MOVIE 43: this is guaranteed to be hot garbage, right

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Solange Knowles is my hero (DJP), Friday, 11 January 2013 17:46 (thirteen years ago)

Cast

The film features a large ensemble cast

Hugh Jackman
Emma Stone as Ellen Malloy
Chloë Grace Moretz
Gerard Butler as Chaun
Elizabeth Banks
Kristen Bell as Supergirl
Naomi Watts
Chris Pratt as Jason
Kate Winslet as Juliet Hulme
Anna Faris as Vanessa
Halle Berry
Richard Gere as Boss
Josh Duhamel
Uma Thurman as Lois Lane
Christopher Mintz-Plasse
Patrick Warburton
Seann William Scott
Liev Schreiber
Justin Long as Robin
Kieran Culkin
Kate Bosworth as Arlene
Jason Sudeikis as Batman
Leslie Bibb as Wonder Woman
Bobby Cannavale as Superman
Terrence Howard
Tony Shalhoub
Johnny Knoxville
Jack McBrayer as Brian
Jimmy Bennett
Matt Walsh as Amanda's Dad
Stephen Merchant as Donald
Emily Alyn Lind as Birthday Girl
Jeremy Allen White as Kevin Metzger
Martin Klebba as Killer Chaun
Aasif Mandvi as Asif
Julie Ann Emery as Claire
Beth Littleford as Mrs. Cutler
Mark L. Young as Calvin
Nate Hartley as Stevie Schraeder
John Hodgman as The Penguin
Julie Claire as Pam

Solange Knowles is my hero (DJP), Friday, 11 January 2013 17:47 (thirteen years ago)

if you're going to brag about the biggest cast ever assembled the first name at the top that I see shouldn't be Justin long

christmas candy bar (al leong), Friday, 11 January 2013 17:48 (thirteen years ago)

Hugh Jackman is listed first on all cast lists on that link....?

HAPPY BDAY TOOTS (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 11 January 2013 17:49 (thirteen years ago)

It will star one of the biggest ensemble casts ever in film[1], with Hugh Jackman, Emma Stone, Chloë Grace Moretz, Gerard Butler, Elizabeth Banks, Kristen Bell and Naomi Watts.

HAPPY BDAY TOOTS (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 11 January 2013 17:50 (thirteen years ago)

Kristen Bell as Supergirl
Uma Thurman as Lois Lane
Justin Long as Robin
Jason Sudeikis as Batman
Leslie Bibb as Wonder Woman
Bobby Cannavale as Superman
John Hodgman as The Penguin

this is all very, very concerning

Solange Knowles is my hero (DJP), Friday, 11 January 2013 17:50 (thirteen years ago)

the poster I mean

christmas candy bar (al leong), Friday, 11 January 2013 17:51 (thirteen years ago)

Directed by
Peter Farrelly
Elizabeth Banks
Steven Brill
Steve Carr
Rusty Cundieff
James Duffy
Griffin Dunne
Patrik Forsberg
James Gunn
Bob Odenkirk
Brett Ratner
Jonathan van Tulleken

Mordy, Friday, 11 January 2013 17:52 (thirteen years ago)

most directed movie ever too

Mordy, Friday, 11 January 2013 17:52 (thirteen years ago)

MOVIE 42 was Epic Movie, correct?

frogbs, Friday, 11 January 2013 17:57 (thirteen years ago)

it's basically just an anthology of unconnected sketches, right? not sure why they'd even put this in theaters instead of just throwing it on HBO as a 'funny or die' thing or something like that.

trey songza (some dude), Friday, 11 January 2013 18:01 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WqzeWiQAFq8

just sayin, Friday, 11 January 2013 18:06 (thirteen years ago)

Based on the long preview I would be really impressed if they manage even a halfway coherent plotline out of this

frogbs, Friday, 11 January 2013 18:07 (thirteen years ago)

right, cos that's clearly what they're going for

NINO CARTER, Friday, 11 January 2013 18:07 (thirteen years ago)

I guess every generation needs its own Amazon Women on the Moon.

Johnny Fever, Friday, 11 January 2013 18:10 (thirteen years ago)

i'd say a movie like Super Troopers is a good model for how to build a plotline into a movie that just wants to be a series of sketches. it is possible

frogbs, Friday, 11 January 2013 18:10 (thirteen years ago)

Super Troopers has a small core cast and a plot that runs through the whole movie, with lots of comedic tangents. does this look like that to you?

trey songza (some dude), Friday, 11 January 2013 18:12 (thirteen years ago)

It's clearly in the vein of Kentucky Fried Movie and Amazon Women. Super Troopers is a delight, but not at all like this.

Johnny Fever, Friday, 11 January 2013 18:13 (thirteen years ago)

the one thing i remember from the preview is that halle berry sticks something in her vagina while in a restaurant

J0rdan S., Friday, 11 January 2013 18:13 (thirteen years ago)

okay that did not make it into the television edit of the trailer

Solange Knowles is my hero (DJP), Friday, 11 January 2013 18:16 (thirteen years ago)

"French fries, ma'am?"

