So what is up with this? Is Marvel just fucking with us? Are they trying to undo all their success with a bunch of unfamiliar superheroes in a movie packed with mostly b-listers? Or is this a big deal for comic book nerds? Seems like a spin-off of a movie to be named later. Something better setting the stage for Thanos, that's for sure. This is slated for 2014, Avengers 2 in 2015, so maybe ... Thor 2? Anyway: Chris Pratt, Dave Bautista, Zoe Saldana, Michael Rooker, Lee Pace, Ophelia Lovibond, Glenn Close, Karen Gillan, Benicio del Toro and John C. Reilly are set to star. Chris Pratt has pumped himself up in preparation: http://instagram.com/p/bdD2lCDHHx/
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 8 July 2013 15:29 (twelve years ago)
you buried the lede: james gunn writing & directing
― i wanna be a gabbneb baby (Hungry4Ass), Monday, 8 July 2013 15:38 (twelve years ago)
Gunn is no Whedon, much as a I like "Slither." HIs name attached just underscores the straight-to-video vibe of this.
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 8 July 2013 15:45 (twelve years ago)
Looks like an entertaining cast, at the very least
LOL Batista, give Thanos the Dave-Bomb
― Nhex, Monday, 8 July 2013 16:04 (twelve years ago)
chris pratt's ridiculous abs will guarantee a 120 mill weekend
― sassy, fun, and RELATABLE (forksclovetofu), Monday, 22 July 2013 03:10 (twelve years ago)
how could a movie about a gun-toting space raccoon not be a hit?
― IIIrd Datekeeper (contenderizer), Monday, 22 July 2013 03:25 (twelve years ago)
http://spinoff.comicbookresources.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/guardians1-570x489.jpg
Costumes/prosthetics/makeup total budget looks like about $39.95, judging from this.
― cops on horse (WilliamC), Monday, 12 August 2013 23:32 (twelve years ago)
i would love it if they turned this into a full on gonzo quarter bin batshittery but that seems somehow hard to believe
― blinded by aggro (forksclovetofu), Monday, 12 August 2013 23:40 (twelve years ago)
So this is why Rocket Raccoon was in Ultimate Marvel vs. Capcom 3. Huh.
― wombspace (abanana), Monday, 12 August 2013 23:56 (twelve years ago)
if that's what it takes to get more Rocket Raccoon out there, so be it
― Nhex, Tuesday, 13 August 2013 02:31 (twelve years ago)
a bunch of unfamiliar superheroes in a movie packed with mostly b-listers?
I know I'm the odd man out on this but that's so preferable to me to big-name hero played by actor who's always gonna look like That One Guy You Know
― combination hair (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, 13 August 2013 02:40 (twelve years ago)
^^^^^^^^^^^^
this is the one marvel movie i'm like genuinely excited for
― thot police (fadanuf4erybody), Tuesday, 13 August 2013 02:44 (twelve years ago)
who wouldn't love some bald Karen Gillan? fools that's who
― Nhex, Tuesday, 13 August 2013 02:46 (twelve years ago)
I guess I should be excited about this, because I loved the whole Guardians of the Galaxy/Marvel cosmic stuff revival that happened in the comics a few years ago... But I think the movie will still disappoint, because the biggest draw in the comics was that they were actually loads of fun, and with the current superhero movies favouring the Superheroes Are Serious approach, you just know the movie version will be much more dour.
― Tuomas, Tuesday, 13 August 2013 08:46 (twelve years ago)
It sounds like they very much are taking the fun, lighthearted approach. Whether they pull it off is another matter
― Number None, Tuesday, 13 August 2013 09:09 (twelve years ago)
Haven't all the Marvel movies been aiming for 'loads of fun'?
― bizarro gazzara, Tuesday, 13 August 2013 09:18 (twelve years ago)
TUOMAS HAS A NARRATIVE AND HE'S STICKING TO IT
― albvivertine, Tuesday, 13 August 2013 09:50 (twelve years ago)
This isn't a big deal for comic book nerds and on paper it sounds like a terrible idea, but it'd be nice to be wrong
― albvivertine, Tuesday, 13 August 2013 09:51 (twelve years ago)
congrats on becoming the spokesperson for all 'comic book nerds'
― Ward Fowler, Tuesday, 13 August 2013 10:14 (twelve years ago)
I guess the recent Marvel movies have been more fun than the recent DC movies in the sense that they have sarcastic characters and Bond one-liners... But the fun in the Guardians of the Galaxy and the other recent Marvel space comics was that they took all this weird-ass cosmic stuff that's always existed in the sidelines of the Marvel universe, and played with it for all its worth. And I just don't see that happening in the movie version, because the recent superhero movies are all (even if they include the occasional weird sci-fi concept like the Tesseract) driven by character issues and psychological drama, not space shenanigans. And I don't think that'd be a good approach to GotG, because who wants to see a three-dimensional, psychologically fleshed out Rocket Raccoon or Drax the Destroyer?
― Tuomas, Tuesday, 13 August 2013 10:29 (twelve years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/UV04sJT.gif
― i wanna be a gabbneb baby (Hungry4Ass), Tuesday, 13 August 2013 11:04 (twelve years ago)
Holy shit, is that from the actual movie?! I really hope it is!
― Tuomas, Tuesday, 13 August 2013 11:07 (twelve years ago)
Surely all classically narrative-focused movies (and all forms of fiction, really) are driven by character issues and psychological drama? Unless you're suggesting the GotG movie should be a completely abstract representation of weird-ass cosmic stuff I don't understand why psychologically fleshed-out characters can't co-exist with slightly more far-out sci-fi tropes than the Marvel movies have contained to date. xxp
― bizarro gazzara, Tuesday, 13 August 2013 11:08 (twelve years ago)
Yeah, it's from the movie Tuomashttp://whatculture.com/film/guardians-of-the-galaxy-comic-con-footage-leaked.php
― Number None, Tuesday, 13 August 2013 11:24 (twelve years ago)
OMFG at Rocket Raccoon. If nothing else, he looks great.
― Here's the storify, of a lovely ladify (Phil D.), Tuesday, 13 August 2013 11:56 (twelve years ago)
with the current superhero movies favouring the Superheroes Are Serious approach, you just know the movie version will be much more dour.
"You" don't know anything of the sort, do "you"?
― cops on horse (WilliamC), Tuesday, 13 August 2013 12:12 (twelve years ago)
― blinded by aggro (forksclovetofu), Monday, August 12, 2013 4:40 PM (Yesterday)
with gunn directing, not so hard after all
― IIIrd Datekeeper (contenderizer), Tuesday, 13 August 2013 12:30 (twelve years ago)
Surely all classically narrative-focused movies (and all forms of fiction, really) are driven by character issues and psychological drama? Unless you're suggesting the GotG movie should be a completely abstract representation of weird-ass cosmic stuff I don't understand why psychologically fleshed-out characters can't co-exist with slightly more far-out sci-fi tropes than the Marvel movies have contained to date.
But the problem is that "slightly more far-out than in the previous movies" isn't gonna be enough to capture the essence of GotG, especially since all the previous movies have toned down the far-out aspects of the original stories. And I'm not saying there shouldn't any character drama in the movie at all, just that when it's put to the forefront, the other elements tend to suffer. I liked the Avengers movie, but it was basically all about the tensions between characters; even though there's some nominally some cosmic stuff, it didn't matter at all, most've of it could've been replaced by non-cosmic plot devices. That approach worked fine with The Avengers, but I don't think it'll work with GotG.
― Tuomas, Tuesday, 13 August 2013 12:32 (twelve years ago)
I mean, I kinda understand that in order to sell superheroes to larger audiences they feel they need to tone down the freakier aspects, but I don't like how the result of that is that superhero movies are basically action movies with a bit of sci-fi dressing. That's not what I love about superhero stories.
― Tuomas, Tuesday, 13 August 2013 12:37 (twelve years ago)
Tuomas is describing the Liefeld approach to storytelling.
― OH MY GOD HE'S OOGLY (DJP), Tuesday, 13 August 2013 12:39 (twelve years ago)
I don't think Liefeld was known for cosmic hijinks, rather than pouches, big guns and incomprehensible fight scenes...?
― Tuomas, Tuesday, 13 August 2013 12:42 (twelve years ago)
i know the director isn't the movie, but have you seen any of james gunn's work, tuomas?
cuz that might allay some of your concerns.
― IIIrd Datekeeper (contenderizer), Tuesday, 13 August 2013 12:49 (twelve years ago)
― albvivertine, Tuesday, August 13, 2013 4:50 AM (3 hours ago)
― cops on horse (WilliamC), Tuesday, 13 August 2013 12:53 (twelve years ago)
I think the fact that this is being directed by the writer/producer of Scooby-Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed is the most frightening thing about it.
― Jamie_ATP, Tuesday, 13 August 2013 13:08 (twelve years ago)
I liked the Avengers movie, but it was basically all about the tensions between characters; even though there's some nominally some cosmic stuff, it didn't matter at all, most've of it could've been replaced by non-cosmic plot devices
Er, the Avengers hinges on a plot hatched by an actual Norse god in partnership with an honest-to-goodness evil alien race. The climax of the film features massive armoured space worms attacking New York through a rift in time and space. That seems to me like a pretty good jumping-off point to introduce some totally batshit cosmic stuff in GotG.
― bizarro gazzara, Tuesday, 13 August 2013 13:45 (twelve years ago)
Less dithering, more raccoon gifs.
― Here's the storify, of a lovely ladify (Phil D.), Tuesday, 13 August 2013 14:00 (twelve years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/BGI81.gif
― bizarro gazzara, Tuesday, 13 August 2013 14:09 (twelve years ago)
xp but with more GIFs comes more dithering
HEYO
― Nhex, Tuesday, 13 August 2013 14:14 (twelve years ago)
I don't see how you could watch THOR and think it was anything but Cosmic Batshit.
― "Turkey In The Straw" coming from someplace in the clouds (Sparkle Motion), Tuesday, 13 August 2013 16:35 (twelve years ago)
otm
― bizarro gazzara, Tuesday, 13 August 2013 16:43 (twelve years ago)
Well, as it is, Thor is actually my favourite of the Marvel movies; I was positively surprised how much cool stuff inspired by the original comics they managed to get into it.
Er, the Avengers hinges on a plot hatched by an actual Norse god in partnership with an honest-to-goodness evil alien race. The climax of the film features massive armoured space worms attacking New York through a rift in time and space.
Well yeah, but like I said, almost all of those things could've been replaced with non-cosmic plot devices. The bad guy is the God of Lies and Mischief, but he's beaten in a fistfight; they could've replaced him with a human baddie and it would've been pretty much the same. The aliens are just soldiers with makeup; no Skrull shapeshifting or anything. The space worms are used like they're the equivalent of helicopters or planes, and they're beaten with guns and fists. The enemy is ultimately defeated with a nuke... So it's an action movie with sci-fi dressing, like I said.
Maybe I'm in the minority, but I never cared that much for the sort superhero stories where the superheroes just fight crime. I want Cosmic Villains that can only be beaten with Mystical Powers and Soul Gem gambits. I hope the third Avengers movie will be The Infinity Gauntlet, I think they could get a really good movie out of it, one that would satisfy both likes of me and the ones who want loads of action scenes.
― Tuomas, Tuesday, 13 August 2013 17:01 (twelve years ago)
Hopefully they'll do Dr Strange as well and really let it rip.
― "Turkey In The Straw" coming from someplace in the clouds (Sparkle Motion), Tuesday, 13 August 2013 17:14 (twelve years ago)
what's the difference really between "mystical powers and soul gem gambits" and a nuke?
― wk, Tuesday, 13 August 2013 17:22 (twelve years ago)
I mean that stuff is normally portrayed as a big blast of energy anyway right? so you're asking for cosmic trappings rather than sci-fi trappings, but that doesn't make it anymore essential to the plot.
― wk, Tuesday, 13 August 2013 17:23 (twelve years ago)
By "Soul Gem gambit" I was referring specifically to conclusion of The Infinity Gauntlet, and its sequel, The Infinity War. If you haven't read them I won't spoil them, but I can tell you they're not about magical nukes.
― Tuomas, Tuesday, 13 August 2013 17:31 (twelve years ago)
Or if you want a more recent comic, take All-Star Superman. That's an epic story with an epic conclusion, and it's considered to be one of the best superhero comics of recent times, but almost nothing in it solved by fistfights. That's the kind of superhero movies I'd like to see.
― Tuomas, Tuesday, 13 August 2013 17:36 (twelve years ago)
I've just this weekend read the two Annihilation series and started the Guardians of the Galaxy series proper.
Cosmo's gunna be in the movie, right?
― Your Own Personal El Guapo (kingfish), Thursday, 5 September 2013 03:21 (twelve years ago)
Any good? Never read any GotG.
― I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Thursday, 5 September 2013 15:27 (twelve years ago)
Yeah. Some of the best Marvel comics of the past 20 years.
― EZ Snappin, Thursday, 5 September 2013 16:11 (twelve years ago)
Yeah, the whole trip from Annihilation to Thanos Imperative is very fun.
― Frederik B, Thursday, 5 September 2013 16:35 (twelve years ago)
http://www.bleedingcool.com/2013/10/10/forty-comic-creators-holding-rocket-raccoon-at-nycc-robert-kirkman-to-becky-cloonan-to-chris-claremont/
Apparently, the plushie Rocket Raccoon is the thing to get at this year's NYCC.
http://cdn.bleedingcool.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/IMG_9526.jpg?f6a06b
http://cdn.bleedingcool.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/IMG_9549.jpg?f6a06b
― Your Own Personal El Guapo (kingfish), Saturday, 12 October 2013 08:24 (twelve years ago)
http://25.media.tumblr.com/a773aa762f313157b4d66d92a0ae936f/tumblr_mw9uwbepXS1qd39tro1_500.jpg
― EZ Snappin, Thursday, 14 November 2013 21:26 (twelve years ago)
lol immediately recognized the same artist as "nerd blackface"
― Nhex, Thursday, 14 November 2013 21:28 (twelve years ago)
Rocket Raccoon and Groot rule in Guardians of the Galaxy test footage
A VERY short test clip of Rocket standing on top of Groot and firing a machine gun.
― Ian from Etobicoke (Phil D.), Thursday, 13 February 2014 20:46 (twelve years ago)
Trailer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B16Bo47KS2g
― Insane Prince of False Binaries (Gukbe), Wednesday, 19 February 2014 05:58 (twelve years ago)
"What a bunch of a-holes"
― What is wrong with songs? Absolutely nothing. Songs are great. (DL), Wednesday, 19 February 2014 11:13 (twelve years ago)
not enthused by that trailer :/
― Nhex, Wednesday, 19 February 2014 14:30 (twelve years ago)
A man, a woman, a Hulk, a raccoon and a tree walk into a bar... I think this one just had to be a little table-setting, but yeah, I agree, Nhex.
I think/hope there will have to be some small Reilly/Nick Fury scene tying this into the rest of the cinematic Marvel U.
― needs more garlic → (WilliamC), Wednesday, 19 February 2014 14:37 (twelve years ago)
Love the fact that the trailer song is a comic in-joke:
http://media.bestlittlesites.com/images/users/gallerypictures/58543L.png
― Ian from Etobicoke (Phil D.), Wednesday, 19 February 2014 14:50 (twelve years ago)
Also interesting - this io9 piece on possible spoilers in the listing for the Captain America 2 soundtrack notes that the last track is called "Quill's S.O.S."
― Ian from Etobicoke (Phil D.), Wednesday, 19 February 2014 14:52 (twelve years ago)
How are people not stoked? Granted I know nothing but this is solid trailer action.
― Insane Prince of False Binaries (Gukbe), Wednesday, 19 February 2014 14:56 (twelve years ago)
Should have parodied the Avengers trailer
"If we can't protect this galaxy, then we can sure as hell.... guard it""Wait, don't those mean the same thing?"
* cut to Rocket Raccoon screaming "BLAM! I murdered you!" roll credits *
― have a nice blood (mh), Wednesday, 19 February 2014 15:10 (twelve years ago)
had the trailer been two minutes of Rocket Raccoon shooting people in the face, I would have been stoked
― sent as gassed to onto rt dominance (DJP), Wednesday, 19 February 2014 15:12 (twelve years ago)
I kind of want some footage of Bradley Cooper's voice coming out of his mouth so I can decide how ridiculous it'll be
― have a nice blood (mh), Wednesday, 19 February 2014 15:13 (twelve years ago)
Bookmark for future ILX use:
http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/19g4ycv0n85ohgif/original.gif
― Ian from Etobicoke (Phil D.), Wednesday, 19 February 2014 15:14 (twelve years ago)
okay that did make me lol
― sent as gassed to onto rt dominance (DJP), Wednesday, 19 February 2014 15:15 (twelve years ago)
Looked kind of like a big-budget syndicated show rather than a movie to me.
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Wednesday, 19 February 2014 15:16 (twelve years ago)
I think it looks fun enough.
― What is wrong with songs? Absolutely nothing. Songs are great. (DL)
Is it Peter Serafinowickz saying this?
― I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Wednesday, 19 February 2014 15:17 (twelve years ago)
It just seems way too soon in this Marvel universe roll-out to go all Howard the Duck campy. I like James Gunn, generally, but gathering an A-list of the B-listers does not necessarily give me faith in the franchise.
Too bad Fantastic Four is in some sort of neo-Marvel rights limbo. That would have been the perfect vector to further expand this movie universe into other galaxies/dimensions. I know that reboot is on its way, but the fact that it, Spider-Man and X-Men exist in some sort of parallel Marvel universe really muddies one of the best attributes of the brand.
― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 19 February 2014 15:19 (twelve years ago)
I imagine they'll find away round all that eventually, a film starring spidey, the x-men and the avengers would be like the biggest money spinner ever.
― I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Wednesday, 19 February 2014 15:21 (twelve years ago)
looks entirely entertaining to me. I like it when the Marvel movies are funny (Thor)
― akm, Wednesday, 19 February 2014 15:21 (twelve years ago)
Sony cobbled together a whole new Spidey franchise just to keep the rights so I don't think they'll be giving them up anytime soon.
― Insane Prince of False Binaries (Gukbe), Wednesday, 19 February 2014 15:25 (twelve years ago)
An film starring amusement park with spidey, the x-men and the avengers rides, plus Star Wars, plus of course Disney, would be like the biggest money spinner ever. That's likely the end game once the rights diaspora is reigned in.
― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 19 February 2014 15:25 (twelve years ago)
so... Orlando?
― sent as gassed to onto rt dominance (DJP), Wednesday, 19 February 2014 15:35 (twelve years ago)
I don't really get how Sony Pictures can have licensed the Spider-Man pictures "forever" but I can't find any concrete details on how their licensing from Marvel works
― Nhex, Wednesday, 19 February 2014 15:38 (twelve years ago)
I think it's a rights in perpetuity thing as long as Sony doesn't let the series lapse for X number of years. Marvel sold off those franchises when superhero movies were at their nadir.
Eventually, though, Disney will have enough money to just buy them all back and then lock up copyright until 4500 AD.
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Wednesday, 19 February 2014 15:41 (twelve years ago)
That's still an insane deal; I guess Marvel was coming off bankruptcy a few years earlier, but it seems incredibly unwise in retrospect
I've heard of these kinds of licensing agreements before (if X property is not activated within Y years, rights revert back to property holder) but to allow this to go on in perpetuity is nuts
― Nhex, Wednesday, 19 February 2014 15:44 (twelve years ago)
The Amazing Spider-man was basically the equivalent of Corman's Fantastic 4.
― Insane Prince of False Binaries (Gukbe), Wednesday, 19 February 2014 15:47 (twelve years ago)
In terms of timing, not so much in terms of budget
― have a nice blood (mh), Wednesday, 19 February 2014 15:50 (twelve years ago)
I wish they'd done that as a loose continuation rather than a reboot; Raimi did the origin story pretty much perfectly.
― I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Wednesday, 19 February 2014 16:00 (twelve years ago)
It was painful watching them try to differentiate the new origin story from the old one. Worst part was robbing Uncle Ben of "With great power..." and replacing it with some weird off-brand paraphrase instead.
― bizarro gazzara, Wednesday, 19 February 2014 16:08 (twelve years ago)
a spiderman movie was in the works for so long that 'this will never actually get made' wasn't a totally unfair assumption. guardians trailer looked good enough to me, sets the tone and looks worst case scenario the movie version of hitchhiker's guide. could imagine it not doing well and ending up an honorable flop like scott pilgrim or underperformer like pacific rim but if it's a hit it opens things up for marvel in a huge way (esp compared to wb/dc where they're so timid from having fucked up their properties they have to bundle wonder woman into a movie that already has superman and batman in it). i don't own stock in disney so why do i give a fuck if this is 'too risky' or they're making this move 'too soon', if it flops they'll keep doing what they're doing and take a tiny baby step out of the comfort zone somewhere else (ant man apparently), if it doesn't maybe summers become alot more interesting and fun.
― balls, Wednesday, 19 February 2014 16:14 (twelve years ago)
steve gerber's 70s guardians of the galaxy isn't his best work, but does contain at least a few moments of genuinely visionary strangeness, whereas - like that panel reproduced above - this new iteration just seems to be awful zany garbage
― Ward Fowler, Wednesday, 19 February 2014 16:16 (twelve years ago)
I guessing having absolutely no experience with Guardians I just think "hey it's Chris Pratt and this looks fun" but I guess ymmv
― Insane Prince of False Binaries (Gukbe), Wednesday, 19 February 2014 16:29 (twelve years ago)
all I know about Guardians is that they have a tree that only knows one sentence and a homicidal raccoon
― sent as gassed to onto rt dominance (DJP), Wednesday, 19 February 2014 16:30 (twelve years ago)
That's the worst kind!
― Ian from Etobicoke (Phil D.), Wednesday, 19 February 2014 16:32 (twelve years ago)
Bendis take on Guardians in recent issues has had laughs but been much less goofy. Kind of wondering if he was a script advisor of some sort and the comics series is adhering more to the post-movie outlook.
― have a nice blood (mh), Wednesday, 19 February 2014 16:35 (twelve years ago)
This incarnation, when the first appeared in Annihilation, were great. Better than the 70s or 80s versions by some margin. The following eponymous series was solid, and they were decent all through the big cosmic sagas of the 00s. However, once Bendis started writing them in the NOW! version they turned to crap.
― EZ Snappin, Wednesday, 19 February 2014 16:36 (twelve years ago)
True, seems like an attempt to bring them into the earth sphere of Marvel politics
The fact that each member of the team has some sort of baggage with either a galactic civilization or a galactic-scale individual (Thanos!) is kind of a good hook and Abnett/Lanning were good at characterization.
― have a nice blood (mh), Wednesday, 19 February 2014 16:40 (twelve years ago)
my impression is that Bendis is the go-to-guy for helping mold the current post iron man 2 movie canon arc
― PSY talks The Nut Job (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 19 February 2014 16:56 (twelve years ago)
my impression is that Bendis actually hates action sequences and will bend over backwards in order to make more room for teenagers bickering with each other about their feelings
(in fairness, sometimes this approach works)
― sent as gassed to onto rt dominance (DJP), Wednesday, 19 February 2014 17:00 (twelve years ago)
he should be writing the x-men movies
― have a nice blood (mh), Wednesday, 19 February 2014 17:01 (twelve years ago)
it's only working sporadically on the X-Men comic books
― sent as gassed to onto rt dominance (DJP), Wednesday, 19 February 2014 17:03 (twelve years ago)
There's a "brain trust" of sorts shaping this stuff -- Bendis, Joe Quesada and I can't remember who else. Possibly Jeph Loeb (*shudder*) -- xps to forks
― needs more garlic → (WilliamC), Wednesday, 19 February 2014 17:05 (twelve years ago)
Yeah, it is Loeb, which makes me irrationally angry.
― have a nice blood (mh), Wednesday, 19 February 2014 17:06 (twelve years ago)
Bendis is great at dialogue and slow-burn plots and hopeless at complicated multi-character action-packed narratives as far as I can tell. I was obsessed with his Daredevil/Alias period but gave up following him after one of those messy cross-title Avengers stories.
― What is wrong with songs? Absolutely nothing. Songs are great. (DL), Wednesday, 19 February 2014 17:07 (twelve years ago)
Loeb is a decent-enough premise guy but don't let him try to outline
― sent as gassed to onto rt dominance (DJP), Wednesday, 19 February 2014 17:08 (twelve years ago)
teenagers bickering kinda IS the core of the X-Men, they can't be punching each other alla the time
xps Quesada definitely involved, when he "stepped down" from EiC he moved into the movie/TV stuff fulltime
― Nhex, Wednesday, 19 February 2014 17:09 (twelve years ago)
I've been trying to figure out if coming up with easy-to-follow plot ideas in broad strokes is his main strength. All his Batman stuff was very understandable but I just thought it was boring as hell. When he tries to write characters it gets... less good.
― have a nice blood (mh), Wednesday, 19 February 2014 17:10 (twelve years ago)
Loeb, that is
OTM. Get Loeb to do the plots and Bendis to do the character and dialogue and you're golden.
― What is wrong with songs? Absolutely nothing. Songs are great. (DL), Wednesday, 19 February 2014 17:11 (twelve years ago)
he used to be good, really!
― Nhex, Wednesday, 19 February 2014 17:12 (twelve years ago)
Sorry, the Ultimate universe stuff is now the lens through which all Loeb work will be viewed. It's just that way.
― have a nice blood (mh), Wednesday, 19 February 2014 17:13 (twelve years ago)
This looks fun and campy in a good way (as opposed to dreary and campy like John Carter or similar).
― lauded at conferences of deluded psychopaths (Sparkle Motion), Wednesday, 19 February 2014 17:20 (twelve years ago)
Ha, my wife just watched the trailer and came to me with so many confused questions.
― needs more garlic → (WilliamC), Wednesday, 19 February 2014 17:22 (twelve years ago)
Like "Batista!?"
― Nhex, Wednesday, 19 February 2014 17:33 (twelve years ago)
The action stuff looks good. the words coming out of the actors suggest nobody involved in the script knows how to write funny jokes.
― ornamental cabbage (James Morrison), Wednesday, 19 February 2014 22:06 (twelve years ago)
really hope they go over Star Lord's origin because he got such a raw deal and the character has a lot of motivation to be a jerk
― have a nice blood (mh), Wednesday, 19 February 2014 22:06 (twelve years ago)
it looks like two different films jammed together.
― PSY talks The Nut Job (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 19 February 2014 22:23 (twelve years ago)
SOP for comics adaptations, right? Origin story + 1st adventure in one film.
― needs more garlic → (WilliamC), Wednesday, 19 February 2014 22:27 (twelve years ago)
Eh, I'm not so sure that will be the case with this one, since it has to fit into the broader story they're telling with the other films. With Iron Man 3 films in, Thor 2 in, Captain America on 2, Avengers a juggernaut so huge the second one is on the radar, this movie is a balancing act. Since I'd argue the characters are much less familiar than the aforementioned, it has to be origin, adventure, as well as pushing the bigger story forward. Because I can't imagine people will be satisfied with this if the only big picture glimmers it gives comes five minutes into the credits.
Or, you know, maybe they will! Resolution of the Infinity Gauntlet story at this rate will be post-Avengers 2, I believe.
― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 19 February 2014 22:44 (twelve years ago)
yeah, i think this will be sowing seeds for Avengers 3. There's a Guardians sequel due before that even
― Number None, Wednesday, 19 February 2014 22:47 (twelve years ago)
also an animated show. Marvel seem to be pretty convinced this is going to work
― Number None, Wednesday, 19 February 2014 22:48 (twelve years ago)
i meant it looks more like a buddy movie comedy and a grand sci-fi standard blast em up
― PSY talks The Nut Job (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 19 February 2014 22:51 (twelve years ago)
I was pretty nerdy in school, and I collected X-Men comics and had friends that had all kinds of comics, we even read Wizard all the time, and I had never heard of GOTG before this movie was announced. Maybe I wasn't paying attention.
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 19 February 2014 23:05 (twelve years ago)
Marvels thing is pretty much just comedies with action, this looks like more of the same with funnier characters. I think it pretty much is going to be a action/buddy comedy film. If they swing and miss it will be bad, but if they do a comedy and it sells ok it really does open up that studio to doing some different things.
The Drax story at the beginning of Annhilation about the prison ship crash in Alaska I think could be a pretty good b-movie idea on it's own.
― earlnash, Wednesday, 19 February 2014 23:17 (twelve years ago)
Loeb was always terrible and Bendis cannot write dialogue, guys
― (D1CK$) (sic), Wednesday, 19 February 2014 23:26 (twelve years ago)
I was pretty nerdy in school, and I collected X-Men comics and had friends that had all kinds of comics, we even read Wizard all the time, and I had never heard of GOTG before this movie was announced. Maybe I wasn't paying attention.― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, February 19, 2014 11:05 PM (50 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
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this was rebooted after the infinity guantlet/war storylines in the early 90s when I was collecting comics. I forgot about it too.
― panettone for the painfully alone (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, 19 February 2014 23:57 (twelve years ago)
I read comic books plenty when I was little, & I never heard of this property either.
― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 20 February 2014 00:08 (twelve years ago)
I wonder if comics readers today call them properties?
― lauded at conferences of deluded psychopaths (Sparkle Motion), Thursday, 20 February 2014 00:10 (twelve years ago)
if this beats ender's game numbers i think it will have been a victory for humanity, just like when jackass: bad grampa beat ender's game numbers it was also a victory for humanity.
― Philip Nunez, Thursday, 20 February 2014 00:22 (twelve years ago)
1990 is what Im thinking of..
http://static.comicvine.com/uploads/scale_large/0/4/29547-4398-32838-1-guardians-of-the-gal.jpg
― panettone for the painfully alone (mayor jingleberries), Thursday, 20 February 2014 00:32 (twelve years ago)
yep, that's when it showed up on my radar. and don't forgethttp://www.hollywoodreporter.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/blog_post_349_width/2014/02/rocket_raccoon_1_cover_a_p.jpgor bill mantlo either: http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/heat-vision/rocket-raccoon-creators-plight-draws-681744 )
― PSY talks The Nut Job (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 20 February 2014 00:34 (twelve years ago)
in any case, it's immensely weird that they would pull guardians of the galaxy out of the toybox before deadpool. i guess the banks liked the idea of a new star wars
― PSY talks The Nut Job (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 20 February 2014 00:36 (twelve years ago)
Deadpool appeared in the first Wolverine movie. Rights issues and so on
― Number None, Thursday, 20 February 2014 00:41 (twelve years ago)
I knew about the original Vance Astro team, bought the issue of Astonishing Tales from the mid-70s they were in, but had completely forgotten that it was a reprint and that they'd originally been introduced in 1969.
― needs more garlic → (WilliamC), Thursday, 20 February 2014 00:42 (twelve years ago)
ugh and deadpool was played by ryan reynolds and ended up shooting lasers out of his eyes iirc. real cool shit there, sony.
― panettone for the painfully alone (mayor jingleberries), Thursday, 20 February 2014 00:49 (twelve years ago)
I read the 90 reboot of the series, and never knew about this one until after the movie was announced. Then, it was a matter of hunting down the Annihilation books and getting a Marvel online subscription to read the back issues(after already acquiring them from sources), since the 08 series is impossible to find.
I've spoken to comic shop managers who've gone on at length about marvel's(and DC's) apparent policy to never sell trades, or to keep them in such short supply as to be virtually nonexistent.
After finally getting a chance to see the trailer, I'm all for it. Chris Pratt's Star Lord not giving a fuuuuuuuck about the Nova Corps and expressing that to their faces seems a perfect touch. I hope James Gunn had multiple consultations with DnA about writing the characters.
I still want to know what accent they're going to use for Rocket, tho.
― President Frankenstein (kingfish), Thursday, 20 February 2014 00:54 (twelve years ago)
Them planning for Gaurdians immediately after Avengers makes perfect sense if you want to bring in and ramp up to the Kirby/Starlin Marvel cosmic shit so you can do infinity Gauntlet or whatever in your 3rd Avengers movie.
― President Frankenstein (kingfish), Thursday, 20 February 2014 00:56 (twelve years ago)
Does anybody know why Abnett & Lanning busted up as a writing team? I can't imagine anything they do solo being nearly as fun.
― President Frankenstein (kingfish), Thursday, 20 February 2014 00:58 (twelve years ago)
“One thing we debated was…he’s seen as a cockney accent sometimes, so we talked about whether we’d do that or do this sort of other guy from the city a little bit.”
Noo Yawk
― Number None, Thursday, 20 February 2014 01:05 (twelve years ago)
Good question: if not this, what other Marvel title should have gotten the green? Daredevil, Fantastic Four, both tangled up in rights (Spider-Man and X-Men, too). And Daredevil. So I'd say ... Doctor Strange? That might have been as left field as this. Maybe something else supernatural-y, like Scarlet Witch? Vision? I want to say this Marvel universe has no rights to *any* mutants ...
― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 20 February 2014 01:53 (twelve years ago)
'00s Marvel and DC had completely contrary collection policies: for Levitz, the long tail was a fundamental core of business, and their catalogue remained as deep and well-supported as possible; Perlmutter had a policy of literally not keeping any books in print, because they would then have to pay to warehouse them.
― (D1CK$) (sic), Thursday, 20 February 2014 01:53 (twelve years ago)
A Scarlet Witch who will never say "Magneto" or "mutant" is planned to be in Avengers 2, played by Elisabeth Olsen
― da croupier, Thursday, 20 February 2014 01:55 (twelve years ago)
I want to see the meeting where Sony's & Marvel's lawyers read the script as a DVD extra
― lauded at conferences of deluded psychopaths (Sparkle Motion), Thursday, 20 February 2014 02:00 (twelve years ago)
daredevil isn't tangled up in rights, rights either reverted back to marvel or marvel bought them back i forget (same w/ hulk). it's the big marquee piece of those shows marvel is doing w/ netflix along w/ jessica jones, luke cage, and iron fist and then some big team up thing. fantastic four reboot is in the works (that's one i really wish marvel had, spidey and x-men were somewhat off on their own to an extent anyway). this gives you some idea of what is where:
http://geekculture.co/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/marvel-movie-rights-infographic.png
― balls, Thursday, 20 February 2014 02:05 (twelve years ago)
Cover art on GotG 1 is truly dreadful!
― I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Thursday, 20 February 2014 02:17 (twelve years ago)
poor Universal :(
― CAROUSEL! CAROUSEL! (Telephone thing), Thursday, 20 February 2014 02:18 (twelve years ago)
At least Lionsgate can make
http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20070411195859/marveldatabase/images/2/22/Giant-Size_Man-Thing_Vol_1_3.jpg
The name of our band that never got off the ground, circa 1992
― lauded at conferences of deluded psychopaths (Sparkle Motion), Thursday, 20 February 2014 02:30 (twelve years ago)
I will say that signing up for the Marvel all-you-can-eat deal at their website is worth it. You have to be online to read, but borrow somebody's ipad or I've used a laptop in a hotel and it both works. Read all the Defenders series or the reprinted Simonson Thor books and save a shitloada money from buying trades.
The three frustrations of the service are 1) having to be online(you can check out 6-12 books offline, which probably won't last a flight)
2) the offerings are only what they've printed in the last 5-10 years, or reprinted in trades. Frinstance, every Steranko book is in there.
3) you're at least 6mos or more behind release
― President Frankenstein (kingfish), Thursday, 20 February 2014 04:06 (twelve years ago)
Related, and interesting: http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/heat-vision/rocket-raccoon-creators-plight-draws-681744
― Ian from Etobicoke (Phil D.), Thursday, 20 February 2014 11:21 (twelve years ago)
LOL Lionsgate
― What is wrong with songs? Absolutely nothing. Songs are great. (DL), Thursday, 20 February 2014 11:25 (twelve years ago)
A friend bought me that Marvel book by Sean Howe, and lack of royalties seems to be a recurring beef. On the other hand, it's incredible to realize how much of Marvel was really Stan Lee's baby. He kept it alive again and again, and dictated or directed nearly all the scripts of all the titles, at least for a long while. Of course, the artists were incredible, too, fleshing out his scripts, but it really seems like one of those DJ Shadow situations: it's impossible to give everyone what they deserve, because you can only split the check 50/50 once.
― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 20 February 2014 12:43 (twelve years ago)
Lee stole credit from pretty much all his artists - Jack Kirby especially - and even the Marvel mode of addressing its readers is taken virtually wholesale from E.C. Comics. Take away Lee and you lose 'Excelsior', 'Face Front True Believers' etc etc - take away Kirby and Ditko and you lose the FF (which is really a variant on Kirby's earlier Challengers of the Unknown series for DC), Spider-Man, the Silver Surfer, Iron Man, Thor etc etc.
Pretty much every mainstream comic was created on a work-for-hire basis, across all companies, until things changed (a little) in the 1980s on. So lack of royalties is not just a recurring beef at Marvel (Bill Finger, the writer who co-created Batman, was more royally shafted than Bill Mantlo will ever be.)
― Ward Fowler, Thursday, 20 February 2014 12:56 (twelve years ago)
the artists were incredible, too, fleshing out his scripts
lol
― (D1CK$) (sic), Thursday, 20 February 2014 13:01 (twelve years ago)
xpost
You mustn't have read the whole book Josh because it's pretty clear on how little Stan actually did in reality
― Number None, Thursday, 20 February 2014 13:03 (twelve years ago)
No, I agree, ultimately, re: Lee, but unless this book is misreported, there are long stretches at the beginning where Lee is basically running the whole thing, where everyone gets fired but him and he recruits all the artists and inkers but remains the sole story guy, and the guy who keeps track of the expanding universe. A lot of the other guys - like Steve Ditko - were obviously talented but it sounds like kind of unpredictable, and everyone was always looking for a better gig (at least at this point in the book). Lee worships Kirby more than almost anyone else and gives him and lots of folks lots of opportunities. (He hires Jerry Siegel under a pseudonym when no one else would touch him). The bad blood and sniping came later, when accounts began to diverge and conflict, no thanks due to the loose crediting in the first place.
― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 20 February 2014 13:08 (twelve years ago)
THis is also relevant to this discussion: http://kupps.malibulist.com/2014/01/26/stan-and-jack-and-steve-and-mort-and-jerry-and-joe/ (really long but worth reading)
― Ian from Etobicoke (Phil D.), Thursday, 20 February 2014 13:09 (twelve years ago)
Unless, like, there's a big reveal in this book, and halfway through they reveal that all the stuff in the first 100 pages didn't happen and Lee did nothing. Because at this point, 100 pages in, he's pretty industrious and essential. Not saying more essential than those other guys at all, but definitely the guy who gets it all off the ground and going. Has anyone else read the book? Is it considered bullshit? Like I said, I got it as a gift, from a major comics nerd, so I figured his endorsement was good enough for me. I'm sure the book goes into the controversies later.
― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 20 February 2014 13:10 (twelve years ago)
but remains the sole story guy
― (D1CK$) (sic), Thursday, 20 February 2014 13:11 (twelve years ago)
At this point in the book I said! He is depicted as literally dictating several scripts at once, and then spending all his time at home cranking out other scripts. This is by no means intended to degrade Kirby, Ditko et al. who were absolutely essential the Marvel identity. I'm just impressed by Lee's industriousness. As depicted in the book, Ditko hates Lee early on, and works independently, doing an awesome job but just dropping the work off at the office when he's done before eventually quitting. But Lee is in the office every day, working. So that does not mean Lee>Ditko. He's just depicted as working very hard to juggle all the balls.
― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 20 February 2014 13:15 (twelve years ago)
Like, it's not like Lee swooped in and bought Marvel and took all the credits. He was there from the start, doing stuff. How much credit he deserves for individual titles and stories is what's debated.
― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 20 February 2014 13:17 (twelve years ago)
if Ditko has quit already, Lee was years and years past being responsible for stories, and those stories were terrible and unremembered. (Lee's run on Spider-Man with Romita is possibly the only widely-cherished work he ever did that can be attributed to him as a storyteller, though, tbf.)
he was indeed industrious, on many levels. but his greatest talent was and remains being a flim-flam man.
― (D1CK$) (sic), Thursday, 20 February 2014 13:29 (twelve years ago)
Yeah, I'm pretty sure that quite early on in the book it's made kind of explicit that Lee would come up with a very, very vague idea of the sort of thing that should happen in an issue ("Wouldn't it be cool if the FF went bowling and the pins were aliens? Excelsior!") and then Jack or Steve or whoever would go off and do something totally different and awesome then give it to Stand to add dialogue (which he had an ear for, no matter how hokey you personally think it is). The "Marvel Method" was pretty much that, that the 'writer' would have an outline idea then add dialogue to a finished comic.
Lee is explicitly called a token figuredhead with no idea what's going on in the company by about the Lee/McFarlane/Liefeld era in the book I think - he got shuffled off into movie properties and oversaw the FF and X-Men film deals lambasted above iirc.
― Ian Glasper's trapped in a scone (aldo), Thursday, 20 February 2014 13:41 (twelve years ago)
Lee was certainly a workaholic in the early days and somebody had to write all that dialogue but it's obvious the artists did most of the heavy lifting creatively. Here's Stan himself, in the opening pages of the book, smugly describing the Marvel method
"It isn't generally known, but many of our merry Marvel artists are also talented story men in their own right! For example, all Stan has to with the pros like JACK 'KING' KIRBY, dazzling DON HECK, and darlin' DICK AYERS is give them the germ of an idea, and they make up all the details as they go along, drawing and plotting out the story. Then, our leader simply takes the finished drawings and adds all the dialogue and captions! Sounds complicated? Maybe it is, but it's another reason why no one else can bring you that old Marvel magic!"
I'll be surprised if you don't think he's a bit of a dick by the end of the book
― Number None, Thursday, 20 February 2014 13:44 (twelve years ago)
So wait, is that book considered accurate? I've been considering reading it myself
― Nhex, Thursday, 20 February 2014 13:49 (twelve years ago)
It seemed well researched and evenhanded to me but obviously it's going to be difficult to uncover the full truth about things that happened half a century ago in a chaotic environment like early Marvel (especially when there's lasting acrimony between some of the key players)
― Number None, Thursday, 20 February 2014 13:59 (twelve years ago)
the Lee/McFarlane/Liefeld era
Lee moved to Hollywood in 1981.
― (D1CK$) (sic), Thursday, 20 February 2014 14:15 (twelve years ago)
that would be Jim Lee
― Number None, Thursday, 20 February 2014 14:16 (twelve years ago)
I've read the Howe book, and yes, it is very fair-minded. I don't have it to hand, but I'm pretty sure that at no point does he say that Lee ever 'wrote scripts', because that would be utterly inaccurate - as other people have said, at best Lee would have a story conference with Kirby or Ditko or whoever, agree on a general outline/plot idea, and then leave it up to the artists themselves to 'break down' the story panel-by-panel, page by page. Once he received the finished pencilled artwork, Lee would then add dialogue and captions; Kirby would actually include pencilled notes in the margins of the pages, telling Lee what was going on. This is a terrific analysis of that creative process:
http://www.tcj.com/a-96th-birthday/
The fact that, once Kirby left, Lee did not create a single substantial new character for Marvel seems to me the best proof of his shameless credit-hogging and outright lying when it comes to creative contribution.
― Ward Fowler, Thursday, 20 February 2014 14:20 (twelve years ago)
xpost - Yes, so Stan wasn't shuffled off onto movie properties as late as 1991, he'd been completely gone from Marvel ~per se~ for a decade.
― (D1CK$) (sic), Thursday, 20 February 2014 14:21 (twelve years ago)
Lee did not create a single substantial new character for Marvel
For Marvel or for anyone else. (Fans of Stripperella are welcome to make their detailed exegeses on his creative contributions.
― (D1CK$) (sic), Thursday, 20 February 2014 14:23 (twelve years ago)
yeah sorry, I realised that's what you meant after I posted. He was still acting as a public figurehead for the company in the 90s though. There's one scene in the book where he's doing an interview for a series of videos with Liefield. The Robster starts drawing some character that he claims he's making up on the spot and Stan is like "we're both creating this together so we share the copyright hahaha"
― Number None, Thursday, 20 February 2014 14:25 (twelve years ago)
Yeah, maybe I shouldn't have implied he wrote the scripts, sure, but it seems early in the book though that Lee is keeping the entire enterprise afloat. You'll get no debate with me as to whether it was the other guys that made it great, but Lee comes off if not an auteur than certainly an essential producer/director, and the one inarguable (right?) fact appears to be that there would be no Marvel (historically) without Lee.
But of course, this is one of the most contentious, acrimonious he said/he said debates of all time, and many of the principals (and principles) are long dead, so ...
― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 20 February 2014 14:31 (twelve years ago)
lol Stripperella! i totally forgot about that
even if Stan was as bad a credit-hogging, scene-stealing flim-flam man as his reputation would lead me to believe, he still deserves credit for his part in the era, as well as being a notable, positive public face for comics for the last 50 years. but you know, maybe just I'm biased because he signed a copy of Ravage 2099 for me.
― Nhex, Thursday, 20 February 2014 14:45 (twelve years ago)
It's VERY arguable that there would be no Marvel without Lee - you could say there would be no Marvel without Martin Goodman (the actual owner of Marvel until the late 1960s, and not coincidentally Stan's uncle - Stan never owned Marvel), or that there would be no Marvel without Joe Simon AND Jack Kirby, who together created Captain America and give the fledgling company their biggest hit character, and you have to say that there would be no Marvel without Jack Kirby's incredible range of characters, who continue to form the bedrock of Marvel's comic and film empire.
To give Stan some small measure of credit, he was - by the standards of publishing at the time - reasonably loyal to his artists, doing his best to keep them in regular work and trying to raise their page rates (though he could never compete with DC in that regard.)
― Ward Fowler, Thursday, 20 February 2014 14:51 (twelve years ago)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stripperella
lolololol
― sent as gassed to onto rt dominance (DJP), Thursday, 20 February 2014 14:58 (twelve years ago)
I meant 'no Marvel' in the most literal sense. Goodman put Lee in charge and basically was hands off, as long as it made money (and the comics made much less than his other mags), and the book notes that he'd seen comics up and down trajectory enough that he knew to hold on.But there were points where everyone but Lee was basically fired, but he kept churning stuff out with a skeleton crew. Later, he's the guy who hires the likes of Kirby, Ditko et al. Those are the guys who made the characters and titles legendary, but Lee was the one who recruited them.
― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 20 February 2014 15:04 (twelve years ago)
xpost - Yes, so Stan wasn't shuffled off onto movie properties as late as 1991, he'd been completely gone from Marvel ~per se~ for a decade.― (D1CK$) (sic), Thursday, 20 February 2014 14:21 (1 hour ago)
― (D1CK$) (sic), Thursday, 20 February 2014 14:21 (1 hour ago)
Mea culpa, as the ILC thread on it has shown, my memory isn't 100% reliable about the book.
― Ian Glasper's trapped in a scone (aldo), Thursday, 20 February 2014 15:42 (twelve years ago)
The Howe book is v. gd, but there's not that much in it that's new or revealatory about the Lee/Kirby era of Marvel (the Gerard Jones superhero history, for example, covers a lot of the same ground and is, imho, stronger on the Golden Age-era in general).
― Ward Fowler, Thursday, 20 February 2014 15:47 (twelve years ago)
what are you guys going to do next, tell me that Stan didn't hand out all those No-Prizes himself?!?
― have a nice blood (mh), Thursday, 20 February 2014 15:50 (twelve years ago)
I'm pretty sure the no-prize one of Stan's original scripts.
― EZ Snappin, Thursday, 20 February 2014 15:54 (twelve years ago)
omg guys I'm dying hereIn 2003, ex-stripper Janet Clover, aka "Jazz", aka "Stripperella", filed a lawsuit in the Daytona Beach, Florida circuit court against Viacom, Stan Lee, and Pamela Anderson, claiming she is Stripperella's true creator and Stan Lee stole her idea when she discussed it during a lap dance.
― have a nice blood (mh), Thursday, 20 February 2014 15:56 (twelve years ago)
There was an actual empty no-prize envelope that was posted out to the lucky winners (again, this was the kind of thing that Stan pinched from E.C.):
http://bmj2k.files.wordpress.com/2012/05/no-prize.jpg
"I was delighted to learn that Lee has attained the status of an authority in the comics field. Twenty years of unrelenting editorial effort to suppress the artistic effort, encourage miserable taste, flood the field with degraded imitations and polluted non-stories, treating artists and writers like cattle, and failure on his part to make an independent success as a cartoonist have certainly qualified him for this respected position." - Bernard Krigstein, 1965
― Ward Fowler, Thursday, 20 February 2014 15:58 (twelve years ago)
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v655/rockcandy83/Stuff/fave%20tv%20characters%20picspam/jack-donaghy.png
I'm late for a Namor Universe brainstorming session. We're planning Tiger Shark and Fathom Five spin-offs and the lawyers think we may even steal the rights to Alpha Flight through Marrina. Alpha Flight!
