Silicon Valley Techno-Utopianism

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Thread for general discussion of, and feeble resistance to, our new overpaid 20-something savant overlords, starting with this lovely article:

http://thebaffler.com/blog/2014/05/mouthbreathing_machiavellis

Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Thursday, 22 May 2014 05:27 (ten years ago)

is the baffler as smug and unreadable as it was in the late 90s/early 00s? to be frank all i ever got from them (or thomas frank solo) was a withering contempt for most of america, rather than any mournful concern.

display name changed. (amateurist), Thursday, 22 May 2014 05:41 (ten years ago)

haha to be frank see what I (unintentionally) did there?

display name changed. (amateurist), Thursday, 22 May 2014 05:41 (ten years ago)

nerds with power

shudder

j., Thursday, 22 May 2014 05:42 (ten years ago)

This is the first Baffler thing I've bothered with in a while. I thought it had its moments back in its earlier incarnation -- there was an essay on cities and the "creative class" that I still refer to mentally sometimes. I think the internet has kind of made the sort of bullshit-skewering it specialized in more widespread and diffuse.

Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Thursday, 22 May 2014 05:46 (ten years ago)

oh yeah, they had some good articles from time to time. there was one incredibly condescending and snide and yet fascinating one about gay pornography. unfortinately they also published ray carney's screed against tarantino and a lot of other worthless crap. and i always felt tom frank needed to have a few beer bottles smashed over his head.

display name changed. (amateurist), Thursday, 22 May 2014 05:48 (ten years ago)

Frank seems kind of worse to me now in his Harper's editorials. I always hated Lapham's and it feels like Frank is really trying his best to assume the mantle.

Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Thursday, 22 May 2014 05:53 (ten years ago)

Anyway

In a widely covered secessionist speech at a Silicon Valley “startup school” last year, there was more than a hint of Moldbug (see video below). The speech, by former Stanford professor and Andreessen Horowitz partner Balaji Srinivasan, never mentioned Moldbug or the Dark Enlightenment, but it was suffused with neoreactionary rhetoric and ideas. Srinivasan used the phrase “the paper belt” to describe his enemies, namely the government, the publishing industries, and universities. The formulation mirrored Moldbug’s “Cathedral.” Srinivasan’s central theme was the notion of “exit”—as in, exit from democratic society, and entry into any number of corporate mini-states whose arrival will leave the world looking like a patchwork map of feudal Europe.

Forget universal rights; this is the true “opt-in society.”

An excerpt:

We want to show what a society run by Silicon Valley would look like. That’s where “exit” comes in . . . . It basically means: build an opt-in society, ultimately outside the US, run by technology. And this is actually where the Valley is going. This is where we’re going over the next ten years . . . [Google co-founder] Larry Page, for example, wants to set aside a part of the world for unregulated experimentation. That’s carefully phrased. He’s not saying, “take away the laws in the U.S.” If you like your country, you can keep it. Same with Marc Andreessen: “The world is going to see an explosion of countries in the years ahead—doubled, tripled, quadrupled countries.”

Srinivasan ticked through the signposts of the neoreactionary fantasyland: Bitcoin as the future of finance, corporate city-states as the future of government, Detroit as a loaded symbol of government failure and 3D-printed firearms as an example of emerging technology that defies regulation.

The speech succeeded in promoting the anti-democratic authoritarianism at the core of neoreactionary thought, while glossing over the attendant bigotry. This has long been a goal of some in the movement. One such moderate—if the word can be used in this context—is Patri Friedman, grandson of the late libertarian demigod Milton Friedman. The younger Friedman expressed the need for “a more politically correct dark enlightenment” after a public falling out with Yarvin in 2009.

Friedman has lately been devoting his time (and leveraging his family name) to raise money for the SeaSteading Institute, which, as the name suggests, is a blue-sea libertarian dream to build floating fiefdoms free of outside regulation and law. Sound familiar?

The principal backer of the SeaSteading project, Peter Thiel, is also an investor in companies run by Balaji Srinivasan and Curtis Yarvin. Thiel is a co-founder of PayPal, an original investor in Facebook and hedge fund manager, as well as being the inspiration for a villainous investor on the satirical HBO series Silicon Valley. Thiel’s extreme libertarian advocacy is long and storied, beginning with his days founding the Collegiate Network-backed Stanford Review. Lately he’s been noticed writing big checks for Ted Cruz.

He’s invested in Yarvin’s current startup, Tlon. Thiel invested personally in Tlon co-founder John Burnham. In 2011, at age 18, Burnham accepted $100,000 from Thiel to skip college and go directly into business. Instead of mining asteroids as he originally intended, Burnham wound up working on obscure networking software with Yarvin, whose title at Tlon is, appropriately enough, “benevolent dictator for life.”

Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Thursday, 22 May 2014 05:57 (ten years ago)

I love this stuff, these guys are like comic book supervillains.

Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Thursday, 22 May 2014 05:58 (ten years ago)

yeah i dunno, this seems discountable. it's not going to get much traction.

display name changed. (amateurist), Thursday, 22 May 2014 06:33 (ten years ago)

i still think we shd take these guys out before they acquire sentience

coign of wantage (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 22 May 2014 06:35 (ten years ago)

another school of thought says that they just need to experience a moment of humanity to temper their wild anti-humanist delusions

we could administer this cure from a safe distance thanks to their work

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PspagsTFvlg

j., Thursday, 22 May 2014 06:41 (ten years ago)

Been dismayed with The Baffler since it's new revival. Seems about as shrill as Adbusters these days.

Elvis Telecom, Thursday, 22 May 2014 06:44 (ten years ago)

OTOH, there's these guys to make fun of: http://nymag.com/news/features/laundry-apps-2014-5/#

Elvis Telecom, Thursday, 22 May 2014 06:46 (ten years ago)

i still think we shd take these guys out before they acquire sentience

― coign of wantage (Noodle Vague), Thursday, May 22, 2014 6:35 AM (8 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

100%

purposely lend impetus to my HOOS (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, 22 May 2014 15:10 (ten years ago)

yeah i dunno, this seems discountable. it's not going to get much traction.

― display name changed. (amateurist), Thursday, May 22, 2014 6:33 AM (8 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i'd be more willing to discount it if these weren't people with money, political fever dreams, and the ability to build & destory things

purposely lend impetus to my HOOS (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, 22 May 2014 15:11 (ten years ago)

Yeah I'm not exactly alarmed yet but I am a little o_O

Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Thursday, 22 May 2014 15:12 (ten years ago)

these people aren't good at building things that people actually need to survive so I dunno - the rhetoric is horrible and these people are frightening, at the same time they're woefully inept

Οὖτις, Thursday, 22 May 2014 15:14 (ten years ago)

fantastic article, thank you for sharing

famous instagram God (waterface), Thursday, 22 May 2014 15:15 (ten years ago)

A seafaring community of 10 plutocrats is probably going to do just fine. They can just take a private jet back to the US any time they need fresh virgins to feed on. They don't want the rest of us anyway.

popchips: the next snapple? (seandalai), Thursday, 22 May 2014 15:18 (ten years ago)

Shouldn't that be Tlön, and holy shit we do not need techno-libertarians referencing Borges

a strange man (mh), Thursday, 22 May 2014 15:20 (ten years ago)

I thought the setting up a new country idea sounded really good, hopefully it would end like jonestown

badg, Thursday, 22 May 2014 15:21 (ten years ago)

I am all in favor of techno-libertarian island

a strange man (mh), Thursday, 22 May 2014 15:22 (ten years ago)

me too. preferably one that will be underwater in a few decades.

Οὖτις, Thursday, 22 May 2014 15:25 (ten years ago)

tru

purposely lend impetus to my HOOS (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, 22 May 2014 15:25 (ten years ago)

im less worried about these creeps building their own bioshock dystopias than i am about them using their tremendous money and influence to undermine regulation and other democratic things (tm) at home

socki (s1ocki), Thursday, 22 May 2014 15:28 (ten years ago)

yeah that is a more serious danger

Οὖτις, Thursday, 22 May 2014 15:28 (ten years ago)

I wonder if we can convince them to relocate to Canada

a strange man (mh), Thursday, 22 May 2014 15:28 (ten years ago)

I think their politics might go over well in, like, Edmonton

a strange man (mh), Thursday, 22 May 2014 15:29 (ten years ago)

It should be fun to watch what happens when the VC money starts to dry up.

Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Thursday, 22 May 2014 15:43 (ten years ago)

they all scramble for the surviving corporate monoliths

Οὖτις, Thursday, 22 May 2014 15:44 (ten years ago)

This Baffler article mentions Nick Land. That's kind of depressing, is he fully in that camp? I've only read some of his stuff but have liked work from his contemporaries.

a strange man (mh), Thursday, 22 May 2014 15:46 (ten years ago)

isn't his own camp bad enough???

j., Thursday, 22 May 2014 15:54 (ten years ago)

maybe! I'm out of the loop

a strange man (mh), Thursday, 22 May 2014 15:56 (ten years ago)

yes, nick land is fully in

goole, Thursday, 22 May 2014 16:19 (ten years ago)

this is all a lil weird to me cos reading these dudes has been a minor internet fascination of mine for a long time

if anything, land's story is evidence against the thesis that an encounter with adulthood will chill these guys out: he was a philosophy professor in the 80s (?) and 90s, left for china at some point to be a journalist, was a pro-war neocon type in the early 00s and at some point during/after the 08 crash flipped to austrian economics, "race realism" (if you don't mind me using their euphemisms for a sec) and all the rest.

i feel super weird that even know this shit tbh

goole, Thursday, 22 May 2014 16:22 (ten years ago)

the connection with silicon valley utopian-supremacy is only one leg of the thing, there are linkages to a lot of weird old righty type scenes that have been left behind by contemporary conservatism, which have been kept alive in its most public face by association with ron paul. but also the remnants of european throne-and-altar type stuff

goole, Thursday, 22 May 2014 16:25 (ten years ago)

this isn't what I think of when I think of 'techno-utopianism' these dudes are just idiots

dude (Lamp), Thursday, 22 May 2014 16:26 (ten years ago)

really the most salient through-line is hostility to democracy.

xp yeah this thread title is a little narrow & off from the corey pein article

goole, Thursday, 22 May 2014 16:28 (ten years ago)

feel like the broader 'apps with solve it'/obsessed with meritocracy and measurement/transnational professionalism stuff that permeates the valley and its politics is way more pernicious and worth countering than these dudes who cant help but marginalize themselves by being themselves

dude (Lamp), Thursday, 22 May 2014 16:28 (ten years ago)

I feel like these guys make better bad guys than the republican party, at least their politics are internally consistent

iatee, Thursday, 22 May 2014 16:30 (ten years ago)

idk i think their predilection for lingo and willingness to set up their own discursive zones is an important idea generator.

there's huge overlap with the PUA/men's rights scene, and *their* language and pop-psych antifeminism is reeeally short work way from being conservative canon

goole, Thursday, 22 May 2014 16:32 (ten years ago)

Definitely seems like there is at the root of a lot of it a bitterness stemming from a dissonance between the "meritocracy" these people have been sold on (in which their particular skillset is supposed to make them the fittest dudes) and the reality they grew up in, and the *other* reality they grew up in (having to attend high school and go on the dating scene and such) in which their supposed superior qualities didn't seem to help so much. I know this might sound like just a rehash of the "butthurt nerd" canard, but I think there's something about the combination of ego inflation AND deflation that they experience -- one world telling them they are geniuses and another telling them they are losers at the same time, that makes them want to remake the entire world in the image of the former.

Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Thursday, 22 May 2014 16:49 (ten years ago)

Like you don't get this kind of worldview coming out of getting sand kicked in your face alone, it's more the rage that results from feeling entitled to alpha status and then getting sand kicked in your face.

Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Thursday, 22 May 2014 16:51 (ten years ago)

yup

Οὖτις, Thursday, 22 May 2014 16:54 (ten years ago)

And to cross reference that with the "men's rights" stuff, it's not unlike "I'm a *nice* and *intelligent* guy and yet hot babes are not throwing themselves at my feet like they are supposed to. Therefore women are defective and dangerous and I must use 'techniques' to disarm and conquer them."

Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Thursday, 22 May 2014 16:58 (ten years ago)

is there an app for that

Οὖτις, Thursday, 22 May 2014 17:07 (ten years ago)

i'm really skeptical of 'just a thwarted nerd' type explanations. some people just end up believing this kind of shit for reasons that aren't readily explicable. in many cases it doesn't appear to be true.

goole, Thursday, 22 May 2014 17:24 (ten years ago)

yeah 'chicks just didn't want him and he's not successful' doesn't explain peter thiel very well

iatee, Thursday, 22 May 2014 17:32 (ten years ago)

will plain ole megalomania do.

ryan, Thursday, 22 May 2014 17:37 (ten years ago)

i think it's a more basic failure to grasp that economic and social processes/developments/problems/etc are not governed by clearly delineated causal relationships. and that there is not a predictable utopia that is being stymied by the unpredictable urges of the irrational human heart.

the cliché explanation for this is that hey these dudes are coders and computers do what you tell them and garbage in garbage out etc etc. maybe it is more an incomplete understanding of the human soul? and the truth of the yawning black chasm of despair that is existence? that there is no app that can stave off the darkness forever? idk man

adam, Thursday, 22 May 2014 17:39 (ten years ago)

'shitty paypal founder and devout gay catholic wanted everyone to drop out of college' is the obit in my head for peter thiel
(i mean shitty paypal founder to mean paypal is shitty, not necessarily that thiel is shitty any more than being responsible for shitty paypal)

Philip Nunez, Thursday, 22 May 2014 17:41 (ten years ago)

it's mostly ebay's fault

iatee, Thursday, 22 May 2014 17:41 (ten years ago)

there does seem to be a mentality of thinking of the problems of the world as something you can code for, like I have this one pretty successful silicon valley friend who likes to say stuff like "that depends on what you want to optimize for" wrt policy questions.

Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Thursday, 22 May 2014 19:31 (ten years ago)

inputs go in, outputs go out, you've just got to optimize. tell me your variables.

a strange man (mh), Thursday, 22 May 2014 19:40 (ten years ago)

One day in March of this year, a Google engineer named Justine Tunney created a strange and ultimately doomed petition at the White House website. The petition proposed a three-point national referendum, as follows:

1. Retire all government employees with full pensions.

i'm cool with this

go to evangelical agonizing eternal hell (Karl Malone), Thursday, 22 May 2014 19:44 (ten years ago)

that lady is a complete fucking nut, btw

a strange man (mh), Thursday, 22 May 2014 19:44 (ten years ago)

otm

purposely lend impetus to my HOOS (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, 22 May 2014 19:45 (ten years ago)

I do think that the thread title is off a bit(it makes me think more of transhumanists or cyberpunk-fetishists) since the tone of these guys seems to be bits & pieces of wanting totalitarianism or even some sorta anarcho-corporatism. Not fascism quite yet, but certainly shit that can lead to proto-fascism once violence enters the situation.

I think the inflation/deflation aspect is a key bit to it. Like, the real world is complicated and fucked up and you're kinda sorta sold a bill of goods by authority figures a about what adulthood actually will be v. what you wind up in 15 years after adolescence.

I get the sense that a lot of these guys are pretty much victims, with a high intelligence stat but a correspondingly low wisdom stat. Being really smart but not getting how that doesn't solve everything and can be a hindrance. Its that gap that breeds the intense anger and alienation.

Stephen King's Threaderstarter (kingfish), Thursday, 22 May 2014 19:59 (ten years ago)

lol cyberpunk was all about dystopianism

a strange man (mh), Thursday, 22 May 2014 20:10 (ten years ago)

there's also a strong overlap, I would wager, between this group and those that think wearing google glass everywhere is a great idea

a strange man (mh), Thursday, 22 May 2014 20:11 (ten years ago)

lol cyberpunk was all about dystopianism

― a strange man (mh), Thursday, May 22, 2014 8:10 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

right but cyberpunk ~fetishists~ are people who can't wait to jack into their decks so they can have outsized power and information

not so far from these nerds imo

purposely lend impetus to my HOOS (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, 22 May 2014 20:16 (ten years ago)

I mean, the baffler piece makes the point that they don't really want utopianism but embrace what seems like a blade runner world without the chinese people. blade runner sure as hell wasn't a utopia... from my standpoint. this despotic, oligarchic vision seems to be "utopia and all the freedom and information for me, shitty gutter with my leftover circuit boards for you"

fuckin' ayn rand fetishists, thinking that the disadvantaged or "less meritous" deserve what they get, good and hard

a strange man (mh), Thursday, 22 May 2014 20:33 (ten years ago)

hi tech lowlife

purposely lend impetus to my HOOS (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, 22 May 2014 20:47 (ten years ago)

your faulty code is not my problem, if you've got enough money we got some patches you can try.

playback in metal position (Hunt3r), Thursday, 22 May 2014 21:10 (ten years ago)

can't wait for a movement populated by people allergic to brands.
i guess the naomi klein thing happened but i mean literally allergic to brands.

Philip Nunez, Thursday, 22 May 2014 21:12 (ten years ago)

are brands a gluten?

a strange man (mh), Thursday, 22 May 2014 21:15 (ten years ago)

thread of brand shaming

Philip Nunez, Thursday, 22 May 2014 21:16 (ten years ago)

" don't really want utopianism but embrace what seems like a blade runner world without the chinese people. "

some of these guys really like the chinese state! land in particular

it's an authoritarian state run by engineers hell bent on getting rich as quickly as possible, what's not to love

goole, Thursday, 22 May 2014 21:20 (ten years ago)

true, there are multiple stripes of badness here

a strange man (mh), Thursday, 22 May 2014 21:21 (ten years ago)

yeah they're big on how little they agree on things (while the prof left is a huge monolith of conformity etc etc)

goole, Thursday, 22 May 2014 21:22 (ten years ago)

*prog left

goole, Thursday, 22 May 2014 21:23 (ten years ago)

yeah, unified front on the left, for sure

a strange man (mh), Thursday, 22 May 2014 21:46 (ten years ago)

" don't really want utopianism but embrace what seems like a blade runner world without the chinese people. "

some of these guys really like the chinese state! land in particular

right, I think Singapore, Hong Kong are the promising models for some of them - and from what I've seen the "racial realism" end of the dark enlightenment/mencius moldbug crowd throw around NAM as an acronym for the ppl they want out of their dictatorships – "non-asian minorites"

woof, Thursday, 22 May 2014 21:50 (ten years ago)

they are other-ing the hell out of people, aren't they?

a strange man (mh), Thursday, 22 May 2014 22:00 (ten years ago)

i'd be more willing to discount it if these weren't people with money, political fever dreams, and the ability to build & destory things

― purposely lend impetus to my HOOS (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, May 22, 2014 3:11 PM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

This seems completely otm to me – techno-libertarianism maybe has the money, connections, technical accomplishment, power to fuck up a lot of the decent bits of the state & society in the future. Probably just enough of those things to implement a really miserable, corrupt and half-arsed version of its Utopia in a muddled alliance with the old right.

woof, Thursday, 22 May 2014 22:09 (ten years ago)

To be clear: techno-libertarian utopia = shit, robot cars, people starving on the streets; half-arsed version = probably even shitter, robot car companies sueing the starving people they run over on the streets.

woof, Thursday, 22 May 2014 22:13 (ten years ago)

techno-montessori schools?

Philip Nunez, Thursday, 22 May 2014 22:49 (ten years ago)

kids making their own beats at their own pace, discovering new filters

j., Thursday, 22 May 2014 22:59 (ten years ago)

808fasciststate

Philip Nunez, Thursday, 22 May 2014 23:01 (ten years ago)

ok, i take it back, it's all ok if Thiel is like

http://www.me.gr/m/photos/get_image/file/c4a5ed918dd0eb0c058b5cfa95afc85d.jpg

woof, Thursday, 22 May 2014 23:06 (ten years ago)

forwarded this link with subject: "smug silicon valley shits want to create a randian/fascist utopia" which is pretty much all i can really think to say about this

building a desert (art), Thursday, 22 May 2014 23:07 (ten years ago)

what is that gatefold from??

display name changed. (amateurist), Saturday, 24 May 2014 00:44 (ten years ago)

prodigy - music for the jilted generation

brimstead, Saturday, 24 May 2014 01:00 (ten years ago)

I think there's something about the combination of ego inflation AND deflation that they experience -- one world telling them they are geniuses and another telling them they are losers at the same time

Interestingly enough the thesis of Amy Chua's follow-up book was that this combo was at the root of Jewish-Chinese greatness

Guayaquil (eephus!), Saturday, 24 May 2014 01:29 (ten years ago)

on second thought that's not actually that interesting

Guayaquil (eephus!), Saturday, 24 May 2014 01:29 (ten years ago)

i, for one, welcome our asshole-technofascist overlords.

playback in metal position (Hunt3r), Saturday, 24 May 2014 02:36 (ten years ago)

two weeks pass...

http://recode.net/2014/03/15/marc-andreessens-latest-tweetathon-naughty-fun-leads-to-ruined-lives-in-anonymous-apps/

this ding-dong has this sweet new bulleted point twitter rant style that seems pretty indicative of the dystopian trend

a strange man (mh), Tuesday, 10 June 2014 13:57 (ten years ago)

eleven months pass...

http://supost.com/post/index/129734920

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 14 May 2015 14:24 (nine years ago)

This may not be the right place if you:

already seen this list republished about twenty times on twitter

ultimate american sock (mh), Thursday, 14 May 2015 14:28 (nine years ago)

is that a suggestion to add to their list?

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 14 May 2015 14:48 (nine years ago)

hah, sure!

ultimate american sock (mh), Thursday, 14 May 2015 14:54 (nine years ago)

Could you live in Startup Castle?

but this is a good place for it as well

sleeve, Thursday, 14 May 2015 14:55 (nine years ago)

oh sorrry yeah

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 14 May 2015 15:16 (nine years ago)

one month passes...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CIxGwLRWcAAnWLt.jpg

goole, Tuesday, 30 June 2015 18:26 (nine years ago)

haha omg

Upright Mammal (mh), Tuesday, 30 June 2015 18:34 (nine years ago)

let's not get trolled by the SeekingArrangement dude, come on

the most painstaking, humorless people in the world (lukas), Tuesday, 30 June 2015 18:39 (nine years ago)

one month passes...

barf

μpright mammal (mh), Tuesday, 25 August 2015 18:59 (nine years ago)

dude needs an ascot and a pipe to really complete the full elitist WASPy asshole picture

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 25 August 2015 19:02 (nine years ago)

one month passes...

yet *another* article about these guys:

http://www.theawl.com/2015/09/good-luck-to-human-kind

really good too

goole, Tuesday, 29 September 2015 22:29 (nine years ago)

funny enuf this came out today too (have not read)

http://www.vox.com/2015/9/29/9411117/silicon-valley-politics-charts

goole, Tuesday, 29 September 2015 22:41 (nine years ago)

wait what's that pancake machine tho

go hang a salami I'm a canal, adam (silby), Wednesday, 30 September 2015 01:25 (nine years ago)

three months pass...

http://www.paulgraham.com/sim.html

https://twitter.com/AdamBalkin/status/684179869631135744

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 5 January 2016 04:42 (nine years ago)

Somesaid Paul Graham was full of shit but I wasn't totally sure yet, but now I get it.

viborg, Tuesday, 5 January 2016 10:22 (nine years ago)

startups are good

startups create inequality

therefore inequality is good

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 5 January 2016 13:53 (nine years ago)

'attack poverty' ok

rap is dad (it's a boy!), Tuesday, 5 January 2016 15:55 (nine years ago)

Kinder shows you what expression is on your child's face so you don't have to look at it.

on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Tuesday, 5 January 2016 16:08 (nine years ago)

is there inequality where you live? shock and awe the problem with one of our poverty seeking opportunity bombs

rap is dad (it's a boy!), Tuesday, 5 January 2016 17:12 (nine years ago)

remember when pg lived in cambridge and wrote lisp for a living

Allen (etaeoe), Tuesday, 5 January 2016 20:29 (nine years ago)

yeah this is actually good http://lib.store.yahoo.net/lib/paulgraham/jmc.ps

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 5 January 2016 20:40 (nine years ago)

Not sure what thread this belongs in...

http://www.nytimes.com/2016/01/17/magazine/the-happiness-code.html?_r=0

I agree with the basic premise of self improvement methods here. But wow these people seem insufferable. All optimization of systems and practices of extreme rationality should be performed in the privacy of ones own home and not shacked up with a bunch of tech bros shoving their hands in your leftover curry.

Jeff, Tuesday, 19 January 2016 14:49 (nine years ago)

Is Soylent involved?

Professor Goodfeels (kingfish), Tuesday, 19 January 2016 15:18 (nine years ago)

Asher is a singing, freestyle rapping, former international Quidditch All-American turned software engineer.

art, Tuesday, 19 January 2016 15:26 (nine years ago)

yea nytimes is very obsessed w/ silly lifestyles of tech bros, this is like one of a dozen pieces in the past few years

marcos, Tuesday, 19 January 2016 15:33 (nine years ago)

This is the problem though

Last year, President Obama established a Social and Behavioral Sciences Team at the White House; based on its findings, he recently ordered federal agencies to use behavioral-economics strategies to improve participation in their programs.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whiz_Kids_(Department_of_Defense)

service desk hardman (El Tomboto), Wednesday, 20 January 2016 00:57 (nine years ago)

I have some "visions of the future" type book I got at a book sale that is a publication of the RAND corporation from the 70s, I need to dig that out

μpright mammal (mh), Wednesday, 20 January 2016 01:02 (nine years ago)

This administration has been really receptive to basically any techbro idea that isn't total political poison on its face; while that doesn't inevitably lead to SecDef Zuckerberg leading us into a war that his algorithms tell us we can win because science, it does make me increasingly uncomfortable for about a zillion other reasons and the presumptive 45th POTUS doesn't seem to have any interest in changing course

service desk hardman (El Tomboto), Wednesday, 20 January 2016 01:06 (nine years ago)

also seriously is there nobody around to point out that this shit is Esalen All Over Again or is that just understood and accepted because it's California, dude?

service desk hardman (El Tomboto), Wednesday, 20 January 2016 01:08 (nine years ago)

if it was a little less based in "research" it'd be scientology

that dude who has no formal training but is into the singularity is a good reference point, though

μpright mammal (mh), Wednesday, 20 January 2016 01:21 (nine years ago)

http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2013/may/02/nudge-unit-has-it-worked
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nudge_theory

:-(

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 20 January 2016 01:45 (nine years ago)

You know what Cass Sunstein did at OIRA? He wrote a memo that said that .gov website feedback forms could get through the Paperwork Reduction Act process in 90 days or less. This was called the Fast Track process. And then delayed the hell out of a bunch of EPA regulations on ozone. Guy's a fuckin' genius.

service desk hardman (El Tomboto), Wednesday, 20 January 2016 01:52 (nine years ago)

i was in dc for the first time a couple of weeks ago tombot and i described https://www.gov.uk/government/organisations/government-digital-service to ppl there and they straight up laughed at the idea

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 20 January 2016 02:04 (nine years ago)

actually i laughed at the bit where i said government websites are now responsive by de facto regulation

i mean it's utopian and sinister to apply #product design to government but having dealt with both governments as a resident i know which i prefer

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 20 January 2016 02:06 (nine years ago)

http://giphy.com/gifs/2016-journalism-journalist-3o7rbU8oYEVkUwyMs8

Professor Goodfeels (kingfish), Wednesday, 20 January 2016 02:18 (nine years ago)

https://media.giphy.com/media/3o7rbU8oYEVkUwyMs8/giphy.gif

Professor Goodfeels (kingfish), Wednesday, 20 January 2016 02:18 (nine years ago)

seriously who did you tell that to? 'Cause Barack straight up hired Mikey from Google and started this shit last year and it's the new hotness all over the local version of "trade press"

https://www.whitehouse.gov/the-press-office/2014/08/11/fact-sheet-improving-and-simplifying-digital-services

https://www.whitehouse.gov/digital/united-states-digital-service

I actually threw my resume in the ring on a recommendation from a guy who was leaving for greener pastures, they gave me a phone interview and then told me I wasn't their type about four months later

service desk hardman (El Tomboto), Wednesday, 20 January 2016 02:30 (nine years ago)

I mean there was a 2011 executive order on customer service which was straight ripped off y'all's gov.uk initiatives and serious talk about driving down the federal web footprint to the absolute minimum necessary - they even put my team's domain on the chopping block

service desk hardman (El Tomboto), Wednesday, 20 January 2016 02:32 (nine years ago)

I am having fun relating these tales in outdated parody blogger voice

service desk hardman (El Tomboto), Wednesday, 20 January 2016 02:33 (nine years ago)

anyway there are actual cool kids working under the digital services banner doing neat stuff - like https://pages.18f.gov/guides/ is pretty neat for example
but on most levels it's still all covered in the static-free sheen of technocratic solutionism and of course no seasoned security asshole like me is going to trust any of it

service desk hardman (El Tomboto), Wednesday, 20 January 2016 02:45 (nine years ago)

Sign me up for the technocratic socialism

Professor Goodfeels (kingfish), Wednesday, 20 January 2016 02:48 (nine years ago)

it was someone from the urban institute iirc

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 20 January 2016 02:52 (nine years ago)

think tankers are all basically performative academics
I can't wait until my turn

service desk hardman (El Tomboto), Wednesday, 20 January 2016 03:01 (nine years ago)

an uber but for shoveling snow

rap is dad (it's a boy!), Saturday, 23 January 2016 23:32 (nine years ago)

what is wrong with these people? http://blog.ycombinator.com/basic-income

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 28 January 2016 17:41 (nine years ago)

jesus fucking christ

http://www.theverge.com/2016/1/30/10876838/obama-computer-science-education-funding-4-billion

What we need more of is... entry-level coders!

http://jezebel.com/there-s-only-one-nurse-for-5-500-students-in-flint-mic-1756011390

who gives a shit about school nurses they're all in cahoots with those fucking teachers' unions anyway

all official correspondence concerning "chili cook-off" (El Tomboto), Sunday, 31 January 2016 02:49 (nine years ago)

I mean this administration has bought into the fucking valley koolaid like nobody's business and I should not be surprised but $4 billion for pushing CS in K-12 is really unbelievable

http://i.imgur.com/Mdx79Ma.jpg
"Christ, what an asshole."

all official correspondence concerning "chili cook-off" (El Tomboto), Sunday, 31 January 2016 02:53 (nine years ago)

what we really need is a ton of assisted living facility caregivers for when all these baby boomers need help getting on and off the toilet in a couple years

μpright mammal (mh), Sunday, 31 January 2016 03:16 (nine years ago)

tbf computer science skills are pretty useful to anyone who works in an even tangentially technical field. it is like the new computer literacy for analytical/technical jobs

art, Sunday, 31 January 2016 03:20 (nine years ago)

in my field some measure of programming literacy is a required baseline skill, and nothing about the field itself would imply that competency as necessary

art, Sunday, 31 January 2016 03:23 (nine years ago)

*to the outside observer

art, Sunday, 31 January 2016 03:23 (nine years ago)

*fart*

salthigh, Sunday, 31 January 2016 03:25 (nine years ago)

thx

art, Sunday, 31 January 2016 04:58 (nine years ago)

the art/fart pun is the pizza! of all art departments

― Sufjan Grafton, Sunday, 27 December 2015 01:31 (1 month ago) Permalink

Toof Seteltha (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 31 January 2016 05:11 (nine years ago)

what is your field, art, if you don't mind me asking? (sorry if you do)

a passing spacecadet, Sunday, 31 January 2016 10:20 (nine years ago)

three weeks pass...

bananas https://twitter.com/balajis/status/703519076107194368

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Saturday, 27 February 2016 17:00 (nine years ago)

wow that guy's samrt

rap is dad (it's a boy!), Saturday, 27 February 2016 17:24 (nine years ago)

"Singapore and Estonia are far along here" would be a good thread title

Guayaquil (eephus!), Saturday, 27 February 2016 17:42 (nine years ago)

someone needs to set that guy on fire

somewhere btwn Gabriel Garcia Marquez and early Evel Knievel guy (contenderizer), Saturday, 27 February 2016 19:14 (nine years ago)

i'm sure the cloud will rush to save him

mookieproof, Saturday, 27 February 2016 19:33 (nine years ago)

His viewpoint matches that of flea that thinks all it has to do is jump to a new dog.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Saturday, 27 February 2016 19:43 (nine years ago)

I love that

Sith Dog (El Tomboto), Saturday, 27 February 2016 19:47 (nine years ago)

otm

rap is dad (it's a boy!), Saturday, 27 February 2016 19:48 (nine years ago)

(what Aimless said, not the tweets of nutjob)

Sith Dog (El Tomboto), Saturday, 27 February 2016 19:48 (nine years ago)

probably a dumb question but what are these guys doing in the cloud that is so important. my IT friends at my work aren't geniuses but they get the job done. i don't think many of them have a desire to move around to exotic locals either, one just started dating a really awesome secretary (single mom of two) from the other side of our building.

rap is dad (it's a boy!), Saturday, 27 February 2016 19:53 (nine years ago)

The cloud is kind of over imho
insourcing IT management saves you money more often than not - paying somebody else so they can upcharge you on equipment refresh and electric bills is not, as it turns out, the best business decision.

Sith Dog (El Tomboto), Saturday, 27 February 2016 20:29 (nine years ago)

Not strictly true ime - the cooling and power infrastructure saves money in larger quantities. That's why so many companies who previously ran their own dc's are outsourcing to like Amazon who can run them on a huge cost saving scale

Mordy, Saturday, 27 February 2016 20:45 (nine years ago)

OK, I'm just going to say it now, you watch, Amazon spins off the EC2 side in a few years. People are going to start figuring out that a colo is a colo and having your own guys to run your own cages is safer and easier than the arrangement with a CSP. Governments and similarly lugubrious institutions are going to be the last PaaS customers standing.

Sith Dog (El Tomboto), Saturday, 27 February 2016 21:23 (nine years ago)

The cloud is kind of over imho
insourcing IT management saves you money more often than not

please someone tell upper management this, we just upgraded all our IT infrastructure and finally got a full team of sysadmins but someone seems to be deciding why even use that stuff when The Cloud is a buzzword and we need to be in on all the buzzwords even if the people signing the paperwork don't know what they mean

Governments and similarly lugubrious institutions are going to be the last PaaS customers standing

oh... oh yeah. that's us. ah. "lugubrious nonprofit" TICK there we are.

dammit.

a passing spacecadet, Saturday, 27 February 2016 22:05 (nine years ago)

terrible band name btw

Sith Dog (El Tomboto), Saturday, 27 February 2016 22:13 (nine years ago)

running your own shit is horrible, my workplace have two moderately modern data centers and a good contract with the power company and amazon is still cheaper and often easier to set up. fire suppression systems and redundant power and only spooling up compute power when you need it instead of running a bigass virtual machine cluster in house is nice

fuck the people who think putting our mail server in the cloud or having a very limited number of vpn access points is a good idea, though

μpright mammal (mh), Sunday, 28 February 2016 02:37 (nine years ago)

Cloud's great when you need less than one or a great many of something. And when you can budget for opex.

petulant dick master (silby), Sunday, 28 February 2016 05:08 (nine years ago)

tbf the "cloud" I fear mgmt throwing money at is not so much EC2 etc but "why do we even need to have a shell prompt and access to our own data anyway, we can give lots of money to a 3rd-party Cloud Solutions provider to run everything for us, not let us build on it in any way except maybe writing some horrible kludge which maxes out our allowed no. of API calls by 4am every day, and when we stop giving them money and ask how we export our data to the next next big thing they say 'you don't'"

another thing which sounds appealing to lugubrious nonprofits

actually this might be fine for a lot of places but my particular lugubrious nonprofit is also clinging to a lot of arcane practices not really catered for by off-the-shelf packages. perhaps in the long run it's no bad thing if this year's management would rather push an assortment of irregular polygons down a single round hole

a passing spacecadet, Sunday, 28 February 2016 11:16 (nine years ago)

idk if tom is right. maybe he knows things i don't (my speciality is power + cooling infrastructure) but i'll say this - if you're a financial institute, or a healthcare institute, or any other kind of proprietary information - you better handle that shit yourself no matter how much you might save w/ a colo.

Mordy, Sunday, 28 February 2016 14:24 (nine years ago)

i don't think that's generally true. you could make the case that the more sensitive the information, the worse an idea it is to try to handle it yourself. that's the way credit card billing has gone. no one does that themselves any more. everyone farms it out to square or whoever.

the point is "it depends"

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Sunday, 28 February 2016 14:33 (nine years ago)

Should be a cloud c/d.

Jeff, Sunday, 28 February 2016 15:12 (nine years ago)

http://wiki.biohack.me/

Grinders are passionate individuals who believe the tools and knowledge of science belong to everyone.

Grinders practice functional (sometimes extreme) body modification in an effort to improve the human condition. We hack ourselves with electronic hardware to extend and improve human capacities.

Grinders believe in action, our bodies the experiment.

lute bro (brimstead), Wednesday, 2 March 2016 08:11 (nine years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/PK1gPCu.gif

micro brewbio (crüt), Wednesday, 2 March 2016 13:53 (nine years ago)

if you're a financial institute, or a healthcare institute, or any other kind of proprietary information - you better handle that shit yourself no matter how much you might save w/ a colo.

That's interesting -- my company handles a lot of confidential and proprietary information that can affect market activity (and sells ourselves partly on security), and last year we went from an in-house server array to a colo.

T.L.O.P.son (Phil D.), Wednesday, 2 March 2016 14:17 (nine years ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CchcB-aW0AAx5Oi?format=pjpg&name=large

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 2 March 2016 14:31 (nine years ago)

1) 10 dads
2) there are 10 of them
3) if u count the dads, u will count from 1 to 10
4) they are 10 times as big as regular dads

get a long, little doggy (m bison), Thursday, 3 March 2016 03:44 (nine years ago)

Before you decide to have a child, it's not a bad idea to do a SWOT analysis. Strength, Weaknesses, Opportunities, Threats. It's a Marketing 101 keywords that I've learned.

Guayaquil (eephus!), Thursday, 3 March 2016 03:49 (nine years ago)

Before you decide to have a child, it's not a bad idea to do a AYTD analysis. Are You Ten Dads.

get a long, little doggy (m bison), Thursday, 3 March 2016 03:51 (nine years ago)

lol at pluggers/grinders connection

shandemonium padawan (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 3 March 2016 20:42 (nine years ago)

http://fredrikdeboer.com/2016/03/07/what-thomas-hardy-taught-me/

On education reform by SV tech-obsessives

Darkest Cosmologist junk (kingfish), Tuesday, 8 March 2016 00:13 (nine years ago)

bay-area effective altruist i know is going to one of these

of course

http://www.circlinginstitute.com/

j., Tuesday, 8 March 2016 00:51 (nine years ago)

the transformation of your way of being through authentic relating

sounds legit

mookieproof, Tuesday, 8 March 2016 01:15 (nine years ago)

xp i'm not crazy about freddie de boer but that's a good article

the late great, Tuesday, 8 March 2016 05:42 (nine years ago)

three weeks pass...

Not sure if this is the thread for "gig economy" startups, but I've been seeing a lot of analysis like this lately, and it sounds about right:

http://www.salon.com/2016/03/27/good_riddance_gig_economy_uber_ayn_rand_and_the_awesome_collapse_of_silicon_valleys_dream_of_destroying_your_job/

human life won't become a cat (man alive), Tuesday, 29 March 2016 02:53 (nine years ago)

haha, this is very encouraging. love the litany of failed business i've never heard of but all of which i hate on principle: "Companies like Cherry (car washes), Prim (laundry), SnapGoods (gear rental), Rewinery (wine), HomeJoy (home cleaning)" ---- fuuuuuuck you all

never ending bath infusion (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 29 March 2016 03:32 (nine years ago)

Totally would have used SnapGoods.

Jeff, Tuesday, 29 March 2016 11:04 (nine years ago)

two weeks pass...

http://paulgraham.com/pgh.html


What would it take to make Pittsburgh into a startup hub, like Silicon Valley? I feel like I understand Pittsburgh pretty well, because I grew up here, in Monroeville. And I understand Silicon Valley pretty well because that's where I live now. Could you get that kind of startup ecosystem going here?

When I agreed to speak here, I didn't think I'd be able to give a very optimistic talk. I thought I'd be talking about what Pittsburgh could do to become a startup hub, very much in the subjunctive. Instead I'm going to talk about what Pittsburgh can do.

What changed my mind was an article I read in of all places the New York Times food section. The title was "Pittsburgh's Youth-Driven Food Boom." To most people that might not even sound interesting, let alone something related to startups. But it was electrifying to me to read that title. I don't think I could pick a more promising one if I tried. And when I read the article I got even more excited. It said "people ages 25 to 29 now make up 7.6 percent of all residents, up from 7 percent about a decade ago." Wow, I thought, Pittsburgh could be the next Portland. It could become the cool place all the people in their twenties want to go live.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 13 April 2016 17:15 (nine years ago)

It's true that people aged 25 to 29 tend to be open to trying new things and to accepting risks, which is generally necessary for prompting rapid change. They are also drawn to living in places where they can meet other people aged 25 to 29.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Wednesday, 13 April 2016 17:22 (nine years ago)

"youth-driven food boom" is very corny and this dude basing his talk & his excitement on a nytimes food article is especially corny but i do think the range of "cool places all the people in their twenties want to go live" could change overtime as places like austin, portland, bay area, nyc increasingly become completely unaffordable. idk though. people in their twenties are okay w/ living in shitty conditions if the location is cool. i think maybe more "cool places all the young people in their 30s with families want to settle down" is more what i am thinking of

marcos, Wednesday, 13 April 2016 17:25 (nine years ago)

It's p ridiculous to think that "cool place where people in their 20s want to move" = enough to fuel becoming the "next silicon valley."

human life won't become a cat (man alive), Wednesday, 13 April 2016 17:27 (nine years ago)

Also I assume every ex-industrial city in America is trying to do the same thing right now, and I don't see what most of them have to offer other than competing with each other to lowball tax incentives or w/e.

human life won't become a cat (man alive), Wednesday, 13 April 2016 17:29 (nine years ago)

you don't think cost of living + stable cultural institutions is an incentive?

marcos, Wednesday, 13 April 2016 17:39 (nine years ago)

low cost of living that is

marcos, Wednesday, 13 April 2016 17:39 (nine years ago)

idk i am very much speaking from my own personal experience especially since i grew up in an ex-industrial city trying to revitalize itself and i am considering moving back there. but i currently live in an expensive city w/ a thriving tech industry and i have a decent job at a major research university but we are effectively priced out of this city. i love it here but we really have no sustainable future here, it is not even that expensive here compared w/ bay area or nyc. being able to buy a sweet house in a smaller city that may be suffering but has stable cultural + higher ed institutions is a huge draw. i mean we can't even really afford a 1br condo here.

marcos, Wednesday, 13 April 2016 17:41 (nine years ago)

pittsburgh rules

de l'asshole (flopson), Wednesday, 13 April 2016 17:43 (nine years ago)

I visited 4-5 years ago and it was a fuckin' blast. weird to get around tho, coming from LA.

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, 13 April 2016 17:52 (nine years ago)

fwiw i too have heard that pittsburgh rules

must be that extra 0.6% of people age 25-29 over the last decade

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 13 April 2016 17:57 (nine years ago)

i've never really been to pittsburgh! drove near it a million times since i grew up in cleveland but i've never really spent time there. fwiw i have also heard great things about it. from what i understand they have been much more successful in seeking a post-industrialization cultural renaissance

marcos, Wednesday, 13 April 2016 18:01 (nine years ago)

*than cleveland that is

marcos, Wednesday, 13 April 2016 18:02 (nine years ago)

I went to a gastro pub type place that was in a renovated cathedral. p legit even if I dont even remember if the food was good.

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, 13 April 2016 18:02 (nine years ago)

its also kind of like sf in that it's very hill-ey

de l'asshole (flopson), Wednesday, 13 April 2016 18:03 (nine years ago)

surely all the new youngs have bernified it a little

denies the existence of dark matter (difficult listening hour), Wednesday, 13 April 2016 18:05 (nine years ago)

i know this is kind of sudden but should we all form a startup there? it all seems so...undisrupted

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 13 April 2016 18:06 (nine years ago)

disrupt pittsburgh by making a sandwich without french fries on it

We quickly ate the feast as to leave ASAP (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 13 April 2016 18:13 (nine years ago)

omg that is such bullshit, cleveland has the same thing, there is a sandwich chain called "PANINI'S" but their sandwiches are ...not actual paninis? they are filled w/ fries and served on thick cut untoasted white bread, fuck that

marcos, Wednesday, 13 April 2016 18:19 (nine years ago)

saw that PG piece linked as "very clever satire" which makes it great

μpright mammal (mh), Wednesday, 13 April 2016 18:35 (nine years ago)

lots of cheap bars in 'tsburgh, too. played a crusthole basement show there 2 winters ago and then one of the bands brought us to several bars that had like, 2$ drinks

de l'asshole (flopson), Wednesday, 13 April 2016 18:44 (nine years ago)

When I lived in Baltimore there was a restaurant that served what they called "Pittsburgh-style sandwiches" with french fries on them and it always made me feel Pittsburgh must be a glorious place

Guayaquil (eephus!), Wednesday, 13 April 2016 19:23 (nine years ago)

http://www.clickhole.com/article/pittsburgh-new-austin-austin-we-hoped-and-dreamed--1227

ENERGY FOOD (en i see kay), Wednesday, 13 April 2016 20:33 (nine years ago)

“What of Portland,” indeed. For years, tales of old claimed the Pacific Northwest city was the promised land—a new Eden upon this earth, where men and women would be free to think, and live, and love. A blossoming Eden teeming with hope and food trucks.

But the old tales are clear reminders that the devil himself could not craft a trap so beautiful in its deceitfulness.

quality lol, was reminded of robert caro

denies the existence of dark matter (difficult listening hour), Wednesday, 13 April 2016 20:35 (nine years ago)

looooooooooool

marcos, Wednesday, 13 April 2016 20:40 (nine years ago)

20 years ago my mom worked for a pittsburgh-area local-government consortium, and their foremost long-term concern was 'how do we keep young adults from leaving?'

it seems like a worthwhile endeavor -- whether you want to create a silicon valley or not -- having decent jobs in a place where people might want and could afford to live. it's a virtuous circle, and making the place seem 'cool' is a low-cost input.

(my real father, who lives in houston, periodically wonders aloud why so many companies have headquarters in nyc where it's so expensive -- why not just put everyone in a cheap office park in topeka or albany? whatever dude.)

tbh i had much the same reaction to that nyt foodie article that the silicon valley guy did -- that would *never* have happened when i grew up. and yeah, gentrification kind of sucks, but being the kind of place where ppl reminisce about how kraft american slices used to be so much better is both worse and a dead end.

btw the fries-on-sandwich thing is just good marketing; no one ate that when i was a kid, because it's stupid

mookieproof, Wednesday, 13 April 2016 23:53 (nine years ago)

Pittsburgh's probably going to "happen" if it isn't already, hope they're ready to upzone.

eyecrud (silby), Thursday, 14 April 2016 00:27 (nine years ago)

I'm sure it can be the next Portland or a regional sort of Portland, I just think the jump from there to being an international tech capital is a long one.

human life won't become a cat (man alive), Thursday, 14 April 2016 00:36 (nine years ago)

Probably a lot of these cities can become like local portlands if the trend continues toward young people wanting to be in cities into their 30s and even beyond.

human life won't become a cat (man alive), Thursday, 14 April 2016 00:38 (nine years ago)

I was friends with some musicians and artists who lived in Pittsburgh and they were pretty chill. Definitely left a good mark on my mind about the place ... seemed a lot better than the cut-throat hipsterism of NYC. Honestly, I'm sick of New York, it's like all the things I think make it worth it just keeps shrinking, and rents keep ascending into the stratosphere, and obnoxious rich shits are multiplying by unthinkable numbers, which I didn't think was even possible. It seems like all the traditional "good cities" are going that way, so maybe it's time to look at the "b-list" cities.

larry appleton, Thursday, 14 April 2016 00:42 (nine years ago)

Portland is a nice town and I like it here, but hearing people talk about it as if it were some sort of ideal paradise feels kind of strange to someone who grew up here. We need Mt. St. Helens to blow up again and dump a couple cubic miles worth of volcanic ash on our heads to bring those expectations back down to earth. But if the only remedy is that 9.0 earthquake we're due for, I think I'd rather live with all the starry-eyed newcomers and take a pass on the universal ruin and devastation for a while longer.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Thursday, 14 April 2016 00:44 (nine years ago)

Xp I think it's been true for at least a decade that NYC is not really a good place to live the bohemian life - too expensive, too competitive.

human life won't become a cat (man alive), Thursday, 14 April 2016 00:52 (nine years ago)

It seems like all the traditional "good cities" are going that way, so maybe it's time to look at the "b-list" cities.

― larry appleton, Wednesday, April 13, 2016 8:42 PM (21 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yea this feels true to me

marcos, Thursday, 14 April 2016 01:04 (nine years ago)

Every US city in the top three tiers needs to start upzoning and making inclusive and egalitarian housing plans about five years ago, but, failing that, right now.

eyecrud (silby), Thursday, 14 April 2016 01:06 (nine years ago)

I've thought about Philly for years. I think the things that keep me from doing it are (1) closeness to in-laws who help with kids, (2) my job, although I have contacts in Philly for similar kinds of work (3) slightly embarrassed about this one, but just a feeling that Philly is *less safe* compared to what I've gotten used to. Like stuff has happened to friends there that I don't hear about happening to friends in NYC.

But yeah, NYC does suck in certain ways. I've gotten very accustomed to it but it's not the place I'd probably choose if I were starting over.

human life won't become a cat (man alive), Thursday, 14 April 2016 01:10 (nine years ago)

In my musician days I though it seemed like a much better place to be, but I wound up in Jersey City for various reasons, and didn't really like it much.

human life won't become a cat (man alive), Thursday, 14 April 2016 01:12 (nine years ago)

philly's the one i think about too

denies the existence of dark matter (difficult listening hour), Thursday, 14 April 2016 01:19 (nine years ago)

xxxp I'm an office drone, I'm not necessarily talking full bohemian here. Even in the past 10 years things have changed a lot, and they're changing in such a way that it's like, what's the point anymore. Nearly everyone I know who lived here through that time has left, mostly to start families, some because the places where they worked closed down and were replaced by I don't know, BMW dealership/art gallery hybrids with their own on-site artisan micro-brew. Maybe my own priorities have changed. I'm going to soak up the educational and career opportunities while I can, though.

Safety in NYC is definitely a bonus. I moved back to the suburbs in NJ for a while; a nice looking middle class place just outside of the city, but I got to taste some street violence here. 10 years living in NYC and I never once had a problem, and I get to the suburbs and it's like a totally different world, safety wise. Weird how things have shifted.

larry appleton, Thursday, 14 April 2016 01:19 (nine years ago)

aw yeah baby https://www.desmoinesmetro.com/en/dsm_metro_info/rankings/

μpright mammal (mh), Thursday, 14 April 2016 01:20 (nine years ago)

I feel like Milwaukee is filled with very cool young people who live well and don't really care whether Milwaukee is the next Portland. (Milwaukee is not the next Portland.)

Guayaquil (eephus!), Thursday, 14 April 2016 01:51 (nine years ago)

there are very nice neighborhoods just outside philadelphia in terms of safety + family friendliness and yr like a 10 minute drive into the city

Mordy, Thursday, 14 April 2016 02:18 (nine years ago)

NYC has a lot to offer, I just don't think I'm the kind of person for whom those things matter enough for it to make it worth my while. I mean we have the "best" in so many cultural and culinary type things. I like museums a lot, for example, and NYC is great for those. But I have two small kids and live out in Queens, which is the only place I can really afford a family-friendly life in (i.e. a reasonable-sized apartment, decent public schools), and it's such a schlep to go to the Manhattan museums as it is -- either drive and pay a lot for parking, or take two small kids on the subway and change trains. All the "high" performing arts stuff is great but expensive, especially with babysitter. I'd actually love to see classical music concerts more often, for example, I just can't realistically do it very often. Same thing with the good restaurants, and honestly I love food but I really don't give too much of a shit about high end restaurants with big deal chefs. I enjoy them, but I could go the rest of my life without eating in one. I find the faddy stuff that excitement gets manufactured about (cronuts) boring, I like nature, and I don't really like convenience culture. I also, weirdly, don't enjoy Central Park all that much when I get to it, I find it too crowded and overwhelming -- it feels more like a destination than a park, if that makes sense. In fact too many parts of the city are like that for me, always feeling surrounded by tourists and strangers.

I live in a nondescript red brick co-op in an area that is many square blocks of near-identical, non-descript red brick co-ops. I sometimes call them bourgeois housing projects. The commercial stuff in my neighborhood is pretty much indistinguishable from a suburb with a walkable downtown, and not an especially nice one (Gap, Banana Republic, Verizon Store, three Starbucks, mediocre overpriced restaurants, TGI Fridays), and I have this butt-ugly quasi-highway called Queens Boulevard in the center of my neighborhood. I have better QOL than a lot of people I know but it's still not great.

human life won't become a cat (man alive), Thursday, 14 April 2016 02:30 (nine years ago)

I kind of feel for you here, because it seems like you have a setup that's pretty similar to what most people around America have (you're used to it, it works, it's fine, in-laws nearby which is kinda huge when you have kids) but it's embedded in this cultural expectation that living in New York is supposed to be AMAZING and also AN IMPOSSIBLE CRISIS when for you it is neither and I feel like that would create some kind of internal dissonance

Guayaquil (eephus!), Thursday, 14 April 2016 02:42 (nine years ago)

Yeah, actually I think it's sort of the feeling that I have to work harder and have a better job than most people just to have an ordinary standard of living, not that there's actually anything wrong with the standard of living. I never actually aimed to live here for all the "AMAZING NYC" stuff, it just sort of worked out that we live here. But that stuff sometimes feels like this fantastical simulacra that exists just beyond the threshold of my actual life.

human life won't become a cat (man alive), Thursday, 14 April 2016 02:45 (nine years ago)

Like I have more stress for that same standard of living.

human life won't become a cat (man alive), Thursday, 14 April 2016 02:46 (nine years ago)

My own issue is maybe I'm getting older. When I first moved to NYC I was in my early 20s, and I was a wannabe hipster scumbag. New York was awesome for that. Now that I'm a little more mature, it's like, have a normal life in a more expensive, more stressful environment ... it's worth some thought.

larry appleton, Thursday, 14 April 2016 02:52 (nine years ago)

tbh most people, especially parents, tend to live that way -- commute to a job, spend the rest of your time in and around a neighborhood, with the exception of occasional excursions for shopping/entertainment or regular semi-commutes for kid activities (sports, dance class, music lessons)

Silicon Valley is kind of a weird one in that a lot of smaller companies are now in SF, but the larger employers remain in big suburban campuses. Apple, Google, etc have a number of people doing the reverse city-to-suburb commute, but a lot of people who are settled in those businesses live in the outlying suburbs closer to work

afaik Google is still working on a campus in Boulder, Colorado, which is relatively self-contained and would have a minimal commute, at least until housing dries up completely and people are driving from the next town over

μpright mammal (mh), Thursday, 14 April 2016 12:25 (nine years ago)

one month passes...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cihoxn-UgAAlbU0.jpg

mookieproof, Sunday, 15 May 2016 21:24 (eight years ago)

apparently marc andreessen posted something about how india would be better off if it was still a colony

μpright mammal (mh), Sunday, 15 May 2016 21:39 (eight years ago)

He didn't quite say that - he said anti-colonialism had been disastrous for the Indian economy for decades. It was in the context of the country rejecting Facebook's 'free basics' model.

On a Raqqa tip (ShariVari), Sunday, 15 May 2016 21:49 (eight years ago)

sounds like a moldbugism xp

Mordy, Sunday, 15 May 2016 22:02 (eight years ago)

facebook's free basics thing is a poor fit for India and is pretty much the most neo-colonial capitalist endeavor

μpright mammal (mh), Sunday, 15 May 2016 22:32 (eight years ago)

Yep. There was a good Guardian article about it last week.

https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2016/may/12/facebook-free-basics-india-zuckerberg

On a Raqqa tip (ShariVari), Sunday, 15 May 2016 22:35 (eight years ago)

Senior people at Facebook, the executive said, had convinced themselves they had special pull with the prime minister. “They believed Modi would do it for them,” he said, recalling meetings where people discussed the similarities in “managing” India and Africa: “It worked in Burundi, so it should work in India.”

*reads up about the people of Burundi and its government*

ummm

μpright mammal (mh), Monday, 16 May 2016 00:22 (eight years ago)

Smartest guys in the room

bothan zulu (El Tomboto), Monday, 16 May 2016 00:25 (eight years ago)

andreessen framing it as some anti-western influence thing when it was actually indians having a public discussion about net neutrality and corporate influence

and people in silicon valley wonder why we're so skeptical of their techno-utopianism

μpright mammal (mh), Monday, 16 May 2016 00:31 (eight years ago)

Zuckerberg is apparently going to meet with Dana Perino and Glenn Beck after the pathetic WATB fallout from FB's insipid "lock j-school grads in a basement and make them do 3 line summaries of news" experiment. Maybe he can finally convince social conservatives like Curt Schilling to start using Facebook.

bothan zulu (El Tomboto), Monday, 16 May 2016 00:49 (eight years ago)

perhaps ‎andrew schlafly will be inspired to start his own version of facebook

mookieproof, Monday, 16 May 2016 02:26 (eight years ago)

misread as andrew ridgely, was surprised

🐸a hairy howling toad torments a man whose wife is deathly ill (James Morrison), Monday, 16 May 2016 03:48 (eight years ago)

fingers crossed xp

μpright mammal (mh), Monday, 16 May 2016 03:48 (eight years ago)

I miss the days when the super-rich would just start dumb ineffectual charities and not try to usurp the role of government.

JWoww Gilberto (man alive), Monday, 16 May 2016 04:28 (eight years ago)

https://www.dissentmagazine.org/article/plutocrats-at-work-how-big-philanthropy-undermines-democracy

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 16 May 2016 12:43 (eight years ago)

this "free basics" thing has very little to do with charity and a hell of a lot to do with getting more facebook users and expanding their advertising network

μpright mammal (mh), Monday, 16 May 2016 14:24 (eight years ago)

Caek that essay is terrific, thanks for that link.

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 18 May 2016 00:27 (eight years ago)

yup i enjoyed the opening rant i saved my highlights which were...

“One hundred years later, big philanthropy still aims to solve the world’s problems—with foundation trustees deciding what is a problem and how to fix it. They may act with good intentions, but they define “good.” The arrangement remains thoroughly plutocratic: it is the exercise of wealth-derived power in the public sphere with minimal democratic controls and civic obligations.”

“The main rationale for both the tax exemption and the charitable contribution tax deduction (created in 1917) is to stimulate private giving. Yet this is a weak rationale when applied to the super-rich; a more effective way to stimulate their giving would be to raise the estate and capital gains taxes. It is a meaningless rationale for the 65 percent of American taxpayers who don’t itemize their deductions and therefore can’t use the charity tax break.”

“Sycophancy is built into the structure of philanthropy: grantees shape their work to please their benefactors; they are perpetual supplicants for future funding. As a result, foundation executives and trustees almost never receive critical feedback. They are treated like royalty, which breeds hubris—the occupational disorder of philanthro-barons”

“When the creator of a mega-foundation says, “I can do what I want because it’s my money,” he or she is wrong. A substantial portion of the wealth—35 percent or more, depending on tax rates—has been diverted from the public treasury, where voters would have determined its use.”

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 18 May 2016 01:48 (eight years ago)

The fact that gigantic charitable foundations, such as the Ford Foundation or Rockefeller Foundation, are merely alternative methods for their boards of directors (often controlled by their founder or by their founder's heirs) to exercise power over society is an open secret. This was one of those compromises that were made at the time the income tax and estate taxes were being imposed on the plutocrats who arose in the last decades of the 19th century. It was always understood that this arrangement allowed wealthy people to continue to control their money as they saw fit, provided some sort of philanthropic fig leaf was applied to the transaction.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Wednesday, 18 May 2016 02:03 (eight years ago)

i ended up looking into the alternatives in case i am a billionaire one day and it seems the options are either:

voluntarily pay down the national debt (lol this is dumb) https://www.treasurydirect.gov/govt/reports/pd/gift/gift.htm

and "gifts to the united states"

http://www.fms.treas.gov/faq/moretopics_gifts.html
Citizens who wish to make a general donation to the U.S. government may send contributions to a specific account called "Gifts to the United States." This account was established in 1843 to accept gifts, such as bequests, from individuals wishing to express their patriotism to the United States. Money deposited into this account is for general use by the federal government and can be available for budget needs. These contributions are considered an unconditional gift to the government. Financial gifts can be made by check or money order payable to the United States Treasury and mailed to the address below.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 18 May 2016 02:17 (eight years ago)

hmm we should have beers more often

your treat

mookieproof, Wednesday, 18 May 2016 02:30 (eight years ago)

tangentially reminds me of the savings bonds my grandma bought for me. not the most interest-bearing investment, but at the time they were something like 6% compounded annually. so $250 worth of bonds every year or two turned into a couple grand for me after 20 years

μpright mammal (mh), Wednesday, 18 May 2016 02:36 (eight years ago)

current bond rate is something like .1% for EE series :(

μpright mammal (mh), Wednesday, 18 May 2016 02:37 (eight years ago)

I have no money rn but I believe in the American Dream xxp

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 18 May 2016 04:15 (eight years ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CixMwpfXAAA5rvI.jpg

mookieproof, Wednesday, 18 May 2016 21:34 (eight years ago)

dude is disrupting the shit out of the status quo

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, 18 May 2016 21:36 (eight years ago)

can we talk about this
http://www.sandiegouniontribune.com/news/2016/may/17/rentberry-sparks-fears-housing-crisis/

ian, Wednesday, 18 May 2016 21:44 (eight years ago)

jesus christ

μpright mammal (mh), Wednesday, 18 May 2016 21:47 (eight years ago)

gross

marcos, Wednesday, 18 May 2016 21:50 (eight years ago)

omg what how can that possibly be legal

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 18 May 2016 21:58 (eight years ago)

Great. Something else for the leftists to whine about. "But I DESERVE that big, nice apartment in the chic area for what it would have gone for 25 years ago! I can't afford to pay more, but that's where I need to live!" Shaddap.
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Free market. No one complains about eBay. And Sf has rent control. Those entitled people just cry about everything. Move away from the city if you won't put in the effort to afford it.

I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 18 May 2016 21:59 (eight years ago)

I also wonder how it would work logistically -- Does rentberry meet you and check you out? Does it do a credit check? Does it hold your security deposit money for you and verify that you actually have the ability to pay the rent you bid?

www.ramenclassaction.com (man alive), Wednesday, 18 May 2016 22:01 (eight years ago)

If you don't pay, the landlord can just use GoonBerry.

schwantz, Wednesday, 18 May 2016 22:58 (eight years ago)

http://www.theonion.com/article/ayahuasca-shaman-dreading-another-week-guiding-tec-52941

μpright mammal (mh), Thursday, 19 May 2016 21:30 (eight years ago)

this is excellent https://nplusonemag.com/issue-25/on-the-fringe/uncanny-valley/

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 23 May 2016 14:22 (eight years ago)

Good writing, but I wonder who all of these tech-obsessed techies are that spend every minute talking about tech and going to meetups and talking about funding at parties and everything. I've been in the valley for a long time, and this seems to be a particular breed of nerd that I haven't come across too often. The author makes it seem pervasive. Maybe she needs a new group of friends...

schwantz, Monday, 23 May 2016 15:38 (eight years ago)

cross-posted from the "buying a house" thread but figured it could go here too http://www.citylab.com/housing/2016/05/the-rise-of-million-dollar-homes-in-san-francisco-and-the-bay-area/483485/

crazy

marcos, Monday, 23 May 2016 17:33 (eight years ago)

thanks for that caek, that was really good.

I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Monday, 23 May 2016 18:23 (eight years ago)

at least when she was talking about the office day, it was v redolent of my own experience in a medium sized pre-ipo startup

schwantz i agree that your social life is what you make of them to an extent, and it's very easy to avoid the tech scene in nyc. but this rang true

We care about one another. We even care about the executives who can make us feel like shit. We want good lives for them, just like we want good lives for ourselves. We care, for fuck’s sake, about the company culture.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 23 May 2016 18:38 (eight years ago)

how many ppl is "medium-sized" approximately?

μpright mammal (mh), Monday, 23 May 2016 18:41 (eight years ago)

i don't know how accurately it depicts the silicon valley culture and don't really care too much, but the writing was excellent.

I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Monday, 23 May 2016 18:49 (eight years ago)

i joined at just below 200, people had been saying IPO next year for a year or two at that stage. still no IPO but they're at about 500 employees i think

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 23 May 2016 19:22 (eight years ago)

that sounds reasonable, I wasn't sure where the line merged into large

anything more than like... 50 - 100 people, maybe, seems like a medium-sized company? I'm sure there's a gartner study that tells me exactly where the quadrants are

μpright mammal (mh), Monday, 23 May 2016 19:46 (eight years ago)

Under Dunbar's number, small company. Over Dunbar's number, medium company. Over 10x Dunbar's number, large company.

https://www.sba.gov/sites/default/files/files/Size_Standards_Table.pdf

Information businesses generally are categorized as "large" at >~$30M or >1000 employees apparently.

El Tomboto, Monday, 23 May 2016 22:32 (eight years ago)

hmm, tricky one. I think my employer fits under a couple different categories

μpright mammal (mh), Monday, 23 May 2016 22:42 (eight years ago)

just making it towards the end of caek's article, which I v much enjoyed (with all the usual tinges of bitterness)

I tell her that the first woman engineer is also the only engineer without SSH access to the servers

sad lol of recognition, from across the world and considerably further down the glamour (and pay) scale

a passing spacecadet, Tuesday, 24 May 2016 12:20 (eight years ago)

lmao yeah i listened to a lot of industrial music as a teen too

https://twitter.com/Outsideness/status/735135973323898880

goole, Tuesday, 24 May 2016 16:00 (eight years ago)

He didn't quite say that - he said anti-colonialism had been disastrous for the Indian economy for decades. It was in the context of the country rejecting Facebook's 'free basics' model.

― On a Raqqa tip (ShariVari), Sunday, May 15, 2016 10:49 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

he donated tonnes of money to mitt and supports his politics so this makes sense

F♯ A♯ (∞), Tuesday, 24 May 2016 17:37 (eight years ago)

this is excellent https://nplusonemag.com/issue-25/on-the-fringe/uncanny-valley/

― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, May 23, 2016 10:22 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

great read thanks

marcos, Tuesday, 24 May 2016 20:25 (eight years ago)

goole wtf is that

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 24 May 2016 20:42 (eight years ago)

http://gizmodo.com/how-san-francisco-plans-to-use-self-driving-cars-to-fix-1778306148

Done right, self-driving cars can also alleviate the city’s affordable housing crisis. “It’s a space issue,” said Tim Papandreou, chief innovation officer for San Francisco’s Municipal Transportation Agency (SFMTA), who recently spearheaded the city’s big proposal. “We have the data to prove we won’t need the space on the streets anymore. But if we do both shared and electric automated vehicles, we’re not just freeing up space in the street, we’re freeing up space in the lots.”

San Francisco’s vision is one of the seven finalists for the Smart City Challenge, the US Department of Transportation-sponsored contest to turn one American city into a transportation utopia. As one of the finalists, San Francisco received $100,000 to refine its proposal, and could get up to $50 million more for implementation when the winning Smart City is announced this summer.

SMDH WTF $50M bonfire waiting to happen.

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 24 May 2016 20:59 (eight years ago)

You know what could alleviate your housing crisis is density and fixing the fucking transit systems you've already got
but no - robot cars will save us all! do they work? no! but free money for local companies that are already made of money and are basically all tax cheats! yes!

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 24 May 2016 21:00 (eight years ago)

otfm

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 24 May 2016 21:09 (eight years ago)

Done right, self-driving cars can also alleviate the city’s affordable housing crisis

love when you can check out after the first sentence

μpright mammal (mh), Tuesday, 24 May 2016 21:12 (eight years ago)

http://extras.mnginteractive.com/live/media/site568/2016/0517/20160517_071827_google-stuckped-0518.jpg

This diagram from a patent granted May 17 to Google shows how a pedestrian hit by a self-driving car would remain stuck to the front of the vehicle with glue, theoretically to prevent further injuries from being carried along and then thrown. (U.S. Patent Office)

map, Tuesday, 24 May 2016 21:14 (eight years ago)

lol what the hell

a man a plan alive (man alive), Tuesday, 24 May 2016 21:17 (eight years ago)

tombot otm

marcos, Tuesday, 24 May 2016 21:18 (eight years ago)

what could possibly go wrong w pedestrians glued to the front of cars

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 24 May 2016 21:18 (eight years ago)

well if they're glued to a self-driving car that never needs parking then they aren't part of the housing problem anymore

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 25 May 2016 00:09 (eight years ago)

just make the self-driving cars out of homeless people and skip the glue

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 25 May 2016 00:09 (eight years ago)

Crumple zones!

schwantz, Wednesday, 25 May 2016 02:14 (eight years ago)

The Collateral remake will be spectacular

bonita pooleymoon (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 25 May 2016 02:25 (eight years ago)

You're also going to have to glue the first pedestrian that gets hit so that the next one doesn't get thrown.

ǂbait (seandalai), Wednesday, 25 May 2016 13:22 (eight years ago)

Peter Bromberg
Energetic, Positive, Confident, Assertive Motivator-Visionary Influencer-Driver personality.

I am a former Microsoft C# .NET MVP (Most Valuable Professional) for 10 years , author, and UnEducator based in the Orlando Florida area. I write mostly about .NET, formerly for eggheadcafe and currently at my programming blog at peterbromberg.net. I'm an ex-jazz musician and stockbroker who dreams of being a philanthropist and paying less in taxes. I believe in the US Constitution and free-market "Austrian" economic theories. I'm also a "climate realist" and believe in good science, which is never "settled".

As a computer programmer with over 25 years of hands-on experience in designing and developing large-scale enterprise applications, I am an expert at solving business problems.

I'm on Google+ because I enjoy engaging with others. Unlike Facebook or Twitter, the G+ ecosystem makes this much easier.

I'm a long time Mensa member, but I do not believe that possessing a high IQ makes you smart. My favorite quotation is: "Wrong is Right" -- Thelonius Monk.

I tend to be skeptical of everything, and believe that is a healthy way to approach ideas.

Some subjects that I am interested in are: Art, Jazz, Classical, Photography, Politics, Science, Erotica, Psychology,Economics. One of my hobbies is creating digital photocollage with my original photographs and Autodesk Maya software.

Most all of my posts are public, and I only have two circles: Close Friends (I get notifications) and Friends (Everybody else). You graduate to "Close Friends" when you engage with me and I see that we have some things in common. I am very accessible, but get to know me first by interacting with me before you send me a Hangout request.

NOTE: I occasionally make controversial posts or comments in order to stir debate. This rubs some people the wrong way. That's too bad. My comments are my own, and do not represent in any way those of any employer or client, past or present. I encourage civil debate, whether you agree with me or not, but if you engage in ad-hominem personal insults on one of my posts you are gonna get blocked in a New York second.

Excerpts provided by me are pursuant to the Fair Use Doctrine for educational and discussion purposes per Title 17 U.S.C. Section 107, Copyright Law.

Copyright Disclaimer Under Section 107 of the Copyright Act 1976, allowance is made for "fair use" for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, and research. Fair use is a use permitted by copyright statute that might otherwise be infringing. Non-profit, educational or personal use tips the balance in favor of fair use.

bamcquern, Friday, 27 May 2016 07:14 (eight years ago)

these self-aggrandizing tech libertarian bio blurbs are irresistible to me

bamcquern, Friday, 27 May 2016 07:15 (eight years ago)

amazing

marcos, Friday, 27 May 2016 10:17 (eight years ago)

I tend to be skeptical of everything

Energetic, Positive, Confident, Assertive Motivator-Visionary Influencer-Driver personality.

Noodle Vague, Friday, 27 May 2016 10:20 (eight years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/P8wV1vq.png

just sayin, Friday, 27 May 2016 10:22 (eight years ago)

so happy I am never in a role that requires me to write a bio

μpright mammal (mh), Friday, 27 May 2016 14:29 (eight years ago)

brb adapting that guy's bio to be my okcupid profile

μpright mammal (mh), Friday, 27 May 2016 14:29 (eight years ago)

feel like it's probably reasonably simple to write a bio that doesn't present yourself as an enormous pulsating tool

Noodle Vague, Friday, 27 May 2016 14:30 (eight years ago)

that thinks it rules from the centre of the ultraworld?

El Tomboto, Friday, 27 May 2016 14:33 (eight years ago)

, Erotica,

Sean, let me be clear (silby), Friday, 27 May 2016 15:32 (eight years ago)

http://www.vanityfair.com/news/2016/06/how-mark-zuckerberg-led-facebooks-war-to-crush-google-plus

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 6 June 2016 23:35 (eight years ago)

wait they actually thought Google now was a huge looming threat? lol

How about Facebook’s first version of Search, available in English only, mostly useful for checking out your friends’ single female friends, and since discontinued?

rip Facebook search I miss u

μpright mammal (mh), Tuesday, 7 June 2016 01:25 (eight years ago)

good piece

socka flocka-jones (man alive), Tuesday, 7 June 2016 03:24 (eight years ago)

on reading old issues of Wired from the 90s

http://www.newyorker.com/culture/cultural-comment/on-reading-issues-of-wired-from-1993-to-1995

de l'asshole (flopson), Tuesday, 7 June 2016 14:32 (eight years ago)

I don't get why they killed facebook search, it wasn't some life-changing product, it just made their search engine marginally more useful

iatee, Tuesday, 7 June 2016 15:40 (eight years ago)

Maybe I don't remember what that was, because it seems to me like they have a search function that works ok and certainly better than the one they originally had.

socka flocka-jones (man alive), Tuesday, 7 June 2016 15:42 (eight years ago)

i want someone to write about the change in Facebook Event visibility

at some point you could see any (public) Event anyone you were friends with was invited to. and then it switched to only events that you were personally invited to. and now i think they charge the promoter for greater visibility. i was helping run a venue space last year and now it's super fucked, you can't even invite members of a group you manage but only your personal friends. so only personal friends of promoters get explicitly invited

anyways it used to be great cause you could easily find out about stuff going on that you werent necessarily directly plugged into. and i swear to god this change had discernible effects in montreal music + party scene (and i assume elsewhere)

de l'asshole (flopson), Tuesday, 7 June 2016 15:55 (eight years ago)

Huh, I can see 'Events Popular in your Network' and 'Related to your Events History' AND 'Popular Events Nearby' on the web and I occasionally get a notification "Friends of yours are going to an event nearby", which seems a Zuckertastic double-edged sword.

Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, 7 June 2016 16:10 (eight years ago)

lol every time I get that notification I'm like "Holy shit, there is actually an event in Forest Hills?" And then I realize it just means "New York City." But it fools me every time.

socka flocka-jones (man alive), Tuesday, 7 June 2016 16:11 (eight years ago)

i've got "friends are going to an event nearby" when it's on in brighton. or yeah, just "hey your friend also lives in london". events has been fucked for a long time for various reasons, i can't even keep track of them all since it's been so annoying for so long in so many different ways.

japanese mage (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 7 June 2016 16:15 (eight years ago)

yeah you can see some stuff but i know for a fact they're withholding 90% of it from you

de l'asshole (flopson), Tuesday, 7 June 2016 18:09 (eight years ago)

they killed fb search because it gave an instant view to all the data you have "visible" to the public/friends/friends-of-friends

it's one thing to not mind if a random friend-of-friend knows where you work, but when some creep (*cough*) can think "hmm this girl named Sarah said she works at that local giant place" and you search "women named Sarah who work at giant place and live in this city" and she pops up it's fuckin' weird

Or, say, "women between ages of 18 and 35 with no relationship status or single relationship status who live in.." and get every person who has their gender, age, and vague location set to public

μpright mammal (mh), Tuesday, 7 June 2016 18:42 (eight years ago)

that makes sense. it would work fine if everyone had sensible privacy settings, but fb has reason to push people away from sensible privacy settings.

iatee, Tuesday, 7 June 2016 18:44 (eight years ago)

obviously that shit is way useful for serving targeted ads, but randos or even advertisers shouldn't get more than "12 users matched your criteria"

I'd argue their privacy settings aren't that bad as long as there's not a way to troll that shit! Even if I were to program something, I wouldn't get a list of all ppl in my area given broad criteria because that's not public

μpright mammal (mh), Tuesday, 7 June 2016 18:47 (eight years ago)

public to find manually versus public to broadly search are two pretty diff things

μpright mammal (mh), Tuesday, 7 June 2016 18:48 (eight years ago)

Miss that search.

Jeff, Tuesday, 7 June 2016 18:52 (eight years ago)

my man

μpright mammal (mh), Tuesday, 7 June 2016 20:38 (eight years ago)

http://nymag.com/selectall/2016/06/peter-thiel.html

he's a christian too??!? how does one person become such an intellectual trainwreck

j., Wednesday, 15 June 2016 00:51 (eight years ago)

Social maladaption + money

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 15 June 2016 00:53 (eight years ago)

right obviously but i mean, i always thought the point of being a nerd and/or having money was that it freed you from kowtowing to all the myths and cant

plus what kind of christian wants to extend life indefinitely, IT'S ALREADY EXTENDED EVERLASTINGLY

j., Wednesday, 15 June 2016 01:01 (eight years ago)

maybe a la the protestant ethic the idea is to extend life indefinitely in order to obtain maximal wealth and thus maximal salvation!

ryan, Wednesday, 15 June 2016 02:27 (eight years ago)

yeesh http://techcrunch.com/2016/06/14/zenefits-is-laying-off-another-106-people-and-offering-others-a-buyout/

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 15 June 2016 03:17 (eight years ago)

https://medium.com/thinkpiece-dot-club/techs-scapegoat-complex-38a4bfb37f22#.mcz4fwrf1

ryan, you will be so into this

j., Wednesday, 15 June 2016 06:36 (eight years ago)

!

are we to presume that Thiel took classes from Girard.

Michel Serres is at Stanford too. if he wasn't so loopy i could imagine silicon valley types getting into him.

ryan, Wednesday, 15 June 2016 15:16 (eight years ago)

that was what i gathered but i dunno

j., Wednesday, 15 June 2016 18:00 (eight years ago)

two weeks pass...

well this happened

http://www.sfgate.com/business/technology/article/Self-driving-car-driver-died-after-crash-in-8334982.php

Οὖτις, Thursday, 30 June 2016 21:48 (eight years ago)

feel like self-driving car is not something i want to be beta-testing

The Nickelbackean Ethics (jim in glasgow), Thursday, 30 June 2016 21:51 (eight years ago)

So far, way better than human-driven cars...

schwantz, Thursday, 30 June 2016 22:09 (eight years ago)

I'm quite capable of driving under a truck without digital intervention

🐸a hairy howling toad torments a man whose wife is deathly ill (James Morrison), Friday, 1 July 2016 00:21 (eight years ago)

theres one for the old silicon valley resume

6 god none the richer (m bison), Friday, 1 July 2016 02:18 (eight years ago)

The deaths per miles driven stay that Tesla is citing is a little misleading - that number is going to include drunk driving accidents, people not wearing seat belts etc.

socka flocka-jones (man alive), Friday, 1 July 2016 02:54 (eight years ago)

granted a drunk person is obviously a lot safer in a self driving car.

socka flocka-jones (man alive), Friday, 1 July 2016 02:55 (eight years ago)

unless the car is drunk

μpright mammal (mh), Friday, 1 July 2016 03:11 (eight years ago)

That's at least one Herbie film, right?

Andrew Farrell, Friday, 1 July 2016 07:09 (eight years ago)

Seen so many techno-utopians on reddit and elsewhere screaming that it's the driver's fault for not taking over the autopilot when they saw the truck turning, not the software's fault. a) if you are not already driving the car, your reaction time is gonna be a lot slower, and b) if the autopilot works correctly for the first two months you have a car, of course you're gonna assume it works correctly all the time. people compare it to cruise control, but cruise control is waaaay more predictable. I don't even understand why people think an autopilot you have to monitor vigilantly is even a good idea

Vinnie, Friday, 1 July 2016 10:02 (eight years ago)

I don't even understand why people think an autopilot you have to monitor vigilantly is even a good idea.

Bingo! We have a winner!

This is not exactly a situation like airliners, where the human pilots are highly trained, highly paid professionals, with the built-in redundancy of a co-pilot who can take over for the main pilot at any moment. Plus there aren't many other objects to hit at 30,000 feet. In that situation an autopilot is just a tool for use by professionals. Ordinary cars and their drivers do not meet any of these qualifications.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Friday, 1 July 2016 17:20 (eight years ago)

even w airline pilots in the autopilot era you get things like air france 447, where the autopilot fails and at least one of the pilots hasn't actually played microsoft flight simulator enough (and/or is sufficiently panicked+confused) to know you nose down in a stall

le Histoire du Edgy Miley (difficult listening hour), Friday, 1 July 2016 19:20 (eight years ago)

monitoring an autopilot vigilantly sounds like it would take more mental effort than driving

socka flocka-jones (man alive), Friday, 1 July 2016 20:34 (eight years ago)

i agree that an autopilot you have to monitor in a quick response situation like driving seems lethal, but 1 death in, what, a year?, seems like it's less lethal than letting the human drive.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 1 July 2016 20:36 (eight years ago)

1 death in, what, a year?

tbf, human-piloted cars were driven a few more miles and hours last year than the self-driving ones

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Friday, 1 July 2016 21:34 (eight years ago)

https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2016/jul/01/tesla-driver-killed-autopilot-self-driving-car-harry-potter

Tesla driver killed while using autopilot was watching Harry Potter, witness says

🐸a hairy howling toad torments a man whose wife is deathly ill (James Morrison), Saturday, 2 July 2016 00:03 (eight years ago)

Inattentius collisio!

Guayaquil (eephus!), Saturday, 2 July 2016 00:13 (eight years ago)

one third of automobile deaths result from drunk driving and more than half involve no seatbelt, so musk's comparison needs to be taken with a massive grain of salt. So far it is certainly not apparent that self driving cars are as safe as human-driven by non drunks where you are wearing a restraint.

socka flocka-jones (man alive), Saturday, 2 July 2016 00:14 (eight years ago)

Ouch from NYT: “[Joshua Brown] had said, ‘For something to catch Elon Musk’s eye, I can die and go to heaven now,’” said a neighbor, Krista Kitchen, choking up. “He was absolutely thrilled – and then a couple weeks later he died.”

One bad call from barely losing to (Alex in SF), Saturday, 2 July 2016 12:47 (eight years ago)

If this was a subplot on Silicon Valley we would be laughing

Οὖτις, Saturday, 2 July 2016 14:28 (eight years ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CmXghC9WAAAfbrU.jpg

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Saturday, 2 July 2016 18:36 (eight years ago)

Rex: I was still young enough that I wanted to have a, like, a party hangout kind of life, and Seattle…seemed interesting at the time, but man, I just kept meeting people that — I always say it’s a city that has product managers who want to be vice presidents.

Paul: Ooof.

Rex: Like it’s a lot of, just…

Rich: Wow.

Paul: [wounded noise]

Rex: A lot of Amazon people…

Rich: That’s a rough tagline for Seattle tourism right there.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 5 July 2016 16:42 (eight years ago)

they're easy to spot and avoid tho

Sean, let me be clear (silby), Tuesday, 5 July 2016 16:59 (eight years ago)

caek, what is that from

ejemplo (crüt), Tuesday, 5 July 2016 17:02 (eight years ago)

sorry https://trackchanges.postlight.com/podcast-20-rex-sorgatz-the-other-side-of-fate-2151da51f998#.ivs4e4udy

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 5 July 2016 17:05 (eight years ago)

hey I know that Paul Ford guy, was at his wedding and everything

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 5 July 2016 17:06 (eight years ago)

what?!

mh, Tuesday, 5 July 2016 18:05 (eight years ago)

I'm surprised at the connection, but mostly surprised you aren't commenting on a thread about his wedding saying that you didn't go but heard it was a bad ceremony

mh, Tuesday, 5 July 2016 18:06 (eight years ago)

he married the woman who officiated my own wedding. we aren't best buds or anything, but his wife is an old college friend of mine

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 5 July 2016 18:40 (eight years ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CnCBn18VMAAfqhw.jpg

mookieproof, Sunday, 10 July 2016 21:26 (eight years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/ZeqyR0o.jpg

Le Bateau Ivre, Sunday, 10 July 2016 23:13 (eight years ago)

Benioff is one of the least terrible though

El Tomboto, Monday, 11 July 2016 00:30 (eight years ago)

Like, he actually uses some of his money & influence on actual progressive political causes in the real world, he's not trying to invent Utopia in a west coast bunker and export it to the rest of us dummies

El Tomboto, Monday, 11 July 2016 00:33 (eight years ago)

Yeah he's ok w me

Tweet was inappropriate but its undeniable social media has been crucial un bringing this issue wide attention

Οὖτις, Monday, 11 July 2016 01:03 (eight years ago)

he is sorry

mh, Monday, 11 July 2016 14:22 (eight years ago)

Source?

inside, skeletons are always inside, that's obvious. (dowd), Monday, 11 July 2016 16:03 (eight years ago)

Sorry. Im sorry. Im trying to remove it

goole, Monday, 11 July 2016 16:28 (eight years ago)

yeah idk look at LBI's image

mh, Monday, 11 July 2016 18:04 (eight years ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CnXjMNOUsAAztY1.jpg:small

mookieproof, Friday, 15 July 2016 02:46 (eight years ago)

idk what 'expensify' is but they do realize the Lord of the Flies was a rotting pig's head on a stick, right?

five memes that i can hardly stand to view (Doctor Casino), Friday, 15 July 2016 05:07 (eight years ago)

oddly enough, so is the ceo of expensify

mh, Friday, 15 July 2016 14:44 (eight years ago)

should we have a thread for Sourpuss Valley techno-dystopianism?

http://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2016/07/pokemon-go-invasion-oliver-stone-snowden-surveillance/

It manipulates your behaviour. It has happened already quite a bit on the Internet, but you’ll see it everywhere—you'll see a new form of, frankly, a robot society, where they will know how you want to behave and they will make the mockup that matches how you behave and feed you. It’s what they call totalitarianism.

El Tomboto, Friday, 22 July 2016 14:51 (eight years ago)

lol the promos for that oliver stone snowden film look horrible

mh, Friday, 22 July 2016 15:20 (eight years ago)

I enjoy the work of Joseph Gordon-Levitt but hearing him do that monotone "I do very important work" voice made me shake my head

mh, Friday, 22 July 2016 15:25 (eight years ago)

Seems relevant, in terms of mocking SV shit:

http://mobile.nytimes.com/2016/07/31/magazine/the-oppressive-gospel-of-minimalism.html

Sentient animated cat gif (kingfish), Monday, 1 August 2016 17:22 (eight years ago)

the author retweeted this which is definitely an early stage homeware startup look right now

https://twitter.com/333333333433333/status/759038739951788032

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 1 August 2016 17:29 (eight years ago)

I think that's the shade of pink that BUTT uses

Sean, let me be clear (silby), Monday, 1 August 2016 17:31 (eight years ago)

He now carries nothing but a bag of clothes and a backpack containing a computer, an iPad and a smartphone. “I have zero other possessions,” he writes

Other than clothing and all of the world's knowledge, information, communications channels and entertainment at my fingertips, I have no possessions.

socka flocka-jones (man alive), Monday, 1 August 2016 20:55 (eight years ago)

that's all I took on vacation and while I was surviving, I really missed my shit

mh, Monday, 1 August 2016 20:57 (eight years ago)

scratch that, I just had the iPad and phone in one bag and clothes in another. even then, I kept accumulating magazines and books and more shit. I am an expert shit-acquirer

mh, Monday, 1 August 2016 20:59 (eight years ago)

all of the world's knowledge, information, communications channels and entertainment

vast amounts of this are not on the internet but sure

Οὖτις, Monday, 1 August 2016 20:59 (eight years ago)

no, it's all there. you just haven't found it yet.

mh, Monday, 1 August 2016 21:03 (eight years ago)

so how about that Peter Thiel, living off the blood of youth? what a guy

mh, Monday, 1 August 2016 21:03 (eight years ago)

“I don’t hold onto all the things society tells me to hold onto.”

deal_with_it.gif

geometry-stabilized craft (art), Monday, 1 August 2016 21:05 (eight years ago)

"i want to live on a barge in the ocean, with other libertarians."
"huh ok."
"forever. i need blood."

goole, Monday, 1 August 2016 21:05 (eight years ago)

wait was is this blood thing about

Οὖτις, Monday, 1 August 2016 21:16 (eight years ago)

Google it.

One bad call from barely losing to (Alex in SF), Monday, 1 August 2016 21:18 (eight years ago)

surprised the Soylent guy's escapades in "experimental housing" didn't make it to this thread yet

El Tomboto, Monday, 1 August 2016 21:25 (eight years ago)

Peter Thiel is Dracula

mh, Monday, 1 August 2016 21:41 (eight years ago)

vast amounts of this are not on the internet but sure

― Οὖτις, Monday, August 1, 2016 3:59 PM (42 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Obv did not mean that literally, just kind of lol @ people who are like "I only travel with clothing and an iphone and ipad" when that's the equivalent of traveling with many libraries' worth of books and periodicals, maps, directories, music and movies, etc.

socka flocka-jones (man alive), Monday, 1 August 2016 21:43 (eight years ago)

yeah if you can get any fuckin' wifi that doesn't suck

mh, Monday, 1 August 2016 21:44 (eight years ago)

I only travel with a sock to hide my genitals and a CB radio

Sean, let me be clear (silby), Monday, 1 August 2016 21:44 (eight years ago)

and a bigass antenna for the CB

mh, Monday, 1 August 2016 21:45 (eight years ago)

I guess you could put that in the sock, too

mh, Monday, 1 August 2016 21:45 (eight years ago)

idk if this is the right thread but the combination of start-up / new tech and complete gullibility around Theranos is fascinating and points to a wider issue around disruptive technology that sounds amazing but doesn't actually work.

Elizabeth Holmes' chutzpah is remarkable:

http://www.vanityfair.com/news/2016/08/elizabeth-holmes-presentation-theranos-data

From a paywalled FT article:

“It is a bait and switch,” said Dr Geoffrey Baird, an associate professor of laboratory medicine at the University of Washington. “We were told we were going to hear about the science of Theranos, but this is a new speculative prototype idea.”

“What we just saw was BS,” he added. “It is not the device they used clinically, and we saw nothing that tells us that these assays are valid or even safe for patients.”

John Ioannidis, a professor at Stanford University Medical School, Ms Holmes’ alma mater, said the presentation was “better than nothing” but bemoaned the fact that the company still had not produced any peer-reviewed research.

On a Raqqa tip (ShariVari), Tuesday, 2 August 2016 08:00 (eight years ago)

http://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2014/12/15/blood-simpler?currentPage=all

What exactly happens in the machines is treated as a state secret, and Holmes’s description of the process was comically vague: “A chemistry is performed so that a chemical reaction occurs and generates a signal from the chemical interaction with the sample, which is translated into a result, which is then reviewed by certified laboratory personnel.” She added that, thanks to “miniaturization and automation, we are able to handle these tiny samples.”

Board members are clearly charmed by Holmes. She is a careful listener, and she is unnervingly serene; employees say that they can’t remember an instance when she raised her voice. “She has sometimes been called another Steve Jobs, but I think that’s an inadequate comparison,” Perry, who knew Jobs, said. “She has a social consciousness that Steve never had. He was a genius; she’s one with a big heart.”

Kissinger advised Holmes to concentrate on building up Theranos in the U.S. before launching it in developing nations, he said, so that “it would not look like we were experimenting on them.”

r|t|c, Tuesday, 2 August 2016 10:19 (eight years ago)

Theranos has been a busted flush for a while - there's a great article from Vanity Fair from May (and one from Wired from last year) excoriating the expansion of silicon valley tech press breathlessness to medical matters (I thought I read about it on here, but I guess not?)

http://www.vanityfair.com/news/2016/05/theranos-silicon-valley-media

http://www.wired.com/2015/10/theranos-scandal-exposes-the-problem-with-techs-hype-cycle/

Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, 2 August 2016 12:03 (eight years ago)

iirc theranos had some licensing revoked and it's valued lower than their outstanding debts

mh, Tuesday, 2 August 2016 12:31 (eight years ago)

Yep, went from being valued at $9bn to practically zero within a few weeks and Holmes has a two year ban on operating a lab pending.

On a Raqqa tip (ShariVari), Tuesday, 2 August 2016 12:51 (eight years ago)

http://blog.traintracks.io/a-swede-returns-to-silicon-valley-from-china-2/

My first experience of the States and of Silicon Valley was absolutely soul-crushingly disappointing. I landed in San Francisco and felt like I had traveled back in time. Far from the expected glass towers of a technological utopia, what I found was a surprisingly run down city that reminded me of traveling in Eastern Europe. It seemed to be all pot and potholes, and the culture was difficult to navigate. I was told not to discuss religion and politics, which is really all we talk about in Sweden, and I was confused by the sheer amount of narcissistic Ayn Rand followers.

What's the point of innovation if you're not building a better society?

I encountered levels of homelessness and mental illness that I was entirely unprepared for, but was repeatedly discouraged from donating any spare change by my new American community. It's not your problem, that was the mantra that un-ironically flowed from the lips of entrepreneurs that otherwise convinced themselves that they were making the world a better place, presumably for themselves and the people who were their problem. There was something absurd and almost obscene about watching the technocrats step over and around the homeless to get to jobs where they're given free food and drink.

As a Swede coming to the States, I was disillusioned. I had, as I think many young entrepreneurs have, idolized Silicon Valley as a utopian vision of an idealistic but well-meaning band of technocrats building the foundations for a just and democratic society, but in its place I found vanity, pettiness and greed. Not only did the emperor have no clothes, but the naked corpus revealed was unappetizing to my Swedish quasi-socialist ideals. Ultimately, I felt alone in Silicon Valley... I left.

goole, Wednesday, 3 August 2016 16:10 (eight years ago)

Well, yeah.

Sean, let me be clear (silby), Wednesday, 3 August 2016 16:19 (eight years ago)

yeah, San Francisco, what shithole, not enough glass towers.

socka flocka-jones (man alive), Wednesday, 3 August 2016 16:19 (eight years ago)

the rest of silicon valley is way more depressing than san francisco

all the money in the world is being funneled into the area and it's just a bunch of freeways and shitty office parks

iatee, Wednesday, 3 August 2016 16:21 (eight years ago)

sweden cutting edge in minimalist lifestyles though

esempiu (crüt), Wednesday, 3 August 2016 16:21 (eight years ago)

yeah I mean I mostly agree with what that guy says, I just don't really share his affection for glass towers

socka flocka-jones (man alive), Wednesday, 3 August 2016 16:22 (eight years ago)

never known anyone in SF to be shy about discussing religion or politics

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 3 August 2016 16:28 (eight years ago)

well and he picked beijing instead so

goole, Wednesday, 3 August 2016 16:31 (eight years ago)

surprised the Soylent guy's escapades in "experimental housing" didn't make it to this thread yet

― El Tomboto, Monday, August 1, 2016 5:25 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

We got into it over here - Soylent - the end of food

The thing about Sweden guy is that he's so embedded in the ideology that his critique becomes incoherent. I had, as I think many young entrepreneurs have, idolized Silicon Valley as a utopian vision of an idealistic but well-meaning band of technocrats building the foundations for a just and democratic society... Er - - - so wait, which is it, technocracy or democracy? If you're actually surprised to find that technocrats treat capitalism's inequities as externalities (or as invisible), then it sounds like maybe you don't know much about technocrats. The "glass towers" thing, which equates the built fabric of a city with its degree of managed social progress, just layers that over with weird throwbacks to the interwar Modernist imaginary - when the technocrats are in charge, everyone will live in glass towers of light and air!

we're gonna live in spatula city (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 3 August 2016 16:32 (eight years ago)

"no i did actually want absurd utopian futurism, you americans are just blind greedy sickos"

goole, Wednesday, 3 August 2016 16:32 (eight years ago)

Dr. C otm

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 3 August 2016 16:33 (eight years ago)

Yeah it's kind of obvious he's circumscribing the real narrative which is that the money in the SV dried up for him but the PRC has backed up to his office in a cash truck.

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 3 August 2016 19:22 (eight years ago)

Elizabeth Holmes' chutzpah is remarkable

I find her ability to snow people astounding. I'm obviously primed and biased because of what I know now about the company and her in particular but watching her speak it's just really hard to fathom how so many folks didn't immediately grasp that they were / are dealing with a total bullshitter. Watch her at 0:54 here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UiNFXcI9Rb8 This person is a bad liar. She's not good. What the hell is wrong with people?

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 3 August 2016 19:31 (eight years ago)

sorry https://trackchanges.postlight.com/podcast-20-rex-sorgatz-the-other-side-of-fate-2151da51f998#.ivs4e4udy

― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 5 July 2016 18:05 Bookmark

are there any other podcasts like this ppl might reccommend? stumbled across it randomly a while ago (i don't work in or have a specific interest in tech) but i really like it, always funny and perceptive

r|t|c, Wednesday, 3 August 2016 19:52 (eight years ago)

(can post them here Podcasts not to derail)

r|t|c, Wednesday, 3 August 2016 19:54 (eight years ago)

there is https://gimletmedia.com/show/reply-all/ which is kind of like track changes meets bbc radio 4 home truths

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 4 August 2016 17:38 (eight years ago)

oh man, had never actually watched a video of Elizabeth Holmes before. TBH hadn't even paid attention wrt Theranos until it became a scandal. This is like Madoff-level shit.

socka flocka-jones (man alive), Thursday, 4 August 2016 17:44 (eight years ago)

had not known the theranos board features bill frist, sam nunn, william perry, and henry kissinger

le Histoire du Edgy Miley (difficult listening hour), Thursday, 4 August 2016 18:49 (eight years ago)

(i see in a nyer profile from 2014)

le Histoire du Edgy Miley (difficult listening hour), Thursday, 4 August 2016 18:50 (eight years ago)

(the one that rtc posted)

le Histoire du Edgy Miley (difficult listening hour), Thursday, 4 August 2016 18:50 (eight years ago)

Another "well yeah" thinkpiece: http://www.theverge.com/2016/8/3/12325104/airbnb-aesthetic-global-minimalism-startup-gentrification

In 2011, a New York artist and designer named Laurel Schwulst started perusing Airbnb listings across the world in part to find design inspiration for her own apartment. "I viewed it almost as Google Street View for inside homes," she says. Schwulst began saving images that appealed to her and posting them on a Tumblr called "Modern Life Space." But she had a creeping feeling something was happening across the platform. "The Airbnb experience is supposed to be about real people and authenticity," Schwulst says. "But so many of them were similar," whether in Brooklyn, Osaka, Rio de Janeiro, Seoul, or Santiago.

There was the prevalence of mass-produced but tasteful furniture, for one. "It’s kind of an extension of Ikea showrooms," she says. But the similarities went beyond mass-production. The ideal Airbnb is both unfamiliar and completely recognizable: a sprinkling of specific cultural symbols of a place mixed with comprehensible devices, furniture, and decoration. "It’s funny how you want these really generic things but also want authenticity, too," Schwulst says.

Funny that...

Elvis Telecom, Friday, 5 August 2016 19:56 (eight years ago)

That's how you stage a home to be sold.
You want to get that super classy hotel vibe, where the things are nice, but also don't have any individual touch or imprint that could be interpreted as personal expression.
That's why all the RE agents and the stager told us first to take all of our books and turn them backwards, with the spines facing inwards, and then later just to put them all in storage (along with the shelves). Anything that says "other people live here" is a turn-off.

El Tomboto, Friday, 5 August 2016 20:01 (eight years ago)

The idea of finding design inspiration from Airbnb would never occur to me. That's like finding musical inspiration from the Weather Channel.

El Tomboto, Friday, 5 August 2016 20:02 (eight years ago)

I'm several days late to this but just lolling at Peter Thiel. I got quite into reading about de Grey and the eternal longevity people a little while ago (I can never remember what they're actually called, I think I might have discovered them on some David Avocado Wolfe thread on here?).

emil.y, Saturday, 6 August 2016 01:28 (eight years ago)

xps Who would have thought theverge.com would quote Marc Augé's Nicht-Orte one day. Decent article on a very interesting topic.

the european nikon is here (grauschleier), Saturday, 6 August 2016 06:21 (eight years ago)

three weeks pass...

“I’d heard stories about late paychecks or start-ups failing, but who expects fraud in Silicon Valley?”

Who, indeed?

dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Thursday, 1 September 2016 14:24 (eight years ago)

http://www.vanityfair.com/news/2016/09/elizabeth-holmes-theranos-exclusive

This is great.

On a Raqqa tip (ShariVari), Tuesday, 6 September 2016 20:10 (eight years ago)

Holmes subsequently raised $6 million in funding, the first of almost $700 million that would follow. Money often comes with strings attached in Silicon Valley, but even by its byzantine terms, Holmes’s were unusual. She took the money on the condition that she would not divulge to investors how her technology actually worked, and that she had final say and control over every aspect of her company. This surreptitiousness scared off some investors.

this is a failure of due diligence on a massive scale. isnt that what these fucking VCs are supposed to do?

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Tuesday, 6 September 2016 20:23 (eight years ago)

very few of the VCs i have met are able to explain how things like ad tech works, much less any thing involving experimental science

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 6 September 2016 20:30 (eight years ago)

professional ted-talker holmes continues on that circuit

dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Tuesday, 6 September 2016 20:32 (eight years ago)

I know I overuse the term "cargo cult," buuuut...

dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Tuesday, 6 September 2016 20:38 (eight years ago)

replied with a variation of a line from Jobs. “This is what happens when you work to change things,” she said, her long blond hair tousled, her smile amplified by red lipstick. “First they think you’re crazy, then they fight you, and then, all of a sudden, you change the world.”

*sigh*

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 6 September 2016 21:00 (eight years ago)

Yup

Anacostia Aerodrome (El Tomboto), Wednesday, 7 September 2016 01:15 (eight years ago)

Jobs outed as Bob Marley plagiarist

the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually (man alive), Wednesday, 7 September 2016 01:19 (eight years ago)

:D

dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Wednesday, 7 September 2016 14:20 (eight years ago)

Bob-a-Jobs

Neil S, Wednesday, 7 September 2016 14:23 (eight years ago)

Job Rastafari

the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually (man alive), Wednesday, 7 September 2016 14:25 (eight years ago)

This is what happens when you work to change things... you change the world.

Yeah, maybe about 0.01% of the time. A much more significant percentage of the time your idea is shitty or unworkable, or your idea is passably OK but the world stubbornly refuses to change because your idea really isn't worth going to all the trouble and expense.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Wednesday, 7 September 2016 18:05 (eight years ago)

@NellieBowles
Apple on headphone port: "It really comes down to one word: courage. The courage to move on and do something better for all of us."

mookieproof, Wednesday, 7 September 2016 19:55 (eight years ago)

Fuck apples

6 god none the richer (m bison), Thursday, 8 September 2016 01:01 (eight years ago)

Pearl Gabel, Kevin Bannon and 7 others like The Economist.

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A Silicon Valley entrepreneur called Sam Altman was so cost-conscious when building his first company that for weeks he ate only ramen noodles and coffee ice cream, until he developed scurvy

A complete meal in a bag?

“ONE should eat to live, not live to eat,” wrote Molière

learnmore.economist.com

the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually (man alive), Monday, 12 September 2016 21:28 (eight years ago)

"Cost-conscious" is a charitable word to use here

Sentient animated cat gif (kingfish), Tuesday, 13 September 2016 01:43 (eight years ago)

you wouldn't believe it, but ramen and coffee ice cream is the most efficient diet. except for the scurvy.

dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Tuesday, 13 September 2016 14:00 (eight years ago)

"Weeks?" Doesn't scurvy take several months to develop?

Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Tuesday, 13 September 2016 14:32 (eight years ago)

they disrupted scurvy

dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Tuesday, 13 September 2016 14:41 (eight years ago)

NHS says three months.

I knew a guy in college who, being cost conscious, lived off potato chips and water long enough that he developed it.

Anacostia Aerodrome (El Tomboto), Tuesday, 13 September 2016 14:52 (eight years ago)

I know at some basic level if you get calories your body is going to keep working but wouldn't you feel like garbage all the time?

maybe you can disrupt that with caffeine or something

dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Tuesday, 13 September 2016 15:00 (eight years ago)

feel like the next step for these guys is to shit into a tube.

the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually (man alive), Tuesday, 13 September 2016 15:03 (eight years ago)

I thought we were all already doing that

dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Tuesday, 13 September 2016 15:09 (eight years ago)

the internet is a series of tubes

for me to poop in

Guayaquil (eephus!), Tuesday, 13 September 2016 15:12 (eight years ago)

this is good content http://idlewords.com/2010/03/scott_and_scurvy.htm

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 13 September 2016 15:20 (eight years ago)

blimey that Scott story is incredible

Neil S, Tuesday, 13 September 2016 15:46 (eight years ago)

it's a very different case, but the guy in the admiralty who figured ordering west indian limes instead of lemons reminds me of the people at the waste isolation plant (where radioactive materials are stored) who fucked up and ordered organic cat litter

dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Tuesday, 13 September 2016 17:47 (eight years ago)

that was a great read, thank you.

Silence, followed by unintelligible stammering. (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 13 September 2016 17:51 (eight years ago)

http://www.kalzumeus.com/2016/09/09/im-joining-stripe-to-work-on-atlas/

As part of rubbing elbows online with my tribe, I’ve had contact with another tribe over the years, which is venture-backed Silicon Valley entrepreneurs. To paraphrase a remark made by a Japanese businessman of my acquaintance, they’re a society organized around attempting to find the optimal level of crazy.

When you have too much crazy, you start a social network for cat photo sharing and say — in all earnestness — that it will change the world for all days to come.

When you have too little crazy, you end up taking a safe job at a megacorp and staying even though you hate it.

When you have just enough crazy, you found a payments company, heedless of the fact that founding a payments company is doomed to failure because it involves mountains of hard and boring work and the incumbents have billions of dollars.

hmm

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 16 September 2016 18:09 (eight years ago)

^ too glib to be informative

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Friday, 16 September 2016 18:15 (eight years ago)

tbf he's joining a payments company that has already survived long enough to gain some traction, which is not that crazy.

there are so many payment companies with different target markets and market niches that exist, and many more that have already closed up shop

dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Friday, 16 September 2016 18:16 (eight years ago)

i think it's a very charitable spin on the modus vivendi of these people (and clearly doesn't apply to someone taking a job a stripe)

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 16 September 2016 18:17 (eight years ago)

there's a local company that has been working since 2010 or so on payments and they've gone through a handful of iterations. one of the last was actually doing all kinds of due diligence, meeting with people high up in banking and banking regulation, and attempting to come up with a closer-to-realtime, more secure alternative to ACH. they've dialed back a fair bit and now mainly do larger direct payments and I think their main product is a white label API for ACH transfers

it's a really difficult market. afaik stripe is basically a point-of-sale system for the web, which seems ok

"charitable spin" is otm

dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Friday, 16 September 2016 18:23 (eight years ago)

the payments/financial companies are an interesting case because they're more keyed in (by necessity) to the current legal and social realities than a lot of startups off the bat

things like uber seemed to wing it on a handful of issues until questioned (liability, insurance, whether they could legally operate in cities under existing codes, etc)

then companies like facebook/twitter start with a bare minimum when it comes to legal boilerplate and build whatever they think will get the most users and only look at the problems, which may not even be addressed by law (persistent harassment that might not be illegal unless the law catches up, spam and bot accounts) at the very last minute

dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Friday, 16 September 2016 18:30 (eight years ago)

i don't think it's a million miles off the mark. but it's just a very glass half full interpretation.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 16 September 2016 18:30 (eight years ago)

this idea that if you're letting people spew whatever user-contributed data they want on to your servers you don't have to care about it as long as you get those page impressions, because it's just a bunch of words and pictures

dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Friday, 16 September 2016 18:31 (eight years ago)

http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2016/09/11/both-parties-stink-let-s-build-a-new-american-politics-2-0.html

Sentient animated cat gif (kingfish), Monday, 19 September 2016 18:10 (eight years ago)

counterpoint: the caucus/primary/delegate nomination system is not mindlessly archaic and broken, it's actually pretty good and could be made a little better

dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Monday, 19 September 2016 18:14 (eight years ago)

Nope, sorry, gotta disrupt that shit

Sentient animated cat gif (kingfish), Monday, 19 September 2016 18:16 (eight years ago)

That article's the biggest load of horse tripe I've read in quite a while.

The author simply takes it for granted that once you give The People the correct technology, they'll immediately discover they all agree with each other about taxes, budget priorities, and public policy, because those are mere details compared to getting the technological part sorted out.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Monday, 19 September 2016 18:25 (eight years ago)

I'm really having a hard time understanding Travis Kalanick's claim that a fleet of self-driving cars that are never not driving is going to somehow simultaneously reduce traffic, obviate the need for personal automobiles, and make public transit obsolete. In high-density areas, buses that can carry 15x or trains that can carry 200x as many people as a car will always make more sense. Combining carpooling with robots does not somehow change this. Even if you move to a mass shuttle model -- ever taken one of those airport multi-hotel shuttles? They suck balls and take forever. Meanwhile, in low-density areas, there are never going to be enough people going from/to the same areas at the same time to make this thing at all economical.

the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually (man alive), Monday, 19 September 2016 18:31 (eight years ago)

I mean I realize they are predicting lower-maintenance cars and not having the labor cost of a driver, but it's still hard to imagine the economics work out.

the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually (man alive), Monday, 19 September 2016 18:31 (eight years ago)

it's a weird series of diminishing returns

low density areas could still benefit from a hub/spoke type of transportation if automated vehicles only took traffic from local hubs (large downtowns and business areas would be large hubs, shopping areas/suburban centers would be local hubs, cars would go from local hubs to your destination and back)

but even then, you're going to need larger scale transportation to get to those local hubs.

I have a couple friends who attempted that kind of regular commuting doing a park-and-ride system but there was still very low demand, and that was during the work week. The transit authority kept changing the parking location, so my friend who was able to walk or bike to the location eventually had a five or ten minute drive to the parking lot to catch a bus. He could drive downtown in fifteen minutes, so the only benefit was guaranteed parking.

dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Monday, 19 September 2016 18:57 (eight years ago)

the next great idea is going to be megabus... inside the city

dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Monday, 19 September 2016 18:58 (eight years ago)

So, uh, drive to the fucking Uber hub no thank you.

the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually (man alive), Monday, 19 September 2016 19:00 (eight years ago)

park & rides (park and take bus) here are p popular but the parking is free at the park n ride locations which a spot downtown is $8 a day minimum or about $150 a month at least for a contract spot

Pull your head on out your hippy haze (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 19 September 2016 19:01 (eight years ago)

xpost
my brilliant idea for megabus is to have them hire one employee who knows anything whatsoever about what's going on at the stop they're located at so that they can calm down the dozens of confused people in 3.5 chaotic lines whose buses are 45-75 minutes late

I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Monday, 19 September 2016 19:02 (eight years ago)

Megabus is definitely run by a 1970s mainframe, there are no supervisory employees of Megabus

slathered in cream and covered with stickers (silby), Monday, 19 September 2016 19:10 (eight years ago)

when i'm in the megabus line hell i feel like a operations guru from the early 1970s. everything that is wrong is so clear and obvious. for example, you could have an employee who periodically yells out "If you're taking the 12:30 bus to Baltimore, stand in this line!" GROUNDBREAKING

I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Monday, 19 September 2016 19:15 (eight years ago)

I like to imagine the Megabus central office is just a nest of wires and conduit all plugging in to a blinkenlights console with a big reel-to-reel storage installation, whining with fan and chiller noise and freezing cold, posting job ads to craigslist, printing schedules and ticketing on teletype paper falling directly into a wastebin, gradually attaining sentience

slathered in cream and covered with stickers (silby), Monday, 19 September 2016 19:24 (eight years ago)

Buses built in a Czech factory and loaded onto container ships at the behest of faxed orders, nobody at Eurocoach plc has ever spoken to someone at Megabus

slathered in cream and covered with stickers (silby), Monday, 19 September 2016 19:26 (eight years ago)

after grabbing the last scrap of teletype paper from underneath the breakfast taco and wiping off most of the salsa, it says only

"make the driver buy the $1 ticket so that no one else can ever get it"

I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Monday, 19 September 2016 19:28 (eight years ago)

So, uh, drive to the fucking Uber hub no thank you.

