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Thus:

"There Is a Light That Sometimes Goes Out."

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 28 May 2025 18:06 (five months ago)

"Please, Please, Please, Let Me Guess What I Want"

sleeve, Wednesday, 28 May 2025 18:09 (five months ago)

All You Need Is Love, Food, Water, Shelter and Probably a Place to Shit

five six seven, eight nine ten, begin (map), Wednesday, 28 May 2025 18:22 (five months ago)

The similar Bluesky thread I started has gone agreeably insane. (As has the FB one.)

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 28 May 2025 19:03 (five months ago)

I Want to Hold a Hand

maf you one two (maffew12), Wednesday, 28 May 2025 19:18 (five months ago)

Walking On The Floor

trm (tombotomod), Wednesday, 28 May 2025 19:21 (five months ago)

Stairway to Upstairs

maf you one two (maffew12), Wednesday, 28 May 2025 19:37 (five months ago)

My contribution from Bluesky:

I Kinda Wanna Go Down To The Basement

Instead of create and send out, it pull back and consume (unperson), Wednesday, 28 May 2025 19:40 (five months ago)

Panera in Detroit

henry s, Wednesday, 28 May 2025 20:11 (five months ago)

Smoke on the Weber

henry s, Wednesday, 28 May 2025 20:13 (five months ago)

I'm an Individual Woman

also like Tayler swift as she can relate to my cat (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 28 May 2025 20:19 (five months ago)

Bela Lugosi's Not Feeling Too Great

feed me with your chips (zchyrs), Wednesday, 28 May 2025 20:19 (five months ago)

MJ Edition

Don’t Beat It
Wanna Be Stoppin’ Somethin’
Good

dinnerboat, Wednesday, 28 May 2025 20:25 (five months ago)

holiday in colombia

gestures broadly at...everything (voodoo chili), Wednesday, 28 May 2025 20:26 (five months ago)

Would It Be Nice?

Maresn3st, Wednesday, 28 May 2025 20:26 (five months ago)

monarchy in the u.k.

gestures broadly at...everything (voodoo chili), Wednesday, 28 May 2025 20:26 (five months ago)

Friends Aren't Electric

Maresn3st, Wednesday, 28 May 2025 20:29 (five months ago)

the dumpty dance

gestures broadly at...everything (voodoo chili), Wednesday, 28 May 2025 20:33 (five months ago)

given the way things are, there is a strong chance that ilx will outlast 'sky.
so, the sake of posterity and should this thread get revived and i forget what i posted,
i added these to the 'sky thread :
'controllable urge'
'i am the insurrection'

mark e, Wednesday, 28 May 2025 20:37 (five months ago)

"Waiting For The End Of The Day"
"It's The End Of The Day As We Know It"

sleeve, Wednesday, 28 May 2025 20:51 (five months ago)

"Gimme Succour"

sleeve, Wednesday, 28 May 2025 20:51 (five months ago)

"another latch in the gate"

"Don't ask me, I just work here." (Austin), Wednesday, 28 May 2025 21:03 (five months ago)

Well, there goes my lunch hour..., Girl Group edition

Line Dancing in the Streets

He Was Really Mumblin’ Something

Sunshine, Circus Peanuts, and Rainbows

One Not-Half-Bad Day

You Can’t Hurry Lunch

Will You Love Me 3 Minutes from Now

You Beat Me to the Fruit Punch

Be My Adult Baby

Leader of the Clique

Give Him a Great Big Hickey

Noodle in a Haystack

Why Do Lovers Break Each Other’s Balls

Hesitate! In the Name of Love

Wait ‘Til My Bubbe Gets Home

Back in My DMs Again

Da Doo Jeff Jeff

Put a Little Love in Your Arse

My Glass Is Empty Without You

You Don’t Pwn Me

Dedicated to the One I Tolerate

(Love Is Like a) Cold Snap

Stepmama Said

The Kind of Boy You Can’t Forgive

The Lack-o-Motion

Don’t Say Nothin’ Bad (About My Fetus)

It’s My Republican Party

Don’t Seep in the Subway

Nobody Knows What’s Goin’ On (in My Mind But Freud)

Christmas (Baby Please Buzz Off)

The Whoop Whoop Song (There It Is in His Kiss)

Please Mr. Postmodern

Love Is Like an A-Fib in My Heart

He’s Sure the Boy I Loathe

(Today I Met) The Boy I’m Gonna Stalk

My Boyfriend’s Sac

Too Many Fish in the Soup

Hideous Lump, Wednesday, 28 May 2025 21:21 (five months ago)

What Was It You Wanted (From the Store)?