Ned Raggett, Friday, 11 January 2013 18:17 (thirteen years ago)

i saw it on TV last night! on cable tho

J0rdan S., Friday, 11 January 2013 18:17 (thirteen years ago)

TBS continues to break ground

Solange Knowles is my hero (DJP), Friday, 11 January 2013 18:20 (thirteen years ago)

Yeah, I think it aired during Colbert last night.

Johnny Fever, Friday, 11 January 2013 18:20 (thirteen years ago)

Kinda wish they had gone for It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World 2, but Kentucky Fried Movie 2 has its appeal too.

aloo mutter, aloo fatter (WilliamC), Friday, 11 January 2013 18:20 (thirteen years ago)

i'm kind of curious about the economics of something like this, or even the Valentine's Day/New Year's Eve type movies. i guess you can get dozens of actors who command a 7 figure salary to do a couple days of shooting each for relatively cheap? for a project that might be fun but has relatively little prestige or box office potential?

trey songza (some dude), Friday, 11 January 2013 18:21 (thirteen years ago)

Stars probably take the gamble that it will do well on ppv and dvd.

Johnny Fever, Friday, 11 January 2013 18:23 (thirteen years ago)

The gross for "New Year's Eve" was almost triple its budget and everything about it was a hot tranny mess

Solange Knowles is my hero (DJP), Friday, 11 January 2013 18:23 (thirteen years ago)

I kinda want to see it.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Friday, 11 January 2013 18:24 (thirteen years ago)

I will never not laugh at Johnny Knoxville taking a shot to the balls.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Friday, 11 January 2013 18:25 (thirteen years ago)

not sure if the audience for a cavalcade of stars proving they're not afraid to say "butthole" 900 times is as big as the audience for a cavalcade of stars falling in love.

da croupier, Friday, 11 January 2013 18:34 (thirteen years ago)

djp that is disrespectful to trannies

trey songza (some dude), Friday, 11 January 2013 18:35 (thirteen years ago)

though hey one of my favorite movies is The Ten so I guess I can't throw stones

da croupier, Friday, 11 January 2013 18:36 (thirteen years ago)

NYE is prob not a great comparison point. but i mean almost any of these folks, if they're dying to work for less than a week on something silly and R-rated, could go host SNL or book a guest spot on an Adult Swim show or do a Funny or Die viral video. that they're just throwing up their hands and calling this "movie 43" suggests turning any kind of profit, on DVD or otherwise, is not a major ambition.

trey songza (some dude), Friday, 11 January 2013 18:37 (thirteen years ago)

wikipedia says this was shot in 2010, so i assume they've been letting it age like fine wine

da croupier, Friday, 11 January 2013 18:39 (thirteen years ago)

i wonder if they just spent two and a half years cycling through the first 42 working titles

trey songza (some dude), Friday, 11 January 2013 18:41 (thirteen years ago)

according to Wikipedia they started in 2010 but it took several years to shoot because of everyone's schedules

Solange Knowles is my hero (DJP), Friday, 11 January 2013 18:42 (thirteen years ago)

I remember seeing a web trailer for this maybe as far back as a year ago.

Johnny Fever, Friday, 11 January 2013 18:42 (thirteen years ago)

according to Wikipedia they started in 2010 but it took several years to shoot because of everyone's schedules

ah, should have scrolled down.

all the same...a movie that's not afraid to offend from the directors of Mr. Deeds, Paul Blart: Mall Cop, Tales From The Hood, Practical Magic, Super, The Brothers Solomon, and Tower Heist

da croupier, Friday, 11 January 2013 18:45 (thirteen years ago)

the most offensive thing about Tower Heist was how non-offensive it was

Solange Knowles is my hero (DJP), Friday, 11 January 2013 18:46 (thirteen years ago)

cool that elizabeth banks is getting into directing, though

trey songza (some dude), Friday, 11 January 2013 18:47 (thirteen years ago)

ha yeah I noticed that too

Solange Knowles is my hero (DJP), Friday, 11 January 2013 18:47 (thirteen years ago)

just gonna assume she directed Halle putting things into her vagina regardless of any scurrilous info on that Wikipedia page

Solange Knowles is my hero (DJP), Friday, 11 January 2013 18:48 (thirteen years ago)

my guess is two good bits and a lot of "YES DOCTOR I SAID MY GENITALS" "WITH A <ethnicity to be decided upon later>???"

xpost!

da croupier, Friday, 11 January 2013 18:49 (thirteen years ago)

So this will probably be The Underground Comedy Movie for a new decade?

