago) link

:-)

after party for the apocalypse (Ross), Friday, 13 April 2018 16:18 (six years ago) link

They say 'no UFO'

brimstead, Friday, 13 April 2018 16:34 (six years ago) link

Had no idea he was so with it.

― pplains,

ok, i cannot deny, this made me proper laff.

mark e, Friday, 13 April 2018 18:44 (six years ago) link

Syria

flappy bird, Saturday, 14 April 2018 01:58 (six years ago) link

Elton John retiring. He's already dead to me.

beingcutesince1980 (captain rosie), Saturday, 14 April 2018 08:34 (six years ago) link

the Commonwealth Games

Absolutely. Though it's amusing watching the reporting of it on the BBC, where they try to appear to balanced by mentioning some Northern Irish person winning a bronze at something when it's basically England England England.

(Henry) Green container bin with face (Tom D.), Sunday, 15 April 2018 12:12 (six years ago) link

Tom Daley's made the only relevant comment during the whole shindig as far as i can tell

you're my luger not my rifle (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 15 April 2018 12:14 (six years ago) link

Nice link to Thread of remote islands on ILX though, Norfolk Island won a bronze.

(Henry) Green container bin with face (Tom D.), Sunday, 15 April 2018 12:17 (six years ago) link

Random person on the bus and their theory that the food network is responsible for the bad dietary habits of the youth and how our mothers cooked from scratch unlike the poor deluded millennial souls

after party for the apocalypse (Ross), Sunday, 15 April 2018 17:32 (six years ago) link

Martin Sorrell/WPP

longer news item on the 10pm news on ITV than anything of actual importance the other evening.

mark e, Tuesday, 17 April 2018 12:34 (six years ago) link

Anything Morrissey says or does

map, Tuesday, 17 April 2018 20:10 (six years ago) link

^^

Right column Leftist (sunny successor), Tuesday, 17 April 2018 20:22 (six years ago) link

Kendrick Lamar winning a Pulitzer

vanjie wail (qiqing), Tuesday, 17 April 2018 22:25 (six years ago) link

I like dragging morrissey, it def affirms my feelings of self worth.

He’s such an a-hole!!

Ahhhhh. Hmmyes.

Hunt3r, Tuesday, 17 April 2018 23:08 (six years ago) link

I made my confession to Didsbury police
I'd hoped to kill Morrissey, but neither of us could get arrested

- Momus, "Maf", 1999

Hazy Maze Cave (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 17 April 2018 23:20 (six years ago) link

take sides

mookieproof, Tuesday, 17 April 2018 23:21 (six years ago) link

I Suspected dude was prone to vice tbr

Hunt3r, Tuesday, 17 April 2018 23:26 (six years ago) link

Chapo Trapo House or w/e

map, Wednesday, 18 April 2018 02:47 (six years ago) link

hell yeah

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 18 April 2018 02:51 (six years ago) link

otm

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Wednesday, 18 April 2018 02:58 (six years ago) link

as a huge prince fan, prince's version of "nothing compares 2 u"

flamenco drop (BradNelson), Friday, 20 April 2018 16:24 (six years ago) link

yeah i understand why this was never released. besides the electric piano/wurlitzer/? figure that runs thru the song and really reminds me of "He Needs Me" it's an underdeveloped demo. Sinead improved the vocal in every way, particularly the phrasing.

flappy bird, Friday, 20 April 2018 17:58 (six years ago) link

fad diets of the moment. keto, paleo etc.

adam the (abanana), Saturday, 21 April 2018 00:31 (six years ago) link

yes. absolutely

flappy bird, Saturday, 21 April 2018 00:37 (six years ago) link

yeah i understand why this was never released. besides the electric piano/wurlitzer/? figure that runs thru the song and really reminds me of "He Needs Me" it's an underdeveloped demo. Sinead improved the vocal in every way, particularly the phrasing.

i want to live in the sinead video

you bet, nancy (map), Saturday, 21 April 2018 00:45 (six years ago) link

yes

flappy bird, Saturday, 21 April 2018 00:49 (six years ago) link

4/20

Dangleballs and the Ballerina (cryptosicko), Saturday, 21 April 2018 00:56 (six years ago) link

J. Cole.

Van Horn Street, Saturday, 21 April 2018 01:29 (six years ago) link

Come on, you guys can study Smashing Pumpkins live recordings but don't even find an unreleased Prince demo interesting enough to care about?

No purposes. Sounds. (Sund4r), Saturday, 21 April 2018 17:04 (six years ago) link

idk the live arrangement of that song that prince would include on his comps wasn't particularly interesting either! the demo bears that out

flamenco drop (BradNelson), Saturday, 21 April 2018 17:06 (six years ago) link

Tbf, I never loved the Sinead O'Connor version and prefer some things about Prince's vocal and arrangement. This isn't a thread about things I care about, though.

No purposes. Sounds. (Sund4r), Saturday, 21 April 2018 17:11 (six years ago) link

i can imagine a really good prince version of the song in my head but yeah his actual versions of it never really live up to that

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Saturday, 21 April 2018 19:43 (six years ago) link

Essential oils. Do not care.

Manitobiloba (Kim), Sunday, 22 April 2018 13:36 (six years ago) link

Kanye tweeting about Dilbert guy

flappy bird, Tuesday, 24 April 2018 01:20 (six years ago) link

did everyone forget about "BILL COSBY INNOCENT!!!!" ?

flappy bird, Tuesday, 24 April 2018 01:20 (six years ago) link

I certainly did. But I muted the word “kanye” on Twitter today, because I REALLY don’t care about him at all. I’ve never liked a single one of his songs, and he has always seemed like a genuine piece of shit human being, who nobody’s ever gonna want (pay) me to write about. So why do I need to waste brain cells on the guy?

grawlix (unperson), Tuesday, 24 April 2018 03:17 (six years ago) link

is it a controversial opinion to say i think he is the most interesting pop artist of the 21st century

flappy bird, Tuesday, 24 April 2018 03:21 (six years ago) link

i don't think i care about jordan peterson. i didn't know who he was until the thread for him on here and i googled him and i think i don't care. i already had to live through camille paglia in my life.

scott seward, Tuesday, 24 April 2018 16:11 (six years ago) link

i googled camille to see what she's up to. feel like i haven't seen her on t.v. in decades. nice to see people are still doing those "from bach to the beatles!"blurbs for books.

"Her fourth essay collection, Provocations: Collected Essays, is to be published by Pantheon on October 9, 2018.[93] It will cover topics from "Picasso to punk rock, from religion to Rihanna," and according to the publisher will present her take "on the rise of the right, the death of Prince, developing a writing style, the state of LGBT activism, and presidents past and present (to name just a few topics)."

scott seward, Tuesday, 24 April 2018 16:13 (six years ago) link

from modigliani to the motor city madman!

from einstein to einsturzende neubauten!

scott seward, Tuesday, 24 April 2018 16:16 (six years ago) link

is it a controversial opinion to say i think he is the most interesting pop artist of the 21st century

― flappy bird, Monday, April 23, 2018 8:21 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

no it isn't at all, christ

flamenco drop (BradNelson), Tuesday, 24 April 2018 16:28 (six years ago) link

i think it's kinda in bad taste personally but kanye really pissed me off this time around

flamenco drop (BradNelson), Tuesday, 24 April 2018 16:28 (six years ago) link

on second thought, walk that opinion back to kanyetothe

flamenco drop (BradNelson), Tuesday, 24 April 2018 16:29 (six years ago) link

from Hildegard of Bingen to Hilary Clinton
from Ignatius of Antioch to Iggy Azalea

jmm, Tuesday, 24 April 2018 16:32 (six years ago) link

scott otm btw

(Henry) Green container bin with face (Tom D.), Tuesday, 24 April 2018 16:32 (six years ago) link

is it a controversial opinion to say i think he is the most interesting pop artist of the 21st century

― flappy bird, Monday, April 23, 2018 8:21 PM (yesterday)

as long as 'interesting" doesn't necessarily denote endorsement or enthusiasm

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 24 April 2018 16:49 (six years ago) link

Right, it doesn't

flappy bird, Tuesday, 24 April 2018 16:55 (six years ago) link

is it a controversial opinion to say i think he is the most interesting pop artist of the 21st century

― flappy bird, Monday, April 23, 2018 8:21 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

no it isn't at all, christ

― flamenco drop (BradNelson), Tuesday, April 24, 2018 12:28 PM (twenty-six minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lots of people really fuckin hate him but yea idk here on ilm it doesn't seem like that much of a controp

flappy bird, Tuesday, 24 April 2018 16:56 (six years ago) link

wait... we're on ILE

flappy bird, Tuesday, 24 April 2018 16:56 (six years ago) link

things I just don’t care about certainly includes whether people on the internet have controversial opinions on massively popular musicians

Hazy Maze Cave (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 24 April 2018 17:00 (six years ago) link

is it a controversial opinion to say i think he is the most interesting pop artist of the 21st century

― flappy bird, Monday, April 23, 2018 8:21 PM (yesterday)

as long as 'interesting" doesn't necessarily denote endorsement or enthusiasm

― morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, April 24, 2018 4:49 PM (ten minutes ago)

So we're talking about a Minnesotan sort of "Well, that's...interesting"?

grawlix (unperson), Tuesday, 24 April 2018 17:02 (six years ago) link

lol

flamenco drop (BradNelson), Tuesday, 24 April 2018 17:03 (six years ago) link

So we're talking about a Minnesotan sort of "Well, that's...interesting"?

― grawlix (unperson),

Precisely what I had in mind: Marilyn Hagerty, etc.

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 24 April 2018 17:12 (six years ago) link

i don't care about kanye! in a completely benign non-judgmental way. and i don't care about his hijinks. i don't think i've ever listened to an entire album by him. listened to some stuff on youtube when people talked about a new song. not my kinda thing.

scott seward, Tuesday, 24 April 2018 17:28 (six years ago) link

or more accurately: i would listen to a new song when people talked about it on ilm. i feel like his presence in my life is almost 100% ilm-related.

scott seward, Tuesday, 24 April 2018 17:30 (six years ago) link

Melania's dumb hat and a couple of photos from a funeral and that means she has now become first lady-dential.

omar little, Tuesday, 24 April 2018 23:13 (six years ago) link

Avengers: Infinity war. I don’t care and I think I’ve seen and enjoyed to some degree almost every other Marvel movie. It just looks crashy bangy lasery cgi fest.

rb (soda), Wednesday, 25 April 2018 02:38 (six years ago) link

I don’t care about Kanye either but I’ll admit I lolled at this yesterday.
http://i.imgur.com/hHKJ4tM_d.jpg?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=medium

Right column Leftist (sunny successor), Thursday, 26 April 2018 17:49 (six years ago) link

White House Correspondents' Dinner and Michelle Wolf

Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Monday, 30 April 2018 15:59 (six years ago) link

YES

flappy bird, Monday, 30 April 2018 16:13 (six years ago) link

yea

marcos, Monday, 30 April 2018 16:14 (six years ago) link

goes without saying any comedian at the WHCD should be as brutal as Norm Macdonald or Michelle Wolf, but the hyperbole and hysterics on both sides is nauseating. The WHCD should be abolished anyway, journalists and politicians should never get that cozy.

flappy bird, Monday, 30 April 2018 16:40 (six years ago) link

Getting diabetes
Getting heart disease

brimstead, Monday, 30 April 2018 18:30 (six years ago) link

^ probably because you don't have them, yet

A is for (Aimless), Monday, 30 April 2018 18:33 (six years ago) link

the US rock band Smashing Pumpkins

sleeve, Monday, 30 April 2018 18:49 (six years ago) link

The Nobel Peace Prize

Joe Gargan (dandydonweiner), Monday, 30 April 2018 20:35 (six years ago) link

Avengers war

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Monday, 30 April 2018 20:54 (six years ago) link

oh now hang on

you never really her (darraghmac), Monday, 30 April 2018 20:59 (six years ago) link

I don't even hate superhero movies, but the market glut has seriously sapped my ability to care about each new blockbuster release

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Monday, 30 April 2018 21:20 (six years ago) link

i do hate them and want them to go away. or for norms to never mention them to me ever again.

but i suppose that's not "not caring"

Daniel Johns Hopkins (jim in vancouver), Monday, 30 April 2018 21:21 (six years ago) link

I used to really hate on all this Star Wars/spiderman universe tommyrot, now I genuinely don't care. Probably not some late period calm - just fucked up too many brain cells w/ booze to be able to keep up with the hectic release schedule these days.

calzino, Monday, 30 April 2018 21:37 (six years ago) link

the US “president” donald trump and what he thinks about other countries’ affairs

karl wallogina (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 1 May 2018 00:54 (six years ago) link

hell yeah

flappy bird, Tuesday, 1 May 2018 01:02 (six years ago) link

media making money off media person criticized for criticizing media persons for making money off not criticizing political persons

Hazy Maze Cave (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 1 May 2018 13:14 (six years ago) link

or any combination thereof.

Hazy Maze Cave (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 1 May 2018 13:16 (six years ago) link

people building their PC rigs and discussing it.

Van Horn Street, Tuesday, 1 May 2018 17:46 (six years ago) link

i just took off two days of work and the weather is gorgeous, we just biked around to different parks and I've barely been on my phone and that feels amazing, a couple days away from the internet makes me realize there are so many dumb frivolous things i just don't care about right now!

it feels especially liberating checking in for a second - Kanye, white house correspondents, same fucking twitter takes one after the next, who gives a shit???? I need to get outside more and away from my desk and my phone

marcos, Tuesday, 1 May 2018 22:45 (six years ago) link

otmfm

you bet, nancy (map), Wednesday, 2 May 2018 04:58 (six years ago) link

yes the natural world does not gaf

sometimes if i get frustrated w internet drama i try and explain this shit to my cat. he's looking at me like, you woke me from my sun nap for this?

Hazy Maze Cave (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 2 May 2018 10:50 (six years ago) link

p4k scores lmaoooooo are we still doing this

marcos, Wednesday, 2 May 2018 14:54 (six years ago) link

i aggressively do not care about this draymond/barkley thing

brimstead, Wednesday, 2 May 2018 14:59 (six years ago) link

one of the good things about the internet cycle is that all you have to do is wait a day and nobody cares about the thing you don't care about anymore. kanye and michelle wolf just a distant memory already.

scott seward, Wednesday, 2 May 2018 15:04 (six years ago) link

p4k scores omg yes there is almost nothing I care about less

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 2 May 2018 16:53 (six years ago) link

all you have to do is wait a day and nobody cares about the thing you don't care about anymore

HER EMAILS

NO REGERTS (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 2 May 2018 17:14 (six years ago) link

kanye

this has probably been mentioned but i don’t even care enough to check the last few posts itt

karl wallogina (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 2 May 2018 22:45 (six years ago) link

one of the good things about the internet cycle is that all you have to do is wait a day and nobody cares about the thing you don't care about anymore. kanye and michelle wolf just a distant memory already.

― scott seward

bad thing is that the next day there's a whole new bumper crop of shit

ziggy the ginhead (rushomancy), Wednesday, 2 May 2018 23:15 (six years ago) link

Putting a tariff on shit in response to his shit dumping

Hunt3r, Wednesday, 2 May 2018 23:25 (six years ago) link

Getting diabetes
Getting heart disease

― brimstead, Monday, April 30, 2018 2:30 PM (three days ago) Bookmark Flag Post

what exactly do you mean by that? I'm having trouble imagining a context. seems callous to be indifferent to another person's worst, and you'll obligatorily give a shit about your own health

thots and players (rip van wanko), Thursday, 3 May 2018 12:02 (six years ago) link

woes

thots and players (rip van wanko), Thursday, 3 May 2018 12:02 (six years ago) link

(xp) Obviously not obligatory.

Kanye O'er Frae France? (Tom D.), Thursday, 3 May 2018 12:12 (six years ago) link

also i really don't care when public health authorities try to guilt me into not enjoying life by swinging the scary future diseases in my face

the vomming of the snark (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 3 May 2018 12:15 (six years ago) link

actually i do care i get annoyed and tell them to shut up even tho they're only on the news

the vomming of the snark (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 3 May 2018 12:16 (six years ago) link

I stopped listening to them after the binge drinking fiasco.

Kanye O'er Frae France? (Tom D.), Thursday, 3 May 2018 12:16 (six years ago) link

Getting diabetes
Getting heart disease

― brimstead, Monday, April 30, 2018 2:30 PM (three days ago) Bookmark Flag Post

what exactly do you mean by that? I'm having trouble imagining a context. seems callous to be indifferent to another person's worst, and you'll obligatorily give a shit about your own health


I just meant I don't care about my health but THANKS DAD

Wtf is happening to this board

brimstead, Thursday, 3 May 2018 13:15 (six years ago) link

Abba reunion, no fucks given.

beingcutesince1980 (captain rosie), Thursday, 3 May 2018 18:49 (six years ago) link

Who Grimes is dating

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Tuesday, 8 May 2018 08:20 (six years ago) link

Who Elon Musk is dating

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Tuesday, 8 May 2018 08:20 (six years ago) link

Who basically anyone is dating

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Tuesday, 8 May 2018 08:20 (six years ago) link

what people writing hot takes for a living think about whether a piece of music is any good based on its embracement or rejection of a notional zeitgeist formed of hot takes

hepatitis groan (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 8 May 2018 08:33 (six years ago) link

ppl writing hot takes

gneb farts (darraghmac), Tuesday, 8 May 2018 08:36 (six years ago) link

ok i care to the extent that everything in whatever you call what's going on in the media at a given moment, news cycle or whatever even tho news as a word now is fully assimilated to this gaseous blurp, anyway it's amping the nausea i'm already feeling from hay fever or a virus or chronic overindulgence or whatever it is, in short have we've reached peak blather but i'm not quite able to tear myself away just yet so the noise still gets in my head

hepatitis groan (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 8 May 2018 08:37 (six years ago) link

so-called challenger banks and their fluctuating share prices and whatever the fuck it is they are allegedly challenging.

calzino, Tuesday, 8 May 2018 08:38 (six years ago) link

xp shame ta fuck on ya for equating that shit to the great tradition of blather, constituent item #1 of which is that it knows it is of no consequence and all characteristics of which flow from this bedrock

gneb farts (darraghmac), Tuesday, 8 May 2018 08:39 (six years ago) link

guff

yeah its guff youre maybe thinking of

gneb farts (darraghmac), Tuesday, 8 May 2018 08:50 (six years ago) link

maybe a cross-channel difference of use idk, should we have a thread to argue about whether blather or guff are selfconscious? could stick it in ilm and nobody would bat an eyelid.

hepatitis groan (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 8 May 2018 08:54 (six years ago) link

any discussion on blather has only one rightful home, flann o'brien thread

we have a thread on guff obv

gneb farts (darraghmac), Tuesday, 8 May 2018 08:55 (six years ago) link

a whole board on it sez he

gneb farts (darraghmac), Tuesday, 8 May 2018 08:55 (six years ago) link

working up to something that includes guff, hot takes, what cultural artefacts mean and the ubiquity of customer fucken surveys at the moment

hepatitis groan (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 8 May 2018 09:03 (six years ago) link

im here for it

gneb farts (darraghmac), Tuesday, 8 May 2018 10:54 (six years ago) link

ex-wives of uber rich dudes who write tell alls about how surprise the guy was an asshole

Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Tuesday, 8 May 2018 17:16 (six years ago) link

when did not-caring become so aggressive

brimstead, Tuesday, 8 May 2018 17:18 (six years ago) link

what the Fuck is the "intellectual dark web"

flappy bird, Tuesday, 8 May 2018 17:22 (six years ago) link

trump thread

difficult listening hour, Tuesday, 8 May 2018 17:27 (six years ago) link

(answering flappy's question, not submitting an entry)

difficult listening hour, Tuesday, 8 May 2018 17:28 (six years ago) link

i can't read the politics thread it moves too fast / also paying attention to & posting about trump every day is exhausting & i don't know how people do it

flappy bird, Tuesday, 8 May 2018 17:28 (six years ago) link

they recycle

difficult listening hour, Tuesday, 8 May 2018 17:31 (six years ago) link

it's just a sandbox for funny guys

brimstead, Tuesday, 8 May 2018 17:33 (six years ago) link

that's a sandbox i stopped playing in bc there's a very cliquey group of deadpan comedians in there

F# A# (∞), Tuesday, 8 May 2018 17:39 (six years ago) link

Cliquey in what way? As a regular poster there, I hadn't noticed, but maybe I'm part of the problem.

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Tuesday, 8 May 2018 18:50 (six years ago) link

Yeah me too I guess. I've found the thread to be a useful digest of the whole shit show. I don't have the constitution right now to subject myself to the dozens of daily disasters via primary sources. It's been comforting at times, too, so thank you funny guys.

DACA Flocka Flame (Hadrian VIII), Tuesday, 8 May 2018 19:28 (six years ago) link

good mourning!

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 8 May 2018 19:29 (six years ago) link

mourning wood truancy

F# A# (∞), Tuesday, 8 May 2018 19:32 (six years ago) link

xp i don’t know about deadpan but there is a fair amount of gross out posting on the pitics thread that keeps me off of it

the late great, Tuesday, 8 May 2018 19:32 (six years ago) link

politics thread

the late great, Tuesday, 8 May 2018 19:32 (six years ago) link

ha Alfred

DACA Flocka Flame (Hadrian VIII), Tuesday, 8 May 2018 19:33 (six years ago) link

only when certain people share their Trump-inspired sexxytime. The Dem thread is grosser.

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 8 May 2018 19:34 (six years ago) link

well tbh i'm not sure if it is deadpan but i like to think it is bc these dudes can't be serious srsly

F# A# (∞), Tuesday, 8 May 2018 19:40 (six years ago) link

there's def a lot of Trump shit I don't care about, like Stormy Daniels and "OMG Paul Manafort just said that Johnny Poppadopalous took a Black Sea cruise with Paul Blart and PUTIN CRONY Evgeny Barishnakov in 2013, just as Trump was getting to build a new trump tower in Malaysia. A month later, Poppadopalous had lunch with a lobbyist for a Malaysian mining company."

Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Tuesday, 8 May 2018 19:48 (six years ago) link

said in the voice of Robert Stack

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 8 May 2018 19:48 (six years ago) link

i really appreciate the politics thread, the wit on display keeps me marginally sane

global tetrahedron, Tuesday, 8 May 2018 19:49 (six years ago) link

the trump/politics threads could be a LOT worse. i mean, you guys have seen this place, right? there is remarkably little fighting/rooster crowing on them. plus, Nedlinks.

but it is a total info dump. which i imagine might make some people's eyes go blurry.

scott seward, Tuesday, 8 May 2018 19:53 (six years ago) link

man alive is wise.

I do sometimes get caught up in it as a way to pass the time, but yeah - I only really care about that stuff to the extent that it harms and hinders the wicked. Harming the wicked is not the same as helping the downtrodden but it may be a necessary first step.

let's not talk about the gincident (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 8 May 2018 19:54 (six years ago) link

my feeling is this: I doubt the russia investigation is going to take down Trump. If it does, great, but there's nothing I can do to help it along, and getting caught up in every twist and turn just leads to agita (although occasionally also comic relief). Meanwhile, there's lots of actual political/policy stuff going on that is important and dangerous, and at least by talking about and caring about that I spread the word about something that might actually impact midterm elections.

Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Tuesday, 8 May 2018 19:58 (six years ago) link

Not to get too deep into a topic that people just don't care about ITT, but there's a fair argument to be made that the Russia investigation and various related clusterfucks will have a far greater impact on midterm elections than any policy details.

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Tuesday, 8 May 2018 20:06 (six years ago) link

that thread is complete trumpsterbation and nothing is ever funny in it it is like ilx snl

gneb farts (darraghmac), Tuesday, 8 May 2018 20:25 (six years ago) link

great so let's turn this thread into another Trump thread

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 8 May 2018 20:28 (six years ago) link

Any point someone is about to make if they preface it by bringing up that they are a veteran or a military spouse.

Yerac, Tuesday, 8 May 2018 20:33 (six years ago) link

man alive otm, and

that thread is complete trumpsterbation and nothing is ever funny in it it is like ilx snl


otm

flappy bird, Tuesday, 8 May 2018 21:07 (six years ago) link

i really appreciate the politics thread, the wit on display keeps me marginally sane

― global tetrahedron, Tuesday, May 8, 2018 12:49 PM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

otm

flamenco drop (BradNelson), Tuesday, 8 May 2018 21:09 (six years ago) link

flappy bird deems and infinity offtm which is i guess par for the course

flamenco drop (BradNelson), Tuesday, 8 May 2018 21:10 (six years ago) link

shakey, tombot, old lunch, ymp and alfred are specifically the posters that make me laugh/keep me sane

flamenco drop (BradNelson), Tuesday, 8 May 2018 21:12 (six years ago) link

my feeling is this: concern trolls still suck

brimstead, Tuesday, 8 May 2018 21:57 (six years ago) link

what abt concern trolling in bad faith

brad u wound me ;_;

gneb farts (darraghmac), Tuesday, 8 May 2018 23:40 (six years ago) link

Face it dmac

You’re one of us

It’s not so bad friendly

F# A# (∞), Tuesday, 8 May 2018 23:41 (six years ago) link

whether I ever find out what "the Childish Gambino video" is

the ignatius rock of ignorance (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 9 May 2018 04:33 (six years ago) link

Finding out what pretty much anything is

valorous wokelord (silby), Wednesday, 9 May 2018 04:35 (six years ago) link

here's a fun one because sometimes i'm sad i don't care so much about it: making something of myself

you bet, nancy (map), Wednesday, 9 May 2018 04:54 (six years ago) link

Morbs, it would take about a 4 minute investment to watch the damn thing (it's good)

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Wednesday, 9 May 2018 05:02 (six years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgYEuJ5u1K0

the politics thread is basically this

Hazy Maze Cave (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 9 May 2018 11:15 (six years ago) link

lol

https://youtu.be/mUsWxOZolVQ

Hunt3r, Wednesday, 9 May 2018 11:54 (six years ago) link

the politics thread is fucking awful. i understand why people do it, it's a coping strategy, but i can't cope with that sort of sustained car crash staring. i have to go to a lot of trouble to actively avoid anything that resembles "news". i turned off data on my phone yesterday because google keeps trying to keep me "informed".

Arch Bacon (rushomancy), Wednesday, 9 May 2018 12:40 (six years ago) link

You impute psychological terms ("coping strategy") to what's merely entertainment – for me anyway. It sits in the background on my work computer.

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 9 May 2018 12:42 (six years ago) link

it's like being a sports fan.

scott seward, Wednesday, 9 May 2018 12:51 (six years ago) link

i'm trying to be compassionate. sorry to be judgmental, but it strikes me as kind of monstrous to treat what's going on right now as "entertainment".

Arch Bacon (rushomancy), Wednesday, 9 May 2018 12:52 (six years ago) link

if you're trying to actively avoid news then i totally get hating the politics thread

flamenco drop (BradNelson), Wednesday, 9 May 2018 12:55 (six years ago) link

how are one-liners and zings not entertainment? xp

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 9 May 2018 12:58 (six years ago) link

If you're gay and Hispanic, there's a lot to rictus grin about.

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 9 May 2018 12:58 (six years ago) link

if you hate trump there's a lot to rictus grin about.

scott seward, Wednesday, 9 May 2018 12:59 (six years ago) link

oh, is this a semantic argument? because that was kind of what i meant by "coping strategy".

Arch Bacon (rushomancy), Wednesday, 9 May 2018 13:01 (six years ago) link

music criticism other than "this is good, you might like it"

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 9 May 2018 15:51 (six years ago) link

but where's the fun?

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 9 May 2018 15:52 (six years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dteBUV_coN8

scott seward, Wednesday, 9 May 2018 16:12 (six years ago) link

Ha is this now the backlash thread for all the bonhomie/backslapping in the "Why Do People Leave ILX for good?"

There are plenty of threads I steer clear of in here, it would never occur to me to run them down, but whatever does it for ya

DACA Flocka Flame (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 9 May 2018 16:40 (six years ago) link

people should always keep in mind the whole not caring part of the thread title on here.

scott seward, Wednesday, 9 May 2018 16:44 (six years ago) link

Not caring and actively hating on are indeed distinct modes

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Wednesday, 9 May 2018 16:49 (six years ago) link

again, i only meant to call it the intellectual darkweb

difficult listening hour, Wednesday, 9 May 2018 18:28 (six years ago) link

it's a coping strategy, but i can't cope with that sort of sustained car crash staring. i have to go to a lot of trouble to actively avoid anything that resembles "news".

otm. here every piece of political news is just bigots being bigots.

karl wallogina (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 9 May 2018 20:43 (six years ago) link

it's like being a sports fan.

yes, at its absolutely fucking worst by pure cynics

the ignatius rock of ignorance (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 10 May 2018 01:31 (six years ago) link

I begrudge no one for disliking the politics threads and the humor (or 'humor') therein. My own engagement is basically an attempt to build up a resistance to a variety of psychic poison which, one magical night in 2016, made me literally feel like I was going to die before the sun came up. Exposure therapy, I believe they call it.

Also, shit, what else am I gonna do with my day? My work?

Love Theme From Oh God! You Devil (Old Lunch), Thursday, 10 May 2018 03:12 (six years ago) link

i just don't see enough calls for guillotines or gulags in the US pol threads tbh

hepatitis groan (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 10 May 2018 07:46 (six years ago) link

It's like they've forgotten the Revolution.

Kanye O'er Frae France? (Tom D.), Thursday, 10 May 2018 07:52 (six years ago) link

no place for violence in US politics tbf

hepatitis groan (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 10 May 2018 07:52 (six years ago) link

You've gotta feel some love for the Cheka sometimes, murdering the landed gentry all day long is a tough job and they don't always get the right ppl and folk are always being judgemental!

calzino, Thursday, 10 May 2018 07:59 (six years ago) link

it was a dirty job but someone had to do it

hepatitis groan (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 10 May 2018 08:00 (six years ago) link

My FB pic has been a guillotine blade for some time. I do sincerely hope I haven't blown too many of my family members' and ex-coworkers' minds with that one, but it's just how I feel.

Love Theme From Oh God! You Devil (Old Lunch), Thursday, 10 May 2018 10:28 (six years ago) link

"but where's the fun?"

― morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn)

i hate fun.

ol, i get where you're coming from, but for me to be able to tolerate prolonged exposure to this shit would require a good deal of desensitization, which number one i don't particularly want, and number two i haven't been able to manage anyway.

"It's like they've forgotten the Revolution."

― Kanye O'er Frae France? (Tom D.)

totally unfair, they were just on tour last year!

Arch Bacon (rushomancy), Thursday, 10 May 2018 10:34 (six years ago) link

My FB pic has been a guillotine blade for some time. I do sincerely hope I haven't blown too many of my family members' and ex-coworkers' minds with that one, but it's just how I feel.

― Love Theme From Oh God! You Devil (Old Lunch)

my fb pic was a picture of an old guy who looked kind of like pablo picasso bowling. pretty sure this contributed just as much to the political climate as yours did.

i think there's probably a discussion to be had about the increased potential for widespread civil violence in the wake of the complete and total failure of democratic norms, but i don't think most people have the stomach for that conversation. i think a lot of people would prefer that we first establish that we have experienced the complete and total failure of democratic norms, though of course by the time we do that it'll be too late to have the violence conversation.

things i don't care about: any political discussion which assumes that we haven't experienced the complete and total failure of democratic norms.

Arch Bacon (rushomancy), Thursday, 10 May 2018 10:41 (six years ago) link

if i cared about your political anxiety i'd still be sub'd to the US politics threads

Mordy, Thursday, 10 May 2018 11:51 (six years ago) link

Monica Lewinsky.

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 10 May 2018 11:57 (six years ago) link

hanging chads

rip van wanko, Thursday, 10 May 2018 12:40 (six years ago) link

... and Stacies.

Kanye O'er Frae France? (Tom D.), Thursday, 10 May 2018 12:41 (six years ago) link

guilloting chads tho

hepatitis groan (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 10 May 2018 12:44 (six years ago) link

i don't want to hear any more guillotine talk until you folks have some decapitated heads to show off

Mordy, Thursday, 10 May 2018 12:52 (six years ago) link

what came first, the choppin' or the head

Mahogany Loggins (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 10 May 2018 12:53 (six years ago) link

pretty sure Mordy just advocated for political violence there

hepatitis groan (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 10 May 2018 12:56 (six years ago) link

saving this page just in case my lawyer wants it

hepatitis groan (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 10 May 2018 12:56 (six years ago) link

mordy is just very against violent metaphors (guillotine, punching whether up or down)

flamenco drop (BradNelson), Thursday, 10 May 2018 12:57 (six years ago) link

pro violence anti violent metaphors

Mordy, Thursday, 10 May 2018 12:58 (six years ago) link

killing it in this argument

hepatitis groan (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 10 May 2018 13:02 (six years ago) link

lol @ Tom D.

moresoupial (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 10 May 2018 13:04 (six years ago) link

i don't think all the lazy Britpol zing crew are using guillotine in a total metaphorical sense, just that we accept its extreme unlikeliness and would, at least in my case, only resort to it extremely reluctantly and with a heavy conscience

hepatitis groan (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 10 May 2018 13:08 (six years ago) link

i don't know if that makes it better or worse tbph

Mordy, Thursday, 10 May 2018 13:16 (six years ago) link

heavy lies the head that wears the blade

Mahogany Loggins (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 10 May 2018 13:17 (six years ago) link

only for a split second

hepatitis groan (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 10 May 2018 13:19 (six years ago) link

t/s: off-colour jokes about political violence vs politicians politely taking democratic decisions that kill people

hepatitis groan (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 10 May 2018 13:21 (six years ago) link

before we start i agree that there is a shared immorality at the heart of that t/s

hepatitis groan (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 10 May 2018 13:21 (six years ago) link

but i haven't knowingly killed anybody so

hepatitis groan (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 10 May 2018 13:22 (six years ago) link

maybe this is what trappo chap house is like except with comedy shouting, idk

hepatitis groan (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 10 May 2018 13:23 (six years ago) link

just figured that whole scene would be 4 Fantanos fighting over a comb

hepatitis groan (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 10 May 2018 13:23 (six years ago) link

it's just more lame than it is immoral imo

Mordy, Thursday, 10 May 2018 13:24 (six years ago) link

sorry for using a slur. it's just like find a new way to express frustration than the same trite online leftist edgy opinions4you crap.

Mordy, Thursday, 10 May 2018 13:24 (six years ago) link

it is almost certainly lame but partly of the order of the kind of lame joke that increases its pleasure thru annoying overuse

hepatitis groan (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 10 May 2018 13:25 (six years ago) link

hey nv let's do a podcast where we count down the 50 politicians we'd reluctantly behead

Mahogany Loggins (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 10 May 2018 13:25 (six years ago) link

also our leftist edgy opinions4you are more self-knowing and world-weary than yr standard excitable Dem rambles.

not by v much, i'll grant you.

hepatitis groan (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 10 May 2018 13:26 (six years ago) link

bg i am ideologically opposed to podcasts but if we throw in a transcript for people who can read then i'm in

hepatitis groan (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 10 May 2018 13:27 (six years ago) link

it's just like find a new way to express frustration than the same trite online leftist edgy opinions4you crap

*checks url*

no this is definitely still ilx

Mahogany Loggins (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 10 May 2018 13:27 (six years ago) link

while i'm on somebody on our work Yammer has just been dressed down for asking why our place doesn't have an open culture. he was told to keep those questions off Yammer.

hepatitis groan (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 10 May 2018 13:28 (six years ago) link

sold xxp

brb gonna contact stamps dot com and casper mattresses about getting advertising for this podcast

Mahogany Loggins (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 10 May 2018 13:28 (six years ago) link

got the title music already

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C21PrOKRG8w

hepatitis groan (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 10 May 2018 13:30 (six years ago) link

outro and/or interstitial music

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=auzfTPp4moA

Mahogany Loggins (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 10 May 2018 13:31 (six years ago) link

guillotine (aka the sliceyboi) jokes are inevitable when folks are increasingly frustrated by the status quo and alienated from their local political processes. I'm actually kind of...impressed?...at how widespread those references are now, was def not the case even a year ago

Simon H., Thursday, 10 May 2018 13:34 (six years ago) link

lol i'd forgotten about the sliceyboi meme, you know shit is getting real when people are giving cutesy nicknames to their preferred method of executing their oppressors

Mahogany Loggins (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 10 May 2018 13:39 (six years ago) link

Historically speaking, political polarization sliding toward violence is normal.

I type this in a comfy chair situated in a part of the country whose soil has absorbed blood from European settlement, native genocide, a violent revolution, a pretty frickin' divisive civil war, and massive resistance to civil rights.

To me, just that we're so reluctant to advocate violence speaks of a certain kind of (halting, piecemeal, fragile) progress for humanity.

moresoupial (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 10 May 2018 13:40 (six years ago) link

Isn't there a thread where Mordy argues in favour of the death penalty?

Kanye O'er Frae France? (Tom D.), Thursday, 10 May 2018 13:42 (six years ago) link

pro violence anti violent metaphors

Mordy, Thursday, 10 May 2018 13:43 (six years ago) link

Ah, you're just disappointed we haven't lopped off any aristo heads yet.

Kanye O'er Frae France? (Tom D.), Thursday, 10 May 2018 13:44 (six years ago) link

guillotine slices down and not up iirc this must be a sore point for many itt

gneb farts (darraghmac), Thursday, 10 May 2018 13:48 (six years ago) link

look if you can make a reverse bungee ride you could make a reverse guillotine

hepatitis groan (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 10 May 2018 13:49 (six years ago) link

so you're advocating for like a guillotine cannon? i'm into it xp

Mahogany Loggins (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 10 May 2018 13:50 (six years ago) link

anyway i don't see guillotining as a thing in the grand tradition of the Terror, i just think that there will always be human beings who are intractably opposed to freedom and democracy and that come the reconfiguration of our socioeconomic system some hardened oppressors may leave us no choice other than to put them out of our misery. circumstances and method to be decided on the day.

hepatitis groan (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 10 May 2018 13:55 (six years ago) link

But Oliver was not the only effigy hanged that day. Alongside the stamp officer, the Bostonians suspended a large Jack Boot with the head of a demon poking from the top. The boot and demon were a reference to John Stuart, Earl of Bute, an unpopular former Prime Minister who was widely attacked as the mastermind of the Stamp Act.

https://timtattle.wordpress.com/2015/08/14/the-liberty-tree-protests-and-the-scots/

https://timtattle.files.wordpress.com/2015/08/bute.png

scott seward, Thursday, 10 May 2018 14:00 (six years ago) link

i view it more as a kind of grand guignol social experiment: will the super-rich stop pointlessly hoarding their wealth if they see that a hundred or so of their peers are pulled from their ivory towers and decapitated by baying mobs? we'll never know unless we try, and we already have a control group in the form of the last 70 years or so of western culture!

Mahogany Loggins (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 10 May 2018 14:01 (six years ago) link

It’s the revolution LARPing that bugs me

Mordy, Thursday, 10 May 2018 14:19 (six years ago) link

i must be missing the live-action element

Mahogany Loggins (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 10 May 2018 14:20 (six years ago) link

cosplay might be fun tho when everybody turns up as Che

hepatitis groan (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 10 May 2018 14:24 (six years ago) link

My Robespierre costume is almost finished, y'all

moresoupial (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 10 May 2018 14:25 (six years ago) link

online crix always say “youre just having a larp!” until suddenly its their turn in the basket.

Hunt3r, Thursday, 10 May 2018 14:26 (six years ago) link

that is a good post imo

gneb farts (darraghmac), Thursday, 10 May 2018 14:29 (six years ago) link

agreed

help yourself to an orange slice and some lucozade hunt3r, good game son

Mahogany Loggins (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 10 May 2018 14:31 (six years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=llet_NVEK_Q

Arch Bacon (rushomancy), Thursday, 10 May 2018 14:32 (six years ago) link

i must be missing the live-action element

― Mahogany Loggins (bizarro gazzara)

if dressing up in a balaclava and breaking an office building's window isn't revolution larping, i don't know what is

Arch Bacon (rushomancy), Thursday, 10 May 2018 14:34 (six years ago) link

smashing the overton window

Arch Bacon (rushomancy), Thursday, 10 May 2018 14:35 (six years ago) link

that's nothing new, though

Simon H., Thursday, 10 May 2018 14:37 (six years ago) link

a tale as old as time, a song as old as rhyme
balaclava and the break

Mahogany Loggins (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 10 May 2018 14:43 (six years ago) link

xp thx tho just tbc i'm pro critic, anti larp, and anti actual-heads-in-baskets for very real. prolly too much caring to be on thread topic, out for now.

Hunt3r, Thursday, 10 May 2018 15:06 (six years ago) link

you’re like the left wing version of those watering the tree of liberty guys

Mordy, Thursday, 10 May 2018 15:19 (six years ago) link

that poem at the end of the scotophobic tree waterer thing is really something:

The Scottish people is rejected,
The world besides will be accepted.
Jews, Infidels and Hottentots
We welcome here – but not the Scots.

scott seward, Thursday, 10 May 2018 15:20 (six years ago) link

who even remembers there was scot hate in this country? seems like such a quaint hate at this point.

scott seward, Thursday, 10 May 2018 15:22 (six years ago) link

The Irish hadn't arrived yet, that explains it.

Kanye O'er Frae France? (Tom D.), Thursday, 10 May 2018 15:23 (six years ago) link

During the evening celebrations, the Bostonians toasted to ‘A Repeal of the Stamp Act, and a perpetual Itching without the Benefit of Scratching to its Friends’. This was a reference to the notorious ‘Scottish Itch’, the common stereotype being that dirty, lice-ridden Scots were constantly scratching themselves.

*tries not to scratch*

Mahogany Loggins (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 10 May 2018 15:24 (six years ago) link

scrotch

gneb farts (darraghmac), Thursday, 10 May 2018 15:34 (six years ago) link

All this Scotching is making me itch

Ward Fowler, Thursday, 10 May 2018 15:35 (six years ago) link

its 'ittish'

gneb farts (darraghmac), Thursday, 10 May 2018 15:47 (six years ago) link

it was all that wool...

scott seward, Thursday, 10 May 2018 15:56 (six years ago) link

i refuse to rise to this obvious scotbaiting

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/7d/ff/73/7dff738e6f8462ec351cb177ffac5526.gif

Mahogany Loggins (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 10 May 2018 15:58 (six years ago) link

i'm reading a book right now where edinburgh is being destroyed by sentient moonseed and its making me want to go to scotland.

scott seward, Thursday, 10 May 2018 16:06 (six years ago) link

the sooner that edinburgh is destroyed by sentient moonseed the better tbh

Mahogany Loggins (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 10 May 2018 16:08 (six years ago) link

Just the people though, leave the buildings, esp. pubs.

Kanye O'er Frae France? (Tom D.), Thursday, 10 May 2018 16:08 (six years ago) link

neutron jock

gneb farts (darraghmac), Thursday, 10 May 2018 16:51 (six years ago) link

just read the flood of comments and only thing of value is learning the scotch had jock itch

F# A# (∞), Thursday, 10 May 2018 17:35 (six years ago) link

you're welcome.

scott seward, Thursday, 10 May 2018 17:37 (six years ago) link

thanks buddy

*hi five*

F# A# (∞), Thursday, 10 May 2018 17:42 (six years ago) link

Bari Weiss

flappy bird, Thursday, 10 May 2018 18:08 (six years ago) link

All this Scotching is making me itch

― Ward Fowler, Thursday, 10 May 2018 16:35 (three hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

its 'ittish'

― gneb farts (darraghmac), Thursday, 10 May 2018 16:47 (two hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

too good for Excelsior but maybe the wrong kind of lol for Nerd Lols. anyway, salute.

hepatitis groan (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 10 May 2018 18:47 (six years ago) link

xp ty ty but rly its 'neutron jock' all day tbh

gneb farts (darraghmac), Thursday, 10 May 2018 22:12 (six years ago) link

idgi :-(

Ward Fowler, Friday, 11 May 2018 07:59 (six years ago) link

look even i cant believe im doing this but

Welch is also known for abolishing the nine-layer management hierarchy and bringing a sense of informality to the company.[17]

During the early 1980s he was dubbed "Neutron Jack" (in reference to the neutron bomb) for eliminating employees while leaving buildings intact

gneb farts (darraghmac), Friday, 11 May 2018 08:11 (six years ago) link

It's not your audience, deems.

Kanye O'er Frae France? (Tom D.), Friday, 11 May 2018 08:56 (six years ago) link

i know, I know

gneb farts (darraghmac), Friday, 11 May 2018 09:17 (six years ago) link

Eurovision

MaresNest, Sunday, 13 May 2018 09:35 (six years ago) link

Lots of people always seem to be very keen to talk about how uninterested they are in Eurovision

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Sunday, 13 May 2018 09:38 (six years ago) link

I can do without hearing the fake poptimist from The Tax Payer's Alliance so very interesting take on the extravaganza, though. But that does serve me right for watching the wretched Marr Show.

calzino, Sunday, 13 May 2018 09:45 (six years ago) link

Lots of people always seem to be very keen to talk about how uninterested they are in Eurovision

― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Sunday, 13 May 2018 09:38 (seven minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

cmon now

gneb farts (darraghmac), Sunday, 13 May 2018 09:46 (six years ago) link

I'd say I'm genuinely uninterested. I'm only aware of its existence because I see people tweeting about it, but don't know where I'd even go to watch it if I wanted to.

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Sunday, 13 May 2018 10:32 (six years ago) link

I guess I am mostly perplexed by some of my friends, who don't appear to engage with any other sort of harmless campy events, completely lose their shit whenever Eurovision rolls around.

MaresNest, Sunday, 13 May 2018 11:25 (six years ago) link

maybe they like Eurovision but not any other campy events

kinder, Sunday, 13 May 2018 15:24 (six years ago) link

I have a deep-seated affection for Eurovision specifically. I just really enjoy loads of the aspects of it, the campiness not necessarily being top of the list

kinder, Sunday, 13 May 2018 15:26 (six years ago) link

The camp aspects are well down the list, if they're on it at all.

Kanye O'er Frae France? (Tom D.), Sunday, 13 May 2018 16:18 (six years ago) link

the eurovision has always been shite and it having been embraced as camp shite recently doesnt make anything """""""""""""""problematic""""""""""""""""""""

gneb farts (darraghmac), Sunday, 13 May 2018 16:43 (six years ago) link

just because jedward never win

karl wallogina (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 13 May 2018 21:12 (six years ago) link

"gammon"

Non, je ned raggette rien (onimo), Tuesday, 15 May 2018 17:53 (six years ago) link

it has been done to death, but anything that winds up "puce-faced social reactionaries" to the point they look a deeper shade of puce than Terry Yorath can't be all bad.

calzino, Tuesday, 15 May 2018 18:50 (six years ago) link

friends with right-wing brain worms

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 15 May 2018 21:01 (six years ago) link

"friends"

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 15 May 2018 21:01 (six years ago) link

Worms dont deserve abby normal’s rotten brain

Hunt3r, Tuesday, 15 May 2018 22:30 (six years ago) link

Recycling

flappy bird, Wednesday, 16 May 2018 16:55 (six years ago) link

royal weddings
grimes

you bet, nancy (map), Wednesday, 23 May 2018 03:53 (six years ago) link

space gandalf

karl wallogina (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 23 May 2018 10:39 (six years ago) link

man, totally Roseanne! i mean i liked that old show as much anyone but i keep seeing her name pop up in stories/articles and i really don't care. or even have much of an opinion. when i heard about the new show i had 0% curiosity. i'm not a reunion fan. i did watch the gilmore girls one.

"controversial" news about roseanne and kanye....such a snooze.

especially when i read stuff like this:

"Trump administration moves to allow hunters to lure brown bears with bacon, doughnuts"

scott seward, Wednesday, 23 May 2018 13:18 (six years ago) link

see this is why this thread is so needed. because i don't have to go on the roseanne thread and be a bore and be all like "why do people even care about this?" "This is dumb." "why do you guys even care." "this is boring." "trump is luring brown bears with bacon don't you even care?"

scott seward, Wednesday, 23 May 2018 13:21 (six years ago) link

im starting to unfollow journalists on social media, deleted various politics bookmarks on ilx. i can't really make room for trump in my brain anymore. i feel so much better.

marcos, Thursday, 24 May 2018 14:51 (six years ago) link

i guess it is not as much as "i just don't care" than it is "there is little i can do to change any of this so why am i devoting mental and emotional energy to this schmuck"

marcos, Thursday, 24 May 2018 14:52 (six years ago) link

me too

flappy bird, Thursday, 24 May 2018 16:17 (six years ago) link

"I've accepted that evil will win in this lifetime. It's such a relief!"

nourish nourish your turtleheart (Eric H.), Thursday, 24 May 2018 16:19 (six years ago) link

Who Grimes is dating

― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Tuesday, May 8, 2018 9:20 AM (two weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Who Elon Musk is dating

― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Tuesday, May 8, 2018 9:20 AM (two weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Also any and all of their dumb tweets

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 24 May 2018 19:31 (six years ago) link

It was the best of Grimes, it was the worst of Grimes.

and she could see an earmuff factory (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 24 May 2018 20:06 (six years ago) link

It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, musk be in want of a wife.

DACA Flocka Flame (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 24 May 2018 22:10 (six years ago) link

Star Wars

Hazy Maze Cave (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 29 May 2018 16:58 (six years ago) link

same

flappy bird, Tuesday, 29 May 2018 17:06 (six years ago) link

Roseanne

flappy bird, Tuesday, 29 May 2018 17:06 (six years ago) link

xxp is this the Shakey Mo style of "don't care" as in "go to every thread and comment often?"

Eliza D., Tuesday, 29 May 2018 17:09 (six years ago) link

Adam you care a lot about Star Wars

valorous wokelord (silby), Tuesday, 29 May 2018 17:37 (six years ago) link

xp "I care that others care about something I don't care about"

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Tuesday, 29 May 2018 19:28 (six years ago) link

weezer covering toto's Africa is constantly at the top of my news feed and lowest on my list of hoots

My name is the Pope and in the 90s I smoked a lot of dope (dog latin), Tuesday, 29 May 2018 20:02 (six years ago) link

lol that sounds like an abysmal news feed

you bet, nancy (map), Tuesday, 29 May 2018 20:06 (six years ago) link

i mean i don't even have a news feed so i guess i shouldn't judge

you bet, nancy (map), Tuesday, 29 May 2018 20:07 (six years ago) link

X Men movies. I don't even hate them, they're just...there.

Cousin Slappy, Tuesday, 29 May 2018 20:35 (six years ago) link

is this the Shakey Mo style of "don't care" as in "go to every thread and comment often?"

what is this malicious slander

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 29 May 2018 21:41 (six years ago) link

wait I want to amend my Roseanne post, her rendition of the National Anthem = CLASSIC. i care about that

flappy bird, Tuesday, 29 May 2018 21:50 (six years ago) link

any fantasy movie without elves

rip van wanko, Tuesday, 29 May 2018 22:06 (six years ago) link

any fantasy movie without elves

flappy bird, Tuesday, 29 May 2018 22:09 (six years ago) link

There's a whole category of things (at least they are grouped together in my mind as a category) that seem to involve semi-ironically dressing up in an old-timey high society sort of way. These include the kentucky derby, royal weddings, and some sort of event they have on governors island that I think involves dancing?

Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Saturday, 9 June 2018 02:43 (six years ago) link

http://i64.tinypic.com/rvetdw.jpg

difficult listening hour, Saturday, 9 June 2018 04:38 (six years ago) link

that guy really got fucked

flappy bird, Saturday, 9 June 2018 05:53 (six years ago) link

'Harry has inherited Diana's gift'

this is something I didn't care enough about to click on't BBC site, but cared enough to grumble "grr! hope the posh twat get's turned into car upholstery puree as well".

calzino, Saturday, 9 June 2018 09:03 (six years ago) link

Bulimia?

We can be herpes (Tom D.), Saturday, 9 June 2018 10:25 (six years ago) link

lool!

calzino, Saturday, 9 June 2018 10:27 (six years ago) link

Bands you keep trying to like but can't get into

you bet, nancy (map), Saturday, 9 June 2018 19:22 (six years ago) link

Mister Rogers

com rad erry red flag (f. hazel), Saturday, 9 June 2018 19:42 (six years ago) link

______ ________

laurel or hardyhearin (darraghmac), Saturday, 9 June 2018 20:15 (six years ago) link

flagged xp

mookieproof, Saturday, 9 June 2018 20:17 (six years ago) link

I don't care about either of these people, plz stop popping up in my sidebar thx

https://i.imgur.com/Ovh1CoP.jpg

the yolk sustains us, we eat whites for days (unregistered), Monday, 11 June 2018 15:24 (six years ago) link

Ha, I got that one too. No idea why.

jmm, Monday, 11 June 2018 15:25 (six years ago) link

what is it? are they youtubers?

Evan, Monday, 11 June 2018 15:26 (six years ago) link

Yeah. Apparently he has 7.3 million subscribers.
I do have a habit of clicking on pointless nonsense, so the algorithm's probably just throwing everything at the wall.

jmm, Monday, 11 June 2018 15:38 (six years ago) link

Can you guess? Trump and Fatboy in Singapore.

We can be herpes (Tom D.), Tuesday, 12 June 2018 11:37 (six years ago) link

they are no Cannon and Ball, that's for sure!

calzino, Tuesday, 12 June 2018 12:03 (six years ago) link

that squirrel up that building in america

karl wallogina (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 14 June 2018 09:29 (six years ago) link

Yes, the world is stupid.

We can be herpes (Tom D.), Thursday, 14 June 2018 09:32 (six years ago) link

Between the World Cup and Love Island, I have to keep a very good check on my DNGAF quotient

My name is the Pope and in the 90s I smoked a lot of dope (dog latin), Thursday, 14 June 2018 10:43 (six years ago) link

noted, and couldn't gaf about DL DNGAF levels for the former, agree with the latter.

calzino, Thursday, 14 June 2018 10:53 (six years ago) link

i may or may not be married to the HR officer for the film production company of one of the above events

it may or may not be the one id prefer

tired culché (darraghmac), Thursday, 14 June 2018 10:56 (six years ago) link

It was only after I watched Frankie Boyle's TV show the other week (I know, I know) that I discovered Love Island isn't actually an island.

Ward Fowler, Thursday, 14 June 2018 10:58 (six years ago) link

it's not? oh shit no i don't care i don't care

My name is the Pope and in the 90s I smoked a lot of dope (dog latin), Thursday, 14 June 2018 11:14 (six years ago) link

i liked watching Love Island with my daughter last week cos it's really designed to sit and joke about it with somebody else

obv i feel the pain of non-football fans subjected to World Cup fever for a month but tbh we all have to live surrounded by bullshit fever for some shitty cultural thing that we don't care about 99 percent of the time so i think people shd really be able to manage just fine and suffer in silence

VAR VAR Rasputin (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 14 June 2018 11:50 (six years ago) link

True. Superhero movies, Star Wars, Game of Thrones etc.

We can be herpes (Tom D.), Thursday, 14 June 2018 12:02 (six years ago) link

the petty intra-squabbles of Paducah's city commission members
the Belgian Revolution of 1830
the proper way to make a scone

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 14 June 2018 19:34 (six years ago) link

podcasts

read things and listen to music ffs

mookieproof, Saturday, 16 June 2018 02:28 (six years ago) link

hard agree

you bet, nancy (map), Saturday, 16 June 2018 02:30 (six years ago) link

podcasts

read things and listen to music ffs


this legit sounds like a lyric out of bfw

karl wallogina (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 16 June 2018 07:12 (six years ago) link

Podcasts are just, like, Radio 4 surely?

We can be herpes (Tom D.), Saturday, 16 June 2018 07:25 (six years ago) link

This thread has taken a turn into things you have strong opinions about.

Alba, Saturday, 16 June 2018 07:41 (six years ago) link

reading and listening to music are quaint fetishes

tired culché (darraghmac), Saturday, 16 June 2018 09:00 (six years ago) link

they are, but I'm not sure what that says about us as a species

cheeky Nandez (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 16 June 2018 09:55 (six years ago) link

nothing

tired culché (darraghmac), Saturday, 16 June 2018 10:24 (six years ago) link

"Africa" by Toto

flappy bird, Monday, 18 June 2018 18:11 (six years ago) link

it’s no ‘rosanna’ right enough

Or "Hold the Line".

We can be herpes (Tom D.), Monday, 18 June 2018 18:15 (six years ago) link

tru

I never liked the song but I never really hated it. as far as I can remember it was always a joke, like 'Never Gonna Give You Up' even pre-Rickroll. I don't understand the sudden surge in ironic/or is it? talk of Toto's 'Africa.'

flappy bird, Monday, 18 June 2018 18:17 (six years ago) link

it just seems like a meme that arrived 10 years late

flappy bird, Monday, 18 June 2018 18:18 (six years ago) link

I like it, it's a good song, but not that good.

We can be herpes (Tom D.), Monday, 18 June 2018 18:19 (six years ago) link

it's been a lol-80s party favourite for years now

My name is the Pope and in the 90s I smoked a lot of dope (dog latin), Monday, 18 June 2018 19:43 (six years ago) link

I've started really liking it after listening to EccoJams a lot earlier this year.

Frederik B, Monday, 18 June 2018 20:01 (six years ago) link

i like it a lot, i like "never gonna give you up" too.

brimstead, Monday, 18 June 2018 20:16 (six years ago) link

it's been a lol-80s party favourite for years now


I know but the whole Weezer thing is a step above

flappy bird, Monday, 18 June 2018 20:18 (six years ago) link

brimstead otm

Leaghaidh am brón an t-anam bochd (dowd), Monday, 18 June 2018 22:08 (six years ago) link

its a shit song but at least its no susanna

tired culché (darraghmac), Monday, 18 June 2018 22:51 (six years ago) link

Africa by Toto was in GTA: Vice City making it a favourite lol 80s song of a whole generation. But that predated current social media, and perhaps the subsequent generation is catching on to it now? (feel like maybe this isn't the case and it's all 30 year olds creating the Africa content)

( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) (jim in vancouver), Monday, 18 June 2018 23:03 (six years ago) link

i really like never gonna give you up and have done it at karaoke a few times. it goes down absolutely terribly and I'm never doing it again

( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) (jim in vancouver), Monday, 18 June 2018 23:05 (six years ago) link

Africa by Toto was in GTA: Vice City making it a favourite lol 80s song of a whole generation. But that predated current social media, and perhaps the subsequent generation is catching on to it now? (feel like maybe this isn't the case and it's all 30 year olds creating the Africa content)


the latter is the sense I get. also I like Never Gonna Give You Up

flappy bird, Monday, 18 June 2018 23:13 (six years ago) link

national security

nashwan, Monday, 18 June 2018 23:17 (six years ago) link

never gonna give you up was a surefire hit w/ the young gay club kids last year. it grew on me.

you bet, nancy (map), Monday, 18 June 2018 23:27 (six years ago) link

The Africa by Toto thread already went over - in excruciating detail - the issues of whether the song was always awesome (and fortuitously rescued from obscurity by memedom), always in the culture (which was exactly where it belonged), always a joke and only referenced for camp/"ironic" reasons, and every permutation in between.

I understand some ilx0rz may be late to this particular party, but the "I don't care" thread seems an odd place to open those buckets of worms. If you truly don't care, then move on with your life.

If you are interested in discussing the nuances of how/why this song is being perceived and discussed in the year of our lord 2018, then it stands to reason that you do, in fact, actively care.

too gashly (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 19 June 2018 02:45 (five years ago) link

other people's opinions about whether or not i do, in fact, care about something or not

Arch Bacon (rushomancy), Tuesday, 19 June 2018 03:04 (five years ago) link

i mean people usually explicate why they don't care about something itt. usually between 1-4 posts... toto has always been in the culture but i've just sensed an uptick in the last six months or so. whatever. Good song

flappy bird, Tuesday, 19 June 2018 04:18 (five years ago) link

Whatever any celebrity has to say that gets woke claps from the audience. Try harder. Fucking weak

sunburst N snowblind (Ross), Tuesday, 19 June 2018 07:44 (five years ago) link

Are you kidding me about Africa? The songs great. Wtf

sunburst N snowblind (Ross), Tuesday, 19 June 2018 07:44 (five years ago) link

Y’all need to ditch yer irony and just enjoy music for what it is. Christ. You think too much

sunburst N snowblind (Ross), Tuesday, 19 June 2018 07:46 (five years ago) link

Sorry flappy. You’re off the money here

sunburst N snowblind (Ross), Tuesday, 19 June 2018 07:47 (five years ago) link

shit tune

the scanning of that serengeti alone fails it on basic "practice yr trade" requirements

rusho otm re pontificating on the 'dont care' thread sorry ymp yelliw card

tired culché (darraghmac), Tuesday, 19 June 2018 08:08 (five years ago) link

shit tune? lol ok man ;)

sunburst N snowblind (Ross), Tuesday, 19 June 2018 08:40 (five years ago) link

its dna is in tornado wallace/dawn richard "86" - if it was so shit it wouldn't have had another life, but i don't want to have this fight - just laugh tbh

sunburst N snowblind (Ross), Tuesday, 19 June 2018 08:41 (five years ago) link

football probably would be less shit tbf for ya

sunburst N snowblind (Ross), Tuesday, 19 June 2018 08:42 (five years ago) link

One minute silences. (I'm certain it's been said on this thread before).

We can be herpes (Tom D.), Tuesday, 19 June 2018 09:12 (five years ago) link

while we are having one for the fallen of The Great War might as well make it two minutes for those poor souls that went down with the Titanic and then another for the Lusitania .. and then Rod Hull ... and then RIP Gazza ... etc..

calzino, Tuesday, 19 June 2018 09:20 (five years ago) link

We're almost having one a week where I work.

We can be herpes (Tom D.), Tuesday, 19 June 2018 09:22 (five years ago) link

I didn't realise you were a football steward, Tom.

calzino, Tuesday, 19 June 2018 09:26 (five years ago) link

I remember where I used to work, they had a kind of social club and I was in there one evening and a DJ was playing records and he stopped the music at one point and announced we were to have a one minute silence for Damilola Taylor (it was in the year 2000, in case you're wondering). He then started the music again after about 20 seconds and carried on. Then he stopped it again and said, "I've been told that one minute silence wasn't a minute so we're going to do it again." This time he started the music after 30 seconds. I made my excuses and left.

We can be herpes (Tom D.), Tuesday, 19 June 2018 09:29 (five years ago) link

tbf the silence was still probably playing while the dj brought the next song into the mix

I'd Rather Kecak (NickB), Tuesday, 19 June 2018 09:45 (five years ago) link

must have really spoiled The Birdy Song, that

Neil S, Tuesday, 19 June 2018 09:47 (five years ago) link

I used to take a lot of pleasure in pissing off po-faced minute's silence wankers at football matches, helped by having a loud disabled kid with me who genuinely doesn't gaf about "the rules" . And I used to feel like high-fiving any other ppl nonchalantly sat back and not giving much of a fuck about it - usually surly teenagers with attitude types!

calzino, Tuesday, 19 June 2018 09:49 (five years ago) link

One minute silences. (I'm certain it's been said on this thread before).

― We can be herpes (Tom D.)

i feel like there's a continuum from one minute silences -> flag at half-mast -> "thoughts and prayers". but that's probably just me.

Arch Bacon (rushomancy), Tuesday, 19 June 2018 13:31 (five years ago) link

XXXTentacion

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 19 June 2018 14:25 (five years ago) link

Children.

There's more Italy than necessary. (in orbit), Tuesday, 19 June 2018 14:30 (five years ago) link

Not forever. Just right now I'm over them.

There's more Italy than necessary. (in orbit), Tuesday, 19 June 2018 14:31 (five years ago) link

It's June 19 and I need this school year to be over.

There's more Italy than necessary. (in orbit), Tuesday, 19 June 2018 14:31 (five years ago) link

I didn't realise you were a football steward, Tom.


a kind of scot steward if u will

CARL MARKS PRINCIPAL INVESTING AND ADVISORY SERVICES (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 19 June 2018 14:35 (five years ago) link

dmac - just want to apologize for the other day if it was brash - i'm glad you post here

ya done (Ross), Tuesday, 19 June 2018 15:01 (five years ago) link

a vulnerable account of Tillman’s period of self-imposed exile in a NYC hotel

Hazy Maze Cave (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 19 June 2018 15:35 (five years ago) link

Children.

― There's more Italy than necessary. (in orbit), Tuesday, June 19, 2018 4:30 PM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 19 June 2018 16:02 (five years ago) link

Trump administration...otm?

U. K. Le Garage (wins), Tuesday, 19 June 2018 16:07 (five years ago) link

bitter lol

We can be herpes (Tom D.), Tuesday, 19 June 2018 16:08 (five years ago) link

This thread has taken a turn into things you have strong opinions about.

― Alba, Saturday, 16 June 2018 07:41 (three days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

it's always been this.

Britain's Sexiest Cow (jed_), Tuesday, 19 June 2018 16:13 (five years ago) link

Ditto on respectful silences of any length since I feel my school uses them to show "respect" in lieu of any real change. Like when there were nation-wide school walkouts in support of gun reform, my school had a leadership-approved "minute of silence on the playground" to pre-empt the students doing anything, but the leadership knows that our surrounding community is conservative so they won't hold town halls or parent meetings or openly support anything that they can't cloak in vague language about "equity." It's a delicate dance and I appreciate what they have to do, but it's irritating as hell.

There's more Italy than necessary. (in orbit), Tuesday, 19 June 2018 16:15 (five years ago) link

dmac - just want to apologize for the other day if it was brash - i'm glad you post here

― ya done (Ross), Tuesday, 19 June 2018 15:01 (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

nothing to worry about man

tired culché (darraghmac), Tuesday, 19 June 2018 16:28 (five years ago) link

cheers man

ya done (Ross), Tuesday, 19 June 2018 22:30 (five years ago) link

reports on Royal Ascot that that involve posh twats in hats rather than mass IED fatalities.

calzino, Wednesday, 20 June 2018 07:17 (five years ago) link

Celebrity deaths

lost in sublimation (Ross), Wednesday, 20 June 2018 08:23 (five years ago) link

Mostly

lost in sublimation (Ross), Wednesday, 20 June 2018 08:23 (five years ago) link

the logies are a perfect storm of dozens upon dozens of things i just don't care about

karl wallogina (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 28 June 2018 09:27 (five years ago) link

^^^^^^^^^^

Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Friday, 29 June 2018 02:28 (five years ago) link

I'm starting to feel like not caring about the world cup isn't enough. I can't escape it! Just went on a Twitter muting spree to get a little peace.

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Tuesday, 3 July 2018 21:14 (five years ago) link

I blame Ned

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Tuesday, 3 July 2018 21:19 (five years ago) link

blame caNeda

derp (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 3 July 2018 21:25 (five years ago) link

So happy the USA isn't in it this year. that shit sucked in 2014

flappy bird, Tuesday, 3 July 2018 22:00 (five years ago) link

That sounds like retro caring, or like a relief-echo.

Hunt3r, Tuesday, 3 July 2018 23:49 (five years ago) link

I didn't care about the World Cup until a certain publisher assigned the first 32 respondents countries and promised to send a big pile of books to the person with the winning nation. I got Switzerland, so I cared for a bit, but now I can go back to not caring.

Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Wednesday, 4 July 2018 00:19 (five years ago) link

I blame Ned

Good lord, I'm posting about it about 1/100th of what others are doing.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 4 July 2018 02:09 (five years ago) link

Having never played, watched or even much thought about Super Mario Bros, much of Twitter is becoming increasingly mystifying

Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Wednesday, 4 July 2018 02:23 (five years ago) link

is there a new Mario meme? This excites me

flappy bird, Wednesday, 4 July 2018 02:50 (five years ago) link

Like...sexually?

F# A# (∞), Wednesday, 4 July 2018 03:07 (five years ago) link

So happy the USA isn't in it this year. that shit sucked in 2014

smashing pumpkins vs sweden would be HOT tho

mookieproof, Wednesday, 4 July 2018 03:37 (five years ago) link

Birthdays.

Van Horn Street, Thursday, 5 July 2018 18:31 (five years ago) link

FWIW I started to really like world cup soccer this year. But one thing I can't be arsed to care about is takes on "the Politics of the World Cup."

Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Thursday, 5 July 2018 18:34 (five years ago) link

xp

I got really tired of FB reminding me about birthdays. I started to feel like if I put a note on one friend's wall, but forgot on another, I was being a bad friend, so i just started to ignore them altogether.

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Thursday, 5 July 2018 18:55 (five years ago) link

I personally haven't wanted to know about my birthdays since age 21, and I assume other adults feel similarly.

Roomba with an attitude (Sanpaku), Thursday, 5 July 2018 19:16 (five years ago) link

other peoples birthdays have turned into some kind of extortion racket. no thanks, i do not want to chip in for a weekend cottage in the highlands because you're 37 around then nor do i even wish have a reasonably expensive meal.

Britain's Sexiest Cow (jed_), Thursday, 5 July 2018 21:18 (five years ago) link

Yikes, I haven't encountered that sort of grift so far

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Thursday, 5 July 2018 21:56 (five years ago) link

on the other hand birthdays are a good reason to reconnect with friends and for everyone to meet up and have fun based on the flimsy auspices of it being someone's birthday. I'm all for em - they're a good excuse to get out, within reason of course.

Gâteau Superstar (dog latin), Friday, 6 July 2018 01:07 (five years ago) link

I'm not antisocial but if a birthday is an excuse to see a bud then I don't know, he/she is not a good bud? Would rather spend time with the people I naturally spend my time with.

Van Horn Street, Friday, 6 July 2018 17:38 (five years ago) link

Some people make a whole freaking deal about their birthday and it's ridiculous.

Van Horn Street, Friday, 6 July 2018 17:39 (five years ago) link

~real friends are always there~

U. K. Le Garage (wins), Friday, 6 July 2018 17:44 (five years ago) link

am I the only ilxor without a dedicated Happy Birthday thread :_(

rip van wanko, Friday, 6 July 2018 17:57 (five years ago) link

nope!

Simon H., Friday, 6 July 2018 17:57 (five years ago) link

Hardly anyone has dedicated Happy Birthday threads.

Alan Alba (Tom D.), Friday, 6 July 2018 18:04 (five years ago) link

Happy birthday rip van wanko

U. K. Le Garage (wins), Friday, 6 July 2018 18:06 (five years ago) link

ty wins that should hold me til November

rip van wanko, Friday, 6 July 2018 18:52 (five years ago) link

other peoples birthdays have turned into some kind of extortion racket. no thanks, i do not want to chip in for a weekend cottage in the highlands because you're 37 around then nor do i even wish have a reasonably expensive meal.

