your favorite 'character says the name of the movie' lines

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i.e., 'what if this is as good as it gets?' or 'you are...the fellowship...of the ring!'

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Thursday, 14 February 2013 05:59 (twelve years ago)

"shaken, not stirred"

d'eejban (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 14 February 2013 06:02 (twelve years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4GrHGnFtg4

The Mini-Mamas and the Mini-Papas (latebloomer), Thursday, 14 February 2013 06:02 (twelve years ago)

"marty we have to go back to the future part III"

Alice 2 Chainz - "I Luv Dem Bones" (zachlyon), Thursday, 14 February 2013 07:39 (twelve years ago)

THEY SAY YOU BRADE RUNNAH

Ask The Answer Man (sexyDancer), Thursday, 14 February 2013 08:06 (twelve years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0vjqieXrCHs

0:40

On Being Blue (Da Ba Dee): A Philosophical Inquiry (wins), Thursday, 14 February 2013 11:10 (twelve years ago)

"Forget it, Jake. It's Chinatown."

Neil S, Thursday, 14 February 2013 11:33 (twelve years ago)

"ROCKY! ROCKY! ROCKY! ROCKY!"

Stop Gerrying Me! (onimo), Thursday, 14 February 2013 11:39 (twelve years ago)

"They drew first blood, not me."

Stop Gerrying Me! (onimo), Thursday, 14 February 2013 11:40 (twelve years ago)

"hey, your shoe's untied... RAIN MAN"

Alice 2 Chainz - "I Luv Dem Bones" (zachlyon), Thursday, 14 February 2013 11:41 (twelve years ago)

We always called each other good fellas.

You'd say to somebody: "You'll like this guy. He's all right. He's a good fella, one of us."

Understand?

Stop Gerrying Me! (onimo), Thursday, 14 February 2013 11:46 (twelve years ago)

"Are those ... live rounds?"

"Seven-six-two millimeter. Full. Metal. Jacket."

at 1.10 here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vc2cPuwpqTg

Stop Gerrying Me! (onimo), Thursday, 14 February 2013 11:50 (twelve years ago)

They Shoot Horses, Don't They?

Extra credit for complete sentences

saltwater incursion (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 14 February 2013 12:24 (twelve years ago)

"Look at that Sarah Jessica Parker character. I don't know how she does it!" <--probably

Alice 2 Chainz - "I Luv Dem Bones" (zachlyon), Thursday, 14 February 2013 12:46 (twelve years ago)

Ah, ha um, love, hum, ha, actually, is, um, everywhere ah ha.

...to work on his autobiography, "kiddyfiddling as rome burns" (darraghmac), Thursday, 14 February 2013 12:48 (twelve years ago)

"I AM SAM!!"

Alice 2 Chainz - "I Luv Dem Bones" (zachlyon), Thursday, 14 February 2013 12:54 (twelve years ago)

Does anyone actually ever say "Who is Harry Kellerman and why is he saying those terrible things about me?" or "Oh dad, poor dad, mama's hung you in the closet and I'm feelin' so sad"? I've never seen either one.

clemenza, Thursday, 14 February 2013 12:54 (twelve years ago)

"no, i don't tip... i'm a RESERVOIR DOGS"

Alice 2 Chainz - "I Luv Dem Bones" (zachlyon), Thursday, 14 February 2013 12:54 (twelve years ago)

"welcome... to JURASSIC PARK"

this isn't my favourite, it just is one that came to mind.

Ballboy to Afghanistan (LocalGarda), Thursday, 14 February 2013 12:56 (twelve years ago)

She was my Rushmore, Max.

you're going home in a crispy ambulance (cajunsunday), Thursday, 14 February 2013 12:58 (twelve years ago)

"Look at that Sarah Jessica Parker character. I don't know how she does it!" <--probably

― Alice 2 Chainz - "I Luv Dem Bones" (zachlyon), Thursday, 14 February 2013 12:46 (16 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yeah and "I give it a year" and "he's just not that into you", I assume. I've seen I love you, man and they definitely do say the line in that one.