The Devils of Loudoun County (j.lu), Friday, 11 January 2013 18:52 (thirteen years ago)

i mean, i loved Kentucky Fried Movie when I wasnt old enough to rent Kentucky Fried Movie on VHS but not old enough to see it in the theater. I have no idea why this isnt going right to DVD considering its prime audience is like 15 yos

lol cassidy fan club (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 11 January 2013 18:55 (thirteen years ago)

*WAS old enough to rent

lol cassidy fan club (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 11 January 2013 18:56 (thirteen years ago)

should also be noted that kentucky fried movie and the ten were both a bunch of sketches by one comedy team, not from 12 directors and 15 writers

da croupier, Friday, 11 January 2013 18:57 (thirteen years ago)

also, like theres this whole new generation of things that are "more dirty than funny" like the billy eichner subway posters that say GET QUIZZED IN THE FACE

lol cassidy fan club (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 11 January 2013 18:58 (thirteen years ago)

production-wise this is really more of an anthology like New York, I Love You

da croupier, Friday, 11 January 2013 18:59 (thirteen years ago)

So this will probably be The Underground Comedy Movie for a new decade?

god I hope not

Solange Knowles is my hero (DJP), Friday, 11 January 2013 18:59 (thirteen years ago)

if this was coming out the pre-Shallow Hal Farrelly Bros days, ILX would be fyucking psyched about this

lol cassidy fan club (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 11 January 2013 19:02 (thirteen years ago)

that is a not-insignificant qualifier there

Solange Knowles is my hero (DJP), Friday, 11 January 2013 19:02 (thirteen years ago)

that'd be impressive considering shallow hal was 2001

da croupier, Friday, 11 January 2013 19:03 (thirteen years ago)

trying to imagine a bunch of freaky trigger writers and readers christening a forum with "MOVIE 43 WOOOOOOOO"

da croupier, Friday, 11 January 2013 19:03 (thirteen years ago)

ah yes, i remember those early days of ILX when Me, Myself & Irene was a cornerstone of the board's comedy canon

trey songza (some dude), Friday, 11 January 2013 19:04 (thirteen years ago)

every time i read this thread title i keep thinking Hot Garbage would be a totally awesome name for this film

NINO CARTER, Friday, 11 January 2013 19:05 (thirteen years ago)

leave it to the boards two onion a/v club stans to break down a "i remember when people in our general circle had goodwill towards the farrely brothers" post into a feverish blend of wikipedia sleuthing, sad pedantry, and Freak Trigger fan fiction. Good work, guys!

lol cassidy fan club (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 11 January 2013 19:06 (thirteen years ago)

I can definitely imagine a younger whiney being psyched about this with "Falling Away From Me" playing in the background

da croupier, Friday, 11 January 2013 19:07 (thirteen years ago)

tell me more about "Freak Trigger" *opens notepad*

Solange Knowles is my hero (DJP), Friday, 11 January 2013 19:09 (thirteen years ago)

whiney you're always pulling this "we all used to love adam sandler movies, admit it" shit, speak for yourself son

trey songza (some dude), Friday, 11 January 2013 19:09 (thirteen years ago)

man use Word, get with the now

xpost

NINO CARTER, Friday, 11 January 2013 19:10 (thirteen years ago)

hey I still love Billy Madison xpost

NINO CARTER, Friday, 11 January 2013 19:10 (thirteen years ago)

if you never fucked with dumb and dumber the problem is not with me, breh

lol cassidy fan club (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 11 January 2013 19:12 (thirteen years ago)

i fucked with dumb and dumber but if i also know pedantic clowns in their early 30s is but a subset of a terrarium that is ilx

da croupier, Friday, 11 January 2013 19:13 (thirteen years ago)

i love Dumb & Dumber! that movie was already pretty well in the rearview mirror by 2001 though.

trey songza (some dude), Friday, 11 January 2013 19:14 (thirteen years ago)

damn Micc-Daddy with two solid parries back to back

NINO CARTER, Friday, 11 January 2013 19:14 (thirteen years ago)

sorry, some dude. i should have asummed a guy who spent the 90s riding for They Might Be Giants and Soul Coughing must have jumped right to the Kieślowski trilogy, by bad

lol cassidy fan club (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 11 January 2013 19:14 (thirteen years ago)

you just described jjjusten

Solange Knowles is my hero (DJP), Friday, 11 January 2013 19:15 (thirteen years ago)

maybe there's a 300-post "anticipate OSMOSIS JONES with me" thread i missed

trey songza (some dude), Friday, 11 January 2013 19:15 (thirteen years ago)

holy fuck this is the Agassi - Sampras of meta-insult thread derails

NINO CARTER, Friday, 11 January 2013 19:17 (thirteen years ago)

haha i still don't know who nino carter is

trey songza (some dude), Friday, 11 January 2013 19:18 (thirteen years ago)

BJO

Solange Knowles is my hero (DJP), Friday, 11 January 2013 19:18 (thirteen years ago)

Super Troopers has a small core cast and a plot that runs through the whole movie, with lots of comedic tangents. does this look like that to you?