― Britain's Sexiest Cow (jed_), Thursday, July 5, 2018 2:18 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Yikes, I haven't encountered that sort of grift so far

― Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Thursday, July 5, 2018 2:56 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

don't think this is a grift this is just that he doesn't want to do things with people for birthdays

( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) (jim in vancouver), Friday, 6 July 2018 18:56 (five years ago) link

I was imagining like a birthday GoFundMe

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Friday, 6 July 2018 19:04 (five years ago) link

Hardly anyone has dedicated Happy Birthday threads.

― Alan Alba (Tom D.), Friday, 6 July 2018 18:04 (two hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ahem btw

i see some of you monsters resent the opportunity to contribute to Facebook Cuddliberals dot com

Neymar, Mr Nice Guy (Noodle Vague), Friday, 6 July 2018 20:49 (five years ago) link

I have a birthday thread.

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Saturday, 7 July 2018 00:56 (five years ago) link

aren't you special

mookieproof, Saturday, 7 July 2018 01:00 (five years ago) link

Yikes, I haven't encountered that sort of grift so far

― Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Thursday, July 5, 2018 2:56 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

don't think this is a grift this is just that he doesn't want to do things with people for birthdays

you are both right. a friend had a birthday weekend in a country house thing and there was a dress code (formal or kilts) and no, it wasn't a milestone birthday and yes, I declined.

Britain's Sexiest Cow (jed_), Saturday, 7 July 2018 01:04 (five years ago) link

I'll go the the pub and buy you a drink for your birthday any time though!

Britain's Sexiest Cow (jed_), Saturday, 7 July 2018 01:05 (five years ago) link

as per this thread though this is something i don't "not care" about.

Britain's Sexiest Cow (jed_), Saturday, 7 July 2018 01:07 (five years ago) link

one month passes...

the difference between gigabytes and gibibytes, in nearly every scenario

faculty w1fe (silby), Monday, 13 August 2018 20:53 (five years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Your ancestry
Your astrology
Your dreams

vanjie wail (qiqing), Monday, 27 August 2018 21:50 (five years ago) link

please do tell me about your 8th cuz who was on the Mayflower, it's especially gripping stuff if you are some type of celeb!

calzino, Monday, 27 August 2018 21:55 (five years ago) link

Elon Musk.

pomenitul, Friday, 7 September 2018 15:22 (five years ago) link

The NYT op-ed. Wake me when the fucker is finally outta there.

Police, Academy (cryptosicko), Friday, 7 September 2018 15:44 (five years ago) link

The NYT op-ed American political gossip. Wake me when the fucker is finally outta there.

― Police, Academy (cryptosicko), Friday, 7 September 2018 15:44 (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lee guacamole (darraghmac), Friday, 7 September 2018 16:53 (five years ago) link

tennis players and their tantrums and what it all says about SOCIETY, man

Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Tuesday, 11 September 2018 08:15 (five years ago) link

Paul Manafort's Cooperating Plea Agreement

( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) (jim in vancouver), Friday, 14 September 2018 20:43 (five years ago) link

Tiger Woods and the comeback of Tiger Woods. Couldn't bring myself to type heartwarming there.

Zach Same (Tom D.), Sunday, 23 September 2018 22:07 (five years ago) link

The Room, the Disaster Artist, anything associated with that.

akm, Wednesday, 26 September 2018 05:13 (five years ago) link

Paul Pogba vs Jose Mourinho

Category: Animist Rock (Matt #2), Wednesday, 26 September 2018 11:32 (five years ago) link

A Star is Born, or making fun of A Star is Born.

I Never Promised You A Hose Harden (Eric H.), Wednesday, 26 September 2018 12:48 (five years ago) link

the ryder cup

mookieproof, Friday, 28 September 2018 14:56 (five years ago) link

^^^

calzino, Friday, 28 September 2018 16:01 (five years ago) link

^^^

Dan Worsley, Friday, 28 September 2018 17:25 (five years ago) link

Post Malone
lil pump

akm, Friday, 28 September 2018 19:08 (five years ago) link

xp golf

I Never Promised You A Hose Harden (Eric H.), Friday, 28 September 2018 19:20 (five years ago) link

A Star is Born, or making fun of A Star is Born.

― I Never Promised You A Hose Harden (Eric H.), Wednesday, September 26, 2018 8:48 AM (two days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permali

otm. how could there exist an interesting angle on this film? too scared to click on the thread to... find out

rip van wanko, Friday, 28 September 2018 20:06 (five years ago) link

mostly bafflement in there

I have measured out my life in coffee shop loyalty cards (silby), Friday, 28 September 2018 20:07 (five years ago) link

Presidential Alerts on phones

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 3 October 2018 18:38 (five years ago) link

yeah, same. if it would have happened during the obama era (which was when the alert system was authorized by congress) the right wing would have lost their shit and it would have been soooooo annoying.

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 3 October 2018 18:44 (five years ago) link

OTM also there was nothing Trumpian about the alert, it was a standard emergency alert message.

flappy bird, Wednesday, 3 October 2018 18:47 (five years ago) link

http://armadillo-online.org/facts.html

| (Latham Green), Wednesday, 3 October 2018 18:57 (five years ago) link

67. Global warming

― the physical impossibility of sb in the mind of someone fping (silby), Thursday, October 4, 2012 10:53 AM (five years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

still don't really care it turns out

I have measured out my life in coffee shop loyalty cards (silby), Wednesday, 3 October 2018 19:55 (five years ago) link

underrated dn of mine there too

I have measured out my life in coffee shop loyalty cards (silby), Wednesday, 3 October 2018 19:56 (five years ago) link

Nikki Haley

sleeve, Tuesday, 9 October 2018 16:46 (five years ago) link

but she got inducted into the RHOF though!

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 9 October 2018 16:51 (five years ago) link

lol

sleeve, Tuesday, 9 October 2018 16:53 (five years ago) link

The DC Extended Universe

MarkoP, Tuesday, 9 October 2018 17:10 (five years ago) link

"homecoming"

didn't care then, don't care now either

weird woman in a bar (La Lechera), Tuesday, 9 October 2018 17:18 (five years ago) link

The Rock & Roll Hall of Fame. May it be immediately reduced to rubble and never spoken of again.

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 11 October 2018 12:56 (five years ago) link

^yes. and literally every awards show.

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 11 October 2018 16:01 (five years ago) link

kanye west, taylor swift, lady gaga

Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Friday, 12 October 2018 05:41 (five years ago) link

their politics or their acting, whatever, just fuck off

Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Friday, 12 October 2018 05:42 (five years ago) link

the moral arc of the universe, its length, and whatever it bends towards

flappy bird, Friday, 12 October 2018 17:29 (five years ago) link

the moral arc of the universe is long and it bends towards uri geller

dub pilates (rushomancy), Friday, 12 October 2018 23:44 (five years ago) link

audience recordings of a live show

portugal. the bland (sleeve), Thursday, 25 October 2018 19:03 (five years ago) link

so otm

WmC, Thursday, 25 October 2018 19:08 (five years ago) link

definitely. it takes a really transcendent performance to make a crappy audience recording worth listening to.

on the video end, though, i do sometimes enjoy when concert videos are pieced together by cutting from one handheld camera in the audience to another, if it's done well (and if it's paired with a soundboard recording)

the fleeking of america (Karl Malone), Thursday, 25 October 2018 19:10 (five years ago) link

I have a few soundboards I cherish, but yeah no interest in AUD.

Freddy "Boom Boom" QAnon (Dan Peterson), Thursday, 25 October 2018 19:11 (five years ago) link

I love bootlegs but I know I'm in the minority

flappy bird, Friday, 26 October 2018 06:21 (five years ago) link

Midterm elections! Don't care! ZERO interest!

vanjie wail (qiqing), Wednesday, 7 November 2018 03:49 (five years ago) link

*checks polls*

actually, we are receiving word that you have 14% interest, with 65% of precincts reporting in

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 7 November 2018 03:50 (five years ago) link

lol

k3vin k., Wednesday, 7 November 2018 03:52 (five years ago) link

fake news

vanjie wail (qiqing), Wednesday, 7 November 2018 03:52 (five years ago) link

Stan Lee, living or dead

Dan I., Tuesday, 13 November 2018 02:26 (five years ago) link

two weeks pass...

George H.W. Bush

Rhine Jive Click Bait (Hadrian VIII), Saturday, 1 December 2018 15:09 (five years ago) link

otm

calamity gammon (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 1 December 2018 21:16 (five years ago) link

don’t care about that guy either

calamity gammon (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 1 December 2018 21:52 (five years ago) link

shitty things that george h.w. bush did

Mr. Snrub, Saturday, 1 December 2018 22:44 (five years ago) link

car parking

mick signals, Thursday, 6 December 2018 14:41 (five years ago) link

two weeks pass...

seasonal holiday misery caused by drones. Lol eat it, santa/god hates y'all!

calzino, Saturday, 22 December 2018 17:18 (five years ago) link

iOS glitches, updates, problems with updates, etc

rip van wanko, Saturday, 22 December 2018 17:27 (five years ago) link

FP calzino if you read the drones thread and posted that anyway

kinder, Saturday, 22 December 2018 18:57 (five years ago) link

I honestly didn't read the drone thread - just turning into a bit of a cackling misery golem after 8 years and counting without a holiday now.

calzino, Saturday, 22 December 2018 19:12 (five years ago) link

2020 election in 2018 or 2019

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 27 December 2018 18:27 (five years ago) link

Barack Obama's favourite cultural artifacts of the year

Locked in silent monologue, in silent scream (Sund4r), Saturday, 29 December 2018 04:58 (five years ago) link

rich white men having a yacht race

calamity gammon (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 29 December 2018 05:11 (five years ago) link

English cunts getting their "Brenda fixed it for me" badges, would have them all shot - so I probably do care - but y'know...

calzino, Saturday, 29 December 2018 10:51 (five years ago) link

xp AA you don’t live in Hobart do you?!?

an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Sunday, 30 December 2018 01:25 (five years ago) link

no

calamity gammon (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 30 December 2018 02:50 (five years ago) link

it’s lovely but no

calamity gammon (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 30 December 2018 02:50 (five years ago) link

ah - I do, the rich persons’ aquatic jaunt ends here of course

an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Monday, 31 December 2018 13:32 (five years ago) link

c'mon people Birdbox!

rip van wanko, Wednesday, 9 January 2019 23:44 (five years ago) link

OP always amuses me. makes me imagine dog latin at aresto and his pal goes "I'm getting the halibut" and he reacts with "fuck off, arsehole"

( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 9 January 2019 23:47 (five years ago) link

the 20th anniversary of a television show

mookieproof, Thursday, 10 January 2019 20:51 (five years ago) link

ugh yes

Karl Malone, Friday, 11 January 2019 06:01 (five years ago) link

Pretty much any anniversary

Alba, Friday, 11 January 2019 17:43 (five years ago) link

xpost Came here to post "The Sopranos" specifically.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 11 January 2019 17:45 (five years ago) link

Groundbreaking, influential, and comically overrated.

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Friday, 11 January 2019 17:53 (five years ago) link

truthfully: brexit

topical mlady (darraghmac), Friday, 11 January 2019 17:54 (five years ago) link

It's pretty uncool to focus so intently upon The Sopranos while ignoring the other beloved family that also entered our hearts that first month of '99

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/1/1c/Griffin_family.png/220px-Griffin_family.png

A Nugatory Excrescence (Old Lunch), Friday, 11 January 2019 18:05 (five years ago) link

20th anniversary of a television show is a 'platform' to 'launch' related products

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 11 January 2019 18:08 (five years ago) link

Motorbikes

Right column Leftist (sunny successor), Tuesday, 15 January 2019 02:35 (five years ago) link

dogs tbh

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 18 January 2019 21:23 (five years ago) link

otmfm

I have measured out my life in coffee shop loyalty cards (silby), Friday, 18 January 2019 21:38 (five years ago) link

oh hell no

adverts

topical mlady (darraghmac), Friday, 18 January 2019 21:57 (five years ago) link

no way, the adverts were a great band

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Friday, 18 January 2019 22:03 (five years ago) link

agree about dogs tbh

macropuente (map), Friday, 18 January 2019 22:29 (five years ago) link

i feel the same about dogs but this has never seemed like a safe space to vent these feelings. it's not dogs, but dog owners/dog culture, deification of all things ruff, sidewalks and parks and residential tracts full of dogs, dogs, dogs

calumy (rip van wanko), Friday, 18 January 2019 22:33 (five years ago) link

you will respect my dog you fucks

(ADVANCE) (320k vbr) (--V2) (aps) (diVX) (2CD) OST - SB (2019) (esby), Friday, 18 January 2019 22:35 (five years ago) link

I won't

I have measured out my life in coffee shop loyalty cards (silby), Friday, 18 January 2019 22:35 (five years ago) link

agreed enough with the dogs and how great your dog is

Rhine Jive Click Bait (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 18 January 2019 22:38 (five years ago) link

love doggies tbh

( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) (jim in vancouver), Friday, 18 January 2019 22:41 (five years ago) link

Maxim: People who appear to be listening when you talk about your pets/children/health problems/golf game are only doing so because they want a socially sanctioned excuse to talk about THEIR pets/children/health problems/golf game.

Of course this applies to lots of conversation, but I find it particularly acute around those topics.

There is "empathetic listening" and there is "waiting to talk."

If you have pets and you are listening to someone talking about their pets, odds are you're estimating how long you will be permitted to talk about your own pets.

Gunther Gleiben (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 18 January 2019 22:59 (five years ago) link

my cat is awful (pees on stuff, attacks my girlfriend. but cuddly and nice like 50% of the time) so I'm usually just envious when hearing about other people's kitties

( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) (jim in vancouver), Friday, 18 January 2019 23:01 (five years ago) link

he's just aping your behavior

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Friday, 18 January 2019 23:05 (five years ago) link

pffft, fuck sake

( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) (jim in vancouver), Friday, 18 January 2019 23:07 (five years ago) link

"My Dog Is Smarter Than Your Kid"

I Just Purposefully Rear-Ended You

Rhine Jive Click Bait (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 18 January 2019 23:47 (five years ago) link

yea dogs

cats too

pictures of peoples’ dogs and cats

marcos, Saturday, 19 January 2019 00:49 (five years ago) link

You’re all monsters.

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Saturday, 19 January 2019 01:05 (five years ago) link

^^ otm

weird woman in a bar (La Lechera), Saturday, 19 January 2019 01:24 (five years ago) link

Benson is one of many exceptions

calumy (rip van wanko), Saturday, 19 January 2019 02:44 (five years ago) link

most dogs are pretty decent

especially their ears

mookieproof, Saturday, 19 January 2019 02:54 (five years ago) link

my cat is awful (pees on stuff, attacks my girlfriend. but cuddly and nice like 50% of the time)

lmfao

flappy bird, Saturday, 19 January 2019 05:13 (five years ago) link

Dogs are solid.

Alba, Saturday, 19 January 2019 07:02 (five years ago) link

I love all the furballs

brimstead, Saturday, 19 January 2019 07:06 (five years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sEhYGmLRFXM

calzino, Saturday, 19 January 2019 09:43 (five years ago) link

Dogs are fine, doggos and puppers will be shot in the street

gray say nah to me (wins), Saturday, 19 January 2019 09:52 (five years ago) link

I wouldn't want to have to care for one but dogs are alright. Fuck cats and their oversized egos though.

pomenitul, Saturday, 19 January 2019 10:10 (five years ago) link

I'd say more than half of my verbal interactions with humanity is smalltalk about dogs with other dog-walkers. I don't know if that makes me a doggo and honestly couldn't care less.

calzino, Saturday, 19 January 2019 10:24 (five years ago) link

I assume wins was referring to internet canine-speak: 'doggos' for dogs and 'puppers' for puppies, etc. (cf. the genuinely insufferable 'RarePuppers' subreddit).

pomenitul, Saturday, 19 January 2019 10:29 (five years ago) link

I was. Insufferable is the word

gray say nah to me (wins), Saturday, 19 January 2019 10:31 (five years ago) link

I was talking to someone earlier with a chocolate lab called Fergus, she was saying how she's only just recovered from a broken knee after tripping over the dog-lead last year. Dog-talk gets real sometimes!

calzino, Saturday, 19 January 2019 10:41 (five years ago) link

No doubt, but how do you feel about phrases such as:

  • heckin' heart eyes
  • bigboye
  • smart boi
  • hooman
  • happy woof woof
  • goodest of boys
  • boopable nose
  • etc.

pomenitul, Saturday, 19 January 2019 10:48 (five years ago) link

oh that's some cloying shit. I wouldn't use them myself, but am probably just as soppy as ppl that use them though so feel awkward about judging.

calzino, Saturday, 19 January 2019 10:56 (five years ago) link

making a Fairly solid argument that tthe same societal sickness that led to Minstrel Shows manifests itself today as "Doggo Shit"

— wint (@dril) July 17, 2018

gray say nah to me (wins), Saturday, 19 January 2019 11:03 (five years ago) link

there is this guy with 2 springer spaniels with bells on their colours that make a delightful noise as they clank about. I made an innocuous comment about it being nice to hear some live improv on the mountains. He really didn't like the comment and I think he thought I was taking the piss out of him. Maybe should try some doggo talk next time.

calzino, Saturday, 19 January 2019 11:09 (five years ago) link

collars

calzino, Saturday, 19 January 2019 11:10 (five years ago) link

Haha, I'm pretty sure that 95% of the world population views references to free jazz or improv or abstract art in a negative light. Liking that stuff is 'unnatural' obv.

pomenitul, Saturday, 19 January 2019 11:13 (five years ago) link

There’s also the fact that most people are probably more likely to understand improv to mean zany comedy shows than cafe oto type stuff

gray say nah to me (wins), Saturday, 19 January 2019 11:16 (five years ago) link

I feel quite strongly that dogs are definitely funnier than 100& of stand-up comedians. Even if their routine does include very unsavory stuff like fucking settee cushions and tearing the sleeve of your best winter jacket.

calzino, Saturday, 19 January 2019 11:27 (five years ago) link

there have been a few moments in my life where I feel like if it wasn't for my dog I might have stopped interacting with the world (especially during peak winter) and gone into a black hole of depression. So there is that as well.

calzino, Saturday, 19 January 2019 11:35 (five years ago) link

Dogs seem to enjoy themselves, where most animals don't, which is a plus. They are aldo smelly, dirty, loud and sometimes dangerous. A bit like a metal band in LA in the 80s.

Never Turn Your Back On Virginia Woolf (Tom D.), Saturday, 19 January 2019 11:38 (five years ago) link

My sister has a dog - which hates me and all men - but I don't know any other dog owners. I know lots of cat owners though, forever billing and cooing over their boring charges.

Never Turn Your Back On Virginia Woolf (Tom D.), Saturday, 19 January 2019 11:41 (five years ago) link

Two friends of mine – a couple – own a black cat each. One is anorexic due to some unnameable trauma, which it routinely unloads on bipeds such as myself, as well as on her feline roommate, who now copes via bulimia. Every time I visit them I come one step closer to acknowledging Satan's existence.

pomenitul, Saturday, 19 January 2019 11:50 (five years ago) link

Paulie from Sopranos was otm: snakes with fur.

calzino, Saturday, 19 January 2019 11:54 (five years ago) link

Benson is one of many exceptions

― calumy (rip van wanko), Friday, January 18, 2019 9:44 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Aw!! <3

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Saturday, 19 January 2019 12:39 (five years ago) link

Furbaby is by far the worst term. But I blame the humans and not the dogs.

I live for dog videos.

Yerac, Saturday, 19 January 2019 15:21 (five years ago) link

Fuck cats and their oversized egos though.

― pomenitul, Saturday, January 19, 2019 3:10 AM (six hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post

this is stupid btw

jolene club remix (BradNelson), Saturday, 19 January 2019 16:51 (five years ago) link

To each their Stockholm syndrome.

pomenitul, Saturday, 19 January 2019 16:53 (five years ago) link

*blows the 'stockholm syndrome reference' whistle*

toot toot

Karl Malone, Saturday, 19 January 2019 17:21 (five years ago) link

I suffer from Stockholm syndrome reference syndrome.

pomenitul, Saturday, 19 January 2019 17:22 (five years ago) link

if we start associating stockholm syndrome with people who love their cats, which words are we going to use when we visit stockholm and notice someone who is being held captive in a dungeon but insists that they're happy?

Karl Malone, Saturday, 19 January 2019 17:22 (five years ago) link

We must imagine Sisyphus happy

I have measured out my life in coffee shop loyalty cards (silby), Saturday, 19 January 2019 17:25 (five years ago) link

Thou shalt imagine Sisyphus happy.

pomenitul, Saturday, 19 January 2019 17:27 (five years ago) link

I must imagine Sisyphus happy. And I do, I like thinking about that. Whoever is making me do that, it’s a good idea!

Karl Malone, Saturday, 19 January 2019 17:29 (five years ago) link

I embrace my furry catpurr I mean captor

calumy (rip van wanko), Saturday, 19 January 2019 18:05 (five years ago) link

sissypuss

topical mlady (darraghmac), Saturday, 19 January 2019 18:22 (five years ago) link

To each their Stockholm syndrome.

― pomenitul, Saturday, January 19, 2019 9:53 AM (two hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ok, sorry you never met a cat that liked you

jolene club remix (BradNelson), Saturday, 19 January 2019 19:49 (five years ago) link

I have, actually. Happens about 27% of the time.

pomenitul, Saturday, 19 January 2019 20:09 (five years ago) link

So glad this thread is now about dogs.

Alba, Monday, 21 January 2019 09:39 (five years ago) link

Dogs are great but allowing them into indoor areas of establishments needs to stop. My fav brewery still smells like dog, even tho it's been over a month since they changed rule allowing them inside. It's gross.

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Monday, 21 January 2019 16:40 (five years ago) link

tbrr i'm not even bothered about dogs it's just amazing that 'dogs and wine' appear to be the sole interests of every eligible online dating swipee and i have HAD IT

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 22 January 2019 22:51 (five years ago) link

I was looking for a specific wine shirt recently and was amazed at the amount of dogs and wine t shirts.

Yerac, Tuesday, 22 January 2019 22:54 (five years ago) link

tbrr i'm not even bothered about dogs it's just amazing that 'dogs and wine' appear to be the sole interests of every eligible online dating swipee and i have HAD IT

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, January 22, 2019

if you hit me up you'll get 'Henry James and gin' so

Your sweetie-pie-coo-coo I love ya (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 22 January 2019 23:02 (five years ago) link

Covcath - more like, I can't handle shit like this anymore it's too much

flappy bird, Tuesday, 22 January 2019 23:10 (five years ago) link

For a significant amount of time (before online dating) I had a job where I edited and laid out newspaper personals ads. It was fascinating but also a little heartbreaking.

The way people feel they have to pick a few signifiers, cultural dogwhistles, or whatever. It provides a fast sort, I understand the impulse. If you believe you need to date a juggalo or a knitter or a MAGAnaut, then you pretty much do.

But it seems like with all our algorithms and swiping and such, we haven't come very far from liking pina coladas and getting caught in the rain.

Gunther Gleiben (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 22 January 2019 23:15 (five years ago) link

Kind of related, but I just saw a GoFundMe on FB that's benefiting the $1400 A DAY medical expenses of a dog owned by some acquaintances of mine.

That must be some dog.

Infidels, Like Dylan In The Eighties (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 22 January 2019 23:16 (five years ago) link

people that don't like cats are republicans

karl...arlk...rlka...lkar..., Tuesday, 22 January 2019 23:25 (five years ago) link

or sounds like them at least, with their courage to finally utter the truth

karl...arlk...rlka...lkar..., Tuesday, 22 January 2019 23:26 (five years ago) link

george foreman is a belgian

topical mlady (darraghmac), Tuesday, 22 January 2019 23:50 (five years ago) link

I dont know who the captor is in the stockholm syndrome cat/owner analogy.

٩༼ º෴º ༽۶ (FlopsyDuck), Tuesday, 22 January 2019 23:54 (five years ago) link

'dogs and wine' appear to be the sole interests of every eligible online dating swipee

Change that to dogs and any available alcohol and I might even think about trying online dating stuff.

Leaghaidh am brón an t-anam bochd (dowd), Wednesday, 23 January 2019 00:34 (five years ago) link

You don't like dogs? Trump doesn't like dogs. Fuck you both.

Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Wednesday, 23 January 2019 00:36 (five years ago) link

karl otm

Right column Leftist (sunny successor), Wednesday, 23 January 2019 15:45 (five years ago) link

James also otm

Right column Leftist (sunny successor), Wednesday, 23 January 2019 15:46 (five years ago) link

I don't think the beef is w dogs but with Dog People

Rhine Jive Click Bait (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 23 January 2019 16:43 (five years ago) link

unarmed incels

topical mlady (darraghmac), Wednesday, 23 January 2019 17:08 (five years ago) link

good point

Norm’s Superego (silby), Wednesday, 23 January 2019 17:14 (five years ago) link

i mean the very definition of a group to not gaf like

topical mlady (darraghmac), Wednesday, 23 January 2019 17:16 (five years ago) link

But theyre such nice guys!

Right column Leftist (sunny successor), Wednesday, 23 January 2019 18:48 (five years ago) link

Vampire Weekend, leave Hosono alone, wankers.

MaresNest, Thursday, 24 January 2019 18:04 (five years ago) link

SO many people have wanted to tell me about buying and selling their "investment properties" this week

I

DON'T

CARE

calamity gammon (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 24 January 2019 19:47 (five years ago) link

Stephen malkmus

Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Friday, 25 January 2019 00:11 (five years ago) link

Where/if the State of the Union address will be held.

Mr. Snrub, Friday, 25 January 2019 01:19 (five years ago) link

three booming, booming posts

flappy bird, Friday, 25 January 2019 04:35 (five years ago) link

george foreman is a belgian


The hell.

I don't care if ppl like/hate dogs. I laugh at ppl who think it's a sign whether someone is good/bad. My gran, uber asshole, loved dogs (more than humans) so it leaves me cold if someone loves dogs. There's no correlation.

nathom, Friday, 25 January 2019 09:19 (five years ago) link

despite being both a dog lover and (i think) a good person, I agree with the above. I too have known some absolute bastards who loved their friggin' dogs

Paul Ponzi, Friday, 25 January 2019 14:30 (five years ago) link

rip Blondi

calzino, Friday, 25 January 2019 14:31 (five years ago) link

Blondi, Rinka, been a day for recalling some of man's best friends.

Wee boats wobble but they don't fall down (Tom D.), Friday, 25 January 2019 14:38 (five years ago) link

I bought my last dog off this uber Kennel Club snob who lived in a huge farmhouse and was a massive twat. When she realised I wasn't posh as fuck she started giving me priceless advice like reminding me that dogs need walking daily, nutrition, breath oxygen and need the vets when they are poorly etc .. because lowlife like me keep 'em in cages and feed em' leftover chips of course.

calzino, Friday, 25 January 2019 14:44 (five years ago) link

You should have said “so that’ll improve the flavor then?”

rob, Friday, 25 January 2019 15:07 (five years ago) link

loving dogs is fine

people who love dogs and hate people are bad

The Elvis of Nationalism and Amoral Patriotism (rushomancy), Friday, 25 January 2019 15:13 (five years ago) link

xp lol, v good

ogmor, Friday, 25 January 2019 15:31 (five years ago) link

hah!

I'd forgotten how much hard work it is house training a puppy that has teeth like needles and is constantly teething and goes nuts a few times a day and rags everything in site. A couple of times I've said to him (after he's attacked my hand again): Just for that I won't feel guilty when it's time for the troublemakers to be removed.

calzino, Friday, 25 January 2019 15:43 (five years ago) link

:) "the troublemakers".

Tim, Friday, 25 January 2019 15:50 (five years ago) link

the purported significance of the Stone indictment

sleeve, Friday, 25 January 2019 16:14 (five years ago) link

who's "electable"

but it's hilarious that people still think they know this

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 25 January 2019 16:38 (five years ago) link

beautiful.

calzino, Friday, 25 January 2019 23:20 (five years ago) link

It is also believed that the dog went off track on a number of occasions, including the moment he played with a herd of cows. THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENED..

lol!

calzino, Friday, 25 January 2019 23:47 (five years ago) link

US politics. I mean that is the dumbest shit going

||||||||, Friday, 25 January 2019 23:54 (five years ago) link

lately I've read more about brexit than anything Trump related

Kind of a once in a lifetime shitshow on both sides of the pond, I'm just burned out on this one

calumy (rip van wanko), Saturday, 26 January 2019 00:07 (five years ago) link

you'd seriously have to be trying to read more about brexit than Trump in lolmerica! But I'm so burned out on brexit i completely get your sentiment.

calzino, Saturday, 26 January 2019 00:13 (five years ago) link

easier on the internet

calumy (rip van wanko), Saturday, 26 January 2019 00:15 (five years ago) link

the purported significance of the Stone indictment

― sleeve

fuck it let's all watch this instead

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vtvJWKaDI9s

The Elvis of Nationalism and Amoral Patriotism (rushomancy), Saturday, 26 January 2019 01:10 (five years ago) link

michael jackson

marcos, Monday, 28 January 2019 17:49 (five years ago) link

anything to do with sports that isn't the actual playing of sports (refs, contracts/salaries/free agents/trade talk, fashion, personal lives)

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Monday, 28 January 2019 18:23 (five years ago) link

'bout the state of my hair

calumy (rip van wanko), Monday, 28 January 2019 18:58 (five years ago) link

Film trailers. There's something odd about how people treat trailers as events that seems odd to me.

Leaghaidh am brón an t-anam bochd (dowd), Tuesday, 29 January 2019 02:24 (five years ago) link

otm

jolene club remix (BradNelson), Tuesday, 29 January 2019 02:42 (five years ago) link

I make a point of walking into movies 15-20 mins late so I can miss them.

Your sweetie-pie-coo-coo I love ya (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 29 January 2019 02:51 (five years ago) link

I used to watch trailers obsessively as a kid, over and over, hundreds of times in some cases, and I realized how much it was affecting my experience of the movie itself, always anticlimactic. going in blind is the way to go imo, or as blind as possible.

flappy bird, Tuesday, 29 January 2019 04:05 (five years ago) link

You see posts on reddit, that are enormously popular, and it's 'second avengers trailer' etc. It's a strange kind of consumerism.

Leaghaidh am brón an t-anam bochd (dowd), Tuesday, 29 January 2019 09:46 (five years ago) link

Trailers > the movies they're selling, roughly 99% of the time. I like them because I'm never gonna see the movies in question anyway, so I might as well watch two minutes of bug-eyed facial expressions, explosions, and CGI punch-outs.

grawlix (unperson), Tuesday, 29 January 2019 12:13 (five years ago) link

Metro Exodus being dropped from Steam.

٩༼ º෴º ༽۶ (FlopsyDuck), Saturday, 2 February 2019 23:29 (five years ago) link

Niche

Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Sunday, 3 February 2019 08:34 (five years ago) link

birthday fundraisers on Facebook

sleeve, Monday, 4 February 2019 16:49 (five years ago) link

I like them because they are another good motivator not to go on Facebook

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 4 February 2019 16:52 (five years ago) link

What are they?

Wee boats wobble but they don't fall down (Tom D.), Monday, 4 February 2019 16:54 (five years ago) link

"This birthday, instead of you (a person I knew for a few weeks twenty years ago) buying me (an adult you never speak to) a present, please donate money to this fundraising appeal, it's a great cause, and you're going to feel pressured into donating to it because facebook keeps pushing it to the top of the page, so if you're on here and not donating that would look pretty bad, also there is an arbitrary target and the figure raised will be embarrassingly low until a day or so before the deadline when presumably close family members chip in to stop it failing"

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 4 February 2019 16:59 (five years ago) link

i deactivated fb and i'm so happy about it

marcos, Monday, 4 February 2019 17:46 (five years ago) link

xp you forgot "oh and also your card was hacked, thanks"

sleeve, Monday, 4 February 2019 17:48 (five years ago) link

literally the only 2 things I hear from people about Facebook:
1) they're on it constantly
2) it sucks and they hate it
lol

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Monday, 4 February 2019 18:02 (five years ago) link

oh wait there's a 3rd:
3) you should join!

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Monday, 4 February 2019 18:02 (five years ago) link

I can't leave because of work & it's the biggest promotional platform for anything I might be doing. There's been some local discussion about alternatives for show-listings, because pretty much all house/warehouse/DIY shows are promoted via FB.

flappy bird, Monday, 4 February 2019 18:05 (five years ago) link

its grand it keeps you up to speed on relatives or distant friends

nb Americans may be using it wrong

ɪmˈpəʊzɪŋ (darraghmac), Monday, 4 February 2019 18:20 (five years ago) link

take pains to hide your sham friends and you're good

omar little, Monday, 4 February 2019 18:25 (five years ago) link

I'm on FB and I've never come across this birthday fundraising atrocity.

Wee boats wobble but they don't fall down (Tom D.), Monday, 4 February 2019 18:50 (five years ago) link

Birthdays are for children

brimstead, Monday, 4 February 2019 19:14 (five years ago) link

Wait no, what I mean, being an adult and expecting birthday gifts from your friends is really funny

brimstead, Monday, 4 February 2019 19:15 (five years ago) link

But I hate everything except basketball and music so we

brimstead, Monday, 4 February 2019 19:16 (five years ago) link

^posters who have figured out how to live

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Monday, 4 February 2019 19:23 (five years ago) link

FuckJerry. That's a thing right? Don't even really know who or what it is but I know enough to know I don't care.

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Monday, 4 February 2019 22:06 (five years ago) link

Ditto

Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Tuesday, 5 February 2019 00:14 (five years ago) link

^ people not named Jerry

Gunther Gleiben (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 5 February 2019 00:31 (five years ago) link

how many politics threads there are

Karl Malone, Thursday, 7 February 2019 18:31 (five years ago) link

one month passes...

What Michael Jackson songs people like

moose; squirrel (silby), Wednesday, 13 March 2019 06:16 (five years ago) link

Burritos

what if bod was one of us (ledge), Wednesday, 13 March 2019 09:09 (five years ago) link

luna

marcos, Wednesday, 13 March 2019 09:29 (five years ago) link

What Michael Jackson songs people like

How long people have been listening to Michael Jackson or members of the Labour party or both.

The Vangelis of Dating (Tom D.), Wednesday, 13 March 2019 09:30 (five years ago) link

has michael jackson got a new album out or something

~mine own~ bitcoin (darraghmac), Wednesday, 13 March 2019 09:39 (five years ago) link

wanna be sortin’ somethin’

buzza, Wednesday, 13 March 2019 13:22 (five years ago) link

has michael jackson got a new album out or something

― ~mine own~ bitcoin (darraghmac), Wednesday, March 13, 2019 2:39 AM (four hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

After a fashion, D. After a fashion.

moose; squirrel (silby), Wednesday, 13 March 2019 13:57 (five years ago) link

The various archaic and confusing procedural nonsenses that are British democracy.

Non, je ned raggette rien (onimo), Thursday, 14 March 2019 00:18 (five years ago) link

MURDER

a large tuna called “Justice” (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 14 March 2019 18:37 (five years ago) link

scams/scammers

jolene club remix (BradNelson), Wednesday, 20 March 2019 20:15 (five years ago) link

snowplow parents

by the light of the burning Citroën, Wednesday, 20 March 2019 22:40 (five years ago) link

true crime. prefer fake crime

jolene club remix (BradNelson), Wednesday, 20 March 2019 23:11 (five years ago) link

I like fake murder and true fraud

moose; squirrel (silby), Wednesday, 20 March 2019 23:35 (five years ago) link

dead fuckin' McCain, his "heroism" and his idiot daughter

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 20 March 2019 23:49 (five years ago) link

you don't have to care abt dead John McCain to object to these psychotic rants about him

heinrich boll weevil (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 21 March 2019 00:35 (five years ago) link

not sure that I do

the ranter's lunacy is long established

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 21 March 2019 00:47 (five years ago) link

I object to the lunacy emenating from that office

but i know where you stand on the office

heinrich boll weevil (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 21 March 2019 00:55 (five years ago) link

Don Corleone's study

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 21 March 2019 00:57 (five years ago) link

Among the myriad stupid tweet storms that Trump has started, this one is at the bottom because it inspires the Beltway punditocracy into its most repulsive sycophancy and necrophilia but not, say, the Supreme Court's decision yesterday.

recriminations from the nitpicking woke (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 21 March 2019 00:57 (five years ago) link

I want McCain's legacy and reputation sullied.

recriminations from the nitpicking woke (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 21 March 2019 00:58 (five years ago) link

xps yeah w only Sonny locked inside

heinrich boll weevil (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 21 March 2019 00:58 (five years ago) link

idgaf about john mccain, I do think we are seeing on a daily basis the real-world consequences of this shit discourse tho

heinrich boll weevil (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 21 March 2019 01:00 (five years ago) link

one month passes...

box office records

d'ILM for Murder (Hadrian VIII), Sunday, 28 April 2019 20:23 (five years ago) link

ya

deemsthelarker (darraghmac), Sunday, 28 April 2019 20:48 (five years ago) link

i'm just glad the mueller updates cru is back in its element

difficult listening hour, Sunday, 28 April 2019 20:50 (five years ago) link

it's reported on BBC WS in a chirrupy happy Goebbels style, like you are expected to take news of box office receipts of yet more abject hollywood garbage as a victory for humanity. The sooner Xi takes over the world, the better for me.

calzino, Sunday, 28 April 2019 21:19 (five years ago) link

it's like celebrating CO2 ppm

d'ILM for Murder (Hadrian VIII), Sunday, 28 April 2019 21:39 (five years ago) link

don't really understand the apparent universal love for a film like Avengers: Endgame

Dan S, Sunday, 28 April 2019 21:55 (five years ago) link

im in the thread now come in and trash it with me

deemsthelarker (darraghmac), Sunday, 28 April 2019 21:58 (five years ago) link

otm why doesn’t everyone just watch criterion collection things

brimstead, Sunday, 28 April 2019 21:59 (five years ago) link

lol

Dan S, Sunday, 28 April 2019 22:02 (five years ago) link

not posting this as a comment about ilx discourse but I thought it was funny

so the major corporation that's eating the rest of the entertainment industry alive made $1.2 billion at the box office this weekend and you're celebrating it as a personal validation of your fandom. pic.twitter.com/P8cbhzxBrk

— david ehrlich (@davidehrlich) April 28, 2019

Dan S, Sunday, 28 April 2019 22:06 (five years ago) link

is this avengers movie, like, the last one? until the next reboot, i mean

mookieproof, Sunday, 28 April 2019 23:42 (five years ago) link

spoiler to say rly

deemsthelarker (darraghmac), Sunday, 28 April 2019 23:51 (five years ago) link

We don't care about spoilers itt.

jmm, Sunday, 28 April 2019 23:52 (five years ago) link

ha ha!

Dan S, Sunday, 28 April 2019 23:55 (five years ago) link

I still don't really know what ISIS is and I don't think I care.

don't mock my smock or i'll clean your clock (silby), Monday, 29 April 2019 17:16 (five years ago) link

mystical child iirc

difficult listening hour, Monday, 29 April 2019 17:17 (five years ago) link

It's the same thing as ISIL, except when it's Daesh, or sometimes The New Caliphate.

A is for (Aimless), Monday, 29 April 2019 17:19 (five years ago) link

Imagine being an adult with a strong opinion on a Sonic the Hedgehog movie

You know what, I take that back, having now seen some images from it this movie looks like a hellish nightmare about which I now have opinions

i'm not even sure kids are the target audience for a sonic the hedgehog movie, maybe they would have been in 1994 but we live in a very weird world now

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Wednesday, 1 May 2019 06:05 (five years ago) link

All superhero movies

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 1 May 2019 06:24 (five years ago) link

That belongs to a "things I need to stop getting irrationally angry about" thread for me. But I don't want to hear about box office receipts or what ppl who should be reporting real news think about this abject dross, it feels like getting locked in a leaky portaloo with Kermode type torture when you get exposed to it in places that should be safe spaces.

calzino, Wednesday, 1 May 2019 06:39 (five years ago) link

yep

deemsthelarker (darraghmac), Wednesday, 1 May 2019 08:41 (five years ago) link

the whole thing around the Marvel series (in particular, but really any huge franchise) of too much caring and too much coverage makes me not want to care

- pre movie hype starting with end credits of last movie
- pre movie hot takes on how this is the death of cinema, again
- millions of online spoilers on day 1
- box office smash numbers
- hot takes on how the box office smash numbers are actually the worst thing and the death of cinema
- even hotter takes on how the movie and the box office says x about diversity/the patriarchy/the military industrial complex/21st century fascism/how adults are really children it wasn't like that when we watched Gary Cooper and John Wayne

Also while I'm here if everyone could shut the fuck up about Game of Thrones that would be great.

Non, je ned raggette rien (onimo), Wednesday, 1 May 2019 10:42 (five years ago) link

Game of Thrones almost not worth mentioning itt by now.

Ned Caligari (Tom D.), Wednesday, 1 May 2019 10:44 (five years ago) link

All superhero movies

― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, May 1, 2019 8:24 AM (four hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

That belongs to a "things I need to stop getting irrationally angry about" thread for me. But I don't want to hear about box office receipts or what ppl who should be reporting real news think about this abject dross, it feels like getting locked in a leaky portaloo with Kermode type torture when you get exposed to it in places that should be safe spaces.

― calzino, Wednesday, May 1, 2019 8:39 AM (four hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I just don't care about superhero movies either, but Calz otm: I've had to listen to 5 separate news reports in 24 hours about this dreck, on what is supposed to be serious news radio.

Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 1 May 2019 10:55 (five years ago) link

I have been waiting at least a decade, perhaps two for this cultural moment to be over, but afaict this is it now, superhero movies forever, something I will never have the slightest interest in.

Just to be perhaps trenchant here, I still love pop music, feel some of it has more ideas than almost any rock music, and also love "difficult" music of various sorts, things I need to put in work to appreciate, and these work surprisingly well together. BUT with other art forms, films especially, it seems like "difficult" has been pushed to the margins over the last couple of decades, I cannot seem to find that crossover which I still can in music.

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 1 May 2019 11:59 (five years ago) link

I think the major difference is w/ music or whatever there is no bottleneck on the consumer end

these fucking stupid movies on any given night (btw standard, 3D, Real3D, ACTUAL 3D or whatever he fuck) are taking up 40-50% of the screens

d'ILM for Murder (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 1 May 2019 12:36 (five years ago) link

in yr avg multiplex obv^

d'ILM for Murder (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 1 May 2019 12:41 (five years ago) link

yeah that's the problem, I think the combo of Game of Thrones + Avengers stuff clogging the internet on Monday was instructive, because as little as I care about GOT, it's just a TV show, not taking up extra space. the superhero movies are w/e but they happen ALL FUCKING YEAR now

flappy bird, Wednesday, 1 May 2019 17:44 (five years ago) link

we could wait for people (all over the world, it seems) between 25 and 45 to grow the fuck up, but that's clearly a fool's errand

otoh i also don't care who the frontrunner is 18 months before the goddamn election

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 1 May 2019 17:52 (five years ago) link

even worse, increasingly you hear any criticism of the superhero movies - whether it's the movies itself, their popularity, the space they take up - shot down with variations on "stop raining on peoples' parade / don't criticize something everyone clearly enjoys"
fuck
off!

flappy bird, Wednesday, 1 May 2019 17:55 (five years ago) link

I just found out that all the people talking about Thanos are not talking about Elizabeth Holmes' scam company.

Yerac, Wednesday, 1 May 2019 18:17 (five years ago) link

the band that did the ska song on the stepbrothers soundtrack has a new album out

findom haddie (jim in vancouver), Friday, 3 May 2019 18:06 (five years ago) link

microdosing and CBD

findom haddie (jim in vancouver), Friday, 3 May 2019 18:33 (five years ago) link

meghan mccain

mookieproof, Friday, 3 May 2019 19:36 (five years ago) link

What colour the vinyl is

Zeuhl Idol (Matt #2), Friday, 17 May 2019 10:27 (five years ago) link

Today it's a toss up between the football and Eurovision for the thing I don't care about the most.

koogs, Saturday, 18 May 2019 19:25 (five years ago) link

I'm an occasional season ticket holder at my local football club and totally feel the same tbh

calzino, Saturday, 18 May 2019 19:27 (five years ago) link

Eurovision >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> FA Cup Final.

Ned Caligari (Tom D.), Saturday, 18 May 2019 19:28 (five years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Fuckwits on Everest

On mountains anywhere tbh. Or buildings or whatever.

The Guts of Duran Duran (Tom D.), Sunday, 2 June 2019 22:41 (five years ago) link

what gets me is the ppl whose actual goal isn't just to climb everest, but to do it without bringing extra oxygen along! i mean i get just wanting to climb the mountain i guess but deliberately doing it in a way designed to maximize your own chances of DYING there feels like some seriously toxic brand of recklessness

kinda surprised that there haven't been any obsessed deep sea divers who tried to swim all the way to the bottom of the mariana trench yet

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Sunday, 2 June 2019 23:12 (five years ago) link

It kills me how documentaries about climbing attempts play up the supposed drama of whether they'll make it to the top or else freeze to death trying. Except there is NO DRAMA in that. The narrative conflict is phony, because they always have the option to just NOT CLIMB the thing with no consequence.

This is a perfect case for not caring.

punning display, Monday, 3 June 2019 00:46 (five years ago) link

Oh good, I was wondering if anyone cared about this everest "drama" going on. This is only another version of people accidentally killing themselves while taking a selfie.

Yerac, Monday, 3 June 2019 01:26 (five years ago) link

I saw a photo of the queue of climbers for summiting and there must have been 80 people in a long line, within the last quarter mile of the top. It's a fucking circus, except it is happening in a place called the Death Zone.

A is for (Aimless), Monday, 3 June 2019 03:10 (five years ago) link

a long line of ppl waiting to have their photo taken in a place where there is not enough oxygen to survive has to be some kind of metaphor for the state of humanity in 2019

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Monday, 3 June 2019 04:15 (five years ago) link

Ideological purity.

pomenitul, Monday, 3 June 2019 08:09 (five years ago) link

The Tony Awards

Velcromancer (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 11 June 2019 03:14 (five years ago) link

This week: Rolling Thunder Revue, Radiohead leaks, Keanu Reeves

Paul Ponzi, Friday, 14 June 2019 00:24 (five years ago) link

the college friend who writes for jacobin and won't SHUT THE FUCK UP with the Bernie shit.

we get it, you believe, but please stop spending every waking second stanning for this man.

blue light or electric light (the table is the table), Friday, 14 June 2019 00:50 (five years ago) link

kinda surprised that there haven't been any obsessed deep sea divers who tried to swim all the way to the bottom of the mariana trench yet

there's a whole culture of freedivers and they die like all the time.

the girl from spirea x (f. hazel), Friday, 14 June 2019 02:24 (five years ago) link

one month passes...

the moon landing seriously

||||||||, Saturday, 20 July 2019 17:55 (four years ago) link

one month passes...

White Claw

frustration and wonky passion (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 20 August 2019 18:06 (four years ago) link

Which airline you used, which part of the cabin you sat in, which airport you transited through, what make the plane was.

michael schenker group is no laughing matter (Matt #2), Tuesday, 20 August 2019 18:33 (four years ago) link

I've never deactivated Facebook once in the 15 years I've been on there--I have friends who are on and off regularly, but I just kind of shrug off everything--but if I ever do, it'll be on the occasion of a new Taylor Swift album.

clemenza, Friday, 23 August 2019 18:24 (four years ago) link

fried chicken sandwiches

world's #1 piece of shit (rip van wanko), Sunday, 25 August 2019 18:52 (four years ago) link

^^There's a shared post going around FB with the picture of the Popeye's CEO, an older white woman, above this caption:

This is the owner of popeyes but she uses a black woman in her commercials to sell chicken and this week through social media black people created another trend and helped this woman make MILLIONS of dollars selling a fucking chicken sandwich

A lot of the people sharing this are red-hatters who haven't got near as angry about shit that actually matters.

a bevy of supermodels, musicians and Lena Dunham (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 25 August 2019 19:22 (four years ago) link

'red-hatters' meaning MAGA people? why would they be opposed to rapacious capitalism?

flappy bird, Sunday, 25 August 2019 20:42 (four years ago) link

Yes, Red Hat=MAGA. It's just that they clutch pearls because of things they literally just learned about Popeyes, while at the same time praising Chick-fil-A and their genuinely bad business practices to the skies. It's like racists out to find 'the real racists'.

a bevy of supermodels, musicians and Lena Dunham (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 25 August 2019 21:19 (four years ago) link

let them clutch pearls into the void
i do not care

weird woman in a bar (La Lechera), Sunday, 25 August 2019 21:52 (four years ago) link

uh yeah I'd appreciate it if you didn't sully the reputation of the Red Hat Society

hoostanbank de reason lyrics mp4 hd video download (unregistered), Sunday, 25 August 2019 22:05 (four years ago) link

They give these out to little kids here
https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/419KSSPY8VL.jpg

kinder, Sunday, 25 August 2019 22:17 (four years ago) link

If everyone could just shut the fuck up about Keanu Reeves that would be excellent.

And according to some websites, there were “sexcapades.” (James Morrison), Tuesday, 3 September 2019 00:15 (four years ago) link

wow what a grouch!!!!

wario in the streets, waluigi in the sheets (m bison), Tuesday, 3 September 2019 02:34 (four years ago) link

lana fucking del rey.

Yerac, Tuesday, 3 September 2019 17:36 (four years ago) link

I listened to some NFR! today and I really wanted to like it but I bailed after three songs

wario in the streets, waluigi in the sheets (m bison), Tuesday, 3 September 2019 22:35 (four years ago) link

I liked it but also bailed after a few songs lol

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Tuesday, 3 September 2019 22:40 (four years ago) link

tbh can't be arsed. I'm just that cool

forever and ever ramen (rip van wanko), Tuesday, 3 September 2019 22:52 (four years ago) link

music is so fucking boring

lumen (esby), Tuesday, 3 September 2019 23:56 (four years ago) link

she works very hard to be that boring.

Yerac, Wednesday, 4 September 2019 01:06 (four years ago) link

I'm all for the "pose as art" thing if the art is interesting, or the pose is interesting, but in her case both are done to death and unimaginative.

an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Wednesday, 4 September 2019 02:45 (four years ago) link

Everything that isn’t either pasta or a Tom Ford perfume

brimstead, Wednesday, 4 September 2019 03:17 (four years ago) link

Joaquin Phoenix in Todd Phillips's JOKER

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 4 September 2019 21:16 (four years ago) link

Seconding the indifference to Lana Del Ray and Joker.

Herman Woke (cryptosicko), Wednesday, 11 September 2019 17:30 (four years ago) link

four weeks pass...

The Nobel Prize in Literature.

pomenitul, Thursday, 10 October 2019 12:41 (four years ago) link

Can you not care about something you don't understand? If so, this thing about Wayne Rooney and Jamie Vardy's wives.

Terry Micawber (Tom D.), Thursday, 10 October 2019 12:43 (four years ago) link

I neither care for it nor understand it but I do get a mild kick out of its exoticism.

pomenitul, Thursday, 10 October 2019 12:44 (four years ago) link

Celebzzzzzz.....

calzino, Thursday, 10 October 2019 12:45 (four years ago) link

'TOM D. SHRUGS AT WAGS SPAT' Sun-headline imminent

Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 10 October 2019 13:14 (four years ago) link

Any aspect of recent internet China hysteria that doesn't actually involve human rights violations or political oppression. If it's about video games, sports, cartoon characters, etc. forget it. Not to mention that it all feels massively astroturfed

Dan I., Thursday, 10 October 2019 18:42 (four years ago) link

nobel prize seconded

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Thursday, 10 October 2019 18:45 (four years ago) link

Alfred Nobel's diversionary tactic so everyone would forget he invented dynamite continues to bear fruit.

To answer the thread: Neurotic SFF writers getting butthurt at some perceived slight or other on (or off) social media.

living in the heart of the beat (Matt #2), Thursday, 10 October 2019 19:17 (four years ago) link

one month passes...

don't think i need to say what it is today

-_- (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 13 November 2019 18:03 (four years ago) link

yeah I also do not care about national indian pudding day

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 13 November 2019 18:05 (four years ago) link

Prince Andrew interview.

'Skills' Wallace (Tom D.), Saturday, 16 November 2019 16:24 (four years ago) link

Came here to post the same

Alba, Sunday, 17 November 2019 00:08 (four years ago) link

I care enough to make various ecstatic + flip dodgy comments about him being a paedo that lives with his mother and is on benefits. But I wouldn't listen to the fucken interview if you paid me, pal!

calzino, Sunday, 17 November 2019 00:34 (four years ago) link

Prince Andrew interview.

Is this just a subset of generally not caring about the British royal family, or its own specific not-caring?

shared unit of analysis (unperson), Sunday, 17 November 2019 00:39 (four years ago) link

Colin Kaepernick’s workout

Mr. Snrub, Sunday, 17 November 2019 00:54 (four years ago) link

I don't care abut the royals generally but I think this is a distinctive kind of not caring. Non-royalist Twitter seems very interested in the interview.

Alba, Sunday, 17 November 2019 01:04 (four years ago) link

I care enough about the Royal Family to fervently hope for their destruction but, other than that, I don't have any interest in watching an interview with some worthless rich moron trying to cover their back.

'Skills' Wallace (Tom D.), Sunday, 17 November 2019 01:25 (four years ago) link

how over obama americans are now

deems of internment (darraghmac), Sunday, 17 November 2019 02:30 (four years ago) link

the left is v over him, the center is dying bc he cant run again, the right still hates him

i'm not a government man; i'm a government, man. (m bison), Sunday, 17 November 2019 02:31 (four years ago) link

it's fine to not care about it before you hear the details of the interview or watch it at which point it's not-okay to not-care about it.

Heavy Messages (jed_), Sunday, 17 November 2019 02:33 (four years ago) link

per. the rules the thing is on iplayer for the next 29 days. I very much doubt it will be on Iplayer for 29 days.

Heavy Messages (jed_), Sunday, 17 November 2019 02:37 (four years ago) link

If you watched it then posting that you don't care about it seems like you don't care about abuse. If you didn't watch it it seems like the same but you are telling people that you don't care about the abuse you didn't hear about. Neither stance is a good stance, alba ffs.

Heavy Messages (jed_), Sunday, 17 November 2019 02:47 (four years ago) link

& it's nothing to do with royalists. It's to do with not aligning yourself with a clear abuser.

Heavy Messages (jed_), Sunday, 17 November 2019 02:50 (four years ago) link

to be clear - this is a very bad thing to make a public (ilx is public) statement about "not caring" about it.

Heavy Messages (jed_), Sunday, 17 November 2019 02:52 (four years ago) link

sorry to go on but publically stating that you don't care about this is not good. try to take yourself out of the internet bubble for a bit.

Heavy Messages (jed_), Sunday, 17 November 2019 02:56 (four years ago) link

I don't care about it and who is prince andrew

cryborg (rip van wanko), Sunday, 17 November 2019 05:35 (four years ago) link

If you watched it then posting that you don't care about it seems like you don't care about abuse.

that "seems" is doing a lot of heavy lifting here.

Grandpont Genie, Sunday, 17 November 2019 09:19 (four years ago) link

Yes, what was that about internet bubbles?

'Skills' Wallace (Tom D.), Sunday, 17 November 2019 10:36 (four years ago) link

I care about abuse I don't care about all the zomg whatacarcrashlookatthisclip

Alba, Sunday, 17 November 2019 12:08 (four years ago) link

If there's more to be gained from watching the interview than watching the him unconvincingly deny Virginia Giuffre's testimony it hasn't felt that way from the coverage (either on Twitter or from the media reports I've seen)

Alba, Sunday, 17 November 2019 12:45 (four years ago) link

I really got on my high horse. apologies, especially to Alba.

Heavy Messages (jed_), Sunday, 17 November 2019 13:50 (four years ago) link

No worries. A 3am jed special. Apologies if I sounded like I was dismissing the whole case.

Alba, Sunday, 17 November 2019 16:45 (four years ago) link

Thanks Alba - Sorry to Tom D also.

Heavy Messages (jed_), Sunday, 17 November 2019 16:53 (four years ago) link

whilst still vaguely on topic here I'd like to apologise in advance for the many 3pm shitposting sprees I do when I'm pissed!

calzino, Sunday, 17 November 2019 16:56 (four years ago) link

Mr. Rogers
Movies about Mr. Rogers

Maria Edgelord (cryptosicko), Friday, 22 November 2019 15:23 (four years ago) link

There is something weird about this Mr. Rogers revival. Seeing Hanks in the trailer in the makeup and garb, it just looks very very creepy & I won't go near that film

Josefa, Friday, 22 November 2019 15:44 (four years ago) link

You telling everyone that I'm a down disgrace and, additionally, dragging my name all over the place

War Crimes Tribunal of the Network Stars (Old Lunch), Friday, 22 November 2019 16:08 (four years ago) link

There's nothing weird about the Mr. Rogers revival, really, imo. It's an attempt at course correction, people seeking a sane and centered alternative to the extremes gnawing at the edges of our everyday.

The Tom Hanks movie, though, is def weird, I'll grant you.

War Crimes Tribunal of the Network Stars (Old Lunch), Friday, 22 November 2019 16:24 (four years ago) link

second time tom hanks has unintentionally freaked everyone the fuck out

(polar express was less fucked up, but also directly aimed at children)

Peaceful Warrior I Poser (Karl Malone), Friday, 22 November 2019 16:26 (four years ago) link

tbh i appreciate that about him

Peaceful Warrior I Poser (Karl Malone), Friday, 22 November 2019 16:26 (four years ago) link

tom hanks carves his own uncanny valley

american bradass (BradNelson), Friday, 22 November 2019 16:29 (four years ago) link

He's like a box of chocolates

they see me lollin' (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 22 November 2019 17:09 (four years ago) link

Incels

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Friday, 22 November 2019 19:36 (four years ago) link

Playing right into their hands, imo

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/d5/39/23/d539230b9207e6967eea41c5b3a7673d.jpg

War Crimes Tribunal of the Network Stars (Old Lunch), Friday, 22 November 2019 20:36 (four years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/amZijSh.jpg

Alba, Friday, 22 November 2019 23:27 (four years ago) link

his mr rogers just seems like forrest gump

brimstead, Friday, 22 November 2019 23:30 (four years ago) link

it's so fucked up and unwatchable-seeming

brimstead, Friday, 22 November 2019 23:30 (four years ago) link

like, why does his mr rogers talk like he's has several strokes

brimstead, Friday, 22 November 2019 23:31 (four years ago) link

had.

sorry, i'm done

brimstead, Friday, 22 November 2019 23:31 (four years ago) link

Korn rote a song called mr rogers

Jordan Pickford LOLverdrive (Neanderthal), Friday, 22 November 2019 23:39 (four years ago) link

Judging by social media, I care far less about viral videos of humans risking their lives to save animals than many of my friends. In fact, I guess I do care insofar as I find this idiotic behavior rather than heart-warming.

Sam Weller, Saturday, 23 November 2019 12:36 (four years ago) link

The whole 'animals are innocent little angels whilst humans are monstrous devourers of nature' trend needs to die.

pomenitul, Saturday, 23 November 2019 12:53 (four years ago) link

Not least because nature is devouring itself through us.

pomenitul, Saturday, 23 November 2019 12:54 (four years ago) link

I give exhibit A as evidence to the contrary m'lud, my cute as fuck and angelic black Labrador who is far superior to 99% of humans I meet.

calzino, Saturday, 23 November 2019 13:01 (four years ago) link

lol calz, I knew you were going to respond. I'll make an exception for you and your lab.

pomenitul, Saturday, 23 November 2019 13:03 (four years ago) link

Amanda Palmer

pomenitul, Saturday, 23 November 2019 18:20 (four years ago) link

Baby Yoda

a bevy of supermodels, musicians and Lena Dunham (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 23 November 2019 19:44 (four years ago) link

van halen's rep with teenagers

mookieproof, Monday, 2 December 2019 22:51 (four years ago) link

^ I've seen about 10 bajillion people on my social media feed defending Billie Eilish and have seen exactly 0 people attacking her. This is almost always the exact pattern I witness for any big social media controversy & it makes me want to scream. Just shut the fuck up everyone, please.

💠 (crüt), Tuesday, 3 December 2019 13:48 (four years ago) link

otm

Twitter in a nutshell. I saw some refer to this as "eggmanning" yesterday.

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Tuesday, 3 December 2019 14:07 (four years ago) link

^ I've seen about 10 bajillion people on my social media feed defending Billie Eilish and have seen exactly 0 people attacking her. This is almost always the exact pattern I witness for any big social media controversy & it makes me want to scream. Just shut the fuck up everyone, please.

― 💠 (crüt), Tuesday, December 3, 2019

Or it's Twitter reading your mind.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 3 December 2019 14:10 (four years ago) link

it WAS really weird and stupid that it even became a thing though. like I could take or leave VH (mostly leave) but seriously, they're not the fucking Beatles. if she had zero familiarity with like the Stones or Prince or something I still personally wouldn't care but I could at least comprehend the incredulity.

Evans on Hammond (evol j), Tuesday, 3 December 2019 14:45 (four years ago) link

British elections. My Twitter feed is a hellscape right now.

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Thursday, 12 December 2019 13:49 (four years ago) link

Yeah a part of me was like "is your 'Vote Labour Today!' tweet just money in the bank to pay dividends on some 'the world is bad' tweets tomorrow"

that said, I’d prefer a single serving of you (flamboyant goon tie included), Thursday, 12 December 2019 15:00 (four years ago) link

Things You Just Don't Care About

Twitter, in general

The World According To.... (Michael B), Thursday, 12 December 2019 15:30 (four years ago) link

moodles, i have bad news for you

Banáná hÉireann (darraghmac), Thursday, 12 December 2019 16:06 (four years ago) link

Is the election eternal? I don't really know how it works over there.

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Thursday, 12 December 2019 16:11 (four years ago) link

Its consequences will be eternal, yes.

pomenitul, Thursday, 12 December 2019 16:12 (four years ago) link

Yeah, I can understand feeling hopeless or fatigued but I find it hard to not care about a crucial election in a world power and one of our closest allies.

No language just sound (Sund4r), Thursday, 12 December 2019 16:51 (four years ago) link

superhero comic-book intellectual property rights

mookieproof, Thursday, 12 December 2019 19:54 (four years ago) link

British elections. My Twitter feed is a hellscape right now.

― Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Thursday, December 12, 2019 1:49 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

Yeah a part of me was like "is your 'Vote Labour Today!' tweet just money in the bank to pay dividends on some 'the world is bad' tweets tomorrow"

― that said, I’d prefer a single serving of you (flamboyant goon tie included), Thursday, December 12, 2019 3:00 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

Well, hope you're both happy now!

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 13 December 2019 20:03 (four years ago) link

To some people "the world is bad" = getting deported and left to die with stateless status or disabled ppl in such reduced conditions they commit suicide. Sorry to ruin your jolly old timeline though lads!

calzino, Friday, 13 December 2019 20:06 (four years ago) link

Debunking things that have already been debunked decades ago

brimstead, Friday, 13 December 2019 21:53 (four years ago) link

Krampus. This was interesting a few years ago when I first learned about it, now I'd like everyone to stop.

akm, Tuesday, 17 December 2019 21:21 (four years ago) link

To some people "the world is bad" = getting deported and left to die with stateless status or disabled ppl in such reduced conditions they commit suicide. Sorry to ruin your jolly old timeline though lads!

^in case anyone still wonders why some people get annoyed by liberals lol

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Tuesday, 17 December 2019 23:07 (four years ago) link

tulsi gabbard

marcos, Thursday, 19 December 2019 13:29 (four years ago) link

xp

would not giving a shit about hostile environment and PIP/UC related deaths make me good ? My partner with MS tried to OD after a bad PIP experience so I'm not exactly insulated from this myself. Anyway stfu dickhead.

calzino, Thursday, 19 December 2019 13:46 (four years ago) link

no

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 19 December 2019 18:10 (four years ago) link

apparently the only way to "give a shit about something" is to make holier than thou pronouncements on a internet msg brd lol u choad

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 19 December 2019 18:11 (four years ago) link

get stuffed Granny

Swilling Ambergris, Esq. (silby), Thursday, 19 December 2019 18:16 (four years ago) link

chuckling at calz being called a Lib tbh

a very powerful woman in the dog world (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 19 December 2019 18:34 (four years ago) link

That's what confused me at first but LOL American I suppose.

Soup on my lanyard (Tom D.), Thursday, 19 December 2019 18:35 (four years ago) link

what is PIP/UC

akm, Thursday, 19 December 2019 19:47 (four years ago) link

in my world that's 'university of california/performance improvement plan'

akm, Thursday, 19 December 2019 19:47 (four years ago) link

Personal Independence Payment and Universal Credit. UK social security programs

xmas respecter (jim in vancouver), Thursday, 19 December 2019 19:49 (four years ago) link

(xp) ... designed to kill poor and disabled people.

Soup on my lanyard (Tom D.), Thursday, 19 December 2019 19:49 (four years ago) link

"benefits" systems for the sick and disabled which are deliberately engineered to stop them getting money / support

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 19 December 2019 19:51 (four years ago) link

You'll notice part 4. of the Universal Credit Wiki entry titled 'Criticism' is subdivided into 17 parts.

Soup on my lanyard (Tom D.), Thursday, 19 December 2019 19:52 (four years ago) link

maybe we shouldn't mention it though, wouldn't want certain posters to waste their precious time reading this thread

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 19 December 2019 19:53 (four years ago) link

PIP/UC is Picture in Picture / Unbelievable Clarity

Peaceful Warrior I Poser (Karl Malone), Thursday, 19 December 2019 20:14 (four years ago) link

That's what confused me at first but LOL American I suppose.

― Soup on my lanyard (Tom D.), Thursday, December 19, 2019 1:35 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

Knew this was you before I read it. Ever the dependable, near-obsessive Americans-basher

Suggest Banshee (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 19 December 2019 20:38 (four years ago) link

Is this the same "dole" that all my favorite British rockstars were on back in the day?

I have not yet begun to fart (rip van wanko), Thursday, 19 December 2019 20:42 (four years ago) link

you could actually live on the dole

xmas respecter (jim in vancouver), Thursday, 19 December 2019 20:43 (four years ago) link

Knew this was you before I read it. Ever the dependable, near-obsessive Americans-basher

Not really, I'll bash some ignorant cunt that calls calzino a liberal though.

Soup on my lanyard (Tom D.), Thursday, 19 December 2019 21:10 (four years ago) link

... and then doubles down on it.

Soup on my lanyard (Tom D.), Thursday, 19 December 2019 21:11 (four years ago) link

liberal? I'm on the verge of enlisting for a suicide assassin mission for Al-Qaeda!

calzino, Thursday, 19 December 2019 21:16 (four years ago) link

right, fair enough, but wtf does his nationality have to do with it

Suggest Banshee (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 19 December 2019 21:21 (four years ago) link

It doesn't have much to do with it beyond the automatic assumption that 'liberal' means the same thing to people outside the US as it does in the US - which is excusable but not when married to a sneery post which displays a complete ignorance of the person it's aimed at.

Soup on my lanyard (Tom D.), Thursday, 19 December 2019 21:27 (four years ago) link

we're all stepping carefully around ppl now are we

Banáná hÉireann (darraghmac), Thursday, 19 December 2019 21:28 (four years ago) link

sorry

stepping carefully around people now, is it

Banáná hÉireann (darraghmac), Thursday, 19 December 2019 21:28 (four years ago) link

Isn't pejorative "liberal" pretty much the preserve of MAGA lunatics in the US?

calzino, Thursday, 19 December 2019 21:30 (four years ago) link

Phil Ochs will be spinning in his grave.

Soup on my lanyard (Tom D.), Thursday, 19 December 2019 21:33 (four years ago) link

it is also a pejorative on the leftmost margins of the left

Suggest Banshee (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 19 December 2019 21:35 (four years ago) link

who aren't supported by the KKK btw

calzino, Thursday, 19 December 2019 21:36 (four years ago) link

You should try living in benighted Australia where the ruling fascist tory party is called The Liberal Party

Tsar Bombadil (James Morrison), Thursday, 19 December 2019 23:12 (four years ago) link

Whether Jeffrey Epstein got whacked or not.

pomenitul, Thursday, 26 December 2019 15:27 (four years ago) link

yeah but do you care about Kevin Spacey out here having people murdered

💠 (crüt), Thursday, 26 December 2019 16:00 (four years ago) link

Actors are known for their far-reaching eldritch powers so I can't say I'm surprised.

pomenitul, Thursday, 26 December 2019 16:02 (four years ago) link

which is excusable but not when married to a sneery post which displays a complete ignorance of the person it's aimed at.

lol get the fuck over it

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 26 December 2019 17:43 (four years ago) link

oh noes the man didn't know the ins and outs of some rando internet dude, inexcusable!!

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 26 December 2019 17:44 (four years ago) link

people very touchy on ILX lately

akm, Thursday, 26 December 2019 21:24 (four years ago) link

xp

You keep using the Trumpian style pejorative "liberal" on here. It's really edgy and gives those PC gone mad muppets a piece of your mind!

calzino, Thursday, 26 December 2019 21:53 (four years ago) link

Millionaires and companies sailing fucking yachts from Sydney to Hobart every fucking year

an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Friday, 27 December 2019 22:08 (four years ago) link

(xp) Get the fuck over brexit, er, being done, dude.

Soup on my lanyard (Tom D.), Friday, 27 December 2019 22:13 (four years ago) link

I've been flipped the big bird and I'm dealing with it!

calzino, Friday, 27 December 2019 22:30 (four years ago) link

Millionaires and companies sailing fucking yachts from Sydney to Hobart every fucking year

tthhhiiiiiiiiiss

times 牛肉麵 (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 28 December 2019 00:24 (four years ago) link

wehre is hobart

and i approve this message (Hunt3r), Saturday, 28 December 2019 05:29 (four years ago) link

is that even farther than bermuda i mean, cause at least that's worth sailing to?

and i approve this message (Hunt3r), Saturday, 28 December 2019 05:30 (four years ago) link

new year's honours grovelling subhuman scum list

calzino, Saturday, 28 December 2019 07:45 (four years ago) link

I've seen this race, and yeah, my reaction was "So every Boxing Day, eh?"

pplains, Saturday, 28 December 2019 15:22 (four years ago) link

Assessing the 2010s. I can't remember if I didn't care about assessing the 2000s either or if this is a new and exciting strand in my ennui.

