Girl, you must be a teaspoonful because you are the amount that a teaspoon can hold.

http://tinysubversions.com/stuff/youMustBe/

I know, it's not friday, but .

Girl, you must be a sewing because you are the article on which one is working with needle and thread; needlework.

Boy, you must be a morgue because you are a place in which the bodies of persons found dead are kept until identified and claimed or until arrangements for burial have been made.

Girl, you must be a lipstick because you are a small stick of waxy lip coloring enclosed in a cylindrical case.

Boy, you must be a gravy because you are a sauce made by thickening and seasoning these juices.

Boy, you must be a simplification because you are the act of simplifying or something that has been simplified

also: You Must Be

omg emil.y that last one sounds like an actual failed line

So this is what djp was doing yesterday. Bit disappointed it's an actual thing & not just something he spontaneously decided to do

Boy, you must be a goblin because you are a grotesque elfin creature of folklore, thought to work mischief or evil.

Girl, you must be a marketplace because you are a situation or place in which values, opinions, and ideas are put forward for debate or recognition: a marketplace for new ideas; the literary marketplace.

I keep reading the "Boy" ones in the sense of "Oh boy!"

Boy, you must be a cyclist because you are one who rides or races a bicycle, motorcycle, or similar vehicle.

I am definitely thinking about using the gravy one irl.

Boy, you must be an extermination because you are the act of exterminating; total destruction; eradication; excision; as, the extermination of inhabitants or tribes, of error or vice, or of weeds from a field.

Girl, you must be a murderer because you are one who commits murder.

Girl, you must be a Bigfoot because you are a very large, hairy, humanlike creature purported to inhabit the Pacific Northwest and Canada. Also called Sasquatch.

damn, girl

Boy, you must be a pudding because you are a sausagelike preparation made with minced meat or various other ingredients stuffed into a bag or skin and boiled.

By which I mean, SEXXXAY.

Girl, you must be a Nickelodeon because you are a small, rudimentary movie theater that charged five cents for admission, popular in North America from about 1905 to 1915.

Boy, you must be a viking because you are asleep and dreaming that you are literally a viking

Girl, you must be a Bigfoot because you are a very large, hairy, humanlike creature purported to inhabit the Pacific Northwest and Canada. Also called Sasquatch.

damn, girl

yeah this made me burst into audible laughter at my cubicle

Girl, you must be a mutation because you are genetics A mutant.

Genetics A. Mutant is my Throbbing Gristle name.

Girl, you must be a shaking because you are present participle of shake.

(I spit this one at the club on the regular)

Girl, you must be a registration because you are an entry in a register.

*tilts fedora rakishly, starts dropping negs*

Boy, you must be a migraine because you are a severe recurring headache, usually affecting only one side of the head, characterized by sharp pain and often accompanied by nausea, vomiting, and visual disturbances. Also called megrim.

(the Nickelodeon one had me helpless)

Girl, you must be a technicality because you are something meaningful or relevant only to a specialist: a legal technicality.

Girl, you must be a homeland because you are one's native land.

(John Mayer meets The Proclaimers)

Boy, you must be a milking because you are the act by which a cow, etc. is milked.

Girl, you must be a healer because you are one that heals or attempts to heal, especially a faith healer.

Says Bono

Girl, you must be a farthing because you are something of very little value.

Ouch! I'm out..

Boy, you must be a shamble because you are a shuffling gait.

(I lied)

Boy, you must be a doorman because you are a man employed to attend the entrance of a hotel, apartment house, or other building.

Boy, you must be an opium because you are a bitter, yellowish-brown, strongly addictive narcotic drug prepared from the dried juice of unripe pods of the opium poppy and containing alkaloids such as morphine, codeine, and papaverine.

Girl, you must be a picker because you are a fragment of gold smaller than a nugget but large enough to be picked up.

Boy, you must be a wreckage because you are the debris of something wrecked.

Boy, you must be a firefly because you are any of various nocturnal beetles of the family Lampyridae, characteristically having luminescent chemicals in the posterior tip of the abdomen that produce a flashing light. Also called lightning bug. See Regional Note at lightning bug.

