the different scottish accents

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the ones i can identify are glasgow, east of scotland posh and teuchter but only if they are particularly pronounced because given a random scottish person mostly i couldn't tell where they are from (or is that just a generic scottish lowlands accent?)

maybe some scottish people could post some youtubes or whatever

and this is where pfunkboy tells us how paisley and ayr and renfrew are all completely different.....

Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Saturday, 5 October 2013 02:33 (twelve years ago)

do u think there's a wider diversity of accents in smaller geographic region in uk compared to us?

Mordy , Saturday, 5 October 2013 03:02 (twelve years ago)

Has going 'through' from Glasgow to Edinburgh ever been discussed on here? I'd like to bring that up, just now.

Alternative Ulsterbus, Saturday, 5 October 2013 03:19 (twelve years ago)

i know 2 ppl from scotland. one is a medical student friend i met in thailand, the other is a professor of mine this year. their accents seem similar to me. hope this helps

k3vin k., Saturday, 5 October 2013 03:20 (twelve years ago)

do they sound like sean connery?

Mordy , Saturday, 5 October 2013 03:20 (twelve years ago)

i'm not sure, the only scottish person i can compare them to is andy murray and i think murray's accent is a little milder than theirs

k3vin k., Saturday, 5 October 2013 03:32 (twelve years ago)

do u think there's a wider diversity of accents in smaller geographic region in uk compared to us?

― Mordy , Saturday, October 5, 2013 3:02 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

p certain this is the case yeah - never read up on it and I have no social anthropology chops to speak of but I assume it stems from people/communities being more localised historically, not having to travel as far as one would in the US, and developing their own accents/other peculiarities within that

Dance kings intent on making us laugh and groove at the same time (DJ Mencap), Saturday, 5 October 2013 10:55 (twelve years ago)

plus as the US moved westward there's not so much time for long-established isolated communities - continuous waves of multi-accented immigration is less likely to create settled regionalities? what there are seem to have coalesced around the bigger cities but feel looser than in the UK

lusty thoughts of big, strong, powerful hipsters (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 5 October 2013 10:59 (twelve years ago)

andy murray is a good example of a generic scottish accent, although his age and class and amount of time spent abroad would attenuate any pronounced regional aspects

i would like it if someone says he has a pure dunblane accent though

Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Saturday, 5 October 2013 11:20 (twelve years ago)

stripped to its purest form i think andy murray's accent could be classified as upper-middle class central scotland.

aberdonian accent is quite distinct, both in posh and not-posh forms. dundee not-posh accent is notable for being particularly incomprehensible. paisley and ayr and renfrew are all completely different.

opie dead eyed piece of shit (Merdeyeux), Saturday, 5 October 2013 12:00 (twelve years ago)

I'd say there are 4 distinct Fife accents (Dunfermline and west, Coastal Route, East of Leven and Mid- Fife). If you follow the East coast round and up, through Dundee and Aberdeen, continuing all the way round the flat to Inverness then the accent audibly changes about every 10 miles (for example, somebody from Elgin sounds completely different to someone from Huntly.

Ian Glasper's trapped in a scone (aldo), Saturday, 5 October 2013 12:14 (twelve years ago)

If you're into small geographical areas having distinct accents, Stranraer has a gorgeous one. It's the very soft, lilting quality you find in Uist or somewhere, completely different from anything I've heard outside the Highlands. First time I went there I couldn't understand why I kept meeting folk from the Hebrides.

Ismael Klata, Saturday, 5 October 2013 12:20 (twelve years ago)

The term teuchter is defined so variously that it's not possible to even guess what "teuchter accent" might be.

calumerio, Saturday, 5 October 2013 12:45 (twelve years ago)

But the Inverness accent is particularly horrible. Nicest accent in Scotland is Westernn Isles (though residents of WI will doubtless split hairs over e.g. N Uist v S Uist).

calumerio, Saturday, 5 October 2013 12:49 (twelve years ago)

there is a fractal perspective with accents so that whatever the level of familiarity there are always three or four, scottish/theatrical upper class english/theatrical estuarine for those outside the british isles, eventually north elgin/east elgin/etc

Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Saturday, 5 October 2013 13:12 (twelve years ago)

Edinburgh is my default answer to the 'favourite accent' question, thanks largely to memories of my sixth form history teacher

when I was Ted Croker man I couldn't picture this (DJ Mencap), Saturday, 5 October 2013 13:28 (twelve years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLxLmFhROqY

many machines on ilx (MaresNest), Saturday, 5 October 2013 13:45 (twelve years ago)

Ok re fractal perspective but what do you mean by teuchter, nilmar?

calumerio, Saturday, 5 October 2013 14:46 (twelve years ago)

I can barely understand a word of that video.

Tottenham Heelspur (in orbit), Saturday, 5 October 2013 15:05 (twelve years ago)

dont go to Aberdeen then. No bugger can understand what they say up there.

pfunkboy (Algerian Goalkeeper), Saturday, 5 October 2013 16:20 (twelve years ago)

I in fact know someone from Aberdeen and I can understand her just fine!

Tottenham Heelspur (in orbit), Saturday, 5 October 2013 16:24 (twelve years ago)

Having mastered basic comprehension of the standard "Scots" (Edinburgh-ian?) plus a good bit of Borderer (Hawick) and like I said, Aberdeen, I thought I would have scored slightly better but apparently they've all been making it easy for me.

Tottenham Heelspur (in orbit), Saturday, 5 October 2013 16:26 (twelve years ago)

That broad Glaswegian accent where people seem to say 'ehhhhhhh' between a lot of the words, where in Glasgow does that come from?

Old boss was from the coast between Aberdeen and Inverness, but she had a butter-soft accent (she was a bit posher than she let on, maybe).

aldi young dudes (suzy), Saturday, 5 October 2013 17:27 (twelve years ago)

Why do edinburgh AND ayrshire people say 'like' at the end of every sentence? I noticed that (and was guilty of it) in my 8 years there. (People always remarked on my different accent too)

pfunkboy (Algerian Goalkeeper), Saturday, 5 October 2013 17:29 (twelve years ago)

Funny, I never said like or ken at the end of a sentence, neither did anybody else in our little nook of N Ayrshire.

many machines on ilx (MaresNest), Saturday, 5 October 2013 17:33 (twelve years ago)

My folks are all from Paisley and even though the town gets knocked the older generation had a coupel of pretty bizarre and interesting vocal tics, my Grandpa used to use 'sais I' at the end of a sentence so you would hear things like 'Aye I sais, sais I'

many machines on ilx (MaresNest), Saturday, 5 October 2013 17:36 (twelve years ago)

I've never noticed it in Ayrshire either. I've heard Edinburgh types say the -eez at the end of houses, cases, etc is really pronounced in a Glasgow accent

Ismael Klata, Saturday, 5 October 2013 17:37 (twelve years ago)

teuchter = north of the central belt

there is a lot of diversity within that but it's not clearly discernable to someone from southern england

Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Saturday, 5 October 2013 17:41 (twelve years ago)

oh everyone said ken. they still do, In between living near hamilton as a kid and pre-ayrshire we moved back to east kilbride for a year (i had spent the 1st 5 years of my life in EK) everyone said 'Gallus' which I had never heard outside of francie & josie. It seemed ld fashioned then and i dont think anyone says it now.

pfunkboy (Algerian Goalkeeper), Saturday, 5 October 2013 17:48 (twelve years ago)

Gallus and Gemme were used a lot in the playground

many machines on ilx (MaresNest), Saturday, 5 October 2013 17:51 (twelve years ago)

yeah you north ayrshires were just fae paisley ;)

pfunkboy (Algerian Goalkeeper), Saturday, 5 October 2013 17:51 (twelve years ago)

Lot of "ehh" in Dundee. If you listen out for it a lot of schemie Dundonians finish sentences with "is it", meaning "isn't it?", though not really asking a question.