Alba, Tuesday, 31 December 2019 13:45 (four years ago) link

I'm guessing you didn't care about assessing the 2000s either.

Soup on my lanyard (Tom D.), Tuesday, 31 December 2019 13:47 (four years ago) link

May as well get this out of the way, join the queue, Prince Harry and his wife.

Frozen Mug (Tom D.), Thursday, 9 January 2020 08:14 (four years ago) link

I care because with this and the Prince Andrew thing it might mean the implosion of the Royal Family. Wishful thinking I'm sure

Saxophone Of Futility (Michael B), Thursday, 9 January 2020 10:54 (four years ago) link

when I see blether about Star Wars or Royals I go into a narcoleptic coma within microseconds. Genuinely hope they all die in car crashes though, including abortion bucket Yoda.

calzino, Thursday, 9 January 2020 11:09 (four years ago) link

if it's any consolation, calz, all the star warses happened a long time ago so every single one of them has been dead for hundreds if not thousands of years

alas the royals are still alive, right enough, thanks to regular infusions of adrenochrome and child blood

'Sly Cooper' Movie Breaking Into Theaters In 2016 (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 9 January 2020 11:13 (four years ago) link

are these characters actually human is the big question, oh forget it that is comprehensively covered on another thread.

calzino, Thursday, 9 January 2020 11:16 (four years ago) link

i can confirm that no, the royals are not human

'Sly Cooper' Movie Breaking Into Theaters In 2016 (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 9 January 2020 11:17 (four years ago) link

it is beyond doubt that human DNA diversified away from lizard DNA at least 200 million years ago!

calzino, Thursday, 9 January 2020 11:23 (four years ago) link

hmmm, that was also around the same time that lizard-like creatures began to exert control over earth's political affairs

just saying

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Thursday, 9 January 2020 15:47 (four years ago) link

Prince Philip did recently celebrate his 200000000th, true. Some size of cake they had.

Frozen Mug (Tom D.), Thursday, 9 January 2020 15:49 (four years ago) link

The 2,000,000th royal anniversary lizard speculation, celebration, & physical fights ted talk

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Thursday, 9 January 2020 15:57 (four years ago) link

boss makes us listen to LBC radio chat in the mornings. If you think not caring about Harry and his wife was difficult, try not caring what Mrs Gabblesworth from Croydon thinks about Harry and his wife

Ste, Thursday, 9 January 2020 16:13 (four years ago) link

whether people really like the Red Hot Chilli Peppers

The Masked Zinger (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 9 January 2020 16:23 (four years ago) link

Do Harry and Megan really like the Red Hot Chilli Peppers? What about Archie?

pomenitul, Thursday, 9 January 2020 16:28 (four years ago) link

*Meghan

pomenitul, Thursday, 9 January 2020 16:28 (four years ago) link

giving a whole new meaning to "melts" - Madame Tussauds have apparently incinerated the wax versions of them

calzino, Thursday, 9 January 2020 16:33 (four years ago) link

Should have given them away

The Masked Zinger (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 9 January 2020 16:34 (four years ago) link

it’s what the Red Hot Chili Peppers would have done

breastcrawl, Thursday, 9 January 2020 18:13 (four years ago) link

The local burlesque scene.

Totally fine that others are giving the needy attention.

Now We Know (Sanpaku), Thursday, 9 January 2020 18:48 (four years ago) link

an actor meeting a president

Non, je ned raggette rien (onimo), Tuesday, 14 January 2020 12:25 (four years ago) link

what I'm thinking about rn is something i care so little about that i'm not even going to post it here.

calzino, Tuesday, 14 January 2020 12:43 (four years ago) link

Spats between Sanders and Warren's well-paid campaign staff.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 14 January 2020 12:54 (four years ago) link

Cosplay. Wtf?

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 14 January 2020 13:02 (four years ago) link

The local burlesque scene.

Totally fine that others are giving the needy attention.

― Now We Know (Sanpaku), Friday, January 10, 2020 2:48 AM (four days ago) bookmarkflaglink

I'm going to assume you don't have a take on the local roller derby scene

Sam Weller, Tuesday, 14 January 2020 13:20 (four years ago) link

What Sanpaku thinks about the local burlesque scene

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Tuesday, 14 January 2020 13:30 (four years ago) link

What the local burlesque scene thinks about Sanpaku on other hand...

Frozen Mug (Tom D.), Tuesday, 14 January 2020 13:32 (four years ago) link

i've seen some of that so-called burlesque stuff and none of them anything like burl ives wtf

jazz fusion is sex (NickB), Tuesday, 14 January 2020 13:38 (four years ago) link

tbf it's only Burl-esque

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 14 January 2020 15:29 (four years ago) link

Spent .01 seconds visualizing Ives coquettishly peeling off a lace stocking and suddenly I've gone blind

Pizza is Really Yummy for Me (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 14 January 2020 15:37 (four years ago) link

Now imagine Charles Ives doing the same

Frozen Mug (Tom D.), Tuesday, 14 January 2020 15:39 (four years ago) link

Actually I had to conduct a GIS just now because I realized that the visual distinction between Burl Ives and Sam the Snowman in my mind was not actually all that distinct.

Pizza is Really Yummy for Me (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 14 January 2020 15:42 (four years ago) link

oh they are exactly the same for me, I've always just assumed Ives had no legs

Suggest Banshee (Hadrian VIII), Tuesday, 14 January 2020 16:32 (four years ago) link

who sings the James Bond theme

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Tuesday, 14 January 2020 17:01 (four years ago) link

Sister dragged me to two shows. It was fun for costumes and Blaze Starr inspired material, but both devolved into full nudie shows, one with the cast getting into shaving cream tangles on the tiny stage. Great for them, but I could have spent the $10 on something I want.

Now We Know (Sanpaku), Tuesday, 14 January 2020 18:41 (four years ago) link

hm yes *temples fingers*

ingredience (map), Tuesday, 14 January 2020 20:27 (four years ago) link

who sings the James Bond theme

pomenitul, Wednesday, 15 January 2020 11:10 (four years ago) link

I will care about James Bond if they cast Henry Golding as James Bond but that’s it!

Swilling Ambergris, Esq. (silby), Wednesday, 15 January 2020 15:53 (four years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Banksy ffs

otm into winter (rip van wanko), Thursday, 6 February 2020 09:13 (four years ago) link

Ffs it's spelt Banky

GK Chessington's World of Adventure (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 6 February 2020 12:13 (four years ago) link

I do care about Banks's tho

GK Chessington's World of Adventure (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 6 February 2020 12:13 (four years ago) link

1917

an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Thursday, 6 February 2020 12:15 (four years ago) link

xxp I was going to scrawl a 'y' in there, but like the murphy's...

Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 6 February 2020 12:18 (four years ago) link

Fabergé eggs

Alba, Saturday, 8 February 2020 17:24 (four years ago) link

no way, they're delicious

Todd Phillips, party auteur (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 8 February 2020 17:27 (four years ago) link

billie eilish

Tsar Bombadil (James Morrison), Sunday, 9 February 2020 08:26 (four years ago) link

fast and furiouses

Tsar Bombadil (James Morrison), Sunday, 9 February 2020 08:26 (four years ago) link

wicks, john

Tsar Bombadil (James Morrison), Sunday, 9 February 2020 08:27 (four years ago) link

Robert Pattinson as the new Batman.

Dan Worsley, Sunday, 16 February 2020 10:38 (four years ago) link

in the new yet darker Batman scaaaarry

literally could not discern an image in the clip, had to tilt my screen. I hope they keep making these and just leave the lens cap on.

Suggest Banshee (Hadrian VIII), Sunday, 16 February 2020 15:01 (four years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Christgau's newest post--"The 77 Year Old Rock Critic meets his 77-year-old body"

Paperbag raita (ledge), Tuesday, 3 March 2020 14:17 (four years ago) link

who works on cable news

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 3 March 2020 15:18 (four years ago) link

Why is the radio news so obsessed with Greggs the sandwich chain's YoY profits? Is this supposed to be a belwether of the whole UK economy now? Or have they selected the only British company who happens to be doing well after Brexit to be an example?

doorstep jetski (dog latin), Tuesday, 3 March 2020 17:18 (four years ago) link

i really really extremely do not care about the nordic saga that is america’s excruciatingly long and boring search for an opposition leader

karmic blowback for dissing pip and jane baker (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 8 March 2020 23:32 (four years ago) link

it's ok, there will be another one starting next year

Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Sunday, 8 March 2020 23:34 (four years ago) link

I’m considering starting the 2024 thread

college bong rip guy (silby), Sunday, 8 March 2020 23:36 (four years ago) link

coronavirus and any elections not as good or interesting as Ireland's

BSC Joan Baez (darraghmac), Sunday, 8 March 2020 23:40 (four years ago) link

Christgau's newest post--"The 77 Year Old Rock Critic meets his 77-year-old body"

― Paperbag raita (ledge), T

Ice-cold, man. Considering what I've heard about my friends' parents in the last month, the presidential candidates, etc, in the last few days found its precision chilling.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 8 March 2020 23:43 (four years ago) link

"Prince" Harry blanking Johnson

I mean, until and unless we ever find out the motivation that is, because something tells me it's because of some years-old insult in a Spectator column and not racism but be happy to be proved wrong

glumdalclitch, Tuesday, 10 March 2020 06:27 (four years ago) link

i really really extremely do not care about the nordic saga that is america’s excruciatingly long and boring search for an opposition leader

― karmic blowback for dissing pip and jane baker (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, March 8, 2020 11:32 PM (two days ago)


lol @ nordic saga (much better than the more typical 'circus' metaphors)

Metaphors aside, I think n+1's editors nailed it in the front pages of a recent issue, which began thusly: "THE WORLD’S RICHEST COUNTRY with the highest rate of child poverty among OECD nations, the United States also enjoys the distinction of having the lowest voter turnout combined with the longest political campaign seasons." And continued:

The permanent campaign offers a spectacle of participation without the mechanisms of participation. Following a candidate and tweeting frenetically in their favor makes you feel like a supporter of not only a person but a worldview. But national campaigns are private affairs driven by money, consultants, and marketers. They drag on for years, and then continue virtually unabated while the candidate is installed in office (or preparing to run for office again). The conservative political scientist Hugh Heclo called the permanent campaign our “Anti-Constitution,” which “prescribes instant responsiveness to the continuous monitoring of the people’s mass opinions and mood. . . . The permanent campaign is not the way Americans do politics, but the way politics is done to them.” Under the spell of the permanent campaign, vocal supporters merely submit, voluntarily, to this “continuous monitoring.” To waste months of one’s life following the minutiae of a campaign is the experience of mass politics in our time.

handsome boy modelling software (bernard snowy), Tuesday, 10 March 2020 12:42 (four years ago) link

Well that oughta make Almanac feel better.

pplains, Tuesday, 10 March 2020 13:05 (four years ago) link

n+1 otm

bold caucasian eroticism (Simon H.), Tuesday, 10 March 2020 13:09 (four years ago) link

xp I am offering moral support for the position of "not following US elections," an option I wish I could avail myself of!

handsome boy modelling software (bernard snowy), Tuesday, 10 March 2020 13:39 (four years ago) link

To waste months of one’s life following the minutiae of a campaign is the experience of mass politics in our time.

new borad description etc

breastcrawl, Tuesday, 10 March 2020 17:20 (four years ago) link

thanks for posting that bernard, it’s perfect

karmic blowback for dissing pip and jane baker (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 10 March 2020 20:47 (four years ago) link

Whether Trump has coronavirus and if he is being tested properly

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Saturday, 14 March 2020 16:28 (four years ago) link

all the things people suddenly seem interested in due to CV19

youtube yoga? no
zoom parties? where was all this happy clappy solidarity when I was having a nervous breakdown lads
PE with joe wicks? fuck off

||||||||, Wednesday, 25 March 2020 10:45 (four years ago) link

otmfm x infinity

Two Gentlemen with the Rona (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 25 March 2020 10:48 (four years ago) link

Prince Charles and his mild cv19 symptoms.

Non, je ned raggette rien (onimo), Wednesday, 25 March 2020 10:52 (four years ago) link

fucking truth bomb. plz to add "drinking and watching a film together on twitch or whatever the fuck" to the list. let die in peace.

xp

Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 25 March 2020 10:53 (four years ago) link

let me die in peace

Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 25 March 2020 10:54 (four years ago) link

the olympics, cancelled or otherwise. oooh I've just beaten 2500 m record by an 8th of a millisecond.. how fucking riveting. No darts? what a bag of shite.

calzino, Wednesday, 25 March 2020 11:06 (four years ago) link

I like the modern pentathlon. Five sports which require a lifetime of training without much crossover, people falling off horses and missing their targets in rifle shooting, that's something I can relate to.

Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 25 March 2020 11:08 (four years ago) link

I really enjoy cycling, the sport anybody could win if they had enough drugs and time on their hands to pump their thighs up and down for 8 hours a day every day

Two Gentlemen with the Rona (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 25 March 2020 11:25 (four years ago) link

Well we currently have the time...

Non, je ned raggette rien (onimo), Wednesday, 25 March 2020 11:27 (four years ago) link

Turns out Prince Charlie travelled from England to Scotland during lockdown on Monday with his fucking virus in his pocket and now I do care.

Non, je ned raggette rien (onimo), Wednesday, 25 March 2020 11:28 (four years ago) link

I like the bit in short track cycling where they have to balance on their bikes without going forwards

Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 25 March 2020 11:30 (four years ago) link

I would rather play video games than win an Olympic bicycling medal thanka

Two Gentlemen with the Rona (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 25 March 2020 11:30 (four years ago) link

any and all livestreaming of musical performances

Paul Ponzi, Wednesday, 25 March 2020 13:05 (four years ago) link

camaraderie very otm about pentathlon

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 25 March 2020 14:20 (four years ago) link

Yeah PP I'm like, "you guys know there are already like a billion filmed musical performances out there"

If I wanted to watch people play guitars into a poor-quality video camera I would have already been doing that last month

But I probably will do some because all my musical friends are doing it and I am a sheep baa baa

love will keep us apart (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 25 March 2020 14:24 (four years ago) link

Yeah, it's just a weird response. I mean, I get why people are doing it because people are scrambling to make lemonade form lemons, and good on them for doing so, but it's not like we're exactly starved for content. I mean, we can watch multi-camera angle videos of Miles Davis, Willie Nelson, Black Flag, and the Grateful Dead in their prime, any time we want. Why would I want to watch my friends playing ukuleles in front of a webcam?

Paul Ponzi, Wednesday, 25 March 2020 14:36 (four years ago) link

brb leaving a scathing review on this travesty: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WH-ycguHLBU

mark s, Wednesday, 25 March 2020 14:44 (four years ago) link

Why would I want to watch my friends playing ukuleles in front of a webcam?

― Paul Ponzi, Wednesday, March 25, 2020 3:36 PM (ten minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

Scathing attack on beloved ilxor Neanderthal

Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 25 March 2020 14:48 (four years ago) link

Few things are as satisfying as watching overhyped British athletes falling flat on their arses, sometimes literally, in Olympic finals - the relays are especially delicious.

Bridge Over Thorley Waters (Tom D.), Wednesday, 25 March 2020 14:49 (four years ago) link

I mean, we can watch multi-camera angle videos of Miles Davis, Willie Nelson, Black Flag, and the Grateful Dead in their prime, any time we want. Why would I want to watch my friends playing ukuleles in front of a webcam?

Couldn't you logically extend this argument to any musical creation? "I can listen to In a Silent Way and Bernstein's recording of Beethoven 5. Why should I listen to some noodlers on Bandcamp (or overproduced teenagers on the radio etc)?" People still go out to see live music in real time, or at least they were doing so; what other substitute is there rn? There are definitely some shit livestreams going on (although probably no less shit than what you'd find at a million open mics) but also really good artists doing this.

Sund4r, Wednesday, 25 March 2020 14:56 (four years ago) link

I get that for at some folks it's a path to a personal connection. Neanderthal is, indeed, a beloved ilxor, and I enjoyed his video!

I get the appeal of seeing my bandmates and local scene friends because I have personal connections with them.

Or a truly beloved artist doing something special and/or not the usual as a "hang in there" gesture, sure.

But a lot of the current new content is... not those

love will keep us apart (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 25 March 2020 15:08 (four years ago) link

T/F: You have been the person in the corner of the party with a guitar

fewer irl parties = more e-parties

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 25 March 2020 15:09 (four years ago) link

i have a 1950s book abt "the state of music now" which at one point argues that the wide availability of of high-quality high-fidelity professional classical music on LP means that the desire for amateur performance of every kind will seoon die (implied: this will be a bad thing, bcz it cuts music off from its needful roots = ppl who don't yet know how to make it properly trying it out in public)

in fact very nearly the exact opposite happened = an upsurge on a world-historical scale of self-taught musicians playing music of the quality they aspired to and enjoyed, at one another (it's called rock music)

mark s, Wednesday, 25 March 2020 15:14 (four years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/Sp54ACv.png

I'd rather watch Ben Folds on Chatterbate than this.

pplains, Wednesday, 25 March 2020 15:14 (four years ago) link

Britney Spears reposting a meme with "re-destribute (sic) wealth" buried in the middle of it.

Sund4r, Wednesday, 25 March 2020 15:15 (four years ago) link

YMP, I think the deal is that a lot of the current content is other people's bandmates and friends, except that it's happening on platforms you have access to instead of homes and bars you wouldn't visit otherwise. Just a matter of knowing what to ignore, probably.

Sund4r, Wednesday, 25 March 2020 15:18 (four years ago) link

For the record, I enjoyed Neanderthal's video! Dude can sing.

Paul Ponzi, Wednesday, 25 March 2020 16:41 (four years ago) link

Which thread was it on?

Sund4r, Wednesday, 25 March 2020 16:50 (four years ago) link

basically some of this stuff is friends cheering each other up and some of it is self-promoters gonna self-promote and nobody makes you watch any of it so let a thousand terrible ukulele gigs bloom, i can ignore them

Let's kill the Queen and be legends (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 25 March 2020 16:52 (four years ago) link

tbf Neaderthal's uke is twee-free

Webcam Du Bois (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 25 March 2020 16:56 (four years ago) link

Neanderthal counts as friends!

Let's kill the Queen and be legends (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 25 March 2020 17:35 (four years ago) link

To sum up, I dont care whether a musician I wouldn't listen to anyway plays an online gig I won't listen to.

Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 25 March 2020 17:50 (four years ago) link

seems axiomatic really

silby, Wednesday, 25 March 2020 17:52 (four years ago) link

the guys who just bust out and start playing weezer on acoustic guitars at parties are of course awful and they’re still awful when they preen on the internet

brimstead, Wednesday, 25 March 2020 18:17 (four years ago) link

Neanderthal rules tho, obv <3

brimstead, Wednesday, 25 March 2020 18:18 (four years ago) link

there was a special awful feeling when hearing a group of young men singing "say it ain't so" at the top of their lungs in the next room. at least, there was back when i was a younger man. not sure if that still happens. and i used to love that song!

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 25 March 2020 18:18 (four years ago) link

Guys who turn up to house parties with a guitar and start playing wonderwall obviously need to be jailed indefinitely

Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 25 March 2020 18:20 (four years ago) link

I'm only ever around men in a group at work, and they mostly aren't young.

silby, Wednesday, 25 March 2020 18:21 (four years ago) link

I love the NHS as much as the next britisher but 'clap for carers'? c'mon lads

||||||||, Thursday, 26 March 2020 11:43 (four years ago) link

fucking joke.

calzino, Thursday, 26 March 2020 11:48 (four years ago) link

i have a 1950s book abt "the state of music now" which at one point argues that the wide availability of of high-quality high-fidelity professional classical music on LP means that the desire for amateur performance of every kind will seoon die (implied: this will be a bad thing, bcz it cuts music off from its needful roots = ppl who don't yet know how to make it properly trying it out in public)

in fact very nearly the exact opposite happened = an upsurge on a world-historical scale of self-taught musicians playing music of the quality they aspired to and enjoyed, at one another (it's called rock music)

― mark s, Wednesday, March 25, 2020 3:14 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

What is the name of this book? I want it.

Mr. Snrub, Thursday, 26 March 2020 11:58 (four years ago) link

PE with joe wicks? fuck off

tbh I think Flavor Flav is back in the fold

Master of Treacle, Thursday, 26 March 2020 13:21 (four years ago) link

I love the NHS as much as the next britisher but 'clap for carers'? c'mon lads

Worse things than the clap right now I'd imagine.

Matt DC, Thursday, 26 March 2020 15:06 (four years ago) link

the slow clap, for sure

Karl Malone, Thursday, 26 March 2020 15:17 (four years ago) link

Mr. Snrub it is called

THE NEW MUSICAL COMPANION, being the twenty-second edition of The Musical Companion (revised & brought completely up-to-date, 1957), edited by A. L. Bacharach (VICTOR GOLLANCZ LTD, LONDON)

the musical companion was first published in 1934, with new edition annually: 1957 being the year of revision and updating, hence "new". almost all of it is a detailed and fairly orthodox guide to classical music (how a sonata works, who glazunov was etc, orchestras past and future -- it has a page on theremins etc -- and stockhausen gets a one line mention). the section on the effects of radio and gramophone is just a page long right after the mention of stockhausen, but it's simply expressed and exposed by its position and hence very memorable.

there's also a long and (to me) very interesting essay at the end by ERIC BLOM (once upon a time a famous critic, editor of Grove etc) about (classical) performance and (classical) listening, which also briefly discusses how the gramophone is changing things. blom doesn't write as if he knows any other kinds of music exist really (also pp 705-736 have been bound in upside down lol).

mark s, Thursday, 26 March 2020 15:25 (four years ago) link

Every single thing Dylan has done since 'Desire'

Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 27 March 2020 14:24 (four years ago) link

otm

coco vide (pomenitul), Friday, 27 March 2020 14:25 (four years ago) link

kelp!

mark s, Friday, 27 March 2020 14:36 (four years ago) link

(i just don't care abt it)

mark s, Friday, 27 March 2020 14:36 (four years ago) link

kelp me if you can i'm reddish brown

Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 27 March 2020 16:56 (four years ago) link

lol nice

budo jeru, Friday, 27 March 2020 18:01 (four years ago) link

Whatever the fuck Tiger King is

Maria Edgelord (cryptosicko), Monday, 30 March 2020 18:51 (four years ago) link

2nded

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Monday, 30 March 2020 18:53 (four years ago) link

i saw some of it. it just seems sad and gross and exploitative on all fronts.

majority whip, majority nae nae (m bison), Monday, 30 March 2020 18:57 (four years ago) link

Black pepper. Chilies, hot peppers, sweet peppers (green, red, yellow) - sure. But ground black pepper? I barely use any of it when I'm cooking, and never add it to anything after. It just makes me sneeze or gets caught in my throat and doesn't make anything I cook taste better. And when they offer it on salads at restaurants? Why? Practically useless compared to salt.

(Also, co-sign on Tiger King. I think I get the idea based on a single screen shot and title and don't need more.)

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 10 April 2020 15:49 (four years ago) link

it seems that you do care about black pepper! you just don't like it

let me be your friend on the other end! (Karl Malone), Friday, 10 April 2020 15:51 (four years ago) link

Hmm, fair point.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 10 April 2020 15:51 (four years ago) link

way to ruin the entire thread KARL

rob, Friday, 10 April 2020 15:52 (four years ago) link

black pepper sauce is one of the best sauces tho

Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 10 April 2020 15:53 (four years ago) link

don't care!

;) no, jk, i do care, i do

let me be your friend on the other end! (Karl Malone), Friday, 10 April 2020 15:53 (four years ago) link

i love black pepper but that should probly go on the I Love Black Pepper board

a slobbering sombrero moment (Noodle Vague), Friday, 10 April 2020 15:56 (four years ago) link

xxpost You mean like in Szechuan cooking? I don't mind Szechuan peppercorns, I guess.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 10 April 2020 15:56 (four years ago) link

I was going to defend black pepper, but I've been using a peppercorn mix (black, white, red) for such a long time now, I'm not sure what plain black pepper tastes like

rob, Friday, 10 April 2020 16:01 (four years ago) link

like angry shit

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Friday, 10 April 2020 16:08 (four years ago) link

yeah, i don't get how black pepper with salt became the default table setting. I have to force myself to use it. I much prefer any other pepper.

Yerac, Friday, 10 April 2020 16:24 (four years ago) link

Black pepper is a delight and I put it on everything!

epistantophus, Friday, 10 April 2020 16:28 (four years ago) link

^^^

Feel a million filaments (Sund4r), Friday, 10 April 2020 16:34 (four years ago) link

Pliny also complains, "There is no year in which India does not drain the Roman Empire of 50 million sesterces", and further moralizes on pepper:

It is quite surprising that the use of pepper has come so much into fashion, seeing that in other substances which we use, it is sometimes their sweetness, and sometimes their appearance that has attracted our notice; whereas, pepper has nothing in it that can plead as a recommendation to either fruit or berry, its only desirable quality being a certain pungency; and yet it is for this that we import it all the way from India! Who was the first to make trial of it as an article of food? and who, I wonder, was the man that was not content to prepare himself by hunger only for the satisfying of a greedy appetite?

— Pliny, Natural History 12.14

speaking moistly (Sanpaku), Friday, 10 April 2020 18:09 (four years ago) link

Pliny notm

silby, Friday, 10 April 2020 18:25 (four years ago) link

Side note: Greek and Roman philosophers were a pretty ascetic group on the whole. They did a lot of moralizing about cookery in general and tended to frown upon anyone wanting food to be tasty or wanting a highly varied diet. Even Epicurus, who bestowed his name on epicureanism, counseled a very simple and moderate diet, but on the grounds of health, not morality.

A is for (Aimless), Friday, 10 April 2020 18:26 (four years ago) link

pEGGper, like a bird's egg!

Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 10 April 2020 18:39 (four years ago) link

I was listening to a Epicurus discussion on the wireless the other week. Was impressed that he was quite accurately imagining atoms and matter at a subatomic level and stuff.

calzino, Friday, 10 April 2020 18:56 (four years ago) link

as the crow flies...

kinder, Friday, 10 April 2020 19:25 (four years ago) link

lol

Microbes oft teem (wins), Friday, 10 April 2020 19:33 (four years ago) link

There's a chapter about black pepper in the book "Eight Flavors: The Untold Story of American Cuisine" (which is a fascinating, fun read). It specifically cites an American who, searching for an alternative supply of spices post revolution, discovered a secret source of pepper in Sumatra and became massively wealthy (one Jonathan Carnes, a Salem, MA captain who sailed there in 1795 and brought home 100,000 to 150,000 pounds of pepper that sold for 37 cents a pound and produced a 700 percent profit). There are stories about its preservative qualities; iirc they would fill every inch of the ship with pepper, including coffins, which not only kept the bodies intact but allowed them to ship back even more pepper. Found some more info here:

https://www.newenglandhistoricalsociety.com/jonathan-carnes-corners-pepper-market-1795/

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 10 April 2020 19:45 (four years ago) link

i roast my black peppercorns like

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IWVthXiQILk

and usually combine it with non-roasted ground pepper in whatever i cook, tastes very good, you should try it

℺ ☽ ⋠ ⏎ (✖), Friday, 10 April 2020 19:52 (four years ago) link

woo wooooooo black pepper! Duhduhduh duh duh

brimstead, Friday, 10 April 2020 20:18 (four years ago) link

Cacio e Pepe and carbonara are what really made me “get” black pepper, and I had a crazy ceviche dish at a Mexican seafood restaurant in LA that featured it prominently - I never put it in Mexican food because it just doesn’t taste right but it was so unbelievably good and necessary in that dish that I still pause and think about it longingly.

joygoat, Friday, 10 April 2020 21:31 (four years ago) link

Pliny would have loved this place and would pick up his fair share of FPs

Non, je ned raggette rien (onimo), Friday, 10 April 2020 22:06 (four years ago) link

ukilxors would've dragged him for being a posho

silby, Friday, 10 April 2020 22:06 (four years ago) link

I mean

"Hail to thee, Nature, thou parent of all things! and do thou deign to show thy favour unto me, who, alone of all the citizens of Rome, have, in thy every department, thus made known thy praise."

is the 'I would like to point put I have been otm in this thread" of its time

Non, je ned raggette rien (onimo), Friday, 10 April 2020 22:09 (four years ago) link

xp exactly :)

Non, je ned raggette rien (onimo), Friday, 10 April 2020 22:09 (four years ago) link

your protest vote; vote for who you’d like I don’t care

Mordy, Sunday, 12 April 2020 23:07 (four years ago) link

saturday night live
zoom

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 13 April 2020 20:34 (four years ago) link

otm x2

coviderunt omnes (pomenitul), Monday, 13 April 2020 20:39 (four years ago) link

5G

Maresn3st, Monday, 13 April 2020 20:40 (four years ago) link

Yeah I don't remember any fuss about all the other Gs, isn't this just like extra razor blades?

Non, je ned raggette rien (onimo), Monday, 13 April 2020 20:52 (four years ago) link

Come on, are you telling me you don't want to watch the Benny Hill Show on your phone in 5d?

calzino, Monday, 13 April 2020 21:01 (four years ago) link

I've kept to a three blade razor for over a decade. Whoever the G guys are will hate me as much as Giilette.

Non, je ned raggette rien (onimo), Monday, 13 April 2020 21:08 (four years ago) link

I only just got my first smartphone 18 months ago. I got two g's! one for texting my mum and one for my ilx flagging app.

calzino, Monday, 13 April 2020 21:12 (four years ago) link

It is, as they say, a G thang.

Fleetwood Machiavelli (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 13 April 2020 21:30 (four years ago) link

Disney anything. Don’t care.

mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Monday, 13 April 2020 22:05 (four years ago) link

Karens. Don't even know what it means, don't care to find out.

quartet for the endocrine (Matt #2), Tuesday, 14 April 2020 18:27 (four years ago) link

too late!

WHAT DOES KAREN MEAN?
Karen is a mocking slang term for an entitled, obnoxious, middle-aged white woman. Especially as featured in memes, Karen is generally stereotyped as having a blonde bob haircut, asking to speak to retail and restaurant managers to voice complaints or make demands, and being a nagging, often divorced mother from Generation X.

https://www.dictionary.com/e/slang/karen/Karen

let me be your friend on the other end! (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 14 April 2020 18:31 (four years ago) link

All memes shall pass

quartet for the endocrine (Matt #2), Tuesday, 14 April 2020 18:33 (four years ago) link

Karenmeme Abdul-Jabbar

Fleetwood Machiavelli (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 14 April 2020 18:40 (four years ago) link

Michael Jordan and his ridiculous 10-hour hagiography. No way am I watching that shit.

Mr. Snrub, Saturday, 18 April 2020 23:28 (four years ago) link

youtubers or ilxors who mimic trump

Dan S, Saturday, 18 April 2020 23:37 (four years ago) link

Mostly I'd agree, but I think that one guy I posted is an exception--not just the voice but his uncanny syntax and absurdly spot-on self-aggrandizement--and Karl Malone is an exception, and there are always exceptions.

clemenza, Sunday, 19 April 2020 01:01 (four years ago) link

don’t want to see anybody fetishizing his stupid way of speaking, it’s not interesting, let’s put an end to it

Dan S, Sunday, 19 April 2020 01:46 (four years ago) link

I think it's a long tradition. Nixon, Joe McCarthy, they all had imitators.

clemenza, Sunday, 19 April 2020 01:55 (four years ago) link

Well, well, well.

-- Ronald Reagan --

A is for (Aimless), Sunday, 19 April 2020 01:58 (four years ago) link

Imitating a president?

Wouldn't be prudent.

molon labe, kemo sabe (Ye Mad Puffin), Sunday, 19 April 2020 15:54 (four years ago) link

Did Bush Sr ever actually say that or does everyone just remember it from the Dana Carvey impression?

Feel a million filaments (Sund4r), Sunday, 19 April 2020 17:51 (four years ago) link

Michael Jordan and his ridiculous 10-hour hagiography. No way am I watching that shit.

mr. snrub . . . otm?

mookieproof, Sunday, 19 April 2020 20:47 (four years ago) link

oh i will definitely watch that.

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, 19 April 2020 21:36 (four years ago) link

MJ was an inventive, supremely skilled, epoch defining, relentlessly competitive, arrogant asshole.

A is for (Aimless), Sunday, 19 April 2020 21:39 (four years ago) link

Now that he doesn't play any more, he's just an arrogant asshole.

A is for (Aimless), Sunday, 19 April 2020 21:39 (four years ago) link

you forgot to mention that he's a billionaire but that may be implied

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, 19 April 2020 21:43 (four years ago) link

over/under on hours spent by wilbon, on screen, just relentlessly tonguing MJ's ass: 1.5

there is a guy who has no other frame of reference for anything

mookieproof, Sunday, 19 April 2020 23:49 (four years ago) link

the Other Music documentary (sorry)

Paul Ponzi, Monday, 20 April 2020 11:46 (four years ago) link

Um,yeah maybe

Together Again Or (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 20 April 2020 12:34 (four years ago) link

the Other Music documentary (sorry)

100% agreement. I spent a fair amount of money there once upon a time (it was my third or fourth favorite record store in that part of NYC in the early 2000s, after Tower on 4th & Broadway and Mondo Kim's and possibly Downtown Music Gallery), but what kind of person would want to watch a documentary about a goddamn record store?

but also fuck you (unperson), Monday, 20 April 2020 12:57 (four years ago) link

People might want to when even fewer of them exist in a few months.

Chris L, Monday, 20 April 2020 13:15 (four years ago) link

it's just that *this* record store, where I too spent a lot of money, would seem to lack the qualities that would merit a documentary. I was bummed when it closed but it's hard to feel anything like nostalgia for it...it was never exactly the warmest place, or staffed with "characters"....it's not like it has some deep, rich history. It was just a kind of a sterile place w/ a nicely curated inventory.

I will prpbably end up watching it some day though.

Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Monday, 20 April 2020 13:38 (four years ago) link

I saw a still from this film of Chloe Sevigny browsing the racks, and that pretty much cemented my decision to skip it

Paul Ponzi, Monday, 20 April 2020 14:05 (four years ago) link

iirc they never had a Rex Manning Day

molon labe, kemo sabe (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 20 April 2020 15:00 (four years ago) link

Dealing with another cat now. But yeah I still owe you story I guess

it's just that *this* record store, where I too spent a lot of money, would seem to lack the qualities that would merit a documentary. I was bummed when it closed but it's hard to feel anything like nostalgia for it...it was never exactly the warmest place, or staffed with "characters"....it's not like it has some deep, rich history. It was just a kind of a sterile place w/ a nicely curated inventory.

I will prpbably end up watching it some day though.

Ditto. Still kind of wish I had my blue and orange coin purse though.

Together Again Or (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 22 April 2020 20:04 (four years ago) link

Oh snap. Mixed post, sorry.

Together Again Or (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 22 April 2020 20:07 (four years ago) link

May the Fourth

Rodent of usual size (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 4 May 2020 21:41 (four years ago) link

heaven needed a holiday that's actually an enormous free advertisement for disney

let me be your friend on the other end! (Karl Malone), Monday, 4 May 2020 21:46 (four years ago) link

at the expense of lispers everywhere

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 4 May 2020 21:48 (four years ago) link

yeah it's sorta terrible, but this is grate:
https://www.instagram.com/p/B_xiL8GFYlT/?utm_source=ig_web_button_share_sheet

inveterate practitioner of antisocial distancing (Hunt3r), Monday, 4 May 2020 22:02 (four years ago) link

it’s definitely annoying now, but it was absolutely unbearable a few years ago when it was largely an underground thing, and every single year some dork in the workplace would corner you and say “it’s may the fourth! <intense stare> MAY THE FOURTH! <stare further intensifies> GET IT?????”

karmic blowback for dissing pip and jane baker (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 5 May 2020 02:16 (four years ago) link

clearly y'all haven't yet encountered may the 5ith

mookieproof, Tuesday, 5 May 2020 02:38 (four years ago) link

free advertisement for Disney, but only because they handed Lucasfilms a boatload of cash for rights to this particular form of nonsense and all that appertains thereto.

A is for (Aimless), Tuesday, 5 May 2020 03:07 (four years ago) link

Alison Roman, whoever she is, and her beef with Chrissy Tiegen

Evans on Hammond (evol j), Saturday, 9 May 2020 19:54 (four years ago) link

March 4th, most progressive day of the year > May the 4th, some Star Wars bullshit

Feel a million filaments (Sund4r), Saturday, 9 May 2020 20:36 (four years ago) link

which album poll has the most even distribution of votes

stop trying to make fetch the bolt cutters happen (unregistered), Tuesday, 19 May 2020 14:13 (four years ago) link

No-one's said Elon Musk for well over a year, so here's an Elon/Grimes update for 2020: I don't care.

zoom séance goes tits up (Matt #2), Tuesday, 19 May 2020 14:26 (four years ago) link

Ha, I was literally about to type "the doings of Elon Musk and/or Grimes".

Feel a million filaments (Sund4r), Tuesday, 19 May 2020 14:31 (four years ago) link

Cosign 4th of May, distribution of votes & Elon Musk/Grimes.

pomenitul, Tuesday, 19 May 2020 15:37 (four years ago) link

84. USA politics. i followed this for 12 years and now i just don't care.

US politics. Or rather, I wish I didn't care, but I'm afraid it would make me less Canadian.

US politics. I mean that is the dumbest shit going

Co-sign

At least, I'm letting myself not pay attention to US politics for the time being.

jmm, Tuesday, 19 May 2020 15:48 (four years ago) link

new poll: which do you care about least?

*Elon
*Grimes
*Their baby
*This poll
*The distribution of votes in this poll

Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Tuesday, 19 May 2020 15:51 (four years ago) link

US Politics ftw

Is Lou Reed a Good Singer? (Tom D.), Tuesday, 19 May 2020 15:52 (four years ago) link

*Elon
*Grimes
*Their baby
*This poll
*The distribution of votes in this poll

can we please get at least 20 votes in this poll, preferably 30?

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 19 May 2020 15:54 (four years ago) link

the intricacies of covid-19, such as those discussed in the "outbreak" thread

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Tuesday, 19 May 2020 16:19 (four years ago) link

Neil Gaiman and Amanda Palmer (no idea who she is btw).

pomenitul, Tuesday, 19 May 2020 18:20 (four years ago) link

I actually played an Amanda Palmer track the other day, as I realised I hated her without having heard a note of her music. It was the sort of witchy-poo Tori Amos-lite goth-rock nonsense I was expecting, shall not be returning.

zoom séance goes tits up (Matt #2), Tuesday, 19 May 2020 19:26 (four years ago) link

Lana Del Rey

an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Sunday, 24 May 2020 10:06 (four years ago) link

i will try the album sooner or later but i gotta say: fiona apple

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, 24 May 2020 23:26 (four years ago) link

also: Jason DeRulo

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, 24 May 2020 23:26 (four years ago) link

the Other Music documentary (sorry)

100% agreement. I spent a fair amount of money there once upon a time (it was my third or fourth favorite record store in that part of NYC in the early 2000s, after Tower on 4th & Broadway and Mondo Kim's and possibly Downtown Music Gallery), but what kind of person would want to watch a documentary about a goddamn record store?

― but also fuck you (unperson), Monday, April 20, 2020 8:57 AM (one month ago) bookmarkflaglink

Idk 'The Kim's Video & Music Story' has the makings of a pretty colorful documentary. I really wanna know what happened with that crazy shrine to Mr. Kim in Sicily. Now he was a colorful character.
OM was the better record store imo, but hardly documentary fodder.

Deflatormouse, Monday, 25 May 2020 04:40 (four years ago) link

What college people driving cars near me graduated from, per their license plates

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Monday, 25 May 2020 06:16 (four years ago) link

How many recent oscar winners had happy endings

El Tomboto, Monday, 25 May 2020 06:20 (four years ago) link

Maybe the weirdest flex in a thread that is entirely weird flex but ok but ok

What fash heil is this? (wins), Monday, 25 May 2020 08:10 (four years ago) link

the birthday of any person with whom I am not personally acquainted

Paul Ponzi, Monday, 25 May 2020 12:01 (four years ago) link

holy shit that Kim's story, I don't remember reading about this before

a cursory search turns up nothing more recent abt the collection, I wonder what 's going on now?

Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Monday, 25 May 2020 13:03 (four years ago) link

Don’t know but am afraid to ask. Just reread that article, brought back a lot of um, something, memories, feelings, etc.

Spocks on the Run (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 25 May 2020 13:33 (four years ago) link

Huh!

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 25 May 2020 13:38 (four years ago) link

The 1975.

(Sorry.)

pomenitul, Monday, 25 May 2020 18:39 (four years ago) link

Serie A

anvil, Monday, 25 May 2020 19:14 (four years ago) link

My co-workers’ pets.

Sam Weller, Monday, 25 May 2020 19:23 (four years ago) link

cats in general.

sorry.

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 25 May 2020 19:52 (four years ago) link

cosign

pomenitul, Monday, 25 May 2020 19:54 (four years ago) link

I wonder what's going on now?

Sounds like Josh Neves, professor of film studies at Concordia U is the man to ask:
https://www.concordia.ca/cunews/main/stories/2017/06/20/mondo-kim-rejuvenating-a-legendary-new-york-video-archive-in-sicily.html

TL;DR: not much, predictably enough

Deflatormouse, Monday, 25 May 2020 20:10 (four years ago) link

And here is an art installation based on Salemi Centro Kim:
https://ps.persona.co/PLEASE-REWIND

Deflatormouse, Monday, 25 May 2020 20:17 (four years ago) link

idc if your team had to literally bake the 90-year-old film and substitute missing frames from an inferior second-generation copy and painstakingly retouch the damaged frames one-by-one over a 15-year period to restore it to watchable condition. I appreciate your efforts, but it's been done before and I've gotten the gist of it by now, so I really don't need to see a mini documentary about the process. sorry

stop trying to make fetch the bolt cutters happen (unregistered), Monday, 25 May 2020 20:31 (four years ago) link

The actual collection may not jive with the town’s idea of what an independent film centre should be

*sigh*

Trouble Is My Métier (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 25 May 2020 20:53 (four years ago) link

i wonder what percentage of the Kim collection include works that aren't readily available? And what percentage includes works that are genuinely elusive?

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 25 May 2020 21:00 (four years ago) link

dominic cummings

Mordy, Monday, 25 May 2020 21:19 (four years ago) link

+1 on Other Music doc. A great record store with knowledgeable staff, and I even have fuzzy memories of shopping there, but...what story is there to tell? What "behind the scenes" info would enrich my memories? Did the owner trek through the Amazon rainforest to find rare ESP Disk releases or something?

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Tuesday, 26 May 2020 14:57 (four years ago) link

Through the Amazon warehouse more like.

i wonder what percentage of the Kim collection include works that aren't readily available? And what percentage includes works that are genuinely elusive?

Is anything elusive nowadays? Seems like pretty much every mega-rarity is up on youtube in its entirety, other than the ones tied up in ownership wrangles. Probably easier to see them there than trek out to Sicily.

some infected evening (Matt #2), Tuesday, 26 May 2020 15:11 (four years ago) link

Co-sign Mordy on Cummings. Also: Amy Cooper

Evans on Hammond (evol j), Tuesday, 26 May 2020 15:31 (four years ago) link

I'll give you Dominic Cummings and raise you Joe Biden.

Is Lou Reed a Good Singer? (Tom D.), Tuesday, 26 May 2020 15:46 (four years ago) link

I'm grateful for the luxury of being able to tell myself Joe Biden, or even the entity of US politics, is not relevant to my life, even if that's almost certainly not true.

Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Tuesday, 26 May 2020 15:47 (four years ago) link

Is anything elusive nowadays?

as a regular heavy fisher in brackish waters i can categorically answer this with a resounding YES. there's tons of films/tv/concerts/events that aren't available commercially or as torrents or on youtube either consistently or sporadically and a lot of that stuff was (is?), at one time, available on VHS cassette somewhere in the world. How much of that is part of the Kim collection, I dunno.

WAY off topic now but swing by this year's Orphan Film Festival for some examples: https://wp.nyu.edu/orphanfilm/

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 26 May 2020 16:11 (four years ago) link

tom i appreciate your commitment to being the one ukilxor who doesn't obsess over US politics

Mordy, Tuesday, 26 May 2020 16:26 (four years ago) link

You've said that before but it patently isn't true.

Is Lou Reed a Good Singer? (Tom D.), Tuesday, 26 May 2020 16:49 (four years ago) link

Canadians might still have the Queen on their coins but they don't count.

Is Lou Reed a Good Singer? (Tom D.), Tuesday, 26 May 2020 16:59 (four years ago) link

Is anything elusive nowadays?
I have a box of 7" singles I just took out of storage and would guess that 50% of them are not available on youtube or spotify, and it's not like I was going out of my way to pick up obscurities. Most are from the mid-late-90s, groups that were covered in the music papers, now you can barely find evidence that they existed on the internet.

Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Tuesday, 26 May 2020 17:01 (four years ago) link

It's true that a lot of those 'single of the week' bands fell through the cracks.

Karagarga, not Youtube, is probably the online resource most comparbale to Kim's Video. It's a different kind of collection and I think the ratio requirements of KG probably discourages people from leeching stuff like Shrek that's freely available on less exclusive trackers. I don't think there's much porn on KG etc.

I think most of you are being unfair to Other Music. Agreed that the documentary is quite unnecessary (to put it charitably). Most of the money I spent there (which wasn't all that much) was on staff recommendations i'd never heard of. In the early years they often recommend stuff they didn't stock and direct me to even more niche stores I didn't know about to pick it up. The cleaner interior probably took after Shibuya style as was the fashion at the time, and it suited their MO which was more cosmopolitan or international maybe, I suppose what this board calls "Wire-y".
By the way, the owner licensed and reissued the first 3 Mutantes LP's on their Omplatten label before David Byrne (or Polydor) got around to it. Anyone setting foot in the store in 1998 would have heard A Divina Comedia playing, on repeat if you hung around long enough. Those albums were completely unavailable on CD outside Japan at the time.

Should OM/Kim's crosstalk be moved to NYC record stores thread?

Deflatormouse, Wednesday, 27 May 2020 02:52 (four years ago) link

Can I just say sending the Kim's collection to Sicily was a really stupid thing to do tho. And is digitizing it even a good idea? My thinking is a lot of this stuff has since been released in higher quality formats, plus nobody really knows the lifespan of a hard drive etc.

Deflatormouse, Wednesday, 27 May 2020 02:58 (four years ago) link

It should be preserved in the format that it's in IMO.

Deflatormouse, Wednesday, 27 May 2020 02:58 (four years ago) link

xxp Shibuya style interiors? What's that? I've been to a lot of shops over there but never to Outside. I watched the documentary as soon as it was available. I think it works as a general look at the decline of music retail and semi resurgence with vinyl. Aaaand now what? Interesting release model where half the money goes to an existing shop of your choice.

maffew12, Wednesday, 27 May 2020 03:02 (four years ago) link

I don't know. Everything in 1996 seemed to have that Pan Am look, like a 70's airport. By 1999 it had evolved p something more like Disneyland meets Bladerunner. This is a style I associate with Shibuya.

Deflatormouse, Wednesday, 27 May 2020 03:51 (four years ago) link

I'll give you Dominic Cummings and raise you Joe Biden.
― Is Lou Reed a Good Singer? (Tom D.), Tuesday, May 26, 2020 3:46 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

raise you US politics in its entirety

||||||||, Wednesday, 27 May 2020 05:29 (four years ago) link

otfm

form of mouth device (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 27 May 2020 06:16 (four years ago) link

lol of course dominic cummings was a prized protege of armenian genocide-denier and obituary-battler norman stone

mookieproof, Wednesday, 27 May 2020 12:38 (four years ago) link

Raise you intra- and intergalactic politics in their entirety.

xps

pomenitul, Wednesday, 27 May 2020 12:40 (four years ago) link

SpaceX

pomenitul, Saturday, 30 May 2020 22:52 (four years ago) link

pizza

Shampoo for my real friends (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 30 May 2020 23:31 (four years ago) link

Liar.

pomenitul, Saturday, 30 May 2020 23:32 (four years ago) link

Pizza.

Is Lou Reed a Good Singer? (Tom D.), Saturday, 30 May 2020 23:34 (four years ago) link

Fucking space ships seconded!

Dan I., Sunday, 31 May 2020 13:55 (four years ago) link

Thirded. Our public broadcaster had a fucking live stream up to show Musk's hobby. Gtfo.

Le Bateau Ivre, Sunday, 31 May 2020 14:13 (four years ago) link

Came here to post "the space program." Like, do these rocket scientists have any actual goals in mind? We're decades past the proud "because we can!" stage and well into the "well, what happens if we ... bring Play-Doh into space?" stage.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 31 May 2020 14:53 (four years ago) link

lol me too. NYT says: "Launch Opens a New Space Age and Rekindles Past Glory." Huh?!

dip to dup (rob), Sunday, 31 May 2020 14:55 (four years ago) link

It's basically a religion.

fo' schnitzel (Ye Mad Puffin), Sunday, 31 May 2020 16:21 (four years ago) link

shit like the tv wasn’t invented because they were “trying to invent the tv” or something... they were just fucking around with weird shit

brimstead, Sunday, 31 May 2020 17:54 (four years ago) link

but yeah I support redirecting that $ towards poverty etc obv

brimstead, Sunday, 31 May 2020 17:56 (four years ago) link

the sensibilities of american ilxors

groovemaaan, Sunday, 31 May 2020 17:57 (four years ago) link

"sensibilities"

Karl Malone, Sunday, 31 May 2020 17:58 (four years ago) link

answer to OP

ILX in 2020

Karl Malone, Sunday, 31 May 2020 17:58 (four years ago) link

Cosplay.

pomenitul, Tuesday, 2 June 2020 19:33 (four years ago) link

the inner life of Melania Trump

dip to dup (rob), Tuesday, 2 June 2020 19:53 (four years ago) link

Cosplay

This is the right answer. Every time I see a photo of those twats I think, "why don't you take a look at the world around you, and just grow the fuck up?"

Soz (Not Soz) (Vast Halo), Tuesday, 2 June 2020 22:01 (four years ago) link

sounds like you care

all cats are beautiful (silby), Tuesday, 2 June 2020 22:06 (four years ago) link

One of my dear friends is a cosplayer who suffers from terrible depression and literally cosplaying is one of the few things that brings them joy, and they're plenty involved in the world around them, so idk, maybe don't be a dick?

Nobody says you have to care about it, as this is the threads for that, but going on a rant akin to Matt Walsh's "takedown" of Miley Cyrus to call them stunted growth people simply cos you don't like it is nagl

I am a free. I am not man. A number. (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 2 June 2020 22:16 (four years ago) link

(to Halo, obv not to pomenitul)

I am a free. I am not man. A number. (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 2 June 2020 22:16 (four years ago) link

Cosplayers seem totally harmless to me, unless they're white military cosplayers and armed

dominance and transmission (Matt #2), Tuesday, 2 June 2020 22:21 (four years ago) link

Cosplaytriots are the worst

I am a free. I am not man. A number. (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 2 June 2020 22:23 (four years ago) link

For sure, Neanderthal, my statement of indifference stands for actual indifference and maybe a bit of bafflement (unlike when I said I didn't care about US politics, which simply isn't an option).

pomenitul, Tuesday, 2 June 2020 22:24 (four years ago) link

it's literally like any other pointless hobby

mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Tuesday, 2 June 2020 22:26 (four years ago) link

tend to hear about it more than most pointless hobbies tho

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Tuesday, 2 June 2020 22:28 (four years ago) link

I'm definitely not someone who has much of an interest in it at all, and don't tend to read much outside this friend's posts. just thought it weird that in incited such furor w/ Halo.

I am a free. I am not man. A number. (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 2 June 2020 22:39 (four years ago) link

tend to hear about it more than most pointless hobbies tho

― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Tuesday, June 2, 2020 3:28 PM (fifteen minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

... from whom? this is one of those things i feel is solved by unfollowing people

mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Tuesday, 2 June 2020 22:44 (four years ago) link

serious lol at "Cosplaytriots"

fo' schnitzel (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 2 June 2020 22:46 (four years ago) link

I unfollow so many people that I forget I'm friends with them. noticed an old friend defriended me today on FB Purity, tried to find out why, realized I'd unfollowed him years ago, and found post after post of creepy pro-cop rhetoric.

btw, if you've seen the meme of the kid who runs a mile for every fallen first responder, it's his dad. I won't drag the kid - he's sweet and just doing what his dad is making him do.

https://www.wesh.com/article/seminole-county-boy-running-a-mile-for-every-fallen-hero/29786158

I am a free. I am not man. A number. (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 2 June 2020 22:55 (four years ago) link

just thought it weird that it incited such furor w/ Halo

Maybe it is weird, and yes, I don't want to be a dick about it. BradNelson makes a good point. There was a not-bad pop-culture blog that I used to follow, but the guy started posting endless photos from cosplay meetups and I had to stop reading it because I was gonna end up grinding all the enamel off my teeth. Now I'm free to not care about cosplay for months on end.

Soz (Not Soz) (Vast Halo), Tuesday, 2 June 2020 22:59 (four years ago) link

From the general cultural ether? Idk, the fact that we all know exactly what cosplay is now but didn't 20 yrs ago speaks to the fact. Same thing with ComicCon. I'm not on social media so unfollowing wouldn't do much good (not that it's much of a problem for me)

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Tuesday, 2 June 2020 23:02 (four years ago) link

Coincided with popularity of superhero movies

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Tuesday, 2 June 2020 23:06 (four years ago) link

A lot of sites I read seem to have a lot of cosplay and drag queen reality show coverage. I don't care about either thing, but whatever.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 2 June 2020 23:14 (four years ago) link

you had to learn about the existence of 2 things over the course of 20 years that sucks

℺ ☽ ⋠ ⏎ (✖), Tuesday, 2 June 2020 23:16 (four years ago) link

I work in a nerdy industry and I barely ever witness a cosplay happening

℺ ☽ ⋠ ⏎ (✖), Tuesday, 2 June 2020 23:17 (four years ago) link

did recently visit NYC and saw a bunch of costumed teens walking around, had to make sure there was a con... thought to myself "maybe this is just how kids dress these days"

℺ ☽ ⋠ ⏎ (✖), Tuesday, 2 June 2020 23:22 (four years ago) link

Didn't say it sucked just noting the fact, you ass

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Tuesday, 2 June 2020 23:29 (four years ago) link

liberals pining for any past prez

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 3 June 2020 00:03 (four years ago) link

I don’t care about Whisps, sorry

brimstead, Wednesday, 3 June 2020 00:13 (four years ago) link

Wiping

I am a free. I am not man. A number. (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 3 June 2020 00:14 (four years ago) link

Cosplay the word bugs me more than the thing. It's so fucking twee.

Tsar Bombadil (James Morrison), Thursday, 4 June 2020 22:15 (four years ago) link

The word "play" when used in a sexual context is always creepy and annoying.

but also fuck you (unperson), Thursday, 4 June 2020 22:33 (four years ago) link

Animal Crossing until I start playing which I plan to do and then we'll see

i will FP you and your entire family (rip van wanko), Thursday, 4 June 2020 23:36 (four years ago) link

Always good to know who the militantly anti foreplay people are

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Thursday, 4 June 2020 23:42 (four years ago) link

foreplay
buttplay
coldplay

no wait, i'm anti coldplay

I am a free. I am not man. A number. (Neanderthal), Friday, 5 June 2020 00:24 (four years ago) link

Animal Crossing

Very much this. Cutesy video games in general.

pomenitul, Friday, 5 June 2020 00:25 (four years ago) link

if there was martial arts in the game i would play it

I am a free. I am not man. A number. (Neanderthal), Friday, 5 June 2020 00:28 (four years ago) link

Games with combat.

emil.y, Friday, 5 June 2020 00:40 (four years ago) link

brands' blm pr messaging and the hypocrisy thereof

crystal-brained yogahead (map), Friday, 5 June 2020 02:04 (four years ago) link

At this point: hydroxychloroquine.

pomenitul, Friday, 5 June 2020 02:10 (four years ago) link

this thread

methinks dababy doth bop shit too much (m bison), Friday, 5 June 2020 02:18 (four years ago) link

BOOM

an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Friday, 5 June 2020 02:39 (four years ago) link

BLAOW

pomenitul, Friday, 5 June 2020 02:42 (four years ago) link

DOINK

I am a free. I am not man. A number. (Neanderthal), Friday, 5 June 2020 02:44 (four years ago) link

(CUTESY SOUND EMPLOYED IN THE HIT COVID ERA MMORPG, OR NOT, 'ANIMAL CROSSING')

i will FP you and your entire family (rip van wanko), Friday, 5 June 2020 03:35 (four years ago) link

QUEEF

I am a free. I am not man. A number. (Neanderthal), Friday, 5 June 2020 16:42 (four years ago) link

What JK fuckin’ Rowling thinks about annnnnyyyyything. She should be drummed out of Western culture for her actual work, but her ignorant political opinions should be of no interest to anyone.

but also fuck you (unperson), Sunday, 7 June 2020 02:31 (four years ago) link

I think your complaint is with “celebrity in general” in that case.

all cats are beautiful (silby), Sunday, 7 June 2020 03:20 (four years ago) link

Except for future U.S presidents. We have to keep tabs on them

Karl Malone, Sunday, 7 June 2020 15:34 (four years ago) link

the November election, increasingly

k*r*n koltrane (Simon H.), Sunday, 7 June 2020 18:45 (four years ago) link

nuclear weapons, whatever

inveterate practitioner of antisocial distancing (Hunt3r), Sunday, 7 June 2020 19:16 (four years ago) link

"react" videos on yt. I find their popularity and appeal astonishing. see also "unboxing" videos

Paul Ponzi, Tuesday, 9 June 2020 12:02 (four years ago) link

Paul it's 2020

brian emo (rip van wanko), Tuesday, 9 June 2020 12:51 (four years ago) link

door shops

form of mouth device (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 9 June 2020 23:25 (four years ago) link

i do not care about fucking doors

form of mouth device (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 9 June 2020 23:25 (four years ago) link

portcullises are where it's at

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 9 June 2020 23:33 (four years ago) link

if there’s a shop that specialises in them, i’m there

form of mouth device (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 9 June 2020 23:34 (four years ago) link

I asked Alexa and she suggested a pork tallit, which i am fairly certain is a hate crime

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 9 June 2020 23:38 (four years ago) link

SNL must not hire Rajat pic.twitter.com/cvHlVl59Bu

— JEREMY (@jeremylevick) September 13, 2019

Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 10 June 2020 03:38 (four years ago) link

I will never get tired of that

Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 10 June 2020 03:39 (four years ago) link

Console gaming.

pomenitul, Friday, 12 June 2020 02:26 (four years ago) link

the stupid chain letter emails that have made a comeback in the form of stupid FB posts

"hey, msg me your favorite song, and I'll listen to it! it'll be fun!"

*replies with "Suck My Ass It Smells"*

Dig Dug the police (Neanderthal), Friday, 12 June 2020 04:32 (four years ago) link

was up at 2 am last night buying new washing up cleaners on e-bay and was reading some sponge and scouring pad reviews. The reviewer was complaining about a particular brand of pad that left scratches on their stainless steel pan. Like who gives a monkey's arsehole about scratching stainless steel and how does that have any adverse effect on cooking with it? I have a hand me down Prestige stainless steel saucepan from the at least the early 60's that gets scrubbed hard after every use and is all good! I abandoned teflon precisely because I was sick of having to be gentle with it and only fuck with stainless steel, iron and carbon steel now, and don't give a flying fork about the appearance of my cookware as long as it functions to cook stuff with who cares?

calzino, Sunday, 21 June 2020 10:29 (three years ago) link

How many people went to Trump’s stupid fucking rally and whether or not they were hoodwinked by fucking TikTok.

Mr. Snrub, Sunday, 21 June 2020 16:25 (three years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Will and Jada’s marriage

Pat Mahomes’ contract

Evans on Hammond (evol j), Sunday, 12 July 2020 18:38 (three years ago) link

Toilet paper

I hear that sometimes Satan wants to defund police (Neanderthal), Sunday, 12 July 2020 18:39 (three years ago) link

Benjamin Disraeli

I hear that sometimes Satan wants to defund police (Neanderthal), Sunday, 12 July 2020 18:39 (three years ago) link

Where has that come from?

The Fields o' Fat Henry (Tom D.), Sunday, 12 July 2020 18:41 (three years ago) link

Probably heard 'Sunshine of Your Love' on the radio.

pomenitul, Sunday, 12 July 2020 19:03 (three years ago) link

lol

budo jeru, Sunday, 12 July 2020 19:05 (three years ago) link

My daughter was telling me about some makeup blogger feud, and I interrupted her and said, you know, this is an overused phrase, but I really couldn't care less.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 12 July 2020 19:06 (three years ago) link

Josh in Chicago's daughter's conversation about makeup blogger feuds, sorry i just don't care

budo jeru, Sunday, 12 July 2020 19:08 (three years ago) link

Yeah, save your caring for actual carers, ffs.

pomenitul, Sunday, 12 July 2020 19:10 (three years ago) link

don't care abt any of ths

all cats are beautiful (silby), Sunday, 12 July 2020 19:14 (three years ago) link

I don't care that any of you don't care about what I don't care about.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 12 July 2020 19:50 (three years ago) link

Take it to the "who cares?" thread.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 12 July 2020 19:50 (three years ago) link

Disraeli was a very interesting guy actually.

The Fields o' Fat Henry (Tom D.), Sunday, 12 July 2020 20:02 (three years ago) link

Look at this guy, caring about other people and stuff.

pomenitul, Sunday, 12 July 2020 20:20 (three years ago) link

frustration about the specific naming of ilx threads

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, 12 July 2020 21:57 (three years ago) link

4. The Jimmy Saville thing that's going on at the moment. I don't care, sorry.

― This Is... The Police (dog latin)

wow, harsh fuckin' way to start the thread

Kate (rushomancy), Sunday, 12 July 2020 23:10 (three years ago) link

this thread swings reliably back and forth between mild quirky internet person stuff like "i don't care about the oxford comma" and vaguely sociopathic stances like "i don't care when animals go extinct"

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Sunday, 12 July 2020 23:43 (three years ago) link

frustration about the specific naming of ilx threads

― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, July 12, 2020 4:57 PM (two hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

i almost made a post here along the lines of "what ILX threads are called. terrible japanese cinema, X singer has a terrible voice, why does anybody give a fuck about band Y. just don't care, i'm here for the discussion and it seems to me anyway that it's all in good fun and this place's way of accepting it's weird past or something"

think it was because there's a thread on another board about thread titles and how horrible and obnoxious they are. idk.

but then of course i had to complain about a thread title that's about a band i've never heard to the best of my knowledge so i guess i'm a lame cranky hypocrite.

thread: your lame cranky hyPOLLcrisy: your biggest POLL peeve about relatively anodyne ILX thread names

budo jeru, Monday, 13 July 2020 00:18 (three years ago) link

Phil Collins

I hear that sometimes Satan wants to defund police (Neanderthal), Monday, 13 July 2020 01:33 (three years ago) link

So you don't have two ears and a heart then?

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 13 July 2020 02:03 (three years ago) link

no, the signs I put up all around town didn't help at all :(

I hear that sometimes Satan wants to defund police (Neanderthal), Monday, 13 July 2020 02:17 (three years ago) link

Think twice

LinkedIn Park (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 13 July 2020 10:12 (three years ago) link

the sheer genius of stitching ‘no jacket required’ into a tour jacket

form of mouth device (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 13 July 2020 11:13 (three years ago) link

Stratocasters, Telecasters.

Yelploaf, Friday, 17 July 2020 02:29 (three years ago) link

wow, harsh fuckin' way to start the thread

― Kate (rushomancy)

shocked at past me's own indifference frankly. v possible I'd not grasped the gravity of the situation at the time

doorstep jetski (dog latin), Friday, 17 July 2020 07:59 (three years ago) link

  • musicals
  • american history
  • musicals about american history
  • live stage musicals about american history
  • live stage musicals about american history recorded and released as feature films
  • people who know i don’t care about live stage musicals about american history recorded and released as feature films but hassle me to watch them anyway

THE LEFT (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 18 July 2020 00:09 (three years ago) link

jesus fine i'll stop trying to get you to watch oklahoma!

℺ ☽ ⋠ ⏎ (✖), Saturday, 18 July 2020 00:32 (three years ago) link

I almost bailed out of HBO's Watchmen show because it started with a number from Oklahoma! (punctuation in original, for those who don't know).

but also fuck you (unperson), Saturday, 18 July 2020 00:47 (three years ago) link

Summer jams.

pomenitul, Saturday, 18 July 2020 15:15 (three years ago) link

…especially in 2020. But they're oppressive even at the best of times and remind me of Shostakovich's apocryphal description of the ending to his 5th Symphony:

I think it is clear to everyone what happens in the Fifth. The rejoicing is forced, created under threat, as in Boris Godunov. It's as if someone were beating you with a stick and saying, "Your business is rejoicing, your business is rejoicing," and you rise, shaky, and go marching off, muttering, "Our business is rejoicing, our business is rejoicing."

pomenitul, Saturday, 18 July 2020 15:20 (three years ago) link

Still magnitudes less insufferable than musicals tho.

pomenitul, Saturday, 18 July 2020 15:21 (three years ago) link

maaaaaaan, I used to love summer jams. are you specifically targeting songs ABOUT summer, or songs that get hot IN the summer about partying/etc.

Lady Antibody (Neanderthal), Saturday, 18 July 2020 15:23 (three years ago) link

or just fun

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Saturday, 18 July 2020 15:28 (three years ago) link

Nah, I like fun, just not the forced kind.

Neanderthal: the latter.

pomenitul, Saturday, 18 July 2020 15:40 (three years ago) link

i think the "summer jam" is essentially a memento of good weather during bacchanal or relaxation. I agree that the "2020 Summer Jam Question" is thus effectively obviated but any music that brings me up right now is dearly welcomed and necessary. Similarly, any music that's trying too hard to be an anthem is unnecessary, yes.

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Saturday, 18 July 2020 16:25 (three years ago) link

"Lean Back" just about made my summer of 2004

Lady Antibody (Neanderthal), Saturday, 18 July 2020 16:31 (three years ago) link

since I was broke and couldn't afford to do fun party shit, hearing other people do it had to suffice

Lady Antibody (Neanderthal), Saturday, 18 July 2020 16:31 (three years ago) link

i think the "summer jam" is essentially a memento of good weather during bacchanal or relaxation. I agree that the "2020 Summer Jam Question" is thus effectively obviated but any music that brings me up right now is dearly welcomed and necessary. Similarly, any music that's trying too hard to be an anthem is unnecessary, yes.

I can get behind that.

pomenitul, Saturday, 18 July 2020 17:18 (three years ago) link

idk when I think of summer jams I think of stuff like “it was a good day”

brimstead, Saturday, 18 July 2020 18:08 (three years ago) link

kanye west

singular wolf erotica producer (Hadrian VIII), Tuesday, 21 July 2020 17:24 (three years ago) link

what stores require a mask

this has been the best year fuiud (rip van wanko), Tuesday, 21 July 2020 17:27 (three years ago) link

not wearing a mask when i am outdoors by myself and actively distancing from anyone within visual range

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 21 July 2020 17:48 (three years ago) link

^^^ otm, just wearing a mask in general really

lumen (esby), Tuesday, 21 July 2020 17:53 (three years ago) link

^^^ otm, or even showering tbh

this has been the best year fuiud (rip van wanko), Tuesday, 21 July 2020 17:59 (three years ago) link

ehhhhh, i get the public health issues and the statement of public welfare that wearing a mask indoors represents and I can deal with that.

it's just like... they're reopening the BK Botanic Garden next week and they're bringing in 25% capacity and requiring timed, ticketed entrance which all makes sense... but they are also require on-site masking. Which seems like overkill for a multi-acre outdoor space? I presume it's because people are assholes and are going to either throw a fit because someone who doesn't have a mask is near them or else throw a fit because they can't properly respect other's space enough to make it work without an institutional decree. Regardless, going to a public garden in 90 degree heat with a mask is not striking me as a relaxing day out.

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 21 July 2020 18:01 (three years ago) link

nevermind that BBG should have already been open for months anyway

Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Tuesday, 21 July 2020 18:03 (three years ago) link

i have friends who work at the BK one; there were funding issues obviously and questions about safety. But yeah, there was an obvious roadmap to reopening those green spaces and the city's deprioritization of it is telling.

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 21 July 2020 18:08 (three years ago) link

burger king has a botanic garden now?

℺ ☽ ⋠ ⏎ (✖), Tuesday, 21 July 2020 22:58 (three years ago) link

Bitties in the Botanic Garden

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 21 July 2020 23:10 (three years ago) link

New release dates for the Avatar sequels:
Avatar 2: December 16, 2022
Avatar 3: December 20, 2024
Avatar 4: December 18, 2026
Avatar 5: December 22, 2028 pic.twitter.com/z2oQEO0Ciz

— Fandango (@Fandango) July 23, 2020

nashwan, Thursday, 23 July 2020 22:05 (three years ago) link

four christmas presents nobody asked for

À la recherche du scamps perdu (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 23 July 2020 22:07 (three years ago) link

what the fuck id right wif these peeple?

calzino, Thursday, 23 July 2020 22:08 (three years ago) link

ahhh the 2020s look glorious don't they

Give me a Chad Smith-type feel (map), Thursday, 23 July 2020 22:14 (three years ago) link

I'm going ask for a grave with some kind of device that can pummel my decaying remains with pathetic infantile garbage until I die again!

calzino, Thursday, 23 July 2020 22:19 (three years ago) link

are these softcore porns maybe, if so maybe some redeeming quality

Lady Antibody (Neanderthal), Thursday, 23 July 2020 22:21 (three years ago) link

check out the sex face on this smurf

À la recherche du scamps perdu (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 23 July 2020 22:22 (three years ago) link

gonna be called The Roaring 20s because the blue avatar people roar i think

℺ ☽ ⋠ ⏎ (✖), Thursday, 23 July 2020 22:26 (three years ago) link

can we infect the celluloid

Lady Antibody (Neanderthal), Thursday, 23 July 2020 22:26 (three years ago) link

as many times as people have told cameron "there is NO FUCKING WAY this is gonna succeed" he must be due to come crashing down and we can all make this happen as a nation

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 23 July 2020 22:44 (three years ago) link

it's either this or he returns to the helm to finally direct 5 more TErminator sequels, all of which undo the original timeline simultaneously.

viewers are given Continuity Booklets upon entrance

Lady Antibody (Neanderthal), Thursday, 23 July 2020 22:50 (three years ago) link

Pray that the Depression will come soon and put a stop to all this.

