Why is this? is there something about the bass guitar that suits a womanly physique?
― DV (dirtyvicar), Sunday, 10 November 2002 14:32 (twenty-three years ago)
― Callum (Callum), Sunday, 10 November 2002 14:43 (twenty-three years ago)
― dave q, Sunday, 10 November 2002 14:54 (twenty-three years ago)
Anyway, I once heard an explanation from a friend of mine: "it just feels good".
― Siegbran (eofor), Sunday, 10 November 2002 15:01 (twenty-three years ago)
― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Sunday, 10 November 2002 15:05 (twenty-three years ago)
― Melissa W (Melissa W), Sunday, 10 November 2002 15:35 (twenty-three years ago)
― Callum (Callum), Sunday, 10 November 2002 18:32 (twenty-three years ago)
― Curt (cgould), Sunday, 10 November 2002 18:42 (twenty-three years ago)
― Curt (cgould), Sunday, 10 November 2002 18:43 (twenty-three years ago)
― Josh (Josh), Sunday, 10 November 2002 18:51 (twenty-three years ago)
― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Sunday, 10 November 2002 18:54 (twenty-three years ago)
― Callum (Callum), Sunday, 10 November 2002 18:58 (twenty-three years ago)
― paul cox (paul cox), Sunday, 10 November 2002 19:00 (twenty-three years ago)
― Callum (Callum), Sunday, 10 November 2002 19:01 (twenty-three years ago)
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 10 November 2002 19:05 (twenty-three years ago)
― Ronan (Ronan), Sunday, 10 November 2002 19:06 (twenty-three years ago)
― original bgm, Sunday, 10 November 2002 19:08 (twenty-three years ago)
In closing, Kim Deal.
― David Allen, Sunday, 10 November 2002 19:11 (twenty-three years ago)
― Callum (Callum), Sunday, 10 November 2002 19:14 (twenty-three years ago)
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 10 November 2002 19:16 (twenty-three years ago)
"And the louder you cheer, guys, the hotter she gets."--Tommy Walters of Abandoned Pools, on his bass player Leah Randi
― My name is Kenny (My name is Kenny), Sunday, 10 November 2002 19:16 (twenty-three years ago)
Hmmmmmm....
― original bgm, Sunday, 10 November 2002 19:19 (twenty-three years ago)
― Curt (cgould), Sunday, 10 November 2002 19:24 (twenty-three years ago)
― Callum (Callum), Sunday, 10 November 2002 19:28 (twenty-three years ago)
― Callum (Callum), Sunday, 10 November 2002 19:29 (twenty-three years ago)
― Billy Dods (Billy Dods), Sunday, 10 November 2002 19:54 (twenty-three years ago)
― James Blount (James Blount), Sunday, 10 November 2002 19:58 (twenty-three years ago)
― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Sunday, 10 November 2002 20:38 (twenty-three years ago)
― Daniel_Rf (Daniel_Rf), Sunday, 10 November 2002 22:47 (twenty-three years ago)
Also: Miki and Emma of Lush. More Rickenbacker goodness there, also.
So what about women playing drums?
― Nick Mirov (nick), Sunday, 10 November 2002 22:55 (twenty-three years ago)
― Clarke B. (emily), Sunday, 10 November 2002 23:39 (twenty-three years ago)
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 10 November 2002 23:54 (twenty-three years ago)
(also larger strings = HARDER to play duh)
― thom west (thom w), Sunday, 10 November 2002 23:56 (twenty-three years ago)
― Callum (Callum), Monday, 11 November 2002 00:04 (twenty-three years ago)
― boxcubed (boxcubed), Monday, 11 November 2002 00:07 (twenty-three years ago)
Now I think that there are fewer women who look wrong with a guitar than there are men. (The reason for this, I think, is that fewer ugly women than ugly men get to play guitar in public - which is fucked up, but a different topic.)
Some people don't look so cool playing guitar, that's true. Men get away with not looking so cool. Women, with every element of their appearance being graded by fuckwits, sometimes have a harder time getting away with not looking cool.
