besides
With a thrill in my head and a pill on my tongue Dissolve the nerves that've just begun
― reggie (qualmsley), Saturday, 3 June 2017 19:31 (eight years ago)
But I just had to look,Having read the book.
― flappy bird, Saturday, 3 June 2017 20:19 (eight years ago)
like the phoenix coming back from the ashesI know what's good but I know what trash is
― geoffreyess, Saturday, 3 June 2017 20:29 (eight years ago)
heavy downbeat of one and the show beganlondon calling strike up the contraband
― geoffreyess, Saturday, 3 June 2017 20:30 (eight years ago)
There are people in boats in the middle of the seaCrying like JewsDo you like tennis?
― brimstead, Saturday, 3 June 2017 20:34 (eight years ago)
Live is short so love the one you gotCause you might get run over or you might get shot
― brimstead, Saturday, 3 June 2017 20:36 (eight years ago)
It's a serious thingWhen you mess with the wrong king
― brimstead, Saturday, 3 June 2017 20:40 (eight years ago)
Yeah I'll give you cab fare homeYou can even use my best cologneJust don't be here in the morning when I wake up
― brimstead, Saturday, 3 June 2017 20:41 (eight years ago)
I used to let the mic smokeNow I pick it up and slam it to make sure it's broke
― brimstead, Saturday, 3 June 2017 20:42 (eight years ago)
or something like that
Postpunk xman parked his forkliftLike a billion stars flickering from the grinders wheel
I think we need more post-coital and less post-rockFeels like the build-up takes forever, but you never touch my cock
― devvvine, Saturday, 3 June 2017 20:44 (eight years ago)
Music loud , women warmBeen kicked around since I was born
― brimstead, Saturday, 3 June 2017 20:44 (eight years ago)
the drums march along at the clip of an IV driplike sparks from a muffler dragged down the strip, uh huh
― reggie (qualmsley), Saturday, 3 June 2017 20:53 (eight years ago)
She'll come back as fire and burn all the liarsLeave a blanket of ash on the ground
― flappy bird, Saturday, 3 June 2017 21:03 (eight years ago)
You know I'd pay a lot to cry to try to understandA flower's still a flower crushed to dust inside my hand
― flappy bird, Saturday, 3 June 2017 21:07 (eight years ago)
oh help me mrs medleycott i don't know what to doi've only got three bullets and there's four of mötley crüe
― imago, Saturday, 3 June 2017 21:07 (eight years ago)
they had the best selectionthey were poisoned with protection
― reggie (qualmsley), Saturday, 3 June 2017 21:11 (eight years ago)
But with the sea at your feet and the phony false alarm,And with the child of a hoodlum wrapped up in your arms
― The shard-borne beetle with his drowsy hums (Chinaski), Saturday, 3 June 2017 21:22 (eight years ago)
West VirginiaMountain Mama
― flopson, Saturday, 3 June 2017 21:24 (eight years ago)
it's gone too farinside this car
― JoeStork, Saturday, 3 June 2017 21:38 (eight years ago)
even hitler had a girlfriendso why can't I
― sarahell, Saturday, 3 June 2017 21:56 (eight years ago)
son im 30i only went with your mother cos shes dirty
― Well bissogled trotters (Michael B), Saturday, 3 June 2017 22:00 (eight years ago)
beat me to it
― JoeStork, Saturday, 3 June 2017 22:05 (eight years ago)
I saw you there, just standing thereAnd I thought I was only dreaming, yeah..
― Mark G, Saturday, 3 June 2017 22:06 (eight years ago)
It's hard to celebrateWith a headache
― brimstead, Saturday, 3 June 2017 22:27 (eight years ago)
Oh, oh I said, "I'm so happy I could die"She said, "Drop dead, " then left with another guy
Or maybe:
'Cause you know you're the one and that that hasn't changedSince you were nineteen and still in school waiting on a lightOn the corner by sound exchange
Now I guess I'll have to tell 'emThat I got no cerebellum
I was twenty one years when I wrote this songI'm twenty two now, but I won't be for long
I don't like you, I just hate youI'm gonna kick your ass, oh yeah! oh yeah!
― Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 3 June 2017 22:54 (eight years ago)
you put me on a pedestali put you on the pill
― reggie (qualmsley), Saturday, 3 June 2017 23:32 (eight years ago)
give me a week or two togo absolutely cuckoo
― reggie (qualmsley), Saturday, 3 June 2017 23:33 (eight years ago)
I've travelled round the worldI've seen so many things - why am I talking to you?
― flappy bird, Saturday, 3 June 2017 23:43 (eight years ago)
did you ever see Dallas from a DC-9 at night?well Dallas is a jewel, oh yeah, Dallas is a beautiful sight
― geoffreyess, Sunday, 4 June 2017 00:04 (eight years ago)
i have been around the worldlooking for that woman / girl
― reggie (qualmsley), Sunday, 4 June 2017 00:05 (eight years ago)
it's kinda funny how bad these read. rock couplets r the ultimate 'guess you had to be there'
― flopson, Sunday, 4 June 2017 00:07 (eight years ago)
i probably didn't even say that rightand i really don't give a damn
― reggie (qualmsley), Sunday, 4 June 2017 00:14 (eight years ago)
but if you study the logistics and heuristics of the mystics you will find that their minds rarely move in a lineso it's much more realistic to abandon such ballistics and resign to be trapped on a leaf in the vine
― reggie (qualmsley), Sunday, 4 June 2017 00:20 (eight years ago)
mother, i've tried, please believe me: i'm doing the best that i cani'm ashamed of the things i've been put through; i'm ashamed of the person i am
― reggie (qualmsley), Sunday, 4 June 2017 00:39 (eight years ago)
ain't no particular sign i'm more compatible withi just want your extra time and your X X X kiss
― reggie (qualmsley), Sunday, 4 June 2017 01:11 (eight years ago)
The milk truck eased into my spaceSomebody screamed somewhere
― cwkiii, Sunday, 4 June 2017 01:42 (eight years ago)
With these vulgar factions of the treble clefI wish you luck with a capital F
― kajagoogoo's kazooist (Ye Mad Puffin), Sunday, 4 June 2017 01:50 (eight years ago)
SomethingSomething
AMANDA
― to fly across the city and find Aerosmith's car (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 4 June 2017 02:10 (eight years ago)
Everybody rappin like it's a commercial Actin like life is a big commercial
― calstars, Sunday, 4 June 2017 03:05 (eight years ago)
Post punk x man parked his forkliftLike a billion stars flickering from the grinders wheel
― calstars, Sunday, 4 June 2017 03:07 (eight years ago)
i don't mind choppin woodand i don't care if the money's no good
― black covfefe in bed (voodoo chili), Sunday, 4 June 2017 03:30 (eight years ago)
Widows face the future Factories face the poor
― flappy bird, Sunday, 4 June 2017 04:17 (eight years ago)
I feel like love is in the kitchen with a culinary eyeThink he's making something special and I'm smart enough to try
― flappy bird, Sunday, 4 June 2017 04:36 (eight years ago)
belligerent ghoulsrun manchester schools
― reggie (qualmsley), Sunday, 4 June 2017 04:53 (eight years ago)
I've been high and I've been lowAnd I don't know where to go
― to pimp a barfly (Eazy), Sunday, 4 June 2017 05:28 (eight years ago)
I was walking around the flower show like a leper coming down with some kind of nervous hysteriaWhen I saw you standing there, green eyes, black hairu p against the pink and purple wisteria
― to pimp a barfly (Eazy), Sunday, 4 June 2017 05:30 (eight years ago)
I'll make it sweet but shortWhen I pull out your life support
― flappy bird, Sunday, 4 June 2017 05:46 (eight years ago)
She hit town a rose in bloomSmell the sweet, sweet perfumeThe color faded and the petals diedDown in the city no one criedAnd in the streets the garbage liesProtected by a million fliesWith roaches so big they got bonesThey moved in and made themselves at homeI say nice boys, don't play rock 'n' rollNice boys, don't play rock 'n' rollI'm not a nice boy!