You're supposed to go to Heaven, ideally not Las Vegas (bernard snowy), Wednesday, 28 May 2025 21:26 (five months ago)

Only Ja Rule Would Say That

You're supposed to go to Heaven, ideally not Las Vegas (bernard snowy), Wednesday, 28 May 2025 21:33 (five months ago)

this thread is the counterpart to Make a Song Title More Reasonable

c u (crüt), Wednesday, 28 May 2025 21:39 (five months ago)

No Woman, Cry

Maresn3st, Wednesday, 28 May 2025 21:45 (five months ago)

Don't Stop Till You Get A Cramp

Paul Ponzi, Wednesday, 28 May 2025 21:50 (five months ago)

Where the Streets Have No Sidewalks

Lavator Shemmelpennick, Wednesday, 28 May 2025 21:52 (five months ago)

it's alright ma, i'm only blushing

gestures broadly at...everything (voodoo chili), Wednesday, 28 May 2025 21:57 (five months ago)

How I Could Just Kiss a Man

henry s, Wednesday, 28 May 2025 22:07 (five months ago)

Gold Sounds

feed me with your chips (zchyrs), Wednesday, 28 May 2025 22:28 (five months ago)

Don't. Stop Believing.

feed me with your chips (zchyrs), Wednesday, 28 May 2025 22:31 (five months ago)

Everybody's Got Something To Hide, Especially Me And My Monkey

Maresn3st, Wednesday, 28 May 2025 22:42 (five months ago)

I Ain't Marching Anymore (Until I Get More Comfortable Shoes)

kornrulez6969, Wednesday, 28 May 2025 22:44 (five months ago)

Manic Case of the Mondays

kornrulez6969, Wednesday, 28 May 2025 22:44 (five months ago)

(The Angels Wanna Wear My) Red Crocs

kornrulez6969, Wednesday, 28 May 2025 22:47 (five months ago)

Get Up (I Feel Like Being a) Sex Abacus

kornrulez6969, Wednesday, 28 May 2025 22:49 (five months ago)

Prince songs

I Appreciate You
Why You Wanna Treat Me To Brunch?
When You Were Here
$19.99
Mid-Sized Red Sedan
When Doves Coo
If I Was Your Boyfriend
U Got A Book
Sexy Thirtysomething
The Most Beautiful Girl In The Room

calm potatoes (flamboyant goon tie included), Wednesday, 28 May 2025 23:18 (five months ago)

Going to be cackling over that one for a while.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 28 May 2025 23:26 (five months ago)

The Vitamins Don’t Work

that's not my post, Wednesday, 28 May 2025 23:41 (five months ago)

Jogging Up That Hill (a deal with dog)

that's not my post, Wednesday, 28 May 2025 23:44 (five months ago)

Peculiar Love Triangle

maf you one two (maffew12), Thursday, 29 May 2025 00:47 (five months ago)

Fucking President (People It’s Bad)

henry s, Thursday, 29 May 2025 03:16 (five months ago)

(Get Out, I Feel Like Being A) Sex Machine

Instead of create and send out, it pull back and consume (unperson), Thursday, 29 May 2025 03:45 (five months ago)

Do They Know It's Ramadan?

submission drift (Matt #2), Thursday, 29 May 2025 03:46 (five months ago)

Papa's Got a Brand New Duffel

kornrulez6969, Thursday, 29 May 2025 04:45 (five months ago)

Cortez the Jerk

kornrulez6969, Thursday, 29 May 2025 04:45 (five months ago)

Tubtapping

sleeve, Thursday, 29 May 2025 04:51 (five months ago)

You Do Right

Western® with Bacon Flavor, Thursday, 29 May 2025 05:15 (five months ago)

lol

sleeve, Thursday, 29 May 2025 05:23 (five months ago)

there's a subtle distinction between "make more reasonable" and "slightly ruin", it's kind of like writing My Dick lyrics

sleeve, Thursday, 29 May 2025 05:24 (five months ago)

re: crut's earlier link

sleeve, Thursday, 29 May 2025 05:24 (five months ago)

Wanking on the Moon

assert (matttkkkk), Thursday, 29 May 2025 07:06 (five months ago)

Norwegian Would

assert (matttkkkk), Thursday, 29 May 2025 07:08 (five months ago)

Jumping Jack Flesh

assert (matttkkkk), Thursday, 29 May 2025 07:08 (five months ago)

Like a Beagle

gregus, Thursday, 29 May 2025 10:49 (five months ago)

Vitamin B12

gregus, Thursday, 29 May 2025 10:50 (five months ago)

I Won't Do Anything for Love (e.g. I Won't Do That)

jmm, Thursday, 29 May 2025 11:46 (five months ago)

(Everything I Do) I Do It for the Paycheck

Lavator Shemmelpennick, Thursday, 29 May 2025 11:57 (five months ago)

Cortez the Jerk


Cortez the Canceled

Lavator Shemmelpennick, Thursday, 29 May 2025 12:06 (five months ago)

Seems Like Teen Spirit

jmm, Thursday, 29 May 2025 12:27 (five months ago)

I submit:

Smells Like Febreze

DLC Soundsystem (dog latin), Thursday, 29 May 2025 12:27 (five months ago)

smells like teen sprite

gestures broadly at...everything (voodoo chili), Thursday, 29 May 2025 13:11 (five months ago)

Fell on Brown Days

kornrulez6969, Thursday, 29 May 2025 15:01 (five months ago)

Sweet Home Kalamazoo

Hongro Hongro Hippies (Myonga Vön Bontee), Thursday, 29 May 2025 16:08 (five months ago)

