1. Mountain
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Thursday, 31 December 2020 21:56 (five years ago)
2. Pablo Cruise
― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Thursday, 31 December 2020 21:56 (five years ago)
3. Heads Hands and Feet
4. Toad the Wet Sprocket
― Johnny Fever, Thursday, 31 December 2020 21:57 (five years ago)
5. Grand Funk Railroad
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Thursday, 31 December 2020 21:57 (five years ago)
6. The Guess Who
7. James Gang
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Thursday, 31 December 2020 21:58 (five years ago)
8. Player
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Thursday, 31 December 2020 21:59 (five years ago)
that's it, that's all the bands I know
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Thursday, 31 December 2020 22:00 (five years ago)
oh wait
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Thursday, 31 December 2020 22:02 (five years ago)
9. ZZ Top
10. Blue Oyster Cult
11. Led Zep
― "what are you DOING to fleetwood mac??" (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 31 December 2020 22:03 (five years ago)
not Steve Miller Band, though, or Foreigner. Those are still worse than Cream
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Thursday, 31 December 2020 22:03 (five years ago)
12. Metallica
― octobeard, Thursday, 31 December 2020 22:03 (five years ago)
otm
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Thursday, 31 December 2020 22:04 (five years ago)
13. Black Sabbath
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Thursday, 31 December 2020 22:07 (five years ago)
14. The Who
15. Focus
16. The Edgar Winter Group
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Thursday, 31 December 2020 22:08 (five years ago)
17. Humble Pie
18. Mad River
― ridingstarbassxd (unregistered), Thursday, 31 December 2020 22:19 (five years ago)
19. Captain Beyond
― meanwhile back at the song (Matt #2), Thursday, 31 December 2020 22:22 (five years ago)
20. The Jimi Hendrix Experience
― Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Thursday, 31 December 2020 22:26 (five years ago)
21. Anal Vomit
― Looking for Cape Penis house (Neanderthal), Thursday, 31 December 2020 22:30 (five years ago)
Why is shitting on Cream suddenly popular?
― Marconi plays the mamba (Sund4r), Thursday, 31 December 2020 22:32 (five years ago)
Because their music was bad.
22. Free
― but also fuck you (unperson), Thursday, 31 December 2020 22:33 (five years ago)
I like Cream. I prefer Anal Vomit.
― Looking for Cape Penis house (Neanderthal), Thursday, 31 December 2020 22:33 (five years ago)
This thread is heresy
― calstars, Thursday, 31 December 2020 22:34 (five years ago)
and hearsay
― Looking for Cape Penis house (Neanderthal), Thursday, 31 December 2020 22:34 (five years ago)
― Marconi plays the mamba (Sund4r), Thursday, December 31, 2020 5:32 PM (eight minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
It's been a long time coming
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Thursday, 31 December 2020 22:41 (five years ago)
23. The band who sings "Mama Told Me Not to Come"
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Thursday, 31 December 2020 22:42 (five years ago)
24. Derek and the Dominos
― Lee626, Thursday, 31 December 2020 22:45 (five years ago)
hmmmmm
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Thursday, 31 December 2020 22:46 (five years ago)
judges say yes
25. Blind Faith
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Thursday, 31 December 2020 22:47 (five years ago)
25. Foghat
― Three Rings for the Elven Bishop (Dan Peterson), Thursday, 31 December 2020 22:47 (five years ago)
Dammit, 26
― Three Rings for the Elven Bishop (Dan Peterson), Thursday, 31 December 2020 22:48 (five years ago)
xxp Bobby Whitlock is the shit
― Lee626, Thursday, 31 December 2020 22:48 (five years ago)
27. The Band
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Thursday, 31 December 2020 22:52 (five years ago)
tbf they were really asking for it by calling themselves "The Cream"
28. West, Bruce & Laing
― meanwhile back at the song (Matt #2), Thursday, 31 December 2020 23:28 (five years ago)
god leave cream alone already they’re not that bad
― brimstead, Thursday, 31 December 2020 23:48 (five years ago)
29. Eve 6
― MarkoP, Thursday, 31 December 2020 23:56 (five years ago)
30. Ginger Baker's Airforce
― meanwhile back at the song (Matt #2), Thursday, 31 December 2020 23:57 (five years ago)
Bread, Raspberries, Hot Chocolate, Chocolate Milk, Grapefruit, Lime.... Vanilla Fudge???
