Things You Just Don't Care About

1. What other people are ordering at the restaurant. I don't care.

2. Waving my hands in the air.

3. Care Bears (there is an internet community for this, right?)

4. The Jimmy Saville thing that's going on at the moment. I don't care, sorry.

Sport. Got stuck at one of 2 tables people sat at from my course on Monday night and the rest of the table proceeded to talk about hurling.
I sat there thinking it was rude to leave, for several minutes, then got up and moved to other table and instantly found conversation interesting.

Does mean I'm less fit than I should be probably though. Used to dance quite frequently until I moved too far out of town to get home easily from wahtever clubs

I think I have a thing in my brain that just tunes out sport talk the moment it happens. If sport comes up in conversation or on telly all I hear is "blahblahblahblah" MAybe if I didn't have this handy cerebral device I might learn something, but sadly it's there to stay.

music criticism.

5. new radiohead album announced

ill-informed opinions, maybe just opinions
fashion
other people's private lives
most TV
superhero movies

sorry, that was 6-10

there's loads more tbh

11. whether something is real
12. what genre something belongs to

13. what a work of art is about

14. the Beatles and its members

who is president (unless eric b)

16. whether somebody used an apostrophe correctly

17. Straight White Dudes and their Straight White Dude problems.

18.

19. king and queen of country-x visiting your city soon

20. martin scorsese working on several potential future projects with leonardo dicaprio

21. Justin Bieber being sick on stage

22. best chocolate-covered wafer

23. record charts

24. relatively distant family member is having a baby. a babay!

25. what's in fashion

26. this thread

27. meta

28. whining

29. your cynical opinion

30. awesome lifestyle pictures you took with your expensive camera

31. dating website horror stories

32. grizzly bear not rich enough

lolled for truth

33. a list reaching 33, the age that Jesus was allegedly crucified.

34. "Why do YOU care?"

35. people who feel oppressed by things being popular

36. Married people
37. Their fucking spawn.

38. twitter

So?

39. giraffes

that's just wrong

adherence to a rigid midfield formation

european football

40. people moaning about cis-gender stuff, as if it was an inherently bad thing to be. Is it? I dont know.

41. the pathetic howls of my victims

42. foreigners diving

41. the pathetic howls of my victims

― Know how Roo feel (LocalGarda), Thursday, 4 October 2012 14:24 (46 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

A+

43. Any of this shit.

44. Any of your shit.

45. what goes on a pizza

46. online gaming

47. which console is best

48. Video games.

52. Sequences

49. who i SB

50. Who SBs me.

51. having one for the Gipper

52. Repeating sequences.

53. everything/anything

54. my beliefs

55. the last two posts

56. and the next one

57. but it's opposites day

57. how religion is ruining the world

58. hard-working families

59. the man on the street

60. doing the right thing

61. the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame

62. Rock and Roll

apple products

63. Halls of Fame generally

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ybDgIOHyq4

the inherent beauty and worth of each of seven billion individuals

the prospect of him coming round here. apropos i possess a hops-based brewed beverage which rests adjacent and the conductive capabilities of a matriarchal figurehead, albeit unrequisite, warrant obligation.

email fwd?

66. that 1/7th of the world's population logs into Facebook regularly

67. Global warming

68 other people's opinions on politics

69 other people's opinions on religion

68 anyone who has a reality show that isn't making something with their hands or blowing something up

oops 70 lol

71 baseball

NASCAR standings

73. fact I can't think of anything because I care so little I forgot what I don't care about

74 The Least Important Election Ever

75. Whether or not "they" played "their own instruments" (or wrote "their own songs") on "their" record(s).

Die Hard 5 / Die Hard 24/7 / 5 Die 5 Hard

Document review, this spreadsheet, cell B622. I don't care.

76 your fantasy football points/teams/picks

(unless you are my husband who I don't mind having this conversation with)

77. lad culture

78. pussy riot

79 food trucks

80. Crazy Horse Memorial. will I see it completed in my lifetime? is it worth visiting even in its incomplete state? is it offensive to real Native Americans? I don't care.

81. inappropriate use of Comic Sans

82. real estate.

83. Unreal estate

84. USA politics. i followed this for 12 years and now i just don't care.

81. inappropriate use of Comic Sans

― 50 miles of lmao room (unregistered), Thursday, October 4, 2012 6:34 PM (28 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yup! who gives a fuck?

72. Misnumbered posts

85. office politics

86. facebook, twitter etc

(not anymore)

87. I Love Music

88. people that tell me how little they sleep

89. having a smart phone

90. Yacht Rock

91. ted talks

92 the middle east

93 "Science!"

94. craft beer

95. lena dunham

96. men named miguel

97. Finance

98. the stuff microsoft keeps adding to my hotmail account: social networks, cloud drives, etc I don't care

99. your personal consumption ethics. just buy it and eat it already and find something else to talk about!

100. What the people say.

it's getting harder and harder to hold back

taylor swift

cars

Personal hygiene

having a belly

albums by bands other than albums that i like by bands that i like

hearing bands live

Russia/Ukraine

awards shows

any movie's gross earnings over the previous weekend

Apple this or Apple that

understanding why idiots like the shitty stuff they like

ricky gervais

any movie's gross earnings over the previous weekend

Same--or for the month, or the year, or whatever. But at the other end of the spectrum, I care just as little about the big film festivals--Cannes, our own, any of them. I think the whole ritual is kind of vile, and whenever I was given a free ticket the past few years, and found myself herded around like a zombie, I hated it. The documentary festival here has managed to stay relatively accessible, but you can see it's headed for the same place eventually.

What you dreamed about.

Fantasy football <-- this happened to me quite suddenly.

What's the No. 1 song this week.

What you dreamed about.

― pplains, Monday, August 25, 2014 9:59 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

omg this many times over

How much a stamp costs.

The rest of this thread that I haven't read yet.

j/k... gonna read it later.

