POPE TO RESIGN WTF?

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http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/religion/the-pope/9862194/Pope-Benedict-XVI-to-resign.html

Alba, Monday, 11 February 2013 11:02 (twelve years ago)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Papal_resignation

first to resign in NEARLY 600 YEARS omg

lex pretend, Monday, 11 February 2013 11:04 (twelve years ago)

The best known example of the resignation of a Pope is that of Pope Celestine V in 1294. After only five months of pontificate, he issued a solemn decree declaring it permissible for a Pope to resign, and then did so himself.

lex pretend, Monday, 11 February 2013 11:04 (twelve years ago)

lol

brand n00bian (haitch), Monday, 11 February 2013 11:06 (twelve years ago)

Benedict XVI ‏@Pontifex
We must trust in the mighty power of God’s mercy. We are all sinners, but His grace transforms us and makes us new.

^^24 hrs ago. trans: shit is about to hit the fan?

lex pretend, Monday, 11 February 2013 11:09 (twelve years ago)

Making way for Pope Bono I.

"Did you see the sign on my car park that said 'Dead King Storage'?" (snoball), Monday, 11 February 2013 11:09 (twelve years ago)

should have quit when his priest shuffling scheme was revealed. would not be surprised if another smoking gun is coming out.

abanana, Monday, 11 February 2013 11:11 (twelve years ago)

Good on him for quitting before he's no longer Popeular...oh wait...

Ceci n'est pas une Le Snak (King Boy Pato), Monday, 11 February 2013 11:12 (twelve years ago)

Half expecting to see the headline '85 year old an arrested in connection with Operation Yewtree'.

"Did you see the sign on my car park that said 'Dead King Storage'?" (snoball), Monday, 11 February 2013 11:12 (twelve years ago)

"...is said to be quitting to devote more time to his family and expanding the chain of popular breakfast restaurant, Eggs Benedict XVI."

Ceci n'est pas une Le Snak (King Boy Pato), Monday, 11 February 2013 11:15 (twelve years ago)

Already about a million Ex Benedict jokes on my twitter timeline.

ailsa, Monday, 11 February 2013 11:16 (twelve years ago)

http://mimg.ugo.com/201011/2/5/6/132652/a-team-cylon.jpg

"Did you see the sign on my car park that said 'Dead King Storage'?" (snoball), Monday, 11 February 2013 11:19 (twelve years ago)

If i hear he's booked a spaceship i'll get worried

the right to beef at (darraghmac), Monday, 11 February 2013 11:21 (twelve years ago)

Benedict can no longer reliably maintain his human form and has to leave the planet before he turns back into a space lizard in front of thousands at St. Peter's Square.

"Did you see the sign on my car park that said 'Dead King Storage'?" (snoball), Monday, 11 February 2013 11:24 (twelve years ago)

http://italychronicles.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/berlusc.jpg

Matt DC, Monday, 11 February 2013 11:26 (twelve years ago)

quitting cos he got offered a role in Star Wars 7
http://i.imgur.com/Fmh1MLI.jpg

( X '____' )/ (zappi), Monday, 11 February 2013 11:26 (twelve years ago)

Morelike Vatican't amirite

On Being Blue (Da Ba Dee): A Philosophical Inquiry (wins), Monday, 11 February 2013 11:27 (twelve years ago)

It's sad he was a nazi

On Being Blue (Da Ba Dee): A Philosophical Inquiry (wins), Monday, 11 February 2013 11:28 (twelve years ago)

They could get John Terry in as a replacement.

"Did you see the sign on my car park that said 'Dead King Storage'?" (snoball), Monday, 11 February 2013 11:32 (twelve years ago)

sorry this is just how he feels

nashwan, Monday, 11 February 2013 11:33 (twelve years ago)

so many topical twitter oneliners

bantz a make her dance (c sharp major), Monday, 11 February 2013 11:37 (twelve years ago)

...most of which are slyly being duplicated here.

karl lagerlout (suzy), Monday, 11 February 2013 11:41 (twelve years ago)

first he resigns from the Hitler Youth, now from the papacy--follow-through problems

President Keyes, Monday, 11 February 2013 11:43 (twelve years ago)

not really a surprise:

http://articles.washingtonpost.com/2012-04-16/national/35453866_1_german-born-pope-pope-benedict-xvi-john-paul

Talk of possible resignation has been swirling around the pope ever since his 2010 book, “Light of the World,” in which he said that if a pope felt “no longer physically, psychologically, and spiritually capable of carrying out the duties of his office,” he would have “the right, and in some circumstances the obligation, to resign.”

caek, Monday, 11 February 2013 11:44 (twelve years ago)

Psychically, surely

the right to beef at (darraghmac), Monday, 11 February 2013 11:46 (twelve years ago)

Has anyone made a "Nazi Popes Fuck Off" joke yet?

Gollum: "Hot, Ready and Smeagol!" (Phil D.), Monday, 11 February 2013 11:49 (twelve years ago)

For 1700 years but it wasnt a joke tbf

the right to beef at (darraghmac), Monday, 11 February 2013 11:52 (twelve years ago)

https://keithroysdon.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/poochie-slide.jpg

乒乓, Monday, 11 February 2013 11:55 (twelve years ago)

Talk of possible resignation has been swirling around the pope ever since his 2010 book, “Light of the World,” in which he said that if a pope felt “no longer physically, psychologically, and spiritually capable of carrying out the duties of his office,” he would have “the right, and in some circumstances the obligation, to resign.”

Pope otm. JPII was clearly well past capable of carrying out his duties for years.

They should maybe think about fast tracking a few young bishops to the top table so they don't have to keep electing guys close to death/senility when the big gig comes up.

Stop Gerrying Me! (onimo), Monday, 11 February 2013 11:56 (twelve years ago)

Pope on the ropes

"Did you see the sign on my car park that said 'Dead King Storage'?" (snoball), Monday, 11 February 2013 11:56 (twelve years ago)

#PopeDan2013!

The Devils of Loudoun County (j.lu), Monday, 11 February 2013 11:57 (twelve years ago)

P sure that was a robert jordan joint tbh

the right to beef at (darraghmac), Monday, 11 February 2013 11:57 (twelve years ago)

xxxp women live longer than men, maybe they should make a woman the next pope.

"Did you see the sign on my car park that said 'Dead King Storage'?" (snoball), Monday, 11 February 2013 11:57 (twelve years ago)

He should test the shit out infallibility theory btwn now and 28th

the right to beef at (darraghmac), Monday, 11 February 2013 11:58 (twelve years ago)

"Pope otm." is the single greatest sentence ever written on ILX.

Manfred Mann meets Man Parrish (ithappens), Monday, 11 February 2013 11:59 (twelve years ago)

Smoke signals no pope agreement (2005)
As the first smoked emerged it was not clear if it was white or black

So the LAPD shot at it just in case.

"Did you see the sign on my car park that said 'Dead King Storage'?" (snoball), Monday, 11 February 2013 12:00 (twelve years ago)

serious questions for the church now as they fight to find another man who can stop third world countries using condoms and suppress all reports of priests molesting kids

Ballboy to Afghanistan (LocalGarda), Monday, 11 February 2013 12:01 (twelve years ago)

George Entwistle is probably still available...

"Did you see the sign on my car park that said 'Dead King Storage'?" (snoball), Monday, 11 February 2013 12:02 (twelve years ago)

between Grammy dresses and this news K-Lo has had a busy 12 hours.

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 11 February 2013 12:05 (twelve years ago)

Eh

there's no chance of blair angling for it i spose?

the right to beef at (darraghmac), Monday, 11 February 2013 12:07 (twelve years ago)

Or rafa

the right to beef at (darraghmac), Monday, 11 February 2013 12:08 (twelve years ago)

Has K-Lo proposed Paul Ryan as a replacement yet?