― brimstead, Friday, 1 January 2021 00:00 (five years ago)
31. Patto
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Friday, 1 January 2021 00:15 (five years ago)
32. Shakatak
― the least famous person you were surprised to discover (emsworth), Friday, 1 January 2021 00:34 (five years ago)
33. Bananarana
― Dan Worsley, Friday, 1 January 2021 00:39 (five years ago)
Wait, several of these bands are worse than Cream
― Adoration of the Mogwai (Deflatormouse), Friday, 1 January 2021 00:39 (five years ago)
Focus not being one of them
69 butthole surfers
― xzanfar, Friday, 1 January 2021 00:44 (five years ago)
34. Crushed Butler
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 1 January 2021 00:46 (five years ago)
35. World War III
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 1 January 2021 00:47 (five years ago)
36. The Sensational Alex Harvey Band
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 1 January 2021 00:48 (five years ago)
C'mon, there's no way Cream is worse than Blind Faith (and I prefer Winwood to Clapton, Bruce and Baker).
― Halfway there but for you, Friday, 1 January 2021 00:52 (five years ago)
A lot depends on whether you are just counting good songs, or if you are counting bad songs as minuses.
― Halfway there but for you, Friday, 1 January 2021 00:55 (five years ago)
37. Fugazi
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 1 January 2021 01:07 (five years ago)
Well it’s about time Clapton and Baker were taken down a peg
― Master of Treacle, Friday, 1 January 2021 02:00 (five years ago)
38 The Upper Crust
― early-Woolf semantic prosody (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 1 January 2021 02:44 (five years ago)
39 - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Pizza Hut Touring Band
― Looking for Cape Penis house (Neanderthal), Friday, 1 January 2021 04:04 (five years ago)
― Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Friday, 1 January 2021 04:19 (five years ago)
40 - Soul Hat
― Looking for Cape Penis house (Neanderthal), Friday, 1 January 2021 04:25 (five years ago)
41. Bread
― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Friday, 1 January 2021 04:25 (five years ago)
42. Pat Boone
― Looking for Cape Penis house (Neanderthal), Friday, 1 January 2021 04:27 (five years ago)
43. Baker-Gurvitz Army
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 1 January 2021 05:37 (five years ago)
44. Cool for August
― Looking for Cape Penis house (Neanderthal), Friday, 1 January 2021 05:40 (five years ago)
45. Sixpence None The Richer
― the least famous person you were surprised to discover (emsworth), Friday, 1 January 2021 06:56 (five years ago)
46. Sixpence The Richer
47. Prince
― Karl Malone, Friday, 1 January 2021 07:10 (five years ago)
48. Wishbone Ash
― Three Rings for the Elven Bishop (Dan Peterson), Friday, 1 January 2021 07:31 (five years ago)
49. The Reynolds Girls
― Uptown Top Scamping (Noodle Vague), Friday, 1 January 2021 08:30 (five years ago)
50. The Ginger Baker Trio (with Bill Frisell and Charlie Haden)
― but also fuck you (unperson), Friday, 1 January 2021 11:52 (five years ago)
51. King Missile
― Looking for Cape Penis house (Neanderthal), Friday, 1 January 2021 14:21 (five years ago)
52. Black Lace
― Uptown Top Scamping (Noodle Vague), Friday, 1 January 2021 14:29 (five years ago)
53. Richard Marx
― Looking for Cape Penis house (Neanderthal), Friday, 1 January 2021 14:35 (five years ago)
sorry folx, you messed up the numbering big time:
