Crackstarter - Gawker crowdfunding the Rob Ford crack tape: good or evil?

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http://gawker.com/we-are-raising-200-000-to-buy-and-publish-the-rob-ford-508230073

brio, Thursday, 23 May 2013 01:13 (twelve years ago)

i seriously considered accepting crackstarter donations in lieu of wedding presents

call all destroyer, Thursday, 23 May 2013 01:18 (twelve years ago)

I don't have a problem with handing over 200 grand to drug dealers for the tape - it seems the greater good is served by exposing a lying, law-breaking, powerful crack-user.

I just think the crowdfunding thing is a way to let all the major media outlets and Gawker off the hook - both financially and morally. they'll all broadcast the tape when it comes out, and make money off it... but they don't have to take responsibility for buying it from unsavoury characters.

I wonder if it sets a bad precedent though - will every whistleblower with hot info start a Kickstarter now? Or is that possibly a good thing - who cares what people's motivations are, as long as the truth comes out?

brio, Thursday, 23 May 2013 01:21 (twelve years ago)

Or is that possibly a good thing - who cares what people's motivations are, as long as the truth comes out?

not a good thing imo

Oral Sex in Sharp’s Ridge Park (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Thursday, 23 May 2013 01:22 (twelve years ago)

not hard to imagine crowdsourcing a scandal going pretty off the tracks, I guess. it's essentially blackmail on a grand scale...trying hard to think about this objectively, which is very hard as a Torontonian right now because nothing could be sweeter than seeing this pig go down

brio, Thursday, 23 May 2013 01:29 (twelve years ago)

it also feels like one of those internet morality questions, like the 3D printed gun thing, that make you think this is wrong but inevitable and unstoppable, so maybe we just have to live with this and adapt to a new paradigm where this shady thing is part of the deal

brio, Thursday, 23 May 2013 01:31 (twelve years ago)

i don't see the big difference between crowdsourcing a payout for a story and soliciting cash from sleazy tabloids. it's simply the democratization of something that's been part of yellow journalism since forever. am i really supposed to trust people in general less than, like, news of the world? cuz i don't.

controversial vegan pregnancy (contenderizer), Thursday, 23 May 2013 01:48 (twelve years ago)

I just think the crowdfunding thing is a way to let all the major media outlets and Gawker off the hook - both financially and morally.

Lets everyone off the hook.

http://pixhost.me/avaxhome/05/23/00102305_medium.jpeg

Plasmon, Thursday, 23 May 2013 01:56 (twelve years ago)

i wrote this on the Canadian Politics thread the other day

after a day riding high on schadenfreude i'm starting to feel kind of conflicted about all this rob ford crack stuff. on the one hand i want more than anything for this to blow up & end his career... on the other hand, it's doing a lot to perpetuating stigma towards drug addicts most of whom are not rich ripely hateable mayors but vulnerable ppl with a serious health problem... also it's kind of a cheap shot, like, this is the scandal that's going to break him? after shrugging off all the terrible bigoted stuff he's said & done thruout his entire career latching onto this kindof lets him off the hook... that's kinda wack

― flopson, Saturday, May 18, 2013 5:16 PM (5 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

acc to gawker the dudes with the video just want the money so that they can skip town & start fresh somewhere else, makes sense i'd be pretty creeped out if rob ford knew i had a video of him smoking crack. not sure if there's anything too dramatic to say about this ito ethics of journalism... ppl must pay for info all the time, right? i think the fact that it's crowd-funded is hilarious

flopson, Thursday, 23 May 2013 05:49 (twelve years ago)

I amv honestly surprised that they have to do this. I always assumed that news organizations regularly threw big money at civilian video of exclusive events. Like, I walk around with my cell camera on in anticipation of someone inevitably doing something horrible in public and I can finally pay off my Ford or whatever. Like, Gawker doesn't hand 200 gs for a crack tape? Maybe its this darned economy. Maybe things are worse than I thought.

how's life, Thursday, 23 May 2013 09:53 (twelve years ago)

opening this up for public contributions is newsworthy in itself, it opens a potential avenue to obtain the tape cheaply, distinguishes their effort from their competitors, and gives them greater leverage in whatever deal ends up happening.

they don't have to do this

discreet, Thursday, 23 May 2013 10:30 (twelve years ago)

haha yes at this point there's ongoing discussion of gawker's crackstarter, as opposed to a maybe half a day of exclusive coverage of the crack tape itself. plus the stories about the tape probably got nearly as many hits as the tape would, etc. etc.

stefon taylor swiftboat (s.clover), Thursday, 23 May 2013 13:30 (twelve years ago)

at $131,770 now.
went up about $30,000 since this time yesterday.
Any predictions on when it hits $200,000? I think once it hits $150 or 170,000 it'll pick up speed.

brio, Thursday, 23 May 2013 13:46 (twelve years ago)

I say it hits 200 by end of work day tomorrow. It'll be Friday afternoon, people will be fucking off at work and it will rally once it looks like it's in sight.

brio, Thursday, 23 May 2013 17:11 (twelve years ago)

Largely based on his actions the past few days--and also on his track record--I've concluded that Ford is lying through his teeth. I still think paying large sums of money to drug dealers is a lousy way to go about things. I also wonder what'll happen if they only raise, say, $125,000? Do the drug dealers turn it down on matters of principle? Does Gawker keep going to honour the drug dealers sense of fair play?

clemenza, Thursday, 23 May 2013 18:49 (twelve years ago)

Did you guys talk about how Ford's chief of staff was just fired?

polyphonic, Thursday, 23 May 2013 18:52 (twelve years ago)

It's over 140,000 with 4 days left, I would be pretty shocked if it stalls out without hitting the goal now.

This model is predicting it hits 200 tomorrow early, for whatever it's worth: http://kodonnell.ca/tmp/gawker-indigogo-will-it-fund.php

brio, Thursday, 23 May 2013 19:52 (twelve years ago)

xp clem iirc if you don't hit the target indiegogo automatically gives back the money

flopson, Thursday, 23 May 2013 19:53 (twelve years ago)

sorry - the model is predicting early Saturday

brio, Thursday, 23 May 2013 19:58 (twelve years ago)

hopefully we can blow up the entire earth before that has a chance to happen

ḉrut (crüt), Thursday, 23 May 2013 19:59 (twelve years ago)

everyone open yr can of beans

they are either militarists (ugh) or kangaroos (?) (DJP), Thursday, 23 May 2013 20:05 (twelve years ago)

First images released!

http://media.npr.org/assets/img/2013/04/13/marion-barry-68b733933b6fba72b571890df4d1d60dfc0e4f99.jpg

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 23 May 2013 20:50 (twelve years ago)

Oh, wait. Wrong mayor.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 23 May 2013 20:50 (twelve years ago)

Did you guys talk about how Ford's chief of staff was just fired?

― polyphonic, Thursday, May 23, 2013 2:52 PM (2 hours ago)

Escorted out of the building by security, supposedly, no explanation whatsoever given. Meanwhile, a columnist at the right-wing Toronto Sun wonders why Ford hasn't aggressively sued the Toronto Star over the story.

Yes, that's a real puzzler--what could possibly be giving him pause?

clemenza, Thursday, 23 May 2013 21:48 (twelve years ago)

Maybe I'm wrong, but I read that "why not sue?" op-ed was the Sun's way of acknowledging that his failure to sue could only mean one thing: he did it. They also ran an "explain or resign" editorial today.

brio, Thursday, 23 May 2013 21:57 (twelve years ago)

http://www.sunnewsnetwork.ca/sunnews/straighttalk/archives/2013/05/20130523-072740.html
"So why hasn't he sued? The answer likely lies in the fact that as between Ford and the Star, only Ford knows if he has smoked crack and if there might be an authentic video. If he sues and the video surfaces and is authenticated, he'd lose and be stuck with a fortune in legal fees. But if the video is a fake Ford should win a large award."

brio, Thursday, 23 May 2013 21:59 (twelve years ago)

Also, if he sues, then can't the video be subpoenaed as evidence?

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 23 May 2013 22:03 (twelve years ago)

The lead editorial was unambiguously a plea for Ford to start talking. The other columnist, though--Alan Shanoff--I found him a little ambiguous. My interpretation is that he's whistling past the graveyard, presenting both possibilities but starting from an assumption of Ford's innocence. But maybe you're right--he may also be coyly suggesting Ford's guilt.

clemenza, Thursday, 23 May 2013 22:06 (twelve years ago)

xp clem iirc if you don't hit the target indiegogo automatically gives back the money

indigogo let's the fundraiser choose:

Your Money, Your Choice

Keep all the money you raise, even if you don't meet your goal. Or, opt for Fixed Funding and only keep your money if your campaign reaches its goal.

precious bonsai children of new york (Jordan), Thursday, 23 May 2013 22:08 (twelve years ago)

lets

precious bonsai children of new york (Jordan), Thursday, 23 May 2013 22:08 (twelve years ago)

(although it looks like they chose the fixed funding model in this case)

precious bonsai children of new york (Jordan), Thursday, 23 May 2013 22:09 (twelve years ago)

No "If the goal is not met, I want my money to be handed over to the drug dealers anyway, for their courage and civil-mindedness in bringing this matter to light" option.

clemenza, Thursday, 23 May 2013 22:10 (twelve years ago)

xxxp yeah - Shanoff definitely playing it like he accepts Ford's innocence, but I think unwinding the "why not sue?" argument - and explaining exactly how all-in The Star went on it and how vulnerable they would be if this was false - is actually a great way to say to Sun readers that it's time to accept that Ford did it. Maybe I'm reading too much into it.

Somebody just kicked in $10,000 and claimed the phone Gawker had offered as a prize.

brio, Thursday, 23 May 2013 22:14 (twelve years ago)

Gawker walking it back hardcore - this update just posted sounds like they don't think they'll get the tape: http://gawker.com/rob-ford-crackstarter-update-509596078

brio, Thursday, 23 May 2013 22:23 (twelve years ago)

over 160k now!! i don't think they're back tracking, just acknowledging that they/we might not get it.

and it seems Towhey was fired for telling Ford to get help. that will probably be the front pages tomorrow.

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 24 May 2013 04:46 (twelve years ago)

Crackstarter Update: You're buying someone a lot of crack

steening in your HOOSless carriage (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, 24 May 2013 05:20 (twelve years ago)

Rob has officially opened his mouth, denied everything and blamed the Star. now we can anticipate the usual post-Ford-talking crackstarter bump.

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 24 May 2013 20:33 (twelve years ago)

Carefully chosen verb tenses:

http://www2.macleans.ca/2013/05/24/transcript-rob-fords-statement-to-media-on-crack-allegations/

"I do not use crack cocaine, nor am I an addict of crack cocaine."

clemenza, Friday, 24 May 2013 22:34 (twelve years ago)

Depends which meaning of "use" you use.

clemenza, Friday, 24 May 2013 22:49 (twelve years ago)

"I do not use crack cocaine (to season my food), nor am I am addict of crack cocaine (but rather one primarily of water and carbon)"

siouxsan sarandon (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 24 May 2013 23:40 (twelve years ago)

"I do not currently have crack cocaine in my system. I think."

Plasmon, Saturday, 25 May 2013 03:00 (twelve years ago)

"As for a video, I cannot comment on a video that I have never seen or does not exist."

"Or," not "nor." Because if it were "nor," commenting would be pretty easy. By the way, if you've never seen footage of Ford, you won't appreciate how unbelievably right it would be if Chris Farley were around to play him in an SNL sketch.

clemenza, Saturday, 25 May 2013 03:21 (twelve years ago)

http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/toronto/globe-investigation-the-ford-familys-history-with-drug-dealing/article12153014/

hashstarter?

we're up all night to get (s1ocki), Saturday, 25 May 2013 07:32 (twelve years ago)

I went to a film last week with an old high-school friend, and, no lie, this is close to exactly what he told me (he mentioned Rob and Doug, but not the other brothers)--what he'd been told by other friends, I should mention, not anything he had direct knowledge of. I didn't post anything here because it seemed irresponsible and, for all I know, slanderous. (Not that the Ford brothers have their lawyers monitoring ILX.) But the Globe story kind of brushes such concerns aside.

I don't read the Globe--they're still basically to the right, no? As dogged and stubborn as Ford has been so far, I'd be surprised if he doesn't step down within a week or two.

clemenza, Saturday, 25 May 2013 13:20 (twelve years ago)

The Globe endorsed Rob Ford, they are right-leaning.

brio, Saturday, 25 May 2013 13:21 (twelve years ago)

Highly doubt either of them will step down though - it would take undeniable physical evidence or criminal charges, neither of which seem likely right now. . There's still no proof of anything - not even a named source in either the crack or the hash story, so they have deniability.

brio, Saturday, 25 May 2013 13:25 (twelve years ago)

Short of the video getting out, I think they're probably okay from a legal standpoint, yes. But I suspect the pressure to resign--more from their own side than the other--will begin to spiral out of control.

clemenza, Saturday, 25 May 2013 13:28 (twelve years ago)

it's possible but given their history and tenacity, i don't see them caving in ever if they don't absolutely have to. these dudes don't wanna go back to running the label factory any time soon

brio, Saturday, 25 May 2013 13:41 (twelve years ago)

the hand wringing over paying for stories is pretty ridiculous, news companies make big money off these things but if any source were to get a cut its a huge lol moral outrage, reminds me of a contorted logic behind not paying college athletes, only thing that matters imho is that the story is true

lag∞n, Saturday, 25 May 2013 13:49 (twelve years ago)

I think the key will be Holyday and the other conservatives on City Council. (I never follow municipal politics, suddenly I'm an expert.) Nixon was ready to fight impeachment all the way until Goldwater made it clear to him that he had next to no support within the party anymore, at which point he accepted the inevitable. That's a bit different--in Nixon's case, that would have had a direct bearing on impeachment hearings, and Ford doesn't face that--but Nixon was also famous for his stubbornness.

If they decide to dig in, should be quite a spectacle. I don't think things would ever settle down for the rest of their term...I imagine people would be coming out the woodwork the whole rest of the way. ("I did some ether with Doug Ford in 1988!)

clemenza, Saturday, 25 May 2013 13:55 (twelve years ago)

This Kickstarter is, most of all, a fundraising for Gawker itself, right? Think abt the publicity and the clicks mahnnn.

I'm quite cynical and wary about this whole thing. I expect a lot of drugs dealers will go crate digging in their collection of 'doing drugs with famous ppl', with an inflation of the price as a result.

Oh, I've no doubt they will get to the 200k. If they are, say, 10k short near the end Gawker will spring for it themselves, surely. They can't 'afford' it to fail now.

Random ASMR Memories (Le Bateau Ivre), Saturday, 25 May 2013 14:15 (twelve years ago)

During some twitter arguing between Gawker & the Star yesterday I think I saw Cook say they don't even get credit for Canadian page views? Incredible.

This latest hash story is a bit of a letdown - the only shock is that the Globe is speaking against the party line really

she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Saturday, 25 May 2013 14:20 (twelve years ago)

gawker could def come up w 200k for a story, they prob just think this one isnt worth it

lag∞n, Saturday, 25 May 2013 14:52 (twelve years ago)

clemenza - i've had friends tell me similar things too (high friends in places). never that they were dealing things by the POUND, mind you, but still dealing. so this is both shocking and not-shocking to me.

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Saturday, 25 May 2013 15:09 (twelve years ago)

Willing to sell my third-hand testimony for a couple of Tim Hortons gift cards.

clemenza, Saturday, 25 May 2013 15:28 (twelve years ago)

The only activity I disapproved of in that article was that Rob Ford snitched on kids smoking pot on school property... and his sister being a Nazi, of course.

brio, Saturday, 25 May 2013 16:12 (twelve years ago)

Minor-league high school suburban hash-slinging is probably the most likeable thing Doug Ford's ever done.

brio, Saturday, 25 May 2013 16:15 (twelve years ago)

Like others above, I don't think the Globe story is exactly Woodward & Bernstein bringing down Nixon. If it were a standalone out of the blue, I'd probably say ancient history and who cares?

But in context, I think it's justified. The present scandal is very relevant to Ford's job performance, and if, as appears likely, the phantom video never comes to light, the truth of the accusations will have to be weighed circumstantially. And on those grounds, I think the Globe is right in publishing the story.

clemenza, Saturday, 25 May 2013 17:19 (twelve years ago)

Great line from Josh Marshall (with a nice Nixon allusion): "If I were advising on-the-ropes Toronto Mayor Rob Ford I’d advise him to get ahead of this story by becoming the first major elected official to come out in favor of medical crack. Instead he’s come forward with perhaps the most painful non-denial crack denial ever."

clemenza, Saturday, 25 May 2013 17:31 (twelve years ago)

Has anyone made a "bitch set me up" comment yet because I will

panettone for the painfully alone (mayor jingleberries), Saturday, 25 May 2013 18:03 (twelve years ago)

agree. in itself the doug ford story isn't much, but as part of establishing a pattern that shows they are serial liars and huge hypocrites about drugs and law & order it might be significant. I still think someone will need a smoking gun to actually dislodge Ford, though. The only problem is stories like the Globe's today feed into the Fords' media vendetta narrative, so eventually the papers are going to need to really undeniably prove what they are asserting.

brio, Saturday, 25 May 2013 20:27 (twelve years ago)

About $25,000 away now.

how's life, Saturday, 25 May 2013 21:21 (twelve years ago)

would be willing to bet that tape is long gone

brio, Saturday, 25 May 2013 21:23 (twelve years ago)

And of course Doug has premier hopes - the sooner squashed the better.

Also, I bet the person who donated 10 grand to crackstarter is Mel Lastman, knowing his own legacy will be comfortably eclipsed.

ed.b, Sunday, 26 May 2013 00:33 (twelve years ago)

Conspiracy types think the Fords reached out and bought the video themselves.

"As for a video, I cannot comment on a video captured with a blue Virgin Mobile cellphone that no longer exists."

Sir Lord Baltimora (Myonga Vön Bontee), Sunday, 26 May 2013 08:58 (twelve years ago)

As bad as the silences are, they start to make sense every time Rob or Doug speak up:

http://globalnews.ca/news/589636/doug-ford-calls-drug-trade-allegations-sleazy-journalism/

Rotary Club good, Jackson Proskow hypocrite, let's call an election tomorrow.

clemenza, Sunday, 26 May 2013 13:19 (twelve years ago)

Incidentally, the Fords are doing their radio show today at 1:00 (EST). If you're interested in listening:

http://www.newstalk1010.com/player.aspx

clemenza, Sunday, 26 May 2013 13:33 (twelve years ago)

"Bob and Doug," as a friend just pointed out on Facebook.

clemenza, Sunday, 26 May 2013 16:52 (twelve years ago)

hey we found a dead mouse in our crack, eh? that means you owe us a free kilo

mookieproof, Sunday, 26 May 2013 17:05 (twelve years ago)

Excellent start: Rob calls 98% of the media "maggots."

"Maybe I shouldn't have said that..."

clemenza, Sunday, 26 May 2013 17:09 (twelve years ago)

Rather amazing: 10 minutes in, and they still haven't really addressed anything. They're talking about last night's Rolling Stones show right now (which will surely clear them of all drug-related suspicion).

clemenza, Sunday, 26 May 2013 17:18 (twelve years ago)

Quite surreal.

http://wellconnect.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/Elephant-in-the-room.jpg

Bumper music's been good, though--"Can't You Hear Me Knocking," "Good Vibrations," Wild Cherry. There seems to be the suggestion that Doug will address everything during the second half of the show, after Rob's gone. The thinking seems to be that...???????

clemenza, Sunday, 26 May 2013 17:33 (twelve years ago)

Can't stick around for Doug's hour, unfortunately. Some bizarre mix of Checkers Nixon and 72nd-hour Telethon Jerry so far.

clemenza, Sunday, 26 May 2013 17:58 (twelve years ago)

characters an amateur could never dream up.

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 27 May 2013 13:36 (twelve years ago)

sometime truth is stranger than FICK_shuuuuuun

francisF, Monday, 27 May 2013 15:46 (twelve years ago)

the video originally belonged to an individual who may have been killed for its potentially valuable contents, according to a source.

http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/toronto/toronto-police-spoke-to-mayor-fords-senior-staffer-after-tip-linked-killing-to-alleged-drug-video/article12163629/#dashboard/follows/

So, the owners of the video may be murderers now - where does this leave the gawker campaign now?

francisF, Monday, 27 May 2013 15:54 (twelve years ago)

characters an amateur could never dream up.

― Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, May 27, 2013 9:36 AM (2 hours ago)

You'd have to be good, agreed--a friend on Facebook pointed out that yesterday's radio show had kind of a Sammy Maudlin feel to it, and sketch writing doesn't get any better than that.

clemenza, Monday, 27 May 2013 16:18 (twelve years ago)

it's The Wire set in SCTV's Melonville

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=66hLNY-D13A

brio, Monday, 27 May 2013 17:11 (twelve years ago)

ford's press secretary just quit

brio, Monday, 27 May 2013 17:52 (twelve years ago)

this is actually the state of media-mayoral relations in toronto:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=blcj-jEXfsA

brio, Monday, 27 May 2013 18:58 (twelve years ago)

https://twitter.com/reporterdonpeat/status/339074390878732288

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 27 May 2013 19:08 (twelve years ago)

"the lights! the lights! will somebody get the lights!"

stefon taylor swiftboat (s.clover), Monday, 27 May 2013 19:31 (twelve years ago)

Imploding, brio--there's a cancer on the mayoralty...

CFTR made a big deal this morning about Ford's public support "holding firm." He was at 36% support/approval before all this, and he remains at 36%. They must never have heard of Nixon or Gingrich--if you refer to the media as maggots, of course your base laps it up and digs in. Meanwhile, Olivia Chow still leads 56-36.

clemenza, Monday, 27 May 2013 19:34 (twelve years ago)

Crackstarter has less than $2 G's to go with 11 hours on the clock

brio, Monday, 27 May 2013 19:53 (twelve years ago)

woah bam just hit it

brio, Monday, 27 May 2013 19:54 (twelve years ago)

I am amazed people are/were still donating to this

siouxsan sarandon (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 27 May 2013 20:04 (twelve years ago)

so is Gawker, I think:

John Cook ‏@johnjcook 19m
Well what do you know?

brio, Monday, 27 May 2013 20:17 (twelve years ago)

http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/18oz6s4ciuqdyjpg/ku-xlarge.jpg

Dizzy, Bizzy, and Etobicoke Bone.

This Is The End* (Eazy), Monday, 27 May 2013 20:24 (twelve years ago)

Ford's Greatest Hit possibly leaked and out there:

http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2013/05/27/rob-ford-video-copies-robyn-doolittle_n_3343234.html?ncid=edlinkusaolp00000008

clemenza, Monday, 27 May 2013 21:36 (twelve years ago)

this is all just so amazing.

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 27 May 2013 22:03 (twelve years ago)

yep, please let there be copies out there. i just really want to see rob ford smoke crack, his ruination would just be gravy.

brio, Monday, 27 May 2013 22:38 (twelve years ago)

This Star story from today lays out a pretty clear narrative:

http://www.thestar.com/news/canada/2013/05/28/rob_ford_crack_scandal_fears_fords_aide_sought_video_spark_police_probe.html

brio, Tuesday, 28 May 2013 13:57 (twelve years ago)

http://www.thestar.com/content/dam/thestar/news/canada/2013/05/28/rob_ford_crack_scandal_fears_fords_aide_sought_video_spark_police_probe/rob_ford_1.jpg.size.xxlarge.promo.jpg

he's looking well

media conglomerates are pedaling the same product (stevie), Tuesday, 28 May 2013 14:21 (twelve years ago)

a little paler than usual, i suppose.

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 28 May 2013 14:26 (twelve years ago)

xposts

If that story is correct and Toewy goes public with it all, the tape might not need to come out to force a resignation.

Toewy is an ex-military guy and a straight arrow - plus Ford fired him over wacko football stuff, so he'll eventually spill it all. Will be hugely damning coming from Ford's right-hand man.

brio, Tuesday, 28 May 2013 14:29 (twelve years ago)

He fired him over football?!?

...also i'm awesome (Nicole), Tuesday, 28 May 2013 14:42 (twelve years ago)

wacko football

goole, Tuesday, 28 May 2013 14:50 (twelve years ago)

a little paler than usual, i suppose.

― Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, May 28, 2013 10:26 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

withdrawal?

stefon taylor swiftboat (s.clover), Tuesday, 28 May 2013 15:07 (twelve years ago)

wacko football firing:

...sources told the Star that Ford was so emotional after losing his beloved post at Don Bosco that he ordered Towhey to go to the school and retrieve thousands of dollars worth of football equipment he had donated. When Towhey told Ford that this was a bad idea, the sources said, Ford fired him.

The sources said Towhey implored other aides not to answer any phone calls from Ford that night because the mayor was so upset. Accustomed to Ford's mercurial behaviour, Towhey, who thought he had experienced a "phantom" firing, then returned to city hall the next day — at which point Ford asked him to help arrange a party next week with Don Bosco players and other friends.

Towhey, incredulous, calmly explained that the mayor's office had more urgent business. This so infuriated Ford, the sources said, that he reminded Towhey that he had been fired the night before and had him escorted from the building by security.

brio, Tuesday, 28 May 2013 15:24 (twelve years ago)

Happy 44th, Mr. Mayor!

clemenza, Tuesday, 28 May 2013 16:09 (twelve years ago)

that is pretty wacko

goole, Tuesday, 28 May 2013 16:10 (twelve years ago)

crack seems pretty wack

i also enjoy in line skateing (spazzmatazz), Tuesday, 28 May 2013 17:24 (twelve years ago)

I'm guessing Ford will not be using Whitney Houston's "where are the receipts?" defense

they are either militarists (ugh) or kangaroos (?) (DJP), Tuesday, 28 May 2013 17:28 (twelve years ago)

crack is for poor people (not mayors)

lag∞n, Tuesday, 28 May 2013 18:10 (twelve years ago)

I am imagining that entire interview happening with Rob Ford subbed in for Whitney, holding Bobbi Cristina on his lap

they are either militarists (ugh) or kangaroos (?) (DJP), Tuesday, 28 May 2013 18:11 (twelve years ago)

lol 'where are the receipts' miss you whitney

balls, Tuesday, 28 May 2013 19:40 (twelve years ago)

http://media.tumblr.com/87730f62856f5e331f6b61ccdcb1a100/tumblr_inline_mlbkkkAYkz1qz4rgp.gif

media conglomerates are pedaling the same product (stevie), Tuesday, 28 May 2013 21:04 (twelve years ago)

http://media.tumblr.com/87730f62856f5e331f6b61ccdcb1a100/tumblr_inline_mlbkkkAYkz1qz4rgp.gif duh

media conglomerates are pedaling the same product (stevie), Tuesday, 28 May 2013 21:04 (twelve years ago)

A timeline for interested out-of-towners:

http://www.thegridto.com/blog-post/the-emerging-ford-drama-in-chronological-order/

Check the first photo!

clemenza, Tuesday, 28 May 2013 23:48 (twelve years ago)

The saddest thing is the Fords are right that the media is a bunch of downtown elitists who are out of touch with much of the city - and this whole saga proves it.

Local reporters seem to have next to no contacts in the 'burbs or with the cops - the sources who could actually break this story wide open... When a couple of rexdale dealers tried to hand the Star the story on a silver platter, the reporters at the Star and at Gawker fumbled it so bad we may never see the tape. When they tried to dig on Doug in Etobicoke the best they could do was junkies spilling 30 year old common knowledge.

Weeks into it, this is the FIRST story I've seen that I've seen from the neighbourhood where the action went down, and of course it's in The Sun:
http://www.torontosun.com/2013/05/28/rexdale-neighbours-of-rob-ford-video-holder-nervous

brio, Wednesday, 29 May 2013 03:06 (twelve years ago)

reporters...at gawker?

balls, Wednesday, 29 May 2013 03:16 (twelve years ago)

what were they supposed to do to get the video other than ponying up 200k?

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 29 May 2013 03:28 (twelve years ago)

I think if Gawker hadn't fucked it up - by calling CNN Canada who called the mayor's office - the Star reporters could have negotiated a more reasonable price or found a way to verify it without buying the tape

or just pony up the 200K, fair price for 2-3 guys who have to split town

brio, Wednesday, 29 May 2013 03:35 (twelve years ago)

and, possibly, risk murder or arrest

brio, Wednesday, 29 May 2013 03:36 (twelve years ago)

don't see how cnn being a bunch of fuckwits reflects poorly on gawker.

stefon taylor swiftboat (s.clover), Wednesday, 29 May 2013 03:57 (twelve years ago)

also i mean regardless of how much we'd like the tape, ford seems pretty well hosed at this point?

stefon taylor swiftboat (s.clover), Wednesday, 29 May 2013 03:58 (twelve years ago)

Yeah, I'm missing where Gawker needed a slew of reporters on the beat in Etobicoke because of their exhaustive Torontan focus.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 29 May 2013 04:00 (twelve years ago)

Nothing but reporting on TTC from our own max.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 29 May 2013 04:00 (twelve years ago)

Gawker can be expected to fuck up - because, it's Gawker and yes - why would they know how to handle a Toronto story sensitively - my point was more that the Star needs better connections around the city so sources don't take their stories to Gawker who will fuck them up.

And sure, the way it broke is a shitshow and maybe it was always going to be a shitshow given the sources... what I'm really talking about is the reporting since the story broke. Papers have been great on inside the Mayor's office action - important stuff - not so great on trying to break the story from the street

we need a Charlie LeDuff (though I think he might be off the rails himself)

brio, Wednesday, 29 May 2013 04:08 (twelve years ago)

mission statement of the last season of the wire is some score settling tedium but it does a good job of showing how cutbacks and death of newspapers has just completely decimated newspapers ability to know what's actually going on in the communities they serve. not enough boots on the ground and the ones they have don't have the experience and background to perform the task yet.

balls, Wednesday, 29 May 2013 04:57 (twelve years ago)

im bet u 100$ the video will be on the internet in under a week

flopson, Wednesday, 29 May 2013 05:01 (twelve years ago)

i'll take that bet

dylannn, Wednesday, 29 May 2013 05:03 (twelve years ago)

tuesday, june 4th, 10:04 pm mountain time, at least 45 seconds of the video available online

dylannn, Wednesday, 29 May 2013 05:04 (twelve years ago)

There was a fake 2 second one floated today

she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Wednesday, 29 May 2013 05:07 (twelve years ago)

dylan gonna lose

anky, Wednesday, 29 May 2013 05:08 (twelve years ago)

lol dylannn jumping in

balls, Wednesday, 29 May 2013 05:09 (twelve years ago)

i have a copy of the video in my hand right now

crüt, Wednesday, 29 May 2013 05:28 (twelve years ago)

Gross.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 29 May 2013 05:32 (twelve years ago)

I think if Gawker hadn't fucked it up - by calling CNN Canada who called the mayor's office

gawker didnt fuck up; cnn fucked up

the Star reporters could have negotiated a more reasonable price or found a way to verify it without buying the tape

the tape has been "verified." it is a tape of rob ford smoking crack. verification is no longer the issue.

max, Wednesday, 29 May 2013 11:03 (twelve years ago)

The saddest thing is the Fords are right that the media is a bunch of downtown elitists who are out of touch with much of the city - and this whole saga proves it.

I can't tell if you're being serious.

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 29 May 2013 12:48 (twelve years ago)

I am being serious.

There are four daily papers based in Toronto. There was a tape floating around of the mayor smoking crack for weeks and none of them got it. The holders of the tape went to Gawker weeks after contacting the Star - and now, it turns out, they also contacted The Sun who blew them off without checking it out.

Two Star reporters and a Gawker editor claiming to have seen it may be enough for you, me, and Max - but that's not "verified" enough to convince a lot of people, or to force Ford to admit wrong-doing. Part of the problem is everyone assuming the reporters' word is enough, and not doing the hard reporting.

Was Rob Ford ever seen around the apartment complex at 320 Dixon Road? Thousands of residents there, did anyone ever see him? Was he ever seen on the 17th floor? Was David Price ever seen there? Is there security camera video that might show either one of them there? Who was shot in the leg on the 17th floor at 4:20 am on May 21? Who shot him? Was Anthony Smith involved in the crack trade or not? What was his relationship to Ford? He has no friends or relatives who will talk to reporters? Where is Muhammad Khattak, who was injured in the Anthony Smith shooting? The sources of the tape have "gone underground" - does anyone in the neighbourhood know who they are, and where they are now? Did a bunch of crack dealers have a tape of the mayor smoking crack and really not show it to anyone who might talk now? What do the cops know?

Where's the reporting from on the ground in Rexdale and from police sources?

If they're doing all your reporting from inside city hall, focusing entirely on the people in power - I think it's fair to say they're elitist and out of touch.

brio, Wednesday, 29 May 2013 13:55 (twelve years ago)

Part of the problem is everyone assuming the reporters' word is enough, and not doing the hard reporting.

...

max, Wednesday, 29 May 2013 14:10 (twelve years ago)

That sentence seems to be saying something different from what you think it is saying, unless you do actually mean that we should all be knocking on doors in Toronto and interviewing residents about Rob Ford.

they are either militarists (ugh) or kangaroos (?) (DJP), Wednesday, 29 May 2013 14:16 (twelve years ago)

so - that they report on the mayor? that makes them elitist?

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 29 May 2013 14:20 (twelve years ago)

sorry for my bad syntax, I'm talking about reporters knocking on doors not everyone in Toronto.

In an ideal world, 2 reporters and an editor of gawker reporting on having seen the tape would have been enough for Ford to admit it and leave office. This has not been the case. They need to prove it, not wait for the tape to surface or Ford to cop to it without proof. There's no guarantee of the former, and the latter is unlikely.

yes, it's elitist to assume the Toronto Star's word is enough to convince the city, unfortunately. There's nothing wrong with reporting on the mayor and his powerful allies and enemies, but this story didn't happen IN city hall so there's more reporting to do, and I'm not seeing it.

brio, Wednesday, 29 May 2013 14:24 (twelve years ago)

I'm sure all the Rexdale residents are just lining up to be interviewed in a takedown of the mayor/drug trade with the promise of going back to their apartments at the end of the day!

she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Wednesday, 29 May 2013 14:29 (twelve years ago)

right, that's why it's hard reporting to do.

brio, Wednesday, 29 May 2013 14:32 (twelve years ago)

lol okay I read the article "from the neighborhood" and it contains a quote from an unnamed source that says “We always worry here,” and a quote from a named source that says of the night of the most recent shooting that might be tied to someone connected to the video, "It was scary."

Clearly we need more reporting like this, I mean the shades of meaning we have added to the story with these vital contributions.

they are either militarists (ugh) or kangaroos (?) (DJP), Wednesday, 29 May 2013 14:36 (twelve years ago)

Looking forward to The Daily Brio -- "News with Sass! Doors Knocked!"

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 29 May 2013 14:36 (twelve years ago)

I mean, did it occur to you that someone may have tried talking to these people, got those same quotes, and thought "this isn't actually a story" and tossed it?

they are either militarists (ugh) or kangaroos (?) (DJP), Wednesday, 29 May 2013 14:38 (twelve years ago)

seriously, guys?

brio, Wednesday, 29 May 2013 14:38 (twelve years ago)

The mother of the kid who was in the picture (injured, not killed) was interviewed in Metro yesterday fwiw

she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Wednesday, 29 May 2013 14:39 (twelve years ago)

while i had been thinking what you had - that the Star didn't *seem* to be talking to people around that neighbourhood. I don't really take it of some sign of any sort of larger problem. they also didn't want to 1- pay for a video due to ethical standards and 2- run with the story when they didn't have the evidence. you're aware of that right? that gawker broke the story and forced the Star's hand, as they were the only media outlet that could verify gawker's claims with what they had at least seen?

you're also forgetting that the Globe - another "downtown" "elitist" monster - HAD talked to all sort of good ol salt of the earth folks around Etobicoke to build their story on Doug.

I would also like for you to expand some more on what an "elitist" is to you exactly. I find that term to be nothing more than a brainless drive-by smear used by conservatives to smear people in cities, or liberals, that they don't agree with. Am I an elitist? I live downtown. Should my opinions be cast aside because I have the gaul to live in the hoity-toity neighbourhood of Parkdale? Am I also a "laté sipper"? Or a "champaign socialist"?

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 29 May 2013 14:39 (twelve years ago)

its okay to be an elitist as long as you knock on some doors and do old school reporting

iatee, Wednesday, 29 May 2013 14:41 (twelve years ago)

http://www.mikeeiler.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/old-school-reporter.jpg

iatee, Wednesday, 29 May 2013 14:41 (twelve years ago)

isn't is spelled "gall"? </elitistANDpedantic>

they are either militarists (ugh) or kangaroos (?) (DJP), Wednesday, 29 May 2013 14:41 (twelve years ago)

serious newspaper reporters could have knocked on doors in etobicoke trying to raise $200,000

iatee, Wednesday, 29 May 2013 14:42 (twelve years ago)

ha ha!

i actually like to hang out with elitist from southern france. i have lots of Gauls i chill with.

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 29 May 2013 14:44 (twelve years ago)

If reporters had pre-existing relations with sources in the neighborhood, then they would have been more likely to get a better response, no? It's like reporting everywhere, you build up a network and keep a finger on the pulse. Noone does that in poor neighborhoods anymore, and the reporting in this case is a result. And I know this because I've seen The Wire. Seriously, they didn't even know who Prop Joe was!

Frederik B, Wednesday, 29 May 2013 14:44 (twelve years ago)

nobody does this in any neighborhoods because its 2013

iatee, Wednesday, 29 May 2013 14:45 (twelve years ago)

So who will be first on the air with "The Fords"? David Simon, David Chase or David Milch?

(Starring Philip Seymour Hoffman, obviously.)

something of an astrological coup (tipsy mothra), Wednesday, 29 May 2013 14:51 (twelve years ago)

Well, Aaron Sorkin sort of. They break the story because someone in the room knew that murdered guy from somewhere.

Frederik B, Wednesday, 29 May 2013 14:53 (twelve years ago)

But most of the focus is on how wrong it is to call newspeople 'maggots', since they are doing a really important job and are actually really nice people.

Frederik B, Wednesday, 29 May 2013 14:57 (twelve years ago)

Guys this is Patch.com's job now.

Mordy , Wednesday, 29 May 2013 14:58 (twelve years ago)

what I learned from the Wire is that reporters just make up stories to win awards. Especially elitist white reporters. That and you evacuate a building, not the people in it. Unless that's, like, your thing.

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 29 May 2013 15:02 (twelve years ago)

I think The Star and The Globe are elitist only in the sense that they are much more comfortable with, much more interested in, and much better at reporting on the city's elites. I think Rob and Doug Ford know this - and they leverage it and spin it and shape it to their advantage, by painting themselves as the little guys sticking it to the man.

Kind of surprised to hear some people thinking knocking on doors and old school reporting is such a punchline or outdated idea. Did the list of questions I posted earlier seem unreasonable or irrelevant? I'm not being snarky or sarcastic at all here - just curious. I actually think we'll see more stories on what exactly went down with Price possibly trying to get the tape in the next few days.

brio, Wednesday, 29 May 2013 15:52 (twelve years ago)

the Globe and Mail (which, smugly, has "globe" in the name) – has a more international focus. If they were busying themselves with the non-elitists of Etobicoke, they would be the "Rexdale and Mail" or the "Etobicoke Town Crier" or something.

The Toronto Star, conversely, is CONSTANTLY running pieces on the plights of the regular people of Toronto. Articles I usually, as a loathsome elitist, skip. They have one regular column "the fixer", for example (http://www.thestar.com/yourtoronto/the_fixer.html) - where they help out citizens who are encountering difficulty navigating the elitist bureaucracy of city hall. I'm not aware of the Sun helping out anyone who isn't connected in conservative circles (Rob Ford and Tim Hudak being two of their favourites) (maybe not Ford so much now that the winds have changed direction tho).

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 29 May 2013 16:21 (twelve years ago)

I don't think knocking on doors/old school reporting is a punchline in and of itself. I do think that when you ignore one instance of extensive door-knocking that resulted in the story about the Ford family's alleged history of drug dealing as part of the larger context around this scandal and hold up as an example to follow a complete and total non-story that seems to only exist in order to make a grab for page views from people looking for more information about this tape, you are setting yourself up to be clowned. I also think that the lack of stories answering the questions you posed does not automatically mean no one is trying to answer them.

they are either militarists (ugh) or kangaroos (?) (DJP), Wednesday, 29 May 2013 16:27 (twelve years ago)

OK I see where you're coming from - first, I didn't mean to hold up the Sun non-story as an example of anything but "This is the first time I've seen any quotes from inside this building or around, and we're weeks into the story."

