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* provided that it's within reach of my web cam (which basically limits us to anything inside my room, the bathroom, or the hall), and it's not of my 'rude bits'.

― Andrew (enneff), Monday, 7 October 2002 08:55 (twenty-two years ago)

have you got a skateboard?

― g-kit (g-kit), Monday, 7 October 2002 09:01 (twenty-two years ago)

No, but I do have Rollerblades.

― Andrew (enneff), Monday, 7 October 2002 09:33 (twenty-two years ago)

um... i don't really want a picture of rollerblades. what have you got that will impress me?*

*same conditions apply

― g-kit (g-kit), Monday, 7 October 2002 09:36 (twenty-two years ago)

A really 80's looking guitar? A "Fats" Waller LP? I give up.

What a stupid thread this is.

― Andrew (enneff), Monday, 7 October 2002 09:46 (twenty-two years ago)

80's guitar, 80's guitar!!

i dunno, i thought this thread was a great idea.

― g-kit (g-kit), Monday, 7 October 2002 09:49 (twenty-two years ago)

I demand a picture of a plant.

― jel -- (jel), Monday, 7 October 2002 09:54 (twenty-two years ago)

http://nf.wh3rd.net/files/ilx/guitar.jpg

next!

― Andrew (enneff), Monday, 7 October 2002 09:54 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't have a real (vegetable) plant, so this'll have to do:

http://nf.wh3rd.net/files/ilx/plant.jpg

― Andrew (enneff), Monday, 7 October 2002 09:56 (twenty-two years ago)

hey, thanks! very nice. do you have any nice cardigans?

― g-kit (g-kit), Monday, 7 October 2002 10:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Cardigains? Nope.

― Andrew (enneff), Monday, 7 October 2002 10:04 (twenty-two years ago)

yr favourite shirt, or yr toilet, please

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Monday, 7 October 2002 10:15 (twenty-two years ago)

no cardigans! shame. what about... dinosaurs! i love dinos. any dinos?

― g-kit (g-kit), Monday, 7 October 2002 10:17 (twenty-two years ago)

shirt:

http://nf.wh3rd.net/files/ilx/shirt.jpg

Toilet coming up (it's in use at the moment).

― Andrew (enneff), Monday, 7 October 2002 10:17 (twenty-two years ago)

toilet:

http://nf.wh3rd.net/files/ilx/toilet.jpg

Looking for dinos now ...

― Andrew (enneff), Monday, 7 October 2002 10:22 (twenty-two years ago)

A sample of yr record collection?

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Monday, 7 October 2002 10:27 (twenty-two years ago)

yr fingertip? i recently lost mine in an unfortunate cleaver incident [ seriously ].

― ***1979***, Monday, 7 October 2002 10:29 (twenty-two years ago)

A cheese slice.

― Graham (graham), Monday, 7 October 2002 10:30 (twenty-two years ago)

I like yr shirt.

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Monday, 7 October 2002 10:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Here are the records:

http://nf.wh3rd.net/files/ilx/records.jpg

Those two bottom shelves are full of 'em, classical on the left, contemporary on the right, and recently-listened-to are sitting at the front in a pile behind Fats Waller. You can also see some of my CD's at the top.

― Andrew (enneff), Monday, 7 October 2002 10:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Fingertip: (wearing a black sash in memory of your lost fingertip)

http://nf.wh3rd.net/files/ilx/finger.jpg

― Andrew (enneff), Monday, 7 October 2002 10:48 (twenty-two years ago)

aw thank you :)

― ***1979*** (***1979***), Monday, 7 October 2002 10:54 (twenty-two years ago)

Not only a slice of cheese, but a toasted cheese sandwich that I made with the same cheese:

http://nf.wh3rd.net/files/ilx/cheese.jpg

― Andrew (enneff), Monday, 7 October 2002 10:59 (twenty-two years ago)

I like that shirt too, Andrew. It's a really good looking and comfortable cut.

― Andrew (enneff), Monday, 7 October 2002 11:01 (twenty-two years ago)

the view from your window, the view from your window!

― Mckenzie (Mckenzie), Monday, 7 October 2002 11:04 (twenty-two years ago)

don't change the subject. make with the dinos.