22. Free― but also fuck you (unperson), donderdag 31 december 2020 23:33 bookmarkflaglinkI like Cream. I prefer Anal Vomit.― Looking for Cape Penis house (Neanderthal), donderdag 31 december 2020 23:33 bookmarkflaglinkThis thread is heresy― calstars, donderdag 31 december 2020 23:34 bookmarkflaglinkand hearsay― Looking for Cape Penis house (Neanderthal), donderdag 31 december 2020 23:34 bookmarkflaglink23. The band who sings "Mama Told Me Not to Come"― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), donderdag 31 december 2020 23:42
― but also fuck you (unperson), donderdag 31 december 2020 23:33 bookmarkflaglink
― Looking for Cape Penis house (Neanderthal), donderdag 31 december 2020 23:33 bookmarkflaglink
― calstars, donderdag 31 december 2020 23:34 bookmarkflaglink
― Looking for Cape Penis house (Neanderthal), donderdag 31 december 2020 23:34 bookmarkflaglink
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), donderdag 31 december 2020 23:42
so let's start over again, shall we? should be pure and simple:
23. Hearsay24. The band who sings "Mama Told Me Not to Come"...54. Richard Marx
― obsessed with quality over quantity or the need to produce tracks (breastcrawl), Friday, 1 January 2021 15:28 (five years ago)
55. Boogie Box High
― obsessed with quality over quantity or the need to produce tracks (breastcrawl), Friday, 1 January 2021 15:29 (five years ago)
56. Lieutenant Pigeon
― kites aren't fun (NickB), Friday, 1 January 2021 15:33 (five years ago)
57. Chic
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Friday, 1 January 2021 16:33 (five years ago)
57. Funkadelic
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Friday, 1 January 2021 16:34 (five years ago)
Goddamnit 58
59. BrokeNCYDE
― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Saturday, 2 January 2021 04:52 (five years ago)
60. AC/DC
― call all destroyer, Saturday, 2 January 2021 05:03 (five years ago)
chances of a reunion were already pretty slim but I reckon this thread has dashed all hope
― the least famous person you were surprised to discover (emsworth), Saturday, 2 January 2021 05:42 (five years ago)
61. Williams Fairey Brass Band
― scanner darkly, Saturday, 2 January 2021 07:03 (five years ago)
62. Brighouse and Rastrick Brass Band
― obsessed with quality over quantity or the need to produce tracks (breastcrawl), Saturday, 2 January 2021 08:01 (five years ago)
63. The New Power Generation
― obsessed with quality over quantity or the need to produce tracks (breastcrawl), Saturday, 2 January 2021 08:04 (five years ago)
64. Keni Burke, just on his own
― obsessed with quality over quantity or the need to produce tracks (breastcrawl), Saturday, 2 January 2021 08:06 (five years ago)
ugh should i not listen to Cream
― Swen, Thursday, 21 March 2024 14:37 (two years ago)
i would add 65. mamas and papas!
― Swen, Thursday, 21 March 2024 14:38 (two years ago)
woah a Cream song just came on and it might've been the worst song i've ever heard
― Swen, Thursday, 21 March 2024 14:41 (two years ago)
listen to Cream covers. they are always better. there is no bad soul/funk/jazz cover of sunshine of your love. they all kinda rule.
― scott seward, Thursday, 21 March 2024 14:56 (two years ago)
The guitar riff in Sunshine of Your Love is a blues riff that manages to not sound bluesy. It gives me the image of Frankenstein trying and badly failing to quietly creep down a staircase.
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Thursday, 21 March 2024 15:07 (two years ago)
it feels like pop-blues. in a good way.
weirdly though I hate just about every cover of it. other than Earth Crisis's, which is funny.