On Being Blue (Da Ba Dee): A Philosophical Inquiry (wins), Thursday, 14 February 2013 13:05 (twelve years ago)

I don't remember, does anyone actually ask whatever happened to baby jane?

On Being Blue (Da Ba Dee): A Philosophical Inquiry (wins), Thursday, 14 February 2013 13:06 (twelve years ago)

p sure no

saltwater incursion (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 14 February 2013 13:09 (twelve years ago)

Get to Know Your Rabbit

(i think Orson Welles says it)

saltwater incursion (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 14 February 2013 13:09 (twelve years ago)

"alice doesn't live here anymore so BUG OFF LOSER"

Alice 2 Chainz - "I Luv Dem Bones" (zachlyon), Thursday, 14 February 2013 13:10 (twelve years ago)

Whenever anyone says rambo

...to work on his autobiography, "kiddyfiddling as rome burns" (darraghmac), Thursday, 14 February 2013 13:13 (twelve years ago)

"If you don't calm down and settle down, there'll be no little Rambo III running around in your old age"

Rambo really could use an Alfred-like butler, now that I think of it.

Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 14 February 2013 13:18 (twelve years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0V1sYNvKZt8

lag∞n, Thursday, 14 February 2013 13:21 (twelve years ago)

in tdkr bane says something that might have been tdkr that was coold

...to work on his autobiography, "kiddyfiddling as rome burns" (darraghmac), Thursday, 14 February 2013 13:22 (twelve years ago)

"But more of Eve, later. All about Eve, in fact."

clemenza, Thursday, 14 February 2013 13:22 (twelve years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_7ueDriiDpo

lag∞n, Thursday, 14 February 2013 13:24 (twelve years ago)

morgan freeman: i recognize these words... these are... the SE7EN deadly sins...
brad pitt: what?
morgan freeman: the SE7EN deadly sins...
brad pitt: why are you saying it like that

Alice 2 Chainz - "I Luv Dem Bones" (zachlyon), Thursday, 14 February 2013 13:32 (twelve years ago)

loool

On Being Blue (Da Ba Dee): A Philosophical Inquiry (wins), Thursday, 14 February 2013 13:41 (twelve years ago)

bond movies are the gratuitous apex of this move

esp. when you hit the terrible song-title-titled movies like die another day

schlump, Thursday, 14 February 2013 13:41 (twelve years ago)

The Bond family motto happens to BE "The World Is Not Enough", has been since we arrived from Xenu.

Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 14 February 2013 13:48 (twelve years ago)

doug liman's go uses the "clever" device of all the characters saying the word "go" in different ways at key points in the movie.

On Being Blue (Da Ba Dee): A Philosophical Inquiry (wins), Thursday, 14 February 2013 13:49 (twelve years ago)

Oh and Skyfall is the name of the botched op at the start of the most recent, which I suppose sets up a sense of doom.

Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 14 February 2013 13:49 (twelve years ago)

More a case of "word is bound to pop up repeatedly in the movie," but just because of its impact and placement, Connie Corleone saying, "And you stood Godfather to our baby! You lousy cold hearted bastard!"

Gollum: "Hot, Ready and Smeagol!" (Phil D.), Thursday, 14 February 2013 13:50 (twelve years ago)

xp ?? it is? Skyfall is the name of Bond's childhood home.

Gollum: "Hot, Ready and Smeagol!" (Phil D.), Thursday, 14 February 2013 13:50 (twelve years ago)

?? Wha? Did I imagine the scene at the start where Skyfall comes up in the word association and he gets twitchy? I certainly missed the childhood home - where does it come up?

xp Godfather's in the first scene there isn't it, he upbraids the supplicant a bit on never inviting the Don around despite the Don being godfather to his kids.

Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 14 February 2013 13:54 (twelve years ago)

"a martini mr bond?"
"yes, quantum of solace"

you're going home in a crispy ambulance (cajunsunday), Thursday, 14 February 2013 13:56 (twelve years ago)

"This whole world is wild at heart and weird on top."

a tidy profit in Russia (Eazy), Thursday, 14 February 2013 13:58 (twelve years ago)

http://www.christies.com/lotfinderimages/D56347/skyfall_2012_d5634743_001h.jpg

He gets twitchy because of its association with his parents' deaths.