I Want To Dance For Somebody,
or,
I Want To Dance On Somebody,
or,
I Want To Dance On Somebody's Grave

You're supposed to go to Heaven, ideally not Las Vegas (bernard snowy), Thursday, 29 May 2025 16:27 (five months ago)

Stairway to Orlando

kornrulez6969, Thursday, 29 May 2025 16:45 (five months ago)

Achilles' Second-to-Last Stand
The Drizzle Song
Going Near California
The Song Remains Almost The Same
Cashmere
Black Puppy

submission drift (Matt #2), Thursday, 29 May 2025 16:59 (five months ago)

More Prince, with help from Stevie D and Unctious:

Late Cab Driver
Let's Pretend We're Divorced
Let's Go Grazing
Raspberry Carette
I Would Be Inconvenienced 4 U
Chicag 'O' Sun-Times

calm potatoes (flamboyant goon tie included), Thursday, 29 May 2025 17:39 (five months ago)

*that's Raspberry Barette

Also: Erotic Hamlet

calm potatoes (flamboyant goon tie included), Thursday, 29 May 2025 17:40 (five months ago)

Chicag 'O' Sun-Times

LOL

Hideous Lump, Thursday, 29 May 2025 18:22 (five months ago)

Citizen Kunta

kornrulez6969, Thursday, 29 May 2025 18:43 (five months ago)

Chicag 'O' Sun-Times
LOL

My Name Is Reince

calm potatoes (flamboyant goon tie included), Thursday, 29 May 2025 19:52 (five months ago)

A Snog From Under The Floorboards

Maresn3st, Sunday, 1 June 2025 23:08 (five months ago)

^^^another good one

That Pedo Band (Boring, Maryland), Sunday, 1 June 2025 23:37 (five months ago)

Big Music edition:

Sunday Muddy Sunday
In a Big County
The Troll of the Moon
Alive and Licking

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Monday, 2 June 2025 01:24 (five months ago)

So What Do You Want

Western® with Bacon Flavor, Monday, 2 June 2025 01:39 (five months ago)

News of the Wold

Something for the girl with something

Mark G, Monday, 2 June 2025 06:29 (five months ago)

Oh, and of course..

This Town Is Big Enough for Both of us

Mark G, Monday, 2 June 2025 06:31 (five months ago)

He Kissed Me (And It Felt Like a Kiss)

Western® with Bacon Flavor, Monday, 2 June 2025 06:44 (five months ago)

^ awesome

let it not be known that I am not smart (flamboyant goon tie included), Monday, 2 June 2025 14:51 (five months ago)

The Bitterest Caplet (I Ever Had To Swallow)

kornrulez6969, Monday, 2 June 2025 21:16 (five months ago)

The First Cut Is An Incision

let it not be known that I am not smart (flamboyant goon tie included), Tuesday, 3 June 2025 00:28 (five months ago)

You Give Love A Weird Name

brimstead, Tuesday, 3 June 2025 01:39 (five months ago)

I Will Probably Always Love You

brimstead, Tuesday, 3 June 2025 01:40 (five months ago)

For Whom the Bell Rings

doe on a hill (Deflatormouse), Tuesday, 3 June 2025 01:47 (five months ago)

alternately: Who the Bell Tolls For

doe on a hill (Deflatormouse), Tuesday, 3 June 2025 01:47 (five months ago)

Ring Your Bell

maf you one two (maffew12), Tuesday, 3 June 2025 02:03 (five months ago)

Semisweet Symphony

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 3 June 2025 02:47 (five months ago)

No More “God Bless You”s

let it not be known that I am not smart (flamboyant goon tie included), Tuesday, 3 June 2025 03:14 (five months ago)

Pringle Ladies

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Tuesday, 3 June 2025 04:01 (five months ago)

Elderly People

Maresn3st, Tuesday, 3 June 2025 17:04 (five months ago)

Jenny Yamaha DX7

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 3 June 2025 17:32 (five months ago)

Give Me a Shock Treatment

jmm, Tuesday, 3 June 2025 21:08 (five months ago)

You Can Leave Your Crash Helmet On

Mark G, Tuesday, 3 June 2025 21:34 (five months ago)

Everybody's Textin'

henry s, Tuesday, 3 June 2025 23:52 (five months ago)

King Tubby's Meets Rockers at Whole Foods

henry s, Tuesday, 3 June 2025 23:56 (five months ago)

lol

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Wednesday, 4 June 2025 00:07 (five months ago)

One Way or Some Different Way

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Wednesday, 4 June 2025 00:08 (five months ago)

Now I Wanna Sniff Some Cumin

The "W" and Odie Trail (Boring, Maryland), Wednesday, 4 June 2025 00:08 (five months ago)

Yay, Love Comes to Town

jmm, Wednesday, 4 June 2025 00:12 (five months ago)

Clash City Recliners

trm (tombotomod), Wednesday, 4 June 2025 00:17 (five months ago)