I don't think the Perth accent is very strong, I certainly don't think mines is, but I'm aware my accent changes a bit depending on circumstances.

michaellambert, Saturday, 5 October 2013 18:03 (twelve years ago)

Perth folk are WEIRD though

pfunkboy (Algerian Goalkeeper), Saturday, 5 October 2013 18:05 (twelve years ago)

Is using How instead of Why a countrywide thing?

many machines on ilx (MaresNest), Saturday, 5 October 2013 18:06 (twelve years ago)

Maresnest: kind of. Would say it's more west coast than east coast but i'm not really basing that on much.

AG: dinghies.

michaellambert, Saturday, 5 October 2013 18:07 (twelve years ago)

XP - Kerr, the difference between the way my relatives spoke and what I was hearing at school was pretty significant y'know, odd when you think that Paisley and Dalry are less than 20 miles apart

many machines on ilx (MaresNest), Saturday, 5 October 2013 18:12 (twelve years ago)

North of central belt def of teuchter is one I have heard, but never from a Scot. The usual defs are "from anywhere you'd have to pay a boundary charge for in a Glasgow taxi" or "from the rural north (often just north west) of Scotland"

calumerio, Saturday, 5 October 2013 18:57 (twelve years ago)

I'd say a teuchter was from the wrong end of the A9 (Inverness, Dingwall and beyond), though I've been called one too so that pretty seriously widens the definition.

michaellambert, Saturday, 5 October 2013 19:33 (twelve years ago)

Is using How instead of Why a countrywide thing?

What about saying 'bucket' instead of 'bin'?

Hamburglar's smiling too (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Saturday, 5 October 2013 20:30 (twelve years ago)

ending sentences with 'but' is one I'm fond of

Ismael Klata, Saturday, 5 October 2013 20:39 (twelve years ago)

I have a friend who is from California but her husband is Yorkshire, so her accent has kind of mangled yet sounds vaguely "Scottish". I had a hard time working out where she was from when I first met her (having lived both in Cali and Oop North)

kinder, Saturday, 5 October 2013 20:40 (twelve years ago)

Never used bucket for bin, ginger instead of pop however.

many machines on ilx (MaresNest), Saturday, 5 October 2013 21:13 (twelve years ago)

I think 'pop' is only used up north anyway (unless you say 'ginger music'?)

Hamburglar's smiling too (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Saturday, 5 October 2013 21:16 (twelve years ago)

favorite words i learned in scotland

scripto
clarty
the close
the snib

i miss glasgow :(

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 5 October 2013 21:49 (twelve years ago)

oh and "the bench" to mean the kitchen counter

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 5 October 2013 21:50 (twelve years ago)

my mums uncle who has lived down south for 60 years or so always said pop but no scots person living here does. Its always been ginger.

best scots word will always be Cludgie

pfunkboy (Algerian Goalkeeper), Saturday, 5 October 2013 21:52 (twelve years ago)

snib is great, I didn't know it was a Glasgow word though?

Ismael Klata, Saturday, 5 October 2013 21:54 (twelve years ago)

lots of words are countrywide and some are like used only in one village. Larkhall people say Ken, richt and nicht (or did 30 years ago dunno bout now) you wont get that anywhere else in lanarkshire.

pfunkboy (Algerian Goalkeeper), Saturday, 5 October 2013 21:57 (twelve years ago)

occasionally i hear someone say pure dead brilliant unironically and i chuckle.

pfunkboy (Algerian Goalkeeper), Saturday, 5 October 2013 21:58 (twelve years ago)

i didn't know snib was anything but universal english, i suppose i don't use it enough to confuse people.

haven't heard either ginger or pop very much, i assume by those you mean what we used the very general term JUICE for?

opie dead eyed piece of shit (Merdeyeux), Saturday, 5 October 2013 21:58 (twelve years ago)

fizzy juice

pfunkboy (Algerian Goalkeeper), Saturday, 5 October 2013 22:00 (twelve years ago)

yeah juice is surely rp

Ismael Klata, Saturday, 5 October 2013 22:00 (twelve years ago)

i dunno what I'd do if I ever heard an auld wifie say Help Ma Boab or Jings Crivvens

pfunkboy (Algerian Goalkeeper), Saturday, 5 October 2013 22:01 (twelve years ago)

haha oh man that reminds me of the reaction to my Broons/Oor Wullie thread some years back.

pfunkboy (Algerian Goalkeeper), Saturday, 5 October 2013 22:02 (twelve years ago)

JINGS CRIVVENS! It's A Favourite BROONS Poll!

pfunkboy (Algerian Goalkeeper), Saturday, 5 October 2013 22:02 (twelve years ago)

someone has some explaining to do, or fess up to putting drugs in my coffee. i don't think i can handle googling "The Broons" right now.

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, June 19, 2007 3:24 PM (6 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

pfunkboy (Algerian Goalkeeper), Saturday, 5 October 2013 22:03 (twelve years ago)

I can imagine Alex Salmond breaking out help ma boabs on the reg

Ismael Klata, Saturday, 5 October 2013 22:05 (twelve years ago)

wha wiz yon penter who only spoke in scots?

pfunkboy (Algerian Goalkeeper), Saturday, 5 October 2013 22:06 (twelve years ago)

Crivvens! I think they say that in the Tiffany Aching books, the Wee Free Men. I didn't know it was real.

Tottenham Heelspur (in orbit), Saturday, 5 October 2013 22:19 (twelve years ago)

jings crivvens is one of Oor Wullie's catchphrases

pfunkboy (Algerian Goalkeeper), Saturday, 5 October 2013 22:21 (twelve years ago)

yeah no idea about snib, just that i learned it there and haven't heard it elsewhere. my friends were shocked i didn't know it.

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 5 October 2013 23:17 (twelve years ago)

Baffies might be my fave Scots word.

many machines on ilx (MaresNest), Saturday, 5 October 2013 23:31 (twelve years ago)

Our snib's banjaxed, as it happens.

Alternative Ulsterbus, Sunday, 6 October 2013 00:07 (twelve years ago)

I'm pretty sure my girlfriend had never heard the word "skelf" until i used it one day. Mentioned this to my sister who'd also used it to other people's puzzlement. I thought it was a pretty common Scots word.

michaellambert, Sunday, 6 October 2013 09:43 (twelve years ago)

It is.... isn't it?

this is where pfunkboy tells us how paisley and ayr and renfrew are all completely different..

I imagine they used to be, my father was Paisley through and through, the accent wasn't notably different from a Glasgow accent (Paisley is 7 miles away from Glasgow btw) but words and pronunciations were. I don't know for sure, but I think Paisley had elements of Ayrshire and more rural influences, e.g., he'd say "bits" for "boots" and "seeven" for "seven" (and, more comically, "peencil" for pencil). My mother's from Glasgow and told me they way to tell someone was from Paisley and not Glasgow was that in Glasgow for "floor", they say "flerr" and in Paisley they say "flair" (btw I used these differences in one of my side-splitting Bobby Gillespie skits on ILM wherein Boaby meets Momus (who's from Paisley allegedly)).