Gollum: "Hot, Ready and Smeagol!" (Phil D.), Thursday, 14 February 2013 14:00 (twelve years ago)

Ah no fair enough, I didn't actually think it was supposed to be a profound psychological marker (because, bond) - I just thought it was the codename for "Oh fuck someone has the names of all of our agents, the sky is falling"

Though obviously the sky has fallen in that picture, it works on many levels.

Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 14 February 2013 14:05 (twelve years ago)

“Don't let yourself get attached to anything you are not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds flat if you feel the heat around the corner.”

a tidy profit in Russia (Eazy), Thursday, 14 February 2013 14:11 (twelve years ago)

"Rocky, FIVE minutes until you must enter the ring."

Ballboy to Afghanistan (LocalGarda), Thursday, 14 February 2013 14:16 (twelve years ago)

"Rocky, THREE more push-ups and you're done"

Ballboy to Afghanistan (LocalGarda), Thursday, 14 February 2013 14:17 (twelve years ago)

"Rocky!"

Ballboy to Afghanistan (LocalGarda), Thursday, 14 February 2013 14:17 (twelve years ago)

"Rocky, four more years until your next movie"

Ballboy to Afghanistan (LocalGarda), Thursday, 14 February 2013 14:17 (twelve years ago)

obviously Margaret coz the title only comes up in the course of a Gerard Manley Hopkins poem and he is gr8

Black Sabbath - violence, religious obscurantism (imago), Thursday, 14 February 2013 14:18 (twelve years ago)

"Rocky TOO inexperienced to defeat Apollo Creed." xpost

Ballboy to Afghanistan (LocalGarda), Thursday, 14 February 2013 14:19 (twelve years ago)

sorry ronan

Black Sabbath - violence, religious obscurantism (imago), Thursday, 14 February 2013 14:19 (twelve years ago)

Spring and Fall:

to a Young Child

Margaret, are you grieving
Over Goldengrove unleaving?
Leaves, like the things of man, you
With your fresh thoughts care for, can you?
Ah! as the heart grows older
It will come to such sights colder
By and by, nor spare a sigh
Though worlds of wanwood leafmeal lie;
And yet you will weep and know why.
Now no matter, child, the name:
Sorrow's springs are the same.
Nor mouth had, no nor mind, expressed
What héart héard of, ghóst guéssed:
It is the blight man was born for,
It is Margaret you mourn for.

Black Sabbath - violence, religious obscurantism (imago), Thursday, 14 February 2013 14:20 (twelve years ago)

I'm hoping that Joseph Gordon Levitt at some point says "500 days of summer" but mumbles the 500 because he doesn't want it to be clear that he's kept count.

Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 14 February 2013 14:23 (twelve years ago)

awesome work Vindiesel, give me a fast five

frogbs, Thursday, 14 February 2013 14:28 (twelve years ago)

"Whoa, Vin, that was TOO fast, TOO furious."

Gollum: "Hot, Ready and Smeagol!" (Phil D.), Thursday, 14 February 2013 14:30 (twelve years ago)

Oh look aliens

...to work on his autobiography, "kiddyfiddling as rome burns" (darraghmac), Thursday, 14 February 2013 14:31 (twelve years ago)

"I am never coming back to this forbidden planet, I can tell you that."

Gollum: "Hot, Ready and Smeagol!" (Phil D.), Thursday, 14 February 2013 14:34 (twelve years ago)

"Rocky, IV drips can't be taken into the ring"

abanana, Thursday, 14 February 2013 14:34 (twelve years ago)

"We were goodfellas, and if we wanted to ignore punctuations in the way we spoke then that's exactly what we did."