The name that genuinely comes to mind when I try to think of someone who looks RIGHT playing guitar: PJ Harvey
The name that genuinely comes to mind when I try to think of a MAN who looks RIGHT playing guitar: Elvis Presley
The name that genuinely comes to mind when I try to think of someone who looks WRONG playing guitar: John Lennon
― Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Monday, 11 November 2002 00:31 (twenty-three years ago)
― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Monday, 11 November 2002 00:32 (twenty-three years ago)
― Leee (Leee), Monday, 11 November 2002 00:38 (twenty-three years ago)
― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Monday, 11 November 2002 00:49 (twenty-three years ago)
― Jordan (Jordan), Monday, 11 November 2002 00:51 (twenty-three years ago)
― ron (ron), Monday, 11 November 2002 00:52 (twenty-three years ago)
― Jordan (Jordan), Monday, 11 November 2002 00:58 (twenty-three years ago)
But, specifically on the "women in bands" topic, one reason that, to me, is blazingly obvious hasn't been advanced yet: a lot of bands specifically seek out female lead or harmony vocals as a sound they want, but can't afford to support a large roster, so the female vocalist takes up bass as the easiest instrument to learn and/or the easiest instrument to play while singing (which is debatable, but I'd argue it's true at the beginner level, at least). I've had more than one indie woman bassist basically say as much to me -- "I joined the band as a singer, and then I took up bass". It sounds like an inauspicious way to take up an instrument, but it's been the genesis of some great bass work. I'm not sure that this doesn't happen just as often with male counterparts, but that hinges on the question of whether "female rock musicians willing to fully commit to a band" are believed to be a rarer commodity than fully committed male rock musicians, and that's not a question I'm well-equipped to answer.
― Phil (phil), Monday, 11 November 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)
I can't think of too many woman upright bassists, either. Nedra Wheeler's the only one that comes to mind.
― Phil (phil), Monday, 11 November 2002 01:04 (twenty-three years ago)
"There are lots of other fun instruments...like bass!"
― Phil (phil), Monday, 11 November 2002 01:17 (twenty-three years ago)
― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Monday, 11 November 2002 01:22 (twenty-three years ago)
*twannnng.....twannnnnnng......*
― Curtis Stephens, Monday, 11 November 2002 01:50 (twenty-three years ago)
― minna (minna), Monday, 11 November 2002 02:09 (twenty-three years ago)
I play both notes and chords on the bass, and seeing as you can incorporate hammer-ons, pull offs, and lots of other little things, it all becomes pretty complicated.
I will agree though that bass is easier to learn right off the bat and you dont have to get any better then playing one note at a time if you dont.
In closing, Kim Gordon.
― David Allen, Monday, 11 November 2002 02:13 (twenty-three years ago)
Hey Minna what band was that?
― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Monday, 11 November 2002 02:15 (twenty-three years ago)
― A Nairn (moretap), Monday, 11 November 2002 03:54 (twenty-three years ago)
― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Monday, 11 November 2002 04:23 (twenty-three years ago)
Sea Scouts, yo.
― OCP (OCP), Monday, 11 November 2002 04:34 (twenty-three years ago)
― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Monday, 11 November 2002 05:23 (twenty-three years ago)
It is easier to be a shite bassist than it is to be a good guitarist, sure. However, just because a lot of bass players picked it up because they couldn't play anything and just learned to play root notes doesn't mean it is an easier instrument. not to mention the fact that anyone can play chords on a guitar but not everyone can drop a fat walking bass line.
I must admit that I started playing bass because I can't pick for shit, which makes guitar a pain if you want to play anything but chords. I pluck the strings rather than pick. On the other hand, you can't slap on guitar (or can you?)
The fact is, though, female bass players are hot--e.g. toko yasuda, michelle mae, rachel goswell (rrrrrr), et al.
― webcrack (music=crack), Monday, 11 November 2002 05:55 (twenty-three years ago)
― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Monday, 11 November 2002 05:57 (twenty-three years ago)
― dave q, Monday, 11 November 2002 06:15 (twenty-three years ago)
― webcrack (music=crack), Monday, 11 November 2002 06:23 (twenty-three years ago)
― sundar subramanian (sundar), Monday, 11 November 2002 06:57 (twenty-three years ago)
― webcrack (music=crack), Monday, 11 November 2002 07:06 (twenty-three years ago)
― d k (d k), Monday, 11 November 2002 07:12 (twenty-three years ago)
slap guitar would involve playing with your hands instead of a pic, which most people don't do on electric.
pH34r the bass player from erase errata. she are awesome. then again, so is everybody in that band.