Smooth.

Girl, you must be a dejection because you are evacuation of the intestinal tract; defecation.

;_;

This, on the other hand:

Girl, you must be a juggernaut because you are something, such as a belief or institution, that elicits blind and destructive devotion or to which people are ruthlessly sacrificed.

YEAH.

Girl, you must be a gridiron because you are football The game itself.

Girl, you must be a Starr because you are starr, Bryan Bartlett Known as "Bart.” Born 1934. American football player and coach. As quarterback for the Green Bay Packers (1956-1971), he led his team to five National Football League titles and victories in the first two Super Bowls.

Girl, you must be an erection because you are the act of erecting.

Girl, you must be a manslaughter because you are the unlawful killing of one human by another without express or implied intent to do injury.

gonna use that one ty xpost

Decent lyric:

Boy, you must be a fixation because you are an obsessive preoccupation.

Boy, you must be a reproduction because you are something reproduced, especially in the faithfulness of its resemblance to the form and elements of the original: a fine reproduction of a painting by Matisse.

Girl, you must be an improvement because you are the state of being improved.

Boy, you must be a sixty because you are the decade from 60 to 69 in a century.

Girl, you must be an outpouring because you are something that pours out or is poured out; an outflow: an outpouring of lava; an outpouring of charges and countercharges.

Girl, you must be a sperm because you are semen.

Girl, you must be a concoction because you are the act of perfecting or maturing.

Girl, you must be a Madame because you are used as a courtesy title before the surname or full name of a woman, especially a married woman, in a French-speaking area: Madame Cartier; Madame Jacqueline Cartier.

Boy, you must be a typography because you are the composition of printed material from movable type.

Boy, you must be a measle because you are a tapeworm larva.

"Girl, you must be a bingo because you are a game of chance in which each player has one or more cards printed with differently numbered squares on which to place markers when the respective numbers are drawn and announced by a caller. The first player to mark a complete row of numbers is the winner."

http://i1.wp.com/www.geeksunleashed.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/Hans-Landa.jpg

Boy, you must be a Tuesday because you are the third day of the week.

i could get lost in this

Girl, you must be a masturbation because you are excitation of one's own or another's genital organs, usually to orgasm, by manual contact or means other than sexual intercourse.

^^^ 99.9% that one will get ANYONE laid

Girl, you must be a surfing because you are the sport of riding on the crest or along the tunnel of a wave, especially while standing or lying on a surfboard. Also called surfboarding.

'can i ride along the tunnel of your wave?'

Girl, you must be a fiasco because you are a complete failure.

HARSH.

Girl, you must be a sideboard because you are chiefly British Sideburns.

Girl, you must be a triangle because you are any of various flat, three-sided drawing and drafting guides, used especially to draw straight lines at specific angles.

Boy, you must be an impersonator because you are one who fraudulently impersonates another person.

Girl, you must be a farmer because you are a simple, unsophisticated person; a bumpkin.

Boy, you must be a conquest because you are one that has been captivated or overcome: The pianist made a conquest of every audience on the tour.

Leave the pianist out of this!

Girl, you must be a paucity because you are smallness of number; fewness.

Girl, you must be an impasse because you are a road or passage having no exit; a cul-de-sac.

Some of these sound more like break-up lines to me...

Girl, you must be a gayety because you are variant of gaiety.

Boy, you must be a cataract because you are a large or high waterfall.

Boy, you must be a victim because you are a living creature slain and offered as a sacrifice during a religious rite.

Girl, you must be a merger because you are the act or an instance of merging; union.

Girl, you must be a hyperbole because you are a figure of speech in which exaggeration is used for emphasis or effect, as in I could sleep for a year or This book weighs a ton.

I want to write a comedy sketch around this concept

Girl, you must be a mister because you are necessity; the necessary time.

That's not how I expected "girl, you must be a mister" to continue..?

