best "rock" (or whatever) couplet ever

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besides

With a thrill in my head and a pill on my tongue
Dissolve the nerves that've just begun

reggie (qualmsley), Saturday, 3 June 2017 19:31 (eight years ago)

But I just had to look,
Having read the book.

flappy bird, Saturday, 3 June 2017 20:19 (eight years ago)

like the phoenix coming back from the ashes
I know what's good but I know what trash is

geoffreyess, Saturday, 3 June 2017 20:29 (eight years ago)

heavy downbeat of one and the show began
london calling strike up the contraband

geoffreyess, Saturday, 3 June 2017 20:30 (eight years ago)

There are people in boats in the middle of the sea
Crying like Jews
Do you like tennis?

brimstead, Saturday, 3 June 2017 20:34 (eight years ago)

Live is short so love the one you got
Cause you might get run over or you might get shot

brimstead, Saturday, 3 June 2017 20:36 (eight years ago)

It's a serious thing
When you mess with the wrong king

brimstead, Saturday, 3 June 2017 20:40 (eight years ago)

Yeah I'll give you cab fare home
You can even use my best cologne
Just don't be here in the morning when I wake up

brimstead, Saturday, 3 June 2017 20:41 (eight years ago)

I used to let the mic smoke
Now I pick it up and slam it to make sure it's broke

brimstead, Saturday, 3 June 2017 20:42 (eight years ago)

or something like that

brimstead, Saturday, 3 June 2017 20:42 (eight years ago)

Postpunk xman parked his forklift
Like a billion stars flickering from the grinders wheel

brimstead, Saturday, 3 June 2017 20:42 (eight years ago)

I think we need more post-coital and less post-rock
Feels like the build-up takes forever, but you never touch my cock

devvvine, Saturday, 3 June 2017 20:44 (eight years ago)

Music loud , women warm
Been kicked around since I was born

brimstead, Saturday, 3 June 2017 20:44 (eight years ago)

the drums march along at the clip of an IV drip
like sparks from a muffler dragged down the strip, uh huh

reggie (qualmsley), Saturday, 3 June 2017 20:53 (eight years ago)

She'll come back as fire and burn all the liars
Leave a blanket of ash on the ground

flappy bird, Saturday, 3 June 2017 21:03 (eight years ago)

You know I'd pay a lot to cry to try to understand
A flower's still a flower crushed to dust inside my hand

flappy bird, Saturday, 3 June 2017 21:07 (eight years ago)

oh help me mrs medleycott i don't know what to do
i've only got three bullets and there's four of mötley crüe

imago, Saturday, 3 June 2017 21:07 (eight years ago)

they had the best selection
they were poisoned with protection

reggie (qualmsley), Saturday, 3 June 2017 21:11 (eight years ago)

But with the sea at your feet and the phony false alarm,
And with the child of a hoodlum wrapped up in your arms

The shard-borne beetle with his drowsy hums (Chinaski), Saturday, 3 June 2017 21:22 (eight years ago)

West Virginia
Mountain Mama

flopson, Saturday, 3 June 2017 21:24 (eight years ago)

it's gone too far
inside this car

JoeStork, Saturday, 3 June 2017 21:38 (eight years ago)

even hitler had a girlfriend
so why can't I

sarahell, Saturday, 3 June 2017 21:56 (eight years ago)

son im 30
i only went with your mother cos shes dirty

Well bissogled trotters (Michael B), Saturday, 3 June 2017 22:00 (eight years ago)

beat me to it

JoeStork, Saturday, 3 June 2017 22:05 (eight years ago)

I saw you there, just standing there
And I thought I was only dreaming, yeah..

Mark G, Saturday, 3 June 2017 22:06 (eight years ago)

It's hard to celebrate
With a headache

brimstead, Saturday, 3 June 2017 22:27 (eight years ago)

Oh, oh I said, "I'm so happy I could die"
She said, "Drop dead, " then left with another guy

Or maybe:

'Cause you know you're the one and that that hasn't changed
Since you were nineteen and still in school waiting on a light
On the corner by sound exchange

Or maybe:

Now I guess I'll have to tell 'em
That I got no cerebellum

Or maybe:

I was twenty one years when I wrote this song
I'm twenty two now, but I won't be for long

Or maybe:

I don't like you, I just hate you
I'm gonna kick your ass, oh yeah! oh yeah!

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 3 June 2017 22:54 (eight years ago)

you put me on a pedestal
i put you on the pill

reggie (qualmsley), Saturday, 3 June 2017 23:32 (eight years ago)

give me a week or two to
go absolutely cuckoo

reggie (qualmsley), Saturday, 3 June 2017 23:33 (eight years ago)

I've travelled round the world
I've seen so many things - why am I talking to you?

flappy bird, Saturday, 3 June 2017 23:43 (eight years ago)

did you ever see Dallas from a DC-9 at night?
well Dallas is a jewel, oh yeah, Dallas is a beautiful sight

geoffreyess, Sunday, 4 June 2017 00:04 (eight years ago)

i have been around the world
looking for that woman / girl

reggie (qualmsley), Sunday, 4 June 2017 00:05 (eight years ago)

it's kinda funny how bad these read. rock couplets r the ultimate 'guess you had to be there'

flopson, Sunday, 4 June 2017 00:07 (eight years ago)

i probably didn't even say that right
and i really don't give a damn

reggie (qualmsley), Sunday, 4 June 2017 00:14 (eight years ago)

but if you study the logistics and heuristics of the mystics you will find that their minds rarely move in a line
so it's much more realistic to abandon such ballistics and resign to be trapped on a leaf in the vine

reggie (qualmsley), Sunday, 4 June 2017 00:20 (eight years ago)

mother, i've tried, please believe me: i'm doing the best that i can
i'm ashamed of the things i've been put through; i'm ashamed of the person i am

reggie (qualmsley), Sunday, 4 June 2017 00:39 (eight years ago)

ain't no particular sign i'm more compatible with
i just want your extra time and your X X X kiss

reggie (qualmsley), Sunday, 4 June 2017 01:11 (eight years ago)

The milk truck eased into my space
Somebody screamed somewhere

cwkiii, Sunday, 4 June 2017 01:42 (eight years ago)

With these vulgar factions of the treble clef
I wish you luck with a capital F

kajagoogoo's kazooist (Ye Mad Puffin), Sunday, 4 June 2017 01:50 (eight years ago)

Something
Something

AMANDA

to fly across the city and find Aerosmith's car (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 4 June 2017 02:10 (eight years ago)

Everybody rappin like it's a commercial
Actin like life is a big commercial

calstars, Sunday, 4 June 2017 03:05 (eight years ago)

Post punk x man parked his forklift
Like a billion stars flickering from the grinders wheel

calstars, Sunday, 4 June 2017 03:07 (eight years ago)

i don't mind choppin wood
and i don't care if the money's no good

black covfefe in bed (voodoo chili), Sunday, 4 June 2017 03:30 (eight years ago)

Widows face the future
Factories face the poor

flappy bird, Sunday, 4 June 2017 04:17 (eight years ago)

I feel like love is in the kitchen with a culinary eye
Think he's making something special and I'm smart enough to try

flappy bird, Sunday, 4 June 2017 04:36 (eight years ago)

belligerent ghouls
run manchester schools

reggie (qualmsley), Sunday, 4 June 2017 04:53 (eight years ago)

I've been high and I've been low
And I don't know where to go

to pimp a barfly (Eazy), Sunday, 4 June 2017 05:28 (eight years ago)

I was walking around the flower show like a leper coming down with some kind of nervous hysteria
When I saw you standing there, green eyes, black hairu p against the pink and purple wisteria

to pimp a barfly (Eazy), Sunday, 4 June 2017 05:30 (eight years ago)

I'll make it sweet but short
When I pull out your life support

flappy bird, Sunday, 4 June 2017 05:46 (eight years ago)

She hit town a rose in bloom
Smell the sweet, sweet perfume
The color faded and the petals died
Down in the city no one cried
And in the streets the garbage lies
Protected by a million flies
With roaches so big they got bones
They moved in and made themselves at home
I say nice boys, don't play rock 'n' roll
Nice boys, don't play rock 'n' roll
I'm not a nice boy!

