tanner flake
― ghosts of erith spectral crackhouse slain rudeboy (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Wednesday, 12 June 2013 22:46 (twelve years ago)
Beryl Sprinkel
― A deeper shade of lol (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 12 June 2013 22:48 (twelve years ago)
jonjo shelvey
― ghosts of erith spectral crackhouse slain rudeboy (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Wednesday, 12 June 2013 22:49 (twelve years ago)
:D
― wince (imago), Wednesday, 12 June 2013 22:50 (twelve years ago)
Spanky deBrest
― Tarfumes The Escape Goat, Wednesday, 12 June 2013 22:52 (twelve years ago)
Ed Balls
― Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 12 June 2013 22:54 (twelve years ago)
tin jedvaj
― Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Thursday, 27 June 2013 01:27 (twelve years ago)
All of these are good names. Except maybe Ed Balls.
― I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Thursday, 27 June 2013 14:03 (twelve years ago)
kirsten flipkens
― Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Tuesday, 2 July 2013 16:00 (twelve years ago)
every baby born with a name spelled "Aidyn"
― frogbs, Tuesday, 2 July 2013 16:01 (twelve years ago)
Aidyn Jaden Brayden Kayden
― Poliopolice, Tuesday, 2 July 2013 16:02 (twelve years ago)
just found out our house sitter's name is McKensie Phillips
― Darin, Tuesday, 2 July 2013 17:58 (twelve years ago)
Acquaintance of a friend is naming her daughter Kynaidegh. Pronounced Kennedy apparently.
― u r all xanax'd bonobos (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Wednesday, 3 July 2013 09:38 (twelve years ago)
oy
― Jean-Bertrand Aristide (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Wednesday, 3 July 2013 14:58 (twelve years ago)
marcus mumford
a girl in one of my courses last semester was named "LoveRa", pronounced "luhv-RAH"
― clouds, Wednesday, 3 July 2013 15:08 (twelve years ago)
used to work with someone that had the (Dutch) last name of Updegrave, her brother was named 'Doug', srsly
― sleeve, Wednesday, 3 July 2013 15:10 (twelve years ago)
there's a poet named Allison Benis White
― i don't even have an internet (Hurting 2), Friday, 12 July 2013 15:48 (twelve years ago)
Marvin Ducksch
― Lama Bloody SwagYurt (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Saturday, 21 September 2013 13:20 (twelve years ago)
Stephen Yaxley-Lennon
― fake irish times letters mac d (nakhchivan), Saturday, 12 October 2013 13:44 (twelve years ago)
paul potts
― idembanana (abanana), Saturday, 12 October 2013 14:01 (twelve years ago)
nick ferrari
― many machines on ilx (MaresNest), Saturday, 12 October 2013 14:19 (twelve years ago)
yeah i hate him and his shit name (nico smith would be shit too)
― Maggishos soyfriend. Wins. (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Thursday, 17 October 2013 00:48 (twelve years ago)
Vance Blanc
Tony Discipline
― Merdeyeux, Thursday, 17 October 2013 00:52 (twelve years ago)
Sab Deol said he was punched twice by Discipline inside the VIP area at the club, prompting his cousin to intervene.
Both men said they had done nothing to provoke the attack.
Discipline smiled and nodded at the jury as he was released from the dock to join his parents, who wept with joy.
He shouted “Yes” before hugging girlfriend Jacqueline Jossa, 19, who plays Lauren Branning in the BBC soap.
Had the case not been thrown out she had been due to give evidence in support of Discipline.
― Maggishos soyfriend. Wins. (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Thursday, 17 October 2013 00:56 (twelve years ago)
http://www.192.com/atoz/people/surnames/discipline/50/
fuck, i love finding out about rare english surnames
the d1ciplines are mostly clustered around welling, rochester, thamesmead and other estuarial pleasure palaces
r1cky and c0nstance probably my favourites
tony d is just a vile name though
― Maggishos soyfriend. Wins. (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Thursday, 17 October 2013 01:04 (twelve years ago)
sidcup's w4yne d1scipline is verging on something that glib little fuckboy martin amis might have contrived
― Maggishos soyfriend. Wins. (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Thursday, 17 October 2013 01:11 (twelve years ago)
gav indiscipline is quite good
― Maggishos soyfriend. Wins. (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Thursday, 17 October 2013 01:14 (twelve years ago)
you shd come and live in the SE outposts nakhers
― HAVE YOU SEEN ME? Please don't hesitate (imago), Thursday, 17 October 2013 01:15 (twelve years ago)
cultural bouillabaisse beyond compare
― HAVE YOU SEEN ME? Please don't hesitate (imago), Thursday, 17 October 2013 01:16 (twelve years ago)
― the objections to Drake from non-REAL HIPHOP people (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 17 October 2013 01:16 (twelve years ago)
― A deeper shade of lol (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 12 June 2013 23:48 (4 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Maggishos soyfriend. Wins. (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Thursday, 17 October 2013 01:17 (twelve years ago)
lj you could get an incisive and coruscating sunday broadsheet article by tracking the disciplines around their endz
― Maggishos soyfriend. Wins. (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Thursday, 17 October 2013 01:20 (twelve years ago)
go to the post office and put up a sheet of tattered quarto with a single scrawled inscription IS THIS THE END FOR MR DISCIPLINE
― HAVE YOU SEEN ME? Please don't hesitate (imago), Thursday, 17 October 2013 01:21 (twelve years ago)
Beryl Wayne Sprinkel (November 20, 1923 – August 22, 2009)[1] was a member of the Executive Office of the US President and chairman of the Council of Economic Advisors (CEA) between April 4, 1985 and January 21, 1989,[2] during the Reagan administration.
― the objections to Drake from non-REAL HIPHOP people (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 17 October 2013 01:23 (twelve years ago)
haha you didn't tell us there was a WAYNE in the middle
― HAVE YOU SEEN ME? Please don't hesitate (imago), Thursday, 17 October 2013 01:24 (twelve years ago)
Discipline and Greenwich
― Maggishos soyfriend. Wins. (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Thursday, 17 October 2013 01:25 (twelve years ago)
Orly Taitz
― clouds, Thursday, 17 October 2013 13:55 (twelve years ago)
Imogen Poots
― Very Gelb; thanks for asking. (fake penthouse letters mcgee), Sunday, 17 November 2013 22:43 (twelve years ago)
Imogen Gay Poots
― Tip from Tae Kwon Do: (crüt), Sunday, 17 November 2013 22:44 (twelve years ago)
Imogen Heap too
― Mr. Wristington, you're trying to seduce me. (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Monday, 18 November 2013 02:35 (twelve years ago)
Lol Creme
― Homo schaduwkabinet (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 18 November 2013 02:39 (twelve years ago)
Joey Essex. I genuinely thought that was a nickname until today.
― ailsa, Monday, 18 November 2013 02:50 (twelve years ago)
Justin Lookadoo
― Very Gelb; thanks for asking. (fake penthouse letters mcgee), Tuesday, 19 November 2013 02:13 (twelve years ago)
Donny DugdaleMickeylee Macken
are two that just came up at work. Awful.
― Windsor Davies, Tuesday, 19 November 2013 14:54 (twelve years ago)
rooney mara
― A Skanger Barkley (nakhchivan), Thursday, 19 December 2013 04:33 (twelve years ago)
I've become accustomed to that one
― mh, Thursday, 19 December 2013 05:03 (twelve years ago)
blake bortles
― Joyeux animaux de la misère (nakhchivan), Saturday, 22 February 2014 04:52 (eleven years ago)
― Windsor Davies, Tuesday, 19 November 2013 14:54 (3 months ago)
lol
― Joyeux animaux de la misère (nakhchivan), Saturday, 22 February 2014 04:53 (eleven years ago)
dutch speed skater FREEK VAN DER WART
― espring (amateurist), Saturday, 22 February 2014 06:58 (eleven years ago)
Ha'Sean "Ha Ha" Clinton-Dix
― Joyeux animaux de la misère (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 5 March 2014 00:14 (eleven years ago)
I used to work at a place with guy named Dick Blunt.
― nickn, Wednesday, 5 March 2014 02:16 (eleven years ago)
bryan cristante
― fedora the implorer (nakhchivan), Thursday, 13 March 2014 20:43 (eleven years ago)
Tosaint Ricketts
― Natrijev hidroksid (nakhchivan), Friday, 28 March 2014 03:44 (eleven years ago)
literally everyone with the forename Dane
― halber mensch halber keks (imago), Saturday, 5 April 2014 18:29 (eleven years ago)
Dordt got 18 from Cliff Warner and Chris Sievers and Trevor Wolterstorff had 17. Brady Lollman struck for 27 on 10-13 shooting and Dane Bacon got 18 while converting 4-6 three-point shots.
― Yuri Bashment (ShariVari), Saturday, 5 April 2014 20:16 (eleven years ago)
Three Dane Laws on LinkedIn, sadly no Dane Gelds.
― Yuri Bashment (ShariVari), Saturday, 5 April 2014 20:17 (eleven years ago)
I have a friend named C@ndy whose sisters are named H0lly and T!ns3l, not even kidding
― Neanderthal, Saturday, 5 April 2014 21:34 (eleven years ago)
cauley woodrow
― Little Saint Hugh of Lincoln (nakhchivan), Thursday, 10 April 2014 20:43 (eleven years ago)
Volker Struth
― Little Saint Hugh of Lincoln (nakhchivan), Friday, 11 April 2014 13:46 (eleven years ago)
I think I reeled back from the screen a little there.
― ljubljana, Friday, 11 April 2014 15:09 (eleven years ago)
probably fine if you happen to be German?
― Angkor Waht (Neil S), Friday, 11 April 2014 15:11 (eleven years ago)
volker is the onomastic reduction of nationalism-volkism -- Old High German folc "folk" + heri "army"; cognate to Fulcher, an obsolete name used in England in the Middle Ages
― Little Saint Hugh of Lincoln (nakhchivan), Friday, 11 April 2014 15:15 (eleven years ago)
Fulcher became Fulker in England.
― Yuri Bashment (ShariVari), Friday, 11 April 2014 15:22 (eleven years ago)
doug loft
― Little Saint Hugh of Lincoln (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 15 April 2014 20:39 (eleven years ago)
there was a college baseball player named Quintavious Drains who i was hoping would make it to the majors but seems like it hasn't happened
― ciderpress, Tuesday, 15 April 2014 20:45 (eleven years ago)
Reince Priebus is still the reigning king of abysmal names imo
― Mayor Manuel (La Lechera), Tuesday, 15 April 2014 21:48 (eleven years ago)
I still can't believe that is a real name
― a strange man (mh), Tuesday, 15 April 2014 21:53 (eleven years ago)
i went to his wikipedia page to hear how his name is pronounced and every time it's kinda shocking how bad it isyou can't say it without sounding like him, which is rather alarming
/ɹəints pɹiybəs/
― Mayor Manuel (La Lechera), Tuesday, 15 April 2014 21:56 (eleven years ago)
Rents Prius
― a strange man (mh), Tuesday, 15 April 2014 22:12 (eleven years ago)
Rants Prebus
― djenter the dragon? (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 15 April 2014 22:29 (eleven years ago)
It's his lizard name he just forgot to change it before running for public office.
― ▴▲ ▴TH3CR()$BY$H()W▴▲ ▴ (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 15 April 2014 22:33 (eleven years ago)
lol totally
― Mayor Manuel (La Lechera), Wednesday, 16 April 2014 00:16 (eleven years ago)
― ciderpress, Tuesday, April 15, 2014 4:45 PM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
As a consolation prize you can have Cleveland Browns player Barkevious Mingo.
― bi-polar uncle (its OK-he's dead) (Phil D.), Wednesday, 16 April 2014 01:11 (eleven years ago)
Barkevious has an older brother called Hughtavious
― nauru, Wednesday, 16 April 2014 01:48 (eleven years ago)
the only one of those that is actively bad is hughtavious
quintavious drains is a bit of a curate's egg
― Little Saint Hugh of Lincoln (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 16 April 2014 02:23 (eleven years ago)
Jadeveon Clowney
― That elusive North American wood-ape (Capitaine Jay Vee), Wednesday, 16 April 2014 03:36 (eleven years ago)
Beeb Bertles, George McArdle, Graeham Goble, 3/5 of the OG Little River Band
― Carl F.A.Y.B.A.N. (lpz), Wednesday, 16 April 2014 04:25 (eleven years ago)
Quintavious Drains sounds like a supporting character from Gormenghast
― Number None, Wednesday, 16 April 2014 09:35 (eleven years ago)
speaking of NFL players, I always liked Yancey Thigpen because of his unusual name. He was a Steelers player IIRC.
― Angkor Waht (Neil S), Wednesday, 16 April 2014 09:46 (eleven years ago)
Thurman Munson (sic?). Even as a kid the name made me flinch.
― That elusive North American wood-ape (Capitaine Jay Vee), Wednesday, 16 April 2014 10:52 (eleven years ago)
I have a friend named B@rby who married a guy with the last name "B@rb@ra"
― getting strange ass all around the globe (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 16 April 2014 16:23 (eleven years ago)
having @ signs in your name is pretty abysmal, yeah
― ciderpress, Wednesday, 16 April 2014 16:27 (eleven years ago)
i hate the name b4rb4r4 on its own
― Little Saint Hugh of Lincoln (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 16 April 2014 17:31 (eleven years ago)
from Latin barbaria "foreign country," from Greek barbaros "foreign, strange, ignorant," from PIE root *barbar- echoic of unintelligible speech of foreigners (compare Sanskrit barbara- "stammering," also "non-Aryan," Latin balbus "stammering," Czech blblati "to stammer").
― Little Saint Hugh of Lincoln (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 16 April 2014 17:32 (eleven years ago)
Well im sure someone somewhere named Barbara hates your name.
― ▴▲ ▴TH3CR()$BY$H()W▴▲ ▴ (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 16 April 2014 17:33 (eleven years ago)
i was told how to pronounce 'nakhchivan' recently
― halber mensch halber keks (imago), Wednesday, 16 April 2014 17:34 (eleven years ago)
can remember having an argument with my latin teacher about that etymology when i was about 13, he vociferously argued against the onomatopoeic root
― Little Saint Hugh of Lincoln (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 16 April 2014 17:34 (eleven years ago)
how should one pronounce it then? xp
― Little Saint Hugh of Lincoln (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 16 April 2014 17:35 (eleven years ago)
na-ker-hee-chee-van, basically - two extra syllables where you don't rly expect them
― halber mensch halber keks (imago), Wednesday, 16 April 2014 17:37 (eleven years ago)
did a russian tell you that
― Little Saint Hugh of Lincoln (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 16 April 2014 17:38 (eleven years ago)
no, but it was an englishman of about 60 years whom i know well, and who happens to be genuinely knowledgeable about indo-european history & cultures
essentially i respect everything he says, and there is a small handful of people i would say this about - he might be one of 2 or 3 individuals perhaps
― halber mensch halber keks (imago), Wednesday, 16 April 2014 17:40 (eleven years ago)
the best approximation to an english speaker is probably the fifth one here afaik
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nakhchivan_Autonomous_Republic#Etymology
― Little Saint Hugh of Lincoln (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 16 April 2014 17:42 (eleven years ago)
^ correct afaik
― Yuri Bashment (ShariVari), Wednesday, 16 April 2014 17:45 (eleven years ago)
cressida bonas
― Little Saint Hugh of Lincoln (nakhchivan), Thursday, 1 May 2014 22:28 (eleven years ago)
See also Chelsy Davy.
― Yuri Bashment (ShariVari), Thursday, 1 May 2014 22:33 (eleven years ago)
nakh u heard the snl joke on her name, right?
― goole, Friday, 2 May 2014 19:28 (eleven years ago)
lol, no?
― Little Saint Hugh of Lincoln (nakhchivan), Friday, 2 May 2014 19:30 (eleven years ago)
can't find vid but here's a (weird-ass) transcript
http://www.hollywood.com/news/tv/55037179/weekend-update-snl-bruce-willis
― goole, Friday, 2 May 2014 19:37 (eleven years ago)
Henrique Buss
― Little Saint Hugh of Lincoln (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 7 May 2014 17:04 (eleven years ago)
toni polster
― Little Saint Hugh of Lincoln (nakhchivan), Saturday, 17 May 2014 20:05 (eleven years ago)
was in a car today after cricket and the girls in the back were discussing a friend of theirs called Libbs and I thought of this thread
― verhzleyavbtreleambreb (imago), Saturday, 17 May 2014 20:08 (eleven years ago)
maybe it's lewis scooter libby?
― Little Saint Hugh of Lincoln (nakhchivan), Saturday, 17 May 2014 20:09 (eleven years ago)
I. Lewis "Scooter" Libby [a] (born August 22, 1950; first name generally given as Irve,[b] sometimes Irving)[1]
― Little Saint Hugh of Lincoln (nakhchivan), Saturday, 17 May 2014 20:10 (eleven years ago)
oh that's repulsive. belongs here
― verhzleyavbtreleambreb (imago), Saturday, 17 May 2014 20:11 (eleven years ago)
his name is routinely disparaged and thus it would be trite to include it here
― Little Saint Hugh of Lincoln (nakhchivan), Saturday, 17 May 2014 20:14 (eleven years ago)
just imagining him as a member of a cricket team and his cricket m8s would call him libbs
haha
libbo
― verhzleyavbtreleambreb (imago), Saturday, 17 May 2014 20:39 (eleven years ago)
1950 births American government officials convicted of crimes American Jews American lawyers American perjurers Assistants to the President of the United States Chiefs of Staff to the Vice President of the United States Columbia Law School alumni Disbarred lawyers Living people Pennsylvania Democrats Pennsylvania Republicans People associated with the Plame affair People convicted of making false statements People convicted of obstruction of justice People from McLean, Virginia People from New Haven, Connecticut Phillips Academy alumni Reagan Administration personnel Recipients of American presidential clemency Yale University alumni
― Little Saint Hugh of Lincoln (nakhchivan), Saturday, 17 May 2014 20:50 (eleven years ago)
exeter or andover?
*i hardly knew 'er joke implied*
― sarahell, Saturday, 17 May 2014 20:54 (eleven years ago)
American perjurers
― verhzleyavbtreleambreb (imago), Saturday, 17 May 2014 20:55 (eleven years ago)
Toni Garrn
― Little Saint Hugh of Lincoln (nakhchivan), Sunday, 18 May 2014 00:49 (eleven years ago)
Mate Males
― Merdeyeux, Sunday, 18 May 2014 00:58 (eleven years ago)
Idaho Gov. Butch Otter
abysmal or amazing, can't decide
― clouds, Monday, 19 May 2014 14:50 (eleven years ago)
whoooa
― a strange man (mh), Monday, 19 May 2014 16:13 (eleven years ago)
North West
― ^ 諷刺 (ken c), Monday, 19 May 2014 16:18 (eleven years ago)
It gets better: Butch Otter's wife's name is "Gay." Butch and Gay Otter.
― Diddley Hollyberry (Phil D.), Monday, 19 May 2014 16:27 (eleven years ago)
ex-wife, that is
I saw an artist's name at a gallery show recently listed as Page Turner.
― nickn, Monday, 19 May 2014 16:29 (eleven years ago)
― Diddley Hollyberry (Phil D.), Monday, May 19, 2014 11:27 AM (3 hours ago)
are you shitting me
― clouds, Monday, 19 May 2014 19:51 (eleven years ago)
BOISE — U.S. Magistrate Judge Candy W. Dale has denied Gov. Butch Otter's motion for a stay on her decision overturning Idaho's ban on same-sex marriages.
― Little Saint Hugh of Lincoln (nakhchivan), Monday, 19 May 2014 19:55 (eleven years ago)
butch in the streets, otter in the sheets
― soref, Monday, 19 May 2014 20:30 (eleven years ago)
― goole, Monday, 19 May 2014 20:48 (eleven years ago)
Crystal Metheney, arrested for shooting a missile into a car.
http://jezebel.com/woman-who-shot-missile-into-car-has-most-florida-name-e-1589467389?utm_campaign=socialflow_jezebel_facebook&utm_source=jezebel_facebook&utm_medium=socialflow
― nickn, Thursday, 12 June 2014 01:22 (eleven years ago)
Elon Musk
― clouds, Saturday, 14 June 2014 03:04 (eleven years ago)
Wayne Payne, 31, (inset) was travelling at 61mph when he hit Cameron Ward (main picture), who was riding his bicycle alongside his parents in Erdington, Birmingham on April 1 last year. Unemployed Payne was sentenced to five years in prison and banned from driving for five years. A judge had bailed the killer driver over the weekend on 'compassionate grounds' so he could see his two young daughters before being jailed. But just minutes later Payne, of Erdington, argued with Cameron's grieving relatives outside court.
― Little Saint Hugh of Lincoln (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 17 June 2014 12:56 (eleven years ago)
Tory Burch
― Little Saint Hugh of Lincoln (nakhchivan), Monday, 23 June 2014 15:12 (eleven years ago)
Kent Swig
Busan Haeundae Doosan We’ve the Zenith is a complex of three residential towers which were completed in 2011.