Boy, you must be a wildflower because you are a flowering plant that grows in a natural, uncultivated state.

rowr

Girl, you must be a simplification because you are a valid simple argument

Girl, you must be a spreadsheet because you are a piece of paper with rows and columns for recording financial data for use in comparative analysis.

That one is pretty sexy

Girl, you must be an uranium because you are a heavy silvery-white metallic element, radioactive and toxic, easily oxidized, and having 14 known isotopes of which U 238 is the most abundant in nature. The element occurs in several minerals, including uraninite and carnotite, from which it is extracted and processed for use in research, nuclear fuels, and nuclear weapons. Atomic number 92; atomic weight 238.03; melting point 1,132°C; boiling point 3,818°C; specific gravity 18.95; valence 2, 3, 4, 5, 6. See Table at element.

Girl, you must be a landscaping because you are present participle of landscape.

Girl, you must be a Frenchman because you are a man who is a native or inhabitant of France.

http://www.shutterbug.com/images/imagecache/960-wide/photopost/data/500/4391brooke_french_man_revised.jpg

Girl, you must be a sandbox because you are a low box filled with sand for children to play in.

Boy, you must be a blocker because you are agent noun of block; something that blocks something specific.

Girl, you must be a tractor because you are something that pulls or draws.

Boy, you must be a diarrhea because you are excessive and frequent evacuation of watery feces, usually indicating gastrointestinal distress or disorder.

Girl, you must be a stepson because you are a spouse's son by a previous union.

Boy, you must be a pile because you are a voltaic pile.

Girl, you must be a behaviour because you are chiefly British Variant of behavior.

oh god

Boy, you must be a domino because you are a country expected to react politically to events as predicted by the domino theory: "The dominos did indeed fall in Indochina” ( Arthur M. Schlesinger, Jr.)

:D

Boy, you must be a tubing because you are a system of tubes.

Boy, you must be a kiosk because you are a small structure, often open on one or more sides, used as a newsstand or booth

so much lols

Boy, you must be a solution because you are the state of being dissolved.

Girl, you must be a nephew because you are the illegitimate son of an ecclesiastic who has taken a vow of celibacy.

Girl, you must be a sulphate because you are alternative spelling of sulfate.

Girl, you must be a mantelpiece because you are chiefly Eastern & Southern U.S. See mantel.

ok this works:

Girl, you must be a beauty because you are the quality that gives pleasure to the mind or senses and is associated with such properties as harmony of form or color, excellence of artistry, truthfulness, and originality.

I get about four words into every single one of these and the laughing fit won't stop.

Boy, you must be an orgasm because you are to experience an orgasm.

Boy, you must be a Kaiser because you are any of the emperors of the Holy Roman Empire (962-1806), of Austria (1806-1918), or of Germany (1871-1918).

Girl, you must be a contrivance because you are something contrived, as a mechanical device or a clever plan.

Girl, you must be a rapper because you are one that raps or strikes, especially a door knocker.

Girl, you must be a Clift because you are clift, Montgomery 1920-1966. American actor known for his performances in Red River (1948), From Here to Eternity (1953), and Judgment at Nuremberg (1961).

^^^ nailed it

This one is coming on a bit strong:

Boy, you must be a housing because you are a hole, groove, or slot in a piece of wood into which another piece is inserted.

Boy, you must be a volleyball because you are the inflated, spherical ball used in this game.

Girl, you must be a Cordoba because you are alternative form of Córdoba.

Boy, you must be a fanfare because you are a spectacular public display.

Daaaaaaamn

Boy, you must be a heartache because you are emotional anguish; sorrow. See Synonyms at regret.

Girl, you must be a breeder because you are an animal kept to produce offspring.

:O

Girl, you must be a stalker because you are any of various devices for removing the stalk from plants during harvesting.

xpost maybe it'd work in utah

Girl, you must be a Chico because you are a city of northern California northwest of Sacramento. It is a processing and packing center in an almond-growing region. Population: 73,300.

Boy, you must be a drawer because you are underpants.

Girl, you must be a groundwork because you are a foundation; a basis. See Synonyms at base1.

Boy, you must be a stallion because you are an adult male horse that has not been castrated, especially one kept for breeding.