all I was trying to say is that when it comes to movies that are really just a series of sketches, Super Troopers was the only one I can think of right now that really make it work because the plot was in the movie enough to be coherent but didn't require an unfunny 10-15 minute stretch to work things out (even Office Space was guilty of this). I don't think MOVIE 43 will resemble this, at all

by the way, I remember reading that Epic Movie grossed over four times its budget, so expect a lot of these movies in the following decade. at least this one doesn't seem to be stuffed with pop culture references that are dated by the time the thing hits the theatres!

frogbs, Friday, 11 January 2013 19:22 (thirteen years ago)

the point some dude was making is that there is no overarching plot to this movie

Solange Knowles is my hero (DJP), Friday, 11 January 2013 19:23 (thirteen years ago)

also I just noticed this: Aasif Mandvi as Asif

lol

Solange Knowles is my hero (DJP), Friday, 11 January 2013 19:23 (thirteen years ago)

also Super Troopers was awesome and I'm betting this one...won't be.

some dude otm as well.

NINO CARTER, Friday, 11 January 2013 19:24 (thirteen years ago)

Super Troopers is not "really just a series of sketches," any more than like 80% of comedies released are these days

trey songza (some dude), Friday, 11 January 2013 19:25 (thirteen years ago)

i mean it's basically Ghostbusters on the plot vs. disconnected tangents scale

trey songza (some dude), Friday, 11 January 2013 19:26 (thirteen years ago)

yeah I mean it's not like it doesn't have one very clear narrative throughout ("omg our police dept will be shut down, UNLESS....").

it doesn't look anything like stitched together vignettes, so no idea what david frogsby is on about

NINO CARTER, Friday, 11 January 2013 19:27 (thirteen years ago)

cuz there's not really a single stretch in that movie that isn't funny, because they have the characters talking about story while other things are happening (like the scene where Mac is wearing the bulletproof cup), a lot of comedies just don't do that

really my point is that I'd rather we talk about super troopers than this "underground comedy movie" wannabe

frogbs, Friday, 11 January 2013 19:36 (thirteen years ago)

also as bad as "underground" was it did give us Vince Offer which is a plus

frogbs, Friday, 11 January 2013 19:36 (thirteen years ago)

by the way, I remember reading that Epic Movie grossed over four times its budget, so expect a lot of these movies in the following decade. at least this one doesn't seem to be stuffed with pop culture references that are dated by the time the thing hits the theatres!

this already happened and most of the stuff flopped--Friedberg/Seltzer alone had three movies like that after it, and two of em tanked, let alone the "Dance Flick" shit from the Wayans brothers

one bish two bish red bish blue bish (fadanuf4erybody), Friday, 11 January 2013 19:51 (thirteen years ago)

yeah the "expect a lot of these in the following decade" was a fair statement when epic movie came out almost six years ago

i may have said this elsewhere on ilx but my college girlfriend told me about how she enjoyed super troopers not long after we broke up, and the idea of her watching some silly movie without me got worked up in my head, and i'd get weirdly upset whenever someone would say "hey you wanna check out super troopers?" which happened more than a few times when visiting a video store in around 2003. finally saw it years later and got bored after 30 or so minutes (which is weird since i really like club dread) but anyway NO WE CAN NOT TALK ABOUT SUPER TROOPERS DON'T ASK WHY JUST LET IT GO

da croupier, Friday, 11 January 2013 19:54 (thirteen years ago)

hahaha

trey songza (some dude), Friday, 11 January 2013 19:57 (thirteen years ago)

even Dance Flick turned a profit. it's not like they have even a medium budget.

also holy shit @ epic movie being six years old

frogbs, Friday, 11 January 2013 20:03 (thirteen years ago)

lol right after i posted i remembered the Wayans have the Paranormal Activity spoof coming out today, so I guess I can't underestimate how cheap/profitable these things are

one bish two bish red bish blue bish (fadanuf4erybody), Friday, 11 January 2013 20:40 (thirteen years ago)

i would thiiiink shit becomes less profitable when you pay 12 directors to make 12 short films starring a ton of stars, rather than have one director make one film with zero stars, but it's possible all these celebs worked for scale for the chance to talk about poopie and whatnot

da croupier, Friday, 11 January 2013 20:50 (thirteen years ago)

i feel like a cast like this is assembled as a result of increasingly absurd studio demands. "mintz-plasse or the project is dead!"

christmas candy bar (al leong), Friday, 11 January 2013 20:53 (thirteen years ago)

also this is one of those movies that tends to shock everyone by grossing $120 million. i'm interested though I really do not ever want to see it.

frogbs, Friday, 11 January 2013 21:15 (thirteen years ago)

IMO they should have gotten Clooney, Pitt and Damon into the mix and made it Ocean's 43.

Already have a tagline: "Stealing from the Casino is easy... when the whole Casino is in on it!"

