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The winner is preordained and there's a chance nothing after IV gets a vote, but why not?

Poll Results

OptionVotes
Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan 20
Star Trek: The Motion Picture 6
Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home 5
Star Trek (reboot) 5
Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country 4
Star Trek III: The Search for Spock 2
Star Trek: First Contact 2
Star Trek Generations 1
Star Trek: Insurrection 0
Star Trek: Nemesis 0
Star Trek V: The Final Frontier 0
Star Trek Into Darkness 0


Kiarostami bag (milo z), Friday, 24 May 2013 05:53 (twelve years ago)

II is probably a better movie but I'm voting IV because Spock nerve pinches the dude with the ghetto blaster.
V was the first one I saw in the theater - even age 8-9 I remember thinking it was the worst thing I'd ever seen
VI I have a soft spot for - "first star on the left, straight on til morning," Kirk flirting with the hermaphrodite alien on the prison planet
The scene in First Contact where Data gets o-face when the Borg Queen blows on his new skin is awkward
I don't remember Nemesis at all - Picard's clone? wtf

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Friday, 24 May 2013 05:56 (twelve years ago)

i might actually vote for VI, just because it feels like such a good, solid, dignified sendoff for the original cast. haven't watched it since i was about 13 but i vividly remember getting choked up at the end when kirk says 'this is the final voyage of the starship enterprise...'

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Friday, 24 May 2013 06:02 (twelve years ago)

V is definitely the worst one (tho i haven't seen nemesis or insurrection), but the first one's probably the hardest one to sit through.

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Friday, 24 May 2013 06:04 (twelve years ago)

The one with the whales where scotty tries to talk to the mouse or GTFO.

Popture, Friday, 24 May 2013 06:09 (twelve years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gr82dZpCr48

fit and working again, Friday, 24 May 2013 07:52 (twelve years ago)

double dumbass on you !

massaman gai, Friday, 24 May 2013 09:23 (twelve years ago)

Wrath of Khan.

Public Brooding Closet (cryptosicko), Friday, 24 May 2013 11:45 (twelve years ago)

nuclear wessels

massaman gai, Friday, 24 May 2013 12:07 (twelve years ago)

whales or Khan by a long way

the league against cool sports (Noodle Vague), Friday, 24 May 2013 12:17 (twelve years ago)

probably gonna vote whales

the league against cool sports (Noodle Vague), Friday, 24 May 2013 12:17 (twelve years ago)

you'd think i'd like vi more than i do

the white queen and her caustic judgments (difficult listening hour), Friday, 24 May 2013 12:17 (twelve years ago)

think i've seen all the OS movies but can't remember anything about III or VI

the league against cool sports (Noodle Vague), Friday, 24 May 2013 12:18 (twelve years ago)

III: they undo II and Klingon Rev Jim kills Kirk's son
VI: Feds make peace w/ Klingons

I don't understand the massive love for IV, aside from it being a comedy after a fairly grim III, but about 40% of it is lousy comedy.

ballin' from Maine to Mexico (Dr Morbius), Friday, 24 May 2013 13:54 (twelve years ago)

odds/evens rule doesn't work.
IV isn't all that great and Motion Picture and III are underrated. I'd watch II, III, and VI any day of the week.
First Contact is the only TNG one worth any attention.

chinavision!, Friday, 24 May 2013 14:22 (twelve years ago)

also Shatner WORKS IT in III

chinavision!, Friday, 24 May 2013 14:23 (twelve years ago)

and I tear up everytime the signatures start rolling at the end of VI. and the score is fantastic!

chinavision!, Friday, 24 May 2013 14:23 (twelve years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Wednesday, 29 May 2013 00:01 (twelve years ago)

i want to change my vote to TMP

i wanna be a gabbneb baby (Hungry4Ass), Wednesday, 29 May 2013 00:12 (twelve years ago)

III defeats the 'odd numbers curse' all on its own... but the 2009 reboot is amazing. so that.

piscesx, Wednesday, 29 May 2013 00:14 (twelve years ago)

nuts x2

ballin' from Maine to Mexico (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 29 May 2013 00:19 (twelve years ago)

i rewatched st09 the other day and mannn it doesnt hold up on a second viewing. i couldnt wait for it to end

i wanna be a gabbneb baby (Hungry4Ass), Wednesday, 29 May 2013 00:36 (twelve years ago)

the thing I really hate about 3 is that you don't get classic spock or bones interactions for most of it. prob better as an actual movie than 5 but at least that has lots of shatner lols going for it. I love how multiple characters keep talking about how cool captain kirk is in that one.

original bgm, Wednesday, 29 May 2013 02:28 (twelve years ago)

tng movies are so terrible. I've mostly blocked the memories at this point but this scene still haunts me:

http://moonwolves.files.wordpress.com/2012/12/star-trek-nem03.jpg?w=479

original bgm, Wednesday, 29 May 2013 02:32 (twelve years ago)

First Contact is passable.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Wednesday, 29 May 2013 02:35 (twelve years ago)

yeah, I remember really digging that one at the time it came out. revisited recently and it didn't seem too hot anymore but it still easily outclasses the rest of em.

original bgm, Wednesday, 29 May 2013 02:50 (twelve years ago)

yeah... First Contact doesn't hold up super well, but it is by far the best of the TNG movies and still kinda entertaining. and at least it has the "The line.. MUST.. BE DRAWN... HEAH!" bit, which is classic

Nhex, Wednesday, 29 May 2013 03:34 (twelve years ago)

'Worst' would actually be a pretty interesting poll - in my mind it'd have to be between the ill-thought-out V, the maliciously stupid Generations, and the ''feature length TV episode with questionable ethical conclusions'' Insurrection. Never saw Nemesis though so I dunno.