― Zachary Taylor, Sunday, 4 June 2017 07:10 (eight years ago)
I knew we'd never writeSomehow that seemed alright
― josh az (2011nostalgia), Sunday, 4 June 2017 08:06 (eight years ago)
If you look carefully in the background of The ScreamThe couple on the bridge are both Robson Green
― devvvine, Sunday, 4 June 2017 08:14 (eight years ago)
ftw
― Mark G, Sunday, 4 June 2017 09:41 (eight years ago)
Half man Half biscuit: OPO-line >>>>>>>> this thread
― imago, Sunday, 4 June 2017 09:44 (eight years ago)
Suddenly a half-sucky summer song came over the spider ride speaker systemIt sounded like the best thing I ever heard, I just wanted to sit down and listen
― Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Sunday, 4 June 2017 11:58 (eight years ago)
I drove my Cadillac to Vegas to satisfy my lustWheelin', dealin', left ol' Vegas on a Greyhound bus
― mizzell, Sunday, 4 June 2017 13:13 (eight years ago)
Got a wife and kids in Baltimore, JackI went out for a ride and I never went back
― Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 4 June 2017 13:37 (eight years ago)
If you feel alive in a darkened roomDo you know the name of your solitude
― Charles "Butt" Stanton (Neanderthal), Sunday, 4 June 2017 13:46 (eight years ago)
Dance with the dead in my dreamsListen to their hollow screams
― Charles "Butt" Stanton (Neanderthal), Sunday, 4 June 2017 13:47 (eight years ago)
I got something to sayI killed a baby today
These lonely brothers on the radioIf that's a DJ I'm the pilgrim Mona Lisa
― nicky lo-fi, Sunday, 4 June 2017 14:13 (eight years ago)
Your dying for the hope is goneFrom here we go nowhere again
I'm trapped in my face and I'm changing too muchI can't climb out the way I fell in
she's got her toe in the cornholebleeding out in a snow cone
― geoffreyess, Sunday, 4 June 2017 19:24 (eight years ago)
Fourth day, five day marathon.We move like a parallelogram.
― Black Arkestra, Sunday, 4 June 2017 19:55 (eight years ago)
Charlie, for Chrissakes, if you wanna know the truth of itI don't have a husband, he don't play the trombone
― Dr X O'Skeleton, Sunday, 4 June 2017 20:02 (eight years ago)
a miracle might point the way to solutions we're afterand avert our chronic impending disaster
― reggie (qualmsley), Sunday, 4 June 2017 21:04 (eight years ago)
Footsteps running 'cross the silver sand Steps going down into tattoo land."
― to pimp a barfly (Eazy), Sunday, 4 June 2017 21:23 (eight years ago)
the comic book and me, just uswe caught the bus
― reggie (qualmsley), Sunday, 4 June 2017 21:27 (eight years ago)
Her stories are boring and stuffShe's always calling my bluff
― flappy bird, Sunday, 4 June 2017 21:42 (eight years ago)
Dusty frames that still arriveDie in nineteen fifty-five
― Treeship, Sunday, 4 June 2017 22:10 (eight years ago)
Now all the politicians, they just flap their mouthsThey say we'll build a wall to keep them out
― o. nate, Monday, 5 June 2017 00:33 (eight years ago)
Amateur seasalt gatherers colonizedThey're good enough for Conrad Hilton,Not good enough for my eyesI trust you will tell meIf I am making a fool of myselfMan is breedin' forever, because of the weatherThey come out and blister the sea, oh yeah
― Le Bateau Ivre, Monday, 5 June 2017 00:38 (eight years ago)
I met her at the Burger King We fell in love by the soda machine
― o. nate, Monday, 5 June 2017 00:38 (eight years ago)
Chewin' out a rhythm on my bubblegumThe sun is out and I want some
― jmm, Monday, 5 June 2017 00:44 (eight years ago)
Caroline, Caroline, see she's the reason for the word "bitch"I hope she's speeding on the way to the club trying to hurry up to get to some baller or singer or somebody like that and try to put on her makeup in the mirror and crash, crash, craaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaash into a ditch
― Mr. Snrub, Monday, 5 June 2017 00:47 (eight years ago)
I send my murdergram to all these monster kidsIt comes right back to me and it'sSigned in there daddies' blood
― Moodles, Monday, 5 June 2017 00:55 (eight years ago)
*their
― Moodles, Monday, 5 June 2017 00:56 (eight years ago)
To tell you that I think of youAlmost as much as you think of you
― Diana Fire (j.lu), Monday, 5 June 2017 01:34 (eight years ago)
You were like a cloud, yes you were a flowerThen you were a lime, now our love is sour
― flappy bird, Monday, 5 June 2017 05:09 (eight years ago)
You, and your masculine youForever benched, sitting by the dirty window
― The shard-borne beetle with his drowsy hums (Chinaski), Monday, 5 June 2017 10:58 (eight years ago)
We speaks about travel, yeah we think about the landWe smart like all peoples, feeling real tanI could take you places, do you need a new man?Wipe the pollen from the faces, make revision to a dream while you wait in the van
― flappy bird, Monday, 5 June 2017 16:17 (eight years ago)
is it ever appealingto stand on the ceiling?
― reggie (qualmsley), Monday, 5 June 2017 16:47 (eight years ago)
You're having tea with Graham Greene In a coloured costume of your choice
― by the light of the burning Citroën, Monday, 5 June 2017 23:06 (eight years ago)
A cigarette to brand a baby's armA bit of ash in his face keeps him warm
― flappy bird, Monday, 5 June 2017 23:17 (eight years ago)
Two couplets:
And you're a dumb fuck, you fucking idiotAnd you're a dumb fuck, you fucking piece of shit.
And you're a dumb fuck, you fucking loserAnd you're a dumb fuck, you stupid fucking kid.
― Treeship, Monday, 5 June 2017 23:18 (eight years ago)
He took her handThey took the floorShe was his all time favourite dancerSmile lopsidedlyDecidedlyAwkwardHe asked herTake my handTake me andI'll take my cueAin't you guessed by nowI dote on you
― by the light of the burning Citroën, Monday, 5 June 2017 23:20 (eight years ago)
all men would writhebeneath his scythe
― geoffreyess, Tuesday, 6 June 2017 02:16 (eight years ago)
Warm beer and cold women, no I just don't fit inEvery joint I stumble into tonight, that's just how it's been
― dance cum rituals (Moka), Tuesday, 6 June 2017 05:27 (eight years ago)
My love's a laboratory, I set all my pets freeSo baby, you should sleep with me
― flappy bird, Tuesday, 6 June 2017 06:03 (eight years ago)
But they caught him with his case in a public placeThat is what we had feared
― flappy bird, Tuesday, 6 June 2017 06:04 (eight years ago)
He whistles and he runs, so hold him fastBreathe the burn, you want to let it lastHe might succumb to what you haven't seenHe has a keen eye for what you used to be
When the cadaverous mob saves its doors for the dead man,You cannot leave.