Tommy McTommy (Tom D.), Sunday, 6 October 2013 10:13 (twelve years ago)

Tom OTM, my folks - all raised in Paisley - have a spectrum of words and vocal tics that I've not ever heard growing up in Ayrshire.

many machines on ilx (MaresNest), Sunday, 6 October 2013 10:20 (twelve years ago)

Another Paisley signifier, I think, is putting a small 'h' in front of the word it

many machines on ilx (MaresNest), Sunday, 6 October 2013 10:23 (twelve years ago)

The Edinburgh accent of the UMC is posh English apart from a few words: 'beuks' (books), 'muhn' (moon) and 'eye-ron' (iron). The speaker can sound like Tony Blair if employing gratuitous hand gestures when speaking.

aldi young dudes (suzy), Sunday, 6 October 2013 10:31 (twelve years ago)

Not an accent but a word - my favourite is "messages" for groceries. Is that central Scotland only or central west?

"I'm going to tesco to get the messages" or, better still if you were only getting one thing, "I'm going a message". My friend who moved to Scotland at around age 5 spent years wondering why women were always collecting messages and what those messages said and what the messages were for.

i lost my shoes on acid (jed_), Sunday, 6 October 2013 17:44 (twelve years ago)

Have heard 'messages' from an Aberdonian and from Highlander ex-boss, who works in fashion, so OF COURSE shops contain messages.

aldi young dudes (suzy), Sunday, 6 October 2013 17:56 (twelve years ago)

My gran, from Crieff but lived in Perth, used "messages" all the time.

michaellambert, Sunday, 6 October 2013 18:42 (twelve years ago)

yeah we use it here too

pfunkboy (Algerian Goalkeeper), Sunday, 6 October 2013 19:00 (twelve years ago)

There's a Fraserburgh accent and a Peterhead accent, haven't seen them mentioned yet but they are extremely distinctive to me

Project Witch (I am using your worlds), Sunday, 6 October 2013 19:30 (twelve years ago)

My ex-colleague Highlander wis fae Buckie.

aldi young dudes (suzy), Sunday, 6 October 2013 21:34 (twelve years ago)

nice wan.

funnily enough, i was going to start a thread last week on the wonderful richness and diversity of UK accents. I think it's one of the most wonderful thinks about this country.

i lost my shoes on acid (jed_), Monday, 7 October 2013 00:44 (twelve years ago)

there are honestly no UK accents i dislike, even the much derided Brummie or Aberdonian accents are fantastic to me. I love Geordie, I love West Country. All of it.

i lost my shoes on acid (jed_), Monday, 7 October 2013 00:47 (twelve years ago)

even cockney wankers?

pfunkboy (Algerian Goalkeeper), Monday, 7 October 2013 10:10 (twelve years ago)

Brummie is a lovely accent. some forms of Estuary rub me wrong

Bap & Ounge (Noodle Vague), Monday, 7 October 2013 10:18 (twelve years ago)

Not an accent but a word - my favourite is "messages" for groceries. Is that central Scotland only or central west?

this is used in rural ireland too. my granny would have said it, or my mum sometimes.

Evil Juice Box Man (LocalGarda), Monday, 7 October 2013 10:21 (twelve years ago)

I always thought eejit was indigenous Glaswegian, very disappointed to find that youse claim it. Tube definitely is though.

Ismael Klata, Monday, 7 October 2013 10:24 (twelve years ago)

My folks are all from Paisley and even though the town gets knocked the older generation had a coupel of pretty bizarre and interesting vocal tics, my Grandpa used to use 'sais I' at the end of a sentence so you would hear things like 'Aye I sais, sais I'

There's a similar thing I've never heard outside of Ayrshire, which is to use "so I did" or "neither I did" at the end of sentences talking about something you've done/not done. Eg "I told him he could get to fuck, so I did", "I didn't touch him, neither I did".

There's also a more general thing of anthropomorphising which I didn't realise was Scottish until it baffled English people. "That car wants a wash", "the dishes want doing" etc.

stet, Monday, 7 October 2013 11:27 (twelve years ago)

that definitely happens in the north of England too

Bap & Ounge (Noodle Vague), Monday, 7 October 2013 11:28 (twelve years ago)

Oh yeah, my all-time favourite Ayrshire phrase is "naw am urnae, ne'er am ur" - "no I am are not, neither I am". Used to answer questions like "Are you going to the shops tomorrow?"

stet, Monday, 7 October 2013 11:29 (twelve years ago)

Haha yes - "No you're not!" "Aye ah'm ur!" Never did find out what the word 'ur' was for in that construction.

Ismael Klata, Monday, 7 October 2013 11:35 (twelve years ago)

"so i did" is used in ireland a bit, but i've never heard "neither i did".

that "says i" is used in ireland too but it's more like, before a statement of conviction in the story of a conversation. like "the doctor told me it'd be six months before i could get an appointment", "says i, what use is that?"

more common is probably "says you" - like if a friend tells you a story and you imagine their reaction. "says you, what's the point of that?"

Evil Juice Box Man (LocalGarda), Monday, 7 October 2013 11:42 (twelve years ago)

Been pondering the influence of Irish immigration on the way people speak in Glasgow as opposed to Ayrshire and Lanarkshire, also Paisley (as a mill town in need of cheap labour) had a lot of Irish immigration. And Highlanders too, of course. The Irish mostly from Donegal, which might be significant. Also reading Myles na Gopaleen and noting a lot of similarities (and differences). Off the top of my head, "da", "your man", and bringing back memories of my dad saying "NOT AT ALL" a lot. And "it's yourself", which is actually very Western Isles/ Highland but also reminds me of "you'll have had your tea?".

Tommy McTommy (Tom D.), Monday, 7 October 2013 12:50 (twelve years ago)

There's a similar thing I've never heard outside of Ayrshire, which is to use "so I did"

This is totally Norn Iron, so it is. You know, Ayrshire/ NI, same difference.

Tommy McTommy (Tom D.), Monday, 7 October 2013 12:54 (twelve years ago)

The long -eh sound in words like 'rare' was always said to be a specific catholic accent - hence presumably an Irish import - but I'm not convinced it isn't simply a north lanarkshire thing instead.

Ismael Klata, Monday, 7 October 2013 12:57 (twelve years ago)

I do wonder if I still use ayrshire things here or if its just universal ones. I had to eliminate "ken" when we moved back here even though I definitely used it in Blackwood as a kid (its like a mile fae larkie) but my mates who still live there dont say ken now. Things just change over time.
My mates here say I was the first person they ever heard saying "sengas" for a certain style of lassie when I moved to Hamilton in 91 but that wasn't an ayrshire thing. *Dont even know where I picked it up. A late 80s episode of taggart maybe

*cue tom d saying he heard it in the 1950s or something :)

pfunkboy (Algerian Goalkeeper), Monday, 7 October 2013 13:15 (twelve years ago)

Been pondering the influence of Irish immigration on the way people speak in Glasgow as opposed to Ayrshire and Lanarkshire, also Paisley (as a mill town in need of cheap labour) had a lot of Irish immigration. And Highlanders too, of course. The Irish mostly from Donegal, which might be significant. Also reading Myles na Gopaleen and noting a lot of similarities (and differences). Off the top of my head, "da", "your man", and bringing back memories of my dad saying "NOT AT ALL" a lot. And "it's yourself", which is actually very Western Isles/ Highland but also reminds me of "you'll have had your tea?".