― Little Saint Hugh of Lincoln (nakhchivan), Monday, 23 June 2014 15:18 (eleven years ago)
Diego Armando Valentin Contento
― Little Saint Hugh of Lincoln (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 8 July 2014 00:54 (eleven years ago)
Kike (footballer, born 1989)From Wikipedia, the free encyclopediaFor another Spanish footballer, see Kike (footballer, born 1988)
― Little Saint Hugh of Lincoln (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 16 July 2014 02:19 (eleven years ago)
Golf pro Dick Mast
― Prince Kajuku (Bill Magill), Wednesday, 16 July 2014 03:54 (eleven years ago)
Dale Bolinger, 58, chatted online with 14-year-old about sex acts he would perform on her before beheading and eating her
― Little Saint Hugh of Lincoln (nakhchivan), Monday, 21 July 2014 18:31 (eleven years ago)
Kent Weed
― ogmor, Tuesday, 22 July 2014 21:10 (eleven years ago)
http://m.stv.tv/news/west-central/288825-toddlers-found-safe-and-well-after-going-missing-with-parents/
Tojo and Willie Boy O'Neill, ostensibly abysmal but I admire the audacity
― Merdeyeux, Monday, 18 August 2014 22:01 (eleven years ago)
Antonio Brack Egg
― oblique blasphemies (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Tuesday, 19 August 2014 12:01 (eleven years ago)
Malky Mackay
― Little Saint Hugh of Lincoln (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 20 August 2014 04:18 (eleven years ago)
Adolf Hutter
― Wristy Hurlington (ShariVari), Wednesday, 20 August 2014 07:21 (eleven years ago)
had call just now to browse the website of an artist called Indigo Violet Larkin. was going to post it to 'great real names' until I discovered she'd made it up and was actually called Mar Shro, which is the reason I'm posting itt
― for sale: Bebe's boots, never worn (DJ Mencap), Saturday, 23 August 2014 12:09 (eleven years ago)
Huh, I think the latter is a much better name than the sickly twee former.
― emil.y, Saturday, 23 August 2014 12:15 (eleven years ago)
^^^^^^^^^
― imago, Saturday, 23 August 2014 14:03 (eleven years ago)
although both names are pretty bad
― imago, Saturday, 23 August 2014 14:04 (eleven years ago)
Sammie Szmodics
― Nothing less than the Spirit of the Age (nakhchivan), Friday, 29 August 2014 04:19 (eleven years ago)
Wulfert Cornelius van Ginkel
― Nothing less than the Spirit of the Age (nakhchivan), Saturday, 30 August 2014 14:42 (eleven years ago)
wulf wulf wulf
― the other song about butts in the top 5 (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 30 August 2014 23:36 (eleven years ago)
Ol' Wulfcorn.
― il balletto da bronx, yo (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Sunday, 31 August 2014 00:36 (eleven years ago)
Jonson Clarke-Harris
― Nothing less than the Spirit of the Age (nakhchivan), Monday, 1 September 2014 21:41 (eleven years ago)
two body parts sandwiching a Clarke
― Daphnis Celesta, Monday, 1 September 2014 21:43 (eleven years ago)
Mansfield Town have signed striker Rakish Bingham.Mansfield Town FC@mansfieldtownfcBREAKING NEWS: Stags sign striker on transfer deadline day. Read more at mansfieldtown.net
not sure abt this onera'kish is one thing but people are going to pronounce this 'rakish' in the hogarth sense
― Nothing less than the Spirit of the Age (nakhchivan), Monday, 1 September 2014 21:47 (eleven years ago)
Yanic Wildschut
― Nothing less than the Spirit of the Age (nakhchivan), Monday, 1 September 2014 21:48 (eleven years ago)
i made a pun about that name on the charlton forum earlier
― imago, Monday, 1 September 2014 21:51 (eleven years ago)
'has foot, wildschut'
i don't deserve to live
http://i.imgur.com/V56oFwE.png
― Nothing less than the Spirit of the Age (nakhchivan), Monday, 1 September 2014 22:00 (eleven years ago)
Niki Dige Zimling
― Nothing less than the Spirit of the Age (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 2 September 2014 01:54 (eleven years ago)
akiem hicks
― Nothing less than the Spirit of the Age (nakhchivan), Friday, 19 September 2014 22:46 (eleven years ago)
Meneko Spigner McBeth.
― "a bit of goatery, some demonry" (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Friday, 19 September 2014 23:28 (eleven years ago)
Shaleum Narval "Shay" Logan
― Nothing less than the Spirit of the Age (nakhchivan), Saturday, 20 September 2014 00:39 (eleven years ago)
Bartle Frere, 50, from Bridport, Dorset, allegedly arranged to meet the young teenagers during stop-overs in India then had sex with them in his hotel room
― macho nonreal (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 24 September 2014 00:15 (eleven years ago)
Mark RecklessBrooks Newmark
― nakhchivan, Saturday, 27 September 2014 23:05 (eleven years ago)
tick
― Ƹ༑Ʒ (imago), Saturday, 27 September 2014 23:07 (eleven years ago)
Leander Dendoncker
― the final twilight of all evaluative standpoints (nakhchivan), Monday, 6 October 2014 01:21 (eleven years ago)
Daley Sinkgraven
― the final twilight of all evaluative standpoints (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 8 October 2014 18:33 (eleven years ago)
Elgin Hychew
― Dick Clownload (Dan Peterson), Wednesday, 8 October 2014 19:21 (eleven years ago)
I don't know her full name, but I used to work with a guy who had both the last name Horr and a daughter that I felt deeply sorry for.
― Certified Genious (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 8 October 2014 19:24 (eleven years ago)
Alo Bärengrub
― the final twilight of all evaluative standpoints (nakhchivan), Thursday, 9 October 2014 19:45 (eleven years ago)
A Tuckerton man was sentenced to 219 months in federal prison on Friday after posing as a teenage girl online and having young boys send him nude photos, authorities said.
Stanley Zdon III, 28, was sentenced for conspiracy to produce child pornography, according to the U.S. Attorney’s Office.
― the final twilight of all evaluative standpoints (nakhchivan), Thursday, 9 October 2014 21:20 (eleven years ago)
Gaz Coombes
― the final twilight of all evaluative standpoints (nakhchivan), Sunday, 12 October 2014 22:04 (eleven years ago)
Hamilton Wadsworth Meserve
― why dost thou hide thyself in (clouds), Sunday, 26 October 2014 15:26 (eleven years ago)
Handschuhsheim, (kurpfälzisch: Hendesse[1] [ˈhɛndəsə]) ist der bevölkerungsreichste Stadtteil von Heidelberg.
― the final twilight of all evaluative standpoints (nakhchivan), Sunday, 26 October 2014 17:20 (eleven years ago)
Tonya Cornett
― keep the meat alive: pampas grass (wins), Monday, 27 October 2014 16:15 (eleven years ago)
Brinsley Le Poer Trench, 8th Earl of Clancarty
― keep the meat alive: pampas grass (wins), Monday, 27 October 2014 16:18 (eleven years ago)
actually almost everyone on this page http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Pseudohistorians
― keep the meat alive: pampas grass (wins), Monday, 27 October 2014 16:19 (eleven years ago)
Augustus Le Plongeon
― keep the meat alive: pampas grass (wins), Monday, 27 October 2014 16:20 (eleven years ago)
Oscar Kiss Maerth
― keep the meat alive: pampas grass (wins), Monday, 27 October 2014 16:21 (eleven years ago)
Auberon Waugh
― the final twilight of all evaluative standpoints (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 29 October 2014 03:06 (eleven years ago)
Loftus Becker
― mattresslessness, Monday, 3 November 2014 19:16 (eleven years ago)
i did a search for the most abysmal name that could hypothetically exist; there is no one living with the name "Percival Snert"
sadly
― clouds, Tuesday, 4 November 2014 19:39 (eleven years ago)
jordon mutch
― the final twilight of all evaluative standpoints (nakhchivan), Thursday, 6 November 2014 01:01 (eleven years ago)
meghan trainor
― individual meta dater (wins), Thursday, 6 November 2014 16:55 (eleven years ago)
^^ that is the name of a girl appearing in a high school homecoming group photo with two other girls wearing shiny dresses doing the "charlie's angels" pose and smiling toothily
i think i had an elementary school teacher w/ the name trainor/trainer
― clouds, Thursday, 6 November 2014 18:00 (eleven years ago)
Behati Prinsloo
― the final twilight of all evaluative standpoints (nakhchivan), Saturday, 8 November 2014 00:22 (eleven years ago)
Athletic pubalgia, also called the sports hernia,[1] hockey hernia,[2] hockey groin,[1] Gilmore's Groin,[1] or groin disruption[3
― milord z (nakhchivan), Saturday, 8 November 2014 20:48 (eleven years ago)
half surprised there doesn't seem to be a band called Groin Disruption
― legit new threat wrt to a norman invasion (seandalai), Sunday, 9 November 2014 02:05 (eleven years ago)
Ferdinand Zvonimir Maria Balthus Keith Michael Otto Antal Bahnam Leonhard Habsburg-Lothringen
― milord z (nakhchivan), Monday, 10 November 2014 23:47 (eleven years ago)
Durga McBroom-Hudson
― Fairly peng (wins), Monday, 10 November 2014 23:51 (eleven years ago)
Sophus Bugge
― Brocktoon Tanuki (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Tuesday, 11 November 2014 10:37 (eleven years ago)
Sir Felix Semen
― tribe? de la? no "humpty dance?" (clouds), Tuesday, 11 November 2014 18:42 (eleven years ago)
Surprise Sithole
― legit new threat wrt to a norman invasion (seandalai), Tuesday, 11 November 2014 23:03 (eleven years ago)
Dayrell Montague Crackanthorpe (1871-1950), Diplomat to Belgrade, Athens, Madrid and Guatemala City
― milord z (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 12 November 2014 17:11 (eleven years ago)
Francis Leveson Bertie, 1st Viscount Bertie of Thame GCB, GCMG, GCVO, PC (/ˈbɑrtɪ əv ˈteɪm/ "barty of tame";[1]
― disconnected externalized and unrecognizable signifying structure (nakhchivan), Sunday, 16 November 2014 00:13 (eleven years ago)
Chedwyn Michael "Ched" Evans
― disconnected externalized and unrecognizable signifying structure (nakhchivan), Sunday, 16 November 2014 01:15 (eleven years ago)
Jan Assmann (author of Das Kulturelle Gedächtnis: Schrift, Erinnerung und Politische Identität in frühen Hochkulturen)
― from the straining pagan waistbands (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Friday, 21 November 2014 08:06 (eleven years ago)
Jeffrey "Jeff" Schlupp (German pronunciation: [ˈdʒɛ.fʀiː ˈʃlʊp]; born 23 December 1992) is a professional footballer
― disconnected externalized and unrecognizable signifying structure (nakhchivan), Sunday, 23 November 2014 02:39 (eleven years ago)
So German pronunciation same as English
― Josefa, Sunday, 23 November 2014 06:25 (eleven years ago)
Ricki Mudd
― disconnected externalized and unrecognizable signifying structure (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 26 November 2014 01:38 (eleven years ago)
Alexander Duie Pyle
― GYBE ALFOTHAD download from mediafire - Type: .rar Size: 53.25 MB (unregistered), Thursday, 27 November 2014 02:57 (eleven years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/Bnuav4r.png
― GYBE ALFOTHAD download from mediafire - Type: .rar Size: 53.25 MB (unregistered), Thursday, 27 November 2014 02:58 (eleven years ago)
Daryl Janmaat
― نكبة (nakhchivan), Saturday, 6 December 2014 18:29 (eleven years ago)
I kind of like Janmaat for reminding me of the entertaining 80s Hindi crime thriller Janbaaz starring Dimple Kapedia, who I think would be a worthier entry in this thread.
― Wristy Hurlington (ShariVari), Saturday, 6 December 2014 18:42 (eleven years ago)
Mother of Twinkle Khanna for good measure.
― Wristy Hurlington (ShariVari), Saturday, 6 December 2014 18:43 (eleven years ago)
Which has led me to discover than Janmaat near as damn it means 'public opinion' in Hindi.
― Wristy Hurlington (ShariVari), Saturday, 6 December 2014 18:56 (eleven years ago)
have to concur wrt Dimple Kapedia
― languagelessness (mattresslessness), Saturday, 6 December 2014 19:24 (eleven years ago)
Boyd Byron Broadwater
― languagelessness (mattresslessness), Wednesday, 17 December 2014 18:49 (eleven years ago)
thread-opening name is making me lol so much, it sounds like a name from my hometown
there was someone named tanner swicegood there iirc
― jello my future biafriend (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 17 December 2014 19:13 (eleven years ago)
There's someone at my job named W@lkiri@ Kirkc0nnell. It kills me every single time I see it.
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Wednesday, 17 December 2014 19:15 (eleven years ago)
Anyone have the URL for Dimplekapedia? Wanted to check some info on dimples real quick.
― Simply The Bessed! (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 17 December 2014 20:35 (eleven years ago)
shay given has a son called shayne
― Chairman Feinstein (nakhchivan), Friday, 19 December 2014 00:27 (eleven years ago)
Diego ‘Chavo’ Fucks Argentinian football writer
― Enterprise Lesotho (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 24 December 2014 22:50 (eleven years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/rz6Uy7Z.jpg
― Enterprise Lesotho (nakhchivan), Sunday, 28 December 2014 04:10 (eleven years ago)
Dean Marney
― Enterprise Lesotho (nakhchivan), Sunday, 28 December 2014 04:49 (eleven years ago)
Dean Moxey
― Enterprise Lesotho (nakhchivan), Sunday, 28 December 2014 04:50 (eleven years ago)
Thorsten Balsam
― tone pulising (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 31 December 2014 15:18 (eleven years ago)
balsam is good. not great in that combo tho
― jello my future biafriend (roxymuzak), Monday, 5 January 2015 04:27 (eleven years ago)
It is commonly known as the harlequin ladybird (because it occurs in numerous colour forms). It is also known in North America as the multicolored Asian lady beetle, and (because it invades homes in October in preparation for overwintering) as Halloween lady beetle.[1][2]
― nakhchivan, Tuesday, 6 January 2015 14:24 (eleven years ago)
http://www.fistreeminternational.com/images/logo.gif
http://www.fistreeminternational.com/images/logo-international.gif
― Tanukious D' (wins), Thursday, 8 January 2015 23:25 (eleven years ago)
pablo schreiber
― goole, Tuesday, 27 January 2015 15:32 (ten years ago)
Archulious Buttars Archibald
― languagelessness (mattresslessness), Friday, 30 January 2015 19:02 (ten years ago)
Che Zach Everton Fred Adams
― the prefects of the spirit world (nakhchivan), Saturday, 31 January 2015 11:46 (ten years ago)
I was wondering whether his parents were RATM fans.
― Wristy Hurlington (ShariVari), Saturday, 31 January 2015 11:49 (ten years ago)
Unity Valkyrie Mitford (
― nakhchivan, Monday, 9 February 2015 23:34 (ten years ago)
Cliff Crown
― Josh Whitehurst the endowed drummer and backing vocalist (imago), Tuesday, 10 February 2015 15:05 (ten years ago)
Robert Kenedy Nunes do Nascimento (born 8 February 1996 in Santa Rita do Sapucaí), commonly known as Kenedy, is a Brazilian footballer who plays as a striker for Fluminense.[1]
― no love deb weep (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 18 February 2015 17:21 (ten years ago)
Zanny Minton Beddoes
― no love deb weep (nakhchivan), Friday, 20 February 2015 01:20 (ten years ago)
Indy Boonen
― no love deb weep (nakhchivan), Friday, 20 February 2015 18:01 (ten years ago)
Clayton E. Butt
― hammer smashed nagls (mattresslessness), Tuesday, 24 February 2015 18:22 (ten years ago)
hmm actually not bad since "Butt" really limits one's options and Clayton is a pretty good choice overall.
― hammer smashed nagls (mattresslessness), Tuesday, 24 February 2015 18:24 (ten years ago)
Ellen Doody-Jones
― from batman to balloon dog (carl agatha), Tuesday, 24 February 2015 18:30 (ten years ago)
Clemency Margaret Greatrex 'Clemmie' Burton-Hill
― jiffadi pom (nakhchivan), Sunday, 1 March 2015 12:51 (ten years ago)
Redvers Barnard abused six girls over three decades during which time he claimed he was a 'white witch' with the power to heal people
― poc het ino (nakhchivan), Thursday, 5 March 2015 00:21 (ten years ago)
Vonlee Titlow
― drash, Thursday, 5 March 2015 03:05 (ten years ago)
Bub Asman
― drash, Thursday, 5 March 2015 03:10 (ten years ago)
Sthefany Brito and her brother Kayky.
― Rainbow DAESH (ShariVari), Thursday, 5 March 2015 08:25 (ten years ago)
Blidi Wreh-Wilson
― Plasmon, Friday, 13 March 2015 06:11 (ten years ago)
Dale Vince v Elon Musk: electric car tsars at war over motorway charging stations
― nakhchivan, Saturday, 21 March 2015 16:41 (ten years ago)
Bowe Bergdahl
― nakhchivan, Wednesday, 25 March 2015 20:02 (ten years ago)
Alice McJunkin
― Pic Verry (mattresslessness), Wednesday, 1 April 2015 16:31 (ten years ago)
Jade Catta-Preta
― ^^^ NOT METAL (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Tuesday, 7 April 2015 10:06 (ten years ago)
Madison Bumgarner
― tangenttangent, Monday, 13 April 2015 12:21 (ten years ago)
Neon Maflin
― PORC EPIC SAVVAGE (imago), Tuesday, 14 April 2015 07:33 (ten years ago)
hey buddy you mighta taken a wrong turn back there or somethin, i think you meant to post that on Great Real Names
― gybe horses (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 14 April 2015 12:39 (ten years ago)
in no way whatsoever
― PORC EPIC SAVVAGE (imago), Tuesday, 14 April 2015 18:51 (ten years ago)
charlton have a youth trialist atm named anfernee dijksteel, which I have many conflicting thoughts about
― PORC EPIC SAVVAGE (imago), Tuesday, 14 April 2015 18:54 (ten years ago)
okay so it's a horse but
Dick Tayto
― yeovil knievel (NickB), Wednesday, 15 April 2015 16:50 (ten years ago)
http://philosophy.uchicago.edu/faculty/moati.html
― nakhchivan, Thursday, 16 April 2015 05:02 (ten years ago)
legend
― goole, Thursday, 16 April 2015 23:38 (ten years ago)
did i do that right
yeah
i was unsucceessfully looking for a pdf of a book about moaty, but i found a book by moati on the derrida/searle arguments and started reading that instead
― nakhchivan, Thursday, 16 April 2015 23:46 (ten years ago)
there's also http://apps.bond.edu.au/staff/profile.asp?s_id=248
― cis-het shitlord (Merdeyeux), Thursday, 16 April 2015 23:50 (ten years ago)
Honorary Doctorate of the University - The University of Newcastle
― nakhchivan, Thursday, 16 April 2015 23:55 (ten years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/zRMcjwX.jpg
― imago, Friday, 17 April 2015 12:02 (ten years ago)
Audrina Patridge
― drash, Friday, 17 April 2015 12:57 (ten years ago)
Jack Grealish
― nakhchivan, Tuesday, 21 April 2015 13:14 (ten years ago)
Mitchell-Elijah Weiser[1]
― LMAO. GOLD Chrisso. regards, REB (nakhchivan), Saturday, 25 April 2015 20:46 (ten years ago)
Coventry Patmore
― neetsooh ebebay (wins), Saturday, 25 April 2015 20:48 (ten years ago)
I vacillated on that one
How wretched of Mr. and Mrs. Weiser[1] to name their child that!
― Mistah FAAB (sarahell), Saturday, 25 April 2015 20:49 (ten years ago)
hehehehehehe
― LMAO. GOLD Chrisso. regards, REB (nakhchivan), Saturday, 25 April 2015 20:51 (ten years ago)
sadly,
regards,
― Mistah FAAB (sarahell), Saturday, 25 April 2015 20:52 (ten years ago)
Mitchell-Elijah Fucking Cunting Twatting Weiser[!]
― LMAO. GOLD Chrisso. regards, REB (nakhchivan), Saturday, 25 April 2015 20:53 (ten years ago)
r u ok hun x
― carles the jekyll (imago), Saturday, 25 April 2015 21:55 (ten years ago)
the most caring member of the Nation of Islam
― ^^^ NOT METAL (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Saturday, 25 April 2015 22:10 (ten years ago)
Mar 23, 2015 - PORT Vale are scouting Solihull Moors striker Omar Bogle as they consider a move for the 22-year-old in the summer. The 6ft 2in hit-man has ...
― oppet, Saturday, 25 April 2015 22:11 (ten years ago)
http://www.youtube.com/user/ATryn100
― LMAO. GOLD Chrisso. regards, REB (nakhchivan), Monday, 27 April 2015 02:36 (ten years ago)
Caught the end of Crimewatch before the news last week and they were looking for a sex offender called Ryan Humpage.
― Petite Lamela (ShariVari), Monday, 27 April 2015 12:20 (ten years ago)
one-time Warwickshire wicketkeeper Geoff of that surname is maybe even better (worse)
― carles the jekyll (imago), Monday, 27 April 2015 12:59 (ten years ago)
'Ramon Menon, 17, is studying for his AS Levels at St. Paul's School in Barnes. "Everyone at school discusses the election,' he says. 'But they just support the Conservatives because their parents do. I think there's something morally repugnant about voting Tory."'
(ukip youth member)
― carles the jekyll (imago), Monday, 27 April 2015 13:18 (ten years ago)
Sir Dingle Foot MP
― ogmor, Wednesday, 29 April 2015 11:32 (ten years ago)
Geoff Hoon
― LMAO. GOLD Chrisso. regards, REB (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 29 April 2015 20:42 (ten years ago)
Fred Nind is the author of Pet Owner's Guide to the Snake (4.00 avg rating, 1 rating, 0 reviews, published 2003)
― Quack and Merkt (Tom D.), Wednesday, 29 April 2015 21:42 (ten years ago)
a friend of mine was responding to a letter he got from a lawyer named 'Weiner Cadet, Jr.'
― panettone for the painfully alone (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, 29 April 2015 21:48 (ten years ago)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hughe_Knatchbull-Hugessen
― LMAO. GOLD Chrisso. regards, REB (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 29 April 2015 22:08 (ten years ago)
a trail of breadcrumbs provided by a student of mine has led to the following
http://www.vivino.com/users/portyp
― carles the jekyll (imago), Wednesday, 29 April 2015 22:48 (ten years ago)
Boff Whalley
― yeovil knievel (NickB), Wednesday, 29 April 2015 22:56 (ten years ago)
xp If only Porty were overweight and from the Pacific Northwest. Portland's portly Porty Portsmouth-Layton.