― g-kit (g-kit), Monday, 7 October 2002 11:07 (twenty-two years ago)

It's night time, all you can see from my window is the kitchen downstairs:

http://nf.wh3rd.net/files/ilx/view.jpg

― Andrew (enneff), Monday, 7 October 2002 11:07 (twenty-two years ago)

I can't find any dinosaurs or pictures of dinosaurs, I'm sorry. :(

― Andrew (enneff), Monday, 7 October 2002 11:09 (twenty-two years ago)

Show me under your bed. Please.

― Mckenzie (Mckenzie), Monday, 7 October 2002 11:15 (twenty-two years ago)

http://nf.wh3rd.net/files/ilx/underbed.jpg

There's not much to see, unfortunately...

― Andrew (enneff), Monday, 7 October 2002 11:19 (twenty-two years ago)

haha i like the view outside...

― ***1979*** (***1979***), Monday, 7 October 2002 11:28 (twenty-two years ago)

yr favourite shoes? I like this thread a lot.

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Monday, 7 October 2002 11:29 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't have favourite shoes, but here are my most useful shoes:

http://nf.wh3rd.net/files/ilx/rollerblades.jpg

― Andrew (enneff), Monday, 7 October 2002 11:33 (twenty-two years ago)

under bed = where the dinosaurs are

― mark s (mark s), Monday, 7 October 2002 11:33 (twenty-two years ago)

Well fuck that. I'm not going to venture under there. It's all dark and thin and scary.

― Andrew (enneff), Monday, 7 October 2002 11:34 (twenty-two years ago)

You were just waiting for a chance to show them off, weren't you! Ok one of you dancing around a bit, if possible.

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Monday, 7 October 2002 11:35 (twenty-two years ago)

Hey, if you had a pair of original Rollerblade Tarmack CE's with dual grindplates you'd want to show them off too. ;)

I'll only dance if you tell me what dance to do.

― Andrew (enneff), Monday, 7 October 2002 11:37 (twenty-two years ago)

damn rollerblades.

what really thin dinos can fit under beds?

― g-kit (g-kit), Monday, 7 October 2002 11:39 (twenty-two years ago)

I think the 'under the bed' space is actually a space-time abnormality that allows incredibly huge objects to fit inside seemingly small spaces. Witness: Felix The Cat's Magic Bag and, more famously, Dr. Who's Tardis.

― Andrew (enneff), Monday, 7 October 2002 11:41 (twenty-two years ago)

The lawnmower. Pretend yr pushing an invisible lawnmower, pref to some decent hardcore. Do you have any Bad Brains?

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Monday, 7 October 2002 11:41 (twenty-two years ago)

so really, you have plenty of dinosaurs nder yr bed, but you're just too scared to let them out. right?

― g-kit (g-kit), Monday, 7 October 2002 11:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Here's me doing the Lawnmower to "...And You Will Know Us By..."'s great track "Another Morning Stoner": (Thanks Marco!)

http://nf.wh3rd.net/files/ilx/lawnmower.jpg

And yeah, I don't want to let the dinos out because it always takes me at least a couple of hours to herd them back under there (they find it scary, too), and I've got to go to bed earlish for a test tomorrow.

― Andrew (enneff), Monday, 7 October 2002 11:48 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh, and the reason I'm wearing headphones there is because everyone's asleep. ;)

― Andrew (enneff), Monday, 7 October 2002 11:48 (twenty-two years ago)

lawnmower, you say... hmmmmm.... are you sure you've not just caught an invisible stegasaurus by the horns?

― g-kit (g-kit), Monday, 7 October 2002 11:53 (twenty-two years ago)

haha get down !

― ***1979*** (***1979***), Monday, 7 October 2002 11:55 (twenty-two years ago)

My god I look like a dork there.

― Andrew (enneff), Monday, 7 October 2002 11:58 (twenty-two years ago)

But then again, I guess anyone doing the lawnmower is going to look like a dork.

― Andrew (enneff), Monday, 7 October 2002 11:59 (twenty-two years ago)

no you dont.
seriously. :)

― ***1979*** (***1979***), Monday, 7 October 2002 12:01 (twenty-two years ago)

YEAH! Rock on! You look fucking great! You have the Lawnmower DOWN, dude.

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Monday, 7 October 2002 12:02 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah you look fantastic!!! Can you take a picture of a cat?

― Elisabeth (Elisabeth), Monday, 7 October 2002 12:04 (twenty-two years ago)

Or a picture of yr bottom, but wearing trousers you know? Does that count as rude bits?

― Elisabeth (Elisabeth), Monday, 7 October 2002 12:06 (twenty-two years ago)

My cat died. (years ago, I'm over it, but I loved him so.)

