What is the correct way to count the beat on Ludacris' "Roll Out"?

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obviously option 3 IMO

ok (D-40), Tuesday, 29 July 2025 18:28 (four months ago)

god i forgot how much i love this song

budo jeru, Tuesday, 29 July 2025 18:30 (four months ago)

NO, option #3 is def wrong (even though I used to hear it that way and had to fight to re-train my ear).

Posted about it here:
how much does the beat for kano's remember me sound like ludacris' roll out?

I've always known it was option #1/2 because of the backbeat and where the sections start, but my ear constantly wants to flip it to #3 because the first note of the horn riff sounds like a pickup. Which makes sense, because it's a salsa sample displaced to start on the downbeat -

Jordan s/t (Jordan), Tuesday, 29 July 2025 18:31 (four months ago)

i didn't realize ppl had trouble counting it

budo jeru, Tuesday, 29 July 2025 18:32 (four months ago)

Anyway here's the definitive smoking gun, live version with count-off and everything:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E6v4qkYpb8Q

Jordan s/t (Jordan), Tuesday, 29 July 2025 18:32 (four months ago)

opt 3 just seems like an engagement troll. opt 2 is just double time of opt 1. so i don't see (or hear) any controversy here. all you have to do is listen to the snare, which reliably marks 2 and 4

budo jeru, Tuesday, 29 July 2025 18:36 (four months ago)

lmao 1 and 2 are functionally the same, it’s just a question of how much you want to subdivide

3 is wrong

my favorite herbs are fennel and Drake (DJP), Tuesday, 29 July 2025 18:39 (four months ago)

because the feel of the song dictates the count not where the snare is located. there are dozens of timbaland songs with the snare on the two

ok (D-40), Tuesday, 29 July 2025 18:41 (four months ago)

"I used to hear it that way and had to fight to re-train my ear"

have you considered that the feel of the song is what determines the rhythm & not where they decided to put the drums ... if you dance to a song as if the 1 is in one spot that's where the one is

ok (D-40), Tuesday, 29 July 2025 18:42 (four months ago)

i didn't say the snare dictates what the count is, in this song or any other song. i just said that if for some weird reason you're confused about how to count this song, you can listen to the snare in this instance

budo jeru, Tuesday, 29 July 2025 18:45 (four months ago)

it seems liek the controversy suggests people disagree about how to count the song, not that i'm 'confused' about how to count the song

ok (D-40), Tuesday, 29 July 2025 18:52 (four months ago)

lots of people on the internet are confused by very basic things tbf. and framing something as a "controversy" when there isn't one is Getting Clicks 101

budo jeru, Tuesday, 29 July 2025 18:57 (four months ago)

i have never heard that there was any such controversy over this song. when he says what in the world is in that case, "world" is on the downbeat.

i used to have this issue with "linus & lucy" as a kid - i thought the beginning of the main phrase was on the downbeat, when it's actually an eighth note before the downbeat.

c u (crüt), Tuesday, 29 July 2025 19:00 (four months ago)

I’ve always heard it as 2

moist corn kernels emerging fully intact in your diarrhea (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 29 July 2025 19:03 (four months ago)

the sample convinced me that it’s actually option 1, but i think ludacris hears option 3, and messes with the bar line to have the emphasis on the 1 of option 3, which throws it all off-kilter

― gestures broadly at...everything (voodoo chili), Monday, July 14, 2025 1:34 PM (two weeks ago) bookmarkflaglink

This quote from Jordan's link kind of gets at the issue to me -- If ludacris is peforming the song as if it's option 3, surely there's a case the song itself (ludacris' contribution being a part of it) is in fact option 3

ok (D-40), Tuesday, 29 July 2025 19:13 (four months ago)

he def hits the word GLOCK as if its the one

ok (D-40), Tuesday, 29 July 2025 19:14 (four months ago)

and ONE
twin GLOCK

ok (D-40), Tuesday, 29 July 2025 19:15 (four months ago)

so you think Ludacris hears "what in the world is IN that case" as the downbeat???

c u (crüt), Tuesday, 29 July 2025 19:22 (four months ago)

I mostly hear it as 2 but it’s one of the (many) great aspects of this track that 3 also works easily

(I’m not sure I could tolerate someone persistently dancing to it at the tempo of 1)

Tim F, Tuesday, 29 July 2025 19:27 (four months ago)

I mostly hear it as 2 but it’s one of the (many) great aspects of this track that 3 also works easily

(I’m not sure I could tolerate someone persistently dancing to it at the tempo of 1)

Tim F, Tuesday, 29 July 2025 19:27 (four months ago)

i can sort of understand someone hearing the chorus melody in isolation and thinking it's option 3 — "twin" is the fifth, "glock" is the tonic

c u (crüt), Tuesday, 29 July 2025 19:28 (four months ago)

yes the way the chords are laid on the beat strongly suggests #3 interpretation

im not crazy for thinking this, if you go in the thread for every questlove insisting its 1/2 theres ppl like anderson paak and sango saying they hear it as 3

ok (D-40), Tuesday, 29 July 2025 19:43 (four months ago)

the song literally starts on the downbeat. idgi.

brimstead, Tuesday, 29 July 2025 19:44 (four months ago)

is this about how the vocals ride over the beat? or syncopation?

brimstead, Tuesday, 29 July 2025 19:44 (four months ago)

does the missing bass drum confuse people? sorry for 3x post

brimstead, Tuesday, 29 July 2025 19:45 (four months ago)

look, i am not surprised to hear that anderson paak can't find the downbeat

c u (crüt), Tuesday, 29 July 2025 19:49 (four months ago)

(I’m not sure I could tolerate someone persistently dancing to it at the tempo of 1)

― Tim F, Tuesday, July 29, 2025 2:27 PM (eighteen minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

option 1 hearers would interpret it as a halftime feel and would likely dance to the 8th notes (aka #2's quarter notes), so the tempo would seem the same

gestures broadly at...everything (voodoo chili), Tuesday, 29 July 2025 19:50 (four months ago)

the sample convinced me that it’s actually option 1, but i think ludacris hears option 3, and messes with the bar line to have the emphasis on the 1 of option 3, which throws it all off-kilter

― gestures broadly at...everything (voodoo chili), Monday, July 14, 2025 1:34 PM (two weeks ago) bookmarkflaglink

This quote from Jordan's link kind of gets at the issue to me -- If ludacris is peforming the song as if it's option 3, surely there's a case the song itself (ludacris' contribution being a part of it) is in fact option 3

― ok (D-40), Tuesday, July 29, 2025 2:13 PM (thirty-nine minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

ya i think anyone who definitively says that it is one or the other is being unnecessarily rigid. like questlove said that he wouldn't want to play in a band with anyone who heard option 3...in that case, you would need to find a new rapper for the song lol

gestures broadly at...everything (voodoo chili), Tuesday, 29 July 2025 19:54 (four months ago)

why would he need to find a new rapper?

budo jeru, Tuesday, 29 July 2025 19:57 (four months ago)

again:

so you think Ludacris hears "what in the world is IN that case" as the downbeat???

― c u (crüt)

this lyric makes it pretty clear how ludacris hears the beat

c u (crüt), Tuesday, 29 July 2025 19:57 (four months ago)

yeah i have to agree

budo jeru, Tuesday, 29 July 2025 19:58 (four months ago)

if he hears #3, his flow just makes a lot more sense imo. like it would make more conventional sense for the “roll out” to hit on the 3 and 4 than it would for it to hit on the 4 and 1, and for luda’s emphasis to hit on 1 instead of the 4-and

gestures broadly at...everything (voodoo chili), Tuesday, 29 July 2025 19:59 (four months ago)

i disagree, i think it makes way more sense that he’s creating these interesting syncopations rather than performing mental gymnastics to make those syncopations seem more “natural” or something

budo jeru, Tuesday, 29 July 2025 20:03 (four months ago)

it's not mental gymnastics, it is more natural

gestures broadly at...everything (voodoo chili), Tuesday, 29 July 2025 20:04 (four months ago)

Yeah it’s the placement of the “roll out” vocal sample which is most strongly supportive of #3 I think

Tim F, Tuesday, 29 July 2025 20:05 (four months ago)

It’s cool that the song ostensibly works both ways because usually when you mishear the downbeat the song sounds insane

moist corn kernels emerging fully intact in your diarrhea (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 29 July 2025 20:08 (four months ago)

Deej, you're hearing it wrong. BUT that's ok, I totally get it and used to hear it wrong too. My ear wants to hear the first note of the salsa sample as a pickup and the second note as the downbeat, which makes total sense if you listen to the original (I linked it in that other thread) where it's on a totally different part of the phrase. Timbaland just plopped it down on the one.

I take an Occam's razor approach to these situations -- does it make more sense that all the snares are all displaced in a hit rap song, and that all the different sections (especially when the beat drops out) start on the 4 rather than the 1? Or does it make more sense that I was hearing it wrong, and that everything starts on the downbeat and all the snares are on the backbeat? I think the live version makes it an open & shut case. Listen to how they come in and out of the Big Pimpin' beat.

(also yes options 1 & 2 are exactly the same, just half-time or not).

Jordan s/t (Jordan), Tuesday, 29 July 2025 20:08 (four months ago)

it also doesn't mean he isn't creating interesting syncopations. the way he messes with the bar line, and flips to double-time every third bar are choices that other rappers might not have made.

gestures broadly at...everything (voodoo chili), Tuesday, 29 July 2025 20:09 (four months ago)

Also I don't believe for a second that Ludacris hears option #3.

Jordan s/t (Jordan), Tuesday, 29 July 2025 20:10 (four months ago)

i think deej's point is if ludacris made a great song while "hearing it wrong" then did he really "hear it wrong" and is there a such thing as "wrong" in this context

gestures broadly at...everything (voodoo chili), Tuesday, 29 July 2025 20:10 (four months ago)

I had this same issue with the Michael Jackson song 'You Rock My World', the bassline messes with my head and makes me hear beat 3 as the downbeat.

Jordan s/t (Jordan), Tuesday, 29 July 2025 20:11 (four months ago)

This is neither here nor there but for years I assumed “Lorenzo Kennett” was like a famous football player Luda was bragging about hanging out with

moist corn kernels emerging fully intact in your diarrhea (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 29 July 2025 20:14 (four months ago)

I dont get how crut's example makes anything more clear lol

I feel like Jordan has the same DRUMMER TUNNEL VISION questlove has here where the determining factor of the 'correct' beat is just how the drummer plays but imho the sample pulls the drums into its orbit rather than vice versa ... im basing that on just what the feel of the song is, where gravity is pulling the track

ok (D-40), Tuesday, 29 July 2025 20:15 (four months ago)

Also I don't believe for a second that Ludacris hears option #3.

― Jordan s/t (Jordan), Tuesday, July 29, 2025 3:10 PM (five minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

you think he's emphasizing words like GLOCK on the two? doesn't that seem like unusual emphasis for a rapper, to emphasize the two and not the one on your big hook ?

ok (D-40), Tuesday, 29 July 2025 20:16 (four months ago)

And I definitely know musicians in serious touring bands who have performed tunes while hearing the downbeat differently from each other. But I think that only really works if the arrangement is static. I implore y'all to watch this live video, just look at how he moves and pay attention to the dropouts and beat switch-ups -- Ludacris def does not hear option 3.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E6v4qkYpb8Q

Jordan s/t (Jordan), Tuesday, 29 July 2025 20:17 (four months ago)

you think he's emphasizing words like GLOCK on the two? doesn't that seem like unusual emphasis for a rapper, to emphasize the two and not the one on your big hook ?

I think he's following the horn phrase, which is itself displaced, and that's what makes it feel unsettled. But it would be much more unusual to not have a backbeat, and to not bring the beat back on the 1 after dropping it out.

Jordan s/t (Jordan), Tuesday, 29 July 2025 20:20 (four months ago)

(i got my) is the pick up and TWIN is on the 1

budo jeru, Tuesday, 29 July 2025 20:20 (four months ago)

xp

budo jeru, Tuesday, 29 July 2025 20:20 (four months ago)

but he doesnt say TWIN he says twin GLOCK

ok (D-40), Tuesday, 29 July 2025 20:22 (four months ago)

well, not in the radio edit, lol but

ok (D-40), Tuesday, 29 July 2025 20:23 (four months ago)

I feel like Jordan has the same DRUMMER TUNNEL VISION questlove has here where the determining factor of the 'correct' beat is just how the drummer plays but imho the sample pulls the drums into its orbit rather than vice versa ... im basing that on just what the feel of the song is, where gravity is pulling the track

I know what you're saying here, but it's hip hop, the drums are everything and it's rhythm over harmony. I hear that same harmonic pull, but after I flipped it in my head everything makes much more sense.

Jordan s/t (Jordan), Tuesday, 29 July 2025 20:23 (four months ago)

I admit I have drummer tunnel vision because I can only hear #2. But I understand some people may hear #3 and it may have even been the intention of Timbaland and/or Ludacris to do it as #3

However, deej’s posts really have that defensive stench of “um, how can Ralph literally turn into a Viking, of course he’s inventing his own turn of phrase about his sleeping skills”

moist corn kernels emerging fully intact in your diarrhea (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 29 July 2025 20:23 (four months ago)

Oh boy rhythm that's where I'm a viking

steal the classy spy's gun (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 29 July 2025 20:23 (four months ago)

GODDAMMIT

steal the classy spy's gun (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 29 July 2025 20:23 (four months ago)

get xposted 4 times and look like the guy who just repeats what the Fonz said in class

steal the classy spy's gun (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 29 July 2025 20:25 (four months ago)

xp like, check this out. the stopped time at 2:25. then everything comes back together on the 1 for the chorus: twin glock ...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t21DFnu00Dc

(no idea about radio edit vs. dirty version)

budo jeru, Tuesday, 29 July 2025 20:26 (four months ago)

I just mean on the radio edit the word glock is fully censored so its tougher to hear him emphasize it

ok (D-40), Tuesday, 29 July 2025 20:27 (four months ago)

oooh i see

budo jeru, Tuesday, 29 July 2025 20:28 (four months ago)

i still think it is option 1 btw, the doubletime part of the verse only really makes sense with option 1

gestures broadly at...everything (voodoo chili), Tuesday, 29 July 2025 20:29 (four months ago)

*Please* listen to that live performance I posted (thanks Jay Leno). Not only the Big Pimpin' section, but when they break it down to just drums at the very end, and bring the riff back for the ending.

(I love this thread btw)

Jordan s/t (Jordan), Tuesday, 29 July 2025 20:36 (four months ago)

my answer is that option 3 is technically wrong but spiritually correct

petey, pablo & mary (m bison), Tuesday, 29 July 2025 20:52 (four months ago)

nb: i played brass in band

petey, pablo & mary (m bison), Tuesday, 29 July 2025 20:53 (four months ago)

like i cannot fucking train my body to accept 1/2, it rejects the medicine, yes i know the snare belongs on the 2 and 4 in version 1 or on 3 in version 2, why is that fucking pickup note thats a 5thleading us into the root note on TWO then? thats not nice, do you know whats nice?
(pickup note) so (the one) MUCH money

petey, pablo & mary (m bison), Tuesday, 29 July 2025 20:56 (four months ago)

btw you are more than welcome to call me a non downbeat knowing baby brain, theres a section of kratfwerk's "autobahn" that has a confusing downbeat that i cannot unlearn altho when i saw ralf and three german guys do it live it made sense in that arrangement

petey, pablo & mary (m bison), Tuesday, 29 July 2025 20:58 (four months ago)

nb: i played brass in band

https://i.imgur.com/PTCnii0.png

c u (crüt), Tuesday, 29 July 2025 21:00 (four months ago)

sry but i learned that shit by ear!!

petey, pablo & mary (m bison), Tuesday, 29 July 2025 21:01 (four months ago)

get that book learning bullshit outta here

petey, pablo & mary (m bison), Tuesday, 29 July 2025 21:01 (four months ago)

I get it! I was talking about this with a friend who's a trumpet player and has a degree in classical performance, and option 3 never occurred to him. So weird, it's like an aural illusion/magic eye that only tricks some people.

Jordan s/t (Jordan), Tuesday, 29 July 2025 21:05 (four months ago)

I feel like when DJing it would sound *weirder* to blend records as if it were 1/2

ok (D-40), Tuesday, 29 July 2025 21:12 (four months ago)

prescriptivist/descriptivist

ok (D-40), Tuesday, 29 July 2025 21:14 (four months ago)

I have never heard this song before and it’s absurdly obvious that Option 3 is wrong. Whiney and Jordan (and everyone else agreeing w/them) otm. It’s got a similar feel to Roving Eye by the Contortions in a weird way (maybe not that weird once you trace influences)…

sarahell, Tuesday, 29 July 2025 21:19 (four months ago)

I feel like Jordan has the same DRUMMER TUNNEL VISION questlove has here where the determining factor of the 'correct' beat is just how the drummer plays but imho the sample pulls the drums into its orbit rather than vice versa ... im basing that on just what the feel of the song is, where gravity is pulling the track

― ok (D-40), Tuesday, July 29, 2025 4:15 PM (fifty-eight minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

This argument works when you're piling beats in Ableton but not when you are leading a 7-piece band like in that Leno clip. Everyone kind of has to agree where "1" is.

moist corn kernels emerging fully intact in your diarrhea (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 29 July 2025 21:20 (four months ago)

You know that songs often don’t start on the “1” yeah? I hope?

sarahell, Tuesday, 29 July 2025 21:23 (four months ago)

Honestly this song <> Roving Eye would be a good segue

sarahell, Tuesday, 29 July 2025 21:25 (four months ago)

Piling samples and drums in ableton is how this song got into this mess (where the tonic hits on the two for no real reason

ok (D-40), Tuesday, 29 July 2025 21:27 (four months ago)

I agree that the band in the Leno clip is likely playing the song as if the drummer is the band leader and the one is what the drummer says it is. As a descriptivist I disagree that this is the “right” interpretation of the feel of the original song. (In fact the Leno performance sounds weirdly rushed to me)

ok (D-40), Tuesday, 29 July 2025 21:29 (four months ago)

I agree that the band in the Leno clip is likely playing the song as if the drummer is the band leader and the one is what the drummer says it is. As a descriptivist I disagree that this is the “right” interpretation of the feel of the original song. (In fact the Leno performance sounds weirdly rushed to me)

ok (D-40), Tuesday, 29 July 2025 21:29 (four months ago)

to try and untrain myself from option 3 ive started singing "meet george jetson" in place of "all my homies" and i still cannot move that downbeat back one when the sample plays.

petey, pablo & mary (m bison), Tuesday, 29 July 2025 21:34 (four months ago)

It has a classic funk feel

sarahell, Tuesday, 29 July 2025 21:34 (four months ago)

I agree that the band in the Leno clip is likely playing the song as if the drummer is the band leader and the one is what the drummer says it is. As a descriptivist I disagree that this is the “right” interpretation of the feel of the original song. (In fact the Leno performance sounds weirdly rushed to me)

― ok (D-40), Tuesday, July 29, 2025 5:29 PM (six minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

Why would the entire band play the song in a way that Ludacris doesn't understand?

moist corn kernels emerging fully intact in your diarrhea (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 29 July 2025 21:38 (four months ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LyzQhr3VSbI

sarahell, Tuesday, 29 July 2025 21:39 (four months ago)

what if the entire band counts it the way they want, and then, in Luda's earpiece, they count it the way he likes

steal the classy spy's gun (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 29 July 2025 21:59 (four months ago)

that was fast

https://i.ibb.co/qFLbb08M/Screenshot-2025-07-29-175936.png

steal the classy spy's gun (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 29 July 2025 22:00 (four months ago)

https://i.ibb.co/LhD44Qyz/Screenshot-2025-07-29-175936.png

steal the classy spy's gun (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 29 July 2025 22:01 (four months ago)

I remember enjoying this video that'a a lot more incisive than some Instagram guy that doesn't know what eighth notes are

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6LgtXINpf6w

moist corn kernels emerging fully intact in your diarrhea (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 29 July 2025 22:26 (four months ago)

Another good one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=weAmMgSD7ro

moist corn kernels emerging fully intact in your diarrhea (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 29 July 2025 22:45 (four months ago)

i'm thinkin option 3 people should take "their business" and "roll out" of this "ludicrous" thread

five six seven, eight nine ten, begin (map), Tuesday, 29 July 2025 22:50 (four months ago)

that is a good video. the first one

ok (D-40), Tuesday, 29 July 2025 22:55 (four months ago)

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I really like when music theory gets confused because an artist simply didn't give that much of a shit about specifics when making a beat.

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Yup. There is no actual reason that a song needs to have a downbeat and music can definitely be made without one, which is how i heard it. Its like when people argue about what key a song is in that doesnt have a clear key center, as if thats a necessary thing.

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music theory is about what the listener feels, not about what the artist intended when making it. all that's going on here is people have internalised different ways of feeling it

ok (D-40), Tuesday, 29 July 2025 22:56 (four months ago)

an interesting observation from reading a bunch of these comments is that I notice a lot of ppl who are 'dancers' siding with the 'off beat' camp

'as a dancer, I must say, the 5678 goes to OPTION 3'

ok (D-40), Tuesday, 29 July 2025 22:58 (four months ago)

the second video doesn’t engage with the flow at all, which doesn’t make any sense to me

regards to the live version, it makes sense that a group of musicians would have to figure out a downbeat to play a song together but idk what that has to do with the recorded version

gestures broadly at...everything (voodoo chili), Tuesday, 29 July 2025 23:00 (four months ago)

I also saw some comment section where the guys are talking about how ludacris' dancing in videos AND how he performs the song seems to switch between both interpretations lol

ok (D-40), Tuesday, 29 July 2025 23:07 (four months ago)

I guess the best argument to me in favor of option 1 is that hip hop very, very frequently works at halftime

an interesting other observation is that uk drill (and some chicago drill beats DJ L did) actually do snare on the 2 but not the 4 all the time

ok (D-40), Tuesday, 29 July 2025 23:08 (four months ago)

(I think the defense of option 3 then -- related to its appeal to dancers -- would be that the song sounds refreshing in hip-hop set because it speeds up the tempo for more energetic dancers to stretch out a bit instead of being confined by half time)

ok (D-40), Tuesday, 29 July 2025 23:09 (four months ago)

If someone wants to AI me the stems I'll do a remix over the same drums, with the sample and chorus adjusted by one quarter note, lol.

Jordan s/t (Jordan), Tuesday, 29 July 2025 23:18 (four months ago)

lol i half considered just downloading the song and stem splitting it so i could finally feel it

petey, pablo & mary (m bison), Tuesday, 29 July 2025 23:42 (four months ago)

The first video basically said that #1/2 meant aligning your listening to the drums and #3 meant you align your listen to the melody.

Hip-hop is based on drums so case closed imo

moist corn kernels emerging fully intact in your diarrhea (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 29 July 2025 23:58 (four months ago)

If the drums were krush groove I might agree but in this case I think the melody is the driving force of the song

ok (D-40), Wednesday, 30 July 2025 00:11 (four months ago)

Or the rapping which

ok (D-40), Wednesday, 30 July 2025 00:11 (four months ago)

The melody that is syncopated? The melody that intentionally emphasizes the off-beat?

sarahell, Wednesday, 30 July 2025 00:30 (four months ago)

Roll out? More like Troll Out

sarahell, Wednesday, 30 July 2025 00:33 (four months ago)

this thread is avoiding the real question, which is. “WHAT IN THE WORLD IS IN THAY BAG, WHAT YOU GOT IN THAT BAG?”

gestures broadly at...everything (voodoo chili), Wednesday, 30 July 2025 01:18 (four months ago)

Definitely options 1/2 — I feel 1 more, but the feel varies with Luda’s flow, sometimes it feels more like 2. I understand the case for 3 but I just do not hear it that way.

Such a great song, what a beat. Timbaland in those years was unstoppable.

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Wednesday, 30 July 2025 01:45 (four months ago)

Or the rapping which
points to option 1/2

c u (crüt), Wednesday, 30 July 2025 02:05 (four months ago)

As someone in the comments of the video point out, he’s emphasizing GLOCK not because it’s on the downbeat but because he’s emulating the horn melody

moist corn kernels emerging fully intact in your diarrhea (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 30 July 2025 07:10 (four months ago)

I'm with paak, it's 3. listen to the loop from the very beginning of the song. the snare is on the 3.

encino morricone (majorairbro), Wednesday, 30 July 2025 09:19 (four months ago)

i guess internet history is bound to repeat itself, first as a twitter debate with lenghty youtube explainers, then as an instagram reel with replies from famous musicians

having some issues with audio sync on the instagram reel so am a bit confused because I gather #3 is wrong from a musicological pov but the instrumental starts on the one and that's #3?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gmfw8lv9YZk

corrs unplugged, Wednesday, 30 July 2025 09:25 (four months ago)

Why would you assume the instrumental starts on the 1?

sarahell, Wednesday, 30 July 2025 12:42 (four months ago)

I mostly hear it as 2 but it’s one of the (many) great aspects of this track that 3 also works easily

(I’m not sure I could tolerate someone persistently dancing to it at the tempo of 1)

― Tim F, Tuesday, July 29, 2025 3:27 PM

hungover beet poo (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 30 July 2025 12:45 (four months ago)

Like one of the main strengths of this song musically is the syncopation … that it isn’t jamming on the 1!

sarahell, Wednesday, 30 July 2025 12:50 (four months ago)

god, that instrumental

hungover beet poo (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 30 July 2025 12:57 (four months ago)

I admit I have drummer tunnel vision because I can only hear #2. But

My drummer tunnel vision sees 1 and 2 as the same, because of the types of music I learned to play (e.g. the Contortions song I posted upthread) … 1 has like 16th notes and 2 has only 8th notes, so in the pragmatics of performance, it probably is “written” as 2.

sarahell, Wednesday, 30 July 2025 13:08 (four months ago)

I'm with paak, it's 3. listen to the loop from the very beginning of the song. the snare is on the 3.

― encino morricone (majorairbro), Wednesday, July 30, 2025 4:19 AM (three hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

snare on the 3 is option 2. option 3 = "glock" on the downbeat.

c u (crüt), Wednesday, 30 July 2025 13:08 (four months ago)

Can someone post a youtube that includes a funk beat and a hemiola?

sarahell, Wednesday, 30 July 2025 13:24 (four months ago)

the dress is blue

brimstead, Wednesday, 30 July 2025 13:37 (four months ago)

I didn't think about this too critically or actually try to fit the lyrics, but I came to the conclusion that the lyrics are following a 8/4 or 16/8 signature regardless of what the band's doing and he happens to hop back to 4/4 when it tightens up

ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Wednesday, 30 July 2025 14:06 (four months ago)

what in the world is in that case, what you got in that case??

gestures broadly at...everything (voodoo chili), Wednesday, 30 July 2025 14:06 (four months ago)

My takeaway from this is that syncopation breaks people’s brains in interesting ways

my favorite herbs are fennel and Drake (DJP), Wednesday, 30 July 2025 14:26 (four months ago)

8/4 or 16/8 signature regardless of what the band's doing and he happens to hop back to 4/4 when it tightens up

These are all the same thing, option 1 & 2 are the same thing, you're just talking about different rates in the same time signature. Option 3 is hearing the downbeat in a different spot.

Why would you assume the instrumental starts on the 1?

It doesn't have to, but it does in this case. But I thought you hear it as option 1/2 anyway? And anyway I find looking at where the sections change or what happens after the beat drops out a much more reliable tell than where a song starts. Like that MJ song I was talking about upthread, I had to ask myself if it's more plausible that it starts with a 6 beat intro and has a 2/4 bar before every chorus, or if I'm just hearing the phrase wrong?

Jordan s/t (Jordan), Wednesday, 30 July 2025 14:35 (four months ago)

My takeaway from this is that syncopation breaks people’s brains in interesting ways

I really don't think it's the syncopation that's doing it, I think it's more about the brain's relationship to functional harmony...I think it's that for some people, the first two quarter notes going from V to I really strongly tells them that beat 2 should actually be beat 1. But other people's brains have no trouble accepting the root on the second beat.

Jordan s/t (Jordan), Wednesday, 30 July 2025 14:38 (four months ago)

its weird, i can accept the V->I in the first two notes of the wedding march, but have to actively force myself to hear it that way for roll out. i listened to the live leno version and was able to click into the canonical interpretation bc there were some live drum cues to help guide me there (esp the cymbal crashes on the one) but when i listen to the original timbaland production, i think the kick drum pattern does a lot with the horns to make me feel at home with how i've always heard this song.

petey, pablo & mary (m bison), Wednesday, 30 July 2025 14:43 (four months ago)

This song now soundtracks an American diaper commercial.

el gato tuerto, Wednesday, 30 July 2025 14:49 (four months ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rqi-lBD60M8

el gato tuerto, Wednesday, 30 July 2025 14:50 (four months ago)

Xp Jordan — the placement of the hi-hats is what does it for me. … as well as other rhythmic elements I associate with being on the off-beat … it’s weird to me that ilxors with an enthusiasm for a broad range of music don’t hear this, because it’s fairly common?

sarahell, Wednesday, 30 July 2025 15:07 (four months ago)

I can hear it that way, and I certainly listen to a ton of music that's felt on the upbeat and is highly syncopated, but feel confident that this huge hit rap song has a halftime backbeat.

