I give up
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 28 November 2012 20:09 (thirteen years ago)
why? I think you could pull it off
― the late great, Wednesday, 28 November 2012 20:10 (thirteen years ago)
if i had nice shoulder blades i'd probably want to show them off too, ned
― strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Wednesday, 28 November 2012 20:10 (thirteen years ago)
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0083099/
― Roadside Prisunic (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 28 November 2012 20:10 (thirteen years ago)
Oh you teases.
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 28 November 2012 20:11 (thirteen years ago)
instead of this hunch and hair
― strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Wednesday, 28 November 2012 20:11 (thirteen years ago)
Hole-y Back!
― I'm okay, Eurogay (Paul in Santa Cruz), Wednesday, 28 November 2012 20:11 (thirteen years ago)
Who is supposed to wear these?
― this will surprise many (Nicole), Wednesday, 28 November 2012 20:17 (thirteen years ago)
hunchbacks
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 28 November 2012 20:18 (thirteen years ago)
~angels~
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 28 November 2012 20:18 (thirteen years ago)
ladies please to be wearing yr shittiest, rattiest bra with this shirt
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 28 November 2012 20:19 (thirteen years ago)
shut down this right wing trash
― goole, Wednesday, 28 November 2012 20:22 (thirteen years ago)
who are these 'boyfriends' that were wearing this shirt
http://www.urbanoutfitters.com/urban/catalog/productdetail.jsp?id=25570615&parentid=BRANDS
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 28 November 2012 20:22 (thirteen years ago)
boyfriend shorts morelike
― goole, Wednesday, 28 November 2012 20:24 (thirteen years ago)
I have like six flannels in my closet I can cut holes in if you are interested, just ilxmail me. paypal $34 each.
― HAPPY BDAY TOOTS (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 28 November 2012 20:26 (thirteen years ago)
wow the vintage men's section looks like a reality bites casting call
http://www.urbanoutfitters.com/urban/catalog/category.jsp?id=M_VINTAGE
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 28 November 2012 20:29 (thirteen years ago)
http://www.urbanoutfitters.com/urban/catalog/productdetail.jsp?id=26691980&navAction=jump&isProduct=true&parentid=MORE%20IDEAS&isProduct=true&cross-sell=true&guide-bn=true
hee hee
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 28 November 2012 20:30 (thirteen years ago)
bummer http://www.urbanoutfitters.com/urban/catalog/productdetail.jsp?id=26691980&navAction=jump&isProduct=true&parentid=MORE%20IDEAS&isProduct=true&cross-sell=true&guide-bn=true
dear Urban Outfitters, no one dresses like this
― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Wednesday, 28 November 2012 20:31 (thirteen years ago)
What in hell.
http://images.urbanoutfitters.com/is/image/UrbanOutfitters/25829391x_002_b
― Bobby Ken Doll (Eric H.), Wednesday, 28 November 2012 20:31 (thirteen years ago)
The 90s are back, I guess? :/
― this will surprise many (Nicole), Wednesday, 28 November 2012 20:31 (thirteen years ago)
"vintage ugly holiday vest"
― Force Boxman (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 28 November 2012 20:32 (thirteen years ago)
http://i1193.photobucket.com/albums/aa356/fugexlac/alf.jpg
^ from the vintage men's section -- I had this same tshirt in high school in the 90s, and I got it at a resale store
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/6253_542986538527_6210023_n.jpg
(from my high school band's first photoshoot)
― dansplaining (dan m), Wednesday, 28 November 2012 20:33 (thirteen years ago)
there's gotta be an ALF movie in the works, right?
― Force Boxman (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 28 November 2012 20:34 (thirteen years ago)
leningrad rentboy is so in right now
― goole, Wednesday, 28 November 2012 20:35 (thirteen years ago)
I wonder how much I could get for my ALF doll?