The Doug Ford story: a) the Globe sat on it for 18 months. b) they didn't get all that much.

Agree that people are probably trying to answer the questions I posed - but I think it's fair to point out there hasn't been much published reporting on those angles by now. I hope

brio, Wednesday, 29 May 2013 16:39 (twelve years ago)

I hope we will see more on those angles, it does seem to me like the natural place to dig now.

brio, Wednesday, 29 May 2013 16:40 (twelve years ago)

maybe toronto reporters just suck at their jobs

iatee, Wednesday, 29 May 2013 16:41 (twelve years ago)

like, they're trying really hard, they're just bad

iatee, Wednesday, 29 May 2013 16:42 (twelve years ago)

there probably aren't enough of them. most ppl who want to earn a living are not going into journalism in 2013.

Mordy , Wednesday, 29 May 2013 16:54 (twelve years ago)

everything about this story is so amazing as to stretch credulity. if someone told me that the mayor smokes crack, and allowed himself to be recorded doing it, i don't think i'd follow up either

goole, Wednesday, 29 May 2013 16:56 (twelve years ago)

diminished resources is definitely a fair point - but there are 4 dailies and 3 national broadcasters (as an elitist, I'm not counting Sun News Network) based in Toronto.

brio, Wednesday, 29 May 2013 16:58 (twelve years ago)

xp: anyone who is a public official who is out in a crack house is already showing poor judgment; I wouldn't expect those skills to get better after a few crack hits

they are either militarists (ugh) or kangaroos (?) (DJP), Wednesday, 29 May 2013 16:58 (twelve years ago)

nobody does this in any neighborhoods because its 2013

― iatee, Wednesday, May 29, 2013 2:45 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

you know this is not correct right

steening in your HOOSless carriage (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 29 May 2013 18:05 (twelve years ago)

like i can name 3 dc reporters offhand who i know make it a practice to cultivate neighborhood sources we don't all live in your futurephone new york town

god the way you people live

steening in your HOOSless carriage (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 29 May 2013 18:08 (twelve years ago)

let's be clear, iatee is an island unto himself

they are either militarists (ugh) or kangaroos (?) (DJP), Wednesday, 29 May 2013 18:09 (twelve years ago)

no man is an iatee

steening in your HOOSless carriage (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 29 May 2013 18:10 (twelve years ago)

pretty great maclean's cover
https://twitter.com/reporterdonpeat/status/339804256955662336/photo/1

brio, Wednesday, 29 May 2013 18:14 (twelve years ago)

the only reporters I know do all their reporting via google glass

iatee, Wednesday, 29 May 2013 18:15 (twelve years ago)

reporting live from u face

steening in your HOOSless carriage (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 29 May 2013 18:18 (twelve years ago)

The Doug Ford story: a) the Globe sat on it for 18 months.

they researched it for 18 months. it's not like they found the story talked to everyone, and did nothing for a year and a half. they worked on it for a very long time. they also claimed they were still working on it before they decided to run with it when other events compelled them to do so. you also claimed they only talked to a handful of junkies, which also is not the case. i have no idea why you're hell bent on bashing the job the Globe did here - it was clearly a lot of hard work.

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 29 May 2013 18:22 (twelve years ago)

I'm not hellbent on anything, and I'm not bashing it - it just seems like a thin story to me, and one Doug can plausibly deny, as he has. I think he's lying - but they have no named sources and it's 30 years old. It plays right into the Ford's narrative about what Doug calls "uncollaborated" (sic) stories, and a media vendetta. It's also been folklore for a long time - I'd heard the rumours of high school drug dealing as had others here - so it would have been nice if they'd been able to bring something more to it.

Thermo, I'm not sure why I'm pissing you off - it's nothing personal, just shooting the shit about the Ford coverage. We can disagree.

brio, Wednesday, 29 May 2013 18:29 (twelve years ago)

i'm not pissed off here. just disagreeing with pretty much every point you're making.

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 29 May 2013 18:39 (twelve years ago)

OK!

brio, Wednesday, 29 May 2013 18:41 (twelve years ago)

man why don't you two hash it out over a rock?

unfinest DN (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 29 May 2013 18:42 (twelve years ago)

or rock out with some hash

dmr, Wednesday, 29 May 2013 18:46 (twelve years ago)

I'm down for whatever, 2nd option more my speed.

brio, Wednesday, 29 May 2013 18:48 (twelve years ago)

speed would be my preference.

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 29 May 2013 18:50 (twelve years ago)

let's hit Mimico and see what happens

brio, Wednesday, 29 May 2013 18:52 (twelve years ago)

downtown speed only!

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 29 May 2013 19:02 (twelve years ago)

when i saw that everyone was piling up on brio i assumed he had said something stupid but u all are looking like huge idiots rn

flopson, Wednesday, 29 May 2013 19:04 (twelve years ago)

hey now, we just chilled things out and were looking for some speed

brio, Wednesday, 29 May 2013 19:06 (twelve years ago)

heh sorry i was still reading the thread when i posted that... ftr i hope you are wrong cause i don't wanna pay dylan 100 bucks

flopson, Wednesday, 29 May 2013 19:11 (twelve years ago)

Officials in the information technology department at the City of Toronto are required to maintain the computers and ensure that information — which is all subject to freedom of information requests — is preserved.

come on, IT guys, leak it all

brio, Wednesday, 29 May 2013 19:14 (twelve years ago)

City of Toronto IT department leaks 50 new videos of Rob Ford falling over and/or running into things

they are either militarists (ugh) or kangaroos (?) (DJP), Wednesday, 29 May 2013 19:17 (twelve years ago)

ha ha!

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 29 May 2013 19:20 (twelve years ago)

Thermo and brio: don't forget that first and foremost we're all Torontonians, united by our love of crack. Forming a united front is the only way we'll be able to buy and consume lots of the high-quality crack we love.

clemenza, Wednesday, 29 May 2013 21:21 (twelve years ago)

If all this turns out to be true, Ford should get an award for World's Portliest Crackhead.

Huston we got chicken lol (Phil D.), Wednesday, 29 May 2013 21:56 (twelve years ago)

Often credits David Crosby, the World's Portliest Cokehead, as an early inspiration.

clemenza, Wednesday, 29 May 2013 22:12 (twelve years ago)

rip Farley

The End**^ (Eazy), Wednesday, 29 May 2013 22:28 (twelve years ago)

http://wlschildrens.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/farley.jpg

...also i'm awesome (Nicole), Wednesday, 29 May 2013 22:52 (twelve years ago)

it's really amazing listening to the radio show. It's really hard to reconcile their personalities on the show with what their private lives are apparently like.

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 29 May 2013 23:18 (twelve years ago)

speed would be my preference.

Another Parkdale hipster ;)

she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Thursday, 30 May 2013 04:24 (twelve years ago)

Michael Cooke ‏@TorStarEditor 1h
https://twitter.com/TorStarEditor/status/339945391007096832

#robford #mayorford says he knew where the video was hidden, Star is told. Front page Thursday. http://yfrog.com/gy51fipnj

sean gramophone, Thursday, 30 May 2013 04:50 (twelve years ago)

Hmm, photo itself not coming up.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 30 May 2013 05:08 (twelve years ago)

i don't understand.

was the video hidden? does he mean he knows who had it?

does this mean he previously knew where the video was and who was in possession of it and presently doesn't know?

dylannn, Thursday, 30 May 2013 05:18 (twelve years ago)

http://a.yfrog.com/img610/5052/51fipn.jpg

just sayin, Thursday, 30 May 2013 06:24 (twelve years ago)

link http://m.thestar.com/?content=29e710fd9cce92141cd7f2c1ef9b0f6d§ion=gta

lag∞n, Thursday, 30 May 2013 12:35 (twelve years ago)

What does that even mean, "he knows where the tape is?"

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 30 May 2013 13:05 (twelve years ago)

Toronto Mayor Rob Ford told senior aides not to worry about a video appearing to show him smoking crack cocaine because he knew where it was, sources told the Star.
Ford then blurted out the address of two 17th-floor units — 1701 and 1703 — at a Dixon Rd. apartment complex, to the shock of staffers at a city hall meeting almost two weeks ago, the sources said.
The mayor cited “our contacts” as the source of his information, according to insiders familiar with the unusual May 17 session in his office.
Staffers were alarmed by the implication of hearing so precise a location, sources said.

Two weeks ago! And it seems Towhey is the only one who went to the cops about this. I sincerely hope the other senior aides in that office never work in politics again.

brio, Thursday, 30 May 2013 13:09 (twelve years ago)

Second man charged with Anthony Smith shooting arrested in Alberta (where the video holders told the Star they wanted to relocate):

http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/toronto/police-identify-man-arrested-in-shooting-tied-to-alleged-rob-ford-drug-video/article12257252/

If I recall correctly, Ford aide David Price supposedly told Towhey that Anthony Smith had been shot for the video.

If this ends up being true, and Smith was shot for the phone by the guys who tried to sell it it puts the Crackstarter thing in a whole new light. I feel kind of shitty about saying the Star should have just ponied up - even if that's not the scenario that went down, it's a good argument for why you don't hand over 200K for news.

brio, Thursday, 30 May 2013 13:27 (twelve years ago)

I'd like to raise money to shoot a video of Tom Ford smoking crack.

The End**^ (Eazy), Thursday, 30 May 2013 13:35 (twelve years ago)

people will probably pay more to see Harrison Ford smoking crack.

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 30 May 2013 14:36 (twelve years ago)

henry ford or gtfo imo

bizarro gazzara, Thursday, 30 May 2013 15:46 (twelve years ago)

would take that footage in any color as long as it's crack

the white queen and her caustic judgments (difficult listening hour), Thursday, 30 May 2013 15:48 (twelve years ago)

haha

goole, Thursday, 30 May 2013 15:50 (twelve years ago)

kudos xp

bizarro gazzara, Thursday, 30 May 2013 15:53 (twelve years ago)

So two more staffers out?

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 30 May 2013 18:22 (twelve years ago)

so far, today...

pauls00, Thursday, 30 May 2013 18:26 (twelve years ago)

I'm surprised there's been no mention (that I've seen, anyway) of Ford's wife through all of this. I had to look her up: Renata Brejniak, married in 2000, still married. I'm not saying she's implicated in any way, but it's pretty standard for spouses to step forward and tell the world how wonderful her husband is. If Ford draws a line and keeps his wife out of his personal messes, then I guess that's one admirable thing I can attribute to him.

clemenza, Thursday, 30 May 2013 21:11 (twelve years ago)

god the idea that rob ford accidentally blurted out the address where the video was being held during a council meeting MAY be the funniest part of this yet

we're up all night to get (s1ocki), Thursday, 30 May 2013 21:44 (twelve years ago)

Also the idea that "Don't worry, I know where the video of me smoking crack is" was supposed to be in any way a reassuring statement.

something of an astrological coup (tipsy mothra), Thursday, 30 May 2013 22:10 (twelve years ago)

So wait, lemme get this straight--right now it appears as if the people trying to sell the video for $200k first killed someone else w the video so that they could take it and sell it?

walk in the room they throwin Sade left to right (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 30 May 2013 22:17 (twelve years ago)

if anyone happens to be in the neighborhood maybe they could swing by

lag∞n, Thursday, 30 May 2013 22:19 (twelve years ago)

xp bcz if so then yeah that is a stellar argument for why paying sources is hugely problematic

walk in the room they throwin Sade left to right (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 30 May 2013 22:20 (twelve years ago)

It's super unclear if it's true, but that is a scenario that is being floated.

brio, Thursday, 30 May 2013 22:33 (twelve years ago)

also - I don't the suggestion is that he blurted out the address during a council meeting - but in a meeting with his senior staff

brio, Thursday, 30 May 2013 22:34 (twelve years ago)

but I wouldn't blame anyone for thinking Ford was capable of blurting out the address of his crack den in council.

I wonder if Towey has a book deal yet? With the inevitable movie or mini-series, could be a goldmine.

brio, Friday, 31 May 2013 01:31 (twelve years ago)

This whole thing is getting so weird; here is some neighbour door-knocking:

http://news.nationalpost.com/2013/05/30/rob-ford-crack-drama-takes-a-surreal-turn-on-dixon-road/?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter

she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Friday, 31 May 2013 04:16 (twelve years ago)

ya - he blurted it out in a staff meeting (ie - just the people who have all quit now)... not a council meeting.

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 31 May 2013 04:33 (twelve years ago)

and that's an interesting piece my the Post there! sad ending tho: “That tape,” he said, “will never surface.”

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 31 May 2013 04:37 (twelve years ago)

hold up - weren't you one of the guys who thought I was off my rocker for suggesting somebody do exactly what the Post did there?

brio, Friday, 31 May 2013 04:38 (twelve years ago)

http://oyuncugenc.com/wp-admin/js/100-dollar-bill-canada-face-817.jpg

dylannn, Friday, 31 May 2013 04:39 (twelve years ago)

heading into the weekend, i'm feeling confident.

dylannn, Friday, 31 May 2013 04:40 (twelve years ago)

you never can tell, but I don't think we'll see it any time soon - if copies exist and anyone gets there hands on it now, it'll be cops

brio, Friday, 31 May 2013 04:42 (twelve years ago)

every reply to this thread, i open it thinking it's going to be raggett crowing that it's streaming on gawker

dylannn, Friday, 31 May 2013 04:48 (twelve years ago)

it's never gonna happen on gawker, they'd be insane to do it if there's a hint of a possible connection to a murder

brio, Friday, 31 May 2013 04:57 (twelve years ago)

xpost -- give me time.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 31 May 2013 05:19 (twelve years ago)

hold up - weren't you one of the guys who thought I was off my rocker for suggesting somebody do exactly what the Post did there?

no, i had no qualms with your door-knocking stance.

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 31 May 2013 15:17 (twelve years ago)

apparently the police sealed the warrant for that guy just arrested in Alberta, which is a little odd. possibly something to do with the video?!?!

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 31 May 2013 15:22 (twelve years ago)

straight trollin https://twitter.com/NYMag/status/340516830017892352

stefon taylor swiftboat (s.clover), Friday, 31 May 2013 18:08 (twelve years ago)

I think I'm actually resigned to it now. No tape, at least for a very long time. No resignation. No apologies.

The only way Ford leaves the mayor's office for good is in handcuffs or on a stretcher.

brio, Friday, 31 May 2013 19:07 (twelve years ago)

is he that bulletproof electorally?

goole, Friday, 31 May 2013 19:39 (twelve years ago)

or like, when he gets destroyed in the next election.

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 31 May 2013 19:54 (twelve years ago)

I wish intrade were still around cause 'will rob ford be in office in a month' would be an interesting betting market

iatee, Friday, 31 May 2013 20:00 (twelve years ago)

I still think his term is in his last few weeks. He's got his council passing resolutions against him, and now Wynne appears ready to meddle. Which would create fierce backlash from his base, and would possibly/probably affect her own political standing, but I think he'll be squeezed from both sides. Rally tomorrow, etc., etc.

We'll see.

clemenza, Friday, 31 May 2013 20:01 (twelve years ago)

council going against him is nothing new. we'll see about Wynne tho - her stepping in would probably energize the crazy remnants of his base like no one could ever imagine.

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 31 May 2013 20:12 (twelve years ago)

i think hes a goner with or without the video and we will probably see the video shortly

lag∞n, Friday, 31 May 2013 20:36 (twelve years ago)

I really hope so, it's hard to imagine him sticking around until next October.

I don't think he's electorally bulletproof, just stubborn and shameless. I can't imagine he'd win another term especially as a sane conservative will run and soak up all the right vote except super-diehard Ford lunatics and the left will rally hard for one strong candidate like Chow.

I don't think Wynne will be able to do much - huge nightmare for her politically and actually a bad precedent for the provincial government to try to remove an elected municipal official. He's still got a 40% approval rating if you believe the polls. There's no legal mechanism for council to remove him.

Unless something breaks soon, people are understandably going to get fed up with hearing about it - and there is other news to cover. The spotlight fades a bit, and he stays in office, powerless, for 16 more months - popping up in the news every so often when someone gets a picture of him eating a chili dog or something.

brio, Friday, 31 May 2013 20:57 (twelve years ago)

I agree with that--if he can survive the next couple of weeks, he'll get by. These stories have momentum, and once they lose it, attention turns elsewhere. For the moment, I think that momentum is still there.

clemenza, Friday, 31 May 2013 21:23 (twelve years ago)

his allies will want him out of there is usually how it works, all his staff quitting certainly points in this direction

lag∞n, Friday, 31 May 2013 21:53 (twelve years ago)

ya but there is the strong chance that he'll just not leave and there's nothing to compel him to and he is crazy

we're up all night to get (s1ocki), Saturday, 1 June 2013 17:58 (twelve years ago)

ya if I were in that situation I would just stick around for the paycheck

iatee, Saturday, 1 June 2013 18:17 (twelve years ago)

I also would wait until my political career was over til I started smoking crack tho

iatee, Saturday, 1 June 2013 18:17 (twelve years ago)

^ monday morning quarterbacking imo

a very generous Cordoban (Sufjan Grafton), Saturday, 1 June 2013 18:56 (twelve years ago)

ha ha!

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Saturday, 1 June 2013 20:07 (twelve years ago)

there's no way he's winning the next election.

unless he can somehow *actually* prove that Gawker/The Star/The Globe made everything up and then also fire every unionized employee of the city that isn't a cop or something - he's done

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Saturday, 1 June 2013 20:09 (twelve years ago)

doesn't mean he's fried though--look at marion barry

steening in your HOOSless carriage (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Sunday, 2 June 2013 02:08 (twelve years ago)

w political scandals it always tilts on whether or not the politicians allies stick w him

lag∞n, Sunday, 2 June 2013 02:27 (twelve years ago)

http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2013/05/rob-ford-resigns.html

clemenza, Sunday, 2 June 2013 14:32 (twelve years ago)

gasface

stefon taylor swiftboat (s.clover), Sunday, 2 June 2013 16:47 (twelve years ago)

Rob Ford Designs

how's life, Sunday, 2 June 2013 17:28 (twelve years ago)

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Z3K9vmCtON0/ScPVDwf5tAI/AAAAAAAAD9A/LB4wCus3PhM/s1600-h/tom+ford+smoking.jpg

The End**^ (Eazy), Sunday, 2 June 2013 17:52 (twelve years ago)

Even one day with nothing new feels like the story's fading. Creepy older brother started a new radio segment yesterday: "Setting the Record Straight." Rob headed to the cottage 'cause he needs a holiday.

clemenza, Tuesday, 4 June 2013 03:53 (twelve years ago)

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_2uhRrPgC8S0/SzpCEdsKOWI/AAAAAAAABq0/eCLiSMkRXIE/s400/10317_1009485828.jpg

Sir Lord Baltimora (Myonga Vön Bontee), Tuesday, 4 June 2013 04:03 (twelve years ago)

There's plenty of blame to go around, but here's Gawker laying most of it on The Star:
http://gawker.com/the-rob-ford-crack-video-might-be-gone-511254183

Don't really buy this version completely, but it's all hypothetical now. A lot of things might have happened if what actually happened hadn't happened, but it's not even worth parsing at this point. If the tape's gone, at least hopefully there's a money trail or something to prove a cover up.

brio, Tuesday, 4 June 2013 22:29 (twelve years ago)

If nothing else, we have learned that "let's announce that we're raising money over the next two weeks to get something a powerful millionaire sleazebag wants NOW" is a bad crowd-funding model.

brio, Tuesday, 4 June 2013 22:37 (twelve years ago)

Is this off the radar entirely? I don't see mention of Ford on the Star or Sun opening pages online. Are we at "Okay, so he smokes a little crack now and again" already?

clemenza, Tuesday, 4 June 2013 22:40 (twelve years ago)

I'd be shocked if they're not all still working on breaking the story somehow, but I doubt we'll see much unless they think they have a knockout punch for awhile.

brio, Tuesday, 4 June 2013 22:43 (twelve years ago)

which newspapers could have forced him to resign without producing the video? NYT probably. WaPost I assume. WSJ. Is Star just not credible enough? (Obv Gawker isn't.)

Mordy , Tuesday, 4 June 2013 22:43 (twelve years ago)

Not a chance. The Prime Minister, The President, and the Pope could call for his resignation and he'd say it was part of the vegan bike lane conspiracy.

brio, Tuesday, 4 June 2013 22:47 (twelve years ago)

I don't know. Getting past Saturday's resign-now rally was probably an important step for him--"several hundred protesters" is the wording I've seen in every story, and that doesn't seem too worrisome. (I wasn't there, so I'm hardly complaining.)

clemenza, Tuesday, 4 June 2013 22:48 (twelve years ago)

(Were you, brio?)

clemenza, Tuesday, 4 June 2013 22:49 (twelve years ago)

i'm skeptical that he could survive the NYT first-hand reporting on the video

Mordy , Tuesday, 4 June 2013 22:49 (twelve years ago)

I'm out of town.

Mordy - the Star doesn't have zero credibility. Everyone who would believe the NYT believes The Star already.

There's no proof of wrongdoing, and his polling has barely dented. The only thing that would have swayed him was his family. The theory was they's pull the plug on Rob if he damaged to the family political brand. It's clear now, they either don't care or think this will have no effect. Doug Ford really wants to be big in provincial politics, so some thought he might throw Rob under the bus to stay alive as a potential Premier. That hasn't happened - even though the provincial Tories have been dancing away from Doug already. I really don't think rallies or American newspapers or anything like that will make any difference. I do think he'll get his clock cleaned when he runs for Mayor again, and Doug is toast provincially - but the two of them will probably be able to win as city councillors for as long as they want to be.

brio, Tuesday, 4 June 2013 23:01 (twelve years ago)

Kevin Donovan, one of The Star reporters, has broken huge stories before - won tons of awards, decades of experience. He really has as much credibility than a NYT reporter.
But he's still reporting on something he saw on a cell phone in the back of a car - so, much as I disagree, I can understand why it's not enough for a lot of reasonable people.

brio, Tuesday, 4 June 2013 23:05 (twelve years ago)

as much credibility as

brio, Tuesday, 4 June 2013 23:05 (twelve years ago)

its my understanding the star is sitting on a lot more atm

we're up all night to get (s1ocki), Tuesday, 4 June 2013 23:18 (twelve years ago)

separate incidents, or crack tape-related? i hope they can pull it all together and sink him. They must really want to, to wipe out any seeds of doubt about their credibility that the Fords have planted.

brio, Tuesday, 4 June 2013 23:33 (twelve years ago)

I don't think he can be "sunk", to be honest. Even if his credibility is shot, his polls sunk, his offices empty, he'll still be mayor until his term is up, no? I thought the only way he could be effectively booted would be if he resigns or if he's put in jail for a couple weeks or longer

flamboyant goon tie included, Tuesday, 4 June 2013 23:45 (twelve years ago)

I'm waiting for him to "break" and start having hilarious acts of retribution like the introduction of Go Fuck Yourself Day, statues of self on every corner, fill Nathan Phillips Sq with fire, etc.

flamboyant goon tie included, Tuesday, 4 June 2013 23:48 (twelve years ago)

I do not hope that he was involved with the shooting of that kid tho

flamboyant goon tie included, Tuesday, 4 June 2013 23:49 (twelve years ago)

yeah the silver lining of not seeing the video is definitely further .gifs

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 4 June 2013 23:52 (twelve years ago)

I like the statue idea. Start with the Glenn Gould statue on Front St.; remove that, and replace it with one of Ford toppling over as he braces to throw a football.

clemenza, Tuesday, 4 June 2013 23:53 (twelve years ago)

I'm pretty skeptical the killing is related at this point

brio, Tuesday, 4 June 2013 23:57 (twelve years ago)

I do like the idea of him aggressively embracing his lame duck status, since council votes down everything he touches anyway...just go for it now: try to make crack legal for Mayors inside city limits, outlaw Somali cellphone ownership, declare free KFC day

brio, Wednesday, 5 June 2013 00:04 (twelve years ago)

sounds good to me, send in your resumé

flamboyant goon tie included, Wednesday, 5 June 2013 00:55 (twelve years ago)

its my understanding the star is sitting on a lot more atm
― we're up all night to get (s1ocki)

you just gonna leave me hanging like that?!

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 5 June 2013 02:31 (twelve years ago)

im bet u 100$ the video will be on the internet in under a week

― flopson, Wednesday, May 29, 2013 5:01 AM (1 week ago)

i'll take that bet

― dylannn, Wednesday, May 29, 2013 5:03 AM (1 week ago)

tuesday, june 4th, 10:04 pm mountain time, at least 45 seconds of the video available online

― dylannn, Wednesday, May 29, 2013 5:04 AM (1 week ago)

dylan gonna lose

― anky, Wednesday, May 29, 2013 5:08 AM (1 week ago)

dylannn, Wednesday, 5 June 2013 09:50 (twelve years ago)

http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/toronto/story/2013/06/04/toronto-gawker-ford-video-gone.html

ford boys bought it, clearly

dylannn, Wednesday, 5 June 2013 09:50 (twelve years ago)

its my understanding the star is sitting on a lot more atm
― we're up all night to get (s1ocki)

you just gonna leave me hanging like that?!

― Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, June 4, 2013 10:31 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

thats all i got

we're up all night to get (s1ocki), Wednesday, 5 June 2013 12:34 (twelve years ago)

ford boys bought it, clearly

Obviously. It probably made quite a dent in their drug money.

...also i'm awesome (Nicole), Wednesday, 5 June 2013 12:36 (twelve years ago)

Heard the Star on the radio this morning. He seems convinced that one or two duplicates are out there, and he suspects that Gawker's intermediary and his intermediary are not the same person.

clemenza, Wednesday, 5 June 2013 12:39 (twelve years ago)

"Star" guy, that should say.

clemenza, Wednesday, 5 June 2013 12:39 (twelve years ago)

Or "Star guy"...Sorry--it's early, and I haven't had my morning crack yet.

clemenza, Wednesday, 5 June 2013 12:40 (twelve years ago)

yeah i cant see that video sitting on a cell phone for months and no one at any time deciding to take a second out to email it to another device

lag∞n, Wednesday, 5 June 2013 12:41 (twelve years ago)

There should be more betting on ilx, it adds a real frisson of excitement to threads. ILX: Let's Make It Interesting

too busy s1ockin' on my 乒乓 (wins), Wednesday, 5 June 2013 12:50 (twelve years ago)

right. let's go, two dimes on not seeing it before the end of the month.

dylannn, Wednesday, 5 June 2013 13:41 (twelve years ago)

that's gangster talk for two thousand.

dylannn, Wednesday, 5 June 2013 13:42 (twelve years ago)

two thousand? you're talking crackstarter money there.

stefon taylor swiftboat (s.clover), Wednesday, 5 June 2013 14:01 (twelve years ago)

DYLANNN HAS THE TAPE

they are either militarists (ugh) or kangaroos (?) (DJP), Wednesday, 5 June 2013 14:54 (twelve years ago)

http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/toronto/in-etobicoke-locals-find-a-clue-to-rob-ford-photo-mystery/article12376492/#dashboard/follows/

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 6 June 2013 05:39 (twelve years ago)

Now brio, you really must restrain yourself

http://gawker.com/a-pipe-wielding-thug-stormed-the-rob-ford-crackhouse-s-511642073

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 6 June 2013 18:11 (twelve years ago)

Related

http://www.thestar.com/news/gta/2013/06/05/rob_ford_with_slain_man_heres_the_house_where_the_photo_was_taken.html

After Star reporters Jesse McLean and Tim Alamenciak located the home by comparing the Ford photo to houses in the area around Dixon Rd. and Kipling Ave., reporters tried on numerous occasions to reach people living in the bungalow.
This week the Star was able to speak to Elena twice, and both times she immediately accused reporters of being “scavengers.”
Fabio refused to comment when approached by the Star as he exited a local TD Canada Trust on Tuesday. He jumped on a bicycle and pedalled away, turning back to give an obscene gesture.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 6 June 2013 18:12 (twelve years ago)

the classic "Rob Ford salute", no doubt.
(link to those new to Rob Ford: http://www.thestar.com/news/gta/2011/07/25/rob_ford_accused_of_giving_mother_and_daughter_the_finger.html

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 6 June 2013 20:08 (twelve years ago)

The Rolling Stones ‏@RollingStones 1h

"Thank you Toronto, it's great to be back here... Very welcoming city. What does it say on my note? Don't mention the mayor."

mookieproof, Friday, 7 June 2013 02:29 (twelve years ago)

http://www.thestar.com/news/crime/2013/06/13/massive_police_raid_launched_in_toronto.html

Yeah, we couldn't find the mayor's video so we're going to step on a few poor people's necks and hope you can't tell the difference.

how's life, Thursday, 13 June 2013 11:46 (twelve years ago)

come again?

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 13 June 2013 14:28 (twelve years ago)

I'm sure Rob did.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 13 June 2013 14:30 (twelve years ago)

xp: huh?

how's life, Thursday, 13 June 2013 14:35 (twelve years ago)

Seems to me that if the cops found the video today we can kiss our chances of seeing it goodbye. But then again, they may have found it—or its location—ages ago. This entire thing has been going on for months and months even though the story seemed to break a month ago or so.

A friend of mine with links to Toronto City Hall during the early days of Ford says there were always rumours of a "substance abuse problem" of some sort. How much covering up has Toronto collectively done?

fields of salmon, Thursday, 13 June 2013 23:54 (twelve years ago)

Rob Ford knew men in photo, Toronto police sources say

sofatruck, Friday, 14 June 2013 01:22 (twelve years ago)

"put that in your pipe, you left-wing kooks"

dylannn, Friday, 14 June 2013 01:33 (twelve years ago)

oh, man, if Don Cherry was on that video, too, that'd be so great.

pauls00, Friday, 14 June 2013 01:35 (twelve years ago)

don is a straight shooter.

dylannn, Friday, 14 June 2013 01:38 (twelve years ago)

i think he's probably called justin trudeau a fag before, though.

dylannn, Friday, 14 June 2013 01:40 (twelve years ago)

oh, man, if Don Cherry was on that video, too, that'd be so great.

― pauls00, Friday, June 14, 2013 1:35 AM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

plz

steening in your HOOSless carriage (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, 14 June 2013 01:45 (twelve years ago)

Well, the original Gawker post referred to "a prominent hockey analyst" being among the dealers' clientele.

Also: it would be so great.

ed.b, Friday, 14 June 2013 03:26 (twelve years ago)

luckily for you he's only on in the usa, but maybe someone can implicate mike milbury?

mookieproof, Friday, 14 June 2013 03:54 (twelve years ago)

i didn't realize PJ Stock spent that much time in Toronto.

in 2010, Toronto police commandered a city bus to transport the football team Ford coached. Fifty paying passengers were summarily ejected so that the bus could be redirected.

That kind of tells you how far the police are in Ford's pockets.

fields of salmon, Friday, 14 June 2013 03:59 (twelve years ago)

sorry, i've kind of lost touch with the ford saga. my cable was out.

brio, Friday, 14 June 2013 09:06 (twelve years ago)

oh, man, if Don Cherry was on that video, too, that'd be so great.

Hey, just two nights ago Don confessed about the time back in the '60s when his team (Rochester Americans?) were in overtime and he actually took "a benny" for the artificial energy! Odd confession, kinda sheepish and hesitant, and unprompted by anything in particular.

Sir Lord Baltimora (Myonga Vön Bontee), Friday, 14 June 2013 22:18 (twelve years ago)

Friday's front-page Star story is interesting:

http://www.thestar.com/news/gta/2013/06/13/chief_bill_blair_i_dont_answer_to_the_mayor.html

I'm not so sure these raids--what might be the obvious assumption--are, if not requested by Ford himself, at least a reflection of his wishes. They do anything but distract from his problems; they just put them front and center again. And who knows what will turn up?

“My responsibility is to collect the evidence and not to make pronouncements on what the evidence means, but to turn the evidence over to the court of law, and that’s what we’re doing.”

clemenza, Saturday, 15 June 2013 18:03 (twelve years ago)

Is there a general Canadian politics thread, because http://www.cnn.com/2013/06/17/world/americas/canada-montreal-mayor-arrested/index.html?hpt=hp_t2

they are either militarists (ugh) or kangaroos (?) (DJP), Monday, 17 June 2013 16:32 (twelve years ago)

yeah, about that

we're up all night to get (s1ocki), Monday, 17 June 2013 16:38 (twelve years ago)

applebaum was mayor of the borough i grew up in and my family were always pretty involved in local politics so i've known him as a villain since i was a kid. everyone in ndg seemed to know that he was super corrupt but i think a lot of anglos were stoked to have an english mayor, so reactions have been pretty mixed. for me it's a nice dose of schadenfreude

flopson, Monday, 17 June 2013 16:39 (twelve years ago)

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flopson, Monday, 17 June 2013 16:56 (twelve years ago)

Restaurant Nilmar

Le Bateau Ivre, Monday, 17 June 2013 16:58 (twelve years ago)

http://pbs.twimg.com/media/BNPzgiuCEAE5DEL.jpg

go argos

mookieproof, Friday, 21 June 2013 01:50 (twelve years ago)

one month passes...

word is this shit will blow the fuck up before labour day

brio, Friday, 9 August 2013 19:38 (twelve years ago)

oh

BIG HOOS aka the denigrated boogeyman (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, 9 August 2013 20:09 (twelve years ago)

not directly related, but still. http://www.torontosun.com/2013/08/09/why-a-convicted-drug-dealer-burst-into-rob-fords-home-demanding-money

pauls00, Saturday, 10 August 2013 01:58 (twelve years ago)

What does Brio know, and when did he know it? I assume what he says also has something to do with this:

http://www.thestar.com/news/city_hall/2013/08/08/mayor_rob_ford_loses_another_staffer_from_his_office.html

clemenza, Saturday, 10 August 2013 02:05 (twelve years ago)

drunk on the danforth? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bnb3M8whfL4

pauls00, Saturday, 10 August 2013 03:42 (twelve years ago)

Wow. I was trying to figure out why that wasn't a story, but I see it was just posted today. Should be fun.

clemenza, Saturday, 10 August 2013 04:14 (twelve years ago)

Two posts on Facebook this morning, and a bit of CBC/Star/Now coverage, but not as much as I expected. How could this guy be so dumb?! "I'll go get plastered at the Danforth festival--I'll just disappear into the crowd."

clemenza, Saturday, 10 August 2013 16:13 (twelve years ago)

Lots of dirt in the Star this weekend: http://www.thestar.com/news/city_hall/2013/08/16/police_probe_mayor_rob_ford_friends_who_sought_crack_video.html

brio, Monday, 19 August 2013 20:23 (twelve years ago)

impt detail, pls clarify: is that a shadow from a tree or a ponytail

R'LIAH (goole), Monday, 19 August 2013 20:56 (twelve years ago)

does this guy ever do any mayorin' or does he just wander around the city getting fucked up

what's up ugly girls? (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 19 August 2013 21:03 (twelve years ago)

he considers that mayorin'

socki (s1ocki), Monday, 19 August 2013 21:43 (twelve years ago)

the less mayorin' he does it the better. (as in hopefully he continues to drink and hide in his suv than try to lead city hall any more.

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 20 August 2013 13:22 (twelve years ago)

CP24 ‏@CP24 15m
Mayor Rob Ford asked by a reporter if he has smoked pot: “Oh, yeah. I've smoked a lot of it.”

brio, Wednesday, 28 August 2013 17:34 (twelve years ago)

quick now ask him if hes smoked crack

lag∞n, Wednesday, 28 August 2013 17:36 (twelve years ago)

might be giving him too much credit for thinking ahead - but maybe he's softening up the public so he can claim to have been smoking pot in the video

brio, Wednesday, 28 August 2013 17:40 (twelve years ago)

He was great at the VMAs the other night.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-BODCepRfAHA/TtVTL_15fGI/AAAAAAAACwU/2Hku0ZMXUKA/s320/ford%2Bcaribana.jpg

clemenza, Wednesday, 28 August 2013 17:43 (twelve years ago)

also part of his grand masterplan

brio, Wednesday, 28 August 2013 18:47 (twelve years ago)

David Cronenberg to direct.

fields of salmon, Thursday, 5 September 2013 21:36 (twelve years ago)

three weeks pass...

Another Ford associate busted. One of these dirtbags has got to roll on him soon.

http://www.thestar.com/news/city_hall/2013/10/02/ford_associate_sandro_lisi_charged_with_pot_trafficking.html

brio, Wednesday, 2 October 2013 17:34 (eleven years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/iGrJ2VP.jpg

lag∞n, Wednesday, 2 October 2013 17:38 (eleven years ago)

lol that pic

lag∞n, Wednesday, 2 October 2013 17:39 (eleven years ago)

can you prove to me hes not a giant baby

lag∞n, Wednesday, 2 October 2013 17:40 (eleven years ago)

I imagine the Toronto Star has a wall like this, covered of pictures of Rob Ford looking fucked up with various Etobicoke strip mall thugs:
http://www.salespodder.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/saul-completes-carries-nazir-timeline-in-homelands-s01e11.jpg

brio, Wednesday, 2 October 2013 17:42 (eleven years ago)

He is a giant baby.
He's also heading to Austin today to "create jobs" by promoting Toronto's music scene.

brio, Wednesday, 2 October 2013 17:45 (eleven years ago)

his resemblance to Hedonism-bot is remarkable

Hip Hop Hamlet (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 2 October 2013 17:46 (eleven years ago)

I get more of a human Bender vibe from him:

http://pretprieel.nl/pictures/futurama_human_bender_burps.jpg

bizarro gazzara, Wednesday, 2 October 2013 18:06 (eleven years ago)

ah yes

Hip Hop Hamlet (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 2 October 2013 18:07 (eleven years ago)

i love the look on that woman's face. Hi! I work in Politics! Great Party!!

goole, Wednesday, 2 October 2013 19:02 (eleven years ago)

lovin evian dude

brimstead, Wednesday, 2 October 2013 19:18 (eleven years ago)

It just keeps getting weirder.
http://www.torontosun.com/2013/10/07/rob-ford-mum-on-lisi-pot-for-cellphone-allegations

brio, Tuesday, 8 October 2013 18:38 (eleven years ago)

https://soundcloud.com/jackson-proskow/rob-ford-oct-8

brio, Tuesday, 8 October 2013 18:44 (eleven years ago)

I thought they were talking about Rob Ford's Mum

you and me against the board (flamboyant goon tie included), Tuesday, 8 October 2013 18:45 (eleven years ago)

my god, just arrest his guy already!

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 8 October 2013 18:55 (eleven years ago)

why? he's just mayorin'

Hip Hop Hamlet (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 8 October 2013 18:56 (eleven years ago)

I think I'm actually resigned to it now. No tape, at least for a very long time. No resignation. No apologies.

The only way Ford leaves the mayor's office for good is in handcuffs or on a stretcher.

― brio, Friday, May 31, 2013 2:07 PM (4 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

is he that bulletproof electorally?

― goole, Friday, May 31, 2013 2:39 PM (4 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this is a mystery 2 me still

ps i know like dick-all about .ca politics

goole, Tuesday, 8 October 2013 19:26 (eleven years ago)

it's astonishing that this guy is still holding office. it truly is.

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 8 October 2013 19:34 (eleven years ago)

In a sentence, and this might've been said upthread, it is impossible in Toronto to "kick out" politicians on the municipal level, i.e. by impeachment. The only way Ford can lose office is if he is found in conflict of interest and ordered to leave office (which he was but appealed) or misses work for two weeks or longer (because he's in jail). This is not Toronto-specific, iirc, but goes for a lot of municipal situations in North America. I'm surprisingly comforted by the fact that he is still in power, testament to the solidity of the democratic process, tar-and-feathering is not an option any more or w/e. But yeah, I hope he goes to jail, if only because I know five people who've lost their jobs in the public sector because of his ass

you and me against the board (flamboyant goon tie included), Tuesday, 8 October 2013 19:46 (eleven years ago)

he's done a lot worse than costing five people their jobs (nothing against your friends).