BREAKING: Disney have announced new dates for the three upcoming Star Wars films:

December 22, 2023
December 19, 2025
December 17, 2027

(@TheWrap) pic.twitter.com/MWmAOqGSbW

— Star Wars Stuff (@starwarstuff) July 23, 2020

jmm, Thursday, 23 July 2020 23:05 (three years ago) link

star wars x: the new force
star wars xi: revenge of the midichlorians
star wars xii: fuck off

THE LEFT (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 24 July 2020 00:10 (three years ago) link

Star Wars X: fool me 6 times - won't get fooled again

Temporary Erogenous Zone (jim in vancouver), Friday, 24 July 2020 00:13 (three years ago) link

i fell asleep through one of the new ones, the one with all the red and white

THE LEFT (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 24 July 2020 00:15 (three years ago) link

star wars xiii: darth vadar fights
star wars xiv: wookiee bizness
star wars xv: tokyo drift

assert (MatthewK), Friday, 24 July 2020 00:55 (three years ago) link

December 2xxx: A chewbacca funko stamping on a human face forever but the human face is saying “thank you sir may I have another” while gathering their remaining strength to send more money to that channel that has all the simpsons episodes with the jokes cropped out

Rishi don’t lose my voucher (wins), Friday, 24 July 2020 21:55 (three years ago) link

/jarjarbanksy

Rishi don’t lose my voucher (wins), Friday, 24 July 2020 21:56 (three years ago) link

When the next Chris Nolan movie is being released.

A White, White Gay (cryptosicko), Monday, 27 July 2020 19:28 (three years ago) link

When If the next Chris Nolan movie is being ever released.

but also fuck you (unperson), Monday, 27 July 2020 21:58 (three years ago) link

I actually hate Noblan to the extent I hope due to some freak accident the master tapes of this movie or whatever gets burnt in a freak firestorm and bankrupts all involved!

calzino, Monday, 27 July 2020 22:07 (three years ago) link

The Office, the american sitcom

american sitcoms in general

wasdnous (abanana), Sunday, 2 August 2020 15:49 (three years ago) link

the big bang theory, though, that's a keeper

The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Sunday, 2 August 2020 16:03 (three years ago) link

I share a cable system with my landlord and we are at near DVR capacity—96%

They have 113 EPISODES (?!) of that stupid fucking show saved and it takes everything I have, every day, not to push the button

singular wolf erotica producer (Hadrian VIII), Sunday, 2 August 2020 16:06 (three years ago) link

you could probably replace it with 113 of the same ep and they wouldn't notice

XVI Pedicabo eam (Neanderthal), Sunday, 2 August 2020 16:09 (three years ago) link

If Ellen is mean.

A White, White Gay (cryptosicko), Sunday, 2 August 2020 16:35 (three years ago) link

i just came to post “how toxic ellen’s workplace was” and erm

retail rage is for suckers (Hunt3r), Saturday, 8 August 2020 15:09 (three years ago) link

songs that weren't a bands biggest hit, but have gone on to be their legacy song and biggest iTunes seller

panburger partner (unregistered), Tuesday, 11 August 2020 00:50 (three years ago) link

Ben Shapiro’s opinion on WAP

how many people attend any given Trapt concert

Kate (rushomancy), Tuesday, 11 August 2020 01:16 (three years ago) link

why calzino got temp-banned for 3 days, and the endless ethical handwringing it engendered

Tsar Bombadil (James Morrison), Wednesday, 12 August 2020 02:58 (three years ago) link

cheese derails

koogs, Wednesday, 12 August 2020 17:45 (three years ago) link

food derails in general - half of weekend radcliffe and maconie shows seem to descend into 'what is a pie?', 'pickles, yes or no?', 'what do you call a bap?' style arguments.

koogs, Wednesday, 12 August 2020 17:47 (three years ago) link

why calzino got temp-banned for 3 days, and the endless ethical handwringing it engendered

― Tsar Bombadil (James Morrison), Tuesday, August 11, 2020 7:58 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

a lot of ethical cheesstringing

Temporary Erogenous Zone (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 12 August 2020 17:50 (three years ago) link

xxxp I dispute the claimed care status due to use of "endless ethical handwringing" and the resurrecting of the endless handwringing thread a day after it ended.

オニモ (onimo), Wednesday, 12 August 2020 18:39 (three years ago) link

aren't we past three days yet?

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 12 August 2020 18:41 (three years ago) link

just about to enter my next 3 day ban for starting a cheese derail, they will be saying good riddance to the arsehole this time!

calzino, Wednesday, 12 August 2020 18:52 (three years ago) link

i would rather talk about cheese than uk politics or aging indie DJs tbh

The Scampos of Young Werther (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 12 August 2020 18:55 (three years ago) link

cosign

stabbing fantaisiste, repellent imagiste (pomenitul), Wednesday, 12 August 2020 18:56 (three years ago) link

order of care about

cheese>>>>>>>>>>>>>uk pol>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>fuck me here's The Bluetones

The Scampos of Young Werther (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 12 August 2020 18:56 (three years ago) link

probably care about cheese even more than Bad Boy Chiller Crew but only just

The Scampos of Young Werther (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 12 August 2020 18:57 (three years ago) link

NV, what's your favourite Beatles LP?

stabbing fantaisiste, repellent imagiste (pomenitul), Wednesday, 12 August 2020 18:58 (three years ago) link

temp bans

unpaid intern at the darvo institute (Simon H.), Wednesday, 12 August 2020 19:00 (three years ago) link

who?

The Scampos of Young Werther (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 12 August 2020 19:01 (three years ago) link

BBCC are so West Yorkshire, they even wang empty tinnies out of the car window in their vid!

calzino, Wednesday, 12 August 2020 19:03 (three years ago) link

Let It Brie

Young Boys of Bernie (Tom D.), Wednesday, 12 August 2020 19:05 (three years ago) link

Rong, this is their finest release:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePaHG6g7uFw

stabbing fantaisiste, repellent imagiste (pomenitul), Wednesday, 12 August 2020 19:05 (three years ago) link

Tom, "Let it Brie" is perfect. A+

vitreous humorist (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 12 August 2020 21:05 (three years ago) link

I think I suffer from a severe case of FOMO, so I feel tremendous guilt on most days for insufficiently caring about certain things, some of which are unquestionably innocuous. It feels nice to let go of that and simply acknowledge that... I really don't care, do u?

pomenitul, Monday, 24 August 2020 14:31 (three years ago) link

the Conways

Dan I., Monday, 24 August 2020 15:58 (three years ago) link

whether Nancy Pelosi shares my goals and ideals

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Monday, 24 August 2020 16:04 (three years ago) link

I don’t care about the conways, yet i DO care about people tryna shame people, either way, about the conways *throws flag for inappropriate caring*

retail rage is for suckers (Hunt3r), Monday, 24 August 2020 19:11 (three years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Gawker and all of its descendants

Mr. Snrub, Friday, 11 September 2020 22:22 (three years ago) link

Rolling Stone's list of the 500 greatest albums of all time, in its old, new and any future iterations.

好 now 烧烤 (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 23 September 2020 22:03 (three years ago) link

Jigsaw puzzles

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 23 September 2020 22:07 (three years ago) link

Bandcamp

jaymc, Friday, 2 October 2020 19:39 (three years ago) link

i know we aren't supposed to comment on the things people just don't care about but that^ is just hella lame

Give me a Chad Smith-type feel (map), Monday, 5 October 2020 01:03 (three years ago) link

reading tea-leaves regarding trump's health.

hopefully he dies of COVID. but as with the majority of people who contract COVID, he likely won't. some of the stuff that is abounding now is frankly unseemly in how removed from reality it is

here comes the hotstamper (jim in vancouver), Tuesday, 6 October 2020 20:37 (three years ago) link

(Canadian) Thanksgiving. Immigrating to Quebec, a province where the francophone majority doesn't celebrate it, from a country that has never even heard of it, will do that I suppose. The day off is nice, though.

pomenitul, Monday, 12 October 2020 13:24 (three years ago) link

indeed, this year Bandcamp has gone from a slightly better version of Soundcloud to an absolute lifeline in my view

Specific Ocean Blue (dog latin), Tuesday, 13 October 2020 11:36 (three years ago) link

Jaymc's post does makes one wonder, yes. Does he care about soundcloud instead? Does he not care about musicians making a living, or does he but just not through bandcamp? So many questions.

Ilxor in the streets, Scampo in the sheets (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 13 October 2020 12:12 (three years ago) link

I listen to all music via Spotify and don't care about other platforms.

jaymc, Tuesday, 13 October 2020 14:30 (three years ago) link

Spotify

spastic heritage, Tuesday, 13 October 2020 20:19 (three years ago) link

xp good for you? bandcamp sells vinyl/CDs/tapes/downloads too it rules actually

brimstead, Tuesday, 13 October 2020 21:06 (three years ago) link

Bought a ton of bundles from Bandcamp this year. Love it

LaRusso Auto (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 13 October 2020 21:27 (three years ago) link

(Canadian) Thanksgiving. Immigrating to Quebec, a province where the francophone majority doesn't celebrate it, from a country that has never even heard of it, will do that I suppose. The day off is nice, though.

― pomenitul, Monday, October 12, 2020 6:24 AM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

my wife's family does stuff for it so I have to care a bit, thankfully it was quite limited this year due to COVID - had to be on a zoom call for 5 minutes rather than actually spend hours with the unfriendly, waspy gang

here comes the hotstamper (jim in vancouver), Tuesday, 13 October 2020 21:35 (three years ago) link

(this is her late father's side of the family, the other side of the family is not so bad)

here comes the hotstamper (jim in vancouver), Tuesday, 13 October 2020 21:35 (three years ago) link

xp good for you? bandcamp sells vinyl/CDs/tapes/downloads too it rules actually

― brimstead, Tuesday, October 13, 2020 4:06 PM (two hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

I'm glad you like it! I still don't care about it.

jaymc, Tuesday, 13 October 2020 23:07 (three years ago) link

Chris Pratt

I wish you luck with a capital F (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 20 October 2020 23:58 (three years ago) link

the new yorker

Give me a Chad Smith-type feel (map), Wednesday, 21 October 2020 16:42 (three years ago) link

Sacha Baron Cohen. Honestly, your average CNN daytime anchor could get Rudy Giuliani to shove his hand down his pants on camera.

but also fuck you (unperson), Wednesday, 21 October 2020 16:43 (three years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/50IxSWN.jpg

president of my cat (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 21 October 2020 16:44 (three years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Bake Off. I like eating cake -- good honest cake with no faffing around with. Why should I be remotely interested in Fancy Dan cake, which I can't eat and wouldn't want to eat even if I could.

Grandpont Genie, Wednesday, 11 November 2020 10:21 (three years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Monoliths

jmm, Wednesday, 2 December 2020 17:01 (three years ago) link

Sodoku

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 2 December 2020 18:37 (three years ago) link

Monoliths

Well, this is a bold blanket statement. Not all of them are alike - monoliths aren't a... monolith

velcro-magnon (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 2 December 2020 18:38 (three years ago) link

lmao

mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Wednesday, 2 December 2020 18:40 (three years ago) link

Sodoku

I suppose it makes sense a grasshopper wouldn't care too much about rat-bite fever

rob, Wednesday, 2 December 2020 18:41 (three years ago) link

"caught it from the... next door" lol, my spelling shows how little I care about it.

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 2 December 2020 18:44 (three years ago) link

I'm actually close to being a kakuro master, well I can complete "hard" rated puzzles within two minutes sometimes.

calzino, Wednesday, 2 December 2020 19:25 (three years ago) link

The 1975

pomenitul, Friday, 11 December 2020 14:30 (three years ago) link

same lol

im-polite-post-post-post-pomo (breastcrawl), Friday, 11 December 2020 14:49 (three years ago) link

although I find lots to love here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H4qukWZbJ2A

im-polite-post-post-post-pomo (breastcrawl), Friday, 11 December 2020 14:55 (three years ago) link

I know it's hardly a challops, but: Disney+, Star Wars, and the Marvel Cinematic Universe

jaymc, Friday, 11 December 2020 15:30 (three years ago) link

Next you'll saying you don't care about the new Indiana Jones.

Alba, Friday, 11 December 2020 15:56 (three years ago) link

I would just like there to be more new stuff to watch which isn't spin-off, sequel, prequel, remake or multi-format adaptation, or none of those but full of so many references that it feels like that anyway.

Gary Sambrook eats substantial meals (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 11 December 2020 15:59 (three years ago) link

Pish, no major-studio entertainment exec will ever pitch an original idea again.

It's remakes and superhero-comic adaptations all the way from here until the sun incinerates us all.

Dr. Dreidel (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 11 December 2020 16:02 (three years ago) link

Hm maybe I could pitch a remake of a hit film where a badass medieval knight is locked into a battle for his life with the superpowered personification of Death itself?

Gary Sambrook eats substantial meals (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 11 December 2020 16:16 (three years ago) link

so like a Bill & Ted spin-off??

loose Orwellian mobs (rob), Friday, 11 December 2020 16:16 (three years ago) link

Next you'll saying you don't care about the new Indiana Jones.

― Alba, Friday, December 11, 2020 9:56 AM (twenty-two minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

Good guess.

jaymc, Friday, 11 December 2020 16:19 (three years ago) link

- Gladiatorial battles on a life-size chess board
- Protagonist saves a scantily-clad witch from the stake and is rewarded with breathy sex
- Comedy relief comes from abuse of neurologically-challenged sidekick
- Death shoots lasers from eyes/fingertips

This has potential, just need to work the US military in there somehow.

sinewave boogie (Matt #2), Friday, 11 December 2020 16:46 (three years ago) link

Needs more Miley Cyrus

Dr. Dreidel (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 11 December 2020 17:19 (three years ago) link

> life-size chess board

https://www.imagodiem.com/uploads/8/9/8/4/8984583/pri00013_orig.jpg

koogs, Friday, 11 December 2020 22:55 (three years ago) link

“all my cars have big trunks”

brimstead, Saturday, 12 December 2020 00:56 (three years ago) link

Peggy Gou

sinewave boogie (Matt #2), Saturday, 12 December 2020 22:53 (three years ago) link

Gawker

pomenitul, Tuesday, 15 December 2020 03:23 (three years ago) link

Steve Martin’s banjo music

Sam Weller, Tuesday, 15 December 2020 06:45 (three years ago) link

ugly christmas sweaters and ugly christmas sweater contests

cosmic vision | bleak epiphany | erotic email (map), Tuesday, 15 December 2020 16:14 (three years ago) link

Otm

Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 15 December 2020 16:45 (three years ago) link

I got asked to supply one for a play once and i was like "lol u think i own one of those things"

Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 15 December 2020 16:46 (three years ago) link

maps at the start of sf/fantasy novels

oscar bravo, Thursday, 24 December 2020 16:16 (three years ago) link

Especially ones with square mountain ranges

why can't they dance to Holdsworth? (Matt #2), Thursday, 24 December 2020 16:30 (three years ago) link

The Brexit trade deal. Curiously enough.

Eggbreak Hotel (Tom D.), Thursday, 24 December 2020 16:30 (three years ago) link

... just don't care about is too strong, don't care enough is more like it.

Eggbreak Hotel (Tom D.), Thursday, 24 December 2020 16:31 (three years ago) link

I feel some relief that there won't be the food/medicine crisis that a NDB would have wrought on the population, as remote as that possibility really was. But I can't honestly say that the future of UK Financial Services is something that keeps me awake at night. 500-800 people per day dying of the Rona does though.

calzino, Thursday, 24 December 2020 16:44 (three years ago) link

the tiktok star who is getting her own hulu show with her family. charli d'amelio, i think? I don't care enough to look her up.

the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 24 December 2020 20:53 (three years ago) link

You had me at the tiktok

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 24 December 2020 21:38 (three years ago) link

new monoliths that have mysteriously appeared and where from

Clean-up on ILX (onimo), Saturday, 26 December 2020 22:46 (three years ago) link

Agreed; stereoliths offer so much more sonic detail

feels about eels (Ye Mad Puffin), Saturday, 26 December 2020 22:51 (three years ago) link

Bean dad

Mr. Cacciatore (Moodles), Monday, 4 January 2021 20:14 (three years ago) link

Did you guys hear there's ANOTHER MONOLITH??!!

It appeared mysteriously.

jmm, Monday, 4 January 2021 20:49 (three years ago) link

The intimate lives of total strangers (notable exceptions: the fictive and/or the dead, albeit only up to a point).

pomenitul, Sunday, 10 January 2021 19:51 (three years ago) link

Ariel Pink

fish quits shock (Matt #2), Sunday, 10 January 2021 19:59 (three years ago) link

Lana Del Rey

pomenitul, Monday, 11 January 2021 03:32 (three years ago) link

anything other than doomscrolling and heavy metal music atm

Looking for Cape Penis house (Neanderthal), Monday, 11 January 2021 04:56 (three years ago) link

white house decorations

wasdnuos (abanana), Thursday, 21 January 2021 22:29 (three years ago) link

Wallstreetbets and fucking GameStop! The entire internet is obsessed, and I may need to put myself in a coma until this shit blows over because it’s simultaneously uninteresting and agonizingly annoying

Dan I., Thursday, 28 January 2021 14:20 (three years ago) link

Sea Shanties

Maresn3st, Thursday, 28 January 2021 16:59 (three years ago) link

Nic Jones yes. But that annoying postman twat can go jump in the sea.

calzino, Thursday, 28 January 2021 17:25 (three years ago) link

John Berryman

meticulously crafted, socially responsible, morally upsta (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 28 January 2021 17:32 (three years ago) link

Theatre

Hongro Hongro Hippies (Myonga Vön Bontee), Thursday, 28 January 2021 17:33 (three years ago) link

I like theatre when it's nothing like theatre.

pomenitul, Thursday, 28 January 2021 17:34 (three years ago) link

We really don't care about theatre do we?

jaymc, Thursday, 28 January 2021 17:34 (three years ago) link

(Oh ha, I see that thread was just revived, which is probably why you posted.)

jaymc, Thursday, 28 January 2021 17:35 (three years ago) link

Dogecoin

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 4 February 2021 20:25 (three years ago) link

respect to all the teachers but i'm just so glad i don't have to care about schools reopening or not

Joses Chrust (map), Monday, 8 February 2021 18:30 (three years ago) link

How the dems let you down about Trump

pence's eye juice (Hunt3r), Sunday, 14 February 2021 02:22 (three years ago) link

Movies

alpine static, Sunday, 14 February 2021 08:35 (three years ago) link

Netflix

alpine static, Sunday, 14 February 2021 08:35 (three years ago) link

Apple events

alpine static, Sunday, 14 February 2021 08:37 (three years ago) link

what comics the latest mcu products are based on

wasdnuos (abanana), Wednesday, 17 February 2021 22:57 (three years ago) link

What you don’t care about/isn’t worth your time.

Joe Biden Stan Account (milo z), Wednesday, 17 February 2021 23:15 (three years ago) link

Rush Limbaugh dying

Mr. Snrub, Wednesday, 17 February 2021 23:48 (three years ago) link

the rock & roll hall of fame

Bastard Lakes (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 18 February 2021 00:56 (three years ago) link

^^^

pomenitul, Thursday, 18 February 2021 01:01 (three years ago) link

Daft Punk - Human After All [Started by Matt Boch (Matt Boch) in January 2005, last updated 0 seconds ago by Party With A Jagger Ban (dog latin) on I Love Music] 104 new answers
Daft Punk's Random Access Memories [Started by Ned Raggett in January 2013, last updated forty-five seconds ago by candyman on I Love Music] 51 new answers
Daft Punks's "Discovery" : Classic or Dud [Started by Stephen in April 2001, last updated one minute ago by Noel Emits on I Love Music] 59 new answers

lord of the ting tings (map), Wednesday, 24 February 2021 20:10 (three years ago) link

hahaha same

Überschadenfreude (sleeve), Wednesday, 24 February 2021 20:11 (three years ago) link

Indeed.

Punk's not daft (Tom D.), Wednesday, 24 February 2021 20:14 (three years ago) link

Daft Punk
Daft Punk's
Daft Punks's

Continue the pattern

jmm, Wednesday, 24 February 2021 20:16 (three years ago) link

I like DP well enough, but checking the search function and ILX is basically a Daft Punk stalker board and I didn't know

rob, Wednesday, 24 February 2021 20:17 (three years ago) link

I’m in a mild state of shock over this as well. never realised they were the Beatles of ILM.

Long Tall Arsetee & the Shaker Intros (breastcrawl), Wednesday, 24 February 2021 20:27 (three years ago) link

IF ONLY

The Scampo Fell to Earth (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 24 February 2021 20:28 (three years ago) link

You just need to find the DP thread that’s right for you.

pomenitul, Wednesday, 24 February 2021 20:28 (three years ago) link

I made it already

Long Tall Arsetee & the Shaker Intros (breastcrawl), Wednesday, 24 February 2021 20:30 (three years ago) link

Daft Punk - Human After All [Started by Matt Boch (Matt Boch) in January 2005, last updated 0 seconds ago by Party With A Jagger Ban (dog latin) on I Love Music] 104 new answers
Daft Punk's Random Access Memories [Started by Ned Raggett in January 2013, last updated forty-five seconds ago by candyman on I Love Music] 51 new answers
Daft Punks's "Discovery" : Classic or Dud [Started by Stephen in April 2001, last updated one minute ago by Noel Emits on I Love Music] 59 new answers

― lord of the ting tings (map), Wednesday, February 24, 2021 3:10 PM (twenty-four minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

hahaha same

― Überschadenfreude (sleeve), Wednesday, February 24, 2021 3:11 PM (twenty-four minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

We have finally bonded here. (Though I concede their importance.)

clemenza, Wednesday, 24 February 2021 20:37 (three years ago) link

DJP understandably feeling a sense of liberation now that DP called it quits.

What I truly do not care for? Tiger fucking Woods.

A Scampo Darkly (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 24 February 2021 21:04 (three years ago) link

he drives me mad

calzino, Wednesday, 24 February 2021 21:08 (three years ago) link

A person with a severe sex-addiction, drugs- and alcohol problem, some broken legs... We've all been there amirite?

A Scampo Darkly (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 24 February 2021 21:10 (three years ago) link

xp
you don't care for? or don't care about?

oscar bravo, Wednesday, 24 February 2021 21:37 (three years ago) link

also, alcohol problem???

oscar bravo, Wednesday, 24 February 2021 21:38 (three years ago) link

Totally with you on that, LBI. Or rather: anything golf-related elicits pure apathy from me.

pomenitul, Wednesday, 24 February 2021 21:45 (three years ago) link

what fucking Harry Potter house some random FB spyware app says you belong to

Red Nerussi (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 24 February 2021 21:50 (three years ago) link

it's all TERFindor, innit?

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 24 February 2021 21:55 (three years ago) link

I really despise golf and golfers they seem some of worst fucking wankers in professional sport against some pretty stiff competition - without even getting into golf nazis. No slight meant against you Oscar - I know you adore golf and love playing it and you aren't Nick Faldo!

calzino, Wednesday, 24 February 2021 21:59 (three years ago) link

I’m in a mild state of shock over this as well. never realised they were the Beatles of ILM.


I thought the Beatles of ILM was Belle and Sebastian.

Mosholu Porkway (Boring, Maryland), Wednesday, 24 February 2021 22:07 (three years ago) link

they are like the fucking beatles, led zep and gaz coombes rolled into one of ilx

calzino, Wednesday, 24 February 2021 22:08 (three years ago) link

Here there, leave Gaz out of it.

Punk's not daft (Tom D.), Wednesday, 24 February 2021 22:19 (three years ago) link

That's right

The Scampo Fell to Earth (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 24 February 2021 22:21 (three years ago) link

I have no idea what the fuck WandaVision even is, and don't care to find out thank you very much

my shear modulus is weakening (Matt #2), Wednesday, 24 February 2021 22:22 (three years ago) link

disappointed it's not wanda sykes related

himpathy with the devil (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 24 February 2021 22:23 (three years ago) link

Wanda Sykes with a Go Pro. Just shopping, watching TV, cleaning dishes...

Evan, Wednesday, 24 February 2021 22:54 (three years ago) link

podcasts of any variety
NFT
blockchain
cryptocurrency
the entire trump family
the entire conway family

That's not really my scene (I'm 41) (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 25 February 2021 02:13 (three years ago) link

Scooby doo

Red Nerussi (Neanderthal), Thursday, 25 February 2021 02:14 (three years ago) link

Tiger Woods

tobo73, Thursday, 25 February 2021 05:51 (three years ago) link

Whether there was any kind of conspiracy against Alex Salmond.

Punk's not daft (Tom D.), Friday, 26 February 2021 15:58 (three years ago) link

Pokémon

pomenitul, Sunday, 28 February 2021 02:08 (three years ago) link

Typing contests

e-skate to the chapeau (darraghmac), Sunday, 28 February 2021 02:22 (three years ago) link

only cos I always win

Red Nerussi (Neanderthal), Sunday, 28 February 2021 02:25 (three years ago) link

anything, at the moment

That's not really my scene (I'm 41) (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 28 February 2021 03:45 (three years ago) link

new scrambled egg recipes

superdeep borehole (harbl), Sunday, 28 February 2021 18:22 (three years ago) link

Golden Globes

pomenitul, Sunday, 28 February 2021 22:48 (three years ago) link

around my place we call them "deez nuts"

G.A.G.S. (Gophers Against Getting Stuffed) (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 28 February 2021 22:48 (three years ago) link

But I care about deez nuts.

pomenitul, Sunday, 28 February 2021 22:50 (three years ago) link

Gov Cuomo. I suspect I should, but I can’t. Yet.

pence's eye juice (Hunt3r), Sunday, 28 February 2021 22:51 (three years ago) link

Whatever Grimes makes/does that isn't music.

pomenitul, Wednesday, 3 March 2021 03:14 (three years ago) link

Grimes's music (including the 1 album I own).

everything, Wednesday, 3 March 2021 04:42 (three years ago) link

did i say nft already
nft
also grimes' nft

G.A.G.S. (Gophers Against Getting Stuffed) (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 21:08 (three years ago) link

Grimes (the organic human)

jmm, Wednesday, 3 March 2021 21:10 (three years ago) link

Whoever Grimes is/does

ledge, Wednesday, 3 March 2021 21:10 (three years ago) link

Any upcoming film adaptations of the GameStop investment stunt

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 3 March 2021 21:17 (three years ago) link

markle / harry / oprah / british royals

god why do people care about this shit? the story has been happening for almost a week for fucks' sake. i'm not clicking anything. just eyes-glaze-over-don't-care-core.

map ca. 1890 (map), Tuesday, 9 March 2021 21:12 (three years ago) link

it turns out that in a large family of wealthy white people, there have been some racist tones

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 9 March 2021 21:25 (three years ago) link

I have no idea why anyone in the outside the UK would care about it. Plenty of us don't care about it.

Wrote For Lunch (Tom D.), Tuesday, 9 March 2021 21:27 (three years ago) link

in a large family of blood-obsessed wealthy white people

To add insult to injury…

pomenitul, Tuesday, 9 March 2021 21:28 (three years ago) link

i mean there's enough out there about prince harry doing a racism without getting into the queen sieg hieling as a child etc.

himpathy with the devil (jim in vancouver), Tuesday, 9 March 2021 21:29 (three years ago) link

Americans who care about the English royals are absolutely baffling.

When Diana died my journalism teacher kept stopping class to cry and made us write stories about her for a week.

Joe Bombin (milo z), Tuesday, 9 March 2021 21:29 (three years ago) link

I have no idea why anyone in the outside the UK would care about it. Plenty of us don't care about it.

― Wrote For Lunch (Tom D.), Tuesday, March 9, 2021 9:27 PM (one minute ago) bookmarkflaglink

i think it's the oprah element. some pr exec is celebrating a victory i guess but fuck that person imo.

map ca. 1890 (map), Tuesday, 9 March 2021 21:30 (three years ago) link

I don't understand why I even know about this. Why is the media so intent on making me aware that Oprah interviewed some people?

jmm, Tuesday, 9 March 2021 21:31 (three years ago) link

Nobody gives a shit about Spain or Norway's royal families (presumably), but Buckingham Palace has been a perennial favorite for decades... not sure why. We fought a war so there's no queen on our coins.

Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 9 March 2021 21:37 (three years ago) link

Monaco's royals are the fucking worst in terms of overexposure vs. relevance, at least in the French-speaking world.

pomenitul, Tuesday, 9 March 2021 21:40 (three years ago) link

tbf there is an American involved this time

Wrote For Lunch (Tom D.), Tuesday, 9 March 2021 21:45 (three years ago) link

Isn't she Canadian?

Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 9 March 2021 21:46 (three years ago) link

In case anyone needs something extra special to not care about, Grimes' mother has been tweeting about Harry and Meghan for days.

everything, Tuesday, 9 March 2021 21:47 (three years ago) link

Yesterday several foreign newspapers were rife with comments about how shameful it is that they're covering tabloid pap no one gives a flying fuck about outside the UK yet the relevant articles were the most viewed and the most shared by a significant margin.

pomenitul, Tuesday, 9 March 2021 21:47 (three years ago) link

Oprah should have made the interview a NFT

Joe Bombin (milo z), Tuesday, 9 March 2021 21:50 (three years ago) link

I keep parsing that as a Myers-Briggs type indicator.

pomenitul, Tuesday, 9 March 2021 21:51 (three years ago) link

Isn't she Canadian?

― Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, March 9, 2021 1:46 PM (seven minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

no

himpathy with the devil (jim in vancouver), Tuesday, 9 March 2021 21:53 (three years ago) link

Perhaps the confusion stems from her and Harry's neo-colonial mansion on Vancouver Island, which we* totally put up with because we love that Commonwealth shit.

*excluding Quebec, obv.

pomenitul, Tuesday, 9 March 2021 21:56 (three years ago) link

Yes, there was that one week when everyone pretended that Harry and Meghan would settle in Saanich. That was fucked up.

everything, Tuesday, 9 March 2021 22:00 (three years ago) link

she also lived in toronto when filming that show she was on

but they currently live in the santa barbara area and she is from LA (iirc)

himpathy with the devil (jim in vancouver), Tuesday, 9 March 2021 22:05 (three years ago) link

Okay, I think I was confused between Canoga Park and The Candidate and I heard that she had lived in Toronto.

Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 9 March 2021 22:09 (three years ago) link

i am pleased to hear piers morgan got fucked in the crossfire, otherwise yeah of course i don't care about the monarchy

G.A.G.S. (Gophers Against Getting Stuffed) (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 9 March 2021 23:45 (three years ago) link

I'm not convinced he did get fucked in the crossfire, it was more like his next job interview.

calzino, Tuesday, 9 March 2021 23:50 (three years ago) link

The Get Out poster with the royal family made it all worth it, imo

Van Horn Street, Tuesday, 9 March 2021 23:52 (three years ago) link

xp could well be, i know nothing about the world of British morning tv except that piers morgan is a fucknugget

G.A.G.S. (Gophers Against Getting Stuffed) (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 9 March 2021 23:57 (three years ago) link

I don't go out of my way to follow the British royal family, but occasionally they offer up moments that, in their intersection between celebrity culture and national history, are strangely compelling.

jaymc, Wednesday, 10 March 2021 00:05 (three years ago) link

Pomenitul speaks truth. The many takes on how stupid it is to consume coverage of these people constitute a large and growing amount of the selfsame coverage

wake me up before you cuomo (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 10 March 2021 00:12 (three years ago) link

The backgammonlash

Marry and Neghim (darraghmac), Wednesday, 10 March 2021 00:14 (three years ago) link

British royalty is the longest-running reality show. These new additions have brought drama! If the Queen gets a couple of glasses of wine in her, a cat fight might break out, stay tuned!

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 10 March 2021 01:40 (three years ago) link

Trending in United States
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Meghan McCain’s comments about Meghan Markle and Prince Harry’s Oprah interview spark a notable reaction from Whoopi Goldberg on The View
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😶😶😶🤮🤮🤮

map ca. 1890 (map), Wednesday, 10 March 2021 02:28 (three years ago) link

at least it's about racism and abusive behavior and not about what they think of the cancellation of Bosom Manor or what their dishware looks like

sarahell, Wednesday, 10 March 2021 02:32 (three years ago) link

lol

map ca. 1890 (map), Wednesday, 10 March 2021 02:33 (three years ago) link

If he’s quit being a prince can’t we call him Harry Windsor or whatever the fuck and drop the “prince” bs if we must talk about him

Canon in Deez (silby), Wednesday, 10 March 2021 02:33 (three years ago) link

i would rather hear about the latter from ilxors than the former from celebs xp

map ca. 1890 (map), Wednesday, 10 March 2021 02:34 (three years ago) link

Does the Queen (94) even watch Bosom Manor anymore?

G.A.G.S. (Gophers Against Getting Stuffed) (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 10 March 2021 02:48 (three years ago) link

somebody wants oprah's job

am0n shaped post (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 10 March 2021 03:01 (three years ago) link

everybody gets an oprah's job

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 10 March 2021 03:19 (three years ago) link

après-ski on holdiay. opràh-job back home.

am0n shaped post (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 10 March 2021 04:28 (three years ago) link

Pi day

Bourbon sprawl (Ye Mad Puffin), Sunday, 14 March 2021 18:53 (three years ago) link

fuck Pi

Red Nerussi (Neanderthal), Sunday, 14 March 2021 18:54 (three years ago) link

PIE day

calzino, Sunday, 14 March 2021 18:55 (three years ago) link

Creamπ

pomenitul, Sunday, 14 March 2021 18:56 (three years ago) link

PIE day

If it were a day to celebrate Proto-Indo-European - the hypothetical language postulated by linguists as an ancestor to many of our contemporary languages? Maybe.

Bourbon sprawl (Ye Mad Puffin), Sunday, 14 March 2021 18:58 (three years ago) link

Blaze Pizza is doing a "Pi day" special where their pizzas are $3.14.

in addition, Blaze Bayley is willing to attempt to sing "Aces HIgh" for $3.14.

Red Nerussi (Neanderthal), Sunday, 14 March 2021 18:59 (three years ago) link

ngl, that'd be awesome.

xp

pomenitul, Sunday, 14 March 2021 18:59 (three years ago) link

If it were a day to celebrate Proto-Indo-European - the hypothetical language postulated by linguists as an ancestor to many of our contemporary languages? Maybe

Not this lot though, https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paedophile_Information_Exchange

Woke For Luck (Tom D.), Sunday, 14 March 2021 19:03 (three years ago) link

pi day is 314 day, which is the STL zip code

for better or worse, this is more interesting than pi day

Happy 314 Day! Tell me you’re so St. Louis without telling you’re so St. Louis ⬇️

I’ll start: pic.twitter.com/ZNMVPgbMt8

— Cori Bush (@CoriBush) March 14, 2021

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Sunday, 14 March 2021 19:04 (three years ago) link

for $3.14 I will throw up a ST Louis styled pizza

Red Nerussi (Neanderthal), Sunday, 14 March 2021 19:06 (three years ago) link

welcome to STL! the barf pile is over there

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Sunday, 14 March 2021 19:12 (three years ago) link

Hah, I am from St. Louis and my parents live in Cori Bush's district.

St. Louis-style pizza (like the Imo's shown) is... not my thing. Some people in my family enjoy it as an ironic/nostalgic guilty pleasure but... no thanks.

Ditch the White Castle for Steak & Shake and we'll talk.

imagine flagons (Ye Mad Puffin), Sunday, 14 March 2021 19:12 (three years ago) link

i barfed in a steak & shake bathroom once! this was back in the time when i would do things like eat shrooms and go to steak and shake and order only cheese fries

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Sunday, 14 March 2021 19:17 (three years ago) link

yeesh that picture is not appetizing

G.A.G.S. (Gophers Against Getting Stuffed) (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 14 March 2021 22:14 (three years ago) link

Coulda gone with a Schlafly and some fried ravioli. Pork steaks.

imagine flagons (Ye Mad Puffin), Sunday, 14 March 2021 22:24 (three years ago) link

toasted ravioli is good

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Sunday, 14 March 2021 22:26 (three years ago) link

I can't work out what that is in front of the vess - iceberg lettuce and chicken on plain white bread?

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Sunday, 14 March 2021 22:27 (three years ago) link

NFTs

map ca. 1890 (map), Sunday, 14 March 2021 23:37 (three years ago) link

Damn, you beat me to it. It’s like every two weeks the toxic cyber dude-o-sphere comes up with another annoying pointless stupid concept that becomes the most important thing on the internet for like 3 days

Dan I., Monday, 15 March 2021 00:47 (three years ago) link

every time this thread is revived I know what it’s gonna be about before I read it lol

brimstead, Monday, 15 March 2021 00:51 (three years ago) link

It’s probably blowing up more than usual around here because I keep bringing it up all over the place and getting in fights with libertarian cryptoteens on Twitter, which probably has the effect of making it more prominent in the feeds of ilxors who made the terrible choice to follow me. This is basically my fault is what I’m saying. I oppose crypto because I worship the petrodollar.

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Monday, 15 March 2021 00:52 (three years ago) link

maybe that’s the point hmmmm *sinks back into lemon haze*

brimstead, Monday, 15 March 2021 00:52 (three years ago) link

xp to myself

brimstead, Monday, 15 March 2021 00:53 (three years ago) link

No Karl unfortunately it’s everywhere, just like fuckin GameStop was

Dan I., Monday, 15 March 2021 01:05 (three years ago) link

i don't even own a GameStop

Red Nerussi (Neanderthal), Monday, 15 March 2021 01:07 (three years ago) link

i mean, you either buy into NFTs or you worship the petrodollar

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Monday, 15 March 2021 01:41 (three years ago) link

T/S: cryptoteens vs petroteens

, Monday, 15 March 2021 04:58 (three years ago) link

I worship the petrodollar

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Monday, 15 March 2021 05:09 (three years ago) link

Quebec's so-called Fête nationale. Or any other openly nationalist holiday for that matter.

pomenitul, Tuesday, 16 March 2021 22:32 (three years ago) link

the snyder cut or zack snyder or his landfill output or the fucking mcu. actually i do care in that i would like to be made un-aware of it.

map ca. 1890 (map), Friday, 19 March 2021 17:42 (three years ago) link

i actually want to have the film unmade.

"Salvation Army FUCK!" (Neanderthal), Friday, 19 March 2021 19:10 (three years ago) link

#unreleasethesnydercut

G.A.G.S. (Gophers Against Getting Stuffed) (forksclovetofu), Friday, 19 March 2021 19:58 (three years ago) link

#unrelease is a great word

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Friday, 19 March 2021 21:15 (three years ago) link

Acai bowls

Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 26 March 2021 16:18 (three years ago) link

lol I irrationally hate açaí bowls

brimstead, Friday, 26 March 2021 16:30 (three years ago) link

h8 superfood trends

John Cooper of Christian rock band Skillet (map), Friday, 26 March 2021 16:48 (three years ago) link

I don't have the passion of hate, just complete indifference. I'm not even sure what they are, honestly. Is it like POM juice or something? I imagine it's tart.

Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 26 March 2021 17:02 (three years ago) link

they taste like purple

G.A.G.S. (Gophers Against Getting Stuffed) (forksclovetofu), Friday, 26 March 2021 18:18 (three years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KTivUBQq_Tw

Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 26 March 2021 18:42 (three years ago) link

Endless futzing with unexceptional-sounding indie records like they were the Sistine Chapel ceiling.

Maresn3st, Thursday, 1 April 2021 22:00 (three years ago) link

Every generation needs its Steve Hoffman.

pomenitul, Thursday, 1 April 2021 22:03 (three years ago) link

conspiracy theories and cults

like i care about them inasmuch as they destroy people's lives and distort society but docs and podcasts about them aren't a part of my fucking media diet

mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Tuesday, 6 April 2021 15:03 (three years ago) link

i did watch seduced, it was well-made but i mostly wish i could shower it off of me

mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Tuesday, 6 April 2021 15:04 (three years ago) link

idk maybe my willful ignorance is bad but i just don't really want to talk about qanon or know anything about it ever

mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Tuesday, 6 April 2021 15:05 (three years ago) link

No you’re otm, it’s preposterous to even try to follow the outlines of conspiracy thinking if you’re not being rigorously academic about it. Infotainment about Q is like idk doing a roast of the protocols of the elders of Zion or something

Canon in Deez (silby), Tuesday, 6 April 2021 19:28 (three years ago) link

I’m not big into interviews where people like re-live traumatic memories on camera while pensive piano plays

brimstead, Tuesday, 6 April 2021 19:37 (three years ago) link

co-sign on conspiracy theories and cults. like how many times do you need to hear the same story over and over.

John Cooper of Christian rock band Skillet (map), Tuesday, 6 April 2021 19:42 (three years ago) link

Prince Philip

pomenitul, Friday, 9 April 2021 13:19 (three years ago) link

He doesn't care about you either

Condé Nasty (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 9 April 2021 19:50 (three years ago) link

not anymore!

I like signing up to dead sites (sleeve), Friday, 9 April 2021 19:51 (three years ago) link

You can't prove that.

pomenitul, Friday, 9 April 2021 19:54 (three years ago) link

I don't care much about the Prince but his cargo cult on Tanna is kinda rad:

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00444/news-graphics-2007-_444478a.jpg

Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 9 April 2021 20:00 (three years ago) link

Haredim

Condé Nasty (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 9 April 2021 20:39 (three years ago) link

I have heard way too much about prince phillip today, I wish he would just go away forever.

Bastard Lakes (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 9 April 2021 20:41 (three years ago) link

Tramp Stamps

john p. coltrane in hot pursuit (Matt #2), Thursday, 22 April 2021 13:43 (three years ago) link

nobody cares about Tramp Stamps, we are discussing how much we don't care across three threads now

Camaraderie at Arms Length, Thursday, 22 April 2021 13:45 (three years ago) link

might write and record a parody of I'm Too Sexy to show how little I care

I don't care about tramp stamps,
don't care about tramp stamps,
or if they're industry plants
I don't care about greta van fleet
don't care about greta von fleet
don't even listen to led zeppelin
I don't care about prince phillip

OK you get the idea

Camaraderie at Arms Length, Thursday, 22 April 2021 13:52 (three years ago) link

I don't care about the tramps
Don't care about the stamps
Shut up the fuck up gramps

john p. coltrane in hot pursuit (Matt #2), Thursday, 22 April 2021 14:37 (three years ago) link

Mookie Wilson

P-Zunit (Neanderthal), Thursday, 22 April 2021 18:09 (three years ago) link

Aw Mookie? But I take comfort in the fact that somewhere out there Mookie cares about dinosaurs and so somewhere they must be caring about him. And if they care about him then I can care about him.

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 22 April 2021 18:51 (three years ago) link

otm

mookieproof, Thursday, 22 April 2021 18:58 (three years ago) link

easy for you to say, you're completely mookieproof

Draymond is "Mr Dumpy" (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 22 April 2021 19:08 (three years ago) link

fair

mookieproof, Thursday, 22 April 2021 20:25 (three years ago) link

Only 95% efficacy though

P-Zunit (Neanderthal), Friday, 23 April 2021 00:36 (three years ago) link

foodstuff classification semantics

, Wednesday, 28 April 2021 19:08 (three years ago) link

"is a taco a sandwich" neither of these things are anything. shut up

, Wednesday, 28 April 2021 19:09 (three years ago) link

I would care more if it wasn't just crap junk food

A viking of frowns, (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 28 April 2021 19:13 (three years ago) link

Is Die Hard a Christmas sandwich?? Huh? PLEASE DEBATE

^that is def a personality type to avoid

Josefa, Wednesday, 28 April 2021 19:16 (three years ago) link

Nice bit of sub-ILXposting

Alba, Wednesday, 28 April 2021 19:22 (three years ago) link

that's most of the posts in this thread

, Wednesday, 28 April 2021 19:27 (three years ago) link

* (north american sports) drafts

***** mock drafts

************** 're-running' the drafts of previous years given all that has been learned since

mookieproof, Thursday, 29 April 2021 22:03 (three years ago) link

Amen to that.
And to foodstuff classification. Yes please tell me once again how a deep dish pizza should be called a casserole not a pizza, as if it fucking matters.

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 29 April 2021 22:59 (three years ago) link

ok *rolls up sleeves, pulls out flowchart*

80's hair metal , and good praise music ! (DJP), Friday, 30 April 2021 18:56 (three years ago) link

I hold with Ian Bogost’s metaphysics of Sandwich Monism, the core principle of which is that everything is a sandwich.

Clara Lemlich stan account (silby), Friday, 30 April 2021 20:15 (three years ago) link

GD, pretty sure most of the people opining on foodstuff classification don't actually think it matters. There's a difference between pretending to care, as an unserious piece of jovial banter, and caring.

Frumious Cumberbatch (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 30 April 2021 20:16 (three years ago) link

I care deeply about destroying western society’s addiction to boundary-drawing ontological discourse, since it stands in the way of queer liberation

Clara Lemlich stan account (silby), Friday, 30 April 2021 20:18 (three years ago) link

Just like every cop is a criminal
And all the sandwiches are soups

Frumious Cumberbatch (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 30 April 2021 20:19 (three years ago) link

Idk man ppl seem to be personally offended by the deep dish pizza thing in particular. But in general yes I agree, ymp.

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Friday, 30 April 2021 20:38 (three years ago) link

oral histories of "iconic" pop culture moments

"Gaspar? No way." (sleeve), Monday, 3 May 2021 23:28 (three years ago) link

You got that thing about the Office on your Firefox new tab too, didn't you? Reminds me to disable that.

maf you one two (maffew12), Monday, 3 May 2021 23:51 (three years ago) link

Ha, I just saw the same thing

Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 4 May 2021 00:19 (three years ago) link

Who the Republican "Conference Chair" is

cardio free europe (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 12 May 2021 13:40 (three years ago) link

anything to do with 'cheugy'

salsa shark, Sunday, 16 May 2021 00:03 (three years ago) link

Until he started trending on social media today I had no idea so many people gave a shit about Dick Van Dyke

Paul Ponzi, Sunday, 16 May 2021 19:51 (three years ago) link

Not even the Andy Kaufman connection?

Working in the POLL Mine (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 16 May 2021 20:55 (three years ago) link

I guess I wasn't aware there was one! Everything I know about him I know from Nick at Nite, oh and that Luther from Coach is his brother

Paul Ponzi, Sunday, 16 May 2021 22:57 (three years ago) link

bill and melinda gates

John Cooper of Christian rock band Skillet (map), Monday, 17 May 2021 00:59 (three years ago) link

Martin Bashir conning the people's princess.

Dan Worsley, Thursday, 20 May 2021 16:22 (three years ago) link

OTM.
its going to be proper blitz news story for the weekend.
classic dead cat.

mark e, Thursday, 20 May 2021 16:27 (three years ago) link

Mail/Telegraph will have a field day. Think I'll be avoiding papers even more than usual in next few days.

Dan Worsley, Thursday, 20 May 2021 16:45 (three years ago) link

"arrest this man for being a scummy shit unprofessional journalist" wouldn't be a good precedent to set for the UK fourth estate. But also the who gives a flying fuck quotient is up in orbit.

calzino, Thursday, 20 May 2021 21:42 (three years ago) link

Some ambitious little shitbag of journalist getting one over on a gormless chinless wonder from the British ruling class, what's the problem?

Are Animated Dads Getting Hotter? (Tom D.), Friday, 21 May 2021 10:10 (three years ago) link

How much you earn. Ban money.

xyzzzz__, Friday, 21 May 2021 10:21 (three years ago) link

Yes, that's one of the things in life that I have least interest in.

Are Animated Dads Getting Hotter? (Tom D.), Friday, 21 May 2021 10:25 (three years ago) link

You think you can keep on going living like a king
Oohh babe, but I strongly doubt it

Feta Van Cheese (Neanderthal), Friday, 21 May 2021 13:49 (three years ago) link

I would like to offer some friendly perspective to William and Harry and say: chill out lads, you'd think someone had got murdered the way you two are going on.

calzino, Friday, 21 May 2021 14:28 (three years ago) link

So sick of seeing Diana's face on TV, with those big puppy dog eyes staring so beseechingly at the monster Bashir.

Are Animated Dads Getting Hotter? (Tom D.), Saturday, 22 May 2021 10:03 (three years ago) link

Dying

Clara Lemlich stan account (silby), Saturday, 22 May 2021 15:12 (three years ago) link

that’s the greatest thing I’ve ever seen

brimstead, Saturday, 22 May 2021 16:04 (three years ago) link

Stephen F, London

brimstead, Saturday, 22 May 2021 16:05 (three years ago) link

oh it’s not real. *sigh*

brimstead, Saturday, 22 May 2021 16:05 (three years ago) link

when Viz is funny it really is funny.

calzino, Saturday, 22 May 2021 16:08 (three years ago) link

That was pretty funny; unfortunately, as a result, I, an American, now know who Jade Goody was.

but also fuck you (unperson), Sunday, 23 May 2021 00:01 (three years ago) link

Wait till you find out who Max Clifford was!

MLM disaster unfolding in East London Tech City (Matt #2), Sunday, 23 May 2021 00:49 (three years ago) link

'cheeky bunny'

mookieproof, Sunday, 23 May 2021 01:29 (three years ago) link

Whoever Bo Burnham is and whatever his schtick is. I certainly won't be finding out.

calzino, Wednesday, 2 June 2021 09:40 (three years ago) link

Is it Andy Burnham's labrador retriever?

Are Animated Dads Getting Hotter? (Tom D.), Wednesday, 2 June 2021 09:42 (three years ago) link

he's some kind of youtube/netflix phenomena that the Graun gave a five star review to and about 99% less interesting to me than Andy's Labbie!

calzino, Wednesday, 2 June 2021 09:45 (three years ago) link

Kids in my school recommend him all the time. I tried one of his specials and quit, exhausted, after about 15 minutes.

Vanishing Point (Chinaski), Wednesday, 2 June 2021 10:37 (three years ago) link

Olivia Rodrigo

pomenitul, Thursday, 3 June 2021 15:32 (three years ago) link

ha I knew it

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 3 June 2021 15:33 (three years ago) link

Olivia Rodrigo Disney products

but also fuck you (unperson), Thursday, 3 June 2021 15:35 (three years ago) link

who the f&ck is naomi wolfe ?

mark e, Saturday, 5 June 2021 18:46 (three years ago) link

edit : wolf, not wolfe.

mark e, Saturday, 5 June 2021 18:47 (three years ago) link

lol this thread sucks so much, so consistently. For years now. You almost have to respect it

The 💨 that shook the barlow (wins), Saturday, 5 June 2021 19:00 (three years ago) link

congratz for caring wins

groovemaaan, Saturday, 5 June 2021 19:07 (three years ago) link

I guess I've been on this beat for a while now:

well yeah this is the thread where we pointlessly list trending topics

― offshore syntax maven (wins), Friday, February 12, 2016 8:05 PM (five years ago) bookmarkflaglink

But you all must know that there are scripts that do this already right. Why not buy a tshirt that says you don't know who paris hilton is or whatever, scratch that 00s not even owning a TV itch

The 💨 that shook the barlow (wins), Saturday, 5 June 2021 19:36 (three years ago) link

Have you tried just not caring, like the rest of us cynics?

pomenitul, Saturday, 5 June 2021 20:29 (three years ago) link

I certainly don't try hard enough at it to be typing about it all the time

The 💨 that shook the barlow (wins), Saturday, 5 June 2021 21:08 (three years ago) link

one of my “great” skills is predicting what the revives of this thread will be about

brimstead, Saturday, 5 June 2021 22:51 (three years ago) link

Based just on current events, or including who is reviving it?

Halfway there but for you, Saturday, 5 June 2021 22:54 (three years ago) link

Surprised no one's said 'the politics of Claire Elise Boucher' yet.

pomenitul, Saturday, 5 June 2021 22:55 (three years ago) link

65

Eschew things thirty two times before swallowing them (darraghmac), Saturday, 5 June 2021 23:02 (three years ago) link

No one has been that specific but Grimes has been mentioned on this thread like ten times

rob, Saturday, 5 June 2021 23:09 (three years ago) link

All the more reason to take it to 11 and beyond.

pomenitul, Saturday, 5 June 2021 23:15 (three years ago) link

Based just on current events, or including who is reviving it?


yeah current events or whatever ppl are talking about a lot on ile

brimstead, Saturday, 5 June 2021 23:18 (three years ago) link

Again. A bot could do this

The 💨 that shook the barlow (wins), Saturday, 5 June 2021 23:27 (three years ago) link

yeah I must say I don’t really get it

brimstead, Saturday, 5 June 2021 23:33 (three years ago) link

66

Eschew things thirty two times before swallowing them (darraghmac), Sunday, 6 June 2021 00:10 (three years ago) link

Bots that write ilx posts

, Sunday, 6 June 2021 00:12 (three years ago) link

it's actually 38478, i believe

Karl Malone, Sunday, 6 June 2021 00:14 (three years ago) link

96 farts

calzino, Sunday, 6 June 2021 00:24 (three years ago) link

Question Shart and the Stinksterians

Feta Van Cheese (Neanderthal), Sunday, 6 June 2021 01:13 (three years ago) link

i for one am shocked at the posts on this FAAAAAAAAART

Lage Lage Lage Shooting (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 6 June 2021 01:15 (three years ago) link

Wins, if you’re worried an ILX thread may be a tad pointless then I have some bad news for you.

Tsar Bombadil (James Morrison), Sunday, 6 June 2021 23:56 (three years ago) link

one month passes...

Reactions of persons sitting in the players' box after every point in a tennis match.

Tubesocks Secure (punning display), Friday, 9 July 2021 16:35 (two years ago) link

tennis matches

Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 9 July 2021 16:37 (two years ago) link

Tennis on the radio is a bit like a car chase in a book. Tennis on the internet is a whole other world of detachment.

Vanishing Point (Chinaski), Friday, 9 July 2021 16:42 (two years ago) link

Fuck Kanye. Get this fucker out of my face forever

Dan I., Friday, 23 July 2021 03:03 (two years ago) link

Meta-commentary and critiques of the quality or direction of threads/posts

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Friday, 23 July 2021 04:35 (two years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Just kill the alpaca already

Believe me, grow a lemon tree. (ledge), Sunday, 8 August 2021 20:09 (two years ago) link

one benefit of exterminating the alpaca is that it will upset some tory celeb arseholes

calzino, Monday, 9 August 2021 08:20 (two years ago) link

First I've herd of this

Tumbledown Duck (Noodle Vague), Monday, 9 August 2021 08:31 (two years ago) link

I've got no steak in this.

pomenitul, Monday, 9 August 2021 08:47 (two years ago) link

My partner is friends with the alpaca’s owner, has worked with her often, and holds her in high esteem, so I have a scraping of skin in the Geronimo game, Stanley Johnson notwithstanding. Otherwise, yeah, it’d be “Blackie The Donkey” territory.

mike t-diva, Monday, 9 August 2021 08:48 (two years ago) link

The Olympics

fix up luke shawp (darraghmac), Monday, 9 August 2021 09:08 (two years ago) link

I feel like there should be a failure Olympics for lazy people who are too clumsy and unfit to be any good at athletics. And if they win any medals they publicly reject them and go on sweary drunken rants about how shit their country is!

calzino, Monday, 9 August 2021 10:37 (two years ago) link

you're describing politics

wearing more than one pair of pants in a week

making splashes at Dan Flashes (Neanderthal), Monday, 9 August 2021 13:51 (two years ago) link

You understand how that immediately reads to us Brits

the people of dorchester are marching upon us (Matt #2), Monday, 9 August 2021 14:18 (two years ago) link

haha!

making splashes at Dan Flashes (Neanderthal), Monday, 9 August 2021 14:22 (two years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Onlyfans, people who use Onlyfans, people who do gross shit on Onlyfans and can't get paid enough, all that nonsense

Tsar Bombadil (James Morrison), Thursday, 26 August 2021 03:07 (two years ago) link

Kanye West

pomenitul, Sunday, 29 August 2021 16:41 (two years ago) link

Pen Farthing and his f*cking animals.

mark e, Sunday, 29 August 2021 16:53 (two years ago) link

covidiots

beard papa, Sunday, 29 August 2021 19:03 (two years ago) link

plagiarism

Linda and Jodie Rocco (map), Tuesday, 31 August 2021 19:13 (two years ago) link

What counts as a "song"

fc_TEFH28mo (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 3 September 2021 13:07 (two years ago) link

I have this same anxiety with "tracks" vs "songs"

Mr. Cacciatore (Moodles), Friday, 3 September 2021 20:21 (two years ago) link

It's one of those things where I think we should just all agree on one word and then move on

fc_TEFH28mo (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 3 September 2021 20:27 (two years ago) link

music thingy

Mr. Cacciatore (Moodles), Friday, 3 September 2021 20:28 (two years ago) link

whole conversation on the wrong thread, but YOLO

Mr. Cacciatore (Moodles), Friday, 3 September 2021 20:29 (two years ago) link

I remember these stuffy pedants in the theatre community who would SCREAM "original cast recording" whenever someone referred to a cast recording as a "soundtrack".

yes, they weren't wrong, but they were joyless fucks, and I kind of wanted to screw with them a few times and say 'IT'S NOT THE ORIGINAL CAST RECORDING, IT'S THE LONDON REVIVAL, YOU PEDANTIC SWIMMING POOL OF SHIT"

Duke Detain (Neanderthal), Friday, 3 September 2021 20:34 (two years ago) link

I feel like 'tracks' connotes recorded numbers, whereas a song can be sung around a campfire or on the stage

Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 3 September 2021 20:52 (two years ago) link

Then what's a record

, Friday, 3 September 2021 20:58 (two years ago) link

tracks = mixing tools / techno loops / general fodder for a bigger set of music imo

(the one with 3 L's) (Willl), Friday, 3 September 2021 21:01 (two years ago) link

I remember these stuffy pedants in the theatre community who would SCREAM "original cast recording" whenever someone referred to a cast recording as a "soundtrack".

― Duke Detain (Neanderthal), Friday, September 3, 2021 1:34 PM (yesterday)

Stuffy pedants otm

Clara Lemlich stan account (silby), Sunday, 5 September 2021 06:39 (two years ago) link

The Met Gala

Sam Weller, Tuesday, 14 September 2021 12:16 (two years ago) link

I'd never really been aware of it until this morning and now I'd say bolt the doors and chuck a grenade in there

calzino, Tuesday, 14 September 2021 12:28 (two years ago) link

What's a "lewks"? It's something that happens at the Met Gala, according to twitter.

peace, man, Tuesday, 14 September 2021 14:24 (two years ago) link

The Met Gala

think “Gypsy-Pixie” and misspelled. (We are a white family.) (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 15 September 2021 00:36 (two years ago) link

Anything I'm demanded to "unmute!"

pplains, Wednesday, 15 September 2021 01:25 (two years ago) link

Drake

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 15 September 2021 03:50 (two years ago) link

is it like some twee spelling of “looks”?

assert (matttkkkk), Wednesday, 15 September 2021 04:40 (two years ago) link

no he's a rapper

, Wednesday, 15 September 2021 04:59 (two years ago) link

Nicki Minaj and her tweets.

How does Spock's brain come into this? (Tom D.), Wednesday, 15 September 2021 07:48 (two years ago) link

cabinet reshuffles

Sorry, but that is how I feel (Ste), Wednesday, 15 September 2021 19:43 (two years ago) link

Energy firms set up by money-grabbing public school Tory scumbags going bust.

Are You Still in Love With Me, Klas-Göran? (Tom D.), Tuesday, 21 September 2021 07:09 (two years ago) link

I've had literally hundreds of aggressively rude door to door sales reps trying get me to switch to one of these fuckers for nigh on 15 years now. Usually their parting shot was a variation of "you carry on being ripped off then" lol

calzino, Tuesday, 21 September 2021 07:26 (two years ago) link

It's probably been mentioned in this thread before, but my god: fantasy football

― Dan I., Wednesday, September 27, 2017

I've gone to two bars recently (after a year and a half of avoiding social spaces), and both times was buttonholed by twentysomethings droning on about cryptocurrency. I realized that when that happens I feel the same type of excrutiatingly intense boredom as when people discuss fantasy football. I can't muster even the slightest interest.

Sam Weller, Monday, 4 October 2021 12:29 (two years ago) link

fantasy football has a much lower carbon footprint, so would class as "dull" rather than "dull + evil"

I kind of envy the rotisserie league people’s knowledge of players across the league. With baseball I’m parochial - I’ve got my team, and I know their division rivals pretty well, and after that it starts getting hazy. But some fantasy people take it so far that the results of the games are basically meaningless for them. The narratives of actual teams and their fortunes fade into background noise. For me the teams are the whole point!

Tracer Hand, Monday, 4 October 2021 12:39 (two years ago) link

I'm always been asked to join the work's fantasy football league but I've spent years resisting getting sucked in to the maw of the English Premier League and that's not going to change now.

last time I was invited I carefully researched players who were being transferred out of the PL, and bought them before they were deleted from the available roster, managed to field a single team for the entire year and not get any points.

Well I have a strong interest in football, but listening to people explain who they started that week and how many points they earned? Meaningless.

Sam Weller, Monday, 4 October 2021 12:48 (two years ago) link

It's just pokemon for adults

☑️

Tracer Hand, Monday, 4 October 2021 12:51 (two years ago) link

The new Bond film. Who should play Bond in the next Bond film. Any Bond film. "The books though, are so much better than the films." Bond.

fetter, Monday, 4 October 2021 12:53 (two years ago) link

I like some Bond films but, apart from that, OTM.

I like Michael Bond

It's just pokemon for adults

― edited to reflect developments which occurred (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, October 4, 2021 7:50 AM

I have never had to drive to a cemetery to find Darren Sproles.

pplains, Monday, 4 October 2021 14:22 (two years ago) link

Well who knows what the future holds?

Had no idea Darren sproled tbh.

not sure what's wrong with pokemon for adults, except for the CTE of course.

When Young Sheldon began to rap (forksclovetofu), Monday, 4 October 2021 14:40 (two years ago) link

obese bears

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 6 October 2021 23:39 (two years ago) link

I’m choosing to read that as a verdict on Pokémon for adults.

Alba, Friday, 8 October 2021 02:07 (two years ago) link

Nobel prizes, unless they come clean and start paying the winners in sticks of dynamite.

starship blooper (Matt #2), Friday, 8 October 2021 09:16 (two years ago) link

all bond movies are bad, there isn't a framing that gets you out of this

― mark s, Monday, 13 November 2017 17:03 (three years ago) bookmarkflaglink

the first book has an all-time opening sentence and on like page 5 it says "bond smoked the 70th cigarette of the day" but it's downhill from there

mark s, Friday, 8 October 2021 09:31 (two years ago) link

Halsey and her ludicrous softcore autoerotica

Tsar Bombadil (James Morrison), Saturday, 9 October 2021 01:44 (two years ago) link

literary clusterfucks

Linda and Jodie Rocco (map), Saturday, 9 October 2021 21:39 (two years ago) link

Saturday Night Live
mainstream literary fiction
Football (American)

I'm a sovereign jazz citizen (the table is the table), Sunday, 10 October 2021 22:19 (two years ago) link

I think someone telling me about a tattoo they want to get and will pay for with bitcoin which depicts a fantasy football draft would make me spontaneously combust from boredom

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Sunday, 10 October 2021 22:26 (two years ago) link

I gave up on Fantasy Football after last season, I auto-drafted, and I bailed after a few weeks due to reasons, and never set my lineup once or even knew who was on my team, and finished 10-4 and made the playoffs.

Gardyloominati (Neanderthal), Sunday, 10 October 2021 23:11 (two years ago) link

Corporate ethics of Facebook.

Alba, Sunday, 17 October 2021 20:39 (two years ago) link

I don't know if there's an ILM version of this thread, but:

beabadoobee

I'm a sovereign jizz citizen (the table is the table), Sunday, 17 October 2021 21:24 (two years ago) link

Who is expecting you to care about her?

jaymc, Monday, 18 October 2021 01:06 (two years ago) link

heard someone doesn't care about beabadoobee???

, Monday, 18 October 2021 01:21 (two years ago) link

REGULATORS

When Young Sheldon began to rap (forksclovetofu), Monday, 18 October 2021 17:21 (two years ago) link

Mount up

Gardyloominati (Neanderthal), Monday, 18 October 2021 17:26 (two years ago) link

What Gen Zers find funny about Millennials

Alba, Monday, 1 November 2021 13:18 (two years ago) link

What various factions of the UK left commentariat think about Insulate Britain's protest tactics

calzino, Monday, 1 November 2021 13:29 (two years ago) link

Rae Dunn

Kim, Monday, 1 November 2021 13:38 (two years ago) link

and Dr Oz.

Kim, Monday, 1 November 2021 14:44 (two years ago) link

the art installation called "meow wolf" in las vegas and pictures of it

Linda and Jodie Rocco (map), Monday, 1 November 2021 15:30 (two years ago) link

will admit to wanting to go to this

Muad'Doob (Moodles), Monday, 1 November 2021 15:31 (two years ago) link

Glastonbury's cheaper surely

Tracer Hand, Monday, 1 November 2021 15:33 (two years ago) link

for me it would be both much more expensive and much more unpleasant

Muad'Doob (Moodles), Monday, 1 November 2021 15:35 (two years ago) link

my hair style, but maybe I should?

Chicks and Ducks and Geese better scurry (Ste), Monday, 1 November 2021 15:40 (two years ago) link

Would have to see it first.

Des Weerelds Dool-om-berg ont-doold op Dool-in-bergh (Tom D.), Monday, 1 November 2021 15:41 (two years ago) link

just picture a guy who just does not care about his hair style

Chicks and Ducks and Geese better scurry (Ste), Monday, 1 November 2021 15:56 (two years ago) link

Which side of the bed I sleep on.

Alba, Monday, 1 November 2021 20:10 (two years ago) link

I feel like this would get confusing if more than one person is sharing a bed

Muad'Doob (Moodles), Monday, 1 November 2021 20:37 (two years ago) link

I don’t think my wife minds much either!

Alba, Monday, 1 November 2021 20:54 (two years ago) link

every night a surprise

Muad'Doob (Moodles), Monday, 1 November 2021 21:12 (two years ago) link

For side sleepers with a preferred side (like myself), it would make a difference re: snoring vs spooning

Andy the Grasshopper, Monday, 1 November 2021 21:39 (two years ago) link

Sometimes you just want to stare at a blank wall and ponder the meaningless of existence

Andy the Grasshopper, Monday, 1 November 2021 21:40 (two years ago) link

OK, Greg Dulli.

pplains, Monday, 1 November 2021 21:56 (two years ago) link

I’m generally a side sleeper but I fear always sleeping on the same side will eventually take its toll on my organs or something.

Alba, Monday, 1 November 2021 21:57 (two years ago) link

You do need to rotate and flip regularly - you are doing this? You are putting your head at the other end every two weeks, right???

Tracer Hand, Monday, 1 November 2021 23:46 (two years ago) link

Look I mean if you're not then... I'm sure it's fine, but..

Tracer Hand, Monday, 1 November 2021 23:47 (two years ago) link

I try to sleep on my left side, but it never works.. gotta be on the right. I think it does affect my sideburn growth, which is uneven

Andy the Grasshopper, Monday, 1 November 2021 23:48 (two years ago) link

i like sleeping on my side but I have this thing called GERD which means twice in the last week I've woken up choking on regurgitated bits and having to clear my throat.

on my back with inclined head it is.

the utility infielder of theatre (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 2 November 2021 00:01 (two years ago) link

GERD sucks, I'm sorry. I don't have it as much as I used to for some reason, but I actually had a couple flare-ups this year. Total not fun to wake up to a throatful of hot bile.

peace, man, Tuesday, 2 November 2021 11:54 (two years ago) link

I think I've started with it this year, yeah not pleasant

Chicks and Ducks and Geese better scurry (Ste), Tuesday, 2 November 2021 11:55 (two years ago) link

I need to have another endoscopy tbh. goal for the new year

the utility infielder of theatre (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 2 November 2021 12:40 (two years ago) link

I just didn't care about sleeping position until I broke two ribs a month ago and now dreaming about the magical day when I can sleep on my side again occupies a significant amount of my time.

joygoat, Tuesday, 2 November 2021 13:55 (two years ago) link

I sleep on my left side most comfortably because (a.) it allows my descending colon to descend and not vice versa and (b) I dunno, my heart isn't as suspended as high like that.

Nonetheless, similar to Andy, I run into a huge empty patch on my left cheek whenever I try to grow a beard.

pplains, Tuesday, 2 November 2021 13:59 (two years ago) link

I used to be a side sleeper but a few years ago I started sleeping on my back, arms folded over my chest like a vampire. Don't know what - if anything in particular - sparked the change, but I find it very comfortable.

but also fuck you (unperson), Tuesday, 2 November 2021 14:06 (two years ago) link

I fall asleep quicker on my back, but it invokes me to snore more (i think). I'm comfier on the side, and yeah will flip constantly.

Chicks and Ducks and Geese better scurry (Ste), Tuesday, 2 November 2021 14:10 (two years ago) link

Had GERD for a bit a few years ago. Same unpleasant late night near-vomit wake-ups and weird chest feelings that had me worried about heart troubles. Went away quickly once my doctor prescribed Dexilant.

the body of a spider... (scampering alpaca), Tuesday, 2 November 2021 14:12 (two years ago) link

I was very much a stomach sleeper, but obviously with a colostomy I can't really sleep on my stomach, so I've had to get used to sleeping on my side or back and I FUCKING HATE IT. I never had trouble sleeping until this, tbh— now it's a miracle if I make it through the night. I miss sleeping on my stomach so much.

I'm a sovereign jizz citizen (the table is the table), Tuesday, 2 November 2021 19:55 (two years ago) link

Sex. It's just not as good as quadruple dropping MDMA on 10 tabs of lsd. No idea why people love it so much. you just make some silly noises like you're a strangled puppy and then its all over. Orgies I guess are more interesting because everyone sounds like strangled puppies, but that's why they should play Derek Bailey, Han dennunc and Peter Brotzmann at swinger parties.

