Whose Voice Do YOU Hear Singing "I Got a Homophobic Bigot Wine Farmer Permabanned" In Your Head?

i got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabanned, this was the one good thing i ever done on Twitter, and it took a month of basically flagging every post they made
― Neanderthal, Friday, September 11, 2020

i'm enjoying singing "I Got a Homophobic Bigot Wine Farmer Permabanned" in my best Mark Sandman voice to the tune of Buena
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, September 11, 2020

i was hearing it in BB King's voice tbh
― Neanderthal, Friday, September 11, 2020 7:07 PM

Tom Waits also works
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, September 11, 2020

i'm going with tindersticks guy doing pillowtalk in your ear voice
― Karl Malone, Friday, September 11, 2020

followed by a trombone solo
― Karl Malone, Friday, September 11, 2020

i'm hearing charli xcx tbr
― Give me a Chad Smith-type feel (map), Friday, September 11, 2020

Nick Cave, for some reason I don’t quite understand. Must be a flashback to my youth.

jj cale

Captain Beefheart

isaac brock

I think I’m with map

xp map’s first answer in the op, anyway

I hear it as the chorus of big contemporary country song (male vocalist):

I got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabanned
I'm online doin' things that you'd never understand
You stay safe and shallow in the ILX pool
I'll be divin' deep on Twitter, chasin' every damn fool

Chuck D

Nick Cave, for some reason I don’t quite understand. Must be a flashback to my youth.

― No mean feat. DaBaby (breastcrawl), Friday, September 11, 2020 4:50 PM (twenty-four minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

the first name that came to my mind too haha

(also, top-notch Music Row, morrisp)

I got a homophobic
(Got a homophobic)
I got a bigot wine farmer permabanned
It's wonderful to see it
It's certainly a thrill

Well, I got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabanned
You got a brand new key

You got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabanned
Is he permabanned enough that we can fly away
We gotta make a decision
Leave tonight or permaban this homophobic bigot wine farmer

Gotahomophobicbigotwinefarmerpermabanned
If you say it loud enough, he might also get shitcanned

Got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabanned
From Soho down to Brighton I must’ve seen them all

Got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabanned
His hair was perfect

ooooh, tonight

I got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabanned on Reddit
Just to watch him die

I got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabanned, flagged every tweet that he posted, man, took a month but people were grateful... Hot Freaks!

Bruce ala Jungleland intro.

Stuart Murdoch

well fuck, now it's mike doughty

Steve Earle

dizzee rascal

It kind of works to the tune of Peter Murphy’s I’ve Got a Miniature Secret Camera!

The Wurzels - Combine Harvester

Wasn't this the Primitive Radio Gods' less feted sophomore single?

Beck

Ray Stevens

Ian Dury

Lyle Lanley

All day long
I felt like
Getting a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabanned
But instead
I came here
And told people to fuck themselves until I got 51-ed

i got a homophobic
I got a bigot wine farmer
UH!
i got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabanned

https://m.media-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BYjEyODYwYTItNmZiNy00MzU4LTkyYjgtMmJlMzYzMTIzMzZmXkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyNzQwNDQ2ODk@._V1_.jpg

george benson, all scatty style.

alternately, keith jarrett in his off-mic old lady scatting voice.

Karl Hyde

stephen malkmus

i  got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabanned in every part of town
i don't hate him but i know him i don't want him hanging around

Roger Miller (as in "King of the road")

"I got a
whoamophobic bigot wine farmer permabanned
he shouted bout his free speech and didn't understand"

The Wurzels

Stephin Merritt

Noddy Holder

Tom Jones to the tune of "It's Not Unusual".

Steven Tyler, singing "Sweet Emotion":

Stand in the front just a shakin' your ass
I'll take you backstage, you can drink from my glass
I'll talk about something you can sure understand
'Cause I got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabanned

Lyle Lanley

I’m imagining it sung with a twangy voice in an upbeat, moderately fast country song for some reason

I like bread and butter,
I like toast and jam,
That's what my baby feeds me
Cos I Got a Homophobic Bigot Wine Farmer Permabanned

xp That’s what I’m talkin’ about! (See my post upthread)

Gene Ween

Here is something you can’t understand
How I got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabanned

Just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan, this is Stan
P.S. I got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabanned

Roger Waters, circa The Final Cut

neil tennant

i got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabanned
but that’s childish, so childish

Aiden Moffat from Arab Strap.