Zachary Taylor, Sunday, 4 June 2017 07:10 (eight years ago)

I knew we'd never write
Somehow that seemed alright

josh az (2011nostalgia), Sunday, 4 June 2017 08:06 (eight years ago)

If you look carefully in the background of The Scream
The couple on the bridge are both Robson Green

devvvine, Sunday, 4 June 2017 08:14 (eight years ago)

ftw

Mark G, Sunday, 4 June 2017 09:41 (eight years ago)

Half man Half biscuit: OPO-line >>>>>>>> this thread

imago, Sunday, 4 June 2017 09:44 (eight years ago)

Suddenly a half-sucky summer song came over the spider ride speaker system
It sounded like the best thing I ever heard, I just wanted to sit down and listen

Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Sunday, 4 June 2017 11:58 (eight years ago)

I drove my Cadillac to Vegas to satisfy my lust
Wheelin', dealin', left ol' Vegas on a Greyhound bus

mizzell, Sunday, 4 June 2017 13:13 (eight years ago)

Got a wife and kids in Baltimore, Jack
I went out for a ride and I never went back

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 4 June 2017 13:37 (eight years ago)

If you feel alive in a darkened room
Do you know the name of your solitude

Charles "Butt" Stanton (Neanderthal), Sunday, 4 June 2017 13:46 (eight years ago)

Dance with the dead in my dreams
Listen to their hollow screams

Charles "Butt" Stanton (Neanderthal), Sunday, 4 June 2017 13:47 (eight years ago)

I got something to say
I killed a baby today

Charles "Butt" Stanton (Neanderthal), Sunday, 4 June 2017 13:47 (eight years ago)

These lonely brothers on the radio
If that's a DJ I'm the pilgrim Mona Lisa

nicky lo-fi, Sunday, 4 June 2017 14:13 (eight years ago)

Your dying for the hope is gone
From here we go nowhere again

I'm trapped in my face and I'm changing too much
I can't climb out the way I fell in

nicky lo-fi, Sunday, 4 June 2017 14:13 (eight years ago)

she's got her toe in the cornhole
bleeding out in a snow cone

geoffreyess, Sunday, 4 June 2017 19:24 (eight years ago)

Fourth day, five day marathon.
We move like a parallelogram.

Black Arkestra, Sunday, 4 June 2017 19:55 (eight years ago)

Charlie, for Chrissakes, if you wanna know the truth of it
I don't have a husband, he don't play the trombone

Dr X O'Skeleton, Sunday, 4 June 2017 20:02 (eight years ago)

a miracle might point the way to solutions we're after
and avert our chronic impending disaster

reggie (qualmsley), Sunday, 4 June 2017 21:04 (eight years ago)

Footsteps running 'cross the silver sand
Steps going down into tattoo land."

to pimp a barfly (Eazy), Sunday, 4 June 2017 21:23 (eight years ago)

the comic book and me, just us
we caught the bus

reggie (qualmsley), Sunday, 4 June 2017 21:27 (eight years ago)

Her stories are boring and stuff
She's always calling my bluff

flappy bird, Sunday, 4 June 2017 21:42 (eight years ago)

Dusty frames that still arrive
Die in nineteen fifty-five

Treeship, Sunday, 4 June 2017 22:10 (eight years ago)

Now all the politicians, they just flap their mouths
They say we'll build a wall to keep them out

o. nate, Monday, 5 June 2017 00:33 (eight years ago)

Amateur seasalt gatherers colonized
They're good enough for Conrad Hilton,
Not good enough for my eyes
I trust you will tell me
If I am making a fool of myself
Man is breedin' forever, because of the weather
They come out and blister the sea, oh yeah

Le Bateau Ivre, Monday, 5 June 2017 00:38 (eight years ago)

I met her at the Burger King
We fell in love by the soda machine

o. nate, Monday, 5 June 2017 00:38 (eight years ago)

Chewin' out a rhythm on my bubblegum
The sun is out and I want some

jmm, Monday, 5 June 2017 00:44 (eight years ago)

Caroline, Caroline, see she's the reason for the word "bitch"
I hope she's speeding on the way to the club trying to hurry up to get to some baller or singer or somebody like that and try to put on her makeup in the mirror and crash, crash, craaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaash into a ditch

Mr. Snrub, Monday, 5 June 2017 00:47 (eight years ago)

I send my murdergram to all these monster kids
It comes right back to me and it's
Signed in there daddies' blood

Moodles, Monday, 5 June 2017 00:55 (eight years ago)

*their

Moodles, Monday, 5 June 2017 00:56 (eight years ago)

To tell you that I think of you
Almost as much as you think of you

Diana Fire (j.lu), Monday, 5 June 2017 01:34 (eight years ago)

You were like a cloud, yes you were a flower
Then you were a lime, now our love is sour

flappy bird, Monday, 5 June 2017 05:09 (eight years ago)

You, and your masculine you
Forever benched, sitting by the dirty window

The shard-borne beetle with his drowsy hums (Chinaski), Monday, 5 June 2017 10:58 (eight years ago)

We speaks about travel, yeah we think about the land
We smart like all peoples, feeling real tan
I could take you places, do you need a new man?
Wipe the pollen from the faces, make revision to a dream while you wait in the van

flappy bird, Monday, 5 June 2017 16:17 (eight years ago)

is it ever appealing
to stand on the ceiling?

reggie (qualmsley), Monday, 5 June 2017 16:47 (eight years ago)

You're having tea with Graham Greene
In a coloured costume of your choice

by the light of the burning Citroën, Monday, 5 June 2017 23:06 (eight years ago)

A cigarette to brand a baby's arm
A bit of ash in his face keeps him warm

flappy bird, Monday, 5 June 2017 23:17 (eight years ago)

Two couplets:

And you're a dumb fuck, you fucking idiot
And you're a dumb fuck, you fucking piece of shit.

And you're a dumb fuck, you fucking loser
And you're a dumb fuck, you stupid fucking kid.

Treeship, Monday, 5 June 2017 23:18 (eight years ago)

He took her hand
They took the floor
She was his all time favourite dancer
Smile lopsidedly
Decidedly
Awkward
He asked her
Take my hand
Take me and
I'll take my cue
Ain't you guessed by now
I dote on you

by the light of the burning Citroën, Monday, 5 June 2017 23:20 (eight years ago)

all men would writhe
beneath his scythe

geoffreyess, Tuesday, 6 June 2017 02:16 (eight years ago)

Warm beer and cold women, no I just don't fit in
Every joint I stumble into tonight, that's just how it's been

dance cum rituals (Moka), Tuesday, 6 June 2017 05:27 (eight years ago)

My love's a laboratory, I set all my pets free
So baby, you should sleep with me

flappy bird, Tuesday, 6 June 2017 06:03 (eight years ago)

But they caught him with his case in a public place
That is what we had feared

flappy bird, Tuesday, 6 June 2017 06:04 (eight years ago)

He whistles and he runs, so hold him fast
Breathe the burn, you want to let it last
He might succumb to what you haven't seen
He has a keen eye for what you used to be

When the cadaverous mob saves its doors for the dead man,
You cannot leave.

flappy bird, Tuesday, 6 June 2017 06:10 (eight years ago)

Some folks itt (flappy bird) totally stretching the definition of "couplet"

The Anti-Climax Blues Band (Turrican), Tuesday, 6 June 2017 08:21 (eight years ago)

The buzz that you be gettin' from the crack don't last
I'd rather be OD'in on the crack of her ass

The Anti-Climax Blues Band (Turrican), Tuesday, 6 June 2017 08:21 (eight years ago)

Then I got Mary pregnant and man that was all she wrote
And for my nineteenth birthday I got a union card and a wedding coat

devvvine, Tuesday, 6 June 2017 08:24 (eight years ago)

like a game of pick-up sticks/played by fucking lunatics

mark s, Tuesday, 6 June 2017 08:29 (eight years ago)

And now its ten years on, she's living with a plutocrat
"I'm swapping millionaires for billionaires" was writ large on the mat

Mark G, Tuesday, 6 June 2017 10:01 (eight years ago)

And William called and tried to tell me that his sister's boyfriend has just died
He's not sure what to do and I'm not sure what to tell him he should do.

djh, Tuesday, 6 June 2017 10:11 (eight years ago)

Sometimes, William, we're just screwed.