Voting Khan because come ON. Love for IV is certainly justified. Haven't seen I or III since I was a kid, should give them another go. I remember the first one being just incredibly SLOW which I think I'd be more likely to find a virtue at my age. VI holds up decently, I watched most of that a few years ago and while there is some total crap it manages real excitement in a few places, and ''...Fire!'' is one of Shatner's most perfectly-delivered hams.

Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 29 May 2013 04:30 (twelve years ago)

at least it has the "The line.. MUST.. BE DRAWN... HEAH!" bit, which is classic

^^^yeah, this part rules. "this FAAAAAHR! NO FAAARTHER!"

I sorta like generations with some major reservations. main one being that it's total garbage but it's still sorta fun and has shatner riding horses for some reason and hanging out in cool cabin and "time is predator that stalks us / no! it is a companion that travels with us!" or w/e

first one is weird but I dig it. really aiming for 2001 but falling way, way short. I've fallen asleep watching it so many times throughout my life.

original bgm, Wednesday, 29 May 2013 04:39 (twelve years ago)

I feel like insurrection/nemesis are easily the worst of the lot. not even enjoyable as camp, just completely dour and devoid of joy. I remember disliking nemesis the most of the two but they kinda blur together in my mind.

original bgm, Wednesday, 29 May 2013 04:42 (twelve years ago)

Insurrection is just so ugly to look at, serious TV soap direction going through the motions. Plot feels the same way. At this point I'd be more interested in watching Final Frontier again.

Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 29 May 2013 04:46 (twelve years ago)

first one is weird but I dig it. really aiming for 2001 but falling way, way short. I've fallen asleep watching it so many times throughout my life.

― (⊙_⊙?) (Alan N), Wednesday, May 29, 2013 12:39 AM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark

yeah thats about how i feel. its such a ballsy way to fail, they'll never make another trek like that again

i wanna be a gabbneb baby (Hungry4Ass), Wednesday, 29 May 2013 04:49 (twelve years ago)

yup. also helps that just from an aesthetic standpoint, I'll happily watch just about any 70s sci-fi flick.

original bgm, Wednesday, 29 May 2013 04:55 (twelve years ago)

Insurrection is a boring two-part episode that would be one of the worst of the series. Nemesis is a half-hearted "inspiration" of Wrath of Khan with Picard's crazy clone plot, Troi getting mind-raped, and dune buggies. Oh yeah, and it's the send-off movie for TNG. Nemesis is the worst hands-down

I've fallen asleep watching it so many times throughout my life.
haha, me too. it took me a few tries to actually finish the movie. i still give it points for the V'Ger concept though

Nhex, Wednesday, 29 May 2013 04:56 (twelve years ago)

then again V was pretty bad so i dunno

Nhex, Wednesday, 29 May 2013 04:58 (twelve years ago)

Troi getting mind-raped

ughhhhh I'd forgotten about this as well. jesus.

original bgm, Wednesday, 29 May 2013 05:10 (twelve years ago)

first contact is weirder and artier than is being given credit.
It's practically a cronenburg movie.

Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 29 May 2013 05:51 (twelve years ago)

generations definitely has its moments but i've always wished they'd come up with a better way for kirk to die, seems like such a missed opportunity to have him just fall off a rock or whatever.

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Wednesday, 29 May 2013 06:04 (twelve years ago)

Star Trek vi would have been a good movie to kill off Kirk in especially since they hinted at it in the tng episodes that nimoy appears in to promote the movie.

Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 29 May 2013 06:14 (twelve years ago)

tbh it'd be hard to top spock's death scene in wrath of khan.

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Wednesday, 29 May 2013 06:16 (twelve years ago)

first contact is weirder and artier than is being given credit.
It's practically a cronenburg movie.

can't lie, this really makes me want to re-screen. but it's also a good thing that lynch turned down return of the jedi, y'know? the horror stuff in first contact just didn't work for me last time I watched. didn't go far enough to be more than just strangely out of place for a trek movie iirc.

original bgm, Wednesday, 29 May 2013 06:54 (twelve years ago)

i think i'm voting vi even tho i said upthread i didn't like it. it panders to me with the chernobyl/1989 stuff and ultimately it's not as cool as i want it to be given that premise but it's still pretty cool. "captain hikaru sulu." christopher plummer asking mccoy if his hands shake. kirk's secret racism. low bar, obviously, but has there been a spaceship movie since that was About even half as much shit?

iii is underrated but also a huge missed opportunity. SPOCK POSSESSES BONES. this should be all of me in space and with more emotions. instead the best thing we get out of it (the best thing we get out of the entire movie) is the totally sublime line "that vulcan son of a bitch! it's his revenge for all those arguments he lost!" but also the "you klingon bastard, you've killed my son" scene is king of all the shatner line-blurring between lol and heavy: the way he staggers back into his chair, repeats the line three times, hangs his head, takes several seconds, pulls himself together, raises his head, sets his gaze to Steely, and says "you klingon bastard."

ii clearly the best but whatever.

the white queen and her caustic judgments (difficult listening hour), Wednesday, 29 May 2013 06:59 (twelve years ago)

man it would actually be amazing if cronenberg got to do the next one and things got weird on the holodeck

original bgm, Wednesday, 29 May 2013 07:04 (twelve years ago)

were fans not down with Spock getting offed, is that why they just.. brought him straight back again in the next film?

piscesx, Wednesday, 29 May 2013 07:26 (twelve years ago)

no -- nimoy originally only agreed to do WoK because they were going to kill off spock, since he was sick of doing the character, then changed his mind and asked them to find some way to bring him back, which they were obv very happy to do.