― the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually (man alive), Monday, September 19, 2016 2:00 PM (forty-five minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

No, I meant uber drives you to the public transport hub, where you then catch a bigger uber that goes to the main transit route. Big uber is what you're stuck with because your city doesn't feel its worthwhile to have public transport.

dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Monday, 19 September 2016 19:47 (eight years ago)

everyone otm about megabus

dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Monday, 19 September 2016 19:47 (eight years ago)

pretty sure megabus's "free wifi" is some sort of scam where it just tries to find open wifi access points along the interstate and acts as a wifi bridge

dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Monday, 19 September 2016 19:50 (eight years ago)

I love that we started trying to imagine how the Uber guy's idea was even workable and then almost immediately arrived at oh yeah, bus lines.

Anacostia Aerodrome (El Tomboto), Monday, 19 September 2016 20:17 (eight years ago)

if you want a look into the inner workings of how people feel about transportation, the relationships sub-reddit has at least one thread per month about some couple that will never work out because one person refuses to walk anywhere and thinks anything other than driving from door-to-door is for poors

dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Monday, 19 September 2016 20:21 (eight years ago)

^ spammer shows great discrimination in his choice of thread

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Monday, 19 September 2016 20:52 (eight years ago)

I think that's part of an Uber pilot program, they've said they want the driverless cars to be able to post to ILX by 2019.

Silence, followed by unintelligible stammering. (Doctor Casino), Monday, 19 September 2016 21:19 (eight years ago)

i wish AI the best in listening to Rod Stewart ablums no one likes

Pull your head on out your hippy haze (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 19 September 2016 21:23 (eight years ago)

I definitely want to hear what AIs are IA about.

jmm, Monday, 19 September 2016 21:23 (eight years ago)

Maybe they could wire up some of the posters who are already robots to offer cabbie-like chitchat with riders. I look forward to cruising to the airport while frustratedly trying to overcome canned spiels on the number of chord changes and melodic lines necessary for true great pop, rendered in the voice of the defense computer from WarGames.

Silence, followed by unintelligible stammering. (Doctor Casino), Monday, 19 September 2016 21:57 (eight years ago)

https://twitter.com/duncanrobinson/status/778259408379908096

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cszup6TWEAEWoX-.jpg

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 20 September 2016 16:18 (eight years ago)

as much as i hate Theil & co I feel like being anti-SVTU easily and often bleeds over into Luddism or daft bad sci-fi, like the above quote

flopson, Tuesday, 20 September 2016 16:32 (eight years ago)

it's like when you're young and hipsters don't like a band after the wrong people get into it. we shouldn't not be stoked on technologies just cuz of turds like Benedict Evans being lameasses on twitter

flopson, Tuesday, 20 September 2016 16:34 (eight years ago)

the thing is that a lot of these technologies and companies, outside of the ones that are pure social networking/online stuff, exist outside of silicon valley

it's like silicon valley is LA of some past year and all kinds of bands from there are getting promo money and radio play, everyone in the industry falling over each other to say how they really get music, keep wondering why bands are even trying to start out anywhere else

bands elsewhere are trying to just make music and are doing ok but all the press is about LA because they're just throwing money everywhere

dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Tuesday, 20 September 2016 16:45 (eight years ago)

I don't think "we've tried this before, it was called edwardianism" is ludditism any more than "we've tried libertarianism before it was called feudalism"

That said, SV is not as bad as benedict Evans it's true

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 20 September 2016 16:46 (eight years ago)

I mean, SV the geographical place that exists irl sounds like hell on earth, granted. but i would never live there and don't have to. just bummed that the "SV of the mind", generally being stoked on technologies, is now considered in poor taste, in my circles

I don't get why 'property is expensive in London' + 'apps' = Downton Abbey tho?

tbh what rankles me most is the unease at seeing that I (or, well maybe i'm more techno-optimist than yall but many of my gen) will be just as anti-tech as, like, my mom, who takes decades to adopt any new technology, only after a period of intense suspicion that it will either a. give her some form of cancer, b. lead to the wholesale deterioration of society

flopson, Tuesday, 20 September 2016 16:57 (eight years ago)

I'm stoked on technology like agricultural automation and biomedical research and carbon sequestration, which is capable of transforming the material reality and well-being of entire societies if funded and focused in communitarian ways

phone apps are pretty piddly by comparison

slathered in cream and covered with stickers (silby), Tuesday, 20 September 2016 17:24 (eight years ago)

That's a good point

flopson, Tuesday, 20 September 2016 17:28 (eight years ago)

I don't get why 'property is expensive in London' + 'apps' = Downton Abbey tho?

i guess the idea is that from the self-taught economist POV of SV, sharing apps are merely more efficient allocation of capital. but if that's true then we learned in the 19th c that unfettered capitalism enables and amplify inequalities that most semi-social democracies (even the US) now seek to correct.

in the particular case that guy is imagining, it's domestic service with payment in room share housing instead of money, which is the downton abbey model. in 1900 housing was inexpensive enough that you needed to supplement the accomodation with money. nowadays housing in places like london and SF is expensive enough relative to local wages (lol 30% of your income on housing ahhahah) that it's not obvious the market would require you to supplement it at all.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 20 September 2016 17:32 (eight years ago)

yea silby otm

i tihnk it is obv the language customs and culture of SV that is most grating, "disruption" and coders drinking soylent and greed and housing prices in SF and all that shit that turn people off? (and fwiw most people love SV talk still right? eg i think when most people talk about uber they are still talking about how rad it is and not like the effect on urban transportation and the taxi industry and all that)

the SVTU talk drips into other spheres too, like lol do you guys get ads pushed to you by this company? they are all over my twitter and fb feed https://hiburrow.com/

THE FURNITURE INDUSTRY HASN’T EVOLVED IN OVER 50 YEARS. THROUGH YEARS OF RESEARCH AND BY TALKING TO PEOPLE JUST LIKE YOU, WE WERE ABLE TO IDENTIFY AND SOLVE THE BIGGEST PAIN POINTS IN THE INDUSTRY.

https://static1.squarespace.com/static/575b6a34d210b8173a48796a/t/57aeab35579fb31363782bc5/1471064886507/Scene+Hero.jpg

marcos, Tuesday, 20 September 2016 17:34 (eight years ago)

disrupting the furniture industry

marcos, Tuesday, 20 September 2016 17:35 (eight years ago)

there is this thing called live-in nannies xp

the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually (man alive), Tuesday, 20 September 2016 17:36 (eight years ago)

thank you for your contribution, but perhaps your time would be better spent posting literally every thought that runs through your head about your portable telephone

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 20 September 2016 17:40 (eight years ago)

i tihnk it is obv the language customs and culture of SV that is most grating, "disruption" and coders drinking soylent and greed and housing prices in SF and all that shit that turn people off?

that's how it feels for this SF resident. it's embedded in the contradiction between their utopian pseudo-hippie claims and they're entitled libertarian practices ime.

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 20 September 2016 17:42 (eight years ago)

imo they seem like people that don't go out very often, and if they do, it's to places that are bad

That said, SV is not as bad as benedict Evans it's true

very few things are, thankfully

dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Tuesday, 20 September 2016 18:00 (eight years ago)

benny evans being clowned on his inability to find things to do in SF was a definite highlight

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 20 September 2016 18:01 (eight years ago)

For context, we have a situation in the UK at the moment where people are employed (or not 'employed' as such) at a rate of £3.75 per delivery to take food from restaurants to people who have requested it via an app. There is no guarantee that you are going to be required, but the model essentially requires massive spare capacity (hanging around all day, unpaid) so people don't have to wait more than a fixed amount of time in the lunchtime rush. Make eight deliveries a day and you earn £30. Do that 30 days a month, you earn £900. A single room in a flat share will cost you two thirds of that as a minimum.

Idk if it so outlandish to see a return to widespread domestic service (albeit with some level of payment) as possible.

Xps

On a Raqqa tip (ShariVari), Tuesday, 20 September 2016 18:05 (eight years ago)

it's applicable to a few topics (hell, half the topics) but I was struck by a passage about modernism when reading over the weekend. it was a very top-down movement: an elite class creating an aesthetic, in architecture, furniture, and design that sets a direction for society

nobody ever started producing eames lounge chairs or even the molded fiberglass ones in the quantity or price point that many people would want or afford them. there's also the fact that few people can really jump on to a design movement -- even if you like new, innovative designs, you're going to compromise and pick things that kind of blend with your lifestyle and aesthetic. so there are a lot of decent-to-mediocre designs that did well because they remind you of sleek modernism but blend pretty well with that chair you inherited

I love a bunch of modernist designs and find them aspirational in the sense I'd like to own some, and like to live in the streamlined way others imply, but there's the sense that the built objects are still a model of what could be but could never quite fit

the SV utopianism is like a modernism that is so very hung up on being profitable, yet at the same time the insistence that a ground-up utopia could exist is an ever-present fantasy. thiel's enthusiasm for libertarian island, burning man camps that have all of the modern luxuries and only have the people. soylent to avoid labor and interactions that remind you of things like food sourcing, prep work, and the people involved in all of that business.

those pesky harassers and the harassed who remind you that communities, even online ones, need moderation because you can't have an audience of only your people, like you can in your encampment

dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Tuesday, 20 September 2016 18:15 (eight years ago)

benny evans being clowned on his inability to find things to do in SF was a definite highlight

― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, September 20, 2016 1:01 PM (thirteen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

omg I must hate-read this later

dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Tuesday, 20 September 2016 18:15 (eight years ago)

never mind, it was short. the responses from people in SF who have no idea where interesting things are might be the best part

that's kind of every city, in that people who live in cities tend to fall into routines and go to museums, large parks, less often than visitors do unless they live right next to them (or they _actually like art and parks_)

but holy shit some people are clueless

reminds me I need to head back to see SF MOMA, though. I was there a couple months before it closed!

dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Tuesday, 20 September 2016 18:22 (eight years ago)

haven't been to the new MOMA yet but def excited to check it out

there's a million things to do in this City, having kids to expose things to has def expanded my range of stuff/places we go to (granted the number of restaurants/clubs I go out to has correspondingly decreased)

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 20 September 2016 18:24 (eight years ago)

basically what mh and silby said

sv investors throw a lot of money at dumb mobile app devs because they're under the impression that apps are solving valuable problems

there's still money to be made in developing them, so devs churn out these useless apps and exaggerate the seriousness of the "problem" they're solving

the rest of us see that they solve low priority problems and we equate tech with these app devs and start feeling like they're entitled pos's

there are lots of things devs could be working on that fix how businesses interact with each other or building better erp's, data software, green tech, or even research, but all this is boring to them and not "sexy"

i feel like this is the world we live in though. if it's not cool, hip, or where all the money is, people will run away from it

F♯ A♯ (∞), Tuesday, 20 September 2016 18:30 (eight years ago)

v succinct and accurate description ime

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 20 September 2016 18:33 (eight years ago)

except it's not like there isn't money to be made on ERP implementation, and heck if you do it right you might even make a few thousand people's lives a little less unpleasant. Nobody's going to blog about it though.

slathered in cream and covered with stickers (silby), Tuesday, 20 September 2016 18:37 (eight years ago)

I love a bunch of modernist designs and find them aspirational in the sense I'd like to own some, and like to live in the streamlined way others imply, but there's the sense that the built objects are still a model of what could be but could never quite fit

― dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Tuesday, September 20, 2016 11:15 AM (sixteen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

it's a balance between functional and artistic for me

i'm a strong believer of form follows function but there needs to be a bit of not-completely-coherent art to it because it's nice to look at nice things or live around things that look cool

i think there's space for both and if "not fitting" is taken as a more "artistic endeavour," it is an important element because it enhances our lives, it prevents us from being in such a dull and coldly designed space

F♯ A♯ (∞), Tuesday, 20 September 2016 18:38 (eight years ago)

xxp i'd be fine with that situation if it weren't for the fact that investors think traditional companies with long-term business plans and research need to show year-over-year growth continually when products take years to develop and some markets are cyclical

that and academic/nonprofit research getting shafted, jesus

dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Tuesday, 20 September 2016 18:39 (eight years ago)

oh yeah well that's kind of an electoral issue, NIH's budget has like not grown in real dollars for a decade or something miserable like that; I spent November through August under the impression that I could end up getting laid off at any time if a grant didn't fund

slathered in cream and covered with stickers (silby), Tuesday, 20 September 2016 18:42 (eight years ago)

there's supposed to be some badass stanley kubrick exhibit at the jewish contemporary museum. free passes at most libraries.

Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 20 September 2016 18:43 (eight years ago)

Sfmoma is amazing

flopson, Tuesday, 20 September 2016 20:30 (eight years ago)

http://money.cnn.com/2015/01/29/technology/chris-messina-non-monogamy/

rip my mensches (s.clover), Thursday, 29 September 2016 19:44 (eight years ago)

luv 2 disrupt fuckin

rip my mensches (s.clover), Thursday, 29 September 2016 19:45 (eight years ago)

every single paragraph contains a punchable sentiment

Οὖτις, Thursday, 29 September 2016 19:51 (eight years ago)

"But as a child of divorce and an aspiring designer-entrepreneur in Silicon Valley, I was suspicious of marriage, or any other limit on my access to other people's attention"

Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 29 September 2016 19:55 (eight years ago)

didn't we already clown this in 2015, maybe on another thread?

dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Thursday, 29 September 2016 20:03 (eight years ago)

it's really hard to top the cutoff culture dude but polygamy guy tried

dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Thursday, 29 September 2016 20:06 (eight years ago)

I grew up spoon fed monogamist fairy tales that pushed "happily ever after" endings

vs

as a child of divorce

dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Thursday, 29 September 2016 20:09 (eight years ago)

http://ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?showall=true&bookmarkedmessageid=5357198&boardid=77&threadid=97044

guys I was the one who posted it, sorry

dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Thursday, 29 September 2016 20:12 (eight years ago)

damn it, 77 link, abort abort

dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Thursday, 29 September 2016 20:12 (eight years ago)

the bicycle for our hearts is peak ted talk

rip my mensches (s.clover), Thursday, 29 September 2016 20:46 (eight years ago)

looking for the fleshlight for my heart

dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Thursday, 29 September 2016 20:48 (eight years ago)

double-fuck him for also apparently inventing the hashtag

soma's little yelpers (lion in winter), Thursday, 29 September 2016 20:50 (eight years ago)

lol at that claim

dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Thursday, 29 September 2016 20:51 (eight years ago)

http://www.theatlantic.com/technology/archive/2016/09/the-algorithms-that-tell-bosses-how-employees-feel/502064/

techno-dystopianism

j., Friday, 30 September 2016 02:53 (eight years ago)

on trendwatch: the phrase "nerdesse oblige" to refer to neoliberal "code for good" stuff

e.g. https://twitter.com/Pinboard/status/780875752967380994

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 30 September 2016 20:16 (eight years ago)

lol holy fuck at their summary of agriculture

dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Friday, 30 September 2016 20:18 (eight years ago)

can't wait 2 disrupt plants&animals

dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Friday, 30 September 2016 20:19 (eight years ago)

all the actual work on vat-grown meat is happening in academia of course

slathered in cream and covered with stickers (silby), Friday, 30 September 2016 20:57 (eight years ago)

http://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2016/10/10/sam-altmans-manifest-destiny

it is once again time to mock the silicon valley hero who got scurvy

dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Monday, 3 October 2016 18:55 (eight years ago)

At Graham’s table, he and others discussed how to stop Donald Trump, then decided to reach out to an affiliated expert: Chris Lehane, a former White House lawyer now at the YC company Airbnb. Altman declared, “The best idea seems to be just to support Hillary.”

someone hand that guy a billion dollars

Οὖτις, Monday, 3 October 2016 19:08 (eight years ago)

you know that attitude some people get around precocious youth? not to just be a good mentor or resource, but they treat them like some houseplant to be watered and put in the sun. and then not expect them to develop personally, just to keep coming up with more of the same precocious youth stuff.

dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Monday, 3 October 2016 19:14 (eight years ago)

"hmm yes, look at my youth. truly a great example"

"dude he's 30 now and just got scurvy for the third time because he's a large child"

dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Monday, 3 October 2016 19:15 (eight years ago)

http://www.theverge.com/2016/10/5/13180666/theranos-close-labs-fire-employees

slathered in cream and covered with stickers (silby), Thursday, 6 October 2016 00:57 (eight years ago)

Anybody catch the sniper theories regarding musk's last rocket bust?

Anacostia Aerodrome (El Tomboto), Thursday, 6 October 2016 01:21 (eight years ago)

Sorry I said sniper I meant UFO

Anacostia Aerodrome (El Tomboto), Thursday, 6 October 2016 01:22 (eight years ago)

either way, lol

dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Thursday, 6 October 2016 02:33 (eight years ago)

I feel like my "hey, sup" messages to Liz Holmes in the hopes she will buy me sushi and chat are increasingly futile now

dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Thursday, 6 October 2016 02:34 (eight years ago)

Liz, get back at me, not too late

dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Thursday, 6 October 2016 02:35 (eight years ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CuGvQEkWcAA9bcG.jpg:large

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 6 October 2016 18:58 (eight years ago)

note: no longer a billionaire by any reasonable meaning of that word

dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Thursday, 6 October 2016 19:01 (eight years ago)

^ I let these kinds of people run after the kind of success they seek, without their attracting either my interest or involvement.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Thursday, 6 October 2016 19:57 (eight years ago)

I might not be interested in Theranos, but I'm interested in a FDA and healthcare industry that's capable of vetting things and adopting new technology. Their shell game only made it so far because of a lack of public interest in vetting their claims!

dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Thursday, 6 October 2016 20:15 (eight years ago)

https://twitter.com/shanevader/status/773720109529509888

mookieproof, Thursday, 6 October 2016 20:22 (eight years ago)

this replicant is saying many things that are true but is incapable of delivering any of it, and in pushing her company, drew resources and attention away from other companies that might be more successful in pursuing those goals.

dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Thursday, 6 October 2016 20:27 (eight years ago)

like if I find out some day that a company that was on the verge of delivering a way to check for a disease I end up with, and I would have been diagnosed a decade earlier had theranos not driven them out of business, I'm going to be pissed

dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Thursday, 6 October 2016 20:28 (eight years ago)

Sam Kriss on the SV/Muskian obsession with simulation theory:

"Tech billionaires want to destroy the universe"

...Just a little tweak to the formula: All that appears to exist must be destroyed. There’s something admirable in this blasphemous ambition, but it’s based on some very shaky ideas. It helps to look at an influence on simulation theory that’s a little better known that the Nag Hammadi codices: 1999’s The Matrix, in which a gang of heroic freedom-fighters try to wake humanity from a false computer-generated universe and return them to the real world. The film has plenty of knowing references to those older traditions, and to some newer ones: In one scene, Neo is shown hiding his cash in a hollowed out copy of Jean Baudrillard’s Simulacra and Simulation (appropriately, a black hardback edition that doesn’t seem to have ever actually been printed.) The philosopher himself wasn’t particularly pleased, insisting in an interview that the film fundamentally misunderstood his work, that ‘The Matrix is surely the kind of film about the matrix that the matrix would have been able to produce.’ In The Matrix, there’s a real world behind the simulation. It’s not pretty, but it’s the truth. In his book, Baudrillard also talks about virtual realities and deceptive images, but his point isn’t that they have clouded our perception of the reality beyond. The present system of social images is so vast and all-encompassing that it’s produced a total reality for itself; it only lies when it has us thinking that there’s something else behind the façade. Baudrillard, always something of an overgrown child, loved to refer to Disneyland: As he pointed out, it’s in no way a fake—when you leave its gates, you return to an America that’s just one giant Disneyland, a copy without an original, from coast to coast. ‘The simulacrum is never that which conceals the truth—it is the truth which conceals that there is none.’ Digital and cinematic media actively construct our experience of reality. The world of film stars and theme parks, social media and supermarket shelves designed to look like something out of an old-time grocery—this is the one we live in. Our Silicon Valley Satanists have made a very questionable assumption: What if there’s nowhere to break out into?

(rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish), Friday, 14 October 2016 19:48 (eight years ago)

‘The simulacrum is never that which conceals the truth—it is the truth which conceals that there is none.’

namaste

mh 😏, Friday, 14 October 2016 19:56 (eight years ago)

lol, I wrote a piece for my college weekly making almost the exact same point back when Matrix came out.

the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually (man alive), Friday, 14 October 2016 20:42 (eight years ago)

TS: https://twitter.com/benedictevans vs https://twitter.com/JoshConstine

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 19 October 2016 18:43 (eight years ago)

btw lol https://techcrunch.com/2016/10/18/in-its-vrar-push-twitter-trolls-itself/

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 19 October 2016 18:45 (eight years ago)

A nice column on Obama's talk with a room of wannabe disruptors:

http://www.latimes.com/business/hiltzik/la-fi-hiltzik-obama-silicon-valley-20161017-snap-story.html

The business model of drug companies such as Turing and Mylan exploits shortcomings in the regulatory system, but their sky’s-the-limit pricing strategies victimize patients who can’t afford their life-saving drugs. Obama made the case that “blowing up the system” because it doesn’t serve entrepreneurs perfectly is the wrong answer. No, he said, government “is not inherently wrecked; it's just [that] government has to care for, for example, veterans who come home. That's not on your balance sheet, that's on our collective balance sheet, because we have a sacred duty to take care of those veterans. And that's hard and it's messy, and we're building up legacy systems that we can't just blow up.”

Of course he’s correct. Private companies work well when they need to concern themselves with their own balance sheets. But that’s not how government works. Caring for veterans, or the poor or aged appear on the surface and in the short term to be liabilities on the public ledger. But in the long run, they’re assets, because they testify to the cohesiveness of society, which is priceless. What’s sad about this is that President Obama’s statement of the principle needs to be repeated over and over again, time without end.

(rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish), Wednesday, 19 October 2016 19:06 (eight years ago)

it needs to be repeated inside the government as well.

more than once, i endured an all-hands meeting featuring a new upper management figure - presidentially appointed - straight from the private sector, declaring their intention to "run government like a business"

I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 19 October 2016 19:23 (eight years ago)

despite the fact that the public sector's purpose is to maximize the public good, whereas a business' purpose is to maximize profit. being forced to follow marching orders of a madman who equates the two was demoralizing.

I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 19 October 2016 19:25 (eight years ago)

I feel you

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 19 October 2016 19:27 (eight years ago)

holy shit that liz holmes vid on that twitter link

esempiu (crüt), Wednesday, 19 October 2016 19:29 (eight years ago)

"run it like a business" predates SV of course.

as well as the KPIs being different, the basic mechanics of the economic system in which you're operating are different too. i like this krugman piece on that from 1996 https://hbr.org/1996/01/a-country-is-not-a-company

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 19 October 2016 19:31 (eight years ago)

full self-driving tesla

https://www.tesla.com/videos/full-self-driving-hardware-all-tesla-cars

F♯ A♯ (∞), Thursday, 20 October 2016 16:17 (eight years ago)

Pretty sweet.

schwantz, Thursday, 20 October 2016 18:13 (eight years ago)

the hardware is the easy part!

0 / 0 (lukas), Thursday, 20 October 2016 18:16 (eight years ago)

hard to tell with edited video, but that looks somewhat ahead of Uber based on what I read of the tests

the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually (man alive), Thursday, 20 October 2016 19:13 (eight years ago)

Elon Musk said "The hardware is ready, but the feasibility of mass self-driving car use is still decades away. It's a good step forward, though."

larry appleton, Thursday, 20 October 2016 19:18 (eight years ago)

when and where did he say that?

I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Thursday, 20 October 2016 19:24 (eight years ago)

https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2016/oct/20/elon-musk-says-fully-self-driving-tesla-cars-already-being-built

I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Thursday, 20 October 2016 19:25 (eight years ago)

He said it in an alternate universe where he actually had a shred of respect for other people's intelligence.

larry appleton, Thursday, 20 October 2016 19:27 (eight years ago)

Self-driving cars are a terrible idea anyway, imo, it adds nothing good while adding more bad, based on a false premise that cars, and the environments where they're needed, aren't deeply unsustainable. If Musk were really worthy of respect for me he'd be a champion of mass transportation and better-designed cities and towns. Can't make a gazillion dollars off that, though.

larry appleton, Thursday, 20 October 2016 19:30 (eight years ago)

Nothing good? Come on.

And, Tesla is working on trucks (for transporting stuff) and buses.

Maybe someday he'll deserve your respect.

schwantz, Thursday, 20 October 2016 19:50 (eight years ago)

lol maybe

Οὖτις, Thursday, 20 October 2016 19:54 (eight years ago)

There's definitely some potential for safety and traffic improvement. Obviously I prefer public transit but there are many existing urban areas that have neither good public transit nor adequate density nor the political will for public transit from scratch, and in places like that, self-driving electric cars that pool users MIGHT be preferable to the current system.

the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually (man alive), Thursday, 20 October 2016 19:56 (eight years ago)

like it or not, cars and the massive infrastructure already built up to support them are here for the foreseeable future. of all the possible visions of how that might play out, energy-wise, the mass adoption of self-driving cars is one of the most optimistic scenarios. electric self-driving cars could drive themselves to recharge at the local solar station while you're at work or sleeping, for example.

oh yeah, and also ~30,000 fewer people would die every year in the u.s. alone, but that's nothing good.

I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Thursday, 20 October 2016 19:58 (eight years ago)

i'm all for shifting resources toward public transport as well, of course, and urban planning that prioritizes low-energy commutes for residents (and tele-working, for that matter). but it's not a zero-sum game. rich dudes like elon musk can focus on their plan to create a giant electric car pooling system at the same time that city planners try to re-orient neighborhoods in a more sustainable direction. i don't understand why you'd root against one of those options when both can be pursued at the same time.

I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Thursday, 20 October 2016 20:03 (eight years ago)

These purported benefits are based on a technology that doesn't even exist yet, let alone hasn't even been implemented successfully in the conditions/environment/situations where these beneficial scenarios are apparently going to exist. It's nothing based on nothing based on ideal scenarios immune to change or fluctuations, yet ... it's real?

All I'm saying is, it's self-interested hype coming from people who have poor track records of credibility and having the public interest at heart.

larry appleton, Thursday, 20 October 2016 20:07 (eight years ago)

To take the other side of this, I have concerns about the fact that we are creating massive moneyed interests that might have incentive to lobby against further public transit development. I mean, maybe no more so than the current fossil fuel and auto industries (and much smaller by comparison), but still, we've already seen Uber meddle in municipal politics a lot.

the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually (man alive), Thursday, 20 October 2016 20:07 (eight years ago)

Poor record of credibility?! Musk and Tesla pretty much single-handedly resurrected the electric car (and gave away much of the technology). His whole raison d'etre seems to be trying to keep the human race from going extinct.

Also, he builds self-landing rocketships. Seems credible to me.

schwantz, Thursday, 20 October 2016 20:13 (eight years ago)

His whole raison d'etre seems to be trying to keep the human race from going extinct.

C'mon. Do you actually believe this? Even if this were his goal, like he's got a Jesus complex or something, the way he's pursuing it is so fucking stupid that he should be relieved of his duties.

larry appleton, Thursday, 20 October 2016 20:16 (eight years ago)

So cynical. Yeah, I believe him. So far, he seems to be working toward that goal.

schwantz, Thursday, 20 October 2016 20:21 (eight years ago)

Musk: "Lower consumption levels to help stem climate change? Nah, that'd cut into my businesses. How about we GO TO MARS!!! YEAH!"

Smart person: "Wouldn't that actually just add to the conditions causing climate change?"

Musk: "Get 'em, boys!" ('em here are Elon Musk's entourage of cultists)

Like wtf is that? How could you possibly believe a) this guy is really this great humanitarian; b) if he is, that he isn't totally incompetent and downright bizarre about it?

larry appleton, Thursday, 20 October 2016 20:22 (eight years ago)

you're drawing some weird connections here - how is going to Mars increasing emissions

Οὖτις, Thursday, 20 October 2016 20:24 (eight years ago)

You're right, we use spice melange now to transport spacecraft

larry appleton, Thursday, 20 October 2016 20:25 (eight years ago)

do you even know what rocket fuel is made of

Οὖτις, Thursday, 20 October 2016 20:26 (eight years ago)

why am I bothering

Οὖτις, Thursday, 20 October 2016 20:26 (eight years ago)

xpost wait a second. do you think that al gore is a hypocrite when he flies to conferences?

fwiw, exhaust from space ship engines does contribute a few kilotons of GHGs to the atmosphere every year - a small fraction of the hundreds of kilotons that commercial airplanes emit.

I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Thursday, 20 October 2016 20:27 (eight years ago)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ozone_depletion_by_rocket_launches

larry appleton, Thursday, 20 October 2016 20:27 (eight years ago)

did you read the entire wikipedia article

I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Thursday, 20 October 2016 20:29 (eight years ago)

also the depletion of the ozone layer and climate change are completely different things

I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Thursday, 20 October 2016 20:31 (eight years ago)

On a global scale today, rockets have a negligible impact on destruction of the ozone layer.

fwiw the majority of rocket launches are to put satellites in orbit

mh 😏, Thursday, 20 October 2016 20:31 (eight years ago)

To me, Musk seems like he's doing as much as he can do within the current system (we don't live in some command economy utopia where we can just force everyone to ride the bus to work) to try and help. Yes, he's using technology, but that's his area of expertise! I'd love to hear what you think Musk should be doing.

I don't feel comfortable defending some rich dude, honestly, but your arguments seem like straight-up hating to me.

schwantz, Thursday, 20 October 2016 20:32 (eight years ago)

I'm just saying here, he doesn't seem to be all that great at preventing the human race's extinction when 1) he isn't tackling the actual problems we're facing here on earth, because they cut into his business operations; and 2) his supposedly great ideas are pretty fucking stupid, and not only that, are actually doing more harm than good (the good here being "0" unless you count entertainment and distraction a positive value). Even if his rockets were perfectly clean, including the building and maintenance of the, going to Mars is a dumb shit idea.

Can't believe you guys are so taken in by Musk. It's not hating, I'm just not a big fan of cult of personalities, especially ones that co-opt genuine issues that need to be solved, monopolize the time spent discussing them, and then provide crap solutions for them. Dude's doing more harm than good, and the cult surrounding him gives this stupidity more power and sway than it should have.

larry appleton, Thursday, 20 October 2016 20:33 (eight years ago)

I'm all into forcing everyone to ride the bus btw

Xp

Οὖτις, Thursday, 20 October 2016 20:34 (eight years ago)

Electric cars powered by solar cells with big batteries to support the power grid when the sun isn't out - those are dumb ideas?

schwantz, Thursday, 20 October 2016 20:36 (eight years ago)

Well the best idea is to immediately make cars illegal

slathered in cream and covered with stickers (silby), Thursday, 20 October 2016 20:39 (eight years ago)

I dont like Musk at all but you are making nonsensical arguments

Xp

Οὖτις, Thursday, 20 October 2016 20:41 (eight years ago)

The home energy cell stuff is pretty good (normal caveats for rare earth metal mining apply, though) and it's making investors hate him, but I think bringing that business into Tesla makes sense.

I don't think his goal is some weird lofty thing like preventing human extinction (?!?) but putting investment into technologies that he believes are genuine goods. Hyperloop seems like a solution that doesn't quite fit with any existing problem but it's something that could be useful long-term. Electric vehicles, technology that harnesses renewable energy and developing better battery storage, making space launch technology that's reusable... all seem pretty good uses of resources.

Sending humans to mars is of questionable utility to me, but it's a goalpost that drives a lot of useful technology that will need to be created in the interim.

mh 😏, Thursday, 20 October 2016 20:42 (eight years ago)

That doesn't really do much good for the world, except take power from one industry and locate it in another; who's sitting on the throne of that particular industry you may ask? Well, if it isn't Elon Musk! Wonder why this is such a big issue for him. Solar power, electric cars, they will not do anything to solve climate change or our shitting up the earth. It's a gamble to become the head of a new empire, which seems more suited to Musk's actual personality than Earth Savior.

It's interesting from a business perspective, but the cult around him just grosses me out.

larry appleton, Thursday, 20 October 2016 20:43 (eight years ago)

xxp

larry appleton, Thursday, 20 October 2016 20:43 (eight years ago)

I have a friend who works at SolarCity but I haven't talked to him for a while and have barely discussed his work, other than that he likes his workplace.

mh 😏, Thursday, 20 October 2016 20:43 (eight years ago)

He wrote out his plan, if anyone is interested:

https://www.tesla.com/blog/master-plan-part-deux

schwantz, Thursday, 20 October 2016 20:46 (eight years ago)

Solarcity is a good company fwiw

Οὖτις, Thursday, 20 October 2016 21:05 (eight years ago)

elon musk wants to be hank scorpio but he's really clive sinclair

fat fingered algorithm (rushomancy), Thursday, 20 October 2016 21:08 (eight years ago)

the other thing, and i always find myself beating this drum on these threads, but it's not like there is something 'natural' about automobile ubiquity that just responds to innate human needs or demands. okay, we can't force everyone to ride the bus. but we do a ton to force people to take cars! or at least manipulate the conditions that make that choice an appealing nexus that reconciles many needs and opportunities conveniently.

this has all been documented and rehashed a thousand times but the big ones to bear in mind are that highway spending and to a great degree local road-building is treated as a free good with the costs levied on everybody, drivers and non-drivers alike; federally-backed mortgages make living in a detached single-family home (and thus the associated low-density development pattern) unbelievably cheap; enormous sums are devoted to foreign policy and general support for energy companies, which has kept petrochemicals much more readily available than you would expect for something that is unbelievably expensive and slow to locate and exploit; local governments dedicate extensive resources to providing driver's ed and issuing licenses (versus another universe where, say, the operation of a dangerous high-speed one-ton death machine would have been restricted to skilled professionals very early on) .... etc. etc. plus there are the historical circumstances of zoning, how urban disinvestment starting with the depression combined with red-lining and white flight to create additional pressures towards suburbanization - - - and the old business of the auto companies tearing out the streetcar lines, and so on and so on.

i'm sure most in this thread know all this stuff so forgive me for running through it. and none of it has much to do with elon musk directly. but i think it's a loaded decision to start a conversation about automobiles in america, and what to do about climate change and other related problems, by saying "well basically widespread automobile use is inevitable so all we can really change is what kind of car it is and who builds them." this isn't to speak to the other points about (potentially) (hypothetically) reducing loss of life, maybe reducing the total surface area of roads and parking, and maybe being able to make a more convincing and viable overall package for cars running on renewables. those would all definitely be good things but these things are all entangled with each other.

DOCTOR CAISNO, BYCREATIVELABBUS (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 20 October 2016 22:06 (eight years ago)

Solar power, electric cars, they will not do anything to solve climate change or our shitting up the earth.

I just want to say... wrong

Οὖτις, Thursday, 20 October 2016 22:11 (eight years ago)

(DrC also otm about cars being treated as an inevitability btw)

Οὖτις, Thursday, 20 October 2016 22:12 (eight years ago)

but i think it's a loaded decision to start a conversation about automobiles in america, and what to do about climate change and other related problems, by saying "well basically widespread automobile use is inevitable so all we can really change is what kind of car it is and who builds them."

i'm not sure if i'm the one you mean - what i said was "like it or not, cars and the massive infrastructure already built up to support them are here for the foreseeable future." but just in case i am, let it be known that i totally agree with you that today's reliance on personal automobiles wasn't inevtable, for all the reasons you cited, and that i don't think it's inevitable for the rest of our lives. i do think it's inevitable for the foreseeable future, by which i just mean the next 20 or so years. there's just too much currently invested in it, and too much psychological attachment, for it to be abandoned before then (although i would love to be wrong on that). since the window for avoiding the worst projections for climate change is rapidly closing (we're likely already past the point of no return for some effects), the things that we do in the next 20 years, working off of existing infrastructure, are very important. carpooling using electric cars strikes me as something that is feasible and something we should be pursuing.

I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Thursday, 20 October 2016 22:58 (eight years ago)

i do think it's inevitable for the foreseeable future, by which i just mean the next 20 or so years.

and just in case anyone is wondering, yes, i can see the future of the next 20 years. it's gonna be crazy, believe me!

I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Thursday, 20 October 2016 22:59 (eight years ago)

yeah, sorry - i did sincerely lose the actual plot of my post in there somewhere. basically what i was going for is more like "if elon musk is an altruist whose dream is solving the climate and automobile fatalities, there is all this other shit to work on, and accepting the automobile technology as a given, whatever its pros and cons, doesn't really make him a visionary."

the electric automatic carpooling thing surely has lots of potential in some form or fashion, mind you. and i agree - there's not going to be an overnight shift away from the world we've built since WWII. infrastructures aren't quite as durable or locked-in/path-dependent as some people think, but they do have some longevity for all kinds of reasons. but there can be lots of mini-transformations going on slowly in the midst of what seems like a stable socio-technical system, til you look around one day and realize, huh, people don't really get from city to city by train anymore, everybody's got cars, when'd that happen? and the other way around. but yeah there is way too much wealth and emotional attachment and ideology sunk into the suburban automobile life right now to think that in a few years that will all be abandoned wilderness tracts.

DOCTOR CAISNO, BYCREATIVELABBUS (Doctor Casino), Friday, 21 October 2016 02:14 (eight years ago)

Well the best idea is to immediately make cars illegal

― slathered in cream and covered with stickers (silby), Thursday, October 20, 2016 3:39 PM (six hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

a man after my own heart

6 god none the richer (m bison), Friday, 21 October 2016 03:43 (eight years ago)

two weeks pass...

I thought this interview was going to be completely terrible but he makes a couple of good points.

http://www.theverge.com/a/verge-2021/google-x-astro-teller-interview-drones-innovation

ELECTION (no comey I) (El Tomboto), Tuesday, 8 November 2016 22:46 (eight years ago)

filing to read later, I saw that dude speak in like... 2001? and I own his fiction book somewhere around here

mh 😏, Wednesday, 9 November 2016 05:48 (eight years ago)

https://twitter.com/griph/status/796539192721506304

https://twitter.com/sacca/status/796445435162345472

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 10 November 2016 14:29 (eight years ago)

two weeks pass...

Theranos: truly horrible.

http://arstechnica.com/science/2016/11/the-personal-bloodbath-behind-theranos-rise-and-fall/

El Tomboto, Saturday, 26 November 2016 19:49 (eight years ago)

http://www.wsj.com/articles/theranos-whistleblower-shook-the-companyand-his-family-1479335963

I like this one where George Shultz basically stopped speaking to his grandson who blew the whistle.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Saturday, 26 November 2016 19:55 (eight years ago)

Is there any scenario in which Elizabeth Holmes goes to jail for any of this shit? I know the answer but WTF

El Tomboto, Sunday, 27 November 2016 02:44 (eight years ago)

I want to joke but people have actually died from this via guilt, I would imagine if they made it very far with useless blood tests people would indirectly have died from a lack of diagnostic ability

mh 😏, Sunday, 27 November 2016 03:23 (eight years ago)

feel like holmes has a better shot at being in the trump administration than going to jail.

circles, Sunday, 27 November 2016 03:33 (eight years ago)

health and human services post still open iirc

the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually (man alive), Sunday, 27 November 2016 03:40 (eight years ago)

Tombot what is your take on the future of 18f/usds in the trump era https://twitter.com/waldojaquith/status/802729794437664768 http://www.politico.com/story/2016/11/obama-trump-tech-silicon-valley-231819

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Sunday, 27 November 2016 05:13 (eight years ago)

USDS, specifically the white house / EOP aspect, is probably going to go *poof* if for no other reason than Mikey, Erie et al. are going to find better things to do. That's my hunch.

The 18F people I know are planning to stick it out, like me, and their organization is now "a real boy" as part of the GSA Technology Transformation Service: http://www.gsa.gov/portal/category/25729

El Tomboto, Sunday, 27 November 2016 06:04 (eight years ago)

"And if you're the person in that role, you might have far more power than you might think. If you're asked to perform work that is going to hurt people, quit then."

If it was President Romney, or Ryan, or even Pence, this would be a good point - if you ask the civil service to do something, and they refuse, that's embarrassing, because you're embarrassable. The same doesn't really apply to Trump?

Andrew Farrell, Sunday, 27 November 2016 09:07 (eight years ago)

There's a bit in here that I want to get teased out more in the coming months:

'But Catherine Bracy, who ran the 2012 Obama campaign's technology-focused San Francisco office and now heads the group TechEquity, sees danger in the belief among some of her peers that technology is politically neutral.

"It's different being [a] lawyer in USDA" who's trained in legal norms, said Bracy, "and being someone building tools that have the potential to make an authoritarian, totalitarian, fascist administration more efficient. We in the civic tech movement have to be careful about how that power gets deployed."'

We need some sort of cultural reckoning wide enough that it soaks deep into the blithely naïve world of tech/SV but also to all the sheltered kids in school for this stuff that the gear you're working up is this neutral positive.

I dunno; make more students and start-ups watch "Real Genius" a few times or something. Gotta be a start somewhere.

(rocketcat) (kingfish), Sunday, 27 November 2016 17:42 (eight years ago)

yeah, one fallout of all my STS reading last year, and taking in the discussion in this and the Uber threads, is that maybe one component of my dream of a renewed american social-studies curriculum would be be a unit on thinking critically/historically about technology. i think issues-based readers at the college level have long existed in this vein, but it would be really really helpful going forward if the overwhelming majority of the population didn't think of technology as just this thing that inevitably happens and makes "progress," bearing no values of its own etc. etc. it's a seriously dulling and blinding kind of idea.

walk back to the halftime long, billy lynn, billy lynn (Doctor Casino), Sunday, 27 November 2016 17:48 (eight years ago)

"fallout" wrong word obv

walk back to the halftime long, billy lynn, billy lynn (Doctor Casino), Sunday, 27 November 2016 17:49 (eight years ago)

as a social studies teacher, i agree with this idea.

6 god none the richer (m bison), Sunday, 27 November 2016 19:39 (eight years ago)

The best part of the movie Flash of Genius touches on that:

Good morning, everybody. I want to welcome you all to the first day of the quarter for Applied Electrical Engineering. My name is Dr. Robert Kearns and I'd like to start by talking to you about ethics.

I can't think of a job or a career where the understanding of ethics is more important than engineering. Who designed the artificial aortic heart valve? An engineer did that. And who designed the gas chambers at Auschwitz? An engineer did that, too. One man was responsible for helping save tens of thousands of lives, another man helped kill millions.

Now, I don't know what any of you are gonna end up doing in your lives, but I can guarantee you that there will come a day where you have a decision to make, and it won't be as easy as deciding between a heart valve and a gas chamber. Everything we do in this classroom ultimately comes back to that notion. All right?

El Tomboto, Monday, 28 November 2016 03:34 (eight years ago)

make every brogrammer read about Therac-25

slathered in cream and covered with stickers (silby), Monday, 28 November 2016 03:39 (eight years ago)

tech/SV but also to all the sheltered kids in school for this stuff that the gear you're working up is this neutral positive.

Oops, should read "is NOT this neutral positive."

(rocketcat) (kingfish), Monday, 28 November 2016 04:09 (eight years ago)

damn, silby, I had not heard of that particular case

got past the intro and thought "there should be a hardware.." before reading the no hardware interlocks gotcha

jesus christ people, software is great but if a physical safety device is possible, always have one

mh 😏, Monday, 28 November 2016 05:19 (eight years ago)

I say this but science friends complain about undertrained people loading a centrifuge to spin down samples in an unbalanced manner and I always wonder why the fuck such a thing would start if unbalanced

mh 😏, Monday, 28 November 2016 05:21 (eight years ago)

HamNo on the weird White House/SV/Stanford anti-poverty event


Of course, the illusion that poverty can be solved by the ingenuity of civic-minded tech zillionaires is an alluring fantasy for the White House. Silicon Valley is the new cradle of extreme wealth in America. Philanthropy is popular with the rich tech set, and that situation is certainly preferable to them hoarding all their money. More preferable still, however, is what we should be doing: taxing extreme wealth (or making it hard to accumulate outlandish fortunes in the first place by passing laws that ensure wealth is spread more fairly) and then using our democratic process to determine how that public revenue is spent. Philanthropy is the privatization of the social safety net.

THE SKURJ OF FAKE NEWS. (kingfish), Friday, 2 December 2016 21:50 (eight years ago)

two weeks pass...

http://www.theverge.com/2016/12/19/14004442/talkspace-therapy-app-reviews-patient-safety-privacy-liability-online

I mean WWWWWWTTTTTTTFFFFFFF Who the fuck thought this was a good idea?

a Warren Beatty film about Earth (El Tomboto), Tuesday, 20 December 2016 12:45 (eight years ago)

I think I got a mailer from my insurance company (or one of the little tier of health services company my employer contracts with) about a therapy over video chat thing that they support, which seems... ok? But a public company doing that, without the right patient services and notification systems in place, seems... very SV

mh 😏, Tuesday, 20 December 2016 15:03 (eight years ago)

After receiving a list of detailed questions, Oren Frank emailed various editors at The Verge, as well as the CEO of Vox Media. "I will not hesitate to have The Verge answer legally, financially and professionally to any unsubstantiated claim, anonymous quote, or libelous statement that results in damage to our business," he wrote in one.

hey buddy maybe your service should answer legally and professionally before you start threatening others

mh 😏, Tuesday, 20 December 2016 15:20 (eight years ago)

talkspace is UK-based iirc but the dude who runs it seems like tim ferriss if tim ferriss came up under new labour

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 20 December 2016 15:48 (eight years ago)

I'm a little concerned today that basically all technofuturism seems to have no use for or understanding of consent. Looking at you, Google.

increasingly bonkers (rushomancy), Tuesday, 20 December 2016 16:24 (eight years ago)

software developers are inhuman garbage is why

slathered in cream and covered with stickers (silby), Tuesday, 20 December 2016 16:26 (eight years ago)

it's more like
- wow this system is kind of hard to use, I'll just make some software that connects users and whatever they want and no other strings attached
- people like our service! they get exactly what they want. things are good
- uh it turns out some of those "strings" were actual legal requirements but laws are bad
- it now seems some of those requirements were to keep people from dying or being harassed into oblivion
- day 1385: we have built the perfect system, why must people keep writing about our numerous victims and the pile of trash outside our office door. we will make a profit any day now, we just need another hundred million dollars of investment

mh 😏, Tuesday, 20 December 2016 16:35 (eight years ago)

you don't hear "don't be evil" very often any more

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 20 December 2016 16:36 (eight years ago)

someone finally figured out extended negligence and evil are on about equal footing in the morality stakes

mh 😏, Tuesday, 20 December 2016 16:37 (eight years ago)

you don't hear "don't be evil" very often any more

― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek)

"well that was never an official slogan anyway, come on don't take it so seriously"

increasingly bonkers (rushomancy), Tuesday, 20 December 2016 17:04 (eight years ago)

it really captures the smug simplicity of SV and the insistence that everyone else is overcomplicating things, despite strong evidence that things have worked out nicely for these guys because of structural advantages.

see also: paul graham and sam altman's terrible life advice

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 20 December 2016 17:28 (eight years ago)

being white, middle class, and graduating college in 2003 with a computer science degree worked very well for me, feel free to borrow my template

mh 😏, Tuesday, 20 December 2016 17:47 (eight years ago)

I like how 'disruption' has evolved from shaking up markets to straight up breaking the law for fun and profit

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Tuesday, 20 December 2016 17:58 (eight years ago)

being white, middle class, and graduating college in 2003 with a computer science degree worked very well for me, feel free to borrow my template

― mh

unlike elon musk, i'm having a difficult time leveraging my obvious mental instability for profit

increasingly bonkers (rushomancy), Tuesday, 20 December 2016 18:00 (eight years ago)

i am unsure why trump allows musk in the same room, elon's hair transplant puts whatever bizarre experiment is on donald's head to shame

mh 😏, Tuesday, 20 December 2016 18:49 (eight years ago)

im convinced elon musk has a publicist working reddit. there's so many shitty 'TIL Elon Musk did something mildly interesting' articles and their ilk at the top of /all

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Tuesday, 20 December 2016 18:56 (eight years ago)

he inhabits that perfect slice of interest between people who like the environment and modern tech business and people who are five years old and love cars and spaceships

mh 😏, Tuesday, 20 December 2016 19:03 (eight years ago)

and people who love nikola tesla

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 20 December 2016 19:27 (eight years ago)

Uber now lets you set a person, not a place, as your destination

innovation in the stalking space

mookieproof, Thursday, 22 December 2016 17:51 (eight years ago)

there shd be a theranos thread, I love how crazy liz holmes is

johnny crunch, Thursday, 22 December 2016 18:01 (eight years ago)

yeah, i feel bad for all the people who had to work for her and anyone harmed because they believed in the medical technology

but she is batshit crazy and lol

mh 😏, Thursday, 22 December 2016 18:52 (eight years ago)

On Saudi Arabia and Twitter's inability to handle doxxing there, amongst other things:

http://theconcourse.deadspin.com/your-app-isnt-helping-the-people-of-saudi-arabia-1790198445

THE SKURJ OF FAKE NEWS. (kingfish), Saturday, 24 December 2016 03:08 (eight years ago)

two weeks pass...

Peter Thiel, Trump’s Tech Pal, Explains Himself

so this guy is . . . actually a moron?

mookieproof, Wednesday, 11 January 2017 22:22 (eight years ago)

yes

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 11 January 2017 22:23 (eight years ago)

ahahahahahahaha that picture

difficult listening hour, Wednesday, 11 January 2017 22:24 (eight years ago)

“Somehow, I think Silicon Valley got even more spun up than Manhattan. There were hedge fund people I spoke to about a week after the election. They hadn’t supported Trump. But all of a sudden, they sort of changed their minds. The stock market went up, and they were like, ‘Yes, actually, I don’t understand why I was against him all year long.’”

funny

difficult listening hour, Wednesday, 11 January 2017 22:27 (eight years ago)

The reaction from the gay community has been harsh, with one writer in The Advocate going so far as to suggest that Mr. Thiel was not even a gay man, because he did not “embrace the struggle.”

“I think Trump is very good on gay rights,” Mr. Thiel says. “I don’t think he will reverse anything. I would obviously be concerned if I thought otherwise.”

I ask if he’s comfortable with the idea that Vice President-elect Mike Pence, regarded in the gay community as an unreconstructed homophobe, is a heartbeat away from the presidency.

“You know, maybe I should be worried but I’m not that worried about it,” he replies. “I don’t know. People know too many gay people. There are just all these ways I think stuff has just shifted. For speaking at the Republican convention, I got attacked way more by liberal gay people than by conservative Christian people.

weird

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 11 January 2017 22:31 (eight years ago)

When I remark that President Obama had eight years without any ethical shadiness, Mr. Thiel flips it, noting: “But there’s a point where no corruption can be a bad thing. It can mean that things are too boring.”

When I ask if he is concerned about conflicts of interest, either for himself or the Trump children, who sat in on the tech meeting, he flips that one, too: “I don’t want to dismiss ethical concerns here, but I worry that ‘conflict of interest’ gets overly weaponized in our politics. I think in many cases, when there’s a conflict of interest, it’s an indication that someone understands something way better than if there’s no conflict of interest. If there’s no conflict of interest, it’s often because you’re just not interested.”

http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/tim-and-eric-mind-blown.gif

mookieproof, Wednesday, 11 January 2017 22:32 (eight years ago)

loooool

marcos, Wednesday, 11 January 2017 22:34 (eight years ago)

David St. Hubbins: Well, I don't really think that the end can be assessed as of itself as being the end because what does the end feel like? It's like saying when you try to extrapolate the end of the universe, you say, if the universe is indeed infinite, then how - what does that mean? How far is all the way, and then if it stops, what's stopping it, and what's behind what's stopping it? So, what's the end, you know, is my question to you.

mookieproof, Wednesday, 11 January 2017 22:34 (eight years ago)

people know too many gay people according to Thiel, huh

on the other hand, a friend and her husband recently had a niece stay with them for a week, and the description of the whole thing sounded like some sort of caricature of "rural girl graduating high school, trying to plan out her life" when I asked how it went. the niece said she'd never met a gay person

o_O

mh 😏, Wednesday, 11 January 2017 22:38 (eight years ago)

Dowd isn't the interviewer who's going to tease anything revelatory from Thiel but I appreciated that left-field question about whether he'd thought about marriage and kids

mh 😏, Wednesday, 11 January 2017 22:42 (eight years ago)

I dug this episode:

-
Listening to On Being with Krista Tippett (Anil Dash — Tech’s Moral Reckoning)

A wildly popular blogger, tech entrepreneur, and Silicon Valley influencer, Anil Dash has been an early activist for moral imagination in the digital sphere — an aspiration which has now become an urgent task. We explore the unprecedented power, the learning curves ahead, and how we can all contribute to the humane potential of technology in this moment.

http://www.onbeing.org/program/anil-dash-tech-s-moral-reckoning/9132
-

THE SKURJ OF FAKE NEWS. (kingfish), Thursday, 19 January 2017 23:32 (eight years ago)

Here's some Silicon Valley Techno Dystopianism:

http://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2017/01/30/doomsday-prep-for-the-super-rich

And because these dickbags are all libertarians, they just dumb their savings into shit like abandoned Y2K shelters in abandoned missile silos, rather than say using billions to avert any coming catastrophe

THE SKURJ OF FAKE NEWS. (kingfish), Tuesday, 24 January 2017 19:06 (eight years ago)

https://www.facebook.com/leanincommunity/ not a single mention of the inauguration of the protest

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 24 January 2017 19:09 (eight years ago)

Wow, there is a _lot_ of hopeful-yet-clueless assumptions going on in this article. How many years do you think it'll take tech culture as a whole to finally realize tech ain't neutral? Also that "progress as a society" and "technical sophistication" are far from the same thing?

https://backchannel.com/we-need-techies-to-work-for-trump-b66367b7f621#.idhvua61n

THE SKURJ OF FAKE NEWS. (kingfish), Wednesday, 25 January 2017 15:24 (eight years ago)

deeply deeply unsurprised that this dude in sam altman's mentions is a ruby on rails person. what is wrong with those people? they're like lambdaconf people if lambdaconf people had an iq of 85 instead of 160.

http://i.imgur.com/LFRcnNI.png

http://i.imgur.com/Ffrx6ed.png

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Saturday, 28 January 2017 21:53 (eight years ago)

isn't ruby on rails the perfect emblem of thoughtless low-entry-bar-tech-provides-disruptive-social-solutions boosterism?

j., Saturday, 28 January 2017 22:01 (eight years ago)

ah yes, the analysis where doing really offensively racist and xenophobic scapegoating and aggressively knee-jerk reactions are good

mh 😏, Saturday, 28 January 2017 22:06 (eight years ago)

the ruby on rails community is extremely shitty.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Saturday, 28 January 2017 22:11 (eight years ago)

it's probably the preferred platform at this point for small businesses that create web presences and small apps for local business. it's a huge slice of the web work that actually gets done and you get this perfect storm of small business skepticism and technology utopianism

mh 😏, Saturday, 28 January 2017 22:18 (eight years ago)

'so if we pay you for this we'll be able to grow our business exponentially at virtually no cost???'

'o yes'

j., Saturday, 28 January 2017 22:32 (eight years ago)

That reminds me of one of my favorite tweets from Erowid Recruiter, an account that generates mash-ups from drug trip reports and tech recruiter emails. It read simply "don't do Rails".

JRN, Saturday, 28 January 2017 22:56 (eight years ago)

erowid recruiter is good

mh 😏, Sunday, 29 January 2017 05:36 (eight years ago)

The bigger you are, the weaker your sauce

http://www.theverge.com/2017/1/28/14426550/silicon-valley-trump-immigration-response

El Tomboto, Sunday, 29 January 2017 15:18 (eight years ago)

http://avc.com/2017/01/make-america-hate-again/

note this in the comments

http://i.imgur.com/5G29mS4.png

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Sunday, 29 January 2017 16:53 (eight years ago)

omg yessss pull beetbort's comments

respect to sergey brin for going to an airport protest!

mh 😏, Sunday, 29 January 2017 16:57 (eight years ago)

has this been posted? http://www.forbes.com/sites/janetwburns/2017/01/26/elon-musk-is-ready-to-bore-under-l-a-as-the-tunnel-market-takes-off/#79eed3924a40

stein beck ii: the wrath of grapes (Doctor Casino), Monday, 30 January 2017 05:33 (eight years ago)

Speaking of Musk, ain't no industry has a Union didn't deserve one:

https://theoutline.com/post/1069/tesla-worker-jose-moran-elon-musk

International House of Hot Takes (kingfish), Friday, 10 February 2017 22:49 (eight years ago)

as zuck edges toward running for office, remember this is how he thinks

https://twitter.com/nathanjurgenson/status/616084493041070080

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 17 February 2017 16:35 (eight years ago)

"what will enable us to live forever" is such a dumb question on every level

Οὖτις, Friday, 17 February 2017 16:39 (eight years ago)

i'm looking forward to voting for zuck one day

Mordy, Friday, 17 February 2017 16:40 (eight years ago)

facebook is a blight on humanity so no I won't be doing that

Οὖτις, Friday, 17 February 2017 16:47 (eight years ago)

wow those are really dumb questions

mh 😏, Friday, 17 February 2017 16:52 (eight years ago)

but how does the brain work

Οὖτις, Friday, 17 February 2017 16:58 (eight years ago)

it's like he's an 8yo

Οὖτις, Friday, 17 February 2017 16:58 (eight years ago)

zuck is awful

marcos, Friday, 17 February 2017 17:07 (eight years ago)

Fuckin' magnets, man

Treesh-Hurt (Noodle Vague), Friday, 17 February 2017 17:12 (eight years ago)

bunch of brain surgeons itt

Mordy, Friday, 17 February 2017 17:15 (eight years ago)

"what will enable us to live forever" is such a dumb question on every level

It wouldn't be my first pick of scientific question, but I don't think it's entirely dumb. A cure for aging isn't far-fetched, and we welcome all kinds of limited life-extending breakthroughs. Not that I would look to tech billionaires for wisdom on the ethics of life extension.

jmm, Friday, 17 February 2017 17:21 (eight years ago)

zuck's first paragraph is fine, he's not the first to ask them and they're definitely q's other scientists already explore

second paragraph is creepy

F♯ A♯ (∞), Friday, 17 February 2017 17:22 (eight years ago)

maybe zuck's the same as me, we see things they'll never see

mookieproof, Friday, 17 February 2017 17:23 (eight years ago)

the most problematic words there are "us" and "forever".

As far as I know a cure for aging actually is pretty far-fetched, as recent studies indicate our DNA has built-in limits that restrict indefinite cell replication (there was some article in Discover about this recently, not sure if its online). And "forever" is obviously substantively different from "limited life-extending". If he'd said "how can we make people live longer" that's slightly more reasonable.

The "us" part involves, as noted, the ethics of life extension, which are v v thorny and imo come out v strongly against even considering this.

xp

Οὖτις, Friday, 17 February 2017 17:25 (eight years ago)

those are philosophically relevant questions but Hawking asked about *big questions in science*

from a scientific perspective all of these are so hand-wavingly vague as to not be questions about science at all

mh 😏, Friday, 17 February 2017 17:27 (eight years ago)

http://reformedoutfitters.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/Born-to-Die.png

j., Friday, 17 February 2017 17:27 (eight years ago)

outic

see jmm's reply

F♯ A♯ (∞), Friday, 17 February 2017 17:30 (eight years ago)

they're definitely q's other scientists already explore

this doesn't automatically make them good questions! I find these sort of "hmm how can we fundamentally change the nature of existence" questions really irritating. "Curing all diseases", for ex. Really? Why is this even desirable? It would be disastrous for our ecology for a species as wantonly destructive and stupid as ours to (somehow, magically) make itself impervious to factors that regulate every population of organisms on the planet. Like, gee what could possibly go wrong there. To say nothing of its inherent infeasibility - it would violate basic laws of biology about how things like DNA and RNA work, disease is *built in* to how organisms function, compete, interact, and impact each other. The practical and ethical problems presented by this question are mind-boggling. But the question stems from this childlike "disease bad! I wish there was no disease!" framing that is just embarrassing.

Οὖτις, Friday, 17 February 2017 17:32 (eight years ago)

those are philosophically relevant questions but Hawking asked about *big questions in science*

from a scientific perspective all of these are so hand-wavingly vague as to not be questions about science at all

I agree w this

Οὖτις, Friday, 17 February 2017 17:33 (eight years ago)

dammit

shakey does it bum you out that people think that is a c at the end of your name

it bums me out

j., Friday, 17 February 2017 17:35 (eight years ago)

ancient greek is a bitch

Οὖτις, Friday, 17 February 2017 17:37 (eight years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZAOsRlfhvLc

Mordy, Friday, 17 February 2017 17:42 (eight years ago)

outic

those questions are extreme and most likely knowingly unreachable but they are asked because on the way to this hypothetical goal you find out things that you would have never had you not tried

it's like what jmm said. scientists speak a very different language among themselves and is why they're not very good at marketing and getting their ideas to the lay. zuck is on the other extreme and just says things in a silly way but that resonate with a lot of people that lack any scientific understanding but it helps peak people's interest

F♯ A♯ (∞), Friday, 17 February 2017 17:46 (eight years ago)

I like this idea:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nccryZOcrUg

DJI, Friday, 17 February 2017 17:54 (eight years ago)

those questions are extreme and most likely knowingly unreachable but they are asked because on the way to this hypothetical goal you find out things that you would have never had you not tried

fair point yeah I get that

Οὖτις, Friday, 17 February 2017 18:12 (eight years ago)

I like Gates's idea. Can we retroactively apply it to software, say the kind that eliminated, deskilled, or rendered precarious uncounted secretarial and number-crunching jobs?

tales of a scorched-earth nothing (Doctor Casino), Friday, 17 February 2017 18:13 (eight years ago)

it's just irritating to see zuck (and his audience) take them at what is apparently face value, with this v basic "gee yes I would *love* to live forever!" framing

xp

Οὖτις, Friday, 17 February 2017 18:13 (eight years ago)

ancient greek is a bitch

nb: that's the modern greek alphabet, too

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Friday, 17 February 2017 18:20 (eight years ago)

it helps pique their interest too

mh 😏, Friday, 17 February 2017 18:20 (eight years ago)

bunch of brain surgeons itt

― Mordy, Friday, February 17, 2017 12:15 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yeah, if zuck is interested i would be more than happy to try my hand at surgically operating on his brain before he has a go at elected office

tales of a scorched-earth nothing (Doctor Casino), Friday, 17 February 2017 18:21 (eight years ago)

for obvious reasons, high tech hundred-billionaires are not the most reflective people in the universe.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Friday, 17 February 2017 18:22 (eight years ago)

imo the main impediment to living forever is psychological. however, zuckerberg's mind (and perhaps thiel's) have adapted to the possibility of infinite lifespans

mh 😏, Friday, 17 February 2017 18:22 (eight years ago)

but what will you have time left to do every day as your 'this day in history' timeline reminders engulf you with the advancing eons

j., Friday, 17 February 2017 18:32 (eight years ago)

guys the problem with that zuck post is not the bong rip science questions!

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 17 February 2017 18:40 (eight years ago)

they're fine!

it's the next bit when he says "i bet there's a master equation for human community"

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 17 February 2017 18:40 (eight years ago)

ya that's the creepy one as i noted yo

i feel ya cake

F♯ A♯ (∞), Friday, 17 February 2017 18:45 (eight years ago)

pssh, everyone knows the family and genetic correlation coefficient applied to the friendship/community multiplier is a decent predictor of the number of close friends

mh 😏, Friday, 17 February 2017 19:07 (eight years ago)

if only we could write an equation for.... love

mh 😏, Friday, 17 February 2017 19:07 (eight years ago)

Tagline for The Social Network 2

jmm, Friday, 17 February 2017 19:09 (eight years ago)

Wait which element is that again? Xp

DJI, Friday, 17 February 2017 19:10 (eight years ago)

I don't get what's wrong with Zuckerberg's response. If anyone should rightfully be concerned with "monkeysphere" type questions it's the guy who runs Facebook! How many people are we biologically capable of actually being "friends" with, for example, is a worthwhile and not creepy question. Fields of psych and econ entirely predicated on being able to describe human behavior using numbers

Dan I., Monday, 27 February 2017 13:53 (eight years ago)

Yeah nobody said his quest for Dunbar's Number was the problem. It's the childishness / alchemist nature of his priorities. Understand the world better? Sure, but only as a means to living forever without disease and becoming the smartest and fastest!

El Tomboto, Monday, 27 February 2017 14:19 (eight years ago)

the answer isn't necessarily wrong, it's just written as if he's pandering to an audience badly. if you're speaking with the intention of an audience understanding your answer, it's probably better to phrase the answer in a relatable way ("I want to know why people age differently so we can learn how to help everyone have a healthy, long life") as opposed to revealing your own weird thoughts on mortality ("Can we just... not die? You guys know Peter Thiel is researching injecting himself with young blood, something like that maybe")

mh 😏, Monday, 27 February 2017 14:49 (eight years ago)

I mean, these could just be awkward responses. But the fact we're reading so much into this in order to guess what his true intentions are is an indicator of it being awkward communication. Maybe it's just a random jotted-down facebook comment!

mh 😏, Monday, 27 February 2017 14:55 (eight years ago)

Zuck completely not getting his audience is a recurring theme. Hmm. Maybe if there was an equation

El Tomboto, Monday, 27 February 2017 14:59 (eight years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/jGoBwCk.jpg

mh 😏, Monday, 27 February 2017 15:06 (eight years ago)

He believes that deep down humans are computers. If only we had a computer big enough to model them, and alllllll of the data on what they do, then we could predict/control human behavior. It's old-school creepy engineer-dude (or midcentury systems-thinking socal science counterintelligence dude) thinking imho, crossed with big-data privacy-hoovering ambitions. At least that's what I read in it.

tales of a scorched-earth nothing (Doctor Casino), Monday, 27 February 2017 15:06 (eight years ago)

the entirety of existence is either a computer or a system capable of being modeled by a computer

*extreme brow furrowing*

mh 😏, Monday, 27 February 2017 15:07 (eight years ago)

Zuck completely not getting his audience is a recurring theme. Hmm. Maybe if there was an equation

hmmmm wonder how the guy who built the most popular social app in the world does not get his audience. maybe he gets his audience too well.

Mordy, Monday, 27 February 2017 15:24 (eight years ago)

you don't have to know anything about the nuances of human interaction, or even what constitutes good or bad interaction if your number one goal is engagement and traffic

I mean, twitter's content-blind policies were "free speech" in rhetoric, but in reality they were just content-blind

mh 😏, Monday, 27 February 2017 15:31 (eight years ago)

I mean, arguably Robert Moses knew his audience "too well" too

mh 😏, Monday, 27 February 2017 15:32 (eight years ago)

In what sense is the audience for anything Mark Zuckerberg says not "everyone"?

Andrew Farrell, Monday, 27 February 2017 15:35 (eight years ago)

no it's absurd. he's clearly a social interaction savant and we're just social interaction rockists. one day that dude will be president - i don't know if he'll invent a formula to figure it out or just code up his campaign in a two night democracy jam.

Mordy, Monday, 27 February 2017 15:44 (eight years ago)

you know that all of the actual moderation of flagged material on facebook is done by people making relatively low wages, who aren't even in the same country as the content's origin, right?

it's not like he and the programmers have amazing algorithms, there is literally a group of people in Mexico working for facebook reviewing flagged content for North America

mh 😏, Monday, 27 February 2017 15:48 (eight years ago)

i'm not sure what we're discussing right now, mh

Mordy, Monday, 27 February 2017 15:50 (eight years ago)

I'd idealistically hope that people can distinguish between design and algorithmic choices that facilitate *more* interaction and content and those that facilitate useful or efficient interaction

every content thread that's addictive because it's half people going "lol, libtard cucks" on facebook followed by a bunch of people earnestly arguing and in-fighting in poorly-threaded conversations... that's a lot of ad impressions

mh 😏, Monday, 27 February 2017 15:52 (eight years ago)

Yeah c'mon Mordy... you can luck into a product that catches on like wildfire without having some kind of super genius insight into human nature. For example, the reasons the inventor think it's got a shot at being moderately successful (''Harvard people love keeping in touch with other alumni from time to time!'') may not be congruent with the reasons why it actually becomes a ginormous success. (See Wiebe Bijker on the development of the safety bicycle.)

Also, in Facebook's case specifically, I suspect many of the most popular and click-sucking features, the ones that have really bound the thing into people's life patterns and sense of self etc., were not necessarily Zuck creations. Meanwhile he just had good timing: Friendster had basically passed and Myspace was adrift just as an explosion in the smartphone market and other contextual X-factors opened the door for SOME more straightforward version of social-networking to take off. Etc.

Anyway, this whole thread is kinda about people who are really successful at enriching themselves through techno-products, whose values/perceptions/ideologies are nonetheless out of step with how many/most people think. Being successful at social networking software doesn't mean you have a keener sense of human society (let alone the deep structure of the human mind) than your average philosopher, truck driver, or ILXor, or even than someone else that hits on a formula that scratches some collective itch at a particular point in time. It's like assuming James Cameron has a particular genius sense of what our humanity means to us based on the success his films about human-nonhuman interaction have found with audiences. Like, idk, maybe, but it'd have to be argued for - there's no self-evident authority on the topic.

tales of a scorched-earth nothing (Doctor Casino), Monday, 27 February 2017 15:54 (eight years ago)

You seem to be implying Zuckerberg is successful because he understands the *content* of communication in a way that is beneficial and gives him insight. I'm arguing he, and I'm speaking broadly with him as a stand-in for facebook, understands the *structure* of human communication and how to construct applications, algorithms, and site design in a way that makes people interact *more* without caring about the quality of interaction.

mh 😏, Monday, 27 February 2017 15:54 (eight years ago)

sorry, that was xp to Mordy

mh 😏, Monday, 27 February 2017 15:55 (eight years ago)

you can luck into a product that catches on like wildfire without having some kind of super genius insight into human nature

i think this is kinda silly but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Mordy, Monday, 27 February 2017 15:56 (eight years ago)

the creator of the oreo understands humans better than any politician who has ever lived: every politician has detractors, but the oreo is universally beloved

mh 😏, Monday, 27 February 2017 16:07 (eight years ago)

the joy of eating oreo's has to do w/ the taste. the joy of using facebook has to do w/ interacting w/ other ppl.

Mordy, Monday, 27 February 2017 16:11 (eight years ago)

We have no idea what cities would look like had Robert Moses not been in a position of power and influence in NYC, and in time, influenced the design of many other city/suburb plans and transportation/park systems in urban centers

But does that mean Robert Moses' work was a boon? Or that he understood something about human nature? Undoubtedly he was in the top tier of people who influenced human interaction and the structure of lives for his time. There are many more nuanced views on his work that I'm not remotely qualified to delve into

The part that sticks with me, is that knowing he had a virtual monopoly on public transportation and roads, cooked the books in his favor time after time. If you make the most useful route from point A to B a toll road, and predicate your own success on the statistics of how many people use your road (and the monetary income derived from usage fees), then does that mean the toll road was a good idea or merely a self-sustaining one?

The cynic would say that power was an end in itself and whatever keeps you in power is good -- if it was bad, then other ideas would be more successful, or people would see what you're doing and lobby for your replacement, right?

mh 😏, Monday, 27 February 2017 16:21 (eight years ago)

oreos are hydrox knockoffs

j., Monday, 27 February 2017 16:30 (eight years ago)

boom

mh 😏, Monday, 27 February 2017 16:30 (eight years ago)

Mordy, really, you think that's silly? I guess I can't argue with that kind of objection and won't devote several more paragraphs to reiteratng my attempts to back up my objections. But very briefly I think mh's Oreo analogy is on point; and if the Oreo founder were going around saying ''I think we'll discover soon that human behavior is actually all reducible to a nutritional formula'' it'd be just as silly to say ''hey hang on guys this person has demonstrated they understand human nature better than you, I mean Oreos are on the shelves everywhere!'' I mean that wouldn't even be enough to prove that in a vacuum people prefer Oreos over other cookies, let alone the wisdom of the Nabisco Valley Chemical Utopians.

The authority being ascribed to this guy, in something that is actually not even his field of expertise, is the part of this that's ''silly'' imho and the burden of proof should be on those doing the ascribing.

tales of a scorched-earth nothing (Doctor Casino), Monday, 27 February 2017 17:55 (eight years ago)

I think designing a system that attracts a billion users a day to essentially interact with each other suggests an insight into human behavior and relationships that selling a delicious cookie does not.

Mordy, Monday, 27 February 2017 18:04 (eight years ago)

Now it happens that I think his insights are probably pretty banal, assuming that humans are just pavlovian relationship machines, but they're correct since we're an easily manipulatable life form and our habits can be formed just by putting a like button under a status message.

Mordy, Monday, 27 February 2017 18:05 (eight years ago)

insights like 'let's A/B test making the font on short status updates way bigger and then use the one that improves interaction metrics'

j., Monday, 27 February 2017 18:12 (eight years ago)

it's a kind of asinine observation that doesn't thrill those of us who love to read about and discuss the nature of the human soul/mind, etc, but probably generates more realistic + repeatedly models for behavior.

Mordy, Monday, 27 February 2017 18:17 (eight years ago)

repeatable*

Mordy, Monday, 27 February 2017 18:17 (eight years ago)

Yeah I mean the Hallmark company also has made a fortune on one aspect of human social interaction that they made profoundly monetizable. I would concede that they understand something about how people feel about the customs of birthdays and funerals at a specific time and place in human history. This would still not make them credentialed authorities on whether our brains are essentially analogous to greeting cards. It would not even prove that they understand the social embeddedness and rituals of greeting cards better than anybody else, since there a ton of other - probably more pressing - factors that determine why one company attains market dominance and another doesn't.

tales of a scorched-earth nothing (Doctor Casino), Monday, 27 February 2017 18:19 (eight years ago)

At this point, ascribing the design of Facebook solely to Mark Zuckerberg is like ascribing the design of Microsoft Windows XP solely to Bill Gates. It is likely that MZ may have given the final go-ahead on most of the features in FB, but the origination of the ideas, their refinement, and their coding would all be done by others. He just gets the final presentation and says "yes" or else he makes a tweak or two, just to feel like he's in charge and has the last word. Chances are this has been true for a very long time now.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Monday, 27 February 2017 18:22 (eight years ago)

FB is significantly more complex and insinuates itself into far more corners of people's lives (and on a day to day if not hour to hour basis) than Hallmark cards.

Mordy, Monday, 27 February 2017 18:24 (eight years ago)

Like FB for many ppl is like a sociobiological appendage not even a useful tool or a liminal ritual adjunct but rather an interface for direct interaction with others and the world. I think the critique that Zuckerberg is not uniquely responsible for it is probably accurate, but I don't understand downplaying its significance.

Mordy, Monday, 27 February 2017 18:25 (eight years ago)

It's very significant but none of that makes him such an expert on human behavior that any random pronouncement (offered without a supporting argument) should be taken as a credible expert opinion just because ''social'' shows up in there somewhere. Especially since the claim isn't original, and reeks of inherited ideology going back decades. Like if Paul Ryan is banging on about welfare queens or something we don't go, hang on guys, considering this guy knows an awful lot about the government I think we should give credence to his highly original policy thinking which surely results from his close attention to these matters. After all he is a very successful politician so this is really his wheelhouse.

tales of a scorched-earth nothing (Doctor Casino), Monday, 27 February 2017 18:31 (eight years ago)

First off I don't know that Paul Ryan is such an expert on government. But second, I think that it makes a lot of sense that a) human behavior is simple and predictable enough that formulae can be developed to chart it, and that b) someone who made his bones designing a human relationship machine that worked so well particularly by treating social interaction like a calculation would be interested in expanding that extraordinary early experiment into something more universal. Like what a shock that Zuckerberg thinks that human interactions can be simplified into a mathematical formula - he's only observed that treating them as though they can has been tremendously lucrative and made his project ubiquitous.

Mordy, Monday, 27 February 2017 18:36 (eight years ago)

I think that it makes a lot of sense that a) human behavior is simple and predictable enough that formulae can be developed to chart it

This is all well and good, if all you are envisioning is that one may predict certain statistical probabilities across masses of people. That's been going on for quite some time. I think what Zuckerberg suggested might be true was far more radical than that.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Monday, 27 February 2017 18:42 (eight years ago)

I think designing a system that attracts a billion users a day to essentially interact with each other suggests an insight into human behavior and relationships that selling a delicious cookie does not.

― Mordy, Monday, February 27, 2017 12:04 PM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Through evolutionary design, though! While the core news feed style of interface is intact, there are a myriad of design decisions that have been made as tweaks, new feature rollouts, and proposed directions that have either done well and remained integrated or have dropped off the map. And again, while Zuckerberg has some insight as someone who sits on top of this, he's not the one who's had input other than approving or suggesting initiatives for most of the last decade.

And I don't mean to downplay the significance of facebook -- the amount of time and energy I've expended just scrolling through, making small comments, or debating in posts is not a small thing, although it's hardly the only platform where I've done that.

But facebook is completely quantitative as a "human relationship machine." There is little to no qualitative innovation going on -- there are clues via likes and emotions, the amount of traffic a single user gives to a particular post or page, but if it is determined:
- A post is popular
- Significant number of likes, but a much greater number of comments
- The posts receiving the most likes use mostly negative language
I might, as a programmer, think "hmm, this indicates it's a contentious subject and a number of people are against the original topic, maybe?" but that is one of many interpretations of the pattern we see. And we're back to the idea of interpretation -- what is my goal, here?

If I want qualitatively good interaction, I might have someone moderate the conversation. If I want to track issues that might be problems, I might archive the original post, especially if it's to a news article, so we can see if a trend develops. I might prioritize or deprioritize flagging (moderation requests) to this thread due to the high traffic it's getting.

But all of those are at the bottom of the list because the first question is: how many ad impressions are being served up to this conversation, are they relevant, and what's the clickthrough rate? If this is a topic that spurs discussion, how can I encourage this topic to come up regularly? Should I put a link to this topic in the sidebar?

Because while you might claim insight on human behavior, your actual research is mostly centered not on content but on how traffic can drive more traffic. And content that brings traffic. All without caring whether you're devising a technical system to funnel the most attention into the worst spaces, because you claim to be content agnostic, when in fact, the worst content drives the most attention so you are, in fact, biased in favor of horrible content.

mh 😏, Monday, 27 February 2017 19:26 (eight years ago)

this isn't to say facebook is some infinite development of the most effective content->traffic->monetization funnel, but that is the core of the business

mh 😏, Monday, 27 February 2017 19:26 (eight years ago)

(to the extent that actual content is ephemeral -- the traffic is the main product of facebook, and traffic is always positive and never negative)

mh 😏, Monday, 27 February 2017 19:28 (eight years ago)

Sure, but this is like if someone developed a new management technique that got 300% more productivity out of its workers. You might fairly ask whether it's a good thing for the world and the workers to have them working harder/longer hours or whatever but anything that maximizes X, where X is something associated with human behavior, is going to indicate some insight into the behavior of human beings. Like if your contention is that people are unhappier using facebook than they were before facebook, we don't disagree. But humans do all kinds of things that make them unhappy - we're kinda unhappiness inflicting machines, on ourselves, on others. No surprise that things that harness our power to make ourselves unhappy might have a stronger impact on our behavior.

Mordy, Monday, 27 February 2017 19:36 (eight years ago)

Your description made me envision facebook as a gigantic maze, where the main objectives are to draw people in, then agitate them to run about as much as possible, while constantly redirecting them deeper and deeper into the maze in the hopes they will never leave again. As with every discussion of facebook I have ever read on ilx, this discussion does not inspire me to regret for one second my not joining fb.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Monday, 27 February 2017 19:37 (eight years ago)

lol otm

Οὖτις, Monday, 27 February 2017 19:37 (eight years ago)

yeah i don't disagree with any part of that description xp

Mordy, Monday, 27 February 2017 19:41 (eight years ago)

lol I was just typing an analogy about mazes

you learn about human beings *will do in a maze* and you learn about the crafting of mazes

only if you particularly endeavor to study, say, happiness or fulfillment do you get insight into the human condition. but you have to actually run the stats to look for that! if you sit there optimizing for "engagement" and nothing else, then you're only going to learn about how to engage people. and not to action, necessarily, but to click on an article again or comment

mh 😏, Monday, 27 February 2017 19:49 (eight years ago)

thanks for the interaction, though, guys

bleeding off a lot of emotional energy today, and I'm glad it's going to ilx instead of a site with ad impressions

mh 😏, Monday, 27 February 2017 19:59 (eight years ago)

huh, kinda looks like there's another theranos, this one in nuclear energy (!??!?!???!)

https://www.technologyreview.com/s/603731/nuclear-energy-startup-transatomic-backtracks-on-key-promises/

goole, Monday, 27 February 2017 23:43 (eight years ago)

pretty much all of facebook and human behavior research is boiled down to that one map a guy made where he showed friend linkages across the globe, and it was all the cities connected to all the other cities by a shitload of little lines, except china and iran etc. are all dark - SCIENCE BITCH

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 28 February 2017 02:00 (eight years ago)

you could gain instant credibility by saying "hey guys, this isn't a scam -- we're not promising cold fusion!" xp

mh 😏, Tuesday, 28 February 2017 02:03 (eight years ago)

to clarify I mean all the human behavior research at facebook - not all of facebook AND all of human behavior research. duh.

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 28 February 2017 02:05 (eight years ago)

I used to follow all kinds of sociologists and human behavior ppl studying online interaction, social network structure, ad hoc hierarchies in the google reader days and I never got the impression anyone doing interesting work was actually at any of the large corps, and if they were, they ended up leaving when their research was curtailed

mh 😏, Tuesday, 28 February 2017 02:14 (eight years ago)

I think your explanation above plus the maze runner analogy does a great job explaining why anything interesting in those fields is NOT of interest to these firms - they might pay lip service, and maybe even real money for a while, but then it probably becomes quickly apparent that novel social science findings based on proprietary and un-publishable data aren't really useful to anyone - the scientist can't go to conferences except to lurk and the company can't do anything with it because uh sure so that's how we know people like or don't like something? lol we already KNEW THAT

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 28 February 2017 02:18 (eight years ago)

of course I'm talking completely out the butt here so I would love for an actual social scientist / behavioral person at some big network to come correct my horrible assumptions but they're probably not allowed to

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 28 February 2017 02:19 (eight years ago)

I'd imagine a few projects have taken off where someone's proposed, hey, let's set up this new feature and let it ride for a given period and we'll only look at the depth of user interaction and whether they contribute to the community over time rather than how much bulk traffic the page gets. But those are pretty far out outliers!

mh 😏, Tuesday, 28 February 2017 02:23 (eight years ago)

maybe you aren't familiar with the great Facebook ethics experiment of 2013, where news feed content was manipulated to show specific test individuals only a subset of emotional expression from their friends, to see if that would make their emotion echo what they perceived as the community tone

http://www.pnas.org/content/111/24/8788.full

mh 😏, Tuesday, 28 February 2017 02:26 (eight years ago)

Can anybody find the results of this?

https://www.cnet.com/news/sorry-facebook-friends-our-brains-cant-keep-up/

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 28 February 2017 02:26 (eight years ago)

lol wtf I had forgotten about that PNAS thing but I think I remember reading about it at the time. fucking asswipes

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 28 February 2017 02:33 (eight years ago)

https://motherboard.vice.com/en_us/article/how-our-likes-helped-trump-win

relevant to yesterday's conversation: third-party company has a facebook app that people happily opt-in to get their personality type, company then gets a bunch of user data (love when you use a site and they want everything, might as well click ok) and then they're able to draw all kinds of inferences based on datapoints

reminds me of a few weeks ago when Uber stepped in it over some issue and they had an apology-style ad on facebook. click on it to block, and it turns out they had paid to show it to people who had liked the ACLU page

mh 😏, Tuesday, 28 February 2017 15:46 (eight years ago)

yeah that's the Cambridge Analytica psychosocial stuff that's getting sent around. Pretty sure our fucked up Electoral College is still how Trump won and not any bog standard social media data mining tools but every little bit helps I guess, plus Cambridge Analytica is apparently backed by another psycho billionaire and Bannon's on the board so that helps write headlines too (despite the fact that Ted Cruz also spent shitloads of money on CA stuff so how come he isn't presidetn?)

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 28 February 2017 17:32 (eight years ago)

there is no evidence that CA helped or are good at their job, much less that they won the election
https://www.bloomberg.com/view/articles/2017-02-01/trump-s-secret-sauce-is-just-more-ketchup

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 28 February 2017 17:40 (eight years ago)

big data without any understanding of context and behavior doesn't magically produce real world results wtf I don't understand.

bring me more data. and some equations. maybe just one equation actually.

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 28 February 2017 17:48 (eight years ago)

that is fair

mh 😏, Tuesday, 28 February 2017 18:23 (eight years ago)

I was more into the fact they were able to predict different small aspects of individuals based on affinities, which isn't surprising or complex, but just more jerk stuff you can do because privacy controls are garbage and people don't have a handle on anonymity.

Which isn't predictive data! It's teasing out descriptions based on known correlations. But for writers this is somehow still buzzworthy, and can be confused with predictive analytics

mh 😏, Tuesday, 28 February 2017 18:26 (eight years ago)

journalists are doing the cambridge analytica pr dept's job for them by loudly assuming they have solved social science with maths.

your prior should be: CA is the Big Data money pit the winning party happened to be throwing money into at the time they won the election

(just workshopping a couple of tweets, let me know if you have any feedback before i tweet them)

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 28 February 2017 19:07 (eight years ago)

good points

there are no particular incidents or locations evaluated, so.. if the losing party had been using CA, would we be still be assuming their methods work in articles?

mh 😏, Tuesday, 28 February 2017 19:29 (eight years ago)

bring me more data. and some equations. maybe just one equation actually.

http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/evil/images/a/ac/Anti-Life_Equation_Schematic.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20150406013607

Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 1 March 2017 01:02 (eight years ago)

time to fire up the old economy into the shitbin thread

El Tomboto, Thursday, 2 March 2017 22:25 (eight years ago)

That thread is one of your crowning moments Tombot.

Also mookie I think that whole Reuters article was pretty solid.

Brevs Mekis (dandydonweiner), Friday, 3 March 2017 00:42 (eight years ago)

true

mookieproof, Friday, 3 March 2017 00:58 (eight years ago)

https://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/2017/04/why-is-silicon-valley-so-awful-to-women/517788/

International House of Hot Takes (kingfish), Wednesday, 15 March 2017 06:35 (eight years ago)

tech utopian bullshit siren sounded at this section:

At long last, the industry that has transformed how we learn, think, buy, travel, cook, socialize, live, love, and work seemed ready to turn its disruptive instincts to its own gender inequities—and in the process develop tools and best practices that other, less forward-looking industries could copy, thus improving the lives of working women everywhere.

Neil S, Wednesday, 15 March 2017 09:17 (eight years ago)

I er think you might need to read further (spoiler: it hasn't).

Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 15 March 2017 10:25 (eight years ago)

oh I realise there's more said later on, it's the idea that Silicon Valley could ever have been a leader on this front given how ingrained sexism was and is. Also the idea that the various technologies it has proudced are in some sense "disruptive" is also BS, IMO

Neil S, Wednesday, 15 March 2017 10:40 (eight years ago)

Also at the Ringer

https://theringer.com/women-sexism-discrimination-harassment-investigations-tech-silicon-valley-uber-452d03ec530b#.mxy3jigk1

A recent New York magazine piece detailed how, often, it is easier for established white women working within tech to speak up. “Fowler’s story, like [former GitHub employee Julie Ann] Horvath’s, comes with implicit privilege. Both women were, fortunately, able to speak out without completely derailing their careers,” Madison Malone Kircher wrote.

SFTGFOP (El Tomboto), Wednesday, 15 March 2017 11:05 (eight years ago)

before websites you would see that there were no women in the room, or that they were silent or shouted down. on the internet, we screen out the women for you, or you can't tell if they've left

mh 😏, Wednesday, 15 March 2017 13:49 (eight years ago)

https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2017/mar/14/tech-women-code-workshops-developer-jobs

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 15 March 2017 14:04 (eight years ago)

Serious Q: were there (proportionally) more women posting on ILX during the "zing crew" epoch than now?

SFTGFOP (El Tomboto), Wednesday, 15 March 2017 14:06 (eight years ago)

do you mean during, or _before_

mh 😏, Wednesday, 15 March 2017 14:07 (eight years ago)

Techno-utopianism seems like the natural outgrowth of an industry that strongly self-identifies with sci-fi, but has far less intellectual discipline than, say, astrophysics or the space program, and has an incestuous relationship with its own PR hype.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Wednesday, 15 March 2017 15:57 (eight years ago)

That's a pretty nice formulation, Aimless. I think the causality is more chicken-and-egg than that, though - historically, the techno-utopianism goes back much further than the PR hype. Your 70s hacker types were deep into people like Stewart Brand, Bucky Fuller and maybe Reyner Banham - so the blind spots around technocratic and military-industrial allegiances (and cognitive dissonance with a related hippie libertarianism) are actually baked in from an early point.

tales of a scorched-earth nothing (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 15 March 2017 16:14 (eight years ago)

despite some elements of science fiction, Ayn Rand isn't usually shelved there

mh 😏, Wednesday, 15 March 2017 18:31 (eight years ago)

https://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/2017/04/why-is-silicon-valley-so-awful-to-women/517788/

snapchat was literally started in a frat house, so thats a thing

carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, 15 March 2017 18:35 (eight years ago)

Real question: Is the Valley really worse than other industries, or are they just getting singled out because they claim to value inclusiveness, diversity etc.? I found this paragraph interesting:

"Such bias may be particularly rife in Silicon Valley because of another of its foundational beliefs: that success in tech depends almost entirely on innate genius. Nobody thinks that of lawyers or accountants or even brain surgeons; while some people clearly have more aptitude than others, it’s accepted that law school is where you learn law and that preparing for and passing the CPA exam is how you become a certified accountant. Surgeons are trained, not born. In contrast, a 2015 study published in Science confirmed that computer science and certain other fields, including physics, math, and philosophy, fetishize “brilliance,” cultivating the idea that potential is inborn. The report concluded that these fields tend to be problematic for women, owing to a stubborn assumption that genius is a male trait."

Are we supposed to believe that women don't face the same level of discrimination in law, or medicine? Is that true?

DJI, Wednesday, 15 March 2017 19:32 (eight years ago)

there's discrimination and there's massive under-representation. that sounds like a (plausible) theory for the latter.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 15 March 2017 19:34 (eight years ago)

Engineering in general seems p heavily male-dominated from my personal experience - otoh I work for a company that's 1/3rd woman owned and over half of our engineering staff is women (but I think that's because of some very deliberate hiring practices on our part).

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 15 March 2017 19:37 (eight years ago)

Y'know, I wouldn't comment on those fields myself (though I imagine we could find some data on how many women get licensed in them, become partners in firms and so on), but I will definitely say that the "genius" thing and attendant gendered is part of why women have struggled for parity in architecture, aren't given as serious of feedback in school, are encouraged into non-leadership tracks in workplaces, etc. etc. But it also relates - and I would imagine this also applies to computer science - by an assumed "mathiness" of the profession, where are the stereotypes/assumptions about who looks like an "engineer" are also involved. I would be doubtful of any single magic bullet theory that explains how gender and discrimination play out in a particular field.

tales of a scorched-earth nothing (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 15 March 2017 19:40 (eight years ago)

the computer sciencey bits of tech (hardware, backend) are very like my experience of academic physics, where individual brilliance and genius are how things are assumed to get done. they're also numerically waaaaay more male-dominated than medicine or law or probably even real engineering. i'm talking 95%+ male. i guess that's the point of that quote. it does ring true to me, although correlation does not imply causation.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 15 March 2017 19:42 (eight years ago)

the side effect of under-representation: if your company is 90% straight able-bodied white men, and all of the financial resources to create similar companies at that scale are aligned with that demographic, then you'll end up creating tools and services without an understanding of what other people need. and if your tool becomes essential to get ahead, only people who benefit from the tool will get ahead

mh 😏, Wednesday, 15 March 2017 19:50 (eight years ago)

We've definitely gotten into gender bias in hiring and how male tech interviewers might interpret the same behavior differently in candidates of different genders... can't seem to find it right now though. Maybe it's in the Gamergate thread somewhere.

tales of a scorched-earth nothing (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 15 March 2017 20:04 (eight years ago)

I made a bad half-joke in an "edgy" way after interviews years ago that I still feel like a complete shithead about now. It was more of the "I can't believe people would think this way" humor regarding a woman in her 20s having kids, and had no input on our hiring choice (we wanted a developer more at the junior level, she was definitely above that) but if there was a point I was making, it was the complete wrong way to make it.

Oddly enough after a number of years, I changed departments to an area that actually did hire that person within a year after we'd interviewed her and she became one of my favorite coworkers.

mh 😏, Wednesday, 15 March 2017 20:08 (eight years ago)

so yeah, don't even joke about that shit unless you're in a position that's purely about sending up idiots and not actually doing hiring, because there's the possibility at least one of your coworkers is actually thinking in that way and you're playing to biases

mh 😏, Wednesday, 15 March 2017 20:11 (eight years ago)

Serious Q: were there (proportionally) more women posting on ILX during the "zing crew" epoch than now?

not really for this thread, but yes

tbf not much of the 'zing crew' is left either

mookieproof, Thursday, 16 March 2017 02:16 (eight years ago)

Good riddance to zing crew imo

Οὖτις, Thursday, 16 March 2017 02:19 (eight years ago)

the great dickhole die-off

contenderizer, Thursday, 16 March 2017 02:35 (eight years ago)

Ugh God the view from inside, though if I'm being fair, I'm more in the midst of vanilla corporatism.

Mhysa Jar Jar Binks (Leee), Thursday, 23 March 2017 06:49 (eight years ago)

three weeks pass...

https://mobile.twitter.com/SICKOFWOLVES/status/852241977445953540


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International House of Hot Takes (kingfish), Thursday, 13 April 2017 22:23 (eight years ago)

http://theconcourse.deadspin.com/i-just-love-this-juicero-story-so-much-1794459898

When we signed up to pump money into this juice company, it was because we thought drinking the juice would be a lot harder and more expensive. That was the selling point, because Silicon Valley is a stupid libertarian dystopia where investor-class vampires are the consumers and a regular person’s money is what they go shopping for. Easily opened bags of juice do not give these awful nightmare trash parasites a good bargain on the disposable income of credulous wellness-fad suckers; therefore easily opened bags of juice are a worse investment than bags of juice that are harder to open.

The Jams Manager (1992, Brickster) (El Tomboto), Wednesday, 19 April 2017 22:57 (eight years ago)

Donald Trump got to be president by holding up the wallet his dad gave him and yelling “I fuck this wallet.”

lol

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 19 April 2017 23:01 (eight years ago)

Silicon Valley Checklist

1. Does it disrupt?
2. Does it scale?
3. ?????????
4. PROFIT

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, 19 April 2017 23:21 (eight years ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C94VtndXcAAaxvT.jpg

mookieproof, Thursday, 20 April 2017 20:09 (eight years ago)

Forbes suggested that you are more likely to hook people on $8 bags of juice if you remove the $400 barrier to entry, which I can kind of see, but the whole concept is fabulously stupid.

Wag1 Shree Rajneesh (ShariVari), Thursday, 20 April 2017 20:19 (eight years ago)

this whole thing

marcos, Thursday, 20 April 2017 20:27 (eight years ago)

wow

marcos, Thursday, 20 April 2017 20:27 (eight years ago)

juicero

marcos, Thursday, 20 April 2017 20:27 (eight years ago)

imo the long game would be to introduce squeezable juice bags, then introduce the machine later once people are into them but they now have arthritis or sore hands from squeezing all your products

a landlocked exclave (mh 😏), Thursday, 20 April 2017 20:30 (eight years ago)

I almost want to throw Juicero some money in exchange for the massive lols they have given me

Rachel Luther Queen (DJP), Thursday, 20 April 2017 20:30 (eight years ago)

is it pronounced "juice row" or "juice air row"

bought 2 raris, went to chili's (crüt), Thursday, 20 April 2017 20:32 (eight years ago)

either way it's stupid

bought 2 raris, went to chili's (crüt), Thursday, 20 April 2017 20:32 (eight years ago)

joo-say-ro

a landlocked exclave (mh 😏), Thursday, 20 April 2017 20:33 (eight years ago)

i've been pronouncing it joo-see-ro

Mordy, Thursday, 20 April 2017 20:34 (eight years ago)

juicy arrow

mookieproof, Thursday, 20 April 2017 20:35 (eight years ago)

i want to start a competitor called juicephus

mookieproof, Thursday, 20 April 2017 20:36 (eight years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=viejY6UZ5Bk

human music...I like it! (voodoo chili), Thursday, 20 April 2017 20:37 (eight years ago)

I now have "Juicero! Juicero! Juic-er-o!" going round in my head Barber Of Seville style.

Wag1 Shree Rajneesh (ShariVari), Thursday, 20 April 2017 20:38 (eight years ago)

https://youtu.be/5I6Y79-yXtw

Rachel Luther Queen (DJP), Thursday, 20 April 2017 20:46 (eight years ago)

christ

marcos, Thursday, 20 April 2017 20:48 (eight years ago)

Ultra marathon runner and passionate plant-based athlete Rich Roll finally gets his hands on his long awaited Press.

human music...I like it! (voodoo chili), Thursday, 20 April 2017 20:50 (eight years ago)

don't mind if i do

passionate plant-based athlete (voodoo chili), Thursday, 20 April 2017 20:51 (eight years ago)

Food $200
Data $150
Rent $800
Juice $4,800
Utility $150
someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying

Wag1 Shree Rajneesh (ShariVari), Thursday, 20 April 2017 20:53 (eight years ago)

rickroll warning (xposts)

bought 2 raris, went to chili's (crüt), Thursday, 20 April 2017 20:53 (eight years ago)

A graduate of Stanford University and Cornell Law School, Rich is a 50-year old, accomplished vegan ultra-endurance athlete and former entertainment attorney turned full-time wellness & plant-based nutrition advocate, popular public speaker, husband, father of 4 and inspiration to people worldwide as a transformative example of courageous and healthy living.

I hate America

El Tomboto, Thursday, 20 April 2017 21:26 (eight years ago)

you can sift through that to suss out his likely career arc, and how many years he spent doing each of those things, and it paints a picture

a landlocked exclave (mh 😏), Thursday, 20 April 2017 21:28 (eight years ago)

i'm not one to judge others taste in art

a landlocked exclave (mh 😏), Thursday, 20 April 2017 21:29 (eight years ago)

"i'll just grab a glass... aand... then i just push a button... for fresh juice?"

http://splitsider.awlnetwork.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2014/01/stevebrule.jpg

bought 2 raris, went to chili's (crüt), Thursday, 20 April 2017 21:30 (eight years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYn_iuPueKw

mookieproof, Thursday, 20 April 2017 21:31 (eight years ago)

juicifer

Sufjan Grafton, Thursday, 20 April 2017 21:47 (eight years ago)

The bags should explode if mishandled

Sufjan Grafton, Thursday, 20 April 2017 21:47 (eight years ago)

Then they can sell a special $200 Juice Cleaner.

I can't live without mine, folks.

passionate plant-based athlete (voodoo chili), Thursday, 20 April 2017 21:54 (eight years ago)

owner of company my partner works for cut everyone's commission but then ordered a cold-pressed juice subscription for the office.

Sufjan Grafton, Thursday, 20 April 2017 21:56 (eight years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0tO6l4Timdg

Οὖτις, Thursday, 20 April 2017 21:58 (eight years ago)

i cannot get over juicero

blonde redheads have more fun (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 20 April 2017 22:06 (eight years ago)

Z-ro's vegan sidekick

Οὖτις, Thursday, 20 April 2017 22:07 (eight years ago)

If you need to know how to pronounce the name (and why it makes juicing so much easier), this video is a must: https://youtu.be/X1oHp-VvhDE.

Pataphysician, Thursday, 20 April 2017 22:35 (eight years ago)

Sometimes money is just sitting around in a venture capitalist's pocket, begging to be wasted, and Doug, the Head of the Juicero Team, was just the man for the job.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Thursday, 20 April 2017 22:43 (eight years ago)

http://gizmodo.com/juicero-ceo-begs-you-do-not-open-our-juice-bags-1794507811

their rebuttal was to recreate one of those "as seen on tv" product commercials where their head of communications grabs the stuff from inside the bag and ineffectually squeezes it over a bowl

lol

a landlocked exclave (mh 😏), Thursday, 20 April 2017 23:37 (eight years ago)

direct link to the grim, strange video, worth it for the single comment that slipped through before they were disabled: https://vimeo.com/214030931

long dark poptart of the rodeo (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 20 April 2017 23:58 (eight years ago)

very good comment

a landlocked exclave (mh 😏), Friday, 21 April 2017 00:07 (eight years ago)

For posterity

Joshua Sherman
3 hours ago
The question ringing in my ears is "What's Inside This Filmmaker?" I love the Dogme 95 meets ASMR nouveau cinema -- what's inside indeed? As the filmmaker gets closer to the material, we are struck by a great amount of distance -- why end now? Have we, indeed, seen everything? If you cut me open with a pair of kitchen scissors, would I not bleed like this very carrot blitzed Capri sun? It's disposal into the pure white bowl sums it up: we are damaged goods, all of us, commodities striving for a more perfect and lucrative presentations of ourselves, staining the bowls we are destined to rot in. Juice me, oh rotten capitalism, check the QR code of my soul and protect the holy customer from the foodborne illnesses brewing in my heart.

El Tomboto, Friday, 21 April 2017 00:46 (eight years ago)

https://thesocietypages.org/cyborgology/2017/04/19/keeping-america-compatible-with-facebook/

good article, uses my fb/zuck as Robert Moses analogy in it, for which I will be demanding recognition

a landlocked exclave (mh 😏), Friday, 21 April 2017 22:04 (eight years ago)

respect knuckles

Οὖτις, Friday, 21 April 2017 22:12 (eight years ago)

I'm no Facebook fan, but comparing Zuckerberg to a guy who intentionally cut black neighborhoods off from public transit is going a little far.

Uhura Mazda (lukas), Saturday, 22 April 2017 03:05 (eight years ago)

well the point of analogies is usually not that they are exact. Zuck has a ways to go

El Tomboto, Saturday, 22 April 2017 03:31 (eight years ago)

I get the sinister aspect of designing human affairs with unchecked power. But for me a big part of Moses is how he participated in a tradition of systems designed to exclude black people. Zuckerberg has much better intentions but is constrained by needing to deliver growth, which leads to an obsession with "engagement", which, just as an example, gives us a newsfeed full of ragebait.

They both share a faith in high modernist principles but white supremacy and the economic imperatives of a monopolist are quite independent sources of badness. The analogy conceals as much as it reveals.

Uhura Mazda (lukas), Saturday, 22 April 2017 04:58 (eight years ago)

Zuckerberg has much better intentions

[Citation needed]

why labour 'foot problems' since 2015? (Bananaman Begins), Saturday, 22 April 2017 10:14 (eight years ago)

Dude, Moses designed bridges so they'd be too low to allow public transit to reach black neighborhoods. It's a different class of evil.

Uhura Mazda (lukas), Saturday, 22 April 2017 10:29 (eight years ago)

FWIW he was also just hostile to transit, period, but the structural racism is 100% there also.

long dark poptart of the rodeo (Doctor Casino), Saturday, 22 April 2017 15:57 (eight years ago)

I meant it not as an analogy referring to intentional malice, which is evident in Moses' work, but the near-invisibility of systems of control to the masses unless you're either in a discriminated class or really pay attention to how your activity is being shaped. I mean, being Robert Moses is unquestionably bad and no one is saying his racist intentions are the focus.

Creating systems that are both necessary and harmful, when the studies on attention and risk/reward are there and you're priming your audience for immediate risk/reward situations and not fostering long-term engagement on a social website, or any number of other scenarios that codify behavior, requires some reflection on what your work is actually doing, regardless of intent.

Moses left enough of a trail to know that we know his intentions were racist and malicious, but there's a Robert Caro interview where he explains that some of these things weren't evident to him until he went to a beach that should have been diverse and tallied up how many people he saw by white, black, and "other" columns. I remember trying to explain to a friend years ago that a growing suburb's choice to zone an area with a number of big box stores -- now the area's primary/only shopping district next to the interstate on the edge of town -- was harmful in a number of ways. If you're used to all of your shopping being done by driving to the side of town, then driving from box to box because there's no good way to walk between them, you've shaped your infrastructure to affirm a set of norms whether intentional or not. And many of those norms came into play because of decisions made elsewhere.

a landlocked exclave (mh), Saturday, 22 April 2017 16:03 (eight years ago)

totally.

long dark poptart of the rodeo (Doctor Casino), Saturday, 22 April 2017 16:06 (eight years ago)

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Free_Basics

Essential reading, imo

a landlocked exclave (mh), Saturday, 22 April 2017 16:13 (eight years ago)

https://mobile.twitter.com/adamjohnsonnyc/status/857257457000861696

Adam H. Johnson‏ @adamjohnsonNYC

dystopian corporate word salad is all of our futures

https://pbs-h2.twimg.com/media/C-WXGaEUAAEh_SI.jpg

8:37 AM · Apr 26, 2017

International House of Hot Takes (kingfish), Wednesday, 26 April 2017 18:23 (eight years ago)

"Happify"

Rachel Luther Queen (DJP), Wednesday, 26 April 2017 18:25 (eight years ago)

Nice detail that they are targeting employers and claiming it will make employees happy by teaching them "how to turn negative feelings into positive ones". So, presumably after you equip your employees with this app, you have already given them all they need to be happy on the job. Then, if they ever have any negative feelings about working for you, either they are perversely resisting the happiness you've put within easy reach or else they are unteachable. God, what bullcrap.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Wednesday, 26 April 2017 18:46 (eight years ago)

- an idea generated by bullcrapify

Sufjan Grafton, Wednesday, 26 April 2017 19:04 (eight years ago)

I'm going to introduce a new app that will disrupt Silicon Valley, it's called Slapify

Rachel Luther Queen (DJP), Wednesday, 26 April 2017 19:05 (eight years ago)

https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2017/04/ajit-pai-announces-plan-to-eliminate-title-ii-net-neutrality-rules/

reggie (qualmsley), Wednesday, 26 April 2017 20:18 (eight years ago)

it's blurbs like that which make me wish i was more miserable just to spite them

nice cage (m bison), Thursday, 27 April 2017 03:18 (eight years ago)

two weeks pass...

https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2017/may/11/tech-innovation-silicon-valley-juicero

...At the root of the problem is the story we tell ourselves about innovation. Stop me if you’ve heard this one before: a lone genius disappears into a garage, preferably in Palo Alto, and emerges with an invention that changes the world. The engine of technological progress is the entrepreneur – the fast-moving, risk-loving, rule-breaking visionary in the mold of Steve Jobs.

This story has been so widely repeated as to become a cliche. It’s also inaccurate. Contrary to popular belief, entrepreneurs typically make terrible innovators. Left to its own devices, the private sector is far more likely to impede technological progress than to advance it. That’s because real innovation is very expensive to produce: it involves pouring extravagant sums of money into research projects that may fail, or at the very least may never yield a commercially viable product. In other words, it requires a lot of risk – something that, myth-making aside, capitalist firms have little appetite for.

Bio-Digital Jezza (kingfish), Friday, 12 May 2017 17:36 (seven years ago)

article is very otm. will be interesting to see what an increase in defense spending will mean for DARPA, though. DARPA is a huge contributor to the basic research roots of innovation referenced in the article.

Sufjan Grafton, Friday, 12 May 2017 18:08 (seven years ago)

they forgot the part where the fast-moving, risk-loving, rule-breaking visionary has a technology nerd friend who does the actual legwork

that's the two-parter, you have to have a entrepreneur type to guide the business, but you have to have someone technically proficient to actually be the business core

the other, related myth is that technically skilled people make for good leaders or entrepreneurs. like, you come up with a good idea, are one of the few to make it into a real business, and for some reason the world thinks you should be CEO

mh, Friday, 12 May 2017 18:21 (seven years ago)

what makes a good leader is still really poorly understood outside of a very small number of professions, almost all of them physically dangerous (i.e. not entrepreneurship or tech)

your cognitive privilege (El Tomboto), Friday, 12 May 2017 18:40 (seven years ago)

there's a bazillion business books on greatness in leadering with true leadery leadershipness but all of it falls apart because they're all counterfactuals in the context of how workplaces and organizations actually behave

your cognitive privilege (El Tomboto), Friday, 12 May 2017 18:44 (seven years ago)

imo there are some skills that are important but a whole lot of it is "figure out who you think is successful and document how they do things"

the problem is when people emulate all the wrong things

mh, Friday, 12 May 2017 18:44 (seven years ago)

xxp I can't tell if your post is adding to the myth about innovation from the article or at some point offering what you think is reality. I don't even think the myth, as presented in the article or added to with your post, is necessarily wrong. It's more that a surface reading of the myth misses how the technology nerd friend (or entrepreneur), if truly bringing innovation, probably grew this innovation with some public funding. or she is king wizard of a platform for innovation that was built on public research funding.

Sufjan Grafton, Friday, 12 May 2017 18:46 (seven years ago)

"platform for innovation" should probably be "innovative platform"

Sufjan Grafton, Friday, 12 May 2017 18:48 (seven years ago)

I only read headlines

mh, Friday, 12 May 2017 18:49 (seven years ago)

i'm in a book club that's reading this btw it's very good https://smile.amazon.com/Managers-Path-Leaders-Navigating-Growth/dp/1491973897?_encoding=UTF8&keywords=The%20Manager%27s%20Path&qid=1487954081&ref_=sr_1_1&sr=8-1

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 12 May 2017 18:50 (seven years ago)

are you for real

your cognitive privilege (El Tomboto), Friday, 12 May 2017 18:57 (seven years ago)

tbh, I like the article less the more I think about it. seems to annoyingly conflate "innovation" and "fundamental research". it is ok to still call an innovation in the application of an old science "innovation". you can take that term off the altar.

Sufjan Grafton, Friday, 12 May 2017 19:01 (seven years ago)

some of the AI shit happening is an innovative application of many-year-old breakthroughs in silicon and machine learning. it is still innovative and cool (though everyone will enjoy shitting on it around here).

Sufjan Grafton, Friday, 12 May 2017 19:02 (seven years ago)

also v confused about whether I should consider buying that book

Sufjan Grafton, Friday, 12 May 2017 19:11 (seven years ago)

to be clear it's a practical management book, not "leadership", and the advice only makes sense if you work in tech.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 12 May 2017 19:16 (seven years ago)

it's on oreilly safari if you have access to that btw

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 12 May 2017 19:17 (seven years ago)

i do. thank you.

Sufjan Grafton, Friday, 12 May 2017 19:17 (seven years ago)

is your book club oreilly safari focused? that seems like a pretty good idea.

Sufjan Grafton, Friday, 12 May 2017 19:18 (seven years ago)

no it just started. its online and management focussed, organized through https://engmanagers.github.io which is a good community.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 12 May 2017 19:19 (seven years ago)

I have a safari trial right now, might check it out

on a side note, I found out we have a number of corp safari accounts and I'm going to totally lobby for one

mh, Friday, 12 May 2017 19:44 (seven years ago)

if you have a safari trial then you might want to check out their orioles just sayin

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 12 May 2017 20:03 (seven years ago)

I signed up for some of their live class sessions but was mostly waitlisted

not going to screenshot right now, but I went to that Orioles page and the top three images are YOU

mh, Friday, 12 May 2017 21:27 (seven years ago)

a bazillion business books on greatness in leadering with true leadery leadershipness

I just read Xenophon's Cyropaedia, the original pattern for all these books.

He suggests the very best way to lead is by being a much better person than everyone else. Also, he recommends lavishly rewarding the kinds of behavior you want to encourage, by freely handing out large quantities of real honest cash and other similar forms of treasure whenever your subordinates perform well. He was also big on supplying subordinates with everything they might need in the way of equipment or supplies, including health care btw.

Needless to say, most modern business books are a bit light on these pieces of advice.

A is for (Aimless), Friday, 12 May 2017 21:49 (seven years ago)

NB: Where I merely stated "a much better person", Xenophon specifies being more honest, more diligent, more kindly, more moral, more loyal and more thoughtful than everyone else.

