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Thus:

"There Is a Light That Sometimes Goes Out."

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 28 May 2025 18:06 (eight months ago)

"Please, Please, Please, Let Me Guess What I Want"

sleeve, Wednesday, 28 May 2025 18:09 (eight months ago)

All You Need Is Love, Food, Water, Shelter and Probably a Place to Shit

five six seven, eight nine ten, begin (map), Wednesday, 28 May 2025 18:22 (eight months ago)

The similar Bluesky thread I started has gone agreeably insane. (As has the FB one.)

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 28 May 2025 19:03 (eight months ago)

I Want to Hold a Hand

maf you one two (maffew12), Wednesday, 28 May 2025 19:18 (eight months ago)

Walking On The Floor

trm (tombotomod), Wednesday, 28 May 2025 19:21 (eight months ago)

Stairway to Upstairs

maf you one two (maffew12), Wednesday, 28 May 2025 19:37 (eight months ago)

My contribution from Bluesky:

I Kinda Wanna Go Down To The Basement

Instead of create and send out, it pull back and consume (unperson), Wednesday, 28 May 2025 19:40 (eight months ago)

Panera in Detroit

henry s, Wednesday, 28 May 2025 20:11 (eight months ago)

Smoke on the Weber

henry s, Wednesday, 28 May 2025 20:13 (eight months ago)

I'm an Individual Woman

also like Tayler swift as she can relate to my cat (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 28 May 2025 20:19 (eight months ago)

Bela Lugosi's Not Feeling Too Great

feed me with your chips (zchyrs), Wednesday, 28 May 2025 20:19 (eight months ago)

MJ Edition

Don’t Beat It
Wanna Be Stoppin’ Somethin’
Good

dinnerboat, Wednesday, 28 May 2025 20:25 (eight months ago)

holiday in colombia

gestures broadly at...everything (voodoo chili), Wednesday, 28 May 2025 20:26 (eight months ago)

Would It Be Nice?

Maresn3st, Wednesday, 28 May 2025 20:26 (eight months ago)

monarchy in the u.k.

gestures broadly at...everything (voodoo chili), Wednesday, 28 May 2025 20:26 (eight months ago)

Friends Aren't Electric

Maresn3st, Wednesday, 28 May 2025 20:29 (eight months ago)

the dumpty dance

gestures broadly at...everything (voodoo chili), Wednesday, 28 May 2025 20:33 (eight months ago)

given the way things are, there is a strong chance that ilx will outlast 'sky.
so, the sake of posterity and should this thread get revived and i forget what i posted,
i added these to the 'sky thread :
'controllable urge'
'i am the insurrection'

mark e, Wednesday, 28 May 2025 20:37 (eight months ago)

"Waiting For The End Of The Day"
"It's The End Of The Day As We Know It"

sleeve, Wednesday, 28 May 2025 20:51 (eight months ago)

"Gimme Succour"

sleeve, Wednesday, 28 May 2025 20:51 (eight months ago)

"another latch in the gate"

"Don't ask me, I just work here." (Austin), Wednesday, 28 May 2025 21:03 (eight months ago)

Well, there goes my lunch hour..., Girl Group edition

Line Dancing in the Streets

He Was Really Mumblin’ Something

Sunshine, Circus Peanuts, and Rainbows

One Not-Half-Bad Day

You Can’t Hurry Lunch

Will You Love Me 3 Minutes from Now

You Beat Me to the Fruit Punch

Be My Adult Baby

Leader of the Clique

Give Him a Great Big Hickey

Noodle in a Haystack

Why Do Lovers Break Each Other’s Balls

Hesitate! In the Name of Love

Wait ‘Til My Bubbe Gets Home

Back in My DMs Again

Da Doo Jeff Jeff

Put a Little Love in Your Arse

My Glass Is Empty Without You

You Don’t Pwn Me

Dedicated to the One I Tolerate

(Love Is Like a) Cold Snap

Stepmama Said

The Kind of Boy You Can’t Forgive

The Lack-o-Motion

Don’t Say Nothin’ Bad (About My Fetus)

It’s My Republican Party

Don’t Seep in the Subway

Nobody Knows What’s Goin’ On (in My Mind But Freud)

Christmas (Baby Please Buzz Off)

The Whoop Whoop Song (There It Is in His Kiss)

Please Mr. Postmodern

Love Is Like an A-Fib in My Heart

He’s Sure the Boy I Loathe

(Today I Met) The Boy I’m Gonna Stalk

My Boyfriend’s Sac

Too Many Fish in the Soup

Hideous Lump, Wednesday, 28 May 2025 21:21 (eight months ago)

What Was It You Wanted (From the Store)?