The shard-borne beetle with his drowsy hums (Chinaski), Tuesday, 6 June 2017 14:57 (eight years ago)

She was just 17
You know what I mean

dinnerboat, Tuesday, 6 June 2017 16:29 (eight years ago)

are we going with rhyming couplets as a rule? i think the above^ might be the best, or the other Beatles couplet i posted at the top of the thread. i was just posting every Paul Banks lyric i could think of last night

flappy bird, Tuesday, 6 June 2017 16:45 (eight years ago)

i'm long since dead and i live in hell
she's the only girl that i loved well
we were raised together and together we fell

reggie (qualmsley), Tuesday, 6 June 2017 22:21 (eight years ago)

Hold on tight for the show
(Are you felling alright)
Leave me here let me go
(Can I get you a light)

martyfalling, Tuesday, 6 June 2017 22:40 (eight years ago)

Something’s coming down love
Frosted pictures disappear
Can you take the time to drop me off
And pick me up when we’re clear

martyfalling, Tuesday, 6 June 2017 22:40 (eight years ago)

I said love you’ve got it
Come on come on come on
Baby you’ve got it now

martyfalling, Tuesday, 6 June 2017 22:41 (eight years ago)

Can you breathe and is it clear
Have all your worries disappeared
Are you warm and snuggled tight
Before the cold wind starts to bite

martyfalling, Tuesday, 6 June 2017 22:42 (eight years ago)

I’m tomorrow’s ghostwriter
expect to see me at your door
And with my typewriter
I’ll make you money and then more

martyfalling, Tuesday, 6 June 2017 22:43 (eight years ago)

Let me break the ice by announcing, Mr Potts’ discovery
While painting in a fountain, he came across a symphony

martyfalling, Tuesday, 6 June 2017 22:43 (eight years ago)

I’ve finally realised, I’ve opened my mind up to the fact
The way I really live is just a put on it’s only an act

martyfalling, Tuesday, 6 June 2017 22:44 (eight years ago)

I feel tomorrow is yesterday there’s no escape for me today tell me, I don’t know
You always brushing your long blonde hair making waves in the air tell me, I don’t know

martyfalling, Tuesday, 6 June 2017 22:44 (eight years ago)

Sometimes I need to watch the snow falling lightly
Sometimes I need to know you’re here beside me
Streets that spoke to me before say nothing anymore
They speak to me from afar

martyfalling, Tuesday, 6 June 2017 22:45 (eight years ago)

And your room is in the air where there’s time to pull out all your hair
And the man who lives downstairs doesn’t smile at you but only glares

martyfalling, Tuesday, 6 June 2017 22:45 (eight years ago)

The Sun is rising but there’s no surprise
I see the learning in the girl’s eyes
The watchful maker sends his supernal guide
To watch for those who want to adore his might

martyfalling, Tuesday, 6 June 2017 22:45 (eight years ago)

I need a fast train on a smooth line
Gonna ride it into time
Bleed a cold sweat for a short while
But the feeling soon subsides

martyfalling, Tuesday, 6 June 2017 22:46 (eight years ago)

it's a glamour profession
the LA concession

flappy bird, Tuesday, 6 June 2017 22:48 (eight years ago)

jfc marty

devvvine, Tuesday, 6 June 2017 22:54 (eight years ago)

She's vegetarian except when it comes to sex
She's strictly ad-lib except when it comes to text

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 6 June 2017 22:59 (eight years ago)

If you do have me killed, put the fetus in a jar
So they throw me at the doctor when they shoot him in his car

Mr. Snrub, Tuesday, 6 June 2017 23:01 (eight years ago)

Be careful with my balls
They're fragile like eggs
- Bob Marley

Universal LULU Nation (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 7 June 2017 00:29 (eight years ago)

Throw out your cares and fly
Wanna go for a ride?

flappy bird, Wednesday, 7 June 2017 00:38 (eight years ago)

Crawling in my skin
These wounds they will not heal

Guy Pidgeotto (Tom Violence), Wednesday, 7 June 2017 01:23 (eight years ago)

So you run and you run to catch up with the sun but it's sinking
Racing around to come up behind you again.

dance cum rituals (Moka), Wednesday, 7 June 2017 01:38 (eight years ago)

I've been on the other side of the Blue Ridge, seen the Shenandoah rolling there
I stepped off the mountain's edge, just to climb the golden stair

waterbear say hi to me (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 7 June 2017 01:40 (eight years ago)

Love between two people must be based on understanding
Until that time you'll find your things all stacked out on the landing

enochroot, Wednesday, 7 June 2017 02:12 (eight years ago)

Its just one of those days where you don't want to wake up
Everything is fucked, everybody sucks

flappy bird, Wednesday, 7 June 2017 03:18 (eight years ago)

Stick out your can
Cuz I'm the garbageman

Beetle Juice continued to spit all over our drinks (contenderizer), Wednesday, 7 June 2017 03:32 (eight years ago)

I am, I am I said I'm not myself
I'm not dead and I'm not for sale

flappy bird, Wednesday, 7 June 2017 04:30 (eight years ago)

Chin up, shoulders back
You've got a body like a Marshall stack

Beetle Juice continued to spit all over our drinks (contenderizer), Wednesday, 7 June 2017 08:41 (eight years ago)

Income tax deduction
What a hell of a function

fionnland, Wednesday, 7 June 2017 13:17 (eight years ago)

There's one more kid that will never go to school
Never get to fall in love, never get to be cool

nth, Wednesday, 7 June 2017 15:47 (eight years ago)

Man, every couplet or not-couplet by THE ARCANA I read, I think, wow, that's definitely the best rock (or whatever) couplet ever, but then I see the next one and I think, no, that last couplet(?) was horrific meaningless shit compared to this one, the true best rock (or whatever) couplet ever.

JoeStork, Wednesday, 7 June 2017 16:24 (eight years ago)

Streets that spoke to me before say nothing anymore
They speak to me from afar

Ok I need some clarification here.

