Aaliyah's "One in a Million" vs. Guns N'Roses' "One in a Million"

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Justyn Dillingham (Justyn Dillingham), Friday, 3 January 2003 11:15 (twenty-one years ago) link

aaliyah's is one of the best records evah. i can't place the gnr one but i doubt it's that. so aaliyah wins.

michael wells (michael w.), Friday, 3 January 2003 11:22 (twenty-one years ago) link

Bosson's

man, Friday, 3 January 2003 12:52 (twenty-one years ago) link

Guns N Roses, definitely. I voted Liberal.

Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Friday, 3 January 2003 15:25 (twenty-one years ago) link

Oh please. Guns'N'Roses's wins by a huge mile. It may not be their finest hour (not least for its hatespeech and ethnic slurs), but it beats a workaday r'n'b number any day of the millenium.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 4 January 2003 03:55 (twenty-one years ago) link

i must even things up and vote for aaliyah. i've never heard the g'n'r song but i doubt alex has heard aaliyah's!

minna (minna), Saturday, 4 January 2003 04:04 (twenty-one years ago) link

I have heard Aaliyah's. I'm not saying it's crap, but it's no different from a thousand other tunes just like it. It's also far from Aaliyah's finest work (either "We Need a Resolution," "Try Again," or "Are You that Somebody," clearly!) The G'n'R tune, meanwhile, is a song that CONFRONTS the listener (though not necessarily in a positive manner). Love it or hate it, it won't leave you indifferent. It's far from the band's finest work (it's not even the best song on the e.p. that spawned it), but it's at least memorable...for better or worse.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 4 January 2003 04:21 (twenty-one years ago) link

I prefer this one.

Phil (phil), Saturday, 4 January 2003 17:51 (twenty-one years ago) link

Is it just me or does everyone else who was slightly too young to be taken in by GNR just see them as a bunch of fat squawking fucking losers while simultaneously feeling embarassed that people actually liked them?

Ronan (Ronan), Saturday, 4 January 2003 17:53 (twenty-one years ago) link

Alex: "One in a Million" is not workaday at all. The junglist remixes are even better.

Sterling Clover (s_clover), Saturday, 4 January 2003 17:58 (twenty-one years ago) link

i have nothing new to say about aaliyah's 1 in a 1000000. i also have a fairly strong feeling that no matter what i said you would not agree with me alex, but that's cool cos i'm not up on this music writing thing anyway (it's kinda weird that i hang around this site so much really!)

minna (minna), Saturday, 4 January 2003 18:01 (twenty-one years ago) link

yeah, alex, how can you tell it's workaday if you don't actually listen to this kind of music?

ronan, I was not too young, and I did like gnr, but I AM embarassed by the critical revisionism and revivalism. (cue posts about oh I was always down with gnr, whatever, I don't want to argue about it.)

Josh (Josh), Saturday, 4 January 2003 18:32 (twenty-one years ago) link

The Aaliyah song is better. Better than any GnR song, really. Love the strange noises in the background and aren't there a million other RnB songs like this one because "One in a Million" started it all, anyway?

original bgm, Saturday, 4 January 2003 18:50 (twenty-one years ago) link

"no different from a thousand other tunes just like it"

Alex of all the things you cd have said about the Aliyah song this is not one of them. raise your standards!!

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Saturday, 4 January 2003 20:25 (twenty-one years ago) link

I dunno. I couldn't hum the tune if ya paid me. I can't fathom how people rate it over "Try Again" or "Are You that Somebody".

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 4 January 2003 21:46 (twenty-one years ago) link

I'm a little bit worried to see Guns N Roses get off the hook. Their 'One In A Million' is a really ugly song, I mean 'Imigrants and faggots, they make no sense to me...' I like GNR but Axl is a jerk on that one. I don't care how nice the tune is when you've got those kind of lyrics. I squirm every time I hear it.

Aaliyah wins by default, even if it isn't her best.

richard stacey (analog75), Saturday, 4 January 2003 21:58 (twenty-one years ago) link

Thoughtful answer there, Richard. I too squirm at the GnR track, but I guess I just prefer being moved in some way (whether positively or negatively) than not being affected in any way. Once again, don't interpret this as a rant against Aaliyah. I've actually liked the tracks of hers I've cited above. I just don't think her "One in a Million" is one to get excited about.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 4 January 2003 22:43 (twenty-one years ago) link

axl as broken down queer boy sucking cock of rich limo stars scred shitless on sunset beats any mother fucker with a double a in their name any time

Queen G (Queeng), Sunday, 5 January 2003 01:49 (twenty-one years ago) link

Wow - I missed that stuff first time out. I'll have to go back and dig out my copy of G'N'R Lies. Yummy.

richard stacey (analog75), Sunday, 5 January 2003 02:01 (twenty-one years ago) link

just a small town white boy trying to make end meet

Queen G (Queeng), Sunday, 5 January 2003 02:02 (twenty-one years ago) link

I always thought that was about trying to sell lemonade at the side of the road. Or shining shoes.

richard stacey (analog75), Sunday, 5 January 2003 02:05 (twenty-one years ago) link

The original Aaliyah "One in a Million" changed the face of American pop music. Since its release it has been on my top ten. I remember freaking all my Berkeley friends out listening to it (granted, it was about 1000 times in a row and they were used to hearing MBV blaring).

Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Sunday, 5 January 2003 09:51 (twenty-one years ago) link

I choose Aaliyah (probably first Timbaland production heard while still quite young --> "this rhythm is very CONFRONTational". 'while still quite young' --> G n' R sound like what? sorry)

Honda (Honda), Sunday, 5 January 2003 10:51 (twenty-one years ago) link

What in God's name are you blathering about?

naked as sin (naked as sin), Sunday, 5 January 2003 13:41 (twenty-one years ago) link

the guns n roses song is just an ugly, nasty piece of work. like axl and the rest of the original band themselves, pretty much. applauding it for 'having a moving reaction' just reminds me of the character in the Ghost World comic who claims 'to hate everyone equally' and makes friends with paedophiles.