You're supposed to go to Heaven, ideally not Las Vegas (bernard snowy), Wednesday, 28 May 2025 21:26 (eight months ago)

Only Ja Rule Would Say That

You're supposed to go to Heaven, ideally not Las Vegas (bernard snowy), Wednesday, 28 May 2025 21:33 (eight months ago)

this thread is the counterpart to Make a Song Title More Reasonable

c u (crüt), Wednesday, 28 May 2025 21:39 (eight months ago)

No Woman, Cry

Maresn3st, Wednesday, 28 May 2025 21:45 (eight months ago)

Don't Stop Till You Get A Cramp

Paul Ponzi, Wednesday, 28 May 2025 21:50 (eight months ago)

Where the Streets Have No Sidewalks

Lavator Shemmelpennick, Wednesday, 28 May 2025 21:52 (eight months ago)

it's alright ma, i'm only blushing

gestures broadly at...everything (voodoo chili), Wednesday, 28 May 2025 21:57 (eight months ago)

How I Could Just Kiss a Man

henry s, Wednesday, 28 May 2025 22:07 (eight months ago)

Gold Sounds

feed me with your chips (zchyrs), Wednesday, 28 May 2025 22:28 (eight months ago)

Don't. Stop Believing.

feed me with your chips (zchyrs), Wednesday, 28 May 2025 22:31 (eight months ago)

Everybody's Got Something To Hide, Especially Me And My Monkey

Maresn3st, Wednesday, 28 May 2025 22:42 (eight months ago)

I Ain't Marching Anymore (Until I Get More Comfortable Shoes)

kornrulez6969, Wednesday, 28 May 2025 22:44 (eight months ago)

Manic Case of the Mondays

kornrulez6969, Wednesday, 28 May 2025 22:44 (eight months ago)

(The Angels Wanna Wear My) Red Crocs

kornrulez6969, Wednesday, 28 May 2025 22:47 (eight months ago)

Get Up (I Feel Like Being a) Sex Abacus

kornrulez6969, Wednesday, 28 May 2025 22:49 (eight months ago)

Prince songs

I Appreciate You
Why You Wanna Treat Me To Brunch?
When You Were Here
$19.99
Mid-Sized Red Sedan
When Doves Coo
If I Was Your Boyfriend
U Got A Book
Sexy Thirtysomething
The Most Beautiful Girl In The Room

calm potatoes (flamboyant goon tie included), Wednesday, 28 May 2025 23:18 (eight months ago)

Going to be cackling over that one for a while.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 28 May 2025 23:26 (eight months ago)

The Vitamins Don’t Work

that's not my post, Wednesday, 28 May 2025 23:41 (eight months ago)

Jogging Up That Hill (a deal with dog)

that's not my post, Wednesday, 28 May 2025 23:44 (eight months ago)

Peculiar Love Triangle

maf you one two (maffew12), Thursday, 29 May 2025 00:47 (eight months ago)

Fucking President (People It’s Bad)

henry s, Thursday, 29 May 2025 03:16 (eight months ago)

(Get Out, I Feel Like Being A) Sex Machine

Instead of create and send out, it pull back and consume (unperson), Thursday, 29 May 2025 03:45 (eight months ago)

Do They Know It's Ramadan?

submission drift (Matt #2), Thursday, 29 May 2025 03:46 (eight months ago)

Papa's Got a Brand New Duffel

kornrulez6969, Thursday, 29 May 2025 04:45 (eight months ago)

Cortez the Jerk

kornrulez6969, Thursday, 29 May 2025 04:45 (eight months ago)

Tubtapping

sleeve, Thursday, 29 May 2025 04:51 (eight months ago)

You Do Right

Western® with Bacon Flavor, Thursday, 29 May 2025 05:15 (eight months ago)

lol

sleeve, Thursday, 29 May 2025 05:23 (eight months ago)

there's a subtle distinction between "make more reasonable" and "slightly ruin", it's kind of like writing My Dick lyrics

sleeve, Thursday, 29 May 2025 05:24 (eight months ago)

re: crut's earlier link

sleeve, Thursday, 29 May 2025 05:24 (eight months ago)

Wanking on the Moon

assert (matttkkkk), Thursday, 29 May 2025 07:06 (eight months ago)

Norwegian Would

assert (matttkkkk), Thursday, 29 May 2025 07:08 (eight months ago)

Jumping Jack Flesh

assert (matttkkkk), Thursday, 29 May 2025 07:08 (eight months ago)

Like a Beagle

gregus, Thursday, 29 May 2025 10:49 (eight months ago)

Vitamin B12

gregus, Thursday, 29 May 2025 10:50 (eight months ago)

I Won't Do Anything for Love (e.g. I Won't Do That)

jmm, Thursday, 29 May 2025 11:46 (eight months ago)

(Everything I Do) I Do It for the Paycheck

Lavator Shemmelpennick, Thursday, 29 May 2025 11:57 (eight months ago)

Cortez the Jerk


Cortez the Canceled

Lavator Shemmelpennick, Thursday, 29 May 2025 12:06 (eight months ago)

Seems Like Teen Spirit

jmm, Thursday, 29 May 2025 12:27 (eight months ago)

I submit:

Smells Like Febreze

DLC Soundsystem (dog latin), Thursday, 29 May 2025 12:27 (eight months ago)

smells like teen sprite

gestures broadly at...everything (voodoo chili), Thursday, 29 May 2025 13:11 (eight months ago)

Fell on Brown Days

kornrulez6969, Thursday, 29 May 2025 15:01 (eight months ago)

Sweet Home Kalamazoo

Hongro Hongro Hippies (Myonga Vön Bontee), Thursday, 29 May 2025 16:08 (eight months ago)