― ENBB, Wednesday, 28 November 2012 20:36 (thirteen years ago)
DJP otm
― ɷ, Wednesday, 28 November 2012 20:36 (thirteen years ago)
JUST KIDDING as if I'd ever part with my most prized possession.
wanna join my gang?
and by gang I mean dance troupe
http://www.urbanoutfitters.com/urban/catalog/productdetail.jsp?id=25829680x&parentid=M_VINTAGE
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 28 November 2012 20:37 (thirteen years ago)
i'm coming off a little antigay itt. but these clothes are terrible.
― goole, Wednesday, 28 November 2012 20:37 (thirteen years ago)
a steal at $269
― the late great, Wednesday, 28 November 2012 20:38 (thirteen years ago)
xp
but pittsburgh gives it a thumbs UP so what do i know
Thumbs UP. November 26, 2012 I got this Jacket as a gift for my birthday a few days ago, and it is by far AMAZING. Awesome fit, very well made. If you like leather jackets this is definitely a Go to Party Leather you can wear on any occasion.
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 28 November 2012 20:38 (thirteen years ago)
Go to Party Leather
hahah I think I need some more go to party leather in my life
― ENBB, Wednesday, 28 November 2012 20:39 (thirteen years ago)
http://www.urbanoutfitters.com/urban/catalog/productdetail.jsp?id=25591512&parentid=M_VINTAGE
hahahahahahaha they want $180 for this vest
― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Wednesday, 28 November 2012 20:40 (thirteen years ago)
I was going to say, the audience for all of these clothes is gay college-aged pretty boys.
― grossly incorrect register (in orbit), Wednesday, 28 November 2012 20:40 (thirteen years ago)
that vest is the least offensive thing so far but $180 yeah, right
― go to party leather (ENBB), Wednesday, 28 November 2012 20:40 (thirteen years ago)
omg I hadn't gotten to the vintage ugly holiday vest
― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Wednesday, 28 November 2012 20:42 (thirteen years ago)
http://www.urbanoutfitters.com/urban/catalog/productdetail.jsp?id=25829516x&parentid=M_VINTAGE
who are these ppl trying to inject superhero chic into men's fashion
― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Wednesday, 28 November 2012 20:43 (thirteen years ago)
I'm buying you that for Christmas dude.
― go to party leather (ENBB), Wednesday, 28 November 2012 20:44 (thirteen years ago)
ahhahahaha $200
bless their hearts
http://www.urbanoutfitters.com/urban/catalog/productdetail.jsp?id=25214263&parentid=M_OUTERWEAR
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 28 November 2012 20:44 (thirteen years ago)
Wait - it's $94. No I'm not.
omg yeah the foiled fisherman sweater is something else
add a little *nightlife* to your dockwear
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 28 November 2012 20:45 (thirteen years ago)
that vest is actually one of the most reasonably priced items on the entire list imo
― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 28 November 2012 20:45 (thirteen years ago)
curses, foiled again
― goole, Wednesday, 28 November 2012 20:47 (thirteen years ago)
you can get an entire camo parka for $70 but a denim vest with a pony hair collar for >$200 seems reasonable to you?????
― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Wednesday, 28 November 2012 20:49 (thirteen years ago)
there's also a $40 corduroy blazer on there
― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Wednesday, 28 November 2012 20:50 (thirteen years ago)
yeah dude
you can get a denim jacket for nothing at a thrift store and hack of the arms for nothing
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 28 November 2012 20:50 (thirteen years ago)
these sweatpants are making me lol
http://www.urbanoutfitters.com/urban/catalog/productdetail.jsp?id=25378514&parentid=M_BOTTOMS
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 28 November 2012 20:56 (thirteen years ago)
dyyyyyying
― grossly incorrect register (in orbit), Wednesday, 28 November 2012 20:57 (thirteen years ago)
but then these happened and i lost my shit
http://www.urbanoutfitters.com/urban/catalog/productdetail.jsp?id=25197914&parentid=M_BOTTOMS
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 28 November 2012 20:57 (thirteen years ago)
― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Wednesday, November 28, 2012 3:49 PM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark
compared to a $109 vintage t-shirts, yes
― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 28 November 2012 20:58 (thirteen years ago)
hey I found foiled leather shorts to go with that leather vest
ladies, this dance troupe is going to be omg amazing
http://www.urbanoutfitters.com/urban/catalog/productdetail.jsp?id=25829656&parentid=W_APP_VINTAGE
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 28 November 2012 21:04 (thirteen years ago)
lol VG, those camo crotch pants
Don't let the pictures fool ya...October 24, 2012these are just as ugly in pictures as they are in person.