"your man", "yourself" came from Irish into Hiberno-English so they might either be borrowings from HE or have come from Scots Gaelic into Scots English. No idea really.

Luigi Nono, le petit robot (seandalai), Monday, 7 October 2013 14:01 (twelve years ago)

yerman and yerself are definitely used here

pfunkboy (Algerian Goalkeeper), Monday, 7 October 2013 14:04 (twelve years ago)

There's also a more general thing of anthropomorphising which I didn't realise was Scottish until it baffled English people. "That car wants a wash", "the dishes want doing" etc.

awesome

also what do insular scots sound like?

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/d5/Scotsdialects.png

Untt (La Lechera), Monday, 7 October 2013 14:11 (twelve years ago)

do? does? i am having s/v agr probs sorry

Untt (La Lechera), Monday, 7 October 2013 14:11 (twelve years ago)

the welsh have a hilarious thing of where they say "I'll do it now in a minute" and "Whose coat is that jacket?"

pfunkboy (Algerian Goalkeeper), Monday, 7 October 2013 14:14 (twelve years ago)

insular scots probably speak norscots or scotwegian

pfunkboy (Algerian Goalkeeper), Monday, 7 October 2013 14:15 (twelve years ago)

that map doesn't make much sense.

i lost my shoes on acid (jed_), Monday, 7 October 2013 14:17 (twelve years ago)

"It's yourself" is a great get out when you bump into someone you've never met before. Used a lot by my family, my mum particularly (my mum maintains that, it's yourself aside, she speaks "better" English than most English people because she learned it as a second language, at school. She now teaches gaelic (in English) to the kids at the school where she herself was taught English (in Gaelic)).

calumerio, Monday, 7 October 2013 14:21 (twelve years ago)

I think that map represents those speaking Scots, rather than speaking English with a Scottish accent. I'm not really up on the distinction between languages/dialects, but I think that's what it's showing. Scots sounds kind of medieval to my ears - can be thick to the point of unintelligibility.

Ismael Klata, Monday, 7 October 2013 14:22 (twelve years ago)

Where does your mum teach xp? My cousins in the Western Isles just can't seem to get a Gaelic education.

Ismael Klata, Monday, 7 October 2013 14:24 (twelve years ago)

K1lch0an primary school. It's not gaelic-medium, so my mum teaches the kids (abt half of whom are English) Gaelic and gets them competing in the local Mods.

calumerio, Monday, 7 October 2013 14:40 (twelve years ago)

I love "wean" for child, the wee-ane, the little one, it's sweet

Tommy McTommy (Tom D.), Monday, 7 October 2013 14:52 (twelve years ago)

*eureka!* I've always wondered where wean came from.

'bairn' can go spin though, I hate that

Ismael Klata, Monday, 7 October 2013 14:59 (twelve years ago)

wean or bairn is great

pfunkboy (Algerian Goalkeeper), Monday, 7 October 2013 15:02 (twelve years ago)

Or bairnie! No-one ever said "bairn" in Paisley, I can assure you.

Tommy McTommy (Tom D.), Monday, 7 October 2013 15:04 (twelve years ago)

Has going 'through' from Glasgow to Edinburgh ever been discussed on here? I'd like to bring that up, just now.

― Alternative Ulsterbus, Saturday, 5 October 2013 03:19 (2 days ago) Permalink

that always felt funny to me - where's the tunnel??

^ sarcasm (ken c), Monday, 7 October 2013 15:05 (twelve years ago)

Any paisley words used when you were younger not used now?(like when I said EK people said gallus when i was 9 but not anymore)

pfunkboy (Algerian Goalkeeper), Monday, 7 October 2013 15:06 (twelve years ago)

oh yeah i went through to my grannies in edinburgh a lot!

pfunkboy (Algerian Goalkeeper), Monday, 7 October 2013 15:07 (twelve years ago)

i've seen a definite huge increase in people calling each other "pal" rather than mate/dude/whatever else. i mean i know "pal" never really went anywhere but the degree to which it has increased lately is quite something. it's getting to the point it actually seems a bit fake/pretentious to use the word.

i lost my shoes on acid (jed_), Monday, 7 October 2013 15:22 (twelve years ago)

pal was always used wherever i lived

pfunkboy (Algerian Goalkeeper), Monday, 7 October 2013 15:24 (twelve years ago)

in Hull "wean" has mutated into something that sounds like "wain", it is aces, as is bairn obv

Bap & Ounge (Noodle Vague), Monday, 7 October 2013 15:25 (twelve years ago)

wain is definitely the way it's pronounced in scotland.

i lost my shoes on acid (jed_), Monday, 7 October 2013 15:27 (twelve years ago)

aye

pfunkboy (Algerian Goalkeeper), Monday, 7 October 2013 15:27 (twelve years ago)

ah yeah i guess it is now i think about it

Bap & Ounge (Noodle Vague), Monday, 7 October 2013 15:28 (twelve years ago)

its often funny when reading through old broons/oor wullies from the 30s-60s the amount of words naebody uses noo like Dub (a puddle) or Janes (Girls)

pfunkboy (Algerian Goalkeeper), Monday, 7 October 2013 15:29 (twelve years ago)

btw i recommend this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sAz_UvnUeuU

pfunkboy (Algerian Goalkeeper), Monday, 7 October 2013 15:30 (twelve years ago)

The trend of naming streets in the most couthie manner possible appals me btw. Street, Avenue and Drive were just fine; now it's all Braes and Wynds.

Ismael Klata, Monday, 7 October 2013 15:40 (twelve years ago)

I live on a Hill

pfunkboy (Algerian Goalkeeper), Monday, 7 October 2013 15:44 (twelve years ago)

the streets in my area are named after trees

pfunkboy (Algerian Goalkeeper), Monday, 7 October 2013 15:45 (twelve years ago)

the streets in my area of glasgow are named after shakespeare-related things! i live on hathaway lane.

i lost my shoes on acid (jed_), Monday, 7 October 2013 15:48 (twelve years ago)

Loved going here as a kid

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Electric_Brae

pfunkboy (Algerian Goalkeeper), Monday, 7 October 2013 15:51 (twelve years ago)

gonnae rock doon tae

opie dead eyed piece of shit (Merdeyeux), Monday, 7 October 2013 18:18 (twelve years ago)

Hathaway Lane? Have you been for a drink in The Viking?

calumerio, Monday, 7 October 2013 19:04 (twelve years ago)

yes i have.

i lost my shoes on acid (jed_), Monday, 7 October 2013 21:28 (twelve years ago)

there's another ILXor who stays even closer to the viking than i do.

i lost my shoes on acid (jed_), Monday, 7 October 2013 21:29 (twelve years ago)

I worked there for four years 99-03. The accents (dragging back to topic) were p thick.

calumerio, Monday, 7 October 2013 21:57 (twelve years ago)

The Viking, that's where ILX

Ismael Klata, Monday, 7 October 2013 22:14 (twelve years ago)

Any paisley words used when you were younger not used now?