I Want To Dance For Somebody,
or,
I Want To Dance On Somebody,
or,
I Want To Dance On Somebody's Grave

You're supposed to go to Heaven, ideally not Las Vegas (bernard snowy), Thursday, 29 May 2025 16:27 (eight months ago)

Stairway to Orlando

kornrulez6969, Thursday, 29 May 2025 16:45 (eight months ago)

Achilles' Second-to-Last Stand
The Drizzle Song
Going Near California
The Song Remains Almost The Same
Cashmere
Black Puppy

submission drift (Matt #2), Thursday, 29 May 2025 16:59 (eight months ago)

More Prince, with help from Stevie D and Unctious:

Late Cab Driver
Let's Pretend We're Divorced
Let's Go Grazing
Raspberry Carette
I Would Be Inconvenienced 4 U
Chicag 'O' Sun-Times

calm potatoes (flamboyant goon tie included), Thursday, 29 May 2025 17:39 (eight months ago)

*that's Raspberry Barette

Also: Erotic Hamlet

calm potatoes (flamboyant goon tie included), Thursday, 29 May 2025 17:40 (eight months ago)

Chicag 'O' Sun-Times

LOL

Hideous Lump, Thursday, 29 May 2025 18:22 (eight months ago)

Citizen Kunta

kornrulez6969, Thursday, 29 May 2025 18:43 (eight months ago)

Chicag 'O' Sun-Times
LOL

My Name Is Reince

calm potatoes (flamboyant goon tie included), Thursday, 29 May 2025 19:52 (eight months ago)

A Snog From Under The Floorboards

Maresn3st, Sunday, 1 June 2025 23:08 (seven months ago)

^^^another good one

That Pedo Band (Boring, Maryland), Sunday, 1 June 2025 23:37 (seven months ago)

Big Music edition:

Sunday Muddy Sunday
In a Big County
The Troll of the Moon
Alive and Licking

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Monday, 2 June 2025 01:24 (seven months ago)

So What Do You Want

Western® with Bacon Flavor, Monday, 2 June 2025 01:39 (seven months ago)

News of the Wold

Something for the girl with something

Mark G, Monday, 2 June 2025 06:29 (seven months ago)

Oh, and of course..

This Town Is Big Enough for Both of us

Mark G, Monday, 2 June 2025 06:31 (seven months ago)

He Kissed Me (And It Felt Like a Kiss)

Western® with Bacon Flavor, Monday, 2 June 2025 06:44 (seven months ago)

^ awesome

let it not be known that I am not smart (flamboyant goon tie included), Monday, 2 June 2025 14:51 (seven months ago)

The Bitterest Caplet (I Ever Had To Swallow)

kornrulez6969, Monday, 2 June 2025 21:16 (seven months ago)

The First Cut Is An Incision

let it not be known that I am not smart (flamboyant goon tie included), Tuesday, 3 June 2025 00:28 (seven months ago)

You Give Love A Weird Name

brimstead, Tuesday, 3 June 2025 01:39 (seven months ago)

I Will Probably Always Love You

brimstead, Tuesday, 3 June 2025 01:40 (seven months ago)

For Whom the Bell Rings

doe on a hill (Deflatormouse), Tuesday, 3 June 2025 01:47 (seven months ago)

alternately: Who the Bell Tolls For

doe on a hill (Deflatormouse), Tuesday, 3 June 2025 01:47 (seven months ago)

Ring Your Bell

maf you one two (maffew12), Tuesday, 3 June 2025 02:03 (seven months ago)

Semisweet Symphony

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 3 June 2025 02:47 (seven months ago)

No More “God Bless You”s

let it not be known that I am not smart (flamboyant goon tie included), Tuesday, 3 June 2025 03:14 (seven months ago)

Pringle Ladies

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Tuesday, 3 June 2025 04:01 (seven months ago)

Elderly People

Maresn3st, Tuesday, 3 June 2025 17:04 (seven months ago)

Jenny Yamaha DX7

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 3 June 2025 17:32 (seven months ago)

Give Me a Shock Treatment

jmm, Tuesday, 3 June 2025 21:08 (seven months ago)

You Can Leave Your Crash Helmet On

Mark G, Tuesday, 3 June 2025 21:34 (seven months ago)

Everybody's Textin'

henry s, Tuesday, 3 June 2025 23:52 (seven months ago)

King Tubby's Meets Rockers at Whole Foods

henry s, Tuesday, 3 June 2025 23:56 (seven months ago)

lol

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Wednesday, 4 June 2025 00:07 (seven months ago)

One Way or Some Different Way

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Wednesday, 4 June 2025 00:08 (seven months ago)

Now I Wanna Sniff Some Cumin

The "W" and Odie Trail (Boring, Maryland), Wednesday, 4 June 2025 00:08 (seven months ago)

Yay, Love Comes to Town

jmm, Wednesday, 4 June 2025 00:12 (seven months ago)

Clash City Recliners

trm (tombotomod), Wednesday, 4 June 2025 00:17 (seven months ago)