― da croupier, Thursday, 20 February 2014 15:59 (twelve years ago)
it's ok, they'll never stop trying to make SEA SUPERHERO happen
― Nhex, Thursday, 20 February 2014 16:01 (twelve years ago)
the best stuff is actually later on the Howe book e.g.
The empowerment of the editorial staff, began as a morale-building necessity in the wake of Jim Shooter's stormy departure, now resulted - in extreme examples - in instructions to writers and and artists on how to appeal to the lowest common denominator "If the Punisher appears in a panel with another character," Jim Starlin was told, "that character should be killed within the next few pages by either the Punisher or someone else. If the Punisher appears with any object, it should be destroyed in an explosion as soon as possible"
― Number None, Thursday, 20 February 2014 16:09 (twelve years ago)
that just makes me want a humor comic titled "Oh No, It's The Punisher"
― sent as gassed to onto rt dominance (DJP), Thursday, 20 February 2014 16:13 (twelve years ago)
1. The Punisher should be louder, angrier, and have access to a time machine.2. Whenever he is not in a panel, the other characters should ask, "Where's the Punisher?"
― Ian from Etobicoke (Phil D.), Thursday, 20 February 2014 16:14 (twelve years ago)
set it out of continuity, have the whole thing be Frank Castle wandering in the vicinity of established fan-favorites and new characters and said victims realizing that The Punisher's presence means they are doomed
maybe the whole series is a chase sequence with a protagonist desperately avoiding the Punisher, who keeps intentionally and accidentally killing every single person around him
― sent as gassed to onto rt dominance (DJP), Thursday, 20 February 2014 16:18 (twelve years ago)
krigstein otm
― PSY talks The Nut Job (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 20 February 2014 16:19 (twelve years ago)
xps djp "and that bear... was my MOTHER!"
i was trying to find the right image but holy shit, it's amazing how many "Spider-Man" web searches lead to porn
― Nhex, Thursday, 20 February 2014 16:20 (twelve years ago)
Can you imagine if they had enforced those rules for
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/ac/ArchiePunisher.jpg
― Ian from Etobicoke (Phil D.), Thursday, 20 February 2014 16:20 (twelve years ago)
ah, love that PunArchie logo in the corner
― Nhex, Thursday, 20 February 2014 16:21 (twelve years ago)
http://static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/3/36845/1076351-punisherkillsthemarveluniversev1a.jpgactual cover btw
― PSY talks The Nut Job (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 20 February 2014 16:22 (twelve years ago)
i went to high school with a kid who was obsessed with the punisher and had a serious inferiority complexhe ended up taking "steroids" (nb: i have no idea if they were actually steroids, they were pills that he took at regular intervals throughout the day) in the hopes of getting stronger so that he could "avenge those who had been done wrong"at one point at band camp (he played marching baritone i think?) he passed out from heat exhaustion and in a half daze i remember him telling us how he was frank castlehe's a cop now, of course.
― PSY talks The Nut Job (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 20 February 2014 16:24 (twelve years ago)
http://www.angelfire.com/alt/punisher/images/23.jpgKLANGKLANG KLANGKLANGKLANGsquitch
― PSY talks The Nut Job (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 20 February 2014 16:27 (twelve years ago)
oh boo: http://www.angelfire.com/alt/punisher/images/23.jpg
haha great story
― Nhex, Thursday, 20 February 2014 16:29 (twelve years ago)
http://i57.tinypic.com/ifoo5i.jpg
― Nhex, Thursday, 20 February 2014 16:40 (twelve years ago)
that punisher kills marvel comic is the only punisher as protagonist i've read and it was fantastic
― balls, Thursday, 20 February 2014 19:36 (twelve years ago)
If I sound very harsh on Stan the Man, it's because as a kid, I totally bought into the whole 'House of Ideas' myth-making, and of course the shattering of childhood dreams always stings. I mean, I absolutely devoured Stan's 'Origins of Marvel Comics' books, I believed in Stan & Jack together 4ever. History is written by the victors...and the stans. So now, as an adult exposed to much fuller accounts of Kirby's centrality to the whole of the Marvel empire, realising just how mendacious or evasive Stan was abt their 'collaboration', I just see one of the worst crimes - an almost vindictive denial of credit where it was justly due - ever perpetuated on a great american artist, any genre.
― Ward Fowler, Thursday, 20 February 2014 19:37 (twelve years ago)
I could've just said, KIRBY RULES
― Ward Fowler, Thursday, 20 February 2014 19:38 (twelve years ago)
i'm with you dude, fuck stan lee 4 life
― PSY talks The Nut Job (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 20 February 2014 19:44 (twelve years ago)
I had never heard of this at all before this movie, completely outside my radar as a comics reader. sounds pretty stupid, can't imagine this working as a film but what do I know.
― How dare you tarnish the reputation of Turturro's yodel (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 20 February 2014 19:48 (twelve years ago)
He kept it alive again and again, and dictated or directed nearly all the scripts of all the titles, at least for a long whil
have we set the record straight about this bullshit? (not loading all messages yet)
― How dare you tarnish the reputation of Turturro's yodel (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 20 February 2014 19:49 (twelve years ago)
i don't know the "real history" here, but you're saying there was another editorial force doing all the work that Stan is credited for?
― Nhex, Thursday, 20 February 2014 19:53 (twelve years ago)
also lol krigstein sick burn and totally OTM
xp
― How dare you tarnish the reputation of Turturro's yodel (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 20 February 2014 19:56 (twelve years ago)
Stan did not dictate or direct scripts, much less "nearly all" of them for "all the titles"
― How dare you tarnish the reputation of Turturro's yodel (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 20 February 2014 19:58 (twelve years ago)
I assume people have addressed this but Ditko basically dropped his work off completely finished; similarly Kirby would turn in work with dialogue directions already pencilled in in the margins, and pretty much every major idea/character he created for Marvel is clearly a part of the continuum of his career's work (Captain America w Joe Simon, Challengers of the Unknown as a trial run for FF, Thor stuff leads into the New Gods etc.)
Lee never created shit without these people. Before he had them and after they left him, he created *nothing* of note - what does that tell you.
insert Funky Flashman gif
― How dare you tarnish the reputation of Turturro's yodel (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 20 February 2014 20:01 (twelve years ago)
that tells me STRIPPERELLA LOL
― sent as gassed to onto rt dominance (DJP), Thursday, 20 February 2014 20:19 (twelve years ago)
http://media2.whosaystatic.com/507561/507561_800wc.jpg
― PSY talks The Nut Job (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 20 February 2014 20:21 (twelve years ago)
http://www.toplessrobot.com/2008/10/the_10_dumbest_avengers_stories_stan_lee_ever_wrot.php
― PSY talks The Nut Job (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 20 February 2014 20:23 (twelve years ago)
omg I need to get some early Avengers comics
― sent as gassed to onto rt dominance (DJP), Thursday, 20 February 2014 20:31 (twelve years ago)
Marvel Unlimited is a godsend for 60s stuff. They're all there.
― EZ Snappin, Thursday, 20 February 2014 20:33 (twelve years ago)
yup. repeating dan: this is the best seventy bucks you'll spend this year:http://marvel.com/comics/unlimited
― PSY talks The Nut Job (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 20 February 2014 20:34 (twelve years ago)
Though I have to say, I didn't renew my subscription. They haven't added new old shit in like a year. Will re-up when they start filling in the 70s and 80s gaps.
― EZ Snappin, Thursday, 20 February 2014 20:35 (twelve years ago)
they post about twenty new comics every monday morning; mostly from about 7 months prior.that's replaced my going to the comic shop neatly and brought me up to date on about three dozen marvel titles as of mid-2013
― PSY talks The Nut Job (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 20 February 2014 20:43 (twelve years ago)
looking at storing the comics I currently have is making me reconsider getting this
― sent as gassed to onto rt dominance (DJP), Thursday, 20 February 2014 20:44 (twelve years ago)
one of the major draws is that it replaces most of the masterwork collections; there's complete (or near complete) runs of early iron man, cap america, avengers, hulk... here's the more useful link for exploring:http://www.comicbookherald.com/best-comics-on-marvel-digital-unlimited/
― PSY talks The Nut Job (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 20 February 2014 20:57 (twelve years ago)
Unlimited is tempting. I have shit tons of .cbr files, but lots of gaps. Are the creators getting any royalties at all from this?
― needs more garlic → (WilliamC), Thursday, 20 February 2014 21:23 (twelve years ago)
http://kupps.malibulist.com/2014/01/26/stan-and-jack-and-steve-and-mort-and-jerry-and-joe/
This was really interesting. Within it:
In Jonathan Ross’s 2007 BBC documentary, “In Search of Steve Ditko,” the host sits down with Stan to talk about the creation of Spider-Man and his complicated relationship with Ditko. At first, Stan is full of his usual bombast (I don’t even think he knows he’s doing it anymore), trying to remain noncommittal, but Ross keeps pecking away at the question of who created what until, finally, the bombast falls away and Stan responds in as honest a tone as I’ve ever heard him use:Stan: He (Steve) had complained to me a number of times when there were articles written about Spider-Man which called me the creator of Spider-Man, and I always thought I was because I’m the guy who said “I have an idea for a strip called Spider-Man”…Steve had said, “Having an idea is nothing because until it becomes a physical thing, it’s just an idea.” And he said it took him to draw the strip and give it life, so to speak, or to give it something actually tangible, otherwise, all I had was an idea. So I said to him, “Well, I think the person with the idea is the person who creates it.” And he said, “No, because I drew it.” Anyway, Steve definitely felt that he was the co-creator of Spider-Man, and after he said it and I saw it meant a lot to him, that was fine with me, so I said, fine, I’ll tell everyone you’re the co-creator. That didn’t quite satisfy him, so I sent him a letter, I put it in writing (in a letter dated 8/18/99), “To Whom It May Concern, this is to state that I consider Steve Ditko to be the co-creator of Spider-Man, along with me,” something like that. And I sent it to him and said you can show this to anyone you want to. And I found out that Steve still objected to that because he felt I used the word “consider”–I “consider Steve to be the co-creator.” Apparently he felt that wasn’t definite enough, so at that point I gave up, I mean, we just…I haven’t spoken to or heard from him since.Ross: But do you yourself believe he co-created it?(And it’s here that Stan’s façade falls away and, instead of giving one of his pat, rehearsed answers, he pauses, and you can see that this subject pains him and that he’s struggling to find some middle ground.)Stan: I’m willing to say so.Ross: That’s not what I’m asking you, Stan.Stan: No, and that’s the best answer I can give you.Ross: So it’s a no then, isn’t it?Stan: No, I really think the guy who dreams the thing up created it! You dream it up and then you give it to anybody to draw it.Ross: But if it had been drawn differently, it might not have been successful or a hit…Stan: Then I would have created something that didn’t succeed.Ross: Valid point.Stan: But I don’t want to…you made me say that in this documentary that you’re doing and I’m sorry I said it because I’m happy to say I consider Steve to be the co-creator.Ross: But you can see…Stan: I think if Steve wants to be called the co-creator, he deserves to be called the co-creator because he had done such a wonderful job.
Stan: He (Steve) had complained to me a number of times when there were articles written about Spider-Man which called me the creator of Spider-Man, and I always thought I was because I’m the guy who said “I have an idea for a strip called Spider-Man”…Steve had said, “Having an idea is nothing because until it becomes a physical thing, it’s just an idea.” And he said it took him to draw the strip and give it life, so to speak, or to give it something actually tangible, otherwise, all I had was an idea. So I said to him, “Well, I think the person with the idea is the person who creates it.” And he said, “No, because I drew it.” Anyway, Steve definitely felt that he was the co-creator of Spider-Man, and after he said it and I saw it meant a lot to him, that was fine with me, so I said, fine, I’ll tell everyone you’re the co-creator. That didn’t quite satisfy him, so I sent him a letter, I put it in writing (in a letter dated 8/18/99), “To Whom It May Concern, this is to state that I consider Steve Ditko to be the co-creator of Spider-Man, along with me,” something like that. And I sent it to him and said you can show this to anyone you want to. And I found out that Steve still objected to that because he felt I used the word “consider”–I “consider Steve to be the co-creator.” Apparently he felt that wasn’t definite enough, so at that point I gave up, I mean, we just…I haven’t spoken to or heard from him since.
Ross: But do you yourself believe he co-created it?
(And it’s here that Stan’s façade falls away and, instead of giving one of his pat, rehearsed answers, he pauses, and you can see that this subject pains him and that he’s struggling to find some middle ground.)
Stan: I’m willing to say so.
Ross: That’s not what I’m asking you, Stan.Stan: No, and that’s the best answer I can give you.Ross: So it’s a no then, isn’t it?Stan: No, I really think the guy who dreams the thing up created it! You dream it up and then you give it to anybody to draw it.Ross: But if it had been drawn differently, it might not have been successful or a hit…Stan: Then I would have created something that didn’t succeed.Ross: Valid point.Stan: But I don’t want to…you made me say that in this documentary that you’re doing and I’m sorry I said it because I’m happy to say I consider Steve to be the co-creator.Ross: But you can see…Stan: I think if Steve wants to be called the co-creator, he deserves to be called the co-creator because he had done such a wonderful job.
It's a great essay all around, actually.
― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 20 February 2014 22:12 (twelve years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4z7xuDhMeg
― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 20 February 2014 22:29 (twelve years ago)
eh, mostly an apologia for industry standard business practices. overly generous to Stan as well, I think. Saying he's the most visible person from comics to those outside comics simply because he "had the personality" for it essentially true but elides the fact that his personality is one of a megalomaniacally self-promotional huckster.
and he confuses the issue of who deserves credit with who can legitimately legally claim it. he's right that Kirby didn't have much legal standing to claim ownership of Marvel's characters, and while that may not have been fair, its legal unfairness is sort of beside the point in assigning actual credit. obviously the creative process in any medium is convoluted and assigning sole credit is always going to ignore nuances and details, but Stan literally slapped his name all over everything, he was always aggressively promoting HIS name so that it would be synonymous with Marvel. No other editor did this (no one outside comics knows who the fuck Mort Weisinger is, because Mort didn't plaster his name and face all over every single thing that came across his desk).
― How dare you tarnish the reputation of Turturro's yodel (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 20 February 2014 22:34 (twelve years ago)
a notable, positive public face for comics for the last 50 years
a mendacious, self-serving, limiting and damaging public face for comics for the last 50 years
Marvel don’t even pay royalties on paper books or foreign printings, the chance of them paying ‘em on these are microscopic
He was still acting as a public figurehead for the company in the 90s though.
He still does now. He’s on a million-a-year salary (or was a few years ago) to be a “goodwill ambassador” for Marvel, ie to go into court when required and lie through his teeth that he made everything up and told everyone what to do, so that Marvel or Disney don’t pay anyone’s descendants anything at all from movies that make literally half a billion dollars.
http://wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net/80450F/comicsalliance.com/files/2014/01/AC041.jpg
― (D1CK$) (sic), Thursday, 20 February 2014 22:41 (twelve years ago)
For sure. Stan Lee should not get undue credit, let alone all the credit. But I do find the Stan Lee hate to be pretty unfair, too. Like you said, this is a story we've seen many times before, and once something becomes a legal property, let alone one generating millions of dollars, this stuff gets really messy/ugly. The flipside is like Paul McCartney trying to get change writing credit for "Yesterday." There's no debate. He wrote it. He's the only Beatle on it . But it's still credited to Lennon/McCartney. No long ago, McCartney wanted it changed to McCartney/Lennon, and fans and whomever threw a fit, before the request was denied anyway. Just too much at stake.
― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 20 February 2014 22:46 (twelve years ago)
http://www.norwegianwood.org/beatles/english/maclen/ppmcdcredits.jpg
― (D1CK$) (sic), Thursday, 20 February 2014 23:13 (twelve years ago)
also iirc he only wanted that Yesterday credit on the Anthology DEMO on which he is the only performer at all, Beatle or no, not to "change" it forever on all records
― (D1CK$) (sic), Thursday, 20 February 2014 23:17 (twelve years ago)
going by this brief snippet, Rocket sounds like...Bradley Cooper
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Udzfdl2xuw
― Number None, Thursday, 20 February 2014 23:33 (twelve years ago)
I'm with sic on this for sure and lol Funky had to make an appearance sooner or later
― How dare you tarnish the reputation of Turturro's yodel (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 20 February 2014 23:43 (twelve years ago)
love the interior and exterior decor/settings on panels 2 and 3 of that funky page
― Ward Fowler, Thursday, 20 February 2014 23:48 (twelve years ago)
that whole issue is wacky, I think that house is supposed to be like his family's Southern gothic mansion (maybe Kirby was deliberately going for a slave plantation reference I dunno)
― How dare you tarnish the reputation of Turturro's yodel (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 20 February 2014 23:53 (twelve years ago)
http://www.supermanartists.comics.org/silverage/FunkyFlashman-MMiracle06.JPG
― I got the Poison, I got the Rammellzee (sic), Friday, 21 February 2014 00:41 (eleven years ago)
http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/article/7/0/0/69700_v1.jpg
Stan apologizing to the stripper he stole the idea for Stripperella from
― have a nice blood (mh), Friday, 21 February 2014 02:36 (eleven years ago)
Don't disrespect Barda mh
http://i35.tinypic.com/ff24xh.jpg
― I got the Poison, I got the Rammellzee (sic), Friday, 21 February 2014 03:06 (eleven years ago)
interesting essay Josh
― Nhex, Friday, 21 February 2014 03:19 (eleven years ago)
It was via Ian from Phil D. upthread, so credit to him! It's a great essay.
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 21 February 2014 03:52 (eleven years ago)
no disrespect intended
― have a nice blood (mh), Friday, 21 February 2014 04:13 (eleven years ago)
can understand as unremittingly mediocre a comic bk writer as paul kupperberg wanting to be another houseroy
― Ward Fowler, Friday, 21 February 2014 10:02 (eleven years ago)
Great argument, A+
― Ian from Etobicoke (Phil D.), Friday, 21 February 2014 13:50 (eleven years ago)
thanks!
― Ward Fowler, Friday, 21 February 2014 13:57 (eleven years ago)
what the fuck is going on in Funky Flashman
― sent as gassed to onto rt dominance (DJP), Friday, 21 February 2014 14:43 (eleven years ago)
(never mind, wikipedia to the rescue and man have the lols doubled)
― sent as gassed to onto rt dominance (DJP), Friday, 21 February 2014 14:45 (eleven years ago)
I didn't know who Houseroy was supposed to be, but naturally Wikipedia helpfully linked to the appropriate person
― Nhex, Friday, 21 February 2014 14:56 (eleven years ago)
did you think they'd hire bradley cooper to sound like someone else
― a commentary on self-absorbed youth culture in the social media age (zachlyon), Saturday, 22 February 2014 03:06 (eleven years ago)
Just finished that Marvel book, and by no means does Stan Lee, flim flam man or no, come off worse than anyone else, who are all equally driven by ego, insecurity, greed and bitterness. I suppose only Ditko comes off OK, because he was the only one who just walked away. Kirby confusingly spends half his time complaining, and the other half repeatedly signing away his work for hire rights, coming back to Marvel, etc. (And for all the momentum his poor treatment gathered, he did himself a disservice by claiming he exclusively created everything about everything he worked on - even taking exclusive credit for Spider-man. Furthermore, it's not like Kirby's post-Marvel career produced much of note, either). All the artists complain about rights and royalties, but it seems like a pretty standard corporate environment; the guy who invented styrofoam is not getting royalties. All the writers and artists keep quitting Marvel for DC then come back in a few years, back and forth. Forgot all about Steve Gerber and Howard the Duck; dudes like him come off as genuinely subversive. Overall seems like a pretty petty, unpleasant place to work all around. Toward the end of the book, dudes like Todd McFarlane come off like total asses, but by then, the top artists were pulling in 5 figures a month, which is pretty nuts but I guess in line with the bubble model.
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 3 March 2014 14:40 (eleven years ago)
Oh, also, Stan Lee was good buds with Alain Resnais. Who knew?
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 3 March 2014 14:41 (eleven years ago)
In any other industry, there's generally room for advancement or a career path, though, right? Maybe Kirby eschewed that path by not starting his own studio or moving into management or editorial, but the truth is that being a creator/artist wasn't a long-term viable career path due to a number of factors. Even when he came back to Marvel, they wouldn't give him health insurance!
fwiw the two men who could lay claim to styrofoam include a guy who sold the patent for $$ and another who ended up as a research director at Dow chemical, so they certainly didn't hurt for that discovery
― have a nice blood (mh), Monday, 3 March 2014 14:57 (eleven years ago)
XPOSTLee wrote two screenplays for Resnais in the late 1960s, neither of which were produced. Lots of people knew because Stan banged on about it in his 'Bullpen Bulletins', etc.
Yr previous post is one of the most concentrated doses of historical inaccuracy, aesthetic ignorance and corporate apologia I've ever read, congrats.
― Ward Fowler, Monday, 3 March 2014 15:00 (eleven years ago)
You get pretty angry about this, which is fine, because this is nothing personal on my end. Please, correct me where I'm wrong. I'm just related my take on the book, and if that's wrong, take it up with Sean Howe.
xpost Yeah, actually, I mentioned this feud to my wife, who works in a corporate-creative environment where corporate owns the ideas creative comes up with, and she basically said the reward comes in work, not in royalties. I think Kirby - along with every other artist - got hosed when it came to money, but by no means was Kirby the only one. And he did get more work, just unfortunately in the era when it was not making money for the artists. And a collaborative field, at that. As the book points out, even Marvel as a whole was barely making anything off those early Marvel blockbusters like X-Men and Spider-man. The rights on a macro (company) and micro (creative) level were scattered to the corporate winds.
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 3 March 2014 15:05 (eleven years ago)
You know, one can decry or disagree with the corporate culture while still recognizing that it is an unfortunate reality.
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 3 March 2014 15:07 (eleven years ago)
kirby left behind a few dozen phone book sized collections of some of the most influential art of the century. his visual acumen and style are endlessly aped and still resoundingly fresh. he is best known by this generation as "king".lee leaves behind a few dozen phone book sized collections of predominantly ghostwritten collections of some of the most mercilessly re-re-re-re-rewritten ideas of the century. his tin ear is endlessly mocked by every writer in his profession. he is best known by this generation as the guy who narrates the old spider man cartoon and the dipshit who cameos in every marvel movie.
― PSY talks The Nut Job (forksclovetofu), Monday, 3 March 2014 15:07 (eleven years ago)
See, I have no problem with that, and think Kirby deserves every ounce of his reputation (and Lee little, at least as a creative). There's no argument there.
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 3 March 2014 15:10 (eleven years ago)
so people who care about the work get annoyed when, however abstractly, lee "comes off no worse than anyone else" and kirby "spends half his time complaining"
― PSY talks The Nut Job (forksclovetofu), Monday, 3 March 2014 15:11 (eleven years ago)
I'm just going from the book as written and reported. Lee comes off a blithe idiot, however essential (in whatever sense) he was to Marvel. But he is nothing (in the book) but consistent in his praise of Kirby, however disingenuous one finds it. But Kirby really does spend much of the story splitting his time between creating and completing, as do nearly all the creatives short McFarlane, who is like the Michael Bay of comics.
The question is, what did Kirby deserve (in the literal sense)? He wasn't unique in losing his rights, or facing the injustices of the corporate juggernaut. That's what I got from the book, at least, that it was always about the bottom line, even when the creative achievements elevated the works above mere revenue stream.
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 3 March 2014 15:14 (eleven years ago)
Creating and complaining, I meant.
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 3 March 2014 15:15 (eleven years ago)
Josh, what Marvel book are you talking about? Sounds worth reading.
― What is wrong with songs? Absolutely nothing. Songs are great. (DL), Monday, 3 March 2014 15:15 (eleven years ago)
"Marvel Comics: The Untold Story" by Sean Howe, which gets credit for actually being written rather than transcribed as another oral history.
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 3 March 2014 15:16 (eleven years ago)
XPOST
I'm not going to accuse you, Josh in Chicago, of arguing in bad faith, but the idea that you're simply recounting the factual content of the Howe book, rather than presenting your own highly partial (and frequently inaccurate) spin on it, is pretty disingenous imho.
― Ward Fowler, Monday, 3 March 2014 15:24 (eleven years ago)
I don't have a "highly partial" spin on in, because I have no dog in this fight. I started this thread because I had never heard of this title before, but then, I haven't read comics in 25 or 30 years. And I never worshipped Stan Lee or Jack Kirby, or gave either of them any thought until relatively recently, mostly because of the hubbub surrounding the latter and more specifically, only because a friend bought me the book for my birthday and I just read it. (Interestingly enough, Guardians of the Galaxy gets mentioned in passing maybe once or twice, I want to say mostly as a minor cult title of the '70s brought back in the '90s?). If I had my way, artists would retain the rights of their creations and get paid for it, but that's not how it works, not in comics, not in movies, not in music, which are all basically beholden to the same demonically practical "work for hire" curse. Should Kirby have gotten more money? Is that what it's about? Probably, but from the book it seems like all the writers and artists were underpaid and overworked, and no one kept the rights to their stuff. If it's just about reputation, then Kirby's got an unimpeachable reputation, but it is never about the reputation.
Was Stan Lee making money that Kirby should have been making? The book, at least, implied that Lee wasn't getting royalties or anything, either, stolen or shared credit or no.
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 3 March 2014 15:31 (eleven years ago)
One way it seems Marvel did vindictively screw Kirby is by withholding his original art, but that apparently came well after things became acrimonious and totally lawyered up.
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 3 March 2014 15:33 (eleven years ago)
I kind of want to read this Marvel book, but I must know: Does it contain any crazy Steve Ditko material? Really enjoy Ditko anecdotes, whether real or embellished.
― have a nice blood (mh), Monday, 3 March 2014 15:44 (eleven years ago)
Furthermore, it's not like Kirby's post-Marvel career produced much of note, either
JUSTPLANERONG
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:New_Gods_1971_1.jpg
― Ian Glasper's trapped in a scone (aldo), Monday, 3 March 2014 15:48 (eleven years ago)
I've said a few times, correct me! (I can't see the picture). I just know of his Marvel stuff. Never heard of the New Gods or whatever.
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 3 March 2014 15:48 (eleven years ago)
Have you heard... of Darkseid?
― have a nice blood (mh), Monday, 3 March 2014 15:49 (eleven years ago)
It's the cover of New Gods #1.
You must have heard of Darkseid or Mister Miracle, surely?
― Ian Glasper's trapped in a scone (aldo), Monday, 3 March 2014 15:50 (eleven years ago)
No. Wait, is that the villain that killed Superman? By "of note" i guess I was being ... glib? I just meant not on popular par with his more universal Marvel creations, not in the comic world. No one would make a Darkseid or Mister Miracle movie, would they?
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 3 March 2014 15:51 (eleven years ago)
(I only say that not implying that's the be-all and end all, or that they are lesser titles, just that's just where the money is these days)
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 3 March 2014 15:52 (eleven years ago)
Are Darkseid or Mister Miracle in any of the Batman cartoons? Do kids know who they are? I'm not sure I'd recognize either, but then, even when I read comics, I didn't read DC stuff.
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 3 March 2014 15:53 (eleven years ago)
No, although arguably Darkseid killed Batman a few years ago
― have a nice blood (mh), Monday, 3 March 2014 15:53 (eleven years ago)
Who was the one who killed Superman?
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 3 March 2014 15:54 (eleven years ago)
None of his post-Marvel creations ended up really resonating outside of the comics world, this is true (as awesome as The Fourth World is and all that)
― Nhex, Monday, 3 March 2014 15:55 (eleven years ago)
Darkseid and the New Gods were the focus of the entire last season of Smallville, which was on for ten years. Kids definitely know who he is. He was also the villian in the "Final Crisis" storyline of recent years at DC. He's one of the major Superman villains; it isn't Jack Kirby's fault that movie producers consistently go for Luther or Zod.
xxp that was Doomsday
― bi-polar uncle (its OK-he's dead) (Phil D.), Monday, 3 March 2014 15:56 (eleven years ago)
Oh come on, kids don't know who Darkseid is
― Nhex, Monday, 3 March 2014 15:56 (eleven years ago)
Roy took one look at the guy in the Metron-like chair and said : "Beef him up! If you're going to steal one of the New Gods, at least rip off Darkseid, the really good one!
-- Jim Starlin, explaining how Thanos was inspired by Darkseid
― have a nice blood (mh), Monday, 3 March 2014 15:57 (eleven years ago)
Darkseid was on Superfriends back in the 80s. that's the only thing i know about him because i remmeber from when i was a kid.
― set the trolls for the heart of the sun (how's life), Monday, 3 March 2014 15:57 (eleven years ago)
(thought that might be apropos considering the thread we're in)
― have a nice blood (mh), Monday, 3 March 2014 15:58 (eleven years ago)
Ha, so did Marvel rip him off to make their bad guy Apocalypse? They look similar.
I found that hilarious in the book, how an artist from Marvel would depart or DC or wherever and then immediately recycle their characters with slightly different names to get a rise out of their old cohorts. Steve Gerber appeared notorious for this.
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 3 March 2014 15:58 (eleven years ago)
tbf I don't know any kids.
― bi-polar uncle (its OK-he's dead) (Phil D.), Monday, 3 March 2014 15:58 (eleven years ago)
According to the ol' wiki, Darkseid has been in the following animated series: - Superman: The Animated Series - Justice League - Justice League Unlimited - Batman: The Brave and the Bold
― have a nice blood (mh), Monday, 3 March 2014 16:00 (eleven years ago)
No, Doomsday killed Superman.
I think I read speculation somewhere that Darkseid was the planned Big Bad in the Justice League movie, should it ever happen. And if pop culture is your touchstone, the New Gods were in Superfriends, Darkseid was in both the Superman and Batman animated series and Young Justice, and Season 10 of Smallville. He's also one of the bad characters in the Imaginationland saga in South Park.
The New Gods and their impact on the DC universe seem to have had the biggest effect on Grant Morrison, who you might have heard of. Seven Soldiers is entirely in the Kirbyverse, and 52 and Final Crisis can't exist without it. There's a decent argument also that All Star Superman is in the Kirby-era Jimmy Olsen and certainly has some of the same aspects.
Many xposts, all of which are still true.
― Ian Glasper's trapped in a scone (aldo), Monday, 3 March 2014 16:00 (eleven years ago)
I've heard of Grant Morrison, yeah. He makes a few appearances later in the book. Also seems a bit like a subversive bomb thrower.
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 3 March 2014 16:01 (eleven years ago)
So - not to get back off track with all this stuff - did Kirby retain the rights to Darkseid or Mister Miracle at DC?
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 3 March 2014 16:02 (eleven years ago)
If there's one thing I got from the book, it's that this world - both terrestrial and fictional - is massively complicated. Lots of writers/artists switching jobs, titles, duties, roles, back and forth, back and forth, hopping around ...
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 3 March 2014 16:04 (eleven years ago)
eh, justice league, superfriends. i don't really know the diff.
― set the trolls for the heart of the sun (how's life), Monday, 3 March 2014 16:04 (eleven years ago)
Which is the one with the Legion of Doom that lived in the swamp and had a bad guy named Solomon Grundy? That rings a bell from my childhood.
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 3 March 2014 16:05 (eleven years ago)
I'm trying to put this in perspective: kids know who Deadpool is. They don't know who Darkseid is. Yes, he's showed up in those awesome animated series and a bunch of comic mega-events that barely anyone read, even the Grant Morrison ones. (Of course, what I'm saying can't really be proved without scientific polling, I'm going with my gut, the stuff I see on library shelves and TV, etc.)
― Nhex, Monday, 3 March 2014 16:06 (eleven years ago)
kids don't know who Darkseid is
my kid knows who Darkseid is, because he is all over the Superman/Justice League cartoons
has it been pointed out that the uber-villain the Marvel movies are trotting out (Thanos) is basically a ripoff/"homage" of Darkseid?
― How dare you tarnish the reputation of Turturro's yodel (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 3 March 2014 16:25 (eleven years ago)
she is 6 btw
Is she white?
― bi-polar uncle (its OK-he's dead) (Phil D.), Monday, 3 March 2014 16:26 (eleven years ago)
While the comic book experts are out in force, I'm looking for a decent account of the late 80s/early 90s bubble. It sounds like it's been covered a bit in the Marvel book but if anyone can recommend a fuller picture - book or online - that would be super helpful.
― What is wrong with songs? Absolutely nothing. Songs are great. (DL), Monday, 3 March 2014 16:36 (eleven years ago)
yeah, I mentioned the Starlin/Thomas conversation about Thanos's creation xp
― have a nice blood (mh), Monday, 3 March 2014 16:36 (eleven years ago)
wtf kind of question is this?
― How dare you tarnish the reputation of Turturro's yodel (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 3 March 2014 16:37 (eleven years ago)
― AIDS (Hungry4Ass), Monday, 3 March 2014 16:39 (eleven years ago)
ILx memes: Summer 2008 collection
― bi-polar uncle (its OK-he's dead) (Phil D.), Monday, 3 March 2014 16:41 (eleven years ago)
ILX, where board jokes never die, even after six years
― Nhex, Monday, 3 March 2014 16:50 (eleven years ago)
The Marvel book gives a pretty full account of the late '80s/early '90s bubble.
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 3 March 2014 16:50 (eleven years ago)
Thanks Josh
― What is wrong with songs? Absolutely nothing. Songs are great. (DL), Monday, 3 March 2014 16:58 (eleven years ago)
The idea that we should be judging the worth of Kirby's post-Marvel career on how culturally ubiquitous or otherwise Mister Miracle is, is just asinine.
But to answer your question, DC gave Kirby some additional royalties for the New Gods characters at the same that he was embroiled in the artwork dispute with Marvel.
― Ward Fowler, Monday, 3 March 2014 16:59 (eleven years ago)
I'm not sure why we're questioning if kids know Kirby characters. Is it because we're pretending that comics are ostensibly for children, still, in 2014?
― have a nice blood (mh), Monday, 3 March 2014 17:05 (eleven years ago)
No. Look, Kirby's works are unimpeachable, but I don't believe you can say with a straight face that any of his post-Marvel work has anywhere the recognition and lasting influence that his Marvel stuff did. Yes, artists and die-hard fans will carry on his legacy and in the greater scheme of things, as a Great Artist/Man, the King will live on.
― Nhex, Monday, 3 March 2014 17:11 (eleven years ago)
xpost No, it's only because upthread someone pointed out (accurately) that no matter how much credit you give Stan Lee, he didn't contribute shit after his early tenure. My point (not that I'm debating Kirby's worth) is that by that standard, Kirby wasn't exactly churning out iconic works either post Marvel, or in between Marvel tenures, because the weird thing is, the guy went back! But I guess some people consider Darkseid iconic, so that's cool.
The people I think got hosed the most are the writers. Like him or hate him, no one doubts Stan Lee wrote a lot of the early stuff, right? It's not to Kirby's credit (in this book) that he continually dismisses the merits of the writer as basically space filler afterthoughts. I felt pretty bad for, say, Chris Claremont, who co-created several characters, too, and obviously a few iconic stories, but worked exclusively as a writer, so had a harder time hopping around from company to company doing freelance inking or whatever.
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 3 March 2014 17:12 (eleven years ago)
Darkseid has def had lasting influence (right down to the next Marvel blockbuster), but Marvel's higher level-of-recognition is surely down to the performance of their film properties in the past decade, which have easily surpassed DC's for reasons that don't have anything to do with Kirby or the quality of his ideas/work
― How dare you tarnish the reputation of Turturro's yodel (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 3 March 2014 17:13 (eleven years ago)
Like him or hate him, no one doubts Stan Lee wrote a lot of the early stuff, right?
are you reading this thread
― How dare you tarnish the reputation of Turturro's yodel (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 3 March 2014 17:15 (eleven years ago)
― have a nice blood (mh), Monday, 3 March 2014 17:16 (eleven years ago)
My point (not that I'm debating Kirby's worth) is that by that standard, Kirby wasn't exactly churning out iconic works either post Marvel, or in between Marvel tenures, because the weird thing is, the guy went back!
no, no, no, no, no, no way. I'm a Marvel Zombie all the way, but the Fourth World is as important in his oeuvre as his entire 60s Marvel output.
Recommended followup reading for Josh:http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51DrJ-DngVL._SY344_BO1,204,203,200_.jpg
― Taking Devil's Tower (by mashed potatoes) (WilliamC), Monday, 3 March 2014 17:17 (eleven years ago)
just the idea that you would have a single storyline spanning multiple titles and series - that idea is so central to superhero comics (and Marvel's films!) and that is Kirby all the way. he did that.
― How dare you tarnish the reputation of Turturro's yodel (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 3 March 2014 17:26 (eleven years ago)
doesn't that discount the efforts of the other writers and editors at '60s Marvel a bit?
― Nhex, Monday, 3 March 2014 17:30 (eleven years ago)
no because they didn't do that! Fourth World was the first.
― How dare you tarnish the reputation of Turturro's yodel (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 3 March 2014 17:32 (eleven years ago)
sure you might have Spider-man pop up for a few incidental panels in an FF issue or something, but having a long, unfolding story arc playing out across multiple concurrent series - Fourth World is the first.
― How dare you tarnish the reputation of Turturro's yodel (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 3 March 2014 17:33 (eleven years ago)
― How dare you tarnish the reputation of Turturro's yodel (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, March 3, 2014 12:26 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark
lol is that something to laud him for
― AIDS (Hungry4Ass), Monday, 3 March 2014 17:34 (eleven years ago)
I'm pretty sure '60s Marvel did invent the whole "See blah blah happened in issue #22 of Avengers!". As silly as that sounds, they were the first to create a comic universe where everything felt like it was all happening at the same time, in the same place, in this crazy '60s NYC w/mutants and Fantastic Four and Avengers and Spider-Man and so on. It was even semi-real time for a while. Kirby, of course was part of it. Fourth World was certainly more ambitious, but a natural follow-up to that work.
― Nhex, Monday, 3 March 2014 17:45 (eleven years ago)
I'm pretty sure '60s Marvel did invent the whole "See blah blah happened in issue #22 of Avengers!".
wrong
― How dare you tarnish the reputation of Turturro's yodel (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 3 March 2014 17:46 (eleven years ago)
haha yeah it's definitely an approach that's been abused, but I thought we were talking about impact/influence etc.
― How dare you tarnish the reputation of Turturro's yodel (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 3 March 2014 17:47 (eleven years ago)
At the least that Kirby book cover is awesome!!!!
When I say Lee wrote, perhaps you guys are taking me too, well, literally. I mean he wrote the dialog and stuff, not that he devised the stories.
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 3 March 2014 17:51 (eleven years ago)
And by early, I also mean eeaaaaarly. Stuff starts getting good once Lee steps back and lets hist dudes do their work. That's one of Kirby's (and Ditko's) points, that they were working pretty much independently, just turning in their stuff. I guess one of Lee's counterpoints is that they never saw the finished works when they were done, where things were changed, and given the micromanaging at work at Marvel (in the Shooter era he would complain about misdrawn shoelaces and make people redo covers; man, Shooter seemed like the worst boss), it's hard to believe even the work of Kirby, who Lee, again, consistently hires/boosts/lauds, made it from pen to press unchanged. But maybe!
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 3 March 2014 17:55 (eleven years ago)
Shakey, how is Nhex wrong? I'm looking at Avengers #7 and it has footnotes referring to Tales of Suspense #56 on page 1 and Journey Into Mystery #103 on page 2. Early Marvel was jammed full of cross-referenced universe and continuity construction.
― Taking Devil's Tower (by mashed potatoes) (WilliamC), Monday, 3 March 2014 17:57 (eleven years ago)
Lee was more aggressive with the in-panel notes but iirc Silver Age DC stuff (Flash etc.) was also doing this and earlier
― How dare you tarnish the reputation of Turturro's yodel (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 3 March 2014 17:59 (eleven years ago)
http://24.media.tumblr.com/544a31da06eb44b9e1e80785873a6f9c/tumblr_mnzbxz5ZX91suw3bto1_1280.jpg
― AIDS (Hungry4Ass), Monday, 3 March 2014 18:31 (eleven years ago)
As great as Kirby was, I'm somewhat sympathetic to Lee's idea that if Kirby didn't draw Spiderman somebody else would have. A character like Darth Vader is just as iconic and I doubt that the concept artists and costume designers who created his look get any royalties from all of the merchandising. It's highly unusual that Lucas even retained ownership of that stuff!
― wk, Monday, 3 March 2014 18:59 (eleven years ago)
I was just reading about that, or some of that, vis a vis Star Wars licensing. This is about the sequels:
http://money.cnn.com/magazines/fortune/fortune_archive/1997/08/18/230223/
But within is this blurb about the original toys:
The Star Wars toy license has an intriguing history. In 1977, Lucas granted Kenner the exclusive rights to produce Star Wars toys in perpetuity for $100,000 per year. Back then, of course, no one realized how valuable that right was, and for years Kenner made millions of dollars selling little plastic Princess Leias and R2-D2s. In 1991, Hasbro bought Kenner. But by then, sales of Star Wars toys were nonexistent, so a Hasbro accountant figured he could save the company $100,000 by not sending George Lucas a check. A year later a Lucas employee saw Galoob's product line at a trade show and asked the company whether it would be interested in making Star Wars toys. Galoob's management jumped at the chance, launched its own Star Wars line, and promoted it heavily. Hasbro struck back and convinced Lucas that it still wanted to make Star Wars toys after all, but Galoob had its foot in the door. This year Galoob will sell about $120 million worth of small-scale Star Wars toys; Hasbro will do about $200 million of larger pieces.
$$$
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 3 March 2014 19:11 (eleven years ago)
I was just looking through some Kirby art and I'd forgotten how great he was at the photo collage backgrounds. I think I associate it with Steranko more due to the fact that so many ideas came from Kirby that I have trouble pinning any specific one to him.
― have a nice blood (mh), Monday, 3 March 2014 19:27 (eleven years ago)
good piece here about just thathttp://www.printmag.com/illustration/jack-kirbys-collages-in-context/http://d1xcqlxj49e9dd.cloudfront.net/wp-content/uploads/f.-FF51.jpg
― PSY talks The Nut Job (forksclovetofu), Monday, 3 March 2014 19:32 (eleven years ago)
i trust that's lee's input as "it's both weird and beautiful"
― PSY talks The Nut Job (forksclovetofu), Monday, 3 March 2014 19:33 (eleven years ago)
The Fantastic Four Annual #6, 1968. Notice the margin note in Kirby’s handwriting for FF #51: “It is both weird and beautiful.”
:/
― have a nice blood (mh), Monday, 3 March 2014 19:51 (eleven years ago)
why the :/ face, mh
― Nhex, Monday, 3 March 2014 20:02 (eleven years ago)
I liked the idea of it being a trite Stan Lee description of great art
― have a nice blood (mh), Monday, 3 March 2014 20:04 (eleven years ago)
hah!
― Nhex, Monday, 3 March 2014 20:05 (eleven years ago)
let's get real, though -- if it was Stan, there is no way he'd use that few words
― have a nice blood (mh), Monday, 3 March 2014 20:06 (eleven years ago)
I think there are instances where the printing didn't do Kirby's original collage art justice, things just got really dark and muddy
― How dare you tarnish the reputation of Turturro's yodel (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 3 March 2014 20:16 (eleven years ago)
I think the marginal note is Kirby explaining what's going on, as an aid to Lee's dialogue and caption writing
love those photo collages
― Brad C., Monday, 3 March 2014 20:19 (eleven years ago)
by no means does Stan Lee, flim flam man or no, come off worse than anyone else
I think there are an awful lot of creators in the Howe book who come off a lot better than Lee - Jim Starlin and Steve Englehart, just off the top of my head. So again, this idea that yours is a dispassionate accounting of the Howe book, that you're "just going from the book as written and reported", is bullshit - you've got an agenda, a way of reading it, just like everyone else. It's just, your particular reading happens to be on the side of corporate theft and egregious credit stealing.
I suppose only Ditko comes off OK, because he was the only one who just walked away.
Except that like Kirby he went back to work at Marvel in the 1970s.
Kirby confusingly spends half his time complaining, and the other half repeatedly signing away his work for hire rights, coming back to Marvel, etc.
You don't "sign away" work for hire rights - by signing up for work for hire, you sign away your rights. Nobody knows for sure what kind of agreement Kirby had with Martin Goodman in the 1960s - Mark Evanier has suggested that Goodman made verbal promises to Kirby that he would 'do the right thing' by him, and of course never did, and probably had no intention of ever doing so. The fact that in the 1980s Marvel tied in the return of Jack's artwork with him signing away, once and for all, any rights to the Marvel characters he created strongly indicated that Marvel in fact had no contract, no work for hire agreements, no rights waiving documents signed by Kirby on file.
The Comics Journal interview - which, despite your assertion, is pretty much the only time that Kirby attacked Lee and Marvel in public - where Kirby claimed credit for EVERYTHING came on the back of this original artwork dispute, which was incredibly emotionally draining on the Kirby family, and by this point Kirby was frail of mind and body (and he had an interviewer in Gary Groth who was not going to stop Kirby from laying into Lee). Again, compare this to the thousands of interviews where Stan Lee has claimed credit for characters, stories and ideas that he didn't actually create.
Forgot all about Steve Gerber and Howard the Duck; dudes like him come off as genuinely subversive.
This is the same Steve Gerber who collaborated with Jack Kirby on the Destroyer Duck comic, which was an all-out attack on the greed of corporate entities like Marvel (aka 'Godcorp'.)
The similarities between Darkseid and Darth Vader are more than mere coincidence, imho.
The people I think got hosed the most are the writers. Like him or hate him, no one doubts Stan Lee wrote a lot of the early stuff, right?
When people like myself, Shakey, Forks and Sic have spent the last two hundred posts exactly expressing our doubts that Lee wrote "a lot" of the "early stuff" (by which I take you to mean the early Marvel superhero titles, not the Timely or Atlas comics that preceded FF#1) then is it any wonder we find your generalisations annoying and your reading comprehension pitiful?
felt pretty bad for, say, Chris Claremont, who co-created several characters, too, and obviously a few iconic stories, but worked exclusively as a writer, so had a harder time hopping around from company to company doing freelance inking or whatever.
Claremont was writing Marvel's best-selling comic at the time that royalties were first introduced, and consequently did extremely well financially compared to almost every superhero comic book writer before him. By the 1980s, 'star' creators like Claremont would invariably be signed to exclusive contracts where they would be guaranteed a certain amount of work every month and given health insurance and other benefits - so Claremont would have had no need to 'moonlight' elsewhere. It is also far easier to be prolific as a writer of comics than it is as an artist, so someone like Bill Mantlo could easily write five or more comics a month, an output impossible for most artists - unless they were Jack Kirby...
― Ward Fowler, Monday, 3 March 2014 20:42 (eleven years ago)
Again, as mentioned upthread, Kirby wrote pencil annotations on pretty much all his Marvel artwork explaining to Stan Lee what was going on. Lee would then write the dialogue and captions, based on these notes; I'm happy to accept Roy Thomas' argument that Lee often went out of his way to deliberately write counter to Kirby's suggestions, partly as a way to assert his own authorship.
― Ward Fowler, Monday, 3 March 2014 20:46 (eleven years ago)
...which usually made for disjunctive, frustrating reading.
A character like Darth Vader is just as iconic
loool, love this after the long "Darkseid is not iconic!" argudigression. note also "The Source" vs "The Force."
― Charles, hatless (sic), Monday, 3 March 2014 21:04 (eleven years ago)
loool MAYBE EVERYONE STOLE FROM KIRBY!!!!!111!!
Darth Vader's antecedents in science fiction pulps and movie serials are more than ample without dragging Darkseid into it.
― bi-polar uncle (its OK-he's dead) (Phil D.), Monday, 3 March 2014 21:09 (eleven years ago)
yeah, srsly
― Nhex, Monday, 3 March 2014 21:09 (eleven years ago)
surely someone on the internet has done a lengthy dissertation on iphone as mother box
― PSY talks The Nut Job (forksclovetofu), Monday, 3 March 2014 21:10 (eleven years ago)
Also, "The Force" was not "The Force" until waaaaay into the screenwriting process - it started as two things called "The Bogan" and "The Ashla," then became "The Force of Others," etc. etc. before getting whittled down.
― bi-polar uncle (its OK-he's dead) (Phil D.), Monday, 3 March 2014 21:11 (eleven years ago)
lol The Bogan? really?
― AIDS (Hungry4Ass), Monday, 3 March 2014 21:12 (eleven years ago)
Darth is actually more similar to Doctor Doom
― Number None, Monday, 3 March 2014 21:12 (eleven years ago)
In 1965 Ditko gave pretty much his only interview to a fanzine. I think this fabulously terse exchange is as close to the truth of Spider-Man's creation as we'll ever get:
Gary: Who originated Spider-man??Steve: Stan Lee thought the name up. I did costume, web gimmick on wrist, & spider signal.