Ballboy to Afghanistan (LocalGarda), Thursday, 14 February 2013 14:36 (twelve years ago)

Alien cube steak yumm my favourite

flamboyant goon tie included, Thursday, 14 February 2013 14:36 (twelve years ago)

"It looks like Mario and Luigi have saved the day. I'd call them, the SUPER Mario Brothers."

frogbs, Thursday, 14 February 2013 14:45 (twelve years ago)

that one was real, by the way

frogbs, Thursday, 14 February 2013 14:45 (twelve years ago)

"I'm sorry, I didn't get your - "

"Kane. Citizen Kane."

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 14 February 2013 14:49 (twelve years ago)

We went on a real space odyssey today, Dave

frogbs, Thursday, 14 February 2013 14:49 (twelve years ago)

"you ever heard of a donkey punch?"

tpp, Thursday, 14 February 2013 14:51 (twelve years ago)

"you got an abortion, i'm tearing movie tickets, brad's selling seafood, and this dude just ordered pizza! these truly are fast times at ridgemont high."

balls, Thursday, 14 February 2013 14:52 (twelve years ago)

There really should have been a bit like this in that Serpeants In Flight movie.

Ballboy to Afghanistan (LocalGarda), Thursday, 14 February 2013 14:53 (twelve years ago)

"guys! i've been ZAPPED!"

balls, Thursday, 14 February 2013 14:53 (twelve years ago)

"in regards to my virginity? i'm LOSIN' IT!"

balls, Thursday, 14 February 2013 14:55 (twelve years ago)

what kind of depraved person would put snakes on a plane?

frogbs, Thursday, 14 February 2013 14:55 (twelve years ago)

"Batman begins to tire of your crimes."

Ballboy to Afghanistan (LocalGarda), Thursday, 14 February 2013 14:57 (twelve years ago)

"Having a party full of hookers at my house while my parents are gone? Man, that is some RISKY BUSINESS."

Gollum: "Hot, Ready and Smeagol!" (Phil D.), Thursday, 14 February 2013 14:59 (twelve years ago)

If you can't duck salad, duck soup.

saltwater incursion (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 14 February 2013 15:17 (twelve years ago)

"you got an abortion, i'm tearing movie tickets, brad's selling seafood, and this dude just ordered pizza! these truly are fast times at ridgemont high."

― balls, Thursday, February 14, 2013 9:52 AM (30 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol

zero dark (s1ocki), Thursday, 14 February 2013 15:25 (twelve years ago)

"I sometimes feel as if the goalie's anxiety at the penalty kick is an apt metaphor for life in West Germany today."

clemenza, Thursday, 14 February 2013 15:27 (twelve years ago)

"Dick."

Zero Dark 33⅓: The Final Insult (Eric H.), Thursday, 14 February 2013 16:16 (twelve years ago)

When I saw Throw Momma from the Train, a guy near me in the theater kept hollering the title during the movie's last 20 minutes.

a tidy profit in Russia (Eazy), Thursday, 14 February 2013 16:19 (twelve years ago)

We were watching "No country for old men" with the inlaws, and for all they were enjoying the film, when it ended and the bloke left the house, they went 'oh'

Not 'oh' as in "well, did he or didn't he?" but..

"Nobody said it!"

They felt let down by the movie because the detective chief never said, over a beer, "well, this is no country for old men.."

Mark G, Thursday, 14 February 2013 16:23 (twelve years ago)

"These school shootings are the proverbial Elephant in the room."

Zero Dark 33⅓: The Final Insult (Eric H.), Thursday, 14 February 2013 16:25 (twelve years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsA4FnwrR7E

Zero Dark 33⅓: The Final Insult (Eric H.), Thursday, 14 February 2013 16:27 (twelve years ago)

you look like an elephant, man

frogbs, Thursday, 14 February 2013 16:28 (twelve years ago)

i vas... not ze only vone who did not give evidence!

what?

THREE men carried your friend's body to ze curb.

kurtz?

yes.

the romanian?

yes.

and?