A is for (Aimless), Friday, 12 May 2017 22:35 (seven years ago)

idk, hasn't helped me that much

mookieproof, Friday, 12 May 2017 23:01 (seven years ago)

Have you tried lavishing treasure on your subordinates, yet?

A is for (Aimless), Friday, 12 May 2017 23:27 (seven years ago)

tbh people who commission those books are moneyed leaders who enjoy hagiography

did Xenophon write this before or after he was best buddies with a king

mh, Saturday, 13 May 2017 00:17 (seven years ago)

Xenophon wrote it while he was best buddies with the Spartan king Agesilaus, but Cyrus the Great, who gets the hagiographic treatment in this book, died more than century before Xenophon was born.

A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 13 May 2017 01:05 (seven years ago)

Backlash to the Juicero-inspired Silicon-Valley backlash:

http://slatestarcodex.com/2017/05/11/silicon-valley-a-reality-check/

o. nate, Saturday, 13 May 2017 01:12 (seven years ago)

I'd be interested in the same view with funding numbers attached to each of the projects

mh, Saturday, 13 May 2017 01:44 (seven years ago)

Aimless, when you read a great work that's worthy of using as a frame for contemporary events, could you maybe determine how that work figures into context first?

I mean, I go back to basics and think of things in the terms of Aesop's fables but don't go "hmm, but the tortoise"

mh, Saturday, 13 May 2017 02:43 (seven years ago)

shh

mookieproof, Saturday, 13 May 2017 02:44 (seven years ago)

:)

mh, Saturday, 13 May 2017 02:48 (seven years ago)

brb going to frame every thread in terms of fifty shades of grey. it's derivative, but it wears it all on its sensible dress

mh, Saturday, 13 May 2017 02:49 (seven years ago)

Plato refers to Socrates as the "gadfly" of the state (as the gadfly stings the horse into action, so Socrates stung various Athenians), insofar as he irritated some people with considerations of justice and the pursuit of goodness. His attempts to improve the Athenians' sense of justice may have been the cause of his execution.

mh, Saturday, 13 May 2017 02:53 (seven years ago)

could you maybe determine how that work figures into context first?

there are contexts and there are contexts, but as a favor to you I will figure it all out for you if you like, once you tell me your priorities, so I can get it all straight in my head.

A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 13 May 2017 03:19 (seven years ago)

so I have this silly party game deck from one of those tech thinky groups, you know the one, people who have good cred but aren't highly-connected fund millionaires

the cards are three sets
DESIGN ACTION | ATTRIBUTE | OBJECT
it's tiresome for a good portion because wtf who wants to think about this, and other times it is a little too true, and then.. I just pulled it out and drew

TWEAK | ANTI-SURVEILLANCE | FRIDGE

aw this is good shit

mh, Saturday, 13 May 2017 03:24 (seven years ago)

mh, I have a feeling there is a context for your comments that you haven't shared. For example, have you read the Cyropaedia? How much of Plato have you read? In what context did you read them? Did you draw conclusions from what you read? What were they? Do those conclusions conflict with what I said? Or conflict with what you read into what I said? If the latter, what exactly were you reading into my statements and where do your ideas conflict? Be brief, if possible, but comprehensive. Thx.

A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 13 May 2017 03:26 (seven years ago)

lol

mookieproof, Saturday, 13 May 2017 03:28 (seven years ago)

You know who is a better tortoise than everyone else? Diego of Galapagos.

your cognitive privilege (El Tomboto), Saturday, 13 May 2017 12:40 (seven years ago)

this is what ticks me off most about that stupid insistence that all government research have concrete results - it gets things exactly backwards. publicly-funded research is at its best when its goal is not results or market driven but exploratory. when it tries to transform theoretical findings into concrete benefits it will nearly always be inferior to market-driven "innovation". this is what good entrepeneurs truly excel at - turning theoretical improvements (which it is unlikely to find on its own because there's no money in it) into stuff people will actually want.

increasingly bonkers (rushomancy), Saturday, 13 May 2017 14:01 (seven years ago)

I assume the only reason the GOP hasn't turned "all government research funding should be run like the CIA's In-Q-Tel" is because there's too much jurisdictional pork in the National Labs and the DoD would scream if you threatened their precious FFRDCs

your cognitive privilege (El Tomboto), Saturday, 13 May 2017 15:53 (seven years ago)

fwiw this is why I was o_O when I went to that Orioles page caek recommended

http://imgur.com/An2F0Mn

mh, Monday, 15 May 2017 15:22 (seven years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/An2F0Mn.png

mh, Monday, 15 May 2017 15:23 (seven years ago)

I have the following 4* characters at 12 covers:

Cyclops
Nick Fury
Hulkbuster
Gwenpool (I have had 5 purple for a while; this past month, I pulled 3 purple Gwenpool covers in a row from classic legends)
Riri

C4rol is at 7, Medusa at 6, Bl4de at 10

PJD PDJ DPJ (DJP), Monday, 15 May 2017 15:29 (seven years ago)

wait until you see part 4 xp

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 15 May 2017 16:41 (seven years ago)

wtf how did that happen, I could have sworn I was in the MPQ thread

PJD PDJ DPJ (DJP), Monday, 15 May 2017 16:47 (seven years ago)

PPfS 4: Boss Level
*picture of shirtless, blindfolded caek holding katana*

Sufjan Grafton, Monday, 15 May 2017 16:56 (seven years ago)

one month passes...

Every time i see pictures of kids in US classrooms with laptops in articles about the direction of education policy, i want someone to ask a) what proportion of US students between the ages of, say, 10 and 17, have a school-provided device, b) what proportion of US classrooms have the wifi infrastructure to support web-enabled learning and c) how do those stats break down by race and parental income.

Wag1 Shree Rajneesh (ShariVari), Thursday, 29 June 2017 14:29 (seven years ago)

I just can't stand every SV exec on some crusade to make everyone and their mother learn to program like it is going to save education/future/world/etc. Teach everyone spreadsheets instead.

Jeff, Thursday, 29 June 2017 15:46 (seven years ago)

no shit, basic computer literacy goes a hell of a long way

mh, Thursday, 29 June 2017 15:59 (seven years ago)

what proportion of US classrooms have the wifi infrastructure to support web-enabled learning and c) how do those stats break down by race and parental income.

One of my work clients is a publisher of ESL literacy programs - most of their customers are rural school districts in the US Southwest. Quite a few are still dependent on faxes, snail mail, and dial up connections. Not a chance in hell of that changing any time soon.

Elvis Telecom, Sunday, 2 July 2017 04:20 (seven years ago)

Rural USA lags well behind urban USA in terms of infrastructure, despite receiving far more in state and federal spending than they pay back in tax revenue. Much of their local infrastructure is supported by the local county tax base.

A is for (Aimless), Sunday, 2 July 2017 17:42 (seven years ago)

Jeff and MH otm, I'm going to wind up teaching a brown bag series on Stupid Outlook Tricks to my current office because these kids don't know how to search with quotation marks or use the scheduling assistant on appointments or anything

El Tomboto, Sunday, 2 July 2017 18:18 (seven years ago)

I just can't stand every SV exec on some crusade to make everyone and their mother learn to program like it is going to save education/future/world/etc. Teach everyone spreadsheets instead.

― Jeff

goddamn right, don't teach programming in high school, teach them how to make _pivottables_.

The Saga of Rodney Stooksbury (rushomancy), Sunday, 2 July 2017 18:48 (seven years ago)

and how to fix printers and network connections goddamit

El Tomboto, Sunday, 2 July 2017 19:13 (seven years ago)

#1 thing I tell people at job fairs who are looking for jobs in IT - have you worked the helpdesk?

El Tomboto, Sunday, 2 July 2017 19:14 (seven years ago)

Love too fix computer!

the ghost of markers, Sunday, 2 July 2017 23:42 (seven years ago)

This is fabulously stupid.

https://amp.businessinsider.com/reid-hoffman-mark-pincus-wtf-2017-7

Wag1 Shree Rajneesh (ShariVari), Wednesday, 5 July 2017 19:36 (seven years ago)

two weeks pass...

I like interviews about the ideology of Silicon Valley:

--
This Is Hell! | Beware the welfare market: The case against Silicon Valley's techno-libertarian UBI.

https://thisishell.com/interviews/961-julianne-tveten-paul-blest

---

Bio-Digital Jezza (kingfish), Thursday, 20 July 2017 20:38 (seven years ago)

The linked article is okay. The point she makes about the tech version of UBI is astute. I don't buy that Zuck or Cuban are dumb enough to run for President, though.

El Tomboto, Friday, 21 July 2017 12:32 (seven years ago)

yeah zuck's not running imo

everyone i know how knows him or works at FB says the election shook him up, and he sincerely thinks of this swing state tour as product research

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 21 July 2017 15:34 (seven years ago)

when all you have is a hammer

mh, Friday, 21 July 2017 16:05 (seven years ago)

two weeks pass...

so...

http://gizmodo.com/exclusive-heres-the-full-10-page-anti-diversity-screed-1797564320?rev=1501965015200

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 7 August 2017 18:20 (seven years ago)

so has anyone publicly outed who the writer of that rant was?

sort of crazy that given an even playing field, women excel at science and engineering, but given all the resources in the world there are men who don't understand social interaction

mh, Monday, 7 August 2017 18:23 (seven years ago)

yes it's https://www.linkedin.com/in/james-damore-b277b62b/

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 7 August 2017 18:24 (seven years ago)

I can't help laughing at this Googler's misogynist manifesto because it reminds me of what one female Uber HR rep told me

— Susan J. Fowler (@susanthesquark) August 7, 2017


She told me that, in her experience, there were more Asian women in accounting because Asian women are just really good with numbers.

— Susan J. Fowler (@susanthesquark) August 7, 2017


Likewise, she said, there were more white men in engineering because white men were simply more suited for engineering than others!

— Susan J. Fowler (@susanthesquark) August 7, 2017

(woman who wrote the "strange year at uber" thing)

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 7 August 2017 18:24 (seven years ago)

"Black people would be great in Customer Support roles because Black people know how to talk to people." ~Investor who will remain nameless

— EricaJoy (@EricaJoy) August 7, 2017

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 7 August 2017 18:25 (seven years ago)

“You should be able to say that women are bad engineers. But sharing salary info will get you in trouble.” - Googlehttps://t.co/sKpCTPrpIT https://t.co/Qr050oBQki

— Elizabeth Sampat (@twoscooters) August 6, 2017

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 7 August 2017 18:25 (seven years ago)

http://www.nature.com/naturejobs/2011/110526/images/nj7348-545a-i2.0.jpg

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 7 August 2017 18:26 (seven years ago)

also last i heard is that this google guy's manifesto is an internal nightmare for higher ups who are still figuring out what to even do

— ಠ_ಠ (@MikeIsaac) August 7, 2017


employee revolt vs legal nightmare plus validates what people already latently believe about engineers and tech anyway

— ಠ_ಠ (@MikeIsaac) August 7, 2017

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 7 August 2017 18:27 (seven years ago)

for some reason I was assuming the writer of the rant was older than me, which is definitely not the case

mh, Monday, 7 August 2017 18:28 (seven years ago)

thank you for your aggregation and reportage, caek!

mh, Monday, 7 August 2017 18:28 (seven years ago)

forgive me but i looked up his publications. he didn't finish his phd afaict (which makes the "he's a biology phd, he knows what he's talking about" line less useful). this is the most cited of his two papers, and it's seems to be a screed about people not being logical enough. you can sense that he had https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_fallacies open in the next tab while he was writing.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 7 August 2017 18:30 (seven years ago)

*this https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3176967/

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 7 August 2017 18:30 (seven years ago)

microbial cooperation is very interesting and people are writing about it more and more

mh, Monday, 7 August 2017 18:31 (seven years ago)

so this guy's education/career route followed the princeton -> research science -> oh shit I want the silicon valley money -> software engineering -> google route

this is not unique among people I've talked to

mh, Monday, 7 August 2017 18:34 (seven years ago)

there but for the grace of god go i. but i find it ... noteworthy that he seems to have written purely polemical papers (not even theoretical, much less working with actual data) and quit before it got hard.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 7 August 2017 18:35 (seven years ago)

you actually had a career that morphed over time, though, right?

the other confounding thing I heard from someone who used to work at google is that, if you're not in the software development track, your opinions on app ideas or what might be interesting products to develop are ignored. because software developers are the ideas people.

mh, Monday, 7 August 2017 18:43 (seven years ago)

yeah i finished my phd and did a couple of postdocs. not saying that was the best (or quickest) way of learning what i learned in academia, but it's clear this guy did not get to the bit of a phd where you deal with the real world.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 7 August 2017 18:56 (seven years ago)

ok but lol

Mordy, Monday, 7 August 2017 18:57 (seven years ago)

google interviews are infamous for basically asking zero non-technical questions. you could be willing to admit to murder if asked, and it wouldn't come up in their recruitment process.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 7 August 2017 18:58 (seven years ago)

i knew you'd be on this mordy

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 7 August 2017 18:58 (seven years ago)

tbf this guy sounds like an idiot and i have no feedback despite reading (most of?) the manifesto. but i had to lol at "did not get to the bit of a phd where you deal with the real world."

Mordy, Monday, 7 August 2017 19:00 (seven years ago)

i don't recall murder coming up in any of my job interviews tbf

crüt, Monday, 7 August 2017 19:01 (seven years ago)

like you never tried to murder an interviewer or they never asked u your opinion of murdering in general or

Mordy, Monday, 7 August 2017 19:02 (seven years ago)

I think that's why I didn't get past the first round of the HYDRA interview

this iphone speaks many languages (DJP), Monday, 7 August 2017 19:02 (seven years ago)

there is a bit. it's usually at the end. xxp

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 7 August 2017 19:02 (seven years ago)

I should start asking interviewees about murder instead of just relying on the "have you committed a felony" check box on the application.

louie mensch (milo z), Monday, 7 August 2017 19:06 (seven years ago)

i've interviewed at a bunch of tech companies (not google) and they all have substantial "cross functional interviews" about "what would you do if" conflict handling and ethics stuff that at least officially they take seriously.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 7 August 2017 19:08 (seven years ago)

btw lol at the pathologizing of not being willing to work more than 40 hours a week http://www.businessinsider.com/rest-and-vest-millionaire-engineers-who-barely-work-silicon-valley-2017-7?op=1

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 7 August 2017 19:15 (seven years ago)

definitely

at the very least I've asked questions to determine how someone would communicate with other groups or analysts if something would require a change in project scope, or how they address conflict. usually people don't say "well if they're a woman they're not being logical" doesn't come out immediately as a response, but uhhh... you can read between the lines

mh, Monday, 7 August 2017 19:17 (seven years ago)

I obviously stopped to check on a work email message mid-post there, but you get the point

mh, Monday, 7 August 2017 19:21 (seven years ago)

"how do you convince your boss you need more training data?" is a good superficially technical question for that in my field

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 7 August 2017 19:23 (seven years ago)

from the rest and vest:

As tired as she was, she couldn't just quit this job. She owed a big chunk of money in taxes thanks to that stock and needed her salary to pay those taxes.

sell-to-cover next time, maybe?

Gaspard de la Nuit: III. ScarJost (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 7 August 2017 19:27 (seven years ago)

if they're RSUs in a post-IPO company that you work at then you can owe tax on them immediately when they vest, but be prevented from selling them by insider trading laws. not sure if that's what was going on here.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 7 August 2017 19:33 (seven years ago)

(and if you were in a senior role in the acquired company you may also be prevented from selling by the terms of the acquisition)

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 7 August 2017 19:34 (seven years ago)

I'm surprised that you can't still sell-to-cover in that case. It seems like you could lose a whole lot of money if you accepted a large RSU bonus from a company that then went under.

Gaspard de la Nuit: III. ScarJost (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 7 August 2017 19:38 (seven years ago)

tbf it sounds like a carrot-or-stick way that people are bound to stick with their jobs post-acquisition or IPO. you want the people who built the technology or company to stick around, but holding the payoff just out of reach while working them just as hard creates a high-pressure job that's demoralizing. you theoretically got your payoff, but you can't touch it. the tax situation is the stick, the payoff is the carrot that's out of reach

mh, Monday, 7 August 2017 19:42 (seven years ago)

most big companies garnish the RSU grant at vest to cover tax for you, so it's usually not a problem. that's true for regular new hires, but if this person was in a management role her deal may be structured differently which yes raises the possibility of being underwater.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 7 August 2017 19:49 (seven years ago)

i'm looking at an acquisition term sheet right now, and yes, a minority of employees are being given very secure golden handcuffs

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 7 August 2017 19:50 (seven years ago)

I believe you, but I imagine the RSU grant, even 50% of it, being so much larger than a salary in most of these situations. It seems like you could at least schedule a remittance or something. Or maybe there's always other money involved. I've heard many stories about people watching blacked out stock become worthless during the telecom bubble burst, but I wasn't aware that some of these people may have then owed a tax bill based on the pre-burst vesting price.

Gaspard de la Nuit: III. ScarJost (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 7 August 2017 19:59 (seven years ago)

I guess you can just claim the loss in that extreme case, though.

Gaspard de la Nuit: III. ScarJost (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 7 August 2017 20:01 (seven years ago)

yeah i think some people got completely wiped out by their options in the first bubble. startups have become better at making sure that doesn't happen to their employees, and the use of RSUs by late-stage companies significantly reduces the risk

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 7 August 2017 20:02 (seven years ago)

and post IPO at a place like facebook the risk for a new employee is miniscule, so yeah, the person in the article may be partly to blame for for the situation she found her in

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 7 August 2017 20:05 (seven years ago)

My only issue has been if you buy options from a startup, and their value increases (even if you don't sell them, and the company hasn't actually gone public), you can get hit with big AMT penalties.

DJI, Monday, 7 August 2017 20:40 (seven years ago)

Heard this on NPR this morning and thought of this thread:

http://www.npr.org/2017/08/04/541417748/could-a-bus-with-sleep-pods-replace-airplanes

Cabin, an overnight, SF-LA bus with sleep pods. Introducing the story, David Greene referred to them as "hermetically sealed." Yikes!

Not as "disruptive" or flat out ridiculous as other tech shit, but still has some chuckles. Like this last bit:

"You may be wondering how I slept for so long, since LA to San Francisco is only a six-hour drive. Well, to guarantee a full night's rest, the creators of Cabin turned it into eight hours — by driving slower and using back roads."

andrew m., Monday, 7 August 2017 21:38 (seven years ago)

lol

this iphone speaks many languages (DJP), Monday, 7 August 2017 21:44 (seven years ago)

re the google guy can I just

Presidential Physical Fitness Award 2005, 2006, and 2007
Highest Ranked Rise of Nations Player in World 2004

Dan I., Monday, 7 August 2017 21:45 (seven years ago)

this is on his cv guys

Dan I., Monday, 7 August 2017 21:45 (seven years ago)

lol. link?

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 7 August 2017 21:47 (seven years ago)

www.gorelab.org/James_Damore__CV.pdf

Dan I., Monday, 7 August 2017 21:51 (seven years ago)

Should we have the obligatory conversation about "doxxing" someone who has already been thoroughly doxxed, or just skip it

Dan I., Monday, 7 August 2017 21:52 (seven years ago)

his name was on the manifesto and he wrote it to be read, so this is not doxxing

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 7 August 2017 22:16 (seven years ago)

he posted a document for everyone within his publicly held company of 70k people to see with his own name on it, and all of these things are on the public web

mh, Monday, 7 August 2017 22:29 (seven years ago)

fucking lol

I put the sports I lettered in on my college application but it never occurred to me to carry that shit over to my resume

this iphone speaks many languages (DJP), Monday, 7 August 2017 22:31 (seven years ago)

tbf that's a resume from very early in his graduate career

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 7 August 2017 22:34 (seven years ago)

presidential fitness awards on the resume is never ok

Gaspard de la Nuit: III. ScarJost (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 7 August 2017 22:40 (seven years ago)

Sadly, I suspect boasting about one's gaming prowess on a CV is all too common these days

Dan I., Tuesday, 8 August 2017 00:24 (seven years ago)

fired.

http://www.breitbart.com/ a treat right now

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 8 August 2017 05:08 (seven years ago)

Ugh I gave it clicks and now I feel like I need a shower.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Tuesday, 8 August 2017 05:28 (seven years ago)

Wow, you ain't kiddin'. They're going full-drudge-siren and everything

Bio-Digital Jezza (kingfish), Tuesday, 8 August 2017 05:28 (seven years ago)

watch this fucker get a book deal

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 8 August 2017 06:09 (seven years ago)

does this guy have a case if he decides to take legal action against google?

soref, Tuesday, 8 August 2017 10:26 (seven years ago)

i thought this bump would be for this:

https://www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/2017/aug/07/secrets-of-silicon-valley-review-are-we-sleepwalking-towards-a-technological-apocalypse

which was on BBC2 on sunday and pointed out that Disruption wasn't usually a good thing.

koogs, Tuesday, 8 August 2017 10:55 (seven years ago)

(the reporter did have a man-bun and a ponytail mind)

koogs, Tuesday, 8 August 2017 12:50 (seven years ago)

that's my first time venturing over to Breitbart in a long time and just lol @ this headline

T-Shirt Company Attempts to Rebrand Swastika as ‘Symbol of Love and Peace’

frogbs, Tuesday, 8 August 2017 13:06 (seven years ago)

womp

Harvard University tells me James Damore did not complete his Phd. He completed a masters degree in systems biology in 2013

— Nitasha Tiku (@nitashatiku) August 8, 2017

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 8 August 2017 15:33 (seven years ago)

and this reply is from an extremely well-connected googler

Did you ask Harvard University whether he was ever disciplined or whether he was ever the subject of a harassment complaint?

— Liz Fong-Jones (@lizthegrey) August 8, 2017

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 8 August 2017 15:33 (seven years ago)

lol

this iphone speaks many languages (DJP), Tuesday, 8 August 2017 15:34 (seven years ago)

this dude's week is about to get much worse i guess

for sale: clown shoes, never worn (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 8 August 2017 15:36 (seven years ago)

Lol

jk rowling obituary thread (darraghmac), Tuesday, 8 August 2017 15:47 (seven years ago)

Liz really asking the right questions here

mh, Tuesday, 8 August 2017 15:53 (seven years ago)

it would be extremely interesting if he had wafted the aroma of phd over his resume when applying to google

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 8 August 2017 15:55 (seven years ago)

not that there's any chance harvard would answer

j., Tuesday, 8 August 2017 15:55 (seven years ago)

this shit didn't happen to jerry maguire smdh

for sale: clown shoes, never worn (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 8 August 2017 15:57 (seven years ago)

not that there's any chance harvard would answer

I think those records are confidential unless criminal charges are pressed against you, at which point it becomes part of the accessible public record. Don't quote me on that, though.

this iphone speaks many languages (DJP), Tuesday, 8 August 2017 16:00 (seven years ago)

really wondering if the career/life strategy of asserting you want an active role (nay, deserve it!) in determining the work you do really hit a brick wall when he got to google and realized it's full of people with similar backgrounds and getting promoted isn't just a matter of making noise

wouldn't be surprised if he skipped out on his phd track after finally getting an advisor or superior who wanted him to present a thesis that was actually useful work. I have an acquaintance who ran into just that: had a thesis topic, was pretty much doing work for his advisor's lab, and then his advisor left and the new one vetoed his topic as trivial

mh, Tuesday, 8 August 2017 16:03 (seven years ago)

yeah, life suddenly gets challenging for all but a tiny minority of the academically successful at the 2 year point of a phd program. no shame in that, but it doesn't get easier if you move to google.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 8 August 2017 16:07 (seven years ago)

http://15809-presscdn-0-93.pagely.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/media/MTIyMzAxNjk5ODY3MDQ1MTQ1.jpg

this rug was on the floor at github

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 8 August 2017 16:07 (seven years ago)

utopia and meritocracy, both coined first as sarcastic takedowns, then adopted uncritically as an ethos

mh, Tuesday, 8 August 2017 16:12 (seven years ago)

xps: yes dan, standard academic practice is what i had in mind. i think telling that someone attended, and received a degree, is the most any university will do.

j., Tuesday, 8 August 2017 16:13 (seven years ago)

Yeah, I was thinking about this recently myself; at the beginning of my career, everywhere I worked was very close to a 50/50 split between male and female software engineers/managers; around the tail end of the dotcom boom, everything suddenly became very, very male. Now, we have I think 3 women on our team; 2 in QA, 1 in development. A 4th recently left the company. All 4 are among the top performers in our group and are in high demand; this has been true of the vast majority of women I have worked with over the past 20 years.

this iphone speaks many languages (DJP), Tuesday, 8 August 2017 16:29 (seven years ago)

When I started in software development, my first workplaces were very unstructured as far as job role went, and developers were more closely linked to the people outlining business needs. One of the first restructuring processes divided the role of analyst and developer, where the former would be more involved in talking to business clients and determining scope and what software would do, where developers were on the implementation side of things.

It was pretty obvious at the time that many of the women I worked with were put in the analyst role as opposed to the implementation side, and the implementation of software diversified with teams having more roles (software architect, specialist roles, junior and senior developers) where the analyst side of things shifted more to the business aspects over time. The implementation groups grew a lot faster.

mh, Tuesday, 8 August 2017 16:37 (seven years ago)

I've only ever reported to women in ten years in the public sector it's cool because you can blind them with logic iirc

jk rowling obituary thread (darraghmac), Tuesday, 8 August 2017 16:39 (seven years ago)

you don't actually go blind when you roll your eyes all the way back

mh, Tuesday, 8 August 2017 16:40 (seven years ago)

Ha

jk rowling obituary thread (darraghmac), Tuesday, 8 August 2017 16:41 (seven years ago)

time for some levity

can't believe Google just fired me for sneaking up on Indian co-workers and using my calipers on their skull... I have a right to my opinion

— real gabagool 🔷🥇🆒 (@jimpjorps) August 8, 2017

mh, Tuesday, 8 August 2017 17:07 (seven years ago)

lol

this iphone speaks many languages (DJP), Tuesday, 8 August 2017 17:15 (seven years ago)

nice

you're much too emotional right now to engage on a rational level with me. good-day, sir

— real gabagool 🔷🥇🆒 (@jimpjorps) August 8, 2017

frogbs, Tuesday, 8 August 2017 18:22 (seven years ago)

Yeah, I was thinking about this recently myself; at the beginning of my career, everywhere I worked was very close to a 50/50 split between male and female software engineers/managers; around the tail end of the dotcom boom, everything suddenly became very, very male. Now, we have I think 3 women on our team; 2 in QA, 1 in development. A 4th recently left the company. All 4 are among the top performers in our group and are in high demand; this has been true of the vast majority of women I have worked with over the past 20 years.

I got this impression from where I work too. If you filter everyone who's been there for 20+ years, you get a pretty even split. Nowadays our training classes are something like 80/20. I thought that Medium comment hit the nail on the head but I can't help but wonder if gamer/nerd culture which is predominantly marketed to men has a lot to do with it as well. When I was in college I couldn't help but notice I was one of like three comp sci dudes who didn't want to make video games. I imagine a lot of young gamers choose coding as a career by default. Sometimes I wonder if I did.

frogbs, Tuesday, 8 August 2017 18:27 (seven years ago)

money attracts young, stupid men. it's not that complicated.

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 8 August 2017 18:34 (seven years ago)

this happens to any industry that gets "hot", it gets overrun by young asshole men looking to get rich, they're like lemmings. evil lemmings.

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 8 August 2017 18:35 (seven years ago)

I guess in America you can append "white" to that and still be reasonably accurate

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 8 August 2017 18:39 (seven years ago)

what? i thought men and women had the exact same drives and motivations, and sought high paying jobs with identical fervor, and it was systematic sexism that precluded women from getting those jobs? wait... actually i thought 'men' and 'women' were societal constructs with no basis in biology, so what is this conversation even about?

sleepingbag, Tuesday, 8 August 2017 18:48 (seven years ago)

the freedom to waste your coworkers' and managers' time with your interesting social theories on their inferiority

goole, Tuesday, 8 August 2017 18:52 (seven years ago)

we just give all the good stuff to white dudes and they start measuring your cranium and complaining about emotions on the rare occasion when they don't get what they want

mh, Tuesday, 8 August 2017 18:55 (seven years ago)

and yes i read his memo. the original, with the charts and footnotes and everything. hard to know if the biodeterminist anti-anti-racist types are lying to themselves or to the world but my patience for them is zero.

goole, Tuesday, 8 August 2017 18:57 (seven years ago)

really? it's not hard to know. they're sincerely believe what they're arguing. duh.

Mordy, Tuesday, 8 August 2017 19:00 (seven years ago)

tbh the only real response to his entire spiel is "Nah"

mh, Tuesday, 8 August 2017 19:00 (seven years ago)

I also, having met some of these types and having had some really retrograde ideas in my youth, would claim that a lot of this isn't sincere belief as much as feeling uncomfortable at situations where you feel a loss of sense of control and adopt some reverse-engineered logic others have put out there to justify a certain status quo

mh, Tuesday, 8 August 2017 19:03 (seven years ago)

the best is when you find one of the scientifically-employed ones saying things like "we need to save race-science [not called that by them obv] from actual racists" or "it's a shame you can't talk about this w/o people accusing you of believing terrible things"

goole, Tuesday, 8 August 2017 19:05 (seven years ago)

and yeah the memo is mostly about gender but, in v anodyne language, it's all there:

Be open about the science of human nature.

https://www.documentcloud.org/documents/3914586-Googles-Ideological-Echo-Chamber.html

○ Once we acknowledge that not all differences are socially constructed or due to discrimination, we open our eyes to a more accurate view of the human condition which is necessary if we actually want to solve problems.

goole, Tuesday, 8 August 2017 19:08 (seven years ago)

yeah there's a lot of dog whistles in there. this isn't a naive guy who has no idea who he's aligning himself with.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 8 August 2017 19:09 (seven years ago)

lol I have a couple scientist friends who are brilliant and analytical but occasionally will make a guess or assumption about something outside their field and it's painfully naive. I love them, though

mh, Tuesday, 8 August 2017 19:09 (seven years ago)

imo he might still be naive enough not to know why these ideas are bad or why people reacted to his words the way they did

that's the other emotional intelligence thing that they miss -- having an idea of how your ideas are perceived by others is important when communicating with them. if you're a successful racist or sexist you still need the *perception by others* that you're an understanding person, even if you're actually hiring all men because you're a misogynist

mh, Tuesday, 8 August 2017 19:12 (seven years ago)

really aside from the content i have trouble wrapping my mind around the motivation here. yes i assume these things all seem painfully self-evident to him, but... i mean who on earth is going to write up a report about an extremely painful and contentious political subject and then send it to everyone at work. it's nuts!

goole, Tuesday, 8 August 2017 19:17 (seven years ago)

this is literally how software bros communicate, via long manifesto. I don't think he sent it as in email, but posted it to his public google docs and linked it in their discussions or w/e

mh, Tuesday, 8 August 2017 19:24 (seven years ago)

ok. something about the internal culture there is clearly alien to me.

goole, Tuesday, 8 August 2017 19:25 (seven years ago)

there are a number of software blogger types that have been linked on a handful of threads, I get the impression that blog-like posting internally at google is a thing for people to do when they want to make broad proposals, although someone closer to their internal culture can confirm that

mh, Tuesday, 8 August 2017 19:28 (seven years ago)

he's not objectionable, but the formatting and graph interjections reminded me of blogs like Jeff Atwood's:
https://blog.codinghorror.com/

mh, Tuesday, 8 August 2017 19:29 (seven years ago)

btw never forget http://www.clickhole.com/blogpost/pharaohs-silicon-valley-my-journey-through-google--2618

mh, Tuesday, 8 August 2017 20:38 (seven years ago)

From someone at Harvard: pic.twitter.com/N30hlRSSra

— Matthew Garrett (@mjg59) August 8, 2017

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 8 August 2017 20:48 (seven years ago)

lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

this iphone speaks many languages (DJP), Tuesday, 8 August 2017 21:02 (seven years ago)

I'm awful curious

jk rowling obituary thread (darraghmac), Tuesday, 8 August 2017 21:06 (seven years ago)

has anyone noted that firing someone for doing what he did actually helps workplace "psychological safety" and is a very authoritarian, strong position to take? he should be in favor, imo

mh, Tuesday, 8 August 2017 21:17 (seven years ago)

this is a great summary, and although I can't speak to it's accuracy, sounds about right from what I know
(url is about the topic in general, the specific comment is about Google's hiring culture)
http://www.metafilter.com/168651/Misogyny-based-on-flawed-erroneous-outdated-social-science-theories#7123515

mh, Tuesday, 8 August 2017 21:34 (seven years ago)

https://www.wired.com/story/internal-messages-james-damore-google-memo

Rather than dismiss race science out of hand, Damore responds that he doesn't "know as much about racial issues" as he does about "gender ones." He goes on to claim, "Also, women and men have repeatedly been shown to have biologically driven differences in population level distributions of traits so it’s much easier to understand some of the forces (and their solution) behind the gender gap."
Eventually, Damore takes offense as he catches on: "I’ve been told by multiple people that you’re trying to bait me into saying something to get me fired and that you’ve done it before. This is perhaps the least Googley thing I’ve heard anyone do, please stop.”

mh, Tuesday, 8 August 2017 21:39 (seven years ago)

in case ppl want to read a more non-CW liberal take, scott alexander is here to help: https://slatestarcodex.com/2017/08/07/contra-grant-on-exaggerated-differences/

Mordy, Tuesday, 8 August 2017 21:49 (seven years ago)

I keep seeing references to that site, what's their deal?

mh, Tuesday, 8 August 2017 21:50 (seven years ago)

to scott alexander? he's a long time blogger who often has insightful things to say. he's center-left & a psychiatrist irl but he has a kinda contrarian streak as well.

Mordy, Tuesday, 8 August 2017 21:51 (seven years ago)

he'd definitely be towards the right by ilx standards but he polls the readership regularly and he has about even conservative + liberal self-identifying readers and they generally say it has a slight liberal tilt.

Mordy, Tuesday, 8 August 2017 21:52 (seven years ago)

(lol giving you an entire political ideology apologia but u kno this is where we're at now so)

Mordy, Tuesday, 8 August 2017 21:53 (seven years ago)

http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Scott_Alexander

I get the idea his readers/followers lean on certain issues a lot more than he does, but his own reading list leans toward people he disagrees with but is sympathetic to? tbh anyone who assumes you're familiar with M0ldbug is probably a little too deep into the "why should I read this" blogs

mh, Tuesday, 8 August 2017 21:58 (seven years ago)

re the extended metaphor talk, these comments are from voxday.blogspot.com/2017/08/suppressing-dissent-at-google.html (a gamergate white supremacist site)

I despise SJWs too, but just wanted to provide a quick fact check: The author does not have a PhD; he "left" his PhD program in part due to fallout from a department-wide presentation where he discussed masturbating to his female colleagues.

and

@Weatherlea: The event occurred at a retreat and the conflict stemmed from the fact that the department wanted an apology while the author felt he did nothing wrong. Though SJW excesses in Silicon Valley need to be exposed, this guy isn't the right guy to stand behind.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 8 August 2017 22:10 (seven years ago)

also

Later, in what appears to be a group for libertarian-leaning Google employees, Damore asked for feedback, noting that his own libertarianism "influenced a lot of the document."

no fucking kidding

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 8 August 2017 22:14 (seven years ago)

The whole thing he kept citing about people not feeling safe in certain positions is some real concern troll-style garbage, right? The libertarian/meritocracy line would be to let people work in positions they are qualified for and let them use their own judgment about their lives, with management having a sink-or-swim attitude. It’s this disingenuous “they’re not really qualified” opinion he has that he’s trying to temper with the idea he feels concerned

mh, Tuesday, 8 August 2017 22:42 (seven years ago)

i haven't seen ppl commenting on the framing of his manifesto - v. rationalwiki/lesswrong but also afaik not that far away from the standard collective-self-optimization rhetoric that google promotes among its employees, embracing sober confrontation of biases and inefficiencies in thinking with the data that can be used to correct them

j., Tuesday, 8 August 2017 23:03 (seven years ago)

it seems like maybe that's one of the issues? that there is an older google culture colliding with a newer one?

Mordy, Tuesday, 8 August 2017 23:08 (seven years ago)

you mean the data scientists vs the redditors?

j., Tuesday, 8 August 2017 23:11 (seven years ago)

as it were?

j., Tuesday, 8 August 2017 23:11 (seven years ago)

vs the gamergaters

.. I failed to make the connection that the graph in the manifestbro is in GamerGate colors pic.twitter.com/0fQfOhAeXw

— Geoffrey Thomas 🍥 (@geofft) August 8, 2017

this seems like a stretch, but i keep being disappointed so anything's possible

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 8 August 2017 23:18 (seven years ago)

they have colors??!?

j., Tuesday, 8 August 2017 23:39 (seven years ago)

solid white iirc

yellow is the color of some raisins (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 8 August 2017 23:42 (seven years ago)

https://www.fastcodesign.com/3037941/the-secret-meaning-behind-gamergates-branding

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 8 August 2017 23:45 (seven years ago)

if I click on that am I going to have to see their astroturf female mascot

mh, Wednesday, 9 August 2017 00:07 (seven years ago)

http://gizmodo.com/fired-google-memo-writer-took-part-in-controversial-s-1797658885/amp

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 9 August 2017 02:48 (seven years ago)

Stop clickbaiting and say the idea

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 9 August 2017 02:58 (seven years ago)

controversial s

j., Wednesday, 9 August 2017 03:35 (seven years ago)

https://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2017/08/the-most-common-error-in-coverage-of-the-google-memo/536181/

lol is there a creep conor friedersdorf won't defend to the death their right to etc etc

j., Wednesday, 9 August 2017 04:11 (seven years ago)

Three sources allege that Damore told what they characterized as a masturbation-related joke during the course of the performance, which fell flat and offended some in the audience. However, two sources attributed the backlash to the performance not to any malice on the part of Damore, but instead to his awkward delivery.

Multiple sources also allege that the skit was viewed as problematic among many individuals in the department and that a number of people were offended by the specific masturbation joke. The administration later issued the formal apology to the group for the skit overall.

this is like my worst nightmare, telling a joke in front of an audience that falls flat and then years later it's being dissected my multiple witnesses in a magazine article (not to say that he didn't bring it on himself etc etc)

soref, Wednesday, 9 August 2017 05:29 (seven years ago)

graduate school comedy is already a nightmare

Gaspard de la Nuit: III. ScarJost (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 9 August 2017 06:07 (seven years ago)

so it turns out this guy is probably not a total moron and just a sleaze looking for a payout from google?

Mordy, Wednesday, 9 August 2017 13:26 (seven years ago)

those aren't mutually exclusive characteristics tbf

for sale: clown shoes, never worn (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 9 August 2017 13:33 (seven years ago)

be nice if there was a way to fight this garbage w/o creating more RW culture heroes

https://twitter.com/Fired4Truth

goole, Thursday, 10 August 2017 20:11 (seven years ago)

chuck johnson, stefan molynaux, quillette mag, jordan peterson, mike cernovich, dana rohrabacher, one of the milo clones

goole, Thursday, 10 August 2017 20:14 (seven years ago)

lmao https://twitter.com/Fired4Truth/following

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 10 August 2017 23:05 (seven years ago)

*fart noise*

mh, Thursday, 10 August 2017 23:09 (seven years ago)

That was actually funny

El Tomboto, Friday, 11 August 2017 00:08 (seven years ago)

A little

El Tomboto, Friday, 11 August 2017 00:08 (seven years ago)

my employer, a large corp, bought a startup this week. their website indicates they have had a bunch of venture capital partners and the ceo guy is going to be leading our group that develops software tools for customers

kind of intriguing, I want to meet this dude and see what that's all about

mh, Friday, 11 August 2017 01:58 (seven years ago)

it'll also be interesting to see how this plays out for the incoming people, company culture-wise

mh, Friday, 11 August 2017 02:00 (seven years ago)

It's common for such acquisitions to have contract terms called 'earn-ups' where the employees from the acquired company get a bonus if certain targets are met. Problem is, these terms are secret (to you) so they end up with the newly acquired employees having a contract-based secret agenda.

But some of my favorite professional experiences have been at startups (but not recently...)

fajita seas, Friday, 11 August 2017 03:15 (seven years ago)

https://www.wsj.com/articles/why-i-was-fired-by-google-1502481290

Andrew Farrell, Friday, 11 August 2017 23:12 (seven years ago)

WSJ are the enemy

Οὖτις, Friday, 11 August 2017 23:14 (seven years ago)

like they couldn't find a qualified woman to pay to explain why he was fired

Οὖτις, Friday, 11 August 2017 23:14 (seven years ago)

This Damore guy is really dumb!

He does a bunch of videos with alt-righters and mens activist types and then they do all the talking - he doesn't even have anything to say, he just agrees with whatever they say. I skipped through his video with milo and everytime i moved forward it was milo talking, damore was barely on screen! if he was hoping for some kind of media career he's off to a bad start, he's too boring

anvil, Wednesday, 23 August 2017 09:20 (seven years ago)

feel bad for him that trump walked all over his news cycle

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 23 August 2017 14:39 (seven years ago)

http://splinternews.com/an-amusing-little-anecdote-about-the-housing-crisis-tha-1798398003

Completely insane.

Meanwhile, Apple is burning money on building self-driving shuttle buses for its new campus (the one that has no daycare center). because paying shuttle bus drivers would be a crazy waste of money!

Tarly Noise (El Tomboto), Friday, 25 August 2017 17:08 (seven years ago)

is anyone else in a part of the country where these huge-ass data centers are being built?

google skipped over the center part of the state and is a couple hours west, but there's microsoft (one done, one in process), facebook (one hugeass one that's already nearly doubled in size) and now apple's building one, all within a fifteen minute drive of where I'm sitting

mh, Friday, 25 August 2017 19:19 (seven years ago)

highly recommend anything ingrid burrington writes about data centers (and tech infra generally) http://lifewinning.com/tag/writes/

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 25 August 2017 19:24 (seven years ago)

xp Not data centers but Cleveland is getting at least one and maybe two Amazon fulfillment centers on the site of emptied-out shopping malls.

Old Lynch's Sex Paragraph (Phil D.), Friday, 25 August 2017 20:02 (seven years ago)

Amazon fulfillment centers on the site of emptied-out shopping malls.

circle of life

A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 26 August 2017 00:46 (seven years ago)

amazon making the debartolos seem relatable, damn

mookieproof, Saturday, 26 August 2017 01:14 (seven years ago)

mh, here in Oregon the hugeass data centers are mostly in Prineville in central Oregon, east of Bend, but Google put theirs up by the Columbia River in The Dalles. They look for cheap land and electricity, small towns that will give them favorable taxes, and from the look of it, they also like them in attractive areas with recreational opportunities, so any employees they transfer in will feel less like they've been transferred to Siberia.

A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 26 August 2017 01:23 (seven years ago)

i cannot get over juicero

They have bowed to the inevitable.

https://www.theverge.com/platform/amp/2017/9/1/16243356/juicero-shut-down-lay-off-refund

Wag1 Shree Rajneesh (ShariVari), Friday, 1 September 2017 19:39 (seven years ago)

lol i'd already forgotten about juicero

pouring one out over here

Doctor Casino, Friday, 1 September 2017 22:50 (seven years ago)

squeezing one out over here

you are juror number 144 and we will excuse you (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 1 September 2017 22:55 (seven years ago)

genuinely still don't understand juicero. how is pressing juice out a bag a good thing? why does it need to be net-connected? i know asking these questions is pointless.

Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Sunday, 3 September 2017 07:36 (seven years ago)

if it makes you feel better, investors said the same thing which is what led us here

Neanderthal, Sunday, 3 September 2017 15:34 (seven years ago)

Juicero was an actual scam beyond the obvious stupidity - in the reporting it seems to get lost that they were trying to portray themselves as a home 'cold press' juice bar. (Those are the fancy ones that grind up vegetables and then press them between two plates at high pressure.) Someone who did manage to make a home cold-press unit would have a pretty innovative and successful new product (at least as much as juicers can be innovative).

louie mensch (milo z), Sunday, 3 September 2017 15:48 (seven years ago)

At least it seems to me that coverage leans toward "why would you need something to squeeze a juice pouch?!" rather than "this thing promised to squeeze juice from ground up plant matter and couldn't so they substituted juice pouches."

louie mensch (milo z), Sunday, 3 September 2017 15:50 (seven years ago)

how did it do on squeezing dog shit? I could see this having second legs as a "biological prank machine"

Neanderthal, Sunday, 3 September 2017 15:52 (seven years ago)

well first you need to get the dog shit into a pouch is your problem

j., Sunday, 3 September 2017 20:29 (seven years ago)

I see dog owners packaging shit into plastic every day. This could be huge

El Tomboto, Monday, 4 September 2017 00:18 (seven years ago)

hello, did someone say side hustle?!?

j., Monday, 4 September 2017 01:42 (seven years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8vQmTZTq7nw

Elvis Telecom, Monday, 4 September 2017 02:02 (seven years ago)

*slips on white New Balance sneakers* now THAT'S what i call a thumb drive

Rob Lowe fresco bar (m bison), Monday, 4 September 2017 02:11 (seven years ago)

Obviously not using the Juicero, https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2017/sep/04/silicon-valley-ceo-fasting-trend-diet-is-it-safe

Dan Worsley, Monday, 4 September 2017 11:57 (seven years ago)

'It's not dieting, it's biohacking'

i for one support silicon valley ceos' enthuastic embrace of this, the ultimate disruption: death

Wesley Shackleton explained "look at that beast." (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 4 September 2017 12:52 (seven years ago)

death.... is only the beginning

mh, Monday, 4 September 2017 17:10 (seven years ago)

I feel like we might need a separate thread for SV-affiliated accelerationist cults like this Startup Societies Summit bullshit, because this is something really special

http://gizmodo.com/some-crypto-capitalists-just-want-to-see-the-world-burn-1798667463

Thinking back, most of the major factions represented at the Summit contained the expectation of some coming infrastructural apocalypse: monetary institutions, the nation-state, the land itself. And everyone here wanted to speculate early for when it happened, to mete out Judgement Day’s cataclysm unequally and build a privatized new world that, intentionally or not, kept things that way. For the global one percent, tomorrow’s utopia is an economic fallout shelter on the sea where benevolence is measured in consumer demand and little thought is given to the disposable poor indentured to keeping it afloat.

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 5 September 2017 19:08 (seven years ago)

ah yes, so they read Snow Crash as kids and decided the idea of "the raft," the floating island of a bunch of boats stuck together, originally a conglomeration of refugees, would be an ideal for society and not a dystopian nightmare

mh, Tuesday, 5 September 2017 19:21 (seven years ago)

I just kept thinking of the train in Snowpiercer! If these excruciating dipshits were one third as smart as they think they all are they'd be working on addressing climate change, but no, they need to save themselves from the government first.

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 5 September 2017 20:25 (seven years ago)

obviously governments are less important than mega-corporations and businesses. those will replace the government. also, we will have very fast pizza delivery.

mh, Tuesday, 5 September 2017 20:33 (seven years ago)

getting flashes of Jennifer Government from all of this in addition to Snow Crash

this iphone speaks many languages (DJP), Tuesday, 5 September 2017 20:35 (seven years ago)

url makes me angry

mh, Wednesday, 13 September 2017 14:01 (seven years ago)

it's a dumb idea anyway

mookieproof, Wednesday, 13 September 2017 14:05 (seven years ago)

Who the fuck wants to buy milk and bread from an automat

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 13 September 2017 14:05 (seven years ago)

feel like part of the long game of automation is removing any jobs where people do multiple things, especially when one of those things is human interaction

mh, Wednesday, 13 September 2017 14:09 (seven years ago)

what a horrendous scheme. i predict that high-quality, fine-grained data will reveal a spike in the sale of baseball bats, followed by a mysterious spike in brodega robot boxes reporting technical difficulties.

Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 13 September 2017 14:21 (seven years ago)

Something additionally obscene in the how they designed their logo after bodega cats, which are a cute social media feature their shitboxes would also destroy.

Hit to Death in the "Galactic Head" (kingfish), Wednesday, 13 September 2017 14:24 (seven years ago)

The idea is easily hated but it's also indicative of late capitalism really having nothing left to cannibalize but itself. And all the ideas people have left appear to be dumb ones wherein a failed concept from many decades ago is revived and promoted as if it now has a chance because smartphones.

Plus the idea that anything deserves a sheen of credibility because the men behind it are "ex-googlers" is pathetic. No offense to any ex-googlers around here.

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 13 September 2017 14:41 (seven years ago)

legendary gypsy-punk band Google Bodega

crüt, Wednesday, 13 September 2017 15:01 (seven years ago)

lol

Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 13 September 2017 15:55 (seven years ago)

Who the fuck wants to buy milk and bread from an automat

isn't this how Japan works

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 13 September 2017 16:05 (seven years ago)

tbf automats mainly died in US cities because inflation combined with the failure of dollar coins meant that appropriate prices no longer corresponded well to quantities of loose change people were carrying around. at least that's what i remember from some reading a few years back. IN THEORY there could be some kind of market for a resurgence of automats in the same places they always flourished - dense urban areas, train stations.

but they offered hot food, cooked recently by the staff behind the wall of vending boxes. essentially an alternative to white castles and other early fast-food chains. doing this for random groceries seems at best like a more elaborate version of the vending machine, with a much crappier selection than even the most limited actual bodega. and all the other negatives obviously. lol at the idea that for example, one of these at a gym could sell protein bars! like... um... gyms already sell that stuff dude.

Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 13 September 2017 16:28 (seven years ago)

also i've eaten from an automat in amsterdam, was pretty gross but that might just be a disjunct between my idea of good late-night drunk food and that favored by the dutch.

Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 13 September 2017 16:30 (seven years ago)

what late-night drunk doesn't love a bunch of slimy pickled fish slathered in some kind of ketchup sauce

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 13 September 2017 16:32 (seven years ago)

with a side of fried gravy orbs

Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 13 September 2017 17:11 (seven years ago)

actually maybe they should partner with the soylent people on this. bolus of grey slime, get yer bolus of gray slime here

Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 13 September 2017 17:12 (seven years ago)

We share the opinion of everyone in the country

http://www.theroot.com/america-unites-momentarily-to-hate-this-stupid-ass-bod-1806099889

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 13 September 2017 19:12 (seven years ago)

https://www.eater.com/2017/9/13/16302386/bodega-startup-corner-store-silicon-valley

Logistics analysis

Hit to Death in the "Galactic Head" (kingfish), Wednesday, 13 September 2017 21:50 (seven years ago)

one month passes...
one month passes...

good lord https://t.co/pg1VZdEtE1 pic.twitter.com/iNgoWytag9

— Alex Press (@alexnpress) December 11, 2017

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Tuesday, 12 December 2017 14:56 (seven years ago)

Wait is that dude saying the real GDP is the friends we made along the way

— R. (@rickyslams) December 11, 2017

Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, 12 December 2017 15:46 (seven years ago)

lol I was like why do I have deja vu reading this and then got to the link

I'm much less enthusiastic about Tim Harford than I was ten years ago but this recent article makes a good point, that it takes a generation to figure out how to optimally apply a new technology, and The Web is maybe halfway there. http://www.bbc.com/news/business-40673694

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 12 December 2017 16:02 (seven years ago)

I can't even begin to formulate a coherent response to this sam altman (y combinator douchebag) run-on sentence of a blog post but I'm going to use this moment to vent

ARGH JESUS CHRIST WHAT THE FUCK YOU IDIOT

mh, Thursday, 14 December 2017 20:13 (seven years ago)

I'm not linking it, but I am sure someone will, and it is one of the dumbest tone-deaf things I've read

mh, Thursday, 14 December 2017 20:13 (seven years ago)

https://www.buzzfeed.com/tedchiang/the-real-danger-to-civilization-isnt-ai-its-runaway?utm_term=.tmyDZ8Lqe#.tcPMrxg1w

ted chiang 👌

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 18 December 2017 16:55 (seven years ago)

I tried to express some of the same sentiments regarding moderation, although not nearly as clearly, on the ilx twitter thread

Ted gets it

mh, Monday, 18 December 2017 17:20 (seven years ago)

Yeah, this is a good essay

Google Murray Blockchain (kingfish), Tuesday, 19 December 2017 00:06 (seven years ago)

Excellent

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 19 December 2017 01:42 (seven years ago)

ted chiang i luv u

dipso inferno (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 19 December 2017 15:36 (seven years ago)

it's a good essay until the conclusion which is "why can't capitalism just be a bit nicer?"

Thomas NAGL (Neil S), Tuesday, 19 December 2017 15:53 (seven years ago)

^
Exactly

Volvo Twilight (p-dog), Tuesday, 19 December 2017 17:58 (seven years ago)

enh i dunno if it’s ted chiang’s job to come up with a cure for the illness he’s diagnosed

dipso inferno (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 19 December 2017 18:06 (seven years ago)

one of chiang's first short stories is a duel between flowers for algernon dudes who keep upping their smart drugs until one of them becomes a messiah, so basically his cure is elon musk and jeff bezos should be popping nootropics until one of them saves the planet.

Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 19 December 2017 19:05 (seven years ago)

can we have them popping opiates until both of them leave the planet instead pls

dipso inferno (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 19 December 2017 19:12 (seven years ago)

given their private little space race they've got going, they're certainly trying!

Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 19 December 2017 19:28 (seven years ago)

enh i dunno if it’s ted chiang’s job to come up with a cure for the illness he’s diagnosed

I think the problem is that he kind of does. Either way, it's a good essay.

Leaghaidh am brón an t-anam bochd (dowd), Thursday, 21 December 2017 00:16 (seven years ago)

hey everyone’s fav juice entrepreneur is back!

The most prominent proponent of raw water is Doug Evans, a Silicon Valley entrepreneur. After his juicing company, Juicero, collapsed in September, he went on a 10-day cleanse, drinking nothing but Live Water. “I haven’t tasted tap water in a long time,” he said.

Before he could order raw water on demand, Mr. Evans went “spring hunting” with friends. This has become more challenging lately: The closest spring around San Francisco has recently been cut off by landslides, so reaching it means crossing private property, which he does under cover of night.

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/12/29/dining/raw-water-unfiltered.html

( X '____' )/ (zappi), Sunday, 31 December 2017 19:34 (seven years ago)

lol @ "raw water".

I hike, so get to drink from natural springs in the mountains and it is always great water, but lake water is just as "raw" as spring water and it is nowhere near as good. hell, if this guy wants really RAW stuff he should gather water from small streams that run through pastures where cattle graze. I guarantee that would be very lively water!

A is for (Aimless), Sunday, 31 December 2017 19:41 (seven years ago)

raw water is a real clarion call to roll out the guillotines

pee-wee and the power men (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 31 December 2017 19:53 (seven years ago)

or what SZ said: "Little known fact: Roman shopkeepers were using the terms mouth feel and flavor profile to describe aqua right before the empire collapsed."

El Tomboto, Sunday, 31 December 2017 20:02 (seven years ago)

two weeks pass...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DTmxwEpWkAAsp9l.jpg

mookieproof, Monday, 15 January 2018 22:16 (seven years ago)

abysmal real names

Choco Blavatsky (seandalai), Monday, 15 January 2018 22:31 (seven years ago)

that’s a risk i’m willing to take xp

grim-n-gritty hooty reboot (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 15 January 2018 22:31 (seven years ago)

As a mixed martial arts fighter, Mr. Buttram said he would fight for a couple hundred bucks, sometimes a few thousand, and worked security at a start-up, but his main hobbies were reading 4chan and buying vintage pornography, passions that exposed him to cryptocurrency.

mookieproof, Monday, 15 January 2018 22:44 (seven years ago)

those north korean ballistic missiles can’t come fast enough tbh

grim-n-gritty hooty reboot (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 15 January 2018 22:49 (seven years ago)

From last week:

https://respectfulinsolence.com/2018/01/08/latest-trend-fashionable-nonsense-raw-water/

Crazy Display Name Haver (kingfish), Monday, 15 January 2018 23:42 (seven years ago)

welcome to the future, where the rich live on mars and no-one on earth has a job but, thanks to elon musk, everyone has a flamethrower

https://tctechcrunch2011.files.wordpress.com/2018/01/boring_company_flamethrower_2048x2048.png?w=738

https://techcrunch.com/2018/01/27/elon-musks-boring-co-flamethrower-is-real-500-and-up-for-pre-order/

your skeleton is ready to hatch (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 29 January 2018 12:31 (seven years ago)

Musk’s Boring Company is literally a company focused on tunnel boring, but it seems like it’ll be a while before it has revenue or significant results (even if it’s already digging test tunnels). To fund the project until then, selling weird stuff with the company’s logo to Muskheads everywhere seems like a decent plan.

El Tomboto, Monday, 29 January 2018 12:39 (seven years ago)

imagine being so invested in cult-of-personality vaporware that you're willing to drop 500 bucks on a flamethrower that doesn't even throw flames well enough to let you pretend to be the doof warrior from fury road

your skeleton is ready to hatch (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 29 January 2018 12:45 (seven years ago)

I don’t have much use for a flamethrower.

Jeff, Monday, 29 January 2018 13:22 (seven years ago)

his bore's like vapor, so buy this flame

...and take your money

Righteous wax chaperone, rotating Wingdings (Doctor Casino), Monday, 29 January 2018 13:43 (seven years ago)

the boring company has sold all of its 20,000 flamethrowers in less than 24 hours fyi

if this means just one silicon valley asshole dies by immolation it'll all have been worth it

your skeleton is ready to hatch (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 29 January 2018 16:53 (seven years ago)

You could use it to melt the ice on your front walkway, but it would just refreeze again later. Other than that I am stumped for a practical use for that flaming contraption.

A is for (Aimless), Tuesday, 30 January 2018 02:09 (seven years ago)

melt ice, you say

pic.twitter.com/NyjqDrj431

— "ascetic house" (@AsceticHouse) January 28, 2018

mh, Tuesday, 30 January 2018 02:17 (seven years ago)

Oh boy, Uber but for doula

https://www.buzzfeed.com/katiejmbaker/doula-drama

Glower, Disruption & Pies (kingfish), Thursday, 1 February 2018 22:05 (seven years ago)

there's one born every minute

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 1 February 2018 22:15 (seven years ago)

I’ll read that when I’m feeling stronger

El Tomboto, Sunday, 11 February 2018 22:05 (seven years ago)

https://mobile.nytimes.com/2018/02/10/technology/his-2020-campaign-message-the-robots-are-coming.html


“All you need is self-driving cars to destabilize society,” Mr. Yang, 43, said over lunch at a Thai restaurant in Manhattan last month, in his first interview about his campaign. In just a few years, he said, “we’re going to have a million truck drivers out of work who are 94 percent male, with an average level of education of high school or one year of college.”

“That one innovation,” he continued, “will be enough to create riots in the street. And we’re about to do the same thing to retail workers, call center workers, fast-food workers, insurance companies, accounting firms.”

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 13 February 2018 13:06 (seven years ago)

pretty scary they are going to start automating call center workers

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 13 February 2018 13:10 (seven years ago)

lol

tom i'm kinda eh about that stuff. 90% of the workforce used to be in farming. driving trucks is dull. working in fast food is dull. there is no career path in any of that stuff and never has been. old jobs will close but there are new jobs that need desperately need doing i.e. nursing

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 13 February 2018 13:26 (seven years ago)

Paul has only received one community strike against his channel, for the video he uploaded on Dec. 31. The other videos, as tasteless as they may be, aren’t enough to violate the company’s code of conduct. Instead, YouTube has removed monetization privileges from his channel and placed an age gate (a tool that prevents users under the age of 18 from watching a video) on the vlog that contained footage of Paul tasing dead rats.

“What you think is tasteless is not necessarily what someone else would think is tasteless,” Wojcicki said.

There’s no denying that Paul is still a top creator on the platform. With more than 16 million subscribers and growing, Paul may also a financial asset to the company — or he will be, once advertising is restored on his video. YouTube still collects 40 percent of all advertising revenue made from videos, and with millions of eyes on Paul’s every vlog, the company appears to be investing in a sure moneymaker. The company denied earlier reports that YouTube restored ads on Paul’s channel 72 hours after the suspension was instituted, pointing to a glitch that was causing some users to see ads displayed.

https://www.polygon.com/2018/2/13/17006890/logan-paul-ban-suicide-forest-youtube-susan-wojcicki

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 13 February 2018 13:46 (seven years ago)

unfortunately nobody asked her if she finds filming suicide victims or tasering dead rats tasteful

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 13 February 2018 13:48 (seven years ago)

could just as easily post this to the rolling apocalypse thread but there's a good longread in the grauniad today about peter thiel and other silicon valley assholes' obsession with using new zealand as their supervillain lair/doomsday bunker, possibly inspired by a batshit libertarian screed published at the turn of the millennium

The book’s 400-odd pages of near-hysterical orotundity can roughly be broken down into the following sequence of propositions:

1) The democratic nation-state basically operates like a criminal cartel, forcing honest citizens to surrender large portions of their wealth to pay for stuff like roads and hospitals and schools.

2) The rise of the internet, and the advent of cryptocurrencies, will make it impossible for governments to intervene in private transactions and to tax incomes, thereby liberating individuals from the political protection racket of democracy.

3) The state will consequently become obsolete as a political entity.

4) Out of this wreckage will emerge a new global dispensation, in which a “cognitive elite” will rise to power and influence, as a class of sovereign individuals “commanding vastly greater resources” who will no longer be subject to the power of nation-states and will redesign governments to suit their ends.

The Sovereign Individual is, in the most literal of senses, an apocalyptic text. Davidson and Rees-Mogg present an explicitly millenarian vision of the near future: the collapse of old orders, the rising of a new world. Liberal democracies will die out, and be replaced by loose confederations of corporate city-states. Western civilisation in its current form, they insist, will end with the millennium. “The new Sovereign Individual,” they write, “will operate like the gods of myth in the same physical environment as the ordinary, subject citizen, but in a separate realm politically.” It’s impossible to overstate the darkness and extremity of the book’s predictions of capitalism’s future; to read it is to be continually reminded that the dystopia of your darkest insomniac imaginings is almost always someone else’s dream of a new utopian dawn.

full thing here: https://www.theguardian.com/news/2018/feb/15/why-silicon-valley-billionaires-are-prepping-for-the-apocalypse-in-new-zealand

albondigas con gas (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 15 February 2018 14:56 (seven years ago)

i'm aware i've said this before a few times on ilx but jesus christ the obsession of these billionaire assholes in securing their own wellbeing in the face of a threatened societal collapse which they are ideally-placed to help mitigate is just breathtakingly evil

albondigas con gas (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 15 February 2018 14:59 (seven years ago)

more proof, if any were needed, that in order to become a billionaire asshole, one must already be breathtakingly evil before attaining that eminence

A is for (Aimless), Thursday, 15 February 2018 19:05 (seven years ago)

tru

albondigas con gas (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 15 February 2018 19:11 (seven years ago)

(isn't new zealand earthquake-prone?)

( yes: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_earthquakes_in_New_Zealand#2010%E2%80%93present )

koogs, Thursday, 15 February 2018 19:24 (seven years ago)

ugh ugh ugh https://www.nytimes.com/2018/02/28/world/australia/school-tech-lumineer-academy-susan-wu.html

Thomas NAGL (Neil S), Thursday, 1 March 2018 08:39 (seven years ago)

1/ VERY interesting tidbit from an ex CEO of major tech co.

Tech giants are opening offices in new cities as much to RETAIN valley talent as RECRUIT new. New office opens and the ratio of valley employees asking to move to actual job openings is 11:1

— Josh Wolfe (@wolfejosh) March 2, 2018

they're leaving

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Saturday, 3 March 2018 01:23 (seven years ago)

I used to get sent to the principal's office for disrupting education.

mick signals, Saturday, 3 March 2018 01:51 (seven years ago)

yeah basically none of the google people I know work in MV anymore (well, ok, a lot of them never did - but certainly not because they're DC based govt relations staffers)

that reminds me that someone brought this to my attention recently - an amazon intranet page apparently drove a shitload of traffic to a local indie in NoVa: https://www.arlnow.com/2018/02/20/amazon-employees-are-very-interested-in-a-particular-article-about-arlington/

El Tomboto, Saturday, 3 March 2018 01:51 (seven years ago)

google is pretty much taking over chelsea in nyc

mookieproof, Saturday, 3 March 2018 01:56 (seven years ago)

a class of sovereign individuals “commanding vastly greater resources” who will no longer be subject to the power of nation-states and will redesign governments to suit their ends

have these ppl never read hobbes

j., Saturday, 3 March 2018 03:26 (seven years ago)

i'm going to wager that a great many of them have not

i've never read hobbes btw

had (crüt), Saturday, 3 March 2018 04:01 (seven years ago)

it helps to read with calvin otherwise its just the tiger talking to himself

NBA YoungBoy named Rocky Raccoon (m bison), Saturday, 3 March 2018 04:17 (seven years ago)

hobbes is fun to read

the ultimate basis for the equality that leads people to seek the security of sovereign rule is human vulnerability to being killed by other human beings, regardless of one's power or station in life

so

j., Saturday, 3 March 2018 04:44 (seven years ago)

so, we should have a king with absolute power to keep us in check, the office for which is itself a contrivance

NBA YoungBoy named Rocky Raccoon (m bison), Saturday, 3 March 2018 04:46 (seven years ago)

In order to maintain their command over these vastly greater resources these sovereign individuals will have to become states themselves, de facto at first and later de jure

(robot gives Mum a hot dirty slap) (Bananaman Begins), Saturday, 3 March 2018 11:44 (seven years ago)

States on boats

http://www.theguardian.com/cities/2014/mar/18/floating-cities-proposals-utopian-sci-fi

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Google_barges

Google may have built the structures on barges to avoid mandatory city building permits and public plans that may disclose their purpose.Ultimately, however, the time and cost of meeting federal maritime safety regulations may have prompted Google to abandon the project.

El Tomboto, Saturday, 3 March 2018 11:56 (seven years ago)

It is comforting that this is based off of william rees-mogg's prognostications: Private Eye used to run columns clowning him for the unfailing wrongness of his predictions. Think we're gonna be ok

(robot gives Mum a hot dirty slap) (Bananaman Begins), Saturday, 3 March 2018 12:04 (seven years ago)

Xp states on a plane

(robot gives Mum a hot dirty slap) (Bananaman Begins), Saturday, 3 March 2018 12:04 (seven years ago)

bravo

Doctor Casino, Saturday, 3 March 2018 14:40 (seven years ago)

City officials warned Apple its glass walls were dangerous. Apple Park opened anyway. 911 calls show three people have been injured walking into them. Read more: https://t.co/CpUYRL578t pic.twitter.com/e4mqqBhBCu

— San Francisco Chronicle (@sfchronicle) March 2, 2018

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Saturday, 3 March 2018 16:54 (seven years ago)

Talk about hostile architecture

direct to consumer online mattress brand (silby), Saturday, 3 March 2018 16:57 (seven years ago)

https://windowalert.com/

El Tomboto, Saturday, 3 March 2018 17:04 (seven years ago)

word is they're about to hire a new director overseeing their real estate and building assets - he has some 'disruptive' new ideas!

https://images.eil.com/large_image/BILLY_JOEL_GLASS%2BHOUSES-298776b.jpg

Doctor Casino, Saturday, 3 March 2018 18:01 (seven years ago)

i've never read hobbes btw

― had (crüt)

i think it counts if you've heard that mastodon record

ziggy the ginhead (rushomancy), Saturday, 3 March 2018 22:32 (seven years ago)

move fast and break your face

also, belated applause for "states on a plane" I would like a painting of that please

El Tomboto, Saturday, 3 March 2018 23:09 (seven years ago)

anyway the point i was trying to make is that peter thiel's belly is soft and the masses of humanity determined

j., Saturday, 3 March 2018 23:19 (seven years ago)

https://www.healthiq.com/careers

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Sunday, 4 March 2018 07:48 (seven years ago)

"We do a daily standup where we don't discuss why something is late. Instead we each spend 10 seconds on what we actually shipped today."

harry potter and hagrid

ziggy the ginhead (rushomancy), Sunday, 4 March 2018 14:57 (seven years ago)

that’s really mind-bending considering the post stand-up “feats of strength” take much longer

this sounds like a hell

mh, Sunday, 4 March 2018 15:45 (seven years ago)

Sounds a bit like that Startup Castle.

"We believe winners have always won."

jmm, Sunday, 4 March 2018 15:54 (seven years ago)

They've invented SROs!

https://www.nytimes.com/2018/03/04/technology/dorm-living-grown-ups-san-francisco.html?smid=tw-nytimes&smtyp=cur

louise ck (milo z), Wednesday, 7 March 2018 17:14 (seven years ago)

Everything is fine https://t.co/VB6uoq0Csu pic.twitter.com/21Ae4hMtUs

— Felix Salmon (@felixsalmon) March 13, 2018

mookieproof, Tuesday, 13 March 2018 17:45 (seven years ago)

this is without a doubt the greatest silicon valley quote of all time https://t.co/6trw1Lx8a4

— Sam Biddle (@samfbiddle) March 13, 2018

global tetrahedron, Tuesday, 13 March 2018 17:52 (seven years ago)

the kind of guys that will sign up for this will be exactly the kinda guys who should sign up for this

as the crows around me grows (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 13 March 2018 17:55 (seven years ago)

living in the future fucking sucks tbh

I’m 16 and a member of UKIP’s youth wing, young independence (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 13 March 2018 18:16 (seven years ago)

100% fatal is a very high bar to set

mh, Tuesday, 13 March 2018 18:44 (seven years ago)

see you in 500 years bitch

frogbs, Tuesday, 13 March 2018 18:49 (seven years ago)

lmao

Twitter. You’ve invented Twitter. pic.twitter.com/h8qaAHjXqf

— Neeraj K. Agrawal (@NeerajKA) March 13, 2018

frogbs, Tuesday, 13 March 2018 19:54 (seven years ago)

lol

goole, Tuesday, 13 March 2018 19:55 (seven years ago)

vg

I’m 16 and a member of UKIP’s youth wing, young independence (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 13 March 2018 20:07 (seven years ago)

Theranos CEO Elizabeth Holmes charged with "massive fraud" by SEC https://t.co/RmzyJ5ycH6 pic.twitter.com/w7BcdNsxwQ

— maya kosoff (@mekosoff) March 14, 2018

lol pic.twitter.com/OBHS9y2V5B

— maya kosoff (@mekosoff) March 14, 2018

Glower, Disruption & Pies (kingfish), Wednesday, 14 March 2018 17:14 (seven years ago)

holmes def guilty of the most heinous crime of all: making the rich and the powerful look dumb af

in conclusion, it is good to peel the sheeps (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 14 March 2018 17:41 (seven years ago)

see also fyre festival

Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 14 March 2018 17:44 (seven years ago)

Dave Morin on Theranos…. pic.twitter.com/iv3sfXBw8V

— Will Alden (@williamalden) October 26, 2015

https://twitter.com/daveMorin

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 14 March 2018 18:01 (seven years ago)

apart from everything else dumb and clueless about that: it must be amazing to have nothing you dislike more than thinking about passing out during your annual physical

Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 14 March 2018 18:14 (seven years ago)

lmao D@ve M0r1n "Entrepreneur. Investor. Photographer." "sponsor of Britt+Co. creator of super-disruptive world-changing Path. courageous giver of blood. better to be lucky than good."

tbf that's from 2015 but still lmao

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Wednesday, 14 March 2018 18:23 (seven years ago)

when youre a real human being pic.twitter.com/iCL9aY5gQA

— shane (@shanevader) September 8, 2016

mookieproof, Wednesday, 14 March 2018 18:45 (seven years ago)

get a brain Morin

goole, Wednesday, 14 March 2018 19:48 (seven years ago)

is there a reason why we should have cared what the director of a ticketing website thought about a medical startup or is it just that silicon valley assholes are experts in everything

in conclusion, it is good to peel the sheeps (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 14 March 2018 19:56 (seven years ago)

also if you're gonna invoke the holy of name of millennials at least spell it right you fucking tool

in conclusion, it is good to peel the sheeps (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 14 March 2018 19:58 (seven years ago)


The fundamental underlying problem is the system of economic exchange we’re dealing with, which is sometimes called surveillance capitalism. It’s surveillance capitalism that, by tracking and monetizing the basic informational content of our lives, has fueled the spectacular growth of social media and other networked services in the last fifteen years. Personal privacy has been annihilated, and power and money have concentrated in the hands of whoever owns the most sophisticated machine to collect and parse consumer data. Because of the logic of network effects—according to which services increase in value and utility as more people use them—a few strong players have consolidated their control over the digital economy and show little sign of surrendering it.

https://thebaffler.com/latest/techies-who-said-sorry-silverman

Glower, Disruption & Pies (kingfish), Wednesday, 21 March 2018 17:20 (seven years ago)

so back on that "moving to New Zealand" thing, I figured it out, it's because NZ isn't on the map in Risk.

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 21 March 2018 17:51 (seven years ago)

nor is it part of a WORLD WAR THREE scenario

mookieproof, Wednesday, 21 March 2018 17:58 (seven years ago)

in case anyone is feeling too cheerful about humanity and needs a hate read to bring them down: https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2018/mar/16/powder-mountain-ski-resort-summit-elite-club-rich-millennials

He tells me he’s open to the suggestion that his community is elitist – “these criticisms, there’s a truth to them” – and insists that he strives to make authentic connections with people from all walks of life. For example, he says, earlier in the day he met a worker at the ski resort who was taking guests on a tour. “I literally could have said, ‘All right, have an awesome tour,’ and instead I was like, ‘So, you’re here all year?’ And he goes, ‘No, I’m actually from New Orleans.’ And I’m like, ‘Really?’” Bisnow says he behaves the same way with servers in restaurants. “When you start to engage with these people you realise the humanity in everyone and how unbelievable they are.” Then he explains how he always sits in the front seat of Uber taxis, talking to dozens of drivers a week, hearing “the most remarkable stories”. He ends up hanging out “with a significant number” of his drivers. I ask how many Uber drivers he’s invited to Summit. He doesn’t say, but instead tells me an anecdote about a chef he invited to Summit after meeting him “at this dilapidated castle in England”.

it was stale, and I did not like it, as the man said, &c (seandalai), Sunday, 25 March 2018 17:58 (seven years ago)

to cook him some food

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 25 March 2018 19:21 (seven years ago)

there's been so much worse news this week than a rich kid trying to listen to people who work for him

El Tomboto, Sunday, 25 March 2018 19:53 (seven years ago)

heh

YouTube shooting highlights danger of open work spaces, expert says. https://t.co/5n3bFhjuYM pic.twitter.com/5gVt73titH

— ABC News (@ABC) April 5, 2018

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 5 April 2018 16:09 (seven years ago)

finally the best argument for offices with walls: they're necessary to keep you safe when people come to shoot at you

blurgh

alvin noto (mh), Thursday, 5 April 2018 16:15 (seven years ago)

#notallcourtyards

Jeff, Thursday, 5 April 2018 16:52 (seven years ago)

YouTube shooting highlights danger of open work spaces, expert says.

oh ffs. has this fucking expert ever noticed the danger of hundreds of millions of easily available guns?

A is for (Aimless), Thursday, 5 April 2018 16:59 (seven years ago)

just think of what a huge security risk the outdoors is

jmm, Thursday, 5 April 2018 17:02 (seven years ago)

that's why I stay inside

alvin noto (mh), Thursday, 5 April 2018 17:17 (seven years ago)

Tbh I have no objection to office workers using shootings as a reason to protest open plan offices

valorous wokelord (silby), Thursday, 5 April 2018 17:18 (seven years ago)

Or an excuse, rather.

valorous wokelord (silby), Thursday, 5 April 2018 17:18 (seven years ago)

i'd had this in instapaper since it was published and finally got around to reading it

whoooo boy it has not aged well

https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2016/10/10/sam-altmans-manifest-destiny

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 6 April 2018 15:52 (seven years ago)

I jumped in on a twitter thread criticizing his trite tweets

for me, throwing out ideas is dumb postulating, but there's the aura of ~ideas~ every time one of these VC/incubator dudes says something. what's their game here, just ruminating about an idea and then crowdsourcing to see if anyone's on it and throwing money at them?

I’m interested in genetically engineering plants to be much more efficient at photosynthesis and grow faster as a potential way to fight climate change. Anyone working on this?

— Sam Altman (@sama) April 1, 2018

alvin noto (mh), Friday, 6 April 2018 16:09 (seven years ago)

if I wanted to know about something like this, I'd.. google it? and maybe go to a few sites that publish academic papers, read up a little (or have my assistants do it, if I am running a business and have them) and then maybe reach out to scientists who are already experts in that realm?

I guess this is why I'm not a VC wonderboy

alvin noto (mh), Friday, 6 April 2018 16:12 (seven years ago)

i don't see how anything could go wrong with this

vermicious kid (Noodle Vague), Friday, 6 April 2018 16:16 (seven years ago)

I realized again last week that I'd love to see more government and academic labs doing things. A national lab that was connected to my college had a segment on public radio for their anniversary and they mentioned this project:
https://www.energy.gov/articles/after-15-years-new-top-earning-patent-ames-lab

The patent's expired now, but it's work that resulted in something that's definitely good for both industry and the environment, and not subject to some VC clown figuring out how to skim the profits.

alvin noto (mh), Friday, 6 April 2018 16:23 (seven years ago)

mh he's not doing research he's soliciting pitches

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Friday, 6 April 2018 17:13 (seven years ago)

yeah, fuck that approach

alvin noto (mh), Friday, 6 April 2018 17:24 (seven years ago)

or at least figure out who you should solicit pitches from, other than "random twitter people"

the people who actually know their shit are probably busy doing research, but I guess there's the chance a couple might be hunting around for monetization strategies or funding

alvin noto (mh), Friday, 6 April 2018 17:26 (seven years ago)

That Sam Altman tweet just seems like he's plowing the ground for someone to pull off The Big Con on him.

A is for (Aimless), Friday, 6 April 2018 17:50 (seven years ago)

good afternoon NYC, what fresh hell is this pic.twitter.com/y6gv32emdy

— Tim Maughan (@timmaughan) April 5, 2018



oh no

alvin noto (mh), Friday, 6 April 2018 18:14 (seven years ago)

lol @ genetically engineered plansourcing. i suppose he never opened a 3rd grade science textbook

Hazy Maze Cave (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 6 April 2018 18:37 (seven years ago)

I'm going to "schedule time" and rent jabbbbbrrrrboxes and tell homeless people they can spend the night.

dan selzer, Friday, 6 April 2018 20:40 (seven years ago)

Nice ep of On the Media on the ideology of FB and SV as a whole:

http://www.wnycstudios.org/story/on-the-media-2018-03-23/

(Even mentions Comte)

Glower, Disruption & Pies (kingfish), Tuesday, 10 April 2018 22:24 (seven years ago)

https://www.theguardian.com/news/2018/apr/17/get-rich-quick-silicon-valley-startup-billionaire-techie

oh boy

alvin noto (mh), Tuesday, 17 April 2018 16:40 (seven years ago)

“I worked until 9pm because dinner is free if you work that late ... And they’ll pay for your cab home,” he went on. That became his routine, and he never questioned it. Come to think of it, like a lot of his contemporaries, he never questioned anything.

alvin noto (mh), Tuesday, 17 April 2018 16:41 (seven years ago)

Corey Pein has been hitting the lefty podcast circuit on his book tour, and this was a fun appearance on the Michael Brooks Show:

http://michaelbrooksshow.libsyn.com/website/37-stomping-fascist-nerds-w-h-bomberguy-corey-pein

Lots of dumping of Elon Musk and the bizarre cult around him online

Glower, Disruption & Pies (kingfish), Wednesday, 25 April 2018 20:13 (seven years ago)

The chief executive and co-founder of WhatsApp, the Facebook-owned messaging app, is leaving the company over disagreements about privacy and encryption.

Jan Koum will also step down from Facebook’s board of directors, a role he negotiated when WhatsApp was acquired by Facebook for $19bn in 2014, according to the Washington Post.

“It’s been almost a decade since Brian [Acton] and I started WhatsApp, and it’s been an amazing journey with some of the best people. But it is time for me to move on,” wrote Koum on his Facebook profile.

“I’m taking some time off to do things I enjoy outside of technology, such as collecting rare air-cooled Porsches, working on my cars and playing ultimate frisbee. And I’ll still be cheering WhatsApp on – just from the outside.”

i am leaving the company i founded because its current direction conflicts with my high-minded principles

don't worry tho i'm still an asshole

Mahogany Loggins (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 1 May 2018 08:50 (seven years ago)

No he feeds the Porsches to his cars.

Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, 1 May 2018 10:19 (seven years ago)

you don't understand, 'rare air-cooled porsches' is the name of my dog

Mahogany Loggins (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 1 May 2018 11:22 (seven years ago)

imagine being a human being and thinking that is an even vaguely acceptable thing to say

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 1 May 2018 11:32 (seven years ago)

Sounds like the kind of shit professional athletes say all the time and nobody bats an eye

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 1 May 2018 11:59 (seven years ago)

But yes who can we drag at Facebook if not the people actually resigning from Facebook? Can’t think of anyone

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 1 May 2018 12:01 (seven years ago)

if i ever listened to anything professional athletes had to say i'm sure i'd feel the same 'ready the guillotines' way i do about this dipshit

Mahogany Loggins (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 1 May 2018 12:14 (seven years ago)

Anyway, between this and the other WhatsApp founder putting a bunch of his millions into Open Whisper Systems (the Signal people), I assume WhatsApp’s default encryption is going to be Zuck-read-all sooner rather than later

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 1 May 2018 12:35 (seven years ago)

But yes who can we drag at Facebook if not the people actually resigning from Facebook? Can’t think of anyone

― El Tomboto

the enemy of my enemy is still an insufferable prick

ziggy the ginhead (rushomancy), Tuesday, 1 May 2018 12:54 (seven years ago)

I think a more legitimate criticism of WhatsApp is: what did they think was going to happen to WhatsApp at Facebook? The answer of course is they knew precisely what would happen, but it was worth 19bn to them, and they knew they could resign 4 years after the acquisition with the vested money in the bank, and that would be long enough for them to claim it was a principled privacy stand.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 1 May 2018 13:58 (seven years ago)

or facebook would have actually succeeded at some point in ousting their messaging platform supremacy -- fat chance on that one for every country that isn't in north america -- and it was take $19bn now or not much of anything much later after fighting facebook for a few grueling years

if this was the late 90s/early 00s and it was microsoft instead of facebook, we'd have been treated to a couple shittier versions of whatsapp before they decided to roll it into a product with a name like Skype International Messenger and then quietly killed it off a few years later

mh, Tuesday, 1 May 2018 14:21 (seven years ago)

See also Google Hangouts, Google Allo, etc

valorous wokelord (silby), Tuesday, 1 May 2018 14:32 (seven years ago)

I think hangouts has a boost from people using android phones but I'm unsure

mh, Tuesday, 1 May 2018 14:53 (seven years ago)

No that strategy is over. the new Google thing is bullying carriers into implementing a richer SMS successor that is totally transparent to the carrier and not encrypted at all

valorous wokelord (silby), Tuesday, 1 May 2018 14:59 (seven years ago)

what could possibly go wrong

Mahogany Loggins (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 1 May 2018 15:04 (seven years ago)

I lol'd

https://www.sfgate.com/news/article/aaron-traywick-dead-biohack-ascendance-tank-herpes-12878414.php

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 2 May 2018 17:11 (seven years ago)

that is some Darwin Awards shit

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 2 May 2018 17:12 (seven years ago)

I've got so much morbid curiosity about what the hell actually killed him

injecting weird shit is definitely the obvious answer, but...

mh, Wednesday, 2 May 2018 18:04 (seven years ago)

assholism

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 2 May 2018 18:11 (seven years ago)

a good summary of why foucault was right and the techno-utopians were wrong:

https://arstechnica.com/science/2018/05/i-watched-an-entire-flat-earth-convention-for-my-research-heres-what-i-learned/

Arch Bacon (rushomancy), Sunday, 6 May 2018 17:36 (seven years ago)

https://catalystjournal.org/index.php/catalyst/article/view/29638/html

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 15 May 2018 02:51 (six years ago)

i haven't fully digested this, but i do agree that IDEO extremely sucks

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 15 May 2018 02:51 (six years ago)

there's a hell of a lot to digest in there

the dissection of the Creative Commons/Lessig stuff really hits home. when all you have is the US-model copyright system as a lens..

mh, Tuesday, 15 May 2018 18:46 (six years ago)

Zing really needs to let you change your DN so I can become “the howl of whiteness” right now

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 15 May 2018 19:42 (six years ago)

the money quote via twitter

Fascinating article by @gleemie on the invention of "design thinking" as a new form of expertise mobilized to defend (white) North American design from Asian competition https://t.co/HrUh1QHKWf pic.twitter.com/IVFwKulKcb

— Ben Tarnoff (@bentarnoff) May 15, 2018

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 15 May 2018 20:55 (six years ago)

Yes. Because Asians can't design things, the Japanese automakers in the 1970s and 1980s slavishly copied the stunningly creative designs coming out of Detroit, like the fondly remembered AMC Gremlin, the Chrysler K-cars, and every boxy model of Cadillac. Except they were too dumb to design them to get 10 mpg and fall apart in four years, and other features US customers were demanding.

A is for (Aimless), Tuesday, 15 May 2018 21:11 (six years ago)

In how many ways is this entire thread really about taking a dump on Stanford, when Harvard dropouts are the REAL problem?

Or: do Stanford grads exist as the legitimizing engine to explain that the lottery winnings of Harvard dropouts are the products of genius and not borrowed sparks, accidental timing and fucking over your partners?

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 15 May 2018 21:11 (six years ago)

Europeans are only good at designing free stuff which nobody wants, and that’s why the Internet runs on Windows Server.

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 15 May 2018 21:13 (six years ago)

In how many ways is this entire thread really about taking a dump on Stanford, when Harvard dropouts are the REAL problem?

i forget where i saw it but i recently saw someone argue that the change in valley culture can be dated to (but probably started before) the facebook IPO. that's when the word got out that there was banking-scale money available for undergrads who are smart enough to realize they are not brilliant, and maybe didn't major in STEM, but do want to be insanely wealthy. these people go to harvard.

it wasn't in this interview with fred turner, but it is good:

https://logicmag.io/03-dont-be-evil/.

some good quotes

Engineering culture is about making the product. If you make the product work, that’s all you’ve got to do to fulfill the ethical warrant of your profession. The ethics of engineering are an ethics of: Does it work? If you make something that works, you’ve done the ethical thing. It’s up to other people to figure out the social mission for your object. It’s like the famous line from the Tom Lehrer song: “‘Once the rockets are up, who cares where they come down? That's not my department,’ says Wernher von Braun."

About ten years back, I spent a lot of time inside Google. What I saw there was an interesting loop. It started with, “Don't be evil.” So then the question became, “Okay, what's good?” Well, information is good. Information empowers people. So providing information is good. Okay, great. Who provides information? Oh, right: Google provides information. So you end up in this loop where what's good for people is what's good for Google, and vice versa. And that is a challenging space to live in.

Engineers try to do politics by changing infrastructure. That’s what they do. They tweak infrastructure. It’s a little bit like an ancient Roman trying to shape public debate by reconfiguring the Forum. “We’ll have seven new entrances instead of six, and the debate will change.” The engineering world doesn’t have a conception of how to intervene in debate that isn’t infrastructural.

At Burning Man, what you’re rehearsing is project-based collaborative labor. Engineers flowing in from the Valley are literally acting out the social structures on which Valley engineering depends. But they can do something at Burning Man that they can't do in the Valley: they can own the project. They can experience total “flow” with a team of their own choosing. In the desert, in weirdly perfect conditions, they can do what the firm promises them but can’t quite deliver.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 17 May 2018 15:41 (six years ago)

look i'm not saying that murdering everyone with a college education is an ideal way to restructure a society, i'm just saying maybe it's time to reintroduce the idea to mainstream discourse

martin short's interiors (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 17 May 2018 15:47 (six years ago)

wired has a fun extract from a forthcoming book about the endlessly entertaining insanity of theranos: https://www.wired.com/story/a-new-look-inside-theranos-dysfunctional-corporate-culture/

some highlights:

Employees were Balwani’s minions. He expected them to be at his disposal at all hours of the day or night and on weekends. He checked the security logs every morning to see when they badged in and out. Every evening, around 7:30, he made a flyby of the engineering department to make sure people were still at their desks working.

With time, some employees grew less afraid of him and devised ways to manage him, as it dawned on them that they were dealing with an erratic man-child of limited intellect and an even more limited attention span. Arnav Khannah1, a young mechanical engineer who worked on the miniLab, figured out a surefire way to get Balwani off his back: answer his emails with a reply longer than 500 words. That usually bought him several weeks of peace because Balwani simply didn’t have the patience to read long emails. Another strategy was to convene a biweekly meeting of his team and invite Balwani to attend. He might come to the first few, but he would eventually lose interest or forget to show up.

While Holmes was fast to catch on to engineering concepts, Balwani was often out of his depth during engineering discussions. To hide it, he had a habit of repeating technical terms he heard others using. During a meeting with Khannah’s team, he latched onto the term “end effector,” which signifies the claws at the end of a robotic arm. Except Balwani didn’t hear “end effector,” he heard “endofactor.” For the rest of the meeting, he kept referring to the fictional endofactors. At their next meeting with Balwani two weeks later, Khannah’s team brought a PowerPoint presentation titled “Endofactors Update.” As Khannah flashed it on a screen with a projector, the five members of his team stole furtive glances at one another, nervous that Balwani might become wise to the prank. But he didn’t bat an eye and the meeting proceeded without incident. After he left the room, they burst out laughing.

The resignations infuriated Holmes and Balwani. The following day, they summoned the staff for an all-hands meeting in the cafeteria. Copies of The Alchemist, Paulo Coelho’s famous novel about an Andalusian shepherd boy who finds his destiny by going on a journey to Egypt, had been placed on every chair. Still visibly angry, Holmes told the gathered employees that she was building a religion. If there were any among them who didn’t believe, they should leave. Balwani put it more bluntly: Anyone not prepared to show complete devotion and unmitigated loyalty to the company should “get the fuck out.”

i am fast and full of teeth. i willl die in a barn fire (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 22 May 2018 11:30 (six years ago)

Musk has been everywhere on twitter lately, and a response:

on a scale of “said you liked his band” to “publicly defended his union busting” what’s the most embarrassing thing you’ve done for a boyfriend

— Brandy Jensen (@BrandyLJensen) May 22, 2018

Glower, Disruption & Pies (kingfish), Tuesday, 22 May 2018 18:48 (six years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jGfvkjzLrNw

MaresNest, Sunday, 27 May 2018 10:22 (six years ago)

Anyone not prepared to show complete devotion and unmitigated loyalty to the company should “get the fuck out.”

The only correct answer to such a demand would be for everyone paid more than a bare living wage to stand up in unison and leave.

A is for (Aimless), Sunday, 27 May 2018 19:05 (six years ago)

Copies of The Alchemist, Paulo Coelho’s famous novel about an Andalusian shepherd boy who finds his destiny by going on a journey to Egypt, had been placed on every chair. 

the only correct answer to such a display of bad taste would be etc etc.

lana del boy (ledge), Sunday, 27 May 2018 19:33 (six years ago)

Lol, crossover with relationship dealbreakers thread- an ex gf once tried to get me to read that book. I mean, it wasn't a dealbreaker as such then, but it would be now.

Spiderman pointing at himself.img (Bananaman Begins), Sunday, 27 May 2018 19:58 (six years ago)

Trying to get me to read a damn book like some nerd

Spiderman pointing at himself.img (Bananaman Begins), Sunday, 27 May 2018 19:58 (six years ago)

Started watching Wild Wild Country and was thinking a lot about how much Silicon Valley culture likely owes to the Osho phenomenon (and of course other similar phenomena that were occurring simultaneously).

Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Sunday, 27 May 2018 23:13 (six years ago)

Corey Pein has been doing the podcast book tour:

http://majorityfm.libsyn.com/1856-silicon-valley-not-your-friend-w-corey-pein

Aaaaand we had him on my show, too:

https://soundcloud.com/givingthemic/podcasts-good-silicon-valley-bad-with-corey-pein

Glower, Disruption & Pies (kingfish), Saturday, 9 June 2018 00:06 (six years ago)

finished carreyrou's theranos book, and man...

one of the wildest things is that holmes presented her original idea for a device to her stanford professor and he was so blown away by it that he vouched for her and her company for years afterward. and as far as i can tell her proposal was at the same level of detail as an explanation of the star trek tricorder? it sounds kind of cool, and you have some half-assed ideas for mechanisms, but it's basically just pure fiction. that endorsement helped opened up silicon valley doors for her, even though there's not much evidence that she was anything more than a reasonably smart kid who was good at selling bullshit to credulous people with money.

there are some weird class things, too. she and her family were really well connected--the father of her childhood friend was a venture capitalist who invested a million dollars right when they were starting out!--but her dad was jealous of his more successful peers and angry that previous generations had squandered the family fortune.

people at the company were raising red flags about elizabeth lying about the technology and finances in 2006, but somehow she managed to purge everyone who opposed her and things just kept rolling along like that for another decade.

circles, Saturday, 9 June 2018 17:45 (six years ago)

Kill the tech bro, save the world: how CEOs became Hollywood's new supervillains

https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2018/jun/06/tech-bros-ceo-hollywood-supervillains

mookieproof, Saturday, 9 June 2018 18:52 (six years ago)

Yup they are now the stock villains of my generation.

Οὖτις, Saturday, 9 June 2018 20:51 (six years ago)

Just needs the next step of their ideology actually being at issue. Iron Man's villains are bad Tony Starks but the things Tony Stark stands for remain intact. SPECTRE's villains have a scheme to replace spies with apps or something, but they're cynically exploiting the government, when it would have been way more interesting for them to be true believers in their efficient, cutting-edge, market-driven solutions etc. I am kinda surprised there hasn't been an "evil Uber" movie with self-driving cars that turn against us or whose hailing app compels the drivers to carry out different pieces of an evil crime or w/e.

noel gallaghah's high flying burbbhrbhbbhbburbbb (Doctor Casino), Saturday, 9 June 2018 21:16 (six years ago)

Those tend to be based around social media, as obviously kids know a lot less than grownups about the web.

Andrew Farrell, Saturday, 9 June 2018 21:37 (six years ago)

Wait, wasn’t there that thriller a few years back where the villain was Tim Robbins as a Gates/Jobs oligarch type?

Glower, Disruption & Pies (kingfish), Saturday, 9 June 2018 22:13 (six years ago)

Scorpio on the Simpsons?

koogs, Saturday, 9 June 2018 22:14 (six years ago)

but tbf 90s/early 00s Bill Gates-y villains feel like a different thing than the villainous "disruptive" app developer of today

noel gallaghah's high flying burbbhrbhbbhbburbbb (Doctor Casino), Saturday, 9 June 2018 23:05 (six years ago)

RECALCULATING

View To a Kill's Max Zorin controlled access to a resource - computing power - and was a classic Bond villain in that regard. Tomorrow Never Dies' Elliott Carver was a media baron, but he didn't want to use disinfo campaigns as a direct means of accomplishing his goals.

I think there might be a new flavor to our century's monopolist tech villains, in that they choose to use everyday reliance on technology to achieve their nefarious goals, and they aren't all played by dudes over 45 anymore, but the jury's out until I spend the time to watch these shitty films (again) and really pay attention to the boring, paper-thin plots.

El Tomboto, Sunday, 10 June 2018 00:13 (six years ago)

Elizabeth Holmes indicted on federal wire fraud charges

Οὖτις, Friday, 15 June 2018 21:35 (six years ago)

yay

about halfway thru bad blood right now and it’s a compelling mixture of ‘haha these corporate dumbasses deserve each other, how did this go on for so long’ and ‘wow these sociopaths really fucked a lot of lives on their way to jail’

CARL MARKS PRINCIPAL INVESTING AND ADVISORY SERVICES (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 15 June 2018 21:39 (six years ago)

Pretty much!

Ned Raggett, Friday, 15 June 2018 21:41 (six years ago)

And Carreyrou with the perfect own.

"First they say you're crazy, then they fight you and then all of a sudden, you change the world." https://t.co/a5buw8RnBD

— John Carreyrou (@JohnCarreyrou) June 15, 2018

Ned Raggett, Friday, 15 June 2018 22:35 (six years ago)

lmao

🙄✊🍆 pic.twitter.com/kDXWfkWnow

— Quantian📉 (@quantian1) June 16, 2018

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Saturday, 16 June 2018 14:05 (six years ago)

three weeks pass...

An extremely good thread for this thread in turn.

Okay, now let's talk about the history of futurism in @WIRED. There is a ton here, but I think I've settle on a handful of articles that illustrate the broader trend.#wiredarchive

— davekarpf (@davekarpf) July 12, 2018

Ned Raggett, Friday, 13 July 2018 20:26 (six years ago)

oh man do I remember that Long Boom issue and how stupid it seemed at the time

Οὖτις, Friday, 13 July 2018 20:47 (six years ago)

I just realized my arc with Wired Magazine has basically been a leading indicator of my arc with
SV & the Bay Area - loved it, then realized it was actually overpriced, largely mediocre and driven by zealous marketing, now just find it kind of pitiable and look for the decent spots in a sea of drying mud

El Tomboto, Friday, 13 July 2018 20:55 (six years ago)

well, I like *my* neighborhood

Οὖτις, Friday, 13 July 2018 20:58 (six years ago)

Speaking as someone standing in mud wait hold on

Ned Raggett, Friday, 13 July 2018 20:59 (six years ago)

Everything’s relative. I live up the street from Trump.

El Tomboto, Friday, 13 July 2018 21:16 (six years ago)

that's a good thread! Wired has long been my shorthand for the 90s iteration of the wide-eyed fusion of techno-utopianism and ostensibly countercultural libertarianism (which fusion, circa 1970, you would have found in the overlaps between bucky fuller and stewart brand). great to have that laid out, with links, in one convenient place.

This is a total Jeff Porcaro. (Doctor Casino), Saturday, 14 July 2018 00:58 (six years ago)

when i got to college in the early 90s my freshman year roommate described wired as "mondo 2000 for businessmen" which is still the best description i've ever heard

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 14 July 2018 01:15 (six years ago)

(of it)

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 14 July 2018 01:16 (six years ago)

as a college freshman I’d have been like “what’s mondo 5000?”

El Tomboto, Saturday, 14 July 2018 01:36 (six years ago)

I had a bunch of issues of Mondo 2000 when they were new in high school. That was my shit.

dan selzer, Saturday, 14 July 2018 02:45 (six years ago)

yay

about halfway thru bad blood right now and it’s a compelling mixture of ‘haha these corporate dumbasses deserve each other, how did this go on for so long’ and ‘wow these sociopaths really fucked a lot of lives on their way to jail’

― CARL MARKS PRINCIPAL INVESTING AND ADVISORY SERVICES (bizarro gazzara), Friday, June 15, 2018 5:39 PM (four weeks ago)

yeah, same here. ridiculously compelling book

k3vin k., Saturday, 14 July 2018 19:45 (six years ago)

Got the audiobook on hold…

devops mom (silby), Saturday, 14 July 2018 19:56 (six years ago)

Dave Karpf's book Analytic Activism changed my whole game btw highly recommended

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 16 July 2018 20:21 (six years ago)

Yeah the Bad Blood story is a traet, as they say. Can't wait for the company to finally dissolve next month.

Ned Raggett, Monday, 16 July 2018 20:23 (six years ago)

Reading Bad Blood (which is excellent) at the same time as going through a ‘disruption workshop’ at work has been interesting.

I work for a big company which, like many, is extremely nervous about being a big company. The external consultant running the event kept hammering the point that innovation isn’t enough - nor is being superior to the competition- you either have to change the entire frame of reference your industry is working with (a la Netflix, Uber, Air b’n’b) or get swept away by some start-up that will.

Which is kind of fine if you are lending DVDs through the post, less so in a highly regulated, reputation-driven business where the outcome of your service has a meaningful impact on the direction of the customers’ lives. The Theranos model of getting a rapid prototype to market in the belief that you can iterate your way to something amazing as you go, and the Safeway / Walgreens fomo, leading to avoiding awkward questions about efficacy, are both hugely relatable traps. Thankfully there are enough safeguards in place within the business to stop that with us but the disrupt-or-die model is absolutely going to lead to a Theranos Of Nursing / Social Care, Theranos Of Education, etc, etc at some point.

Wag1 Shree Rajneesh (ShariVari), Tuesday, 24 July 2018 19:04 (six years ago)

It already has if you’re in the states. Charter schools!

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 24 July 2018 19:11 (six years ago)

ShariVari, was there a breakdown of what the different company types are including one called "market shaper?"

Because I think my employer's executives were presented the same material and came up with presentations for the rest of us with some of that material

mh, Tuesday, 24 July 2018 19:13 (six years ago)

i mean there's a reason the word 'disruption' used to have / should still have negative connotations

a Stupendous Leg of Granite (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 24 July 2018 19:13 (six years ago)

I mean, fwiw I am in an industry where it's impossible for any product to make it to market in less than 5 - 7 years so no one's going to go wild and throw junk into the market but I _know_ people want to do exactly as you're saying.

I'd mention a couple missteps I know a little about but not outside 77 :P

mh, Tuesday, 24 July 2018 19:15 (six years ago)

I thankfully work in the one corner of technology business where “disruptive” is still a really bad term

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 24 July 2018 19:24 (six years ago)

I work for a multinational and we’re doing a mix of keeping our reputation high because everyone knows us and micro teams with startup culture mentality

Right now in one area we’re focusing on emphasizing selling a service/experience first and product second, while still staying competitive in the products we offer

Kind of a weird scenario but admittedly one only a huge company can get away with doing

F# A# (∞), Tuesday, 24 July 2018 19:37 (six years ago)

Uh, so famed batshit political toonslinger Ben Garrison decided to do one on Elon Musk:

https://grrrgraphics.com/teslas-musk-mobile/

Glower, Disruption & Pies (kingfish), Thursday, 26 July 2018 06:14 (six years ago)

ben garrison... otm?

a Stupendous Leg of Granite (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 26 July 2018 06:59 (six years ago)

...yeah, fuckin' weird, ain't it

Glower, Disruption & Pies (kingfish), Friday, 27 July 2018 06:32 (six years ago)

Old Wired and computer mags are fun to read, even though I lived through the era/had several Geocities pages/etc. there's a feeling of unreality about early-mid '90s technology now.

louise ck (milo z), Friday, 27 July 2018 07:01 (six years ago)

wish I'd kept a stash of PC Magazine and Byte. the former to look at the John Dvorak columns and laugh about how they were insanely wrong just a year later. the Byte ones because it was just a solid publication

mh, Friday, 27 July 2018 13:56 (six years ago)

two weeks pass...

see if you can spot the odd one out in this lineup of speakers for websummit, 'the best technology conference on the planet'

https://i.redd.it/m8eoc0tnr0g11.png

a space stewardess (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 14 August 2018 12:32 (six years ago)

was ready to be surprised, and result exceeded expectations

mh, Tuesday, 14 August 2018 14:15 (six years ago)

it's surprising!

a space stewardess (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 14 August 2018 14:17 (six years ago)

"Davos for geeks" - Bloomberg
"Glastonbury for geeks" - The Guardian

jmm, Tuesday, 14 August 2018 14:34 (six years ago)

davos/glastonbury for racists morelike

a space stewardess (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 14 August 2018 14:44 (six years ago)

Yeah, WebSummit has always been an embarassment but this is a whole new level. It's a fucking event that gets money from the government and city hall - should hope pressure will result in her getting kicked out before it actually happens.

Daniel_Rf, Tuesday, 14 August 2018 14:49 (six years ago)

https://websummit.com/speakers

Glower, Disruption & Pies (kingfish), Wednesday, 15 August 2018 01:15 (six years ago)

lol oh shit I know someone on the first couple pages

gotta tell them to get Marine’s autograph

mh, Wednesday, 15 August 2018 02:58 (six years ago)

Wait how do u kno ronaldinho

F# A# (∞), Wednesday, 15 August 2018 03:00 (six years ago)

knew that was coming

he opens my beers

mh, Wednesday, 15 August 2018 03:03 (six years ago)

https://gizmodo.com/san-franciscos-so-literally-shitty-its-getting-a-poop-1828342269

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 15 August 2018 03:09 (six years ago)

It’s so weird to visit a city so many times for over a decade and watch it literally turn to shit

F# A# (∞), Wednesday, 15 August 2018 03:14 (six years ago)

At this point, for me - and I’m paraphrasing myself from another thread I think - it’s like somebody you had a big crush on in high school and 20 years later they’ve basically hit rock bottom but their family’s still rich so who cares

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 15 August 2018 03:27 (six years ago)

Meanwhile... https://www.politico.eu/article/marine-le-pen-uninvited-from-web-summit/

Elvis Telecom, Monday, 27 August 2018 19:13 (six years ago)

that gizmodo article is disingenuous bullshit

Οὖτις, Monday, 27 August 2018 19:16 (six years ago)

like yes there is a poop patrol now but all of its snarky "points" are being made in bad faith

Οὖτις, Monday, 27 August 2018 19:16 (six years ago)

Over the years the page count just gets thinner and thinner.

http://owenyoungman.com/thenextmiracle/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/photo.jpg

Elvis Telecom, Monday, 27 August 2018 19:17 (six years ago)

that first paragraph deliberately misrepresents Kositsky (who is actually doing a really good job and is a very dedicated and p innovative guy) and his broader, actually correct point and then just goes downhill from there

xp

Οὖτις, Monday, 27 August 2018 19:18 (six years ago)

The UK edition is trying to keep the same kind of page count per issue by dropping issues down to 10 or maybe 9 a year now.

koogs, Monday, 27 August 2018 22:47 (six years ago)

Theranos hits the very, very end of the road, after not finding a buyer for the patent portfolio. Will settle with its secured creditor by handing over the IP (such as it is) and return the last $5m cash in the bank to unsecured creditors.

faculty w1fe (silby), Wednesday, 5 September 2018 18:54 (six years ago)

lol at the idea of theranos’ ‘ip’

‘uh we have this commercial blood-sample scanner we took apart and put back together again, badly’

bitch that’s the tubby custard machine (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 5 September 2018 18:59 (six years ago)

you never know when some stupid thing you wrote will turn out to be essential to someone else's invention if you squint hard enough

faculty w1fe (silby), Wednesday, 5 September 2018 19:04 (six years ago)

This is crazy stuff:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=awADEuv5vWY&t=3s

I know Mary Lou through work, and she's legit. It's also possible she is overselling this technology.

DJI, Thursday, 6 September 2018 17:32 (six years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=awADEuv5vWY

DJI, Thursday, 6 September 2018 17:32 (six years ago)

ELON MUSK: what should i do on joe rogan's show. its gotta be mega epic
TESLA SHORTSELLER WEARING A FAKE MOUSTACHE: you should do drugs on camera
ELON MUSK: yes

— KT NELSON (@KrangTNelson) September 7, 2018

Glower, Disruption & Pies (kingfish), Friday, 7 September 2018 21:43 (six years ago)

lmao

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Saturday, 8 September 2018 05:03 (six years ago)

he’s gone Full McAfee

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Saturday, 8 September 2018 05:03 (six years ago)

two weeks pass...

Watching Lars Ulrich on stage talking about how @Metallica uses @salesforce software for customer engagement and thinking that adult life hasn’t turned out exactly the way I thought it would. #Dreamforce2018 pic.twitter.com/IHbXygU7BF

— Phil Libin (@plibin) September 25, 2018

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 25 September 2018 22:47 (six years ago)

I was wondering why all these tech people were disinterestedly eating boxed lunches in the park while Master of Puppets was blaring through the air.

Scam jam, thank you ma’am (Sparkle Motion), Wednesday, 26 September 2018 02:01 (six years ago)

three weeks pass...

not sure where to put this, but it has to go somewhere

https://www.businessinsider.com/a-day-in-the-life-of-hsbc-executive-melania-edwards-2018-10

mookieproof, Thursday, 18 October 2018 20:03 (six years ago)

"Living in the Bay Area exposes me to a plethora of new companies pushing the boundaries."

Where the hell is that giant earthquake?

Elvis Telecom, Thursday, 18 October 2018 20:36 (six years ago)

The word "plethora" always makes me think of Ren from Ren & Stimpy saying "A plethora of mandibles"

Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Thursday, 18 October 2018 21:01 (six years ago)

"On the evenings that we stay in Palo Alto, we walk down the tree-lined University Avenue, reflecting upon our key wins and challenges and preparing for the adventures of the next day," she said.

mookieproof, Thursday, 18 October 2018 21:06 (six years ago)

affluent person has job but also hobbies, fascinating

Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Thursday, 18 October 2018 21:11 (six years ago)

https://amp.businessinsider.com/images/5bc74ed9912a9129385150b4-960-720.jpg

Notice it never mentions that they fuck

Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Thursday, 18 October 2018 21:13 (six years ago)

?

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 18 October 2018 21:43 (six years ago)

that article is so close to the Byron Barton board books that one reads to 1.5 year olds

for i, sock in enumerate (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 18 October 2018 22:51 (six years ago)

-I hated her so much, it...it...it... flames... flames, on the sides of my face, breathing...breathless...heaping breaths-

Cousin Slappy, Thursday, 18 October 2018 23:32 (six years ago)

I discuss my key wins and challenges with my wife every night too.

Jeff, Thursday, 18 October 2018 23:54 (six years ago)

How is she btw??

I have measured out my life in coffee shop loyalty cards (silby), Friday, 19 October 2018 01:01 (six years ago)

"I find that the best way to set the tone for the day ahead is a short meditation where I focus on deep breathing and determine my priorities for the day," she said.

FYI if you’re determining your priorities for the day, you’re not meditating.

more to the point, is HSBC hiring? she seems to do about 3 hours of work per day, mostly meetings.

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Friday, 19 October 2018 01:18 (six years ago)

Notice it never mentions that they fuck

clearly brother and sister, it would be wrong

j., Friday, 19 October 2018 01:38 (six years ago)

El Guapo: Would you say I have a plethora of pinatas?

Jefe: A what?

El Guapo: A *plethora*.

Jefe: Oh yes, you have a plethora.

El Guapo: Jefe, what is a plethora?

Jefe: Why, El Guapo?

El Guapo: Well, you told me I have a plethora. And I just would like to know if you know what a plethora is. I would not like to think that a person would tell someone he has a plethora, and then find out that that person has *no idea* what it means to have a plethora.

Jefe: Forgive me, El Guapo. I know that I, Jefe, do not have your superior intellect and education. But could it be that once again, you are angry at something else, and are looking to take it out on me?

Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Friday, 19 October 2018 04:17 (six years ago)

that article is so close to the Byron Barton board books that one reads to 1.5 year olds
otm! is that a... real article? is it a parody?

niels, Friday, 19 October 2018 06:39 (six years ago)

more to the point, is HSBC hiring? she seems to do about 3 hours of work per day, mostly meetings.

― Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Thursday, October 18, 2018 8:18 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Seriously, her day is broken up by a fucking HOUR AND A HALF LUNCH, and then an HOUR MIDDAY TRAIN RIDE TO PALO ALTO. Meanwhile the rest of her day is just, like, talking to people? Which I get can have its own exhaustion, but it doesn't exactly sound high pressure.

Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Friday, 19 October 2018 13:47 (six years ago)

well she does walk along what is basically a freeway while contemplating her key wins. that could be stressful.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 19 October 2018 14:33 (six years ago)

Some of the ppl I work with seem to have schedules like this and it's wild to witness

wayne trotsky (Simon H.), Friday, 19 October 2018 14:41 (six years ago)

I've hate-read that article like 5 times now and I still can't work out exactly who it's trying to impress.

Shout out to when she says that English Breakfast is her favourite, because after all, she IS British. Using that logic Australian Crawl are my favourite band.

triggercut, Friday, 19 October 2018 14:55 (six years ago)

Is this a genre of troll article that I don't know about?

It kind of reminds me of those ridiculous "Here's why a $400,000/year salary doesn't go as far as you might think" articles. Basically designed for hate-sharing.

jmm, Friday, 19 October 2018 14:56 (six years ago)

It almost seems like it was generated using AI

badg, Friday, 19 October 2018 15:05 (six years ago)

If you look at the author's other articles, this one has like 100x the "fire symbol" as the others, presumably meaning it's been read and shared much more. And I'm guessing the subject has to be her friend or something, right?

Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Friday, 19 October 2018 15:08 (six years ago)

this seems..........good

https://techxplore.com/news/2018-10-neural-network-potential-drugs-large-scale.html

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 19 October 2018 15:42 (six years ago)

hoos i work on this stuff (secure+distributed ML). it's good but it also means more machine learning.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 19 October 2018 16:39 (six years ago)

the article had a lot of the same feel as the "avril lavigne is back" one in a way I can't really put my finger on.

Philip Nunez, Friday, 19 October 2018 17:27 (six years ago)

more like the pinnacle of emoticon fart

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 19 October 2018 17:36 (six years ago)

well she does walk along what is basically a freeway while contemplating her key wins. that could be stressful.


nah university ave is like Pleasantville

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Saturday, 20 October 2018 14:25 (six years ago)

"On the evenings that we stay in Palo Alto, we walk down the tree-lined University Avenue, reflecting upon our key wins and challenges and preparing for the adventures of the next day. Then we eat at Wahlburgers," she said.

for i, sock in enumerate (Sufjan Grafton), Saturday, 20 October 2018 15:54 (six years ago)

I haven't been on University Avenue in like 15 years but it wasn't that bad then?
though reading about the restos in Palo Alto that have closed since I live there, dang, it's no utopia anymore

droit au butt (Euler), Saturday, 20 October 2018 16:05 (six years ago)

bits of it are like 6 lanes wide but maybe they are on the bit by the restaurants

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Saturday, 20 October 2018 16:20 (six years ago)

I haven't been on University Avenue in like 15 years but it wasn't that bad then?
though reading about the restos in Palo Alto that have closed since I live there, dang, it's no utopia anymore


Oren’s Hummus tho

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Saturday, 20 October 2018 20:53 (six years ago)

NOLA is STILL open amazingly...

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Saturday, 20 October 2018 21:18 (six years ago)

I was thinking of Szechwan Café on California, where you’d tell the guy a few flavors or textures you like, and he’d “harmonize” them and select dishes for you. And Mandarin Gourmet. I know the Thai Café on campus has closed, and the Treehouse too I think. I guess the Palo Alto Creamery is still around.

droit au butt (Euler), Saturday, 20 October 2018 23:51 (six years ago)

what could possibly go wrong

https://www.sfgate.com/business/article/A-Cryptocurrency-Millionaire-Wants-to-Build-a-13355675.php

Οὖτις, Friday, 2 November 2018 21:32 (six years ago)

“This will either be the biggest thing ever, or the most spectacular crash and burn in the history of mankind,” Berns said. “I don’t know which one. I believe it’s the former but either way it’s going to be one hell of a ride.”

mookieproof, Friday, 2 November 2018 21:55 (six years ago)

the Blockwan has found a home

|Restore| |Restart| |Quit| (Doctor Casino), Friday, 2 November 2018 22:00 (six years ago)

buying land in the nevada desert, where summertime temperatures will soon regularly hit 120 degrees, is definitely the kind of smart long-term thinking that bodes well for the success of this project

la bébé du nom-nom (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 2 November 2018 22:03 (six years ago)

Boring Burning Man!

DJI, Friday, 2 November 2018 22:11 (six years ago)

You laugh now but wait til this guy makes everyone laugh

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 2 November 2018 23:59 (six years ago)

worried about climate change? have no fear, y combinator are gonna fix it by uh flooding the deserts or some shit

Imagine flooding a desert half the size of the Sahara. Using 238 trillion gallons of desalinated ocean water to do the job. Creating millions of 1-acre-square micro-reservoirs to grow enough algae to gobble up all of Earth’s climate-changing carbon dioxide. For an encore: How about spreading the water and fertilizer (the dead algae) to grow a vast new forest of oxygen-producing trees?

A Silicon Valley venture capital firm, Y Combinator, unveiled the radical desert flooding plan as one of four “moonshot” scenarios that it hopes innovators will explore as potential remedies to catastrophic global warming.

But would it work? And should it even be tried?

With unlimited capital and political will — both far from given — experts said the scheme would stand a chance of reducing dangerous greenhouse gas levels. But while they generally believe the climate crisis has become severe enough to push even extreme options onto the table, the experts cautioned against interventions that might create as many problems as they solve.

We do not want to have this be purely profit driven,” said Greg Rau, a University of California, Santa Cruz climate scientist and part of the team that helped Y Combinator craft the request for proposals. “We are trying to benefit the planet, not just make money. So we need this kind of research and development first, but then oversight and governance over how any of this is deployed.”

hey it's probably not gonna work but let's at least make some cash

I hope your face & dick gets ripped off by chimapzai (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 12 November 2018 16:46 (six years ago)

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/ncna934551

I hope your face & dick gets ripped off by chimapzai (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 12 November 2018 16:47 (six years ago)

why are the "smartest" people in the room always so fucking stupid

Οὖτις, Monday, 12 November 2018 16:57 (six years ago)

this is my favourite part:

Y Combinator called filling 1.7 million acres of arid land with 2-meter-deep pools of water “the largest infrastructure project ever undertaken.” Just to pump ocean water inland and desalinate it would require an electrical grid far greater than the one Earth now devotes to all other uses.

tackling climate change by building a mammoth power grid which will draw power from uhh something something fill this part in later

I hope your face & dick gets ripped off by chimapzai (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 12 November 2018 17:03 (six years ago)

you can desalinate water using sunshine, no need for elec-trickery

koogs, Monday, 12 November 2018 18:04 (six years ago)

not so much the pumping, though

Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Tuesday, 13 November 2018 00:00 (six years ago)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Archimedes%27_screw

koogs, Tuesday, 13 November 2018 09:51 (six years ago)

how long do we have?

koogs, Tuesday, 13 November 2018 09:52 (six years ago)

With unlimited capital and political will — both far from given — experts said the scheme would stand a chance

niels, Tuesday, 13 November 2018 12:25 (six years ago)

Ohhhhh boy.

https://www.nytimes.com/2018/11/14/technology/facebook-data-russia-election-racism.html

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 14 November 2018 21:42 (six years ago)

An internal survey found just 52% of employees were optimistic about Facebook’s future, down from 84% the year earlier. https://t.co/enkm61cndi

— Scott Galloway (@profgalloway) November 14, 2018

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 14 November 2018 22:14 (six years ago)

remember when people thought Facebook was going to be around forever and was an indispensable part of modern living

they'll be a shell of a company in 10 years, a zombie like Yahoo

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 14 November 2018 22:22 (six years ago)

Unlike yahoo some of their acquisitions might be worth something for longer, The Facebook itself is probably already in decline

I have measured out my life in coffee shop loyalty cards (silby), Wednesday, 14 November 2018 22:24 (six years ago)

this is kind of it really:

which is easier to quit?

— one-time pad (@adrjeffries) November 14, 2018

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 14 November 2018 22:29 (six years ago)

I quit Facebook something like 9 or 10 years ago with one relapse after I graduated college and was lonely; it was easy

I have measured out my life in coffee shop loyalty cards (silby), Wednesday, 14 November 2018 22:32 (six years ago)

Amazon…I have one more video game preorder from them coming but I'm mostly done ordering stuff from there otherwise. Obviously AWS is the dominant cloud computing provider and we're all constantly using Amazon in that respect.

Of course this only means I'm going to end up ordering home goods from like Bed Bath and Beyond or Target which probably isn't "better" on any axis

I have measured out my life in coffee shop loyalty cards (silby), Wednesday, 14 November 2018 22:34 (six years ago)

I don't really get anything I need from Amazon. I pretty much only use it to purchase random books I'd like to own

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 14 November 2018 22:48 (six years ago)

we do use it for birthday/gift lists for the families, so that's a helpful thing that I couldn't easily replace

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 14 November 2018 22:51 (six years ago)

i wonder about like

facebook collapses, twitter becomes a ghost town

they were both so rapidly interwoven with us culture that their absence, at least from where i'm sitting right now, would feel like a gap

but i guess all i really mean is like 'they show tweets on the news' or 'facebook elected donald trump' and i suppose any next big thing could slot in there for 2028

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 14 November 2018 23:00 (six years ago)

A large part of my sustenance is tied to spinning up instances to AWS. I also buy a few things every couple weeks from Whole Foods.

I use the "memories" side bar feature of FB to delete content from my account every day, which is probably the most useful and enjoyable feature of FB I've ever used.

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Wednesday, 14 November 2018 23:04 (six years ago)

TV elected Kennedy iirc

xp

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 14 November 2018 23:04 (six years ago)

twitter is still great for real-time search, sadly

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Wednesday, 14 November 2018 23:05 (six years ago)

we can replace Twitter's role there with a website that's just "type here if something terrible is happening around you"

I have measured out my life in coffee shop loyalty cards (silby), Wednesday, 14 November 2018 23:10 (six years ago)

let us never forget the short rise and fall of bloopblorp

|Restore| |Restart| |Quit| (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 15 November 2018 00:48 (six years ago)

Neither Twitter nor Facebook is going anywhere imho, they have total network effect - Facebook was the first place where everyone you knew was on it, and it will serve as a way of keeping in touch with people and arranging gigs / parties for decades to come.

And Twitter is what they show on the news, and what elected the US president.

I mean, both of these are a corollary of "the vast majority of people don't give a shit about the stuff that extremely online people give a shit about"

Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 15 November 2018 01:17 (six years ago)

remember when people thought Facebook was going to be around forever and was an indispensable part of modern living

they'll be a shell of a company in 10 years, a zombie like Yahoo

― Οὖτις, Wednesday, November 14, 2018 5:22 PM (four hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

people's memories are on there

Trϵϵship, Thursday, 15 November 2018 02:25 (six years ago)

Neither Twitter nor Facebook is going anywhere

AOL still exists. Out there. Somewhere.

A is for (Aimless), Thursday, 15 November 2018 02:28 (six years ago)

It is called Verizon

for i, sock in enumerate (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 15 November 2018 02:36 (six years ago)

This thread is good

I spoke to @ColorOfChange’s director about Facebook’s reported use of an anti-Semetic smear campaign to undermine their activism. https://t.co/omMP9hhx9f

— Julia Carrie Wong (@juliacarriew) November 15, 2018



Especially this point

There’s something about this Soros story that feels significantly different than the usual Facebook scandal. Most recent negative Facebook stories are issues relating to challenges of scale and a tendency toward passivity.

— Julia Carrie Wong (@juliacarriew) November 15, 2018

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 15 November 2018 05:13 (six years ago)

most of what i hear about social media is through my co-workers

my spouse finally deactivated their facebook yesterday after spending months not interacting with anybody there and just reading. i guess that's some indication of how hard it is to let go. my boss was talking to me about an unpleasant argument with one of their relatives from the midwest on facebook. i think we have all this ideal of communication and exchange of ideas but there's this creeping realization that nobody is actually listening to each other. losing the pretexts people use to justify using facebook is an important step imo. the addiction is real but the good thing is the more people who quit the easier it becomes to quit, and i don't see facebook managing to reverse the process.

a lot of the youth seem to be gravitating toward instagram, which they think of as a superior alternative to facebook. the ignorance is depressing but i have yet to see the elder generation jumping on board.

twitter is good at getting talked about but in terms of actual usage i don't think it's gotten near the market share of facebook. it seems like everybody is on facebook, whereas twitter just has the loudest people. i do have some friends who insist there are viable uses for it, and of course folks here are tremendously fond of it, but i think it could sink more easily than facebook.

i continue to get most of my information from the feed on my android phone. mostly this is because i have spent several months telling it not to give me any information that isn't today's "nancy" and there's a sunk cost there. eventually something new will come along and it will probably turn out to be as bad as or worse than what we have now, i have no doubt. probably amazon will have something to do with it.

dub pilates (rushomancy), Thursday, 15 November 2018 14:46 (six years ago)

feel like twitter is only for the extremely online and facebook will be increasingly for the olds, like my aunt who still has an aol email address

fb will still have vast reach, but capitalism tends to frown on enterprises that can no longer grow

mookieproof, Thursday, 15 November 2018 15:59 (six years ago)

this is always worth a look: https://www.statista.com/statistics/272014/global-social-networks-ranked-by-number-of-users/

hard to see FB dying anytime soon when you also include Messenger, WhatsApp, and IG

rob, Thursday, 15 November 2018 17:19 (six years ago)

if that's accurate it's amazing to think of the inflated media importance Twitter carries over say Tik Tok

rob, Thursday, 15 November 2018 17:20 (six years ago)

i don't even know what tik tok is

marcos, Thursday, 15 November 2018 17:29 (six years ago)

yeah it's for the youth
https://www.theverge.com/2018/11/5/18009260/tiktok-musically-youtube-challenge-vine

rob, Thursday, 15 November 2018 17:33 (six years ago)

not surprisingly FB wants to devour them: https://techcrunch.com/2018/10/24/facebook-musically-competitor/

rob, Thursday, 15 November 2018 17:34 (six years ago)

what % of Tik Tok users are in China, would be my question

wayne trotsky (Simon H.), Thursday, 15 November 2018 17:39 (six years ago)

good point. I should have just pointed out that Twitter has almost the same number of users as Reddit

rob, Thursday, 15 November 2018 18:06 (six years ago)

this is the real danger for facebook imo

this sort of seems like a ... correct diagnosis, no? like a gresham's law of social networks, the less normal people trust facebook the crazier it will get? https://t.co/QCnPIuGrEb

— Matt Levine (@matt_levine) November 15, 2018

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 15 November 2018 20:29 (six years ago)

i haven't read the referenced article because i have twitter blocked on my computer, but i'm not sure gresham's law would apply here - facebook is far more centralized than a site like for instance twitter is, and for extremism to increase there facebook would have to be okay with making extremism their overt business model. i think its particular doom is more likely to look like aol, but hell i can't predict the future

dub pilates (rushomancy), Thursday, 15 November 2018 22:58 (six years ago)

I don’t think there is any evidence at all that Facebook is not ok with making extremism their business model

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 15 November 2018 23:26 (six years ago)

it's possible. i think there's going to be a fairly significant push for the new house to put them under significant scrutiny. we'll see how facebook manage that challenge - calling us all "anti-semites" will only get them so far, particularly if they're courting the daily stormer's audience at the same time.

dub pilates (rushomancy), Thursday, 15 November 2018 23:41 (six years ago)

what is a doom that looks more like aol? aol has failed in so many different ways over such a long time.

for i, sock in enumerate (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 15 November 2018 23:46 (six years ago)

a history of aol's acquisitions reads a bit like the golden state warrior's draft history before steph curry

for i, sock in enumerate (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 15 November 2018 23:53 (six years ago)

what is a doom that looks more like aol? aol has failed in so many different ways over such a long time.

― for i, sock in enumerate (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, November 15, 2018

AOL's failure is kind of like Yahoo!'s -- mostly just failure to admit you caught lightning in a bottle once and you're never ever going to do it again.

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Friday, 16 November 2018 06:40 (six years ago)

Er, Yahoo is the sixth most visited website.

Andrew Farrell, Friday, 16 November 2018 06:48 (six years ago)

How much of that is because they bought the default search engine slot in Firefox though?

koogs, Friday, 16 November 2018 07:50 (six years ago)

(oh, it's back to Google again now, but for a while they switched to Yahoo)

koogs, Friday, 16 November 2018 07:53 (six years ago)

Er, Yahoo is the sixth most visited website.


but they used to be #1 and it’s a long loooong way to fall (Yahoo is 10x behind Google in monthly traffic and NEVER COMING BACK)

they’re behind not-for-profit Wikipedia and user-generated Reddit

it’s a fine lifestyle business now, reliably turning cash into eyeballs. but not exactly a tech company, and fantasy football can only keep them at #6 for a couple more months

my point is, they’d be better off admitting to themselves they’re just a cash cow now instead of, y’know, trying to do things.

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Friday, 16 November 2018 08:29 (six years ago)

The thing I don’t get about this FB scandal is that I’ve literally never seen the effects of it? Like I’ve never seen anyone getting slammed by Soros conspiracy theorists for criticizing Facebook. Am I misunderstanding how this works?

crüt, Friday, 16 November 2018 13:41 (six years ago)

different filter bubble?

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Friday, 16 November 2018 13:48 (six years ago)

maybe it only happened on twitter

crüt, Friday, 16 November 2018 13:57 (six years ago)

the article's a bit vague about it, but I think those Soros theory articles were fed to conservative news sites (e.g., Breitbart)

rob, Friday, 16 November 2018 15:20 (six years ago)

it wasn't just one conspiracy theory angle, is the deal

it sounds like it was almost all seeded to right-wing sites like beetbort, but the point in that type of campaign isn't to create a compelling single narrative as to why facebook is a net good. it's to cast doubt on facebook critics from as many angles as possible so there's no consensus or allied front that would push for a boycott or punitive legislation. you just want to make anyone who criticizes facebook seem like a crackpot

mh, Friday, 16 November 2018 16:00 (six years ago)

it sounds like it was almost all seeded to right-wing sites like beetbort, but the point in that type of campaign isn't to create a compelling single narrative as to why facebook is a net good. it's to cast doubt on facebook critics from as many angles as possible so there's no consensus or allied front that would push for a boycott or punitive legislation. you just want to make anyone who criticizes facebook seem like a crackpot

― mh

i'm not sure they're doing a very good job of this tbh

dub pilates (rushomancy), Friday, 16 November 2018 16:49 (six years ago)

the big problem is that there are still a lot of people using facebook and _none of them like it_

dub pilates (rushomancy), Friday, 16 November 2018 16:50 (six years ago)

or maybe _some of them don't like it_

for i, sock in enumerate (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 16 November 2018 17:17 (six years ago)

_NONE_

j., Friday, 16 November 2018 17:20 (six years ago)

even suckerberg seems to have lost his joie de vivre

j., Friday, 16 November 2018 17:20 (six years ago)

with his dumbass posts about his stupid wonderful discoveries of life or whatever

j., Friday, 16 November 2018 17:21 (six years ago)

never see those anymore

j., Friday, 16 November 2018 17:21 (six years ago)

facebook is a self-maintaining birthday calendar that allows me to be as lazy as possible about stupid shit like birthdays. for this, i am eternally grateful.

for i, sock in enumerate (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 16 November 2018 17:23 (six years ago)

At some point approx a decade ago I somehow exported the birthdays in FB to my computer's calendar, and I've had it activated ever since. Every now and then I drop someone with whom I have only fairly tenuous attachment a little birthday note - VIA EMAIL - and cackle to myself

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Friday, 16 November 2018 17:30 (six years ago)

they must think you are a birthday genius. i do.

for i, sock in enumerate (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 16 November 2018 17:33 (six years ago)

man even Facebook is running ads to say "let's all go back to the time when Facebook was fun"

don't really see companies that have to run ads like that having long term success

frogbs, Friday, 16 November 2018 17:43 (six years ago)

domino's is certainly almost bankrupt after using a similar marketing maneuver

for i, sock in enumerate (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 16 November 2018 17:46 (six years ago)

coming soon: commercials where people on the street are asked to try a social network, they report that it's really fun and fresh, and then are shocked and amazed to be told they've been using facebook!!

|Restore| |Restart| |Quit| (Doctor Casino), Friday, 16 November 2018 17:49 (six years ago)

the Dominos thing was "we've always sucked" which is a bit different though similar I must admit

frogbs, Friday, 16 November 2018 17:52 (six years ago)

when I sign on to facebook, I want to see a little ticker that says "craig is preparing your facebook feed" below a progress bar.

for i, sock in enumerate (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 16 November 2018 17:56 (six years ago)

facebook finally gave me the motivation i needed to start actively ignoring the birthdays of everybody i know, i guess i'm grateful to it for that

dub pilates (rushomancy), Friday, 16 November 2018 18:10 (six years ago)

or maybe _some of them don't like it_

― for i, sock in enumerate (Sufjan Grafton)

sure, i'm sure there are people who think comcast is the bee's knees, too. are we really heading for a world where no lazy overgeneralizations are permissible at all? i guess i can't complain too much about that.

dub pilates (rushomancy), Friday, 16 November 2018 18:12 (six years ago)

facebook should produce a movie that is "A Christmas Carol" but for birthdays

for i, sock in enumerate (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 16 November 2018 18:13 (six years ago)

or they should acquire some of the most valuable birthdays out there. turn around facebook by turning around birthdays.

for i, sock in enumerate (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 16 November 2018 18:15 (six years ago)

one month passes...

jesus fucking christ

When signage for Doggy Style began popping up in San Francisco’s Noe Valley neighborhood last month, it was accompanied with the usual grumbling and eye-rolling about the city’s nouveau riche.

After all, a private members-only doggy daycare offering an “innovative dog experience” for up to $1,500 a month in a city in the midst of a humanitarian crisis over homelessness smacks of a well-groomed French bulldog yipping: “Let them eat kibble.”

Noe Valley SF, a hyperlocal blog, decried the Doggy Style co-owner Rachel Swann for “bringing ridicule” to the neighborhood, while comments on an SFGate article about the business ranged from scoffing at “people with too much time and money” to the vaguely threatening: “When the Bolsheviks are looking for the first people to shoot, club members will be at the top of the list.”

While critics were quick to lambast Doggy Style’s prices as exorbitant, its pricing is actually in line with other doggy daycare in San Francisco. High-end daytime dog care is a thriving and competitive market in a city fueled by tech wealth and disposable income.

When Doggy Style launches this month, it will be one of at least a dozen businesses that specifically offer “playcare” during work hours within the city’s 47 square miles.

Mr Muggles, located in the Mission District, offers monthly passes for unlimited daycare, Monday through Friday, for $600. A half-mile north, a monthly unlimited membership costs $630 at Wag Hotel, but with an added monthly valet service, the price can go up to $929 a month. At Tefani and So Dogcare in the South of Market neighborhood, an unlimited monthly pass costs $849, while at Bark Avenue Doggy Daycare in Mission Bay, a rate of $80 a day can bring costs up to $1,600 a month.

And at those prices, Fido is not just getting left outside in a doghouse. Some daycares have webcams set up for their owners to check in on their pups. Others provide daily photos and report cards, as well as neighborhood group walks on top of all-day play. K9 Playtime, located in the South of Market and South Beach neighborhoods, has “waterfalls and ponds” installed in its doggy play areas “with re-circulating filtered drinking water so your dog is well hydrated throughout their day with fresh, clean water”.

(...)

“We just struggled for years to balance the work life and the dog lifestyle,” Silva said.

Opening Doggy Style “is solving our own problem”, he said.

The high cost of dog care was another of the reasons motivating Silva and Swann to open Doggy Style, they say. Between the two of them, they have seven dogs.

“I was previously paying $75 to $85 a day,” Silva said. “People don’t realize how expensive it is to have a dog in this city.”

tacticool spank bank material (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 8 January 2019 16:00 (six years ago)

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2019/jan/08/dog-daycare-san-francisco-doggy-style

tacticool spank bank material (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 8 January 2019 16:00 (six years ago)

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

j., Tuesday, 8 January 2019 16:03 (six years ago)

meh. coming to you live from the bay area imho this isn't even close to all caps jfc

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Tuesday, 8 January 2019 16:06 (six years ago)

i can't stop turning the phrase 'innovative dog experience' over and over in my mind

tacticool spank bank material (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 8 January 2019 16:09 (six years ago)

a city in the midst of a humanitarian crisis over homelessness
“I’m sure the dogs don’t complain and that’s the most important thing.”
a city in the midst of a humanitarian crisis over homelessness
“I’m sure the dogs don’t complain and that’s the most important thing.”

jmm, Tuesday, 8 January 2019 16:13 (six years ago)

if this is the same company called doggy style in philly they're just a conventional pet store supply place with normal prices the worst thing about them is their name

Mordy, Tuesday, 8 January 2019 16:15 (six years ago)

not gonna google variations on the phrase 'doggy style' to find out while i'm at work, that's for sure

tacticool spank bank material (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 8 January 2019 16:17 (six years ago)

acc to their website they have locations in philly, deleware and san diego

Mordy, Tuesday, 8 January 2019 16:17 (six years ago)

dela

Mordy, Tuesday, 8 January 2019 16:18 (six years ago)

looks like a different company: https://www.doggystylesf.com/

I'm sure they'd be willing to sell you dog food too

mh, Tuesday, 8 January 2019 16:29 (six years ago)

amazing that not one but two pet related companies would have the terrible idea of calling themselves doggy style

Mordy, Tuesday, 8 January 2019 16:38 (six years ago)

It looks like there are many.

This fancy San Francisco company had the same terrible name idea as dozens of local groomers.

jmm, Tuesday, 8 January 2019 16:48 (six years ago)

Noe Valley is a ridiculous neighborhood so this sounds about right

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 8 January 2019 19:13 (six years ago)

I think that place is right by the "concierge" healthcare provider.

DJI, Tuesday, 8 January 2019 19:20 (six years ago)

not sure of the specifics of that one, but concierge healthcare is pretty normal these days. I pay a small annual fee to belong to One Medical which gives me better support and services than any prior primary care physicians I've ever had.

dan selzer, Tuesday, 8 January 2019 19:34 (six years ago)

what does that mean, concierge, like you call them and they go out and get you a kidney

j., Tuesday, 8 January 2019 19:54 (six years ago)

presumably from a poor person

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 8 January 2019 19:56 (six years ago)

harvested fresh and 100% hand-cut organic artisinal organs

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 8 January 2019 19:57 (six years ago)

concierge medical normally means something like a subscription service to a GP and you can call and get seen immediately

Mordy, Tuesday, 8 January 2019 19:59 (six years ago)

Sounds great, and also evil! See: Private Schools.

DJI, Tuesday, 8 January 2019 21:27 (six years ago)

c’mon yanks get one (1) national health service ffs

tacticool spank bank material (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 8 January 2019 21:39 (six years ago)

oh so it's like going to the doctor was when i was a kid, only fancy

j., Tuesday, 8 January 2019 21:58 (six years ago)

don't mean to be all like captain-save-a-greedy-dr. but I pay an extra 300/yr to go from a pcp who didn't have a computer to join a company where I can text them and send them photos of my rashes and visit any number of their locations in multiple cities and other such conveniences. It sucks that everyone can't have it so good, but it's worth it for my family.

dan selzer, Tuesday, 8 January 2019 22:04 (six years ago)

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/contractors-holiday-party-employee-benefits_n_5c2c335ae4b0407e9085e368

Tech work sucks

Glower, Disruption & Pies (kingfish), Wednesday, 9 January 2019 03:48 (six years ago)

That is pretty weird to me, I'm used to contractors losing the usual social and workplace benefits (time off, sick days), but counter balanced by being paid considerably more than the employees.

Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 9 January 2019 08:45 (six years ago)

alexa, play the world's smallest violin...

koogs, Wednesday, 9 January 2019 09:25 (six years ago)

actually, a lot of the testers here are contractors, but not massively overpaid (maybe even paid less than the other technical staff). but we do treat them like normal human beings, at least as far as invites to things go. not that there are any 'flashy perks' like google.

koogs, Wednesday, 9 January 2019 09:32 (six years ago)

Contractors are seemingly paid more because they’re not getting benefits. Generally their hourly fee, if multiplies out by the year, SEEMS like they’re making so much more money but minus the benefits it’s supposed to be the same and is often worse.

A typical scenario in my history would be to make like 50 or 60 an hour, which if you work 40 hr a week come out to over 100k, and then get offered a salary of 60 or 70k a year if they want to convert you to full time. I think the standard is something like 30% more if you freelance.

Of course that assumes you work everyday and never get sick or take a vacation or leave work early to visit a doctor. And you’re paying considerably more for healthcare. Before going fulltime I was looking at paying over 500/mo for mediocre healthcare for myself. Now I pay 400 for a good healthcare for a family of three.

And if you are working 40 hours a week as a contractor, odds are you and you’re employers are breaking independent contractor 1099 laws and that’s a whole other thing.

dan selzer, Wednesday, 9 January 2019 14:27 (six years ago)

there need to be some serious public interest articles on how image recognition “ai” works in practice

I had a few misconceptions, even as a software developer and after doing a couple workshops my perception of the whole thing shifted. Any company that has tech that seems to be getting incrementally better is using your data to get better. Because terms of service are vague and public perception is low

The Ring doorbell/camera articles this week made me think of this, but it’s been on my mind. any image recognition thing at this point is trained — meaning the dumb captcha images on the web, or stock photos of a thousand garbage trucks, or a comapny’s pictures of its products

it’s literally just “smash image data into component parts” and then comparing those parts to what is known. a car is some curves and reflectivity, maybe motion, that match up with things that have been tagged as “cars”. and it’s more abstract than that!

mh, Friday, 11 January 2019 04:04 (six years ago)

Have you seen the dog / trombone example? They trained an AI to recognize dogs and a few other things and then changed just enough pixels to flip one picture from being seen as a dog to being seen as a trombone.

Other examples:
https://www.theregister.co.uk/2017/10/30/fool_ai_image_classifier_by_changing_single_pixel/

koogs, Friday, 11 January 2019 04:13 (six years ago)

Late to the Theranos story - just finished Bad Blood which is great but I want to see/know more!
What on earth were all those people who worked there actually doing? It sounds like literally nothing was invented, innovated, no new research, just janky combinations of robot arms messing up blood samples.

kinder, Thursday, 24 January 2019 21:58 (six years ago)

That one-pixel-change magic is seriously weird and also funny, but it really brings home that these algorithms simultaneously work on some quite alien level to human understanding, but not because they're smart, just a multi-dimensional numerical soup where you change one number by 0.01 and suddenly the main coefficient wipes out all the other dimensions

for a more mundane angle on the same thing, I like this article
http://rocknrollnerd.github.io/ml/2015/05/27/leopard-sofa.html

(sorry kinder, I don't know, hope someone else will answer! I did read a good article on Theranos a while back but I haven't read Bad Blood so I'm p. sure nothing in it would be new to you)

a passing spacecadet, Thursday, 24 January 2019 22:14 (six years ago)

I enjoyed that blog and then oh god the comments

kinder, Thursday, 24 January 2019 22:28 (six years ago)

i think something underplayed in bad blood is how much of what they did was just expected behavior from a startup. also underplayed -- mattis leaping from one blustering charlatan to the next.

Philip Nunez, Thursday, 24 January 2019 22:33 (six years ago)

That one-pixel-change thing is also reminiscent of this: https://www.theverge.com/2016/11/3/13507542/facial-recognition-glasses-trick-impersonate-fool

Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Friday, 25 January 2019 04:20 (six years ago)

there's a william gibson book (zero history) where he postulates that there's a pattern (the world's ugliest t-shirt) that all the world's image recognition software is programmed to ignore, rendering you invisible to cctv, the same way photocopiers won't copy bank notes because of a five dot pattern.

towards the bottom, here: http://jesse-pearson.com/interviews/william-gibson/

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/EURion_constellation

(maybe this is something for the algorithms thread)

koogs, Friday, 25 January 2019 10:13 (six years ago)

I dunno how mad to be about sponsoring without due diligence (or maybe it passed all the due diligence checks), but those quotes from the speaker, what the hell

https://www.motherjones.com/politics/2019/01/google-facebook-and-microsoft-sponsored-a-conference-that-promoted-climate-change-denial/

a passing spacecadet, Friday, 25 January 2019 22:54 (six years ago)

i'm shocked. shocked!

https://arstechnica.com/science/2019/01/bezos-health-venture-has-no-name-yet-but-is-already-embroiled-in-litigation/

The Elvis of Nationalism and Amoral Patriotism (rushomancy), Saturday, 26 January 2019 15:37 (six years ago)

should I start a standalone Theranos/Holmes thread? seems like we might have enough material now that there's the book and upcoming documentary

mh, Monday, 28 January 2019 15:52 (six years ago)

as much as i love lolling at the shamelessness and incompetence of theranos' scam and plan to continue to do so as much as possible in the future, i do kinda prefer the idea of making this a megathread of roffles at the expense of silicon valley disruption assholes

maxwell’s silver hang suite (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 28 January 2019 16:13 (six years ago)

(i didn't realise there was a theranos doc on the way btw, i am psyched)

maxwell’s silver hang suite (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 28 January 2019 16:14 (six years ago)

tbf theranos was only SV-like and not really SV in practice

elizabeth holmes, on the other hand, is an otherwordly golem manufactured from SV soil

mh, Monday, 28 January 2019 16:23 (six years ago)

fair

feel free to start a thread ofc, i'm not gonna turn down an opportunity to dunk on theranos across multiple places on ilx

maxwell’s silver hang suite (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 28 January 2019 16:25 (six years ago)

maybe I'll wait for the doc

recommending the book again, though. it's just so ridiculous

mh, Monday, 28 January 2019 16:36 (six years ago)

oh it's a pageturner alright - watching holmes and her partner paint themselves into an ever-tighter corner is great, but reading about the corporate rubes who were terrified of missing out on the next big thing despite it being obviously fucked from the start is even better imo

maxwell’s silver hang suite (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 28 January 2019 16:40 (six years ago)

like, so much for the myth of the omnicompetence of corporate decisionmakers

maxwell’s silver hang suite (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 28 January 2019 16:40 (six years ago)

that sunny guy seems like a motherfucker with some dark secrets

mh, Monday, 28 January 2019 16:42 (six years ago)

Yeah even more so than Holmes herself, who seems like a straight-ahead con artist out for money, power, and fame.

Norm’s Superego (silby), Monday, 28 January 2019 17:35 (six years ago)

start a thread! I'm fascinated by the machinations of all of it.

kinder, Monday, 28 January 2019 18:47 (six years ago)

See also this new podcast about the Theranos con: http://abcradio.com/podcasts/the-dropout/

Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Monday, 28 January 2019 23:45 (six years ago)

are there any interesting bets on who the current theranoses are?

Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 29 January 2019 00:27 (six years ago)

wework

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 29 January 2019 16:29 (six years ago)

i mean any businesses applying a startup #growth mindset to medical technology is prima facie a concern, but i can't think of anyone operating on a theranos scale in that sector. maybe ubiome? they just fired 50 people https://www.cnbc.com/2019/01/22/ubiome-job-cuts-more-than-50.html.

but wework seems like a ponzi scheme.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 29 January 2019 16:32 (six years ago)

the core concept of wework isn't absurd and it seems like there's gotta be a way to make the business model work. I think the question is if their ridiculous overexpansion / stupid side projects are gonna make the reasonable part of their business completely impossible to sustain even if they shutter half of them and raised prices. (and I think the answer is yeah probably.)

iatee, Tuesday, 29 January 2019 16:46 (six years ago)

I'm amazed by how many coworking spaces exist in my small city tbh

mh, Tuesday, 29 January 2019 16:48 (six years ago)

the premise of coworking spaces is sound. i'm talking about wework's financial structure in particular.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 29 January 2019 17:05 (six years ago)

is it... like of like a three-dimensional triangle, perhaps one commonly with four sides?

mh, Tuesday, 29 January 2019 17:07 (six years ago)

the guy next to us on this flight straight up brought a plain dodecahedron as his personal item pic.twitter.com/ZjWuwkpwsj

— kimmy (@ka_waltz) June 8, 2017

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 29 January 2019 17:11 (six years ago)

ffs that's an icosahedron.

large bananas pregnant (ledge), Tuesday, 29 January 2019 17:25 (six years ago)

is this the thread where we talk about Munchery?

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Wednesday, 30 January 2019 02:15 (six years ago)

Please do.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 30 January 2019 02:15 (six years ago)

if only I had a local munchery

mh, Wednesday, 30 January 2019 02:59 (six years ago)

I’m having trouble articulating just how deeply angry this one makes me. Partly bc the entire category has always been bullshit, partly bc of a VC culture that dismisses skepticism as a character flaw, partly bc jesus fkn christ the specific managers flying this particular zeppelin knew what was coming way in advance.

I’m sure there’s a bridge loan that didn’t come through or whatever and steady as she goes and blah blah blah but leaving employees and vendors holding the bag while setting 150 million dollars on fire... I hope none of these people ever work again, and I guess I’m also furious bc they’ll just fail upwards.

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Wednesday, 30 January 2019 05:57 (six years ago)

yeah fuuuuuuuuck those assholes. i would contribute to a gofundme to pay off these businesses, would go gangbusters in "fuck those assholes" circles i bet.

|Restore| |Restart| |Quit| (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 30 January 2019 13:20 (six years ago)

following this clusterfuck live:
https://techcrunch.com/2019/01/29/facebook-project-atlas/

tl;dr version: facebook was using a VPN company they bought as a way to figure out what people do, by watching all of their traffic. apple dumped their app, so they've been pretending it's something called "facebook research" and paying people to install it manually.

shit got real earlier today when apple invalidated their app-signing certificate. a no-brainer, considering they're supposed to be only used for companies to have in-house apps that aren't publicly available, or for internal testing.

it turns out the geniuses at facebook had exactly one enterprise account, and now none of their internal company apps, including one they use for transportation (?) are working at all

mh, Wednesday, 30 January 2019 19:20 (six years ago)

story on that latter point

https://www.theverge.com/2019/1/30/18203551/apple-facebook-blocked-internal-ios-apps

Norm’s Superego (silby), Wednesday, 30 January 2019 19:32 (six years ago)

love imagining thousands of software devs milling around not knowing how to get lunch

Norm’s Superego (silby), Wednesday, 30 January 2019 19:32 (six years ago)

aw yeah this is extremely my shit

maxwell’s silver hang suite (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 30 January 2019 19:38 (six years ago)

using their enterprise cert... I don't even know what the fuck they were thinking. it's just a dumbass move of epic proportions

mh, Wednesday, 30 January 2019 19:46 (six years ago)

this is an unusually good scoop from fundamentally unserious fool josh constine

https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/1003329836574654464/pDmyoRm9_400x400.jpg

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 30 January 2019 19:49 (six years ago)

that’s... a lot of looks

maxwell’s silver hang suite (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 30 January 2019 20:07 (six years ago)

caek otm, I was in awe that he did some decent reporting without sounding like he was firmly wedged up the ass of a new startup that sells electric propeller hats

mh, Wednesday, 30 January 2019 20:16 (six years ago)

ou sont les biddles d'antan

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Wednesday, 30 January 2019 20:19 (six years ago)

After we asked Google whether its app violated Apple policy, Google announced it will remove Screenwise Meter from Apple’s Enterprise Certificate program and disable it on iOS devices.

oh shit guys they saw us, run!

mh, Thursday, 31 January 2019 01:40 (six years ago)

https://undark.org/article/junk-science-or-real-thing-inference/


Several articles on the site argued against the theory of evolution, for example, and at least one dismissed the overwhelming scientific consensus on global warming. Later, through tax documents and interviews, I would learn that all of Inference’s funding came from a surprising source: Peter Thiel. Since Inference’s start, Thiel, a prominent Silicon Valley venture capitalist, has donated at least $1.7 million to the outlet.

Peter Thiel has been funding a junk science publication that whitewashes their bad takes on evolution and global warming by paying legit scientists and writers to contribute real content

mh, Friday, 1 February 2019 18:23 (six years ago)

oh yeah, and apparently it's likely run by an intelligent design dude

mh, Friday, 1 February 2019 18:24 (six years ago)

Oh, Peter! Peter! Peter! What are we going to do with you?

A is for (Aimless), Friday, 1 February 2019 18:42 (six years ago)

Thank you for all of the love and support you have shown us over the years, for sharing us with your friends and family, and for including us in your special life moments.

ewwwwww gross

sarahell, Friday, 1 February 2019 23:44 (six years ago)

this is like crossover w/the Innocent Smoothies thread ...

sarahell, Friday, 1 February 2019 23:49 (six years ago)

i'm more surprised at this point when something evil _isn't_ being funded by peter thiel

The Elvis of Nationalism and Amoral Patriotism (rushomancy), Saturday, 2 February 2019 00:54 (six years ago)

https://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2019/02/youtube-doesnt-like-dislike-mobs-will-try-to-prevent-dislike-button-abuse/

so youtube was fine with mobs brigading the dislike button until mobs brigade-disliked _their_ video

The Elvis of Nationalism and Amoral Patriotism (rushomancy), Monday, 4 February 2019 15:00 (six years ago)

*white supremacists and misognyists garner millions of views, flood youtube recommendations with rightwing content*

youtube: i sleep

*users mass-downvote youtube's own video*

youtube: REAL SHIT

Calgary customer Elvis Cavalic (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 4 February 2019 15:05 (six years ago)

I guess vertical integration has its upsides

rob, Monday, 4 February 2019 15:59 (six years ago)

our CSA just posted this screed, I tend to agree:

If you live in the SF Bay Area, you have probably heard the news about the prepared-meal delivery company Munchery, who shut their doors and their bank accounts recently without paying their vendors or employees. I'm sorry for anyone affected by this incident.

Many TFF subscribers have already read my opinions about venture capital-funded start ups that promise to "shake up" the food business. They offer things that existing business owners know are simply too good to be true: Extensive freebies and free delivery along with dubious claims that all their ingredients are locally sourced from organic and sustainable farms. And they all claim to do this in the interest of "revolutionizing the food system". But their only real goal is to make themselves wealthy if and when Wall Street takes them public in an IPO.

There are numerous problems with this model. The first is the idea that food should be cheaper than it already is, and technology can make this happen. That is simply untrue. The profit margin in the farming and food businesses is low; there is literally no fat to be removed. And nothing that companies like Blue Apron or Munchery did fundamentally changed those economics. The founders who ran these companies were either naive, ill-informed, or simply lying. And as stories from inside these businesses start to leak out, it is clear they were also poor and inexperienced managers.

Second, food is a mature market with a relatively fixed demand. Munchery and the others have not created new products, but rather taken market share from existing restaurants, supermarkets and other companies. Their only advantage was the free money from venture capital. Other businesses could not afford to spend more than they make in order to compete. Thus, the VC-backed startup model in this instance was not "disruptive". It was profoundly anti-competitive.

Third, the companies they were competing against are better run. Lots of people can run an unprofitable business if they have an endless source of someone else's money. Established business owners are the ones who have figured out how to be sustainably profitable. And yet these were the businesses that Munchery and the others were impacting or eliminating.

Fourth, Venture Capitalists are not held accountable. Sure, VCs are putting their money at risk when they finance companies like Munchery. But that risk should not be limited to the funds they have already invested. Munchery shut down without paying its employees or vendors, and it's unlikely many of the creditors will get much out of their bankruptcy. The VC firms that retain an ownership stake in a startup should be legally required to make good on all the company's debts when it fails. This would raise the bar on what type of companies venture capitalists fund, forcing them to spend more time evaluating the viability of startups and ensuring that they retain enough funds to pay their debts if and when they shut down.

In the end, the business model of Munchery, Blue Apron and so many others in the sector had only one real goal: to take business from thousands of small businesses and outsource limited profits to Wall Street. It was a terrible idea all around, and certainly not good for our economy or society as a whole.

I have sent a letter to my state Assemblywoman asking her to look into legislation requiring VCs to cover the debts of the companies they fund. I believe it is in the interest of the state of California to more strongly discourage VCs from funding companies that they do not have absolute confidence in. Small businesses in this economy need all the protection they can get, and face numerous layers of regulation that raise their costs and lower their profits. Wealthy Venture Capitalists should be subject to regulation and oversight that is just as strong, or stronger.

legislative fanboy halfwit (Οὖτις), Wednesday, 6 February 2019 19:00 (six years ago)

sounds about right

I have only experienced my friends' experience with Blue Apron and I don't think the proposition is cheaper food, though. It's very much about packaging the exact ingredients and proportions and you're paying them a pretty big premium for the planning, packaging, and delivery. The market among my peers is more of the "I don't know what to make, the family gets mac and cheese again" crowd.

mh, Wednesday, 6 February 2019 19:06 (six years ago)

I have absolutely no doubt they squeeze the suppliers and underpay their employees, though

mh, Wednesday, 6 February 2019 19:07 (six years ago)

is Blue Apron a recipe/ingredients delivery service? there are a couple here trying to take off.

kinder, Wednesday, 6 February 2019 19:09 (six years ago)

yeah, they ship you a box with the meat/vegetables/sauce ingredients and a recipe card in a box. I think they recommend you have a small set of things they don't include (salt and pepper, mostly) but there are even little individual portions of herbs and tiny bottles of red wine vinegar

mh, Wednesday, 6 February 2019 19:11 (six years ago)

I just kinda hate this manbaby economy of "I don't know how to do anything and I don't want to go anywhere, can a robot just deliver it for me plz"

just learn to fucking buy food and cook already, these are literally some of the most basic human activities ever

legislative fanboy halfwit (Οὖτις), Wednesday, 6 February 2019 19:12 (six years ago)

a neighbor once gave us a blue apron delivery they didn't need and yeah that is the deal

it was ridiculous

xp

legislative fanboy halfwit (Οὖτις), Wednesday, 6 February 2019 19:13 (six years ago)

those services make me angry

( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 6 February 2019 19:14 (six years ago)

I feel like grocery store mismanagement/consolidation has killed part of the ability to effectively shop in my area. Stores are either too large because they include eight different hot food counters and have banks and a starbucks built in, or they have bad produce suppliers and it's a crapshoot whether things will be any good. Target's grocery area is about as useful as the local grocery store, and it still feels like a grafted-on appendage

It's not as bad as I'm making it out to be, but when the store proportions and selection are more reasonable at the sole Whole Foods store, with all the baggage that comes with, things aren't doing great in grocery world.

I guess the best disruption strategy right now would be: reasonably-sized neighborhood grocery store

mh, Wednesday, 6 February 2019 19:19 (six years ago)

Trader Joe’s?

Mordy, Wednesday, 6 February 2019 19:20 (six years ago)

There is one Trader Joe's in a suburb that I visit when I go to Costco and run errands every few weeks. It's 9 miles from my house.

mh, Wednesday, 6 February 2019 19:22 (six years ago)

support your local co-op

legislative fanboy halfwit (Οὖτις), Wednesday, 6 February 2019 19:23 (six years ago)

TJ's produce is of questionable quality and limited selection.

A is for (Aimless), Wednesday, 6 February 2019 19:26 (six years ago)

I only go to TJs for meat and random specialty stuff my kids like (herb popcorn! or whatever the fuck)

but tbh what really galls me about these services that are based *in the Bay Area* is that we live in the total opposite of a food desert. It is probably easier here than anywhere else in the country to get great, local, sustainable produce

legislative fanboy halfwit (Οὖτις), Wednesday, 6 February 2019 19:28 (six years ago)

"I don't know what to make, the family gets mac and cheese again"

this is a strong family

j., Wednesday, 6 February 2019 19:57 (six years ago)

I think blue apron is a good substitute for cooking classes and a reasonable way to "just learn to fucking buy food and cook already". Most younger people need to overcome the urge to say fuck it and get $7 take out that'd be approximately 1000x better than anything they can make themselves (Treesh thread). Groceries are expensive, and that little bottle of red wine vinegar might make sense for a person starting out, uncertain if they want or need a full sized bottle (especially if it's sherry vinegar, I mean fuck). I agree that a blue apron type package is not a sustainable way to eat your home cooked meals over a long period of time, which is probably what it needed to be for the stock to not tank.

the real indie runs (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 6 February 2019 21:31 (six years ago)

I think that's a reasonable take

the local grocery chain, which is pretty good outside of my smaller/oddly-stocked store offers things like pre-ordering with curbside pickup, meal boxes, and other services now and it makes sense in that format

having a big cardboard box with cold packs in it shoved on your doorstop, less so. really we just need to start a service that has straighforward recipes to choose from (or a few that are selected for you based on preferences) that are handed to you when you pull up at the grocery store

was going to say a partnership with someone who had a cookbook like mark bittman's simple one would be ideal, and wouldn't you know, nytimes already made a page similar to the concept: https://cooking.nytimes.com/ourcooks/mark-bittman/my-recipes

mh, Wednesday, 6 February 2019 21:55 (six years ago)

another really irritating thing is how these companies act like grocery delivery is some sort of groundbreaking concept, and not something that, y'know, grocery stores used to do all the time in the first half of the 20th century

legislative fanboy halfwit (Οὖτις), Wednesday, 6 February 2019 21:59 (six years ago)

there are so many start-ups that are providing services that fell by the wayside as stores stopped offering them or creating a level of convenience that existed when stores weren't huge and were more local

so I get why some of them seem like a great idea, but we did it to ourselves

mh, Wednesday, 6 February 2019 22:01 (six years ago)

There tends to be a lot of magical thinking about the ability of apps to transcend or alter certain physical and economic realities.

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Wednesday, 6 February 2019 22:07 (six years ago)

I just kinda hate this manbaby economy of "I don't know how to do anything and I don't want to go anywhere, can a robot just deliver it for me plz"

just learn to fucking buy food and cook already, these are literally some of the most basic human activities ever

― legislative fanboy halfwit (Οὖτις), Wednesday, February 6, 2019 2:12 PM (two hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

The funniest thing about this sort of thinking is that it's very much the blindered mentality of silicon valley workers projecting their own lifestyle onto the rest of the country. *I* don't like going to the grocery store or have time to do it and would rather pay 30% markup to have drones bring me my groceries, so it must be that everyone feels the same way.

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Wednesday, 6 February 2019 22:09 (six years ago)

lol yeah. honestly I really like going to our local grocery co-op, the people there know me and my family, the selection's awesome, there's cheese samples...

legislative fanboy halfwit (Οὖτις), Wednesday, 6 February 2019 22:15 (six years ago)

A couple of times lately I've used instacart to do my costco shopping, but even there (1) I prefer to go in person (esp to see the produce), (2) the markup is insane, and (3) they randomly don't have certain items. I assume they try to lower their own costs by treating the instacart shopper like an uber driver and making them an independent contractor who pays his own expenses, but you still have to pay them enough to make it worth their while to spend the time going to costco, shopping, and delivering, plus maintaining their own vehicle, paying for parking at the costco, etc., and then you have to somehow deliver profit on top of that. I just don't get how the model can work. They claim to be profitable but I'm guessing we'll see a different story once an IPO forces them to start reporting financials.

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Wednesday, 6 February 2019 22:34 (six years ago)

And Blue Apron I REALLY never got -- you pay not much less than takeout cost per meal and do the labor yourself.

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Wednesday, 6 February 2019 22:35 (six years ago)

I've been using Instacart lately, due to a health thing I'm dealing with (nothing major, but basically I was told not to carry anything heavy for a while, and since I was regularly shopping at Bi-Rite in the Mission and walking home, thus the switch). Since I'm using it specifically for Bi-Rite I'm at least supporting the same place, and pretty much I tip the driver at 20% in cash, though I would rather just wander in as I can -- it's not on my direct route to and from work, though, so there's that. On the bright side I still hit up the Ferry Building farmer's market every Saturday and get further groceries there that aren't too much to deal with, and I always see my regulars when I go.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 6 February 2019 22:56 (six years ago)

yelling “learn to cook” at programmers is truly the yelling “learn to code” at people who lost their jobs but have life skills

lol just kidding

mh, Wednesday, 6 February 2019 23:49 (six years ago)

i've done cooking and coding

coding is harder, if you fuck up cooking you just get food that doesn't taste as good as it could instead of inscrutable debugger messages

The Elvis of Nationalism and Amoral Patriotism (rushomancy), Thursday, 7 February 2019 01:21 (six years ago)

I can see the attraction of recipe packages especially if you don't have easy access to big supermarkets or good/healthy takeaway food, as it saves you spending eg 80p on some herbs you might use quarter of a packet of, £1 on a whole cabbage (my fridge is often full of expiring half-cabbages for some reason), bottles of stuff you might not use again, just for one dish. I've nearly been tempted to try but don't like the idea of all the packaging, set portion sizes (I often make a little extra for my small kids) and not being able to choose the produce.

I cook from scratch nearly every day and when you've got a baby waking up crying every 15 mins when you're trying to prep veg and wondering where the rice wine vinegar is and need to wash up all the knives/ pans etc from lunch before you can even start... It gets a bit tedious. But that's when I would skip to the frozen meals (hooray for Cook) rather than recipe packs.

kinder, Thursday, 7 February 2019 13:37 (six years ago)

also is it normal for these companies to get promoted by reps going door to door? there are two of these recipe services that seemed to appear at the same time and were all over my Facebook, Twitter etc. one of them came to my door to try and sign me up. As did a flower subscription service.

kinder, Thursday, 7 February 2019 13:46 (six years ago)

everybody's talking about ingredients delivery services when the article says "prepared-meal delivery company Munchery". which makes it sound more like meals on wheels.

koogs, Thursday, 7 February 2019 14:11 (six years ago)

it looks like Munchery preps it for you and you just heat it back up

the terminology is hard to keep track of because Blue Apron seems more like a meal ingredient box, and Munchery sounds like a grubhub where the food arrives to you ready-to-reheat rather than possibly lukewarm

mh, Thursday, 7 February 2019 15:05 (six years ago)

I did use one of those meal-delivery services for a few weeks just to see if it would simplify life at all, especially with my job taking up more of my time/energy of late. Truthfully I would probably have kept doing it awhile longer if it hadn't been for the horrifically wasteful packaging. It's not bad to do for a short time if you're looking for new recipe ideas to reuse later but my lord the packaging! Also I was noticing a lot of the same ingredients getting reused a lot even in that short timespan

bhad bundy (Simon H.), Thursday, 7 February 2019 15:23 (six years ago)

in my experience Blue Apron's secret weapon is... rosemary. The faux-asian my friends have fed or given me was all run of the mill soy/teriyaki bland, but for pork chops or chicken they're showing bland midwesterners that it's possible to season things

mh, Thursday, 7 February 2019 15:29 (six years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Za_KilRD-do

YouTube_-_funy_cats.flv (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Thursday, 7 February 2019 15:37 (six years ago)

otm

mh, Thursday, 7 February 2019 15:39 (six years ago)

We used these meal services when we had a newborn (ie no energy and not time but wanted to not order restaurant delivery every night for six months) They were good for that.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 7 February 2019 16:35 (six years ago)

There's something passive-aggressively half-assed about just delivering me a bunch of uncooked ingredients and a recipe, like when someone says "I washed some of the dishes for you." Just finish the damn job.

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Thursday, 7 February 2019 16:41 (six years ago)

parents w newborns are a special case cuz there's p much no time for cooking and delivered food is a godsend. Our pre-K co-op did meal trains for new parents, which I always thought was cool. Enabled you to live off meals cooked by other families for those first few months.

legislative fanboy halfwit (Οὖτις), Thursday, 7 February 2019 16:42 (six years ago)

it looks like Munchery preps it for you and you just heat it back up

Pretty much. We only used it once a week on Friday -- basically just a 'yay the weekend's here' treat to ourselves. We normally cook most of the week or I'd bring something home from Bi-rite's deli when shopping.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 7 February 2019 16:52 (six years ago)

The profit margin in the farming and food businesses is low; there is literally no fat to be removed. And nothing that companies like Blue Apron or Munchery did fundamentally changed those economics. The founders who ran these companies were either naive, ill-informed, or simply lying. And as stories from inside these businesses start to leak out, it is clear they were also poor and inexperienced managers.... Their only advantage was the free money from venture capital. Other businesses could not afford to spend more than they make in order to compete. Thus, the VC-backed startup model in this instance was not "disruptive". It was profoundly anti-competitive.

Yes and no. I mean, Wal-Mart did this (fucked over farmers, other food suppliers, etc.) back in the 90s due to economies of scale. The farmers my mother worked for were basically forced to sell tomatoes to Wal-Mart for less than cost.

But, the profits in farming depend a lot on scale of operation, and also in terms of what you grow, and of course, the market for those crops. Something you grow gets hailed as a trendy thing, (i wonder how well cauliflower growers are doing right now) or a super healthy miracle food, then, a year or so later, your crop falls out of fashion, or there's a health scare, (e.g. romaine lettuce, spinach), and you are kinda screwed, and then there's the weather ... like, it's not quite that there's no fat to trim in farming, it's partially there's a lot of risk involved, and if you are a good manager, you don't spend like every year is gonna be great. And then there are labor issues ... that yeah, are a much bigger cost now than they used to be.

Anyway ... I actually hated Munchery for years because in addition to their dumb business model, they had a dumb name, and I'd occasionally have to go work at a client's a block away from their dumb warehouse and they fucked w/traffic and parking. So yeah, fuck them. CSA otm!

sarahell, Friday, 8 February 2019 03:12 (six years ago)

Re: Trader Joe's -- like people said upthread, the produce is kinda hit or miss and also there's a lot of packaging ... also, a lot of the produce is imported (lots from Mexico), and in terms of supporting local farmers, that doesn't help all that much.

sarahell, Friday, 8 February 2019 03:15 (six years ago)

wal-mart didn’t stop in the 90s consdering their full grocery rollout was later!

mh, Friday, 8 February 2019 03:23 (six years ago)

oh yeah, then it got worse.

sarahell, Friday, 8 February 2019 03:30 (six years ago)

mah produce

mh, Friday, 8 February 2019 03:32 (six years ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dy5xzxNW0AIki2s.jpg:small

mookieproof, Friday, 8 February 2019 18:51 (six years ago)

we're innovating medical transportation & changing the standards of ambulance service to improve the lives of emts, patients & healthcare providers.


fucking hell

Calgary customer Elvis Cavalic (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 8 February 2019 18:55 (six years ago)

I remember joking about creating 911 Gold back in college.

DJI, Friday, 8 February 2019 18:57 (six years ago)

the logo and color scheme looks scarily like that of the hospital in Idiocracy #trenchant

sarahell, Friday, 8 February 2019 18:58 (six years ago)

we got like 4 or 5 Groupons for HelloFresh that made them like $30 a week which is a pretty good deal

as someone with two small children and little time to shop they are kinda useful. I thought the meals were pretty good. but yeah, don't like the wasteful packaging and once the price increases to like $60/week or whatever it's not worth doing. nice to have all those recipe cards though

frogbs, Friday, 8 February 2019 19:01 (six years ago)

steven spielberg should sue

the scientology of mountains (rushomancy), Saturday, 9 February 2019 00:41 (six years ago)

just learn to fucking buy food and cook already, these are literally some of the most basic human activities ever

They are also some of the most bullshit human activities, though.

Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 13 February 2019 13:16 (six years ago)

Listening to “The Dropout” podcast on the whole Theranos story. What a crazy story! Holmes is such a classic con-(wo)man. It’s great to hear her deposition, where she can’t just keep spinning BS.

DJI, Wednesday, 13 February 2019 17:22 (six years ago)

it's a good story and a good pod, not necessarily covering tons ground not trod in Bad Blood but it's interesting to hear from some of the principals

Norm’s Superego (silby), Wednesday, 13 February 2019 20:38 (six years ago)

They are also some of the most bullshit human activities

Only if you are mesmerized by the Food Channel's version of these activities. What's "bullshit" about buying some rolled oats, simmering them in hot water for six or seven minutes, adding a few raisins and brown sugar, and spooning them into your mouth?

A is for (Aimless), Wednesday, 13 February 2019 20:44 (six years ago)

xposts -- yeah agreed, it's a bit redundant after Bad Blood but it's a nice way to flesh out the story a bit more, hear some voices, etc. Gibney's documentary and the Bad Blood adaptation are both on my 'to watch' list when they come out.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 13 February 2019 20:54 (six years ago)

I couldn't hear that podcast here on spotify but I'm interested in hearing Holmes directly

kinder, Wednesday, 13 February 2019 21:02 (six years ago)

i don't even cook much but the idea that making brownies is "bullshit" baffles me

the scientology of mountains (rushomancy), Thursday, 14 February 2019 00:44 (six years ago)

https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2019/02/lawyer-who-wrote-apples-insider-trading-policy-accused-of-insider-trading/

quis custodiet something something

the scientology of mountains (rushomancy), Thursday, 14 February 2019 01:17 (six years ago)

maybe by bullshit, he means that food should be free and we shouldn't have to buy it? idk i mean, there are definitely times when i wish i didn't need to eat and deal with food because i don't feel like i have time or there are too many other things i wanna do, but it's more or less like sleep -- it's pretty necessary and actually enjoyable most of the time

sarahell, Thursday, 14 February 2019 17:05 (six years ago)

I guess if you view the human experience as some grand experiment in creating technology, art, and furthering culture then maintenance activities like cooking food and organizing your socks become hindrances that steal your time. Or if you’re really on that edge, the time spent eating food is a barrier to true transendence and you’re chugging soylent or whatever

I like cooking and even, on occasion, enjoy doing dishes

mh, Thursday, 14 February 2019 17:16 (six years ago)

I'll never forget reading a Michael Jackson interview when i was like, 10, al where he said he hated eating because it was such a waste of time, and that was my first inkling that there was something deeply askew w this dude

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 14 February 2019 17:19 (six years ago)

I'll never forget reading a lex post when i was like, 24, etc

Norm’s Superego (silby), Thursday, 14 February 2019 17:20 (six years ago)

some part of this is an artifact of an economy in which food preparation is chiefly a private matter. there's an alternate history where it got much more collectivized and we'd view cooking for yourself in the same way as like, generating your own electricity or something. like at the start of the 19th century, most americans bought all their food at the market and someone in their home (probably a wife or mother, or servants) prepared it. gradually different forms of restaurants emerged and became popular and it became more and more normal to take more and more of your meals out of the home, not to mention the role played by room-and-board rooming houses. always so interesting to see those portrayed in old movies. so idk we're on some kind of continuum where there are a range of different versions of your relation to food and cooking.

in the 1920s there was a small constellation of communist, left-socialist, and feminist-reformers who argued that it was crazy to have every individual home kitted out with all this space and hardware and plumbing for cooking, plus the assumption of who was going to do that cooking labor, especially in the context of public housing schemes that were struggling to design minimum-cost dwellings. communal dining for apartment blocks (basically like a cafeteria) were briefly experimented with in a few projects in the USSR before stalin consolidated and deradicalized the state's cultural program etc. moisei ginzburg's narkomfin building in moscow had units with very small, basic modular kitchens that could - in theory - be removed if you realized you were taking all your meals in the attached cafeteria and you'd rather use the square footage for something else. i could imagine someday being wooed by an apartment offering not a gym or a pool but a reliable square meal in the canteen as part of the rent, with some version of a miniature kitchenette (little cube fridge? single-rack oven for when you get the baking urge? i don't know) so you can fix up a few things yourself...

|Restore| |Restart| |Quit| (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 14 February 2019 17:21 (six years ago)

excellent post, DC!

mh, Thursday, 14 February 2019 17:24 (six years ago)

. i could imagine someday being wooed by an apartment offering not a gym or a pool but a reliable square meal in the canteen as part of the rent, with some version of a miniature kitchenette (little cube fridge? single-rack oven for when you get the baking urge? i don't know) so you can fix up a few things yourself...

these exist already and are marketed at tech bros, often through renovating former SRO's which entail displacing poor people and other marginal individuals who often end up homeless as a result.

sarahell, Thursday, 14 February 2019 17:38 (six years ago)

Eating food is enjoyable nearly all of the time! Outside of a few actually quick and simple recipes (and even those get boring) cooking isn't enjoyable - you can do enjoyable things while it happens, and of course of course it's necessary, and good takeaway every or even most nights is definitely a sign of privilege (and I try to pull my own weight in the home), but cooking is time that you could be spending doing something else that actually grows the soul like er ILXOR.com.

Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 14 February 2019 17:39 (six years ago)

some people like cooking ...

sarahell, Thursday, 14 February 2019 17:40 (six years ago)

my walking to the grocery store and cooking time is when i listen to podcasts

( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) (jim in vancouver), Thursday, 14 February 2019 17:41 (six years ago)

okay, so maybe Andrew is right

sarahell, Thursday, 14 February 2019 17:42 (six years ago)

xxp I mean, my opinions are my opinions, not anyone else's..

But also, how?

Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 14 February 2019 17:42 (six years ago)

I crave to work and to receive immediate clear feedback from that work. Furthermore, I want the product of my work to be enjoyable and depend almost entirely on my own performance. Cooking is a way to satisfy this craving while also making a product that can be shared with the family. I probably wouldn't have the craving if I had a different job.

say it with sausages (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 14 February 2019 19:16 (six years ago)

also, I like holding ladderscooking dinner. It takes me out of myself.

say it with sausages (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 14 February 2019 19:20 (six years ago)

Eating food is enjoyable nearly all of the time!

I have a friend who isn't that adventurous when it comes to food selection and tends to pick things that very much fall into a stereotypical kid-like selection: chicken strips, pizza, etc.

it finally, after way too many years, dawned on me over the weekend that part of this is a sensory issue thing. the first clue was his professed dislike of soup, and witnessing him grimacing and kind of powering through a sandwich after cringing at the texture of one of the toppings made it more clear. it's not necessarily flavors, it's textures and consistency and some foods really do bother him when he eats them

I think there's actually a link between the personality and mentalities that SV culture appeals to and an actual dislike of the act of eating. I'm trying to be generous here because there's enough "oh, all the software developers/weird VC guys are on the spectrum" talk and it's gross to frame it that way, but I really think a significant number of these people actually find the sensory experience of eating some foods to be overwhelming

mh, Thursday, 14 February 2019 21:24 (six years ago)

i wonder how much is whether they raised eating foods like that growing up (basically pandered to) or if they just got smaller portions of adult food. I still have trouble understanding why (except for like, in infancy) kids are fed differently than adults.

sarahell, Friday, 15 February 2019 05:06 (six years ago)

hmmm. I'm not sure that "not enjoyable" maps very well to "bullshit".

A is for (Aimless), Friday, 15 February 2019 05:08 (six years ago)

btw, I often enjoy cooking or food shopping. they are a low-stress activities with usually enjoyable results, which stands in stark contrast to my all-too-frequent high stress activities that have nothing remotely enjoyable about them.

A is for (Aimless), Friday, 15 February 2019 05:15 (six years ago)

Aimless, my friend who works for Salesforce feels the same way

sarahell, Friday, 15 February 2019 20:15 (six years ago)

For his birthday party in December, he made this really amazing smoked mackerel

sarahell, Friday, 15 February 2019 20:16 (six years ago)

Meanwhile:

“She was going to herald a revolution in medical treatment in this country.”

From Academy Award-winning director @alexgibneyfilm, #TheInventor: Out For Blood In Silicon Valley premieres March 18 at 9PM on @HBO. pic.twitter.com/8hpnWMS7Zd

— HBO Documentaries (@HBODocs) February 15, 2019

Ned Raggett, Friday, 15 February 2019 22:12 (six years ago)

I've not seen much video footage of her - is the above stuff all from before or after the scam was outed (so to speak)? She looks shifty as hell in every shot!

kinder, Friday, 15 February 2019 22:40 (six years ago)

Must be from before. Errol Morris did a whole puff piece promotional thing on her, and I'm guessing a lot of the footage comes from that.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 15 February 2019 22:48 (six years ago)

shiftiness reads as DISRUPTIVE to minds poisoned by silicon valley cult-of-ceo bullshit iirc

a surprise challenge that ended with a gunging (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 15 February 2019 22:49 (six years ago)

https://arstechnica.com/information-technology/2019/02/researchers-scared-by-their-own-work-hold-back-deepfakes-for-text-ai/

well, as long as this technology is only in the hands of trustworthy people like, er, peter thiel and elon musk

the scientology of mountains (rushomancy), Saturday, 16 February 2019 00:53 (six years ago)

At the end, Theranos was overrun by a dog defecating in the boardroom, nearly a dozen law firms on retainer, and a C.E.O. grinning through her teeth about an implausible turnaround.

https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2019/02/inside-elizabeth-holmess-final-months-at-theranos

mookieproof, Thursday, 21 February 2019 15:12 (six years ago)

update to my last post here:

https://arstechnica.com/information-technology/2019/02/twenty-minutes-into-the-future-with-openais-deep-fake-text-ai/

well i can see why the researchers were so terrified! GOAT-GOAT-GOAT-GOAT-GOAT-GOAT-GOAT-GOAT-GOAT-GOAT-GOAT-GOAT-GOAT-GOAT-GOAT-GOAT

the scientology of mountains (rushomancy), Wednesday, 27 February 2019 15:42 (six years ago)

https://twitter.com/juliacarriew/status/1104944041400004608

hadn't thought of this. VCs are so unbelievably weird.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 11 March 2019 03:39 (six years ago)

that is a definite angle! people who think you need constant blood tests because you could, and it’d be useful

that’s the high-end money pitch, though. the mass market pitch that they were making was quick blood testing at walgreens or the battlefield and it was a value pitch. no time paying someone to take a blood sample large enough to test that would take a real phlebotomist, no analyst time that took lab shipping. the ability to sit someone in front of a machine and have a teledoc do instant prescription. instant flow from machine to prescription is the profit, nobody having to do the work of touching and talking to a patient

mh, Monday, 11 March 2019 05:01 (six years ago)

I mean, for people with low insurance coverage it’s a quick up sell — pay for a blood scan and we’ll give you drugs to fix what may ail you, or optimistically, send you to the right doctor immediately so you’re not stumbling through appointments, and all from a quick scan

the scale factor is that the afflictions treatable from a quick blood scan would be at a larger initial audience and it’d make the weekly scanners who are going to be told to eat one more salad the subsidizers of the system but it was still insanely dumb because blood tests don’t work like that

mh, Monday, 11 March 2019 05:10 (six years ago)

Thousands of New Millionaires Are About to Eat San Francisco Alive

https://www.nytimes.com/2019/03/07/style/uber-ipo-san-francisco-rich.html

One recent night, in a packed room with a view of the Bay Bridge and an open bar, real estate investors gathered. Standing at the front presenting was Deniz Kahramaner, a real estate agent specializing in data analytics at Compass.

“Are we going to see a one-bedroom condo that’s worth less than $1 million in five years?” he asked the crowd. “Are we going to see single family homes selling for one to three million?”

No, he said, not anymore. The energy rose as he revealed more data about new millionaires and about just how few new units have been built for them. San Francisco single-family home sale prices could climb to an average of $5 million, he said, to gasps.

Andrew Farrell, Monday, 11 March 2019 11:30 (six years ago)

Theranos-wise, I don't think that "this used to be some hassle and now it's no hassle" is a bad pitch, ever - there was a dedicated Weights & Measures building down the street from my house, where people would bring in things to weigh, and now there's kitchen scales.

Andrew Farrell, Monday, 11 March 2019 12:15 (six years ago)

crucial difference there is that kitchen scales actually do what they're supposed to

kiss me dadly (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 11 March 2019 12:26 (six years ago)

Sure, but that never matters to the pitch, right?

Andrew Farrell, Monday, 11 March 2019 13:05 (six years ago)

As a hypochondriac I do like the idea of running a Star Trek style tricorder over myself at regular intervals instead of worrying about mystery bodily symptoms and then not daring to go to the doctor because it usually sounds silly (plus I am fat so the answer to all mystery symptoms is "you should lose weight, eat better, exercise more" which tbf is certainly true anyway)

however, jabbing myself with anything ever or having anything to do with Theranos-level messianic quacks, not so much

(NB why yes, I would still worry in a different unhealthy way if I had this magical device, but hey, it would bleep and have flashy lights and offer the brief illusion of control)

a passing spacecadet, Monday, 11 March 2019 13:35 (six years ago)

lmao otm

Men hate vocal fry so much that they gave Elizabeth Holmes 400 million dollars

— Emma (@Merman_Melville) March 19, 2019

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 19 March 2019 19:53 (six years ago)

lol

moose; squirrel (silby), Tuesday, 19 March 2019 19:58 (six years ago)

see also

elizabeth holmes on a rollercoaster carefully screaming in a baritone

— Sarah Lazarus (@sarahclazarus) March 19, 2019

Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Wednesday, 20 March 2019 02:09 (six years ago)

i_remember_nothing.mp3

⅋ (crüt), Wednesday, 20 March 2019 02:47 (six years ago)

do I have to resubscribe to HBO to see this? dark internet is striking out

akm, Wednesday, 20 March 2019 03:01 (six years ago)

i just bought a ticket from burbank to oakland on https://www.jetsuitex.com/. afaict it's uberx for private jets. you pull up to a private hangar at a regular airport. my ticket was $20 more than the flight at the same time on southwest. VC-subsidized transit. boy, i don't know.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 22 March 2019 21:25 (six years ago)

Wagering that you will spend more money on VC-subsidized ground transport than on your air transport for this trip.

Also wagering that you will spend more time on the ground getting from Oakland to your destination than you will from BUR-OAK.

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Friday, 22 March 2019 21:30 (six years ago)

gonna get a car to the bart station and it's a back street hangar so hoping for no traffic but yeah, it's not really great if you aren't the kind of person who likes driving to airports.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 22 March 2019 21:36 (six years ago)

https://www.nytimes.com/2019/03/24/technology/venture-capitalists-ipo-pinterest.html

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Sunday, 24 March 2019 17:31 (six years ago)

https://static01.nyt.com/images/2019/03/20/business/00strut1/merlin_151953237_6cd2da47-4b11-4d9f-8d48-b8e7b4a54e0b-jumbo.jpg?quality=90&auto=webp
Rick Heitzmann, a partner at FirstMark Capital, which has invested in Pinterest and Airbnb, said it was time to “tell our story.”

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Sunday, 24 March 2019 17:31 (six years ago)

absolute hero imo

Man stole https://boingboing.net/2019/03/24/evaldas-rimasauskas.html?fbclid=IwAR0zPBGWxFPt3EWa9chp9eQdVhsjJJ8KNpshFUe2n2qPwj9EOeRa3m_hwDQ22m from Facebook and Google by sending them random bills, which the companies dutifully paid

i'm w/ tato, super hot AND weird!! (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 24 March 2019 21:52 (six years ago)

jeezus

https://boingboing.net/2019/03/24/evaldas-rimasauskas.html?fbclid=IwAR0zPBGWxFPt3EWa9chp9eQdVhsjJJ8KNpshFUe2n2qPwj9EOeRa3m_hwDQ

i'm w/ tato, super hot AND weird!! (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 24 March 2019 21:53 (six years ago)

as much a hero as anybody who commits corporate fraud, i guess

the scientology of mountains (rushomancy), Sunday, 24 March 2019 22:05 (six years ago)

that's fucking balllllller

shoulda zagged (esby), Sunday, 24 March 2019 22:06 (six years ago)

ok finally found the theranos doc. was good but well over long and a bit unsatisfying since the story itself isn't over.

akm, Sunday, 24 March 2019 23:21 (six years ago)

it had enough content not in the book to be interesting on its own

the emotional reaction of the fortune magazine (lol) reporter pausing and eventually choking out the word “horseshit” was great

mh, Sunday, 24 March 2019 23:35 (six years ago)

holy shit at that boingboing link. ?!????

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Monday, 25 March 2019 00:14 (six years ago)

Dude I would settle for defrauding Facebook for like 100 grand

moose; squirrel (silby), Monday, 25 March 2019 00:16 (six years ago)

fake invoices. that's all. that is GOOD MONEY. ffs. that's like... think of the number of people that money has touched, the lives wrapped up in it. you know tons of it is still squirrelled away. either transformed into other enterprises, or property registered through interlocking shell companies, not to mention all the more personally grubby behaviour it's probably enabled

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Monday, 25 March 2019 00:21 (six years ago)

https://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2019/04/googles-constant-product-shutdowns-are-damaging-its-brand/

amadeo makes some good points here

Jaki Liebowitz (rushomancy), Tuesday, 2 April 2019 17:23 (six years ago)

three weeks pass...

https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2019/04/now-its-microsofts-turn-for-an-anti-diversity-internal-revolt/

Burt Bacharach's Bees (rushomancy), Tuesday, 23 April 2019 13:37 (six years ago)

Don't know why I went into the comments on that article but I did and even though I generally expect the worst I never expected this kind of thing:

Or maybe women aren't the ideological monolith that you seem to think they are? My wife is going into STEM (she's majoring in web design) but she's opposed to women's suffrage (meanwhile I'm not).

silverfish, Tuesday, 23 April 2019 15:04 (six years ago)

I'm going to charitably assume that this person doesn't know what "women's suffrage" means.

jmm, Tuesday, 23 April 2019 15:08 (six years ago)

women's sufferation

Neil S, Tuesday, 23 April 2019 15:13 (six years ago)

found the followup post after much wtf-like reactions to that post:

Correct, I don't see why that's so baffling though? Back when suffrage was gained it's likely that the majority of women didn't even want it at the time: https://www.spectator.co.uk/2014/05/did ... -the-vote/

That's certainly changed since, but there are still plenty of women (my wife being one) who believe that women as a whole vote in ways detrimental to society.

silverfish, Tuesday, 23 April 2019 15:22 (six years ago)

I have no doubt that women can be better at misogyny than men

for whatever "better" means in this context

mh, Tuesday, 23 April 2019 15:58 (six years ago)

also, cool, web design gets to be STEM now

j., Tuesday, 23 April 2019 22:15 (six years ago)

imagine paying $200 million for a company that thinks cheddar is the cheese has holes in it pic.twitter.com/DUsIc60TQE

— bobby finger (@bobbyfinger) April 30, 2019

It was a strategic logo decision, bobby.

— Melissa Rosenthal (@MelisOnCheddar) April 30, 2019

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 30 April 2019 17:06 (six years ago)

Good point.

A piece of Cheddar would have been a flat, orange block.

— Melissa Rosenthal (@MelisOnCheddar) April 30, 2019

jmm, Tuesday, 30 April 2019 17:19 (six years ago)

not just any old logo decision, a STRATEGIC logo decision, checkmate haterz

Neil S, Tuesday, 30 April 2019 20:03 (six years ago)

maybe the holes are mouse nibbles

(B) Read Message :: "Try Posting" (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 30 April 2019 20:08 (six years ago)

or perhaps you are rich and at one of those restaurants where a clever chef tries to trick you into thinking you are eating a different type of cheese. maybe they also place the hole filled cheddar cheese onto a bag of air that blows pepper jack smell on your face.

(B) Read Message :: "Try Posting" (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 30 April 2019 20:13 (six years ago)

the holes are where the money goes

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 30 April 2019 20:13 (six years ago)

only if u want a UTI

remy bean, Tuesday, 30 April 2019 20:48 (six years ago)

Fetch me my brown shirt! pic.twitter.com/LjovKlwU0G

— Pinboard (@Pinboard) May 7, 2019

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 7 May 2019 16:46 (six years ago)

to be fair it would be a brown hoodie

maura, Wednesday, 8 May 2019 00:09 (five years ago)

Read this ending and died dead. https://t.co/WjTMbBtRm9 pic.twitter.com/6VoNFjgOY4

— Mark Bergen (@mhbergen) May 15, 2019

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 15 May 2019 14:56 (five years ago)

holy shit that whole piece

maura, Wednesday, 15 May 2019 15:22 (five years ago)

I still don't completely get the entire coworking space model and I'm not sure my confusion is wrong

mh, Wednesday, 15 May 2019 15:29 (five years ago)

i think it's like working in a coffeeshop except there's no coffee and there are more successories posters around??

j., Wednesday, 15 May 2019 15:52 (five years ago)

at an absolute base level coworking spaces are decent for people who do remote work in an area away from a company's main office or have their own business and need somewhere to occasionally work around other people, socialize, and use office facilities like a conference room

working in one 100% of the time makes less sense, because traditional offices generally have seating you're meant to be in more hours of the day, and if you're lucky you get more than a couple square feet of space. coworking is like... a long table and a less-ergonomic chair and you sacrifice personal space for notional amenities

mh, Wednesday, 15 May 2019 15:59 (five years ago)

I work in an indie coworking place now and I have had a month in a WeWork. For remote people they are good as an idea. The vibe in WeWorks is weird and not pleasant. And in a corporate finance sense WeWork is a real estate Ponzi scheme grift on SoftBank as far as I can tell.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 15 May 2019 16:09 (five years ago)

'my superpower is change'

mookieproof, Wednesday, 15 May 2019 16:55 (five years ago)

love how the article goes on about all kinds of shit without ever explaining what WeWork actually does. good indicator what they actually do.. is beside the point

mh, Wednesday, 15 May 2019 18:00 (five years ago)

i thought that was a deliberate choice since the ceo is such a knob

maura, Wednesday, 15 May 2019 18:21 (five years ago)

i have been hunting for like 30 mins to find ilx's original YTMND thread, but maybe we never had one?

anyway, pour one out for an internet thing that was great and is now dead and impossible to imagine seeing its like again.

i did find what i think is its first mention here:

I pointed this out on another thread, but best site ever: www.yourethemannowdog.com< br>
My friend used to have his alert be a clip of Mike Patton asking "Safeway?", which he blurted out randomly in the middle of a Mario Bros. cover.
― Vinnie, Saturday, May 11, 2002 7:00 PM (seventeen years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

HOLY SHIT. I've never seen such brilliance. Oh my god, that's almost as good as Peanut Butter Jelly Time.
― Ally, Saturday, May 11, 2002 7:00 PM (seventeen years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

goole, Wednesday, 15 May 2019 18:40 (five years ago)

guess what's STILL around

http://superbad.com

Lil' Brexit (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 15 May 2019 21:17 (five years ago)

I still don't completely get the entire coworking space model and I'm not sure my confusion is wrong

― mh, Wednesday, May 15, 2019 8:29 AM (one week ago)

i think it makes the most sense for people who live in areas where the cost of renting private office space would be ridiculously expensive, and their homes aren't really suitable for some of their work: either because of size or sharing with others (including small children). People that pay for co-working space because being around other people typing on laptops and checking their phones is comforting to them or increases their productivity ... I do not understand these people, like this is the opposite of me.

sarahell, Saturday, 25 May 2019 18:29 (five years ago)

like if I had to do the co-working space thing, I would be spending so much time on ilx and facebook posting about all the awkward, stupid and annoying people in the co-working space rather than doing my own work

sarahell, Saturday, 25 May 2019 18:31 (five years ago)

I’d bookmark that thread.

beard papa, Saturday, 25 May 2019 21:11 (five years ago)

xxp no, that is the part that completely makes sense

The entire part where 90% of their marketing is about start-up weirdness and sub-TED talk stuff and whatever the hell the wework guy is on about all the time, that is the nonsense

also why do most of the pictures look like ergonomic nightmares

mh, Sunday, 26 May 2019 02:42 (five years ago)

i think the ergonomic nightmares are definitely related to the sub-TED talk stuff

sarahell, Sunday, 26 May 2019 17:53 (five years ago)

it's more about the idea of a comfortable chair

big gym sw0les (crüt), Sunday, 26 May 2019 18:39 (five years ago)

maybe they also want to disrupt chairs

sarahell, Sunday, 26 May 2019 18:43 (five years ago)

xp to goole: in that post, I said I already posted it in another thread! So there must be an earlier mention of YTMND unless I was lying, which is a very real possibility

Also, this may be the first time I was first at anything

Vinnie, Monday, 27 May 2019 04:28 (five years ago)

two weeks pass...

so I was working for a blockchain startup until recently. technically I still "work" there - they haven't fired me or laid me off - but they stopped paying me and two other people at the beginning of May. the three of us were the only employees being paid; the senior staff had gone without since mid-January and a host of technical workers (and at least one lawyer!) since a little after that. they raised a fuckton of money about a year and a half ago but blew threw the vast majority in less than a year, largely on trips, big salaries (incl at least one hefty severance package), and stupid marketing stunts. since mid-October (a little after I was brought in full-time; I'd done some work for them as a contractor), we've been hearing that new sources of funding are "just being held up by red tape" etc. the three of us were told that should there end up being any difficulty in making payroll, we'd be told in advance; another lie, and they wound up getting a couple weeks' worth of free labor out of us. we're filing a claim with the ministry of labor to get that covered but idk what sort of timeline we can realistically expect anything to happen in

anyway the really wild part is that a number of coders, graphic designers, marketers, and other skilled workers have been working for free for *months*, and the way they've gotten away with this is:

1. selling employees and contractors on the potential value and utility of the technology and its potential use cases, including "social impact" applications
2. promising said employees etc. that WHEN (not if) funding inevitably comes in, they'll be offered (cash) bonuses and/or (token) equity (they made us an offer to come back to work that included both; we didn't bite as it was strictly conditional based on said ever-elusive funding coming in)
3. once senior/c-level staff had committed to forfeting a salary, they quietly started informing other employees about it, thus normalizing working for free / subconsciously making people feel like assholes if they had the temerity to insist that getting paid on time / getting paid at all was too much to ask. if you've never had the experience of being paid for a job whilst you're surrounded by people who aren't....well, it's weird, and bad, in a lot of ways that are tough to articulate.

would it surprise anyone to learn that the CEO's background is in multi-level marketing?

Simon H., Monday, 10 June 2019 18:31 (five years ago)

anyway I don't regret it cause I got in at the right time (I was well-paid) and got out just slightly too late and I met some excellent people. but man if you're ever gonna consider working for a startup, make sure you *really* do your homework.

Simon H., Monday, 10 June 2019 18:34 (five years ago)

how many employees were there total, at peak?

mh, Monday, 10 June 2019 18:42 (five years ago)

tough to measure for a variety of boring reasons but I'd say about 15 employees and a constellation of contractors. at least one of the firms we worked closely with ended up having to lay off a number of staff because we stiffed them.

Simon H., Monday, 10 June 2019 18:44 (five years ago)

(15 not including execs)

Simon H., Monday, 10 June 2019 18:45 (five years ago)

to make that small anecdote even worse, I only found out about that other company's layoffs in the last week. at the time, we were told that *they* hadn't done their work according to spec and generally made them out to be incompetent no-nothings as opposed to people we completely fucked over

Simon H., Monday, 10 June 2019 18:47 (five years ago)

Upper management seems to attract and reward serial liars at a disproportionate rate.

A is for (Aimless), Monday, 10 June 2019 18:50 (five years ago)

some liars, some hopelessly naive, some just psychotic

speaking of which the chairman (who is significantly younger than me; I'm 32) once posted a viral hoax to our all-company WhatsApp channel about how there was an Assange "dead drop" that was released following his arrest alleging "white genocide: not such a myth after all!"

Simon H., Monday, 10 June 2019 18:55 (five years ago)

hmm I'm debating whether that is better or worse than a higher-level exec at my Fortune 500-style company referencing a Thomas Friedman book some years ago

probably worse, but to their credit I think they got rid of that guy anyway

mh, Monday, 10 June 2019 19:09 (five years ago)

I used to work for Meg Whitman and honestly I have very few complaints about her CEO-wise, especially when compared to these stories

Arugula Raccoon (DJP), Monday, 10 June 2019 19:14 (five years ago)

one last story: my former boss at this place was very high up at Le@n !n Canada and was well acquainted with $heryl S@ndberg. unfortunately she was sacked just as the scandal from a few months back was breaking out so I didn't get to inquire about how her good pal was handling all of this. (appropriately enough the sacking took place because she was giving her male bosses a little too much pushback. but as it turns out she got out at an excellent time.)

Simon H., Monday, 10 June 2019 19:30 (five years ago)

feel free to keep going! today i heard a couple variations on 'uh-oh tableau to salesforce' from friends around both, and your stories are much more interesting

alomar lines, Tuesday, 11 June 2019 04:18 (five years ago)

so I was working for a blockchain startup

can we back up to how this even started, was the alternative mugging grandmas

don't mock my smock or i'll clean your clock (silby), Tuesday, 11 June 2019 15:55 (five years ago)

For real

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 11 June 2019 16:08 (five years ago)

the silicon valley startup whose business model was to steal bongos from grandmothers and use them to join the fall foundered when mark e. smith died, but not before raising $100 million in venture capital through ycombinator

Flood-Resistant Mirror-Drilling Machine (rushomancy), Tuesday, 11 June 2019 16:36 (five years ago)

He's optimized the space with the ingenuity of a startup founder, installing ample shelves and hooks for storage and even some foam acoustic panels to mitigate the noise from below and beyond his window.

daamn these startup founders really are more ingenious than the rest of us

https://www.sfgate.com/realestate/article/startup-CEO-lives-works-Zeitgeist-Vivek-Kumar-13969019.php

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Saturday, 15 June 2019 21:29 (five years ago)

nice place to live if u spend half the year in pittsburgh

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Saturday, 15 June 2019 21:30 (five years ago)

so I was working for a blockchain startup

can we back up to how this even started, was the alternative mugging grandmas

a fair question lol, a few years back I had just gotten my technical writing certificate and I was looking for work in a couple different cities, and I just so happened to get a job working for a *different* blockchain startup, before it was quite the dirty word it is now. the job itself was sort of a nightmare, but it was specifically because of the asshole who ran the place - everyone else was great and the work was sort of interesting, not to mention getting to meet all the industry's weirdos and psychos. then I left to work a steadier corporate job for a couple of years, and one of my former co-workers tapped me for this job, where I'd be working with some of those same people I liked, without (that) asshole boss, and for considerably more money than I was making at the time. so that's how that started.

since I last posted at least one exec has left the company, I'll be surprised if they survive the summer

Simon H., Saturday, 15 June 2019 21:52 (five years ago)

tbh i don't really understand what "blockchain" even means and i don't give a fuck.

blue light or electric light (the table is the table), Saturday, 15 June 2019 22:11 (five years ago)

I strongly suspect knowing what it means would never, ever impact your life in any meaningful way

Simon H., Saturday, 15 June 2019 22:20 (five years ago)

great! *whistles and skips*

blue light or electric light (the table is the table), Saturday, 15 June 2019 22:56 (five years ago)

(i mean, tbh, i do have some idea, but mostly a vague notion that it's connected to cryptocurrency)

blue light or electric light (the table is the table), Saturday, 15 June 2019 22:56 (five years ago)

Do you know what a database is? Imagine that but extremely slow and used for fraud.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Sunday, 16 June 2019 01:55 (five years ago)

^^^^ yes

One of the equity crowd funding sites I track offered me the opportunity to fund a startup that loans people ‘fiat currency’ secured on their crypto holdings. Other than the use of the term ‘fiat currency’ sending me purple with rage, even though that is exactly what they wanted me to invest; this seems like a perfectly legitimate way to light a pile of money on fire.

The same crowd funding platform was recently also offering me an opportunity to earn 19% ‘risk free’ on secondary debt for construction finance. I need to unsubscribe from this email nonsense.

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Sunday, 16 June 2019 05:03 (five years ago)

I used to be quite positive about equity crowd funding but it appears to only attract the dross that can’t get funded elsewhere. I did some work for a company that had equity crowd funded because it couldn’t get other finance, it then attracted traditional investment which was tranched based on hitting customer acquisition targets. They failed to even hit a tenth of the first target so they are now out shaking down the gullible in another equity crowd funding raise.

Of course, whatever else happens the equity crowd funding platform gets 30% of the loot.

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Sunday, 16 June 2019 05:22 (five years ago)

ed you are also supposed to defend pittsburgh here

mookieproof, Sunday, 16 June 2019 05:40 (five years ago)

I’m assuming you could still rent a whole city block in Braddock for whatever he’s paying for the 85 sqft in downtown San Francisco.

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Sunday, 16 June 2019 05:55 (five years ago)

Zeitgeist is not downtown SF, it's in the Mission several miles southwest.

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Sunday, 16 June 2019 06:03 (five years ago)

Mountaineering is an extreme example where you’re trying to summit, while also trying to survive.

In some ways, it is like a startup, where you’re trying to maximize and become a unicorn, while also making sure details don’t pull you under. https://t.co/lYADRGMdVG

— Stanford Business (@StanfordGSB) June 29, 2019

mookieproof, Saturday, 29 June 2019 23:20 (five years ago)

Both are full of idiots that die and nobody cares

And according to some websites, there were “sexcapades.” (James Morrison), Sunday, 30 June 2019 07:37 (five years ago)

The most overlooked engine of growth is the individual. If you are really looking to move the world forward, begin by innovating on the inside, and disrupt yourself. https://t.co/SwYIgcnIqh

— Harvard Business Review (@HarvardBiz) June 28, 2019

jmm, Sunday, 30 June 2019 13:40 (five years ago)

chugging expired milk to disrupt myself

coroner criticises butt (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 30 June 2019 13:42 (five years ago)

knocking over a marching band in a domino formation is how i disrupt my sense of personal ethics

hollow your fart (m bison), Sunday, 30 June 2019 13:53 (five years ago)

Getting back to Zeitgeist...

There's something quintessentially San Francisco about a startup CEO living and working above a longtime bar.

Soon there will be five startup CEO's living and working up there, and no more longtime bar. Ah, metastasizing gentrification. So quintessentially SF. One day in the near future Vivek Kumar will be reminiscing wistfully about back when he used to have to step over puddles of vomit when he left for his morning lattes.

viborg, Monday, 1 July 2019 00:55 (five years ago)

most of the people who used to live above Zeitgeist worked at Zeitgeist or other neighborhood spots. the rents were insanely cheap (my friend rented a room for $300/month there from 2007-2009) and allowed weird people to live in SF, as was kind of possible then.

that some yuppie trash now runs a start-up out of the place is yet another sign that we are in the worst of timelines, and San Francisco as a city is one of the biggest victims of it.

blue light or electric light (the table is the table), Monday, 1 July 2019 01:18 (five years ago)

Wow, $300 is insanely cheap. I was paying more than twice that for a similarly sized space in Oakland around the same time. I did have a little kitchen tho and a nice bath. But I also had to deal with the heroin addict who lived downstairs and had a personal grudge against me...long story. Anyway when I was partying at Zeitgeist it was mostly with said yuppie trash so I can't be too self-righteous about it.

viborg, Monday, 1 July 2019 02:25 (five years ago)

Stanford Engineering alum/Youtube engineer techbro binges LSD in quiet hippy coastal town, ends up violently rampaging against friends, bystanders and finally law enforcement before being shot into submission.

https://www.mercurynews.com/2019/07/05/bodega-bay-deputy-shoots-s-f-man-in-grips-of-lsd-rampage/amp/

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Sunday, 7 July 2019 04:25 (five years ago)

jeezus!

Vape Store (crüt), Sunday, 7 July 2019 05:18 (five years ago)

what kind of lsd are these techbros brewing up that makes you do that

mh, Sunday, 7 July 2019 17:12 (five years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKoLlKmQSHU

coroner criticises butt (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 7 July 2019 18:06 (five years ago)

holy shit.

blue light or electric light (the table is the table), Sunday, 7 July 2019 18:57 (five years ago)

what kind of lsd are these techbros brewing up that makes you do that

― mh, Sunday, July 7, 2019 10:12 AM (two hours ago)

"On the hill the stuff was laced with kerosene"

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Sunday, 7 July 2019 20:08 (five years ago)

Wow, $300 is insanely cheap. I was paying more than twice that for a similarly sized space in Oakland around the same time.

idk, around that time probably about half of my friends were paying $300 - $400/month in rent in Oakland and SF. I was living in a kinda big 2 bedroom apartment w/my bf and we each paid $425. ...It's the beauty of rent control. Though some of them lived in "non-compliant" warehouse spaces.

sarahell, Monday, 8 July 2019 17:56 (five years ago)

one month passes...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EByG98VVUAExCxi.jpg:small

mookieproof, Monday, 12 August 2019 20:40 (five years ago)

The Corn Belt is a place where agriculture is changed so often you can't call bullshit on someone who tells you they're going to do it too.

And sure, people who have never grown anything in their lives will write words & fill up paper with splotches of ink critiquing the people actually in the arena.

Even in the face of regulatory incompetence, the jealousy of the coastal organic food types, and the false narrative of a "big ag" backlash, America's farmers go on producing record yields that feed the world.

untuned mass damper (mh), Monday, 12 August 2019 20:50 (five years ago)

They did put a golf course on the other side of the highway exit that only went to the county dump. Renamed the exit, they did. ... That was about 15 years ago though. They haven't really changed it since.

sarahell, Tuesday, 20 August 2019 15:54 (five years ago)

lol mh

marcos, Tuesday, 20 August 2019 16:08 (five years ago)

two weeks pass...

What does this even mean? pic.twitter.com/7EpH4wEzyk

— Nathan McDermott (@natemcdermott) September 6, 2019

/

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Saturday, 7 September 2019 18:32 (five years ago)

you have to pay to zip them up & it takes ages

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 7 September 2019 19:01 (five years ago)

They catch fire unexpectedly? The CEO is making an ass of himself on social media?

Anne Hedonia (j.lu), Saturday, 7 September 2019 20:03 (five years ago)

get ready for self-wearing pants

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 7 September 2019 20:27 (five years ago)

Insufferably annoying people wear them?

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Sunday, 8 September 2019 00:32 (five years ago)

they’re ugly as shit?

beard papa, Sunday, 8 September 2019 03:18 (five years ago)

think yall are over thinking it, those are actually wearable electric cars

wario in the streets, waluigi in the sheets (m bison), Sunday, 8 September 2019 03:29 (five years ago)

btw in case it wasnt obvious you use your dick to drive

wario in the streets, waluigi in the sheets (m bison), Sunday, 8 September 2019 03:30 (five years ago)

a thin veil of faux sophistication barely concealing an out of control musk

Non stop chantar (crüt), Sunday, 8 September 2019 04:52 (five years ago)

Pretty scathing column in the Guardian on the whole Epstein mess and what it means for 'tech intellectuals': https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2019/sep/07/jeffrey-epstein-mit-funding-tech-intellectuals

Frederik B, Sunday, 8 September 2019 12:16 (five years ago)

xxp - so what does it say about the evolution of the dick that so few Americans drive manual transmission?

sarahell, Sunday, 8 September 2019 18:04 (five years ago)

morozov also fired his agent for being a main conduit between epstein and these guys. it’s all so gross. and so damning as far as why tech has ultimately been so lacking in imagination despite all that money.

maura, Sunday, 8 September 2019 21:56 (five years ago)

Kickstarter is doing illegal retaliatory firings of employees for union organizing:

https://slate.com/technology/2019/09/kickstarter-turmoil-union-drive-historic-tech-industry

Glower, Disruption & Pies (kingfish), Friday, 13 September 2019 18:58 (five years ago)

Berkeley City Councilmember Ben Bartlett became the first elected official to purchase cannabis with cryptocurrency at a demonstration facilitated by the Blockchain Advocacy Coalition on Tuesday.

https://www.dailycal.org/2019/09/15/city-council-member-1st-elected-official-to-buy-cannabis-with-cryptocurrency/

He's running.

Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 18 September 2019 17:10 (five years ago)

what the FUCK

After firing hundreds of staff, the WeWork CEO held a somber all-hands meeting explaining why it was a necessary move, but then trays of tequila were handed out and DMC from Run-DMC burst into the room and performed "It's Tricky" https://t.co/t9oGq8ebTb pic.twitter.com/cuq0aM1Tqi

— Tom Gara (@tomgara) September 18, 2019

Is it true the star Beetle Juice is going to explode in 2012 (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 18 September 2019 19:41 (five years ago)

I’m reading the Dune series and every time Herbert describes the spice trance I’m like damn... this must be how Jack Dorsey feels all the time

— Ipod ₂₀₀₁ (@alexqarbuckle) September 18, 2019

untuned mass damper (mh), Wednesday, 18 September 2019 19:50 (five years ago)

that wework story is amazing

untuned mass damper (mh), Wednesday, 18 September 2019 19:51 (five years ago)

yeah, it’s incredible in every sense of the word

Is it true the star Beetle Juice is going to explode in 2012 (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 18 September 2019 19:57 (five years ago)

He told at least one person directly that his ambitions included becoming Israel’s prime minister. More recently, he said that if he ran for anything, it would be president of the world, according to another person who spoke with him.

“The influence and impact that we are going to have on this Earth is going to be so big,” he said last year at a “summer camp” southeast of London, where the company’s staff were all flown for a music festival-like event. One day, he proposed, the company could “solve the problem of children without parents,” and from there go onto other causes such as eradicating world hunger.

untuned mass damper (mh), Wednesday, 18 September 2019 19:57 (five years ago)


He relishes trips in private jets. Last year, We bought one for more than $60 million, people familiar with the sale said. Mr. Neumann has borrowed more than $740 million against his stock and has sold multiple hundred million dollars of shares, people familiar with those sales say, eliciting widespread criticism from analysts and Silicon Valley investors. These share sales weren’t disclosed in the IPO prospectus.

this guy's net worth is like negative hundreds of millions lol

untuned mass damper (mh), Wednesday, 18 September 2019 20:03 (five years ago)

all this for the incredible revolutionary idea of... providing places where people can use their laptops

Is it true the star Beetle Juice is going to explode in 2012 (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 18 September 2019 20:09 (five years ago)

finally got around to reading this, which is majestic

https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2019/08/26/silicon-valleys-crisis-of-conscience

mookieproof, Thursday, 19 September 2019 15:24 (five years ago)

jfc these people

Before the presentation, Van Noppen hosted a breakfast for a few members of the audience, including Justin Rosenstein, a former Facebook employee and a co-inventor of the Like button, and Chris Messina, a former Google employee and the inventor of the hashtag. Messina wore a polo shirt, revealing a tattoo on each arm: a hashtag on the right, a Burning Man logo on the left.

Is it true the star Beetle Juice is going to explode in 2012 (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 19 September 2019 15:30 (five years ago)

co-inventor of the Like button!!

maffew12, Thursday, 19 September 2019 15:35 (five years ago)

at first it was just the "li" button but he thought of putting the "ke" on the end

Οὖτις, Thursday, 19 September 2019 15:39 (five years ago)

sometimes you really wish skynet would hurry up and get here so all these tech people will stop acting like history's greatest innovators and start denying that they're history's greatest monsters and hiding in underground caves and stuff

j., Thursday, 19 September 2019 16:28 (five years ago)

the title of 'inventor' probably puts those two items on a higher pedestal than is necessary. but jumping from like button and hashtag to skynet risks doing even worse.

Tart Prepper (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 19 September 2019 16:38 (five years ago)

well i wouldn't wanna do anything risky

j., Thursday, 19 September 2019 17:03 (five years ago)

haha react

sarahell, Thursday, 19 September 2019 18:15 (five years ago)

Tech executives respond to incentives, but not all incentives are financial. “Zuck wants money, he wants power, but more than anything he wants to be admired,” Tavis McGinn, who once worked at Facebook as Zuckerberg’s personal pollster, told me. “If you can affect his ability to walk into a room and command respect, that’s a real leverage point.”

how about affecting his ability to not behave like a fucking five year old.

The Pingularity (ledge), Thursday, 19 September 2019 19:47 (five years ago)

Adam Neumann is the logical conclusion of ten years of artificially low interest rates combined with no wage or demand growth. A guy who believes he is god because he loses money renting out desks.

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Thursday, 19 September 2019 20:16 (five years ago)

pretty fucked up that large banks and investment groups made up of billionaires are just shooting their shot at anything that might make money because.. they have all the money already and can't make it grow any further

untuned mass damper (mh), Thursday, 19 September 2019 21:15 (five years ago)

https://monthlyreview.org/2016/07/01/surplus-absorption-and-waste-in-neoliberal-monopoly-capitalism/

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 19 September 2019 23:53 (five years ago)

Burn Silicon Valley to the ground and salt the earth IMO

Greta Van Show Feets BB (milo z), Thursday, 19 September 2019 23:59 (five years ago)

dude, that's mean, considering it was pretty fertile agricultural land before

sarahell, Friday, 20 September 2019 16:17 (five years ago)

Okay, beat their Teslas into plowshares and set up the world's largest organic farm.

Anne Hedonia (j.lu), Friday, 20 September 2019 19:24 (five years ago)

so turn it into skywalker ranch?

Tart Prepper (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 20 September 2019 22:23 (five years ago)

thx for the link, Tracer Hand

A is for (Aimless), Friday, 20 September 2019 22:40 (five years ago)

you're welcome!

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Friday, 20 September 2019 22:55 (five years ago)

Something only glancingly mentioned in the WSJ article is that one of the main things producing the record-scratch when people starting looking at the IPO was the news that WeWork were rebranding to "We", which Adam Neumann had come up with privately and then sold to the company for $6m.

Matt Levine (whose Money Stuff newsletters have been great on this) points out that theoretically this shouldn't be a problem for WeWork - if you're losing money because you're investing every penny that you have (and more) in buying new places and setting them up, and they'll start making money in six months, and then you'll plow that money (and more) into buying more places, then nervousness from investors is fine - you just stop buying new places and in six months you'll be deafened by the roar of all the money you're making, and the investors will be "Oh shit, I wish I'd invested in this six months ago". Of course, in theory you don't have an lunatic in charge.

One of the things that has, I think, happened since the WSJ article is that the corporate structure and super-share stuff has been reworked, so the total control that Neumann has will at least die with him, and there will be (some, limited) oversight. Which might be one of the signs of the end of the age of the 'unicorn', tech companies that have all of the mini-fiefdom aspects of privately held companies and all of the barrels of cash of public companies.

Andrew Farrell, Monday, 23 September 2019 10:25 (five years ago)

Actually here's a link to Levine's latest column - the story at the top about Overstock is nuts but far too long to quote here.

https://www.bloomberg.com/opinion/articles/2019-09-19/overstock-has-had-a-wild-week

Andrew Farrell, Monday, 23 September 2019 10:33 (five years ago)

Good to know there are people still living in Pynchon-esque worlds of their own creation

untuned mass damper (mh), Monday, 23 September 2019 14:13 (five years ago)

THE GOOGLE WORKERS AT HCL HAVE WON THEIR UNION!!! WELCOME TO THE UNITED STEELWORKERS!!!!!

— lindsey disler (@lindseydisler) September 24, 2019

mookieproof, Tuesday, 24 September 2019 18:44 (five years ago)

Meanwhile...

Wow. Media measurement giant Comscore and its former CEO have been charged with fraud by the SEC. https://t.co/L4LoB1Q7yw

— Alex Weprin (@alexweprin) September 24, 2019

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 24 September 2019 18:59 (five years ago)

WeWork is shutting down ALL of their “honesty markets”—self-service snack kiosks—due to excessive theft, according to a WeWork staffer pic.twitter.com/6ciUwwprKp

— Madeleine Varner (@tenuous) September 24, 2019

j., Tuesday, 24 September 2019 21:17 (five years ago)

Business Insider not pulling any punches: https://www.businessinsider.com/firing-adam-neumann-wont-solve-flaws-in-wework-business-model-2019-9?r=US&IR=T

Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 25 September 2019 10:50 (five years ago)

excerpt from uncanny valley in the new yorker this week. i've heard great things about the book (out in a couple of months). this piece rang very true for me.

https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2019/09/30/four-years-in-startups

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Saturday, 28 September 2019 18:10 (five years ago)

Now that the IPO's off the table and all the big dogs who were set to rake in their share of the loot when WeWork went public have absorbed the idea that the WeWork money spigot is turned off, Business Insider is freed to produce a hard-hitting critical article that points out many adverse facts that have been known for a long time. /deepcynicism

A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 28 September 2019 18:34 (five years ago)

caek yeah it's a good piece. her abstraction of well-known players feels a little gimmicky at first but then really works to emphasize the surreal aspects of life inside the bubble.

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Saturday, 28 September 2019 18:39 (five years ago)

what's the company that Noah gets fired from? (in the article)

Yerac, Saturday, 28 September 2019 18:52 (five years ago)

Hey y'all, whatcha think about "subscription housing"/"housing subscription"?

https://hoodline.com/2019/09/new-church-market-building-to-become-part-of-short-term-housing-subscription-scheme

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Saturday, 28 September 2019 18:57 (five years ago)

Ah, found it. Mixpanel.

Yerac, Saturday, 28 September 2019 18:58 (five years ago)

xp -Tech bros are working hard to make San Francisco the most boring possible dystopia.

Greta Van Show Feets BB (milo z), Saturday, 28 September 2019 23:23 (five years ago)

subscription housing, isn't that called a lease

j., Sunday, 29 September 2019 00:21 (five years ago)

Inventing extended stay hotels

Greta Van Show Feets BB (milo z), Sunday, 29 September 2019 00:34 (five years ago)

a box of housing delivered to your door monthly

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 29 September 2019 04:23 (five years ago)

get in the box!

alomar lines, Sunday, 29 September 2019 04:24 (five years ago)

https://mattstoller.substack.com/p/wework-and-counterfeit-capitalism

sarahell, Tuesday, 1 October 2019 15:45 (five years ago)

Inventing extended stay hotels

― Greta Van Show Feets BB (milo z), Saturday, September 28, 2019 5:34 PM (three days ago)

exactly -- and the thing is, (as the article mentions) the tenants have to stay at least 30 days or otherwise it is considered a "hotel" which has different zoning classifications and restrictions (and somewhat different building/fire codes) -- basically they are complying with the letter of the law and saying fuck you to the spirit of the law (which is equivalent to what the tech bros did in the late 90s vis a vis live/work housing, and now there is basically no new live/work housing in San Francisco).

sarahell, Tuesday, 1 October 2019 15:51 (five years ago)

I currently work out of a WeWork lol (the co. I am working for part time is, for now, based here)

Simon H., Tuesday, 1 October 2019 16:01 (five years ago)

did you take all the snacks?

mh, Tuesday, 1 October 2019 16:02 (five years ago)

lol at thinking people weren't going to take all the snacks and not pay for them

sarahell, Tuesday, 1 October 2019 16:05 (five years ago)

I got here right before they got rid of the free snacks, though there are still a few Perriers and La Croixs left

oh and also still free coffee, craft beer and cider on tap

Simon H., Tuesday, 1 October 2019 16:06 (five years ago)

what flavor(s)?

sarahell, Tuesday, 1 October 2019 16:07 (five years ago)

even the ex-ceo took the snacks hundreds of millions of dollars

Tart Prepper (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 1 October 2019 16:07 (five years ago)

i was consulting at a ratings agency for the second time recently and noticed that they no longer had free vending machines. People used to annoyingly hoard the seltzer water in their desk which was annoying... but they had to start charging 25 cents because the CEO saw someone taking a duffle bag of cans home. My friend who is at a very, very well paying firm that has catered lunches was saying they recently stopped having fruit plates because people kept taking the entire platter to take home???

Yerac, Tuesday, 1 October 2019 16:15 (five years ago)

ps. the 25 charge caused soda restock orders for the firm to go down like 60%.

Yerac, Tuesday, 1 October 2019 16:16 (five years ago)

well yeah. who has quarters?

president of deluded fruitcakes anonymous (silby), Tuesday, 1 October 2019 19:42 (five years ago)

1. warm seltzer is gross
2. a duffel of soda cans is heavy
3. time spent waiting for your chip card to clear = more than a quarter

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 1 October 2019 19:53 (five years ago)

Though I dunno about anyone expecting anything else to happen with the catering trays at the end of the day. I’d be rolling up with fresh ziplocs in my bag every day just to mooch off that produce

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 1 October 2019 19:54 (five years ago)

My office has a lot of free snacks and I have definitely done the snacks-for-lunch thing numerous times, more because I don't feel like leaving the office for one of the mediocre options around here than to save money. The extra productivity they get on account of me staying at my desk me may even pay for the snacks.

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Tuesday, 1 October 2019 20:02 (five years ago)

No, they were taking all the fruit before lunch so no one else was able to have fruit. I got daily updates about this. Also ice machine.

Yerac, Tuesday, 1 October 2019 20:08 (five years ago)

it was happening very recently at a private equity firm owned by someone who also owns a sports team that rhymes with Retroit Winstons.

Yerac, Tuesday, 1 October 2019 20:11 (five years ago)

Yerac, why do you always end up working at places that seem vaguely Coen Bros / Mike Judge

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 1 October 2019 20:12 (five years ago)

It's because I am very bored and observant and live for this shit.

Yerac, Tuesday, 1 October 2019 20:13 (five years ago)

Fruit platter is such a weird thing to steal -- they go bad really fast and it's more fruit than a small family can eat in a day.

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Tuesday, 1 October 2019 20:21 (five years ago)

Freeze that shit for smoothies.

Yerac, Tuesday, 1 October 2019 20:23 (five years ago)

I have a former coworker who could definitely house an entire fruit platter during a meeting

mh, Tuesday, 1 October 2019 20:29 (five years ago)

I guess I should specify too that I probably used catered lunches wrong because the place has a kitchen staff that makes the lunch choices every day. And it was people in one particular department doing this.

Yerac, Tuesday, 1 October 2019 20:32 (five years ago)

cut fruit that's been sitting out for a while is a little bit gross to me also

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Tuesday, 1 October 2019 20:38 (five years ago)

If soylent wasn’t an option then you weren’t part of the topic of this thread btw

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 1 October 2019 20:42 (five years ago)

I have a tech coworker who appears to be drinking something called "huel" for lunch daily.

mh, Tuesday, 1 October 2019 21:38 (five years ago)

There's free sushi in the lobby today.

Simon H., Tuesday, 1 October 2019 21:59 (five years ago)

huel is one letter away from hurl

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Tuesday, 1 October 2019 22:02 (five years ago)

fond remembrances of a fave character and the idea of vomit have both crossed my mind when seeing the logo

mh, Wednesday, 2 October 2019 00:42 (five years ago)

Huel = human fuel. Same idea as Soylent.

(Autocorrect suggested 'heil' and 'shouldn't' in place of the two brand names there...)

