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Time for some stirring. Who on ILE would make the cutest couples? Who would be the worst?

― Tom, Monday, 13 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Well, the cutest couple would have to include Nicky D. The only question then is who could complete the couple. Off the top of my head, Emma H seems appropriate given that they get on as it is.

― the pinefox, Monday, 13 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Pete and Emma.

― Richard Tunnicliffe, Monday, 13 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Me and pinefox. IN HIS DREAMS.

― Nick, Monday, 13 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Whilst obviously any couple with me in it would be cute I would have to draw the line at me + Pete. Unless me + Pete is the worst.

― Emma, Monday, 13 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Ally and Ethan.

Suzy and Dave Q.

― Tom, Monday, 13 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Josh and DG. Suzy and Pinefox. Momus and Melissa W. Otis and Kris.

Someone include me in a a couple! Go on!

― Greg, Monday, 13 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Greg and Nathalie.

― Tom, Monday, 13 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Ally and Momus. There'd never be a dull moment.

― Richard Tunnicliffe, Monday, 13 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Greg and Fred, obviously, as it sounds GREAT.

(Can I be in a couple TOO, please???)

Nicky D and Emma eh? Well well....

― Sarah, Monday, 13 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Tom and Richard T.

― Greg, Monday, 13 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Sarah and Norman Fay.

― Greg, Monday, 13 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Sarah C. and MJ Hibbett, duh.

Except he hardly ever posts. Sarah C. and Stevie T. would be a fine complimentary mix.

― Tom, Monday, 13 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

What, you mean they'd pay each other lots of compliments? I suspect the reverse.

Why have I been paired with Suzy? And more importantly, should I be getting excited at the idea?

― the pinefox, Monday, 13 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Actually I think Tom E and Sarah C would make some sense.

― the pinefox, Monday, 13 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Gareth and Melissa W.

Geordie Racer and Jayne Middlemiss. Oops - that's not in the rules.

― the pinefox, Monday, 13 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

:...(

― mark s, Monday, 13 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Mark S and Robin C.

― the pinefox, Monday, 13 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Some justification for copulation rationale would be nice.

― suzy, Monday, 13 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I was working on the Paula Abdul rule of relationships. Or the Scooby Doo rule, you might say.

― Tom, Monday, 13 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

No kidding. Cor!

― the pinefox, Monday, 13 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Dave Motherfucking Popshots and Kerry K.

Nicole W. and Junichiro.

How could I forget - Josh and Alix.

― Tom, Monday, 13 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

PS: My response was to Suzy, not Tom, and I was NOT working on Tom's Paula principle.

― the pinefox, Monday, 13 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Josh and Alix - it's inevitable.

― Greg, Monday, 13 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Alix? Who is this Alix? Why haven't you told me about Alix, Josh?

Kerry - call me. *wink* Hubba hubba.

― David Raposa, Monday, 13 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

:.................................................................................................(

― mark s, Monday, 13 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Stop your sobbing, Mark S. You said yourself on another thread that nobody is worthy!

― Tom, Monday, 13 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I would rather have no-one than get lumbered with Pete. Count yourself lucky Mark.

― Emma, Monday, 13 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Eureka!! Mark S and Pete!

― Tom, Monday, 13 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

>:-)_...

― mark s, Monday, 13 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Any for me ?

― anthony, Monday, 13 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

You can have Mike Hanley, anthony.

― Nick, Monday, 13 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Me and Momus???? The pretention would be unbearable for the world, it'd probably open some sort of evil vortex that would suck the entire world into it.

― Ally, Monday, 13 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Always the best man, never the bride, errr, I mean groom.

― jel, Monday, 13 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Jel and Kim!

― Tom, Monday, 13 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Pairing Hanle y up with someone is surely risky business. Those ocelots have a wicked jealous streak.

― Richard Tunnicliffe, Monday, 13 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

ha, nicole and junichiro.

i think dave motherfucking etc and nathalie would work. or mel and pinefox. and i'd try anthony for a day (sub-qn: which ile-er would you 'try for a day'?).