What about a big brown labrador?

― Andrew (enneff), Monday, 7 October 2002 12:06 (twenty-two years ago)

sounds good!

― Elisabeth (Elisabeth), Monday, 7 October 2002 12:07 (twenty-two years ago)

nono another pic of you dancing :) woo
and the labrador

― ***1979*** (***1979***), Monday, 7 October 2002 12:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Arse:

http://nf.wh3rd.net/files/ilx/arse.jpg

― Andrew (enneff), Monday, 7 October 2002 12:08 (twenty-two years ago)

if you have to get up early, how come you're taking staying up taking pictures of dinosaurs for feline-named strangers on the internet?

more dancing! do the dinosaur! dance the raptor! etc.

― g-kit (g-kit), Monday, 7 October 2002 12:09 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah! now um do the Bug! Pretend there's a bug on you and whack at it! Um, rhythmically. If you can!

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Monday, 7 October 2002 12:10 (twenty-two years ago)

George, the labrador, is really sleepy and it would be mean to force him to get up and climb two flights of stairs. No dog, then.

You'll have to give me dance instructions if you want me to dance. I'm not drunk enough to do it of my own volition.

― Andrew (enneff), Monday, 7 October 2002 12:11 (twenty-two years ago)

do the picking up change! pretend yr picking up change!

― Elisabeth (Elisabeth), Monday, 7 October 2002 12:11 (twenty-two years ago)

Elisabeth, you are a horrible pervy internet mentalist. I like it.

― Andrew (enneff), Monday, 7 October 2002 12:12 (twenty-two years ago)

i think the Bug would go down well right about now...

― ***1979*** (***1979***), Monday, 7 October 2002 12:14 (twenty-two years ago)

The bug:

http://nf.wh3rd.net/files/ilx/bug.jpg

Have I no shame?!

― Andrew (enneff), Monday, 7 October 2002 12:14 (twenty-two years ago)

YEAH! This thread rules!

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Monday, 7 October 2002 12:15 (twenty-two years ago)

(the blurred hand is where I was slapping my thigh at the imaginary bug. it felt as ridiculous as I look)

(it was an earwig. I hate earwigs.)

And yes, the purpose of this thread is to procrastinate my studying before this test tomorrow, (it's worked!) but I'll be going to bed in about 20 minutes or something.

― Andrew (enneff), Monday, 7 October 2002 12:16 (twenty-two years ago)

no dont got to bed, theres too much fun [ at yr expense ] to be had :)

― ***1979*** (***1979***), Monday, 7 October 2002 12:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Can you do the picking up change before you go?

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Monday, 7 October 2002 12:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Thank you Andrew! You're a great dancer! Thanks also for the bottom pic.

― Elisabeth (Elisabeth), Monday, 7 October 2002 12:19 (twenty-two years ago)

noooo! you can't go to bed.... there're like a dozen raptors waiting to hack you up, so stay and DANCE! wooo!

MASHED POTATO! I'll be your best friend for ever if you do it.

― g-kit (g-kit), Monday, 7 October 2002 12:19 (twenty-two years ago)

yeah come on just one more?

― Elisabeth (Elisabeth), Monday, 7 October 2002 12:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh god, I knew this whole thing was just going to fly back in my face. Now I'm embarassed.

― Andrew (enneff), Monday, 7 October 2002 12:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh! This is fantastically entertaining! THIS is why I bother coming into work day after day. A million cheers for Andrew & his webcam of joy!

― Miss Laura, Monday, 7 October 2002 12:21 (twenty-two years ago)

You're mental.

But yes! Mashed potato!

― Sarah (starry), Monday, 7 October 2002 12:22 (twenty-two years ago)

The mashed potato?

I feel like I should do the whole Ray Charles Blues Brothers sequence for you.

― Andrew (enneff), Monday, 7 October 2002 12:23 (twenty-two years ago)

but you look so happy in the Bug pic! Don't be embarrassed.

― Elisabeth (Elisabeth), Monday, 7 October 2002 12:23 (twenty-two years ago)

In fact, if I had the Blues Brothers on DVD I could do them all for you. (hint hint ;)

― Andrew (enneff), Monday, 7 October 2002 12:25 (twenty-two years ago)

what is the mashed potato??

― ***1979*** (***1979***), Monday, 7 October 2002 12:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Or you could do THE TWIST.