Pretty little thing, let me light your candle
I got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabanned

i saw the crescent
you got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabanned

maybe cause he’s been in the news, but im hearing it in t.i.’s voice now

Ayyyyyy

The yard is nothing but a fence the sun just hurts my eyes somewhere
I got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabannned penitence gardening at night. (Half hearted attempt, just can see Stipe making this work somehow).

I got a homophobe wine farmer permabanned
Read the scene where gravity is pulling me round

Wire in a fire, represent the seven games / With a government for hire in a combat site
Got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabanned breathing down... your... neck

Timbuk 3 dude

oh, now that you mention it, Butterfly from Shabazz Palaces

maybe cause he’s been in the news, but im hearing it in t.i.’s voice now

― i got a homogenic björk wine farmer permabanned (voodoo chili), Saturday, September 12, 2020 2:31 PM (four hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

Ayyyyyy

― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Saturday, September 12, 2020 4:40 PM (two hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

Gut busting laughter

Norah Jones

I've got the old man's car
I've got a jazz guitar
I got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabanned

rubber band man wild as the taliban
9 in my right, 45 in my other hand
call me trouble man, always in trouble man
got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabanned

Lol

Malkmus

The Arab Strap

I got 21 seconds to flow
I got 21 seconds to go
'cause if you like me let me know
Let me in the studio
I got 21 seconds before I got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabanned

Richard Dawson

Now that fgti has chimed in, i can also point out this slips into "Lewis Takes Off His Shirt" with a little effort

And for me I am a vector / I am muscle, I am bone
I got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabanned / This is all I know

Hold it now and watch the hoodwink
As I make you stop, think
You'll think you're looking at Aquaman
I summon fish to the dish, although I like the Chalet Swiss
I got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabanned

Next pre-covers project, I call dibs on The Homophobic Bigot Wine Farmer Permaband

i saw the crescent
you got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabanned

― neith moon (ledge), Saturday, September 12, 2020 3:52 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

underrated!

People say Yo Humpty, you really funny lookin
That’s allright cause I get things cookin
I like my nose big and I like my girls permatanned
Got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabanned

“I once got busy in an AOL chat room”

Come on brother, join the band,
Come on sisters, clap your hands,
Tell everybody that's in the land,
I got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabanned

Well, if you told me you were drowning, I would not lend a hand
Cos you're a homophobic bigot wine farmer
And I got you permabanned

The dogs on Main Street howl 'cause they understand
If I could reach one moment into my hand
Mister I ain't a boy, no I'm a man
And I got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabanned

An old homophobic bigot wine farmer
turned ninety eight
Got permabanned
and died the next day

Icona Pop

Regrets, I've had a few / but then again, too few to mention
I did what I had to do / and saw it through without exemption
I planned each charted course
Each careful step along the byway
And more, much more than this
I got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabanned

Wanna tell you story
About woman I know
When it comes to lovin'
She steals the show
She ain't exactly pretty
Ain't exactly small
I got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabanned
You could say she's got it all

With twenty years of drugs and drink
I thought the time had come to think
About standing up and saying that
I got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabanned

Some folks look for answers
Others look for fights
Some folks up in treetops
Just look to see the sights
I can tell your future
Look what's in your hand
I got a homophobic bigot
Wine farmer permabanned

I know that a lot of what I say has been lifted off of men's room walls
Maybe I've crossed the wrong rivers and walked down all the wrong halls
But nothing can change the fact that we used to share a bed
And I got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabanned

Once there was this kid who
Got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabanned
But when he finally came back
His hair had turned from black into bright white

This land is your land
This land is my land
We got a homophobic bigot
Wine farmer permabanned

And did those feet in ancient time
Walk upon England's mountain green?
And was the holy Lamb of God
On England's pleasant pastures seen?
And did the countenance divine
Shine forth upon our clouded hills?
And was Jerusalem builded here
Among those dark satanic mills?

Bring me my bow of burning gold!
Bring me my arrows of desire!
Bring me my spear! O clouds, unfold!
Bring me my chariot of fire!
I will not cease from mental fight,
Nor shall my sword sleep in my hand,
Till we have got a homophobic
Bigot wine farmer permabanned

Well you wake up in the morning
You hear the work bell ring
You march up to the table
You see the same old thing
Ain't no food upon the table
Ain't no pork up in the pan
But you got a homophobic
Bigot wine farmer banned

(Okay but what's a "wine farmer"? I mean, there are grape farmers, and there are vintners.)