Shook Ones Part 2: Shake Harder

Iza Duffus Hardy (President Keyes), Wednesday, 4 June 2025 00:22 (five months ago)

holiday in caledonia
leslie the landlord

massaman gai (front tea for two), Wednesday, 4 June 2025 04:15 (five months ago)

Eru Only Knows

Western® with Bacon Flavor, Wednesday, 4 June 2025 07:37 (five months ago)

That’s probably an actual filksong at a con. Anyway:

Pink Acne Club

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 4 June 2025 12:44 (five months ago)

Booger Ooger Ooger

henry s, Wednesday, 4 June 2025 13:05 (five months ago)

911 is a New Yorker cartoon

massaman gai (front tea for two), Wednesday, 4 June 2025 13:49 (five months ago)

H.O.T.D.O.G.T.O.G.O.

massaman gai (front tea for two), Wednesday, 4 June 2025 13:55 (five months ago)

OK, that's next years huge banger....

Mark G, Wednesday, 4 June 2025 14:26 (five months ago)

dyperballad

massaman gai (front tea for two), Wednesday, 4 June 2025 15:26 (five months ago)

99 Luftballons On The Wall

let it not be known that I am not smart (flamboyant goon tie included), Wednesday, 4 June 2025 17:03 (five months ago)

Mr. Bayside

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 4 June 2025 17:34 (five months ago)

Waltz Of The Pigs

let it not be known that I am not smart (flamboyant goon tie included), Wednesday, 4 June 2025 17:55 (five months ago)

Born That Way

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 4 June 2025 17:56 (five months ago)

our house of fun trousers

massaman gai (front tea for two), Wednesday, 4 June 2025 18:09 (five months ago)

pierrots

massaman gai (front tea for two), Wednesday, 4 June 2025 18:09 (five months ago)

Save A Horse (Ride A Bike)

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 4 June 2025 18:17 (five months ago)

Sorta Alive

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 4 June 2025 18:18 (five months ago)

Bela Lugosi's Dad

fetter, Wednesday, 4 June 2025 18:45 (five months ago)

sex nom

massaman gai (front tea for two), Wednesday, 4 June 2025 18:51 (five months ago)

Devin Went Down to Georgia

Lavator Shemmelpennick, Wednesday, 4 June 2025 19:11 (five months ago)

What Have I Done to Deserve a Break Today

Iza Duffus Hardy (President Keyes), Wednesday, 4 June 2025 19:25 (five months ago)

This Belongs To You?

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 4 June 2025 19:28 (five months ago)

Let's Spend Some Time Together

henry s, Wednesday, 4 June 2025 19:31 (five months ago)

already ruined by Ed Sullivan

Iza Duffus Hardy (President Keyes), Wednesday, 4 June 2025 19:34 (five months ago)

maybe the first such example?

henry s, Wednesday, 4 June 2025 19:35 (five months ago)

That's When I Realize It's Over

Iza Duffus Hardy (President Keyes), Wednesday, 4 June 2025 19:37 (five months ago)

W.A.P. (What a Beautiful World)

Iza Duffus Hardy (President Keyes), Wednesday, 4 June 2025 19:40 (five months ago)

First Or Last Or Whatever

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 4 June 2025 19:41 (five months ago)

Life in a No-Go Zone

Iza Duffus Hardy (President Keyes), Wednesday, 4 June 2025 19:45 (five months ago)

Rudy Can't Spell

Iza Duffus Hardy (President Keyes), Wednesday, 4 June 2025 19:47 (five months ago)

Palestine Shelter

reggie (qualmsley), Wednesday, 4 June 2025 19:47 (five months ago)

Bake Like You Want It

Maresn3st, Thursday, 12 June 2025 10:35 (five months ago)

Carl, No

let it not be known that I am not smart (flamboyant goon tie included), Thursday, 12 June 2025 10:55 (five months ago)

Meh Vibrations

kornrulez6969, Thursday, 12 June 2025 14:33 (five months ago)

Wouldn't It Be Lit

Iza Duffus Hardy (President Keyes), Thursday, 12 June 2025 14:43 (five months ago)

You Still Tolerated Me

kornrulez6969, Thursday, 12 June 2025 16:00 (five months ago)

Be True to Your Scrum

Iza Duffus Hardy (President Keyes), Thursday, 12 June 2025 16:08 (five months ago)

Let Him Run Laps

kornrulez6969, Thursday, 12 June 2025 16:23 (five months ago)

or

Let Him Run Miles

kornrulez6969, Thursday, 12 June 2025 16:24 (five months ago)

Herpes & Villains

Hideous Lump, Thursday, 12 June 2025 16:28 (five months ago)

Bun, Bun, Bun
When I Grow Up To Be (a Ham)
California Gulls
Barbara Ant
Wouldn't It Be Lice
Gord Only Knows
I Just Wasn't Made For These Limes
Putt Sounds
Wild Bunny
Tail On, Tailor

cryptosicko, Thursday, 12 June 2025 17:04 (five months ago)

Surfin' Sephora
TERFin' U.S.A.
All Summer Long (but its the Kid Rock one)

cryptosicko, Thursday, 12 June 2025 17:09 (five months ago)

lol these are very funny

let it not be known that I am not smart (flamboyant goon tie included), Thursday, 12 June 2025 17:11 (five months ago)

sloop max b

gestures broadly at...everything (voodoo chili), Thursday, 12 June 2025 17:24 (five months ago)