Gary: Would you enjoy continuing on him?Steve: If nothing better comes along.http://ditkocultist.com/2012/03/05/steve-ditko-interview-the-comic-fan-2-1965/
― Ward Fowler, Monday, 3 March 2014 21:13 (eleven years ago)
for your iphone use:http://www.nathanarcher.me/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/fatherbox_768x1024_final.jpg
― PSY talks The Nut Job (forksclovetofu), Monday, 3 March 2014 21:13 (eleven years ago)
is the interview where stan says "he's willing" to share credit with ditko but feels like it was his idea and, as such, he's the creator on here anywhere?
― PSY talks The Nut Job (forksclovetofu), Monday, 3 March 2014 21:14 (eleven years ago)
It was quoted upthread
― Insane Prince of False Binaries (Gukbe), Monday, 3 March 2014 21:15 (eleven years ago)
right. that kinda covers it for me. like "hey i said the word 'spiderman' so my idea, so my success really if you think about it" is just the most GAH attitude
― PSY talks The Nut Job (forksclovetofu), Monday, 3 March 2014 21:17 (eleven years ago)
Yep. From one of Lucas's early 1975 drafts (note: "Windy" here is a character whose full name in the screenplay is "Mace Windy," which would of course become "Mace Windu" 24 years later in Phantom Menace):
LUKE (CONT’D)In another time, long before the Empire, and before the Republic had been formed, a holy man called the Skywalker became aware of a powerful energy field which he believed influenced the destiny of all living creatures…BIGGSThe “FORCE OF OTHERS”!LUKEYes, and after much study, he was able to know the force, and it communicated with him. He came to see things in a new way. His “aura” and powers grew very strong. The Skywalker brought a new life to the people of his system, and became one of the founders of the Republic Galactica.WINDYThe “FORCE OF OTHERS” talked to him!?!LUKEIn a manner different from the way we talk. As you know, the “FORCE OF OTHERS” has two halves: Ashla, the good, and Bogan, the paraforce or evil part. Fortunately, Skywalker came to know the good half and was able to resist the paraforce; but he realized that if he taught others the way of the Ashla, some, with less strength, might come to know Bogan, the dark side, and bring unthinkable suffering to the Universe.For this reason, the Skywalker entrusted the secret of THE FORCE only to his twelve children, and they in turn passed on the knowledge only to their children, who became known as the Jedi Bendu of the Ashla: “the servants of the force”. For thousands of years, they brought peace and justice to the galaxy. At one time there were several hundred Jedi families, but now there are only two or three.
BIGGSThe “FORCE OF OTHERS”!
LUKEYes, and after much study, he was able to know the force, and it communicated with him. He came to see things in a new way. His “aura” and powers grew very strong. The Skywalker brought a new life to the people of his system, and became one of the founders of the Republic Galactica.
WINDYThe “FORCE OF OTHERS” talked to him!?!
LUKEIn a manner different from the way we talk. As you know, the “FORCE OF OTHERS” has two halves: Ashla, the good, and Bogan, the paraforce or evil part. Fortunately, Skywalker came to know the good half and was able to resist the paraforce; but he realized that if he taught others the way of the Ashla, some, with less strength, might come to know Bogan, the dark side, and bring unthinkable suffering to the Universe.
For this reason, the Skywalker entrusted the secret of THE FORCE only to his twelve children, and they in turn passed on the knowledge only to their children, who became known as the Jedi Bendu of the Ashla: “the servants of the force”. For thousands of years, they brought peace and justice to the galaxy. At one time there were several hundred Jedi families, but now there are only two or three.
― bi-polar uncle (its OK-he's dead) (Phil D.), Monday, 3 March 2014 21:20 (eleven years ago)
http://pulphope.blogspot.com/2007/06/mother-box.html
― How dare you tarnish the reputation of Turturro's yodel (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 3 March 2014 21:20 (eleven years ago)
OK, you're right, George Lucas is a worse writer than Stan Lee
― Charles, hatless (sic), Monday, 3 March 2014 21:22 (eleven years ago)
George Lucas : Jar Jar Binks :: Jack Kirby : Flippa Dippa
http://www.armagideon-time.com/img/110819/0819a.jpg
― bi-polar uncle (its OK-he's dead) (Phil D.), Monday, 3 March 2014 21:29 (eleven years ago)
Guys, guys. The Masters of the Universe movie is the Kirby New Gods ripoff you're looking for. There were even boom tubes!
― Surprise, It's My Butt (Old Lunch), Monday, 3 March 2014 21:37 (eleven years ago)
Taking this needlessly seriously, Lucas is much closer to Kirby than he is to Lee - both George and Jack are bricolagists, to borrow Levi-Strauss' term (and of course Joseph Campbell is kind of like a Stan Lee-version of Levi-Strauss) I don't think it diminishes Kirby's creative powers to acknowledge that he was highly receptive to popular films, tv, books - and especially popular science-type mags, where he got most of his collage images - and both Kirby and Lucas have, yes, deeply-ingrained pulp tastes and sympathies. There are even similarities to their 'late work' - that same sense of hermetic sealed-offness from the niceties of conventional storytelling.
― Ward Fowler, Monday, 3 March 2014 21:38 (eleven years ago)
And Lucas knew his comics, didn't he - I seem to remember that he was pretty closely involved with the original Marvel Star Wars comic book, and both Kirby and Lucas are known to be admirers of Alex Raymond's work on Flash Gordon. As someone pointed out there are definite Doctor Doom-like elements to Vader, so I really don't think it's that far-fetched to see some Kirby elements in Star Wars, just as you can see Kirby processing Star Wars and Close Encounters in his own 1970s comics.
― Ward Fowler, Monday, 3 March 2014 21:42 (eleven years ago)
Have I mentioned that I have a secret agenda, one that I've thoroughly thought out and also stolen, that I've intended all doing to unleash on this corner of the internet? You're laughing now ...
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 3 March 2014 21:45 (eleven years ago)
You should write a book.
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 3 March 2014 21:46 (eleven years ago)
Hey I watched the trailer again, I think this movie is going to be good fun.
― lauded at conferences of deluded psychopaths (Sparkle Motion), Monday, 3 March 2014 22:19 (eleven years ago)
can we stay off-topic, please
― Charles, hatless (sic), Monday, 3 March 2014 22:28 (eleven years ago)
Pretty sure Ditko did quite a few fanzine interviews in the 60s, maybe 3 to 5 but they were all quite short.
Eric Stanton claimed he had significant input on Spiderman (mainly the webshooters I think). Recently his daughter backed up those claims in Creativity Of Ditko. Personally I thought it sounded quite credible.
Personally I wish Ditko and Kirby did all their main work with Joe Gill and none of their work turned into films, cartoons and toys. Or that Kirby went with Ditko in 66 and made that company (although that could have been a myth)Ditko proposed and hopefully it would have suceeded. American comic industry as it is seems like a horrible alternate reality we are stuck with.
― Robert Adam Gilmour, Monday, 3 March 2014 22:29 (eleven years ago)
Is that Stanton's daughter claiming that her father created Spider-Man's webshooters? Or did Stanton himself claim it somewhere and his daughter is now 'backing up' his claim? Either way, I'm sceptical, to say the least.
Joe Gill? Seriously?
― Ward Fowler, Monday, 3 March 2014 22:36 (eleven years ago)
As the dude who started the thread, I gotta say, yeah, the trailer does look fun.
With that out of the way, what do you guys (who know/care - passionately! - about this more than I do) make of Kirby and the Kirby estate's claims that he is also the sole creator of Spider-Man?
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 3 March 2014 22:45 (eleven years ago)
that has been argued about somewhere on ILX, I forget where - iirc we determined that he may have had some input into the costume and that's about it. I had thought there was more to it than that but was proved wrong.
― How dare you tarnish the reputation of Turturro's yodel (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 3 March 2014 22:46 (eleven years ago)
or did he do some layouts for the first issue that got thrown out? feel like I'm forgetting something
― How dare you tarnish the reputation of Turturro's yodel (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 3 March 2014 22:47 (eleven years ago)
That's what struck me as tragic about Kirby. There is no denying his talent or influence. There is no denying his creativity. But his bitterness, justified or no, did seem to get the better of him, and perhaps he became too fervent about sole ownership that he overreached a little. Because he did claim, a few times, that he was also the creator of Spider-man, and his family has included Spider-man in their lawsuits. Which unfortunately degrades his case a little, because as muddy as his claims are on the other titles - in the legal sense, not saying he doesn't deserve his credit - his connection to Spider-man is more tenuous.
Kirby fans, what do you think his estate deserves?
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 3 March 2014 22:50 (eleven years ago)
I found this:
http://io9.com/5363689/who-created-spider-man
Which at the least has this cool Ditko illustration:
http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/t_ku-medium/17jcpbcc4cm21jpg.jpg
Also a great, err, illustration of the Ditko/Lee conflict.
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 3 March 2014 22:51 (eleven years ago)
Plus, the normal considerations of who the "creator" of a comics character is, Ditko's claims are informed as much by his Objectivism as by the mores of the industry.
― bi-polar uncle (its OK-he's dead) (Phil D.), Monday, 3 March 2014 22:57 (eleven years ago)
OMG, see, I just read that book and I already totally forgot he was an Ayn Rand acolyte!
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 3 March 2014 23:02 (eleven years ago)
As I say, Kirby made the claim chiefly in a rather (factually) unreliable very late interview with the Comics Journal, and said it within the context of an all-out attack on Stan Lee and Marvel Comics. It's worth pointing out in all this that, leaving aside greed and glory-grabbing and all the rest, both Lee and Kirby had truly atrocious memories.
I mean, Kirby did pencil the first Spider-Man cover, as well as a few other interior pin-ups etc; and he did create, with Joe Simon, a character called The Fly just a couple of years before Spider-Man made his debut:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/cf/Adventures_of_the_Fly_no_1.png
But no, there's no real credible evidence that he had anything to do with Spider-Man's creation, as such. I can quite believe that Stan came up with the name Spider-Man - Lee had a bit of a thing for animal-named characters anyway, hence Spider-Man fighting The Lizard, The Rhino, The Vulture etc - and then handed it over to Ditko to visualise (ditto 'Doctor Strange'). The soap opera content of even the early Spider-Man strips is much closer to Lee's sensibility than it is to Ditko's (or Kirby's). I don't think anyone has ever really established when the 'Marvel Style' took hold, but certainly at some point Ditko was entirely plotting Spider-Man, and Lee dialoguing and editing it.
One final thing before I let this thread return to its main topic - long after Kirby's departure, new artists were instructed to draw in the Kirby manner. Even the top tier of Marvel artists, people like John Buscema, John Romita, Gene Colan and Gil Kane, who already had well-established careers in comics by the time they drew for Marvel, studied and copied Kirby's dynamic storytelling/composition. Quite often Kirby would be assigned by Stan to provide basic breakdowns/plots for older, stiffer artists like Werner Roth, so that they could get a feel for the Marvel style. His work is everywhere at Marvel, even when you can't see it...or see a credit.
― Ward Fowler, Monday, 3 March 2014 23:10 (eleven years ago)
Oh for sure, and that's in the book, too. Stan Lee never, never detracts from Kirby, and in fact offers him up as an exemplar. For decades! That's perhaps why, to some, Lee, for all his general worthlessness, often comes off better than Kirby, for all his genius. In a world of eccentrics and malcontents, he maybe understood the importance of image off the page, though his ambitions rarely appears overtly Machiavellian, imo. He's a company man through and through, though by the end even Stan Lee is suing.
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 3 March 2014 23:22 (eleven years ago)
OK, one more post - this is from Kirby biographer Mark Evanier's the F.A.Q. about Jack:
Did Jack design Spider-Man's costume?
No. Steve Ditko designed the distinctive costume we all know and love. Jack did claim to have presented the idea to Stan Lee of doing a hero named Spiderman (no hyphen) who walked on walls and had other spider-themed powers — a claim which Stan vociferously denies.
But for all the things Jack did well, he was not great at being interviewed. He occasionally got carried away or confused. There was one interview where, without realizing what he was saying, he said he'd created Superman. Needless to say, he never really believed that but somehow, that's what came out of his mouth.
This kind of thing most often occurred when the topic veered near an instance where Jack felt he'd been undercredited and undercompensated, and Spider-Man was such a case. In at least one such conversation, he misspoke and claimed he'd designed the costume for the final version of Spider-Man. I'm guessing the gaffe had something to do with the fact that he did pencil the cover of Amazing Fantasy #15 with the first appearance of that costume. There were a number of cases where Jack designed a character on a cover, and then Don Heck or Dick Ayers or someone else drew the interior story, following his design. In this case, however, the cover was drawn after Stan had rejected one drawn wholly by Ditko.
Jack knew that. And he also knew what it was like to have someone else claim credit for your ideas. So he very much regretted the error.
― Ward Fowler, Monday, 3 March 2014 23:37 (eleven years ago)
http://www.newsfromme.com/writings/the-jack-faq/4/
― Ward Fowler, Monday, 3 March 2014 23:38 (eleven years ago)
Big digression: Evanier = Isaac Asimov to me. Workmanlike, prolific, seems never to have had a moment of writer's block in his life, nice clean prose style, occasionally very good but never brilliant.
― I can't turn my heart into a nabkin dispender. (WilliamC), Monday, 3 March 2014 23:45 (eleven years ago)
Stanton and Ditko were together from late 50s to late 60s I think (roughly a decade anyway) and they helped each other with their work. In an interview Stanton said he suggested the webshooter idea and assisted in creating fight scenes. It wasnt a lot and Stanton never tried to convince anyone and seemed to want to respect Ditko's wishes to not tell people about their time together. Some people think Gwen Stacy is based on the Sweeter Gwen bondage character that they collaborated on. His daughter Amber Stanton felt she should talk up the small contribution to the creation of Spiderman. Neither claimed that he made some massive redesign like Bill Finger did for Bob Kane. Ditko was like god to me when I was a teen, but the more I read about him, the more it seemed that he was dishonest and obtuse with some people, even though he was generally a good guy in most situations. But the fight scenes during that era are more elaborate and I think most people believe Ditko lies about his inking on the Stanton bondage art.
Joe Gill was one of the most prolific writers in comics (possibly a runner up to the record breaking Paul S Newman) but now and then I think he produced memorable stories with ambiguous, mysterious endings. This may be faint praise but he was more concise and smooth than other writers of the era. I think he written more varied plots too. The 50s-70s is probably my favorite era for art, but those comics are mostly a horrendous chore in terms of dialogue/captions; and he stuck out in my mind as a guy who got out of the way a bit more and didnt overwrite things. I dont know why anyone would prefer Stan Lee to Joe Gill. Stan Lee has the business/cheerleading skills to make Marvel characters famous, but as I say above, I'm not sure that's anything to celebrate. As a writer he forgotten characters names (Peter Palmer, Robert Banner anyone?, which is why he preferred allitterative names), he praised his best artists for not needing any dialogue to tell the story yet added unecessary chunks of it (my theory is that that a lot of american comics writers were conscious of reassuring parents about kids reading wordier comics and/or that the writers sometimes wanted to make their presence felt more and overdid it), he also repeated names, ideas and pieces of dialogue quite a lot(he always admitted he has a really bad memory). I've seen Stan Lee write well, but he tended to overdo things.
― Robert Adam Gilmour, Monday, 3 March 2014 23:45 (eleven years ago)
Also Stan Lee seems to have said that Ditko basically created Dr Strange or submitted the concept or something like that.
― Robert Adam Gilmour, Monday, 3 March 2014 23:47 (eleven years ago)
Did Kirby suffer from any sort of mental illness?
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 3 March 2014 23:48 (eleven years ago)
I don't think so, he just suffered from laserlike focus on the page in front of him.
― I can't turn my heart into a nabkin dispender. (WilliamC), Monday, 3 March 2014 23:50 (eleven years ago)
Proving Ditko's creation of Iron Man's red/yellow costume and Hulk's anger transformations are a lot harder to verify. I've totally forgotten exactly what Bill Everett did in creating Daredevil and if Kirby was involved in that at all.
Even though I occasionally jump into these discussions, getting into a Comics Journal site pissing match over who deserves credit for what is something I dont have nearly as much enthusiasm for anymore (tied to me having a lot less reverence for these comics) and I've forgotten a lot of things. I dont have it in me anymore to be the guy who reads every issue of Alter Ego and chases down facts anywhere they can.
― Robert Adam Gilmour, Monday, 3 March 2014 23:55 (eleven years ago)
half-hour xpost:
nobody takes this seriously, and as Ward notes, that TCJ interview has both Kirby plainly overreaching for rhetorical effect, and, at almost 70, remembering so erratically that Roz is present to keep him on track; but of course adding fiery bias in the middle of the art return situation.
Evanier has also noted that Kirby was never good at linear conversation, because his mind was always going in too many directions at once; that sometimes Jack would pick up in the middle of a conversation from months or years before, and one wouldn't realise until later that he'd said something useful and profound, as opposed to a baffling non-sequitur.
― Charles, hatless (sic), Tuesday, 4 March 2014 00:01 (eleven years ago)
I think most people believe Ditko lies about his inking on the Stanton bondage art.
One presumes that Ditko simply thinks of himself as not deserving any credit for this work, hence denying it. (Or that since he chose not to be credited, that choice should stand.)
― Charles, hatless (sic), Tuesday, 4 March 2014 00:12 (eleven years ago)
That is a possibility and I've seen people state that theory but the way people have described Ditko's response to that question makes it sound as if he flat out denies any involvement.
Are you Charles Hatfield by any chance?
― Robert Adam Gilmour, Tuesday, 4 March 2014 00:20 (eleven years ago)
I'm Steve Ditko by the way
― How dare you tarnish the reputation of Turturro's yodel (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 4 March 2014 00:45 (eleven years ago)
I'm actually Stan Lee. I'm very hurt by most of the comments in this thread
― Number None, Tuesday, 4 March 2014 00:54 (eleven years ago)
You stole my user name, jerk.
― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 4 March 2014 01:07 (eleven years ago)
I was Number None years ago, back when I was called No One's Numb. But I came up with the original idea first.
― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 4 March 2014 01:08 (eleven years ago)
I'm Nien Nunb and you all ripped my jowly ass off.
― EZ Snappin, Tuesday, 4 March 2014 01:11 (eleven years ago)
In 1987, Ditko was presented a Comic-Con International Inkpot Award in absentia, accepted on his behalf by Renegade Press publisher Deni Loubert, who had published Ditko's World the previous year. Ditko refused the award, and returned it to Loubert after having phoned her to say, "Awards bleed the artist and make us compete against each other. They are the most horrible things in the world. How dare you accept this on my behalf". At his behest, Loubert returned the award to the convention organizers.
Oh, Ditko anecdotes. imo if Ditko didn't want credit for something, it's because he felt he didn't do the full thing, or that taking credit would imply he was taking credit from someone else
― have a nice blood (mh), Tuesday, 4 March 2014 01:37 (eleven years ago)
Aldo: Seven Soldiers is entirely in the Kirbyverse
Nah – Vigilante’s Mort Meskin (in the ‘40s – rest of the first issue characters also date this far back, though I dunno who created them), Shining Knight was Creig Flessel (also 1941), Zatanna was Gardner Fox and Urphy Manderson and obv derived from Fred Guardineer’s Zatara, Frankenstein was Mary Shelley et alias, Bulleteer is Morrison’s own. Obv lots of Kirby too! But not even in a New Godsian Kirbyverse – Guardian was S&K in the 40s, Klarion is from The Demon, not Fourth World. Dorian: I'm looking for a decent account of the late 80s/early 90s bubble
Eric Reynolds did the best (basically the only) reporting on the destruction of the bubble post-Marvel buying Heroes World, including being the only person to get the deal memo that allowed DC to buy Diamond. You want Newswatch sections in TCJs around 1995 for this; they sell a year’s subscription to the scanned archives. Michael Dean did a long multi-part examination of the formation and swelling of Image around 2000, again in TCJ. And the third part of this free-to-read Dean piece might be of some primer interest: http://classic.tcj.com/history/a-comics-journal-history-of-the-direct-market-part-one/ All JiC:
Yeah, they didn’t hold onto a few hundred pieces of his thousands of pieces of ‘60s art until 25 years later, this makes sense.
Lee was on a salary as well, and in a position of power. And as I noted upthread, was on a stipend of a million a year as late as the ‘00s to go into court and lie outright about how no artist ever came up with anything themselves be a “goodwill ambassador” for Marvel. Lee also gets to put his name on and collect money from the Spider-Man newspaper strip to this day.
What did Gerber turn Man-Thing into at DC in the ‘70s? What did Gerber turn Omega The Unknown into at DC in the 70s? What similarities do you think Howard The Duck and Destroyer Duck had, beyond not being called Howard The Person and Destroyer Dude?
but worked exclusively as a writer, so had a harder time hopping around from company to company doing freelance inking or whatever.
Yeah, no writer in the history of comics has ever been able to work for more than one company at once, because it’s so much more time-laborious to write a comic – especially Marvel-style - than to draw 24 pages. And Claremont didn’t buy a private jet with his X-Men royalties.
If I had my way, artists would retain the rights of their creations and get paid for it, but that's not how it works, not in comics
King Features Syndicate. Universal Press Syndicate. Register And Tribune Syndicate. The Village Voice. Private Eye. Harvey Comics. Warren Publishing. The Print Mint. Last Gasp. Apex Novelties. Rip Off Press. Kitchen Sink Press. Company & Sons. The East Village Other. Oz. Knockabout Press. Quality Comics. Aardvark-Vanaheim. Eclipse Publishing. First Comics. NBM. Capital Comics. Fantagraphics Books, Inc. Dark Horse Comics. Renegade Press. Slave Labor Graphics. Atomeka. Deadline. Drawn & Quarterly. Spider-Baby Comics & Graphics. Tundra Publishing. L’Asso. Oog & Blik. Alternative Comics. Fat Man Press. Antarctic Press. Image Comics. Cartoon Books. Bongo Comics. Tragedy Strikes. Double Diamond. Highwater Books. Oni Press. Top Shelf. Buenaventura Press. Picturebox. Koyama Press. Pigeon Press. Oily Comics. Retrofit Books. That’s top of the head*, but I can go on after you refute these.
*I had to check Fat Man Press, tipping the hat to Ward’s location
― Charles, hatless (sic), Tuesday, 4 March 2014 02:13 (eleven years ago)
I get it, dude. I'm happy to be called out as wrong or inaccurate or whatever. Again, no dog in this fight, and I'm glad there are people like you who care about this more than I do. But the arts are absolutely clogged with people taken advantage of, or taking advantage of, or stealing, or being stolen from, or otherwise not getting what they deserve or think they deserve. Millionaires suing for more millions, paupers suing for pennies. Money corrupts everything. Really, you take this so much more seriously than I do, so much more passionately, so much more personally - which is cool, advocate/argue away - that I'm fine saying ... I consider you to be 100% right in every regard.
― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 4 March 2014 02:24 (eleven years ago)
In the case of the Stanton/Ditko stuff, I really dont think that was the issue. I dont think anyone was under the impression he was the sole author of those. But maybe someone thought he was the sole author and he denied it because some of them almost look like he was going solo. He tends to be incredibly precise in stating what his contribution to anything was (unlike everyone else around him, he seems to remember everything), everyone is used to the amount of collaboration (although I have been wondering if assistants in japanese comics arent a bit too hidden). There are images in that stuff that look like he was doing a large amount of drawing. Some pencillers work very loose (I think they call that "Breakdowns" sometimes) including himself (which is why other people inking him tended to look like a horrible clash of styles). I'd love a complete book of that Stanton/Ditko but those comics were extremely rare (and it might really piss off Ditko if a book like that is sold largely on his name). Fantagraphics reprinted a couple and the Greg Theakston/Pure Imagination books did some too, but they arent always easy to find.
Someone else on the issue (with comments from Steve Bissette)...http://fourrealities.blogspot.co.uk/2008/08/interminable-examination-of.html
― Robert Adam Gilmour, Tuesday, 4 March 2014 02:38 (eleven years ago)
cormics
― a commentary on self-absorbed youth culture in the social media age (zachlyon), Tuesday, 4 March 2014 02:57 (eleven years ago)
mervil
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I consider you to be 100% right in every regard.
Josh in Chicago's breath smells and he has a stupid haircut.
― Charles, hatless (sic), Tuesday, 4 March 2014 04:01 (eleven years ago)
Don't forget the cooties! I caught them from the comics.
― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 4 March 2014 04:09 (eleven years ago)
But it was just a casual thing.
― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 4 March 2014 04:12 (eleven years ago)
Sick, dude, sick.
― Nhex, Tuesday, 4 March 2014 04:23 (eleven years ago)
xp Thanks sic. That's really helpful.
― What is wrong with songs? Absolutely nothing. Songs are great. (DL), Tuesday, 4 March 2014 11:10 (eleven years ago)
Huh, I had no idea the Kirby kids lost their most recent appeal last year:
http://comicsbeat.com/marvel-wins-appeal-by-in-lawsuit-brought-by-jack-kirbys-heirs/
Reading the (generally measured) comments under that link, this whole tale is wrapped up as much in the embarrassment that is US copyright law as it is artists rights, so it's probably fitting that Disney bought Marvel, given their historic (mouse) hands in the broader legal mess.
That said, folks above who rightly or wrongly dismissed Kirby's claims to Spider-man as the egged-on rants of an agitated '70s year-old, how does that explain Spider-man's repeated appearances in legal claims made by his estate after his passing? Again, no agenda here. Assume, as many of you do, that I am pursuing this from a position of absolute ignorance.
― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 4 March 2014 14:22 (eleven years ago)
Overreach? I don't think anyone is saying that legally Jack Kirby or his estate have a bulletproof case, only that he and other (co-)creators were screwed over.
The point that their work was for hire, for a corporation, might ring fairly true in 2014. But the piece you're missing is that comics weren't that profitable of a business, and surely not a large corporate business, when Jack Kirby and others started out, and as Marvel grew, he was made a number of promises or assurances that were repeatedly ignored or reneged on.
It might mean nothing legally, but the bad faith actions undertaken over the course of _decades_ toward Kirby and others is gross. A lot of that falls on Stan Lee, because as the public face of Marvel and their actual employee (as opposed to contract worker) he got a lot of sweetheart deals where he was paid extra for being a creator, or credited for works, where others were not.
― have a nice blood (mh), Tuesday, 4 March 2014 14:57 (eleven years ago)
Oh, totally, no question. And that sucks. But as one of those comments in that thing I linked (which goes into great detail about copyright and the nature of work for hire, post 1909 and post-76 or whenever) put it:
The lesson of DC stealing Superman is to always watch out for your own interests because people will screw you. The lesson of Kirby and Marvel is a far more complicated one than that.
― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 4 March 2014 14:59 (eleven years ago)
I think what we're getting at is you're painting Kirby as a complete incompetent about business affairs and cherry-picking to justify that and it's irritating.
― have a nice blood (mh), Tuesday, 4 March 2014 15:02 (eleven years ago)
No, what I'm painting Kirby as is absolutely not unique in his situation, despite the magnitude of his contributions. If he were completely ignorant about business affairs it would appear that he was taken advantage of in a predatory fashion. What he is, imo, is a high profile victim of onerous but unfortunately legally established policy.
― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 4 March 2014 15:06 (eleven years ago)
That is, there's a conflict at work here between what's ethical and legal, and the two don't always resolve.
― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 4 March 2014 15:08 (eleven years ago)
The point that their work was for hire, for a corporation, might ring fairly true in 2014.
Not "might" or "fairly" but this is HOW BUSINESS IS DONE in creative fields for most work. Contract work, signing over your IP rights, signing non-competition agreements, etc. This is how things are done now, with everyone paranoid about copyright law and stuff. It would be ridiculous to imagine that 30/40 years ago it was any better.
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 4 March 2014 15:12 (eleven years ago)
Absolutely sad and true.
― Nhex, Tuesday, 4 March 2014 15:15 (eleven years ago)
I think that, prior to Marvel, Kirby had largely been protected by his business/creative partner Joe Simon, who was no fool when it came to things like copyright etc.
― Ward Fowler, Tuesday, 4 March 2014 15:20 (eleven years ago)
ehh, he kinda was incompetent, inasmuch as he had a total "artist's brain" and didn't have the mindset to dedicate himself to business matters.
What he is, imo, is a high profile victim of onerous but unfortunately legally established policy.
see upthread - Marvel didn't introduce WFH until the '70s, and then in legally-dubious back-of-the-cheque form. Gerber would routinely cross it out.
see previous, and also please go through my list of publishers and syndicates upthread and explain how each of those ever existed.
― Charles, hatless (sic), Tuesday, 4 March 2014 15:42 (eleven years ago)
inasmuch as he had a total "artist's brain" and didn't have the mindset to dedicate himself to business matters.
cf how by-all-accounts happy he was at Ruby-Spears, churning out endless demented presentation drawings (for Woodring to ink!), none of which had a hope of ever making it to screen, but being paid well to do so.
― Charles, hatless (sic), Tuesday, 4 March 2014 15:44 (eleven years ago)
how each of those never existed.
― Charles, hatless (sic), Tuesday, 4 March 2014 15:45 (eleven years ago)
Hello, my name is Professor Shabazz K. Morton. In 1895, at the Tuskagee Institute in Alabama, a black man named George Washington Carver developed a new method of soil improvement through crop rotation to end the South African cultural dependence on cotton alone. As a result, Carver came up with hundreds of industrial uses for the peanut. Sure, industrial uses. Meanwhile, one night, he's having a few friends over to his house for dinner. And one of them leans over and says to Dr. Carver, "Excuse me, George? What's that you're putting on your bread?" Carver says, "Oh, that's nothing but a butter substitute that I made from peanuts. I can't digest all that animal fat, you know." So the other fellow tasted it, and he says, "Hmm, this tastes pretty good, man. Mind if we take a peek at the recipe?" And Dr. Carver says, "Take a peek? Man, you can have it. Who's gonna eat butter made out of peanuts? No, I'm working on a method to compress peanuts into phonograph needles." So, Professor Carver's two dinner guests, Edward "Skippy" Williamson and Frederick "Jif" Armstrong - two white men - stole George Washington Carver's recipe for peanut butter, copyrighted it, and reaped untold fortunes from it. While Dr. Carver died penniless and insane, still trying to play a phonograph record with a peanut. This has been "Black History Minute". I'm Professor Shabazz K. Morton. Good night.
Meanwhile, one night, he's having a few friends over to his house for dinner. And one of them leans over and says to Dr. Carver, "Excuse me, George? What's that you're putting on your bread?" Carver says, "Oh, that's nothing but a butter substitute that I made from peanuts. I can't digest all that animal fat, you know." So the other fellow tasted it, and he says, "Hmm, this tastes pretty good, man. Mind if we take a peek at the recipe?" And Dr. Carver says, "Take a peek? Man, you can have it. Who's gonna eat butter made out of peanuts? No, I'm working on a method to compress peanuts into phonograph needles."
So, Professor Carver's two dinner guests, Edward "Skippy" Williamson and Frederick "Jif" Armstrong - two white men - stole George Washington Carver's recipe for peanut butter, copyrighted it, and reaped untold fortunes from it. While Dr. Carver died penniless and insane, still trying to play a phonograph record with a peanut.
This has been "Black History Minute". I'm Professor Shabazz K. Morton. Good night.
― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 4 March 2014 15:49 (eleven years ago)
http://vimeo.com/8904532
― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 4 March 2014 15:52 (eleven years ago)
That's pretty impressive, to have invented peanut butter 11 years after it was patented.
http://www.google.com/patents/US306727
― Ian Glasper's trapped in a scone (aldo), Tuesday, 4 March 2014 16:00 (eleven years ago)
those... were funny sketches but really have nothing to do with this situation
― have a nice blood (mh), Tuesday, 4 March 2014 16:00 (eleven years ago)
At least they're funny, which is an improvement.
― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 4 March 2014 16:01 (eleven years ago)
:)
http://25.media.tumblr.com/7749ec24a33b3b47859f81d4f80298a6/tumblr_mrfpxlVZrh1qhmu4uo1_400.gif
― have a nice blood (mh), Tuesday, 4 March 2014 16:06 (eleven years ago)
There, that's better, too!
― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 4 March 2014 16:06 (eleven years ago)
^ Not a racoon btw.
― Ian Glasper's trapped in a scone (aldo), Tuesday, 4 March 2014 16:08 (eleven years ago)
I reiterate that I'm still really hoping for a Peter Quill origin story where they show some asshole aliens blowing up his house and killing his mom
― have a nice blood (mh), Tuesday, 4 March 2014 16:10 (eleven years ago)
New trailer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dWUnYMggxy4
― Ned Raggett, Monday, 19 May 2014 18:04 (eleven years ago)
You know at least a couple of moments in the trailer are giving me a Fifth Element vibe, and I am MORE than fine with that.
― Ned Raggett, Monday, 19 May 2014 18:24 (eleven years ago)
So many comic book movies to get to. I still never got around to the Captain America and Spider-Man sequels, and now X-Men is this weekend...
― Nhex, Monday, 19 May 2014 19:01 (eleven years ago)
so the bad guy is ronan the accuser?why all the 70's pop rock?
― sitting on a claud all day gotta make your butt numb (forksclovetofu), Monday, 19 May 2014 19:21 (eleven years ago)
OK, so since starting the thread I guess I've come around a bit, since I'm sick of all the serious, solemn stuff. Still, if this thing is a big hit, Hollywood should just throw out its how-to books. Or re-release "John Carter of Mars" like it never happened.
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 19 May 2014 19:35 (eleven years ago)
i'm pretty sure "be a marvel movie" is like #1 in the how-to books
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Monday, 19 May 2014 23:36 (eleven years ago)
Very different feel from the international trailer:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3CqymRQ1uUU
― Disagree. And im not into firey solos chief. (Phil D.), Tuesday, 17 June 2014 13:48 (eleven years ago)
The Lego sets are out, but you'll need to cough up a bit if you want the Rocket/Groot minifigs
― Stephen King's Threaderstarter (kingfish), Tuesday, 17 June 2014 15:49 (eleven years ago)
this is looking like a ton of fun now
― Star Gentle Uterus (DJP), Tuesday, 17 June 2014 15:52 (eleven years ago)
that trailer is not good
― adam, Tuesday, 17 June 2014 15:55 (eleven years ago)
It gets better when the jokes pop up.
― Star Gentle Uterus (DJP), Tuesday, 17 June 2014 15:56 (eleven years ago)
yeah i was into the earlier trailers but i guess more-banter/fewer-explosions is too much to ask from a marvel summer blockbuster
i watched some of super to get hype for this but it turns out that movie is awful
― adam, Tuesday, 17 June 2014 15:57 (eleven years ago)
they took out all the klassik rock
boooooooooo
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 17 June 2014 18:31 (eleven years ago)
still looking forward to this though
I am Groot.
― resulting post (rogermexico.), Wednesday, 18 June 2014 00:38 (eleven years ago)
(is the new "Hodor")
― resulting post (rogermexico.), Wednesday, 18 June 2014 00:39 (eleven years ago)
Groot Is the New Hodor, Netflix's latest etc.
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 18 June 2014 01:41 (eleven years ago)
Soundtrack cover art:
http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--yRoI4dQH--/xqo3h41zzwpppeyw8ymm.jpg
― Queef Latina (Phil D.), Wednesday, 2 July 2014 13:31 (eleven years ago)
― how's life, Wednesday, 2 July 2014 13:38 (eleven years ago)
Is Everything is Awesome on it?
― lauded at conferences of deluded psychopaths (Sparkle Motion), Wednesday, 2 July 2014 13:51 (eleven years ago)
excellent
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 2 July 2014 17:50 (eleven years ago)
More on the soundtrack via io9.com
And it's not the usual set of instrumentals. At all. Instead, in keeping with what we've seen in the trailers, it's mixtape of the past. Spoiler warning!Yes, director James Gunn himself warns that the tracklist could constitute spoilers. And here it is:1. Blue Swede - Hooked on a Feeling2. Raspberries - Go All the Way3. Norman Greenbaum - Spirit in the Sky4. David Bowie - Moonage Daydream5. Elvin Bishop - Fooled Around and Fell in Love6. 10Cc - I'm Not in Love7. Jackson 5 - I Want You Back8. Redbone - Come and Get Your Love9. The Runaways - Cherry Bomb10. Rupert Holmes - Escape (The Pina Colada Song)11. The Five Stairsteps - O-O-H Child12. Marvin Gaye/Tammi Terrell - Ain't No Mountain High Enough
Yes, director James Gunn himself warns that the tracklist could constitute spoilers. And here it is:
1. Blue Swede - Hooked on a Feeling2. Raspberries - Go All the Way3. Norman Greenbaum - Spirit in the Sky4. David Bowie - Moonage Daydream5. Elvin Bishop - Fooled Around and Fell in Love6. 10Cc - I'm Not in Love7. Jackson 5 - I Want You Back8. Redbone - Come and Get Your Love9. The Runaways - Cherry Bomb10. Rupert Holmes - Escape (The Pina Colada Song)11. The Five Stairsteps - O-O-H Child12. Marvin Gaye/Tammi Terrell - Ain't No Mountain High Enough
― Queef Latina (Phil D.), Thursday, 3 July 2014 12:17 (eleven years ago)
lol nice
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 3 July 2014 13:52 (eleven years ago)
Cool that people in the far future still get their music taste from Q Magazine.
― the joke should be over once the kid is eaten. (chap), Thursday, 3 July 2014 14:25 (eleven years ago)
what gives you the impression any of this is "far future"?
― resulting post (rogermexico.), Thursday, 3 July 2014 15:13 (eleven years ago)
afaik it's contemporary
― mh, Thursday, 3 July 2014 15:20 (eleven years ago)
Star Wars, a movie renowned for being set in a galaxy, took place in the distant past.
― how's life, Thursday, 3 July 2014 15:22 (eleven years ago)
In the several clips shown (out of context, and occasionally with unfinished special effects), it was Chris Pratt’s Peter ‘Star-Lord’ Quill who took centre stage. The first sequence was set in 1988, as an eight-year-old Quill storms from his house, following an argument with his parents. He’s barely had a chance to fall on his knees and start weeping before he’s taken away from the misty night by an alien spacecraft that suddenly blinks into view. The only possession he has with him? A backpack loaded with ‘80s memorabilia, including his Walkman.Following that, we leap 26 years ahead to the abandoned planet of Morag, for a fuller look at the scene that been a key fixture of the trailers, as Quill (now in Chris Pratt form) is on the hunt for an orb to steal.
Following that, we leap 26 years ahead to the abandoned planet of Morag, for a fuller look at the scene that been a key fixture of the trailers, as Quill (now in Chris Pratt form) is on the hunt for an orb to steal.
― Queef Latina (Phil D.), Thursday, 3 July 2014 15:42 (eleven years ago)
Oh ok fair enough.
― the joke should be over once the kid is eaten. (chap), Thursday, 3 July 2014 15:46 (eleven years ago)
Win free tickets for a 17 minute IMAX preview at London’s Empire Leicester Square
― conrad, Thursday, 3 July 2014 15:59 (eleven years ago)
Oh christ imagine being willing to drag your arse to Leicester Square just for 17 minutes. I hate Leicester Square.
― the joke should be over once the kid is eaten. (chap), Thursday, 3 July 2014 16:24 (eleven years ago)
wait does q magazine write about rupert holmes and blue swede alot?
― balls, Thursday, 3 July 2014 17:26 (eleven years ago)
I'm just happy the Raspberries get some dosh/exposure from this
― Stephen King's Threaderstarter (kingfish), Thursday, 3 July 2014 17:31 (eleven years ago)
Extended trailer for UK/Europe is great.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pE9vypfwbvk
― Queef Latina (Phil D.), Tuesday, 8 July 2014 11:33 (eleven years ago)
It's an unintended consequence, but the better the trailer, the lower my expectations.
― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 8 July 2014 12:18 (eleven years ago)
If you see only one talking raccoon movie this year . . .
― Queef Latina (Phil D.), Tuesday, 8 July 2014 12:35 (eleven years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PylzJIyRSmw
― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 8 July 2014 13:35 (eleven years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTcjzaqL0pE
― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 8 July 2014 13:36 (eleven years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V1kHfG0qrk0
― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 8 July 2014 13:37 (eleven years ago)
FP'ed you for that Jack Johnson jftr
― Queef Latina (Phil D.), Tuesday, 8 July 2014 13:44 (eleven years ago)
Looked like a talking raccoon to me, my bad.
― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 8 July 2014 16:14 (eleven years ago)
Again, suspicious the best stuff is being parceled out as bait, but ... each time they do it there's more good stuff:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EzI-U1Fh9zc#t=255
― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 22 July 2014 14:06 (eleven years ago)
So a single pair of AA batteries has lasted 25 years? I mean, what are we, to believe that this is some sort of a, a magic Walkman or something? Boy, I really hope somebody got fired for that blunder.
― Your Favorite Album in the Cutout Bin, Tuesday, 22 July 2014 15:53 (eleven years ago)
this looks super irritating
― Bringing the mosh (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Tuesday, 22 July 2014 16:00 (eleven years ago)
You probably shouldn't buy a ticket to see this particular film, then.
― Mouthfuls of Marinara (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 22 July 2014 16:02 (eleven years ago)
agree with josh
― Look at this joke I've recognised, do you recognise it as well? (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 22 July 2014 16:07 (eleven years ago)
Jimmy otm, the smug tone of this = blech
― Οὖτις, Tuesday, 22 July 2014 16:11 (eleven years ago)
xps yeah that's why i'm avoiding these clips, tbh
― Nhex, Tuesday, 22 July 2014 16:11 (eleven years ago)
this is already my movie of the year i'm not sure i even need to see it or any other movie ever god movies suck
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Tuesday, 22 July 2014 16:15 (eleven years ago)
― Mouthfuls of Marinara (Old Lunch), Tuesday, July 22, 2014 12:02 PM (19 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
I made the same comment about Precious so... touché
― Bringing the mosh (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Tuesday, 22 July 2014 16:22 (eleven years ago)
Didn't know Zoe's character had ties to Thanos. Interested in this "mythology".
― Insane Prince of False Binaries (Gukbe), Tuesday, 22 July 2014 16:31 (eleven years ago)
Go buy the Jim Starlin Warlock trade and/or Inifinity Gauntlet/War and/or the newly-released Annihilation omnibus for more background on the "mythology". Who knows how much of that material will actually make it to the silver screen. But it's mostly top tier mainstream comics stuff.
― Mouthfuls of Marinara (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 22 July 2014 16:37 (eleven years ago)
the infinity gauntlet/war stuff was out when I was like 12 years old so its my favorite comic book shit ever.
― panettone for the painfully alone (mayor jingleberries), Tuesday, 22 July 2014 16:45 (eleven years ago)
thanos had A LOT of kids and then spent a lot of time hunting down and killing most of them.
― Look at this joke I've recognised, do you recognise it as well? (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 22 July 2014 17:13 (eleven years ago)
this looks kinda wack. i loved the abnett guardians stuff but this looks real humor-by-committee. also batista, bradley cooper AND the dipshit from parks and recreation is not a good combo.
― adam, Tuesday, 22 July 2014 19:26 (eleven years ago)
I'm glad someone found something ostensibly funny for John C. Reilly to do in these stupid movies but everyone else is p loathsome. Bradley Cooper should be shot out of a cannon.
― Οὖτις, Tuesday, 22 July 2014 19:29 (eleven years ago)
this thread just ate my afternoon
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 22 July 2014 19:30 (eleven years ago)
and this movie will be fly as fuck fuck h8rs
dgaf about comics and clips herein are laugh devoid
― goole, Tuesday, 22 July 2014 19:33 (eleven years ago)
pratt's clips from the bin laden movie are funnier
― goole, Tuesday, 22 July 2014 19:34 (eleven years ago)
it's a hermetically sealed kind of humor. a talking RACOON!?! I'm dying ovah heah
― Οὖτις, Tuesday, 22 July 2014 19:34 (eleven years ago)
hoos otm
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Tuesday, 22 July 2014 19:35 (eleven years ago)
yeah tbh "what a bunch of a-holes" has been the only laugh i've gotten but i'm just excited for the marvel universe getting more unwieldy
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 22 July 2014 19:35 (eleven years ago)
It could be loads of fun, or it could go as far off the rails as Santa Claus Conquers the Martians. Not going to get too wound up about trailers.
― rockist popist papist (WilliamC), Tuesday, 22 July 2014 19:52 (eleven years ago)
review embargo lifted today -- initial reviews sound uniformly positive
― anonanon, Thursday, 24 July 2014 20:53 (eleven years ago)
i'm increasingly psyched for this. i wound up catching cap'n 2 at the tail end of its run, but i haven't made a point to see any freshly released supermovies since The Wolverine, but might make an exception for this
― da croupier, Thursday, 24 July 2014 21:07 (eleven years ago)
big pratt fan and ready for him to cement his movie stardom w/ this. guardian was somewhat mild on it but compared it to fifth element and galaxy quest. have been stoked for awhile but alot of that was due to what else was out there this summer.
― balls, Thursday, 24 July 2014 21:15 (eleven years ago)
maybe in the marvel universe where this movie doesn't end up being a total bomb(note: i love chris pratt)
― Nhex, Thursday, 24 July 2014 21:57 (eleven years ago)
you thought guardian was mild? it sounded pretty positive to me--compared it favorably to previous marvel outings as a relatively light and fun blowupy thing.
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 24 July 2014 23:49 (eleven years ago)
3 out of 5
― balls, Thursday, 24 July 2014 23:59 (eleven years ago)
Clearly John Carter of Mars should have gone comedy.
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 25 July 2014 00:05 (eleven years ago)
or marketed itself better or not relied on century old branding to carry the day
― balls, Friday, 25 July 2014 00:11 (eleven years ago)
― balls, Thursday, July 24, 2014 11:59 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
yeah but the actual review seemed a little more buoyant, i actually thought there was something of a disconnect
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 25 July 2014 00:28 (eleven years ago)
I'm happy the Raspberries are getting some money/exposure from this, at least
― Stephen King's Threaderstarter (kingfish), Friday, 25 July 2014 01:41 (eleven years ago)
love that song
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Friday, 25 July 2014 01:43 (eleven years ago)
i really wish they'd do a luke cage movie and then hire me to do the entire soundtrack i basically have it all plotted anyway just waiting by the phone
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Friday, 25 July 2014 01:45 (eleven years ago)
he & Iron Fist are getting a tv show, so they're starting somewhere. We need a young Lynne Thigpen to do Misty Knight, tho
― Stephen King's Threaderstarter (kingfish), Friday, 25 July 2014 01:49 (eleven years ago)
http://wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net/80450F/comicsalliance.com/files/2010/12/misty-knight.jpg
― Stephen King's Threaderstarter (kingfish), Friday, 25 July 2014 01:52 (eleven years ago)
oh damn i forgot :( my ideas would not work in a tv show
also they probably also have other people working on it, who are not 26 year old failures
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Friday, 25 July 2014 01:54 (eleven years ago)
Have we posted the midnight opening giveaway half-poster?
https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/10489920_627709604010732_2038832220919601521_n.jpg?oh=6d35cae9c9664fe7d7ba4ca60b9482f8&oe=5436E733&__gda__=1414046906_fab895fbea9cca6eedd9f7e0e96ab6d0
― Stephen King's Threaderstarter (kingfish), Friday, 25 July 2014 02:07 (eleven years ago)
dorb.
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 25 July 2014 02:09 (eleven years ago)
That poster is pretty nice.
― One bad call from barely losing to (Alex in SF), Friday, 25 July 2014 04:06 (eleven years ago)
big pratt fan and ready for him to cement his movie stardom w/ this.
2nded. was all 0_0 upthread when someone was like "it stars that dips hit from parks and rec". like how heartless/tone-deaf would you have to be to hate Andy??
― a biscuit/donut hybrid called “bisnuts” (stevie), Friday, 25 July 2014 08:39 (eleven years ago)
he & Iron Fist are getting a tv show, so they're starting somewhere. We need a young Lynne Thigpen to do Misty Knight, tho― Stephen King's Threaderstarter (kingfish), Thursday, July 24, 2014 9:49 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Stephen King's Threaderstarter (kingfish), Thursday, July 24, 2014 9:49 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Fingers crossed for this.
― how's life, Friday, 25 July 2014 08:44 (eleven years ago)
Oh shit, I didn't even know she was dead
― a biscuit/donut hybrid called “bisnuts” (stevie), Friday, 25 July 2014 09:12 (eleven years ago)
To clarify, my fingers are crossed for the success of the Power Man & Iron Fist show, not for that particular casting.
― how's life, Friday, 25 July 2014 10:57 (eleven years ago)
to be honest given how shitty Agents Of Shield is i'm not that excited for daredevil / power man etc shows :-(
― jamiesummerz, Friday, 25 July 2014 12:23 (eleven years ago)
Agents of Shield got way, way better halfway through the season IMO
― Star Gentle Uterus (DJP), Friday, 25 July 2014 13:12 (eleven years ago)
I only caught the last few episodes. It was really enjoyable to me.