My dad used to call sparrows, "speugs" and frogs, "puddocks"... but I think he just did that because he thought they were funny words

Tommy McTommy (Tom D.), Tuesday, 8 October 2013 12:50 (twelve years ago)

oor wullie said puddocks for frogs in old stories

pfunkboy (Algerian Goalkeeper), Tuesday, 8 October 2013 14:17 (twelve years ago)

Always wondered why Shuggie Otis was called Shuggie but apparently it's something to do with sugar, i.e., he isn't Scottish and his real name isn't Hugh

Tommy McTommy (Tom D.), Tuesday, 8 October 2013 14:29 (twelve years ago)

what do the scottish contingent think of fraser nelson's accent

nakhchivan, Tuesday, 8 October 2013 19:42 (twelve years ago)

Any paisley words used when you were younger not used now?

My gran had a bunch of fantastic old slang terms derived from French, I wish I had a list or a recording of her explaining them. I wonder if this sort of adaptation was a West Coast thing or further afield.

many machines on ilx (MaresNest), Tuesday, 8 October 2013 20:42 (twelve years ago)

Fraser Nelson's accent is amazing, a thing to treasure. I trained my three year old daughter to say Vrayzer Nelzn. I know folk from Nairn and a fair few folk who went to Dollar Academy and none of them sound remotely like FN. I suspect his accent is self constructed.

calumerio, Tuesday, 8 October 2013 21:33 (twelve years ago)

I might as well confess to loving Scottish accents.

I'm not exactly sure why. I mean, for a long time, I used to not care about accents.

I once told a Scottish friend this, and he laughed at me, especially because I kind of fancy women with a Scottish accent. I guess it sounded ridiculous to him and probably to a lot of people, as well. I guess it's because it isn't a stereotypical 'nice' sounding accent, but I think it does sound great.

I can't help it. Alas, there aren't any Scottish women around here.

c21m50nh3x460n, Tuesday, 8 October 2013 22:10 (twelve years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eoizByw3okU

nakhchivan, Tuesday, 8 October 2013 22:21 (twelve years ago)

if deems has been to Scotland I wanna know what his 1st impressions were

pfunkboy (Algerian Goalkeeper), Tuesday, 8 October 2013 23:26 (twelve years ago)

that's pretty ordinary for him. he usually sounds much more strangulated. as he should be.

i lost my shoes on acid (jed_), Tuesday, 8 October 2013 23:30 (twelve years ago)

poor deems :(

Luigi Nono, le petit robot (seandalai), Tuesday, 8 October 2013 23:31 (twelve years ago)

nelson's accent sounds like 'east of scotland posh' but with an unpleasant nasal quality

nakhchivan, Tuesday, 8 October 2013 23:35 (twelve years ago)

you mean edinburgh university student?

pfunkboy (Algerian Goalkeeper), Tuesday, 8 October 2013 23:35 (twelve years ago)

rifkind has the ne plus ultra of EOSP

donald dewar had a great voice, i'm not sure what his accent would be called

nakhchivan, Tuesday, 8 October 2013 23:36 (twelve years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKOxp2q2lss

this accent is neat, as was whatever he had beforehand

nakhchivan, Tuesday, 8 October 2013 23:40 (twelve years ago)

interesting at 2:35 where he uses 'hink' then 'think'

nakhchivan, Tuesday, 8 October 2013 23:42 (twelve years ago)

prodded off-site, no less

if deems has been to Scotland I wanna know what his 1st impressions were

― pfunkboy (Algerian Goalkeeper)

stagged and romantic tripped to edinburgh (separate trips, to be clear)

missed the flight on the romantic trip, lashed up the motorway to belfast and walk-on-ferried and then train (slow train mind you). got comped to a suite after explaining our late arrival, watching there will be blood on a 40 inch screen while in a jacuzzi got me back in the good books, dunno why missing the flight was my fault but anyway.

walked off top bunk first night of stag did this

http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5147/5688129730_b227c581c5_m.jpg

edinburgh's nice

dont think i've been to scotland besides, tho we dropped a sick fella off in lerwick from the trawler once

unblog your plug (darraghmac), Wednesday, 9 October 2013 00:55 (twelve years ago)

so you've never been to real Scotland then? ;)

pfunkboy (Algerian Goalkeeper), Wednesday, 9 October 2013 01:08 (twelve years ago)

maybe darragh had spent his time in Edinburgh in Oxgangs. pretty damn real.

i lost my shoes on acid (jed_), Wednesday, 9 October 2013 01:15 (twelve years ago)

i mean it's called Oxgangs ffs.

i lost my shoes on acid (jed_), Wednesday, 9 October 2013 01:15 (twelve years ago)

Dunno if I've been to real Scotland. Does Dundee count? Or Inverness bus station?

Luigi Nono, le petit robot (seandalai), Wednesday, 9 October 2013 01:16 (twelve years ago)

anywhere that doesnt have posh home counties students iirc, so yes

pfunkboy (Algerian Goalkeeper), Wednesday, 9 October 2013 01:19 (twelve years ago)

we caught a connecting bus from glesga central semmed pretty fuckin real to me mayne

unblog your plug (darraghmac), Wednesday, 9 October 2013 01:22 (twelve years ago)

my first memory of glesga is of a teacher pointing towards the gorbals and telling us to never go there. don't know that i ever have, i assume it's still pretty real there.

opie dead eyed piece of shit (Merdeyeux), Wednesday, 9 October 2013 01:31 (twelve years ago)

Ivor Cutler's accent is amazing, Glasgow via Eastern European Jewish immigrant stock then a tiny dash of BBC received pronunciation, possibly gained whilst teaching in England. Interesting that when he aped his family in monologues he did it it str8 aggro weedgie.

many machines on ilx (MaresNest), Wednesday, 9 October 2013 01:35 (twelve years ago)

i always feel like a bit of an accent traitor, at some young age i decided to poshen myself up so i'd speak like the smart people i wanted to be like, and it engrained enough that now my speech is pretty flattened and characterless. sorry mum :'(.

opie dead eyed piece of shit (Merdeyeux), Wednesday, 9 October 2013 01:47 (twelve years ago)

every time i get to know a scottish person well enough to abuse them i accuse them or their wife of being from the gorbals

unblog your plug (darraghmac), Wednesday, 9 October 2013 01:57 (twelve years ago)

ha, i forgot about the gorbals, our grandfather in nz used to warn us off going anywhere near them and then would only give us nonsense answers about what they even were.

estela, Wednesday, 9 October 2013 04:56 (twelve years ago)

The Gorbals doesn't really exist anymore, does it? They started flattening about 15-20 years ago so I don't know who lives there now.

Alas, there aren't any Scottish women around here.

Go to Scotland, I hear there's a lot of them up there.

Tommy McTommy (Tom D.), Wednesday, 9 October 2013 07:58 (twelve years ago)

flattening it

Tommy McTommy (Tom D.), Wednesday, 9 October 2013 08:00 (twelve years ago)

It's "Gorbals" not The Gorbals, as a pedantic friend of mine insists. But yeah, it's mostly just Barratt flats there now

stet, Wednesday, 9 October 2013 08:36 (twelve years ago)

Frank Bruno the boxer moved to the Gorbals to live with his partner in 2012

conrad, Wednesday, 9 October 2013 10:11 (twelve years ago)

That'll presumably be the New Gorbals, a nice-looking set of tenements in a corner of where the Gorbals once was. As for the rest, there hasn't been so much city centre waste ground since the blitz.

Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 9 October 2013 10:15 (twelve years ago)

"New Gorbals" surely to goodness

Tommy McTommy (Tom D.), Wednesday, 9 October 2013 10:36 (twelve years ago)

Top Chef Season 2 winner Ilan Hall named his first restaurant "The Gorbals" (in Los Angeles) after his immigrant Russian-Jewish father's neighborhood in Glasgow

Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 9 October 2013 10:43 (twelve years ago)

Cool

Tommy McTommy (Tom D.), Wednesday, 9 October 2013 10:44 (twelve years ago)

Born Ilan D Hall April 6, 1982 (age 31)
Cooking style Spanish

Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 9 October 2013 10:45 (twelve years ago)

Alas, there aren't any Scottish women around here.

Go to Scotland, I hear there's a lot of them up there.

― Tommy McTommy (Tom D.), Wednesday, October 9, 2013 Bookmark Flag Post Permalink


A short visit would be nice, but not long enough. I'd have to be under 30 years of age to do the whole UK visa thing, which I'm not.

c21m50nh3x460n, Wednesday, 9 October 2013 16:58 (twelve years ago)

(My mum works in oxgangs!)

Non-posh morningsider's perspective: I'd never heard it called ginger or pop until I was an adult- it was always juice through here.

Thread also blowing my mind that putting your rubbish in a bucket is a scottish thing. Seven years of living in england and it's never come up. Or if it has people have waited til I've walked away to ask wtf that guy was talking about.

sktsh, Wednesday, 9 October 2013 21:36 (twelve years ago)

I always thought calling juice (or fizzy) pop was an English thing.

michaellambert, Wednesday, 9 October 2013 22:14 (twelve years ago)

it is.

pfunkboy (Algerian Goalkeeper), Wednesday, 9 October 2013 22:15 (twelve years ago)

Ive always called it juice or ginger. If its a barrs glass bottle (or Bon Accord - remember the truck that used to come round?) I called it ginger.

pfunkboy (Algerian Goalkeeper), Wednesday, 9 October 2013 22:17 (twelve years ago)

I remember the Bon Accord truck, but never called it ginger - juice or fizzy depending in the intended level of carbonation.

michaellambert, Wednesday, 9 October 2013 22:21 (twelve years ago)

Luggy, Juice or Scoosh. That's from Kilmarnock. I think people would call the Bon Accord lorry the Luggy Truck but maybe I'm imagining that.

everything, Wednesday, 9 October 2013 22:25 (twelve years ago)

Or if it has people have waited til I've walked away to ask wtf that guy was talking about.

I hate to break it to you...

I always thought calling juice (or fizzy) pop was an English thing.

When I was at university I had a housemate who was Scottish and a girlfriend from Lancashire. Only the former said 'bucket' for bin and only the latter said 'pop' for fizzy drinks. In the south no one would say 'pop' or 'juice' or 'ginger'. There isn't even a word.

Hamburglar's smiling too (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Wednesday, 9 October 2013 22:26 (twelve years ago)

The professional sector accents in Scotland are different, depending on what side of Scotland you're on. Edinburgh prof'l accent has slightly fruitier vowels and a tendency. Glasgow professional is a generally softer accent with the odd suppressed consonant.

Xposts - juice instead of pop was the hardest thing to adapt to moving from Lancashire to Scotland. I've never heard anyone calling a bin a bucket.

calumerio, Wednesday, 9 October 2013 22:29 (twelve years ago)

fruitier?!

example of suppressed consonant?

Untt (La Lechera), Wednesday, 9 October 2013 22:30 (twelve years ago)

Gnn! ...a tendency towards strangulated delivery

calumerio, Wednesday, 9 October 2013 22:30 (twelve years ago)

that doesn't really help...

Untt (La Lechera), Wednesday, 9 October 2013 22:31 (twelve years ago)

Gnn! ...a tendency towards strangulated delivery

― calumerio,

He typed that while on the cludgie.

pfunkboy (Algerian Goalkeeper), Wednesday, 9 October 2013 22:32 (twelve years ago)

oh nevermind

Untt (La Lechera), Wednesday, 9 October 2013 22:32 (twelve years ago)

Fruitier - more deliberately pronounced, what you might call Theatrical RP, but just tossed in there: Takeover Code as "Takeover C-owed". Not meaning fruitier in any pejorative sense!

Suppressed consonant would be intermittently going a half step towards saying a limmyesque "hing" in place of "thing". Its adopting a less traditionally well spoken accent for the odd consonant sound, without any rigour or consistency as to how it's done.

calumerio, Wednesday, 9 October 2013 22:37 (twelve years ago)

If its a barrs glass bottle (or Bon Accord - remember the truck that used to come round?) I called it ginger

So does ginger=irn bru? Can it be barr's lemonade or whatever and be called ginger as well?

sktsh, Wednesday, 9 October 2013 23:07 (twelve years ago)

It's any sugary fizzy drink.

everything, Wednesday, 9 October 2013 23:10 (twelve years ago)

yes

pfunkboy (Algerian Goalkeeper), Wednesday, 9 October 2013 23:11 (twelve years ago)

Truly we are motorways apart

sktsh, Wednesday, 9 October 2013 23:12 (twelve years ago)

Do remember the bon accord van though - it used to come down my nana's road in gracemount

sktsh, Wednesday, 9 October 2013 23:13 (twelve years ago)

my gran in edinburgh got it. Loved it. It used to come round the village where i lived at the time (near hamilton) and my mum wouldnt ever buy from it :(

pfunkboy (Algerian Goalkeeper), Wednesday, 9 October 2013 23:16 (twelve years ago)

A guy I knew at school ended up working on the Bon Accord truck, after he left school as early as possible. It was a very similar scenario to the bit in Gregory's Girl where the window cleaner comes back to visit the school. Kids were all jealous of him not having to go to school and having as much free scoosh as he liked (apparently).

everything, Wednesday, 9 October 2013 23:18 (twelve years ago)

in Ayr skoosh meant "easy"

pfunkboy (Algerian Goalkeeper), Wednesday, 9 October 2013 23:24 (twelve years ago)

"Luggy" became gluggy by the time it hit Irvine

stet, Wednesday, 9 October 2013 23:39 (twelve years ago)

never heard either in Prestwick/Ayr

pfunkboy (Algerian Goalkeeper), Wednesday, 9 October 2013 23:40 (twelve years ago)

Also "chuggie" for chewing gum seemed to obvious to post, but looking at this thread I realise it actually isn't.

stet, Wednesday, 9 October 2013 23:41 (twelve years ago)

*too

stet, Wednesday, 9 October 2013 23:41 (twelve years ago)

yup chuggie = chewing gum there

pfunkboy (Algerian Goalkeeper), Wednesday, 9 October 2013 23:42 (twelve years ago)

gongy = condom. Never heard it called that ANYWHERE else

pfunkboy (Algerian Goalkeeper), Wednesday, 9 October 2013 23:42 (twelve years ago)

i recognise skoosh as meaning both juice and easy, but these last few words you've just made up haven't you.

opie dead eyed piece of shit (Merdeyeux), Wednesday, 9 October 2013 23:45 (twelve years ago)