― flappy bird, Tuesday, 6 June 2017 06:10 (eight years ago)
Some folks itt (flappy bird) totally stretching the definition of "couplet"
― The Anti-Climax Blues Band (Turrican), Tuesday, 6 June 2017 08:21 (eight years ago)
The buzz that you be gettin' from the crack don't lastI'd rather be OD'in on the crack of her ass
Then I got Mary pregnant and man that was all she wrote And for my nineteenth birthday I got a union card and a wedding coat
― devvvine, Tuesday, 6 June 2017 08:24 (eight years ago)
like a game of pick-up sticks/played by fucking lunatics
― mark s, Tuesday, 6 June 2017 08:29 (eight years ago)
And now its ten years on, she's living with a plutocrat"I'm swapping millionaires for billionaires" was writ large on the mat
― Mark G, Tuesday, 6 June 2017 10:01 (eight years ago)
And William called and tried to tell me that his sister's boyfriend has just diedHe's not sure what to do and I'm not sure what to tell him he should do.
― djh, Tuesday, 6 June 2017 10:11 (eight years ago)
Sometimes, William, we're just screwed.
― The shard-borne beetle with his drowsy hums (Chinaski), Tuesday, 6 June 2017 14:57 (eight years ago)
She was just 17You know what I mean
― dinnerboat, Tuesday, 6 June 2017 16:29 (eight years ago)
are we going with rhyming couplets as a rule? i think the above^ might be the best, or the other Beatles couplet i posted at the top of the thread. i was just posting every Paul Banks lyric i could think of last night
― flappy bird, Tuesday, 6 June 2017 16:45 (eight years ago)
i'm long since dead and i live in hellshe's the only girl that i loved wellwe were raised together and together we fell
― reggie (qualmsley), Tuesday, 6 June 2017 22:21 (eight years ago)
Hold on tight for the show(Are you felling alright)Leave me here let me go(Can I get you a light)
― martyfalling, Tuesday, 6 June 2017 22:40 (eight years ago)
Something’s coming down loveFrosted pictures disappearCan you take the time to drop me offAnd pick me up when we’re clear
I said love you’ve got itCome on come on come onBaby you’ve got it now
― martyfalling, Tuesday, 6 June 2017 22:41 (eight years ago)
Can you breathe and is it clearHave all your worries disappearedAre you warm and snuggled tightBefore the cold wind starts to bite
― martyfalling, Tuesday, 6 June 2017 22:42 (eight years ago)
I’m tomorrow’s ghostwriter expect to see me at your doorAnd with my typewriterI’ll make you money and then more
― martyfalling, Tuesday, 6 June 2017 22:43 (eight years ago)
Let me break the ice by announcing, Mr Potts’ discoveryWhile painting in a fountain, he came across a symphony
I’ve finally realised, I’ve opened my mind up to the factThe way I really live is just a put on it’s only an act
― martyfalling, Tuesday, 6 June 2017 22:44 (eight years ago)
I feel tomorrow is yesterday there’s no escape for me today tell me, I don’t knowYou always brushing your long blonde hair making waves in the air tell me, I don’t know
Sometimes I need to watch the snow falling lightlySometimes I need to know you’re here beside meStreets that spoke to me before say nothing anymoreThey speak to me from afar
― martyfalling, Tuesday, 6 June 2017 22:45 (eight years ago)
And your room is in the air where there’s time to pull out all your hairAnd the man who lives downstairs doesn’t smile at you but only glares
The Sun is rising but there’s no surpriseI see the learning in the girl’s eyesThe watchful maker sends his supernal guideTo watch for those who want to adore his might
I need a fast train on a smooth lineGonna ride it into timeBleed a cold sweat for a short whileBut the feeling soon subsides
― martyfalling, Tuesday, 6 June 2017 22:46 (eight years ago)
it's a glamour professionthe LA concession
― flappy bird, Tuesday, 6 June 2017 22:48 (eight years ago)
jfc marty
― devvvine, Tuesday, 6 June 2017 22:54 (eight years ago)
She's vegetarian except when it comes to sexShe's strictly ad-lib except when it comes to text
― the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 6 June 2017 22:59 (eight years ago)
If you do have me killed, put the fetus in a jarSo they throw me at the doctor when they shoot him in his car
― Mr. Snrub, Tuesday, 6 June 2017 23:01 (eight years ago)
Be careful with my ballsThey're fragile like eggs- Bob Marley
― Universal LULU Nation (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 7 June 2017 00:29 (eight years ago)
Throw out your cares and flyWanna go for a ride?
― flappy bird, Wednesday, 7 June 2017 00:38 (eight years ago)
Crawling in my skinThese wounds they will not heal
― Guy Pidgeotto (Tom Violence), Wednesday, 7 June 2017 01:23 (eight years ago)
So you run and you run to catch up with the sun but it's sinking Racing around to come up behind you again.
― dance cum rituals (Moka), Wednesday, 7 June 2017 01:38 (eight years ago)
I've been on the other side of the Blue Ridge, seen the Shenandoah rolling thereI stepped off the mountain's edge, just to climb the golden stair
― waterbear say hi to me (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 7 June 2017 01:40 (eight years ago)
Love between two people must be based on understandingUntil that time you'll find your things all stacked out on the landing
― enochroot, Wednesday, 7 June 2017 02:12 (eight years ago)
Its just one of those days where you don't want to wake upEverything is fucked, everybody sucks
― flappy bird, Wednesday, 7 June 2017 03:18 (eight years ago)
Stick out your canCuz I'm the garbageman
― Beetle Juice continued to spit all over our drinks (contenderizer), Wednesday, 7 June 2017 03:32 (eight years ago)
I am, I am I said I'm not myselfI'm not dead and I'm not for sale
― flappy bird, Wednesday, 7 June 2017 04:30 (eight years ago)
Chin up, shoulders backYou've got a body like a Marshall stack
― Beetle Juice continued to spit all over our drinks (contenderizer), Wednesday, 7 June 2017 08:41 (eight years ago)
Income tax deductionWhat a hell of a function
― fionnland, Wednesday, 7 June 2017 13:17 (eight years ago)
There's one more kid that will never go to schoolNever get to fall in love, never get to be cool
― nth, Wednesday, 7 June 2017 15:47 (eight years ago)
Man, every couplet or not-couplet by THE ARCANA I read, I think, wow, that's definitely the best rock (or whatever) couplet ever, but then I see the next one and I think, no, that last couplet(?) was horrific meaningless shit compared to this one, the true best rock (or whatever) couplet ever.
― JoeStork, Wednesday, 7 June 2017 16:24 (eight years ago)
Streets that spoke to me before say nothing anymoreThey speak to me from afar
Ok I need some clarification here.
― JoeStork, Wednesday, 7 June 2017 16:26 (eight years ago)
Turtles have a short regs, not for the walkingWant to have a cigarette? Just give me a sign
― dance cum rituals (Moka), Wednesday, 7 June 2017 19:54 (eight years ago)
Yeah it's just what you need when you're down in the dumpsOne half hillbilly and one half punkBig long legs and one big mouthThe hottest thing from the north to come out of the south
― bidfurd, Wednesday, 7 June 2017 21:35 (eight years ago)
SoundsSmash HitsMelody MakerNMEAll sound like a dream to me
― o. nate, Thursday, 8 June 2017 01:08 (eight years ago)
Now you're the only one here who can tell me if it's trueThat you love me and I love me
― SlimAndSlam, Thursday, 8 June 2017 01:45 (eight years ago)
Pepe has a scar from ear to earHe will make your mug shots disappear
― SlimAndSlam, Thursday, 8 June 2017 01:46 (eight years ago)
"We want to fuck you, Easy!"I want to fuck you too
― Beetle Juice continued to spit all over our drinks (contenderizer), Thursday, 8 June 2017 02:22 (eight years ago)
There's a fire on the moon, and I can't get thereGod damn these wings, they take me nowhere
― Beetle Juice continued to spit all over our drinks (contenderizer), Thursday, 8 June 2017 02:42 (eight years ago)
If you want to find out what's behind these cold eyes,You'll just have to claw your way through this disguise
― flappy bird, Thursday, 8 June 2017 02:44 (eight years ago)
― o. nate, Sunday, June 4, 2017 7:38 PM (three days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Just opened the thread for the first time to post this very couplet. Well done.