RobbiePires, Thursday, 4 November 2021 09:56 (two years ago) link

Oh good, you’re in this thread too.

Tsar Bombadil (James Morrison), Friday, 5 November 2021 06:09 (two years ago) link

I move around a lot in my sleep if I'm alone and wake up with the blankets strangling me or in a position that's fucking up my shoulder or neck so I've started sleeping on my couch 2/3 of the time. For whatever reason I sleep like a log on couches and don't move at all.

papal hotwife (milo z), Friday, 5 November 2021 06:16 (two years ago) link

fireworks

Chicks and Ducks and Geese better scurry (Ste), Friday, 5 November 2021 15:08 (two years ago) link

my end of year review

nashwan, Friday, 5 November 2021 20:29 (two years ago) link


Oh good, you’re in this thread too.
― Tsar Bombadil (James Morrison), Friday, 5 November 2021

hilarius you don't know who Robbie Pires is though isn't it. You've been had.

RobbiePires, Saturday, 6 November 2021 01:19 (two years ago) link

ever get the feeling you've been cheated?

Muad'Doob (Moodles), Saturday, 6 November 2021 01:24 (two years ago) link


ever get the feeling you've been cheated?
― Muad'Doob (Moodles), Saturday, 6 November 2021

never, because I agree with Simon Frith that punk was ultimately petit-bourgeois, the moral conscience of prog, the cutting away of excesses for true moral art. This is why Alexander O'neill (in spite of himself) expresses more proletarian fury than Johnny Rotten ever could.

toxic psycho "gifted child" asshole (RobbiePires), Saturday, 6 November 2021 01:26 (two years ago) link

mods, could someone take care of this leak in ilm's colostomy bag?

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Saturday, 6 November 2021 01:29 (two years ago) link

is this cousin larry

Cool Im An Situation (Neanderthal), Saturday, 6 November 2021 01:46 (two years ago) link

The dn Robbie Pires suggests a Britisher.

Des Weerelds Dool-om-berg ont-doold op Dool-in-bergh (Tom D.), Saturday, 6 November 2021 01:53 (two years ago) link

Could this be Left?

Des Weerelds Dool-om-berg ont-doold op Dool-in-bergh (Tom D.), Saturday, 6 November 2021 01:59 (two years ago) link

no it's not left hon

Linda and Jodie Rocco (map), Saturday, 6 November 2021 02:03 (two years ago) link

it's the m4riss4 m4rch4nt of dance music

Linda and Jodie Rocco (map), Saturday, 6 November 2021 02:05 (two years ago) link

honned in a robbie pires boeuf

mookieproof, Saturday, 6 November 2021 02:08 (two years ago) link


mods, could someone take care of this leak in ilm's colostomy bag?
― more difficult than I look (Aimless), Saturday, 6 November 2021

Quoted for my grandkids.

toxic psycho "gifted child" asshole (RobbiePires), Saturday, 6 November 2021 02:29 (two years ago) link

Banksy and all Banksy related information

When Young Sheldon began to rap (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 6 November 2021 05:30 (two years ago) link

What if it turns out he's the guy from Massive Attack?

papal hotwife (milo z), Saturday, 6 November 2021 05:52 (two years ago) link

then i will append that statement with "except for his work with Massive Attack" but until such time i stand by it

When Young Sheldon began to rap (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 6 November 2021 06:07 (two years ago) link

I do not care about pottery of any sort

Urbandn hope all ye who enter here (dog latin), Sunday, 7 November 2021 17:52 (two years ago) link

i don't care who robbie pires is

akm, Sunday, 7 November 2021 17:58 (two years ago) link

Thought he was a midfielder for Arsenal tbh

papal hotwife (milo z), Sunday, 7 November 2021 17:59 (two years ago) link

People's sports bets

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Sunday, 7 November 2021 19:47 (two years ago) link

Midfielders for Arsenal.

Des Weerelds Dool-om-berg ont-doold op Dool-in-bergh (Tom D.), Sunday, 7 November 2021 19:51 (two years ago) link

Midfielders for

it isn't even a Fraktion (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 7 November 2021 19:52 (two years ago) link

I do care a lot more than I ought to about Emile Smith Rowe. It brightens my mood every time I see he's scored again.

calzino, Sunday, 7 November 2021 20:03 (two years ago) link

I do not care about pottery of any sort
― Urbandn hope all ye who enter here (dog latin)

http://images.complex.com/complex/image/upload/t_in_content_image/giphy%20%2895%29_o7c03f.gif

When Young Sheldon began to rap (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 7 November 2021 21:29 (two years ago) link

lol

Des Weerelds Dool-om-berg ont-doold op Dool-in-bergh (Tom D.), Sunday, 7 November 2021 23:00 (two years ago) link

I care about you tho forks!

Urbandn hope all ye who enter here (dog latin), Sunday, 7 November 2021 23:04 (two years ago) link


Thought he was a midfielder for Arsenal tbh
― papal hotwife (milo z), Sunday, 7 November 2021

Finally.

toxic psycho "gifted child" asshole (RobbiePires), Sunday, 7 November 2021 23:56 (two years ago) link


I do care a lot more than I ought to about Emile Smith Rowe. It brightens my mood every time I see he's scored again.
― calzino, Sunday, 7 November 2021

He's the goat, great lad.

toxic psycho "gifted child" asshole (RobbiePires), Sunday, 7 November 2021 23:56 (two years ago) link

my club apparently paid a million to Arsenal for a season long ESR loan and even though he was still a work in progress at that point it was worth every penny.

calzino, Monday, 8 November 2021 00:05 (two years ago) link

^ this is a metaphor for the reaction of pottery to recent posts in this thread

gin and catatonic (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 8 November 2021 00:40 (two years ago) link

what the fuck, Robbie Peres was an actual Arsenal player?! That was just a random combo of words because I had Liverpool on the DVR.

papal hotwife (milo z), Monday, 8 November 2021 01:19 (two years ago) link

the vinyl pressing plant backup

i like a great many people who are worried about it, but to me it's as if there were an eight-track factory disaster

are you making music or are you making artifacts

(not that i don't want musicians to get paid, of course)

mookieproof, Monday, 8 November 2021 02:53 (two years ago) link

(all love doglatin but we need to get you in a handbuilding class or something!)

When Young Sheldon began to rap (forksclovetofu), Monday, 8 November 2021 17:01 (two years ago) link

Banksy and all Banksy related information

― When Young Sheldon began to rap (forksclovetofu), Saturday, November 6, 2021 1:30 AM (two days ago) bookmarkflaglink

my god, same

Evan, Monday, 8 November 2021 17:07 (two years ago) link

Is Robbie P the bizarre saer or something?

Urbandn hope all ye who enter here (dog latin), Monday, 15 November 2021 00:33 (two years ago) link

COP26

calzino, Monday, 15 November 2021 00:50 (two years ago) link

OTM26

Eats like Elvis, shits like De Niro (Tom D.), Monday, 15 November 2021 09:36 (two years ago) link

How food and drink products cross the border from GB to Northern Ireland. No more crappy maps/diagrams and articles please on why it’s the most significant issue in which the future of the UK or even Europe depends.

Luna Schlosser, Monday, 15 November 2021 10:11 (two years ago) link

hmm

fix up luke shawp (darraghmac), Monday, 15 November 2021 10:36 (two years ago) link

COP26 is one thing that ppl were not caring about that much. People were v resigned to it being a failure. And it's called cop, so yeah shrugs

xyzzzz__, Monday, 15 November 2021 10:40 (two years ago) link

COP26 made me late for everything the past fortnight, even when I gave myself increasingly extra time to get anywhere. People in Glasgow trying to pretend it's exciting, as if you were going to wander into the pub and find Joe Biden sitting there having a chat about carbon emissions.

boxedjoy, Monday, 15 November 2021 10:50 (two years ago) link

hmm

Also, some of the maps and diagrams are barely recognisable, showing the most fragmentary knowledge of the UK and RoI.

Not sure why news providers don’t have better cartographical capabilities.

Luna Schlosser, Monday, 15 November 2021 12:00 (two years ago) link

Bagels

namaste darkness my old friend (ledge), Friday, 19 November 2021 09:34 (two years ago) link

Beagles

When Smeato Met Moaty (Tom D.), Friday, 19 November 2021 10:28 (two years ago) link

The Times had an article yesterday on NI and Brexit and how it is affecting M&S deliveries: practically implying lack of access to M&S products is a new measure of humanitarian crisis. I'm beginning to care again- but more about how this issue is being played out in the media.

Luna Schlosser, Friday, 19 November 2021 11:15 (two years ago) link

Redemption arcs

procter and gamble and huff (Matt #2), Thursday, 25 November 2021 10:45 (two years ago) link

Character arcs generally

fix up luke shawp (darraghmac), Thursday, 25 November 2021 12:45 (two years ago) link

kevin hart

When Young Sheldon began to rap (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 25 November 2021 17:17 (two years ago) link

people burning books

Nedlene Grendel as Basenji Holmo (map), Thursday, 25 November 2021 20:26 (two years ago) link

they don't burn enough authors these days

calzino, Thursday, 25 November 2021 20:54 (two years ago) link

lol

Nedlene Grendel as Basenji Holmo (map), Thursday, 25 November 2021 21:52 (two years ago) link

Whameggedon

Cool Im An Situation (Neanderthal), Sunday, 28 November 2021 15:07 (two years ago) link

Two more cases of Omicron identified, both linked to travel to Southern Africa. One in Camden, other in Wandsworth. U.K. total 11

— Jane Merrick (@janemerrick23) November 29, 2021

xyzzzz__, Monday, 29 November 2021 16:04 (two years ago) link

Really, really don't care

xyzzzz__, Monday, 29 November 2021 16:05 (two years ago) link

how people heat water

Jeremy Ironist (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 10 December 2021 20:57 (two years ago) link

The Epstein/Maxwell/etc trial and conspiracies, mostly because I think to myself, "A bunch of rich and powerful people are sex pests? what else is new, I don't have time for this"

we need outrage! we need dicks!! (the table is the table), Friday, 10 December 2021 21:49 (two years ago) link

christmas decorations of the rich and powerful

adam t. (abanana), Tuesday, 14 December 2021 01:32 (two years ago) link

awww that's a good show

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 14 December 2021 01:49 (two years ago) link

the time person of the year award

, Tuesday, 14 December 2021 03:06 (two years ago) link

Yep

fix up luke shawp (darraghmac), Tuesday, 14 December 2021 03:59 (two years ago) link

baseball statistical records

When Young Sheldon began to rap (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 14 December 2021 04:03 (two years ago) link

I couldn't give a toss about what somebody else dreamt about last night. Yeah, I'm sure it was amazing and surreal. Keep that nonsense to yourself.

henry s, Tuesday, 14 December 2021 13:03 (two years ago) link

Anything mark gatiss has ever been involved in

fix up luke shawp (darraghmac), Tuesday, 14 December 2021 13:18 (two years ago) link

The golden globes. And all other awards shows.

tobo73, Tuesday, 14 December 2021 13:40 (two years ago) link

The Matrix. I know this franchise means a lot to a lot of people, so please know that I mean no harm. I saw the first film on opening night, was bored stiff, and have never looked back.

Les hommes de bonbons (cryptosicko), Sunday, 19 December 2021 03:43 (two years ago) link

whatever the new show is everyone is talking about, currently Succession

alpine static, Sunday, 19 December 2021 07:28 (two years ago) link

^ currently the Beatles thing

i don't do Spotify or Netflix so all these things just pass me by

(it's mostly a bandwidth thing, both bytes and time)

koogs, Sunday, 19 December 2021 07:35 (two years ago) link

I haven't used Spotify or Netflix before. I am afraid of my phone and mostly try to ignore it. (I am sorry if my comment on the BIRDS thread was totally irrelevant.)

youn, Sunday, 19 December 2021 08:17 (two years ago) link

I think I don't care about what people don't care about but I'm worried that might open some kind of portal to another dimension where everything is controps or something

let's make lunch and listen to five finger death punch (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 19 December 2021 08:19 (two years ago) link

I think I don't care about what people don't think I don't care about but mostly I try to ignore it.

youn, Sunday, 19 December 2021 08:29 (two years ago) link

children's tv released after i was a child
dgaf about what garbage was on disney channel in the 00s

adam t. (abanana), Sunday, 19 December 2021 12:57 (two years ago) link

it's always odd how narrow the bands for this are - my brother is two years younger than me and his memories are different from mine (he-man was never a thing for me, for instance)

koogs, Sunday, 19 December 2021 13:05 (two years ago) link

there is one answer in this thread that is particularly unlikeable, but we are to keep that kind of thing to ourselves, right?

alpine static, Tuesday, 21 December 2021 18:28 (two years ago) link

The Rat Pack.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 21 December 2021 21:37 (two years ago) link

there are two Rat Packs... the original Bogart/Bacall/David Niven one, and then those laddish Las Vegas drunks and that's likely who you're referring to

Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 21 December 2021 21:59 (two years ago) link

yeah

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 21 December 2021 22:35 (two years ago) link

There's that rave act that did Searchin' For My Rizla. I care about that

Urbandn hope all ye who enter here (dog latin), Tuesday, 21 December 2021 23:01 (two years ago) link

(I'm not sure if I'm afraid of Apple or my phone. The part that is definitely the phone is how it has become an extension of oneself. I am also afraid of how Facebook seems to have invented or marketed all of the programming languages that developers want to learn and use. I think it has been a decade since I stopped buyig from Amazon, but I still need to use AWS at work and probably indirectly at home.)

youn, Wednesday, 22 December 2021 02:30 (two years ago) link

whether die hard is a christmas movie or not. every year with this.

fits along with "how do you pronounce gif" and "should the toilet paper roll go over or under" where people online act like it's a big debate but only those on one side of the debate (yes/hard g/over) care to talk about it at all. and they will yell about it like their life depends on it.

, Saturday, 25 December 2021 09:17 (two years ago) link

Yeah I have Die Hard muted on Twitter for this reason. It’s hard to believe anyone actually cares; it’s just an artefact of social media loneliness I think.

Alba, Saturday, 25 December 2021 11:37 (two years ago) link

also all that A Serbian Film/Irreversible/Come and See/Human Centipede "is a christmas movie" type hilarity wasn't really that funny the first time.

calzino, Saturday, 25 December 2021 12:01 (two years ago) link

tbf memes are only funny* once they begin to enrage innocent bystanders

*good not bad

mark s, Saturday, 25 December 2021 12:13 (two years ago) link

I didn't see the Die Hard meme much this year on twitter.

xyzzzz__, Saturday, 25 December 2021 12:15 (two years ago) link

Maybe it's been overtaken by covid news so it's impossible to know whether etc.

xyzzzz__, Saturday, 25 December 2021 12:16 (two years ago) link

Life of Crime 1984-2020 is a christmas movie

calzino, Saturday, 25 December 2021 12:21 (two years ago) link

I didn't see the Die Hard meme much this year on twitter.


It seems to have peaked in Google queries

https://trends.google.com/trends/explore?date=all&q=is%20die%20hard%20christmas%20movie

Alba, Saturday, 25 December 2021 12:34 (two years ago) link

Though actually that may be skewed by Christmas 2021 not being over yet.

Alba, Saturday, 25 December 2021 12:35 (two years ago) link

Reacting narkily to die hard is a christmas movie is in fact a christmas movie

Angela's Seshes (darraghmac), Saturday, 25 December 2021 14:01 (two years ago) link

Xpost glad the exponential growth has stopped

hopefully this review helped someone (Neanderthal), Saturday, 25 December 2021 15:18 (two years ago) link

I know this is heresy around here, but I just don't care about Joan Didion.

we need outrage! we need dicks!! (the table is the table), Saturday, 25 December 2021 16:00 (two years ago) link

we mercifully also got to miss the 'baby it's cold outside' consent discourse this year as well

global tetrahedron, Saturday, 25 December 2021 16:05 (two years ago) link

xp

heh! well I presume at least you've tried reading her, Table. I summarily dismissed her as a melt after watching 10 mins of the netflix doc on her!

calzino, Saturday, 25 December 2021 16:08 (two years ago) link

If the early essays and fiction formed your impressions, I can imagine recoiling from her, hence why I tirelessly advocate for her essays after 1980, which I read way before STB.

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 25 December 2021 16:25 (two years ago) link

I tried "Miami" yesterday and just couldn't do it. She's just Not For Me.

but also fuck you (unperson), Saturday, 25 December 2021 16:37 (two years ago) link

I've tried. The writing is okay, not my cuppa. Her politics are abhorrent, and continued to be abhorrent long after her supposed left turn.

we need outrage! we need dicks!! (the table is the table), Saturday, 25 December 2021 16:39 (two years ago) link

it makes me feel glad someone else feels the same way tbh.

Nedlene Grendel as Basenji Holmo (map), Saturday, 25 December 2021 17:49 (two years ago) link

it made me so irate to see some young author on twitter lump her in with bell hooks in a "you should feel no shame about discovering these people after their deaths" tweet. i can't imagine two more polar opposites in spirit. didion on a quest to empty everything out, hooks on a quest for abundance.

Nedlene Grendel as Basenji Holmo (map), Saturday, 25 December 2021 17:55 (two years ago) link

an argument against ever tweeting such a weird shitty flattening and smug sentiment for sure

STOCK FIST-PUMPER BRAD (BradNelson), Saturday, 25 December 2021 18:03 (two years ago) link

I had never heard of either person until they died.

Mr. Snrub, Saturday, 25 December 2021 18:51 (two years ago) link

same tbh, but I'm curious about Bell Hooks and couldn't gaf about t'other one!

calzino, Saturday, 25 December 2021 18:53 (two years ago) link

it made me so irate to see some young author on twitter lump her in with bell hooks in a "you should feel no shame about discovering these people after their deaths" tweet. i can't imagine two more polar opposites in spirit. didion on a quest to empty everything out, hooks on a quest for abundance.

― Nedlene Grendel as Basenji Holmo (map), Saturday

Dialectics, baby. I can hang with those binaries.

However, Didion at her best doesn't empty anything out; she fills in detail after detail.

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 25 December 2021 19:47 (two years ago) link

Weird how these bite/tweet size quotes from both of them ended up as a way to celebrate their passing. Both as guides on living/paying attention to the world around you.

The Didion did indeed end up feeding a more nihilistic side of the person making the tweet, whereas books fed something more politically hopeful.

xyzzzz__, Saturday, 25 December 2021 20:03 (two years ago) link

Not a way to encounter them though it's always interesting to see how collectives processing death. Thanks to the internet.

xyzzzz__, Saturday, 25 December 2021 20:04 (two years ago) link

(I am afraid of Google the way I am afraid of my parents, but no doubt this is incredibly naive.)

youn, Monday, 27 December 2021 20:59 (two years ago) link

STEVE ALBINI

Nedlene Grendel as Basenji Holmo (map), Tuesday, 4 January 2022 03:16 (two years ago) link

Joke O'Vitch and whatever his problems are

Josefa, Wednesday, 12 January 2022 23:49 (two years ago) link

maybe too soon but since people are piling on Didion here lemme just say I have never quite understood the fascination with Betty White

Paul Ponzi, Thursday, 13 January 2022 01:41 (two years ago) link

M&M branding

Nedlene Grendel as Basenji Holmo (map), Thursday, 20 January 2022 23:51 (two years ago) link

fuck yes

Tsar Bombadil (James Morrison), Friday, 21 January 2022 02:58 (two years ago) link

I've always wondered how they brand those things without breaking them.

pplains, Saturday, 22 January 2022 14:55 (two years ago) link

trade secret but this is the closest thing I've seen to explaining it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FMojC4-xilA

i cannot help if you made yourself not funny (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 22 January 2022 19:38 (two years ago) link

Was that the Double Dare guy?

pplains, Saturday, 22 January 2022 22:40 (two years ago) link

marc summers is everywhere

i cannot help if you made yourself not funny (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 23 January 2022 17:31 (two years ago) link

Spotify. Log onto slsk and steal music properly or pay for music properly, losers.

xyzzzz__, Sunday, 30 January 2022 20:40 (two years ago) link

Ilx loving the binary props

he's very big in the region of my butthole (Neanderthal), Sunday, 30 January 2022 20:43 (two years ago) link

Spotify. Log onto slsk and steal music properly or pay for music properly, losers.

― xyzzzz__, Sunday, January 30, 2022 8:40 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

lol otmfm

Nedlene Grendel as Basenji Holmo (map), Sunday, 30 January 2022 21:59 (two years ago) link

running youth outreach programmes that teach the young people principles of piracy so I don't have to hear more Spotify news

— Stefan Bielik (@prstskrzkrk) January 29, 2022

calzino, Sunday, 30 January 2022 22:01 (two years ago) link

I'm in the log onto soulseek AND spend lots of dough on Bandcamp crowd myself.

Will never pay for streams of music.

we need outrage! we need dicks!! (the table is the table), Saturday, 5 February 2022 16:26 (two years ago) link

I pity those who cannot recognise the thrill of getting into the double figures in followers of your playlists now and then. Double. Figures.

nashwan, Saturday, 5 February 2022 16:41 (two years ago) link

I feel like I need to own my music. It’s hard for me to treat streaming as anything but the act of “checking something out”. It’s either in my collection or not.

Evan, Saturday, 5 February 2022 16:53 (two years ago) link

That's kind of how I am too.

he's very big in the region of my butthole (Neanderthal), Saturday, 5 February 2022 19:22 (two years ago) link

I was a big "my collection" type person until fairly recently. Now I'm a big "my playlsits" type person. Streaming is just so much better imo. I'll happily pay some evil mega corp $10/mo til I die to have unlimited access.

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Saturday, 5 February 2022 19:26 (two years ago) link

I feel like I need to own my music. It’s hard for me to treat streaming as anything but the act of “checking something out”. It’s either in my collection or not.

Agree with this 100%.

Streaming is just so much better imo. I'll happily pay some evil mega corp $10/mo til I die to have unlimited access.

There are so many albums sitting on my shelf (or in my 2TB external hard drive) that I love that are not streaming. It's always gonna be an option of convenience for me; it can never be the primary thing.

but also fuck you (unperson), Saturday, 5 February 2022 19:51 (two years ago) link

Dumbass celebrity NFT ape shit

Mr. Snrub, Sunday, 6 February 2022 01:24 (two years ago) link

Joe Rogan

assert (matttkkkk), Sunday, 6 February 2022 22:06 (two years ago) link

inevitable post

beard papa, Monday, 7 February 2022 01:46 (two years ago) link

i mean honestly i don't give a fuck about that guy one way or the other myself, feels like the bulkier second coming of don imus

i cannot help if you made yourself not funny (forksclovetofu), Monday, 7 February 2022 03:17 (two years ago) link

Euphoria, Ted Lasso, television in general

Paul Ponzi, Monday, 7 February 2022 13:24 (two years ago) link

Heh, I threw in the towel recently and started watching a few shows but yeah.

Tapioca Tumbril (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 7 February 2022 15:28 (two years ago) link

I love television, I just find the sheer volume of streaming content available overwhelming to the point of being a non-starter.

Like I can't decide what to watch, and half the things I choose I abandon midway through.

I also don't like to watch for more than a few hours per day, so bingeing is out of the question.

he's very big in the region of my butthole (Neanderthal), Monday, 7 February 2022 21:20 (two years ago) link

tv shows and movies are tiring for me to watch. i literally don't watch anything because i don't actually enjoy it. i'm a little worried about it tbh. for one there's nothing to talk about when i meet up with certain people.

Nedlene Grendel as Basenji Holmo (map), Monday, 7 February 2022 21:34 (two years ago) link

There’s so much content out there. I find it’s rare to meet someone who is watching the same shows I am, and most people seem to prefer to talk about what they’re watching than hear about something they haven’t seen. While I enjoy discussing certain shows-in-common with certain close friends, I usually start glancing at the clock when the conversation lands on “what shows are you into?”

beard papa, Monday, 7 February 2022 21:43 (two years ago) link

i'm into watching train cab videos on youtube they're pretty how about you?

Nedlene Grendel as Basenji Holmo (map), Monday, 7 February 2022 21:46 (two years ago) link

the reason I don't like talking about shows is that most people I know that talk about the show will then tell me what it's about (which is fine, I discover shows that way), but then give me an endless summary of shit that happens on the show, as well as funny/noteworthy quotes from the show. and then someone else will be nearby who watches it and they go into a quote/reminiscence fest and I'll be like "cool, remember when I was part of this conversation?".

it's just like one of my good friends, who will prattle on about opera for over an hour, which I do know very little about, am somewhat interested in, and am fine listening to for a few minutes, but once you've gone on for ten or more minutes about something i know littel about and have no entry point to discuss, I'm just nodding and adding "filler words" for a while. that's dull. he means well, and I try to steer the convo back to mutual ground (of which we have a LOT, which is why these detours are so frustrating). it's just...I can only fake it for so long!

there's a reason I don't approach my average non-metal listening friend and go "YO MAN DID U HEAR THE LATEST BATHTUB SHITTER ALBUM", I mean....I believe in knowing thy audience.

he's very big in the region of my butthole (Neanderthal), Monday, 7 February 2022 21:52 (two years ago) link

the one thing I do find amusing though is when a friend will go on an enthusiastic rant about one moment of a show, to the point where it's built up in my mind as this big, amazing moment, and it lands with a dull thud when I actually see it.

he's very big in the region of my butthole (Neanderthal), Monday, 7 February 2022 21:55 (two years ago) link

talking vs. listening vs. waiting to talk

Bill Kristol Meth (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 8 February 2022 00:42 (two years ago) link

OTM

Tapioca Tumbril (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 8 February 2022 00:47 (two years ago) link

Some people have the ability to gently inform another person about a subject they know little about, but I wish I knew where a lot of them went in recent years. Many people will just steamroller over you with whatever their take is, either going into excruciating wordbuilding detail, or getting into the loudness war about how much they like it, they really, really like it!

Tapioca Tumbril (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 8 February 2022 00:50 (two years ago) link

I had a good friend at my old job who was really good at communicating efficiently and he made an observation once, I wish I could remember the exact wording, about people whose idea of conversation is to just wait unti the other person stops talking and say whatever they are going to say.

Tapioca Tumbril (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 8 February 2022 00:53 (two years ago) link

I mean everybody does that to some extent but shouldn't be the whole shebang.

Tapioca Tumbril (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 8 February 2022 00:54 (two years ago) link

That stupid word game

Johnny Mathis der Maler (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, 8 February 2022 01:19 (two years ago) link

Starting not to remember whether I did that game or not on a given day.

Tapioca Tumbril (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 8 February 2022 02:41 (two years ago) link

people who can bring people along with them in a conversation are truly marvelous

Nedlene Grendel as Basenji Holmo (map), Tuesday, 8 February 2022 02:48 (two years ago) link

sometimes i feel like i'm doing that but then my fantasy is deflated because inevitably someone's eyes glaze over or they ask a question that's basically like "what are you talking about again?"

Nedlene Grendel as Basenji Holmo (map), Tuesday, 8 February 2022 02:53 (two years ago) link

something to do with my tone of voice and delivery i think, it gets vague and/or hectoring too easily

Nedlene Grendel as Basenji Holmo (map), Tuesday, 8 February 2022 02:54 (two years ago) link

I can more often than not capture people’s attention when I am ceded the floor, but in many other situations there seems to usually be some anxious blowhard who must have to hear the sound of their own voice every few seconds or they will die which tends to mean game over.

Tapioca Tumbril (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 8 February 2022 03:05 (two years ago) link

I also don't care what people are watching, for similar reasons mentioned. There are some shows that I watch/binge obsessively, others that I go through slowly, and still others where I am not committed enough to move through them in an expedient way.

we need outrage! we need dicks!! (the table is the table), Tuesday, 8 February 2022 17:09 (two years ago) link

Also generally, tho, I haven't seen many of the shows that people talk about a lot— never seen an episode of The Sopranos, nor Mad Men...watched one season of Breaking Bad. I just don't find even the idea of these shows compelling enough to want to watch them. I have books to read, my man.

we need outrage! we need dicks!! (the table is the table), Tuesday, 8 February 2022 17:11 (two years ago) link

Here's one:
Podcasts

I don't care about them, at all. I don't listen to them and don't care to.

we need outrage! we need dicks!! (the table is the table), Tuesday, 8 February 2022 17:11 (two years ago) link

i have one friend that gets upset that I don't watch shows she suggests, and I'm like....do I *have* to watch the shows you like? Like, why is it important that we watch exactly the same things? we have plenty of things to bond over.

and frankly, it feels like homework at that point.

he's very big in the region of my butthole (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 8 February 2022 17:18 (two years ago) link

All of the "business" aspects of sports. Don't care about trades or, worse yet, POSSIBLE trades, don't care about someone's contract, TV ratings/contracts. Seems like this shit gets discussed way more than the actual games, strategy, etc.

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Tuesday, 8 February 2022 17:20 (two years ago) link

the "skin color" of thumbs up emojis

Some white people may choose 👍 because it feels neutral — but some academics argue opting out of 👍🏻 signals a lack of awareness about white privilege, akin to society associating whiteness with being raceless.https://t.co/9g3rochT0K

— NPR (@NPR) February 9, 2022

Nedlene Grendel as Basenji Holmo (map), Wednesday, 9 February 2022 21:38 (two years ago) link

wow i really hate this, i wish i did not know about it

towards fungal computer (harbl), Wednesday, 9 February 2022 22:18 (two years ago) link

lol, cmon now

i cannot help if you made yourself not funny (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 9 February 2022 22:24 (two years ago) link

Every Simpson <thumbs up> now

kinder, Wednesday, 9 February 2022 22:38 (two years ago) link

I just pick a different color every time.

Jeff, Wednesday, 9 February 2022 22:52 (two years ago) link

how come the palms are all the same color as the rest of the hand.

pplains, Thursday, 10 February 2022 00:24 (two years ago) link

I just pick a different color every time.


“I don’t care if I’m black, white, purple”

Alba, Thursday, 10 February 2022 11:29 (two years ago) link

some footballer and his cat

Critique of the Goth Programme (Neil S), Thursday, 10 February 2022 11:41 (two years ago) link

some cat and his footballer

Bastards of Fish (Tom D.), Thursday, 10 February 2022 12:05 (two years ago) link

death of the author

ledge, Tuesday, 15 February 2022 17:06 (two years ago) link

Depends which author.

but also fuck you (unperson), Tuesday, 15 February 2022 17:49 (two years ago) link

Tom Clancy

sorry Mario, but our princess is in another butthole (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 15 February 2022 17:55 (two years ago) link

I guess there have been some good ones - Aeschlyus and Francis Bacon spring to mind.

ledge, Tuesday, 15 February 2022 18:06 (two years ago) link

corporate logos and product packaging designs becoming increasingly soulless and minimalist. ymmv, but my quality of life hasn't declined noticeably since Frito-Lay reduced Chester Cheetah to an abstract orange and black swoosh with sunglasses

in walked airbud (unregistered), Thursday, 17 February 2022 18:20 (two years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/MbwCQyg.jpg

in walked airbud (unregistered), Thursday, 17 February 2022 18:22 (two years ago) link

He's going for a Tony Levin look.

jmm, Thursday, 17 February 2022 18:23 (two years ago) link

lol

in walked airbud (unregistered), Thursday, 17 February 2022 18:25 (two years ago) link

now available in Sour Cream and Onion and Chapman Stick flavors

sorry Mario, but our princess is in another butthole (Neanderthal), Thursday, 17 February 2022 18:31 (two years ago) link

two weeks pass...

I am aggressively not caring about the Lakers movie

brimstead, Friday, 4 March 2022 22:01 (two years ago) link

when films/TV set in the past have anachronistic music on the soundtrack

rob, Tuesday, 8 March 2022 15:07 (two years ago) link

increasingly, dune

i cannot help if you made yourself not funny (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 12 March 2022 06:07 (two years ago) link

bono poem

STOCK FIST-PUMPER BRAD (BradNelson), Thursday, 17 March 2022 20:37 (two years ago) link

otm.

mark e, Thursday, 17 March 2022 20:41 (two years ago) link

FOBO

i cannot help if you made yourself not funny (forksclovetofu), Monday, 21 March 2022 00:24 (two years ago) link

Chris Rock / Will Smith beef

Also, sorry but: future of Foo Fighters

Like, there are lots of things out there that may be sad, bad, etc., but are not my business and I don't think I am obligated to formulate an exhaustively researched opinion on every one of them

So's your imam (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 28 March 2022 17:42 (two years ago) link

The Oscars, Grammys, award shows in general are at the top of my Dont Care list. It makes me a little sad that they get such massive coverage.

tobo73, Monday, 28 March 2022 20:18 (two years ago) link

period british soap operas

adam t. (abanana), Friday, 1 April 2022 12:41 (two years ago) link

awards shows get massively covered because it is such an easy subject you can knock out something on them with no effort

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Friday, 1 April 2022 17:15 (two years ago) link

Who buys Chelsea

ban slug pellets now (Matt #2), Sunday, 3 April 2022 08:29 (two years ago) link

Bennifer

Mr. Uncut Risin’ (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 9 April 2022 15:14 (two years ago) link

Don’t think Bennifer can afford them.

Dan Worsley, Saturday, 9 April 2022 15:53 (two years ago) link

Heh

Mr. Uncut Risin’ (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 9 April 2022 16:00 (two years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Depp vs. Heard

Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 29 April 2022 16:46 (two years ago) link

Elon Musk buying Twitter.

Was Hitler a Hobbit? (Tom D.), Friday, 29 April 2022 19:03 (two years ago) link

The guy who self-immolated to call attention to climate change.

we need outrage! we need dicks!! (the table is the table), Saturday, 30 April 2022 16:31 (two years ago) link

The Met Gala.

Grandpont Genie, Tuesday, 3 May 2022 02:35 (two years ago) link

Miranda Lambert

castanuts (DJP), Tuesday, 3 May 2022 03:55 (two years ago) link

the rock and roll hall of fame

flamenco drop (BradNelson), Saturday, 7 May 2022 15:24 (two years ago) link

it will be the death of ILM

middot • is • my • middle • name (breastcrawl), Saturday, 7 May 2022 15:34 (two years ago) link

doing anything other than sleeping

Deez NFTs (Neanderthal), Saturday, 7 May 2022 15:45 (two years ago) link

With regards to the HOF, I would, for the 72nd time on this board--I used to do it all the time with a venerated poster--differentiate between "caring" about something (emotionally involved, genuinely upset if the results don't go the way you want them to) and taking a detached interest in it.

clemenza, Saturday, 7 May 2022 16:46 (two years ago) link

buncha ppl on that thread really invested in communicating their detached interests then

flamenco drop (BradNelson), Saturday, 7 May 2022 16:52 (two years ago) link

I've been posting a lot--you're assuming I'm emotionally distraught over this year's inductees?

clemenza, Saturday, 7 May 2022 16:55 (two years ago) link

things i do care about: honkin on bobo

flamenco drop (BradNelson), Saturday, 7 May 2022 16:55 (two years ago) link

The guy who self-immolated to call attention to climate change.

― we need outrage! we need dicks!! (the table is the table), Saturday, April 30, 2022 11:31 AM (one week ago) bookmarkflaglink

this is a fucked up post tbh

budo jeru, Saturday, 7 May 2022 18:32 (two years ago) link

things i do care about: honkin on bobo


On the flipside, is it possible to just like killfile a thread?

circa1916, Saturday, 7 May 2022 18:51 (two years ago) link

killfile a bobo?

We should start the conversation about containment measures as well.

circa1916, Saturday, 7 May 2022 19:12 (two years ago) link

Why would anyone possibly want to killfile a thread of grown men finding new and inventively hilarious ways to pun on an album title from 18 years ago?

Vanishing Point (Chinaski), Saturday, 7 May 2022 19:35 (two years ago) link

^truth bomb

Johnny Thunderwords (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 7 May 2022 19:47 (two years ago) link

People yet again baselessly spreading conspiracy memes about some app that is supposedly stealing data and sending to Russia but isn't really

Deez NFTs (Neanderthal), Friday, 13 May 2022 01:11 (two years ago) link

Dolly Parton

rob, Monday, 16 May 2022 12:32 (two years ago) link

Depp vs. Heard

and now 'wagatha christie'

Ste, Monday, 16 May 2022 12:52 (two years ago) link

the algorithms' constant attempts to inform me of the latest news on Depp/Heard makes me want to napalm Silicon Valley (more than I usually do)

papal hotwife (milo z), Tuesday, 17 May 2022 22:45 (two years ago) link

the olympics

marblesurf, Wednesday, 18 May 2022 19:41 (two years ago) link

Primary election results

Eggs Benedick (Eric H.), Wednesday, 18 May 2022 19:50 (two years ago) link

I’m still not caring about the Northern Ireland protocol arguments. If you leave the EU single market, you have to accept that a border is an inevitable consequence. Get over it.

Luna Schlosser, Wednesday, 18 May 2022 21:20 (two years ago) link

After reading the Radiohead thread recently, I think I’m beginning not to care

tobo73, Thursday, 19 May 2022 01:29 (two years ago) link

do you mean the RAdiohead thread?

mookie wilson shaggin balls (Neanderthal), Thursday, 19 May 2022 01:37 (two years ago) link

I’m finding myself unable to care about literally anyone’s unsolicited opinion on anything.

I was waiting in my car the other day and I could hear some guy banging on about some opinion or other he had about the layout of the parking lot. I nearly got out & said “Nobody gives a shit what you think about this or anything” but then I figured discretion is the better part of not getting punched.

war mice (hardcore dilettante), Thursday, 19 May 2022 01:56 (two years ago) link

hardcore, I have some similar feelings— recently been finding myself disgusted at people who feel the need to share everything about themselves and their opinions on the internet. Truly glad that I still have the inner resources to not do that any longer, as I certainly used to be one of these people.

we need outrage! we need dicks!! (the table is the table), Thursday, 19 May 2022 22:32 (two years ago) link

nowadays if I absolutely have to get some pointless silly rant out of my system, I'll post, and then just delete it seconds later.

mookie wilson shaggin balls (Neanderthal), Friday, 20 May 2022 03:36 (two years ago) link

Wait, ILX has added a delete function?

20 Preflyte Rock (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 25 May 2022 21:45 (two years ago) link

Yes, with the Platinum Premium Account

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 25 May 2022 22:00 (two years ago) link

But that's invite-only, so... ermm.. this is awkward..

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 25 May 2022 22:01 (two years ago) link

Heard/Depp everyone just shut the fuck up

Tsar Bombadil (James Morrison), Friday, 3 June 2022 08:09 (two years ago) link

otm

beard papa, Friday, 3 June 2022 17:19 (two years ago) link

I legitimately care about the issues everyone's extrapolating from it, and couldn't care less about the story at the center of it.

Eggs Benedick (Eric H.), Friday, 3 June 2022 17:27 (two years ago) link

yes, Depp being framed as a 'hero for abuse victims' amidst the backdrop of Ann Coulter cheering the death of #MeToo is pretty telling.

Gymnopédie Pablo (Neanderthal), Friday, 3 June 2022 17:47 (two years ago) link

We're kind of suspended in a permanent win/lose of me/them scoring points wherever possible, so not surprising

Eggs Benedick (Eric H.), Friday, 3 June 2022 18:20 (two years ago) link

Whether the UK has a Prime Minister or not.

xyzzzz__, Monday, 6 June 2022 15:58 (two years ago) link

Kate Bush

joygoat, Monday, 6 June 2022 16:46 (two years ago) link

I like Kate Bush alright; I don't care about some TV show using a song, and knowing how Spotify et al pay the artists, she'll probably net around $18 from this new attention

Andy the Grasshopper, Monday, 6 June 2022 17:47 (two years ago) link

Nah, she'll be running up that bill.

Eggs Benedick (Eric H.), Monday, 6 June 2022 17:52 (two years ago) link

wouldn't she make money off of the licensing being that she was the sole songwriter?

Gymnopédie Pablo (Neanderthal), Monday, 6 June 2022 17:53 (two years ago) link

Yeah, she'll make plenty from the actual sync/master for the show itself.. I'm talking about the new streaming attention, she won't make jack shit

Andy the Grasshopper, Monday, 6 June 2022 17:58 (two years ago) link

Now if it's used in a Toyota commercial, that's something else altogether

Andy the Grasshopper, Monday, 6 June 2022 17:59 (two years ago) link

You'd think there was nothing else happening in the world but some old song by Kate Bush becoming a hit.

Doodles Diamond (Tom D.), Wednesday, 8 June 2022 20:53 (two years ago) link

it's a made for ilm story tbf

the cat needs to start paying for its own cbd (map), Wednesday, 8 June 2022 20:56 (two years ago) link

wait til the TikTok generation discovers Don't Give Up

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 8 June 2022 20:59 (two years ago) link

The Nations League. I don't even know what it's for, does someone win it or something?

the classic emerson lake & palmer line-up (Matt #2), Monday, 13 June 2022 18:10 (two years ago) link

the most otm comment I read on this was someone saying they are stuck between finding it hilarious that RoI are beating Scotland 3-0 and anger at them for clearly trying too hard to win a Nations League fixture.

calzino, Monday, 13 June 2022 18:14 (two years ago) link

The USMNT page was celebrating a 5-0 win over #169 ranked Grenada and it was a bit funny

Gymnopédie Pablo (Neanderthal), Monday, 13 June 2022 18:23 (two years ago) link

Golf, golfers, golfing, golf tournaments.

Sam Weller, Wednesday, 15 June 2022 12:11 (two years ago) link

Top Gun, Top Gun 2

Tsar Bombadil (James Morrison), Wednesday, 15 June 2022 12:42 (two years ago) link

Who the showrunner is.

punning display, Thursday, 16 June 2022 14:41 (two years ago) link

UAP

beard papa, Thursday, 16 June 2022 15:57 (two years ago) link

You'd think there was nothing else happening in the world but some old song by Kate Bush becoming a hit.

The song is now a No. 1 in the UK, so we've had another week of this shite making the national news when there's a cost of living crisis, rail strikes, political resignations, the UK trying to dump refugees in the middle of Africa, Northern Ireland about to go tits up, a war in Europe etc.

Doodles Diamond (Tom D.), Saturday, 18 June 2022 14:03 (two years ago) link

The UK media is full of "men of a certain age", of course.

Doodles Diamond (Tom D.), Saturday, 18 June 2022 14:04 (two years ago) link

Kate Bush news has pushed all other news off the airwaves? Damn.

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 18 June 2022 15:11 (two years ago) link

Yeah, it’s really too bad that people can’t possibly think about more than one thing at a time, or enjoy a song while keeping informed on the situation in Ukraine.

broccoli rabe thomas (the table is the table), Saturday, 18 June 2022 18:32 (two years ago) link

Watching the TV news in the UK are you?

Doodles Diamond (Tom D.), Saturday, 18 June 2022 19:10 (two years ago) link

No, didn't think so.

Doodles Diamond (Tom D.), Saturday, 18 June 2022 19:11 (two years ago) link

seeing old wankers on Murdoch/BBC media programs where the entertainment coverage is always dismal and they are doing 5 minute reports on this and bluffing that they are both massive Kate Bush fans and they absolutely love the awful netflix show as well is quite annoying tbh. Especially after 5th or 6th time.

calzino, Saturday, 18 June 2022 19:17 (two years ago) link

Indeed. But we only live here and have seen the coverage so what do we know?

Doodles Diamond (Tom D.), Saturday, 18 June 2022 19:25 (two years ago) link

Yeah, it’s really too bad that people can’t possibly think about more than one thing at a time, or enjoy a song while keeping informed on the situation in Ukraine.

broccoli rabe thomas (the table is the table), Saturday, 18 June 2022 20:35 (two years ago) link

You need more compassion for people whose main form of entertainment on a Saturday evening is British tv.

Luna Schlosser, Saturday, 18 June 2022 20:45 (two years ago) link

Good thing you don't live in America where the BBC World service is about as good as tv news gets and items on local/regional news shows might include what's new on the menu at Dunkin Donuts or now streaming on Disney Plus.

The 25 Best Songs Ever Ranked In Order (Deflatormouse), Saturday, 18 June 2022 20:50 (two years ago) link

Live & Let Die is on ITV now, so not all bad. And on BBC2 there's uh a two hour Stereophonics live show? What?

Portrait Of A Dissolvi Ng Drea M (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 18 June 2022 20:54 (two years ago) link

xp

BBC WS still occasionally has some decent programs and reports from other parts of the world, but I switch over when they broadcast either NPR shite or news reports on the oh so exciting commercial synergy between Kate Bush and some fucking shite netflix series.

calzino, Saturday, 18 June 2022 21:14 (two years ago) link

Yeah, it’s really too bad that people can’t possibly think about more than one thing at a time, or enjoy a song while keeping informed on the situation in Ukraine.

This has absolutely nothing to do with anything, so I don't know why it's been posted again? It still makes no sense.

Doodles Diamond (Tom D.), Saturday, 18 June 2022 21:49 (two years ago) link

tbf I overheard the Kate Bush segment on BBC World News last night while puttering around, it went on seemingly forever and included an interview with the music supervisor on Stranger Things. I figured it would be a 10-15 second bit and was a little taken aback myself.

The 25 Best Songs Ever Ranked In Order (Deflatormouse), Saturday, 18 June 2022 21:54 (two years ago) link

Neither does your first post.

broccoli rabe thomas (the table is the table), Saturday, 18 June 2022 22:10 (two years ago) link

It doesn't mean what you seem to think it means. But, fuck it, life's too short.

Doodles Diamond (Tom D.), Saturday, 18 June 2022 22:20 (two years ago) link

this thread is exhibiting dangerous levels of seeming to care

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Saturday, 18 June 2022 22:23 (two years ago) link

Tom D's post makes sense though I am in the UK and don't watch news on TV anymore so don't get the exposure. I think that's a plus for twitter where I get a sense of all the actual crises while keeping fluff like this to a minimum.

xyzzzz__, Sunday, 19 June 2022 12:06 (one year ago) link

jan 6 hearings

the cat needs to start paying for its own cbd (map), Tuesday, 21 June 2022 21:55 (one year ago) link

hiss!

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 21 June 2022 21:58 (one year ago) link

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

the cat needs to start paying for its own cbd (map), Tuesday, 21 June 2022 22:10 (one year ago) link

Glastonbury.

Doodles Diamond (Tom D.), Friday, 24 June 2022 07:05 (one year ago) link

I have positive thoughts for Glastonbury itself - I just can’t abide the media coverage (newspapers not tv).

Luna Schlosser, Friday, 24 June 2022 11:08 (one year ago) link

TV coverage is unbearable and there's far too much of it.

Doodles Diamond (Tom D.), Friday, 24 June 2022 11:16 (one year ago) link

... not talking about the event itself but the preamble to it.

Doodles Diamond (Tom D.), Friday, 24 June 2022 11:20 (one year ago) link

The TV coverage has been bad since it moved to the BBC from Channel 4.

Portrait Of A Dissolvi Ng Drea M (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 24 June 2022 11:43 (one year ago) link

(Makes mental note to make sure I’m doing something on Saturday evening, so I’m not reducing to the dire fate of watching other people sing along to Hey Jude)

Luna Schlosser, Friday, 24 June 2022 12:37 (one year ago) link

I'd rather watch live footage of a cholera outbreak, but that does put me way outside "the things you don't care about" remit! But the idea of being in a field with 200000 people makes me feel physically ill. My brother went once and came back boasting that he spent an hour chatting with Timothy Mallett at a bar there, imagine boasting about that.

calzino, Saturday, 25 June 2022 00:00 (one year ago) link

he spent an hour chatting with Timothy Mallet

did he pause or hesitate or repeat a word?

kinder, Saturday, 25 June 2022 09:43 (one year ago) link

just give us a minute

calzino, Saturday, 25 June 2022 09:49 (one year ago) link

BBC coverage of Glastonbury just makes me feel like i'm being buttonholed at work by some sad old cunt who thinks [INSERT OBVIOUS WHITE DAD SCHMINDIE BAND HERE] are the pinnacle of recorded sound

Harry Styles and fashion (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 25 June 2022 09:49 (one year ago) link

no scratch that it's like being woke up on a sunday morning by Jehovah's Witnesses For Classic Rock

Harry Styles and fashion (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 25 June 2022 09:54 (one year ago) link

they've even had a big screen video message from the pope Zelensky yesterday, it's peaked too early!

calzino, Saturday, 25 June 2022 10:03 (one year ago) link

Zelensky: "I am not a Nazi, just like Glastonbury ledge David Bowie. And now ladies and gentlemen give it up for The Idles"

Harry Styles and fashion (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 25 June 2022 10:13 (one year ago) link

lol!

calzino, Saturday, 25 June 2022 10:15 (one year ago) link

seconded

Doodles Diamond (Tom D.), Saturday, 25 June 2022 10:20 (one year ago) link

I thought Zelinsky’s ‘James Dean Bradfield in 1994’ look was really getting in the spirit of things tbf

Agnes, Agatha, Germaine and Jack (Willl), Saturday, 25 June 2022 10:34 (one year ago) link

he spent an hour chatting with Timothy Mallet

did he pause or hesitate or repeat a word?

Bleh!

Ste, Saturday, 25 June 2022 10:44 (one year ago) link

VHS, the VHS 'look', VHS nostalgia, VHS editing filters/plug-in software, VHS

Maresn3st, Saturday, 25 June 2022 20:30 (one year ago) link

Be kind, Rewind

broccoli rabe thomas (the table is the table), Saturday, 25 June 2022 20:48 (one year ago) link

Paul McCartney playing at Glastonbury. Paul McCartney playing at Glastonbury with Dave Grohl. Paul McCartney playing at Glastonbury with Bruce Springsteen. Paul McCartney playing at Glastonbury with Dave Grohl and Bruce Springsteen.

What Steve Coogan thinks about Paul McCartney playing at Glastonbury. What Steve Coogan thinks about Paul McCartney playing at Glastonbury with Dave Grohl. What Steve Coogan thinks about Paul McCartney playing at Glastonbury with Bruce Springsteen. What Steve Coogan thinks about Paul McCartney playing at Glastonbury with Dave Grohl and Bruce Springsteen.

What Jess Phillips thinks about Glastonbury. What Jess Phillips thinks. Jess Phillips.

Doodles Diamond (Tom D.), Sunday, 26 June 2022 11:58 (one year ago) link

On twitter my timeline is so good I only ever heard about this 80 year old playing a festival as it was happening and only a couple of people were bothered about it.

xyzzzz__, Sunday, 26 June 2022 12:20 (one year ago) link

Slightly interesting that Dave Grohl seems to be much more newsworthy than Bruce Springsteen in the coverage of this world shattering event. Bruce is only mentioned as an afterthought.

Doodles Diamond (Tom D.), Sunday, 26 June 2022 12:34 (one year ago) link

Grohl has probably had more hits than Bruce in the UK.

xyzzzz__, Sunday, 26 June 2022 12:42 (one year ago) link

lol imagine the volcanic Mojo jizz fest if Bob Dylan had shown up as well. It would be worse than the Toba eruption.

calzino, Sunday, 26 June 2022 12:47 (one year ago) link

Has anyone mentioned the fact that he used film of Johnny Depp during the set?

Doodles Diamond (Tom D.), Sunday, 26 June 2022 12:56 (one year ago) link

so he's pro domestic abuse as well as being a stingy old bastard.

calzino, Sunday, 26 June 2022 13:02 (one year ago) link

there were a lot of very emotional responses towards MC Cartney last night. I have always found him so loathsome it's very hard to understand how people can have so much goodwill towards the old can't.

calzino, Sunday, 26 June 2022 13:08 (one year ago) link

Has anyone mentioned the fact that he used film of Johnny Depp during the set?


I saw several of my Twitter mutuals complaining about it, iirc this is a backdrop he’s been using for years, makes it marginally less offensive than adopting it recently I guess. I’m with calz though, I’m permanently scarred from my dad playing Wings in the car in my childhood (never the Beatles. Always Wings). Maybe I’m Amazed is unimpeachable though.

commonly known by his nickname, "MadBum" (gyac), Sunday, 26 June 2022 13:38 (one year ago) link

Didn't Macca end up in some sort of legal fight with Heather Mills in the courts?

Doodles Diamond (Tom D.), Sunday, 26 June 2022 13:43 (one year ago) link

Over the divorce settlement iirc. There are always people willing to look the other way in life. Celebrities are no different.

commonly known by his nickname, "MadBum" (gyac), Sunday, 26 June 2022 13:52 (one year ago) link

tyjdca: that golf tour organization that is different from the other golf tour organization

Like, they're both massive pageants of waste, greed, and privilege; like I'm supposed to care that one is worse

Nutellanor Roosevelt (Ye Mad Puffin), Sunday, 26 June 2022 14:01 (one year ago) link

Oh my god, I screamed! pic.twitter.com/ueLGAXQ5LS

— George Greaves (@GeorgeGreavez) June 26, 2022

Harry Styles and fashion (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 26 June 2022 14:43 (one year ago) link

two weeks pass...

Finding it difficult to care which particular Tory ghoul gets to inherit the steaming horse turd that is UK politics.

and who is not flawed? (Matt #2), Monday, 11 July 2022 11:22 (one year ago) link

Any former or current SNL member's impersonation of Lorne Michaels.

Sam Weller, Monday, 11 July 2022 12:26 (one year ago) link

omg

L.H.O.O.Q. Jones (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 11 July 2022 17:18 (one year ago) link

one month passes...

salman rushdie being attacked in new york

(grim) pump track (wales) (map), Saturday, 13 August 2022 00:15 (one year ago) link

He's a mediocre at best novelist who shouldn't have been almost killed.

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 13 August 2022 00:16 (one year ago) link

That said, I dreaded the Trump coverage this week as soon as The News broke. I want him in solitary confinement but it's been fucking tedious reading the endless speculation on lib blogs about What's In the Boxes.

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 13 August 2022 00:18 (one year ago) link

i haven't seen all that much because i've muted the hell out of him

(grim) pump track (wales) (map), Saturday, 13 August 2022 00:23 (one year ago) link

Black Label Society

Pinched harmonics, ok.

Learn another trick

salman rushdie being attacked in new york

― (grim) pump track (wales) (map), Saturday, 13 August 2022 bookmarkflaglink

He's a mediocre at best novelist who shouldn't have been almost killed.

― Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 13 August 2022 bookmarkflaglink

Pretty wacky to go out of your way to say you don't care for someone being stabbed (and just after it happened) because his novels didn't do it for you.

Do you do this every time a novelist you don't care for dies in the obit thread?

xyzzzz__, Saturday, 13 August 2022 11:01 (one year ago) link

You misinterpreted me, which is my fault.

If anything, I bristled at map's post, thinking he was about to say the worst.

But I am unsure how you assumed "you don't care for someone being stabbed" from my line.

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 13 August 2022 11:45 (one year ago) link

Sounded like you were backing what map was saying by not challenging it. Don't know what his quality as a novelist has to do with it, either.

xyzzzz__, Saturday, 13 August 2022 11:59 (one year ago) link

There's a whole mathematical formula

Surprisingly, it's not based on sales; it's based on citations in the New York Review of Books.

but also fuck you (unperson), Saturday, 13 August 2022 12:28 (one year ago) link

Too much engagement and next thing you know there is a fatwa on you.

xyzzzz__, Saturday, 13 August 2022 12:39 (one year ago) link

That, or a post by map.

xyzzzz__, Saturday, 13 August 2022 12:40 (one year ago) link

two weeks pass...

what joe biden or the white house post on twitter; whether or not it's "good"

budo jeru, Friday, 2 September 2022 06:21 (one year ago) link

wow

bold

mookieproof, Friday, 2 September 2022 06:33 (one year ago) link

Rings of Power, or any rings at all really other than the Amine β Ring

ol' flint-eyes is back (Matt #2), Friday, 2 September 2022 09:20 (one year ago) link

what joe biden or the white house post on twitter; whether or not it's "good"

― budo jer

Didn't now this even mattered outside ILX.

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 2 September 2022 09:27 (one year ago) link

Serena Williams

Tsar Bombadil (James Morrison), Saturday, 3 September 2022 08:09 (one year ago) link

I have a lot of respect for someone who is black and from a w/c background who doesn't just make it in a 90 odd percent white posh sport but is one of the top players for decades, but was still groaning when the American MC thanked her on behalf of the "tennis community".

calzino, Saturday, 3 September 2022 09:27 (one year ago) link

love sw, absolutely just don't care about tennis though

(grim) pump track (wales) (map), Saturday, 3 September 2022 13:46 (one year ago) link

Always preferred Venus but Serena is the GOAT, so hats off.

Buckfast At Tiffany's (Tom D.), Saturday, 3 September 2022 14:02 (one year ago) link

I SAID I DON’T CARE, STOP IT

Tsar Bombadil (James Morrison), Sunday, 4 September 2022 08:45 (one year ago) link

had no idea she was from a wash closet

maf you one two (maffew12), Sunday, 4 September 2022 12:25 (one year ago) link

straight outta the washing closet

calzino, Sunday, 4 September 2022 12:48 (one year ago) link

tbh I'm that w/c I don't even know what a w/c is!

calzino, Sunday, 4 September 2022 12:51 (one year ago) link

Whatever that thing is with Harry Styles, Olivia Coleman, Chris Pine etc

Duane Barry, Wednesday, 7 September 2022 14:46 (one year ago) link

I care so little about it I got the wrong Olivia

Duane Barry, Wednesday, 7 September 2022 15:33 (one year ago) link

Also, it's Colman

Bait Kush (Eric H.), Wednesday, 7 September 2022 16:40 (one year ago) link

Harry Styles didnt spit on Chris Pine, but in a sad instance of copycat behavior, Nick Lachey was caught taking a leak on Josh Hartnett

— scharpling (@scharpling) September 6, 2022

Les hommes de bonbons (cryptosicko), Wednesday, 7 September 2022 18:33 (one year ago) link

Omg Harry threw a goat on Chris. How disrespectful pic.twitter.com/W4u2QBEx0G

— Bigger than Moth 🦋 FITF (@moth_iicf) September 6, 2022

i cannot help if you made yourself not funny (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 7 September 2022 19:20 (one year ago) link

this thread about to fill up like a frat party toilet

Mr Haaland's Opus (Neanderthal), Thursday, 8 September 2022 18:28 (one year ago) link

with this energy

https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/dreamworks_face_4.png

Evan, Thursday, 8 September 2022 18:36 (one year ago) link

three weeks pass...

Pumpkins, Skeletons, Tim Burton, Halloween memes, Halloween anything, plz stfu, it's not *that* interesting.

MaresNest, Wednesday, 5 October 2022 12:56 (one year ago) link

B-b-b-but what about the sexxy dress-up?

Rated “Blecchs” (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 5 October 2022 13:00 (one year ago) link

Just go to any gothic club on a Friday night I guess? :)

MaresNest, Wednesday, 5 October 2022 13:26 (one year ago) link

Sexy Halloween costumes are wrong Halloween costumes

link.exposing.politically (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 5 October 2022 15:17 (one year ago) link

pumpkins are awesome come on

flamenco drop (BradNelson), Wednesday, 5 October 2022 15:20 (one year ago) link

horror movies are awesome come on

Eric H., Wednesday, 5 October 2022 15:21 (one year ago) link

stupid sexy pumpkins

Evan, Wednesday, 5 October 2022 15:22 (one year ago) link

who fucked pumpkin

stank viola (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 5 October 2022 15:30 (one year ago) link

plz move to 'invent a terrifying scenario in ten words or less' thread

stank viola (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 5 October 2022 15:33 (one year ago) link

Horror movies are awesome, no argument :)

MaresNest, Wednesday, 5 October 2022 16:24 (one year ago) link

as carnivals go halloween not great but better than nothing

carnival under our system inevitably as pushy as everything else

jack-o-lanterns p cool and as their construction is laborious and their undisgusting lifespan limited you still in my experience don't see them irl outside a fairly compressed and reasonable timeframe-- emojis of course not limited in the same way

gotta say i don't think i should have heard all of target's halloween section's life-size animatronic jugband skeleton's lines of bone-related patter before october 1. would have preferred something to look forward to

difficult listening hour, Wednesday, 5 October 2022 17:20 (one year ago) link

The biggest problem with Halloween is that you age out of trick-or-treating right as you've learnt your neighbourhood and you can really start to dominate the game

jmm, Wednesday, 5 October 2022 17:38 (one year ago) link

also when you get good enough at gore makeup to scare the shit out of your neighbors, they hit you with bats

stank viola (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 5 October 2022 17:49 (one year ago) link

my problem is if I don't get any haribo multipacks in I'll get 10 trick-or-treaters knocking at the door and you can't answer it not knowing what the trick part is. It's quite a nuisance really. Whenever I do get them in nobody calls, and then I end up overdosing on haribo for a few days and feeling genuinely ill for it. It does help having an oversized black Labbie that barks very loudly in the front window when kids walk up the path, in fact he hates kids.

calzino, Wednesday, 5 October 2022 17:53 (one year ago) link

lol I just got an upset stomach last night due to the minipacks of Haribo

stank viola (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 5 October 2022 17:55 (one year ago) link

it's as addictive as the crack pipe, just one more hit/packet of teddy bears - this will be my last hit -honest!

calzino, Wednesday, 5 October 2022 18:04 (one year ago) link

I think Halloween has ascended in cultural prominence for exactly one reason: it is comparatively secular.

When I was a child (several centuries ago), American society was presumed to be 97% Christian, 2% Jewish, and 1% "miscellaneous other." So a typical school "holiday" concert had eight Christmas songs, three winter songs, and one Hanukkah song, and was therefore deemed inclusive.

That shit will no longer fly in the world my kids inhabit. In spring 2012, my daughter's kindergarten teacher innocently planned an "egg hunt." She was quickly (and rightly) smacked down; there was enough protest that it was rebranded as a "pirate treasure hunt."

Non-religious occasions - Earth Day, Mother's Day, Father's Day, Arbor Day, Halloween, New Year's - have taken on increased significance as we (rightly) back away from the assumption that almost everyone is Christian (except for a few people who are Jewish and an even smaller number of people who are, yikes, Muslim).

the floor is guava (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 5 October 2022 18:11 (one year ago) link

bought £1 pack of Haribo Starmix. Worst weets ever in history of my life, rubbery, tasteless, disgusting. "Happy world of Haribo" Bollocks

— Michael Winner (@MrMichaelWinner) June 24, 2012

link.exposing.politically (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 5 October 2022 18:14 (one year ago) link

haribo like charon and paddington bear, gently ushering mortals to the other side

mark s, Wednesday, 5 October 2022 18:17 (one year ago) link

its made of jellied evil

mark s, Wednesday, 5 October 2022 18:17 (one year ago) link

Kids and grown-ups love it so, though. Says so right on the package.

the floor is guava (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 5 October 2022 18:18 (one year ago) link

I once did some work on the bus stop lighting by the Haribo factory in Pontefract. It smells of pure evil for a square mile around that place - it's awful. A similar smell to when you are near an industrial chemical plant that makes paint and acid!

calzino, Wednesday, 5 October 2022 18:22 (one year ago) link

Haribo are delicious, when you have the three or four pieces you're supposed to have. once you have past that threshold, your mouth and stomach start to say "ease up pardner", and you keep shoveling it in anyway.

GERD city

stank viola (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 5 October 2022 18:26 (one year ago) link

That shit will no longer fly in the world my kids inhabit. In spring 2012, my daughter's kindergarten teacher innocently planned an "egg hunt." She was quickly (and rightly) smacked down; there was enough protest that it was rebranded as a "pirate treasure hunt."

Kids today disapprove of pagan fertility rituals? What's the world coming to etc

we're glistening (Matt #2), Wednesday, 5 October 2022 18:32 (one year ago) link

Wiki suggests egg hunts were always Xtian, page rewritten by religious maniacs imo

we're glistening (Matt #2), Wednesday, 5 October 2022 18:33 (one year ago) link

I loved it when I found the egg Jesus was in and ate it

stank viola (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 5 October 2022 18:34 (one year ago) link

stopped the second coming right then and there

stank viola (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 5 October 2022 18:34 (one year ago) link

xp to trenchant i guess but: social media and end stage capitalism have made all non-religious american holidays insufferable by inflating their active timeline to approximately one full month of preparation, purchase and wallow

(i am including xmas in that of course. maybe easter too)

all holidays should happen every day

mark s, Wednesday, 5 October 2022 19:01 (one year ago) link

-Korn

stank viola (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 5 October 2022 19:02 (one year ago) link

all hallows all the time

mark s, Wednesday, 5 October 2022 19:03 (one year ago) link

the performative Halloween fetishists annoy me because they post about it daily, the Spirit Halloween memes, but then like everyone else, they go to one Halloween party, they put out candy for the kids, and that's it.

if yr really as spooky-ooky-Halloween as you say you should be in costume scaring people on the highway and running them off the road

stank viola (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 5 October 2022 19:08 (one year ago) link

i shall eat yr heart when yr asleep 🎃🕷

mark s, Wednesday, 5 October 2022 19:10 (one year ago) link

^gets it

stank viola (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 5 October 2022 19:17 (one year ago) link

yet year after year it's the same routine
and i grow so weary of the sound of screams

mark s, Wednesday, 5 October 2022 19:25 (one year ago) link

isn't Hallowe'en a religious festival? it's there in the name.

koogs, Wednesday, 5 October 2022 21:27 (one year ago) link

(my get out clause for when someone smacks this down - i didn't say which religion)

idea of Halloween > actuality ime

koogs, Wednesday, 5 October 2022 21:29 (one year ago) link

Pavement, Pavement reunion shows

oh yeah and also Halloween

Paul Ponzi, Wednesday, 5 October 2022 21:53 (one year ago) link

I used to work for a woman who said that All Saint's Day came after a day dedicated to Satan.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Wednesday, 5 October 2022 21:55 (one year ago) link

yet year after year it's the same routine
and i grow so weary of the sound of screams

lol

difficult listening hour, Wednesday, 5 October 2022 21:58 (one year ago) link

the performative Halloween fetishists annoy me because they post about it daily, the Spirit Halloween memes, but then like everyone else, they go to one Halloween party, they put out candy for the kids, and that's it.

if yr really as spooky-ooky-Halloween as you say you should be in costume scaring people on the highway and running them off the road

― stank viola (Neanderthal)

ok i was ringing this bell in the other thread but halloween is GAY GAY FUCKING GAY

like obviously if you're not out as _trans_ it's the one day where you can do gender diverse presentation and only get a _few_ weird looks but even if you're not trans, halloween is the one queer holiday the cishets reluctantly acknowledge

it's also our last line of defense against Santa's Claw taking over the entire fucking year, so you'd better be fucking grateful for us witches

Kate (rushomancy), Wednesday, 5 October 2022 22:31 (one year ago) link

also fuck you pumpkin spice lattes are delicious

Kate (rushomancy), Wednesday, 5 October 2022 22:36 (one year ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ppu5BsqKck

brimstead, Wednesday, 5 October 2022 22:57 (one year ago) link

YASSSS

stank viola (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 5 October 2022 23:19 (one year ago) link

King otm

jmm, Wednesday, 5 October 2022 23:24 (one year ago) link

it's also our last line of defense against Santa's Claw taking over the entire fucking year, so you'd better be fucking grateful for us witches

definitely feel like some of the energy extending it to an all-month thing is spurred on by queer and queer-adjacent ppl trying to turn it into their own version of christmas. that energy is why i can get behind it, even though i'm not a big halloween celebrator irl (like not at all, who has the fucking energy to celebrate holidays for god's sake).

ꙮ (map), Wednesday, 5 October 2022 23:32 (one year ago) link

I personally love Halloween I just want people to embrace the darkness more.

No comedy mustache, create an extra papier mache head, work a shift as Publix dressed as Leatherface

stank viola (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 5 October 2022 23:37 (one year ago) link

it's true that many people could do with more darkness in their lives.

ꙮ (map), Wednesday, 5 October 2022 23:40 (one year ago) link

i think it would be hilarious if anybody, ever, advised me to "embrace the darkness" more.

i don't think that'll ever happen.

Kate (rushomancy), Wednesday, 5 October 2022 23:59 (one year ago) link

I wore two rats on my shoulders to work my restaurant shift last Halloween and it was suitably grim and disgusting.
Halloween is 1) secular and 2) not tethered to FAMILY and is therefore my fave holiday followed closely by Thanksgiving which is also secular and not always tied to family. For the non-family-having non-religious person, there’s no other day quite like it.

Piggy Lepton (La Lechera), Thursday, 6 October 2022 00:00 (one year ago) link

definitely feel like some of the energy extending it to an all-month thing is spurred on by queer and queer-adjacent ppl trying to turn it into their own version of christmas. that energy is why i can get behind it, even though i'm not a big halloween celebrator irl (like not at all, who has the fucking energy to celebrate holidays for god's sake).

― ꙮ (map)

for real i was going to celebrate National Get Out of Bed Day this year but i just wasn't feeling it

Kate (rushomancy), Thursday, 6 October 2022 00:01 (one year ago) link

Halloween is 1) secular and 2) not tethered to FAMILY and is therefore my fave holiday followed closely by Thanksgiving which is also secular and not always tied to family. For the non-family-having non-religious person, there’s no other day quite like it.

― Piggy Lepton (La Lechera)

i'm definitely leaning into the "found family" thing lately, for the last decade with my ex it was the two of us against the world and that's not... really a thing anymore. so this year some folks in my friend group are doing T4Thanksgiving and I'm sure I'll wind up doing that.

Kate (rushomancy), Thursday, 6 October 2022 00:04 (one year ago) link

That’s great — that’s what I’m talking about. It’s not for children, it’s not religious, and it’s about gathering w people you care about. It’s a holiday for everyone. May Day is similar but less celebrated.

Piggy Lepton (La Lechera), Thursday, 6 October 2022 00:06 (one year ago) link

i love halloween in theory for all of these reasons but decor and costumes were never me. anyway, i already celebrate it every other day when i do yoga naked to high on fire

ꙮ (map), Thursday, 6 October 2022 00:10 (one year ago) link

i long for more found family but it's been a challenge for various reasons.

ꙮ (map), Thursday, 6 October 2022 00:11 (one year ago) link

doing yoga high, naked, and on fire is definitely the true spirit of halloween

International Workers' Day is another one of the big queer holidays, for some reason it hasn't quite taken off in the United States yet. well, me and my friends will keep celebrating at least!