― ethan, Monday, 13 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Anthony, you like men of the cloth - how about the Dirty Vicar?

― Tom, Monday, 13 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I would try Ally for a day, just to see if she's really a man.

― Nick, Monday, 13 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I was hoping for Momus. But only orally .

― anthony, Monday, 13 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Specifically, a trucker from Minnesota.

― Nick, Monday, 13 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

C'mon, gimme a cut on the action here!

― Michael Bourke, Monday, 13 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

The truth slowly comes out. Nick is in love with me. I told you all, but no one would believe. And now look! He wants to go with me!

I would like to date Mike for a day, just because I really want to meet him to find out if he's secretly someone I know.

― Ally, Monday, 13 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I said a day only. And there would be no funny business.

― Nick, Monday, 13 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Yes, because I wouldn't allow any funny business. Hating sex, etc. Anyhow, it starts off with this begruding "Just a day!" crap. Then it becomes another day. Then another. Before I know it, you're my full fledged stalker. I've been expecting it to happen.

― Ally, Monday, 13 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Don't we all want to meet Mike? I think we secretly adore him. Not me though. hah! I am jesting of course.

I think Momus would love Momus.

Menage a trois with Dave Motherfucking and Greg? I am up for it. Come to mama! ;-)

― nathalie (nathalie), Monday, 13 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Would Dave's mother also be involved somehow?

― nick, Monday, 13 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Nick, uh no, I cried "Come to mama" I would fill that role of course.

― nathalie (nathalie), Monday, 13 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Don't be talkin bout my momma.

― David Raposa, Monday, 13 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

If Momus would start smoking, would the old Momus hate him?

― nathalie (nathalie), Monday, 13 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Nathalie and Nick. For alliterative value.

And me?

― Graham, Monday, 13 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Does Momus dream of electric sheep?

And I'm not sure the complexities and conflicts that constitute the entirety of Mik e could be fully appreciated in only 24 hours.

And where IS he, anyway?

I think Mik e and Mike would make a nice couple. It'd be convenient to buy "them" gifts, too.

― David Raposa, Monday, 13 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

1. Nick + Ally = good.

2. Why is Mark S sad to get Robin C?

3. Who is 'Mel'? I don't think I know any 'Mel'.

― the pinefox, Monday, 13 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Does Momus dream of electric sheep?

Does he dream of... No, not Dick. But himself. I want to know. Actually do your dreams contain you as an extra or do you play the leading role?

― nathalie (nathalie), Monday, 13 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

mel is melissa w, pinefox.

― ethan, Monday, 13 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

mark s = happy to get Robin but he lives far

― mark s, Monday, 13 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

josh and maura, because they're nice people who like the same awful music.

― ethan, Monday, 13 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Ethan has demanded that I pair him with someone. And not a guy. But for the music comment above, I am afraid it must be the hip-hop-lovin' Ethan with the hip-hop-hatin' pinefox. Sorry E. If it makes you feel any better you could pretend to be a girl. With pigtails, even ('rowr' sez pinefox).

― Josh, Monday, 13 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

i pair josh's ass with a large splintered sodomizing stick covered with bees. the kind that produce welts filled with fluid when they sting you.

― ethan, Monday, 13 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Graham and Rebecca? I'm running out of lady posters frankly.

― Tom, Monday, 13 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

mark s & guy beckett
nick & ally
the pinefox & emma
sterling clover & maura
stevie t & suzy
tracer hand & maryann
ethan & starry sarah
josh & kerry

― youn, Monday, 13 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

i like being pairing with starry sarah even though i know nothing about her.

― ethan, Monday, 13 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

read her on the Clientele/Album Of The Year thread on ILM and you'll see why.

― youn, Monday, 13 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Youn's parings are well thought through, with one obvious exception.

― Nick, Monday, 13 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I'd move to couple with Mark S ...

My nomination: Momus and Kate Masonic.

― Robin Carmody, Monday, 13 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Maura and David R. They can indulge in infantilism together

― Nick, Monday, 13 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

What's the exception? Sterling & Maura? I thought that was a stroke of genius.