― Sir Isaac Gluten (Old Lunch), Thursday, 8 June 2017 02:55 (eight years ago)
In high school I was a punching bagWhen I got out I was a punching fag
― fionnland, Monday, 12 June 2017 19:35 (eight years ago)
Holding up the trousers with extension cords
― calstars, Monday, 12 June 2017 19:40 (eight years ago)
Net curtains blow slightly in the breeze.Lemonade light filtering through the trees.
― Camaraderie at Arms Length, Monday, 12 June 2017 20:04 (eight years ago)
I'm gonna hold your face and toast the snow that fellBecause friends don't waste wine when there's words to sell
― flappy bird, Friday, 16 June 2017 05:17 (eight years ago)
I ain't no goddamn son of a bitchYou'd better think about it baby
― Treeship, Sunday, 30 July 2017 11:43 (eight years ago)
Not even the best misfits couplet but i woke up thinking about it
― Treeship, Sunday, 30 July 2017 11:44 (eight years ago)
Also it doesnt rhyme
― Treeship, Sunday, 30 July 2017 11:46 (eight years ago)
Well now I'm gonna be twenty twoI say my my and a boo hoo
― Zings Can Only Get Better (snoball), Sunday, 30 July 2017 11:56 (eight years ago)
There must be a dozen of them in "Every Picture Tells a Story." I'll go with "She took me up on deck and bit my neck/Oh, people I was glad I found her."
― clemenza, Sunday, 30 July 2017 12:31 (eight years ago)
Let down and hanging aroundCrushed like a bug in the ground
― flappy bird, Sunday, 30 July 2017 22:42 (eight years ago)
― brimstead, Saturday, 3 June 2017 20:36 (one month ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Possibly otm
― jk rowling obituary thread (darraghmac), Sunday, 30 July 2017 23:46 (eight years ago)
So Jesus went to Heaven and he went there awful quickAll them people killed him and he wasn't even sick
― jk rowling obituary thread (darraghmac), Sunday, 30 July 2017 23:49 (eight years ago)
My love for you is like a truck, berserkerWould you like some making fuck, berserker
― Guy Pidgeotto (Tom Violence), Monday, 31 July 2017 14:40 (eight years ago)
Hahahahaha Fuck yeah
― flappy bird, Monday, 31 July 2017 14:55 (eight years ago)
this week dragged past me so slowlythe days fell on their knees
― flappy bird, Sunday, 26 November 2017 00:05 (eight years ago)
If we sleep togetherWill you like me better?
― ✖✖✖ (Moka), Sunday, 26 November 2017 00:15 (eight years ago)
I’m a human fly and I don’t know whyI got 96 tears in 96 eyes
― don't make me wait (with Shaggy) (voodoo chili), Saturday, 21 April 2018 20:10 (seven years ago)
lip balm on watery clayrelationships hey hey hey
― geoffreyess, Sunday, 22 April 2018 16:37 (seven years ago)
^^ I never knew (or bothered to look up) what that first line was!
― absorbed carol channing's powers & psyche (morrisp), Sunday, 22 April 2018 16:47 (seven years ago)
Just one look and I can hear a bell ringOne more look and I forget everything
― absorbed carol channing's powers & psyche (morrisp), Sunday, 22 April 2018 16:51 (seven years ago)
You were pumping iron as I was pumping irony
― Johnny Fever, Sunday, 22 April 2018 17:04 (seven years ago)
It's me and you now and you're not on my sideA night for planets, planes and souls to collide
― ghood ghravie (unregistered), Wednesday, 31 October 2018 15:34 (seven years ago)
Sometimes a heart can break and make its own reliefThe way a cold dark night invites the fire thief
― ghood ghravie (unregistered), Wednesday, 31 October 2018 15:38 (seven years ago)
Alright, I'll be the one to rep for:
When I am king you will be first against the wallWith your opinion which is of no consequence at all
― pomenitul, Wednesday, 31 October 2018 15:40 (seven years ago)
you were just like me, you were one big bruisein the game of life we were playing to lose
― the dutiful and the banned (rip van wanko), Wednesday, 31 October 2018 16:06 (seven years ago)
So I'm drinking Irn Bruand I'm thinking of you
― Clam up, seal dick (fionnland), Sunday, 18 November 2018 17:23 (seven years ago)
and i've been making promises i know i'll never keepone of these day i'm gonna leave you in your sleep
― reggie (qualmsley), Sunday, 18 November 2018 18:05 (seven years ago)
hey, waitI've got a new complaint
― bernard snowy, Thursday, 22 November 2018 00:14 (seven years ago)
the street's wetyou can tell by the sound of the cars
― linee, Friday, 23 November 2018 07:39 (seven years ago)
Second verse / same as the first
.... I think this is it
― Vapor waif (uptown churl), Friday, 23 November 2018 07:43 (seven years ago)
Sittin' and starin' out of the hotel window, got a tip that they're gonna kick the door in againI'd like to get some sleep before I travel, but if you got a warrant, I guess you're gonna come in
― reggie (qualmsley), Sunday, 2 December 2018 20:46 (seven years ago)
Don't you know about the new fashion, honey?All you need are looks and a whole lot of money.
― Chequers Plays Pop (snoball), Sunday, 2 December 2018 20:49 (seven years ago)
Living in a post-apocalyptic world morbid and horrid -- the secrets of the past they hoarded -- now we just boarded on a futuristic spacecraftNo mistakes, black -- it's our music we must take back
― reggie (qualmsley), Sunday, 2 December 2018 20:58 (seven years ago)
I'm gonna fly like a bird through the night, feel my tears as they dry
― rip van wanko, Sunday, 2 December 2018 23:08 (seven years ago)
So wait right here and I will hurryI'll be back in the time it takes to break a heart
― fajita seas, Monday, 3 December 2018 00:58 (seven years ago)
Touch my body, and move in timeNow I now you're mine
― underqualified backing vocalist (morrisp), Monday, 3 December 2018 01:35 (seven years ago)
I've gotta find a way to loosen up, I'm wound tighter than a magnet's coilThe longer I try to keep my mouth shut, the sooner little brain is gonna boil
― reggie (qualmsley), Monday, 3 December 2018 01:42 (seven years ago)
When she speaks the flag unfurls and the heavens split in halfWhen she launches her attack in her opening paragraph
― Rhine Jive Click Bait (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 5 December 2018 22:02 (seven years ago)
You say you mean well, you don't know what you meanFucking oughta stay the hell away from things you know nothing about
― Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Thursday, 15 August 2019 17:08 (six years ago)
Come back home to the refineryHiring man said "Son, if it was up to me."
or
The wintertime is coming, the windows are filled with frostI went to tell everybody but I could not get across
― Lily Dale, Thursday, 15 August 2019 17:41 (six years ago)
Now wipe that look from your facethe world is that which is the case
― Auld Drink of Misery (zchyrs), Thursday, 15 August 2019 17:45 (six years ago)
A sparkled shiny diner is a home for wayward minor
― calstars, Thursday, 15 August 2019 20:05 (six years ago)
― Auld Drink of Misery (zchyrs), Thursday, August 15, 2019 10:45 AM (two hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
"chump change" is such a good lyric
― american bradass (BradNelson), Thursday, 15 August 2019 20:09 (six years ago)
Fat man sitting on a little stoolTakes the money from my hand, while his eyes take a walk all over you
― Stub yr toe on the yacht rock (morrisp), Thursday, 15 August 2019 20:13 (six years ago)
It looks a lot like engine oil, and tastes like being poor and smallAnd Popsicles in summer.