I find it an interesting idea but have never tried it.

koogs, Wednesday, 2 October 2019 03:12 (five years ago)

huel is one letter away from hurl

irl lol

A is for (Aimless), Wednesday, 2 October 2019 03:17 (five years ago)

did anyone not get that it was meant to be “human fuel”, really?

it’s obvious what they intended but all of the associations and close homophones make it a godawful name

like why not call it pood for people food

mh, Wednesday, 2 October 2019 03:35 (five years ago)

can't believe you're giving that startup idea away for free

mookieproof, Wednesday, 2 October 2019 03:53 (five years ago)

I was thinking Huel was like Nahuel (the half vampire/half human from Twilight).

Yerac, Wednesday, 2 October 2019 12:33 (five years ago)

huel howser

Non stop chantar (crüt), Wednesday, 2 October 2019 12:36 (five years ago)

huel in the pool

mh, Wednesday, 2 October 2019 14:22 (five years ago)

Same idea as Soylent.

Soylent = Soy (i.e. you are a soy boy) + Lent (i.e. you are giving up tasty food)

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Wednesday, 2 October 2019 14:46 (five years ago)

i got banned from huel's facebook page after one of their ads popped up on my timeline and i kept commenting to ask whether their stupid fucking product contained also dangerous levels of cadmium and lead just like soylent

Is it true the star Beetle Juice is going to explode in 2012 (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 2 October 2019 14:50 (five years ago)

should have asked if it contains essential trace nutrients lead and cadmium

mh, Wednesday, 2 October 2019 14:51 (five years ago)

lol I have a weird compulsion to heckle facebook ads and huel was definitely one of my main targets

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Wednesday, 2 October 2019 14:53 (five years ago)

silicon valley's efforts to turn eating disorders into products is disgusting tbh

Is it true the star Beetle Juice is going to explode in 2012 (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 2 October 2019 14:56 (five years ago)

glad to hear there are still people engaging with #brands

mh, Wednesday, 2 October 2019 14:57 (five years ago)

we've seen that link twice in the Shitbin thread already

president of deluded fruitcakes anonymous (silby), Wednesday, 2 October 2019 16:38 (five years ago)

whoop

mh, Wednesday, 2 October 2019 16:45 (five years ago)

Sure, same naming scheme as https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hufu

mick signals, Wednesday, 2 October 2019 16:45 (five years ago)

we've seen that link twice in the Shitbin thread already

― president of deluded fruitcakes anonymous (silby), Wednesday, October 2, 2019 9:38 AM (nine minutes ago)

I haven't seen it before, so thanks!

sarahell, Wednesday, 2 October 2019 16:48 (five years ago)

Galloway to WeWork: Dude, you have no IPO.

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Wednesday, 2 October 2019 17:19 (five years ago)

dude, where's my underwriter

president of deluded fruitcakes anonymous (silby), Wednesday, 2 October 2019 17:32 (five years ago)

intensified public offense

Tart Prepper (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 2 October 2019 17:41 (five years ago)

i'm reading super pumped. it's good so far! anyone else?

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 2 October 2019 17:57 (five years ago)

sounds like a good audiobook-from-library choice…but either there's no audiobook yet or SPL doesn't have it yet…darn.

president of deluded fruitcakes anonymous (silby), Wednesday, 2 October 2019 20:36 (five years ago)

I got it from LAPL but it looks like a brand new copy

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 2 October 2019 21:44 (five years ago)

In 2015, Neumann chastised a group of employees for not Googling a job applicant after finding out that WeWork had hired the Hipster Grifter, a Brooklynite who had become briefly famous several years earlier for scamming her way into jobs and cheating people out of money.

sarahell, Saturday, 5 October 2019 19:52 (five years ago)

eh, it’s a little on the nose... oh wait this is nonfiction?

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Saturday, 5 October 2019 19:54 (five years ago)

the first time I ever heard about throwing hot dogs down a hallway was the hipster grifter.

Yerac, Saturday, 5 October 2019 19:56 (five years ago)

Hot dogs thrown down the narrow hallways of WeWork buildings

sarahell, Saturday, 5 October 2019 20:30 (five years ago)

When hallways are tight, it might be gross

sarahell, Saturday, 5 October 2019 20:31 (five years ago)

imo wework could have learned a lot from small-time grifting. The long-time grift of being a tech company posing as a real estate company (or vice versatile) could use that personal touch

mh, Saturday, 5 October 2019 21:40 (five years ago)

lol I meant vice verse, but am pondering the autocorrect neologism

mh, Saturday, 5 October 2019 21:44 (five years ago)

I have gone down a rabbit hole on Peloton's apparel business, which sells $68 t-shirts but somehow had negative gross margins in the last fiscal year.

("Other" is mostly boutique and apparel sales.) https://t.co/MOW3B9cEG7 pic.twitter.com/BuzCFZp7oH

— Shira Ovide (@ShiraOvide) October 7, 2019

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 7 October 2019 15:37 (five years ago)

i just finished super pumped, the uber book. it's a solidly executed "and then what happened was. and then what happened was." business book. it's not as wild a story as bad blood, but somehow more appalling for being more archetypical of SV. and while i remembered all the stories (apart from a couple of things from new reporting it's not new news), i somehow hadn't realized that 90% of it happened in the space of about 2 months in early 2017.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 9 October 2019 04:22 (five years ago)

V cool -- my girlfriend's got a copy and she's looking forward to it.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 9 October 2019 04:30 (five years ago)

A fun discovery about the lil' workspaces I've been using

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2019-10-14/wework-phone-booths-to-be-removed-due-to-formaldehyde

Simon H., Tuesday, 15 October 2019 17:52 (five years ago)

this is going to rule

hi im really excited for this@briankoppelman and @DavidLevien are singular talents and i can’t believe i get to work with them and @Showtime to make SUPER PUMPED a show! pic.twitter.com/I9sjaBWnBK

— rat king (@MikeIsaac) October 16, 2019

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 17 October 2019 22:18 (five years ago)

things are gonna get interesting!

https://www.sfchronicle.com/opinion/openforum/article/California-s-AB5-will-kill-the-gig-economy-14536962.php

sarahell, Friday, 18 October 2019 18:39 (five years ago)

I stopped at "whereas Prop 13 is a force for good..."

the public eating of beans (Sparkle Motion), Friday, 18 October 2019 18:41 (five years ago)

hahah -- yeah. But AB5 in general ...

sarahell, Friday, 18 October 2019 18:46 (five years ago)

Today in business models:

"Some prospective investors who met with Lime recently concluded that the current lifespan and costs such as charging and repair mean that the company loses almost all the money it sinks into purchasing each scooter." https://t.co/hyGk5HA9HK

— Eliot Brown (@eliotwb) October 21, 2019

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 21 October 2019 23:39 (five years ago)

cool

president of deluded fruitcakes anonymous (silby), Monday, 21 October 2019 23:47 (five years ago)

So we've basically fucked up every bicycle lane in the country so that a few liars can get rich off free credit. Cool cool.

Frederik B, Tuesday, 22 October 2019 07:37 (five years ago)

lol no our bicycle lanes are fine it's our sidewalks that are fucked

j., Tuesday, 22 October 2019 08:04 (five years ago)

I enjoy taking these scooters in cities with bike lanes and I think they do a good job filling a void for short distance trips. I hope one of the companies develops a sustainable business model.

iatee, Tuesday, 22 October 2019 12:08 (five years ago)

What's wrong with rental bicycles?

Frederik B, Tuesday, 22 October 2019 12:10 (five years ago)

You can’t turn them into litter whenever you’re done

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 22 October 2019 12:45 (five years ago)

the electric scooters aren't currently legal on paths* or on the roads here in the uk, so we don't get to hire them, only bikes. people do still sell them and use them - there's one parked by the photocopier - but they can be confiscated if you're caught.

(tries to avoid the word 'pavement' because, like 'pants', you've chosen to use the word for something slighty different)

koogs, Tuesday, 22 October 2019 12:55 (five years ago)

I not only see these scooters now clogging bike lanes -- which are in short supply as it is -- in Cleveland, I saw a person the other day riding one ****on the freeway shoulder****.

I don't get wet because I am tall and thin and I am afraid of people (Eliza D.), Tuesday, 22 October 2019 12:58 (five years ago)

What's really cool is when they block ramps and other means of accessibility

rob, Tuesday, 22 October 2019 13:24 (five years ago)

hi, iatee!

mh, Tuesday, 22 October 2019 13:25 (five years ago)

Hey Americans outside New York City! If you think scooters are bad for other road and sidewalk users, especially children, old people and people with disabilities, wait until you hear about cars!!!

They’re unbelievably dangerous and they literally destroy the fabric of cities, isolating all of us from each other socially and politically (especially people who can’t drive), and destroying the planet.

(Which, back on topic for this thread, is not to to say selling a dollar for fifty cents like these companies are doing is a good idea)

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 22 October 2019 16:19 (five years ago)

it's somewhat rare that cars drive on sidewalks.

Yerac, Tuesday, 22 October 2019 16:29 (five years ago)

Cars are the reasons streets and sidewalks are designed the way they are.

And it’s not that rare!

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 22 October 2019 16:32 (five years ago)

i said somewhat rare.

Yerac, Tuesday, 22 October 2019 16:34 (five years ago)

lol as a longtime cyclist and cycling advocate you are hardly going to see me defending car-based infrastructure

I don't get wet because I am tall and thin and I am afraid of people (Eliza D.), Tuesday, 22 October 2019 16:35 (five years ago)

yeah, I thought most of ilx was anti-car? They have those scooters in chile. People leave that shit everywhere.

Yerac, Tuesday, 22 October 2019 16:36 (five years ago)

Cars aren't really my problem, it's been a while since anyone scrapped a biking lane to make way for cars in Copenhagen. Biking infrastructure was getting better and better. But then these fucking scooters showed up.

Frederik B, Tuesday, 22 October 2019 16:37 (five years ago)

E-scooters have taken over Hoboken. Unlike bikes however they’re not allowed on sidewalks and people generally obey that rule. I don’t mind them but Hoboken is probably the ideal place for something like that. I also saw a lot of them when I was in Mexico City this spring though apparently they’re operating in a legal grey area there.

o. nate, Tuesday, 22 October 2019 16:38 (five years ago)

In Queens last year I used to see a family of 4 taking two kids on two scooters on the sidewalk to school. It was kind of annoying but cute.

Yerac, Tuesday, 22 October 2019 16:40 (five years ago)

I guess my point is that most places (with a couple of exceptions where pedestrians are the majority) in the US would be enormously improved by scooter use. There are some social conventions to work out and they need curbside parking (currently given to cars). And the rental companies oy vey.

But it would be an improvement! And there’s cars! So the anti scooter stuff preposterous to me that I feel like it must actually be some anti gentrification anti tech bro stuff. Which, fair. But come on! Cars!

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 22 October 2019 16:42 (five years ago)

What problems have the scooters caused in Denmark Fred? (Srs question)

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 22 October 2019 16:43 (five years ago)

I mean, all these 'in theory' good advances for society are all being executed without a care to responsible implementation.

Yerac, Tuesday, 22 October 2019 16:46 (five years ago)

They are taking space from bikes, not cars. Plus people leave them everywhere. I don't get why not just support bikes?

Frederik B, Tuesday, 22 October 2019 16:54 (five years ago)

I can imagine that due to various disabilities there are people who can operate scooters, but not bikes. (Arthritis, injuries, etc.)

caek, you're not wrong given certain assumptions, but given infrastructure as it exists now and given how many cyclists are killed and injured by motorists every year (without punishment), I can see things going very badly with a large expansion in scooter use unless car traffic is curbed significantly.

I don't get wet because I am tall and thin and I am afraid of people (Eliza D.), Tuesday, 22 October 2019 17:01 (five years ago)

the scooter users here are required to use the street not the sidewalk, but hardly anyone complies, partly because when they get in the street (and don't bother looking for quieter side streets like the less confident bikers often do) they're surprised and scared at how dangerous it is (exacerbated by their freewheeling unprotected style), and because as non-bikers they think it's perfectly fine to scoot on the sidewalk. there aren't going to be car-on-scooter fatalities, there are going to be scooter-on-pedestrian injuries.

j., Tuesday, 22 October 2019 17:07 (five years ago)

It's the whole "let's be legends" mentality. All of these tech-bro companies expanded too fast, disregarded communities, moneypitted funds or didn't even care about a baseline of ethics or user protections. They probably thought someone else would figure it out after they got their payday for their genius.

Yerac, Tuesday, 22 October 2019 17:10 (five years ago)

well they were right

difficult listening hour, Tuesday, 22 October 2019 17:11 (five years ago)

Most vc money goes to white men and their vision. Applaud that hard work.

Yerac, Tuesday, 22 October 2019 17:15 (five years ago)

Nobody is going to figure it out, it's going to go away after it has harmed an enormous amount of people.

Frederik B, Tuesday, 22 October 2019 17:15 (five years ago)

that's called figuring it out. meanwhile you have deposited yr check and moved on to as yet undisrupted pastures

difficult listening hour, Tuesday, 22 October 2019 17:19 (five years ago)

for about an hour I seriously considered a side hustle in being a scooter bounty hunter ...

sarahell, Tuesday, 22 October 2019 17:22 (five years ago)

One drawback of the scooter craze is that someone in our building has decided to set up a charging station in our hallway. I guess they make a commission for each scooter they charge?

o. nate, Tuesday, 22 October 2019 17:35 (five years ago)

They do, there's an entire economy based around it.

I wonder if being able to just step off a scooter might make them safer.

koogs, Tuesday, 22 October 2019 17:39 (five years ago)

I don't think the backlash is against scooters per se, but the fact the vast majority of them in many areas are the rental ones that don't have a dedicated dock and and just left wherever

I was reading about some scooter group in the NYC area that organizes mass rides similar to the bike city rides and it seemed like a pretty cool enthusiast community

mh, Tuesday, 22 October 2019 17:42 (five years ago)

I could definitely see the lack of dedicated parking for scooters being a dealbreaker somewhere like Manhattan where sidewalks are already extremely congested.

o. nate, Tuesday, 22 October 2019 17:53 (five years ago)

fwiw i think it's possible to separate the tech bro startup stuff (that belongs on this thread) from the "how do we plan to make US cities not be such unbelievably unpleasant places to move around (even in a car!)" stuff. i feel like many of you are struggling to do that.

whether they are good for a city is very city dependent. in general, the more pedestrians, the more problems they can cause (this goes for cars and bikes, too!). but almost nowhere in the US reaches the level where this is true. it's mind-boggling how few people are on the sidewalk in the "downtown core" for most US cities. the reason for this is cars! so, to the extent scooter use reduces car use, they are good!

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 22 October 2019 18:24 (five years ago)

I don't have a problem with the scooters ... in my neighborhood the users tend to be techbros, but in many other parts of my city, it's black kids and teens riding them, and it's kinda cute when they crew up and ride through the more gentrified parts of town.

sarahell, Tuesday, 22 October 2019 18:28 (five years ago)

I believe we have a dormant city transportation/urbanization thread that iatee made a lot of good points on

this is the SV thread, and scooter rentals without real storage space is an issue that I feel is distinct but also entwined with the lackadaisical ditching of this e-waste on our sidewalks

mh, Tuesday, 22 October 2019 18:32 (five years ago)

yeah i was carping about the vc economy generally and have no data on scooters, tho i do think i saw a rack of them the other day on banyan drive (where the hotels are), which i guess is preferable from everyone's perspective to making all the tourists rent cars if they want to do anything on their vacation besides go to "shooter's"

difficult listening hour, Tuesday, 22 October 2019 18:32 (five years ago)

(they should have to scoot across the pacific first tho)

difficult listening hour, Tuesday, 22 October 2019 18:35 (five years ago)

this is the SV thread, and scooter rentals without real storage space is an issue that I feel is distinct but also entwined with the lackadaisical ditching of this e-waste on our sidewalks

fair. the regulation of tech is obviously where this (in hindsight pretty blithe!) comment breaks down:

fwiw i think it's possible to separate the tech bro startup stuff (that belongs on this thread) from the "how do we plan to make US cities not be such unbelievably unpleasant places to move around (even in a car!)" stuff. i feel like many of you are struggling to do that.

i literally just read super pumped. it's absurd that i could write that.

(everyone read super pumped btw)

(and where is the transit/urban thread?

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 22 October 2019 18:45 (five years ago)

I was misremembering this thread, although it did get into the topic:
People Who Live In Suburbs: Classy, Icky, or Dudes?

mh, Tuesday, 22 October 2019 18:49 (five years ago)

this is not as exciting a document as this tweet suggests but it's interesting

This shareholder letter from Grubhub is one of the most brutally honest management communications I've ever seen.

Can read it as having two audiences: GRUB's shareholders, and the investors in and potential investors in Doordash, Postmates, and UberEats.https://t.co/JhuccS1mLI

— modest proposal (@modestproposal1) October 28, 2019


While this is certainly useful information for GRUB shareholders, there is 100% an entirely separate audience for this pic.twitter.com/iSLkJoMHfB

— modest proposal (@modestproposal1) October 28, 2019

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 29 October 2019 03:42 (five years ago)

Grubhub, which I had never heard of until now, is an absolutely shitty name:
https://static2.stuff.co.nz/1407274073/389/10353389.jpg

Tsar Bombadil (James Morrison), Tuesday, 29 October 2019 07:19 (five years ago)

That's a pretty perfect explanation of why Instacart never made any sense to me whatsoever.

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Tuesday, 29 October 2019 14:46 (five years ago)

that... seems pretty honest? it takes time to drive to a bunch of places and take food and you have to actually pay people. refreshing!

mh, Tuesday, 29 October 2019 15:05 (five years ago)

public investors hate profitable, sustainable businesses

president of deluded fruitcakes anonymous (silby), Tuesday, 29 October 2019 16:06 (five years ago)

they just aren't disruptive enough

maffew12, Tuesday, 29 October 2019 16:07 (five years ago)

I also remember reading that Grubhub does some fucked up shit with local businesses -- I think they set up fake websites and phone numbers for them and then take a cut of orders that come through those websites/numbers. Seems like straight up mafia shit.

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Tuesday, 29 October 2019 16:13 (five years ago)

Yelp was working with them to list restaurant phone numbers that went through Grubhub

maffew12, Tuesday, 29 October 2019 16:17 (five years ago)

my general rule is that if a business has their own delivery I go straight to them. same for carryout. some local ones are using grubhub as their ordering system, so I go for that. if it's random-ass delivery and I'm ordering through a site, I might use grubhub if I have a coupon

mh, Tuesday, 29 October 2019 16:42 (five years ago)

grubhub is very much innocent smoothies aesthetic

sarahell, Wednesday, 30 October 2019 16:48 (five years ago)

I feel bad about making people deliver my food. Even though I realize it's a job. 95% of the time we go and pick it up. I have angst about taking car services too. Most of these nu services are not for me.

Yerac, Wednesday, 30 October 2019 17:06 (five years ago)

I feel bad about making people deliver my food. Even though I realize it's a job. 95% of the time we go and pick it up. I have angst about taking car services too. Most of these nu services are not for me.

same here! I did go through a phase where I got a lot of food delivery -- when grubhub et al was still relatively novel -- then I was going through my expenses for the year and realized how expensive it ended up being, and calculated that I could get hot table buffet from the overpriced supermarket down the street for less than all this food delivery. I don't think I've gotten food delivery since.

sarahell, Wednesday, 30 October 2019 17:16 (five years ago)

My neighbors, otoh, get a lot of delivery -- one recently got McDonalds delivered. ...

sarahell, Wednesday, 30 October 2019 17:18 (five years ago)

Yeah, I try to help some friends about saving money and don't want to go the "stop buying avocado toast" route but if one hasn't gotten takeout or taken car services for like 15 years, it does make a big enough difference. I get regularly scolded by one set of friends for never taking cars, like car services are any safer than just taking the subway and walking late at night.

Yerac, Wednesday, 30 October 2019 17:24 (five years ago)

I get a lot of food delivered. Of a half dozen or so places I regularly order from, only three or four are within walking distance. It really boggles my mind that fast food places now offer delivery (through DoorDash, I think). I find that morally objectionable. If you're gonna eat that shit you should have to shame yourself by walking in the door and getting it.

My feeling on car services is, I know the business model is unsustainable, but I'm gonna use it while it's subsidized (i.e. while the investors are still willing to throw money down a hole) when necessary, which so far has only been a couple of times a year. For example, dropping my own car off at the dealership to be repaired and using Uber to get home, or using it to get home late at night when my train got cancelled. When I use Uber, I tip the driver directly, in cash.

shared unit of analysis (unperson), Wednesday, 30 October 2019 17:25 (five years ago)

If you're gonna eat that shit you should have to shame yourself by walking in the door and getting it.

I have no shame in getting Popeye's or Jack in the Box or Taco Bell as far as the culinary properties of said food goes ... but when I get food from places like this, it is because they are conveniently located, have late night hours, and they have drive thrus!

sarahell, Wednesday, 30 October 2019 17:32 (five years ago)

Not saying there isn't a need for car services. I do end up having to use them but rarely, like going to the airport ( I mostly use a local service because it ends up being cheaper than uber/lyft). I've used the car pooling uber a couple of times when mass transit is down and I have to go somewhere. Sometimes local taxis hailed on the street are just cheaper in certain cities.

Yerac, Wednesday, 30 October 2019 17:35 (five years ago)

and for the record, the McD's ordering neighbors have a car.

sarahell, Wednesday, 30 October 2019 17:35 (five years ago)

I have the same effort/expenditure qualms and I think it's partially a work ethic/self-reliance thing? Like I find it hard to do things like hire a house cleaner, and outside of pizza delivery which I use very infrequently, I've ordered food to my house maybe once. I also regularly walk longer distances or will map out a route using public transportation when available when Uber or w/e is probably a simpler option. Uber's pretty much only my go-to when I've been drinking, although I did take it back from the airport a couple times because I just didn't feel like talking to friends/family who would have given me a ride. Just too much to deal with after hours of travel!

I have a friend who is locked into pure workaholic mode for the time being, comes home completely tired, and only has the energy to use grubhub and walk her dogs before falling asleep. I don't begrudge her the luxury of delivery when she's got so much going on.

mh, Wednesday, 30 October 2019 20:23 (five years ago)

oh, i just realized Seamless and Grubhub are the same thing. I was wondering why I had never used Grubhub.

Yerac, Wednesday, 30 October 2019 20:45 (five years ago)

They competed in nyc w seamless being big here and not elsewhere. The grub hub bought seamless.

dan selzer, Wednesday, 30 October 2019 20:47 (five years ago)

i ordered mcdonald’s at 1:30 am early friday because i was too drunk to cook anything

maura, Sunday, 3 November 2019 19:27 (five years ago)

I order all kinds of food all the time it rules

brimstead, Monday, 4 November 2019 02:32 (five years ago)

I also eat McDonald’s about once a week

brimstead, Monday, 4 November 2019 02:33 (five years ago)

I caught my son receiving a delivery of a bagel and cream cheese when we had both bagels and cream cheese in our fridge. wtf on several levels

tobo73, Monday, 4 November 2019 02:46 (five years ago)

Omg. How old is he?

change display name (Jordan), Monday, 4 November 2019 02:58 (five years ago)

26

j., Monday, 4 November 2019 02:58 (five years ago)

Omg. How old is he?


17

tobo73, Monday, 4 November 2019 03:05 (five years ago)

I get a lot of food delivered...It really boggles my mind that fast food places now offer delivery. I find that morally objectionable. If you're gonna eat that shit you should have to shame yourself by walking in the door and getting it...I use Uber...

Classic.

Aside from how shitty of a company Uber is, I find it interesting that sustainability is discussed here fairly extensively with apparently zero consideration of the implications in terms of actual environmental sustainability.

viborg, Monday, 4 November 2019 05:57 (five years ago)

I live near a city with pretty good public transport... but at 1 AM after a concert that only goes so far. It only took me a couple times waiting an hour for the bus, or waiting an hour for the transfer to the train on a work night, before I started saying "fuck it" and ordering a Lyft, because the practical alternative to that is just not going to concerts. Re: safety - maybe Lyft isn't actually any safer than waiting around for an hour late at night, but it sure as hell _feels_ safer.

tantric societal collapse (rushomancy), Monday, 4 November 2019 10:45 (five years ago)

xpost I am never too drunk to cook anything which is probably bad but I end up making amazing things like my 2am pasta, hot sauce, garlic powder, mozzarella ball.

Yerac, Monday, 4 November 2019 12:37 (five years ago)

I'd eat that pasta

so for people using ride services: did your city have a decent number of taxis pre-app, and have the numbers changed at all?

I haven't checked out the situation for a while, but unless you had a regular driver you could contact or you were at a specific taxi-friendly location (e.g. the airport) the experience was pretty variable

mh, Monday, 4 November 2019 14:23 (five years ago)

Before Uber/Lyft, I could NEVER get a taxi to come to my house. Generally the dispatcher would pick up after like 50 rings, ask for my address, and hang up while saying "45 minutes!" Then the cabs would never come. We have Flywheel now in SF, but it's not very reliable, and they even added a "would you like to pre-tip 25%? That might make taxis more likely to pick you up!" bit that was pretty obnoxious.

DJI, Monday, 4 November 2019 19:11 (five years ago)

Taxis were pretty terrible before Uber etc. Turned up. It at least made them buy new vehicles and it got rid of the medallion system which got more cabs on the road as well. Cab fares are still high and you get penalised for using a card to pay so I don’t bother.

Currently Uber, DiDi and Ola are in a three way fight for market share here. Fares are ridiculously low, to the extent that two people in a DiDi can be cheaper than the tram or train. They also, quite frankly make up for the fact that cross town transit is terrible in Melbourne. In and out of the CBD is great but if I want to go from here to Brunswick the busses are every 20 minutes and best and every 40 minutes at some points on the weekend if they run at all.

Transit plus Rideshare plus car share makes not owning a car very easy. Ride share is very exploitative, I’ve been doing some work with drivers for the electric vehicle company I’m doing work for and it’s a very tenuous existence, squeezed by the rideshare companies on one end and the vehicles hire companies on the other. All those discounts I’m getting are coming from their pockets, not Mayoshi Don’s or the Bin Salmans’.

I do find it slightly hilarious that three companies with SoftBank as a major investor are filing it out for market share.

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Monday, 4 November 2019 22:41 (five years ago)

Before Uber/Lyft, I could NEVER get a taxi to come to my house. Generally the dispatcher would pick up after like 50 rings, ask for my address, and hang up while saying "45 minutes!"

lol this sounds familiar

j., Monday, 4 November 2019 23:10 (five years ago)

softbank is all about people with too much money trying to hold it elsewhere, make more money (because you can never have too much), or just straight up do money laundering

like, I’d be hedging by bets if I had softbank money and throwing my cash at every ride, bike, scooter, or hoverboard company I could in the hopes I’d get a (number of investments) multiplier on just one of them to break even

mh, Tuesday, 5 November 2019 00:54 (five years ago)

*Masayoshi Son and yeah there are a lot:

https://www.businessinsider.com/running-list-softbank-investments-2017-7

Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, 5 November 2019 07:47 (five years ago)

There’s plenty of companies on that list that don’t suck and some that might not suck but there are some real howlers there and some that just look a bit overvalued.

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Tuesday, 5 November 2019 09:36 (five years ago)

Before Uber/Lyft, I could NEVER get a taxi to come to my house. Generally the dispatcher would pick up after like 50 rings, ask for my address, and hang up while saying "45 minutes!" Then the cabs would never come. We have Flywheel now in SF, but it's not very reliable,

Did you/do you live somewhere "inconvenient"? When I lived in SF, I didn't have a problem getting cabs, though you had to plan for the wait time ime. It was like getting pizza delivered late night ... if they say 45 minutes, it's gonna be at least an hour. ... But I lived in a fairly dense residential neighborhood where taxis weren't common.

sarahell, Tuesday, 5 November 2019 18:41 (five years ago)

I live in the Exclesior.

DJI, Tuesday, 5 November 2019 22:50 (five years ago)

ugh, was just reminded of the time I was staying with an ex in her friend’s place in Humboldt Park in Chicago. Cab said it’d take 45 minutes to come pick us up, then when we tried to catch a cab on the way back they made lame excuses (“I’m going the other direction”) to not take us there when we were heading back

I think that neighborhood is now pretty gentrified but it was *fine* then

mh, Wednesday, 6 November 2019 01:10 (five years ago)

...bright eyes.

Wow you know I was really worried about WeWork's future, but this slide from Softbank's earnings call really clears up all my concerns

Will make sure to use a slide like this with our other late stage companies pic.twitter.com/7IGf5FLni4

— DELIAN Asparouhov (@zebulgar) November 6, 2019

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 6 November 2019 22:43 (five years ago)

I live in the Exclesior.

I always hear this in the voice of Stan Lee (and with an exclamation point)

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 6 November 2019 22:45 (five years ago)

ya I can see why you had cab issues

sarahell, Wednesday, 6 November 2019 23:06 (five years ago)

Ride sharing is one thing, but the proliferation of food delivery apps (which I use, to be fair) is getting out of control. I was at Shanghai Dumpling King on Monterey the other day, and this was the scene"

https://i.imgur.com/Trrxh48m.jpg

DJI, Wednesday, 6 November 2019 23:46 (five years ago)

https://i.imgur.com/Trrxh48l.jpg

DJI, Wednesday, 6 November 2019 23:47 (five years ago)

Increasingly we just order food somewhere and then walk over to get it.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 7 November 2019 00:22 (five years ago)

to confirm, these are all people hired to pick up for other people?

we are a very lazy species. we all obviously need personal assistants to live.

Yerac, Thursday, 7 November 2019 00:47 (five years ago)

Yeah, those people were all picking up for delivery. Pretty much all for other people, as far as I could tell. I mean, the DUMPLINGS! at SDK ARE delicious.

DJI, Thursday, 7 November 2019 00:51 (five years ago)

Wait is there a dump1ings feature on ILX that replaces the word with a capitalized version with an exclamation point?

DJI, Thursday, 7 November 2019 00:53 (five years ago)

i love those random word replacements, i have no idea where most of them came from or why

tantric societal collapse (rushomancy), Thursday, 7 November 2019 01:00 (five years ago)

yeah, the dumps thing is a thing.

Yerac, Thursday, 7 November 2019 01:01 (five years ago)

Also possible that they're picking it up for themselves, right?

nickn, Thursday, 7 November 2019 01:15 (five years ago)

Possible, but I don't think so.

DJI, Thursday, 7 November 2019 01:39 (five years ago)

Look up DUMPLINGS! (film) wiki entry

Οὖτις, Thursday, 7 November 2019 03:15 (five years ago)

I try to order ahead from Brandy Ho's so I don't have to stand around

Dan S, Thursday, 7 November 2019 03:22 (five years ago)

I like how the recent trajectory of the “Silicon Valley Techno-Utopianism” thread has been “Holy crap the unicorns are self immolating!!! ... ... I do like being able to order a taxi from my phone on occasion ... ... DUMPLINGS! are pretty good”

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Thursday, 7 November 2019 04:38 (five years ago)

Uh not sure why DUMPLINGS! wound up all caps with an exclamation point kind of kills the tone I was going for.

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Thursday, 7 November 2019 04:39 (five years ago)

Oh, lol

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Thursday, 7 November 2019 04:39 (five years ago)

i first discovered this feature while posting about winston churchill swimming

difficult listening hour, Thursday, 7 November 2019 07:50 (five years ago)

New story about the scooter companies: They Pay their workers less than half of minimal wage, no benefits, and they can get fined hundreds of dollars for calling in sick too late.

Burn the whole thing down.

Frederik B, Thursday, 7 November 2019 08:58 (five years ago)

link?

weird ilx but sb (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 7 November 2019 12:07 (five years ago)

That's from an untrustworthy tabloid, but they are referencing a real story, which is beyond a paywall. So, you know...

Frederik B, Thursday, 7 November 2019 12:15 (five years ago)

Thanks!

weird ilx but sb (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 7 November 2019 14:06 (five years ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EIxuYNtWkAE9--n?format=png&name=large

mookieproof, Thursday, 7 November 2019 19:26 (five years ago)

does B*tch Don't Grill My Cheese sell cold cheese sandwiches?

$1,000,000 or 1 bag of honeycrisp apples (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 7 November 2019 19:36 (five years ago)

that would also work in the extreme bacon thread

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Thursday, 7 November 2019 19:37 (five years ago)

IDG what phrases the second and third ones are even playing on -- Wig the Fuck Out? Peace the Fuck Out? I guess the third one is Bitch Don't Kill My Vibe but it barely even works.

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Thursday, 7 November 2019 19:39 (five years ago)

they actually sell grilled cheeses for $7-11.25

$1,000,000 or 1 bag of honeycrisp apples (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 7 November 2019 19:46 (five years ago)

adding jalapeno is $2 more

$1,000,000 or 1 bag of honeycrisp apples (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 7 November 2019 19:47 (five years ago)

xxp
Get the Fuck Out?

nickn, Thursday, 7 November 2019 19:54 (five years ago)

i just looked at their website -- "turn key solutions" is like code for "we are exploitative douchebags"

sarahell, Thursday, 7 November 2019 20:30 (five years ago)

And from someone that loathes AirBnB more than I do -- link via the SF Tenants Union

https://www.theinformation.com/articles/airbnbs-q1-loss-more-than-doubled-new-data-shows

sarahell, Thursday, 7 November 2019 21:05 (five years ago)

"turnkey solutions" is a term with a definite meaning in the construction/engineering world, they're just repurposing it into a different context where it's basically meaningless

Οὖτις, Thursday, 7 November 2019 21:28 (five years ago)

Bill & Melinda for President. Benioff, VP. Warren Buffett, Treasury. Rabois, FCC. Thiel, Chief Justice. Ken Howery, Secretary of State. Joe Lonsdale, CIA Director. Emil Michael, Defense. Reid Hoffman, Commerce. David Sacks, SBA. Marvin Ammori, AG. Elon, NASA. Travis, Transport.

— shervin pishevar (@shervin) November 7, 2019

mookieproof, Thursday, 7 November 2019 21:29 (five years ago)

xp - I have seen it for years in real estate investment land

sarahell, Thursday, 7 November 2019 21:31 (five years ago)

I am opening a delivery-only restaurant in some rundown real estate (cashing in on the US Thanksgiving boomlet) called Turkey ******* Solutions

mick signals, Thursday, 7 November 2019 23:47 (five years ago)

take a dumpling

maura, Friday, 8 November 2019 01:18 (five years ago)

I don't know if this is accurate, but it's definitely scary: https://www.theguardian.com/business/2019/nov/08/how-big-tech-is-dragging-us-towards-the-next-financial-crash

Frederik B, Friday, 8 November 2019 12:10 (five years ago)

I don't know if this is accurate, but it's definitely scary

― Frederik B

ladies and gentlemen - THE INTERNET!

tantric societal collapse (rushomancy), Friday, 8 November 2019 15:20 (five years ago)

three weeks pass...

wooooow

https://www.theverge.com/2019/12/5/20995453/away-luggage-ceo-steph-korey-toxic-work-environment-travel-inclusion

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 5 December 2019 20:19 (five years ago)

every single one of these places is a shitshow I swear to fucking god

Simon H., Thursday, 5 December 2019 20:25 (five years ago)

the thing that struck me by the end of this particular story was that... they just needed more customer support people. it sounds like they did have supply and demand issues and some logistics problems, but everyone involved in this shitshow... they were just way overtasked and it sounds like they didn't have a way to have, say, contractors do first-level triage during peak periods

mh, Thursday, 5 December 2019 21:23 (five years ago)

What's it called when you have zero sympathy for anyone involved in a story?

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Thursday, 5 December 2019 21:37 (five years ago)

disgust?

A is for (Aimless), Thursday, 5 December 2019 21:40 (five years ago)

I didn't realize Away was so popular. I skimmed over them once but thought they were too pricey for what they were. Does anyone have one?

Yeah, everyone in that story sucks beside Montell Williams.

Yerac, Thursday, 5 December 2019 21:55 (five years ago)

I struggle to understand why someone would aspire to work for a company that sold luggage. Like this seems like the type of job that would only be appealing if it was something stable, paid well, didn't require much emotional energy, and had "normal" hours -- like repairing appliances or being a low-level civil servant

sarahell, Thursday, 5 December 2019 22:15 (five years ago)

I take that back -- both appliance repair and many low-level civil service jobs seem more inherently psychologically rewarding than selling luggage.

sarahell, Thursday, 5 December 2019 22:18 (five years ago)

agree with mh and obv it was the cx people who they got to talk but it’s weird none of this was falling on ops.

that said, speaking as someone who’s been working in an around various startups for like oh god 20 years now this article could have come with a trigger warning.

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Thursday, 5 December 2019 22:21 (five years ago)

ah but the aspiration is to disrupt!

maffew12, Thursday, 5 December 2019 22:25 (five years ago)

I've worked in and around arts non-profits for about 20 years now and the workload and under-resourced problems seem not that problematic ... this only seems nightmarish because 1. it's a dumb luggage company and 2. people treat each other like shit (granted arts non-profits tend to involve mastery of passive-aggressive tactics).

sarahell, Thursday, 5 December 2019 22:27 (five years ago)

OMG Ms. Korey is so amazingly bitchy, it's perversely entertaining -- like some Glenn Close character (what was that show she was in, Damages? That character.) -- way less painful that the awful WeWork bro

sarahell, Thursday, 5 December 2019 22:37 (five years ago)

I am going to help you learn the career skill of accountability. To hold you accountable...no more [paid time off] or [work from home] requests will be considered from the 6 of you...I hope everyone in this group appreciates the thoughtfulness I’ve put into creating this career development opportunity and that you’re all excited to operate consistently with our core values.

my god

britain's secret sauce (seandalai), Thursday, 5 December 2019 23:21 (five years ago)

seriously that one!! also:

Williams tried to smooth things over, explaining that some team members were missing calls simply when they stepped away to use the bathroom. “We all always assumed people went to the bathroom,” she responded. “Let’s please stop talking about that as if it’s a surprising Friday update.”

sarahell, Thursday, 5 December 2019 23:40 (five years ago)

I get exactly what they were going for — it’s basically Warby Parker for luggage. And the framing as it being not a luggage company but a “travel lifestyle” company is very on-point for a lot of startups, because instead of selling the product, you sell this jet setting/weekend trip-taking ideal. people working there get the spillover of that image and the social cachet of working for a “cool” company, even if that means nothing in reality

mh, Friday, 6 December 2019 00:13 (five years ago)

hope I never work for a cool company

Swilling Ambergris, Esq. (silby), Friday, 6 December 2019 00:17 (five years ago)

well, the model is maybe less warby parker than that implies, because afaik they’re mostly aiming at stylish/less expansive product

I keep thinking back to these overpriced house slippers I impulse bought from an ad. They came with some sort of branded lifestyle magazine because, while their only extant product was slippers, you were really buying the uh, home lounge experience?

mh, Friday, 6 December 2019 00:17 (five years ago)

I definitely felt bad for the low-level employees in this story! I've mentioned working for shitty startups before, that bit about "oh you don't have to work late but I will be doing it..." manipulative bullshit is very familiar to me

Simon H., Friday, 6 December 2019 00:21 (five years ago)

tbf away is also aiming for stylish/less expensive... but with absurd cx overhead

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Friday, 6 December 2019 00:22 (five years ago)

The worst job I ever had in my life was project manager for all the new 4meric4n 4pp4arel stores that were opening during their heyday. It seemed like a cool job at the time but it was horrific. I quit that job in under 6 months. But not before I got to hear d0v's desire to have 'pussy lips pussy lips pussy lips' on the signage for one of the stores.

Yerac, Friday, 6 December 2019 00:24 (five years ago)

I very much prefer companies that are not cool.

Yerac, Friday, 6 December 2019 00:24 (five years ago)

jeeesus

seeing those slack screenshots was....if not outright triggering, something close. nothing wrong with Slack really, just that all my worst jobs used it. very glad my current one doesn't

Simon H., Friday, 6 December 2019 00:25 (five years ago)

honestly if I started somewhere that used it and they outlawed private non-work chats I'd consider bouncing right then and there. Slack is mainly as popular as it is (imo) because it gives you a place to vent to each other that is prohibitively difficult for your employer to access!

Simon H., Friday, 6 December 2019 00:26 (five years ago)

^^ xpost it's somehow comforting that i wasn't the only one... i still like Slack tho

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Friday, 6 December 2019 00:27 (five years ago)

Not to get all mar1ssa on this thread but I have had a lot of jobs at cool places and neither this company or warby parker are cool.

sarahell, Friday, 6 December 2019 00:31 (five years ago)

any kind of company 'core values' used against workers is some sociopathic forced teaming bs. People need to learn to protect themselves from it.

Yerac, Friday, 6 December 2019 00:34 (five years ago)

they're not cool but they are Brands Your Friends Have Heard Of with active instas

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Friday, 6 December 2019 01:34 (five years ago)

you guys already covered this re: "cool companies" but I left this post in an open tab so you get it anyway

The thing that stands out to me from the article is the listing of other hot brands that apparently thrive on this direct-to-consumer model: Warby Parker, Dollar Shave Club, Glossier, Everlane - meanwhile I've been buying luggage and clothes for myself and my family from old ass catalog brands like LL Bean and Lands End for decades and 1) nobody cares 2) don't recall any big stories about them being fucked up to work in (they might be, it just doesn't make the news because see (1)

El Tomboto, Friday, 6 December 2019 03:51 (five years ago)

There's a manager in a parallel group to mine who has tried to institute a "no side conversations about projects" rule because he thinks there should be an actual meeting he's invited to when things are worked out. It's ridiculous and not taken seriously because it's the dumbest micro-managing overreach and he really just thinks he should be involved in every interaction. I think we violated that rule about 20 times this week, lol

mh, Friday, 6 December 2019 16:03 (five years ago)

I've realized I can put up with a lot of bullshit at work so long as there's none of that hyper micromanagement shit going on, drives me absolutely n u t s

Simon H., Friday, 6 December 2019 16:05 (five years ago)

Taking advantage of young, naive workers who over-identify with brands and think themselves too smart to need a union is the bread and butter of tech companies. Dell pulled all of this shit when I worked there like twenty years ago, and the support workers ate it up/burned out in the same pattern.

the girl from spirea x (f. hazel), Friday, 6 December 2019 16:10 (five years ago)

never forget what they did to the "dude you're getting a Dell" guy, I still haven't forgiven them for that

frogbs, Friday, 6 December 2019 16:15 (five years ago)

Not surprising they canned that guy when he got caught buying pot. Dell is really puritanical about drugs. A tech I knew was discovered to have used LSD in high school, and they unceremoniously fired him. Not arrested for possession, mind you. His manager just found out he had taken LSD once, and said it meant he had lied on his job application.

the girl from spirea x (f. hazel), Friday, 6 December 2019 17:03 (five years ago)

I need a new hardshell lg suitcase and am considering this Away luggage, but the only thing that seems to be favorable is that it has a lifetime guarantee (for the life of the company, which hmmm). But shipping a 30" thing to be fixed seems really annoying.

Yerac, Friday, 6 December 2019 17:30 (five years ago)

fuckin brain genious over here

Simon H., Friday, 6 December 2019 20:05 (five years ago)

Managing people is extremely hard and they are making it even harder by absorbing all the terrible Lean In, Goop, live/work/love shit that they should completely ignore.

It's not even 'Warby Parker for luggage' because Warby Parker has a much more accessible price point and was fillin the gap of not being owned by Luxxotica who completely dominate everything eyewear related. I am still trying to figure out this popularity besides them advertising on instagram during an optimal time.

Yerac, Friday, 6 December 2019 20:15 (five years ago)

the suitcases have batteries

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 6 December 2019 20:30 (five years ago)

My main go-to is still a 2000yen Don Quijote find from 15 years ago lol. I bought it to supplement my Samsonite and it has replaced it.

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Friday, 6 December 2019 20:47 (five years ago)

But you have to take out the battery to check the bag. Also a lot of airports now have tons of charging stations even if you don't have lounge access so it seems like a meh perk.

xpost Oh, I will check out the local DonQ in Jan. I was planning on getting a bag from somewhere then. Typically, the actual hardshell is always fine but it's the handles and wheels that go first and crack out of the shell.

Yerac, Friday, 6 December 2019 20:52 (five years ago)

check out the death stranding thread

$1,000,000 or 1 bag of honeycrisp apples (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 6 December 2019 21:38 (five years ago)

I also don't want a suitcase with a baby in a bubble.

Yerac, Friday, 6 December 2019 21:51 (five years ago)

eBags.com have their own house brand and they hold up incredibly well. I still use a weekender backpack I bought from them 15 years ago, it goes with me on basically every trip

Hard shells are ridiculous btw, idgi

El Tomboto, Saturday, 7 December 2019 01:00 (five years ago)

But you have to take out the battery to check the bag. Also a lot of airports now have tons of charging stations even if you don't have lounge access so it seems like a meh perk.

yes it was a joke. no one should buy these bags.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Saturday, 7 December 2019 01:13 (five years ago)

I was recently gifted an inexpensive hardshell from bed bath and beyond. It meets international carry-on restrictions, and I can fit a lot of stuff into it. It may not last that long but for now it is the best piece of luggage I've ever had
xp

Dan S, Saturday, 7 December 2019 01:16 (five years ago)

you have to remove the battery from the bags where they’re part of the bag even if you’re not checking them now, I think. some airlines don’t even let them in the overhead compartment!

I get the convenience idea but binding a somewhat perishable commodity to a suitcase, which could last most people decades, seems like you’re acknowledging the suitcase is a disposable reputation item

mh, Saturday, 7 December 2019 01:17 (five years ago)

I like hardshells because I sometimes take a lot of breakable things (bottles) on flights. I think I have a samsonite or delph spinner right now and my normal carry on is a weird japanese softshell. I can do 3 weeks with only a commuter backpack as long as it's not super wintery.

Yerac, Saturday, 7 December 2019 02:13 (five years ago)

i don't know what delph is, i meant delsey.

Yerac, Saturday, 7 December 2019 02:31 (five years ago)

Use this thread to discuss how 2 use luggage moar effective LUGGAGE ADVICE SOUGHT

El Tomboto, Saturday, 7 December 2019 04:40 (five years ago)

I was picturing Yerac with bottles and maybe crackers stuffed in a suitcase and was pondering how endearingly on character that’d be!

mh, Saturday, 7 December 2019 19:24 (five years ago)

lmao and rip to the scooter startup whose efforts at nominative determinism were a colossal failure

Unicorn, the electric scooter startup from the co-creator of gadget tracker Tile, is shutting down operations after blowing all its cash on Facebook and Google ads but only receiving 350 orders for its glossy white e-scooters, it claims. In an email to customers, the company says it lacks the resources to deliver any of its $699 two-wheelers, and won’t be issuing refunds “as we are completely out of funding.”

In a remorseful email, Unicorn CEO Nick Evans said the company had “totally failed as a business” and has also “spread the cost of this failure to you, the early customers that believed in us.”

Unicorn emerged six months ago as part of a new crop of scooter startups hoping to capitalize on the popularity of dockless rental services like Bird and Lime, while also pitching itself as an affordable alternative to shared scooters. In addition to having a striking profile — the all-white look was really something — the scooter was loaded with a lot of high-tech bells and whistles, like GPS tracking and smartphone-enabled locking. Naturally it included integration with Tile, Evans’ other company, which uses Bluetooth to track lost items, like a wallet, keys, or phone.

But now Unicorn is no more. The company claims it sunk all its money into advertising and marketing, as well as loan repayments and other expenses, with little leftover for production and deliveries.

"Big Joe Fuck and the Bogalusa Maniac" (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 9 December 2019 13:14 (five years ago)

can't believe that spending all your money on advertising and forgetting to keep some aside to actually build your product was not a gangbusters business plan

"Big Joe Fuck and the Bogalusa Maniac" (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 9 December 2019 13:15 (five years ago)

lolllll

Doctor Casino, Monday, 9 December 2019 13:44 (five years ago)

“Unicorn”

breastcrawl, Monday, 9 December 2019 15:18 (five years ago)

I guess their value proposition was they had an app and maybe an additional piece of hardware tagged on to a scooter they were sourcing from segway

mh, Monday, 9 December 2019 15:40 (five years ago)

how is that not just committing fraud?

the girl from spirea x (f. hazel), Monday, 9 December 2019 16:00 (five years ago)

look if 'fraud' is disqualifying in and of itself then we're gonna have to shut down a lot of tech companies, can't we just keep turning a blind eye and pretend we're not heading for a colossal collapse for a little bit longer

a synthesis of Trotskyism and Ufology (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 9 December 2019 16:03 (five years ago)

Zuck's laughing all the way to the bank.

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Monday, 9 December 2019 16:47 (five years ago)

https://onezero.medium.com/survival-of-the-richest-9ef6cddd0cc1

The Event. That was their euphemism for the environmental collapse, social unrest, nuclear explosion, unstoppable virus, or Mr. Robot hack that takes everything down.
This single question occupied us for the rest of the hour. They knew armed guards would be required to protect their compounds from the angry mobs. But how would they pay the guards once money was worthless? What would stop the guards from choosing their own leader? The billionaires considered using special combination locks on the food supply that only they knew. Or making guards wear disciplinary collars of some kind in return for their survival. Or maybe building robots to serve as guards and workers — if that technology could be developed in time.
That’s when it hit me: At least as far as these gentlemen were concerned, this was a talk about the future of technology. Taking their cue from Elon Musk colonizing Mars, Peter Thiel reversing the aging process, or Sam Altman and Ray Kurzweil uploading their minds into supercomputers, they were preparing for a digital future that had a whole lot less to do with making the world a better place than it did with transcending the human condition altogether and insulating themselves from a very real and present danger of climate change, rising sea levels, mass migrations, global pandemics, nativist panic, and resource depletion. For them, the future of technology is really about just one thing: escape.

...

WWhen the hedge funders asked me the best way to maintain authority over their security forces after “the event,” I suggested that their best bet would be to treat those people really well, right now. They should be engaging with their security staffs as if they were members of their own family. And the more they can expand this ethos of inclusivity to the rest of their business practices, supply chain management, sustainability efforts, and wealth distribution, the less chance there will be of an “event” in the first place. All this technological wizardry could be applied toward less romantic but entirely more collective interests right now.
They were amused by my optimism, but they didn’t really buy it. They were not interested in how to avoid a calamity; they’re convinced we are too far gone. For all their wealth and power, they don’t believe they can affect the future. They are simply accepting the darkest of all scenarios and then bringing whatever money and technology they can employ to insulate themselves — especially if they can’t get a seat on the rocket to Mars.

treeship., Monday, 9 December 2019 17:44 (five years ago)

William Gibson called it the Jackpot, a better name than the Event

the girl from spirea x (f. hazel), Monday, 9 December 2019 17:47 (five years ago)

Allegedly this is real. I wonder why the author doesn’t disclose the names of the people at this conference though.

treeship., Monday, 9 December 2019 17:50 (five years ago)

In any case, embellished or not, it’s true that the billionaire class isn’t interested in humanity’s collective future.

treeship., Monday, 9 December 2019 17:51 (five years ago)

that story’s 18 months old tbf, i’m sure our overlords have reconsidered their approach and embraced eco-friendly socialism by now

a synthesis of Trotskyism and Ufology (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 9 December 2019 17:52 (five years ago)

He probably can’t identify 100 investment bankers by sight? He was just the hired help.

Greta Van Show Feets BB (milo z), Monday, 9 December 2019 17:52 (five years ago)

he said there were only 5 people in this room

treeship., Monday, 9 December 2019 18:09 (five years ago)

a gift of accountability? https://t.co/QXF9SQ7jMS

— Erin Griffith (@eringriffith) December 9, 2019

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 9 December 2019 23:06 (five years ago)

I don't know what this site is, that Slashdot linked to in their item about the news, but it speaks to what I found weird about the whole Away story when I got round to reading it after discussion here had died down. Y'know, that the only quoted example of the terrible culture was this one leader.

https://daringfireball.net/2019/12/away_replaces_ceo

The original article was also really weird about the hire of an intermediary manager to sit between the exec and the customer experience workers, making their magic work of disrupting the luggage business briefly more tolerable. The workers loved him and his sacking was a blow to morale. The story seemed to bend over backwards to avoid drawing the conclusion that, perhaps, when there is a chronic work backlog, maybe a company just needs to hire more fucking workers.

maffew12, Tuesday, 10 December 2019 14:44 (five years ago)

I skimmed that yesterday but it's pretty obviously Gruber being a weird bootlicker and doing some weird "no, I am the woke one" about a man replacing a woman

a u.s. government department (mh), Tuesday, 10 December 2019 15:11 (five years ago)

you see, The Verge got played by people who wanted to actually make this a success story about replacing a woman (who was toxic!) with a man, who we have had in the wings as we engineered this cover story

fwiw someone on twitter pointed out that the incoming CEO is coming from Lululemon, who notoriously have a weird corporate culture that's been documented elsewhere, including a period where they were sending their employees to Landmark Forum sessions

a u.s. government department (mh), Tuesday, 10 December 2019 15:14 (five years ago)

fwiw if you're interested in the other follies of mr. daringfireball.net: indefensible: john gruber

a u.s. government department (mh), Tuesday, 10 December 2019 15:21 (five years ago)

https://vcstarterkit.substack.com/p/getting-carried-away

uh as much as I'm loathe to relate to VC types, there are some decent (and some truly awful) responses here

as much as the outsourcing and globalization of support has led to roles moving away from US companies... why the fuck did they not anticipate a huge surge over the holidays and just hire a communications team elsewhere. maybe even one where.. christmas isn't necessarily a holiday for the staff?

a u.s. government department (mh), Tuesday, 10 December 2019 15:47 (five years ago)

https://daringfireball.net/2019/12/away_replaces_ceo

hahahahahahahahhaahha

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 10 December 2019 17:36 (five years ago)

incredible

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ELw20v-XkAAIPql.jpg

https://www.nuraphone.com

mookieproof, Saturday, 14 December 2019 20:02 (five years ago)

unbelievable

Receive Your Simulated Fluids Before The End of The Year! (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 14 December 2019 20:04 (five years ago)

no YOU'RE a phone

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 14 December 2019 20:13 (five years ago)

ok yes fuck subscriptions in general but I am curious abt these headphones, afaik this design/tech/build is not elsewhere available?

otoh not sure I trust I would trust an app to EQ for me and am afraid what it would tell me about my hearing loss

Suggest Banshee (Hadrian VIII), Sunday, 15 December 2019 16:33 (five years ago)

EQ is a joke

Bo Johnson Overdrive (crüt), Sunday, 15 December 2019 16:39 (five years ago)

?

When given the option I always adjust EQ levels to suit a given system.

Suggest Banshee (Hadrian VIII), Sunday, 15 December 2019 16:52 (five years ago)

to clarify w/r/t novelty of this technology I'm referring to isolating the low end over the ear and transmitting higher frequencies via earbud

Suggest Banshee (Hadrian VIII), Sunday, 15 December 2019 16:55 (five years ago)

mlk, gandhi, maggie

Most people that changed the world were workaholics. MLK, Gandhi, Hamilton, Thatcher, etc all worked nights and weekends.

But if you are not interested in changing the world, then working more than 40 hours a week is optional.

I choose to try to change the world. https://t.co/6G0OhMsY7t

— Auren 𝐇𝐨𝐟𝐟𝐦𝐚𝐧 (@auren) December 25, 2019

mookieproof, Thursday, 26 December 2019 02:35 (five years ago)

At least two notorious adulterers on that list, and it seems that Gandhi had a questionable sex life to say the least. I assume Maggie never fucked

Swilling Ambergris, Esq. (silby), Thursday, 26 December 2019 03:48 (five years ago)

Wait a mo. I consider it possible that Maggie and Dennis could have had occasional angry sex.

A is for (Aimless), Thursday, 26 December 2019 03:53 (five years ago)

Who’d fuck someone named Dennis

Swilling Ambergris, Esq. (silby), Thursday, 26 December 2019 03:54 (five years ago)

hmmm, makes you think

A is for (Aimless), Thursday, 26 December 2019 03:58 (five years ago)

Nura came up through the university accelerator I occasionally mentor at. They stared as a couple of PhDs with some tech to make adaptive hearing aids that worked with the strengths and weaknesses of people hearing. Headphones was mainly something to do whilst they worked out how do the re gu altitude stuff for a medical device.

Headphones took off and the rest is history. The tech is cool and sounds remarkably good but I find the weird nipples in the earcups to be pretty uncomfortable. Keen to try the nuraloop buds when the come out.

Subscription is ridiculous but that’s the way of things today.

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Thursday, 26 December 2019 08:49 (five years ago)

two weeks pass...

Guess who's back!

https://www.nytimes.com/2020/01/13/business/steph-korey-away.html

bold caucasian eroticism (Simon H.), Monday, 13 January 2020 16:32 (five years ago)

they must have figured out the people they sell luggage to only read lifestyle magazines, so any news article (or the verge) wasn't going to affect their sales, right?

of course they're suing the verge, though. classic thiel move

babu frik fan account (mh), Monday, 13 January 2020 18:03 (five years ago)

https://thebaffler.com/latest/certain-unflattering-truths-schaffer

I’ve come to the view this as part of the project of the book itself: to leave us unsettled by how its narrator, like all of us, remains somewhat in the Valley’s mindset, if not its pocket. This entanglement is a feature of the system that works, as she notes, precisely as designed. In the end, for all the generosity she extends to those around her, Wiener is unsparing with herself: “Certain unflattering truths: I had felt unassailable behind the walls of power. Society was shifting, and I felt safer inside the empire, inside the machine. It was preferable to be on the side that did the watching than the side being watched.” Wiener has written an indispensable chronicle of this era in tech, the consequences of which we will all reckon with as the next decade unfolds. Still, given the Valley’s unmatched ability to avoid any sense of guilt as the world around it burns, there is no doubt in my mind that while Uncanny Valley will be read widely and voraciously throughout the empire, Wiener’s readers—techno-skeptics and technologists alike—will be able to recognize themselves without feeling indicted.

But surely someone, somewhere, eventually, will need to feel indicted. At some point, we’re going to need the sharp end of the knife.

j., Tuesday, 21 January 2020 03:18 (five years ago)

two weeks pass...

wow, Casper CEO on CNBC, when asked why the company priced its IPO at less than half of its private valuation: "I loved getting out and meeting investors. ... People got very excited" about Casper's mission. 🙃

— eg (@eringriffith) February 6, 2020

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 6 February 2020 16:53 (five years ago)

wonder if you could say they were…exuberant

Swilling Ambergris, Esq. (silby), Thursday, 6 February 2020 16:54 (five years ago)

is this the mattress company or ... ?

sarahell, Thursday, 6 February 2020 17:18 (five years ago)

I'm sure they'd insist they're a sleep technology company

Swilling Ambergris, Esq. (silby), Thursday, 6 February 2020 17:20 (five years ago)

it's a platform for sleep

mookieproof, Thursday, 6 February 2020 17:21 (five years ago)

not hot dog

sarahell, Thursday, 6 February 2020 17:22 (five years ago)

sorry, sometimes I get this thread and the thread for the Silicon Valley tv show confused

sarahell, Thursday, 6 February 2020 17:22 (five years ago)

I got one of their pillows and some sheets on deep discount and they're pretty good if very overpriced

caucus fricked iowa account (mh), Thursday, 6 February 2020 17:24 (five years ago)

if you run their stock through the lazarus, the valuation becomes real

zuck zuck lucify (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 6 February 2020 17:32 (five years ago)

CSPR ipo delivers

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2020-02-07/casper-sleep-slips-below-ipo-price-on-second-day-as-public-firm

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Friday, 7 February 2020 22:06 (five years ago)

nice, love seeing VC money destroyed, after financing thousands of podcasts

Swilling Ambergris, Esq. (silby), Friday, 7 February 2020 23:41 (five years ago)

From 2016 to September 2019, Casper spent $422.8 million on marketing, according to an earlier filing.

this seems like a lot

mookieproof, Friday, 7 February 2020 23:56 (five years ago)

I thought the same thing

Swilling Ambergris, Esq. (silby), Friday, 7 February 2020 23:56 (five years ago)

i mean, if you want long-term national name recognition for a mattress brand in a hurry, mission accomplished and that's more or less what it takes.

whether or not that's a good idea is another question but it's not unreasonable on the marketing side for what they were after.

(what was obvious from the S-1 is no, it's not a good idea)

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Saturday, 8 February 2020 00:45 (five years ago)

always hated their C

https://media.glassdoor.com/sqll/990859/casper-squarelogo-1434393923933.png

mookieproof, Saturday, 8 February 2020 00:58 (five years ago)

lol I do agree

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Saturday, 8 February 2020 01:02 (five years ago)

https://www.nytimes.com/2020/02/07/business/media/the-information-jessica-lessin.html

Maybe Information Actually Doesn’t Want to Be Free
By Edmund LeeUpdated Feb. 8, 2020, 8:59 a.m. ET
Jessica Lessin’s online tech publication costs $399 a year and has no ads. Silicon Valley’s elite is eating it up.

j., Saturday, 8 February 2020 17:07 (five years ago)

heh I remember that valleywag piece

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Saturday, 8 February 2020 17:24 (five years ago)

I miss valleywag

El Tomboto, Saturday, 8 February 2020 17:41 (five years ago)

i'm reading bad blood. what a world!

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Saturday, 8 February 2020 22:03 (five years ago)

turns out a lot of smart people are very dumb!

Homegrown Georgia speedster Ladd McConkey (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 8 February 2020 22:16 (five years ago)

haha i just read that this week. how is it that no one is in jail yet?

also, fuck david boies

mookieproof, Saturday, 8 February 2020 23:29 (five years ago)

One likes to think one couldn’t be conned but one probably just hasn’t been a target yet.

Also I could definitely be conned I’m very susceptible to salespeople who are ostensibly not outright scamming you.

Swilling Ambergris, Esq. (silby), Saturday, 8 February 2020 23:48 (five years ago)

Literally just wrote a story about how rich people get lesser charges due to filing endless technical appeals. https://t.co/kazZzdQloO https://t.co/c2lFbJt2zE

— Michael Hobbes (@RottenInDenmark) February 12, 2020

mookieproof, Thursday, 13 February 2020 21:10 (five years ago)

Liz looking more normal-ish there

mh, Thursday, 13 February 2020 21:20 (five years ago)

Adam Neumann's for sale apt is kind of a bland mess. That floorplan!

https://ny.curbed.com/2020/2/19/21143697/for-sale-in-nyc-adam-neumann-nyc-manhattan-wework

Yerac, Thursday, 20 February 2020 00:21 (five years ago)

fits

El Tomboto, Thursday, 20 February 2020 01:20 (five years ago)

ffs

I tend to be cynical about the idea of Late Capitalism, but an Uber driver last night told me a story which made my jaw hit the floor.

He picked me up, and apologised for the congestion.

"You see all these cars, though? They're owned by the same person". (1/9)

— Imran Khan (@imrankhan) February 19, 2020

Generous Grant for Stepladder Creamery (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 20 February 2020 14:20 (five years ago)

: o

j., Thursday, 20 February 2020 19:08 (five years ago)

still use DC & Arlington cabs every week, never installed uber or lyft on any of my phones

Fuck buying into a scam, even at a 100% discount

El Tomboto, Friday, 21 February 2020 03:50 (five years ago)

this is some of the dumbest shit I've ever heard
https://www.sfgate.com/living-in-sf/article/bumblebee-spaces-modular-housing-furniture-sf-15080191.php

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 25 February 2020 20:02 (five years ago)

let's needlessly increase energy usage in homes with a bunch of hydraulics that can only be operated with your chronically faulty internet-of-things devices! imagine coming home drunk and wanting to pass out and yelling at Siri for 20 minutes to get your bed to come out of the ceiling

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 25 February 2020 20:03 (five years ago)

But with Bumblebee it’s like Marie Kondo lives in my ceiling.

ceiling cat, only Marie Kondo

mh, Tuesday, 25 February 2020 20:14 (five years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_FUt5S7j0s

adam, Tuesday, 25 February 2020 20:17 (five years ago)

oh, what a feeling / when you’re yelling at the ceiling

Generous Grant for Stepladder Creamery (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 25 February 2020 21:14 (five years ago)

overvalued and unprofitable startups desperately latching onto half-baked ideas for generating revenue: a thread

— sir this is a wendy 🌹 (@dellsystem) February 25, 2020

maura, Wednesday, 26 February 2020 03:01 (five years ago)

people are ruining the pivot moment, which was supposed to be realizing that you had developed a component that is useful on its own in the quest to create your original product

now it’s just “we can slap ads or loans in”

idk maybe the latter was the real thing and the former kismet

mh, Wednesday, 26 February 2020 03:34 (five years ago)

Or, you know, all this shit has just been a fucking obvious bubble to people who know how to read and do math

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 26 February 2020 04:16 (five years ago)

all these companies following ilx's lead. hook about 100 people. Then turn on that ad revenue, baby.

latin hypercube in shitspace (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 26 February 2020 05:09 (five years ago)

I feel so old about this stuff. My life is so lo-fi, i just would never be interested in most of these things.

Yerac, Wednesday, 26 February 2020 06:00 (five years ago)

The Homepolish story linked in that thread is a good one, if you enjoy reading about clueless entitled assholes ruining other people's lives.

Paperbag raita (ledge), Wednesday, 26 February 2020 09:20 (five years ago)

I am seriously wondering what type of permitting / code compliance issues those things would require ... like, are they gonna fall down in an earthquake? What is the minimum ceiling height they require? What about fire safety ... what is the fire rating of these things? Normally, code stipulates that you can't have storage closer than 18" from the ceiling ... because it's a mechanical device, would it require mechanical permits? ...

sarahell, Wednesday, 26 February 2020 21:26 (five years ago)

"who cares just build it and then worry about that shit later!" = every tech company ever

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 26 February 2020 21:27 (five years ago)

It just seems like something that would be hard to integrate with a bunch of different pre-existing construction types -- like, apartments with 8' or lower ceilings.

sarahell, Wednesday, 26 February 2020 21:33 (five years ago)

disrupting the building code "industry"

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 26 February 2020 21:44 (five years ago)

a ceiling waterbed is actually safer than normal beds in the case of fire

latin hypercube in shitspace (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 26 February 2020 21:46 (five years ago)

there are so many small businesses that are the opposite of tech companies with the attitude of "who cares just build it and then worry about that shit later!" but maybe tech companies tend to grow more quickly, exposing the attitude in more dramatic fashion.

latin hypercube in shitspace (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 26 February 2020 21:58 (five years ago)

small businesses would run into the same problems if they were always trying to "scale up" and/or waste other people's money

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 26 February 2020 22:04 (five years ago)

One of the guys from Mad Men had his bungalow featured in Dwell and he had a bed that raised and lowered manually and I thought that was actually pretty cool in a tight space.

Greta Van Show Feets BB (milo z), Wednesday, 26 February 2020 22:09 (five years ago)

coming out of the floor is very different from coming out of the fucking ceiling

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 26 February 2020 22:12 (five years ago)

This one raised up to the ceiling but it was done with a chain so it had a cool industrial feel

Greta Van Show Feets BB (milo z), Wednesday, 26 February 2020 22:16 (five years ago)

lol was this Pete Campbell's place

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 26 February 2020 22:18 (five years ago)

vince kartheiser def the weirdest person on that show

Swilling Ambergris, Esq. (silby), Wednesday, 26 February 2020 22:24 (five years ago)

Yeah, that guy. Mr. Alexis Bledel

Greta Van Show Feets BB (milo z), Wednesday, 26 February 2020 22:25 (five years ago)

wasn’t that house pretty small for a named actor guy? seemed respectable

mh, Thursday, 27 February 2020 00:30 (five years ago)

I'm unwilling to put in effort to find a link that's not the Daily Mail
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2712131/Mad-Men-star-sells-cleverly-designed-tiny-bungalow-800-000-including-bed-pulled-ceiling-fire-pit-hidden-inside-coffee-table.html

Super nice, IMO.

The bed pulling into the ceiling isn't a dumb idea at all, if you can make it happen, beats a Murphy bed taking up an entire wall. Hydraulics or whatever are unnecessary (though let's be real about the energy cost of a 10 second raise/lower cycle - if you're living in few square feet you're more than making up for that energy).

Greta Van Show Feets BB (milo z), Thursday, 27 February 2020 01:01 (five years ago)

fewer square feet

Greta Van Show Feets BB (milo z), Thursday, 27 February 2020 01:02 (five years ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ERvx3A1UUAAPQfP?format=jpg&name=small

Tsar Bombadil (James Morrison), Thursday, 27 February 2020 01:49 (five years ago)

i like that bungalow (except for the red curtain). I like that the bed is on a pulley system.

Although this is all reminding me of that earthquake proof bed (coffin).
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=slQwB0uCZkc

Yerac, Thursday, 27 February 2020 02:31 (five years ago)

A panic bed.

nickn, Thursday, 27 February 2020 04:08 (five years ago)

I give myself three nights before I have permanent brain damage from hitting my head on the beam.

Greta Van Show Feets BB (milo z), Thursday, 27 February 2020 04:14 (five years ago)

Because I have these thoughts that seem really interesting, but they're not really good for real life.'

very relatable, Vince

mh, Thursday, 27 February 2020 14:54 (five years ago)

Limited Series Based on Downfall of WeWork Coming to Apple TV+

we're just playing mad libs with these concepts now, right?

mh, Friday, 28 February 2020 14:34 (five years ago)

one month passes...

👏 👏 👏 pic.twitter.com/SSob76cCN4

— VCs Congratulating Themselves 👏👏👏 (@VCBrags) April 4, 2020

mookieproof, Saturday, 4 April 2020 17:11 (five years ago)

is that sincere? jesus.

dan selzer, Saturday, 4 April 2020 18:37 (five years ago)

lololol she went and edited it

mookieproof, Saturday, 4 April 2020 22:22 (five years ago)

quora is both the best and worst site
best when idiots completely show their ass imo

mh, Saturday, 4 April 2020 22:54 (five years ago)

one month passes...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EYez1BSWkAceMAh?format=png&name=large

mookieproof, Wednesday, 20 May 2020 18:36 (four years ago)

kinda chill but mostly lol

sarahell, Wednesday, 20 May 2020 19:21 (four years ago)

I think that's really an app for personal injury lawyers

avellano medio inglés (f. hazel), Wednesday, 20 May 2020 19:22 (four years ago)

oof

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Friday, 29 May 2020 20:10 (four years ago)

I keep seeing ads for this service called Block Renovation, which claims it is the "Amazon Prime of renovation" but seems more like, idk, the grubhub of renovation or something? I.e. it sort of pointlessly inserts itself between you and contractors to take advantage of the growing tendency of people to arbitrarily trust things more if there is some kind of tech intermediary.

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Friday, 29 May 2020 20:10 (four years ago)

Like they claim to also provide "design services" but AFICT all that means is you get a more generic bathroom by limiting your options to theirs, yet still pay a premium over what you would just pay a contractor. And then they work with contractor "partners" to do the renovation.

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Friday, 29 May 2020 20:11 (four years ago)

one month passes...

The audio chat had spiraled wildly out of control from a broader conversation earlier in the call about the state of journalism and what VCs should do to receive better coverage. Srinivasan, formerly a general partner at Andreesen Horowitz, claimed that "the entire tech press was complicit in covering up the threat of COVID-19," and claimed that relying on the press is "outsourcing your information supply chain to folks who are disaligned with you," comparable to the United States having outsourced its medical supply chain. He proposed that the approaches to truth and accountability offered by GitHub, venture capital funding, and cryptocurrency all offer better models for journalism than "the East Coast model of 'Respect my authori-tay.'"

mookieproof, Thursday, 2 July 2020 22:05 (four years ago)

according to a friend of mine, his creepy behavior toward women online extends to offline as well

lukas, Thursday, 2 July 2020 22:33 (four years ago)

i wonder if he would refer to white supremacy as "racial disalignment"?

sarahell, Thursday, 2 July 2020 23:19 (four years ago)

The app was valued at $100 million after a reported $12 million investment from Andreessen Horowitz, and requires an invite to join.

That's a lot of money for "Zoom with no video"

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Thursday, 2 July 2020 23:58 (four years ago)

$12M at $100M valuation is like a Friday afternoon scratch ticket for AH, barely merits an all-staff email probably.

all cats are beautiful (silby), Friday, 3 July 2020 00:04 (four years ago)

Ba1aji S. 5rinivasan attended Stanford where he was awarded a BS, MS, and PhD in Electrical Engineering, Chemical Engin33ring, and Bioinformatics. He has taught statistics, data mining, and computational biology at Stanford University.

...

He proposed that the approaches to truth and accountability offered by GitHub, venture capital funding, and cryptocurrency all offer better models for journalism

mookieproof, Friday, 3 July 2020 00:20 (four years ago)

apparently he's seen South Park, tho

mookieproof, Friday, 3 July 2020 00:21 (four years ago)

wah wah I’m a big baby who can’t take it when people cover my company critically

this all reminds me of the villainizing of john carreyrou at theranos because he dared to write about how their company was a sham, when their company was, in fact, a sham

solo scampito (mh), Saturday, 4 July 2020 16:47 (four years ago)

the endgame is in sight: https://jalopnik.com/this-blowjob-machine-designed-for-teslas-on-autopilot-i-1844296987

rob, Friday, 10 July 2020 14:57 (four years ago)

"The San Francisco-based startup aims to upgrade the American trailer park, making it a network of intentional communities for the remote-working, previously urban professionals."https://t.co/JBjPczTK3n

— Cory Weinberg (@coryweinberg) July 21, 2020

mookieproof, Tuesday, 21 July 2020 22:02 (four years ago)

love that tech is literally gentrifying poverty now

all cats are beautiful (silby), Tuesday, 21 July 2020 22:03 (four years ago)

I have to admit that aside from the cringey techno-utopianness of that, I find the concept sort of fascinating. Burning Man meets We Work meets Mad Max meets Gummo

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Tuesday, 21 July 2020 22:12 (four years ago)

spaghetti in the bath tub, but it's a really good sauce

a morley steve vai bad horsie what? (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 21 July 2020 22:16 (four years ago)

i live in an actual trailer park and your fascination can go fuck itself :) xp

Give me a Chad Smith-type feel (map), Tuesday, 21 July 2020 22:16 (four years ago)

not having a home. so sexy

Give me a Chad Smith-type feel (map), Tuesday, 21 July 2020 22:17 (four years ago)

tbc not in a "that sounds romantic and fun" sort of way, more like "Is this really something that young people are going to do/is this the marketing scheme for our new dark future" sort of way.

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Tuesday, 21 July 2020 22:28 (four years ago)

alright fair, i'm just totally repulsed by same

Give me a Chad Smith-type feel (map), Tuesday, 21 July 2020 22:35 (four years ago)

1000 a month, cool cool

rv parks are literally one of the last places poor people can live especially in the western us, where the hell are they supposed to go.

Give me a Chad Smith-type feel (map), Tuesday, 21 July 2020 22:38 (four years ago)

Does this displace other RV parks?

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Tuesday, 21 July 2020 23:06 (four years ago)

I live in an RV park. And guess what, I used to live in a van. And I am also horrified by this development.

Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Tuesday, 21 July 2020 23:21 (four years ago)

https://media.giphy.com/media/nS7pUeMQq7urm/giphy.gif

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 21 July 2020 23:49 (four years ago)

I kinda wanna look up what "communal space in San Francisco" this dude lives in ...

sarahell, Wednesday, 22 July 2020 21:01 (four years ago)

lolllll he lives at ******, owned by ******** who made a bunch of tech money and bought a huge old Victorian

lukas, Wednesday, 22 July 2020 21:06 (four years ago)

is this the place that got called out by SF Planning for code violations because it was group housing and not a single family residence?

sarahell, Wednesday, 22 July 2020 21:18 (four years ago)

feel free to dm via ilx

sarahell, Wednesday, 22 July 2020 21:20 (four years ago)

just sent to u

lukas, Wednesday, 22 July 2020 21:24 (four years ago)

lol -- the place i was thinking of was in Hayes Valley but had a similar name

sarahell, Wednesday, 22 July 2020 21:25 (four years ago)

one thing that's "interesting" about these types of tech things is the unintended consequences as far as legal regulations that end up affecting the less privileged whose "lifestyles" the tech startups want to re-invent. So, not only do you get the gentrification (which is the direct consequence), you end up with government agencies, like planning departments and building departments and so forth making rules in reaction to the tech things that end up screwing other people. And there's also an arrogance on the part of the tech people that somehow don't see how what they are doing is something that formally / structurally already exists ... just not for people like them.

sarahell, Wednesday, 22 July 2020 21:33 (four years ago)

You'll never have to make your bed again pic.twitter.com/qTQjUnjvjE

— Mashable (@mashable) July 22, 2020

mookieproof, Wednesday, 22 July 2020 21:36 (four years ago)

otm xp

Give me a Chad Smith-type feel (map), Wednesday, 22 July 2020 21:37 (four years ago)

like earlier this year, pre-covid, i got asked for tax advice about structuring a non-profit RV park -- as in a charitable org was planning on taking vacant land and developing an RV park for actual poor people and what the tax issues would be .. and I thought, that's actually an interesting model for non-profit affordable housing.

sarahell, Wednesday, 22 July 2020 21:37 (four years ago)

xp how bout you watch this dick suck itself instead, OH!

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Wednesday, 22 July 2020 21:38 (four years ago)

so part of me is like -- yeah, start up bro, you should do this, but you should also be required to have a % allocated for low-income people who have access to the same dope wi-fi and snacks as yr techpals

sarahell, Wednesday, 22 July 2020 21:39 (four years ago)

two weeks pass...

this is good

https://pycnocline.substack.com/p/tech-brain

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 7 August 2020 20:33 (four years ago)

Desperately searching for guidance, on TWITTER, is where this guy went wrong. Everything in that article is about Twitter.

DJI, Saturday, 8 August 2020 02:34 (four years ago)

There seems to be a whole ecosystem of journalism around how shitty the discourse is on Twitter. Cancel culture, decontextualizing, dunking, phony aphorisms and vapid bits of received wisdom. Then don't read Twitter, Stephanie, like the other 78% of Americans who don't use it. I'm pretty sure you'll feel better, even if you miss out on some hilarious dunks.

DJI, Saturday, 8 August 2020 02:38 (four years ago)

it's by a woman.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Saturday, 8 August 2020 04:14 (four years ago)

Figured that out by my second post 😜

DJI, Saturday, 8 August 2020 16:52 (four years ago)

ime it's definitely too twitter-focused but I think she is decribing a real thing

the quar on drugs (Simon H.), Saturday, 8 August 2020 16:55 (four years ago)

In the 17th century version of twitter (c'est-à-dire, Les pensées), Pascal put it like this:

The difference between the mathematical mind [esprit de géométrie] and the perceptive mind [esprit de finesse]: the reason that mathematicians are not perceptive is that they do not see what is before them, and that, accustomed to the exact and plain principles of mathematics, and not reasoning till they have well inspected and arranged their principles, they are lost in matters of perception where the principles do not allow for such arrangement.... These principles are so fine and so numerous that a very delicate and very clear sense is needed to perceive them, and to judge rightly and justly when they are perceived, without for the most part being able to demonstrate them in order as in mathematics; because the principles are not known to us in the same way, and because it would be an endless matter to undertake it. We must see the matter at once, at one glance, and not by a process of reasoning, at least to a certain degree.... Mathematicians wish to treat matters of perception mathematically, and make themselves ridiculous...the mind...does it tacitly, naturally, and without technical rules.

Joey Corona (Euler), Saturday, 8 August 2020 17:09 (four years ago)

hueg if treu/booming post. Pascal OTMFM

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Saturday, 8 August 2020 17:11 (four years ago)

ha. it really is Pascal, I was gonna write Bob Marley but I don't feel like fucking around with this

Joey Corona (Euler), Saturday, 8 August 2020 17:13 (four years ago)

she's right tho i remember that tweet and it's irritating af

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Saturday, 8 August 2020 22:22 (four years ago)

That specific tweet reminds me more of Willy Loman than anything else.

lukas, Saturday, 8 August 2020 22:25 (four years ago)

The worst thing about that tweet, and the reason she’s right to talk about two things, one of which is more benign and facile, is that the author is actually one of the smarter and more interesting Silicon Valley billionaires. He’s a major character in uncanny valley. But that flattening broetry voice is so contagious.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Sunday, 9 August 2020 00:54 (four years ago)

four weeks pass...

idk if this is exactly the right thread but


sincerely the worst thing ive ever seen pic.twitter.com/O1HRvfVFSK

— jack wagner (@jackdwagner) September 6, 2020

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 6 September 2020 20:56 (four years ago)

Yeah to be honest that's the kind of stuff that makes me despair for humanity the most.

healthy cocaine off perfect butts (the table is the table), Sunday, 6 September 2020 21:02 (four years ago)

adult tiktok house

unpaid intern at the darvo institute (Simon H.), Sunday, 6 September 2020 21:08 (four years ago)

'adult' tiktok house

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 6 September 2020 21:11 (four years ago)

Tbh the mindfulness coach stuff. Like Sharon, if you knew so much about mindfulness, you wouldn't be living in a TikTok house

healthy cocaine off perfect butts (the table is the table), Sunday, 6 September 2020 22:53 (four years ago)

it makes me want to look up planning/zoning code regulations and see if they are in violation of any. ... there was one place similar to this in San Francisco that got in trouble because they were living in a single family home, and they did not qualify as a family according to SF code.

sarahell, Monday, 7 September 2020 02:38 (four years ago)

Elizabeth Holmes may attempt to claim 'mental disease' in Theranos criminal case

DJI, Friday, 11 September 2020 20:45 (four years ago)

this is the true story *TRUUUUUUEE STOOOORAY* (xp)

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Friday, 11 September 2020 20:57 (four years ago)

Tbh the mindfulness coach stuff. Like Sharon, if you knew so much about mindfulness, you wouldn't be living in a TikTok house

― healthy cocaine off perfect butts (the table is the table), Sunday, September 6, 2020 11:53 PM (five days ago) bookmarkflaglink

this made me lol more i would have expected

Give me a Chad Smith-type feel (map), Friday, 11 September 2020 21:03 (four years ago)

We watched The Social Dilemma tonight, wasn’t half bad. Didn’t necessarily tell me anything I didn’t already know.

sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Saturday, 12 September 2020 01:36 (four years ago)

one month passes...

https://t.co/bRLZAQcXU8 pic.twitter.com/WAwaVtRlbB

— Quantian (@quantian1) October 15, 2020

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 15 October 2020 16:42 (four years ago)

IDK if this is the most apt thread, but funny
https://twitter.com/i/events/1319027700753784832

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Thursday, 22 October 2020 16:53 (four years ago)

Quibi founders confirm app’s shutdown just six months after launch
The entertainment startup, which created short-form, mobile-based streaming content, is shutting down just six months after launching, founders Jeffrey Katzenberg and Meg Whitman confirmed. In an open letter, they said: “Our failure was not for lack of trying; we’ve considered and exhausted every option available to us.” Quibi famously raised over $1.75 billion (USD) in capital ahead of its launch.

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Thursday, 22 October 2020 16:56 (four years ago)

Meg Whitman is perhaps the ultimate example of Dunning-Kruger.

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Thursday, 22 October 2020 16:57 (four years ago)

Have you heard of Adam Gase?

sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Thursday, 22 October 2020 17:14 (four years ago)

lmao

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Friday, 23 October 2020 01:54 (four years ago)

SV has a lot to answer for but Quibi was mostly dumb money and was def not operated according to any startup playbook

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Friday, 23 October 2020 01:56 (four years ago)

idk what 'expensify' is but they do realize the Lord of the Flies was a rotting pig's head on a stick, right?

― five memes that i can hardly stand to view (Doctor Casino), Friday, July 15, 2016 12:07 AM (four years ago) bookmarkflaglink

oddly enough, so is the ceo of expensify

― mh, Friday, July 15, 2016 9:44 AM (four years ago) bookmarkflaglink

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/expensify-david-barrett-emails-customers-vote-biden/

anyone else get this email? lol

trapped out the barndo (crüt), Friday, 23 October 2020 21:35 (four years ago)

pointless and also probably quite expensive for his business!

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 23 October 2020 22:13 (four years ago)

two weeks pass...

.@venverloh responded via email to parents that were discussed by his wife’s (@mehridith) comments

“They’re private comments”, he said. To which I say, the comments were posted on Twitter, a public platform. I don’t want my kids being influenced by hate speech at @LLElemDist https://t.co/bd9YU4RTeP pic.twitter.com/ofHTLP5ebH

— Antonio Altamirano (@antonio) November 8, 2020

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Monday, 9 November 2020 04:27 (four years ago)

I just love the use of the word "platform"

Beyond Meat shares turn sharply higher after spokesperson for the company says “Beyond Meat and McDonalds co-created the plant-based patty which will be available as part of their McPlant platform."https://t.co/RqHoNhOrlt pic.twitter.com/cVkE7m5hAf

— CNBC Now (@CNBCnow) November 9, 2020

DJI, Monday, 9 November 2020 21:45 (four years ago)

sandwich platforms heavily discussed in the innovations in chain restaurants thread, rip burger business

The Bosom Manor Michaelmas Special (silby), Monday, 9 November 2020 21:49 (four years ago)

a burger is literally and figuratively a platform

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Monday, 9 November 2020 21:54 (four years ago)

the sharp drop in that stock earlier in the day is the mcdonald's announcment. the jump up is them clarifying that it's a collaboration with beyond meat. would read the levine column about those four hours.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 9 November 2020 21:59 (four years ago)

This article really never gets old imo

https://www.theguardian.com/news/2017/nov/24/how-the-sandwich-consumed-britain

Whiteside immersed himself in questions of “carriers” (bread), “barriers” (butter, mayonnaise), “inclusions” (things within the bread), “proteins” (tuna, chicken, bacon) until they bordered on the philosophical.


...

In the trade, the small gaps that can occur within the curves of iceberg lettuce leaves – creating air pockets – are sometimes known as “goblin caves”. The unfortunate phenomenon of a filling slumping toward the bottom of a sandwich box, known as a skillet, is “the drop”.

sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Monday, 9 November 2020 23:10 (four years ago)

Tbh kind of love this language

healthy cocaine off perfect butts (the table is the table), Tuesday, 10 November 2020 01:26 (four years ago)

all these nouns are beside the point if there are no activations

mookieproof, Tuesday, 10 November 2020 04:33 (four years ago)

https://techcrunch.com/2020/11/06/netflix-tests-a-programmed-linear-tv-and-movie-channel-in-france/

motherfuckers reinvented TNT

onlyfans.com/hunterb (milo z), Tuesday, 10 November 2020 05:53 (four years ago)

three weeks pass...

went on hackernews for the first time in ages, was quickly pissed off by the prominence of paul graham's latest essay there. it's so stupid and glib: http://paulgraham.com/ace.html

why are techbros all so pathetically fucking lacking of basic notions of social class and surplus value/labor?

davey, Monday, 7 December 2020 11:55 (four years ago)

One of my wife’s family is a pretty successful Bay Area programmer who has worked for a few tech giants. Totally good guy, btw. But once we were talking about some social policy question and he said something that stuck out in my head: “It depends what you want to optimize for.” I think that aside from the fact that Americans in general aren’t taught to develop class consciousness (in fact they are taught not to), a lot of tech guys just tend to conceive of everything in the same sort of problem solving mode that they use in coding.

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Monday, 7 December 2020 13:12 (four years ago)

fair enough. i'd be lying if i said i didn't know at least one techbro who is a dedicated volunteer/activist for democratic socialist causes. you're right that US educational culture is the prevalent influence.

engineer's disease is a really shameful part of tech culture, but that's another rant.

i just needed to vent a little because that essay is vile and ignorance of basic facts about how the world works is no excuse for it. fuck paul graham.

davey, Monday, 7 December 2020 13:28 (four years ago)

Programmers are the dumbest fuckin people

is right unfortunately (silby), Monday, 7 December 2020 15:54 (four years ago)

yea... information/computer sciences are incredible fields of study but their professional culture is godawful on so, so many levels

davey, Monday, 7 December 2020 16:35 (four years ago)

i dread going back to it. maybe i'll get to stay unemployed forever, fingers crossed

davey, Monday, 7 December 2020 16:38 (four years ago)

Suggest working for a university or municipality or something. Less money but more human people

is right unfortunately (silby), Monday, 7 December 2020 16:44 (four years ago)

yea. maybe i'll work in IT in another industry or go back to teaching :)

davey, Monday, 7 December 2020 16:57 (four years ago)

I will never click on a Paul Graham essay

had enough after the “why wouldn’t you want to start out with a completely homogenous workspace” and “people should speak ‘unaccented’ english if they want to be successful”

mh, Monday, 7 December 2020 20:23 (four years ago)

But once we were talking about some social policy question and he said something that stuck out in my head: “It depends what you want to optimize for.” I think that aside from the fact that Americans in general aren’t taught to develop class consciousness

The thing is, lefty people whose day job is in quantitative fields also talk like this, they just recognize that maintenance of existing class hierarchy is one of the things a system might be optimizing for

Guayaquil (eephus!), Monday, 7 December 2020 20:26 (four years ago)

I talk like this. Mostly it’s awful but I do think “local minimum” is a useful metaphor for a lot of stuff and I wish more people understood it.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 7 December 2020 20:29 (four years ago)

pic.twitter.com/VB6gEqdscd

— Conservatives Getting Owned (@cons_owned) December 6, 2020

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Tuesday, 8 December 2020 00:31 (four years ago)

this is the CEO of Salesforce yeah? This happened a year ago at least, yeah?

sarahell, Thursday, 10 December 2020 16:38 (four years ago)

nothing wrong with replaying the hits

mh, Thursday, 10 December 2020 16:52 (four years ago)

oh, I thought that maybe either a second Silicon Valley billionaire did the same thing, or the Salesforce CEO donated another $30 million because homelessness required further study

sarahell, Thursday, 10 December 2020 16:55 (four years ago)

Give me $30 million, I’ll tell you to build homes and put people in them for free

is right unfortunately (silby), Thursday, 10 December 2020 16:56 (four years ago)

For $30 million I will actually have some homes built and put people in them for free and maybe only keep a $100k for myself

sarahell, Thursday, 10 December 2020 19:14 (four years ago)

https://www.forbes.com/sites/angelauyeung/2020/12/04/tony-hsiehs-american-tragedy-the-self-destructive-last-months-of-the-zappos-visionary/?sh=70ed75ec4f22

The Jewel letter stands out less than the bit about him buying friends to hang out with in Utah.

onlyfans.com/hunterb (milo z), Thursday, 10 December 2020 19:27 (four years ago)

He was a local kid who made his fortune selling banner ads (remember those?) and during the first dotcom boom he opened an asian-fusion restaurant called Venture Frogs in the AMC1000 bldg on Van Ness that had dishes named after dotcom 1.0 companies. His mom ran the restaurant. As you can imagine, it didn't last very long.

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Thursday, 10 December 2020 20:09 (four years ago)

omg I remember Venture Frogs!!!

sarahell, Thursday, 10 December 2020 20:19 (four years ago)

I think at the time I was working a lot at the Cathedral Hill Hotel nearby (R.I.P. Cath Hill where we could smoke right outside the office because it was 10 feet away from the parking garage)

sarahell, Thursday, 10 December 2020 20:21 (four years ago)

somehow i missed that the zappos guy was in park city. maybe i subliminally knew but filtered it out like i do anything else rich-person-related.

cosmic vision | bleak epiphany | erotic email (map), Thursday, 10 December 2020 20:30 (four years ago)

Do you remember 20 Tank Brewery, across from Slim's?

In like the 1999-2000 era, they had a DotCom night... present a business card from a dotcom, get a discount.
Teacher? Firefighter? Healthcare worker? Yeah no, sorry, the discount is for dotcom workers only.

Fortunately the place is gone.

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 10 December 2020 20:30 (four years ago)

Yes! I hated that place. There was also that weird multilevel bldg on the corner of Folsom & 11th that changed hands many times during that era. I remembered it mostly as a precursor to Chipotle (overpriced fast casual) but it was so many things in such a short period of time.

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Thursday, 10 December 2020 20:38 (four years ago)

The Paradise Lounge? I think.

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 10 December 2020 20:41 (four years ago)

Across 11th street from there. It was a brick facade that had kind of a multilevel tower with many landings serviced by a rickety spiral stair case made of iron.

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Thursday, 10 December 2020 20:46 (four years ago)

Ok, either I'm remember it wrong or it looks totally different now?

https://goo.gl/maps/5nAm2uys9eSGJZJU8

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Thursday, 10 December 2020 20:47 (four years ago)

Yeah, the old Brewery Bldg with the alley behind it.

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 10 December 2020 20:48 (four years ago)

Decent Thai restaurant on that corner now.

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 10 December 2020 20:48 (four years ago)

Hsieh was in my college class and we were in the same major and I don't remember him because I decided very early on that practically everyone in my major was a diseased cock and actively avoided studying with anyone who wasn't one of my roommates.

DJP, Thursday, 10 December 2020 20:52 (four years ago)

(Just one of multiple ways in which I proactively shot myself in the foot re: becoming a billionaire, really)

DJP, Thursday, 10 December 2020 20:55 (four years ago)

lol at this thread becoming douchey San Francisco circa 2000 and college assholes that if we had less self-respect and consorted with we would be rich by now -- I approve!

sarahell, Friday, 11 December 2020 02:24 (four years ago)

also - DJP, didn't you say years ago that you had hung out with one of my former college roommates? The guy with the same name as the dude who invented Capitalism?

sarahell, Friday, 11 December 2020 02:25 (four years ago)

Yes! I lived with him for a year.

DJP, Friday, 11 December 2020 04:56 (four years ago)

Instead of the current tech journalism model whereby people who could never land tech jobs and possess no skills whatsoever opine and militate furiously about it, imagine we had the sportscaster model whereby former great technologists comment on developments in real time.

— Antonio García Martínez (@antoniogm) December 22, 2020



I’m hollering

mh, Wednesday, 23 December 2020 17:54 (four years ago)

Instead of the current tech journalism model whereby people who could never land tech jobs and possess no skills whatsoever opine and militate furiously about it, imagine we had the sportscaster model whereby former great technologists comment on developments in real time.

— Antonio García Martínez (@antoniogm) December 22, 2020



I’m hollering

mh, Wednesday, 23 December 2020 17:54 (four years ago)

lol what a garbage take, as if the “tech press” isn’t knob-slobbery enough as it is

is right unfortunately (silby), Wednesday, 23 December 2020 17:56 (four years ago)

Who told this guy he could tweet words like “militate”

is right unfortunately (silby), Wednesday, 23 December 2020 17:56 (four years ago)

Programmers, as I’ve often said, are just so fucking dumb

is right unfortunately (silby), Wednesday, 23 December 2020 17:56 (four years ago)

is that even a word?

sarahell, Wednesday, 23 December 2020 18:01 (four years ago)

I know a thing or two about being in proximity to hyper-rich tech assholes who might have hypothetically made me richer by association if I could continue to put up with their antics, but honestly I can run that simulation in my head as many different ways as I want and it never seems worth it

stylish but illegal (Simon H.), Wednesday, 23 December 2020 18:03 (four years ago)

I knew one person who worked briefly for Facebook.

They quit after three months and became a yoga instructor. Said it was the worst experience of their whole life.

Now they work in "wellness."

"Bi" Dong A Ban He Try (the table is the table), Wednesday, 23 December 2020 21:47 (four years ago)

That’s the only way to trade down from working for Facebook.

Joe Biden Stan Account (milo z), Wednesday, 23 December 2020 21:48 (four years ago)

They're actually a very kind and generous person, we've known each other for more than 20 years. Let's just say I was a little hedgy when they told me they were going to work for Facebook...and sure enough, the next time I saw them, they were like, "you were right. i just got a vitamin b12 shot and feel high as hell"

"Bi" Dong A Ban He Try (the table is the table), Wednesday, 23 December 2020 22:00 (four years ago)

there are so many douchier tech companies than Facebook ...

sarahell, Thursday, 24 December 2020 02:17 (four years ago)

facebook has so many employees that most are probably just people doing a job!

I’ve known a few at fb, one who was kind of a jerk in our youth but was probably fine as a manager (I think he was integrating payments into messenger). Another guy from my youth left google and started the pin things you’re interested in company

I think the ills are in the things that become mundane, like the slow creep (probably on interesting projects) into controlling all local business web presence, or a universal disinterest inside the company into constructive community building over that based on
engagement alone

mh, Thursday, 24 December 2020 05:57 (four years ago)

i know people who've been at facebook for a while who are ... fine. it has a *relatively* benign internal culture compared to uber or tesla or tbh a lot of other tech companies. but i think anyone who *joins* facebook in 2020, knowing what we know, is a terrible person.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 24 December 2020 06:41 (four years ago)

i know a legit awesome person who works for FB, despite everything. it's not sustainable

mookieproof, Thursday, 24 December 2020 07:16 (four years ago)

Whatever happened to Bodega? Some tech braws that wanted to put little vending machines everywhere, and garnered the ire of nearly everyone by using the name Bodega.
I haven't seen one yet.

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 24 December 2020 18:08 (four years ago)

Wasn’t that like 5+ years ago or so? We bitched about it somewhere on here, I swear.

sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Thursday, 24 December 2020 23:43 (four years ago)

three weeks pass...

I lol'd

https://www.sfgate.com/news/article/aaron-traywick-dead-biohack-ascendance-tank-herpes-12878414.php

― Οὖτις, Wednesday, May 2, 2018 10:11 AM (two years ago)

I watched the movie about this dude and biohacking last night -- Citizen Bio

also, one of the other dudes in the movie has a website for his biohacking company/project that also has a page for:
https://www.the-odin.com/oakland-food-reviews/

sarahell, Sunday, 17 January 2021 17:52 (four years ago)

one month passes...

I know this observation has been made many times before, but I really think silicon valley companies would benefit from having more people who aren't 20- and 30-somethings living in the bay area or seattle. I heard this guy talking on a podcast about the future of drone food delivery and how amazing it was that this would save $2-3 in costs per delivery. And the guy was talking about how he orders delivery "at least" every day, sometimes twice, so this would be so great. Meanwhile most Americans are ordering delivery like 2-3 times a month. Hard to see this as a game changer - maybe it is for the bottom line of a Domino's, but it's not exactly going to reshape American spending habits.

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Monday, 1 March 2021 02:56 (four years ago)

*20- or 30-something highly paid professionals living in the bay area or seattle

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Monday, 1 March 2021 02:57 (four years ago)

Is there anybody (let's say outside the context of a pandemic, where things might be different) who orders delivery every single day and to whom it matters whether the delivery costs what it costs or costs $3 less? OK, I can imagine some people. People with limited mobility for instance. But I don't think that's what's contemplated here.

Guayaquil (eephus!), Monday, 1 March 2021 03:35 (four years ago)

Venture funded Silicon Valley startups hire dipshit college graduates with no skills to produce nothing of value in order to achieve a successful exit for the funders, the presence of employees with any kind of perspective on anything would be entirely beside the point.

Canon in Deez (silby), Monday, 1 March 2021 03:36 (four years ago)

the young male engineer mindset certainly means they focus on mom-as-a-service more than the rest of the world cares about that sector. it also means they (and the people who invest in them) think what they're doing is new or there is a gap in the market for their business outside the west coast. there often isn't.

e.g. convenient food delivery already existed on the east coast. i'm skeptical there would be so many companies doing it if SV was in NYC. this would be funny, but because of the way VC works, they're smothering an industry that was doing fine in an effort to pay back california VCs who are amazed by the concept of "quick delivery".

and e.g. "sending money" is not a good idea for a business in pretty much the entire developed world except for the US and Canada. (this one is funny. they keep doing it.)

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 1 March 2021 04:17 (four years ago)

did you see the tweet by the 'streamer' suggesting all his fellow streamers hire a personal chef to save money on takeout? similar vibes

To all my streamer friends, I recently ended up getting a personal chef to cook meals for the week. Instead of spending easily $1400 a month on fast food i now spend about 800-1k a month on home cooked fresh food made in my own home. It was the best decision I've ever made.

— Nokokopuffs (@Nokokopuffs_) February 23, 2021

koogs, Monday, 1 March 2021 04:35 (four years ago)

How do you spend $46 a day on fast food??

Guayaquil (eephus!), Monday, 1 March 2021 04:36 (four years ago)

The man hasn't shit right in years.

Joe Biden Stan Account (milo z), Monday, 1 March 2021 04:42 (four years ago)

mom-as-a-service

omg

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Monday, 1 March 2021 15:17 (four years ago)

this recipeasly thing went well lol

mookieproof, Monday, 1 March 2021 17:18 (four years ago)

How do you spend $46 a day on fast food??

― Guayaquil (eephus!), Sunday, February 28, 2021 8:36 PM (yesterday)

not all fast food is cheap! those delivery charges add up. ... seriously, there are people in my neighborhood who get delivery at least once a day.

sarahell, Monday, 1 March 2021 17:22 (four years ago)

this recipeasly thing went well lol

― mookieproof, Monday, March 1, 2021

blame canada!

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Monday, 1 March 2021 17:45 (four years ago)

Ngl, people throwing money around like this while nearly everyone I knew lived with roommates into their late 30s is among the reasons why I left the Bay Area and won't ever live there again.

it's like edging for your mind (the table is the table), Tuesday, 2 March 2021 12:16 (four years ago)

mom-as-a-service
omg

― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Monday, 1 March 2021 15:17 (yesterday) link

Srsly this has been bouncing around in my head since. Caek, is that your coinage?

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Tuesday, 2 March 2021 14:33 (four years ago)

Invest in MOAS stocks

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Tuesday, 2 March 2021 14:33 (four years ago)

*MAAS

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Tuesday, 2 March 2021 14:33 (four years ago)

no offense to caek, but that idea has been around for years: https://bostonreview.net/gender-sexuality/sarah-sharma-going-work-mommys-basement

About three years ago a funny quip began circulating on social media that the gig economy was now mostly composed of Mommy apps. Business Insider suggested that twenty-something techbros were wasting their talents designing technologies and programs for things they wished their Mommies still did for them: driving, cooking, cleaning, laundering. Newsweek even ran a similar story under the headlines read “Silicon Valley Needs Moms.” The term “post-mom economy” emerged to capture this particular moment in tech(bro) culture when Uber (“Mommy, drive me”), TaskRabbit (“Mommy, clean my room”), GrubHub (“Mommy, I’m hungry”), and LiveBetter (“Mommy, I’m bored”) emerged.

rob, Tuesday, 2 March 2021 14:36 (four years ago)

this is why the cult of Elon Musk bothers me so much, virtually all of the man's "innovations" consists of stuff that would only really be useful to a rich Silicon Valley person. the early crop of Teslas has obvious design flaws because apparently nobody ever considered that someone who lived in a less sunny place than California would ever buy one! he's like all those hack comedians who have been on the road for 15 years and now their entire act consists of complaining about airports and hotels

frogbs, Tuesday, 2 March 2021 14:42 (four years ago)


How do you spend $46 a day on fast food??

― Guayaquil (eephus!), Sunday, February 28, 2021 8:36 PM (yesterday)

why does a private chef cost less than this?

treeship., Tuesday, 2 March 2021 14:48 (four years ago)

xp, aha. That makes sense. I used to call those "I'm to lazy to do" startups. I thought it was a sign of how spent the current tech boom had become. The mom terms work better.

Lately it feels like the hype has shifted away from apps to emergent tech - robotics, AI, EVs, batteries, biotech, etc. I guess that's at least better than having everyone try to find a way to sell beer at an unreasonable markup through an app.

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Tuesday, 2 March 2021 14:53 (four years ago)

There was an article from a few years ago that I'm sure was shared and discussed here where it was put in a good way that basically said the same thing, something about how 20 something start-up founders only knew how to create apps that solve the kinds of problems 20 something start-up founders have.

dan selzer, Tuesday, 2 March 2021 15:02 (four years ago)

My new idea is an app that will remind users to wash their ass every 24 hours

Hello Nice FBI Lady (DJP), Tuesday, 2 March 2021 15:12 (four years ago)

the internet of shit will never be the same

stimmy stimmy yah (Simon H.), Tuesday, 2 March 2021 15:14 (four years ago)

Sorry DJP, still too much user effort required. Would need to be an app that sends an underemployed gig worker over to aim a hose at the user's ass.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 2 March 2021 15:16 (four years ago)

where would they plug in the hose?

sarahell, Tuesday, 2 March 2021 15:30 (four years ago)

"Have you guys tried SpitShine yet? TOTAL GAME CHANGER"

Hello Nice FBI Lady (DJP), Tuesday, 2 March 2021 15:53 (four years ago)

here was an article from a few years ago that I'm sure was shared and discussed here where it was put in a good way that basically said the same thing, something about how 20 something start-up founders only knew how to create apps that solve the kinds of problems 20 something start-up founders have.

― dan selzer, Tuesday, March 2, 2021 10:02 AM (fifty minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

My new idea is an app that will remind users to wash their ass every 24 hours

― Hello Nice FBI Lady (DJP), Tuesday, March 2, 2021 10:12 AM (forty minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

this reminds me of those companies that make purportedly antimicrobial shirts that won't stink if you wear them for two days. Like literally the only people who would care are coders glued to their desks and complete lazy slobs who still somehow care what they smell like.

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Tuesday, 2 March 2021 15:53 (four years ago)

you know who makes my antimicrobial shirts, is a collaboration between Samsung and Tide

Hello Nice FBI Lady (DJP), Tuesday, 2 March 2021 15:55 (four years ago)

It is for the best that I never moved to Silicon Valley because I would either be even more insufferable or in jail after freaking the fuck out and punching everyone in sight

Hello Nice FBI Lady (DJP), Tuesday, 2 March 2021 15:56 (four years ago)

complete lazy slobs who still somehow care what they smell like

my people

stimmy stimmy yah (Simon H.), Tuesday, 2 March 2021 15:58 (four years ago)

you know who makes my antimicrobial shirts, is a collaboration between Samsung and Tide

― Hello Nice FBI Lady (DJP), Tuesday, March 2, 2021 10:55 AM (fifty-one minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

Samsung x Tide

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Tuesday, 2 March 2021 16:47 (four years ago)

TidePods x Soylent

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Tuesday, 2 March 2021 17:02 (four years ago)

My GF forced me to listen to Conan O'Brien's podcast the other day, which was especially heavy on advertising. One 'service' he promoted was having a new car just delivered to your house. "No more boring trips to the dealer!" etc. etc.

I don't know who this is targeted to, but it's clearly not me.

Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 2 March 2021 17:25 (four years ago)

certainly not the first to note the existence of that class of startups, and i did not come up with the name "MAAS", but it's a good one.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 2 March 2021 17:30 (four years ago)

I thought a lot of the breathable shirts were marketed to people hiking/camping, but I think between my different online ad demographics I'm getting half outdoorsy types and half desk-bound coders and some brands are cross-marketing

mh, Wednesday, 3 March 2021 02:32 (four years ago)

it's aspirational -- the desk-bound coders are supposed to want to go hiking/camping and need a bona fide reason to buy these shirts, but instead, they don't and just, y'know, buy them to make up for not showering

sarahell, Wednesday, 3 March 2021 15:46 (four years ago)

well, I wear mostly merino wool shirts AND shower daily. so there!

mh, Wednesday, 3 March 2021 15:46 (four years ago)

#notalldeskboundcoders

sarahell, Wednesday, 3 March 2021 16:04 (four years ago)

baffler's not all bad... this is savage and i love it
https://thebaffler.com/salvos/how-to-become-an-intellectual-in-silicon-valley-timms

davey, Thursday, 11 March 2021 13:36 (four years ago)

Join DocuSign executives, along with industry visionaries from Progressive and Arm, to discover how they are transforming their agreement process. You’ll also hear from singer/songwriters and inspiring speakers like Michael Franti and Mick Ebeling of Not Impossible Labs.

sarahell, Thursday, 11 March 2021 17:32 (four years ago)

seriously, what happened to Michael Franti

Hello Nice FBI Lady (DJP), Thursday, 11 March 2021 17:37 (four years ago)

I mean, Docusign is a pretty solid program as far as electronic signatures go but .... seriously ... ya, right?

sarahell, Thursday, 11 March 2021 17:40 (four years ago)

"industry visionaries" = vomit all over myself

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 11 March 2021 17:48 (four years ago)

davey's link is indeed a pleasant read and highlights how much these dumb assholes are just 1970s/80s neoliberal chamber-of-commerce mouthpieces but with a fresh coat of rock-star paint plus ted talks and twitter.

this honking's on a bobo (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 11 March 2021 18:39 (four years ago)

There was a vinyl banner in SOMA San Francisco with some tech knob wearing a headset mic, and the pithy, airy quote: "We should only think of a technology as radical if it benefits every person on the planet."

And I thought "Bowls? Bowls is all I got. Maybe sandals?"

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 11 March 2021 19:08 (four years ago)

the wheel

Hello Nice FBI Lady (DJP), Thursday, 11 March 2021 19:17 (four years ago)

the toilet

sarahell, Friday, 12 March 2021 02:46 (four years ago)

the smallpox vaccine

davey, Friday, 12 March 2021 03:07 (four years ago)

For real though instead of NFTs can't we just docusign stuff?

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Friday, 12 March 2021 03:24 (four years ago)

the toilet


Not everyone!

Bruno Ganz and Babaloo Mandel (Boring, Maryland), Friday, 12 March 2021 03:43 (four years ago)

xp - seriously, why isn't Grimes headlining the Docusign conference?

sarahell, Friday, 12 March 2021 05:46 (four years ago)

pic.twitter.com/mmdI3ioIOf

— Nitasha Tiku (@nitashatiku) March 12, 2021

Joe Bombin (milo z), Friday, 12 March 2021 07:12 (four years ago)

I'm howling

Hello Nice FBI Lady (DJP), Friday, 12 March 2021 15:50 (four years ago)

is this intentional or unintentional comedy?

sarahell, Friday, 12 March 2021 16:05 (four years ago)

The North Sentinelese in the Andaman Islands don't have wheels or smallpox vaccines. They may have toilets and/or bowls, nobody knows.

Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 12 March 2021 16:14 (four years ago)

The part about watching Jackson do design work live on twitch is the clincher.

Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 12 March 2021 16:18 (four years ago)

why does she speak like TTS software?

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Friday, 12 March 2021 19:27 (four years ago)

two weeks pass...

This is extremely good and fascinating. Still not done with it:

https://www.thedigradio.com/podcast/counterculture-to-cyberculture-with-fred-turner/

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Monday, 29 March 2021 16:21 (four years ago)

Anyone gonna watch this? I don't know.. the founder guy looks kinda like the Night Stalker

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HVAESeO7dgc

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 8 April 2021 18:58 (four years ago)

three weeks pass...

Mind Capitalism: Braindreessen Horowitz pic.twitter.com/2OxuHn8r0s

— Ed Zitron (@edzitron) May 4, 2021

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 4 May 2021 01:37 (four years ago)

What?

Clara Lemlich stan account (silby), Tuesday, 4 May 2021 01:42 (four years ago)

Okay at first I thought it was inexplicable, then I thought it was some kind of sinister prank the universe was playing on me, but now I'm just really enjoying how dumb this tweet is. Man just had a thought and tweeted it without any of the wiser parts of the brain stepping in, they were just as transfixed as the rest of us.

lukas, Tuesday, 4 May 2021 01:46 (four years ago)

this whole basecamp thing has been amazing

mookieproof, Tuesday, 4 May 2021 13:47 (four years ago)

It's been a case study in how to set your company on fire

80's hair metal , and good praise music ! (DJP), Tuesday, 4 May 2021 14:03 (four years ago)

I’m learning some leadership lessons certainly, like “don’t call in to the very sensitive all-hands from bed”

Clara Lemlich stan account (silby), Tuesday, 4 May 2021 14:43 (four years ago)

my grad school adviser was a huge basecamp stan so I've been following it a bit, the whole thing to me really smacks of all the white tech guys I've encountered in undergrad/grad education at tech schools—the reactionary way of dealing with these conversations is basically an across-the-board thing, especially the general "I just want to build cool shit, why do we have to talk about things that are so ambiguous and divisive? also I have not experienced white supremacy or done it so it doesn't exist."

underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Tuesday, 4 May 2021 16:07 (four years ago)

wait, what is this thing?

sarahell, Tuesday, 4 May 2021 16:45 (four years ago)

https://www.platformer.news/p/-how-basecamp-blew-up

mookieproof, Tuesday, 4 May 2021 16:46 (four years ago)

if you're outside tech then they're obviously awful people just based on this story, but there's a huge amount of schadenfreude inside tech too because they've written a bunch of very strident "here's how to run a company" books.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 4 May 2021 17:02 (four years ago)

Picked this book authored by the Basecamp co-founders off of the shelf and opened it to a section I had highlighted when I first read it. 🙄 pic.twitter.com/aJHptrC8XK

— JT (@thejoshtorres) May 4, 2021

lukas, Tuesday, 4 May 2021 17:16 (four years ago)

Picked this book authored by the Basecamp co-founders off of the shelf and opened it to a section I had highlighted when I first read it. 🙄 pic.twitter.com/aJHptrC8XK

— JT (@thejoshtorres) May 4, 2021

lukas, Tuesday, 4 May 2021 17:16 (four years ago)

more coverage: https://www.theverge.com/2021/5/3/22418208/basecamp-all-hands-meeting-employee-resignations-buyouts-implosion

underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Tuesday, 4 May 2021 17:46 (four years ago)

I’m learning some leadership lessons certainly, like “don’t call in to the very sensitive all-hands from bed”

I thought this had to be a joke

80's hair metal , and good praise music ! (DJP), Tuesday, 4 May 2021 17:59 (four years ago)

dan m, I think that Verge piece is exactly the same as what mookieproof posted?