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 8 October 2013 19:49 (eleven years ago)

yes but I like most people analyze municipal politics on a personal, human interest level

you and me against the board (flamboyant goon tie included), Tuesday, 8 October 2013 20:15 (eleven years ago)

goole, what our flamboyant goon friend said re: no mechanism to push him out of office + there is still no crime. Ford seem to have has surrounded himself with very loyal thugs. Cops starting to seem a bit antagonized by his antics (e.g. their investigation of Ford is supposedly codenamed Operation Brazen) and it seems like they're leaning on his known drug connections but coming up with nothing. If they can prove Ford sent Lisi out to threaten and beat people looking for the video as the Star says, the cops might have something on Ford - but I don't see that happening. It all comes down to Lisi and Price right now, and I don't think they'll rat Ford out. Ford family has deep pockets. But who knows, maybe the cops have a lot more than we know now.

brio, Wednesday, 9 October 2013 00:02 (eleven years ago)

hey brio: a week late, but thx for that explanation.

goole, Tuesday, 15 October 2013 19:00 (eleven years ago)

So you guys are outing the only decent dude on Fox now, huh.

real cool journalism stuff

polyphonic, Friday, 25 October 2013 18:57 (eleven years ago)

huh?

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 25 October 2013 19:44 (eleven years ago)

I think I first heard about Mr. Smith the same time I heard about Mr. Cooper, IE, years ago.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 25 October 2013 19:45 (eleven years ago)

huh?

Fiddler on a hot tin roof (ed.b), Friday, 25 October 2013 19:59 (eleven years ago)

There are several stories on Gawker about Shepard Smith going into a rage at a bar while out with his boyfriend that are acting as a de facto outing of Shep, which some ppl are reacting to very negatively and others are like "... I thought everyone already knew Shep was gay and a raging dick to people"

a dessicated quasi-tsunami of gut-busting cosmic - tech (DJP), Friday, 25 October 2013 20:01 (eleven years ago)

oooooohhhhh. thank you. thought this had something to do Toronto's horrible mayor.

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 25 October 2013 20:46 (eleven years ago)

Oh I want there to be a secret Rob Ford/Shepard Smith/crack love triangle SO badly.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 25 October 2013 20:49 (eleven years ago)

i would like to never picture that again.

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 25 October 2013 20:50 (eleven years ago)

Don't worry, you will.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 25 October 2013 20:51 (eleven years ago)

shawker

Tip from Tae Kwon Do: (crüt), Friday, 25 October 2013 20:52 (eleven years ago)

Any word on where the crackstarter money has gone, if anywhere?

Fiddler on a hot tin roof (ed.b), Friday, 25 October 2013 21:44 (eleven years ago)

Police Chief Bill Blair just said they have the tape!

brio, Thursday, 31 October 2013 15:36 (eleven years ago)

damnnn

socki (s1ocki), Thursday, 31 October 2013 15:37 (eleven years ago)

Well then!

Also, I can't even imagine how many people are going to be going out tonight as Rob Ford Crackhead.

Fiddler on a hot tin roof (ed.b), Thursday, 31 October 2013 15:39 (eleven years ago)

I just found out abt this from a push msg notification that Ned, DJP, and JW all retweeted:

☆。★。☆。★
。☆ 。☆。☆
★。\|/。★
ROB FORD
CRACK TAPE
★。/|\。★
。☆。。☆
☆。 ★。 ☆ ★

Stevie D(eux), Thursday, 31 October 2013 15:58 (eleven years ago)

Incredible--I knew something was coming out this morning, never expected this. Happiest guy in Canada right now: Stephen Harper?

clemenza, Thursday, 31 October 2013 16:04 (eleven years ago)

‏@TOMayorFord
Last day to see the Haunted House at Toronto City Hall. We're open till 8:PM! #TOpoli #FrankenFordMansion

Perfect.

brio, Thursday, 31 October 2013 16:16 (eleven years ago)

Looking so relaxed!

http://images.scribblelive.com/2013/10/31/0a5a2875-a47f-4a34-81be-a74e191142f7.jpg

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 31 October 2013 17:20 (eleven years ago)

this guy is a treasure

J0rdan S., Thursday, 31 October 2013 17:26 (eleven years ago)

looks like a sullen teenager who's been called into the living room for a stern talking-to from his dad

Ayn Rand Akbar (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 31 October 2013 17:26 (eleven years ago)

Sittin' here in Brampton, enjoying my popcorn

Sir Lord Baltimora (Myonga Vön Bontee), Thursday, 31 October 2013 18:17 (eleven years ago)

Okay, so who are we going to have to bribe at the Toronto PD in order to see that tape? Or would it be public if they submitted it as evidence? Vitally important that someone figures out how to get this thing out to the world.

bert streb, Thursday, 31 October 2013 18:24 (eleven years ago)

I'd imagine it would be public when it's entered as evidence during Lisi's trial.

Ford just came out of his office - which is decorated in a haunted house theme - and said he will not resign and could not comment and promised to keep saving the taxpayers money.

brio, Thursday, 31 October 2013 19:00 (eleven years ago)

What a vote of confidence!

http://www.twitter.com/aballinga/status/395994804858802176

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 31 October 2013 19:34 (eleven years ago)

Also who are these two stooges trying to defend/explain him

http://www.torontosun.com/2013/10/31/chat-with-former-rob-ford-staffers-adrienne-batra-and-emily-thomson

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 31 October 2013 19:49 (eleven years ago)

Adrienne Batra is his former press secretary, and like his former chief of staff Mark Towhey, a regular on local right-wing talk radio and columnist in the Toronto Sun.

Amazing this scandal seems to have left all his enablers unscathed so far - though Doug's provincial hopes are dashed now at least... The right has more or less stuck by Rob Ford through the whole thing.

This is from a month ago:
http://storage.canoe.ca/v1/dynamic_resize/sws_path/suns-prod-images/1297163308787_ORIGINAL.jpg?quality=80&size=650x

brio, Thursday, 31 October 2013 20:02 (eleven years ago)

A more typical Ford pose:

http://wpmedia.o.canada.com/2013/09/ford_harper.jpg?w=620&h=330&crop=1

brio, Thursday, 31 October 2013 20:03 (eleven years ago)

Would love to see him and Mario Batali together.

Bailey (Collins) Lover (Eazy), Thursday, 31 October 2013 21:08 (eleven years ago)

haha the best thing is now we know he was smoking crack all of the time

lag∞n, Thursday, 31 October 2013 21:10 (eleven years ago)

how did this guy even win in the first place? he looks like a giant inflatable angry baby

Ayn Rand Akbar (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 31 October 2013 21:10 (eleven years ago)

crack election team.

EZ Snappin, Thursday, 31 October 2013 21:11 (eleven years ago)

the police documented him meeting w his dealer 100+ times over the last ~6 months lol

lag∞n, Thursday, 31 October 2013 21:13 (eleven years ago)

he was just smoking tons of crack non stop

lag∞n, Thursday, 31 October 2013 21:13 (eleven years ago)

this was not a weekend thing

lag∞n, Thursday, 31 October 2013 21:13 (eleven years ago)

he is a crackhead

lag∞n, Thursday, 31 October 2013 21:13 (eleven years ago)

fattest crackhead I've ever seen

Ayn Rand Akbar (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 31 October 2013 21:14 (eleven years ago)

there was a really fat crackhead in my neighborhood

lag∞n, Thursday, 31 October 2013 21:15 (eleven years ago)

we called her delicious coffees cause she was always hanging out in the deli asking people if they would buy her delicious coffee

lag∞n, Thursday, 31 October 2013 21:16 (eleven years ago)

then if you wouldnt do it shed just steal it

lag∞n, Thursday, 31 October 2013 21:16 (eleven years ago)

cause it was self serve

lag∞n, Thursday, 31 October 2013 21:17 (eleven years ago)

we called her delicious coffees cause she was always hanging out in the deli asking people if they would buy her delicious coffee

― lag∞n, Thursday, October 31, 2013 6:16 PM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

you are an asshole if you do not buy someone soliciting for "delicious coffee" a coffee fyi

schlump, Thursday, 31 October 2013 21:29 (eleven years ago)

especially if the thing they want is just shitty deli coffee & they are still that hyped about it

schlump, Thursday, 31 October 2013 21:29 (eleven years ago)

what's the point if she just stole it anyway

Ayn Rand Akbar (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 31 October 2013 21:30 (eleven years ago)

i did buy her delicious coffee on a number of occasions but not every time

lag∞n, Thursday, 31 October 2013 21:31 (eleven years ago)

the police documented him meeting w his dealer 100+ times over the last ~6 months lol

they're just buddies, come on man

Tip from Tae Kwon Do: (crüt), Thursday, 31 October 2013 21:32 (eleven years ago)

the gas station bathroom was out of toilet paper so Ford texted his buddy and he brought some over in a plain manila envelope

Ayn Rand Akbar (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 31 October 2013 21:33 (eleven years ago)

what we should be asking is what other goodies he's used other than crack

mh, Thursday, 31 October 2013 21:34 (eleven years ago)

does rob ford know molly ;)

socki (s1ocki), Thursday, 31 October 2013 22:51 (eleven years ago)

he's often seen sweatin'

mh, Thursday, 31 October 2013 23:14 (eleven years ago)

just mayorin' around

Ayn Rand Akbar (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 31 October 2013 23:15 (eleven years ago)

the police documented him meeting w his dealer 100+ times over the last ~6 months lol

Where did this delightful factoid come from?

Simon H., Thursday, 31 October 2013 23:18 (eleven years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTMif8cGlcE

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 31 October 2013 23:46 (eleven years ago)

The most entertaining thing of all today--not quite get-off-my-lawn, but pretty close.

http://www.cbc.ca/player/News/Canada/Toronto/Rob%20Ford/ID/2415470188/

clemenza, Friday, 1 November 2013 04:04 (eleven years ago)

what a bizarre story

twist boat veterans for stability (k3vin k.), Friday, 1 November 2013 04:32 (eleven years ago)

Dude, just stop.

http://globalnews.ca/news/939756/audio-did-toronto-mayor-rob-ford-call-a-local-radio-station-to-defend-himself

Ned Raggett, Friday, 1 November 2013 14:17 (eleven years ago)

I would watch an episode of reality show starring Rob Ford and Joseph Maturo, the East Haven taco mayor

a dessicated quasi-tsunami of gut-busting cosmic - tech (DJP), Friday, 1 November 2013 14:20 (eleven years ago)

And Bob Filner.

At least that one Ned posted gave me a new DN.

Ian from Etobicoke (Phil D.), Friday, 1 November 2013 14:23 (eleven years ago)

http://talkingpointsmemo.com/news/rob-ford-s-backers-call-for-police-to-release-alleged-crack-video

please!

lag∞n, Friday, 1 November 2013 14:24 (eleven years ago)

Unscientific survey results: several people I work with (in Toronto) were talking about how they don't like the media "harassing" the Mayor, expressed sympathy for him, etc. Also, a couple of Facebook connections were saying "well, everyone has something in their past, and anyway, didn't this happen a long time ago?". Hard to believe folks here can be so ill-informed, when this stuff is all over the media here.

pauls00, Friday, 1 November 2013 15:34 (eleven years ago)

Can't we just admit the poor mayor has a problem and get him some help? It's not like he's an asshole or something on top of his crack use.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 1 November 2013 15:45 (eleven years ago)

If you have an opinion on this mess, I set up a poll this morning:

Crackstarter - Gawker crowdfunding the Rob Ford crack tape: good or evil?

clemenza, Friday, 1 November 2013 15:54 (eleven years ago)

Oops--let's try that again:

Panic in Centennial Park: Rob Ford's Future

clemenza, Friday, 1 November 2013 15:55 (eleven years ago)

Sorry--I'm on crack.

clemenza, Friday, 1 November 2013 15:55 (eleven years ago)

seems like the strategy must be to get the tape out there and then claim it was just weed, it was all weed the whole time

lag∞n, Friday, 1 November 2013 16:09 (eleven years ago)

Clemenza referencing a golden-age-of-American cinema classic = posts very much in character

Sir Lord Baltimora (Myonga Vön Bontee), Friday, 1 November 2013 16:11 (eleven years ago)

It's not like he's an asshole or something on top of his crack use.

Are you being sarcastic?

Fiddler on a hot tin roof (ed.b), Friday, 1 November 2013 16:34 (eleven years ago)

no

lag∞n, Friday, 1 November 2013 16:35 (eleven years ago)

I mean Rob Ford could not be more of an asshole. And I think the brazen stupidity of publicly smoking crack, meeting with dealers after scandals, etc. is an extension of his delusions of omnipotence with which he tries to push his will on the city through force and political bullying - as if he actually believes he's above the law and is just trying to see how much he can get away with.
I'm also not generally hot about the potential fact that this crack fiasco, only one of an endless series of fiascos testifying to his ineptitude, will define his legacy, rather than his horrible policies and his severely destructive approach to politics.

Fiddler on a hot tin roof (ed.b), Friday, 1 November 2013 16:46 (eleven years ago)

MVB--it's like a reflex.

clemenza, Friday, 1 November 2013 17:24 (eleven years ago)

ha i was right/am a genius http://talkingpointsmemo.com/edblog/it-wasn-t-crack-it-was-weed

lag∞n, Friday, 1 November 2013 17:31 (eleven years ago)

lol I thought that yr initial post was referring to that story

Ayn Rand Akbar (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 1 November 2013 17:33 (eleven years ago)

one time i was smoking weed out of a glass one hitter on the street w a couple friends and two cops popped out of an unmarked suv hands on holstered guns frisking us yelling wheres the rocks wheres the rocks, when we told them it was just weed they got really disapointed in us and drove away

lag∞n, Friday, 1 November 2013 17:35 (eleven years ago)

sounds like those cops really wanted some crack

Ayn Rand Akbar (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 1 November 2013 17:47 (eleven years ago)

they love crack and frankly who can blame them

lag∞n, Friday, 1 November 2013 17:48 (eleven years ago)

btw how is it SNL has not had Bobby Moynihan in a sketch as Rob Ford yet

Ayn Rand Akbar (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 1 November 2013 18:12 (eleven years ago)

No one in the US actually knows anything about this, outside of gawker readers and a few people with an interest in Canada

mh, Friday, 1 November 2013 18:13 (eleven years ago)

Bobby Moynihan would make a good Ford. As has been pointed out by many, Chris Farley/Ford would have been as sublime a match as Tina Fey/Palin.

clemenza, Friday, 1 November 2013 18:16 (eleven years ago)

Did "The Daily Show" cover the story more than once?

Sir Lord Baltimora (Myonga Vön Bontee), Friday, 1 November 2013 18:18 (eleven years ago)

Chris Farley/Ford would have been as sublime a match

yeah it's really a no-brainer. bummer he isn't around to do it

Ayn Rand Akbar (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 1 November 2013 18:19 (eleven years ago)

little too on the nose

mh, Friday, 1 November 2013 18:26 (eleven years ago)

No one in the US actually knows anything about this, outside of gawker readers and a few people with an interest in Canada

Jimmy Kimmel has had a few skits where they fun of Ford. too lay to google myself

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 1 November 2013 18:35 (eleven years ago)

i cannot type today.

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 1 November 2013 18:36 (eleven years ago)

"In my view the reporters from The Toronto Star have probably never smoked crack cocaine as [have] probably 99 per cent of our citizenry,"

Wait, what?

Or are they gonna play it as "EVERYONE smokes crack (except pernicious media reporters), ain't no thang..."

Fiddler on a hot tin roof (ed.b), Friday, 1 November 2013 18:46 (eleven years ago)

Also, crack aside, I'm pretty sure calling your football team a bunch of minorities and Justin Trudeau a fag merits at least some relatively serious reprimand.

Fiddler on a hot tin roof (ed.b), Friday, 1 November 2013 18:51 (eleven years ago)

Can some Canadians tell me why is/was Ford so popular in the first place? Why does the "Ford Nation" exist? From the outside the appearance is that Ford was elected purely as a massive act of trolling by the should-be-suburbs parts of Toronto against the real actual urban center. It isn't just as simple as "I like football and so does Rob Ford", is it!?

Dan I., Friday, 1 November 2013 19:43 (eleven years ago)

n/m that's a stupid question. Everything conservative people believe and do has always just seemed like trolling to me.

Dan I., Friday, 1 November 2013 19:51 (eleven years ago)

there was certainly some trolling, but I know some people who liked the "cut taxes" message. Also, the other candidates in the last mayoral election weren't much good. I do recall some silly people saying "well, at least it won't be boring with him as mayor". I would be sooo much happier with a boring mayor.

pauls00, Friday, 1 November 2013 20:26 (eleven years ago)

He's got spunk. (I hate spunk.)

clemenza, Friday, 1 November 2013 20:30 (eleven years ago)

There was a giant garbage strike under the previous mayor, Miller, who was seen as caving in to out-of-control unions and had raised property taxes a few times. So the next Mayor was likely to be a right-leaning guy anyway and Ford ran organized, focused and pretty ruthless campaign focused on fuck unions and fuck high taxes.
Miller declined to run for re-election - losing any incumbent advantage the left might have had, and there were a number of weak to middling lefty candidates who split the vote, and no other strong right-leaning candidates to challenge Ford.
And while Ford had a rep as a loudmouth and a boor - and people already hated him - he amped it all way up after he was elected.

brio, Friday, 1 November 2013 21:00 (eleven years ago)

Chris Farley/Ford would have been as sublime a match

yeah it's really a no-brainer. bummer he isn't around to do it

― Ayn Rand Akbar (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, November 1, 2013 3:19 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

little too on the nose

― mh, Friday, November 1, 2013 3:26 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yeah, that death photo...

zanana rebozo (abanana), Friday, 1 November 2013 21:47 (eleven years ago)

never seen that before

what is in Farley's mouth?

Ayn Rand Akbar (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 1 November 2013 21:50 (eleven years ago)

It's not like he's an asshole or something on top of his crack use.

Are you being sarcastic?

Are you being sarcastic?

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 1 November 2013 21:57 (eleven years ago)

are you (all) being sarcastic?

lag∞n, Friday, 1 November 2013 21:59 (eleven years ago)

Are 'Friends' Electric?

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 1 November 2013 22:00 (eleven years ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BYBBo-uCMAAulLs.png:large

socki (s1ocki), Friday, 1 November 2013 22:28 (eleven years ago)

oh man I want to know the drunken allegations

mh, Friday, 1 November 2013 22:38 (eleven years ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BYEKwDaIUAEjEnL.jpg:large

lag∞n, Saturday, 2 November 2013 13:45 (eleven years ago)

Ford's approval rating went up 5 points after the cops announced they have the crack tape:
http://www.cp24.com/news/ford/ford-s-approval-rating-up-following-video-confirmation-poll-1.1524905

brio, Saturday, 2 November 2013 14:11 (eleven years ago)

omg

x2

goole, Saturday, 2 November 2013 15:33 (eleven years ago)

i fucking hate this city sometimes.

but there's a silver lining to this poll:

And while his approval rating may have risen, the majority of respondents – 60 per cent – say that it’s time for Ford to resign, with 68 per cent believing that the Ford video is authentic...

The poll also finds that 70 per cent think Ford’s response to the drug use allegations he faces hasn’t been adequate.

so, as far as his chances of being re-elected go (a terrifying possibility); i don't think they're any better.

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Saturday, 2 November 2013 16:52 (eleven years ago)

also his popularity prob didnt actually rise statistical variance just one poll etc

lag∞n, Saturday, 2 November 2013 17:15 (eleven years ago)

been some talk that his office hasnt been able to contact him in a while and hes on a bender

lag∞n, Saturday, 2 November 2013 17:17 (eleven years ago)

lol

lag∞n, Saturday, 2 November 2013 17:17 (eleven years ago)

poor guy

lag∞n, Saturday, 2 November 2013 17:17 (eleven years ago)

Hahaha. This is so hilarious.

Worse than when Gordo got caught driving under the influence in Hawaii.

c21m50nh3x460n, Saturday, 2 November 2013 17:18 (eleven years ago)

Thinking of more optimistic times: http://robfrusck.tumblr.com

flamboyant goon tie included, Saturday, 2 November 2013 17:28 (eleven years ago)

My friend, who follows non-crack-related municipal politics a lot closer than I do, says Ford could win re-election with that 40% base of his on a crowded ballot. I don't know--I don't take that approval poll all that seriously. It's just people venting on the media; I don't think it would translate to an election. Even people who believe Ford's mantra about saving taxpayers "billions" will now start to wonder if all that money's being sunk back into crack.

clemenza, Saturday, 2 November 2013 17:34 (eleven years ago)

I don't follow TO politics, but didn't he win the last mayoral election with 47% of the popular vote?

c21m50nh3x460n, Saturday, 2 November 2013 17:41 (eleven years ago)

Rob Ford -- 47.114%
George Smitherman -- 35.607%
Joe Pantalone -- 11.730%

I honestly can't remember if I voted for Smitherman or Pantalone...I think Smitherman said or did something near the end that moved me to Pantalone.

clemenza, Saturday, 2 November 2013 17:45 (eleven years ago)

The map is very us-vs.-them:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/70/Toronto_mayoral_election_results_by_ward_2010.PNG

clemenza, Saturday, 2 November 2013 17:47 (eleven years ago)

hah didnt a lot of that red part used to not be part of toronto or something

lag∞n, Saturday, 2 November 2013 17:52 (eleven years ago)

There was a map of the USA that demonstrated how the further away you were from a major city, the more Republican/conservative you were.

It'd be interesting to draw some parallels between the map clemenza posted and the US one in terms of Canadian politics.

c21m50nh3x460n, Saturday, 2 November 2013 18:01 (eleven years ago)

Lagoon: yes--there used to be six boroughs (Etobicoke, Scarborough, York, East York, North York, downtown) that amalgamated in 1998.

Oddly enough, my guess is it's probably easier to purchase crack in some of those blue downtown ridings than anywhere else. The mayor needs to add "But I actually buy crack!" to his outreach strategies.

clemenza, Saturday, 2 November 2013 18:08 (eleven years ago)

There was a map of the USA that demonstrated how the further away you were from a major city, the more Republican/conservative you were.

I'd be surprised if you could find a country where that wasn't true.

something of an astrological coup (tipsy mothra), Saturday, 2 November 2013 18:09 (eleven years ago)

That's my intuition, as well, but it's nice to have some data to back up some things that seem like very common sense, just in case.

c21m50nh3x460n, Saturday, 2 November 2013 18:12 (eleven years ago)

Jamie Strashin @StrashinCBC
Deputy Mayor hopes to meet Mayor today. But members of the Mayor's executive have been unable to connect directly with Ford last few days.
9:02 AM - 2 Nov 2013

lag∞n, Saturday, 2 November 2013 18:19 (eleven years ago)

xpost

This gives an interesting evolutionary spin to the liberal-conservative geographic split: http://neuropolitics.org/defaultfeb09.asp.

Thus, the liberal tendencies of urban populations and the conservative tendencies of suburban populations support two diverse modes of energy utilization in reproduction, which collectively increases the long-term reproductive capacity and occupied area of a population. Few things support the long-term reproductive capacity of a population better than an appropriate mixture of conservatives and liberals, as the conservatives optimize reproduction across space, and the liberals optimize it across time.

The ability for liberals to reduce birth rates and the energy required for reproduction extends existing habitat life and supports large, dense populations. The propensity for conservatives to seek out new habitats and make them suitable for reproduction relieves pressure on urban areas, and further, performs one of the major tasks in improving the survivability of a species: extending the total inhabited area.

something of an astrological coup (tipsy mothra), Saturday, 2 November 2013 18:21 (eleven years ago)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v233/MastahCrushed/Emote/emot-jerkbag.gif

lag∞n, Saturday, 2 November 2013 18:24 (eleven years ago)

I know, it's a mix of obvious stuff and speculation. But network theory gets into some of the same territory in terms of dispersal and density.

Anyway, back to yr regularly scheduled crackstarting.

something of an astrological coup (tipsy mothra), Saturday, 2 November 2013 18:44 (eleven years ago)

in regards to his office not being able to track him down, this is how he spent his friday (and getting paid by me the entire time): http://www.torontosun.com/2013/11/02/rob-ford-calls-peel-police-on-trailing-media

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Saturday, 2 November 2013 21:15 (eleven years ago)

with regards to the voting patterns and proximity to cities discussion, in norway the rural areas in the north and center of the country have much stronger socialist/labor support than in the more urban southern coastal areas (oslo, bergen, stavanger). urban areas with strong socialist support are usually lower-class with a high immigrant population (østkant oslo for example)

chilli, Saturday, 2 November 2013 21:41 (eleven years ago)

In Copenhagen there is this city inside the city where the conservatives has been mayors for a hundred years. Outside the social-democrats have done the same. That makes it pretty easy I guess, though it's annoying that I live in the conservative city at the moment. The taxes are lower, though.

Frederik B, Saturday, 2 November 2013 22:04 (eleven years ago)

Interesting! I'm sure there's deep economic history to all of that.

something of an astrological coup (tipsy mothra), Saturday, 2 November 2013 22:15 (eleven years ago)

Good information, guys. This is the type of stuff I love.

tipsy mothra, thanks for the link. I'll have a look at it later.

c21m50nh3x460n, Saturday, 2 November 2013 22:19 (eleven years ago)

sex tape huh

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 2 November 2013 22:20 (eleven years ago)

nooooooooooooooooooooo

snoop dogey doge (seandalai), Saturday, 2 November 2013 22:35 (eleven years ago)

Not the crack we want to see

Bailey (Collins) Lover (Eazy), Saturday, 2 November 2013 23:01 (eleven years ago)

CP24 ‏@CP24 44s
Deputy Mayor Norm Kelly says Mayor Rob Ford will make an announcement on his radio show tomorrow.

Bailey (Collins) Lover (Eazy), Saturday, 2 November 2013 23:02 (eleven years ago)

announces a deal with Vivid Entertainment

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 2 November 2013 23:07 (eleven years ago)

Last time I did this, back in May, it turned out to be quite anti-climactic, but Rob will supposedly be mapping out his immediate future on today's radio show:

http://www.torontosun.com/2013/11/02/rob-ford-to-address-scandal-on-radio-show

A link for the show, which starts at 1:00 p.m.:

http://player.newstalk1010.com/

In May, just after everything first surfaced, Rob and his brother spent the first 10 minutes of their show talking about a Rolling Stones concert from the night before. So I expect the first part of today's show will be devoted to David Ortiz's Hall of Fame candidacy.

clemenza, Sunday, 3 November 2013 13:45 (eleven years ago)

hah this guy is pretty amazing in his own way i hope he resigns and becomes a crusader for legal crack

lag∞n, Sunday, 3 November 2013 15:17 (eleven years ago)

Gabby's Wig shop just got their money's worth for their 1010 ad.

brio, Sunday, 3 November 2013 18:07 (eleven years ago)

Almost sounds like he's tearing up: Checkers speech coming.

clemenza, Sunday, 3 November 2013 18:07 (eleven years ago)

"I have made mistakes"--better than "mistakes were made," but still a little vague.

clemenza, Sunday, 3 November 2013 18:09 (eleven years ago)

I find his brother the much creepier of the two.

clemenza, Sunday, 3 November 2013 18:12 (eleven years ago)

Well, there you go: not resigning. Moving forward. As honest as the day as long. The People's Business. Lots left to do.

clemenza, Sunday, 3 November 2013 18:15 (eleven years ago)

of course, the days are getting shorter right about now.

pauls00, Sunday, 3 November 2013 18:16 (eleven years ago)

Wow--talking about getting a new driver in the name of "customer service." Wasn't it his last driver who's at the heart of this whole mess?

clemenza, Sunday, 3 November 2013 18:21 (eleven years ago)

The brother's much more subdued today than he was on that show back in May. I'm getting a "I don't know if this is worth it anymore" feeling from him.

clemenza, Sunday, 3 November 2013 18:30 (eleven years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZmFQu_8u1TU

brio, Sunday, 3 November 2013 18:42 (eleven years ago)

"I shouldn't have gotten hammered on the Danforth." He's addressing mistakes of the past by confining them to drinking episodes. That'll pretty much cover everything.

clemenza, Sunday, 3 November 2013 18:58 (eleven years ago)

"We don't screen these calls."

Wow, they sure do screen these calls. Even the last one was fairly mild in its disapproval.

clemenza, Sunday, 3 November 2013 19:16 (eleven years ago)

"You make calls till 12 at night" (because you're a hard-working mayor).

You know who else makes calls till 12 at night? People in search of drugs!

clemenza, Sunday, 3 November 2013 19:19 (eleven years ago)

"No Sugar Tonight" as bumper music...Good choice, Mr. Mayor--maybe "Eight Miles High" or "White Rabbit" coming out of the next commercial?

clemenza, Sunday, 3 November 2013 19:47 (eleven years ago)

Well, big surprise, that was a complete waste. Not quite sure what's behind Ford's request for the video to be released. Is it that he knows that won't happen, so the request carries no risk, or does he have some obfuscating explanation already prepared?

clemenza, Sunday, 3 November 2013 20:04 (eleven years ago)

hes gonna say it was weed

lag∞n, Sunday, 3 November 2013 20:07 (eleven years ago)

and the sex tape was just horseplay

lag∞n, Sunday, 3 November 2013 20:08 (eleven years ago)

If he opts for the pot defense, I hope that leads to a spirited discussion of how he's the only pothead who exhibits all the crazed, aggressive, manic behaviors of a crack user.

clemenza, Sunday, 3 November 2013 20:14 (eleven years ago)

clemenza, i think it's because he knows it won't happen. it increases his short term cred and maybe helps him somehow stay in office until the end of the term. i think it's purely a face-saving move. suspect he knows he's done politically.

also for the record i've always seen rob as a strange victim in way over his head... doug is pretty much emperor palpatine imo.

fennel cartwright, Sunday, 3 November 2013 20:15 (eleven years ago)

ha yeah im sure something will be said re the qualities of the smoke and the pipe too xp

lag∞n, Sunday, 3 November 2013 20:16 (eleven years ago)

Xpost, Well, it is known that Rob is the beauty and Doug the brains.

Fiddler on a hot tin roof (ed.b), Sunday, 3 November 2013 20:29 (eleven years ago)

Let's make lots of comments about football.

Ned Raggett, Sunday, 3 November 2013 20:47 (eleven years ago)

xpost that's up there with "Southern efficiency and Northern charm"

Sir Lord Baltimora (Myonga Vön Bontee), Sunday, 3 November 2013 21:15 (eleven years ago)

So how you guys doing up there today.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 5 November 2013 16:36 (eleven years ago)

Unbearable yesterday seeing the occasional person defend him on Facebook for his alleged competency. (Crack use and competency often going hand-in-hand.)

clemenza, Tuesday, 5 November 2013 16:40 (eleven years ago)

I trust you are telling these people that their judgment of him speaks ill of their general competence in turn.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 5 November 2013 16:42 (eleven years ago)

his brother demanded the police chief resign for watching the crack tape or something

lag∞n, Tuesday, 5 November 2013 16:48 (eleven years ago)

Mayor's brother currently giving a talk to Journalism students at Ryerson University. Intrepid journalists twittering about it over here: https://twitter.com/rpobeirne/lists/ryerson-mjs-2014

pauls00, Tuesday, 5 November 2013 16:53 (eleven years ago)

no one defending him at all in my circles. I was actually kind of surprised, I was at a poker tournament with a bunch of jockey/conservative-ish types and not a one was defending the man when it came up in conversation.

xposts

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 5 November 2013 16:55 (eleven years ago)

Ned: I am competently declining to get fished in.

clemenza, Tuesday, 5 November 2013 16:56 (eleven years ago)

well he just admitted to smoking crack

socki (s1ocki), Tuesday, 5 November 2013 17:24 (eleven years ago)

news flash!

mh, Tuesday, 5 November 2013 17:25 (eleven years ago)

“I wasn’t lying. You didn’t ask the correct questions,” Ford explained to why the admission was so long in coming.

sofatruck, Tuesday, 5 November 2013 17:30 (eleven years ago)

Clemenza: I strongly suggest you now go fishing. With heartless glee.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 5 November 2013 17:33 (eleven years ago)

Ha! That's great. But it won't sway what I saw yesterday, which basically amounted to "He's a buffoon and he smokes crack, but he's not a Harvard grad and he gets the garbage picked up"--the corniest Palin-type populism.

clemenza, Tuesday, 5 November 2013 18:02 (eleven years ago)

http://minnesota.publicradio.org/display/web/2013/11/05/news/toronto-mayor-crack?refid=0

By ROB GILLIES, Associated Press

TORONTO (AP) - The mayor of Toronto is saying he smoked crack "probably a year ago" when he was in a "drunken stupor."

Rob Ford's admission to reporters Tuesday follows months of accusations during which the embattled mayor refused to step down. The allegations that he had been caught on video smoking crack surfaced in May.

"Yes, I have smoked crack cocaine," Ford told reporters Tuesday outside his office. "There have been times when I've been in a drunken stupor. That's why I want to see the tape. I want everyone in the city to see this tape. I don't even recall there being a tape or video. I want to see the state that I was in."

Police said last week it had obtained a copy of the video.

goole, Tuesday, 5 November 2013 18:03 (eleven years ago)

i was too drunk to know i was smoking crack

goole, Tuesday, 5 November 2013 18:03 (eleven years ago)

i know pols try to go thru rehab for any damn indiscretion but that is really testing the boundaries of the genre imo

goole, Tuesday, 5 November 2013 18:04 (eleven years ago)

"I want to see the state that I was in."

He may have been so out of it, he may literally be thinking "Iowa? Colorado? I honestly can't remember, and I'd like to know."

clemenza, Tuesday, 5 November 2013 18:07 (eleven years ago)

socki (s1ocki)
Posted: November 5, 2013 at 5:24:40 PM
well he just admitted to smoking crack

jeepers!

lag∞n, Tuesday, 5 November 2013 18:08 (eleven years ago)

I am thinking back to numerous times that I've gotten blackout drunk, oftentimes with people who were into substances way stronger/more dubious than alcohol

Never once in those occurrences did I ever find myself in a situation where I was smoking crack, or the next day someone told me "you smoked crack, lol"

Maybe I have preternaturally strong willpower but 13 years of consistent ILX posting points towards "no"

the doleful cant of a bigot blinded by fear and hate (DJP), Tuesday, 5 November 2013 18:10 (eleven years ago)

Not sure "I smoked crack because I was in a drunken blackout stupor" counts as a justifiable excuse that lets you keep your job.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 5 November 2013 18:11 (eleven years ago)

"Did I smoke crack? Maybe, but I don't know, because I was in a total blackout drunken stupor, so who can say for sure?"

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 5 November 2013 18:12 (eleven years ago)

didn't want to tell you at the time, DJP, but we definitely smoked crack

mh, Tuesday, 5 November 2013 18:13 (eleven years ago)

Clemenza, I've heard the same types of comments as you (re: garbage pickup, "even on crack he's better than Miller", etc), and they drive me crazy, too. I thought this was a decent rebuttal to those: http://fullcomment.nationalpost.com/2013/11/05/john-moore-rob-ford-never-was-rob-ford/

xposts.

pauls00, Tuesday, 5 November 2013 18:13 (eleven years ago)

you were pretty blasted, probably don't even remember me being there

mh, Tuesday, 5 November 2013 18:13 (eleven years ago)

just got back from lunch and literally everyone is talking about it. like everyone i walked past on the street. i was in a McDonald's and had a conversation with the most eclectic group of random strangers about the whole mess. one guy, who i thought may have been homeless at first, didn't see the reasoning behind it because Ford could have stuck to his story that it was pot and then went on to explain to us how crack and meth and heroin are prepared and what you use to smoke them in!!

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 5 November 2013 18:15 (eleven years ago)

I literally have no idea what his strategy is at this point. I read that one quote--"I wasn’t lying. You didn’t ask the correct questions."--and I think, "Jesus, is that his idea of a clever 'Depends what the meaning of is is' comeback?" I mean, does he think he's going to skate through on the strength of that?

clemenza, Tuesday, 5 November 2013 18:16 (eleven years ago)

i'd imagine *some* of the people defending him are going to feel lied to about it, because they're not going to care about the distinction between the technical "truthyness" of his previous denials.

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 5 November 2013 18:20 (eleven years ago)

http://i.huffpost.com/gen/1192010/thumbs/r-MARION-BARRY-TWITTER-large570.jpg?15

Bart get out I'm piss (am0n), Tuesday, 5 November 2013 18:24 (eleven years ago)

A new new announcement shortly I guess.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 5 November 2013 19:20 (eleven years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cDBOG7zNFSk

Ian from Etobicoke (Phil D.), Tuesday, 5 November 2013 19:24 (eleven years ago)

"I want to see the state that I was in."

He may have been so out of it, he may literally be thinking "Iowa? Colorado? I honestly can't remember, and I'd like to know."

― clemenza, Tuesday, November 5, 2013 1:07 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol @ this by the way

dmr, Tuesday, 5 November 2013 19:27 (eleven years ago)

Ford should take a page from Marion Barry and start wearing a dashiki. Can't hurt!

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 5 November 2013 19:31 (eleven years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=teME3jZUfwU

polyphonic, Tuesday, 5 November 2013 19:38 (eleven years ago)

Live stream going via the Toronto Star for this next announcement, whatever it is

http://www.scribblelive.com/Event/SinglePost.aspx?PostId=95303187&lang=undefined&ss=1

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 5 November 2013 19:45 (eleven years ago)

URL says it all:
http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/dc-sports-bog/wp/2013/11/05/rob-fords-press-conference-tie-features-http://images.chron.com/blogs/askacat/hatcat.JPG-logo/

Geoffrey Schweppes (jaymc), Tuesday, 5 November 2013 19:56 (eleven years ago)

omg lol

i lost my shoes on acid (jed_), Tuesday, 5 November 2013 20:00 (eleven years ago)

Excellent choice to discuss a video in which he calls his football team "a bunch of fucking minorities"

Fiddler on a hot tin roof (ed.b), Tuesday, 5 November 2013 20:09 (eleven years ago)

dying of lols @ autoreplace

sleeve, Tuesday, 5 November 2013 20:29 (eleven years ago)

Did Marion Barry have a Maple Leafs tie on when he had his big confession?

Sir Lord Baltimora (Myonga Vön Bontee), Tuesday, 5 November 2013 20:33 (eleven years ago)

Couldn't have hurt!

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 5 November 2013 20:43 (eleven years ago)

Big bombshells here if this can be proved - many staffers in on the cover-up, plus a bounty of $200,000 + 10% bonus offered:
http://www.vice.com/en_ca/read/rob-fords-office-hired-a-hacker-to-destroy-the-crack-tape

brio, Tuesday, 5 November 2013 20:43 (eleven years ago)

So it's about to happen? (At different desk, can't get to live stream.)

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 5 November 2013 21:13 (eleven years ago)

Or rather, I have video but can't get audio. Anyway I'll see what's up...

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 5 November 2013 21:14 (eleven years ago)

http://www.ustream.tv/TorontoStarNews

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 5 November 2013 21:15 (eleven years ago)

http://www.cbc.ca/toronto/ better vid than the star had earlier.

wmlynch, Tuesday, 5 November 2013 21:19 (eleven years ago)

he is starting his press conference at 4:20 PM EST

http://www.ctvnews.ca/video?playlistId=1.1528513

420

ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Tuesday, 5 November 2013 21:20 (eleven years ago)

that vice article is nuts.

wmlynch, Tuesday, 5 November 2013 21:22 (eleven years ago)

just shy of a murder accusation in that article

christmas candy bar (al leong), Tuesday, 5 November 2013 21:22 (eleven years ago)

there's that facial expression

christmas candy bar (al leong), Tuesday, 5 November 2013 21:27 (eleven years ago)

Is he going to smoke crack at this press conference or what

Ayn Rand Akbar (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 5 November 2013 21:28 (eleven years ago)

and screen the tape i think.

wmlynch, Tuesday, 5 November 2013 21:28 (eleven years ago)

lmao @ this bullshit

christmas candy bar (al leong), Tuesday, 5 November 2013 21:29 (eleven years ago)

The way he stresses final words of sentences and clauses is so fun.

polyphonic, Tuesday, 5 November 2013 21:30 (eleven years ago)

Toronto Star reporters already pretty much guessing this is done to insulate Doug's political career.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 5 November 2013 21:30 (eleven years ago)

He's staying for the sake of the taxpayers!

The nobility ... the NOBILITY ... of this man...

something of an astrological coup (tipsy mothra), Tuesday, 5 November 2013 21:31 (eleven years ago)

He lit up the pipe with a noble 'what ho'

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 5 November 2013 21:32 (eleven years ago)

People laughing in the crowd, haha

polyphonic, Tuesday, 5 November 2013 21:33 (eleven years ago)

haha @ the laughter

christmas candy bar (al leong), Tuesday, 5 November 2013 21:33 (eleven years ago)

'i cannot in good conscience step down until the leafs win the cup'

mookieproof, Tuesday, 5 November 2013 21:33 (eleven years ago)

love these reporters

christmas candy bar (al leong), Tuesday, 5 November 2013 21:33 (eleven years ago)

So will this guy still be in office in a month, or is there nothing really to charge him with? I mean, if that Vice story pans out, yeah, but right now?

Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 5 November 2013 21:36 (eleven years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/w32Wwe7.png

ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Tuesday, 5 November 2013 21:37 (eleven years ago)

"I embarrassed everyone in the city and I will be forever sorry. There is only one person to blame for this and that is myself.
I know admitting my mistake was the right thing to do and I feel like 1000 pounds have been lifted off my shoulders.
I can't explain how difficult this was to do. I hope, I hope that nobody, that nobody has to go through what I have gone through.
I know what I did was wrong and admitting it was the most difficult and embarrassing thing I have ever had to do.
Folks, I have nothing left to hide.
I would do anything, absolutely anything, to change the past. But the past is the past, and we must move forward. I want to be clear; I want to be crystal clear to every single person: these mistakes will never, ever, ever happen again.
I kept this from my family, especially my brother Doug. My staff, my council colleagues, because I was embarrassed and ashamed.
To the residents of Toronto: I know I have let you down and I can't do anything else but apologize. I'm so sorry.
I know, I know I have to regain your trust and your confidence. I love my job. I love my job and I love this city. I love saving taxpayers money and I love being your mayor.
There's important work that we must advance and important decisions that must be made.
For the sake of the taxpayers of this great city, for the sake of the taxpayers, we must get back to work immediately. We must keep Toronto moving forward.
I was elected to do a job and that's exactly what I'm going to continue doing.
In 2010, I made a commitment to Toronto voters. I have delivered on that commitment and I will continue to deliver on that commitment of saving taxpayers money.
But they have a choice. We live in a democracy and on Oct. 27 of 2014 I want the people of this great city to decide whether they want Rob Ford to be their mayor. Again, I sincerely, sincerely, sincerely apologize.
God bless the people of Toronto. Thank you very much.

http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2012/026/0/8/laughing_smurfs_by_thomassmurffan-d4npaqm.png

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 5 November 2013 21:42 (eleven years ago)

it's cool, rob ford's got things covered

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Z6MJIjCJ20

christmas candy bar (al leong), Tuesday, 5 November 2013 21:45 (eleven years ago)

Just pathetic--sincerely, sincerely pathetic, as Ford himself would put it. Definitely providing cover for his brother (the idea that Doug didn't know is preposterous).

I was listening in the car, and just before the press conference Ford's lawyer called into 1010 uninvited. What a piece of work this guy is--after he hung up, the two hosts were incredulous. Sample quote (word-for-word, I jotted it down): "From what I gather, he doesn't drink and drive that I'm aware of." He also happily answered questions no lawyer would ever ever answer.

clemenza, Tuesday, 5 November 2013 21:46 (eleven years ago)

(That extra "ever" was accidental, but it's not inappropriate.)

clemenza, Tuesday, 5 November 2013 21:48 (eleven years ago)

I want to be clear; I want to be crystal meth I MEAN CLEAR, FUCK to every single person: these mistakes will never, ever, ever happen again.

the doleful cant of a bigot blinded by fear and hate (DJP), Tuesday, 5 November 2013 21:51 (eleven years ago)

Not until the next tiiiiiiiime

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 5 November 2013 21:53 (eleven years ago)

the "especially my brother Doug" is so hilarious to me

christmas candy bar (al leong), Tuesday, 5 November 2013 21:55 (eleven years ago)

I hope, I hope that nobody, that nobody has to go through what I have gone through.

Good idea, insert some agonized self-pity into your apology.

jmm, Tuesday, 5 November 2013 22:01 (eleven years ago)

It has been oh so hard accidentally smoking crack when i was boozed up

Defund Phil Collins (stevie), Tuesday, 5 November 2013 22:03 (eleven years ago)

So have you guys elected Doug Ford as Prime Minister of Canada yet?

mh, Tuesday, 5 November 2013 22:03 (eleven years ago)

The lawyer's all over the TV right now, and he seems to be just winging it--I wouldn't be surprised to find out that Ford didn't even know he's been out there all afternoon.

One of the things he suggested on the radio show was that Ford ducking out for an hour of rehab every day would essentially be no different than if he were taking an hour off the job to go the gym. It can be done, he argued, a lot more easily than you'd think.

clemenza, Tuesday, 5 November 2013 22:21 (eleven years ago)

Over/under on when we hear the lawyer is going into rehab?

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 5 November 2013 22:27 (eleven years ago)

lawyer is not actually lawyer, but instead is just crazy high.

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 5 November 2013 22:47 (eleven years ago)

"But the past is the past, and we must move forward."

That "we" there is genius. It's not his problem, it's our problem--it's a shared mission, and evidently I've been enlisted.

clemenza, Tuesday, 5 November 2013 22:51 (eleven years ago)

anyone remember that Kids in the Hall sketch - a guy starts a fight at a bar and just gets his ass kicked, over and over again. and everybody is yelling at him to "stay down" every time he gets laid out... but he just keeps getting back up - no matter how obvious it is he should admit defeat, and stay down, he just keeps coming back for more.

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 5 November 2013 22:59 (eleven years ago)

Really glad he put that "I have nothing left to hide." in there, just pouring a little gravy on the next few weeks of humiliations.

brio, Tuesday, 5 November 2013 23:35 (eleven years ago)

Pretty rich for him to say that considering he hasn't seen his dick in decades.

polyphonic, Tuesday, 5 November 2013 23:56 (eleven years ago)

Can someone clarify for me which of the following is actually illegal in Canada:

Buying/smoking crack
Killing drug dealers
Using power of public office to cover up any of the above

I think the last I heard was when pot was maybe gonna be decriminalized, but it seems like things have sort of accelerated from there.

something of an astrological coup (tipsy mothra), Tuesday, 5 November 2013 23:57 (eleven years ago)

Pfffft - I wish.

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 6 November 2013 00:06 (eleven years ago)

Maybe he didn't even know he'd been elected mayor, because he's been in a drunken stupor.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 6 November 2013 01:33 (eleven years ago)

All I know is he should get in frame with Kim Dotcom ASAP.

http://icdn4.digitaltrends.com/image/kim-dotcom-nurburgring-650x0.jpg

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 6 November 2013 01:34 (eleven years ago)

To the extent that the Rob Ford saga has gone from upsetting to infuriating to incredulous to, now, amusing, I kind of look forward to his re-election campaign (how he'd even be capable of, say, raising campaign funds is beyond me) given the entertainment value it promises (plus, I figure the only damage he's capable of doing is splitting the right wing vote, which I'm not gonna complain about). I mean, lets see Karen Stinz fall throwing a football like him.

Fiddler on a hot tin roof (ed.b), Wednesday, 6 November 2013 05:45 (eleven years ago)

http://jeromiewilliams.com/2013/11/03/updated-list-113-things-toronto-mayor-rob-ford-has-done-besides-smoking-crack-in-a-video/

Bailey (Collins) Lover (Eazy), Wednesday, 6 November 2013 06:09 (eleven years ago)

impressive

mookieproof, Wednesday, 6 November 2013 07:31 (eleven years ago)

Robyn Doolittle of the Toronto Star has published a story detailing how the video came to her attention:

http://www.thestar.com/news/city_hall/2013/11/06/rob_ford_crack_video_story_started_with_an_anonymous_early_morning_phone_call_to_a_reporter.html

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 6 November 2013 13:19 (eleven years ago)

lol at CITY-TV getting all "think of the CHILDREN!" about the story this morning. They introduced an actual child psychologist to discuss how we break the news to our kids about their mayor...All over Etobicoke, eight-year olds are lying on their beds sobbing "It's not true!", their leftover halloween candy uneaten, their PlayStations ignored, and their FORD NATION posters torn off their bedroom walls in a fury.

Sir Lord Baltimora (Myonga Vön Bontee), Wednesday, 6 November 2013 15:46 (eleven years ago)

Brought it up with my grade 6 class this morning. They seem to be holding up okay, but I'll be monitoring the situation closely.

clemenza, Wednesday, 6 November 2013 15:48 (eleven years ago)

Then you all smoked crack with them wait no

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 6 November 2013 15:51 (eleven years ago)

i have not been following this closely, and assumed since there was video no one was asking him to "admit" it. Did anyone ask Marion Barry to admit? WE CAN SEE IT, who cares if you admit it?

I spent several hours thinking "drunken stupor" was an Onion line or something too.

eclectic husbandry (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 6 November 2013 15:56 (eleven years ago)

i really didn't know you guys had elected a less classy Johnny LaRue

eclectic husbandry (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 6 November 2013 15:59 (eleven years ago)

Morbz: all that's been seen to the general public is a screenshot from the video plus various Gawker/Toronto Star folks saying "Yep, we've seen it," which allowed Ford to go 'Damned journalists trying to ruin me it's all a fake photos can be faked these days why I oughta' etc. Then on Thursday Toronto's police chief said "Yeah I've seen it too" and then things got...weird. The video itself is now considered evidence and has yet to be released.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 6 November 2013 16:08 (eleven years ago)

Through all of this, I never once thought of Johnny LaRue. Of course...perfect. Known to enjoy a drunken stupor or two.

clemenza, Wednesday, 6 November 2013 16:08 (eleven years ago)

http://www.polarblairsden.com/actorsjohncandy26.JPG

eclectic husbandry (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 6 November 2013 16:09 (eleven years ago)

Yeah that's spot on.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 6 November 2013 16:11 (eleven years ago)

he needs a monogrammed robe

eclectic husbandry (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 6 November 2013 16:20 (eleven years ago)

I'm sure he has several.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 6 November 2013 16:29 (eleven years ago)

I wasn't first! Swear I didn't see this on YT til now...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=66hLNY-D13A&list=PL8A0E7B2C82C54A8D&index=4

eclectic husbandry (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 6 November 2013 16:30 (eleven years ago)

And now, your greatest hits

http://gawker.com/39-breathtaking-photos-of-north-americas-most-photogen-1458983349

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 6 November 2013 18:18 (eleven years ago)

Meantime

http://www.torontosun.com/2013/11/06/i-didnt-see-it-coming-doug-ford-tells-sun-about-rob-fords-crack-use

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 6 November 2013 18:50 (eleven years ago)

As for what to do next, Councillor Ford said it is time to go back to work.

“I will be at a budget meeting today with the chief,” he said, adding while he will always be cordial and professional “I wont back down because I think what he did with (the fishing trip) was wrong.”

He understands his brother definitely changed the channel on that argument.

No matter what, Councillor Ford said, he will not publicly criticize or pile on his brother.

“Everywhere I go I am getting a thumbs up from people,” he said. “It seems Rob still has a lot of support.”

But that didn’t help save the day for older brother Doug Ford who has gone out of his way to protect the baby of the family.

“I could not sleep last night,” the councillor said. “I had the chills.”

the initial withdrawal symptoms are probably the most difficult

christmas candy bar (al leong), Wednesday, 6 November 2013 18:55 (eleven years ago)

The Onion is on point as usual

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/worldviews/wp/2013/11/06/canadian-regime-roiled-by-provincial-scandal-sparking-fears-of-instability/

polyphonic, Wednesday, 6 November 2013 19:50 (eleven years ago)

More than anything else right now, I want to see the brother get nailed. Rob seems kind of hapless, and jokes aside, he obviously has an abuse problem. Doug, meanwhile, has been the cliched enabler, has been throwing around wild accusations for months, and all in all seems much more manipulative and shady to me. Not sure what I want to turn up, but maybe there's something in all those documents that will do him in.

clemenza, Wednesday, 6 November 2013 19:52 (eleven years ago)

More than anything else right now, I want to see the brother get nailed.

ew

the doleful cant of a bigot blinded by fear and hate (DJP), Wednesday, 6 November 2013 19:59 (eleven years ago)

that's the other vid i heard

lollercoaster of rove (s.clover), Wednesday, 6 November 2013 20:27 (eleven years ago)

so i got myself banned from no less than three pro-Rob Ford Facebook groups yesterday for politely suggesting that anyone who thinks the mayor's drug abuse is acceptable, should take their children aside and tell them crack is no big deal and won't affect them all that negatively.

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 6 November 2013 20:57 (eleven years ago)

Hahah. Did you catch any reactions to that before the hammer fell?

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 6 November 2013 21:03 (eleven years ago)

a few people felt that the crack thing was a one-off "mistake" and "in the past" and was therefore different than telling your kids it's ok to smoke crack.

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 6 November 2013 21:09 (eleven years ago)

https://www.facebook.com/groups/532229250173742/?fref=pb&hc_location=profile_browser

the doleful cant of a bigot blinded by fear and hate (DJP), Wednesday, 6 November 2013 21:13 (eleven years ago)

ever since Rob Ford REFUSED to attend the SICKENING parade of shame he became a TARGET of the STRAIGHTOPHOBIC gay mafia!

other than that - he FULFILLED his promise to abolish the special $60 TAX for Toronto drivers - on the first day in the office!

now days - he is STRONGLY opposing the CANCER of our city, called - "casino'!

for ALL of the above REASONS, OUR MAYOR DESERVES ALL the SUPPORT we can give him!

smoking, drinking, cracking and showing the MIDDLE FINGER to a bitch warning him about the rules - DOES NOT MATTER!
THIS GUY IS DOING THE RIGHT THINGS for our City!

the doleful cant of a bigot blinded by fear and hate (DJP), Wednesday, 6 November 2013 21:14 (eleven years ago)

plus, he SMOKES CRACK!

the doleful cant of a bigot blinded by fear and hate (DJP), Wednesday, 6 November 2013 21:14 (eleven years ago)

now days

ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Wednesday, 6 November 2013 21:15 (eleven years ago)

Save for the fact he fought like a dog for a casino.

Fiddler on a hot tin roof (ed.b), Wednesday, 6 November 2013 21:16 (eleven years ago)

that should be HE CRACKS!
xpost

Sir Lord Baltimora (Myonga Vön Bontee), Wednesday, 6 November 2013 21:18 (eleven years ago)

haha yeah I just noticed that

smoking, drinking, cracking and showing the MIDDLE FINGER (DJP), Wednesday, 6 November 2013 21:18 (eleven years ago)

I don't care if you're black, white, cracking . . .

Ian from Etobicoke (Phil D.), Wednesday, 6 November 2013 21:19 (eleven years ago)

now days - he is STRONGLY opposing the CANCER of our city, called - "casino'!

can we talk about how this is poetry

smoking, drinking, cracking and showing the MIDDLE FINGER (DJP), Wednesday, 6 November 2013 21:19 (eleven years ago)

Ya got trouble, trouble that begins with a 't' that rhymes with 'c' that stands for "casino"

Sir Lord Baltimora (Myonga Vön Bontee), Wednesday, 6 November 2013 21:20 (eleven years ago)

a few people felt that the crack thing was a one-off "mistake" and "in the past" and was therefore different than telling your kids it's ok to smoke crack.

There really are some simple people up there.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 6 November 2013 21:21 (eleven years ago)

OUR MAYOR DESERVES ALL the SUPPORT we can give him! Smoking, drinking, cracking . . . THIS GUY IS DOING THE RIGHT THINGS for our City!

Ian from Etobicoke (Phil D.), Wednesday, 6 November 2013 21:27 (eleven years ago)

how were these yutzes ever compared to the childlike innocent McKenzie Bros?

eclectic husbandry (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 6 November 2013 21:48 (eleven years ago)

Huh, never pondered the Rob/Bob-&-Doug name similarity before

Sir Lord Baltimora (Myonga Vön Bontee), Wednesday, 6 November 2013 22:58 (eleven years ago)

Ned Raggett
Posted: November 6, 2013 at 6:18:25 PM
And now, your greatest hits

http://gawker.com/39-breathtaking-photos-of-north-americas-most-photogen-1458983349

in case anyone hasnt clicked through on this do yrselves a favor

lag∞n, Thursday, 7 November 2013 01:49 (eleven years ago)

the thing i never really get is that even if you totally believe in the political program of rob ford/john edwards/david vitter/whomever, wouldn't it be better to have that program headed up by someone who is not an obvious asshole with major personal problems?

these people are not singular irreplaceable talents. let some non-crackhead coach don bosco football and wreck toronto's public transit system already

mookieproof, Thursday, 7 November 2013 02:40 (eleven years ago)

brian dennehy + chris farley + john candy + kim dotcom + crack.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 7 November 2013 04:04 (eleven years ago)

we are the Famous Five

snoop dogey doge (seandalai), Thursday, 7 November 2013 13:13 (eleven years ago)

to me he just looks like a potato

flamboyant goon tie included, Thursday, 7 November 2013 14:30 (eleven years ago)

the one under the tree is most best

goole, Thursday, 7 November 2013 15:58 (eleven years ago)

They missed this:

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ly28xdxYMo1qzrdrno1_400.jpg

Fiddler on a hot tin roof (ed.b), Thursday, 7 November 2013 16:25 (eleven years ago)

also this one:

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/10/01/article-2439765-1868EC5500000578-7_634x455.jpg

silverfish, Thursday, 7 November 2013 17:03 (eleven years ago)

Rob Ford has been caught on a new video staggering around an unknown living room ranting gibberish and acting wildly.

http://www.thestar.com/news/gta/2013/11/07/mayor_rob_ford_caught_in_video_rant.html

ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Thursday, 7 November 2013 17:26 (eleven years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/7JlK0qa.gif

ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Thursday, 7 November 2013 17:29 (eleven years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2SBkIKuXrU

smoking, drinking, cracking and showing the MIDDLE FINGER (DJP), Thursday, 7 November 2013 17:33 (eleven years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/BweOfp5.jpg

ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Thursday, 7 November 2013 17:56 (eleven years ago)

this time next year he'll be living in a van down by the river

Bart get out I'm piss (am0n), Thursday, 7 November 2013 18:16 (eleven years ago)

in a perfect world maybe

socki (s1ocki), Thursday, 7 November 2013 18:41 (eleven years ago)

http://www.thestar.com/news/gta/2013/11/07/how_rob_ford_reacts_to_video_rant_release.html

ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Thursday, 7 November 2013 18:42 (eleven years ago)

like you've never talked about murdering a man after a few drinks

ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Thursday, 7 November 2013 18:43 (eleven years ago)

I love how his official statement on everything now is, "Yeah, I was really drunk."

something of an astrological coup (tipsy mothra), Thursday, 7 November 2013 18:44 (eleven years ago)

All I can do is reassure the people that uh [trails off]

Bart get out I'm piss (am0n), Thursday, 7 November 2013 18:44 (eleven years ago)

*trails off furiously*

Bart get out I'm piss (am0n), Thursday, 7 November 2013 18:46 (eleven years ago)

every city shd have a ceremonial post for a guy who shows up at all the events trashed and takes hilarious photos

lag∞n, Thursday, 7 November 2013 18:47 (eleven years ago)

[Question: Why won't you go away?]

christmas candy bar (al leong), Thursday, 7 November 2013 18:47 (eleven years ago)

Deputy Mayor was just on the CBC doing the "whatever a person does in his private life should remain private" thang. LOL.

everything, Thursday, 7 November 2013 18:47 (eleven years ago)

my brothers are, don't tell me we're liars, thieves, birds

it hurts

mookieproof, Thursday, 7 November 2013 18:48 (eleven years ago)

Love that moment about a minute into that reaction video where Ford looks up at the ceiling like PLEASE RAPTURE ME OUTTA HERE.

Ian from Etobicoke (Phil D.), Thursday, 7 November 2013 18:50 (eleven years ago)

xposts

Yeah, he doesn't seem very good at the whole "remaining private" thing.

something of an astrological coup (tipsy mothra), Thursday, 7 November 2013 18:51 (eleven years ago)

It's not like the city of Toronto begged him to maraud drunkenly through its streets.

something of an astrological coup (tipsy mothra), Thursday, 7 November 2013 18:52 (eleven years ago)

tbf i talk like that when no one else is around

Tip from Tae Kwon Do: (crüt), Thursday, 7 November 2013 18:52 (eleven years ago)

i'll fuckin poke his eyes oot, brother

mookieproof, Thursday, 7 November 2013 18:53 (eleven years ago)

you're fucking disgusting with your heartless sarcasm, you worthless piece of hate-filled, misanthropic selg-loathing cunt.

regards,
SOMEONE WHO CARES ABOUT PEOPLE

-- Rob Ford

christmas candy bar (al leong), Thursday, 7 November 2013 18:54 (eleven years ago)

“When you're in that state . . . I hope none of you have ever or will ever be in that state. That's all I can say."

lag∞n, Thursday, 7 November 2013 18:54 (eleven years ago)

reaction video is awesomely cinematic w all the mics in his face and the clicking of shutters

lag∞n, Thursday, 7 November 2013 18:58 (eleven years ago)

"have you even been involved in a murder plot?!"

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 7 November 2013 19:43 (eleven years ago)

important question that shd be on every job application

lag∞n, Thursday, 7 November 2013 19:48 (eleven years ago)

I actually do not want him to resign or step down temporarily. I want the crazy train to keep rolling until he actually publicly fucks a dog or eats a baby.

The worst-case scenario is he actually takes a leave now and comes back in a few weeks looking even moderately healthier and coherent. If he did that and stayed clean until next Oct he'll win a fucking landslide in 2014.

brio, Thursday, 7 November 2013 19:51 (eleven years ago)

You must be joking. He's going to be political poison by the time this is all done. Also his supposed support is vastly overstated I believe.

everything, Thursday, 7 November 2013 20:20 (eleven years ago)

don't listen to everything

Bart get out I'm piss (am0n), Thursday, 7 November 2013 20:21 (eleven years ago)

I wish I was joking. If he went away, cleaned up and came back all healthy and contrite, he could definitely swing a comeback. I'm hoping he stays in there so the cops and media just keep pounding him daily until he can never come back.

brio, Thursday, 7 November 2013 21:00 (eleven years ago)

Now THAT'S a sex tape I'd like to see wait no

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 7 November 2013 21:03 (eleven years ago)

Liars! Thieves! Birds! 80-year-old birds!

brio, Thursday, 7 November 2013 21:08 (eleven years ago)

Rob Ford orgy cum dumpster bestiality dogs humping big booty crack cocaine

CardiacsPrincesse69xxx (Matt P), Thursday, 7 November 2013 21:11 (eleven years ago)

welcome freaky random googlers!

brio, Thursday, 7 November 2013 21:12 (eleven years ago)

Wonder what the Ford Nation excuses are today.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 7 November 2013 21:14 (eleven years ago)

I've heard some already at work, basically: doesn't prove drugs, he's just goofin' around, maybe had a couple pops, could be me some nights heh heh

but even the hardcore ford dudes I know have been saying he needs to take a break or resign since last week

brio, Thursday, 7 November 2013 21:18 (eleven years ago)

Turns out this week was actually the perfect time to finally watch Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans.

JoeStork, Thursday, 7 November 2013 21:20 (eleven years ago)

The funniest thing is the Star says this new video was supposedly shot at a supporter's house, with a family in the room (4 people between ages 20 - 60), so this isn't some 4 am crack binge, just a visit at some nice suburban house...

brio, Thursday, 7 November 2013 21:21 (eleven years ago)

ha! i watched that last week!

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 7 November 2013 21:22 (eleven years ago)

xpost

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 7 November 2013 21:22 (eleven years ago)

Wonder what the Ford Nation excuses are today.

same as before: everyone makes mistakes - this is no big deal – at least he doesn't liberal tax and spend commie

since that facebook group i linked to upthread blocked me, i haven't been able to mock their latest excuses; so i linked to them on reddit, and boy did it get interesting (for a bit). the mod was deleting their heckles like a mad man for the last four hours.

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 7 November 2013 21:27 (eleven years ago)

this guy's antics is making my work day marginally better. hope he still has some gas left in him

Spectrum, Thursday, 7 November 2013 21:30 (eleven years ago)

Mom and sis weigh in: http://www.thestar.com/news/gta/2013/11/07/rob_fords_mother_says_mayor_needs_to_smarten_up.html

pauls00, Thursday, 7 November 2013 23:17 (eleven years ago)

may have been posted already

http://www.funnyordie.com/lists/21607b711f/gifs-of-either-toronto-mayor-rob-ford-or-matt-foley-or-really-any-other-chris-farley-character

woah did you see that hummingbird over there? anyway, meth (sunny successor), Thursday, 7 November 2013 23:18 (eleven years ago)

cant we just send dr drew up there and make a reality show of out this?

woah did you see that hummingbird over there? anyway, meth (sunny successor), Thursday, 7 November 2013 23:24 (eleven years ago)

this is old but:

http://thestar.com/#!/news/rob-ford-intoxicated-toronto-mayor-asked-to-leave-military-ball/

Then on March 17, St. Patrick’s Day, Ford and a small entourage including at least two staff headed to a private room before midnight in the Bier Markt on the Esplanade.

On the way to the bar a fellow reveler, Jennifer Gordon, said she saw Ford “stumbling down the street” and she walked up to him.

“He was inebriated and sweaty but in a jovial way,” Gordon recalled shortly after the incident. “Me being me, I said: ‘You’re the worst mayor ever.’”

She said Ford walked over, kissed her on the forehead, and said: “I know, but I try.”

ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Thursday, 7 November 2013 23:59 (eleven years ago)

http://m.thestar.com/#!/news/rob-ford-intoxicated-toronto-mayor-asked-to-leave-military-ball/7fadcabb11be0e3875c4f9916b385fda

ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Friday, 8 November 2013 00:00 (eleven years ago)

for those not entirely sick of the whole saga, and those not just looking for yucks, Edward Keenan writes some very good pieces on Rob Ford's fiction career: http://www.thegridto.com/blog-post/the-personal-and-political-fictions-that-are-rob-fords-career/ and Doug Ford: http://www.thegridto.com/city/politics/worst-brother-ever/

pauls00, Friday, 8 November 2013 00:22 (eleven years ago)

Fat Man, Little Jacket: The Rob Ford Story

Ayn Rand Akbar (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 8 November 2013 00:33 (eleven years ago)

It never fucking ends.
Judge links Ford to jailhouse beating: http://www.torontosun.com/2013/11/07/judge-links-mayor-rob-ford-to-jailhouse-beating

brio, Friday, 8 November 2013 04:01 (eleven years ago)

No more radio show

Ned Raggett, Friday, 8 November 2013 17:20 (eleven years ago)

THANK. GOD.

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 8 November 2013 17:30 (eleven years ago)

love the imagery in this headline Rob Ford: Vice tightens on mayor after violent rant video, while lawyers seek release of the ‘crack’ one

flopson, Friday, 8 November 2013 18:04 (eleven years ago)

ROB FORD AND THE TRIUMPH OF THE NEW HOSERS

http://www.theglobeandmail.com/arts/television/rob-ford-and-the-triumph-of-the-new-hosers/article15262508/

c21m50nh3x460n, Friday, 8 November 2013 18:23 (eleven years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=45hI7H-JHVg

brio, Friday, 8 November 2013 22:45 (eleven years ago)

ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080)
Posted: November 7, 2013 at 11:59:29 PM

“He was inebriated and sweaty but in a jovial way,” Gordon recalled shortly after the incident. “Me being me, I said: ‘You’re the worst mayor ever.’”

She said Ford walked over, kissed her on the forehead, and said: “I know, but I try.”

aw!

lag∞n, Saturday, 9 November 2013 15:13 (eleven years ago)

This is a hoser country. We admire hosers, we have sympathy for them and, sometimes, we just let them run things.

lol

lag∞n, Saturday, 9 November 2013 15:15 (eleven years ago)

interesting suburban sensibilities are ascendant in canada at a time when theyre finally waning in the usa

lag∞n, Saturday, 9 November 2013 15:19 (eleven years ago)

how can one be sweaty in a jovial way

1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Monday, 11 November 2013 18:59 (eleven years ago)

watch this

lag∞n, Monday, 11 November 2013 18:59 (eleven years ago)

Rob Ford bobblehead doll, crack not included

http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/toronto/hundreds-line-up-for-toronto-mayor-rob-ford-charity-bobbleheads/article15386803/

c21m50nh3x460n, Tuesday, 12 November 2013 23:33 (eleven years ago)

Selling online for amounts that I think are meant as a joke but may be taken seriously:

http://toronto.kijiji.ca/c-buy-and-sell-art-collectibles-Rob-Ford-SIGNED-NIB-Bobblehead-W0QQAdIdZ542756712

clemenza, Tuesday, 12 November 2013 23:49 (eleven years ago)

Wokka wokka

http://livenews.thestar.com/Event/Toronto_council_to_debate_the_mayors_future

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 13 November 2013 16:52 (eleven years ago)

oh, man, just watching the Twitter feed on this. @JohnLorinc or @KatieSimpson24 are good sources. Incredible, of course. "Ford sez his lawyer telling him he can't talk to the police."

pauls00, Wednesday, 13 November 2013 16:57 (eleven years ago)

lmfao http://gawker.com/1463704135

lag∞n, Wednesday, 13 November 2013 16:58 (eleven years ago)

^^^^

ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Wednesday, 13 November 2013 16:58 (eleven years ago)

@robyndoolittle
Councillor DeB asks Ford if he's ever "assaulted" any members of his staff. Ford pauses for a while. Eventually says he doesn't think so.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 13 November 2013 17:03 (eleven years ago)

Holy god, apparently there was screaming and craziness just now, Doug accusing Minnan-Wong of drunk driving and not being Christian or something.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 13 November 2013 17:15 (eleven years ago)

xp But if he did, it would have been when he was very, very inebriated, which makes everything okay, right?

bizarro gazzara, Wednesday, 13 November 2013 17:17 (eleven years ago)

He is a man a faith, guys. Only God can judge him (now).

c21m50nh3x460n, Wednesday, 13 November 2013 17:23 (eleven years ago)

Clearly the man has a lot of problems. Why can't people just leave the poor guy alone and let him run one of the biggest cities in North America in peace?

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 13 November 2013 17:29 (eleven years ago)

Ned Raggett
Posted: November 13, 2013 at 5:15:36 PM
Holy god, apparently there was screaming and craziness just now, Doug accusing Minnan-Wong of drunk driving and not being Christian or something.

loooool love this accusation

lag∞n, Wednesday, 13 November 2013 18:37 (eleven years ago)

More fun forthcoming:

http://www.torontosun.com/2013/11/13/judge-orders-release-of-more-material-in-mayor-rob-ford-investigation

Rob Ford’s staffers told Toronto Police shocking details about booze, drugs and even a suspected prostitute in the mayor’s City Hall office, according to a media lawyer who has seen the redacted sections that have been ordered unsealed.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 13 November 2013 19:25 (eleven years ago)

Back to the meeting!

@ddale8
Councillor Giorgio Mammoliti suggests mandatory drug testing for councillors; Mayor Rob Ford shouts "YES! YES!"

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 13 November 2013 19:32 (eleven years ago)

Feels like this whole debacle will come to some kind of an end today. This insane council meeting, the police material that is just now coming out (hookers, coke and smoking weed in his office so far), the demo outside city hall. Can it really get any nuttier?

everything, Wednesday, 13 November 2013 20:24 (eleven years ago)

I keep seeing Ricardo Montalban shaking his head and saying "some fantasies don't work out quite as expected..." to Herve Villechaize

smoking, drinking, cracking and showing the MIDDLE FINGER (DJP), Wednesday, 13 November 2013 20:30 (eleven years ago)

So hilarious that Ford and his bro keep suggesting that the other councillors are all on drugs.

everything, Wednesday, 13 November 2013 20:32 (eleven years ago)

In a further insult to the mayor, the organizers of the Santa Claus Parade formally asked him not to participate this year. They asked him to be a “spectator” and said he’d be a “distraction.”

flopson, Wednesday, 13 November 2013 20:35 (eleven years ago)

"What are ya gonna do? I'm Rob Ford!"

http://nationalpostnews.files.wordpress.com/2013/11/rob-ford-wide-3.jpg

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 13 November 2013 21:04 (eleven years ago)

Can't wait till December headlines

CHRISTMAS MIRACLE: ROBBIE BOBBIES A HIT

c21m50nh3x460n, Wednesday, 13 November 2013 21:06 (eleven years ago)

The mayor sat stone-faced and later chewed on apple slices after hearing the majority of his colleagues want him to leave his office.

flopson, Wednesday, 13 November 2013 21:13 (eleven years ago)

how do you like them apples

ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Wednesday, 13 November 2013 21:22 (eleven years ago)

"angrily munching on apple slices" was how i saw it phrased somewhere

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 13 November 2013 22:06 (eleven years ago)

All sorts of insanity coming out of the unredacted police reports. Booze, drugs, etc. as noted. Plus:

@robyndoolittle 7m

That night, Ford started making disparaging comments about former staffer Olivia Gondek, who now works at Hydro.

Ransom: He claimed to have slept with her. Mayor Ford said "I'm going to eat you out" and "I banged your pussy." Gondek was irritated.

(I should point out, there is zero suggestion that Olivia Gondek actually slept with Rob Ford - incase that needs saying)

Ransom said the comments happened after staff wouldn't let Ford go outside at city hall to smoke weed/hash.

Later, Ford told a female security guard that he was "going to eat her box."

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 13 November 2013 23:32 (eleven years ago)

they call him 'slick robbie'

christmas candy bar (al leong), Wednesday, 13 November 2013 23:35 (eleven years ago)

there is a mountain of fucked up shit that's coming out right now and i feel like my head has exploded.

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 14 November 2013 03:27 (eleven years ago)

shamelessness + big lie is pretty effective i guess? i mean jeez

mookieproof, Thursday, 14 November 2013 03:45 (eleven years ago)

That's a very good point that. Big lie still working for what, 25% of the population. Remarkable.

everything, Thursday, 14 November 2013 04:08 (eleven years ago)

God, I remember a watching a segment on the agenda about 3.5 years ago speculating what would happen if Rob Ford were elected. I'd love to watch that now and just laugh/cry.

Fiddler on a hot tin roof (ed.b), Thursday, 14 November 2013 04:54 (eleven years ago)

Heard him on the radio this morning ominously warning reporters "Be careful what you write." Clearly, they need to be extra careful--it's not like everything about this story has, given enough time, turned out to be true thus far.

clemenza, Thursday, 14 November 2013 12:19 (eleven years ago)

They could probably guess and be accurate at this point.

Vinnie, Thursday, 14 November 2013 15:01 (eleven years ago)

"Oh, and the last thing was Olivia Gondek. It says I wanted to eat her pussy and I have never said that in my life to her. I would never do that. I'm happily married. I've got more than enough to eat at home. Thank you very much."

socki (s1ocki), Thursday, 14 November 2013 15:05 (eleven years ago)

...wait, that was an actual quote?

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 14 November 2013 15:07 (eleven years ago)

OMG it was!

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 14 November 2013 15:10 (eleven years ago)

This guy's a pig.

Vic Arpeggio, Private Investigator (stevie), Thursday, 14 November 2013 15:12 (eleven years ago)

Credible denial right there.

jmm, Thursday, 14 November 2013 15:13 (eleven years ago)

‏@randlechris

it's shocking that Rob Ford bothers to make the effort of performing oral sex

@lil_mermaid

@randlechris well he said he had enough TO eat at home, not that he DOES

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 14 November 2013 15:16 (eleven years ago)

http://bcove.me/ksuiwl1x

ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Thursday, 14 November 2013 15:18 (eleven years ago)

while wearing a football jersey

ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Thursday, 14 November 2013 15:18 (eleven years ago)

Gawker cuts to the chase

http://gawker.com/rob-ford-is-too-busy-eating-his-wifes-pussy-to-eat-hoo-1464362276

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 14 November 2013 15:30 (eleven years ago)

ctrl-f for "trailer park boys" yields nothing itt? shocking imo

dan m, Thursday, 14 November 2013 15:33 (eleven years ago)

"I've got more than enough to eat at home," really this is the most horrifying thing

smoking, drinking, cracking and showing the MIDDLE FINGER (DJP), Thursday, 14 November 2013 15:33 (eleven years ago)

I keep going back to "more than enough" and having the worst buffet imagery flash through my head

smoking, drinking, cracking and showing the MIDDLE FINGER (DJP), Thursday, 14 November 2013 15:34 (eleven years ago)

Rahm's approval would go up at least five points if he talked like that.

Bailey (Collins) Lover (Eazy), Thursday, 14 November 2013 15:34 (eleven years ago)

NSFW OR ANYTHING ELSE: the individual 'ginas of wallogina xp

dan m, Thursday, 14 November 2013 15:34 (eleven years ago)

And the next thing I want to call Mayor Bratina in Hamilton and tell them we are going to have to spank their little tiger cats.

I mean, you have to come strong to make people ignore sentences like this and Rob Ford definitely delivered

smoking, drinking, cracking and showing the MIDDLE FINGER (DJP), Thursday, 14 November 2013 15:37 (eleven years ago)

u know its about football teams rite

dylannn, Thursday, 14 November 2013 15:39 (eleven years ago)

I figured but still

smoking, drinking, cracking and showing the MIDDLE FINGER (DJP), Thursday, 14 November 2013 15:40 (eleven years ago)

at this point it doesn't really matter

dylannn, Thursday, 14 November 2013 15:46 (eleven years ago)

http://images.scribblelive.com/2013/11/14/9ca80a35-a9e1-4a5b-a3cc-589b040969c4.jpg

"Look I only put it in a little."

"Can I go?"

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 14 November 2013 15:48 (eleven years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/yWshf8U.jpg

ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Thursday, 14 November 2013 16:07 (eleven years ago)

http://tralfaz-archives.com/coverart/B/blasters_blastersf.jpg

He got...JACKED UP!!!!! (WilliamC), Thursday, 14 November 2013 16:09 (eleven years ago)

http://instagram.com/p/gs32AdMwCz/

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 14 November 2013 16:11 (eleven years ago)

this man is a treasure

le goon (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 14 November 2013 16:13 (eleven years ago)

that reporter OTM

smoking, drinking, cracking and showing the MIDDLE FINGER (DJP), Thursday, 14 November 2013 16:13 (eleven years ago)

the guy on his left is probably the only person in Toronto crazier than Ford.

xposts - to Ned

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 14 November 2013 16:14 (eleven years ago)

Lol wut this guy is married?!

Ayn Rand Akbar (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 14 November 2013 16:15 (eleven years ago)

omg that expression

sleeve, Thursday, 14 November 2013 16:15 (eleven years ago)

xpost -- Married with kids

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 14 November 2013 16:20 (eleven years ago)

Lol wut this guy is married?!

yes. she apparently has some serious substance abuse problems of her own and for a period of time, while Ford was just a curiously deranged councilor, had the cops on speed dial for all manor of physical run-ins with my honourable mayor.

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 14 November 2013 16:22 (eleven years ago)

Think I asked about her way upthread, when the story was new. There are a few photos of her online.

http://i.huffpost.com/gen/1199594/thumbs/r-RENATA-FORD-TORONTO-MAYOR-large570.jpg?7

A Toronto Life article:

http://www.torontolife.com/informer/features/2011/02/03/the-woman-behind-the-mayor-who-is-renata-ford/

clemenza, Thursday, 14 November 2013 16:30 (eleven years ago)

how has he not smothered her in his sleep?

Vic Arpeggio, Private Investigator (stevie), Thursday, 14 November 2013 16:30 (eleven years ago)

Jeremy Piven with CGI for the biopic.

Bailey (Collins) Lover (Eazy), Thursday, 14 November 2013 16:40 (eleven years ago)

Uh...just announced, and not a joke:

@TheTorontoSun 21m

RT @TorSunCity: #BREAKING: @TOMayorFord and Doug Ford have a new show. Details coming soon at http://torontosun.com .

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 14 November 2013 16:41 (eleven years ago)

huh, from that article: "maybe we’re all in for four hard years" •_•

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 14 November 2013 16:43 (eleven years ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BZC5wltIYAEaxro.jpg

Murgatroid, Thursday, 14 November 2013 16:49 (eleven years ago)

The Toronto Argonauts have issued a statement this morning: "The situation with respect to the Mayor and his leadership is unseemly at best. These latest remarks, while wearing our team’s jersey, are particularly disappointing given our organization’s work in the community to help youth deal with issues of bullying prevention."