JoeStork, Wednesday, 7 June 2017 16:26 (eight years ago)

Turtles have a short regs, not for the walking
Want to have a cigarette? Just give me a sign

dance cum rituals (Moka), Wednesday, 7 June 2017 19:54 (eight years ago)

Yeah it's just what you need when you're down in the dumps
One half hillbilly and one half punk
Big long legs and one big mouth
The hottest thing from the north to come out of the south

bidfurd, Wednesday, 7 June 2017 21:35 (eight years ago)

Sounds
Smash Hits
Melody Maker
NME
All sound like a dream to me

o. nate, Thursday, 8 June 2017 01:08 (eight years ago)

Now you're the only one here who can tell me if it's true
That you love me and I love me

SlimAndSlam, Thursday, 8 June 2017 01:45 (eight years ago)

Pepe has a scar from ear to ear
He will make your mug shots disappear

SlimAndSlam, Thursday, 8 June 2017 01:46 (eight years ago)

"We want to fuck you, Easy!"
I want to fuck you too

Beetle Juice continued to spit all over our drinks (contenderizer), Thursday, 8 June 2017 02:22 (eight years ago)

There's a fire on the moon, and I can't get there
God damn these wings, they take me nowhere

Beetle Juice continued to spit all over our drinks (contenderizer), Thursday, 8 June 2017 02:42 (eight years ago)

If you want to find out what's behind these cold eyes,
You'll just have to claw your way through this disguise

flappy bird, Thursday, 8 June 2017 02:44 (eight years ago)

I met her at the Burger King
We fell in love by the soda machine

― o. nate, Sunday, June 4, 2017 7:38 PM (three days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Just opened the thread for the first time to post this very couplet. Well done.

Sir Isaac Gluten (Old Lunch), Thursday, 8 June 2017 02:55 (eight years ago)

In high school I was a punching bag
When I got out I was a punching fag

fionnland, Monday, 12 June 2017 19:35 (eight years ago)

Holding up the trousers with extension cords

calstars, Monday, 12 June 2017 19:40 (eight years ago)

Net curtains blow slightly in the breeze.
Lemonade light filtering through the trees.

Camaraderie at Arms Length, Monday, 12 June 2017 20:04 (eight years ago)

I'm gonna hold your face and toast the snow that fell
Because friends don't waste wine when there's words to sell

flappy bird, Friday, 16 June 2017 05:17 (eight years ago)

one month passes...

I ain't no goddamn son of a bitch
You'd better think about it baby

Treeship, Sunday, 30 July 2017 11:43 (eight years ago)

Not even the best misfits couplet but i woke up thinking about it

Treeship, Sunday, 30 July 2017 11:44 (eight years ago)

Also it doesnt rhyme

Treeship, Sunday, 30 July 2017 11:46 (eight years ago)

Well now I'm gonna be twenty two
I say my my and a boo hoo

Zings Can Only Get Better (snoball), Sunday, 30 July 2017 11:56 (eight years ago)

There must be a dozen of them in "Every Picture Tells a Story." I'll go with "She took me up on deck and bit my neck/Oh, people I was glad I found her."

clemenza, Sunday, 30 July 2017 12:31 (eight years ago)

Let down and hanging around
Crushed like a bug in the ground

flappy bird, Sunday, 30 July 2017 22:42 (eight years ago)

Live is short so love the one you got
Cause you might get run over or you might get shot

― brimstead, Saturday, 3 June 2017 20:36 (one month ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Possibly otm

jk rowling obituary thread (darraghmac), Sunday, 30 July 2017 23:46 (eight years ago)

So Jesus went to Heaven and he went there awful quick
All them people killed him and he wasn't even sick

jk rowling obituary thread (darraghmac), Sunday, 30 July 2017 23:49 (eight years ago)

My love for you is like a truck, berserker
Would you like some making fuck, berserker

Guy Pidgeotto (Tom Violence), Monday, 31 July 2017 14:40 (eight years ago)

Hahahahaha Fuck yeah

flappy bird, Monday, 31 July 2017 14:55 (eight years ago)

three months pass...

this week dragged past me so slowly
the days fell on their knees

flappy bird, Sunday, 26 November 2017 00:05 (eight years ago)

If we sleep together
Will you like me better?

✖✖✖ (Moka), Sunday, 26 November 2017 00:15 (eight years ago)

four months pass...

I’m a human fly and I don’t know why
I got 96 tears in 96 eyes

don't make me wait (with Shaggy) (voodoo chili), Saturday, 21 April 2018 20:10 (seven years ago)

lip balm on watery clay
relationships hey hey hey

geoffreyess, Sunday, 22 April 2018 16:37 (seven years ago)

^^ I never knew (or bothered to look up) what that first line was!

absorbed carol channing's powers & psyche (morrisp), Sunday, 22 April 2018 16:47 (seven years ago)

Just one look and I can hear a bell ring
One more look and I forget everything

absorbed carol channing's powers & psyche (morrisp), Sunday, 22 April 2018 16:51 (seven years ago)

You were pumping iron
as I was pumping irony

Johnny Fever, Sunday, 22 April 2018 17:04 (seven years ago)

six months pass...

It's me and you now and you're not on my side
A night for planets, planes and souls to collide

ghood ghravie (unregistered), Wednesday, 31 October 2018 15:34 (seven years ago)

Sometimes a heart can break and make its own relief
The way a cold dark night invites the fire thief

ghood ghravie (unregistered), Wednesday, 31 October 2018 15:38 (seven years ago)

Alright, I'll be the one to rep for:

When I am king you will be first against the wall
With your opinion which is of no consequence at all

pomenitul, Wednesday, 31 October 2018 15:40 (seven years ago)

you were just like me, you were one big bruise
in the game of life we were playing to lose

the dutiful and the banned (rip van wanko), Wednesday, 31 October 2018 16:06 (seven years ago)

two weeks pass...

So I'm drinking Irn Bru
and I'm thinking of you

Clam up, seal dick (fionnland), Sunday, 18 November 2018 17:23 (seven years ago)

and i've been making promises i know i'll never keep
one of these day i'm gonna leave you in your sleep

reggie (qualmsley), Sunday, 18 November 2018 18:05 (seven years ago)

hey, wait
I've got a new complaint

bernard snowy, Thursday, 22 November 2018 00:14 (seven years ago)

the street's wet
you can tell by the sound of the cars

linee, Friday, 23 November 2018 07:39 (seven years ago)

Second verse / same as the first

.... I think this is it

Vapor waif (uptown churl), Friday, 23 November 2018 07:43 (seven years ago)

Sittin' and starin' out of the hotel window, got a tip that they're gonna kick the door in again
I'd like to get some sleep before I travel, but if you got a warrant, I guess you're gonna come in

reggie (qualmsley), Sunday, 2 December 2018 20:46 (seven years ago)

Don't you know about the new fashion, honey?
All you need are looks and a whole lot of money.

Chequers Plays Pop (snoball), Sunday, 2 December 2018 20:49 (seven years ago)

Living in a post-apocalyptic world morbid and horrid -- the secrets of the past they hoarded -- now we just boarded on a futuristic spacecraft
No mistakes, black -- it's our music we must take back

reggie (qualmsley), Sunday, 2 December 2018 20:58 (seven years ago)

I'm gonna fly like a bird through the night, feel my tears as they dry

rip van wanko, Sunday, 2 December 2018 23:08 (seven years ago)

So wait right here and I will hurry
I'll be back in the time it takes to break a heart

fajita seas, Monday, 3 December 2018 00:58 (seven years ago)

Touch my body, and move in time
Now I now you're mine

underqualified backing vocalist (morrisp), Monday, 3 December 2018 01:35 (seven years ago)

I've gotta find a way to loosen up, I'm wound tighter than a magnet's coil
The longer I try to keep my mouth shut, the sooner little brain is gonna boil

reggie (qualmsley), Monday, 3 December 2018 01:42 (seven years ago)

When she speaks the flag unfurls and the heavens split in half
When she launches her attack in her opening paragraph

Rhine Jive Click Bait (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 5 December 2018 22:02 (seven years ago)

eight months pass...