ZERE VAS A TIRD MAN. HE didn't give evidence.

a permanent mental health break (difficult listening hour), Thursday, 14 February 2013 16:29 (twelve years ago)

bzzt, film is called THE third man

ledge, Thursday, 14 February 2013 16:29 (twelve years ago)

cotton says that later but it's not as good

a permanent mental health break (difficult listening hour), Thursday, 14 February 2013 16:31 (twelve years ago)

cotten

a permanent mental health break (difficult listening hour), Thursday, 14 February 2013 16:31 (twelve years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9r7X3f2gFz4

a permanent mental health break (difficult listening hour), Thursday, 14 February 2013 16:33 (twelve years ago)

"Hey, how's it going Precious based on the novel Push by Sapphire"

pun lovin criminal (polyphonic), Thursday, 14 February 2013 16:34 (twelve years ago)

you get yer hair cut boy! you don't belong in nashville!

a permanent mental health break (difficult listening hour), Thursday, 14 February 2013 16:36 (twelve years ago)

Say, ya know those two fellas ya put me in touch with, up there in Fargo?

pplains, Thursday, 14 February 2013 16:37 (twelve years ago)

"I'm sorry I accidentally domed your son"

Ima R.A.E.D. (DJP), Thursday, 14 February 2013 16:53 (twelve years ago)

"There goes the greatest cop anyone has ever known. He wasn't just any cop, he was a Robocop."

The Mini-Mamas and the Mini-Papas (latebloomer), Thursday, 14 February 2013 17:24 (twelve years ago)

"Stop or my mom will shoot!"

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 14 February 2013 17:25 (twelve years ago)

*ring ring* "Hello? Yes, this is E.T. The Extra-Terrestrial*

flamboyant goon tie included, Thursday, 14 February 2013 17:40 (twelve years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0V1sYNvKZt8

balls, Thursday, 14 February 2013 17:43 (twelve years ago)

"ve are looking for ze last american virgin"

balls, Thursday, 14 February 2013 17:45 (twelve years ago)

"Name?"

"Jeanne Dielman, 23 Quai du Commerce, 1080 Bruxelles."

"I didn't ask for your life story, lady..."

clemenza, Thursday, 14 February 2013 17:49 (twelve years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CDdV-pN9pjk

a tidy profit in Russia (Eazy), Thursday, 14 February 2013 17:53 (twelve years ago)

Bond movies do this a lot.

May Day: "What a view..."
Zorin: "...to a kill."

Bond: "I must have scared The Living Gaylights out of her"

"Did you see the sign on my car park that said 'Dead King Storage'?" (snoball), Thursday, 14 February 2013 17:59 (twelve years ago)

Daylights, I mean

"Did you see the sign on my car park that said 'Dead King Storage'?" (snoball), Thursday, 14 February 2013 17:59 (twelve years ago)

"And that, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, is How Stella Got Her Groove Back."

Zero Dark 33⅓: The Final Insult (Eric H.), Thursday, 14 February 2013 18:02 (twelve years ago)

"That guy? Oh, he's the Englishman who went up a hill but came down a mountain."

Gollum: "Hot, Ready and Smeagol!" (Phil D.), Thursday, 14 February 2013 18:06 (twelve years ago)

"Let him have his Something Big."

"Did you see the sign on my car park that said 'Dead King Storage'?" (snoball), Thursday, 14 February 2013 18:10 (twelve years ago)

A good one is Gary Cole picking up the joint remnant from the asphalt, taking a deep whiff, and saying "Pineapple Express."

a tidy profit in Russia (Eazy), Thursday, 14 February 2013 18:10 (twelve years ago)

You mean that bear ate every last bite of Timothy Treadwell? That's Grizzly, Man!

Zero Dark 33⅓: The Final Insult (Eric H.), Thursday, 14 February 2013 18:12 (twelve years ago)

"It looks like Mario and Luigi have saved the day. I'd call them, the SUPER Mario Brothers."