Jordan s/t (Jordan), Wednesday, 30 July 2025 15:24 (four months ago)

Or the rapping which
points to option 1/2

― c u (crüt), Tuesday, July 29, 2025 9:05 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

You’re digging into the verses where he’s doing all kinds of different approaches to find evidence of this. On the actual chorus everything about the performance points to option 3

ok (D-40), Wednesday, 30 July 2025 16:01 (four months ago)

that's how you hear it, but that's not how i hear it!

c u (crüt), Wednesday, 30 July 2025 16:03 (four months ago)

These are all the same thing, option 1 & 2 are the same thing, you're just talking about different rates in the same time signature.

I was mostly goofing

slowly imploding (mh), Wednesday, 30 July 2025 16:04 (four months ago)

I slide like m bison \oO/

ok (D-40), Wednesday, 30 July 2025 16:05 (four months ago)

Yea the wedding march I have the “correct” feel (V-I sounds fine) so I don’t think it’s *just* the chord movement

ok (D-40), Wednesday, 30 July 2025 16:34 (four months ago)

for a "descriptivist" you seem really intent on deciding the "correct" way to count this

budo jeru, Wednesday, 30 July 2025 16:41 (four months ago)

It’s like the \oO/ you just posted… you are hearing the big O as the 1, when it’s actually not, but maybe you are hearing it that way because it is “bigger” because of the vocals?

sarahell, Wednesday, 30 July 2025 16:41 (four months ago)

Can someone post a version of 3 with a hard backbeat so I know what I’m supposed to be listening for

moist corn kernels emerging fully intact in your diarrhea (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 30 July 2025 16:50 (four months ago)

lol this thread is some kind of ILM apex, kudos all around

sleeve, Wednesday, 30 July 2025 16:54 (four months ago)

for a "descriptivist" you seem really intent on deciding the "correct" way to count this

― budo jeru, Wednesday, July 30, 2025 11:41 AM (twenty-five minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

you said anyone with my perspective was just 'getting clicks' 'engagement troll' etc!

ok (D-40), Wednesday, 30 July 2025 17:07 (four months ago)

the certainty abt the Correctness of their position is coming from one side here (the guys who ie said theyd kick someone out of their band if they disagreed)

ok (D-40), Wednesday, 30 July 2025 17:08 (four months ago)

you want it to be one way, but it's the other way

steal the classy spy's gun (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 30 July 2025 17:09 (four months ago)

it’s true i am certain that i am correct — but i am not going around calling myself a “descriptivist” like some kind of weasel

budo jeru, Wednesday, 30 July 2025 17:12 (four months ago)

also i made my “clicks” point in response to the insta vid before i realized anyone sincerely heard it that way

budo jeru, Wednesday, 30 July 2025 17:15 (four months ago)

you're conflating two things. i'm not a descriptivist about 'arguing' Im a descriptivist about whether the rules dictate who is 'correct' or the feel of the song dictates who is 'correct.' youre more of a 'if the snare is here then its this' prescriptivist. nothing 'weaselly' about observing your attempt to bank off the authority of The Rules

ok (D-40), Wednesday, 30 July 2025 17:24 (four months ago)

well, i didn’t say that although others might have. to reiterate, i think the drums match the feel. so hearing the drums as a half time beat with snares on 2 and 4 is a way to understand the feel of option 1 if it isn’t immediately obvious to you. i think there’s a lot more musical information beyond just the drums that supports this, tho

budo jeru, Wednesday, 30 July 2025 17:38 (four months ago)

like for me, the feel of the song and how the song are counted are the same. so i’m not sure what your distinction means

budo jeru, Wednesday, 30 July 2025 17:39 (four months ago)

it’s almost like you think i am denying some kind of overpowering groove data in order to stubbornly insist on some kind of irrelevant by-the-book explanation about how to count it. but my body and mind agree that option is the undeniable choice!

budo jeru, Wednesday, 30 July 2025 17:42 (four months ago)

My takeaway from this is that syncopation breaks people’s brains in interesting ways

I really don't think it's the syncopation that's doing it, I think it's more about the brain's relationship to functional harmony...I think it's that for some people, the first two quarter notes going from V to I really strongly tells them that beat 2 should actually be beat 1. But other people's brains have no trouble accepting the root on the second beat.

I think it may be the above. I simply cannot hear the phrasing of the horn sample except as the root (second) note falling on the downbeat. I actually separated the stems. If I listen to the drums on their own, I can hear the half-speed beat with the snare on 2 and 4, but the minute I add the horn/bass melody, it becomes a different beat. I tried listening to the beat with just the vocals, hoping it would suddenly make sense the other way, but it didn't, probably because even though I'd cut out the horns, I was still kind of hearing them in my head. With no horns, I was somewhat able to hear the verse rapping fitting over the half-speed beat, but as soon as the chorus vocals came in, I was back to the other interpretation, but again it might be due to over-familiarity with hearing it the other way.

I've often experienced slight confusion of this kind, but once re-oriented I can always adjust. I think this is probably the only track that has completely defeated me, where currently I cannot hear it in what some insist is the correct way. I can only hear the horn phrasing one way.

dubmill, Wednesday, 30 July 2025 17:47 (four months ago)

deej gonna deej, he lives for this shit (said with affection)

xp

sleeve, Wednesday, 30 July 2025 17:48 (four months ago)

Another bit of syncopation that I think is tricky is on the actual ROLL OUT, because if you hear it the way most of us do, that falls on 4-1, rather than on the 3-4 if you hear it the other way. I get that in some respects it feels more natural to do 1-2-ROLL-OUT than 1-2-3-ROLL-OUT-2-3 — but in the live Leno clip that's exactly what happens. The drummer clicks off 1-2-3 and they hit 4 with ROLL.

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Wednesday, 30 July 2025 17:51 (four months ago)

Really like the phrase “overpowering groove data”

JoeStork, Wednesday, 30 July 2025 17:57 (four months ago)

it’s almost like you think i am denying some kind of overpowering groove data in order to stubbornly insist on some kind of irrelevant by-the-book explanation about how to count it. but my body and mind agree that option is the undeniable choice!

― budo jeru, Wednesday, July 30, 2025 12:42 PM (twenty-one minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

I feel like we're reversing the actual flow of this conversation in which the option 3 ppl were initially derided as denying overpowering Facts and Logic data but whatever

ok (D-40), Wednesday, 30 July 2025 18:06 (four months ago)

Can someone post a version of 3 with a hard backbeat so I know what I’m supposed to be listening for

If dubmill sends me the stems, I will make this!

Jordan s/t (Jordan), Wednesday, 30 July 2025 18:07 (four months ago)

idk why the leno performance is any more "real" than the studio recording. if anything, the need for coordination between musicians puts a limit on how weird a digital rap production can be

gestures broadly at...everything (voodoo chili), Wednesday, 30 July 2025 18:07 (four months ago)

I don't know if it's true to say that 'most' hear it as 4-1. I'm not sure what the actual ratio is but there seemed to be an awful lot of comments on that Instagram video reading it as 3-4. Not saying they're right.

For what it's worth, I can force myself to hear 'Roll out' as 4-1 on the live version, but not on the recorded version.

dubmill, Wednesday, 30 July 2025 18:10 (four months ago)

the certainty abt the Correctness of their position is coming from one side here (the guys who ie said theyd kick someone out of their band if they disagreed)

It's also coming from the side of the artist and his band, to me that's pretty obvious. I also think it's an important skill to be able to change how you hear things like this/force your brain to flip it -- if you were playing in Luda's band you would need to, I think that's more what Questlove was getting at.

Btw for anyone who can only hear option #3 and wants to try to hear it the other way -- I recommend drilling and internalizing the rhythm against the backbeat *without* any notes, just the rhythm. That's what let me retrain my brain here.

Jordan s/t (Jordan), Wednesday, 30 July 2025 18:11 (four months ago)

idk why the leno performance is any more "real" than the studio recording. if anything, the need for coordination between musicians puts a limit on how weird a digital rap production can be

It's real because they're not changing anything, they're doing a direct version of the studio recording, it's just more obvious what it is (because of cymbal crashes, drop-outs, weaving other tunes in and out, etc).

Jordan s/t (Jordan), Wednesday, 30 July 2025 18:12 (four months ago)

they're performing an interpretation of the studio recording

gestures broadly at...everything (voodoo chili), Wednesday, 30 July 2025 18:13 (four months ago)

If dubmill sends me the stems, I will make this!

I'm afraid I've deleted them now but I used the OpenVINO music separation tool available as part of Audacity. It can separate into drums, bass, vocals, others.

dubmill, Wednesday, 30 July 2025 18:14 (four months ago)

Lol I totally missed the fact the drummer counts them in on the Leno vid…

sarahell, Wednesday, 30 July 2025 18:15 (four months ago)

i agree that the live performance definitely places the the 1 on the "out" of "roll out," i just bristle at any "this is absolutely that" type of interpretation of a record that relies on an theory interpretation as if theory is an absolute fact and not a mutable concept that humans have imposed upon music in an attempt to classify the ineffable

gestures broadly at...everything (voodoo chili), Wednesday, 30 July 2025 18:17 (four months ago)

*any theory interpretation

gestures broadly at...everything (voodoo chili), Wednesday, 30 July 2025 18:17 (four months ago)

What is 1 anyway? Why can’t 2+2=5?

sarahell, Wednesday, 30 July 2025 18:22 (four months ago)

"the" one

massaman gai (front tea for two), Wednesday, 30 July 2025 18:26 (four months ago)

don't bring religion into this

steal the classy spy's gun (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 30 July 2025 18:27 (four months ago)

Seriously watch the bass player’s head movements …

sarahell, Wednesday, 30 July 2025 18:43 (four months ago)

There isn’t a single aspect of this song in the studio version that makes me think anyone involved was counting it as #3

my favorite herbs are fennel and Drake (DJP), Wednesday, 30 July 2025 18:56 (four months ago)

Can someone post a version of 3 with a hard backbeat so I know what I’m supposed to be listening for

i was having trouble imagining it too, so i put this together for reference. the link will probably expire in a day:
https://jumpshare.com/s/M8qjWLLgN9EfWeb9oNH4

c u (crüt), Wednesday, 30 July 2025 19:08 (four months ago)

he dreams he is a Viking, litteraly

brimstead, Wednesday, 30 July 2025 19:12 (four months ago)

My takeaway from this is that syncopation breaks people’s brains in interesting ways

^^^^^

brimstead, Wednesday, 30 July 2025 19:13 (four months ago)

I would love to see the alternate timeline where Timbo flipped the sample like that, and if it would have been an equally big hit. Maybe that's where it all started to go wrong for us.

Jordan s/t (Jordan), Wednesday, 30 July 2025 19:16 (four months ago)

Okay crut that is WILD

my favorite herbs are fennel and Drake (DJP), Wednesday, 30 July 2025 19:51 (four months ago)

Always heard it as 3 tbh

pronounced with an ‘umpty’ (Willl), Wednesday, 30 July 2025 19:53 (four months ago)

opt 3 just seems like an engagement troll. opt 2 is just double time of opt 1. so i don't see (or hear) any controversy here. all you have to do is listen to the snare, which reliably marks 2 and 4

this is objectively correct and the thread should have been locked afterwards

J Edgar Noothgrush (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Wednesday, 30 July 2025 20:00 (four months ago)

New request:

Can someone just throw this on top of "3"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vRap0m85nQw

moist corn kernels emerging fully intact in your diarrhea (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 30 July 2025 20:01 (four months ago)

do we have a broader rhythmic illusion thread? or am i remembering wrong?

before ludagate during COVID there was a longer discourse around the 1 in "Once In A Lifetime"...

imperial frfr (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 30 July 2025 20:06 (four months ago)

opt 3 just seems like an engagement troll. opt 2 is just double time of opt 1. so i don't see (or hear) any controversy here. all you have to do is listen to the snare, which reliably marks 2 and 4

this is objectively correct and the thread should have been locked afterwards

― J Edgar Noothgrush (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Wednesday, July 30, 2025 9:00 PM (five minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

what is the correct way to start an engagement troll thread?

five six seven, eight nine ten, begin (map), Wednesday, 30 July 2025 20:06 (four months ago)

you'll know you've done it right if you have 173 new answers, bonus if the guy in the original instagram post is yikes as fuck

five six seven, eight nine ten, begin (map), Wednesday, 30 July 2025 20:07 (four months ago)

I do kind of love that all my Enemies of course disagree with me here. Like you could swap this out for “is lil peep a good artist” and it would fall along exactly the same lines

Or since hemiola came up, and off beat rapping is now a completely normalized stylistic choice

ok (D-40), Wednesday, 30 July 2025 20:11 (four months ago)

this is objectively correct and the thread should have been locked afterwards

― J Edgar Noothgrush (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Wednesday, July 30, 2025 3:00 PM (ten minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

You guys sure love your Objectivity!

ok (D-40), Wednesday, 30 July 2025 20:12 (four months ago)

i was having trouble imagining it too, so i put this together for reference. the link will probably expire in a day:
https://jumpshare.com/s/M8qjWLLgN9EfWeb9oNH4

― c u (crüt), Wednesday, July 30, 2025 2:08 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

This is amazing because you can’t actually dance double-time to it. I think it’s more than the chord change (per m bison’s example of the wedding march) and it has to do with the pulse to me being double time but *with a snare on the two* (and an implied / ghosted snare on four)

ok (D-40), Wednesday, 30 July 2025 20:16 (four months ago)

Here we go: Songs that fool you about where the downbeat is.

Jordan s/t (Jordan), Wednesday, 30 July 2025 20:17 (four months ago)

This is amazing because you can’t actually dance double-time to it.

Sure you can, you can dance double-time to anything you want.

Jordan s/t (Jordan), Wednesday, 30 July 2025 20:19 (four months ago)

the first pulse I feel hearing roll out is double time. The pulse I feel in crut’s is half time

ok (D-40), Wednesday, 30 July 2025 20:24 (four months ago)

It's really funny that to understand "3" all you have to do is just ignore where the bass drum and snare drum and rapping would be naturally placed on any other song

moist corn kernels emerging fully intact in your diarrhea (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 30 July 2025 20:24 (four months ago)

The … “dominant” pulse if u prefer ?

ok (D-40), Wednesday, 30 July 2025 20:25 (four months ago)

Why do you guys keep insisting the rapping supports your side of this when it absolutely does not

ok (D-40), Wednesday, 30 July 2025 20:25 (four months ago)

I still can't hear No. 3 so I'mma have to take your word for that

moist corn kernels emerging fully intact in your diarrhea (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 30 July 2025 20:26 (four months ago)


There isn’t a single aspect of this song in the studio version that makes me think anyone involved was counting it as #3

countdown to somebody invoking the Death of the Author

J Edgar Noothgrush (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Wednesday, 30 July 2025 20:28 (four months ago)

I do kind of love that all my Enemies of course disagree with me here. Like you could swap this out for “is lil peep a good artist” and it would fall along exactly the same lines

I lol'd

J Edgar Noothgrush (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Wednesday, 30 July 2025 20:29 (four months ago)

countdown to somebody invoking the Death of the Author

― J Edgar Noothgrush (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Wednesday, July 30, 2025 4:28 PM (twenty-three seconds ago) bookmarkflaglink

Well, it's already clear that deej has a big problem understanding Rolands

moist corn kernels emerging fully intact in your diarrhea (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 30 July 2025 20:30 (four months ago)

looool

Jordan s/t (Jordan), Wednesday, 30 July 2025 20:33 (four months ago)

damn

budo jeru, Wednesday, 30 July 2025 20:35 (four months ago)

in what way is death of the author not relevant here and in all cases lol

ok (D-40), Wednesday, 30 July 2025 20:46 (four months ago)

how the audience 'feels' the song is how it should be counted. not how drum pedants online dictated by snare placement 'feel' the song

ok (D-40), Wednesday, 30 July 2025 20:46 (four months ago)

and sorry again and again: the way ludacris raps on the chorus most strongly indicates option 3. admittedly his rapping in other places indicates other interpretations (he does difft syncopations throughout) but this has all been litigated by other ppl before who use examples of him dancing live in which it indicates option 3 is correct or option 2, have you considered he may not have thought about it or made a 'choice' at all

ok (D-40), Wednesday, 30 July 2025 20:49 (four months ago)

in what way is death of the author not relevant here and in all cases lol

it's not relevant because theory has largely moved past it, it's really used now mainly as a weak "well, if I can launch an interpretation and defend it, then that interpretation is good" position, which is just...well, God bless anybody still hanging out on that corner. but it's especially irrelevant with respect to counting time. yes indeed -- you can say "one, two, three, one, two, three" over Johnny B. Goode, and try to tether that to "descriptivism" (a model of understanding grammar and language usage with extremely limited applications to counting time), but it's not a good or useful argument. the place for "descriptivism vs prescriptivism" arguments here would be prior to the assigning of a time signature, and the descriptivist argument would be "there isn't one." once we've agreed that we're gonna count time, we are all to some extent operating in a prescriptivist argument; and, if the score has a time signature on it, that is the whole-ass end of the argument right there for anybody except the most argue-for-its-own-sake person (which I must respect, "I can only love that which is myself," etc). Once in a very long while you'll find a conductor who'll say "Bruckner meant for this to be played at half the speed it's usually played at and even if he didn't, that's the right speed." But even Celibidache is not gonna count 13 on Te Deum.

J Edgar Noothgrush (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Wednesday, 30 July 2025 20:59 (four months ago)

in the present case, anyhow, wouldn't the difference in hearing be solved by arguing that Ludacris is doing polyrhythms -- rapping one beat over a different one?

J Edgar Noothgrush (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Wednesday, 30 July 2025 21:00 (four months ago)

the place for "descriptivism vs prescriptivism" arguments here would be prior to the assigning of a time signature, and the descriptivist argument would be "there isn't one." once we've agreed that we're gonna count time, we are all to some extent operating in a prescriptivist argument

I mean, I totally agree with this! Glad we could conclude that anyone saying it was 'objectively' 1-2 is wrong

ok (D-40), Wednesday, 30 July 2025 21:07 (four months ago)

it's not relevant because theory has largely moved past it, it's really used now mainly as a weak "well, if I can launch an interpretation and defend it, then that interpretation is good" position, which is just...well, God bless anybody still hanging out on that corner.

okay I don't know dick about drumming, but I don't agree with this. "theory" is pretty incoherent right now imho, and it's true that the most vulgar, reductive versions of textualism have been rejected (via affect theory, critical realism, and some other stuff). but it's not like theory has remotely swung back to positivism! standpoint theory still quite vital, STS still hot, anti-colonial critiques, etc.

rob, Wednesday, 30 July 2025 21:07 (four months ago)

Why do you guys keep insisting the rapping supports your side of this when it absolutely does not

… It absolutely does, though?

my favorite herbs are fennel and Drake (DJP), Wednesday, 30 July 2025 21:08 (four months ago)

the song has an a priori relationship to the time signature. the time signature IMHO could be applied in reaction to how the song functions effectively for people -- from a personal POV it very clearly indicates option 3. I wonder if you polled people how it would turn out -- though obv I don't think 'majority rules' makes sense, im also skeptical of 'but what do professional musicians think'

ok (D-40), Wednesday, 30 July 2025 21:10 (four months ago)

… It absolutely does, though?

― my favorite herbs are fennel and Drake (DJP), Wednesday, July 30, 2025 4:08 PM (two minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

have you read the thread? ludacris' emphasis throughout the chorus indicates the one aligns with the tonic in each line and that the previous word is a pickup. He doesn't say "TWIN glock" he says "twin GLOCK" just the opposite of how on "Move Bitch" he says "MOOOVE" not "move BITCH"

ok (D-40), Wednesday, 30 July 2025 21:12 (four months ago)

xpost I’m sorry, are you making the argument that hearing the beat as 1 or 2 is an imperialistic listening of the song

my favorite herbs are fennel and Drake (DJP), Wednesday, 30 July 2025 21:12 (four months ago)

I like "poll professional dancers" more than "poll professional musicians" tbh LOL

ok (D-40), Wednesday, 30 July 2025 21:12 (four months ago)

xpost I’m sorry, are you making the argument that hearing the beat as 1 or 2 is an imperialistic listening of the song

― my favorite herbs are fennel and Drake (DJP), Wednesday, July 30, 2025 4:12 PM (forty seconds ago) bookmarkflaglink

no but saying that it is definitively 1 or 2 could verge on that

ok (D-40), Wednesday, 30 July 2025 21:13 (four months ago)

I really hate the lack of xpost notifications on iOS

my favorite herbs are fennel and Drake (DJP), Wednesday, 30 July 2025 21:13 (four months ago)

So if rapping emphasizes the off-beat, like dude does with “Glock” … is he doing something that is not rapping?

sarahell, Wednesday, 30 July 2025 21:15 (four months ago)

lol was that question for me DJP?

rob, Wednesday, 30 July 2025 21:17 (four months ago)

I dont understand that question but I would think in the catchiest, most memorable part of the song he would be doing the thing that *most* aligns with how the audience primarily hears the groove xp to sarahell

ok (D-40), Wednesday, 30 July 2025 21:18 (four months ago)

have you read the thread? ludacris' emphasis throughout the chorus indicates the one aligns with the tonic in each line and that the previous word is a pickup. He doesn't say "TWIN glock" he says "twin GLOCK" just the opposite of how on "Move Bitch" he says "MOOOVE" not "move BITCH"

I’m sorry but this makes no sense. There isn’t anything rhythmically tricky or challenging about the chorus. One is on “twin” and 3 is on “four”. You have to warp the feel of the rest of the song to make it feel otherwise.

my favorite herbs are fennel and Drake (DJP), Wednesday, 30 July 2025 21:20 (four months ago)

You do realize that there are popular songs where the catchy parts are syncopated? Not on the 1? And that said syncopation actually is part of the groove?

sarahell, Wednesday, 30 July 2025 21:21 (four months ago)

lol was that question for me DJP?

It was but then deej answered it quasi-seriously

my favorite herbs are fennel and Drake (DJP), Wednesday, 30 July 2025 21:21 (four months ago)

but this has all been litigated by other ppl before who use examples of him dancing live in which it indicates option 3 is correct or option 2, have you considered he may not have thought about it or made a 'choice' at all

There's no way he doesn't have a very clear understanding of where the downbeat is and how the four bar phrases in the song line up. He's got an extremely sophisticated understanding of phrasing and rhythm (have you ever seen the video where they try to prank him by making him rap over a janky odd-time beat?), you don't record all the vocal parts in that song and then perform it perfectly for years without having a rock-solid interpretation of the beat.

And fwiw the way he and the band move in that Leno video is clearly option 1/2.

Jordan s/t (Jordan), Wednesday, 30 July 2025 21:24 (four months ago)

Aha, thanks J. Here's Jordan, DJP, Sund4r & I briefly talking about Ludagate 5 years ago:

Songs that fool you about where the downbeat is.

imperial frfr (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 30 July 2025 21:26 (four months ago)

The awesome crut version demonstrates that the song’s banger quality is because the 1 is not where you think it is, Deej.

sarahell, Wednesday, 30 July 2025 21:26 (four months ago)

It was but then deej answered it quasi-seriously

― my favorite herbs are fennel and Drake (DJP), Wednesday, July 30, 2025 5:21 PM (three minutes ago)

dialectically speaking it's clearly option 4

rob, Wednesday, 30 July 2025 21:27 (four months ago)

"theory" is pretty incoherent right now imho, and it's true that the most vulgar, reductive versions of textualism have been rejected (via affect theory, critical realism, and some other stuff). but it's not like theory has remotely swung back to positivism! standpoint theory still quite vital, STS still hot, anti-colonial critiques, etc.

you are right, but what I'd argue is that the "the death of the author means authorial intention has no relevance to the text" position, intensely popular in the 90s and living on in those who copped the stance in that time, has been pretty roundly interrogated by questions of cultural context, renewed interest in situating a work within its own history, etc.

J Edgar Noothgrush (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Wednesday, 30 July 2025 21:28 (four months ago)

udacris' emphasis throughout the chorus indicates the one aligns with the tonic in each line and that the previous word is a pickup. He doesn't say "TWIN glock" he says "twin GLOCK" just the opposite of how on "Move Bitch" he says "MOOOVE" not "move BITCH"

Ok, so on Big Tymers 'Get Your Roll On', almost every single word is on the upbeat. Do you think that Mannie Fresh is actually rapping on the downbeat and hearing every kick and snare on the upbeats?

Jordan s/t (Jordan), Wednesday, 30 July 2025 21:29 (four months ago)

(btw thank you deej for this wholesome old school ilm clusterfuck, genuinely)

Jordan s/t (Jordan), Wednesday, 30 July 2025 21:29 (four months ago)

This isn’t about authorial intent … it’s about the formal properties of the recorded song!

sarahell, Wednesday, 30 July 2025 21:31 (four months ago)

xp (I'd further argue that it's a useless position if you can hear a drummer count off four to a song and the band then drops on the one, which answers the question once and for all of where the one is.)


(btw thank you deej for this wholesome old school ilm clusterfuck, genuinely)

cosign, gettin misty-eyed here

J Edgar Noothgrush (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Wednesday, 30 July 2025 21:32 (four months ago)

Deej in his high school English class yelling at the teacher that Shakespeare is actually using a pick-up note and there's no such thing as iambic pentameter

moist corn kernels emerging fully intact in your diarrhea (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 30 July 2025 21:33 (four months ago)

Honestly, this whole thing would have been just a normal boring ILX conversation if deej didn't start the thread guns blazing doing overly confident flat-earther shit about a Ludacris song

moist corn kernels emerging fully intact in your diarrhea (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 30 July 2025 21:35 (four months ago)

I wish my brother some dude was here

moist corn kernels emerging fully intact in your diarrhea (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 30 July 2025 21:36 (four months ago)

Though tbf the camera cuts to the band, and maybe there were previous counts that happened before the camera cuts to the drummer … I mean, he doesn’t say the numbers!

sarahell, Wednesday, 30 July 2025 21:36 (four months ago)

you are right, but what I'd argue is that the "the death of the author means authorial intention has no relevance to the text" position, intensely popular in the 90s and living on in those who copped the stance in that time, has been pretty roundly interrogated by questions of cultural context, renewed interest in situating a work within its own history, etc.

― J Edgar Noothgrush (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Wednesday, July 30, 2025 4:28 PM (three minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

ok but no one here said it had 'no' relevance just that its not a defining factor

Ok, so on Big Tymers 'Get Your Roll On', almost every single word is on the upbeat. Do you think that Mannie Fresh is actually rapping on the downbeat and hearing every kick and snare on the upbeats?

― Jordan s/t (Jordan), Wednesday, July 30, 2025 4:29 PM (two minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

no because the effect is to land on the offbeat to create a specific unpredictable effect! the effect on roll out is not unpredictable

The awesome crut version demonstrates that the song’s banger quality is because the 1 is not where you think it is, Deej.

― sarahell, Wednesday, July 30, 2025 4:26 PM (five minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

crut's version indicates to me that something is 'missing' that is present in the original & that creates this kind of "confusion" or ambiguity


I’m sorry but this makes no sense. There isn’t anything rhythmically tricky or challenging about the chorus. One is on “twin” and 3 is on “four”. You have to warp the feel of the rest of the song to make it feel otherwise.

― my favorite herbs are fennel and Drake (DJP), Wednesday, July 30, 2025 4:20 PM (eleven minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink


i'm not saying there's anything 'tricky' about it at all -- i'm saying the way he's rapping treats 'twin' as part of the pickup and 'GLOCK' as the one, his vocal performance here supports the option 3 argument

ok (D-40), Wednesday, 30 July 2025 21:37 (four months ago)

You really deserve the dayo crown from the viking thread for this <3

sarahell, Wednesday, 30 July 2025 21:38 (four months ago)

I love the way you guys come in here acting like i'm the one being unreasonable meanwhile im being called a flat earther or a troll lol and im the one saying the multiple interpretations suggest a more complex reality

ok (D-40), Wednesday, 30 July 2025 21:39 (four months ago)

I swear if I have to see deej capitalize the word GLOCK again like that's swaying anybody

moist corn kernels emerging fully intact in your diarrhea (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 30 July 2025 21:39 (four months ago)

Just asking questions!

sarahell, Wednesday, 30 July 2025 21:39 (four months ago)

you are right, but what I'd argue is that the "the death of the author means authorial intention has no relevance to the text" position, intensely popular in the 90s and living on in those who copped the stance in that time, has been pretty roundly interrogated by questions of cultural context, renewed interest in situating a work within its own history, etc.

― J Edgar Noothgrush (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Wednesday, July 30, 2025 5:28 PM (four minutes ago)

sadly for the clusterfuck, I think we're actually saying the same thing

rob, Wednesday, 30 July 2025 21:40 (four months ago)

Yo whiney

GLOCKhart, Texas (sarahell), Wednesday, 30 July 2025 21:41 (four months ago)

I swear if I have to see deej capitalize the word GLOCK again like that's swaying anybody

― moist corn kernels emerging fully intact in your diarrhea (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, July 30, 2025 4:39 PM (thirty-six seconds ago) bookmarkflaglink

maybe stop claiming ad nauseum that the rapping supports your case and I dont have to explain that how a rapper emphasizes their words indicates the opposite

ok (D-40), Wednesday, 30 July 2025 21:41 (four months ago)

And I'm saying the way he's rapping treats "I got my" as the pickup, and "twin glock 40" as the main phrase that goes along with the horns, starting on the 1.

xxxp

Jordan s/t (Jordan), Wednesday, 30 July 2025 21:42 (four months ago)

Why wouldn’t a rapper emphasize a word on the upbeat?

sarahell, Wednesday, 30 July 2025 21:42 (four months ago)

sadly for the clusterfuck, I think we're actually saying the same thing

no it's good, sidebar in the clusterfuck is really my preferred spot

J Edgar Noothgrush (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Wednesday, 30 July 2025 21:43 (four months ago)

― GLOCKhart, Texas (sarahell), Wednesday, July 30, 2025 5:41 PM (one minute ago) bookmarkflaglink

I'd join you in GLOCK puns but I'm still protesting having to see "hungover beet poo" every day on here

moist corn kernels emerging fully intact in your diarrhea (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 30 July 2025 21:43 (four months ago)

Deej you definitely know that rappers emphasize words not on the beat *all the time*. They're not the drummer, they're the lead voice and often play against the beat to create some rhythmic tension and interest.