[lacks nuance]

Boy, you must be a locust because you are the wood of one of these trees.

Girl, you must be a skylight because you are light from the sky.

http://www.jiveturkeyjives.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/smoove-b.jpg

Girl, you must be a chimpanzee because you are a gregarious anthropoid ape (Pan troglodytes) of tropical Africa, having long dark hair and somewhat arboreal habits and exhibiting humanlike behavior and a high degree of intelligence

Boy, you must be a ramp because you are a mobile staircase by which passengers board and leave an aircraft.

Girl, you must be a pharmacy because you are a place where drugs are sold; a drugstore. Also called apothecary.

Girl, you must be a grump because you are to mutter complaints.

Boy, you must be a folk because you are the common people of a society or region considered as the representatives of a traditional way of life and especially as the originators or carriers of the customs, beliefs, and arts that make up a distinctive culture: a leader who came from the folk.

Girl, you must be a hostage because you are one that is manipulated by the demands of another: "National policies cannot be made hostage to another country” ( Alan D. Romberg).

(I keep thinking "I shall post this last one then get on, oh I might click one last time.." and so on)

Boy, you must be a reader because you are one who publicly recites literary works.

Like Morrissey, ..

Girl, you must be a purity because you are a quantitative assessment of homogeneity or uniformity.

Girl, you must be a nanny because you are a children's nurse.

Boy, you must be a pullback because you are the act or process of pulling back, especially an orderly troop withdrawal.

Girl, you must be a Starr because you are starr, Ringo Originally Richard Starkey. Born 1940. British musician who was the colorful drummer of the Beatles (1962-1970).

Boy, you must be a corpse because you are a dead body, especially the dead body of a human.

hahahaha

Girl, you must be a somebody because you are an unspecified or unknown person; someone. See Usage Note at he1.

Girl, you must be a bridesmaid because you are a woman who attends the bride at a wedding.

Boy, you must be an anarchism because you are the theory or doctrine that all forms of government are oppressive and undesirable and should be abolished.

Hmm...

Girl, you must be a nipple because you are the rubber cap on a bottle from which a baby nurses.

Girl, you must be a forging because you are a component that is forged (shaped by heating and hammering).

Boy, you must be an interval because you are one of a series of predetermined distances covered at regular time increments with intermittent periods of rest in an athletic workout.

phwoarrrr

Boy, you must be a snooze because you are a brief light sleep.

boy, you must be a bro because you are a male sibling

(locase b gives u awa)

Boy, you must be a mustang because you are a small, hardy wild horse of the North American plains, descended from Arabian horses brought to America by Spanish explorers.

Girl, you must be a miller because you are a milling machine.

ref: Prince

Girl, you must be a canteen because you are a soldier's mess kit.

Girl, you must be a Quaker because you are a member of the Society of Friends.

Girl, you must be a wreckage because you are something wrecked.

Girl, you must be a cookery because you are a place for cooking.

phwoar

I've found that this one provides the most return lols:

Boy, you must be a viking because you are asleep and dreaming that you are literally a viking

It's so great in so many ways that are hard to explain.

Boy, you must be an airspace because you are the space occupied by an aircraft.

Boy, you must be a roofing because you are a roof.

(I'm still back on Bigfoot and crut's "damn, girl" response)

Girl, you must be a demolition because you are the act or process of wrecking or destroying, especially destruction by explosives.

How to pick up Twilight fans:

Girl, you must be a nightfall because you are the approach of darkness

Boy, you must be a tackling because you are gear; tackle.

BURN

Girl, you must be a bedrock because you are the lowest point

"Girl, you must be a barbarity because you are a cruel or savage act."

^HOT

Girl, you must be an availability because you are the quality of being available

So fucking smooth

I like how it sometimes picks really uncommon usages.

Boy, you must be a survivor because you are one who knew a specific decedent

Girl, you must be a working because you are having a paying job; employed: working mothers.

Boy, you must be a clubbing because you are a condition in which the ends of the fingers and toes are enlarged and the nails are shiny and abnormally curved.