You say you mean well, you don't know what you mean
Fucking oughta stay the hell away from things you know nothing about

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Thursday, 15 August 2019 17:08 (six years ago)

Come back home to the refinery
Hiring man said "Son, if it was up to me."

or

The wintertime is coming, the windows are filled with frost
I went to tell everybody but I could not get across

Lily Dale, Thursday, 15 August 2019 17:41 (six years ago)

Now wipe that look from your face
the world is that which is the case

Auld Drink of Misery (zchyrs), Thursday, 15 August 2019 17:45 (six years ago)

A sparkled shiny diner is a home for wayward minor

calstars, Thursday, 15 August 2019 20:05 (six years ago)

Now wipe that look from your face
the world is that which is the case

― Auld Drink of Misery (zchyrs), Thursday, August 15, 2019 10:45 AM (two hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

"chump change" is such a good lyric

american bradass (BradNelson), Thursday, 15 August 2019 20:09 (six years ago)

Come back home to the refinery
Hiring man said "Son, if it was up to me."

Fat man sitting on a little stool
Takes the money from my hand, while his eyes take a walk all over you

Stub yr toe on the yacht rock (morrisp), Thursday, 15 August 2019 20:13 (six years ago)

one month passes...

It looks a lot like engine oil, and tastes like being poor and small
And Popsicles in summer.

How will you know when you've found me at last?
Cause I'll be the one be the one be the one, with my heart in my lap.

God, Neko.

Life is a meaningless nightmare of suffering...save string (Chinaski), Sunday, 15 September 2019 09:42 (six years ago)

two months pass...

You were so strange
You didn't have the decency to change the sheets

FODMAP of the reef (morrisp), Monday, 25 November 2019 06:45 (six years ago)

Girls will be boys and boys will be girls
It's a mixed-up, muddled-up, shook-up world

Lily Dale, Monday, 25 November 2019 17:42 (six years ago)

Drink couvoissier from a shell
San Francisco show and tell

calstars, Monday, 25 November 2019 21:31 (six years ago)

it's kirschwasser, not courvoissier

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Monday, 25 November 2019 21:40 (six years ago)

one month passes...

Blood stains the ivories of my daddy’s baby grand
Ain’t seen the daylights since I started this band

calstars, Tuesday, 7 January 2020 01:55 (six years ago)

one month passes...

emmylou harrisssssssssssss

one thing they don't tell you 'bout the blues when you got 'em,
you keep on fallin' 'cause they're ain't no bottom, there ain't no end
(from "Red Dirt Girl")

I send up my S.O.S.,a message in a bottle set out to sea
It just reads "Soul in distress", but nobody ever got back to me
(from the criminally obscure "Can You Hear Me Now")

i will FP you and your entire family (rip van wanko), Friday, 6 March 2020 01:29 (five years ago)

Is there concrete all around
Or is it in my head?

Lipstick Traces (on a Cigarette Alone) (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 6 March 2020 01:58 (five years ago)

not bad kids/
just stupid ones

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 6 March 2020 02:17 (five years ago)

All aboard Brenda's iron sledge,
Please don't call me Reg, it's not my name

Deflatormouse, Friday, 6 March 2020 03:49 (five years ago)

If you brought a big brown bag of them home,
I'd jump up and down and hope you'd toss me a carrot

Deflatormouse, Friday, 6 March 2020 03:52 (five years ago)

Not from a canonically legendary song or anything, but:

We said “okay, we understand”
When backs were turned, we made plans

really looking forward to wearily scrolling past all your posts (Champiness), Friday, 6 March 2020 04:41 (five years ago)

It's just my luck, I get hit by a car
While carrying a cake
Dripping cherries, onto the pavement
Bride and groom on my face

Vanishing Point (Chinaski), Friday, 6 March 2020 07:47 (five years ago)

Yeeeah, straight from the top of my dome,
As I "rock, rock, rock, rock", rocka mik-a-phone

Deflatormouse, Saturday, 7 March 2020 19:17 (five years ago)

^^^ winner

Dunty Reggae party 🎉 (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 7 March 2020 19:49 (five years ago)

his death won't even be still --
caroms over the landfill

reggie (qualmsley), Friday, 20 March 2020 00:06 (five years ago)

Love the guy but tweedy is the last dude I’d expect to come across in this thread

calstars, Friday, 20 March 2020 02:36 (five years ago)

O as the heavens shudder baby
I belong to you

Vanishing Point (Chinaski), Friday, 20 March 2020 23:28 (five years ago)

The next four lines, too:

So is this what it's come to?
Am I cold or just a little bit warm?
Oh well
Give me an easy life and a peaceful death

Vanishing Point (Chinaski), Friday, 20 March 2020 23:29 (five years ago)

I don't know, but I've been told
Jimmy Page is just too damn old

Why, I would make a fantastic Nero! (PBKR), Saturday, 21 March 2020 02:25 (five years ago)

three weeks pass...

Yo no soy marinero
Soy capitán

morrisp, Monday, 13 April 2020 01:17 (five years ago)

«You look like you've been losin' sleep"
Said a stranger on a train
I fixed him with an ice cold stare
And said "I've been havin' those dreams again…»

Mule, Monday, 13 April 2020 12:05 (five years ago)

Charlie, ferchrissakes, if you wanna know the truth of it
I don't have a husband, he don't play the trombone

Dr X O'Skeleton, Monday, 13 April 2020 18:05 (five years ago)

favorite actor dennehy, favorite drink o'doul's
bears hawks sox bulls

reggie (qualmsley), Thursday, 16 April 2020 19:31 (five years ago)

No marigolds in the promised land
There's a hole in the ground where they used to grow

edgard varese-type beat (voodoo chili), Thursday, 16 April 2020 20:04 (five years ago)

Saw Adam and Eve
without their leaves

Julius Caesar Memento Hoodie (bendy), Thursday, 16 April 2020 20:30 (five years ago)

three months pass...

i'll never travel far
without a little Big Star

reggie (qualmsley), Thursday, 13 August 2020 00:02 (five years ago)

save my life, I'm going down for the last time
woman with the sweet lovin' better than a white line

trapped out the barndo (crüt), Thursday, 13 August 2020 01:08 (five years ago)

i found an island in your arms, a country in your eyes?
arms are chains. eyes are lies

reggie (qualmsley), Thursday, 13 August 2020 01:56 (five years ago)

It's the nexus of the crisis
The origin of storms

Mule, Thursday, 13 August 2020 07:16 (five years ago)

one month passes...

Well, on the government website from the 21st March 2020
It said COVID-19 was no longer high risk

Scam Likely (morrisp), Saturday, 19 September 2020 02:45 (five years ago)

I live my life like a shot in the wind, if tomorrow don't come I know, I stole my share of fun for me
Cause I'm too fast, too rad, I'm going wasted when I go, the cost of freedom's never free

origami condom (Neanderthal), Saturday, 19 September 2020 03:30 (five years ago)

one month passes...

The backstage of your life
Is filled with props and lines you should have sung
The backstage of your life
Is filled with echoes of the ones you love

Vanishing Point (Chinaski), Friday, 30 October 2020 23:13 (five years ago)

I'm the type of guy who doesn't have a type at all
I'm not dressed for this climate someone take me to the mall

swing out sister: live in new donk city (geoffreyess), Sunday, 1 November 2020 14:47 (five years ago)

if there's ever anyone else, i'll understand and kill him
and i'll overflow your every inlet, you will not cough and spit
you'll welcome me in
and i tell you with my tongue between your toes
if there's ever anyone else
don't let them do this

reggie (qualmsley), Sunday, 1 November 2020 14:56 (five years ago)

Oh, what an ordinary day
Take out the garbage, masturbate

✖✖✖ (Moka), Sunday, 1 November 2020 17:00 (five years ago)

When I saw mushroom head
I was born and I was dead

Mr. Cacciatore (Moodles), Monday, 2 November 2020 22:53 (five years ago)

two months pass...

So let us not talk about the past
The descending voices when we dare
To fall in each other's arms
There is nothing to say about history

Vanishing Point (Chinaski), Saturday, 16 January 2021 00:10 (five years ago)

A sparkled shiny diner
Is a home fir wayward maga
Aghhhh

calstars, Saturday, 16 January 2021 00:13 (five years ago)

three months pass...