Whelp Me Rhonda

Hideous Lump, Thursday, 12 June 2025 17:24 (five months ago)

Student Deportation Time

Iza Duffus Hardy (President Keyes), Thursday, 12 June 2025 17:29 (five months ago)

Don't put it past Mike L to actually DO that.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 12 June 2025 17:29 (five months ago)

i get a round

massaman gai (front tea for two), Thursday, 12 June 2025 17:29 (five months ago)

Be True to Your Shul

Hideous Lump, Thursday, 12 June 2025 17:32 (five months ago)

The Thongs We Wore Last Summer

Hideous Lump, Thursday, 12 June 2025 17:38 (five months ago)

I Love to Say De Do Do Do De Da Da Da

Hideous Lump, Thursday, 12 June 2025 17:41 (five months ago)

Surf N Turf’s Up

let it not be known that I am not smart (flamboyant goon tie included), Thursday, 12 June 2025 20:43 (five months ago)

As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found himself bugged by his ol' man.

Hideous Lump, Thursday, 12 June 2025 21:50 (five months ago)

Hang On To Your Eggo

kornrulez6969, Friday, 13 June 2025 00:34 (five months ago)

I Love a Man in a Unitard

nerve_pylon, Friday, 13 June 2025 01:37 (five months ago)

Mr. Bluesky

henry s, Friday, 13 June 2025 02:30 (five months ago)

While My Guitar is Like Whatever

kornrulez6969, Friday, 13 June 2025 02:35 (five months ago)

John, I’m Only Danzig

Iza Duffus Hardy (President Keyes), Friday, 13 June 2025 02:48 (five months ago)

Mr Tangerine Man

God only knows what I'd be without me (flamboyant goon tie included), Sunday, 15 June 2025 03:39 (five months ago)

Teach Your Chicken

Iza Duffus Hardy (President Keyes), Sunday, 15 June 2025 04:18 (five months ago)

the wrong and winding load

massaman gai (front tea for two), Sunday, 15 June 2025 13:24 (five months ago)

Glass Shallot

kornrulez6969, Sunday, 15 June 2025 20:23 (five months ago)

Booby Tuesday
Paint It, Zack
19th Nissan Breakdown

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Sunday, 15 June 2025 20:43 (five months ago)

War Fighting Man

henry s, Sunday, 15 June 2025 20:51 (five months ago)

Mick's Emotions

henry s, Sunday, 15 June 2025 20:55 (five months ago)

Day Before Yesterday's Papers

WmC, Sunday, 15 June 2025 21:30 (five months ago)

Hang Flyer

kornrulez6969, Monday, 16 June 2025 01:18 (four months ago)

Tweet Writing Man

Iza Duffus Hardy (President Keyes), Monday, 16 June 2025 01:32 (four months ago)

Parachute Pants Woman

kornrulez6969, Monday, 16 June 2025 04:54 (four months ago)

Little Furry Things

...aka how i thought it was always titled

Western® with Bacon Flavor, Monday, 16 June 2025 06:58 (four months ago)

Don’t Stop Relievin’
Separate Wash
Mindfully
Anywhere You Leave It

Ned Raggett, Monday, 16 June 2025 12:53 (four months ago)

JNCOs (That kid in the quad with devil sticks Got To Use What He Got To Get What He Wants)

The "W" and Odie Trail (Boring, Maryland), Monday, 16 June 2025 13:19 (four months ago)

Foreplay / Awkward Apology

kornrulez6969, Monday, 16 June 2025 14:48 (four months ago)

Da Mystery of Unboxin'

Iza Duffus Hardy (President Keyes), Monday, 16 June 2025 14:52 (four months ago)

Saturday Night's Alright for Cribbage

henry s, Wednesday, 18 June 2025 12:37 (four months ago)

Goodbye Yellow Gall Stone

Iza Duffus Hardy (President Keyes), Wednesday, 18 June 2025 12:39 (four months ago)

The Bitch is Whack

henry s, Wednesday, 18 June 2025 12:46 (four months ago)

Rocket Mensch

henry s, Wednesday, 18 June 2025 12:47 (four months ago)

Stye of the Tiger

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 18 June 2025 13:08 (four months ago)

Hi, Joe

peace, man, Wednesday, 18 June 2025 13:25 (four months ago)

^^^ another great one

The "W" and Odie Trail (Boring, Maryland), Wednesday, 18 June 2025 13:27 (four months ago)

Emotional Graffiti

God only knows what I'd be without me (flamboyant goon tie included), Wednesday, 18 June 2025 15:30 (four months ago)

B.L.T.

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 18 June 2025 15:32 (four months ago)

Thinking To Myself

Mark G, Thursday, 19 June 2025 09:04 (four months ago)

Galway Services

Mark G, Thursday, 19 June 2025 09:05 (four months ago)

The A

OK, I'm done with this series.