I mean, waht

I love the ones that really seem at first like they're going to go somewhere:

"Girl, you must be a lemonade..."

(interested) "Oh yeah? Why's that?"

"...because you are a drink made of lemon juice, water, and sugar."

Girl, you must be a vibration because you are the act of vibrating.

Girl, you must be an idiot because you are a person of profound mental retardation having a mental age below three years and generally being unable to learn connected speech or guard against common dangers. The term belongs to a classification system no longer in use and is now considered offensive.

Girl, you must be a trophy because you are a specimen or part, such as a lion's head, preserved as a token of a successful hunt.

Both of those killed me

Girl, you must be a trophy because you are a specimen or part, such as a lion's head, preserved as a token of a successful hunt.

― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, November 21, 2013 5:02 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I'm imagining his friends giving thumbs up and impressed in the background up until the lion's head part then they look at each other all confused and try sending "abort!" sign language to the dude from over the girl's shoulder.

Boy, you must be a rosemary because you are an aromatic evergreen Mediterranean shrub (Rosmarinus officinalis) having light blue or pink flowers and grayish-green leaves that are used in cooking and perfumery.

Boy, you must be a coyote because you are a firefighter who is sent to battle remote, usually very severe forest fires, often for days at a time.

loool

Boy, you must be a teapot because you are a covered pot with a spout in which tea is steeped and from which it is served.

Girl, you must be an iceberg because you are informal A cold, aloof person.

Girl, you must be a godsend because you are something wanted or needed that comes or happens unexpectedly.

awwwww

Boy, you must be an equaliser because you are alternative spelling of equalizer.

Girl, you must be a skull because you are a death's-head.

Boy, you must be a schoolboy because you are a boy attending school.

Girl, you must be a kitten because you are to bear kittens.

Boy, you must be a chard because you are swiss chard.

Girl, you must be an addiction because you are an instance of this: had an addiction for fast cars.

Boy, you must be a talent because you are natural endowment or ability of a superior quality.

I miss rotary dial phones. This thread exacerbates it.

Boy, you must be an explosion because you are linguistics See plosion.

Girl, you must be a skate because you are any of various rays of the genus Raja, having a flattened body and greatly expanded pectoral fins that extend around the head.

Rrrrroooow!

Girl, you must be a soybean because you are the seed of this plant.

Boy, you must be an inflow because you are the act or process of flowing in or into: an inflow of water; an inflow of information.

Girl, you must be a leprosy because you are a chronic, mildly contagious granulomatous disease of tropical and subtropical regions, caused by the bacillus Mycobacterium leprae, characterized by ulcers of the skin, bone, and viscera and leading to loss of sensation, paralysis, gangrene, and deformation. Also called Hansen's disease.

mmbop

Girl, you must be an injustice because you are violation of another's rights or of what is right; lack of justice.

Girl, you must be a settling because you are dregs; sediment.

Girl, you must be a bagel because you are a glazed, ring-shaped roll with a tough, chewy texture, made from plain yeast dough that is dropped briefly into nearly boiling water and then baked.

Girl, you must be a postman because you are see mailman

Girl, you must be a swine because you are a person regarded as brutish or contemptible.

ouch :(

Boy, you must be a by-election because you are a special election held between general elections to fill a vacancy, as for a parliamentary seat.

Yo, you can hold your special election between my general elections and fill my vacancy any time you like *rowr*

Girl, you must be a pinball because you are a game played on a device in which the player operates a plunger to shoot a ball down or along a slanted surface having obstacles and targets, often equipped with flippers to keep the ball in play.

Yo, you can operate a plunger to shoot your ball down or along my slanted surface etc

Girl, you must be an onion because you are the rounded edible bulb of this plant, composed of fleshy, tight, concentric leaf bases having a pungent odor and taste.

Girl, you must be an anatomy because you are a skeleton.

Girl, you must be a slaughterhouse because you are a scene of massacre or carnage.

Girl, you must be an excrement because you are waste material, especially fecal matter, that is expelled from the body after digestion.