― Sarah (starry), Monday, 7 October 2002 12:27 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't see the picking up change, Andrew... one of you wearing sunglasses and looking "cool" would do if you can't dance no more I guess. Pretend to be mashing potatos, 1979, I guess.

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Monday, 7 October 2002 12:28 (twenty-two years ago)

I think it's when you hold one clenched fist on top of the other in front of you, and swap them around ryhtmically or something.

― Andrew (enneff), Monday, 7 October 2002 12:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Yes a sunglasses pic would be just as good. too bad you can't get the dog and put sunglasses on him and take yr picture together that'd be even better.

― Elisabeth (Elisabeth), Monday, 7 October 2002 12:29 (twenty-two years ago)

Here's me looking like someone trying to look cool: (I even put on my ridiculous puffy jacket)

http://nf.wh3rd.net/files/ilx/cool.jpg

― Andrew (enneff), Monday, 7 October 2002 12:31 (twenty-two years ago)

haha i want to see it now in action, the mashed tattie that is..

― ***1979*** (***1979***), Monday, 7 October 2002 12:31 (twenty-two years ago)

HAAHAHAAH! Oh you SUAVE mofo. Could we also have a picture of you in bed, all tuckered out from dancing? This thread has been so fun.

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Monday, 7 October 2002 12:33 (twenty-two years ago)

i was gonna say a dinosaur wearing sunglasses, but i guess they'd just slip off cos they don't got no ears.

now let's mash us some spuds.

― g-kit (g-kit), Monday, 7 October 2002 12:33 (twenty-two years ago)

MASHED POTATO, beeyaatch!

― Sarah (starry), Monday, 7 October 2002 12:34 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh you look so very cool! And yeah I also request a night-time sleepy Andrew pic.

― Elisabeth (Elisabeth), Monday, 7 October 2002 12:37 (twenty-two years ago)

http://nf.wh3rd.net/files/ilx/sleepy.jpg

Aww...

― Andrew (enneff), Monday, 7 October 2002 12:37 (twenty-two years ago)

AWWWW!

― Elisabeth (Elisabeth), Monday, 7 October 2002 12:38 (twenty-two years ago)

AWWWWWWWWWW!

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Monday, 7 October 2002 12:38 (twenty-two years ago)

Last orders, anyone? (no dancing, I'm tired)

― Andrew (enneff), Monday, 7 October 2002 12:38 (twenty-two years ago)

awwwww!

― g-kit (g-kit), Monday, 7 October 2002 12:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Do a silly face! To us!

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Monday, 7 October 2002 12:40 (twenty-two years ago)

hmmm...a message on some paper saying ' i luv 1979, shes bloody fantastic!' ... ???

― ***1979*** (***1979***), Monday, 7 October 2002 12:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Dude are you in Australia?

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Monday, 7 October 2002 12:43 (twenty-two years ago)

yep, why?

― ***1979*** (***1979***), Monday, 7 October 2002 12:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Silly face:

http://nf.wh3rd.net/files/ilx/silly.jpg

Message to 1979:

http://nf.wh3rd.net/files/ilx/1979.jpg

― Andrew (enneff), Monday, 7 October 2002 12:45 (twenty-two years ago)

I am in Australia, yes.

― Andrew (enneff), Monday, 7 October 2002 12:46 (twenty-two years ago)

haha excellent!

― ***1979*** (***1979***), Monday, 7 October 2002 12:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Melbourne?

― Elisabeth (Elisabeth), Monday, 7 October 2002 12:49 (twenty-two years ago)

where in australia are you? im in sydney...

― ***1979*** (***1979***), Monday, 7 October 2002 12:50 (twenty-two years ago)

look out!

http://www.kittenrecords.co.uk/sleepy2.jpg

― g-kit (g-kit), Monday, 7 October 2002 12:51 (twenty-two years ago)

bahahahahahah.

Yeah, I'm in Melbourne.

― Andrew (enneff), Monday, 7 October 2002 12:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Well, that's all folks.

I hope I've filled some sort of inner need in you all.

Now I must sleep before my big test. Yikes.

― Andrew (enneff), Monday, 7 October 2002 12:58 (twenty-two years ago)

goodnight and thanks for the entertainment :)

― ***1979*** (***1979***), Monday, 7 October 2002 13:02 (twenty-two years ago)

could i see a larger view of that rug, it seems pleasent.

― anthony easton (anthony), Monday, 7 October 2002 13:06 (twenty-two years ago)

g'night, thanks! mind those dinos.