Kate (rushomancy), Thursday, 6 October 2022 00:12 (one year ago) link

halloween is for normies

donald wears yer troosers (doo rag), Thursday, 6 October 2022 00:20 (one year ago) link

For some reason

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Thursday, 6 October 2022 00:21 (one year ago) link

i like may day and iwd. i wish i were around more people who celebrated them. nominally progressive people here are still v. conservative. even american-flagged-over labor day is still barely acknowledged where i am. every year my supervisor makes sure we all know she doesn't believe it should be a holiday.

ꙮ (map), Thursday, 6 October 2022 00:22 (one year ago) link

that reminds me i get next monday off. obviously i h8 columbus, i'm just tired of the discourse and wish i could take a break from it this year.

ꙮ (map), Thursday, 6 October 2022 00:29 (one year ago) link

halloween is for normies

― donald wears yer troosers (doo rag)

look i already _told_ you i like pumpkin spice latte, we've already established that i am a complete and total normie in every way

Kate (rushomancy), Thursday, 6 October 2022 00:39 (one year ago) link

Everyone is perpetually seven years old nowadays. Yes let’s make all of October Halloween. Dickhead phrekes.

Josefa, Thursday, 6 October 2022 01:09 (one year ago) link

TV commercial indicates that Reese's and KitKat (the big 'uns, like at the movies) are now hooked up...officially. That's my month of Halloween.

dow, Thursday, 6 October 2022 01:22 (one year ago) link

Never seen you cranky before, Josefa. You need a potion.

dow, Thursday, 6 October 2022 01:24 (one year ago) link

ov Reese'sKitKat

dow, Thursday, 6 October 2022 01:25 (one year ago) link

i gotta try 1 of those pumpkin spuce latte things some day,i'm told they're pretty good

donald wears yer troosers (doo rag), Thursday, 6 October 2022 01:35 (one year ago) link

I’m allergic to chocolate. Maybe that’s the problem. All I had was candy corn back in the day.. or SweeTarts.

Josefa, Thursday, 6 October 2022 01:35 (one year ago) link

I worked from 1997 to 2016 at a large company, and Halloween went from being "just another day" to a festivity where entire floors were decorated and everyone was expected to compete in costume contests. Year by year it felt like creeping infantilization.

Halfway there but for you, Thursday, 6 October 2022 03:13 (one year ago) link

Yeah, well I figured adulthood was done-for the day I saw adult-sized TMNT footie pajamas in Target's mens section 10 years ago.

Eric H., Thursday, 6 October 2022 03:15 (one year ago) link

Everyone is perpetually seven years old nowadays. Yes let’s make all of October Halloween. Dickhead phrekes.


Funny to see this & following discussion right after the assertion that it’s “not for kids” (tho that might have been about thanksgiving?)

Definitely the people I see (only Americans really) being all epic bacon about “spooky season” make it seem p twee and infantile

Wiggum Dorma (wins), Thursday, 6 October 2022 05:28 (one year ago) link

I've never liked dressing up but Halloween parties were usually a good time before everyone had kids and we all got boring and way more sober.

I'll still rep for Christmas when it comes to holidays, despite everything - if you can divorce yourself from the commercialism and competitive decorating it can still feel like a few days of pure goodwill toward your fellow man. Plus A Christmas Carol still owns.

papal hotwife (milo z), Thursday, 6 October 2022 06:36 (one year ago) link

let's be adults and talk about the Dow Jones Industrial Average and the 2022 elections

no, you know what, fuck it, let's snort pixy sticks and dress like we're 15 year old hot topic girls in 1995. you know there's literally no future for any of us, right? miao.

Kate (rushomancy), Thursday, 6 October 2022 16:11 (one year ago) link

amen

beard papa, Thursday, 6 October 2022 18:00 (one year ago) link

Personally, I never stopped

the floor is guava (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 6 October 2022 18:01 (one year ago) link

one month passes...

Bob Dylan's book

Paul Ponzi, Tuesday, 15 November 2022 21:51 (one year ago) link

Bob Dylan's butt

Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 15 November 2022 22:07 (one year ago) link

the downfall of FTX

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 16 November 2022 22:00 (one year ago) link

Who lip synced at a parade that is 100% lip synced

Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Thursday, 24 November 2022 18:37 (one year ago) link

Cannibal movies

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 30 November 2022 00:28 (one year ago) link

Agree, except for the caviar of the genre, Cannibal Ferox.

Halfway there but for you, Wednesday, 30 November 2022 16:50 (one year ago) link

Vodka.

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 30 November 2022 16:51 (one year ago) link

Dylan going electric (pen)

maf you one two (maffew12), Wednesday, 30 November 2022 16:52 (one year ago) link

xp Vodka is gin tho no?

maf you one two (maffew12), Wednesday, 30 November 2022 16:55 (one year ago) link

Vodka is potatoes and cereal grain. Gin is from the blood of Odin.

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 30 November 2022 16:59 (one year ago) link

And whisky streams directly from the loins of Fenris

عباس کیارستمی (Eric H.), Wednesday, 30 November 2022 17:05 (one year ago) link

Wait, let me rephrase that

عباس کیارستمی (Eric H.), Wednesday, 30 November 2022 17:05 (one year ago) link

No, don't.

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 30 November 2022 17:09 (one year ago) link

all alcohol for me at this moment in time. I have been teetotal for nearly 3 weeks now and have become tediously health conscious for the first time in decades!

calzino, Wednesday, 30 November 2022 17:15 (one year ago) link

Good for you!

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 30 November 2022 17:17 (one year ago) link

seconded.

Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 30 November 2022 17:19 (one year ago) link

I did 'sober october' and might do the dry january thing

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 30 November 2022 17:20 (one year ago) link

Gin is from the blood of Odin

Alfred are you down with Akvavit? Even more Odinesque
Can be hard to find.. basically gin with caraway instead of juniper

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 30 November 2022 17:28 (one year ago) link

xp

thank you ppl. It's actually been a lot easier than I expected and not feeling like shit every day is still quite a novelty.

calzino, Wednesday, 30 November 2022 17:34 (one year ago) link

comedy

kurt schwitterz, Wednesday, 30 November 2022 17:39 (one year ago) link

(except weird al)

kurt schwitterz, Wednesday, 30 November 2022 17:40 (one year ago) link

omg chaki and lex have merged

Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 30 November 2022 17:40 (one year ago) link

chaklex

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 30 November 2022 17:45 (one year ago) link

Good luck, calzino.

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 30 November 2022 17:45 (one year ago) link

cheers alf!

calzino, Wednesday, 30 November 2022 17:47 (one year ago) link

hmm probably a bad expression to use, lol

calzino, Wednesday, 30 November 2022 17:47 (one year ago) link

lol

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 30 November 2022 18:01 (one year ago) link

Nice, Calzino!

xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 30 November 2022 18:32 (one year ago) link

Good luck, Calzino!

Shard-borne Beatles with their drowsy hums (Chinaski), Wednesday, 30 November 2022 20:02 (one year ago) link

lately, surprisingly, taylor swift

The Blue Nile

Speaking as a huge Talk Talk fan, I suppose I should love them… But I don’t

Chuck_Tatum, Thursday, 1 December 2022 12:11 (one year ago) link

Xpost — I am also off the booze to right now, albeit for medical reasons, so good luck! I have found that non-alcoholic beers are much better than they used to be, when I need to scratch that itch

Chuck_Tatum, Thursday, 1 December 2022 12:13 (one year ago) link

yeah I had a 0% lager beer with a curry I made the other day and it was more than decent and have never tried one before

calzino, Thursday, 1 December 2022 12:24 (one year ago) link

no-alcohol beer I've tried has ranged from horrible to ok, the best substitute I've found is kvass, which you can find in most supermarkets in the Polish section.

link.exposing.politically (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 1 December 2022 12:51 (one year ago) link

thing i no longer care about: vacations. cos every one I take from work gets ruined, every single damn one. we've had a dad ER visit just about every time I've been off (except one time this year).

(dad's ok this time, already home)

Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Thursday, 1 December 2022 13:10 (one year ago) link

The Brew Dog and Beaverton ones are good. Although that might be because the alcoholic ones are nothing special, so the non-alcoholic ones don’t taste that different

Chuck_Tatum, Thursday, 1 December 2022 13:12 (one year ago) link

xp the whole apparatus of vacations from work inexorably makes both working and taking vacations worse

عباس کیارستمی (Eric H.), Thursday, 1 December 2022 14:35 (one year ago) link

Free Damm has been my tipple, had never heard of it before but it's on a £3.50 for a 4-pack offer at Morrisons. I found myself savouring the taste rather than glugging it down like it's a race to get fresh!

calzino, Thursday, 1 December 2022 14:42 (one year ago) link

You know, I thought ukpol thread was more boring recently.

Good on you, man!

Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 1 December 2022 15:03 (one year ago) link

The Blue Nile

Speaking as a huge Talk Talk fan, I suppose I should love them… But I don’t

― Chuck_Tatum, Thursday, December 1, 2022 7:11 AM (three hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

I never got hooked either. Maybe someday.

Evan, Thursday, 1 December 2022 15:55 (one year ago) link

The Sight and Sound poll

Mr. Snrub, Friday, 2 December 2022 18:52 (one year ago) link

AI-generated art

jmm, Wednesday, 7 December 2022 14:26 (one year ago) link

The Avatar sequel.

Dan Worsley, Wednesday, 7 December 2022 18:30 (one year ago) link

AI-generated art

this doesn't even need to exist. AI will only create bad art when it's asked to, it will never take the initiative

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 7 December 2022 18:33 (one year ago) link

^^^ that looks like the textbook example of "not my thing." I never saw the first one. xp

Three Rings for the Elven Bishop (Dan Peterson), Wednesday, 7 December 2022 18:34 (one year ago) link

not to get into a big argument here, but this is the point about AI art I understand the least. I've seen so many stunning and weird images come out of the AI world over the past year+. I think it's a mistake to look at it as a replacement for this or that other type of art, and just see it as it's own medium that generates it's own strange aesthetics.

Muad'Doob (Moodles), Wednesday, 7 December 2022 18:37 (one year ago) link

I think I've just gotten weary of the sheer amount of it - it's just everywhere on the internet now, and it's hard for me to stay interested at this point

jmm, Wednesday, 7 December 2022 18:49 (one year ago) link

AI only creates images, not art. An AI-generated image becomes art only through the agency of a human who selects it and 'sponsors' it as art.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Wednesday, 7 December 2022 18:51 (one year ago) link

and yeah, Avatar sequel otm

jmm, Wednesday, 7 December 2022 18:53 (one year ago) link

the vast majority of it is unoriginal, derivative, dull, or just plain bad, exactly like every other type of art ever

xposts

Muad'Doob (Moodles), Wednesday, 7 December 2022 18:54 (one year ago) link

Add: if the human sponsor is a bad artist, they will only be capable of selecting and sponsoring 'bad AI art'. This was always true of bad artists. What AI adds to this process of making bad art is mind-boggling speed and ease, so thousands of images can be generated in a single workday. This sucks.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Wednesday, 7 December 2022 18:55 (one year ago) link

when midjourney gets used to generate stills from imaginary nightmarish terry gilliam films, it rules. But it’s sad that so many people seem to use it for making ye old gaudy flashy cyberdelic goa trance compilation type illustrations

lets hear some blues on those synths (brimstead), Wednesday, 7 December 2022 19:02 (one year ago) link

hey now, that cuts a bit too close there

Muad'Doob (Moodles), Wednesday, 7 December 2022 19:05 (one year ago) link

right now, my job

Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 7 December 2022 20:16 (one year ago) link

I'd be interested in an AI generated Avatar movie maybe, but only if it wasn't 100 hours long

I? not I! He! He! HIM! (akm), Wednesday, 7 December 2022 20:45 (one year ago) link

AI generated Emoji movie

Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 7 December 2022 20:46 (one year ago) link

spotify wrapped, mine or yours

budo jeru, Thursday, 8 December 2022 00:52 (one year ago) link

On my social media feed, the AI art battle is being fought by two sides that equally have no fucking idea what they're talking about.

Chalk it up to the Sneetchification of the net

Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Thursday, 8 December 2022 20:12 (one year ago) link

it's an extremely annoying argument, like there are obviously ethical questions involved, and there's also lots of shitty art floating around, but it's also just a new and unique medium and has already been the source of some really cool stuff and will continue to develop in weird unexpected ways. it's neither the end of the world or any better than anything else.

Muad'Doob (Moodles), Thursday, 8 December 2022 20:40 (one year ago) link

the ones acting the smuggest about it are the ones sharing info that is laughably wrong, even by the very very little I know about it.

they think someone is cramming framed art into a cd rom drive piece by piece and it's coming back out as new art

Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Thursday, 8 December 2022 21:53 (one year ago) link

the AI art bothers me less than the AI writing which is clearly eventually going to be a big issue in academic settings.

I? not I! He! He! HIM! (akm), Thursday, 8 December 2022 21:56 (one year ago) link

oh yeah. I mean aren't they already auto-writing blogs?

Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Thursday, 8 December 2022 22:06 (one year ago) link

it's just the people who are screaming about AI Art weren't doing it after Dall*E came out and other things like that, they waited for Lensa AI to get popular and their friends to start posting selfie art, and THEN they started moaning. because it's a chance to smugly brag about how you're not stupid enough to pay $4 for AI art in which the privacy agreement might be sketch (just like literally every app on the planet, including Facebook), and how also you're a true art aficionado and not ripping artists off like everyone else.

sorry if I'm not gonna be lectured by someone who proclaimed they were TeamJohnny during Amber Heard-Depp trial

Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Thursday, 8 December 2022 22:09 (one year ago) link

the Harry/Meghan Netflix show

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 8 December 2022 22:28 (one year ago) link

it's gonna come out that the avatar sequels ARE ai generated art and I'm gonna be so smug about it

They better be

Muad'Doob (Moodles), Friday, 9 December 2022 18:29 (one year ago) link

I would watch any movie written by Talk To Transformer as long as the acting is sincere

Evan, Friday, 9 December 2022 19:46 (one year ago) link

let's be real, soderbergh is gonna do that if he hasn't already

three weeks pass...

glass fucken onion

Tsar Bombadil (James Morrison), Thursday, 5 January 2023 00:15 (one year ago) link

sorry, middle-aged internet person: while I'm impressed by your ability to report from the front lines of youth culture without even leaving your living room, I really don't care what your 13-year-old thinks about Hogwarts Legacy or Avatar 2 or the new Bonamassa record

astor pizzarolla (unregistered), Monday, 16 January 2023 00:34 (one year ago) link

it is a ridiculous and too-often-used ploy by reviewers, yes

ugh

The Gate of Angels Laundromat (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 17 January 2023 01:49 (one year ago) link

Let me try this out: a certain band I was unfamiliar with showed up in my algorithmic year-end wrap-up because they are one of my daughter’s favorites and so…I will have listen to them myself and get back to you.

The Gate of Angels Laundromat (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 17 January 2023 01:57 (one year ago) link

your ugly shithead colonial flag and your ugly shithead colonial mindset

assert (matttkkkk), Thursday, 26 January 2023 03:04 (one year ago) link

podcasts of any sort whatsoever

sleeve, Friday, 27 January 2023 20:25 (one year ago) link

Rotten Tomatoes on one end and “Film Twitter” on the other

Chuck_Tatum, Friday, 27 January 2023 20:28 (one year ago) link

Whether other people's travel choices are sufficiently "authentic" as opposed to "packaged."

Yo I work 51 weeks a year and during the week I get to relax, I don't feel like I need to backpack across the Himalayas and stay in a a yurt and study the local culture and drink yak milk directly from the yak. It does not harm you at all if I just stay at a beach resort having pina coladas brought to me while I read.

Fuck right off the the self-righteousness.

If you want to experience authentic Cameroonian cuisine, bicycle through Hungary or $4 a day, drink chicha all night with the colorful band of Peruvian musicians who you met at the fruit market and who generously took you in despite having no language in common etc etc... that's cool, rock on.

But if someone else just wants to doze in a hammock for a week, that's cool too.

is it milli vanilli or just a facsimile (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 27 January 2023 22:54 (one year ago) link

Given the last three years, "sitting in a comfortable place in the sun doing nothing" feels like the ultimate vacation.

I HAVE NO IDEA HOW THE DIAPER GOT LOOSE (Neanderthal), Friday, 27 January 2023 22:57 (one year ago) link

The Oscar nomination "controversy"

I HAVE NO IDEA HOW THE DIAPER GOT LOOSE (Neanderthal), Saturday, 28 January 2023 16:30 (one year ago) link

when someone throws a basketball in the hoop from really far away

Karl Malone, Saturday, 4 February 2023 05:20 (one year ago) link

That mail won't deliver itself

Muad'Doob (Moodles), Saturday, 4 February 2023 05:33 (one year ago) link

Throwing the ball in the hoop from very far away is kind of like delivering the mail in the game Paperboy! Maybe that’s how I should think about it. I’d like to care about it because every social media platform believes that I want to see videos of strangers making shots from half court

Karl Malone, Saturday, 4 February 2023 05:43 (one year ago) link

10x more exciting though than a civilian attempting a 30-yard field goal.

pplains, Saturday, 4 February 2023 05:50 (one year ago) link

except when said civilian sets up a fake play and runs into the endzone.

pplains, Saturday, 4 February 2023 05:51 (one year ago) link

Of paperboys and mailmen

Muad'Doob (Moodles), Saturday, 4 February 2023 06:27 (one year ago) link

James Cameron's Avatar franchise.

Daniel_Rf, Saturday, 4 February 2023 11:02 (one year ago) link

Not that I don't care, per se, but the rush to condemn DiCaprio for dating a 19 year old, when as of yet the only evidence is then pictured together at a party and both denied being in a relationship.

I get his past behavior making it easy to believe, and fine, if you want to excoriate him for that, but it creeps me out a little when the public pretends to know more about someone's relationship than they do

waiting for a czar to fall (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 8 February 2023 18:45 (one year ago) link

Steve Albini's tweets

And Your Borad Can Zing (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 8 February 2023 20:55 (one year ago) link

(cue up somebody calling me for s-posting on that thread, which maybe only proves my point)

And Your Borad Can Zing (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 8 February 2023 20:56 (one year ago) link

Sam fucking Smith

assert (matttkkkk), Thursday, 9 February 2023 12:33 (one year ago) link

the downing of mysterious flying objects

Andy the Grasshopper, Monday, 13 February 2023 18:32 (one year ago) link

Yeah. I feel like I should care more about the government shooting shit down in our airspace, but... <big exaggerated shrug>

beard papa, Monday, 13 February 2023 19:00 (one year ago) link

the whole thing feels like some manufactured crisis, but to what end I do not know

Andy the Grasshopper, Monday, 13 February 2023 19:07 (one year ago) link

eep opp ork ah ah

waiting for a czar to fall (Neanderthal), Monday, 13 February 2023 19:19 (one year ago) link

i'm enjoying it as comedy tbh

satori enabler (Noodle Vague), Monday, 13 February 2023 19:58 (one year ago) link

it's open season on mysterious flying objects

Andy the Grasshopper, Monday, 13 February 2023 20:04 (one year ago) link

If more immigrants traveled by balloon it would put to rest all the silliness about Trumpy walls. Balloons appear to be an underrated way of getting to the United States.

Auf Der Martini (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 13 February 2023 20:09 (one year ago) link

Let me try this out: a certain band I was unfamiliar with showed up in my algorithmic year-end wrap-up because they are one of my daughter’s favorites and so…I will have listen to them myself and get back to you.

― The Gate of Angels Laundromat (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, January 16, 2023 8:57 PM (one month ago)

uh, are you at liberty to reveal the name of the band?

(and is it Wallows?)

astor pizzarolla (unregistered), Sunday, 19 February 2023 15:30 (one year ago) link

harry potter

POLIZISTEN VERSINKEN IM SCHLAMM (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 19 February 2023 20:04 (one year ago) link

Roald Dahl

into the crypt of ray reardon (Matt #2), Monday, 20 February 2023 09:04 (one year ago) link

The Telegraph losing their minds over that story, as you can imagine

Maggot Bairn (Tom D.), Monday, 20 February 2023 10:09 (one year ago) link

Funnily enough I was reading Charlie and the Chocolate Factory to my daughter at bedtime last week and did some on-the-go editing as I went. He was a bit of a mean-spirited prick, wasn't he.

Sam Weller, Monday, 20 February 2023 10:31 (one year ago) link

I think that part of his work is very appealing to children, there’s nothing saccharine about it at all. There’s so many dark and disturbing plots! The witches killing children, the child-eating giants, the things that happen to the bad winners on the chocolate factory tour. On the one hand, this appeals to a child’s sense of thrill and fascination with things that scare them, but on the other you’re like reading this (as an adult) and wondering exactly how far removed he is from those Daily Mail columnists who despise children and call the police if they see them playing outside. I mean the works are generally good, the outrage is completely dull as per, but even as a child you know that stuff is harsh af.

here you go, muttonchops Yaz (gyac), Monday, 20 February 2023 10:37 (one year ago) link

Thanks for that, what a prick!

here you go, muttonchops Yaz (gyac), Monday, 20 February 2023 10:42 (one year ago) link

When Two Pricks Meet

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 20 February 2023 10:46 (one year ago) link

irony with Dahl is that i don't feel he missed out on a great career writing books for adults

satori enabler (Noodle Vague), Monday, 20 February 2023 13:32 (one year ago) link

Especially because he wrote quite a bit for adults (and it’s fantastically misanthropic material as well)

عباس کیارستمی (Eric H.), Monday, 20 February 2023 13:41 (one year ago) link

I used to work in a second-hand bookshop where old copies of his charmingly titled "Switch Bitch" were regularly on the shelves, and sold well to people obv. attracted by the author's name. "You're in for a disappointment or a shock" I always thought.

fetter, Monday, 20 February 2023 14:17 (one year ago) link

Horrible man. Famously anti-Semitic.

Maggot Bairn (Tom D.), Monday, 20 February 2023 14:27 (one year ago) link

harry potter

― POLIZISTEN VERSINKEN IM SCHLAMM (forksclovetofu), Sunday, February 19, 2023 3:04 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

Roald Dahl

― into the crypt of ray reardon (Matt #2), Monday, February 20, 2023 4:04 AM (five hours ago)

Being the one I read at the oldest age, the Dahl I most vividly remember is Boy, his autobiography of being relentlessly abused at boarding school. If JKR had read it, maybe we'd all have been spared

rob, Monday, 20 February 2023 14:31 (one year ago) link

ChatGPT. Listening to someone prattle about this is like hearing them talk about crypto or their fantasy football team. I just don't care.

Sam Weller, Tuesday, 28 February 2023 14:51 (one year ago) link

I used to not care about Harry Potter, but now I do at least care enough to never spend a cent on anything that makes JKR wealthier.

I just don't care about the Chinese government "spying" on us with TikTok and balloons.

beard papa, Tuesday, 28 February 2023 21:59 (one year ago) link

Right, beard papa, both governments are constantly looking at both countries with countless satellites (and in lots of other ways).

There is nothing that a balloon can see that wouldn't get seen otherwise.

Also TikTok can't get anything of value that we aren't already providing to a hundred sources in a dozen ways whenever we interact with a phone or computer or tablet or phablet or tabputer or comphab or whatever. Or click "yes" on a user agreement or terms and conditions or whatever.

I am pretty sure that electronically speaking, I have already been as compromised as I am likely to get. I don't really have any secrets anyways, and if something bad was going to happen to me I suppose it already would have. Or it's going to happen anyway regardless of what I do or don't do.

(P.S. Hi, digital overlords! Hope you're doing well.)

nat king cole slaw (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 28 February 2023 22:20 (one year ago) link

yeah but can a sophisticated high-tech spy satellite stop a pigeon?

calzino, Wednesday, 1 March 2023 00:19 (one year ago) link

marjorie taylor greene, hating marjorie taylor greene, funny memes about hating marjorie taylor greene

ꙮ (map), Wednesday, 1 March 2023 16:30 (one year ago) link

spelling the name correctly. etc

ꙮ (map), Wednesday, 1 March 2023 16:31 (one year ago) link

I almost added her (and all right wing presidential hopefuls) to my list of things I just don't care about. I'll seethe about them if they win, but I'm not into the emotional cost of being constantly outraged by shitty people.

beard papa, Wednesday, 1 March 2023 18:58 (one year ago) link

This may be so obvious it doesn’t require mention, but Alex Murdaugh (and all other tabloid fodder sensationalist murder cases foisted on us by the media, past present and future)

Lavator Shemmelpennick, Friday, 3 March 2023 16:15 (one year ago) link

Sue Gray

calzino, Friday, 3 March 2023 16:45 (one year ago) link

xp cosign; true crime is a scourge

عباس کیارستمی (Eric H.), Friday, 3 March 2023 23:39 (one year ago) link

three weeks pass...

Gwyneth fucking Paltrow and some shite about skiing.

Maggot Bairn (Tom D.), Saturday, 25 March 2023 09:30 (one year ago) link

if the vacuous celeb and the grasping middle-class ambulance chaser both got buried alive by a deadly avalanche and that was the end of the matter, then I would applaud avalanches.

calzino, Saturday, 25 March 2023 09:40 (one year ago) link

Excerpts from this nonsense have been running uninterrupted on Sky News for the last 20-30 minutes.

Maggot Bairn (Tom D.), Saturday, 25 March 2023 09:45 (one year ago) link

still banging on about Avalanches in 2023, classic ilm

satori enabler (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 25 March 2023 10:02 (one year ago) link

carmody to thread

mark s, Saturday, 25 March 2023 11:05 (one year ago) link

where’s Snow Patrol when u need’em

brownie, Saturday, 25 March 2023 23:04 (one year ago) link

like bringing up a finely aged excelsior vintage 2005 from the ilx basement

ꙮ (map), Saturday, 25 March 2023 23:10 (one year ago) link

Lol

It’s Only Her Factory, Girl! (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 26 March 2023 03:01 (one year ago) link

I know so little about this that at first I thought it was about the Colorado NHL team, and I know nothing about the NHL.

It’s Only Her Factory, Girl! (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 26 March 2023 03:04 (one year ago) link

John fucken Wick movies

Tsar Bombadil (James Morrison), Thursday, 30 March 2023 01:22 (one year ago) link

whether or not to ban TikTok

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 30 March 2023 17:39 (one year ago) link

Every new Wes Anderson film is a "Things You're Just Not Sure If You Still Care About" for me.

clemenza, Thursday, 30 March 2023 17:46 (one year ago) link

Andy otm.

My kids like TikTok. Anything TikTok can get from me is already out there a thousand times over.

I am resigned to that fate. The horse has left the barn, and closing the door now would be pointless.

The way I see it is that we're all going to go to information hell anyway; why spend too much effort on getting ourselves out of the handbasket that almost everyone is in?

she loves me like a rock lobster (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 30 March 2023 18:33 (one year ago) link

whether or not to ban TikTok

Two days ago I would have been with you, but after reading up on some of the Patriot Act ass bullshit they are trying to squeeze into this, I think it might behoove us all to care a little bit more. I don't give a shit if TikTok goes away, but I do give a shit about Congress using it as an excuse to expand their digital surveillance of citizens.

Maxmillion D. Boosted (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 30 March 2023 18:36 (one year ago) link

Oh yeah. Virginia is advancing a bill to require proof of age to access porn.

Sounds well intended in theory (won't someone PLEASE think of the CHILDREN?). But the idea of three or four million Virginians uploading their driver's license to PornHub?

"Alex, I'll take 'unintended consequences' for $200, please."

she loves me like a rock lobster (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 30 March 2023 18:50 (one year ago) link

i'll upload your mom's driver's license, governor Youngkin

hootenanny-soundtracking clusterfucks about milking cows (Neanderthal), Thursday, 30 March 2023 18:51 (one year ago) link

Lol. All my accounts shall henceforth be GlennYoungkinsMom69

she loves me like a rock lobster (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 30 March 2023 18:54 (one year ago) link

Also "Youngkin" shall forever be code for und3rage inc3st, thanksbye.

A la santorum

she loves me like a rock lobster (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 30 March 2023 18:56 (one year ago) link

'Virginia' means no one's been in ya

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 30 March 2023 19:08 (one year ago) link

lol.

Also the only state flag that's rated PG-13

she loves me like a rock lobster (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 30 March 2023 20:24 (one year ago) link

okay I have to admit I'm kinda glad that Paltrow won the ski trial^^^^^

I don't give a shit about her but the whole thing seemed bogus to begin with. If you don't want to get injured, go to the lodge and order a hot toddy

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 30 March 2023 23:37 (one year ago) link

Donald Trump's court appearance.

Maggot Bairn (Tom D.), Tuesday, 4 April 2023 07:58 (one year ago) link

Orange, sweaty, belligerent

satori enabler (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 4 April 2023 07:59 (one year ago) link

lol

Maggot Bairn (Tom D.), Tuesday, 4 April 2023 08:00 (one year ago) link

Who might or might not be buying Man United

inky pinky voulez-vous (Matt #2), Tuesday, 4 April 2023 08:16 (one year ago) link

I've got to come back to this Trump shite, it's currently live on three channels in the UK. Talk about a media bubble, hardly anyone gives a fuck about this but the UK media is completely obsessed with it.

Maggot Bairn (Tom D.), Tuesday, 4 April 2023 18:39 (one year ago) link

a bit like Boris Johnson, i wd suggest that the liberal centre wants a wicker man every once in a while

satori enabler (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 4 April 2023 19:25 (one year ago) link

wish I didn't care or think about these cnuts so much

nashwan, Tuesday, 4 April 2023 20:15 (one year ago) link

Cnut

she loves me like a rock lobster (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 4 April 2023 20:21 (one year ago) link

meow wolf

ꙮ (map), Friday, 14 April 2023 22:41 (one year ago) link

rainbow bud light and reactions to it

ꙮ (map), Wednesday, 19 April 2023 17:22 (one year ago) link

one month passes...

Greta Gerwig's Barbie movie

niall horanburger (cryptosicko), Thursday, 25 May 2023 18:59 (one year ago) link

was glad no one said Tina Turner (yet)

the dreaded dependent claus (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 25 May 2023 21:59 (one year ago) link

Simply at Rest

pplains, Thursday, 25 May 2023 22:03 (one year ago) link

literally anything to do with Taylor Swift

Random Restaurateur (Jordan), Friday, 26 May 2023 17:25 (one year ago) link

This

Tsar Bombadil (James Morrison), Saturday, 27 May 2023 00:35 (one year ago) link

Philip Schofield and Holly Willoughby.

Maggot Bairn (Tom D.), Monday, 29 May 2023 08:26 (one year ago) link

I came here to say this but in my heart I knew...

Do I look like I know what a jpeg is? (dog latin), Monday, 29 May 2023 09:37 (one year ago) link

Succession or any discussion of it. I don’t care.

Goose Bigelow, Fowl Gigolo (the table is the table), Monday, 29 May 2023 11:34 (one year ago) link

Succession or any discussion of it. I don’t care.

Well, fortunately for all of us that window is almost shut. That is not a show that's gonna have a cultural half-life like the Sopranos, Mad Men, Breaking Bad etc. 95% of its fans were people required to Have Opinions About The New Thing for a living, and their attention will be on the next new thing by Friday.

but also fuck you (unperson), Monday, 29 May 2023 13:40 (one year ago) link

Hopefully that next new thing for everyone (which also just wrapped its season) is Somebody Somewhere.

fair but so uncool beliefs here (Eric H.), Monday, 29 May 2023 13:48 (one year ago) link

OTM on Succession ... Or any other TV show I haven't seen.

Maggot Bairn (Tom D.), Monday, 29 May 2023 16:14 (one year ago) link

i also don't care about tv show that i don't watch. but i am trying to think of the show i've never seen that i care about the most. care as in notice it as part of pop culture or something, i guess. it's probably either girls or how i met your mother

z_tbd, Monday, 29 May 2023 16:21 (one year ago) link

A glance at the season's most-watched shows is pretty much at a saturation point of things I just do not care about:

https://variety.com/2023/tv/news/most-popular-tv-shows-highest-rated-2022-2023-season-yellowstone-football-1235623612/

Rank	Title (Network)	VIEWERS (000)
1. NFL Sunday Night Football (NBC) 18,136
2. Yellowstone (Paramount Network) 11,550
3. NFL Monday Night Football (ESPN) 10,138
4. NCIS (CBS) 9,833
5. FBI (CBS) 9,524
6. NFL Thursday Night Football (Amazon) 9,446
7. Young Sheldon (CBS) 9,287
8. Chicago Fire (NBC) 9,253
9. Blue Bloods (CBS) 9,242
10. Ghosts (CBS) 9,085
11. 60 Minutes (CBS) 8,805
12. Chicago Med (NBC) 8,486
13. The Equalizer (CBS) 8,286
14. Chicago PD (NBC) 8,272
15. Fire Country (CBS) 8,252
16. FBI: Most Wanted (CBS) 8,006
17. FBI: International (CBS) 7,726
18. NCIS: Hawai’i (CBS) 7,507
19. The Voice — Monday (NBC) 7,306
20. The Voice —Tuesday (NBC) 7,213
21. 9-1-1 (Fox) 7,092
22. Law & Order: SVU (NBC) 6,873
23. American Idol (ABC) 6,798
24. East New York (CBS) 6,791
25. Survivor (CBS) 6,714
26. S.W.A.T. (CBS) 6,681
27. The Rookie (ABC) 6,484
28. The Neighborhood (CBS) 6,456
29. So Help Me Todd (CBS) 6,378
30. Jeopardy! Masters (ABC) 6,359
31. The Good Doctor (ABC) 6,236
32. NCIS: Los Angeles (CBS) 6,152
33. Bob Hearts Abishola (CBS) 6,107
34. American Idol — Monday (ABC) 6,063
35. NBA Playoffs: Conference Semis (ESPN) 6,014
36. Will Trent (ABC) 5,989
37. Law & Order (NBC) 5,867
38. 9-1-1: Lone Star (Fox) 5,646
39. CSI: Vegas (CBS) 5,640
40. AGT All Stars (NBC) 5,499
41. Law & Order: Organized Crime (NBC) 5,390
42. NBA Playoffs: Round 2 (TNT) 5,309
43. Station 19 (ABC) 5,215
44. Night Court (NBC) 5,209
45. The Masked Singer (Fox) 5,142
Grey’s Anatomy (ABC) 5,142
47. New Amsterdam (NBC) 5,118
48. The Price is Right at Night (CBS) 4,966
49. The Conners (ABC) 4,964
50. Big Sky (ABC) 4,818
51. La Brea (NBC) 4,758
52. The Amazing Race (CBS) 4,647
53. America’s Funniest Home Videos (ABC) 4,619
54. The Resident (Fox) 4,396
55. The Rookie: Feds (ABC) 4,310
56. Celebrity Jeopardy! (ABC) 4,304
57. Shark Tank (ABC) 4,275
58. Saturday Night Football (ABC) 4,020
59. Abbott Elementary (ABC) 3,947
60. Accused (Fox) 3,936
61. Celebrity Wheel of Fortune (ABC) 3,921
62. Quantum Leap (NBC) 3,892
63. 20/20 (ABC) 3,873
64. Alert: MPU (Fox) 3,787
The Bachelor (ABC) 3,787
66. Next Level Chef (Fox) 3,699
67. A Million Little Things (ABC) 3,671
68. Dateline-Friday (NBC) 3,600
69. NBA Playoffs Round 1 (TNT) 3,597
70. The Cleaning Lady (Fox) 3,494
71. Not Dead Yet (ABC) 3,352
72. College Football Pac12 Prime (Fox) 3,228
73. That’s My Jam (NBC) 3,225
74. MLB NL Division Series L (FS1) 3,207
75. The Goldbergs (ABC) 3,115
76. Bachelor in Paradise — Tuesday (ABC) 3,045
77. Hell’s Kitchen (Fox) 2,948
78. Bachelor in Paradise — Monday (ABC) 2,942
79. Home Economics (ABC) 2,923
80. NBA Saturday Primetime (ABC) 2,847
81. House of the Dragon (HBO) 2,717
82. Special Forces (Fox) 2,692
83. WWE Friday Night Smackdown (Fox) 2,594
84. Sister Wives (TLC) 2,575
85. The Walking Dead (AMC) 2,493
86. 90 Day Fiancé: Happily Ever After: Tell All: No Limits (TLC) 2,394
87. Lego Masters (Fox) 2,246
88. College Football Prime L (ESPN) 2,177
89. 90 Day Fiancé: Happily Ever After (TLC) 2,171
90. The Simpsons (Fox) 2,089
91. WWE Monday Night Raw (USA) 2,059
92. Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (Bravo) 1,975
93. Below Deck (Bravo) 1,779
94. Vanderpump Rules (Bravo) 1,727
95. Family Guy (Fox) 1,653
96. Monday Night Football — Manningcast (ESPN2) 1,477
97. NHL Conference Semi-Finals L (ESPN) 1,457
98. NHL Playoffs Quarter Finals (TNT) 1,438
99. NBA Basketball (TNT) 1,409
100. Bob’s Burgers (Fox) 1,402

fair but so uncool beliefs here (Eric H.), Monday, 29 May 2023 16:23 (one year ago) link

i care about the new quantum leap, even though i haven't seen it. i hope it lives up to the quantum leap level of excellence we've all come to respect

z_tbd, Monday, 29 May 2023 16:27 (one year ago) link

Ok.

Chicago Fire (NBC) 9,253 Chicago Med (NBC) 8,486
Chicago PD (NBC) 8,272

xyzzzz__, Monday, 29 May 2023 16:43 (one year ago) link

When I had a TV I used to watch those Chicago shows. If they were still streaming on Hulu I'd probably catch up with them, but they're on Peacock so they no longer exist for me.

but also fuck you (unperson), Monday, 29 May 2023 17:25 (one year ago) link

I'm still sort of coming to terms with this being even remotely possible

2.	Yellowstone (Paramount Network)	11,550

fair but so uncool beliefs here (Eric H.), Monday, 29 May 2023 17:26 (one year ago) link

I think I might watch Succession but just the final season, as the head of the gang died only halfway through the final season.

It's like watching a golf major, a lot of the time you can just tune in halfway through the final round and it's fine.

xyzzzz__, Monday, 29 May 2023 18:50 (one year ago) link

whats a spoiler anyway

Ár an broc a mhic (darraghmac), Monday, 29 May 2023 18:53 (one year ago) link

amazing how much crime there is in the u.s. navy

mookieproof, Monday, 29 May 2023 18:56 (one year ago) link

Three FBI shows to deal with crimes

xyzzzz__, Monday, 29 May 2023 18:57 (one year ago) link

Happily surprised that Ghosts is doing so well

the world is your octopus (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 29 May 2023 19:09 (one year ago) link

THE MOST-WATCHED NETWORKS OF 2022-23 (BY TOTAL VIEWERS)
Network (Total viewer number; Year-to-year comparison)

CBS (5,888,000; down 5%)
NBC (5,218,000; down 13%)
Fox (4,419,000; down 1%)
ABC (4,111,000; down 1%)
ESPN (2,186,000; up 2%)
Fox News (2,109,000; down 15%)
Univision (1,279,000; down 14%)
MSNBC (1,185,000; up 2%)
TNT (1,073,000; down 9%)
Hallmark (1,012,000; down 13%)

fair but so uncool beliefs here (Eric H.), Monday, 29 May 2023 19:12 (one year ago) link

BTW ...

22. CNN (605,000; down 19%)

fair but so uncool beliefs here (Eric H.), Monday, 29 May 2023 19:13 (one year ago) link

My posts today on this thread are a thing I just don't care about

fair but so uncool beliefs here (Eric H.), Monday, 29 May 2023 19:13 (one year ago) link

You're not to be had for the price of a cocktail. Or a salted peanut.

the dreaded dependent claus (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 29 May 2023 19:26 (one year ago) link

i don't even own a care about television

, Monday, 29 May 2023 19:30 (one year ago) link

the Barbie movie

papal hotwife (milo z), Monday, 29 May 2023 19:34 (one year ago) link

Naps.

the dreaded dependent claus (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 29 May 2023 19:37 (one year ago) link

Jeez, I only care about sleep

fair but so uncool beliefs here (Eric H.), Monday, 29 May 2023 19:37 (one year ago) link

ppl who don’t care about succession are denying themselves great writing and acting and i guess that’s fine

flamenco drop (BradNelson), Monday, 29 May 2023 19:40 (one year ago) link

Jeez, I only care about sleep

― fair but so uncool beliefs here (Eric H.),

It won't play

the dreaded dependent claus (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 29 May 2023 19:41 (one year ago) link

That is not a show that's gonna have a cultural half-life like the Sopranos, Mad Men, Breaking Bad etc.

as usual you are wrong

flamenco drop (BradNelson), Monday, 29 May 2023 19:41 (one year ago) link

I'm not sure how anyone can make that prediction!

the dreaded dependent claus (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 29 May 2023 19:43 (one year ago) link

A radical shift from my younger days but: keeping up with new media. Music, literature, film, television--if it's worth experiencing, I will get to it sooner or later.

Put another way: I may or may not care about Succession months or even years from now.

niall horanburger (cryptosicko), Monday, 29 May 2023 19:47 (one year ago) link

(I should have said "I may or may not end up caring about the show; I have not yet seen any of it)

niall horanburger (cryptosicko), Monday, 29 May 2023 19:48 (one year ago) link

as usual you are wrong

This is my reaction to pretty much all your posts, but I don't type it out.

*pins medal to own chest*

but also fuck you (unperson), Monday, 29 May 2023 20:38 (one year ago) link

Seriously, though, Brad, that's why you're one of my favorite posters, because you are always floridly enthusiastic about the stuff you like, and it's always 180 degrees removed from my taste, so it's fascinating to observe.

but also fuck you (unperson), Monday, 29 May 2023 20:41 (one year ago) link

you aren’t talking about your taste though, you are projecting the kind of reputation this show will have in the future

flamenco drop (BradNelson), Monday, 29 May 2023 20:48 (one year ago) link

anyway i know you love being an obtuse dickhead about everything and will never change so that’s fine too!

flamenco drop (BradNelson), Monday, 29 May 2023 20:49 (one year ago) link

Have to say, unperson, Succession will definitely go down in history in the same breaths as all the ones you mentioned. There's no reason it wouldn't. But I guess the point of this thread isn't to make people care about things they just don't care about

Do I look like I know what a jpeg is? (dog latin), Monday, 29 May 2023 21:00 (one year ago) link

Succession's half-life will be long in an annoying way for nonwatchers because people are going to be quoting lines and posting memes from it for a long time. As they do with the Wire, GoT, etc.

But to keep things in the spirit of the thread, something I just don't care about is Martin Amis.

lol “shows”

brimstead, Monday, 29 May 2023 23:15 (one year ago) link

I like how this thread has become “things that annoy me”

brimstead, Monday, 29 May 2023 23:15 (one year ago) link

At a certain point, the way the shows saturate pop culture means I don’t have to waste my time watching them.

Goose Bigelow, Fowl Gigolo (the table is the table), Tuesday, 30 May 2023 01:22 (one year ago) link

ok snobby mcsnoberson

flamenco drop (BradNelson), Tuesday, 30 May 2023 01:23 (one year ago) link

i avoid a lot of shows bc they're popular and i'm waiting for them to get bad or end before wasting my time, but succession is just like... as good as writing for a visual medium gets, it is such a rich text and i will be thinking about the characters for the rest of my life (cf. novels)

flamenco drop (BradNelson), Tuesday, 30 May 2023 01:27 (one year ago) link

succession is just like... as good as writing for a visual medium gets

This is what people told me about Deadwood and a) it wasn't true of the two episodes of Succession I watched and b) it wasn't true of Deadwood either. I ground my way through the first two seasons without finding a single character to give a fuck about. On the other hand, I just re-watched Season 5 of Justified, the one everybody hates because of Michael Rapaport's accent, and that was a very entertaining story about a disgusting criminal family flailing around and lashing out at each other in the wake of their patriarch's demise.

but also fuck you (unperson), Tuesday, 30 May 2023 01:32 (one year ago) link

Brad, it’s not snobbery to want to do other things with one’s time.

Goose Bigelow, Fowl Gigolo (the table is the table), Tuesday, 30 May 2023 02:02 (one year ago) link

It's snobbery when you inflect posts so that you belittle the people who like the things you scorn.

the dreaded dependent claus (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 30 May 2023 02:05 (one year ago) link

I think between Succession and Martin Amis I just don’t understand what other people mean when they say “good writing.”

but also fuck you (unperson), Tuesday, 30 May 2023 02:07 (one year ago) link

yeah that’s probably it

flamenco drop (BradNelson), Tuesday, 30 May 2023 02:08 (one year ago) link

Brad, it’s not snobbery to want to do other things with one’s time.

― Goose Bigelow, Fowl Gigolo (the table is the table), Monday, May 29, 2023 7:02 PM (five minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

fair enough! it just depresses me when writers don’t respond to or don’t want to engage with a well-written thing that happens to be popular but i’m sure you’ve got no shortage of good writing to engage with

flamenco drop (BradNelson), Tuesday, 30 May 2023 02:11 (one year ago) link

It's snobbery when you inflect posts so that you belittle the people who like the things you scorn.


No belittling meant, sorry it came out that way.

I don’t care about the show, I’m tired of it taking up space everywhere, and I especially resent the weird coercion that happens around these shows, like one must care about them to care about contemporary culture or something. That’s hogwash. I’ll watch my dumb comedy shows from four seasons ago and whatever other bullshit I’m on at the moment.

Goose Bigelow, Fowl Gigolo (the table is the table), Tuesday, 30 May 2023 02:17 (one year ago) link

I don’t really care if people don’t care about stuff I care about unless they are actively preventing me from accessing it. Life is too short.

The Original Human Beat Surrender (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 30 May 2023 02:20 (one year ago) link

Brad, it’s not snobbery to want to do other things with one’s time.

― Goose Bigelow, Fowl Gigolo (the table is the table), Monday, May 29, 2023 7:02 PM (five minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

fair enough! it just depresses me when writers don’t respond to or don’t want to engage with a well-written thing that happens to be popular but i’m sure you’ve got no shortage of good writing to engage with


I get this, I hesitate to bring it up but I was raised with deep suspicion and bias of television and only television of all the media forms, so while I’ve made inroads, I still have a nag in the back of my head that says “this is all trash.” I don’t actually think that about a lot of the stuff I like, but getting me to watch something and invest in it takes some serious doing. I think the only prestige show I watched while it aired was The Wire, and that was for the final two seasons. I still haven’t watched rhe Sopranos, tho want to. So you see, I have a lot of catching up to do lmfao

Goose Bigelow, Fowl Gigolo (the table is the table), Tuesday, 30 May 2023 02:21 (one year ago) link

Are you saying you never went back and watched the first 3 seasons?

Muad'Doob (Moodles), Tuesday, 30 May 2023 02:23 (one year ago) link

No belittling meant, sorry it came out that way.

lol this is your entire posting style

nor are you sorry

mookieproof, Tuesday, 30 May 2023 02:54 (one year ago) link

Martin Amis.

dow, Tuesday, 30 May 2023 03:14 (one year ago) link

I don't even own a show

Landfill Collins (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 30 May 2023 03:33 (one year ago) link

I still sort of care about Martin Amis despite giving him a wide berth for many decades, but I don’t care if other people don’t care about him.

The Original Human Beat Surrender (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 30 May 2023 03:38 (one year ago) link

THE MOST-WATCHED NETWORKS OF 2022-23 (BY TOTAL VIEWERS)
Network (Total viewer number; Year-to-year comparison)

CBS (5,888,000; down 5%)
NBC (5,218,000; down 13%)
Fox (4,419,000; down 1%)
ABC (4,111,000; down 1%)
ESPN (2,186,000; up 2%)
Fox News (2,109,000; down 15%)
Univision (1,279,000; down 14%)
MSNBC (1,185,000; up 2%)
TNT (1,073,000; down 9%)
Hallmark (1,012,000; down 13%)
― fair but so uncool beliefs here (Eric H.), Monday, 29 May 2023 bookmarkflaglink

If this is how TV is doing there won't be any cinemas in ten years

xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 30 May 2023 07:25 (one year ago) link

Meta discussions about television.

Daniel_Rf, Tuesday, 30 May 2023 09:16 (one year ago) link

People not caring about things

the world is your octopus (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Tuesday, 30 May 2023 09:31 (one year ago) link

things

Ár an broc a mhic (darraghmac), Tuesday, 30 May 2023 09:47 (one year ago) link

Otm

The Original Human Beat Surrender (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 30 May 2023 10:40 (one year ago) link

What mookieproof says about anything

Goose Bigelow, Fowl Gigolo (the table is the table), Tuesday, 30 May 2023 10:56 (one year ago) link

wtf

Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 30 May 2023 11:06 (one year ago) link

Seriously there's got to be more going on with this Philip Schofield thing for it to be taking up this much media coverage for so long. Oh no, am I starting to care??

Do I look like I know what a jpeg is? (dog latin), Friday, 2 June 2023 08:56 (one year ago) link

His brother has just been sentenced to 12 years for sexual abuse of a teenage boy, Philip Schofield first met the guy he had a relationship with when the guy was 15. A whole lot of dot joining going on in the UK media.

Maggot Bairn (Tom D.), Friday, 2 June 2023 09:14 (one year ago) link

when UK people apply for television presenter vacancies they should be honest when ticking the paedophile YES/NO? box on the application form. It would save a lot of trouble!

calzino, Friday, 2 June 2023 09:28 (one year ago) link

I hate myself for knowing this, but he first met the boy when he was 11.

the world is your octopus (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 2 June 2023 09:31 (one year ago) link

[startled looking Gordon the Gopher pic that failed to load]

calzino, Friday, 2 June 2023 09:38 (one year ago) link

sorry Gordon is cancelled

two grills one tap (Noodle Vague), Friday, 2 June 2023 09:44 (one year ago) link

the AI cancel bot will delete that shortly

calzino, Friday, 2 June 2023 09:48 (one year ago) link

pic.twitter.com/gJ4mmExQVM

— christhebarker (@christhebarker) June 2, 2023

the world is your octopus (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 2 June 2023 09:59 (one year ago) link

Obvious I know but Prince Harry, I wish this cunt would just disappear.

Maggot Bairn (Tom D.), Wednesday, 7 June 2023 21:06 (one year ago) link

he seems to have inherited all the worst personality traits from the guy who most likely isn't his biological dad, hope the cunt loses. Yes I'm on side with the right-wing gutter press here!

calzino, Wednesday, 7 June 2023 21:16 (one year ago) link

I totally don't care but Harry having a massive hissy fit at the Royals and England is funny. The only the royalists hate!

xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 7 June 2023 21:34 (one year ago) link

"the Mandela effect"

half the things people cite are things I never believed to be true, most of all that a fucking stupid movie called Shazaam featuring Sinbad exists.

the manwich horror (Neanderthal), Friday, 16 June 2023 14:15 (one year ago) link

I still don't believe that people thought Nelson Mandela died in the early 90s.

pplains, Friday, 16 June 2023 14:41 (one year ago) link

hell, there's even a joke in PCU:

"Free Nelson Mandela!"

"THEY FREED HIM ALREADY!"

the manwich horror (Neanderthal), Friday, 16 June 2023 14:43 (one year ago) link

the Glastonbury Festival

calzino, Friday, 16 June 2023 15:06 (one year ago) link

Man City's treble

darts macabre (Matt #2), Friday, 16 June 2023 15:15 (one year ago) link

"I don’t care about the show, I’m tired of it taking up space everywhere, and I especially resent the weird coercion that happens around these shows, like one must care about them to care about contemporary culture or something. That’s hogwash. I’ll watch my dumb comedy shows from four seasons ago and whatever other bullshit I’m on at the moment."

i feel this way. but that's just age. it happens to the best of us. it is true that hollywood is a dire pit of horrible and the rest of the world is in some sort of insane renaissance of film and t.v.-making though. i still haven't seen midsommar and everythingeverywhere because i am a child and hate when people tell me i have to see something. i am happy with castle and chopped reruns and all the other dumb stuff i rot my brain with. i thought that was supposed to be the cool thing about the internet and streaming. doesn't matter when you watch something. YES i will watch the last of us eventually leave me alone! you know? i finally watched martyrs. i waited 15 years.

(succession talk reminds me of people raving about the west wing and me hating the west wing. but i didn't hate succession. i watched the first two seasons. feel like that was enough. unperson brings up deadwood and i have never made it all the way through. for the record, i hated nypd blue. bochco/milch were no homicide/wire. they were corny as fuck. like M.A.S.H. was their fave t.v. show or something. hill street blues totally reminded me of M.A.S.H. when it was on t.v. i am a huge fan of Hell On Wheels though. i might actually re-watch the whole thing.)

scott seward, Friday, 16 June 2023 15:49 (one year ago) link

Good conservatives.

the dreaded dependent claus (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 16 June 2023 16:16 (one year ago) link

agreed, frankly I think all of the people that are being talked about there should be blasted into the sun.

butt dumb tight my boners got boners (the table is the table), Friday, 16 June 2023 19:22 (one year ago) link

Which Indiana Jones movie men, in particular, say is absolutely the worst one

fair but so uncool beliefs here (Eric H.), Tuesday, 27 June 2023 12:30 (eleven months ago) link

You still have time to write "screwball comedies."

the dreaded dependent claus (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 27 June 2023 12:32 (eleven months ago) link

me neither Eric!

nashwan, Tuesday, 27 June 2023 12:34 (eleven months ago) link

figma. about 50% of the tweets i see are about figma.

(the other half are lists of 15 ways to earn dollarbucks using chatgpt, all of which seem to have been written by chatgpt and are devoid of content)

koogs, Tuesday, 27 June 2023 13:59 (eleven months ago) link

i've managed to not care about anything T-Swift-related and its not because i wish her any ill will or have any general disregard for her career, fame, or happiness. And it's not because I'm not interested in pop fandom, predatory entertainment companies, or commerce and art in America. I just don't care.

scott seward, Tuesday, 27 June 2023 14:10 (eleven months ago) link

And scott seward's gonna not care care care care and the haters gonna hate hate hate hate and Taylor's gonna shake shake shake, shake it off

Shake Scott off

pomplamoose and circumstance (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 27 June 2023 14:26 (eleven months ago) link

Is that a Taylor Swift song or something?

pplains, Tuesday, 27 June 2023 14:39 (eleven months ago) link

i did watch her long-ass version of the song about jake the snake TWICE! (man, the pandemic was really long...)

scott seward, Tuesday, 27 June 2023 14:46 (eleven months ago) link

Meghan & Harry's failed podcast

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 28 June 2023 23:38 (eleven months ago) link

I still don't believe that people thought Nelson Mandela died in the early 90s.

i've yet to meet one person who thinks this. maybe the 'mandela effect' is based on it's own premise.

Ste, Thursday, 29 June 2023 09:25 (eleven months ago) link

I dug into the Sinbad - Shazaam thing, convinced this was overblown as a mistaken shared belief, but I found hundreds of people on Twitter aggressively arguing WITH SINBAD that he was in this movie and someone was covering it up.

About eight people linked to the same "proof", a CollegeHumor video that purported to find the lost tape, none of them realizing it was a comedy video making fun of them

sad Mings of dynasty (Neanderthal), Thursday, 29 June 2023 13:09 (eleven months ago) link

An April Fool's joke, at that

sad Mings of dynasty (Neanderthal), Thursday, 29 June 2023 13:10 (eleven months ago) link

Most Mandela-Effect stuff is just people being wrong. The more suggestible you are, the more likely you are to nod in agreement when someone in your social orbit with a strong personality says something. They're just wrong, but they say it with conviction so you don't question it.

People were wrong about stuff way before it had a meme-y name.

THAT SAID, I am also susceptible to harboring wistful fantasies about alternate universes. We will never be able to completely prove a negative, so the information landscape would seem to permit speculation. Perhaps some of us accidentally slipped through the veil from a universe where things are slightly different.

pomplamoose and circumstance (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 29 June 2023 13:28 (eleven months ago) link

an ILX with no hen fap

sad Mings of dynasty (Neanderthal), Thursday, 29 June 2023 13:32 (eleven months ago) link

W33d

carthage marine park (Deflatormouse), Thursday, 29 June 2023 14:03 (eleven months ago) link

Walked past a new dispensary in my neighborhood yesterday, the first thought that popped into my head was "yeah, i don't care"

there was a time when my life revolved around weed to an alarming extent, glad it's legal and all, just not interested.

carthage marine park (Deflatormouse), Thursday, 29 June 2023 14:07 (eleven months ago) link

The High/Long/Triple Jump events in athletics.

Ste, Thursday, 29 June 2023 14:34 (eleven months ago) link

Those are all good, the shot putt is probably the dullest event

Renaissance of the Celtic Trumpet (Tom D.), Thursday, 29 June 2023 14:43 (eleven months ago) link

Walked past a new dispensary in my neighborhood yesterday... "yeah, i don't care"

Same - as I've said elsewhere, most of these dispensaries look so uninviting, like the Verizon store next to a Starbucks.. I guess they wanted to 'go legit' but I just don't care anymore

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 29 June 2023 17:22 (eleven months ago) link

The High/Long/Triple Jump events in athletics.

― Ste, Thursday, 29 June 2023 14:34 (two hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

fp

Ár an broc a mhic (darraghmac), Thursday, 29 June 2023 17:27 (eleven months ago) link

There are at least three weed dispensaries in my town, which has fewer than 5000 people.

but also fuck you (unperson), Thursday, 29 June 2023 17:32 (eleven months ago) link

i think the shot put is weird and fascinating tbh

ꙮ (map), Thursday, 29 June 2023 17:38 (eleven months ago) link

my recommendation is to get high from a product sold by your local weed dispensary and then watch guys doing shot put online

ꙮ (map), Thursday, 29 June 2023 17:39 (eleven months ago) link

Shot put is definitely the most fun to try

beard papa, Thursday, 29 June 2023 17:46 (eleven months ago) link

Hammer throw > shot put

but also fuck you (unperson), Thursday, 29 June 2023 18:23 (eleven months ago) link

Tossing the caber

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Thursday, 29 June 2023 18:24 (eleven months ago) link

Javelin seems best for causing death/mayhem, pole vault just hurts the participants when the pole breaks

I fell asleep at kabuki (Matt #2), Thursday, 29 June 2023 19:22 (eleven months ago) link

I like all field events, they’re delightfully weird.

Jeff, Thursday, 29 June 2023 19:23 (eleven months ago) link

Javelin is just a fancy form of lawn darts

pomplamoose and circumstance (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 29 June 2023 20:09 (eleven months ago) link

javelin and pole vault are both equally dissatisfying to try vs what you might imagine having watched them

triple jump otoh always fun

Ár an broc a mhic (darraghmac), Thursday, 29 June 2023 21:04 (eleven months ago) link

threads

scott seward, Thursday, 6 July 2023 19:16 (eleven months ago) link

but i don't own a cell phone. so it makes sense that i wouldn't care.

scott seward, Thursday, 6 July 2023 19:17 (eleven months ago) link

People with cellphones don't care either.

Foot Heads Arms Body (Tom D.), Thursday, 6 July 2023 19:23 (eleven months ago) link

it took me years to realize that i could use instagram on my laptop. i thought it was just for phones.

scott seward, Thursday, 6 July 2023 19:25 (eleven months ago) link

It was, for quite awhile!

Random Restaurateur (Jordan), Thursday, 6 July 2023 19:31 (eleven months ago) link

two weeks pass...

Who Kylian Mbappe plays for.

John Donne In Concert (Tom D.), Tuesday, 25 July 2023 09:37 (ten months ago) link

So obvious it's hardly worth mentioning but Nigel Farage's bank account or lack of one.

John Donne In Concert (Tom D.), Tuesday, 25 July 2023 10:11 (ten months ago) link

amazing we have to hear about that for the rest of recorded time, he even wangled an apology out of the hapless BBC, which naturally has given the non-story extra legs

Critique of the Goth Programme (Neil S), Tuesday, 25 July 2023 10:36 (ten months ago) link

still don't care about Barbie/Oppenheimer and now add Lizzo to the heap of things going on right now that I do not care about.

beard papa, Friday, 4 August 2023 00:25 (ten months ago) link

When people put up Christmas lights

linoleum gallagher (Neanderthal), Thursday, 10 August 2023 12:54 (ten months ago) link

Shoot on sight anyone wearing sandals and socks

the dreaded dependent claus (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 10 August 2023 13:48 (ten months ago) link

Sounds like you care a lot

But his face would not turn into hot Kirby (Evan), Thursday, 10 August 2023 13:49 (ten months ago) link

My wife has strong opinions about when Christmas lights should come down.

Halfway there but for you, Thursday, 10 August 2023 14:06 (ten months ago) link

Some of our neighbors' are still up from December. I'll accept that trade-off for not living in an HOA. In the past, my wife has tried to blur the lines by putting up strings of lights for other holidays - red for Valentine's, green for spring, red white and blue for the 4th, orange for Halloween.

peace, man, Thursday, 10 August 2023 14:24 (ten months ago) link

i definitely don't care about robbie robertson's huge impact on music. or The Band. i'm pretty sure that impact resulted in really bad beer commercial music and the late-blooming beer commercial music of steve winwood not to mention the 80s beer commercial guitar of robbie robertson. it was a revolution. it was...woodstock!

scott seward, Thursday, 10 August 2023 14:45 (ten months ago) link

ILU scott

out-of-print LaserDisc edition (sleeve), Thursday, 10 August 2023 14:46 (ten months ago) link

how dare you dismiss the great art of beer commercials outright

But his face would not turn into hot Kirby (Evan), Thursday, 10 August 2023 14:49 (ten months ago) link

Taste the yuppie.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W4lkkYO3TXY

the dreaded dependent claus (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 10 August 2023 14:50 (ten months ago) link

roll with it robbie. we will never forget you. and you can leave your hat on at the pearly gates just like joe cocker said to the lady when he was channeling that disney troll in that one beer song video that one time. rest in power. #gutted #likeafish #ohcanada

scott seward, Thursday, 10 August 2023 15:17 (ten months ago) link

Damn, Scott. Harsh.

Bonobo Vox (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 10 August 2023 18:02 (ten months ago) link

oh i am not for the faint of heart.

scott seward, Thursday, 10 August 2023 18:11 (ten months ago) link

why are there 300 separate news articles profiling that rich weirdo who's trying to "age backwards" by taking 150 pills a day and eating dinner at 11 AM and injecting himself with his son's blood? why are we supposed to care about this? what kind of deranged son of a bitch wants to actually live that way? who are these "experts" saying he's gonna live until he's 200? give me a fucking break, this dude's legacy is destined to be to have some brand new thyroid disease named after him

frogbs, Thursday, 10 August 2023 19:02 (ten months ago) link

probably belongs on the hated words thread, but 'biohacking' is one of mine

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 10 August 2023 19:05 (ten months ago) link

why are there 300 separate news articles profiling that rich weirdo who's trying to "age backwards" by taking 150 pills a day and eating dinner at 11 AM and injecting himself with his son's blood?

Are you familiar with the concept and role of publicists? Journalists, particularly when it comes to "this rich guy who's written a half-million-dollar check to our PR company" stuff, are so easily led around they might as well have rings in their noses like cows.

but also fuck you (unperson), Thursday, 10 August 2023 19:08 (ten months ago) link

what is biohacking, a way to optimize your shit and piss?

linoleum gallagher (Neanderthal), Thursday, 10 August 2023 20:39 (ten months ago) link

From The Atlantic: Biohacking has become a marketing buzzword used to sell unregulated “dietary supplements” and to repackage old products

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 10 August 2023 20:49 (ten months ago) link

that backward-aging guy is terrible. reminds me of that couple who met on reddit who were into all sorts of pseudo-eugenics crap that were in multiple articles. it turns out they met on reddit in my little pony fandom or something.

mh, Thursday, 10 August 2023 21:41 (ten months ago) link

worst part about it is the media's insistence that this guy actually looks 19 or some shit. having him pose next to his son like "CAN YOU BELIEVE THEY ARE NOT BROTHERS??" he looks like any other dude in his 40s who works out and uses hair dye

frogbs, Thursday, 10 August 2023 21:50 (ten months ago) link

he looks anemic

brimstead, Thursday, 10 August 2023 21:51 (ten months ago) link

They are interested because he's an idiot who will die in 6 years, not 600.

xyzzzz__, Thursday, 10 August 2023 22:20 (ten months ago) link

I am backwards-educating right now. I got a respectable degree in English and philosophy 30 years ago and I am steadily endumbening myself.

Bonobo Vox (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 11 August 2023 00:31 (ten months ago) link

Dorian Graybro

Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 11 August 2023 00:34 (ten months ago) link

Brojamin Button

Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 11 August 2023 01:16 (ten months ago) link

Jordan Peterson

assert (matttkkkk), Friday, 11 August 2023 07:34 (ten months ago) link

I'm going to take your words on not caring about this and not look this joker up.

pplains, Friday, 11 August 2023 13:07 (ten months ago) link

just to torture myself i watched about...7 minutes of jordan peterson and bill maher(!!) on bill maher's podcast show on youtube. a show which is supposed to be edgy because its in bill maher's basement and he takes an excruciatingly long time to smoke pot and get high on it. i had watched some of the show-biz episodes because i am a sucker for olde-tyme stories about late-70s and early-80s stand up comedians.

dude - peterson - can barely talk. there is something wrong with him. it made me a little queasy. and yes bill maher has episodes with kid rock and even that awful gutfeld guy from fox because politically incorrect you can't tell me who to have on my show blah blah uhhhhggggg.

maybe it has gotten to the point where bill maher's basement is a highlight publicity-wise for peterson. but maybe that's wishful thinking and he's still huge out there. i don't know.

scott seward, Friday, 11 August 2023 15:31 (ten months ago) link

bill maher will go off on "woke kids" at the drop of a hat. it doesn't even have to have anything to do with the discussion. he just brings it up. he's obsessed with those woke kids. they are ruining the nation apparently. (and yet he was warning people about trump before trump was president. he even said that trump wouldn't leave office or accept defeat before trump was president. so, he's on the ball every five years or so.)

scott seward, Friday, 11 August 2023 15:34 (ten months ago) link

Scott, I cannot believe how perfect this parody of that show is for you, and it literally came out yesterday(!). Please watch, based on your description and reaction I think you'll really enjoy it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Ha6D1LQGD4

But his face would not turn into hot Kirby (Evan), Friday, 11 August 2023 16:12 (ten months ago) link

OMG, thank you!! will watch in a bit. hahaha, i'm already laughing.

scott seward, Friday, 11 August 2023 16:15 (ten months ago) link

BTW to clarify, "Office Hours" is Tim's actual show, and with this he's pretending he changed the format going forward but it's really just to do this parody. He did the same thing about Rogan's show a while ago - also worth checking out.

But his face would not turn into hot Kirby (Evan), Friday, 11 August 2023 16:17 (ten months ago) link

"But you can't do that anymore..."

"Well we don't do the show anymore"

"Right and I know why. I know exactly the fuck why"

"We just decided to stop..."

"I think someone said...nuh-uh...you are poking the bear"

"No...no one ever said that"

"Yeah but they don't have to! They don't have to, Fred! Come on!"

frogbs, Friday, 11 August 2023 16:23 (ten months ago) link

Fred Armisen doing his level best to play it straight is quite a feat

Muad'Doob (Moodles), Friday, 11 August 2023 16:31 (ten months ago) link

Bill Maher is a reactionary bigot, always has been

butt dumb tight my boners got boners (the table is the table), Friday, 11 August 2023 20:27 (ten months ago) link

My wife has strong opinions about when Christmas lights should come down.

― Halfway there but for you

not "when", but "if"

(answer: "no")

Kate (rushomancy), Friday, 11 August 2023 20:30 (ten months ago) link

I am backwards-educating right now. I got a respectable degree in English and philosophy 30 years ago and I am steadily endumbening myself.

― Bonobo Vox (Ye Mad Puffin)

i'm backwards-masking right now

hail satan

anybody who is interested in watching bill maher or jordan peterson or joe rogan should just watch this instead

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RTRT794IQBg

it's longer than "office hours" but it's transer and bleaker

Kate (rushomancy), Friday, 11 August 2023 20:38 (ten months ago) link

idk, it's interesting, at this point rogan, maher, hell, even _walsh_ are people i've chosen to just not care about. their bigotry and malicious lies are hurting people who belong to the same marginalized group as me and are making life way harder for all of us, and for a while i was really upset about that, but my being upset about that didn't actually help anything. all i managed to do was fuck up my own life worrying about shit i had no actual control over. i'm outsourcing that, too, allies, y'all can be upset about this shit on our behalf, ok? i'm just gonna try and live my best life here. i'm busy being upset about how the people who are supposed to be processing my FMLA paperwork are shitty and incompetent and keep losing the paperwork.

Kate (rushomancy), Friday, 11 August 2023 21:30 (ten months ago) link

otmfm. not the fmla people.

ꙮ (map), Friday, 11 August 2023 21:36 (ten months ago) link

the crooked pub

vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Saturday, 12 August 2023 09:02 (ten months ago) link

Agree except I'd love to see the horrible couple who bought it clapped in irons.

Monthly Python (Tom D.), Saturday, 12 August 2023 09:04 (ten months ago) link

it's not that I don't want all horrible rich property developers round up and executed with all the landlords. I'm just not a fan of over the top English quirkiness so don't care about the stupid pub.

vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Saturday, 12 August 2023 09:28 (ten months ago) link

it was a nice pub. property developer arsonists, landlords and people who close pubs all need a good long gulaging

you're a sick man, Buddy Rich (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 12 August 2023 11:01 (ten months ago) link

the og gulag party bulldozed down loads of old revered buildings during their 5 yr plan, although this was churches rather than pubs! What lesson these locals need to take in from this experience is never vote for an MP of any party who has received donations from property developers. That would be a start at least and would be the end of Babs parliamentary career.

vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Saturday, 12 August 2023 11:42 (ten months ago) link

the EPL

LaMDA barry-stanners (||||||||), Saturday, 12 August 2023 12:00 (ten months ago) link

Taylor Swift gigs

Ste, Saturday, 12 August 2023 12:02 (ten months ago) link

i'm blasting the first Masters of Reality album (the original on Def Jam not the reissue on Delicious Vinyl which is a whole other thing) in the store because that is what i do and i love this album so much and i was straining to think about WHY i loved it so much and what it was about it that made me immediately fall for it when i first heard it and then, you guessed it, i decided that i didn't really care why i love it. i just love it.

scott seward, Saturday, 12 August 2023 14:20 (ten months ago) link

why are there 300 separate news articles profiling that rich weirdo who's trying to "age backwards" by taking 150 pills a day and eating dinner at 11 AM and injecting himself with his son's blood? why are we supposed to care about this? what kind of deranged son of a bitch wants to actually live that way? who are these "experts" saying he's gonna live until he's 200? give me a fucking break, this dude's legacy is destined to be to have some brand new thyroid disease named after him

ffs there's a profile of this guy on the BBC News Channel right now. A gaunt weird looking 45 year old man wearing a lot of make up afaict.