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Wednesday, 29 May 2013 08:00 (twelve years ago)

There were a few factors at work there. The studio wanted to make TWOK the last movie as they didn't think ST movies were a big enough box office drawn. Nimoy wanted to work on other projects (particularly directing). The writers thought that if TWOK was going to be the last movie then it'd be a good send off to the character and the franchise. Nobody involved thought that the movie was going to be as successful as it was.

go cray cray on my lobster soufflé (snoball), Wednesday, 29 May 2013 08:06 (twelve years ago)

agh, ninja'd

go cray cray on my lobster soufflé (snoball), Wednesday, 29 May 2013 08:06 (twelve years ago)

TMP is underrated. It's like Tarkovsky.

Jeff, Wednesday, 29 May 2013 11:33 (twelve years ago)

much as i love the early films, hats off to the New York Magazine critic who according to Wiki described TMP as
"like watching someone else watch television"

piscesx, Wednesday, 29 May 2013 12:02 (twelve years ago)

I think V was the first Trek movie I saw in the theater. It was not an auspicious start.

Your Favorite Album in the Cutout Bin, Wednesday, 29 May 2013 14:53 (twelve years ago)

but this is still one of shatner's greatest moments:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYW_lPlekiQ

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Wednesday, 29 May 2013 18:38 (twelve years ago)

spock's brother's crazy beard in V suggests zack galifianakis to be nutrek sybok.

Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 29 May 2013 18:43 (twelve years ago)

VI seems to be getting some short-shrift compared to IV here. TMP's redeeming value is as midnight movie/trip out visual fest and even then I still rate it over Tarkosvky (who I can't fucking stand). TNG movies are all worthless, altho First Contact is the least egregiously stupid, but even then you have to listen to that guy from Babe play classic rawk as he blasts off into outer space for the first time. III is okay, but it has an oddly perfunctory "and now let's tie up all those loose ends!" feel to it.

four Marxes plus four Obamas plus four Bin Ladens (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 29 May 2013 18:47 (twelve years ago)

II > IV > III > VI > First Contact > I > Into Darkness > V > Generations > Star Trek

polyphonic, Wednesday, 29 May 2013 18:51 (twelve years ago)

VI was really good, tied with IV to me. II being the best obv

Wow poly, you really hate Trek '09 0_0

Nhex, Wednesday, 29 May 2013 18:55 (twelve years ago)

The TNG movies are essential for no other reason than they led to those RedLetterMedia videos on Youtube where he spends about 45 minutes ripping each one of them to shreds.

the girl from spirea x (f. hazel), Wednesday, 29 May 2013 18:57 (twelve years ago)

Shakey pretty much OTM there. III also suffers greatly from budget constraints in set design and Christopher Lloyd was not a good Klingon. (John Larroquette either.)

Huston we got chicken lol (Phil D.), Wednesday, 29 May 2013 19:00 (twelve years ago)

Wow poly, you really hate Trek '09 0_0

It did nothing for me.

polyphonic, Wednesday, 29 May 2013 19:02 (twelve years ago)

The reboot movies are Star Trek reimagined for the same kind of guys who would have beaten us up at school for liking Star Trek.
(I thought the first reboot movie was OK, second was total blah, third I hear that Kirk and Spock are going to fist bump.)

go cray cray on my lobster soufflé (snoball), Wednesday, 29 May 2013 19:03 (twelve years ago)

VI is good enough that you can see the outlines for a far better movie from it, so in that sense it's probably the most disappointing of all the movies. Every other movie pretty much hits the limit of their awesome or horribleness.

Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 29 May 2013 19:17 (twelve years ago)

curious where you think VI fails, exactly?

four Marxes plus four Obamas plus four Bin Ladens (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 29 May 2013 19:20 (twelve years ago)

a lot of things in VI weren't sold very well that could have used maybe a few more takes? some re-writing?:
-"doctor will you assist me with some torpedo surgery? Intriguing!" this is a really good idea making bones a torpedo surgeon (which nutrek also used, but shamefully they did it a little better by demonstrating it's a tricky business that requires a lot of manual dexterity) but it's reduced to mccoy doing a glib reversal of spock's catchphrase and "we've got a heartbeat!" how does a torpedo have a heartbeat? because it beeps!
-shatner really doesn't sell his speech well at the end, and the klingon princess doesn't really return any energy either
-the golf clap at the end

lots of moments like that.

Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 29 May 2013 19:29 (twelve years ago)

having seen only two TNG episodes, I skipped the 3 movies.

ballin' from Maine to Mexico (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 29 May 2013 19:36 (twelve years ago)

did you catch the TNG tie-in episodes? the sarek deathbed scene has two actors at least committing to the moment. in VI the only scene where anything comparably unhinged happens is when a visibly angry spock mindrapes catrall (his anger would have been more plausible if they'd sold the backstory better -- i'm guessing they wrote this thinking it would be saavik, so the betrayal would be more effective)

Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 29 May 2013 19:50 (twelve years ago)

Star Trek VI: "Originally conceived as a prequel to the original Star Trek television series. The story was to follow young Kirk and Spock when they met in Starfleet Academy, with Ethan Hawke rumored for the role of Kirk and John Cusack rumored for the role of Spock."

I'd give all my money to see that Trek reboot.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Wednesday, 29 May 2013 20:10 (twelve years ago)

the problem w/ recasting those roles: went goyishe

ballin' from Maine to Mexico (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 29 May 2013 20:12 (twelve years ago)

suddenly Morbs wants Seth Rogen in more movies

Panaïs Pnin (The Yellow Kid), Wednesday, 29 May 2013 20:23 (twelve years ago)

would watch Rogen as Mudd tbh

four Marxes plus four Obamas plus four Bin Ladens (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 29 May 2013 20:29 (twelve years ago)

actually his Trekkie geek in the awful Fanboys is the best thing i've seen him do.

ballin' from Maine to Mexico (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 29 May 2013 20:30 (twelve years ago)

would watch Adam Driver as Spock, esp in heat

ballin' from Maine to Mexico (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 29 May 2013 20:32 (twelve years ago)

Irrespective of nothing, Patrick Stewart on New York pizza. (Also, apparently a Habs fan.)

https://twitter.com/SirPatStew/status/339786117530415104

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 29 May 2013 20:32 (twelve years ago)

that pizza joint was my local for 11 years, til the nabe became one where you had to be a rich fucking starship captain to live there.

ballin' from Maine to Mexico (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 29 May 2013 20:59 (twelve years ago)

my daughter has a huge TOS obsession so I've watched the first six in the past couple of months, some of them multiple times.

saw TMP in the theaters, thought it was terrible. really enjoyed it this time around, not sure how much was due to maturity and how much was due to wise's 2001 recut improving things.

think khan's overrated. sure, the conclusion's the most memorable sequence in the entire series, but as a whole it just doesn't work for me.

search for spock alternates between really good and kinda blah. feels cheap for some reason, which is shocking considering how much money khan made.

got a soft spot for the whale one. it's goofy but it works, supporting cast is put to good use.

V is obv the nadir of star trek films and possibly the film medium itself.

VI is a step up, feels kind of meandering at times. wacky cast: kim cattrell, christian slater, david warner, iman, christopher plummer. supposedly cattrell got in trouble during filming for doing a nude photo shoot on the enterprise bridge?

truth bomb lawyer mean mean pride (Edward III), Wednesday, 29 May 2013 21:04 (twelve years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Thursday, 30 May 2013 00:01 (twelve years ago)

Proud to be one of the 6 who voted for TMP

Elvis Telecom, Thursday, 30 May 2013 00:27 (twelve years ago)

there's supposed to be a 'good' cut of TMP but i can't figure out if it's 30 minutes longer or 30 minutes shorter.

Philip Nunez, Thursday, 30 May 2013 00:31 (twelve years ago)

glad that, despite everything, we can all agree on how awful V is.

piscesx, Thursday, 30 May 2013 00:38 (twelve years ago)

tmp represent

Millsner, Thursday, 30 May 2013 00:41 (twelve years ago)

other than first contact I never bothered with a TNG film despite mostly loving the entire series. It didn't seem like enough time had passed. Maybe enough time has passed now, but it looks like they never will, which is too bad, because Picard at least deserves another outing (don't really care about any of the rest of that cast frankly)

akm, Thursday, 30 May 2013 01:28 (twelve years ago)

This thread is convincing me to buy that dollar VHS copy of V that I saw last week and really give it a fair shake. Or alternately, get drunk and settle in for some laughs.

Doctor Casino, Thursday, 30 May 2013 01:46 (twelve years ago)

As ridiculous and terrible as V is, at least there's a little bit of the dorky soul from the Original Series in it.

Man, the box office competition for 1989 was brutal: http://www.boxofficemojo.com/seasonal/?view=releasedate&yr=1989&season=Summer

Elvis Telecom, Thursday, 30 May 2013 01:51 (twelve years ago)

I also had no idea that Sean Connery was the first choice to play Sybok (turned it down for Indiana Jones)

Elvis Telecom, Thursday, 30 May 2013 01:55 (twelve years ago)

Damn, i missed this poll, but definitely would've voted II. It's not just a great Star Trek movie it's a great movie that can stand on it's own.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 30 May 2013 02:11 (twelve years ago)

The five Starfleet officers who voted for Lens Flare 2009 can consider themselves court-martialed.

ballin' from Maine to Mexico (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 30 May 2013 02:18 (twelve years ago)

xp akm - Given all the poor shots that TNG took, it's a crime that DS9 never got a movie. Sisko 4 EVA

Nhex, Thursday, 30 May 2013 02:21 (twelve years ago)

who in god's name voted for generations

Doctor Casino, Thursday, 30 May 2013 02:22 (twelve years ago)

what does god need with generations?