― subject's companion from prior surveillance (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Thursday, 30 April 2015 02:23 (ten years ago)
Every time I come across the name of this young British tennis player, I imagine her parents indulged in a lame Katy Did / Katy Didn't-related pun.
― anatol_merklich, Saturday, 2 May 2015 19:26 (ten years ago)
not a real name but Ayn Rand (itself shit) choosing to name her principal character Dagny Taggart
― an absolute feast of hardcore fanboy LOLs surrounding (imago), Monday, 4 May 2015 22:49 (ten years ago)
Sounds like an intrepid college news reporter as written by a 14 year old.
― See the Belz up in the sky, somebody cancelled SVU (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Monday, 4 May 2015 22:53 (ten years ago)
zipporah lisle-mainwaring
― bizarro gazzara, Wednesday, 13 May 2015 11:29 (ten years ago)
Michael Anthony Nutter (born June 29, 1957) is the 98th/124th and current Mayor of Philadelphia.
― sʌxihɔːl (Ward Fowler), Wednesday, 13 May 2015 11:37 (ten years ago)
Cloyd Reed Allred
― zionsmommy (mattresslessness), Tuesday, 19 May 2015 18:25 (ten years ago)
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v472/birdnestsoup/smelt.jpg
― mortal boomkat (NickB), Friday, 29 May 2015 13:42 (ten years ago)
http://www.convilleandwalsh.com/index.php/authors/author/digby-warde-aldam/
― Dravidian Miss Desi (nakhchivan), Friday, 29 May 2015 15:40 (ten years ago)
Jefre Cantu-Ledesma
― Jim Gillette's unused octave (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Saturday, 30 May 2015 00:02 (ten years ago)
I know that guy
― a silly gif of awkward larping (Sparkle Motion), Saturday, 30 May 2015 00:43 (ten years ago)
It was bound to happen sooner or later.
― Jim Gillette's unused octave (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Saturday, 30 May 2015 04:23 (ten years ago)
True, there are only a finite number of abysmal real names
― a silly gif of awkward larping (Sparkle Motion), Saturday, 30 May 2015 13:52 (ten years ago)
belgian wta players (#1 already itt)
1. Kirsten Flipkens (71 Increase2) 2. Yanina Wickmayer (78 Increase1) 3. Alison Van Uytvanck (93 Decrease5) 4. An-Sophie Mestach (111 Increase4) 7. Klaartje Liebens (309 Decrease1)
#6 has quite a good name (ysaline bonaventure)
― Dravidian Miss Desi (nakhchivan), Sunday, 31 May 2015 14:37 (ten years ago)
An-Sophie Mestach
― an absolute feast of hardcore fanboy LOLs surrounding (imago), Sunday, 31 May 2015 14:38 (ten years ago)
even if she had a mestachtomy she would still have an abysmal name
― Dravidian Miss Desi (nakhchivan), Sunday, 31 May 2015 14:40 (ten years ago)
yeah, the An is ludicrous
― an absolute feast of hardcore fanboy LOLs surrounding (imago), Sunday, 31 May 2015 14:40 (ten years ago)
it seems like some sort of ancient prefix for a member of royalty
― an absolute feast of hardcore fanboy LOLs surrounding (imago), Sunday, 31 May 2015 14:41 (ten years ago)
houdt de meme leven: an-sophie's verbrand could be a goer on de subjectivisten
― Dravidian Miss Desi (nakhchivan), Sunday, 31 May 2015 14:43 (ten years ago)
Siulolovao Challons-Lipton
― Willibald Pirckheimers Briefwechsel (Tom D.), Tuesday, 2 June 2015 12:29 (ten years ago)
Noelle Gallagher
― ogmor, Tuesday, 2 June 2015 14:01 (ten years ago)
― Dejected Carmody threads (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 2 June 2015 14:53 (ten years ago)
Hylton Rubinstein
― kate78, Wednesday, 3 June 2015 19:12 (ten years ago)
i like that, a classic old fashioned jewish name
― Dejected Carmody threads (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 3 June 2015 19:20 (ten years ago)
Patience Drake Roggensack
― Dejected Carmody threads (nakhchivan), Thursday, 4 June 2015 23:26 (ten years ago)
Taylor Harry Fritz
― the discussions, the slanging matches, the banter, the lot (imago), Sunday, 7 June 2015 17:35 (ten years ago)
Ron Sexsmith
― sonz of a croup da croupier (NickB), Monday, 8 June 2015 10:21 (ten years ago)
“What we can look at is all the data surrounding our own athlete, Mo Farah: blood data, supplements data – everything surrounding his medical treatment,” Warner told Radio 4’s Today programme.
“We’re in charge of that. We run that from the UK, through Neil Black, our performance director, Barry Fudge, who’s our endurance expert."
― Blandford Forum, Monday, 8 June 2015 12:52 (ten years ago)
M. Eugene Boring
― Willibald Pirckheimers Briefwechsel (Tom D.), Monday, 8 June 2015 14:13 (ten years ago)
Vera Cuntz, M.A. (*1979 in Darmstadt) ist wissenschaftliche Mitarbeiterin der Filmwissenschaft im Rahmen des Forschungsprojekts International Women’s Film Research Networks (IWFRN) an der Johannes Gutenberg-Universität Mainz.
― Willibald Pirckheimers Briefwechsel (Tom D.), Wednesday, 10 June 2015 14:11 (ten years ago)
Bruce Cakebread
― tangenttangent, Thursday, 11 June 2015 09:19 (ten years ago)
"I really liked the sound of my wife's name - Rowan Martin - and didn't want to spoil that with her changing it."
― Mark G, Thursday, 11 June 2015 14:56 (ten years ago)
Middle initial N?
― nickn, Thursday, 11 June 2015 16:53 (ten years ago)
Cole Hammer, for fuck's sake
― imago, Thursday, 11 June 2015 22:47 (ten years ago)
Cole Hammer
Lulu Lulu
― davey, Friday, 19 June 2015 06:59 (ten years ago)
from Honolulu
Big fan of Honey Booboo
― that's why god destroyed the radio (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Friday, 19 June 2015 08:08 (ten years ago)
Do not get what is abysmal with any of nakh's wta names of a month ago (tho I can see why "Kirsten Flipkens" may be felt as unbeawably tuthe, at a stretch). Does nakh fear lower germanic dialects?
― anatol_merklich, Monday, 29 June 2015 23:26 (ten years ago)
Just learned why a distant in-law of mine uses a Facebook alias - real name is Jim Crow :\
― Sir Lord Baltimora (Myonga Vön Bontee), Sunday, 5 July 2015 21:04 (ten years ago)
Lauren Holiday
― rahrah avis (imago), Monday, 6 July 2015 00:04 (ten years ago)
c'mon Barry fudge is an awesome name.
― I checked Snoops , and it is for real (Trayce), Monday, 6 July 2015 02:23 (ten years ago)
Dr Elferink-Stinkens
― skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Monday, 13 July 2015 19:39 (ten years ago)
Jean-Luc Schmutz
― skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 15 July 2015 18:53 (ten years ago)
Going through an email list at work found an address for a dude named Mohammed Israel.
― the top man in the language department (誤訳侮辱), Wednesday, 15 July 2015 19:00 (ten years ago)
Toss Gascoigne
― The Tony Hart Land (Tom D.), Thursday, 6 August 2015 12:40 (ten years ago)
cyrus engineer
― bizarro gazzara, Friday, 21 August 2015 20:04 (ten years ago)
Engineer is a pretty common Indian surname - a lot of Parsi people adopted their job titles as surnames when they emigrated to India (see also Farokh Engineer, Navin Engineer, etc).
― I wear my Redditor loathing with pride (ShariVari), Friday, 21 August 2015 20:14 (ten years ago)
Also Nazneen Contractor, and so on.
― I wear my Redditor loathing with pride (ShariVari), Friday, 21 August 2015 20:16 (ten years ago)
bizarro gazzara with the wrongest post yet to this thread
― Yul Brynner playing table tennis with a deviled kidney (imago), Friday, 21 August 2015 20:30 (ten years ago)
It's pretty pedestrian for a Parsi name tbh.
http://i.imgur.com/Yw5kMeH.jpg
― I wear my Redditor loathing with pride (ShariVari), Friday, 21 August 2015 20:39 (ten years ago)
Yeah there's a correspondent on the Nightly Show with the surname "Treasurywalla." Awesome.
― a poetic ODE to FORNICATION (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Saturday, 22 August 2015 19:30 (ten years ago)
Real or Key and Peele Dept:NY Jets cornerback Buster Skrinehttp://pbs.twimg.com/media/CH4RXimWsAALRFj.jpg
― Meta Forksclove-Liebeskind (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 22 August 2015 19:45 (ten years ago)
debated between putting this on the 'abysmal' or 'great' thread, guess it depends what you're looking for in life
'brittany glidewell'
― j., Saturday, 22 August 2015 20:17 (ten years ago)
Robert Deatherage
http://www.kpho.com/story/29765418/fbi-militia-members-moonlighted-as-drug-cash-rip-crew
― a silly gif of awkward larping (Sparkle Motion), Sunday, 23 August 2015 17:13 (ten years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/Pev0aex.jpg
(morbid story this is from)
― Devilock, Sunday, 23 August 2015 20:01 (ten years ago)
Rupert Friend.
― SPOILER: Everyone Is A Robot (Mr Andy M), Sunday, 30 August 2015 21:08 (ten years ago)
space shuttle pilot dick truly
― bizarro gazzara, Monday, 31 August 2015 10:03 (ten years ago)
Truly, madly, Dickly
― We Boo... The Cross (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Monday, 31 August 2015 18:47 (ten years ago)
Zane D. Memeger, the United States attorney in Philadelphia who brought the charges, did not elaborate on the decision to drop the case.
― Lux Iniesta (nakhchivan), Friday, 11 September 2015 22:35 (ten years ago)
bonar bradberry
― the siteban for the hilarious 'lbzc' dom ips (wins), Saturday, 12 September 2015 12:09 (ten years ago)
Kenedy
― imago, Saturday, 12 September 2015 12:59 (ten years ago)
to add insult to the pointblank entry wounds
Robert Kenedy Nunes do Nascimento (born 8 February 1996 in Santa Rita do Sapucaí), commonly known as Kenedy, is a Brazilian footballer who plays as a striker for Fluminense.[1]― no love deb weep (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 18 February 2015 17:21 (6 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― no love deb weep (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 18 February 2015 17:21 (6 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Lux Iniesta (nakhchivan), Saturday, 12 September 2015 13:11 (ten years ago)
too ecstatic at corbyn to use ctrl-f
― imago, Saturday, 12 September 2015 13:14 (ten years ago)
tempted to reverse judgment on this one though: misspelling of keneddy goes from bathetic to sublime when one considers it is the sinister backroom schemer bobby rather than the eternal hausfrau's favourite being 'hommaged'
― Robert Kenedy Nunes do Nascimento (nakhchivan), Saturday, 12 September 2015 13:19 (ten years ago)
remember when the story was circulated that maicon douglas whatever was a bastardized tribute to mikey d
He does not know when or how the rumour started, just that he has heard it all his life and it is not true. Maicon Douglas's name may have an assonance with a certain Hollywood actor, but the Inter Milan right-back was definitely NOT named after the star of Basic Instinct and a host of other big-screen blockbusters."My parents aren't film buffs, I don't even know if they know who he is," the Brazilian told Gazzetta dello Sport in 2008. "It's just funny because this urban myth, that my parents were such fans of Michael Douglas that they named me after him, has been around for a decade. "Everybody assumes it's true and, until now, nobody has asked me if it is."
"My parents aren't film buffs, I don't even know if they know who he is," the Brazilian told Gazzetta dello Sport in 2008. "It's just funny because this urban myth, that my parents were such fans of Michael Douglas that they named me after him, has been around for a decade. "Everybody assumes it's true and, until now, nobody has asked me if it is."
― Robert Kenedy Nunes do Nascimento (nakhchivan), Saturday, 12 September 2015 13:21 (ten years ago)
lol i thought you meant the beastie boy for a sec there
― imago, Saturday, 12 September 2015 13:23 (ten years ago)
Roger Fuckebythenavele
― top doctor (seandalai), Tuesday, 15 September 2015 23:22 (ten years ago)
astro teller
― drash, Thursday, 17 September 2015 22:42 (ten years ago)
looking up crazy shit on familysearch, part 147358:
Hitler Mussolini HendersonEvent Type: BirthEvent Date: 1939Event Place: Clear Creek, Mecklenburg, North CarolinaGender: MaleRace: ColoredFather's Name: Earnest HendersonMother's Name: Katie Mae Henderson
his parents apparently had second thoughts, because they reported his name as Andrew in the 1940 census.
― scarlett bohansson (unregistered), Thursday, 17 September 2015 23:39 (ten years ago)
Ezequiel Ham
― nakhchivan, Sunday, 20 September 2015 13:54 (ten years ago)
Ha Ha Clinton-Dix
― tayto fan (Michael B), Sunday, 20 September 2015 14:09 (ten years ago)
Ha'Sean "Ha Ha" Clinton-Dix― Joyeux animaux de la misère (nakhchivan), Wednesday, March 5, 2014 12:14 AM
also from "Great Real Names":
Ha Ha Clinton-Dix― sitting on a claud all day gotta make your butt numb (forksclovetofu), Saturday, April 26, 2014 2:02 AM
― Meta Forksclove-Liebeskind (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 20 September 2015 15:47 (ten years ago)
that was two months before he became a first round draft pick and an overplayed entrant in notable names lists/featurettes for all eternity
― nakhchivan, Sunday, 20 September 2015 15:51 (ten years ago)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> this stuff forever
http://www.comedycentral.co.uk/quiz/articles/nfl-player-or-dorset-village
― nakhchivan, Sunday, 20 September 2015 15:52 (ten years ago)
Not surprising that he's been mentioned already. Ah sure, we'd be here all day naming NFL players
― tayto fan (Michael B), Sunday, 20 September 2015 21:53 (ten years ago)
Ted Tork of White Cloud, a non-Amish friend of the clan, owns and operates the bus, helping transport Amish families as the need arises, Hochstetler said.
― nakhchivan, Tuesday, 22 September 2015 13:01 (ten years ago)
Becky Ruud
― mattresslessness, Wednesday, 23 September 2015 03:53 (ten years ago)
Willoughby Bertie, 4th Earl of Abingdon (16 January 1740 – 26 September 1799) was an English peer and music patron.[1]
― nakhchivan, Thursday, 24 September 2015 11:09 (ten years ago)
The song was produced by Essex Buddha with Hat Ritson as sample replay producer.
― Ray Chard (NickB), Thursday, 1 October 2015 14:32 (ten years ago)
Rat Hitson
― a silly gif of awkward larping (Sparkle Motion), Thursday, 1 October 2015 18:53 (ten years ago)
Kumble Subbaswamy
― the top man in the language department (誤訳侮辱), Thursday, 1 October 2015 19:00 (ten years ago)
Seymour Cocks
Born in Darlington, Cocks was educated at Plymouth College and became a journalist. He joined the Independent Labour Party and wrote several tracts for the party and for the Union of Democratic Control. He stood unsuccessfully for Maidstone in the 1923 general election. He was elected to the safe seat of Broxtowe in the 1929 general election.
After World War II it was revealed that he had been placed on the 'Special Search List G.B' of prominent subjects to be arrested by the Nazis had they succeeded in invading Britain.
― xelab, Thursday, 1 October 2015 23:32 (ten years ago)
wiki says that his full name was Frederick Seymour Cocks, so I suppose he chose to go by 'Seymour Cocks'?
― soref, Thursday, 1 October 2015 23:39 (ten years ago)
that's probably all what the einsatzgruppen saw when they put him in the black book.
― xelab, Thursday, 1 October 2015 23:46 (ten years ago)
still can't get over the fact that there's an Indian domestic cricketer literally called Sachin Baby, averaging 25.85 in FC cricket
this, fwiw, is like there being a footballer literally government named Mini Messi who played for Sunderland and got the occasional assist
― twunty fifteen (imago), Friday, 2 October 2015 21:50 (ten years ago)
The Prince George’s County Police Department said an officer shot and killed a suspect during a struggle on Friday night.Officials said the unidentified officer was on patrol near Brooks Drive and Marlboro Pike when he heard a car crash and went to investigate. As he arrived, he saw a suspect, Asshams Pharoah Manley, 30, of Forestville, running away from the crash scene.
― #amazing #babies #touching (harbl), Friday, 2 October 2015 23:50 (ten years ago)
D@m0n C0ck3rh@m
― a silly gif of awkward larping (Sparkle Motion), Monday, 5 October 2015 20:35 (ten years ago)
as I was looking at my inbox...
― a silly gif of awkward larping (Sparkle Motion), Monday, 5 October 2015 20:36 (ten years ago)
Karlan Laughton Ahearne-Grant
― Rainham area Rilke (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 13 October 2015 18:42 (ten years ago)
surely middlenamed for the legendary night of the hunter director
― twunty fifteen (imago), Tuesday, 13 October 2015 18:54 (ten years ago)
is he any good
― Rainham area Rilke (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 13 October 2015 18:55 (ten years ago)
KL4GZ
― Rainham area Rilke (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 13 October 2015 18:58 (ten years ago)
he's difficult to describe. pacy, has a touch but lacks strength or composure for now - like the ghost of a promising forward
― twunty fifteen (imago), Tuesday, 13 October 2015 19:01 (ten years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/16saawo.png
― scarlett bohansson (unregistered), Tuesday, 13 October 2015 23:49 (ten years ago)
orlando pownall
― twunty fifteen (imago), Thursday, 15 October 2015 22:42 (ten years ago)
Rubinald Rofino Pronk
― Rainham area Rilke (nakhchivan), Thursday, 15 October 2015 22:56 (ten years ago)
Hunter Hunt-Hendrix
― si monvmentvm reqvires, pvmpkin spice (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Saturday, 17 October 2015 22:51 (ten years ago)
http://fritzkbitz.ndp.ca/
― you too could be called a 'Star' by the Compliance Unit (jim in glasgow), Tuesday, 20 October 2015 01:36 (ten years ago)
Triceton Bickford
― the top man in the language department (誤訳侮辱), Tuesday, 20 October 2015 02:04 (ten years ago)
Ianthe Butt
― a silly gif of awkward larping (Sparkle Motion), Thursday, 22 October 2015 18:07 (ten years ago)
Saw a facebook discussion where someone expressed confusion about having a student named "Pepsi", followup comments referred to a kid someone knew with the first name "Alpacino".
― joygoat, Thursday, 22 October 2015 18:17 (ten years ago)
jim bob cooter
― you too could be called a 'Star' by the Compliance Unit (jim in glasgow), Wednesday, 28 October 2015 18:56 (ten years ago)
Ryan Tedder
― A Privacy Reminder From (Mr Andy M), Saturday, 7 November 2015 17:26 (ten years ago)
Someone brought up Nevaeh to me as a terrible name the other day.
It didn't immediately strike me as that bad until I realized it's heaven backwards.
― austinato (Austin), Saturday, 7 November 2015 17:53 (ten years ago)
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41RCUHW5pIL._SX313_BO1,204,203,200_.jpg
― Caput Johannis in Disco (Tom D.), Tuesday, 17 November 2015 15:55 (ten years ago)
Jan Jambon has been criticized for having given a speech in 2001 during the 50th birthday of Sint-Maartensfonds, an association of former Flemish soldiers who were fighting alongside Nazi Germany troops on the Eastern front during World War II.
― Dear Lesbian21 (nakhchivan), Saturday, 21 November 2015 11:45 (ten years ago)
Benjamin H. Grumbles
― #amazing #babies #touching (harbl), Wednesday, 2 December 2015 03:28 (ten years ago)
Jenchesky Santiago
― how's life, Thursday, 3 December 2015 18:39 (ten years ago)
Shidi Wang
I swear I did not make this name up
― davey, Sunday, 6 December 2015 09:16 (ten years ago)
take it to 'scurrilous transliterations' pal
― avant-garde, sissy bounce, zombie rave, aquacrunk, warlock, oceangrunge, (imago), Sunday, 6 December 2015 09:17 (ten years ago)
the forename jenchesky obviously giving me painful halcyon memories of charlton premiership teamsheets
― avant-garde, sissy bounce, zombie rave, aquacrunk, warlock, oceangrunge, (imago), Sunday, 6 December 2015 09:19 (ten years ago)
lol i just went & searched for a transliterations thread, which doesn't exist.
my roommate is named robert, which in the khmer language roughly transliterates to "find and suck". so, he asks cambodians to just call him rob.
― davey, Wednesday, 9 December 2015 00:54 (ten years ago)
Stephen Leather
― Nose-Punk Era (Mr Andy M), Thursday, 17 December 2015 22:33 (ten years ago)
Just Jaeckin, director of Emmanuelle and Story of O.
― JoeStork, Thursday, 17 December 2015 22:36 (ten years ago)
the producer on this bbc show is called "Rowland Stone"
http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b011f53j
― Karl Rove Knausgård (jim in glasgow), Thursday, 17 December 2015 22:37 (ten years ago)
Wonder how does that feel
― stupid children forever (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Thursday, 17 December 2015 22:40 (ten years ago)
John Smith
― aaaaablnnn (abanana), Friday, 18 December 2015 01:56 (ten years ago)
Buck Sexton[1] is an American radio host, conservative political commentator, author, and former intelligence officer with the Central Intelligence Agency.[3] His work has appeared in a number of prominent conservative publications including TheBlaze, National Review[4] and The Washington Times.[5]
Buck Sexton was born and raised in the upper east side of Manhattan. His elementary school years were spent at St. David's School followed by Regis High School, a private Jesuit university-preparatory school. After primary school, Sexton attended Amherst College in Massachusetts. He graduated cum laude in 2004 with a Bachelor of Arts in Political Science.[6]
― things that are jokes pretty much (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 29 December 2015 00:16 (ten years ago)
https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/636021928738713600/PYKcEyqC.jpg
― things that are jokes pretty much (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 29 December 2015 00:17 (ten years ago)
A 21-year-old man appeared at Bristol Magistrates' Court this morning charged with raping and grooming a 12-year-old girl.