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 14 November 2013 16:53 (eleven years ago)

i love that the jersey says MAYOR FORD on the back

le goon (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 14 November 2013 16:54 (eleven years ago)

dan m
Posted: November 14, 2013 at 3:33:37 PM
ctrl-f for "trailer park boys" yields nothing itt? shocking imo

fwiw it was mentioned in that good piece abt hoser culture upthread

lag∞n, Thursday, 14 November 2013 17:29 (eleven years ago)

ctrl-f for "trailer park boys" yields nothing itt? shocking imo

― dan m, Thursday, 14 November 2013 15:33 (1 hour ago) Permalink


He is just too much. Where does one start? He is giving material/ammo to everyone--as in...the entire world.

If you check the Globe and Mail link I posted, it kind of gets into Trailer Park Boys 'hoserism'. Here it is: http://www.theglobeandmail.com/arts/television/rob-ford-and-the-triumph-of-the-new-hosers/article15262508/

Also, I don't remember who (maybe clemenza?) but someone mentioned the KITH fighting skit somewhere.

Meant to post it, but here it is:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kA3WxjplKzo

c21m50nh3x460n, Thursday, 14 November 2013 17:31 (eleven years ago)

ha ha - that was me!

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 14 November 2013 17:33 (eleven years ago)

makes me think of this one too

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5sl7Rn8CcHU

christmas candy bar (al leong), Thursday, 14 November 2013 17:34 (eleven years ago)

Hope this is a full on reality TV show

http://www.sunnewsnetwork.ca/sunnews/straighttalk/archives/2013/11/20131114-120008.html

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 14 November 2013 17:38 (eleven years ago)

Sun News Network personalities will appear including David 'The Menzoid' Menzies.

I assume he calls himself that.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 14 November 2013 17:39 (eleven years ago)

lulz thanks dudes xps

dan m, Thursday, 14 November 2013 17:56 (eleven years ago)

Rob Ford and the Triumph of the New Hosers would be an amazing band name.

Bailey (Collins) Lover (Eazy), Thursday, 14 November 2013 18:04 (eleven years ago)

Actually, I kind of want a Robbie Bobbie. Can Toronto people post if they see Robbie Bobbies on their workmates' desk or car?

c21m50nh3x460n, Thursday, 14 November 2013 18:05 (eleven years ago)

props to this dude tbh:

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Bad-DRAWING-Of-Mayor-Rob-Ford-Bobblehead-Robbie-Bobbie-Crack-1-1-Toronto-Mayor-/171172777497?pt=Art_Drawings&hash=item27dab14e19

christmas candy bar (al leong), Thursday, 14 November 2013 18:07 (eleven years ago)

i will be smashing any that i see. this guy is my mayor and it's fucking sickening at this point. everyone finds this funny and that's fine - but when you actually have this shitstorm lording over you, it's a lot less humourous.

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 14 November 2013 18:07 (eleven years ago)

A co-worker had a "Ford Nation" sticker nearly hidden amongst a lot of random crap on her cubicle wall, but she seems to have taken it down sometime in the last week.

Sir Lord Baltimora (Myonga Vön Bontee), Thursday, 14 November 2013 18:15 (eleven years ago)

I'm appalled too, Thermo, and arguing daily for his removal with two people at work (can't tell if they honestly believe the stuff they say, or if they're just being contrarian), but if a bobblehead fell into my hands, I'd hang onto it and sell it for as much as I could get--actually, I'd be much more likely to keep it.

clemenza, Thursday, 14 November 2013 18:19 (eleven years ago)

Haha. Fair enough. I sympathise. When Gordon Campbell was arrested for drunk driving in Hawaii his mug shot was plastered all over Vancouver. But that's as far as it got.

c21m50nh3x460n, Thursday, 14 November 2013 18:20 (eleven years ago)

It's painful now - but at least him and Dougie are making themselves radioactive for life with this shit. I can understand how this sounds ridiculous from the outside, but he will keep coming back relentlessly no matter what. I fully expect him to be running for election while facing charges this year. Doug Ford was the Conservative party's pick to run for Premier, according to leaked Cons campaign strategy documents last week.

Rob can never win as mayor again after this week - but it's taken this much to put him out. I just want this to keep going long enough to keep him off council forever, and I actually don't think we're quite there yet.

brio, Thursday, 14 November 2013 18:24 (eleven years ago)

@clemenza, that's the way I see it. It's just kind of an interesting artifact when put in historical context.

c21m50nh3x460n, Thursday, 14 November 2013 18:26 (eleven years ago)

ya it certainly is. but at present there is too much rage in my eyes to not smash the first one i see.

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 14 November 2013 18:28 (eleven years ago)

Today would have been Joe McCarthy's birthday--I talked about him in class. Obviously many differences, but also some direct comparison. "Have you no sense of decency at long last, sir?"--that applies. Also, after he was censured, McCarthy drank himself to death within three years. Ford was essentially censured yesterday. He already has a drinking problem, and no, I don't want him to drink himself to death. But as he becomes more and more of a pariah at City Hall, I do think he'll essentially become a ghost for however long he has left, which I think was the case with McCarthy for his last three years. Mayor but not mayor, senator but not senator.

clemenza, Thursday, 14 November 2013 18:34 (eleven years ago)

He will never go away. It's the one thing he says I believe.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46TdyIxfrb4

brio, Thursday, 14 November 2013 18:45 (eleven years ago)

He makes holding high office sound like an entirely personal aspiration. Him against the world.

jmm, Thursday, 14 November 2013 19:02 (eleven years ago)

clemenza, i was actually wondering if he was going to make it through the night.

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 14 November 2013 19:08 (eleven years ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BZDdXiyCAAADTxD.png:large

polyphonic, Thursday, 14 November 2013 19:21 (eleven years ago)

omg

smoking, drinking, cracking and showing the MIDDLE FINGER (DJP), Thursday, 14 November 2013 19:23 (eleven years ago)

My grade 6 class had to fill out a school-wide survey on social justice today, and the kids needed sexual orientation and transgendered explained. Tomorrow we'll move onto pussy, and why Rob Ford goes home and starts eating his wife every day.

clemenza, Thursday, 14 November 2013 21:57 (eleven years ago)

Good subject for a Friday.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 14 November 2013 22:06 (eleven years ago)

@clemenza

A responsible citizen might also do well to explicate the overabundance of consumption Rob Ford indulges in, and how it may lead to obesity, as demonstrated by Mayor Ford himself. This overindulgence surpasses a mere satiation he may have and it'd be wise to repeat Plautus' old adage, "Modus omnibus in rebus, soror, optimum est habitu;
nimia omnia nimium exhibent negotium hominibus ex se". Or: In everything the middle course is best: all things in excess bring trouble to men. Including pussy.

c21m50nh3x460n, Thursday, 14 November 2013 22:14 (eleven years ago)

I'm on very shaky ground when it comes to the subject of weight--I'd probably be explaining with a donut in my left hand.

These threatened lawsuits by Ford--he's waving around a list with five or six names on it; he's like Jack Lemmon in The Out-of-Towners--sound like a joke. All the statements he wants to sue over weren't bandied about in public, they were said to the police, and presumably with no reason to ever think they'd be made public.

clemenza, Thursday, 14 November 2013 22:24 (eleven years ago)

Fair enough. Save the overindulging in pussy talk till they're older. But be ready to answer if they ask, "Mr Clemenza, why does Mayor Ford say he has more than enough pussy to eat at home?"

c21m50nh3x460n, Thursday, 14 November 2013 22:44 (eleven years ago)

Clemenza's class, tomorrow:

http://www.rockymusic.org/showvideo/16c56d5f6225f48b7f3f62e1a6b7797c.php

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 14 November 2013 22:57 (eleven years ago)

Can't you impeach or recall a mayor?

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 14 November 2013 23:20 (eleven years ago)

Wow, apparently not:

http://www.ctvnews.ca/canada/calls-for-resignation-how-can-a-mayor-be-removed-from-office-in-canada-s-largest-city-1.1531119

So he either has to:

1) stop showing up for three months
2) be convicted of a crime and assigned jail time
3) everyone else basically has to stop showing up for two months.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 14 November 2013 23:22 (eleven years ago)

Can't wait to hear clemenza's account of how he told a bunch of sixth graders that the mayor eats cats

smoking, drinking, cracking and showing the MIDDLE FINGER (DJP), Thursday, 14 November 2013 23:34 (eleven years ago)

I think the idea of eating cats or eating humans will be equally traumatizing, so we'll probably just do some math instead.

I'm getting a sense that the province may step in after all. Wynne (Liberal premier) sounds like she's ready to. Maybe it's just a case of getting the other two parties to co-operate--I know there's generally a hands-off policy, but I don't think they're in danger of setting bad precedent here. These would seem to be extraordinary circumstances not likely to be even remotely replicated any time soon. There were council members who turned their backs on Ford in session today.

clemenza, Thursday, 14 November 2013 23:48 (eleven years ago)

can't be that long until he is convicted of something, can it?

flopson, Thursday, 14 November 2013 23:55 (eleven years ago)

http://i1059.photobucket.com/albums/t427/sayhey1/ford_zps753c57d0.jpg

clemenza, Friday, 15 November 2013 00:04 (eleven years ago)

That'll look great in the history books, with caption explaining that the issue at stake was a surplus of cunnilingus.

jmm, Friday, 15 November 2013 00:22 (eleven years ago)

It is so hard for me to believe that photo isn't shopped.

polyphonic, Friday, 15 November 2013 00:31 (eleven years ago)

Why is everyone turned away from him?

Immediate Follower (NA), Friday, 15 November 2013 00:35 (eleven years ago)

dude is making marion berry look statesman-like

mookieproof, Friday, 15 November 2013 00:41 (eleven years ago)

Why is everyone turned away from him?

It's a protest against him, I think.

polyphonic, Friday, 15 November 2013 00:42 (eleven years ago)

http://globalnews.ca/news/967023/councillors-turn-their-back-to-mayor-rob-ford-in-protest/

That, plus it's like looking away from a traffic accident.

clemenza, Friday, 15 November 2013 00:42 (eleven years ago)

That's funny--a couple of them sneak a peek when he brings out the giant novelty cheque.

clemenza, Friday, 15 November 2013 00:44 (eleven years ago)

it is so cute that the framers of toronto's political process couldn't even imagine a person so shameless as to make impeachment/recall procedures necessary

mookieproof, Friday, 15 November 2013 00:45 (eleven years ago)

Ha ha, that's such a weak response to what this guy's done.

Immediate Follower (NA), Friday, 15 November 2013 00:56 (eleven years ago)

I wouldn't blame them, though--as mookieproof's post indicates, anything they're permitted do right now is pretty much symbolic. I think they're doing as much as they can in seeking intervention from the Premier, and in trying to minimize his powers.

clemenza, Friday, 15 November 2013 01:08 (eleven years ago)

Walking out would be even better, but I think turning your back isn't a bad way to express your contempt.

clemenza, Friday, 15 November 2013 01:10 (eleven years ago)

Ha ha, that's such a weak response to what this guy's done.

― Immediate Follower (NA), Friday, 15 November 2013 00:56 (17 minutes ago) Permalink

why is that weak? what should they do, break a chair over his head?

flopson, Friday, 15 November 2013 01:15 (eleven years ago)

"Ineffectual" was the word I was looking for.

Immediate Follower (NA), Friday, 15 November 2013 01:16 (eleven years ago)

It's just so out of proportion with what he did that they might as well have not done it. What was the point? To try and shame him? I think he has evolved beyond shame.

Immediate Follower (NA), Friday, 15 November 2013 01:17 (eleven years ago)

it can be an effective response when it gets picked up by the media as a symbol/meme, which is what appears to be happening.

sleeve, Friday, 15 November 2013 01:19 (eleven years ago)

what could they do that would be proportional to what he did tho?

flopson, Friday, 15 November 2013 01:23 (eleven years ago)

they should throw shoes at him

mookieproof, Friday, 15 November 2013 01:24 (eleven years ago)

Again, a McCarthy parallel:

After his censure, McCarthy continued senatorial duties for another two-and-a-half years, but his career as a major public figure had been unmistakably ruined. His colleagues in the Senate avoided him; his speeches on the Senate floor were delivered to a near-empty chamber, or were received with conspicuous displays of inattention.

"Blather away, no one's listening and no one even feels an obligation to pretend to listen anymore" is even worse if you're supposed to be running the show, I think.

clemenza, Friday, 15 November 2013 01:25 (eleven years ago)

what could they do that would be proportional to what he did tho?

― flopson, Thursday, November 14, 2013 7:23 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Nothing, that's my point! I'm not criticizing them, really, it just seems silly.

Immediate Follower (NA), Friday, 15 November 2013 01:26 (eleven years ago)

agree it would be cool if councillors just straight up started heckling him

flopson, Friday, 15 November 2013 01:35 (eleven years ago)

BBC began with a story about a huge child porn bust in Toronto, and honestly I was waiting for this guy's name to pop up.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 15 November 2013 01:40 (eleven years ago)

i believe him when he says he's not an addict. he's just a party animal

flopson, Friday, 15 November 2013 02:15 (eleven years ago)

is there some reason that his troubles have led him to wear a jersey or is that just how he rolls in the chamber

j., Friday, 15 November 2013 02:21 (eleven years ago)

Nah he wears sports stuff all the time because he's just an ordinary (millionaire crackhead) guy.

everything, Friday, 15 November 2013 02:29 (eleven years ago)

football jerseys are a comfortable clothing option for a man of his size

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 15 November 2013 03:13 (eleven years ago)

'ill have to take legal action against the waiter who said i was doing lines at the beer market'

loooool

lag∞n, Friday, 15 November 2013 15:34 (eleven years ago)

http://www.cnn.com/2013/11/15/world/toronto-mayor-rob-ford/index.html?hpt=hp_t1

y'all this whole thing (the salacious details and the council's attempts to usurp him) is FASCINATING

guitar is coffee (DJP), Friday, 15 November 2013 16:23 (eleven years ago)

Well, that makes one person who wants to strip Rob Ford.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 15 November 2013 16:26 (eleven years ago)

:|

socki (s1ocki), Friday, 15 November 2013 16:27 (eleven years ago)

more like 39 people in favour of, erm... ugh

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 15 November 2013 16:29 (eleven years ago)

I'm pretty sure Rob Ford is 100% pro-stripping.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 15 November 2013 16:35 (eleven years ago)

Saw him on TV in a nice tie made up of footballs.

Bailey (Collins) Lover (Eazy), Friday, 15 November 2013 16:50 (eleven years ago)

http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/toronto/rob-ford-stripped-of-key-powers-in-council-vote-1.2426988

There'll be another vote Monday to take away most of his staff and budget, and to move them over to the deputy mayor. Ford's reaction? He says he'll sue, and--he says this with great sadness in his voice--that will cost the taxpayers a ton of money. Having just watched The Dead Zone last week, that made me think of this:

http://www.zengardner.com/files/medium_prezsheen.jpg

clemenza, Friday, 15 November 2013 22:24 (eleven years ago)

Was talking to my stepdad tonight - kinda guy who grew up in a similar world to rob & whose friends are similar losers (but hey, family!) and his suspicion is his friends pass him a pipe to pep him up when he's falling down drunk, which I think is probably a good bet that I hadn't considered

Even my stepdad thinks he shouldn't be the mayor now though, so

she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Saturday, 16 November 2013 00:10 (eleven years ago)

Does that actually say "electric chair would be too good"?

famous for hits! (seandalai), Saturday, 16 November 2013 01:57 (eleven years ago)

I mean, I know the mayor is a crackhead, but still...

famous for hits! (seandalai), Saturday, 16 November 2013 01:58 (eleven years ago)

He almost looks normal in that photo.

c21m50nh3x460n, Saturday, 16 November 2013 03:13 (eleven years ago)

That's Doug, if not obvious

she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Saturday, 16 November 2013 03:37 (eleven years ago)

What's cirled in the background? Can't see it on my phone.

franny glass, Saturday, 16 November 2013 03:49 (eleven years ago)

bottle of booze

lag∞n, Saturday, 16 November 2013 04:22 (eleven years ago)

Oh, snap. I totally forgot he has a twin brother.

Ya, it looks like there's a bottle of vodka or something in the back.

c21m50nh3x460n, Saturday, 16 November 2013 05:27 (eleven years ago)

not a twin

socki (s1ocki), Saturday, 16 November 2013 05:49 (eleven years ago)

OK, so I guess that's actually Whitey Bulger for whom the electric chair is too good, just to clarify.

Sir Lord Baltimora (Myonga Vön Bontee), Saturday, 16 November 2013 06:14 (eleven years ago)

That's nuts.

c21m50nh3x460n, Saturday, 16 November 2013 06:28 (eleven years ago)

kill whitey

ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Sunday, 17 November 2013 00:15 (eleven years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NRdXOr-uYlU

c21m50nh3x460n, Sunday, 17 November 2013 05:42 (eleven years ago)

http://www.thestar.com/news/city_hall/2013/11/15/rob_fords_true_victims_may_be_those_closest_to_him_dimanno_1.html

Did we get to the allegation that he's beaten his wife?

Plasmon, Sunday, 17 November 2013 16:07 (eleven years ago)

Barbra Amiel is still the worst writer in Canada. http://www2.macleans.ca/2013/11/16/id-take-rob-ford-over-some-i-could-name/

pauls00, Monday, 18 November 2013 00:43 (eleven years ago)

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/6/67/RoundersPoster.jpg/220px-RoundersPoster.jpg

how's life, Monday, 18 November 2013 00:56 (eleven years ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BZUPPHcCQAAJJNQ.png

lag∞n, Monday, 18 November 2013 01:25 (eleven years ago)

SNL can't even nail the world's easiest target

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2fcNDlhHFNw

a fifth of misty beethoven (cryptosicko), Monday, 18 November 2013 13:53 (eleven years ago)

I'll watch that when I get a minute. I'd only seen an excerpt from a newspaper article--really, really bad.

clemenza, Monday, 18 November 2013 14:06 (eleven years ago)

I mean, with all of the ammo Ford provides, they still resort to "LOL @ Canadians talking funny!" The 60 Minutes bit was the only thing that even made me smile, but even then, why not frame the whole sketch as a combo Ford/60 Minutes spoof, with Ford spewing obvious bullshit and Lara Logan smiling and nodding complacently at it all?

a fifth of misty beethoven (cryptosicko), Monday, 18 November 2013 14:15 (eleven years ago)

The crack-under-the-table bit was so bad...To guide them, the first thing I would have done is think of Ford in terms of Chris Farley--I would have had Moynihan imitate Farley rather than Ford (which I suppose would have added the meta angle everyone was complaining about on the SNL thread, but still). Farley's over-excitable, eager-to-please boy-scout persona would have been perfect, I think. Moynihan had a bit of that, but not nearly enough.

clemenza, Monday, 18 November 2013 14:35 (eleven years ago)

yeah that was terrible, they were just making fun of canadians, there was no ford there

lag∞n, Monday, 18 November 2013 14:37 (eleven years ago)

Well, I'm glad all these piddly distractions haven't dampened his enthusiasm:

http://www.thestar.com/news/gta/2013/11/17/rob_ford_talks_to_fox_news_i_am_training_every_day.html

clemenza, Monday, 18 November 2013 19:08 (eleven years ago)

http://www2.macleans.ca/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/fordcouncilmeeting.gif

polyphonic, Monday, 18 November 2013 20:01 (eleven years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QB1dJeMtb08

polyphonic, Monday, 18 November 2013 20:13 (eleven years ago)

who was he trying to get to

lag∞n, Monday, 18 November 2013 20:14 (eleven years ago)

Wow, the comments on that video.

Derek Suboticki
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President of Earth, where do I vote
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Tom Callow
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He was going after someone else, but the lady in green was in the way, he ran into her inadvertently, and he stopped going for the other target and he picked her up
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Margaret-Paula Pigg
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The stands are stuffed with city union and special interest troughers invited by these communist councillors that are trying to seize control of the city's cash. I'm surprised Rob has remained calm for as long as he has. Pam was not the target. Stop with the he 'attacked her' crap.
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Matthew MacKorbat
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What was this reporter seeing? He didn't attack her or deliberate attack her or anything remotely like that. He wasn't even looking her way and never did. Doesn't this man make a big enough fool of himself on his own?

jmm, Monday, 18 November 2013 20:26 (eleven years ago)

he didnt attack her he simply knocked her over in a blind rage while attempting to attack someone else and jeez who can blame him

lag∞n, Monday, 18 November 2013 20:28 (eleven years ago)

I guess these people are really buying into that "it's not my fault because I was drunk" narrative

guitar is coffee (DJP), Monday, 18 November 2013 20:30 (eleven years ago)

If you assume he's always drunk he has nothing to apologise for.

famous for hits! (seandalai), Monday, 18 November 2013 21:19 (eleven years ago)

http://d3j5vwomefv46c.cloudfront.net/photos/large/822599465.gif

certified skeleton fucker (reddening), Monday, 18 November 2013 21:48 (eleven years ago)

the sad little ineffectual slap she gives him!

certified skeleton fucker (reddening), Monday, 18 November 2013 21:50 (eleven years ago)

are we sure rob ford didn't see that lady was about to fall, sprint over to her, and catch her just in time? because that's how that looks

twist boat veterans for stability (k3vin k.), Monday, 18 November 2013 21:51 (eleven years ago)

idk guys, it sure looks like rob ford was just advancing eagerly to a podium and she grabbed him and pulled him down, and her friend to the left gave a bit of a shove to poor rob, who had no chance.

christmas candy bar (al leong), Monday, 18 November 2013 21:57 (eleven years ago)

The Ford brothers will debut in “Ford Nation,” a political talk show-turned-reality TV show on the Sun News Network at 8 pm Monday night.

How can I watch this from America

polyphonic, Monday, 18 November 2013 22:32 (eleven years ago)

please, please... please don't!

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 18 November 2013 23:54 (eleven years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/h0s0F.gif

if you look closely, you can see that lady coming unabated to the mayor

mookieproof, Monday, 18 November 2013 23:59 (eleven years ago)

http://cjzero.com/gifs/RobFordTackleLBJBarber.gif

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 19 November 2013 00:52 (eleven years ago)

http://www.livenewschat.eu/cbc-canada/

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

polyphonic, Tuesday, 19 November 2013 01:02 (eleven years ago)

look at the camera dude

mookieproof, Tuesday, 19 November 2013 01:15 (eleven years ago)

omg he compared council stripping his powers to saddam hussein attacking kuwait

mookieproof, Tuesday, 19 November 2013 01:21 (eleven years ago)

the comparisons to Jesus and Lady Di have also been....uh...something. I was going to say "entertaining", but they are not that.

pauls00, Tuesday, 19 November 2013 02:20 (eleven years ago)

There was also talk of "White Obama"

Fiddler on a hot tin roof (ed.b), Tuesday, 19 November 2013 02:31 (eleven years ago)

Just before the Kuwait stuff today--which was surreal--he was really slopping around in Checkers territory, talking about his bible-teaching father's admonition to never cast the first stone, and how much he cares about poor people. Quite bathetic.

clemenza, Tuesday, 19 November 2013 03:12 (eleven years ago)

ok, the surreal "white obama" quote from brother Doug apparently derived from this deeply stupid article (before Robbie got actually elected), from a National Post opinion piece. Waaaay out of context of course, 'cause this is Doug talking: http://fullcomment.nationalpost.com/2010/08/19/tasha-kheiriddin-rob-ford-the-barack-obama-of-toronto/. In retrospect, the article is like a big flashing warning sign...not like we needed it.

pauls00, Tuesday, 19 November 2013 04:34 (eleven years ago)

im the white obama of toronto tho, there cant be two

lag∞n, Tuesday, 19 November 2013 05:02 (eleven years ago)

That SNL skit was horrendous. Typical ribbing.

c21m50nh3x460n, Tuesday, 19 November 2013 05:04 (eleven years ago)

Ughhh, as amusing as his stupid may be, reading about all the bullshit he and doug said in council today makes me so mad.

Fiddler on a hot tin roof (ed.b), Tuesday, 19 November 2013 06:20 (eleven years ago)

Long Peter Mansbridge sit-down with both of them last night:

http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/toronto/rob-ford-says-he-s-quit-drinking-has-had-come-to-jesus-moment-1.2430801

Some amazing cognitive dissonance from Rob at 6:15 (watch Mansbridge's reaction): "You don't hear about the scandals anymore." He then adds that he means financial scandals--useful clarification. Doug's stone-face through the first three minutes is unsettling.

clemenza, Tuesday, 19 November 2013 13:15 (eleven years ago)

I cannot help hearing this as "The people elected me -- the largest Man Date in Canada's history."

something of an astrological coup (tipsy mothra), Tuesday, 19 November 2013 13:19 (eleven years ago)

I've been vaguely following this like most people but why's his brother always there?

conrad, Tuesday, 19 November 2013 13:49 (eleven years ago)

Would love to know too how getting 47.1% of the vote is the largest mandate in Canadian history...He may as well have gone all out and said the largest mandate in the history of the world. A number of times a federal party here has gotten over 50% of the popular vote (which then translates into even bigger landslides in terms of parlimentary majorities), most recently Mulroney in '84. Provincially, I'm sure you'd find lots of landslides.

http://www.electionalmanac.com/ea/canada-popular-vote-results/

clemenza, Tuesday, 19 November 2013 13:53 (eleven years ago)

https://vine.co/v/hFzddD5qA1z

lag∞n, Tuesday, 19 November 2013 14:21 (eleven years ago)

Is it possible he's talking about personal vote (i.e. more actual individuals voted directly for him because he has the largest constituency which elects a particular individual)? I don't know if that's true in this case but it's a stat which gets trotted out about the Mayor of London (England) - parliamentary constiuencies are much smaller; the Prime Minister is elected by having the majority of MPs, rather than having a direct *personal* vote.

Tim, Tuesday, 19 November 2013 14:26 (eleven years ago)

(I'm not standing up for Ford's mandate being the largest mandate but that might be the shifty basis of that kind of claim, as I say it is oover here.)

Tim, Tuesday, 19 November 2013 14:27 (eleven years ago)

These are the longest 15 minutes any one has ever experienced.

Recap: http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/toronto/how-the-rob-ford-story-has-reached-beyond-our-borders/article15503446/

c21m50nh3x460n, Tuesday, 19 November 2013 17:21 (eleven years ago)

The (Toronto) Star clarifying a bunch of Ford's recent lies: http://www.thestar.com/news/city_hall/2013/11/18/a_reality_check_on_the_fords_pantsonfire_us_media_blitz.html

c21m50nh3x460n, Tuesday, 19 November 2013 17:36 (eleven years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/y4nSnJB.gifhttp://i.imgur.com/TogXUoI.gif

ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Tuesday, 19 November 2013 17:55 (eleven years ago)

im having a seizure

lag∞n, Tuesday, 19 November 2013 17:57 (eleven years ago)

re: his mandate, from here:
Ford was not elected with the strongest mandate in Canadian history. He was not even elected with the strongest mandate in Toronto history. By both measures of percentage and raw vote count, that title belongs to Mel Lastman since the city was amalgamated into the Toronto megacity. Lastman had approximately 100,000 more votes in 2000 than Ford did in the 2010 election, and he won 4 per cent more of the vote in 1997 than Ford did in 2010.

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 19 November 2013 18:16 (eleven years ago)

you have to remember, this man is a pathological lair. without shame or end. if you're unsure of something that came out of his mouth, don't even waste your time looking it up - it's bullshit.

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 19 November 2013 18:18 (eleven years ago)

I currently live in the US. You'd be surprised how many people ask me if some things he says/does are true.

c21m50nh3x460n, Tuesday, 19 November 2013 18:43 (eleven years ago)

wow, that mansbridge interview was pathetic.

brio, Tuesday, 19 November 2013 19:23 (eleven years ago)

can they just change all the locks at city hall?

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Tuesday, 19 November 2013 20:45 (eleven years ago)

http://www.robfordsoundboard.com

mookieproof, Tuesday, 19 November 2013 22:03 (eleven years ago)

and, their Sun Network show is cancelled after one episode! amazing.

pauls00, Tuesday, 19 November 2013 22:54 (eleven years ago)

Hahah beautiful.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 19 November 2013 23:08 (eleven years ago)

http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/toronto/sun-news-kills-ford-nation-tv-show/article15511486/

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 19 November 2013 23:12 (eleven years ago)

apparently 13 hours of work went into the one hour episode: not cost-effective!

pauls00, Tuesday, 19 November 2013 23:20 (eleven years ago)

that sounds a bit fishy to me (13 man-hours isn't that much really, especially for a PILOT tv show?) i bet it got squashed from above or something and that's their excuse

socki (s1ocki), Wednesday, 20 November 2013 00:08 (eleven years ago)

First call for resignation from a federal cabinet minister:

http://www.ctvnews.ca/politics/jason-kenney-calling-for-rob-ford-s-resignation-1.1550742

Not that that's going to sway anything, but seeing as the bombshell stuff just makes Ford dig in deeper, maybe death by a thousand paper cuts is the best hope.

With the TV show, I was wondering if there was sponsor pressure behind the scenes--that's one thing that gets TV and radio stations to buckle.

clemenza, Wednesday, 20 November 2013 00:14 (eleven years ago)

Can't wait for the recorded-in-basement podcast.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 20 November 2013 00:18 (eleven years ago)

apparently there was some sort of almost sponsor pressure. Canadian Tire had this to say on their twitter feed: "We've learned that a manufacturer(s) using our logo ran an ad on Ford Nation last night. We did not place the ad or target the show". Folks who'd seen the logo were all up in arms on the social medias, suggesting folks boycott CdnTire, until this post came along.

pauls00, Wednesday, 20 November 2013 02:15 (eleven years ago)

canadians are gonna boycott canadian tire sure and tim hortons

lag∞n, Wednesday, 20 November 2013 02:17 (eleven years ago)

canadian tire = not exactly loved

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 20 November 2013 02:50 (eleven years ago)

I love Canadian tire. That "Canadian tire money" they give you that is like a 3 cent discount,classic.

tell it to my arse (jim in glasgow), Wednesday, 20 November 2013 02:56 (eleven years ago)

i have a bag of bungee cords and a thermos i got at candian tire in my car

lag∞n, Wednesday, 20 November 2013 02:58 (eleven years ago)

At this point I'm mostly interested in what it's gonna take for Rob and Doug to break. Not just politically, but personally. What has to happen before the sheer wall of megalomania falls? I need catharsis here.

Fiddler on a hot tin roof (ed.b), Wednesday, 20 November 2013 03:23 (eleven years ago)

has don cherry offered any opinions about the fords lately?

mookieproof, Wednesday, 20 November 2013 03:40 (eleven years ago)

that Rob should "address" his "issues" (or something vague like that). no apology for stumping for a crack-smoking, pathological lying drunk driver he never met and also personally insulting 53% of the city.

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 20 November 2013 17:34 (eleven years ago)

http://www.thestar.com/news/city_hall/2013/11/20/mayor_rob_ford_pays_unannounced_visit_to_east_york_school.html

"I think he ran into a couple people in the hallway, said hello, and he left."

Define "ran into"...I would love so much if this were my school--I'm outside Toronto, though.

clemenza, Thursday, 21 November 2013 01:24 (eleven years ago)

This basically counts as no-news-is-good-news at this point.

http://news.nationalpost.com/2013/11/20/rob-ford-fitness-consultant-a-convicted-steroid-trafficker-banned-from-coaching-in-canada/

clemenza, Friday, 22 November 2013 01:53 (eleven years ago)

def thinking ford is juicing at this point

lag∞n, Friday, 22 November 2013 01:54 (eleven years ago)

I posted that basically because I'm addicted to posting anything by now, but it does underscore yet again how politically clueless Ford is. At just the most rudimentary level--amazing. Like when he said pussy last week. It wasn't even so much that he said it, but that if you watched him, there appeared to be not the faintest awareness that saying so might present a problem for him.

clemenza, Friday, 22 November 2013 02:05 (eleven years ago)

actually i could see him juicing, that would totally be his solution to his weight problem, take steroids and keep everything else the same

lag∞n, Friday, 22 November 2013 02:08 (eleven years ago)

Making the rounds today:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RUY6lDja-DE&feature=youtu.be

clemenza, Friday, 22 November 2013 02:12 (eleven years ago)

tommy boy is on netflix just fyi everyone

lag∞n, Friday, 22 November 2013 02:16 (eleven years ago)

I was up in the north part of the city yesterday and passed Don Bosco Secondary, where Rob was coaching football. (Realized I'd passed it a zillion times but never took notice before.) Such a perfect name for a Ford-associated school--"Bosco" was George's secret PIN# on Seinfeld.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YY03ymgskNI

clemenza, Sunday, 24 November 2013 16:57 (eleven years ago)

(I was thinking strictly of chocolate, but substitute "the coca plant!" for "the Cacao bean!" and it makes even more sense.)

clemenza, Sunday, 24 November 2013 17:01 (eleven years ago)

http://andrewwk.com/news/rob-ford-party-hard-t-shirt

Homo schaduwkabinet (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 27 November 2013 22:22 (eleven years ago)

two things i loath beyond words together at last.

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 27 November 2013 22:45 (eleven years ago)

Could be important:

http://news.nationalpost.com/2013/11/27/rob-ford-police-documents-including-wiretap-information-ordered-released-to-the-public/

Part of me thinks that things couldn't get any worse than what we saw last week, but I've thought that a couple times before, too. This story has been very good at getting worse and worse.

clemenza, Wednesday, 27 November 2013 22:45 (eleven years ago)

Yet at the same time, better and better!

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 27 November 2013 23:31 (eleven years ago)

http://www.thestar.com/news/city_hall/2013/11/29/rob_ford_and_doug_ford_plan_comeback_on_youtube.html

Hope they break new ground by getting dropped from YouTube. (As always, excellent political strategy. Shows a new seriousness, a signal that they're not cartoons after all.)

clemenza, Saturday, 30 November 2013 14:25 (eleven years ago)

Kinda getting a Benny Hill vibe from the guy:

http://lawblog505.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/Benny-Hill-3.jpg

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 2 December 2013 22:38 (eleven years ago)

What polyphonic's photo is all about:

http://sports.nationalpost.com/2013/12/01/rob-ford-attends-buffalo-bills-game-in-toronto-causing-a-scene-at-rogers-centre/

clemenza, Monday, 2 December 2013 23:51 (eleven years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/J6LdUIJ.gif

bizarro gazzara, Tuesday, 3 December 2013 10:46 (eleven years ago)

heyooo http://www.thestar.com/news/city_hall/2013/12/04/rob_ford_crack_video_motive_for_smith_murder_police_told.html

le goon (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 4 December 2013 22:21 (eleven years ago)

That was the lead story on the radio coming home, yet they didn't go near the obvious implication (the Star piece doesn't seem to either, from a very quick skim): Ford could be an accessory to murder. I guess I wouldn't be shocked if he were actually in prison a year from now.

clemenza, Wednesday, 4 December 2013 23:29 (eleven years ago)

yeah thats been the obvious dot to connect since the beginning of this thing

lag∞n, Wednesday, 4 December 2013 23:34 (eleven years ago)

clearly the media isnt gonna speculate on that level but like you say the guy who has the tape got murdered huh intersting

lag∞n, Wednesday, 4 December 2013 23:35 (eleven years ago)

If the video was indeed the motive for the murder, and there's proof of that (not sure what form that would take), then it would seem that the only out for Ford is that he's got some unusually loyal friends who went behind his back and committed murder for him. Some intersection of Haldeman/Erlichman and The Maltese Falcon: someone's got to take the fall. (Way ahead of myself, I know.)

clemenza, Wednesday, 4 December 2013 23:45 (eleven years ago)

or two parties were competing for bribery material

zanarkand bozo (abanana), Wednesday, 4 December 2013 23:47 (eleven years ago)

Pretty sure Nick Denton killed the guy with his bare hands

polyphonic, Wednesday, 4 December 2013 23:49 (eleven years ago)

(xpost) Yeah...that hadn't occurred to me.

clemenza, Wednesday, 4 December 2013 23:50 (eleven years ago)

I'm not at all saying he had anything to do with any of this, but you know who we haven't heard from in a while?

http://media.cmgdigital.com/shared/lt/lt_cache/thumbnail/188/img/photos/2012/09/01/9a/87/People-Randy-Quaid_577063a.jpg

Just sayin'. I know he and his wife were denied refugee status in Canada not long ago ...

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 4 December 2013 23:54 (eleven years ago)

http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/toronto/publication-ban-on-rob-ford-and-sandro-lisi-documents-reveal-new-information/article15758024/?page=2

"The newly released documents state that although Toronto police were initially interested in whether the Ford video might have been connected to Mr. Smith’s death, investigators have ruled out that the two event are related."

franny glass, Thursday, 5 December 2013 01:19 (eleven years ago)

No details really, just that they have other info that ruled it out.

franny glass, Thursday, 5 December 2013 01:23 (eleven years ago)

dang

lag∞n, Thursday, 5 December 2013 01:54 (eleven years ago)

what if toronto pd staged a coup and overthrew rob ford

|$̲̅(̲̅ιοο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅| (gr8080), Thursday, 5 December 2013 01:58 (eleven years ago)

i wouldnt put it past canada theyve really grown up a lot recently

lag∞n, Thursday, 5 December 2013 02:00 (eleven years ago)

Ford's going to take me on a Gingrich-like journey of high hopes and dashed dreams.

clemenza, Thursday, 5 December 2013 02:03 (eleven years ago)

The cops say there's no connection between Ford and the murder of Anthony Smith, which they say was basically a beef between thugs.

But Ford didn't know that - there was street level gossip that made it's way to the mayor's office suggesting Smith was killed over the video. So as far as he knew, the video might have been connected to a murder and he carried on with the extortion plot to destroy the video... which would have been evidence in a murder.

There's also Abdullhi Harun, the kid who was shot on the 17th floor of 320 Dixon - exactly where Rob told 2 of his staffers he thought the tape was. According to Ford's ex-Chief of Staff, a thug who worked for Ford named David Price told him the video was being dealt with "as we speak" on or around May 21, the same day Harun was shot. The guy who Harun called after he was shot was his close associate Muhammad Siyad, who helped him down the elevator. Siyad is the guy who had earlier tried to sell the video to Gawker and the Star.

The Harun shooting might not be directly linked to Ford - but it sure seems connected to the video.

brio, Thursday, 5 December 2013 05:11 (eleven years ago)

also has apparently done heroin now too.

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 5 December 2013 07:39 (eleven years ago)

Great piece in the National Post methodically outlining the violence caused by Ford's actions here. This is what I was talking about back in May when I said this story was really going to break based on what happened at Dixon Road, not City Hall. Also worth reading as an antidote to the perception that Rob Ford story is just a goofy Chris Farley romp.

http://news.nationalpost.com/2013/12/04/rob-ford-crack-video-was-allegedly-on-murdered-toronto-teens-phone-and-was-motive-for-shooting-police-files/

brio, Thursday, 5 December 2013 14:07 (eleven years ago)

Imagine how different the reaction here in Toronto would have been if it was white kids getting shot, assaulted, kidnapped, threatened, and run out of town over this.

brio, Thursday, 5 December 2013 14:11 (eleven years ago)

def would have gotten a lot more press if it was a gang of blonde Scandinavian girls that were attempting to blackmail him!

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 5 December 2013 15:01 (eleven years ago)

Since May all I've ever wanted in life was a picture of Ford in jail or in handcuffs so i could frame it and put it on my wall. Still keeping hopes high.

Fiddler on a hot tin roof (ed.b), Thursday, 5 December 2013 16:08 (eleven years ago)

https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/409029861940797440

|$̲̅(̲̅ιοο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅| (gr8080), Friday, 6 December 2013 18:44 (eleven years ago)

http://www.ctvnews.ca/polopoly_fs/1.1579312!/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/landscape_620/image.jpg

Finishes up just down the road from me--didn't even realize it was today, or that he'd be there, else I might have gone down and nabbed me one of those candy canes.

http://www.ctvnews.ca/canada/despite-objections-rob-ford-attends-santa-claus-parade-in-etobicoke-1.1579275

clemenza, Saturday, 7 December 2013 20:56 (eleven years ago)

so, convicted criminal and noted bloviator Conrad "Tubby" Black "interviewed" Ford this evening. Apparently it was softballs all the way. Couldn't bear to watch, but there's commetary on Twitter via #fordvsblack or at http://www.thestar.com/news/city_hall/2013/12/09/live_rob_ford_interview_with_conrad_black.html.

pauls00, Tuesday, 10 December 2013 03:08 (eleven years ago)

Ughhh, That's something I'd only watch if it ended in a fight to their mutual deaths.