117. visual art

thats a better answer

doctor who

tomorrow, next week, next year

it's getting harder and harder to hold back

― example (crüt), Monday, August 25, 2014 5:28 PM (4 hours ago)

^tantalizingly cryptic thread bump

salsa, reggaeton, cumbia, bachata

the u.s. indie rock canon

Sport. Got stuck at one of 2 tables people sat at from my course on Monday night and the rest of the table proceeded to talk about hurling.
I sat there thinking it was rude to leave, for several minutes, then got up and moved to other table and instantly found conversation interesting.

― Stevolende, Thursday, 4 October 2012 12:46 (1 year ago)

this is reasonable enough and if you have no interest in sport, visual art etc etc, its preferable that it be expressed negatively, in terms of just completely not caring, rather than pejoratively

even so, from the person who wrote these posts it raises questions about how much people should be expected to be interested in what other people are caught up in

Yippee-IA, Motherf***ers! IRRATIONALLY ANGRY PT. 2: Irrationally Angrier

The LLWS or that there was a local team in it.

Understanding that post

Les Claypool

famed instrumentalists in famous bands

anything an athlete says

Here's an easy one: The ice bucket challenge.

1990s nostalgia

elle macpherson's abs.

miranda kerr and james packer on a yacht.

Contemporary Nerd Culture

bears

what kind? any kind. i do not care about bears.

what famous people do or say

all kinds of cultural nostalgia mostly

people's material aspirations

what kinds of cultural products inarticulate people enjoy

open letters from minor or former celebrities to major current celebrities, neither the content nor the ensuing tweets and articles.

y'know, people really seem shocked when i tell them about my thing with bears. i get it all the time, when i'm out at dinner, when i'm walking down the street: people always asking me, "how can you possibly not care about bears? what's wrong with you?" and i just tell them "you know what? i just don't. i don't care about bears. to be totally honest, i don't get why YOU'RE all so obsessed with them. they're just mammals. you know what? i don't care what you people say. i don't care about that OR bears. because you're all just the same to me. materialistic, easily manipulated sheep. you're just cogs in the bear machine. i'm choosing to do something just a little bit different. a little bit out there. not the same thing everyone else is doing. and you can never seem to appreciate that. any of you. i'm just over here, specifically not caring about bears, and i think that's important work. so get over it."

Here's an easy one: The ice bucket challenge.

― ed.b, Tuesday, August 26, 2014 4:28 AM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i had assumed this is why crut revived the thread.

what i dislike most about the ice bucket challenge is that i feel like a terrible human being for not caring. at the same time i don't want to be cajoled into caring. someone nominated me the other day and every other post on FB is someone doing the IBC and nominating their friends and I just want it to blow over so i don't feel like a complete shit for not getting involved, but honestly...

it goes without saying that there's nothing wrong with people doing sponsored events to raise awareness for charity; it's a good cause and i'm not criticising anyone who takes part. But it's the 'chain letterness' and the organised fun-ness of the challenge - the idea that if you're nominated you HAVE to do it or else you're a heartless cowardly fun-hater. fuck it, i'll prob donate something all the same, if only to feel better about not dumping ice water on my head and uploading the film for everyone to see. and then what? all I'll have done is bought myself off. i haven't 'cared', i've simply bought a 'get out of guilt free' card for my conscience. meanwhile, if everyone on FB is donating to ALS doesn't that mean a lot of contributions that would otherwise go to other charities during this period get reallocated?

also i've never cared for flowers, how they look and especially how they smell. they all smell of grass to me, barring a few which smell like a sneeze against a mirror.

Which kid gets to press the elevator button.

what i dislike most about the ice bucket challenge

this thread is for not caring about things, not disliking them

feels so good not to be trolled by white people hazing themselves

politics, increasingly.

city center parking difficulties

awards

Astronomy

That's a shame.

estela notm

Also, fine dining.

(I like discussing star signs over falafels)

That "Why do I hate that artist thing...Facebook...why am I such a jerk?" thread

xp otm.

i do not care at all about haute cuisine or fine dining or any such bullshit. seems so wasteful and extravagant. pretty much all of my favorite meals either been cooked at home by family, friends, or me, or have been in inexpensive ethnic restaurants

expensive wines

expensive cars

american football

american football

saying that you don't care about something always means you don't think it's worth very much, right. which is basically defensive posturing, like you feel a need to distance yourself from that which you just don't care about, which really means you aren't actually very far away from it, so you do care about it, as something that makes you uncomfortable enough you feel release by saying you don't. this question and thread invites us to lie. what a sad dad game. i hate this thread.

still don't care about les claypool however

i've never met him and likely never will. i care about leses in the abstract though.

there are things I don't care about, I'm sure, but I'm hard-pressed to say what they are, since, not caring about them, they don't occupy any space in my head

(despite posting twice in this thread pre-revive)

whether or not this guy Kimble really killed his – fuck! did he really jump off from there?

silby otm

american football

― Sir Lord Baltimora (Myonga Vön Bontee), Tuesday, August 26, 2014 4:29 PM (37 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ha, me too, i just didn't care enough about it to even mention it

erhh nevermind, the strikethrough was missing the c&p

saying that you don't care about something always means you don't think it's worth very much, right. which is basically defensive posturing, like you feel a need to distance yourself from that which you just don't care about, which really means you aren't actually very far away from it, so you do care about it, as something that makes you uncomfortable enough you feel release by saying you don't. this question and thread invites us to lie. what a sad dad game. i hate this thread.

― mattresslessness, Tuesday, August 26, 2014 4:31 PM (36 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this is otm despite the fact that i am posting in this thread. if i "really" didn't care about it i wouldn't think to post it. also i guess i am a "sad dad" in this game.

i am going to start using that phrase, "sad dad"

i thought this thread was a joke at first

admittedly i care a lot about demi lovato's wonderful song "really don't care"

i am in favor of fine dining (real fine dining with white tablecloths and multiple courses and formalwear) although i've never really partaken. one day i'd like to make a serious investment in the kind of meal/service i'll remember for years.

sadwiches and other "clever" wordisms that pop up in articles other people post on my FB page...I just don't care enough for your new word mash-up to actually read the article.