I've noticed a slightly harsh, gutteral, pronounciation of the "ck" sound in some Dundonian friends' accents but i'm struggling to find a way of describing it written down. Sometimes i think it's almost a silent "ck", but with the stop still in place. Best example i can give is a word like "backies" (back garden), it's spoken quicly and is clearly two syllables but doesn't linger on th "ck". I'm not sure my explanation is all that great.

michaellambert, Wednesday, 9 October 2013 23:45 (twelve years ago)

chewing gum is obviously 'choongie' (choon-gay).

opie dead eyed piece of shit (Merdeyeux), Wednesday, 9 October 2013 23:47 (twelve years ago)

At school (Perth) we used "ged" rather than "ned", never really heard the latter until I went to university in Embra. An ex was from Dingwall and used "ged" to mean a man or person. In Dundee everyone's a "boy", "those boys", but it's pronounced more like "biys".

michaellambert, Wednesday, 9 October 2013 23:48 (twelve years ago)

also in ayr there was chud = idiot

in Ayr swedger = sweets.
In Edinburgh = fighting

pfunkboy (Algerian Goalkeeper), Wednesday, 9 October 2013 23:49 (twelve years ago)

How could i forget "doss" and "dossic", meaning "good" or "great".

michaellambert, Wednesday, 9 October 2013 23:51 (twelve years ago)

Sweets come in a poke everywhere, right?

stet, Wednesday, 9 October 2013 23:53 (twelve years ago)

doss = sleep
dosshouse = place homeless people sleep. the great western dosshouse was the most infamous

pfunkboy (Algerian Goalkeeper), Wednesday, 9 October 2013 23:53 (twelve years ago)

while we're going down memory lane who all remembers a 10p mix up?

pfunkboy (Algerian Goalkeeper), Wednesday, 9 October 2013 23:54 (twelve years ago)

yeah i think a poke is universal. decades of shopkeepers disturbing tourists by asking them if they'd like a wee poke.

wasn't there a thread on scottish insults a while back?

opie dead eyed piece of shit (Merdeyeux), Wednesday, 9 October 2013 23:55 (twelve years ago)

aye , ya bawheid

pfunkboy (Algerian Goalkeeper), Wednesday, 9 October 2013 23:56 (twelve years ago)

:'(

opie dead eyed piece of shit (Merdeyeux), Wednesday, 9 October 2013 23:57 (twelve years ago)

i suspect ginger meant irn bru only initially everywhere and was extended to mean all soft drinks.

a poke can also be an ice cream cone.

i lost my shoes on acid (jed_), Wednesday, 9 October 2013 23:59 (twelve years ago)

to all the scots who moved down south have you had to slow down when talking for them to understand you?

pfunkboy (Algerian Goalkeeper), Thursday, 10 October 2013 00:00 (twelve years ago)

This category contains Scots pejoratives

Chinese Taipei (nakhchivan), Thursday, 10 October 2013 00:01 (twelve years ago)

deej deej deej deej deej deej

Chinese Taipei (nakhchivan), Thursday, 10 October 2013 00:01 (twelve years ago)

that's the one. surprised to see that no one listed 'fearty' (or the slightly infantilized version 'feartypants' though.

opie dead eyed piece of shit (Merdeyeux), Thursday, 10 October 2013 00:03 (twelve years ago)

+)

opie dead eyed piece of shit (Merdeyeux), Thursday, 10 October 2013 00:03 (twelve years ago)

was tumshie in there?

pfunkboy (Algerian Goalkeeper), Thursday, 10 October 2013 00:04 (twelve years ago)

can't you do your own wiktionary pages for them replete with IPA symbols etc

Chinese Taipei (nakhchivan), Thursday, 10 October 2013 00:10 (twelve years ago)

to all the scots who moved down south have you had to slow down when talking for them to understand you?

I don't do it deliberately, but friends say they notice a difference when I've been talking to family or gone back home for a bit. And actually, I think I have a bit of a weird glottal stop that I didn't used to have- I get a bit paranoid about losing my accent. I remember coming back from a year in the states terrified I sounded like Sheena Easton.

sktsh, Thursday, 10 October 2013 01:04 (twelve years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TmnEWNzngCI

high quality material

opie dead eyed piece of shit (Merdeyeux), Thursday, 10 October 2013 01:12 (twelve years ago)

I don't know if it's just a Radio Scotland thing, but "Glasgow" pronounced as "class-co" is one I often notice.

michaellambert, Friday, 11 October 2013 17:57 (twelve years ago)

Whereas the correct pronunciation would be "gless-ca".

everything, Friday, 11 October 2013 18:07 (twelve years ago)

just remembered there is or used to be a bbc news correspondent with a very ditinctive highlands accent

fake irish times letters mac d (nakhchivan), Sunday, 13 October 2013 19:44 (twelve years ago)

The Computer's First Dialect Poems

I THE FURZE KIDDERS BATING (Northamptonshire)

Blea on the baulk the furze kidder rocked
with a bottle of flags and a budget of bent.
Sawning and soodling in a drabbled scrip
he hirpled and jolled hirkling and croodling.
Morts of mizzled mouldiwarps
gaddered the ball at beavering hour
and progged the fotherer's frumitory.
His cag of stingo by the stools
was teemed by puddock, pink, and pismire.
Glabbering sturnels swooped on sprotes.
Rawky popples whewed and quawked.
Hariff and foulroyce clouted the meer.
Bristling at clink and bandy chock
his sawny doll pelted pranking.
Bating the lown with hugh icles
She pilled him on the pudgy platt
and pessed his yaum at pluft as a pooty.

A bumbarrel scrowed Joe Millar's book.

II THE BIRKIE AND THE HOWDIE (Lowland Scots)

A dorty, vogie, chanler-chaftit birkie
brattled the aizles o the clachan chimlie,
glunched at his jaupin quaich o usquebae,
scunnered red-wud at the clarty lyart howdie
snirtlin by the ingle-neuk sae laithron and tozie,
and gied the thowless quine a blaud wi his gully
till she skrieghed like a cut-luggit houlet and dang her tessie
aff-loof at his unco doup, the glaikit tawpie.
The skellum callan goaved at her fell drumlie:
'Ye tockerless wanchancie staumrel hizzie,
ye groazlin, driddlin grumphie, ye awnie ferlie,
deil gie your kyte curmurrings o scroggy cowdie,
and bogles graizle ilka ramfeezl't hurdie
till aa your snash is steekit, ya duddie hoodie!'

-'Ach, I hae warlock-briefs, stegh the collieshangie!
Aa your ier-oes sall gang sae muckle agley
they'se turn to blitters and bauckie-birds, and in a brulzie
they'se mak their joes o taeds, aa thrang and sonsie,
snowkin in aidle whaur asks and clegs are grushie:
yon is an ourie pliskie!'
Wha wan the tulzie?

Edwin Morgan

badgers moved the goalposts (dowd), Tuesday, 22 October 2013 17:47 (twelve years ago)

The last line is meant to be inset to the end of the preceding line. Just for accuracy's sake.

badgers moved the goalposts (dowd), Tuesday, 22 October 2013 17:55 (twelve years ago)

three weeks pass...