Jordan s/t (Jordan), Wednesday, 30 July 2025 21:48 (four months ago)

yes im aware -- it doesn't change how the effect of his performance in this particular instance leads to the split listening experience though no ?

ok (D-40), Wednesday, 30 July 2025 21:56 (four months ago)

does this have something to do with Sydney Sweeney? I’m out of the loop here

slowly imploding (mh), Wednesday, 30 July 2025 22:57 (four months ago)

Guys this was the thread we needed in these dark times

steal the classy spy's gun (Neanderthal), Thursday, 31 July 2025 01:28 (four months ago)

Like lookie here, a sliver of 2010 ILX.

Maybe Gucci Mane is nearby

steal the classy spy's gun (Neanderthal), Thursday, 31 July 2025 01:29 (four months ago)

tis the spirit of ludicris

five six seven, eight nine ten, begin (map), Thursday, 31 July 2025 01:39 (four months ago)

I can't hear this any other way than "out" in "roll out" being on the 1 just like "child" is 1 in "a child is born with no state of mind" in the message and to prove my point I made some terrible mashups for which i apologize but i do believe they are illustrative:

https://sndup.net/9nty5/

https://jumpshare.com/s/NoOn0ZyUyYAtKHXXyLA3

and so if i'm understanding correctly the other way of hearing it is that "out" is on the four (because the snare is on the 2) and trying to mash it up that way sounds terrible:

https://sndup.net/8wnmk/

https://jumpshare.com/s/q81cclatuFwkxeA1DaIk

corrs unplugged, Friday, 1 August 2025 09:46 (four months ago)

To answer the thread question: very carefully.

a ZX spectrum is haunting Europe (Daniel_Rf), Friday, 1 August 2025 09:53 (four months ago)

Trying to come up with parody lyrics as if Ludacris was a literal viking

sarahell, Friday, 1 August 2025 13:22 (four months ago)

And in the spirit of “death of the author” I tried to find a recording of the song where it was possible that the 1 was elsewhere —- this is the closest:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oxaib1CXFE4

sarahell, Friday, 1 August 2025 13:25 (four months ago)

Corrs, now that I firmly hear the beat with the snare on 3 (or 2 & 4 if you're counting in halftime), the first version you posted sounds insane, really off. Second version sounds good & settled.

Jordan s/t (Jordan), Friday, 1 August 2025 14:52 (four months ago)

I hear "TWIN GLOCK FORties" as three strong stresses in a row. Three equally loud footsteps bouncing up the melodic staircase. Is someone seriously trying to say that "twin glock" is an iamb?

You're supposed to go to Heaven, ideally not Las Vegas (bernard snowy), Friday, 1 August 2025 16:03 (four months ago)

and so if i'm understanding correctly the other way of hearing it is that "out" is on the four (because the snare is on the 2) and trying to mash it up that way sounds terrible:

https://sndup.net/8wnmk/

https://jumpshare.com/s/q81cclatuFwkxeA1DaIk

― corrs unplugged, Friday, August 1, 2025 5:46 AM (eight hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

Nah this way sounds hot too

moist corn kernels emerging fully intact in your diarrhea (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 1 August 2025 18:24 (four months ago)

lol yeah I do actually like that. But it also sounds cornier with the "roll out" on the 3-4, kinda cuter. Having OUT barge in on the 1 really kicks it forward imo.

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Friday, 1 August 2025 19:21 (four months ago)

Not sure what those are meant to illustrate but they sound fine?

sarahell, Friday, 1 August 2025 19:44 (four months ago)

The "Roll Out" hook works over "The Message" beat either way, but Ludacris's verse sounds way better in the first version ("out" on 1)

I do prefer Melle Mel on the second version ("out" on 4), the syncopation is really something

You're supposed to go to Heaven, ideally not Las Vegas (bernard snowy), Friday, 1 August 2025 19:53 (four months ago)

Oh, I was only listening to the ones with the Roll Out beat. Yeah I agree, I do think the 'Roll Out' hook works just as well on either part of the phrase, but the chorus and verse have to go with the first version.

Jordan s/t (Jordan), Friday, 1 August 2025 20:03 (four months ago)

i tried listening to the verse on the "out"-on-4 "message" mashup and my brain cannot process it

c u (crüt), Friday, 1 August 2025 20:05 (four months ago)

Wait’ll you hear the Roll Out (the Barrel) version!!

sarahell, Friday, 1 August 2025 20:14 (four months ago)

Oh my god, that second version makes Luda sound so SQUARE

Is that how people are hearing him on the original song? Yikes

my favorite herbs are fennel and Drake (DJP), Friday, 1 August 2025 20:32 (four months ago)

^^^^^^^^^

Jordan s/t (Jordan), Friday, 1 August 2025 20:40 (four months ago)

I can't hear this any other way than "out" in "roll out" being on the 1 just like "child" is 1 in "a child is born with no state of mind" in the message and to prove my point I made some terrible mashups for which i apologize but i do believe they are illustrative:

https://sndup.net/9nty5/

https://jumpshare.com/s/NoOn0ZyUyYAtKHXXyLA3

and so if i'm understanding correctly the other way of hearing it is that "out" is on the four (because the snare is on the 2) and trying to mash it up that way sounds terrible:

https://sndup.net/8wnmk/

https://jumpshare.com/s/q81cclatuFwkxeA1DaIk

― corrs unplugged, Friday, 1 August 2025 10:46 (eleven hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

wait, are the first two meant to equate with 'option 1/2' in the video at the top of thread, and the second two equate with 'option 3'?

Platinum Penguin Pavilion (soref), Friday, 1 August 2025 20:50 (four months ago)

yes

c u (crüt), Friday, 1 August 2025 20:56 (four months ago)

https://jumpshare.com/s/q81cclatuFwkxeA1DaIk

― corrs unplugged, Friday, 1 August 2025 10:46 (eleven hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

I’m not really sure how switching the beat better proves or illuminates anything since it’s the different aspects in concert that make it what it is, but in this case the fourth link you sent sounds cool to me

ok (D-40), Friday, 1 August 2025 21:02 (four months ago)

Ok the other link worked this time — actually you’re right this is illustrative because the first examples sound weird to me and the 3rd and 4th sound good!

ok (D-40), Friday, 1 August 2025 21:06 (four months ago)

And that’s without the chord movement so again I don’t think this is *strictly* about the chord movement for option 3 ppl

ok (D-40), Friday, 1 August 2025 21:07 (four months ago)

Oh my god, that second version makes Luda sound so SQUARE

Is that how people are hearing him on the original song? Yikes

― my favorite herbs are fennel and Drake (DJP), Friday, August 1, 2025 3:32 PM (thirty-six minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

omg dude this is breaking my brain

budo jeru, Friday, 1 August 2025 21:11 (four months ago)

hahahahahaha

budo jeru, Friday, 1 August 2025 21:11 (four months ago)

If Ralph said “pirate” instead of “viking” then that totally proves he is literally a viking…

sarahell, Friday, 1 August 2025 21:12 (four months ago)

ludacris walking into the "rollout" sessions like
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XNcEn1j0SHI

c u (crüt), Friday, 1 August 2025 21:35 (four months ago)

imho in the second of the two examples over the message (the 'option 3' version) he sounds like he's exactly in the pocket on the chorus and then it feels kind of 'off' on the verses, and on the first of the two examples over the message ('option 2' version) he sounds 'off' on the chorus and directly in the pocket on the verses.

I find it weird someone could say that he sounds 'square' in one version and not the other when it feels like he reverses his flow pocket between chorus and verse on the song itself.

naturally I think option 3 is the 'correct answer' bc the chorus would strike me as more defining of 'the song's meter than a verse flow

ok (D-40), Friday, 1 August 2025 22:05 (four months ago)

I think it's still all down to the melodic movement, the chorus vocal is the only thing that preserves it over the Message beat, that's why it sounds awkward to you (and of course it makes no sense at all when it's not doubling the horn riff).

Jordan s/t (Jordan), Friday, 1 August 2025 22:15 (four months ago)

Will someone please please please do a version of Option 3 with a hard backbeat and/or the Luda acapella. I just cannot hear it

moist corn kernels emerging fully intact in your diarrhea (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 1 August 2025 23:02 (four months ago)

The Message has a pretty hard backbeat, that's why I used it. So as I understand the example from Instagram "Roll Out" is called on 3 and 4. In this example the acapella is mashed up (badly, sry) with "Roll Out" on 3 and 4, and... it doesn't work:

https://sndup.net/gsmr7/

corrs unplugged, Monday, 4 August 2025 06:57 (four months ago)

here's the acapella (low quality via online stem splitter)
https://sndup.net/mmh93/

flexible as luda's flow is you can pretty easily count it in the verses without a beat

corrs unplugged, Monday, 4 August 2025 07:02 (four months ago)

That one's really interesting, the hook works well on beats 3+4, and Luda's flow is propulsive (in the sense of rolling across the downbeat and pulling us forward into the next bar), but the hook coming back in at the end of the verse upsets everything (not in a good way)

the most notorious Bowie knife counterfeiter of all, a man named (bernard snowy), Monday, 4 August 2025 13:02 (four months ago)

Complete speculation, but perhaps they recorded Ludacris doing the chorus and the verses intentionally with a different rhythmic feel? Because it definitely seems to switch (the same way it does in Once In A Lifetime, as someone mentioned above)?

Also, a lot of fail in this thread, but Whiney definitely comes off as someone insisting Emily Dickinson must have pronounced words differently, because poetry always rhymes.

Frederik B, Monday, 4 August 2025 14:31 (four months ago)

Once in a Lifetime doesn't switch either. :)

A rap beat doesn't always have a backbeat, but it does here.

Jordan s/t (Jordan), Monday, 4 August 2025 14:38 (four months ago)

The feel very much does. Though the beat stays the same.

Frederik B, Monday, 4 August 2025 14:57 (four months ago)

I don't believe Timbaland, Luda, or anyone involved with the recording hears it as ambiguous.

c u (crüt), Monday, 4 August 2025 15:03 (four months ago)

My guess would be they probably know enough about harmony to realize what happens if you go V-I on the first two beats.

Frederik B, Monday, 4 August 2025 15:04 (four months ago)

Like, that's quite fundamental.

Frederik B, Monday, 4 August 2025 15:04 (four months ago)

they also know enough about rhythm to find the one

c u (crüt), Monday, 4 August 2025 15:10 (four months ago)

also it's the fifth going to the tonic in the melody, not a V-I chord progression

c u (crüt), Monday, 4 August 2025 15:12 (four months ago)

Also this thread should be proof that some people's brains hear that V-I melodic movement as a strong pull to a false downbeat, and others just don't. I don't think it was bothering Timbaland and Luda at all.

Jordan s/t (Jordan), Monday, 4 August 2025 15:16 (four months ago)

Not to do the Once in a Lifetime thing again, but to me that's a very simple thing where the melody starts on the first update (& of 1), and it doesn't create any ambiguity in the phrase for me at all. But I know it messes with some people's brains.

Jordan s/t (Jordan), Monday, 4 August 2025 15:18 (four months ago)

Once In a Lifetime is mostly tricky when it's played as a group, because everybody's count starts slightly differently.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 4 August 2025 15:21 (four months ago)

this is probably the "drummer tunnel vision" lol

xp

gestures broadly at...everything (voodoo chili), Monday, 4 August 2025 15:21 (four months ago)

uh should be xxp

gestures broadly at...everything (voodoo chili), Monday, 4 August 2025 15:21 (four months ago)

I'm not saying it 'bothered' anyone who made it, I'm saying they knew what they were doing.

Frederik B, Monday, 4 August 2025 15:25 (four months ago)

i'm saying they knew what they were doing too, they just weren't doing what you think they were

c u (crüt), Monday, 4 August 2025 15:27 (four months ago)

The descending half step ("- cocked - back") in context feels like a sort of cadence even though it's syncopated. You could argue that the ear is primed less for the harmonic resolution to i than for the rhythmic resolution to "ROLL OUT", which this figure fully pays off.

the most notorious Bowie knife counterfeiter of all, a man named (bernard snowy), Monday, 4 August 2025 15:32 (four months ago)

the original salsa sample doesn't start on the one or the four - it starts on the & of four, and timbaland took that and flipped it so it starts on the one. he put a cut-time hip hop beat on top of it to emphasize where the one is. i don't believe he ever intended to mislead people about where the one is, and i don't believe that luda ever heard the one as being anywhere else.

c u (crüt), Monday, 4 August 2025 15:33 (four months ago)

Good for you, crüt, but I was answering Jordan.

Frederik B, Monday, 4 August 2025 15:34 (four months ago)

i remember a steely dan / allan holdsworth session brainiac was boggling my tiny mind trying to educate me about brazilian rhythms where no beat sounds on the one, much like you occasionally hear bandleaders or choreographers counting with emphasis on the "and" AND one AND two AND three AND four
i am not good at music or maths.
"flow" does not suggest strict adherence to a metric grid.
that henry kaiser quote about beefheart time sigs "it's all in ONE"

massaman gai (front tea for two), Monday, 4 August 2025 15:35 (four months ago)

or what crüt says

massaman gai (front tea for two), Monday, 4 August 2025 15:36 (four months ago)

Once In a Lifetime is mostly tricky when it's played as a group, because everybody's count starts slightly differently.

Or, it doesn't!

(I really don't understand this, sorry)

xp

Jordan s/t (Jordan), Monday, 4 August 2025 15:46 (four months ago)

There's a guitarloop in the chorus that begins on 3, and also the emphasis in the melody is different, and that makes it feel like it switches. But it does not, the rhythm track is the same loop all through, I don't think it's hard to start the song. Not even Talking Heads themselves were able to recreate the recorded chorus live, though.

Frederik B, Monday, 4 August 2025 15:49 (four months ago)

Fred, do you have an opinion about the viking issue?

sarahell, Monday, 4 August 2025 15:51 (four months ago)

IIRC Eno didn't know where the one was when he was producing "Once in a Lifetime" so I can understand why the studio version confuses people.

c u (crüt), Monday, 4 August 2025 15:54 (four months ago)

counting is exclusionary to the innumerate. we should just go xiuuu badoombapbap pause badoombapbap

massaman gai (front tea for two), Monday, 4 August 2025 15:57 (four months ago)

Well duh, he spells it backwards

sarahell, Monday, 4 August 2025 15:57 (four months ago)

The 'vikings' are mostly an ideological fantasy created in the nineteenth century?

I mean, it's not that there weren't vikings, but there's also farmers and thralls and women, and while some people insist on whatever the vikings were doing should be the defining feature of the age, I think it's the interplay between all of them that makes it so interesting in a weird and confusing way.

Frederik B, Monday, 4 August 2025 15:58 (four months ago)

maybe we could use instruments instead of counting to do that xiuuu badoombapbap pause badoombapbap

massaman gai (front tea for two), Monday, 4 August 2025 15:58 (four months ago)

my favourite counting is the ramones on "it's alive" where no matter what the tempo of the song is, tommy's "1234" is exactly the same speed every time

massaman gai (front tea for two), Monday, 4 August 2025 16:01 (four months ago)

you can play this game with the ramones' "loudmouth" where the downbeat for the guitars and drums is not the downbeat for joey's vocals but it doesn't fucking matter

massaman gai (front tea for two), Monday, 4 August 2025 16:11 (four months ago)

Crut’s logic — “I’m right because I think the artists agree with me” — is airtight

ok (D-40), Monday, 4 August 2025 16:21 (four months ago)

Any evidence to the contrary isn’t actually evidence, and the fact that intent doesn’t = execution is an inconvenient fantasy!

ok (D-40), Monday, 4 August 2025 16:21 (four months ago)

I mean, I don't think he is right about intent at all, lol.

Frederik B, Monday, 4 August 2025 16:23 (four months ago)

I believe that timbaland moved a sample to start on the one over a half time beat he’d already made and liked how it sounded. I’m not going to make any more assumptions about where he was counting “the one,” or whether or not him counting the one there indicates some kind of trump card authority on where the “feel” of the groove is

And once again the wedding march sounding the opposite indicates it’s not “only” the melodic movement that gives this song the feel described

ok (D-40), Monday, 4 August 2025 16:24 (four months ago)

the fact that there are lots of rap songs with a snare only on the two that “feel” this way is another inconvenience here for the 1/2 ppl

ok (D-40), Monday, 4 August 2025 16:27 (four months ago)

the original salsa sample doesn't start on the one or the four - it starts on the & of four, and timbaland took that and flipped it so it starts on the one.

Yeah this is right, imo. But anyway credit to Timbaland for a beat so fine we're still unspooling it a quarter-century later. Nobody's ever argued that it doesn't work or doesn't move.

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Monday, 4 August 2025 16:33 (four months ago)

the fact that there are lots of rap songs with a snare only on the two that “feel” this way is another inconvenience here for the 1/2 ppl

Not in Southern hip hop in 2001, right?

Crut is right, what you guys are saying is like hearing the hi-hat in jazz as on the downbeats and saying "but art is subjective, my interpretation is valid."

Jordan s/t (Jordan), Monday, 4 August 2025 16:36 (four months ago)

That’s a great analogy Jordan, because to me, the beat on this song feels like hi-hats (other people hear it as a snare, but for some reason it sounds more like a hi-hat to me idk) on the upbeat and thus it is very clear that is 1/2 …

sarahell, Monday, 4 August 2025 16:43 (four months ago)

I firmly believe that you could absolutely make a jazz song where the hi-hat is on the downbeat, though?

Frederik B, Monday, 4 August 2025 16:57 (four months ago)

Not in Southern hip hop in 2001, right?

Did people feel rhythms differently in 2001? The question is about the feel of the song which either works the way we’re describing or it doesn’t. If I try to “move around” to this beat the pulse, regardless of where the I instruments are placed, pulls me towards a specific pattern & it happens to run counter to the historical evidence of how those instruments *tend to* create a groove. But it’s the groove that determines it not the instruments

ok (D-40), Monday, 4 August 2025 16:59 (four months ago)

in the interest of ~science~ I closed by eyes and started tapping what I thought was the beat then opened them and compared to the video

my instinct was that #1 was correct. Also agreed that #2 and #1 are the same just 2 is double time.

that how I heard it at least.

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 4 August 2025 17:15 (four months ago)

I thought the question was how to count the song?

xp

il lavoro mi rovina la giornata (PBKR), Monday, 4 August 2025 17:19 (four months ago)

I firmly believe that you could absolutely make a jazz song where the hi-hat is on the downbeat, though?

Sure, I could point you to a small number of exceptions that prove the rule, like Al Foster playing off a convention intentionally. But if you're hearing a one-drop reggae song with the chanks on the downbeat or the bass drum on the 1, or a swinging jazz tune with the hi-hats on the downbeats, then there's a 99% chance that you're hearing it incorrectly by all objective measures (which do exist).

And it doesn't matter if you're just listening for enjoyment and letting it wash over you and you don't care, but yeah I'm always thinking about "what if I had to play this with other people?"

Jordan s/t (Jordan), Monday, 4 August 2025 17:21 (four months ago)

And just in case people really think I'm being a genre prescriptivist, maybe the Devo version of "Satisfaction" is a good case study. They intentionally flip all the conventions of rock & roll rhythm upside down (bass drum on the upbeats, snare only on the downbeat), so when I first heard it I needed to use all the other context clues in the song to figure out what was going on. Figuring out where the beginning of the bar is by when parts come in and out, when chords change, where the lyrics sit, etc. And that's not to say that chords and new parts can only come in on the 1, but when you take it all together you get a logic makes sense as a whole.

And makes a lot more sense than a bunch of non-sensical bars of different lengths, which is what happens when you're hearing a song on the wrong beat and then it goes to the chorus (and that's not to say that contracting or extending bars isn't a songwriting tool, but after so much time learning and memorizing songs for different gigs I have a strong sense of when I'm not getting/working against the internal logic of the song).

Jordan s/t (Jordan), Monday, 4 August 2025 17:37 (four months ago)

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steal the classy spy's gun (Neanderthal), Monday, 4 August 2025 17:42 (four months ago)

And it doesn't matter if you're just listening for enjoyment and letting it wash over you and you don't care, but yeah I'm always thinking about "what if I had to play this with other people?"

― Jordan s/t (Jordan), Monday, August 4, 2025 12:21 PM (thirty-one minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

I feel like there's a wide range of activity between 'just listening for enjoyment and letting it wash over you and don't care' and 'what if I had to play this with other people' ie all the ppl saying they are pro dancers in the conversation around this who chose option 3

ok (D-40), Monday, 4 August 2025 18:00 (four months ago)

'play this with other people' being an interesting subjective take for a song that in its original form was not 'performed'

ok (D-40), Monday, 4 August 2025 18:04 (four months ago)

all the ppl saying they are pro dancers in the conversation around this who chose option 3

???

c u (crüt), Monday, 4 August 2025 18:08 (four months ago)

man i posted an example in this thread scroll up

ok (D-40), Monday, 4 August 2025 18:11 (four months ago)

an interesting observation from reading a bunch of these comments is that I notice a lot of ppl who are 'dancers' siding with the 'off beat' camp

'as a dancer, I must say, the 5678 goes to OPTION 3'

― ok (D-40), Tuesday, July 29, 2025 5:58 PM (six days ago) bookmarkflaglink

ok (D-40), Monday, 4 August 2025 18:11 (four months ago)

I’ll bet you there are a lot more people who dance to the actual rhythm of the song

c u (crüt), Monday, 4 August 2025 18:17 (four months ago)

I bet you're a condescending dickhead

ok (D-40), Monday, 4 August 2025 18:25 (four months ago)

I’m not trying to be a dick to you! I’m just genuinely flabbergasted by this.

c u (crüt), Monday, 4 August 2025 18:30 (four months ago)

Yeah, as a singer, I would definitely count as number 3, in order to get the right feel for the hook. But D-40 is right, there's something fundamentally different with songs created with loops, samples, programming. There doesn't need to be any 'count' that encompasses all elements of the song (as there isn't in this song, the horns in the sample originally played differently, and were then put a different place in the groove) and I think a huge part of the appeal of the song is the weird interplay between rhythmic elements. I've been trying to boil it down, and it might be that Ludacris sounds so energetic, that not even the drums of the song can contain him?

Frederik B, Monday, 4 August 2025 18:36 (four months ago)

Fr, you can't have an appeal to authority using 'professional dancers' and brush aside the professional musicians. In my experience dancers aren't great at articulating rhythm verbally -- obv there's a deep physical understanding, but their language for it is totally different (much easier to musicians & dancers to communicate with actual sounds & movement).

Jordan s/t (Jordan), Monday, 4 August 2025 18:39 (four months ago)

Thank you corrs unplugged for putting Option 3 in a way I could (occasionally) hear

I think Occam's Razor says the guy who spent 2001 making "Area Codes" is not trying to be Blueface two decades early, but there's no convincing people who think meter is in the eye of the beholder and not something made to keep musicians in sync, as evidenced by that Leno clip

moist corn kernels emerging fully intact in your diarrhea (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 4 August 2025 18:45 (four months ago)

This song is such a strange example of this sort of subverted syncopation, since it's really not that hard to count (imo). As opposed to, say, Devo's "Satisfaction" or Van Halen's "Unchained" or even Zep's "Black Dog," which are designed to trip you up even when they are, rhythmically, not as complicated as it first seems (at least those first two; "Black Dog" is a different animal).

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 4 August 2025 18:54 (four months ago)

I think you guys are not understanding the situation if you're saying an artist is 'trying to blueface two decades early' or 'designed to trip you up'

its about what sounds *cool to them* no one is saying this is about being 'cutting edge' or 'complex' or anything like that

ok (D-40), Monday, 4 August 2025 18:58 (four months ago)

Fr, you can't have an appeal to authority using 'professional dancers' and brush aside the professional musicians. In my experience dancers aren't great at articulating rhythm verbally -- obv there's a deep physical understanding, but their language for it is totally different (much easier to musicians & dancers to communicate with actual sounds & movement).

― Jordan s/t (Jordan), Monday, August 4, 2025 1:39 PM (nineteen minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

ohh my appeal to authority isnt as authoritative as your appeal to authority, got it

ok (D-40), Monday, 4 August 2025 18:59 (four months ago)

Your appeal to authority is a YouTube commenter vs. the authority of Ludacris's actual drummer

moist corn kernels emerging fully intact in your diarrhea (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 4 August 2025 19:00 (four months ago)

my point is that 'appeal to authority' is not meaningful, that there are competing experiences here, way to miss the point

ok (D-40), Monday, 4 August 2025 19:01 (four months ago)

It's absolutely hilarious that D-40 was on here like 8 years ago saying offbeat drill rappers were modern day Steve Gadds brewing up new formulas for rhythmic complexity while multiplatinum melodic-pop-star Ludacris is just a babe in the woods unconsciously stumbling across feels that make "Dilla time" look like the hokey pokey

moist corn kernels emerging fully intact in your diarrhea (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 4 August 2025 19:06 (four months ago)

here's a performance where luda transitions seamlessly between "what's your fantasy" and "rollout" at 2:48 which should at least put an end to the debate of how luda hears the song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xh4aYDQIsT0

c u (crüt), Monday, 4 August 2025 19:07 (four months ago)

There is a piece of the “it must be 3” argument that I can understand from the context of my performance experience with songs that have rhythmically-tricky entrances or patterns where sometimes the only way I can get it right is to rewire the song’s meter in my head for the 2-3 problem measures and count them against the beat so I know where I’m supposed to be; however, I would only make the further leap that this means the downbeat for my part isn’t at the beginning of the measure if it was the endemic to the style of the music, like say fugue sections, and even there there’s still a steady downbeat that holds everything together even as other parts dip in and out of it.

my favorite herbs are fennel and Drake (DJP), Monday, 4 August 2025 19:08 (four months ago)

Correct, I take an opinion from someone who's made a career out of reverse-engineering hip hop beats and constantly backing up huge artists pretty seriously in this context! For dancers, as long as they're together and have a way of relating to the music, it sort of doesn't matter how they count or feel things (and they have often ways of counting that relate more to their movement than the music ime)? They can react to the music, they're not making it.

xp

Jordan s/t (Jordan), Monday, 4 August 2025 19:19 (four months ago)

hey i took a break from this thread for several days, did you guys figure out the correct way to count the beat on Ludacris' "Roll Out" yet

na (NA), Monday, 4 August 2025 19:24 (four months ago)

Anytime I need to count the beat, I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place where the downbeat hides
Then figure out whether it's single or double time
Confusing like a him-a-hemiola

steal the classy spy's gun (Neanderthal), Monday, 4 August 2025 19:27 (four months ago)

There is a piece of the “it must be 3” argument that I can understand from the context of my performance experience with songs that have rhythmically-tricky entrances or patterns where sometimes the only way I can get it right is to rewire the song’s meter in my head for the 2-3 problem measures and count them against the beat so I know where I’m supposed to be;

I have done this too -- there's a version of "I Got a Woman" my band does with these syncopated upbeat intro hits, and I can never align my brain correctly in time. So I have a way of counting it and then telling my brain 'downbeat here!' and no one is the wiser.

Same with a lot of those tricky Thelonious Monk tunes where the head is played twice, and it's rhythmically displaced on the second time around. There are certain phrases I know have trouble feeling, so I have the count memorized in case I get wrong-footed mentally.

Jordan s/t (Jordan), Monday, 4 August 2025 19:29 (four months ago)

@Jordan, probably better suited for the rhythmic illusion thread but this recent Drummeo clip analyzing Bonham's STH perf in detail esp his tricks in the bridge leading into the solo where the one is lost on the listener and most people who try to cover the song and how people try to transcribe it in weird clusters of odd time sigs but if you zoom out and ignore the chord changes and cymbal crashes it's surprisingly straight 4/4:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UtDl0aYrT70 (timestamp at 7m25s)

imperial frfr (Steve Shasta), Monday, 4 August 2025 19:56 (four months ago)

i mean i guess i'm trying to understand what the point of counting in music would even be if it wasn't intended as something for musicians to understand collectively in a performance so they can stay together?

and why would we discount drummers, who's function in music is generally to keep time?

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 4 August 2025 20:00 (four months ago)

Keeping time is the new Rockism! Only dancers can feel the trve groove! Throw off your metronomic overlords!

il lavoro mi rovina la giornata (PBKR), Monday, 4 August 2025 20:09 (four months ago)

i mean i guess i'm trying to understand what the point of counting in music would even be if it wasn't intended as something for musicians to understand collectively in a performance so they can stay together?

and why would we discount drummers, who's function in music is generally to keep time?

― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, August 4, 2025 3:00 PM (eight minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

we're not discounting drummers -- anderson paak was in the 3 camp -- drumers are not united on this being option 1/2

ok (D-40), Monday, 4 August 2025 20:10 (four months ago)

"lots of ppl are saying..."

steal the classy spy's gun (Neanderthal), Monday, 4 August 2025 20:11 (four months ago)

It's absolutely hilarious that D-40 was on here like 8 years ago saying offbeat drill rappers were modern day Steve Gadds brewing up new formulas for rhythmic complexity while multiplatinum melodic-pop-star Ludacris is just a babe in the woods unconsciously stumbling across feels that make "Dilla time" look like the hokey pokey

― moist corn kernels emerging fully intact in your diarrhea (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, August 4, 2025 2:06 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

you're a fucking moron who misremembers the argument then, too. An argument that I ended up being completely right about

ok (D-40), Monday, 4 August 2025 20:12 (four months ago)

literally a generation of rappers doing 'offbeat rapping' came from that moment! it ended up being one of the most influential effects of his approach and you guys were insisting over and over again via 'occams razor' that he was a mere amateur who couldn't rap correctly!

ok (D-40), Monday, 4 August 2025 20:13 (four months ago)

DJP otm — when I was a classical singer, my parts often didn’t come in on the 1. When I came in didn’t make that beat the 1.

sarahell, Monday, 4 August 2025 20:13 (four months ago)

D-40 is only discounting the drummer who actually played the song.

sarahell, Monday, 4 August 2025 20:14 (four months ago)

questlove is the one playing on the studio recording of 'roll out'?

ok (D-40), Monday, 4 August 2025 20:16 (four months ago)

The snare is on the 1

Sanford, Monday, 4 August 2025 20:17 (four months ago)

i'm curious where you think the downbeat is on "3hunna" xp

c u (crüt), Monday, 4 August 2025 20:18 (four months ago)

Scratch that. The “Out” is the 1.

Sanford, Monday, 4 August 2025 20:21 (four months ago)

Scratch that. The “Out” is the 1.

Sanford, Monday, 4 August 2025 20:24 (four months ago)

yes but what does "and son" think

gestures broadly at...everything (voodoo chili), Monday, 4 August 2025 20:48 (four months ago)

it seems obvious to me that in the creation of the track 'jordan is correct' but in the effect of the blend of sample and drums & rap style, the synthesis creates a layered rhythmic bed not unlike a clave where the rhythm cuts across the drums in an unexpected way

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/5f/My_Wife_and_My_Mother-In-Law_%28Hill%29.svg

yes if ur trying to recreate it on sheet music it probably makes more sense to write it without a pickup but if you're a dancer choreograph-ing to it it makes more sense to treat it as having a pickup

ok (D-40), Monday, 4 August 2025 21:00 (four months ago)

you like tomato, I like Kevin Pollack

steal the classy spy's gun (Neanderthal), Monday, 4 August 2025 21:01 (four months ago)

im not sure why group 1/2 people are so intent on there being NO AMBIGUITY but its kind of wild to me that they cant conceive of the fact that reception counter to their own might have *some meaning beyond* option 3 ppl being "fooled" literally the purpose of music is to 'fool you' into thinking you're not hearing someone hitting animal skin with sticks but some kind of living breathing abstraction

ok (D-40), Monday, 4 August 2025 21:01 (four months ago)

"you have imagined something interesting here but according to science its not interesting at all"

ok (D-40), Monday, 4 August 2025 21:05 (four months ago)

The downbeat is the downbeat. You are hearing a common effect of syncopation. It doesn’t change where the downbeat actually is.

sarahell, Monday, 4 August 2025 21:33 (four months ago)

this whole thread is a nuclear waste site and no response to it is virtuous in any way but i'll just say it's insulting to the phenomenon of meter drift and ambiguous meter to use this pop/rap song with an incredibly straightforward meter to argue that 'actually time in music is completely made up'.

five six seven, eight nine ten, begin (map), Monday, 4 August 2025 21:37 (four months ago)

I think it's very interesting that this song has qualities that trick people into hearing it the wrong way (myself included, trying to hear it correctly felt like swimming against the tide at first).

Jordan s/t (Jordan), Monday, 4 August 2025 21:41 (four months ago)

Back in 2001 when Roll Out was released, the UK charts were full of skippy 2-Step garage pop records. So as a Brit hearing it as ‘3’ it’s just like Ludacris rhyming over a Misteeq instrumental. I’m kind of sad that wasn’t what he was going for tbh

pronounced with an ‘umpty’ (Willl), Monday, 4 August 2025 21:43 (four months ago)

literally a generation of rappers doing 'offbeat rapping' came from that moment! it ended up being one of the most influential effects of his approach and you guys were insisting over and over again via 'occams razor' that he was a mere amateur who couldn't rap correctly!

― ok (D-40), Monday, August 4, 2025 3:13 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

i meant to find the hemiola debate once but i noticed "cold lampin' with flavor flav" as a great earlier example esp after the "Innovative ill factors by the Flavor Flav/Come and ride the Flavor wavei/in any year on any given day" he really lags behind then sometimes rushes ahead of the beat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zumNTLFOt-8

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 4 August 2025 21:48 (four months ago)

this whole thread is a nuclear waste site and no response to it is virtuous in any way but i'll just say it's insulting to the phenomenon of meter drift and ambiguous meter to use this pop/rap song with an incredibly straightforward meter to argue that 'actually time in music is completely made up'.

― five six seven, eight nine ten, begin (map), Monday, August 4, 2025 4:37 PM (forty-eight minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

why is it insulting if its clearly divisive on a large scale ? isn't this the best possible example in that people seem to genuinely interpret the text differently? put aside whatever weird one sided grudge you hold against me

ok (D-40), Monday, 4 August 2025 22:29 (four months ago)

I think it's very interesting that this song has qualities that trick people into hearing it the wrong way (myself included, trying to hear it correctly felt like swimming against the tide at first).

― Jordan s/t (Jordan), Monday, August 4, 2025 4:41 PM (forty-seven minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

the very fact that you have to *force yourself to hear it the 'right way'* suggests something no ? is 'the right way' prescriptive or descriptive ?

ok (D-40), Monday, 4 August 2025 22:30 (four months ago)

Just because it's tricky doesn't mean the people who are tricked got it right.

il lavoro mi rovina la giornata (PBKR), Monday, 4 August 2025 22:32 (four months ago)

I never hear the downbeat of “Think Fast” by Meat Beat Manifesto in the right place until halfway through the first verse at “This feeling is bending my mind” but that doesn’t change where the downbeat is.

It’s also a hella cool trick

my favorite herbs are fennel and Drake (DJP), Monday, 4 August 2025 22:37 (four months ago)

Been listening to the song all day, what a pleasure. Hearing it more and more as 3. The sample, the hook. That's what makes the song. The drum loop is cool and unusual. The idea that it needs to be different, because if we think of the song as different as to what it is, then it's easier to play live, even though it wasn't recorded live, and wasn't created to be played live, is just weird.

I'm kinda curious what the 'ONLY THE DRUMBEAT MATTERS!!!' people think of the chorus to Wuthering Heights...

Frederik B, Monday, 4 August 2025 22:44 (four months ago)

why is it insulting if its clearly divisive on a large scale ? isn't this the best possible example in that people seem to genuinely interpret the text differently? put aside whatever weird one sided grudge you hold against me

― ok (D-40), Monday, August 4, 2025 11:29 PM (twelve minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

i don't hold a grudge against you personally, but i am irritated by these big clusterfuck argument threads that are mostly about people arguing with you. it's been at the top of sna for two weeks and it's getting kinda old imo. i know that's not all you are and you make rad contributions elsewhere so.

we've done this thread so many times. people hear meter differently. they get very adamant about what they hear. oftentimes there are arguments for one way that are more convincing. people aren't convinced. that doesn't mean that meter is just like open to interpretation all the time or whatever. it just means that there are grey areas. like with everything.

five six seven, eight nine ten, begin (map), Monday, 4 August 2025 22:56 (four months ago)

But we’re not talking about a text … like, we could discuss what “rolling on 20s” ~means~ but this is like arguing about whether something in a different paragraph is actually in the same paragraph even though there is a line break and an indent.

sarahell, Monday, 4 August 2025 23:00 (four months ago)

i do think there's something to the argument that meter and time signature are "objective facts". it's the structure that "allows" most western music from centuries back to now to be decoded, basically. in large part, it is an immovable reference point and a backbone.

on the other hand, i think it's easily demonstrated that meter and time signature can be slippery in certain instances. it sounds like the combination of phrases and syncopation in this one song has allowed a channel of that to happen. it also happens in other circumstances. like when a drum circle is playing - patterns shift and implied downbeats change. there are a million techno tracks with ambiguous downbeats, where you could literally pick any bass hit at any point in any 'measure' and it would sound 'correct' as the downbeat.

to respond in part to some of the arguments you were making about djing, i am of the opinion that most tracks that aren't hypnotic techno or whatever have a downbeat, have phrasing, and that it's important to honor collective understanding to match them in pleasing ways that make mathematical sense, so things sound "smooth" and dancers aren't taken out of the moment trying to find the downbeat again. that was personally very important to me when i djed. i observed djs mess that up time and time again, and it drove me personally crazy but i also could not deny that it threw most other dancers into a lurch too.

again, gray areas, certain circumstances, certain other qualities of the music, and certain predilections all combine together. i will cop to thinking there are absolutely people out there who just "don't hear music very well." not saying anyone in this thread is one of those people but i'm not gonna lie that it has crossed my mind lol.

five six seven, eight nine ten, begin (map), Monday, 4 August 2025 23:11 (four months ago)

my instinct is when djing the melodic line being 'one beat off' would actual sound 'stranger' than the drums being 'one beat off' but I guess we'd have to test that in reality

ok (D-40), Monday, 4 August 2025 23:15 (four months ago)

yeah melodic lines fall on the math of time signatures. time signatures structure everything. maybe this is a math imcomprehension thing? are you ok at math d-40? genuinely curious, no shade.

five six seven, eight nine ten, begin (map), Monday, 4 August 2025 23:19 (four months ago)

shit i got sucked into this wormhole! i got better things to do. peace.

five six seven, eight nine ten, begin (map), Monday, 4 August 2025 23:23 (four months ago)

lol. i'm very aware of how time signatures work. I played trumpet for like 15 years

maybe im writing in shorthand so you think im like, an idiot, when I think im making pretty clear sense? but if Jordan and I were to agree that the melody is what drives ppl to choose option 3, my point is that if you treat the melodic phrase as if it began on the "one" of option1/2, it would sound "off" to a substantial portion of listeners because they're hearing the melodic phrase of the new song, but the drums 'work' either way (options 1/2 or 3)

ok (D-40), Monday, 4 August 2025 23:38 (four months ago)

like, the entrance of the melody reflective of option 3 would sound 'right' to 'more people' while the drums can work either way

ok (D-40), Monday, 4 August 2025 23:38 (four months ago)

like d40 played the trumpet
I'll count that beat
And break you off something

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 5 August 2025 00:29 (three months ago)

start a poll for this, but already decided the correct answer and don’t really care about other explanations?????

brimstead, Tuesday, 5 August 2025 00:49 (three months ago)

Just about calling each other “wrong” and shit.. lame

brimstead, Tuesday, 5 August 2025 00:50 (three months ago)

thread was a total trap lol

brimstead, Tuesday, 5 August 2025 00:52 (three months ago)

Earlier on during this discussion, I spent time listening to the track and concluded that I could only hear "3". I am actually a drummer, or used to be, so I know how beats are typically structured and where the snare is usually placed. But in this case, I simply cannot hear the beat as other than version "3". That doesn't mean I think that interpretation is "correct". Most likely the other version is what was intended, as plenty of people seem to hear it that way without any effort, but I'm not one of them. I decided earlier on that there was no point in me spending time trying to analyse it further, plus I had got sick of that fucking horn phrase going around my head incessantly when I was lying in bed trying to sleep. Fortunately, I can no longer remember how it goes or bring it to mind, and I'm glad of that.

dubmill, Tuesday, 5 August 2025 08:29 (three months ago)

The idea that it needs to be different, because if we think of the song as different as to what it is, then it's easier to play live, even though it wasn't recorded live, and wasn't created to be played live, is just weird.

The idea that Ludacris & his band are thinking of it differently when playing it live is bizarre. It wouldn't be easier or harder to play #3 live, that's why the live versions are a valid Rosetta stone imo.

Jordan s/t (Jordan), Tuesday, 5 August 2025 16:01 (three months ago)

deej, please humor me here -- listen to the "it's my biz-nass" chant at the end of the song. How do you hear it? Through your logic, if you're hearing it through the #3 lens, "-nass" comes on the downbeat. Doesn't that sound weird to you, given how hard he's emphasizing "Biz-" in this very straightforward chant?

We've all agreed that the melody (following the displaced sample) is weird, and the verses are so busy and full of rhythmic energy that they sort of work wherever you put them. But how do you explain this section?

Jordan s/t (Jordan), Tuesday, 5 August 2025 16:01 (three months ago)

(and to everyone piling on deej, let me be clear that I'm still enjoying talking about this, lol)

Jordan s/t (Jordan), Tuesday, 5 August 2025 16:02 (three months ago)

my answer is its a coda so idk its just doing what it does ! it doesnt sound that weird to me to do diff patterns in different sections

ok (D-40), Tuesday, 5 August 2025 16:23 (three months ago)

Earlier on during this discussion, I spent time listening to the track and concluded that I could only hear "3". I am actually a drummer, or used to be, so I know how beats are typically structured and where the snare is usually placed. But in this case, I simply cannot hear the beat as other than version "3". That doesn't mean I think that interpretation is "correct". Most likely the other version is what was intended, as plenty of people seem to hear it that way without any effort, but I'm not one of them. I decided earlier on that there was no point in me spending time trying to analyse it further, plus I had got sick of that fucking horn phrase going around my head incessantly when I was lying in bed trying to sleep. Fortunately, I can no longer remember how it goes or bring it to mind, and I'm glad of that.

― dubmill, Tuesday, August 5, 2025 3:29 AM (seven hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

this is why it always seems like 3 is losing -- 1/2 ppl are strident rule-followers who MUST be right and option 3 ppl are like 'ok if u say so' types who dont want to get into a thing about it

look at what I sacrifice for us

ok (D-40), Tuesday, 5 August 2025 16:24 (three months ago)

deej

my favorite herbs are fennel and Drake (DJP), Tuesday, 5 August 2025 16:31 (three months ago)

you okay, bud

my favorite herbs are fennel and Drake (DJP), Tuesday, 5 August 2025 16:32 (three months ago)

what is the correct way to count the beat in 4'33

gestures broadly at...everything (voodoo chili), Tuesday, 5 August 2025 16:34 (three months ago)

lol maaaan cmon

'ok if u say so' types who dont want to get into a thing about it

deej you 100% of the time absolutely want to get into a thing about it

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 5 August 2025 16:55 (three months ago)

i feel like you guys are stuck in this rigid prescriptive conception of trolling, as if the intent of the offending poster is what makes it trolling, rather than the "feel" of the posts and the lived experience of many posters who are sharing their perspective in the thread??

budo jeru, Tuesday, 5 August 2025 17:08 (three months ago)

I have to say you guys are ignoring the larger question: what is reality

J Edgar Noothgrush (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Tuesday, 5 August 2025 19:43 (three months ago)

lol shit I’ve been meaning to post something about how I basically agree with deej ~epistemologically~ though I can’t explain why

rob, Tuesday, 5 August 2025 19:52 (three months ago)

More like epistemoLOLgically

rob, Tuesday, 5 August 2025 19:53 (three months ago)

dubmill otm is all I really mean, though I’m no drummer

rob, Tuesday, 5 August 2025 19:54 (three months ago)

This actually does touch on a question I have tried to get into several times on here but with little traction - in essence, “how stridently do you believe in the correctness of your empirical experience of music” - maybe the only effective way to get people to engage with that question is to bait them into responding angrily (i.e. the question can only be considered symptomatically)

I guess all of life is just a series of senseless, repetitive activities leading to either no result or an unwanted result. Could call this the Sisyphus/Syphilis Conundrum.

Tim F, Tuesday, 5 August 2025 20:19 (three months ago)

I think all we have is competing empirical experiences of varying degrees of persuasion, and theres lots of 'silent majorities' in many conversations

deej you 100% of the time absolutely want to get into a thing about it

― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, August 5, 2025 11:55 AM (three hours ago) bookmarkflaglink


thats the joke. I said 'look at what I sacrifice for us.' im the one person who is outspoken/willing to match the hardliner absolutism of the 1/2 ppl

ok (D-40), Tuesday, 5 August 2025 20:29 (three months ago)

I do appreciate it, because it's entertaining and a fun & innocent thing to argue about. I just need you to sign this document that says that while you're free to enjoy your subjective experience of the song, you acknowledge that it's different from how the artist & producer understand and intended it.

Jordan s/t (Jordan), Tuesday, 5 August 2025 20:47 (three months ago)

xpost deej truly and i'm not being snarky this has been a blast, to come out with a true classic ilm i'm a viking clusterfuck at this late date....it's like tiger woods at the 2019 masters

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 5 August 2025 20:53 (three months ago)

All we need is the gaz coombes revival

steal the classy spy's gun (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 5 August 2025 21:42 (three months ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8mHggTYYb4

Claude Deb***y (naus), Thursday, 7 August 2025 03:21 (three months ago)

As someone whose brain defaults to '3' (on the recorded version) and is butthurt about it (fuck you Questo) I feel like Neely's theory about the 5-1 move in the bass is also why I hear it the way I do.

Maresn3st, Thursday, 7 August 2025 13:24 (three months ago)

not a big fan of the youtube explainer format but that was a neat video

corrs unplugged, Thursday, 7 August 2025 13:45 (three months ago)

"there's always a correct way of listening to music and that is one is wherever the person paying you says it is"

well I guess that settles it then

🤨

ok (D-40), Thursday, 7 August 2025 13:53 (three months ago)

I like that he establishes right at the start that Smart People who have read the Right Books understand that there is no correct way to listen to music and the people who disagree with that are all little Jordan Petersons :)

rob, Thursday, 7 August 2025 13:53 (three months ago)

interesting part of that to me was how the shifting rhythm also implies different chords to the improvisor, that the latin feel comes out of the option 3 rhythmic reading

In fact he talks about how it's not just the V-I movement but the 'salsa language' at 4:26 "the A on the and of two accent which feels like an afro carribbean tumbao bassline"

also that the alcorn state marching band ended up doubling the root rather than having that chord movement was interesting. you could argue maybe it was tripping people up but is it just as likely they felt the composition needed to be shifted to 'resolve' the tension between the diff interpretations? Like these are good musicians

ok (D-40), Thursday, 7 August 2025 14:01 (three months ago)

eddie palmieri just died im riding with 3 as a tribute

ok (D-40), Thursday, 7 August 2025 14:06 (three months ago)

That video definitively made me hear the one on "Out". Maybe I'm ultimately a lyric person, but that reading of the Roll Out tag firmed it up for me.

il lavoro mi rovina la giornata (PBKR), Thursday, 7 August 2025 14:10 (three months ago)

jesus christ this thread

"out" is a pickup note

you're welcome

Tracer Hand, Thursday, 7 August 2025 16:06 (three months ago)

I don't think "Out" is a pickup note in either version, lol. Either "roll" is a pickup (real version), or "roll out" hits on beats 3 & 4 (deej version).

Jordan s/t (Jordan), Thursday, 7 August 2025 16:36 (three months ago)

Technically Tracer is hearing 3 if “Out” reads as a pickup note, ie it’s beat 4

my favorite herbs are fennel and Drake (DJP), Thursday, 7 August 2025 17:03 (three months ago)

Neely is cool and his band Sungazer is a blast

J Edgar Noothgrush (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Thursday, 7 August 2025 17:06 (three months ago)

Oh sure, just as a pickup to the downbeat (ie WRONG, j/k lol).

Jordan s/t (Jordan), Thursday, 7 August 2025 17:07 (three months ago)

I hate his music but the Neely video is fantastic. Covers all the bases, really well.

Jordan s/t (Jordan), Thursday, 7 August 2025 17:13 (three months ago)

And deej, if that doesn't convince you that you're hearing it "wrong", but for real and explicable reasons, then I don't know what else to say.

Someone in the comments mentions Snoop Dogg's "Beautiful", another great one that some people have trouble hearing. In that case there's a totally silent downbeat (except for when the hook is being sung), and the bass drum/guitar hit on the first upbeat. Incidentally they're playing essentially the same rhythm as the sung "Once in a Lifetime" chorus that messes so many people up. I think of that as a New Orleans clave (five dotted 8th notes starting on the first upbeat).

Jordan s/t (Jordan), Thursday, 7 August 2025 17:26 (three months ago)

He admits at the beginning he’s framing it as “right” and “wrong” based on “who pays me” logic so no I’m not sold lol you like this bc it panders to the 1/2 ppl whose worldview depends on being “right”!

I don’t get the comparison to beautiful, that song has a groove that matches the snares that hit exactly on the backbeat in cut time

ok (D-40), Thursday, 7 August 2025 17:30 (three months ago)

it also probably should convince people that even the most meticulously trained musicians can hear #3 and that questlove is a jerk

gestures broadly at...everything (voodoo chili), Thursday, 7 August 2025 17:31 (three months ago)

Like this is about where the groove is felt intuitively and the example of “beautiful” sounds like someone looking for a kick on the downbeat and not finding it but I have trouble believing anyone wouldn’t find the right groove regardless

I think aside from the v-I movement part of what we’re talking about is how the Latin feel of the horns implies a double time tempo that doesn’t “make sense” harmonically with the cut time rhythm. This is why when he improvised on the option 3 version he finds himself using melodies derived from Latin music. So it’s not just the v-I movement itself but also the associations w salsa that come at w double time tempo over those chords

ok (D-40), Thursday, 7 August 2025 17:35 (three months ago)

The quarter notes in the wedding march give a different plod than the double time lift of the horns in roll out

ok (D-40), Thursday, 7 August 2025 17:36 (three months ago)

He admits at the beginning he’s framing it as “right” and “wrong” based on “who pays me” logic

That was partially a joke, he's really saying it's worth trying to hear it as the artist clearly hears it. You're ignoring everything about cultural and genre vocabulary that also supports #1 as the "real" version. And everything about how it's worthwhile in all sorts of ways to try to hear and feel that version.

and that questlove is a jerk

He's not a jerk, he's saying that if you don't have the musical skill to flip/rotate it in your head to the way the artist hears it, you're not getting the gig.

Jordan s/t (Jordan), Thursday, 7 August 2025 17:50 (three months ago)

I don’t think anyone on the option three side has ever suggested — unlike the other side — that there’s something ludicrous or “wrong” about hearing it he other way

ok (D-40), Thursday, 7 August 2025 17:55 (three months ago)

Looking forward to seeing musicians throwing their instruments down and walking out when people dance to this “incorrectly”

Have more respect for the context they shout

ok (D-40), Thursday, 7 August 2025 17:57 (three months ago)

I've watched about half of the Adam Neely video and read most of this thread and tbh I'm still not sure if I hear option 1/2 or option 3 or neither and I'm starting to think I might have the music equivalent of dyslexia

Platinum Penguin Pavilion (soref), Thursday, 7 August 2025 18:15 (three months ago)

I don't care how people personally hear/feel the song - it's just the implication that Timba/Luda thought it was anything other than option 1 that pisses me off.

c u (crüt), Thursday, 7 August 2025 18:29 (three months ago)

(option 1/2 i should say)

c u (crüt), Thursday, 7 August 2025 18:29 (three months ago)

Looking forward to seeing musicians throwing their instruments down and walking out when people dance to this “incorrectly”

I have seen enough white people dance for this to not bother me anymore

my favorite herbs are fennel and Drake (DJP), Thursday, 7 August 2025 18:35 (three months ago)

it's just the implication that Timba/Luda thought it was anything other than option 1 that pisses me off.

Same (and that it's not interesting or significant compared to how you hear it).

Jordan s/t (Jordan), Thursday, 7 August 2025 18:38 (three months ago)

Ok well I still think it’s presumptuous to assume you know what they thought and likewise that would they thought must be a decisive factor in determining how the groove ends up

ok (D-40), Thursday, 7 August 2025 18:50 (three months ago)

*that what they thought …

ok (D-40), Thursday, 7 August 2025 18:57 (three months ago)

I’m a terrible dancer but a somewhat better drummer and the way the beat makes me move instinctively is totally 1/2. I’d actually love to see videos of good dancers who hear it as 1/2 side by side with those who hear it as 3 — curious what that would look like. (Or maybe it wouldn’t matter? ARE people moving to it differently depending on how they hear it?)

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Thursday, 7 August 2025 19:01 (three months ago)

Ok well I still think it’s presumptuous to assume you know what they thought and likewise that [what] they thought must be a decisive factor in determining how the groove ends up

… It’s presumptuous to say that the people who put together a song had any intention for or say in how it turned out? Or am I misunderstanding you?

my favorite herbs are fennel and Drake (DJP), Thursday, 7 August 2025 19:25 (three months ago)

I did like the bit about drummers in that video. It's a good point that drummers constantly have to practice displacing phrases, which have a melodic shape but not definite pitch. A lot of talk about "drummer tunnel vision" in this thread. But the drummer doesn't just keep the time like a metronome, they're responsible for outlining and supporting the structure of everything else. They're almost never playing a written part, so they have to feel and understand what everyone else is doing to make it work.

Jordan s/t (Jordan), Thursday, 7 August 2025 19:32 (three months ago)

It’s presumptuous to say that the people who put together a song had any intention for or say in how it turned out? Or am I misunderstanding you?

― my favorite herbs are fennel and Drake (DJP), Thursday, August 7, 2025 2:25 PM (forty-seven minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

It’s presumptuous that what is intended is necessarily what is produced. You put a cut time rap beat over a salsa sample and the alchemical reaction is unpredictable

ok (D-40), Thursday, 7 August 2025 20:14 (three months ago)

I did like the bit about drummers in that video. It's a good point that drummers constantly have to practice displacing phrases, which have a melodic shape but not definite pitch. A lot of talk about "drummer tunnel vision" in this thread. But the drummer doesn't just keep the time like a metronome, they're responsible for outlining and supporting the structure of everything else. They're almost never playing a written part, so they have to feel and understand what everyone else is doing to make it work.

― Jordan s/t (Jordan), Thursday, August 7, 2025 2:32 PM (forty-eight minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

This song is a drum loop and a sample put together

ok (D-40), Thursday, 7 August 2025 20:21 (three months ago)

I'm talking about the idea that drummers just listen to the drums when learning/analyzing music.

Jordan s/t (Jordan), Thursday, 7 August 2025 20:59 (three months ago)

I don’t get the comparison to beautiful, that song has a groove that matches the snares that hit exactly on the backbeat in cut time

Oh, I'm sure there are people who hear the first note of the beat as the 1, with the snares on the upbeat.

Jordan s/t (Jordan), Thursday, 7 August 2025 21:47 (three months ago)

the thing is you do know what the musicians thought when you hear them count 4. that's just the end of the hunt. it's a free country and we all love our thoughts so much, but that four count is the nail in the coffin of finding the one any place else except as a pet idea. I have plenty of pet ideas that are wrong too! I will never relinquish them! yall will never know the joy of my wrong ideas! but, I try not to construct a giant theory about how right and wrong are nonsense constructions failing to take into account that my wrong idea is cool and seems right to me.

J Edgar Noothgrush (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Thursday, 7 August 2025 21:49 (three months ago)

Right and wrong are nonsense constructions when it comes to art which is interpreted by the listener and leaves its creator’s hands the moment it becomes a public piece

ok (D-40), Thursday, 7 August 2025 23:11 (three months ago)

This conversation has become a bunch of dudes sniffing their own farts and proclaiming theirs the sweetest-smelling

my favorite herbs are fennel and Drake (DJP), Thursday, 7 August 2025 23:24 (three months ago)

Isn't that the board description?

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Friday, 8 August 2025 01:40 (three months ago)

xxp lol you are the one who literally asked "what is the correct way to count the beat" which implies an objective answer

suck it up, loser

also: DNFTT

I'm out

sleeve, Friday, 8 August 2025 01:49 (three months ago)

im not sure why im being called a TROLL for suggesting that the creator doesn't have permanent authority over the way a song is counted, that its interpretation by the audience is as much a part of its meaning in the world, but im glad that knowing how ludacris' band counted it off in a live performance of the song is so important to you

ok (D-40), Friday, 8 August 2025 02:16 (three months ago)

"oh we've 'uncovered' the 'correct' way because its creator said this' (timbaland and ludacris have said nothing of the kind)

ok (D-40), Friday, 8 August 2025 02:17 (three months ago)

A song's meaning is created by the artist and the audience for sure, but I think how musicians agree on meter and phrasing is in a different category.

(they don't have to say it, all the evidence is there)

Jordan s/t (Jordan), Friday, 8 August 2025 02:41 (three months ago)

Right and wrong are nonsense constructions when it comes to art which is interpreted by the listener and leaves its creator’s hands the moment it becomes a public piece

no, this is false. this is a generalization from the right claim that there's no gold standard for art -- if you like something, you like it, you're not "wrong" for not liking something. but Moby Dick is not a book about the life and times of Elizabeth Cady Stanton; you are wrong if you say it is, wrong forever no matter how cleverly you can make your case. learning, when we're young, how subjective response allows for a wide variety of interpretation: it's mind-blowing. extending that to "right and wrong are nonsense constructions when it comes to art" is a complete misunderstanding of the lesson.