It seems like the older I get, the less I care about other people's (casual) opinions on subjective things (entertainment, art, music, which side should the toilet paper be on, etc.).

Also, it was such a long time ago since I cared for what 'famous'/celebrities or even semi-famous people do or say. It's rare these days, I guess

Visiting Italy

21st century hip hop

The French New Wave

Game of Thrones

whether or not this guy Kimble really killed his – fuck! did he really jump off from there?

― pplains, Tuesday, August 26, 2014 3:42 PM (1 hour ago)

Definitely worth acknowledging the lol.

russia
lyrics in music

owning a television

bikes

I would say humanity but they constantly make beautiful music and make wondrous inventions like e-ink, adjustable spanners and easily available pornography. But still humanity.

according to the search data i've gathered from my work, people really seem to care about celebrities' height and net worth. i kinda get the "how insanely rich is this person" part but it's never occurred to me to care about how tall someone is.

My deep, dark past.

• where we go
• what we do

I love it.

what everyone else is having at the restaurant.

which really means you aren't actually very far away from it, so you do care about it, as something that makes you uncomfortable enough you feel release by saying you don't. this question and thread invites us to lie.

reminds me of the classic college dorm room discussion in which some bright young person insists that when anyone engages in an act of helping another person, they are bound to feel some sense of satisfaction and pleasure at their altruism, they are in fact acting selfishly and altruism cannot possibly exist.

they otm

what everyone else is having at the restaurant.

― pplains, Wednesday, August 27, 2014 3:58 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

That was the OG post.

but maybe you don't care.

reviews of new music
reviews of old music

twitter

What job someone does.

Yes! I know "what do you do" is a common conversation starter, but really, most ppl's jobs are boring.

That was the OG post.

― Scary Darey (dog latin), Wednesday, August 27, 2014 5:22 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

but maybe you don't care.

― Scary Darey (dog latin), Wednesday, August 27, 2014 5:22 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

You stole my punchline!

But you know what, dog?

What you do at the gym/crossfit/running trail

if your black white purple

An oral history of anything.

Yes! to no longer caring about visiting Italy or France or Spain or crossing any oceans.

Your Myers-Briggs character

This world.
That girl.
These words.

sand

kinetic sand

Oh jeez. I'm scared of that stuff. My mother-in-law mentioned it on saturday when we were talking about Christmas presents for my kid. The commercial said "there's no mess" and I'm like "you didn't test this on kids, did you?"

Haha! My mother-in-law said the same thing to me a month after I had discovered it at a toy store. I wasn't impressed and August hated the texture.

vine videos

John Lewis Christmas ad.

John Lewis Christmas ad wasn't even a thing until that one- 3 years ago or something? - with the woman getting old as she listened to Billy Joel and now it's cemented into the whole ritual it seems. A brilliant marketing trick. The ads from all the other shops trying to catch up are more embarrassing.

Ive never seen it. I dont even have own a tv

mid 00's band reunions

Had to google 'kinetic sand'. So it's a kind of foam play-doh stuff? That 'breathes motion' yeah no thanks

There was an ad for some Channel 4 programme which began, "Always wanted to know what your friends earn?".... uhhhhh, no, why the fuck would I want to know that?

Moon Dough even worse than kinetic sand, head's up.

Yeah, I have room for one type of dough in my house. It's Play-Doh. Original Play-Doh will suffice. I'm largely uninterested in technological advances in Play-Doh.

mid 00's band reunions

pretty much

also, shows in which reunited bands play their "classic" albums live straight through

Marcos OTM. A band is a moment. Moments are fleeting. Trying to recreate them is a frankenstein process.

who narduwar is/who narduwar interviewed

introverts and why they are the special-est of snowflakes

http://the-toast.net/2014/11/10/sorry-murdered-everyone-im-introvert/

"I apologize for coming to your house and killing everyone. I’m an INTJ!"

the last inch or so of ketchup in the bottle.

adorno made a snotty comment about the introversion/extroversion binary and reified consciousness. i told a person i was dating about this once and she said that adorno sounded like an elitist dick and it's no wonder he was pro lenin. i remember not caring about her being annoyed at me.

who is or isn't inducted into the rock and roll hall of fame

The Interview

otm x2

yes xp!

oh man, people are so upset!

tbh i care about the interview because north koreans have been fritzled out of the whole world and they are being controlled by an unfit leader (to put it mildly)

beyond that who cares about sony and franco is of no consequence to me whatsoever
do people care about the movie?

adorno made a snotty comment about the introversion/extroversion binary and reified consciousness. i told a person i was dating about this once and she said that adorno sounded like an elitist dick and it's no wonder he was pro lenin. i remember not caring about her being annoyed at me.

― Treeship, Tuesday, November 25, 2014 10:01 PM (3 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

tbh adorno probably was a dick. this hardcore marxist dude i knew in college would get in so many drunken arguments with people. i was talking about some jazz records i bought and this dude was like "WELL DO YOU KNOW WHAT ADORNO HAS TO SAY ABOUT JAZZ???" from what i know "adorno on jazz" is Something I Just Don't Care About.

I didn't even know the movie existed until last week. Someone made a joke about it and I recognized that they were talking about something I didn't understand at all, and just let it go.

The Interview doesn't interest me but the desperate circus of writers and "thinkers" to find free-speech principles in our international-conglomerate theme-park world has never seemed loonier.

agreed on Adorno's opinions on mass culture and R&R Hall of Fame.

My turn: I Don't Care About....and won't read or listen to....presidential candidate speculation, more than a year out from a presidential election.

have stopped giving a shit who the president is, full stop. it's the sort of thing that only matters if you have something to lose or gain and there are too many variables for it to make a difference apart from perceived changes influenced by opinion and political voodoo

If you live in the USA, then you do have many things to lose if the Republicans have full control of the Congress and the White House. Things like clean air and water enforcement, safeguards against discrimination in the workplace, a functioning Labor Relations Board, OSHA, a Social Security system not handed over to Wall Street and the big banks to plunder, higher fuel efficiency standards on new autos, public lands not sold out to private investors. The list is very long tbrr.

oh yes of course, but i mean the president specifically. the greater interlocking machinations of the kyriarchy have a much more profound influence obv.