President Keyes, Monday, 11 February 2013 12:09 (twelve years ago)

impossible to suppress hope that the next one will be completely awesome and liberation-theology-friendly and upright, and then embarrassing to feel that that's just because I want the Church to be good, to be more than good. It's like actively hoping it turns out there's a Santa or something. and yet and yet.

available for sporting events (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Monday, 11 February 2013 12:22 (twelve years ago)

I think it's v understandable to hope for a decent figurehead for a still-powerful organisation tbf

the right to beef at (darraghmac), Monday, 11 February 2013 12:25 (twelve years ago)

Poscia ch’io v’ebbi alcun riconosciuto,
vidi e conobbi l’ombra di colui
che fece per viltade il gran rifiuto.

AKA he's going down t' pit next time someone gets their act together to go on a poetic trek through the underworld.

Very interesting though. I still think the real surprise was that he ever became pope in the first place. Perhaps after all the years with the CDF he was the only one without secrets.

hyggeligt, Monday, 11 February 2013 12:29 (twelve years ago)

xp but enough about the BBC...

"Did you see the sign on my car park that said 'Dead King Storage'?" (snoball), Monday, 11 February 2013 12:33 (twelve years ago)

"actively hoping it turns out there's a Santa or something"

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/41148000/jpg/_41148206_ap_santapope203.jpg

Stop Gerrying Me! (onimo), Monday, 11 February 2013 12:35 (twelve years ago)

Isn't that John Sergeant?
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/4c/John_Sergeant_2008.jpg/220px-John_Sergeant_2008.jpg

"Did you see the sign on my car park that said 'Dead King Storage'?" (snoball), Monday, 11 February 2013 12:40 (twelve years ago)

It was noticeable that last time we were down at the VatCit, there were a lot of souvenirs of John Paul 2.

Mark G, Monday, 11 February 2013 12:41 (twelve years ago)

Can't believe it was 2005 that he was appointed. Eight years is actually an average run for a pope.

Alba, Monday, 11 February 2013 12:42 (twelve years ago)

xp VatCit sounds like a mega city from Judge Dredd.

"Did you see the sign on my car park that said 'Dead King Storage'?" (snoball), Monday, 11 February 2013 12:43 (twelve years ago)

After he goes they destroy the 8 year old ring.

the right to beef at (darraghmac), Monday, 11 February 2013 12:44 (twelve years ago)

u guys are on fire, g work

i'd prefer a ritual sacrifice of this bastard

saltwater incursion (Dr Morbius), Monday, 11 February 2013 12:46 (twelve years ago)

Eh, he'll try his hand at pro baseball for a while, sure, but when that doesn't pan out, he'll be back to being Pope. Just watch.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 11 February 2013 12:47 (twelve years ago)

Eh, he'll try his hand at pro baseball for a while, sure, but when that doesn't pan out, he'll be back to being Pope. Just watch.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 11 February 2013 12:47 (twelve years ago)

Whoops. I blame the Pope.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 11 February 2013 12:47 (twelve years ago)

Some thoughts about potential successors here

available for sporting events (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Monday, 11 February 2013 12:48 (twelve years ago)

If you retire as Pope, do you get your old name back?

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 11 February 2013 12:49 (twelve years ago)

Security detail? Parking spot?

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 11 February 2013 12:49 (twelve years ago)

lifetime pass to the Knights of Malta picnic

saltwater incursion (Dr Morbius), Monday, 11 February 2013 12:50 (twelve years ago)

So, how about the Prophecy of Saint Malachy then?

and concluding with the successor of current pope Benedict XVI, a pope described in the prophecy as "Peter the Roman", whose pontificate will end in the destruction of the city of Rome.

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prophecy_of_the_Popes

Uh-oh!

you're going home in a crispy ambulance (cajunsunday), Monday, 11 February 2013 12:50 (twelve years ago)

Parking spot?

Those Popemobiles are a bastard to reverse.

"Did you see the sign on my car park that said 'Dead King Storage'?" (snoball), Monday, 11 February 2013 12:51 (twelve years ago)

We're not on fire yet morbs tbf, but iirc it's firmly predicted for most of us

the right to beef at (darraghmac), Monday, 11 February 2013 12:51 (twelve years ago)

Fuckin malachy doomsday, they never let a paddy near the top job again

the right to beef at (darraghmac), Monday, 11 February 2013 12:52 (twelve years ago)

2012 Apocalypse back on, y'all! To the bunkers!

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 11 February 2013 12:52 (twelve years ago)

Some odds

available for sporting events (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Monday, 11 February 2013 12:53 (twelve years ago)

xxxp Unless it turns out that Henry VIII had the right idea.

"Did you see the sign on my car park that said 'Dead King Storage'?" (snoball), Monday, 11 February 2013 12:53 (twelve years ago)

Scherer at 33/1! I'll take me some of that thank you very much

available for sporting events (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Monday, 11 February 2013 12:53 (twelve years ago)

My favorite joke of all time:

The Pope just finished a tour of the East Coast and was taking a limousine to the airport. Since he'd never driven a limo, he asked the chauffeur if he could drive for a while. The reluctant chauffeur pulled over along the roadside, climbed into the back of the limo, and the Pope took the wheel. The Pope then merged onto the highway and accelerated to over 90 mph to see what the limo could do.

Suddenly, the Pope noticed the blue light of the State Patrol in his side mirror, so he pulled over. The trooper approached the limo, peered in through the windows, then said, "Just a moment please, I need to call in."

The trooper called in and explained to the chief that he had a very important person pulled over for speeding. "How do I handle this, chief?" asked the trooper. "Is it the Governor?" questioned the chief. "No! This guy is even more important!"

"Is it the President?" asked the chief.

"No! Even more important!"

"Well, who the heck is it?" screamed the chief.

"I don't know, sir," replied the trooper, "but he's got the Pope as his chauffeur."

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 11 February 2013 12:54 (twelve years ago)

should give it to this guy, finally unify the two great papacies.

hot young stalin (Merdeyeux), Monday, 11 February 2013 12:56 (twelve years ago)

Make Prince pope - it would stop him making terrible records.
(I know there's a Prince song called 'Pope', I just can't find a YouTube video of it to embed)

"Did you see the sign on my car park that said 'Dead King Storage'?" (snoball), Monday, 11 February 2013 12:58 (twelve years ago)

really enjoy the way all these insider pope nerds get all macho man sports guy about predicting the next one, and have their brief moment in the rays of the global media

Ballboy to Afghanistan (LocalGarda), Monday, 11 February 2013 12:59 (twelve years ago)

really enjoy the way all these insider pope nerds get all macho man sports guy about predicting the next one, and have their brief moment in the rays of the global media

I can cry thinking about how these guys have to wait years to get their shine

available for sporting events (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Monday, 11 February 2013 13:01 (twelve years ago)

So U can be the President
I'd rather be the Pope
Yeah, U can be the side effect
I'd rather be the dope

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 11 February 2013 13:02 (twelve years ago)

Is it too late to beatify Ron Popeil?

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 11 February 2013 13:04 (twelve years ago)

Josh in Chicago...a boy in my AS level French class once did a 15 minute version of that joke...CLASSICO.

the Shearer of simulated snowsex etc. (Dwight Yorke), Monday, 11 February 2013 13:17 (twelve years ago)

ten years ago we had Steve jobs, Johnny cash and the pope

now we have no jobs, no cash and no

乒乓, Monday, 11 February 2013 13:22 (twelve years ago)

That was funnier when it was a Bob Hope joke.