J Edgar Noothgrush (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Friday, 8 August 2025 04:14 (three months ago)

It’s presumptuous that what is intended is necessarily what is produced. You put a cut time rap beat over a salsa sample and the alchemical reaction is unpredictable

Either this is just a bad metaphor or you really aren’t getting what a downbeat is? It is not an alchemical reaction, it is a formal structural element that you may “feel” differently, but it is what it is. Like these samples are placed on a grid. The grid doesn’t change.

And Jordan otm re cultural and genre vocabulary. Like, it’s very common in some genres for the groove to not “hit” on the 1. Like, deej, you are hearing it fine, but you are ascribing technical terms incorrectly.

sarahell, Friday, 8 August 2025 05:47 (three months ago)

It is not an alchemical reaction, it is a formal structural element that you may “feel” differently, but it is what it is.

this is a bizarre sentence, sorry. how one 'feels' the groove is what makes the groove what it is. I would argue that is the *essential constitutive element* of how one 'counts' the groove. Grooves can be shaped by a multitude of factors as has been discussed ad nauseum by both sides of this argument. some people feel it in different ways; it's my belief that the *feel* of the groove matters more than the Professional Studio Musician assumptions of how one counts the song.

ok (D-40), Friday, 8 August 2025 05:56 (three months ago)

no, this is false. this is a generalization from the right claim that there's no gold standard for art -- if you like something, you like it, you're not "wrong" for not liking something. but Moby Dick is not a book about the life and times of Elizabeth Cady Stanton; you are wrong if you say it is, wrong forever no matter how cleverly you can make your case. learning, when we're young, how subjective response allows for a wide variety of interpretation: it's mind-blowing. extending that to "right and wrong are nonsense constructions when it comes to art" is a complete misunderstanding of the lesson.

― J Edgar Noothgrush (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Thursday, August 7, 2025 11:14 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

is there a substantial population of people who think that 'moby dick' is about the life and times of elizabeth cady stanton? is there a controversy around this interpretation? in fact literature & the 'point' of literary works is frequently debated. this is a specific subject where not only are there popular opposing interpretations, but among *professional musicians* there are differences of opinion on how they *hear the song.* the central conflict in this thread, I think, as it turns out, is not whether or not one way or the other is 'correct', but about whether or not there can be a 'definitive' interpretation

ok (D-40), Friday, 8 August 2025 05:59 (three months ago)

Loved watching the Neely video. it pretty much voiced what I've been going through internally since realizing 5 days ago I've been hearing it "wrong" for 20+ years. Always thought the song had a bunch of weird rhythm choices - now that I hear it as 1/2 the song sounds more normal

Vinnie, Friday, 8 August 2025 09:18 (three months ago)

As someone with an extremely limited understanding of music theory I've found this whole argument really interesting, so I have to say thanks to deej for that. Especially the stuff about the V-I in the melody, I hadn't even considered that that would play into how I heard a beat. FWIW it is definitely 1/2 for me although I can make myself hear it as 3 in the choruses (but not the verses).

Gavin, Leeds, Friday, 8 August 2025 09:46 (three months ago)

this is a bizarre sentence, sorry. how one 'feels' the groove is what makes the groove what it is. I would argue that is the *essential constitutive element* of how one 'counts' the groove. Grooves can be shaped by a multitude of factors as has been discussed ad nauseum by both sides of this argument. some people feel it in different ways; it's my belief that the *feel* of the groove matters more than the Professional Studio Musician assumptions of how one counts the song.

Did you title the thread, "how does one feel the groove" or "what is the correct way to count the beat"? One is subjective, and one is not.

il lavoro mi rovina la giornata (PBKR), Friday, 8 August 2025 11:27 (three months ago)

Now I’m kind of curious where people feel the downbeat in “Happy Birthday”

my favorite herbs are fennel and Drake (DJP), Friday, 8 August 2025 11:55 (three months ago)

Keep hearing this but substituting JOL OUT

steal the classy spy's gun (Neanderthal), Friday, 8 August 2025 14:32 (three months ago)

Lol this will probably sound dumb, but for a large portion of my life I just thought of happy birthday as a sort of formless chant, until one day I took a moment to think about it and realized 'oh, it's in 3/4 and "happy" is a pickup.'

Jordan s/t (Jordan), Friday, 8 August 2025 14:53 (three months ago)

This debate’s options are the practical use of asking “Are we human or are we dancer?”

moist corn kernels emerging fully intact in your diarrhea (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 8 August 2025 15:01 (three months ago)

When I dance I am literally a viking.

sarahell, Friday, 8 August 2025 15:35 (three months ago)

Lol this will probably sound dumb, but for a large portion of my life I just thought of happy birthday as a sort of formless chant, until one day I took a moment to think about it and realized 'oh, it's in 3/4 and "happy" is a pickup.'

I’d never thought about it until Dan’s post! (quickly came to same realization.)

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Friday, 8 August 2025 15:45 (three months ago)

Did you title the thread, "how does one feel the groove" or "what is the correct way to count the beat"? One is subjective, and one is not.

― il lavoro mi rovina la giornata (PBKR), Friday, August 8, 2025 6:27 AM (four hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

The correct way to count it flows from the pulse not vice versa

ok (D-40), Friday, 8 August 2025 15:57 (three months ago)

You realize you are using words to mean things that aren’t what the words actually mean?

sarahell, Friday, 8 August 2025 16:11 (three months ago)

Like by “viking” I am referring to a prominent 19th Century feminist such as Elizabeth Cady Stanton

sarahell, Friday, 8 August 2025 16:13 (three months ago)

And because vikings were sea-faring adventurers, Moby Dick could actually be about Elizabeth Cady Stanton

sarahell, Friday, 8 August 2025 16:14 (three months ago)

"roll out" is about elizabeth cady stanton and her band of 12 viking studs "rolling out" to normandy.

five six seven, eight nine ten, begin (map), Friday, 8 August 2025 16:21 (three months ago)

The correct way to count it flows from the pulse not vice versa

That sentence doesn't really mean anything -- pulse is just tempo without specifying meter. You can certainly have music that has pulse without meter, which of course isn't this hip hop song. Meter is what this whole thread is about, because people disagree about the strong and weak pulses (or at least at this point, most people agree that the sample placement can make it hard to hear the strong and weak pulses correctly, for some people's brains).

Jordan s/t (Jordan), Friday, 8 August 2025 16:39 (three months ago)

Her twin glock 40s are actually her boobs

sarahell, Friday, 8 August 2025 17:29 (three months ago)

Cocked back = corseted

sarahell, Friday, 8 August 2025 17:30 (three months ago)

Rolling on 20s — 20s refer to the length of the oars operated by the viking studs

sarahell, Friday, 8 August 2025 17:32 (three months ago)

I feel like a bad person for saying this, but the correct way to count this song is neither mysterious nor particularly debatable.

whimsical skeedaddler (Moodles), Friday, 8 August 2025 17:35 (three months ago)

I feel like a bad person for saying this, but the correct way to count this song is neither mysterious nor particularly debatable.

― whimsical skeedaddler (Moodles), Friday, August 8, 2025 12:35 PM (nine minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

The last person who popped into this thread to say this agreed with me but assumed he didn’t because I was taking the unpopular position

ok (D-40), Friday, 8 August 2025 17:44 (three months ago)

That sentence doesn't really mean anything -- pulse is just tempo without specifying meter. You can certainly have music that has pulse without meter, which of course isn't this hip hop song. Meter is what this whole thread is about, because people disagree about the strong and weak pulses (or at least at this point, most people agree that the sample placement can make it hard to hear the strong and weak pulses correctly, for some people's brains).

― Jordan s/t (Jordan), Friday, August 8, 2025 11:39 AM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

I can’t use the word “pulse” to indicate the broader pattern of “strong or weak pulse placement”?? Ok sorry for the incorrect useage. The meter should flow from the strong and weak pattern of the pulse not by the dictates of the drummer asked to translate a production made entirely on machines into a live setting

ok (D-40), Friday, 8 August 2025 17:46 (three months ago)

unfortunately, I do not also agree with you

xp

whimsical skeedaddler (Moodles), Friday, 8 August 2025 17:46 (three months ago)

It’s “not particularly debatable” but there’s like five YouTube explainers about the controversy

ok (D-40), Friday, 8 August 2025 17:49 (three months ago)

being wrong has never been an obstacle to harvesting clicks

whimsical skeedaddler (Moodles), Friday, 8 August 2025 17:56 (three months ago)

How many YouTube explainers are there about jet fuel melting steel beams?

sarahell, Friday, 8 August 2025 18:06 (three months ago)

So now hearing the pulse differently is comparable to a conspiracy theory. Before that it was “post modernism gone mad”. I swear you guys will take the most absurd positions just to show your allegiance to consensus

ok (D-40), Friday, 8 August 2025 18:12 (three months ago)

Cause the world keeps spinnin' 'round and 'round
And my heart's keepin' time to the speed of sound
I was lost 'til I heard the drums, then I found my way
'Cause you can't count the beat!

steal the classy spy's gun (Neanderthal), Friday, 8 August 2025 18:14 (three months ago)

It’s “not particularly debatable” but there’s like five YouTube explainers about the controversy

But they all come to the conclusion that there's a correct interpretation, which is hard for some people to hear or internalize for all the reasons we've talked about.

not by the dictates of the drummer asked to translate a production made entirely on machines into a live setting

They're not translating it or changing it at all, the live performances just provide extra information that confirms how Luda actually hears his own song.

Jordan s/t (Jordan), Friday, 8 August 2025 18:19 (three months ago)

it's not a conspiracy theory, but it sure ain't music theory either, it's just incorrect, and the fact that people have the ability to take an opposing position and make YouTube videos about it does not actually validate that position

whimsical skeedaddler (Moodles), Friday, 8 August 2025 18:19 (three months ago)

Have you considered that we are taking absurd positions in an attempt to demonstrate the absurdity of your position?

sarahell, Friday, 8 August 2025 18:20 (three months ago)

But they all come to the conclusion that there's a correct interpretation, which is hard for some people to hear or internalize for all the reasons we've talked about.

They don’t all do that, one of the guys was in team 3, but regardless, I can “hear” the 1/2 interpretation, I’m disagreeing w the (widely accepted) consensus that it is the “correct” one

ok (D-40), Friday, 8 August 2025 18:24 (three months ago)

Have you considered that we are taking absurd positions in an attempt to demonstrate the absurdity of your position?

― sarahell, Friday, August 8, 2025 1:20 PM (three minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

By suggesting a widely-held experience of the song is a “conspiracy theory” you’re doing the opposite. It is a song ppl live with socially. If they elect to dance to it as if the “one” is where they hear it, it does not lead it out institutions crumbling

ok (D-40), Friday, 8 August 2025 18:25 (three months ago)

Though the way some of you act you’d think it was

ok (D-40), Friday, 8 August 2025 18:26 (three months ago)

Is this what Kellyanne Conway meant when she talked about "alternative beats"

steal the classy spy's gun (Neanderthal), Friday, 8 August 2025 18:30 (three months ago)

is anyone on here saying "people are dancing to this wrong"?

whimsical skeedaddler (Moodles), Friday, 8 August 2025 18:37 (three months ago)

By suggesting a widely-held experience of the song is a “conspiracy theory”

LudAnon!

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Friday, 8 August 2025 18:48 (three months ago)

Maybe this song never existed

steal the classy spy's gun (Neanderthal), Friday, 8 August 2025 18:54 (three months ago)

Afaik the song was created without any required choreography so who gives a fuck about dancing and what dancers do in this context!

sarahell, Friday, 8 August 2025 19:20 (three months ago)

another nonsensical point from sarahell

ok (D-40), Friday, 8 August 2025 19:28 (three months ago)

is anyone on here saying "people are dancing to this wrong"?

― whimsical skeedaddler (Moodles), Friday, August 8, 2025 1:37 PM (fifty minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

yes?

ok (D-40), Friday, 8 August 2025 19:28 (three months ago)

No, I'm just saying dancers are not primary authority figures when it comes to analyzing or defining the meter of a piece. I truly don't care how people dance (although watching people dance to this would be a good indicator of how they feel the beat, for sure).

That the track would make someone physically react in an upbeat, salsa-esque, option #3 type of way is interesting and I get it, but that doesn't mean it's therefore the correct interpretation that takes priority over the milieu that Luda and Timbaland are working in.

Jordan s/t (Jordan), Friday, 8 August 2025 19:41 (three months ago)

wait, it just occurred to me that deej keeps making the argument "this is constructed in a computer so you can't apply regular music rules based on live performance counting to it" but in a way computer music is even more constricted to the bars/beats (usually 4/4) formula because that's how regions appear in most DAWs.

so the answer nearly has to be the kick drum that kicks off the song is the downbeat, right? Because that would literally be the first beat in the first bar/region of the project because it would come first on the track timeline.

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 8 August 2025 20:58 (three months ago)

so the answer nearly has to be the kick drum that kicks off the song is the downbeat, right? Because that would literally be the first beat in the first bar/region of the project because it would come first on the track timeline.

Yes, but, for the sake of argument, that doesn't prove anything, because it's easy enough to move everything and have it start from bar 2 or bar 3, preceding it with a lead-in note/beat on the 4th beat of the bar before.

dubmill, Friday, 8 August 2025 21:02 (three months ago)

Also just the point that the effect of the music is the determining factor not the grid in which it’s created

I think Jordan’s last post is sensible it’s just that the salsa feel overtakes the song for me in a way, like dropping cilantro in a meal in a way that dominates the other flavors

ok (D-40), Friday, 8 August 2025 21:07 (three months ago)

And I guess also I’m trying to call into question the concept of “primary authority figures” in general I suppose

ok (D-40), Friday, 8 August 2025 21:08 (three months ago)

Also not that it matters, but Timbaland wasn't using a DAW at this point, I'm nearly certain. Probably a sampling keyboard (Ensoniq ASR-10, Korg Triton). But I don't think deej is arguing about where Timbaland thinks the 1 is anymore, just that it doesn't matter compared to listener interpretation.

xp

Jordan s/t (Jordan), Friday, 8 August 2025 21:08 (three months ago)

it’s just that the salsa feel overtakes the song for me in a way

I think it may the same for me.

Having read several people refer positively to the Adam Neely video, I decided to watch it. My hopes were raised when he said that changing the pitch of the first note of the horn phrase helped in reframing the downbeat for him. His rationale for doing that was correct. But it didn’t work in reframing it for me. I still just heard “3”, but with the pitch of the first horn note changed. I think what I might find more helpful is to keep the first two notes (with or without the original pitch of the first note) but mute the third and fourth notes. It’s those two notes that do it for me. The final two notes are probably neither here nor there. As it stands, the bounce of the complete horn phrase is what pulls me a particular way, and it’s compounded by having heard the vocals so many times that the phrasing of those is ingrained as well, because they fit in a certain way with how I hear the horns. The drums I just perceive as playing a sort of incidental offbeat pattern, one that reinforces the horn phrase. I carried on watching the video some way after that point but eventually got bored with it. He demonstrated all sorts of techniques he used to help retrain himself, but nothing changed for me.

dubmill, Friday, 8 August 2025 21:13 (three months ago)

what happens if you just count 1 on the very first beat and go from there? I feel like if you lock in from the beginning like that, it should feel very natural after a few times through the riff.

whimsical skeedaddler (Moodles), Friday, 8 August 2025 21:21 (three months ago)

what happens if you just count 1 on the very first beat and go from there?

I've tried that but I just quickly drift off into the other timing, because I can hear the horns and I perceive them in a certain way. Also, for the duration that I'm counting it correctly, I'm not feeling it. It just feels like, I can hear those horns, and I'm conscious at the same time that I'm counting 1, 2, 3, 4... but the numbers are in the wrong place. That's how it feels, and soon I drift off anyway as I can't keep it up.

dubmill, Friday, 8 August 2025 21:27 (three months ago)

The retraining method that worked for me was to mentally hear *every* note of the horn riff at the same pitch, and to think of that against the drums and the hook. Then I could maintain it when listening to the real track, and now can mentally flip back and forth pretty easily.

Jordan s/t (Jordan), Friday, 8 August 2025 21:38 (three months ago)

Can the subaltern count the beat

steal the classy spy's gun (Neanderthal), Friday, 8 August 2025 21:40 (three months ago)

The retraining method that worked for me was to mentally hear *every* note of the horn riff at the same pitch, and to think of that against the drums and the hook.

I might have to make my own version of the horns and beat, then experiment with muting certain horn notes or, like you say, changing all the pitches.

dubmill, Friday, 8 August 2025 21:47 (three months ago)

I clicked on this thread expecting to rmde but this is an interesting discussion (although I’d rather drink paint than watch Adam Neely talk about anything)

Imo two answers can be correct. “Sweet Home Alabama” is I-bVII-V the whole way through but the band themselves play it as V-IV-I and have made it clear that this is how they hear it.

“Once In A Lifetime” deliberately and intentionally transplants the downbeat on its choruses— you can learn the song with the 1 following the verse template, or learn the song with the 1 following the chorus template, or even add some 2/4 bars if you want— they’re all correct ways to hear and play the song.

Ludacris: It sounds to me as if the studio recording was designed to be felt as 1-2-3-Roll Out-2-3. In the live setting— despite one hearing three clicks before the entry— the performance entirely suggests they’re playing 1-2-Roll-Out 1-2. The clicks, I feel, are perhaps a maguffin, like the live audio might’ve switched on late and the audience misses one.

Both can be the case; salsa rhythms are all about dampening and obscuring the downbeat, it doesn’t need to be one or the other in terms of how it is felt or how it is played. I would be interested to hear how Luda counts it— but even then his own way of hearing it wouldn’t need to be taken as ironclad, he counts it in the way that makes sense for him to perform it, that’s all.

you have to be avant-garde and stupid at the same (flamboyant goon tie included), Friday, 8 August 2025 22:10 (three months ago)

Here’s an interesting clip about “get low”’s groove where I feel like the opposite is true — the drums are “true” time the horns are anchored to rather than vice versa
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DM8EiQrRTZp/?igsh=cTE3MWVmbGU2b3Qw

ok (D-40), Friday, 8 August 2025 22:25 (three months ago)

I've tried that but I just quickly drift off into the other timing, because I can hear the horns and I perceive them in a certain way. Also, for the duration that I'm counting it correctly, I'm not feeling it. It just feels like, I can hear those horns, and I'm conscious at the same time that I'm counting 1, 2, 3, 4... but the numbers are in the wrong place.

This is where i'm at. That prosody tip ("roll OUT") almost helped, but it wasn't enough.

enochroot, Saturday, 9 August 2025 22:14 (three months ago)

Pretty much impossible for me to even wrap my head around this because the riff that runs throughout the song starts with two quarter notes on the 1 and 2 followed by a snare drum on the 3, it counts the beat for the you!

whimsical skeedaddler (Moodles), Saturday, 9 August 2025 22:29 (three months ago)

This thread makes me think of a joke that was only funny to dad. He'd sing "Take Me Out to the Ballgame" but use "take" as a pickup with "me" being the downbeat, so the song would end with a half beat of silence in the final measure. He thought it was hilarious. Yet somehow hated Andy Kaufman

steal the classy spy's gun (Neanderthal), Sunday, 10 August 2025 01:19 (three months ago)

ok fgti hearing the live version with "out" as the 4 is fascinating to me because the live version really emphasises the snare and makes it sound more like just a typical half-time groove. i still hear the studio version the same way but it feels less obvious because the snare's fairly soft so it's at least a bit disorienting with all the syncopation elsewhere

ufo, Sunday, 10 August 2025 05:39 (three months ago)

Agreed, the audio on the live count-off is a little weird but everything else is crystal clear (fills/crashes, going on in and out of breakdowns and beat changes, etc).

I guess I don't really believe in multiple correct ways of hearing things, it's truly dependent on the cultural context of the artist and the way they hear it. That's been my experience trying to immerse myself in lots of different sorts of (mostly diasporic) music, it's my job to hear and feel it the same as the people who make and are immersed in it do.

Also fgti I love you but I still disagree about Once in a Lifetime, I think "days" falls on the 3 and the chorus vocal starts on the & of 1. No 2/4 bars necessary, everything's in 4 bar phrases, it just makes sense (no pun intended).

Jordan s/t (Jordan), Sunday, 10 August 2025 16:15 (three months ago)

I think people can create something with intent in one direction and it 'comes out the other end' in a different manner regardless of their intent because of how rhythm can function. I dont actually think the artist has primacy inside the contest of 'cultural context'

ok (D-40), Monday, 11 August 2025 03:50 (three months ago)

Jordan you don’t need to express love to disagree with me (or Eno and Byrne, who have acknowledged the deliberate switch-up as being a product of their process; what I typed is “canon” insofar as it could be considered canon)… as D-40 states your hearing of “days” being on the 3 is disparate from artist intentions and/or process and that is fine that you hear it that way, even if I have never heard it that way, I think we can all agree that when a music creates the possibility of multiple interpretations that is a quality and an asset and a delight

you have to be avant-garde and stupid at the same (flamboyant goon tie included), Monday, 11 August 2025 04:00 (three months ago)

I really do wonder if it would have been as big a hit if the sample was placed in a more obvious position.

Also it's dawning on me that it might be a uniquely drummers' plight to not have the luxury of a subjective interpretation. For anyone else in the band, you can play your part and even solo while thinking of the downbeat differently and it might still work, without anyone noticing. But I don't think you can get away with it as a drummer, which is why I initially found the discovery that I was hearing this song "wrong" so unsettling. I couldn't let it go until I got my head around it.

Jordan s/t (Jordan), Monday, 11 August 2025 04:17 (three months ago)

To me, Once In A Lifetime is a different situation where it is truly ambiguous because the vocal emphasis shifts between the verse and chorus. You can count straight 4/4 throughout and just let that emphasis fall where it will or count half bar transitions between parts in order to "fix" it, kind of comes down to a matter of preference.

Roll Out doesnt have this kind of ambiguity. The beat is very consistent throughout, and the riff and vocals stick with the beat.

whimsical skeedaddler (Moodles), Monday, 11 August 2025 04:27 (three months ago)

To me the vocal in Once in a Lifetime doesn't pull my ear in any unusual way, it feels utterly straightforward to me. Which I guess is how some people feel about Roll Out, the ones who never heard the "first beat is a pickup" version.

Jordan s/t (Jordan), Monday, 11 August 2025 04:35 (three months ago)

i will probably always remember this as the summer i went around mumbling ’2-3-Roll Out!-2-3’ under my breath involuntarily for two weeks

i hid your comb in the teapot (Deflatormouse), Monday, 11 August 2025 17:23 (three months ago)

Also not that it matters, but Timbaland wasn't using a DAW at this point, I'm nearly certain. Probably a sampling keyboard (Ensoniq ASR-10, Korg Triton). But I don't think deej is arguing about where Timbaland thinks the 1 is anymore, just that it doesn't matter compared to listener interpretation.

xp

― Jordan s/t (Jordan), Friday, 8 August 2025 21:08 (three days ago)

that's interesting I can't even remember when DAWs took over anymore, seems like forever

THAT SAID:

Does anyone have a compelling reason why the first bass drum hit, the first moment of the song is not the one??

It just seems like the simplest, most logical thing, and it also clearly works if you count 1-2-3-4 from there.

It's Luda's Razor.

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 11 August 2025 17:41 (three months ago)

it's truly none of my business, my busnass

steal the classy spy's gun (Neanderthal), Monday, 11 August 2025 17:49 (three months ago)

Btw I'm comfortable with ambiguity where it makes sense. I make music with someone who uses some generative techniques that don't always conform to bar lines or four bar phrases, and I love playing in pulse-without-meter situations, just vibes.

I don't think there's actually any ambiguity in these pop hits, just harmonic illusions that throw some percentage of listeners off. And when I sense that there's a clear structure that I'm not quite getting, I'm definitely more of a "solve the puzzle" than an "embrace the mystery" person, apparently.

Jordan s/t (Jordan), Monday, 11 August 2025 18:02 (three months ago)

yeah i'm surprised there's any debate here. like, the "so" is on the kick, the "money" is on the snare, it's really straightforward with a little bit of polyrhythmic decoration.

and i say that as a drummer who will still get slightly lost on where the 1 is on certain songs if it doesn't start with the drums.

some dude, Monday, 11 August 2025 18:26 (three months ago)

Does anyone have a compelling reason why the first bass drum hit, the first moment of the song is not the one??

There are hundreds of rap songs that start with a pickup note. As discussed though I don’t think there’s even a disagreement about the idea that the drum loop was designed as a cut time first note/first beat loop.

The disagreement is around the feel of the song. I think the feel suggests a double-time count with a pickup. Several drummers think the count is exclusively about their jobs

ok (D-40), Monday, 11 August 2025 19:21 (three months ago)

okay so show me an example of one of these hundreds

i'm not a drummer and i honestly went into this with no agenda but it just seems like an extremely simple and obvious count

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 11 August 2025 19:44 (three months ago)

Deej it sounds like at this point you're acknowledging that the canonical, intended version starts on the 1. But you're defending your right to hear and prefer the pickup interpretation, yeah? As a probably unintended but more interesting (to you) version?

Jordan s/t (Jordan), Monday, 11 August 2025 20:00 (three months ago)

To me, Once In A Lifetime is a different situation where it is truly ambiguous because the vocal emphasis shifts between the verse and chorus. You can count straight 4/4 throughout and just let that emphasis fall where it will or count half bar transitions between parts in order to "fix" it, kind of comes down to a matter of preference.

Out of curiosity I looked up sheet music for the song, and all the versions I found have exactly that — a 2/4 measure leading into the chorus. That doesn't make it definitive, but it means that's an easy way for musicians to count it. (That would put "days" on the 1, which is where it feels like it is, but obviously if you don't do the 2/4 bar then "days" does land on the 3.)

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Monday, 11 August 2025 20:12 (three months ago)

I hung out with a music teacher friend of mine yesterday and we played "Roll Out" on his phone and he said something like anyone who picks option three just likes to hear themselves talk.

moist corn kernels emerging fully intact in your diarrhea (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 11 August 2025 20:13 (three months ago)

Also, I recently read that TH made "Once in a Lifetime" intentionally confusing

moist corn kernels emerging fully intact in your diarrhea (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 11 August 2025 20:14 (three months ago)

I am on tenterhooks waiting for where the goalposts will be placed next, folks.

il lavoro mi rovina la giornata (PBKR), Monday, 11 August 2025 20:15 (three months ago)

Funny, it doesn't feel that way to me, but like I said I play a ton of New Orleans music based on a clave that's the same rhythm, all upbeats and offbeats except for the 3.

Also people should remember that even "official sheet music" usually just represents the opinion of one person who got paid to transcribe it, usually not verified by the artist who doesn't read sheet music.

Jordan s/t (Jordan), Monday, 11 August 2025 20:16 (three months ago)

That would put "days" on the 1

which is also where the strummy chorus guitar part also starts

whimsical skeedaddler (Moodles), Monday, 11 August 2025 20:41 (three months ago)

too many alsos...

whimsical skeedaddler (Moodles), Monday, 11 August 2025 20:42 (three months ago)

even "official sheet music" usually just represents the opinion of one person who got paid to transcribe it

For sure, it's just a way for musicians to make sense of the song, does not mean that's how they were counting it in the studio. But it does make that song's rhythms easier to navigate. I assume most people who play Once in a Lifetime just learn how to feel the groove and don't worry much about the count.

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Monday, 11 August 2025 20:49 (three months ago)

okay so show me an example of one of these hundreds

i'm not a drummer and i honestly went into this with no agenda but it just seems like an extremely simple and obvious count

― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, August 11, 2025 2:44 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

California love ?

ok (D-40), Monday, 11 August 2025 21:08 (three months ago)

You guys keep talking down to me like I’m an idiot and it’s kind of annoying. No one is moving goalposts. From the beginning my position has been that the feel of the song, the predominant groove created by the song, is option 3

ok (D-40), Monday, 11 August 2025 21:09 (three months ago)

Not speaking of Jordan here who, despite being a drummer, has mainly not been condescending.


Deej it sounds like at this point you're acknowledging that the canonical, intended version starts on the 1. But you're defending your right to hear and prefer the pickup interpretation, yeah? As a probably unintended but more interesting (to you) version?

― Jordan s/t (Jordan), Monday, August 11, 2025 3:00 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

I’m more than saying “it’s just my opinion” — I think the fact that there is a broader conflict about it suggests my “hearing” of it is representative of a wider question abt why songs are counted the way they are, the same prescriptive vs descriptive conflict we discussed at the beginning. I do think it’s obvious the drum loop was created with the one as the first note, I just think the resulting song shifts the groove forward a beat and ppl’s “difficulty” counting it “the right way” is reflective of the song’s *actual* feel

ok (D-40), Monday, 11 August 2025 21:13 (three months ago)

It doesn't seem very descriptivist to say that the way you (but not everybody) hear it is the 'actual feel'.

Jordan s/t (Jordan), Monday, 11 August 2025 21:19 (three months ago)

maybe you shouldn't have started the thread off with framing it as a question of "what is the correct" way

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 11 August 2025 21:19 (three months ago)

Maybe the thread title should have been (the totally noncontroversial), "Why does the feel of Ludacris' 'Roll Out' make it difficult to count the beat correctly?"

il lavoro mi rovina la giornata (PBKR), Monday, 11 August 2025 21:34 (three months ago)

I don't think it is difficult to count correctly. I think it's difficult to *play* correctly

ok (D-40), Monday, 11 August 2025 21:36 (three months ago)

Same thing imo - if you can hear it and feel it correctly, you can count it correctly, you can play it correctly.