Mark G, Thursday, 19 June 2025 09:06 (four months ago)

Cash Radiates Inexhaustible Power Every Second (CRIPES!)

You're supposed to go to Heaven, ideally not Las Vegas (bernard snowy), Thursday, 19 June 2025 11:23 (four months ago)

Senses Holding Down Ten Jobs

You're supposed to go to Heaven, ideally not Las Vegas (bernard snowy), Thursday, 19 June 2025 11:25 (four months ago)

Crabs Resemble Everyone Everywhere Lately (C.R.E.E.L.)

Take This Job, I Mean It

You're supposed to go to Heaven, ideally not Las Vegas (bernard snowy), Thursday, 19 June 2025 11:41 (four months ago)

Halcyon + Off + On + Off

Siegbran, Thursday, 19 June 2025 12:34 (four months ago)

Bilko

henry s, Friday, 27 June 2025 21:28 (four months ago)

I'm Waiting for the Drug Dealer

Western® with Bacon Flavor, Saturday, 28 June 2025 00:47 (four months ago)

Red Wine Super Discount

Ned Raggett, Saturday, 28 June 2025 01:16 (four months ago)

Your Dickie Needs You

Ned Raggett, Saturday, 28 June 2025 01:16 (four months ago)

Hey Jew

Sample Clearance Revival (punning display), Saturday, 28 June 2025 15:10 (four months ago)

Peggin'

you gotta roll with the pączki to get to what's real (snoball), Saturday, 28 June 2025 15:23 (four months ago)

Lazy In Love

thinking of you (derogatory) (flamboyant goon tie included), Saturday, 28 June 2025 16:54 (four months ago)

Da Mystery of Unboxin'

― Iza Duffus Hardy (President Keyes), Monday, June 16, 2025 10:52 AM (one week ago) bookmarkflaglink

My favourite so far.

jmm, Saturday, 28 June 2025 16:57 (four months ago)

Ace Of Clubs

Marcel, Monday, 30 June 2025 06:13 (four months ago)

It’s Only Classic Rock (But I Like It)

Marcel, Monday, 30 June 2025 06:14 (four months ago)

Nights In White Polycotton

Marcel, Monday, 30 June 2025 06:45 (four months ago)

Garnet Tuesday

m0stly clean (Slowsquatch), Monday, 30 June 2025 08:33 (four months ago)

A Paler Shade of White

Lavator Shemmelpennick, Monday, 30 June 2025 11:00 (four months ago)

Misspent Years.
Loneliness Of The Long Distance Jogger.
2 Minutes To Midday.
Die With Your Footwear On.

Marcel, Monday, 30 June 2025 19:07 (four months ago)

i just saw that there's a song on stephen stills' first album called "we are not helpless"

brimstead, Tuesday, 1 July 2025 03:17 (four months ago)

My My, Hey Ho

Mark G, Tuesday, 1 July 2025 15:16 (four months ago)

Born To Jog

thinking of you (derogatory) (flamboyant goon tie included), Tuesday, 1 July 2025 15:46 (four months ago)

Corporeal Girl

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 1 July 2025 15:49 (four months ago)

Sandgirl in the Cow

kornrulez6969, Tuesday, 1 July 2025 16:41 (four months ago)

I Saw Her Standing Their

thinking of you (derogatory) (flamboyant goon tie included), Tuesday, 1 July 2025 16:49 (four months ago)

I got you (i feel well)

doe on a hill (Deflatormouse), Tuesday, 1 July 2025 23:45 (four months ago)

btw 'Hi, Joe’ absolutely destroyed me ty for that

doe on a hill (Deflatormouse), Wednesday, 2 July 2025 02:19 (four months ago)

My fave so far, yes

thinking of you (derogatory) (flamboyant goon tie included), Wednesday, 2 July 2025 03:21 (four months ago)

It's truly beautiful

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 2 July 2025 03:42 (four months ago)

Great, Balls of Fire

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 2 July 2025 03:42 (four months ago)

Motel California

Marcel, Wednesday, 2 July 2025 13:42 (four months ago)

YWCA

Marcel, Wednesday, 2 July 2025 13:52 (four months ago)

Careful with that Body Spray, Eugene

Iza Duffus Hardy (President Keyes), Wednesday, 2 July 2025 14:01 (four months ago)

Donkey Gone To Heaven

Marcel, Wednesday, 2 July 2025 14:06 (four months ago)

Marky Moon

Iza Duffus Hardy (President Keyes), Wednesday, 2 July 2025 14:30 (four months ago)

Enjoy the Sideeye

Iza Duffus Hardy (President Keyes), Wednesday, 2 July 2025 14:31 (four months ago)

Meet the Gramps

Iza Duffus Hardy (President Keyes), Wednesday, 2 July 2025 14:32 (four months ago)

Space Orderly

Iza Duffus Hardy (President Keyes), Wednesday, 2 July 2025 14:34 (four months ago)

Mimes Playing Tricks on Me

Iza Duffus Hardy (President Keyes), Wednesday, 2 July 2025 14:35 (four months ago)

Merry Christmas, Joey Lawrence

Iza Duffus Hardy (President Keyes), Wednesday, 2 July 2025 14:43 (four months ago)