Matt DC, Monday, 11 February 2013 13:24 (twelve years ago)

dont tell twitter pope rhymes with hope or it will crash the servers

you're going home in a crispy ambulance (cajunsunday), Monday, 11 February 2013 13:25 (twelve years ago)

I don't think you understand ten years ago we had Steve jobs, Johnny cash and the pope

now we have no

乒乓, Monday, 11 February 2013 13:25 (twelve years ago)

that's the pope

caek, Monday, 11 February 2013 13:26 (twelve years ago)

Adding to the Pope Dan groundswell.

Ned Raggett, Monday, 11 February 2013 13:27 (twelve years ago)

Now we have no

乒乓, Monday, 11 February 2013 13:27 (twelve years ago)

now we have no joke(s)

you're going home in a crispy ambulance (cajunsunday), Monday, 11 February 2013 13:29 (twelve years ago)

pope resigns to start new gym called PONTIFLEX

thank u ill be here all night did you also know now we have no jobs, no cash

乒乓, Monday, 11 February 2013 13:33 (twelve years ago)

please don't let dick butkus die

乒乓, Monday, 11 February 2013 13:34 (twelve years ago)

pope superbowl XVI

乒乓, Monday, 11 February 2013 13:35 (twelve years ago)

we should bring back the idea of antipopes. The Antipope could live in the anti-Vatican, a topsy-turvy world where contraception is mandatory and CHILDREN molest ADULTS

I'm here all week.

On Being Blue (Da Ba Dee): A Philosophical Inquiry (wins), Monday, 11 February 2013 13:41 (twelve years ago)

What the fu..............

Le petit chat est mort (Tom D.), Monday, 11 February 2013 13:41 (twelve years ago)

a priest walks into a room full of choirboys and points at one. 'that's the only Ben I dicked' he says. the pope resigns

乒乓, Monday, 11 February 2013 13:41 (twelve years ago)

Fingers crossed

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Q1anJLkGJVE/TFoojICD2oI/AAAAAAAADE8/fWfCIfNKjJQ/s400/Space_Pope.jpg

Gollum: "Hot, Ready and Smeagol!" (Phil D.), Monday, 11 February 2013 13:46 (twelve years ago)

10 years ago we had beef lasagna, a pope and no jobs

now we have horse meat, no pope and no jobs

you're going home in a crispy ambulance (cajunsunday), Monday, 11 February 2013 13:47 (twelve years ago)

pope resigns to start new gym called PONTIFLEX

He'll be the co-owner with Paul Ryan. It would be a great sitcom.

Ulna (Nicole), Monday, 11 February 2013 13:47 (twelve years ago)

Take your medication Roman
Take a short vacation Roman
you'll be okaaaay

On Being Blue (Da Ba Dee): A Philosophical Inquiry (wins), Monday, 11 February 2013 13:48 (twelve years ago)

actually f u guys, I'm taking my game to twitter

On Being Blue (Da Ba Dee): A Philosophical Inquiry (wins), Monday, 11 February 2013 13:49 (twelve years ago)

http://www.sainsburysentertainment.co.uk/media/ProductImage/largeImage/ProductImage-7517697.jpg

On Being Blue (Da Ba Dee): A Philosophical Inquiry (wins), Monday, 11 February 2013 13:49 (twelve years ago)

for some reason the pope is named
ben. a hot girl sees the pope and says 'you're the only Ben I Holy See.' the pope resigns and has sex with the hot girl

乒乓, Monday, 11 February 2013 13:50 (twelve years ago)

Did you know the letters of the word "pope" can be rearranged to spell "epop?"

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_T2RrFtQxw6k/TK6H7FfTufI/AAAAAAAABGw/VJDBeoIlaeQ/s1600/EPOP+%5BOct+09%5D.jpg

Makes you think...

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 11 February 2013 13:50 (twelve years ago)

feel like 'the pope resigns' works as a punchline for every joke

乒乓, Monday, 11 February 2013 13:51 (twelve years ago)

dolan pls

goole, Monday, 11 February 2013 13:58 (twelve years ago)

No jobs, no cash, no (Ed) Balls...

"Did you see the sign on my car park that said 'Dead King Storage'?" (snoball), Monday, 11 February 2013 14:07 (twelve years ago)

Om nom nommi padme nom.

-- libcrypt, Monday, 3 September 2007 17:58

lolol

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My favourite post by me..

Mark G, Monday, 11 February 2013 14:09 (twelve years ago)

Papa om nom nom, papapa om nom nom

Jaap and roids (NickB), Monday, 11 February 2013 14:13 (twelve years ago)

I'm hoping for a return to this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saeculum_obscurum

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 11 February 2013 14:17 (twelve years ago)

I heard Lindsey Graham is going to place a hold on the vote for the new pope until he gets to the bottom of this Benghazi business.

WilliamC, Monday, 11 February 2013 14:22 (twelve years ago)

i'm surprised there isn't a special term for this besides 'resignation'

goole, Monday, 11 February 2013 14:27 (twelve years ago)

i'm surprised there isn't a special term for this besides 'resignation'

Abdication? Or does that refer specifically to secular monarchs?

The Devils of Loudoun County (j.lu), Monday, 11 February 2013 14:28 (twelve years ago)

"Catholicism to End"

Brian Eno's Mother (Latham Green), Monday, 11 February 2013 14:29 (twelve years ago)

OMG what if it turns out this is because the Pope really DOES smoke dope?

Gollum: "Hot, Ready and Smeagol!" (Phil D.), Monday, 11 February 2013 14:30 (twelve years ago)

benedictus interruptus

Jaap and roids (NickB), Monday, 11 February 2013 14:30 (twelve years ago)

http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/206870_11178335037_4704_n.jpg

never forget

Ima R.A.E.D. (DJP), Monday, 11 February 2013 14:31 (twelve years ago)

what will be the proper way to refer to benedict after he resigns? will he become Joey Ratzinger again?

Z S, Monday, 11 February 2013 14:33 (twelve years ago)

"That Nazi that used to be Pope"

"Did you see the sign on my car park that said 'Dead King Storage'?" (snoball), Monday, 11 February 2013 14:33 (twelve years ago)

Pious ex

the right to beef at (darraghmac), Monday, 11 February 2013 14:34 (twelve years ago)

His Formerly Holiness

President Keyes, Monday, 11 February 2013 14:34 (twelve years ago)

His Ex-Excellency

Gollum: "Hot, Ready and Smeagol!" (Phil D.), Monday, 11 February 2013 14:35 (twelve years ago)

My papacy is over
What can I say?
My papacy is over
near the end of Febru-ray
I was the pop-uh
But now I'm even more of a joke
I was emperor Palpatine
But now I'm Joseph Ratzinger
And so dear friends
You just have to find someone else to advocate for terrible things
my papacy is over

Z S, Monday, 11 February 2013 14:36 (twelve years ago)

well I'M gonna call him Joey from the block

Z S, Monday, 11 February 2013 14:36 (twelve years ago)

xps second favourite to become the next pope is Cardinal Francis Arinze from Nigeria. Black US president meets black Pope would cause all the white supremacists in the world to spontaneously combust...

"Did you see the sign on my car park that said 'Dead King Storage'?" (snoball), Monday, 11 February 2013 14:37 (twelve years ago)

Hey Joe
Where are you going with that cross in your hand...

Ned Raggett, Monday, 11 February 2013 14:37 (twelve years ago)

Cardinal Frank Ocean.

Ned Raggett, Monday, 11 February 2013 14:38 (twelve years ago)

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/8/87/Morrissey_crop_tie.jpg/220px-Morrissey_crop_tie.jpg
This is the last Mass I will ever give
No I've changed my mind again
Goodnight, and thank you...

"Did you see the sign on my car park that said 'Dead King Storage'?" (snoball), Monday, 11 February 2013 14:39 (twelve years ago)

this is amazing:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-rbxov7CVi8

Z S, Monday, 11 February 2013 14:41 (twelve years ago)

Damn Homie, in the Vatican you was the man, homie
What the fuck happened to you?