How will you know when you've found me at last?Cause I'll be the one be the one be the one, with my heart in my lap.
God, Neko.
― Life is a meaningless nightmare of suffering...save string (Chinaski), Sunday, 15 September 2019 09:42 (six years ago)
You were so strangeYou didn't have the decency to change the sheets
― FODMAP of the reef (morrisp), Monday, 25 November 2019 06:45 (six years ago)
Girls will be boys and boys will be girlsIt's a mixed-up, muddled-up, shook-up world
― Lily Dale, Monday, 25 November 2019 17:42 (six years ago)
Drink couvoissier from a shellSan Francisco show and tell
― calstars, Monday, 25 November 2019 21:31 (six years ago)
it's kirschwasser, not courvoissier
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Monday, 25 November 2019 21:40 (six years ago)
Blood stains the ivories of my daddy’s baby grandAin’t seen the daylights since I started this band
― calstars, Tuesday, 7 January 2020 01:55 (six years ago)
emmylou harrisssssssssssss
one thing they don't tell you 'bout the blues when you got 'em,you keep on fallin' 'cause they're ain't no bottom, there ain't no end(from "Red Dirt Girl")
I send up my S.O.S.,a message in a bottle set out to sea It just reads "Soul in distress", but nobody ever got back to me(from the criminally obscure "Can You Hear Me Now")
― i will FP you and your entire family (rip van wanko), Friday, 6 March 2020 01:29 (five years ago)
Is there concrete all aroundOr is it in my head?
― Lipstick Traces (on a Cigarette Alone) (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 6 March 2020 01:58 (five years ago)
not bad kids/just stupid ones
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 6 March 2020 02:17 (five years ago)
All aboard Brenda's iron sledge, Please don't call me Reg, it's not my name
― Deflatormouse, Friday, 6 March 2020 03:49 (five years ago)
If you brought a big brown bag of them home,I'd jump up and down and hope you'd toss me a carrot
― Deflatormouse, Friday, 6 March 2020 03:52 (five years ago)
Not from a canonically legendary song or anything, but:
We said “okay, we understand”When backs were turned, we made plans
― really looking forward to wearily scrolling past all your posts (Champiness), Friday, 6 March 2020 04:41 (five years ago)
It's just my luck, I get hit by a carWhile carrying a cakeDripping cherries, onto the pavementBride and groom on my face
― Vanishing Point (Chinaski), Friday, 6 March 2020 07:47 (five years ago)
Yeeeah, straight from the top of my dome,As I "rock, rock, rock, rock", rocka mik-a-phone
― Deflatormouse, Saturday, 7 March 2020 19:17 (five years ago)
^^^ winner
― Dunty Reggae party 🎉 (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 7 March 2020 19:49 (five years ago)
his death won't even be still --caroms over the landfill
― reggie (qualmsley), Friday, 20 March 2020 00:06 (five years ago)
Love the guy but tweedy is the last dude I’d expect to come across in this thread
― calstars, Friday, 20 March 2020 02:36 (five years ago)
O as the heavens shudder babyI belong to you
― Vanishing Point (Chinaski), Friday, 20 March 2020 23:28 (five years ago)
The next four lines, too:
So is this what it's come to?Am I cold or just a little bit warm?Oh wellGive me an easy life and a peaceful death
― Vanishing Point (Chinaski), Friday, 20 March 2020 23:29 (five years ago)
I don't know, but I've been toldJimmy Page is just too damn old
― Why, I would make a fantastic Nero! (PBKR), Saturday, 21 March 2020 02:25 (five years ago)
Yo no soy marineroSoy capitán
― morrisp, Monday, 13 April 2020 01:17 (five years ago)
«You look like you've been losin' sleep" Said a stranger on a train I fixed him with an ice cold stare And said "I've been havin' those dreams again…»
― Mule, Monday, 13 April 2020 12:05 (five years ago)
Charlie, ferchrissakes, if you wanna know the truth of itI don't have a husband, he don't play the trombone
― Dr X O'Skeleton, Monday, 13 April 2020 18:05 (five years ago)
favorite actor dennehy, favorite drink o'doul'sbears hawks sox bulls
― reggie (qualmsley), Thursday, 16 April 2020 19:31 (five years ago)
No marigolds in the promised landThere's a hole in the ground where they used to grow
― edgard varese-type beat (voodoo chili), Thursday, 16 April 2020 20:04 (five years ago)
Saw Adam and Eve without their leaves
― Julius Caesar Memento Hoodie (bendy), Thursday, 16 April 2020 20:30 (five years ago)
i'll never travel farwithout a little Big Star
― reggie (qualmsley), Thursday, 13 August 2020 00:02 (five years ago)
save my life, I'm going down for the last timewoman with the sweet lovin' better than a white line
― trapped out the barndo (crüt), Thursday, 13 August 2020 01:08 (five years ago)
i found an island in your arms, a country in your eyes?arms are chains. eyes are lies
― reggie (qualmsley), Thursday, 13 August 2020 01:56 (five years ago)
It's the nexus of the crisisThe origin of storms
― Mule, Thursday, 13 August 2020 07:16 (five years ago)
Well, on the government website from the 21st March 2020It said COVID-19 was no longer high risk
― Scam Likely (morrisp), Saturday, 19 September 2020 02:45 (five years ago)
I live my life like a shot in the wind, if tomorrow don't come I know, I stole my share of fun for meCause I'm too fast, too rad, I'm going wasted when I go, the cost of freedom's never free
― origami condom (Neanderthal), Saturday, 19 September 2020 03:30 (five years ago)
The backstage of your lifeIs filled with props and lines you should have sungThe backstage of your lifeIs filled with echoes of the ones you love
― Vanishing Point (Chinaski), Friday, 30 October 2020 23:13 (five years ago)
I'm the type of guy who doesn't have a type at allI'm not dressed for this climate someone take me to the mall
― swing out sister: live in new donk city (geoffreyess), Sunday, 1 November 2020 14:47 (five years ago)
if there's ever anyone else, i'll understand and kill himand i'll overflow your every inlet, you will not cough and spityou'll welcome me inand i tell you with my tongue between your toesif there's ever anyone elsedon't let them do this
― reggie (qualmsley), Sunday, 1 November 2020 14:56 (five years ago)
Oh, what an ordinary day Take out the garbage, masturbate
― ✖✖✖ (Moka), Sunday, 1 November 2020 17:00 (five years ago)
When I saw mushroom headI was born and I was dead
― Mr. Cacciatore (Moodles), Monday, 2 November 2020 22:53 (five years ago)
So let us not talk about the pastThe descending voices when we dareTo fall in each other's armsThere is nothing to say about history
― Vanishing Point (Chinaski), Saturday, 16 January 2021 00:10 (five years ago)
A sparkled shiny dinerIs a home fir wayward maga Aghhhh
― calstars, Saturday, 16 January 2021 00:13 (five years ago)
She tried to hit me with a mop,And I can't stand it anymore.