Steampunk

The Interview doesn't interest me but the desperate circus of writers and "thinkers" to find free-speech principles in our international-conglomerate theme-park world has never seemed loonier.

― things lose meaning over time (Dr Morbius), Friday, December 19, 2014 4:55 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Basically that entire Seth Rogen circus. The dude is from Vancouver and he reminds me of some people I knew/know...

the voodoo is real though

i'm gonna try not to care about bush -vs- clinton in the next presidential election. because sad...

Stephen Colbert's show ending

otm

'the interview' otm, it's actually amazing how swiftly certain types of people on social media how swiftly and without a noticeable decrease in outrage levels have shifted their gaze from ferguson/eric garner/the corrupt police state & judicial system to "hey sony pulled a rogen/franco from release!"

ferguson took 100% of the "boo israel!" posts off of my facebook. pretty remarkable. i still don't know what happened with that whole israel thing. probably still fightin' and stuff.

spoon

oh yea i can't believe that strokes vs. spoon thread is still alive

spoon suck

Serial

Your facebook or instagram year in review.

^^^

^^

^^^!!!!!

Spoon's facebook or instagram year in review.

Whether Elf on a Shelf is funny or lame

I actually agree with pretty much everything since the last bump

the human dignity of refugees and political prisoners

anyone’s happiness and well being but mine and those close to me

Guns. Like, why not bows and arrows or harpoons?

televised sports, never knowingly watched a televised sport broadcast

hats. i mean FUCK

Christmas tbh

nanowrimo

just because the name

people who are too cool for this thread

HOCKEY

Thundersnow

New Year's Eve.

PUGS

lol j/k

unmeasurables

i don't care when people die on the internet anymore. and i don't care about people's reactions to people dying on the internet. i am so sure you are "gutted" that jo anne worley died or whatever. and stop saying gutted all the time.

what? jo anne worley died? *gutted, scaled, filleted*

eviscerated

Jo Anne Wortley is still alive. Praying that Scott knocked on wood.

crushed
devastated
demolished
incinerated
cremated
melted into coffin liquor by Jo Anne Worley's passing

so sad. they always come in threes :(

my guts, oh geez

white wine

I'm with you, alfred. red or dead for this guy.

It warms too quickly, is unsatisfying, and does not sit well after a martini.

few things worse than the sugar hangover that occurs after a bottle of moscato

one of them is the feeling of reaching the bottom of a bottle of chardonnay and hearing the word "chardonnay" in your head and knowing that your body is now full of chardonnay

mcsweeney's. i don't think i've ever laughed at or been amused by anything i've ever read in it.

When some animals go extinct.

maybe i am just referring to the "internet tendency"? whatever it is that people link to on facebook because they are "witty and sophisticated"

see that shit terrifies and depresses me xp

it's because they never participated in any marathons, right?

glad to hear jeff is fighting the good fight against caring about our extinction event.

I want some chardonnay

I dropped a black fly in your glass.

drinkin' wine, char-do-nay-ee

i ctrl+F'd "what you think, MOM!" and didn't come up with any results

???

i'm assuming everyone else on this board is 15 as well

sorry dude, i am 17

your new year's party's theme ("unusual hats")

New Year parties.

new years. in general.

i was so happy to not care about seth rogan and then someone had to hack my playstation. THAT woke me up in a big way. it's christmas day and i can't play resogun? i finally knew how all those ferguson and gaza strip protesters must feel...

christmas ruiner:

http://krebsonsecurity.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/vomari.png

damn lizard squad...

http://krebsonsecurity.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/ryan-k.png

99% of war movies

world war ii

"war heroes"

genealogy

"my great great great great aunt's cousin came over on the mayflower" wow u must be so interesting

bandcamp releases

I'm taking this thread to mean "things you cant be bothered with but care enough about to mention them dismissively"

Oliver Stone

Nihilist poseurs

what you take this thread for *snaps fingers*

lol

oliver stone! sheesh, there's a blast from the past...

kinda like saying you don't care about R.L. Stine or The Baby-Sitter's Club.

Ladies and Germs, let's give a warm welcome for Oliver Poseur & The Nihilist Stoners

"tahhhhm, is on mah sandwisch, yes it ihyiz"

I honestly don't know if I've seen an Oliver Stone film. *checks for a minute* I've seen a bit of Platoon and it seemed okay.

If we listed things we really don't care about in the slightest it'd be about things like the color of your neighbors eyes, what the bestselling type of denim is, the history of screws and rivets.

Unless your neighbour has beautiful eyes, you love denim or work with denim or written a history of screws and rivets.

fuck mayne u picked the wrong thread the wrong night

More...

the majority of soup flavours

first person shooter games (although I have some fondness for early Doom, Quake, TimeSplitters and Bioshock visual/sound elements)

Amazingly I found a few flavours of soup was loved recently.

soup I loved recently.

television ratings

"If we listed things we didn't really care about, it would be impossible: how would we know about them to list them?

Waving our hands in the air like we don't care, is this not the most transparent indication of our deep commitment, a fraudulent face saving subterfuge liable to result in the non-saving of the faces of others when we accidentally (or perhaps purposefully) poke them in the eye with our fraudulently flying fingers?"

- Roland Barthe Thimpson

When animals go extinct is a horribly depressing thing to not care about.

If you don't care about that you're a wanker.

eh, they'll come back. or something will, when we're all gone.

if you tell ppl what they should care about you're a wanker imo

depends what animals

im not telling anyone what to care about although I admit it was rude to call him a wanker. it's really awful to not care about that, though.