President Keyes, Monday, 11 February 2013 14:43 (twelve years ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BC0-fSWCQAEu34n.jpg

every hippie that goes home bloody feels like a martyr back in the city (dan m), Monday, 11 February 2013 14:52 (twelve years ago)

Father Ted isn't on that list because of that suspected fraud...
"That money was just resting in my account!"

"Did you see the sign on my car park that said 'Dead King Storage'?" (snoball), Monday, 11 February 2013 14:54 (twelve years ago)

Man, that is a shitty batting order. Llovera barely managed 85 RBI last season, what's he doing at cleanup?

Gollum: "Hot, Ready and Smeagol!" (Phil D.), Monday, 11 February 2013 14:56 (twelve years ago)

Bill CLinton for Pope!

Brian Eno's Mother (Latham Green), Monday, 11 February 2013 14:59 (twelve years ago)

Is it Time For A More Progressive Pope?

In an announcement today the Vatican said Pope Benedict XVI would resign as head of the Catholic Church at the end of this month. Pope Benedict XVI took charge of the Catholic Church during difficult times but has stood stedfast with his hard line defence of fundamental Christian values in the face of what he had described as moral decline across much of Europe. Despite this hardline approach and unwavering conservatism during his papacy Catholics have become the most adulterous religious group in the England and Wales according to research conducted by the UK's leading marital dating site IllicitEncounters.com

The number of Catholics actively looking for affairs according to the research done by IllicitEncounters.com was almost twice that of other religious groups. The study showed that 21.5% of the 750,000 members on the extra-marital dating site were Catholic, a shockingly high figure since Roman Catholics make up just 10% of the UK population (YouGov & Cambridge University figures).

A Vatican spokesman said that Pope Benedict XVI has taken the decision to retire "aware of great problems the Church faces today". One of which will undoubtedly be the continuing liberal moral shift, which during the 1960's had driven him to become a theological conservative, taking uncompromising positions on homosexuality, adultery, women priests and contraception.

Spokesperson for IllicitEncounters.com Rosie Freeman-Jones says: “Catholics under Pope Benedict XVI have had a very conservative and uncompromising head of Church, this has had the effect of instilling a sanctity of marriage amongst a generation who are more liberal, leading to a trade off if they become unhappy in the relationship, staying married but having extra-marital affairs.”

It is unclear who will take the papacy after Benedict XVI but a progressive and liberal Pope maybe able to help reunite the Church and kerb the falling numbers of Catholics. As it is clear people are becoming more likely to seek a relationship outside of marriage despite religious condemnation.

Julian-Joachim Roedelius (DJ Mencap), Monday, 11 February 2013 14:59 (twelve years ago)

^these guys are expert inbox opportunists, as someone in their line of work should be I suppose

Julian-Joachim Roedelius (DJ Mencap), Monday, 11 February 2013 15:00 (twelve years ago)

That kind of article makes Klo cry.

Ulna (Nicole), Monday, 11 February 2013 15:01 (twelve years ago)

The Pope goes prog!

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 11 February 2013 15:08 (twelve years ago)

"Could the next Pope be slightly more progressive than a former member of the Hitler Youth?"
"Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrmmmm... Can we just pencil that in as a possibly?"

"Did you see the sign on my car park that said 'Dead King Storage'?" (snoball), Monday, 11 February 2013 15:09 (twelve years ago)

Nobody made the "Ratz deserting a sinking ship" joek yet?

Sir Lord Baltimora (Myonga Vön Bontee), Monday, 11 February 2013 15:09 (twelve years ago)

xxp Rick Wakeman for Pope! He's got all the funny clothes already...
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/84/Rickwakemanmoog.jpg/320px-Rickwakemanmoog.jpg

"Did you see the sign on my car park that said 'Dead King Storage'?" (snoball), Monday, 11 February 2013 15:10 (twelve years ago)

xp Radio DJ: "You just did!"

"Did you see the sign on my car park that said 'Dead King Storage'?" (snoball), Monday, 11 February 2013 15:11 (twelve years ago)

dolan pls

― goole, Monday, 11 February 2013 08:58 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Knowing nothing about New Yorkers catholicism or popes this is what comes to mind when people talk of a new york pope, from about 1:15 in

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9S4cldkdCjE

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Monday, 11 February 2013 15:11 (twelve years ago)

papacy was a rolling stone

乒乓, Monday, 11 February 2013 15:23 (twelve years ago)

If you retire as Pope, do you get your old name back?

Seriously, is he going to be just a regular old Joe again?

Will he have any say in who succeeds him? You can't have one pope watching the smoke signals for another, it's just not done.

He's going out on top, I guess. Plenty time now to work on his short game.

pplains, Monday, 11 February 2013 15:24 (twelve years ago)

He just wants to write in a monastery, apparently, so Il Papa's got a brand new bag.

(old Al Franken joke I think)

saltwater incursion (Dr Morbius), Monday, 11 February 2013 15:29 (twelve years ago)

Can't wait for Ratz to give the dual victory signs before getting aboard the chopper.

pplains, Monday, 11 February 2013 15:31 (twelve years ago)

"My mother was a saint... for real, poof!"

saltwater incursion (Dr Morbius), Monday, 11 February 2013 15:31 (twelve years ago)

haha

pplains, Monday, 11 February 2013 15:32 (twelve years ago)

Will he have any say in who succeeds him?

saw some speculation somewhere that if he has a terminal condition, quitting now gives him some say-so over his successor - something that obviously wouldn't be possible if he died while still Pope.

have no idea re the accuracy of this theory

Still S.M.D.H. ft. (will), Monday, 11 February 2013 15:33 (twelve years ago)

FOX and Coca-Cola Present: AMERICAN PONTIFF

Gollum: "Hot, Ready and Smeagol!" (Phil D.), Monday, 11 February 2013 15:34 (twelve years ago)

Does he get to keep a hat? So that when people come over to visit he can be all, and that is a baseball signed by Tug McGraw, and there is a picture of me as a Nazi kid, there's me with Beyonce and Bono, that is a hat from when I was Pope, and over there is the ...

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 11 February 2013 15:34 (twelve years ago)

Between conclaves the Vatican experts speculate on which cardinals are on steroids.

Cokie Roberts (whose mother was envoy to the Vatican) explaining the timing this morning: "Easter is coming up, which is exhausting."

(I have a picture signed by Tug McGraw, plz vote me for pope)

saltwater incursion (Dr Morbius), Monday, 11 February 2013 15:37 (twelve years ago)

man what if popes not dying in office becomes a thing now

goole, Monday, 11 February 2013 15:40 (twelve years ago)

"bill put in 8 years and now he's having the time of his life, this is bullshit, peace"

goole, Monday, 11 February 2013 15:41 (twelve years ago)

It's a last ditch effort to seem revolutionary after years of conservatism.
"Yes, I took a trad stance on homosexuality, women in the preisthood, and contraception. But I resigned before I became incapable of doing the job, which will put me in the history books as a radical!"

"Did you see the sign on my car park that said 'Dead King Storage'?" (snoball), Monday, 11 February 2013 15:42 (twelve years ago)

can one of you guys read over my resumé?

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 11 February 2013 15:43 (twelve years ago)

so many catholic churches are cloaing in new england .. and now THIS - they need a celebrity razamataz Pope, not Rattyburger ! Ice Cube for Pope!

Brian Eno's Mother (Latham Green), Monday, 11 February 2013 15:44 (twelve years ago)

xp You have to at least call it a curriculum vitae - I heard a rumour that the Catholic church is big on using Latin.