Jack Smoothy, from Yate, is charged with raping the girl between September 30 and October 31. He is also charged with grooming the girl after allegedly contacting her on more than one occasion.
The grooming charge relates to activity on social media, while the alleged rape occurred in the Bristol area.
Dressed in a white t-shirt, silver chain and grey track-suit bottoms, Smoothy spoke only to confirm his full name and age.
― things that are jokes pretty much (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 29 December 2015 01:12 (ten years ago)
nominative determinism in action
― probably.tasteful.forever (imago), Tuesday, 29 December 2015 01:14 (ten years ago)
jagged edges, smoothy centre
― things that are jokes pretty much (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 29 December 2015 01:17 (ten years ago)
i mean that might be the worst name of all time
― probably.tasteful.forever (imago), Tuesday, 29 December 2015 01:19 (ten years ago)
irl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSGiZQHXfdI
― things that are jokes pretty much (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 29 December 2015 01:20 (ten years ago)
https://twitter.com/Gazchambers8/status/658342765487616001
― Jebtsundamba Khutuktu (nakhchivan), Sunday, 3 January 2016 23:23 (ten years ago)
after watching all of jack smoothy's video with interest i had to look up yate bc i didn't know where it was and lo http://www.ilivehere.co.uk/yate-bristol-hell-hole.html
― #amazing #babies #touching (harbl), Monday, 4 January 2016 00:41 (ten years ago)
i'm watching this in astonishment
― probably.tasteful.forever (imago), Monday, 4 January 2016 00:52 (ten years ago)
nakhers could you somehow intercut this with ill manors
XD
― Jebtsundamba Khutuktu (nakhchivan), Monday, 4 January 2016 00:54 (ten years ago)
point taken
― probably.tasteful.forever (imago), Monday, 4 January 2016 01:14 (ten years ago)
Tino-Sven Sušić
― oppen gangland style (nakhchivan), Thursday, 7 January 2016 09:14 (ten years ago)
Dell Loy Hansen
― trigger warning: your mom (mattresslessness), Wednesday, 20 January 2016 23:15 (nine years ago)
Kedron Bardwell
― smoothy doles it (nakhchivan), Monday, 25 January 2016 23:55 (nine years ago)
Domhnall Gleeson
― experience president sanders (Sparkle Motion), Tuesday, 26 January 2016 00:14 (nine years ago)
Apparently there's a county in Virginia called Tazewell. I saw it on a story that the sheriffs there were putting "In God We Trust" on their cars.
http://wjhl.com/2016/01/25/tazewell-co-sheriffs-office-to-put-in-god-we-trust-on-patrol-cars/
― nickn, Tuesday, 26 January 2016 07:16 (nine years ago)
https://i.guim.co.uk/img/media/945319487d166f2013892d24ba84d40d92521d1c/0_0_1792_1192/master/1792.jpg?w=1920&q=85&auto=format&sharp=10&s=6b39afd59a7d8d901e47e1cca5c69cce
― smoothy doles it (nakhchivan), Saturday, 30 January 2016 00:37 (nine years ago)
Had to check that this was his real name, and it is his real name, Slobodan Despot
― The Robustness of Captchas (Tom D.), Wednesday, 3 February 2016 16:39 (nine years ago)
Dr. Harold Watson "Hal" Gowdy, Jr.Harold Watson "Trey" Gowdy III
― nakhchivan, Friday, 5 February 2016 01:18 (nine years ago)
abysmal real people
― Taking dumps on a person's car is something children do (Sparkle Motion), Friday, 5 February 2016 03:53 (nine years ago)
Duf Sundheim
― the top man in the language department (誤訳侮辱), Tuesday, 9 February 2016 18:17 (nine years ago)
caught this on netflixhttps://pbs.twimg.com/media/BqWJCKgCAAAyvBd.jpg:medium
― #amazing #babies #touching (harbl), Wednesday, 10 February 2016 00:00 (nine years ago)
not my screenshot but i mean i saw that show and he was on it
― #amazing #babies #touching (harbl), Wednesday, 10 February 2016 00:01 (nine years ago)
Abysmal unreal names, generated by training a recurrent neural network on a corpus of real baby names: http://cs.stanford.edu/people/karpathy/namesGenUnique.txt
see http://karpathy.github.io/2015/05/21/rnn-effectiveness/
― Dan I., Friday, 4 March 2016 17:16 (nine years ago)
That list is amazing. Favorites I've found so far: Slimele, Delimeet, Aborta, and Dome.
― JRN, Friday, 4 March 2016 17:27 (nine years ago)
Bendrick, Barbad, Prat, Bloafrey, Craskie...
All my future character names are coming from this list.
― tangenttangent, Friday, 4 March 2016 17:41 (nine years ago)
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/P20L5oqKH4g/hqdefault.jpg
― A Fifth Beatle Dies (Tom D.), Friday, 11 March 2016 13:52 (nine years ago)
Aurora Starbuck
― drive me to a girly rave (DJ Mencap), Friday, 11 March 2016 15:08 (nine years ago)
Racky Plews
― drive me to a girly rave (DJ Mencap), Thursday, 17 March 2016 15:54 (nine years ago)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ray_Jackendoff
― JoeStork, Thursday, 17 March 2016 16:12 (nine years ago)
Ruud Wank
― rob, Wednesday, 23 March 2016 13:33 (nine years ago)
Now that I can get into
― Taking dumps on a person's car is something children do (Sparkle Motion), Thursday, 24 March 2016 04:36 (nine years ago)
Cheyenne Armani Keanu "Chey" Dunkley
― r|t|c, Sunday, 3 April 2016 16:03 (nine years ago)
Muldene "Dene" Smuts
― сверх (nakhchivan), Friday, 22 April 2016 16:38 (nine years ago)
YOUNG J. BOOZER, III
― propaganda for the American springtime (tangenttangent), Wednesday, 27 April 2016 09:07 (nine years ago)
Karl Darlow
― Erediauwa (nakhchivan), Saturday, 30 April 2016 16:06 (nine years ago)
Cody Cropper
― nakhchivan, Friday, 13 May 2016 22:34 (nine years ago)
Perry Kitchen
Tim Ream
― nakhchivan, Friday, 13 May 2016 22:35 (nine years ago)
Kellyn Acosta
Mix Diskerud
Brek Shea
― nakhchivan, Friday, 13 May 2016 22:36 (nine years ago)
Wil Trapp
Matt Besler
― nakhchivan, Friday, 13 May 2016 22:37 (nine years ago)
Matt Polster
Arthur Prysock
― small doug yule carnival club (unregistered), Friday, 13 May 2016 23:16 (nine years ago)
Stefan Jaimy Struve
― nakhchivan, Sunday, 15 May 2016 15:39 (nine years ago)
I held a couple chairs on Saturday for a woman with a son named Bono and a daughter named (I swear, unless I misheard it) Yoni.
― nickn, Monday, 16 May 2016 17:07 (nine years ago)
Edible dormouse (Glis glis)
― a mom shaped pom (wins), Monday, 16 May 2016 17:11 (nine years ago)
oh dear lord
http://gayhorney.lnfre.com
― sexy dander (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 23 May 2016 01:01 (nine years ago)
Norbert Hofer
― “bad” mothers, rebel mamas, and other radical/transgressive moms (nakhchivan), Monday, 23 May 2016 16:11 (nine years ago)
https://twitter.com/alyssaspiering/status/615252170204561408
― ciderpress, Monday, 23 May 2016 16:19 (nine years ago)
:)
some legends among their number
― “bad” mothers, rebel mamas, and other radical/transgressive moms (nakhchivan), Monday, 23 May 2016 16:22 (nine years ago)
https://imgur.com/TQdfm4x
― the unbearable jimmy smits (jim in glasgow), Tuesday, 7 June 2016 01:40 (nine years ago)
Hahaha
Bound to happen
― On this timescale, all matter is liquid. (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Sunday, 12 June 2016 11:15 (nine years ago)
His wife, Savilla Stoltzfus, is charged with endangering the welfare of a child.
― nakhchivan, Saturday, 18 June 2016 15:59 (nine years ago)
Madisan Hinkhouse
― riverine (map), Friday, 24 June 2016 17:08 (nine years ago)
Tab Pigg
― circa1916, Saturday, 25 June 2016 19:36 (nine years ago)
Rougned Odor
― Josefa, Saturday, 25 June 2016 21:40 (nine years ago)
Piers Wenger
― Le Bateau Ivre, Tuesday, 28 June 2016 09:47 (nine years ago)
Dick Swaab
― It certainly is punk of the Church of England to think that way (tangenttangent), Tuesday, 28 June 2016 10:02 (nine years ago)
Brynn Fronk
― mom us (map), Wednesday, 13 July 2016 15:03 (nine years ago)
Ernest Belcher
― Tuomas, Thursday, 14 July 2016 08:37 (nine years ago)
Usa volleyball olypimian Destinee Hooker
― plums (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 21 July 2016 23:36 (nine years ago)
Alan Boobis, professor of biochemical pharmacology at Imperial College London,
― big rave warrior (rushomancy), Saturday, 23 July 2016 16:26 (nine years ago)
Schalk Burger
― *-* (jim in vancouver), Friday, 14 October 2016 18:39 (nine years ago)
just found a guy whose first name is "Anal" in my company directory. yikes
― bitcoin bajas (diamonddave85), Thursday, 20 October 2016 15:13 (nine years ago)
Tatnall Hillman
― The times they are a changing, perhaps (map), Monday, 24 October 2016 23:02 (nine years ago)
Matt Schlapp
― + +, Wednesday, 26 October 2016 22:34 (nine years ago)
Just found out that old time Hollywood actor Robert Taylor's real name was Spangler Brugh
― Josefa, Thursday, 27 October 2016 02:02 (nine years ago)
Jo Bonger
― ogmor, Monday, 31 October 2016 10:20 (nine years ago)
I learned that there is an English folk singer named Fay Hields
― did we ever get wizz sorted (wins), Monday, 31 October 2016 10:36 (nine years ago)
Survivor of the Miami nightclub bombings, Angel Colon
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-36532264
― koogs, Monday, 31 October 2016 10:49 (nine years ago)
This one is difficult to swallow (ho ho), but I have provided photographic evidence, Herman K. Phlegm,
https://images.tandf.co.uk/common/jackets/amazon/978142007/9781420071887.jpg
― Millions of species Faye Dunaway (Tom D.), Monday, 31 October 2016 14:19 (nine years ago)
Not quite as bad but rather him than me nonetheless, Link C. Jaw,
http://i.gr-assets.com/images/S/compressed.photo.goodreads.com/books/1348627696i/9321760._UY400_SS400_.jpg
― Millions of species Faye Dunaway (Tom D.), Monday, 31 October 2016 14:22 (nine years ago)
Co-author's name probably worse
― imago, Monday, 31 October 2016 14:25 (nine years ago)
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v472/birdnestsoup/pav.jpg
― Rae Kwoniff (NickB), Wednesday, 2 November 2016 20:27 (nine years ago)
nice cat tho
― Rae Kwoniff (NickB), Wednesday, 2 November 2016 20:28 (nine years ago)
Merhyle Franklin Spotts,
https://pictures.abebooks.com/isbn/9780132005937-us-300.jpg
― Millions of species Faye Dunaway (Tom D.), Wednesday, 2 November 2016 20:52 (nine years ago)
Allan J. Organ
http://pictures.abebooks.com/isbn/9781860580109-us-300.jpg
― Millions of species Faye Dunaway (Tom D.), Wednesday, 2 November 2016 20:53 (nine years ago)
Scientist and engineers rule this thread.
i love Allen J Organ!That is a cool name imo
― weird woman in a bar (La Lechera), Thursday, 3 November 2016 20:41 (nine years ago)
MF Spotts is pretty cool toonot abysmal whatsoever
― weird woman in a bar (La Lechera), Thursday, 3 November 2016 20:42 (nine years ago)
Blame nakh for titling the thread in the first place, I would prefer, hmmm, interesting to abysmal tbh
― Millions of species Faye Dunaway (Tom D.), Thursday, 3 November 2016 20:49 (nine years ago)
no one cares what you would prefer
― The times they are a changing, perhaps (map), Thursday, 3 November 2016 21:00 (nine years ago)
No one cares if you live or die, so I'm one up on you.
― Millions of species Faye Dunaway (Tom D.), Thursday, 3 November 2016 21:02 (nine years ago)
ok. i'm talking about the thread. you suck at it. try again. or better yet, don't.
― The times they are a changing, perhaps (map), Thursday, 3 November 2016 21:03 (nine years ago)
Your mom.
― Millions of species Faye Dunaway (Tom D.), Thursday, 3 November 2016 21:03 (nine years ago)
aaaa
― harold melvin and the bluetones (jim in vancouver), Thursday, 3 November 2016 21:05 (nine years ago)
that one would work better in your preferred hmmm, interesting names thread
― The times they are a changing, perhaps (map), Thursday, 3 November 2016 21:06 (nine years ago)
Fair comment tbf.
― Millions of species Faye Dunaway (Tom D.), Thursday, 3 November 2016 21:12 (nine years ago)
I'm never not fair.
― The times they are a changing, perhaps (map), Thursday, 3 November 2016 21:17 (nine years ago)
Scrupulously so.
― Millions of species Faye Dunaway (Tom D.), Thursday, 3 November 2016 21:21 (nine years ago)
Max Bantz (1897 - 1897)
― did we ever get wizz sorted (wins), Thursday, 3 November 2016 21:50 (nine years ago)
RIP
― The times they are a changing, perhaps (map), Thursday, 3 November 2016 21:53 (nine years ago)
Worrell Whitehurst
― harold melvin and the bluetones (jim in vancouver), Friday, 4 November 2016 19:24 (nine years ago)
Zander Fagerson
― harold melvin and the bluetones (jim in vancouver), Monday, 14 November 2016 18:08 (nine years ago)
Squire Barnes
― harold melvin and the bluetones (jim in vancouver), Thursday, 17 November 2016 17:09 (nine years ago)
Sylphide Charity Vaigncourt-Strallen
― The Codling Of The London Suede (Legal Warning Across The Atlantic) (DJ Mencap), Sunday, 27 November 2016 16:38 (nine years ago)
Potsch Boyd
― rudy githyanki (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Thursday, 8 December 2016 21:42 (nine years ago)
princell hair
― call all destroyer, Friday, 23 December 2016 02:59 (nine years ago)
Jill Footlick
― Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 29 December 2016 12:06 (nine years ago)
Cock Blokker.
― Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 22 March 2017 12:54 (eight years ago)
Executive producer of "Carlito's Way": Ortwin Freyermuth
One-time postmaster of Fanwood, NJ (where I once rented a PO Box): Elvoid A. ChristmasHis wife: Mellie ChristmasTheir children: Nellie, Kevin, Shalonda(Yes)
They must be Mormons, I decided after seeing the Utah Baby Namer page.
― Hideous Lump, Thursday, 23 March 2017 04:13 (eight years ago)
https://id.linkedin.com/in/jeffrosenberg-tan-14b6b43
Friend's ex-bf: 'B3nny B00g3rs' (not uncommon Belgian name I know). Also user haitch linked me to: http://backpagefootball.com/the-curious-case-of-marco-boogers/21422/
― écorché (S-), Wednesday, 19 April 2017 02:52 (eight years ago)
Cameron Champ
― imago, Friday, 16 June 2017 20:56 (eight years ago)
Richarlison
― imago, Tuesday, 8 August 2017 14:31 (eight years ago)
Tiny Kox, the head of the parliament’s socialist delegation, insisted Agramunt’s future would not hamper the investigation.
― Choco Blavatsky (seandalai), Tuesday, 5 September 2017 09:41 (eight years ago)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tiny_Kox
― Wewlay Bewlay (Tom D.), Tuesday, 5 September 2017 09:52 (eight years ago)
Tiny's pronounced "Tinny" but yeah I've chuckled thinking how his name would be perceived abroad...
― willem, Tuesday, 5 September 2017 14:11 (eight years ago)
Tinny's not that much better, tbh
― rock and roll tucci coo (voodoo chili), Tuesday, 5 September 2017 14:32 (eight years ago)
Now, "Woody Cox," that's a name
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-gwXJsWHupg
just popping in to irksomely voice my distaste for bumps of this thread that involve names which are simply scurrilous or which otherwise anglicise humorously. this is abysmal real names. please try to get it.
― imago, Tuesday, 5 September 2017 14:33 (eight years ago)
No wonder no-one posts to this thread anymore.
― Wewlay Bewlay (Tom D.), Tuesday, 5 September 2017 15:43 (eight years ago)
Jizz Hornkamp
― ♫ very clever with maracas.jpg ♫ (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 12 January 2018 13:56 (eight years ago)
Corb Lund
― khat person (jim in vancouver), Friday, 12 January 2018 22:37 (eight years ago)
counterpoint: jizz hornkamp is good not bad
― pee-wee and the power men (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 12 January 2018 23:10 (eight years ago)
At a bank where I worked we had "Shona Dick" in the card files.
― attention vampire (MatthewK), Saturday, 13 January 2018 04:42 (eight years ago)
there is a tennis player called Tennys ffs
― #TeamHailing (imago), Thursday, 18 January 2018 19:02 (seven years ago)
take it to the nominative determinism thread
― grim-n-gritty hooty reboot (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 18 January 2018 20:02 (seven years ago)
Ant Bacon
― ogmor, Friday, 19 January 2018 13:03 (seven years ago)
Horst Overdick.
― Wag1 Shree Rajneesh (ShariVari), Sunday, 18 February 2018 12:55 (seven years ago)
CMSgt Steve Cum and CMSgt Adam "Troy" McComb payed a special visit to @GerogeMasonUniversity to attend the commencement and graduation of the Air Force Enlisted to Medical Degree program graduates. The graduates' next stop is medical school! pic.twitter.com/glF9fjeZFg— Air Force Medicine (@USAFHealth) May 17, 2018
― ( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 23 May 2018 16:38 (seven years ago)
no
― Scam jam, thank you ma’am (Sparkle Motion), Wednesday, 23 May 2018 16:50 (seven years ago)
rising London-based cricketer Will Jacks
― imago, Wednesday, 23 May 2018 20:13 (seven years ago)
Local baptist pastor m@tt lillicr@p
― Elonio Grimesci (wins), Wednesday, 23 May 2018 20:27 (seven years ago)
Chase Knobbe
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joyce_Manor
― Alan Alba (Tom D.), Wednesday, 18 July 2018 17:07 (seven years ago)
Jennifer Dypw1ck
Dying rn.
― Hi My father very Rusted Root with me what can I do? (Old Lunch), Friday, 20 July 2018 15:45 (seven years ago)
I encountered the last name 'Titsworth' for the first time yesterday.
― Things To Do For Dinner When You're Dad (Old Lunch), Thursday, 26 July 2018 19:30 (seven years ago)
Splinter de Mooij
― lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 13 August 2018 18:31 (seven years ago)
"The US ambassador to Myanmar, Scot Marciel, said the decision was “deeply troubling”. Dan Chugg, Britain’s ambassador to Myanmar, said he was extremely disappointed by the verdict."
― Scottish Country Twerking (Tom D.), Wednesday, 5 September 2018 15:48 (seven years ago)
I recall a substitute teacher coming through the halls of the primary school I used to work in whose surname was "Bigrigg." It didn't help that she was definitely on the heavyset side of the spectrum.
― Totally different head. Totally. (Austin), Wednesday, 5 September 2018 18:58 (seven years ago)
I had a substitute teacher named Suzanne DullMs Dull to us
― weird woman in a bar (La Lechera), Wednesday, 5 September 2018 23:29 (seven years ago)
Correction -- she was a student teacher not a sub
― weird woman in a bar (La Lechera), Wednesday, 5 September 2018 23:30 (seven years ago)
In catholic grade school, Father Krapfl.
― Briania, Wednesday, 5 September 2018 23:33 (seven years ago)
until last year there was a teacher at my son's school literally named Miss Bootywrong thread tho obv
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 6 September 2018 08:54 (seven years ago)
lol was she apprentice to Miss Thang?
― weird woman in a bar (La Lechera), Thursday, 6 September 2018 15:05 (seven years ago)
Was watching a Truffaut film this afternoon and came across a Philippe Leotard
https://m.imdb.com/name/nm0529645/
― koogs, Thursday, 6 September 2018 23:35 (seven years ago)
I was not aware until this morning that 'Hawdon' was a real last name possessed by real and very unfortunate people.
― Mummenschanz in a Metal Mood (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 3 October 2018 12:56 (seven years ago)
Buffy WicksJovanka Beckles
― DEATH PUPPET (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Saturday, 3 November 2018 20:01 (seven years ago)
AND THEY HATE EACH OTHER
― Scam jam, thank you ma’am (Sparkle Motion), Sunday, 4 November 2018 01:27 (seven years ago)
Brown Ferguson
― ( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) (jim in vancouver), Tuesday, 6 November 2018 23:25 (seven years ago)
^ And it's not a reference to two famous racial segregation cases decided by the Supreme Court? Also weird because Michael Brown was shot & killed in Ferguson, MO.