Fiddler on a hot tin roof (ed.b), Tuesday, 10 December 2013 07:16 (eleven years ago)

off camera fords casually asking black what prisons like hypothetically if on the first day he shd find the biggest meanest guy and knock him out

lag∞n, Tuesday, 10 December 2013 15:52 (eleven years ago)

so the main story coming out of that pathetic farce is that Ford suggested a reporter - who's main crime was checking out a plot of land Ford was trying to get the city to sell him on the cheap - is a pedophile. lawyers are literally amassing as i type.

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 10 December 2013 16:54 (eleven years ago)

As It Happens absolutely nailed Conrad Black to the wall for the Ford interview and letting the pedophile insinuation go unchallenged. So great:

http://www.thestar.com/news/gta/2013/12/11/rob_ford_a_transcript_of_carol_offs_interview_with_conrad_black_on_as_it_happens.html

I hope the whole Conrad Black episode shows other attention-whores and would-be rehabilitators of the Fords that they'll just get covered in shit if they roll around with this pig.

brio, Thursday, 12 December 2013 16:29 (eleven years ago)

shit and *publicity*!!! :D :o :D

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 12 December 2013 18:43 (eleven years ago)

so it's back to court for Ford, who *will* be getting sued for libel!

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 12 December 2013 23:07 (eleven years ago)

I suppose just a completely unfiltered demonstration of how everyone gets elected, but still: political instincts questionable.

http://news.nationalpost.com/2013/12/12/doug-ford-hands-out-20-bills-to-public-housing-residents-accused-of-vote-buying/

clemenza, Thursday, 12 December 2013 23:23 (eleven years ago)

regarding the $20 bills: https://twitter.com/stephenlautens/status/411261018157752320/photo/1

pauls00, Thursday, 12 December 2013 23:35 (eleven years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/2Mmdd34.png

lag∞n, Monday, 16 December 2013 19:40 (eleven years ago)

So sorry, he said:

http://www.thestar.com/news/city_hall/2013/12/17/rob_ford_apologizes_to_daniel_dale.html

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 17 December 2013 16:42 (eleven years ago)

He actually meant to call him an audiophile, one of those people who pompously listen to the Ramones on high-end stereo systems. It just came out wrong.

clemenza, Tuesday, 17 December 2013 20:27 (eleven years ago)

Prior to the Dale apology, Ford issued another apology today for saying council members who voted a certain way yesterday were corrupt. Somewhere in there, council member Adam Vaughan apologized for something he said yesterday about...OxyContin? I only caught part of that.

Myself, I'd like to apologize for so many Rob Ford posts.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xkDIF9zSsc8

clemenza, Tuesday, 17 December 2013 22:18 (eleven years ago)

still getting sued for libel tho!

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 18 December 2013 03:28 (eleven years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/17ejp9A.jpg

|$̲̅(̲̅ιοο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅| (gr8080), Friday, 20 December 2013 21:49 (eleven years ago)

Life is.... Too Fat

Ayn Rand Akbar (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 20 December 2013 21:55 (eleven years ago)

love the rando in the back

From the Album No Baby for You! (Matt P), Friday, 20 December 2013 22:46 (eleven years ago)

so not gonna happen

From the Album No Baby for You! (Matt P), Friday, 20 December 2013 22:47 (eleven years ago)

more innocent times:

http://phildellio.tripod.com/mayor.jpg

Ayn Rand Akbar (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 20 December 2013 22:54 (eleven years ago)

too short 4 mayor

if you stan for nothing you'll fall for everything (symsymsym), Saturday, 21 December 2013 12:31 (eleven years ago)

otm

lag∞n, Saturday, 21 December 2013 15:13 (eleven years ago)

A more innocent time

Ayn Rand Akbar (Shakey Mo Collier), Saturday, 21 December 2013 15:38 (eleven years ago)

too crack

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Saturday, 21 December 2013 18:20 (eleven years ago)

so crack

socki (s1ocki), Saturday, 21 December 2013 21:20 (eleven years ago)

P. Hilarious that Toronto Life magazine already had a headline reading "Rob Fords very, very, very bad yeAr" back in May BEFORE the crack story even broke

Sir Lord Baltimora (Myonga Vön Bontee), Saturday, 21 December 2013 22:20 (eleven years ago)

Rob's No Good Very Bad Year

mh, Saturday, 21 December 2013 22:30 (eleven years ago)

Rumours of substance abuse and bad behaviour had already been swirling around for some time. One person I talked to who used to work for the City said the rumours started almost as soon as Ford was elected.

fields of salmon, Monday, 23 December 2013 04:19 (eleven years ago)

as a councilor or mayor? i'd heard stuff about him abusing coke back when he was just a hilarious city councilor saying ignorant things from the sidelines.

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 23 December 2013 04:25 (eleven years ago)

I heard only stuff from his time as mayor, but the people I know are pretty young recent graduate types.

fields of salmon, Monday, 23 December 2013 04:28 (eleven years ago)

That St. Patrick's Day story was common knowledge among my politico friends, like, the day after, and their attitude was "he's done, soon as The Star breaks the story" lol

pretty krulls make glaives (flamboyant goon tie included), Monday, 23 December 2013 04:43 (eleven years ago)

all the shit started before he was mayor... there was the DUI + drug bust in Florida that came out during the election, and the offering to score oxy for a constituent during the election, and the crazy drunken hockey game rage-fest while he was a councillor - all those got reported on extensively - plus there's been rumours about the high school hash dealing and beating up renata for years

nothing sticks to him, it's really unbelievable. I just don't get it. I still think he could win next year. It's mind-boggling.

brio, Monday, 23 December 2013 06:07 (eleven years ago)

the crazy drunken hockey game rage-fest while he was a councillor

the craziest thing for me with that one is how *emphatically* he denied this very easily proven story. it boggles the mind.

anyways - i'm certain he's done next election. i think in the latest survey only about 18% of people said they were likely to vote for him. but still - that 18% makes me weep inside for humanity.

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 23 December 2013 06:25 (eleven years ago)

I'm surprised to see him out front on the ice storm, rather than Kelly--I thought he'd been reduced to ceremonial stuff only. I imagine he'll get a temporary boost, just for looking rational and concerned, but I agree, no chance at reelection. You keep hearing he's still got 40% support. As I said upthread, I think that's simply 40% of the city who reflexively side with him vs. the media. Inside a voting booth, I'd say at least half of them won't be able to get past "Do I really want him around for four more years, though?"

clemenza, Monday, 23 December 2013 16:57 (eleven years ago)

looks to me like Kelly is the one infront of this one!
http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/toronto/article16087520.ece/ALTERNATES/w220/icestorm-toronto23nw1.JPG

the only thing Ford seems to be getting credit for is not declaring a state of emergency. not that it's right or wrong - it just looks like the only decision he's made.

and the 40% number we've seen banded about most recently is people who won't 100% rule him out iirc. the headlines were kind of misleading - his actual support is way below that.

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 23 December 2013 18:06 (eleven years ago)

According to my friend, Kelly only takes over if a state of emergency is officially declared. And the only person...now I get it.

clemenza, Monday, 23 December 2013 23:08 (eleven years ago)

Yeah, I understand the 40-42% approval is misleading - but given everything we know to be true, everything he's admitted to, and the unproven stuff anyone reasonable person can put together regarding his involvement with Lisi & extortion it's still jaw-droppingly high... I know it feels like a long shot but I still wouldn't count him out.

He's riding out the storm looking good, despite the Star reporting he was unreachable on Saturday morning and held a press conference without ever having been briefed by city staff, and his staff tweeting incorrect info: http://www.thestar.com/news/gta/2013/12/23/mayor_rob_ford_mia_during_morning_of_storm_recovery.html

brio, Tuesday, 24 December 2013 02:30 (eleven years ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BcOhHFbCUAEAW-Y.jpg

Ralph Steadman's take on a Rob Ford.

Plasmon, Tuesday, 24 December 2013 14:03 (eleven years ago)

wow

socki (s1ocki), Tuesday, 24 December 2013 14:52 (eleven years ago)

I am speechless

pretty krulls make glaives (flamboyant goon tie included), Tuesday, 24 December 2013 15:21 (eleven years ago)

harsh

lag∞n, Tuesday, 24 December 2013 15:28 (eleven years ago)

His tie knots never look that good.

Survivalist Compound Row (B.L.A.M.), Tuesday, 24 December 2013 15:32 (eleven years ago)

nice.

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 24 December 2013 21:16 (eleven years ago)

At worst, that is only offensive to pigs. Also, what's he doing by the Berlin TV tower?

Fiddler on a hot tin roof (ed.b), Tuesday, 24 December 2013 22:59 (eleven years ago)

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8vvobsiPj1qzfsnio2_500.jpg
Where's the crack?

woah did you see that hummingbird over there? anyway, meth (sunny successor), Tuesday, 31 December 2013 17:02 (eleven years ago)

aw

lag∞n, Tuesday, 31 December 2013 17:06 (eleven years ago)

He's been giving daily briefings all through the ice storm, so something I've been aware of for a while has really sunk in: he speaks in the weirdest cadences this side of Sarah Palin. Not random like her, but every sentence has this undercurrent of "I'm sentient, I'm standing up, I'm in charge.

clemenza, Tuesday, 31 December 2013 17:46 (eleven years ago)

pure bullshitters the both

lag∞n, Tuesday, 31 December 2013 17:55 (eleven years ago)

"I'm sentient, I'm standing up, I'm in charge."

All debatable.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 31 December 2013 18:16 (eleven years ago)

That's really what I meant; it's more like he's talking to, and trying to convince, himself, which adds this weird level of standing-outside-himself to the rise and fall of his voice.

clemenza, Tuesday, 31 December 2013 18:29 (eleven years ago)

No surprise, but yikes anyway:

http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/toronto/rob-ford-files-papers-for-mayoral-re-election-1.2481453

clemenza, Thursday, 2 January 2014 15:25 (eleven years ago)

Approval rating up to 47% post-ice storm (says notoriously shitty pro-conservative pollster Forum - but still...)
http://www.torontosun.com/2014/01/08/ice-storm-response-thaws-mayor-rob-fords-approval-rating-poll

brio, Wednesday, 8 January 2014 17:03 (eleven years ago)

and also says shitty pro-conservative birdcage liner.

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 8 January 2014 17:20 (eleven years ago)

I really hope that's right - just feel like it's still too early to count him out.

brio, Wednesday, 8 January 2014 18:54 (eleven years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iXpwflzSF4M

|$̲̅(̲̅ιοο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅| (gr8080), Tuesday, 21 January 2014 19:59 (eleven years ago)

Jesus christ, that's like a comical to-the-letter impression of someone who is drunk.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 21 January 2014 20:10 (eleven years ago)

this guy gets fn demolished

lag∞n, Tuesday, 21 January 2014 20:11 (eleven years ago)

REMOVE YA

Dan I., Tuesday, 21 January 2014 21:24 (eleven years ago)


These Pretzels Are Making Me Thirsty
11 minutes ago

This is why people like him he's a real dude, not this fakeass Politically correct bullshit that NOBODY is actually like.

an enormous bolus of flatulence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 21 January 2014 21:41 (eleven years ago)

Not surprisingly, dominated the news station I listened to on the way home. (Should have flipped over to John Tory's show.) Reaction of other councilors ranging from "sympathetic disappointment" to angry condemnation. As a bonus, there was a Jamaican community leader speaking out against him. (Weird inclusion near the top of 680's story--that Jimmy Kimmel had tweeted out the link. Our local media is as obsessed with late-night coverage of this story as late-night is with Ford.)

clemenza, Wednesday, 22 January 2014 00:45 (eleven years ago)

So there's another video out now - possibly (likely) shot before the recent drunk (high) video - showing Ford sitting down with his drug dealer homeboy Lisi!

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 22 January 2014 02:56 (eleven years ago)

And I mean right before.

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 22 January 2014 02:57 (eleven years ago)

I look at that video and it's like it's 1980 and my drunk friends and I are stopping off at Apache Burger on the way home from Larry's Hideaway. Only difference is that we weren't mayor, and cell phones didn't exist.

clemenza, Wednesday, 22 January 2014 03:17 (eleven years ago)

And your dealer back then was Doug.

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 22 January 2014 04:03 (eleven years ago)

“The entire world laughed at Jesus too . . ."

http://www.thestar.com/news/city_hall/2014/01/21/rob_ford_new_video_shows_mayor_rambling_slurring_his_words.html

something of an astrological coup (tipsy mothra), Wednesday, 22 January 2014 17:38 (eleven years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZV15UO0FdQE

|$̲̅(̲̅ιοο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅| (gr8080), Wednesday, 22 January 2014 18:40 (eleven years ago)

http://www.thestar.com/news/gta/2014/01/22/rob_ford_quiet_on_video_shoving_match_ensues.html

|$̲̅(̲̅ιοο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅| (gr8080), Wednesday, 22 January 2014 19:24 (eleven years ago)

this guy, I mean

SHAUN (DJP), Wednesday, 22 January 2014 19:27 (eleven years ago)

like a linebacker

|$̲̅(̲̅ιοο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅| (gr8080), Wednesday, 22 January 2014 19:36 (eleven years ago)

Minor setback, taxes-taxes-taxes, the taxpayers of this great city.

http://toronto.ctvnews.ca/rob-ford-rambling-video-was-a-minor-setback-1.1650688

clemenza, Wednesday, 22 January 2014 23:57 (eleven years ago)

you toronto guys are voting for him next time, right?

mh, Thursday, 23 January 2014 00:20 (eleven years ago)

If he follows through and runs (not yet convinced he will), and if it ever seriously looked like he was going to win (can't see it), I would, at the age of 52, and for the first time in my life, sign up as a volunteer for whatever candidate was running closest.

clemenza, Thursday, 23 January 2014 00:31 (eleven years ago)

He's already signed up! Iirc - so far it's hizhonour, Stintz and Pastasnacky.

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 23 January 2014 01:44 (eleven years ago)

I know he filed, but I figure that's a formality if you're even considering running. It doesn't rule out that he'd eventually withdraw (and lose whatever it costs to officially file, which probably isn't that much--$1,000?).

clemenza, Thursday, 23 January 2014 02:55 (eleven years ago)

I mean, I realize that's probably a fair amount of crack.

clemenza, Thursday, 23 January 2014 02:56 (eleven years ago)

or cheeseburgers

j., Thursday, 23 January 2014 02:57 (eleven years ago)

Or crackburgers

Ayn Rand Akbar (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 23 January 2014 03:11 (eleven years ago)

No way he would ever back out. Not in a million years.

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 23 January 2014 04:25 (eleven years ago)

Vote Pastaattackie!

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 23 January 2014 04:26 (eleven years ago)

I was just going to write in mh!
My dad ran in, I think, 2006. He got 3000 votes, probably on the strength of our somewhat funny last name.

she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Thursday, 23 January 2014 04:37 (eleven years ago)

"Finemusic"?!

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 23 January 2014 05:06 (eleven years ago)

Hell of a name, isn't it? (D1CK$)

she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Thursday, 23 January 2014 12:05 (eleven years ago)

I knew but had to

(D1CK$) (sic), Thursday, 23 January 2014 13:15 (eleven years ago)

I'm not sure what your requirements are but I probably don't qualify

mh, Thursday, 23 January 2014 14:42 (eleven years ago)

Ughhh, the standards have probably gotten pretty low by now

Fiddler on a hot tin roof (ed.b), Thursday, 23 January 2014 15:00 (eleven years ago)

fake up some canadian citizenship, I'll have a go at it

mh, Thursday, 23 January 2014 15:42 (eleven years ago)

mh will take your hard-earned tax dollars and spend them on imported iowa high-fructose corn syrup

vote for me instead -- i have a wendel clark souvenir cup

mookieproof, Thursday, 23 January 2014 15:54 (eleven years ago)

I will continue making it convenient for rich-ass gentrifiers to populate the waterfront, but I will then push through a massive expansion to the island airport making it completely unlivable.

mh, Thursday, 23 January 2014 16:21 (eleven years ago)

Daniel Dale ‏@ddale8 7m
Oops: CTV Toronto just tweeted out a link to a porn site ("Big Naturals") instead of a link to a story on Rob Ford's speech.

lol "big natural" is an excellent nickname for ford

lag∞n, Thursday, 23 January 2014 17:00 (eleven years ago)

lol how did i unfollow that guy RIGHT before that tweet

socki (s1ocki), Thursday, 23 January 2014 17:07 (eleven years ago)

bad karma man

lag∞n, Thursday, 23 January 2014 17:10 (eleven years ago)

I guess I know what news program I'll be watching when I get home!

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 23 January 2014 17:23 (eleven years ago)

can i just...

Toronto Mayor Rob Ford touted the fiscal achievements of his administration Thursday, during a speech to the Economic Club of Canada that was delayed for about an hour after he got stuck in an elevator.

http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/toronto/rob-ford-speech-delayed-after-he-
gets-stuck-in-elevator-1.2507712

|$̲̅(̲̅ιοο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅| (gr8080), Thursday, 23 January 2014 22:13 (eleven years ago)

I knew but had to

Honoured <3

she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Thursday, 23 January 2014 22:33 (eleven years ago)

xpost There are so many sad jokes in that picture it's hard to know where to begin.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 23 January 2014 22:55 (eleven years ago)

https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1/1459721_10151857111437027_123260143_n.jpg

Pretty good.

clemenza, Sunday, 26 January 2014 00:23 (eleven years ago)

they shd party def

lag∞n, Sunday, 26 January 2014 00:24 (eleven years ago)

http://www.torontosun.com/2014/01/31/budget-chief-denies-tickling-mayor-rob-ford

|$̲̅(̲̅ιοο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅| (gr8080), Friday, 31 January 2014 20:05 (eleven years ago)

that is the greatest headline I will ever read

SHAUN (DJP), Friday, 31 January 2014 20:07 (eleven years ago)

Passed the Steak Queen on the way to a friend's house the other night. (Turns out he lives about five minutes away.) Overwhelming tempation to go in there and start drunkenly ranting, hoping I might become a YouTube star.

clemenza, Friday, 31 January 2014 20:13 (eleven years ago)

plz plz plz tell me he was wearing a small, ill-fitting jacket while stuck in the elevator

How dare you tarnish the reputation of Turturro's yodel (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 31 January 2014 20:22 (eleven years ago)

http://storage.canoe.ca/v1/dynamic_resize/sws_path/suns-prod-images/1297520788910_ORIGINAL.jpg?quality=80&size=650x

How dare you tarnish the reputation of Turturro's yodel (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 31 January 2014 20:28 (eleven years ago)

"I know there's one thing you love even more than crack, big fella: being.....tickled!!!"

clemenza, Friday, 31 January 2014 21:01 (eleven years ago)

http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/Canada/2014/01/31/FORD_TICKLE_01.gif

lag∞n, Saturday, 1 February 2014 02:35 (eleven years ago)

Surprised the thread bump wasn't for the prison beating lawsuit, about which...
I doubt anything will come out of it, even if I have zero difficulty believing the allegations are wholly true.

Fiddler on a hot tin roof (ed.b), Saturday, 1 February 2014 04:23 (eleven years ago)

k.i.c.

jaymc, Saturday, 1 February 2014 06:26 (eleven years ago)

And http://globalnews.ca/news/1122528/breaking-rob-ford-reportedly-ticketed-in-vancouver-for-jaywalking-public-intoxication/

she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Saturday, 1 February 2014 07:03 (eleven years ago)

it took him two hours:

http://i.imgur.com/Kn7DJT8.png

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Saturday, 1 February 2014 09:49 (eleven years ago)

I'm not so sure at this point the spirit of Chris Farley hasn't possessed Rob Ford.

earlnash, Saturday, 1 February 2014 10:02 (eleven years ago)

Almost feels like we're in a hostage situation here. I'm sure he'll call a press conference on Monday to rail against taxes.

clemenza, Saturday, 1 February 2014 14:08 (eleven years ago)

Tackling, not tickling:

http://www.torontosun.com/2014/01/31/budget-chief-denies-tickling-mayor-rob-ford

May go to this Monday night--a little expensive, but the book is included.

http://prod5.agileticketing.net/WebSales/pages/info.aspx?evtinfo=19821~fff311b7-cdad-4e14-9ae4-a9905e1b9cb0&#.Uu0tIVfNnTo

clemenza, Saturday, 1 February 2014 17:22 (eleven years ago)

http://shelfies.com/collections/faves/products/rob-crack-commandments-sweater

http://i.imgur.com/iak6syE.jpg

|$̲̅(̲̅ιοο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅| (gr8080), Monday, 3 February 2014 18:29 (eleven years ago)

http://ca.rockworldeast.com/dimage/zoom/8520.jpg
Guy was wearing this at the grocery store today

francisF, Wednesday, 5 February 2014 01:28 (eleven years ago)

why was he at the grocery store?

The Wisdom of Gafflers (JoeStork), Wednesday, 5 February 2014 01:30 (eleven years ago)

He was at the grocery store, not the pussy store

mh, Wednesday, 5 February 2014 01:51 (eleven years ago)

whats the differnce am i right fellas

lag∞n, Wednesday, 5 February 2014 02:16 (eleven years ago)

oh you're talking about hole foods

mh, Wednesday, 5 February 2014 02:36 (eleven years ago)

ugh I am sorry

mh, Wednesday, 5 February 2014 02:37 (eleven years ago)

lol

lag∞n, Wednesday, 5 February 2014 03:03 (eleven years ago)

lol gross

the Norwegians are leaving! (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 5 February 2014 03:56 (eleven years ago)

ahhhhhhhaha

socki (s1ocki), Wednesday, 5 February 2014 14:38 (eleven years ago)

The first mayoral debate was actually last night:

http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/toronto/rob-ford-other-mayoral-candidates-meet-for-1st-debate-1.2525139

The other four went after Ford for not ever attending Toronto's Gay Pride parade. That's important, and they should. I hope they remember there's some other stuff to bring up too.

clemenza, Thursday, 6 February 2014 18:28 (eleven years ago)

ha.

i have the new brutal HOOS if you want it (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, 6 February 2014 18:59 (eleven years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dg7p3eLW3s0

Plasmon, Friday, 7 February 2014 15:30 (eleven years ago)

lmao

flopson, Friday, 7 February 2014 15:49 (eleven years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2wzVAa5Fxzo

|$̲̅(̲̅ιοο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅| (gr8080), Friday, 7 February 2014 18:19 (eleven years ago)

Robyn Doolittle was on the Daily Show the other night. She is so crushable!

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Saturday, 8 February 2014 17:53 (eleven years ago)

http://www.salon.com/2014/02/08/rob_ford_behind_the_scenes_he_wont_give_up_the_blow/

by robyn doolittle (who btw O.T.M. adam)

j., Saturday, 8 February 2014 20:29 (eleven years ago)

from forthcoming book

http://wpmedia.o.canada.com/2013/10/crazy_town1.jpg

j., Saturday, 8 February 2014 20:33 (eleven years ago)

When I said last week I was thinking of going to that reading, it had very little to do with the book; it was the picture of Robyn Doolittle they used for the ad.

(I didn't go after all, but I bought the book for 40% off somewhere else that same night.)

clemenza, Saturday, 8 February 2014 20:36 (eleven years ago)

from the national post:

http://wpmedia.arts.nationalpost.com/2014/02/webcrazytown.jpeg

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Saturday, 8 February 2014 20:58 (eleven years ago)

so crushing on robyn doolittle

|$̲̅(̲̅ιοο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅| (gr8080), Monday, 10 February 2014 16:42 (eleven years ago)

I'm about 100 pages into the book. A lot of unseemly family history I probably should have known about but didn't--never paid much attention to him until last year.

clemenza, Monday, 10 February 2014 17:11 (eleven years ago)

That didn't take long:

http://www.cbc.ca/news/arts/rob-ford-book-crazy-town-nets-film-deal-1.2530400

Jonah Hill, maybe. John Goodman's too old (17-year difference)--he can play Doug. Anne Hathaway as Robyn Doolittle, the Steak Queen as the Steak Queen, LMFAO on the soundtrack.

clemenza, Tuesday, 11 February 2014 02:38 (eleven years ago)

I would have said Ethan Suplee before I found out how much weight he lost a couple of years ago.

Fight the Powers that Be with this Powerful Les Paul! (DJP), Tuesday, 11 February 2014 02:44 (eleven years ago)

no way, caroline dhavernas! will meet content requirements that way too

http://iv1.lisimg.com/image/4189893/600full-caroline-dhavernas.jpg

http://www.torontolife.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/robyn-doolittle-qa.jpg

j., Tuesday, 11 February 2014 02:46 (eleven years ago)

that... is scary

Fight the Powers that Be with this Powerful Les Paul! (DJP), Tuesday, 11 February 2014 02:46 (eleven years ago)

i'm willing to bulk up for the right money/lines . . . so to speak

mookieproof, Tuesday, 11 February 2014 02:48 (eleven years ago)

that doolittle/dhavernas juxtaposition is food for an allcanadianslooksame type of website

mh, Tuesday, 11 February 2014 04:41 (eleven years ago)

what are youse guyse immigration policies lately

j., Tuesday, 11 February 2014 04:42 (eleven years ago)

We only allow smoking hot journalists to enter the country. Those smoking hot journalists work like dogs. They work their hearts out. They are workers non-stop. They sleep beside their MacBook Airs. That’s why they’re successful in life.

fields of salmon, Tuesday, 11 February 2014 10:30 (eleven years ago)

what, i like hot dogs, i have a macbook, i would make a wonderful canadian, this isn't fair, i thought you guys loved fairness

j., Tuesday, 11 February 2014 13:30 (eleven years ago)

make sure you determine where you're thinking of sneaking off to, I think quebec has a completely different set of rules

mh, Tuesday, 11 February 2014 15:39 (eleven years ago)

^^ thot this said 'smacking off', so well duh canada obviously, or anywhere that's not within just like an unseemly distance of one them reporter types what you got

j., Tuesday, 11 February 2014 15:42 (eleven years ago)

j, this article was published last week:

http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/politics/ten-ways-ottawa-is-changing-how-to-become-a-canadian-citizen/article16724611/

might be of relevance to you

, Tuesday, 11 February 2014 18:20 (eleven years ago)

http://www.esquire.com/features/rob-ford-interview-0314

sktsh, Monday, 17 February 2014 09:24 (eleven years ago)

they sort of ignore the fact that he's failed completely on most his policy promises and has messed up Toronto's books for years to come. i get that they focus on his personal failures – it's what's got him in the headlines to begin with – but the implication is that he hasn't been a total flop on the policy side of things; which is bullshit.

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 17 February 2014 18:50 (eleven years ago)

they also seem to take Ford – a thoroughly well documented liar – at his word way too often.

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 17 February 2014 19:16 (eleven years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZCXgTq8NyL0#t=28

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 24 February 2014 20:50 (eleven years ago)

So uh how many candidates are gonna drop out before the actual election? I'm worried about vote-splitting btwn Tory, Stinz and (probably) Chow. And the other 25 people.

Simon H., Monday, 24 February 2014 21:46 (eleven years ago)

Would be happy to vote for Richard Underhill (ex-Shuffle Demon), except for the vote splitting fear.

What's all this about _100_ debates to come before the October election? 100?!? Some people have been talking about moving out of town if RoFo gets re-elected. I'm tempted to move out now, just to try and avoid the whole cycle.

pauls00, Monday, 24 February 2014 21:49 (eleven years ago)

i plan on voting Soknacki (at least i plan to until/if he drops out)

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 24 February 2014 22:11 (eleven years ago)

I'm worried about vote-splitting btwn Tory, Stinz and (probably) Chow.

As in, the anti-Ford vote. The other way to look at it, though (if Chow gets in), is that Tory, Stintz, and Ford split the center-rightward vote and Chow gets in easily.

Do people ever really move because of election results? I mean, I of course don't want Ford to win, but quitting my job and selling my house if he does might be a touch inconvenient.

Robyn Doolittle is on Seth Meyers' show tonight.

clemenza, Tuesday, 25 February 2014 13:12 (eleven years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?&v=9Qbf4i3afoE

|$̲̅(̲̅ιοο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅| (gr8080), Tuesday, 25 February 2014 19:13 (eleven years ago)

loooool Ableton's lawyers.

fields of salmon, Wednesday, 26 February 2014 20:40 (eleven years ago)

Forgot to watch Seth Myers.

Today's fun: 1) Ford goes to a meeting of mayors in Ottawa, says he doesn't drink anymore, ducks out for a two-hour lunch at a local pub as proof; 2)goes after Bill Blair, the police chief--"nothing illegal" about his drunken ramblings at the Steak Queen (it's true: no specific laws on the books about idiotic behavior), so nothing to apologize for. (Not that I'd actually want some mealy-mouthed apology, I just found the rationale funny.)

http://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/rob-ford-draws-ire-of-mayors-lunches-at-local-pub-1.2552088

http://www.thestar.com/news/gta/2014/02/27/rob_ford_denounces_chief_blair.html

clemenza, Thursday, 27 February 2014 23:04 (eleven years ago)

Sure, why not?

http://www.torontosun.com/2014/03/01/mayor-rob-ford-is-going-to-the-oscars--jimmy-kimmel-too

I wasn't planning on watching much of the show--I always watch a little--but this may tip the scales. I hope there are numerous cutaway shots of him, and of course it'd be excellent if he's drunk and/or high. Maybe he'll even pull a Kanye West and run up on stage to protest when The Wolf of Wall Street doesn't win Best Picture.

clemenza, Saturday, 1 March 2014 21:43 (eleven years ago)

Rob Ford made it to Mardi Gras:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bhr5FQvCcAETp4t.jpg

EZ Snappin, Sunday, 2 March 2014 04:49 (eleven years ago)

Walter, you're all washed up. (Nervously crosses fingers.)

clemenza, Wednesday, 12 March 2014 18:27 (eleven years ago)

They haven't said much about Olivia Chow thus far, but they've launched full-out war on Kevin Spacey.

http://www.thestar.com/news/city_hall/toronto2014election/2014/03/14/doug_ford_attacks_arrogant_sob_kevin_spacey.html

"I don't even know him." Drug and/or alcohol blackouts aside, I don't believe this.

clemenza, Friday, 14 March 2014 19:37 (eleven years ago)

"I wouldn't know him if I ran him over" lol

continually topping myself (flamboyant goon tie included), Friday, 14 March 2014 20:02 (eleven years ago)

Happy St. Patrick's day!

http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/toronto/rob-ford-heard-swearing-slurring-speech-in-new-video-1.2575163

clemenza, Monday, 17 March 2014 12:37 (eleven years ago)

When the mayor was walking in the St. Patrick’s Day parade on Sunday, he was asked by a CBC News reporter if he was drinking last night.

"Guys, it’s St. Patrick’s Day, alright? It’s about St. Patrick’s Day," said Ford, who was wearing an oversized shiny-green bow tie and a shamrock necklace.

have a nice blood (mh), Monday, 17 March 2014 14:03 (eleven years ago)

Please god tell me that's not all he was wearing.

bizarro gazzara, Monday, 17 March 2014 18:33 (eleven years ago)

"Rob Ford never said he was ’100%’ done with drinking, Doug Ford says despite 100% fact that mayor did make that promise" - from the nation post

Doug then goes on to say "what gives" with the 13 year old who shot the video being out at 1:30am (it was 10:30pm).

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 17 March 2014 18:42 (eleven years ago)

Why his honour is running around knocking people over today:

http://www.thestar.com/news/gta/2014/03/19/rob_ford_video_siad_bragged_about_recording_mayor_sucking_on_a_crack_pipe.html

clemenza, Wednesday, 19 March 2014 19:10 (eleven years ago)

The first debate with everybody will be next Wednesday:

http://www.citynews.ca/2014/03/17/all-5-major-mayoral-candidates-to-participate-in-citynews-debate-on-march-26/

No idea how the others will treat Ford--gingerly, for fear that everyone ganging up on him will elicit sympathy, or whether they'll go all out. Maybe they'll spend more time targeting who they perceive as their biggest threat other than Ford; maybe Tory will focus on Chow, for instance.

I'll post a link here if there's a stream.

clemenza, Thursday, 20 March 2014 19:29 (eleven years ago)

They will not gang up on him. He's no threat. Probably he will be a marginal figure in the debate because they will want to basically behave like normal politicians. If they wanted to attack him it would be better to do it outside of a debate I think and none of them have really done much of that. At this stage the three right-wingers will want to establish themselves as the main candidate so probably they will pick on the weakest of those. Soknacki?

Caveat: I usually guess political stuff wrong and also these debates never deliver on anything anyway.

everything, Thursday, 20 March 2014 19:54 (eleven years ago)

so apparently there is a video out there of Ford's dealer friends pointing a gun at his head while he's passed out.

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 20 March 2014 21:12 (eleven years ago)

Tonight on Bill Maher's show, Bill confessed that he liked Rob Ford cause the streets were plowed when he was there in the winter, thus proving he doesn't understand shit about Canadian politics. Isn't this exactly the kind of asshole politician he'd be complaining about every week if he were an American?

Inside Lewellyn Sinclair (cryptosicko), Saturday, 22 March 2014 04:24 (eleven years ago)

Yeah, that's ridiculous--it's the kind of thing you used to hear about Palin when she first appeared. It also shows he didn't pay much attention to the ice storm; Ford did a real bang-up job there.

clemenza, Saturday, 22 March 2014 10:44 (eleven years ago)

Being impressed that any city in a snowy climate knows how to clear snow is like being impressed that a Caribbean island nation is good at having nice beaches.

Wahaca Flocka Flame (DJP), Saturday, 22 March 2014 17:03 (eleven years ago)

It also shows he didn't pay much attention to the ice storm; Ford did a real bang-up job there.

this is sarcasm correct?

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Saturday, 22 March 2014 17:07 (eleven years ago)

Clearly. He appeared to have everything under control, which basically means he was giving press conferences every day. But not calling a state of emergency--which would have meant having to hand over control to Kelly--was so transparently political. I would think in time that will be the most discussed decision of that week. He's lucky the province didn't hold him to the contradiction when he went seeking money: "If this was such a calamity for the city, why was a state of emergency never declared?"

clemenza, Saturday, 22 March 2014 17:14 (eleven years ago)

the state of emergency didn't bother me too much... he probably should have declared one, but whaetver.

what bothered me his how much people had lowered the bar for this guy. the fact that he *eventually* showed up and gave a press conference didn't mean much to me, when a normal politician would have been around earlier and made it clear he was doing things. apparently all we expected of this guy was that he turn up eventually and sound somewhat coherent, when any other mayor would have been considered almost invisible for handling it the same way. he was also giving out incorrect into on his twitter (as usual) the whole time!

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Saturday, 22 March 2014 17:34 (eleven years ago)

I had tutoring tonight, so I just caught the last half-hour of the debate. (Who starts a mayoral debate at 5:00 p.m.? We do.) Chow and Tory seemed to be the only ones bringing up--under the umbrella of "character"--the scandals. Ford droned on and on: garbage pick-up, subway, taxes.

Met up with a teacher last night I used to work with. I knew he grew up with and went to school with the Fords, but I didn't realize how close he was to some of the names involved in the story. He says Sandro Lisi is a pretty scary guy.

clemenza, Wednesday, 26 March 2014 23:15 (eleven years ago)

debate was unwatchable from the amount I could stand to watch, no one came off well at all imo

Simon H., Wednesday, 26 March 2014 23:23 (eleven years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nySs1cEq5rs

Brian Eno's Mother (Latham Green), Friday, 28 March 2014 20:18 (eleven years ago)

@RWhittall: Our mayor is completely wasted at a Leafs game. Crowd chants "Ford more years." #worldclasscity

el viral (anky), Sunday, 6 April 2014 00:47 (eleven years ago)

Those voters who are loyal to him because he once returned a phone call, or came over personally to attend to some issue--after reading Crazy Town, I do have a better appreciation of how that would be important to them in the face of the usual bureaucratic morass (which I hate as much as anybody), but at a certain point, they really ought to stop and wonder if this is worth it.

http://www.thestar.com/news/gta/2014/04/05/belligerent_rob_ford_warned_by_security_at_air_canada_centre.html

clemenza, Sunday, 6 April 2014 13:27 (eleven years ago)

http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2014/04/16/robyn-doolittle-globe-and-mail_n_5160013.html

^ includes important robyn doolittle lifestyle photos

j., Wednesday, 16 April 2014 23:20 (eleven years ago)

http://i.huffpost.com/gen/1608777/thumbs/n-ROBYN-DOOLITTLE-large570.jpg

Gillian Anderson crossed w Rose McGowan

▴▲ ▴TH3CR()$BY$H()W▴▲ ▴ (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 17 April 2014 03:42 (eleven years ago)

Or a still from the lost 90s Radiohead feat. Garbage music video

▴▲ ▴TH3CR()$BY$H()W▴▲ ▴ (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 17 April 2014 03:45 (eleven years ago)

http://feministing.com/files/2012/05/574819223.png

purposely lend impetus to my HOOS (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, 18 April 2014 16:32 (eleven years ago)

classic rob ford

socki (s1ocki), Saturday, 19 April 2014 13:42 (eleven years ago)

I was visiting a friend in the Rexdale area Thursday night, so I plunged into the heart of darkness and ate at the Steak Queen. The fish and chips were just okay. Very quiet, no mayor.

clemenza, Saturday, 19 April 2014 22:19 (eleven years ago)

To anyone who's old enough, this picture describes the place well:

http://www.citynews.ca/wp-content/blogs.dir/10/files/2014/01/robfordsteakqueen-635x423.jpg

"No Coke--Pepsi."

clemenza, Saturday, 19 April 2014 22:23 (eleven years ago)

Well something's up

http://www.torontosun.com/2014/04/30/mayor-rob-ford-ready-to-take-a-break

And this is the paper friendly to him, so who knows. Something to do with yet MORE tapes. More here:

https://twitter.com/newstalk1010

"Warmington says some of the content of this new audio is offensive to a number of people. Mayor agreed and is embarassed...Warmington: Ford taking 30 day leave from job as mayor and from campaign."

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 1 May 2014 00:47 (eleven years ago)

"Warmington suggests Sun has more recordings of the mayor highlighting "behaviour issues", the leave seems to be his response....Warmington doesn't think mayor was aware he was being recorded in new audio the Sun has"

Of course Warmington is his strange toady, so.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 1 May 2014 00:48 (eleven years ago)

Most of the comments I've already seen are going "Ah, he's just going to drink somewhere for two weeks and pretend something happened, and Doug is behind all this."

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 1 May 2014 00:48 (eleven years ago)

rip

lag∞n, Thursday, 1 May 2014 01:06 (eleven years ago)

"The recording, covertly taped by a patron of Sullie Gorman’s Monday night..."