"Did you see the sign on my car park that said 'Dead King Storage'?" (snoball), Monday, 11 February 2013 15:45 (twelve years ago)

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-WvBMMnhz4to/T3v4PTi74rI/AAAAAAAAAmc/Hkc69ig2YJU/s1600/ratzenbergerx%5B1%5D.jpg

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 11 February 2013 15:48 (twelve years ago)

saw some speculation somewhere that if he has a terminal condition, quitting now gives him some say-so over his successor - something that obviously wouldn't be possible if he died while still Pope.

I wonder how many sure-thing votes he has lined-up for another hardliner are turning 80 (and non-eligible for voting) in the next year or two. I think PB16 could be pulling a Trent Lott here, getting out before new rules go into effect.

pplains, Monday, 11 February 2013 15:59 (twelve years ago)

How many hardliners are turning 80 in the next few years, God, that first sentence.

pplains, Monday, 11 February 2013 15:59 (twelve years ago)

gotta be weird being infallible one day and fallible the next

mookieproof, Monday, 11 February 2013 16:00 (twelve years ago)

something that obviously wouldn't be possible if he died while still Pope

AND WHY NOT?

the right to beef at (darraghmac), Monday, 11 February 2013 16:01 (twelve years ago)

at 11:59:55 pm on February 28, he will waddle over to the top of the staircase and leap as high and far as he can (1 inch vertical, 2 inches lateral) over the precipice. he will float by the grace of god for 5 seconds. At midnight, March 1st he will tumble down the staircase and die

Z S, Monday, 11 February 2013 16:02 (twelve years ago)

traditionally, this is how popes who resign pass the torch, so to speak

Z S, Monday, 11 February 2013 16:03 (twelve years ago)

oooh, and all of his potential successors will be on the staircase. so whoever survives the tumbling Benedict and makes it to the top becomes the next pope

pay per view

Z S, Monday, 11 February 2013 16:04 (twelve years ago)

mook, the Pope is only infallible IN MATTERS OF FAITH, u heretic.

saltwater incursion (Dr Morbius), Monday, 11 February 2013 16:05 (twelve years ago)

televised kingmaking is the reason why we want a progressive church right

schlump, Monday, 11 February 2013 16:06 (twelve years ago)

Don't you guys mess with me on doctrine, I am a former Parvuli Dei medal winner.

http://www.scoutingbsa.org/programs/Awards/Religious_Emblems/Catholic/Parvuli_Dei.html

saltwater incursion (Dr Morbius), Monday, 11 February 2013 16:07 (twelve years ago)

xxxp more like pray per view...

"Did you see the sign on my car park that said 'Dead King Storage'?" (snoball), Monday, 11 February 2013 16:08 (twelve years ago)

Resign in Blood

a tidy profit in Russia (Eazy), Monday, 11 February 2013 16:09 (twelve years ago)

my guess is that when louisville-notre dame went to the fifth ot on saturday, ol' joey r. was like 'i'll do whatever you want, god, just let the irish win'

mookieproof, Monday, 11 February 2013 16:14 (twelve years ago)

Real talk: Maybe he has been diagnosed with Alzheimer's?

sean gramophone, Monday, 11 February 2013 16:18 (twelve years ago)

there's some real da vinchi code shit in all this

Brian Eno's Mother (Latham Green), Monday, 11 February 2013 16:20 (twelve years ago)

yes there is a pope

goole, Monday, 11 February 2013 16:26 (twelve years ago)

does the pope shit in the woods?

dog latin, Monday, 11 February 2013 16:26 (twelve years ago)

His art is poping. He's about to saint his mass release.

habemus paparazzi (darraghmac), Monday, 11 February 2013 16:28 (twelve years ago)

Feel sorry for everyone who had this bumper sticker:

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/10/12674891_805af0d00c_o.jpg

pplains, Monday, 11 February 2013 16:31 (twelve years ago)

dog's representative on earth

brogue element (seandalai), Monday, 11 February 2013 16:47 (twelve years ago)

I wonder if anyone has ever speculated on the sanctity of saints/popes shit

Brian Eno's Mother (Latham Green), Monday, 11 February 2013 17:41 (twelve years ago)

Poop Benedict XVI

On Being Blue (Da Ba Dee): A Philosophical Inquiry (wins), Monday, 11 February 2013 17:44 (twelve years ago)

All the taints and fartyrs and our messed pope

habemus paparazzi (darraghmac), Monday, 11 February 2013 18:04 (twelve years ago)

Fender should start a new range: Relic'd Relics.

"Did you see the sign on my car park that said 'Dead King Storage'?" (snoball), Monday, 11 February 2013 18:15 (twelve years ago)

tagline: "You can't polish a turd, but you can relic it (in glitter)"

"Did you see the sign on my car park that said 'Dead King Storage'?" (snoball), Monday, 11 February 2013 18:19 (twelve years ago)

The Papal Gall Bladder is Unholy

Brian Eno's Mother (Latham Green), Monday, 11 February 2013 18:20 (twelve years ago)

The Pope is retiring . . . I did Nazi that coming.

akm, Monday, 11 February 2013 18:26 (twelve years ago)

STEPHEN COLBERT FOR POPEBERT!

Johnny Fever, Monday, 11 February 2013 18:40 (twelve years ago)

I'm disappointed in the ratio of Nazi/Inquisition jokes about Benny.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Monday, 11 February 2013 19:21 (twelve years ago)

Nazi to Inquisition

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Monday, 11 February 2013 19:21 (twelve years ago)

Nobody expects the Nazi Inquisition!

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 11 February 2013 19:22 (twelve years ago)

No one expects a Papal resignation?

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Monday, 11 February 2013 19:23 (twelve years ago)

Gonna get a curry this evening. Habeas Pappadum.

Three Word Username, Monday, 11 February 2013 19:48 (twelve years ago)

So, how about the Prophecy of Saint Malachy then?

and concluding with the successor of current pope Benedict XVI, a pope described in the prophecy as "Peter the Roman", whose pontificate will end in the destruction of the city of Rome.
http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prophecy_of_the_Popes

Uh-oh!

― you're going home in a crispy ambulance (cajunsunday), Monday, February 11, 2013 7:50 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I was going to mention Malachy. We're fucked!

go to party leather (ENBB), Monday, 11 February 2013 19:59 (twelve years ago)

"112 Peter the Roman, who will nourish the sheep in many tribulations; when they are finished, the city of seven hills will be destroyed, and the dreadful judge will judge his people. The end."

go to party leather (ENBB), Monday, 11 February 2013 20:00 (twelve years ago)

pretty sure malachy is talking about this city

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seven_Hills,_Ohio

brownie, Monday, 11 February 2013 20:25 (twelve years ago)

I almost did that, brownie, but I resisted the temptation. Although ilxors might enjoy reading about their crazy ex-mayor.

Gollum: "Hot, Ready and Smeagol!" (Phil D.), Monday, 11 February 2013 20:35 (twelve years ago)

"The Vatican said Benedict would live in a congregation for cloistered nuns inside the Vatican, although he will be free to go in and out. Much of this is unchartered territory. The Vatican's chief spokesman, the Rev. Federico Lombardi, said he isn't even sure of Benedict's title — perhaps "pope emeritus.""

Brian Eno's Mother (Latham Green), Monday, 11 February 2013 20:57 (twelve years ago)

lots of in and out with the nuns - nice

Brian Eno's Mother (Latham Green), Monday, 11 February 2013 20:58 (twelve years ago)

perhaps "lucky bastard"

"Did you see the sign on my car park that said 'Dead King Storage'?" (snoball), Monday, 11 February 2013 21:00 (twelve years ago)

i think they should declare him legally dead and treat him as an unhappy spirit that has to be propitiated

goole, Monday, 11 February 2013 21:00 (twelve years ago)

I bet he has a "heart attack" at vespers tonite

Brian Eno's Mother (Latham Green), Monday, 11 February 2013 21:05 (twelve years ago)

http://img96.imageshack.us/img96/7310/popeschnook.jpg

Gollum: "Hot, Ready and Smeagol!" (Phil D.), Monday, 11 February 2013 21:12 (twelve years ago)

This whole thread and no one made a "pope out" joke?