these are just as ugly in pictures as they are in person.
― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Wednesday, 28 November 2012 21:05 (thirteen years ago)
also I once complained to my wife when she put on a sweater dress that it was patently unfair that no one made a sweater suit; now I know why
― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Wednesday, 28 November 2012 21:06 (thirteen years ago)
okay no joke i think i'm actually going to buy this parka
― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 28 November 2012 21:07 (thirteen years ago)
the parka seems like a steal compared to 80% of the rest of the shit on the vintage page
― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Wednesday, 28 November 2012 21:08 (thirteen years ago)
the irony is that UO is one of the only places that sells nice casual things I want to wear that fit my tiny body. They just also apparently make weird expensive shit!
― wongo hulkington's jade palace late night buffet (silby), Wednesday, 28 November 2012 21:09 (thirteen years ago)
omg I found my Solid Gold dancer dress!
or maybe that Andrea Martin interpretive dancer from SCTV, what the hell was her name
http://www.urbanoutfitters.com/urban/catalog/productdetail.jsp?id=25994054&parentid=W_APP_DRESSES
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 28 November 2012 21:16 (thirteen years ago)
"reverse ballerina"
I think they mean 'the opposite of ballerina' but looool wtf wtf. I think I drew pictures of this dress when I was 8
http://www.urbanoutfitters.com/urban/catalog/productdetail.jsp?id=25883307&parentid=W_APP_DRESSES
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 28 November 2012 21:18 (thirteen years ago)
wouldn't a reverse ballerina dress have tulle at the top and be form-fitting at the bottom
― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Wednesday, 28 November 2012 21:19 (thirteen years ago)
think "Reverse" is the store brand this partic garment falls under xp
― wongo hulkington's jade palace late night buffet (silby), Wednesday, 28 November 2012 21:19 (thirteen years ago)
giant tulle hat and a bathing suit
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 28 November 2012 21:20 (thirteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hT1jGjroQ7U
― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Wednesday, 28 November 2012 21:21 (thirteen years ago)
whatthechrist
http://www.urbanoutfitters.com/urban/catalog/productdetail.jsp?id=26528695&parentid=W_APP_VINTAGE
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 28 November 2012 21:21 (thirteen years ago)
lol djp
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 28 November 2012 21:22 (thirteen years ago)
* Topped with all you need to rave til dawn: whistles, charms, bows, safety pins & more
― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Wednesday, 28 November 2012 21:22 (thirteen years ago)
guess stephon has to pay the bills somehow
― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 28 November 2012 21:23 (thirteen years ago)
I think that's cute, except for the junk drawer stapled to the bodice
― wongo hulkington's jade palace late night buffet (silby), Wednesday, 28 November 2012 21:23 (thirteen years ago)
10 year old me thinks it's ACE
36 year old me has a migraine
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 28 November 2012 21:25 (thirteen years ago)
who's creating these, the guys who design tlg's sneakers?
(i kid because i love)
― mh, Wednesday, 28 November 2012 21:25 (thirteen years ago)
loooooool harsh burn mh
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 28 November 2012 21:26 (thirteen years ago)
He kids because it's true.
