Gonna start with Anonymous and Adbusters. How fucking dare they.
What other idealistic, gauche or otherwise unsophisticated fragments of existence do you wish to poop on?
― have a nice Blog (imago), Friday, 17 May 2013 19:49 (thirteen years ago)
borowitz report
― ḉrut (crüt), Friday, 17 May 2013 19:50 (thirteen years ago)
Whoa, I'm gonna add 'undergraduate students' to this list before I forget
― have a nice Blog (imago), Friday, 17 May 2013 19:50 (thirteen years ago)
ilx hate canon
― how's life, Friday, 17 May 2013 19:52 (thirteen years ago)
^ worthwhile for noms
― how's life, Friday, 17 May 2013 19:53 (thirteen years ago)
that thread can be summarised as 'webcomics', which are pretty goddamn hateful in the grand scheme of things, yes
― have a nice Blog (imago), Friday, 17 May 2013 19:53 (thirteen years ago)
baby boomers wikileaks Charlie Rose death cab for cutie everyone on cnn everyone on fox news npr that Canadian tomato sauce I bought at the dollar store once
― scott seward, Friday, 17 May 2013 19:56 (thirteen years ago)
steampunktheater kids
― You must be very cold in the sack. (sarahell), Friday, 17 May 2013 19:57 (thirteen years ago)
Frat boys
― how's life, Friday, 17 May 2013 20:00 (thirteen years ago)
chubby cjecker psychos
― waterface, Friday, 17 May 2013 20:01 (thirteen years ago)
Burners
― how's life, Friday, 17 May 2013 20:01 (thirteen years ago)
glenn greenwald
― Mordy , Friday, 17 May 2013 20:03 (thirteen years ago)
innocent smoothiesvitamin water
― You must be very cold in the sack. (sarahell), Friday, 17 May 2013 20:07 (thirteen years ago)
jonathan franzen
― (The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Friday, 17 May 2013 20:12 (thirteen years ago)
Oh yeah, fuck that guy.
― how's life, Friday, 17 May 2013 20:27 (thirteen years ago)
Obama
― ballin' from Maine to Mexico (Dr Morbius), Friday, 17 May 2013 20:30 (thirteen years ago)
(Mordy wanna troll, let's troll)
are you a sex doctor
― waterface, Friday, 17 May 2013 20:36 (thirteen years ago)
what i mean to say is, do you have sex with Animorphs, y/n?
racistsmisogynistshomophobes
― You must be very cold in the sack. (sarahell), Friday, 17 May 2013 20:37 (thirteen years ago)
homonyms
― scott seward, Friday, 17 May 2013 20:40 (thirteen years ago)
― ḉrut (crüt), Friday, May 17, 2013
early favorite imo
― inste grammophon (rogermexico.), Friday, 17 May 2013 20:42 (thirteen years ago)
privatisation of public services, in generalprofit making industries that peddle death and greedy military contractors specificallythe corrections corporation of america very specifically
among others, but those are the first to come to mind
― free your spirit pig (La Lechera), Friday, 17 May 2013 20:46 (thirteen years ago)
mosquitos
― Sir Lord Baltimora (Myonga Vön Bontee), Friday, 17 May 2013 20:50 (thirteen years ago)
BROCCOLI
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 17 May 2013 21:38 (thirteen years ago)
broccoli is great what are you 5
― iatee, Friday, 17 May 2013 21:39 (thirteen years ago)
i hate broccoli too vegemitegrrl, but i still eat it because it feels immoral not to.
― Treeship, Friday, 17 May 2013 21:40 (thirteen years ago)
xpost yes i am five what's your problem
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 17 May 2013 21:42 (thirteen years ago)
my problem is I am 6 and I don't like 5 yos round these parts
― iatee, Friday, 17 May 2013 21:49 (thirteen years ago)
broccoli is delicious
― ḉrut (crüt), Friday, 17 May 2013 21:51 (thirteen years ago)
I'll bet it's way tastier than this so-called "veggie mite"
― ḉrut (crüt), Friday, 17 May 2013 21:52 (thirteen years ago)
nope broccoli is gross sorry you're all wrong
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 17 May 2013 21:53 (thirteen years ago)
grow a pair
― waterface, Friday, 17 May 2013 21:54 (thirteen years ago)
eat yr broc
eat yr ass
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 17 May 2013 21:58 (thirteen years ago)
VG, yesterday a coworker was steaming a bag of frozen broccoli in the microwave at work so the entire area smelled like cooked broccoli and I wanted to die, it was so bad. Blech.