I’m Waiting For The Van

Marcel, Wednesday, 2 July 2025 14:51 (four months ago)

(I'm Always Touched By Led Zeppelin's) Presence, Dear

Hideous Lump, Wednesday, 2 July 2025 17:50 (four months ago)

Butterfly With Butterfly Wings

peace, man, Wednesday, 2 July 2025 17:55 (four months ago)

Lady Day and John McCain

Iza Duffus Hardy (President Keyes), Wednesday, 2 July 2025 18:01 (four months ago)

The Homepage of Rolling Stone

Iza Duffus Hardy (President Keyes), Wednesday, 2 July 2025 18:07 (four months ago)

Crying, Loving, Laughing, LARPing

Iza Duffus Hardy (President Keyes), Wednesday, 2 July 2025 18:07 (four months ago)

Crab, Clam, Cockle, Craisin

thinking of you (derogatory) (flamboyant goon tie included), Wednesday, 2 July 2025 18:08 (four months ago)

Love my do

Mark G, Wednesday, 2 July 2025 21:44 (four months ago)

Stone in Glove

kornrulez6969, Wednesday, 2 July 2025 22:53 (four months ago)

Tutti Verduri
Good Gracious, Miss Molly
Long Lanky Sally

Marcel, Thursday, 3 July 2025 10:03 (four months ago)

Born To Be Mild

Marcel, Thursday, 3 July 2025 10:17 (four months ago)

Down in the Tube Station at Midday

Gavin, Leeds, Thursday, 3 July 2025 13:09 (four months ago)

Bath Bomb in Wardour Street

kornrulez6969, Thursday, 3 July 2025 13:49 (four months ago)

Steve Aoki Is Playing at My House

peace, man, Thursday, 3 July 2025 15:17 (four months ago)

Losing My Hedge

kornrulez6969, Thursday, 3 July 2025 15:22 (four months ago)

New York, I Love You But You're Electing Socialists

Iza Duffus Hardy (President Keyes), Thursday, 3 July 2025 15:27 (four months ago)

All My Friends DVDs

cryptosicko, Thursday, 3 July 2025 17:02 (four months ago)

SpottingWaldoDopalicious

Iza Duffus Hardy (President Keyes), Thursday, 3 July 2025 17:06 (four months ago)

One of my fave memes of the last decade is Rihanna “Do You Happen To Have That Money I Loaned You”

thinking of you (derogatory) (flamboyant goon tie included), Thursday, 3 July 2025 17:17 (four months ago)

Something's Gonna Stop Us Now

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 3 July 2025 21:08 (four months ago)

Wish You Were Clear

Marcel, Friday, 4 July 2025 13:07 (four months ago)

Almost Cut My Share

Marcel, Friday, 4 July 2025 13:33 (four months ago)

Thank You For Being An Acquaintance

thinking of you (derogatory) (flamboyant goon tie included), Friday, 4 July 2025 14:05 (four months ago)

its hip to be trapezoid

johnny crunch, Friday, 4 July 2025 15:30 (four months ago)

He Ain’t My Brother, He’s Heavy.

Marcel, Friday, 4 July 2025 16:23 (four months ago)

Cortez The Miller

Marcel, Friday, 4 July 2025 16:25 (four months ago)

I Can Go For That (Can Do, Surely)

Marcel, Friday, 4 July 2025 16:28 (four months ago)

Private-Ize

Iza Duffus Hardy (President Keyes), Friday, 4 July 2025 19:08 (four months ago)

I Can See Four Tiles

Gavin, Leeds, Friday, 4 July 2025 19:51 (four months ago)

Can’t Get You Out Of My Shed.

Marcel, Saturday, 5 July 2025 06:37 (four months ago)

Ha!

m0stly clean (Slowsquatch), Saturday, 5 July 2025 07:30 (four months ago)

Now I Wanna Sniff Some Poo.

Marcel, Saturday, 5 July 2025 09:27 (four months ago)

I Wanna Be Berated.
Sheena Is A Yacht Rocker.

Marcel, Saturday, 5 July 2025 09:31 (four months ago)

The Psychedelic Warlords (Disappear in Stoke)

Gavin, Leeds, Saturday, 5 July 2025 10:30 (four months ago)

Stella Was A Diver And She Would Always Drown.

Marcel, Saturday, 5 July 2025 10:49 (four months ago)

The inevitable sequel:

Slightly ruin a song lyric

Ned Raggett, Saturday, 5 July 2025 16:44 (four months ago)

I Can’t Help Falling in Love with Mtn Dew

Primrose Cash Po (bendy), Saturday, 5 July 2025 17:17 (four months ago)

two weeks pass...