Shook Ones Part 2: Shake Harder

Iza Duffus Hardy (President Keyes), Wednesday, 4 June 2025 00:22 (seven months ago)

holiday in caledonia
leslie the landlord

massaman gai (front tea for two), Wednesday, 4 June 2025 04:15 (seven months ago)

Eru Only Knows

Western® with Bacon Flavor, Wednesday, 4 June 2025 07:37 (seven months ago)

That’s probably an actual filksong at a con. Anyway:

Pink Acne Club

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 4 June 2025 12:44 (seven months ago)

Booger Ooger Ooger

henry s, Wednesday, 4 June 2025 13:05 (seven months ago)

911 is a New Yorker cartoon

massaman gai (front tea for two), Wednesday, 4 June 2025 13:49 (seven months ago)

H.O.T.D.O.G.T.O.G.O.

massaman gai (front tea for two), Wednesday, 4 June 2025 13:55 (seven months ago)

OK, that's next years huge banger....

Mark G, Wednesday, 4 June 2025 14:26 (seven months ago)

dyperballad

massaman gai (front tea for two), Wednesday, 4 June 2025 15:26 (seven months ago)

99 Luftballons On The Wall

let it not be known that I am not smart (flamboyant goon tie included), Wednesday, 4 June 2025 17:03 (seven months ago)

Mr. Bayside

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 4 June 2025 17:34 (seven months ago)

Waltz Of The Pigs

let it not be known that I am not smart (flamboyant goon tie included), Wednesday, 4 June 2025 17:55 (seven months ago)

Born That Way

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 4 June 2025 17:56 (seven months ago)

our house of fun trousers

massaman gai (front tea for two), Wednesday, 4 June 2025 18:09 (seven months ago)

pierrots

massaman gai (front tea for two), Wednesday, 4 June 2025 18:09 (seven months ago)

Save A Horse (Ride A Bike)

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 4 June 2025 18:17 (seven months ago)

Sorta Alive

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 4 June 2025 18:18 (seven months ago)

Bela Lugosi's Dad

fetter, Wednesday, 4 June 2025 18:45 (seven months ago)

sex nom

massaman gai (front tea for two), Wednesday, 4 June 2025 18:51 (seven months ago)

Devin Went Down to Georgia

Lavator Shemmelpennick, Wednesday, 4 June 2025 19:11 (seven months ago)

What Have I Done to Deserve a Break Today

Iza Duffus Hardy (President Keyes), Wednesday, 4 June 2025 19:25 (seven months ago)

This Belongs To You?

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 4 June 2025 19:28 (seven months ago)

Let's Spend Some Time Together

henry s, Wednesday, 4 June 2025 19:31 (seven months ago)

already ruined by Ed Sullivan

Iza Duffus Hardy (President Keyes), Wednesday, 4 June 2025 19:34 (seven months ago)

maybe the first such example?

henry s, Wednesday, 4 June 2025 19:35 (seven months ago)

That's When I Realize It's Over

Iza Duffus Hardy (President Keyes), Wednesday, 4 June 2025 19:37 (seven months ago)

W.A.P. (What a Beautiful World)

Iza Duffus Hardy (President Keyes), Wednesday, 4 June 2025 19:40 (seven months ago)

First Or Last Or Whatever

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 4 June 2025 19:41 (seven months ago)

Life in a No-Go Zone

Iza Duffus Hardy (President Keyes), Wednesday, 4 June 2025 19:45 (seven months ago)

Rudy Can't Spell

Iza Duffus Hardy (President Keyes), Wednesday, 4 June 2025 19:47 (seven months ago)

Palestine Shelter

reggie (qualmsley), Wednesday, 4 June 2025 19:47 (seven months ago)

Bake Like You Want It

Maresn3st, Thursday, 12 June 2025 10:35 (seven months ago)

Carl, No

let it not be known that I am not smart (flamboyant goon tie included), Thursday, 12 June 2025 10:55 (seven months ago)

Meh Vibrations

kornrulez6969, Thursday, 12 June 2025 14:33 (seven months ago)

Wouldn't It Be Lit

Iza Duffus Hardy (President Keyes), Thursday, 12 June 2025 14:43 (seven months ago)

You Still Tolerated Me

kornrulez6969, Thursday, 12 June 2025 16:00 (seven months ago)

Be True to Your Scrum

Iza Duffus Hardy (President Keyes), Thursday, 12 June 2025 16:08 (seven months ago)

Let Him Run Laps

kornrulez6969, Thursday, 12 June 2025 16:23 (seven months ago)

or

Let Him Run Miles

kornrulez6969, Thursday, 12 June 2025 16:24 (seven months ago)

Herpes & Villains

Hideous Lump, Thursday, 12 June 2025 16:28 (seven months ago)

Bun, Bun, Bun
When I Grow Up To Be (a Ham)
California Gulls
Barbara Ant
Wouldn't It Be Lice
Gord Only Knows
I Just Wasn't Made For These Limes
Putt Sounds
Wild Bunny
Tail On, Tailor

cryptosicko, Thursday, 12 June 2025 17:04 (seven months ago)