Girl, you must be an activity because you are a specified pursuit in which a person partakes.

Please have sex with me.

Boy, you must be a tumor because you are an abnormal growth of tissue resulting from uncontrolled, progressive multiplication of cells and serving no physiological function; a neoplasm.

i've had harsher verdicts tbh

Boy, you must be an abys because you are third-person singular simple present indicative form of aby.

Boy, you must be an unicorn because you are astronomy The constellation Monoceros.

i don't get why this is funny

sorry.

Boy, you must be a bookshop because you are a bookstore.

#burn

Boy, you must be a double-dip because you are to defeat a team twice in the finals.

Boy, you must be an atonement because you are reconciliation or an instance of reconciliation between God and humans.

Girl, you must be an orchard because you are the trees cultivated in such an area.

I could hear Donovan singing most of these...

Girl, you must be a tweet because you are a weak chirping sound, as of a young or small bird.

Girl, you must be a sixty because you are a decade or the numbers from 60 to 69: They planned to retire in their sixties. The breeze kept the temperature in the sixties.

I think the two examples given afterwards would definitely swing it in any chat-up scenario.

Girl, you must be a volcano because you are a mountain formed by the materials ejected from a volcano.

wtf it's an endless loop definition.

that is what a girl is though

Boy, you must be a cracker because you are one that cracks, especially.

Boy, you must be a snapper because you are see schnapper.

I love this thread so much

Girl, you must be a boyhood because you are the state or period of being a boy.

Boy, you must be a girlhood because you are the childhood of a girl.

I still want to hear these to the Neil Diamond / Urge Overkill tune

Boy, you must be a momma because you are variant of mama.

Girl, you must be a river because you are a natural stream of water of fairly large size flowing in a definite course or channel or series of diverging and converging channels.

girl you must be an archipelago because you are not one island but a group or chain of several islands

lazy formatting, for shame

Girl, you must be a lagoon because you are a shallow body of liquid waste material, as one in a dump.

Girl, you must be a miller because you are a milling machine

Girl, you must be a gravy because you are the juices that drip from cooking meat.

Boy, you must be a cadmium because you are a soft, bluish-white metallic element occurring primarily in zinc, copper, and lead ores, that is easily cut with a knife and is used in low-friction, fatigue-resistant alloys, solders, dental amalgams, nickel-cadmium storage batteries, nuclear reactor shields, and in rustproof electroplating. Atomic number 48; atomic weight 112.41; melting point 320.9°C; boiling point 765°C; specific gravity 8.65; valence 2... hey, where are you going?

Girl, you must be a squid because you are any of various marine cephalopod mollusks of the genus Loligo and related genera, having a usually elongated body, ten arms surrounding the mouth, a vestigial internal shell, and a pair of triangular or rounded fins.

Boy, you must be a penetration because you are the power or ability to penetrate.

Girl, you must be a squall because you are a loud, harsh cry.

Girl, you must be a squid because you are any of various marine cephalopod mollusks of the genus Loligo and related genera, having a usually elongated body, ten arms surrounding the mouth, a vestigial internal shell, and a pair of triangular or rounded fins.

NB May be an actual pickup line in Japan.

Girl, you must be a beating because you are physics The periodic variation in amplitude of a wave produced by the superposition of two waves of different frequencies, resulting in segments of louder, and then quieter, sound.

Shoo be doo be dooo

Boy, you must be an acoustic because you are music An acoustic instrument.

(wasn't there an electric above someplace?)

Girl, you must be a prosecutor because you are see prosecuting attorney.

Girl, you must be a rich because you are abounding, especially in natural resources: rich land.

HUGE tracts of land, girl

Girl, you must be a mug because you are a large cup, typically cylindrical and with a handle and used without a saucer.

"large cup"

1 girl, 1 large cup

Girl, you must be a toilet because you are the cleansing of a body area as part of a surgical or medical procedure.

Girl, you must be a swastika because you are such a symbol with a clockwise bend to the arms, used as the emblem of the Nazi party and of the German state under Adolf Hitler, officially adopted in 1935.