― CEO Greedwagon (Neanderthal), Thursday, 21 March 2024 15:24 (two years ago)
One of my core tapes in middle school was a Cream best-of, and these songs have been popping into my head lately (“Badge,” “White Room,” “Anyone for Tennis,” “Sunshine…”); I haven’t heard most of them in decades. I should revisit, if only to complete the circuit…
― let’s get intertwined (morrisp), Thursday, 21 March 2024 15:37 (two years ago)
I did a count in my head, and there are only 43 bands better than Cream. They're great.
― clemenza, Thursday, 21 March 2024 15:37 (two years ago)
My appreciation of ZZ Top and Foghat has gained recently, so I thought I’d give Fresh Cream a try again. No dice. I like Jack Bruce’s voice and odd songwriting, but all the blues covers are dire. I really dislike Clapton’s guitar tone, and Ginger drums like a bull in a china shop most times. “Toad” is really bad.
― Requiem for a Dream: The Musical! (Dan Peterson), Thursday, 21 March 2024 16:53 (two years ago)
they should have stole hendrix's drummer.
― scott seward, Thursday, 21 March 2024 16:55 (two years ago)
66. Canned Heat
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Thursday, 21 March 2024 19:08 (two years ago)
67. Paul Butterfield Blues Band
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Thursday, 21 March 2024 19:09 (two years ago)
Just don't say Ten Years After
― Halfway there but for you, Thursday, 21 March 2024 19:10 (two years ago)
68. Blue Cheer
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Thursday, 21 March 2024 19:10 (two years ago)
69. MC5
can't think of any, sorry
― frogbs, Thursday, 21 March 2024 19:11 (two years ago)
70. Budgie
― walking on the beach in a force ten gale (Matt #2), Thursday, 21 March 2024 19:13 (two years ago)
71. The Monks
― Liquid Plejades, Thursday, 21 March 2024 19:17 (two years ago)
69 butthole surfers― xzanfar, Thursday, December 31, 2020 6:44 PM (three years ago) bookmarkflaglink
― xzanfar, Thursday, December 31, 2020 6:44 PM (three years ago) bookmarkflaglink
72. MC5
― soup of magpies (geoffreyess), Friday, 22 March 2024 01:53 (two years ago)
73. Come
― soup of magpies (geoffreyess), Friday, 22 March 2024 01:54 (two years ago)
69 butthole surfers― xzanfar, Thursday, December 31, 2020 4:44 PM
― xzanfar, Thursday, December 31, 2020 4:44 PM
important post
― interstellar anthropologist+music philosopher, (Austin), Friday, 22 March 2024 03:47 (two years ago)
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Thursday, December 31, 2020 4:58 PM (three years ago) bookmarkflaglink
These guys are everything that Cream should have been.
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Monday, 8 April 2024 02:58 (two years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=869v2Z8FLYE
― timellison, Monday, 8 April 2024 14:36 (two years ago)
dang AI is getting so good
― budo jeru, Monday, 8 April 2024 14:38 (two years ago)
i saw the cream reunion and those guys weren't as good as cream.
― Thus Sang Freud, Monday, 8 April 2024 14:54 (two years ago)
74. Thin Lizzy
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Monday, 8 April 2024 15:38 (two years ago)
75. Rush
despite the fact that their version of Crossroads is far inferior to the Cream version while also trying to sound exactly like the Cream version
― Muad'Doob (Moodles), Monday, 8 April 2024 15:41 (two years ago)
76. Deep Dish
― you can see me from westbury white horse, Monday, 8 April 2024 15:45 (two years ago)
77. Sasha/Emerson
78. Lionrock
79. Whichever was the best duo to have Seb Fontaine in it
― you can see me from westbury white horse, Monday, 8 April 2024 15:47 (two years ago)
80. The Happy Flowers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=APQYrjfAQQQ
― Slorg is not on the Slerf Team, you idiot, you moron (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, 9 April 2024 14:27 (two years ago)
81. battered ornaments82. piblokto!
― no lime tangier, Wednesday, 10 April 2024 07:35 (two years ago)