She tried to hit me with a mop,
And I can't stand it anymore.

BrianB, Friday, 16 April 2021 12:37 (four years ago)

otm

It Is Dangerous to Meme Inside (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 16 April 2021 12:43 (four years ago)

look it up in the bookmobile
look it up in the gun rack

brimstead, Friday, 16 April 2021 20:45 (four years ago)

god's up in heaven or not there at all
and down on the ground ain't too far to fall

intern at pepe le pew research (Simon H.), Friday, 16 April 2021 23:33 (four years ago)

I’ll never know
I’ll never know

calstars, Saturday, 17 April 2021 00:42 (four years ago)

rock rock til you drop
rock rock never stop

P-Zunit (Neanderthal), Saturday, 17 April 2021 01:10 (four years ago)

you opened my mail apart at the seams
Now you know I live beyond my means

one time gaffled 'em up (one time), Saturday, 17 April 2021 01:13 (four years ago)

Yes, my world's tumbling down, stone by stone to the ground
Please take out the garbage

one time gaffled 'em up (one time), Saturday, 17 April 2021 01:35 (four years ago)

No more dragging this wormy anus ‘round on shag piles from Persia to Thrace
I've severed my reeking gonads, fed them to your shrunken face

Vaguely Threatening CAPTCHAs, Saturday, 17 April 2021 18:03 (four years ago)

two months pass...

I'll see you around
every hollow has its favorite sound

swing out sister: live in new donk city (geoffreyess), Thursday, 1 July 2021 21:25 (four years ago)

Oohoohoohoohoohoohoohooh I’m a robot man
Oohoohoohoohoohoohoo I’m a loser

brimstead, Thursday, 1 July 2021 21:45 (four years ago)

sir kenneth clark
sir kenneth clark

bulb after bulb, Thursday, 1 July 2021 22:04 (four years ago)

And the white man sold quaaludes to the monkeys
And they all died high up in the tree

xzanfar, Thursday, 1 July 2021 22:21 (four years ago)

three months pass...

some hills are never seen
the universe is expanding

brimstead, Thursday, 7 October 2021 23:57 (four years ago)

seven months pass...

Or is it in his face? – Oh no, it's just his charm
In his warm embrace? – Oh no, that's just his arm

Bob Dylan's iconic Ray Ban sunglasses (morrisp), Thursday, 12 May 2022 22:09 (three years ago)

^Good one!

Don't Renege On (Our Dub) (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 13 May 2022 00:50 (three years ago)

Try to imagine another planet
Another sun
Where I don't look like me
And everything I do matters

Hideous Lump, Friday, 13 May 2022 01:22 (three years ago)

And the white man sold quaaludes to the monkeys
And they all died high up in the trees

xzanfar, Friday, 13 May 2022 01:23 (three years ago)

the charm/arm couplet has always impressed me. i recently got a girl-group comp that has that on it and I'd been struck again by its brilliance just this week!

Doctor Casino, Friday, 13 May 2022 03:03 (three years ago)

Every thousand years
This metal sphere
Ten times the size of Jupiter
Floats just a few yards past the Earth
You climb on your roof
And take a swipe at it
With a single feather
Hit it once every thousand years
'Til you've worn it down
To the size of a pea
Yeah, I'd say that's a long time
But it's only half a blink
In the place you're gonna be

ArchCarrier, Friday, 13 May 2022 09:22 (three years ago)

The tenderest girl
I get lost in the trees
And I pass like the breeze
'Cause I'm nothing you've haven't done before

Mule, Friday, 13 May 2022 10:01 (three years ago)

one month passes...

If her daddy's rich, take her out for a meal
If her daddy's poor, just do what you feel

Bunheads Pilot Enthusiast (morrisp), Monday, 20 June 2022 02:28 (three years ago)

there's a thin line between what you do and what you should
every time i cross it i just feel insanely good

JoeStork, Monday, 20 June 2022 03:39 (three years ago)

Sometimes you really dig a girl the moment you kiss her
And then you get distracted by her older sister

Bunheads Pilot Enthusiast (morrisp), Monday, 20 June 2022 04:30 (three years ago)

If her daddy's rich, take her out for a meal
If her daddy's poor, just do what you feel

― Bunheads Pilot Enthusiast (morrisp), Monday, June 20, 2022 2:28 AM (eleven hours ago)

Heard on WFMU this AM!!

Attached by piercing jewelry (bernard snowy), Monday, 20 June 2022 13:37 (three years ago)

‘tis (almost) the season!

Bunheads Pilot Enthusiast (morrisp), Monday, 20 June 2022 13:56 (three years ago)

Toss-up for me between these two.

And I need you more than want you
and I want you for all time

But I'm as priceless as a brass ring
That's losing the heat from your hand

the body of a spider... (scampering alpaca), Monday, 20 June 2022 16:48 (three years ago)

ten months pass...

Don't you give me no dirty looks
Your father's hip, he knows what cooks
Just tell your hoodlum friend outside
You ain't got time to take a ride

budo jeru, Thursday, 27 April 2023 19:20 (two years ago)

Beautiful Delilah, bathing in the sun
Audience of seventeen and noticed not a one
Local Casanova, who wouldn't be outdone
Let her steal his heart away, and break it just for fun

got it in the blood, the kid's a pelican (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 27 April 2023 19:28 (two years ago)

two weeks pass...

I didn't change my number
I only changed who I reply to

Unidentified rogue Jedi (morrisp), Wednesday, 17 May 2023 22:31 (two years ago)

Everything goes when you're dead
Everything empties from what was in your head

clemenza, Wednesday, 17 May 2023 22:36 (two years ago)

I've got six things on my mind
you're no longer one of them

henry s, Wednesday, 17 May 2023 22:40 (two years ago)

I think I'm in love
Probably just hungry
I think I'm your friend
Probably just lonely
I think you got me in a spin now
Probably just turning
I think I'm a fool for you, babe
Probably just learning
I think I can rock and roll
Probably just twisting
I think I wanna tell the world
Probably ain't listening

I think I can fly
Probably just falling
I think I'm the life and soul
Probably just snorting
I think I can hit the mark
Probably just aiming
I think my name is on your lips
Probably complaining
I think I have caught it bad
Probably contagious
I think that I'm a winner, baby
Probably Las Vegas

I think I'm alive
Probably just breathing
I think you stole my heart now, baby
Probably just thieving
I think I'm on fire
Probably just smoking
I think that you're my dream girl
Probably just dreaming
I think I'm the best, babe, come on
Probably like all the rest
I think that I could be your man
Oh, probably just think you can

Elvis Telecom, Wednesday, 17 May 2023 23:40 (two years ago)

i'll use you
and i'll confuse you
and then i'll lose you
still, you won't suspect me

reggie (qualmsley), Friday, 19 May 2023 01:42 (two years ago)

two weeks pass...

I've been in this here town for a week
At least I've ended up with a freak

Halfway there but for you, Saturday, 3 June 2023 02:25 (two years ago)

You’re really good
At making people feel good
Not because the way you dress
I think it’s in your genes
I know I wish I was

Stars of the Lidl (Chinaski), Sunday, 4 June 2023 19:23 (two years ago)

There is no season when you are grown
You are always risen from the seeds you've sown

ꙮ (map), Sunday, 4 June 2023 20:54 (two years ago)

You are somebody that I don't know
But you're taking shots at me like it's Patrón
And I'm just like "Damn, it's 7:00 a.m."

brimstead, Sunday, 4 June 2023 21:38 (two years ago)

It has often been my dream
To live with one who wasn't there

Xgau Murder Spa (nikola), Monday, 5 June 2023 01:55 (two years ago)

All my friends are junkies
but that's not really true

Lily Dale, Monday, 5 June 2023 05:14 (two years ago)

Some of these memories you can learn to live with
And some of them you can't

o. nate, Monday, 5 June 2023 20:00 (two years ago)

If you can't be with the one you love
Love the one you're with

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Monday, 5 June 2023 20:08 (two years ago)

And if you don't love the one that you're with
Why don't you just wait for the one that you love?