― how's life, Friday, 25 July 2014 13:14 (eleven years ago)
Once CapAm2 happened and they incorporated that plotline into the show, it accelerated into awesome
― Star Gentle Uterus (DJP), Friday, 25 July 2014 13:26 (eleven years ago)
Wasn't that for, like, the last two or three eps?
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 25 July 2014 13:37 (eleven years ago)
trying to rewatch from the start but the first two episodes are just total zero-charisma Torchwood lite. And Torchwood is the work of satan.
― jamiesummerz, Friday, 25 July 2014 13:40 (eleven years ago)
The last 6. The show started improving steadily around episode 8 and was great by episode 16, which is the CapAm2 turning point.
― Star Gentle Uterus (DJP), Friday, 25 July 2014 13:43 (eleven years ago)
I'm quickly learning that arguing in favor of Agents of SHIELD with people who've already written it off is a total lost cause. Their loss.
― Dr. Diapers (Old Lunch), Friday, 25 July 2014 14:30 (eleven years ago)
I mean, it's not the world's greatest show and I feel no particular need to martyr myself over it but I never disliked it and it got much, much better as it went along and the story got more interesting.
― Star Gentle Uterus (DJP), Friday, 25 July 2014 14:40 (eleven years ago)
That pretty much mirrors my feelings. It's just somewhat baffling when I talk to someone who I assume would be inclined towards exactly this sort of show but is vehemently dismissive of it. My girlfriend is literally the only other person I know who likes it (thankfully).
― Dr. Diapers (Old Lunch), Friday, 25 July 2014 14:48 (eleven years ago)
Guess I should finally start digging into our DVR backlog for that show then. We were keeping up with it, but gave up about 6 episodes in.
― Bus Sex Teen Busted After Queef Beef (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 25 July 2014 15:06 (eleven years ago)
these days if a drama doesn't grip me by episode 2 i let the rest of the world get back to me about whether i should try again the next season. if i do, and its turned awesome, i can always go back and check out the pupal stage
― da croupier, Friday, 25 July 2014 15:52 (eleven years ago)
so yeah i might give B-roll of SHIELD another go this fall
― da croupier, Friday, 25 July 2014 15:53 (eleven years ago)
i struggled through the first six and then jettisoned. I think I still have a tivo sub and the last episode; I'll probably give it a shot again next season.http://www.cwtv.com/cw-video/the-flashi'm vaguely hopeful about this but i still miss the 80's flash. :/http://www.comics101.com/comics101//images/view.php%3Fsrc%3D../news/Comics%20101/26/flashtvshow.jpg%26w%3D
― go ahead. make vid where u rap about this new TMNT movie. (forksclovetofu), Friday, 25 July 2014 15:58 (eleven years ago)
weather wizard, star labs, untwisting a hurricane by running backwards around it, mostly good stuff there.costume seems a bit too dark imo
― go ahead. make vid where u rap about this new TMNT movie. (forksclovetofu), Friday, 25 July 2014 16:02 (eleven years ago)
like how heartless/tone-deaf would you have to be to hate Andy??
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― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Friday, 25 July 2014 19:37 (eleven years ago)
he's owned me since "where are the faces?"
― resulting post (rogermexico.), Friday, 25 July 2014 23:01 (eleven years ago)
http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/heat-vision/girl-geek-behind-guardians-galaxy-721399
How did the program work exactly?They had a list of about half a dozen lesser-known properties and they basically said, "Any of these that appeal to you, you can develop. And there's no guarantees that any of them will get made, but this is what your options are." I chose Guardians. There were other properties that were better known, but I was drawn to the science-fiction tone of that one.So when people wonder why Guardians of the Galaxy of all Marvel properties is suddenly this summer's blockbuster, it's because you gravitated to it.Right. I mean, it was on the list, but there were a lot of others on there too. I chose the one most in line with what I was interested in exploring. I wanted to explore the realm of Cosmic Marvel, and Guardians definitely was the most in line with those hopes.
― go ahead. make vid where u rap about this new TMNT movie. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 30 July 2014 15:18 (eleven years ago)
Marvel don't own Rom, which is why it's never been reprinted
― sʌxihɔːl (Ward Fowler), Wednesday, 30 July 2014 15:25 (eleven years ago)
OKAY then it could have been squadron supreme or inhumans or warlock. We could have had dinklage as pip the troll mang! we probably still will.
― go ahead. make vid where u rap about this new TMNT movie. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 30 July 2014 15:28 (eleven years ago)
They have the spaceknights, though, right? They've shown up in some of the cosmic adventures and in Age of Ultron.
― mh, Wednesday, 30 July 2014 16:09 (eleven years ago)
Spaceknights, Dire Wraiths, everything but Rom himself, IIRC.
― Blood Supper III: Marrow Feast (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 30 July 2014 16:18 (eleven years ago)
I've never actually seen a Rom toy...
― sʌxihɔːl (Ward Fowler), Wednesday, 30 July 2014 17:37 (eleven years ago)
oh yeah? they were a high price point item when i was a very little kid, made in direct response to star wars mania. it must've bombed because i only remember the one toy ever being made.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ILIaPluH4pc
― go ahead. make vid where u rap about this new TMNT movie. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 30 July 2014 17:42 (eleven years ago)
got the comics, never saw the toy growing up or since tbh
― Οὖτις, Wednesday, 30 July 2014 17:43 (eleven years ago)
you can imagine you can imagine you can imagine
― love is how's life tonight (how's life), Wednesday, 30 July 2014 17:43 (eleven years ago)
"you can even imagine rom could save mommy from daddy and make the crying stop. rom comes with everything you see here, 9 volt battery not included, rom may not necessarily save mommy."
― go ahead. make vid where u rap about this new TMNT movie. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 30 July 2014 17:45 (eleven years ago)
more than you ever wanted to know:http://home.hiwaay.net/~lkseitz/comics/Rom/actionfig/index.shtmlthe same dude made electronic battleship!http://home.hiwaay.net/~lkseitz/comics/Rom/actionfig/mccoy.shtml
― go ahead. make vid where u rap about this new TMNT movie. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 30 July 2014 17:48 (eleven years ago)
In the UK they were marketed alongside Action Man - our repackaging of the old 12" GI Joe figures. ROM was a buddy of his, I think. I coveted my neighbour's ROM but never had one of my own. I also remember really enjoying the comic book, and am bummed it will never be reprinted (see also the Marvel editions of Micronauts).
― The beer was cold, but so was the glass, which drives me crazy. (stevie), Thursday, 31 July 2014 09:08 (eleven years ago)
I read a comic in which ROM teamed up with The Thing that I remember being wicked.
― the joke should be over once the kid is eaten. (chap), Thursday, 31 July 2014 15:20 (eleven years ago)
Screw your ROM Spaceknights, we need this:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/32/Micronauts-1.jpg
― brimming with misplaced confidence (Phil D.), Thursday, 31 July 2014 15:21 (eleven years ago)
So apparently the post-post-credits sequence leaked and it has Howard the Duck?
― mh, Thursday, 31 July 2014 15:23 (eleven years ago)
well with gerber dead i imagine he's a property a lot of writers would like to see back on screen so i'm not too shocked there.
― go ahead. make vid where u rap about this new TMNT movie. (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 31 July 2014 15:25 (eleven years ago)
Has Howard much in the way of appearances in the comics MU recently?
― the joke should be over once the kid is eaten. (chap), Thursday, 31 July 2014 15:26 (eleven years ago)
a property a lot of writers would like to see back on screen
I can't tell if you're being serious there or not.
― rockist popist papist (WilliamC), Thursday, 31 July 2014 15:27 (eleven years ago)
On screen would mean possibly more demand for Howard comics, meaning more opportunities to write him...
― mh, Thursday, 31 July 2014 15:31 (eleven years ago)
Ty templeton did a pretty good howard miniseries back in 2010. In 2011 he was part of the "fearsome four" (alongside she-hulk, nighthawk and marvel's bastardized frankenstein monster) battling the man-thing, though that sucked. he's had a handful of other minor background showings in marvel zombies and as a punchline but the character has been mostly written out of continuity.
― go ahead. make vid where u rap about this new TMNT movie. (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 31 July 2014 15:40 (eleven years ago)
I don't think any writer other than Gerber could convey Howard's wauuughhs of outrage properly (and I don't think Marvel would publish the character if any writer got him right), so I hope we never see him again, film or print.
― rockist popist papist (WilliamC), Thursday, 31 July 2014 15:53 (eleven years ago)
publish the story, I should say
i disagree on both points; not sure why howard is explicitly gerber's baby any more so than nobody but starlin gets to touch thanos. a good writer should be able to handle Howard fine; again, I thought the templeton books were fairly deft. And a cynical fourth-wall breaking character that's conscious it's in a movie/comic would be helpful to deflate some of the mu-movieverses pomposity
― go ahead. make vid where u rap about this new TMNT movie. (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 31 July 2014 16:02 (eleven years ago)
Kid Thanos was a little dodgy
― mh, Thursday, 31 July 2014 16:06 (eleven years ago)
As far as fourth-wall-breaking cynical characters go wld rather see this made tbh http://www.vulture.com/2014/07/test-footage-for-deadpool-movie-is-so-very-good.html?mid=twitter_vulture
― sonic thedgehod (albvivertine), Thursday, 31 July 2014 16:11 (eleven years ago)
i kinda hate the deathpool character as an nth generation "bacon! zombies! pirates!" lobo bro retread
― go ahead. make vid where u rap about this new TMNT movie. (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 31 July 2014 16:17 (eleven years ago)
Have now seen this movie. It is indeed good fun - moves fast, doesn't take itself too seriously, yadda yadda. It's very true to the spirit of Marvel Comics in that it isn't actually that far removed from Green Lantern, only the characters (the 'good guys', anyway) are a bit more fleshed out, a bit more humorous. Movie gives off a heavy Star Wars vibe in places - bickering banter on spaceships, cynical mercenary characters who redeem themselves when the chips are down, cowled villains with deep voices.
I will say that the advance hype abt this being 'daring and different' is seriously over-heated - it's still a CGI-heavy SF action-adventure that follows a fairly predictable narrative arc. The MOR mixtape stuff in it is a bit overdone, imho, especially in the climatic fight scene.
SPOILERS
You do indeed get Howard the Duck in the post-credits sequence. It's fine for what it is, and Steve Gerber and Val Mayerik get on-screen creator credits straight afterwards.
― sʌxihɔːl (Ward Fowler), Thursday, 31 July 2014 16:21 (eleven years ago)
deadpool is the worst, how did a fucking rob liefeld character hang on this long
― adam, Thursday, 31 July 2014 16:31 (eleven years ago)
OTM
― rockist popist papist (WilliamC), Thursday, 31 July 2014 16:35 (eleven years ago)
it's not like that was a big plot twist regarding the stinger, but.. not cool
― Nhex, Thursday, 31 July 2014 16:37 (eleven years ago)
Eh they'd already made inroads, is all. Maybe Lobo and Howard the Duck're way better choices, dunno
― sonic thedgehod (albvivertine), Thursday, 31 July 2014 16:39 (eleven years ago)
I disagree about Howard The Duck not being a creator specific character. I think Gerber didn't want anyone else touching Howard and some of his fellow creators frowned upon the idea too. Whenever a new Howard thing comes out, more people treat it like a transgression than any other character I can think of.
I might be wrong but I've heard Frank Miller doesn't like anyone else writing Elektra.
― Robert Adam Gilmour, Thursday, 31 July 2014 17:01 (eleven years ago)
Cosmic Marvel? I think that's one thing they did (or at least a handful of their creators) that was ahead of the curve and original. Maybe if I had read more science fiction I'd know differently but the way Fantastic Four, Dr Strange, Silver Surfer, Warlock and Eternals were visualized seems like a real contribution to me.
I think Marvel would probably be reluctant to do something like Eternals when these Kirby court fights are going on.
Aren't Micronauts another toy property Marvel does not own?
― Robert Adam Gilmour, Thursday, 31 July 2014 17:09 (eleven years ago)
So who owns Rom? Loved Rom and the Dire Wraiths.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/74/Dire_Wraith_vs_Storm.jpg
― What is wrong with songs? Absolutely nothing. Songs are great. (DL), Thursday, 31 July 2014 17:26 (eleven years ago)
You guys could try scrolling up.
― boney tassel (sic), Thursday, 31 July 2014 22:36 (eleven years ago)
Deadpool became great once Joe Kelly got his hands on him, fuiud.
― Star Gentle Uterus (DJP), Thursday, 31 July 2014 23:51 (eleven years ago)
A fair number of Liefeld characters became great in other writers hands fwiw
― tsrobodo, Friday, 1 August 2014 00:14 (eleven years ago)
Yeah, the Duggan/Posehn Deadpool and Heavy Metal Hurlaut version of Prophet are great.
― Stephen King's Threaderstarter (kingfish), Friday, 1 August 2014 01:13 (eleven years ago)
And this is why I don't run Hollywood: numbers indicating it's a blockbuster.
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 1 August 2014 01:39 (eleven years ago)
Manohla Dargis digs it: http://www.nytimes.com/2014/08/01/movies/chris-pratt-stars-in-guardians-of-the-galaxy.html?_r=0
― brimming with misplaced confidence (Phil D.), Friday, 1 August 2014 01:53 (eleven years ago)
FOOLED AROUND AND FELLLLLLLLL IN LOVE
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Friday, 1 August 2014 04:52 (eleven years ago)
guys this was great
first time i wish i saw it in fake imax just for the sound, early 70s jams were not nearly loud enough
actually might see it again just for that
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Friday, 1 August 2014 04:53 (eleven years ago)
yep this was great. I think the end of credits sting was more to take the piss of the usual 'here is a cryptic clue of what happens in the next MCU film'.there is no fucking way a Howard The Duck film would ever be made again - just the words Howard The Duck are a punchline to 99% of people.so yeah, funny to see the whole cinema waiting patiently through the credits for a 5 second clip of something thats clearly nothing to do with the whole masterplan
― jamiesummerz, Friday, 1 August 2014 10:40 (eleven years ago)
That sounds p OTM. I may have no idea who Lobo is, but can I remember HTD being one of the biggest flops in movie history
― sonic thedgehod (albvivertine), Friday, 1 August 2014 11:37 (eleven years ago)
there is no fucking way a Howard The Duck film would ever be made again
You say that NOW...
― Ned Raggett, Friday, 1 August 2014 11:38 (eleven years ago)
http://www.comicvine.com/lobo-the-duck/4005-49796/
― Robert Adam Gilmour, Friday, 1 August 2014 11:42 (eleven years ago)
Guy Ritchie was in consideration for Lobo.
― Robert Adam Gilmour, Friday, 1 August 2014 11:43 (eleven years ago)
Looking forward to taking kids to this this weekend -- assuming it's pretty OK for kids? They're on the young side for PG-13, but we've seen Godzilla and Thor Dark World, so I'm guessing there's nothing in here that will be more gruesome than those.
― something of an astrological coup (tipsy mothra), Friday, 1 August 2014 15:17 (eleven years ago)
Zacharek hated it, inspiring such a run of sexist drivel that apparently her VV editor had to respond:
http://blogs.villagevoice.com/runninscared/2014/07/a_note_to_the_guardians_of_the_galaxy_fans_who_are_calling_our_critic_a_harlot.php
― guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 1 August 2014 15:21 (eleven years ago)
Her original review.
xpost to tipsy
Yeah, lots of comic book violence and the odd bit of 'bad language', but nothing really v creepy or gory, you'll be fine.
― sʌxihɔːl (Ward Fowler), Friday, 1 August 2014 15:22 (eleven years ago)
Thanks! Considering that the 6-year-old has already been reprimanded for an F-bomb at his after-school program, probably won't be anything they haven't heard. We'll just have to have the "Just because it's in a movie doesn't mean you can say/do it" talk.
― something of an astrological coup (tipsy mothra), Friday, 1 August 2014 15:25 (eleven years ago)
(I was legit shocked that he said that at school btw -- I didn't even know he knew the word.)
― something of an astrological coup (tipsy mothra), Friday, 1 August 2014 15:26 (eleven years ago)
Kids learn that the word FUCK is bad around that age: there's always one renegade six-year-old per class (not your kid) writing it on any available surface.
― struwwelpeter capaldi (suzy), Friday, 1 August 2014 15:28 (eleven years ago)
yeah i was a little surprised at some of the bad language, though it's nothing they wouldn't hear on basic cable. loved this though not as much as the other chris pratt movie this year, i'll see it again but mainly just cuz it looks great, lots of color. nerd fanboys remain the most bizarrely entitled losers the world has known though so the abuse zacharek took isn't surprising (though crits whining about this is getting to be a bit rmde), when the tag at the end happend some nerd two rows back from us became very very emotionally angry at howard the duck's appearance, started shouting 'no marvel! no! too far!' like he was admonishing a dog (a talking dog perhaps, making non-pc jokes), his friends had to actually calm him down.
― balls, Friday, 1 August 2014 15:35 (eleven years ago)
the co-creator and longtime writer of Ultimate Spider-Man, the single greatest mainstream superhero comic of the 2000s
― go ahead. make vid where u rap about this new TMNT movie. (forksclovetofu), Friday, 1 August 2014 15:36 (eleven years ago)
enjoyed the zacharek review, she's a good writer. i still want to see this though.
― The beer was cold, but so was the glass, which drives me crazy. (stevie), Friday, 1 August 2014 15:40 (eleven years ago)
xp: hahahahahaha
― Star Gentle Uterus (DJP), Friday, 1 August 2014 15:41 (eleven years ago)
JFC at that Howard hater.
― Dr. Yah Mo B. There, DDS (Old Lunch), Friday, 1 August 2014 15:45 (eleven years ago)
Obv comment box sexism is gross, but Zacharek keeps saying "it almost works, but doesn't" over and over and over without providing much in the way of concrete detail of what the space between "working" whimsy and "almost working" whimsy IS
― da croupier, Friday, 1 August 2014 16:38 (eleven years ago)
at the end she finally notes there were corny non-swears
plus c'mon "a-hole" is funny
― resulting post (rogermexico.), Friday, 1 August 2014 16:39 (eleven years ago)
the review just feels half-baked, like all she may have had to say was "i don't need star wars, and i don't need this," but had to phrase in vague term of failure on their end
― da croupier, Friday, 1 August 2014 16:41 (eleven years ago)
yeah the idea that actually saying 'asshole' in that context there would've been funnier is crazy, as is the idea that this movie would've been better if it had been more 'adult'.
― balls, Friday, 1 August 2014 16:42 (eleven years ago)
like, yeah, it sucks that anonymous web denizens respond to dismissals of stuff they love (or even just assume they'll love) with cries of "slatternly trollop, back to the kitchen!" and whatnot, but i also think it sucks when critics talk about a film that's obviously set to float countless boats like its just obviously broken and someone should get fired, instead of explaining how it failed YOU. It's not that you have to like it, you just have to admit you live in a world where people do.
― da croupier, Friday, 1 August 2014 16:48 (eleven years ago)
i don't think you really have to do the latter! an actual argument against 'fun' would've sufficed, this couldn't be bothered. it's the voice though and that might be as much space as they would allow for a 'movie review' so maybe expecting actual criticism is unfair.
― balls, Friday, 1 August 2014 16:53 (eleven years ago)
yeah, you don't HAVE to, I'm just impressed by critics who manage to express why the movie was a turd for them while still noting the unique qualities that make it score with audiences. Kael's reviews of Star Wars and Halloween come to mind
― da croupier, Friday, 1 August 2014 16:56 (eleven years ago)
Yeah, I heard Gunn interviewed this morning, and he just outright blurts that blockbusters are the only relevant movies being made today. Which of course initially made me bristle, but he defined "relevant" movies as basically "movies large numbers of people see in the theatre." So criticising movies designed to draw people into the theatres for being too much like movies designed to draw people into the theatres is a lame tack to take, as a critic. Better to stay focused on what makes it better, worse or the same as other movies designed to draw people into the theatre. I've read a few reviews of this so far that bend over backwards to qualify their praise, or undercut their complements, or generally do whatever they can do to talk about this as anything other than a big-budget movie based on a comic book. They'll talk about the costumes, the make-up, the effects, the beauty, pretty much anything it takes to avoid talking about it as a movie. Then again, I can also imagine getting burnt out writing about these things.
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 1 August 2014 17:06 (eleven years ago)
John Carpenter, who made the low-budget scare picture Halloween, has a visual sense of menace. He quickly sets up an atmosphere of fear, and his blue night tones have a fine, chilling ambience---the style is reminiscent of the Halloween episode in Minnelli's Meet Me in St. Louis. But Carpenter isn't very gifted with actors, and he doesn't seem to have any feeling at all for motivation or for plot logic. Halloween has a pitiful, amateurish script (by Carpenter and his producer, Debra Hill). An escaped lunatic wielding a kitchen knife stalks people in a small Midwestern town (Haddonfield, Illinois), and that's about it. There's no indication of why he selects any particular target; he's the bogeyman---pure evil---and he wants to kill. The film is largely just a matter of the camera tracking subjectively from the mad killer's point of view, leading you to expect something awful to happen. But the camera also tracks subjectively when he isn't around at all; in fact, there's so much subjective tracking you begin to think everybody in the movie has his own camera.
As a doctor from the lunatic asylum that the killer has escaped from, Donald Pleasence is solid and forceful; enunciating in the impeccable tradition of Lionel Atwill, he delivers idiotic exposition about e-vil. Sometimes you think he's going to have to cross his eyes to keep a straight face. Carpenter doesn't seem to have had any life outside the movies: one can trace almost every idea on the screen to directors such as Hitchcock and Brian De Palma and to the Val Lewton productions. It may even be that Carpenter selected Jamie Lee Curtis to be his pure heroine---the teen-age babysitter, Laurie---because she recalls the serious-faced little blond girl in The Curse of the Cat People. The daughter of Janet Leigh and Tony Curtis, Jamie Lee Curtis has a hoarse, low, rather inexpressive voice and a plaintive Lauren Bacall-ish look and an attractive gaucheness. For no discernible reason, the bogeyman (who is masked) zeroes in on her near the start of the picture, but he keeps being sidetracked. He has no trouble picking off the teen-agers who "fool around;" only Laurie has the virginal strength to put up a fight.
There's one really neat effect: near the beginning, when the madman is driving past, the more brash teen-age girls jeer at him, and the car pauses for an instant, as if the masked figure inside were deciding whether to dispatch the girls right then or bide his time. But Carpenter also wrote the score himself---all four bars--and he's devoted to it. With the seductive tracking shots and the repetitive music, the film stops and starts so many times before anything happens that the bogeyman's turning up just gets to be a nuisance---it means more of the same. Carpenter keeps you tense in an undifferentiated way---nervous and irritated rather than pleasurably excited---and you reach the point of wanting somebody to be killed so the film's rhythms will change. Yet a lot of people seem to be convinced that Halloween is something special---a classic. Maybe when a horror film is stripped of everything but dumb scariness---when it isn't ashamed to revive the stalest device of the genre (the escaped lunatic)---it satisfies part of the audience in a more basic, childish way than sophisticated horror pictures do.
I'm sure this review would get plenty of "i wiggle my peen at thee, wench!" but for her transparent lack of enthusiasm you can tell she was paying attention
― da croupier, Friday, 1 August 2014 17:10 (eleven years ago)
ok if "relevance" means "movies large numbers of people see in the theatre" than "blockbusters are the only relevant movies being made today" is a completely meaningless statement.
― da croupier, Friday, 1 August 2014 17:11 (eleven years ago)
nerds just get so touchy when their precious anticipated blockbusters' RT scores get dinged
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Friday, 1 August 2014 17:14 (eleven years ago)
xpost Well, I dunno about that. The argument I suppose is that they are the only movies large numbers of people will all have in common, so they're worth discussing as more than just dismissible spectacle. At least, when they are more than just dismissible spectacle. I guess. But these movies transcend mere nerd-fodder, I think, to a significant degree, for whatever reason. They are cultural touchstones at this point, for better or for worse but ultimately no different than Star Wars. Has Hercules come out yet? That seems a little more standard issue.
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 1 August 2014 17:18 (eleven years ago)
tbf i have no idea what he was reacting to, i'm just saying that if relevance is defined as popularity in theaters then yes blockbusters are the only theatrically popular movies being made. whether their "worthy of discussion as more than spectacle" seems like a different issue
hercules got smacked down by scarjo last week
― da croupier, Friday, 1 August 2014 17:20 (eleven years ago)
but then i'm not sure how you're defining blockbuster - i thought it means "a big hit"
― da croupier, Friday, 1 August 2014 17:21 (eleven years ago)
I really have no doubt Kael would just refuse to review this endless adolescent shit if she were in her prime today, or just quit.
― son of a lewd monk (Dr Morbius), Friday, 1 August 2014 17:32 (eleven years ago)
also otm on John Carpenter
let's not forget, it was oliver stone she gave the final middle finger to, and scenes from a mall she said broke her heart. the adolescent shit wasn't her cup of tea, but its the grown-ups who disappointed her
― da croupier, Friday, 1 August 2014 17:33 (eleven years ago)
she loved temple of doom and gunga din, i wouldn't be sure she'd be mad at marvel
― da croupier, Friday, 1 August 2014 17:34 (eleven years ago)
Those two movies have traces of things outside of fantasy life.
― son of a lewd monk (Dr Morbius), Friday, 1 August 2014 17:36 (eleven years ago)
racism?
― da croupier, Friday, 1 August 2014 17:36 (eleven years ago)
among other things
― son of a lewd monk (Dr Morbius), Friday, 1 August 2014 17:37 (eleven years ago)
she was unpredictable re blockbusters. She didn't like Ghostbusters and her complaints amounted to "Look how expensive it says it was in the press release!" and "the cinematography sucks"
― guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 1 August 2014 17:38 (eleven years ago)
So glad you stopped by, Morbs.
― Dr. Yah Mo B. There, DDS (Old Lunch), Friday, 1 August 2014 17:38 (eleven years ago)
she also dug batman and superman II
― da croupier, Friday, 1 August 2014 17:38 (eleven years ago)
just in case any fanboys are whimpering about the lack of drax in these posts, seeing guardians tomorrow afternoon, i promise to be talking about that and not kael by then
― da croupier, Friday, 1 August 2014 17:40 (eleven years ago)
so did I! xp
She didn't like Ghostbusters and her complaints amounted to
...it wasn't very funny.
― son of a lewd monk (Dr Morbius), Friday, 1 August 2014 17:40 (eleven years ago)
honestly i've been soft on the post-avengers sequels and i'm not really much for "the fuktarians are attacking the shlelbar planet" space-opera but i'm still hopeful this should be amusing and novel all the same
― da croupier, Friday, 1 August 2014 17:42 (eleven years ago)
anybody know if drax is still a sax player in this? one of my favorite side-missions in lego marvel was helping him get a jazz-club for zoo animals started on top of a skyscraper and i want to brace myself if he'll never play us a tune
― da croupier, Friday, 1 August 2014 17:46 (eleven years ago)
yall motherfuckers always talking about superman ii
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 1 August 2014 17:55 (eleven years ago)
sorry, nu-school comic-book action swill saaaayz nothing to me about my life, Superman II did
hang the cghang the cghang the cg
― son of a lewd monk (Dr Morbius), Friday, 1 August 2014 17:57 (eleven years ago)
"weird" dr. morbius
― da croupier, Friday, 1 August 2014 17:59 (eleven years ago)
For some reason, that didn't bother her re: Ghostbusters 2.
― You are exactly why people root for the apes (Eric H.), Friday, 1 August 2014 17:59 (eleven years ago)
also Chris Pratt is cute n' all but strikes me as kinda dumb and much less interesting w/ a buff body.
― son of a lewd monk (Dr Morbius), Friday, 1 August 2014 17:59 (eleven years ago)
or as Casuistry usta say, muscles, YUCK!
― son of a lewd monk (Dr Morbius), Friday, 1 August 2014 18:00 (eleven years ago)
http://cdn3.whatculture.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/zod_medium.gif
― guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 1 August 2014 18:00 (eleven years ago)
pratt is much less central in the movie than in the trailers, gunn seemed p determined on equal screen time for the most part
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Friday, 1 August 2014 18:05 (eleven years ago)
rocket def the most popular in my theater
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Friday, 1 August 2014 18:09 (eleven years ago)
600 posts about a movie with a talking raccoon in it, huh?
― dilligaf escape plan (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 1 August 2014 18:11 (eleven years ago)
zach gimme my sax spoiler please, does drax play the sax
i don't want to hope in vain
― da croupier, Friday, 1 August 2014 18:12 (eleven years ago)
he does
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Friday, 1 August 2014 18:13 (eleven years ago)
yaaaaaaay
― da croupier, Friday, 1 August 2014 18:14 (eleven years ago)
Can't wait to read Whiney's take on these Squirrel Girl rumors.
― Dr. Yah Mo B. There, DDS (Old Lunch), Friday, 1 August 2014 18:30 (eleven years ago)
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/film/film-news/11005746/Marvel-to-bring-fan-favourite-Squirrel-Girl-to-the-screen.html
Reports suggest that the fan favourite, real name Doreen Green, will find a home on the small screen, tying in nicely with the recent announcement of four new Netflix television series, each based on a variety of popular heroes plucked from the Marvel world. These include Luke Cage, Jessica Jones, Fist Iron and Daredevil, the latter of whom was played by Ben Affleck in 2003's flop.
FIST IRON, y'all
― Star Gentle Uterus (DJP), Friday, 1 August 2014 18:34 (eleven years ago)
great lakes avengers should be a series
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Friday, 1 August 2014 18:36 (eleven years ago)
^^^ yes
― Star Gentle Uterus (DJP), Friday, 1 August 2014 18:36 (eleven years ago)
So they're going to call her Jessica Jones and not Woman Power on the show?
― da croupier, Friday, 1 August 2014 18:38 (eleven years ago)
They should just say fuck it and title it Alias anyway.
― Frederik B, Friday, 1 August 2014 19:04 (eleven years ago)
possibility of biggest opening of the year based on 'midnight' figures
prob not tho
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Friday, 1 August 2014 19:09 (eleven years ago)
lol fist iron reminds me of this (tbf ALOT reminds me of this) - http://deadspin.com/5947034/this-might-be-our-favorite-headline-typo-of-all-time
― balls, Friday, 1 August 2014 19:37 (eleven years ago)
lol morbs what did superman II say to you about yr life? 'truckers will break yr heart'?
― balls, Friday, 1 August 2014 19:39 (eleven years ago)
well it helped me forsake my alien heritage
― son of a lewd monk (Dr Morbius), Friday, 1 August 2014 19:41 (eleven years ago)
Morbs has always wanted to barter for Cuba.
― guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 1 August 2014 19:57 (eleven years ago)
ever since I visited Che's crypt
― son of a lewd monk (Dr Morbius), Friday, 1 August 2014 19:59 (eleven years ago)
This film is a solid romp though nothing spectacular. Enjoyed it a lot though.
― Insane Prince of False Binaries (Gukbe), Friday, 1 August 2014 20:00 (eleven years ago)
― da croupier, Friday, August 1, 2014 12:59 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
keep morbz weird
― sinister porpoise (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 1 August 2014 20:03 (eleven years ago)
i've had fooled around and fell in love in my head since leaving the theater this movie is such a gift
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Friday, 1 August 2014 20:09 (eleven years ago)
https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQUqypwhN23PZK0atD6u30_uf0dZ8x90ptLbuia0m33RmLOn05ZbA
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 1 August 2014 20:22 (eleven years ago)
This was a good time.
― Quinoa Phoenix (latebloomer), Friday, 1 August 2014 20:24 (eleven years ago)
lol regal theater attendees beware
http://www.slashfilm.com/guardians-of-the-galaxy-mistake/#more-246772
According to Cinema Blend, Regal recently held a kid-friendly matinee screening of Rise of the Guardians, which explains why the theater had a two-year-old movie so readily available to begin with. Then, they theorize, someone labeled the Rise of the Guardians digital file as “Guardians,” and someone else misinterpreted that to mean Guardians of the Galaxy.
― da croupier, Friday, 1 August 2014 20:51 (eleven years ago)
Kids learn that the word FUCK is bad around that age: there's always one renegade six-year-old per class (not your kid) writing it on any available surface.― struwwelpeter capaldi (suzy), Friday, August 1, 2014 8:28 AM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― struwwelpeter capaldi (suzy), Friday, August 1, 2014 8:28 AM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
I learned 'fuck' at that age because someone wrote it in snow on a local hillside where my family would go tubing. We had to write a letter to Frog and Toad in class the next day, so I laced my letter with the new word. I was sent to bed without dinner, but my sister snuck some fritos up to me.
― David Schramm (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 1 August 2014 21:09 (eleven years ago)
srs? feels like we all knew "fuck" around 3rd/4th grade but were scared to say it for a few years
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Friday, 1 August 2014 22:02 (eleven years ago)
This was 1st grade, and I didn't really understand what it meant.
― David Schramm (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 1 August 2014 22:26 (eleven years ago)
There was always the one kid who knew it early (though not the meaning) and chose to enlighten the rest about the BAD WORD. See also: SHIT.
― struwwelpeter capaldi (suzy), Friday, 1 August 2014 22:40 (eleven years ago)
This was great
― Stephen King's Threaderstarter (kingfish), Saturday, 2 August 2014 03:11 (eleven years ago)
sat next to an actual kid who seemed to be up on the backstory. very good for the experience.
― mh, Saturday, 2 August 2014 03:16 (eleven years ago)
I'm pretty bitter and twisted but if the audience I saw this with is any indication it's going to be huge. And deservedly so. Two Motown songs in a row at the end was maybe laying it on a bit thick but i left the cinema grinning
― Number None, Saturday, 2 August 2014 04:02 (eleven years ago)
seeing this tomorrow :D
― SEEMS TO ME (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 2 August 2014 04:06 (eleven years ago)
IMPT SPOILERS
was thinking the two motown songs at the end imply that awesome mix vol 2 goes further back in time to when his mom was younger, which sets up GOTG2's soundtrack nicely
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Saturday, 2 August 2014 04:13 (eleven years ago)
I'll buy that
― Number None, Saturday, 2 August 2014 04:23 (eleven years ago)
I was very happy for the appearance of a rumored cameo character who was in the film for three shots on Knowhere
― Stephen King's Threaderstarter (kingfish), Saturday, 2 August 2014 04:57 (eleven years ago)
Cosmo or Howard?
― mh, Saturday, 2 August 2014 04:59 (eleven years ago)
apparently nathan fillion was in the prison?
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Saturday, 2 August 2014 05:05 (eleven years ago)
the voice of nathan fillion
― resulting post (rogermexico.), Saturday, 2 August 2014 05:21 (eleven years ago)
Now more than ever, the Five Stairsteps' "O-o-h Child" is the greatest song ever written.
My wife is now 100% Team Groot.
― brimming with misplaced confidence (Phil D.), Saturday, 2 August 2014 13:29 (eleven years ago)
holy fuck was this Dave Bautista dude drawn by Segar or what
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/77/Dave_Batista_-_Guardians_of_the_Galaxy_premiere_-_July_2014_%28cropped%29.jpg/320px-Dave_Batista_-_Guardians_of_the_Galaxy_premiere_-_July_2014_%28cropped%29.jpg
― boney tassel (sic), Saturday, 2 August 2014 13:55 (eleven years ago)
Cosmo
― Stephen King's Threaderstarter (kingfish), Saturday, 2 August 2014 15:16 (eleven years ago)
That is Captain Easy with a beard.
― rockist papist scissorist (WilliamC), Saturday, 2 August 2014 15:32 (eleven years ago)
my first thought was http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/236x/3b/72/f9/3b72f993bd6fb8063cbe9d644878d9f8.jpg
― go ahead. make vid where u rap about this new TMNT movie. (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 2 August 2014 15:41 (eleven years ago)
Loved this.
― Neanderthal, Saturday, 2 August 2014 18:43 (eleven years ago)
this was p great! didn't take itself to seriously, equal time for all the characters to shine, and the soundtrack made it extra fun!
gonna give the series a crack - collection 1 preordered : D
― SEEMS TO ME (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 2 August 2014 21:57 (eleven years ago)
If you can, start with the Annihilation & Annihilation: Conquest series, which is great and sets up everything.
The most recent Bendis series is not as fun as what Abnett & Lanning (or Keith Giffen) wrote
― Stephen King's Threaderstarter (kingfish), Saturday, 2 August 2014 22:14 (eleven years ago)
Which collection? '70s, Giffen/Annihilation, DnA or Bendis? (...or Mantlo/Mignola's '80s Rocket Racoon? obv trying to guess what Marvel may have failed to get onto shelves to tie in is a fool's game)
― boney tassel (sic), Saturday, 2 August 2014 22:15 (eleven years ago)
Abnett and Lanning's runs're EXACTLY what cosmic goofy fun comics shd be, imo
― sonic thedgehod (albvivertine), Saturday, 2 August 2014 22:32 (eleven years ago)
Annihilation Classic(or something) has the origin issues for Rocket & Groot & others
― Stephen King's Threaderstarter (kingfish), Saturday, 2 August 2014 22:36 (eleven years ago)
veg, i dunno if you have access to marvel unlimited where you live but for seventy bucks or so you can get all those books on your ipad http://marvel.com/comics/unlimited
― go ahead. make vid where u rap about this new TMNT movie. (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 2 August 2014 23:01 (eleven years ago)
I'm rereading the GotG-book as well. Boy it's fun, but it's also quite a bit more complex than I remembered. Like, there are 13 members of the team pretty early on. But really, really fun.
Can't wait to see this with my brother, but he is on holliday.
― Frederik B, Saturday, 2 August 2014 23:03 (eleven years ago)
i'm pretty much sold and will see this as soon as i can
― go ahead. make vid where u rap about this new TMNT movie. (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 2 August 2014 23:07 (eleven years ago)
lol simmer down nerds jeez :)
this is what i orderedGuardians of the Galaxy by Abnett & Lanning: The Complete Collection Volume 1 by Dan Abnett et al. http://www.amazon.com/dp/0785190643/ref=cm_sw_r_udp_awd_Qhx3tb1BPWE75
― SEEMS TO ME (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 2 August 2014 23:19 (eleven years ago)
Kickass, that rules
― sonic thedgehod (albvivertine), Saturday, 2 August 2014 23:37 (eleven years ago)
:D
― SEEMS TO ME (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 2 August 2014 23:38 (eleven years ago)
A reminder: if ppl like this film (or Rom and Dire Wraiths), they might want to consider matching their ticket price with a donation to Bill Mantlo's ongoing care.
― boney tassel (sic), Sunday, 3 August 2014 00:04 (eleven years ago)
Look who gets namechecked:
http://www.nerdist.com/2014/08/exclusive-guardians-of-the-galaxy-director-james-gunn-on-marvels-cosmic-past-present-and-future/
JG: Well, I liked different characters. But I definitely liked Bill Mantlo’s work – especially on ROM: SpaceKnight. He’s the creator of Rocket, you know, so that’s pretty cool…
― Stephen King's Threaderstarter (kingfish), Sunday, 3 August 2014 00:55 (eleven years ago)
Marvel Unlimited is great. I think all the Infinity Gauntlet series is on there too. The fact that for less than the price of a Marvel trade, you can read all the comics you want for 30 days, it's a pretty good deal.
― Stephen King's Threaderstarter (kingfish), Sunday, 3 August 2014 00:56 (eleven years ago)
This is worth it:
http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/0785134107/ref=mp_s_a_1_1?qid=1407027503&sr=8-1&pi=SY200_QL40
― Stephen King's Threaderstarter (kingfish), Sunday, 3 August 2014 00:59 (eleven years ago)
Zachylon is dead to me for suggesting drax plays the sax in this, but it was terrific all the same
― da croupier, Sunday, 3 August 2014 01:19 (eleven years ago)
he had like a 5 minute solo
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Sunday, 3 August 2014 01:48 (eleven years ago)
shocked at how much i liked bradley cooper in this.
― SEEMS TO ME (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 3 August 2014 01:51 (eleven years ago)
http://media.giphy.com/media/OSTAXChhXXCik/giphy.gif
― da croupier, Sunday, 3 August 2014 01:52 (eleven years ago)
weird how they didn't have that in the actual film
this was great btw. happy to be proven wrong on my guesses on this film's quality and box office success
― Nhex, Sunday, 3 August 2014 02:55 (eleven years ago)
Zachylon is dead to me for suggesting drax plays the sax in this, but it was terrific all the same― da croupier, Sunday, August 3, 2014 1:19 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalinkhe had like a 5 minute solo― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Sunday, August 3, 2014 1:48 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― da croupier, Sunday, August 3, 2014 1:19 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Sunday, August 3, 2014 1:48 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
died
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 3 August 2014 03:06 (eleven years ago)
Am happy they really did a lot of the "fuck it RAMMING SPEED" thing in the film, capped by the scene with Drax just laughing maniacally in his chair
Also, stepped into a Subway today( they're doing the American fast food tie-in) and whilst using the john, the Raspberries came on the PA. It was a nice touch.
― Stephen King's Threaderstarter (kingfish), Sunday, 3 August 2014 04:28 (eleven years ago)
timing of the Classic Rock poll couldn't have been more perfect for me seeing this movie. I mean, not that it was heavy on the classic rock but it got me super-primed for all this nostalgia, soundtrack-wise
― SEEMS TO ME (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 3 August 2014 05:50 (eleven years ago)
Oh man. This isn't perfect (the audience I saw it with was noticeably confused by the huge dump of nonsense planet and alien names at the beginning, the screenplay is a bit too "LET'S SAY OUT LOUD WHAT THE STAKES ARE SO NOBODY FORGETS," Ronan is just kind of a garbage villain*, criminal underuse of Peter Serafinowicz and the bare minimum of John C. Reilly) but so fucking fun! While we're talking the soundtrack, the use of "Moonage Daydream" was wonderful, too. And Groot might be my favorite all-digital/mocap character ever- not that that's a terribly high bar to clear, but it's such an expressive model that manages to be cartoony but believably physical, and Vin Diesel gets some good nuance out of his line. One other thing I loved about the whole CGI critter double act: how the film never seems to take a firm stand on whether Rocket actually understands what Groot is saying or is just basically ignoring him and reacting to what he wants/expects to hear.
*though again, I guess that's the point of the ending
― You guys are caterpillar (Telephone thing), Sunday, 3 August 2014 06:18 (eleven years ago)
i need giffage of Pratt's 'Ooh Child' dance
― SEEMS TO ME (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 3 August 2014 06:22 (eleven years ago)
okay so first of all SZ may not be a harlot but her review is def blinkered and ungenerous. doubly so given how generous the flick in question is.
Shades of Raiders, Star Wars, Flash Gordon, and a very healthy dose of Big Trouble in Little China.
Even Bradley Cooper is likeable. He'll between Caesar, Rocket and Groot we're really ready for a Best Mocap in a Leading Role.
― resulting post (rogermexico.), Sunday, 3 August 2014 07:53 (eleven years ago)
Sean Gunn actually did the majority of the mocap work for Rocket
― Number None, Sunday, 3 August 2014 08:33 (eleven years ago)
And he's credited!
― resulting post (rogermexico.), Sunday, 3 August 2014 08:37 (eleven years ago)
He also did Thanos, who was kinda lame I thought. Him actually having Josh Brolin's face really didn't work for me
― Number None, Sunday, 3 August 2014 08:39 (eleven years ago)
Liked it; didn't love it. It's like a modern, self-aware Battle Beyond the Stars than anything else. I never warmed to Chris Pratt's doofus bro character, which might be why I'm sliiightly luke-hot on the film. Wonderfully designed, though, especially Chris Foss' spaceships.
― painfully alive in a drugged and dying culture (DavidM), Sunday, 3 August 2014 10:41 (eleven years ago)
http://mindlessones.com/2014/07/31/gah-dians-more-like-geddit/
― boney tassel (sic), Sunday, 3 August 2014 12:01 (eleven years ago)
I didn't mind that they were a Dirty Dozen band of cynical, self-serving a-holes, more that they were so juvenile with it. But...
It also actually had some scenes with colours that aren’t orange or bluish-grey — not many, but a few
― painfully alive in a drugged and dying culture (DavidM), Sunday, 3 August 2014 12:28 (eleven years ago)
that's sort of ridiculous, another in the endless vein of film crit that makes a bunch of extreme statements without clarifying any of them (armond would be a bit easier to take if he didn't love doing this so much)
no idea what the idea behind "every character betrays everyone" is but if it's anything like this
I began to have doubts about this when the first post-credits sequence in the film established the protagonist very firmly as a psychopath. I mean that in the literal sense, not a euphemistic one — in the space of about two minutes he’s cruel to animals for his own amusement, steals a priceless object, tries to use glib, manipulative charm to escape the consequences of his reckless attitude, reveals that he has a hugely grandiose sense of self-importance, and at least attempts murder (we see him shoot three people — one gets up, and we don’t know about the other two).
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Sunday, 3 August 2014 17:34 (eleven years ago)
So unsurprisingly there's supposed to be a lot of in-jokes hidden in the bar scene and Collector's collection, everything from possible Daft Punk having a beer to Adam Warlock's cocoon to Beta Ray Thor.
http://cdn.screenrant.com/wp-content/uploads/Guardians-of-the-Galaxy-Adam-Warlock-Easter-Egg.jpg
also:
James Gunn@JamesGunnFor those of you who asked, yes, Quill’s ship The Milano is named after his awesome childhood crush @Alyssa_Milano. #GuardiansoftheGalaxy Reply Retweet Favorite More11:51 AM - 29 Jul 2014
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For those of you who asked, yes, Quill’s ship The Milano is named after his awesome childhood crush @Alyssa_Milano. #GuardiansoftheGalaxy
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― Stephen King's Threaderstarter (kingfish), Sunday, 3 August 2014 17:36 (eleven years ago)
James Gunn @JamesGunn Aug 1.@eonline @dresserlook My dog @VonSpears is in THIS #GOTG. He's the holographic dog with the little girl on Morag near the beginning.Reply Retweet Favorite More12:28 PM - 1 Aug 2014 · Details
.@eonline @dresserlook My dog @VonSpears is in THIS #GOTG. He's the holographic dog with the little girl on Morag near the beginning.
12:28 PM - 1 Aug 2014 · Details
http://photos-a.ak.instagram.com/hphotos-ak-xap1/10499199_854933287869472_1206658492_n.jpg
― Stephen King's Threaderstarter (kingfish), Sunday, 3 August 2014 17:46 (eleven years ago)
also, that was Eson the Searcher, only with a purple Infinity Gem-infused paintjob
― Stephen King's Threaderstarter (kingfish), Sunday, 3 August 2014 18:06 (eleven years ago)
Yeah, that review above seems to miss the point that this is Star Wars if all the characters were Han Solo.
― brimming with misplaced confidence (Phil D.), Sunday, 3 August 2014 18:06 (eleven years ago)
I forgot to mention at our screening yesterday, the end-credit Howard the Duck scene got massive laughs from one dude in particular who I'm pretty sure was Max Cady. Like no shit he was all BWAAAAAAHAHHHH AHHHHHAHAHAHAA HAHAHAHAHAAHHAAAA in that way that says to everyone in the vicinity 'THAT REFERENCE! I TOTALLY GET IT YOU GUYS.'
― SEEMS TO ME (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 3 August 2014 18:57 (eleven years ago)
i used to have a friend who exclusively laughed that laugh
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Sunday, 3 August 2014 19:06 (eleven years ago)
used to
This was fun if light. How many recent marvel movies have a giant ship crashing into land? Avengers, Thor 2, captain America 2, this ...
― Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 3 August 2014 19:15 (eleven years ago)
Yowza. http://io9.com/guardians-of-the-galaxy-crushes-box-office-records-with-1615405651?utm_campaign=socialflow_io9_facebook&utm_source=io9_facebook&utm_medium=socialflow
Not long ago, people were convinced that Guardians of the Galaxy was too minor a franchise with too goofy a premise to succeed at the box office. Disney shut those critics up this morning, reporting a weekend haul of $94-million dollars – the biggest August opening of all time.August's previous record-holder? The Bourne Ultimatum, which, in 2007, opened with a $69.2-million weekend.GotG's colossal weekend makes its opening the third-biggest of the year, trailing just behind Transformers 4's $97.5-million release and Captain America: The Winter Soldier's $95-million opening. Overseas, GotG debuted to $66.4-million. For those of you keeping score at home, $65–70M is what the film was originally projected to gross here in the U.S. – that it met that projection overseas, and outstripped it domestically by fifty percent, is huge. Just huge.
August's previous record-holder? The Bourne Ultimatum, which, in 2007, opened with a $69.2-million weekend.