― carl agatha, Friday, 17 May 2013 21:58 (thirteen years ago)
oh god that smell bleeeeuch yuk
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 17 May 2013 21:59 (thirteen years ago)
speaking of,
burnt hair
― your holiness, we have an official energy drink (Z S), Friday, 17 May 2013 22:06 (thirteen years ago)
I love broccoli more than I love my own parents but people who steam broccoli in the work microwave are disgusting savages.
― Huston we got chicken lol (Phil D.), Friday, 17 May 2013 22:48 (thirteen years ago)
Best thing about broccoli: melted cheese
VG, try rapini - broccoli for people who hate broccoli (& that smell)
― Sir Lord Baltimora (Myonga Vön Bontee), Friday, 17 May 2013 22:53 (thirteen years ago)
private colleges and unis
― jamie lee fox (rip van wanko), Friday, 17 May 2013 22:54 (thirteen years ago)
College athletics generally, the NCAA specifically, and Div I even more specifically.
― Huston we got chicken lol (Phil D.), Friday, 17 May 2013 22:55 (thirteen years ago)
superhero movies, Dick Dorkins, slugs
― the league against cool sports (Noodle Vague), Friday, 17 May 2013 23:19 (thirteen years ago)
White people
― Jeff, Saturday, 18 May 2013 02:24 (thirteen years ago)
I love broccoli but the dog fart smell of it steaming is hateable.
Broccoli-haters - stir-fry that shit.
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Saturday, 18 May 2013 02:42 (thirteen years ago)
the vast majority of neologisms (especially those ending in -ize)
― Aimless, Saturday, 18 May 2013 02:44 (thirteen years ago)
i agree. i think we should find a way to incentivize using alternatives to these kinds of words.
― Treeship, Saturday, 18 May 2013 02:46 (thirteen years ago)
I Love Music
― resulting paste of mashed cheez poops (silby), Saturday, 18 May 2013 02:53 (thirteen years ago)
analytic philosophy
― resulting paste of mashed cheez poops (silby), Saturday, 18 May 2013 02:54 (thirteen years ago)
Windows
Australia
hipsters
any year before 1982
― resulting paste of mashed cheez poops (silby), Saturday, 18 May 2013 02:55 (thirteen years ago)
controversial mod edits
― resulting paste of mashed cheez poops (silby), Saturday, 18 May 2013 02:56 (thirteen years ago)
race war
the suburbs
"The Suburbs"
lol.
― Treeship, Saturday, 18 May 2013 02:57 (thirteen years ago)
zach braff
― Roz, Saturday, 18 May 2013 02:57 (thirteen years ago)
polls
― resulting paste of mashed cheez poops (silby), Saturday, 18 May 2013 02:57 (thirteen years ago)
Kickstarter
the beatles.
― Treeship, Saturday, 18 May 2013 02:59 (thirteen years ago)
the moon.
patriarchy
― resulting paste of mashed cheez poops (silby), Saturday, 18 May 2013 02:59 (thirteen years ago)
CBS
― resulting paste of mashed cheez poops (silby), Saturday, 18 May 2013 03:00 (thirteen years ago)
guns
CBS sitcoms that reinforce the norms of patriarchal culture
― Treeship, Saturday, 18 May 2013 03:00 (thirteen years ago)
newbs
ouch
― Treeship, Saturday, 18 May 2013 03:01 (thirteen years ago)
threads
― resulting paste of mashed cheez poops (silby), Saturday, 18 May 2013 03:01 (thirteen years ago)
avatars
Nintendo Wii
The Onion AV Club
― resulting paste of mashed cheez poops (silby), Saturday, 18 May 2013 03:02 (thirteen years ago)
Facebook memes
death
cancer
― resulting paste of mashed cheez poops (silby), Saturday, 18 May 2013 03:03 (thirteen years ago)
Suggest Ban
Flag Post
Site New Answers
Blog View
Google
USA
― resulting paste of mashed cheez poops (silby), Saturday, 18 May 2013 03:04 (thirteen years ago)
this thread
― resulting paste of mashed cheez poops (silby), Saturday, 18 May 2013 03:05 (thirteen years ago)
meta
― resulting paste of mashed cheez poops (silby), Saturday, 18 May 2013 03:06 (thirteen years ago)
other ppl
― Mordy , Saturday, 18 May 2013 03:06 (thirteen years ago)
Mordy's gold star
― resulting paste of mashed cheez poops (silby), Saturday, 18 May 2013 03:07 (thirteen years ago)
did someone say "socks" yet? it seems like people here both fear and hate them.