― youn, Monday, 13 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Aw, Nick. But you make it sound like a BAD thing...

― David Raposa, Monday, 13 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Not at all. Bring on the romper suits.

― Nick, Monday, 13 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

As it cruelly and unjustly seems that both Dan and I have been left out of these suggestions, presumably because nobody here appreciates us or something, we'll have to set up house together. Then we can talk about the Cure ALL DAY LONG.

― Ned Raggett, Monday, 13 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

To answer Nathalie regarding dreams:

I usually play a bit-part in my dreams. The main characters are these bodies with faces that are actually ripped from magazines or other photographs. One time, I was an Animaniac. Another time, I was Batman (or Robin). Unfortunately, I have never been a Viking in my dreams.

― David Raposa, Monday, 13 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Yes Ned, I'd have thought that pairing was so obvious it went without saying.

― Tom, Monday, 13 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Why on EARTH would people think that Ned and I were a good match? I am wounded! *pouts, then storms off in a huff*

(This edition of Answer Your Own Question Theatre is brought to you by Rice-A- Roni.)

― Dan Perry, Monday, 13 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

It's only a matter of time before Nick asks me to marry him.

― Ally, Monday, 13 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

[Just waiting for Kerry to reject my invitation on the Excercise thread...]

― Nitsuh, Monday, 13 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

It doesn't look like we've paired anyone off who has told us they are partnered up, except for Ally.

― suzy, Monday, 13 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I've been paired a couple of times. And want more, dammit!

― Tom, Monday, 13 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Nobody's taking my committed relationship seriously at all. Perhaps I should pair up with Tom so that Isabel and Ramon will have something to do during this ILE date.

― Ally, Monday, 13 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

tom & alix
arthur & sean
[nitsuh & kerry] -> [josh & nicole]

― youn, Monday, 13 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

That arrow is the most disturbing thing I have seen on this thread so far as far as I am concerned. WHAT DOES IT MEAN???

― Josh, Monday, 13 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Does that last entry mean a sort of Tupperware swinging foursome?

― the pinefox, Monday, 13 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Josh: I think it means that if I entered the presence of Kerry, I would become you and she would become Nicole.

― Nitsuh, Monday, 13 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Josh: I think it means that if I entered the presence of Kerry, I would become you and she would become Nicole. Since you've just claimed you're Moon-King-shaped and I've just claimed I've been jogging, I suppose I should stay the hell away from Kerry.

― Nitsuh, Monday, 13 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Yeah, sorry, Nitsuh & Kerry could be together without Josh & Nicole being together. But Josh, Kerry, and Nitsuh seem too honorable for more than one pair to exist amongst them.

― youn, Monday, 13 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

And Nicole seems like a faithless ho???? ;)

I have lost so much netkarma by starting this thread.

― Tom, Monday, 13 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Being as she's my evil doppelganger, then she's at least a tart, if not a faithless ho.

― Ally, Monday, 13 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Wait: your name is Youn Noh?

You have just entered my personal pantheon of terrific Nohs, including my friend June Noh (Juneau) and her father, Dr. Noh.

― Nitsuh, Monday, 13 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Madchen + 96.

But are they prepared to Up The Ante?

― the pinefox, Monday, 13 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Well, I'm sure you're all lovely fellas, but having looked at the age thread, I must say that I am probably too old for y'all. I am old, old, old. We're talking Bette Davis Baby Jane Hag old. Aren't there any septuagenarians around here for me?

― Kerry, Monday, 13 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Age diff: mark s - robin = 21 yrs; so unless kerry = 62+, mark & kerry = within approved ile tolerances (plus sitting in a tree)

― mark s, Monday, 13 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

CEN - SOR - I - N - G.

― Momusitsuh, Monday, 13 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I love Myself. Mike and Mike do it together all the way

― Mike Hanley, Monday, 13 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Momus? Me? This is somehow strangely fitting in nightmarish ways.
Though Pinefox makes sense as well for the whole spelling thing.
Gareth for looking sickly and skinny.