― grossly incorrect register (in orbit), Wednesday, 28 November 2012 21:27 (thirteen years ago)
I'm posting this
a) for ENBB bcz her shirt has a pug on itb) she looks kind of like Bridget Fonda?c) pretty sure one of my barbie dolls had this skirt, or a dress made from the same material
http://www.urbanoutfitters.com/urban/catalog/productdetail.jsp?id=26229724&parentid=W_APP_VINTAGE
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 28 November 2012 21:28 (thirteen years ago)
it would look so much better with white boot rollerskates though
ouch!
― the late great, Wednesday, 28 November 2012 21:28 (thirteen years ago)
<3 u and yr kicks, tlg
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 28 November 2012 21:30 (thirteen years ago)
what the
http://www.urbanoutfitters.com/urban/catalog/productdetail.jsp?id=26275032&parentid=W_APP_VINTAGE
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 28 November 2012 21:32 (thirteen years ago)
omg is that shirt a pug as a early 90s socal gangsta stereotype?
― mh, Wednesday, 28 November 2012 21:32 (thirteen years ago)
looking at these girls' clothing pictures makes me nervous coworkers are going to come by and think I'm into high school girls
― mh, Wednesday, 28 November 2012 21:33 (thirteen years ago)
"I'm just criticizing the questionable fashion choices, guys!"
relax
they already think that
― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Wednesday, 28 November 2012 21:33 (thirteen years ago)
if they are selling plaid blouses with frilled collars and bow ties like my mum used to wear to the office I will kill myself
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 28 November 2012 21:33 (thirteen years ago)
Turd-an Outshitters. Peace.
― turds (Hungry4Ass), Wednesday, 28 November 2012 21:34 (thirteen years ago)
classic turds (Hungry4Ass)
― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Wednesday, 28 November 2012 21:35 (thirteen years ago)
okay so is this meant to make you look like you have a concave abdomen AND are pregnant? this girl is tiny and she looks SO weird in this dress
http://www.urbanoutfitters.com/urban/catalog/productdetail.jsp?id=25778150&parentid=W_APP_DRESSES
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 28 November 2012 21:36 (thirteen years ago)
and the back iswhatI don't even
make it out of more than one color/material and it's a dead ringer for something that will get you kicked off project runway
― wongo hulkington's jade palace late night buffet (silby), Wednesday, 28 November 2012 21:37 (thirteen years ago)
I have this shirt in a child's size. Authentic NOS vintage 80s. Belonged to one of my wife's sisters who never wore it. I'll let my daughter wear it and see what she thinks. I'm guessing the verdict will be somewhere between "dribble juice all over it" and "spit up half-chewed goldfish crackers". I don't think she'll be forking over her college fund for it or anything.
― how's life, Wednesday, 28 November 2012 21:37 (thirteen years ago)
xp* Model is 5'10"; is wearing size Small
― mh, Wednesday, 28 November 2012 21:37 (thirteen years ago)
this store's whole deal is clothes that are so unflattering and misshapen as to only barely look good on the models they shoot them on. very hard for me not to interpret this basic kind of sadism with the owner's hostility to its customer base.
― goole, Wednesday, 28 November 2012 21:43 (thirteen years ago)
tbf, it's really only meant for 20 year olds
― mh, Wednesday, 28 November 2012 21:44 (thirteen years ago)
yeah well, so am i
― goole, Wednesday, 28 November 2012 21:45 (thirteen years ago)
it is amazing to me the amount of disdain I have for UO now considering how much I adored them when I was in college
― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Wednesday, 28 November 2012 21:45 (thirteen years ago)
goole you are my new bar wingman
― mh, Wednesday, 28 November 2012 21:45 (thirteen years ago)
I used to like their tchotchkes a lot but I've never really *browsed* their clothes
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 28 November 2012 21:48 (thirteen years ago)
tbf I mostly liked their t-shirts and their selection of Doc Martens
― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Wednesday, 28 November 2012 21:48 (thirteen years ago)
yeah buddy
http://desmoines.metromix.com/bars-and-clubs/standard_photo_gallery/downtown-des-moines-nightlife/3227786/photo/3227775
― goole, Wednesday, 28 November 2012 21:49 (thirteen years ago)
p sure they're trolling me now
http://www.urbanoutfitters.com/urban/catalog/productdetail.jsp?id=25590662&parentid=W_BOTTOMS
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 28 November 2012 21:49 (thirteen years ago)
no-one's legs could possibly look good in thosealso who makes this stuff, tampa strippers?
was so scared that was going to link to a picture of me
― mh, Wednesday, 28 November 2012 21:51 (thirteen years ago)
goole's, that is, not the legging things
the leggings pic is you, right?
― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Wednesday, 28 November 2012 21:52 (thirteen years ago)
tampa strippers
I'm putting this up there with "bogan slappers" on my "unforgettable insults of all time" list.
― grossly incorrect register (in orbit), Wednesday, 28 November 2012 21:52 (thirteen years ago)
:D
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 28 November 2012 21:54 (thirteen years ago)
xxp busted!
― mh, Wednesday, 28 November 2012 21:54 (thirteen years ago)
mh you have excellent legs, it's those pants that are the problem. chin up, buddy
I can't fit in pants from UO, you can't have an ass and buy anything in that store
― mh, Wednesday, 28 November 2012 21:56 (thirteen years ago)
if I had one of these the first thing I would do is find a polished wooden floor and do belly slides
http://www.urbanoutfitters.com/urban/catalog/productdetail.jsp?id=25189036&parentid=W_NEWARRIVALS
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 28 November 2012 21:56 (thirteen years ago)
hopefully they introduce assless denim
half of this shit is basically "the Rachel Zoe collection"
I blame my wife for the fact that I can make that joke
― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Wednesday, 28 November 2012 21:58 (thirteen years ago)
uhm what
http://www.urbanoutfitters.com/urban/catalog/productdetail.jsp?id=26596452&parentid=W_NEWARRIVALS
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 28 November 2012 21:58 (thirteen years ago)
omg the name
― mh, Wednesday, 28 November 2012 21:59 (thirteen years ago)
I feel like that model wants to kill me
― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Wednesday, 28 November 2012 21:59 (thirteen years ago)
that's pretty dope aside from, uh, the name....
― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 28 November 2012 21:59 (thirteen years ago)
that is one place where UO's apparent "no models of color" policy is working in their favor
― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Wednesday, 28 November 2012 22:00 (thirteen years ago)
the crotch pattern is a little, hmm
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 28 November 2012 22:00 (thirteen years ago)
we should buy this for whiney
http://www.urbanoutfitters.com/urban/catalog/productdetail.jsp?id=26325670&parentid=W_NEWARRIVALS
I keep reading "NEWARRIVALS" as "NARWHALS" and think I'm going to click on something truly magical
― Moodles, Wednesday, 28 November 2012 22:01 (thirteen years ago)
THE ENTIRE THING IS A LITTLE HMMM DON'T YOU THINK? Oh what could possibly be the problem with an unlined, no-bra, no-support swimsuit that's cut down to the navel??
― grossly incorrect register (in orbit), Wednesday, 28 November 2012 22:01 (thirteen years ago)
I think it's because we're old! We're the same age and I feel the same way.
― this will surprise many (Nicole), Wednesday, 28 November 2012 22:01 (thirteen years ago)
let's make whatshername in Fast Times at Ridgemont High step out of the pool in THAT bathing suit
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 28 November 2012 22:02 (thirteen years ago)
i can turn my back into a heart
http://www.urbanoutfitters.com/urban/catalog/productdetail.jsp?id=26228163&parentid=W_NEWARRIVALS
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 28 November 2012 22:03 (thirteen years ago)
poor model is making a 'please don't make me dive into the pool' face
http://www.urbanoutfitters.com/urban/catalog/productdetail.jsp?id=23916042&parentid=W_APP_SWIMWEAR
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 28 November 2012 22:04 (thirteen years ago)
why do all their models look so generic, too? sheesh
― mh, Wednesday, 28 November 2012 22:05 (thirteen years ago)
This suit fits amazing!!!! I am 5'7 weigh 125lbs and I have a small bust but this suit looks amazing on!!!! (I purchased the XS) I was a little scared at firt because typically this style is not flattering if you have small breasts but it looks soooo sexy. The fringes look great and are good quality, it does NOT look cheap.
whew
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 28 November 2012 22:05 (thirteen years ago)
cuz they're models? xp
― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 28 November 2012 22:05 (thirteen years ago)
xp is the next post goole proffering his phone #?