Philip Nunez, Thursday, 30 May 2013 02:50 (twelve years ago)

Ha the single Klingon laughing after McCoy's wisecrack about arthritis

chinavision!, Thursday, 30 May 2013 02:51 (twelve years ago)

Much needed Star Trek vi viewing atm

chinavision!, Thursday, 30 May 2013 02:52 (twelve years ago)

Grandpa Worf: Attorney at Law would have been a good spinoff. good miniseries anyway.

Philip Nunez, Thursday, 30 May 2013 02:59 (twelve years ago)

wait wth is an unauthorized phaser why do we never encounter the concept again and why does all senior staff run to the galley when one is fired

chinavision!, Thursday, 30 May 2013 03:07 (twelve years ago)

lol i watched vi like a week ago, whimsically voted for it, and still have no memory of what you're talking about

the white queen and her caustic judgments (difficult listening hour), Thursday, 30 May 2013 03:19 (twelve years ago)

today i watched ii by myself and ten seconds after it ended my friend messaged me out of nowhere "of all the souls i have encountered on my travels, his was the most..." (new message) "HUMAN"

the white queen and her caustic judgments (difficult listening hour), Thursday, 30 May 2013 03:20 (twelve years ago)

I confess to challops-voting reboot.

Not Simone Choule (Eric H.), Thursday, 30 May 2013 03:27 (twelve years ago)

When Valeris demonstrates that if you fire an "unauthorized phaser" it sets off a bunch of alarms by shooting at a pot in the kitchen xpost

chinavision!, Thursday, 30 May 2013 03:40 (twelve years ago)

Horribly formed sentence but you know

chinavision!, Thursday, 30 May 2013 03:41 (twelve years ago)

We're to report back to spacedock immediately...

chinavision!, Thursday, 30 May 2013 03:50 (twelve years ago)

to be decommissioned

chinavision!, Thursday, 30 May 2013 03:50 (twelve years ago)

yeah that always bugged me a little. the ship was only in service for like 4 years? i guess they did punch a big gaping hole in it.

Philip Nunez, Thursday, 30 May 2013 03:58 (twelve years ago)

supposedly the ship went on another 5-year mission following the events of TMP

Millsner, Thursday, 30 May 2013 04:08 (twelve years ago)

Yeah I think a number of years were to have passed between TMP and Khan

chinavision!, Thursday, 30 May 2013 04:52 (twelve years ago)

Just hilarious the way these bits of bad news come down the wire

chinavision!, Thursday, 30 May 2013 04:53 (twelve years ago)

i think a similar gap of time passes between IV and V, right? the TOS chronology was always a little confusing.

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Thursday, 30 May 2013 05:05 (twelve years ago)

maybe they thought he was going to blow it up like half the other enterprises seem to do.

Philip Nunez, Thursday, 30 May 2013 05:26 (twelve years ago)

Grandpa Worf: Attorney at Law would have been a good spinoff. good miniseries anyway.

Man, even the idea of Law And Order: Starfleet sounds 100% fantastic

Elvis Telecom, Thursday, 30 May 2013 05:27 (twelve years ago)

there would be lots of riker tho

j., Thursday, 30 May 2013 05:34 (twelve years ago)

Just hilarious the way these bits of bad news come down the wire

lol

the white queen and her caustic judgments (difficult listening hour), Thursday, 30 May 2013 05:52 (twelve years ago)

my daughter has a huge TOS obsession

I pray this happens for my son.

Spencer Chow, Thursday, 30 May 2013 17:34 (twelve years ago)

I'd be worried if I had a daughter that took too many lessons from TOS, tbh

Nhex, Thursday, 30 May 2013 17:56 (twelve years ago)

True, the anachronisms would have to be discussed with any child.

Spencer Chow, Thursday, 30 May 2013 18:43 (twelve years ago)

I enjoyed reading on Wiki that in ST VI, Nichelle Nichols refused to say re the Klingons "Guess who's coming to dinner?"

ballin' from Maine to Mexico (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 30 May 2013 18:46 (twelve years ago)

forget if it was linked here or not but i read a thing the other day about nichols being at an naacp thing and dr m l fucking k seeking her out to tell her how important uhura was, and she told him she'd been thinking about quitting actually and he was like no no you musn't do that

the white queen and her caustic judgments (difficult listening hour), Thursday, 30 May 2013 19:28 (twelve years ago)

pretty sure I've read that anecdote in one of the Trek bios. historical impact of Uhuru's presence on the bridge has been pretty big, so many people cite it as inspirational and/or groundbreaking

four Marxes plus four Obamas plus four Bin Ladens (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 30 May 2013 19:47 (twelve years ago)

that anecdote was def. in the shatner book

chinavision!, Thursday, 30 May 2013 19:54 (twelve years ago)

also in st vi, apparently the guy who played the admiral cartwright character found it so hard to stomach his lines about the klingons becoming the alien trash of the galaxy (or whatever it was) that it had to be done in tiny increments

chinavision!, Thursday, 30 May 2013 19:56 (twelve years ago)

'Star Trek' actress Nichelle Nichols: Martin Luther King Jr. impacted decision to stay on Enterprise

sleepingsignal, Thursday, 30 May 2013 20:04 (twelve years ago)

I also had no idea that Sean Connery was the first choice to play Sybok (turned it down for Indiana Jones)

― Elvis Telecom, Wednesday, May 29, 2013 9:55 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

He chose...wisely.