Jordan s/t (Jordan), Monday, 11 August 2025 21:49 (three months ago)

this is because we disagree over what 'correctly' is !

ok (D-40), Monday, 11 August 2025 22:00 (three months ago)

and because, once again, it's a song made by overlapping samples /mashup rather than live performance

ok (D-40), Monday, 11 August 2025 22:00 (three months ago)

Okay but there are live performances that resemble the recording and it’s super obvious where the downbeat is.

sarahell, Monday, 11 August 2025 22:40 (three months ago)

and they sound different

ok (D-40), Monday, 11 August 2025 22:47 (three months ago)

and because, once again, it's a song made by overlapping samples /mashup rather than live performance

― ok (D-40), Monday, August 11, 2025 5:00 PM (forty-six minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

electronic music generally adheres even more to the beats/bars structure than live music! why are you acting like oooh samples and synths no one can possibly understand it could be in 5/9 or waltz time no one can say!!!

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 11 August 2025 22:48 (three months ago)

this isn't about the grid

ok (D-40), Monday, 11 August 2025 23:12 (three months ago)

I was a big fan of Remain In Light as a teenager (and still am) and have transcribed three songs from it to sheet music by ear for the purpose of either “doing a cover” or “uncovering the secrets”— in particular I’ve noted how the cut-up bassline to “Crosseyed And Painless” (iirc assembled from two or three discrete bass lines performed by two or three players) has no precedent in pop music, and is extremely difficult to perform as it is “on the album”, and has thus been adapted by Tina (and others) in different ways— Tina plays it differently on different tours, even. With regards to “Lifetime”, the verse and chorus were two separate ideas developed independently over the same loop, and both ideas placed the 1 in different places, and when stitched together, it caused a shift— this has been discussed more than once by Eno and Byrne iirc. I don’t know how the band dealt with “feeling it” in performance— I personally prefer added 2/4 bars, and even with that song etched on my brain I still might mess up the entrance of the synth lead that comes in after the third chorus.

I don’t know the truth about “Roll Out”, because I haven’t read any interviews from Ludacris or Timbaland on it, but my intuition suggests the following. There is only one way to interpret the studio version of “Roll Out” and that is 1-2-Roll-Out with the snare hits on the 2 and the sample’s first note acting as a pickup.

The reason why things get confused is because of the Leno performance. Watch Ludacris on Soul Train (no drummer) and it’s exactly like the studio version. My belief is that Ludacris’s drummer on Leno had a divergent (and perhaps) incorrect way of feeling the groove.

Live drummer is playing the snare hits on the 2 (1-snare-Roll-Out) but when he hits every break (when he sits out for Ludacris to spit a line), he hits it on beat 4– it sounds a beat early. I contend that the drummer himself was “feeling it wrong”. This point is further supported by the fact that the drummer literally shifts his groove at 2:00 and starts playing the snare on the 3– snare is now in the wrong place, but the drummer is playing more “in time”, feel wise, to the original studio recording.

Perhaps it’s all intentional! It suggests to me a lack of rehearsal, to my ears.

you have to be avant-garde and stupid at the same (flamboyant goon tie included), Monday, 11 August 2025 23:17 (three months ago)

the drums on "california love" start on the 1, there's just that horn phrase that comes in earlier from the previous bar. even that first line that roger troutman sings before the beat drops starts on the 1, actually.

some dude, Monday, 11 August 2025 23:18 (three months ago)

But yeah, check it out on Leno— count 1-2-Roll-Out and the drummer has the snare on 2 but it feels all weird and wrong. Get to 2:00 and suddenly the snare is on the 3 (which isn’t like the studio version) but it feels much more “together”

you have to be avant-garde and stupid at the same (flamboyant goon tie included), Monday, 11 August 2025 23:20 (three months ago)

jay leno also said "word of mouth" instead of "word of mouf," the whole thing was just wrong

some dude, Monday, 11 August 2025 23:24 (three months ago)

To quote deej's rhetorical style is "the closest weapon at hand"

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 11 August 2025 23:36 (three months ago)

I didn't know you meant specifically where the drum starts on the one, I was just picking an example where the BEAT starts on the pickup note. Do you really think there aren't examples of that where the drum serves as a pickup ? There are probably hundreds of thousands of songs that start with drum pickups across genre. insane contention. not sure how that's evidence of the 'closest weapon at hand'

ok (D-40), Monday, 11 August 2025 23:43 (three months ago)

It's also insane because, once again, no one on this side has argued with the idea that the initial half-time drum loop is 'off' in the option 3 interpretation

ok (D-40), Monday, 11 August 2025 23:47 (three months ago)

Never stop, everyone

Black Sabaoth (Boring, Maryland), Monday, 11 August 2025 23:52 (three months ago)

You guys keep talking down to me like I’m an idiot and it’s kind of annoying.

you’re kind of doing it too, guy!!!

brimstead, Monday, 11 August 2025 23:58 (three months ago)

It doesn’t feel wrong at all, fgti, idk what to tell you.

sarahell, Tuesday, 12 August 2025 00:19 (three months ago)

fgti, when you say snares on 2, are counting in half time or are you counting the first beat as 4 (pickup)?

whimsical skeedaddler (Moodles), Tuesday, 12 August 2025 00:20 (three months ago)

There is only one way to interpret the studio version of “Roll Out” and that is 1-2-Roll-Out with the snare hits on the 2 and the sample’s first note acting as a pickup.

Fgti, what's your reasoning for this? Most of us agree that "roll out" falls 4 - 1, and that the sample's first note is the downbeat, not a pickup. I know it feels awkward because the whole hook is constructed around the sample, which Timbaland plucked from a different part of the phrase and slammed on the downbeat (which I think is a very hip hop thing to do, even if it drove me a little crazy at first).

The Soul Train version doesn't add any information because it's just the studio track (I don't even think his vocal is live?).

But yeah, check it out on Leno— count 1-2-Roll-Out and the drummer has the snare on 2 but it feels all weird and wrong. Get to 2:00 and suddenly the snare is on the 3 (which isn’t like the studio version) but it feels much more “together”

Exactly - it's suddenly on the 3 without the count changing at all because it was on the 3 the whole time, and it feels more settled because they're playing the Big Pimpin' beat (whose downbeat we all agree on). That's the most clear smoking gun out of anything for me. There's no way the drummer was wrong, the band is together and sounds great, and the drummer is playing the same beat as the studio version (without those double-time programmed fills obv).

Jordan s/t (Jordan), Tuesday, 12 August 2025 01:04 (three months ago)

No, the drummer changes his placement of the offbeat at 2:00

And what? there is dissent about 1-2-Roll-Out? on the studio version?

I’ll listen again and get back to you

I think I might make some diagrams lol

you have to be avant-garde and stupid at the same (flamboyant goon tie included), Tuesday, 12 August 2025 01:51 (three months ago)

I’m not a fan of Ludacris but I do love this song and his rapping is great on it, a pleasure to listen to it repeatedly

you have to be avant-garde and stupid at the same (flamboyant goon tie included), Tuesday, 12 August 2025 01:54 (three months ago)

No he doesn't (the drummer), he just slams the snare on the downbeat when they break for a bar.

Jordan s/t (Jordan), Tuesday, 12 August 2025 01:59 (three months ago)

This is a wild journey

whimsical skeedaddler (Moodles), Tuesday, 12 August 2025 02:50 (three months ago)

I only ever heard the studio version before this thread and I always heard "roll out" as being on 4-1.

I'm repeating myself here, but IMO the only way to hear "what in the world is in that bag" is with "world" on 1 and "bag" on 3.

c u (crüt), Tuesday, 12 August 2025 03:23 (three months ago)

I'm not on the clock but anybody who listens to the studio version of "Roll Out" and doesn't clearly hear that it's 1-2-Roll-Out is clearly not listening to the way literally everyone in studio including and especially Ludacris is weighting their phrasing, and if anybody wants to debate this fact please contact me at adam neely [at] yourclothears [dot] com

you have to be avant-garde and stupid at the same (flamboyant goon tie included), Tuesday, 12 August 2025 04:36 (three months ago)

oh you're trolling lol, i see upthread where you were arguing the opposite. i should have known.

c u (crüt), Tuesday, 12 August 2025 05:08 (three months ago)

In deej's semi-defense I will say the pick up to Dem Franchize Boyz' "White Tee" drives me fucking crazy and I'm still not 100% convinced I'm hearing the song correctly

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXBTeL2ssys

moist corn kernels emerging fully intact in your diarrhea (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 12 August 2025 05:37 (three months ago)

OK, 1:45 of the Leno performance is the indisputable evidence that 1/2 is the correct version

1. When the band switches to "Big Pimpin" — a song we should all agree where the downbeat is — they don't have to add a mysterious extra beat to get it to land. It flows effortlessly from — and back into — the on-beat version with the exact same count of 1-2-3-4 and without an extra (or missing) note that would make it sound weird or off to 1/2 listeners.

2. Why is it like this? Because the band is imitating a DJ switching between records. And no good DJ would kill a 4-count by adding or subtracting a beat. The transition is seamless.

3. But what if Luda hears it differently, you might ask? He doesn't. How do I know this? Because he continues the exact rapping style he does in the on-beat and studio version, and he does this on a beat where we can ALL agree where the one is. If that's where he hears the beat, he's obviously not doing the weird GLOCK style. He's rapping over a very solid 1, exactly where it would be on the studio version if you took out the beat and replaced it with "Big Pimpin" with no extra note.

He hears the whole song like he hears it over "Big Pimpin"

moist corn kernels emerging fully intact in your diarrhea (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 12 August 2025 05:53 (three months ago)

I mean, the Leno version simply doesn’t sound like the studio version! It sounds “off” idk how else to explain this. The riff feels totally different than the studio version, the attack is all weird

ok (D-40), Tuesday, 12 August 2025 06:08 (three months ago)

As I said earlier, it feels like the drums are anchored to the riff in the studio version. The Leno version is more like the lil Jon record I linked about up thread where suddenly the horns are following the drum’s lead

ok (D-40), Tuesday, 12 August 2025 06:09 (three months ago)

I feel like you guys are chasing an “authentic” “real” time in the song as if there were some “true” bit of composition paper out there w bar lines we could decisively prove I’m wrong but I’m simply not arguing w that perspective here. I’m saying the meter flows from the feel of the song and I think ppl wed to this Real Time miss something more deeply true abt how the song behaves

ok (D-40), Tuesday, 12 August 2025 06:12 (three months ago)

pretty sure the downbeat falls on the “yup!” in “white tee.” the snare hits on the 3 each time.

gestures broadly at...everything (voodoo chili), Tuesday, 12 August 2025 11:08 (three months ago)

That would put "days" on the 1, which is where it feels like it is, but obviously if you don't do the 2/4 bar then "days" does land on the 3.)

Why does "days" on the 1 feel right to you? I cannot hear it like that, nor can I hear roll out as anything other than 3

H.P, Tuesday, 12 August 2025 11:20 (three months ago)

Most a chord thing for me. Clear change from a Dm in the "1 2 roll out", to a Bb "1 2" then A "roll out"

H.P, Tuesday, 12 August 2025 11:23 (three months ago)

Xp whiney — i hear the keyboard notes as being on the 1 and 3 in the white tee song.

sarahell, Tuesday, 12 August 2025 12:00 (three months ago)

Deej - the song behaves like a syncopated rhythm where even though the 1 is where it is, you feel emphases on other beats, like the way you are feeling/hearing it. There’s a push/pull aspect to that feel that makes it flow and move in an awesome way which I like.

sarahell, Tuesday, 12 August 2025 12:05 (three months ago)

Most a chord thing for me. Clear change from a Dm in the "1 2 roll out", to a Bb "1 2" then A "roll out"

interesting take - i don't hear any chord changes. or chords for that matter. there's the hook which is played in unison and the fast sequenced synth which is basically playing a drone.

c u (crüt), Tuesday, 12 August 2025 13:22 (three months ago)

even if you imagine a chord structure it's not a "clear change" at all. there's a huge gap between "forties" and "cocked" and you are mentally filling in where the chord change happens there.

c u (crüt), Tuesday, 12 August 2025 13:28 (three months ago)

it implies the chord progression of the sampled recording, the very latin-flavored movement from minor i to flat vi to major v

gestures broadly at...everything (voodoo chili), Tuesday, 12 August 2025 13:56 (three months ago)

yeah, there is an implied harmonic progression, but there are not actual chords being played and where you place the changes depends on how you hear the song - it's not a clear change.

c u (crüt), Tuesday, 12 August 2025 14:12 (three months ago)

Not trolling, crut! Studio version is 1-2-Roll-Out.

It seems as if a confusing element in the studio version is the placement of Ludacris’s entrance on the choruses

He starts with “twin” on the downbeat. “I got my TWIN Glock 40s”, but when he comes back to it (leaving out the “I got my”), it’s “Glock” that falls on the downbeat: “twin GLOCK 40s”

This confuses my ear, might confuse the ears of others— including Ludacris himself (I’ll get to that in a minute)

The breaks on the second half of the studio version make it absolutely clear that it’s 1-2-Roll-Out; there’s really no other way to hear it

But that lead-in line to the chorus! Ludacris raps it differently on Leno— “I got my twin GLOCK 40s”— I wonder if Ludacris himself is confused by the entrance on the studio version? Highly possible that he rapped it over an unfinished production, or Timbaland shifted it, or something else. I don’t know why he’d change the placement otherwise

I need to dissect the Leno version bar by bar and cross reference with “Big Pimpin’” but my ears are still hearing it as “the band themselves were confused”

you have to be avant-garde and stupid at the same (flamboyant goon tie included), Tuesday, 12 August 2025 15:23 (three months ago)

I thought you were trolling because upthread you said:

It sounds to me as if the studio recording was designed to be felt as 1-2-3-Roll Out-2-3. In the live setting— despite one hearing three clicks before the entry— the performance entirely suggests they’re playing 1-2-Roll-Out 1-2.

which is the opposite of what you're saying now!

c u (crüt), Tuesday, 12 August 2025 15:25 (three months ago)

I think you are being deceived by the fifth note of the scale being sung on the downbeat. Neanderthal's Flintstones parody thread is spot on, because that melody also has a fifth on the 1 and tonic on the 2. AFAIK there isn't any confusion about the Flintstones theme, though I could be wrong. I guess the bass drum hitting on both the 1 and 2 in "Rollout" is the other thing that confuses people.

c u (crüt), Tuesday, 12 August 2025 15:32 (three months ago)

and I will never, ever hear the prosodic emphasis on "GLOCK" that other people are hearing.

c u (crüt), Tuesday, 12 August 2025 15:34 (three months ago)

He starts with “twin” on the downbeat. “I got my TWIN Glock 40s”, but when he comes back to it (leaving out the “I got my”), it’s “Glock” that falls on the downbeat: “twin GLOCK 40s”

"Twin" falls on the same beat both times, he just doesn't sing the "I got my" pickup the 2nd time. He emphasizes "glock" a little more the 2nd time, but it doesn't fall on a different beat.

whimsical skeedaddler (Moodles), Tuesday, 12 August 2025 15:40 (three months ago)

I mean, the Leno version simply doesn’t sound like the studio version! It sounds “off” idk how else to explain this. The riff feels totally different than the studio version, the attack is all weird

― ok (D-40), Tuesday, August 12, 2025 2:08 AM (nine hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

There is no possible way that Ludacris and his band would go on national TV and intentionally or unintentionally perform an entire song with the entire vocal part shifted one quarter note and the riff all fucked up.

The reason it sounds "off" to you is because it sounds like the studio version, which 90% of people agree is the correct and intended way to listen to "Roll Out."

moist corn kernels emerging fully intact in your diarrhea (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 12 August 2025 15:52 (three months ago)

Again, you’re implying that this is about uncovering the “true” “intended” sheet music reading of “roll out” when the studio version implies multiple grooves that are difficult to replicate live

ok (D-40), Tuesday, 12 August 2025 16:13 (three months ago)

I mean, the Leno version simply doesn’t sound like the studio version! It sounds “off” idk how else to explain this. The riff feels totally different than the studio version, the attack is all weird

You're getting confused by texture, the studio version is more deceptive because the programmed kick drums have the exact same emphasis on beats 1 & 2, while the human musicians are naturally emphasizing the phrase more clearly. The musical information is exactly the same.

Jordan s/t (Jordan), Tuesday, 12 August 2025 16:24 (three months ago)

"Twin" falls on the same beat both times, he just doesn't sing the "I got my" pickup the 2nd time. He emphasizes "glock" a little more the 2nd time, but it doesn't fall on a different beat.

You’re right! Idk why my ears were hearing it weird an hour ago.

The “E” (the upbeat according to me, the downbeat according to others) is late, which is “wrong” for a downbeat (but totally normal for an upbeat); Ludacris makes his “twin” late to match it, which is why my ears hear it strangely, perhaps

I watched that Neely video, breaking my hard moratorium on that guy, he makes good points but I’m not convinced in any way that the way he’d been hearing it for years (and the way I’m hearing it now) is wrong

you have to be avant-garde and stupid at the same (flamboyant goon tie included), Tuesday, 12 August 2025 16:25 (three months ago)

Why not though? You're just getting let astray by your harmonic sense, but if you accept that:

1) The song has a standard half-time backbeat that's consistent all the way through (both studio & live).

2) Timbaland took this salsa sample that doesn't sound like it should start on the downbeat, and put it on the downbeat (and probably hyped the hell out of it in the studio).

3) Luda constructed his hook (and the 'roll out' response) to follow the sample exactly, which is why the emphasis sounds deceptive or non-standard.

Then everything makes sense and lines up perfectly.

Jordan s/t (Jordan), Tuesday, 12 August 2025 16:29 (three months ago)

You're getting confused by texture, the studio version is more deceptive because the programmed kick drums have the exact same emphasis on beats 1 & 2, while the human musicians are naturally emphasizing the phrase more clearly. The musical information is exactly the same.

― Jordan s/t (Jordan), Tuesday, August 12, 2025 11:24 AM (four minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

considering emphasis is a part of the argument on both sides here i'm not sure how 'they changed the emphasis so YOURE confused' is the outcome lol

as an example I think the word 'glock' is an effective one-count word and the word 'twin' is not, from a poetic pov it 'makes sense' for twin to be pickup and glock to be on the one. does that mean it IS that way? no, someone can of course make the choice to undermine the more effective use of a hard consonant sound on the one

ok (D-40), Tuesday, 12 August 2025 16:31 (three months ago)

1) The song has a standard half-time backbeat that's consistent all the way through (both studio & live).

2) Timbaland took this salsa sample that doesn't sound like it should start on the downbeat, and put it on the downbeat (and probably hyped the hell out of it in the studio).

3) Luda constructed his hook (and the 'roll out' response) to follow the sample exactly, which is why the emphasis sounds deceptive or non-standard.

we agree on all these but disagree that this means it should be counted that way if the groove pulls in the opposite direction of 'how it is supposed to'

ok (D-40), Tuesday, 12 August 2025 16:33 (three months ago)

You were talking about the riff, not the vocal emphasis. That's what I was responding to.

All of this talk of normal vocal emphasis doesn't apply here, because he's fitting it to the horn melody (which as we know is placed in an unsettled spot).

Jordan s/t (Jordan), Tuesday, 12 August 2025 16:34 (three months ago)

Well fine, then we're just back to "keep hearing it wrong if you prefer", lol.

Jordan s/t (Jordan), Tuesday, 12 August 2025 16:34 (three months ago)

the furthest I would go is if you're trying to recreate the song using live instruments you would likely need to count it the way the loop was originally intended

but for the live version to sound closer to the studio they would need to emphasize the ambiguity rather than turning it into a rushed rap loop (as they did in the Leno version)

ok (D-40), Tuesday, 12 August 2025 16:37 (three months ago)

you know most of the postmodernism sidebar itt was for lulz, but I'm starting to think the concept of "interpretive communities" might actually be useful here

rob, Tuesday, 12 August 2025 16:42 (three months ago)

Someone needs to do an oral history of the Leno performance and interview everyone in the band, lol

Jordan s/t (Jordan), Tuesday, 12 August 2025 16:49 (three months ago)

In order to meaningfully add to this enlightening conversation, I felt the only reasonable thing to do was make a TikTok video of me clapping and counting in an obnoxious manner while I make a poor attempt at "singing" this track.

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTHspFh2W6jnw-vc8Y5/

whimsical skeedaddler (Moodles), Tuesday, 12 August 2025 16:51 (three months ago)

Holy fucking shit, I don’t remember the last time I’ve been this wrong about anything. It is 1-2-3-Roll Out on both studio and Leno

The studio version feels like it could be the other way— because of the V-I movement of the sample (as Neely mentioned), because of the feel of the sample and Ludacris’s vocal performance

Listening to Leno and trying to puzzle it out just made my head spin— but relaxing and counting it properly it all just falls into place— clocking the Big Pimpin quote def helped

Returning to studio version and now I can’t hear it any other way

This is like an aural Magic Eye puzzle or something

you have to be avant-garde and stupid at the same (flamboyant goon tie included), Tuesday, 12 August 2025 16:52 (three months ago)

Someone needs to do an oral history of the Leno performance and interview everyone in the band, lol

― Jordan s/t (Jordan), Tuesday, August 12, 2025 12:49 PM (two minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

Trust me, I've been wanting to pitch a story on this, but I have to put my focus elsewhere in the next few months

moist corn kernels emerging fully intact in your diarrhea (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 12 August 2025 16:52 (three months ago)

This brings me much relief, as I was genuinely starting to think I was going insane.

xp

whimsical skeedaddler (Moodles), Tuesday, 12 August 2025 16:54 (three months ago)

welcome to reality, fgti

moist corn kernels emerging fully intact in your diarrhea (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 12 August 2025 16:56 (three months ago)

This is like an aural Magic Eye puzzle or something

Haha, this is what I've been saying, glad you've turned it around!

Whiney, please make this happen.

Jordan s/t (Jordan), Tuesday, 12 August 2025 16:58 (three months ago)

Btw in White Tee, I hear the synth bass on the & of 4, & of 1, and 3. And the high keyboard notes on the 'e' of 1 and 3. It feels pretty solid to me with the backbeat even though nothing is actually hitting on the downbeat (similar to 'Beautiful'). Now I want to start a different thread about songs with silent downbeats.

Jordan s/t (Jordan), Tuesday, 12 August 2025 17:06 (three months ago)

Hahahahaha Moodles that is amazing

my favorite herbs are fennel and Drake (DJP), Tuesday, 12 August 2025 17:19 (three months ago)

i was searching for someone who plotted out and quantize the pitched down sample on an MPC and lo and behold:

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DMjvO3Ss3Z9/

his recreation is not 100% faithful as Tim's ASR-10 tonebank but still, for the grid headz, this is the blueprint.

imperial frfr (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 12 August 2025 17:31 (three months ago)

Nice

Jordan s/t (Jordan), Tuesday, 12 August 2025 17:33 (three months ago)

this is good, though it lacks the panache of my clapping and counting version

whimsical skeedaddler (Moodles), Tuesday, 12 August 2025 17:35 (three months ago)

I’m jealous I don’t hear music in the way you guys do. Half the time i’m only vaguely aware of what instruments are being played, much less all the stuff above.

Cow_Art, Tuesday, 12 August 2025 17:36 (three months ago)

I <3 the clap and count. Someone should leave that on D-40s vm

sarahell, Tuesday, 12 August 2025 17:53 (three months ago)

it would make a soothing ringtone

whimsical skeedaddler (Moodles), Tuesday, 12 August 2025 18:00 (three months ago)

I feel like you guys are struggling to see someone framing your argument in terms beyond “ability to hear”

ok (D-40), Tuesday, 12 August 2025 18:06 (three months ago)

Moodles is a hero.

il lavoro mi rovina la giornata (PBKR), Tuesday, 12 August 2025 18:10 (three months ago)

Shasta's Insta link seems pretty definitive, no?

il lavoro mi rovina la giornata (PBKR), Tuesday, 12 August 2025 18:19 (three months ago)

Yes if you set the loop downbeat where you think the downbeat already is it will reinforce your existing assumption

ok (D-40), Tuesday, 12 August 2025 18:23 (three months ago)

but what if that matches where the sample is in the actual song?

whimsical skeedaddler (Moodles), Tuesday, 12 August 2025 18:24 (three months ago)

This is question begging! Where it is in the song is the question being debated

ok (D-40), Tuesday, 12 August 2025 18:26 (three months ago)

you're the only one itt who still thinks a debate is happening

sleeve, Tuesday, 12 August 2025 18:28 (three months ago)

wut, it's not like this is the case of the missing sample ffs

xp

whimsical skeedaddler (Moodles), Tuesday, 12 August 2025 18:29 (three months ago)

No one is responding to the argument that’s been made from the beginning of this conversation that the authoritative interpretation of the “one” does not inherently belong to the songs creators other than to be dismissive of it as “post modernism gone mad” or comparing that argument to thinking moby dick is about Elizabeth cady Stanton. Instead over and over it’s chasing some “proof” or “evidence” of the “correct” way of creating it (as if the rapping involved didn’t happen in engagement w an already ambiguous “feel,” and as if the rapping itself does not affect that “feel.”) as if there aren’t ppl for whom the song exists as something other than a thing to recreate

ok (D-40), Tuesday, 12 August 2025 18:34 (three months ago)

I think deej needs to make a Moodles-style video where he claps and counts to how he hears it

moist corn kernels emerging fully intact in your diarrhea (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 12 August 2025 18:34 (three months ago)

^^^

il lavoro mi rovina la giornata (PBKR), Tuesday, 12 August 2025 18:38 (three months ago)

we know how I hear it -- the same way as thousands of others who dont count because they don't have a bandleader telling them how to count it

ok (D-40), Tuesday, 12 August 2025 18:40 (three months ago)

xxxp

The problem with this is that the rapping follows the sample and the beat quite closely. Yes, he varies it here and there, and often anticipates the beat rather than landing squarely on it every single time, but that is not exactly some wild unheard of thing to do. The beat and sample do not really ever change though, and Ludacris consistently come back to them throughout the song.

whimsical skeedaddler (Moodles), Tuesday, 12 August 2025 18:43 (three months ago)

deej, I'm not going to be able to engage with the already ambiguous feel unless I have a you to guide me through the groove.

il lavoro mi rovina la giornata (PBKR), Tuesday, 12 August 2025 18:51 (three months ago)

forget for a moment where the one is. lets shift the conversation to 1 vs 2. what is the evidence for the halftime interpretation vs the double time interpretation? How do you decide on what Timbaland AND Ludacris' intent was? What is the "true" time? Is there some ambiguity there or is there a "right answer"? Surely the drums indicate that the only POSSIBLE answer is cut time. If ambiguity is an acceptable answer here, then why would it not be for the location of the 'one'?

ok (D-40), Tuesday, 12 August 2025 18:55 (three months ago)

I count it as double time, not half time, but there is nothing wrong with the half time count, either is fine.

whimsical skeedaddler (Moodles), Tuesday, 12 August 2025 18:57 (three months ago)

very accepting of ambiguity based on interpretation

ok (D-40), Tuesday, 12 August 2025 19:03 (three months ago)

postmodernism gone mad!!!

ok (D-40), Tuesday, 12 August 2025 19:03 (three months ago)

lets shift the conversation to 1 vs 2. what is the evidence for the halftime interpretation vs the double time interpretation?

It's the same fuckin song. The one is on the same spot on both of these. Every 4/4 song on earth can be halfed or doubled with no change to anything but the sheet music and the BPM

moist corn kernels emerging fully intact in your diarrhea (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 12 August 2025 19:04 (three months ago)

^
Correct

whimsical skeedaddler (Moodles), Tuesday, 12 August 2025 19:06 (three months ago)

Agreed, which rate of pulse you're counting doesn't matter, it's all happening at the same time and it's a personal & descriptive choice. If it changes how you perceive the song, it's very subtle. Substantively different than where the downbeat is, which changes how you perceive every note in a much more dramatic way.

Jordan s/t (Jordan), Tuesday, 12 August 2025 19:16 (three months ago)

It's the same fuckin song. The one is on the same spot on both of these. Every 4/4 song on earth can be halfed or doubled with no change to anything but the sheet music and the BPM

― moist corn kernels emerging fully intact in your diarrhea (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, August 12, 2025 2:04 PM (eleven minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

if you're playing it live how do you decide if you're going to play it with a double time or cut time feel

ok (D-40), Tuesday, 12 August 2025 19:17 (three months ago)

my point is that despite the drums being played in 'cut time' the perception of a 'double time groove' is very much present

ok (D-40), Tuesday, 12 August 2025 19:17 (three months ago)

as in, the 'feel' of the groove is different than the 'way' the drums were playing. that what people 'feel' outside of the 'sheet music' does in fact change our interpretation of the feel

ok (D-40), Tuesday, 12 August 2025 19:18 (three months ago)

random but I do actually wonder what it would sound like if the sample had been placed over the drums as if the first note were a pickup

ok (D-40), Tuesday, 12 August 2025 19:24 (three months ago)

1 and 2 are functionally equivalent in terms of timing and feel, there’s virtually no reason to make a distinction between the two other than “I am more comfortable saying 1 2 3 4 than 1 and 2 and” or vice versa

my favorite herbs are fennel and Drake (DJP), Tuesday, 12 August 2025 19:29 (three months ago)

if you're playing it live how do you decide if you're going to play it with a double time or cut time feel

you would play it the same either way

whimsical skeedaddler (Moodles), Tuesday, 12 August 2025 19:29 (three months ago)

Didn't someone make that example upthread?