GotG's colossal weekend makes its opening the third-biggest of the year, trailing just behind Transformers 4's $97.5-million release and Captain America: The Winter Soldier's $95-million opening. Overseas, GotG debuted to $66.4-million. For those of you keeping score at home, $65–70M is what the film was originally projected to gross here in the U.S. – that it met that projection overseas, and outstripped it domestically by fifty percent, is huge. Just huge.
― brimming with misplaced confidence (Phil D.), Sunday, 3 August 2014 19:57 (eleven years ago)
http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--RD1edZ9M--/840535846751927878.gif
― brimming with misplaced confidence (Phil D.), Sunday, 3 August 2014 19:59 (eleven years ago)
150 mill on an opening weekend for a film that cost 170 to produce and another 30 to market means they'll recoup costs in week one and that your children's children will probably primarily know rocky raccoon not as a beatles song but via bill mantlocommerce is odd, pop culture is fickle
― go ahead. make vid where u rap about this new TMNT movie. (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 3 August 2014 19:59 (eleven years ago)
xpost Can I buy one of those yet?
― Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 3 August 2014 20:00 (eleven years ago)
studios only get a percentage of ticket sales forks
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Sunday, 3 August 2014 20:08 (eleven years ago)
typically 2/3 domestic and 1/2 foreign iirc
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Sunday, 3 August 2014 20:09 (eleven years ago)
your children's children will probably primarily know rocky raccoon not as a beatles song but via bill mantlo - and i thought i liked the movie before!
― balls, Sunday, 3 August 2014 20:13 (eleven years ago)
z, yer right; i'm being hyperbolic. they'll recoup well before video tho'
― go ahead. make vid where u rap about this new TMNT movie. (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 3 August 2014 20:22 (eleven years ago)
general metric of b.o. franchise success I go by is
if the worldwide gross is less than the production budget: SOMEBODY GETS FIREDif the worldwide gross is less than 2x the production budget: SHAMEFUL TURKEYif the worldwide gross is 2x the production budget: we're probably in the "breakeven" area, where there may not be a sequel or just a straight-to-dvd one or they might add the joker or the rock next timeif the worldwide gross is 3x time production budget: oh yeah, there will be a sequelif the worldwide gross if 5x time production budget: the sequel was probably announced before it came out
― da croupier, Sunday, 3 August 2014 20:38 (eleven years ago)
I'm not ready to say NEW STAR WARS or whatever and obv there have been bigger franchise debuts (spider-man made over 100m in its first weekend with a decade less of ticket inflation), but making 94m in the first weekend off characters with like zero name-recognition value compared to even Iron Man is O___O
― da croupier, Sunday, 3 August 2014 20:49 (eleven years ago)
for comparison - avatar only made 77m in its first week, pirates of the Caribbean 46m, shrek 42m.
the only other "first in a film franchise" movies to make more than 90m before are Harry Potter 1 (based on a huge series of novels), the hunger games (ditto), Spider-Man (based on a decades old a-level superhero) and Iron Man (based on a decades old at-least-b-level superhero)
― da croupier, Sunday, 3 August 2014 21:12 (eleven years ago)
granted as this movie is Marvel 9-ish as well as Guardians 1, it might be a little more front-loaded than some of those future tentpoles, but i think it's clear the word of mouth is at LEAST as good as shrek's was
― da croupier, Sunday, 3 August 2014 21:15 (eleven years ago)
Also, ticket prices are considerably higher, as you get IMAX 3d and various theater chain knockoffs adding to everything
― Stephen King's Threaderstarter (kingfish), Sunday, 3 August 2014 21:23 (eleven years ago)
as i said, ticket inflation is obv a thing. but this still made more money in its first weekend then captain america or thor, and as the thread title suggests, there was no guarantee "the talking raccoon with the laser gun will be voiced by bradley cooper" was guaranteed to do that well
― da croupier, Sunday, 3 August 2014 21:24 (eleven years ago)
there's simply no world where this box office for a film where a tree says "i am groot" umpteen times isn't outstanding
― da croupier, Sunday, 3 August 2014 21:26 (eleven years ago)
I dunno, I think the massive success of Transformers 4 shows that people are really jonesing to see anything big and loud. That this is sort of coherent, and clever and witty and funny, are huge bonuses.
― Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 3 August 2014 21:42 (eleven years ago)
BTW, was in NYTimes or that Voice review with the massive backhanded complement that this is Vin Diesel's best performance since "The Iron Giant?"
― Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 3 August 2014 21:43 (eleven years ago)
they're right whoever it was
― Number None, Sunday, 3 August 2014 21:47 (eleven years ago)
Hey, what was up with bad guy basically being this ultimate evil dude from "The Keep?"
http://horrorfanzine.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/the-keep-25.jpg
― Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 3 August 2014 21:48 (eleven years ago)
― Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 3 August 2014 21:49 (eleven years ago)
Dammit.
So yeah we saw this, and it was entertaining. Kids were suitably impressed. The right mixture of cornball, smart-ass and gee-whiz. I'm so familiar with Pratt from P&R that it was hard for me to remember sometimes that his character wasn't a total doofus, just a partial one.
― something of an astrological coup (tipsy mothra), Sunday, 3 August 2014 21:59 (eleven years ago)
it might've been a real genius case of scheduling -- there's been a dearth of real blockbuster action for 3 weeks, nothing coming after it and nothing competing with it directly because studios are scared of the word "august", but feige and co recognized that the weekend of august 1st (really july 31st) is still basically july when people have been waiting several weeks and the marvel brand is reliable enough to give it a good push anyway
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Sunday, 3 August 2014 22:06 (eleven years ago)
while obv the transformers franchise could buy and sell us all off the global numbers, this new one is actually set to be the least successful yet in the US, and might make less money than the first one did in '07. That first one made 70m in its first week, being based off a toy franchise that earned its own animated movie in the 80s. So yeah, even with "america likes loud" a given, this is a really big number for a concept with zero previous recognition. That it was well scheduled, well promoted, etc doesn't change that.
― da croupier, Sunday, 3 August 2014 22:08 (eleven years ago)
and americas love of big and loud didn't help edge of tomorrow, which also cost 175m and made a third of this in its first week
― da croupier, Sunday, 3 August 2014 22:12 (eleven years ago)
a third of what guardians made, to be clear
― da croupier, Sunday, 3 August 2014 22:13 (eleven years ago)
i mean the only reason this is doing so well is because everyone loves chris pratt right?
― write 500 words of song (sleepingbag), Sunday, 3 August 2014 22:17 (eleven years ago)
haha i was just going to note that most movies of late that break 70m in the first week without a "I love that toy/character/novel!" element tend to have starred someone like Smith, Cruise or Carrey.
― da croupier, Sunday, 3 August 2014 22:19 (eleven years ago)
or vin diesel
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Sunday, 3 August 2014 22:21 (eleven years ago)
"i tell ya, this movie's gonna big! chronicles of riddick big!"
― da croupier, Sunday, 3 August 2014 22:23 (eleven years ago)
so how stupid is it i haven't seen any of the new fast & furious movies (which are apparently top notch entertainment) cuz i only saw the first one and i'm worried there's too much backstory i'll be lost on.
also this thread seems as fitting as any other to note that croup got a shoutout from the new yorker (.com, but still)
― balls, Sunday, 3 August 2014 22:33 (eleven years ago)
also they don't keep making these cuz americans love big and loud
― balls, Sunday, 3 August 2014 22:35 (eleven years ago)
Please balls, did you not see that anonymous blogger got shouted out, don't ruin the mystery
― da croupier, Sunday, 3 August 2014 22:38 (eleven years ago)
AN anonymous blogger, I mean
Oh, I've said too much already
― da croupier, Sunday, 3 August 2014 22:40 (eleven years ago)
― Josh in Chicago, Sunday, August 3, 2014
nothing backhanded about that. The Iron Giant is a towering masterpiece and there's no shame in saying that it's the best thing Vin Diesel, Brad Bird and Harry Connick will ever do.
― resulting post (rogermexico.), Monday, 4 August 2014 00:15 (eleven years ago)
we've probably reached the point where I shouldn't need to ask, but any strong opinions about 3D vs no 3D for this one?
― David Schramm (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 4 August 2014 00:30 (eleven years ago)
3D was nbd but IMAX def worth it
― resulting post (rogermexico.), Monday, 4 August 2014 00:34 (eleven years ago)
it's ok, the usual "big crazy bits of crap flying around everywhere" setpieces but not a gamechanger
― Nhex, Monday, 4 August 2014 00:36 (eleven years ago)
it felt more like it was involving and taking advantage of 3d than some movies but basically choose 3d if you like seeing movies in 3d (i do).
― balls, Monday, 4 August 2014 00:38 (eleven years ago)
considering seeing it in 3D for dolby atmos but i hate 3D
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Monday, 4 August 2014 00:39 (eleven years ago)
his character wasn't a total doofus,
http://www.fatmovieguy.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/guardians-of-the-galaxy-john-c-reilly.jpg"I don't think anyone is 100% doofus."
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 4 August 2014 00:46 (eleven years ago)
I saw this in 2D, and there were several moments that were clearly meant to be impressive in 3D.
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 4 August 2014 00:47 (eleven years ago)
Iron Giant *is* a masterpiece. But it's *such* a backhanded complement to say that his best role since he did the voice of a sweet grunting animated giant 15 years ago is doing the voice of a sweet grunting animated giant. Granted, he hasn't done much of merit since then, but I have a hunch the put-down came before a perusal of his post-Iron Giant filmography. Which at least has "Boiler Room" and "Find Me Guilty."
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 4 August 2014 00:51 (eleven years ago)
Just got back from seeing this. It was OK, but I won't go beyond OK. I've always preferred Marvel's earth-based superheroes to the cosmic titles and storylines, and that preference carries over to the films as well. But apparently "fun" in film terms means "loud and explodey." Rather than pegging the needle in the red and keeping it there for almost the full 120 minutes, some time could have been given over to story, character and world building.
― rockist papist scissorist (WilliamC), Monday, 4 August 2014 01:38 (eleven years ago)
space hater
― SEEMS TO ME (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 4 August 2014 01:58 (eleven years ago)
All the proggy spacescapes seemed very apropos after the classic rock poll. Lots of Roger Dean in there.
― something of an astrological coup (tipsy mothra), Monday, 4 August 2014 02:08 (eleven years ago)
Yeah, its neat to go from seeing the Jodorowsky docu to this
― Stephen King's Threaderstarter (kingfish), Monday, 4 August 2014 02:23 (eleven years ago)
Also, re-read my copy of Infinity Gauntlet yesterday and aside from the fact that thought balloons had mostly been dropped by 1991, I noticed this bit in the last ish:
https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/10551076_10152230538271596_844053483850618526_n.jpg?oh=078133498b58d6a619457bfc5daa69d3&oe=54483EDA&__gda__=1413941642_1e65b5bf96519ce842f518553b8c3eb4
Which gives me the vibe that a young Geoff Johns saw this page and got the inkling for a certain massive Green Lantern mega-event 15 years later
― Stephen King's Threaderstarter (kingfish), Monday, 4 August 2014 02:35 (eleven years ago)
As far as character building goes, yeah, my daughter turned to me halfway through and asked, verbatim, "Wait, what did his mother dying of cancer have to do with any of this?" On the plus side, the movie took a quirky cult title with no household names, introduced several strange characters, many hidden beneath make-up and the two most bankable stars going voice-only, and did a more than adequate job conveying individual backstory/motivation. Pretty impressive, I think. The only real head-scratcher for newbies might be the role Thanos, or maybe the Collector, but they're clearly saving those cards to be played later. As always, with the exception of Loki, the villain was the weak link. This dude might as well have been the evil elf lord in Thor 2.
I did think the battle/fight scenes were typical Hollywood hard-to-follow noise, but the comedic beats were so perfectly timed they propelled things right along. Chris Pratt does blank slate as well as anyone, but he has a real mischievous spark that's hard to resist, and he plays the not quite hapless hero with a heart of gold well.
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 4 August 2014 02:56 (eleven years ago)
So yeah we saw this, and it was entertaining. Kids were suitably impressed. The right mixture of cornball, smart-ass and gee-whiz.
^^^p much my take too
― a curious shade of pale (onimo), Monday, 4 August 2014 09:54 (eleven years ago)
Apparently Marvel held a special screening for Bill Mantlo. Via his brother Michael on Facebook:
*****WHAT AN INCREDIBLE DAY FOR BILL MANTLO*****! Marvel hooked Bill up with a PRIVATE VIEWING of "Guardians Of The Galaxy", and my wife Liz and my beloved cousin Jean assisted Bill throughout, enabling him to sit back, relax and relish in the AWESOMENESS of what is going to be, in my humble opinion, Marvel's GREATEST AND MOST SUCCESSFUL FILM EVER! Bill thoroughly enjoyed it, giving it his HIGHEST COMPLIMENT (the BIG "THUMB'S UP!"), and when the credits rolled, his face was locked into the HUGEST SMILE I HAVE EVER SEEN HIM WEAR (along with one or two tears of joy)! This was the GREATEST DAY OF THE LAST 22 YEARS for me, our family, and most importantly, BILL MANTLO!
http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--t4uITnXC--/zrfekuhczlz5qtsu2luu.jpg
― brimming with misplaced confidence (Phil D.), Monday, 4 August 2014 11:19 (eleven years ago)
From that above donate link:
UPDATE: In a February Bleeding Cool article, Bill’s brother Mike said, “Bill was treated in an exceptionally fair manner by Marvel/Disney” and that Marvel “has made incredibly generous gestures,” which is fantastic. But the cost of Bill’s care remains enormous and any donations you care make will be greatly appreciated by the family.
So it seems like this is one guy the corporate powers is actually helping out? Seems like an awesome dude. When he left Marvel, he apparently became a public defender in the Bronx, which is second to none as far as selflessness goes.
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 4 August 2014 12:16 (eleven years ago)
Apparently Marvel held a special screening for Bill Mantlo.
They let his brother show him on a laptop.
― boney tassel (sic), Monday, 4 August 2014 12:37 (eleven years ago)
Meh, that's how Oscar voters see half the stuff that's nominated.
― brimming with misplaced confidence (Phil D.), Monday, 4 August 2014 12:40 (eleven years ago)
Yeah, boo to that.
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 4 August 2014 13:10 (eleven years ago)
They used to send out screener DVDs, usually now it's just a password locked link to Vimeo or something
― Nhex, Monday, 4 August 2014 13:14 (eleven years ago)
Am pleased for Bill Mantlo and his family, but seeing this as some great act of corporate benevolence, rather than the smoothing over of a potentially awkward publicity situation ahead of a blockbuster movie opening, demonstrates a faith in the kindness of capitalism that I don't really share.
― sʌxihɔːl (Ward Fowler), Monday, 4 August 2014 13:19 (eleven years ago)
I understand where you are coming from, but just saying, they didn't do this kind of credit where credit is due thing for other creators before the release of previous films, did they? Step in the right direction. Also, per my link, implication is that Marvel and/or Disney have been helping him all along.
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 4 August 2014 13:25 (eleven years ago)
Slither is probably the grossest film I've ever seen, I was amazed Gunn got several well known actors for it. Since Gunn, Sam Raimi and Peter Jackson have all done blockbusters now, maybe we'll get Jorg Buttgereit (Nekromantik) doing family films.
― Robert Adam Gilmour, Monday, 4 August 2014 13:48 (eleven years ago)
I haven't watched Parks & Rec but I have seen all the Fast and Furious movieshttp://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--RD1edZ9M--/840535846751927878.gif
― mh, Monday, 4 August 2014 14:12 (eleven years ago)
^^ I can only assume they used Vin Diesel motion capture technology for this scene
http://www.spray-magazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/vin-diesel-breakdance.jpg
― balls, Monday, 4 August 2014 14:14 (eleven years ago)
I understand where you are coming from, but just saying, they didn't do this kind of credit where credit is due thing for other creators before the release of previous films, did they? Step in the right direction.
They're still not doing it for anyone else. They don't even pay royalties on comics.
Also, per my link, implication is that Marvel and/or Disney have been helping him all along.
Why on earth would Disney have been contributing to Mantlo's health care since 1992?
― boney tassel (sic), Monday, 4 August 2014 16:08 (eleven years ago)
Step in the right direction
If it were a step in the right direction, wouldn't they be settling with the Kirby estate, instead of fighting them in the Supreme Court?
― boney tassel (sic), Monday, 4 August 2014 16:10 (eleven years ago)
I just realized that this had at least as much dancing in it as Spider-Man 3. So I guess there must've been other reasons why I hated that piece of crap so much.
As noted by others, this was a whole lot of fun. And it wasn't afraid to be fun, and funny. Also as noted, Ronan was another disappointingly one-note villain. All the more disappointing given that Ronan in the comics is somewhat complex and not even a true villain per se. I thought we had moved a little beyond the "I'm evil because I'm evil!" style of antagonist these days. Here's to hoping they do Thanos justice.
I'm a little wary of Ant Man given the directorial juggling, but otherwise I'm content at this point to sit back and trust that these Marvel film dudes know what they're doing.
― Dr. Yah Mo B. There, DDS (Old Lunch), Monday, 4 August 2014 19:25 (eleven years ago)
For some stupid reason I watched Amazing Spider-Man 2 the day after seeing this. What an ugly, dispiriting shambles of a film.
Spider-Man 3 is actually preferable. At least it has some camp value
― Number None, Monday, 4 August 2014 19:34 (eleven years ago)
i watched cap america last night. it's pretty good!
― go ahead. make vid where u rap about this new TMNT movie. (forksclovetofu), Monday, 4 August 2014 19:45 (eleven years ago)
gonna try both thors, see what that has to offer.so the canonical OFFICIAL MARVEL U films of the current gen thus far are Iron Man 1/2/3, Thor 1/2, Cap America 1/2, Avengers, Guardians and that's it? Plus Agents of SHIELD i guess?
― go ahead. make vid where u rap about this new TMNT movie. (forksclovetofu), Monday, 4 August 2014 19:46 (eleven years ago)
and Norton the Hulk
― rockist papist scissorist (WilliamC), Monday, 4 August 2014 19:48 (eleven years ago)
the Ed Norton Hulk too. Although I bet they wish it wasn't
― Number None, Monday, 4 August 2014 19:49 (eleven years ago)
see that confuses me: it's canon even if the actor no longer plays the part and none of the characters or character development carries over?
― go ahead. make vid where u rap about this new TMNT movie. (forksclovetofu), Monday, 4 August 2014 19:50 (eleven years ago)
small-bore canon
― rockist papist scissorist (WilliamC), Monday, 4 August 2014 19:51 (eleven years ago)
SLJ's Nick Fury turned up in it. That's enough
― Number None, Monday, 4 August 2014 19:51 (eleven years ago)
it's canon in the sense that it stars the hulk and marvel studios made it and if you want to see it they won't stop you
and fury, yeah
― da croupier, Monday, 4 August 2014 19:54 (eleven years ago)
but while it was a marvel studios movie, it was distributed universal not disney so between that and the casting change and its relative lack of success there's little reason for any callbacks
― da croupier, Monday, 4 August 2014 19:56 (eleven years ago)
I'm not saying Norton as the Hulk would have ruined The Avengers but it probably would have like 50% less good
― Number None, Monday, 4 August 2014 20:00 (eleven years ago)
ruffalo really made a fantastic banner
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 4 August 2014 20:07 (eleven years ago)
and norton's a notorious dick
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Monday, 4 August 2014 20:09 (eleven years ago)
100% dick?
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 4 August 2014 20:11 (eleven years ago)
Norton's Hulk has almost no material connection to the other films but it's a decent flick on its own. It brings the smashy action. And it's soooooo much better than Ang Lee's version but that's some faint praise with which to damn, I know.
― Dr. Yah Mo B. There, DDS (Old Lunch), Monday, 4 August 2014 20:12 (eleven years ago)
norton has insisted on practically ghost-directing (to his mind, at least) a bunch of movies, including the hulk one he was in
― mh, Monday, 4 August 2014 20:12 (eleven years ago)
Oh, btw, Chris Pratt calling a hugely powerful dude who was about to kill everyone in sight "turd blossom" was a thing of perfection and beauty.
― Dr. Yah Mo B. There, DDS (Old Lunch), Monday, 4 August 2014 20:15 (eleven years ago)
Mostly thanks to his delivery. Pratt just has amazing delivery, though.
― Dr. Yah Mo B. There, DDS (Old Lunch), Monday, 4 August 2014 20:16 (eleven years ago)
the director of nortonhulk said there was like another hour of backstory they didn't use which is amazing since a) the film is still almost two hours long and b) based on the avengers, all we need to know is that a charismatic scientist becomes a big green guy when mad
― da croupier, Monday, 4 August 2014 20:17 (eleven years ago)
nortonhulk was still considered a vague sequel to banahulk right?
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Monday, 4 August 2014 20:19 (eleven years ago)
slashfic alert
"'Guardians' Star Chris Pratt Thinks 3-Way Hookup w/ Chris Evans & Robert Downey, Jr. "Sounds Fun.""
wd switch in Anthony Mackie for RDJ tho
― son of a lewd monk (Dr Morbius), Monday, 4 August 2014 20:27 (eleven years ago)
yeah whedon seems to get the hulk, he's said that there will be at least one avenger who doesn't get their own movies between avenger movies so that 'if you want to see the hulk you have to go see the avengers'. hulk's always worked best as an element in a larger story, this kind of combination deus ex machina and element of chaos. would imagine this might become the case w/ iron man also.
― balls, Monday, 4 August 2014 20:35 (eleven years ago)
I think you're allowed to think the Norton Hulk is a sequel to the Ang Lee one if you like yeah
― Number None, Monday, 4 August 2014 20:36 (eleven years ago)
Saw this, liked it. Though the 3d made my head hurt real bad this time. but man, that start with pratt dancing on the planet, that was the most joyful thing i've seen in an action-film in, like, ages. except for perhaps the lego movie, if that counts. boy i hate stupid blockbuster films which aren't even fun. i mean, then what's the point?
― Frederik B, Monday, 4 August 2014 21:15 (eleven years ago)
I can't hear that Redbone song now without a) picturing Chris Pratt dancing and b) wanting to do the EXACT same dance
― SEEMS TO ME (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 4 August 2014 21:26 (eleven years ago)
chris pratt's the lead in the lego movie too, right? (still need to see it.) dude is having a nice year
― da croupier, Monday, 4 August 2014 21:39 (eleven years ago)
He is indeed.
― Ned Raggett, Monday, 4 August 2014 22:08 (eleven years ago)
he is also in jurassic park 6 or whatever, probably playing goldblum
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Monday, 4 August 2014 22:11 (eleven years ago)
Owen (portrayed by Chris Pratt), a member of Jurassic World's on-site staff, conducts behavioral research on the Velociraptors.[2]
ahahahahahahaha
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Monday, 4 August 2014 22:12 (eleven years ago)
*writes "they eat humans when they're pissed" in fancy JP notebook*
― Sufjan Grafton, Monday, 4 August 2014 23:22 (eleven years ago)
yeah the opening dance number really set the right tone. Snow White as brought to you by Troma.
― resulting post (rogermexico.), Monday, 4 August 2014 23:29 (eleven years ago)
The title card popping up in this reminded me of Cabin in the Woods, in that just by the title cards they communicated to you that this was going to be a different kind of movie
― Stephen King's Threaderstarter (kingfish), Monday, 4 August 2014 23:31 (eleven years ago)
uh excuse me opening dance number is a sign of all the sociopathic selfish cruelty to come
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Monday, 4 August 2014 23:34 (eleven years ago)
i was surprised by the title card (which got a huge laugh) cause i thought it was disneymarvel house style to save it for the end
It is, I think
― Stephen King's Threaderstarter (kingfish), Monday, 4 August 2014 23:41 (eleven years ago)
uh excuse me opening dance number is a sign of all the sociopathic selfish cruelty to come --linda cardellini (zachlyon)
yes, we saw the same thing
― resulting post (rogermexico.), Monday, 4 August 2014 23:55 (eleven years ago)
sorry you were traumatized tho
thank you
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Monday, 4 August 2014 23:56 (eleven years ago)
i just remembered the first mix cd i ever made for myself was called AWESOME mix!!!!
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Tuesday, 5 August 2014 00:36 (eleven years ago)
http://37.media.tumblr.com/858b18627e80ca96ad0a587297c0c543/tumblr_n9t48f9YCj1ti5owoo1_500.gif
― SEEMS TO ME (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 5 August 2014 05:07 (eleven years ago)
oops
http://33.media.tumblr.com/da89535cd2173ac6b94f88e50c7d4793/tumblr_n9slnddJtz1qk0gkmo1_400.jpg
http://media.tumblr.com/1804e9452d53bf1c0a70f867954ce7fc/tumblr_n9sl29dMCE1qk0gkmo2_500.jpg
― SEEMS TO ME (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 5 August 2014 05:08 (eleven years ago)
what happened to Batista's nose over the last decade?
― Nhex, Tuesday, 5 August 2014 05:16 (eleven years ago)
I got a big kick out of seeing Lloyd Kaufman as a screaming convict in the prison scene; I had forgotten that James Gunn cut his teeth as Troma's go-to guy for a few years there...
― Walter Galt, Tuesday, 5 August 2014 10:37 (eleven years ago)
Saw this again today in a small-town matinee. Got a far better appreciation of the performances, the costumes, Benecio Del Toro, and the fact that they deliberately went nuts with sneaking in awesome Kirby/Starlin/Perez cosmic insanity. Thought far worse of the dialogue which got way, WAY too on the nose at times. I kinda wish they let Joss do just a quick tightening of some of the lines.
The score is nothing really memorable, but damn does that soundtrack work so great.
― Stephen King's Threaderstarter (kingfish), Wednesday, 6 August 2014 00:01 (eleven years ago)
I saw it again today too!
Soundtrack takes the movie from funny to downright joyous - the songs all get a good airing out, no 5 second blarp bullshit
Enjoyed Bautista even more this time around, esp fight sequences
Also that little laying-down-on-the-sidewalk fight between Saldana & Pratt is great
― SEEMS TO ME (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 6 August 2014 02:46 (eleven years ago)
"go all the way" was a 5 second/low volume background blarp =(
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Wednesday, 6 August 2014 02:47 (eleven years ago)
i knew that would happen as soon as i said it
nerds
― SEEMS TO ME (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 6 August 2014 02:48 (eleven years ago)
that was the song i was most excited about so i was bummed
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Wednesday, 6 August 2014 02:49 (eleven years ago)
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Monday, August 4, 2014 8:36 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
i looked around for this but only found "AWESOME!!! cd pt 2"
close
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Wednesday, 6 August 2014 02:50 (eleven years ago)
I liked how it was that giant tree that chokeslammed a guy, not the pro-wrestler.
Also, all the characters changed costumes at least three times, even rocket. They go from initial -> Ravager crimson(w/ insignia) -> Nova Corps blue at the end.
Curious if they'll bring in any other members next time round; Moondragon, Quasar, Mantis, Nova, or Bug. We haven't seen the Soul Gem yet, so is that when they're going to pull the trigger on Warlock?
The flick both indulges in and comments on a lot of tropes; one thing I noticed today was that not only do they have a slow-mo walk as a group, Gamora is yawning while Rocket adjusts his junk.
― Stephen King's Threaderstarter (kingfish), Wednesday, 6 August 2014 03:32 (eleven years ago)
And the trailers have multiple shots that aren't in the final film; John C Reilly's dismissive naming of them while we see all 5 in a lineup, the shot of Gamora looking all come-hither over her shoulder, and Knowhere is far more detailed.
Fun fact: Peter serafinowicz is the only actor both in this _and_ the Phantom Menace!
― Stephen King's Threaderstarter (kingfish), Wednesday, 6 August 2014 03:37 (eleven years ago)
close, anakin was actually played by a young chris pratt
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Wednesday, 6 August 2014 03:38 (eleven years ago)
Dammit, I thought I had that one
― Stephen King's Threaderstarter (kingfish), Wednesday, 6 August 2014 03:42 (eleven years ago)
saw this tonight, at a small local theater in 3D. enjoyed it, especially the the more sentimental elements (rocket's fit of drunken self-loathing, quill's palpable sense of loss & displacement), but it wasn't quite the ear-to-ear joygasm i'd been led to expect. those expectations may well be the problem, but whatever the cause, i generally felt at some slight remove from all the cutie-pie wiscracking and cosmic derring-do. as with so many contemporary science-fantasy blockbusters, i was most struck by and best remember the design: drax's scarification/tattoos/whatever, xandarian architecture, knowhere, necrocraft, star lord's red-eyed space helmet.
don't get me wrong, damn good movie, far better than most of what marvel's given us so far. not sure i prefer it to the first iron man film, but it's up there. imagine i'll be better able to relax into it on the 2nd pass, w/ my expectations cleared.
― Adding ease. Adding wonder. Adding (contenderizer), Wednesday, 6 August 2014 07:42 (eleven years ago)
I'll never understand why people are so into the first Iron Man. It's really good for an hour and a bit but the final 30 minutes is awful. Which is basically the template for all Marvel films save The Avengers maybe.
I wish they had done more with Gamora in this. That said, a friend wanted to see it today and I actually considered going along, which would make it the first film I've seen twice in theaters during its initial run in years.
― Insane Prince of False Binaries (Gukbe), Wednesday, 6 August 2014 07:46 (eleven years ago)
first iron man worked because robert downey jr (and gwynneth paltrow, though to a lesser extent). "getting by on charm" sounds like a slam, but you can go a long way on crooked smiles and raised eyebrows. quite liked the avengers and the winter soldier too, fwiw.
― Adding ease. Adding wonder. Adding (contenderizer), Wednesday, 6 August 2014 08:00 (eleven years ago)
I kinda wish they let Joss do just a quick tightening of some of the lines.
God, I'm so glad this *didn't* happen.
I'm pretty sure this is it, but just to confirm in case I missed something: at the end Karen Gillan flies off unharmed, Darth Vader-style, right?
― Walter Galt, Wednesday, 6 August 2014 08:39 (eleven years ago)
yes she does
re: Whedon and the script
“After I wrote the first draft of my screenplay everybody seemed to be very excited. They seemed to really love the screenplay and Louis D’Esposito and Kevin Feige and everybody was coming to me and telling how great it was," Gunn said. "Then Joss came in and Joss was happy, but he wasn’t as happy as everybody else and I was like, 'Whoa man!' and he’s like, 'Well I really loved this and this is great, and the story’s been cracked, but you know I just really want there to be more 'James Gunn' in a script. There’s things that are too conventional and I want more James Gunn in it.' I was kinda’ like sittin’ there and then Kevin and Lou were like, 'Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah' and I was like, 'All right, your funeral.' Then went home and I swear to God, I wrote a a 7-page scene where the guys are in the spaceship arguing about something and it’s all dialogue and we’re about to shoot it on Friday.”
― Number None, Wednesday, 6 August 2014 08:46 (eleven years ago)
That part didn't bother me; what bothered me was all that tell-don't-show that plenty of the lines did. Maybe they were aiming at allowing a (much) younger audience to follow along, too, but it felt that they didn't have to make it that obvious.
― Stephen King's Threaderstarter (kingfish), Wednesday, 6 August 2014 12:07 (eleven years ago)
Also, I think Michael Rooker adds far more to this movie than he's going to get credit for
― Stephen King's Threaderstarter (kingfish), Wednesday, 6 August 2014 12:08 (eleven years ago)
― mh, Wednesday, 6 August 2014 13:56 (eleven years ago)
You want to talk about a lack of credit, James gunn sure ain't using the word "revision" re his changes to Nicole Perlman's screenplay there
― da croupier, Wednesday, 6 August 2014 14:05 (eleven years ago)
He claims he more or less rewrote it completely
― Number None, Wednesday, 6 August 2014 14:11 (eleven years ago)
Yeah I got the drift
― da croupier, Wednesday, 6 August 2014 14:16 (eleven years ago)
He may well have but between little credit grabs like that and his "world thank you for letting a raccoon bring you humanity" valedictory Facebook address I'm starting to worry about this guy. I don't want to see his The Lovely Bones.
― da croupier, Wednesday, 6 August 2014 14:20 (eleven years ago)
the actual quote
But it is very rare that a director's INTENTIONS in creating a film, or a scene, or a character, or a line of dialogue are, seemingly, specifically what is experienced by an audience (not to mention critics!), and that seems to be what has happened here. You have allowed a talking raccoon - for a moment, a minute, or a day - to make you a little more human. And for that, I am profoundly grateful.
https://www.facebook.com/jgunn/posts/10152606005179570
no mention of a credited co-screenwriter
further ball-tripping: The movie is for anyone who ever felt cast aside, left out, or different. It's for all of us who don't belong. This movie belongs to you. And, today, I think we're doing okay.
I mean, this a guy whose previous directorial efforts made 7m and 300k now breaking summer box office records, but still. tripping balls.
― da croupier, Wednesday, 6 August 2014 14:27 (eleven years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WdqfR0wRTbI
― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 6 August 2014 15:36 (eleven years ago)
I keep thinking of Gunn as the ex-Mr. Pam Halpert
― Nhex, Wednesday, 6 August 2014 15:41 (eleven years ago)
pratt is hurtling into benedict cumberbatch hatability so fuckin fast
― adam, Wednesday, 6 August 2014 15:43 (eleven years ago)
man if i was going to hate every dude my age who knows an eminem verse by heart
― da croupier, Wednesday, 6 August 2014 15:50 (eleven years ago)
it would take A LOT of undo the years of goodwill from his P&R efforts
― Nhex, Wednesday, 6 August 2014 15:50 (eleven years ago)
if ubiquity = hatability I guess I could take your point, but Pratt has been a consistently entertaining presence in everything I've seen him in and he hasn't done anything gross in public that I know of, so I don't really get the hate.
― Dokken played here for a Ribfest and people were total assholes (Sparkle Motion), Wednesday, 6 August 2014 16:00 (eleven years ago)
― Harper Valley PTSD (WilliamC), Wednesday, 6 August 2014 16:01 (eleven years ago)
Yeah, who ever really liked Cumberbatch and why?
― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 6 August 2014 16:12 (eleven years ago)
he was good in Sherlock. i have no idea what his RL persona is like though
― Nhex, Wednesday, 6 August 2014 16:13 (eleven years ago)
Cheeky?
― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 6 August 2014 16:20 (eleven years ago)
If anything, I'm pleased that Chris Pratt is hitting such a successful streak in his career, both because it feels like he's earned it and because I always like seeing him in stuff. And he seems like a solid dude, by all accounts. Save the hate for when he hits his "Johnny Depp post-Captain Jack" slump.
― Dr. Yah Mo B. There, DDS (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 6 August 2014 16:21 (eleven years ago)
yeah, he provides the most vivid (npi) and engaging character moments in the film, not to slight pratt. no one's really terrible, but some of the other roles and/or performances could have used a drop more juice. dull baddies, gamora going heart-melty sweet way too quick, glenn close reduced to a hairstyle.
― Adding ease. Adding wonder. Adding (contenderizer), Wednesday, 6 August 2014 17:03 (eleven years ago)
i was wondering how rooker would handle blue skin and a mohawk. that he handled it like he handles just about every other role was so baller.
― da croupier, Wednesday, 6 August 2014 17:09 (eleven years ago)
Agreed that Close, Reilly, & esp Sarafinowicz didn't get enough screentime. Also felt that Nebula didn't get enough character moments, but came off well as the Darth Maul of the flick. I would not have recognized her as Karen Gillan had I not known ahead of time.
― Dokken played here for a Ribfest and people were total assholes (Sparkle Motion), Wednesday, 6 August 2014 17:17 (eleven years ago)
Reilly's reunion with his orange-hued wife and kid was pretty lol
― Number None, Wednesday, 6 August 2014 17:23 (eleven years ago)
Chris Pratt is borderline unlikeable in this. He's like some bro dude sitcom character somehow caught up in a space opera.
― painfully alive in a drugged and dying culture (DavidM), Wednesday, 6 August 2014 17:46 (eleven years ago)
yeah who'd like that
― da croupier, Wednesday, 6 August 2014 17:50 (eleven years ago)
hope someone got fired for that blunder
he's not 100% dick
― resulting post (rogermexico.), Wednesday, 6 August 2014 17:51 (eleven years ago)
ppl do like terrible sitcoms
― painfully alive in a drugged and dying culture (DavidM), Wednesday, 6 August 2014 17:57 (eleven years ago)
I wish pratt would have had an opportunity to use web md diagnose his ship with network connectivity problems.
― Dokken played here for a Ribfest and people were total assholes (Sparkle Motion), Wednesday, 6 August 2014 18:06 (eleven years ago)
One of the bits to watch for if/when you watch this again is Rooker's sincere delight and engagement at the brokerage when he goes on about his interest in little figurines.
Also cute that he had a heavily-mutated Pikachu on his console.
And multiple gold teeth.
― Stephen King's Threaderstarter (kingfish), Wednesday, 6 August 2014 18:38 (eleven years ago)
― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, August 6, 2014 4:20 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
.................with cheekbones
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 6 August 2014 20:07 (eleven years ago)
there's a promo video of vin diesel on kangaroo stilts recording 'yo soy groot' for about 5 minutes with different inflections.
― Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 6 August 2014 20:18 (eleven years ago)
I could do with another 5-10 minutes of Rooker in this, easy. Hell, give him the screentime wasted on Thanos.
― You guys are caterpillar (Telephone thing), Thursday, 7 August 2014 03:32 (eleven years ago)
yeah thanos was a bit of a letdown. seemed insufficiently... massy?
― resulting post (rogermexico.), Thursday, 7 August 2014 04:27 (eleven years ago)
rooker didnt do anything but be rooker which is great & he was well cast but let's not kid ourselves here, cmon
― SEEMS TO ME (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 7 August 2014 04:35 (eleven years ago)
sure, but same goes for pratt, reilly, even glenn close (whose part was basically "oh look glenn close is president of a planet now")
― Adding ease. Adding wonder. Adding (contenderizer), Thursday, 7 August 2014 09:10 (eleven years ago)
i agree!
― SEEMS TO ME (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 7 August 2014 18:13 (eleven years ago)
nerds are fucking hardcorehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LAoZDKlbzTc
― go ahead. make vid where u rap about this new TMNT movie. (forksclovetofu), Friday, 8 August 2014 04:16 (eleven years ago)
oh lord
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 8 August 2014 14:11 (eleven years ago)
How far off can "Forgot About Drax" be at this point?
― Welcome to my spooooooky carnival! Hope I don't... blow your mind! (Phil D.), Friday, 8 August 2014 14:29 (eleven years ago)
don't you do that Phil D
don't you put that evil into the world
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 8 August 2014 15:07 (eleven years ago)
i still love the 'oh wow, white guy nails Eminem karaoke from a 14 year old song that most heads can quote from memory'. even my non hip hop loving brother has thrown it down at karaoke nights.
Pratt is cool tho. would definitely share a Shirley Temple w/ him
― Neanderthal, Saturday, 9 August 2014 16:50 (eleven years ago)
this was great!
― scott seward, Sunday, 10 August 2014 20:22 (eleven years ago)
i am fighting the urge to see it a third time
― SEEMS TO ME (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 10 August 2014 20:23 (eleven years ago)
It was fun. It took homework after the movie to realize I've seen and heard Pratt before.
― guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 10 August 2014 21:26 (eleven years ago)
from The O.C. right?
http://img2-2.timeinc.net/ew/i/2013/07/31/the-oc-chris-pratt-12.jpg
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Sunday, 10 August 2014 21:32 (eleven years ago)
loool
― SEEMS TO ME (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 10 August 2014 21:39 (eleven years ago)
I thought it was a pretty entertaining cast. CGI on Rocket Racoon and Groot is the big winner, as those characters really did a lot of cool facial humor for something animated. I give Marvel thumbs up for trying such an oddball comedy as a movie. Other than the first scene, the rest of the movie takes place out in space.
I kind of agree the look for Thanos didn't seem that great and Ronan the Accuser I think they totally missed. I thought Ronan pretty much looked like stuff they had left over designs from the Frost Giants in the last Thor movie. The was too darkly colored.
― earlnash, Sunday, 10 August 2014 22:39 (eleven years ago)
And Ronan's character overall was quite dull & heavy, idk that i wanted him to be wacky per se but maybe a little humor there could have helped.
― SEEMS TO ME (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 10 August 2014 22:54 (eleven years ago)
Ronan was expendable. I understand that by placing him as another layer between the heroes and Thanos it builds suspense but
― guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 10 August 2014 23:01 (eleven years ago)
Ronan seemed oafish, kinda dim and not really scary. I think a character with a snarky attitude like say what Alan Rickman does in Die Hard could have maybe been better.
― earlnash, Monday, 11 August 2014 22:55 (eleven years ago)
Loki excepted, these Marvel villains have sucked.
― guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 11 August 2014 22:56 (eleven years ago)
The battle scenes dragged on too long, much like in the Avengers, and Ronan was pretty blank (maybe too much snark would have been too Loki-ish?) but this was so much fun overall.
No one in my theater understood the Howard The Duck cameo.
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Monday, 11 August 2014 22:57 (eleven years ago)
xp Guy Pearce wasn't too bad in the last Iron Man. At least he appeared to be having fun with it. Also James Badge Dale.
― Welcome to my spooooooky carnival! Hope I don't... blow your mind! (Phil D.), Monday, 11 August 2014 23:04 (eleven years ago)
all the villainry in IM3 was great
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Monday, 11 August 2014 23:14 (eleven years ago)
Lee Pace is a weird performer
― Number None, Monday, 11 August 2014 23:18 (eleven years ago)
I thought he was totally fine in the role, if a bit generic scenery-chewing-bad guy, that was the part
― Nhex, Monday, 11 August 2014 23:19 (eleven years ago)
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Monday, August 11, 2014 6:57 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
most of mine were like 'oh lol 80s reference'. i think most moviegoers don't realize it was a comic.
― Neanderthal, Tuesday, 12 August 2014 04:26 (eleven years ago)
went into this with no prior knowledge of GotG & had a great time watching it. they hooked me early with Redbone.
― example (crüt), Sunday, 17 August 2014 07:20 (eleven years ago)
me and my kids just got back from seeing this.we all absolutely loved it.have avoided all reviews/write ups etc, know nothing re the comic book, so the whole thing was new to me.lots of genuine laughs and excitement.such a unexpected treat.
― mark e, Sunday, 17 August 2014 17:48 (eleven years ago)
Saw it today. When I first saw the trailer it reminded me of The Fifth Element; that's exactly what I was hoping I'd get, and I did. Laughed a lot. Don't give the tiniest shit how it fits into Marvel Universe continuity or whatever.
― Humorist (horse) (誤訳侮辱), Sunday, 17 August 2014 18:38 (eleven years ago)
I also saw this today and it ruled
― Star Gentle Uterus (DJP), Monday, 18 August 2014 03:21 (eleven years ago)
Tears in a CGI raccoon's eyes so much more effective than I thought possible.
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Monday, 18 August 2014 04:25 (eleven years ago)
This was great. The only response in our screening to the post-credits screeing, besides my laught, was some guy's really loud, "well I can't believe I waited for that!".
― Bus Sex Teen Busted After Queef Beef (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 18 August 2014 21:46 (eleven years ago)
"screeing" wtf?
post credits screed
― Dokken played here for a Ribfest and people were total assholes (Sparkle Motion), Monday, 18 August 2014 21:47 (eleven years ago)
young nerdy-kinda-kid made eye contact with me as we were walking out & said 'I have no idea what that was', he seemed legit bummed that he didn't get it
― SEEMS TO ME (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 18 August 2014 21:52 (eleven years ago)
:(
it's a serious blow to nerd cred if you don't get the stinger, since those are there for the hardcore
― erry red flag (f. hazel), Monday, 18 August 2014 22:12 (eleven years ago)
There was a lot of laughter over the post-credits scene in my theater, surprisingly and thankfully.
― The Ape In The Outhouse (Old Lunch), Monday, 18 August 2014 22:16 (eleven years ago)
One of the comics bloggers made the good point that the Collector keeps sentient beings such as Howard as slaves in cages and the movie just sort of waves away the yicky morality of that as "oh that wacky Collector, lol." I don't know if he did/does that in the comics, but my impression had been that he only collected artifacts, weapons, etc.
― Cindy Operahouse (WilliamC), Tuesday, 19 August 2014 01:57 (eleven years ago)
Yeah, I think the movie has pretty much escalated him into being a full-on slaver, since his 'assistant' in the flick was his daughter in the comics, right? And we're also shown the fate of his previous assistant to establish what a dick he is, like this is Return of the Jedi or something.
― Stephen King's Threaderstarter (kingfish), Tuesday, 19 August 2014 02:11 (eleven years ago)
No, he was always collecting both beings and artifacts to repopulate the universe after it was decimated by folks like Thanos.
― EZ Snappin, Tuesday, 19 August 2014 02:37 (eleven years ago)
saw it again at the last theater i could find still showing it in IMAX.
1. it really is worth it for the better sound. 3D/IMAX like always are totally pointless and as always my glasses were smudged. 2. didn't fully appreciate before just how pretty this movie is and how well it's choreographed. was barely paying attention to the dialogue, just taking in the sound and picture. gunn is fantastic at putting shots together.3. hadn't thought before of the significance of quill's mom putting "o-o-h child" on that mix and then how hilarious it is that it gets used in that scene4. karen gillen is still bad at acting :(5. john reilly's participation worth it entirely for "well, i'm not sure it's possible for anyone to be 100% a dick"
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Tuesday, 19 August 2014 05:02 (eleven years ago)
also couldn't stop thinking about that ridiculous trolling "movie is bad because they kill bad guys and hostile wildlife" review
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Tuesday, 19 August 2014 06:54 (eleven years ago)
gunn is fantastic at putting shots together.
i liked this movie but i couldn't tell what the fuck was going on in the action scenes
― I dunno. (amateurist), Tuesday, 19 August 2014 08:57 (eleven years ago)
gunn is fantastic at putting non-action shots together
marvel house style is terrible incomprehensible action scenes fwiw
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Tuesday, 19 August 2014 09:03 (eleven years ago)
they seem fine to me? Certainly not Nolan level
― Number None, Tuesday, 19 August 2014 09:30 (eleven years ago)
Isn't that the vast majority of sci fi/comic book movies these days?
― tsrobodo, Tuesday, 19 August 2014 13:28 (eleven years ago)
the last batch of Marvel movies have generally been okay (Avengers, IM3, Winter Soldier did a good job)
― Nhex, Tuesday, 19 August 2014 13:30 (eleven years ago)
Yeah, I was impressed by the continuity and legibility of the action scenes in Winter Soldier in particular.
― The Ape In The Outhouse (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 19 August 2014 13:40 (eleven years ago)
While the action can never be called lean, as far as these things go I wouldn't say they're incomprehensible. The transformers movies are still the benchmark as far as I'm concerned. Winter Soldier was actually pretty good, action wise. This one had a lot of zipping spaceships so that's bound to get busy quickly.
― Dokken played here for a Ribfest and people were total assholes (Sparkle Motion), Tuesday, 19 August 2014 13:43 (eleven years ago)
xpost on the same wavelength
always stuns me how few directors don't realise the best camera angle for fight scenes is always WAY THE FUCK BACK SO I CAN SEE WHAT AWESOME THING IS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
― jamiesummerz, Tuesday, 19 August 2014 14:41 (eleven years ago)
Absolutely. The influence of Bourne Identity/Batman Begins was really a sourge on American action films
― Nhex, Tuesday, 19 August 2014 14:44 (eleven years ago)
Cap 2 had far better camerawork on the hand-to-hand, even in the elevator scene
― Stephen King's Threaderstarter (kingfish), Tuesday, 19 August 2014 14:48 (eleven years ago)
Yeah, I definitely appreciated that the close-quarters combat (and even the various exploding street fights) were competently directed, and by guys who worked in sitcoms no less
― Nhex, Tuesday, 19 August 2014 14:50 (eleven years ago)
this never slowed down and was as fun a movie as I could ask for. It also evaporated on my tongue like confectioners sugar.has there been discussion on here about the prevalence of the Aphex Twin symbol on Knowhere?
― go ahead. make vid where u rap about this new TMNT movie. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 19 August 2014 14:53 (eleven years ago)
Buzz marketing, to tie in with the blimp, iirc.
― Bus Sex Teen Busted After Queef Beef (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 19 August 2014 14:58 (eleven years ago)
huh, i can't seem to find anything on the web about it.anyway, the displays on the computer screen readouts on knowhere when they first touch down occasionally display a clearhttp://img4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20131026172203/aphex-twin/images/d/d1/Aphex_twin_logo.jpg
― go ahead. make vid where u rap about this new TMNT movie. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 19 August 2014 15:01 (eleven years ago)
Product placement for the new album.
― and she's crying in a stairwell in Devon (aldo), Tuesday, 19 August 2014 15:48 (eleven years ago)
that's something I feel like I would catch and it went past me completely. Oh well I was thinking I'd be game to watch this again soon anyhow.