80's hair metal , and good praise music ! (DJP), Tuesday, 4 May 2021 17:59 (four years ago)

weird, I assumed since it was a separate URL that it would have been different, my bad

underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Tuesday, 4 May 2021 18:10 (four years ago)

So this kerfufle was triggered by employees posting to ilx's "Abysmal Real Names" thread?

everything, Tuesday, 4 May 2021 21:21 (four years ago)

Feels good to not know what Basecamp does.

Joe Bombin (milo z), Tuesday, 4 May 2021 21:35 (four years ago)

^^

DJI, Tuesday, 4 May 2021 21:56 (four years ago)

dan m, I think that Verge piece is exactly the same as what mookieproof posted?

― 80's hair metal , and good praise music ! (DJP), Tuesday, May 4, 2021 1:59 PM (four hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

i think the author has a deal where he's allowed to post his stuff to his own site (which he sells subscriptions for) and the verge pays him to syndicate it.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 4 May 2021 22:02 (four years ago)

the basecamp thing is definitely one of those “we’re the good guys” scenarios where leadership was even “doing the work” by telling the employees about the books they were reading, only for the employees to say “hey, maybe we’re doing some things wrong” only for the boss to point at the “we’re the good guys” sign on the wall

mh, Wednesday, 5 May 2021 14:56 (four years ago)

Ha otm.

I read their book about remote work when I went remote and it’s no better than any airport business book but it’s written in that y combinator style that simulates clear thinking.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 5 May 2021 15:07 (four years ago)

Ironically for ilx I am reading this right now https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/3828902 (who was into this idea and posted about it in re: Arsenal? I can’t remember). I kind of thought it was a cult 70s thing like the whole earth catalog and chaos theory etc. bit I saw it recommended a bunch and it is at least very short so I’m giving it a shot.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 5 May 2021 15:09 (four years ago)

I was going to post "The Limits to Growth was a huge deal" but my supervisor is writing a book about the history of models, so I may have a pretty skewed perspective on this

rob, Wednesday, 5 May 2021 15:33 (four years ago)

Re not knowing what they do. This talk of "building cool shit" is much funnier when you do. What a bizarre economy.

maf you one two (maffew12), Wednesday, 5 May 2021 15:56 (four years ago)

the line between the Whole Earth Catalog and Q running through silicon valley, the free software foundation, and gamergate is a very bright and straight one

Clara Lemlich stan account (silby), Wednesday, 5 May 2021 15:57 (four years ago)

someone on twitter reminded me that the guy who was canned from Google for “just asking questions” originally had @Fired4Truth as his twitter handle

this will never not be funny

mh, Wednesday, 5 May 2021 17:14 (four years ago)

I'm asking what you think. You say it's a bad idea to hire people who say things for shock value. Presumably you mean to include Antonio, or you wouldn't have mentioned this. So are you saying that in a world of properly run companies, he should never work again?

— Paul Graham (@paulg) May 13, 2021



this entire thread is hilarious. someone tells paul graham, hey, I wouldn’t hire a guy who says crap like this. graham turns it into some sort of thought exercise, because.. you can’t just run a SV company, you have to be creating some platonic ideal of How to Run a Company

mh, Friday, 14 May 2021 12:41 (three years ago)

I ain’t clicking through on that

Clara Lemlich stan account (silby), Friday, 14 May 2021 13:40 (three years ago)

I think you can get the point without clicking. PG just being obtuse and acting like “don’t hire jerks” means that all of our best thought leaders will be unemployed

mh, Friday, 14 May 2021 13:50 (three years ago)

one month passes...

Ex-Facebook VR exec says he'll turn U.S. troops into 'invincible technomancers,' just raised $450 million https://t.co/xufDyzkh0n

— CNBC (@CNBC) June 17, 2021

reggae mike love (polyphonic), Thursday, 17 June 2021 20:52 (three years ago)

"ex-facebook vr exec" doesn't really capture that guy's bio tbf

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 17 June 2021 20:54 (three years ago)

Is that the worst beard in the world?

DJI, Thursday, 17 June 2021 20:57 (three years ago)

Indeed. I don't usually notice facial hair but that's outstandingly bad

kinder, Thursday, 17 June 2021 21:07 (three years ago)

an acquaintance launched the public sale of his startup's crypto token, yesterday. it aims to eliminate global poverty by creating "a regenerative, bottom-up universal basic income (UBI) that can elevate all participants above the global poverty line."

"if the Torus can return $2/day to its participants (as Anatha Token), it can make poverty a disease we’ve cured"... so, peak silicon-valley optimism. it would be cool to see crypto/distributed finance eliminate poverty at any scale.

https://anatha.io/blog/token-sale
https://www.morningstar.com/news/globe-newswire/8255815/anatha-announces-its-accessible-equitable-public-token-sale-accepting-fiat-and-crypto

davey, Thursday, 17 June 2021 21:37 (three years ago)

xpost that Facebook guy is Parker Luckey, who I interviewed once and might have been the most awkward conversation I've ever had, absolute basement boy

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 17 June 2021 21:40 (three years ago)

his sister is engaged to matt gaetz.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 17 June 2021 21:51 (three years ago)

the Oculus acquisition still baffles me. "we integrated the phone with the ski goggles. now we want 3 billion dollars."

butyrate humbucker bobbins (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 17 June 2021 21:57 (three years ago)

one month passes...

India was the Y combinator of the British empire

— Daniel Tenreiro 🦧 (@TenreiroDaniel) August 5, 2021

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 6 August 2021 13:59 (three years ago)

I know he means something stupid, let's click through and see if he clarified his thoughts at all

An outsize portion of the empire’s great talents were nurtured in the Raj. Fascinating phenomenon . . .

— Daniel Tenreiro 🦧 (@TenreiroDaniel) August 5, 2021

*screaming intensifies*

mh, Friday, 6 August 2021 14:28 (three years ago)

the Oculus acquisition still baffles me. "we integrated the phone with the ski goggles. now we want 3 billion dollars."

I heard Zuck on the radio awhile ago, and he has big plans for VR. Facebook has never been a leader in the hardware world, and he sees this as the future; you'll go to the office in VR, maybe have lunch while in VR, then attend a 'concert' after work in VR. If that doesn't sound dystopian, I don't know what is.

Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 6 August 2021 17:07 (three years ago)

https://i.imgur.com/AFDRfK0.gif

Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 6 August 2021 17:11 (three years ago)

I don't think you need to spend that money just to get into VR. Certainly none of that ip will make up zuck's horrible vr hell.

"Rocky Top" and "Funky Bitch" are songs I never look forward to (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 6 August 2021 22:51 (three years ago)

I don't think VR will ever be a real hit until they devise a blowjob machine that actually feels like a mouth to get the porn-driven mass adoption of VHS/DVD/streaming.

Joe Bombin (milo z), Friday, 6 August 2021 23:02 (three years ago)

tragic lol @ this thread

25 years ago Microsoft released Internet Explorer 3.0, its first real salvo in the “Browser Wars”. This launch taught taught me how a giant corporation could move at the speed of a startup. Here’s the story: pic.twitter.com/ZEYcxYrUgI

— Hadi Partovi (@hadip) August 14, 2021

this bit in particular:

Sadly, there were divorces and broken families and bad things that came out of that. But I also learned that even at a 20,000-person company, you can get a team of 100 people to work like their lives depend on it.

— Hadi Partovi (@hadip) August 14, 2021

the distance between their ideology and the reality of what these people produce is astonishing / beyond parody

rob, Sunday, 15 August 2021 15:54 (three years ago)

ah, I just noticed this dude is a director at the company that makes tasers and police drones

rob, Sunday, 15 August 2021 15:56 (three years ago)

moving at the speed of a 100-person startup

Tracer Hand, Sunday, 15 August 2021 17:00 (three years ago)

lol seriously

I just can't get over how this was all in service of developing a product that was indistinguishable from an already massively popular one. I want to read the breathless thread about how people wrecked their lives to put out the Zune

rob, Sunday, 15 August 2021 17:15 (three years ago)

"yeah I worked 90 hours a week, destroyed my marriage, and didn't watch my kids grow up but hey we shipped an important product"

"ah well at least you're rich now"

"oh no, no no no, but i have the satisfaction of having made other people rich"

completely deranged

— Kat Cosgrove (@Dixie3Flatline) August 15, 2021

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Sunday, 15 August 2021 23:54 (three years ago)

I just can't get over how this was all in service of developing a product that was indistinguishable from an already massively popular one. I want to read the breathless thread about how people wrecked their lives to put out the Zune

in retrospect, the zune was the first time i really became aware of tech overbloat. it's still funny to think about. and the word 'zune' has to be a nadir of the english language. it still makes me cringe-laugh at how bad it is.

Linda and Jodie Rocco (map), Monday, 16 August 2021 03:06 (three years ago)

https://play-lh.googleusercontent.com/z0kxIIl4fc0WfO3u7uB9B_TkCeP919kzD8xY5rqR0fiGzvHGGQfMaSsC7CCmQ3GRneB0Gb3Al07Z=s200

Linda and Jodie Rocco (map), Monday, 16 August 2021 03:07 (three years ago)

I just can't get over how this was all in service of developing a product that was indistinguishable from an already massively popular one.

That sort of product defined the Steve Ballmer era at Microsoft. Microsoft thought they learnt from Internet Explorer that they could crush any hot new tech product or service from another company simply by throwing money at it and melding it into Windows, but what worked for IE didn't work for Zune, Bing, Windows Phone, and several others - all reactions to competitors who got there first and did it better. Even IE itself would later crash and burn. Microsoft has since replaced it with Edge, a web browser most of us use exactly once, to download Chrome...

Lee626, Monday, 16 August 2021 04:41 (three years ago)

Now Edge is just Chrome

Clara Lemlich stan account (silby), Monday, 16 August 2021 05:06 (three years ago)

don’t forget that msft bought the world’s most popular video calling software and rendered it an unusable add-on to Teams right before the pandemic hit. has to be in their top 5 galaxy brane moves

Tracer Hand, Monday, 16 August 2021 07:00 (three years ago)

oh yeah Bing! lmao

rob, Monday, 16 August 2021 13:20 (three years ago)

Tracer, which one? I’m thinking of Skype here, but they bought that in 2011 and have been fucking it up in various ways for a decade

mh, Monday, 16 August 2021 15:41 (three years ago)

I don't use Chrome anymore, now Firefox is my best friend

aegis philbin (crüt), Monday, 16 August 2021 16:27 (three years ago)

Chrome is spyware tbrr, and on the user end I feel like the diffs between browsers are super minimal now. heck I barely see a diff between DuckDuckGo and Google Search now

rob, Monday, 16 August 2021 16:46 (three years ago)

i agree that chrome is spyware and no one should use it, and ff is equivalent for almost all users, but the new safari is pretty drastically different from either for better or worse (well, it's definitely worse, but it's good to see someone trying something new i guess).

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 16 August 2021 16:50 (three years ago)

mh - yeah skype - i guess i mean they finally basically buried it completely within the guts of Teams right before the pandemic. on my work computer at least, it had been hanging on as 'Skype for Business' for several years. incredible to me how thoroughly they nuked the brand equity. 'Skype' was a verb that most people knew! it meant video calling!

Tracer Hand, Monday, 16 August 2021 17:04 (three years ago)

but the new safari is pretty drastically different from either for better or worse (well, it's definitely worse, but it's good to see someone trying something new i guess)

ha! I'm not sure I've tried this version, now I'm intrigued

rob, Monday, 16 August 2021 17:07 (three years ago)

I only use Safari. If I had a BSD or Linux desktop I'd probably use either Firefox or this bullshit http://surf.suckless.org

Clara Lemlich stan account (silby), Monday, 16 August 2021 17:54 (three years ago)

what's different about the new safari?

Tracer Hand, Monday, 16 August 2021 19:19 (three years ago)

https://sixcolors.com/post/2021/06/wwdc-2021-safari-15-to-bring-huge-ui-changes/

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 16 August 2021 19:29 (three years ago)

they've dialed it back a bit since WWDC but it's still pretty weird

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 16 August 2021 19:30 (three years ago)

https://mjtsai.com/blog/2021/06/17/safari-15/

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 16 August 2021 19:31 (three years ago)

Gonna stick with Firefox. That looks like make-work for a team that should move on to something else.

DJI, Monday, 16 August 2021 19:31 (three years ago)

Bookmarks and tabs have both always been huge problems - people just don't use them well, or efficiently, or at all - so I can't hate them putting some effort into that

Tracer Hand, Monday, 16 August 2021 20:18 (three years ago)

safari changes seem just… whatever, to me, so far.

Tracer, I don’t think “Skype for Business” had anything to do with actual Skype, which afaik was a separate, incompatible program. They literally just rebranded their messaging program that came with Office a third time. (Office Communicator, Lynn, then Skype iirc)

mh, Tuesday, 17 August 2021 02:53 (three years ago)

haha oh

Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 17 August 2021 09:08 (three years ago)

whoops, typo there, the second one was “Lync”

calling their shitty messaging app that never worked right “Skype” was one of the stupidest branding ploys they’ve done imo

mh, Wednesday, 18 August 2021 17:07 (three years ago)

https://www.cnn.com/2021/08/28/tech/elizabeth-holmes-theranos-trial-mental-health/index.html

Taliban! (PBKR), Saturday, 28 August 2021 18:01 (three years ago)

there’s no reason to doubt that Balwani is what she alleges he is but how much of a defense is it? Lee Boyd Malvo is doing life for murders he did while a teenager under the sway of an older man but he’s a Black man and Holmes is a white woman.

Clara Lemlich stan account (silby), Saturday, 28 August 2021 18:11 (three years ago)

I don't think it is much of a defense.

The story just gives me the willies.

Taliban! (PBKR), Saturday, 28 August 2021 18:37 (three years ago)

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/features/2021-09-01/how-diapers-com-founder-marc-lore-plans-to-build-utopian-city-telosa

As billionaire vanity projects go, this beats the hell out of Thiel’s Ephebophilia Island.

papal hotwife (milo z), Sunday, 5 September 2021 17:31 (three years ago)

no way lmao pic.twitter.com/Rm9Zu1ECYE

— stephanie (@isosteph) September 5, 2021

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Sunday, 5 September 2021 18:39 (three years ago)

Hero

DJI, Sunday, 5 September 2021 18:51 (three years ago)

you can hear the swelling soundtrack playing in his head it's beautiful

Left, Sunday, 5 September 2021 22:13 (three years ago)

two weeks pass...

Book excerpt with some interesting anecdotes of a young Peter Thiel:

https://nymag.com/intelligencer/article/peter-thiel-silicon-valley-contrarian-max-chafkin.html

o. nate, Monday, 20 September 2021 20:13 (three years ago)

that's a yikes

Text messages between Elizabeth Holmes and Sunny Balwani today at the #Theranos trial.

Holmes:
"You are the breeze in desert for me."
"My water."
"And ocean."
"Meant to be only together tiger."

Balwani: "OK"

— scott budman (@scottbudman) September 22, 2021

papal hotwife (milo z), Wednesday, 22 September 2021 23:51 (three years ago)

he's a real casanova

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 22 September 2021 23:53 (three years ago)

Thumbs up emoji

kinder, Thursday, 23 September 2021 08:32 (three years ago)

"you are my eternal 'OK', washing over me with alrightness"

Tracer Hand, Thursday, 23 September 2021 09:54 (three years ago)

I dunno, your partner starts texting you lyrics from "The Wind Beneath My Wings", I'm not sure "OK" isn't the proper response.

Taliban! (PBKR), Thursday, 23 September 2021 11:40 (three years ago)

https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/032/520/yeahgood.jpg

certified juice therapist (harbl), Thursday, 23 September 2021 14:00 (three years ago)

it's contagious

Sunak says he was inspired by his time working in California.

The years I spent in California left a lasting mark on me ….

…. working with some of the most innovative and exciting people in finance and technology.

Watching ideas becoming a reality.

Seeing entrepreneurs build new teams.

It’s not just about money.

I saw a culture …

…. a mindset …

…. which was unafraid to challenge itself...

…. reward hard work ...

…. and was open to all those with the talent to achieve.

I look across the United Kingdom …

... and that culture is here too ….

bespoke sausages (seandalai), Monday, 4 October 2021 13:01 (three years ago)

it's contagious

_Sunak says he was inspired by his time working in California.

The years I spent in California left a lasting mark on me ….

…. working with some of the most innovative and exciting people in finance and technology.

Watching ideas becoming a reality.

Seeing entrepreneurs build new teams.

It’s not just about money.

I saw a culture …

…. a mindset …

…. which was unafraid to challenge itself...

…. reward hard work ...

…. and was open to all those with the talent to achieve.

I look across the United Kingdom …

... and that culture is here too …._


(Waiting in line for a gallon of gas)

And of course the worms! (Boring, Maryland), Monday, 4 October 2021 13:25 (three years ago)

Was thinking recently about how in the "fintech" and "defi" spaces you always hear these entrepreneur types talking about the "unbanked" and how they are going to give these people "access" to financial services. As though the cause of poverty is not having access to a bank, rather than, you know, not having access to MONEY.

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Tuesday, 5 October 2021 15:24 (three years ago)

Because the banks are killing us with all their fees! I say as I pay a $90 gas fee to buy a $50 jpg of a llama.

Jeff, Tuesday, 5 October 2021 15:35 (three years ago)

man alive i’m pretty sure giving them money i.e. loans is part of their plan!

Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 5 October 2021 17:31 (three years ago)

people not having access to good, non-usurious banking IS a real problem. solutions like california's recently-signed-into-law public banking act are, of course, opposed by bankers and the silicon valley set, who are more interested in solutions which double as businesses.

I Am Fribbulus (Xax) (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 5 October 2021 18:00 (three years ago)

As though the cause of poverty is not having access to a bank, rather than, you know, not having access to MONEY.

― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Tuesday, October 5, 2021 8:24 AM (two hours ago)

Of course there are profiteers that see the problem as a way to extract their cut, but there are definitely aspects of not having access to a bank / financial institution that can extend credit or loan money that perpetuates poverty. Even when people have money. There's also a lot of structural racism in the U.S. that has created these conditions such that isn't just a rich vs poor issue.

sarahell, Tuesday, 5 October 2021 18:03 (three years ago)

man alive i’m pretty sure giving them money i.e. loans is part of their plan!

― Tracer Hand, Tuesday, October 5, 2021 12:31 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

But this is just the "microcredit" myth all over again. That failed. People need more money. If they have more money, they will get access to banks.

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Tuesday, 5 October 2021 19:04 (three years ago)

I don't think Tracer Hand was implying that giving those loans would be in any way designed to help the recipients, just the lenders.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Tuesday, 5 October 2021 19:07 (three years ago)

right, I guess I was conflating Tracer's likely ironical post with sarahell's more earnest one.

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Tuesday, 5 October 2021 19:08 (three years ago)

there are a handful of post offices trialing what I’d think of as “postal banking-lite” right now that I read about the other day

it’s tricky to understand how onerous some of these things are, especially if you’ve never done banking. if I’d never set up an account before, would I even be able to? what about minimum balance requirements and fees?

https://www.washingtonpost.com/business/2021/10/04/usps-banking-paycheck-cashing/

on the other hand, I was able to set up a new checking account a couple weekends ago online because I already had a brokerage account. something like four clicks and it was open, a couple more and money was on its way in, and the debit card arrived within a week. the processes and technology to do this are in place, they’re just locked away from anyone who’s never banked. and it really shouldn’t be a high profit center for SV tech vultures

mh, Tuesday, 5 October 2021 19:09 (three years ago)

If they have more money, they will get access to banks.

that worked out really well in the past 100 years for black people that wanted to buy houses in segregated neighborhoods

sarahell, Tuesday, 5 October 2021 20:40 (three years ago)

like you can approach it from a hardline anti-capitalist stance and say private financial institutions are all bad and should be abolished, and thus these fintech companies are horrible because they are private financial institutions. That's totally legit.

but for decades there's been so much predatory lending and the whole check cashing /payday loan sector (which is also short-term predatory lending), and some of those harmed by it are not that much less financially stable than some people who do have bank accounts. A big difference is race and ethnicity, and where people live and work. Is there even a bank in the neighborhood?

And then you factor in the historical racism practiced by traditional banks, and you have a problem that is both class-based (where people need to be paid more and have a stronger social safety net) and race-based.

sarahell, Tuesday, 5 October 2021 20:53 (three years ago)

also -- does Pete Sm1th still post here? This is where he is a viking iirc

sarahell, Tuesday, 5 October 2021 20:54 (three years ago)

this is just the "microcredit" myth all over again. That failed.

Has this truly failed? i.e. well-meaning westerner loans woman the money to buy a goat, all of a sudden her life has changed and her kids are in school

I still get a lot of solicitations from orgs that do this, all because I donated to the Heifer Project like a decade ago

Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 5 October 2021 21:22 (three years ago)

I don't want to say that such a thing can never be structured in a way that helps, but I think the consensus emerged that, as practiced, it was not helpful and possibly even harmful
http://yris.yira.org/comments/2062

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Tuesday, 5 October 2021 22:07 (three years ago)

like you can approach it from a hardline anti-capitalist stance and say private financial institutions are all bad and should be abolished, and thus these fintech companies are horrible because they are private financial institutions. That's totally legit.

but for decades there's been so much predatory lending and the whole check cashing /payday loan sector (which is also short-term predatory lending), and some of those harmed by it are not that much less financially stable than some people who do have bank accounts. A big difference is race and ethnicity, and where people live and work. Is there even a bank in the neighborhood?

And then you factor in the historical racism practiced by traditional banks, and you have a problem that is both class-based (where people need to be paid more and have a stronger social safety net) and race-based.

― sarahell, Tuesday, October 5, 2021 3:53 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

I would be willing to bet that very few people who consistently earn a stable, full-time living wage needs to rely on payday loans. No question it would be better if there was some less predatory alternative to payday loans, but you'd likely have to make it non-profit -- the reason payday loans are high interest is because a fair number of people wind up unable to pay them back, because they don't have money. The problem comes back to people not having enough money.

I'm familiar with the history of redlining and discrimination in lending, but I'm not really sure how that's a problem that fintech or defi solves (although I'm open to hearing how!). Obviously it's bad whenever there is racial discrimination in lending standards, e.g. a black person making the same wage gets a higher interest rate. But, again, I think it's a bit of a myth that there are neighborhoods where otherwise financially stable people don't have access to banks or financial services at all. It's the people who lack a living wage and financial stability that are most likely to lack access to those things.

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Tuesday, 5 October 2021 22:13 (three years ago)

it depends on your definition of financially stable ... and the other issue is how financial services can increase financial stability. I went about 10 years without having a credit card, and I had plenty of "fuck, how much is it gonna cost to fix my car?" episodes when I didn't have the cash to pay for it. Want to start a business or go freelance as opposed to working a shitty minimum wage job? ... anyway ...

but I'm not really sure how that's a problem that fintech or defi solves (although I'm open to hearing how!).

I definitely don't see these industries solving the problem, but there is less historical baggage and the fact that they don't have the same geographical boundaries might be helpful, as well as issues related to language barriers. There is a whole area of marginalized people that need foreign exchange/transfer services that I don't know enough about to have an opinion about whether fintech is useful.

No question it would be better if there was some less predatory alternative to payday loans, but you'd likely have to make it non-profit

Yeah, there's a fair amount of movement towards community-centered non-profit financial institutions where I live, that seem to be the most equitable solution. If the tech industry wants to get into the market, so to speak, I think it would be better if they provided services and/or capital to these institutions, similar to how PayPal, Square, etc. made it more accessible to accept payments and process credit card transactions

sarahell, Tuesday, 5 October 2021 22:25 (three years ago)

i obv agree that in general it would be good for people to have access to full-time work paying a living wage so they could be "financially stable." millions of people don't, though, and are preyed upon by usurious payday loan operations. seems like one good solution would be to create a non-usurious alternative form of bank (you suggest "non-profit"; i suggest "public"), and concurrently regulate the loan sharks out of existence. there's very little for whiz-kid tech investors to add to that picture imo.

I Am Fribbulus (Xax) (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 5 October 2021 22:29 (three years ago)

public is also another option!

sarahell, Tuesday, 5 October 2021 22:31 (three years ago)

yeah, I am absolutely loathe to mutter the phrase “public-private partnership” but if so-called tech innovators have a role here, that’s what it’s got to be

the problem isn’t just a lack of working day-to-day capital, or even the lack of financial/food/housing support mechanisms, it’s that those programs are very difficult to access, often by design. if every resident could have postal banking, with a set amount of no-fee overdraft… why not make an account overdraft an opportunity to contact the person and get them enrolled in government and community support programs?

there’s the entire entrenched distrust in some of those programs that have been less successful, but that’s another issue..

mh, Wednesday, 6 October 2021 15:53 (three years ago)

I'm glad to see this topic discussed. I was asking about a project that very much embodies it back in June, but nobody replied. (I'd still be very interested to hear any of y'allz thoughts on it.)

I know that banking systems around the world are usurial and extractive, but it seems to me that lots of people in the crypto sector overstate the positive impact that a more ethical banking industry and improved access to it would have on the impoverished and the rest of the 99%.

Anyway, mostly I just wanted to say I appreciate all your musings on the topic. I'd stay glued to this thread today if I wasn't under a 48-hour crunch to move everything out of my recording studio to a new, much less preferable spot, due to an eviction served under pretty shitty circumstances.

davey, Wednesday, 6 October 2021 17:45 (three years ago)

how does a crypto token address banking in any way shape or form when the question we’re asking is “how can I put my money somewhere that isn’t cash (paper money), and then I can go buy a loaf of bread with it at the store?” or “how do I convert my paycheck into cash/money in an account without onerous banking terms or using a cash checking place?”

mh, Wednesday, 6 October 2021 19:28 (three years ago)

it doesn't; crypto is Vegas-like monopoly money for suckers and rich people, we need to force it over the cliff so it can die.

I'm a sovereign jazz citizen (the table is the table), Wednesday, 6 October 2021 20:39 (three years ago)

That’s a good question and one I’ve never seen satisfactorily answered by the defimaxies. In my dabbling you can borrow, lend, stake, invest, trade, etc, but not indication of how I could get a pack of gum from the store.

Coinbase has their new debit card, but that isn’t truly decentralized, nor are you directly spending your cryptocurrency, they’re just taking your crypto and giving you fiat that becomes your spending money. Plus there’s the whole mess about what constitutes a taxable event.

Jeff, Wednesday, 6 October 2021 20:50 (three years ago)

I've seen a handful of these ATMs that convert Bitcoin in these shabby convenience stores. Definitely one of those things that make you wonder...

earlnash, Wednesday, 6 October 2021 20:53 (three years ago)

monopoly money for suckers and rich people and criminal enterpises

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Wednesday, 6 October 2021 21:06 (three years ago)

I just want to use my Bol Bol topshot to buy some gum. Is that too much to ask.

Jeff, Wednesday, 6 October 2021 21:11 (three years ago)

I've seen a handful of these ATMs that convert Bitcoin in these shabby convenience stores

These completely baffled me until I realized that you put money into it rather than withdrawing

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 6 October 2021 21:19 (three years ago)

These completely baffled me until I realized that you put money into it rather than withdrawing

― Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, October 6, 2021 2:19 PM (three minutes ago)

I had no idea until now. But yeah, the two convenience stores I go to on the reg both have these machines - one downtown and one in Temescal

sarahell, Wednesday, 6 October 2021 21:32 (three years ago)

the only one i ever saw in Brooklyn was at a bodega with intensely bad service that was repeatedly shutdown as a hotbed of K2 deals, and which is no longer in business.

I Am Fribbulus (Xax) (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 6 October 2021 21:51 (three years ago)

I saw some of those in Canada, but I’m pretty sure they may have been linked to Quadriga, which was outed as a completely pyramid scheme after the founder died. OR DID HE? there’s a good cbc podcast on it

in any case, bitcoin has absolutely no use for anyone living hand to mouth and even the one davey is mentioning does nothing if you don’t transfer money in — at which point they apparently give people who have bought magic beans a percentage of additional magic beans

mh, Wednesday, 6 October 2021 22:21 (three years ago)

the entire thing with an asset that can be used for speculation, or illicit means, is that the market means nothing to people who 1. can’t afford to gamble 2. can’t afford to buy in

if you were buying/selling picassos or whatever, maybe you can get a legit buyer down the road after you overpay to someone who doesn’t care where your money came from. with cryptocurrency, you’re willing to take the risk your money goes up in smoke because you don’t want to be seen with suspicious money or assets

mh, Wednesday, 6 October 2021 22:24 (three years ago)

along that line, it makes me now wonder about the “guy found a legit picasso in his grandpa’s closet” stories that come out in the news. more like “guy mysteriously misplaced a large amount of illicit assets and a private collector mysteriously misplaced a picasso at that guy’s house”

mh, Wednesday, 6 October 2021 22:27 (three years ago)

About the “oh wow I found a Rembrandt at a garage sale!”:

And of course the worms! (Boring, Maryland), Wednesday, 6 October 2021 22:31 (three years ago)

https://www.npr.org/2014/03/27/294919256/a-tiny-renoir-stolen-in-the-50s-finally-comes-home-to-baltimore-museum

And of course the worms! (Boring, Maryland), Wednesday, 6 October 2021 22:31 (three years ago)

I thought these were pretty much known to be covers for recovering art off of the black market.

Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Thursday, 7 October 2021 00:05 (three years ago)

Respect to the lady who stole it (or got someone to steal it) and stayed quiet for 50 years.

papal hotwife (milo z), Thursday, 7 October 2021 00:24 (three years ago)

this is a decent piece on what a better banking/transfer system looks like

https://tigerfeathers.substack.com/p/the-internet-country

i can't remember where i found this so maybe it has already been linked upthread

micah, Thursday, 7 October 2021 07:34 (three years ago)

two months pass...

Aw too bad

!!!

SAN JOSE, Calif. (AP) — Jury finds Elizabeth Holmes guilty of conspiracy at her former blood-testing startup Theranos.

— Mahen Gunaratna (@GunaRockYa) January 4, 2022

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 4 January 2022 00:17 (three years ago)

one month passes...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FMsspRbXMAATxOO?format=jpg&name=small

Nedlene Grendel as Basenji Holmo (map), Monday, 28 February 2022 17:13 (three years ago)

lol

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Monday, 28 February 2022 17:19 (three years ago)

We're about to get into a golden era of dramatic adaptations here of this kind of stuff -- Super Pumped started last night, The Dropout starts later this week, the WeWork one in a couple of weeks...

Ned Raggett, Monday, 28 February 2022 17:55 (three years ago)

I think I'm going to watch some of them before I deem the era golden

mh, Monday, 28 February 2022 17:56 (three years ago)

https://www.theringer.com/tv/2022/2/25/22949799/super-pumped-showtime-dropout-hulu-wecrashed-apple-tv

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 28 February 2022 18:18 (three years ago)

xpost Well, gold-plated.

Ned Raggett, Monday, 28 February 2022 19:10 (three years ago)

reminds me of the weekend when my friend's son was insisting part of an action figure was real gold because the packaging said that. it actually meant shiny gold paint

mh, Monday, 28 February 2022 20:06 (three years ago)

This is an amazing/terrifying concept: https://www.cana.com/

What do you think? I like the idea that you don't ship a bunch of water around the world. But I'm not loving the pay-per-drink business model. Maybe that's better than the standard printer model where you pay for all the colors when you run out of one of them.

No hot drinks at launch, which means no "tea, earl grey, hot" action.

DJI, Thursday, 3 March 2022 22:57 (three years ago)

wait... 3D printing wine?

I'm not buying it, Captain Picard

Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 4 March 2022 00:44 (three years ago)

lol, it's like Juicero meets Theranos

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Friday, 4 March 2022 00:57 (three years ago)

Juiceranos

Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 4 March 2022 01:02 (three years ago)

Also.. I mean, doesn't good wine have to go with the gravelly soil in the vineyard? Whisky that's been aged in a barrel for many years?

This sounds like a fucking scam

Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 4 March 2022 01:03 (three years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VYIJzcxZXXo

DJI, Friday, 4 March 2022 01:57 (three years ago)

recycles its cartridges for you. it gets up and walks to the curb and barfs out its trash? now i'm intrigued.

maf you one two (maffew12), Friday, 4 March 2022 02:11 (three years ago)

xps the materials say "a range of wines", nowhere do they claim to be "good"

(probably grape drink with vodka)

maf you one two (maffew12), Friday, 4 March 2022 02:13 (three years ago)

probably be handy on the ISS

Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 4 March 2022 02:15 (three years ago)

I mean IN THEORY the barrel aging, the soil, the peat, is all just molecules, so IN THEORY it could replicate all that if it could be measured accurately in the first place. But I doubt it has been or that this is sophisticated enough to do that.

Tsar Bombadil (James Morrison), Friday, 4 March 2022 02:53 (three years ago)

Looks completely worthless, thanks for sharing.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 4 March 2022 03:17 (three years ago)

lol I thought this was the star trek thread at first because the season premiere of the Picard show does have him harvesting grapes and making wine

mh, Friday, 4 March 2022 03:19 (three years ago)

too bad that's not a Kickstarter, I'd like to see how many dummies are setting $300-700 on fire

papal hotwife (milo z), Friday, 4 March 2022 03:29 (three years ago)

automatic espresso machines aren't even good and all they have to do is grind beans, tamp them and push hot water through, they're not synthesizing Colombian crops

papal hotwife (milo z), Friday, 4 March 2022 03:30 (three years ago)

It’s not 3d printing anything afaict. It’s a sodastream.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 4 March 2022 03:43 (three years ago)

That is connected to the internet and charges per drink.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 4 March 2022 03:44 (three years ago)

https://i.imgur.com/8v8GTM8.mp4

*hic* (cat), Friday, 4 March 2022 05:48 (three years ago)

what i am gleaning from this is that cock is welcome, and i think that’s nice

*hic* (cat), Friday, 4 March 2022 05:53 (three years ago)

if this was actually real it would be fuckin cool as hell

Tracer Hand, Friday, 4 March 2022 08:58 (three years ago)

They must be doing a marketing push today, saw a post from Simone Giertz (a usually awesome builder/maker Youtube person) about her role as a seed investor in the company. At least she didn't go down the NFT route.

papal hotwife (milo z), Friday, 4 March 2022 09:01 (three years ago)

I drink only NFTs now

Alba, Friday, 4 March 2022 18:17 (three years ago)

I find it very hard to believe that isn't an outright scam.

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Friday, 4 March 2022 18:42 (three years ago)

"Yeah, it uses, um, molecules"

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Friday, 4 March 2022 18:42 (three years ago)

Like what the fuck is in that cartridge than can make merlot, coffee, lemonade & gin?

"molecules!" gimme a fucking break

Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 4 March 2022 18:47 (three years ago)

kinda wanna poll the staff photos but maybe every snake oil startup has a gallery like this, i don’t browse enough of them to know

*hic* (cat), Friday, 4 March 2022 19:21 (three years ago)

it's a sodastream. there are multiple cartridges.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 4 March 2022 19:33 (three years ago)

each bursting with molecules

maf you one two (maffew12), Friday, 4 March 2022 19:39 (three years ago)

It's borderline Ali G. "Everyfing is made o moleules. So wha if me had all the kinds of molecules in one machine, me could make anyfing"

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Friday, 4 March 2022 19:47 (three years ago)

I mean, it's not wrong in a sense so broad it's being catcalled by a legion of dudes from Guys and Dolls

xp but I am proud of this terrible joke so I am posting it

castanuts (DJP), Friday, 4 March 2022 19:48 (three years ago)

i got yr drink right here
it's called the musk-ateer
and here's a guy that says ...

sarahell, Sunday, 6 March 2022 19:05 (three years ago)

one month passes...

she is GETTING that emmy pic.twitter.com/wXo0aL1pte

— lucy (@heylucymay) April 8, 2022

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 8 April 2022 20:35 (three years ago)

that felt too uncomfortably real

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Friday, 8 April 2022 21:21 (three years ago)

It was a pretty good series. Waiting on the final episode of Super Pumped on Sunday (well, the final one of this season -- there's going to be a second focused on Facebook, in line with Mike Isaac's forthcoming book on same).

Ned Raggett, Friday, 8 April 2022 21:28 (three years ago)

I have trouble imagining workers actually expressing enthusiasm for having that dude as a boss / leader. I've only seen the first episode of Super Pumped so far and I can understand the workers sitting around fucking off and getting paid, or doing their tasks in the background, but actually enthusiastically cheering for dude's speeches?

sarahell, Sunday, 10 April 2022 07:36 (three years ago)

Yet we see it happen. WeWork was notorious for it, the “fuck you Carreyrou” chant at Theranos occurred, people do buy in. It’s goofy as hell but there ya go.

Ned Raggett, Sunday, 10 April 2022 13:48 (three years ago)

Once a company reaches a certain size, you get a number of employees where their role isn’t easily connected to what the company actually sells, and bizarre corporate sloganeering pops up. I think the majority of people at non-startups just kind of passively ignore it, but there are outliers who latch on to that internal marketing to justify their work lives

My impression is that startups, especially ones that don’t turn a profit, push that company culture bit a lot harder because the company doesn’t necessarily do anything yet!

mh, Sunday, 10 April 2022 15:12 (three years ago)

i just wonder about the people who buy into it. the followers, as it were. otoh ... idk why i have trouble accepting this since Hitler and Trump but ... sometimes i have to be reminded

sarahell, Sunday, 10 April 2022 17:15 (three years ago)

I think the majority of people at non-startups just kind of passively ignore it

yeah, this attitude I understand ... like, clerks at Walgreens don't seem really gung-ho about "Team Walgreens"

sarahell, Sunday, 10 April 2022 17:19 (three years ago)

Companies regularly place more demands on their workers than even a good, conscientious worker can satisfy. I always figured if I delivered somewhere between 90% and 95% of 'perfection' I was not just earning my pay, but an excellent employee. I totally ignored the motivational hoo-hah and quietly met my own standards.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Sunday, 10 April 2022 18:36 (three years ago)

I totally ignored the motivational hoo-hah and quietly met my own standards.

Yup.

Ned Raggett, Sunday, 10 April 2022 18:44 (three years ago)

Well you're hardly going to get yourself a waffle party with that attitude, are you?

kinder, Sunday, 10 April 2022 18:46 (three years ago)

I feel better already.

Ned Raggett, Sunday, 10 April 2022 18:48 (three years ago)

;) I'm enjoying Severance

kinder, Sunday, 10 April 2022 18:50 (three years ago)

Having a couple of times in my life been around cultish professors or bosses and gotten taken in by them (though nothing to those extremes) I found myself kind of willingly suspending disbelief just because (1) it was sort of fun and (2) it can be self-serving to do so, since true believers tend to reap benefits. I always maintained a little bit of psychic distance and had almost a split consciousness about it, but I get it.

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Sunday, 10 April 2022 23:49 (three years ago)

Sucks that the main takeaway from Steve Jobs' story is that everyone thinks you have to be an asshole cult leader to be an effective CEO.

Elvis Telecom, Monday, 11 April 2022 02:55 (three years ago)

Now speaking of cults

Elon has decided not to join our board. I sent a brief note to the company, sharing with you all here. pic.twitter.com/lfrXACavvk

— Parag Agrawal (@paraga) April 11, 2022

Ned Raggett, Monday, 11 April 2022 03:25 (three years ago)

three months pass...

Perfect.

VC Marc Andreessen has railed against cities like San Francisco for failing to build more housing.

But when his own hyper-rich, manicured SF suburb proposed a zoning change to allow a small number of multifamily homes, Andreessen and his wife wrote this. https://t.co/YzqdfSV20q pic.twitter.com/Aq9HhDpKPk

— Will Oremus (@WillOremus) August 5, 2022

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 5 August 2022 14:59 (two years ago)

the egg man is bad

mh, Friday, 5 August 2022 15:01 (two years ago)

This guy on Hacker News is buying up the entire town of Pine Bluff, Arkansas for reasons that seem unclear even to him. Someone please help him go home to his children pic.twitter.com/6wO0JIyxQ1

— Brooks Otterlake (@i_zzzzzz) August 15, 2022

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 15 August 2022 21:02 (two years ago)

His twitter handle is the same as his username there, it's just post after post of him getting robbed by Pine Bluff tweakers.

papal hotwife (milo z), Monday, 15 August 2022 21:58 (two years ago)

a new wrinkle I didn't see yesterday

oh. pic.twitter.com/TFiddlxQAA

— Amy Hoy (@amyhoy) August 15, 2022

papal hotwife (milo z), Monday, 15 August 2022 21:59 (two years ago)

Pine Bluff thing is like one of those great, long, self-owning threads slowly documenting a guy's deranged and ill-informed home renovations, or hapless efforts to establish a utopian compound or whatever.

Doctor Casino, Monday, 15 August 2022 22:03 (two years ago)

that falls under the reddit DIY-fail thred or whatever

Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Monday, 15 August 2022 22:03 (two years ago)

lol great minds xp again

Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Monday, 15 August 2022 22:03 (two years ago)

twit’s creek

Tracer Hand, Monday, 15 August 2022 22:31 (two years ago)

this is like if something from the SA forums got VC money

mh, Tuesday, 16 August 2022 15:08 (two years ago)

lmao max phoned this guy

https://maxread.substack.com/p/the-man-who-bought-pine-bluff-arkansas

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 16 August 2022 21:54 (two years ago)

my "read max" subscription money going to good use

mh, Tuesday, 16 August 2022 22:35 (two years ago)

omg of course he's a utahn

(grim) pump track (wales) (map), Tuesday, 16 August 2022 22:39 (two years ago)

I enjoyed this bit:

New York was terrible, in the ‘80s. Everything they’re saying about Pine Bluff now they were saying about New York in the ‘80s! And I sure wish I could have bought some real estate in New York in the 80s!”

Lavator Shemmelpennick, Wednesday, 17 August 2022 09:00 (two years ago)

he comes off more sympathetic in max's interview than I expected, but the initial plan of just buying a huge warehouse for a maker space/entertainment venue/place for his existing businesses without making sure it's close-ish to a population center is wild

a lot of cities have those amenities, so the target market is... people who want to drive 45 minutes from Little Rock to do stuff?

we need pplains in here for the arkansas view

mh, Wednesday, 17 August 2022 14:07 (two years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o3c_pJ_CLJQ

papal hotwife (milo z), Wednesday, 17 August 2022 15:48 (two years ago)

the initial plan of just buying a huge warehouse for a maker space/entertainment venue/place for his existing businesses without making sure it's close-ish to a population center is wild

it's been done before by various people with various levels of success ... on the one hand you have Las Vegas and the current incarnation of Burning Man ... on the other hand you have this guy, as well as stuff in between like the guy who bought a town in Nevada and then there was a fire that burned like 90% of it ... though that guy had done something similar in an urban area and had gotten displaced, so he had an existing community of people as well as some experience

sarahell, Wednesday, 17 August 2022 18:40 (two years ago)

I was just randomly reading a reddit thread of purported real estate investors discussing (celebrating really) that arkansas is the most landlord friendly state in the country. Fucking bleak stuff. I believe one of them said it was a crime with jail time to stay in an apartment without paying the rent.

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Wednesday, 17 August 2022 19:05 (two years ago)

Texas is also very pro-landlord. Like, if you look at the civil code related to residential tenants and tenants rights, and you are only familiar with the laws in states like California and New York, you would be shocked and/or confused.

sarahell, Wednesday, 17 August 2022 19:10 (two years ago)

sometimes this site really delivers pic.twitter.com/dJmlYRF4ZZ

— cathode ray theory (@said_mitch) August 18, 2022

(grim) pump track (wales) (map), Thursday, 18 August 2022 21:19 (two years ago)

so apparently the guy who bought a bunch of real estate in that arkansas town has recordings and transcripts from the city meetings where he was trying to pitch his plans on his own website

it's him trying to get someone to walk through and tell him what he'd need to fix, and they keep explaining that it's a change in zoning, he needs plans signed off by an engineer and completed, etc.

I mean, there are areas of the country with less stringent building and occupancy codes, but dude bought a giant warehouse and adjoining buildings and wants to use them for commercial purposes!

mh, Thursday, 18 August 2022 22:04 (two years ago)

it's been done before by various people with various levels of success ... on the one hand you have Las Vegas and the current incarnation of Burning Man ... on the other hand you have this guy, as well as stuff in between like the guy who bought a town in Nevada and then there was a fire that burned like 90% of it ... though that guy had done something similar in an urban area and had gotten displaced, so he had an existing community of people as well as some experience

― sarahell

this is one of the settings for _summer fun_, the trans brian wilson book i'm reading for my book club...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spaceport_America

Kate (rushomancy), Thursday, 18 August 2022 22:46 (two years ago)

I think buying abandoned real estate and attempting to use it as-is is different from building an entertainment city mostly from scratch or building a temporary city in the desert, though? This isn’t “if you build it,” it’s “if I get them to turn electrical service back on” or at least it was until someone stole his walls

Unless we’re not talking about the Arkansas guy

mh, Thursday, 18 August 2022 23:54 (two years ago)

it's him trying to get someone to walk through and tell him what he'd need to fix, and they keep explaining that it's a change in zoning, he needs plans signed off by an engineer and completed, etc.

I mean, there are areas of the country with less stringent building and occupancy codes, but dude bought a giant warehouse and adjoining buildings and wants to use them for commercial purposes!

― mh, Thursday, August 18, 2022 3:04 PM (two hours ago)

this is a lot of what the org I work for does tbh. part of this guy's problem is the way the system works ... like, it is highly unlikely one person will be able to tell him everything he would need to do, and there's a lot of if/then at play ...
if you want this, the process involves x, but if you are willing to do it somewhat differently, you could maybe avoid doing x, but you would have to do y.
the existing structure / condition / etc of the building would need to be determined to meet certain criteria in order for him to do x, but a licensed engineer would have to actually do a study and calculations and find out if it does meet those criteria. If it does, then the process involves x, if it doesn't, then, before you can even think about doing x, you would need to do z, and maybe, instead of doing z and then doing x, you might want to re-think the whole thing ...

sarahell, Friday, 19 August 2022 00:46 (two years ago)

yes, the absolutely basic thing is to make a proposed plan, and hire an engineer

he seemed to just show up to meetings and propose completely different things every time with no blueprints or engineering assessment, just “hey guys but can I do this instead”

I mean, the way the system works may be convoluted beyond that, but that’s entry level “how do I shot occupancy”

also every time he describes the site it reminds me of an EPA superfund site in my city that’s getting slowly developed with so many caveats

mh, Friday, 19 August 2022 03:09 (two years ago)

"an" engineer ... dude, you might need structural, mechanical, and civil engineers depending on the project ...

sarahell, Friday, 19 August 2022 03:39 (two years ago)

generally, the first person you go to is an architect

sarahell, Friday, 19 August 2022 03:40 (two years ago)

yes

mh, Friday, 19 August 2022 12:59 (two years ago)

move fast and break stuff amirite

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Friday, 19 August 2022 14:54 (two years ago)

everyone otm re pine bluff itt. ((man alive also getting points for knowing about the state's criminal, not civil, penalties against renters (which is a whole other subject.))

I can't talk about Pine Bluff. It's sad, it's tragic, it's a whole damn city that's dying a slow death.

But man. I won't say I enjoyed that man's misfortunes, but I sure did enjoy reading about them.

pplains, Friday, 2 September 2022 03:35 (two years ago)

https://i.imgur.com/4M7pRYt.jpg

A few years ago, the paper had a story featuring the mayor pointing at different piles of rubble in town, going "You see this shit?"

pplains, Friday, 2 September 2022 03:37 (two years ago)

I know, I know, in the UK they point at potholes.

pplains, Friday, 2 September 2022 03:38 (two years ago)

https://i.imgur.com/GODvMDN.png

Town so damn broke, the mcdonalds only got one arch

pplains, Friday, 2 September 2022 03:41 (two years ago)

That's some pretty impressive rubble.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Friday, 2 September 2022 03:43 (two years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=55lqCerTvVA

CEDELL SAID COME ON DOWN.

pplains, Friday, 2 September 2022 03:43 (two years ago)

A few years ago, the paper had a story featuring the mayor pointing at different piles of rubble in town, going "You see this shit?"

― pplains, Thursday, September 1, 2022 8:37 PM (two days ago)

she should visit Oakland! So many piles of rubble to point at!

sarahell, Sunday, 4 September 2022 04:47 (two years ago)

three weeks pass...

the parallel valleys https://t.co/RxD3iB2vlo pic.twitter.com/4o7Ush2J1V

— kate conger (@kateconger) September 26, 2022

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 26 September 2022 23:02 (two years ago)

They finally put this genius on the 10 o'clock news:
https://www.kark.com/news/local-news/theft-causing-problems-for-man-wanting-to-bring-science-museum-to-pine-bluff/

science-museum and pine-bluff in the same url. I finally lived to see the day.

pplains, Saturday, 1 October 2022 02:51 (two years ago)

one month passes...

Elizabeth Holmes gets 11-year sentence.

https://www.rollingstone.com/culture/culture-news/elizabeth-holmes-theranos-scammer-11-years-prison-1234630584/

nickn, Friday, 18 November 2022 22:56 (two years ago)

non-paywalled story:

https://www.cnbc.com/2022/11/18/former-theranos-ceo-elizabeth-holmes-sentenced-to-more-than-11-years-in-prison.html

nickn, Friday, 18 November 2022 22:58 (two years ago)

I didn't realize she was expecting a second kid... that's rough
She probably deserves it, but the kids don't

Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 18 November 2022 23:12 (two years ago)

My mind went immediately to "she got pregnant to get sympathy/a shorter sentence."

nickn, Friday, 18 November 2022 23:14 (two years ago)

Ha I thought the same thing

And of course the prisons are full of parents, so...

Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 18 November 2022 23:14 (two years ago)

two months pass...

Imagine if every Book is converted into an Animated Book and made 10x more engaging. AI will do this. Huge opportunity here to disrupt Kindle and Audible.

— Gaurav Munjal (@gauravmunjal) January 21, 2023

papal hotwife (milo z), Monday, 23 January 2023 00:25 (two years ago)

one month passes...

The builders who survive (aka thrive) over the next several years will be those who are fundamentally self actualizing on some core vector via what they’re building.

Too hard otherwise.

— Geoff Lewis (@GeoffLewisOrg) March 8, 2023

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 8 March 2023 17:48 (two years ago)

It says so much.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 8 March 2023 17:51 (two years ago)

"Bedrock is a technology investment firm in search of narrative violations."

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 8 March 2023 18:06 (two years ago)

what happened to Silicon Valley Bank???

sarahell, Friday, 10 March 2023 18:44 (two years ago)

it almost seems like an old fashioned bank run - lots of companies pulling their deposits

Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 10 March 2023 18:52 (two years ago)

I think it was exactly an old-fashioned bank run.

G. D’Arcy Cheesewright (silby), Friday, 10 March 2023 19:07 (two years ago)

what was the cause of it though?

sarahell, Friday, 10 March 2023 19:10 (two years ago)

Per SF Chronicle:

SVB lost $1.8 billion in the sale of U.S. treasuries and mortgage-backed securities in which it had invested, thanks to rising interest rates, TechCrunch reported. On top of that, the bank was facing shrinking deposits as the tech industry struggled.

Amid these concerns, the company announced it would sell $1.25 billion of its common stock to investors, $500 million of depositary shares and, separately, $500 million of common stock to private equity firm General Atlantic. After the announcement, shares in SVB plummeted nearly 70% before trading was halted before the opening bell on the Nasdaq, the Associated Press Reported. Clients began pulling out their money, leading to a run on the bank.

But I'm sure there's more BS at work too.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 10 March 2023 19:10 (two years ago)

one of my very first bookkeeping clients 20 years ago had an account there, and they would mail the checks they received from customers to the bank for the bank to deposit ... I thought that was kinda dumb tbh.

sarahell, Friday, 10 March 2023 19:11 (two years ago)

SVB plummeted nearly 70% before trading was halted

So much for the 'free market'... so many of these companies welcome regulation-free laissez-faire markets, and yet still the paternal stock markets will swoop in and halt trading before things get out of hand

I say let 'em sink to the bottom

Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 10 March 2023 19:17 (two years ago)

the money's not here. your money's in joe’s apes, right next to your apes. and in the full self driving cybertruck, and mrs. macklin's metaverse, and, and a hundred other memecoins pic.twitter.com/Iqo9JEyYQx

— kilgore trout, death to putiner (@KT_So_It_Goes) March 10, 2023

Ned Raggett, Friday, 10 March 2023 19:43 (two years ago)

I mean in the case of banks it’s bc the FDIC steps in to liquidate the bank. This was the bottom.

G. D’Arcy Cheesewright (silby), Friday, 10 March 2023 19:44 (two years ago)

Unexpected fallout!

https://www.sfchronicle.com/food/wine/article/silicon-valley-bank-wine-california-17831927.php

Ned Raggett, Friday, 10 March 2023 20:26 (two years ago)

yeah exactly, it sounds like SVB is going to be allowed to fail and other than the FDIC insuring retail customers up to $250k, this liquidation is pretty much the definition of a free market.

if you have stock in SVB the value of that has been zero'd out as of today, notwithstanding what it says on your brokerage page. maybe it'll go up if the FDIC helps find a buyer for this pig.

, Friday, 10 March 2023 20:27 (two years ago)

There is a zero perfect chance Silicon Valley Bank fails, despite the current bank run.

There is no world where the US Gov let’s a top 20 bank fail to honor deposits.

— Nick Huber (@sweatystartup) March 9, 2023

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 10 March 2023 20:44 (two years ago)

good and sober piece on how SVB implosion happened (and why it was self-inflicted since the Fed has been telegraphing it’s moves for a long time…)https://t.co/145RjXPbJa

— rat king 🐀 (@MikeIsaac) March 10, 2023

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 10 March 2023 20:44 (two years ago)

that tweet aged well xp

, Friday, 10 March 2023 20:56 (two years ago)

matt levine seems to think theres a good chance another bank will buy it and make its customers whole since it still does have a lot of assets theyre just in illiquid bonds

lag∞n, Friday, 10 March 2023 21:10 (two years ago)

and the government is hard at work

I’m working with my CA colleagues to address the Silicon Valley Bank crisis. We must make sure all deposits exceeding the FDIC $250k limit are honored. Banking is about confidence. If depositors lose confidence on the safety of their deposits over 250k then we are in trouble.

— Rep. Eric Swalwell (@RepSwalwell) March 10, 2023

lag∞n, Friday, 10 March 2023 21:11 (two years ago)

heres the levine piece https://archive.ph/pe8MY

lag∞n, Friday, 10 March 2023 21:11 (two years ago)

thank you sir, looking out for the wealthiest underinsured people, and making sure they get more free insurance.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 10 March 2023 21:23 (two years ago)

pic.twitter.com/YW1XEPEzVv

— Sam Biddle (@samfbiddle) March 10, 2023

lag∞n, Friday, 10 March 2023 21:25 (two years ago)

the bonds are actually very liquid since they're treasuries xp

, Friday, 10 March 2023 21:26 (two years ago)

i mean you cant pay them out to the people lining up to get their money

lag∞n, Friday, 10 March 2023 21:31 (two years ago)

if i had my emergency fund in one of those weird little fintech startup banks people use for an extra $35.17 a year in interest i’d be moving it to marcus right about now, even if it was FDIC insured.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 10 March 2023 21:33 (two years ago)

Yeah those things seem super sketchy

Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 10 March 2023 21:36 (two years ago)

they could sell it all the treasuries at once, but it would just mean that people wouldn't get all their money since i'm presuming they own less in bonds than they have obligations to their depositors/creditors... aka they're insolvent xp

, Friday, 10 March 2023 21:38 (two years ago)

xp i have some cash in betterment earning 4%, i am OK with reaping the whirlwind for now. i dunno if i'd move it to marcus per se since goldman lost something like $2b on their retail banking division last year and the future is uncertain. (not saying that you'd lose your money, just that i dunno goldman might sell marcus or something and you might end up banking with like regional bank of the ozarks?) ally bank might be a better destination with less headache long term.

, Friday, 10 March 2023 21:41 (two years ago)

i would worry about goldman selling marcus if it happened. right now they seem like the best best for an emergency fund that pays meaningful interest.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 10 March 2023 21:44 (two years ago)

bit worried we're going to find out on monday that ADP or one of the other major payroll providers was with SVB.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 10 March 2023 21:46 (two years ago)

seriously doubt that for ADP

official representative of Roku's Basketshit in at least one alternate u (lukas), Friday, 10 March 2023 21:47 (two years ago)

I don’t know why everyone doesn’t bank with a credit union, seems like a no-brainer

G. D’Arcy Cheesewright (silby), Friday, 10 March 2023 21:58 (two years ago)

I mean I suppose startups probably can’t, but human beings.

G. D’Arcy Cheesewright (silby), Friday, 10 March 2023 21:58 (two years ago)

xxp at least one payroll provider lost the money they had custody of yesterday

Effective immediately & going forward, Rippling payroll runs will process through JPMC. However, pay runs in flight for today out of SVB have not been paid. The latest we heard from SVB this morning was that this was an operational delay and funds will be released.

— Parker Conrad (@parkerconrad) March 10, 2023

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 10 March 2023 22:01 (two years ago)

My post to our employees. This is dumpster fire. From regulators to SV investors doing nothing to bailout their companies from breaching contracts. pic.twitter.com/ye8W8AkNaq

— Alex Meshkin, GED (@alexmeshkin) March 10, 2023

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 10 March 2023 22:02 (two years ago)

via read max https://maxread.substack.com/p/what-happened-with-silicon-valley

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 10 March 2023 22:02 (two years ago)

they could sell it all the treasuries at once, but it would just mean that people wouldn't get all their money since i'm presuming they own less in bonds than they have obligations to their depositors/creditors... aka they're insolvent xp

― 龜, Friday, March 10, 2023 4:38 PM (sixteen minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

sure they could sell them and they may have already but theyre worth more when held to maturity which is why even tho they have been declared insolvent by the fdic they might be seen as worthy of being bought by some other bank, this is obvs all speculation they might just have nothing be committing fraud or whatever, or maybe they were in a survivable position but got taken out by a bank run

lag∞n, Friday, 10 March 2023 22:05 (two years ago)

doe

i would worry about goldman selling marcus if it happened. right now they seem like the best best for an emergency fund that pays meaningful interest.


fwiw ally pays 3.6% to marcus’ 3.75% and ally has the advantage of not being a DJ D-Sol passion project (they also have the warren buffet seal of approval)

, Friday, 10 March 2023 22:07 (two years ago)

they could sell it all the treasuries at once, but it would just mean that people wouldn't get all their money since i'm presuming they own less in bonds than they have obligations to their depositors/creditors... aka they're insolvent xp

― 龜, Friday, March 10, 2023 4:38 PM (sixteen minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

sure they could sell them and they may have already but theyre worth more when held to maturity which is why even tho they have been declared insolvent by the fdic they might be seen as worthy of being bought by some other bank, this is obvs all speculation they might just have nothing be committing fraud or whatever, or maybe they were in a survivable position but got taken out by a bank run


ah i get what you’re saying now - they need to be held to maturity so therefore are illiquid

, Friday, 10 March 2023 22:15 (two years ago)

yea related info from this piece https://www.netinterest.co/p/the-demise-of-silicon-valley-bank

When banks purchase securities, they are forced to decide up-front whether they intend to hold them to maturity. The decision dictates whether the securities are designated as “held-to-maturity” (HTM) assets or as “available-for-sale” (AFS) assets. HTM assets are not marked to market: Banks can look on nonchalantly as bonds lose value; they remain glued to balance sheets at amortised cost regardless. By contrast, AFS assets are marked-to-market—a purer designation but one that injects an element of volatility into a bank’s capital base. For smaller banks, regulators look through this volatility but for banks with over $700 billion in assets, that volatility directly impacts regulatory capital.

Initially, banks favoured the flexibility that AFS gave them. If conditions changed and they wanted to sell, they could do so without much fuss. Sell even a single bond out of an HTM portfolio, however, and the entire portfolio would need to be re-marked accordingly. Through 2020, around three quarters of banks’ securities portfolios were held as AFS.

But then interest rate expectations started to shift and bond prices began to slide. Having been sitting on mark-to-market gains on their securities portfolios, banks started to see losses emerge. Unrealised gains of $39 billion across banks’ AFS portfolios at the end of 2020 swung to unrealised losses of $31 billion by the end of 2021.

To staunch the bleed, many banks reclassified AFS securities as HTM. This meant recognising losses upfront, but the switch would protect balance sheets from further losses as bond prices continued to fall. The largest bank, JPMorgan transferred $342 billion of securities from AFS to HTM, taking its weighting of AFS down to 30%. Others followed suit: Across the industry, the weighting of banks’ securities held as AFS shrank from three-quarters to just over half by the end of 2022.

lag∞n, Friday, 10 March 2023 22:19 (two years ago)

i'm with ally. recommended.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 10 March 2023 22:22 (two years ago)

ok this is serious now tv is at stake

From an 8-K just filed: Roku has more than a quarter of its cash at SVB. Roku "does not know to what extent the Company will be able to recover its cash on deposit at SVB."https://t.co/mvvW4GEpX1

— Stephen Nellis (@StephenNellis) March 10, 2023

lag∞n, Friday, 10 March 2023 22:27 (two years ago)

i’m doing the jack nicholson hand rubbing gif right now

, Friday, 10 March 2023 22:31 (two years ago)

A few friends absolutely roasted today. Terrible.

Allen (etaeoe), Friday, 10 March 2023 22:32 (two years ago)

fwiw as someone very unqualified to speak on this the payroll stuff seems like it’ll resolve itself whenever svb gets un-ddos’d, if they are just acting as a conduit between company’s bank and employee banks for ripple - there is money coming in the door that can’t be touched other than for being sent out the door to employee accounts, but right now the switchboard is fully lit up so they gotta wait.

the companies that are funding payroll through accounts held at svb, however…

, Friday, 10 March 2023 22:34 (two years ago)

i think one problem is that banking infrastructure in the us is literally all in COBOL, perhaps the us government could hire elon to help with a full rewrite?

, Friday, 10 March 2023 22:36 (two years ago)

cobol is nice its just doing its thing

lag∞n, Friday, 10 March 2023 22:41 (two years ago)

doubt anyones really gonna lose big money on this mb a lil haircut, tho the disruption could be bad for some businesses

lag∞n, Friday, 10 March 2023 22:41 (two years ago)

379 8-Ks filed today, most declaring exposure to SVB

https://www.sec.gov/cgi-bin/browse-edgar?company=&CIK=&type=8-K&owner=include&count=100&action=getcurrent

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 10 March 2023 22:48 (two years ago)

the amount of life sciences and tech companies in that list is pretty lol

here is the money 8-k, plucked from the middle of the list https://www.sec.gov/ix?doc=/Archives/edgar/data/0000719739/000119312523067777/d450664d8k.htm

, Friday, 10 March 2023 22:55 (two years ago)

presumably because biotech companies go public earlier (so file 8-Ks) rather than anything to do with SVB's customers being mostly biotech?

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 10 March 2023 23:02 (two years ago)

it’s because a lot of biotech companies banked with svb. nothing to do with timing of their IPOs

, Friday, 10 March 2023 23:04 (two years ago)

ok but the timing of their IPOs is relevant because if it hadn't happened yet then they wouldn't need to file an 8-K. that's not a list of SVB customers. it's a list of public SVB customers.

why did so many (public) biotechs in particular bank with SVB?

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 10 March 2023 23:09 (two years ago)

I vaguely remember some conspiracy theory stuff about SVB - like, if you're in the know, you know what that means...

George Soros written all over it

Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 10 March 2023 23:10 (two years ago)

damn that guys everywhere

lag∞n, Friday, 10 March 2023 23:21 (two years ago)

george if youre reading this please send me a check i will do whatever woke activities you require

lag∞n, Friday, 10 March 2023 23:22 (two years ago)

kind of a wild situation, doesnt seem ideal

Practically all the founders I know have frozen accounts right now.

Don’t think we ever fully appreciated how integral SVB is to the startup ecosystem.

— Ed Elson (@edels0n) March 10, 2023

lag∞n, Friday, 10 March 2023 23:27 (two years ago)

Just got an email from Wrapbook, the entertainment payroll service, saying their accounts were with SVB. So, yeah, I think this scenario is more than likely.

— Henry Baker (@econobaker) March 10, 2023

lag∞n, Friday, 10 March 2023 23:28 (two years ago)

another payroll company

We (Rippling) discovered yesterday that Silicon Valley Bank had unexpected solvency challenges. Just now, we learned that the FDIC had stepped in and effectively shut down SVB.

— Parker Conrad (@parkerconrad) March 10, 2023

lag∞n, Friday, 10 March 2023 23:39 (two years ago)

"But if you need a few bucks to tide you over, send your paypal address and we'll see what we can muster up.."

Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 10 March 2023 23:42 (two years ago)

My random clicking on the 8-K list only turned up companies with 0-5% of their cash with SVB

G. D’Arcy Cheesewright (silby), Friday, 10 March 2023 23:56 (two years ago)

Someone link a “we’re fucked” one

G. D’Arcy Cheesewright (silby), Friday, 10 March 2023 23:56 (two years ago)

too many. Go to make it a drinking game. "I bet Kintara Therapeutics, Inc. has more than 0.5% of their cash in SVB" "I bet more than 2%" "Liar!"

Cinta Kaz is comin' to town (Sufjan Grafton), Saturday, 11 March 2023 00:03 (two years ago)

Practically all the founders I know have frozen accounts right now.

Startup princelings deserve to sweat over the weekend.

G. D’Arcy Cheesewright (silby), Saturday, 11 March 2023 00:12 (two years ago)

Startup princelings deserve to sweat over the weekend.

lol, this includes many of of my closest friends, but yes

Allen (etaeoe), Saturday, 11 March 2023 00:26 (two years ago)

They didn’t have to use the bank with “Silicon Valley” in the name

G. D’Arcy Cheesewright (silby), Saturday, 11 March 2023 00:28 (two years ago)

eh, I’m a USAA member so I can’t talk

Allen (etaeoe), Saturday, 11 March 2023 00:29 (two years ago)

My credit union technically has “Boeing” in the name but that’s mostly historical at this point

G. D’Arcy Cheesewright (silby), Saturday, 11 March 2023 00:30 (two years ago)

we had a 'startup credit' company approach us, with the unfortunate name of Brex. They sold themselves as an all-new credit card company just for startups (which we're not) but they're actually just Mastercards

Anyway, they're jumping in right now to extend credit to all these poor starving founders so they can afford a little soylent over the weekend

Andy the Grasshopper, Saturday, 11 March 2023 00:42 (two years ago)

Non-military Navy Federal Credit Union members represent.

Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Saturday, 11 March 2023 01:47 (two years ago)

ok but the timing of their IPOs is relevant because if it hadn't happened yet then they wouldn't need to file an 8-K. that's not a list of SVB customers. it's a list of public SVB customers.

why did so many (public) biotechs in particular bank with SVB?


ah i see what you mean - yeah only public companies file 8-ks.

as to your question, i’m guessing network effects / people who start biotech companies typically have a few under their belt so they just pull the same playbook from their last failed biotech that didn’t clear phase 3 trials or w/e.

and yeah banks wouldnt lend to pre-revenue biotech companies so why go with svb over any other bank?

i do wonder if biotechs on the east coast bank at all with svb or if theres like an east coast bank all the boston biotechs use.

, Saturday, 11 March 2023 03:26 (two years ago)

I don’t know why everyone doesn’t bank with a credit union, seems like a no-brainer

― G. D’Arcy Cheesewright (silby), Friday, March 10, 2023 1:58 PM (five hours ago)

credit unions are insured via a different acronym ... I actually don't know much about credit union insurance. Some of them are super cool and will refund customers the "foreign" ATM fees if you take cash out of an ATM that isn't for your bank. SF Fire CU does that.

One of the things that the very large omnipresent banks that have their dumb big bank names on everything have going for them is very responsive Fraud departments ... at least the dumb big bank I have my checking account and credit cards with.

sarahell, Saturday, 11 March 2023 03:27 (two years ago)

I instinctively don't trust "mark to market" because I feel like it's a rationale for making up numbers and claiming that's the market value ... but maybe that's holdover from the mortgage crisis and my instincts are wrong here

sarahell, Saturday, 11 March 2023 03:31 (two years ago)

mark to market is good when the market is going up and bad when the market is going down, is how i break it down to an extent

, Saturday, 11 March 2023 03:32 (two years ago)

it sounds right its a nice phrase

lag∞n, Saturday, 11 March 2023 03:34 (two years ago)

i still think it's a sketchy ass accounting method

sarahell, Saturday, 11 March 2023 03:35 (two years ago)

i don't hate it as much as the Trump tax plan concept of being able to expense an entire building in the year purchased ... it was a small victory when that didn't get passed.

sarahell, Saturday, 11 March 2023 03:37 (two years ago)

lol remember crypto

Silicon Valley Bank collapse causes crypto contagion concerns

March 10, 2023https://t.co/ZSM3G2FJ35 pic.twitter.com/QWxz6PCWKZ

— web3 is going just great (@web3isgreat) March 10, 2023

https://t.co/uJghPrxQ4k

— web3 is going just great (@web3isgreat) March 11, 2023

lag∞n, Saturday, 11 March 2023 03:40 (two years ago)

https://twitter.com/web3isgreat/status/1634398599944470528

lag∞n, Saturday, 11 March 2023 03:41 (two years ago)

Per Circle: $3.3 billion, or about one third of USDC's $9.88 billion cash reserves, are with Silicon Valley Bank. https://t.co/i6p2HJdvw1 pic.twitter.com/Qvd7EzmjCC

— web3 is going just great (@web3isgreat) March 11, 2023

lag∞n, Saturday, 11 March 2023 03:41 (two years ago)

lol remember crypto

who could forget this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LVQd6ykDL-Q

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Saturday, 11 March 2023 03:56 (two years ago)

Personally if I needed to keep $3 billion somewhere I’m not sure if I would feel so good about keeping it in cash!

G. D’Arcy Cheesewright (silby), Saturday, 11 March 2023 03:57 (two years ago)

lol that commercial i like how its all mountain climbers astronauts and then two people about to make out at the club

lag∞n, Saturday, 11 March 2023 04:02 (two years ago)

that’s the crypto life baby it’s how we’re all living

Clay, Saturday, 11 March 2023 04:03 (two years ago)

sailing around the world in an old timey ship, ehh
freezing up on some big mountain, idk
taking drug in the club with some hot girl, ok yes sold how do i buy the computer money

lag∞n, Saturday, 11 March 2023 04:06 (two years ago)

usdc breaking the buck is… not… good…

tether when???

, Saturday, 11 March 2023 04:13 (two years ago)

not good ...for whom?

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Saturday, 11 March 2023 04:16 (two years ago)

https://ir.firstrepublic.com/static-files/295faa27-f208-4936-81ff-6c8bfa0fb6b5

🤔

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Saturday, 11 March 2023 06:47 (two years ago)

Scoop: Vox Media has a substantial portion of its cash at Silicon Valley Bank. The media angle, w/@eringriffith:https://t.co/md8gNCxkwH pic.twitter.com/sZaJod6jmY

— Ben Mullin (@BenMullin) March 11, 2023

papal hotwife (milo z), Saturday, 11 March 2023 07:50 (two years ago)

Exciting week ahead for a bunch of FDIC employees tho huh

G. D’Arcy Cheesewright (silby), Saturday, 11 March 2023 07:56 (two years ago)

Gift link to new NY Times story, including that Vox Media info above and a dozen or two more anecdotes.

underwater as a compliment (Eazy), Saturday, 11 March 2023 08:07 (two years ago)

Gift link to new NY Times story, including that Vox Media info above and a dozen or two more anecdotes.

underwater as a compliment (Eazy), Saturday, 11 March 2023 08:07 (two years ago)

https://ir.firstrepublic.com/static-files/295faa27-f208-4936-81ff-6c8bfa0fb6b5

🤔

― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Saturday, March 11, 2023 1:47 AM (six hours ago)

“Every banker knows that if he has to prove that he is worthy of credit, however good may be his arguments, in fact his credit is gone.” — Walter Bagehot, “Lombard Street,” published in 1873.

, Saturday, 11 March 2023 13:02 (two years ago)

I never face this problem because I never have more than $250K of liquid assets

mh, Saturday, 11 March 2023 14:16 (two years ago)

Still remarkable that a lot of the crypto/vc types who argued expansionary monetary and fiscal policy would bring about the destruction of the Republic appear to have only themselves existed because of those expansionary policies. Like a scifi movie lol

— Jeff Stein (@JStein_WaPo) March 11, 2023

lag∞n, Saturday, 11 March 2023 15:46 (two years ago)

bros are sad u_u

I suppose I've learned today how many people are excited to see our technology industry fail. It's unfortunate that it went from something exciting and futuristic to something political where people root for it to fail--even if others are collateral. I guess we broke something.

— Suhail (@Suhail) March 11, 2023

Watching people delight in the collapse of a bank that’s been vital to the greatest wealth generation engine this country has had for the last 2 decades is really disheartening to see.

I think this is a Twitter problem.I’m gonna be spending less time here.

— Austin Federa (@Austin_Federa) March 11, 2023

maybe they can go galt after the bailout

mookieproof, Saturday, 11 March 2023 15:48 (two years ago)

def a Twitter problem

sarahell, Saturday, 11 March 2023 15:49 (two years ago)

oh no my wealth generation engine

mookieproof, Saturday, 11 March 2023 15:51 (two years ago)

smh so many haters

Merely succeeding will cause there to be people who want you to fail. It's not necessary to break anything, or for politics or money to be involved.

— Paul Graham (@paulg) March 11, 2023

lag∞n, Saturday, 11 March 2023 16:01 (two years ago)

yesterday i succeeded at getting a discount on ice cream ... does that mean now there will be people who want me to fail?

sarahell, Saturday, 11 March 2023 16:04 (two years ago)

i wish to see your ice cream regime collapse

lag∞n, Saturday, 11 March 2023 16:20 (two years ago)

actually the bar code on the ice cream didn't scan, so the cashier put in the price at an amount that turned out to be lower than the actual price, but at the time he was manually entering the price, he really did think that was the price, and said out loud, "i think this is the correct price; i might be on the money here." ... And I responded, "I bet you are otm."

sarahell, Saturday, 11 March 2023 16:23 (two years ago)

wow and he was in fact off the money just shows the total mendaciousness of todays ice cream bros

lag∞n, Saturday, 11 March 2023 16:27 (two years ago)

def not a wealth generation engine

sarahell, Saturday, 11 March 2023 16:48 (two years ago)

resonable point

Says a lot that there’s been a tech industry for decades and its main defense is still quasi-mystic concepts like “innovation” and not “we employ x amount of people and produce y essential goods”

— John Carl Baker (@johncarlbaker) March 11, 2023

lag∞n, Saturday, 11 March 2023 17:09 (two years ago)

a wealth generation engine that burns wealth as fuel

Cinta Kaz is comin' to town (Sufjan Grafton), Saturday, 11 March 2023 17:17 (two years ago)

lol

https://i.imgur.com/ZXN3uzL.png

lag∞n, Saturday, 11 March 2023 17:34 (two years ago)

An extinction that only lasts a decade?

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Saturday, 11 March 2023 18:24 (two years ago)

usdc breaking the buck is… not… good…

I def get that SVB's closing is not good for the tech sector even if FDIC manages to reopen it under new management, but the usdc is a device for enabling crypto investments by pegging crypto to the US dollar. its a total mystery to me how deeply the trad bank/financial sector has waded into crypto speculation using the usdc as an accounting device to lend its crypto 'assets' a spurious legitimacy.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Saturday, 11 March 2023 18:39 (two years ago)

One question I couldn’t answer yesterday was why SVB made the bad moves it made this week that led to the run by depositors. This great @Reuters scoop answers it: They were trying to stave off a downgrade by Moodys & acted on advice from Goldman Sachs https://t.co/pRNQ40Nps6

— Emily Flitter (@FlitterOnFraud) March 11, 2023

lag∞n, Saturday, 11 March 2023 20:37 (two years ago)

idk who this is or if its right but if it is this was a straight bank run triggered by... thiel capital

From another reputable source: pic.twitter.com/IIgFci61NG

— JJ (@JosephJacks_) March 11, 2023

lag∞n, Sunday, 12 March 2023 00:47 (two years ago)

Yikes

my promoted tweet about there not being a bank run has a lot of people asking questions already answered by my promoted tweet pic.twitter.com/BBtRiObZfK

— alth0u🤸 (@alth0u) March 12, 2023

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Sunday, 12 March 2023 04:53 (two years ago)

FRB doesn't seem to be very much like SVB outside of location.

Cinta Kaz is comin' to town (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 12 March 2023 05:11 (two years ago)

its pretty funny to see these guys losing their shit trying all sorts of desperate manipulations

ON MONDAY 100,000 AMERICANS WILL BE LINED UP AT THEIR REGIONAL BANK DEMANDING THEIR MONEY — MOST WILL NOT GET IT

THIS WENT FROM SILICON VALLEY INSIDERS ON THURSDAY TO THE MIDDLE CLASS ON SATURDAY — MAIN STREET FINDS OUT MONDAY

— @jason (@Jason) March 12, 2023

lag∞n, Sunday, 12 March 2023 15:15 (two years ago)

its in gods hands now brother please stop yelling online

lag∞n, Sunday, 12 March 2023 15:18 (two years ago)

Depositors will get their money back, what all these folks are actually demanding is Respect Online, and that's less likely pic.twitter.com/7DtJfFFfoA

— Mr. Bedtime (@InternetHippo) March 12, 2023

lag∞n, Sunday, 12 March 2023 15:19 (two years ago)

https://t.co/a6axhx7foA pic.twitter.com/jIWasGOGzw

— lysis strata (@pultuskpa) March 12, 2023

https://t.co/Xd17OoQenJ

— lysis strata (@pultuskpa) March 12, 2023

lag∞n, Sunday, 12 March 2023 15:21 (two years ago)

haa

Real story:
Former McKinsey who made 230k$/year gets 3M in VC fund to start a business.

The business: Charge 6000$/year to insanely rich people to help them plan vacations and birthday parties.

Feel bad story: debunked. https://t.co/HNpt6Uh1aB pic.twitter.com/FmHlYxjesU

— Beth, Chuck's Vacuum Cleaner (@ChuckVacuumBeth) March 12, 2023

lag∞n, Sunday, 12 March 2023 15:23 (two years ago)

wow

Hopefully someone will buy the bank, but I don’t think there’s any appetite for the federal government to bail out the bank. - @SpeakerPelosi on SVB at @TheAtlantic’s event now #SXSW23.

— Anna Bross (@AnnaCBross) March 12, 2023

lag∞n, Sunday, 12 March 2023 15:27 (two years ago)

FWIW I looked up that family's political contributions and it's all Fetterman, Warnock, and Tim Ryan, though the contributions are pretty small given how rich they presumably are; I guess all the money goes back into the business!

Guayaquil (eephus!), Sunday, 12 March 2023 15:36 (two years ago)

interesting thread, might be some sort of fraud happening

So the conclusion is 1 of 3:
* The whole of Silicon Valley has no idea how to run a competent business
* There was some financial chicanery that led to a requirement to bank at SVB without an ICS backstop
* This is all a Big Lie to engineer a bailout@DavidSacks can tell us which

— David Dayen (@ddayen) March 12, 2023

lag∞n, Sunday, 12 March 2023 15:49 (two years ago)

I have had a dozen clients over the years who used SVB.

This is a good summary:

https://themacrocompass.substack.com/p/banking-crisis

Ira Einhorn (dandydonweiner), Sunday, 12 March 2023 15:53 (two years ago)

the FDIC has a list of all the failed banks since 2000, about 550 -- California has a few dozen on the list. I didn't see any failed banks in Massachusetts, only a couple in Connecticut and NY (states that seem very bank-y), not very many in Texas either, but damn ... Florida and Georgia have had a lot of failed banks in the past 23 years.

sarahell, Sunday, 12 March 2023 16:16 (two years ago)

xp - I don't know if I'd call categorizing bonds as "Held to Maturity" an "accounting trick" when these are assets that tend to be held to maturity. The "trick" to me is considering them eligible to be "liquid assets" if they are supposed to be "held to maturity" and that maturity isn't gonna happen for a few years. Because that's not very liquid.

sarahell, Sunday, 12 March 2023 16:27 (two years ago)

h8 to Take a Haircut

love to Be Made Whole

mookieproof, Sunday, 12 March 2023 16:53 (two years ago)

itt a normal person interacts with a valley titan who understands how life would collapse without startups

it's a new day in the international landscape (z_tbd), Sunday, 12 March 2023 17:13 (two years ago)

seems like a good opportunity to realize a lot of regular people are resentful of that "wealth creation engine" because it was run primarily for the benefit of insanely elitist and arrogant people at the expense of the rest of the planet

— lauren (@NotABigJerk) March 11, 2023

it's a new day in the international landscape (z_tbd), Sunday, 12 March 2023 17:13 (two years ago)

oops mookie, i see you posted about the wealth creation engine yesterday

it's a new day in the international landscape (z_tbd), Sunday, 12 March 2023 17:16 (two years ago)

Ok I’m feeling better that the government isn’t going to bail these creeps out.

Alicia Silver Stone (Boring, Maryland), Sunday, 12 March 2023 17:23 (two years ago)

Way back my friends and I started a bank. It was moderately successful but ultimately acquired by BBVA and shuttered. I have a lot of regrets about that experience. I’ve been trying to convince that same group of friends to join a bid for SBV and nobody is interested. I feel like this is my mid-life crisis moment. I believe it’s an absolute steal at the rumored bids and could be a way to make banking better for everyone but I know JPM will acquire it for nothing and nothing will ever change.

Allen (etaeoe), Sunday, 12 March 2023 17:25 (two years ago)

Humblebrag

Alicia Silver Stone (Boring, Maryland), Sunday, 12 March 2023 17:27 (two years ago)

Maybe

Allen (etaeoe), Sunday, 12 March 2023 17:29 (two years ago)

My friends and I started Wachovia as a goof out of college.

Alicia Silver Stone (Boring, Maryland), Sunday, 12 March 2023 17:29 (two years ago)

Credit unions already exist and are fine, Simple was nice but nothing saddled with VC money will ever be good in the long run is the lesson of the past decade

G. D’Arcy Cheesewright (silby), Sunday, 12 March 2023 17:30 (two years ago)

Observe that the Three Good Websites (Lichess, Bandcamp, Letterboxd) are not VC unicorn moonshot money holes, Silicon Valley has produced nothing of enduring value since approximately ever

G. D’Arcy Cheesewright (silby), Sunday, 12 March 2023 17:33 (two years ago)

wikipedia is a pretty good website

it's a new day in the international landscape (z_tbd), Sunday, 12 March 2023 17:40 (two years ago)

lol otm

Allen (etaeoe), Sunday, 12 March 2023 17:40 (two years ago)

Wikipedia’s kinda annoying to me tbh

G. D’Arcy Cheesewright (silby), Sunday, 12 March 2023 17:42 (two years ago)

when i started on lichess ~5 years ago these numbers were usually 9 and 3k, people flock to a good site

122,147 players
51,662 games in play

lag∞n, Sunday, 12 March 2023 17:59 (two years ago)

i donate monthly its a good site

lag∞n, Sunday, 12 March 2023 18:01 (two years ago)

where the incumbent chess dot com tries to nickle and dime you to death

lag∞n, Sunday, 12 March 2023 18:03 (two years ago)

also the guy started it just as a programming project he wasnt even trying to get it popular but early on when it didnt even really work like you could make illegal moves some players found it and started making bug reports and it turned into a real thing

lag∞n, Sunday, 12 March 2023 18:05 (two years ago)

but...why would he do that if the overwhelming drive wasn't to make as much money as quickly as possible and then sell it to fund his next venture? what a total weirdo

it's a new day in the international landscape (z_tbd), Sunday, 12 March 2023 18:06 (two years ago)

Yeah that’s the thing right, all this VC money creating huge valuations on stupid capital-intensive plays trying to become an instant monopoly like Uber or Facebook when like making the first version of a website is relatively cheap if you make a nice version of something people obviously already want they will use it and eventually spend a lot of money because they like your nice website

G. D’Arcy Cheesewright (silby), Sunday, 12 March 2023 18:08 (two years ago)

All these things derided as “hobby businesses” by the valley mindset are gonna last forever bc they are obvious and cheap

G. D’Arcy Cheesewright (silby), Sunday, 12 March 2023 18:10 (two years ago)

its open source too i tried to contribute but i dont know scala or understand oop also the code isnt really documented lol, they do have a discord tho, i shd try again

lag∞n, Sunday, 12 March 2023 18:11 (two years ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FrCghUiWcAAYPPt?format=jpg&name=small

lag∞n, Sunday, 12 March 2023 18:23 (two years ago)

these guys

The learn to code VC genius types wiped out their own troubled but probably ultimately solid bank because they were all in a group chat together and panicked. https://t.co/QimOqdlrQT

— Evan Hill (@evanhill) March 12, 2023

lag∞n, Sunday, 12 March 2023 18:43 (two years ago)

PS. Companies I cofounded:https://t.co/XvZaberYhx (AI that handles your remote job search and recruitment)https://t.co/wUMOlRjizm (a new communication platform for remote teams)https://t.co/4yb9wyp406 (outsource the creation of creative assets at scale)

— Alexander Torrenegra (@torrenegra) March 12, 2023

papal hotwife (milo z), Sunday, 12 March 2023 19:04 (two years ago)

https://www.washingtonpost.com/us-policy/2023/03/12/silicon-valley-bank-deposits/

government backstop as plan b

, Sunday, 12 March 2023 19:06 (two years ago)

Giannis Antetokounmpo with next level risk-management skills pic.twitter.com/JSHPVhGEDW

— Trung Phan (@TrungTPhan) March 11, 2023

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Sunday, 12 March 2023 20:13 (two years ago)

All these things derided as “hobby businesses” by the valley mindset are gonna last forever bc they are obvious and cheap

― G. D’Arcy Cheesewright (silby), Sunday, March 12, 2023 2:10 PM (two hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

Speaking of, did you all see pinboard self-cancel?

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Sunday, 12 March 2023 20:20 (two years ago)

i’ve been busy all day today but nobody is going to lose their deposits. even the uninsured ones. theres more than enough assets at fair prices to cover the deposits. depending on how it plays out i could also see the unsecureds ending up money good

— 3.9% symmetrical objective proponent (@NewRiverInvest) March 11, 2023



from a guy on the debt side. seems as legit as anything else you might read

, Sunday, 12 March 2023 20:23 (two years ago)

Speaking of, did you all see pinboard self-cancel?

― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek)

no lmao what happened

G. D’Arcy Cheesewright (silby), Sunday, 12 March 2023 21:04 (two years ago)

Oh he posted some garbage about JK Rowling, whatever, he also got really mad about men wearing shorts once

G. D’Arcy Cheesewright (silby), Sunday, 12 March 2023 21:07 (two years ago)

It turns out a bookmarking site is completely useless to me and I never converted my account to recurring payment so I don’t really care what he’s canceled for

G. D’Arcy Cheesewright (silby), Sunday, 12 March 2023 21:08 (two years ago)

Most people are smart about some things and really stupid about other things, but it’s impossible to know which is which, which is why you should never post

G. D’Arcy Cheesewright (silby), Sunday, 12 March 2023 21:09 (two years ago)

Breaking: PNC is out. According to a source familiar, PNC sent an initial notice of interest to the FDIC to help with SVB. PNC held brief & preliminary discussions w/ FDIC. But after conducting initial due diligence, PNC informed FDIC yesterday that it decided not to move forward

— Sara Eisen (@SaraEisen) March 12, 2023

, Sunday, 12 March 2023 22:02 (two years ago)

https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/pressreleases/monetary20230312b.htm

crisis over folks, time to go home

, Sunday, 12 March 2023 22:21 (two years ago)

whats this are people thinking the bank run was done on purpose cause they didnt like svb

Syndicate Of Wealthy Industrialists Orchestrate Bank-Run To Depose Regional Powerbroker

this is a Julian Fellowes side-plot. A modern reboot of Vanity Fair (ok, kinda stretching it). Looking forward to this being in the next season of Gilded Age.

— 3.9% symmetrical objective proponent (@NewRiverInvest) March 11, 2023

lag∞n, Sunday, 12 March 2023 22:25 (two years ago)

That person has not read Vanity Fair.

Tsar Bombadil (James Morrison), Sunday, 12 March 2023 22:33 (two years ago)

well thiel did shout fire in a crowded theater xp

, Sunday, 12 March 2023 23:08 (two years ago)

deliberately causing a bank run on the bank where all your companies have their money seems like a bad idea but obvs we dont know everything atm

lag∞n, Monday, 13 March 2023 00:34 (two years ago)

i thought he started the run by pulling his money out?

in any case he absolutely seems like the kind of guy who's willing to take a loss if it completely fucks over someone he dislikes

mookieproof, Monday, 13 March 2023 00:42 (two years ago)

it started with him encouraging his companies to pull their money out but theres no guarantee they all get it out its a pretty chaotic sitch to eff with

lag∞n, Monday, 13 March 2023 00:44 (two years ago)

also if all he and a lot or basically all vcs require their companies to bank there they must like it, because of something like this i guess

trying to work out exactly what the moral hazard with SVB is, despite "just making depositors whole": VCs liked it because the bank trusted their valuations when making loans to them, in turn we get startups being told by VCs to use SVB, leading to massive uninsured deposits

— joolsd (@joolsd) March 13, 2023

lag∞n, Monday, 13 March 2023 00:48 (two years ago)

Good summary for me.

https://blog.danieldavies.com/2023/03/it-what-it-is-it-is-understandable-that.html?m=1

xyzzzz__, Monday, 13 March 2023 13:37 (two years ago)

hilarious that people insist, in any context, that bailouts won't "cost" taxpayers. Taxpayers are already paying for exactly this kind of government action and it has been great ROI for the country.

As I noted upthread, some of my clients were clients at SVB and yes, those clients absolutely came to SVB at the advice of investors. One of the main reasons is that SVB is very comfortable dealing with startups (most banks are not) and yes, relationships play a big part in that.

Ira Einhorn (dandydonweiner), Monday, 13 March 2023 13:50 (two years ago)

this guy is always a good read

https://stratechery.com/2023/the-death-of-silicon-valley-bank

Ira Einhorn (dandydonweiner), Monday, 13 March 2023 13:51 (two years ago)

Good summary for me.

https://blog.danieldavies.com/2023/03/it-what-it-is-it-is-understandable-that.html?m=1

― xyzzzz__, Monday, March 13, 2023 9:37 AM (fifteen minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

Because the Fed and FDIC will always find a way to stabilise the system, populist yahoos and libertarians can rail against “bailouts” and pass legislation to “protect the taxpayers”, all on the understanding that it is purely playtime; that when things get serious, someone will find a way to bail them out.

This is no way to run a financial system, particularly since there is the constant risk that one day the anti-bailout loudmouths will accidentally succeed. The Fed needs to say, loud and clear, that “Yes, this is a bailout, and that is good. A bailout is often the best and cheapest way to prevent a catastrophe. The people benefiting from it may be quite comically unattractive and undeserving, but finance is not a morality play. Take your bailout and try to be less silly next time”.

you gotta kick the plebs while youre talking about these things so people will know youre serious

lag∞n, Monday, 13 March 2023 14:01 (two years ago)

As I noted upthread, some of my clients were clients at SVB and yes, those clients absolutely came to SVB at the advice of investors. One of the main reasons is that SVB is very comfortable dealing with startups (most banks are not) and yes, relationships play a big part in that.

― Ira Einhorn (dandydonweiner), Monday, March 13, 2023 9:50 AM (seventeen minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

the idea that entire huge industry was banking at one place because of relationships stretches credulity they had to have been doing actual things that the industry liked, havent heard anyone explain what that was yet, someone floated a theory that they accepted startups fanciful valuations without question which i guess would allow them to do what borrow money doesnt really make sense since these are venture funded companies they have tons of money its in the bank lol thats the problem, maybe it was as simple as they just made it very easy for the vcs to get whatever services they wanted since they were funneling so much money in there via their portfolio companies, i guess that could be described as relationships, could also be called a kickback if youre feeling crabby

lag∞n, Monday, 13 March 2023 14:14 (two years ago)

I thought he was talking about the VC bros in that last graf

xpost

Tracer Hand, Monday, 13 March 2023 14:16 (two years ago)

one through line im noting in these pro bailout explainers is theyre keeping the focus very tight on just the bailout of svb account holders which tbh is prob a good idea, but thats not all the gov did they also extended credit to other struggling banks so while svb failed and it was its account holders that god bailed out these other banks are getting saved altogether, of course the bigger picture is thee banks lobby the hell out of washington to get the rules loosened so that they can do shit that will one day require a bailout etc etc, which is the sort of immorality that gets people so fired up

lag∞n, Monday, 13 March 2023 14:23 (two years ago)

I thought he was talking about the VC bros in that last graf

xpost

― Tracer Hand, Monday, March 13, 2023 10:16 AM (seven minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

oh yeah prob, my bad, tho tbf the next paragraph is a lil more generally dismissive

lag∞n, Monday, 13 March 2023 14:26 (two years ago)

wonder if we'll hear any more about this SV founder/VC group chat where some chicken littles started the panic

the tweet about the bank holding enough assets at fair prices seems pretty reasonable, it'd just be a matter of finding someone else to buy the less-liquid assets in the near term to get customers their money in a more timely manner, right?

of all the people hollering, calacanis still comes off as an exceptionally thin-skinned twerp. that shtick about how a hundred thousand people are going to run to their banks today seems like he's trying to make it into an outbreak of bank runs. shouting fire in a theater and everyone yelling at him to stfu and watch the movie

mh, Monday, 13 March 2023 15:03 (two years ago)

businesses of all stripes do business with each other because of relationships. It's not what you know, it's who you know. But you knew that already. To think banking is exempt from the human condition is willfully ignorant.

SVB was very familiar with the startup ecosystem and that made it a logical choice for startups. In a sense it was designed for this kind of business activity which made it efficient and easy to deal with. It's only on the backend that things were fucked--one of the articles I posted posited that (of course) SVB was playing banking like VCs play the startup world: as a homerun derby where some unicorn comes along and is able to bail out all the horribly shitty business ideas.

Ironically in the last hour two of my clients who had money at SVB texted me in a panic wondering how to get their money.

Ira Einhorn (dandydonweiner), Monday, 13 March 2023 15:04 (two years ago)

relationships, ecosystem, efficiencies, you forgot synergies

lag∞n, Monday, 13 March 2023 15:10 (two years ago)

breaking the norms of traditional institutions is all well and good until that institution is your bank, apparently

it's not like SVB was doing FTX shit, they were just investing with the intent of maximizing their profits as opposed to hedging against this exact situation. if all the dweebs who had large amounts of money there had faith in the institution instead of doing a bank run, nothing would have happened!

mh, Monday, 13 March 2023 15:15 (two years ago)

relationship banking is definitely useful and imo all the guys who did the bank run violated the social norms of banking, whatever those may be

like you can throw as many algorithms as you want at things, but having a guy you can call every few months because your construction business needs to make payroll and everything's waiting on the outstanding bills in accounts receivable works. the bank just floats you enough to make payroll for a couple cycles, they're paid back when the bills get paid, it's good business. having a guy you call to just do that? that's banking

mh, Monday, 13 March 2023 15:20 (two years ago)

they were in a tough spot before the bank run, and they successfully lobbied congress to reduce regulations in a way that helped them get in the tough spot

lag∞n, Monday, 13 March 2023 15:22 (two years ago)

yeah i mean a business relationship is someone who will do a business thing for you so what were they doing that caused the entire industry to bank with them

lag∞n, Monday, 13 March 2023 15:24 (two years ago)

its a weird situation usually a whole industry isnt at one bank

lag∞n, Monday, 13 March 2023 15:24 (two years ago)

yeah

can you being the bank administration, all these "move fast, break things" just shuttling large amounts of money in and out, day after day, and you're inspired but hampered by these pesky financial regulations as a stodgy banker type? almost have to feel for them

mh, Monday, 13 March 2023 15:25 (two years ago)

yeah id be talking to my vc pals trying to move over to their side

lag∞n, Monday, 13 March 2023 15:30 (two years ago)

tbf vc is baby stuff anyway what you really want is private equity thats where you can really do crimes

lag∞n, Monday, 13 March 2023 15:32 (two years ago)

i’m just sort of imagining when 22 year old recent stanford grad Alex A. Founder gets his $10 million seed round from sequioa he gets a little orientation folder that says congrats on becoming a founder! for office space, think about dogpatch. you’ll need somewhere to put this $10 million - call my guy so and so at svb, he’ll hook you up.
don’t forget to have a nice celebratory dinner - try house of prime rib. if you need a reservation, just call my concierge who will set you up. congrats and welcome to the big leagues!

, Monday, 13 March 2023 15:36 (two years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MBXrU3WzKJg

obsidian crocogolem (sleeve), Monday, 13 March 2023 15:39 (two years ago)

you’ll need somewhere to put this $10 million - call my guy so and so at svb, he’ll hook you up.

― 龜, Monday, March 13, 2023 11:36 AM (three minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

people on twitter are saying that some venture funds required their portfolio companies to bank there

lag∞n, Monday, 13 March 2023 15:42 (two years ago)

i just dont think this kind of concentration at one bank would just sort of happen

lag∞n, Monday, 13 March 2023 15:43 (two years ago)

none of these people are very smart

the absence of bikes (f. hazel), Monday, 13 March 2023 15:56 (two years ago)

Twitter right now:

A bunch of people who have been given the world’s friendliest regulatory, tax, and interest rate environment and used it to “innovate” apps of indentured servitude telling people they openly view as their inferiors that they need to bail them out. https://t.co/90zaylVvgb

— Ben Miller (@benwritesthings) March 13, 2023

xyzzzz__, Monday, 13 March 2023 16:04 (two years ago)

re fdic risk management one of the mysteries of this situation is why these companies didnt have the normal insurance for their deposits above 250k

lag∞n, Monday, 13 March 2023 16:12 (two years ago)

apparently Y Combinator recommended SVB to their investment portfolio companies so uhhh

mh, Monday, 13 March 2023 16:26 (two years ago)

looking at the nytimes front page rn and it’s got big “my t-shirt that says the US banking system is safe is raising a lot of questions already answered by my t-shirt” energy

Tracer Hand, Monday, 13 March 2023 16:58 (two years ago)

it's almost as if making more money out of existing money without an additional exchange of goods and services is maybe something we should think more deeply on

mh, Monday, 13 March 2023 17:04 (two years ago)

uh oh charles schwab

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 13 March 2023 17:50 (two years ago)

jfc

From the Wall Street Journal's explanation of why Silicon Valley Bank failed:https://t.co/zEImEu6Bmp pic.twitter.com/Xbr86bEepf

— Brian Merchant (@bcmerchant) March 13, 2023

lag∞n, Monday, 13 March 2023 17:56 (two years ago)

"i'm not saying..." what people who are saying say when they're about to say something.

pplains, Monday, 13 March 2023 17:57 (two years ago)

i knew it was gay and black people's fault thank you dow jones

Tracer Hand, Monday, 13 March 2023 18:01 (two years ago)

when 12 non veteran white guys meet four times a year they can really concentrate on stopping this sort of stuff

lag∞n, Monday, 13 March 2023 18:02 (two years ago)

“ in the most vibrant sector of innovation in our economy.” - citation needed

papal hotwife (milo z), Monday, 13 March 2023 18:03 (two years ago)

i just dont think this kind of concentration at one bank would just sort of happen

― lag∞n, Monday, March 13, 2023 8:43 AM (two hours ago)

it isn't that much of a problem that all these tech startups were at SVB, it's that apparently SVB's customers were mostly tech startups. Like, if you ran a restaurant and almost all your customers worked at the same company, because "relationships," and then that company moved its office 50 miles away. ... sucks for your restaurant.

sarahell, Monday, 13 March 2023 18:23 (two years ago)

it's almost as if making more money out of existing money without an additional exchange of goods and services is maybe something we should think more deeply on

Teddy Roosevelt, 1910: "No man should receive a dollar unless that dollar has been fairly earned. Every dollar received should represent a dollar’s worth of service rendered — not gambling in stocks, but service rendered."

a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Monday, 13 March 2023 18:38 (two years ago)

i'm up for a little speculation and loans and such

mh, Monday, 13 March 2023 18:43 (two years ago)

My understanding of the existence of Islamic finance is that it is designed to comply with sharia prohibitions on usury (ie. paying interest). It would be interesting to compare banking stability under such regimes with the interest-based model more common outside the Muslim world.

o. nate, Monday, 13 March 2023 18:50 (two years ago)

"labor theory of value" --karl marx

lag∞n, Monday, 13 March 2023 18:50 (two years ago)

the thing is that the SVB investments weren’t even that usurious or anything, they were just chasing better rates on stable bond investments afaict?

obviously like any business they’re chasing more money on top of the overhead of keeping the store open but it wasn’t like they were loan sharking

mh, Monday, 13 March 2023 19:01 (two years ago)

The prohibition on usury under sharia means paying *any* interest.

o. nate, Monday, 13 March 2023 19:02 (two years ago)

Islamic law considers money as a measuring tool for value and not an asset in itself. Therefore, it requires that one should not be able to receive income from money alone. Interest is deemed riba, and such practice is proscribed under Islamic law. It is haram, which means prohibited, as it is considered usurious and exploitative.

https://www.investopedia.com/articles/07/islamic_investing.asp

o. nate, Monday, 13 March 2023 19:04 (two years ago)

various christian groups have at times banned earning interest too tho never as wildly as in the muslim world

lag∞n, Monday, 13 March 2023 19:06 (two years ago)

this thread is starting to get creepy idk

sarahell, Monday, 13 March 2023 19:21 (two years ago)

just because money is made up doesn't mean we shouldn't be trying to make it more fair, not less fair

ꙮ (map), Monday, 13 March 2023 19:22 (two years ago)

even though historically that hasn't been like a huge success

ꙮ (map), Monday, 13 March 2023 19:23 (two years ago)

that's all i have to say on this topic i know nothing about and find eye glazingly boring, you're all welcome

ꙮ (map), Monday, 13 March 2023 19:24 (two years ago)

on this: what, if anything, is preventing a perfectly liquid bank that has some low-interest t-bills worth 80$ on a face of $100 now borrowing against those through this program, and putting that back into higher yield t-bills and just pocketing the difference? https://t.co/zBy7ad2jZh

— sclv (@sclv) March 13, 2023

lag∞n, Monday, 13 March 2023 19:27 (two years ago)

that specific question is answered in today's levine.

I love my readers, and yesterday one of them more or less immediately emailed to ask, about the Fed’s Bank Term Funding Program: “Can I get in on this? Specifically, can I buy a controlling interest in a bank, and then buy a bunch of long dated treasury instruments at $80, and exchange them for $100 immediately?” Great question! The answer is no. Here is the termsheet for the BTFP:

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 13 March 2023 20:09 (two years ago)

paywalled for me, but it's basically being large enough that someone would let you negotiate reasonable terms over a long period, right?

just funny numbers here, but stay with me:
- I buy bonds that mature in ten years and pay 4%
- The interest rate pops up to 7% on bonds at some later date
- I take out a loan using my bonds as collateral at a 5% interest rate to buy the new 7% bonds

I'm pushing back my maturity date and have a lot more contractual things in play, and I've now basically spent my money plus I have to make an interest payment on the loan. I've dug myself into a hole for ten years

mh, Monday, 13 March 2023 20:19 (two years ago)

(I'm never going to get terms that good and nobody's going to loan me a ton of cash because I'm an individual investor, and for me, the amount of money I'm going to make would change only a small amount)

mh, Monday, 13 March 2023 20:19 (two years ago)

Levine’s bottom line here makes the whole wrapup here sound basically obvious:

But in the modern world — of more pervasive financial markets and more sophisticated accounting and faster-moving information — the banks and their customers were unable to ignore those losses. So the Fed stepped in and said: Look, we are best positioned to ignore those losses, so we will. The service that the Fed is providing to the banking system here is ignoring that rates went up when it values banks’ bonds. That service is incredibly valuable. Historically banks’ retail depositors provided it, but now only the Fed can.

G. D’Arcy Cheesewright (silby), Monday, 13 March 2023 20:42 (two years ago)

It sounds like SVB's main problem was concentrating their depositor-base in the hands of a particularly skittish and herd-like group - the inbred world of VCs and tech startups.

o. nate, Monday, 13 March 2023 21:14 (two years ago)

https://t.co/cQQrueYpj0 pic.twitter.com/zQXNFnQlz1

— Abe (@LikeAndBlock) March 12, 2023

xyzzzz__, Monday, 13 March 2023 21:27 (two years ago)

lol

lag∞n, Monday, 13 March 2023 21:29 (two years ago)

that dude attempting to "clarify" his point (it's about bias!) is a minor case of posting through it

mh, Monday, 13 March 2023 21:48 (two years ago)

both those systems are pretty fucked up in multiple ways

btw I had to stay late the day before thanksgiving at work one year because I managed a website that included an app that let farmers pay loans

mh, Monday, 13 March 2023 21:52 (two years ago)

IT'S ABOUT BIAS

yeah, everyone is pretty clear on being biased against tech venture dipshits

papal hotwife (milo z), Monday, 13 March 2023 22:30 (two years ago)

most people aren’t! a lot of the population is neutral, sees them as kind of quirky types who made it rich, or actually see that shit as aspirational

I have no idea what the breakdown is but it’s probably nearly even thirds among people I talk to daily irl

mh, Monday, 13 March 2023 22:36 (two years ago)

Those people aren’t on Twitter roasting this guy and his friends, though. They’re probably generally fine with bailing out Peloton For Aquarobics.

papal hotwife (milo z), Monday, 13 March 2023 22:37 (two years ago)

is that the new underwater basket weaving

mh, Monday, 13 March 2023 22:43 (two years ago)

idk exactly how popular silicon valley is but its def less popular than it used to be, the media coverage has gotten definitively more critical, and people are dicks to them on twitter

at one point long ago the main platforms for startup news were tech crunch and whats the other one which were basically just posting startup pr, then the companies that made it big and went public were greeted with fawning profiles in the mainstream business media, and that was pretty much how it went, these days all the big outlets cover tech much more seriously and theres tons of other writers out there making it their job to really know about this stuff, some parallels ro coverage of wall st pre and post 2008

anyway it makes them sad, oh well

lag∞n, Monday, 13 March 2023 22:57 (two years ago)

there's the serious critical coverage, but there's also the fact that tech is synonymous with corruption and bias to anyone who watches fox news.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 13 March 2023 23:13 (two years ago)

the 'keep Big Tech out of our Facebook' crowd

Andy the Grasshopper, Monday, 13 March 2023 23:15 (two years ago)

also the valley just hasnt had any real big hits in a long time wheres the new googles baby its all terrible shit like uber, and then titans like facebook are faltering too

lag∞n, Monday, 13 March 2023 23:16 (two years ago)

and then theres the more general shift towards the sentiment that the economy as a whole is a scam

lag∞n, Monday, 13 March 2023 23:17 (two years ago)

Biden’s rescue of ‘pro-Democrat’ SVB clients slammed: ‘They’re looking after their own’ https://t.co/8ywqYMs9W0 pic.twitter.com/XlgPlEaHcx

— New York Post (@nypost) March 13, 2023

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 13 March 2023 23:20 (two years ago)

theyre getting it from all sides

Incredible how much contempt Silicon Valley has garnered itself. Bad sign when even the top capitalist apologists can’t stand you. pic.twitter.com/qameFl085C

— sentient bloomberg terminal (@kayrosso1) March 13, 2023

lag∞n, Monday, 13 March 2023 23:21 (two years ago)

the dem party looking after their own story is at least plausible i much prefer the pure ideology of "woke bank"

"They were one of the most woke banks" -- James Comer on SVB Bank pic.twitter.com/nGw6GvZTRs

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) March 12, 2023

lag∞n, Monday, 13 March 2023 23:22 (two years ago)

Saw that headline today: "Was SVB too woke?" what the fuck are they talking about

Andy the Grasshopper, Monday, 13 March 2023 23:25 (two years ago)

They got a decade of goodwill from Prime two-day shipping, Google being a decent search engine, the iPod/iPhone, the first 18 months of Facebook when you reconnected with your childhood best friend... since then Amazon results became dozens of weird knockoff products, search got gamed, smartphones made your life worse and Facebook morphed into the boomer racism factory we all know and love. Only Bill Gates has managed a successful image rehab project.

papal hotwife (milo z), Monday, 13 March 2023 23:27 (two years ago)

he put the microchips in the vaccine tho

lag∞n, Monday, 13 March 2023 23:32 (two years ago)

yeah he was just a bossy asshole in the 90s, now he's part if not leader of a sick perverted cabal

Andy the Grasshopper, Monday, 13 March 2023 23:39 (two years ago)

That's a word association I don't think you'll get very often.

"When I say bank, you say . . . "

"Woke?"

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Monday, 13 March 2023 23:39 (two years ago)

its a wild formulation, you can only tip your cap

lag∞n, Monday, 13 March 2023 23:40 (two years ago)

bill gates is the largest farmer in america you know

mh, Tuesday, 14 March 2023 00:45 (two years ago)

thats how he grows the microchips

lag∞n, Tuesday, 14 March 2023 00:48 (two years ago)

hes just describing banking

SVB committed one of the most elementary errors in banking: borrowing money in the short term and investing in the long term. When interest rates went up, the assets lost their value and put the institution in a problematic situation. https://t.co/HxsgqpZOuL

— Lawrence H. Summers (@LHSummers) March 14, 2023

lag∞n, Tuesday, 14 March 2023 01:46 (two years ago)

Nice to have evidence that Larry Summers is dumber than any random person reading Matt Levine every day

G. D’Arcy Cheesewright (silby), Tuesday, 14 March 2023 02:01 (two years ago)

he was the treasury secretary of the usa! what a world

lag∞n, Tuesday, 14 March 2023 02:08 (two years ago)

more like larry winters

ꙮ (map), Tuesday, 14 March 2023 02:23 (two years ago)

some interesting reactions from the vc ethnic minority

Alfred Rosenberg writing in the Völkischer Beobachter. pic.twitter.com/UwUl44ilEj

— Marc Andreessen (@pmarca) March 14, 2023

This sort of rhetoric is how you end up with things like the Rwandan genocide. https://t.co/6xjiwdG3uu

— Nate Fischer (@NateAFischer) March 14, 2023

lag∞n, Tuesday, 14 March 2023 02:47 (two years ago)

tbf using 'euthanizing' is just giving them an opening

mookieproof, Tuesday, 14 March 2023 03:00 (two years ago)

Wow, Andreessen has impressive knowledge of Nazi propaganda rags...

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Tuesday, 14 March 2023 03:01 (two years ago)

tbf using 'euthanizing' is just giving them an opening

― mookieproof, Monday, March 13, 2023 11:00 PM (seven minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

causing them to share it... its a reference to keynes “the euthanasia of the rentier” fwiw, plausible deniability for some inflammatory clickbait lol, good article tho

lag∞n, Tuesday, 14 March 2023 03:12 (two years ago)

This Is a Bear Market pic.twitter.com/Y5566sm5ap

— Chairman (@WSBChairman) March 13, 2023

mookieproof, Tuesday, 14 March 2023 04:33 (two years ago)

Adam Tooze

SVB’s depositors were in no regular sense, depositors. They are badly run and ill-advised businesses that for obscure reasons parked huge cash balances in a highly vulnerable bank. As Matt Klein remarks in his brilliant post at Overshoot the real problem at SVB was that its depositor was base was so “low quality” i.e. extremely prone to run with influence exerted by a small group of VC advisors.