Public Brooding Closet (cryptosicko), Thursday, 30 May 2013 20:23 (twelve years ago)

more star trek vi perils:

Actor Walter Koenig approached Mancuso with a new script outline codenamed "In Flanders Fields"; in it, the Romulans join the Federation and go to war with the Klingons. The Enterprise crew, except Spock, are forced to retire for not meeting fitness tests. When Spock and his new crew are captured by a monstrous worm-like race of aliens (which Koenig described as "things that the monsters in Aliens evolved from"), the old crew must rescue them. In the end, all of the characters except McCoy and Spock die.[24]

chinavision!, Thursday, 30 May 2013 20:48 (twelve years ago)

hahahaha, that is beautifully awful sub-fanfic from Koenig.

The amazing thing is if that had gotten made, I'd be reading a description of this un-filmed script with the Enterprise on a quest to the heart of the universe to confront God, and just cursing fate that this fascinating, big-idea sci-fi epic got scrapped.

Doctor Casino, Thursday, 30 May 2013 20:59 (twelve years ago)

I just want to say I love the fact that when Spock neck pinches the punk, his falling head shuts off the tape player

i don't even have an internet (Hurting 2), Thursday, 30 May 2013 21:02 (twelve years ago)

is it basically just shatner's fault that V turned out so bad? the basic idea for the movie's not bad at all, i could see it being done well.

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Thursday, 30 May 2013 21:12 (twelve years ago)

It's weird how IV went camp and V went so self-serious. I wish they had continued the camp and self-mockery.

i don't even have an internet (Hurting 2), Thursday, 30 May 2013 21:15 (twelve years ago)

Nimoy approached Beverly Hills Cop writer Daniel Petrie, Jr. to write the screenplay when a concept that executive producer Jeffrey Katzenberg described as "either the best or worst idea in the world" arose—Star Trek fan Eddie Murphy wanted a starring role. Nimoy and Murphy acknowledged his part would attract non-Star Trek fans to the franchise following the rising popularity of Murphy, but it also meant the film might be ridiculed. Steve Meerson and Peter Krikes were hired to write a script with Murphy as a college professor who believes in aliens and likes to play whale songs.[16] Murphy disliked the part, explaining he wanted to play an alien or a Starfleet officer,[17] and chose to make The Golden Child—a decision Murphy later said was a mistake.

sleepingsignal, Thursday, 30 May 2013 21:20 (twelve years ago)

These are pretty good takes on why the TNG films have problems:

http://redlettermedia.com/plinkett/star-trek/

Pretty much nailing it on the head that they took an occasionally cerebral show and turned it into "action schlock"

Hockey Drunk (kingfish), Thursday, 30 May 2013 21:26 (twelve years ago)

I kind of feel like every franchise that gets as far as a IV should have to make that one an 80s style comedy.

i don't even have an internet (Hurting 2), Thursday, 30 May 2013 21:28 (twelve years ago)

I dunno how any of you bear to listen to that redlettermedia guy

four Marxes plus four Obamas plus four Bin Ladens (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 30 May 2013 21:42 (twelve years ago)

'The Golden Child' >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Eddie Murphy as a Starfleet officer >>>>>>>>>>>>> Eddie Murphy as an alien >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the movie 'Dave'

go cray cray on my lobster soufflé (snoball), Thursday, 30 May 2013 21:59 (twelve years ago)

is it basically just shatner's fault that V turned out so bad? the basic idea for the movie's not bad at all, i could see it being done well.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Star_Trek_V:_The_Final_Frontier#Production has the nitty-gritty. The upshot is that Shatner wanted to do a story about televangelism. The production was messed up from the writer's strike and then rushed. Paramount wanted it to be funny. And all the major effects houses were busy.

Elvis Telecom, Thursday, 30 May 2013 22:11 (twelve years ago)

I think Galaxy Quest and TWoK are pretty much equal in quality as the greatest films.

Hockey Drunk (kingfish), Thursday, 30 May 2013 22:23 (twelve years ago)

"Actor Walter Koenig approached Mancuso with a new script outline codenamed "In Flanders Fields"; in it, the Romulans join the Federation and go to war with the Klingons. The Enterprise crew, except Spock, are forced to retire for not meeting fitness tests. When Spock and his new crew are captured by a monstrous worm-like race of aliens (which Koenig described as "things that the monsters in Aliens evolved from"), the old crew must rescue them. In the end, all of the characters except McCoy and Spock die.[24]
"

this is actually, seriously, the first time I've actually spontaneously burst into laughter in quite a long time.

akm, Thursday, 30 May 2013 23:16 (twelve years ago)

i love the first four, def rep for first - persis khambatta as Ilis for chrissake - Khan is glorious - III spock back nd then whales - how can you not love dat?

did vote for II but love those first 4, after those def goes downhill but those gave me much joy

and yes Shatner very responsible for downfall on V, insisted if Nimoy got chance to direct he should as well and messed up

very proud of my picture with Nichelle Nichols circa '85 or so - she was a great speaker, funny, charming in talking abt ST, her work with nasa and she was very kind to a geeky teen fan

H in Addis, Thursday, 30 May 2013 23:49 (twelve years ago)

TMP is indeed a snooze, but I'm far more grossed out by the 6 votes for the reboot than the 5 it got.