― Josefa, Tuesday, 6 November 2018 23:58 (seven years ago)
gill-ermo del toro
― lie back and think of englund (darraghmac), Wednesday, 7 November 2018 00:01 (seven years ago)
xp. it's a scottish guy, born in 1981, so completely unrelated
― ( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 7 November 2018 00:02 (seven years ago)
Brown Ferguson sounds like it should have a really NSFW Urban Dictionary entry
― Dan I., Sunday, 11 November 2018 01:06 (seven years ago)
Delissa Kimmince
― imago, Saturday, 17 November 2018 17:59 (seven years ago)
j0hn cockad@y
― We're in 2009—it's time to take risks, (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 3 December 2018 14:21 (seven years ago)
Keeps the doctor away, so I hear.
― all lite up and very romatic (Old Lunch), Monday, 3 December 2018 14:30 (seven years ago)
Baroness Garden of Frognal
― my name is leee john, for we are many (NickB), Thursday, 6 December 2018 16:02 (seven years ago)
can some of you pls just start 'prurient real names' already
― imago, Thursday, 6 December 2018 16:22 (seven years ago)
Josh Groban
― imago, Wednesday, 12 December 2018 17:50 (seven years ago)
Justi*n Sukup (must have been tough in grade school)
― change display name (Jordan), Wednesday, 19 December 2018 19:14 (seven years ago)
Ross Voss
― macropuente (map), Wednesday, 2 January 2019 18:59 (seven years ago)
I see freeway signs for a car dealer named Krap0hl and found out recently that one the founders was named Harold who I really hope he went by "harry" at some point in his life.
― joygoat, Wednesday, 2 January 2019 19:56 (seven years ago)
Turner E. Hubby
― macropuente (map), Monday, 21 January 2019 06:17 (six years ago)
Duckens Nazon
― Wee boats wobble but they don't fall down (Tom D.), Saturday, 9 February 2019 21:02 (six years ago)
Chasten Buttigieg
― ( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) (jim in vancouver), Thursday, 21 March 2019 18:46 (six years ago)
I really thought his name was Buttleg until today
― vision joanna newsom (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 21 March 2019 20:55 (six years ago)
Platt D. Babbitt
19th century photographer who took pictures of a guy while he was spending 18 hours hanging on to a branch before dying down niagara falls after a failed rescue, and then sold it in his tourist trap shop!
― calzino, Sunday, 24 March 2019 22:10 (six years ago)
My friend has a business meeting with a Đildo tomorrow - apparently a Croatian first name. I would have thought that if you're based in London you would surely go by a different name.
― Sky rockets in flight, afternoon D-White (fionnland), Sunday, 24 March 2019 22:33 (six years ago)
I was going to mention the name of the guy who runs the funeral home that took care of my parents' funeral arrangements but I see that Devilock already mentioned him on August 31, 2015. Let me tell you, though: while Dick Tips has a comedy name and that was a bizarre news story, they were nothing but kind and professional when I had dealings with them and I couldn't have asked for a better company, especially with regards to my mom's arrangements when I was making them by myself.
Another local LOLsome name is the founder of our one big supermarket chain, Howard E. Butt, hence the name HEB. No, I am not making this up, and yes, it is the absolute best supermarket chain around.
The sudden rise in awareness of the surname "Buttigieg" in the U.S. (thanks to Pete Buttigieg) is kinda funny to me because for the longest time I'd always associated that surname with Canadian home organizing guru (kinda a proto-Marie Kondo minus the gimmickry) Hellen Buttigieg, whose show "Neat" became a mini-obsession for me back in 2015 - 2016.
― The Colour of Spring (deethelurker), Monday, 25 March 2019 16:16 (six years ago)
Dick Posthumus
― Mazzy Tsar (PBKR), Tuesday, 4 June 2019 10:11 (six years ago)
from a cursory google she seems cool but I'm sorry, mayor of san francisco "London Breed", you have a weird name.
― VAR me to the end of yawn (jim in vancouver), Friday, 28 June 2019 16:33 (six years ago)
y0l4nd4 s1th0l3
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Monday, 15 July 2019 19:38 (six years ago)
who seems like a pretty amazing person otherwise :/
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Monday, 15 July 2019 19:39 (six years ago)
Sithole is a very common South African (Zulu) surname.https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sithole
― breastcrawl, Monday, 15 July 2019 20:25 (six years ago)
Leone Sextus Denys Oswolf Fraudatifilius Tollemache-Tollemache de Orellana Plantagenet Tollemache-Tollemache
― With an Extreme Burning (aka The Tormentor) (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Wednesday, 31 July 2019 13:18 (six years ago)
I named my new foster cat jonjo shelvey
― mick signals, Wednesday, 31 July 2019 13:19 (six years ago)
that's too many tollemaches
― another no-holds-barred Tokey Wedge adventure for men (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 31 July 2019 13:20 (six years ago)
His surname at birth was "Tollemache-Tollemache", his father having doubled his original surname, "Tollemache", in 1876 after his second marriage. "de Orellana" derives from the naming customs of Spain, where his mother came from, and is a forename rather than part of his surname. The first "Tollemache-Tollemache" also seems to be an unusual forename. Leone was Ralph's sixth son, hence "Sextus". "Fraudatifilius" is Latin for "son of the defrauded one". "Leone" repeats a pattern seen in the names of his elder brothers and sisters (Lyonel, Lyonesse, Lyulph, Lyona, Leo, Lyonella and Lyonetta). His first five initials, "LSD OF", may include a reference to the divisions of the pre-decimal British currency, £sd, for pounds, shillings, and pence followed by half-pence (ob., "obol") and farthings (i.e., quarter-pence). This may be a reference to a financial dispute between his father Ralph and Ralph's first wife's trustees which had driven him bankrupt in 1863.[4] Similarly, an elder brother was named Lyulph Ydwallo Odin Nestor Egbert Lyonel Toedmag Hugh Erchenwyne Saxon Esa Cromwell Orma Nevill Dysart Plantagenet Tollemache-Tollemache[5]—his first 15 initials spell "LYONEL THE SECOND". In practice, Leone shortened his name to "Leone Sextus Tollemache".
― With an Extreme Burning (aka The Tormentor) (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Wednesday, 31 July 2019 13:21 (six years ago)
"He died on active service on 20 February 1917 from double pneumonia" and doubtless would have died of even more pneumonia if he could get it
― mick signals, Wednesday, 31 July 2019 13:47 (six years ago)
― another no-holds-barred Tokey Wedge adventure for men (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 31 July 2019 13:48 (six years ago)
The text size on my work computer is clearly set way too low because I initially misread that as 'Toiletmachete'.
― my but is not working it kept telling me device not found. (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 31 July 2019 13:48 (six years ago)
(And yes, text size is directly responsible for my brain inserting multiple rogue 't's into a given word, thank you for asking.)
― my but is not working it kept telling me device not found. (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 31 July 2019 13:49 (six years ago)
The motherlode.
His imagination took flight when he named the many children from his second marriage:Dora Viola Gertrude Irenez de Orellana Dysart Plantagenet (11 November 1869 – 4 July 1874)Mabel Helmingham Ethel Huntingtower Beatrice Blazonberrie Evangeline Vise de Lou de Orellana Plantagenet Toedmag Saxon (11 March 1872 – 5 January 1955)Lyonesse Matilda Dora Ida Agnes Ernestine Curson Paulet Wilbraham Joyce Eugénie Bentley Saxonia Dysart Plantagenet (9 November 1874 – 26 August 1944)Lyulph Ydwallo Odin Nestor Egbert Lyonel (LYONEL) Toedmag Hugh Erchenwyne (THE) Saxon Esa Cromwell Orma Nevill Dysart (SECOND) Plantagenet (21 August 1876 – 1961)Lyona Decima Veroica Esyth Undine Cyssa Hylda Rowena Adela Thyra Ursuala Ysabel Blanche Lelias Dysart Plantagenet (19 April 1878 – 17 November 1962) (Decima for being the 10th child)Leo Quintus Tollemache-Tollemache de Orellana Plantagenet (19 November 1879 – 1 November 1914) (Quintus for being the 5th son)Lyonella Fredegunda Cuthberga Ethelswytha Ideth Ysabel Grace Monica de Orellana Plantagenet (14 January 1882 – 3 October 1952)Leone Sextus Denys Oswolf Fraudatifilius Tollemache-Tollemache de Orellana Plantagenet (10 June 1884 – 20 February 1917) (Sextus for being the 6th son)Lyonetta Edith Regina Valentine Myra Polwarth Avelina Phillipa Violantha de Orellana Plantagenet (14 February 1887 – 7 January 1951)Lyunulph Cospatrick Bruce Berkeley Jermyn Tullibardine Petersham de Orellana Dysart Plantagenet (11 January 1892 – 30 November 1960)
Dora Viola Gertrude Irenez de Orellana Dysart Plantagenet (11 November 1869 – 4 July 1874)
Mabel Helmingham Ethel Huntingtower Beatrice Blazonberrie Evangeline Vise de Lou de Orellana Plantagenet Toedmag Saxon (11 March 1872 – 5 January 1955)
Lyonesse Matilda Dora Ida Agnes Ernestine Curson Paulet Wilbraham Joyce Eugénie Bentley Saxonia Dysart Plantagenet (9 November 1874 – 26 August 1944)
Lyulph Ydwallo Odin Nestor Egbert Lyonel (LYONEL) Toedmag Hugh Erchenwyne (THE) Saxon Esa Cromwell Orma Nevill Dysart (SECOND) Plantagenet (21 August 1876 – 1961)
Lyona Decima Veroica Esyth Undine Cyssa Hylda Rowena Adela Thyra Ursuala Ysabel Blanche Lelias Dysart Plantagenet (19 April 1878 – 17 November 1962) (Decima for being the 10th child)
Leo Quintus Tollemache-Tollemache de Orellana Plantagenet (19 November 1879 – 1 November 1914) (Quintus for being the 5th son)
Lyonella Fredegunda Cuthberga Ethelswytha Ideth Ysabel Grace Monica de Orellana Plantagenet (14 January 1882 – 3 October 1952)
Leone Sextus Denys Oswolf Fraudatifilius Tollemache-Tollemache de Orellana Plantagenet (10 June 1884 – 20 February 1917) (Sextus for being the 6th son)
Lyonetta Edith Regina Valentine Myra Polwarth Avelina Phillipa Violantha de Orellana Plantagenet (14 February 1887 – 7 January 1951)
Lyunulph Cospatrick Bruce Berkeley Jermyn Tullibardine Petersham de Orellana Dysart Plantagenet (11 January 1892 – 30 November 1960)
― pomenitul, Wednesday, 31 July 2019 14:08 (six years ago)
Append 'Tollemache-Tollemache' to each of those names, obv.
― pomenitul, Wednesday, 31 July 2019 14:09 (six years ago)
that's too many kids
― another no-holds-barred Tokey Wedge adventure for men (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 31 July 2019 14:39 (six years ago)
recently encountered someone called gr@ham gr@y and i felt my very soul draining right out of my body just mouthing those words to myself in silent horror
― Br. Des Shadows (NickB), Wednesday, 31 July 2019 14:45 (six years ago)
That's in addition to initial five, which he sired with his cousin Caroline Tollemache-Tollemache.
xp
― pomenitul, Wednesday, 31 July 2019 14:48 (six years ago)
that's too much cousin-fucking
― another no-holds-barred Tokey Wedge adventure for men (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 31 July 2019 14:50 (six years ago)
Benjamin Butin
― Οὖτις, Wednesday, 31 July 2019 14:51 (six years ago)
It's an Anglican thing.
― pomenitul, Wednesday, 31 July 2019 14:52 (six years ago)
that's too much anglicanism
― another no-holds-barred Tokey Wedge adventure for men (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 31 July 2019 14:53 (six years ago)
You left out a Hungerdunger! You left out the most important one!
― Hideous Lump, Thursday, 1 August 2019 05:06 (six years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MxEA5UFpTGw
― Apprentice Taintjazzler (Old Lunch), Thursday, 1 August 2019 05:08 (six years ago)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Preserved_Fish
― Un Poco Loco Moco (rushomancy), Thursday, 1 August 2019 06:28 (six years ago)
Lock thread.
― How to Book Michael Fish (Tom D.), Thursday, 1 August 2019 06:41 (six years ago)
what that is a great name
― Captain ACAB (Neil S), Thursday, 1 August 2019 08:17 (six years ago)
Amazing.
― pomenitul, Thursday, 1 August 2019 08:26 (six years ago)
https://digging-history.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/PreservedFish1770-to-1849_Grave.jpg
― The Ravishing of ROFL Stein (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 1 August 2019 12:20 (six years ago)
Why is that name making me laugh this much, why
― Apprentice Taintjazzler (Old Lunch), Thursday, 1 August 2019 12:25 (six years ago)
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/c/c5/Preserved_Fish_%28NYPL_b12349153-421566%29.jpg/800px-Preserved_Fish_%28NYPL_b12349153-421566%29.jpg
fly as fuck
― professor steve gogurt (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 1 August 2019 12:27 (six years ago)
― professor steve gogurt (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 1 August 2019 12:28 (six years ago)
That's why I said it.
― How to Book Michael Fish (Tom D.), Thursday, 1 August 2019 12:29 (six years ago)
lox thread
― The Ravishing of ROFL Stein (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 1 August 2019 12:30 (six years ago)
poor abigail
― Abigail, Wife of Preserved Fish (rushomancy), Thursday, 1 August 2019 12:35 (six years ago)
Preserved Fishwife
― How to Book Michael Fish (Tom D.), Thursday, 1 August 2019 12:36 (six years ago)
His first name was properly pronounced with three syllables (/prɪˈzɜːrvɪd/ prih-ZUR-vid), and was a reference to being "preserved from sin" or "preserved in grace".
i choose to disregard this
― professor steve gogurt (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 1 August 2019 12:37 (six years ago)
The abyss and the heavens are one and the same.
― pomenitul, Thursday, 1 August 2019 12:45 (six years ago)
― How to Book Michael Fish (Tom D.)
and her jive-ass slippers
i don't want to go all william blake on this but i did think about posting it to the awesome names thread; this thread just got bumped first. i will readily agree that the name is both awesome and abysmal.
bizarro: it's actually just as funny to pronounce it with three syllables, if not funnier. i tried it. also you get to explain why it's three syllables, which is also some good 18th century yuks
― Abigail, Wife of Preserved Fish (rushomancy), Thursday, 1 August 2019 12:48 (six years ago)
Having spent much of the last year reading books written in or about the 18th Century, I can confirm that I have yet to come across a single name which possesses the magnificence of Preserved Fish.
― COOL DUDE'S ONLY, NO NERD'S ALOUD (Old Lunch), Thursday, 1 August 2019 13:05 (six years ago)
important detail:
His father, a blacksmith, and grandfather were also named Preserved Fish.[2]
― Today he dances jazz, but tomorrow he will sell his homeland (seandalai), Sunday, 4 August 2019 20:38 (six years ago)
you are fucking kidding me
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dumbo,_Brooklyn
― The Pingularity (ledge), Monday, 5 August 2019 08:10 (six years ago)
― Rainbow DAESH (ShariVari), Thursday, 5 March 2015 08:25 (four years ago) bookmarkflaglink
this came up in conversation just now
― imago, Tuesday, 20 August 2019 23:24 (six years ago)
Glamorgan Cricket is excited to announce the signing of West Indian batsman Kraigg Brathwaite as our overseas signing for the final three Specsavers County Championship matches of the season.
― wot's the tea mum? (not beef again) (DJ Mencap), Monday, 2 September 2019 12:03 (six years ago)
Santa Ratniece
(Abysmality presumes English pronunciation.)
― pomenitul, Tuesday, 1 October 2019 17:55 (six years ago)
too weird to be abysmal
at least it's not the usual scatological fare
― imago, Tuesday, 1 October 2019 19:08 (six years ago)
Abysmal as in abyssal as in awful as in awesome of course.
― pomenitul, Tuesday, 1 October 2019 19:16 (six years ago)
snakes on a plane, mise en abyme
― imago, Tuesday, 1 October 2019 19:17 (six years ago)
Directed by Caspar David Friedrich.
― pomenitul, Tuesday, 1 October 2019 19:19 (six years ago)
would sunder myself before
― imago, Tuesday, 1 October 2019 19:22 (six years ago)
https://www.discogs.com/artist/67054-Kaotic
― the creator has a mazda van (NickB), Wednesday, 9 October 2019 16:47 (six years ago)
― imago, Wednesday, 9 October 2019 16:53 (six years ago)
i refuse. i cannot
(not that it's a bad choice! if anything it's too abysmal. i am done)
― imago, Wednesday, 9 October 2019 16:54 (six years ago)
just clicked it again and it had the same potency
― imago, Wednesday, 9 October 2019 16:55 (six years ago)
also goes by the alias 'happy titsworth' i shit you not
― the creator has a mazda van (NickB), Wednesday, 9 October 2019 17:10 (six years ago)
i think 'timmy' offers the deepest abyss
― imago, Wednesday, 9 October 2019 17:14 (six years ago)
The Happiness of Timothy Titsworth is surely the title of a 1968 b-side by some English pop psychedelic act on Decca or Regal Zonophone.
― Terry Micawber (Tom D.), Wednesday, 9 October 2019 17:16 (six years ago)
real estate sign:
McKaebrie Reese
― cheese canopy (map), Monday, 14 October 2019 22:09 (six years ago)
oof that's a great one
― imago, Monday, 14 October 2019 22:12 (six years ago)
https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2019/dec/06/teenager-jonty-bravery-who-threw-child-from-tate-modern-balcony-admits-attempted-murder?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other
― imago, Friday, 6 December 2019 16:41 (six years ago)
Damn, you beat me to it. Abysmal human being to boot (mental illness notwithstanding).
― pomenitul, Friday, 6 December 2019 16:43 (six years ago)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seymour_Cocks
― the woefullest shirker (NickB), Monday, 16 December 2019 15:29 (six years ago)
Geoffrey Kabaservice
― pomenitul, Thursday, 16 January 2020 18:21 (five years ago)
L3xxus 0rgan
― bidenfan69420 (jim in vancouver), Thursday, 16 January 2020 18:22 (five years ago)
I thought Al Kaline was an abysmally poor joke nickname until I found out it was real. Which was good, as then I got a multiple-choice quiz question out of it:
Which of these is the name of a player in the Baseball Hall of Fame?a) Al Kalineb) Nob Legasc) Hal Ogen
― anatol_merklich, Thursday, 16 January 2020 19:30 (five years ago)
Just saw an external work email from someone with the first name Dooki.
Wasn't sure whether to put it here or in the great real names thread, tbh.
― Dr. Teeth and the Women (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 21 January 2020 20:03 (five years ago)
BREAKING: Homegrown Georgia speedster Ladd McConkey has made his college decision: https://t.co/hGzoAn9zop pic.twitter.com/nPKDhXErTH— DawgNation (@DawgNation) February 2, 2020
― ShariVari, Monday, 3 February 2020 22:20 (five years ago)
This is closer to great, but J0nn0 S1ckerd1ck
― change display name (Jordan), Monday, 3 February 2020 22:23 (five years ago)
SV with a strong early 2020 Worst candidate, kudos
― TOO LOW, the Curator (imago), Monday, 3 February 2020 22:25 (five years ago)
whew Ladd
― Dan I., Friday, 7 February 2020 21:45 (five years ago)
came here to post jonty bravery
― wee jim o’conor (wins), Friday, 7 February 2020 22:27 (five years ago)
Prof Alan Boobis, chairman of the Committee on Toxicity, which advises the FSA and Department of Health,
― Homegrown Georgia speedster Ladd McConkey (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 13 February 2020 12:15 (five years ago)
irl lolthat name is awesome
― weird woman in a bar (La Lechera), Friday, 14 February 2020 14:44 (five years ago)
Laurence Love Greed
― wot's the tea mum? (not beef again) (DJ Mencap), Friday, 14 February 2020 16:16 (five years ago)
https://philosophy.utoronto.ca/directory/george-boys-stones/
― goole, Friday, 14 February 2020 19:27 (five years ago)
i hope his faculty page lets him see trackbacks
― i am a horse girl (map), Friday, 14 February 2020 20:16 (five years ago)
Tyson Fury
― Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 21 February 2020 09:47 (five years ago)
Wrong thread.
― romanesque architect (pomenitul), Friday, 21 February 2020 09:49 (five years ago)
The fact that it's his real name just makes it even more annoying.
― Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 21 February 2020 09:51 (five years ago)
https://cos.northeastern.edu/people/swastik-kar/
― S-, Monday, 2 March 2020 07:00 (five years ago)
― justice 4 CCR (Sparkle Motion), Monday, 2 March 2020 15:37 (five years ago)
"Swastika" is a sanskrit word that literally means "good-luck charm", so I guess it's not surprising that there are people of Indian descent with a name derived from it. See also:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swastika_Mukherjee
― Tuomas, Thursday, 5 March 2020 12:40 (five years ago)
Toni Pippins-Poole
― Corduroy Stridulations (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Sunday, 8 March 2020 10:27 (five years ago)
NPR correspondent Richard Harris a.k.a. Dick Har
― davey, Monday, 9 March 2020 22:18 (five years ago)
Dr. Ingo Titze
― making gazebo money (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Saturday, 23 May 2020 11:24 (five years ago)
― a hoy hoy, Tuesday, 26 May 2020 18:29 (five years ago)
― imago, Thursday, 6 December 2018 16:22 (one year ago) bookmarkflaglink
― imago, Tuesday, 26 May 2020 18:31 (five years ago)
X Æ A-Xii
― wasdnous (abanana), Tuesday, 26 May 2020 18:38 (five years ago)
Chase Knobbe has, er, come up before.
― Is Lou Reed a Good Singer? (Tom D.), Tuesday, 26 May 2020 18:58 (five years ago)
― making gazebo money (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ)
Belongs in the other thread imo.
― pomenitul, Tuesday, 26 May 2020 18:59 (five years ago)
These issues rose to the forefront of the UES Mommas group on May 30. After repeated blowback, Addy Spriggle, a 38-year-old on the Upper East Side, asked Lindsey Plotnick Berger, the group’s administrator, to consider adding a black moderator.