Maggot Bairn (Tom D.), Monday, 5 June 2023 20:28 (two years ago)

The candles blew and then disappeared
The curtains flew and then he appeared

INDEPENDENTS DAY BY STEVEN SPILBERG (President Keyes), Monday, 5 June 2023 20:40 (two years ago)

Somebody got lucky
But it was an accident

Day 1 fan (morrisp), Monday, 5 June 2023 21:31 (two years ago)

I got thirteen hours to burn
And I'm going to stay up all night

Mule, Wednesday, 7 June 2023 06:25 (two years ago)

golden slumbers fill your eyes
smiles await you when your rise

Western® with Bacon Flavor, Wednesday, 7 June 2023 06:39 (two years ago)

Tobacco's a help because it clears the mind
But like all your friends it is vilified

chr1sb3singer, Wednesday, 7 June 2023 13:28 (two years ago)

And you pointed your headlamp toward the horizon
We were the one thing in the galaxy God didn't have his eyes on

Lavator Shemmelpennick, Sunday, 11 June 2023 19:05 (two years ago)

I won't slave for beggar's pay, likewise gold and jewels
But I would slave to learn the way to sink your ship of fools

J. Sam, Sunday, 11 June 2023 21:08 (two years ago)

one month passes...

she’s slowly turning/mouth gently burning
(Wire - Too Late)

Paul, Tuesday, 11 July 2023 15:34 (two years ago)

every little baby knows just what i mean
living in division in the shifting sands

hold me tight

reggie (qualmsley), Thursday, 13 July 2023 00:56 (two years ago)

three months pass...

when they split those atoms
it's hotter than the sun
blood is a special substance
they gonna pray for that man

Lavator Shemmelpennick, Friday, 13 October 2023 04:03 (two years ago)

Did you never call? I waited for your call
These rivers of suggestion are driving me away

giraffe, Friday, 13 October 2023 06:29 (two years ago)

if you turn me on to central heating
then you give me such a brutal beating

(starbuck - a fool in line)

Kate (rushomancy), Friday, 13 October 2023 13:43 (two years ago)

people are strange when you're a stranger
faces look ugly when you're alone

corrs unplugged, Tuesday, 17 October 2023 11:23 (two years ago)

There are problems in these times
and WOOOO! none o’them are mine!

assert (matttkkkk), Tuesday, 17 October 2023 11:41 (two years ago)

The best things in life are free
But you can keep them for the birds and bees

just give me money...

Lee626, Tuesday, 17 October 2023 12:42 (two years ago)

Pulling into economy island
King Shit and the Golden Boys
Many more where we come from
Top of the bottom
Don't stop now, don't stop now

reggie (qualmsley), Thursday, 19 October 2023 23:58 (two years ago)

two weeks pass...

it's not worth it, you just don't try
you're so perfect, you just get by

reggie (qualmsley), Tuesday, 7 November 2023 00:15 (two years ago)

celebrate the loss of one and all all all, and separate the torso from the spine
burger bender bouncing like a ball ball ball, so burger bender bargain blender shine

reggie (qualmsley), Sunday, 19 November 2023 00:41 (two years ago)

I am the autumn in the scarlet
I am the make-up on your eyes

papal hotwife (milo z), Sunday, 19 November 2023 09:41 (two years ago)

yep

assert (matttkkkk), Sunday, 19 November 2023 23:25 (two years ago)

I met her at the Burger King
We fell in love by the soda machine

spastic heritage, Sunday, 19 November 2023 23:28 (two years ago)

I'm curious, if I went through this thread, how many of these couplets I would recognize. I wouldn't be surprised if a huge hunk were from songs I loved and I just never noticed!

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 20 November 2023 01:57 (two years ago)

Same

Shifty Henry’s Swing Club (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 20 November 2023 02:12 (two years ago)

that Ramones one is absolutely all-time

not the one who's tryin' to dub your anime (Doctor Casino), Monday, 20 November 2023 02:16 (two years ago)

Yeah, that one I knew.

Shifty Henry’s Swing Club (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 20 November 2023 02:19 (two years ago)

I fact I remember thinking about it in the 80s whilst sitting in the Burger on Northern Boulevard, the one close to Douglaston.

Shifty Henry’s Swing Club (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 20 November 2023 02:21 (two years ago)

no bookcase can rescue a man
only a letter of sorry can

brimstead, Monday, 20 November 2023 17:18 (two years ago)

two weeks pass...

i bought fake jordans
they weren't even shoes

kissinger on my list (voodoo chili), Tuesday, 5 December 2023 17:41 (two years ago)

he fantasized an equipage
a two-horse carriage garage

reggie (qualmsley), Wednesday, 6 December 2023 19:07 (two years ago)

Do you take sugar?
One lump or two?

This field is required (morrisp), Saturday, 9 December 2023 17:49 (two years ago)

otm voodoo chili

in the same vein:

deleted scene of lightning mcqueen
blacked out at full speed

tremolo, Sunday, 10 December 2023 18:34 (two years ago)

tobacco they grow in peking
in the year of the locust you'll see a sad thing

tremolo, Sunday, 10 December 2023 18:35 (two years ago)

you can never be strong!!!!!
you can only be free!!!!!

tremolo, Sunday, 10 December 2023 18:36 (two years ago)

average MCs is like a TV blooper
MF DOOM, he's like DB Cooper

tremolo, Sunday, 10 December 2023 18:37 (two years ago)

^^^ pops into my head often

not the one who's tryin' to dub your anime (Doctor Casino), Sunday, 10 December 2023 18:41 (two years ago)

honestly doom never really misses as far as i care... but that line in particular stands out to me because it is so fucking funny

tremolo, Sunday, 10 December 2023 18:43 (two years ago)

Once built a steamboat in a meadow
Because I'd forgotten how to sail.

I would prefer not to. (Chinaski), Thursday, 14 December 2023 20:01 (two years ago)

the stockings are hung, but who cares
preserved for those no longer there

Formica Jordan (Neanderthal), Thursday, 14 December 2023 20:05 (two years ago)

Still there's a light I hold before me
You're the measure of my dreams

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Thursday, 14 December 2023 20:13 (two years ago)

he is the king of children
singing like a boiler, 'tomorrow is on its way'

tremolo, Friday, 15 December 2023 09:50 (two years ago)

Maybe I should just change my style
But I feel alright when you smile

dan selzer, Friday, 15 December 2023 14:36 (two years ago)

Counting the cost in money only
Strikes me as funny don’t you know

Mule, Tuesday, 19 December 2023 12:56 (two years ago)

Holidays and salad days
And days of moldy mayonnaise

Halfway there but for you, Tuesday, 19 December 2023 15:04 (two years ago)

(A bit of a cheat)

And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Tuesday, 19 December 2023 15:08 (two years ago)

wait awhile eternity
old mother nature's got nothin on me

Lavator Shemmelpennick, Thursday, 21 December 2023 18:43 (two years ago)

so many amazing lines in that song. I think my favorite couplet is the last one:

It's Christmas in prison, there'll be music tonight.
I'll prob'ly get homesick. I love you. Goodnight.