Apparently what makes one "a wanker" is definable; heaven forbid anybody should confuse sharing that definition with telling people what they should care about. That would be controlling behavior and WE CAN'T HAVE THAT.

Animals have been going extinct on their own or bc of climate change or seasonal weather patterns or volcanoes ruining their habitat or other animals eating them for as long as there have been animals. Human intervention is sad and everything but we're only even aware of the ones that have died off in written human history. There are worse problems imo.

Like genealogy afficionados.

anyway, everybody wanks, let's be sex positive people

Ancestry.com says my great-great grandfather shot the last passenger pigeon in the wild, sorry about that.

We got Ant-Man movie

http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/world/2015/01/02/globalpost-species-near-extinction/21182221/

Just look at all these asshole animals we won't have to worry about soon!

But really, in orbit pretty much otm.

I'm also ok being a wanker.

in orbit not otm

http://endangeredspecies.about.com/od/extinctionpastandpresent/a/Why-Does-It-Matter-If-Species-Go-Extinct.htm

Didn't read that link fyi but i imagine it's about ecosystems getting fucked up, which has consequences for humans especially in regions where peoples' fated are more closely tied to the land

dude u are so weird

The Parsi community in Mumbai have traditionally exposed their dead to vultures in "towers of silence," as they're called in English. Now the vultures are disappearing. Estimates suggest that 97 to 99 percent of the birds have gone in the last few decades. So the Parsi community is left in a very difficult position of trying to figure out how to appropriately and respectfully take care of their own dead in a world without vultures...

They've also played an important role in containing disease of various kinds and controlling the number of predators that feed on those carcasses and spread other diseases, like rats or dogs. The worry now is that the decline in vultures may lead to rises in the numbers of scavengers and in the incidence of diseases like rabies and anthrax in India.

http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2014/08/140820-extinction-crows-penguins-dinosaurs-asteroid-sydney-booktalk/

i am kind of weird, but i still think that animal extinction is a relevant issue.

Yes, I care about animal extinction too. Lots of people care about animal extinction. You seem to be in earnest about what you post.

I wouldn't speak for others, but beginning a post with "didn't read that link" and then going on to explain what you "imagine" the link is about....that kind of behavior can get a person called weird.

wrong thread for talking about u cares

each poster will write of something uncared for and move along silently

"the notion of the 'pastoral' in literature"

excellent, move along

my friend is a phylogeneticist and in short... yeah, it matters when animals go extinct.

mass extinction needs its own thread

humans are conditioned to care about only a minuscule purview and to view facts as discrete isolated entities. it enables one to sleep at night and to invest in things like physical culture, tv shows and the costs of rideshare services.

idg why there's so much pearlclutching abt this

because it's scary.

"We tend to think about extinction as loss of a species from the face of Earth, and that's very important, but there's a loss of critical ecosystem functioning in which animals play a central role that we need to pay attention to as well," Dirzo said. "Ironically, we have long considered that defaunation is a cryptic phenomenon, but I think we will end up with a situation that is non-cryptic because of the increasingly obvious consequences to the planet and to human wellbeing."

Well okay, I said I "cared" in defense of caring. Now, what happens when you realize that "caring about things" isn't actually doing anything?

And what would I do, abandon my family, go lie down in front of a bulldozer somewhere, so I could pretend I am "doing something"? I guess I will have to ask my "conditioners".

My human conditioners owe me answers. I keep waking up over not having enough money, not having accomplished enough the day before, and worrying about where I will be working in nine months. And here I could be waking up over mass extinction events, nah, it's just my first world problems costing me sleep.

Condescension person, please explain what "physical culture" and "the costs of rideshare services" are so I can know whether I am tainted with worrying about them, I'm not sure yet because I don't know what you are talking about.

Wait, just realized, get whole family to lie down in front of bulldozer. Sorry.

fascinating stuff

recognizing problems is obviously the first step in trying to solve them, or else align one's personal conduct in ways that would make it less harmful. it is in this sense that saying you "don't care" about an important issue, be it the ecological crisis or racism, seems negligent.

that said, compartmentalization is an important coping mechanism and i don't really think clouds was being condescending as much as descriptive. there is a reason people don't like to think about the problems over which they, individually, are basically powerless. the issue is that when everyone does this the issues are never addressed.

this isn't the thread for this discussion though, i admit, and it's my fault for starting it so mea culpa

i said humans, so i include myself in that description. i am sorry about your money troubles.

I'm sorry about them too. But money, like species extinction, is something that so far as we have reason to believe, only humans care about.

I care about ppl preaching to adults like anything mattered in this harsh and cold void of an existence

kind of preachy

its a tight line 2 walk ;-;

sympathy

I don't care about the psychological survival strategies others use to compensate for their fear and a sense of overwhelming dread... Except to the extent that I can employ such strategies myself

I see possibilities for a workshop. Charge a lot.

I care about ppl preaching to adults like anything mattered in this harsh and cold void of an existence

why

the vat of molten metal below me
the loose industrial catwalk railing that I chose to lean on this morning because this is america and that is my right
stfu i don't care

^ love this post

Vic seems to be just trolling at this point.

Things you just don't care about.

• what happens on Twitter

this is the only tweet I care about: http://tinyurl.com/koha96g

'courtroom dramas'

i don't care about a lot of tv shows, but i still love tv in general so it's not like an "i don't even OWN a television" scenario.

Congress.

sexual?

Steam levels/badges/gems etc oh just fuck off.

Charlie Hebdo

increasingly^^

so last week.

nah it's just that the same tired arguments keep getting thrown around. plus i think the cartoons are uniformly terrible on a number of levels and i am tired of seeing them.

lol, opened this thinking "someone probably said charlie hebdo"

The sensitive feelings of Islamic militants

The goddamnmotherfuckingsonofabitch Oscars

oh yeah.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEhu4DNO5lo

lol, was just coming here to post 'the oscars'

god i love that song so much

Buddy Rich

all the fantastic drum solos by anyone

buddy rich otm
i honestly do not care about buddy rich
i know i maybe should but i do not

i care. about buddy. listening to philly joe jones and elvin jones record right now and man oh man so much drum fire in one room.

if you had this trio stuff on cd you would care a little. best trio!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vk33s6RDIk4

yeah i would have to enjoy buddy rich away from a computer
that's for sure

The Interview was classic ftr.