Surfin' Sephora
TERFin' U.S.A.
All Summer Long (but its the Kid Rock one)

cryptosicko, Thursday, 12 June 2025 17:09 (seven months ago)

lol these are very funny

let it not be known that I am not smart (flamboyant goon tie included), Thursday, 12 June 2025 17:11 (seven months ago)

sloop max b

gestures broadly at...everything (voodoo chili), Thursday, 12 June 2025 17:24 (seven months ago)

Whelp Me Rhonda

Hideous Lump, Thursday, 12 June 2025 17:24 (seven months ago)

Student Deportation Time

Iza Duffus Hardy (President Keyes), Thursday, 12 June 2025 17:29 (seven months ago)

Don't put it past Mike L to actually DO that.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 12 June 2025 17:29 (seven months ago)

i get a round

massaman gai (front tea for two), Thursday, 12 June 2025 17:29 (seven months ago)

Be True to Your Shul

Hideous Lump, Thursday, 12 June 2025 17:32 (seven months ago)

The Thongs We Wore Last Summer

Hideous Lump, Thursday, 12 June 2025 17:38 (seven months ago)

I Love to Say De Do Do Do De Da Da Da

Hideous Lump, Thursday, 12 June 2025 17:41 (seven months ago)

Surf N Turf’s Up

let it not be known that I am not smart (flamboyant goon tie included), Thursday, 12 June 2025 20:43 (seven months ago)

As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found himself bugged by his ol' man.

Hideous Lump, Thursday, 12 June 2025 21:50 (seven months ago)

Hang On To Your Eggo

kornrulez6969, Friday, 13 June 2025 00:34 (seven months ago)

I Love a Man in a Unitard

nerve_pylon, Friday, 13 June 2025 01:37 (seven months ago)

Mr. Bluesky

henry s, Friday, 13 June 2025 02:30 (seven months ago)

While My Guitar is Like Whatever

kornrulez6969, Friday, 13 June 2025 02:35 (seven months ago)

John, I’m Only Danzig

Iza Duffus Hardy (President Keyes), Friday, 13 June 2025 02:48 (seven months ago)

Mr Tangerine Man

God only knows what I'd be without me (flamboyant goon tie included), Sunday, 15 June 2025 03:39 (seven months ago)

Teach Your Chicken

Iza Duffus Hardy (President Keyes), Sunday, 15 June 2025 04:18 (seven months ago)

the wrong and winding load

massaman gai (front tea for two), Sunday, 15 June 2025 13:24 (seven months ago)

Glass Shallot

kornrulez6969, Sunday, 15 June 2025 20:23 (seven months ago)

Booby Tuesday
Paint It, Zack
19th Nissan Breakdown

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Sunday, 15 June 2025 20:43 (seven months ago)

War Fighting Man

henry s, Sunday, 15 June 2025 20:51 (seven months ago)

Mick's Emotions

henry s, Sunday, 15 June 2025 20:55 (seven months ago)

Day Before Yesterday's Papers

WmC, Sunday, 15 June 2025 21:30 (seven months ago)

Hang Flyer

kornrulez6969, Monday, 16 June 2025 01:18 (seven months ago)

Tweet Writing Man

Iza Duffus Hardy (President Keyes), Monday, 16 June 2025 01:32 (seven months ago)

Parachute Pants Woman

kornrulez6969, Monday, 16 June 2025 04:54 (seven months ago)

Little Furry Things

...aka how i thought it was always titled

Western® with Bacon Flavor, Monday, 16 June 2025 06:58 (seven months ago)

Don’t Stop Relievin’
Separate Wash
Mindfully
Anywhere You Leave It

Ned Raggett, Monday, 16 June 2025 12:53 (seven months ago)

JNCOs (That kid in the quad with devil sticks Got To Use What He Got To Get What He Wants)

The "W" and Odie Trail (Boring, Maryland), Monday, 16 June 2025 13:19 (seven months ago)

Foreplay / Awkward Apology

kornrulez6969, Monday, 16 June 2025 14:48 (seven months ago)

Da Mystery of Unboxin'

Iza Duffus Hardy (President Keyes), Monday, 16 June 2025 14:52 (seven months ago)

Saturday Night's Alright for Cribbage

henry s, Wednesday, 18 June 2025 12:37 (seven months ago)

Goodbye Yellow Gall Stone

Iza Duffus Hardy (President Keyes), Wednesday, 18 June 2025 12:39 (seven months ago)

The Bitch is Whack

henry s, Wednesday, 18 June 2025 12:46 (seven months ago)

Rocket Mensch

henry s, Wednesday, 18 June 2025 12:47 (seven months ago)

Stye of the Tiger

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 18 June 2025 13:08 (seven months ago)

Hi, Joe

peace, man, Wednesday, 18 June 2025 13:25 (seven months ago)

^^^ another great one

The "W" and Odie Trail (Boring, Maryland), Wednesday, 18 June 2025 13:27 (seven months ago)

Emotional Graffiti

God only knows what I'd be without me (flamboyant goon tie included), Wednesday, 18 June 2025 15:30 (seven months ago)

B.L.T.

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 18 June 2025 15:32 (seven months ago)

Thinking To Myself

Mark G, Thursday, 19 June 2025 09:04 (seven months ago)

Galway Services

Mark G, Thursday, 19 June 2025 09:05 (seven months ago)

The A

OK, I'm done with this series.