Straighten out those arms!

http://i.ehow.com/images/a04/63/si/egyptian-belly-dancing-snake-arms-800x800.jpg

Girl, you must be a felony because you are law Any of several crimes in early English law that were punishable by forfeiture of land or goods and by possible loss of life or a bodily part.

Girl, you must be an accelerator because you are physics A particle accelerator.

Rama lama lama, fa fa fa

Boy, you must be a standpoint because you are a position from which things are considered or judged; a point of view.

Boy, we are all standpoints!

Boy, you must be an inanity because you are something empty of meaning or sense.

:(

is this thread meant to be funny?

Results may vary.

Boy, you must be a superman because you are an ideal superior man who, according to Nietzsche, forgoes transient pleasure, exercises creative power, lives at a level of experience beyond standards of good and evil, and is the goal of human evolution. Also called overman.

x-post

Xpost?

forgoes transient pleasure of stupid memes, that man does

Girl, you must be a chap because you are informal A man or boy; a fellow.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nf0oXY4nDxE

...and is the goal of human evolution.

Wow, that's a hell of a compliment.

oh u can't submit words? I had one that occurred to me.

Girl, you must be a predator because you are an organism that lives by preying on other organisms.

https://twitter.com/are_u_a_bot

Boy, you must be a nightingale because you are a European songbird (Luscinia megarhynchos) with reddish-brown plumage, noted for the melodious song of the male at night during the breeding season.

Boy, you must be an autopilot because you are automatic pilot.

Girl, you must be a jenny because you are the female of certain animals, especially the donkey and the wren.

Boy, you must be a meringue because you are a small pastry shell or cake made of stiffly beaten, baked egg whites and sugar, often containing fruit or nutmeats.

Boy, you must be a symmetry because you are beauty as a result of balance or harmonious arrangement.

Girl, you must be this thread because you are still not funny after all this time.

Girl, you must be a trolling because you are present participle of troll.

Here I go a-trolling

Girl, you must be an in-joke because your primary purpose is to consolidate in-group identification

Boy, you must be a perversity because you are an instance of being perverse.

Girl, you must be a comic because you are a comedian.

Girl, you must be an ILX thread post because you are a post on an ILX thread.

Girl, you must be a girl because you are a young or relatively young woman.

Girl, you must be the Ahnenerbe-SS because you abuse archaeology in the service of an ideology of race hate and bizarre crypto-religion of pan-germanic mysticism.

http://nonsense.x2d.org/

not really as good but w/e

Stew and rum shoots pineapples with a machinegun.

Wondrous awe lies ahead, what with the future yet to come.

I.. yeah.

Stupidity is a storyteller without equal.

Boy, you must be really something because you are a substance which exists independently of my perception.

Girl, you must be a Bigfoot because you are a very large, hairy, humanlike creature purported to inhabit the Pacific Northwest and Canada. Also called Sasquatch.

damn, girl

― Tip from Tae Kwon Do: (crüt), Wednesday, November 20, 2013 11:30 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

^^^ still made me burst into audible laughter

Girl, you must be a nozzle because you are a projecting part with an opening, as at the end of a hose, for regulating and directing a flow of fluid.

http://nonsense.x2d.org/

Sex is a storyteller without equal.

Sex is often one floor above you.

Boy, you must be an innard because you are entrail; gut; intestine.

Girl, you must be a prelate because you are a high-ranking member of the clergy, especially a bishop.

Girl, you must be a schooner because you are a fore-and-aft rigged sailing vessel having at least two masts, with a foremast that is usually smaller than the other masts.

Girl, you must be a robin because you are a small Old World bird (Erithacus rubecula) having an orange breast and a brown back. Also called robin redbreast

Girl, you must be a Girl, you must be joke because you follow the format Girl, you must be followed by a noun and an explanation of why you resemble that noun.

Girl, you must be an autobiography because you are the biography of a person written by that person.

girl are u the new health care bill? cuz ur skinny, ur mysterious, and ur gonna fuck me

— Megan Amram (@meganamram) July 27, 2017

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