You Should Be Able To Let Your Kids Walk Home Alone

Johnny Cash.

Sorry, but don't care.

Charles de Batz-Castelmore d'Artagnan.

Sorry, but I Charles de Batz-Castelmore d'Notcare.

cultural appropriation

accepting Jesus Christ as my personal savior

the idea that I am damned for all eternity because I don't care about accepting Jesus Christ as my personal savior

I do actually care about gentrification but only insofar as this neighbourhood could use a couple good bakeries

new bars and restaurants

what's gentrification over there? a bunch of englishmen move in? xp

Is there a word for knowing you should care about something, and trying to care about it, but only ever feeling total indifference about it?

when the english moved in it wasn't much like gentrification tbh

but srsly gentrification here is the same as it is anywhere you exist and somebody starts whinging about it

Fuck me ! even the fucking Irish rosetta stone cannot translate that fucking gobbledygook!

dying.

tumblr. i'm the right demographic for it (sjw wahey) if a little old, but heck, michael stipe is in his fifties and has a tumblr of arty schlongs. i just, i dunno. maybe i have too much social media in my life already, but i never check out tumblr on my own -- it has to be someone pointing me to a link.

well there are tumblrs and tumblrs? i mean that's kind of like saying 'i don't care about http' (which is also fine)

http can suck a fuck tbh

I've been saying for years we should all just go back to gophernet

Blizzards on the East Coast

30secondstories.com

Blizzards out West Oh, I don't care

Didn't previously know about Stipe's tumblr, just been looking at it for a while.

I think tumblr is amazing in some ways but there's quite a few major annoyances.

I joined it for maybe 20 minutes and couldn't stand the way to browse all the posts you subscribe to. You just scroll up and down all the content in chronological order until your page crashes. I didn't see any options to change this way of browsing.
I really wished they used the deviantart system of checking off posts that you've read and being able to save some posts for later because some are going to require much more of your time. And I can't really give my full attention to political posts in amongst all the porn in the stream too, I'd like to separate that stuff for different times.

Even on tumblr sites I like there's just way too much and I wish more people be be more selective about what they posted or reblogged. Sometimes you have to wade through so much.

People quote a lot of impressive statements from writers and artists but something seems a bit off to me about all these little clippings of people saying cool stuff you agree with. I can't quite say what.

A lot of the piracy that goes on is quite hard to fight too, since so much content is shared so quickly amongst so many.

It's a pain in the ass visiting all the sites individually but I found joining the site even worse.

30secondstories.com

― local eire man (darraghmac), Monday, January 26, 2015 6:13 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

FP'd

cultural appropriation

― Mordy, Saturday, 17 January 2015 00:53 (1 week ago) Permalink

I always think of an SJW admonishing The Rolling Stones for playing black music and being told to play some music relevant to their culture and Mick Jagger ending up singing "When I'm Cleaning Windows".

also dont care about 30secondstories.com

photoshop fails

Mick Jagger ending up singing "When I'm Cleaning Windows".

― Stig of the sanctimonious uncontextualized linkdump (Michael B)

lol

whether something is "dad rock" (even though by naming that fandom as a male space it leaves out all the women responsible for the act's success) (sigh)

bjork and her love life

Was fortunate enough to never encounter the acronym sjw until today, and have now seen it 5 times today on ilx, and only just googled it to find out it didnt mean single jewish woman, whoch was my first assumption, and which made only surreal sense

Previously unreleased Aphex Twin music on Soundcloud. Or any Aphex Twin music, really.

Other people's birthday nights out.

album sequencing and how it could be improved

albums sequencing and how it could be improved

fixed etc

on every music message board ever:

OP: the Beatles' White Album would actually be a perfect album if you trimmed the filler and edited it down to a single LP. what would be your 'ideal' tracklist? here's mine: [...]

rebuttal: b-b-but the White Album wouldn't be the White Album without all those so-called 'filler' tracks!

page 1 of 224

Coming up with the most awful version of the white album would be more fun. Probably been done, probably not as often.

there has to be a Beatles bootleg called The Shite Album out there somewhere (probably consisting of outtakes + studio chatter + the most embarrassing cuts from former Beatles' solo albums)

Every week the magazines displayed at the checkout line at my local supermarket are filled with ALL NEW heartwarming stories or shocking news about various A-list and B-list celebrities, surefire weight loss tips, quizzes that reveal secrets about you, photos of cute pets, alien visitations, etc. and I don't care about any of it.

Last time I was in a supermarket, I felt an overwhelming urge to set those magazines on fire. I think I care about them too much.

Your opinions.

Please adhere to strict Aristotelian logic henceforth. Failure to abide by the rule of law, the State will use the fullest extent of its powers to bring forth an indictment on your person.

Let us begin thusly.

^^^gets it

busted.

ALL NEW heartwarming stories or shocking news about various A-list and B-list celebrities

I never read these, but I do glance at the covers sometimes and I always find it funny when two magazines, in the same week, will publish diametrically opposed stories about the same celebrity. "IT'S TRUE LOVE: Famous Person's Secret Wedding Plans!" vs. "IT'S OVER: Same Famous Person's Shocking Breakup!"

sad/amazing animal stories

animal celebrity drug habits

looks like this is the thread where ppl go to hate on animals, huh

tapeworms, yellow jackets and slugs are animals, my friend

yknow like "dog walked 500 miles to sit on grave of 2nd spinal tap drummer"

"kitten found inside discarded boombox, now loves bell biv devoe"

rip eric 'stumpy joe' childs

lol

what politicians REALLY BELIEVE despite their actions

harper lee's new novel

the left shark

I really tried to but I just can't.

what someone isn't purchasing

the scheduling of ilm polls

my number of accrued FPs. your number of accrued FPs. I just FP'd everyone itt.

living

burlesque

hilarious autocorrect fails

whatever Happened Next that Will Blow Your Mind

sometimes i care about those things, despite myself

The Golden State Warriors

UK 'pancake' day. UK ppl, you know you can make 'pancakes' any day of the year right?