― frogbs, Thursday, February 14, 2013 2:45 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I have literally only just realised... This means Mario's full name is Mario Mario, right?

emil.y, Thursday, 14 February 2013 18:16 (twelve years ago)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mario#Appearances

Mario first debuted as "Jumpman" in the arcade game Donkey Kong in 1981.[4] He is shown as a carpenter that has a pet ape.[17] The carpenter mistreats the ape, so Donkey Kong escapes and kidnaps Jumpman's girlfriend, originally known as the Lady, but later named Pauline. The player must take the role of Jumpman and rescue the girl. The character was later renamed "Mario" in the 1982 arcade game Donkey Kong Junior, the only game in which he has ever been portrayed as an antagonist. In the 1983 arcade game Mario Bros., Mario and his younger brother Luigi are portrayed as Italian-American[10] plumbers[18] who have to defeat creatures that have been coming from the sewers below New York. Their surname was "Mario", resulting in Mario's full name being first given here as "Mario Mario".[19]

Ima R.A.E.D. (DJP), Thursday, 14 February 2013 18:21 (twelve years ago)

Ha, Jesus.

emil.y, Thursday, 14 February 2013 18:25 (twelve years ago)

This thread has made me wonder if, when these movies are translated into different languages and the title is changed, if the dialogue is reworked to include the changed title. Especially in Finland.

Ima R.A.E.D. (DJP), Thursday, 14 February 2013 18:25 (twelve years ago)

Hey, We're Plumbing!

emil.y, Thursday, 14 February 2013 18:26 (twelve years ago)

Hey, We're Shooting Horses!

emil.y, Thursday, 14 February 2013 18:27 (twelve years ago)

"Bon Voyage, Charlie Brown!"

"...and Don't Come Back!!"

cwkiii, Thursday, 14 February 2013 18:39 (twelve years ago)

xp Brief New York run as <I>Hey, I'm Shootin' Horses Here!</I>

Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 14 February 2013 18:44 (twelve years ago)

"Mother, may I sleep with danger?"

Public Brooding Closet (cryptosicko), Thursday, 14 February 2013 18:46 (twelve years ago)

"only if you've finished your homework"

Ima R.A.E.D. (DJP), Thursday, 14 February 2013 18:47 (twelve years ago)

"and that's how I learned to love Riding the Bus With My Sister"

Welcome to my world of proses (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 14 February 2013 18:48 (twelve years ago)

not without my daughter!

mookieproof, Thursday, 14 February 2013 18:53 (twelve years ago)

"We'll never catch her at this rate! Charlies angels, FULL THROTTLE!"

Ima R.A.E.D. (DJP), Thursday, 14 February 2013 18:54 (twelve years ago)

la Lohan declaring, "I know who killed me!"

Big Sambola & The Tailspinners (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 14 February 2013 18:58 (twelve years ago)

in Finland, that movie was called Hey, We're Vivisecting!

Ima R.A.E.D. (DJP), Thursday, 14 February 2013 19:04 (twelve years ago)

"Glen, Gary, Glenn, Ross, this is that asshole from HQ I was telling you about."

Gollum: "Hot, Ready and Smeagol!" (Phil D.), Thursday, 14 February 2013 19:21 (twelve years ago)

"How would I describe them? Well, they're cannabilistic...humanoid...underground...dwellers."

"Is there any way we can shorten that?"

clemenza, Thursday, 14 February 2013 19:24 (twelve years ago)

"this truly was a night to rem*glugglug*"

steaklife (donna rouge), Thursday, 14 February 2013 19:25 (twelve years ago)

la Lohan declaring, "I know who killed me!"

Truly, we know the murderer of me was us

flamboyant goon tie included, Thursday, 14 February 2013 19:37 (twelve years ago)

"Do you think it would be alright if I backed down from time to time?"

"No, NEVER BACK DOWN!"

Public Brooding Closet (cryptosicko), Thursday, 14 February 2013 20:04 (twelve years ago)

"Listen, lady. You can take the train or drive if you want to. That's up to you. Little Dieter needs to fly."

pun lovin criminal (polyphonic), Thursday, 14 February 2013 20:09 (twelve years ago)

'SNOOPY, COME HOME!'

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Thursday, 14 February 2013 20:15 (twelve years ago)

"Kid, you and me, you know what we are? We're ordinary people. Your mom and dad? Ordinary people. Bob Redford? Ordinary guy. Ask anyone."

a tidy profit in Russia (Eazy), Thursday, 14 February 2013 20:20 (twelve years ago)

'that TAXI DRIVER's been staring at us.'