I wonder if this comes down to random name recalls.

― Melissa W, Monday, 13 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

duane said it's ok to write that in actual fact in actual reality in the actual real real world he actually got with someone from ILE type interaction and the actual name of the actual person was Diane for anyone who ever saw their romantic flirtation in progress so there you go it's not impossible only vulgar, ha ha I am only joking ok.

― maryann, Tuesday, 14 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Suzy and Momus
Dan and Kate
Tom and Emma
Mike and Momus
Duane and Dave Q
Mark S. and Norman Fay

― Dave M., Tuesday, 14 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

... so I guess it's too late for Dave Q, never mind, you'll always have the pornography thread. And you can in fact read all about the sweet budding love that ILE fostered if you want ... here

― maryann, Tuesday, 14 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

i want momus . i would also like geoff, mike, peter, ally and kate.
Behold my POLYSEXAUL HAREM OF IRONY

― anthony, Tuesday, 14 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

sp: 'POLYSEXUAL'.

― the pinefox, Tuesday, 14 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Pinefox is the kind of fellow who would correct the garmamr of his lovers moans.

― anthony, Tuesday, 14 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

grammar.

― anthony, Tuesday, 14 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I do not like this thread. You should all have to justify your choices.

― Emma, Tuesday, 14 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I did justify my choices!! Anyway you cannot justify true love, you must feel it in your heart.

Admittedly true love for me in the eyes of other posters seems to be "likes going for a beer with" but you take what you can get I suppose.

― Tom, Tuesday, 14 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Is Ethan friends with Josh?? I think we should defintely date. But oh! What about poor Josh! Sitting at home alone! He should come along too... but what a gooseberry huh, whilst me and Ethan are getting along he would be dreaming of what it would be like to be sat also with a pretty GURL. So perhaps we should double date! I could bring my flatmate along...

Who happens to be a certain monkey loving linguist guest who looks really GREAT in a white trash fake moustache and mullet. I saw the American Bobface last night and it scared me.

She wouldn't wear the moustache on the date though.

Unless Josh likes it...

― Sarah, Tuesday, 14 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Despite that upon telling her about this thread last night for a while she thought people wanted to fix Josh up with Alex T, not grasping the subtle inflections of "Alix" v. "Alex"...

Alex T and who, eh?

― Sarah, Tuesday, 14 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

DOES THE WOMAN NOT KNOW HER OWN NAME?

That Qn is indeed urgent and key. (The Alex T. one not the one as to whether Alix knows her own name which I'm sure she does.) Lovely fellow, very clever, likes a beer, into critical theory, trust him he's a Doctor....any takers?

Coming Next: ILE Personal Ads.

― Tom, Tuesday, 14 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

i'm only friends with josh when he isn't taking offhand suggestions of mine and posting them to the forum so it looks i go around begging him to do things all the time.

― ethan, Tuesday, 14 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

When It happens, will the monkey need to Get a Room of its own?

Perhaps it can listen to jazz in there till the owners have finished what they're doing.

― the pinefox, Tuesday, 14 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

The monkey is fully integrated Pinefox. What would YOU do with the fox, eh?

― Sarah, Tuesday, 14 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

i'll join anthony in his polymorphous perverisyt, and suggest an ile gangbang - i want you all inside me.

― Geoff, Tuesday, 14 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I changed my Mind, I want t NIck

― Mike Hanley, Tuesday, 14 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Time and place Geoff.

― anthony, Tuesday, 14 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

when the current oz govt are voted out in dece3mber, it's all on at my place...sydney in december is beautiful.

― Geoff, Tuesday, 14 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

"Alex T and who, eh?"

Precisely the question I've been asking myself, lately.

― alex t, Friday, 17 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

what, an all in gang bang isn't good enough for you?

― Geoff, Friday, 17 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

DJ Carsmile + DJ Christ.

― the pinefox, Friday, 17 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Greg and The Divine LC.

― Greg, Saturday, 18 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Pfff, she wouldn't touch you with a bargepole, mate.