Visiting beautiful nature destinations

NFL helmet redesign concepts. I do however care about people using 'showed' as the past participle. I care, and I hate.

Most NFL helmet redesigns are in order to make the animal mascot look angrier or more ferocious, even when the creature in question is a bird or a marine mammal

If you mean hypothetical redesigns, I'm totally with you, there's nothing more boring than that

Who attends whose funeral

Fake trailer for a gritty reboot of Power Rangers/007/Ghostbusters/etc. please put away your toys and come up with some original ideas.

You are not a film producer, you are a grown person smashing action figures together.

Watching sunrises/sets.

UK 'pancake' day. UK ppl, you know you can make 'pancakes' any day of the year right?

Shrove Tuesday/Fat Tuesday/mardi gras is observed all across the world you ignorant cunt

Watching sunrises/sets.

― Jeff, Tuesday, March 3, 2015 4:40 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Yeah these are cool and all, but always feel that people who profess to loving watching these are faux-naif aesthetes or something.

list of ilxors who have called female posters cunts

lj
wins
?

Whoever's playing at Sonar 2015

that wasn't a reply to nakh

I was quoting that classic local garda post, I'm not actually calling anyone a cunt

To clarify:

Onan Pullett (wins) wrote this on thread Ask Raccoon Tanuki on board I Love Music on 30-Sep-2014

tanuki is eaten throughout europe you ignorant cunt

coming back around to "treesh humpers" tbh (wins) wrote this on thread Maggi Liquid Seasoning on board I Love Everything on 16-Oct-2013

pip pip

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, October 16, 2013 11:48 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

maggi's is eaten all over the world you ignorant cunt

farte blanche (upper mississippi sh@kedown) wrote this on thread keep the meme alive: Pippa's Arse on board I Love Music on 05-Oct-2012

blood sausage is eaten all over europe you ignorant cunt

Phelan Nulty (Local Garda) wrote this on thread keep the meme alive: Pippa's Arse on board I Love Music on 13-May-2011

OI MATES SOME BIG BOTTOM BIRD IS ALL OVER THE NEWSY WEWSIES, I"M GONNA MAKE ME A 'ORRIBLE POST ABOUT IT TO ME ILXOR CHUMS, ALSO BLOOD SAUSAGE IS DELICIOUS

blood sausage is eaten all over europe you ignorant cunt.

I think every time I make this reference I pick up some FPs and have to explain myself but I'm not gonna stop

Netanyahu's speech to congress

Xp I do apologise tho, for the slur and for chain-posting

lol I thought you really were calling me a cunt that time. just accepted that I'd upset you in some way that day. prbly FP'd you, but I do that every post.

Oh, okay, in that case, I can feel okay calling suzy an annoying cunt? She should be over it in an hour and a half, iirc.

― one pretty obvious guy in the obvious (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 28 December 2010 16:34 (4 years ago)

Xp I would never! The whole reason I love the original post so much is that it is so ridiculously aggro & mad about something so trivial, it ends up silly. It's a bad look

xp nakh, let's not judge posters by the words they choose to say

let's judge them by whether or not they are classically beautiful in appearance

let's judge them by whether or not they are classically beautiful in appearance prose

I don't care about this - stay on topic please.

xp
unfair we can't all be stylists in the vein of nakh or mcnulty

the trick is dropping a bunch of florid f-bombs

Pretty much everything except good booze, pussy, golf every now and then and a couple dollars in my wallet to fund the above.

this is the only worthwhile part of this entire thread

Compendium of (advertent of otherwise) sexual slurs vs "let's list every trending topic" idk

Gonna apologise again for that, how embarrassing

ok Bill Magill is a sock

with a monster truck on it

"a couple dollars," huh

does bill no longer care abt nfl

I'm sure ive called a couple of em cunts but I'm v careful about it I make real sure

but I mean that is a classic ilx post reference and ought not have been misunderstood in fact the fp function should catch these and probably prompt for certainty "the referenced post appears to contain a classic ilx quote that utilises profanity please ensure this is not a misunderstanding" where's tuomas to demand this off stet/Keith

deems whilst appreciating your obtuseness there is a reference to your long ilx history of obtuseness, wins' misunderstanding there is more pertinent a misunderstanding than a failure to keep the meme alive, and in any case worth noting strictly for the bantz

and just because i have been so assiduous in keeping the meme alive, it would be problematic to assume that everyone else has had that privilege

does bill no longer care abt nfl

― poc het ino (nakhchivan), Tuesday, March 3, 2015 12:50 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yes

he does care

what about sabbath kicking zeppelin's ass

Such a foregone conclusion that i cant care about it.

fair

the marvel "cinematic universe"

beer talk

^ real talk from VG

what amanda palmer does

h8 her cos she's a woman anyway so its irrelevant

Will Ferrell playing for the Cubs/Sox/whoever.

Clarkson

Pratchett

(sorry all my weeping Facebook friends)

Bowls on plates. (Seriously, who gives a shit about this?!)

buzzfood

1)PC Music
being
2)called out on the internet
for
3)being ironically racist
on
4)Vice Magazine
's
5)Twitter feed
is a perfect storm of things I don't give a shit about, all in one convenient package.

otm

oh is that why that thread has nine million answers? yeah idgaf

Google deep dream.

soccer and related victory parades

Sports. Any sport.

Who is going to be president in 2016.

public transport in London
how everyone else can't do public transport in London right
what you did about it

otm

imo that's a v tom d update from me

miguel

The Tour de France.

led zeppelin

haha I knew someone was going to post that

the ethics of music streaming

polyamory

a little late but who's Meek Mill?