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Thursday, 14 February 2013 20:31 (twelve years ago)

"so I married an axe murderer - so what?"

Welcome to my world of proses (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 14 February 2013 20:33 (twelve years ago)

Did a search. Shocked no one has mentioned Shane.

Aimless, Thursday, 14 February 2013 20:34 (twelve years ago)

"Honolulu starbright, the song remains the same!"

pplains, Thursday, 14 February 2013 20:38 (twelve years ago)

"I shall remember this moment: the silence, the twilight, the six maritime mammals of the Pinniped order coasting the shore - just one more and I shall be complete"

Black Sabbath - violence, religious obscurantism (imago), Thursday, 14 February 2013 20:40 (twelve years ago)

'maybe it was the 60s. or maybe i was just a girl...interrupted.'

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Thursday, 14 February 2013 20:44 (twelve years ago)

"Some Delta Force this turned out to be. More like a Delta Farce if you ask me!"

Big Sambola & The Tailspinners (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 14 February 2013 20:47 (twelve years ago)

"How the hell am I supposed to use 'gleaming the cube' in a sentence? What does that even mean?"

Ima R.A.E.D. (DJP), Thursday, 14 February 2013 20:48 (twelve years ago)

"What time is it?!"
"Its Play Time!!!!"

you're going home in a crispy ambulance (cajunsunday), Thursday, 14 February 2013 20:49 (twelve years ago)

begun the star wars have

a permanent mental health break (difficult listening hour), Thursday, 14 February 2013 20:52 (twelve years ago)

greed is good... on wall street

a permanent mental health break (difficult listening hour), Thursday, 14 February 2013 20:52 (twelve years ago)

"Qu'est-ce que c'est la regle du jeu?"

"Quiconque gagne, tout le monde perd"

Black Sabbath - violence, religious obscurantism (imago), Thursday, 14 February 2013 20:57 (twelve years ago)

I gotta do something here, I still can't believe it. I gotta give you your dream shot! I'm gonna send you up against the best. You two characters are going to Top Gun.

Stop Gerrying Me! (onimo), Thursday, 14 February 2013 20:59 (twelve years ago)

'seven-six-two millimeter. full metal jacket.'

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Thursday, 14 February 2013 20:59 (twelve years ago)

I can remember when I was a little boy. My grandmother and I could hold conversations entirely without ever opening our mouths. She called it "shining."

Brad C., Thursday, 14 February 2013 21:04 (twelve years ago)

I got a name.
What?
The Doors.

Stop Gerrying Me! (onimo), Thursday, 14 February 2013 21:05 (twelve years ago)

"And that's how Old Yellower got his name. Of course, we just call him Old Yeller for short."

flamboyant goon tie included, Thursday, 14 February 2013 21:12 (twelve years ago)

Much as I enjoy dese desserts, I doubt we can make a whole movie about de soufflé

On Being Blue (Da Ba Dee): A Philosophical Inquiry (wins), Thursday, 14 February 2013 21:18 (twelve years ago)

ugetsu monogatari? you gots to be kidding me.

you're going home in a crispy ambulance (cajunsunday), Thursday, 14 February 2013 21:21 (twelve years ago)

The life of a repo man is always intense

brimstead, Thursday, 14 February 2013 21:23 (twelve years ago)

Much as I enjoy dese desserts, I doubt we can make a whole movie about de soufflé

haha

pun lovin criminal (polyphonic), Thursday, 14 February 2013 21:24 (twelve years ago)

looool that's great

Alice 2 Chainz - "I Luv Dem Bones" (zachlyon), Thursday, 14 February 2013 21:32 (twelve years ago)

"So you're all astronauts on some sort of... star trek?"

"Did you see the sign on my car park that said 'Dead King Storage'?" (snoball), Thursday, 14 February 2013 21:39 (twelve years ago)

morgan freeman: i recognize these words... these are... the SE7EN deadly sins...
brad pitt: what?
morgan freeman: the SE7EN deadly sins...
brad pitt: why are you saying it like that

A+

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 14 February 2013 21:44 (twelve years ago)

'didn't you have a daughter with a lovely name? yeah! a lovely...what was it now? a lovely, lyrical, lilting name, like, uh... uh...'
'LO-LI-TA!!!'