― Dave M. (rotten03), Monday, 11 November 2002 08:08 (twenty-three years ago)
― Ben, Monday, 11 November 2002 08:48 (twenty-three years ago)
― chaki (chaki), Monday, 11 November 2002 09:25 (twenty-three years ago)
― nathalie (nathalie), Monday, 11 November 2002 09:55 (twenty-three years ago)
― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Monday, 11 November 2002 10:07 (twenty-three years ago)
::shakes head, speechless::
Anyway, erm, funny you should mention this. Fiona talks about this in the current issue of Careless Talk.
Girls on bass? Two words: CAROLE KING. This is why girls play bass.
I look less stupid holding a guitar than my future husband, that is for sure.
I can say no more on this thread, I will just start ranting.
― kate, Monday, 11 November 2002 10:45 (twenty-three years ago)
does anyone have a credible answer to my question? I'm particularly asking any women bassists on the board why they think they ended up playing that rather than any other instrument.
― DV (dirtyvicar), Monday, 11 November 2002 13:20 (twenty-three years ago)
are there are really that many women bass players or is that there are a few very prominent ones.
― H (Heruy), Monday, 11 November 2002 13:39 (twenty-three years ago)
And then the girl discovers that the bass really is the glue that holds music all together, it is the most vital instrument in terms of groove, or SOUL or whatever it is that makes music MOVE, and then they are hooked on the power. It's not a flashy instrument. It is very easy to play, but very difficult to MASTER.
You get a few girls out there playing bass, from Carole Kaye to Kim Gordon and Tina Weymouth and Kim Deal, and suddenly, it's Role Model Syndrome, and girls want to play bass, because that's the role they see themselves assigned to, and it snowballs.
I don't play bass any more, but it's still the instrument I have the most love for. Because it is the glue, because it is the instrument that holds everything else together.
― kate, Monday, 11 November 2002 13:41 (twenty-three years ago)
― kate, Monday, 11 November 2002 13:50 (twenty-three years ago)
As for Tina Weymouth, she's almost the antithesis - persuaded reluctantly by her boyfriend and his mate to learn a couple of set pieces and stand in for them just until they could recruit a "proper" bass player.
Oh and to put my penn'orth in on another part of this topic, bass is a relatively easy instrument to bluff your way in but a relatively difficult one to truly excel at.
― Stewart Osborne (Stewart Osborne), Monday, 11 November 2002 15:30 (twenty-three years ago)
*raises hand*
Then again, I sang bass at the time so it really wasn't that outlandish. Also, it was listening to AT40 rather than watching Top Of The Pops, but that's just a detail.
― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 11 November 2002 15:48 (twenty-three years ago)
There are not proportionally more female bass players than male bass players. I believe:male guitar players > male bass players > male drummersandfemale guitar players > female bass players > female drummersand of course there are less females than males in each category, but proportionally, these numbers would match up. I think the disparity is that there are more female bass players in otherwise-all-male bands than female guitarists or drummers in otherwise-all-male bands. This probably has more to do with male sexism than anything else ("Stick the chick on bass, she's hottt and will attract an audience but bass is easy, plus the vibrations turn them on" - see above asinine threads).
― Nick A. (Nick A.), Monday, 11 November 2002 17:01 (twenty-three years ago)
― kate, Monday, 11 November 2002 17:12 (twenty-three years ago)
― A Nairn (moretap), Monday, 11 November 2002 17:35 (twenty-three years ago)
― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 11 November 2002 17:56 (twenty-three years ago)
So I've just disproved my own point. Or maybe proved it, cause of the Role Model Effect. Dunno...
― kate, Monday, 11 November 2002 17:59 (twenty-three years ago)
― kephm, Monday, 11 November 2002 19:32 (twenty-three years ago)
― sundar subramanian (sundar), Monday, 11 November 2002 19:33 (twenty-three years ago)
I watched TOTP as a kid and wanted to be a girl.
― Charlie (Charlie), Monday, 11 November 2002 22:19 (twenty-three years ago)
― hellbaby (hellbaby), Tuesday, 12 November 2002 04:22 (twenty-three years ago)
― Clarke B., Tuesday, 12 November 2002 04:32 (twenty-three years ago)
― Kris (aqueduct), Tuesday, 12 November 2002 06:14 (twenty-three years ago)
I also find women who want to be in bands are (on average) significantly more musically talented than guys who want to be in bands. I suspect it's because generally women are less motivated by non-musical aspects - like being cool/cameraderie/chance to impress the opposite sex - than guys. They are more likely to be motivated by being deeply into music and/or feeling they have a talent for it.