― mh, Wednesday, 28 November 2012 22:06 (thirteen years ago)
omg
tlg to thread, tlg to thread I've totally found your shoes
http://www.urbanoutfitters.com/urban/catalog/productdetail.jsp?id=26326074&parentid=WOMENS_SHOES
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 28 November 2012 22:07 (thirteen years ago)
(sorry, hee hee)
I refuse to buy any more clothes made by or for people who hate bodies.
― grossly incorrect register (in orbit), Wednesday, 28 November 2012 22:08 (thirteen years ago)
Those shoes are actively wishing destruction on the wearer. If you want to kill and/or mortify yourself just do a lot of hard drugs, I swear to god it's more fun.
― grossly incorrect register (in orbit), Wednesday, 28 November 2012 22:09 (thirteen years ago)
10 wears and you get a free chiropractic appointment
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 28 November 2012 22:10 (thirteen years ago)
those shoes are a torture device
― crüt, Wednesday, 28 November 2012 22:10 (thirteen years ago)
And cheaper, too. Shit.
― grossly incorrect register (in orbit), Wednesday, 28 November 2012 22:10 (thirteen years ago)
how do those shoes even work
― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Wednesday, 28 November 2012 22:11 (thirteen years ago)
Owl Satan
http://www.urbanoutfitters.com/urban/catalog/productdetail.jsp?id=25879685&parentid=W_APP_SWEATERS
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 28 November 2012 22:11 (thirteen years ago)
it seems like
step 1: put on shoesstep 2: break anklesstep 3: enjoy hospital pudding from wheelchair
Whatever happened to getting high on vodka and cheap shit and having sex in the bathroom at Lit, it was good enough for my generation, etc.
― grossly incorrect register (in orbit), Wednesday, 28 November 2012 22:12 (thirteen years ago)
kind of feel like I'm too old for those shenanigans now and they seem kind of dumb, and it makes me melancholy for a stupider era
― mh, Wednesday, 28 November 2012 22:13 (thirteen years ago)
I was just telling Lauren that I've been in the mood to do something ill-advised but I think this thread is curing me and bringing out my inner get off my lawn.
― grossly incorrect register (in orbit), Wednesday, 28 November 2012 22:13 (thirteen years ago)
I'm just saying, there are easier/cheaper ways to get pudding
― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Wednesday, 28 November 2012 22:14 (thirteen years ago)
sad model is sad
I used to do this with my nan's costume jewellery
http://www.urbanoutfitters.com/urban/catalog/productdetail.jsp?id=25096611&parentid=WOMENS_ACCESSORIES
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 28 November 2012 22:16 (thirteen years ago)
see? tampa strippers. I rest my case.
http://www.urbanoutfitters.com/urban/catalog/productdetail.jsp?id=26032136&parentid=W_BOTTOMS
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 28 November 2012 22:19 (thirteen years ago)
but I kind of love them anyway
I am certain that every member of Loverboy owns a pair of those pants
― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Wednesday, 28 November 2012 22:20 (thirteen years ago)
hey DJP i found your pants
http://www.urbanoutfitters.com/urban/catalog/productdetail.jsp?id=25911561&parentid=W_BOTTOMS
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 28 November 2012 22:20 (thirteen years ago)
AT LAST
― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Wednesday, 28 November 2012 22:21 (thirteen years ago)
i own those pants u_u
― strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Wednesday, 28 November 2012 22:21 (thirteen years ago)
my legs are getting married, you're all invited
http://www.urbanoutfitters.com/urban/catalog/productdetail.jsp?id=26465658&parentid=W_BOTTOMS
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 28 November 2012 22:22 (thirteen years ago)
when did UO get so f'd up and weird? are we being generation gapped by the chillwave tumblr generation or something?