Mark G, Thursday, 19 June 2025 09:06 (seven months ago)

Cash Radiates Inexhaustible Power Every Second (CRIPES!)

You're supposed to go to Heaven, ideally not Las Vegas (bernard snowy), Thursday, 19 June 2025 11:23 (seven months ago)

Senses Holding Down Ten Jobs

You're supposed to go to Heaven, ideally not Las Vegas (bernard snowy), Thursday, 19 June 2025 11:25 (seven months ago)

Crabs Resemble Everyone Everywhere Lately (C.R.E.E.L.)

Take This Job, I Mean It

You're supposed to go to Heaven, ideally not Las Vegas (bernard snowy), Thursday, 19 June 2025 11:41 (seven months ago)

Halcyon + Off + On + Off

Siegbran, Thursday, 19 June 2025 12:34 (seven months ago)

Bilko

henry s, Friday, 27 June 2025 21:28 (seven months ago)

I'm Waiting for the Drug Dealer

Western® with Bacon Flavor, Saturday, 28 June 2025 00:47 (seven months ago)

Red Wine Super Discount

Ned Raggett, Saturday, 28 June 2025 01:16 (seven months ago)

Your Dickie Needs You

Ned Raggett, Saturday, 28 June 2025 01:16 (seven months ago)

Hey Jew

Sample Clearance Revival (punning display), Saturday, 28 June 2025 15:10 (seven months ago)

Peggin'

you gotta roll with the pączki to get to what's real (snoball), Saturday, 28 June 2025 15:23 (seven months ago)

Lazy In Love

thinking of you (derogatory) (flamboyant goon tie included), Saturday, 28 June 2025 16:54 (seven months ago)

Da Mystery of Unboxin'

― Iza Duffus Hardy (President Keyes), Monday, June 16, 2025 10:52 AM (one week ago) bookmarkflaglink

My favourite so far.

jmm, Saturday, 28 June 2025 16:57 (seven months ago)

Ace Of Clubs

Marcel, Monday, 30 June 2025 06:13 (six months ago)

It’s Only Classic Rock (But I Like It)

Marcel, Monday, 30 June 2025 06:14 (six months ago)

Nights In White Polycotton

Marcel, Monday, 30 June 2025 06:45 (six months ago)

Garnet Tuesday

m0stly clean (Slowsquatch), Monday, 30 June 2025 08:33 (six months ago)

A Paler Shade of White

Lavator Shemmelpennick, Monday, 30 June 2025 11:00 (six months ago)

Misspent Years.
Loneliness Of The Long Distance Jogger.
2 Minutes To Midday.
Die With Your Footwear On.

Marcel, Monday, 30 June 2025 19:07 (six months ago)

i just saw that there's a song on stephen stills' first album called "we are not helpless"

brimstead, Tuesday, 1 July 2025 03:17 (six months ago)

My My, Hey Ho

Mark G, Tuesday, 1 July 2025 15:16 (six months ago)

Born To Jog

thinking of you (derogatory) (flamboyant goon tie included), Tuesday, 1 July 2025 15:46 (six months ago)

Corporeal Girl

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 1 July 2025 15:49 (six months ago)

Sandgirl in the Cow

kornrulez6969, Tuesday, 1 July 2025 16:41 (six months ago)

I Saw Her Standing Their

thinking of you (derogatory) (flamboyant goon tie included), Tuesday, 1 July 2025 16:49 (six months ago)

I got you (i feel well)

doe on a hill (Deflatormouse), Tuesday, 1 July 2025 23:45 (six months ago)

btw 'Hi, Joe’ absolutely destroyed me ty for that

doe on a hill (Deflatormouse), Wednesday, 2 July 2025 02:19 (six months ago)

My fave so far, yes

thinking of you (derogatory) (flamboyant goon tie included), Wednesday, 2 July 2025 03:21 (six months ago)

It's truly beautiful

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 2 July 2025 03:42 (six months ago)

Great, Balls of Fire

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 2 July 2025 03:42 (six months ago)

Motel California

Marcel, Wednesday, 2 July 2025 13:42 (six months ago)

YWCA

Marcel, Wednesday, 2 July 2025 13:52 (six months ago)

Careful with that Body Spray, Eugene

Iza Duffus Hardy (President Keyes), Wednesday, 2 July 2025 14:01 (six months ago)

Donkey Gone To Heaven

Marcel, Wednesday, 2 July 2025 14:06 (six months ago)

Marky Moon

Iza Duffus Hardy (President Keyes), Wednesday, 2 July 2025 14:30 (six months ago)

Enjoy the Sideeye

Iza Duffus Hardy (President Keyes), Wednesday, 2 July 2025 14:31 (six months ago)

Meet the Gramps

Iza Duffus Hardy (President Keyes), Wednesday, 2 July 2025 14:32 (six months ago)

Space Orderly

Iza Duffus Hardy (President Keyes), Wednesday, 2 July 2025 14:34 (six months ago)

Mimes Playing Tricks on Me

Iza Duffus Hardy (President Keyes), Wednesday, 2 July 2025 14:35 (six months ago)