OK, broad generalisations, but put these two things together and you get one explanation why there seem to be a disproportionate amount of female bass players.
― ArfArf, Tuesday, 12 November 2002 17:45 (twenty-three years ago)
That's one big load of BS.
― , Tuesday, 12 November 2002 17:52 (twenty-three years ago)
― o. nate (onate), Tuesday, 12 November 2002 20:04 (twenty-three years ago)
(arfarf comments made me do it, so don't blame me).
― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Tuesday, 12 November 2002 20:21 (twenty-three years ago)
― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Tuesday, 12 November 2002 20:42 (twenty-three years ago)
I personally know two male guitarists who taught their wives the rudiments of bass so they (the wives) could join the guys' bands. In one case the wife is now the only songwriter.
― Paul Eater (eater), Wednesday, 13 November 2002 05:54 (twenty-three years ago)
Possibly so, but if you want to reduce this to mathematical equations, surely the suggestion that is being made is that:(female bass players / female musicians) > (male bass players / male musicians)?
Yes, OK, I admit it, I'm an accountant
― Stewart Osborne (Stewart Osborne), Wednesday, 13 November 2002 10:28 (twenty-three years ago)
― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Friday, 16 May 2003 00:12 (twenty-two years ago)
― joni, Friday, 16 May 2003 12:54 (twenty-two years ago)
― scott m (mcd), Friday, 16 May 2003 16:28 (twenty-two years ago)
― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Sunday, 1 June 2003 05:35 (twenty-two years ago)
― Jrvision (visionjr), Sunday, 1 June 2003 05:46 (twenty-two years ago)
― di smith (lucylurex), Sunday, 1 June 2003 05:51 (twenty-two years ago)
― stevem (blueski), Sunday, 1 June 2003 12:03 (twenty-two years ago)
― colin s barrow (colin s barrow), Monday, 2 June 2003 10:01 (twenty-two years ago)
Cause, what she said.
TMFTML
― TMFTML (TMFTML), Monday, 2 June 2003 18:49 (twenty-two years ago)
― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Monday, 2 June 2003 22:22 (twenty-two years ago)
― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Monday, 2 June 2003 22:50 (twenty-two years ago)
― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Monday, 2 June 2003 22:51 (twenty-two years ago)
― kate, Tuesday, 3 June 2003 09:14 (twenty-two years ago)
― mei (mei), Tuesday, 3 June 2003 09:43 (twenty-two years ago)
As you will see, it takes incredibly strong finger muscles to keep this up for any length of time - especially for long, extended disco tracks. (I suspect that this is why so many disco basslines alternate the octave hopping with a more funk-derived box pattern of 4ths, 5ths and 7ths - simply for pinkie-relief!)
― kate, Tuesday, 3 June 2003 09:51 (twenty-two years ago)
DAMN YOU CARPAL TUNNEL
― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 3 June 2003 10:05 (twenty-two years ago)
― kate, Tuesday, 3 June 2003 10:07 (twenty-two years ago)
I'll give it a try when I get home to my bass.
Would you reccomend a pick or two right hand fingers or a kinda thumb and finger claw?
I guess disco doers use fingers but my nails always get in the way no matter how short I cut them. Damn Simpsons fingers.
― mei (mei), Tuesday, 3 June 2003 10:53 (twenty-two years ago)
― kate, Tuesday, 3 June 2003 10:56 (twenty-two years ago)
I've never heard of felt picks before, I'll have to try them.
― mei (mei), Wednesday, 4 June 2003 06:09 (twenty-two years ago)
(I won't make the obligatory backstage joke about handjobs. But I thought about it.)
Felt picks rock.
(To my tired eyes that looks less like a sentance and more like three arbitrary words that don't quite belong together.)
Coffee is in order.
― kate, Wednesday, 4 June 2003 07:51 (twenty-two years ago)
― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 4 June 2003 23:11 (twenty-two years ago)
― kate, Thursday, 5 June 2003 07:58 (twenty-two years ago)
― ArfArf, Thursday, 5 June 2003 08:19 (twenty-two years ago)
― colin s barrow (colin s barrow), Thursday, 5 June 2003 10:11 (twenty-two years ago)
As for me, I didn't know what a bass guitar was until the 9th grade! It's true! I was a very unaware child.