Frobisher the (Viceroy), Friday, 11 January 2013 21:22 (thirteen years ago)

has there ever been a hit anthology movie? like actual blockbuster hit?

da croupier, Friday, 11 January 2013 21:23 (thirteen years ago)

not some new years eve/mad mad world thing, but a bunch of little short films

da croupier, Friday, 11 January 2013 21:24 (thirteen years ago)

I just can't believe that not one, but two fucking Paranormal Activity spoofs are coming out

NINO CARTER, Friday, 11 January 2013 21:25 (thirteen years ago)

I don't think Thirty Two Short Films About Glenn Gould is a blockbuster hit but it received huge critical acclaim and I'm sure turned a profit.

Frobisher the (Viceroy), Friday, 11 January 2013 21:26 (thirteen years ago)

oddly enough that was also the work of one creative team, like the ten and kentucky fried

da croupier, Friday, 11 January 2013 21:28 (thirteen years ago)

I wonder how much of the movie is the basketball joke?

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 11 January 2013 21:33 (thirteen years ago)

has there ever been a hit anthology movie? like actual blockbuster hit?

― da croupier, Friday, January 11, 2013 4:23 PM (22 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Fantasia?

lol cassidy fan club (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 11 January 2013 21:48 (thirteen years ago)

good catch! didn't think of that.

da croupier, Friday, 11 January 2013 21:50 (thirteen years ago)

Fantasia was sort of a flop when first released

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 11 January 2013 21:54 (thirteen years ago)

It didn't make a profit until nearly 30 years after initial release.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fantasia_%28film%29#Theatrical_runs

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 11 January 2013 21:55 (thirteen years ago)

The film was shot in 2010 and is set to be released by Relativity Media on January 25, 2013.[2]

Chief Duff (Eazy), Friday, 11 January 2013 21:58 (thirteen years ago)

Creepshow was a hit, wasn't it? Twilight Zone too, maybe?

Chief Duff (Eazy), Friday, 11 January 2013 21:59 (thirteen years ago)

It didn't make a profit until nearly 30 years after initial release.

If they manage to squeak out a profit in theaters i hope they put "BIGGER THAN FANTASIA!*" on the blu-ray box

creepshow did indeed turn a profit (though oddly enough one creative team again), twilight zone was a genuine multi-team anthology and turned a profit but apparently underwhelmed considering landis and spielberg were usually doing way bigger numbers

da croupier, Friday, 11 January 2013 22:02 (thirteen years ago)

new york stories flopped, though

da croupier, Friday, 11 January 2013 22:03 (thirteen years ago)

Paris Je T'aime

Budget $13 million[3]
Box office $17,471,727[4]

Chief Duff (Eazy), Friday, 11 January 2013 22:10 (thirteen years ago)

Monty python's meaning of life
Budget: $9m
Gross:$18,099,522

give me back my 200 dollars (NotEnough), Friday, 11 January 2013 22:27 (thirteen years ago)

hey, the return of rusty cundieff

turds (Hungry4Ass), Friday, 11 January 2013 22:30 (thirteen years ago)

HEY
GET ON OFF YOUR ASS
IT'S THE "REAGAN WAS A DICKHEAD" TOUR

NINO CARTER, Friday, 11 January 2013 22:31 (thirteen years ago)

the homeschooling sketch is the only one in this i'd want to watch

turds (Hungry4Ass), Friday, 11 January 2013 22:35 (thirteen years ago)

Were Woody's "Everything You Wanted To Know About Sex" or Neil Simon's "California Suite" considered anthologies?

Faster than food (Myonga Vön Bontee), Friday, 11 January 2013 22:46 (thirteen years ago)

man i would love it if our generation actually got a 'Kentucky Fried Movie'

vagina the escape G.O.A.T. (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 22 January 2013 05:21 (thirteen years ago)

So I just discovered that I know two of the screenwriters of this movie.

jaymc, Tuesday, 22 January 2013 06:20 (thirteen years ago)

Others weren’t so affable. In fact, some stars hedged: Gere, a friend of Wessler’s, said yes — though he wouldn’t be available for more than a year.

Wessler waited him out. He thought the idea was too good: Gere plays a Steve Jobs-like character whose company is producing an “iBabe” — a naked woman in a box with a malfunctioning port. “His executive staff is trying to explain to him that this product is cutting off boys’ penises,” Wessler says, “and he just doesn’t get it. He cannot figure out why boys are putting their penises in it.”

da croupier, Tuesday, 22 January 2013 06:41 (thirteen years ago)

this is gonna be ~goooooood~

zero dark (s1ocki), Tuesday, 22 January 2013 06:48 (thirteen years ago)

So I don't want to read this thread; can someone summarize whether it is okay for me to see this movie, and if I do, whether I'm allowed to laugh at it? Thanks in advance.

(panda) (gun) (wrapped gift) (silby), Tuesday, 22 January 2013 06:53 (thirteen years ago)

The Wikipedia page alleges this as a credit:

Michael Wilbon as Human Buttplug

I have doubts.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 22 January 2013 06:54 (thirteen years ago)

why didn't they just write "as himself"

pun lovin criminal (polyphonic), Tuesday, 22 January 2013 06:56 (thirteen years ago)

I laughed like 6 times at the trailer, don't get the hate

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 22 January 2013 06:56 (thirteen years ago)

i want to go see this with Morbs

vagina the escape G.O.A.T. (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 22 January 2013 13:46 (thirteen years ago)

This is how At the Movies should be re-booted.