Another one to add to the list of Scottish accents are the grotesquely extenuated and fucked up vowel sounds of (some) Scots who've lived in England for a long time - the best example I can think of is Kevin Gallacher (the former Blackburn Rovers and Newcastle winger) trying to pronounce the word "now". But see also Denis Law (who in many ways pioneered this strange accent), Tommy Docherty, Fraser Nelson et al.

just remembered there is or used to be a bbc news correspondent with a very ditinctive highlands accent

BBC Scotland's full of them, it's the fuckin' Gaelic mafia there, I'm tellin' ye

Thomas K Amphong (Tom D.), Thursday, 14 November 2013 10:56 (twelve years ago)

I'd like to know more about Scottish accents popping up sometimes in Canadian speech. Cliff Thorburn sounds very odd to me, I don't think that's just a regular Canadian accent he has.

Ismael Klata, Thursday, 14 November 2013 11:20 (twelve years ago)

I've trying to figure out whether comedian and panel show whore Tony Law was Scottish or Irish for a while now. Turns out he's Canadian.

I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Thursday, 14 November 2013 17:11 (twelve years ago)

That's the one who channels Andy Weatherall w/Kitchener hipster-beard nonsense?

hatcat marnell (suzy), Thursday, 14 November 2013 17:26 (twelve years ago)

Sounds like the one. Very wacky, not particularly funny.

I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Thursday, 14 November 2013 17:27 (twelve years ago)

I'd like to know more about Scottish accents popping up sometimes in Canadian speech. Cliff Thorburn sounds very odd to me, I don't think that's just a regular Canadian accent he has.

― Ismael Klata, Thursday, November 14, 2013 Bookmark Flag Post Permalink


Are you thinking of the Maritimes? Like Newfoundland and/or PEI accents?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Newfoundland_English

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canadian_Maritime_English

c21m50nh3x460n, Thursday, 14 November 2013 17:41 (twelve years ago)

I'd never be able to distinguish those I'm afraid. With Cliff I noticed he makes a very pronounced 'oo' sound that sounds quite olde-worlde and rustic to me. If I were trying to replicate it I'd be trumpeting my lips and pushing them forward as far as they can go.

Ismael Klata, Thursday, 14 November 2013 18:11 (twelve years ago)

Canadian Raising

everything, Thursday, 14 November 2013 18:19 (twelve years ago)

one month passes...

This was fun

http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b03ngvgl/Dream_Me_Up_Scotty/

sktsh, Tuesday, 24 December 2013 13:39 (eleven years ago)

(Extra fun because of mother sktsh spitting blood at Brian Sewell's rp trolling)

sktsh, Tuesday, 24 December 2013 13:42 (eleven years ago)

An ex was from Dingwall and used "ged" to mean a man or person

Never noticed this. I've never heard this, it'd have been a gadgie or a gadgiecoff 10 miles down the road in Inverness.

ailsa, Tuesday, 24 December 2013 13:51 (eleven years ago)

xp yeah I enjoyed it, Brian Sewell was either a good sport to put himself in the role of mean old Englishman or (preferably) the troll himself has been trolled.

Merdeyeux, Tuesday, 24 December 2013 14:13 (eleven years ago)

seven years pass...

https://i.imgur.com/iJLdqxQ.jpg

Punk's not daft (Tom D.), Monday, 1 March 2021 10:29 (four years ago)

The thread title says “Scottish”, Tom

scampless, rattled and puce (gyac), Monday, 1 March 2021 11:10 (four years ago)

There are some Scottish people in Edinburgh though, they tend to keep them in council estates on the outskirts, as far away from the tourists as possible.

Punk's not daft (Tom D.), Monday, 1 March 2021 11:17 (four years ago)

Think gyac is pointing out that the scotch dont like the word scottish tbf

e-skate to the chapeau (darraghmac), Monday, 1 March 2021 11:31 (four years ago)

what

Cocteau Twinks (jed_), Monday, 1 March 2021 11:37 (four years ago)

eleven months pass...

The thread title says “Scottish”, Tom

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qnNQvy8FovY

Bastards of Fish (Tom D.), Friday, 11 February 2022 20:29 (three years ago)

one year passes...

R.D. Laing strikes me as having a classic Glasgow accent.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M9COKxBVx9w

The First Time Ever I Saw Gervais (Tom D.), Wednesday, 4 October 2023 07:46 (two years ago)

... and I don't just mean "drunk".

The First Time Ever I Saw Gervais (Tom D.), Wednesday, 4 October 2023 09:32 (two years ago)

Have you heard of this guy?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alexander_John_Ellis
And his book?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/On_Early_English_Pronunciation%2C_Part_V#Survey

Dose of Thunderwords (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 4 October 2023 11:30 (two years ago)

Maybe I should’ve posted on my own thread.

Dose of Thunderwords (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 4 October 2023 11:31 (two years ago)

Have been reading Nicholas Nickleby, much of which, as every starving schoolboy knows, takes place in Yorkshire, and was trying to figure out how closely related Yorkshire dialect is to Scots. I guess in the fourteenth century the general Northumbrian dialect was close to what was spoken in Aberdeen but there’s been a wee bit of divergence since then.

Dose of Thunderwords (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 4 October 2023 11:37 (two years ago)

There'll be a lot of similar words used but they don't sound anything alike.

The First Time Ever I Saw Gervais (Tom D.), Wednesday, 4 October 2023 11:40 (two years ago)

Northumbria stretched up to Edinburgh at one point. Aberdeen was firmly in Pictland.

The First Time Ever I Saw Gervais (Tom D.), Wednesday, 4 October 2023 11:42 (two years ago)

prior to mass broadcast media the differences between regional accents and dialects was much bigger than it is today

no gap tree for old men (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 4 October 2023 11:46 (two years ago)

BSC Joan Baez (darraghmac) wrote this on thread The Irish on board I Love Everything on 09-Mar-2020

said it manys the time, theres seven accents on the island and traceable if i may be allowed to imagine without any evidence other than my own fancy back to the seven different maisteairi of the different parishes back when everyones grandparents were learning proper enguleesh

close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Wednesday, 4 October 2023 12:07 (two years ago)

Tom, do you notice any real differences between a Paisley accent and Glasgow?

My folks are all from Paisley but I was raised in N. Ayrshire. My Gran and Grandad especially had a lot of little quirks that I (possibly mistakenly) attribute to Paisley, things like putting a near-silent H in front of words like "it"

MaresNest, Wednesday, 4 October 2023 12:08 (two years ago)

Not any more. There used to be differences, my dad would call a "pencil" a "peencil" for instance. My mum used to say people from Glasgow called the floor, "the flerr",while people from Paisley called it "the flair". I managed to get an entire Boaby G skit out of it when I had him bump into Momus one time.

The First Time Ever I Saw Gervais (Tom D.), Wednesday, 4 October 2023 12:32 (two years ago)

eleven months pass...

trying to get my head around the temporal implications of being asked "will you have been wanting a drop of tea just now"

tuah dé danann (darraghmac), Friday, 27 September 2024 15:09 (one year ago)

was it a drop of tea you were after?

stet, Friday, 27 September 2024 18:45 (one year ago)

Hello, is it tea you're looking for ...

nickn, Friday, 27 September 2024 18:53 (one year ago)

And to bring it on topic, I've met two Scots in my job, one had what I considered a "classic Scottish" accent, the other I couldn't place at all, just "British empire." He later told me he was from the Shetland Islands.

nickn, Friday, 27 September 2024 19:05 (one year ago)


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