Lily Dale, Thursday, 21 December 2023 18:51 (two years ago)

yeah beautiful. he can deploy a word rhyming with itself like no other (not being sarcastic).

i also deeply love the image of

The search light in the big yard swings round with the gun
And spotlights the snowflakes like the dust in the sun

and the chess game... they're all great

Lavator Shemmelpennick, Thursday, 21 December 2023 19:00 (two years ago)

The searchlight might be my favorite image in any song. just so instantly evocative and so beautiful.

Lily Dale, Thursday, 21 December 2023 19:04 (two years ago)

one month passes...

And if you survive 'til 2005, i hope you're exceedingly thin
For if you are stout you will have to breathe out while the people around you breathe in

Deflatormouse, Tuesday, 30 January 2024 20:50 (two years ago)

Many things on my mind
Words in the way

clemenza, Monday, 12 February 2024 16:14 (two years ago)

and that ain't no joke
you can disappear in smoke

reggie (qualmsley), Sunday, 18 February 2024 16:14 (two years ago)

three weeks pass...

it's like we're at a Ponzi scam-inar:
-there's no escaping without a door prize
-they're operating at significant loss

reggie (qualmsley), Wednesday, 13 March 2024 18:58 (one year ago)

three weeks pass...

Oh, I never should have said the books that you read
Were all I loved you for

rendered nugatory (morrisp), Tuesday, 9 April 2024 04:17 (one year ago)

I can dance like Sherlock Holmes
I can sing like Sherlock Holmes
But I can't be Sherlock Holmes

Halfway there but for you, Thursday, 18 April 2024 16:33 (one year ago)

he took a ride on the new highway
a culvert down to the ducks and drakes

reggie (qualmsley), Thursday, 18 April 2024 20:51 (one year ago)

In the fragrance sweet of the evening air
I could leave this world quite without a care

he/him hoo-hah (map), Thursday, 18 April 2024 21:00 (one year ago)

two weeks pass...

he'll wrap you up in his arms, tell you that you've been a good boy
he'll rekindle all the dreams it took you a lifetime to destroy

reggie (qualmsley), Friday, 3 May 2024 20:26 (one year ago)

If I had a nickel, if I had a dime
I'd put it in the toilet and I'd shit all the time

I've left the box of soup near your shoes (Tom D.), Friday, 3 May 2024 21:02 (one year ago)

I’ve been around the world and I didn’t pay my dues
Yeah we knocked ‘em dead in Dallas (they didn’t know we were Jews)

Are you addicted to struggling with your horse? (Boring, Maryland), Friday, 3 May 2024 21:44 (one year ago)

And when you finish doing that
Bring in the dog and put out the cat

not the one who's tryin' to dub your anime (Doctor Casino), Saturday, 4 May 2024 01:19 (one year ago)

in the hanging garden change the past
in a hanging garden wearing furs and masks

reggie (qualmsley), Friday, 10 May 2024 21:12 (one year ago)

telling this hasn't been mentioned

i'm stronger than you think

reggie (qualmsley), Friday, 10 May 2024 21:21 (one year ago)

Oh, my peer, your veneer
Is wearing thin and cracking
The surface informs underneath
Underneath is lacking

reggie (qualmsley), Friday, 10 May 2024 21:21 (one year ago)

i'm talking here to me alone

reggie (qualmsley), Friday, 10 May 2024 21:25 (one year ago)

your finest hour

take your instinct by the reins

better best, rearrange

what we want, and what we need

has been confused, been confused

reggie (qualmsley), Friday, 10 May 2024 21:27 (one year ago)

two weeks pass...

something something something when this is over/
leap in my grave like the arms of a lover

if there's a heaven, I hope they're having fun/
cause if there’s a hell, I'm gonna know everyone

francisF, Wednesday, 29 May 2024 13:27 (one year ago)

and if you want i'll fall out forever
i can't say no more -- baby, dance with me!

reggie (qualmsley), Friday, 31 May 2024 21:33 (one year ago)

It always comes on time
Not a second before the instant
But this year I think I'd rather be a relic
Than part of the present

Mule, Saturday, 1 June 2024 22:53 (one year ago)

two months pass...

hey
there’s nothing in my heart
I’d rather be cool than be smart

brimstead, Friday, 2 August 2024 23:00 (one year ago)

three months pass...

When you get out of the hospital
Let me back into your life

Mule, Friday, 15 November 2024 18:53 (one year ago)

one month passes...

For now at last I'm down on the street
With the engine running

I would prefer not to. (Chinaski), Monday, 16 December 2024 21:36 (one year ago)

you are repressed
but you're remarkably dressed

fetter, Monday, 16 December 2024 21:59 (one year ago)

On the hilltop of the blessed,
he flaps his elbows and he wears a dress

Please play Lou Reed's irritating guitar sounds (Tom D.), Monday, 16 December 2024 22:05 (one year ago)

five months pass...

a miracle might point the way to solutions we're after
and avert our chronic impending disaster

― reggie (qualmsley), Sunday, June 4, 2017 5:04 PM (seven years ago) bookmarkflaglink

reggie (qualmsley), Tuesday, 20 May 2025 19:59 (eight months ago)

God is dead (that's nice)
Sunglasses worn on head (that's nice)

Ashley Pomeroy, Tuesday, 20 May 2025 20:29 (eight months ago)

time to go around
a one-man showdown to just how to fail

reggie (qualmsley), Tuesday, 20 May 2025 20:39 (eight months ago)

face worker, a serpentine miner
a roof falls, an underliner
of leaf structure, the egg timer

reggie (qualmsley), Tuesday, 20 May 2025 21:06 (eight months ago)

the king will be praised
and hell will be raised
suckers try to faze us
but we will not be fazed

reggie (qualmsley), Tuesday, 20 May 2025 21:09 (eight months ago)

you can walk away but you can't forget what was said
and I can run away pull the covers over my head

reggie (qualmsley), Tuesday, 20 May 2025 21:14 (eight months ago)

music play, make it good for romancing
must be a way i can dress to please him
swing and sway, everything will be alright
but it's feeling so damn tight tonight

reggie (qualmsley), Tuesday, 20 May 2025 21:17 (eight months ago)

when the world is too dark and i need a light inside of me
i'll walk into a bar and drink fifteen pints of beer

reggie (qualmsley), Tuesday, 20 May 2025 21:19 (eight months ago)

i never kept a dollar past sunset, always burned a hole in my pants
never made a school mama happy, never blew a second chance

reggie (qualmsley), Tuesday, 20 May 2025 21:21 (eight months ago)

julie christie, the rumors are true!
as the pages turn, my eyes are blue

reggie (qualmsley), Tuesday, 20 May 2025 21:24 (eight months ago)

you've got your fuel lines and a handful of ludes
you wanna be there when they count up the dudes

reggie (qualmsley), Tuesday, 20 May 2025 23:42 (eight months ago)

lord i've been here for so long, i can feel it coming down on me
i'm just a slow emotion replay of somebody I used to be

reggie (qualmsley), Tuesday, 20 May 2025 23:44 (eight months ago)

three months pass...

They couldn't even think of a word that rhymes, but:

Everybody's coming home for lunch these days
Last night there were skinheads on my lawn

clemenza, Wednesday, 10 September 2025 16:33 (five months ago)

all my loves are second best
and all my stars are in the west

austinato (Austin), Saturday, 13 September 2025 01:11 (five months ago)

two months pass...

Cherry’s scratching like a grain of sand
the trigger itch in a killer’s hand

assert (matttkkkk), Sunday, 7 December 2025 23:44 (two months ago)

one month passes...

On the road to Rishikesh,
I was dreaming, more or less

And the dream I had was true
And the dream I had was true

TheNuNuNu, Tuesday, 13 January 2026 23:08 (one month ago)

"No, I ain't doing much
Doing nothing means a lot to me"

- Bon Scott, AC/DC, "Downpayment Blues"

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 14 January 2026 16:08 (one month ago)


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