Ok, you're talking about something else entirely, since you can count/feel the most basic trap beat in half-time or double-time. You know very well that people often dance and jump around in double-time against these slow beats.

xp

Jordan s/t (Jordan), Tuesday, 12 August 2025 19:30 (three months ago)

yes on the slowest ballad you can technically say ONETWOTHREEFOURONETWOTHREEFOUR in a bar if you want to subdivide it, but obviously a song will give us a range or imply a specific pace by whether ie the hi hats are hitting eighths or sixteenths, or how the percussion is operating

otherwise people wouldn't say 'this is 150 bpm' when they could say 'this is 75 bpm,' there is usually an indication of, socially, how people are apt to perceive it

ok (D-40), Tuesday, 12 August 2025 19:32 (three months ago)

you would play it the same either way

― whimsical skeedaddler (Moodles), Tuesday, August 12, 2025 2:29 PM (two minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

there are lots of examples of people playing things to push the pulse to a 'double time' or 'cut time' feel, and sometimes the song will feel like both at once, and sometimes it would be 'weird' for you to dance double-time to, say, a ballad

ok (D-40), Tuesday, 12 August 2025 19:34 (three months ago)

deej, you are talking about stretching the same musical material out over two bars instead of one or compressing two bars of music into one without changing the macro beat, so the melodic and rhythmic material comes at you half or twice as fast. That is a completely different thing from taking the exact same music and counting it in 2/2 vs 4/4 where the quarter note between the two time signatures is the same.

my favorite herbs are fennel and Drake (DJP), Tuesday, 12 August 2025 19:38 (three months ago)

the drums are playing like (1) nonetheless many people hear it at (2). The drums are not the 'final word' on how people 'feel' the song. I understand 'where the one is' is a more controversial argument to make in the 'how people feel it' vs. 'how it Properly Is' argument, but I was hoping we could find common ground on recognizing that the fact that people 'feel it' differently than it is strictly performed by the drummer (because of the sample, because of the rapper performance), would bring us one step closer to understanding one another -- even if, for you guys, the (1) and (2) versions are fundamentally closer than the (3) version

ok (D-40), Tuesday, 12 August 2025 19:42 (three months ago)

And yes, it’s a feel thing, and it can vary from person to person, but the end result is functionally equivalent if you aren’t changing the amount of musical material delivered in absolute time (ie, are you covering the exact same musical material in five seconds whether you count it in 2 or 4? If you are, then it doesn’t matter how you count it)

my favorite herbs are fennel and Drake (DJP), Tuesday, 12 August 2025 19:42 (three months ago)

~I~ don't think half-time works for "Rollout" because the bass drum double-kicks, hi-hat fills and the arpeggiator are in such a meter that it would be a struggle to chart them in half-time notation.

imperial frfr (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 12 August 2025 19:46 (three months ago)

(imho.... feel free to disagree, just know that you, at your absolute core, are wrong in this free & open debate)

imperial frfr (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 12 August 2025 19:47 (three months ago)

Ha I had written something very similar and then deleted it because I felt like I was posting too much

my favorite herbs are fennel and Drake (DJP), Tuesday, 12 August 2025 19:48 (three months ago)

xp

right, someone programming drums or trying to play the drum part would probably not think of these fills as 32nd notes

in fairness to D-40, subjective experiences of a thing can indeed vary, I don't think anyone is really arguing otherwise, but you can't get very far with musical analysis if you are basing it on theoretical subjective experiences that some person real or imagined may or may not have

whimsical skeedaddler (Moodles), Tuesday, 12 August 2025 19:50 (three months ago)

~I~ don't think half-time works for "Rollout" because the bass drum double-kicks, hi-hat fills and the arpeggiator are in such a meter that it would be a struggle to chart them in half-time notation.

― imperial frfr (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, August 12, 2025 2:46 PM (four minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

I mean, questlove was the one arguing for the cut time / "1 is correct" argument not me--take that up with him

ok (D-40), Tuesday, 12 August 2025 19:52 (three months ago)

I personally agree with the double time argument & its actually part of my own, that the 'double time feel' is what makes the sample feel 'odd' without the pickup note

ok (D-40), Tuesday, 12 August 2025 19:53 (three months ago)

I think he was saying that 1/2 is correct, that wasn't the important part of his argument.

I've programmed beats like these at both rates, it truly doesn't matter if you're programming fills as 16th or 32nd notes, or if the snare is on 3 vs 2 & 4.

Jordan s/t (Jordan), Tuesday, 12 August 2025 20:11 (three months ago)

keep your team united lol

ok (D-40), Tuesday, 12 August 2025 20:41 (three months ago)

Can we spend some time talking about how the song is actually called “Rollout (My Business)”

my favorite herbs are fennel and Drake (DJP), Tuesday, 12 August 2025 20:52 (three months ago)

Molecules are unstable and therefore the musician known as “Ludacris” is functionally a social construct. Therefore,

J Edgar Noothgrush (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Tuesday, 12 August 2025 20:57 (three months ago)


if you're playing it live how do you decide if you're going to play it with a double time or cut time feel

I know for a fact that you play an instrument so the fact that you would ask this is baffling to me, a drummer, who has never had to ask himself this question

moist corn kernels emerging fully intact in your diarrhea (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 12 August 2025 21:01 (three months ago)

you as a drummer have never asked yourself if you're going to play on the hi hats as 8ths or 16ths?

ok (D-40), Tuesday, 12 August 2025 21:02 (three months ago)

So the funny thing is I can get the count follow 3 but only by hitting 4 so hard that it feels like a downbeat anyway, which makes it feel exactly the same was as 1/2. Counting that way and trying to clap on 2 and 4 exposes this.

my favorite herbs are fennel and Drake (DJP), Tuesday, 12 August 2025 21:04 (three months ago)

“How do you decide if you’re going to play it in C sharp or D flat?”

moist corn kernels emerging fully intact in your diarrhea (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 12 August 2025 21:05 (three months ago)

We're talking about how you count or internally feel any piece of music, in a way that doesn't change what's actually being played.

Jordan s/t (Jordan), Tuesday, 12 August 2025 21:06 (three months ago)

Molecules are unstable and therefore the musician known as “Ludacris” is functionally a social construct. Therefore,

― J Edgar Noothgrush (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Tuesday, August 12, 2025 3:57 PM (four minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

the fact that many many people experience this song differently from you is functionally a social construct. Therefore,

ok (D-40), Tuesday, 12 August 2025 21:06 (three months ago)

you as a drummer have never asked yourself if you're going to play on the hi hats as 8ths or 16ths?

I am not Whiney but as someone who performs transcribed music, this is not a dilemma that has ever come up

my favorite herbs are fennel and Drake (DJP), Tuesday, 12 August 2025 21:07 (three months ago)

We're talking about how you count or internally feel any piece of music, in a way that doesn't change what's actually being played.

― Jordan s/t (Jordan), Tuesday, August 12, 2025 4:06 PM (twenty-one seconds ago) bookmarkflaglink

there are many different 'feels' you create by playing drums differently over an identical pulse. so what are you talking about?

ok (D-40), Tuesday, 12 August 2025 21:08 (three months ago)

I am not Whiney but as someone who performs transcribed music, this is not a dilemma that has ever come up

― my favorite herbs are fennel and Drake (DJP), Tuesday, August 12, 2025 4:07 PM (one minute ago) bookmarkflaglink

you don't see a difference between a disco feel at double time or a funk feel at cut time ?

ok (D-40), Tuesday, 12 August 2025 21:09 (three months ago)

you as a drummer have never asked yourself if you're going to play on the hi hats as 8ths or 16ths?

Not unless I’m looking at a piece of sheet music, which I haven’t done in like 25 years

moist corn kernels emerging fully intact in your diarrhea (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 12 August 2025 21:09 (three months ago)

im genuinely mystified that drummers seem to think that when they play at 75 bpm ballad they're functionally creating the same effect for the audience as playing a 150 bpm techno record, that there's zero difference between these things on how the audience feels them

ok (D-40), Tuesday, 12 August 2025 21:10 (three months ago)

Doing different things over the same pulse is not the same thing as counting a discrete piece of music with different subdivisions. It shouldn’t be controversial to assert that.

my favorite herbs are fennel and Drake (DJP), Tuesday, 12 August 2025 21:12 (three months ago)

Doing different things over the same pulse is not the same thing as counting a discrete piece of music with different subdivisions. It shouldn’t be controversial to assert that.

my favorite herbs are fennel and Drake (DJP), Tuesday, 12 August 2025 21:12 (three months ago)

That’s literally how fractions work!

moist corn kernels emerging fully intact in your diarrhea (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 12 August 2025 21:13 (three months ago)

“im genuinely mystified that drummers seem to think that when they leave someone half a pizza they're functionally creating the same effect as leaving 4/8s of a pizza, that there's zero difference between these things on how the a hungry friend feels about them”

moist corn kernels emerging fully intact in your diarrhea (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 12 August 2025 21:15 (three months ago)

“I’m genuinely mystified that anyone would think this ton of incredibly light feathers would somehow weigh the same as a ton of these heavy bricks”

moist corn kernels emerging fully intact in your diarrhea (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 12 August 2025 21:16 (three months ago)

Yes, something that emphasizes a 75 BPM pulse is going to feel much slower than something that emphasizes a 150 BOM pulse even though they map over the same mathematical grid, but taking that 75 BPM piece and counting it as 150 BPM does not make it feel any faster. You are trying to make a reflexive argument about two completely different things.

my favorite herbs are fennel and Drake (DJP), Tuesday, 12 August 2025 21:18 (three months ago)

Deej, *obviously* actually playing 16th notes has a different musical effect than playing 8th notes. But while playing, it doesn't matter if you're counting the slow pulse or the fast pulse inside your own brain (or rather, it can matter but in ways too subtle for this thread).

Jordan s/t (Jordan), Tuesday, 12 August 2025 21:18 (three months ago)

lol whiney

Jordan s/t (Jordan), Tuesday, 12 August 2025 21:18 (three months ago)

ok but the point is the same pulse *can be* counted differently, that way an audience is likely to perceive the music is apt to reflect how you choose to count it, and that therefore the audience's input typically does act as some sort of 'check' on this 'the artist decided to write this piece at 460bpm ergo we are going to count it that way even though it makes more sense to do so at 115bpm'

ok (D-40), Tuesday, 12 August 2025 21:19 (three months ago)

the 'feel of the music' takes precedence over 'how I counted it in my head while making it'

ok (D-40), Tuesday, 12 August 2025 21:20 (three months ago)

and how you hit those hi hats affects the feel *to the audience* more than 'how I counted it in my head'

ok (D-40), Tuesday, 12 August 2025 21:20 (three months ago)

genuinely mystified that people see the turned head of a beautiful lady when this photo is obviously the face of an old crone!

moist corn kernels emerging fully intact in your diarrhea (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 12 August 2025 21:21 (three months ago)

This thread has brightened up an otherwise dull and grim summer. I love you all, genuinely.

Crispy Ambulance Chaser (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, 12 August 2025 21:21 (three months ago)

an audience is likely to perceive the music is apt to reflect how you choose to count it

I don't think this is true, I play with musicians who count everything in what I consider double-time, and while that mystifies me the effect is largely invisible.

Jordan s/t (Jordan), Tuesday, 12 August 2025 21:21 (three months ago)

when you hear a song you 'feel a pulse' and that pulse could be at double or halftime. you take a guess that the creators of the song probably felt the same pulse as you. all this going back n forth over the cut time drums in the meantime most ppl simply do not experience it as cut time. and we go with what 'most people' think, not what timbaland thought while he constructed a drum loop

ok (D-40), Tuesday, 12 August 2025 21:22 (three months ago)

I think it's a big assumption that "most people" hear the pickup version. I'd love to do a national poll though. I wouldn't be surprised if it was close to 50/50 tbh.

Jordan s/t (Jordan), Tuesday, 12 August 2025 21:26 (three months ago)

i'm still just grappling with the idea that people just need "roll" and "out" to be in the same bar because they comprise a phrase. "under" and "pressure" aren't in the same bar in "Under Pressure"!

some dude, Tuesday, 12 August 2025 21:35 (three months ago)

there are bars in music and bars in a prison cell, ever thought of that?

whimsical skeedaddler (Moodles), Tuesday, 12 August 2025 21:36 (three months ago)

you as a drummer have never asked yourself if you're going to play on the hi hats as 8ths or 16ths?

As a drummer, I think this is the most absurd question! I ask myself if I am playing them open or closed, and if open, how open is open? Honestly the only thing that differentiates them is the numbers you ascribe to them. Do I want “and uh” or to use numbers more frequently. If I am playing with other musicians, the method is generally consensed upon… by the musicians… not a listener who thinks the 1 is somewhere else.

sarahell, Tuesday, 12 August 2025 21:39 (three months ago)

i'm not super into theory and sheet music but i was in school band growing up, so i know exactly what someone would mean if they said "play these with 16th notes on the hi-hat" vs. "8th notes" and do somewhat think in those terms, personally

some dude, Tuesday, 12 August 2025 21:42 (three months ago)

Hi-hats is possibly the worst thing to pick because they have 2 parts and it could mean 2 different things! We could argue even more lol

sarahell, Tuesday, 12 August 2025 21:45 (three months ago)

true. but i feel like a guitarist saying "can you do 16th note hi-hates on the verse" is something that has absolutely happened to me in band practices, hi-hats are like the most typical thing to talk about in those terms.

some dude, Tuesday, 12 August 2025 22:19 (three months ago)

Are we talking the closed hat that often functions like a click track or actually using the foot pedal?

sarahell, Tuesday, 12 August 2025 22:27 (three months ago)

yeah closed

some dude, Tuesday, 12 August 2025 22:28 (three months ago)

I think it's a big assumption that "most people" hear the pickup version. I'd love to do a national poll though. I wouldn't be surprised if it was close to 50/50 tbh.

― Jordan s/t (Jordan), Tuesday, August 12, 2025 4:26 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

Agree tbh. I’m not majority rules either lol tho obviously i would accept their support if it Agreed With Me

ok (D-40), Tuesday, 12 August 2025 22:33 (three months ago)

the only acceptable response to that would be to play "8th notes" and then when the guitarist complains, reply "actually, we are playing in half time, and I refuse to change what I'm playing unless you specifically request 32nd notes"

xposts

whimsical skeedaddler (Moodles), Tuesday, 12 August 2025 22:33 (three months ago)

The only time BPM subdividing is relevant imo is for DJs or for people reading score/playing to click. The song is 150 or it’s 75 and it doesn’t really matter? DJs might disagree?

“How do you decide if you’re going to play it in C sharp or D flat?”

There is a difference here tho; in the context of scoring decisions have to made regarding transposing instruments; in the context of composing certain modulations and secondary dominants will define this decision to make the score more readable; in the context of performance, it’s easy for keyboard players and DAW users to think that every C# is created equal but people who play instruments that tune-as-you-go (or sings) will know that the precise frequency of that C# will change in the context in which it occurs

you have to be avant-garde and stupid at the same (flamboyant goon tie included), Wednesday, 13 August 2025 00:33 (three months ago)

"The only time BPM subdividing is relevant imo is for DJs or for people reading score/playing to click. The song is 150 or it’s 75 and it doesn’t really matter?"

I would say that it is very relevant when programming drum machines. Many old drum machines would not go any faster than 16th notes. So if someone like Timbaland wanted to do 32nd note stuff he would have to set the tempo twice as fast.

bbq, Wednesday, 13 August 2025 01:01 (three months ago)

Thinking about the difference between counting in 1 vs 2, I think the fluidity of the rhythm creates kind of a tension there, which imo was part of the whole deep groove of Southern hip-hop at that point. It moves fast but feels slow, or vice versa. Luda was kind of the king of these songs — "Oh!" has a similar tempo (128 or 64) "Yeah" is 105, so kind of right in the middle of the range. I think Luda was especially good at working his flow around these grooves, speeding up and slowing down to emphasize one bpm or another.

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Wednesday, 13 August 2025 02:09 (three months ago)

https://i.ibb.co/mrf7XBqv/IMG-0216.jpg

sarahell, Wednesday, 13 August 2025 03:06 (three months ago)

the original salsa sample doesn't start on the one or the four - it starts on the & of four...

― c u (crüt)

lmao i listened to the full track and realized it actually starts on the & of 1. embarrassing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0acVDXeBrc

c u (crüt), Wednesday, 13 August 2025 21:58 (three months ago)

At least you are willing to admit when you are wrong!

sarahell, Wednesday, 13 August 2025 23:10 (three months ago)

well it is a pickup note

ok (D-40), Thursday, 14 August 2025 00:06 (three months ago)

Well no, it's after the downbeat of the bar it falls in, not leading up to it. I count it on the 'e' of 1 (as in 1-e-&-uh).

Jordan s/t (Jordan), Thursday, 14 August 2025 00:52 (three months ago)

yeah that is correct

c u (crüt), Thursday, 14 August 2025 00:54 (three months ago)

i was counting it like it was still at the Rollout tempo

c u (crüt), Thursday, 14 August 2025 00:57 (three months ago)

Hmmm no professional dancers in the comments. I guess we'll never know.

moist corn kernels emerging fully intact in your diarrhea (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 14 August 2025 01:02 (three months ago)

If you’re deciding a pickup note by bar lines, sure. A phrase can start with a pickup note without being at the front of the measure … maybe all these condescending music geniuses missed that part of the lesson?

ok (D-40), Thursday, 14 August 2025 04:03 (three months ago)

That's literally the definition: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anacrusis
"In music, it is also known as a pickup beat, or fractional pick-up, i.e. a note or sequence of notes, a motif, which precedes the first downbeat in a bar in a musical phrase."

I don't think it's particularly useful to use the term "pickup" to talk about the portion of any possible musical phrase before it hits on a quarter note or even an accent.

Jordan s/t (Jordan), Thursday, 14 August 2025 15:56 (three months ago)

Jordan no, it’s a trap

my favorite herbs are fennel and Drake (DJP), Thursday, 14 August 2025 17:02 (three months ago)

Fine I STAND CORRECTED a pickup note that occurs within a bar line has no name it’s just an off beat note before the first downbeat in a musical phrase that happens to start in the middle of a bar

You “win”

ok (D-40), Thursday, 14 August 2025 17:05 (three months ago)

Like, if I’m a soloist and I’m starting a phrase in the middle of a bar with a de-emphasized eighth note I would think in my head I’m playing a “pickup” to the main phrase and apparently that’s wrong but it’s probably a fairly common error bc it serves the same purpose for me improvising as if I had done the same prior to the bar line. Some of you guys are more concerned w scoring points than actually exploring what’s interesting about the song but whatever

At any rate the fact that the original sample starts on the and of one & creates a rhythmic ambiguity among listeners when shifted to the one might be an interesting conversation at the root of the disagreement if the ppl were actually interested in understanding why ppl hear the groove count differently. Im frankly skeptical and remain so that the V-I movement is the sole explanatory factor, and the rhythmic structure of the dominant phrase might explain why…

ok (D-40), Thursday, 14 August 2025 17:22 (three months ago)

The unearned smugness from ppl in this thread who are clearly just joining in to pile on is obnoxious, I’m not taking musicological breakdowns seriously from sarahell or crut sorry

ok (D-40), Thursday, 14 August 2025 17:27 (three months ago)

Like, if I’m a soloist and I’m starting a phrase in the middle of a bar with a de-emphasized eighth note I would think in my head I’m playing a “pickup” to the main phrase and apparently that’s wrong but it’s probably a fairly common error bc it serves the same purpose for me improvising as if I had done the same prior to the bar line. Some of you guys are more concerned w scoring points than actually exploring what’s interesting about the song but whatever

You can think of it however you want if that's helpful, I just would think of that as a phrase or as unaccented notes. In my experience, talking about a pickup with other musicians only comes if you're counting off a tune (and maybe running a specific section in the middle of the tune), and there's a phrase that starts before the bar. "Are we playing the pickup?" "Yeah ok, 1, 2, 3, doo dee doo."

Jordan s/t (Jordan), Thursday, 14 August 2025 17:52 (three months ago)

I think of any musical phrase as potentially having pickup notes sure, the notes that lead into the main downbeat … obviously you wouldn’t start a song with the band midway through the song so there wouldn’t be a discussion of it

ok (D-40), Thursday, 14 August 2025 17:59 (three months ago)

a pickup note is a note that 'negs' the song in order to convey that the player is a high-value musician

imago, Thursday, 14 August 2025 18:02 (three months ago)

obviously you wouldn’t start a song with the band midway through the song so there wouldn’t be a discussion of it

Except in rehearsal, all the time, that's what I meant.

Terminology only matters insofar as people agree on it and its useful for communication. I don't care about it at all, but even to talk about it we have to agree on what words mean.

I work with plenty of musicians who have a totally different vocabulary for talking about music and that's cool, we just have to get on the same page (or not use words). I'm sure Timbaland and Luda weren't talking about this in technical terms (or maybe talking about it at all), but they were definitely on the same page.

Jordan s/t (Jordan), Thursday, 14 August 2025 18:38 (three months ago)

So glad to see deej’s misogyny make an entrance. Clearly only men know anything about musicology!

sarahell, Thursday, 14 August 2025 18:41 (three months ago)

I'm sure Timbaland and Luda weren't talking about this in technical terms

never forget:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aayZ9ybDTBw

(ffwd to 2 mins if timestamp code fails)

imperial frfr (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 14 August 2025 18:48 (three months ago)

So glad to see deej’s misogyny make an entrance. Clearly only men know anything about musicology!

― sarahell, Thursday, August 14, 2025 1:41 PM (seven minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

im basing this wholly on you not understanding the idea of different ways of playing the hi hat

ok (D-40), Thursday, 14 August 2025 18:49 (three months ago)

As opposed to some dude who only plays a closed hi-hat and didn’t think of the possibility of it being open which could change things ? Like, I know more about different ways of playing the hi hat … so wtf

sarahell, Thursday, 14 August 2025 18:52 (three months ago)

2001 Timbaland was all about songs where the "one" was hard to pinpoint.

I def hear this song "deej style" for the first 90 second before my ears adjust.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_M0h_EuEyE4

moist corn kernels emerging fully intact in your diarrhea (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 14 August 2025 18:56 (three months ago)

Maybe a man needs to explain hi-hats to deej since for whatever reason he won’t listen to a woman drummer

sarahell, Thursday, 14 August 2025 18:58 (three months ago)

i am a musician fwiw.

c u (crüt), Thursday, 14 August 2025 19:03 (three months ago)

Like going back to the 8th/16th note issue … if I was asked to play 16th notes on a hi-hat (assuming a fairly fast tempo), my inclination would be to play it closed, because that would require deft footwork to have the notes be discrete … as opposed to 8ths where it’s common to open/close the hi-hats, especially on the offbeat

sarahell, Thursday, 14 August 2025 19:05 (three months ago)

Xp - deej doesn’t think you are so you don’t count lol

sarahell, Thursday, 14 August 2025 19:06 (three months ago)

The question was whether or not there would be a conversation about playing w a sixteenth note feel which is totally something that has happened many millions of times and which you argued did not happen…

ok (D-40), Thursday, 14 August 2025 19:07 (three months ago)

Xp - deej doesn’t think you are so you don’t count lol

― sarahell, Thursday, August 14, 2025 2:06 PM (fifty-six seconds ago) bookmarkflaglink

No, deej thinks you and crut are smug self satisfied posters itt here for the pile on who contribute nothing to the actual conversation

ok (D-40), Thursday, 14 August 2025 19:08 (three months ago)

I posted some more Timbo trompe l’ear, can we stop pretending to be insulted by weak deej zings

moist corn kernels emerging fully intact in your diarrhea (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 14 August 2025 19:08 (three months ago)

deej just wants to keep goading us all into arguments - i just wanted to clarify why i got involved in this thread and why i've been making the points i've been making.

c u (crüt), Thursday, 14 August 2025 19:10 (three months ago)

Xp deej - maybe I just play with more knowledgeable musicians who actually compose music?

sarahell, Thursday, 14 August 2025 19:10 (three months ago)

So, the fact that I have said things that other male posters have also said, and made some points before male posters then made the same points … that equals contributing nothing? Crut also made points before other posters you somehow see as more knowledgeable made them … so, basically you are a misogynist and an asshole.

sarahell, Thursday, 14 August 2025 19:13 (three months ago)

That Limp Bizkit beat is crazy, I think it starts in an intentionally deceptive place (not on the 1) and then makes a few ambiguous choices. I think I know where it sits but yeah it's hard to hear without the additional layers of samples that come in later. Maybe Tim was getting bored with easy-to-ingest beats.

Jordan s/t (Jordan), Thursday, 14 August 2025 19:23 (three months ago)

That beat isn’t that crazy? It sounds like a fairly straight 1 and-a 2 and-a 3-and 4-and? Am I missing something?

sarahell, Thursday, 14 August 2025 19:29 (three months ago)

The way its set up, it sounds like the two-note guitar pulse lands on the downbeat (1-and) and Fred is rapping off time, but once you hit the 90 minute mark it becomes apparent it's actually and-4. Also Timbaland beats are traditionally full of wild syncopation which this and "Roll Out" both have in droves?

moist corn kernels emerging fully intact in your diarrhea (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 14 August 2025 19:35 (three months ago)

The little double snare hit at the beginning sounds like "2 &" to me at first, but then once the thicker snare comes in a few bars later it's clear that it's actually "& 2", that's the main thing for me.

Ok I was wrong about where it starts, it DOES start on the 1. But first rimclick (which is actually on the & of 1) made me think it was a backbeat and that the first kick was a pickup, lol.

xp

Jordan s/t (Jordan), Thursday, 14 August 2025 19:37 (three months ago)

once you hit the 90 minute mark

Rap albums really were too long in the CD era

Jordan s/t (Jordan), Thursday, 14 August 2025 19:38 (three months ago)

Yes the syncopation I noticed… how he likes to put a lot of emphasis on offbeats and at the end of measures … like in Roll Out

sarahell, Thursday, 14 August 2025 19:38 (three months ago)

I don't know if your benchmark for a "crazy" beat is OAKLAND bands like Zip Code Rapists and Secret Chiefs 3 or whatever, but that hyper syncopated audio-illusion Timbaland beat is pretty absurd for something ostensibly joining rock at its most mainstream and rap at its most mainstream

moist corn kernels emerging fully intact in your diarrhea (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 14 August 2025 19:39 (three months ago)

He also did this thing that I learned as a “composition” trick where you spread a more straight rhythm over different instruments/parts of the kit so it sounds more syncopated or complex to the listener than it actually is. At least that’s what it sounds like to me.

sarahell, Thursday, 14 August 2025 19:42 (three months ago)

Xp lol … neither are Oakland bands, though Secret Chiefs might practice there on occasion?

sarahell, Thursday, 14 August 2025 19:43 (three months ago)

I saw OAKLAND “band” Kreashawn last month, and yeah … their beats were more mainstream

sarahell, Thursday, 14 August 2025 19:45 (three months ago)

Flying Luttenbachers used to be an OAKLAND band and Sleepytime Gorilla Museum is an OAKLAND band, so you have a point, Whiney, you just picked the wrong bands to cite

sarahell, Thursday, 14 August 2025 19:48 (three months ago)

Calling someone smug isn’t a “zing” Chris

ok (D-40), Thursday, 14 August 2025 19:55 (three months ago)

Like not even an attempted zing

ok (D-40), Thursday, 14 August 2025 19:56 (three months ago)

So, the fact that I have said things that other male posters have also said, and made some points before male posters then made the same points … that equals contributing nothing? Crut also made points before other posters you somehow see as more knowledgeable made them … so, basically you are a misogynist and an asshole.

― sarahell, Thursday, August 14, 2025 2:13 PM (fifty-four minutes ago) bookmarkflagling

I’m saying you contribute nothing bc 90% of your contributions have been trolling me lol

ok (D-40), Thursday, 14 August 2025 20:10 (three months ago)

I was also using you AND crut’s name as emblematic of a general trend & tone which was condescending and smug. I’m sorry if you disagree w that characterization but I still think it’s pretty accurate

ok (D-40), Thursday, 14 August 2025 20:18 (three months ago)

literally your second post in the thread (after the first post saying it was "absurdly obvious" that I was wrong) was assuming I don't know songs don't have to start on the one. i'm sorry if we didn't get off on a good foot after that!

ok (D-40), Thursday, 14 August 2025 20:29 (three months ago)

how do you know if there's a drummer at the door?

massaman gai (front tea for two), Thursday, 14 August 2025 20:38 (three months ago)

the knocking speeds up during the chorus and they don't know when to come in

massaman gai (front tea for two), Thursday, 14 August 2025 20:39 (three months ago)

you literally started the thread with "obviously option 3." "IMO" doesn't carry the weight of "obviously" and you know it. complaining about others' "tone" when yours was the foot the thread got off on is bad faith of an incredibly exalted order even for you.

J Edgar Noothgrush (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Thursday, 14 August 2025 20:53 (three months ago)

I don’t think throwing down the gauntlet for the central conversation of the thread is on the same level as 13 mentions of the “Is Ralph a literal Viking” thread but ymmv 🙄

ok (D-40), Thursday, 14 August 2025 21:12 (three months ago)

Before someone corrects me to score another point, I did not actually count how many times any individual poster tried to compare this conversation with that one

ok (D-40), Thursday, 14 August 2025 21:15 (three months ago)

This was a fun thread for awhile, let's not ruin it with the post-mortem now.