Manti and the Catfish (Trayce), Monday, 11 February 2013 21:13 (twelve years ago)

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/418632EVDZL._SL500_AA300_.jpg
"Pope-ed In, Souled Out"

"Did you see the sign on my car park that said 'Dead King Storage'?" (snoball), Monday, 11 February 2013 21:15 (twelve years ago)

FIrst Panel: Cardinal and Nun crying over Benedict being gone.

Second Panel: Pan out, Benedict is beside them, crying too. Offers them both a tissue.

Third Panel: Cardinal and Nun shocked out of their wits. Red cap flipping over, Nun's tongue going all zig-zaggy.

Fourth Panel: White smoke comes out of chimney. Benedict's face appears over it. He is laughing maniacally.

pplains, Monday, 11 February 2013 21:51 (twelve years ago)

apparently an in-law of mine just appeared on NBC News re this topic. He's in the religion field.

saltwater incursion (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 00:23 (twelve years ago)

Kind of suprised a pope can just go "fuckit I dont wanna be pope anymore this sucks". Thought it would be like being a queen or something and you Just Have to Do It.

a kissed out red popemobile (Trayce), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 00:36 (twelve years ago)

I thought it would be like being a capo in the Bonanno Family

saltwater incursion (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 00:38 (twelve years ago)

he'd be Pope Emeritus VI btw

saltwater incursion (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 00:39 (twelve years ago)

Itv covered the leading vatican figures earlier, omg the scorsese vibes off've them. Cardinal louie 'red lou' bagnetti, rose from monsignor of a small town in siena after a successful 'hit' on a rival synagogue etc

habemus paparazzi (darraghmac), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 00:59 (twelve years ago)

like being a queen or something and you Just Have to Do It

kings can get out of this by marrying sketchy americans iirc

mookieproof, Tuesday, 12 February 2013 01:22 (twelve years ago)

pretty sure a Pope could do this too

brogue element (seandalai), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 01:32 (twelve years ago)

good point

mookieproof, Tuesday, 12 February 2013 01:35 (twelve years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/aN0Ink9.gif

mookieproof, Tuesday, 12 February 2013 03:30 (twelve years ago)

Guys, my gf resigned her Costco post today. Where's her thread?

that Django got me Nuages (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 03:48 (twelve years ago)

Is that gif of a priest or a guy at a Bieber concert?

a kissed out red popemobile (Trayce), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 04:43 (twelve years ago)

what a horribly formed "pope"

walloreinhart (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 06:57 (twelve years ago)

He will doubtless be placed between two perfectly formed popes

Mark G, Tuesday, 12 February 2013 07:28 (twelve years ago)

resultant pope

a kissed out red popemobile (Trayce), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 07:48 (twelve years ago)

In the vatican basement are loads of dead popes' sacophagai..

Presumably there will be a 'watch this space' wrt this one...

Mark G, Tuesday, 12 February 2013 08:34 (twelve years ago)

does he get a buy-out option on the company car y/n?

acid in the style of tenpole tudor (NickB), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 08:57 (twelve years ago)

Are there any good conspiracy theories about this circulating already? Like, maybe he's already dead and the cardinals made up this resignation thing for some reason? Or maybe he resigned so some awful truth about him would never come to light? Or the real reason for the resignation is he wants to fly back to his home planet?

I want to read some entertaining stuff like this, can you find anything?

Tuomas, Tuesday, 12 February 2013 09:34 (twelve years ago)

Perhaps you could read your own post a few times.

Alba, Tuesday, 12 February 2013 09:42 (twelve years ago)

Lightning strikes St Peter's Basilica as Pope resigns

"Did you see the sign on my car park that said 'Dead King Storage'?" (snoball), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 10:00 (twelve years ago)

(need to change yr display name to Dead Pope storage)

Mark G, Tuesday, 12 February 2013 10:14 (twelve years ago)

Are there any good conspiracy theories about this circulating already? Like, maybe he's already dead and the cardinals made up this resignation thing for some reason? Or maybe he resigned so some awful truth about him would never come to light? Or the real reason for the resignation is he wants to fly back to his home planet?

I want to read some entertaining stuff like this, can you find anything?

Have you tried making a time-machine and travelling back to school when you're 12?

Ballboy to Afghanistan (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 10:31 (twelve years ago)

Oh come on, I can't be the only one who's entertained by silly conspiracy theories?

Tuomas, Tuesday, 12 February 2013 10:44 (twelve years ago)

Maybe you are.... and maybe that's the interesting thing....

Mark G, Tuesday, 12 February 2013 10:45 (twelve years ago)

And I don't mean stuff that anyone can come up with in a minute, I mean the more obsessive stuff with details and all. Like when this pope was elected, someone posted a link to ILX about a conspiracy theory that depicted how John Paul I (the pope who died in 1978 only 33 days into his papacy) was actually killed because he was a secret liberal, and wanted to change the Catholic Church. That sort of stuff.

(xpost)

Tuomas, Tuesday, 12 February 2013 10:49 (twelve years ago)

Can anyone who remembers the John Paul I theory repost the link, btw? I can't find it anymore.

Tuomas, Tuesday, 12 February 2013 10:50 (twelve years ago)

Should see you right

Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, 12 February 2013 11:39 (twelve years ago)

Ah well, you get the idea.

Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, 12 February 2013 11:40 (twelve years ago)

Yeah, I tried to google it, but all I found were theories relating to the Freemasons and/or the Mafia. The article I remember reading suggested the Pope was murdered by cardinals once they found out he was planning to propose some radical changes to Church policies (mostly regarding contraception and the position of women). This article says the idea of John Paul I as a secret radical wasn't really true, but it doesn't mention any conspiracy theory that he was killed because of it.

Tuomas, Tuesday, 12 February 2013 12:27 (twelve years ago)

here's one for you, Tuomas: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prophecy_of_the_Popes

bantz a make her dance (c sharp major), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 12:30 (twelve years ago)

I think the standard conspiracy for John Paul I is that he was murdered partly because he was liberalising, but also because he wanted to clean up the vatican bank (which does involve the mafia). David Yallop is the big proponent:
http://www.big3news.net/2012/03/04/british-author-claims-honest-reforming-pope-john-paul-i-murdered-in-1978-for-beliefs-on-vatican-wealth-artificial-birth-control/
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/books/3665202/An-outbreak-of-anti-popery.html

woof, Tuesday, 12 February 2013 12:49 (twelve years ago)

(didn't thoroughly check those links, sry if they go to mad evil catholic sites)

woof, Tuesday, 12 February 2013 12:50 (twelve years ago)

(or The Telegraph)

woof, Tuesday, 12 February 2013 12:51 (twelve years ago)

here's one for you, Tuomas: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prophecy_of_the_Popes

Yeah, I read that one, but it's a bit too vague and supernatural for my tastes.

Tuomas, Tuesday, 12 February 2013 12:52 (twelve years ago)

Heh, you know of some sane catholic sites?

habemus paparazzi (darraghmac), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 12:52 (twelve years ago)

An outbreak of anti-popery

That's like the opposite of potpourri. Anti-popery sits in a decorative bowl on the sideboard and removes the smell of potpourri from the room.

"Did you see the sign on my car park that said 'Dead King Storage'?" (snoball), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 12:55 (twelve years ago)

It does provide some laughs at the way people try to make the each line fit the Pope whose reign it supposedly predicts:

Animal rurale.
Country animal

Benedict XIV (1740–1758)

Might be a play on words because of his famous laws about missions in the two papal bulls'‘.