― Hans Holbein (Chinchilla Volapük), Wednesday, 10 June 2020 05:17 (five years ago)
Trump campaign spokesperson Mercedes Schlapp
― assert (MatthewK), Monday, 22 June 2020 02:35 (five years ago)
Jazz Messengers bassist Spanky DeBrest
― justice 4 CCR (Sparkle Motion), Wednesday, 24 June 2020 21:42 (five years ago)
addy spriggle is a good one
posting names without checking they're already here is the lowest form of savagery, especially if the name was amongst the first five ever posted here
― imago, Wednesday, 24 June 2020 21:50 (five years ago)
please forgive my base savagery. I have the page bookmarked, and haven't looked at the top of the page for a long time.
― justice 4 CCR (Sparkle Motion), Wednesday, 24 June 2020 22:45 (five years ago)
Chase Rice
― rob, Monday, 29 June 2020 16:35 (five years ago)
C. Phi11ip Sme11ey
Think you might've initialled the wrong part of your name there, fella.
― Well, that's a fine howdy adieu! (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 30 June 2020 17:11 (five years ago)
That's a Scottish name, I'm not saying it's common though, usually spelled Smellie.
― Future England Captain (Tom D.), Tuesday, 30 June 2020 17:17 (five years ago)
Googleproofing as I don't think she deserves to accidentally find out someone thinks her name is terrible, but there's a contributor to a podcast I listen to, who is called D4gny P4ul. While the names on their own would be fine, together I can't help but imagine the most terrible libertarian asshole. As far as I am aware she is not an Ayn Rand loving, Ron Paul voting idiot.
― emil.y, Tuesday, 30 June 2020 17:27 (five years ago)
ha yeah it's kind of fun to mentally pronounce that with a phoney hollywood southern drawl
― rob, Tuesday, 30 June 2020 17:29 (five years ago)
Chad Wolf
― rob, Friday, 17 July 2020 18:45 (five years ago)
― singular wolf erotica producer (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 17 July 2020 21:07 (five years ago)
Theodore Yoho
― Sonny Shamrock (Tom D.), Tuesday, 21 July 2020 16:26 (five years ago)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hubert_Blaine_Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff_Sr.
Hubert Blaine Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff Sr. (a.k.a. Hubert Wolfstern,[2] Hubert B. Wolfe + 988 Sr.,[3] Hubert Blaine Wolfe+585 Sr.,[4] and Hubert Blaine Wolfe+590 Sr.,[5] among others) is the abbreviated name of a German-born American typesetter who has held the record for the longest personal name ever used. Hubert's name is made up from 27 names. Each of his 26 given names starts with a different letter of the English alphabet in alphabetical order; these are followed by an enormously long single-word surname. The exact length and spelling of his name has been a subject of considerable confusion due in part to its various renderings over the years, many of which are plagued by typographical errors. One of the longest and most reliable published versions, with a 988-letter surname, is as follows:
Adolph Blaine Charles David Earl Frederick Gerald Hubert Irvin John Kenneth Lloyd Martin Nero Oliver Paul Quincy Randolph Sherman Thomas Uncas Victor William Xerxes Yancy Zeus Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorffwelchevoralternwarengewissenhaftschaferswessenschafewarenwohlgepflegeundsorgfaltigkeitbeschutzenvorangreifendurchihrraubgierigfeindewelchevoralternzwolfhunderttausendjahresvorandieerscheinenvonderersteerdemenschderraumschiffgenachtmittungsteinundsiebeniridiumelektrischmotorsgebrauchlichtalsseinursprungvonkraftgestartseinlangefahrthinzwischensternartigraumaufdersuchennachbarschaftdersternwelchegehabtbewohnbarplanetenkreisedrehensichundwohinderneuerassevonverstandigmenschlichkeitkonntefortpflanzenundsicherfreuenanlebenslanglichfreudeundruhemitnichteinfurchtvorangreifenvorandererintelligentgeschopfsvonhinzwischensternartigraum Sr.[3]
― With deep regret I remove my bookmark from this thread (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Sunday, 2 August 2020 13:31 (five years ago)
his name is my name too
― XVI Pedicabo eam (Neanderthal), Sunday, 2 August 2020 13:42 (five years ago)
https://youtube/yYMRjnM6j6w
― Sonny Shamrock (Tom D.), Sunday, 2 August 2020 13:45 (five years ago)
Ah, I remember memorizing his name (up to and including ...dorff) from the Guinness Book of Records as a kid!
― anatol_merklich, Sunday, 2 August 2020 14:38 (five years ago)
We are all Hubert Blaine Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff Sr.
― nickn, Sunday, 2 August 2020 17:31 (five years ago)
... implies the existence of Jr, poor kid
― lukas, Sunday, 2 August 2020 17:44 (five years ago)
Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff claimed that his great-grandfather composed the surname in the 19th century, when German Jews were obliged to take a second name.[24] In some printings of the above-noted AP wire story, Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff himself provided the following explanation of his prodigious surname:[25]It tells a story of a wolf-killer, a resident of a stonehouse in a village, whose ancestors were conscientious shepherds whose sheep were well fed and carefully guarded against attack by ferocious enemies and whose ancestors 1,200,000 years before the first earth man, in a space ship made with tungsten and seven iridium motors and using light as a source of power, started a long journey across interstellar space, searching for a star around which was an inhabitable planet where they could establish a new race of intelligent mankind and where they would live long, happy lives and be free from attack by other intelligentsia from the outer space from whence they came.
It tells a story of a wolf-killer, a resident of a stonehouse in a village, whose ancestors were conscientious shepherds whose sheep were well fed and carefully guarded against attack by ferocious enemies and whose ancestors 1,200,000 years before the first earth man, in a space ship made with tungsten and seven iridium motors and using light as a source of power, started a long journey across interstellar space, searching for a star around which was an inhabitable planet where they could establish a new race of intelligent mankind and where they would live long, happy lives and be free from attack by other intelligentsia from the outer space from whence they came.
we're in the wrong "real names" thread!
― mise róna (seandalai), Monday, 10 August 2020 00:01 (five years ago)
I met Abbie Downton the other day
― Maresn3st, Monday, 10 August 2020 11:09 (five years ago)
At a drag show?
― nickn, Monday, 10 August 2020 17:17 (five years ago)
Christopher Hollister Trump-Retchin
― With deep regret I remove my bookmark from this thread (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Sunday, 16 August 2020 09:03 (five years ago)
Madison Brengle
― Chip-vill-A (imago), Tuesday, 6 October 2020 18:39 (five years ago)
Rookie of the year in Syracuse AA-ball back in 2016 but never developed any pop in his bat. Starting to think seriously about that dealership in Tampa his former hitting coach has been bugging him about, says he can name it Brengle Chevy if he wants.
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 6 October 2020 20:09 (five years ago)
Madison Brengle is in fact a female tennis player who's been accused of match-fixing. So you're not too far off
― Chip-vill-A (imago), Tuesday, 6 October 2020 22:35 (five years ago)
I knew a Brengle family growing up, they were insane evangelical Christians, parents got divorced after father had affair. Both kids were very handsome and totally nuts.
― healthy cocaine off perfect butts (the table is the table), Sunday, 11 October 2020 01:32 (five years ago)
chick drewrey
You’ve gotta love Mississippi politics. #Bilbo #VoteSnuffy #msleg #mspol pic.twitter.com/ZdhKm4sJFM— J. Robertson (@JRobertsonMS) October 14, 2020
― Give me a Chad Smith-type feel (map), Wednesday, 14 October 2020 21:43 (five years ago)
marissa hiney
― superdeep borehole (harbl), Wednesday, 21 October 2020 23:00 (five years ago)
"The big money is the chemistry between the two of them, the combination between the two of them. Look at the day after he picked her, money went gaga, went crazy,” said Dick Harpootlian, a longtime Biden friend and donor.
― Hans Holbein (Chinchilla Volapük), Sunday, 8 November 2020 05:17 (five years ago)
aw, that’s harsh. I’ll give you Dick, but Harpootliyan is just a nice Armenian name that indicates his ancestors were from the Ottoman town of Harput.
― kiss some penis reference (breastcrawl), Sunday, 8 November 2020 12:20 (five years ago)
I dunno. You can say that, but it make me envision alien poot harpoons.
― peace, man, Sunday, 8 November 2020 13:14 (five years ago)
that would make it a cool name tho
― kiss some penis reference (breastcrawl), Sunday, 8 November 2020 13:18 (five years ago)
Br@y V W33tman
― Peter Greenaway's Fleetwood Mac (S-), Monday, 9 November 2020 07:25 (five years ago)
Cool name or silver age comic villain?https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dickson_Despommier
The middle initial is just gratuitous though...
― Philip Nunez, Monday, 9 November 2020 18:48 (five years ago)
Poor little mite.
https://www.birminghammail.co.uk/news/midlands-news/birthday-card-plea-oscar-jealous-19246362
― Boring blighters bloaters (Tom D.), Sunday, 15 November 2020 12:21 (five years ago)
Gentry Stein
― tangenttangent, Sunday, 22 November 2020 23:23 (five years ago)
I just cannot be mature and professional when reading this paperhttps://i.imgur.com/7PkLrxb.png
― assert (MatthewK), Friday, 4 December 2020 00:18 (five years ago)
"Big" Don Abernathy
― early-Woolf semantic prosody (Hadrian VIII), Saturday, 12 December 2020 05:19 (five years ago)
"Gabb" Don Abernebbthy
― Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Saturday, 12 December 2020 05:23 (five years ago)
Nobody knows what that’s even in reference to.
― “Big” Don Abernathy, Saturday, 12 December 2020 05:30 (five years ago)
Lol
― healthy cocaine off perfect butts (the table is the table), Saturday, 12 December 2020 13:04 (five years ago)
assert (MatthewK) - Now I've got the Shel Silverstein song "I'm Being Eaten by a Boa Constrictor" stuck in my head.
― Hideous Lump, Saturday, 12 December 2020 15:08 (five years ago)
My oldest granddaughter Christie Nicklaus – my son Jack’s 2nd-oldest child – just married Todger Strunk. What a beautiful wedding and an even more beautiful couple! They look like they were made for each other. Barbara and I wish them happiness and love for an eternity! @CNStrunk pic.twitter.com/lfiVBuPheu— Jack Nicklaus (@jacknicklaus) December 14, 2020
― you are like a scampicane, there's calm in your fries (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 15 December 2020 08:18 (five years ago)
So abysmal it's gone viral, but perhaps slightly too colourful and prurient for this thread's true purpose
― imago, Tuesday, 15 December 2020 11:31 (five years ago)
The surname really makes it though.
― imago, Tuesday, 15 December 2020 11:32 (five years ago)
strunk so white
― the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 15 December 2020 15:10 (five years ago)
Motherfuckers wanna fine em
― Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 15 December 2020 15:11 (five years ago)
Police have launched a manhunt for a 28-year-old wanted on suspicion of the murder of a pensioner in Essex.
Essex police are trying to find Leighton Snook after 83-year-old Donald Ralph was found dead at his home in the village of Aldham, near Colchester, just after 1pm on Tuesday.
― kites aren't fun (NickB), Friday, 1 January 2021 02:32 (five years ago)
not as flamboyant as most entries here but I just saw a reference to one Mike Michael and come on
(and sorry he's too old for his parents to be Broadcast fans)
― rob, Wednesday, 3 February 2021 23:27 (four years ago)
Obviously not really fair to highlight names that are only abysmal in English, but nonetheless...
Dylan Cretin
― Waterloo Subset (Tom D.), Saturday, 6 February 2021 20:04 (four years ago)
Surely the accent aigu's absence makes it alright (not).
― pomenitul, Saturday, 6 February 2021 20:06 (four years ago)
Jadran Duncumb
― pomenitul, Friday, 12 February 2021 15:50 (four years ago)
Flavia Piggins
― Luna Schlosser, Thursday, 4 March 2021 15:00 (four years ago)
atm I work with someone that has the last name H00fard, and I feel like a middle-schooler as I quietly snicker every time I read her name.
― it's like edging for your mind (the table is the table), Thursday, 4 March 2021 17:54 (four years ago)
We've had a Fr4nk Buzz4rd at work for a few months. No relation to the Frank Chickens as far as I know.
― nickn, Thursday, 4 March 2021 21:07 (four years ago)
I'm a bit torn on this: for now it feels maybe a bit "poor kid", but it would be awesome if she went on to kick absolutely everybody's butt.
― anatol_merklich, Thursday, 4 March 2021 23:38 (four years ago)
V3lva L33 Sh3rman
― map ca. 1890 (map), Tuesday, 16 March 2021 19:12 (four years ago)
Found in the cemetery yesterday: Fanny Mass
― G.A.G.S. (Gophers Against Getting Stuffed) (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 16 March 2021 19:51 (four years ago)
sure that wasn't the cause of death accidentally written on the tombstone?
― "Salvation Army FUCK!" (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 16 March 2021 19:55 (four years ago)
it occurred to me, yes
― G.A.G.S. (Gophers Against Getting Stuffed) (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 16 March 2021 20:06 (four years ago)
Théotime Langlois de Swarte
Tanguy de Williencourt
Proof positive that the French Revolution has yet to complete its mission.
― pomenitul, Wednesday, 17 March 2021 16:48 (four years ago)
Together they've just released an album devoted to Proust-adjacent fin-de-siècle works for violin and piano.
― pomenitul, Wednesday, 17 March 2021 16:49 (four years ago)
in a 'too much time on ilx' moment, my company apparently has a Rh0nd@ Butt.
― "Salvation Army FUCK!" (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 17 March 2021 19:35 (four years ago)
Quite a common surname on the Indian subcontinent.
― Duncan Disorderly (Tom D.), Wednesday, 17 March 2021 19:36 (four years ago)
it was more the Rh0nda (ilx meme) combined with that name that I took notice of, as it's not that weird for someone to have a last name "Butt" or "Butts"
― "Salvation Army FUCK!" (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 17 March 2021 19:42 (four years ago)
Don't know that meme tbh.
― Duncan Disorderly (Tom D.), Wednesday, 17 March 2021 19:55 (four years ago)
Casey Horny
― John Cooper of Christian rock band Skillet (map), Monday, 5 April 2021 18:13 (four years ago)
Joss Whedon
― John Cooper of Christian rock band Skillet (map), Tuesday, 6 April 2021 22:18 (four years ago)
Dick Bong, posthumous Medal of Honor winnerhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Bong
― G.A.G.S. (Gophers Against Getting Stuffed) (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 7 April 2021 01:16 (four years ago)
Was watching a 1976 episode of Kojak and it featured an actor called Uegene O'Neill. He got shot to death early in the episode and never had another acting credit.
― Josefa, Friday, 9 April 2021 01:17 (four years ago)
I’ve crossed the Bong Bridge between Superior WI and Duluth MN a bunch of times and have also stayed at the Bong State Recreation Area in after a nearby Phish show where thousands of other hippies had the same idea and everyone was hoping there was a campsite number 420
― joygoat, Friday, 9 April 2021 01:39 (four years ago)
Saw a name on a ticket in the queue last week and I had to wonder if it was cute or cruel if your last name is Duckworth for one to name their son Donald.
― earlnash, Friday, 9 April 2021 04:55 (four years ago)
Gus Dudgeon
― hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Friday, 9 April 2021 09:07 (four years ago)
counterpoint: that one's good
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Friday, 9 April 2021 09:43 (four years ago)
I find Uegene O'Neill quite appealing visually
― Blick, Bils & Blinky • Let's Skip The Shaker Intros (breastcrawl), Friday, 9 April 2021 10:13 (four years ago)
Oo-ezhenn
"Gus Dudgeon" just sounds like someone choking to death on a boiled parsnip to me
― hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Friday, 9 April 2021 10:52 (four years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WyVfkr6nsrkcmon man
― G.A.G.S. (Gophers Against Getting Stuffed) (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 11 April 2021 19:51 (four years ago)
Albuquerque Cosper Head
I was reading a story about the Iced Earth guitarist who was arrested for the Jan 6 thing, and another person indicted was listed. Had to re-read it a couple times to verify that "Albuquerque" wasn't where he was from, but his first name.
― nickn, Sunday, 18 April 2021 16:19 (four years ago)
counterpoint: albuquerque is a bitchin' name and should not have been wasted on a treason larper
― cat, Sunday, 18 April 2021 20:51 (four years ago)
I actually thought to put it in the great names thread, but didn't want to honor the dude.
― nickn, Sunday, 18 April 2021 21:24 (four years ago)
Tory Kittles
― Authoritarian Steaks (Tom D.), Monday, 26 April 2021 17:36 (four years ago)
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cooper_Cronk
― A viking of frowns, (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Tuesday, 4 May 2021 21:50 (four years ago)
blake flayton
― Linda and Jodie Rocco (map), Monday, 24 May 2021 02:06 (four years ago)
Painter-of-cowboys Frederic Remington's mother, Clarissa (Clara) Bascom Sackrider
― Dan I., Monday, 24 May 2021 14:05 (four years ago)
I found a real life last name of "Dingus".
― Van Halen dot Senate dot flashlight (Boring, Maryland), Monday, 24 May 2021 14:26 (four years ago)
Susan Spain-Dunk
― Hans Holbein (Chinchilla Volapük), Monday, 7 June 2021 03:32 (four years ago)
Oops I meant that for the great real names thread!
― Hans Holbein (Chinchilla Volapük), Monday, 7 June 2021 03:36 (four years ago)
You just know she was called Dain Spunk at school
― Zelda Zonk, Monday, 7 June 2021 03:37 (four years ago)
Libby Purves
― Long Tall Arsetee & the Shaker Intros (breastcrawl), Monday, 7 June 2021 10:34 (four years ago)
Hugh McHugh
https://www.glasgowtimes.co.uk/news/19432603.hugh-mchugh-gangster-caged-major-etizolam-plant-haul/
― Wouldn't disgrace a Michael Jackson (Tom D.), Saturday, 10 July 2021 09:24 (four years ago)
"a known associate of Barney McGrew..."
― MoMsnet (calzino), Saturday, 10 July 2021 09:41 (four years ago)
Colin Pitchfork
― A viking of frowns, (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Tuesday, 13 July 2021 10:45 (four years ago)
4.3
― Yours in Sorrow, A Schoolboy: (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 13 July 2021 14:42 (four years ago)
Dook LaRue
https://www.showbizpizza.com/rae/characters/dook.html
― not up to Aerosmith standards (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 13 July 2021 14:50 (four years ago)
a member of my rockafire explosion this morning
― Linda and Jodie Rocco (map), Tuesday, 13 July 2021 15:02 (four years ago)
Ole Kock Hansen, Danish Jazz pianist
― Shaidar Logoff (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Monday, 19 July 2021 11:27 (four years ago)
saying it in a Sun City Girls Horse Cock Phepner voice forever in my head
― Tracer Hand, Saturday, 24 July 2021 09:16 (four years ago)
it’s also kind of awesome thoughand he’s the only consistent player the Yankees seem to have
― Tracer Hand, Saturday, 24 July 2021 09:17 (four years ago)
The backstory of Rougned Odor's name makes it even more awesomely abysmal. "Rougned" is a combination of his grandfather's name Douglas and his grandmother's name Nedia... but since all the males in his family have names beginning with the letter "R" they changed the "D" to "R." And who would want to be called Dougned Odor after all.
― Josefa, Saturday, 24 July 2021 14:41 (four years ago)
hahaha i am dying
― Tracer Hand, Saturday, 24 July 2021 14:58 (four years ago)
incredible
Rougned Odor more like RaggNed Odsbloodhathilxnothreadforanticipationofthor. If you ask me
― Woolf & Stein 3d (wins), Saturday, 24 July 2021 15:10 (four years ago)
From today's Dear Prudence column at Slate:
"Help! My Parents Gave Me a Wacky, Offensive Name.I had it legally changed, and they still won’t stop using it."
Dear Prudence,
My parents gave me a really terrible name, that half-rhymes and contains a racial slur--think “Gypsy-Pixie,” and misspelled. (We are a white family.)...
So what could her name really be? (Is it really obvious and I'm being dense?)
― Hideous Lump, Saturday, 24 July 2021 16:03 (four years ago)
Tipsy Dixie?
― tean mean poleand cheaseang theas means hamseak feasts (breastcrawl), Saturday, 24 July 2021 16:17 (four years ago)
sorry, Typsi Dick C.
― tean mean poleand cheaseang theas means hamseak feasts (breastcrawl), Saturday, 24 July 2021 16:18 (four years ago)
I don't think it rhymes with Gypsy-Pixie, it has an internal rhyme
― Hideous Lump, Saturday, 24 July 2021 16:28 (four years ago)
Hammond Gammonplease to insert the misspelling yourself
― tean mean poleand cheaseang theas means hamseak feasts (breastcrawl), Saturday, 24 July 2021 16:35 (four years ago)
His uncle, Rouglas, played for eight seasons in Minor League Baseball for the Cleveland and Milwaukee Brewers organizations,[4][7]
― Tracer Hand, Saturday, 24 July 2021 21:43 (four years ago)
https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTrl1AJclpQu0oKUD_wcjpujruerVit-fVA3FNyxRi4vFO4vE-YG1vWHfMysr5tf6Lodnw&usqp=CAU
― Wouldn't disgrace a Michael Jackson (Tom D.), Saturday, 24 July 2021 22:07 (four years ago)
thanks for the new dn
― think “Gypsy-Pixie” and misspelled. (We are a white family.) (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 28 July 2021 19:43 (four years ago)
https://i.redd.it/k4z7vvh8ozd21.png
― Hideous Lump, Wednesday, 28 July 2021 20:31 (four years ago)
LOL
― Wouldn't disgrace a Michael Jackson (Tom D.), Wednesday, 28 July 2021 20:48 (four years ago)
"Mummy, I did a Poppie Platt in my pants".