Now next on my dine-like-the-mayor itinerary.

clemenza, Thursday, 1 May 2014 01:16 (eleven years ago)

Haha oh DEAR

http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/toronto/rob-ford-takes-leave-as-new-drug-video-emerges/article18354671/

Filmed...just this past weekend. DUDE.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 1 May 2014 01:28 (eleven years ago)

Wait there are TWO tapes?

http://www.torontosun.com/2014/04/30/mayor-rob-ford-ready-to-take-a-break

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 1 May 2014 01:31 (eleven years ago)

buddy loves his crack godbless

lag∞n, Thursday, 1 May 2014 01:31 (eleven years ago)

The recording, covertly taped by a patron of Sullie Gorman’s Monday night, captures the mayor being unruly as he’s ordering booze, complaining about his wife Renata and making lewd comments about mayoral contender Karen Stintz.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 1 May 2014 01:31 (eleven years ago)

This fucking guy

she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Thursday, 1 May 2014 01:40 (eleven years ago)

if you look up incorrigible in the dictionary there is a picture of him next to it, also works for mayor and crack

lag∞n, Thursday, 1 May 2014 01:42 (eleven years ago)

The idea of a crack tape from four days ago is absolutely stunning. The drunken tirades are not that noteworthy anymore--they all blur together now. But I honestly didn't expect this.

clemenza, Thursday, 1 May 2014 02:06 (eleven years ago)

i wasn't expecting our own ned raggett to be on the inside

mookieproof, Thursday, 1 May 2014 02:07 (eleven years ago)

Part of my plan

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 1 May 2014 02:20 (eleven years ago)

So there's another story. Involving BIEBER.

https://twitter.com/torstareditor/status/461692301555691521

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 1 May 2014 02:37 (eleven years ago)

when biebs is owning the shit out of you its time to hang it up

lag∞n, Thursday, 1 May 2014 03:13 (eleven years ago)

What if Beibs actually just wanted some delicious crack.

the Bronski Review (Trayce), Thursday, 1 May 2014 03:21 (eleven years ago)

yeah i'm not certain biebs comprehends irony

mookieproof, Thursday, 1 May 2014 03:23 (eleven years ago)

BIEBS

purposely lend impetus to my HOOS (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, 1 May 2014 13:30 (eleven years ago)

shout out to biebs

purposely lend impetus to my HOOS (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, 1 May 2014 13:30 (eleven years ago)

i don't know what being mayor of toronto actually means if anything but i feel like maybe this guy shouldn't be that any more why is he still that

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 1 May 2014 13:48 (eleven years ago)

Heard a quick poll on the radio this morning, taken in Etobicoke (west Toronto, his base) after yesterday's events. Get some rehab: 100%. Resign: still split, 50/50.

clemenza, Thursday, 1 May 2014 13:53 (eleven years ago)

the problem is that "coke" is right there in the name of the neighborhood </originaljoke>

chillin' on an "awesome pretzel" hoagie (DJP), Thursday, 1 May 2014 14:10 (eleven years ago)

this guy needs help

idontknowanythingabouttechnlolgeez (waterface), Thursday, 1 May 2014 14:12 (eleven years ago)

C'mon DJP's joke wasn't THAT bad

the glimmer man (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 1 May 2014 14:48 (eleven years ago)

yes it was!

chillin' on an "awesome pretzel" hoagie (DJP), Thursday, 1 May 2014 14:50 (eleven years ago)

I meant Rob Ford

idontknowanythingabouttechnlolgeez (waterface), Thursday, 1 May 2014 14:52 (eleven years ago)

needs help

idontknowanythingabouttechnlolgeez (waterface), Thursday, 1 May 2014 14:52 (eleven years ago)

thanks waterface

purposely lend impetus to my HOOS (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, 1 May 2014 15:13 (eleven years ago)

your jokes need help

socki (s1ocki), Thursday, 1 May 2014 15:21 (eleven years ago)

c'mon HOOS's joke wasn't THAT bad

idontknowanythingabouttechnlolgeez (waterface), Thursday, 1 May 2014 15:28 (eleven years ago)

oh! haha. we've got a bit of a miscommunication going on here: i was actually talking to you!

socki (s1ocki), Thursday, 1 May 2014 15:29 (eleven years ago)

ok but i wasn't making a joke

idontknowanythingabouttechnlolgeez (waterface), Thursday, 1 May 2014 15:30 (eleven years ago)

i meant Rob Ford needs help and all this media attention isn't helping

idontknowanythingabouttechnlolgeez (waterface), Thursday, 1 May 2014 15:31 (eleven years ago)

not that me typing in this box is helping

idontknowanythingabouttechnlolgeez (waterface), Thursday, 1 May 2014 15:31 (eleven years ago)

now who's laughing

idontknowanythingabouttechnlolgeez (waterface), Thursday, 1 May 2014 15:32 (eleven years ago)

probably no one tbh

socki (s1ocki), Thursday, 1 May 2014 15:33 (eleven years ago)

c'mon

purposely lend impetus to my HOOS (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, 1 May 2014 15:54 (eleven years ago)

hoos get back up on that laugh pony and feel free to make more jokes, this is a safe zpne

idontknowanythingabouttechnlolgeez (waterface), Thursday, 1 May 2014 15:55 (eleven years ago)

there's nothing funny about Mayor Rob Ford smoking crack cocaine u should all be ashamed

smhphony orchestra (crüt), Thursday, 1 May 2014 15:56 (eleven years ago)

dope jokes, everybody

the glimmer man (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 1 May 2014 16:00 (eleven years ago)

(snickers)

Sir Lord Baltimora (Myonga Vön Bontee), Thursday, 1 May 2014 16:02 (eleven years ago)

(kit kat)

idontknowanythingabouttechnlolgeez (waterface), Thursday, 1 May 2014 16:04 (eleven years ago)

I heard crack is highly addictive t/f?

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 1 May 2014 16:05 (eleven years ago)

i can't stop eating them

idontknowanythingabouttechnlolgeez (waterface), Thursday, 1 May 2014 16:06 (eleven years ago)

o wait you meant crack not kit kats

idontknowanythingabouttechnlolgeez (waterface), Thursday, 1 May 2014 16:06 (eleven years ago)

When does Rob Ford become non-news?

, Thursday, 1 May 2014 16:13 (eleven years ago)

probably when the product (is mayor of toronto)x(does crack cocaine) reaches zero

the glimmer man (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 1 May 2014 16:21 (eleven years ago)

My stepmother (in Toronto) told me that the Washington Post ran a photo of Ford, head in hands, with the following caption:

"A January photo of Rob Ford not smoking crack."

schwantz, Thursday, 1 May 2014 16:24 (eleven years ago)

next james franco exhibit: Rob Ford, not smoking crack, through the seasons

the glimmer man (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 1 May 2014 16:30 (eleven years ago)

http://www.thestar.com/news/city_hall/2014/05/01/rob_ford_took_cocaine_at_exclusive_club_witnesses_say.html

Ford tried to shake Bieber’s hand and became enraged when Bieber jokingly asked him, “Did you bring any crack to smoke?”

°ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Thursday, 1 May 2014 17:00 (eleven years ago)

gotta say, Bieber has really stepped up his negging game

chillin' on an "awesome pretzel" hoagie (DJP), Thursday, 1 May 2014 17:03 (eleven years ago)

http://assets0.ordienetworks.com/misc/Rob%20Ford%20Looks%20at%20Food.gif

lag∞n, Thursday, 1 May 2014 17:13 (eleven years ago)

oh thats a good one.

socki (s1ocki), Thursday, 1 May 2014 20:17 (eleven years ago)

i have to say rob ford inspires me about the indomitability of humanity

he always looks like he is one burger or one incisive press question away from complete collapse and yet he goes on

j., Thursday, 1 May 2014 20:32 (eleven years ago)

i meant Rob Ford needs help and all this media attention isn't helping

he is still running for reelection. he should probably start by doing this thing called stepping down and withdrawing. if the guy was serious about straightening out, this would be the first thing he'd do.

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 1 May 2014 21:10 (eleven years ago)

you realize he's not in his best mind

idontknowanythingabouttechnlolgeez (waterface), Thursday, 1 May 2014 21:20 (eleven years ago)

you know, I really think he might be

a strange man (mh), Thursday, 1 May 2014 21:23 (eleven years ago)

you realize he's not in his best mind

doesn't change the fact i'm going to feel zero sympathy, in regards to the big mean ol' media talking point, until he removes himself from office and public life.

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 1 May 2014 21:34 (eleven years ago)

Yesterday was the first time I felt some sympathy. I don't want to overstate this--he absolutely should resign, and he's still thoughtlessly holding the city hostage.

But up till now I had put everything down to recklessness, stupidity, and the arrogance of power. All true--and, very clearly, drug addiction. (CFTR keeps saying he's stepped away to deal with his "alcohol problem." His alcohol problem is not his only problem, and probably not the one that's on most people's mind.) That he was smoking crack Saturday morning, in the midst of everything that's been going on, is scary/sad/pathetic.

clemenza, Thursday, 1 May 2014 21:40 (eleven years ago)

I didn't feel any sympathy for him until he got owned by the Bieb. That's low.

polyphonic, Thursday, 1 May 2014 21:52 (eleven years ago)

that gif is hilarious

balls, Thursday, 1 May 2014 21:55 (eleven years ago)

He's like "wait can I eat it or not"

polyphonic, Thursday, 1 May 2014 22:00 (eleven years ago)

I have no sympathy. I actually hope his rehab fails and he comes back and fucks up publicly yet again just so we're 100% sure he doesn't get re-elected.

brio, Thursday, 1 May 2014 22:11 (eleven years ago)

As is usual on this matter, Edward Keenan OTM: www.thegridto.com/blog-post/rob-ford-steps-away-he-needs-to-stay-away/

Fiddler on a hot tin roof (ed.b), Thursday, 1 May 2014 22:25 (eleven years ago)

Yes, that's a good piece. I'm really not saying anything different. I don't think having a bit of sympathy and wanting him out of there yesterday and forever are mutually exclusive. But I can also understand having zero sympathy for him at this point. They've (meaning he and his brother) burned every bridge in sight many times over. Just thinking back to the stuff they said about all the Star reporters when the story first broke is reminder enough about how appallingly dishonest they've been through all this.

clemenza, Friday, 2 May 2014 01:55 (eleven years ago)

Ultimately I feel like this is not just a case of "he brought it on himself" so much as a case of that, over the last year, the city, his allies, and opponents alike have been pushing him to get the help he needs so as to not continue bringing everything on himself, and in return he's just spit on everyone with increasingly offensive, ridiculous, and destructive (for himself and the city) behaviour. To reserving the right to do this, and for others to enable him to do this, crosses more lines than one can even count.

I've never been one to have sympathy for him, and can't see anything that would make me. But I am a stone, so...

Fiddler on a hot tin roof (ed.b), Friday, 2 May 2014 02:19 (eleven years ago)

I mean to say, to comments now that suggest he needs help: where have you been? He's been thrown, and has declined, so many life-savers, all while drawing more attention to himself, that "help" doesn't even begin to cover it.

Fiddler on a hot tin roof (ed.b), Friday, 2 May 2014 02:24 (eleven years ago)

Yep, exactly. Keenan piece is great. I'll have sympathy for him as a human being after he drops out of the race or gets stomped on election day and can do no more harm. Until then, him and his brother are poison to this town. And we're stuck with him as a folk hero/talk radio goon/schmuck for hire even after he's neutered politically. Fuck him.

brio, Friday, 2 May 2014 03:07 (eleven years ago)

It always ends like this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IcCwnEcw71Y

clemenza, Wednesday, 7 May 2014 00:33 (eleven years ago)

http://www.weavils.com/Homer-Not-Insane-220x120.png

Not in the least.

clemenza, Wednesday, 7 May 2014 01:04 (eleven years ago)

supposedly spotted at a Tim Horton's in the Junction.
Hard to believe even he'd be that dumb.
http://www.cp24.com/news/ford/questions-doubts-surround-ford-s-whereabouts-treatment-1.1809858

brio, Wednesday, 7 May 2014 18:02 (eleven years ago)

The most logical explanation is that he is not in a Rehab facility as such but is simply "in rehab" - in other words, residing at one of the Ford's residencies under the eye of a couple of minders and a personal trainer. He was heading for Chicago where Rob has a home but was turned back. I think at this time of year their family cottage would be an attractive place to dry out but the press must surely have that place staked out?

everything, Wednesday, 7 May 2014 18:43 (eleven years ago)

Man I wonder what a colossal fuck-up of a politician would do without a brother that bears a passing resemblance to take the "it was me, not him" heat.

djenter the dragon? (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 7 May 2014 18:49 (eleven years ago)

The Sun's "Rehab is amazing" interview with him today is pathetic. I know it's the Sun but even they should be ashamed.

everything, Wednesday, 7 May 2014 19:01 (eleven years ago)

The most dangerous drug for him right now is denial and he's getting supplied that by everyone around him - his family, his press contacts and his little circle of supporters. We're practically back at "soon as he cuts down on the beer he'll be fine", five days or so after he supposedly hit rock bottom.

everything, Wednesday, 7 May 2014 19:04 (eleven years ago)

Actually this might be kinda fun. Twitter etc reports he's also been spotted in Richmond Hill and also Muskoka. Basically it's a "photos or it didn't happen" situation right now but it probably won't be long.

everything, Wednesday, 7 May 2014 19:26 (eleven years ago)

plz plz plz go to Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew

stadow shevens (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 7 May 2014 19:37 (eleven years ago)

that might kill him oh I see where you're going with this

chillin' on an "awesome pretzel" hoagie (DJP), Wednesday, 7 May 2014 19:40 (eleven years ago)

I think he's probably just at some weight loss/wellness/spa place, not a real substance abuse addiction rehab place. The lengths they go to not do the plain-as-day obvious right thing are truly amazing.

brio, Wednesday, 7 May 2014 20:37 (eleven years ago)

http://madmag.de/madmag_data/poster/209usa.jpg

Sir Lord Baltimora (Myonga Vön Bontee), Wednesday, 7 May 2014 21:30 (eleven years ago)

http://madcoversite.com/mad209backid.jpg

Sir Lord Baltimora (Myonga Vön Bontee), Wednesday, 7 May 2014 21:34 (eleven years ago)

Throwback Friday.

clemenza, Friday, 9 May 2014 11:11 (eleven years ago)

So this morning, sometime around 11:00, big brother said he would produce some proof today that little brother was indeed where he said he was. Based on what I heard on the news on the way home, and on a quick online check, I take it there's been nothing thus far--and it's now the dinner hour.

Big brother should have had some fun with this. Just send out this clip from Clean and Sober (which I've never seen), with a few shots intercut of Rob sitting in a chair. Can't imagine the fallout would be much worse than boxing yourself in and then coming up with nothing. (I suppose something will dribble out in the next couple of hours.)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ODY6UUOS_c

clemenza, Friday, 9 May 2014 22:41 (eleven years ago)

http://www.thestar.com/news/insight/2014/05/09/rob_ford_one_wild_night_in_march.html

mookieproof, Saturday, 10 May 2014 00:57 (eleven years ago)

words fail.

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Saturday, 10 May 2014 04:13 (eleven years ago)

woah

everything, Saturday, 10 May 2014 04:32 (eleven years ago)

tbf i feel like rob ford is really delineating the scope of modern capitalist democracy

10 years ago it was a thing whether you'd rather have a beer with george bush or john kerry; the more rob ford debases himself and his office, the more his voters feel like they have in common with him

don bosco revolution

mookieproof, Saturday, 10 May 2014 04:40 (eleven years ago)

The front walkway to the Ford house leads to a modest front door. At about 10 p.m. that night, Ford and his pals arrive. Ford has a bag of McDonald’s food in his hand. Ford jiggles the front door and then kicks the door open. He, Lisi, Bellissimo and another man step in.

“Don’t worry guys, my kids aren’t here,” Ford says.

For no apparent reason, Ford turns on Bellissimo and hits him squarely in the face twice — boom, boom — forgetting that he has a bagful of Big Macs in his hand. Burgers and fries scatter. Ford makes Bellissimo pick them up.

Down the stairs they go. Ford’s wife Renata is on the couch, a tired lounger that has been described to the Star by paramedics and firefighters who have attended calls at the house over the past two years. Renata is smoking a joint.

“You’re a f---ing idiot,” Renata says.

Enraged, Ford rummages for his Don Bosco coaching jacket. “It’s where I keep my weed,” he tells people in the room. Ford turns on his wife, screaming that she has taken his drugs. Standing there quietly are Lisi and Bellissimo.

To a visitor, Ford says, almost offhanded, “You can f--- her if you want, in front of me.”

Nobody speaks. The comment is ignored by Ford’s wife. Men in the room are shocked.

“It’s okay,” Ford burbles. “She lets me f--k girls in front of her all the time.”

christmas candy bar (al leong), Saturday, 10 May 2014 07:05 (eleven years ago)

I suppose something will dribble out in the next couple of hours.

Something dribbled out, all right. Have to believe big brother got a heads-up on the Star story--which was the lead on CFTR this morning--and the promise of rehab-proof was mostly diversionary. Said proof did come around 9:00 last night:

http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/toronto/rob-ford-in-rehab-doctor-confirms-to-cbc-news-1.2637840

Still an undisclosed bunker, though.

clemenza, Saturday, 10 May 2014 13:28 (eleven years ago)

What depresses me about that Star story isn't the outrage that "this guy is a mayor!" but the empty and sad feeling of looking into the life of a businessman-addict, knowing this is probably what the actual family life of say Jordan Belfort looks like

"got ye!" (flamboyant goon tie included), Saturday, 10 May 2014 13:57 (eleven years ago)

That Star piece reads like fanfic. Terrifying.

Herbie Handcock (Murgatroid), Saturday, 10 May 2014 17:11 (eleven years ago)

In his feverish state, Ford may have just been trying out new twists on classic Scorsese scenes: "Do you wanna fuck my wife?"

clemenza, Saturday, 10 May 2014 17:56 (eleven years ago)

I originally assumed al leong was quoting fanfic. I'm actually starting to worry about the Star a little.

xpost

EveningStar (Sund4r), Saturday, 10 May 2014 18:05 (eleven years ago)

It's crazy that with all these photos and cellphone videos of Ford during embarrassing moments, nobody can produce a simple snapshot of him on the grounds of some rehab facility

Sir Lord Baltimora (Myonga Vön Bontee), Saturday, 10 May 2014 20:24 (eleven years ago)

one month passes...

The timing doesn't totally make sense to me, but a few more like this and maybe he won't run after all.

http://news.nationalpost.com/2014/06/09/rob-fords-support-has-dropped-to-a-historic-low-olivia-chow-now-in-clear-lead-poll/

clemenza, Tuesday, 10 June 2014 03:38 (eleven years ago)

Very creative (the URL is enough to get the point):

http://www.torontosun.com/2014/06/13/lib-victory-a-good-sign-for-mayor-fords-re-election-doug-ford

clemenza, Saturday, 14 June 2014 17:20 (eleven years ago)

Thaaaaaats a stretch there, Dougie

she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Saturday, 14 June 2014 17:40 (eleven years ago)

Good comment on that article "If Doug had an enema he could be buried in a matchbox".

everything, Saturday, 14 June 2014 19:33 (eleven years ago)

lol

°ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Saturday, 14 June 2014 20:10 (eleven years ago)

two weeks pass...

shady's back. tell a friend.

Brio2, Monday, 30 June 2014 17:10 (eleven years ago)

Nice.

Great start--"news conference," invite only, no questions. Maybe there was a time when he had great political instincts, but there's just nothing left in that department.

http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/toronto/rob-ford-s-return-what-will-toronto-s-mayor-say-today-1.2691506

clemenza, Monday, 30 June 2014 17:16 (eleven years ago)

I know it's impossible for competing news-gathering organizations to act collectively - but it would be beautiful if the reporters got together and decided to send in one camera and one reporter. make him talk to an empty room. if he's not taking questions, why do they need to be in the room? Report on the audio feed and the printed version of his remarks and don't dignify it further.

Brio2, Monday, 30 June 2014 17:52 (eleven years ago)

Forgot about this, but tuned in for the last half. Seemed like standard theatrical Checkers-grovelling to me, but the commentators seemed to think he did a good job. CITY's replaying the whole thing at eight tonight.

clemenza, Monday, 30 June 2014 22:05 (eleven years ago)

Awesome typo:

http://www.startribune.com/world/265568611.html

TORONTO — Toronto Mayor Rob Ford says he's used "every drug you can probably think of" and blamed substance abuse for the racist and homophonic language he's used.

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Wednesday, 2 July 2014 18:21 (eleven years ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BrjzhXcIYAE95GH.jpg

polyphonic, Wednesday, 2 July 2014 18:50 (eleven years ago)

the people criticizing that apple-cheeked fat drunk mayor are the real racists

christmas candy bar (al leong), Wednesday, 2 July 2014 18:51 (eleven years ago)

wat

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 2 July 2014 19:40 (eleven years ago)

^^^ delicious btw

Star Gentle Uterus (DJP), Wednesday, 2 July 2014 20:13 (eleven years ago)

He did some horrible local media one-on-ones today where he appeared to be heavily tranquilized. He was even asked, "Are you on medication now?" in one interview, he denied it without much enthusiasm. Honestly don't see how he'll last four months of campaigning at this point - and I've always thought he'd stay in the race and do better than expected. Not so sure anymore. Pretty solid chance of a full-on relapse or breakdown before September.

Brio2, Wednesday, 2 July 2014 21:08 (eleven years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gj6lQ4GJLQs

Brio2, Wednesday, 2 July 2014 21:10 (eleven years ago)

This must be where Doug got the eating little red apples thing. One of the all time classics.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=45hI7H-JHVg

Brio2, Wednesday, 2 July 2014 21:16 (eleven years ago)

^ amazing

boney tassel (sic), Thursday, 3 July 2014 00:47 (eleven years ago)

Just watching the CBC interview now:

http://www.cbc.ca/player/News/Canada/ID/2470347614/

Just past the four-minute mark, after initially speaking of his problems in the past tense, he concedes that he's up against an "everyday battle I'm going to have to deal with the rest of my life." Very honest, very true. I hope there's someone around to remind him of this every time he tries to argue over the next few months that he's fully up to the job of being mayor.

clemenza, Thursday, 3 July 2014 00:57 (eleven years ago)

Fascinating interview. Dwight Drummond's very good--you've got to walk a fine line when the person across from you is so unstable. He asks all the right questions without badgering him. (Favourite: "Was she making a liquor run?")

So that's how it's going to be for as long as he's in the race. It's the disease, the illness. He speaks about it as some disembodied thing with a life of its own, somewhat like Norman Bates talks in Psycho.

clemenza, Thursday, 3 July 2014 01:14 (eleven years ago)

It's infuriating because externalizing addiction as an illness is a valid way of learning to overcome it, but he and his handlers are discrediting it by playing it as a political card.

jmm, Thursday, 3 July 2014 14:08 (eleven years ago)

Yeah, the way he's talking now I feel like it wasn't rehab he attended, but PR training with enforced sobriety.

franny glasshole (franny glass), Thursday, 3 July 2014 17:47 (eleven years ago)

I mean, I do get that that is a legit narrative in rehab situations, and hopefully he was legit getting help etc.

franny glasshole (franny glass), Thursday, 3 July 2014 17:48 (eleven years ago)

if he was legit wanting to address his issues he would not be running for reelection while doing it.

at any rate it looks like nobody is buying it. he's cancelled the three interviews he had scheduled for today after getting heckled, harassed and grilled non-stop over the last two days.

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 3 July 2014 17:52 (eleven years ago)

I do love that a hunky shirtless jogger is our new national hero.

jmm, Thursday, 3 July 2014 18:35 (eleven years ago)

if he was legit wanting to address his issues he would not be running for reelection while doing it.

This is so otm, I have not really been following the heckling/harassing/grilling of past 2 days, but honestly if the hecklers make him stay out of the spotlight they are doing him more good than anyone in his family/inner circle seem to do.

franny glasshole (franny glass), Friday, 4 July 2014 00:46 (eleven years ago)

this is a good piece. http://torontoist.com/2014/07/on-rob-fords-bigotry/

pauls00, Friday, 4 July 2014 01:42 (eleven years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/wkG0D5H.jpg

°ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Thursday, 10 July 2014 16:07 (eleven years ago)

Don't eat the baby!

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 10 July 2014 16:28 (eleven years ago)

joey Gordon Levitt terrified there

cpt navajo (darraghmac), Thursday, 10 July 2014 16:48 (eleven years ago)

LOL!

schwantz, Thursday, 10 July 2014 18:00 (eleven years ago)

As much as I'm enjoying the non-stop heckling, part of me wonders if it's the last thing left that might spark some sympathy for him. Personally, I've always hated seeing anyone shouted down. He's finished--just as well to let him play out the string, I think.

clemenza, Saturday, 12 July 2014 03:47 (eleven years ago)

no. that way lies george w

mookieproof, Saturday, 12 July 2014 04:46 (eleven years ago)

You mean towards the end of his second term? He wasn't up for re-election, though...Ford is so hapless at this point, I just worry the heckling may backfire.

clemenza, Saturday, 12 July 2014 05:06 (eleven years ago)

i want to say, `what kind of simpleton votes for a drunk driving crackhead because they feel sorry for him'... but this is Toronto we're talking about.

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Saturday, 12 July 2014 14:32 (eleven years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTMif8cGlcE

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 12 July 2014 14:44 (eleven years ago)

The coveted Snow endorsement:

http://www.torontosun.com/2014/07/24/rapper-snow-visits-rob-ford-at-city-hall

Olivia Chow to meet with the Crash Test Dummies this morning.

clemenza, Friday, 25 July 2014 13:06 (eleven years ago)

White suburban patois imitators in solidarity

ed.b, Friday, 25 July 2014 14:00 (eleven years ago)

Hey remember when June Rowlands wouldn't let the Barenaked Ladies perform?

Sir Lord Baltimora (Myonga Vön Bontee), Friday, 25 July 2014 14:22 (eleven years ago)

"Do you like informers?"
"No, I hate informers. What about you?"
"I hate informers too."
"Let's be friends."

clemenza, Friday, 25 July 2014 15:35 (eleven years ago)

and then they lickied boom boom down

a biscuit/donut hybrid called “bisnuts” (stevie), Friday, 25 July 2014 15:58 (eleven years ago)

that's not the snow he was asking for

LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Friday, 25 July 2014 16:00 (eleven years ago)

Lol "bring snow to my office pronto"

fields of salmon, Friday, 25 July 2014 16:10 (eleven years ago)

haha

Οὖτις, Friday, 25 July 2014 16:19 (eleven years ago)

<Rob Ford goes to conference room, etc>

chikungunya manatee (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 25 July 2014 16:24 (eleven years ago)

"why is all the teleconferencing equipment in a stall in the men's room?!

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 25 July 2014 16:52 (eleven years ago)

Rob gets subpoenaed, Doug says chief of police leaked the info, chief of police calls Doug a liar and threatens to sue. Hoping shit finally got real.

everything, Friday, 1 August 2014 19:43 (eleven years ago)

Opening up this thread is exciting now, because it's probably going to be something relatively big.

Just bought a cheap used copy of Crazy Town for a friend not one hour ago.

clemenza, Friday, 1 August 2014 19:46 (eleven years ago)

I would love to see Doug Ford getting some payback. Loathe that guy.

everything, Friday, 1 August 2014 19:59 (eleven years ago)

This is some interesting stuff. Rob's lies and rubbish from before he ran for mayor. http://www.brettruffell.com/my-interview-with-then-mayoral-hopeful-rob-ford/ The unfounded insinuations of corruption against the former mayor are typical, of course. The part I found funniest was when he started talking about his business experience: " I’ve run a multimillion dollar company by myself. I’ve taught my brothers how to run the business". Wonder how Dougie felt about that?

pauls00, Friday, 1 August 2014 21:21 (eleven years ago)

This was my favorite shepherd sign at Bonnaroo this year.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v335/gypsyfrocksbedlam/954A135A-AE66-46EF-B512-51925C148B99_zpsdldvzzsk.jpg

something of an astrological coup (tipsy mothra), Saturday, 2 August 2014 00:45 (eleven years ago)

terrifying

I'm glad I have this thread bookmarked, I think it's gonna pay off soon

sleeve, Saturday, 2 August 2014 01:03 (eleven years ago)

This goes back a couple of weeks--missed it somehow.

http://play25.com/wp-content/uploads/Photos_of_the_Day_-_Rob_Ford_Rides_a_Teeter_Totter-640x330.jpg

clemenza, Thursday, 14 August 2014 00:36 (eleven years ago)

two weeks pass...

dude is seriously within just a few points of being on top

http://www.thestar.com/news/city_hall/toronto2014election/2014/08/28/john_tory_leads_rob_ford_gaining_ground_in_new_poll.html

╲╱\/╲/\╱╲╱\/\ (gr8080), Thursday, 28 August 2014 14:47 (eleven years ago)

Mitigating that (I hope), new stuff has come out today.

http://www.thestar.com/news/city_hall/toronto2014election/2014/08/28/rob_ford_threatened_teacher_made_players_roll_in_goose_scat_documents_show.html

Not from the police, but from the school that fired him as football coach. I always figured the police were holding even more stuff back, and that it would come out close to the election, especially if he was close. Maybe this will work just as well.

(Ignoring the duh question of why there would be the need for anything else at this point.)

clemenza, Thursday, 28 August 2014 15:12 (eleven years ago)

lol at how random literally ever rob ford revelation turns out to be

well did you know he made children roll around in goose poop?!?!?!

socki (s1ocki), Thursday, 28 August 2014 15:14 (eleven years ago)

I knew there'd be a goose poop angle here. It was only a matter of when and how the goose poop would be introduced.

post...aftermath (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 28 August 2014 16:22 (eleven years ago)

LOL. Inspired a new thread.

schwantz, Friday, 29 August 2014 17:44 (eleven years ago)

If Chow's well back in the polls late in October, or Tory for that matter, the right thing to do would be to drop out and endorse the remaining non-Ford frontrunner. But of course neither of them would do the right thing over their own political futures, and the fact that neither of them can bury Rob fucking Ford on their own speaks to what garbage candidates they both are. What pieces of shit. They had their chance to go hard on Ford and knock him out early but they were chickenshit, and now he's a viable candidate and they'll look desperate if they go on the offensive.

Brio2, Friday, 29 August 2014 18:50 (eleven years ago)

http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/Microgalleries/2014/09/03/21916106.html#1

╲╱\/╲/\╱╲╱\/\ (gr8080), Wednesday, 3 September 2014 22:07 (eleven years ago)

Poll today has Tory 14 points ahead. Not that I'm excited about the prospect of a conservative mayor, but in view of the fact he doesn't seem to have any major lifestyle issues, a relief. Ford, meanwhile, keeps skipping debates--so he can be out and about working for the people, according to big brother.

clemenza, Wednesday, 3 September 2014 22:31 (eleven years ago)

She seems a little flaky, but credit to Sarah Thomson for being honest about why she's dropping out. I heard her on the radio this morning laughing at a reporter who asked (paraphrase): "Because we're at 1% and we can't possibly win." (As opposed to, "Because I want to spend more time with my family.") She also called for the same thing that Brio2 does just above if Ford's really close come election day.

http://www.torontosun.com/2014/09/09/is-sarah-thomson-dropping-out-of-the-mayors-race

clemenza, Tuesday, 9 September 2014 23:31 (eleven years ago)

They had their chance to go hard on Ford and knock him out early but they were chickenshit

and how would they have done that?

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 10 September 2014 04:07 (ten years ago)

challenge him to a drink-off

╲╱\/╲/\╱╲╱\/\ (gr8080), Wednesday, 10 September 2014 11:41 (ten years ago)

i want to say something funny but frankly i'm astounded that anyone much less a significant percentage of folks would consider voting for a sociopath like ford

I dunno. (amateurist), Wednesday, 10 September 2014 13:16 (ten years ago)

Cue Morbius linking to "American Presidents through the years" thread.

clemenza, Wednesday, 10 September 2014 13:54 (ten years ago)

My own personal feeling is that Canadian political and social discourse has become exponentially more mean-spirited, selfish, and antithetical to literacy and critical thought over the past decade. Canadians also seem to have developed the perverse American predilection for acting against their own self-interest...

Most of us are baffled that Rob Ford could be elected once even TWICE, but that just shows you that we're probably out of touch with how idiotic the average Canadian has become.

fields of salmon, Wednesday, 10 September 2014 17:06 (ten years ago)

Fields of salmon, "against their own self-interest" is a typo, right?

, Wednesday, 10 September 2014 17:54 (ten years ago)

ford has careened (sp?) so far beyond standards of respectability that you have to wonder if those saying they would vote for him are registering some form of protest against the political system

I dunno. (amateurist), Wednesday, 10 September 2014 20:26 (ten years ago)

like voting for your dog or something

I dunno. (amateurist), Wednesday, 10 September 2014 20:27 (ten years ago)

i don't think so. i think they're just complete idiots.

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 10 September 2014 20:48 (ten years ago)

I am not supporting Ford at all when I say this, believe me--I want him out badly--but after reading Doolittle's book, I better understood the loyalty that he has with some people. It's hardly a new story: the politics of grievance or whatever you want to call it, but people who feel they count for nothing in the eyes of politicians, and appreciate that he'll give them personal attention. Do I personally feel that's a fair trade-off for the possibility that he might come to work tomorrow high on crack (not to even get into questions of basic competence, philosophy, intelligence, etc.)? Of course not, not even close. But I don't think it's fair to call them idiots.

clemenza, Wednesday, 10 September 2014 20:58 (ten years ago)

Again, an old story, but I also think--and have said on this thread--that I believe some of his supposed support is more an expression of contempt for the media than actual support. That runs back through Palin, through Nixon, through Goldwater, and much farther back than that. I'm hoping that some of that publically expressed support will not translate to actual votes--that if he's at 25 or 30% in the polls, that he'll lose some of that when the question is "But do I really want him back as mayor?"

clemenza, Wednesday, 10 September 2014 21:03 (ten years ago)

Canadians also seem to have developed the perverse American predilection for acting against their own self-interest...

This was what I wondered about when I read this:

Ford was strongest in Scarborough (43 per cent), people with a high school education or less (44 per cent), and people ages 18 to 34 (38 per cent).

I haven't been following Toronto municipal politics very closely. What happened to Chow??

EveningStar (Sund4r), Wednesday, 10 September 2014 21:07 (ten years ago)

Fields of salmon, "against their own self-interest" is a typo, right?

No, I was thinking of that thing people do were they act against their own self-interest while vigorously and strenuously defending their right to do so.

I was thinking of the logic that sees a section of Americans defend the rebrand of the 1% as "job creators," pejoratively labels any form of government "socialist" when it even vaguely purports to retain a degree of separation from corporate interests, ummm guns, being completely swallowed in debt by predatory financial practices, ummm... what else?

If these Americans acted IN their own self-interest they would take a more critical viewpoint of some of the things they're so vehement about.

Anyway, I shouldn't get into to American politics because I don't really understand it and it gets me in trouble, but I see the same thing kind of happening with Ford nation. The same rhetoric, the same militant decline in brain function on the part of the average person.

fields of salmon, Wednesday, 10 September 2014 21:58 (ten years ago)

(xpost) Chow had the lead at one point, and I don't think she's had any major gaffes or anything, but she just hasn't caught on at all--she's third and well behind. I'll vote for her with little enthusiasm.

clemenza, Wednesday, 10 September 2014 23:11 (ten years ago)

fields of salmon, this is basically what i mean when i say the people who support him are idiots. they like that he shows up when a pipe bursts, or a pothole needs fixing – but then he goes and votes (if he shows up for the vote) against funding for upgrades to infrastructure or road maintenance. he yells and shouts about respect for tax payers – but turns around and phones in his job, abuses his office and staff and blows money on idiotic, wasteful, unnecessary bullshit. they buy this blatant lie that he's one of them – that's he's some regular blue collar joe; but nothing can be further from the truth... he was born into a wealthy, politically connected family, has never hard to work hard in his life, has *never* had to worry about paying the bills or making ends meet. the only reason he didn't finish any education is because of his families wealth; because he didn't have to give a fuck. and the people who buy into all that bullshit – i'm sorry – but they are fucking. idiots.
and they are dragging us all down.

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 11 September 2014 02:31 (ten years ago)

No one's mentioned this yet; kind of amazing. (Wasn't aware of it when I posted earlier.)

http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/toronto/rob-ford-in-hospital-with-abdominal-tumour-1.2762528

clemenza, Thursday, 11 September 2014 05:01 (ten years ago)

this is going to turn into a cronenberg movie isn't it? maybe the tumor is what's been driving him over the past decade.

I dunno. (amateurist), Thursday, 11 September 2014 05:04 (ten years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7TutzfWiEaQ

francisF, Thursday, 11 September 2014 06:02 (ten years ago)

Yeah, there was that too. Man, the look in Tyson's eyes.

clemenza, Thursday, 11 September 2014 06:05 (ten years ago)

Haven't read it, but I get the gist. Please do. I think there are a lot of people like me who don't like Ford but really despise the brother. He'd be lucky to draw 15%.

clemenza, Friday, 12 September 2014 16:54 (ten years ago)

It's all happening:

https://twitter.com/jpags/status/510470393749315584

https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/510471456124571648

Ned Raggett, Friday, 12 September 2014 16:55 (ten years ago)

Confirmed apparently - Rob out, Doug in. And Michael Ford has withdrawn from running in the Etobicoke Ward 2. Gotta laugh. Else you cry.

everything, Friday, 12 September 2014 17:02 (ten years ago)

And clemenza OTM. Doug has less chance than Rob.

everything, Friday, 12 September 2014 17:03 (ten years ago)

Fantastic. Rob is _________ (insert name of famously incompetent politician). It's Doug who's Nixon.

clemenza, Friday, 12 September 2014 17:05 (ten years ago)

Doug Ford said there will not be two Fords on the mayoral ballot. Either way, Coun. Ford added, he will follow whatever the mayor's decision will be.

"I would jump off a bridge for the guy," he said.

LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Friday, 12 September 2014 17:08 (ten years ago)

No time like the present.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 12 September 2014 17:19 (ten years ago)

Rob is running for City Council now. Ward 2.

alskdfjlaskjdflasjdlksajd

Herbie Handcock (Murgatroid), Friday, 12 September 2014 17:24 (ten years ago)

Does he have a chance I wonder? Even there?

everything, Friday, 12 September 2014 17:25 (ten years ago)

and those imbeciles will vote him in. this is probably the worst case scenario. the guy would be a huge time/money sucking distraction on council. this is going to fucking suck.

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 12 September 2014 17:26 (ten years ago)

Bad news all around.
Doug will lose. Worse than Rob would have. Which is good - but spares Rob from the decisive public defeat he deserved.
Rob is now running for council in his old stronghold riding. He'll win.
So we have Rob on council for 4 years, gearing up to run again in 4 years.
So kind of back to square one. Only thing that will get him out of City Hall is death or criminal charges.
Both looming.

Brio2, Friday, 12 September 2014 17:27 (ten years ago)

I hadn't thought about the ramifications of him being on council again--obviously, just relieved it eliminates any chance of him as mayor (which I never believed would happen, but some of you seemed to think it was a possibility).

clemenza, Friday, 12 September 2014 17:29 (ten years ago)

everything: ward two is where his nephew was leading in the polls. the kid had zero work experience, zero political or volunteering experience, no relevant education and was refusing all interviews & debates. my only hope was that this kid would at least be quiet, but no – now they're going to vote back the shouting, lying, drunk-driving, bigot corpse of rob fucking ford.

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 12 September 2014 17:29 (ten years ago)

Also so fucking transparently opportunistic: if you're too sick to run for mayor, aren't you too sick to run for council

Brio2, Friday, 12 September 2014 17:30 (ten years ago)

and even those delusional clowns must know Doug couldn't get elected dog-catcher any more. His sole purpose in the Mayoral race is to kick shit around and prevent rational discussion and debate

Brio2, Friday, 12 September 2014 17:36 (ten years ago)

Everyone in Toronto should donate to the Andray Domise campaign in Ward 2.

Brio2, Friday, 12 September 2014 17:39 (ten years ago)

this is a great idea.

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 12 September 2014 17:46 (ten years ago)

I assume Ward 2 is Etobicoke? I'm out there...I said I'd volunteer if it looked like Ford was in danger of winning. Maybe I need to call my bluff.

clemenza, Friday, 12 September 2014 17:55 (ten years ago)

yeas. Ward 2 is Etobicoke north.

Brio2, Friday, 12 September 2014 17:58 (ten years ago)

agreed on Domise, he sounds like a very solid guy. And even more agreed on this, re: Doug "His sole purpose in the Mayoral race is to kick shit around and prevent rational discussion and debate".

pauls00, Friday, 12 September 2014 18:06 (ten years ago)

good luck Toronto (being sincere)

sleeve, Friday, 12 September 2014 18:28 (ten years ago)

thanks sleeve

Brio2, Friday, 12 September 2014 21:07 (ten years ago)

Interesting to think that Doug is going to have to start raising funds now, with just a couple of months to go. He can't just approriate Rob's war chest. Will they just return the money pledged to Rob and ask people to transfer it to Doug or what?

everything, Friday, 12 September 2014 21:15 (ten years ago)

more like Etobicrack amirite

╲╱\/╲/\╱╲╱\/\ (gr8080), Friday, 12 September 2014 21:28 (ten years ago)

lol

Sir Lord Baltimora (Myonga Vön Bontee), Friday, 12 September 2014 21:35 (ten years ago)

well the thing is - they've had no qualms about using their daddy's company for personal loans; even tho they know, and have been told, it's very much against the rules. they kind of do this thing called not giving a shit and getting away with it. so i think doug's fundraising efforts are going to go just fine.

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 12 September 2014 22:44 (ten years ago)

wish they had a brother named dinsdale

mookieproof, Friday, 12 September 2014 23:08 (ten years ago)

I went to Domise's site and signed up in the volunteer section. 52, and this is the first time I've even initiated something like this. Whether it actually happens, I don't know: I'd be a terrible canvasser or phone person, so I only checked off the office help and communications boxes, and I'm only available weekends. (No box for "Go around and steal Ford signs"; I would have checked that.) Not exactly an all-purpose volunteer. Anyway, I'm intrigued, and I hope they call.

clemenza, Friday, 12 September 2014 23:18 (ten years ago)

good on you! i just gave him money.