All I know is he has an ongoing rivalry with Drake, who I'm only slightly more aware of (as a Sprite pitchman and ex-paraplegic) but about whom I give an equivalent number of fucks.

Everyone otm today

#PenisGate

every stupid product advertised on earwolf podcasts

thing is you're gonna snack, though.

"friends, lemme tell you about squarespace..."

wonder if they'll keep accepting "donations" now that they've been bought by Scripps

challops & lol British but "Prince George"

Celebrity worship
Most current comedians or comedy
Amy Schumer

Chelsea, Jose Mourinho, Jose Mourinho and Chelsea, Chelsea's club doctor, Jose Mourinho's relationship to Chelsea's club doctor

motorcycles
hunting
crossfit
superhero movies

Sudoku

Alphabet, Apple Music, pretty much all tech companies and tech news and culture.

health news, public health issues

what one athlete said about another

compton

fantasy football

Somebody got a league going where you work too then?

everyone seems to be doing it. is it a seasonal thing? no wait wait I don't care.

once per season funnily enough

tis the season to talk loudly falalalala lalalala

who's going to be elected in about 440 days

Anything involving Lip Syncing.

It's like America is just lowering the bar closer and closer to the ground.

Someday there will be competitions of people just facially emoting to songs, and the lip synch purists will be wringing their hands over the decline of culture.

lol
true

"a ____ reacts to____"
i can't imagine a world in which i would care about/be interested people's reactions to things unless it was part of my job (which, in a way it is)

a South African who happens to be good at running and has a couple of artificial limbs

averting my gaze from this heavy fucking ark i've been towing around the desert. let's have a look.

Cilla Black's funeral.

... live on BBC AND Sky, get tae fuck!

... Christopher Biggins giving a reading.

... if Savile was still alive he'd be conducting the service.

Sir Cliff singing, haven't her family suffered enough etc.

Deez Nuts

Banksy

^^fucking seriously like 5 different people on my fb feed posted articles about his theme park thing

Deez Nuts

― Iago Galdston, Thursday, August 20, 2015 4:27 PM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

oh come on this is hilarious

Donald Trump
Star Wars Episode 7

When an entertainer is onstage and has just asked the audience to yell something loudly and then, when the audience has responded by yelling whatever it was, the entertainer cups his hand to his ear and says, "I can't heeear you!" Someday I wish the audience would respond "we don't caaaare!"

Can't shame me, performer.

"Okay, I can hear you now!"

twitter joke theft

Donald trump

I don't care about Donald Trump but I care that he's as skilled as he is at stoking the incoherent rage fires of his fellow xenophobes.

The idea that Bolt beating Gatlin is a victory for humanity or some such shite.

i've come to realise i simply don't care about discussion around various streaming platforms. but as a music fan i feel like i should?

^^ ditto. I haven't even looked at that thread

The idea that Bolt beating Gatlin is a victory for humanity or some such shite.

Athletics World Cups or Championships, if it ain't the Olympics count me out.

banksy

disappeared Malaysian airplanes

Camera technology

^this guy cares so little about the vma's he didn't even say vma's

Clara Oswald

Keith Richards

Stephen Colbert/late-night talk shows in general

Queen

Kim Davis

ONE CLERK IN THE ENTIRE UNITED STATES WON'T DO GAY MARRIAGES, LET'S ALL MAKE A REALLY BIG FUCKING DEAL OUT OF IT BECAUSE I'M SURE THAT'S NOT AT ALL PRECISELY WHAT SHE AND ALL HER SUPPORTERS ARE HOPING FOR

Ha, I think I feel the same way.

Post-WWII college caper type movies, especially musical ones.

Buy one get the second for 50% off.

all but like 5 beers

on that note, "rare" beers

also "aging" beers in various kinds of casks/barrels

apple products, obvs

serena williams

the rugby 'world cup'

doctor who
anything involving the phrase "turd ferguson"

james bond theme songs

Ordinarily, I would put "the Pope" here, but he's performing at Madison Square Garden tonight, which is directly above the train station I need to use to get out of the city after work, so he's momentarily at the top of my Things I'm Very Annoyed About list.

morrisey

Albums Without A Single Dud Song
Perfect Albums
Albums In Which Every Track Is Great
Flawless Albums

Ryan Adams Taylor Swift Father John Misty and all of those clowns

marcos otm

I'll put the pope here, why not

Volkswagen emissions scandal

Kanye

Things other people don't care about.

the moon

cars

Volkswagen emissions scandal

Sick of hearing about this tbh.

Business, business leaders, small businesses, businessmen, small businessmen, business insiders, business news, business forecasts, the business community, the CBI, the Institute of Directors, Digby Jones, Chambers of Commerce, Sir Martin Sorrell, business correspondents, entrepreneurs, entrepreneurship etcetcetc

Are the people in the Star Wars movies humans?

whoever will never make a record again

whoever has made one lately

what anyone thinks of that

what anyone thinks of what anyone thinks of that

so...ILM?

^ nailed it

I wasn't exactly encrypting it lads

who the pope met with

when that uber-schmoozing fucker croaks will be my point of not caring about pope francis, but presently all the gush about him makes my blood boil

who the pope met with

― mattresslessness, Friday, October 2, 2015 2:13 PM (40 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

also the entire phenomenon of Kim Davis

oh yeah said that upthread. guess I protest too much.

this thread

paying state and federal taxes, and I don't recommend it

ts: not caring about taxes vs not caring about student loans vs not caring about dental maintenance

so long, dental plan

this floss changed my dental maintenance life
http://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0725/9041/products/johnson-and-johnson-reach-total-care-mint.jpeg?v=1441103858

Patti Smith

;_;

Seumas Milne

Adele

video games, game consoles, video game reviews, video game company revenues, online gaming, nostalgia for pacman, donkey kong or other antiquated video games, gamergate

Halloween!

That REI is closed on Black Friday.

grimes

Big Star

Still don't care about Volkswagen.