Ulna (Nicole), Tuesday, 22 January 2013 13:49 (thirteen years ago)

morbs is either going to like it or make some comment about how he'd rather watch this than some quentin tarantino movie

zero dark (s1ocki), Tuesday, 22 January 2013 15:19 (thirteen years ago)

so this movie was made for only $6 million apparently, and has already made a tidy profit in Russia. It also opened to a higher per screen average than Zero Dark Thirty in the UK this weekend.

danzig, Tuesday, 29 January 2013 23:02 (thirteen years ago)

lol Wikipedia:

Movie 43 is a 2013 American "comedy" film [citation needed]

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 29 January 2013 23:06 (thirteen years ago)

This movie is awful, but I laughed a bunch. People seem apoplectic about this fairly harmless thing (which isn't particularly cynical, and is rarely cruel - just dumb), when surely it's a GOOD thing that a studio threw down for a wide-release film that cost $6m and isn't based on a friggin' videogame/superhero or an '80s reboot. Anyway, yeah - it's worth the price of admission for the Rusty Cundieff skit. Lots of fun.

Walter Galt, Tuesday, 29 January 2013 23:31 (thirteen years ago)

One of two 0-star reviews on Slant in the last week.

You'd have better luck getting me to watch Les Miz

saltwater incursion (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 30 January 2013 15:49 (thirteen years ago)

the more terrible reviews this gets the more i want to defend it. Of course that would require actually watching it, which i'm not yet willing to do

Number None, Wednesday, 30 January 2013 15:57 (thirteen years ago)

http://www.guardian.co.uk/film/2013/jan/29/movie-43-hollywood-humiliation

Gukbe, Wednesday, 30 January 2013 16:04 (thirteen years ago)

crazy that this really terrible-looking movie ended up being bad!!!

zero dark (s1ocki), Wednesday, 30 January 2013 16:10 (thirteen years ago)

haha

Bel-Air the Fresh Prince, sitting in a chair (DJP), Wednesday, 30 January 2013 16:10 (thirteen years ago)

there's something magical about movies described as the "worst of all time". i'll def be checking this out.

Spectrum, Wednesday, 30 January 2013 16:18 (thirteen years ago)

It doesn't seem spectacularly bad to me, just dumb jokes that don't seem to work.

Ulna (Nicole), Wednesday, 30 January 2013 16:20 (thirteen years ago)

just started reading the AV Club review, poor Anna Faris

Bel-Air the Fresh Prince, sitting in a chair (DJP), Wednesday, 30 January 2013 16:21 (thirteen years ago)

Yeah, I feel "worst of all time" fascination would have to be something special, not a collection of unfunny collegehumor skits. I imagine this is just queasily dull like Sex Lives of this Potato Men.

Gukbe, Wednesday, 30 January 2013 16:23 (thirteen years ago)

Well, does it feature Adrian Chiles?

Mark G, Wednesday, 30 January 2013 16:24 (thirteen years ago)

This movie has some funny gags in it. People celebrating this as 'the worst movie ever!' don't actually watch or care about movies.

She Got the Shakes, Wednesday, 30 January 2013 23:25 (thirteen years ago)

Mostly people seem to be thinking it's horrible and wishing they hadn't seen it tho, not "celebrating" its awfulness exactly

albvivertine, Thursday, 31 January 2013 03:40 (thirteen years ago)

wait so does chris pratt get naked in this? that's the only thing that could motivate me to see this

d'eejban (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 31 January 2013 04:10 (thirteen years ago)

Tampax
Directed by Patrik Forsberg
Two women use, discuss, favor, and argue about tampax

buzza, Thursday, 31 January 2013 04:15 (thirteen years ago)

poor griffin dunne

buzza, Thursday, 31 January 2013 04:16 (thirteen years ago)

tampax is the name of their dog.

Mark G, Thursday, 31 January 2013 09:37 (thirteen years ago)

Weird fact from the Guardian story: it's made back its $6m budget from Russian box office alone.

Deafening silence (DL), Thursday, 31 January 2013 11:17 (thirteen years ago)

yeah, I bet the rooskies are just eating this up.

that futterwacken you like is back in style (how's life), Thursday, 31 January 2013 11:38 (thirteen years ago)

coprophilia is so hot right now

maura, Thursday, 31 January 2013 14:42 (thirteen years ago)

In mother russia, poop eats YOU!

that futterwacken you like is back in style (how's life), Thursday, 31 January 2013 14:43 (thirteen years ago)

it's funny how they're going out of their way to point out the movie wasn't a money-loser, when what that means is a bunch of successful actors appeared in skits about poopie for no money

da croupier, Thursday, 31 January 2013 14:51 (thirteen years ago)

poor griffin dunne
― buzza, Thursday, January 31, 2013 4:16 AM (10 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

He seems to be doing alright. It was nice to see him in one of the last Girls episodes.