― BrianB, Friday, 16 April 2021 12:37 (four years ago)
otm
― It Is Dangerous to Meme Inside (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 16 April 2021 12:43 (four years ago)
look it up in the bookmobilelook it up in the gun rack
― brimstead, Friday, 16 April 2021 20:45 (four years ago)
god's up in heaven or not there at alland down on the ground ain't too far to fall
― intern at pepe le pew research (Simon H.), Friday, 16 April 2021 23:33 (four years ago)
I’ll never knowI’ll never know
― calstars, Saturday, 17 April 2021 00:42 (four years ago)
rock rock til you droprock rock never stop
― P-Zunit (Neanderthal), Saturday, 17 April 2021 01:10 (four years ago)
you opened my mail apart at the seamsNow you know I live beyond my means
― one time gaffled 'em up (one time), Saturday, 17 April 2021 01:13 (four years ago)
Yes, my world's tumbling down, stone by stone to the groundPlease take out the garbage
― one time gaffled 'em up (one time), Saturday, 17 April 2021 01:35 (four years ago)
No more dragging this wormy anus ‘round on shag piles from Persia to ThraceI've severed my reeking gonads, fed them to your shrunken face
― Vaguely Threatening CAPTCHAs, Saturday, 17 April 2021 18:03 (four years ago)
I'll see you aroundevery hollow has its favorite sound
― swing out sister: live in new donk city (geoffreyess), Thursday, 1 July 2021 21:25 (four years ago)
Oohoohoohoohoohoohoohooh I’m a robot manOohoohoohoohoohoohoo I’m a loser
― brimstead, Thursday, 1 July 2021 21:45 (four years ago)
sir kenneth clark sir kenneth clark
― bulb after bulb, Thursday, 1 July 2021 22:04 (four years ago)
And the white man sold quaaludes to the monkeysAnd they all died high up in the tree
― xzanfar, Thursday, 1 July 2021 22:21 (four years ago)
some hills are never seenthe universe is expanding
― brimstead, Thursday, 7 October 2021 23:57 (four years ago)
Or is it in his face? – Oh no, it's just his charmIn his warm embrace? – Oh no, that's just his arm
― Bob Dylan's iconic Ray Ban sunglasses (morrisp), Thursday, 12 May 2022 22:09 (three years ago)
^Good one!
― Don't Renege On (Our Dub) (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 13 May 2022 00:50 (three years ago)
Try to imagine another planetAnother sunWhere I don't look like meAnd everything I do matters
― Hideous Lump, Friday, 13 May 2022 01:22 (three years ago)
And the white man sold quaaludes to the monkeysAnd they all died high up in the trees
― xzanfar, Friday, 13 May 2022 01:23 (three years ago)
the charm/arm couplet has always impressed me. i recently got a girl-group comp that has that on it and I'd been struck again by its brilliance just this week!
― Doctor Casino, Friday, 13 May 2022 03:03 (three years ago)
Every thousand yearsThis metal sphereTen times the size of JupiterFloats just a few yards past the EarthYou climb on your roofAnd take a swipe at itWith a single featherHit it once every thousand years'Til you've worn it downTo the size of a peaYeah, I'd say that's a long timeBut it's only half a blinkIn the place you're gonna be
― ArchCarrier, Friday, 13 May 2022 09:22 (three years ago)
The tenderest girlI get lost in the treesAnd I pass like the breeze'Cause I'm nothing you've haven't done before
― Mule, Friday, 13 May 2022 10:01 (three years ago)
If her daddy's rich, take her out for a mealIf her daddy's poor, just do what you feel
― Bunheads Pilot Enthusiast (morrisp), Monday, 20 June 2022 02:28 (three years ago)
there's a thin line between what you do and what you shouldevery time i cross it i just feel insanely good
― JoeStork, Monday, 20 June 2022 03:39 (three years ago)
Sometimes you really dig a girl the moment you kiss herAnd then you get distracted by her older sister
― Bunheads Pilot Enthusiast (morrisp), Monday, 20 June 2022 04:30 (three years ago)
― Bunheads Pilot Enthusiast (morrisp), Monday, June 20, 2022 2:28 AM (eleven hours ago)
Heard on WFMU this AM!!
― Attached by piercing jewelry (bernard snowy), Monday, 20 June 2022 13:37 (three years ago)
‘tis (almost) the season!
― Bunheads Pilot Enthusiast (morrisp), Monday, 20 June 2022 13:56 (three years ago)
Toss-up for me between these two.
And I need you more than want youand I want you for all time
But I'm as priceless as a brass ringThat's losing the heat from your hand
― the body of a spider... (scampering alpaca), Monday, 20 June 2022 16:48 (three years ago)
Don't you give me no dirty looksYour father's hip, he knows what cooksJust tell your hoodlum friend outsideYou ain't got time to take a ride
― budo jeru, Thursday, 27 April 2023 19:20 (two years ago)
Beautiful Delilah, bathing in the sunAudience of seventeen and noticed not a oneLocal Casanova, who wouldn't be outdoneLet her steal his heart away, and break it just for fun
― got it in the blood, the kid's a pelican (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 27 April 2023 19:28 (two years ago)
I didn't change my numberI only changed who I reply to
― Unidentified rogue Jedi (morrisp), Wednesday, 17 May 2023 22:31 (two years ago)
Everything goes when you're deadEverything empties from what was in your head
― clemenza, Wednesday, 17 May 2023 22:36 (two years ago)
I've got six things on my mindyou're no longer one of them
― henry s, Wednesday, 17 May 2023 22:40 (two years ago)
I think I'm in loveProbably just hungryI think I'm your friendProbably just lonelyI think you got me in a spin nowProbably just turningI think I'm a fool for you, babeProbably just learningI think I can rock and rollProbably just twistingI think I wanna tell the worldProbably ain't listening
I think I can flyProbably just fallingI think I'm the life and soulProbably just snortingI think I can hit the markProbably just aimingI think my name is on your lipsProbably complainingI think I have caught it badProbably contagiousI think that I'm a winner, babyProbably Las Vegas
I think I'm aliveProbably just breathingI think you stole my heart now, babyProbably just thievingI think I'm on fireProbably just smokingI think that you're my dream girlProbably just dreamingI think I'm the best, babe, come onProbably like all the restI think that I could be your manOh, probably just think you can
― Elvis Telecom, Wednesday, 17 May 2023 23:40 (two years ago)
i'll use youand i'll confuse youand then i'll lose youstill, you won't suspect me
― reggie (qualmsley), Friday, 19 May 2023 01:42 (two years ago)
I've been in this here town for a weekAt least I've ended up with a freak
― Halfway there but for you, Saturday, 3 June 2023 02:25 (two years ago)
You’re really goodAt making people feel goodNot because the way you dressI think it’s in your genesI know I wish I was
― Stars of the Lidl (Chinaski), Sunday, 4 June 2023 19:23 (two years ago)
There is no season when you are grownYou are always risen from the seeds you've sown
― ꙮ (map), Sunday, 4 June 2023 20:54 (two years ago)
You are somebody that I don't knowBut you're taking shots at me like it's PatrónAnd I'm just like "Damn, it's 7:00 a.m."
― brimstead, Sunday, 4 June 2023 21:38 (two years ago)
It has often been my dreamTo live with one who wasn't there
― Xgau Murder Spa (nikola), Monday, 5 June 2023 01:55 (two years ago)
All my friends are junkiesbut that's not really true
― Lily Dale, Monday, 5 June 2023 05:14 (two years ago)
Some of these memories you can learn to live withAnd some of them you can't
― o. nate, Monday, 5 June 2023 20:00 (two years ago)
If you can't be with the one you loveLove the one you're with
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Monday, 5 June 2023 20:08 (two years ago)
And if you don't love the one that you're withWhy don't you just wait for the one that you love?