Monthly Python (Tom D.), Saturday, 12 August 2023 19:38 (ten months ago) link

someone ought to tell the guy that a dewy finish on his moisturizer just makes him look more like an absolute pervert

butt dumb tight my boners got boners (the table is the table), Sunday, 13 August 2023 00:46 (ten months ago) link

this documentary about biohacking is pretty good tbh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=moyabKVvY1c

sarahell, Sunday, 13 August 2023 01:53 (ten months ago) link

guns 'n' roses. don't care. never have. will sing along with their songs in the car. will laugh at funny axl photos or funny stories about how dysfunctional they are. but i agree with siegbran on that g&r thread. they hit people at a certain age or time in their life when g&r made total sense. and i get that. like kiss. or pearl jam. or something else i never listen to. god bless them!

scott seward, Friday, 18 August 2023 17:08 (ten months ago) link

they had a pretty darn successful debut album that actually took awhile to gain traction, it was not an overnight hit at all... I think it was Sweet Child that made it finally pop

And then a racist acoustic album, then November Rain and mostly worthless garbage right up to the present day

Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 18 August 2023 17:14 (ten months ago) link

Differentiating between November Rain and worthless garbage seems unnecessary there.

Tsar Bombadil (James Morrison), Saturday, 19 August 2023 05:19 (nine months ago) link

Listen, that acoustic album wasn't all racist.

pplains, Saturday, 19 August 2023 12:38 (nine months ago) link

They had that one song with the violent misogyny, for example.

pplains, Saturday, 19 August 2023 12:38 (nine months ago) link

“Patience” fucking rules

brimstead, Saturday, 19 August 2023 16:39 (nine months ago) link

perhaps not the right thread for it but don’t really understand why people are praising a racist ahit band that used racist shit iconography throughout their careers.

butt dumb tight my boners got boners (the table is the table), Saturday, 19 August 2023 17:18 (nine months ago) link

call it another case of The Year of Dialectical Thinking. I don't much enjoy Céline, though.

the dreaded dependent claus (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 19 August 2023 17:32 (nine months ago) link

Picking up from the last few posts, and as someone who has felt exasperation directed at me at times when I say I still love a couple of Polanski films and a whole bunch of songs by Chuck Berry, I'm glad I'm not the only one puzzled by this. Does "One in a Million" count for anything? Is it that people accept what the band always said--something about "distance," I think--that they put it down to being just words rather than actions, or is their hatred of that particular song simply understood and not worth mentioning?

clemenza, Saturday, 19 August 2023 21:41 (nine months ago) link

its ok to like things

close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Saturday, 19 August 2023 21:45 (nine months ago) link

Honestly, I feel exactly the same way. I only bring it up because I'm forever intrigued by where that line exists right now.

clemenza, Saturday, 19 August 2023 21:46 (nine months ago) link

As ever, these are personal thresholds.

I like a few GNR songs. If I were writing about them professionally, I'd feel an obligation to mention how that sense of apocalypse conveyed by their arrangements also manifests itself in racist bilge like "One in a Million."

If xhuck still posted here, he'd offer his own explanation. The question's worth asking in the GNR thread, though.

the dreaded dependent claus (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 19 August 2023 21:47 (nine months ago) link

Who tweeted Trump’s mug first

fair but so uncool beliefs here (Eric H.), Friday, 25 August 2023 01:38 (nine months ago) link

Trump tweeting again

out-of-print LaserDisc edition (sleeve), Friday, 25 August 2023 02:38 (nine months ago) link

Whether the Rolling Stones have a new album coming out or not - though that's been true for most of my life.

Monthly Python (Tom D.), Wednesday, 6 September 2023 07:02 (nine months ago) link

for ages I didn't care about Trump. But since becoming aware of the RICO indictment and the logjam of lawsuits and civil cases against him my first port of call every morning is updates on these cases. Sad, really but what can you do?

vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Wednesday, 6 September 2023 08:30 (nine months ago) link

Sadly we will go on drinking that garbage.

nashwan, Wednesday, 6 September 2023 08:46 (nine months ago) link

Giuliani losing the defamation case was a pretty great popcorn moment tbf

vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Wednesday, 6 September 2023 09:11 (nine months ago) link

New Rolling Stones is kind of interesting because who, actually, is psyched for new Stones? Who is that person? Even fogies stuck in 1973 would presumably rather just listen to Exile.

papal hotwife (milo z), Wednesday, 6 September 2023 09:20 (nine months ago) link

I mentioned it because there's a kind of inane nudge nudge wink wink advertising campaign going on over here trailing a new Stones album, the worst aspect of which is that it's managed to get on the news when it isn't news.

Monthly Python (Tom D.), Wednesday, 6 September 2023 09:32 (nine months ago) link

I heard that on the news this morning and my initial cheery response was: you lads ever considered dying.

vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Wednesday, 6 September 2023 09:42 (nine months ago) link

I try to avoid ageism but I make an exception for 80 year old rock stars who should have retired 30 years ago.

Monthly Python (Tom D.), Wednesday, 6 September 2023 09:50 (nine months ago) link

Mick Jagger has regular blood transfusions from babies and is a tory. There is nothing to admire about him. If ever you see a pic of a dishevelled looking Keith Richards drinking Jack Daniels, the bottle is actually full of Ribena. Fake pisshead.

vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Wednesday, 6 September 2023 10:05 (nine months ago) link

"This is a truly global moment," the band said.

Ward Fowler, Wednesday, 6 September 2023 10:23 (nine months ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/h0YtnXe.gif

the dreaded dependent claus (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 6 September 2023 11:46 (nine months ago) link

Generally I’m more interested in what the Stones are doing now, in their 80s, than what they were doing in the 80s

master cushion (flamboyant goon tie included), Wednesday, 6 September 2023 12:50 (nine months ago) link

who, actually, is psyched for new Stones? Who is that person?

I work with that person. This person, who is my age, will undoubtedly call this the best album released in the last 19 years.

fair but so uncool beliefs here (Eric H.), Wednesday, 6 September 2023 13:47 (nine months ago) link

The album of blues covers they put out seven years ago was good. If this album sounds like that (it won't) it will be interesting (it won't).

The problem with the Rolling Stones still being out there playing "rock 'n' roll" is that it sends the wrong message. Instead of saying "see, 80-year-olds can still rock 'n' roll" it says "rock 'n' roll is music for 80-year-olds."

read-only (unperson), Wednesday, 6 September 2023 14:29 (nine months ago) link

Their last new song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RdhENdBYqdo

the dreaded dependent claus (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 6 September 2023 14:57 (nine months ago) link

no doubt it will be ‘their best album since some girls’

mookieproof, Wednesday, 6 September 2023 14:59 (nine months ago) link

Best since 1978 according to the front page(!) of the online edition of The Times. Would that be Some Girls?

Monthly Python (Tom D.), Wednesday, 6 September 2023 15:00 (nine months ago) link

bigger bang was good too

obviously these people have no reason to exist but tbf nor does anything else

difficult listening hour, Wednesday, 6 September 2023 15:01 (nine months ago) link

they have always been people who felt you should play until you die like their old blues guy heroes. but those people really did have to play that long in order to make ends meet! the stones own all the fancy tea sets by now. they obviously don't need money. so they must like it. or they are just the greediest people on earth.

scott seward, Wednesday, 6 September 2023 15:16 (nine months ago) link

a guy in town here was charlie's drum tech and i felt really bad for him after charlie passed. it was a sad time. and he had worked for him for years. so many tours. last time i saw him he said he was going to Vegas to work with U2. so, now he's working for kids!
i did have to make a snare drum marching band joke when he told me the U2 thing.

scott seward, Wednesday, 6 September 2023 15:19 (nine months ago) link

The problem with the Rolling Stones still being out there playing "rock 'n' roll" is that it sends the wrong message. Instead of saying "see, 80-year-olds can still rock 'n' roll" it says "rock 'n' roll is music for 80-year-olds.

"Problem"; "Wrong message"

I mean, that's kind of accurate, isn't it? 80-year-olds love rock music.

It's not JUST for them, but it is, I'm a sense, for them.

Pontius Pilates (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 6 September 2023 15:26 (nine months ago) link

perhaps anecdotal but the "rock died in the 70s, GVF brought it back!" crowd usually is comprised more of Eric Clapton fans and Zep fans and less Rolling Stones fans.

Dinglebert Humperstink (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 6 September 2023 15:32 (nine months ago) link

so that's one for them I guess.

also I do like RS

Dinglebert Humperstink (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 6 September 2023 15:32 (nine months ago) link

I love them, but I do not care in the least about anything new they might put out now.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Wednesday, 6 September 2023 15:34 (nine months ago) link

i'd listen if they put out a rival Honkin' on Bobo

(I know they had an album of blues covers as mentioned upthread but I want them to do Aerosmith's Honkin album, right down to the song choices and the arrangements)

Dinglebert Humperstink (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 6 September 2023 15:35 (nine months ago) link

cable news wanted me to care about burning man SOOOOOOO MUCH. in the words of george w. bush: not gonna do it.

scott seward, Wednesday, 6 September 2023 15:38 (nine months ago) link

That goes in the same category as the billionaires in the submarine.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Wednesday, 6 September 2023 15:40 (nine months ago) link

i don't care about them personally, but I am heavily invested in making fun of them

Make the chats AI (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 6 September 2023 15:41 (nine months ago) link

I still laugh when I think of the phrase "Blink-182 Submarine Stepson."

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Wednesday, 6 September 2023 15:43 (nine months ago) link

it lead me into a long period of reading about submersibles, technical diving, saturation diving, marine disasters etc.. cos I'm a boring cunt.

vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Wednesday, 6 September 2023 15:44 (nine months ago) link

was at a family reunion a few days ago and found out a bunch of my family members once went to a Stones show because they assumed it was going to be their last chance. this was nearly 40 years ago, lol

frogbs, Wednesday, 6 September 2023 15:46 (nine months ago) link

I saw them in fucking 1981 and we thought they were old then.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Wednesday, 6 September 2023 15:47 (nine months ago) link

tbf you were wrong

mark s, Wednesday, 6 September 2023 15:47 (nine months ago) link

It's all relative, lol, I was 16 and they seemed like pretty old dudes.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Wednesday, 6 September 2023 15:49 (nine months ago) link

Idk guys, any time an active musician makes it to their 70s and onward and seeks to record/release new music, it feels like a red-letter day to me. Whether it’s Buffy or Smokey or Scott Walker or Judy Collins or Dylan or Neil, I have an intense interest in old-fart music because it does feel like a proper rarity I guess

master cushion (flamboyant goon tie included), Wednesday, 6 September 2023 15:49 (nine months ago) link

I saw them in fucking 1981 and we thought they were old then.

― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux)

We report, you decide

https://i.imgur.com/GuDxoof.jpg

the dreaded dependent claus (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 6 September 2023 15:50 (nine months ago) link

understandable given so much happened musically between 1965 and 1981. that's really only the difference between uh, Sound of Silver to now

frogbs, Wednesday, 6 September 2023 15:53 (nine months ago) link

Jagger was 38 when “Tattoo You” was released, James Murphy was 37 when “Sound of Silver” came out. So maybe Mick was still a hip young thing in ‘81, just didn’t know it at the time.

Dan Worsley, Wednesday, 6 September 2023 16:07 (nine months ago) link

Rock stars lived a lot shorter back then

fair but so uncool beliefs here (Eric H.), Wednesday, 6 September 2023 16:08 (nine months ago) link

Best since 1978 according to the front page(!) of the online edition of The Times. Would that be Some Girls?

lol yes. and somebody or another has said the same of every single album they've released since then

mookieproof, Wednesday, 6 September 2023 16:24 (nine months ago) link

Some Girls was their best album since Exile, supposedly. It's grown better-regarded with age.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Wednesday, 6 September 2023 16:26 (nine months ago) link

The super deluxe release of Exile on Main Street in 2010 was their best since 1978.

pplains, Wednesday, 6 September 2023 16:37 (nine months ago) link

The super deluxe release Of Some Girls in 2011 was their best since Dirty Work.

the dreaded dependent claus (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 6 September 2023 16:38 (nine months ago) link

At least some of the critics in 1978 said that the Stones had jumped the shark and pointed to "Miss You" as evidence.

Then, too, there was the controversy over the "black girls" lyric. They just seemed an embarrassing anachronism.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Wednesday, 6 September 2023 16:39 (nine months ago) link

i pretty much always play either beggars banquet, let it bleed, some girls, or emotional rescue when i play the stones now. and tattoo you. which i love. and undercover. which i also love. i think that's the stones i need in my life at this late date.

scott seward, Wednesday, 6 September 2023 16:50 (nine months ago) link

Sticky Fingers is my go-to.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Wednesday, 6 September 2023 16:51 (nine months ago) link

i pretty much always play either beggars banquet, let it bleed, some girls, or emotional rescue when i play the stones now. and tattoo you. which i love. and undercover. which i also love. i think that's the stones i need in my life at this late date.

― scott seward, Wednesday, September 6, 2023 1

My man. Throw in Dirty Work instead of BB and that's my listening. I'm a fan of what Rob Sheffield once called their mall rat years (1978-1983).

the dreaded dependent claus (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 6 September 2023 16:53 (nine months ago) link

I am shocked, shocked to find so few shout-outs to Steel Wheels and/or "Mixed Emotions" itt.

("Miss You" rules tho)

Pontius Pilates (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 6 September 2023 16:53 (nine months ago) link

i always play the rolling stones channel on spotify

close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Wednesday, 6 September 2023 16:57 (nine months ago) link

(when i want to listen to the rolling stones)

close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Wednesday, 6 September 2023 16:58 (nine months ago) link

Idk guys, any time an active musician makes it to their 70s and onward and seeks to record/release new music, it feels like a red-letter day to me. Whether it’s Buffy or Smokey or Scott Walker or Judy Collins or Dylan or Neil, I have an intense interest in old-fart music because it does feel like a proper rarity I guess

I was more plugged in to classic rock circles in the late 90's/early 00's and it did feel like every damn boomer artist was still regularly releasing music, even if just on very small labels. But of course there's way less of them around now.

Daniel_Rf, Wednesday, 6 September 2023 17:43 (nine months ago) link

Rock stars lived a lot shorter back then

True, Jagger used to be 3'5"!

Halfway there but for you, Thursday, 7 September 2023 00:05 (nine months ago) link

live short & die long

werewolves of laudanum (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 7 September 2023 00:15 (nine months ago) link

old guys releasing new music is still cool especially in light of the mass exodus of the classic rock generation these last 7 years but its def pretty sad sometimes

I was more plugged in to classic rock circles in the late 90's/early 00's and it did feel like every damn boomer artist was still regularly releasing music, even if just on very small labels. But of course there's way less of them around now.

true but also in retrospect they weren't all that old. like I think of ELP in the 90s as an example of the sadness mentioned above and then you realize that they were only in their mid-40s. which a lot of good active touring artists are right now.

idk it seemed fairly random what bands made it and what ones didn't back in the mid-60s, I often wonder what if say Sam the Sham and the Pharoahs got boosted hard and if they would've turned into the Beach Boys when they were really good or something

frogbs, Thursday, 7 September 2023 00:20 (nine months ago) link

I watched the video for "Angry" today but I was more mesmerized by the billboard special effects than the song itself

But it's fine, it's okay

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 7 September 2023 00:28 (nine months ago) link

OMG, thank you!! will watch in a bit. hahaha, i'm already laughing.

― scott seward, Friday, August 11, 2023 12:15 PM (three weeks ago) bookmarkflaglink

Wondering if you watched it Scott, and if it delivered?

But his face would not turn into hot Kirby (Evan), Thursday, 7 September 2023 15:47 (nine months ago) link

the bill maher parody that tim did? yeah, it was fun. he did a great job. bill maher was on ari melber's show last night on msnbc and i was hoping ari would bring it up but why would he? but ari did quote jay z. god he is such a dadrock when he does that...oof. bill maher still hates trump but is still worried about the RADICAL LEFT. cuz they so scary. how? i have no idea.
i still think about how bill maher said before the 2016 election that if donald trump was elected that he wouldn't leave office. nobody believed him.

scott seward, Thursday, 7 September 2023 16:47 (nine months ago) link

i still need to finish watching Beef House. i don't think i watched it all.

scott seward, Thursday, 7 September 2023 16:48 (nine months ago) link

It had a wacky ending!

pplains, Thursday, 7 September 2023 16:52 (nine months ago) link

i'll bet!

scott seward, Thursday, 7 September 2023 16:55 (nine months ago) link

tim with ruth garbus! she lives here. well, in brattleboro. but is friends with all my peeps. her sister is tuneyards.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zRR_aw-dBOY

scott seward, Thursday, 7 September 2023 18:25 (nine months ago) link

ruth's records are really cool.

scott seward, Thursday, 7 September 2023 18:27 (nine months ago) link

huh, i was just watching that and thought her last name sounded familiar. she came across as really likeable. her sister made some bad music

karl...arlk...rlka...lkar..., Thursday, 7 September 2023 20:30 (nine months ago) link

Is that Merrill's sister?

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Thursday, 7 September 2023 20:33 (nine months ago) link

Jimmy Fallon etc etc, the Trump-ruffling cunt

Tsar Bombadil (James Morrison), Friday, 8 September 2023 08:45 (nine months ago) link

people waving EU flags at the last night of the proms

the world is your octopus (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Tuesday, 12 September 2023 08:51 (nine months ago) link

Dangerous dogs.

Monthly Python (Tom D.), Tuesday, 12 September 2023 09:14 (nine months ago) link

if I was a crossbred attack dog with the dog breed classification "American Bully XL". I'd simply confound people by being very charming and not killing anybody.

vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Tuesday, 12 September 2023 09:27 (nine months ago) link

URGENT MISSING DOG APPEAL: Eight dogs belonging to Spencer Carlyle the Club Committee Chairman were stolen from the stadium this evening. He is desperate for their safe return. Please contact the Club directly rather than going to the police. Thank you very much. pic.twitter.com/0xeaWWUY5S

— Streatham Rovers Football Club (@StreathamRovers) June 17, 2023

the world is your octopus (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Tuesday, 12 September 2023 09:30 (nine months ago) link

love Grannykiller

the world is your octopus (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Tuesday, 12 September 2023 09:30 (nine months ago) link

I actually thought that was a bear until I zoomed in.

Monthly Python (Tom D.), Tuesday, 12 September 2023 09:32 (nine months ago) link

Lolled hard at some of them! they should introduce an annoying dogs act for Labradors. Mine ate a full tub of Lurpak spreadable while I was at the door, yesterday. A menace in the kitchen.

vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Tuesday, 12 September 2023 09:33 (nine months ago) link

Dangerous dogs.

― Monthly Python (Tom D.), Tuesday, 12 September 2023 bookmarkflaglink

You would if it attacked you!

But yeah dogs in general, and owners who just let them loose and think everyone will find them 'cute'. Please stop!

xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 12 September 2023 09:38 (nine months ago) link

personally, I love a bouncy happy dog running up to me. But I draw the line at these snarling teeth on legs mutants that look like some HR Giger shit.

vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Tuesday, 12 September 2023 09:43 (nine months ago) link

Yeah they look mutant like but also pugs are seen as cute but they have breathing difficulties too. Don't think they should exist.

xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 12 September 2023 09:59 (nine months ago) link

It's the perennial stupid media storms about dangerous dogs that I don't care about, rather than the than the genetically engineered killer mutts and their moronic owners. At least the "devil dogs" epithet seems to have died off since the last bout of "Why oh why" teeth gnashing over this subject.

Monthly Python (Tom D.), Tuesday, 12 September 2023 10:11 (nine months ago) link

xp
yeah, it's wrong that some breeds are congenitally fucked up just for some bizarre aesthetic sense

vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Tuesday, 12 September 2023 10:12 (nine months ago) link

I don't care about who's retweeted who, or who's followed who, or anything at all that happens on the tedious bonfire of common sense that is the site formerly known as Twitter. Just let it continue to crumble into dust and we'll all be a lot happier.

PKD did a job on me (Matt #2), Tuesday, 12 September 2023 11:46 (nine months ago) link

Don't care about dogs either, other than the yappy little fucker that sank its teeth into my calf a few years ago because it didn't like the look of me.

PKD did a job on me (Matt #2), Tuesday, 12 September 2023 11:47 (nine months ago) link

don't sell yourself short - I bet you looked delicious

Evan, Tuesday, 12 September 2023 14:20 (nine months ago) link

I don't care about who's retweeted who, or who's followed who, or anything at all that happens on the tedious bonfire of common sense that is the site formerly known as Twitter. Just let it continue to crumble into dust and we'll all be a lot happier.

― PKD did a job on me (Matt #2), Tuesday, September 12, 2023 7:46 AM (two hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

Interesting to see people reveal their alignments without having to ask but otherwise yes twitter is a place where people pretend to be thought leaders but are actually engagement hunters so their content prioritizes sensationalism over nuance. Complicated topics get boiled down to simplicities that are injected with melodrama so everything becomes quick and spicy with clear lines drawn in the sand. Salty potato chips with no nutrition but totally addicting, greasy takes make brains flabby.

Evan, Tuesday, 12 September 2023 14:35 (nine months ago) link

as the person of an American Bully/Amstaff mix, I gotta say that i heartily disapprove and can easily disprove any bias against the creatures. It really is moronic owners

butt dumb tight my boners got boners (the table is the table), Tuesday, 12 September 2023 20:57 (nine months ago) link

A few years ago I read that book The World Without Us.. if we disappeared, the author states, all dog breeds would revert to wolves/coyotes in a very short time, just a few generations. Specialty breeds need humans to keep them going

Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 12 September 2023 21:01 (nine months ago) link

in the UK there is a tediously predictable cycle of some different breed of dog getting demonised every few years. And it really is tedious. But I still wouldn't get one of them dogs.

vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Tuesday, 12 September 2023 21:06 (nine months ago) link

Interesting to see people reveal their alignments without having to ask but otherwise yes twitter is a place where people pretend to be thought leaders but are actually engagement hunters so their content prioritizes sensationalism over nuance. Complicated topics get boiled down to simplicities that are injected with melodrama so everything becomes quick and spicy with clear lines drawn in the sand.

You misspelled "ILX."

the dreaded dependent claus (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 12 September 2023 21:08 (nine months ago) link

to each their own— i would rather not have a dog than have a retriever or lab

butt dumb tight my boners got boners (the table is the table), Tuesday, 12 September 2023 21:35 (nine months ago) link

You misspelled "ILX."

― the dreaded dependent claus (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 12 September 2023 bookmarkflaglink

Twitter/X really works for me because it's the nearest social media that is closest to ilx. Just with millions of people.

xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 12 September 2023 21:51 (nine months ago) link

IHellX

Monthly Python (Tom D.), Tuesday, 12 September 2023 21:58 (nine months ago) link

There has been some research that has determined that there are DNA similarities between dog breeds that demonstrate “hyper social” qualities and the rare human condition that is Williams-Beuren syndrome

https://www.insidescience.org/news/rare-human-syndrome-may-explain-why-dogs-are-so-friendly

my best wishes to all (flamboyant goon tie included), Tuesday, 12 September 2023 22:00 (nine months ago) link

I don't care whose shower is ready, overenthusiastic Love's voice

Make the chats AI (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 12 September 2023 23:25 (nine months ago) link

I always loved hearing those announcements when I would do our laundry at the Pilot— we didn’t have a washer/dryer where we lived, and the nearest place was the truck stop down the gravel road.

butt dumb tight my boners got boners (the table is the table), Wednesday, 13 September 2023 01:32 (nine months ago) link

Removing bookmarks from the Elon Musk and Róisín Murphy threads. I've reached the point where I can assume they will remain shitty people and I no longer need to be aware of every stupid thing they do. Sadly I think this probably won't completely insulate me from further Musk antics.

Muad'Doob (Moodles), Friday, 15 September 2023 00:02 (nine months ago) link

its cliche and old hat to say but: kanye, taylor, beyonce. never cared and probably never will? i have *tried* to love beyonce and every other album or so i will attempt to make myself excited over one of her hour-long infomercial lifestyles of the rich and rich empowerment seminars in beautiful booty science and then i forget everything i saw and heard an hour later. i dug destiny's child okay. but they were no en vogue.
kanye i never had any interest in as a producer or a rapper. never bought one of his albums. i never even really listened to a lot of the stuff he did for other people. he worked with people i respected but i didn't buy their records. talib kweli. the game. even jay-z. oh, yeah, i have never cared about jay-z either. never loved him as a rapper (though he obv talented as fu**) and didn't care about anything else he did. go to a lot of public events. marry rich. smoke cigars. i don't care about cigars either.
and taylor, yeah, i don't care and it would take so much effort to even try to care. i see and hear her by osmosis so she already gets into my psychic airspace without me lifting a finger. if you gave me the title to any of her songs that wasn't "shake it off" i wouldn't know it. maybe if i heard it. i watched the long-version of her sad jake video. that was pretty cool. in an experimental *how much art can you take?* mark kozelek sorta way. but she is so bland. super-talented i'm sure. maybe its nice that she's so wholesome for the kids. that's nice, right? but the world is on fire. wait, she is singing the kids to sleep while the world burns. awwww, now i like her more. that IS a valid function. i'm sure her songwriting is next level and bonkers creative and someone should tell me about it no wait don't. she came to my street when she was dating this kennedy kid while he was going to deerfield academy and i was closed! missed her by that much. you KNOW she would have come in and gone full visa commercial and showed the kennedy kid a funny record cover and pull his hat down and laugh and dance to the crazy sounds in my store. or maybe not. she DID go to Taylor's Tavern across the street for lunch though. because of the name.

scott seward, Friday, 15 September 2023 00:50 (nine months ago) link

but i don't hate any of them or anything. i don't even hate kanye. i feel bad for him. he's been pretty fucked up.

scott seward, Friday, 15 September 2023 01:05 (nine months ago) link

(not that the things he's been saying haven't been horrible/scary but i do think of him, rightly or wrongly, within the context of "do you feel like you are a danger to yourself or others...". he seems like an unwell person. who needs wellness.)

scott seward, Friday, 15 September 2023 03:00 (nine months ago) link

Why McVey kicked a meaningless field goal. He doesn't owe an explanation just because you bet on sports

Make the chats AI (Neanderthal), Saturday, 23 September 2023 20:59 (eight months ago) link

omg, the mothertrucking bling ring! that movie was lame and any documentary about it is lame and now i see a promo for a SHOCKING INTERVIEW WITH THE RICH GIRL WHO WAS THE RINGLEADER...i dare you to say bling ring ringleader ten times fast.

who fucking cares? because they were young good looking rich kids? because they stole from rich people? everyone steals from rich people. why do you think god made maids?

scott seward, Friday, 6 October 2023 14:03 (eight months ago) link

god made maids to swing bling to rings

pplains, Friday, 6 October 2023 14:14 (eight months ago) link

The movie was great. Sofia Coppola's a genius. I have no interest in anything beyond that, though.

read-only (unperson), Friday, 6 October 2023 14:25 (eight months ago) link

that movie sucked. i can definitely see sofia getting all hot about it. but it was boring and sucked. a million teens-in-trouble t.v. movies are better.

scott seward, Friday, 6 October 2023 14:30 (eight months ago) link

it's my least favorite of her movies certainly but I thought it was fun

I? not I! He! He! HIM! (akm), Friday, 6 October 2023 14:34 (eight months ago) link

it was languorous and hypnotic in the way that it hypnotized the languor of young beautiful people.

where is gregg araki when i need him???

scott seward, Friday, 6 October 2023 14:46 (eight months ago) link

Special Features

henry s, Saturday, 7 October 2023 17:30 (eight months ago) link

the Tzadik label (love u all, but very much Not For Me and I have tried)

out-of-print LaserDisc edition (sleeve), Saturday, 7 October 2023 17:35 (eight months ago) link

same here. i never listen to any of it. but i do like selling it when i get it.

scott seward, Saturday, 7 October 2023 17:38 (eight months ago) link

the live disc that gets tacked onto box set reissues (I could not care less how incendiary that Milwaukee show was, I wasn't there)

henry s, Saturday, 7 October 2023 17:52 (eight months ago) link

xxxxxp scott, chris weisman was on office hours a couple of months ago too, very strange

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LNEU1-YJQrc

linee, Monday, 9 October 2023 21:46 (eight months ago) link

seeing the eclipse was cool but i do not care about photographs of it. my fb feed is now onto bad photoshops of the eclipse over dramatic nature moments. someone should photoshop the eclipse above a photo of them on the pot taking a shit, at least it would be funny.

ꙮ (map), Monday, 16 October 2023 14:24 (eight months ago) link

don't give me ideas! smartphone pics of solar/lunar eclipses are always rubbish

vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Monday, 16 October 2023 14:26 (eight months ago) link

where is gregg araki when i need him???

― scott seward, Friday, October 6, 2023

Introduced my students to him last week!

hat trick of trashiness (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 16 October 2023 14:36 (eight months ago) link

Football matches starting with a minute's silence for some news story irrelevant to the sport, be it war, child murders or Captain Tom keeling over once and for all. Just get the fucking ball rolling! Especially annoying when there's some public debate over whether and how the silence should be observed.

ash ra pimple (Matt #2), Monday, 16 October 2023 15:20 (eight months ago) link

all the eclipse hoo-hah is constantly reminding me of bataille's the solar anus, so at least it has that going for it.

ꙮ (map), Monday, 16 October 2023 15:32 (eight months ago) link

Wait where did Chris Weisman come into this?

Jordan s/t (Jordan), Monday, 16 October 2023 15:44 (eight months ago) link

probably cuz i mentioned ruth garbus was on office hours cuz she is from here - or brattleboro anyway - and she is buds with chris who lives there as well.

scott seward, Monday, 16 October 2023 16:27 (eight months ago) link

i deejayed a thing last summer in brat and chris played with my pal omeed. at epsilon spires. which is a cool spot and it is run by jamie from the bunnybrains my brother's old band.

scott seward, Monday, 16 October 2023 16:28 (eight months ago) link

those guys are on a whole other wavelength than me. they are in to that kinda academic super-minimal weird tuning thing and i don't really always get it because i am bad at math. but they are cool. omeed was also in Donkey No No with my friends gen and ted and a toy wooden donkey.

scott seward, Monday, 16 October 2023 16:30 (eight months ago) link

when alfred posts i am a little sad that i stopped drinking before i ever had a negroni. i'm also a little worried about his obsession with negronis. haha! kidding. but i guess i never really cared about....cocktails! i was a beer and wine person from beginning to end. for my own benefit. i drink really fast. or used to. maybe i can get a mock negroni around here.

scott seward, Monday, 16 October 2023 16:33 (eight months ago) link

Cool! I wasn't aware of him prior to the Blake Mills record but he's an interesting & talented weirdo for sure. I know a few of those and it's always nice when one of them gets dragged into the spotlight. :) I'm pretty sure that a Blake Mills-produced record of his material is in the cards.

xp

Jordan s/t (Jordan), Monday, 16 October 2023 16:35 (eight months ago) link

scott, the cool thing about Negronis: you only need one! They're such a combination of sweet-sour that to order two is to risk gagging. I can't mix'em on consecutive days either.

hat trick of trashiness (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 16 October 2023 16:40 (eight months ago) link

I'm fairly sure mocktail versions exist

hat trick of trashiness (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 16 October 2023 16:40 (eight months ago) link

Negronis are at the nexus of exciting and revolting

Dwigt Rortugal (Eric H.), Monday, 16 October 2023 16:56 (eight months ago) link

yeah sorry Jordan, that was me bringing up CW being on the Office Hours show top after Scott mentioned his partner Ruth being on there.

a bit of an irony for me to mention them in the Things You Just Don't Care About thread...

linee, Tuesday, 17 October 2023 00:02 (eight months ago) link

I went for a late night walk to the bottle-o last night to pick up all the ingredients for a Negroni, credited to your consistent promotion on this board. It tasted great and I am currently buying the hype.

Peach’s burner account (H.P), Tuesday, 17 October 2023 00:18 (eight months ago) link

C'mon over, all!

hat trick of trashiness (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 17 October 2023 00:30 (eight months ago) link

negronis are great to order if you're in an unfamiliar bar and you need to get a feel for the bartender's capabilities before ordering something more complex. cause it's pretty hard to screw up a negroni. if it's subpar or just okay, at least you know what their limitations are. if it tastes like the childhood in Italy you never had and when you close your eyes you see candy stripes everywhere and you're at the cirque le carnival de venise, and then the boozy kick of the gin hits you and threatens to whisk you off to dreamland, you know your bartender can mix a drink.

Easter underwear (Deflatormouse), Tuesday, 17 October 2023 01:03 (eight months ago) link

and then you think, fuck it, i'll just have another one of these.

Easter underwear (Deflatormouse), Tuesday, 17 October 2023 01:07 (eight months ago) link

if it tastes like the childhood in Italy you never had and when you close your eyes you see candy stripes everywhere and you're at the cirque le carnival de venise, and then the boozy kick of the gin hits you and threatens to whisk you off to dreamland, you know your bartender can mix a drink.

how many acid stamps did you take?

hat trick of trashiness (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 17 October 2023 01:14 (eight months ago) link

my local does a Curry Negroni which is interesting but a bit much for me

their Garibaldi is like a slushy delight, though

ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Tuesday, 17 October 2023 14:28 (eight months ago) link

Deflator I beg to differ on "hard to screw up."

I am a musician so I spend a lot of time in bars, and you might be surprised by how many drinks that are hard to screw up, and yet, people do.

I have been in bars that screwed up a beer. Like, "gimme a beer" and they're like, "okay, what's in that?"

The Royal House of Hangover (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 17 October 2023 23:41 (eight months ago) link

there's a fairly novice bartender at the bar where I hang and sometimes work the door, and I saw him intently studying the weird amaro bottles.. I asked what he was looking for: "Greyhound!"

Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 17 October 2023 23:45 (eight months ago) link

best of luck part-time bartender

ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Tuesday, 17 October 2023 23:48 (eight months ago) link

He'll figure it out, he was just never a barfly which may be to his advantage

Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 17 October 2023 23:50 (eight months ago) link

yeah. I think a quick bartending class could help in some places, but just figuring it out on the job is par for
the course

It’s always an experience watching someone order a drink that’s probably above the expected level in a place even if they have the ingredients, usually falling back on the customer not gauging their environment. Probably not so much on that drink, if they have juice

ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Wednesday, 18 October 2023 00:02 (eight months ago) link

I saw some douche canoe walk into the aforementioned dump and ask to see the wine list

"We have white... And we have red."

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 18 October 2023 00:04 (eight months ago) link

Lots of very good drinks have precisely two ingredients separated by an ampersand.

Just sayin.

The Royal House of Hangover (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 18 October 2023 00:24 (eight months ago) link

sometimes the bartender doesn’t know for sure if you’re just there for a nice drink or to get loaded and you get the crispiest gin&tonic ever. having a clued-in person helps

ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Wednesday, 18 October 2023 00:46 (eight months ago) link

I mean, unless the right portion is 80% gin. I guess sometimes I just don’t care

ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Wednesday, 18 October 2023 00:47 (eight months ago) link

i don't think i've ever gone on bandcamp? i feel bad for ned though. i know he loves the place. and anyone hear who works/worked there! sorry it got bought by evildoers. that's just the way of the techbizzness though i think. buy and then dump and then lay off and then buy something else and....forever. seems like it would make you so tired to do that all the time.

scott seward, Wednesday, 18 October 2023 14:28 (eight months ago) link

i don't download or upload though. i just ripped my first CD this summer! oh right: i don't care about downloading or uploading. my computer has one cd on it. from this summer!

scott seward, Wednesday, 18 October 2023 14:29 (eight months ago) link

nah the Bandcamp thing really is disappointing because it really did seem to be run by people who loved music and were willing to pay artists fairly which is a real rarity these days, but yeah that's the way of the world

frogbs, Wednesday, 18 October 2023 14:34 (eight months ago) link

not just a really bad thing for the ppl who use it as customers or work at it but also for musicians in general

Daniel_Rf, Wednesday, 18 October 2023 14:36 (eight months ago) link

need a true artist co-op on the internet.

scott seward, Wednesday, 18 October 2023 14:37 (eight months ago) link

worker-owned businesses are the future here where i live. the local pickle company is an inspiration like that.

scott seward, Wednesday, 18 October 2023 14:38 (eight months ago) link

scott, the other bit of bandcamp is it's probably the largest direct market for bands and labels to sell physical media these days, outside of shows. I have no clue what the bandcamp cut is, but you can buy vinyl, cds, t-shirts, and assorted ephemera on there, too. you might have some used records (albeit of recent vintage) in your store someone bought off there!

ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Wednesday, 18 October 2023 14:52 (eight months ago) link

yeah, its totally popular! well, i guess people have to hope for the best. the sharks who bought it claim to want to still give artists their cut? but who knows. it does suck when something works and people break it anyway. discogs is a similar case.

scott seward, Wednesday, 18 October 2023 14:54 (eight months ago) link

No more Bandcamp Fridays :(

The First Time Ever I Saw Gervais (Tom D.), Wednesday, 18 October 2023 14:58 (eight months ago) link

wait what

out-of-print LaserDisc edition (sleeve), Wednesday, 18 October 2023 14:59 (eight months ago) link

... I don't know if there are no more Bandcamp Fridays tbh

The First Time Ever I Saw Gervais (Tom D.), Wednesday, 18 October 2023 15:00 (eight months ago) link

ppl got mad at me a couple of years ago when I mentioned Bandcamp on this thread. I don't have anything against it, it's just never been part of my life!

jaymc, Wednesday, 18 October 2023 15:01 (eight months ago) link

yeah its like myspace. i never went there but i got why people did. i had an account it just wasn't for me. i wasn't even friends with anyone there. not even that one guy everyone was friends with.

scott seward, Wednesday, 18 October 2023 15:03 (eight months ago) link

i also just don't buy music online. or merch. youtube has always given me 100% of what i want from music online. and i do pay 10 bucks a month or whatever for the premium YT. but i doubt artists get much from them. just a hunch.

wait now i am remembering that i might have bought that live Can CD from bandcamp? the double cd. i think that was the only way i could get it here at the time. i pre-ordered it! i'd never done that before.

i have gone to label websites to buy. mostly metal. didn't need bandcamp for that.

scott seward, Wednesday, 18 October 2023 15:09 (eight months ago) link

I think some of my collaborations are on Bandcamp? Maybe? Some on SoundCloud and some just YouTube. I have never been very good at putting everything in one place, and I am normally just a sidebeing so I don't necessarily even know where, when, or if things get released.

The Royal House of Hangover (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 18 October 2023 15:29 (eight months ago) link

meanwhile this is the merger that is shocking the nation. lemonheads + jelly belly? there is no stopping the Ferrara juggernaut!

"We're elated to announce an agreement to acquire Jelly Belly Candy Company. We have long admired Jelly Belly’s imaginative products, talented team, and passion for creating high-quality, innovative sugar confections, and we look forward to welcoming its team into our Ferrara community later this year."

https://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/355353619_665391972271516_3091186729801801228_n.png?_nc_cat=110&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=5f2048&_nc_ohc=Pov0Yb9kQ7UAX_cHkf-&_nc_ht=scontent-lga3-1.xx&oh=00_AfBhQrdK4IOuM2P4IOfTvX5fTcmHCpfD4ALk62NTV8DAJg&oe=6534657E

scott seward, Wednesday, 18 October 2023 17:16 (eight months ago) link

a friend just announced on insta that he lost his job at bandcamp

As mentioned upthread, they really did employ a lot of committed music nerds.. right here in Downtown Oakland as well

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 18 October 2023 17:16 (eight months ago) link

Rick Rubin, any podcast/video series/documentary featuring Rick Rubin and probably any album produced by Rick Rubin after The Black Album.

papal hotwife (milo z), Friday, 20 October 2023 09:53 (seven months ago) link

You should read Rick Rubin's new book The Creative Act: A Way of Being (no you shouldn't actually)

Josefa, Friday, 20 October 2023 13:32 (seven months ago) link

so sick of seeing rick rubin's feet. buy some shoes, hippie!

scott seward, Friday, 20 October 2023 13:41 (seven months ago) link

I think you could go back much further than his one song on the Black Album. Which came out second, License To Ill or Radio?

sell cigs to kids (a hoy hoy), Friday, 20 October 2023 17:04 (seven months ago) link

rick rubin needs to do a podcast with dave grohl.

as annoying as he he now i can't make too much fun of him. because slayer. and yeah because radio. and because of the masters of reality debut. oh heck lots of reason.

you guys are gonna make fun of me but i finally got a copy on vinyl of his dumb queen remix and its just something that i have always loved. i've had the promo CD since it came out. we will rock you with beats. shit that sounds so dumb when i read it...

scott seward, Friday, 20 October 2023 17:13 (seven months ago) link

ooh a podcast with dave grohl and steve albini! yikes. and it would be about the history of soul music.

scott seward, Friday, 20 October 2023 17:14 (seven months ago) link

I have a hard time caring about any podcast that involves two or more dudes talking about stuff and laughing at their own jokes.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Friday, 20 October 2023 17:18 (seven months ago) link

when they invite a laughing friend that makes them both laugh a lot. yeah...

scott seward, Friday, 20 October 2023 17:19 (seven months ago) link

not currently accepting opinions on bandcamp from ppl who pay for youtube

budo jeru, Friday, 20 October 2023 17:36 (seven months ago) link

oh, that was already two days ago.

i guess i just read text here and respond as if there's an eternal, ongoing convo

budo jeru, Friday, 20 October 2023 17:39 (seven months ago) link

i pay for youtube because i listen to a lot of playlists at work and i don't want to get commercials. that's it in a nutshell.

scott seward, Friday, 20 October 2023 17:42 (seven months ago) link

i get it. just being silly

budo jeru, Friday, 20 October 2023 17:48 (seven months ago) link

I pay to avoid ads via Apple TV but I signed up via Argentina so it’s $1 a month.

papal hotwife (milo z), Friday, 20 October 2023 17:50 (seven months ago) link

my kid went away to school and i'm using his PS5 to play the one game i love and he bought the PS5 from another kid and it still has that kid'a amazon prime account on it and i watch various movies where liam neeson has various brain disorders for free! #lifehack

scott seward, Friday, 20 October 2023 17:56 (seven months ago) link

i hate most podcasts for the reasons yall just stated. sorry, i can also get stoned and bullshit about something i know a lot about for 30+ minutes, this is called “being a human being”

butt dumb tight my boners got boners (the table is the table), Saturday, 21 October 2023 01:45 (seven months ago) link

"I have a hard time caring about any podcast that involves two or more dudes talking about stuff and laughing at their own jokes."

that's precisely what repelled me from a lot of podcasts in the last decade, a prime example of this was a left-wing politics one that used to be all over my twitter feed and I was too grumpy to last more than a few minutes with it. Then a couple of years back multiple woman were coming out and saying that one of the chief laugh-at-his-own-jokes-blokes from this podcast had sexually assaulted them and was a persistent danger.

vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Saturday, 21 October 2023 08:20 (seven months ago) link

the best thing about podcasts is they demonstrate the importance of editing

no gap tree for old men (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 21 October 2023 08:32 (seven months ago) link

I don't like any podcast where there is any laughter whatsoever. Just dry commentary please.

Jeff, Saturday, 21 October 2023 10:58 (seven months ago) link

I have a hard time caring about any podcast that involves two or more dudes talking about stuff and laughing at their own jokes.

Wait till you read ilx!

Daniel_Rf, Saturday, 21 October 2023 11:22 (seven months ago) link

the best thing about podcasts is they demonstrate the importance of editing

― no gap tree for old men (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 21 October 2023 bookmarkflaglink

Structure is the main lack for podcasts.

But even so I am not a talk radio listener.

xyzzzz__, Saturday, 21 October 2023 12:11 (seven months ago) link

I'm astounded by the number of clips that show up in Instagram suggestions from comedy lifestyle podcasts featuring 2-4 dudes or usually 2 women. There cannot be so many listeners that everyone who's done 15 minutes at the Laugh Factory can make money from podding.

papal hotwife (milo z), Saturday, 21 October 2023 12:35 (seven months ago) link

Radio dramas are where it's at but sometimes it's hard to tell which ones are going to sound like rejected Joss Whedon scripts.

papal hotwife (milo z), Saturday, 21 October 2023 12:38 (seven months ago) link

I did a podcast with a friend recently and I listened to five minutes of it afterwards and was bored.

What's even worse is watching a video version of a podcast. Oh cool now I can SEE people sitting around talking!

real warm grandpa (Neanderthal), Saturday, 21 October 2023 12:44 (seven months ago) link

Personal quirk: I can pretty much only listen to a podcast when I am driving a car.

There is almost no other activity that I can combine with audio input. If I'm at home or at work, I am probably doing something incompatible with listening to words.

And I really hate driving a car, so by extension I am not hearing podcasts very much at present. That said, it's the perfect mix: driving only uses the parts of my brain that are compatible with hearing words.

Like, my beloved wife will have a podcast or music or YouTube going... while also working as a completely kickass reporter/writer/editor. I cannot do that because I can only have one stream of words in my brain at a time.

Also videos are mostly terrible - gah, can I please read the transcript at my own pace?

The Royal House of Hangover (Ye Mad Puffin), Saturday, 21 October 2023 12:46 (seven months ago) link

Video pods are basically...TV Talk Shows?

an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 21 October 2023 13:00 (seven months ago) link

I'm astounded by the number of clips that show up in Instagram suggestions from comedy lifestyle podcasts featuring 2-4 dudes or usually 2 women. There cannot be so many listeners that everyone who's done 15 minutes at the Laugh Factory can make money from podding.

― papal hotwife (milo z), Saturday, 21 October 2023 13:35 (forty minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

Surely it’s more about ego than money.

sell cigs to kids (a hoy hoy), Saturday, 21 October 2023 13:18 (seven months ago) link

I'm astounded by the number of clips that show up in Instagram suggestions from comedy lifestyle podcasts featuring 2-4 dudes or usually 2 women. There cannot be so many listeners that everyone who's done 15 minutes at the Laugh Factory can make money from podding.

― papal hotwife (milo z), Saturday, 21 October 2023 13:35 (forty minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

Surely it’s more about ego than money.

sell cigs to kids (a hoy hoy), Saturday, 21 October 2023 13:18 (seven months ago) link

well. its just publicity too. and a way to tell people to go see you at yukyuks on the turnpike. i mean its free sorta. so why not.

scott seward, Saturday, 21 October 2023 13:27 (seven months ago) link

i can't listen to the true crime podcasts that are all the rage. they all sound like this american life to me. which i also could never listen to. feel like a lot of podcasts just use that show as their template. plus i just have a hard time with the closevoice thing. also i don't care about true crime really.

scott seward, Saturday, 21 October 2023 13:29 (seven months ago) link

i think the only podcast i enjoy is Fall of Civilizations, which has its minor flaws but is really well done and soothing imo

no gap tree for old men (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 21 October 2023 13:30 (seven months ago) link

everyone loves that 500 song pop music one on ilm but i haven't listened. i know my pal tarfumes swears by it.

scott seward, Saturday, 21 October 2023 14:24 (seven months ago) link

as far as thread goes: new scorsese. i can't take leo. i never need to see him in another movie as long as i live. his big rich moon face trying to play living breathing people makes me cringe. feel like he peaked at...whenever basketball diaries was. he was really good at playing a young beautiful kid who didn't know anything. as a puffy multi-zillionaire who doesn't know anything...just the trailer alone for wolf of wall street made me want to barf.
i would watch Silence sometime though! and i enjoyed Hugo! and i still haven't seen Bring Out The Dead. would watch that. if i'm being honest i haven't loved a movie of his since After Hours. and i'll re-watch Sopranos if i need funny mean guys. amazing that he's so old and still making epics though. it pays to be tiny when you are old. you can last longer.

scott seward, Saturday, 21 October 2023 14:39 (seven months ago) link

Irishman is great and has zero Leo in it.

Daniel_Rf, Saturday, 21 October 2023 14:39 (seven months ago) link

Silence is my latter-day Marty keeper.

I'm watching KOTFM tomorrow or Tuesday.

hat trick of trashiness (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 21 October 2023 14:40 (seven months ago) link

I think I need to see all 50 of the movies Abel Ferrara and Willem Dafoe have made together in the last five years before I see another Scorsese movie.

read-only (unperson), Saturday, 21 October 2023 14:43 (seven months ago) link

I'm good with just Shutter Island from the last two decades, thanks

Dwigt Rortugal (Eric H.), Saturday, 21 October 2023 14:47 (seven months ago) link

Marty's good old boy movies remind me of those jokes about the movie Speed. Goodfellas in Vegas! Goodfellas in old New York! Goodfellas on Wall Street!

scott seward, Saturday, 21 October 2023 14:48 (seven months ago) link

i get it if you are an olde-tyme film fan. you kinda HAVE to see his new movies. but i have the entire island of Hong Kong at my disposal. IN FACT I have 5 million world cinema movies that Martin Scorsese has given the thumbs up to that i want to see first.

scott seward, Saturday, 21 October 2023 14:51 (seven months ago) link

wait, is hong kong an island....peninsula....? i'll google.

scott seward, Saturday, 21 October 2023 14:51 (seven months ago) link

Scott, pretty sure the short answer is both. The "territory" includes islands and an adjacent peninsula.

The Royal House of Hangover (Ye Mad Puffin), Saturday, 21 October 2023 15:08 (seven months ago) link

olde-tyme film fans know about hong kong iirc. hong kong is pretty famous

"two or more people laughing at their own jokes" is the only kind of podcast i'll listen to; the other kind is for people who can't read

difficult listening hour, Saturday, 21 October 2023 16:24 (seven months ago) link

The multiple dudes thing (and I use the term "dudes" intentionally) can kill what would otherwise be an interesting subject. The prime example of this is The Last Podcast on the Left. They cover what I think is interesting material--serial killers, the occult, etc.--but their humor is so juvenile and offensive that I find it unlistenable. I guess there must be an audience for it, but I'm not in it.

Contrast this with Astonishing Legends, which is also two dudes covering similar material. They tend to go way long, but when I have the time to listen I find it engaging.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Saturday, 21 October 2023 16:34 (seven months ago) link

Juvenile, offensive and self-satisfied, I should say. At least one of them is a comic, and they're all convinced they're killing. I just don't care.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Saturday, 21 October 2023 16:35 (seven months ago) link

The formula usually is one mild-voiced, well-researched gent is consistently interrupted by a gravel-voiced, incurious, chucklehead lout

Dwigt Rortugal (Eric H.), Saturday, 21 October 2023 16:36 (seven months ago) link

My monocle pops

Dwigt Rortugal (Eric H.), Saturday, 21 October 2023 16:36 (seven months ago) link

Jacked Kirby skates the border of the same territory, but those two dudes have such an obvious love and knowledge of the subject, and manage to get such great guests, that I stick around.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Saturday, 21 October 2023 16:37 (seven months ago) link

Jacked Kirby, meet Swole Ditko

an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 21 October 2023 16:45 (seven months ago) link

live updates : yeah, he is still dead.

mark e, Saturday, 21 October 2023 17:07 (seven months ago) link

i think the comedian ones might be the worst because the younger comics are laughing too hard at the established comic guest's jokes in the hope that they bring them out on tour someday as an opener. comics tend to be pretty shameless.

scott seward, Saturday, 21 October 2023 17:42 (seven months ago) link

although i have to say i really did enjoy the bill burr podcast where he did it live onstage in front of an audience. but he is just really great improviser. and talker. to me he is anyway. i'm a fan. and it was just him. no guests.

scott seward, Saturday, 21 October 2023 17:44 (seven months ago) link

podcasts, NPR, morning zoo... I've just hated the sound of anyone talking since Jack Buck died.

pplains, Saturday, 21 October 2023 18:13 (seven months ago) link

i miss the new york radio of my youth. gene klavan. william b. williams. harry harrison. cousin brucie. alison steele. frankie crocker. jean shepherd. jonathan schwartz. jonathan schwartz would have flourished with the closetalking confessional world of podcasts.

scott seward, Saturday, 21 October 2023 18:35 (seven months ago) link

also: jada and will. sheesh. who gives a fuck. there's a war on. there is no speaker. there are wildfires. no offense to the hilltop hustlers or the fairmount park plateau or south philly tomato pies or pete dexter but fuck will smith. at some point those L. Ron dopes take enough money from these stars and tell them its their job to save the planet and they go nutso! sad, really...

scott seward, Saturday, 21 October 2023 18:43 (seven months ago) link

My one initial direction to the two other blokes I brought on board for my podcast where we talk about stuff: no nervous giggling. Can’t stand that. The only laughter on our podcast is when we’re genuinely laughing, and even that sometimes get edited.

mike t-diva, Saturday, 21 October 2023 18:44 (seven months ago) link

Good rule

Jeff, Saturday, 21 October 2023 18:51 (seven months ago) link

Joe Mothafuckin' Frank

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Saturday, 21 October 2023 19:21 (seven months ago) link

think I've said something along these lines (maybe even itt) but something happened about a decade ago, maybe more, where the commonly understood meaning of "podcast" went from "downloadable radio show" to "lazy unedited ramblings" - think it was at the same moment a load of media pros and celebrities got involved.

I was interviewed for a podcast newsletter one time and annoyed my interviewer by saying I don't think everyone should start their own podcast, I am too tired of checking out new ones and finding it's just another two guys talking for hours around a potentially interesting topic, but with nothing to say.

the world is your octopus (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 21 October 2023 19:46 (seven months ago) link

obviously this doesn't apply to your podcast, Mike, it's one of my favourites.

the world is your octopus (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 21 October 2023 19:50 (seven months ago) link

Which one is Mike's?

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Saturday, 21 October 2023 19:51 (seven months ago) link

I'll let him share it, if he feels like it in this particular thread.

the world is your octopus (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 21 October 2023 19:53 (seven months ago) link

difficult listening hour at 5:24 21 Oct 23

olde-tyme film fans know about hong kong iirc. hong kong is pretty famous

"two or more people laughing at their own jokes" is the only kind of podcast i'll listen to; the other kind is for people who can't read
Mine is very much neither of these things, the same goes for almost every other podcast I listen to.

the world is your octopus (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 21 October 2023 19:57 (seven months ago) link

Thanks, CAAL: our podcast actively solicits comments for broadcast, and you’re one of our best.

The podcast is called Which Decade Is Tops For Pops? It’s in all the usual places.

mike t-diva, Saturday, 21 October 2023 22:55 (seven months ago) link

I hate most podcasts for the reasons yall just stated. sorry, i can also get stoned and bullshit about something i know a lot about for 30+ minutes, this is called “being a human being”
not sure what you mean by this. surely conversational podcasts are popular precisely because people like that they simulate the experience of hanging out with other human beings? that's part of the point, right?

jaymc, Saturday, 21 October 2023 23:12 (seven months ago) link

It’s an easier way to learn things because I’m too old and tired to read anything.

Jeff, Saturday, 21 October 2023 23:14 (seven months ago) link

I personally can’t learn anything from podcasts and I’m convinced people that can are a space aliens. I take in, maybe 10% of the information from podcasts that I would by reading. Poster otm who said two dudes talking is the only worthwhile form of podcast (and even then!).

There’s a Knausgaard Podcast (our struggle) by two dudes (one of the dudes is a dudette) that I find comforting. It gets played the once every three months when I’m driving and don’t feel like listening to music anymore. That’s it, far better things to do with my ears

Peach’s burner account (H.P), Saturday, 21 October 2023 23:21 (seven months ago) link

The reason I like that podcast is because the podcasts hosts clearly understand they are losers (I love them). This is an absolutely essential part of being a podcaster

Peach’s burner account (H.P), Saturday, 21 October 2023 23:22 (seven months ago) link

(To the actual people podcasting itt, please forgive and dismiss that last post)

Peach’s burner account (H.P), Saturday, 21 October 2023 23:24 (seven months ago) link

I have literally never listened to a podcast, trying to keep that streak going

out-of-print LaserDisc edition (sleeve), Saturday, 21 October 2023 23:25 (seven months ago) link

not sure what you mean by this. surely conversational podcasts are popular precisely because people like that they simulate the experience of hanging out with other human beings? that's part of the point, right?


I don’t think they simulate the experience at all, since the listener has a passive relationship with the podcast.

I also tend to believe that podcast-loving types read less and are more incurious but perhaps that’s just the people I know, who tend to cite podcasts in any conversation in an almost boosterish way. It’s cultlike and weird.

That said, I can see how people can think of them in the way you describe, I am just not one of those people. I listen to a lot of music!

butt dumb tight my boners got boners (the table is the table), Saturday, 21 October 2023 23:28 (seven months ago) link

As has been noted over the years, too, I am a fan of “silence,” so to speak.

butt dumb tight my boners got boners (the table is the table), Saturday, 21 October 2023 23:30 (seven months ago) link

As in, I will not be one of those old people who keeps the radio or TV going to “keep thenselves company.”

butt dumb tight my boners got boners (the table is the table), Saturday, 21 October 2023 23:31 (seven months ago) link

"I have literally never listened to a podcast, trying to keep that streak going"

i've only watched some on youtube. or actually i guess i have listened to marc maron on youtube. he doesn't have video. but otherwise i watch the funny people like tim from tim & eric and bill burr. i'm assuming they have audio-only versions on apple and spotify. i don't own a phone and i figure that's how people listen to them? or on ipods. i have no idea. or, duh, just on their computers.

actually, i have listened to two local ones on spotify once or twice just because i know the people. lou barlow and his wife adelle have one. i've listened to that once or twice. and my pal JD in town here has one on tinnitus that i listened to when he interviewed...lou barlow! it's a small world here in greenfield.

scott seward, Saturday, 21 October 2023 23:42 (seven months ago) link

(the funny ones i don't actually watch much. its just that youtube always has them pop up and sometimes i click.)

(i've never heard a political one or a story-driven one. i don't know. i've never listened to a book on tape! i'm very particular about voices. i did start to listen to one that was for a book about how much IBM helped the nazis kill people but i only made it through one CD.)

scott seward, Saturday, 21 October 2023 23:48 (seven months ago) link

oh wait I think I have heard one, my wife's grand-daughter listens to a dinosaur podcast

out-of-print LaserDisc edition (sleeve), Sunday, 22 October 2023 00:01 (seven months ago) link

they know their audience, at the end of each episode they take one kid's question about "which of these two dinosaurs would win in a fight", good stuff. they answer very seriously!

out-of-print LaserDisc edition (sleeve), Sunday, 22 October 2023 00:02 (seven months ago) link

A third kind, a much better kind, of podcast appears

Peach’s burner account (H.P), Sunday, 22 October 2023 00:05 (seven months ago) link

A third kind, a much better kind, of podcast appears

Peach’s burner account (H.P), Sunday, 22 October 2023 00:05 (seven months ago) link

the only time i've listened to podcasts was on an 11-hour train ride when i was too tired to read and too uncomfortable to sleep

they honestly really hit the spot then, but i hope not to be in that situation too often

mookieproof, Sunday, 22 October 2023 00:07 (seven months ago) link

i formed my opinions about them while trimming or working weed in 2015-2017, people would play podcasts or audiobooks instead of music so nothing controversial would happen but jfc i would rather listen to the worst jam band in the world than a few idiots making idiotic jokes or talking politics. kill me.

butt dumb tight my boners got boners (the table is the table), Sunday, 22 October 2023 00:30 (seven months ago) link

I literally only listen to two podcasts: Bonanas for Bonanza and the Age of Napoleon. The first because Andy Daly is a genius and the hosts are in character, and Age of Napoleon because I find it soothing. One interesting thing about AON I’ve noticed is the guy never says his own name on the podcast or introduces himself. It’s just a disembodied Joe Pera voice talking about the Battle of Austerlitz.

deep wubs and tribral rhythms (Boring, Maryland), Sunday, 22 October 2023 00:46 (seven months ago) link

I've tried listening to podcasts but the ones that are two or three people joking around about bullshit (for two hours!), or having a discussion full of nerdy in-jokes about music, make me want to murder the entire human race. When I had one, it was because I enjoyed interviewing musicians (and still do!) but didn't want to transcribe the interviews. So I just posted the interviews, with a short intro. I have been led to believe that some podcasts are intensely researched sort of documentaries, like a radio version of Dateline, but that sounds terrible too. I never understood the appeal of talk radio back in the 90s either. Even if I agreed with him I couldn't imagine listening to Rush Limbaugh or anyone else just talking for hour after hour.

read-only (unperson), Sunday, 22 October 2023 00:51 (seven months ago) link

“Things that you actually care about but no one else cares about”

The Triumphant Return of Bernard & Stubbs (Raymond Cummings), Sunday, 22 October 2023 01:05 (seven months ago) link

I don’t even own a podcast

papal hotwife (milo z), Sunday, 22 October 2023 01:13 (seven months ago) link

I have a friend who listens to podcasts daily while he is puttering around the house, while making dinner and such, but I don't really relate to it, I like silence when I'm performing chores, and in my free time I'm mostly reading, listening to music, watching films, going outside or listening to audiobooks.

I can see the attraction it has for him though. I really like listening to the conversations that come out of the Cannes Film Festival every year, most notably Nicholas Rapold's interviews in "The Last Thing I Saw"

Dan S, Sunday, 22 October 2023 01:40 (seven months ago) link

"I don’t even own a podcast"

haha!

scott seward, Sunday, 22 October 2023 02:15 (seven months ago) link

it's strange how quiet my life has gotten lately. maybe one for the comics discovery thread... when i was young they had comics that came with record albums. there was one from the '70s featuring man-bat, who i remember... i don't know if this is accurate to comics or not, but loud noises drove him crazy. my life isn't a quiet one by any means. most of the sounds in my life are byproducts of machinery. my NAS hard drives. the buzzing of my lights, the fridge, heater. a fan. sometimes i put on white noise to sleep. maybe there's another kind of noise that's better for sleeping, but i don't remember what it is. there's lots of construction and lawn equipment outside.

anyway. i have been more sensitive to sound lately. i get more easily overwhelmed by it. sometimes i feel like man-bat from those old comics.

i don't multitask very well, is all it is. if i'm doing something i'm doing that thing. listening to music, listening to a podcast... i have other things to do. i don't know how people manage the multitasking thing.

that's not true. i'm very good at multitasking. right now, i just took nine minutes, and i multitasked listening to dave easley playing "lonely woman" and breathing. i'm probably not going to need to listen to music again for a while. i don't _need_ to listen to that much music, and when i do... it doesn't matter what i listen to so much as _that_ i listen to music, sometimes.

if i'm listening to music or a podcast or whatever often it often distracts me from paying attention to other things. for instance, i spent a lot of my life trying as hard as i could to ignore my body was saying and it's still something i work really hard at. for instance, my body has been telling me all day to brush my teeth, but it's hard for me to hear something like that when i'm pumping external stimuli through my poor brain all day.

my primary leisure time activity is existing. when i'm depressed, it takes a lot of work. when i'm not depressed, though, it feels like a luxury, it's something i enjoy a lot. just being able to, like... _be_. without having to work at it. it feels incredibly good, and when i spend time doing that, i find it gets easier for me to do things that are sometimes hard for me...

huh. listening is kind of a habit. listening in a certain sort of way. i was just sitting here and something was asking me if i'd closed the cabinet doors. the thing about listening to questions is that when you listen to them, you also have to figure out who's asking the question. my ex got on me all the time about not closing the cabinet doors. i'm actually going through the neurodivergent friendly workbook of dbt skills, and that's one of the things it calls out, that my worth as a person is not dependent on whether or not i remember to close the kitchen cabinets.

that's why i've been focusing more on it though, lately. just to prove that i can do things if i put my mind to them. i decided that it was important to _me_, so one of my daily tasks is to check to see if i've closed the kitchen cabinets. it feels good because the voice that's asking me if i've closed the kitchen cabinets is now mine.

a lot of the questions i ignore is because i assume they're coming from someone nagging me, my mom or my ex or somebody who's judging me as being not good enough. but if i listen, the person asking "hey, when's the last time you cleaned out the microwave?" is me, and she's not judging me, she's genuinely just wondering. and then i'm like "hell, i can do that now, i'd feel better if i just did that now". no point in stressing out over it. i get really on-edge sometimes, like i feel like i'm supposed to be doing something but i can't figure out what. there isn't, though. there isn't anything in particular i'm supposed to be doing, so i don't have to hang around all day on edge waiting for someone to ask me to do the thing i'm supposed to be doing. i can just do what i want. which, when i listen, turns out to be... cleaning the microwave. that's what i wanted to do today.

so i guess that's still my hobby. listening. i'm just not listening to music as much as i used to. and podcasts... it's just hard for me to listen to them unless i'm doing something else at the same time. i don't really like that about them.

Kate (rushomancy), Sunday, 22 October 2023 02:19 (seven months ago) link

i love interviews! good ones. its hard to find good ones. i'm always trying to find good author interviews online.

i made a Youtube playlist of 200 jazz interviews. because it seemed like something i would do.

http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLE1-7P1reTFjNq4XVFWjPJiymJ7--IBJP

scott seward, Sunday, 22 October 2023 02:19 (seven months ago) link

podcasts are basically what keeps me from getting bored when doing chores around the house, which keeps me doing the chores longer, which keeps my house cleaner

silverfish, Sunday, 22 October 2023 04:26 (seven months ago) link

I like history podcasts for driving, I don't really care if I can pass a test on the material afterward and they're usually pretty chill. Thankfully Dan Carlin's success didn't push other history podcasts to emulate his horrible AND I QUOTE cadence.

papal hotwife (milo z), Sunday, 22 October 2023 04:48 (seven months ago) link

I've never liked driving to music before early evening, when I was driving 3+ hours every day between job sites it was a rotation of the least annoying sports talk option and NPR, podcasts saved me from ever having to hear Terri Gross's voice or an interview with a footbaw coach.

papal hotwife (milo z), Sunday, 22 October 2023 04:53 (seven months ago) link

I personally can’t learn anything from films

I have literally never listened to music, trying to keep that streak going

I also tend to believe that theatre-loving types read less and are more incurious but perhaps that’s just the people I know, who tend to cite plays in any conversation in an almost boosterish way. It’s cultlike and weird.

I've tried appreciating paintings but they make me want to murder the entire human race

the world is your octopus (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Sunday, 22 October 2023 07:24 (seven months ago) link

I have also never listened to a podcast. I want to but I always feel like I'd just rather listen to music. I have a list people have recommended me. Will get around to it eventually.

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Sunday, 22 October 2023 08:30 (seven months ago) link

My son recommended a podcast about someone who got bumped off ‘Band of Brothers’ by Tom Hanks as he had ‘dead eyes’. I listened to three of the and they were ok, but couldn’t face another 28 (!) of them.

I’m like ENBB, I’m listening to it and thinking I could be listening to some music instead.

Dan Worsley, Sunday, 22 October 2023 08:46 (seven months ago) link

who tend to cite plays in any conversation in an almost boosterish way

not wrong tbh

difficult listening hour, Sunday, 22 October 2023 09:10 (seven months ago) link

re podcasts, i can do audiobooks by good writers or like mary beard talking about rome (which kate posted i believe). oh and my beloved big mood, little mood because danny avery is a delightful bad ass and i need good vibes from fellow family-estrangers.

ꙮ (map), Sunday, 22 October 2023 13:59 (seven months ago) link

i feel a little sad about posting these but here are some new things i just don't care about :|

fire dancing / fire performers (sorry to my friends j & s, you're lovely people but i just don't care about the fire dancing you're super into)

"light art" and "light shows" that are just some LED tripper trapper derpy bsullshit. lol maybe this one shades into "i actively dislike this"

ꙮ (map), Sunday, 22 October 2023 14:14 (seven months ago) link

but let's be real, anyone who gets joy from LED lights can't be trusted.

ꙮ (map), Sunday, 22 October 2023 14:18 (seven months ago) link

i don't really believe that tbc

ꙮ (map), Sunday, 22 October 2023 14:21 (seven months ago) link

the local bonfire night and firework display stopped having an actual fire a few years ago and this year is having lasers instead of fireworks

koogs, Sunday, 22 October 2023 14:22 (seven months ago) link

the only time I saw fire performers I was at a beach bar in Ko Phi Phi and the bar owner stole my shoes and had his mate chase me down the road with a machete, so not the best of associations

the world is your octopus (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Sunday, 22 October 2023 14:23 (seven months ago) link

My son recommended a podcast about someone who got bumped off ‘Band of Brothers’ by Tom Hanks as he had ‘dead eyes’. I listened to three of the and they were ok, but couldn’t face another 28 (!) of them.
Dead Eyes rules, and part of what's fun is how much he's able to wring out of the premise of the show, which is ostensibly about finding out why Tom Hanks fired him but is really about ambition and failure and making peace with things. Great podcast.

jaymc, Sunday, 22 October 2023 14:23 (seven months ago) link

in dodgy podcast news:
eduard karl joseph michael marcus koloman volkhold maria habsburg-lothringen, archduke of austria and thus heir to the entire austro-hungarian empire (as founded by RADBOT OF KLETTGAU (985 – 1045), plus hungarian ambassador to the vatican, will be guesting shortly on the deprecated REST IS HISTORY podcast (it's already recorded, and is due to be broadcast on the very day that empire is restored no doubt) (given the politics of the podcasters)

mark s, Sunday, 22 October 2023 14:37 (seven months ago) link

yes fact is mixed with sarcasm in that post and yet the founder of the habsburg line was indeed called RADBOT, ai will end us all

mark s, Sunday, 22 October 2023 14:38 (seven months ago) link

Genres of podcasts currently on my phone:
-Calm, serious interviews with jazz musicians
-interviews with synth nerds
-interviews with rappers and rap producers
-comedian couple gives relationship advice
-dude talking about cybersecurity
-Seattle hipsters discussing their in-group slang
-UK hipsters chatting about stuff
-educational podcast about recording & mixing
-NPR, NYT and pods in that style, you know the drill
-bootlegs of an internet radio show featuring dudes talking about music and corporate food history
-dudes talking about records
-dudes taking about food
-ladies talking about food
-ladies talking about stuff
-interviews with drummers

Jordan s/t (Jordan), Sunday, 22 October 2023 14:47 (seven months ago) link

Dead Eyes rules, and part of what's fun is how much he's able to wring out of the premise of the show, which is ostensibly about finding out why Tom Hanks fired him but is really about ambition and failure and making peace with things. Great podcast.