― g-kit (g-kit), Monday, 7 October 2002 13:09 (twenty-two years ago)

Night! This was about the funniest thread ever.

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Monday, 7 October 2002 13:09 (twenty-two years ago)

What silly joy. :-) And I've seen this room of Andrew's as well IN REAL LIFE!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 7 October 2002 15:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Did it have a neon raptor in it when you were there, Ned?

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 7 October 2002 17:47 (twenty-two years ago)

It was hiding.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 7 October 2002 19:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh this is the most fun ever, i'm trying to suppress giggles & pretend to be worx0ring in the school computah labs here!

Can we see a pic of yr BELLY BUTTON please oh please mr Andrew?

― petra jane (petra jane), Monday, 7 October 2002 22:24 (twenty-two years ago)

To think all this is happening within metres of my house..

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Monday, 7 October 2002 22:57 (twenty-two years ago)

You should go over there and enact playlets.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 8 October 2002 00:34 (twenty-two years ago)

oh this thread is great fun. Andrew you seem like such a nice chap! I like the shirt picture. Are you wearing those Levis "engineered" jeans? I like those jeans.

― rainy (rainy), Tuesday, 8 October 2002 00:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Yep. They're awesome jeans.

― Andrew-, Tuesday, 8 October 2002 05:00 (twenty-two years ago)

this is the BEST thread.

― Livvie, Tuesday, 8 October 2002 07:50 (twenty-two years ago)

can u do the ketchup dance?

― vic (vicc13), Tuesday, 8 October 2002 10:50 (twenty-two years ago)

the rug, it looked like a killim ?

― anthony easton (anthony), Tuesday, 8 October 2002 10:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Here's the rug, for you rugophiless:

http://nf.wh3rd.net/files/ilx/rug.jpg

― Andrew (enneff), Tuesday, 8 October 2002 11:45 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't know what the hell it is. It's just nice.

― Andrew (enneff), Tuesday, 8 October 2002 11:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Hey, yr not starting this up again are you?

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Tuesday, 8 October 2002 12:03 (twenty-two years ago)

if you are we should get more dancing!

― Elisabeth (Elisabeth), Tuesday, 8 October 2002 12:07 (twenty-two years ago)

No. I did abysmally on my test today. I shall not revive this thread.

― Andrew (enneff), Tuesday, 8 October 2002 12:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh no! I'm sorry for you, Andrew. I hope the situation is retrievable.

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Tuesday, 8 October 2002 12:21 (twenty-two years ago)

See, now don't you all feel bad. You must go over to Melbourne and buy Andrew drinks.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 8 October 2002 20:24 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah buy Andrew drinks

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Wednesday, 9 October 2002 09:15 (twenty-two years ago)

i would, this thread was of amazingly high quality. and stop dissing my raptor, for being luminous, he's cute.
sorry to hear about your test though.

― g-kit (g-kit), Wednesday, 9 October 2002 10:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Do you hear that Melbourne ilxers? It's beer time for me.

― Andrew (enneff), Wednesday, 9 October 2002 12:48 (twenty-two years ago)

And me if I get there! My name's Andrew! You going to Sleater-Kinney Andrew?

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Wednesday, 9 October 2002 12:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Whatchu talkin' 'bout, willis?!

― Andrew (enneff), Wednesday, 9 October 2002 12:57 (twenty-two years ago)

I still want the Mashed Potato.

― Sarah (starry), Wednesday, 9 October 2002 13:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Me and Elisabeth want to come to Melbourne to see S-K, but I don't know if it'll happen. Willis. Yeah, do the mashed potato!

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Wednesday, 9 October 2002 13:03 (twenty-two years ago)

sleater-kinney are great. and ya, i still want the mashed potato. or..... THE MONKEY! even i can do the monkey.

― g-kit (g-kit), Wednesday, 9 October 2002 14:24 (twenty-two years ago)

two weeks pass...

andrew you dobbed yrself in by linking to this thread. you must now do the mashed potato.

― minna (minna), Sunday, 27 October 2002 06:51 (twenty-two years ago)

haha did we ever see the mashed potato?

i think NOT!

― ***1979*** (***1979***), Sunday, 27 October 2002 07:00 (twenty-two years ago)

yeah! i ain't letting up either. do it. i'll trade you a picture of my smashed in face. how's that for an offer?

― g-kit (g-kit), Monday, 28 October 2002 13:12 (twenty-two years ago)

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