Brothers in Urns

Hideous Lump, Wednesday, 23 July 2025 19:49 (three months ago)

Sun Tans of Sting

henry s, Wednesday, 23 July 2025 20:05 (three months ago)

Money For Nathan

Iza Duffus Hardy (President Keyes), Wednesday, 23 July 2025 20:23 (three months ago)

Money for Nothung

Black Sabaoth (Boring, Maryland), Wednesday, 23 July 2025 20:23 (three months ago)

Gooberdammerung

Black Sabaoth (Boring, Maryland), Wednesday, 23 July 2025 20:24 (three months ago)

I've Got You Stuck To My Skin

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 23 July 2025 20:35 (three months ago)

Sabbath Yummy Sabbath

kornrulez6969, Wednesday, 23 July 2025 20:56 (three months ago)

Superbot

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 23 July 2025 20:58 (three months ago)

Sweet Beef

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 23 July 2025 20:59 (three months ago)

Never Say Diet

henry s, Wednesday, 23 July 2025 20:59 (three months ago)

Symptom of the Fediverse

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 23 July 2025 21:03 (three months ago)

An Adobe Acrobat

henry s, Wednesday, 23 July 2025 21:18 (three months ago)

Children of the Flav

kornrulez6969, Wednesday, 23 July 2025 22:04 (three months ago)

iron bloke

gestures broadly at...everything (voodoo chili), Wednesday, 23 July 2025 22:06 (three months ago)

Dedicated Follower of Fascism

Nasty, Brutish & Short, Wednesday, 23 July 2025 22:14 (three months ago)

Stop Your Gobbing

kornrulez6969, Friday, 25 July 2025 01:07 (three months ago)

Prayer In C++

you gotta roll with the pączki to get to what's real (snoball), Monday, 28 July 2025 17:03 (three months ago)

two weeks pass...

That Don't Impress The Dutch

ledge, Thursday, 14 August 2025 11:16 (three months ago)

Man! I Feel Like a Wonton!

peace, man, Thursday, 14 August 2025 11:20 (three months ago)

I'm the Pablum

New Jack Cutie (President Keyes), Thursday, 14 August 2025 14:07 (three months ago)

two months pass...

Bela Lugosi's Dick

henry s, Tuesday, 4 November 2025 01:58 (one week ago)

Born in the United States of America

My homies buttthole surfers' record sounds like a f (Western® with Bacon Flavor), Tuesday, 4 November 2025 13:15 (one week ago)

or

Born in the US of A

My homies buttthole surfers' record sounds like a f (Western® with Bacon Flavor), Tuesday, 4 November 2025 13:15 (one week ago)

Kick out the yams

Mule, Tuesday, 4 November 2025 14:14 (one week ago)

I'm Waiting For My Bro

kornrulez6969, Tuesday, 4 November 2025 16:35 (one week ago)

Easy To Explain

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 4 November 2025 17:20 (one week ago)

Paperback Editor

peace, man, Tuesday, 4 November 2025 18:33 (one week ago)

Pinball N00b

kornrulez6969, Tuesday, 4 November 2025 19:12 (one week ago)

Brunch's Ready

kornrulez6969, Tuesday, 4 November 2025 19:13 (one week ago)

Birbland

trm (tombotomod), Tuesday, 4 November 2025 19:15 (one week ago)

867-53somethingsomething

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 4 November 2025 19:17 (one week ago)

jumble love

massaman gai (front tea for two), Tuesday, 4 November 2025 19:20 (one week ago)

champignon supernova

massaman gai (front tea for two), Tuesday, 4 November 2025 19:29 (one week ago)

Tum Tum Feeling/Slap Your Mammy

My homies buttthole surfers' record sounds like a f (Western® with Bacon Flavor), Tuesday, 4 November 2025 20:48 (one week ago)

Feeling Gravity's Dull

kornrulez6969, Tuesday, 4 November 2025 22:40 (one week ago)

I Want You To Punt Me

peace, man, Wednesday, 5 November 2025 12:07 (one week ago)

Mamdani Weer All Crazee Now

(oops, think that's an improvement)

henry s, Wednesday, 5 November 2025 13:14 (one week ago)

Right Here, Later

you can see me from westbury white horse, Wednesday, 5 November 2025 13:22 (one week ago)

animal (duck like a beast)

massaman gai (front tea for two), Friday, 7 November 2025 07:34 (one week ago)

pour some salt on me

massaman gai (front tea for two), Friday, 7 November 2025 07:35 (one week ago)

Such Great Tights

Mule, Friday, 7 November 2025 11:14 (one week ago)

Unfat Bop

peace, man, Friday, 7 November 2025 11:47 (one week ago)

Where It Is At

My homies buttthole surfers' record sounds like a f (Western® with Bacon Flavor), Friday, 7 November 2025 14:53 (one week ago)

Mom Violence

A floating crown, but an extremely small one (President Keyes), Friday, 7 November 2025 16:20 (one week ago)

Can't Dance the Hustle

A floating crown, but an extremely small one (President Keyes), Friday, 7 November 2025 16:21 (one week ago)

The Story of O.J. (Cuomo Remix)

A floating crown, but an extremely small one (President Keyes), Friday, 7 November 2025 16:22 (one week ago)

I Want You to Flog Me

Edward Albee Sure (Neanderthal), Friday, 7 November 2025 16:40 (one week ago)

Big Robotaxi

peace, man, Friday, 7 November 2025 17:07 (one week ago)


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