Merry Christmas, Joey Lawrence

Iza Duffus Hardy (President Keyes), Wednesday, 2 July 2025 14:43 (six months ago)

I’m Waiting For The Van

Marcel, Wednesday, 2 July 2025 14:51 (six months ago)

(I'm Always Touched By Led Zeppelin's) Presence, Dear

Hideous Lump, Wednesday, 2 July 2025 17:50 (six months ago)

Butterfly With Butterfly Wings

peace, man, Wednesday, 2 July 2025 17:55 (six months ago)

Lady Day and John McCain

Iza Duffus Hardy (President Keyes), Wednesday, 2 July 2025 18:01 (six months ago)

The Homepage of Rolling Stone

Iza Duffus Hardy (President Keyes), Wednesday, 2 July 2025 18:07 (six months ago)

Crying, Loving, Laughing, LARPing

Iza Duffus Hardy (President Keyes), Wednesday, 2 July 2025 18:07 (six months ago)

Crab, Clam, Cockle, Craisin

thinking of you (derogatory) (flamboyant goon tie included), Wednesday, 2 July 2025 18:08 (six months ago)

Love my do

Mark G, Wednesday, 2 July 2025 21:44 (six months ago)

Stone in Glove

kornrulez6969, Wednesday, 2 July 2025 22:53 (six months ago)

Tutti Verduri
Good Gracious, Miss Molly
Long Lanky Sally

Marcel, Thursday, 3 July 2025 10:03 (six months ago)

Born To Be Mild

Marcel, Thursday, 3 July 2025 10:17 (six months ago)

Down in the Tube Station at Midday

Gavin, Leeds, Thursday, 3 July 2025 13:09 (six months ago)

Bath Bomb in Wardour Street

kornrulez6969, Thursday, 3 July 2025 13:49 (six months ago)

Steve Aoki Is Playing at My House

peace, man, Thursday, 3 July 2025 15:17 (six months ago)

Losing My Hedge

kornrulez6969, Thursday, 3 July 2025 15:22 (six months ago)

New York, I Love You But You're Electing Socialists

Iza Duffus Hardy (President Keyes), Thursday, 3 July 2025 15:27 (six months ago)

All My Friends DVDs

cryptosicko, Thursday, 3 July 2025 17:02 (six months ago)

SpottingWaldoDopalicious

Iza Duffus Hardy (President Keyes), Thursday, 3 July 2025 17:06 (six months ago)

One of my fave memes of the last decade is Rihanna “Do You Happen To Have That Money I Loaned You”

thinking of you (derogatory) (flamboyant goon tie included), Thursday, 3 July 2025 17:17 (six months ago)

Something's Gonna Stop Us Now

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 3 July 2025 21:08 (six months ago)

Wish You Were Clear

Marcel, Friday, 4 July 2025 13:07 (six months ago)

Almost Cut My Share

Marcel, Friday, 4 July 2025 13:33 (six months ago)

Thank You For Being An Acquaintance

thinking of you (derogatory) (flamboyant goon tie included), Friday, 4 July 2025 14:05 (six months ago)

its hip to be trapezoid

johnny crunch, Friday, 4 July 2025 15:30 (six months ago)

He Ain’t My Brother, He’s Heavy.

Marcel, Friday, 4 July 2025 16:23 (six months ago)

Cortez The Miller

Marcel, Friday, 4 July 2025 16:25 (six months ago)

I Can Go For That (Can Do, Surely)

Marcel, Friday, 4 July 2025 16:28 (six months ago)

Private-Ize

Iza Duffus Hardy (President Keyes), Friday, 4 July 2025 19:08 (six months ago)

I Can See Four Tiles

Gavin, Leeds, Friday, 4 July 2025 19:51 (six months ago)

Can’t Get You Out Of My Shed.

Marcel, Saturday, 5 July 2025 06:37 (six months ago)

Ha!

m0stly clean (Slowsquatch), Saturday, 5 July 2025 07:30 (six months ago)

Now I Wanna Sniff Some Poo.

Marcel, Saturday, 5 July 2025 09:27 (six months ago)

I Wanna Be Berated.
Sheena Is A Yacht Rocker.

Marcel, Saturday, 5 July 2025 09:31 (six months ago)

The Psychedelic Warlords (Disappear in Stoke)

Gavin, Leeds, Saturday, 5 July 2025 10:30 (six months ago)

Stella Was A Diver And She Would Always Drown.

Marcel, Saturday, 5 July 2025 10:49 (six months ago)

The inevitable sequel:

Slightly ruin a song lyric

Ned Raggett, Saturday, 5 July 2025 16:44 (six months ago)

I Can’t Help Falling in Love with Mtn Dew

Primrose Cash Po (bendy), Saturday, 5 July 2025 17:17 (six months ago)

two weeks pass...