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Thursday, 14 February 2013 21:46 (twelve years ago)

six years pass...

"You've finally made it, kid. You're a Beverly Hills Cop 2"

When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 23 October 2019 04:42 (five years ago)

"I thought I told you to ask the neighbors to tell their kid to stop throwing his tennis balls into our yard!"

"I did! I haven't see one in weeks."

"(Points) One flew over the cuckoo's nest!"

When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 23 October 2019 05:10 (five years ago)

"You may not have a cybernetic body, but you treat human beings like equations to be solved, glitches to be smoothed out. In your own way... you're a Robocop 2."

Tuomas, Wednesday, 23 October 2019 06:04 (five years ago)

"How come you got a picture of a vacant lot in Paris, Texas, Walt?''

van dyke parks generator (anagram), Wednesday, 23 October 2019 06:46 (five years ago)

https://twitter.com/saythetitle?lang=en

Jeff Bathos (symsymsym), Wednesday, 23 October 2019 06:48 (five years ago)

Commissioner Gordon, as he sees the Batsignal in the sky: "The dark knight rises. K-N-I-G-H-T, not N-I-G-H-T"

Vinnie, Wednesday, 23 October 2019 14:36 (five years ago)

"Listen, baby. There's a clause in every accident policy...a little thing called double indemnity."

clemenza, Wednesday, 23 October 2019 14:50 (five years ago)

"Ren! Get off of the train track, the 11 am is barreling towards you!"

"I can't get my foot loose!"

When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 23 October 2019 15:28 (five years ago)

"Del, we've tried pretty much every mode of transport available in modern America. Planes, trains, and automobiles. What else do you suggest? Hovercraft? Monorail? Skateboard? Saturn 5 rocket? How about you go off and mope about your dead wife while I phone my family and ask them to pick me up, which they can do because my wife - she's alive - my living wife has a car. It's great sleeping with a woman. They're soft, and it doesn't feel pervy when you touch them. What's that, Del? You're going to hang yourself? Well, good riddance! You're not funny, and you're going to die in six years anyway! Go on, tie the knot real tight! Jump, you can make it!"

Ashley Pomeroy, Wednesday, 23 October 2019 22:34 (five years ago)

"forget it, jake. it's as good as it gets"

devvvine, Wednesday, 23 October 2019 22:36 (five years ago)

"How were your entrees tonight?"
"Super, man!"

When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 23 October 2019 22:38 (five years ago)

"Forget it, the two Jakes, it's Chinatown."

Hideous Lump, Thursday, 24 October 2019 03:39 (five years ago)

"It must be some kind of....hot tub time machine...."

Anne Hedonia (j.lu), Thursday, 24 October 2019 12:41 (five years ago)

"I'm tired of these motherfucking fools on this motherfucking ship"

Xia Nu del Vague (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 24 October 2019 12:47 (five years ago)

"Another home-run? Truly he is... the Bat-man!"

Frederik B, Thursday, 24 October 2019 12:50 (five years ago)

"we've got a thousand unsold copies of this novel to dispose of. i'm afraid we're going to have to pulp fiction"

devvvine, Thursday, 24 October 2019 12:55 (five years ago)

How were your entrees tonight?"
"Super, man!"


lol, this is pretty close to the actual movie.

I don't get wet because I am tall and thin and I am afraid of people (Eliza D.), Thursday, 24 October 2019 12:55 (five years ago)

“Forget it Joker, it’s Chinatown.”

thicc elizabeth (voodoo chili), Thursday, 24 October 2019 13:19 (five years ago)

"I wish to report a safety issue at my apartment"

"What exactly is the problem with it?"

"A river runs through it!"

When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Thursday, 24 October 2019 14:26 (five years ago)

"forget it, jake, it's the land before time x: the great longneck migration"

genre: post-britpop (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 24 October 2019 14:32 (five years ago)


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