― Dokken played here for a Ribfest and people were total assholes (Sparkle Motion), Tuesday, 19 August 2014 16:17 (eleven years ago)
also the Bourne movies (esp the first one) were way better action-wise than Nolan's bat-flicks.
Michael Bay pretty much groundzero for incomprehensible action
― SEEMS TO ME (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 19 August 2014 17:03 (eleven years ago)
without question
― Dokken played here for a Ribfest and people were total assholes (Sparkle Motion), Tuesday, 19 August 2014 17:06 (eleven years ago)
yeah I still don't get the can't-follow-the-action complaint about this or winter soldier. it's not Yojimbo but the blocking's pretty clear. also agree that Liman's Bourne is fine on this score.
― resulting post (rogermexico.), Tuesday, 19 August 2014 17:09 (eleven years ago)
well the last person who was complaining about how Winter Soldier's action was incoherent was also watching it on a plane. That's bound to cause problems.
― Dokken played here for a Ribfest and people were total assholes (Sparkle Motion), Tuesday, 19 August 2014 17:11 (eleven years ago)
the recent marvel movies have all gotten the job done... if I had to vote I'd say Iron Man 2 is clearly the worst marvel movie so far.. mostly because the action sequences are boring as hell. note that I havent seen thor 2 yet but Im workin' on it..
― panettone for the painfully alone (mayor jingleberries), Tuesday, 19 August 2014 17:26 (eleven years ago)
I actually liked Thor 2 better than the first one, but I'd agree that IM2 is my least favorite. I haven't seen Winter Soldier yet, but from everything I've heard I'll probably like that one.
― Bus Sex Teen Busted After Queef Beef (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 19 August 2014 17:27 (eleven years ago)
I'm missing Winter Soldier and Thor 2 as well. Cap 1 was my least favorite though.
― how's life, Tuesday, 19 August 2014 17:31 (eleven years ago)
Cap 1 was better on 2nd viewing. The old-timeyness was really well done. Agreed that IM2 was the worst. Thor 2 was better than most on ILE gave it credit for, but it wasn't as good as the first one.
― Dokken played here for a Ribfest and people were total assholes (Sparkle Motion), Tuesday, 19 August 2014 17:37 (eleven years ago)
Cap was surprisingly watchable but it was in essence an origin movie and tiresome for that. was it croup trying to argue this is an origin movie? this is not an origin movie.
― go ahead. make vid where u rap about this new TMNT movie. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 19 August 2014 17:54 (eleven years ago)
how the hell is this not an origin movie
― Star Gentle Uterus (DJP), Tuesday, 19 August 2014 17:56 (eleven years ago)
Related, to be cross-filed to "This is sexist" thread - Jezebel correspondent goes to The Children's Place to buy a shirt for her child, finds two shirts: One has Rocket Raccoon, one has everyone but Gamora. Contacts company to ask "WTF?" and gets this response:
http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--NkSsReoa--/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_636/jeu6q2bss8gisu6mg2gm.png
I mean I can't even.
― Welcome to my spooooooky carnival! Hope I don't... blow your mind! (Phil D.), Tuesday, 19 August 2014 17:58 (eleven years ago)
what the
― Star Gentle Uterus (DJP), Tuesday, 19 August 2014 17:58 (eleven years ago)
Also, if you guessed that the number of girls' GOTG shirts being sold by The Children's Place is "zero," you win a Marvel No-Prize.
― Welcome to my spooooooky carnival! Hope I don't... blow your mind! (Phil D.), Tuesday, 19 August 2014 18:00 (eleven years ago)
Any origin movie is "who______ is and how ________ came to be". GOTG only does that in the most cursory sense. Most everybody gets a line of exposition explaining who they are and maybe how they came to be. Starlord gets the most drawn out one, which is essentially 5 minutes of childhood, abduction the very next minute, then BOOM "I live in space, nbd". If you don't know who Thanos is, you're not really going to know by the end either.
― Dokken played here for a Ribfest and people were total assholes (Sparkle Motion), Tuesday, 19 August 2014 18:01 (eleven years ago)
Any origin movie is "who______ is and how ________ came to be". GOTG only does that in the most cursory sense.
not if you fill in the blanks with The Guardians Of The Galaxy. it is a movie about who the Guardians Of the Galaxy are and how the Guardians Of The Galaxy came to be.
― da croupier, Tuesday, 19 August 2014 18:05 (eleven years ago)
you're right that the movie assumes you can handle a space opera and don't need to literally see the spawning of every team member. but you are seeing the origin of a team.
― da croupier, Tuesday, 19 August 2014 18:06 (eleven years ago)
i'm going to guess you are not a big comic book collector/fan/reader because within that context "origin story" has a drastically different meaning than the literal one you are glomming onto here, drax.
― go ahead. make vid where u rap about this new TMNT movie. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 19 August 2014 18:08 (eleven years ago)
yeah that's it i'm not enough of a nerd to understand what an origin story is, i'm too literal to appreciate the shorthand
― da croupier, Tuesday, 19 August 2014 18:09 (eleven years ago)
yeah, that's exactly what i'm saying.cap america's plot is an origin story. thor 1 is kind of an origin story but is more a story in progress, which made it a movie in progress and a better film. minus the "mom's dying who's got the mixtape" intro, GotGalaxy is emphatically not an origin story and a better film than both prior.
― go ahead. make vid where u rap about this new TMNT movie. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 19 August 2014 18:10 (eleven years ago)
so what is the "drastically different" meaning of "origin story" that does not include a movie where a bunch of characters and in the climax come up with a name for themselves that also happens to be the name of the movie. don't curse my darkness, light a candle
― da croupier, Tuesday, 19 August 2014 18:11 (eleven years ago)
where a bunch of characters are introduced, rather
yeah i would 100% describe GotG as an "origin story"
― Bus Sex Teen Busted After Queef Beef (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 19 August 2014 18:12 (eleven years ago)
Yes they're introduced, but their origins remain murky. That is fine. If it was an origin story Rocket Racoon would have had flashbacks to the lab he was created in ala Wolverine's Weapon X flashbacks. They would have had a layover on Planet Groot, all that kind of stuff.
Avengers wasn't an origin story either- granted most had their own flicks but it was more "EXCITING ISSUE ONE" than "MOVE OVER IRON MAN, HERE COMES A NEW HERO".
― Dokken played here for a Ribfest and people were total assholes (Sparkle Motion), Tuesday, 19 August 2014 18:15 (eleven years ago)
you're demanding shots of each character's birth for a film to be an origin story and i'm the literal one
― da croupier, Tuesday, 19 August 2014 18:16 (eleven years ago)
GotG is an origin story to the same extent that Avengers was an origin story. It's just that GotG didn't have the luxury of five previous movies that fleshed out its cast of characters.
― The Ape In The Outhouse (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 19 August 2014 18:17 (eleven years ago)
an origin story is more or less a defacto individual thing in comics; there isn't a great origin story of the justice league. Starro was fucking shit up and batman and wonderwoman and red tomato or whatever jumped in. Obviously it's just a semantic difference, but in terms of the ethos of the storytelling, it's a huge one.Hulk, Cap America, Iron Man are all origin stories imo.GotG, IM2 and 3, Avengers and (to a lesser extent) Thor are not.the latter are far better films than the former by not leaning too hard on exposition or character building and emphasizing world building, forward motion, solid acting and ridic set pieces.
― go ahead. make vid where u rap about this new TMNT movie. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 19 August 2014 18:18 (eleven years ago)
I'm not demanding it, I'm saying that's what makes an origin an origin. You spend the movie learning where this character came from.
― Dokken played here for a Ribfest and people were total assholes (Sparkle Motion), Tuesday, 19 August 2014 18:18 (eleven years ago)
captain america becomes captain america way earlier in his movie than the guardians become the guardians in theirs. or, frankly, the avengers become the avengers in theirs.
― da croupier, Tuesday, 19 August 2014 18:18 (eleven years ago)
also jesus christ why am i typing any of this
i will acknowledge i've been trolled, this is a ridiculous conversation
― go ahead. make vid where u rap about this new TMNT movie. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 19 August 2014 18:19 (eleven years ago)
sorry i mean the guardians become the guardians later than the avengers become the avengers. fury's been saying "you wanna be an avenger?" since iron man 1.
― da croupier, Tuesday, 19 August 2014 18:19 (eleven years ago)
forks you're telling ilxors they don't understand what an origin story is because they're not nerdy enough, and YOU'RE the one being trolled?
if you're incapable of seeing how this movie was not an origin story, go with god
― go ahead. make vid where u rap about this new TMNT movie. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 19 August 2014 18:20 (eleven years ago)
"obviously you aren't a serious comic book fan" i think that's what the troll says more than "how is it not an origin story when the film is 100% about the origin of the team"
― da croupier, Tuesday, 19 August 2014 18:21 (eleven years ago)
I'm sure we'll get a spinoff Guardians of the Galaxy Origins: John C Reilly and His Pink Wife sequel and we'll all know where we stand.
― Dokken played here for a Ribfest and people were total assholes (Sparkle Motion), Tuesday, 19 August 2014 18:21 (eleven years ago)
no no guyes, it was really just an Origin story of John C Reilly's baby, as we'll find out in the third Groot stand-alone film
― Bus Sex Teen Busted After Queef Beef (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 19 August 2014 18:22 (eleven years ago)
I think as far as how I would personally view an origin story or not is whether anyone A) discovers their powers B) uses them for the first timeC) has a crisis because of their changed perception of themselves in light of their newfound abilities.
None of that really happens in this movie.
― Dokken played here for a Ribfest and people were total assholes (Sparkle Motion), Tuesday, 19 August 2014 18:24 (eleven years ago)
specific to superhero comics flicks, of course.
sorry forks, you're off the mark on this one.
― Nhex, Tuesday, 19 August 2014 18:26 (eleven years ago)
"how dare you call me a troll, come back and address my very serious meaningful argument" i think that's what the trolls says more than "wait a minute, i could be doing something worthwhile rather than responding to someone who's looking to argue a semantic point endlessly"
― go ahead. make vid where u rap about this new TMNT movie. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 19 August 2014 18:26 (eleven years ago)
who are you kidding you have nothing worthwhile to do
― da croupier, Tuesday, 19 August 2014 18:27 (eleven years ago)
you don't get to be the true comics nerd supreme and have worthwhile tasks at hand
― da croupier, Tuesday, 19 August 2014 18:28 (eleven years ago)
and yet
― go ahead. make vid where u rap about this new TMNT movie. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 19 August 2014 18:28 (eleven years ago)
I think as far as how I would personally view an origin story or not is whether anyone A) discovers their powers B) uses them for the first timeC) has a crisis because of their changed perception of themselves in light of their newfound abilities.None of that really happens in this movie.
Its an origin story.
The movie is about a team. It is in fact named after the team.
The criteria you've listed only make sense if the movie was about an individual, which its not.
That being said, they discover each other, work together for the first time and experience a crisis relating to their team-up.
― tsrobodo, Tuesday, 19 August 2014 18:51 (eleven years ago)
I guess. It doesn't strike me as very origin-y, more first issue-y as I said.
― Dokken played here for a Ribfest and people were total assholes (Sparkle Motion), Tuesday, 19 August 2014 18:54 (eleven years ago)
thread finally delivers
― SEEMS TO ME (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 19 August 2014 18:59 (eleven years ago)
http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120624090208/simpsons/images/c/cb/Comicbookguy.gif
― resulting post (rogermexico.), Tuesday, 19 August 2014 19:00 (eleven years ago)
Guardians of the Galaxy Thread: Mess in the making?
― Dokken played here for a Ribfest and people were total assholes (Sparkle Motion), Tuesday, 19 August 2014 19:02 (eleven years ago)
This is an SF movie/space-western more than a superhero movie, despite shared-universe source material. The expectations for origin stories are not quite the same, imo.
― Cindy Operahouse (WilliamC), Tuesday, 19 August 2014 19:10 (eleven years ago)
I wish there was a formatting tag for the voice I affect when I start explaining the minutia of some nerdy pop cultural thing or another to my girlfriend. "Well, you see, actually..."
― The Ape In The Outhouse (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 19 August 2014 19:10 (eleven years ago)
the Most hilarious fanboy message board debate of all time
― resulting post (rogermexico.), Tuesday, 19 August 2014 19:14 (eleven years ago)
We should poll it.
― how's life, Tuesday, 19 August 2014 19:31 (eleven years ago)
I think even by the narrow definition of origin story being championed by forks, this movie was clearly an origin story.
Every major team member had at least a scene and/or info dump describing what they were and where they came from; in fact, you can argue that the entire movie is Star Lord the hero's specific origin story.
The movie was also about how these disparate individuals came together to become the heroic team known as the Guardians of the Galaxy.
― Star Gentle Uterus (DJP), Tuesday, 19 August 2014 19:34 (eleven years ago)
DJPOTM
― Cindy Operahouse (WilliamC), Tuesday, 19 August 2014 19:37 (eleven years ago)
to get back to action scenes, i do think some people can be kind of pedantic in insisting that every contemporary movie has "incomprehensible" action scenes
but i really did feel that way watching this one. at least watching in a theater with a really big screen, the duration of the shots was too short for me to grasp what was happening in them. in fact i was giving myself a headache trying to "read" the shots and eventually threw up my proverbial hands (not literal--i'm in a cinema for chrissake) and just waited the action scenes out. i agree that the film showed real visual flair otherwise, which is one thing that made my difficulties with the action sequences stand out. other films are just spatially incomprehensible or messy in general, this one wasn't.
i get the feeling that they edited the action scenes on a small(ish) screen (relative to the cinema) where it was easier to grasp what was happening in a shot quickly. but blown up to a large screen it became almost impossible. at least to me.
btw are people really arguing over whether this is an "origin story"?!
― I dunno. (amateurist), Tuesday, 19 August 2014 19:38 (eleven years ago)
To be a true origin story in this instance, we really should have been shown the origin of the team name and at least a glimpse of the original Guardians of the Galaxy. True, Yondu made an appearance, but there was no indication that the MCU version of Yondu had any affiliation with the original team or that he was even from the 31st Century (although it's possible that he may be this reality's version of Earth-691's future Yondu, which might circumvent the need for a retcon).
(pushes glasses up)
― The Ape In The Outhouse (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 19 August 2014 19:45 (eleven years ago)
hm. i've seen it twice in IMAX. which action sequences are you thinking of here?
the slapstick "who's got the orb" routine in Novaville?the prison break at the Kyln?the dogfight over/under/around/through Knowhere?the Gamora/Nebula grudge match inside the Dark Aster?the flash gordon aerial dustup over John C. Reilly's house?
― resulting post (rogermexico.), Tuesday, 19 August 2014 19:47 (eleven years ago)
i mean i'd love to see the lost kurosawa cut but maybe the modern mopic is just too MTV for yr cahiers du cinema type eyeball.
no harm no foul there's probably a 5yo kid out there ready to school me on how logical the framing and blocking was in transformers: dark of the moon
― resulting post (rogermexico.), Tuesday, 19 August 2014 19:50 (eleven years ago)
The person making that argument would definitely have to be 5
― da croupier, Tuesday, 19 August 2014 19:56 (eleven years ago)
you really think all of those sequences were completely legible? it's possible, i suppose. i can't remember all those sequences but i think it was the 3rd one that was most confusing to me.
― I dunno. (amateurist), Tuesday, 19 August 2014 19:56 (eleven years ago)
feel like where we're seeing different things here really does have a lot to do with this notion of reading/legibility.
like, i would agree that i get no real sense of how many little fighter jets are involved in the battle, or where they all are relative to each other and within/outside the Big Giant Head at all times. I just perceive the scene as "now enjoy a series of cool/fun/significant incidents in the course of a brouhaha that end us up: here [quill/gamorra in ravager custody; infinity stone in nebula's possession; rocket and the muscle sorting themselves out with keys to quill's ride]"
― resulting post (rogermexico.), Tuesday, 19 August 2014 20:14 (eleven years ago)
I have to agree with amateurist for the most part, just from recollection.Slapstick orb routine was mostly clear and well done. Only slight problem was that it was in a wide open area with no bearings through the chase.Prison break had too many swinging, circling cameras. Gunplay did not mesh well with the scenery and characters.Dogfight/Flash Gordon stuff was typical '00s superheavy CGI, over-stimulated camera work where you can't tell what's a bullet, what's blowing up, what's flying into what. No idea where anyone is relationship to one another, the biggest problem with most recent action movies.Gamora/Nebula grudge match was OK, broken up a little too much, butmaybe were going for a Star Wars vibe with that one with the talky-smashy (cut to CGI battle...)
This movie is great, but this movie's strength is the comedy and characters, not the action. Forgive my pedantry!
― Nhex, Tuesday, 19 August 2014 20:15 (eleven years ago)
i'm not taking about complete spatial comprehensibility -- i mean i literally sometimes did not know what was moving in the frame.
― I dunno. (amateurist), Tuesday, 19 August 2014 20:15 (eleven years ago)
like, it was a virtual blur.
no intentional snark intended here; it might be your eyesight
Like I'm not saying that was a pristinely staged, unconfused action sequence that only a blind person could have problems following because there was a lot of zipping around and fast movement in it, but I never had a problem discerning what were the bad guy ships, what were the good guy ships, and who was banging into whom when. At my last eye exam, I still had 20/15 vision.
― Star Gentle Uterus (DJP), Tuesday, 19 August 2014 20:20 (eleven years ago)
Now I want a version of Guardians that uses scrimmage-line and 1st-down projections like in football, plus the glowing-puck thing from hockey.
― Cindy Operahouse (WilliamC), Tuesday, 19 August 2014 20:25 (eleven years ago)
tbh the action didn't really feel present, like it was never really a priority, which can be said for most of the marvel films. treated as a bit of a necessary evil to move the story to where it needs to be and because it's a marvel movie and it can't go more than 15 minutes without an action setpiece. despite a pro wrestler playing one of the five main characters, there wasn't anything about his vs. ronan scenes that stood out as anything but standard point-A-to-point-B filler. only thing i remember about drax and pratt and groot fighting the lackeys is drax's "metaphor" lol and groot's "sociopath smile" lol
given marvel's track record maybe it's a good thing they didn't concentrate too hard on the action part of the action
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Tuesday, 19 August 2014 20:54 (eleven years ago)
i guess the difference is most movies use character stuff as filler between action setpieces and disneymarvel likes to use action setpieces as filler between character stuff. agree that winter soldier was good and i actually really liked the big interdimensional flying-mjollnir climax in thor 2.
if they did a luke cage movie like they should, i'd have hoped for genuinely great hand-to-hand martial arts choreography. but blah tv show.
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Tuesday, 19 August 2014 20:59 (eleven years ago)
oh btw can I say Bautista was fucking great in this
― Star Gentle Uterus (DJP), Tuesday, 19 August 2014 21:00 (eleven years ago)
eh, he was the weak link for me. his action scenes were great but, unsurprisingly, he can't deliver a line to save his life.
― Bus Sex Teen Busted After Queef Beef (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 19 August 2014 21:01 (eleven years ago)
I mean, honestly the best person in this re: line delivery was Vin Diesel but I thought Bautista did "my only emotions are varying shades of rage" pretty well
― Star Gentle Uterus (DJP), Tuesday, 19 August 2014 21:04 (eleven years ago)
yr nuts, his delivery was perfect for the character?? "my reflexes are too fast. i would catch it." and "i wasn't listening. i was thinking of something else." shld not have been delivered any other way.
ppl always underestimating wrestlers' comedic capabilities
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Tuesday, 19 August 2014 21:06 (eleven years ago)
deeper acting chops would have brought out both deeper rage and deeper pathos but when comedy time rolled around he was 100% GOLD. his cackling-infant delight as the Milano plowed into the Dark Aster was a real highlight.
it's a shame he's too huge to pull a Rock but he was great in this and i'm looking forward to seeing him in the next one.
― resulting post (rogermexico.), Tuesday, 19 August 2014 21:06 (eleven years ago)
^^^ agreed
― Star Gentle Uterus (DJP), Tuesday, 19 August 2014 21:07 (eleven years ago)
i guess the difference is most movies use character stuff as filler between action setpieces and disneymarvel likes to use action setpieces as filler between character stuff
imo one of the things this popcorner really got right was letting moments within the action reveal character. the joy in rocket's eyes when drax throws him the gun kinda lights up the screen.
― resulting post (rogermexico.), Tuesday, 19 August 2014 21:09 (eleven years ago)
we're talking about deeper acting chops in a movie with a raccoon holding a bazooka
― guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 19 August 2014 21:09 (eleven years ago)
this is the Marvel movie universe, where raccoons with bazookas are more interesting than women.
― guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 19 August 2014 21:10 (eleven years ago)
pretty sure raccoons with bazookas is more interesting than anything in 90% of 2014 releases.please provide lots more raccoon with bazooka footage so my team can validate.
― resulting post (rogermexico.), Tuesday, 19 August 2014 21:11 (eleven years ago)
i mean, what standard do you feel no longer applies in the presence of a raccoon with a bazooka?
― resulting post (rogermexico.), Tuesday, 19 August 2014 21:15 (eleven years ago)
alfred do you realize how dumb what you just wrote is
― da croupier, Tuesday, 19 August 2014 21:34 (eleven years ago)
that the Marvel movie universe does better by racoons than women?
― guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 19 August 2014 21:36 (eleven years ago)
that's not what you wrote
― da croupier, Tuesday, 19 August 2014 21:37 (eleven years ago)
― guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn
― guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 19 August 2014 21:37 (eleven years ago)
#notallraccoons
― resulting post (rogermexico.), Tuesday, 19 August 2014 21:38 (eleven years ago)
feel free to find roles for women underwhelming in marvel flicks, but it's not particularly enlightening to note that absurd fantastic creations are more "interesting" to filmmakers than "women" qua women
― da croupier, Tuesday, 19 August 2014 21:39 (eleven years ago)
like, what is the movie where a raccoon with a bazooka would be LESS interesting than "women"
it be a pretty fucking shitty movie if the raccoon with the bazooka wasn't interesting
― da croupier, Tuesday, 19 August 2014 21:40 (eleven years ago)
I dunno -- I tend to think a She-Hulk or Scarlet Witch movie would be!
― guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 19 August 2014 21:41 (eleven years ago)
stop calling him a raccoon! whatever the hell that is.
― mh, Tuesday, 19 August 2014 21:41 (eleven years ago)
would be more interesting, that is.
― guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 19 August 2014 21:42 (eleven years ago)
there'd be a raccoon with a bazooka in the scarlet witch movie?
― da croupier, Tuesday, 19 August 2014 21:44 (eleven years ago)
MCU should include the new Ms. Marvel as a Netflix show.
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Tuesday, 19 August 2014 21:44 (eleven years ago)
i mean, rocket and groot steal every scene they're in and are very arguably the most compelling characters in any marvel flick to date so singling out "women" as the thing they shouldn't have the temerity to be more interesting than is... weird?
― resulting post (rogermexico.), Tuesday, 19 August 2014 21:44 (eleven years ago)
it's just a meaninglessly dramatic statement "movie studio! where the fantastical characters are more interesting than the female roles"
― da croupier, Tuesday, 19 August 2014 21:46 (eleven years ago)
gamora wasn't even that bad a role! it would have had to be pretty fucking amazing to be more interesting than a talking raccoon with a bazooka
― da croupier, Tuesday, 19 August 2014 21:47 (eleven years ago)
glad for the turn this thread has taken as I am now in my head recasting any number of serious films with raccoons
― resulting post (rogermexico.), Tuesday, 19 August 2014 21:47 (eleven years ago)
who knows? I haven't read Secret Wars in eons.
Groot's the best thing in the movie (dunno about Rocket but we're not gonna agree) and not enough imagination went into writing or casting or playing Gamora.
― guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 19 August 2014 21:48 (eleven years ago)
not to single out Nicole Holefcener but man the all-raccoon version of "walking and talking" is def an improvement
― resulting post (rogermexico.), Tuesday, 19 August 2014 21:49 (eleven years ago)
i mean it was the worst role of the main 5 now come on
tired of the "lone woman rolling her eyes surrounded by idiot men" trope in actioners
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Tuesday, 19 August 2014 21:49 (eleven years ago)
Liv Ullmann as Scarlet Witch
― guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 19 August 2014 21:51 (eleven years ago)
gamora definitely had the least fresh shtick, but i dunno if i'd say drax or groot showed more complexity and range
― da croupier, Tuesday, 19 August 2014 21:53 (eleven years ago)
on a serious note, completely agree that gamora could and should have been more fully developed, more compelling, more sympathetic and funnier. I hope they rectify that in the next one.
― resulting post (rogermexico.), Tuesday, 19 August 2014 21:54 (eleven years ago)
btw even raccoons can't save Neil LaBute
― resulting post (rogermexico.), Tuesday, 19 August 2014 21:55 (eleven years ago)
dude the idea isn't to REPLACE actors with gun-toting raccoons, but to think of all the movies where there's a gun-toting raccoon but they're just in the periphery while we marvel at catherine keener
― da croupier, Tuesday, 19 August 2014 21:56 (eleven years ago)
even raccoons can't save Neil LaBute
now see this sounds like a great play title
― guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 19 August 2014 21:57 (eleven years ago)
― resulting post (rogermexico.), Tuesday, August 19, 2014 2:15 PM (31 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
any one he wants
― difficult listening hour, Tuesday, 19 August 2014 21:57 (eleven years ago)
to think of all the movies where there's a gun-toting raccoon but they're just in the periphery while we marvel at catherine keener
just think how Rocket could've livened up Capote
― guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 19 August 2014 21:58 (eleven years ago)
wait dude first you said it's bad when raccoons with guns take attention away from women now you're recommending it? focus, man
― da croupier, Tuesday, 19 August 2014 21:59 (eleven years ago)
― da croupier, Tuesday, August 19, 2014
Being John Malkovich comes pretty close tbh
― resulting post (rogermexico.), Tuesday, 19 August 2014 22:00 (eleven years ago)
gamora's whole story was basically just a couple lines of emotionless exposition and her actual story wasn't much more than a catfight. and her dialogue was written half-stilted alien and half-human and it didn't work. she was mostly just there. even groot had his big scene! and lols.
though "who put the sticks up their butts" was undoubtedly the biggest laff all movie.
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Tuesday, 19 August 2014 22:00 (eleven years ago)
i must take this time to reiterate that "fooled around and fell in love" is one of the best musical cues i've ever seen and i'm constantly just marveling at its inclusion in that scene
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Tuesday, 19 August 2014 22:01 (eleven years ago)
was drax's story more than a swordfight
― da croupier, Tuesday, 19 August 2014 22:01 (eleven years ago)
― da croupier
He can stay in the periphery. Catherine Keener is a walking bazooka.
― guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 19 August 2014 22:01 (eleven years ago)
dude had a pretty standard "you killed my family prepare to die" story, he just got more good straight-man lols
― da croupier, Tuesday, 19 August 2014 22:02 (eleven years ago)
― linda cardellini (zachlyon)
the aunt who brought her two nieces laughed nervously in the row ahead of me
― guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 19 August 2014 22:02 (eleven years ago)
still better than gamora's "i was going to betray him"
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Tuesday, 19 August 2014 22:03 (eleven years ago)
i actually really liked the big interdimensional flying-mjollnir climax in thor 2.
Haven't seen it since the cinema because it's not a good movie but this scene might be the most enjoyably inventive action climax of the entire Marvel Universe.
― Insane Prince of False Binaries (Gukbe), Tuesday, 19 August 2014 22:03 (eleven years ago)
the fact that she keeps having to put on bodypaint to be in a blockbuster is pretty "hmmmm" but i thought zoe saldana was pretty solid in this, got less laugh lines but take her out and the movie would lose some emotional grounding
― da croupier, Tuesday, 19 August 2014 22:08 (eleven years ago)
i don't actually think i've seen a movie with her in it before, might have turned off The Losers before she'd shown up
― da croupier, Tuesday, 19 August 2014 22:09 (eleven years ago)
Surely you've seen The Terminal
― Insane Prince of False Binaries (Gukbe), Tuesday, 19 August 2014 22:12 (eleven years ago)
just a minute here and there on a plane with no sound - apparently she's in pirates of caribbean 1 which I DID see with headphones on a plane, but i don't remember her in it
― da croupier, Tuesday, 19 August 2014 22:14 (eleven years ago)
Neither of the new Star Treks? (no body paint in either, FWIW)
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Tuesday, 19 August 2014 22:28 (eleven years ago)
You didn't see Avatar or the new Star Treks?
― Nhex, Tuesday, 19 August 2014 22:33 (eleven years ago)
waiting until i watch all of the original show (i'm 1.5 seasons in) and TNG and maybe some of the old flicks before bothering with the new franchise (which people only half-like anyway) and fuck no i didn't see dances with furries
― da croupier, Tuesday, 19 August 2014 22:37 (eleven years ago)
oh wait my wife made me watch center stage
― da croupier, Tuesday, 19 August 2014 22:39 (eleven years ago)
― Dokken played here for a Ribfest and people were total assholes (Sparkle Motion), Tuesday, 19 August 2014 23:08 (eleven years ago)
Waiting For Groot
― da croupier, Tuesday, 19 August 2014 23:10 (eleven years ago)
Come Back To The Five And Dime, Rocket Raccoon, Rocket Raccoon
― da croupier, Tuesday, 19 August 2014 23:12 (eleven years ago)
Bob And Carol and Ted And Rocket
― SEEMS TO ME (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 19 August 2014 23:12 (eleven years ago)
It's funny because he's there the whole time!
― resulting post (rogermexico.), Tuesday, 19 August 2014 23:13 (eleven years ago)
Racoonmon
― how's life, Tuesday, 19 August 2014 23:26 (eleven years ago)
Racoonstruck
― Dokken played here for a Ribfest and people were total assholes (Sparkle Motion), Tuesday, 19 August 2014 23:30 (eleven years ago)
Racoon Alexanderplatz
― SEEMS TO ME (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 19 August 2014 23:31 (eleven years ago)
Racoonslayer
― guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 19 August 2014 23:32 (eleven years ago)
Racocoon
― EZ Snappin, Tuesday, 19 August 2014 23:32 (eleven years ago)
The Kit (1921)
― Cindy Operahouse (WilliamC), Tuesday, 19 August 2014 23:35 (eleven years ago)
The Secret Life Of Raccoons With Bazookas
― da croupier, Tuesday, 19 August 2014 23:42 (eleven years ago)
Did he have a bazooka? I thought it was merely a machine gun
― Dokken played here for a Ribfest and people were total assholes (Sparkle Motion), Tuesday, 19 August 2014 23:44 (eleven years ago)
I was waiting for that!
― resulting post (rogermexico.), Tuesday, 19 August 2014 23:59 (eleven years ago)
Maybe they're saving the bazooka for the sequel.
― Dokken played here for a Ribfest and people were total assholes (Sparkle Motion), Wednesday, 20 August 2014 00:08 (eleven years ago)
Drax had the bazooka
― Stephen King's Threaderstarter (kingfish), Wednesday, 20 August 2014 00:09 (eleven years ago)
just go with it man
― resulting post (rogermexico.), Wednesday, 20 August 2014 00:19 (eleven years ago)
pred ship
― Neanderthal, Wednesday, 20 August 2014 00:35 (eleven years ago)
DJP should like this one
http://sweetbottom.tripod.com/images/movie_posters/PrincessRaccoon.jpg
― I dunno. (amateurist), Wednesday, 20 August 2014 01:33 (eleven years ago)
balls i know i'm a billion posts late but you're being 180+ as fuck
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 20 August 2014 03:54 (eleven years ago)
wait you're not balls, i get confused
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 20 August 2014 03:55 (eleven years ago)
hi guys I just saw this for a 3rd time tonight & can report that it's still awesome #groot
― SEEMS TO ME (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 20 August 2014 05:46 (eleven years ago)
wait, DJP, are you addressing me?
1) i don't know what "180+" means
2) i posted that because raccoons + i thought you liked zhang ziyi
if i mysteriously did something terrible, please let me know. or don't. whatever.
― I dunno. (amateurist), Wednesday, 20 August 2014 06:36 (eleven years ago)
did you feel like the film gave you a satisfying account of the protagonists' origins y/nxp
― Dokken played here for a Ribfest and people were total assholes (Sparkle Motion), Wednesday, 20 August 2014 12:57 (eleven years ago)
what is "180+"?
― how's life, Wednesday, 20 August 2014 12:59 (eleven years ago)
180+ is drunkspeak for 'obtuse'
also drunk enough to direct a post at someone without actually indicating in any way who it was directed at, but it definitely was not directed at you amateurist
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 20 August 2014 14:06 (eleven years ago)
:D that would be 90+
― how's life, Wednesday, 20 August 2014 14:09 (eleven years ago)
i did say drunkspeak
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 20 August 2014 14:34 (eleven years ago)
man am i glad they didn't do a gritty guardians
http://io9.com/guardians-concept-art-shows-how-rocket-could-have-looke-1624377227?utm_campaign=socialflow_io9_twitter&utm_source=io9_twitter&utm_medium=socialflow
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 20 August 2014 14:45 (eleven years ago)
um what happened a few posts up and why are ppl earnestly apologizing to me as if I posted something to this thread after cosigning rogermexico's appreciation of Bautista's performance?
― Star Gentle Uterus (DJP), Wednesday, 20 August 2014 14:48 (eleven years ago)
i think amateurist thought my drunk post about being "180+" was
A) directed at himB) written by you
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 20 August 2014 14:53 (eleven years ago)
http://digbysblog.blogspot.com/2014/08/when-in-doubt-mace-black-guy.html
― Welcome to my spooooooky carnival! Hope I don't... blow your mind! (Phil D.), Wednesday, 20 August 2014 14:54 (eleven years ago)
HOOS outed as DJP sock, Soto outed as amateurist sock, all replaced with raccoons, details at 11
― resulting post (rogermexico.), Wednesday, 20 August 2014 14:57 (eleven years ago)
http://img.ehowcdn.com/flip-inline-620x348/ds-cdn-write/upload/image/B9/59/31A2883B-A6A0-4729-B033-661E199259B9/31A2883B-A6A0-4729-B033-661E199259B9.jpg
― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 20 August 2014 15:34 (eleven years ago)
i'm a raccoon what of it
― dem bow dem bow need calcium (seandalai), Wednesday, 20 August 2014 15:51 (eleven years ago)
I'm a raccoonteur
― EZ Snappin, Wednesday, 20 August 2014 15:56 (eleven years ago)
There needs to be a rocket raccoon centric trailer when they release the sequel, and it needs to be set to def lep's "rocket"
― da croupier, Wednesday, 20 August 2014 16:00 (eleven years ago)
oh i must have been tired/confused last night
anyway, that suzuki film is insane + raccoons
― I dunno. (amateurist), Wednesday, 20 August 2014 20:22 (eleven years ago)
Guardians of the Galaxy eased 30 percent to $17.6 million. It has now earned over $251 million, and by Friday it will pass fellow Marvel movie Captain America: The Winter Soldier ($259.8 million) to become the top grosser of the year. It also now seems likely that Guardians will end its run with over $300 million.
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Monday, 25 August 2014 05:04 (eleven years ago)
gross
― slip jig (seandalai), Monday, 25 August 2014 07:16 (eleven years ago)
nah why not
totally enjoyable film. agree with all the points above re Ronan being boring though. There are now so many Marvel movies it's difficult for me to mentally rank them (except Cap 1 and Thor 1 are some of my favorites), this would be pretty high up there I guess.
― akm, Monday, 25 August 2014 17:14 (eleven years ago)
ronan didn't have much screen time given that he was the villain of the film
― I dunno. (amateurist), Tuesday, 26 August 2014 21:47 (eleven years ago)
dude really needed an origin story mirit
― go ahead. make vid where u rap about this new TMNT movie. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 27 August 2014 00:49 (eleven years ago)
this was so much fun. Ronan's dad issues didn't really need more exploring.
― Peeking at Peak Petty (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 27 August 2014 16:18 (eleven years ago)
he's just the force that brought the guardians together, and now thanos is the real issue as stated at the end of the movie.
― Peeking at Peak Petty (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 27 August 2014 16:19 (eleven years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVbbYYUMI-c
― AlanSmithee, Thursday, 28 August 2014 17:45 (eleven years ago)
― post...aftermath (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 28 August 2014 18:02 (eleven years ago)
Annnnnd number one grossing movie in America this year, thus far.
http://io9.com/guardians-of-the-galaxy-is-now-the-highest-grossing-mov-1628832126
― Ned Raggett, Saturday, 30 August 2014 23:32 (eleven years ago)
Gotta echo this. (Finally caught it today.)
― Ned Raggett, Sunday, 31 August 2014 00:08 (eleven years ago)
I got to see it yesterday and thought it was fun. And I too have to say Bautista was great.
― EZ Snappin, Sunday, 31 August 2014 03:07 (eleven years ago)
<a href"<script>alert(1)</script>" onerror="javascript:alert(1)">HERRO DJ NOT NICE</a>
― DeathFortress, Sunday, 31 August 2014 05:07 (eleven years ago)
valuable new poster
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Sunday, 31 August 2014 05:21 (eleven years ago)
will be adding another $30 or so dollars to that gross this afternoon.
― how's life, Sunday, 31 August 2014 10:52 (eleven years ago)
my favorite part of this movie was the opening few seconds where they made 10cc's "i'm not in love" sound like it was a chillwave re-edit
― ╲╱\/╲/\╱╲╱\/\ (gr8080), Tuesday, 2 September 2014 17:15 (eleven years ago)
I am so happy to have been totally wrong about this film. I find it somewhat perversely reassuring that a Hollywood product writ large could end up so much more entertaining (and, at times, inspired) than I initially imagined. Reason number 2832832 why I don't work in that biz. "Nobody knows anything."
BTW, curious side note. Whenever I have my daughter explain the film to people, she spends an inordinate amount of time on the first five minutes. "There's this boy whose mother is dying of cancer ..."
― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 2 September 2014 18:27 (eleven years ago)
hey the first ten minutes of a film are the most important to a sales pitch, maybe SHE'S destined for the biz
― da croupier, Tuesday, 2 September 2014 18:33 (eleven years ago)
"Go All the Way" has been stuck in my head for days.
― how's life, Wednesday, 3 September 2014 12:31 (eleven years ago)
"Whenever I have my daughter explain the film to people"
I find this statement extraordinarily funny for some reason. "Honey can you explain GOTG to these people?"
― One bad call from barely losing to (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 3 September 2014 13:29 (eleven years ago)
Context:
Daughter: "I just saw Guardians of the Galaxy."Other person/child/adult: "Oh? How was it?"Daughter: "It was great!"Me, both making sure she was paying attention to the plot and also teacher her to describe things in detail greater than "great" and "good": "Why don't you tell them what it was about?"Daughter: "OK, there was this boy ... "
― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 3 September 2014 13:46 (eleven years ago)
that was the most coherent scene in the whole film so it makes sense she'd focus on it
― ╲╱\/╲/\╱╲╱\/\ (gr8080), Wednesday, 3 September 2014 13:58 (eleven years ago)
I should ask her to explain the space dogfights to me.
― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 3 September 2014 14:56 (eleven years ago)
or the mining operations/lawless environment/wtf its a giant head of a dead god of NOWHERE
― ╲╱\/╲/\╱╲╱\/\ (gr8080), Wednesday, 3 September 2014 15:07 (eleven years ago)
i really like that thread connecting him with his mom all the way through the movie. and it also made me think a lot about the music that my parents 'gave' me when I was a kid.
― SEEMS TO ME (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 3 September 2014 15:23 (eleven years ago)
yeah there was just so much stuff in this movie, just so many characters/planets introduced at once, it's not until they get into prison that the movie slows down a bit. that said I enjoyed this more than probably any Marvel movie so far, the humor undercuts the tension a bit but I love non-comedies that are really funny (such as say Wolf of Wall Street) of which this definitely was one
― Maggie killed Quagmire (collest baby ever) (frogbs), Wednesday, 3 September 2014 15:36 (eleven years ago)
so much stuff in this movie
why were there two guys sitting in elevated thrones holding floating orbs above their heads during the fight scene in Ronan's lair?
― ╲╱\/╲/\╱╲╱\/\ (gr8080), Wednesday, 3 September 2014 15:46 (eleven years ago)
My guess was that they were flying the ship.
― how's life, Wednesday, 3 September 2014 15:47 (eleven years ago)
(but I really have no fucking idea)
yeah it was definitely one of those "we're definitely blowing our entire budget for this somehow" movies
― Maggie killed Quagmire (collest baby ever) (frogbs), Wednesday, 3 September 2014 16:00 (eleven years ago)
yeah I think they were like, idk, engineers or something
it was all very handwavey HOW COOL DOES THIS LOOK NO I HAVE NO IDEA HOW IT WORKS ANYWAY LOOK OVER THERE
― SEEMS TO ME (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 3 September 2014 16:42 (eleven years ago)
The Dark Aster is a many-miles-wide ship that appears to be made of stone. So magic orbs are the most sensible way to control it.
― post...aftermath (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 3 September 2014 17:16 (eleven years ago)
makes sense
― ╲╱\/╲/\╱╲╱\/\ (gr8080), Wednesday, 3 September 2014 17:26 (eleven years ago)
*ahem* KNOWHERE
do you see what they did there
― You guys are caterpillar (Telephone thing), Wednesday, 3 September 2014 20:44 (eleven years ago)
No. Where?
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 3 September 2014 20:47 (eleven years ago)
this movie is basically the secret potion that turns me in to an unholy combination of morbs and whiney, furious at ILX for liking the wrong things for the wrong reasons
― ╲╱\/╲/\╱╲╱\/\ (gr8080), Wednesday, 3 September 2014 20:48 (eleven years ago)
is it okay to like the wrong things for the right reasons?
― EZ Snappin, Wednesday, 3 September 2014 20:49 (eleven years ago)
no
― ╲╱\/╲/\╱╲╱\/\ (gr8080), Wednesday, 3 September 2014 20:52 (eleven years ago)
good to know
― stacked as fuck & imposing (DJP), Wednesday, 3 September 2014 20:53 (eleven years ago)
I always forget to check if I'm allowed to like things.
― Gwumpy Bubby Want Hims Ba-Ba (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 3 September 2014 20:55 (eleven years ago)
i'm picturing Gr8080 screaming BUT WHY? WHY WHY WHY? at star wars as a kid
― da croupier, Wednesday, 3 September 2014 21:00 (eleven years ago)
nah he'd say "I am gr8080"
― guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 3 September 2014 21:01 (eleven years ago)
I am admittedly coming at this movie from the standpoint of someone who has been knee-deep in comic book lore since 1986, but I never knew anything about these guys until the comic book was relaunched a couple of years ago and never knew much about Thanos/The Infinite Gauntlet and I thought this was an incredibly easy movie to follow, to the point where I think you have to actively try to not follow it.
― stacked as fuck & imposing (DJP), Wednesday, 3 September 2014 21:03 (eleven years ago)
"wait so there's a mouth in the sandpit hold on did he do a backflip and catch his saber ok i'm getting my hat ENJOY YOUR MADNESS, FOOLS"
― da croupier, Wednesday, 3 September 2014 21:07 (eleven years ago)
i just really hate action/sci-fi/comic book movies in the CGI era in general-- i'm aware that sets me apart from most ppl itt, ppl who's taste and enthusiasm i usually trust, but hearing ppl say BUT THIS ONE, JUST U WAIT, ITS SO FRESH WITH ITS HUMOR AND TARRANTINO SOUNDTRACK and then to go and see it and its just 98% of the same bullshit was a real bummer. i mean even the 3D was uninspired u guys and i say this as a man who saw both STEP UP 3D and JUSTIN BIEBER: NEVER SAY NEVER in theaters
― ╲╱\/╲/\╱╲╱\/\ (gr8080), Wednesday, 3 September 2014 21:09 (eleven years ago)
well now you know for certain that hollywood cgi will never give you anything as truly magical as the dance
― da croupier, Wednesday, 3 September 2014 21:12 (eleven years ago)
maybe thats my problem
― ╲╱\/╲/\╱╲╱\/\ (gr8080), Wednesday, 3 September 2014 21:14 (eleven years ago)
also gtfoutta here w/ comparing the nuanced world-creating in star wars with the slapped together it-makes-sense-if-you-read-the-comic-books shit in this movie
― ╲╱\/╲/\╱╲╱\/\ (gr8080), Wednesday, 3 September 2014 21:16 (eleven years ago)
― da croupier, Wednesday, 3 September 2014 21:17 (eleven years ago)
**hits play on walkman, Player's "Baby Come Back" plays at maximum volume**
― ╲╱\/╲/\╱╲╱\/\ (gr8080), Wednesday, 3 September 2014 21:20 (eleven years ago)
we let u down gr8080 and for that I'm sorry ;_;
― SEEMS TO ME (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 3 September 2014 21:22 (eleven years ago)
*plays 'Sad Eyes', rollerskates off into the sunset*
just outta curiosity if we're gonna play the nuance game, has lucas ever explained why there's jazz music on tatooine?
i mean at least star-lord BROUGHT the boogie from earth
― da croupier, Wednesday, 3 September 2014 21:23 (eleven years ago)
da croup you're really terrible at this game fyi
― ╲╱\/╲/\╱╲╱\/\ (gr8080), Wednesday, 3 September 2014 21:24 (eleven years ago)
i dunno, i poke you with the stick, you jump, game seems to be working fine
― da croupier, Wednesday, 3 September 2014 21:25 (eleven years ago)
**rockets magically eject from ankles and propel me skyward as Looking Glass' "Brandy" plays**
― ╲╱\/╲/\╱╲╱\/\ (gr8080), Wednesday, 3 September 2014 21:26 (eleven years ago)
It's jizz music you fool
― Number None, Wednesday, 3 September 2014 21:27 (eleven years ago)
― ╲╱\/╲/\╱╲╱\/\ (gr8080), Wednesday, 3 September 2014 21:28 (eleven years ago)
man I really hope "Brandy" is in the sequel
there's probably like a 90% chance right
― Number None, Wednesday, 3 September 2014 21:28 (eleven years ago)
I knew the Guardians existed because the relaunched comic book existed; I never actually read it.
― stacked as fuck & imposing (DJP), Wednesday, 3 September 2014 21:31 (eleven years ago)
huh whattya know, looking up "jizz star wars" is not immediately regrettable
so i guess if people keep bitching maybe the orbs will be explained in a spin-off novel ten years from now
― da croupier, Wednesday, 3 September 2014 21:35 (eleven years ago)
wait no more
Yet the interior of the Dark Aster has one somewhat whimsical element, the way it’s flown. Four Sakkaran pilots control the ship by manipulating glowing balls with synchronized hand movements. In order to pull this off, the filmmakers hired synchronized dancers so that the hand movements would actually be in sync.
― Number None, Wednesday, 3 September 2014 21:44 (eleven years ago)
I have been treating "who were those ppl with the orbs" as a joke question because it was super obvious?
― stacked as fuck & imposing (DJP), Wednesday, 3 September 2014 21:45 (eleven years ago)
― ╲╱\/╲/\╱╲╱\/\ (gr8080), Wednesday, 3 September 2014 21:45 (eleven years ago)
I didn't even notice them tbh
― Number None, Wednesday, 3 September 2014 21:46 (eleven years ago)
too busy rocking out
full confession - i didn't even remember there being orbs
― da croupier, Wednesday, 3 September 2014 21:46 (eleven years ago)
someone should've said that in the film too like right at the end
― nashwan, Wednesday, 3 September 2014 21:48 (eleven years ago)
I can't remember if it was Rohan or Genesis but there's one point where someone screams "FOLLOW THEM" at the orb ppl and afaic if you can't figure out from context that maybe these were the ppl who were flying the ship, I'm just gonna sit over here and shake my head for a while
― stacked as fuck & imposing (DJP), Wednesday, 3 September 2014 21:49 (eleven years ago)
djp can you explain the religious beliefs of Ronan and how it relates to the plot, also what exactly was the nature of his relationship with Th---
**ALL TALKING IS IMMEDIATELY DROWNED OUT BY RUPERT HOLMES' "ESACAPE"**
― ╲╱\/╲/\╱╲╱\/\ (gr8080), Wednesday, 3 September 2014 21:50 (eleven years ago)
iirc the entire point of this movie was hey let's do a heat-check with a comic book that literally no one has ever read on purpose
― resulting post (rogermexico.), Wednesday, 3 September 2014 21:51 (eleven years ago)
oh and lol "nuanced world-creating in star wars" I mean I felt that way when I was seven too but look again.
― resulting post (rogermexico.), Wednesday, 3 September 2014 21:52 (eleven years ago)
wtf this had a better soundtrack than any tarantino movie
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Wednesday, 3 September 2014 21:56 (eleven years ago)
did gr8089 like pacific rim?