Brothers in Urns

Hideous Lump, Wednesday, 23 July 2025 19:49 (six months ago)

Sun Tans of Sting

henry s, Wednesday, 23 July 2025 20:05 (six months ago)

Money For Nathan

Iza Duffus Hardy (President Keyes), Wednesday, 23 July 2025 20:23 (six months ago)

Money for Nothung

Black Sabaoth (Boring, Maryland), Wednesday, 23 July 2025 20:23 (six months ago)

Gooberdammerung

Black Sabaoth (Boring, Maryland), Wednesday, 23 July 2025 20:24 (six months ago)

I've Got You Stuck To My Skin

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 23 July 2025 20:35 (six months ago)

Sabbath Yummy Sabbath

kornrulez6969, Wednesday, 23 July 2025 20:56 (six months ago)

Superbot

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 23 July 2025 20:58 (six months ago)

Sweet Beef

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 23 July 2025 20:59 (six months ago)

Never Say Diet

henry s, Wednesday, 23 July 2025 20:59 (six months ago)

Symptom of the Fediverse

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 23 July 2025 21:03 (six months ago)

An Adobe Acrobat

henry s, Wednesday, 23 July 2025 21:18 (six months ago)

Children of the Flav

kornrulez6969, Wednesday, 23 July 2025 22:04 (six months ago)

iron bloke

gestures broadly at...everything (voodoo chili), Wednesday, 23 July 2025 22:06 (six months ago)

Dedicated Follower of Fascism

Nasty, Brutish & Short, Wednesday, 23 July 2025 22:14 (six months ago)

Stop Your Gobbing

kornrulez6969, Friday, 25 July 2025 01:07 (six months ago)

Prayer In C++

you gotta roll with the pączki to get to what's real (snoball), Monday, 28 July 2025 17:03 (six months ago)

two weeks pass...

That Don't Impress The Dutch

ledge, Thursday, 14 August 2025 11:16 (five months ago)

Man! I Feel Like a Wonton!

peace, man, Thursday, 14 August 2025 11:20 (five months ago)

I'm the Pablum

New Jack Cutie (President Keyes), Thursday, 14 August 2025 14:07 (five months ago)

two months pass...

Bela Lugosi's Dick

henry s, Tuesday, 4 November 2025 01:58 (two months ago)

Born in the United States of America

My homies buttthole surfers' record sounds like a f (Western® with Bacon Flavor), Tuesday, 4 November 2025 13:15 (two months ago)

or

Born in the US of A

My homies buttthole surfers' record sounds like a f (Western® with Bacon Flavor), Tuesday, 4 November 2025 13:15 (two months ago)

Kick out the yams

Mule, Tuesday, 4 November 2025 14:14 (two months ago)

I'm Waiting For My Bro

kornrulez6969, Tuesday, 4 November 2025 16:35 (two months ago)

Easy To Explain

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 4 November 2025 17:20 (two months ago)

Paperback Editor

peace, man, Tuesday, 4 November 2025 18:33 (two months ago)

Pinball N00b

kornrulez6969, Tuesday, 4 November 2025 19:12 (two months ago)

Brunch's Ready

kornrulez6969, Tuesday, 4 November 2025 19:13 (two months ago)

Birbland

trm (tombotomod), Tuesday, 4 November 2025 19:15 (two months ago)

867-53somethingsomething

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 4 November 2025 19:17 (two months ago)

jumble love

massaman gai (front tea for two), Tuesday, 4 November 2025 19:20 (two months ago)

champignon supernova

massaman gai (front tea for two), Tuesday, 4 November 2025 19:29 (two months ago)

Tum Tum Feeling/Slap Your Mammy

My homies buttthole surfers' record sounds like a f (Western® with Bacon Flavor), Tuesday, 4 November 2025 20:48 (two months ago)

Feeling Gravity's Dull

kornrulez6969, Tuesday, 4 November 2025 22:40 (two months ago)

I Want You To Punt Me

peace, man, Wednesday, 5 November 2025 12:07 (two months ago)

Mamdani Weer All Crazee Now

(oops, think that's an improvement)

henry s, Wednesday, 5 November 2025 13:14 (two months ago)

Right Here, Later

you can see me from westbury white horse, Wednesday, 5 November 2025 13:22 (two months ago)

animal (duck like a beast)

massaman gai (front tea for two), Friday, 7 November 2025 07:34 (two months ago)

pour some salt on me

massaman gai (front tea for two), Friday, 7 November 2025 07:35 (two months ago)

Such Great Tights

Mule, Friday, 7 November 2025 11:14 (two months ago)

Unfat Bop

peace, man, Friday, 7 November 2025 11:47 (two months ago)

Where It Is At

My homies buttthole surfers' record sounds like a f (Western® with Bacon Flavor), Friday, 7 November 2025 14:53 (two months ago)

Mom Violence

A floating crown, but an extremely small one (President Keyes), Friday, 7 November 2025 16:20 (two months ago)

Can't Dance the Hustle

A floating crown, but an extremely small one (President Keyes), Friday, 7 November 2025 16:21 (two months ago)

The Story of O.J. (Cuomo Remix)

A floating crown, but an extremely small one (President Keyes), Friday, 7 November 2025 16:22 (two months ago)

I Want You to Flog Me

Edward Albee Sure (Neanderthal), Friday, 7 November 2025 16:40 (two months ago)

Big Robotaxi

peace, man, Friday, 7 November 2025 17:07 (two months ago)


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