I will give it another go, but by the end of the third episode I was ‘dude, get over it’.

Dan Worsley, Sunday, 22 October 2023 15:30 (seven months ago) link

It’s odd: when I was a blogger, I devoured blogs; when I was a music writer, I devoured music writing; but now that I’m a podcaster, I almost totally ignore other podcasts. In particular, I’ve sampled plenty of other UK music commentary podcasts, but none grabbed me and many irritated me. So the only podcast I now follow is the one that an old friend hosts (Chart Music).

mike t-diva, Sunday, 22 October 2023 15:56 (seven months ago) link

xps oh yeah two people randomly shooting the shit is exactly the same as a painting or a piece of music, rmde

out-of-print LaserDisc edition (sleeve), Sunday, 22 October 2023 16:51 (seven months ago) link

Joe Pera has a podcast, just sayin'

Dwigt Rortugal (Eric H.), Sunday, 22 October 2023 16:58 (seven months ago) link

i’m completely podcasted out

there are only four genres of podcast btw. many are combinations of these but there are only four.

- the interview
- the mystery
- information straight into my veins
- the friendship simulator

Tracer Hand, Sunday, 22 October 2023 17:01 (seven months ago) link

yeah sorry CAAL, podcasts aren’t an artform

butt dumb tight my boners got boners (the table is the table), Sunday, 22 October 2023 17:01 (seven months ago) link

i absolutely do not care about podcasts. someone says "did you listen to x" and it's a podcast, my brain shuts off immediately. the only one I've ever really liked listening to was the dolly parton one.

I? not I! He! He! HIM! (akm), Sunday, 22 October 2023 17:13 (seven months ago) link

yeah sorry CAAL, podcasts aren’t an artform

lol this statement is meaningless

Daniel_Rf, Sunday, 22 October 2023 17:17 (seven months ago) link

have you all heard of YouTube? You can look at people talking at you

brimstead, Sunday, 22 October 2023 17:20 (seven months ago) link

podcasts are a medium for transmitting various forms of art, including music and poetry

xpost sounds scary

Daniel_Rf, Sunday, 22 October 2023 17:20 (seven months ago) link

I would agree that podcasts are folklore, still not so sure about art. how many times do y'all re-listen to a podcast?

out-of-print LaserDisc edition (sleeve), Sunday, 22 October 2023 17:21 (seven months ago) link

I relisten to certain podcasts in the same way that I'll rewatch certain shows, but I also don't see why replay value should be the criterion for art

Daniel_Rf, Sunday, 22 October 2023 17:24 (seven months ago) link

is a conversation art? serious question.

out-of-print LaserDisc edition (sleeve), Sunday, 22 October 2023 17:26 (seven months ago) link

I kinda liked "You're Wrong About" when it was a going thing but then it started to grate. "Every Little Thing" had a similar trajectory.

"Lingthusiasm" and "No Such Thing as a Fish" scratch some of the same itches (I guess what Tracer would call information straight into my veins).

Plus various sources of British history. Every once in a while the "Stuff You Missed"/"Stuff You Should Know" can be ok. "99% Invisible" and "Reply All" could sometimes work

Musicwise, "20K Hertz," "Strong Songs," Switched-on Pop," and "Cocaine and Rhinestones."

But as noted I go through times when I want words pouring into my ears and times when I don't.

The Royal House of Hangover (Ye Mad Puffin), Sunday, 22 October 2023 17:26 (seven months ago) link

is a conversation art? serious question.

If it is enjoyed as such by a listener then yes, but there's many podcasts that aren't conversations.

Daniel_Rf, Sunday, 22 October 2023 17:29 (seven months ago) link

I realize we live in the post-Duchamp world where art is in the eye of the beholder, but to me categorizing (to use a best case example) an interesting audio-book that is effectively a well-researched encyclopedia article in the "art" category strains that definition.

otoh it is absolutely folklore, oral transmission of culture.

out-of-print LaserDisc edition (sleeve), Sunday, 22 October 2023 17:34 (seven months ago) link

all that this conversation has taught me is that my statement about podcast people being cultlike and weird in their boosterism is 100% true and is much of what turns me off about them

butt dumb tight my boners got boners (the table is the table), Sunday, 22 October 2023 17:36 (seven months ago) link

well but again you are creating a category of what a podcast is that doesn't apply to hundreds and hundreds of examples of the medium

thus my original assertion that "podcasts are a medium for transmitting various forms of art, including music and poetry".

Daniel_Rf, Sunday, 22 October 2023 17:37 (seven months ago) link

podcasts are just downloadable radio shows. my two podcasts are

* immersive multi-hour mixes of music and sounds from every year of recorded sound
* mixes of field recordings, old cassettes, personal stories, interviews with friends & family and original music

if you hate listening to two amateur comedians jabber away for two hours about nothing, fine, me too. if you don't want to listen to audiobooks, fine. if you think 99% of podcasts are awful, sure, agreed. if you believe the entire medium can never be art, then go fuck yourself.

the world is your octopus (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Sunday, 22 October 2023 17:38 (seven months ago) link

Yeah I was going to say the radio show comparison. That’s always been the one that made sense to me. To argue that they’re not worthwhile because they “aren’t art” is just a bizarre line of thinking.

I’m going to get fined for being right, again (gyac), Sunday, 22 October 2023 17:40 (seven months ago) link

the whole “people who watch tv are dumb” thing… please

brimstead, Sunday, 22 October 2023 17:42 (seven months ago) link

all that this conversation has taught me is that my statement about podcast people being cultlike and weird in their boosterism is 100% true and is much of what turns me off about them

what about chapbook people

Daniel_Rf, Sunday, 22 October 2023 17:43 (seven months ago) link

i utilized the term “artform” because that’s what your strawman was doing, CAAL. your podcasts sound fine.

gyac, i’m going to kindly ask you to never interact with me or anything i’ve said on here ever again.

butt dumb tight my boners got boners (the table is the table), Sunday, 22 October 2023 17:45 (seven months ago) link

_all that this conversation has taught me is that my statement about podcast people being cultlike and weird in their boosterism is 100% true and is much of what turns me off about them_

what about chapbook people


go fuck yourself

butt dumb tight my boners got boners (the table is the table), Sunday, 22 October 2023 17:45 (seven months ago) link

CAAL that helps, since I def consider radio shows to be art! Not trying to be rude here, I just have zero familiarity with the medium.

out-of-print LaserDisc edition (sleeve), Sunday, 22 October 2023 17:46 (seven months ago) link

i utilized the term “artform” because that’s what your strawman was doing, CAAL. your podcasts sound fine.

gyac, i’m going to kindly ask you to never interact with me or anything i’ve said on here ever again.


I’m not talking to you! The general conversation was going that way.

I’m going to get fined for being right, again (gyac), Sunday, 22 October 2023 17:47 (seven months ago) link

You didn’t even make the original argument scrolling back up?

I’m going to get fined for being right, again (gyac), Sunday, 22 October 2023 17:47 (seven months ago) link

table you sound like "I don't actually have a tv" except more like "i dont actually have a tv and if you ever watch it then you're a moron" and if you are as much a dick to your acquaintances as you have been to me (and gyac now) then I'm sure they are as turned off by you as you are by them.

the world is your octopus (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Sunday, 22 October 2023 17:49 (seven months ago) link

fwiw CAAL, that does help— I think that when podcasts went more from “mixes and weird audio experiences “ to “talk radio and NPR wannabes” is when i lost the thread. i still adore some old podcast mixes from a decade or so ago.

butt dumb tight my boners got boners (the table is the table), Sunday, 22 October 2023 17:49 (seven months ago) link

also fwiw: I actually like you, CAAL, and apologize for being a dick. i just dislike podcasts.

butt dumb tight my boners got boners (the table is the table), Sunday, 22 October 2023 17:54 (seven months ago) link

they can't be all bad, at least now I know which dinosaur would win in a fight

out-of-print LaserDisc edition (sleeve), Sunday, 22 October 2023 17:55 (seven months ago) link

CaaL fwiw I don’t think of your projects as podcasts even though that’s the delivery form. like i don’t think of the Resident Advisor mix series as podcasts even though it’s very successful, long-lived etc. Your stuff would work equally well as CD releases or spotify tracks or even YouTube videos! (have you ever thought about this?) but i’ll admit rss is pretty handy

Tracer Hand, Sunday, 22 October 2023 17:57 (seven months ago) link

it’s also that i’m using “podcasts” as a metonym for “podcasts that mimic talk radio or NPR.” That seems to be the bigger issue in my posting, so once again, apologies to CAal and etc.

butt dumb tight my boners got boners (the table is the table), Sunday, 22 October 2023 17:58 (seven months ago) link

i’m completely podcasted out

there are only four genres of podcast btw. many are combinations of these but there are only four.

- the interview
- the mystery
- information straight into my veins
- the friendship simulator


Feel like there are a bunch of comedy podcasts that don’t fit any of these

Boris Yitsbin (wins), Sunday, 22 October 2023 18:11 (seven months ago) link

try me

Tracer Hand, Sunday, 22 October 2023 18:12 (seven months ago) link

i mean ‘friendship simulator’ is kind of a cheat because probably 70% of all podcasts could fit in this category even stuff like hollywood handbook or hello from the magic tavern

Tracer Hand, Sunday, 22 October 2023 18:13 (seven months ago) link

Well I mainly listen to office hours which is a call-in show, it does have an interview element kind of — but there are ones that are sketches or improv or game show format. Unless like who wants to be a millionaire a friendship simulator I’m not sure those count

Boris Yitsbin (wins), Sunday, 22 October 2023 18:23 (seven months ago) link

office hours live is friendship simulator + interview

Tracer Hand, Sunday, 22 October 2023 18:28 (seven months ago) link

But the other types I mentioned (sketch/game show &c)? It’s a vague enough category that you can make anything fit I guess but I do find it interesting that the “parasocial” meme seems to be applied to podcast versions of things that exist in other media without that assumption. Nobody is claiming that have I got news for you is replicating the experience of being down the pub with mates (cue someone posting clueless columnist saying exactly that)

Boris Yitsbin (wins), Sunday, 22 October 2023 18:37 (seven months ago) link

i think it's because you've got these people up close in your ears, without a studio audience, it feels more intimate. like hey it's my guys, it's that time of week again when i get to hang with my guys

Tracer Hand, Sunday, 22 October 2023 20:52 (seven months ago) link

Added 13 Days of Halloween to Pocket Casts this morning, spoooooooky story time

papal hotwife (milo z), Sunday, 22 October 2023 21:31 (seven months ago) link

I REALLY really don't think this post got the attention that it deserves!!

the only time I saw fire performers I was at a beach bar in Ko Phi Phi and the bar owner stole my shoes and had his mate chase me down the road with a machete, so not the best of associations

― the world is your octopus (Camaraderie at Arms Length),

scott seward, Sunday, 22 October 2023 22:19 (seven months ago) link

i WOULD listen to a podcast episode that elaborated on that story, actually.

butt dumb tight my boners got boners (the table is the table), Sunday, 22 October 2023 22:20 (seven months ago) link

for sure

out-of-print LaserDisc edition (sleeve), Sunday, 22 October 2023 22:21 (seven months ago) link

also i would listen to all these ilxor podcasts if you link them. also does mark s. have one? i would be there in a NY minute. also all this talk about something i never think about is making me want to start a podcast.

scott seward, Sunday, 22 October 2023 22:21 (seven months ago) link

Your haircut

calstars, Sunday, 22 October 2023 22:30 (seven months ago) link

you folks sure have a lot of thoughts for something you don’t care about. where were you all when I revived “let’s all hang up on podcasts?” for a proper beat down?

brimstead, Sunday, 22 October 2023 23:17 (seven months ago) link

lol

calstars, Sunday, 22 October 2023 23:30 (seven months ago) link

ok so my friends are nerds and are into a lot of nerd shit so here is the nerd shit i am not really into

the podcast "welcome to night vale"
whatever "SCP" is
warhammer
superhero movies
whatever is the hot new video game, like "elden ring" or whatever

in theory i'm super into queer kids cartoons but i never actually get around to watching them, anything that takes me more than ten minutes is a serious commitment for me

in fact there's a lot of stuff i am interested in, but i'm more interested in reading about it than i am in experiencing it directly

Kate (rushomancy), Monday, 23 October 2023 00:43 (seven months ago) link

oh i am also a nerd, in case it seemed like i was saying my friends are nerds and i'm not, lol

Kate (rushomancy), Monday, 23 October 2023 00:44 (seven months ago) link

whatever "SCP" is

Sane Clown Posse, low-key and down-to-earth horrorcore rap troupe

Halfway there but for you, Monday, 23 October 2023 00:46 (seven months ago) link

i'm more interested in reading about it than i am in experiencing it directly

This is me just now, after perusing a bunch of reviews of early 60s UK R&B albums.

Halfway there but for you, Monday, 23 October 2023 00:49 (seven months ago) link

Almost intereszzzzzzzzzzzzzz

calstars, Monday, 23 October 2023 02:26 (seven months ago) link

To be clear: zzz

calstars, Monday, 23 October 2023 02:30 (seven months ago) link

This podcast discussion is interminable and boring enough to be a podcast.

Tsar Bombadil (James Morrison), Monday, 23 October 2023 05:46 (seven months ago) link

ILX: friendship simulator

Evan, Monday, 23 October 2023 10:04 (seven months ago) link

i can make this thread even MORE *i don't even own a t.v.* and wrench it from the cold dead grip of podcasts and in honor of the new Apple iphone 15 safely say: i don't care about phones and i have never even used someone else's iphone and i will never own one. i don't hate them and i don't think about them. quite frankly, i just don't care about them. oh, and just so you know, it's beautiful outside.

scott seward, Monday, 23 October 2023 11:50 (seven months ago) link

I'm kind of surprised the name "podcast" stuck for so long, it seems so early Apple centric.

Muad'Doob (Moodles), Monday, 23 October 2023 11:58 (seven months ago) link

Sane Clown Posse, low-key and down-to-earth horrorcore rap troupe

― Halfway there but for you

no way in hell i trust those guys, you'd have to be crazy to be sane these days

Kate (rushomancy), Monday, 23 October 2023 13:39 (seven months ago) link

I'm kind of surprised the name "podcast" stuck for so long, it seems so early Apple centric.

I still think that when I see "blog" or "blogger".

pplains, Monday, 23 October 2023 14:00 (seven months ago) link

I think there are too many types of podcast to make a blanket statement about the form. Accepting Tracer’s list of 4 basic types, you end up with 65 or so possible combinations! I haven’t done that type of math in a while so sorry if I’m off.

I think the scripted/edited format is definitely akin to a NPR show. The talk radio style ones are overall less for me, but it’s interesting how there are parallels, all the way down to people who conflate the views of the podcasters and those of listeners — sometimes those same listeners where consumption is shaping their own views.

I’m in the “something to listen to while doing something else” camp, but I think it’s useful to hear how others speak on topics without necessarily being a participant. Like overhearing a conversation, but without feeling the need to interject or be emotionally involved? There’s a level of context in conversation that doesn’t translate to writing.

ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Monday, 23 October 2023 14:06 (seven months ago) link

I think conversation can be an art (what is My Dinner With Andre otherwise)? Dialogue is THE method towards truth, right?

#1 García Fan (H.P), Monday, 23 October 2023 14:12 (seven months ago) link

ha yes I was thinking abt that movie as I typed the question

out-of-print LaserDisc edition (sleeve), Monday, 23 October 2023 14:23 (seven months ago) link

My Podcast With Andre

an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 23 October 2023 14:27 (seven months ago) link

At one point I vaguely thought about "My Dinner with Andre the Giant" but I see it's been done by one of those shows I've not watched and don't care about (swerving madly to stay on topic)

The Royal House of Hangover (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 23 October 2023 15:09 (seven months ago) link

As a life-long listener and creator of music; I do not care about music theory. I _want_ to care about music theory! I can't make myself. The minute I start digging into it I get sleepy. I'm slightly more interested in composition, but still haven't managed to make time for learning it. It came up because I recently had a conversation with a guy I knew who I didn't know had more than a passing interest in music and he dropped some serious knowledge on me, and the whole time my inner voice was screaming, "Don't caaarrreee!"

beard papa, Monday, 23 October 2023 16:24 (seven months ago) link

I mean a little theory isn’t a bad thing. You don’t have to drown in it.

calstars, Monday, 23 October 2023 17:16 (seven months ago) link

So they say.

pplains, Monday, 23 October 2023 18:02 (seven months ago) link

I find that music theory people are often of the opinion that if you don't understand music theory and/or can't play an instrument then you can't really truly appreciate music and your opinion on music is therefore of less value than theirs.

the world is your octopus (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 23 October 2023 18:28 (seven months ago) link

I dunno, it's helped me in my marriage that my husband can explain that he likes, predominately, songs in major keys ... i.e. it helped me not immediately go to "You don't like this song?! What's wrong with you?!"

Dwigt Rortugal (Eric H.), Monday, 23 October 2023 18:31 (seven months ago) link

xp i'm not a carpenter but i know a wobbly chair when i sit on one

no gap tree for old men (Noodle Vague), Monday, 23 October 2023 18:32 (seven months ago) link

Night of the music theory people

calstars, Monday, 23 October 2023 18:39 (seven months ago) link

my problem is: i have probably read a million classical record liner-notes and booklets and histories and my memory of everything i have read is about...0%. it just doesn't stick. i have never played an instrument though. (third grade violin and guitar doesn't count.)

scott seward, Monday, 23 October 2023 18:49 (seven months ago) link

there are about a hundred ways to appreciate music and every one adds value, grateful to any critics who get this.

the world is your octopus (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 23 October 2023 18:52 (seven months ago) link

i laughed reading the notes to one of the most amazing southern indian carnatic dance music CDs that i own the other night - i love the sections that remind me of kurt schwitters and din daa daa - when they said that one of the sections in the performance is relatively new to the form because: IT WAS ONLY 700 YEARS OLD! haha. so, now i just read liner-notes for the jokes.

scott seward, Monday, 23 October 2023 18:56 (seven months ago) link

The TV ratings for the World Series. Every single goddamn year they mention how the network execs are quaking in their boots if there’s a small-market team or they’re breathing easy if there’s not a small-market team. You never ever hear this shit for any other sport’s championship. Like fuck off and let Arizona fans enjoy their moment.

Mr. Snrub, Wednesday, 25 October 2023 17:30 (seven months ago) link

Tbf, I think the execs also threw up their hands in despair when the Denver Nuggets made the NBA Finals.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Wednesday, 25 October 2023 17:34 (seven months ago) link

Mr Snrub otm

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 25 October 2023 17:41 (seven months ago) link

time for mark s to start a podcast!

first guest: scott seward
first topic: the phrase “a new york minute"

mark s, Wednesday, 25 October 2023 17:46 (seven months ago) link

I would 100% listen to this

Muad'Doob (Moodles), Wednesday, 25 October 2023 18:59 (seven months ago) link

whatever the hell this "Beatles' last song" is

rob, Friday, 3 November 2023 13:08 (seven months ago) link

I knew someone would chime in.

hat trick of trashiness (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 3 November 2023 13:24 (seven months ago) link

Rob otm.

I just don’t care about AI generated art. Maybe I should? But it’s so ugly and obvious at the moment I can’t bother caring about it’s ramifications

#1 García Fan (H.P), Friday, 3 November 2023 19:17 (seven months ago) link

AI art sucks balls

calstars, Friday, 3 November 2023 19:27 (seven months ago) link

AI art should not even be called art. It should just be called illustration.

Tahuti Watches L&O:SVU Reruns Without His Ape (unperson), Friday, 3 November 2023 19:29 (seven months ago) link

Artificial intelligence? More like real stupidity!

Dwigt Rortugal (Eric H.), Friday, 3 November 2023 19:30 (seven months ago) link

Counterpoint is that the technology is advancing so fast this is kind of like saying "well THIS room isn't burning at all, it's totally fine right now, who cares". Not that I'm motivated to make an argument about it aside from pointing out that any posts about the current specific state of AI (ugly and obvious) are going to age really badly by like say next week or something.

Evan, Friday, 3 November 2023 19:35 (seven months ago) link

any posts about the current specific state of AI (ugly and obvious) are going to age really badly by like say next week or something

Oh, is that the cutoff for when dipshits are going to stop typing in prompts like "the Mona Lisa, but with anime girl eyes and huge tits" and paying to have the results advertised on social media?

Tahuti Watches L&O:SVU Reruns Without His Ape (unperson), Friday, 3 November 2023 19:42 (seven months ago) link

not at all, those images are just going to get 10x sexier by this time next Friday

Evan, Friday, 3 November 2023 19:44 (seven months ago) link

Go f a GPU

calstars, Friday, 3 November 2023 21:24 (seven months ago) link

the AI art was the worst part of the 2022 ILM poll

omar little, Friday, 3 November 2023 21:27 (seven months ago) link

AI art should not even be called art. It should just be called illustration.

― Tahuti Watches L&O:SVU Reruns Without His Ape (unperson), Friday, November 3, 2023 3:29 PM (three hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

As a human illustrator I kinda take offense.

SQUIRREL MEAT!! (Capitaine Jay Vee), Friday, 3 November 2023 22:47 (seven months ago) link

Since you've got more skin in the game than I do — although as someone who writes things I care deeply about (record reviews, books) and things I don't care about at all (draft letters to health insurance customers), I can have some limited perspective — what do you think is the right term for AI-created or -assisted illustration to differentiate it from entirely human, artistic illustration?

Tahuti Watches L&O:SVU Reruns Without His Ape (unperson), Saturday, 4 November 2023 01:49 (seven months ago) link

“Imagery”

G. D’Arcy Cheesewright (silby), Saturday, 4 November 2023 01:52 (seven months ago) link

“Dumb crap nobody wants to look at”

G. D’Arcy Cheesewright (silby), Saturday, 4 November 2023 01:52 (seven months ago) link

“Bullshit”

calstars, Saturday, 4 November 2023 02:07 (seven months ago) link

I gotta give AI “dumb bullshit nobody wants to look at” credit though, at least it ain’t those cursed AI animations.

Also Omar otm. It’s not polite to complain about a small part of free work being done for your benefit, but now that we are a year removed, whatever. That AI art was the worst part of the rollout

Click below for some truly disturbing content
https://www.instagram.com/reel/CxIcPi1ra08/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

#1 García Fan (H.P), Saturday, 4 November 2023 02:12 (seven months ago) link

Or don’t

calstars, Saturday, 4 November 2023 02:19 (seven months ago) link

I have written a lot of things that are in the public domain (by design) and historically I haven't minded seeing my words floating about without attribution. Once I was pleasantly surprised to recognize myself translated into Spanish. That stuff was done by people.

Perhaps irrationally, I have a very different reaction to someone who uses an AI that takes from a corpus of work that includes mine, then passes it off as their own work.

The AI would have no fuel in its engine without the millions of squishy human people. It is entirely dependent on us and the stuff we have done so far and been brave enough to put out there.

This is, of course, all part of the AI debate, and it's such a losing battle that I may as well shrug and just try to adapt.

don't let days go by, Listerine (Ye Mad Puffin), Saturday, 4 November 2023 03:52 (seven months ago) link

Joaquin Phoenix as Napoleon Bonaparte

Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 14 November 2023 22:00 (seven months ago) link

Any movie Ridley Scott has made since Blade Runner

Dwigt Rortugal (Eric H.), Tuesday, 14 November 2023 22:02 (seven months ago) link

(ope, sorry, since Thelma & Louise)

Dwigt Rortugal (Eric H.), Tuesday, 14 November 2023 22:02 (seven months ago) link

The director's cut of The Counselor is really good; otherwise, I'm with you.

Tahuti Watches L&O:SVU Reruns Without His Ape (unperson), Tuesday, 14 November 2023 22:24 (seven months ago) link

the martian, american gangster and a good year are all year all worth catching

close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Tuesday, 14 November 2023 23:27 (seven months ago) link

Hannibal is less boring than Blade Runner

Ward Fowler, Tuesday, 14 November 2023 23:31 (seven months ago) link

I just got out of a Napoleon screening. It's fine if you think Phoenix should play him like Commodus.

stuffing your suit pockets with cold, stale chicken tende (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 14 November 2023 23:53 (seven months ago) link

he's only got one emperor in him, is that what you're saying?

Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 14 November 2023 23:54 (seven months ago) link

Joaquin contains multitudes.

stuffing your suit pockets with cold, stale chicken tende (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 15 November 2023 00:00 (seven months ago) link

he's commodious, if you will

assert (matttkkkk), Wednesday, 15 November 2023 00:14 (seven months ago) link

Andre 3000 new age spiritual jazz

Paul Ponzi, Wednesday, 15 November 2023 00:35 (seven months ago) link

three weeks pass...

colorized photographs

budo jeru, Monday, 11 December 2023 02:59 (six months ago) link

three weeks pass...

Green Day changing the lyrics to their song to poke fun at MAGAs.

Muad'Doob (Moodles), Tuesday, 2 January 2024 06:10 (five months ago) link

Poking fun at Magas in general. Low hanging fruit

H.P, Tuesday, 2 January 2024 06:46 (five months ago) link

Ferrari, Maestro, Elvis, Priscilla

papal hotwife (milo z), Tuesday, 2 January 2024 09:58 (five months ago) link

the mid-20C can fuck off for awhile tbrr

Humanitarian Pause (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 2 January 2024 10:27 (five months ago) link

the furniture can hang around

close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Tuesday, 2 January 2024 11:01 (five months ago) link

Whether or not Rishi Sunak has broken promises on small boats.

The Italian Yob (Tom D.), Tuesday, 2 January 2024 11:55 (five months ago) link

the Epstein client list (sorry)

Paul Ponzi, Wednesday, 3 January 2024 13:46 (five months ago) link

I don't think it's really a 'client list'? I think it's just a list of people that were either witnesses, or somehow referenced in the trial

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 3 January 2024 21:33 (five months ago) link

three weeks pass...

The controversy/discourse over Barbie not getting nommed for some Oscars.

butt dumb tight my boners got boners (the table is the table), Sunday, 28 January 2024 14:57 (four months ago) link

two weeks pass...

Mr Beast

mark e, Saturday, 17 February 2024 19:55 (four months ago) link

Rogue’s arse. If you don’t know what I’m on about, consider yourself lucky.

Duane Barry, Tuesday, 20 February 2024 09:47 (three months ago) link

Donald Trump

H.P, Tuesday, 20 February 2024 10:40 (three months ago) link

Yes I care about his effect on the world, before anyone gets riled up at me

H.P, Tuesday, 20 February 2024 10:42 (three months ago) link

Whether or not certain country stations are playing Beyonce's country song

Rich E. (Eric H.), Wednesday, 21 February 2024 17:28 (three months ago) link

Things you said at parties that were funny once. unless I was there and witnessed it, it's very unentertaining to hear you talk about a thing you said once. but it works if someone else is telling the story

CEO Greedwagon (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 21 February 2024 19:26 (three months ago) link

The Budget. Not just this one but any of them.

man in suit and red tie raising his fist (Tom D.), Wednesday, 6 March 2024 11:29 (three months ago) link

wow they've frozen beer duty + taken a penny off spirits. Cue some nonsense in The S*n about the generous chancellor getting a round in for everybody. That's the budget shit I really don't like.

vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Wednesday, 6 March 2024 12:27 (three months ago) link

Wait there's a budget?

Morris O’Shea Salazar (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 6 March 2024 12:37 (three months ago) link

Dune

rob, Thursday, 7 March 2024 15:14 (three months ago) link

which words or phrases I use that “annoy” people

brimstead, Thursday, 7 March 2024 16:56 (three months ago) link

^

Humanitarian Pause (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 7 March 2024 16:58 (three months ago) link

There's a myriad of things I just don't care about tbh.

man in suit and red tie raising his fist (Tom D.), Thursday, 7 March 2024 17:07 (three months ago) link

which words or phrases I use that “annoy” people


they should put an upper age limit on that thread so we can see it for the old men shouting at clouds bit it so clearly is

Roman Anthony gets on his horse (gyac), Thursday, 7 March 2024 17:09 (three months ago) link

Jack Black / Tenacious D. I don't find him funny or original at all.

/asarco (AcnalbasacNoom), Friday, 8 March 2024 15:55 (three months ago) link

I have friends that love him/them a lot and I therefore don't outwardly shit on them, but...yeah, it was a 'baconing' band for sure

CEO Greedwagon (Neanderthal), Friday, 8 March 2024 16:03 (three months ago) link

Don't find him funny now but I thought the original 97-2000 HBO show was hilarious at the time. It was just so weird and unlike anything else that was around. I only just now, when I went to the wiki page to confirm the years, learned that Sasquatch was John C. Riely omg. Think the last thing I saw Back in was school of rock lol.

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Friday, 8 March 2024 16:29 (three months ago) link

Grandparents took one of the kids to see "Jesus Christ Superstar" last week. Made me go back to find "Jeepers Creepers" from Mr. Show. Jables was pretty tolerable back then!

pplains, Friday, 8 March 2024 16:32 (three months ago) link

x-post Reilly, even.

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Friday, 8 March 2024 16:34 (three months ago) link

He was definitely at least 2000x less annoying 20 years ago.

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Friday, 8 March 2024 16:39 (three months ago) link

birthdays are great, it's really nice to celebrate the day someone was born. the bar for me to care about your birthday is not that high! i don't have to like you, i don't even have to know you. but you have to be alive.

if you are dead, i don't care about your birthday

A street taco cart named Des'ree (Deflatormouse), Friday, 8 March 2024 17:14 (three months ago) link

birthdays are great, but having birthweeks where you do different activities every day and tell yr friends "come to whichever you want or come to all" = dud.

not saying that having a b'day celebration w/ family one day, friends another = a big deal, but like the co-worker harbl once talked about who basically spent an entire month celebrating their 30th birthday and had like 15 celebrations of it

CEO Greedwagon (Neanderthal), Friday, 8 March 2024 17:17 (three months ago) link

ngl i am down

A street taco cart named Des'ree (Deflatormouse), Friday, 8 March 2024 17:18 (three months ago) link

i'll celebrate all you want if there are enough balloons

A street taco cart named Des'ree (Deflatormouse), Friday, 8 March 2024 17:19 (three months ago) link

actually, you know what, i would care about your birthday if you are dead and there are balloons.

i walked past a cemetery on the way to the beach one day last summer, and someone had left a lot of mylar balloons on a grave, i almost cried!

A street taco cart named Des'ree (Deflatormouse), Friday, 8 March 2024 17:26 (three months ago) link

Army's top IRA spy, strangely enough.

Ste, Friday, 8 March 2024 19:23 (three months ago) link

if you are dead, i don't care about your birthday

― A street taco cart named Des'ree (Deflatormouse)

I'll go further

you don't have a birthday after you die, that's not what birthdays are, person x who died would not have been 100 today that's not how it works, they died

close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Friday, 8 March 2024 19:33 (three months ago) link

maybe they're necromancers

CEO Greedwagon (Neanderthal), Friday, 8 March 2024 19:35 (three months ago) link

in which case surely more interested in deathday?

close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Friday, 8 March 2024 19:37 (three months ago) link

you don't have a birthday after you die, that's not what birthdays are, person x who died would not have been 100 today that's not how it works, they died

Agree with this 1000%. I will occasionally use the phrase "anniversary of [PERSON]'s birth" if I want to call out some artist whose work I admire, but that's it.

Tahuti Watches L&O:SVU Reruns Without His Ape (unperson), Friday, 8 March 2024 19:50 (three months ago) link

lol deems when u right u right.

CEO Greedwagon (Neanderthal), Friday, 8 March 2024 19:57 (three months ago) link

We definitely need to be stricter about allowing that. I say you have to specify "heavenly birthday" AND you have to have known the deceased intimately. Nancy Sinatra recently sent one of those out to Peter Fonda and it was too cute to object to.

Josefa, Friday, 8 March 2024 20:33 (three months ago) link

Apart from Our Lord Jesus Christ, of course.

man in suit and red tie raising his fist (Tom D.), Friday, 8 March 2024 20:35 (three months ago) link

but most of my friends are in Hell

CEO Greedwagon (Neanderthal), Friday, 8 March 2024 20:35 (three months ago) link

you don't have a birthday after you die, that's not what birthdays are, person x who died would not have been 100 today that's not how it works, they died

― close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Friday, March 8, 2024 1:33 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

isn't this a classic mark s take from back in the day??

budo jeru, Friday, 8 March 2024 20:45 (three months ago) link

or maybe it was somebody else, or in fact you, but i've for sure encountered this opinion here, and only here, before

budo jeru, Friday, 8 March 2024 20:57 (three months ago) link

I will occasionally use the phrase "anniversary of PERSON's birth" if I want to call out some artist whose work I admire, but that's it.

but... that's... the same thing??

but most of my friends are in Hell

Presumably where you go if you've wished person x a happy birthday at any time since 1980 where person x = John Lennon

A street taco cart named Des'ree (Deflatormouse), Friday, 8 March 2024 20:57 (three months ago) link

imagine there's no heavenly birthday

Josefa, Friday, 8 March 2024 21:03 (three months ago) link

i want to care about kim gordon but everything has been so so so fucking boring for years. the book, the albums, the live performances. i've tried!

kurt schwitterz, Friday, 8 March 2024 21:14 (three months ago) link

Most of my heroes don't appear on no clouds.

The Ginger Bakersfield Sound (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 8 March 2024 21:18 (three months ago) link

maybe they're necromancers

...or maybe it's putrescine!

the absence of bikes (f. hazel), Friday, 8 March 2024 21:27 (three months ago) link

lmao

CEO Greedwagon (Neanderthal), Friday, 8 March 2024 21:30 (three months ago) link

Kate's doctored photo

Andy the Grasshopper, Monday, 11 March 2024 21:07 (three months ago) link

way to show your lack of concern about a missing woman

close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Monday, 11 March 2024 21:08 (three months ago) link

That's no woman that's Prince William's wife.

man in suit and red tie raising his fist (Tom D.), Monday, 11 March 2024 21:24 (three months ago) link

Cars

Ward Fowler, Monday, 11 March 2024 21:25 (three months ago) link

Kate

assert (matttkkkk), Monday, 11 March 2024 22:57 (three months ago) link

anniversaries of album release dates.

ꙮ (map), Tuesday, 12 March 2024 00:59 (three months ago) link

Anniversaries (sans personal ones)

H.P, Tuesday, 12 March 2024 01:03 (three months ago) link

I’m glad the Oscar’s are finally over, seemed like a especially long and torturous build up this year

brimstead, Tuesday, 12 March 2024 14:13 (three months ago) link

Human ashes and what's done with them (per the Hull funeral home scandal currently unfolding). I own no ashes of deceased family members and never will, it's mostly wood anyway.

help me I am in hull (Matt #2), Wednesday, 13 March 2024 14:04 (three months ago) link

Kate

― assert (matttkkkk), Monday, March 11, 2024 6:57 PM bookmarkflaglink

I'm at a loss for how stupid photoshopgate turned out to be

CEO Greedwagon (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 13 March 2024 21:02 (three months ago) link

can't fathom getting excited about yr birthday post age 11, tbh.

fetter, Wednesday, 13 March 2024 21:33 (three months ago) link

Pi day, or pi for that matter

ꙮ (map), Thursday, 14 March 2024 18:45 (three months ago) link

I wish people would have the decency to at least be embarrassed about naming things based on the MM/DD/YYY system.

This is Dance Anthems, have some respect (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 14 March 2024 18:48 (three months ago) link

I'd be mad if someone wrote a three digit year for sure

CEO Greedwagon (Neanderthal), Thursday, 14 March 2024 18:54 (three months ago) link

Y?

This is Dance Anthems, have some respect (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 14 March 2024 18:56 (three months ago) link

Late to the Jack Black talk, but I think he was once pretty funny and could have developed into a more unique actor/comedian, but he was rewarded so handsomely to play the "JACK BLACK" guy in everything that he got annoying and old quick.

Maxmillion D. Boosted (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 14 March 2024 18:59 (three months ago) link

Banksy

― Jeff, Friday, August 21, 2015 12:27 AM (eight years ago) bookmarkflaglink

banksy

― deejerk reactions (darraghmac), Wednesday, August 26, 2015 1:02 PM (eight years ago) bookmarkflaglink

Banksy ffs

― otm into winter (rip van wanko), Thursday, February 6, 2020 9:13 AM (four years ago) bookmarkflaglink

Banksy and all Banksy related information

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shave and a haircut, two brits (Matt #2), Monday, 18 March 2024 12:47 (three months ago) link

the ohtani gambling thing, totally bored by merely considering reading about it

brimstead, Saturday, 23 March 2024 14:16 (two months ago) link

eclipses. they happen every once in a while. *yawn*

scott seward, Friday, 29 March 2024 20:27 (two months ago) link

I mean, isn't an eclipse just 'night'? the sun goes behind the earth, right?

Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 29 March 2024 20:29 (two months ago) link

hell if i know. but you have to buy glasses for it or you die. i think i'll stay in bed.

scott seward, Friday, 29 March 2024 20:33 (two months ago) link

the new Beyonce album/Beyonce in general.

butt dumb tight my boners got boners (the table is the table), Friday, 29 March 2024 21:59 (two months ago) link

if you don't care about Beyonce, she won't care about you

Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 29 March 2024 22:50 (two months ago) link

The Zhenyuan Miaodao Yaolue Taoist alchemy text. Don't really care...

Vintage, Friday, 29 March 2024 23:02 (two months ago) link

i find it vaguely impressive that beyonce has the ambition/talent to conquer every genre but i don't care about this one

mookieproof, Friday, 29 March 2024 23:27 (two months ago) link

wait til your hear her surf rock album

Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 29 March 2024 23:29 (two months ago) link

i feel like i probably added beyonce to this thread a zillion years ago. i'm just kinda sick of america though. and americana. and corny corn bread recipe rah rah anthems. and the south. for reasons that i won't go into right now. trump.

scott seward, Friday, 29 March 2024 23:30 (two months ago) link

I don't really care about Beyonce but she's pretty easy to avoid, even with the dumb cowboy outfit

Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 29 March 2024 23:36 (two months ago) link

i'm just not into that billionaire national anthem halftime show stuff made for amex commercials. i would be down for a cajun/creole swamp blues beyonce album though. in french. that would be dope.

scott seward, Friday, 29 March 2024 23:37 (two months ago) link

its not even beyonce really. just anything that reminds me of the superbowl. and money. i don't care about.

scott seward, Friday, 29 March 2024 23:38 (two months ago) link

KNOWLES GOES ZYDECOS

Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 29 March 2024 23:44 (two months ago) link

Laissez les Bey Temps Rouler

alpaca lips now (Ye Mad Puffin), Saturday, 30 March 2024 02:13 (two months ago) link

i just want her to make more songs like 'all night'

mookieproof, Saturday, 30 March 2024 05:48 (two months ago) link

It’s an album about awards shows.

That’s the only way I’ve been able to process the intrinsic corniness of this new Beyoncé album, “Cowboy Carter,” which, very much like the most punishing of Grammy nights, runs way too long, yet still finds time to involve Post Malone.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/entertainment/music/2024/03/30/beyonce-cowboy-carter-review/

scott seward, Sunday, 31 March 2024 12:25 (two months ago) link

lolz

scott seward, Sunday, 31 March 2024 12:25 (two months ago) link

It’s an album about awards shows.

So H.E.R. is on it, too?

Tahuti Watches L&O:SVU Reruns Without His Ape (unperson), Sunday, 31 March 2024 14:30 (two months ago) link

Daylight Savings. Just let it go.

xyzzzz__, Sunday, 31 March 2024 14:56 (two months ago) link

This Oyler person

Slorg is not on the Slerf Team, you idiot, you moron (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, 9 April 2024 18:45 (two months ago) link

no one should care about her

ivy., Tuesday, 9 April 2024 19:17 (two months ago) link

lolita

stwahberrymilkgirlll, Tuesday, 9 April 2024 19:19 (two months ago) link

would gladly hear about tiger woods shooting 10 over par, but give me a fucking break when he's tied for 25th or whatever

mookieproof, Saturday, 13 April 2024 04:59 (two months ago) link

OTM. It's been the same in every single major he's been in for the last 20 odd years.

My God's got no nose... (Tom D.), Saturday, 13 April 2024 08:47 (two months ago) link

Woods gets more following and was totally unique as we have gone on to see. Making the cut even now is incredible.

Scheffler is very unexciting (and a Christian lol). Anyone who could've replaced Woods (Rory, Spieth) fell away after winning 2-4 majors in quick succession.

Aberg sounds like a massive talent but he's only just starting.

xyzzzz__, Sunday, 14 April 2024 09:42 (two months ago) link

tiger was an utter phenomenon 25 years ago and he was a top player even ten years ago. he's a legend. but he's not going to catch nicklaus, and while i do not envy him the circumstances in which he was raised, he seems to be a weird asshole

as far as making the cut, well, so did vijay, and he's 61. anyway i simply don't need Moments and analysis from Tiger Woods' round about a dude who finished +16

(tbh i wondered if the koepka-dechambeau beef was a scripted work in an attempt to draw eyes to non-tiger players, but it seems like they really do loathe each other)

mookieproof, Sunday, 14 April 2024 22:15 (two months ago) link

Golf

butt dumb tight my boners got boners (the table is the table), Tuesday, 16 April 2024 21:56 (two months ago) link

Golf is so so hateable, maybe now more than ever, but god do I enjoy playing it and watching these assholes do their thing. Really was into Speith’s whole vibe when he was rolling. Loved watching lefty pull birdies out of his ass. Love how fucked up pebble beach is.

brimstead, Tuesday, 16 April 2024 23:38 (two months ago) link

Oof yeah, I am repulsed by golf

banana-flavoured potatoes, “bonatoes”, (flamboyant goon tie included), Tuesday, 16 April 2024 23:48 (two months ago) link

i still feel like golf is one of those sports where if enough people had the time to play it and practice it all the time that there would be a TON of legendary golfers. kinda like bowling. whereas, i don't think this is true of other sports. like tennis? or baseball? maybe sports where you have to have amazing hand/eye coordination. seem harder to me. i'm not saying being good at golf is easy its just that so few people ever get a chance to get good at it. but millions of kids play tennis and baseball at high school levels and hardly any of them will ever be good enough to play on a good college team, let alone go pro. i think there would be a tiger woods in every city if enough kids played it all damn day long.

so maybe that's why i don't respect golf that much. but i could be totally wrong. plus, its boring. unless you have some sort of procedure done and you have one of those good doctors who gives you the good pain pills and you are on a couch all day and that sea of green and sand looks like infinity and heaven rolled into a little white ball.

scott seward, Tuesday, 16 April 2024 23:52 (two months ago) link

9 holes on a dewey morning, it’s just beautiful my friend

brimstead, Wednesday, 17 April 2024 00:02 (two months ago) link

very meditative and grounding, ok I’m done.

brimstead, Wednesday, 17 April 2024 00:02 (two months ago) link

i love the smell of weed killer in the morning...

scott seward, Wednesday, 17 April 2024 00:15 (two months ago) link

haha, i totally get why people like things. i really do.

scott seward, Wednesday, 17 April 2024 00:22 (two months ago) link

I enjoy the game of golf, but don't really have the means to do it, so I play golf video games from time to time.

beard papa, Wednesday, 17 April 2024 00:55 (two months ago) link

i don’t watch or follow golf but my dad did and i associate the sound of a golf game on tv with a certain feeling of home (in a pleasant way). i get being bored by it/not caring about it but it doesn’t rouse strong passions in me either way. mini golf is fun but i’m not very good at it lol

donna rouge, Wednesday, 17 April 2024 02:26 (two months ago) link

Golf

lol fair

i still feel like golf is one of those sports where if enough people had the time to play it and practice it all the time that there would be a TON of legendary golfers

not sure i agree, but it's a good question! otoh, we absolutely do not need more people who play it and practice it all the time

mookieproof, Wednesday, 17 April 2024 02:31 (two months ago) link

Man, I loved playing it, but didn't have any friends who played, and playing alone is not huge fun, and I always had sweat burning my eyeballs, and it's bad for the environment, so I gave it up after 10 years...but I loved playing.

Ippei's on a bummer now (WmC), Wednesday, 17 April 2024 02:35 (two months ago) link

Old school driving ranges (not that Top Golf shit) and mini golf rule

papal hotwife (milo z), Wednesday, 17 April 2024 02:47 (two months ago) link

driving ranges and mini golf do indeed rule! so much fun.

scott seward, Wednesday, 17 April 2024 03:36 (two months ago) link

idk if any higher % of ppl to swing a club make it pro than any other sport tbh

and if anyone has ever tried to consistently get any good at landing the ball within a dozen yards of a flag 250 yards away i doubt theyd speculate about how easy it is

nb only americans play baseball, really. and tennis seems to me to be /at least/ as middle class barriers to entry as a route

but golf seems to be one of those yank coded things and my island is essentially one large, reasonably-priced golf resort so hey

close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Wednesday, 17 April 2024 05:51 (two months ago) link

deems what is your handicap

mookieproof, Wednesday, 17 April 2024 06:13 (two months ago) link

(i almost broke 90 once)

mookieproof, Wednesday, 17 April 2024 06:15 (two months ago) link

I remember a major argument on ILX with Tuomas (I think) about golf.

My God's got no nose... (Tom D.), Wednesday, 17 April 2024 06:38 (two months ago) link

im no good at golf mookie i never got near a handicap

xp yeah tuomas didnt believe things could be different than hed decided and hed decided golf was impossible based on being finnish iirc

close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Wednesday, 17 April 2024 06:41 (two months ago) link

don't care about golf
don't care about upper class English people
but pg Wodehouse's golf stories otoh

This is Dance Anthems, have some respect (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 17 April 2024 06:48 (two months ago) link

I’d like golf more if the courses were less manicured and unnatural. Green lawns are enough of an offense to god in half of the US, acres of pristine Saint Augustine are another level.

papal hotwife (milo z), Wednesday, 17 April 2024 06:55 (two months ago) link

i usually try to preserve my acidity by self-inserting "in the united states" to an awful lot of posts but look ive made the effort above to actually note the varying relevant contexts and im not sure that our respondents are open

(US open?)

anyway golf is a decent spectator tv sport for a relaxing evening until a good major or the ryder cup when it becomes the pinnacle of sports viewership imo

close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Wednesday, 17 April 2024 07:24 (two months ago) link

im no good at golf mookie i never got near a handicap

fwiw (i almost broke 90 once) = same

honestly the most impressive golf performance i've ever seen was by this left-handed dude i knew in university who was compelled to play with right-handed clubs. i mean, he wasn't *good* but by god he got that ball to that hole again and again

mookieproof, Wednesday, 17 April 2024 07:31 (two months ago) link

went round a nice course- mainly heather and sheep, milo would approve- with a fella once and all he carried was a 3 wood, a nine and a putter and he looked like a dwarf and played like a wizard

close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Wednesday, 17 April 2024 07:33 (two months ago) link

I absolutely think golf takes skill and practice, I just hate it and find it completely repulsive. There’s a reason “Chemical Warfare” is among my favorite Dead Kennedys songs.

That said, as a practitioner of a somewhat marginal and weird sport, I totally don’t want to yuck others yum because I know that most people are like “you climb rocks??!”

butt dumb tight my boners got boners (the table is the table), Wednesday, 17 April 2024 11:10 (two months ago) link

i fantasise about rewilding all the golf courses near me.

ledge, Wednesday, 17 April 2024 11:23 (two months ago) link

yuck others yum

ban table

mookieproof, Wednesday, 17 April 2024 11:39 (two months ago) link

its official. golf is the 51st most difficult game to play. i think its debatable that its harder than cheerleading though. those pyramids are tough!

https://www.espn.com/espn/page2/sportSkills

scott seward, Wednesday, 17 April 2024 11:46 (two months ago) link

_yuck others yum_

ban table


lol

butt dumb tight my boners got boners (the table is the table), Wednesday, 17 April 2024 11:54 (two months ago) link

its official. golf is the 51st most difficult game to play. i think its debatable that its harder than cheerleading though. those pyramids are tough!

No cricket, no credibility.

My God's got no nose... (Tom D.), Wednesday, 17 April 2024 11:59 (two months ago) link

In fact, why isn't cricket in that table when rugby is?

My God's got no nose... (Tom D.), Wednesday, 17 April 2024 12:01 (two months ago) link

"as far as making the cut, well, so did vijay, and he's 61. anyway i simply don't need Moments and analysis from Tiger Woods' round about a dude who finished +16"

Tiger has been making the cut for w4 years, a record. I don't know it's impressive in between all the shaghing and car crashing.

But I get you he is not winning another major.

xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 17 April 2024 12:07 (two months ago) link

Golf combines a very masculine ish skill of hitting a ball hard with putting which requires something more zen like. Find that combo unique.

xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 17 April 2024 12:09 (two months ago) link

home run hitting/bunting

scott seward, Wednesday, 17 April 2024 12:18 (two months ago) link

forehand smash/lob

scott seward, Wednesday, 17 April 2024 12:19 (two months ago) link

Big difference between putting in golf and lobbing in tennis. I've got no idea what that baseball term means.

My God's got no nose... (Tom D.), Wednesday, 17 April 2024 12:47 (two months ago) link

Golf combines a very masculine ish skill of hitting a ball hard with putting which requires something more zen like. Find that combo unique.


Baseball does this all the time tbh, this is my favourite example:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E9EiIbUg0pI

Roman Anthony gets on his horse (gyac), Wednesday, 17 April 2024 12:52 (two months ago) link

analysis of long play as being all about masculine traits would be quickly shut down if were were speaking about tennis or etc imo, its about technique

anyway rock climbings cool id like to do it but my upper body is made of wet communion wafer

close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Wednesday, 17 April 2024 13:01 (two months ago) link

Golf does have one thing going for it: it’s a sport where it’s ok to drink and smoke while you play it. How many other sports can say the same? Bowling. That’s really it

banana-flavoured potatoes, “bonatoes”, (flamboyant goon tie included), Wednesday, 17 April 2024 13:17 (two months ago) link

Darts

the scouse that roared (Matt #2), Wednesday, 17 April 2024 13:18 (two months ago) link

My older brother climbs rocks. I dunno. I have dinky forearms for gentle music making. Guitar nails on my right hand. I don’t think I can do it. I want to, my brother loves it, says it’s the best core workout around.

banana-flavoured potatoes, “bonatoes”, (flamboyant goon tie included), Wednesday, 17 April 2024 13:20 (two months ago) link

Fair call to darts, I’ll stick with my pinball tho

banana-flavoured potatoes, “bonatoes”, (flamboyant goon tie included), Wednesday, 17 April 2024 13:22 (two months ago) link

wait, maybe i didn't mean lob = putting. i meant those shots where someone runs up to the ball after some huge smash by their opponent and then they just barely touch the ball and it just barely goes over the net and its impossible to return. i love those. finesse! touch! more than muscle! i like those players who are good at coming up to the net. it shows courage. omg, tennis is WAY harder than golf. tennis is insane. at least on a pro level.

scott seward, Wednesday, 17 April 2024 13:59 (two months ago) link

Finesse touch sure but the tennis players don't spend agonized minutes pacing up and down, trying to work out how best to hit the ball, holding their racket up to work out angles and bevels in the court, asking a ballboy what he thinks, before dinking the ball over the net.

My God's got no nose... (Tom D.), Wednesday, 17 April 2024 14:20 (two months ago) link

Also, THE YIPS!

My God's got no nose... (Tom D.), Wednesday, 17 April 2024 14:21 (two months ago) link

... though apparently to do get the yips in other sports, including tennis!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yips

My God's got no nose... (Tom D.), Wednesday, 17 April 2024 14:22 (two months ago) link

Golf does have one thing going for it: it’s a sport where it’s ok to drink and smoke while you play it. How many other sports can say the same? Bowling. That’s really it


Snooker, though stretching the definition of a “sport”.

Roman Anthony gets on his horse (gyac), Wednesday, 17 April 2024 14:27 (two months ago) link

golfers only take so long to putt because they are still trying to catch their breath after walking to the hole.

scott seward, Wednesday, 17 April 2024 14:39 (two months ago) link

"if you can smoke and drink while doing it, it isn't a sport"

-Harry Bosch

I painted my teeth (sleeve), Wednesday, 17 April 2024 14:56 (two months ago) link

A bar with Nautilus machines, called Lift’s, surely this must have existed at one point

banana-flavoured potatoes, “bonatoes”, (flamboyant goon tie included), Wednesday, 17 April 2024 15:08 (two months ago) link

I was on the golf team in high school, and became somewhat proficient despite all my efforts to not take it seriously. Haven't played in years, nay, decades

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 17 April 2024 16:42 (two months ago) link

There are many p good reasons to find golf hateable. I love to play though and the one and so far only time I shot under par for 18 holes at my local course is without question the greatest achievement of my life and the 10 minute walk home from the 18th green to my house was the happiest I have ever felt about anything I've ever done in my entire life. I'm p sure I will never be that deliriously happy again.

That said I also remember playing with a couple of friends when I was about 12 and when they committed some etiquette faux pas that I managed to avoid a couple of adult members playing behind us shouted at them pointed to me and called out "don't walk over the green, look even the darkie gets it".

oscar bravo, Wednesday, 17 April 2024 20:01 (two months ago) link

Philosophy

assert (matttkkkk), Wednesday, 17 April 2024 20:30 (two months ago) link

is the top of the cereal box

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 17 April 2024 22:12 (two months ago) link

Whatever Chris Pratt and his wife did to this house they bought which apparently is upsetting the internet enough that I've seen this story 100x today.

https://www.sfgate.com/realestate/article/chris-pratt-katherine-schwarzenegger-demolish-19412355.php

I? not I! He! He! HIM! (akm), Saturday, 20 April 2024 00:56 (one month ago) link

tik tok

I? not I! He! He! HIM! (akm), Saturday, 20 April 2024 01:10 (one month ago) link

x2

I painted my teeth (sleeve), Saturday, 20 April 2024 01:10 (one month ago) link

^^^

brony james (k3vin k.), Saturday, 20 April 2024 01:16 (one month ago) link

I also don’t care for the conversation around it. is it “bad”? obviously, who cares. it’s for children. better than playing with guns or whatever

brony james (k3vin k.), Saturday, 20 April 2024 01:18 (one month ago) link

also, tumblr, and what people thought about it, and whatever cultural impact it might have had some some people at some time.

I? not I! He! He! HIM! (akm), Saturday, 20 April 2024 01:24 (one month ago) link

and fan fiction, and apparently, "archive of our own". I encounter a lot of people on bluesky (and previously, twitter), and when they start going on about this stuff I immediately think "LAME"

I? not I! He! He! HIM! (akm), Saturday, 20 April 2024 01:43 (one month ago) link

oh speaking of things written in crayon: rap beefs. I thought this stuff was interesting when I was a teenager too — but come on

brony james (k3vin k.), Saturday, 20 April 2024 05:35 (one month ago) link

add to that: drake, and whatever issues he has with anyone else

https://www.cnn.com/2024/04/20/entertainment/video/drake-rap-beef-hip-hop-artists-france-digvid

I? not I! He! He! HIM! (akm), Saturday, 20 April 2024 23:01 (one month ago) link

The latest comic book character crossover movie.

beard papa, Monday, 22 April 2024 19:39 (one month ago) link

Andre 3000, Big Boi

I painted my teeth (sleeve), Monday, 22 April 2024 19:40 (one month ago) link

fake designer handbags. fake watches. fake anything.

scott seward, Monday, 22 April 2024 19:43 (one month ago) link

Taylor Swift

papal hotwife (milo z), Wednesday, 24 April 2024 00:32 (one month ago) link

wordle

scott seward, Saturday, 27 April 2024 16:30 (one month ago) link

i suck at all games like that though. my brain doesn't do them right. i refuse to play scrabble. i have some sort of letter and number thing. a spatial thing. i can't see...the patterns. i am hopeless at anagrams. i would do the word search when i was a kid. that was fun. those and mazes. i could handle that kind of tedium. my brain loves maze tedium. i don't ever actually have to get to the end of the maze. i'm happy in there.

scott seward, Saturday, 27 April 2024 16:33 (one month ago) link

I make my entire living with words and word-based puzzle games are a complete blind spot for me. Can't do 'em, don't want to. I play solitaire and Tetris on my phone to drop my brain into a low enough gear that I can fall asleep.

Instead of create and send out, it pull back and consume (unperson), Saturday, 27 April 2024 17:19 (one month ago) link

kendrick, drake dis tracks

Paul Ponzi, Wednesday, 1 May 2024 10:05 (one month ago) link

I'm bad at games in general, but word games kill me. My Brain is not wire in a way that will allow me to do a crossword puzzle.

Dis tracks are also beyond me. I'll read that Kendrick is killing Drake in some song and I get excited and when I listen to it... "Is that all there is?" Sounds like teenagers bickering, who gives a shit.

Cow_Art, Wednesday, 1 May 2024 10:24 (one month ago) link

fucking met fucking gala fuck off with your fucking slavering 0.00001% worship

Tsar Bombadil (James Morrison), Monday, 6 May 2024 23:03 (one month ago) link

The theme is based on a Ballard story? Do they know Ballard at all?

Andy the Grasshopper, Monday, 6 May 2024 23:17 (one month ago) link

The theme is based on a Ballard story? Do they know Ballard at all?

This way when they all get completely coked out and a sex worker winds up murdered they can just claim it was all in keeping with the theme of the night...

Instead of create and send out, it pull back and consume (unperson), Tuesday, 7 May 2024 00:21 (one month ago) link

It’s not rap beefs that I don’t care about, but rather the whole residue of media release strategy optimization of this one in particular

Rich E. (Eric H.), Wednesday, 8 May 2024 01:28 (one month ago) link

i think i own at least 10 different Roxanne answer records - still looking for Roxanne's podiatrist and Roxanne's CPA - and that might be my one and only interest in rap beefs. i've been a rap fan since 1979 - or 1973 if you count "Bad Bad Leroy Brown" - and i guess i just never paid attention to who hated who. i mean unless it was really blatant in a song. then i noticed. but i didn't care.

scott seward, Wednesday, 8 May 2024 04:25 (one month ago) link

So many here I concur with:

Taylor Swift
Andre 3000 / Big Boi post-Outkast
Nu Rap Beefs

add to that:
Blur and/or Blur vs Coachella
Seinfeld post-Seinfeld

completely suited to the horny decadence (Capitaine Jay Vee), Wednesday, 8 May 2024 07:05 (one month ago) link

Whether or not The Garrick Club accepts women.

Dan Worsley, Wednesday, 8 May 2024 07:47 (one month ago) link

it is a bit like campaigning for women to be allowed to operate the orphan mincing machine.

This is Dance Anthems, have some respect (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 8 May 2024 08:16 (one month ago) link

a bit like when Helen Lewis was getting bothered about the sexist inequities of the UK aristocracy

vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Wednesday, 8 May 2024 08:30 (one month ago) link

Rebel Wilson

Tsar Bombadil (James Morrison), Thursday, 9 May 2024 06:51 (one month ago) link

I was born in 1954. I meet the definition of a 'baby boomer' as completely as possible. At this point in my life I couldn't give two shits about whatever it is that's supposed to mean. Same goes for GenX, Millenials, GenZ or any of the sub-sub-headings for various USA generations that have been cooked up entirely by marketing geniuses looking for a way to sell more stuff.

I wish all that nonsense would just dry up and blow away through disinterest. But people like to be labeled I guess. It feels important to them for reasons I find hard to fathom.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Friday, 10 May 2024 04:10 (one month ago) link

ok boomer

jaymc, Friday, 10 May 2024 04:13 (one month ago) link

So, I guess I do care that anyone swallows this garbage as meaningful. I don't care about the particular content of the garbage that they so eagerly consent to swallow.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Friday, 10 May 2024 04:13 (one month ago) link

SUV's in GTA

Ste, Friday, 10 May 2024 07:17 (one month ago) link

Maya Rudolph

assert (matttkkkk), Sunday, 12 May 2024 23:27 (one month ago) link

SNL

papal hotwife (milo z), Sunday, 12 May 2024 23:28 (one month ago) link

John Mulaney

Sam Weller, Tuesday, 14 May 2024 14:46 (one month ago) link

Caitlin Clark

calstars, Saturday, 18 May 2024 17:47 (one month ago) link

How much a painting sold for

suicide is painful (Matt #2), Saturday, 18 May 2024 17:48 (one month ago) link

if a house was designed by a particular architect or not

close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Saturday, 18 May 2024 19:29 (one month ago) link

Related: If a celebrity tears down or otherwise remodels the house they have purchased

Instead of create and send out, it pull back and consume (unperson), Saturday, 18 May 2024 19:40 (one month ago) link

SUV's in GTA

lol

calstars, Saturday, 18 May 2024 19:51 (one month ago) link

an intriguing footnote to Jean-Luc Godard’s extraordinary career - a docu-textual movie collage lasting just under an hour in two parts, or maybe two layers

fuck all that

suicide is painful (Matt #2), Saturday, 18 May 2024 20:57 (one month ago) link

The Sphere

papal hotwife (milo z), Saturday, 18 May 2024 21:12 (one month ago) link

What? Sphere looks cool!

calstars, Saturday, 18 May 2024 21:22 (one month ago) link

miranda july. francis ford coppola.

it turns out i didn't really care about steve albini. who knew? i mean i don't want anyone to die. it just didn't make me sad. seems like he had a good time. good life. lots of friends. poker. i liked big black. back in the old days. but the last shellac album i bought came out 24 years ago. and other then some nina nastasia albums that i liked and that he put through his echo chamber i never thought about him much unless people were complaining about him online. i think the internet has numbed me to famous people death. they die so often. there are so many of them! how many times can i be gutted? it would be a full-time job. rest in power, dabney coleman.

scott seward, Saturday, 18 May 2024 23:32 (one month ago) link

sad realization

calstars, Saturday, 18 May 2024 23:49 (one month ago) link

I guess I was interested enough in Miranda July (?) to read the NYer profile and then I read the bowl story and byeee

calstars, Saturday, 18 May 2024 23:58 (one month ago) link

julian assange

ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Monday, 20 May 2024 17:28 (four weeks ago) link

That New Yorker flap.

the talented mr pimply (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 20 May 2024 17:40 (four weeks ago) link

it turns out i didn't really care about steve albini. who knew? i mean i don't want anyone to die. it just didn't make me sad. seems like he had a good time. good life.

This thread is a paradox, because posting to it requires that we care enough to come to this thread and make posts - worded carefully enough to sufficiently express our lack of care (Pro-tip: Be sure to lower-case his name!)

The only time I ever care about a celebrity dying is when I feel like they were someone with a lot more to offer the world. Maybe that's insensitive of me, but I guess I don't really care all that much about people I don't know dying (of natural causes) to begin with. Plus, with celebrities, most of their personae are so carefully managed - we can't even believe what we know about them is true. When a creative person I care about dies, I celebrate their life by digging deep into the art they left behind, and I've enjoyed doing this with Steve Albini. He made some good music, produced engineered some really good music, and the story arc of his life is interesting and inspiring to me, as I like stories of redemption and in my eyes he successfully redeemed himself. It's nice to see the scenario of "Famous person starts out nice; gets rich and becomes a reactionary asshole" play out in reverse sometimes.

beard papa, Monday, 20 May 2024 17:58 (four weeks ago) link

he did cool stuff. i have enjoyed his music. especially when i was a teen. i just thought i would feel something. it surprised me. death on the internet has definitely done something to me though. maybe its just overload and my brain is shutting down a little now. i have my own problems with depression and sadness and i think it would be best for me to steer clear of memorials and tribute threads and facebook reminiscences for everyone cool who dies. i still miss jonathan demme.
(i do most things lower-case online cuz its faster.)

scott seward, Monday, 20 May 2024 18:07 (four weeks ago) link

i must cosine the not digging overly excessive grief when someone rly old dies (or in the same vein any kind of celebration when an awful person dies old and unpunished)

close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Monday, 20 May 2024 19:57 (four weeks ago) link

i pretty much draw a blank when it comes to feeling anything about any semi-famous culture person dying at this point. i did like reading about albini after his death, in the way that it's nice to read remembrances from people who admired the deceased. i get that he meant a lot to .. don't mean to sound glib here but .. "band dudes". i have a few friends rip-ing someone every week or so and i don't understand it tbh. i just feel like i need to save my mourning energy for the time when someone i'm close to passes. i've got to be careful about how i spend my emotional energy, it isn't an unlimited resource.

he/him hoo-hah (map), Monday, 20 May 2024 20:29 (four weeks ago) link

i've got to be careful about how i spend my emotional energy, it isn't an unlimited resource.

wise words

ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Monday, 20 May 2024 20:50 (four weeks ago) link

otm map

close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Monday, 20 May 2024 21:17 (four weeks ago) link

definitely

budo jeru, Monday, 20 May 2024 21:25 (four weeks ago) link

yes, well said

beard papa, Monday, 20 May 2024 21:55 (four weeks ago) link

That New Yorker flap.

― the talented mr pimply (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, May 20, 2024 1:40 PM (four hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

late 2000s civil libertarian alfred rolls in his grave!

brony james (k3vin k.), Monday, 20 May 2024 21:58 (four weeks ago) link

the FUCKING FOUR HOUR YOUTUBE VIDEO detailing the failure of the Star Wars Galactic Empire resort at Disney World.

Iacocca Cola (Neanderthal), Thursday, 23 May 2024 20:02 (three weeks ago) link

If it was done by the Red Letter guy, I might watch it.

pplains, Friday, 24 May 2024 00:10 (three weeks ago) link

late 2000s civil libertarian alfred rolls in his grave!

― brony james (k3vin k.)

she was railroaded

the talented mr pimply (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 24 May 2024 00:25 (three weeks ago) link

"novelty" covers

I painted my teeth (sleeve), Tuesday, 28 May 2024 15:59 (three weeks ago) link

a polka version of a GnR song? fuck offfffff

I painted my teeth (sleeve), Tuesday, 28 May 2024 15:59 (three weeks ago) link

I'm only a fan of that stuff if the cover is like an enthusiastic rendition of the song that just happens to infuse a different genre into the mix, and not the average Youtube attempt, aka "OH LOOK AT US, how WACKY, we did SLAYER's RAINING BLOOD as a Chicago blues song - pls smash the like button for other weird experiments from me and my zany bandmates, look at me I'm picking my nose aren't I crazzzzzzzzzy".

Iacocca Cola (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 28 May 2024 16:17 (three weeks ago) link

for whatever reason "Poker Face" had an inordinate enough of those goofball covers when that song first dropped

Iacocca Cola (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 28 May 2024 16:17 (three weeks ago) link

to be fair, i don't think anyone really "cares" about wacky covers. any more than they care about post-donnie darko slowcore new wave/grunge covers. they are just part of the landscape.

scott seward, Tuesday, 28 May 2024 16:17 (three weeks ago) link

I do remember ILX (and me) clowning on that ridiculous Lorde cover of Everybody Wants to Rule the World

Iacocca Cola (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 28 May 2024 16:18 (three weeks ago) link

i mean the dickies probably perfected the wacky cover in 1979. or the flying lizards did. i was a big fan of golden shower of hits by circle jerks. and "i'm not lisa" by killdozer. but by the time you get to that carpenters covers album you have reached gen x overload and its all downhill from there.

scott seward, Tuesday, 28 May 2024 16:20 (three weeks ago) link

i feel like jeffrey gaines earnest "in your eyes" was the beginning and the end of the sadsack cover. but i shouldn't talk i have considered getting a this mortal coil tattoo and covers don't get any more sadsack than that.

scott seward, Tuesday, 28 May 2024 16:22 (three weeks ago) link

I got into Fallout Boy through the Billy Joel cover, it’s way better than the original

brimstead, Tuesday, 28 May 2024 17:59 (three weeks ago) link

b b b but what about the psychedelic/noise record of “Paint it Black” covers? https://www.discogs.com/release/732470-Various-Painted-Black

butt dumb tight my boners got boners (the table is the table), Wednesday, 29 May 2024 11:02 (two weeks ago) link

those are good imho

I painted my teeth (sleeve), Wednesday, 29 May 2024 14:18 (two weeks ago) link

Rare Wu-Tang Clan Album to Be Played at Exhibit in Tasmania

scott seward, Thursday, 30 May 2024 18:50 (two weeks ago) link

they're misleading, it's not the formerly Shrekeli owned disc, it's just one hour of an extension of the "keep feeding you" sketch over a RZA piano beat

Iacocca Cola (Neanderthal), Thursday, 30 May 2024 19:07 (two weeks ago) link

Rishi Sunak leaving D-Day celebrations early to record a TV interview.

Poets Win Prizes (Tom D.), Friday, 7 June 2024 07:12 (one week ago) link

Tory voters probably do care though

Prompted by just watching some tit from the SNP being all faux outraged when he should just have said, "Meh, whatever, can we talk about something important?"

Poets Win Prizes (Tom D.), Friday, 7 June 2024 07:20 (one week ago) link

... some tit who had to mention his how his great uncle was in the catering corps in WW2 or whatever.

Poets Win Prizes (Tom D.), Friday, 7 June 2024 07:22 (one week ago) link

Trump was correct, a bunch of losers!

vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Friday, 7 June 2024 07:35 (one week ago) link

it's going to be sickmaking to see Starmer trying to capitalise on this when the cunt doesn't even know the difference between D-Day and VE Day.

vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Friday, 7 June 2024 08:04 (one week ago) link

The foul on Caitlin Clark

Josefa, Sunday, 9 June 2024 20:20 (one week ago) link

same here, I’ll leave it at that

brimstead, Sunday, 9 June 2024 20:51 (one week ago) link

Michael Mosley

Tsar Bombadil (James Morrison), Monday, 10 June 2024 00:06 (one week ago) link

Chappell Roan

papal hotwife (milo z), Monday, 10 June 2024 02:41 (one week ago) link

The Trooping of the Colour - this shite's been on for like three hours now, stupid fucking country.

ILX: a violent left-wing mob who hate our country (Tom D.), Saturday, 15 June 2024 11:35 (three days ago) link

... the good news is it's absolutely pissing it down out there.

ILX: a violent left-wing mob who hate our country (Tom D.), Saturday, 15 June 2024 11:50 (three days ago) link

As someone once described the Edinburgh Tattoo, imagine your most boring and interminable nightmare, enacted by a cast of thousands.

Tsar Bombadil (James Morrison), Sunday, 16 June 2024 09:35 (two days ago) link


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