Jordan s/t (Jordan), Thursday, 14 August 2025 21:21 (three months ago)

i don't consider you an enemy deej. please understand my condescending remarks to you in this thread were solely due to my deep love of ludacris.

c u (crüt), Thursday, 14 August 2025 21:21 (three months ago)

I think crut was generally polite and otm in this thread.

Jordan s/t (Jordan), Thursday, 14 August 2025 21:25 (three months ago)

Tbh the literal viking side of that thread had more credibility than what deej was arguing in this one

sarahell, Thursday, 14 August 2025 21:41 (three months ago)

https://i.ibb.co/Z6ZNW4Rf/IMG-6011.jpg

Jordan, crut xp

ok (D-40), Thursday, 14 August 2025 21:47 (three months ago)

I maintain as I have through this thread and from the beginning that the feel the song generates is what determines the count & that how the musician making it counts it is relevant only inasmuch as it is required to create that feeling

The live Leno version of the song does not have the same rhythmic tension as the studio version & is evidence only of the way musicians choose to recreate what is essentially a studio construct

ok (D-40), Thursday, 14 August 2025 21:50 (three months ago)

You sure to like typing.

il lavoro mi rovina la giornata (PBKR), Thursday, 14 August 2025 21:53 (three months ago)

And you complain about people trolling and having smug tones when you are impervious to even engaging with facts you dislike when people are respectful about it?

sarahell, Thursday, 14 August 2025 21:59 (three months ago)

Whiney went all caps about pizza … does that not make you consider you might be the problem?

sarahell, Thursday, 14 August 2025 22:00 (three months ago)

And you complain about people trolling and having smug tones when you are impervious to even engaging with facts you dislike when people are respectful about it?

― sarahell, Thursday, August 14, 2025 4:59 PM (six minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

What facts am I ignoring in that post sarahell

ok (D-40), Thursday, 14 August 2025 22:06 (three months ago)

I want to reiterate the Limp Bizkit remix really does serve as a very illustrative example of Timbaland's syncopation creating a false or illusory one. I can't hear "Roll Out" the deej way, but I can hear that song the deej way and the rapping sounds absolutely out of whack. "The feel the song generates" did not "determine the count," I was just hearing it wrong

moist corn kernels emerging fully intact in your diarrhea (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 14 August 2025 22:07 (three months ago)

That one’s interesting I can think of dozens of examples of songs like that where the way a new element is introduced retroactively shifts the groove of the song in a new direction. If the tree falls in a forest aka if the vocal is never introduced are you actually “wrong”?

ok (D-40), Thursday, 14 August 2025 22:09 (three months ago)

Like, how would you even ever *know* you were wrong without the introduction of the new element ?

ok (D-40), Thursday, 14 August 2025 22:10 (three months ago)

I think "Roll Out," "Take a Look Around Remix," and "Once in a Lifetime" all function as pop songs and there's an mutual agreement between both composer and audience that the vocals of a pop song fall where you expect vocals to fall instead of drifting in the ether

moist corn kernels emerging fully intact in your diarrhea (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 14 August 2025 22:25 (three months ago)

If we were talking about Meshuggah or Weather Report or Mouse on Mars I might have a different opinion about this, but these are songs made for teenagers to listen to on the radio

moist corn kernels emerging fully intact in your diarrhea (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 14 August 2025 22:26 (three months ago)

I don’t think anyone on any side thinks luda’s vocals are in the ether in the version they prefer

ok (D-40), Thursday, 14 August 2025 22:27 (three months ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hnq5ktoApFA

sarahell, Thursday, 14 August 2025 22:27 (three months ago)

That said the last ten years of rap music are full of examples of ppl rapping w ambiguous respect for the rhythmic grid lol … not a ludacris thing tho

ok (D-40), Thursday, 14 August 2025 22:28 (three months ago)

Like, how would you even ever *know* you were wrong without the introduction of the new element ?

I know this isn't a helpful metric, but at this point I have an intuition for when I'm hearing something on the wrong beat, a now familiar feeling that the phrasing of everything together just isn't right, too many of the landmarks are in the wrong place, etc.

Jordan s/t (Jordan), Thursday, 14 August 2025 22:41 (three months ago)

surely work for example the timbaland/limp bizkit example there’s actually a few ways they could lay the vocals and it would still “work” and that a decision is made based on what “feels right” not on some “true rhythm”

ok (D-40), Thursday, 14 August 2025 22:45 (three months ago)

If we were talking about Meshuggah or Weather Report or Mouse on Mars I might have a different opinion about this, but these are songs made for teenagers to listen to on the radio

― moist corn kernels emerging fully intact in your diarrhea (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, August 14, 2025 5:26 PM (nineteen minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

roll out with a 3-minute jaco solo in the middle would be a vision

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 14 August 2025 22:46 (three months ago)

my phone fucked up when posting that. Surely *though* for example

ok (D-40), Thursday, 14 August 2025 22:46 (three months ago)

roll out with a 3-minute jaco solo in the middle would be a vision

― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, August 14, 2025 5:46 PM (twenty-two seconds ago) bookmarkflaglink

Would he do it with a funk/soul style or salsa style? What if he alternated ? lol

ok (D-40), Thursday, 14 August 2025 22:47 (three months ago)

I spent years making radio commercials where I had to cut to the hook of the song, then to a bed of instrumental music from the same song, and maybe it was just a 90s thing, but vocals in popular songs were not as locked in as Whiney is arguing …

sarahell, Thursday, 14 August 2025 22:47 (three months ago)

surely work for example the timbaland/limp bizkit example there’s actually a few ways they could lay the vocals and it would still “work” and that a decision is made based on what “feels right” not on some “true rhythm”

I'm a firm believer that at least in pop forms, *something* needs to be the sign post to give the other parts meaning and structure. It's often the backbeat - like in that Bizkit track, everything is bouncing around that backbeat (and an 808 boom on the 1). Or maybe it's a song where's no backbeat and the drums are more conversational, but there's a bass note or a chord progression that lets you know where you are. Otherwise you're just floating in space, which is good in some kinds of music! Obscuring the downbeat and playing games with rhythm and structure is obv the point in some genres, but not usually in rap and pop.

If the tree falls in a forest aka if the vocal is never introduced are you actually “wrong”?

This is kinda like the Radiohead 'Videotape' example, where all of the piano chords are syncopated but they took the drums out (until the very end). So even knowing that, it's nearly impossible to count/feel the way they did when recording. So...are they in fact syncopated in a vacuum, against an invisible beat?

Jordan s/t (Jordan), Thursday, 14 August 2025 23:21 (three months ago)

That said the last ten years of rap music are full of examples of ppl rapping w ambiguous respect for the rhythmic grid lol … not a ludacris thing tho

ludacris can actually rap and is doing things with rhythm. the last ten years of rap have a lot of guys who are just bad at rapping, but are (I take it) fairly compelling as on-mic presences in other ways. I don't think the guys you're talking about really compare to ludacris, who is good at rapping by pretty much any metric.

J Edgar Noothgrush (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Thursday, 14 August 2025 23:31 (three months ago)

Uh oh

moist corn kernels emerging fully intact in your diarrhea (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 14 August 2025 23:37 (three months ago)

Cueing up the HERE WE GO sample from “Hey Boy Hey Girl”

my favorite herbs are fennel and Drake (DJP), Thursday, 14 August 2025 23:39 (three months ago)

ludacris can actually rap and is doing things with rhythm. the last ten years of rap have a lot of guys who are just bad at rapping, but are (I take it) fairly compelling as on-mic presences in other ways. I don't think the guys you're talking about really compare to ludacris, who is good at rapping by pretty much any metric.

― J Edgar Noothgrush (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Thursday, August 14, 2025 6:31 PM (nineteen minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

its been well established that using off beat rap styles is a stylistic choice and you're simply wrong here. there's been 13 years of conversation about this

ok (D-40), Thursday, 14 August 2025 23:52 (three months ago)

Cueing up the HERE WE GO sample from “Hey Boy Hey Girl”

Not to add a pile on to a pile on but “The Roof Is on Fire” is not exactly some obscure record

moist corn kernels emerging fully intact in your diarrhea (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 14 August 2025 23:59 (three months ago)

Otherwise you're just floating in space, which is good in some kinds of music! Obscuring the downbeat and playing games with rhythm and structure is obv the point in some genres, but not usually in rap and pop

Isn’t the use of this kind of rhythmic ambiguity dialectic in rap and pop and used all the time cf timbaland beats … or like as in dub music (or 80s rap influenced by dub) where there are micro rhythms created at cross purposes with “correct” rhythm … the point isn’t that there is not a grid but that bending it is intentional

ok (D-40), Friday, 15 August 2025 00:01 (three months ago)

Anyway the point I’m making here is that if we don’t know where the rhythm is until that “grounding” element appears then there are multiple/ambiguous interpretations possible and that those are kind of a “feature of” the record rather than a “misunderstanding” by idiot audience members who dont know how to count

ok (D-40), Friday, 15 August 2025 00:03 (three months ago)


its been well established that using off beat rap styles is a stylistic choice and you're simply wrong here. there's been 13 years of conversation about this

there's a name for this logical fallacy -- yes, rapping off beat has existed literally since the golden age; no, that doesn't mean that everybody who can't rap is "rapping off beat." maybe fallacy of the undistributed middle idk. anyway, it's wrong

J Edgar Noothgrush (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Friday, 15 August 2025 00:10 (three months ago)

what are you even arguing with here. I think drakeo for example is good at rapping and blueface is bad at rapping and both rap off beat as an intentional artistic affect. One can rap with intentional rhythmic variance and be considered a good rapper. G herbo is another example — almost universally considered a great rapper and he often would use a kind of “rushed” flow to add urgency to his performance

ok (D-40), Friday, 15 August 2025 00:14 (three months ago)

at this stage complaining about “offbeat rapping” is like complaining that echoing dub effects don’t land squarely on the beat

ok (D-40), Friday, 15 August 2025 00:15 (three months ago)

I wrote about this before too but after drill music many rappers picked up on “offbeat” rapping as a kind of anti commercial gesture

ok (D-40), Friday, 15 August 2025 00:27 (three months ago)

Imagining a party where everyone is happily dancing to “Roll Out” the way that Timbaland and Ludacris clearly intended and David is in the corner like

https://www.salon.com/app/uploads/2018/10/they-live.jpg

moist corn kernels emerging fully intact in your diarrhea (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 15 August 2025 00:34 (three months ago)

The entire debate was spurred because fully half the party is counting it differently in there heads than the professional drummers in this thread but however you want to imagine it is cool

ok (D-40), Friday, 15 August 2025 00:39 (three months ago)

https://i.ibb.co/4wFJw6bk/IMG-6012.jpg

ok (D-40), Friday, 15 August 2025 01:04 (three months ago)

There is absolutely no "half" in this debate. It's you, Frederick B and majorairbro, whoever that is.

m bison hears it offbeat but admits its wrong. fgti heard it as the offbeat version but then cleared their head out and now hears it correctly.

Everyone else agrees this pop-rap song acts like any other pop-rap song and doesn't have to throw around phrases like "rhythmic ambiguity dialectic" to find the downbeat

moist corn kernels emerging fully intact in your diarrhea (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 15 August 2025 02:00 (three months ago)

Like we all hear the downbeat on a song wrong sometimes, but only you would go full Pepe Silvia and write a dissertation on how its an elaborate musical conspiracy where the V-I resolution is a Manchurian Candidate trigger for professional dancers to destroy the tyranny of the snare drum

moist corn kernels emerging fully intact in your diarrhea (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 15 August 2025 02:09 (three months ago)

There is absolutely no "half" in this debate.

You described a “party” not an “ilx debate.” Please excuse me for referring to the mass of people who heard the song differently than you

ok (D-40), Friday, 15 August 2025 02:10 (three months ago)

I philosophically disagree w this prescriptive approach as I stated at the beginning. I understand it’s a minority position here but it’s the position I held at the beginning & it’s one which I maintain which is that the feel of the song is created by the song and that feel can often escape the professed intentions of the musicians creating it

ok (D-40), Friday, 15 August 2025 02:13 (three months ago)

And fwiw not to blow up their spot but dubmill, Rob, there were others itt who saw aspects of this closer to my pov (and many more who initially heard it as option three but have been cowed into agreeing w ilx’d most authoritative drum students)

ok (D-40), Friday, 15 August 2025 02:21 (three months ago)

have been cowed into agreeing w ilx’d most authoritative drum students

this is the vintage right here, this is the good stuff. they do not think what they say they think. they have ulterior motives for what they think. I know what they really think

J Edgar Noothgrush (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Friday, 15 August 2025 02:28 (three months ago)

Are we going to debate how to count "Spirits in the Material World" next? Or advanced studies, how to count the infamous bridge/weird measure "Stairway to Heaven"?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GhlLtd19szw

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 15 August 2025 02:43 (three months ago)

this is the vintage right here, this is the good stuff. they do not think what they say they think. they have ulterior motives for what they think. I know what they really think

― J Edgar Noothgrush (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Thursday, August 14, 2025 9:28 PM (twenty-five minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

Hmm I would say it’s more like some ppl are hardcore rule enforcers and others are like, ehh not worth arguing about so whatever. We discussed this before — I’m not questioning anyone’s motives here Christ alive

ok (D-40), Friday, 15 August 2025 02:56 (three months ago)

re: Stairway: Josh scroll wayyyyy up, it's 4/4 but because of the cymbal crashes and the guitar chord changes it fools almost everyone who's tried to cover it into thinking it's some complex stack of odd meters.

imperial frfr (Steve Shasta), Friday, 15 August 2025 02:57 (three months ago)

Are we going to debate how to count "Spirits in the Material World" next?

"upside down on the back of nowhere" is how Stewart Copeland described it. Even knowing that the kicks are on the 2&4, I can't really get my head around it when I'm listening to it. Until the chorus of course, when it's all straightforward. But trying to maintain that count back into the verses is hard.

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Friday, 15 August 2025 03:38 (three months ago)

The thing I have been trying to get across for many posts now, in my “smug” tone, as opposed to the non-problematic tone of male posters such as Whiney and “Joan” whose most recent posts are not tonally unlike their previous posts in this thread…

The 1 doesn’t have to be emphasized! It can even be silent! The beat where you feel the most “oomph” doesn’t have to be the 1. The 1 only really matters to the players and producers and flunkies making commercials that sample it.

sarahell, Friday, 15 August 2025 04:29 (three months ago)

sarahell I said you were *emblematic*! I was decidedly not singling you out

ok (D-40), Friday, 15 August 2025 04:34 (three months ago)

You were not singling me out but you specifically named me and crut? Uh …

sarahell, Friday, 15 August 2025 04:47 (three months ago)

great point ... naming two people is not 'singling'

ok (D-40), Friday, 15 August 2025 04:59 (three months ago)

look, I just felt like some ppl on here were more about the 'pile on' than about the 'pursuit of knowledge and greater understanding.' if this is not the case than I apologize

ok (D-40), Friday, 15 August 2025 05:01 (three months ago)

counting is exclusionary to the innumerate. we should just go xiuuu badoombapbap pause badoombapbap

― massaman gai (front tea for two), Monday, August 4, 2025 8:57 AM (one week ago

This was a severely underappreciated post imo

sarahell, Friday, 15 August 2025 05:02 (three months ago)

Xp - I got butthurt because I wasn’t just posting for the lols, otherwise I would’ve been like … fair enough. Being called out for trolling when I am trolling is nbd, but I was actually making a bunch of sincere posts discussing the topic.

sarahell, Friday, 15 August 2025 05:07 (three months ago)

"Spirits in the Material World" is kind of a great example for this thread.

Stewart Copeland is putting the kick drum on the "2" and "4," which turns the song around

Andy Summers is playing reggae-style upstrokes, but the kickdrum (and possibly the melody) makes it sound like he's doing straight downbeats like he does in "Roxanne"

I have never heard this song "correctly."

I would wager that 95% of Police fans have never heard this song "correctly."

The Police probably reveled in the fact that it was illusory and weird and no one except the three blokes on stage can hear it "correctly"

But... NONE OF THIS CHANGES WHERE THE FUCKING DOWNBEAT IS

moist corn kernels emerging fully intact in your diarrhea (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 15 August 2025 05:12 (three months ago)

I think it depends on context? Like, to me, it’s clear the kick is on upbeats maybe because it has a dub vibe? Maybe because I listened to the Magazine cover of Beefheart’s “…. Big Dummy” right before just now which also has the kick on upbeats.

sarahell, Friday, 15 August 2025 05:21 (three months ago)

Xp - I got butthurt because I wasn’t just posting for the lols, otherwise I would’ve been like … fair enough. Being called out for trolling when I am trolling is nbd, but I was actually making a bunch of sincere posts discussing the topic.

― sarahell, Friday, August 15, 2025 12:07 AM (twenty minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

I think youre trolling because it would take a complete idiot to not find a dozen examples itt of you trolling & then one point where you're arguing in a way I found obviously disingenuous because i've actually seen people discuss the different speed w which they play the hi hat has different effects & it seemed as if you were denying those conversations ever took place. i'm not sure why we all have to play dumb about what led to me naming you specifically even while suggesting you were one of many participants taking this pose

ok (D-40), Friday, 15 August 2025 05:31 (three months ago)

xpost

Ok, so you agree with deej?

moist corn kernels emerging fully intact in your diarrhea (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 15 August 2025 05:34 (three months ago)

lol I spoke too soon

ok (D-40), Friday, 15 August 2025 05:35 (three months ago)

Xp context in how likely people mishear the downbeat on Spirits! Like I am not disagreeing on where the 1 is on the song. You are claiming that it is confusing because the kick is on the 2 and 4. I am saying I was just listening to a song where the kick was also not on the 1 and 3 (the typical placements) so I was used to hearing the kick on beats other than the 1 and 3.

sarahell, Friday, 15 August 2025 12:34 (three months ago)

I don't find Spirits in the Material World difficult to feel properly, but I remember when it was very hard for me to hear ska, reggae, and bebop in a settled way, anything fast with emphasis on the upbeats.

Here's one - Metallica's Fight Fire with Fire still breaks my brain a bit. It's super fast and not only are all the snares on the upbeats (thrash/pogo/polka style), but the riff and the vocals emphasize the upbeats too. Except for the cymbal crashes, it's very difficult for my hear to not slide to hearing everything as a quarter note (and I think it's made worse by years of hearing it wrong when I was a kid). 'Damage Inc' is like this too with the riff in the beginning (before the vocals come in) and during the solo section. Fuck.

Jordan s/t (Jordan), Friday, 15 August 2025 14:16 (three months ago)

Isn’t the use of this kind of rhythmic ambiguity dialectic in rap and pop and used all the time cf timbaland beats … or like as in dub music (or 80s rap influenced by dub) where there are micro rhythms created at cross purposes with “correct” rhythm … the point isn’t that there is not a grid but that bending it is intentional

― ok (D-40), Thursday, August 14, 2025 7:01 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

Anyway the point I’m making here is that if we don’t know where the rhythm is until that “grounding” element appears then there are multiple/ambiguous interpretations possible and that those are kind of a “feature of” the record rather than a “misunderstanding” by idiot audience members who dont know how to count

I think it's a little different with dub and club music, because creating a hypnotic, circular, cycling effect is in large part the point (see also, substances). Less about the tension & release of pop music.

Jordan s/t (Jordan), Friday, 15 August 2025 14:20 (three months ago)

I think it depends on context? Like, to me, it’s clear the kick is on upbeats maybe because it has a dub vibe? Maybe because I listened to the Magazine cover of Beefheart’s “…. Big Dummy” right before just now which also has the kick on upbeats.

― sarahell, Friday, August 15, 2025 1:21 AM (eleven hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

No it doesn't?

moist corn kernels emerging fully intact in your diarrhea (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 15 August 2025 16:46 (three months ago)

I think sarahel is agreeing with you and explaining why the song doesn’t confuse her

my favorite herbs are fennel and Drake (DJP), Friday, 15 August 2025 16:48 (three months ago)

She is agreeing with me but I don't know if I actually buy any of her prog-muso brags of "Timbaland beats aren't crazy" and "Spirits in the Material World isn't confusing" when she thinks Magazine's Beefheart cover has "kick on the upbeats" when it's clearly and solidly on the downbeat and then follows a dotted sixteenth pattern

moist corn kernels emerging fully intact in your diarrhea (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 15 August 2025 16:54 (three months ago)

The kicks are not on the downbeat on the Magazine song. I have played it.

sarahell, Friday, 15 August 2025 16:59 (three months ago)

Unless I am confusing it with Lust for Life — they are reverses of each other re kick pattern

sarahell, Friday, 15 August 2025 17:01 (three months ago)

And Whiney, you know who I learned to play drums from! I feel like anything that comes off as bragging to you is just my avant-cluelessness lol

sarahell, Friday, 15 August 2025 17:03 (three months ago)

There's kicks on the downbeat of both "Big Dummy" and "Lust for Life"

I don’t agree with 99% of the nonsense that deej is spouting in this thread, but I'm starting to come around to “sarahel doesn’t know what she’s talking about”

moist corn kernels emerging fully intact in your diarrhea (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 15 August 2025 17:05 (three months ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1sH7APaIvqg

the kick is a syncopated dotted sixteenth note pattern that begins solidly on the downbeat every time

moist corn kernels emerging fully intact in your diarrhea (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 15 August 2025 17:08 (three months ago)

It’s syncopated… and thus, you hear kicks on off beats… fuck it’s been awhile

sarahell, Friday, 15 August 2025 17:11 (three months ago)

Off beats aren’t the upbeats

moist corn kernels emerging fully intact in your diarrhea (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 15 August 2025 17:12 (three months ago)

Okay … what I was attempting to convey was that they aren’t on the 1 and the 3.

sarahell, Friday, 15 August 2025 17:13 (three months ago)

Solely

sarahell, Friday, 15 August 2025 17:13 (three months ago)

But not ONLY on the upbeats. That's just a shuffle, where the kicks are on the 1 & and the 3, and also on the "-let" (as in "1-trip-let-2-trip-let").

xp

Jordan s/t (Jordan), Friday, 15 August 2025 17:16 (three months ago)

i listened to so much Tim this week, thanks Deej <3

imperial frfr (Steve Shasta), Friday, 15 August 2025 17:20 (three months ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HuBU3pzy7is

Okay I am confused

sarahell, Friday, 15 August 2025 17:20 (three months ago)

It’s possible I learned Big Dummy as dotted 8th note pattern in a faster tempo so there was a kick on the 4? It’s also possible I am wrong.

sarahell, Friday, 15 August 2025 17:27 (three months ago)

this thread got me listening to ghost in the machine for the first time since the 80s. this record is really good. there's an "original sequence" out there that buries "every little thing" on side 2 gonna listen to that soon too. the guitar solo on "invisible sun" sounds like the sax solo on baker street. song's in 4, not a lot of hay to be made on that front but still I recommend it, killer tune

J Edgar Noothgrush (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Friday, 15 August 2025 20:12 (three months ago)

Isn’t the use of this kind of rhythmic ambiguity dialectic in rap and pop and used all the time cf timbaland beats … or like as in dub music (or 80s rap influenced by dub) where there are micro rhythms created at cross purposes with “correct” rhythm … the point isn’t that there is not a grid but that bending it is intentional

― ok (D-40), Thursday, August 14, 2025 7:01 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

Anyway the point I’m making here is that if we don’t know where the rhythm is until that “grounding” element appears then there are multiple/ambiguous interpretations possible and that those are kind of a “feature of” the record rather than a “misunderstanding” by idiot audience members who dont know how to count

I think it's a little different with dub and club music, because creating a hypnotic, circular, cycling effect is in large part the point (see also, substances). Less about the tension & release of pop music.

― Jordan s/t (Jordan), Friday, August 15, 2025 9:20 AM (five hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

sure. but i don't think the intent matters as much as the effect. if there's an effect that splits the audience (for the sake of argument) down the middle, 50/50, in how they hear the song, I think that's a *part of the song's effect* regardless of whether or not it's "technically" club music (I mean, it was heard in lots of clubs, and lots of people likely danced to it hearing both counts in their heads) or even intended

If the argument is that we need to have an 'official' Count for the song I get the persuasive aspects of the 1/2 side in terms of what it would be like to perform the song today; or how one would need to 'recreate' it; i'll even give 'better odds' that ludacris and timbaland collectively heard it the 1/2 way (I'm not willing to concede that's a "sure thing," because I remain skeptical of the argument that Ludacris' rapping definitively hears the 1/2 version).

I think the song is *interesting* and provokes this much dialogue and calls into question the very concept of an 'official' Count, that if 50% of the audience fundamentally understands it as option three that does change: 'how do we count the song'. if anderson paak or sango hear the song this way, and remix it along those lines, as if it were counted the option 3 style--I dont mean they *change* the count, but they create the remix *as if the 'unofficial' count was always 'correct'*, never mind the way the dancers 'create' the song's social reception ... we are all always creating the Truth abt the song ...

idk I hear the groove behave a certain way, if I try I can hear it the other way, but the first way feels more 'natural' to me, and so for the function of my life i'm not going to force myself to hear it "the right way" because nothing about what I do requires me to pretend to hear it a way that sounds 'odd' to me. if anything, if I were to DJ it, i'd want it to enter "the way I hear it" so the horn line aligns the way I hear it

ok (D-40), Friday, 15 August 2025 20:28 (three months ago)

this thread got me listening to ghost in the machine for the first time since the 80s. this record is really good.

Maybe their best? I've always been a Regatta/Zenyatta defaulter, but GITM has such great sonic textures and killer tunes.

paper plans (tipsy mothra), Friday, 15 August 2025 20:38 (three months ago)

Ghost is actually my least fav, but there's not a huge distance between Police albums for me, they're all flawed with some great songs

some dude, Friday, 15 August 2025 20:48 (three months ago)

I remember the reviews I read at the time -- which may well have just been the LA Times, that was my "go straight to the Calendar section and soak up every word about music" main source in my pre-teen years -- were very "they're slipping here," and a friend who'd liked the earlier stuff like I did considered it a dud. I was pretty easily influenced by other people's opinions on stuff during this window, at least if they were people I respected, and even though I didn't think the Times' critics liked anything good I really felt the heavy weight of "people whose job it is to write about this stuff are not feeling this." but it was mainly my friends, who just didn't hear bangers on it (except "every little thing," which I remember was the main line: "there's one stone classic here & they're being weird otherwise"). I remember my pal didn't like "Invisible Sun" which...I love that tune! but listening today it's so interesting. they fade "spirits" when it feels like it could go on for six minutes deep in the groove!

J Edgar Noothgrush (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Friday, 15 August 2025 20:55 (three months ago)

(we are not "all always creating the Truth" about time signatures though, just so we're clear, that's not true. it's an extension of some critical reading strategies onto math, where they don't really work.)

J Edgar Noothgrush (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Friday, 15 August 2025 20:57 (three months ago)

and God "Omegaman"! what a fucking jam! even in the 'original sequence' it's only seventh and that just doesn't seem right, this is such a good good tune -- it's got some of the earlier police vibe but the oddball Fripp-y guitar shit in the chorus is trying new shit...wonderful record

J Edgar Noothgrush (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Friday, 15 August 2025 21:04 (three months ago)

that album and Zenyatta are my two keepers from that catalog

sleeve, Friday, 15 August 2025 21:13 (three months ago)

I love all their albums but Ghost in the Machine might be my fave

moist corn kernels emerging fully intact in your diarrhea (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 15 August 2025 21:28 (three months ago)

that's quite a display name you have there

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 15 August 2025 21:30 (three months ago)

I've never listened to an album by The Police :/

(I have listened to Andy Summers records though and Stewart Copeland is obviously sick)

Jordan s/t (Jordan), Friday, 15 August 2025 21:37 (three months ago)

yeah Zenyatta is my jam

some dude, Friday, 15 August 2025 21:39 (three months ago)

I have realized I underrated them for many years

sarahell, Friday, 15 August 2025 21:42 (three months ago)

(I have listened to Andy Summers records though and Stewart Copeland is obviously sick)

I got that Fripp/Summers reissue collection this year, so good

J Edgar Noothgrush (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Friday, 15 August 2025 22:01 (three months ago)

(we are not "all always creating the Truth" about time signatures though, just so we're clear, that's not true. it's an extension of some critical reading strategies onto math, where they don't really work.)

― J Edgar Noothgrush (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Friday, August 15, 2025 3:57 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

the time signature isn't what's being debated....

ok (D-40), Friday, 15 August 2025 22:12 (three months ago)

that's quite a display name you have there

― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, August 15, 2025 5:30 PM (forty minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

I'm protesting the display name "hungover beet poo" and I might change it to something more disgusting

moist corn kernels emerging fully intact in your diarrhea (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 15 August 2025 22:13 (three months ago)

ive always had a greatest hits relationship with the police tbh

ok (D-40), Friday, 15 August 2025 22:13 (three months ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v4vBsyFVACA

good flip of walking on the moon...always liked the drums on that one

ok (D-40), Friday, 15 August 2025 22:15 (three months ago)

Nah, it's this one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4Qlw1fmCQ0

moist corn kernels emerging fully intact in your diarrhea (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 15 August 2025 22:16 (three months ago)

the version of “driven to tears” from the certifiable live album rips insanely hard

gestures broadly at...everything (voodoo chili), Saturday, 16 August 2025 02:48 (three months ago)

Like a basketball player

steal the classy spy's gun (Neanderthal), Saturday, 16 August 2025 03:54 (three months ago)

no need to let the convo die, it's Monday, let's get it started

steal the classy spy's gun (Neanderthal), Monday, 18 August 2025 14:23 (three months ago)


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