― post...aftermath (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 3 September 2014 22:01 (eleven years ago)
Pacific Rim was total horseshit IMO; no movie with giant robots and monsters should be that boring
― stacked as fuck & imposing (DJP), Wednesday, 3 September 2014 22:03 (eleven years ago)
now see THAT movie needed a raccoon with a bazooka
― guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 3 September 2014 22:04 (eleven years ago)
even if it had one it'd be all rainy and dark so you wouldn't be able to see the little guy
― Number None, Wednesday, 3 September 2014 22:06 (eleven years ago)
i didnt see pacific rim, i really should
― ╲╱\/╲/\╱╲╱\/\ (gr8080), Wednesday, 3 September 2014 22:10 (eleven years ago)
bring a flashlight
― da croupier, Wednesday, 3 September 2014 22:11 (eleven years ago)
wasn't all the "nuanced world-creating" of Star Wars done after the fact?
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Wednesday, 3 September 2014 22:19 (eleven years ago)
Man, there is nothing nuanced about Star Wars. Nothing. Save maybe the sound effects.
― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 3 September 2014 22:34 (eleven years ago)
PACIFIC RIM IS AWESOME AND NOT BORING
― SEEMS TO ME (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 3 September 2014 22:45 (eleven years ago)
preach
― post...aftermath (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 3 September 2014 22:48 (eleven years ago)
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Wednesday, September 3, 2014 6:19 PM (29 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
yeah
first star wars was like "hey let's throw a bunch of shit on the screen and deal w/it later"
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Wednesday, 3 September 2014 22:49 (eleven years ago)
The only good part of Pacific Rin was when Ron Pearlman got eaten
― stacked as fuck & imposing (DJP), Wednesday, 3 September 2014 22:59 (eleven years ago)
I can't hear u, I'm listening to Dr Hook on my walkman
― SEEMS TO ME (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 3 September 2014 23:01 (eleven years ago)
pacino at the venice film festival
“I just saw Guardians Of The Galaxy… It was amazing. I did find it the most entertaining, inventive, beautiful film. So I’m not anti-that at all.
...“It was not something I would readily go see, but my kids got me to go, and one has to draw the line at where prejudice starts and where it ends — that was good stuff!”
“I recognized the ingenious stuff they were doing; the invention, the attractiveness of the way they were performing it. It had Shakespearian feeling to it at times. I was caught up in the big screen, the great sound…”
― da croupier, Wednesday, 3 September 2014 23:40 (eleven years ago)
“I would do anything that I could understand in terms of how I fit in it. And you know, of course if I could fit in it. Anything’s possible,” he told me. Then he winked, “You know, I did Dick Tracy and I got an Oscar nomination, so come on. I mean, what can I say?”
― da croupier, Wednesday, 3 September 2014 23:42 (eleven years ago)
who's he gonna be in gotg 2
lol xp
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Wednesday, 3 September 2014 23:43 (eleven years ago)
they haven't cast star-lord's dad yet have they
― da croupier, Wednesday, 3 September 2014 23:43 (eleven years ago)
"you see star-lord, your mom had a GREAT ASS"
― da croupier, Wednesday, 3 September 2014 23:44 (eleven years ago)
pacino is a smart guy
― I dunno. (amateurist), Thursday, 4 September 2014 00:07 (eleven years ago)
Just got back from seeing it, Pacino OTM. Probably the best Marvel movie yet, perhaps the best summer actioner of the 10s so far.
― the joke should be over once the kid is eaten. (chap), Thursday, 4 September 2014 00:12 (eleven years ago)
ahma challop the fuck out of you right now: Guardians of the Galaxy is a better film than the original Star Wars in pretty much every conceivable way
― the other song about butts in the top 5 (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 4 September 2014 02:09 (eleven years ago)
I haven't watched Star Wars in 30 years but I have a feeling practical models and sets and matte paintings give its surroundings a more imagination-inhabitable feel than Guardians.
The latter is really good at not dissolving into a miasma of pixels like most SFX action movie previews I see, but there's not necessarily a sense of connection between locales, and in the first Rocket/Groot scene the artificial nature of the setting made me queasy - the effect of placing "realistic "identifiable" CGI characters in a real world was undermind by their intro feeling so largely manufactured
Also, Karen Gillan wasn't high as balls
― boney tassel (sic), Thursday, 4 September 2014 02:53 (eleven years ago)
ahma challop the fuck out of you right now: Guardians of the Galaxy is a better film than the original Star Wars in pretty much every conceivable way― the other song about butts in the top 5 (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, September 3, 2014 9:09 PM (46 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― the other song about butts in the top 5 (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, September 3, 2014 9:09 PM (46 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
i haven't seen "star wars" in 20 years so i really don't know if you're right or not, but i admire this sort of challops.
― I dunno. (amateurist), Thursday, 4 September 2014 02:58 (eleven years ago)
i haven't seen star wars in 85 years i'm dying
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Thursday, 4 September 2014 02:59 (eleven years ago)
a challops far far away
― guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 4 September 2014 03:06 (eleven years ago)
waht is a star wars
― SEEMS TO ME (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 4 September 2014 03:07 (eleven years ago)
GoG pretty much undeniably has better script, direction and acting than SW, but SW is overwhelmingly more important and iconic. It's like comparing Mastodon and Black Sabbath.
― the joke should be over once the kid is eaten. (chap), Thursday, 4 September 2014 03:09 (eleven years ago)
"important and iconic" /= more enjoyable
― the other song about butts in the top 5 (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 4 September 2014 03:27 (eleven years ago)
would you rather see, right now, mastodon or sabbath live
― the other song about butts in the top 5 (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 4 September 2014 03:28 (eleven years ago)
what is better this new thing or that old thing
― SEEMS TO ME (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 4 September 2014 03:31 (eleven years ago)
I'd rather see reanimated zombie sabbath 30 years from now
― post...aftermath (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 4 September 2014 03:40 (eleven years ago)
paid for with dogecoin
― post...aftermath (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 4 September 2014 03:41 (eleven years ago)
SW is overwhelmingly more important
this op deserves to be challenged
― boney tassel (sic), Thursday, 4 September 2014 04:52 (eleven years ago)
do not listen to him
if this turns into one of those long boring nerd threads that sic loves I'm taking my walkman and my talking racoon and my dancing tree and my 70's AM Gold soundtrack and I am getting in my spaceship and I am getting the fuck out of this stupid thread
― SEEMS TO ME (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 4 September 2014 05:06 (eleven years ago)
not saying a debate would be any use or interest, but "important" doesn't play into forks' straight film-vs-film comparison. No Leigh Brackett, no Abnett & Lanning.
― boney tassel (sic), Thursday, 4 September 2014 05:25 (eleven years ago)
Was looking around for sales numbers on the soundtrack and found this bit on RollingStone today:
Still, some of the people overseeing with the film questioned Gunn's choices, suggesting that he make the soundtrack a little more contemporary. "One of the Marvel folks who gave notes on the script kept saying we were crazy to put Seventies songs in the movie, that it was going to be alienating to kids," the director says. "I guess he thought Quill should have learned how to download Beyoncé and Ke$ha off iTunes. Now I see little kids all over the world singing me 'Hooked on a Feeling.' Nothing could make me happier than to have folks take a second look at these songs."
― Stephen King's Threaderstarter (kingfish), Thursday, 4 September 2014 05:29 (eleven years ago)
the mixtape was such a great grounding element in this movie, and created a neat parallelism; like plotwise, it is the crucial lifeline for Peter Quill to Earth and his own humanity, and structurally it serves that role for the audience too, like, faced with this generally novel setting with its over the top scifi hijinx, distant realms, talking raccoons and monophrasal treedudes etc. it could all easily feel like a bunch of disparate nonsense. But then those 70s tunes pop up and give it that extra bit of placement in time and emotional space
― anonanon, Thursday, 4 September 2014 07:21 (eleven years ago)
Overheard my ten year old singing cherry bomb to himself while playing assassins creed or something the other day.
― how's life, Thursday, 4 September 2014 11:02 (eleven years ago)
― da croupier, Wednesday, September 3, 2014 11:44 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
laughing moms ass off
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 4 September 2014 15:04 (eleven years ago)
this is kind of terrible? i dunno. the last marvel film i saw was spider-man 2, but i was surprised at how pulp-sci-fi comic-book-y it is. sort of reminds me of star wars. which also has a sense of humor but not enough of one to realize how dumb its whole premise is. and so much actionzzzzz.
― Tove Lo Tove You Baby (jaymc), Monday, 19 January 2015 04:38 (eleven years ago)
the film makes use of chris pratt's easygoing charm, but to little effect beyond "he's the likable hero." no sense of his considerable comic talents.
― Tove Lo Tove You Baby (jaymc), Monday, 19 January 2015 04:42 (eleven years ago)
Did you really just complain about this comic book movie being...comic booky?
― a strawman stuffed with their collection of 12 cds (jjjusten), Monday, 19 January 2015 05:07 (eleven years ago)
the Spider-Man films are Sony, not Marvel
it's confusing
to little effect beyond "he's the likable hero." no sense of his considerable comic talents.
v much so
― bob seger's silver bullet gland (sic), Monday, 19 January 2015 05:11 (eleven years ago)
sorry, spider-man 2 was mentioned at http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marvel_Studios#History.
and yeah, i just complained about a comic book movie being comic book-y. i guess i should've known. chris pratt and a cool soundtrack and bradley cooper as a talking raccoon and the fact that this was a big hit and talked about as "good fun" made me think that perhaps i might like it -- a thought i've never had about iron man, thor, captain america, etc.
― Tove Lo Tove You Baby (jaymc), Monday, 19 January 2015 05:17 (eleven years ago)
movie was too comic booky and self-aware but pratt needed to be more andy dwyer-ish hm
― qualx, Monday, 19 January 2015 05:17 (eleven years ago)
i never said the movie was too self-aware. should've been more so imo.
― Tove Lo Tove You Baby (jaymc), Monday, 19 January 2015 05:19 (eleven years ago)
I thought this movie was "good fun", I'm not sure what else is required than some neat space action scenes, funny-but-kinda-tragic talking animals, cool aliens with some actually well-visualised gimmicks (I loved how much they got out of Groot, even moreso than in the comics), hammy villains, and funky cosmic concepts? I agree that the premise of how the team got together was a bit flimsy; in the comics The Guardians of the Galaxy are formed after two massive intergalactic wars to stop anything like that happening again, so their motivation as a team is better justified, but I guess the movie folks didn't want to insert so much off-screen backstory to the script... This was most obvious with Drax, since after he's got his revenge on Ronan he decides he now needs to go after Thanos, which felt like a contrived way to give Drax a motivation to stay with the GotG and align him with the comic book version, whose primary target was always Thanos.
― Tuomas, Monday, 19 January 2015 08:08 (eleven years ago)
after he's got his revenge on Ronan he decides he now needs to go after Thanos, which felt like a contrived way to give Drax a motivation to stay with the GotG
i mean in terms of plot contrivances i thought this was actually remarkably believably engineered
this was the same movie as a prison guard tower that is also capable of being a spaceship
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 20 January 2015 06:41 (eleven years ago)
like i thought his relatively sudden forgiveness of gamora felt way more NOW WE MOVE THE PLOT FORWARD
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 20 January 2015 06:42 (eleven years ago)
I dunno, I mean, unlike the comics, the movie gives Drax a very personal type of motivation, revenge for the murder of his family. So once the murderer is dead you'd expect him to be content, but then he's like, Ronan was working with Thanos, so I guess Thanos is my real target... Except that it was made quite clear Ronan's killings were because of his own political motivations, they had nothing to do with Thanos, and he actually rebelled against Thanos, so that's why I felt the switch was contrived. Okay, if you want to go deep, I guess you could say Drax's life had no meaning once Ronan was dead, so he had to come up with a new meaning, i.e. revenge on Thanos, but I'm not sure if the movie warrants such a deeper reading.
― Tuomas, Tuesday, 20 January 2015 07:04 (eleven years ago)
jaymc otm. This would have been actual fun if more self-aware. It plays everything just slightly above safe and for a big budget superhero movie that warrants "this was actually fun" and near universal praise.
hammy villains, and funky cosmic concepts
Villians were hardly hammy in this? Like Ronan being confused by the dancing at the end was one moment maybe.
One thing this had going for was the visuals. The style was a big step up from the whole "S.H.E.I.L.D" future military spaceship stuff which is so freaking bland. Being derived from a visual medium I don't get how boring the Avengers movies are to look at.
Haven't read any GotG comics but this kind of missed out on having more scenes in space? Especially the ending, same faceless metropolitan area purpose built for massive cgi destruction, which is how pretty much every one of the avengers crew movies ends. This is from a review of star trek: into darkness but applies here:
the film ends with a by-now rote recreation of 9/11 as fun-ride/numbingly genocidal climax, in which Khumberbatch crash-lands a giant spaceship into San Francisco—and lives!
talked about as "good fun" made me think that perhaps i might like it -- a thought i've never had about iron man, thor, captain america, etc.
This. Still waiting on a (non-batman) comic book movie that doesn't feel so blatantly focus-group/fan-service directed. Wasn't down with the sam raimi spidermans when they came out but in light of everything marvels released since they kind of feel like the only unique attempt on the material. They were bad because they tried to do something instead of mediocre because they didn't. Avengers and their solo movies are so soulless they're borderline unwatchable.
― dutch_justice, Tuesday, 20 January 2015 08:35 (eleven years ago)
I agree that there could've been more space stuff. The thing with Guardians of the Galaxy is, that even though it's published by Marvel and takes place in the Marvel universe, it's really a space opera, not a superhero story. Almost all of the superhero tropes (secret identities, arresting criminals, personal motivation for fighting crime, a rogues' gallery of supervillains, etc) are lacking in it. But in the Marvel comics there's a tradition for these type of cosmic stories and space operas, so Abnett and Lanning could just roll with it, they didn't need to bother with the stories being particularly "superheroy". Whereas with the movies, this was the first real cosmic Marvel story, and the movie-makers obviously had concerns on whether this fairly unknown team would be popular, so I guess they decided to play it a bit safe and make more like the earlier Marvel movies than what was necessary. But now that it became a hit, hopefully they'll add more space stuff in the sequels, the comics certainly have loads of cool and freaky cosmic imagery for them to use as source material.
― Tuomas, Tuesday, 20 January 2015 08:53 (eleven years ago)
Being derived from a visual medium I don't get how boring the Avengers movies are to look at.
Which Avengers comics do you think are visually interesting?
― bob seger's silver bullet gland (sic), Tuesday, 20 January 2015 09:36 (eleven years ago)
Just ordered the Infinity Gauntlet omnibus few days ago, hoping its a good gateway into that cosmic stuff you're talking about!
But I feel like the moment this movie became the cult-favorite of the masses it guaranteed any sequels will stay middle of the road in an attempt to hold onto that audience. Pretty easy to be cynical towards Marvel, I'll stop now.
― dutch_justice, Tuesday, 20 January 2015 09:39 (eleven years ago)
XP sorry I've never read any avengers, I just assumed there was a like good, defined, more inventive look somewhere in its history.
― dutch_justice, Tuesday, 20 January 2015 09:41 (eleven years ago)
Just for starters, the John Buscema/George Klein/Tom Palmer Avengers are terrific looking superhero comics in the Marvel style, and images from the Neal Adams/Tom Palmer issues have been swiped by countless artists over the years.
― sʌxihɔːl (Ward Fowler), Tuesday, 20 January 2015 09:51 (eleven years ago)
i'll always have a soft spot for george perez's avengers stuff.
― bizarro gazzara, Tuesday, 20 January 2015 10:01 (eleven years ago)
Gene Colan's 60s Avengers - also 'visually interesting'
― sʌxihɔːl (Ward Fowler), Tuesday, 20 January 2015 10:04 (eleven years ago)
But I feel like the moment this movie became the cult-favorite of the masses it guaranteed any sequels will stay middle of the road in an attempt to hold onto that audience.
Well, since Avengers 3 is most likely based on The Infinity Gauntlet, and it seems it'll be a crossover with GotG (as the concept of Infinity Gems and Thanos being after them was introduced in this movie, and Thanos was set up as the villain for the sequel), hopefully we'll get more cosmic shenanigans in that one. Unless they radically change the IG core story, there shouldn't be too many "supeheroes fighting generic minions on the streets NY" in that movie... Though of course it's possible they alter the story exactly because they want to include such scenes.
― Tuomas, Tuesday, 20 January 2015 12:35 (eleven years ago)
"on the street of NY"
― Tuomas, Tuesday, 20 January 2015 12:36 (eleven years ago)
shush you Ward, I was curious abt d_j's aesthetic position being staked out
― bob seger's silver bullet gland (sic), Tuesday, 20 January 2015 13:44 (eleven years ago)
(Neal Adams did like five issues, right?)
― bob seger's silver bullet gland (sic), Tuesday, 20 January 2015 13:47 (eleven years ago)
when was the last visually interesting avengers comic would seem to be the germane thing. ultimates was certainly never ==VISUALLY INTERESTING== though that's not to say it wasn't well-executed.
― ♛ LIL UNIT ♛ (thomp), Tuesday, 20 January 2015 13:57 (eleven years ago)
While refraining from stepping on d_j's aesthetic position any further, thomp's post brings home to me how difficult it might be to agree on what is or isn't 'visually interesting', and whether that's the same thing as 'good comics', or even if it's compatible with good comics. By which I mean, I always thought that Bryan Hitch's work on the first Ultimates series was some kind of peak for Neal Adams-derived realism-plus superhero comics - when I first saw it, the word I instantly reached for was 'widescreen', and it doesn't seem a coincidence to me that Ultimates lies behind a lot of the Marvel movies, and of course Avengers (Assemble) in partic. So the well-executed comic will always, by default, be visually interesting to me also.
I think this Avengers annual by Jim Starlin will be a key text for the second Avengers movie - Starlin is kind've visually interesting w/out actually being able to draw anywhere near as well as a Buscema or Colan (or Hitch).
https://annihilusssl.sslcs.cdngc.net/c/ICO005853_1.jpg?h=e3dc6dd7807cf993ae14661d3d72e4cd
― sʌxihɔːl (Ward Fowler), Tuesday, 20 January 2015 22:38 (eleven years ago)
If Iron Man felt focus grouped, it's for people who want a funnier Iron Man than the one in the comics. It's still by far my favorite of the Marvel pictures, the second Captain America excepted.
― guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 20 January 2015 22:42 (eleven years ago)
it's true that RDJ as Iron Man is much funnier/more fun than comic book Tony Stark. Never found Iron Man particularly compelling as a character, it's funny that that turned out to be Marvel's break-out film character.
― Οὖτις, Tuesday, 20 January 2015 22:47 (eleven years ago)
tbf it's moreso that RDJ turned out to be marvel's break-out actor
― Sounds like a forks display name (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 20 January 2015 23:28 (eleven years ago)
p much
― Οὖτις, Tuesday, 20 January 2015 23:29 (eleven years ago)
def exploited the way RDJ's career arc/personality map to Starks' (talented assholes w substance abuse problems trying to make good)
― Οὖτις, Tuesday, 20 January 2015 23:31 (eleven years ago)
folks forget that when iron man came out RDJ was hardly a megastar, he had only just found his footing again with zodiac iirc
― Sounds like a forks display name (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 20 January 2015 23:32 (eleven years ago)
he'd been good in other stuff up to then - Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang, A Scanner Darkly etc. Granted these were not blockbusters (or even successful)
― Οὖτις, Tuesday, 20 January 2015 23:35 (eleven years ago)
and tbh I still don't think he's a megastar - he can't carry a non-Iron Man film on his own.
― Οὖτις, Tuesday, 20 January 2015 23:36 (eleven years ago)
xp that's what i'm saying! and at the time, getting cast as a superhero in a film was a big risk for an actor, not a coup.megastar = the highest paid actor in hollywood
― Sounds like a forks display name (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 20 January 2015 23:37 (eleven years ago)
RDJ had also built up a lot of audience good will up to this point (e.g. Ally McBeal).
― guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 20 January 2015 23:44 (eleven years ago)
that's a funny e.g.
― da croupier, Tuesday, 20 January 2015 23:45 (eleven years ago)
stands for "eegads"
― guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 20 January 2015 23:46 (eleven years ago)
Shakes, Marry Me (which I'd forgotten existed) and Due Date and Sherlock movies also huge.
― guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 20 January 2015 23:47 (eleven years ago)
I thought Sherlock was post-Iron Man
― Οὖτις, Tuesday, 20 January 2015 23:47 (eleven years ago)
what is Marry Me
― da croupier, Tuesday, 20 January 2015 23:47 (eleven years ago)
and how could we forget, the Soloist
― Οὖτις, Tuesday, 20 January 2015 23:48 (eleven years ago)
whoops Marley and Me
― guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 20 January 2015 23:49 (eleven years ago)
(on phone)
Alfred just trying to get me to gay marry him it's all good
― Οὖτις, Tuesday, 20 January 2015 23:50 (eleven years ago)
he's not in Marley & Me
― da croupier, Tuesday, 20 January 2015 23:50 (eleven years ago)
wtf he wasn't in that -- never mind
― guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 20 January 2015 23:50 (eleven years ago)
Robert Downey Jr is a megastar in the sense that millions of people around the world know who he is based off of two mega-franchises that play off his charisma, and Due Date and even The Judge did alright for being the kinds of movies they are. If you'd call George Clooney a megastar you gotta call RDJ one.
― da croupier, Tuesday, 20 January 2015 23:51 (eleven years ago)
wow finally got on Wiki and yeah he's been in mostly sequels since 2008
― guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 20 January 2015 23:53 (eleven years ago)
The Judge definitely failed to give him the Descendants/Up In The Air type middlebrow smash that would shore up his actorly bonafides, but he can still go to any country and cause a scene I'm sure
― da croupier, Tuesday, 20 January 2015 23:55 (eleven years ago)
tbh I still don't think he's a megastar - he can't carry a non-Iron Man film on his own.
It's true that his biggest non-Marvel hits over the past half decade have been buddy films (Due Date, the Sherlock Holmes flicks), but it's not like he's starred in a bunch of all-Downey flops. Neither The Soloist nor The Judge did all that well, but I'm not sure that means much, as they were long shots to begin with.
― no Mmmmbob (contenderizer), Wednesday, 21 January 2015 00:01 (eleven years ago)
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/613HVHYoRCL._SX355_.jpg
― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 21 January 2015 00:03 (eleven years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hPkBQ6kN02M
― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 21 January 2015 00:04 (eleven years ago)
definitely not in the tier of folks who've regularly cleared 100m with stand-alone films, though - Leonardo DiCaprio, Will Smith, Tom Cruise, for instance. that scene he could cause overseas could still involve a lot of people yelling "it's Iron Man!"
― da croupier, Wednesday, 21 January 2015 00:12 (eleven years ago)
hooray for comparative megastardom hair-splitting
― no Mmmmbob (contenderizer), Wednesday, 21 January 2015 00:15 (eleven years ago)
next we'll rate the superhunks
― da croupier, Wednesday, 21 January 2015 00:25 (eleven years ago)
yeah ok: i want 'visually interesting' to mean smth like "having the air of manufacturing a style to suit its content"
hitch's ultimates (at least in my memory) isn't to me an advance on the style he was using for the authority
which haha was going to publish a special called 'authority: widescreen' at one point, right? feel like "widescreen" is a term warren ellis was throwing around re how superhero comics ought to function circa 2001
ultimates looks a little blander, has a muddied-out colour palette (i think: haven't read any of this stuff in a decade), might be a refinement of technique but certainly not presenting a new thing
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i think a buncha the marvel movies are 'visually interesting' in their awkward, strained attempts to incorporate the visual detritus of a buncha disparate styles into a line-appropriate look. the branagh thor is probably the most so, though i wish it had invested more in deliberate camp.
that said i don't think "this is derived from a visual medium, ergo it should be a visually interesting medium" is any smarter than saying "this is derived from a verbal medium, so why isn't the dialogue better"
― ♛ LIL UNIT ♛ (thomp), Wednesday, 21 January 2015 16:11 (eleven years ago)
btw chris pratt's vision of his dead mom against the background of the cosmos at the end of gotg totally worked for me so my aesthetic biases are obviously gone to shit
― ♛ LIL UNIT ♛ (thomp), Wednesday, 21 January 2015 16:12 (eleven years ago)
visually interesting, not necessarily better, but at least interesting. If you have 50 some years of source material to draw on and you still manage to produce something as stylistically bland and unimaginative as the avengers movie, you fucked up.
And I do hold movies based off (good) novels to a higher expectation in terms of dialogue haha, but I get that that's kind of silly.
― dutch_justice, Wednesday, 21 January 2015 21:10 (eleven years ago)
Didn't know any of that - I'm not an Ellis fan and have never read the Authority. I wouldn't be surprised if Mark Millar has also used the term, too, and could well be why I had it in mind when I read Ultimates.
Hitch obviously owes a great debt to Alan Davis, who owes a great debt to Neal Adams blah blah, so I think I was pleased to see Hitch as the latest in a long line of great comic bk artists giving us a 'modern', sleekly fitted out version of the Avengers, a star, deluxe Marvel comic that has always been continually refurbished/upgraded anyway. And Hitch doesn't cheat - he's giving us full figure drawings on virtually every page, along with post-Perez hyperdetailed architecture and paraphernalia (his pencils look to be very, very 'finished' and different inkers seem to make only minor difference to the finished product.)
i want 'visually interesting' to mean smth like "having the air of manufacturing a style to suit its content"
That seems quite demanding of the poor artist on the monthlyish deadline grind - tho "having the air of" reminds me of Stan Lee's "the illusion of change rather than change itself"
― sʌxihɔːl (Ward Fowler), Wednesday, 21 January 2015 21:18 (eleven years ago)
maybe I should call what I'm talking about smth other than "visually interesting" but hey that's the terminology I was handed man
but it seems like sleek/modern/deluxe/company car isn't really smth that would translate or provide an interesting starting point for making the avengers movie look interesting. also detail and realism the camera sorta has by default, widescreen-ness also, and good panel breakdowns don't translate at all, so it's more like one can look at the ultimates and go, ayup, there's a movie there, than look at the movie and expect real style
still enjoyed it though because, like, wisecracks and stuff
― ♛ LIL UNIT ♛ (thomp), Wednesday, 21 January 2015 23:03 (eleven years ago)
I'm not an Ellis fan and have never read the Authority.
― sʌxihɔːl (Ward Fowler), Wednesday, January 21, 2015 1:18 PM (1 hour ago)
I'm not an Ellis fan and you should read the Authority. After Planetary I mean.
― deliberately clunky, needlessly arty, (contenderizer), Wednesday, 21 January 2015 23:14 (eleven years ago)
the "Widescreen" special was supposed to be written and drawn by Hitch but it was cancelled after 9/11
I find the rapid rise and fall of The Authority kind of fascinating. It's a perfect microcosm of the industry
― Number None, Wednesday, 21 January 2015 23:27 (eleven years ago)
I always took "widescreen" as, like, Quitely-style layouts. Literal-minded lols.
― deliberately clunky, needlessly arty, (contenderizer), Wednesday, 21 January 2015 23:29 (eleven years ago)
The Authority #27, containing Arthur Adams’s rendition of the second part of Millar’s “Brave New World,” was indeed published in December, according to DC’s twice revised publication schedule. Millar’s — and fans’ — hope for only minor changes was not, however, answered. Page after page of changes, some minor and some not so minor, began to circulate on the internet after reportedly being leaked by WildStorm personnel, angry at DC’s intervention, to comics gossip columnist Rich Johnston.In the original version, Millar had the new team leader have sex with the corpse of martyred team leader Jenny Sparks, actualizing what the new team was doing to the old one; the revised version gave him three women dressed as Jenny Sparks. President Bush, considered immune from satire after 9/11, was changed to an unnamed government official despite President Clinton’s appearance in Millar’s first issue. In addition, nipples were removed and the violence toned down.
In the original version, Millar had the new team leader have sex with the corpse of martyred team leader Jenny Sparks, actualizing what the new team was doing to the old one; the revised version gave him three women dressed as Jenny Sparks. President Bush, considered immune from satire after 9/11, was changed to an unnamed government official despite President Clinton’s appearance in Millar’s first issue. In addition, nipples were removed and the violence toned down.
― Number None, Wednesday, 21 January 2015 23:35 (eleven years ago)
Millar had the new team leader have sex with the corpse of martyred team leader Jenny Sparks, actualizing what the new team was doing to the old one;
....
― Οὖτις, Wednesday, 21 January 2015 23:39 (eleven years ago)
they censored his art maaaan
― Number None, Wednesday, 21 January 2015 23:41 (eleven years ago)
this - combined with the never-ending continuity "event" nonsense - is more or less why I don't read superhero comics anymore. you never know when there's going to be a dead girlfriend stuffed in a refrigerator or ant-man cunnilingus or zombie rape scenes it's all so fucking gross and stupid
― Οὖτις, Wednesday, 21 January 2015 23:45 (eleven years ago)
note gonna defend the censored corpse-fucking or w/e, but authority did have a pretty impressive run for a while there
― deliberately clunky, needlessly arty, (contenderizer), Wednesday, 21 January 2015 23:48 (eleven years ago)
I don't want to say everything that's wrong with modern comics is Millar's fault but...
(I liked the Ellis/Hitch issues)
― Number None, Wednesday, 21 January 2015 23:50 (eleven years ago)
― deliberately clunky, needlessly arty, (contenderizer)
no-one should read Planetary, it's Family Guy for superheroes
― bob seger's silver bullet gland (sic), Thursday, 22 January 2015 00:41 (eleven years ago)
no. it is things of various sorts, but not that.
― deliberately clunky, needlessly arty, (contenderizer), Thursday, 22 January 2015 00:52 (eleven years ago)
its m.o. is to make references to other bits of its popular medium in a mildly eyerolly fashion
― bob seger's silver bullet gland (sic), Thursday, 22 January 2015 02:04 (eleven years ago)
it's good. don't listen to sic
― Nhex, Thursday, 22 January 2015 02:08 (eleven years ago)
Is it true that a villain kills the flying heroine by shitting at her?
― Robert Adam Gilmour, Thursday, 22 January 2015 02:14 (eleven years ago)
This might sound crazy but brit grit+superheroes is just as bad as crossover events and and 90s-tastic Xtreme styling, to my taste.
― Robert Adam Gilmour, Thursday, 22 January 2015 02:57 (eleven years ago)
authority up to millar is pretty good
― Sounds like a forks display name (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 22 January 2015 06:03 (eleven years ago)
Damn this thread took a hard nerd turn I'm into this
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 22 January 2015 06:32 (eleven years ago)
Ellis Stormwatch and Authority are some of my favorite comics of all time
― Let me help you out Charlie XCX fan (DJP), Thursday, 22 January 2015 07:24 (eleven years ago)
i went on a serious ellis kick after transmet and bought everything i could find. kinda done with it now tho' tbh.
― Sounds like a forks display name (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 22 January 2015 07:28 (eleven years ago)
I had never made the Planetary/Family Guy link before but sic otm. Also good enough for reading drunk to put off going to bed, when there's nothing else to do, but you wouldn't read it instead of Strangehaven.
― the bowels are not what they seem (aldo), Thursday, 22 January 2015 08:27 (eleven years ago)
piffle. planetary's a catch-the-reference game, sure, but so's the league of extraordinary gentlemen - a more apt comparison not made here presumably because it's less casually disparaging.
― deliberately clunky, needlessly arty, (contenderizer), Thursday, 22 January 2015 08:52 (eleven years ago)
There are definitely comparisons, but LoEG at least attempts to tell a story whereas Planetary seems to exist in glorious isolation; a portmanteau book where our protagonists turn up, have their fictional history told to them, and leave every month. The Batman book is particular is nothing but an art reference edition, and the JLA book is especially random in taking place on a parallel Earth even to the Wildstormiverse (which is now part of the Johnsiverse since Flashpoint btw, making all this current DC continuity. Possibly.) and so not even 'real' in the context of the book.
― the bowels are not what they seem (aldo), Thursday, 22 January 2015 09:11 (eleven years ago)
I don't think the Batman book was supposed to be "real" tbf. It was a one-off special
I agree with you in general though. There's something about the generally stand-alone nature of Planetary's issues that makes it feel quite shallow. It does become a kind of spot the reference exercise - "oh i guess that guy's supposed to be John Constantine, that guy's supposed to be The Hulk" etc
― Number None, Thursday, 22 January 2015 10:09 (eleven years ago)
It's not LOEG levels of "Oh Jess Nevins will have fun with this" - it's Ellis Ellising over various superheroes in ways that he obviously can't with the 'real' versions. Disguise isn't really its goal - the issues by and large don't work if you can't spot who it 'really' is.
If you like the (core, non-analogue) characters, and you like the way that Ellis writes and Cassaday draws, then you will enjoy it - without them then each issue is just a tweet: "The Hulk happened, but the US Army captured him and buried him in concrete, he took decades to die".
It does get a plot at some point, but not so you'd notice.
― Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 22 January 2015 10:30 (eleven years ago)
Also if we're judging comics by their crossovers there have been roughly three readable books ever :)
― Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 22 January 2015 10:31 (eleven years ago)
I read Planetary in the giant full-series omnibus, so it definitely felt like one grand story
― Nhex, Thursday, 22 January 2015 13:51 (eleven years ago)
Ellis can still do amazing stuff; his recent Moon Knight run was amazing
― Let me help you out Charlie XCX fan (DJP), Thursday, 22 January 2015 14:06 (eleven years ago)
Yeah, i will agree there
― Sounds like a forks display name (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 22 January 2015 14:47 (eleven years ago)
I keep on hearing good things about Trees.
― the bowels are not what they seem (aldo), Thursday, 22 January 2015 14:54 (eleven years ago)
i just went to a book club thing about trees i love it now
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 22 January 2015 15:04 (eleven years ago)
LoEG at least attempts to tell a story whereas Planetary seems to exist in glorious isolation; a portmanteau book where our protagonists turn up, have their fictional history told to them, and leave every month.
― the bowels are not what they seem (aldo), Thursday, January 22, 2015 1:11 AM (5 hours ago)
True enough, but I quite enjoyed each stand-alone investigation and Ellis did manage to inject sufficient suggestion of an overarching storyline to keep me interested. Figure it's like Focault's Pendulum: you don't really need a framing story, just occasional reminders that there's supposed to be one. Either way, "Family Guy for superheroes" was a lazy cheap shot.
And I need to read his Moon Knight run! Has it been collected? MK was one of my absolute favorite characters when I was first getting into comics as a teen (along with The New Mutants, drawn to both by Sienkiewicz).
― deliberately clunky, needlessly arty, (contenderizer), Thursday, 22 January 2015 15:08 (eleven years ago)
moon knight is on Marvel unlimited which is where i'm reading it currently. There's a trade.
― Sounds like a forks display name (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 22 January 2015 15:39 (eleven years ago)
Full circle, I tried to rewatch Guardians of the Galaxy this afternoon. Wasn't working for me, and I never really loved it in the first place, just sort of dug it okay. That's not to condemn the movie; I don't know that I've ever really loved a big, blockbustery comic book movie. Maybe Burton's Batman, a quarter century ago (?), but even there my enthusiasm faded quickly. Of this recent wave, I suppose the first Iron Man flick is still my favorite, and that's more a product of performances than subject matter. While Rbt. Downey Jr.'s great in it, he's great in a way that seems to exist outside the hokey superhero trappings, like he's sitting just offscreen and smirking in at what he sees. Same goes for Gwynneth Paltrow. Their implied distance from all the jacked up derring-do is what makes the film work, IMO.
Anyway, I have no real affection for these sorts of films. My indifference extends to OTT action spectacles in general, though I still retain a vestigial, eternally frustrated enthusiasm, the stunted remnant of the joy I took from films lie Star Wars and Raiders of the Lost Ark in my childhood. And I think dutch_justice is exactly right to criticize the contemporary comic book movie's failure to fully embrace film's potential as a visual medium. If these movies cared about anything beyond the dispensation of slam-bang fun packets, I might give a shit. As I mentioned a little while back, Bill Sienkievicz was my first real comic book here. Prior to discovering his work near the end of his Moon Knight run, I'd been a casual comics fan at best, picking up stray issues here or there but never really investing. Sienkiewicz (or more precisely his brief New Mutants run) changed that. I dug the stories and characters, sure, but it's the way he drew them that blew my mind, his willingness to push out into weird abstraction, art for art's sake. I wanted to draw like that. His work changed my life.
Since then, I've always loved comics passionately yet cared about the art first and foremost. I like Batman just fine, but never more than when Kelley Jones drew him. I don't care who's writing Hellboy so long as Mike Mignola's supplying the imagery, and have little interest in his writing when he isn't. Haven't given a rat's ass about Spider Man in years, but rushed to pick up Brendan McCarthy's Fever issues. That's the sense in which these Marvel films fail comics as a visual medium. They're too big and expensive and potentially profitable to permit any kind of artistic experimentation. This bums me out. It makes me feel betrayed as a comics fan, and it's why I'll always prefer the oddities that grow in the margins of comics culture (Adventure Time!) to whatever the big studios trot out for summertime and the Christmas season.
― deliberately clunky, needlessly arty, (contenderizer), Thursday, 22 January 2015 22:35 (eleven years ago)
I think Hellboy has some really good alternate artists like Fegredo and Corben.
But I get what you mean, there are quite a lot of characters who many consider pointless outside their own creators. Captain Marvel (Shazam), Plastic Man, Wonder Woman, Elektra, The Creeper.
I really don't get what magic people see in Downey Jr Iron Man. I don't think he does anything wrong, but the level of success and enthusiasm he garnered is a bit odd.
― Robert Adam Gilmour, Thursday, 22 January 2015 22:58 (eleven years ago)
he was funny instead of ponderous or tortured or stupid or boring
― Οὖτις, Thursday, 22 January 2015 22:58 (eleven years ago)
which was a first for superhero movies
― Οὖτις, Thursday, 22 January 2015 22:59 (eleven years ago)
That may be refreshing but it isn't quite lightning in a bottle that the hype would suggest. I know hype is almost always unreliable, especially in blockbuster movies. But at least with Nicholson, Ledger and Hardy it made more sense how much people loved them. But you could quote those performances.
― Robert Adam Gilmour, Thursday, 22 January 2015 23:06 (eleven years ago)
wait are you claiming that people loved Bane
I'm pretty sure you can spot the obvious major difference between the three you cite (two of which are terrible imo anyway) and RDJ as Iron Man
― Οὖτις, Thursday, 22 January 2015 23:14 (eleven years ago)
before Iron Man you have to go all the way back to Christopher Reeves to find an actor who so comfortably and enjoyably inhabited a lead superhero role
― Οὖτις, Thursday, 22 January 2015 23:15 (eleven years ago)
otm, though again, i think downey so charmingly "inhabits" the role only by maintaining a certain ironic distance from it
― deliberately clunky, needlessly arty, (contenderizer), Thursday, 22 January 2015 23:17 (eleven years ago)
that's definitely true, and part of it is due to how much his own public persona mirrors the Stark/Iron Man character but I think I already said that on this thread
― Οὖτις, Thursday, 22 January 2015 23:19 (eleven years ago)
I know not everyone responded well but I thought most people found Bane to be great fun. He makes the film for me. Same with Nicholson. I'm less enthusiastic about Ledger's Joker but he's still good and I understand why people liked him.
― Robert Adam Gilmour, Thursday, 22 January 2015 23:25 (eleven years ago)
Best Joker still has to be Mark Hammill.
― Robert Adam Gilmour, Thursday, 22 January 2015 23:26 (eleven years ago)
Literally no one thought Bane was the saving grace of Dark Knight 3
― Let me help you out Charlie XCX fan (DJP), Thursday, 22 January 2015 23:41 (eleven years ago)
Ppl forgetting how good Keaton was in the first Burton Batman. And he was more funny than he was ponderous, for sure.
― Οὖτις Δαυ & τηε Κνιγητσ (Phil D.), Thursday, 22 January 2015 23:44 (eleven years ago)
Bane was the only fun part of Rises!
― Nhex, Thursday, 22 January 2015 23:50 (eleven years ago)
Keaton occurred to me but a) his performance was not the one that got the acclaim and b) I just don't think it's that good a movie (Batman Returns is better). The first is pretty terrible - there are jarring shifts in tone, significant aspects of the character Keaton doesn't bother to engage, the plot borders on nonsensical, and all of the characters are overwhelmed by the scenery, with the exception of Nicholson who just amps up his usual schtick to keep up with all the cartoonish silliness.
― Οὖτις, Thursday, 22 January 2015 23:54 (eleven years ago)
Yeah, Bane was by far the best thing in DKR. Quite a lot of people became obsessed with that voice, quite a few of my friends loved that. I think there was even a South Park episode about it.
But maybe part of the reason I can enjoy these so much is because I really don't care about the films that much (although I did take it all very seriously late 90s to early 00s). Spiderman 3 was a total mess but I'd take it over most superhero films because of Maguire and Franco's hilarious doucheyness. Blade 3 was even worse but it had Ryan Reynolds calling someone "cock juggling thundercunt".
― Robert Adam Gilmour, Friday, 23 January 2015 00:13 (eleven years ago)
Quite a lot of people became obsessed with that voice
Wasn't that because it was mostly incomprehensible, rather than good? Though the bit where he says 'What a lovely, lovely voice' about the boy singing is by far the best bit in that awful mess of a movie.
― ornamental cabbage (James Morrison), Friday, 23 January 2015 01:48 (eleven years ago)
I think later versions were edited to be more comprehensible. I saw it on DVD and there was no real problem.
― Robert Adam Gilmour, Friday, 23 January 2015 01:56 (eleven years ago)
And don't forget
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2qvULu70dE
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 23 January 2015 02:01 (eleven years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NriOZ6ofj_Q
― ©Oz Quiz© (Adam Bruneau), Saturday, 24 January 2015 20:03 (eleven years ago)
I agree that Hardy's Bane was the best thing about Dark Knight Rises, in fact I think he had the potential to be the best movie Batman villain (Ledger was good too but overrated, basically just a grim-n-gritty update on Nicholson's scenery-chewing) if the script hadn't been so flawed, with him getting totally sidelined in the finale. And I had no problem understanding Bane's voice and I really liked it too, that bizarre metallic-but-jovial Sean Connery locution made him unique, it was much more memorable than a stereotypically "evil" or "crazy" voice.
― Tuomas, Saturday, 24 January 2015 23:46 (eleven years ago)
I thought I knew all the old Joker/Nicholson dialogue but I watched it a few years ago and there was a great line I never caught before. When they burst into the art gallery and he says "gentlemen... let's broaden out minds".
― Robert Adam Gilmour, Sunday, 25 January 2015 00:24 (eleven years ago)
Prince sampled it
― Οὖτις, Sunday, 25 January 2015 02:18 (eleven years ago)
do not get the love for bane. like at all. horrible, misplaced, forgettable performance. or maybe a decent performance buried under gear and effects, hard to tell. either way, a few nice line readings aside, he's the worst major villain since shwarzeneggar's freeze.
still love ledger's joker. nicholson's hasn't aged well, but is at least energetic and memorable.
― deliberately clunky, needlessly arty, (contenderizer), Sunday, 25 January 2015 02:43 (eleven years ago)
Yeah I can't fathom any praise for Bane that doesn't come from a place of ironic detachment and/or deep boredom with everything else in the film. A monk in a well got his face ripped off getting a little girl out, twenty years later he's somehow a super-roid hurling barely scrutable variations on "no mr bond I expect you to die" from behind a gas mask. Woo woo.
― da croupier, Sunday, 25 January 2015 16:32 (eleven years ago)
I'm glad posterity has been so unkind to DKR - it really is a Batman and Robin-level stinker.
― Chuck_Tatum, Sunday, 25 January 2015 17:55 (eleven years ago)
I dunno, that one was at least fun and colorful as well as being terrible. This one was like staring at someone shaking a bucket of gravel for three hours.
― Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 25 January 2015 18:04 (eleven years ago)
Could not fucking stand Bane. I'm glad I didn't watch it in the theater for I would've been asked to leave for laughing so hard.
― guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 25 January 2015 18:14 (eleven years ago)
Rewatching the first Batman in October, I didn't have any problems with Nicholson; it's possible that without Michael Keaton to inject the we're-the-same scowly pathos the Joker performance would have been TLJ in the '95 Batman. I did though have a problem with Vicki Vale, which even in 1989 terms is a contemptible stereotype, a "photographer" who's covered war torn Central America or whatever but still screams when a gun fires.
― guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 25 January 2015 18:17 (eleven years ago)
"this town needs an enema" is classic fuiud
― Nhex, Sunday, 25 January 2015 19:34 (eleven years ago)
i liked bane ok, kinda gimmicky though at the end of the day. but the bigger problem is now anything Tom Hardy is in, he automatically gives me bane when he opens his mouth
it took me three tries to get through bbc wuthering heightsbane-voiced heathcliff was weird & v distracting
― difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 25 January 2015 21:05 (eleven years ago)
lol try LOCKE
― Nhex, Sunday, 25 January 2015 21:50 (eleven years ago)
in LOCKE but there's nothing else to look at besides the rearview mirror.
― guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 25 January 2015 21:53 (eleven years ago)
Yeah I can't fathom any praise for Bane that doesn't come from a place of ironic detachment and/or deep boredom with everything else in the film.― da croupier, Sunday, 25 January 2015
― da croupier, Sunday, 25 January 2015
I'm fairly sure Bane was supposed to be funny. But it is true that I wasn't that interested in these films but did enjoy the Nolan ones well enough even if this stuff isn't really my cup of tea. After my mad superhero phase I just enjoy bits and pieces of these things. In superhero films the Batman villains might be the majority of those bits and pieces. I just watched a YouTube compilation of the Bane scenes and he isn't in it nearly as much as I remembered.
― Robert Adam Gilmour, Sunday, 25 January 2015 21:54 (eleven years ago)
This movie is fucking terrible
― Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 6 May 2015 18:58 (ten years ago)
Prove it
― Sufjan Grafton, Wednesday, 6 May 2015 19:14 (ten years ago)
it's like reddit: the movie. only without porn.
― Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 6 May 2015 19:28 (ten years ago)
There's a version that reinserts the porn if you're looking for a more faithful adaptation.
― Doggy McBaby (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 6 May 2015 19:39 (ten years ago)
what does this even mean
― DJP, Wednesday, 6 May 2015 20:11 (ten years ago)
yeah, I don't know
― Sufjan Grafton, Wednesday, 6 May 2015 20:13 (ten years ago)
I think it means that he didn't actually look at the DVD that Netflix mistakenly sent him before popping it in the machine and watching it.
― Doggy McBaby (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 6 May 2015 20:16 (ten years ago)
Rocket Raccoon is secretly a racist?
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Wednesday, 6 May 2015 20:16 (ten years ago)
Well at least it provokes a strong reaction; that's a good thing
― Doktor Van Peebles (kingfish), Wednesday, 6 May 2015 20:28 (ten years ago)
a strong nonsensical reaction
― DJP, Wednesday, 6 May 2015 20:30 (ten years ago)
somebody's clearly already forgotten about dave bautista's butt sharpie scene
― “audience participation” otherwise known as “touching” (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 6 May 2015 20:49 (ten years ago)
https://viewfromacouch.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/macgruber-celery.jpg
― Sufjan Grafton, Wednesday, 6 May 2015 21:12 (ten years ago)
I recently rewatched this movie, and I really feel it's the best of all the Marvel movies. I looks pretty and colourful (I don't get why recent superhero movies are so fond of muted colours) with cool cosmic visions, the plot is fun but also isn't afraid to have more serious moments when needed (the whole "I would rather die with friends" scene made my eyes wet), all the main characters get decent development but the movie's still clearly about them as a team, so it doesn't feel like a bunch of disjointed character moments like Age of Ultron did, and there's a deeper emotional theme (a bunch of loners who've lost their families, or never had one, coming together as a surrogate one) that's kinda obvious but still gets all the plot beats right... Okay, the villain is kinda one-dimensional, but Lee Pace is still wonderfully hammy, and since the first movie with a new team needs to set up the protagonists properly, you can't devote too much time for the villain anyway.
I'm really hoping they'll do Cancerverse for the sequel, but maybe that's bit too cosmic for mainstream movies? Anyway, as long as the quality doesn't drastically drop and the second movie will add Mantis to the team, I'll be happy.
― Tuomas, Wednesday, 6 May 2015 22:07 (ten years ago)
there's nothing inherently better about formulaic team development/tension/resolution than any other formulaic plot device
also the die with my friends stuff was muck. movie didnt earn it.