― DG, Sunday, 19 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

"Well, I'm sure you're all lovely fellas, but having looked at the age thread, I must say that I am probably too old for y'all. I am old, old, old. We're talking Bette Davis Baby Jane Hag old. Aren't there any septuagenarians around here for me?"

Come to papa, of course I'm not over-educated and into vertical stacking sooo...

(PS I too *looked* at the age thread)

― jameslucas, Sunday, 19 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

old men are kinda attractive, especially if they have piercings and tats

― Geoff, Sunday, 19 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

one month passes...

Following fun fur revelations here, I nominate Mark S and Starry.

― Richard Tunnicliffe, Tuesday, 16 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Tracer Hand & maryann

― youn, Friday, 19 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

toraneko and me. Jokes!

actually, i think dave q and menelaus would be a cute couple. and, if you believe opposites attract, rainy and doompatrol.

― di, Friday, 19 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Rainy and Windy, if only for thevile analogies about tempestuous love that could be made.

― Menelaus Darcy, Friday, 19 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

what about sunny and cloudy? snowy and freezey? dopey and sneezy?

― di, Friday, 19 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

don't you all live in one room anyway? you probably all share the same virulent strain of commune-clap too, hippies.

― windy, Friday, 19 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

you should know, you're rainy's soulmate

― di, Friday, 19 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

dear prudence: isn't it time for you to leave your petty middle class possessiveness behind? relax, turn off your mind and float downstream, you nutcase hippy freak.

― windy, Friday, 19 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Mark S + Robin C x Max Harrison / Peter Ackroyd = me.

Ergo: Dorothy Parker & Gunther Schuller.

― Mr Logic Al, Friday, 19 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Once we get this sorted out I think Ally should book all the rooms for us, and we can plan ILx Free Love Weekend, erupting in hotel rooms, parks, and bars all over the city. How's THAT for hippy???

― Tracer Hand, Friday, 19 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

That's fantastic, I'd totally hook you all up best I could, though lately it's kinda hard cos apparently we're like the only hotel in the city still doing respectable business. I'm going to stay a night at the Four Seasons in San Fran at Christmas, let's do it then.

― Ally, Friday, 19 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Can me and your Mum join in, Tracer?

― cheezwhizz, Friday, 19 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

You were just a phase for her, cheezwhizz. But I think you're kind of cute.

― Tracer Hand, Friday, 19 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Oh Tracer I'm blushing.

― cheezwhizz, Friday, 19 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

YAY! Love-in!

― di, Friday, 19 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Oh but Tracer you have been paired with Maryann. I will be lonesome...

― cheezwhizz, Friday, 19 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

shameless hippies! solar panelists! feng shui for the homeless!

― windy, Friday, 19 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

maybe if you just concentrate really hard, windy, you can love your ILE brothers and sisters the way we love you. Come with us, do not resist the magnetism of love. you can be one of us. if you do not, we willlove you anyway.

― norain!, Friday, 19 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Listen, I dont want to be paired up with anyone, especially if they have an ugly name.

― rainy, Saturday, 20 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I'll shag you all one day.......

― Ronan, Sunday, 21 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

In your dreams!

― toraneko, Sunday, 21 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I suspect you'd be rather sore the morning after.

― Trevor, Sunday, 21 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Not as sore as you'd all be.

― Ronan, Sunday, 21 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

gale and ethan would be interesting..

― kevin enas, Tuesday, 30 October 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Rainy and Mark S.

― maryann, Tuesday, 30 October 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

toraneko and ally.

― kevin enas, Friday, 2 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Yeah, what the hell.

― Ally, Friday, 2 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

i wouldn't wish ally on anyone else here.

― di, Saturday, 3 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Di R getting her claws out!

― I R thinking hehehe, Saturday, 3 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

This really depresses me.

I don't know that Ally and I would really hit it off, either in an aggro or a friendly way. She has too much energy and confidence (or arrogance?) for me and I'd feel awkward around her.

― toraneko, Saturday, 3 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Me myself and I.