― the late great, Wednesday, 28 November 2012 22:28 (thirteen years ago)
i am having trouble believing most of this shit is real!
― the late great, Wednesday, 28 November 2012 22:29 (thirteen years ago)
believe it
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 28 November 2012 22:29 (thirteen years ago)
urban trollfitters
'throw back gifts'
just in case you were unsure if you really wanted to end it all after browsing the UO site
http://www.urbanoutfitters.com/urban/catalog/category.jsp?id=SHOP_GIFTSBYTYPE4
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 28 November 2012 22:32 (thirteen years ago)
ok but that's what i remember UO being like back in the day, not weirdo shit like vinyl pants w/ triangular cutouts and camo crotch jeans
― the late great, Wednesday, 28 November 2012 22:35 (thirteen years ago)
there is no way that karaoke machine isn't a sex toy
― mh, Wednesday, 28 November 2012 22:36 (thirteen years ago)
otm
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 28 November 2012 22:37 (thirteen years ago)
every karaoke machine is a sex toy, that one is just crass about it
― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Wednesday, 28 November 2012 22:39 (thirteen years ago)
clearly i've been karaokeing wrong all these years
― strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Wednesday, 28 November 2012 22:51 (thirteen years ago)
if karaokeing is wrong then I don't want it to be right
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 28 November 2012 22:57 (thirteen years ago)
http://www.urbanoutfitters.com/urban/catalog/productdetail.jsp?id=25832445&parentid=SALE_APT
― If you will not name your dog "Ping Pong" you are no longer my friend (jjjusten), Wednesday, 28 November 2012 23:34 (thirteen years ago)
http://www.urbanoutfitters.com/urban/catalog/productdetail.jsp?id=25002163&parentid=SALE_APT
― If you will not name your dog "Ping Pong" you are no longer my friend (jjjusten), Wednesday, 28 November 2012 23:36 (thirteen years ago)
okay lock the internet, it will never get better than the UO Zebra Booty Buddy
― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Wednesday, 28 November 2012 23:46 (thirteen years ago)
i swear if somebody whipped out that moustache wine opener i would immediately slap them across the face
― If you will not name your dog "Ping Pong" you are no longer my friend (jjjusten), Wednesday, 28 November 2012 23:47 (thirteen years ago)
zebra booty buddy is loooooooool
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 28 November 2012 23:49 (thirteen years ago)
well now I know what Austerity Ponies is getting for Xmas this year
― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Wednesday, 28 November 2012 23:49 (thirteen years ago)
ilx secret santa; everyone gets a zebra booty buddy
I can't be the only one who reads "Zebra Booty" and thinks of this
― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Wednesday, 28 November 2012 23:59 (thirteen years ago)
you're the only one
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 28 November 2012 23:59 (thirteen years ago)
http://www.urbanoutfitters.com/urban/catalog/productdetail.jsp?id=26125369&parentid=MENS_SHOES#BVRRWidgetID
― circa1916, Thursday, 29 November 2012 01:08 (thirteen years ago)
What about the cupcake one???
― tokyo rosemary, Thursday, 29 November 2012 02:42 (thirteen years ago)
UO Zebra Booty Buddy$49.99 • was $89.00
yeah no shit
― goole, Thursday, 29 November 2012 16:11 (thirteen years ago)
"the price is WRONG, bitch" #happygilmore
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 29 November 2012 16:24 (thirteen years ago)
is that what we've come to, quoting adam sandler movies of the 90s?
― mh, Thursday, 29 November 2012 16:25 (thirteen years ago)
there's no we here. just me. I'm lame, sorry.