Wine Farmer was his actual username!

Neanderthal, thanks for clarifying. I apologize if that sounded snippy.

Lol it didn't sound snippy, you're good. I just found it funny that this was the name they chose.

Alex Cameron

okay then, to get back to Blake:

Bigot farmer, farming grapes,
In the forests of the apes,
What immortal hand
or eye
Can get thee banned
Permanentlye?

I see trees of green, red roses too
I see them bloom, for me and you
And I think to myself
I got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabanned

Once upon time you dressed so fine
Threw the bums a dime
Permabanned a wine
Farmer homophobic bigot
Didn't you

This night you are mistaken
I'm a farmer in the city
Dark farm houses 'gainst the sky
Every night I must wonder why
Harness on the left nail
Keeps wrinkling, wrinkling
Then higher above me
E e e so o o
Can't go by a man from Rio
Go by a man from Vigo
Can't go by a man from Ostia
Hey, Ninetto
Remember that dream?
We talked about it so many times
I got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permanned

Do I hear 21, 21, 21?
I'll give you 21, 21, 21
Do I hear 21, 21, 21?
I'll give you 21, 21, 21

very pleased with this thread blossoming btw

excellent thread material.

Got no reason for being a homophobic bigot wine farmer
There's no reason
When I look on your eyes then I find that I'll do fine
When I look on your eyes then I'll do better

I was the one who let you know
I was the one who got you permabanned on twitter

You better duck down the alleyway, looking for a new friend
The man in the coon-skin cap in a pig pen
Got a homophobic bigot -- wine farmer permabanned

Cause I'm your lady
And you are my man
Whenever you reach for me
I'll do all that I can
To get a homophobe wine farmer
Bigot winemaker banned

In my life
Why do I give valuable time
To people who don't care if I live or die?
Two lovers entwined pass me by
And heaven knows I'm miserable now
I was looking for a job, and then I found a job
And heaven knows I'm miserable now
I got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permanned

The Bonzo Dog Doo-Dah Homophobic Bigot Wine Farmer Perma-Band

Er war ein homophober bigotter Weinbauer und er lebte in der großen Stadt
Es war in Wien, war Vienna, wo er alles tat
Er hatte Schulden, denn er trank, doch ihn liebten alle Frauen
Er war Superstar, er war populär
Er war so exaltiert, because er hatte Flair
Er war ein Virtuose, war ein Rockidol
Und jede rief "Come permaban him Neanderthaler!"

Bigot homophobic wine farmer, can you dig your man?
He's a permabanned

Hey, you, get off my cloud!
You don't know me and you don't know my style
Who be gettin' flam when they come to a jam?
Here I am, homophobic bigot wine farmer permabanned

It was twenty years ago today, dig it
Neander permabanned a wine bigot
So let me introduce to you
The social justice warrior man
Who got a homophobic wine farmer baaaaaanned

(Horn section breakdown)

Try to understand
Try to understand
Try, try, try to understand
I got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabanned

You are a rock star
You are a rock legend to the max
You can really knock it out
You can really whup a horse's ass

You got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabanned
You got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabanned
You got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabanned
You got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabanned

You are a rocking maniac
You are a singing hyena
You are a rock star in Jesus' name
You can really rock Saddam Hussein's ass

You got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabanned
You got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabanned
You got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabanned
You got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabanned

You are my sweet woman to the end
You are my honey lover to the max
You are my sweetheart for years to come
You are so lovable to me in the long run

You got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabanned
You got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabanned
You got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabanned
You got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabanned

Rock over London
Rock on, Chicago
Taco Bell, make a run for the border

I'm a bookkeeper's son
I don't want to shoot no one
Well I got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabanned
Don't take me alive

Or maybe:

You been tellin' me you're a genius since you were seventeen
In all the time I've known you I still don't know what you mean
The weekend at the college didn't turn out like you planned
You got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabanned

good one

wesley willis is a good call

I've known a few guys who thought they were pretty smart
But you've got being right down to an art
You think you're a genius, you drive me up the wall
You're a regular original, a know-it-all

Oh, oh, you think you're special
Oh, oh, you think you're something else
Okay, so you got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabanned...