― Ronan, Saturday, 3 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Di, go fuck yourself. I have no clue what I did to you, but then again what did several other people you suddenly went off on this past weekend do to you? Calm down, put away the claws, take some anti- jealousy pills, whatever you have to do.

Toraneko, unless you're real painfully shy I don't think you'd have a problem with me in real life. Ask Elisha or Otis or Ian. There's just something about 3 or 4 people on this godforesaken board that bring out the absolute worst in me these days.

― Ally, Monday, 5 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

"godforesaken" = probably a good thing, if He were here he'd probably try to turn Hanle y into a pillar of salt or something.

― DG, Monday, 5 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

ally you didn't do anything to me. i just have come to the conclusion from reading your posts that you are psycho.

― di, Monday, 5 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

oh and "go fuck yourself" is a lame-o insult. wanking is fun.

― di, Monday, 5 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

'go fuck your fist you fat fist-fucker' is better.

― ethan, Monday, 5 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

i reckon

― di, Monday, 5 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

well, one of the dunedin kids came up with it. i mean, i agree about 'go fuck yourself', it's meaningless.

― ethan, Monday, 5 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

menelaus is funny

― di, Monday, 5 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I do what I can :) I have too much spare time

― Menelaus Darcy, Monday, 5 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

hey ally, i'm sorry i've been pretty unfair to you. i was kind of annoyed at the way you shot down the fatnick fanclub, thread hijacking, juvenility etc when it was just a few people having fun. maybe you were having a bad day or something. anyway, if you are psycho, i am as much of a psycho so i should shut up.

― di, Tuesday, 6 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

...and then we can both be psychos together forever (TM American Beauty, sort of).

Hey, no hard feelings, though I still want to insist on pointing out that I have no problem with Mr. FatNick at all, rather that because of the way I taught myself to read I have a very difficult time reading his posts and it frustrates me! That's all my supposed nastiness was, and I am sorry if it bothered you because I really had no idea it was going to bother you quite as much as it did. So apologies for offending you, now we can all be friends again.

― Ally, Tuesday, 6 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

three months pass...

Seven days to Valentine's Day - time to play Cupid, people!

― Tom, Thursday, 7 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Heh. Is this so we can hang off you and yell Pulp songs to the tourists?

― Alan Trewartha, Thursday, 7 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I want to join in.

― Anna, Thursday, 7 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Anna and Nicky D, methinks. (ie Anna has red hair, like a certain Aussie Actstress)

― Edna Welthorpe, Mrs, Thursday, 7 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

i'm in wuv.

― jess, Thursday, 7 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

You sop.

― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 7 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

tee hee.

― jess, Thursday, 7 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Well, according to the rules of Paula Abdul I'm supposed to be paired up with a SEXY CAT.

Personally, I'd like to be matched with that guy who types in all caps.

― Mandee, Thursday, 7 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

>>> Well, according to the rules of Paula Abdul I'm supposed to be paired up with a SEXY CAT.

Why? Are you Paula Abdul?

― the pinefox, Thursday, 7 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

that guy who types all in caps?

paging...Hanle yDeus!

― jel, Thursday, 7 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Ah, but Nick already thinks I'm subconsciously obsessed with him after mis-spelling leathal/ lethal.

Fuel to the fire.

― Anna, Thursday, 7 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Well, no, I'm not Paula Abdul--I have some great dance moves just like she does, so I guess that means I deserve a sexy cat.

― Mandee, Thursday, 7 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Solid! *wink*

― MC Scat Kat channelling Isaac from "The Love Boat", Thursday, 7 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Yeah, but everyone thinks that Nick is going otu with people when he isn't. Its one of his talents remember.

― Pete, Thursday, 7 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

DING DING! Is Cupid workin' today or what? I've got a big ol' mattress with an AMERICAN FLAG design here! If that doesn't scream out "Horizontal Rhumba with the master of rhythm", I don't know what does!