― Treeship, Saturday, 18 May 2013 03:07 (thirteen years ago)
threads not started by Ned Raggett
sandwiches filled with witch hazel
― waterface, Saturday, 18 May 2013 03:07 (thirteen years ago)
angel figurines shaped like your gradmothers face
― waterface, Saturday, 18 May 2013 03:08 (thirteen years ago)
canons
― Treeship, Saturday, 18 May 2013 03:09 (thirteen years ago)
cannons
lists
― resulting paste of mashed cheez poops (silby), Saturday, 18 May 2013 03:12 (thirteen years ago)
capitalization
lazy stereotypes
hardworking stereotypes
― Treeship, Saturday, 18 May 2013 03:18 (thirteen years ago)
Alpha males who like to rub it in.Egomaniacs
rain at inopportune timespostage on items being the same or higher than purchase price, or even pretty close to purchase price.
― Stevolende, Saturday, 18 May 2013 14:36 (thirteen years ago)
Jeff u meant str8 white dudes i take it
― boyce lair (darraghmac), Saturday, 18 May 2013 14:39 (thirteen years ago)
Sure, they're the worst!
― Jeff, Saturday, 18 May 2013 17:12 (thirteen years ago)
Waiting in lines to donate blood
― Hockey Drunk (kingfish), Saturday, 18 May 2013 18:07 (thirteen years ago)
people who vote strategically in polls. die you fuckers.
― um, airhead (darraghmac), Saturday, 18 May 2013 18:10 (thirteen years ago)
die roaring.
― um, airhead (darraghmac), Saturday, 18 May 2013 18:11 (thirteen years ago)
the resulting paste
― Huston we got chicken lol (Phil D.), Saturday, 18 May 2013 18:54 (thirteen years ago)
these guys...
http://www.fishtankensemble.com/v4/v4_02.jpg
― scott seward, Saturday, 18 May 2013 19:46 (thirteen years ago)
basically anyone who was probably in a ska band or swing revival band at one point and who now makes "gypsy jazz".
People who have opinions about fonts
― how's life, Monday, 20 May 2013 12:25 (thirteen years ago)
Ethan Hawke
― ballin' from Maine to Mexico (Dr Morbius), Monday, 20 May 2013 12:28 (thirteen years ago)
Thatcher
― Le Bateau Ivre, Monday, 20 May 2013 12:50 (thirteen years ago)
Reagan
― carl agatha, Monday, 20 May 2013 12:52 (thirteen years ago)
Pollan/Bittman/Oliver
― Jeff, Monday, 20 May 2013 12:55 (thirteen years ago)
People who Yelp
― Le Bateau Ivre, Monday, 20 May 2013 12:56 (thirteen years ago)
ilm
― my name is louis and i'm an acoleuthic (darraghmac), Monday, 20 May 2013 15:57 (thirteen years ago)
― Treeship, Friday, May 17, 2013 10:46 PM (3 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
The word "incentivize" and the people who coined it.
― Word Salad Username (j.lu), Monday, 20 May 2013 15:59 (thirteen years ago)
― resulting paste of mashed cheez poops (silby), Friday, May 17, 2013 8:00 PM (3 days ago)
carsbombs (those two in any or no combination)televisionagingpeople, esp the wrong onesbad smellssocial anxiety (see "people")worknot being rich (see "work")
― controversial vegan pregnancy (contenderizer), Monday, 20 May 2013 16:28 (thirteen years ago)
penguins and the peopls who love them
― waterface, Monday, 20 May 2013 16:29 (thirteen years ago)
darrahmac's hatred of ilm is so entertaining to me
― Pasty, British & Shit (wins), Monday, 20 May 2013 19:02 (thirteen years ago)
v cool poster ---imo--- but its funny that he takes against ppl arguing about jack white or w/e
― Pasty, British & Shit (wins), Monday, 20 May 2013 19:05 (thirteen years ago)
xpost let the record show that i used the word "incentivize" as a joke, as it is clearly the worst neologism involving the -ize suffix. i would never just use that word.
― Michigan seems like a dream to me now (Treeship), Monday, 20 May 2013 23:02 (thirteen years ago)
Monetize is worse imo
― my name is louis and i'm an acoleuthic (darraghmac), Monday, 20 May 2013 23:02 (thirteen years ago)
hungryize
― Pasty, British & Shit (wins), Monday, 20 May 2013 23:06 (thirteen years ago)
booglerize ok tho
― controversial vegan pregnancy (contenderizer), Monday, 20 May 2013 23:06 (thirteen years ago)
I use incentivize all the time at my job, it has perfectly legitimate uses y'all can gtfo
― four Marxes plus four Obamas plus four Bin Ladens (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 20 May 2013 23:12 (thirteen years ago)
am I really supposed to say "provide an incentive for [activity x]" every time, that's just stupid
― four Marxes plus four Obamas plus four Bin Ladens (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 20 May 2013 23:13 (thirteen years ago)
there should be no new words ever
― iatee, Monday, 20 May 2013 23:15 (thirteen years ago)
I mean adding all kinds of z words to the english language is going to fuck up the scrabble metagame for sure
shakey why are you incentivizing things at work? why don't you just let people do what they want to.