Canis & coluber.
Dog and adder

Leo XII (1823–1829)

"Dog" and "snake" are common insults, and Leo was widely hated[citation needed]. The legend could be an allusion to the pope's last name, Sermattei. "Serpente" is the Italian word for snake.

People actually believe this "proves" the prediction is accurate?!

(xxpost)

Tuomas, Tuesday, 12 February 2013 12:59 (twelve years ago)

I can't wait for the Pope themed XXX pron parodies.

"Did you see the sign on my car park that said 'Dead King Storage'?" (snoball), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 13:04 (twelve years ago)

Sinead thanks Ratz

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/earshot/sinead-oconnor-pope-benedicts-greatest-420477

saltwater incursion (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 16:25 (twelve years ago)

On a semi-related note, I just listened to this last night: dramatic readings of Sinead's rather lurid posts about her sex life and colorful mix of euphemisms for anal sex

http://thefpl.us/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=106:episode-62-the-private-language-of-sinead-oconnor

The New Jack Mormons! (kingfish), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 16:40 (twelve years ago)

what will be the proper way to refer to benedict after he resigns?

His Excellency The Nope

acid in the style of tenpole tudor (NickB), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 19:02 (twelve years ago)

http://www.postalmuseum.si.edu/rfdmarketing/images/Pope-motorcycle.jpg

Brian Eno's Mother (Latham Green), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 20:01 (twelve years ago)

Dear Pope Mfg Co.,

We wish to order 1 Pope for all-'round use.

Yours sincerely,

The Vatican

brogue element (seandalai), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 20:07 (twelve years ago)

The Mfg Pope Co

acid in the style of tenpole tudor (NickB), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 20:17 (twelve years ago)

holy christ:

kathrynlopez profile

kathrynlopez I just realized I'm never going to hear Pope Benedict XVI say "Alleluia" again, in his gentle German fatherly voice. #Lent 55 minutes ago · reply · retweet · favorite

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 13 February 2013 11:59 (twelve years ago)

k lo really needs an intervention

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 13 February 2013 12:02 (twelve years ago)

get a youtube, k-ster

acid in the style of tenpole tudor (NickB), Wednesday, 13 February 2013 12:16 (twelve years ago)

or pope up yr teddy ruxpin

acid in the style of tenpole tudor (NickB), Wednesday, 13 February 2013 12:17 (twelve years ago)

^ not a euphemism btw

acid in the style of tenpole tudor (NickB), Wednesday, 13 February 2013 12:18 (twelve years ago)

I'm never going to hear Pope Benedict XVI say "Alleluia" again

p sure there'll be youtubes
lol xp

Stop Gerrying Me! (onimo), Wednesday, 13 February 2013 12:19 (twelve years ago)

I think a motorcycle could actually do the Popes job for the most part if it had a waving hand

Brian Eno's Mother (Latham Green), Wednesday, 13 February 2013 14:09 (twelve years ago)

I'm never going to hear Pope Benedict XVI say "Alleluia" again

Him and Jeff Buckley, what a shame.

pplains, Wednesday, 13 February 2013 14:23 (twelve years ago)

we will also never hear Benedict sing "Eternal Life" ever again

Brian Eno's Mother (Latham Green), Wednesday, 13 February 2013 15:08 (twelve years ago)

http://ww1.hdnux.com/photos/17/77/77/4194288/3/628x471.jpg

Welcome to my world of proses (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 14 February 2013 20:35 (twelve years ago)

in his gentle German fatherly voice
in his gentle German fatherly voice
in his gentle German fatherly voice
in his gentle German fatherly voice
in his gentle German fatherly voice
http://kopjik.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/paven-i-hitlerjugend.jpg

christmas candy bar (al leong), Thursday, 14 February 2013 20:36 (twelve years ago)

Pareene's last bit about her had the great and perceptive line about how she only seemed happy when she was at Mass

The New Jack Mormons! (kingfish), Thursday, 14 February 2013 21:06 (twelve years ago)

That must be the Mass Effect...

"Did you see the sign on my car park that said 'Dead King Storage'?" (snoball), Thursday, 14 February 2013 21:09 (twelve years ago)

I love Hanle y Deus and I wish to make him the new Pope of LUUUUUURVE.
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, April 18, 2003 8:30 PM (9 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i have a history of enabling your mother. (Eisbaer), Tuesday, 19 February 2013 03:12 (twelve years ago)

batts eyes

Brian Eno's Mother (Latham Green), Tuesday, 19 February 2013 16:29 (twelve years ago)

ahem

http://m.guardiannews.com/world/2013/feb/21/pope-retired-amid-gay-bishop-blackmail-inquiry

k3vin k., Saturday, 23 February 2013 16:00 (twelve years ago)

hearsay, i say

Pope Rusty I (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 24 February 2013 03:58 (twelve years ago)

guardian rerunning stuff from repubblica, eh

goole, Monday, 25 February 2013 16:09 (twelve years ago)

Haven't seen this elsewhere on ILX, but it seems relevant to put it here in light of the Guardian piece from Saturday:

Britain's most senior Roman Catholic cleric, Cardinal Keith O'Brien, is stepping down as leader of the Scottish Catholic Church.

He had been accused of inappropriate behaviour towards priests dating back to the 1980s.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-21572724

bizarro gazzara, Monday, 25 February 2013 16:17 (twelve years ago)

Good riddance

.... the rest look like Dudley Sutton (Tom D.), Monday, 25 February 2013 16:22 (twelve years ago)

Yet another rampant homophobe turns out to enjoy sex with men. What a shocker!

bizarro gazzara, Monday, 25 February 2013 16:30 (twelve years ago)

It's great that for the 'Gay Bishop' story the photo is of one of the (admittedly colourful) Swiss Guards.

Mates of 808 State (S-), Tuesday, 26 February 2013 02:59 (twelve years ago)

^ was thinking the same thing.

pplains, Tuesday, 26 February 2013 03:16 (twelve years ago)

the vatican is simply aflutter w rumors

lag∞n, Tuesday, 26 February 2013 08:27 (twelve years ago)

Desk cleared, tweets deleted

http://www.theatlanticwire.com/technology/2013/02/vatican-just-deleted-all-pope-benedicts-tweets/62640/

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 28 February 2013 21:52 (twelve years ago)

Charles E Pierce: "If he has a sense of humor, he'll move to Avignon."

The New Jack Mormons! (kingfish), Thursday, 28 February 2013 22:20 (twelve years ago)

can't bleeve he didnt do the Nixon double-V from the copter

Pope Rusty I (Dr Morbius), Friday, 1 March 2013 14:36 (twelve years ago)

Great minds...

Can't wait for Ratz to give the dual victory signs before getting aboard the chopper.

― pplains, Monday, February 11, 2013 9:31 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

pplains, Friday, 1 March 2013 14:45 (twelve years ago)

hivemind

Pope Rusty I (Dr Morbius), Friday, 1 March 2013 15:05 (twelve years ago)

conclavemind

pplains, Friday, 1 March 2013 15:44 (twelve years ago)

Matt Sussman ‏@suss2hyphens
It's something Benedictable, but in the end is right ♫ I Pope you had the time of your life

ARE YOU HIRING A NANNY OR A SHAMAN (Phil D.), Friday, 1 March 2013 15:53 (twelve years ago)

LOL that is amazing!

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 1 March 2013 15:58 (twelve years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0YzL5M3thzs

Weird Al really needs to get to work.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 1 March 2013 16:10 (twelve years ago)

lol http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/fake-bishop-sneaks-vatican-article-1.1278885#ixzz2MbHqP3C5

lag∞n, Tuesday, 5 March 2013 07:39 (twelve years ago)

I will say that I've been enjoying the recent eps of the Bugle podcast for all the pope joke material they've been given

The New Jack Mormons! (kingfish), Tuesday, 5 March 2013 07:44 (twelve years ago)

my Jesuit in-law stopped by, before heading to Rome! He's been doing interviews all week, and to conspiracy theories re the resignation his answer is "You're giving these people too much credit; there's a reason they're not in control of what's going on."