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 12 September 2014 23:40 (ten years ago)

Right on

everything, Friday, 12 September 2014 23:40 (ten years ago)

can somebody post a link to the opposition candidate's website so I can try to give them money as well?

sleeve, Saturday, 13 September 2014 03:03 (ten years ago)

http://www.andraydomise.ca/

I think he's one of many in that ward. I don't know anything about him--I just went by Brio and paul mentioning him.

clemenza, Saturday, 13 September 2014 03:28 (ten years ago)

Here's a good essay he put out a while ago: https://storify.com/AndrayDomiseTO/how-the-king-of-helping-tchc-helped-my-community. This line is the best: "Rob Ford isn't a mayor. He wasn't a councillor. He wasn't even a businessman. He's a salesman with a nice pitch, and a 0% close rate". This is also a well thought out piece: https://medium.com/@andraydomise/questions-for-torontos-african-canadian-voters-de60c9b6f531

pauls00, Saturday, 13 September 2014 15:49 (ten years ago)

Sobering; I'm positive (gulp, deep breath) it won't last.

http://www.thestar.com/news/city_hall/toronto2014election/2014/09/12/poll_doug_ford_starts_mayoral_campaign_in_competitive_second_place.html

clemenza, Sunday, 14 September 2014 20:43 (ten years ago)

Tory withdrew from a debate yesterday, and another one today (which led to Chow backing out too--with no one to debate, that at least makes sense, although I'm sure the organizers would still rather she attend). I don't get his strategy of operating just like the Fords.

http://globalnews.ca/news/1565593/no-mayoral-debates-tuesday-after-john-tory-pulls-out/

clemenza, Tuesday, 16 September 2014 11:26 (ten years ago)

No one's mentioned this yet; kind of amazing. (Wasn't aware of it when I posted earlier.)

http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/toronto/rob-ford-in-hospital-with-abdominal-tumour-1.2762528

― clemenza, Wednesday, September 10, 2014 11:01 PM (6 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this is going to turn into a cronenberg movie isn't it? maybe the tumor is what's been driving him over the past decade.

― I dunno. (amateurist), Wednesday, September 10, 2014 11:04 PM (6 days ago) Bookmark

Maybe the tumor is a teratoma, and he's got paraneoplastic limbic encephalitis: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anti-NMDA_receptor_encephalitis

Plasmon, Wednesday, 17 September 2014 03:28 (ten years ago)

holy crap

fields of salmon, Wednesday, 17 September 2014 17:06 (ten years ago)

He's got Liposarcoma - cancer of the fat cells.

everything, Wednesday, 17 September 2014 21:16 (ten years ago)

And it's malignant.

polyphonic, Wednesday, 17 September 2014 21:17 (ten years ago)

LOL at this press conference - in 5 mins the Dr has exposed two more Ford lies - that he had a tumor in 2009 and that he had a biopsy on his lungs.

everything, Wednesday, 17 September 2014 21:24 (ten years ago)

Why would Ford even lie about stuff like that?

everything, Wednesday, 17 September 2014 21:24 (ten years ago)

Surely he can't (or won't) still run for council? I want him to withdraw from the race and then, as a private citizen, recover fully.

clemenza, Wednesday, 17 September 2014 22:14 (ten years ago)

Why would Ford even lie about stuff like that?

― everything, Wednesday, September 17, 2014 4:24 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

why do chickens cluck?

I dunno. (amateurist), Friday, 19 September 2014 20:33 (ten years ago)

he knows he can win his riding from a hospital bed with zero campaigning and get paid like a champ to do nothing for four years. no way he's dropping off the ballot.

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 19 September 2014 21:08 (ten years ago)

clemenza i admire your "surely he can't or (won't)" faith in human nature even after all this time with the Fords, seriously though

those bitches have me cynical about cancer

Brio2, Friday, 19 September 2014 21:42 (ten years ago)

oh sorry that was everything who was asking questions about Ford like he was a regular person with morals and stuff

Brio2, Friday, 19 September 2014 21:43 (ten years ago)

Yeah, that query was a little too grounded in a non-Ford reality.

I'm going to go to Domise's headquarters tomorrow--they have a regular Saturday morning drop-in. I want to help, but I don't know: I keep thinking about that scene in The Candidate where Boyle hands Redford the matchbook with the one condition of his running scribbled down: "You lose." Ford seems invincible up there.

Pretty pointed interview with Domise that somebody posted on Facebook today:

http://metronews.ca/news/toronto/1160014/andray-domise-rob-ford-campaigning-on-the-political-equivalent-of-black-face/

clemenza, Saturday, 20 September 2014 01:11 (ten years ago)

Good for you! I donated some cash towards his campaign earlier this week, 'cause I wasn't sure what I could really contribute as a volunteer, from outside the ward. Let us know how it goes, please!

pauls00, Saturday, 20 September 2014 01:43 (ten years ago)

First debate with Doug Ford just started. Chow speaks, total silence. Ford speaks, wild applause for everything he says. Tory, same thing--maybe not quite as wild. Not that I'm wild about Chow, but kind of sad.

clemenza, Tuesday, 23 September 2014 23:42 (ten years ago)

wtf

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 23 September 2014 23:45 (ten years ago)

Ford and Tory have obviously filled the room, Gingrich-style, with whoopin' and hollerin' supporters. Chow is even getting jeered.

clemenza, Tuesday, 23 September 2014 23:48 (ten years ago)

oh god. ctv is streaming this? do i even want to?

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 23 September 2014 23:49 (ten years ago)

no. i'm staying with the J's game (they are now losing) (already).

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 23 September 2014 23:50 (ten years ago)

I'd mosey on over--getting kind of ugly. Some woman was just escorted out by the cops. (Not sure what the argument about.) The candidates almost walked off. They're taking a short break right now. (I'm watching CP24.)

clemenza, Tuesday, 23 September 2014 23:55 (ten years ago)

ya. i looked. seemed like she was trying to shout down Chow.

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 23 September 2014 23:57 (ten years ago)

can we talk about the blue jays now? Dalton Pompey (of Mississauga) just belted his first big league HR!

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 24 September 2014 00:22 (ten years ago)

I took a Contac C and ended up drifting through the whole debate, but Ford was really pulling that phony populist ivory-tower nonsense on Tory. And Tory seemed to let him, without much protest. And from what I heard, both Tory and Chow stay clear of Rob...which is understandable, politically, for the moment, but can't they at least bring up Doug's role in wildly slandering anyone and everyone as he defended his brother the past year?

clemenza, Wednesday, 24 September 2014 02:14 (ten years ago)

ya - i don't get that. how could Tory just not say how doug inherited a million dollar business, can't even count his florida condos and would have no idea what it's like for a family that can barely make ends meet. i'm sure John can find a polite way of say "that is such bullshit, you silver spoon brat".

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 24 September 2014 02:59 (ten years ago)

i dunno - maybe he just wants to rise above the personal attack approach the orangutans in the crowd seemed to enjoy so much.

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 24 September 2014 03:00 (ten years ago)

It's only one debate, but it seemed to me that Tory was hanging back like someone who believes he's won and just needs to avoid mistakes. That always works out so well in sports.

clemenza, Wednesday, 24 September 2014 03:48 (ten years ago)

it's what works on politics tho. remember hes sorta famous for putting his foot in his mouth.

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 24 September 2014 04:09 (ten years ago)

I hope you're right, but, at least in American politics, cautious, presumptive nominees don't always win. Clinton in 2008 is an obvious example.

clemenza, Wednesday, 24 September 2014 12:49 (ten years ago)

(I realize there were many other factors there, but early on, she just kind of coasted and stepped lightly.)

clemenza, Wednesday, 24 September 2014 12:51 (ten years ago)

I don't think Tory can afford to coast. Again, I hate this - but Chow should drop out if Doug starts to gain serious ground.

Brio2, Wednesday, 24 September 2014 17:01 (ten years ago)

I've decided I'll vote for Tory if he and Ford are close. I'm pretty sure I've never voted conservative-anything in my entire life--as sure as you can be over 35 years of voting--but if Chow's well behind and the other two are close, I won't contribute to Ford winning. Tory does at least seem pretty moderate on social issues.

clemenza, Wednesday, 24 September 2014 23:04 (ten years ago)

Honestly, Ford was such a creep last night.

clemenza, Wednesday, 24 September 2014 23:04 (ten years ago)

"Respect for the taxpayer."

fields of salmon, Thursday, 25 September 2014 00:51 (ten years ago)

Yeah it pains me too, Clemenza. But at this point I just feel like Chow's run such a horrible tin-eared and chickenshit campaign... and even if she did somehow win, after 4 years of her the city would swing hard right - so I'll hold my nose and vote Tory and hope for something better in 4 years.

Brio2, Thursday, 25 September 2014 15:33 (ten years ago)

Matlow!

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 26 September 2014 01:27 (ten years ago)

Farrow!

Brio2, Friday, 26 September 2014 16:08 (ten years ago)

Love Doug's latest. Skips today's Empire Club debate because it's $80 a plate, and Ford says regular folks can't afford that. On Thursday, he attended a $125-a-plate fundraiser, and, according to a story on the 1010 site, "is reportedly scheduled to take part in a $750 a person fundraiser in Etobicoke."

clemenza, Saturday, 27 September 2014 01:49 (ten years ago)

This is amazing

http://www.cp24.com/news/2014-municipal-elections/doug-ford-gets-booed-for-referencing-the-jewish-people-in-his-life-1.2040585#ixzz3FKlr6vi0

“Ari, I’m not going to address your comment, but you know something, my doctor, my Jewish doctor, my Jewish dentist, my Jewish lawyer, my Jewish - hold it - accountant…”

Chuck_Tatum, Monday, 6 October 2014 15:22 (ten years ago)

I've gone into the Domise headquarters the past three Saturdays to help (the guy running against Rob in Ward 2). By request--I'm not someone to canvass (I don't want to be on the receiving end of how I can be with canvassers...)--I've been doing drudgework: inputting voters into a databank. The highlight is coming across famous movie-character names. So far I've processed an Elaine Robinson and a William Moran (well, it's a famous name for me). Hoping to come across Walter Neff, Minnie Castevet, and Haven Hamilton before the election.

clemenza, Monday, 6 October 2014 16:14 (ten years ago)

that's awesome you went through with helping him out!

and Doug Ford at the United Jewish Appeal Federation debate was amazing. he is literally saying things you would expect from a political comedy sketch. amazing.

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 6 October 2014 17:23 (ten years ago)

He forgot his tailor, I guess.

Chuck_Tatum, Monday, 6 October 2014 20:05 (ten years ago)

i'm sure he intended to mention his tailor, Shylock Silvergoldstein, but couldn't due to all the laughter/jeers from the anti-semites in the crowd.

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 6 October 2014 20:31 (ten years ago)

Doug on the radio today:

"He released a statement calling me a racist, anti-Semitic. He was implying that. It’s very clear," Ford said. "This is John Tory and I demand an apology. My wife is Jewish. Her mother, her family is Jewish. She was insulated last night after seeing the comments."

"Insulated"--love it. I'm not sure if it's a typo in the article, or if he actually said that.

http://globalnews.ca/news/1599933/doug-ford-booed-at-mayoral-debate-over-comments-on-jewish-community/

clemenza, Monday, 6 October 2014 20:54 (ten years ago)

Typo--darn. Mrs. Ford is still losing heat as I type.

clemenza, Monday, 6 October 2014 20:59 (ten years ago)

Disconcerting--and this was conducted after Sunday's debate.

http://www.thestar.com/news/city_hall/toronto2014election/2014/10/06/doug_ford_closes_on_john_tory_tied_in_latest_forum_poll.html

It's got to be an outlier. I take it from what people have posted here that there's no way Chow drops out. Maybe an editorial from Now could nudge her in that direction.

clemenza, Tuesday, 7 October 2014 12:18 (ten years ago)

god this election has been going on for soooooo long

socki (s1ocki), Tuesday, 7 October 2014 14:00 (ten years ago)

just make it end already so we all never have to hear about toronto municipal politics ever again

socki (s1ocki), Tuesday, 7 October 2014 14:00 (ten years ago)

the good news is we're getting ranked ballots in the near future – so hopefully things calm down after that.

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 7 October 2014 14:28 (ten years ago)

I'll speak to somebody about stepping up the pace.

clemenza, Tuesday, 7 October 2014 14:37 (ten years ago)

RF on forgetting he called Jews "kikes" and being reminded by his wife Renata, who totally zings him:

“I was taken aback,” the mayor told the Sun. “I said to Renata, ‘I don’t remember saying that,’ and she said, ‘Yeah, you did. You insulted 99 per cent of the world and you don’t remember covering that one?’”

http://www.cp24.com/news/rob-ford-considering-apologizing-personally-to-ari-goldkind-report-1.2043085#ixzz3FYwZnzxZ

Brio2, Wednesday, 8 October 2014 16:24 (ten years ago)

Sure you all saw this but...just another lie from Doug - his wife isn't actually Jewish. He never said she was.
http://www.thestar.com/news/city_hall/toronto2014election/2014/10/07/doubt_cast_on_doug_fords_claim_of_jewish_wife.html

everything, Wednesday, 8 October 2014 23:55 (ten years ago)

My first day as a sign guy. This was too good to pass up.

http://i1059.photobucket.com/albums/t427/sayhey1/f969019b-4f7d-4b7c-a44e-f21b86a7179a_zps328589c6.jpg

clemenza, Saturday, 11 October 2014 22:18 (ten years ago)

That's awesome, Clemenza!

So have you all voted yet? Going with your heads or your hearts? This is going to be tougher than I expected, actually.

Brio2, Friday, 17 October 2014 18:39 (ten years ago)

Thanks. I've got a bit of a voting dilemma. I want to leave the 27th open so I can do some driving for the Domise campaign. Voting early, though, I won't be able to see where the polls stand, which was going to be the determining factor in whether or not I cast a very unenthusiastic ballot for Tory. The early polls go until Sunday of this weekend. If I vote for Chow and Ford squeaks by, I'll feel terrible.

clemenza, Friday, 17 October 2014 21:40 (ten years ago)

Yeah but if you vote for Tory, he might win

she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Friday, 17 October 2014 23:28 (ten years ago)

lol. ya - i swore off strategic voting a while ago. chow all the way for me (I guess).

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Saturday, 18 October 2014 00:13 (ten years ago)

First time, if I follow through. I dislike the Fords that intensely.

clemenza, Saturday, 18 October 2014 00:17 (ten years ago)

I'd go for Chow. Even if Ford wins it won't be by only one vote, right?

everything, Saturday, 18 October 2014 02:21 (ten years ago)

I understand about not liking the Fords. But I am hoping everyone who thought "hmm, maybe I should go to Tory" decides to vote Chow with their hearts and maybe we can do this. She is so passionate about Toronto. I know no mayor is really going to get anything done but I think she can get a little bit more community back in our city.

she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Saturday, 18 October 2014 05:43 (ten years ago)

Zero understanding for "strategic voting", it sounds like it was introduced specifically by the Tory campaign. Toronto is an left city that elected Ford because of a split vote, why anybody is considering not voting for Chow is insanity, when the right is split?

fgti, Saturday, 18 October 2014 05:51 (ten years ago)

Um, I'm not sure Toronto is a 'left' city post amalgamation -- it's been near even since '98 and even after Ford's spectacle and Tory's decades of haplessness etobicoke and rosedale and everywhere beyond the roncy to greenwood to dupont line haven't necessarily changed their minds. Short take: Mike Harris: bad man, good politician.

soma's little yelpers (lion in winter), Saturday, 18 October 2014 06:31 (ten years ago)

gl TO

Starland Vocal Gland (sic), Saturday, 18 October 2014 06:38 (ten years ago)

Toronto proper is left; Toronto GTA is not. I understand what some of you are saying, but if it gets to a point where the winner is clearly going to be Tory or Ford, and Chow is polling in the low 20s, what exactly does a vote for Chow accomplish?

clemenza, Saturday, 18 October 2014 13:50 (ten years ago)

No, I mean: Chow was polling well in the lead for so long, well above where Tory is now, I don't understand how "anyone but Ford" would work on Tory's behalf. It makes no sense to me.

fgti, Saturday, 18 October 2014 14:28 (ten years ago)

why anybody is considering not voting for Chow is insanity, when the right is split?

A couple of months ago on this thread, I guessed there would be one of two vote-splitting narratives the election would follow: Ford vs. not-Ford, or Olivia vs. right. Early on, when she was leading, it was the latter; it seems to have clearly moved in the direction of the former, even if it's with a different Ford now. I wish it hadn't developed that way, but it has--it's not anything invented by Tory.

clemenza, Saturday, 18 October 2014 23:32 (ten years ago)

Toronto is an left city that elected Ford because of a split vote

Not sure how accurate the second part of this is either. If you added Smitherman's and Pantalone's vote totals together, assuming they were both 'left' candidates (a big assumption), they would have been only marginally higher than Ford's total (47.34 vs 47.11, going by Wikipedia figures for whatever they're worth).

EveningStar (Sund4r), Saturday, 18 October 2014 23:56 (ten years ago)

I'm not arguing in favour of 'strategic voting', to be clear.

EveningStar (Sund4r), Saturday, 18 October 2014 23:58 (ten years ago)

Anyway, Ottawa's municipal politics are so dry compared to your city's.

EveningStar (Sund4r), Sunday, 19 October 2014 00:00 (ten years ago)

I don't think the phrase "strategic voting" is accurate, at least not in my case (if I do vote Tory, which I still haven't decided...I've got about 12 hours). It sounds like something that's been carefully analyzed and worked out, when it would in fact be much more visceral: stop Ford in any way possible.

clemenza, Sunday, 19 October 2014 00:04 (ten years ago)

The Domise campaign was excited yesterday about a poll showing they've (we've?) pulled ahead of Ford. Did my first actual canvassing.

I've decided I'll vote Chow today, with this promise: if Ford squeaks in, I will never again in my life hesitate for a solitary second to "vote strategically."

clemenza, Sunday, 19 October 2014 17:46 (ten years ago)

Funny guy working my advance poll today--told me he needed a driver's license, plus the $20 processing fee. I bet he's told that joke a couple of thousand times the past week.

clemenza, Sunday, 19 October 2014 20:23 (ten years ago)

apparently Domise was asking for people to stop donating to him and instead to direct their contributions to other candidates?!

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 20 October 2014 01:59 (ten years ago)

True:

https://twitter.com/AndrayDomiseTO/status/523884502503133185

I don't know--I guess they have all their expenses covered.

clemenza, Monday, 20 October 2014 02:35 (ten years ago)

Tory's 14 up--can't see him losing. My very strategic vote for Chow ("I don't think it's close enough that I'll regret this, and this way I can still say I didn't vote for a center-right candidate.") looks okay.

clemenza, Wednesday, 22 October 2014 18:04 (ten years ago)

sincerest apologies, clemenza

she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Tuesday, 28 October 2014 00:24 (ten years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/HMeeQdu.png

I've got an outstanding pole for you! Oh wait, Ghomeshi already tried that.

fields of salmon, Tuesday, 28 October 2014 00:32 (ten years ago)

Tasteless, my apologies.

fields of salmon, Tuesday, 28 October 2014 00:33 (ten years ago)

wow - Domise got destroyed. this fucking city...

AKA Thermo Thinwall (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 28 October 2014 01:31 (ten years ago)

Terrible news there. Domise is the first political candidate I've ever contibuted to. Anyone who wants to unseat any incumbent in Toronto has a lot of organizing work to do, and he seemed to be doing a great job.

pauls00, Tuesday, 28 October 2014 01:52 (ten years ago)

Thanks, FFM. I'm sure Andray will run again at some point--I agree with my friend that you may see him go for mayor one day, after some time on council. His speech at the after-party (wake?) was very good. Have no idea at all what Ford plans to do during his term, except create more headaches for everyone.

clemenza, Tuesday, 28 October 2014 02:12 (ten years ago)

Wait ford won?!?

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 28 October 2014 02:47 (ten years ago)

Councillor, not mayor. If he gets past his health issues, I'm sure he'll be a pariah on council.

clemenza, Tuesday, 28 October 2014 02:54 (ten years ago)

and his fresh-out-of-high school nephew (after changing his fucking name to ford) won as trustee - despite having zero relevant experience, going to zero debates and answering zero questions.

AKA Thermo Thinwall (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 28 October 2014 04:12 (ten years ago)

fuck this family of entitled shit brats. you get rid of one – and another, even less qualified, one sneaks his way onto the public gravy teat.

AKA Thermo Thinwall (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 28 October 2014 04:14 (ten years ago)

The Ford I voted for--Russ Ford--lost.

clemenza, Tuesday, 28 October 2014 04:17 (ten years ago)

(For those outside of Toronto, not related...I mean, maybe if you go back a few dozen generations.)

clemenza, Tuesday, 28 October 2014 04:18 (ten years ago)

i don't even want to ride in a ford anymore.

AKA Thermo Thinwall (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 28 October 2014 04:18 (ten years ago)

It's (mostly) over. Not with a bang but a whimper.

Brio2, Tuesday, 28 October 2014 16:03 (ten years ago)

four weeks pass...

Older brother won't be running for premier:

http://www.thestar.com/news/queenspark/2014/11/27/doug_ford_declines_to_enter_race_for_ontario_pc_leadership.html

Disappointed. I wanted him to win the nomination, make one blunder after another during the election, and get thoroughly trounced.

clemenza, Thursday, 27 November 2014 22:44 (ten years ago)

Not too long before Harper will be putting together his team for the next federal election. He'll need a man with Doug's campaigning experience.

everything, Friday, 28 November 2014 00:46 (ten years ago)

two months pass...

First day back for council; he's going to be such an asset going forward. (Listen to the audio clip just below the photo.)

clemenza, Wednesday, 11 February 2015 02:40 (ten years ago)

Oops--link:

http://www.newstalk1010.com/news/2015/02/10/watch-councillor-ford-spars-with-mayor-tory

clemenza, Wednesday, 11 February 2015 02:56 (ten years ago)

Day 2: gets into an argument over emergency shelter for homeless people during extreme cold (supposedly modest hotel rooms, with $50,000 a month budgeted: "And if they don't like those, maybe they'll want condos"), later on gets kicked out of chambers for an unrelated matter.

clemenza, Wednesday, 11 February 2015 23:01 (ten years ago)

sooooo stoned in this clip:
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2015/02/10/john-tory-rob-ford-mayor-election-city-council_n_6655166.html

Brio2, Thursday, 12 February 2015 20:23 (ten years ago)

two months pass...

Had his surgery today.

http://www.thestar.com/news/gta/2015/05/11/rob-ford-in-hospital-for-cancer-surgery-today.html

clemenza, Monday, 11 May 2015 23:16 (ten years ago)

Apparently they got the entire tumor out--10 hours. Good for him. Which also means we can all go back to attacking him guilt-free (the illness was always a complicating factor for me--I know for many people it wasn't).

clemenza, Tuesday, 12 May 2015 11:40 (ten years ago)

two months pass...

The guy who shot the video that started all this was sentenced today.

http://www.thestar.com/news/crime/2015/07/21/creator-of-rob-ford-crack-video-sentenced-to-eight-years-for-trafficking.html

clemenza, Wednesday, 22 July 2015 03:40 (ten years ago)

this is how dude looked when he showed up to cast the only vote in favor of a stop and frisk law

http://i.imgur.com/0DMAvJH.jpg

D-30 (gr8080), Friday, 24 July 2015 20:41 (ten years ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/507000356271042560/ar741Yoo.jpeg

nomar, Friday, 24 July 2015 20:58 (ten years ago)

lol

Οὖτις, Friday, 24 July 2015 21:07 (ten years ago)

(xpost) I love Tory in that photo. "Please--disappear. (Closes eyes, opens them.) Damn."

clemenza, Saturday, 25 July 2015 01:44 (ten years ago)

stay classy, crackhead.

빨간 럼 ఎరుపు రమ్ רום אדום (Eisbaer), Saturday, 25 July 2015 02:52 (ten years ago)

seven months pass...

Latest round of chemotherapy has not worked out, going back for more.

http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/toronto/rob-ford-condition-1.3498155

clemenza, Saturday, 19 March 2016 19:53 (nine years ago)

RIP:
https://twitter.com/jpags/status/712294380841934848

... (Eazy), Tuesday, 22 March 2016 15:09 (nine years ago)

what a life story

Upset by racist left wingers calling me an egg (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 22 March 2016 15:16 (nine years ago)

http://media.giphy.com/media/3xz2BPbIqcqpFDKXsI/giphy.gif

hunangarage, Tuesday, 22 March 2016 15:43 (nine years ago)

astonished to learn how young he was. not only was he a fixture for what seemed like a long while, but he /looked/ a lot older, even before his recent battle with cancer.

wizzz! (amateurist), Tuesday, 22 March 2016 15:56 (nine years ago)

rip big man

μpright mammal (mh), Tuesday, 22 March 2016 15:57 (nine years ago)

xpost Yeah, no kidding. I'd never paid attention to his age before, so learning that he was less than a decade older than me is mindblowing. I clearly have some hard living to do.

Horse Throat (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 22 March 2016 16:03 (nine years ago)

Terrible mayor, but I can't take pleasure in this--the great majority of the harm he did was to himself. The city will go on.

clemenza, Tuesday, 22 March 2016 16:04 (nine years ago)

rip. always sad to hear about someone dying from cancer at 46 with two young kids.

Treeship, Tuesday, 22 March 2016 16:40 (nine years ago)

what a wild ride though. he was so clearly out of control of his life, i don't understand how he or anyone around him thought he was fit to continue being mayor.

Treeship, Tuesday, 22 March 2016 16:41 (nine years ago)

We'll not see his like again. I'd say he was basically a Chris Farley skit come to life except Chris Farley already was that.

A nationally known air show announcer/personality (tipsy mothra), Tuesday, 22 March 2016 16:50 (nine years ago)

He almost outlived the website that crowdsourced a video of him smoking crack.

someone who just gets annoyed at bad tweets (stevie), Tuesday, 22 March 2016 16:58 (nine years ago)

Things you would have expected Rob Ford to die of other than cancer:

- cirrhosis
- overdose (cocaine)
- heart explodes
- car off a bridge
- knifed by a hooker

the top man in the language department (誤訳侮辱), Tuesday, 22 March 2016 18:35 (nine years ago)

at least he lived to see gawker dealt a fatal blow

Mordy, Tuesday, 22 March 2016 18:36 (nine years ago)

who knows if he was following that news. I'd imagine he had many other things on his mind!

ejemplo (crüt), Tuesday, 22 March 2016 18:39 (nine years ago)

Things you would have expected Rob Ford to die of other than cancer:

- cirrhosis
- overdose (cocaine)
- heart explodes
- car off a bridge
- knifed by a hooker

― the top man in the language department (誤訳侮辱), Tuesday, March 22, 2016 1:35 PM (13 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

or somehow, all of the above at once

wizzz! (amateurist), Tuesday, 22 March 2016 18:55 (nine years ago)

(i challenge you all to write a screenplay that culminates in such an event)

wizzz! (amateurist), Tuesday, 22 March 2016 18:55 (nine years ago)

Basic Instinct 2 already exists.

the top man in the language department (誤訳侮辱), Tuesday, 22 March 2016 19:03 (nine years ago)

RIP Big Homie

flopson, Tuesday, 22 March 2016 19:23 (nine years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EykpGoXyKVg

wizzz! (amateurist), Tuesday, 22 March 2016 19:28 (nine years ago)

One thing where I'm torn was his decision to run for council after he dropped out of the mayoral race. I volunteered for his main opponent, who did end up finishing second. It was selfish for Ford to run, everyone knew that, but I can also understand that in his circumstances, maybe he or his family felt that remaining active would have some therapeutic value. I wonder how Andray Domise is feeling today. (He tweeted something very gracious, but I'm sure there are mixed feelings there.)

clemenza, Tuesday, 22 March 2016 19:37 (nine years ago)

According to some narratives, Ford's true plunge into the deep end of substance abuse came in the wake of the death of his own father. I can't help but feel that somewhere in this timeframe Ford became aware of his own mortality, not in the abstract grief counselling sense, but in the very real sense that cancer already had its hooks in him.

I disliked Ford immensely, but he joins the pantheon of fellow Toronto artists who truly succeeded at exposing something of the city's hidden history, a city often noted for the safe, polite narratives of its elites and its media. As an artist, he joins David Cronenberg in chronicling the seething body horror of sprawling 1980s Toronto. He joins the band Rush in documenting the hodgepodge of Tolkien, Ayn Rand, and suburban teenage loneliness that, for those of a certain age, may have stood in for coherent politics (and what's more, possibly fed anxiety about the Cronenbergian horror at the limit case of all politics, coherent or otherwise).

fields of salmon, Wednesday, 23 March 2016 13:59 (nine years ago)

if you ask me, he ran for reelection because a) he needed a paycheck while he probably wouldn't be able to work much b) Deco (his family business) did not want him and is likely not doing well financially C) it's all he really knows D) he wants to stay in any kind of limelight he can.

Mad Piratical (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 23 March 2016 16:15 (nine years ago)

got to wonder if the constant media hype and clickbait idolization didn't drive him further into addiction.

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 23 March 2016 17:09 (nine years ago)

Gawker is basically an enabler but worse than just an enabler one that doesn't even try to be your friend but wholly profits off your self destruction

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 23 March 2016 17:11 (nine years ago)

Gawker totally helped kill this guy early, I don't think there can be any doubt about it

larry appleton, Wednesday, 23 March 2016 17:30 (nine years ago)

I like the way Tory is handling this. (I do like Tory so far; I think I'm incapable of ever actually voting for a conservative, but I think he's our version of John Lindsay on the spectrum, at least socially.) Whatever the family wants in the way of a civic ceremony, sounds like he's talking to them and deferring to their wishes.

clemenza, Wednesday, 23 March 2016 19:26 (nine years ago)

Gawker is not responsible for anything ford wasn't already way ahead of them in doing to himself.

Mad Piratical (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 23 March 2016 19:50 (nine years ago)

Right. Gawker went to crazy lengths to blow that shit up into the public sphere, and doing so put that guy's demons on full display for the world. I remember how we all laughed at him falling apart. Well, not me, it made me sick to my stomach. Now he's dead.

"So? That's not going to affect anyone, especially a guy who's clearly struggling with some deep shit. Bring on the LOLs!"

larry appleton, Wednesday, 23 March 2016 19:54 (nine years ago)

there can and is and should be doubt about whether gawker killed rob ford early, what the fuck

goole, Wednesday, 23 March 2016 19:55 (nine years ago)

had cbc on in the background last night and caught a little bit of the news and the national, both mentioning ford's death obviously, and just found that both were way too deferential. they don't need to do a hatchet job on a guy who just died but casting it as an almost purely human interest story with the only marginally critical elements of the broadcasts being referring to him as "polarizing" or mentioning that he "struggled with substance abuse issues" is just way too polite, even for canada.

trickle-down ergonomics (jim in glasgow), Wednesday, 23 March 2016 19:55 (nine years ago)

xp

Why? I've seen people get similar treatment and it, oddly enough, led to things like suicide, death from excessive drug and alcohol use, etc. Treating people like sacks of garbage for personal amusement ... ehhh, tends not to be something that has a positive or neutral impact on the life of another.

larry appleton, Wednesday, 23 March 2016 19:56 (nine years ago)

guy was a huge drug addict with an exploding scandal whether or not gawker -- and a whole shitload of other US based media -- decided to take an interest in toronto politics all of a sudden

i don't think cancer cares much about any of that. if you want to make a case that the added ridicule led to increased stress which sapped his body's ability to fight, idk, maybe talk to his doctors and see if you're on the right track

goole, Wednesday, 23 March 2016 19:59 (nine years ago)

You know I'm at least little right, you just don't want to admit to yourself, because it's pretty sick stuff.

larry appleton, Wednesday, 23 March 2016 20:00 (nine years ago)

my god

goole, Wednesday, 23 March 2016 20:02 (nine years ago)

xp lol. you're not right. if the mayor of the fourth largest by population city in north america has substance abuse issues it's a perfectly legitimate story for press to cover. the press coverage was even fairly sympathetic, i.e. "lol look at this incorrigible mayor who boozes like crazy and smokes crack"

trickle-down ergonomics (jim in glasgow), Wednesday, 23 March 2016 20:05 (nine years ago)

You know I'm at least little right, you just don't want to admit to yourself, because it's pretty sick stuff.

― larry appleton, Wednesday, March 23, 2016 4:00 PM (7 minutes ago)

sick stuff. sad!

k3vin k., Wednesday, 23 March 2016 20:09 (nine years ago)

he wasn't exactly going to rehab and cleaning up his act before anything was published

μpright mammal (mh), Wednesday, 23 March 2016 20:44 (nine years ago)

he died of cancer. cancer doesn't read gawker.

wizzz! (amateurist), Wednesday, 23 March 2016 21:18 (nine years ago)

cancer stopped reading after caity left iirc

Upset by racist left wingers calling me an egg (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 23 March 2016 21:29 (nine years ago)

gawker is cancer

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 23 March 2016 21:30 (nine years ago)

for the record - i never laughed about any of the crack stuff. what make me sick was that a drunk driving pathological lair could hold office and have such a rabid following in the first place. he humiliated the entire city and reveled in the attention. that's what was sickening about all this. i was embarrassed. as well as insulted and angry when he refused to step down, he obviously was not going to get any work done at all (not that he was killing it in the first place). it was no secret he'd been doing this for a long time and he was not capable of changing. none of that is gawkers fault.

Mad Piratical (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 23 March 2016 22:30 (nine years ago)

Pretty much this.

CP24 coverage was pretty awful in glossing any number of his gross and shameful incompetence in office, and his reactionary and regressive policies (god, remember the whole ferris wheel thing), not to mention his principally unrepentant taunting of both law and common decency, as "some people had political differences". Not surprised, but still disgusted, that him being wildly unpopular and controversial in the worst ways becomes "a marginal section disagrees with his politics (not to mention everything else)"

Also, You know I'm at least little right, you just don't want to admit to yourself is super trolly in its transformation of misunderstanding into self-righteousness, for any of the reasons listed above.

ed.b, Thursday, 24 March 2016 02:29 (nine years ago)

gawker is cancer

― Οὖτις, Wednesday, March 23, 2016 4:30 PM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

well, then we're halfway to curing it, then.

wizzz! (amateurist), Thursday, 24 March 2016 02:44 (nine years ago)

(then, then)

wizzz! (amateurist), Thursday, 24 March 2016 02:44 (nine years ago)

i am no defender of gawker, but if a mayor of a major city is out there smoking crack there is nothing for the media to do except report on it. this wasn't a conde nast executive situation.

Treeship, Thursday, 24 March 2016 03:03 (nine years ago)

nice of gawker to elect rob ford into public office

lettered and hapful (symsymsym), Thursday, 24 March 2016 03:07 (nine years ago)

i am no defender of gawker, but if a mayor of a major city is out there smoking crack there is nothing for the media to do except report on it. this wasn't a conde nast executive situation.

Crackstarter. End of story.

larry appleton, Thursday, 24 March 2016 03:09 (nine years ago)

Isn't Balky needing help with something

Neanderthal, Thursday, 24 March 2016 03:17 (nine years ago)

No

larry appleton, Thursday, 24 March 2016 03:19 (nine years ago)

I'm going to smoke some weed, this shit's bumming me out. RIP Rob Ford and Balky.

larry appleton, Thursday, 24 March 2016 03:23 (nine years ago)

Great piece:

http://www.buzzfeed.com/ivortossell/rob-ford-the-honest-liar#.sgOv3m1Q7

... (Eazy), Thursday, 24 March 2016 03:35 (nine years ago)

feeling this one a lot: http://tvo.org/article/current-affairs/shared-values/andray-domise-the-rob-ford-legacy-that-many-refuse-to-confront

Mad Piratical (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 24 March 2016 04:31 (nine years ago)

I remember how we all laughed at him falling apart. Well, not me, it made me sick to my stomach.

"I remember when we all did that terrible thing. Well, not me, I'm awesome."

someone who just gets annoyed at bad tweets (stevie), Thursday, 24 March 2016 10:43 (nine years ago)

Wow, Domise is a great writer for a politician.

Treeship, Thursday, 24 March 2016 13:22 (nine years ago)

Just got a fundraising e-mail from Domise about a community project that started a while ago. I hope he runs in the by-election (when?), hope he wins, and I may volunteer again. But he should hold off on e-mails for at least a little while.

clemenza, Thursday, 24 March 2016 19:39 (nine years ago)

This is terrifying (from the Buzzfeed article above):
" hired as his personal driver a drug-dealing friend who was convicted of threatening to kill a woman, and who carried around a vial of bedbugs as a threat to his enemies; "

“I hate my wife. She doesn’t even have a dick” (sunny successor), Friday, 25 March 2016 15:11 (nine years ago)

what's terrifying is how much support he continued to enjoy.

Mad Piratical (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 25 March 2016 20:37 (nine years ago)

New Yorker piece about Ford as a blueprint for Trump. (New piece--there's a similar one that was written a year or two ago.)

http://www.newyorker.com/news/news-desk/the-calculated-populism-of-rob-ford

clemenza, Friday, 25 March 2016 22:47 (nine years ago)

A few months ago, I should say--it only feels like two years of candidate Trump.

clemenza, Friday, 25 March 2016 22:52 (nine years ago)

Robyn Doolittle, lead reporter in the crack story who went on to write Crazy Town:

http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/national/my-relationship-with-rob-ford-its-complicated/article29397563/

clemenza, Saturday, 26 March 2016 12:00 (nine years ago)

Older brother--who, as I'm sure I've said before on this thread, I consider even worse--says a by-election should be called immediately (because that's what Rob would have wanted), and he's "not sure" yet if he will run.

I hope, but sincerely doubt, he'll sit this one out. The seat should be contested by the people who ran last time in an impossible situation: Ford had gone public with his cancer, so everybody running against him had to almost abstain from saying anything critical out of common decency. (I don't think he was in rehab yet.) Absent Ford, I think Domise will run and win, but there was another woman in her early 20s who did quite well too. Putting the ward and the city through another Ford election and another Ford term on council is disheartening in so many ways. (If nothing else, I assume this campaign would be substantially uglier than last time.) If he does run, he'll win. Ugh.

clemenza, Friday, 1 April 2016 11:35 (nine years ago)

at least if he gets in as a councilor it means he can't run for the PC leadership. i really fucking hope that party has learned it's lesson with Hudak, that they need to move towards the center and not away from it. would love to be able to consider them an option again.
on the other hand, i don't think he stands a chance with the PCs, whereas councilor would be a cakewalk for him. but - the people of ward 2 made their bed when the voted in a very obviously sick (in every sense of the word) rob ford. they've basically being going without real representation for a decade now anyways – what's another two years.

Mad Piratical (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 1 April 2016 15:12 (nine years ago)

Yeah, I'm of the second view: he'd never win provincially (an election, I mean--I guess he could get the nomination), so I'd rather have him go that route.

clemenza, Saturday, 2 April 2016 16:20 (nine years ago)

one month passes...

Little Nephew Jr. running; what a drag. Part of me wants Domise to take a chance, most of me says don't bother.

http://www.thestar.com/news/city_hall/2016/05/04/byelection-to-be-held-to-fill-rob-fords-seat.html

clemenza, Thursday, 5 May 2016 21:17 (nine years ago)

lil guy

Treeship, Thursday, 5 May 2016 21:20 (nine years ago)

according to that article his birth name is Michael Stirpe

ejemplo (crüt), Thursday, 5 May 2016 22:24 (nine years ago)

one year passes...

I'm glad they're rewriting the fact that it was a female reporter who investigated Rob Ford. Why have a woman be a lead character when a man could do it? Ammaright? https://t.co/Nx3holhuZW

— robyndoolittle (@robyndoolittle) April 10, 2018

srsly

caroline dhavernas is even canadian!

https://giphy.com/gifs/television-hannibal-3cXQ1pfu2Vf3O

j., Wednesday, 11 April 2018 00:09 (seven years ago)

Thermo and I are to blame.

at least if (Doug) gets in as a councilor it means he can't run for the PC leadership. i really fucking hope that party has learned it's lesson with Hudak, that they need to move towards the center and not away from it. would love to be able to consider them an option again. on the other hand, i don't think he stands a chance with the PCs...

― Mad Piratical (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Friday, April 1, 2016

Yeah, I'm of the second view: he'd never win provincially (an election, I mean--I guess he could get the nomination), so I'd rather have him go that route.

― clemenza, Saturday, April 2, 2016

clemenza, Wednesday, 11 April 2018 01:29 (seven years ago)


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