― Michigan seems like a dream to me now (Treeship), Monday, 20 May 2013 23:20 (thirteen years ago)
music critics
― ballin' from Maine to Mexico (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 21 May 2013 01:53 (thirteen years ago)
Mojo
― how's life, Thursday, 30 May 2013 10:14 (twelve years ago)
Beetroot
― Pingu Unchained (dog latin), Thursday, 30 May 2013 10:48 (twelve years ago)
mojo was perhaps worth hating in the 1990s/2000s but is now practically a beacon of goodness.
beetroot is wonderful. try it with goat cheese and honey on some nice toasted bread.
― Eyeball Kicks, Thursday, 30 May 2013 10:55 (twelve years ago)
otm
― bob_sleigher (darraghmac), Thursday, 30 May 2013 10:58 (twelve years ago)
raw beetroot is nice, beetroot crisps are great, beetroot soup, anything beetroot flavoured, but with most cooked beetroot I just have a visceral disgust for the texture
I accept that I'm probably wrong tho
― too busy s1ockin' on my 乒乓 (wins), Thursday, 30 May 2013 11:05 (twelve years ago)
I love beetroot. Has ILM turned around on Mojo then? I was just searching for something else when I came across a somewhat recent post that disparaged Mojo and its readership.
― how's life, Thursday, 30 May 2013 11:19 (twelve years ago)
eh I think "Mojo readers" is a thing like "Wire readers" is a thing, it's lazy shorthand but sometimes useful. I think I've bought like 8 issues of Mojo in my entire life but I think I agree that they have improved a lot. There's always some awful writing but I always come away with a sizeable to-hear list. There is also always, always a letter on the letters page complaining that they are covering too much modern music nowadays.
I kinda get mojo confused with Uncut aka Neil Young Magazine
― too busy s1ockin' on my 乒乓 (wins), Thursday, 30 May 2013 11:51 (twelve years ago)
I think I think always always
― too busy s1ockin' on my 乒乓 (wins), Thursday, 30 May 2013 11:53 (twelve years ago)
My job
― paolo, Thursday, 30 May 2013 12:45 (twelve years ago)
The animus that about half of ilx shows toward mayonaise is nothing short of astonishing.
― Aimless, Thursday, 30 May 2013 17:49 (twelve years ago)
I don't even know what that garbage is made out of.
― how's life, Thursday, 30 May 2013 18:02 (twelve years ago)
jizzards
― waterface, Thursday, 30 May 2013 18:14 (twelve years ago)
i mean jizz and buzzards
http://www.aethercola.com/product.html
― Gregory Bateson is always appropriate (sarahell), Sunday, 21 July 2013 23:43 (twelve years ago)
the NSA
and, yeah, "stockist"
― IIIrd Datekeeper (contenderizer), Sunday, 21 July 2013 23:49 (twelve years ago)
television denialists
― educate yourself to this reality (sunny successor), Wednesday, 24 July 2013 17:24 (twelve years ago)
^^ misread that as 'television dentalists'
― Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 24 July 2013 17:38 (twelve years ago)
― Pingu Unchained (dog latin), Wednesday, 24 July 2013 18:12 (twelve years ago)
Oh we've had that
Can we have it again? It's satan's plops
― Pingu Unchained (dog latin), Wednesday, 24 July 2013 18:13 (twelve years ago)
the currant
― mh, Wednesday, 24 July 2013 18:14 (twelve years ago)
sorry, "daily currant"
― mh, Wednesday, 24 July 2013 18:15 (twelve years ago)
bunting
― cardamon, Thursday, 25 July 2013 01:59 (twelve years ago)
British people who say "beetroot."
― blatant marvin jack (jaymc), Thursday, 25 July 2013 03:30 (twelve years ago)
Clostridium difficilereally strong blue cheese that tastes like moldKirstie Alleyrude and/or intimidating co-workers and doctorsthe ridiculous stuff at work where my employer isn't stocking enough stuff for patient care and yet we still have patients who require care
― Sara R-C, Thursday, 25 July 2013 04:55 (twelve years ago)
Positivity
― esperantzen (darraghmac), Thursday, 25 July 2013 08:31 (twelve years ago)
xp: c. diff is the worst. my wife's professor's husband died from it in the middle of the semester. he was a young guy. just got a bad infection in the hospital. then a year or two later, my father-in-law got it and it wrecked him for months. so sorry if it's crossed your path.
― how's life, Thursday, 25 July 2013 08:55 (twelve years ago)