Pope Rusty I (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 5 March 2013 21:06 (twelve years ago)

'are you giving these people too much credit' should always be the first question when examining conspiracy theories

lag∞n, Tuesday, 5 March 2013 21:07 (twelve years ago)

wait is he a cardinal??

well if it isn't old 11 cameras simon (gbx), Wednesday, 6 March 2013 01:07 (twelve years ago)

no, a journalist (AND a clergyman). So, not voting.

Pope Rusty I (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 6 March 2013 01:08 (twelve years ago)

Morbs next time he checks in w/ you please ask him if the Jesuits are going to schism anytime soon, I've long been intrigued by this possibility

my god i only have 2 useless beyblade (silby), Wednesday, 6 March 2013 02:43 (twelve years ago)

it's goin down TUESDAY

Pope Rusty I (Dr Morbius), Friday, 8 March 2013 18:45 (twelve years ago)

conclave, not schism.

Pope Rusty I (Dr Morbius), Friday, 8 March 2013 18:45 (twelve years ago)

Okay we got one.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 13 March 2013 18:10 (twelve years ago)

Habemas Dr. Morbiem

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 13 March 2013 18:11 (twelve years ago)

Thank christ ive not sinned for weeks

gubba hoy hoy (darraghmac), Wednesday, 13 March 2013 18:12 (twelve years ago)

damn – was hoping the smoke was the room on fire with all those heretics

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 13 March 2013 18:12 (twelve years ago)

eagerly awaiting to find out which one of these people i know nothing about will fill this post i despise

lag∞n, Wednesday, 13 March 2013 18:13 (twelve years ago)

pretty quick work, so maybe he's just another placeholder pope to throw pies at while the sex scandals keep bubbling up to the surface.

Aimless, Wednesday, 13 March 2013 18:13 (twelve years ago)

Pope Bozo

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 13 March 2013 18:13 (twelve years ago)

"Ladies and gentlemen...your new Apostolic Father...SCOTT BROWN!"

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 13 March 2013 18:14 (twelve years ago)

no one told me there would be pie

lag∞n, Wednesday, 13 March 2013 18:14 (twelve years ago)

when vote pope bring etc

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 13 March 2013 18:14 (twelve years ago)

Pope Pie is one i could approve of.

wmlynch, Wednesday, 13 March 2013 18:14 (twelve years ago)

sadly, it isn't me

Darth Icky (DJP), Wednesday, 13 March 2013 18:15 (twelve years ago)

SCHISM

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 13 March 2013 18:16 (twelve years ago)

BOSTONIAN CAPTIVITY

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 13 March 2013 18:16 (twelve years ago)

give the new pope his own thread

Algerian Goalkeeper, Wednesday, 13 March 2013 18:19 (twelve years ago)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saeculum_obscurum

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 13 March 2013 18:19 (twelve years ago)

Fine, I'll start the "Pope Dude" thread.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 13 March 2013 18:20 (twelve years ago)

Really want it to be the Canadian so we can finally have a Pope Gordon.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 13 March 2013 18:21 (twelve years ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BC2XaIYCUAAK8jj.jpg

flamenco drop (lex pretend), Wednesday, 13 March 2013 18:24 (twelve years ago)

"Habemus Papam" - we have a Pope.

Algerian Goalkeeper, Wednesday, 13 March 2013 18:25 (twelve years ago)

that would be amazing

Pope Bootylicix I

Darth Icky (DJP), Wednesday, 13 March 2013 18:25 (twelve years ago)

Wouldn't convert for Pope Beyonce, but would watch the show.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 13 March 2013 18:43 (twelve years ago)

Pope KLo

rallying against young people who wear hats (Nicole), Wednesday, 13 March 2013 18:47 (twelve years ago)

pope pope in the attic

bizarro gazzara, Wednesday, 13 March 2013 18:55 (twelve years ago)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v212/etienne_saint/ScreenShot2013-03-13at120344PM_zpsbb21a94f.png

christmas candy bar (al leong), Wednesday, 13 March 2013 19:15 (twelve years ago)

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6yv453q831qzbj7zo1_500.jpg

pplains, Wednesday, 13 March 2013 19:21 (twelve years ago)

http://radiofreemidwich.files.wordpress.com/2012/05/ecstatic-crowd-of-dronesters-gathers-outside-fat-cats.jpg?w=470&h=267

christmas candy bar (al leong), Wednesday, 13 March 2013 19:23 (twelve years ago)

can't he wave or something?
awwwwwwkward

( ( ( ( ( ( ( (Z S), Wednesday, 13 March 2013 19:24 (twelve years ago)

At least this one isn't a robot. He actually SMILES when talking and cracks jokes at his inauguration. And he chose FRANCIS! I would have preferred it was after our St of Assisi rather than a Jesuit trying to convert 16th century Asia, but its still a great name.

Also, discovered this today:

http://www.catholic.org/ae/movies/review.php?id=36999

"The Blues Brothers," a 1980 comedy starring the late John Belushi and Dan Aykroyd features a mean, fire-breathing nun played by Kathleen Freeman. In the film, Belushi and Aykroyd's characters Jake and Elwood say "they're on a mission from God" to raise funds for an orphanage, but otherwise "The Blues Brothers" has no overt spiritual content. Despite this, the Vatican hails the film a "Catholic classic," and recommends the movie to Catholics worldwide.

Did Catholicism get fun while I wasn't looking???

I thought, 'This is Jeezo. He came in, he activated' (sunny successor), Wednesday, 13 March 2013 20:46 (twelve years ago)

No

gubba hoy hoy (darraghmac), Thursday, 14 March 2013 09:31 (twelve years ago)

I would have preferred it was after our St of Assisi

didnt they confirm it's after Assisi?

Pope Rusty I (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 14 March 2013 13:15 (twelve years ago)

The live feed I was watching had someone mention it was the Jesuit. I hope it is Assisi

I thought, 'This is Jeezo. He came in, he activated' (sunny successor), Friday, 15 March 2013 18:20 (twelve years ago)

Now that Benedict has retired to seclusion, will the papparazzi stalk him? Will italian newspapers bribe nuns to get the inside scoop on his living arrangements? Will he mortify his flesh? Will they burn his old pope clothes? Does he get to keep his same bed? I expect People magazine to keep me posted!

Aimless, Friday, 15 March 2013 18:25 (twelve years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/YVABuwM.jpg

pplains, Friday, 15 March 2013 18:33 (twelve years ago)

creepy

lag∞n, Friday, 15 March 2013 21:39 (twelve years ago)

six years pass...

Pope eaten by wolves... refuses to step down

master of nuggets (Neanderthal), Saturday, 7 December 2019 17:40 (five years ago)

pack of wolves in miters now heads catholic church

"Third of the Storms" Jazz (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Saturday, 7 December 2019 23:24 (five years ago)

POPE TO WOLVES WTF?

lag∞n, Sunday, 8 December 2019 03:12 (five years ago)

Balloon boy

master of nuggets (Neanderthal), Sunday, 8 December 2019 03:29 (five years ago)

three years pass...

Can't wait for Ratz to give the dual victory signs before getting aboard the chopper.

― pplains, Monday, February 11, 2013 9:31 AM

"My mother was a saint... for real, poof!"

― saltwater incursion (Dr Morbius), Monday, February 11, 2013 9:31 AM

pplains, Thursday, 5 January 2023 18:36 (two years ago)

<3

Tracer Hand, Thursday, 5 January 2023 22:47 (two years ago)


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