I think the phenomena of bass playin' wymynz has got to do somewhat with sexist perceptions, knowhattamean? Think about it. The guitar is stereotyped as an exerting of the male's phallic authority, (WANK! women who play guitar might seem butch, ex: Lita Ford) while the bass, if played by a woman, is viewed as overblown phallus, purveyor of empowerment and instrument of joy. The female becomes the instigat-ah acting upon a grotesque and disconcerting one eyed beast which must be tamed (SPANK!) with fury. Just check out that crazy bodacious bass babes website that was posted further above. The double entendres abound, people!
― Francis Watlington (Francis Watlington), Friday, 1 August 2003 04:03 (twenty-two years ago)
― Justyn Dillingham (Justyn Dillingham), Friday, 1 August 2003 07:59 (twenty-two years ago)
http://www.vintagebass.com/thedudepit/showthread.php?t=8871&page=1&pp=10
― Tim Schnautz, Thursday, 2 March 2006 05:38 (twenty years ago)
And those mascu-skanks just wanna play bass.
― Neil Armstrong, Thursday, 2 March 2006 11:35 (twenty years ago)
― retrogurl, Thursday, 2 March 2006 11:36 (twenty years ago)
You're truly enlightened, Neil, but how then do you explain waif mole-girl D'arcy.
...and avoiding any discussion of the music - Sheryl Crow looks pretty damn right playing bass or guitar.
― christoff (christoff), Thursday, 2 March 2006 14:52 (twenty years ago)
― geeta (geeta), Thursday, 2 March 2006 15:31 (twenty years ago)
Heh heh... that's actually true !
― Supperman, Thursday, 2 March 2006 16:20 (twenty years ago)
Well, I wrote a paper on this once, and I won't say that it couldn't have been better (you know, with like a grant and a research assistant or what have you)....but I ended up putting together a few IMO decent approaches to this:
1. It may well be a myth, since there are shockingly few large, statistically robust studies concerning membership in bands and who plays what. But once the notion gets around that there are a lot of "chick bassists," you start seeing every woman playing bass as proof for the theory, and overlook women that aren't playing bass and bassists that aren't women.
2. The more complicated answer: it has to do with the way in which you learn the skills of being in a band. This draws from two articles by Mary Ann Clawson entitled, helpfully, "When Women Play The Bass: Instrument Specialization and Gender Interpretation in Alternative Rock Music" and "Masculinity and Skill Acquisition in the Adolescent Rock Band." By combining Clawson's observations and research in the two articles, you can come up with something like this: the way you learn to be in rock bands is by being in rock bands; boys are much more likely to be encouraged (by parents, friends, pop culture) to be in shitty, ridiculous bands at age 13; girls discovering they want to be in bands at age 19, 20, 21, 30, need to be in bands to acquire the skills; therefore, they need something they can pick up and do decently pretty quickly. As it so happens, within punk-influenced genres (ie, alternative, indie), there is a general anti-virtuousity ethic that seems particularly realized in bass, making it the "easy to learn, hard to master" instrument of the genre.
Friends of mine who weren't really into indie/punk-derived music have never heard of the girl bassist stereotype - in fact, when I would tell them about the paper, they had the idea completely backwards, and assumed I was writing some sort of expose on why there weren't any female bassists. When I presented this paper I played samples of "Sliver" by Nirvana in contrast with a Phish live track (can't recall which) to show the different roles of bass in the different genres; finished with "Monkey Gone To Heaven," which inspired a non-musician woman in the audience to assert, "I could play that!"
My main problem with some of the other answers in this thread, aside from the ones that are just blatantly sexist and dumb, is that they locate the decision-making in the rest of the band, ie, "oh, us dudes tend to put the girl on bass because..." rather than on the woman playing bass and why she would choose that instrument. I've heard some more essentialist explanations from women, claiming some sort of primal, elemental womanly connection with the instrument's deep sounds etc., but I think the whole idea of wanting to be in a band, playing this rock n' roll music that means so much to us all, and having to find a way to do that, has more resonance (no pun intended). Maybe it's because I myself learned my instrument (keyboard) in the high school classroom and have thus never really felt comfortable when people want me to play with them - I just don't really know what's involved in playing with people. Maybe I should take up the damn bass...