― Maggot Bairn (Tom D.), Monday, 5 June 2023 20:28 (two years ago)
The candles blew and then disappearedThe curtains flew and then he appeared
― INDEPENDENTS DAY BY STEVEN SPILBERG (President Keyes), Monday, 5 June 2023 20:40 (two years ago)
Somebody got luckyBut it was an accident
― Day 1 fan (morrisp), Monday, 5 June 2023 21:31 (two years ago)
I got thirteen hours to burnAnd I'm going to stay up all night
― Mule, Wednesday, 7 June 2023 06:25 (two years ago)
golden slumbers fill your eyessmiles await you when your rise
― Western® with Bacon Flavor, Wednesday, 7 June 2023 06:39 (two years ago)
Tobacco's a help because it clears the mindBut like all your friends it is vilified
― chr1sb3singer, Wednesday, 7 June 2023 13:28 (two years ago)
And you pointed your headlamp toward the horizonWe were the one thing in the galaxy God didn't have his eyes on
― Lavator Shemmelpennick, Sunday, 11 June 2023 19:05 (two years ago)
I won't slave for beggar's pay, likewise gold and jewelsBut I would slave to learn the way to sink your ship of fools
― J. Sam, Sunday, 11 June 2023 21:08 (two years ago)
she’s slowly turning/mouth gently burning (Wire - Too Late)
― Paul, Tuesday, 11 July 2023 15:34 (two years ago)
every little baby knows just what i meanliving in division in the shifting sands
hold me tight
― reggie (qualmsley), Thursday, 13 July 2023 00:56 (two years ago)
when they split those atomsit's hotter than the sunblood is a special substancethey gonna pray for that man
― Lavator Shemmelpennick, Friday, 13 October 2023 04:03 (two years ago)
Did you never call? I waited for your callThese rivers of suggestion are driving me away
― giraffe, Friday, 13 October 2023 06:29 (two years ago)
if you turn me on to central heatingthen you give me such a brutal beating
(starbuck - a fool in line)
― Kate (rushomancy), Friday, 13 October 2023 13:43 (two years ago)
people are strange when you're a strangerfaces look ugly when you're alone
― corrs unplugged, Tuesday, 17 October 2023 11:23 (two years ago)
There are problems in these timesand WOOOO! none o’them are mine!
― assert (matttkkkk), Tuesday, 17 October 2023 11:41 (two years ago)
The best things in life are freeBut you can keep them for the birds and bees
just give me money...
― Lee626, Tuesday, 17 October 2023 12:42 (two years ago)
Pulling into economy islandKing Shit and the Golden BoysMany more where we come fromTop of the bottomDon't stop now, don't stop now
― reggie (qualmsley), Thursday, 19 October 2023 23:58 (two years ago)
it's not worth it, you just don't tryyou're so perfect, you just get by
― reggie (qualmsley), Tuesday, 7 November 2023 00:15 (two years ago)
celebrate the loss of one and all all all, and separate the torso from the spineburger bender bouncing like a ball ball ball, so burger bender bargain blender shine
― reggie (qualmsley), Sunday, 19 November 2023 00:41 (two years ago)
I am the autumn in the scarletI am the make-up on your eyes
― papal hotwife (milo z), Sunday, 19 November 2023 09:41 (two years ago)
yep
― assert (matttkkkk), Sunday, 19 November 2023 23:25 (two years ago)
I met her at the Burger KingWe fell in love by the soda machine
― spastic heritage, Sunday, 19 November 2023 23:28 (two years ago)
I'm curious, if I went through this thread, how many of these couplets I would recognize. I wouldn't be surprised if a huge hunk were from songs I loved and I just never noticed!
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 20 November 2023 01:57 (two years ago)
Same
― Shifty Henry’s Swing Club (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 20 November 2023 02:12 (two years ago)
that Ramones one is absolutely all-time
― not the one who's tryin' to dub your anime (Doctor Casino), Monday, 20 November 2023 02:16 (two years ago)
Yeah, that one I knew.
― Shifty Henry’s Swing Club (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 20 November 2023 02:19 (two years ago)
I fact I remember thinking about it in the 80s whilst sitting in the Burger on Northern Boulevard, the one close to Douglaston.
― Shifty Henry’s Swing Club (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 20 November 2023 02:21 (two years ago)
no bookcase can rescue a manonly a letter of sorry can
― brimstead, Monday, 20 November 2023 17:18 (two years ago)
i bought fake jordansthey weren't even shoes
― kissinger on my list (voodoo chili), Tuesday, 5 December 2023 17:41 (two years ago)
he fantasized an equipagea two-horse carriage garage
― reggie (qualmsley), Wednesday, 6 December 2023 19:07 (two years ago)
Do you take sugar?One lump or two?
― This field is required (morrisp), Saturday, 9 December 2023 17:49 (two years ago)
otm voodoo chili
in the same vein:
deleted scene of lightning mcqueenblacked out at full speed
― tremolo, Sunday, 10 December 2023 18:34 (two years ago)
tobacco they grow in pekingin the year of the locust you'll see a sad thing
― tremolo, Sunday, 10 December 2023 18:35 (two years ago)
you can never be strong!!!!!you can only be free!!!!!
― tremolo, Sunday, 10 December 2023 18:36 (two years ago)
average MCs is like a TV blooperMF DOOM, he's like DB Cooper
― tremolo, Sunday, 10 December 2023 18:37 (two years ago)
^^^ pops into my head often
― not the one who's tryin' to dub your anime (Doctor Casino), Sunday, 10 December 2023 18:41 (two years ago)
honestly doom never really misses as far as i care... but that line in particular stands out to me because it is so fucking funny
― tremolo, Sunday, 10 December 2023 18:43 (two years ago)
Once built a steamboat in a meadowBecause I'd forgotten how to sail.
― I would prefer not to. (Chinaski), Thursday, 14 December 2023 20:01 (two years ago)
the stockings are hung, but who carespreserved for those no longer there
― Formica Jordan (Neanderthal), Thursday, 14 December 2023 20:05 (two years ago)
Still there's a light I hold before meYou're the measure of my dreams
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Thursday, 14 December 2023 20:13 (two years ago)
he is the king of childrensinging like a boiler, 'tomorrow is on its way'
― tremolo, Friday, 15 December 2023 09:50 (two years ago)
Maybe I should just change my styleBut I feel alright when you smile
― dan selzer, Friday, 15 December 2023 14:36 (two years ago)
Counting the cost in money onlyStrikes me as funny don’t you know
― Mule, Tuesday, 19 December 2023 12:56 (two years ago)
Holidays and salad daysAnd days of moldy mayonnaise
― Halfway there but for you, Tuesday, 19 December 2023 15:04 (two years ago)
(A bit of a cheat)
And in the endThe love you takeIs equal to the love you make
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Tuesday, 19 December 2023 15:08 (two years ago)
wait awhile eternityold mother nature's got nothin on me
― Lavator Shemmelpennick, Thursday, 21 December 2023 18:43 (two years ago)
so many amazing lines in that song. I think my favorite couplet is the last one:
It's Christmas in prison, there'll be music tonight.I'll prob'ly get homesick. I love you. Goodnight.