― Wouldn't disgrace a Michael Jackson (Tom D.), Wednesday, 28 July 2021 21:08 (four years ago)
Amelia Gentleman
― A viking of frowns, (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 29 July 2021 09:26 (four years ago)
...mindbending chemicals
― Neil S, Thursday, 29 July 2021 15:17 (four years ago)
for reference
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LNm66KzI7Vk
― Neil S, Thursday, 29 July 2021 15:18 (four years ago)
Didn’t know whether to put this in the great or abysmal category so I went with both:
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penda_Hair
― vmajestic, Tuesday, 3 August 2021 13:50 (four years ago)
Named after the 7th Century King of Mercia? or at least named after his hair.
― A viking of frowns, (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Tuesday, 3 August 2021 14:52 (four years ago)
steele fortress
― joygoat, Wednesday, 11 August 2021 03:11 (four years ago)
https://i.imgur.com/ecbCJhN.jpg
― Peter Greenaway's Fleetwood Mac (S-), Friday, 20 August 2021 16:33 (four years ago)
https://scontent.fmel8-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.6435-9/237842780_10159694695486926_6567710758222200487_n.jpg?_nc_cat=111&ccb=1-5&_nc_sid=825194&_nc_ohc=sWr9U-Kl69gAX-6X_jt&_nc_ht=scontent.fmel8-1.fna&oh=a482136af965447bf60077db2e3060c0&oe=614CA0D8
― Peter Greenaway's Fleetwood Mac (S-), Thursday, 26 August 2021 00:27 (four years ago)
Uh oh here come sic
― Duke Detain (Neanderthal), Thursday, 26 August 2021 01:24 (four years ago)
https://meridiancity.org/council/tregbernt
― Peter Greenaway's Fleetwood Mac (S-), Saturday, 25 September 2021 09:58 (four years ago)
I was contacted by a headhunter with the name of Pr3slee Fudge the other day.
― I'm a sovereign jazz citizen (the table is the table), Monday, 27 September 2021 15:14 (four years ago)
I really have a hard time believing someone named their daughter Trashelle or Hilaria.
― earlnash, Thursday, 7 October 2021 07:26 (four years ago)
Hilaria doesn't seem that unusual or abysmal. Isn't it just the Spanish (or perhaps more broadly Latin) equivalent of Hilary?
― Hans Holbein (Chinchilla Volapük), Thursday, 7 October 2021 08:39 (four years ago)
Hilario is the male equivalent.
― Starmer: "Let the children boogie, let all the children boogie." (Tom D.), Thursday, 7 October 2021 09:05 (four years ago)
'Trashelle' is a really hard one to comprehend; if a fictional character who is the wife of a wealthy construction company owner and right-wing nutjob from suburban Boise had that name it would seem absolutely over the top and unbelievable.
― joygoat, Thursday, 7 October 2021 11:25 (four years ago)
Ok, I'll concede on Hilaria...but Trashelle? That is one of those things that is if this is all a simulation then the creator is just having LOL.
― earlnash, Thursday, 7 October 2021 11:58 (four years ago)
my sister never got over the one kid she taught in her junior high class name Lemóngelo pronounce sadly as you might imagine it was.
― When Young Sheldon began to rap (forksclovetofu), Friday, 8 October 2021 06:13 (four years ago)
lol. but wouldn't the accent suggest Leh-MON-jeh-lo?
― Tracer Hand, Friday, 8 October 2021 09:38 (four years ago)
(with the same rhythm as 'D'Angelo'?)
― When Young Sheldon began to rap (forksclovetofu), Friday, October 8, 2021 1:13 AM (seven hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
Sorry if I'm missing the joke, but you know this is an urban legend, right? https://www.latimes.com/archives/la-xpm-2009-feb-07-oe-daum7-story.html
― JRN, Friday, 8 October 2021 13:56 (four years ago)
Lemongello is a real surname though. There was a popular cabaret singer in the 1970s named Peter Lemongello (accent on the "mon"). He had a cousin named Mark Lemongello who was a professional baseball player in the major leagues (late '70s).
Trivia tidbit: In Martin Scorsese's The Irishman Joey Gallo gets whacked at Umberto's Clam House after a celebratory evening at the Copacabana where Jerry Vale (Steven Van Zandt) is the featured singer. But in the real life incident in 1972, Gallo had actually been at the Copacabana enjoying Peter Lemongello's performance.
― Josefa, Friday, 8 October 2021 14:21 (four years ago)
I will concede that it's possible that forks's sister had a student named Lemongelo after the surname Lemongello, but it would be an incredible coincidence, given that I've been hearing since I was a kid that somebody's sister or cousin or sister's cousin totally had a student named "Lemonjello" with a stress on the first o, they swear, why would they lie.
― JRN, Friday, 8 October 2021 15:24 (four years ago)
She swears, why would she lie?Tbf I don’t always trust my sister so…
― When Young Sheldon began to rap (forksclovetofu), Friday, 8 October 2021 15:44 (four years ago)
some context here
― Lavator Shemmelpennick, Friday, 8 October 2021 15:46 (four years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cSBVuImIFkQ
Lemonjelly.ky only sold 10,000 copies, but everyone who bought it named their kid something really weird.
― peace, man, Friday, 8 October 2021 18:19 (four years ago)
She don't use lemmonjello
― Gardyloominati (Neanderthal), Friday, 8 October 2021 19:38 (four years ago)
Peter Crummey
― calstars, Sunday, 10 October 2021 16:34 (four years ago)
Joe Bott
― calstars, Sunday, 10 October 2021 16:47 (four years ago)
(Seen on political lawn signs)
― calstars, Sunday, 10 October 2021 16:48 (four years ago)
Neal Fresby
― Linda and Jodie Rocco (map), Monday, 11 October 2021 00:55 (four years ago)
Thanks again, Wiki:Matt Abts (born September 30, 1953) is an American drummer,[1] best known as one of the founding members of the rock band Gov't Mule... Abts joined (Warren) Haynes and Allen Woody, who had both been members of The Allman Brothers Band, to form Gov't Mule in 1994. Before that, Abts and Haynes played with Dickey Betts; Haynes and Woody also played with Dickey in The Allman Brothers Band.
― dow, Monday, 11 October 2021 21:05 (four years ago)
Matt Abts is merely impossible to pronounce so I'm assuming Allen Woody the abysmal name there?
― Starmer: "Let the children boogie, let all the children boogie." (Tom D.), Monday, 11 October 2021 21:14 (four years ago)
Matt Abts, Allen Woody, Dickey Betts: I bow to all three (re xpost progression from abysmal to awesome), but especially the first, because, yes, say it and you sound like you're having a stroke ("LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, GIVE IT UP FOR)
― dow, Monday, 11 October 2021 21:46 (four years ago)
Ed Gunts
― A Pile of Ants (Boring, Maryland), Saturday, 6 November 2021 16:10 (four years ago)
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Gunt
― edited to reflect developments which occurred (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 6 November 2021 16:16 (four years ago)
Turned the page in my beginners piano book and had a laugh: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ludvig_Schytte
― Dan I., Sunday, 21 November 2021 19:48 (four years ago)
Blain Shortreed
― Nedlene Grendel as Basenji Holmo (map), Tuesday, 7 December 2021 21:36 (four years ago)
Britt raised $3.8 million through the end of September, with contributions from the political operations of Sens. Joni Ernst (R-Iowa) and Mike Crapo (R-Idaho)
― calstars, Tuesday, 21 December 2021 18:46 (four years ago)
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chris_McQueer
― I Can't See Gervais In My Mind (Tom D.), Friday, 31 December 2021 12:23 (four years ago)
Likely abysmal person also
https://i.imgur.com/QxQj7ZY.png
― Peter Greenaway's Fleetwood Mac (S-), Wednesday, 19 January 2022 05:47 (three years ago)
Fr@nk D0d00
― they were written with a ouija board and a rhyming dictionary (Neanderthal), Friday, 28 January 2022 06:38 (three years ago)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Johnny_Raper
― Hans Holbein (Chinchilla Volapük), Friday, 11 February 2022 05:59 (three years ago)
RIP Jacques Poos
― Hans Holbein (Chinchilla Volapük), Monday, 21 February 2022 05:01 (three years ago)
Brent Leggs
― Johnny Mathis der Maler (Boring, Maryland), Monday, 28 February 2022 22:32 (three years ago)
writer on svu today appears to be called Speed Weed
― koogs, Thursday, 10 March 2022 10:20 (three years ago)
oh,
Great Real Names
― koogs, Thursday, 10 March 2022 10:22 (three years ago)
Mordaunt Hall
― made entirely of styrofoam (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Thursday, 17 March 2022 06:43 (three years ago)
(Constable) Grenville Bint
― made entirely of styrofoam (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Saturday, 23 April 2022 09:05 (three years ago)
A young Italian tennis player who's just qualified for the main draw at Santa Margherita di Pula is named Benito Massacri.
― anatol_merklich, Tuesday, 3 May 2022 04:15 (three years ago)
Damian Eggs
― Doodles Diamond (Tom D.), Wednesday, 18 May 2022 23:18 (three years ago)
J. David Sweatt
― Doodles Diamond (Tom D.), Monday, 30 May 2022 14:25 (three years ago)
Tenille Arts
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tenille_Arts
Sounds like a small college focusing on 70s soft rock and muskrat biology.
― Hans Holbein (Chinchilla Volapük), Saturday, 9 July 2022 05:08 (three years ago)
Several years ago a family in the local area named their son Walt Disney Christmas:https://www.dorsetecho.co.uk/news/5358651.disney-he-look-like-his-father/
Thus giving him the full name Walt Disney Christmas Pain (his dad's surname is Pain). "Dad Nicholas David, who celebrated his 40th birthday on New Year's Eve, is such a big fan of Disney, he had Snow White and all seven dwarves tattooed on his back at the age of 18." Imagine if that man had been a huge fan of early turbojet designs. He might have called his son Centrifugal Flow Jet Turbine Pain instead.
I used to know someone on Facebook called Lemon Otter, but that is of course a fantastic name: http://www.lemonzingers.co.uk/about-lemon.html
― Ashley Pomeroy, Saturday, 9 July 2022 19:58 (three years ago)
Boris Johnson
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Saturday, 9 July 2022 20:01 (three years ago)
Alexander is his real first name btw.
― Eavis Has Left the Building (Tom D.), Saturday, 9 July 2022 20:04 (three years ago)
Yes, which makes his decision to go by "Boris" even more puzzling.
Also: Elon Musk.
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Saturday, 9 July 2022 20:11 (three years ago)
More memorable. When you say Boris everybody knows who you're referring too. I'm not sure if it's true, but I've heard his family call him Alexander.
― Eavis Has Left the Building (Tom D.), Saturday, 9 July 2022 20:20 (three years ago)
I always think of "Boris the Spider."
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Saturday, 9 July 2022 20:22 (three years ago)
Orson Ossman, son of Firesign Theatre member David Ossman. Named after Orson Welles.
― Hideous Lump, Saturday, 9 July 2022 22:01 (three years ago)
Petronella Wyatt came up yesterday
petronella? middle name Aspasia.
― koogs, Sunday, 10 July 2022 07:56 (three years ago)
Sebastian Bear-McClard
― Sudden Birdnet Thus (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Tuesday, 19 July 2022 11:18 (three years ago)
https://drjohnnydrain.com/
― Tom D: panel beater, bouncer and tree surgeon (Tom D.), Saturday, 23 July 2022 13:48 (three years ago)
Izzy Posen
― peace, man, Sunday, 24 July 2022 10:49 (three years ago)
Amanda Rock
― (grim) pump track (wales) (map), Wednesday, 7 September 2022 20:26 (three years ago)
Hatchet M. Speed
― sweating like Cathy *aaaack* (Boring, Maryland), Thursday, 8 September 2022 13:48 (three years ago)
not so much abysmal but...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ali_Bongo_Ondimba
― koogs, Friday, 9 September 2022 07:43 (three years ago)
mainly because of this: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ali_Bongo_(magician)
― koogs, Friday, 9 September 2022 07:44 (three years ago)
(drat, even {url} tags didn't fix the missing last ) problem)
― koogs, Friday, 9 September 2022 07:45 (three years ago)
Can it be fixed by putting it as text within URL quotes?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ali_Bongo_(magician)
― link.exposing.politically (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 9 September 2022 13:03 (three years ago)
Nope!
― link.exposing.politically (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 9 September 2022 13:04 (three years ago)
i'm sure i have done it before maybe like this? - using the first example in the formatting
― koogs, Friday, 9 September 2022 21:17 (three years ago)
That worked on Zing
― sweating like Cathy *aaaack* (Boring, Maryland), Friday, 9 September 2022 21:58 (three years ago)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Topham_Beauclerk
― koogs, Monday, 12 September 2022 16:55 (three years ago)
Simultaneously awesome and odd:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roar_Strand
I found that name after reading about another Roar Strand, a fighter pilot:https://www.i-f-s.nl/accidents-incidents-1980/
"During a ground controlled approach to Bodø Airbase, this F-104G suffered a substantial loss of engine power. The pilot, Roar Strand, realised he would not reach the runway and decided to eject. He landed with minor injuries in Valnesfjorden."
So there are or were at least two people in the world called Roar Strand. In fact Roar is apparently not all that unusual - it's the Norwegian equivalent of "Roger" - and there are a tonne of footballers with that name:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roar_(given_name)
Including Roar Christensen, Roar Hagen, Roar Johansen, a different Roar Johansen, and Roar Stokke.
Is Norway one of those places where there's a limited number of names, as in e.g. Iceland? I don't know much about Norway.
― Ashley Pomeroy, Tuesday, 13 September 2022 18:27 (three years ago)
or e.g. Wales
― Buckfast At Tiffany's (Tom D.), Tuesday, 13 September 2022 18:52 (three years ago)
Not really limited as such, but heavily subject to trends (as I'm sure is the case elsewhere). To see the popularity of e.g. "Roar", visit the homepage of Statistics Norway, look for "Navnesøk", enter "Roar" and click the button, and you will find that out of Norway's 2,737,332 males, 6,581 have Roar as their first forename. Click the "Historisk utvikling" dropdown, and you'll see that it was particularly popular from about the end of WWII to the early 1970s – with a quite spectacular drop from 1973 to 1974. Intriguing.
― anatol_merklich, Tuesday, 13 September 2022 20:54 (three years ago)
(Btw, a less-used, Old Norse-inflected variant, is Hroar; 81 men as of now.)
― anatol_merklich, Tuesday, 13 September 2022 20:55 (three years ago)
d3m4rr g4rdn3r
― ꙮ (map), Monday, 3 October 2022 22:30 (three years ago)
bl4ne l0gan
― ꙮ (map), Sunday, 6 November 2022 20:39 (three years ago)
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/5XBNh_5_y1A/maxresdefault.jpg
― Fronted by a bearded Phil Collins (Tom D.), Thursday, 10 November 2022 18:33 (three years ago)
When they Indigo, I Rumblelow
― nickn, Thursday, 10 November 2022 18:41 (three years ago)
The name's more twee than abysmal but the association with the Just Stop Oil movement is unfortunate as it fits the media stereotype of a Just Stop Oil activist a bit too neatly.
― Fronted by a bearded Phil Collins (Tom D.), Thursday, 10 November 2022 18:47 (three years ago)
that's a great name imo
― Piggy Lepton (La Lechera), Saturday, 12 November 2022 00:28 (three years ago)
i agree honestly, except think the 'oh' sounds are awkwardly situated. abysmal names to me are like hard white consonants and vowels mashed up together. parents who should have known better, somehow they missed that the full name was objectively ugly. mr. and mrs. gardner thinking that 'demarr' is fab just because grandpa was named that or w/e. when you say demarr gardner you sound like a yorkie barking at a passing car imo. that is probably way too much thought about what an abysmal real name is that no one asked for.
― ꙮ (map), Saturday, 12 November 2022 02:10 (three years ago)
indigo is a lovely name but i'm a hippie so *shrugs*
― ꙮ (map), Saturday, 12 November 2022 02:12 (three years ago)
It does sound like a refrain from an English folk song/ sea shanty
― Fronted by a bearded Phil Collins (Tom D.), Saturday, 12 November 2022 11:06 (three years ago)
Young Boozer https://www.google.com/search?kgmid=/m/0dgpy28&hl=en-AU&q=Young+Boozer&kgs=93908d333ac907d9&shndl=17&source=sh/x/kp/osrp/4&entrypoint=sh/x/kp/osrp
― Bellend Sebastian (S-), Tuesday, 22 November 2022 04:39 (three years ago)
legit thought that was a rapper
― “Cheeky cheeky!” she trills, nearly demolishing a roadside post (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 22 November 2022 20:18 (three years ago)
Is the Onion's head writer *really* called 'Chad Nackers'... Because, that.
― Bellend Sebastian (S-), Wednesday, 23 November 2022 10:40 (three years ago)
let us not forgethttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W0ATPKgadF4
― “Cheeky cheeky!” she trills, nearly demolishing a roadside post (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 23 November 2022 21:33 (three years ago)
one of my mom's friends just had a grandson whose middle name is "Hercules". his first name? Milton!!!!!
― frogbs, Wednesday, 23 November 2022 21:39 (three years ago)
xp featuring a starkly serious CBC interview of Lewis Lapham! Canadians are funny.
― “Cheeky cheeky!” she trills, nearly demolishing a roadside post (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 23 November 2022 21:39 (three years ago)
xp so sad just name your kid hercules, you can call him herc, great name imo
― ꙮ (map), Wednesday, 23 November 2022 22:52 (three years ago)
Hey Herc! Hey Herc!
https://m.media-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BYzdhMzIwMmQtNGIxMS00M2ExLWI1M2MtMDQ4YTcwODZmNzJjXkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyNDcwNDI2MTk@._V1_.jpg
― Hans Holbein (Chinchilla Volapük), Thursday, 24 November 2022 07:27 (three years ago)
Two from the realms of football coaches:Jeff SaturdayHugh Freeze
― Judi Dench's Human Hand (methanietanner), Tuesday, 29 November 2022 23:53 (three years ago)
speaking of I saw an NFL coach (iirc?) named D3an Pees
I would change my last name if I were named Pees
― Piggy Lepton (La Lechera), Wednesday, 30 November 2022 00:01 (three years ago)
Ppl with last name 'F4rt1ngt0n'
― Bellend Sebastian (S-), Wednesday, 30 November 2022 03:12 (three years ago)
in the first place i worked we had someone called Txxxx Far who wasn't best pleased with the company's SurnameInitial email addresses
― koogs, Wednesday, 30 November 2022 15:58 (three years ago)
LL - there's also an Isaiah Peed, putting things in the past tense
― Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 30 November 2022 16:15 (three years ago)
I was playing an American Football GM simulator game and decided to play with fake players and two of the names it came up with were:
Pooh BrownOliver Schmuck
― Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 30 November 2022 16:16 (three years ago)
― Fash Gordon (Neanderthal)
I say, I peed. Cruel parents.
― nickn, Wednesday, 30 November 2022 16:57 (three years ago)
One of the Jan 6 rioters is named Albuquerque Head.
https://www.cnn.com/2022/10/27/politics/capitol-attack-january-6-fanone-albuquerque-head-sentenced/index.html
― nickn, Wednesday, 30 November 2022 16:59 (three years ago)
https://www.espncricinfo.com/player/liberty-heap-1184036
one of those 50/50 decisions that could have gone into 'great' but honestly i can't cope with this one
― imago, Tuesday, 17 January 2023 12:23 (two years ago)
That cricket website is a goldmine for anybody writing a novel set in the late 1800s where the villain is a British imperialist. It's almost like a random name generator but with actual names. All you have to do is smush together a forename and some surnames. Obviously you can't use real names otherwise the people who owned those names would take legal action. As per e.g. Ernő Goldfinger, who tried to sue Ian Fleming for using his surname but decided against it, perhaps foreseeing what would come to be called the Streisand Effect.
William Conrad Francis Smeed is an evil-sounding name, and yet instead of dedicating his entire life to evil he decided to occupy some of his time with cricket, so he can't be entirely evil. He might not be evil at all! NB I'm writing this in case he googles his own name and finds this thread. He's a trained cricketer with access to body armour and a cricket bat. It's sad clicking on some of those names and seeing that they last played in 2020. Sometimes I forget that COVID ever happened, and then something comes along and reminds me.
Do you know how see the cuckoo cloths. Cookit cloths.
― Ashley Pomeroy, Wednesday, 18 January 2023 19:28 (two years ago)
Guy just joined my company called hunt3r f1t3
― ionjusit (P. Flick), Wednesday, 18 January 2023 22:37 (two years ago)
m4lissa l4ws
GREAT spelling of melissa and such a melodious combination with 'laws'
― ꙮ (map), Tuesday, 24 January 2023 17:49 (two years ago)
fanny ardant
― koogs, Saturday, 4 February 2023 15:10 (two years ago)
https://scholars.uow.edu.au/hugh-forehead
― Tracer Hand, Saturday, 20 May 2023 07:35 (two years ago)
Ellinor D’Melon
― Crabber B. Munson (Boring, Maryland), Friday, 30 June 2023 13:27 (two years ago)
Priscila Chinchilla
― imago, Wednesday, 26 July 2023 06:48 (two years ago)
that is an amazing name!! i am a fan
― Piggy Lepton (La Lechera), Wednesday, 26 July 2023 13:29 (two years ago)
(a fan of the name, i am not familiar with the person whatsoever)
― Piggy Lepton (La Lechera), Wednesday, 26 July 2023 13:53 (two years ago)
I've got a feeling I posted it on the Great Real Names thread
― John Donne In Concert (Tom D.), Wednesday, 26 July 2023 14:18 (two years ago)
There's a guy where I work called Charles Manson.