― thoughts you made second posts about (darraghmac), Wednesday, 6 May 2015 22:09 (ten years ago)
it's my favorite so far.
the big thing for me not knowing much of the marvel-verse is that this was the first movie that was effective at explaining (and showing) what the f the infinity stones are and/or do without too much technobabble
i also really liked the set designs. the ship was beat-up & a lot of the locations (ie prison, and that head-planet i forget the name of) had a real lived-in feel like og star wars, bladerunner, alien etc. not the normal super-shiny marvel
― difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 6 May 2015 22:54 (ten years ago)
In the comic the Infinity Gems (renamed Infinity Stones in the movie) are much more simple: they're just these differently coloured but otherwise identical gems that all control one aspect of existence... So the Time Gem can bend time, the Soul Gem can trap people's souls, the Space Gem can manipulate space, etc. IIRC only the Soul Gem appeared before the others were shown, so they were a rather simple set of plot devices wielded by Thanos.
But in the movies they decided that each Infinity Stone should appear separately, and each one should be tied to different main villain, so it gets a lot more complicated. So now the Space Stone is inside Red Skull's Cosmic Cube (which in the comics is a whole different plot device that predates the Gems), the Reality Stone has somehow become this black mist thing that's the power source of the Dark Elves, the Mind Stone is an alien supercomputer... Only the Power Stone in GoTG looks and behaves like its comic book counterpart. I can understand why they wanted to use the Stones and Thanos to connect all the Marvel movies, but I think maybe used them a little too much. I wonder what they're gonna do after Avengers 3, when the Stones and Thanos (presumably) are out of play. I think the whole Stone metaplot was most distracting in Age of Ultron, because it basically just served as a setup for the sequel, so the whole movie felt more like an intermediary episode with an intermediary villain rather than a self-contained whole.
― Tuomas, Thursday, 7 May 2015 06:49 (ten years ago)
I'm really hoping they'll do Cancerverse for the sequel
Seeing as its scheduled for release before Infinity War it'll probably be more Infinity Gems build up. Wouldn't be surprised if its main job is tying The Guardians in with the Earthbound MCU.
― the joke should be over once the kid is eaten. (chap), Thursday, 7 May 2015 11:34 (ten years ago)
Not necessarily - the second Captain America film had nothing to do with the Cosmic Cube, and only featured the Sceptre in the post-credits scene.
― Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 7 May 2015 11:37 (ten years ago)
I really hope it isn't just Infinity War buildup... Though since the last movie established that Guardians (unlike the Earth heroes) actually know about Thanos and are actively opposing him, I guess it'd make more sense to continue that storyline there. If Warlock is gonna play part in IW (tbased on AoU it looks like Vision might take his place in the movies), I guess he'll be introduced on GotFG 2. But I'm still hoping it'll have a strong villain of its own, not just some Thanos henchman. Maybe they could do Annihilation? They'd just have to change the parts that involve Galactus.
― Tuomas, Thursday, 7 May 2015 12:22 (ten years ago)
I've been disappointed with Marvel movies in general, to me they've become essentially indistinguishable from (say) the Fast and Furious movies, but without the humor (then again, only the last 3 F&F movies have really been all that funny, but you get the point). But Guardians is really good...my only problems with it is that it throws too much at the audience in the beginning and that it's so lighthearted that you never really feel much is at stake - having said that it's much better in this regard than like 95% of the 'funny' movies I've seen that aren't necessarily comedies. I don't get the "reddit: the movie" remark at all.
― frogbs, Thursday, 7 May 2015 15:30 (ten years ago)
I looks pretty and colourful (I don't get why recent superhero movies are so fond of muted colours)
― Tuomas, Wednesday, May 6, 2015 10:07 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
I liked it when the teal guy fought the orange guy in the orange room with the teal girl
― Matt Armstrong, Friday, 8 May 2015 01:52 (ten years ago)
I don't remember an orange guy or an orange room in the movie, what scene are you talking about?
― Tuomas, Friday, 8 May 2015 06:58 (ten years ago)
Also, the blue-skinned characters are all like that in the comics, it's not like they decided to change their colours just to add more blue to the movie.
― Tuomas, Friday, 8 May 2015 07:01 (ten years ago)
Meanwhile a warehouse lackey at Netflix just noticed Matt returned a copy of watchmen in a guardians slipcase. "Man if I got that in the mail I'd be piiiiissssed."
― da croupier, Friday, 8 May 2015 12:38 (ten years ago)
movie was about 80% less orange and teal than every movie nowadays
― qualx, Friday, 8 May 2015 12:53 (ten years ago)
honest question Matt did you even watch this movie
― frogbs, Friday, 8 May 2015 13:21 (ten years ago)
it would be easier to get a handle on what Matt didn't like about the movie if Matt's criticisms were, you know, lucid
― DJP, Friday, 8 May 2015 15:27 (ten years ago)
"the banter was forced and unfunny" is at least a position I can understand, even though I wouldn't agree with it; "the characters were uninvolved cyphers" I would understand less but is at least a concrete observation that wouldn't make me question whether the person saying it had actually watched the movie
― DJP, Friday, 8 May 2015 15:30 (ten years ago)
Hint to Matt: if the movie featuring either owls or a tattooed Santa Claus, you watched a different movie with Guardians in the title.
― Doggy McBaby (Old Lunch), Friday, 8 May 2015 15:56 (ten years ago)
featuring featured
Rise of the Legend of the Guardians: The Owls of the Ga'Hoolaxy
― Doggy McBaby (Old Lunch), Friday, 8 May 2015 15:58 (ten years ago)
psyched for Rise of the Legend of the Guardians: The Owls of the Ga'Hoolaxy 2: Electric BooGa'Hooloo
― bizarro gazzara, Friday, 8 May 2015 18:13 (ten years ago)
Owls Of The Guardians Of The Galaxy II: Rise Of The Legend Of Curly's Gold
― da croupier, Friday, 8 May 2015 18:21 (ten years ago)
Owls Of The Guardians Of The Galaxy II: The Secret of the Ga'Hoolooze
― bizarro gazzara, Friday, 8 May 2015 18:23 (ten years ago)
TURN OFF THE OWLS: The Guardians of the Galaxy Musical
― “audience participation” otherwise known as “touching” (forksclovetofu), Friday, 8 May 2015 19:11 (ten years ago)
Starring Goldberg as Santa with Muscles
― Doktor Van Peebles (kingfish), Friday, 8 May 2015 20:23 (ten years ago)
as long as it's whoopi goldberg, sure
― bizarro gazzara, Friday, 8 May 2015 20:34 (ten years ago)
or you could switch them throughout the performance for Goldberg variations
― Sufjan Grafton, Friday, 8 May 2015 20:38 (ten years ago)
I watched this on DVD recently. I have no detailed or cogent analysis to make. All I can say is that I could tell which bits of this fluff were supposed to be FUN, but they felt more like gestures than like actual fun. It was like eating at a restaurant where the servers talk a lot about the food, and the plates are big and oddly shaped, and the food is very small and even more oddly shaped, and when you eat the food you think, "well, there is definitely some food on this plate."
― Aimless, Wednesday, 3 June 2015 03:51 (ten years ago)
seeing these films at home on a teevee is like eating a juiced orange
― like a giraffe of nah (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 3 June 2015 03:56 (ten years ago)
My brane doesn't stop working when the picture gets really big and the sound gets really loud. It still sees and hears the same stuff.
― Aimless, Wednesday, 3 June 2015 04:00 (ten years ago)
yeah, i'm not suggesting that you are at fault or incapable of appreciating *.marvelmovie; i'm saying that what this film does well it does best on a big screen with really loud sound. you can get the gist but you're missing a lot of the point by forcing the chef to serve you toothpick sampler bites of this big sloppy hamburger.
― like a giraffe of nah (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 3 June 2015 04:10 (ten years ago)
good food analogy, uh, forks
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 3 June 2015 05:50 (ten years ago)
cleaving to the bone
― like a giraffe of nah (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 3 June 2015 06:10 (ten years ago)
i'm curious what makes people decide to say "there weren't fun bits in it, just suggestions of fun bits" about a movie instead of just "i didn't find it fun" - i've seen this conceit on occasion in reviews of crowdpleasers dating back to the '60s. is it just a vain way to explicate why so many other people enjoyed it? that YOU'RE not the weird one, failing to enjoy what others found fun, they're just sheep following the emperor's new clothes?
― da croupier, Wednesday, 3 June 2015 14:10 (ten years ago)
not saying that's necessarily the intent, but there is the suggestion that the person saying it knows the difference between Fun and Suggestions Of Fun, and only enjoys the former - while apparently fans do not, rather than a disagreement about what is Fun
― da croupier, Wednesday, 3 June 2015 14:15 (ten years ago)
That's how I've always read that kind of angle (which I know I'm guilty of myself).
― Hey Bob (Scik Mouthy), Wednesday, 3 June 2015 14:18 (ten years ago)
i can totally understand if someone found the movie familiar, thin, ostentatious, self-impressed etc. that it had qualities that kept you from ENJOYING the fun - and the food metaphor gets at that (with forks saying "but the plate and the food are EVEN BIGGER on the movie screen with everyone eating around you!" but whenever people talk about a movie clearly loved by many as being DEVOID of REAL entertainment (cuz i guess character traits and comic set-ups in and of themselves aren't fun), it's just condescending self-flattery.
sorry, i've just been seeing it a lot re: marvel films and getting touchy about it
― da croupier, Wednesday, 3 June 2015 14:28 (ten years ago)
The bit at the end where he disarms the interstellar bad guy by doing a stupid dance, I could see how people watching would say "Oh this is supposed to be fun" but be cringing or eyerolling instead.
― ©Oz Quiz© (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 3 June 2015 14:32 (ten years ago)
i can see anyone saying that at anything meant to make them laugh.
― da croupier, Wednesday, 3 June 2015 14:33 (ten years ago)
the only difference between a person saying "this movie had a lot of jokes in it" and "this movie had a lot of 'jokes' in it" is the person saying the latter didn't like the jokes and is mad about it
― da croupier, Wednesday, 3 June 2015 14:34 (ten years ago)
also the stupidity of the dance is saved by Quill's acknowledgment of how stupid he looks/is being before Rocket takes his shot
― DJP, Wednesday, 3 June 2015 15:15 (ten years ago)
Exactly; it's the stupidness that's the distraction.
This movie was fun (for me); and I watched it on a 26" TV with the sound quite low because we had a tiny baby!
― Hey Bob (Scik Mouthy), Wednesday, 3 June 2015 15:18 (ten years ago)
i watched it on a laptop
i liked it though
i think there's more to critiques of the sort aimless is making here than the last few posts admit but i feel like no one will admit that unless the ground of the discussion shifts to a movie they didn't enjoy
― ♛ LIL UNIT ♛ (thomp), Wednesday, 3 June 2015 16:15 (ten years ago)
like--when you say "this movie had a lot of 'jokes' in it" the complaint is a double one:
i. stuff in this movie is qua stuff not good
(like, 'these jokes are bad', 'this action scene is badly set up', 'this big moment has some horrible acting')
ii. the stuff in this movie is too-obviously put there because at some point someone decided it needed some of this stuff
--
when i watched avengers 2 and thought, man, i wish i was watching guardians of the galaxy, one of the thoughts i had was basically "man, this movie, avengers 2, sure has a lot of 'character beats' in it"
― ♛ LIL UNIT ♛ (thomp), Wednesday, 3 June 2015 16:29 (ten years ago)
reducing aimless's complaint to 'i think i have better taste than other ppl' (we all think that, why else would we bother expressing opinions) seems like it ignores the possibility that one could think 'this is a movie which was obviously constructed to a specific end but i'm ok with that'
― ♛ LIL UNIT ♛ (thomp), Wednesday, 3 June 2015 16:31 (ten years ago)
'i think i have better taste than other ppl' (we all think that, why else would we bother expressing opinions)
― like a giraffe of nah (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 3 June 2015 16:34 (ten years ago)
which might be a good thing; i could use the free time! elaborate!
― like a giraffe of nah (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 3 June 2015 16:35 (ten years ago)
idk, give me an alternative thesis, why are you interested in defending the claim 'guardians of a galaxy is a good movie'
― ♛ LIL UNIT ♛ (thomp), Wednesday, 3 June 2015 16:39 (ten years ago)
im a little confused at the idea of you and free time since your general presence here always leaves me half convinced you either a. do not sleep or b. live in some parallel universe whose inhabitants have 40 hour days, tbh
― ♛ LIL UNIT ♛ (thomp), Wednesday, 3 June 2015 16:40 (ten years ago)
hypothesis not thesis, not that it matters
i called out the aspect in the language i thought was vainly hollow (tying it to similar arguments i've read), but i didn't reduce aimless' complaint to 'i think i have better taste than other ppl' - i can totally understand if someone found the movie familiar, thin, ostentatious, self-impressed etc. that it had qualities that kept you from ENJOYING the fun - and the food metaphor gets at that.
― da croupier, Wednesday, 3 June 2015 16:43 (ten years ago)
Hah, there's a story (probably upthread, possibly from me) about how Joss Whedon got James Gunn to put more character beats into the film: "Yeah, this is a good film, make it a James Gunn film" "Oh okay - I'll go write a 5 minute scene of them sitting around talking then"
― Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 3 June 2015 16:47 (ten years ago)
yr right, that was an imprecise sketch on my part. wd you agree if i characterised your version of aimless's position as "i have superior critical faculties than anyone who does not enjoy what i enjoy"
― da croupier, Wednesday, June 3, 2015 2:15 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― ♛ LIL UNIT ♛ (thomp), Wednesday, 3 June 2015 16:49 (ten years ago)
no. again, i am saying their was some vainly hollow language, but that i am not under the illusion it was the whole of the "position"
― da croupier, Wednesday, 3 June 2015 16:50 (ten years ago)
just because i think it's a common conceit when expressing a contrarian stance against a crowdpleaser, that doesn't mean i'm claiming there's no reason not to like a crowdpleaser
― da croupier, Wednesday, 3 June 2015 16:51 (ten years ago)
xxxp okay:1) i'm not interested in defending the claim GoG is a good movie. I liked it; Aimless' point struck me as more a critique that could be addressed more toward format delivery than content... it's a big blockbuster spectacle and the circus just doesn't look that much fun when you watch it on television2) "taste" being subjective, i don't see how mine can be better or worse than yours. i assume other people have different experiences and resources (or lack thereof) so when i'm engaging in criticism my hope is that i see something that didn't occur to me. i express opinions if i don't see that input being rendered elsewhere or if i wanna reinforce a point that i think needs being emphasized. the way you phrased your reasoning for expressing an opinion suggests a mindset wherein we're all constantly trying to supercede one another's impressions which is not where i'm coming from more or less ever3) i basically sleep five or six hours a day three days a week and then get a nine hour breather. i wish this was not the case.4) i have never been sure if ilx gives as much as it takes timewise; i prolly could written a novel instead (or more likely beat a few more video games); time is the most precious commodity that I'm always pissing away.
― like a giraffe of nah (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 3 June 2015 16:52 (ten years ago)
but it also seems like you're claiming that because it's a common conceit it's by virtue of that not a good reason not to like a crowdpleaser
― ♛ LIL UNIT ♛ (thomp), Wednesday, 3 June 2015 16:53 (ten years ago)
maybe you should focus more on what i say then by what you think i'm seeming to say
― da croupier, Wednesday, 3 June 2015 16:54 (ten years ago)
I think he's claiming that it's a lazy shorthand that hides the actual reason in an annoying, quasi-imperious manner.
― DJP, Wednesday, 3 June 2015 16:55 (ten years ago)
i think you should focus more on what i'm saying you say than what you think i'm saying i think you're seeming to say
― ♛ LIL UNIT ♛ (thomp), Wednesday, 3 June 2015 16:57 (ten years ago)
2) "taste" being subjective
petitio principii!!
i think you should focus on d
― da croupier, Wednesday, 3 June 2015 16:58 (ten years ago)
dammit i don't have the patience for a "deez nuts" set-up online
― da croupier, Wednesday, 3 June 2015 17:03 (ten years ago)
yeah i kind of thought that was just some kind of mobile device posting error
― ♛ LIL UNIT ♛ (thomp), Wednesday, 3 June 2015 17:06 (ten years ago)
btw forks i think a democratic striving for a plurality of opinion is a cool enterprise, but i do think a lot of people have some inclination towards the pissing context on some level if you scratch deep enough + i'm not convinced it's entirely a bad thing. i don't actually think the only reason to express an opinion is to prove yr better at expressing opinions than others, that was an overstatement for rhetorical effect
also like i think at some point the decision to even be in these conversations in ilx requires one to have assumed that this community in which we democratically strive for plurality of opinion is on some level 'better' than other communities we could be in, so requires us merely to have abrogated our beliefs that our opinions are better than others to a first person plural
fucking hell i sound like jagger
― ♛ LIL UNIT ♛ (thomp), Wednesday, 3 June 2015 17:08 (ten years ago)
it's a lazy shorthand that hides the actual reason in an annoying, quasi-imperious manner
but that doesn't mean it's not also right!!
i mean in this case it's wrong but pretend aimless is actually posting about the second matrix flick
― ♛ LIL UNIT ♛ (thomp), Wednesday, 3 June 2015 17:09 (ten years ago)
like, the second matrix film has a lot of things which are Supposed To Be Awesome, and which i think we would mainly agree are Not Actually Awesome (idk if 'Fun' is really up for grabs)
and i think it is incomplete to say merely that, say, the orgiastic end-of-the-world rave where everyone is a cybergoth is Not Awesome. a part of the badness of this sequence is that it is so clearly pointing at itself as a moment which is Supposed To Be Awesome.
― ♛ LIL UNIT ♛ (thomp), Wednesday, 3 June 2015 17:13 (ten years ago)
if jagger sounded like that i don't think the stones would have gotten far
― da croupier, Wednesday, 3 June 2015 17:15 (ten years ago)
are you thinking of scritti politti
― da croupier, Wednesday, 3 June 2015 17:16 (ten years ago)
i guess i AM convinced that pissing match is a bad thing, especially given that my presence in "this community in which we democratically strive for plurality of opinion" that "is on some level 'better' than other communities we could be in" is almost totally predicated on avoiding that sort of conversation. that's basically the way most of the internet talks and it's tremendously exhausting, boring and uninformative so it's worth avoiding THE FACE GUIDE one upsmanship whenever possible imo.
― like a giraffe of nah (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 3 June 2015 17:17 (ten years ago)
2) "taste" being subjectivepetitio principii!!
― like a giraffe of nah (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 3 June 2015 17:18 (ten years ago)
so with the running gag about captain america complaining about iron man cussing in the avengers--this is something i didn't like--i feel like a part of its badness is that this bit seems keen to point to itself as if to say 'look! we just did the tension-defusing call-back, as is appropriate to our present undertaking!'
i'm not sure if i can define the formal difference the thing i'm trying to define here and something which is merely bad, though. nb nor do i think this particular kind of badness is exclusive to mainstream film, to mainstream superhero film
― ♛ LIL UNIT ♛ (thomp), Wednesday, 3 June 2015 17:18 (ten years ago)
massive xps
ty, thomp
If I were such a film snob that I can't stand cartoony superhero movies, then I never would have watched this movie to begin with. It's not like I'm a professional critic and it's my job to see movies in genres I dislike. I picked it because a bunch of ilxors liked it and I thought that boded well. I know this stuff is formulaic. That's a given.
I don't think that others who enjoyed this movie more than I did were wrong to enjoy it, or that they have less discerning taste than I do. Enjoyment is a complex thing. The people who liked it best just responded to certain elements in the formula more strongly than I did, and other elements in the formula that I enjoy the most were less present in this movie. It's not that the movie missed its target, but that the target didn't happen to include me.
― Aimless, Wednesday, 3 June 2015 17:19 (ten years ago)
xp again
in a lot of poetry of the past, say, three decades, there are moments of doing something like 'look! i am doing something which breaks down the lyric context!'. in a bunch of indie videogames i've played this year there are moments of 'we are wackily playing down the importance of plot to leaven your experience with comedy!' i think there's something that bothers me in standup along the same lines but maybe i just want to think that for rule of three purposes
i just don't like the feeling that if i look up someone will have turned on the APPLAUSE sign
also i'm ALWAYS thinking of scritti politti
― ♛ LIL UNIT ♛ (thomp), Wednesday, 3 June 2015 17:23 (ten years ago)
i understand feeling like a movie has obvious ambitions and fails them, i just think when it's obviously succeeded at those ambitions with the populace, you might need to dig a little deeper when getting at why it didn't work for you, unless you're comfortable just saying "I know the difference between a joke and a 'joke', and y'all dont" at which point accept there may be some raspberries headed your way
― da croupier, Wednesday, 3 June 2015 17:24 (ten years ago)
like, on some level it's just RUDE to announce a movie is free of fun on a thread where a bunch of people said they had fun
― da croupier, Wednesday, 3 June 2015 17:25 (ten years ago)
Guess it depends on how closely you identify w consumerism. It doesn't bother me the slightest if someone thinks it's a dumb movie, or if something I like is perceived as worthless. I am not the movie. My enjoyment of the movie is not me.
― ©Oz Quiz© (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 3 June 2015 17:28 (ten years ago)
thomp otm about meta pandering btw
― ©Oz Quiz© (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 3 June 2015 17:29 (ten years ago)
I don't see where I disparaged anyone else in my posts, da croupier. Or made any ex cathedra statements about the what is fun and what is not fun. I said it felt a certain way to me.
― Aimless, Wednesday, 3 June 2015 17:29 (ten years ago)
All I can say is that I could tell which bits of this fluff were supposed to be FUN, but they felt more like gestures than like actual fun.
sorry aimless, i took this to mean you felt the movie contained no actual fun, merely gestures at it
― da croupier, Wednesday, 3 June 2015 17:31 (ten years ago)
― like a giraffe of nah (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, June 3, 2015 5:17 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
yeah i don't think conversations which degrade to mere one-upmanship are particularly interesting. but also i think ... so, humanities seminars wherein everyone genteelly prods at the object under discussion for two hours without venturing to disagree with anything in particular are way less interesting than humanities seminars wherein people start thinking other people are busy being wrong about stuff.
though the worst kind of of academic conversation is the pissing-contest disguised as plurality-focused exchange of opinions, whereas conversely the best kind of pub argument is the plurality-focused exchange of opinions disguised as a pissing contest
ok i feel like i lost track of my point somewhere
― ♛ LIL UNIT ♛ (thomp), Wednesday, 3 June 2015 17:31 (ten years ago)
as i said already, i have no problem with someone not liking the movie, and i came to the thread revive already touchy about people talking about marvel movies like their success is based on some kind of illusion of entertainment but not The Real Thing. i apologize if i came off harsh.
― da croupier, Wednesday, 3 June 2015 17:40 (ten years ago)
i mean further i guess what i miss about old old ilx, not that i participated in it much, is that it p much defined my comfort zone in terms of how those two impulses interact. that the aesthetic it was moving towards was in part getting there via people in real argument. that a community of ppl eager to be proven wrong is kind of an ideal. tbf most of the targets aimed at seem to have been proved retrospectively to have been windmills and idk if the model scales but whatever
― ♛ LIL UNIT ♛ (thomp), Wednesday, 3 June 2015 17:42 (ten years ago)
ok now you two shake hands
a community of ppl eager to be proven wrong is kind of an ideal.
― like a giraffe of nah (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 3 June 2015 21:14 (ten years ago)
... an ideal for whom, exactly? lol
― Nhex, Tuesday, 9 June 2015 14:21 (ten years ago)
Nathan Fillion as Simon Williams/Wonder man? Yeah, that works :)
http://io9.gizmodo.com/guardians-of-the-galaxy-vol-2-reveals-nathan-fillions-1772901747
― Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Monday, 25 April 2016 21:42 (nine years ago)
https://youtu.be/CaLNiC-bKHQ
It seems that they noticed how much of a scene stealer Bautista is and ramped him up to 11, which is a-ok with me
― ornate orchestral arrangements (DJP), Monday, 6 February 2017 16:07 (nine years ago)
So it looks like Nebula is joining the Guardians in this one? (Maybe only reluctantly, or temporarily?) Which is cool, because, A) yay for bald cyborg Amy Pond!, and B) one of the things I liked the most about The Inifinity Gauntlet was the plot twist involving her, so I'm really hoping they'll include it in the eventual movie too. They could even add more depth to it, because in the comics Nebula wasn't a particularly interesting character, and she was only Thanos' granddaughter who hadn't even met him until she was a grown-up... Whereas here Thanos actually raised here, and they have the space to develop her and her relationship to him, so the twist could have some really Shakespearean proportions.
― Tuomas, Monday, 6 February 2017 18:13 (nine years ago)
Completely.
― Ned Raggett, Monday, 6 February 2017 18:49 (nine years ago)
New trailer and all:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=duGqrYw4usE
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 1 March 2017 16:48 (eight years ago)
kurt russell looks great
― I am Socutus of Butt. Resistance is futile. (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 1 March 2017 16:57 (eight years ago)
feeling worried about this for some reason
― Number None, Wednesday, 1 March 2017 18:02 (eight years ago)
if they make it too drawn-out and that detracts from the stupid jokes I will never forgive them
also lol at them shelling out for the big cash for Fleetwood Mac
― mh 😏, Wednesday, 1 March 2017 20:07 (eight years ago)
looks even more amazing than the awesome first movie.
― scott seward, Wednesday, 1 March 2017 20:25 (eight years ago)
the colors are so cool.
color is underrated. in movies. you can do a lot with color. in movies.
― scott seward, Wednesday, 1 March 2017 20:26 (eight years ago)
otm. The purple is immediately striking, and it makes it look that much more fun and different. Looking forward to this, the first one was the kind of film that makes every other blockbuster look bad. I still smile when I think of Chris Pratt dancing around under the title text.
― Frederik B, Wednesday, 1 March 2017 20:44 (eight years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_jRQBGKPaA
I mean, I don't want to oversell it. A scene like this shouldn't be special, it should be the baseline of blockbuster filmmaking. Get a star, have him be charismatic in a sorta interesting location.
― Frederik B, Wednesday, 1 March 2017 20:53 (eight years ago)
I hope there's a Lloyd Kaufman cameo in this one. Since James Gunn got to do the first space Marvel film, I think he should be like the Stan Lee of cosmic Marvel.
― mh 😏, Wednesday, 1 March 2017 21:01 (eight years ago)
Don't see him in the cast list so far:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt3896198/fullcredits?ref_=tt_ov_st_sm
Also I keep forgetting Sylvester Stallone's in this! Maybe this is all secretly a Tango & Cash reboot.
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 1 March 2017 21:12 (eight years ago)
I wonder if the whole Ego thing is a red herring and Kurt Russell is Peter's father but Stallone is the living planet
― mh 😏, Wednesday, 1 March 2017 21:30 (eight years ago)
Hm, you know...
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 1 March 2017 21:30 (eight years ago)
love the colors. between this and Valerian it'll be a good year for colorful sci fi.
― nomar, Wednesday, 1 March 2017 21:35 (eight years ago)
So, are those yellow priestesses seen in the trailer from 0:25 supposed to be the Universal Church of Truth? Certainly the main priestess's line about "cleansing the universe" sounds like it. But according to Wikipedia she's supposed to be Her/Kismet, i.e. the female counterpart to Adam Warlock... So maybe they've conflated Warlock/Magus (who was the leader of the Church in Starlin's Warlock comics) into her? If this movie is supposed to introduce the Soul Gem, I guess she'd be the most likely candidate to carry it.
― Tuomas, Wednesday, 1 March 2017 21:39 (eight years ago)
nah she's supposed to be Ayesha
― mh 😏, Wednesday, 1 March 2017 21:44 (eight years ago)
Yeah, but according to Wikipedia Ayesha is the same character as Kismet/Her (apparently she was called Ayesha in some comics I've never read). So if they're gonna introduce the female Warlock in this movie, I really doubt Adam Warlock will be in it, given that it has something like 20 main characters already. So it makes sense if they've conflated Kismet and Adam Warlock.
― Tuomas, Wednesday, 1 March 2017 21:51 (eight years ago)
new trailer looks great! FLEETWOOD MAC :D
― Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 1 March 2017 21:57 (eight years ago)
they used the song in the last trailer too :p
― Nhex, Wednesday, 1 March 2017 22:39 (eight years ago)
lol'd for real at 01:45
― Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Friday, 3 March 2017 13:15 (eight years ago)
You know there will be a scene where cute harmless Baby Groot kicks a lot of butt and people cheer.
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 3 March 2017 15:37 (eight years ago)
They showed a bit of something like that in an earlier trailer already.
― Ned Raggett, Friday, 3 March 2017 15:39 (eight years ago)
Tickets on sale, already snagged ours (Thursday early evening opening day showings at the local Alamo Drafthouse really are the best).
― Ned Raggett, Friday, 24 March 2017 18:37 (eight years ago)
And glad to see someone picked up on the Tango and Cash possibilities.
http://io9.gizmodo.com/kurt-russell-and-sylvester-stallones-guardians-of-the-g-1793612515
― Ned Raggett, Friday, 24 March 2017 20:31 (eight years ago)
Prophetic thread title after all
James Gunn has been fired as the director of “Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3” after a series of offensive tweets were unearthed that made light of such controversial topics as pedophelia and rape. Disney, the studio behind the comic book franchise, made the announcement in the midst of Comic-Con, the geek convention where Gunn is beloved for his horror work in films such as “Slither” and for the irreverent take he applied to the superhero genre in the first Guardians and its sequel.“The offensive attitudes and statements discovered on James’ Twitter feed are indefensible and inconsistent with our studio’s values, and we have severed our business relationship with him,” said Alan Horn, the studio’s chairman.
“The offensive attitudes and statements discovered on James’ Twitter feed are indefensible and inconsistent with our studio’s values, and we have severed our business relationship with him,” said Alan Horn, the studio’s chairman.
https://variety.com/2018/film/news/james-gunn-fired-from-guardians-of-the-galaxy-vol-3-1202879817/
― wayne trotsky (Simon H.), Friday, 20 July 2018 19:41 (seven years ago)
Ron Howard's Guardians of the Galaxy 3
― Ward Fowler, Friday, 20 July 2018 19:44 (seven years ago)
xp. bari weiss opens up laptop
― ( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) (jim in vancouver), Friday, 20 July 2018 19:46 (seven years ago)
oh no
― mh, Friday, 20 July 2018 19:48 (seven years ago)
idgi does nobody read the Tweets for people they are hiring and then having direct multiple movies?
― Hazy Maze Cave (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 20 July 2018 19:50 (seven years ago)
https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/heat-vision/james-gunn-exits-guardians-galaxy-vol-3-1128786
On Thursday Gunn tweeted in response to the tweets being resurfaced, "Many people who have followed my career know when I started, I viewed myself as a provocateur, making movies and telling jokes that were outrageous and taboo. As I have discussed publicly many times, as I’ve developed as a person, so has my work and my humor."He added: "It’s not to say I’m better, but I am very, very different than I was a few years ago; today I try to root my work in love and connection and less in anger. My days saying something just because it’s shocking and trying to get a reaction are over."The offensive tweets came to light after conservative website The Daily Caller dug up the social media posts, which were mostly posted in 2008 and 2009. Soon after, conservative personalities were tweeting to followers to confront Gunn at Comic-Con. Gunn had been expected to be at Sony's presentation Friday. Insiders say Gunn is not expected to be part of the panel.
He added: "It’s not to say I’m better, but I am very, very different than I was a few years ago; today I try to root my work in love and connection and less in anger. My days saying something just because it’s shocking and trying to get a reaction are over."
The offensive tweets came to light after conservative website The Daily Caller dug up the social media posts, which were mostly posted in 2008 and 2009. Soon after, conservative personalities were tweeting to followers to confront Gunn at Comic-Con. Gunn had been expected to be at Sony's presentation Friday. Insiders say Gunn is not expected to be part of the panel.
― groovypanda, Friday, 20 July 2018 20:12 (seven years ago)
Lol
Although would hope that Taika Waititi would be the obvious replacement
― groovypanda, Friday, 20 July 2018 20:25 (seven years ago)
:o
― officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Friday, 20 July 2018 20:39 (seven years ago)
I mean, wtf dude it was always bad to say those things
but at the same time, I instantly knew this was because some online dipshits decided Gunn is a SJW or some other crap, have beef with him, and decided to dig up anything he's ever said or done to try to get him fired
― mh, Friday, 20 July 2018 20:47 (seven years ago)
this sucks. i really liked those two movies. he seems like he is just doing transgressive South Park-style jokes that were a big part of his early work. still, you can't say this shit. people are saying "oh it was 10 years ago", but rape jokes are never ok. it is entirely unprofessional to leave that up there. at the very least the day he got hired at Disney he should have just deleted those jokes himself. problem solved.
the big issue now is that there are out there, regardless of intent, satire, bad faith or not. it is public record. you wouldn't want the local news anchor to be caught tweeting this stuff, or a sports broadcaster, or the head of the PTA. they would get fired. these are public spaces, don't act like a jackass.
― Hazy Maze Cave (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 20 July 2018 20:49 (seven years ago)
So, since we're talking about this James Gunn situation. Ladies and gentlemen, allow me to present the totally morally righteous Mike Cernovich: pic.twitter.com/1PDgne2N9n— Shawn Madden @SDCC (@shawnxmadden) July 20, 2018
― groovypanda, Friday, 20 July 2018 20:54 (seven years ago)
This seems to be in line with my belief that Disney is taking a zero tolerance stance on any potential controversy wrt their talent (please note, for example, how squeaky clean the massive MCU roster seems in comparison with the number of minor scandals that have cropped up among WB's much smaller DC movie cast). Although I figured that hardcore pre-vetting was a part of that and would've caught something as simple as old tweets before they became a problem.
― Hi My father very Rusted Root with me what can I do? (Old Lunch), Friday, 20 July 2018 21:33 (seven years ago)
Also odd as he apologized six years ago for similar stuff:
https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/guardians-galaxy-director-james-gunn-395796f
― groovypanda, Friday, 20 July 2018 21:36 (seven years ago)
*Erroneous f on end of link
https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/guardians-galaxy-director-james-gunn-395796
― groovypanda, Friday, 20 July 2018 21:37 (seven years ago)
the alt-right people on twitter are characterizing this as him being a paedophile and uploading child porn videos etc. i don't want to have to actually research this but what is the actual nature of the stuff that has got him canned?
― ( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) (jim in vancouver), Friday, 20 July 2018 21:41 (seven years ago)
didn't this guy already have a shadow over him related to sex with a minor or something
― devops mom (silby), Friday, 20 July 2018 21:43 (seven years ago)
or wait was that some other guy
― devops mom (silby), Friday, 20 July 2018 21:44 (seven years ago)
Bryan Singer! Different guy.
― devops mom (silby), Friday, 20 July 2018 21:46 (seven years ago)
It's just offensive twitter shit from ages ago. Bad jokes.
“Expendables is so manly I fucked the shit out of the pussy boy next to me,” he wrote in one.
“The best thing about being raped is when you’re done being raped and it’s like ‘whew this feels great, not being raped!'” read a tweet from February 2009.
“I remember my first NAMBLA meeting. It was the first time I felt ok being who I am,” said another, referring to a notorious group for pedophiles.
And in a tweet from 2011, he teased fans, “I’m doing a big Hollywood film adaptation of The Giving Tree with a happy ending — the tree grows back and gives the kid a b–job.”
― akm, Friday, 20 July 2018 21:47 (seven years ago)
the only funny one is the giving tree one
― akm, Friday, 20 July 2018 21:49 (seven years ago)
oh so just transgressive shit that online conservatives are disingenuously taking literally
― ( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) (jim in vancouver), Friday, 20 July 2018 21:50 (seven years ago)
Those are all just slightly more edgelordy versions of jokes Star-Lord would make
― El Tomboto, Friday, 20 July 2018 21:51 (seven years ago)
Do I think these jokes suck? yes. Do I think this is a hit job from cernovich? Certainly. Do I think Gunn was an idiot for not thinking of deleting this shit sooner? Absolutely. Do I care that he got fired? Not really, he should have known better.
― akm, Friday, 20 July 2018 22:09 (seven years ago)
"unearthed tweets" is an amazing phrase - like they had to break into the Vatican basement to find them
― louise ck (milo z), Friday, 20 July 2018 22:17 (seven years ago)
So does this open the door for our western culture to realize that South Park was one long mistake?
― Van Horn Street, Friday, 20 July 2018 22:40 (seven years ago)
i wish
― Scam jam, thank you ma’am (Sparkle Motion), Friday, 20 July 2018 23:00 (seven years ago)
Having alt-rightists pick through your online life is such a weird experience. Pro-tip: If you're really going off on someone, always include a quote of theirs in your tweets. They never screenshot quote-tweets.
― Frederik B, Friday, 20 July 2018 23:35 (seven years ago)
Disney will walk this back, tail between legs. It's viral that this is Cernovich's doing, and there's vastly more ill-will towards Cernovich than towards Gunn in the world.
― Roomba with an attitude (Sanpaku), Friday, 20 July 2018 23:39 (seven years ago)
eh no they will not walk this back
― ( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) (jim in vancouver), Friday, 20 July 2018 23:44 (seven years ago)
Yeah I don't see how the Disney brand can walk back on pedophiles jokes.
― Van Horn Street, Saturday, 21 July 2018 01:36 (seven years ago)
I am so bummed... but sorta unsurprised ie unearthing tweets is never ends well for anyone. I have followed Gunn’s career since Troma days and esp during the Slither, Kickass years found him pretty offputting online & in interviews. I am a fan, for sure, but it shouldn’t have been any secret that he was a walking Cards Against Humanity deck.
― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 21 July 2018 01:37 (seven years ago)
Apt.
― devops mom (silby), Saturday, 21 July 2018 01:38 (seven years ago)
lmao Ted Cruz calling for this guy to get arrested
― frogbs, Saturday, 21 July 2018 15:23 (seven years ago)
wtf
― Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Saturday, 21 July 2018 16:02 (seven years ago)
is there a reason why Gunn was targeted in particular? like has he been outspoken against the alt-right or something? or is it just good old opportunism?
― wayne trotsky (Simon H.), Saturday, 21 July 2018 16:07 (seven years ago)
Say what you will about Gunn, but at least he never left awkward MILF voyeur porn up on his Twitter for an extended period of time!
― Making Plans For Sturgill (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 21 July 2018 16:12 (seven years ago)
xp Apparently he was criticizing Trump. He was also involved in a squabble over Ben Shapiro a few days ago - I don't know if that directly lead to this.
― jmm, Saturday, 21 July 2018 16:14 (seven years ago)
He is very anti Trump on social media, so was targeted. The alt right crazies are taking his ironic pro pedophilia jokes as truth. I bet they are digging through Michael Ian Black posts now, but he is a less conspicuous target.
― Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 21 July 2018 17:08 (seven years ago)
I thought MIB was best friends with tha McCain daughter
― mh, Saturday, 21 July 2018 18:29 (seven years ago)
Cernovich already calling for Michael Ian black’s head today apparently
― cheese is the teacher, ham is the preacher (Jon not Jon), Saturday, 21 July 2018 18:30 (seven years ago)
whoever’s been letting cernovich live in their basement and use their Internet has a lot to answer for
― Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Saturday, 21 July 2018 20:18 (seven years ago)
cernovich's ex-wife iirc
― BIG RICHARD ENERGY (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 21 July 2018 20:29 (seven years ago)
if it weren’t true I’d say it was too on the nose
― Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Saturday, 21 July 2018 21:26 (seven years ago)
Mike Cernovich saying the N word, using a homophobic slur, and talking about rape all in one video. pic.twitter.com/AKc8UIco7v— John Kerr (@JohnnyHeatWave) July 21, 2018
― kelp, clam and carrion (sic), Saturday, 21 July 2018 23:41 (seven years ago)
For fellow PWB fans this is the first episode of a new podcast called How To Fail and it's excellent, especially the bit about ballsing up a Downton Abbey audition.
https://howtofail.podbean.com/e/how-to-fail-phoebe-waller-bridge-1531470141/
― piscesx, Sunday, 22 July 2018 00:10 (seven years ago)
balls, wrong thread. oh well you may enjoy it anyway!
https://io9.gizmodo.com/the-cast-of-guardians-of-the-galaxy-release-an-open-let-1827971877
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DjXhGZBU4AMx0ih.jpg:large
I can't figure out which one of them wrote this but as much as I want it to have been Dave "HELL 2 the FUCKINGGGG 2 the NOOOOOOOO!!!" Bautista, I have my doubts.
― El Tomboto, Tuesday, 31 July 2018 03:06 (seven years ago)
Missed opportunity for Vin to sign his name I AM GROOT
― Scam jam, thank you ma’am (Sparkle Motion), Tuesday, 31 July 2018 04:18 (seven years ago)
I just find this all sad and absurd considering Marvel/Disney knew they were hiring the creator of the series PG Porn (2008-9, with episodes Nailing Your Wife, Peanus, A Very Peanus Christmas, Roadside Ass-istance, Squeal Happy Whores, Helpful Bus, High Poon, Genital Hospital) back in 2012. I don't care about GotG (comics weren't my thing as a child, and I find superhero movies problematic in an era where we should celebrate ordinary actions to save us), but its possible to like the outre irreverence of Troma and still be a good person.
― Roomba with an attitude (Sanpaku), Tuesday, 31 July 2018 04:35 (seven years ago)
At this point I'm expecting Gunn to get rehired.
― wayne trotsky (Simon H.), Tuesday, 31 July 2018 12:53 (seven years ago)
pom klementieff's signature: very good
― a Stupendous Leg of Granite (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 31 July 2018 13:00 (seven years ago)
finally caught up to this one in my Marvel-watching, and it's the best one I've seen thus far. I miss my main man gr8080 on ILX but disagree with him here, at least in terms of how much i enjoyed it. i do agree that it's not really a particularly fresh take on sci-fi (and hey another smoking ruin descending to the ground slowly at the end), but i do think it's executed really well. Great FX, liked the jokes, liked the use of music (it was 100x less annoying than Baby Driver in that respect), and while all the villains have started to blend together a little bit in all these movies i did like Ronan and Nebula, particularly the latter. it's been the only one i wanted to watch again almost right away. also it's only two hours long, some of these damn things have been taking from the Nolan movie length playbook.
unbelievably i don't think i've seen Chris Pratt in anything before. he's really good but also his speaking voice makes him sound like a VO artist, like in the '80s he'd have handled the speaking duties for a young, inexperienced Transformer.
― omar little, Wednesday, 15 August 2018 20:50 (seven years ago)
Get thee to a Parks and Recreation boxset pronto. Pratt is just one of the fantastic and hilarious facets of that great great show.
― Funkface LLC (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 15 August 2018 22:14 (seven years ago)
^^^
― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 16 August 2018 00:31 (seven years ago)
i'll check it out! i guess i had seen him in WANTED but that was a very tiny role.
i've loved the look of a lot of recent science fiction, just the colorful visual splendor of this, Valerian, Blade Runner 2049, Altered Carbon, Star Trek Beyond...
― omar little, Thursday, 16 August 2018 15:58 (seven years ago)
For me, he'll always be Bright Abbott from Everwood
― reggae mike love (polyphonic), Thursday, 16 August 2018 17:43 (seven years ago)
wanted to like this more than i did. there were a few really good jokes ("I have part of a plan") but a lot more that just didn't land for me. Rocket was good most of the time. Drax had a couple good gags (but they seemed to sometimes forget the "literal" bit, like when Pratt talks about "giving a shit" it seems like an open goal for some dumb joke but he doesn't bat an eye). The design work kinda bummed me out too, but only because I was hoping for something closer to real 70s cosmic Marvel day-glo saturation, so things like the fussy detailing of Ronan's spaceship fell short of that a bit. Too much climax/too many endings, and Reilly, Close and Del Toro's characters were all kinda pointless - would have been cool to really come up with something for them to do, or alternatively, give those parts to lesser-known actors who need the break. Script seemed kinda sloppy too... where did Pratt get the box with the new tape and letter from Mom at the end? Did I miss a scene? And am I right that his big established weakness - an obsessive need to save the walkman/tape at all costs - was never tested or brought back up after he rescues it from the prison?
Ahhhhh I dunno it was a diverting couple hours. Fast, mostly colorful. I think I was just expecting from word of mouth that it'd be a lot looser and funnier, closer to the Ant-Man films maybe.
― |Restore| |Restart| |Quit| (Doctor Casino), Saturday, 29 December 2018 22:08 (seven years ago)
hoo boy maybe avoid the *real* piece of shit sequel
― gabbnebulous (darraghmac), Saturday, 29 December 2018 22:40 (seven years ago)
oh no!! i was actually thinking i'd give it a whirl due to russell's presence and a vague sense that it thematizes the problematics of nostalgia more... not sure where i picked that up from.
― |Restore| |Restart| |Quit| (Doctor Casino), Saturday, 29 December 2018 22:41 (seven years ago)
im sure youll find defenders but imo it swaps out pt 1's kooky charm for a general cruel sadism, makes a lot less sense and the do-you-see rating of the randomly-chosen themes hovers at radioactive levels
― gabbnebulous (darraghmac), Saturday, 29 December 2018 22:44 (seven years ago)
the first one also struck me as shockingly, distractingly violent so hmmm
― |Restore| |Restart| |Quit| (Doctor Casino), Saturday, 29 December 2018 22:54 (seven years ago)
as always ymmv
kurts great but wasted btw
― gabbnebulous (darraghmac), Saturday, 29 December 2018 22:56 (seven years ago)
darragh otm re #2
― sans lep (sic), Saturday, 29 December 2018 23:39 (seven years ago)
it feels like it was made by a hired hand who watched the first and went “cast, insults, space, armoured mercenaries - got it,” not by the same bloke who made the insults zingy and revealing of character, and* built the various rogues’ isolated natures getting ground against each other and meshed into a practical, supportive unit*though this could have been in the previous screenplay by the writer he fought to have uncredited, who knows
― sans lep (sic), Saturday, 29 December 2018 23:45 (seven years ago)
EXCLUSIVE! James Gunn back on to direct ‘Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3’ #GOTGv3 https://t.co/sq9aEYt9QR— Deadline Hollywood (@DEADLINE) March 15, 2019
― groovypanda, Friday, 15 March 2019 18:47 (six years ago)
but what does this mean for the hotly-anticipated suicide squad sequel
― kiss me dadly (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 15 March 2019 18:56 (six years ago)
Weirdly and for no supportable reason, I was expecting that very thing to be announced soon (although more likely in the glut of announcements that will assuredly drop immediately after the release of Endgame). Wonder how many extra millions of dollars Disney had to shell out to make that happen.
― Goody Rickels on the Dime (Old Lunch), Friday, 15 March 2019 18:59 (six years ago)
great news. firing him was fucking stupid.
― akm, Friday, 15 March 2019 19:29 (six years ago)
he needs to edit the next one a little tighter-- keep it under 2hrs bud
― pippin drives a lambo through the gates of isengard (Sparkle Motion), Friday, 15 March 2019 19:58 (six years ago)
also, don't have written a stupid and boring script this time
― steven, soda jerk (sic), Friday, 15 March 2019 20:05 (six years ago)
they were on Ego's planet for way too long. More high flying space hijinks please.
― pippin drives a lambo through the gates of isengard (Sparkle Motion), Friday, 15 March 2019 20:14 (six years ago)
― kiss me dadly (bizarro gazzara)
apparently he's still on for that too
― the scientology of mountains (rushomancy), Friday, 15 March 2019 20:25 (six years ago)
having to do GOTG's effects on Slither's budget would be an improvement imo, except for Rocket Raccoon
― steven, soda jerk (sic), Friday, 15 March 2019 20:30 (six years ago)
a puppet would be great
― pippin drives a lambo through the gates of isengard (Sparkle Motion), Friday, 15 March 2019 20:35 (six years ago)
I want to agree, but the combination of animators and Gunn's acting are the character now, and Gunn Major really uses the freedom of movement
90% of GOTG2 was an unremarkable sea of pixels though, with not much plot and a massively tedious daddy dilemma behind it (meant to say GOTG3 in previous post)
― steven, soda jerk (sic), Friday, 15 March 2019 20:47 (six years ago)
i loled
pic.twitter.com/ZB3nsBoi9b— Groot (@Guardian__Quill) March 15, 2019
― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 15 March 2019 20:48 (six years ago)
― kiss me dadly (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 15 March 2019 20:55 (six years ago)
best thing about this news rly is that it ensures dave bautista will be back to deliver another miraculous draw performance
― kiss me dadly (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 15 March 2019 20:57 (six years ago)
DRAX goddammit
Would be cool with a chunk of the runtime being devoted to Bautista drawing a picture for us tbh.
― Goody Rickels on the Dime (Old Lunch), Friday, 15 March 2019 21:55 (six years ago)
https://66.media.tumblr.com/ab8fd3c6adcd243da3d9fd21534dc369/tumblr_oqvz1bDhtO1ugklc3o1_250.gif
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 15 March 2019 22:22 (six years ago)
The irony is that Chris Pratt has become far more gross a figure than James Gunn.
he should go back to being a chubby slob for this next one
― pippin drives a lambo through the gates of isengard (Sparkle Motion), Friday, 15 March 2019 23:15 (six years ago)
― Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Saturday, 16 March 2019 04:20 (six years ago)