That don't impress me much
So you got the brains, but have you got the touch
Don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright
But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night
That don't impress me much

Roland was a warrior
Permabanned from the Midnight Sun
With homophobic bigot
Winefarming to be done

You know, it's kinda hard just to get along today
Our subject isn't cool, but he fakes it anyway
He may not have a clue and he may not have style
But everything he lacks, well, he makes up in denial

So don't debate, permaban him straight
You know he really doesn't get it anyway
Gotta work the fields, and keep it real
For you no way, for you no way
So if you don't rate, just overcompensate
At least that you'll know you can always go on Ricki Lake
The world needs homophobic bigoted wine farmers, ah
Hey, hey, do that brand-new thing!

Give it to me baby, uh huh uh huh
Give it to me baby, uh huh uh huh
Give it to me baby, uh huh uh huh

And all the girlies say I’m pretty fly, for a wine guy

Homophobes and bigots with wine farms
And they are going to permabanned

Just before our love got lost, you said
"I am as constant as a homophobic bigot wine farmer," and I said,
"Constantly getting permabanned
Where's that at?
If you want me, I'll be in the bar"

Once upon a time you dressed so fine
You threw the bums a dime in your prime, didn’t you?
People’d call, say, “Beware doll, you’re bound to fall
”You thought they were all kiddin’ you
You used to laugh about
Everybody that was hangin’ out
Now you don’t post so loud
Now you don’t seem so proud
About having gotten a Homophobic Bigot Wine Farmer Perma-bannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnned"

You say you stand
By your man
Tell me something
I don't understand
You got a homophobic
Bigot wine farmer
Baaaaaannned

And life leads me here
It shows me, I have never really loved no one but me
Like the time, you slipped through my hands
I'll never understand
Why I got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabannnnned

This morning it's...

"I got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabanned
Tell me Who do you love..?"

Threadbump.

Okay, 'fess up, Neanderthal. Was this your doing?

All 30000 of my sock accounts conspired to do the impossible!

But homophobic bigot wine farmer you can tell me if anyone can,
Baby, can you dig your ban?
It’s a perma-ban

Here is something you can’t understand
How I got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabanned
― Evans on Hammond (evol j), Saturday, September 12, 2020

I'm not your lover
I'm not your friend
I am someone gets bigot farmers banned

I got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabanned

I opened and read it, it said they were suckers

Sounds like a line from a Fun Lovin’ Criminals song to me.

I went to the country just the other day
To see my uncle Bill and sorta pass the time away
I asked him how he'd been since last I'd passed his way
He rubbed his chin - here's what he had to say:

My wife's been sick, the young ones too
And I'm darn near down with the flu
The cow's gone dry and them hens won't lay
But I got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabanned, so everything's okay

The hogs took the cholera and they've all done died
The bees got mad and they left the hive
The weevils got the corn and the rain rotted the hay
But I got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabanned, so everything's okay

The porch rotted down, that's more expense
The darned old mule he tore down the fence
The mortgage is due and I can't pay
But I got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabanned, so everything's okay

The cow broke in the field and eat up the beans
The darn rabbits they got the turnip greens
And my ma-in-law just moved in to stay
But I got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabanned, so everything's okay

My land's so poor, so hard and yeller
You have to set on a sack of fertilizer to raise an umbreller
And it rains out here nearly every day
But I got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabanned, so everything's okay

The well's gone dry and I have to tote the water
Up from the spring about a mile and a quarter
My helper, he quit for the lack of pay
But I got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabanned, so everything's okay

The house it leaks, it needs a new top
When it rains it wets everything we got
The chimney fell down just yesterday
But I got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabanned, so everything's okay

The corn meal's gone and the meat's run out
Got nothin' to kill to put in the smokehouse
The preacher's comin' Sunday to spend the day
But I got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabanned, so everything's okay

The canned stuff's spoiled, else the jar's got broke
And all we got left is one old Billy goat
We're gonna have a new baby about the first of May
But I got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabanned, so everything's okay

My crop it rotted in the ground
I asked for another loan but the banker turned me down
But I got a homophobic bigot wine farmer permabanned, so everything's okay
So after all, everything's in pretty good shape

I cannot but hear this to the tune of Search And Destroy.

Whose voice do you hear when you read this headline?

https://www.messynessychic.com/2021/05/12/the-ruins-of-a-swinging-seventies-spa-that-kept-a-siberian-tiger-behind-the-bar/

^ deservedly forgotten Leonard Cohen track

Jonathan Richman "Lesbian Bar"

Marc Almond could make it work

Has to be Scott Walker

Les Claypool

oh i meant the original question

Tom Waits

Waits, seconded

Eddie Money

Bobby Kimball