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 29 November 2012 16:28 (thirteen years ago)
I remember seeing some variation on those "Pendleton Printed Slippers" in some hippie catalog I used to receive in the early 1990s. I think I had ordered a hacky-sack or a fractal sticker or something and kept getting the catalog for years.
― how's life, Thursday, 29 November 2012 16:28 (thirteen years ago)
xpost it seemed like the right moment but I realized on ilx there's really never a right moment to quote adam sandler, lol
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 29 November 2012 16:29 (thirteen years ago)
May have been "Dharma Rose".
― how's life, Thursday, 29 November 2012 16:31 (thirteen years ago)
Pretty amazed they are selling that Alf tee for $89. But hey, if someone is willing to pay that much for that shirt, a fool and his money, etc
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 29 November 2012 16:36 (thirteen years ago)
one of my favorite things about "retro" fashion is about how a bunch of disparate things from the same decade all get compressed into one ball so you see people wearing a color me badd jacket with a raver hat and ripped jeans or whatever
― drunk 'n' white's elements of style (Hurting 2), Thursday, 29 November 2012 17:12 (thirteen years ago)
I know right? It's the same with music on classic decade-specific radio stations. You really notice it once it's ~your~ decade that's suddenly retro. Like HEY WE NEVER WORE THEM THAT WAY. or WTF NO ONE EVER PLAYED THOSE TWO SONGS TOGETHER
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 29 November 2012 17:31 (thirteen years ago)
That's not such a bad thing, though
― Un monde où tout le monde est heureux, même les riches (Michael White), Thursday, 29 November 2012 17:32 (thirteen years ago)
well you're using a decade as a genre, what do you expect?
― mh, Thursday, 29 November 2012 17:34 (thirteen years ago)
oh it's mostly fine, it's just when you see it under a magnifying glass it's kinda noticeable
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 29 November 2012 17:40 (thirteen years ago)
I have no idea what's retro any more.
― nuts spats (Austerity Ponies), Thursday, 29 November 2012 17:42 (thirteen years ago)
I believe all times exist, now, together, it's just a matter of perception
― mh, Thursday, 29 November 2012 17:43 (thirteen years ago)
you are retro, oldster xpost
― i dream of booze pinata (jjjusten), Thursday, 29 November 2012 17:44 (thirteen years ago)
http://www.costumes.org/history/17thcent/mensfashionplates/outdoorwinterdress1677.jpg
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 29 November 2012 17:45 (thirteen years ago)
^^^^ lol, so '93
― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Thursday, 29 November 2012 17:46 (thirteen years ago)
I, oldster xpost, am retro
― nuts spats (Austerity Ponies), Thursday, 29 November 2012 18:06 (thirteen years ago)
Drug Money Art, winner
http://us.asos.com/Drug-Money-Art/Drug-Money-Art-Im-Losing-Focus-Tee/Prod/pgeproduct.aspx?iid=2459280&cid=4167&Rf-300=1946&sh=0&pge=4&pgesize=20&sort=-1&clr=White
http://images.asos-media.com/inv/media/0/8/2/9/2459280/image4xl.jpg
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 16 February 2013 22:18 (thirteen years ago)
http://i987.photobucket.com/albums/ae360/etremeimprint/d1/7047.jpg
― how's life, Saturday, 16 February 2013 22:46 (thirteen years ago)
Pretty sure the girls in Spring Breakers actually wore this (mentioned in this thread!), if not something very similar to it, during the film: http://www.urbanoutfitters.com/urban/catalog/productdetail.jsp?id=26596452&parentid=W_NEWARRIVALS&cm_mmc=Performics-_-Affiliates-_-Skimlinks-_-Urban%20Outfitters%20Shop%20Apartment&clickid=0004d90123cc2dbc0ae0b582ea006bc9
― ☠ ☃ ☠ (mh), Thursday, 28 March 2013 19:28 (twelve years ago)
oh shit they did too
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 28 March 2013 19:33 (twelve years ago)
but idk if it was the tiger one or not
will need to confirm