Public Brooding Closet (cryptosicko), Thursday, 30 May 2013 23:51 (twelve years ago)

I remember Shatner talking about this proposed time-travel JFK asssination concept for ST II.... a bullet truly dodged.

http://startrekdom.blogspot.com/2007/06/captain-kirk-mr-spock-and-jfk-rejected.html

ballin' from Maine to Mexico (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 30 May 2013 23:59 (twelve years ago)

"The climactic moments of the film," according to William Shatner, "would find Spock standing on a grassy knoll in Dallas, firing that infamous `phantom shot'... thereby guaranteeing a brighter future for all of mankind."

the white queen and her caustic judgments (difficult listening hour), Friday, 31 May 2013 13:00 (twelve years ago)

gotta keep these cast members faaar away from script ideas

chinavision!, Friday, 31 May 2013 13:38 (twelve years ago)

Captain Kirk, Mr. Spock, and JFK: The Rejected Roddenberry Pitch

nagl dude dude dude (ledge), Friday, 31 May 2013 13:39 (twelve years ago)

can we start a campaign to get jj abrams to make the spock vs jfk script into the next installment of nu-trek?

bizarro gazzara, Friday, 31 May 2013 13:54 (twelve years ago)

ah, didn't click on the link
xpost

chinavision!, Friday, 31 May 2013 14:07 (twelve years ago)

can we start a campaign to get jj abrams to make the spock vs jfk script into the next installment of nu-trek?

― bizarro gazzara, Friday, May 31, 2013 1:54 PM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Considering how the last two movies have been so inundated with 9/11-inspired disaster spectacle and terrorist plots, they should update it to Spock crashing the Enterprise into the WTC.

lego maniac cop (latebloomer), Friday, 31 May 2013 19:18 (twelve years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6naJ08Tskk

It was cringey even when red dwarf did it

Philip Nunez, Friday, 31 May 2013 19:39 (twelve years ago)

I remember an old nu-'outer limits' with a similar JFK plot, but the time traveler switches places with the president who lectures at a university of the future.

Spencer Chow, Friday, 31 May 2013 20:02 (twelve years ago)

Sorry, was nu-'Twilight Zone' episode from 1985, 'Profile in Silver'.

Spencer Chow, Friday, 31 May 2013 20:12 (twelve years ago)

lol ok somebody explain that ridiculous red dwarf plot to me

Nhex, Saturday, 1 June 2013 02:57 (twelve years ago)

Didn't see this! Would have voted for The Wrath Of Khan, naturally!

The Jupiter 8 (Turrican), Saturday, 1 June 2013 03:33 (twelve years ago)

TNG is my favourite Star Trek TV series, but I never thought much to the movies... that scene in Generations where Data is all like "I just love scanning for lifeforms" is just really daft.

The Jupiter 8 (Turrican), Saturday, 1 June 2013 03:36 (twelve years ago)

Watching The Motion Picture for the first time in 20 years. Holy shit @ these effects and fashion.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Saturday, 1 June 2013 04:17 (twelve years ago)

<3 Bones's beard

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Saturday, 1 June 2013 04:23 (twelve years ago)

i have deep abiding affection for TMP. visual effects are still p great imo.

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 1 June 2013 04:40 (twelve years ago)

xp don't forget the huge medallion, open shirt, and flares

go cray cray on my lobster soufflé (snoball), Saturday, 1 June 2013 07:49 (twelve years ago)

http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20060201024245/memoryalpha/en/images/4/4e/McCoy_beard.jpg

go cray cray on my lobster soufflé (snoball), Saturday, 1 June 2013 07:51 (twelve years ago)

he's a healer

j., Saturday, 1 June 2013 08:59 (twelve years ago)

My bf tells me that Search For Spock was released 29 years ago today, which only makes me feel old due to it being one of the very first movies that I remember playing on cable all the time when I was little.

Public Brooding Closet (cryptosicko), Saturday, 1 June 2013 13:21 (twelve years ago)

two years pass...

Watched about 75-90 mins of VI on blu-ray last night before nodding off (it was late; my husband has this thing about starting movies at like 12:30 AM), and from what I saw, it seemed to be one of the better plotted of the films that I've seen, meaning I guess that one doesn't have to be a Trekkie (which my husband is, and I am not) to get into the story--which, as Ebert rather astutely points out, borrows far more from Agatha Christie than it does from any of its blockbuster contemporaries. What I couldn't get over, though, was how ugly the film looked, and not in the way that a JJ Abrams movie (to pick a convenient example) is ugly. Like, the film is just really cheap looking, as it were shot for television; whatever the individual qualities of the other ST movies I've seen, I cannot remember any of them not looking (for lack of a better word) filmic. Is this a case of high def casting an unflattering light on an older film, or do people remember this looking crappy at the time? The film just doesn't seem to be up to what I would assume were the standards of a big studio picture circa 1991.

pitchforkian at best (cryptosicko), Sunday, 28 February 2016 18:29 (nine years ago)

It looks like a scifi film from 1991 to me.

Οὖτις, Sunday, 28 February 2016 19:02 (nine years ago)

i think the budgets went (relatively) down the longer the original-cast films continued.

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 28 February 2016 19:16 (nine years ago)

I think a lot of the sets were redresses of TNG. Helicopter shot of ice prison planet seemed filmic enough, though.
Also, isn't the plasma ring explosion in every movie thereafter (even in Star Wars) where a planet explodes named after the one in this movie?