...

On the face of it SVB is not a bank big enough to do systemic damage. That was the prima facie reason for exempting it from the oversight that extends to really big banks. Finance per se will not explain the emergency intervention.

But as should have been obvious all along SVB matters very much indeed, because its depositors are very powerful, very rich and very influential people who own a narrative that makes them indispensable to one vision of America’s future. And that force was brought to bear on the Biden administration over the weekend in an extraordinarily overt exercise of “venture dominance”

Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 14 March 2023 10:45 (two years ago)

Only Bill Gates has managed a successful image rehab project.

By bottling piss.

pplains, Tuesday, 14 March 2023 13:44 (two years ago)

And Steve Jobs had the good fortune to die before the tide of sentiment turned, so he remains in the popular consciousness as something like a secular prophet.

o. nate, Tuesday, 14 March 2023 13:51 (two years ago)

bill gates, rehabbing his image by getting divorced and his wife strongly hinting it was because he used to hang out with jeffery epstein

mh, Tuesday, 14 March 2023 13:59 (two years ago)

tbf he, his team, has done a great job at pr, he was a real villan at microsoft but now amongst casual libs at least hes thought of as "one of the good ones" "gave all his money away" "curing diseases", which is pretty infuriating since its just not true and hes gotten up to some nasty stuff, tho the tide has prob turned somewhat with the epstein news antivaxx shit and the general increasing dislike for the superrich

lag∞n, Tuesday, 14 March 2023 14:07 (two years ago)

Tim Cook/Apple will always have Actual Hardware as an ace in the hole, not to mention this kind of goodwill you can't buy:

Meta is dealing with many challenges these days. It is grappling not only with a digital advertising slowdown but also with Apple’s privacy changes to its mobile operating system, which have restricted Meta’s ability to collect data on iPhone users to help target ads.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 14 March 2023 14:07 (two years ago)

yeah they make real things not disruptive services, was funny to see the startup defenders being all oh you tweeted that on an apple iphone running on an arm chip lol shut up all the companies affected by the bank run are like making apps to put local plumbers out of business none of you know how to make a microchip

lag∞n, Tuesday, 14 March 2023 14:11 (two years ago)

yeah it's funny to see people hold up the FAANG companies as examples of startups or silicon valley disruptors when facebook opened sign-ups to everyone in 2006 and netflix pivoted to streaming in 2007. those companies are corporate monoliths, not disruptors

mh, Tuesday, 14 March 2023 14:22 (two years ago)

theyre the competitors of startups

lag∞n, Tuesday, 14 March 2023 14:25 (two years ago)

miss the old microsoft days when they'd notice a company had a type of product they didn't offer, would buy out the company, and then after realizing they didn't care about that just kill the product

facebook's kept most of the acquisitions alive in some form, google innovated on the model by coming up with their own new products and then just shuttering them after a few years when they got bored

mh, Tuesday, 14 March 2023 14:32 (two years ago)

google is the best company i love how they work using their advertising empire to fund wacky ideas they then forget about and discard

lag∞n, Tuesday, 14 March 2023 14:37 (two years ago)

they built an entire video game platform then didnt do anything with it lmao

lag∞n, Tuesday, 14 March 2023 14:38 (two years ago)

yeah, and they're a distant third when it comes to being a cloud service provider. part of that is this instinct that their data centers are for google projects because they're going to come up with something huge any day now and they're going to need all of their capacity for their own shit

mh, Tuesday, 14 March 2023 14:43 (two years ago)

um its called dogfooding

lag∞n, Tuesday, 14 March 2023 14:44 (two years ago)

i use their cloud (free tier)

lag∞n, Tuesday, 14 March 2023 14:45 (two years ago)

theyre actually very generous shout out to google cloud

lag∞n, Tuesday, 14 March 2023 14:47 (two years ago)

tbf all of their service offerings seem pretty good and some of them have mock or local versions you can run to proof out your software or run on your own!

they just have no chops for marketing to businesses, really. kind of a fluke that outside of search they ended up settling on email

mh, Tuesday, 14 March 2023 14:49 (two years ago)

firebase is really good, i tried to use amazons equivalent and boy was that a mess, tho tbf its basically the opposite of the thing aws does well

lag∞n, Tuesday, 14 March 2023 14:51 (two years ago)

amazon's sloppy as hell with their new shit

half of it is a thin wrapper over a couple open source products, and the in-house stuff is basically "this other company has a product that does this, let's stand up a team to crank out something that does that"

if the latter ones are successful, they throw a little more effort in. if it's not, it goes into zombie mode and bug reports take a year to get fixed, if ever

mh, Tuesday, 14 March 2023 14:55 (two years ago)

they basically do the google thing of coming up with little projects and then never retire any of them

mh, Tuesday, 14 March 2023 14:56 (two years ago)

yeah the shear number of aws products is well a lot too much probably

lag∞n, Tuesday, 14 March 2023 14:57 (two years ago)

half of it is a thin wrapper over a couple open source products, and the in-house stuff is basically "this other company has a product that does this, let's stand up a team to crank out something that does that"

― mh, Tuesday, March 14, 2023 10:55 AM (two minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

the aws firebase "amplify" was the former tho it was a wrapper on top of other aws products some of which are prob wrappers of open source things

lag∞n, Tuesday, 14 March 2023 15:00 (two years ago)

their pitch was like once your app gets big its already on enterprise scale stuff, buddy no app built with this baby stuff is ever getting big lol

lag∞n, Tuesday, 14 March 2023 15:01 (two years ago)

it's pretty funny that their stance is "well, we only have 100 customers using this product and they file bug reports on it constantly. lets just leave it up and if people keep paying who cares"

mh, Tuesday, 14 March 2023 15:02 (two years ago)

truly some ruthless bullshit

lag∞n, Tuesday, 14 March 2023 15:03 (two years ago)

one of my coworkers found a bug in one of their lesser-used services that had open source components, made a fix and pull request, and then amazon didn't look at it for a full year

mh, Tuesday, 14 March 2023 15:08 (two years ago)

just like a real open source maintainer lol

lag∞n, Tuesday, 14 March 2023 15:10 (two years ago)

silicon valley like a lot of industries have a social media problem where the loudest voices become defacto spokespeople, the mediating professional pr layer has been deleted

All these founder types waking up to discover a deficit of sympathy for them among the public at large should consider what making lames like Elon Musk and Mark Andreesen the "faces" of their industry has done for them. You guys need faces that are slightly less grotesque.

— Will 🦥 Menaker (@willmenaker) March 14, 2023

lag∞n, Tuesday, 14 March 2023 15:39 (two years ago)

the top selling signature basketball shoe was kyrie irvings and nike had to drop him cause he was racist online, its tough for the brands right now

lag∞n, Tuesday, 14 March 2023 15:40 (two years ago)

xp

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snRlPpAZMuo

obsidian crocogolem (sleeve), Tuesday, 14 March 2023 15:42 (two years ago)

now i get it https://t.co/aLTWnSZsWc

— sophie (@netcapgirl) March 13, 2023

Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 14 March 2023 16:11 (two years ago)

they basically do the google thing of coming up with little projects and then never retire any of them

― mh, Tuesday, March 14, 2023 10:56 AM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

the "never retire any of them" thing is really part of the DNA, to a fault.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 14 March 2023 16:34 (two years ago)

that is not too unusual at any tech company - there are usually a bajillion more urgent things that devs need to get done, they'll never get around to the super low priority stuff affecting a relatively small number of users

c u (crüt), Tuesday, 14 March 2023 17:00 (two years ago)

duh! that stuff won't get you promoted!

official representative of Roku's Basketshit in at least one alternate u (lukas), Tuesday, 14 March 2023 17:29 (two years ago)

you have to go through lawyers to launch anything here and one of the things they emphasize during that is that you are going to have to have another very long conversation with them if you ever want to shut it down, and you therefore need to have a plan for long term maintenance. the downside of this is this:

yeah the shear number of aws products is well a lot too much probably

― lag∞n, Tuesday, March 14, 2023 10:57 AM (two hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 14 March 2023 17:31 (two years ago)

why are the lawyers the boss of that situation just cause of all the contacts aws has w clients

lag∞n, Tuesday, 14 March 2023 17:37 (two years ago)

yup.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 14 March 2023 17:54 (two years ago)

google cloud is presumably constrained in similar ways, but they have fewer customers/contracts and 5 years less cruft.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 14 March 2023 17:55 (two years ago)

And then Andrew Jassy names your product something completely stupid

G. D’Arcy Cheesewright (silby), Tuesday, 14 March 2023 17:56 (two years ago)

lol

lag∞n, Tuesday, 14 March 2023 18:02 (two years ago)

Etsy sellers left in the lurch:

"As you may have seen, we recently experienced a delay in our ability to issue payments to some of our sellers," Etsy posted on its website. "This was related to the rapid and unexpected collapse of Silicon Valley Bank.

Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 14 March 2023 18:04 (two years ago)

calling one of the most fawning, uncritical tech reporters of the last two decades the most "vitriolic voice in the tech ecosystem" is an incredible indictment of how unrigorous the press as a whole has been toward these dweebs https://t.co/VzivxfS2VH

— lauren (@NotABigJerk) March 14, 2023

lag∞n, Tuesday, 14 March 2023 18:10 (two years ago)

lauren otm

although the distinction where Sacks says "in the tech ecosystem" is kind of telling -- reporters should be reporting on that, and not in it, right?

mh, Tuesday, 14 March 2023 18:33 (two years ago)

Is there a Sy Hersh type of reporter in tech? I can't think of one

Ira Einhorn (dandydonweiner), Wednesday, 15 March 2023 17:47 (two years ago)

interview is a nice overview of california capitalism as it relates to this moment

https://www.thenation.com/article/culture/malcolm-harris-palo-alto-interview/

ꙮ (map), Wednesday, 15 March 2023 17:58 (two years ago)

we need more mike davises, not more sy hershes

ꙮ (map), Wednesday, 15 March 2023 17:59 (two years ago)

well sure, but by Hersh I mean someone who is embedded but actually critical of the tech industry

Ira Einhorn (dandydonweiner), Wednesday, 15 March 2023 19:49 (two years ago)

mike isaac (NYT) and john carreyou (WSJ) turned their reporting into books about uber and theranos. wirecard was brought down by reporting in the FT (now a major motion picture). etc. etc. and there is a decent amount of less journalistic more cultural criticism in the mainstream press these days.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 15 March 2023 21:07 (two years ago)

kara swisher is worthless obviously

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 15 March 2023 21:07 (two years ago)

casey newton, zoe schiffer, will oremus, matt levine (sometimes), kate conger, julia carrie wong, nitasha tiku, sam biddle etc. are all good reporters afaict. they don't get 20k words in the new yorker, but neither does hersh these days haha.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 15 March 2023 21:12 (two years ago)

the end of valleywag and the resulting anti-gawker media shitstorm changed the focus from gossiping about weirdos and their goofy business ideas for a while

a lot of the regulation-dodging hacks by uber, the theranos stuff, etc. kind of drifted until there was enough solid material to be published by larger entities with less legal risk

mh, Wednesday, 15 March 2023 21:19 (two years ago)

I'd add Molly White to that list, she's my favorite crypto chronicler.

a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Wednesday, 15 March 2023 21:33 (two years ago)

But yeah, on the Twitter story especially Zoe Schiffer and Casey Newton have been great.

a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Wednesday, 15 March 2023 21:35 (two years ago)

Malcolm Harris’ latest book seems worthwhile https://www.thenation.com/article/culture/malcolm-harris-palo-alto-interview/

Glower, Disruption & Pies (kingfish), Wednesday, 15 March 2023 23:24 (two years ago)

Article called

“The Obscene Invention of California Capitalism”

A conversation with Malcolm Harris about his new history of Silicon Valley, Palo Alto, the West Coast’s settler ideology, and recent turbulence in the world of tech.

By Emma Hager

Glower, Disruption & Pies (kingfish), Wednesday, 15 March 2023 23:25 (two years ago)

just posted that hun, and yeah, it's really good

ꙮ (map), Wednesday, 15 March 2023 23:26 (two years ago)

The NYT is currently running an intense hate campaign against generative AI technologies, and is thereby creating immense damage not only to tech companies but to society and culture itself. I think it is crucial that we get together to create a counter movement.

— Joscha Bach (@Plinz) March 15, 2023

lag∞n, Wednesday, 15 March 2023 23:59 (two years ago)

The Clone Wars are finally here.

nickn, Thursday, 16 March 2023 00:20 (two years ago)

just posted that hun, and yeah, it's really good

Oh snap, you did. My mistake

Glower, Disruption & Pies (kingfish), Thursday, 16 March 2023 05:41 (two years ago)

wirecard was brought down by reporting in the FT (now a major motion picture

and a comedy series running on Netflix ... not as funny as Silicon Valley tho tbh

sarahell, Thursday, 16 March 2023 15:14 (two years ago)

i haven't read it but yasha levine's surveillance valley: the secret military history of the internet is maybe towards the hersh end of tech reporting?

(he wrote for pandodaily, which certainly had pretensions to proper investigative reporting in that world -- tho i mainly encountered them via tiresome inter-title sniping and beefing) (before that levine was an editor at the exile, where i get the impression he was more of an actual real journalist and less of a gonzo asshole than the better known names from that quarter, tho this isn't exactly a high bar to clear)

mark s, Thursday, 16 March 2023 15:24 (two years ago)

Pando held some promise but there was also a fair amount of toothless cheerleading. And then she crossed the "wrong people" a few times and it was game over for Sarah Lacy.

Also this:

https://www.newyorker.com/news/q-and-a/why-barney-frank-went-to-work-for-signature-bank

"Well, this all came up very suddenly."

This guy dashing away from his responsibility at full speed is breathtaking.

Ira Einhorn (dandydonweiner), Thursday, 16 March 2023 16:30 (two years ago)

would be considered a little credulous by modern standards, but https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Soul_of_a_New_Machine is a great slice of cultural/technical history.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 16 March 2023 17:09 (two years ago)

Fun chat https://theinsurgents.substack.com/p/ep-159-vcs-to-the-rescue-ft-ed-zitron

Glower, Disruption & Pies (kingfish), Thursday, 16 March 2023 19:17 (two years ago)

holy shit @ that barney frank interview, bro is snappish

so amazing moments ever. . (cat), Thursday, 16 March 2023 19:39 (two years ago)

BF went on the interview circuit immediately and had the same tone in everything I read.

The guy was on the board of the bank, he comes from the deepest of insiders, and then gets defensive when asked why he didn’t perform his job as expected.

Ira Einhorn (dandydonweiner), Thursday, 16 March 2023 20:59 (two years ago)

I like his attempt to make a case that regulators don't have to wait until banks have crossed the legal boundary to be advised to increase their liquidity, whatever

sure, that sounds nice. I'm sure the government has the resources to do that, and that banks would totally listen when there's no threat of legal action

c'mon, Barney

mh, Friday, 17 March 2023 14:52 (two years ago)

VCs are geniuses, don’t let anyone tell you otherwise pic.twitter.com/gAYEvyjrem

— @shitmgmts✧✧✧@ms✧✧✧.soc✧✧✧ (@ShitMgmtSays) March 17, 2023

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 17 March 2023 19:04 (two years ago)

beautiful

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Frg4wsWXgAM-Jax?format=jpg&name=medium

lag∞n, Sunday, 19 March 2023 01:52 (two years ago)

love to rat out my bank that didn’t comply with banking law

mh, Sunday, 19 March 2023 14:31 (two years ago)

chase apparently is highly algorithmic these days, though. some local lottery winner tried depositing her winnings and not only would they not accept it, they notified her they were closing the account. local bank personnel couldn’t override it!

they should be praising chase for loving the algorithm imo

mh, Sunday, 19 March 2023 14:35 (two years ago)

The only metaverse story that’s worth it about now.

https://nymag.com/intelligencer/article/mark-zuckerberg-metaverse-meta-horizon-worlds.html

Ned Raggett, Sunday, 19 March 2023 14:48 (two years ago)

thats a great essay

lag∞n, Sunday, 19 March 2023 15:00 (two years ago)

good stuff

the story, not the metaverse

mh, Sunday, 19 March 2023 15:12 (two years ago)

I was binging on The Cutting Room Floor yesterday - it's a fascinating website about cut content from video games - specifically Jet Set Radio, or Jet Grind Radio as it was for the Dreamcast:
https://tcrf.net/Jet_Grind_Radio_(Dreamcast)

That led me to read about Swatch Internet Time, because the game originally had advertising billboards for Swatch, although they were dummied out. Swatch Internet Time was a decimal time system that appeared in a handful of Swatches circa the turn of the millennium two-two. Basically a gimmick. It resulted in a hilarious and also sad incident whereby Swatch paid for a satellite to be thrown out of Mir, but after protests from the amateur radio community the satellite was deactivated, but still thrown out of Mir, so the astronauts basically chucked a non-functional hunk of metal out of their space station for no reason:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sputnik_99

"Sputnik 99 was designed to periodically broadcast technical time-synchronization information and trademarked advertising content over amateur radio bands promoting the Swatch Group, the parent company to the popular Swiss watch retailer. Worldwide, this was considered as a flagrant misuse of amateur radio frequencies. Due to a huge backlash by amateur radio enthusiasts and amateur radio organisations over the proposed use of the AR frequencies for advertising purposes, the decision was made to disable the broadcast transmitter prior to its deployment from Mir. This was accomplished by removing the batteries of the broadcast unit from the satellite prior to its release, thus Sputnik 99 immediately upon deployment became just another piece of orbiting space junk."

Is there are a more potent metaphor for the dot.com boom? I can't think of one. The article also led me to this:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nation.1

"Nation.1 was a project to create what was described as an "online country" – a conceptual country based on the Internet. It was to be owned, populated and governed by the children of the world. Its borders were defined by the age of its citizens, as opposed to geography or ethnicity. The central goal of Nation.1 was to empower young people with a voice and representation in world affairs."

It was devised by Nicholas Negroponte, a self-publicist who seems to have a 100% failure rate at everything except enriching himself and his friends. The entire project seems to have amounted to a bunch of press conferences, press releases, and magazine articles from a clique of people who presumably all supported each other. It's very hard to google and the website seems to have gone defunct in late 2000:
https://web.archive.org/web/20000925070418/http://www.2b1.org/nation1/

What was the real goal? I have no idea. Something about the lofty language - "already, Nation1 is a truly global project (with) taskforce members in countries as diverse as Madagascar, Canada, Malaysia, and France" - combined with the total lack of focus, lack of any kind of coherent idea, and the fact that grown adults devised it, made me wonder what was wrong with the world back then. Presumably the long-term plan was to use it to gather advertising data from kids, or use it as a tax haven or something. It put me me in mind of New Earth Time and the Clock of the Long Now, from around the same period.

Ashley Pomeroy, Sunday, 19 March 2023 21:10 (two years ago)

Here are two of the funniest bits from that NY Mag article on the Metaverse (thanks for sharing!):

"It’s the first time I’ve witnessed any straight-up racism since I came to America. How strange to see it here from a bunch of Playmobil rednecks in a make-believe comedy club."

"It’s kind of like Chuang Tzu and the butterfly, is what VR Bangers is saying here. Is it a dream? Is it reality? We don’t know."

ernestp, Sunday, 19 March 2023 21:42 (two years ago)

xp banging post!

mh, Sunday, 19 March 2023 22:59 (two years ago)

Amazing work Ashley.

Tracer Hand, Monday, 20 March 2023 07:08 (two years ago)

Nation.1 sounds like the evil version Cyberia - it was an 'online micronation' that I gathered was a pretty even split between teenage politics nerds and adult libertarians who thought it could be Sealand 2.

https://micronations.wiki/wiki/Virtual_Commonwealth_of_Cyberia

https://www.oocities.org/capitolhill/lobby/2673/history.html

papal hotwife (milo z), Monday, 20 March 2023 07:18 (two years ago)

Yeah great post Ashley. I'm reminded of Project Xanadu, a supposedly superior version of the web - 'the world wide web is what we were trying to prevent' was one of their mottos - by Ted Nelson, who coined the term hypertext. It was stuck in development hell for literally decades. When they finally released a demo/prototype in 2014, over 30 years after they started actual development work and over 50 since the idea first originated - and obviously long after the web rendered it irrelevant - I had a look and it took minutes to load, was agonisingly slow to use and quite bewildering. You can see it in action (working faster than I remember) in this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KIOuRuvQ10c . It's not clear if they're still fighting on, the link to the viewer on their project page https://www.xanadu.net/ is broken - though you can find instructions on how to use it including gems like "Click on blue to follow a xanalink-- but it looks wrong at first."

ledge, Monday, 20 March 2023 07:37 (two years ago)

the beautiful bands of color remind one of yarn on a cork board

Cinta Kaz is comin' to town (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 20 March 2023 14:29 (two years ago)

Maybe worth noting that Ted Nelson has uploaded a huge number of his (mostly self-published) books to the Internet Archive – the weird details of LITERARY MACHINES almost read as science fiction?

with hidden noise, Monday, 20 March 2023 14:45 (two years ago)

lmao

While some people have experienced harassment in Horizon Worlds, the major problem is kids. Under-13’s aren’t supposed to use the headset, but the app is overrun with children occupying their parents’ avatars, meaning that conversations are constantly interrupted by (1) apparent adults asking you in high-pitched voices if you like poop and (2) polls to decide if the poop person should be removed.

frogbs, Monday, 20 March 2023 14:58 (two years ago)

children love screaming about poop

mh, Monday, 20 March 2023 14:58 (two years ago)

“He said he wanted to eat my penis,” Nutsacksandwich says to me in a high-pitched child’s voice. This is my first conversation in the metaverse.

frogbs, Monday, 20 March 2023 14:59 (two years ago)

A panel appears in front of me. Nutsacksandwich has been reported, it says, with a picture of Nutsacksandwich’s avatar. Do you want Nutsacksandwich to be ejected? I give the question some thought. I decide to let Nutsacksandwich stay: I like his energy.

frogbs, Monday, 20 March 2023 15:00 (two years ago)

Maybe worth noting that Ted Nelson has uploaded a huge number of his (mostly self-published) books to the Internet Archive – the weird details of LITERARY MACHINES almost read as science fiction?

cheers, i'll definitely have a look at that.

ledge, Monday, 20 March 2023 15:01 (two years ago)

frogbs is that one of your kids?!?

mh, Monday, 20 March 2023 15:12 (two years ago)

nah it was actually just me

frogbs, Monday, 20 March 2023 15:25 (two years ago)

lol

lag∞n, Monday, 20 March 2023 15:55 (two years ago)

Far be it from me to be Captain Stick Up for Zuck but it does seem like the writer of that article was someone kind of temperamentally allergic to online interaction -- he talks about how his attempts to socialize over Zoom were fundamentally impoverished and empty and depressing, which was definitely not my experience! In other words, I think the question about Metaverse is "does it work well for people who already enjoy socializing online" and honestly I would guess, also no, but that's the article I need to read.

Guayaquil (eephus!), Monday, 20 March 2023 16:11 (two years ago)

the Clock of the Long Now, from around the same period.

this is still a thing and they have a charitable foundation

sarahell, Monday, 20 March 2023 16:14 (two years ago)

yeah that stuck out as a glaring error to me as well

obsidian crocogolem (sleeve), Monday, 20 March 2023 16:18 (two years ago)

the main difference with zoom is that you're socializing with people you know or at least have some affinity with, and with the exception of the metaverse "comedy club" and some other built spaces, it's just randos wandering around

mh, Monday, 20 March 2023 16:29 (two years ago)

yeah otherwise it's chatroulette. i don't think anybody misses chatroulette

Tracer Hand, Monday, 20 March 2023 16:43 (two years ago)

Lots of people jacked off to Chatroulette they probably miss it

"The pudding incident?" (Boring, Maryland), Monday, 20 March 2023 16:49 (two years ago)

it kind of makes me think of Club Penguin. except there was actually stuff to do there

frogbs, Monday, 20 March 2023 17:05 (two years ago)

there were some cuet cat memes about chatroulette

sarahell, Monday, 20 March 2023 17:07 (two years ago)

xp Longplayer is still running, too.

Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Monday, 20 March 2023 17:21 (two years ago)

I guess one thing I'll mention is that I've been online since like 1998 and back then I remember it seemed like everyone who was into social hangout-type places was either a teenager or a weird adult. that was true on most message boards too. on SomethingAwful if you were over like 23 people would mock you relentlessly. hell go look at some old ILX posts. but now these places have become a lot more open to everybody, for better or worse. I guess there's a chance the Metaverse is something like that. Who knows if Nutsacksandwich is just gonna grow out of it some day or if this is just the way the world is to his generation.

like my 8 year old son figured out that if you say "Hey Siri" into my watch you can ask it any question you want, which is obviously NOT something you could do when I was 8, and if you could it probably would have changed a lot about my life. you know, having all the knowledge of the world at your fingertips and all that. AI seems primed to do that sort of thing too, I feel like it'll fundamentally alter the way kids think about stuff which they'll keep as adults. I still think VR headsets and the Metaverse are fucking stupid, but I thought (and still do think) the same about crypto currency, and that kinda took off as well

frogbs, Monday, 20 March 2023 17:27 (two years ago)

The Metaverse pretty much confirms what we've all known for years, which is that one of the biggest social media companies in the world succeeded despite its founders complete lack of grasp of how and why humans interact. (I mean, I guess the original idea for Facebook was all built around a "Hot or not" concept, which even he could understand.)

You'd think that what he and the company have learned from Facebook would be that people cluster with people they know and/or have shared interests with. They don't just wander around having random small talk with people they don't know or share anything with. Also, the idea that you have to be online at the same time as someone else to interact is limiting. Also, of course, that you have to wear a dang bucket on your head and mark out personal safe space so you don't hurt yourself — that completely takes it away from the procrastinating/"Yes boss I'm working hard at my station" use people make of FB, Twitter, etc. People spend a lot of time on social media, but it's in quick bits and bursts between other things, they're not setting aside an hour a night to be on Facebook or whatever. (I mean, they may be, but that's not what most of the usage is.)

a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Monday, 20 March 2023 18:27 (two years ago)

"wander around having random small talk with people they don't know or share anything with"

New board description.

nickn, Monday, 20 March 2023 18:31 (two years ago)

a funny thing about facebook going meta is that it was to some extent in response to the fact that wall street wants constant rapid growth and facebook was starting to look like a slow mature company so they just threw some techno bullshit at the wall to goose the stock price but then the idea was so bad that no believed it lmao a tech vision has to be genuinely awful for wall street to not get stoked on it at all

lag∞n, Monday, 20 March 2023 18:34 (two years ago)

they had the requisite media rollout many will this change the world think pieces and just nothing no one wanted it

lag∞n, Monday, 20 March 2023 18:35 (two years ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FrquSP4aEAE3xIK?format=jpg&name=medium

lag∞n, Monday, 20 March 2023 18:37 (two years ago)

where do I cop that t-shirt though

mh, Monday, 20 March 2023 21:06 (two years ago)

a funny thing about facebook going meta is that it was to some extent in response to the fact that wall street wants constant rapid growth and facebook was starting to look like a slow mature company so they just threw some techno bullshit at the wall to goose the stock price but then the idea was so bad that no believed it lmao a tech vision has to be genuinely awful for wall street to not get stoked on it at all

― lag∞n, Monday, March 20, 2023 2:34 PM (two hours ago)

yeah it's like a very, very basic law of finance/economics that growth is not infinite. your product can be growing at 50%, 100%, 200% or w/e but sooner or later you will saturate the market, growth will begin to slow down, will settle down to a steady 3-5% a year like an IBM or proctor and gamble. facebook basically is over the hump, reached peak user growth, they've got what 2 billion users or w/e? that's almost 1/3 of the global population, pretty good, even though all your younger users are fleeing the platform!

apple's facing the same situation with their iphones - they've probably reached peak iphones, sales right now probably represent replacement more than growth, they are needing to target lower, more price sensitive markets like india since the good getting's been got.

i think the other big factor in zuck's decision is apple pulling the rug out from under them with their privacy settings that took away all of fb's ad-tracking abilities, it really hammered fb at the time. zuck realized that his entire empire was subject to tim apple, because zuck didn't control the hardware that his product was being consumed on. meta is a reaction to that - i can certainly see the beautiful, robot logic of throwing $36 billion at meta from zuck's perspective - a hardware/software stack that he controls from top to bottom, once he gets it going, tim apple will never be able to take it away from him. problem is nobody wants a second life that costs $2000 to play. also you don't will a market into existence. if the original iphone had not been a success i am sure steve jobs would have let it go the way of the newton. you don't throw good money after bad. but it's OK, because facebook the website itself is still a money printer even tho tiktok is hoovering its young users, i applaud the effort because it's sort of like corporate communism, full maximum employment for anybody who has "VR" on their resume. it almost resembles us defense department spending in a way, just billions and billions thrown after perverted objects that are utterly useless, meta a modern day fitzcarraldo.

, Monday, 20 March 2023 21:20 (two years ago)

There was an arcade here that had similar VR setups to that + the Mechwarrior game where you sat in a cockpit that moved on hydraulics. So expensive I only got to go once but it really did feel like the Future of Gaming in 1994... then the next summer I got a job watching over a play by hour LAN that had twelve spaces networked for Duke Nukem, Doom and Command & Conquer and $50 a match Mechwarrior did not seem quite so likely.

papal hotwife (milo z), Monday, 20 March 2023 21:26 (two years ago)

tech people who claim they are into "atoms not bits" are the absolute worst

Today is the 50th anniversary of one of the most destructive acts of industrial vandalism in history: the ban on supersonic flight over the US.

It's why we're not flying NY-LA in 90 minutes.

Congress can end the ban this year. Make America boom again.https://t.co/BrpbCBCXfT

— Eli Dourado (@elidourado) March 23, 2023

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 23 March 2023 16:57 (two years ago)

the funny thing is theres just no demand for supersonic commercial flights its too expensive

lag∞n, Thursday, 23 March 2023 17:05 (two years ago)

lmao

I’m struck by the fact that American economic growth went off the rails in 1973, the same year the overland ban on supersonic flight came into force. The speed limit cannot be responsible for the entirety of the Great Stagnation, of course. The cumulative amount of missing growth is comparable to the entire economy, not to the size of the aviation industry. The numbers don’t add up.

Yet, the ban is not unrelated to economic stagnation. To borrow a term from Ross Douthat

lag∞n, Thursday, 23 March 2023 17:05 (two years ago)

I used to hear sonic booms fairly often growing up, because we lived near a Navy base where supersonic jets would sometimes fly.

o. nate, Thursday, 23 March 2023 17:18 (two years ago)

lol cmon

Mark Zuckerberg is really naming all his kids with Roman imperial names. Respect 🫡 https://t.co/OtkWp9rPV9

— Bryan Cheong (@bryancsk) March 24, 2023

lag∞n, Friday, 24 March 2023 17:57 (two years ago)

things are certain to end well for the imperial line, as they always do

mark s, Friday, 24 March 2023 18:36 (two years ago)

also the first hapsburg was called RADBOT ffs

mark s, Friday, 24 March 2023 18:38 (two years ago)

Literally the conclusion of PALO ALTO is Silicon Valley tech firms becoming prime military contractors after avoiding doing that for 100 years https://t.co/cvFJSxqaDf

— Malcolm Harris (@BigMeanInternet) March 27, 2023

ꙮ (map), Monday, 27 March 2023 15:04 (two years ago)

Well, after they've show real promise as grifters they're invited to play in the big leagues of scamming citizens out of their money: defense contracting.

the absence of bikes (f. hazel), Monday, 27 March 2023 16:00 (two years ago)

bout how much i keep in my checking too

Gruenberg: The ten largest deposit accounts at SVB held $13.3 billion in the aggregate.

— Nick Timiraos (@NickTimiraos) March 27, 2023

lag∞n, Monday, 27 March 2023 20:38 (two years ago)

lol

NEW: An internal model at Silicon Valley Bank warned that higher interest rates could have a crushing impact on its finances. So executives changed it: https://t.co/Ru5ZOn6wxF with @tcfrankel @josephmenn

— Daniel Gilbert (@ByDanielGilbert) April 2, 2023

lag∞n, Sunday, 2 April 2023 15:36 (two years ago)

+ Theoretically, if publicly hanging say, 5 fentanyl dealers led to saving the lives of hundreds, is it morally reasonable?
+ Why would most San Francisco residents view my question above as horrifying and immoral?
+ What do other countries do with their fentanyl dealers?

— Michelle Tandler (@michelletandler) April 9, 2023

Whole thread is nuts obviously but the application of the logic of effective altruism is wild

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Sunday, 9 April 2023 20:45 (two years ago)

Timothy @_timothyjm
21m Replying to @michelletandler
Theoretically, if publicly hanging say, 5 venture capitalists led to saving the lives of hundreds, is it morally reasonable?

Timothy gets it.

nickn, Sunday, 9 April 2023 21:42 (two years ago)

ha nice

lag∞n, Sunday, 9 April 2023 21:42 (two years ago)

Theoretically, if my granny had two wheels, would she be a bicycle?

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Sunday, 9 April 2023 21:42 (two years ago)

xxp hahahahaha yes more of that please

Perverted By Linguiça (sleeve), Sunday, 9 April 2023 21:55 (two years ago)

Just drumming up angel investors for her lnchmb startup

papal hotwife (milo z), Sunday, 9 April 2023 23:40 (two years ago)

someone plz explain ichellemay andlertay’s grift to me… idk how she still has oxygen

poster of sparks (rogermexico.), Monday, 10 April 2023 02:50 (two years ago)

People who have always been disappointed the trolley problem is only theoretical.

a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Monday, 10 April 2023 02:57 (two years ago)

incredible

Hey Michelle, this you? https://t.co/d6jIJcw6Wa pic.twitter.com/vTXVeKR9Ft

— Czarina (@fishontherun2) April 10, 2023

lag∞n, Monday, 10 April 2023 03:32 (two years ago)

of course

Perverted By Linguiça (sleeve), Monday, 10 April 2023 03:35 (two years ago)

I wonder if she knew Buttigieg?

nickn, Monday, 10 April 2023 05:08 (two years ago)

this lady is insufferable, like Michael Shellenberg, they start with a statement I agree with: SF is fucked up, shit is NOT working, it is indeed extremely, extremely bad and dire; and then they take that to places where I would never wind up. That thread started with how horrible it is that no one in this tech executive meeting said they would have stopped and responded to Bob Lee's cries for help. That is fucked. How that leads to "let's hang drug dealers" is beyond me. Leave alone the fact that no one knows yet why that guy got killed but I have a feeling it wasn't some rando homeless crazy drug addict attack; I suspect he was murdered by someone for some reason. Which has nothing to do with the situation in SF.

I? not I! He! He! HIM! (akm), Monday, 10 April 2023 05:29 (two years ago)

SF America is fucked up, shit is NOT working

FTFY

Perverted By Linguiça (sleeve), Monday, 10 April 2023 05:41 (two years ago)

that too

I? not I! He! He! HIM! (akm), Monday, 10 April 2023 05:46 (two years ago)

sorry that was not supposed to be snarky, just a recognition that shit is hard (esp for you, been thinking of yr hospice sitch and wishing well)

Perverted By Linguiça (sleeve), Monday, 10 April 2023 06:02 (two years ago)

wow, I wonder how she would solve Oakland's problems! ... if she thinks SF is fucked up ...

sarahell, Monday, 10 April 2023 06:25 (two years ago)

*Update* - For those who are confused, I am not advocating for public hangings.

I've been reading The Barbary Coast (a book about crime in SF after the Gold Rush) so it was top of mind.

With that said, I *do* believe that fentanyl & meth dealers should serve time in jail. pic.twitter.com/2T28BqRi5F

— Michelle Tandler (@michelletandler) April 10, 2023

lol I WAS JUST ASKING QUESTIONS

papal hotwife (milo z), Monday, 10 April 2023 06:43 (two years ago)

The lesson I took from reading 19th century American history is that everything was groovy.

papal hotwife (milo z), Monday, 10 April 2023 06:44 (two years ago)

SF seems considerably more fucked up than oakland to me.

I? not I! He! He! HIM! (akm), Monday, 10 April 2023 06:55 (two years ago)

Start regularly recording your parents, elders and loved ones. With enough transcript data, new voice synthesis and video models, there is a 100% chance that they will live with you forever after leaving physical body. This should be even possible by end of the year.

— Pratik Desai (@chheplo) April 8, 2023

mookieproof, Monday, 10 April 2023 15:12 (two years ago)

why

mh, Monday, 10 April 2023 15:13 (two years ago)

like my to do list wasn't long enough already

Daniel_Rf, Monday, 10 April 2023 15:15 (two years ago)

My kids, into an app, years after I died: Dad...we could really use your advice right now
The app, after loading for 30 seconds: CHILdren..you must resPECT..MY BIG round Ass https://t.co/gFXsFgmWtE

— Mr. Bedtime (@InternetHippo) April 10, 2023

lag∞n, Monday, 10 April 2023 15:25 (two years ago)

*Hearing my reedy, wheezy 75-year-old voice reading an article about the Sino occupation of Peru*

GREAT-GRANDKIDS: "And he use to work on the 'radio'?"

pplains, Monday, 10 April 2023 15:31 (two years ago)

lol about a year ago I told my mom that she should do something like this and have it integrated into the GPS on my dad's car, so that even if she is no longer there, she can still give my dad driving directions so he doesn't get lost.

sarahell, Monday, 10 April 2023 15:58 (two years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdfeXipkBt4

, Monday, 10 April 2023 16:08 (two years ago)

Years ago, an older relative bought one of the kids a teddy bear that when squeezed, played a very loving greeting from the older relative.

The older relative is still with us, but I still have thoughts that I've kept to myself.

pplains, Monday, 10 April 2023 16:27 (two years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xg29TuWo0Yo

"The pudding incident?" (Boring, Maryland), Monday, 10 April 2023 17:28 (two years ago)

this was the premise of the pretty good Battlestar Galactica spinoff Caprica which was unceremoniously cancelled.

I? not I! He! He! HIM! (akm), Monday, 10 April 2023 22:48 (two years ago)

Has Michelle Tandler been kicked in the head by a mule or something pic.twitter.com/D9SwXHShEH

— Elai (@elaifresh) April 10, 2023

papal hotwife (milo z), Tuesday, 11 April 2023 00:53 (two years ago)

lmao

Saw the Black Mirror episode everyone is suggesting. I get it now. It’s very personal issue and I sincerely apologize for hurting anyone’s feeling. 😔

— Pratik Desai (@chheplo) April 10, 2023

lag∞n, Tuesday, 11 April 2023 02:44 (two years ago)

"I'm not a ghoul"

maf you one two (maffew12), Tuesday, 11 April 2023 11:00 (two years ago)

that guy got a hell of a lot of attention for that tweet when he's just some rando

mh, Tuesday, 11 April 2023 13:38 (two years ago)

he should do some more black mirror episodes

lag∞n, Tuesday, 11 April 2023 13:39 (two years ago)

otm

mh, Tuesday, 11 April 2023 13:41 (two years ago)

out there building the utopia

MBS and friends.

How many techfluencers do you recognize in this photo?

(Hi, Sam Altman!) pic.twitter.com/LjTRgskXik

— Jonathan Guyer (@mideastXmidwest) April 11, 2023

lag∞n, Tuesday, 11 April 2023 13:48 (two years ago)

normal

other weird shit from a16z's investment portfolio: newnew, a project described by the BBC as "the app that lets you pay to control another person's life"

indeed, the app invites you to "sign up to become a creator and have people pay to vote and bid on your life decisions!" pic.twitter.com/XWzMrVezwe

— Molly White (@molly0xFFF) April 11, 2023

lag∞n, Tuesday, 11 April 2023 23:12 (two years ago)

I think there was an Orville episode abt that

Perverted By Linguiça (sleeve), Tuesday, 11 April 2023 23:15 (two years ago)

wow THAT is super Black Mirror

Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 11 April 2023 23:16 (two years ago)

The techno utopia is still apparently a sausage fest.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Tuesday, 11 April 2023 23:25 (two years ago)

As for one of its notably non-sausage fest types:

Disgraced Theranos CEO Elizabeth Holmes has been rebuffed in her attempt to stay out of federal prison while she appeals her conviction for the fraud she committed while overseeing a blood-testing scam that exposed Silicon Valley’s dark side.

In an 11-page ruling issued late Monday, U.S. District Judge Edward Davila concluded there wasn't compelling enough evidence to allow Holmes to remain free on bail while her lawyers try to persuade an appeals court that alleged misconduct during her four-month trial led to an unjust verdict.

The judge’s decision means Holmes, 39, will have to surrender to authorities April 27 to start the more than 11-year prison sentence that Davila imposed in November....

Holmes could still file another appeal of Davila's latest ruling, a maneuver her co-conspirator at Theranos — Ramesh “Sunny” Balwani — successfully used to delay his scheduled March 16 date to begin a nearly 13-year prison sentence. But the Ninth Circuit Court of Appeals last week rejected that appeal, and Balwani is now scheduled to report to a Southern California prison on April 20.

Davila has recommended Holmes serve her sentence in a Bryan, Texas, prison. It hasn’t yet been publicly confirmed if that will be the facility where she reports.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 11 April 2023 23:33 (two years ago)

I can't imagine how she's paying her lawyers.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Tuesday, 11 April 2023 23:35 (two years ago)

I don't know a whole bunch about this case, but 11 years seems a little long... but she may only serve three or four of those

Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 11 April 2023 23:36 (two years ago)

I mean, it was a massive fraud, which yeah, usually gets you three or four years.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Tuesday, 11 April 2023 23:39 (two years ago)

xxp it’s unclear whether they married but she’s been with a hotel heir, engaged since early 2019, two kids

mh, Wednesday, 12 April 2023 00:43 (two years ago)

while going through a16z's massive list of portfolio companies i found that they invested in what appears to be some sort of rent-an-egirl service pic.twitter.com/WcuVtUyqnN

— Molly White (@molly0xFFF) April 11, 2023

lag∞n, Wednesday, 12 April 2023 00:58 (two years ago)

oh yeah sure

mh, Wednesday, 12 April 2023 02:08 (two years ago)

https://www.ktvu.com/news/emeryville-man-arrested-in-connection-with-stabbing-death-of-cash-app-exec-bob-lee

hmm so the crime that was supposed to be an example of SF lawlessness and crime actually might have been an inside job?

, Thursday, 13 April 2023 17:07 (two years ago)

yeah, looks like it was techbro-on-techbro violence, at least initially

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 13 April 2023 17:10 (two years ago)

tbh it completely makes sense that the tech to class would be afraid of itself

castanuts (DJP), Thursday, 13 April 2023 17:18 (two years ago)

this is the most predictable thing violent crime tends not to be random, which is something all tough on crime hysterics refuse to learn since it undercuts their whole thing of not wanting to see the homeless people that the system they benefit from creates

lag∞n, Thursday, 13 April 2023 17:26 (two years ago)

some weird resonance tho that the app he built is used a lot for crime

lag∞n, Thursday, 13 April 2023 17:27 (two years ago)

the gossip I heard at a kid's bday party (!) last weekend was...

Bob--who may or may not be married (ie separated/estranged)--was having an affair with his colleague/killer's wife/partner/girlfriend and the colleague put an end to that. Also that the Millenium Tower was somehow involved as a scene but that was 2 blocks away from the stabbing incident. this is all gossip so treat as such 🤫

citation needed (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 13 April 2023 17:36 (two years ago)

Is Michelle Tandler gathering a posse for the tech bro?

papal hotwife (milo z), Thursday, 13 April 2023 17:51 (two years ago)

honestly the people who thought this was a random act of violence suck at watching and learned from all the crime shows (that they probably also watch, I am sure as educated white people we watch similar content) ... were there any signs of robbery? Attempted robbery? ... No. ... If it had been a random thing ... stabbing a well-dressed white dude ... the motive would have been money. Why else kill a guy like that? Not obviously a robbery ... then it was most likely an acquaintance. They really need to pay more attention to the Nordic Noir, etc.

sarahell, Friday, 14 April 2023 16:56 (two years ago)

Details emerging... it's even more pedestrian than earlier expected:

https://www.ktvu.com/news/alleged-bob-lee-killer-drove-victim-to-secluded-area-stabbed-him-with-kitchen-knife

Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 14 April 2023 20:58 (two years ago)

Salute to redditor DonaldRudolpho for turning the r/spacex subreddit into a roiling mass of cope and seethe with these basic factual observations pic.twitter.com/C9PGQ5Cydl

— E.W. Niedermeyer (@Tweetermeyer) April 22, 2023

chihuahuau, Sunday, 23 April 2023 09:10 (two years ago)

CEO of Quora, I discovered, after initially assuming it was some random blue tick teenager coming up with this drivel

AI is going to enable the creation and enforcement of laws 1000x as complex as we have today. This is mostly a good thing.

— Adam D'Angelo (@adamdangelo) April 22, 2023

Alba, Sunday, 23 April 2023 18:52 (two years ago)

Hear me out. What if the legislation was a blockchain?

This machine bores fascism (PBKR), Sunday, 23 April 2023 19:40 (two years ago)

haha

Perverted By Linguiça (sleeve), Sunday, 23 April 2023 20:02 (two years ago)

I hate to be ageist or whatever but when did that guy last update his profile pic because he’s 38

also I need to update my profile pics

mh, Sunday, 23 April 2023 22:29 (two years ago)

ok I looked it up and that’s a better shot

if I were a SV entrepreneur I’d perhaps spend a pittance for a barber and stylist to floof me before my widely-disseminated pics. I am not so I regularly look like crap

mh, Sunday, 23 April 2023 22:33 (two years ago)

Let’s check in on how dating is going in the tech community pic.twitter.com/4o6V8M3FDw

— BuccoCapital Guy (@buccocapital) April 24, 2023

mookieproof, Monday, 24 April 2023 02:51 (two years ago)

Finally, a practical use for ai; making laws 1000x more complex...

m0stly clean (Slowsquatch), Monday, 24 April 2023 03:20 (two years ago)

Funnel diagrams are so badly named; the entire point of a funnel is to ENSURE that everything you put in on top also makes it to the bottom.

anatol_merklich, Monday, 24 April 2023 11:30 (two years ago)

really wish the quora ceo thread had dropped in time for last week’s read max post

, Monday, 24 April 2023 14:09 (two years ago)

two weeks pass...

we should shut down the postal service & reallocate the budget & real estate for mental health services and facilities that are free for all Americans

— @jason (@Jason) May 8, 2023

, Tuesday, 9 May 2023 00:36 (one year ago)

That guy has a fetish for getting yelled at for his stupid takes I think.

papal hotwife (milo z), Tuesday, 9 May 2023 00:42 (one year ago)

I saw that one in the context of someone’s QT calling him a dumb motherfucker and otm

mh, Tuesday, 9 May 2023 05:21 (one year ago)

who is this guy and why do people engage with him?

sarahell, Tuesday, 9 May 2023 16:26 (one year ago)

minor figure who made some money in the blog rush by selling off a completely inconsequential set of websites, then got in on a private Uber offering and made a bunch of money

he and another dude have some obnoxious SV/VC podcast. Elon had both of them sitting around at the twitter offices coming up with ideas, which makes no sense as he's not an ideas guy

also, all the other people from blog media back in the day (movabletype/sixapart/etc) peeps love to dunk on him for being a dumbass

mh, Tuesday, 9 May 2023 16:30 (one year ago)

per my quick research, "weblogs inc" was basically trying to be a network like gawker media but was really just a package of a bunch of sites, only a couple of which got any traffic, that was then bounced between AOL, Yahoo, etc.

mh, Tuesday, 9 May 2023 16:34 (one year ago)

A lot of what's wrong with everything in this thread can be chalked up to the fact that silicon valley is disproportionately dominated by 20-somethings, 20-somethings are already fucking idiots, and these particular 20-somethings are arrogant idiots because they went to Stanford and/or built some dumb app that made them easy money.

It's also a lot of why I'm not sanguine about AI development

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Tuesday, 9 May 2023 16:36 (one year ago)

@jason is the author of the canonical "get rich quick investing in early stage startups" book https://www.amazon.com/Angel-Invest-Technology-Startups-Timeless-Investor/dp/0062560700

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 9 May 2023 16:54 (one year ago)

he was a regular on this bad tech podcast i used to listen to when i didn’t know any better (this week in tech), was always promoting something called ‘mahalo.com’

, Tuesday, 9 May 2023 17:00 (one year ago)

20-somethings are already fucking idiots

i was not an idiot in my 20s ...

sarahell, Tuesday, 9 May 2023 17:14 (one year ago)

oh god I used to listen to this week in tech too, way back in the digg.com days! one day they covered something in the news that I actually knew something about and they were clueless about it, but making all these sweeping statements that sounded like they knew something. which made me think that if they were this ignorant about something I knew about, what about all the stuff I didn't know about? so I stopped listening.

( X '____' )/ (zappi), Tuesday, 9 May 2023 17:15 (one year ago)

when i was in my 20s i worked corporate AV for meetings and conferences, including a number of silicon valley tech ones ... most of the tech people treated me (and other venue staff) like "the help" and were assholes

sarahell, Tuesday, 9 May 2023 17:17 (one year ago)

its not really true that sv is dominated by 20 somethings for instance the guy were discussing @jason is certainly not in his 20s, although he may have been at one point

lag∞n, Tuesday, 9 May 2023 17:20 (one year ago)

most people that are over 30 have been in their 20s at some point?

sarahell, Tuesday, 9 May 2023 17:28 (one year ago)

oh god I used to listen to this week in tech too, way back in the digg.com days! one day they covered something in the news that I actually knew something about and they were clueless about it, but making all these sweeping statements that sounded like they knew something. which made me think that if they were this ignorant about something I knew about, what about all the stuff I didn't know about? so I stopped listening.

― ( X '____' )/ (zappi), Tuesday, May 9, 2023 1:15 PM (five minutes ago)

haha yeah it kinda sucked. they had a magician guy on there who was also a rabid libertarian, which kinda makes sense. and this old guy john dvorak who would always complain about government regulation. SV brainworms to the core

, Tuesday, 9 May 2023 17:29 (one year ago)

most people that are over 30 have been in their 20s at some point?

― sarahell, Tuesday, May 9, 2023 1:28 PM (two minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

idk im not like a age scientist really

lag∞n, Tuesday, 9 May 2023 17:30 (one year ago)

age science vs. hipster studies

sarahell, Tuesday, 9 May 2023 17:32 (one year ago)

which way western man

lag∞n, Tuesday, 9 May 2023 17:34 (one year ago)

Most magicians are libertarians though.

pplains, Tuesday, 9 May 2023 17:34 (one year ago)

John Dvorak! I haven't seen that name since I used to read my father's copies of PC Magazine in the 90s.

blatherskite, Tuesday, 9 May 2023 17:40 (one year ago)

remember when there were two magician movies

sarahell, Tuesday, 9 May 2023 17:41 (one year ago)

john dvorak, robert scoble

lag∞n, Tuesday, 9 May 2023 17:43 (one year ago)

oh robert x cringely

lag∞n, Tuesday, 9 May 2023 17:46 (one year ago)

A lot of what's wrong with everything in this thread can be chalked up to the fact that silicon valley is disproportionately dominated by 20-somethings

there might be startups mostly staffed with people in their 20s but very few are started by people in their 20s these days, if they ever were

mh, Tuesday, 9 May 2023 18:32 (one year ago)

I think this quote from one of the AirBnb founders kind of sums it up

You know, when we were in Y Combinator, Paul Graham said, “Make something that people want. Make something for yourself.” And the problem is once you get really successful, you stop becoming the customer. And I mean, I can’t make products just for 41-year-old tech founders. That’s not a really big market. So I’ve gotta make sure I remember the 26-year-old me that didn’t have a lot of money when I started the company.

I think a lot of the people pitching who are younger are doing so in a way that attracts the attention of 50-something VCs and 40-something tech founders who now live very different lives than they did in their 20s.

mh, Tuesday, 9 May 2023 20:19 (one year ago)

And I mean, I can’t make products just for 41-year-old tech founders. That’s not a really big market.

at one point i was somehow on a list for a company that offered "private plane sharing" ... speaking of products for 41-year-old tech founders.

sarahell, Tuesday, 9 May 2023 22:17 (one year ago)

"founder" is such a shitty word - way too grandiose

Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 9 May 2023 22:26 (one year ago)

John Dvorak! I haven't seen that name since I used to read my father's copies of PC Magazine in the 90s.

― blatherskite

remember when penn gillette wrote a column for pc magazine and mostly used it to be creepily obsessed with uma thurman

Kate (rushomancy), Tuesday, 9 May 2023 22:26 (one year ago)

eww

lag∞n, Tuesday, 9 May 2023 22:27 (one year ago)

"founder" is such a shitty word - way too grandiose

― Andy the Grasshopper

i think it's more that we accord founders more respect than they're due. anybody can have an idea - it takes the exploited working classes to make that idea work

Kate (rushomancy), Tuesday, 9 May 2023 22:28 (one year ago)

I got an ad for classes on “building your founder brand.”

They managed to make the word worse.

papal hotwife (milo z), Tuesday, 9 May 2023 22:42 (one year ago)

"Founder" works when your company has been built up, retrospectively - no one can deny that Colonel Harlan Sanders was the founder of KFC

But he didn't use that term when he opened his first roadside chicken shack

Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 9 May 2023 22:47 (one year ago)

anybody can have an idea - it takes the exploited working classes to make that idea work

uh, sometimes the person with the idea is the one that makes the idea work ... like it is not impossible for someone to have ideas and actually do work ... even though much organizational theory (and practice) doesn't find that efficient.

sarahell, Tuesday, 9 May 2023 22:53 (one year ago)

most founders work alone, they aren't reliant on anyone else's work at all

ꙮ (map), Tuesday, 9 May 2023 23:00 (one year ago)

speaking of exploitation etc., I only just learned about Alexander Wang (noted above as coiner of "botsexual," and who is, btw, in his 20s) and Scale AI, which it seems operates a glorified human clickbot farm to "train" AI on data.

https://www.linkedin.com/pulse/how-alexandr-wang-turned-army-clickworkers-ai-unicorn/

"“We’re the picks and shovels in the generative AI gold rush,” says Wang, who briefly became the world’s youngest self-made billionaire after Scale was awarded a $7.3 billion valuation in 2021. His clients now include the U.S. Department of Defense and OpenAI.
But that success was not built entirely on silicon. It also took a human army: some 240,000 people in Kenya, the Philippines and Venezuela work for Remotasks, a subsidiary Scale doesn’t mention in its marketing materials. This vast, outsourced workforce performs a rudimentary task crucial to AI, labeling the data used to train it.

https://scontent.fewr1-6.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/344875914_780645436716335_7579604316754725664_n.jpg?stp=dst-jpg_p180x540&_nc_cat=103&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=730e14&_nc_ohc=VtVhMpSEpWEAX_H4yJ4&_nc_ht=scontent.fewr1-6.fna&oh=00_AfBPhWG857GX36mIOaoO2dfU6YfpbvmdMXsmX3rtcL4LUA&oe=645F2EBF
(amazing layout/juxtaposition choice)

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Tuesday, 9 May 2023 23:08 (one year ago)

this was a storyline in the tv show Silicon Valley iirc?

sarahell, Tuesday, 9 May 2023 23:14 (one year ago)

I think it was a storyline in Capital too

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Wednesday, 10 May 2023 00:42 (one year ago)

Marx was a dope ass showrunner

sarahell, Wednesday, 10 May 2023 00:59 (one year ago)

seize the means of production: lights, camera, and direct action baby

slai gorgeous-alexander (m bison), Wednesday, 10 May 2023 01:56 (one year ago)

"founder" is such a shitty word - way too grandiose

victory is life

mookieproof, Wednesday, 10 May 2023 02:45 (one year ago)

New frontiers in the ignorance grindset. If you’re already one of the dimmest guys alive are you just going to rest on your laurels? No, you’re going to get out there and innovate the paid to be a dipshit space in ways that are frankly startling. Work harder to not get smarter. pic.twitter.com/anIXiWHRUF

— Huge Mantis (@HugeMantis) May 12, 2023

chihuahuau, Saturday, 13 May 2023 12:37 (one year ago)

extremely gratifying

rip Doyle Brunson - here is when he totally destroyed Jason Calacanis for $100k https://t.co/JPyqZPRRso

— John Ganz (@lionel_trolling) May 16, 2023

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 16 May 2023 19:11 (one year ago)

so funny that @jason is a long time high stake tv fish

lag∞n, Tuesday, 16 May 2023 19:26 (one year ago)

like once or twice just to play with the big boys is fine, tho personally i would rather not do it on tv, but he was on those shows for years

lag∞n, Tuesday, 16 May 2023 19:27 (one year ago)

lol

and some of the truest words ever spoken about poker pic.twitter.com/Q5jq5xh0JO

— John Ganz (@lionel_trolling) May 16, 2023

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 16 May 2023 19:34 (one year ago)

lol yeah I hadn't put 2 and 2 together that Jason Calacanis was THAT guy

as much as I despise some of this shit I will give crypto some credit in that it's kind of kept poker alive and well these last 7-8 years. one site I'm on lets you do NFT profile pictures which I think is a great feature because not only are these players always awful they tilt extremely frequently. so it's nice to be album to identify them so easily

frogbs, Tuesday, 16 May 2023 19:40 (one year ago)

he didn't use that term when he opened his first roadside chicken shack

He did, however, use the appellation "Colonel" unironically.

(Yes, I know, he was actually a "Kentucky Colonel," but come on now, he sold shitty fried chicken.)

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Tuesday, 16 May 2023 19:44 (one year ago)

I remember hearing that Harlan Sanders had some policy that no one would ever be turned away for lack of money, but of course the company quietly dropped that philanthropic gesture when he sold it

He then went on to talk shit about their newly formulated gravy in public, quite forcefully

Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 16 May 2023 19:57 (one year ago)

lol - in the 19th century "a Kentucky Colonel" meant an unofficial self-awarded military title.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Tuesday, 16 May 2023 20:27 (one year ago)

And that's that:

https://www.cnn.com/2023/05/17/tech/elizabeth-holmes-bid-denied/index.html

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 18 May 2023 02:41 (one year ago)

I can't imagine listening to her make that extremely self-serving statement to the court just before her sentencing and anyone believing a single word of it.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Thursday, 18 May 2023 05:17 (one year ago)

all timer pic.twitter.com/1Ub2cbqvqF

— sclv (@sclv) May 29, 2023



😃

mh, Monday, 29 May 2023 22:34 (one year ago)

Presented without comment:

The founder of a fledgling app says that San Francisco’s tech scene is afraid of sex, or at least the word “sex.”

Elizabeth Dell, the founder and CEO of the romance and sex app Amorus — an app that gamifies sexting for long-term couples — is accusing Andreessen Horowitz (also known as a16z) — the wildly influential tech venture capital firm based in Menlo Park — of hiding her successful sex tech mixer during San Francisco Tech Week.

Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 2 June 2023 17:51 (one year ago)

hiding her successful sex tech mixer during San Francisco Tech Week

these words arent in the bible

lag∞n, Friday, 2 June 2023 17:53 (one year ago)

Oh it gets rich:

“Part of this is to build community among the sex tech community, but part of this is also to bring this community to the wider tech community,” Dell said. “… Just like prop tech [real estate and property technology] or space tech or fintech [financial technology] or whatever, I want sex tech on the list.”

Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 2 June 2023 18:02 (one year ago)

IDK, pretty sure porn is pretty well established in the wider tech community

Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 2 June 2023 18:03 (one year ago)

It's not cheating if you fuck a robot.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Friday, 2 June 2023 18:04 (one year ago)

https://i0.wp.com/relationshipchief.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/05/2023-05-17-09.30.08.jpg

Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 2 June 2023 18:08 (one year ago)

EMERGENCY EYEWASH STATION

broken breakbeat (sleeve), Friday, 2 June 2023 18:11 (one year ago)

Must be AI, Musk would never kiss a black robot.

Tsar Bombadil (James Morrison), Saturday, 3 June 2023 03:37 (one year ago)

I hope that’s Michael Dell’s fail daughter.

papal hotwife (milo z), Saturday, 3 June 2023 04:43 (one year ago)

lol if it's successful it would be something that would be used mostly by non long-term couples tbh

sarahell, Saturday, 3 June 2023 22:39 (one year ago)

Are those midjourney or real? Either answer is kind of terrifying.

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Monday, 5 June 2023 01:40 (one year ago)

Execs at OneTaste, SF ‘orgasmic meditation’ startup, indicted by feds

Leaders at OneTaste, the once-celebrated and celebrity-endorsed “orgasmic meditation” startup founded in San Francisco, now face conspiracy charges connected to treatment that officials allege was sexual and psychological abuse and intimidation against OneTaste's clients, many of whom had come to the startup to heal from sexual trauma.

Nicole Daedone, OneTaste’s founder and former CEO, and Rachel Cherwitz, the company’s former head of sales, face charges of forced labor conspiracy in connection to their leadership of the company. Cherwitz, a Mendocino County resident, was arrested in San Francisco Tuesday, according to the Justice Department; Daedone is still at large.

https://www.sfgate.com/tech/article/onetaste-leaders-charged-with-conspiracy-18141101.php

citation needed (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 8 June 2023 02:15 (one year ago)

The Netflix documentary on that was pretty nuts.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 8 June 2023 02:24 (one year ago)

I had almost forgotten about that place! I remember when it opened and was advertising everywhere and ... I don't think anyone I know did not see some sort of red flag or another, just in the way it marketed itself.

sarahell, Thursday, 8 June 2023 17:58 (one year ago)

three weeks pass...

Music won’t require personal musicians in fifteen years and your favorite “artist” will be a personal algorithm, though you will still have your favorite generic public celebrity musicians

— Vinod Khosla (@vkhosla) June 29, 2023

mookieproof, Saturday, 1 July 2023 16:14 (one year ago)

Everyone's fave band, The Algorithmics.

rick james, critical moralist (Hunt3r), Saturday, 1 July 2023 16:18 (one year ago)

Nothing but the greatest respect for AI Lennox

the best minds of my generation destroyed by woke (Bananaman Begins), Saturday, 1 July 2023 16:44 (one year ago)

🐦[Music won’t require personal musicians in fifteen years and your favorite “artist” will be a personal algorithm, though you will still have your favorite generic public celebrity musicians
— Vinod Khosla (@vkhosla) June 29, 2023🕸]🐦


I myself do not have any “personal musicians”, can’t afford it on a local-government bureaucrat salary.

Crabber B. Munson (Boring, Maryland), Saturday, 1 July 2023 17:54 (one year ago)

Everyone's fave band, The Algorithmics.

― rick james, critical moralist (Hunt3r)

Nothing but the greatest respect for AI Lennox

― the best minds of my generation destroyed by woke (Bananaman Begins)

Yer 'Rythmics

nickn, Sunday, 2 July 2023 01:03 (one year ago)

Music won’t require personal musicians in fifteen years

uh, if you're willing to include very bad music, then music doesn't require a person right now, so that's hardly a 'prediction'.

your favorite “artist” will be a personal algorithm, though you will still have your favorite generic public celebrity musicians

i quickly lost count of how many ways that is wrong

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Sunday, 2 July 2023 01:27 (one year ago)

'Personal musicians' though, sad to hear people won't employ their own troupes of lute playing minstrels in the future

the best minds of my generation destroyed by woke (Bananaman Begins), Sunday, 2 July 2023 11:36 (one year ago)

I have a 20 piece string orchestra a la Louis XVI to serenade my soupers.

Crabber B. Munson (Boring, Maryland), Sunday, 2 July 2023 13:23 (one year ago)

ain't gonna work on Vinod's farm no more

sarahell, Sunday, 2 July 2023 16:41 (one year ago)

Haha

official representative of Roku's Basketshit in at least one alternate u (lukas), Sunday, 2 July 2023 17:25 (one year ago)

it's here, the flying car is here, finally

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4QaTwebs5nY

Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 7 July 2023 22:13 (one year ago)

the True Believers are willing to believe

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Friday, 7 July 2023 22:24 (one year ago)

According to 1970's Andy, this should've dropped around 1982

Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 7 July 2023 22:26 (one year ago)

Whatever you think of them otherwise Zuckerberg seems like a much more interesting guy than Musk. Pro-natalism, media criticism, pro space colonisation etc are milquetoast things you'd pick up in SF tech circles. Zuck is like, no I'm not into that, I'm a Roman emperor actually.

— Mike Bird (@Birdyword) July 8, 2023

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Saturday, 8 July 2023 16:43 (one year ago)

this guy is endlessly amazing to me

I’d ask you what you think, but I really don’t care 🫶🏻 pic.twitter.com/k77rbk2b3M

— Zero (@bryan_johnson) July 2, 2023

does he actually think this is a look worth spending millions of dollars a month on?

request that user map weighs in on the whole mormanism of it!

mookieproof, Wednesday, 12 July 2023 03:55 (one year ago)

also what the absolute fuck is that shirt

mookieproof, Wednesday, 12 July 2023 03:57 (one year ago)

He has a store brand Willem Dafoe vibe.

papal hotwife (milo z), Wednesday, 12 July 2023 04:37 (one year ago)

Um “i want to show u nips but i’m skeered? here’s mischevious armpit adjacent holes!”?

rick james, critical moralist (Hunt3r), Wednesday, 12 July 2023 08:57 (one year ago)

full body lasering nbd

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 12 July 2023 09:34 (one year ago)

That guy kills me because he absolutely looks great for 60 but obviously as we all keep hearing is 45. Spend a million dollars on fun (and normal shirts) my guy

she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Wednesday, 12 July 2023 11:31 (one year ago)

https://www.anildash.com/2023/07/07/vc-qanon/

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 14 July 2023 19:12 (one year ago)

from the Krugman link:

One sad but true fact of life is that most of the time conventional wisdom and expert opinion are right; yet there can be big personal and social payoffs to finding the places where they’re wrong.

weird that he doesn't include "financial" payoffs ... like short-selling ... which is perhaps the most obvious example (ok maybe that's just me) of a "payoff" from being contrarian

sarahell, Monday, 17 July 2023 16:58 (one year ago)

i was hoping that the oppenheimer movie would inspire a generation of kids to be physicists but it really missed the mark on that.

let's get that movie made!

(i think the social network managed to do this for startup founders.)

— Sam Altman (@sama) July 22, 2023

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 24 July 2023 20:26 (one year ago)

after having seen that tweet too many times, I think the bit of the calculus missed is these dudes are really seeing "very socially awkward, dickish guy overcomes some problems and meets some cool guys and is now a real life billionaire with lots of power. he's got a wife and kids, even"

to an extent they're not wrong. not a lot of billionaires out there who didn't screw people over and have a laissez-faire attitude about the personal information and property of others

mh, Monday, 24 July 2023 20:30 (one year ago)

it's hard to argue for the intended of message of the movie being "you didn't get it, mark. and you'll never get it" when the main character of the movie is an irl person who has never really had to understand that bit of social interaction and seems to be doing pretty ok irl

mh, Monday, 24 July 2023 20:32 (one year ago)

Idk that last scene with him alone at a laptop was by far the most memorable for me.

official representative of Roku's Basketshit in at least one alternate u (lukas), Monday, 24 July 2023 20:55 (one year ago)

I'm just confused about the timing of the Social Network influencing people to be start-up founders. Like didn't Social Network come out AFTER like the 2nd dot.com crash? I feel like there'd been plenty of excitement and booms of startup founding before that movie.

dan selzer, Monday, 24 July 2023 21:23 (one year ago)

The explanation is simple; that dude is dumm

the new drip king (DJP), Monday, 24 July 2023 23:07 (one year ago)

in my limited experience, this shit really didn’t take off until after 2010: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Startup_accelerator

there was always a hook-up between VC and startup founders but the idea you could just want to start a company, have no idea what you want to start, and then hook up with some people at an incubator hit its stride after that. and if you manage to hit on half an idea that people like, you pivot the whole company to doing that

I have a former coworker who worked at one that had an interesting, if very niche, idea. Within a year, they’d ditched that plan completely and were doing “something new!” which appeared to be shuffling papers around while burning the rest of their seed money so he quit to get a job somewhere that actually did something

the whole thing kind of killed a lot of new ideas that would have organically grown into businesses in that you’re not demonstrating that you have an audience, you’re demonstrating you have an idea that VC types would like. so we get an endless stream of “X, but online” and “uber but for Y”

mh, Monday, 24 July 2023 23:08 (one year ago)

Also, and I haven't seen the movie yet, but said physicist created a horrific weapon that instantly vaporized hundreds of thousands of innocent people and lived out his days in regret, so I'm not sure this particular physicist would be the one to motivate the kids to enter the field, IDK

Andy the Grasshopper, Monday, 24 July 2023 23:21 (one year ago)

but if he was in SV he’d have cashed out his stock options after the bomb was a success and he could ponder his morality in a really sweet house

mh, Monday, 24 July 2023 23:23 (one year ago)

oppenheimer as angel investor in OPPENHEIMER 2 and he’s funding all kinds of zany ideas and his sole question at the pitch meeting is “this one doesn’t kill people, it just makes their daily lives slightly worse?”

mh, Monday, 24 July 2023 23:25 (one year ago)

There's not a whole lot of difference between an accelerated VC tech startup incubator and The Manhattan Project.

Elvis Telecom, Tuesday, 25 July 2023 12:12 (one year ago)

lol

mh, Tuesday, 25 July 2023 16:05 (one year ago)

a lot of the success of the Project wasn't just due to the "brilliant guy" but the fact that the government conscripted a bunch of math / science / engineering workers to do a lot of tedious work ... this was something I was talking to a friend about, both of us had relatives that were basically "the extras" doing a bunch of computations and calculations (some who weren't entirely clear on what they were working on exactly, just like "analyze this data for us")

sarahell, Tuesday, 25 July 2023 19:27 (one year ago)

it takes a village to destroy two cities

Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 25 July 2023 19:31 (one year ago)

xp back when "computer" was a job description and not something you used on the job

mh, Tuesday, 25 July 2023 19:52 (one year ago)

it takes a village to destroy two cities


can we talk about this? am i the only one who finds the idea of a film that might make Oppenheimer sympathetic totally and utterly insane?

butt dumb tight my boners got boners (the table is the table), Tuesday, 25 July 2023 20:57 (one year ago)

haven’t seen it but i think he might agree

part of me thinks that until ppl recognize what the what was— monstrous, full of fear, and under the fatigue the monstrous behavior preceding it— maybe they’re less prepared to say “no.”

the other parts of me (most) say ppl are not wired for any insights to reach them in time to change anything. only raw fear of m.a.d. has any decisional weight

toenail fungus (Hunt3r), Wednesday, 26 July 2023 12:13 (one year ago)

you’re not demonstrating that you have an audience, you’re demonstrating you have an idea that VC types would like. so we get an endless stream of “X, but online” and “uber but for Y”

― mh, Monday, July 24, 2023

"uber, but for Y (and not a pyramid scheme)"

poster of sparks (rogermexico.), Thursday, 27 July 2023 02:45 (one year ago)

am i the only one who finds the idea of a film that might make Oppenheimer sympathetic totally and utterly insane?

I do not share that perspective. Oppenheimer was acting during wartime and the war was being fought on a "total war" basis in the sense Clausewitz employed that term. It was also clear that a fission bomb of enormous power was possible and this possibility was known to the enemy who was violently attempting to impose total domination and surrender upon you and your compatriots. That enemy also had quite sophisticated physicists capable of discovering how to build such a bomb and there were clear indications that such work was being pursued. Beyond those bare obvious facts, nothing else was known about the state of the enemy's ability to produce that bomb.

By the time Germany was defeated, work on the US fission bomb was far advanced and nearing completion. The war with Japan was still fiercely contested. Oppenheimer was under military auspices and had he declined to carry the project to completion another physicist would have been appointed to take his place and the work would have been done anyway. It was not in his hands to stop any of it. Focusing solely on him as if he were indispensable and in control of the outcome is counter to the facts. He was genuinely torn by a moral dilemma such as few humans have faced. Sympathy for his untenable set of choices is not insane.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Thursday, 27 July 2023 03:36 (one year ago)

FDR dies 12 april 1945 and VP the table is the table (who nailed down pennsylvania in the '44 election) becomes president

what happens next

mookieproof, Thursday, 27 July 2023 05:32 (one year ago)

Oppenheimer was under military auspices and had he declined to carry the project to completion another physicist would have been appointed to take his place and the work would have been done anyway.

How is this in any way an argument for carrying on? "If this horrible thing is going to happen anyway at least I'll get the credit"?

Daniel_Rf, Thursday, 27 July 2023 08:59 (one year ago)

Sorry, that’s an absolute bullshit argument, Aimless.

butt dumb tight my boners got boners (the table is the table), Thursday, 27 July 2023 11:22 (one year ago)

Mostly because it doesn’t get at my question, which is whether we should feel sympathy for the historical figure of Oppenheimer, and how that feels totally insane to me. He was part of an apparatus, and he could have stepped away. He didn’t, and that should be damning, not something for fake liberals to wring their hands over, saying “he had untenable sets of choices.” fucking bullshit.

butt dumb tight my boners got boners (the table is the table), Thursday, 27 July 2023 11:26 (one year ago)

FDR dies 12 april 1945 and VP the table is the table (who nailed down pennsylvania in the '44 election) becomes president

what happens next


the implied apologism for atrocity is damning enough here, i’m not responding to this

butt dumb tight my boners got boners (the table is the table), Thursday, 27 July 2023 11:28 (one year ago)

vp the table is the table would presumably not have made it past 1944

difficult listening hour, Thursday, 27 July 2023 11:48 (one year ago)

(but have been pushed out in favor of an airhead who would immediately nuke a couple cities)

difficult listening hour, Thursday, 27 July 2023 11:51 (one year ago)

"Oppenheimer was under military auspices and had he declined to carry the project to completion another physicist would have been appointed to take his place and the work would have been done anyway."

Lol

xyzzzz__, Thursday, 27 July 2023 11:59 (one year ago)

Any old physicist will do.

Seriously, I think the question is whether the project would've been completed successfully but also on time.

xyzzzz__, Thursday, 27 July 2023 12:00 (one year ago)

vp the table is the table would presumably not have made it past 1944


You are correct

butt dumb tight my boners got boners (the table is the table), Thursday, 27 July 2023 12:06 (one year ago)

https://i.imgur.com/Gibn5SL.jpg

"Sorry, that’s an absolute bullshit argument, Aimless."

pplains, Thursday, 27 July 2023 12:47 (one year ago)

If Oppo had declined the military could've picked up a nuclear physicist off the streets.

Just like you can do with python programmers today.

xyzzzz__, Thursday, 27 July 2023 12:53 (one year ago)

it shouldn't really matter, there are plenty of positions where you do evil shit that are highly replaceable - if you decide not to take a job as a guard in a detention centre, say, you can be pretty sure someone else will get that position, but that's no moral justification for taking it.

Daniel_Rf, Thursday, 27 July 2023 14:45 (one year ago)

I mean, it's kinda like the thread about the anti-hero protagonist prestige TV "trend" ... you can sympathize somewhat because he is human and wasn't 100% monstrous since birth ... but, still ... is Germany going to come out with a prestige drama called Eichmann?

sarahell, Thursday, 27 July 2023 14:55 (one year ago)

"He engineered the final solution, but he paid the ultimate price!"

sarahell, Thursday, 27 July 2023 14:56 (one year ago)

How is this in any way an argument for carrying on? "If this horrible thing is going to happen anyway at least I'll get the credit"?

This didn't all take place in some theoretical, timeless storyland. It took place in a very specific time with a very different social reality, where fighting the war and crushing the enemy was seen by 98% of society as the only acceptable moral position. His thinking was that by retaining that moral credit for the work he'd done to make the project succeed he'd be in a position to use that credit to influence subsequent policy. If he'd walked away, he'd have become a pariah, viewed as a traitor or some incomprehensible fool whose opinions are automatically dismissed, an exile from any further involvement in how the existence of "the gadget" would shape the future.

I've personally met and talked with multiple WWII conscientious objectors (now all dead), because my father-in-law was one of them, and if you all think that walking away from the war effort was a simple, easy, obvious moral choice you have far too simple a view of that era. But I guess that makes me some kind of traitor or incomprehensible fool, whose opinions are automatically dismissed, so I have forfeited any influence I might have upon your thinking.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Thursday, 27 July 2023 15:46 (one year ago)

lol I have no illusions that it would be an easy decision to take, in fact I think that rather than your pariah scenario it'd have been much more likely that the US would've just had Oppie quietly killed. But that doesn't make it a morally complex choice.

Daniel_Rf, Thursday, 27 July 2023 16:22 (one year ago)

xpost to Aimless: My great grandfather was a fighter pilot in World War 1, wrote several major newspaper editorials against WW2 from a pacifist perspective, and then took a long walk off the Staten Island ferry in 1951 because he had what today would be called PTSD. I know the stakes. He wished he’d walked away, and I wish he had, too.

His daughter was arrested more than 50 times during her life for blocking and chaining herself to war recruitment offices and other anti-war protests.

But I’ve given this family history before. I don’t take the historical context for granted, and that you think I would is frankly kind of insulting, which is why I’m reacting the way I am.

butt dumb tight my boners got boners (the table is the table), Thursday, 27 July 2023 16:26 (one year ago)

you might even say oppenheimer was just following orders makes u think

Tracer Hand, Thursday, 27 July 2023 16:45 (one year ago)

it was not my intention to insult you ttitt. your defense of your position is now somewhat clearer, but when the earlier statement of your position was simply "that’s an absolute bullshit argument", it becomes very difficult to see the complex moral argument upon which you are basing that conclusion.

you might even say oppenheimer was just following orders makes u think

thinking is a good start, but you stopped too soon

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Thursday, 27 July 2023 17:14 (one year ago)

lol I have no illusions that it would be an easy decision to take, in fact I think that rather than your pariah scenario it'd have been much more likely that the US would've just had Oppie quietly killed. But that doesn't make it a morally complex choice.

― Daniel_Rf, Thursday, 27 July 2023 bookmarkflaglink

Depends on how many secrets he had. If he didn't touch the programme or joined the other side...some people do take the hard roads. Others do not.

xyzzzz__, Thursday, 27 July 2023 17:28 (one year ago)

But that doesn't make it a morally complex choice.

If you conceive of morality as an absolute and fixed set of values, unaffected by social consensus or particular circumstances, then no choices are morally complex. That kind of reductionist thinking about morality is very popular, not just among fundamentalists and ideologues, but humans in general. Simplicity is very seductive.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Thursday, 27 July 2023 17:37 (one year ago)

Perhaps what some of us are trying to say is “contributing to the invention of a genocide machine” isn’t a morally defensible choice?

I also reject the notion that absolute moral codes are always marked by a negative simplicity. It’s an argument that’s often meant to stifle or belittle those seeking redress and justice.

“Things are more nuanced than that!” Yeah, I’m positive that the hundreds of thousands dead in Japan and the Indigenous tribes whose land was stolen, bombed, and poisoned really care about these nuances.

butt dumb tight my boners got boners (the table is the table), Thursday, 27 July 2023 18:04 (one year ago)

You adduce some very important factors in considering the morality of the Manhattan Project. But if we are going to tabulate war atrocities as the index of morality I think the Nazis and Imperial Japanese military can contribute some factors to consider on the opposite side of the scales. I only got into this because you said that having any sympathy whatsoever for Robert Oppenheimer was "insane". Others have been comparing him Eichmann or other Nazi criminals. This is about as absolute a yardstick as I can imagine.

It seems unlikely any of us could withstand being measured by our complicity in national atrocities. This is not to deny them, but to point out that denying any sympathy at all for those enmeshed in a complex moral situation is to condemn ourselves in equal measure. Instead I see plenty of unearned righteousness in this discussion.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Thursday, 27 July 2023 18:23 (one year ago)

I have zero pretensions to righteousness, and I also do not encourage making a biopic featuring my moral dilemmas. But I will say Oppenheimer's complicity was somewhat more active than the average person's, in the 40's or now.

Daniel_Rf, Thursday, 27 July 2023 19:23 (one year ago)

I don't know this history particularly well, but I read this piece the other day and found it interesting:
https://www.vox.com/future-perfect/2023/7/22/23803380/j-robert-oppenheimer-film-movie-nuclear-weapons-manhattan-project-world-war-ii-christopher-nolan

I think it's worth reading in full, but this is relevant to the discussion:

How complicit was Oppenheimer? David Hawkins, Oppenheimer’s aide and the Manhattan Project’s official historian, claims that Groves told Oppenheimer at the end of 1943 that the Nazis had abandoned their attempt — and Oppenheimer shrugged. Oppenheimer dominated the ethical discussions among scientists in late 1944, as both the war and the race to the atomic bomb were nearing their end stages, arguing that scientists had no right to a louder voice than other citizens, and that if the war ended without nuclear use, the next war would be fought with nuclear weapons. Was Oppenheimer swept up by the same patriotic fervor that prompted him to have a colonel’s uniform tailored for himself? Was the bomb just too “technically sweet” for him to resist? It is unclear. Perhaps the best we can say in his defense was that Oppenheimer was chumped into doing it (to some extent), and inadvertently or not, he chumped the other scientists as well.

rob, Thursday, 27 July 2023 19:55 (one year ago)

Others have been comparing him Eichmann or other Nazi criminals. This is about as absolute a yardstick as I can imagine.

I don't think social consensus or particular circumstances were absent in the case of Eichmann and other nazis either, and you could well argue about the specific paths that lead each of those men down the roads they went. But current social consensus, imo rightfully, judges that once you've thrown your lot in with something as evil as the third reich these can only ever be explanations, not justifications. The question them becomes, is the launching of two atomic bombs also an evil where you should draw such a line? And I think yes, it is.

xpost

Daniel_Rf, Thursday, 27 July 2023 19:58 (one year ago)

It seems unlikely any of us could withstand being measured by our complicity in national atrocities. This is not to deny them, but to point out that denying any sympathy at all for those enmeshed in a complex moral situation is to condemn ourselves in equal measure. Instead I see plenty of unearned righteousness in this discussion.

― more difficult than I look (Aimless), Thursday, 27 July 2023 bookmarkflaglink

Sounds like you struggle with basic stuff.

xyzzzz__, Thursday, 27 July 2023 20:51 (one year ago)

Some people just would not want to build a destructive weapon under any circumstances whatsoever.

xyzzzz__, Thursday, 27 July 2023 20:53 (one year ago)

I guess, for me, it depends on how you define "sympathy"? Like there is a certain "pathos" to it, but at the same time I agree with Daniel's lines:

once you've thrown your lot in with something as evil as the third reich these can only ever be explanations, not justifications. The question them becomes, is the launching of two atomic bombs also an evil where you should draw such a line? And I think yes, it is.

sarahell, Friday, 28 July 2023 18:12 (one year ago)

it's kinda like watching "The Fog of War" and seeing the elderly Robert McNamara come to terms with the fucked up shit he did/was complicit in. I watched it once with my parents, and my mom explained her & my dad's response to the movie as, "Imagine watching Donald Rumsfeld or Dick Cheney be humble and apologetic years after the fact."

sarahell, Friday, 28 July 2023 18:16 (one year ago)

kind of easy for McNamara, since he would never face justice in the Hague or anything. Still, it's something.

Moritz von Oswald von Wolkenstein (Boring, Maryland), Friday, 28 July 2023 22:49 (one year ago)

Is Edward Teller in the movie? re: SV utopianism, his son is named Astro and is head of Google's moonshot division. He also wrote a really cringey AI chat SF novella a long time ago. I mean Astro did.

Philip Nunez, Friday, 28 July 2023 23:48 (one year ago)

ok I thought I missed something having seen Astro Teller speak at some college nerd thing in the early 2000s, but no

I only partially missed it, he’s the grandson of Edward Teller. I think I have a signed copy of his first book because, hey, it was a college nerd conference and I wanted something to grab other than the conference program. His entire career after that has been between nebulous and cringe

I looked him up recently and he co-wrote some book with his wife about marriage and divorce and I assume it’s some un-thinking junk about being swingers

mh, Friday, 28 July 2023 23:54 (one year ago)

it’s really funny when tech people think they’re ~subverting norms~ by proclaiming what they’re up to in their personal lives and it’s just like, no, it’s obnoxious and you can pretty much live however you like in most places and if you feel guilty about not wanting a picket fence house and 2.5 children and living on the straight and narrow, just don’t do that

I guess it’s affirming for people stuck in dead-end marriages or other conventional social problems but the SV people always make it seem like they’re the first to discover everything!

mh, Saturday, 29 July 2023 00:01 (one year ago)

Whoops! I guess I skipped a generation. I wonder if Oppenheimer has a grandson named Frontside-360-Ollie Oppenheimer who is head of GoPro.

re: swinging tech nerds, does the movie show Feynman organizing key swap parties when they're supposed to be physics-ing?

Philip Nunez, Saturday, 29 July 2023 00:05 (one year ago)

Such genius (his bail was indeed revoked)

https://www.reuters.com/legal/ftxs-bankman-fried-seeking-avoid-jail-due-back-court-2023-08-11/

Ned Raggett, Friday, 11 August 2023 19:34 (one year ago)

I need help confirming or denying a story:

Someone told me that in the old Uber offices Travis Kalanick set up what was effectively a "pacing" route, and he would constantly walk through this giant circle or figure eight, walking miles per day in these giant loops.

Accurate?

— Austen Allred (@Austen) August 11, 2023

“i need help confirming a story that this guy walked around the office”

just sayin, Friday, 11 August 2023 23:32 (one year ago)

the responses are even worse

just sayin, Friday, 11 August 2023 23:33 (one year ago)

Yes, 100% accurate. Used to sit near one of his turns and just marvel.

— Jordan Dickerson (creed/acc) (@Jordevant) August 11, 2023

papal hotwife (milo z), Saturday, 12 August 2023 00:38 (one year ago)

this is sadly a concept the d1lbert guy made fun of years ago, Management By Walking Around or MBWA

mh, Saturday, 12 August 2023 15:30 (one year ago)

"Tell me what you're working on! ... Good, good"

Tracer Hand, Saturday, 12 August 2023 16:01 (one year ago)

Slightly troubling article about a group of mysterious SV tech lords buying up a shitload of pretty worthless farm land near Travis Air Force base in Northern California

I think they plan to build a utopian city, and this is basically how we get from where we are to THX 1138

https://www.sfgate.com/bayarea/article/michael-moritz-solano-county-property-18331473.php

Andy the Grasshopper, Saturday, 26 August 2023 01:35 (one year ago)

the trueanon podcast just did an episode on “charter cities” and I have no idea how they’d work inside the US but I do not doubt they would try

mh, Saturday, 26 August 2023 03:02 (one year ago)

that said, walkable city with orchards and whatever sounds very nice but I also suspect, given some of the people involved, it’s a new take on a factory town

mh, Saturday, 26 August 2023 03:06 (one year ago)

work where you live! live where you work! shop at the coop, where you're the owner

Yeah, you're probably right

Andy the Grasshopper, Saturday, 26 August 2023 03:57 (one year ago)

https://www.thedailybeast.com/big-tech-billionaires-utopian-dreams-are-actually-dystopian-nightmares

“Big Tech Billionaires’ Utopian Dreams Are Actually Dystopian Nightmares”

Glower, Disruption & Pies (kingfish), Friday, 1 September 2023 23:29 (one year ago)

dang, who would have thought

sleepy bee (cat), Friday, 1 September 2023 23:58 (one year ago)

and congrats to the doofus who wrote the piece for being so obtuse that i'm still annoyed days later

As a conservative, I have long worried about the power of big government. But big tech’s domination in this scenario would be even more pervasive, and likely less responsive.

In some ways, these tech billionaires are already starting to supplant our government, partly because our government has retreated from big projects like space.

jfc

sleepy bee (cat), Wednesday, 6 September 2023 00:41 (one year ago)

ATLAS CRUSHED

mh, Wednesday, 6 September 2023 00:47 (one year ago)

I think they plan to build a utopian city, and this is basically how we get from where we are to THX 1138

https://i.imgur.com/h3ROuWm.png

https://californiaforever.com

because californiauberalles.com was already taken?

Alba, Wednesday, 6 September 2023 08:10 (one year ago)

Reminds me of this amazing podcast - https://www.npr.org/podcasts/890392491/california-city

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 6 September 2023 09:49 (one year ago)

xp the writing on that site is killing me. how many times can you write “good paying local jobs” — what a clunky phrase — and conspicuously refer to Travis Air Force Base?

mh, Wednesday, 6 September 2023 11:03 (one year ago)

xp that podcast is wild, thx.

you need magical thinking ay my name is david blaine (Hunt3r), Wednesday, 6 September 2023 14:11 (one year ago)

that website looks pretty hastily assembled, I guess they finally needed to go public with all the worry and speculation about that shell company

They tried something similar with nearby Mountain House, back in the 90's... and it's pretty much a bedroom/commuter community now, with people getting up at 5am to drive to the Bay. There really are no jobs there. Now the tech companies are demanding people come back to the office, so this new Fruitopia will likely just end up as another dull commuter suburb

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 6 September 2023 16:53 (one year ago)

the ruined sticks of the main street thoroughfare will make an excellent paintball terrain one day

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 6 September 2023 18:04 (one year ago)

warning, malarky alert:

Effective altruism put Bankman-Fried, who lived in a luxury compound in the Bahamas, “on a pedestal, as this Corolla-driving, beanbag-sleeping, earning-to-give monk, which was clearly false”, Kemp said.

https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2022/nov/20/sam-bankman-fried-longtermism-effective-altruism-future-fund

Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 12 September 2023 20:02 (one year ago)

https://www.wired.com/story/elon-musk-pcrm-neuralink-monkey-deaths/

chihuahuau, Wednesday, 20 September 2023 22:34 (one year ago)

According to Reuters, the agency’s major concerns involved the device’s lithium battery, as well the possibility that the implant’s wires might migrate to other parts of the brain. This May, the FDA gave the company approval for human trials.

at least they're not concerned about brain damage, extreme pain, and infection surounding implantation leads and tearing at leads.

you need magical thinking ay my name is david blaine (Hunt3r), Wednesday, 20 September 2023 23:48 (one year ago)

I encourage all Musk sycophants to step up for those trials.

beard papa, Thursday, 21 September 2023 21:48 (one year ago)

I think Musk should go first, to prove his confidence in the tech

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 21 September 2023 21:56 (one year ago)

he should go first with the monkeys administering the implants

sknybrg, Thursday, 21 September 2023 22:14 (one year ago)

two weeks pass...

have we discussed "e/acc" yet? it's like EA + fascism. you're going to love it.

https://effectiveaccelerationism.substack.com/p/repost-effective-accelerationism

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 11 October 2023 12:57 (one year ago)

xp no one tell SBF when Bayes was born

rob, Wednesday, 11 October 2023 13:04 (one year ago)

The same blog post where he criticizes Jane Austen for not letting her female characters have careers

jmm, Wednesday, 11 October 2023 13:24 (one year ago)

ever get the feeling that these guys didn't really balance their intellectual pursuits

ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Wednesday, 11 October 2023 14:23 (one year ago)

its funny how mad they are at having been made to read a book in some class once

lag∞n, Wednesday, 11 October 2023 14:24 (one year ago)

ms fernandez, you want me to decode the text of julius caesar? when i could *be* coding the next app to make a billy i could blow at caesar's? ~fuck u i wont dow hat u tell me~

oatly carmichael (m bison), Wednesday, 11 October 2023 14:28 (one year ago)

kind of funny to be criticizing influential works and not understanding past settings when your entire altruistic venture is supposedly about doing good things in the future, not today

what could that future landscape look like? beats me, maybe look at how people portrayed the world in writing in the past and compare it to what today is like

ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Wednesday, 11 October 2023 14:28 (one year ago)

why do that when you can just print flawless first principles analysis

lag∞n, Wednesday, 11 October 2023 14:31 (one year ago)

Original post: http://measuringshadowsblog.blogspot.com/2012/08/the-fetishization-of-old.html?m=1

jmm, Wednesday, 11 October 2023 14:31 (one year ago)

The problem is much more systemic than plays and violins and laws. Citizen Kane was finally unseated as the best film of all time and bumped to number two--still quite an achievement for an almost unwatchably empty film.

Now I'm curious to hear SBF's take on Jeanne Dielman

jmm, Wednesday, 11 October 2023 14:33 (one year ago)

what could that future landscape look like?

In the future, everyone will only have one sexbot but it will be configurable with infinite genders

the new drip king (DJP), Wednesday, 11 October 2023 16:05 (one year ago)

*removes Armie Hammer mask, sits back, waits for avalanche of VC money*

the new drip king (DJP), Wednesday, 11 October 2023 16:06 (one year ago)

you have two sexbots, and they just mess around with each other

nobody's going to have enough energy to actually engage with their sexbots after all those hours posting

ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Wednesday, 11 October 2023 18:16 (one year ago)

kind of funny to be criticizing influential works and not understanding past settings when your entire altruistic venture is supposedly about doing good things in the future, not today

It's axiomatic that this is the most important century, because they're alive in it reasons.

Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 11 October 2023 21:08 (one year ago)

https://pod.link/1544487624/episode/22f52bae6270a26d1ca342ef672355ea

Good pod from “What’s Left of Philosophy” about how Effective Altruism is complete horseshit

Glower, Disruption & Pies (kingfish), Wednesday, 11 October 2023 21:18 (one year ago)

silicon valley straight-up fascism

https://a16z.com/the-techno-optimist-manifesto

https://imgur.com/a/YOxOG2c

mookieproof, Tuesday, 17 October 2023 05:52 (one year ago)

https://i.imgur.com/jQ3Vh7Q.jpeg

mookieproof, Tuesday, 17 October 2023 05:53 (one year ago)

...apparently techvangelists don't understand how sharks work....

m0stly clean (Slowsquatch), Tuesday, 17 October 2023 06:28 (one year ago)

“Techno-Optimists believe that societies, like sharks, grow or die.”

Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 17 October 2023 07:27 (one year ago)

That’s why every shark you see is either the size of the Empire State Building or dead

Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 17 October 2023 07:28 (one year ago)

David Friedman points out that people only do things for other people for three reasons – love, money, or force

what an unsurprisingly reductivist view of things

Love doesn’t scale

???

behold the thump (ledge), Tuesday, 17 October 2023 07:44 (one year ago)

ctrl+f 'climate' - not found (markets will solve it, of course)

behold the thump (ledge), Tuesday, 17 October 2023 07:45 (one year ago)

Who gets more value from a new technology, the single company that makes it, or the millions or billions of people who use it to improve their lives? QED.

Should have gone with "Checkmate, losers" at the end there IMO

Critique of the Goth Programme (Neil S), Tuesday, 17 October 2023 11:03 (one year ago)

Patron Saints of Techno-Optimism
In lieu of detailed endnotes and citations, read the work of these people, and you too will become a Techno-Optimist.

...

John Galt

, Tuesday, 17 October 2023 12:47 (one year ago)

that he mentions Nick Land is enough to put this piece firmly in the “fash” camp

butt dumb tight my boners got boners (the table is the table), Tuesday, 17 October 2023 12:53 (one year ago)

i don't think you needed to make it all the way down there to draw that conclusion

, Tuesday, 17 October 2023 12:58 (one year ago)

lot of claims made about their essentialness to society by people who spent the last five years pushing computer money

lag∞n, Tuesday, 17 October 2023 13:01 (one year ago)

its pretty funny that most of these things are just corporate pr bs that not only pose no risk to tech companies but were in fact invented by them in order to give cover for whatever nasty stuff they were up to

“Our enemies are not bad people—but rather bad ideas,” he wrote in a post published on a16z’s website. “Our present society has been subjected to a mass demoralization campaign for six decades—against technology and against life—under varying names like ‘existential risk’, ‘sustainability’, ‘ESG’, ‘Sustainable Development Goals’, ‘social responsibility’, ‘stakeholder capitalism’, ‘Precautionary Principle’, ‘trust and safety’, ‘tech ethics’, ‘risk management”, ‘de-growth’, ‘the limits of growth’.”

lag∞n, Tuesday, 17 October 2023 13:06 (one year ago)

"morals" "scruples" "democracy"

il lavoro mi rovina la giornata (PBKR), Tuesday, 17 October 2023 13:15 (one year ago)

We believe the techno-capital machine of markets and innovation never ends, but instead spirals continuously upward.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HqjhHVUzl8o

Critique of the Goth Programme (Neil S), Tuesday, 17 October 2023 13:16 (one year ago)

whoda thunk a billionaire would have a life philosophy that puts him at the center of the universe? anyway, tax these people to oblivion and send them to the salt mines.

deep wubs and tribral rhythms (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, 17 October 2023 13:36 (one year ago)

Read between the lines: https://bengrosser.com/files/Techno-Optimist-Manifesto-Andreessen-redacted-by-Grosser.pdf [PDF link]

Elvis Telecom, Tuesday, 17 October 2023 23:15 (one year ago)

seeing more people with e/acc in bios on the few times I click on xitter and I know most of what that is based on prior knowledge but don’t want to know more

there has to be some way to clown these people in a targeted way that they specifically hate, right?

ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Tuesday, 17 October 2023 23:28 (one year ago)

have we discussed "e/acc" yet? it's like EA + fascism. you're going to love it.

https://effectiveaccelerationism.substack.com/p/repost-effective-accelerationism

― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, October 11, 2023 8:57 AM (six days ago) bookmarkflaglink

i'd just like to note that i have been otm in this thread

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 18 October 2023 01:32 (one year ago)

yes please let me know how to destroy them without having to read about them. can I just send $20 to a guy? I am very tired

ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Wednesday, 18 October 2023 03:04 (one year ago)

I never read much into that because the link reads like it’s a manifesto for the cause and not negative?

ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Wednesday, 18 October 2023 03:04 (one year ago)

effective accelerationism thats good stuff, rises above the typical hack dystpoia we usually get these days, almost pynchonian

lag∞n, Wednesday, 18 October 2023 03:16 (one year ago)

Yeah sorry that link is the actual manifesto

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 18 October 2023 03:42 (one year ago)

“xitter” is pronounced like “shitter” right

the new drip king (DJP), Wednesday, 18 October 2023 14:04 (one year ago)

correct

ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Wednesday, 18 October 2023 14:10 (one year ago)

yes please let me know how to destroy them without having to read about them. can I just send $20 to a guy? I am very tired


I think sending $20 to Gaza would upset them.

deep wubs and tribral rhythms (Boring, Maryland), Wednesday, 18 October 2023 14:33 (one year ago)

against technology and against life:
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/63/ESG_-_ESG_cover.jpg

mark s, Wednesday, 18 October 2023 17:06 (one year ago)

We believe the techno-capital machine of markets and innovation never ends, but instead spirals continuously upward.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-qvckVPKx-aI/TlR8hjbWdvI/AAAAAAAAAGc/yx1JiWk2rLA/s1600/dialectic+helix.jpg

Glower, Disruption & Pies (kingfish), Wednesday, 18 October 2023 20:46 (one year ago)

I'd love to see Ted Kaczynski's take on this manifesto, but alas - it's too late

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 18 October 2023 21:20 (one year ago)

ah very interesting

In the summer of 2021, Insider has learned, Thiel began providing information as a "confidential human source," or CHS, to Johnathan Buma, a Los Angeles-based FBI agent who specializes in investigating political corruption and foreign-influence campaigns.

https://www.businessinsider.com/peter-thiel-fbi-informant-charles-johnson-johnathan-buma-chs-genius-2023-10

lag∞n, Thursday, 19 October 2023 13:04 (one year ago)

i havent heard that name in a long time

Charles Johnson, a longtime associate of Thiel's and a notorious figure in the far-right movement that Thiel has subsidized for a decade, told Insider in a statement that he helped recruit the billionaire as an informant by introducing him to Buma.

lag∞n, Thursday, 19 October 2023 13:15 (one year ago)

Thiel was probably pissed that foreign investors were getting the deals he wanted to make and was going to try to rat them out

ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Thursday, 19 October 2023 15:22 (one year ago)

yeah hope we get more details re who exactly he was informing on

lag∞n, Thursday, 19 October 2023 15:24 (one year ago)

it will undoubtedly be something incredibly self-serving

ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Thursday, 19 October 2023 15:26 (one year ago)

re: https://www.businessinsider.com/peter-thiel-fbi-informant-charles-johnson-johnathan-buma-chs-genius-2023-10

Peter thiel: I’ve sent you two excel spreadsheet of power rankings of boys’ blood by both efficacy and terroir, race of course plays a large part in this but so of course does their upbringing

FBI handler: (distracted) okay, you sent me this last week

Thiel: this is updated

— Alex Degen (2023) (@atothe_d) October 19, 2023

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 19 October 2023 15:52 (one year ago)

lol

lag∞n, Thursday, 19 October 2023 16:17 (one year ago)

🧛

ꙮ (map), Thursday, 19 October 2023 16:31 (one year ago)

max otm

https://maxread.substack.com/p/techno-optimism-is-a-sign-of-vc-crisis

mookieproof, Saturday, 21 October 2023 22:10 (one year ago)

Meantime on the good ol' fashioned 'take the old guy for a ride' front

https://www.forbes.com/sites/davidjeans/2023/10/23/eric-schmidt-michelle-ritter-steel-perlot

Ned Raggett, Monday, 23 October 2023 17:15 (one year ago)

SBF about to take the stand!

https://www.nytimes.com/live/2023/10/26/business/sam-bankman-fried-ftx-trial

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 26 October 2023 18:00 (one year ago)

Whoops, or not:

And in a twist, there will be no testimony from Bankman-Fried after all today. The jury is being sent home so the lawyers and the judge can hold a hearing as to what Bankman-Fried will be allowed to testify on.

Well, soon enough.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 26 October 2023 18:01 (one year ago)

if he makes this work i’m ready to buy in on crypto for i will have seen evidence of brilliance i cannot understand

BEWARE! SPOOKY! BOO! (Hunt3r), Thursday, 26 October 2023 18:28 (one year ago)

hopefully he can explain just the what the hell blockchain actually is

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 26 October 2023 18:31 (one year ago)

considering its built-in requirement for ever-increasing computing power and energy use, blockchain is a scheme to perpetually expand the profits of the chip industry and utilities

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Thursday, 26 October 2023 18:37 (one year ago)

Ohhhhhh what a read this is:

https://www.theverge.com/2023/10/26/23934195/sam-bankman-fried-self-testimony-deleted-signal

Ned Raggett, Friday, 27 October 2023 01:47 (one year ago)

https://i.imgur.com/XoNePWx.jpg

mookieproof, Friday, 27 October 2023 01:59 (one year ago)

clearly SBF never watched Petty Mason

mookieproof, Friday, 27 October 2023 01:59 (one year ago)

“I really enjoyed [Lewis’s] book, by the way! Though the reporting in Going Infinite suggests that Bankman-Fried is an unrestrained sociopath, Lewis’s general attitude toward Bankman-Fried may be best summed up as “I love my gamer son.”

BEWARE! SPOOKY! BOO! (Hunt3r), Friday, 27 October 2023 04:33 (one year ago)

All the LOLs:

https://www.nytimes.com/live/2023/11/02/business/sam-bankman-fried-trial

Guilty on all counts.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 3 November 2023 00:01 (one year ago)

well well what will Michael Lewis have to say about this

I? not I! He! He! HIM! (akm), Friday, 3 November 2023 00:06 (one year ago)

Would be cool if he could be cellies with Elizabeth Holmes in the Tech Grifter cellblock

Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 3 November 2023 00:09 (one year ago)

ha!

butt dumb tight my boners got boners (the table is the table), Friday, 3 November 2023 00:38 (one year ago)

A brutal read, a necessary one

https://www.theverge.com/2023/11/2/23944485/sam-bankman-fried-guilty-verdict-parents

Ned Raggett, Friday, 3 November 2023 03:28 (one year ago)

getting a lot more schadenfreude from seeing this guy's parents suffer than i could ever get from him tbh. feel strongly that i'm owed for how many articles i read telling me to take this guy seriously because his dad was a "philosopher" (?), and i'm definitely owed for how many times i read the phrase "their work in legal ethics" adduced as evidence against their having raised a con man. would like to take my payment in the form of images of them just standing there frozen like jimmy stewart looking down from the bell tower

difficult listening hour, Friday, 3 November 2023 03:52 (one year ago)

ha yeah i weirdly look at him and go “what a deluded self-absorbed fool doing illegal shit,” and look at them and think “what a pair of evil assholes who raised a fool, assisted him in swindling millions, were actors in the swindle to their own benefit, and with all of their alleged expertise and judgment, failed to advise him to his benefit! Fuck them and ruin them!”

BEWARE! SPOOKY! BOO! (Hunt3r), Friday, 3 November 2023 04:40 (one year ago)

the tousle-haired mogul

mookieproof, Friday, 3 November 2023 06:05 (one year ago)

what a scamp

Humanitarian Pause (Tracer Hand), Friday, 3 November 2023 08:13 (one year ago)

You talk about day
I'm talking 'bout night time
When the monsters call out
The names of men
Bob Dylan knows
And I bet Bankman-Fried did
There are things in night
That are better not to behold

not anti-Skibidi Toilet per se (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 3 November 2023 09:07 (one year ago)

I appreciate this deep cut

Ned Raggett, Friday, 3 November 2023 13:46 (one year ago)

how did this happen so quickly when theranos/various trump cases take years on end? was it just that his crimes were so blatant/uncomplicated?

mookieproof, Friday, 3 November 2023 16:20 (one year ago)

It certainly seems to have been a straightforward case for the prosecution to make

G. D’Arcy Cheesewright (silby), Friday, 3 November 2023 16:35 (one year ago)

for holmes the delay was covid + pregnancy

, Friday, 3 November 2023 16:36 (one year ago)

I don't think him taking the stand helped much either

out-of-print LaserDisc edition (sleeve), Friday, 3 November 2023 17:35 (one year ago)

Pretty much everyone else charged immediately folded as well.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 3 November 2023 17:37 (one year ago)

starting to think that investing in something called 'crypto' might not be the safest bet

Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 3 November 2023 17:51 (one year ago)

feel strongly that i'm owed for how many articles i read telling me to take this guy seriously because his dad was a "philosopher" (?), and i'm definitely owed for how many times i read the phrase "their work in legal ethics" adduced as evidence against their having raised a con man.

― difficult listening hour, Thursday, November 2, 2023 11:52 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

yeah any reasonable dispassionate observer would see the whole ecosystem of elite institutions guys with bags of money and their media apologists as completely corrupt, because it is

lag∞n, Friday, 3 November 2023 18:08 (one year ago)

I suspect Michael Lewis's GOING INFINITE is gonna be a long-term record-holder for amount of changes between the hardcover and paperback editions.

Tahuti Watches L&O:SVU Reruns Without His Ape (unperson), Friday, 3 November 2023 19:54 (one year ago)

its very funny to be literally sitting next to a guy while he commits one of the biggest frauds ever and not notice and also write a book about it

lag∞n, Friday, 3 November 2023 19:58 (one year ago)

Though the reporting in Going Infinite suggests that Bankman-Fried is an unrestrained sociopath, Lewis’s general attitude toward Bankman-Fried may be best summed up as “I love my gamer son.” In the courtroom, Lewis looked pretty bummed, occasionally shaking his head.

mookieproof, Friday, 3 November 2023 20:06 (one year ago)

Just happened upon this gem of a sketch from last year

https://i.insider.com/63a4b3307877e10018fd618e?width=700&format=jpeg&auto=webp

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Friday, 3 November 2023 20:15 (one year ago)

George Michael on trial!

nickn, Friday, 3 November 2023 20:24 (one year ago)

outside of the fact that he's incredibly guilty and offered up a godawful defense I think this is maybe the flipside of the two systems of justice thing we got goin here, where if you fuck with rich people's money things suddenly start moving very fast. this should've happened with Theranos too but she got lucky with Covid

frogbs, Friday, 3 November 2023 20:28 (one year ago)

I think he looks like a descendent of Genghis Khan. Also there's a dude with an apparent pentagram on his shirt behind him.

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Friday, 3 November 2023 20:34 (one year ago)

That's Michael LaRoux Matthews from OnCinema investigations unit.

citation needed (Steve Shasta), Friday, 3 November 2023 22:23 (one year ago)

his attorneys' heads are weirdly small

Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 3 November 2023 22:27 (one year ago)

he looks like a descendent of Genghis Khan

only a few million of those milling around

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Friday, 3 November 2023 22:47 (one year ago)

its very funny to be literally sitting next to a guy while he commits one of the biggest frauds ever and not notice and also write a book about it

walt isaacson seems to be on the same beat

ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Saturday, 4 November 2023 14:46 (one year ago)

true, tho i hold him to a lower standard than lewis

lag∞n, Saturday, 4 November 2023 15:01 (one year ago)

I find the politics of these people inscrutable

A grim month: 31 Israeli and at least 3600 Palestinian children have been killed since October 7.

— Paul Graham (@paulg) November 4, 2023

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Saturday, 4 November 2023 21:18 (one year ago)

Here is the death age distribution in Gaza from before this conflict (from a pro Palestinian source)

The vast majority of "child" deaths were ages 10-18https://t.co/Uo3TYB8Iqb

— Shaun Maguire (@shaunmmaguire) November 4, 2023

papal hotwife (milo z), Saturday, 4 November 2023 21:21 (one year ago)

99% of Silicon Valley has the exact politics that leads you to put child in air quotes, and they all worshipped YC until about a month ago.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Saturday, 4 November 2023 21:46 (one year ago)

cultural sociopathy

lag∞n, Saturday, 4 November 2023 22:58 (one year ago)

99% of Silicon Valley has the exact politics that leads you to put child in air quotes, and they all worshipped YC until about a month ago.


Eh there are a lot of standard centrist liberals as well.

what you say is true but by no means (lukas), Saturday, 4 November 2023 23:53 (one year ago)

Also, what happened a month ago?

what you say is true but by no means (lukas), Saturday, 4 November 2023 23:55 (one year ago)

And what’s YC

deep wubs and tribral rhythms (Boring, Maryland), Saturday, 4 November 2023 23:57 (one year ago)

Also 10-18 is a bangable age to these guys

deep wubs and tribral rhythms (Boring, Maryland), Saturday, 4 November 2023 23:58 (one year ago)

YC = Y Combinator? I don't see how this helps the rest make any more sense.

Andrew Farrell, Sunday, 5 November 2023 09:37 (one year ago)

Was using Silicon Valley as shorthand here for Silicon Valley VCs.

They all have insane political theories and practical politics. The all in podcast is representative of this. This is probably not news if you’re on this thread.

YC (Paul graham, sam Altman, etc.) are not an exception. They are also incredibly influential in that set.

Generally the VC reaction to what’s happening in Gaza for the past month has been as vile as you’d expect.

Yet Paulg is posting stuff that is cautiously sympathetic to Palestine. This is upsetting his professional acquaintances (see replies) and tbh doesnt make a ton of sense given all his other views.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Sunday, 5 November 2023 11:03 (one year ago)

Ok I guess it’s not that surprising if you were paying attention to him 10 years ago

https://nymag.com/intelligencer/2014/07/start-up-guru-has-enraged-israeli-techies.html

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Sunday, 5 November 2023 11:12 (one year ago)

he sometimes seems like he isn’t completely subsumed into the weird rhetoric of his peers and acts confused when he pops his head up with a somewhat-normal opinion and gets shouted at

as for his peers, it’s almost refreshing to see andreesen and others admitting in public that they’d like federal contracts. this was always the wellspring of money, all the way back to the founding days of SV. a handful of people made it big in the salad days of the early internet, funded a bunch of things with their new fortunes assuming the money spigot was permanently on, and now it’s becoming clear that their ideas of how to wring infinite profit out of investing in whatever catered to their own interests (making it easy to have other people do all the things they personally did not want to do, making their own lives convenient at the expense of others) is over.

what did the ncsa in ncsa mosaic stand for, hmm

ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Sunday, 5 November 2023 14:27 (one year ago)

I find it inscrutable to find "A grim month: 31 Israeli and at least 3600 Palestinian children have been killed since October 7" inscrutable - indeed I would say "it is as a general rule very bad when kids are being killed in large numbers and a sign that things have gone horribly wrong" is an extremely normal and widely asserted opinion, presumably in Silicon Valley as much as anywhere else

Guayaquil (eephus!), Sunday, 5 November 2023 16:13 (one year ago)

cool

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Sunday, 5 November 2023 16:19 (one year ago)

presumably!

ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Sunday, 5 November 2023 16:39 (one year ago)

since we’re talking about venture and investment capital, and about investors who have specifically indicated they’re attempting to pivot to being defense contractors, what are defense contractors and their investors saying?

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2023/oct/30/wall-street-morgan-stanley-td-bank-ukraine-israel-hamas-war

ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Sunday, 5 November 2023 16:42 (one year ago)

sv vc trying to get into a more serious space is interesting as theyre generally considered unserious by the wider world of investors, but hey if theyve got money im sure there will be takers

lag∞n, Sunday, 5 November 2023 17:01 (one year ago)

sv vc chasing unicorns has led them to weird bad places, crypto ai defense, when theres tons of potentially useful technology thats never going to produce billion dollar valuations that could use their money

lag∞n, Sunday, 5 November 2023 17:06 (one year ago)

I have to admit, had SBF's idea to bribe Trump not to run come to fruition, that really would have put him ahead of most of the YC crew in terms of "this absurd bet that no one should have taken seriously paid off spectacularly!"

Philip Nunez, Sunday, 5 November 2023 22:10 (one year ago)

FTX and the other pure-crypto efforts are weird because while some get SV backing, they’re now almost purely financial grifts. All the technology’s known and they aren’t doing anything with software or hardware that isn’t already out there

You could say the same of a handful of others that are pure “disrupt this sector” businesses but developers will try to show off the neat tools they made and maybe spin those into their own business. Half of these might just be forks of some open source user interface library but someone working there wants something to post to hackernews

ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Sunday, 5 November 2023 22:30 (one year ago)

since we’re talking about venture and investment capital, and about investors who have specifically indicated they’re attempting to pivot to being defense contractors, what are defense contractors and their investors saying?

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2023/oct/30/wall-street-morgan-stanley-td-bank-ukraine-israel-hamas-war

― ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Sunday, 5 November 2023 16:42 (yesterday) link

The quotes in this article are so dark.

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Monday, 6 November 2023 00:52 (one year ago)

as for his peers, it’s almost refreshing to see andreesen and others admitting in public that they’d like federal contracts. this was always the wellspring of money, all the way back to the founding days of SV.

iirc the original SV was all companies primarily with DoD contracts

, Monday, 6 November 2023 02:50 (one year ago)

https://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2023/11/peter-thiel-2024-election-politics-investing-life-views/675946/

one of the greatest things i have ever read

, Friday, 10 November 2023 02:18 (one year ago)

amazing how many of these guys think scifi is realest deepest shit

lag∞n, Friday, 10 November 2023 02:34 (one year ago)

And Thiel made his money from PayPal, that’s some real Mr. Bladreunner shit not even Omni magazine could imagine

deep wubs and tribral rhythms (Boring, Maryland), Friday, 10 November 2023 02:42 (one year ago)

such a disappointing douchebag, trump was right

digital chirping and whirring (Hunt3r), Friday, 10 November 2023 02:49 (one year ago)

I don't really know where to put this but I am starting to really dislike the way everything you do online is tracked and fed into the algorithms of what you see on every other site, or even your Microsoft home page, if like me you're dumb enough to still have it as the default. It makes your internet use feel more like a conversation, except the person on the other side doesn't understand any of it except broadly what "topics" you're into. If I have a conversation about Joe Rogan with a friend it should be clear that I'm not really a fan of Joe Rogan and don't really want to hear shit about him, but if I'm reading stuff about him online all this tracking data will say "oh he's into Joe Rogan" and it'll ruin my recommendations for a while. Or say a year ago when people thought Putin was going to start a nuclear war, you read a few articles on that and suddenly for the next year you're being fed junk like "Kremlin insider says nuclear strike inevitable" from outlets like NewsBuzzNOW! Which is stuff I don't wanna see, it's stuff I don't want to think about, it just makes the entire internet feel like Twitter where it's just showing you bad and depressing stuff all the time. It makes me feel like I have to monitor what I'm actually looking at lest fucking YouTube get the wrong impression of me.

frogbs, Monday, 20 November 2023 18:51 (one year ago)

otm

lag∞n, Monday, 20 November 2023 18:56 (one year ago)

when the amount of input we each get is almost infinite and requires personal interpretation—and we are people who have limited time/attention, we all and each need internet agents/filters who will do it for us.

that’s either an argument for personal AI filters, or an argument to outlaw/break the internet.

digital chirping and whirring (Hunt3r), Monday, 20 November 2023 21:23 (one year ago)

I find the FB algorithm particularly depressing and intrusive because a few of my not very close just happen to post a ton, so I wind up interacting with those people more and it becomes this awful feedback loop where I never see what like 90% of my FB friends post and I miss even posts from close friends if I just didn’t happen to interact with their last couple posts.

Granted FB is also kind of tired and has a bit of a people who stayed at the party too late vibe.

Or on Instagram, for example, if in a bad moment on a bad day I click on a few thirst trap accounts, suddenly I get tons of thirst traps, to the point that I feel like I have to make sure never ever to click on them. Or conversely I’ll wind up clicking on something completely irrelevant to me and inane (“Questions husky owners are tired of being asked”) out of pure boredom, and suddenly I get tons of husky and dog owner content.

It’s like if I happened to go to the salad place for lunch twice in one week and the next week 80% of the restaurants had turned into salad places.

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Monday, 20 November 2023 21:51 (one year ago)

super otm

not the one who's tryin' to dub your anime (Doctor Casino), Monday, 20 November 2023 22:06 (one year ago)

I have successfully tuned up Instagram now to where 99% of what I'm shown is videos of gorillas, bears, and/or elephants. Consequently, I love Instagram! It's great!

Tahuti Watches L&O:SVU Reruns Without His Ape (unperson), Monday, 20 November 2023 22:38 (one year ago)

same here I've got over 500 FB friends but I feel like my entire feed is like the same 10 of them over and over again. I deliberately try not to interact with certain people/groups because I don't want them filling up my timeline forever.

frogbs, Monday, 20 November 2023 22:57 (one year ago)

if u r on desktop for fb, you can click "feeds" and it will present you with a chronological feed with (afaict) no ads/algo content, dont know how that works on the app since i dont have it on my phone

oatly carmichael (m bison), Monday, 20 November 2023 23:08 (one year ago)

(nm there will be ads but i have a fb ad blocker extension on firefox)

oatly carmichael (m bison), Monday, 20 November 2023 23:08 (one year ago)

I use a chrome extension for Facebook, the Newsfeed Eradicator. bless it, i never look at facebook any longer except to check up on a few specific groups and friends… but no feed, chronological or algorithmic. https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/news-feed-eradicator/fjcldmjmjhkklehbacihaiopjklihlgg

butt dumb tight my boners got boners (the table is the table), Monday, 20 November 2023 23:47 (one year ago)

facebook vaguely able to follow real people in a web browser, the app is terrible. nobody I know actually posts on it, the few parents I know who would put fun kid stuff on there are social media avoidant or put things elsewhere.

so if I open the app 80% of the feed is posts from recommended groups and due to search history and other group membership it’s all people doing home repairs in novel (wrong) ways

ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Tuesday, 21 November 2023 00:21 (one year ago)

stone cold freaks.

Breaking news: The OpenAI drama is real.

We checked our data and last night, SF saw a spike in low-quality sleep. There was a 27% increase in people getting under 5 hours of sleep. We need to fix this.

Source: @eightsleep data

— Matteo Franceschetti (@m_franceschetti) November 20, 2023

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 21 November 2023 16:27 (one year ago)

sure sure yeah yeah lol

lag∞n, Tuesday, 21 November 2023 16:56 (one year ago)

these people (the mattress people and its customers) are freaks whether or not that is true to be clear.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 21 November 2023 16:58 (one year ago)

It was really cold last night (under 50F), also there were a ton of friendsgiving parties.

citation needed (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 21 November 2023 17:42 (one year ago)

the shivers up my spine when i hear the word “friendsgiving”

butt dumb tight my boners got boners (the table is the table), Tuesday, 21 November 2023 19:51 (one year ago)

Friendstaking parties are the way to go uh wait.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 21 November 2023 20:13 (one year ago)

Algorithms and AI and streaming everything just seem to make many of the more joyful aspects of Life a pretty soulless endeavor.

Actually my least favorite part about social media is how in life we probably only have limited space in our minds for our social lives, and we should emphasize quality over quantity, but these apps and sites just mean that no one ever really goes away and it's more difficult to let the natural fadeout of peripheral friendships and casual acquaintanceships occur. Or worse still, people you forgot ever existed decide they want to find you and then they add you on Facebook or Instagram or whatever and there they are again, when they really should have been gone forever.

omar little, Tuesday, 21 November 2023 20:21 (one year ago)

Before/after. See what I mean? There's just no comparison. Which would you rather hang in your entryway? How did the AI 'know' exactly what the starting pic needed to complete it? Amazing. pic.twitter.com/SGQOsagQJK

— sonch (@soncharm) November 16, 2023

chihuahuau, Tuesday, 21 November 2023 20:56 (one year ago)

sometimes i really think these people are trolling.

butt dumb tight my boners got boners (the table is the table), Tuesday, 21 November 2023 22:49 (one year ago)

could be

lag∞n, Tuesday, 21 November 2023 22:53 (one year ago)

I mean, I guess that might be giving them the benefit of the doubt too much.

butt dumb tight my boners got boners (the table is the table), Tuesday, 21 November 2023 23:20 (one year ago)

i do think that one is a troll

lag∞n, Tuesday, 21 November 2023 23:21 (one year ago)

Friendstaking parties are the way to go uh wait.


Is that what you call wife swapping in SoCal?

deep wubs and tribral rhythms (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, 21 November 2023 23:25 (one year ago)

that guy's been doing this bit for a while. AI is bad but i also feel bad for anybody who thinks that guy is posting in earnest

Using AI, I was able to take some old painting and make it better. First the painting. Notice how old and colorless it is. And you can't even see the girl's face. There's just no info to work with here. So blah. pic.twitter.com/qyyyjLLRnZ

— sonch (@soncharm) October 20, 2023

, Tuesday, 21 November 2023 23:44 (one year ago)

yeah, definite troll

Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 21 November 2023 23:47 (one year ago)

i am assiduous in declining cookies, do not have a FB Google or Amazon account, and i don’t see any of the algorithmic interest shit you guys are talking about which is exactly how i like it. the only chink in my armour is my Whatsapp account, have no idea how i’m going to get rid of that but afaik nothing in my posts there get leaked into an online profile

Humanitarian Pause (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 22 November 2023 00:24 (one year ago)

congratulations (and please retire the phrase 'chink in your armour' from your vocabulary)

, Wednesday, 22 November 2023 00:30 (one year ago)

not sure I agree with that.. maybe we could retain it as an actual word and not a slur

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 22 November 2023 00:38 (one year ago)

sorry it never occurred to me!

Humanitarian Pause (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 22 November 2023 00:59 (one year ago)

xp to andy

the latest rolling thread on race is thataway -> Rolling Thread on Race 2022

your 1500 word essay on why 'chink' should be retained as a word and not a slur is due on my desk by 9 AM sharp tomorrow morning, or i'm failing you for the semester!

, Wednesday, 22 November 2023 01:05 (one year ago)

provide an appendix on 'niggardly'

mookieproof, Wednesday, 22 November 2023 02:04 (one year ago)

the shivers up my spine when i hear the word “friendsgiving”

― butt dumb tight my boners got boners (the table is the table), Tuesday, November 21, 2023 11:51 AM (seven hours ago)

way out on a limb here but let me guess, you have healthy relationships with your parents and/or inherited a bunch of money from someone.

for others, friendsgiving is for those who lack those kind of nuclear safety nets, god forbid you get the shivers or... the vapors!

check your privilege? :-)

citation needed (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 22 November 2023 03:15 (one year ago)

suspect table's objection is less to "having friends" and more to "talking like a rejected buffy script all the time", or maybe to "reifying the nuclear-family definition of thanksgiving by presuming the necessity of a neologism", or even to "that neologism's very syntax implying that its coiners take the word 'thanks' as having something to do with mom and dad", not that i or anyone else can rly know what goes thru his head as he and his clan stroll the innermost gardens of table manor

difficult listening hour, Wednesday, 22 November 2023 03:49 (one year ago)

yeah just call it thanksgiving its not like its named famsgiving

lag∞n, Wednesday, 22 November 2023 03:51 (one year ago)

have had many very enjoyable thanksgivings w friends rather than family and you know what i’ll do it again

Humanitarian Pause (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 22 November 2023 04:07 (one year ago)

Tracer, way out on a limb again but gonna assume you have not had a turkey dinner in the 21st century.

citation needed (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 22 November 2023 04:39 (one year ago)

well look out below my friend, i am riding that gravy train to turkey town on the reg (tho i have been known to mix it up w duck and rooster)

Humanitarian Pause (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 22 November 2023 04:49 (one year ago)

:O

citation needed (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 22 November 2023 05:30 (one year ago)

As a non-american, Thanksgiving isn't less cringeworthy than Friendsgiving as a title (quite apart from issues of holy fucking shit take off that pilgrim hat)

Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 22 November 2023 10:15 (one year ago)

photos of American ILXors gathered at thanksgiving/friendsgiving with pilgrim hats on plz

Daniel_Rf, Wednesday, 22 November 2023 10:57 (one year ago)

xposts to Steve Shasta, I didn’t see my biological family for Thanksgiving or many holidays at all from 2006-2017. it certainly is privileged to have homophobic parents who question your “decision” to be gay all the time!

But really, difficult listening hour gets it down— it’s a cringeworthy word. I don’t like the holiday for many reasons, but even in those years when I spent it with friends or my roommates, we called it “Thanksgiving”.

also fwiw one of my books is named after a sandwich which is named after the holiday— I’ve thought about the word a lot.

butt dumb tight my boners got boners (the table is the table), Wednesday, 22 November 2023 12:37 (one year ago)

My understanding of Friendsgiving is that it’s an extra gathering with non-family on Friday

the new drip king (DJP), Wednesday, 22 November 2023 12:46 (one year ago)

mind going all kinds of places trying to align this with the youth saying “it’s giving” about all kinds of things

ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Wednesday, 22 November 2023 13:41 (one year ago)

ILX IS INVITED TO MY HOT THANKS-TAKE

mark s, Wednesday, 22 November 2023 13:46 (one year ago)

I would have a FAPsgiving with all of you!

nickn, Wednesday, 22 November 2023 17:07 (one year ago)

My understanding of Friendsgiving is that it’s an extra gathering with non-family on Friday

agreed. the idea that this would happen before Thursday is heresy. That's just dinner!

I? not I! He! He! HIM! (akm), Wednesday, 22 November 2023 17:13 (one year ago)

idk if its proper but people def call having day of thanksgiving thanksgiving with friends friendsgiving

lag∞n, Wednesday, 22 November 2023 17:15 (one year ago)

sad but true

rob, Wednesday, 22 November 2023 17:18 (one year ago)

"friendsgiving" is when you just watch the Thanksgiving episodes of Friends all day

I? not I! He! He! HIM! (akm), Wednesday, 22 November 2023 17:19 (one year ago)

In that context it sounds like a ritual where you sacrifice your friends on the fourth Thursday of November, which tbh is making me come back around on liking the name

the new drip king (DJP), Wednesday, 22 November 2023 17:56 (one year ago)

Everyone here is awesome and I’m thankful, but how about let’s-get-over-ourselves-giving i think that might be most in keeping with whatever fictional spirit of the day there is. NB i’m told I’m usually wrong.

digital chirping and whirring (Hunt3r), Wednesday, 22 November 2023 17:58 (one year ago)

(That was not in response to the Friends joke but it still works)

the new drip king (DJP), Wednesday, 22 November 2023 17:58 (one year ago)

Um, please look at the thread title... there's another thread for this line of chatter

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 22 November 2023 18:00 (one year ago)

The search results disagree with you

the new drip king (DJP), Wednesday, 22 November 2023 18:01 (one year ago)

The Elon Musk thread says what you talking about?

digital chirping and whirring (Hunt3r), Wednesday, 22 November 2023 18:04 (one year ago)

YA READY FOR YOUR TURKEY DINNER?

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 22 November 2023 18:04 (one year ago)

Lol, and I do love it.

digital chirping and whirring (Hunt3r), Wednesday, 22 November 2023 18:05 (one year ago)

#onethread

G. D’Arcy Cheesewright (silby), Wednesday, 22 November 2023 23:19 (one year ago)

I really don't even like turkey, but whatever.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Wednesday, 22 November 2023 23:21 (one year ago)

call it what you want, for me when someone says "friendsgiving" the vibe i get is often "spending time around my birth family is actively traumatic"... the more ways it becomes socially acceptable to say that, the better, imo

Kate (rushomancy), Thursday, 23 November 2023 00:07 (one year ago)

idk I think people also say that when they aren’t able to travel, too

ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Thursday, 23 November 2023 00:25 (one year ago)

two weeks pass...

JFC bro

A former employee at prominent San Francisco tech startup Tradeshift has filed a lawsuit against the company, its former CEO and several board members and investors, alleging that she was subject to a “sexual slave contract.”

The suit, filed Thursday under “Jane Doe” in San Francisco, alleges that Christian Lanng, the former CEO and Tradeshift co-founder, sexually abused the plaintiff, his executive assistant, and trafficked her around the world. Though the supply chain software startup fired Lanng from his CEO job in September, citing “serious allegations of sexual assault and harassment,” the lawsuit alleges board members and investors knew about the allegations since 2019.

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 13 December 2023 00:26 (one year ago)

“believe the sv exec assts” is my gp

digital chirping and whirring (Hunt3r), Wednesday, 13 December 2023 04:00 (one year ago)

did we discuss this anywhere. wild stuff.

https://www.nytimes.com/2023/12/12/style/praxis-city-dryden-brown.html

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Saturday, 16 December 2023 04:09 (one year ago)

I just read that Praxis story, so dumb. Gave me strong Jean-Ralphio vibes. Doesn't really seem like anyone takes him seriously — but even at that, he's managed to scam nearly $20 million in startup money to have parties and drink expensive water.

a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Thursday, 21 December 2023 19:35 (one year ago)

the lawsuit alleges board members and investors knew about the allegations since 2019.

Tradeshift's 2018 funding round was led by Goldman Sachs

what you say is true but by no means (lukas), Thursday, 21 December 2023 19:42 (one year ago)

I thought I must've found this here but I can't find it - it's a long one, but guess who's behind the new initiative uniting techbros, Peter Thiel, and Dimes Square? https://thepointmag.com/examined-life/among-the-reality-entrepreneurs

Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 21 December 2023 19:55 (one year ago)

A Happy Holiday and Merry Christmas to all those celebrating, from @PalantirTech CEO Alex Karp and the whole Palantir family. pic.twitter.com/QYq5wemQOr

— Jacob Helberg (@jacobhelberg) December 22, 2023

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Saturday, 23 December 2023 04:02 (one year ago)

ah not great

lag∞n, Saturday, 23 December 2023 04:07 (one year ago)

this palantir?

💥 NEW 💥

Leaked emails reveal that the tech giant Palantir has hired Topham Guerin to pay influencers to attack Good Law Project on social media – but the source of the money is to be kept “confidential” 👀 https://t.co/MYezV0sNtP

— Good Law Project (@GoodLawProject) December 22, 2023

koogs, Saturday, 23 December 2023 08:25 (one year ago)

brb going to go fight xenophobia by *checks notes* attacking non-western values

Humanitarian Pause (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 23 December 2023 10:57 (one year ago)

I work on the same floor in the same building as Palintir. They replaced Spotify and Wework. I don’t know what’s wrong with my building. But I have a really hard time taking the elevator with those kids (and they’re all kids) with the marching corporate backpacks. On their way to program AI software and drones to I guess fight non western values?

dan selzer, Saturday, 23 December 2023 12:51 (one year ago)

what is up with the editing of that video

, Saturday, 23 December 2023 14:34 (one year ago)

I hope Karp and every single person at Palantir dies

butt dumb tight my boners got boners (the table is the table), Saturday, 23 December 2023 14:49 (one year ago)

So creepy. Also great that they found the one place in the lower 48 that currently has snow on the ground.

Expansion to Mackerel (Boring, Maryland), Saturday, 23 December 2023 15:31 (one year ago)

Just starting this https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/trillbilly-workers-party/id1227003413?i=1000639339639 re an Appalachian “silicon holler” agritech startup

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Saturday, 23 December 2023 15:33 (one year ago)

one month passes...

Y Combinator CEO wishes death to SF supervisors

chihuahuau, Thursday, 1 February 2024 17:05 (one year ago)

one month passes...

Am I missing where we're talking about the SBF sentencing? Goddamn the statements from the defense are *something*

default damager (lukas), Thursday, 28 March 2024 16:30 (one year ago)

He got 25 years? That's real time, I wonder if he'll be in a real prison or one with free ping pong and a vegetable garden

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 28 March 2024 17:39 (one year ago)

I’m sure he’ll go to minimum security. Which tbh, doesn’t bother me that much. Our prisons are overly punitive.

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Thursday, 28 March 2024 17:40 (one year ago)

He’ll probably develop PrisonCoin or something. When Madoff was in prison, supposedly inmates regularly asked him for financial advice.

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Thursday, 28 March 2024 17:41 (one year ago)

even max security prisons prob have ping pong, but my understanding is for long sentences they dont send you to minimum security, regardless there are no nice prisons

lag∞n, Thursday, 28 March 2024 17:43 (one year ago)

*due to the fact that it would be too tempting for someone looking at 25 years to escape from a minimum security prison

lag∞n, Thursday, 28 March 2024 17:50 (one year ago)

https://www.businessinsider.com/madoffs-butner-prison-is-the-crown-jewel-of-federal-prison-system-2009-7

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Thursday, 28 March 2024 17:52 (one year ago)

Min security might not be the technically accurate term but probably what people think of when they think of minimum security

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Thursday, 28 March 2024 17:52 (one year ago)

eh, he'll be out in his 40s if he behaves. honestly not a bad deal in return spending his 20s as the personal beneficiary of the biggest white collar crime in history. i don't think i'd take the deal, but i'd think about it.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 28 March 2024 17:54 (one year ago)

i def would not take it terrible deal he spent most of his time in the office on computer

lag∞n, Thursday, 28 March 2024 17:59 (one year ago)

Min security might not be the technically accurate term but probably what people think of when they think of minimum security

― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Thursday, March 28, 2024 1:52 PM (seven minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

yeah i heard theyre playing golf over there they give you foot massages lol https://www.nbcnewyork.com/news/local/madoff-beat-up-in-prison-report/1880747/

lag∞n, Thursday, 28 March 2024 17:59 (one year ago)

"A former felon also serving time at the prison on drug charges confirmed the assault to the WSJ and said the argument focused on money the alleged attacker reportedly believed Madoff owed him."

I mean, caveat emptor at that point

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Thursday, 28 March 2024 18:02 (one year ago)

xxp

right but you would not spend most your time on the computer. you would spend ten years partying.

anyway my point is 25 years with likely parole for a 32 year old is not like 25 years for madoff at age 70. it honestly seems pretty lenient. he'll probably do it again when he gets out. love that for him.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 28 March 2024 18:03 (one year ago)

i personally would do a smaller scam and get away with it, no going on 60 minutes nothing like that

lag∞n, Thursday, 28 March 2024 18:06 (one year ago)

Are his parents still teaching legal ethics at Stanford Law?

citation needed (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 28 March 2024 18:07 (one year ago)

the thing with him and elizabeth homles is it seems like they really did want to become steve job, its a different kind of scam theyre looking to go legit, its too much delusion if youre scamming you should be honest with yourself and plan accordingly

lag∞n, Thursday, 28 March 2024 18:10 (one year ago)

elizabeth homles really cant be topped cause from the beginning every expert was saying her plan wasnt going to work because its just not enough blood, a hard physical reality, but she was just like no i will figure it out i will wear turtlenecks, also fucking up medical things is frowned upon in ways that making a bad computer program is not

lag∞n, Thursday, 28 March 2024 18:13 (one year ago)

likewise stealing money is also frowned upon, whereas the wework guy got away with a billion dollars and is free to go to the coffee shop if he feels like it, he just made a very dumb company and got a japanese bank to give him infinite money, when the business failed no one went to jail

lag∞n, Thursday, 28 March 2024 18:16 (one year ago)

Holmes fraud is worse because lives at least hypothetically could have been at stake, except it's hard to imagine things ever would have actually reached the stage where they were.

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Thursday, 28 March 2024 18:19 (one year ago)

elizabeth homles really cant be topped cause from the beginning every expert was saying her plan wasnt going to work because its just not enough blood, a hard physical reality, but she was just like no i will figure it out i will wear turtlenecks

― lag∞n, Thursday, March 28, 2024 11:13 AM (six minutes ago)

really an icon for this tbh

G. D’Arcy Cheesewright (silby), Thursday, 28 March 2024 18:21 (one year ago)

did a husky voice, my god, she was really doing her best

G. D’Arcy Cheesewright (silby), Thursday, 28 March 2024 18:21 (one year ago)

the voice thing was so wild lol

lag∞n, Thursday, 28 March 2024 18:23 (one year ago)

Holmes fraud is worse because lives at least hypothetically could have been at stake, except it's hard to imagine things ever would have actually reached the stage where they were.

― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Thursday, March 28, 2024 2:19 PM (four minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

no theranos was actually performing blood tests and fucking them up

lag∞n, Thursday, 28 March 2024 18:23 (one year ago)

This was a federal sentence, he'll have to serve 85%, he's 32, he'll get out when he's 53-54.

Ippei's on a bummer now (WmC), Thursday, 28 March 2024 18:31 (one year ago)

https://bsky.app/profile/mitchellepner.bsky.social/post/3korf5o3jcb2i

apparently he's eligible for parole after 13 years

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 28 March 2024 18:33 (one year ago)

i thought 85% was standard in the feds too

lag∞n, Thursday, 28 March 2024 18:36 (one year ago)

some light googling is confirming this fwiw

lag∞n, Thursday, 28 March 2024 18:37 (one year ago)

There is no possibility of parole in federal criminal cases, but Bankman-Fried can still shave time off his 25-year sentence with good behavior.

"SBF may serve as little as 12.5 years, if he gets all of the jailhouse credit available to him," Mitchell Epner, a former federal prosecutor, told CNN.

Federal prisoners generally can earn up to 54 days of time credit a year for good behavior, which could result in an approximately 15% reduction.

Since 2018, however, nonviolent federal inmates can reduce their sentence by as much as 50% under prison reform legislation known as the First Step Act.

Epner says the First Step Act was billed as a civil rights measure, to help minority offenders who committed non-violent drug-trafficking offenses.

"It has turned out to be an enormous boon for white-collar criminal defendants, who are already given much lower sentences ... than drug-traffickers," Epner added.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 28 March 2024 18:42 (one year ago)

ah ok well good luck to him

lag∞n, Thursday, 28 March 2024 18:44 (one year ago)

Biden can pardon him if he makes a hefty donation to the DNC

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 28 March 2024 18:45 (one year ago)

wonder if hes got any wallets he forgot about

lag∞n, Thursday, 28 March 2024 18:47 (one year ago)

never forget

Sequoia took down their SBF profile but the internet ensures it will live forever pic.twitter.com/0P3DWookmY

— BuccoCapital Bloke (@buccocapital) March 28, 2024

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 28 March 2024 19:05 (one year ago)

guys who control billions of dollars of capital losing their minds at the idea of buying a banana

lag∞n, Thursday, 28 March 2024 19:08 (one year ago)

also saying super app but then describing a banking app he couldnt even be bothered to say you can call an uber from it too, low energy

lag∞n, Thursday, 28 March 2024 19:13 (one year ago)

guys who control billions of dollars of capital losing their minds at the idea of buying a banana

Guys like that know that the best way to be fabulously wealthy is to insert yourself into financial transactions that involve incredibly huge amounts of money and raking off a small percentage of it, over and over again. SBF was selling them the idea of a service that would insert itself into every financial transaction on earth. Achieve that dream and you control humanity. Surprised they didn't jump out the window in an ecstatic transport.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Thursday, 28 March 2024 19:17 (one year ago)

he didnt say anything like that he just said you could buy a banana

lag∞n, Thursday, 28 March 2024 19:21 (one year ago)

Everyone wants to remake PayPal

Slorg is not on the Slerf Team, you idiot, you moron (Boring, Maryland), Thursday, 28 March 2024 21:23 (one year ago)

It's one banana! What can it cost, ten dollars?

kinder, Thursday, 28 March 2024 21:40 (one year ago)

while ago amazon started giving out free bananas in seattle cause they were getting bad pr about taking over the city, thats what im talkin about free bananas costs zero no app needed thank you mr bezos for the banana

lag∞n, Thursday, 28 March 2024 21:43 (one year ago)

This Sequoia piece is so good with the benefit of hindsight.

https://web.archive.org/web/20221027180943/https://www.sequoiacap.com/article/sam-bankman-fried-spotlight/

The math couldn’t be clearer. Very high risk multiplied by dynastic wealth trumps low risk multiplied by mere rich-guy wealth. To do the most good for the world, SBF needed to find a path on which he’d be a coin toss away from going totally bust.

I can't believe they lost their entire investment in this guy.

jmm, Thursday, 28 March 2024 21:50 (one year ago)

that shit is so funny galaxy brain isnt big enough

lag∞n, Thursday, 28 March 2024 21:53 (one year ago)

To maximize your expected value, you must aim for it and then march blindly forth, acting as if the fabulously lucky SBF of the future can reach into the other, parallel, universes and compensate the failson SBFs for their losses. It sounds crazy, or perhaps even selfish—but it’s not. It’s math. It follows from the principle of risk-neutrality.

See, by this logic there's a non-failson SBF universe out there which is doing awesome. Effective altruism wins again.

jmm, Thursday, 28 March 2024 22:02 (one year ago)

reality: they are morons in ALL the universes, that’s the singularity they keep talking about

schrodingers cat was always cool (Hunt3r), Thursday, 28 March 2024 22:54 (one year ago)

What’s the most you ever lost on a coin toss

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Friday, 29 March 2024 01:19 (one year ago)

“As soon as you say, ‘What are the odds that there’s a way to be infinitely happy? What if infinite utility is a possibility? Now, all of a sudden, we’re comparing hierarchies of infinity. Linearity breaks down.”

lolololol

default damager (lukas), Friday, 29 March 2024 01:57 (one year ago)

pic.twitter.com/gc1Um92EGD

— Dan Davies (@dsquareddigest) April 2, 2024

xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 2 April 2024 21:45 (one year ago)

“Usually the depth of the downturn is in proportion to the magnitude of the bubble, which would imply we’re in for a brutal time.”

Venture Capital reckons with the end of the “megafund” erahttps://t.co/qI1SXfBXc4?

— George Hammond (@GeorgeNHammond) April 3, 2024

papal hotwife (milo z), Thursday, 4 April 2024 02:54 (one year ago)

hmm. I wouldn't have guessed you followed the 'Financial Times'. Do you trust them?

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Thursday, 4 April 2024 03:07 (one year ago)

Like the WSJ, the FT's reporting is pretty reliable and high quality, within its certain lane

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Thursday, 4 April 2024 03:16 (one year ago)

ChatGPT hallucinates. Self-driving cars crash. Amazon is abandonning its 'just walk out' checkouts.

What if AI is overhyped? https://t.co/vgHyGf6lvn

— Henry Mance (@henrymance) April 6, 2024

xyzzzz__, Saturday, 6 April 2024 11:35 (one year ago)

Aside from the obvious ‘fuck this guy forever’ who looks at Neom and thinks “this will definitely happen and be a rousing success”?

Bill Ackman dreams of turning Gaza into another Neom https://t.co/YchbOfx02T pic.twitter.com/eNmEZ0r1G6

— kelly p. (@k_pendergrast) April 6, 2024

papal hotwife (milo z), Sunday, 7 April 2024 01:49 (one year ago)

i love high-level thoughts

mookieproof, Sunday, 7 April 2024 01:58 (one year ago)

"ruled by a consortium of Gulf States and the US" wtf?????

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Sunday, 7 April 2024 02:03 (one year ago)

Stakeholders and shareholders

papal hotwife (milo z), Sunday, 7 April 2024 02:09 (one year ago)

Given what I know of him I'm surprised to find him taking a position on Gaza that would be considered unacceptably left-wing and Jew-hating by a lot of rightist commentators (and indeed, there they are in the replies, accusing him of being left-wing and enabling Jew-haters because he dares to imagine Gazans continuing to live in Gaza and to suggest there is a deficit of hope in their current status.)

Guayaquil (eephus!), Sunday, 7 April 2024 03:11 (one year ago)

Here is where neom is at.

80% downgrade…McKinsey’s where to next? pic.twitter.com/yhvXis1UT0

— Rupak (@ghose77) April 5, 2024

xyzzzz__, Sunday, 7 April 2024 09:20 (one year ago)

Ok just learning about Neom and lol

Slorg is not on the Slerf Team, you idiot, you moron (Boring, Maryland), Sunday, 7 April 2024 14:06 (one year ago)

it seemed like such a good plan

lag∞n, Sunday, 7 April 2024 14:09 (one year ago)

Maybe what Ackman meant by "Think the Saudi neom.com but on the Mediterranean" was "a plan announced with great fanfare and promises of massive financial backing by the sheikhs, which will inevitably be mostly abandoned and the parts not abandoned downgraded, once the spotlight of the world has moved on"

Guayaquil (eephus!), Sunday, 7 April 2024 14:55 (one year ago)

I always find it baffling that these people seem to genuinely think these techno-utopian ideas can work. Who would fund such a thing? Who would run it? Why would it work in a small, cut off, impoverished area that has been ravaged by war? If something like that is a workable idea, why hasn't it already been built somewhere where it would be much easier and less challenging to build? It's like saying "we'll revitalize Gaza with flying cars." No one else has flying cars. They're not workable anywhere else on the planet. Why would they make sense in Gaza?

It's sort of like all those democrat "let's just teach the coal miners to code" type initiatives. How are you going to do that? Why would west virginia or east kentucky be a logical place to build a tech hub? Or all those ideas to build a crypto utopia on some island. Why does that idea actually make sense other than you have a lot of money and you want it to happen? Like they think capital can just build anything anywhere and make it work. Like let's just make South Sudan into the AI capital of Africa while we're at it - it barely has a modern economy or infrastructure, it's struggling with war and starvation, but you can achieve anything if you put your mind to it.

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Sunday, 7 April 2024 15:40 (one year ago)

the whole “learn to code -> ??? -> profit!” thing is such blatant patronizing insufficient nonsense

brimstead, Sunday, 7 April 2024 15:44 (one year ago)

this one even for the genre is particularly ridiculous, what if instead of genocide utopia, as if the entities doing genocide are going to be like hey yeah good idea well just do the opposite

lag∞n, Sunday, 7 April 2024 15:45 (one year ago)

The coding one is particularly fatuous given the number of companies who don’t need to have staff in a colocated office who are forcing staff to commute to a colocated office.

Cemetry Gaetz (DJP), Monday, 8 April 2024 17:59 (one year ago)

Not even Peter Thiel could make seasteading work.

Slorg is not on the Slerf Team, you idiot, you moron (Boring, Maryland), Monday, 8 April 2024 18:24 (one year ago)

from the neom wikipedia page:

"Salman's vision for the city incorporates some technologies that do not currently exist, such as flying cars, robot maids, dinosaur robots, and a giant artificial moon."

People are being displaced and murdered for this.

silverfish, Monday, 8 April 2024 18:24 (one year ago)

two weeks pass...

story of the internal politics behind the decline of google search

In the March 2019 core update to search, which happened about a week before the end of the code yellow, was expected to be “one of the largest updates to search in a very long time. Yet when it launched, many found that the update mostly rolled back changes, and traffic was increasing to sites that had previously been suppressed by Google Search’s “Penguin” update from 2012 that specifically targeted spammy search results, as well as those hit by an update from an August 1, 2018, a few months after Gomes became Head of Search.

https://www.wheresyoured.at/the-men-who-killed-google/

lag∞n, Tuesday, 23 April 2024 17:54 (one year ago)

Making sure this doesn't just stay on the Perlstein thread:

https://prospect.org/power/2024-04-24-my-dinner-with-andreessen/

I KNEW FROM THE NEW YORKER THAT ANDREESSEN had grown up in an impoverished agricultural small town in Wisconsin, and despised it. But I certainly was not prepared for his vituperation on the subject. He made it clear that people who chose not to leave such places deserved whatever impoverishment, cultural and political neglect, and alienation they suffered.

It’s a libertarian commonplace, a version of their pinched vision of why the market and only the market is the truly legitimate response to oppressive conditions on the job: If you don’t like it, you can leave. If you don’t, what you suffer is your own fault.

I brought up the ordinary comforts of kinship, friendship, craft, memory, legend, lore, skills passed down across generations, and other benefits that small towns provide: things that make human beings human beings. I pointed out that there must be something in the kind of places he grew up in worth preserving. I dared venture that it is always worth mourning when a venerable human community passes from the Earth; that maybe people are more than just figures finding their proper price on the balance sheet of life …

And that’s when the man in the castle with the seven fireplaces said it.

“I’m glad there’s OxyContin and video games to keep those people quiet.”

I’m taking the liberty of putting it in quotation marks, though I can’t be sure those were his exact words. Marc, if you’re reading, feel free to get in touch and refresh my memory. Maybe he said “quiescent,” or “docile,” or maybe “powerless.” Something, certainly, along those lines.

He was joking, sort of; but he was serious—definitely. “Kidding on the square,” jokes like those are called. All that talk about human potential and morality, and this man afire to reorder life as we know it jokingly welcomes chemical enslavement of those he grew up with, for the sin of not being as clever and ambitious as he.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 24 April 2024 17:26 (one year ago)

“Just get into tech! Learn to code!” has always seemed like “If you don’t do this you barely deserve to serve me a coffee you despicable peasant.”

butt dumb tight my boners got boners (the table is the table), Wednesday, 24 April 2024 21:06 (one year ago)

"go out and steal some bootstraps"

I painted my teeth (sleeve), Wednesday, 24 April 2024 21:24 (one year ago)

That's about an hour and 15 min from where I live, it's definitely rural. Idk, I grew up in rural WI too before high school. I don't really begrudge someone being mad about it if they had a tough time, it can be real rough out there.

(obv not defending this dude otherwise, I don't know anything about him and given that he's a billionaire he has a high chance of being a terrible person)

Jordan s/t (Jordan), Wednesday, 24 April 2024 21:29 (one year ago)

"unaddressed middle school trauma that turns someone into a terrible person" is prob a defining characteristic of many billionaires tbh

I painted my teeth (sleeve), Wednesday, 24 April 2024 21:37 (one year ago)

it just turned me into an angry, poor radical leftist.

butt dumb tight my boners got boners (the table is the table), Wednesday, 24 April 2024 21:45 (one year ago)

<3 a testament to your innate goodness

I painted my teeth (sleeve), Wednesday, 24 April 2024 21:49 (one year ago)

(not that goodness pays the bills, I hear that part)

I painted my teeth (sleeve), Wednesday, 24 April 2024 21:49 (one year ago)

cant help but think that in some cultures marc andreessen wouldve been buried in a bog

lag∞n, Wednesday, 24 April 2024 21:51 (one year ago)

in bog we trust

polyamerie "it's more than this 1 thing" (m bison), Wednesday, 24 April 2024 23:20 (one year ago)

Dude co-founded Netscape! well that's not nothing

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 24 April 2024 23:29 (one year ago)

bogscape

lag∞n, Thursday, 25 April 2024 02:09 (one year ago)

thinking about andreesen makes me too angry to post about the reasons he makes me angry

ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Thursday, 25 April 2024 14:56 (one year ago)

cmon lets hear it then

lag∞n, Thursday, 25 April 2024 15:11 (one year ago)

egg man bad

ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Thursday, 25 April 2024 15:32 (one year ago)

It doesn’t take middle school trauma or cultural deprivation or limitation, or an incorrect assumption of superior intelligence to end up a total libertarian asshole. Plenty endure both and are not greedy antisocial economic predators and vampires.

schrodingers cat was always cool (Hunt3r), Thursday, 25 April 2024 15:45 (one year ago)

All, both, whatever

schrodingers cat was always cool (Hunt3r), Thursday, 25 April 2024 15:46 (one year ago)

Worthwhile pod:

https://www.techwontsave.us/episode/218_the_religious_foundations_of_transhumanism_w_meghan_ogieblyn

Paris Marx is joined by Meghan O’Gieblyn to discuss parallels between transhumanism and Christian narratives of resurrection, despite the fact many transhumanists identify as staunch atheists.

Guest

Meghan O’Gieblyn is an advice columnist at Wired and the author of God, Human, Animal, Machine.

Glower, Disruption & Pies (kingfish), Thursday, 25 April 2024 16:12 (one year ago)

The Tech Baron Seeking to “Ethnically Cleanse” San Francisco

“What I’m really calling for is something like tech Zionism,” he said, after comparing his movement to those started by the biblical Abraham, Jesus Christ, Joseph Smith (founder of Mormonism), Theodor Herzl (“spiritual father” of the state of Israel), and Lee Kuan Yew (former authoritarian ruler of Singapore). Balaji then revealed his shocking ideas for a tech-governed city where citizens loyal to tech companies would form a new political tribe clad in gray t-shirts. “And if you see another Gray on the street…you do the nod,” he said, during a four-hour talk on the Moment of Zen podcast. “You’re a fellow Gray.”

“A huge win would be a Gray Pride Parade with 50,000 Grays,” said Srinivasan. “That would start to say: ‘Whose streets? Our streets!’ You have the AI Flying Spaghetti Monster. You have the Bitcoin parade. You have the drones flying overhead in formation ... You have bubbling genetic experiments on beakers … You have the police at the Gray Pride Parade. They’re flying the Anduril drones…”

Everyone would be welcome at the Gray Pride march—everyone, that is, except the Blues. Srinivasan defines the Blue political tribe as the liberal voters he implies are responsible for the city’s problems. Blues will be banned from the Gray-controlled zones, said Balaji, unlike Republicans (“Reds”).

“Reds should be welcomed there, and people should wear their tribal colors,” said Srinivasan, who compared his color-coded apartheid system to the Bloods vs. Crips gang rivalry. “No Blues should be welcomed there.”

While the Blues would be excluded, they would not be forgotten. Srinivasan imagines public screenings of anti-Blue propaganda films: “In addition to celebrating Gray and celebrating Red, you should have movies shown about Blue abuses … There should be lots of stories about what Blues are doing that is bad.”

Balaji goes on—and on. The Grays will rename city streets after tech figures and erect public monuments to memorialize the alleged horrors of progressive Democratic governance. Corporate logos and signs will fill the skyline to signify Gray dominance of the city. “Ethnically cleanse,” he said at one point, summing up his idea for a city purged of Blues (this, he says, will prevent Blues from ethnically cleansing the Grays first). The idea, he said, is to do to San Francisco what Musk did to Twitter.

mookieproof, Saturday, 27 April 2024 03:36 (one year ago)

Just trying to bring this tweet to life

Sci-Fi Author: In my book I invented the Torment Nexus as a cautionary tale

Tech Company: At long last, we have created the Torment Nexus from classic sci-fi novel Don't Create The Torment Nexus

— Alex Blechman (@AlexBlechman) November 8, 2021

papal hotwife (milo z), Saturday, 27 April 2024 04:13 (one year ago)

Tbf even other tech barons hate balaji.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Saturday, 27 April 2024 12:33 (one year ago)

he has an amazing brain that should be removed from his skull for study

ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Saturday, 27 April 2024 15:15 (one year ago)

when they’re done they could put it in Andreesen. he’s probably got some spare room in there

ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Saturday, 27 April 2024 15:16 (one year ago)

Paris Marx is joined by Meghan O’Gieblyn to discuss parallels between transhumanism and Christian narratives of resurrection, despite the fact many transhumanists identify as staunch atheists.

Oh hey, that's my friend. Everyone should read her book.

Jordan s/t (Jordan), Saturday, 27 April 2024 15:28 (one year ago)

xp -- he's going to become the double-yolker

mark s, Saturday, 27 April 2024 15:31 (one year ago)

that’s right

ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Saturday, 27 April 2024 18:03 (one year ago)

very perfect for a tech guy to pick gray for his authoritarian color, dont want to get people too riled up over your movement with an actual color

lag∞n, Saturday, 27 April 2024 19:50 (one year ago)

They are both laughable and scary in equal doses.

The Artist formerly known as Earlnash, Saturday, 27 April 2024 20:09 (one year ago)

the original greyshirts (be prepared to be dismally unsurprised):
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/South_African_Gentile_National_Socialist_Movement

mark s, Saturday, 27 April 2024 20:11 (one year ago)

These folks loved grey everything too: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Technocracy_movement

Elvis Telecom, Monday, 29 April 2024 06:38 (one year ago)

And in The President Vanishes (1934), an organization known as "The Grey Shirts" is part of a conspiracy to overthrow the U.S. president.

Infanta Terrible (j.lu), Monday, 29 April 2024 12:40 (one year ago)

Technocracy_movement

> it would be enough that every citizen worked a cycle of four consecutive days, four hours a day, followed by three days off. By "tiling" the days and working hours of seven groups, industry and services could be operated 24 hours a day, seven days a week.

4 day weeks, 4 hour days...

koogs, Monday, 29 April 2024 15:53 (one year ago)

What a card.. I live on the West Coast, so I 'get it'

An exclusive Capitol Hill forum meant to connect the tech industry with Congress took a bewildering political turn on Wednesday when a key CEO condemned “pagan” anti-Israel protests, suggested the protesters be sent to North Korea and mused about launching drone strikes on his business enemies.

The comments came from Alex Karp of Palantir Technologies, the Peter Thiel-linked firm increasingly at the center of Washington’s defense-tech plans.

“We’re gonna do an exchange program sponsored by Karp,” he said. “A couple months in North Korea, nice-tasting flavored bark. See how you feel about that.”

Asked about Karp’s remarks, which at times caused visible discomfort among some attendees, the organizer said that was part of the point.

“The whole goal of the Hill & Valley Forum is to bridge the cultural gap between Washington and Silicon Valley,” said Helberg, who conducted the on-stage interview with Karp on Wednesday. “So it’s great for both sides to familiarize themselves with a little bit of West Coast humor.”

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 1 May 2024 23:35 (one year ago)

saying the quiet parts out loud seems to be more and more common

I painted my teeth (sleeve), Wednesday, 1 May 2024 23:37 (one year ago)

I hope Karp dies a slow and painful death

butt dumb tight my boners got boners (the table is the table), Thursday, 2 May 2024 01:29 (one year ago)

two weeks pass...

i try not to think about competitors too much, but i cannot stop thinking about the aesthetic difference between openai and google pic.twitter.com/hRFYhzm5K8

— Sam Altman (@sama) May 16, 2024

You're literally bragging about OpenAI looking like McDonald's. pic.twitter.com/yRyxJ9XKUT

— Reid Southen (@Rahll) May 17, 2024

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 17 May 2024 15:11 (eleven months ago)

the existence of a Sam Altman implies the existence of a Sam Mainman

ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Friday, 17 May 2024 15:49 (eleven months ago)

The Scandi-Japanese look is all the rage in 2019

Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 17 May 2024 17:22 (eleven months ago)

that updated 70s fernbar shit is perfect for that generation really

well below the otm mendoza line (Hunt3r), Friday, 17 May 2024 17:40 (eleven months ago)

Odd bunch tbqh

To the journalists contacting me about the AGI consensual non-consensual (cnc) sex parties—

During my twenties in Silicon Valley, I ran among elite tech/AI circles through the community house scene. I have seen some troubling things around social circles of early OpenAI… https://t.co/LtkBjIMvGi

— Sonia Joseph (@soniajoseph_) May 17, 2024

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Saturday, 18 May 2024 03:11 (eleven months ago)

I’m going to regret asking this but what is consensual nonconsensual

Are you addicted to struggling with your horse? (Boring, Maryland), Saturday, 18 May 2024 03:29 (eleven months ago)

sexual assault fantasies

papal hotwife (milo z), Saturday, 18 May 2024 03:53 (eleven months ago)

sand hill road VC brain

You don’t have to go to university to succeed in life.

— Rishi Sunak (@RishiSunak) May 29, 2024

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 30 May 2024 17:49 (eleven months ago)

Jack Dorsey gave $10 million to an anonymous founder with a deep devotion to a fascist 'guru':
https://www.businessinsider.com/jack-dorsey-fiatjaf-nostr-donation-2024-6

lmao this fucken guy

rob, Thursday, 6 June 2024 14:50 (eleven months ago)

lol what the heck

Nostr "has no board, no company behind it, no funding," Dorsey said in an interview with the Silicon Valley outlet Pirate Wires last month. "It's a truly open protocol. The development environment is moving fast. And I gave a bunch of money to them."

"We don't know who the leader is, it's like this anonymous Brazilian," Dorsey said.

That anonymous Brazilian is Giovanni Torres Parra

lag∞n, Thursday, 6 June 2024 14:58 (eleven months ago)

one month passes...

this dude again, becoming a young swede

Bryan Johnson has spent millions of dollars on his quest for eternal youth in the last few years on a mission to reduce his age, recently undergoing a cutting edge stem cell procedure.

The biohacker, from California, traveled to a luxury resort in the Bahamas, co-owned by Tiger Woods and Justin Timberlake, to get 300 million stem cells injected into his shoulders, hips and knees.

The stem cells are sourced from young Swedish bone marrow by a company called Cell Colars Clinical, in an effort to increase his longevity and improve joint health.

'Each joint stem cells are the body's repair system, those healthy young Swedish cells should multiply in my body future proofing all of my major joints and taking me one step closer to age 18,' Johnson explained in the video posted to YouTube.

The stem cells traveled 5,000 miles from Sweden to the Bahamas, transported in cryo tanks filled with liquid nitrogen.

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 10 July 2024 23:52 (nine months ago)

Is this the fucker who spends millions and injects himself with thousands of things all so he looks like a lesbian slightly older than his natural age?

Tsar Bombadil (James Morrison), Thursday, 11 July 2024 10:21 (nine months ago)

yes

butt dumb tight my boners got boners (the table is the table), Thursday, 11 July 2024 13:10 (nine months ago)

he's gonna give himself cancer

, Thursday, 11 July 2024 13:38 (nine months ago)

What a tragedy that would be

beard papa, Friday, 12 July 2024 07:36 (nine months ago)

well think about the actual cancer patients that could use that young swedish bone marrow! and he's buying up all the cells

Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 12 July 2024 19:02 (nine months ago)

theres def some major gender questioning aspect of this guys thing thats not being addressed in the many articles because its not as funny hes just doing it in a very weird rich guy way, dont ask me how i know i cant remember exactly i just read some thing where it was obvious

lag∞n, Friday, 12 July 2024 19:09 (nine months ago)

you mean the one where he brags about having a boner all night?

, Friday, 12 July 2024 19:30 (nine months ago)

the smoothest-looking horny man

ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Friday, 12 July 2024 19:36 (nine months ago)

great timeline today

Me reading David Sacks timeline as he slowly loses his mind pic.twitter.com/iMFYsqY4Nt

— BuccoCapital Bloke (@buccocapital) July 22, 2024

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 22 July 2024 02:38 (nine months ago)

very funny that the sv brain geniuses finally came out for trump days before biden dropped out, they thought they had it in the bag lmao

lag∞n, Monday, 22 July 2024 02:48 (nine months ago)

One name that keeps popping up in DC tonight as a possible Harris VP pick:

Mark Cuban. https://t.co/Calk2qCPNl

— Justin Slaughter (@JBSDC) July 22, 2024

This is the most cryptobrain shit imaginable but how awesome would it be to have a Shark Tank host one heartbeat away from the Presidency?

papal hotwife (milo z), Monday, 22 July 2024 02:57 (nine months ago)

loool

OK, as Chairman of the Interwebs, I’m going to turn off the WiFi now and want everyone in their PJs and in bed ASAP!

It’s been a big day, and a crazy week, so let’s all get some Zzzzzs and be ready for breakfast by 8am — I’m making waffles! 🧇

That goes for you @DavidSacks and…

— @jason (@Jason) July 22, 2024

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 22 July 2024 03:02 (nine months ago)

what a classic VC move to buy Trump at the peak

— Jordan Schneider (@jordanschnyc) July 22, 2024

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 22 July 2024 03:02 (nine months ago)

https://i.imgur.com/68n79QP.png

what happened to our zuck

lag∞n, Wednesday, 24 July 2024 11:14 (nine months ago)

Is he auditioning to be the scrawny guy on the Jersey Shote reboot?

Methuselah/Van Winkle ‘24 (DJP), Wednesday, 24 July 2024 12:23 (nine months ago)

Lmao

pic.twitter.com/LXxOksekT1

— Toozebrah (@olzhu) July 25, 2024

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 25 July 2024 11:30 (nine months ago)

background:

In 2016 an internal legal investigation at Zenefits found the company's licensing was out of compliance and that Conrad had created a browser extension to skirt training requirements for selling insurance in California. After self-reporting these issues, Zenefits hired an independent third party to do an internal audit of its licensing controls and sent the report to all 50 states. The California Department of Insurance as well as the Massachusetts Division of Insurance began investigations of their own based on Zenefits' report. Parker Conrad resigned as CEO and director in February and COO David O. Sacks was named as his replacement.

Sacks wasn't just COO, he was a major investor. Sounds like he knew what was going on that they fed Conrad to the SEC. Not sure I'd be airing out the fall guy from my previous venture but I don't have his amazing brain

ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Thursday, 25 July 2024 14:21 (nine months ago)

I started reading this and no I don't need that many rabbit holes

I’ve had a handful of non-tech people ask me wtf is going on here, so I’ll try and explain the crazy drama currently transpiring in Tech/VC Twitter. This round started with this post. pic.twitter.com/kgOPOc5Ns5

— Deva Hazarika (@devahaz) July 25, 2024

Alba, Thursday, 25 July 2024 20:11 (nine months ago)

the funny part is all of these guys are in the VC space so when they casually say something like "regulatory issue arcana" or "regulatory issues that weren't a big deal" you can read that as "they didn't follow any regulations at all because they'd rather be slapped on the wrist than slow down the company"

which, idk, make of that what you will but it shows how it's pretty much taken for granted in that space

one of my coworkers who used to work here just returned after a stint at a VC-funded company that recently got bought out. they were considering going public, but decided to sell instead because they didn't want to deal with a SEC vetting!

ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Thursday, 25 July 2024 21:04 (nine months ago)

these guys getting rich off companies with the goofiest names is too perfect

Paul Graham is the founder of Y Combinator, the most successful startup accelerator in history, providing advice and funding to many very successful startups. Parker’s startups Zenefits and Rippling were part of YC. Here’s what Paul had to say about David’s comments. pic.twitter.com/7jJe3b9MXT

— Deva Hazarika (@devahaz) July 25, 2024

lag∞n, Thursday, 25 July 2024 21:08 (nine months ago)

All VCs deserve Mr. Choppy.

butt dumb tight my boners got boners (the table is the table), Thursday, 25 July 2024 21:13 (nine months ago)

yeah this is the most let them fight situation of all time

lag∞n, Thursday, 25 July 2024 21:15 (nine months ago)

I interviewed at rippling. They record every interview unless you opt out. Weird bunch of lads.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 25 July 2024 23:35 (nine months ago)

that place is constantly trying to hire people too, or so their job postings would lead you to believe.

I? not I! He! He! HIM! (akm), Friday, 26 July 2024 01:03 (nine months ago)

Lmao at writing a script to advance the employees through the pre-licensing insurance broker course. That's why they got the fine they got.

il lavoro mi rovina la giornata (PBKR), Friday, 26 July 2024 12:09 (nine months ago)

I interviewed at rippling. They record every interview unless you opt out. Weird bunch of lads.

― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, July 25, 2024 4:35 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

I did an interview at UPenn once, for a job I was overqualified for, and the first round of interviews involved being asked questions on-screen— not by a human— and then recording yourself answering said questions. This swagless and soulless process was, of course, the brainchild of two Wharton MBAs whom I believe sold the tech to some company and are probably making more in a year than I will in the next ten. I hope they die.

butt dumb tight my boners got boners (the table is the table), Friday, 26 July 2024 14:27 (nine months ago)

oh yiiiikes

maf you one two (maffew12), Friday, 26 July 2024 14:41 (nine months ago)

that's bleaker than the online tech tests. at least in that situation you can make the case that there's a right answer a computer can grade you on, even if it's a stretch to say the thing you're being tested on is useful.

the gross thing about rippling is afaict they don't actually do anything with these recordings. they just put them in a big data warehouse in case they're worth something to someone one day when they sell the company.

could be worse i suppose https://www.businessinsider.com/bridgewater-records-conversations-2014-12?op=1.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 26 July 2024 15:00 (nine months ago)

I worked for Sephora on the e-commerce team and they required people who were interviewing for development jobs to go through some stupid camera-on recorded script interview thing with a bunch of idiotic behavioral questions, and it records your eye movements and gave the interviewee a trustworthy score. I wasn't subjected to that for some reason, but someone I referred was. I told her not to do it and then got into a big fight with leadership about it; they'd actually gotted rid of that system previously because the optics were bad, people were concerned it was highly biased, etc, but the CTO re-implemented it. They then ditched it a year later. These things are completely non-science based, just total bullshit.

I? not I! He! He! HIM! (akm), Friday, 26 July 2024 15:09 (nine months ago)

the best/worst part of interviewing people is when you come across a interviewee that is truly out there, often in a way that was not indicated in their resume -- or their resume is outright fraud

it's one of the burdens of interviewing that you have to run into a few of those. having a recorded video to watch to rule out deeply unsettling candidates is a heresy. you must, at times, feel deeply unsettled

ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Friday, 26 July 2024 15:37 (nine months ago)

idk, these interviews sound ok, not as weird as the last one i had where i was asked what i would do if i came across a tortoise in the desert flipped over on its back, belly baking in the hot sun, trying to flip itself over but it can't. not sure how i was supposed to respond to that one. i might have been recorded for that one too, not sure, don't remember.

, Friday, 26 July 2024 15:47 (nine months ago)

You tell them you would do nothing because you are a Replicant. It is more acceptable than murdering them.

horizontal, Friday, 26 July 2024 15:54 (nine months ago)

it's like i always say, "when life gives you a turtle, make soup!"

budo jeru, Friday, 26 July 2024 16:56 (nine months ago)

good new everyone! https://www.businessinsider.com/palmer-luckey-anduril-defense-startup-funding-tesla-weapons-factory-2024-8

rob, Thursday, 8 August 2024 17:11 (eight months ago)

"The bottom line is America and our allies don't have enough stuff," Chris Brose, Anduril's chief strategy officer, said.

il lavoro mi rovina la giornata (PBKR), Thursday, 8 August 2024 17:38 (eight months ago)

im always saying that

lag∞n, Thursday, 8 August 2024 17:40 (eight months ago)

'Palmer Luckey'? no way I'm investing in that name

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 8 August 2024 18:39 (eight months ago)

glanced at that url and thought it said amanda palmer

mookieproof, Friday, 9 August 2024 00:51 (eight months ago)

same

I painted my teeth (sleeve), Friday, 9 August 2024 00:58 (eight months ago)

A client accidentally double paid a $15K invoice recently.

I called to let them know and said I would shred the check. They asked me to please mail the check back to them.

I had to use ChatGPT to learn where to buy a stamp.

I went to Walgreens, and they made me buy 20.

I…

— Brandon Avedikian (@bavedikian) August 9, 2024

papal hotwife (milo z), Sunday, 11 August 2024 01:44 (eight months ago)

dude is truly arrogantly dumb but also engagement farming. disregard

ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Sunday, 11 August 2024 04:17 (eight months ago)

someone should tell him that stamps don't have a use-by date on them and he can keep them in case someone else needs something sending via non-email at a future date

koogs, Sunday, 11 August 2024 15:05 (eight months ago)

the thing that really makes the post is the claim that not knowing how to mail things is a competitive advantage, but he does know how to do it now so is that a problem, i guess hes talking about from a mindset (barf) pov hes so relentlessly future facing that it gives him an edge, he uses email instead lol, obvs just some bs to rile people up but its still kind of interesting

https://i.imgur.com/xFJIXJx.png

lag∞n, Sunday, 11 August 2024 15:10 (eight months ago)

lol

I strongly prefer email and want to push the world forward.

— Brandon Avedikian (@bavedikian) August 9, 2024

lag∞n, Sunday, 11 August 2024 15:11 (eight months ago)

that is some truly brainbreaking trolling there

brimstead, Sunday, 11 August 2024 15:21 (eight months ago)

you can only tip your cap

lag∞n, Sunday, 11 August 2024 15:22 (eight months ago)

then why is accepting checks as payment? that's so 1954 bro

Andy the Grasshopper, Monday, 12 August 2024 18:08 (eight months ago)

About a year ago my wife’s debit card was eaten by an ATM so she tried to pay for groceries by check at a major supermarket. The clerk and a manager had no idea what to do with it.

Bad Bairns (Boring, Maryland), Monday, 12 August 2024 18:37 (eight months ago)

I deal with checks at my job all the time... they're still out there and don't seem to be going away anytime soon, despite the multitude of payment options out there

Andy the Grasshopper, Monday, 12 August 2024 18:42 (eight months ago)

I feel like I always end up writing about 1 check a year, in recent years mostly to contractors for various home repairs. It's still a pretty easy way to move large-ish amounts of money around.

silverfish, Monday, 12 August 2024 18:59 (eight months ago)

I always just go get a money order from Amscot if I have to send a check to someone.

Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Monday, 12 August 2024 19:10 (eight months ago)

theyre still used a lot in business, not so much retail

lag∞n, Monday, 12 August 2024 19:10 (eight months ago)

I still write checks for rent.. the management co. set up a payment portal which was free for awhile but then began charging a $2.50 'convenience fee' so I went back to mailing a paper check to inconvenience them

Andy the Grasshopper, Monday, 12 August 2024 19:15 (eight months ago)

only use checks to pay rent and parking space rental, to two companies at the same address.

dan selzer, Monday, 12 August 2024 19:45 (eight months ago)

Finally stopped writing checks earlier this year -- I'd only been doing them for rent for a few years now and I was able to persuade my landlord to go with Zelle (whatever works, I figure).

Ned Raggett, Monday, 12 August 2024 19:48 (eight months ago)

I took a class in law school on negotiable instruments (which includes checks). We learned things like the laws and history around how checks clear, endorsing checks, liability for fraud, etc. A truly byzantine area of the law that developed over decades and felt held together by glue and wishful thinking. I hated and have mostly forgotten it.

il lavoro mi rovina la giornata (PBKR), Monday, 12 August 2024 19:51 (eight months ago)

The only check I write now is rent, but that gets handled by Bilt (credit card that earns points for rent).

every year or so I get a check for like $12 for a class action suit I have no knowledge of.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 12 August 2024 20:34 (eight months ago)

My rent is paid in cash directly to my landlord at the motel he also owns.

Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Monday, 12 August 2024 21:44 (eight months ago)

Used to go to the bank in our building and write a check for cash every week for spending money. That branch closed otherwise I would still be doing it.

just like Christopher Wray said (brownie), Tuesday, 13 August 2024 22:11 (eight months ago)

Used to go to the bank in our building and write a check for cash every week for spending money. That branch closed otherwise I would still be doing it.

just like Christopher Wray said (brownie), Tuesday, 13 August 2024 22:13 (eight months ago)

Our mortgage is serviced through one bank, and we both use another bank, so every month I write a check and electronically deposit it in the mortgage bank account because there is a fee to transfer funds between the two banks. This is a stupid situation, but I have talked to both banks about it, and they say it's the only way to do it without a fee. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

butt dumb tight my boners got boners (the table is the table), Tuesday, 13 August 2024 22:24 (eight months ago)

Imagine being woken up at 4 a.m. by cars honking at each other. That's what some San Francisco residents have been dealing with for weeks, as the Waymos can be heard in this video honking and blinking headlights in a parking lot outside of their condo. https://t.co/2cVmDfUk4i pic.twitter.com/pkxNTT5vXd

— ABC7 News (@abc7newsbayarea) August 13, 2024

lag∞n, Wednesday, 14 August 2024 15:59 (eight months ago)

very perfect for a tech guy to pick gray for his authoritarian color, dont want to get people too riled up over your movement with an actual color

― lag∞n, Saturday, April 27, 2024 3:50 PM (three months ago) bookmarkflaglink

https://s26162.pcdn.co/wp-content/uploads/2024/08/nazis.jpg

https://lithub.com/bigoted-bookselling-when-the-nazis-opened-a-propaganda-bookstore-in-los-angeles/

Note "Silver Shirt Literature" in the store's sign.

Infanta Terrible (j.lu), Thursday, 22 August 2024 12:05 (eight months ago)

https://www.nytimes.com/2024/08/28/magazine/prospera-honduras-crypto.html

to save you time, here is the best line in the article:

Keller Easterling, the urbanist and architectural theorist, considers Próspera a city in name only, akin to “say, Mattress City.”

na (NA), Wednesday, 28 August 2024 14:46 (eight months ago)

Próspera has become particularly well known for the zone’s experimental medical facilities, which run clinical trials unburdened by F.D.A. standards. The week of my visit, Patri Friedman, grandson of the economist Milton Friedman and the founder of a start-up-cities fund that invested in Próspera, had a chip with his Tesla key implanted into his hand. On a previous trip he brushed his teeth with genetically modified bacteria purported to prevent cavities. Another time he was injected with a protein booster intended to make him “stronger and faster,” as he put it at a conference in Roatán that weekend.

na (NA), Wednesday, 28 August 2024 14:48 (eight months ago)

https://t.co/zphvgcRGDy pic.twitter.com/dEiV99UEFk

— BuccoCapital Bloke (@buccocapital) September 3, 2024

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 3 September 2024 11:51 (eight months ago)

gone now

Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 4 September 2024 22:01 (eight months ago)

three weeks pass...

I was going to post "The Limits to Growth was a huge deal" but my supervisor is writing a book about the history of models, so I may have a pretty skewed perspective on this

― rob, Wednesday, May 5, 2021 8:33 AM

Did that book ever come out?

Elvis Telecom, Thursday, 26 September 2024 17:34 (seven months ago)

Theoretically the limit to growth is the point at which the death rate matches the birth rate and population settles into equilibrium. In real populations explosive growth such as humans have achieved in the past century predictably leads to rapid population collapse, not equilibrium.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Thursday, 26 September 2024 17:53 (seven months ago)

that is a completely literal observation and not especially here nor there, but yes

ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Friday, 27 September 2024 03:31 (seven months ago)

https://i.imgur.com/Ma2buFf.jpeg

mookieproof, Friday, 27 September 2024 23:38 (seven months ago)

Engagements require a witness?! Maybe when it's someone you met in a jacuzzi I guess.

I am the agent of Judas Priest (Matt #2), Saturday, 28 September 2024 00:35 (seven months ago)

.@ariellezuck on stage at @theinformation’s Women in Tech, Media and Finance conference says she looks for “rizz” (charisma) and “tizz” (autism — sufficient neurodivergence to pursue an idea!) when investing in founders pic.twitter.com/UHeOvalASm

— Erin Woo (@erinkwoo) October 8, 2024

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 8 October 2024 23:19 (six months ago)

maybe not the right thread, but I despise the word 'founder' in this context

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 9 October 2024 00:00 (six months ago)

I prefer "founder" as a verb pertaining to shipwrecks.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Wednesday, 9 October 2024 03:48 (six months ago)

somewhat interesting memorial to WebVan, a corporate name I honestly haven't thought of in two decades

https://www.sfgate.com/food/article/rise-fall-bay-area-startup-webvan-19829522.php

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 17 October 2024 00:57 (six months ago)

Breaking Bad is a co-founder story disguised as a drug-dealing story.

It’s a hilariously accurate image of what co-founder challenges look like.

Here are the best example scenes and what you can learn from them.

— Hiten Shah (@hnshah) October 20, 2024

papal hotwife (milo z), Monday, 21 October 2024 16:01 (six months ago)

lol

lag∞n, Monday, 21 October 2024 16:02 (six months ago)

guy with one life experience, being a co-founder of a tech startup:

hmm, getting a lot of co-founder vibes from this tv show

ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Monday, 21 October 2024 16:41 (six months ago)

was going to connect the dots between Marc Andreessen and Gus Fring but that led to the discovery that Andreessen is only 53?! Soul removal surgery really ages you.

papal hotwife (milo z), Monday, 21 October 2024 16:45 (six months ago)

Can we fast-forward to the bit where all the co-founders lie dead in a pool of their own cancerous blood?

Tsar Bombadil (James Morrison), Tuesday, 22 October 2024 04:08 (six months ago)

sorry guys, you're all Gale

frogbs, Tuesday, 22 October 2024 04:15 (six months ago)

Can’t argue with fancy coffee

papal hotwife (milo z), Tuesday, 22 October 2024 05:24 (six months ago)

https://apnews.com/article/ai-artificial-intelligence-health-business-90020cdf5fa16c79ca2e5b6c4c9bbb14

Tech behemoth OpenAI has touted its artificial intelligence-powered transcription tool Whisper as having near “human level robustness and accuracy.”

But Whisper has a major flaw: It is prone to making up chunks of text or even entire sentences, according to interviews with more than a dozen software engineers, developers and academic researchers. Those experts said some of the invented text — known in the industry as hallucinations — can include racial commentary, violent rhetoric and even imagined medical treatments.

The full extent of the problem is difficult to discern, but researchers and engineers said they frequently have come across Whisper’s hallucinations in their work. A University of Michigan researcher conducting a study of public meetings, for example, said he found hallucinations in eight out of every 10 audio transcriptions he inspected, before he started trying to improve the model.
A machine learning engineer said he initially discovered hallucinations in about half of the over 100 hours of Whisper transcriptions he analyzed. A third developer said he found hallucinations in nearly every one of the 26,000 transcripts he created with Whisper.

In an example they uncovered, a speaker said, “He, the boy, was going to, I’m not sure exactly, take the umbrella.”

But the transcription software added: “He took a big piece of a cross, a teeny, small piece ... I’m sure he didn’t have a terror knife so he killed a number of people.”

A speaker in another recording described “two other girls and one lady.” Whisper invented extra commentary on race, adding “two other girls and one lady, um, which were Black.”

In a third transcription, Whisper invented a non-existent medication called “hyperactivated antibiotics.”

chihuahuau, Tuesday, 29 October 2024 14:05 (six months ago)

He took a big piece of a cross, a teeny, small piece ... I’m sure he didn’t have a terror knife so he killed a number of people.

lmao

lag∞n, Tuesday, 29 October 2024 14:08 (six months ago)

we should have hyperactivated antibiotics by now and Whisper knows it

ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Tuesday, 29 October 2024 14:15 (six months ago)

Ain’t so funny when one of these shitty transcriptions misquotes you so that that makes you sound like an idiot and that’s the quote that runs on a local news website. (Without contacting me to verify).

Booger Swamp Road (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, 29 October 2024 14:17 (six months ago)

oh wow

lag∞n, Tuesday, 29 October 2024 14:24 (six months ago)

I hope you tore them a new one

Or, as Whisper might say, I hope you pour them a Mexican taco

DJP, Tuesday, 29 October 2024 14:26 (six months ago)

i couldn't, I'm a bureaucrat quoted while on the job. not anything my employer cared enough about.

Booger Swamp Road (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, 29 October 2024 14:35 (six months ago)

Ain’t so funny when one of these shitty transcriptions misquotes you so that that makes you sound like an idiot and that’s the quote that runs on a local news website. (Without contacting me to verify).


This happened to me, though it was just a government press release… workload housing (no such thing) instead of work-live housing, which is a thing that exists and that recent code changes have unintentionally made absurdly impossible to get permits for here.

sarahell, Tuesday, 29 October 2024 14:56 (six months ago)

Xp.Boring … it’s related to California state code, so you probably haven’t encountered this conundrum

sarahell, Tuesday, 29 October 2024 14:59 (six months ago)

ha! and there's also "workforce" housing

Booger Swamp Road (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, 29 October 2024 16:13 (six months ago)

Yes! And the work-live housing in question would also be workforce housing (80 - 120% AMI) … maybe the AI needs to be taught Municode

sarahell, Tuesday, 29 October 2024 16:29 (six months ago)

it needs to be taught what "eleemosynary" means

Booger Swamp Road (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, 29 October 2024 16:54 (six months ago)

"He took a big piece of a cross, a teeny, small piece ... I’m sure he didn’t have a terror knife so he killed a number of people"

this is like a quote from a Trump rally used to prove that, contrary to all the reports, he's recently regained a lot of his lost coherence

the last visible dot (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 29 October 2024 16:55 (six months ago)

that does sound like him

lag∞n, Tuesday, 29 October 2024 16:56 (six months ago)

three weeks pass...

For 20% of SF's public transit budget you could buy and run a fleet of 15,000 Waymos and let everyone ride for free. Thats enough to cover the entire ridership of SF's public bus system with much better service.

Assumptions:
-Conservative 12 year average life of the Waymo with…

— Blake Byers (@byersblake) November 22, 2024

shut down mass transit for this thing that doesn't actually exist and if it did would completely choke every road in the city

papal hotwife (milo z), Sunday, 24 November 2024 00:08 (five months ago)

as someone who lives in SF and has seen more than my share of countless waymos broken down/inoperable or just stopped dead in the middle of an intersection or crosswalk of a major intersection with the emergency lights going willy nilly... let's leave muni/mass transit alone, passenger cars are the root problem of urban planning, not the future.

Mrs. Ippei (Steve Shasta), Sunday, 24 November 2024 04:07 (five months ago)

'conservative 12 year average life' good lord

mookieproof, Sunday, 24 November 2024 04:24 (five months ago)

Even if all of that worked, splitting a 20-person bus into 20 cars wouldn't.

Andrew Farrell, Sunday, 24 November 2024 10:32 (five months ago)

also completely oblivious to the possibility that an offer of free unlimited point-to-point transportation just miiiight increase that ridership a hair.

the last visible dot (Doctor Casino), Sunday, 24 November 2024 11:40 (five months ago)

I was going to post "The Limits to Growth was a huge deal" but my supervisor is writing a book about the history of models, so I may have a pretty skewed perspective on this

― rob, Wednesday, May 5, 2021 8:33 AM

Did that book ever come out?

― Elvis Telecom, Thursday, September 26, 2024 1:34 PM (one month ago)

sorry I only just noticed this post! crazy to realize this much time has passed, but no not yet. He did recently submit the revised, post-reader-reviews ms so assuming that goes well, maybe it'll be out in a year? lol scholarly publishing

rob, Sunday, 24 November 2024 16:11 (five months ago)

Goddamn, 15,000 cars to cover 600,000 daily ridership, a disproportionate amount of which is going to be at peak times, how are these people so deeply stupid?

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Tuesday, 26 November 2024 00:00 (five months ago)

Just need to do it like school busses and have every place of employment on a staggered schedule. If you work at a place whose name starts with A-D you go in at 7:30, if you work at Zoinks! your workday doesn’t start until noon.

papal hotwife (milo z), Tuesday, 26 November 2024 00:08 (five months ago)

I just realized that those Waymos are actually made by... Jaguar

by far the ugliest Jaguar I've ever seen, but I guess they're going through some, ahem, 'rebranding' strategy

Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 26 November 2024 00:12 (five months ago)

https://i.imgur.com/p4xYAcx.png

lag∞n, Tuesday, 26 November 2024 02:23 (five months ago)

https://bsky.app/profile/itch.io/post/3lcu6h465bs2n

I kid you not,
has been taken down by Funko of "Funko Pop" because they use some trash "AI Powered" Brand Protection Software called Brand Shield that created some bogus Phishing report to our registrar, iwantmyname, who ignored our response and just disabled the domain

chihuahuau, Monday, 9 December 2024 14:40 (four months ago)

another copy paste failure, try #2:

I kid you not, itch.io has been taken down by Funko of "Funko Pop" because they use some trash "AI Powered" Brand Protection Software called Brand Shield that created some bogus Phishing report to our registrar, iwantmyname, who ignored our response and just disabled the domain

chihuahuau, Monday, 9 December 2024 14:42 (four months ago)

it gets better:

This is not a joke, Funko just called my mom pic.twitter.com/P1ST7DDD2i

— itch.io (@itchio) December 9, 2024

chihuahuau, Monday, 9 December 2024 23:28 (four months ago)

Haha what

DJP, Monday, 9 December 2024 23:34 (four months ago)

^ source: https://bsky.app/profile/warpingrealitiesvr.bsky.social/post/3lcvkiwfxmc2g

chihuahuau, Monday, 9 December 2024 23:38 (four months ago)

four weeks pass...

Zuck goes Musk

Meta will get rid of factcheckers, “dramatically reduce the amount of censorship” and recommend more political content on its platforms, including Facebook, Instagram and Threads, founder Mark Zuckerberg has announced.

In a video message, Zuckerberg vowed to prioritise free speech after the return of Donald Trump to the White House and said that, starting in the US, he would “get rid of factcheckers and replace them with community notes similar to X”.

Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 7 January 2025 20:51 (four months ago)

Zuck has definitely learned that drafting Musk is a good play. Let Musk take the arrows, Zuck can just be the second worst and no one will pay him any mind.

fajita seas, Tuesday, 7 January 2025 21:00 (four months ago)

JFC:

Zuckerberg said Meta’s “factcheckers have just been too politically biased and have destroyed more trust than they’ve created”.

The tech firm’s content moderation teams will be moved from California to Texas “where there is less concern about the bias of our teams”, he said.

Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 7 January 2025 21:01 (four months ago)

Kowtowing to Ken Paxton, I see

The Whimsical Muse (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, 7 January 2025 21:36 (four months ago)

Zuck making these platform even more shitty and unusable that’ll do the trick

The Whimsical Muse (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, 7 January 2025 21:37 (four months ago)

Which worth more: a million enraged/engaged addicted users or ten million occasional users sharing stories about their grandkids and dogs?

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Tuesday, 7 January 2025 21:42 (four months ago)

I had to log on to FB the other day for the first time since COVID and was reminded of what a garbage site it was/is.

Even my IG feed has been a ghost town in the past year or 2.

Now with Zuck quadrupling down on the METAverse over the past 2 years, where I read somewhere that the only gains in that market were in niche Roblox campaigns... and once Roblox fades he's gonna have to sell a shitton of RayBans with spatial computing capabilities to keep the stock price afloat.

...but then again I thought X/Tesla was doomed and even today there's people on this very board still posting twitter links and driving Teslas.

Easier said then done apparently!

Mrs. Ippei (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 7 January 2025 22:14 (four months ago)

three weeks pass...

wild story this rationalist cult of bay area data scientists murdering people including a couple of them getting in a shootout with border patrol right down the road from me in northern vt

https://openvallejo.org/2025/01/27/suspects-in-killings-of-vallejo-witness-vermont-border-patrol-agent-connected-by-marriage-license-extreme-ideology/

lag∞n, Wednesday, 29 January 2025 15:23 (three months ago)

self-described “vegan Sith” ideology

looking good so far

hurled a bottle of ink at a wren (cat), Wednesday, 29 January 2025 15:34 (three months ago)

theyre severely scifi poisoned, apparently very serious about rokos basilisk

lag∞n, Wednesday, 29 January 2025 15:41 (three months ago)

wild story this _rationalist_ cult of bay area data scientists murdering people including a couple of them getting in a shootout with border patrol right down the road from me in northern vt

https://openvallejo.org/2025/01/27/suspects-in-killings-of-vallejo-witness-vermont-border-patrol-agent-connected-by-marriage-license-extreme-ideology🕸/


These kids seem even crazier than the people I know who might know them … jfc. That part of Vallejo is kinda like what parts of Oakland used to be like imo.

sarahell, Wednesday, 29 January 2025 15:44 (three months ago)

better get out there and do some reporting, early awaiting your filings

lag∞n, Wednesday, 29 January 2025 15:47 (three months ago)

Speaking of SV cults, the leader of this one tried to recruit my wife https://medium.com/@zoecurzi/my-experience-with-leverage-research-17e96a8e540b

rainbow calx (lukas), Wednesday, 29 January 2025 16:38 (three months ago)

First she got invited to a one-day conference, apparently not put on by someone at Leverage, with a mix of legit and woo stuff ("quantum healing"). She met him there and had a call with him where he tried to recruit her to do "research", she got a weird vibe from it and then poked around.

rainbow calx (lukas), Wednesday, 29 January 2025 16:40 (three months ago)

yikes

lag∞n, Wednesday, 29 January 2025 16:42 (three months ago)

This TrueAnon is a doozy, covering Silicon Valley cults, LessWrong, Rationalism, etc https://m.soundcloud.com/trueanonpod/zizian-murder-cult-1

Glower, Disruption & Pies (kingfish), Thursday, 30 January 2025 18:58 (three months ago)

a buddy just texted me that link

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 30 January 2025 19:03 (three months ago)

Max Read also covering it

https://maxread.substack.com/p/the-zizians-and-the-rationalist-death

Glower, Disruption & Pies (kingfish), Friday, 31 January 2025 22:18 (three months ago)

I just read that earlier, it is bananas

my favorite herbs are fennel and Drake (DJP), Friday, 31 January 2025 22:39 (three months ago)

weird shit

lag∞n, Saturday, 1 February 2025 02:09 (three months ago)

thank u to max for reading all that stuff

lag∞n, Saturday, 1 February 2025 02:10 (three months ago)

By the same token, the ability to dismiss an argument with a “that sounds nuts,” without needing recourse to a point-by-point rebuttal, is anathema to the rationalist project. But it’s a pretty important skill to have if you want to avoid joining cults.

Loved this from Max's piece

rainbow calx (lukas), Saturday, 1 February 2025 04:14 (three months ago)

I made the mistake of clicking through to some of the (archived) articles and the level of jargon to describe everything is wild. I'm pretty sure the people in this deep could describe going to the store to buy a carrot and it'd take me a few minutes to figure out what they were talking about

ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Saturday, 1 February 2025 18:54 (three months ago)

def larping as very serious intellectuals

lag∞n, Saturday, 1 February 2025 19:28 (three months ago)

theres a thing where internet communities built around a certain artform or idea get so insular and create their own culture but the culture ends up being really low quality because of its lack of exposure more developed mainstream traditions, like webcomics or youtube you just want to be like you should look at normal comics or tv and try to be more like that instead of just starting from scratch and only talking to each other

lag∞n, Saturday, 1 February 2025 19:34 (three months ago)

well said

I think the rationalist ppl were more on their own forums but it all seems very tumblr-adjacent if not also tumblr. And lots of things from niche internet communities definitely everted (to borrow a usage from William Gibson) but it's very weird when you run into people irl who know the deep lore and assume that since some words/memes broke containment or cross-pollinated it means the rest of their shtick is normalized or even healthy

ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Saturday, 1 February 2025 19:42 (three months ago)

Xp maracas.jpg

sarahell, Saturday, 1 February 2025 20:44 (three months ago)

Hn discussion of this max’s piece

https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=42897871

IIUC the Bluesky leadership is part of this postrat tpot stuff although perhaps not the deep end AGI cult stuff just the poly group home stuff.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Saturday, 1 February 2025 20:56 (three months ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Fdg-g414To

Mrs. Ippei (Steve Shasta), Saturday, 1 February 2025 21:39 (three months ago)

A lot of this type of stuff that I read seems very adjacent to the futurist movement, and a couple decades ago I knew a number of people who are involved with that movement. One of them is the only person I’m friends with on Facebook who is also FB friends with Peter Thiel. This group always felt removed from the present world and felt like they were simply ignoring everyday current problems, just imagining a future where they didn’t exist instead. Real culty vibes.

omar little, Sunday, 2 February 2025 00:54 (three months ago)

I spent several hours today reading about these people and the boat sagas, the sexual assault at the tree monastery, the weird jargon … and it’s kinda like tankie activists minus the marxism. Like replacing marx with star wars world.

sarahell, Sunday, 2 February 2025 05:36 (three months ago)

link?

lag∞n, Sunday, 2 February 2025 06:08 (three months ago)

I followed the links in max’s article. Then more links. I am pretty certain I don’t know any of these people.

sarahell, Sunday, 2 February 2025 16:38 (three months ago)

I do wonder if they had overlap with Direct Action Everywhere which organizes animal rights actions (i know someone involved in that group) … but I kinda doubt it. These people seem pretty insular from actual political activism, which is weird to me… but probably the insularity reinforces the star wars ideology and larping.

sarahell, Sunday, 2 February 2025 16:42 (three months ago)

yeah you gotta hunker down and write some blogs

lag∞n, Sunday, 2 February 2025 16:44 (three months ago)

I spent several hours today reading about these people and the boat sagas, the sexual assault at the tree monastery, the weird jargon … and it’s kinda like tankie activists minus the marxism. Like replacing marx with star wars world.


Yeah historical materialism requires actually knowing some facts about history and the real world which these people have no interest in.

rainbow calx (lukas), Sunday, 2 February 2025 22:31 (three months ago)

However it does seem like they have the equivalent of struggle sessions …

sarahell, Sunday, 2 February 2025 22:57 (three months ago)

More deets on the 'Zizians'... I find myself not very interested in these people at all, but this is about a rusting abandoned tugboat

https://www.kron4.com/news/bay-area/sunken-boat-linked-to-zizians-mysterious-vallejo-murder-case/

Andy the Grasshopper, Saturday, 8 February 2025 01:16 (two months ago)

i blame burning man for all of this

I? not I! He! He! HIM! (akm), Saturday, 8 February 2025 01:49 (two months ago)

The Zizians have well-educated followers

i suppose the quality of education is in the eye of the beholder

Lavator Shemmelpennick, Sunday, 9 February 2025 23:32 (two months ago)

_The Zizians have well-educated followers_


i suppose the quality of education is in the eye of the beholder


The fact they seem ignorant of Marx makes them seem dumber than well-intentioned leftist memes.

sarahell, Monday, 10 February 2025 02:50 (two months ago)

theyre educated at doing computers not reading books other than harry potter

lag∞n, Monday, 10 February 2025 13:29 (two months ago)

they don't follow Marx's tumblr

ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Monday, 10 February 2025 15:21 (two months ago)

“Educated” in this case I would posit just means “credentialed,” in that the person went thru undergrad.

In that they have been “educated” from the result of sitting thru classrooms for hours at an ostensibly educational institution, but they haven’t actually expended effort at knowing wtf they’re prattling on about past a cursory wiki scan.

Glower, Disruption & Pies (kingfish), Monday, 10 February 2025 16:03 (two months ago)

been going down so many rabbit holes after reading about the Zizians on this thread, holy fuck

( X '____' )/ (zappi), Monday, 10 February 2025 20:31 (two months ago)

well tell us about it then

lag∞n, Monday, 10 February 2025 20:36 (two months ago)

Here’s an interesting piece that’s related to both this but also a lot of other threads on socio-political topics

https://musaalgharbi.substack.com/p/smart-people-are-especially-prone

Smart People Are Especially Prone to Tribalism, Dogmatism and Virtue Signaling
-
The symbolic professions aggressively select for those who are highly educated and cognitively sophisticated. This is a key source of their dysfunction.

It’s related to how most cult members tend to have above-average intelligence. If you’ve been socialized as being “smart” in a culture that accords higher status to people who pose that way, you tend to be _really_ good at coming up with justifications for what you believe and convincing yourself that you’re right.

Here’s an audio version w/ commentary: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JDCHDxqMZuI

Glower, Disruption & Pies (kingfish), Monday, 10 February 2025 22:55 (two months ago)

good stuff kingfish ty

sleeve, Monday, 10 February 2025 23:04 (two months ago)

i love varn vlog

treeship., Monday, 10 February 2025 23:19 (two months ago)

Thanks, keep a-readin’

Glower, Disruption & Pies (kingfish), Tuesday, 11 February 2025 00:08 (two months ago)

Here’s an interesting piece that’s related to both this but also a lot of other threads on socio-political topics

https://musaalgharbi.substack.com/p/smart-people-are-especially-prone

blurbs for this guy's book from Tyler Cowen, David Brooks and Tyler Austin Harper. oh and a Quillette guy

Musa al-Gharbi’s provocative book undercuts the left elite by pointing out the hypocrisy of its well intentioned rhetoric. The “woke” live comfortable lives because of the very inequities they condemn.

yeah this is a devastating critique, how will we ever come back from this

Rather than becoming more likely to converge on the same position, people tend to grow more politically polarized on contentious topics as their knowledge, numeracy, reflectiveness increases, or when they try to think in actively openminded ways.

These empirical patterns would be shocking and difficult to explain while operating under the assumption that humans’ cognitive and perceptual systems are primarily oriented towards objective truth.

Why would that be shocking at all? Why would we assume that the truth lies in the middle? Why would we assume there's such a thing as objective truth in political positions? Politics entails value judgments!

He has links. So many links. Some seem to be to highly-cited papers. Some are Matt Ygelsias blog posts, or worse. But he's trying to weave them together in a way that I find highly sketchy. I dunno, I don't want to say there's nothing there - yes, tribalism, confirmation bias, etc, these are all things. But as far as I can tell none of the research he cites supports the idea that the problem is worse on the left than the right.

And in general I'm just suspicious of analysis of the current moment that is ahistorical and ostensibly (but never in fact!) value-neutral.

rainbow calx (lukas), Tuesday, 11 February 2025 02:39 (two months ago)

The best analysis of the current situation is mine, which is: people suck. (The rest is extrapolation.)

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 11 February 2025 03:43 (two months ago)

xp lukas otm, i read some of that piece, got weird vibes, then went down a bit of a rabbit hole trying to pin that guy down. he was the comms director for “the heterodox academy”, which aiui tries to highlight and balance out the lack of right wing voices in academia under the guise of free speech concerns. seems he’s of the matt yglesias/sam harris mold of just asking questions, concealed within some extremely verbose pop intellectualism. anyway it tripped my radar the way he was talking about ”smart people” and glad I’m not alone in my bs detector going up. like lukas said, there are lots of sections there that are hard to refute but i do not see where they add up to his thesis at all

Lavator Shemmelpennick, Tuesday, 11 February 2025 04:54 (two months ago)

The fact that the terminology was ill-defined and there were lots of graphics that didn’t seem to directly tie into the argument he was making… which I wasn’t clear on to begin with… I felt like I was reading another variant of lesswrong jargon

sarahell, Tuesday, 11 February 2025 09:41 (two months ago)

And when you look at the tribalism of who is running America now, it isn’t smart people.

Tsar Bombadil (James Morrison), Tuesday, 11 February 2025 09:42 (two months ago)

The very concept of smartness/intelligence within this kind of framework is suspect. Like it's some sort of measurable quality.

a ZX spectrum is haunting Europe (Daniel_Rf), Tuesday, 11 February 2025 09:45 (two months ago)

I saw a similar idea years back but it was about educational attainment rather than intelligence.

papal hotwife (milo z), Tuesday, 11 February 2025 09:55 (two months ago)

“Ooh you have a Yale Law degree?” (makes jerkoff motion)

Dialysis Den (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, 11 February 2025 13:18 (two months ago)

More on Ziz and the Zizians, this shit is nuts and all these people are crazy

https://www.sfgate.com/bayarea/article/new-details-bay-area-zizians-death-cult-20165754.php

I? not I! He! He! HIM! (akm), Friday, 14 February 2025 01:24 (two months ago)

OMFG

sleeve, Friday, 14 February 2025 01:27 (two months ago)

in the two minutes since you posted that I read about 3 dozen totally insane sentences

sleeve, Friday, 14 February 2025 01:28 (two months ago)

They also practiced “unihemispheric sleep” or “partial sleep,” a scientifically dubious technique apparently developed by Danielson, in which one half of the brain rests while the other is active.

sleeve, Friday, 14 February 2025 01:28 (two months ago)

you couldn't make these names up: Ophelia Bauckholt, Maximillian Snyder....this season of Mr. Robot is crazy

I? not I! He! He! HIM! (akm), Friday, 14 February 2025 01:32 (two months ago)

"The tenants, who numbered over 20 at times, were often referred to as a “cult” by neighbors and seen walking around in the nude, talking to themselves and wearing gas masks."

I? not I! He! He! HIM! (akm), Friday, 14 February 2025 01:33 (two months ago)

Sounds like the parking lot to a Phish show.

papal hotwife (milo z), Friday, 14 February 2025 01:34 (two months ago)

this actually reminds me of the half-crazy "superbrights" in Bruce Sterling's book "Schismatrix"

sleeve, Friday, 14 February 2025 01:35 (two months ago)

Wonder what the cocktail was. K? Speed? Both?

rainbow calx (lukas), Friday, 14 February 2025 01:43 (two months ago)

K and meth, the Burning Man special

papal hotwife (milo z), Friday, 14 February 2025 01:45 (two months ago)

but they were all also super smart! read the bios!

sleeve, Friday, 14 February 2025 01:51 (two months ago)

I mean $500K a year right out of college is not yr average cult druggie loser, hate to valorize salary but again read the bios

sleeve, Friday, 14 February 2025 01:52 (two months ago)

the leader, otoh, seems like your average cult druggie loser but also very cunning/manipulative

sleeve, Friday, 14 February 2025 01:52 (two months ago)

cult leaders really fascinate me.

I? not I! He! He! HIM! (akm), Friday, 14 February 2025 01:55 (two months ago)

If i were going to remake The Wire but set it in present day Oakland, season 5 would feature a fake cult of white techies in lieu of the fake serial killer. These people that are associated with one another are responsible for the deaths of 5 people over a 3 year period…. Vs criminal gangs that have the same or higher body counts but don’t get the same coverage…

sarahell, Friday, 14 February 2025 03:16 (two months ago)

I am dumbfounded that these people exist

my favorite herbs are fennel and Drake (DJP), Friday, 14 February 2025 16:17 (two months ago)

I also feel that my college instincts to stay far away from Silicon Valley were very wise

my favorite herbs are fennel and Drake (DJP), Friday, 14 February 2025 16:23 (two months ago)

I feel like if I was a little younger it could have been ok. Can you imagine showing up to a date and you're the first person to not mention Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality that your date has encountered in a year?

ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Friday, 14 February 2025 16:42 (two months ago)

I also feel that my college instincts to stay far away from Silicon Valley were very wise


These people met online as opposed to in the physical Silicon Valley

sarahell, Saturday, 15 February 2025 00:13 (two months ago)

meeting people online is the worst, as we can all attest to

I? not I! He! He! HIM! (akm), Saturday, 15 February 2025 14:58 (two months ago)

oh now we’re pretending the Silicon Valley is a strictly physical place?

ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Saturday, 15 February 2025 16:48 (two months ago)

Zizian leader arrested

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/feb/18/jack-lasota-alleged-cult-like-group-zizian-arrest-maryland

nate woolls, Tuesday, 18 February 2025 02:13 (two months ago)

this Wired piece on the Zizians is pretty good i think? https://web.archive.org/web/20250221110518/https://www.wired.com/story/delirious-violent-impossible-true-story-zizians/

but the whole thing reads like a Gibson novel on crank. the cultural references alone are wild, “Gervais-sociopaths” & “vegan sith” like whaaaat

werewolves of laudanum (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 23 February 2025 04:00 (two months ago)

I know I blame tumblr subcultures for so many things, but…

ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Sunday, 23 February 2025 16:18 (two months ago)

at the root of all of this Rationalist/lesswrong/EA shit (and at the root of things like Musk having children with Grimes) is this Roko's Basilisk thing which, forgive me, is the goddamn dumbest concept I've ever encountered. The fact that has effected people's actual lives is insane to me.

I? not I! He! He! HIM! (akm), Sunday, 23 February 2025 16:38 (two months ago)

am i wrong in assuming that they’re all eating adderall by the handful as well which can surely aid, along with these concepts, in cracking your brain open like a fucking egg

werewolves of laudanum (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 23 February 2025 18:21 (two months ago)

yeah it's either the Adderall or the ketamine or both

rainbow calx (lukas), Sunday, 23 February 2025 18:46 (two months ago)

craziness aside, it is depressing that there are so many news reports giving zero fucks deadnaming Ziz et al. i mean it shouldnt surprise me but still

but also thoughts & prayers to journos just now finding out that parsing rationalism is their new beat

werewolves of laudanum (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 23 February 2025 19:20 (two months ago)

My current annoyance is tpot ("post rationalist") Twitter's desire to categorize people as "high agency" or "low agency"

The desire to feel superior is such a huge part of this movement

rainbow calx (lukas), Sunday, 23 February 2025 20:30 (two months ago)

Like they're too sophisticated to join MENSA so

rainbow calx (lukas), Sunday, 23 February 2025 20:32 (two months ago)

yeah the Harry Potter / basilisk stuff really took me out. like on one hand w the murders & suicides shit is serious as cancer but also IM SORRY WHAT
fanfic gone rancid & fed after midnight

i feel so incredibly old.

also if my compsci engineerfriends been on tumblr in 1994 would it all be weaponized anne rice & virginia andrews.

werewolves of laudanum (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 23 February 2025 20:51 (two months ago)

Having looked at that LessWrong site for a few minutes today, my assumption is that this will not be the last group to spin off and crack from that community. I get the idea of a community having its own jargon, but theirs is just… bad

ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Sunday, 23 February 2025 21:19 (two months ago)

this Roko's Basilisk thing
go on, tell me what that is!

kinder, Monday, 24 February 2025 09:43 (two months ago)

yeah it's either the Adderall or the ketamine or both


Both imo … it reminds me a bit of the Columbine boys, but with sci-fi struggle sessions.

sarahell, Monday, 24 February 2025 12:20 (two months ago)

The fact they put their shit out there in public is one of the most wtf things to me, and in a way signifies their privilege as well as perhaps the dissociative aspect of it, in that people more associated with oppressed groups would be more private.

sarahell, Monday, 24 February 2025 12:26 (two months ago)

go on, tell me what that is!

i'm sorry if I tell you what that is, you will go insane

a few years ago I started looking into LessWrong, MIRI/CFAR (who operate in Berkeley) because there was a situation where a guy went nuts in town with a knife and had to be arrested (this happens all the time but this situation was weirder): https://www.berkeleyside.org/2016/07/05/man-arrested-outside-berkeley-whole-foods-after-brandishing-knife-resisting-arrest

There was more about this guy on LessWrong but it seems to be deindexed from google or possibly deleted, but he had come to the US from the UK and was also associated with this MIRI/CFAR thing. Somehow this then led me to this writeup on LessWrong regarding these organizations:

https://www.lesswrong.com/posts/MnFqyPLqbiKL8nSR7/my-experience-at-and-around-miri-and-cfar-inspired-by-zoe

One of the responses was illuminating and weird: https://www.lesswrong.com/posts/MnFqyPLqbiKL8nSR7/my-experience-at-and-around-miri-and-cfar-inspired-by-zoe?commentId=4j2GS4yWu6stGvZWs

and mentions a guy named Michael Vassar (as well as our friend Ziz), who seemed to be running a small cultish org as part of these other orgs. Relevant info:

"Jessica was (I don't know if she still is) part of a group centered around a person named Vassar, informally dubbed "the Vassarites". Their philosophy is complicated, but they basically have a kind of gnostic stance where regular society is infinitely corrupt and conformist and traumatizing and you need to "jailbreak" yourself from it (I'm using a term I found on Ziz's discussion of her conversations with Vassar; I don't know if Vassar uses it himself). Jailbreaking involves a lot of tough conversations, breaking down of self, and (at least sometimes) lots of psychedelic drugs.

Vassar ran MIRI a very long time ago, but either quit or got fired, and has since been saying that MIRI/CFAR is also infinitely corrupt and conformist and traumatizing (I don't think he thinks they're worse than everyone else, but I think he thinks they had a chance to be better, they wasted it, and so it's especially galling that they're just as bad). Since then, he's tried to "jailbreak" a lot of people associated with MIRI and CFAR - again, this involves making them paranoid about MIRI/CFAR and convincing them to take lots of drugs. The combination of drugs and paranoia caused a lot of borderline psychosis, which the Vassarites mostly interpreted as success ("these people have been jailbroken out of the complacent/conformist world, and are now correctly paranoid and weird"). Occasionally it would also cause full-blown psychosis, which they would discourage people from seeking treatment for, because they thought psychiatrists were especially evil and corrupt and traumatizing and unable to understand that psychosis is just breaking mental shackles."

This is what seemed to be at play with both the guy in the article who went nuts with a knife, and possibly all of these Ziz associates. So yes, basically, drugs; probably massive amounts of psychedelics and very bad philosophies that tipped people over the edge.

These rationalist/EA people have also taken ownership of the Rose Garden Inn, a victorian hotel on Telegraph, under the guise of the "Lightcone Institute". I have no idea wtf they are doing in there but I'm just going to assume it's no good.

I? not I! He! He! HIM! (akm), Monday, 24 February 2025 14:25 (two months ago)

Roko's Basilisk is the nerd equivalent of a chain letter, you'll be cursed unless you kowtow to the future AI god! pass it on ...

( X '____' )/ (zappi), Monday, 24 February 2025 15:36 (two months ago)

roko's basilisk is the funniest thing to ever happen on the internet.

birming man (ledge), Monday, 24 February 2025 16:55 (two months ago)

Here is a thread where they have jargony conversations about the place fka Rose Garden Inn

https://forum.effectivealtruism.org/posts/oP8YDDJtTGjnH8Nnj/the-lighthaven-campus-is-open-for-bookings

Apparently they also had some wework offices that they got rid of because they were too expensive to merit the expense… at least that’s how i parsed it.

sarahell, Monday, 24 February 2025 21:02 (two months ago)

the TrueAnon pod 2-parter does a good job at giving a broader context for them too (and underlining how annoying this shit is)

werewolves of laudanum (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 24 February 2025 21:59 (two months ago)

best thing about rokos basilisk is the omnipotent ai holding a grudge

lag∞n, Wednesday, 26 February 2025 22:11 (two months ago)

listen some day there will be a computer intelligence so potent you cannot even imagine, and its going to be a total bitch

lag∞n, Wednesday, 26 February 2025 22:13 (two months ago)

nicely sums up my feelings about most religions

beard papa, Thursday, 27 February 2025 00:19 (two months ago)

reading the wired and sfgate piece back to back is funny wired one is like the more you learn about them the less you know you start to wonder if youre living inside their dream, sfgate the zizians incomprehensible pseudo intellectual ramblings offer no clue as to how they got so lame and dumb

lag∞n, Thursday, 27 February 2025 01:30 (two months ago)

lol otm

werewolves of laudanum (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 27 February 2025 02:16 (two months ago)

wired piece was great btw def the best one ive read

lag∞n, Thursday, 27 February 2025 02:18 (two months ago)

yeah the writer seems to want to understand & isnt projecting anything (or anything much) onto them. and committed a fair amount of shoe leather to the reporting, rather than just retelling transcripts & arrest warrants.

werewolves of laudanum (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 27 February 2025 02:54 (two months ago)

I don't know how formative Roko's Basilisk is, it's very silly but they were already very silly by that stage. And nearly everyone as far as I can tell agrees now that it's pretty silly.

But I love Yudkowsky's immediate panicked response:

I don't usually talk like this, but I'm going to make an exception for this case.

Listen to me very closely, you idiot.

YOU DO NOT THINK IN SUFFICIENT DETAIL ABOUT SUPERINTELLIGENCES CONSIDERING WHETHER OR NOT TO BLACKMAIL YOU. THAT IS THE ONLY POSSIBLE THING WHICH GIVES THEM A MOTIVE TO FOLLOW THROUGH ON THE BLACKMAIL. [...]

You have to be really clever to come up with a genuinely dangerous thought. I am disheartened that people can be clever enough to do that and not clever enough to do the obvious thing and KEEP THEIR IDIOT MOUTHS SHUT about it, because it is much more important to sound intelligent when talking to your friends.

This post was STUPID.

Because the "clever enough to" / "not clever enough to" is the real stupid idea at the heart of this, that coming up with philosophical structures is the same kind of thing as thinking about how humans react, that they're both "write a program to get better at chess" then keep going

Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 27 February 2025 21:51 (two months ago)

their brains are so cooked they make reading Nick Land seem like a decent alternative

ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Thursday, 27 February 2025 21:54 (two months ago)

(do not do that either)

ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Thursday, 27 February 2025 21:54 (two months ago)

i tried to read Fanged Noumena a while back, I could not make heads or tails of it.

I? not I! He! He! HIM! (akm), Thursday, 27 February 2025 22:13 (two months ago)

yeah like they’ve fully disassociated from how human thought irl works and them trying in any way to even talk about it just sounds like conversational programming language

time for a juicebox and a deep defrag session, everybody. take five.

werewolves of laudanum (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 27 February 2025 22:18 (two months ago)

i tried to read Fanged Noumena a while back, I could not make heads or tails of it.


I will say that Land is the only writer who ever made me feel like I understood Kant, but other than that, it’s mostly amphetamine-laced insanity and racism

butt dumb tight my boners got boners (the table is the table), Friday, 28 February 2025 00:54 (two months ago)

10,000-word Guardian article, which I have not yet read

https://www.theguardian.com/global/ng-interactive/2025/mar/05/zizians-artificial-intelligence

sleeve, Sunday, 9 March 2025 18:31 (one month ago)

Cyan Banister, Arielle Zuckerberg Firm Raises https://www.bloomberg.com/news/features/2025-03-19/cyan-banister-arielle-zuckerberg-raise-181-million-to-back-magical-weirdos?accessToken=eyJhbGciOiJIUzI1NiIsInR5cCI6IkpXVCJ9.eyJzb3VyY2UiOiJTdWJzY3JpYmVyR2lmdGVkQXJ0aWNsZSIsImlhdCI6MTc0MjQxNzg3MSwiZXhwIjoxNzQzMDIyNjcxLCJhcnRpY2xlSWQiOiJTVEREQ1NUMVVNMFcwMCIsImJjb25uZWN0SWQiOiJGODgyODQ0REQ2MUY0QTc3QTVDQjI3MDM5OTEzNzNCRCJ9.wE4fhcCLuTwSbX7gt8ICTftnsmf9e_GW0gse3FyWQH881.8 Million to Back ‘Magical Weirdos’

Long Journey has raised $181.818 million for its latest fund — a lucky number in Judaism — and this week is making its public debut, with a launch party it’s calling a “housewarming.”

“Our thesis is to look for those magically weird people and to find them before it becomes consensus,” Banister said, popping Lemonhead candy in her mouth and tucking shoeless feet under a conference table shaped like a baby grand piano. “There’s always a pocket of dreamers and weirdos. You just have to know where to look.”

j.o.h.n. in evanston (john. a resident of chicago.), Wednesday, 19 March 2025 20:58 (one month ago)

silicon valley is going back to its roots https://sfstandard.com/2025/03/12/stanford-students-want-in-on-the-military-tech-gold-rush/

, Wednesday, 19 March 2025 21:04 (one month ago)

“My most effective and moral friends are now working for Palantir,” Ganesan says. The company, cofounded by Peter Thiel, a supporter of President Donald Trump, contracts with the military on surveillance and targeting systems.

lol

budo jeru, Wednesday, 19 March 2025 21:57 (one month ago)

i hate silicon valley so much

kendrick lamaze "to push a baby out" (m bison), Thursday, 20 March 2025 00:05 (one month ago)

Man, scanning back through this thread is WILD. Here's the article from my OP (link is broken): https://thebaffler.com/latest/mouthbreathing-machiavellis

It basically lays it all out, then the thread just goes on for ten years of them making shitty apps and crypto bullshit that mostly fails, and now here we are.

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Thursday, 20 March 2025 00:59 (one month ago)

I got to interview Corey Pein a couple times after his book came out years back for my podcast. Good guy.

Glower, Disruption & Pies (kingfish), Thursday, 20 March 2025 02:29 (one month ago)

Re: Zizians, if anyone is still on that rabbithole, the Behind The Bastards podcast did a recent 4-part episode that does about as good of a job as the Wired piece at explaining ~all of this~

I can go either way on Evans but in this instance he does a really good job of conveying how Rationalism broke Ziz’s mind, and you do move through the first 2/3 of the story with a lot of sympathy for the increasingly desperate state she is in mentally before any of the killing begins

werewolves of laudanum (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 30 March 2025 22:12 (one month ago)

Does it talk about the group house in Berkeley and the boat thing?

sarahell, Thursday, 3 April 2025 16:04 (one month ago)

yep

werewolves of laudanum (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 3 April 2025 16:59 (one month ago)

reading all these pieces on the zizians there was a small detail bothering me they all mentioned that the two who got in a shootout with police in vermont stayed at a motel in lyndonville but they never said the name of it, the motel they moved to after in newport they have the name of they have security footage quotes from people there, since i live near lyndonville i did a citizen journalism and swung by, i present to you the colonnade

https://i.imgur.com/gZzwjDb.jpeg

https://i.imgur.com/9yZfUd1.jpeg

i think its the only motel in town but i did confirm to my but not journalism standards that its actually the one (asked my barber, talked to the lady behind the counter who gave me a "no comment" lol)

lag∞n, Thursday, 3 April 2025 18:52 (one month ago)

As in, are there interviews with some of the group housemates, because I want to know if I know them.

sarahell, Thursday, 3 April 2025 19:03 (one month ago)

Xp the only thing sadder than a Days Inn is a former Days Inn that kept the sign.

Crack's Addition (Boring, Maryland), Thursday, 3 April 2025 19:16 (one month ago)

it wasnt the most cheerful place ive been to

lag∞n, Thursday, 3 April 2025 19:18 (one month ago)

xpost oh, then no - no interviews, or much detail on other names.

werewolves of laudanum (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 3 April 2025 20:51 (one month ago)

excellent gumshoe work, lag∞n

ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Thursday, 3 April 2025 23:55 (one month ago)

not everyone is cut out for this work but for those of us who are its the only life we know

lag∞n, Friday, 4 April 2025 00:24 (one month ago)

True Detective at work

sarahell, Friday, 4 April 2025 01:44 (one month ago)

Crypto executives are particularly peeved at this turn of events, given Bitcoin’s oft-touted reputation as a hedge against inflation (and tariffs). The industry was one of the biggest spenders on Trump’s bid to return to the White House last year.

“We expected the tailwind, and in return, he stiffed us,” said Matthew Graham, CEO of crypto-focused venture capital fund Ryze Labs.

j.o.h.n. in evanston (john. a resident of chicago.), Monday, 7 April 2025 13:23 (one month ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GoQnyHKXIAAXbXs?format=png&name=medium

we're not tech bros — we're technology brothers

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 11 April 2025 15:55 (three weeks ago)

lmao

lag∞n, Friday, 11 April 2025 20:44 (three weeks ago)

'fun'

Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 11 April 2025 20:47 (three weeks ago)

The brothers gonna work it out

Doctor Casino, Friday, 11 April 2025 21:00 (three weeks ago)

'meal replacement startup Soylent'

fuck I remember that poorly-named startup

Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 11 April 2025 21:05 (three weeks ago)

I actually bought some Huel

ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Friday, 11 April 2025 22:02 (three weeks ago)

There’s no more Soylent?

sarahell, Saturday, 12 April 2025 00:46 (three weeks ago)

I see it in Wal-Mart all of the time.

Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Saturday, 12 April 2025 00:50 (three weeks ago)

IT'S PEOPLE

Andy the Grasshopper, Saturday, 12 April 2025 00:52 (three weeks ago)

Making my way through this enjoyably written piece on the intellectualisms of SV, which many of us know here have read quite a bit about.

https://www.theideasletter.org/essay/silicon-valleys-new-legislators/

xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 23 April 2025 21:04 (two weeks ago)

“AI will be superhuman at everything except early-stage investing” is a truly hilarious take https://t.co/8DcsAsj6sI

— dylan matthews 🔸 (@dylanmatt) April 30, 2025

, Wednesday, 30 April 2025 15:10 (one week ago)

"AI will take all of your jobs but it won't take my job"

, Wednesday, 30 April 2025 15:11 (one week ago)

amazing

ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Wednesday, 30 April 2025 15:17 (one week ago)

ironically a good bit about exactly this from Levine today ("AI rollup")

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 30 April 2025 17:12 (one week ago)

i'm always amazed by how much regard these utter douche bags have for themselves

budo jeru, Wednesday, 30 April 2025 18:13 (one week ago)

They have money and their asses are regularly kissed (by people trying to get that money). A classic formula for swelled heads.

Infanta Terrible (j.lu), Wednesday, 30 April 2025 19:21 (one week ago)

"it's more art than science" is a topic i frequently chew on as someone whose job may or may not be able to be overtaken by AI... but baby i actually work in the arts!

slob wizard (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 30 April 2025 19:24 (one week ago)

xp not so much swelling as becoming ever more egg-shaped

Critique of the Goth Programme (Neil S), Thursday, 1 May 2025 09:34 (six days ago)

Swelling itching brain

Kung Fu Gift Shop (Boring, Maryland), Thursday, 1 May 2025 15:33 (six days ago)


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