― John Donne In Concert (Tom D.), Thursday, 27 July 2023 15:14 (two years ago)
Thangam Debbonaire
― koogs, Tuesday, 1 August 2023 12:48 (two years ago)
That is a fantastic name.
― m0stly clean (Slowsquatch), Tuesday, 1 August 2023 13:19 (two years ago)
Abysmal politician though.
― Continuous Two-Tone Warble (Tom D.), Tuesday, 1 August 2023 13:36 (two years ago)
we have a trainee named J3ss!ca Death
this is simultaneously abysmal and great
― linoleum gallagher (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 1 August 2023 14:08 (two years ago)
We don't need that fascist groove Thangam Debbonaire
― Zelda Zonk, Tuesday, 1 August 2023 15:03 (two years ago)
So, how long has this been going on? This...this Thangam Debbonaire?
Good name, imo.
― peace, man, Tuesday, 1 August 2023 15:16 (two years ago)
Apparently she changed her name from Thangam Singh.
― Continuous Two-Tone Warble (Tom D.), Tuesday, 1 August 2023 15:29 (two years ago)
Thangam Style
― linoleum gallagher (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 1 August 2023 17:13 (two years ago)
Sorry again that is an amazing name
― Piggy Lepton (La Lechera), Tuesday, 1 August 2023 23:42 (two years ago)
I meant they in reference to Jessica D3ath
― Piggy Lepton (La Lechera), Tuesday, 1 August 2023 23:43 (two years ago)
Ugh!! *that banning myself from posting til I can get my typos under control
― Piggy Lepton (La Lechera), Tuesday, 1 August 2023 23:44 (two years ago)
we only soured on the name because we encountered it minutes after Pee-Wee died
― linoleum gallagher (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 1 August 2023 23:52 (two years ago)
Kenneth cheesebro
― sell cigs to kids (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 15 August 2023 04:58 (two years ago)
Will Witt
― Monthly Python (Tom D.), Friday, 25 August 2023 14:28 (two years ago)
https://www.lansingcitypulse.com/stories/bernie-porn-pollster,19529
― Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 26 September 2023 12:23 (two years ago)
bernie porn-pollster, a winning platform for 2024
― ꙮ (map), Tuesday, 26 September 2023 14:12 (two years ago)
i'm into Bernie Porn's glamour shots
― Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 26 September 2023 21:44 (two years ago)
president of EPIC MRA
― symsymsym, Wednesday, 27 September 2023 06:28 (two years ago)
Cumberland "Cum" Posey
― Judi Dench's Human Hand (methanietanner), Thursday, 28 September 2023 12:23 (two years ago)
https://i.ibb.co/4tRyyMk/Screenshot-2023-10-21-at-12-20-59.png
Cody Fendant, I'm not so sure about you
― Tow Law City (cherry blossom), Saturday, 21 October 2023 10:23 (two years ago)
^^excellent
t0ny sk4nchy, whose full name must be 4nthony sk4nchy - both abysmal
― ꙮ (map), Sunday, 29 October 2023 15:49 (two years ago)
Missouri Gov. Mike Parson on Monday named Ginger K. Gooch to serve as the state’s next Supreme Court judge, solidifying a female majority on the state’s highest court.Gooch, a judge on the Missouri Court of Appeals, Southern District in Springfield, was one of three judges nominated for the position by a seven-member commission last week. She will fill the vacancy left by Judge Patricia Breckenridge, who retired earlier this month.“Her work ethic is unquestioned and unmatched,” Parson said during a press conference in Jefferson City on Monday. “She is a loving mother, a dedicated wife and a proud woman of faith. One thing that has become clear to me is Judge Gooch has a passion for service.”
― come on barbo let’s go parpo (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 31 October 2023 07:49 (two years ago)
*snort*
― Humanitarian Pause (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 31 October 2023 11:06 (two years ago)
Fabio Tr<p>ü</p>mpy
― deep wubs and tribral rhythms (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, 31 October 2023 13:13 (two years ago)
trying to do an umlaut "u"
― deep wubs and tribral rhythms (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, 31 October 2023 13:14 (two years ago)
tipping back over into 'great' imho. like if you're dealing with the surname trumpy, fabio is absolutely the way to go
― ꙮ (map), Tuesday, 31 October 2023 13:16 (two years ago)
I know o f a Doctor who's real last name is Doctor
― | (Latham Green), Tuesday, 31 October 2023 13:32 (two years ago)
"What does the name 'Aglet' mean anyway?"
"Well, a long time ago 'Aglet' meant 'He who puts those tiny little plastic things on shoelaces'. You see, a long time ago a man's name was his profession."
"Oh so a man named Fred Carpenter would build houses and John Baker would make bread"
"Exactly"
"So what did John Hancock do?"
― real warm grandpa (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 31 October 2023 13:35 (two years ago)
oof!
― deep wubs and tribral rhythms (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, 31 October 2023 14:22 (two years ago)
Alan Treefucker
― | (Latham Green), Thursday, 16 November 2023 17:05 (two years ago)
of the Lubbock Treefuckers?
― a very very unfair (Neanderthal), Thursday, 16 November 2023 17:06 (two years ago)
yes.
― | (Latham Green), Friday, 17 November 2023 21:23 (two years ago)
Julian Smallbones
― Expansion to Mackerel (Boring, Maryland), Sunday, 10 December 2023 20:45 (two years ago)
https://tgsteeplechasefoundation.org/burley-cocks/
― The Italian Yob (Tom D.), Tuesday, 26 December 2023 15:52 (two years ago)
https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2024/jan/10/elon-musk-sweden-unions-tesla-labour-car
― Little Billy Love (Tom D.), Wednesday, 10 January 2024 09:51 (two years ago)
Alfie Potts Harmer
― Bulky Pee Pants (Tom D.), Wednesday, 17 January 2024 10:21 (one year ago)
Troyal Garth Brooks
― brimstead, Monday, 22 January 2024 04:26 (one year ago)
Yonah Jeremy Bob, “The Jerusalem Post’s senior military correspondent”
― B. Amato (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, 20 February 2024 16:34 (one year ago)
Ph4l1n Fl0w3rs
― ꙮ (map), Tuesday, 5 March 2024 20:55 (one year ago)
“It’s been an amazing year for the world’s richest people, with more billionaires around the world than ever before,” said Chase Peterson-Withorn, Forbes’ wealth editor.
― rob, Tuesday, 2 April 2024 20:24 (one year ago)
The NFL draft always produces some eye-opening names. This year we've got Prince Pines and erm... Storm Duck.
UNC has a player named Storm Duck. Storm. Duck. pic.twitter.com/My1PPhmSdc— Joe Tansey (@JTansey90) December 27, 2019
― Wry & Slobby (Portsmouth Bubblejet), Tuesday, 2 April 2024 21:17 (one year ago)
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gen_Kitchen
the old name-is-a-noun thing never gets old, especially paired with a verb sounding name
― koogs, Monday, 8 April 2024 18:49 (one year ago)
Storm Duck is one for the pantheon
― Tow Law City (cherry blossom), Monday, 8 April 2024 19:00 (one year ago)
but just who is True Grant?
https://www.mancity.com/news/mens/who-is-true-grant-manchester-city-63838067
― Tow Law City (cherry blossom), Monday, 8 April 2024 19:02 (one year ago)
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/australasia/orpheus-pledger-home-away-arrest-assault-charges-b2535145.html
― Not waving but droning (Tom D.), Friday, 26 April 2024 07:12 (one year ago)
E4ster 8unny
― Gigi Allen (Boring, Maryland), Wednesday, 26 June 2024 18:48 (one year ago)
Juli4 T00thacre
― Bad Bairns (Boring, Maryland), Monday, 15 July 2024 16:16 (one year ago)
https://www.tumblr.com/oddnamesinhistory/132195553963/odd-names-in-history-sort-of-brogan-bambrogan
― Bellend Sebastian (S-), Wednesday, 21 August 2024 06:17 (one year ago)
That reminds me of Measha Brueggergosman-Lee (in concept, not necessarily in abysmalness):
Born Measha GosmanMarried a guy named Markus Bruegger and they both took the combined last name BrueggergosmanDivorced Markus, kept the Bruegger, married a guy with the last name Lee and changed her last name to Brueggergosman-Lee
― Hans Holbein (Chinchilla Volapük), Wednesday, 21 August 2024 06:24 (one year ago)
Also reminds me of this
https://www.marketbeat.com/logos/k-bro-linen-logo.gif
― Hans Holbein (Chinchilla Volapük), Wednesday, 21 August 2024 06:26 (one year ago)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fan_Bingbing
― koogs, Saturday, 14 September 2024 18:06 (one year ago)
This really belongs in the "awesome names" thread as well - there's a fine line between awesome and merely fantastic - but there is at least one Richard Ell in this world:https://www.researchgate.net/profile/Richard-Ell
Dr Richard Ell, in fact. He belongs to Julabo GMBH, one of the world's leading manufacturers of temperature control systems, and he can take it or leave it each time. As head of R&D he often has to told the TV to his lips, because the air is so packed with cash.
― Ashley Pomeroy, Monday, 16 September 2024 19:03 (one year ago)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hitler_Saavedra
https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fdiariolaregion.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2021%2F03%2FHitler2-1.jpg
― Hans Holbein (Chinchilla Volapük), Wednesday, 18 September 2024 06:32 (one year ago)
t4rina c0rnia
― he/him hoo-hah (map), Thursday, 3 October 2024 18:56 (one year ago)
Wierd Duk
― Please play Lou Reed's irritating guitar sounds (Tom D.), Thursday, 2 January 2025 09:42 (one year ago)
Jarom Heaps
― ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Wednesday, 8 January 2025 16:01 (one year ago)
the twin films page on wikipedia says that two movies were made about
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reality_Winner
one called 'Reality' (2023) and the other called 'Winner' (2024)
― koogs, Sunday, 19 January 2025 14:36 (eleven months ago)
Benson Boone
― cryptosicko, Monday, 3 February 2025 02:21 (eleven months ago)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Colin_Gubbins
― Please play Lou Reed's irritating guitar sounds (Tom D.), Monday, 10 March 2025 10:33 (ten months ago)
Yolanda Squatpump
I saw this name in the Puppetmaster 2 credits, though I think with a different first name (Jennifer?).
https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0820044/?ref_=ttfc_fc_cr
― nickn, Saturday, 15 March 2025 06:21 (ten months ago)
https://news.sky.com/story/police-appeal-after-man-jailed-for-firearms-offence-absconds-from-prison-13336827
"Brian Odour, 34, failed to return to HMP Springhill near Grendon Underwood, Buckinghamshire on Tuesday, Thames Valley Police confirmed."
― Please play Lou Reed's irritating guitar sounds (Tom D.), Friday, 28 March 2025 07:24 (nine months ago)
this thread makes me lol more reliably than almost any other thread
― Piggy Lepton (La Lechera), Friday, 28 March 2025 12:03 (nine months ago)
Last night’s Jeopardy included clues about both Dick Pound and Dick Trickle.
― cryptosicko, Friday, 28 March 2025 12:55 (nine months ago)
Yolanda Squatpump is fascinating, because there's a suggestion she doesn't exist - that she was a pseudonym of a chap called Scott Plummer - and yet there's that Usual Suspects credit.
There's an actor called Beans Morocco:https://memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/Beans_Morocco
Although sadly that's not his real name, which is David Barrows.
― Ashley Pomeroy, Friday, 28 March 2025 14:06 (nine months ago)
well if that doesn't sound like a job for the sniffer dogs
― Reggaeton Sax (NickB), Friday, 28 March 2025 14:12 (nine months ago)
Ch4d S3lf
― five six seven, eight nine ten, begin (map), Monday, 21 April 2025 16:45 (eight months ago)
According to:https://dailyvoice.com/md/mount-airy-woodbine/virginia-motorcyclist-crashes-after-high-speed-police-chase-in-maryland-sheriff/
"Tyler Anakin Grover, 20, of Hampton, is facing multiple charges after allegedly leading deputies on a high-speed chase through Calvert County, nearly causing several head-on crashes in the process, according to the sheriff’s office."
He was born in 2005, so presumably his parents had just seen Revenge of the Sith at the cinema. So they decided to totally call their kid Anakin. At least he didn't turn out bad! Apart from the reckless driving and the high-speed chase.
― Ashley Pomeroy, Monday, 21 April 2025 16:58 (eight months ago)
I had a student several years ago with Anakin as a first name. Guesstimating his age at the time, I figured he was probably a Prequel Trilogy baby.
― cryptosicko, Monday, 21 April 2025 17:01 (eight months ago)
His last name was pretty funny too; wish we had a 77 version of this thread.
― cryptosicko, Monday, 21 April 2025 17:02 (eight months ago)
Not terrible but definitely a bit of a mouthful.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Haythornthwaite
― Nuts, whole hazelnuts (Tom D.), Wednesday, 23 April 2025 09:54 (eight months ago)
Pronounced “Rizley”
― Crack's Addition (Boring, Maryland), Wednesday, 23 April 2025 12:47 (eight months ago)
Rick Hate
― Nuts, whole hazelnuts (Tom D.), Wednesday, 23 April 2025 13:16 (eight months ago)
Wow
― Piggy Lepton (La Lechera), Thursday, 24 April 2025 00:49 (eight months ago)
that's his middle name
― five six seven, eight nine ten, begin (map), Thursday, 24 April 2025 00:50 (eight months ago)
Opera singer Poppy Shotts
― Crack's Addition (Boring, Maryland), Thursday, 24 April 2025 21:18 (eight months ago)
#onethread
Hi, I'm Poppy, a multi-disciplinary creative based in Glasgow
― Kim Kimberly, Thursday, 24 April 2025 21:25 (eight months ago)
While looking up Shotts as a surname I found Shaul Shats, a painter: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shaul_Shats
It's one of those names that sounds ruder than it is.
― Ashley Pomeroy, Thursday, 24 April 2025 21:54 (eight months ago)
Could be Germanic—Schatz?
― Crack's Addition (Boring, Maryland), Thursday, 24 April 2025 21:55 (eight months ago)
I imagine the surname Shotts come from, er, Shotts.
― Blake the Messenger (Tom D.), Thursday, 24 April 2025 22:01 (eight months ago)
https://i.imgur.com/0nsuEIx.jpeg
― mookieproof, Monday, 28 April 2025 19:57 (eight months ago)
irl LOL
this and "this facial expression" are my two fave threads for genuine lols
― Piggy Lepton (La Lechera), Tuesday, 29 April 2025 15:04 (eight months ago)
KaDee Chew Heaton
― five six seven, eight nine ten, begin (map), Thursday, 8 May 2025 00:00 (eight months ago)
Jagger Mewis-Kerr
― hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Thursday, 8 May 2025 17:43 (eight months ago)
https://electrek.co/2025/05/15/xpeng-teased-next-generation-p7-sedan-video/
5C00TER D0LL
― koogs, Friday, 16 May 2025 15:57 (seven months ago)
I saw the name "Qatelyn" and I died
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Friday, 6 June 2025 21:18 (seven months ago)
Congressman Randy Fine
― can't complain, mustn't grumble, melancholy apple c (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 13 June 2025 21:25 (seven months ago)
Blaise Metreweli
― Ward Fowler, Monday, 16 June 2025 14:30 (six months ago)
There's someone running for a minor political office in my area named Lawman Lynch. It's just such a cursed name. Idk man.
― Ima Gardener (in orbit), Monday, 16 June 2025 14:35 (six months ago)
god. yikes.
― five six seven, eight nine ten, begin (map), Monday, 16 June 2025 16:47 (six months ago)
https://cafans.b-cdn.net/images/Category_32801/subcat_101617/i8v5TQ2P_1609231303521gpaiadd.jpg
― Ashley Pomeroy, Monday, 16 June 2025 20:51 (six months ago)
Allan Mallinson
― the babality of evil (wins), Monday, 23 June 2025 19:38 (six months ago)
Kimberly Lee
― five six seven, eight nine ten, begin (map), Tuesday, 8 July 2025 21:14 (six months ago)
Tarik Skubal
― Sam Weller, Wednesday, 9 July 2025 19:29 (six months ago)
just read something about how Skubal, Skenes, and Misiorowski are the future of big league pitching and all I could think was, those are three last names I've literally never heard before
― frogbs, Wednesday, 9 July 2025 19:38 (six months ago)
Euro 2025 edition
https://www.uefa.com/womenseuro/teams/players/250082222--janina-minge/
unfortunate in both the English and German pronunciations
― koogs, Saturday, 26 July 2025 08:04 (five months ago)
d4rryl t3rrell
― she freaks, she speaks (map), Sunday, 7 September 2025 03:48 (four months ago)
Bernard Erpicum
― cryptosicko, Monday, 15 September 2025 16:07 (four months ago)
Marsha Dripschick, special effects
https://www.imdb.com/name/nm5886844/?mode=desktop
― nickn, Monday, 20 October 2025 17:57 (two months ago)
Jason Flom
― tangenttangent, Sunday, 9 November 2025 01:33 (two months ago)
Chief Security Officer (acting), Iwona B. Horyn
(https://www.dhs.gov/leadership)
― rob, Wednesday, 26 November 2025 19:11 (one month ago)
Bucking nominative determinism -- people who do not match their names!
― Kim Kimberly, Wednesday, 26 November 2025 19:17 (one month ago)
https://www.discogs.com/artist/594017-Alain-Prick?srsltid=AfmBOopj9szrV2t8CZS2USVi8GjKa2mASTEwZStlTd82AcFg318vZ-fq
― Tony Bubbles (Tom D.), Wednesday, 26 November 2025 19:18 (one month ago)
― rob, Wednesday, November 26, 2025 11:11 AM
This is surely an intern with a sense of humor.
― nickn, Wednesday, 26 November 2025 19:25 (one month ago)
Iwona B. Lieve…because it’s real, try searching it
― rob, Wednesday, 26 November 2025 19:38 (one month ago)
OK, then her parents had a sense of humor.
― nickn, Wednesday, 26 November 2025 19:46 (one month ago)
I remember meeting a man called Tony Anthony once. Not an abysmal name, but I never had the courage to ask him if he was Anthony Anthony, or if his name actually was Tony. Did his parents realise that Tony is the short form of Anthony? Did they not? Were they proud, were they brave, were they crazy? It would be like calling your son Sid Sidney. Or Jim James.
Ironically all of the famous people called Tony Anthony aren't actually called Tony Anthony:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tony_Anthony_(disambiguation)
The list includes a bogus evangelist whose real name is Andonis Athanasiou, a US actor with the Italian-sounding name of Tony Petitto, who adopted the name Tony Anthony in order to appear more authentically American in Spaghetti Westerns even though he actually was American, breathe in, and Darrell Anthony, a US wrestler who also went by the names Dirty White Boy, Mighty Yankee, The Invader, American Eagle II, The Grappler, T L Hopper, and Uncle Cletus.
He supposedly came from Bucksnort, Tennessee, a real place, but like so much in the world of wrestling the truth is malleable. There was a British Mighty Yankee, apparently a generic name shared by several wrestlers:https://wrestlingheritage.co.uk/wrestlers-y1/
I occasionally wonder if I should call myself Dirty White Boy. Or Mighty Yankee. Fascism is on the rise, and there's no place in Thatcher's Britain for losers. I know fuck-all about The Mountain Goats, but "The Legend of Chavo Guerrero" is a fantastic song that deserves every one of the half-million-or-so views it has on Youtube. The only things I know about The Mountain Goats are that the band is one man, who releases a lot of music, and he doesn't operate Hacker T Dog on CBBC.
― Ashley Pomeroy, Wednesday, 26 November 2025 23:04 (one month ago)
He’s also been on this here borad a long time ago
― Remo Palmieri: The Adventure Begins (Boring, Maryland), Wednesday, 26 November 2025 23:18 (one month ago)
The lead singer of the mountain goats that is, whose name is…Tony Anthony
― Remo Palmieri: The Adventure Begins (Boring, Maryland), Wednesday, 26 November 2025 23:19 (one month ago)
Jinkx Monsoon
― Remo Palmieri: The Adventure Begins (Boring, Maryland), Thursday, 27 November 2025 00:11 (one month ago)
Not her real name, but I just learned recently she took "Monsoon" from Edina Monsoon of Absolutely Fabulous
― Josefa, Thursday, 27 November 2025 00:16 (one month ago)
have been reading about colonial Mauritius, where there was once a royal comptroller named Pierre Poivre, which isn’t so bad except i call him Peter Pepper in my head every time i read it
― budo jeru, Thursday, 27 November 2025 18:19 (one month ago)
Not her real name, but I just learned recently she took "Monsoon" from Edina Monsoon of _Absolutely Fabulous_
Ok should have checked. But surely Jennifer Saunders got the name from Adrian Edmonson (although they worked together so the name was probably just floating out among her comedian friends).
― Remo Palmieri: The Adventure Begins (Boring, Maryland), Thursday, 27 November 2025 19:30 (one month ago)
(they've been married since 1985)
― koogs, Friday, 28 November 2025 19:20 (one month ago)
(they meaning ae and js)
― koogs, Friday, 28 November 2025 19:22 (one month ago)
Yep as soon as I posted I saw that lol
― Remo Palmieri: The Adventure Begins (Boring, Maryland), Friday, 28 November 2025 20:20 (one month ago)
Sir Dingle Foot
― Remo Palmieri: The Adventure Begins (Boring, Maryland), Saturday, 29 November 2025 05:19 (one month ago)
i read Absolutely Fabulous as Almost Famous, again and again, took me so long to figure out what you were talking about xp
― budo jeru, Saturday, 29 November 2025 06:09 (one month ago)
Toss Grumleyhttps://i.postimg.cc/2ydmRTtL/ab5977b5-f403-46ec-9705-3ec604368e25.jpg
― giving you schtick (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 4 December 2025 08:41 (one month ago)
best one yet!
― kinder, Thursday, 4 December 2025 22:06 (one month ago)