― Doctor Casino (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 2 March 2006 17:32 (twenty years ago)
― Redd Scharlach (Ken L), Thursday, 2 March 2006 18:09 (twenty years ago)
Heavy Bottom.
― james k polk, Thursday, 1 January 2009 09:46 (seventeen years ago)
One could be all like "Womyn b havin' too long o' fingernails to be guitar frettin' - but I just spent the pre-drunk portion of NYE being wowed by one Banjo Betsy, who single-handedly laid to waste all gender-biased fretting assumptions I might have had, but didn't really have to begin with.
― Pain don't hurt. (Pillbox), Thursday, 1 January 2009 09:56 (seventeen years ago)
My friend & I developed a hypothesis that a necessary & sufficient condition for a band to be 'good' was that the bass player was either a woman or the tallest member.
It was proved right by a lot of the bands we liked at the time:
Nirvana - tallest memberSmashing Pumpkins - womanPixies - womanUrusei Yatsura - womanManic Street Preachers - tallest memberMogwai - tallest member (taking Dominic as the most common bass handler)
Obviously there are cases where it falls down, but I still stand by it as a good rule of thumb. There's definitely a strong correlation between band quality and the bass player being a woman or the tallest member.
― krakow, Thursday, 1 January 2009 10:46 (seventeen years ago)
Where does this theory leave Van Halen?
― Pain don't hurt. (Pillbox), Thursday, 1 January 2009 11:05 (seventeen years ago)
Hmm. I haven't found a photo of Tony Levin in which he's shorter than any bandmate (King Crimson, Peter Gabriel's backing band) or member of a great band he sessions for: John Lennon, Lou Reed, Alice Cooper, Pink Floyd, Sarah McLachlan, The Roches, Todd Rundgren, Paul Simon , Gary Burton, James Taylor, Herbie Mann, Carly Simon. Score one more for the tallest member or the one with the most X chromosomes.
http://www.discogs.com/image/R-1344680-1213356289.jpeg
― derelict, Thursday, 1 January 2009 15:10 (seventeen years ago)
Still in the bass-is-least-competitive-roster-spot scenario. MA was hired for his backing vox, scuttlebutt has it that Eddie played a good chunk of the boomstick bits on record.
― butt-rock miyagi (rogermexico.), Thursday, 1 January 2009 16:24 (seventeen years ago)
It's good how after this fractious thread Dr Casino comes along and reports on some actual RESEARCH that he actually did off his own bat. I was impressed.
― the pinefox, Thursday, 1 January 2009 16:47 (seventeen years ago)
Haha, thanks, all I did was read a few articles and bang some ideas together though! Undergrad days! Anyway it turns out that when I actually read the whole thread, lucylurex beat me to the Clawson cite by several years, posting-time.
― Doctor Casino, Thursday, 1 January 2009 17:02 (seventeen years ago)
Hooky not tall.http://991.com/newGallery/Joy-Division-Maximum-Joy-Divis-389011.jpg
― leavethecapital, Thursday, 1 January 2009 17:08 (seventeen years ago)
obviously because they can't play a proper 7 string guitar.
There are so many female bass players because females are becoming masculinized.They are getting hairy lips, sideburns, broad shoulders, thick chunky calves, big feet, big hands, deeper voices,skanky bitch asses, darker and darker hair, thick bushy eyebrows,facial hair, more burping and farting, more aggressive mannerisms.There must be too much testosterone in thempre-birth, and it's a genetic tendency.Some doctors are even prescribing females testosterone, which only makes them becomedark, hairy skanky-bitch butch-lezbos.And those mascu-skanks just wanna play bass.― Neil Armstrong, Thursday, 2 March 2006 11:35 (2 years ago)
― Neil Armstrong, Thursday, 2 March 2006 11:35 (2 years ago)
i have noticed this trend as well. "mascu-skank" is my new buzzword for 2009.
― max arrrrrgh, Thursday, 1 January 2009 18:38 (seventeen years ago)
suggest ban
― Doctor Casino, Thursday, 1 January 2009 18:43 (seventeen years ago)
I play the guy-tar cuz I'm a closet lesbian
― warmsherry, Thursday, 1 January 2009 19:17 (seventeen years ago)
lol @ Neil Armstrong
― eman, Thursday, 1 January 2009 19:25 (seventeen years ago)