His skit is by far the weirdest in the movie, and certainly the most tonally different. It looks great (though there is an extended shot of Emma Stone that might be more out of focus than anything I've ever seen in a major movie. Like, maybe she just dropped in for a single take and bailed).

He's a veteran of the sketch anthology movie, too, having appeared in Amazon Women on the Moon (which this movie most closely resembles) in '87.

Walter Galt, Thursday, 31 January 2013 14:56 (thirteen years ago)

i'd like to think this movie might have cost that dude who produces farrelly bros movies a little social capital on top of the $6m

da croupier, Thursday, 31 January 2013 14:58 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.asiabooks.com/images_books/9780977507078_C0_S.jpg

Mark G, Thursday, 31 January 2013 15:04 (thirteen years ago)

Unrated version on DVD is gonna blow this out of the water

Whiney G. Weingarten, Thursday, 31 January 2013 15:51 (thirteen years ago)

Just waiting on the porn parody Movie 69

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 31 January 2013 15:57 (thirteen years ago)

Also this film vs

http://www.avclub.com/articles/the-surreally-incompetent-not-another-not-another,91699/

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 31 January 2013 15:58 (thirteen years ago)

On the plus side, I've just found out there's going to be a Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs 2.

Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 31 January 2013 16:16 (thirteen years ago)

eight months pass...

now on netflix instant!

ACA: not bad, needs more death panels (jjjusten), Thursday, 10 October 2013 21:27 (twelve years ago)

Somebody else watch it so we can discuss its glory

ACA: not bad, needs more death panels (jjjusten), Friday, 11 October 2013 02:42 (twelve years ago)

three weeks pass...

This wasn't the worst thing.

obie stompin' moby (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 3 November 2013 23:38 (twelve years ago)

Yeah, there's a handful of funny sketches in this.

Walter Galt, Monday, 4 November 2013 00:19 (twelve years ago)

Seriously all the harry knowles wannabes just raring to try out their best "It was like Princess Di crashing a turd into a wet Hitlerbortion" lines before entering the theater

obie stompin' moby (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 4 November 2013 15:20 (twelve years ago)

JB Smoove, Jason Sudekis, and Terrence Howard were downright hilarious in this, fuck the haters

obie stompin' moby (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 4 November 2013 15:21 (twelve years ago)

I've got your back on this. I just realized I had previously said:

This movie is awful, but I laughed a bunch. People seem apoplectic about this fairly harmless thing (which isn't particularly cynical, and is rarely cruel - just dumb), when surely it's a GOOD thing that a studio threw down for a wide-release film that cost $6m and isn't based on a friggin' videogame/superhero or an '80s reboot. Anyway, yeah - it's worth the price of admission for the Rusty Cundieff skit. Lots of fun.
― Walter Galt, Tuesday, January 29, 2013 11:31 PM (9 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

and

(Griffin Dunne) seems to be doing alright. It was nice to see him in one of the last Girls episodes.

His skit is by far the weirdest in the movie, and certainly the most tonally different. It looks great (though there is an extended shot of Emma Stone that might be more out of focus than anything I've ever seen in a major movie. Like, maybe she just dropped in for a single take and bailed).

He's a veteran of the sketch anthology movie, too, having appeared in Amazon Women on the Moon (which this movie most closely resembles) in '87.
― Walter Galt, Thursday, January 31, 2013 2:56 PM (9 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Walter Galt, Monday, 4 November 2013 16:11 (twelve years ago)

one month passes...

this was kinda fascinating

My Chief Keef Keef (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 4 December 2013 19:01 (twelve years ago)

just like how on earth did this even happen?

My Chief Keef Keef (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 4 December 2013 19:02 (twelve years ago)

wiki on this is p revealing

Development

Wessler first came up with the idea for an outrageous comedy made up of several short films in the early 2000s. "It's like Funny or Die, only if you could go crazy," judged Farrelly, "because with Funny or Die, there are certain limits. And we just wanted to do that kind of short and go much further than that." Charlie Wessler affirmed that he "wanted to make a Kentucky Fried Movie for the modern age".[5]

Wessler then recruited three pairs of directors—Trey Parker and Matt Stone, Peter and Bobby Farrelly, and David and Jerry Zucker—to sign on to write and direct one-third of the project each. He then began working out a deal with a studio for the project, but the project did not stick. "They ended up calling me about a month after we started negotiating the deal and said 'we can't do it' because they had political pressure to not make R-rated movies that were marketed to teenagers," claimed Wessler. He then went to multiple other studios, but, according to Wessler, "no one could understand what [he] was trying to do".[6]