― Lily Dale, Thursday, 21 December 2023 18:51 (two years ago)
yeah beautiful. he can deploy a word rhyming with itself like no other (not being sarcastic).
i also deeply love the image of
The search light in the big yard swings round with the gunAnd spotlights the snowflakes like the dust in the sun
and the chess game... they're all great
― Lavator Shemmelpennick, Thursday, 21 December 2023 19:00 (two years ago)
The searchlight might be my favorite image in any song. just so instantly evocative and so beautiful.
― Lily Dale, Thursday, 21 December 2023 19:04 (two years ago)
And if you survive 'til 2005, i hope you're exceedingly thinFor if you are stout you will have to breathe out while the people around you breathe in
― Deflatormouse, Tuesday, 30 January 2024 20:50 (two years ago)
Many things on my mindWords in the way
― clemenza, Monday, 12 February 2024 16:14 (two years ago)
and that ain't no jokeyou can disappear in smoke
― reggie (qualmsley), Sunday, 18 February 2024 16:14 (two years ago)
it's like we're at a Ponzi scam-inar:-there's no escaping without a door prize-they're operating at significant loss
― reggie (qualmsley), Wednesday, 13 March 2024 18:58 (one year ago)
Oh, I never should have said the books that you readWere all I loved you for
― rendered nugatory (morrisp), Tuesday, 9 April 2024 04:17 (one year ago)
I can dance like Sherlock HolmesI can sing like Sherlock HolmesBut I can't be Sherlock Holmes
― Halfway there but for you, Thursday, 18 April 2024 16:33 (one year ago)
he took a ride on the new highwaya culvert down to the ducks and drakes
― reggie (qualmsley), Thursday, 18 April 2024 20:51 (one year ago)
In the fragrance sweet of the evening airI could leave this world quite without a care
― he/him hoo-hah (map), Thursday, 18 April 2024 21:00 (one year ago)
he'll wrap you up in his arms, tell you that you've been a good boyhe'll rekindle all the dreams it took you a lifetime to destroy
― reggie (qualmsley), Friday, 3 May 2024 20:26 (one year ago)
If I had a nickel, if I had a dimeI'd put it in the toilet and I'd shit all the time
― I've left the box of soup near your shoes (Tom D.), Friday, 3 May 2024 21:02 (one year ago)
I’ve been around the world and I didn’t pay my dues Yeah we knocked ‘em dead in Dallas (they didn’t know we were Jews)
― Are you addicted to struggling with your horse? (Boring, Maryland), Friday, 3 May 2024 21:44 (one year ago)
And when you finish doing thatBring in the dog and put out the cat
― not the one who's tryin' to dub your anime (Doctor Casino), Saturday, 4 May 2024 01:19 (one year ago)
in the hanging garden change the pastin a hanging garden wearing furs and masks
― reggie (qualmsley), Friday, 10 May 2024 21:12 (one year ago)
telling this hasn't been mentioned
i'm stronger than you think
― reggie (qualmsley), Friday, 10 May 2024 21:21 (one year ago)
Oh, my peer, your veneerIs wearing thin and crackingThe surface informs underneathUnderneath is lacking
i'm talking here to me alone
― reggie (qualmsley), Friday, 10 May 2024 21:25 (one year ago)
your finest hour
take your instinct by the reins
better best, rearrange
what we want, and what we need
has been confused, been confused
― reggie (qualmsley), Friday, 10 May 2024 21:27 (one year ago)
something something something when this is over/leap in my grave like the arms of a lover
if there's a heaven, I hope they're having fun/cause if there’s a hell, I'm gonna know everyone
― francisF, Wednesday, 29 May 2024 13:27 (one year ago)
and if you want i'll fall out foreveri can't say no more -- baby, dance with me!
― reggie (qualmsley), Friday, 31 May 2024 21:33 (one year ago)
It always comes on timeNot a second before the instantBut this year I think I'd rather be a relicThan part of the present
― Mule, Saturday, 1 June 2024 22:53 (one year ago)
hey there’s nothing in my heartI’d rather be cool than be smart
― brimstead, Friday, 2 August 2024 23:00 (one year ago)
When you get out of the hospitalLet me back into your life
― Mule, Friday, 15 November 2024 18:53 (one year ago)
For now at last I'm down on the streetWith the engine running
― I would prefer not to. (Chinaski), Monday, 16 December 2024 21:36 (one year ago)
you are repressedbut you're remarkably dressed
― fetter, Monday, 16 December 2024 21:59 (one year ago)
On the hilltop of the blessed,he flaps his elbows and he wears a dress
― Please play Lou Reed's irritating guitar sounds (Tom D.), Monday, 16 December 2024 22:05 (one year ago)
― reggie (qualmsley), Sunday, June 4, 2017 5:04 PM (seven years ago) bookmarkflaglink
― reggie (qualmsley), Tuesday, 20 May 2025 19:59 (eight months ago)
God is dead (that's nice)Sunglasses worn on head (that's nice)
― Ashley Pomeroy, Tuesday, 20 May 2025 20:29 (eight months ago)
time to go arounda one-man showdown to just how to fail
― reggie (qualmsley), Tuesday, 20 May 2025 20:39 (eight months ago)
face worker, a serpentine minera roof falls, an underliner of leaf structure, the egg timer
― reggie (qualmsley), Tuesday, 20 May 2025 21:06 (eight months ago)
the king will be praisedand hell will be raisedsuckers try to faze usbut we will not be fazed
― reggie (qualmsley), Tuesday, 20 May 2025 21:09 (eight months ago)
you can walk away but you can't forget what was saidand I can run away pull the covers over my head
― reggie (qualmsley), Tuesday, 20 May 2025 21:14 (eight months ago)
music play, make it good for romancingmust be a way i can dress to please himswing and sway, everything will be alrightbut it's feeling so damn tight tonight
― reggie (qualmsley), Tuesday, 20 May 2025 21:17 (eight months ago)
when the world is too dark and i need a light inside of mei'll walk into a bar and drink fifteen pints of beer
― reggie (qualmsley), Tuesday, 20 May 2025 21:19 (eight months ago)
i never kept a dollar past sunset, always burned a hole in my pantsnever made a school mama happy, never blew a second chance
― reggie (qualmsley), Tuesday, 20 May 2025 21:21 (eight months ago)
julie christie, the rumors are true!as the pages turn, my eyes are blue
― reggie (qualmsley), Tuesday, 20 May 2025 21:24 (eight months ago)
you've got your fuel lines and a handful of ludesyou wanna be there when they count up the dudes
― reggie (qualmsley), Tuesday, 20 May 2025 23:42 (eight months ago)
lord i've been here for so long, i can feel it coming down on mei'm just a slow emotion replay of somebody I used to be
― reggie (qualmsley), Tuesday, 20 May 2025 23:44 (eight months ago)
They couldn't even think of a word that rhymes, but:
Everybody's coming home for lunch these daysLast night there were skinheads on my lawn
― clemenza, Wednesday, 10 September 2025 16:33 (five months ago)
all my loves are second bestand all my stars are in the west
― austinato (Austin), Saturday, 13 September 2025 01:11 (five months ago)
Cherry’s scratching like a grain of sandthe trigger itch in a killer’s hand
― assert (matttkkkk), Sunday, 7 December 2025 23:44 (two months ago)
On the road to Rishikesh,I was dreaming, more or less
And the dream I had was trueAnd the dream I had was true
― TheNuNuNu, Tuesday, 13 January 2026 23:08 (one month ago)
"No, I ain't doing muchDoing nothing means a lot to me"
- Bon Scott, AC/DC, "Downpayment Blues"
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 14 January 2026 16:08 (one month ago)