― Brian MacDonald, Thursday, 7 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

richard john gillanders & mandee
ethan & rainy
dave q & maryann
alext & Ellie
Will McKenzie & Emma
Robin Carmody & emil.y
N. & Pyth
Graham & Rebecca
m jemmeson & Menelaus Darcy

― youn, Saturday, 9 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

That's more like it! There should be some kind of ile valentines thread where we can suggest perfect couples, which works because I can exempt myself.

I choo-choo-choose Emma and Ronan! Inspired by their male-grooming bickering...

― Nicole, Saturday, 9 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I ain't no sexy cat.

― richard john gillanders, Saturday, 9 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I had forgotten that I had got completely ridiculed by everyone upthread -- silly me for only reading the last couple of posts...

― Nicole, Sunday, 10 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Hush faithless ho.

haha wise kevin enas foretold ethan <=> gale ages back except everyone forgot

justin dillingham <=> wyndham earl

― mark s, Sunday, 10 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I do think it's a bit unkind, Youn, to put ALL those people on your "worst couples" list. Some of them are undoubtedly very nice.

― Pyth, Sunday, 10 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Definitely no reflection on my unlucky match-up; I just realized it could be read that way.

― Pyth, Sunday, 10 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

no reflection on my unlucky match-up

Are you being self-effacing or rude here?

― N., Monday, 11 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

This thread has taken on slightly sinister connotations for me since I heard 'Insignificance' by Jim O'Rourke....

― Andrew L, Monday, 11 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

All Down Hill From Here

― richard john gillanders, Monday, 11 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Strictly self-effacing, just doing a horrible job.

― Pyth, Monday, 11 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Graham & Rebecca

Awww. I wish.

― Graham, Monday, 11 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

seven months pass...

Tom and Spacestation Pongo! Though SP isn't officially a poster, she's more like Maris on Frasier.

― Nicole (Nicole), Thursday, 3 October 2002 14:21 (twenty-three years ago)

Spacestation Pongo is a frigid, twiggy bitch?

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 3 October 2002 14:30 (twenty-three years ago)

Wouldn't that make Tom Niles? I can't accept that.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 3 October 2002 14:32 (twenty-three years ago)

one month passes...

I would like to take this opportunity to revive this thread for no reason.

― Ally (mlescaut), Sunday, 17 November 2002 04:27 (twenty-three years ago)

matchmaker matchmaker make me a match

― Melissa W (Melissa W), Sunday, 17 November 2002 04:29 (twenty-three years ago)

*raises hand* please, sir, can I have one to surge with sir, please sir?

― Justyn Dillingham (Justyn Dillingham), Sunday, 17 November 2002 04:45 (twenty-three years ago)

ally wants ME

― Queen G (Queeng), Sunday, 17 November 2002 04:59 (twenty-three years ago)

That's already well established tho!

― Ally (mlescaut), Sunday, 17 November 2002 05:10 (twenty-three years ago)

Mel, you are the Intended of grrraham, are you not?

― felicity (felicity), Sunday, 17 November 2002 05:14 (twenty-three years ago)

and we won't need no room - we're gonna fuck freestyle across america and make money

― Queen G (Queeng), Sunday, 17 November 2002 17:04 (twenty-three years ago)

That sounds helluva exciting, at the very least. I could use money.

― Ally (mlescaut), Sunday, 17 November 2002 20:17 (twenty-three years ago)

five months pass...

Tom E's question remains among the more interesting ilx meta-questions, and cannot be revived too many times.

― the pinefox, Thursday, 24 April 2003 10:29 (twenty-three years ago)

momus and hstencil

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Thursday, 24 April 2003 12:01 (twenty-three years ago)

I think it has been established that Sean and the Bear would make an adorable couple.

― Nicole (Nicole), Thursday, 24 April 2003 12:05 (twenty-three years ago)

I thought they already got a room and were making sweet luv to 50 cent!

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Thursday, 24 April 2003 12:16 (twenty-three years ago)

It's kind of like Eminem and Dre.

― Nicole (Nicole), Thursday, 24 April 2003 12:17 (twenty-three years ago)

zing!

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Thursday, 24 April 2003 12:23 (twenty-three years ago)

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