In 2009, Peter Farrelly and producer John Penotti took their pitch—along with about 60 scripts for the vignettes—to Relativity Media. At that meeting, Wessler, Penotti, and Farrelly presented one short that they already had shot, starring Kate Winslet as a woman going on a blind date with a seemingly successful and handsome Hugh Jackman. "They just looked at me and said, 'Go for it,'" Wessler told The Hollywood Reporter. "It takes a lot of balls to make something that is not conventional." Relativity funded a mere $6 million for the film, but no other studio would sign on. "Other potential backers", Farrelly revealed, "didn't believe it could happen—a movie with Kate Winslet for $6 million?"[6]

The film officially began shooting in March 2010, but due to its large cast, producer/director Farrelly told Entertainment Weekly that "This movie was made over four years, and they just had to wait for a year or two years for different actors. They would shoot for a week, and shut down for several months. Same thing with the directors. It was the type of movie you could come back to." Shortly before principal photography, writers Parker, Stone, and David and Jerry Zucker backed out of the project.[7]

The film ended up with 13 directors and 19 writers tied to it, each one co-writing and directing different segments of the sixteen different storylines.[8] Farrelly directed the parts of the movie with Halle Berry and Kate Winslet.[6][7][9]
Casting and filming

Wessler spent years recruiting actors for the film. Many turned down the project because they were asked to work for scale. "Most agents would avoid me because they knew what I wanted to do—what agent wants to book their big client in a no pay, $800-a-day, two-day shoot?" he said. "The truth is, I had a lot of friends who were in this movie. And if they didn't say yes, this movie wouldn't have gotten made." In the end, most of the actors were willing to take part because the film only required a few days of their time and often allowed them to play a character outside of their wheelhouse.[6]

Hugh Jackman was the first actor Wessler cast. He met the star at a wedding and then called him some time later and pitched him the short. Jackman read the script and agreed to be a part of the film. "He called me back I think 24 hours later and said, 'Yeah I wanna do this,' which I think is, quite frankly, incredibly ballsy. Because you could be made a fool of, or you could look silly, and there will be people who say, 'That's crazy; he should never have done it.'"[6]

After talking to the multiple agents of Kate Winslet, she eventually agreed to take part. The Winslet-Jackman sketch was shot shortly after, and became the reel to attract other A-list stars.[6]

John Hodgman, who plays opposite Justin Long in one sketch, signed on with no knowledge of the project. Long, Hodgman's co-star in the long-running series of Apple's commercials, asked him what the project was, and he then signed on, without still knowing too much. Hodgman said, "I got an e-mail from Justin that said, 'I'm going to be dressing up as Robin again. Do you want to dress up as the Penguin?' And I said yes. Without even realizing cameras would be involved, or that it would be a movie."[6]

Others were not so affable. In fact, some stars hedged: Richard Gere, a friend of Wessler's, said yes—but also said he would not be available for more than a year. So Wessler waited him out, convinced his sketch was good. Gere eventually called Wessler and told him he was free to shoot, on just a couple of conditions: They had to do it in four days, and they needed to relocate the shoot from Los Angeles to New York.[6]

"They clearly wanted out!" judged Farrelly. "But we wouldn't let them. The strategy was simple: 'Wait for them. Shoot when they want to shoot. Guilt them to death.' It didn't work on everyone." Colin Farrell initially agreed to be in the Butler leprechaun sketch—as Butler's brother, also a leprechaun—but then he backed out and Gerard Butler did the sketch by himself. Farrelly said that when he approached George Clooney about playing himself in a sketch (the gag was that Clooney is bad at picking up women), Clooney told him "No fucking way."[6] There were to be two sketches written and directed by Bob Odenkirk; one that starred Anton Yelchin as a necrophiliac who worked at a morgue and had sex with the dead female bodies that was shown at a test screening of the film, and another starring Julianne Moore and Tony Shalhoub as a married couple being interviewed by a detective about their missing daughter. Both sketches were cut out of the final film.[10] Producer John Penotti said that the sketches would be seen on the DVD and Blu-ray Disc releases of the film.[6]

Because the filmmakers worked around the stars' schedules, the filming of the whole movie took several years. While so many A-list actors were on board, most were not completely aware of what other sketches would be included in the film, which features 13 vignettes tied together by a story of a mad screenwriter (Dennis Quaid) pitching ideas to a movie producer (Greg Kinnear). Penotti said many of the actors did not ask many questions about what else was going on in the film. "They were attracted to their script, and as long as that tickled their funnybone, that was enough," he revealed.[6][11]

christmas candy bar (al leong), Wednesday, 4 December 2013 19:07 (twelve years ago)

the story of the making of the movie interests me SO much more than the movie itself

wondering if I would have wanted to watch it any more if the Zuckers and Parker/Stone were still on board (secret answer: YES)

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 4 December 2013 22:58 (twelve years ago)

almost half of these are up to the level of "snl sketch after weekend update" (fwiw) but the ratio feels even worse because of the bracketing story.

da croupier, Wednesday, 18 December 2013 08:57 (twelve years ago)


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