Philip Nunez, Sunday, 28 February 2016 20:08 (nine years ago)

of note: Nicholas Meyer (who wrote II/IV/VI) has been brought in for the new Trek series.

a serious and fascinating fartist (Simon H.), Sunday, 28 February 2016 21:23 (nine years ago)

sounds good. I thought he was retired, but no, he's just doing stuff I haven't seen.

remove butt (abanana), Sunday, 28 February 2016 21:29 (nine years ago)

I recently rewatched all of the TNG movies, and I gotta say First Contact and Insurrection still looked really good. IMO Insurrection's plot failings are largely (though not fully) saved by Jonathan Frakes' visual imagination. The opening scene in particular, with the invisible Data causing chaos, is a lark! The first TNG movie still looks like an extended episode of the series though, and the last one is just a generic sci-fi flick of its era, visually.

Too bad Frakes didn't manage to parlay the success of First Contact into a proper movie director career, he would've had the potential for it. I guess he'll always been known as the Star Trek guy, though it's nice that he's become a respected TV director at least.

Tuomas, Monday, 29 February 2016 08:19 (nine years ago)

one month passes...

i watched v for the first time last night. one of those movies i can't believe anyone filmed or allowed to be released, so it was total catnip for me, i loved every frame

HYPERLINK TO RAP GENIUS (BradNelson), Wednesday, 30 March 2016 19:04 (nine years ago)

do you know row row row row row row row row row your boat

HYPERLINK TO RAP GENIUS (BradNelson), Wednesday, 30 March 2016 19:06 (nine years ago)

not a Laurence Luckinbill fan eh?

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 30 March 2016 19:06 (nine years ago)

two years pass...

Guys, should I mention here that Khan is fine but overrated or take it to the controversial opinions thread?

Love Theme From Oh God! You Devil (Old Lunch), Saturday, 5 May 2018 04:26 (seven years ago)

i’m with you to a degree but also i always just love watching wrath of khan

flamenco drop (BradNelson), Saturday, 5 May 2018 04:27 (seven years ago)

overrated GTFO
i mean on the one hand this is ilx so ~of course~ its overrated rmde but

G
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Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 5 May 2018 05:08 (seven years ago)

You task me.

Nhex, Saturday, 5 May 2018 05:59 (seven years ago)

https://i.imgur.com/5gyEuIy_d.jpg?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=medium

Mahogany Loggins (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 5 May 2018 09:01 (seven years ago)

http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/764/249/14c.gif

Love Theme From Oh God! You Devil (Old Lunch), Saturday, 5 May 2018 13:06 (seven years ago)

I mean...I think I've seen both of them enough times now to say I enjoy the first one more. Khan is a real good feature-length ST episode, though.

Look, I think it's well-established by now that my taste is highly-questionable if not altogether nonexistent. Deal with it. I'm learning to.

Love Theme From Oh God! You Devil (Old Lunch), Saturday, 5 May 2018 13:09 (seven years ago)

the key is not say some things are overrated, thus elevating the things you like by knocking down other things. better to highly rate the things you like.

Hazy Maze Cave (Adam Bruneau), Saturday, 5 May 2018 13:40 (seven years ago)

Underrated opinion imo.

Love Theme From Oh God! You Devil (Old Lunch), Saturday, 5 May 2018 13:41 (seven years ago)

on that tip i really love the warp sequence in TMP. it's something they tend to gloss over while zipping around at near-lightspeed-levels but in the first movie it's a real visceral "brace yourselves!" moment.

Hazy Maze Cave (Adam Bruneau), Saturday, 5 May 2018 13:58 (seven years ago)

four months pass...

The hubby wanted to watch a Star Trek last night and we went with Insurrection because it was one of the ones I was sure I hadn't seen. I didn't know until afterwards that fans generally rated it so low, and I guess I both can and cannot see why. It's an entirely mediocre but not unwatchable film, indifferently directed by Frakes--a should-be suspenseful scene in a cave doesn't even bother trying to work up any tension--which is surprising, given that I recall his work on First Contact being well regarded. The premise is decent, though, and the whole thing basically felt like a so-so episode of TNG. The only thing I found embarrassing was the schmaltzy business between Data and the kid.

Also, I made the mistake of looking up Siskel and Ebert's heartbreaking review this morning, in which Gene, clearly in bad shape and at that point only a few months away from death, talks about how he'd like to go live on the film's regenerative planet. The Yoda zing is pretty funny, though.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3kQIAXMkCJ8

Engles in the Outfield (cryptosicko), Sunday, 23 September 2018 16:58 (six years ago)

"the next 25 years" paints michael piller as the guy who made TNG work. he got rid of the anarchy among the writing staff and basically invented the modern writers' room.

adam the (abanana), Sunday, 23 September 2018 17:36 (six years ago)

so great

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U2Q0KzEUw2w

piscesx, Monday, 24 September 2018 00:37 (six years ago)

the disdain, lol

Nhex, Monday, 24 September 2018 07:24 (six years ago)

ten months pass...

I rewatched ST VI and had forgotten Spock's forcible mind meld w/ the Kim Cattrall character. Rather out of character in a rapey way, and apparently Nicholas Meyer came to think so too.

https://trekmovie.com/2016/12/06/exclusive-trekmovie-talks-to-nicholas-meyer-about-star-trek-vi-the-undiscovered-country/

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Monday, 29 July 2019 19:48 (six years ago)

ugh i have never liked that scene. so weird & creepy

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 30 July 2019 01:18 (six years ago)


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