Wyndham Earl, Sunday, 5 January 2003 14:31 (twenty-one years ago) link

Ronan:Is it just me or does everyone else who was slightly too young to be taken in by GNR just see them as a bunch of fat squawking fucking losers while simultaneously feeling embarassed that people actually liked them?

No that's not just you Ronan, i was old enough to be taken in, but I wasn't. having to test endless copies of "GnR Lies" and the other piece of total ass they put out at the used rekkid store. "fat squawking fukcing losers" will do nicely, thank you, and not only was i amazed that anyone liked them the 1st time around, it amazes me that anyone still rates them. Aaliyah wins for me then, by a fukcing 1000 miles.

Pashmina (Pashmina), Sunday, 5 January 2003 14:41 (twenty-one years ago) link

having to test endless copies of "GnR Lies" and the other piece of total ass they put out at the used rekkid store was an experience ov total torture that shd say

Pashmina (Pashmina), Sunday, 5 January 2003 14:47 (twenty-one years ago) link

gnr's is disturbing just about only because, realistically, most of their fans would like happily to think the prejudices in the song are entirely genuine, and that axl is admirably ballsy for expressing them. but fuck them, it's an interesting song (because it's endlessly interpretable, and decidedly not at all because it's "confrontational - is there a more unendingly overrated ideal in rock?). queen g's idea is a lot of fun, that axl is singing from the point of view of a boy prostitute snapping, the "faggots" perhaps being his usual johns. a friend always thought it was the by-product of axl's growing rap infatuation of the time (remember the nwa hats?), that it was his attempt at a midwestern-white-boy hardcore rap song (eminem, you're a half-decade late!). i mean, "immigrants and faggots, they make no sense to me"? could ice cube not plausibly be co-writing? all this said, though, i'll give it to aaliyah.

, Sunday, 5 January 2003 18:45 (twenty-one years ago) link

the NWA hats always seemed like a 'hey, i cant be racist I LIKE BLACK PEOPLE TOO.. why some of my best friends..' etc etc. yes, in that instance, he predated Eminem's duet with Elton John. i'm sure he isnt homophobic either, why some of his best friends..

Wyndham Earl, Sunday, 5 January 2003 19:33 (twenty-one years ago) link

"The original Aaliyah 'One in a Million' changed the face of American pop music."

Oh please give me a fuckin' break.

"applauding it for 'having a moving reaction' just reminds me of the character in the Ghost World comic who claims 'to hate everyone equally' and makes friends with paedophiles."

Wyndham, you're skirting rather closely to calling me a racist, and I don't really appreciate it. My point was that the Guns' track is simply more interesting than Aaliyah's (a comparitivly conventional pop song) BECAUSE its so ugly/reprehensible/indefensible. Or are you of the school of thought that anything that deigns to say something that could be construed as patently offensive should be immediately stricken from consideration?

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Sunday, 5 January 2003 19:38 (twenty-one years ago) link

i'm not calling you a racist at all, and please don't try and play the inverse race card. i just think you're being shortsighted with your appraisal.

i think they key thing about the gnr song is the same with Eminem: would Axl be delivering the song to his audience expecting them to draw the above conclusion that 'oh its SOO obviously a postmodern fable with axl casting himself as a modern day rentboy and delivering gritty urban-noir vignettes of race-hate and fag-bashing with the sharp-witted insight of a modern Hubert Selby Jnr?' or was he expecting them to think 'HUH HUH Axl beats fags up too. COOL.'

um, lets remember we're not talking about Oscar Wilde here. this is a man who (allegedly, yes yes) beat his ex wife up, raped her and shot her full of smack.

sorry if it seems like i'm picking on people for defending this song. this kind of critical revisionism just gets on my nerves enormously.

Wyndham Earl, Monday, 6 January 2003 01:42 (twenty-one years ago) link

"please don't try and play the inverse race card."

I'm not. Believe me. Someone just pulled the race card on me ( Band T-shirt Etiquette ), so I know what it's like, but in any case, you drew the "Ghost World" parallel, not me.

By saying I prefer the GnR song over the Aaliyah song is not to suggest that I condone the message contained therein, but just that when the two songs are presented side by side, I will *ALWAYS* opt for the one that is more provocative over the one that is simply nice (and, subsequently, bland as dry toast). Does this mean that the Aaliyah track is a pile of spooge? Not at all. That wasn't the question. It's which do you prefer. I've stated my opinion.

"this is a man who (allegedly, yes yes) beat his ex wife up, raped her and shot her full of smack."

I'd heard that he beat her (Stephanie Seymore, Erin Everly, _____ [insert name here]) up, but that the other two allegations. Do tell if you have credible info to support the claim.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 6 January 2003 04:12 (twenty-one years ago) link

Wyndham - what do you think of Rick James?

dave q, Monday, 6 January 2003 15:42 (twenty-one years ago) link

one year passes...
Woof calling Aaliyah's song "bland" is beyond comprehension to me.

djdee2005, Monday, 30 August 2004 00:53 (twenty years ago) link

what's REALLY interesting here is that alex stated that he actually LIKES some of aaliyah's songs!

Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 30 August 2004 01:09 (twenty years ago) link

one month passes...
Very tough call. ....

...In the end, I think Aaliyah's comes out slightly ahead. It's very close though.

billstevejim, Wednesday, 20 October 2004 03:22 (twenty years ago) link

yeah alex not realising aaliyah's 'one in a million' changed american pop music tells you all you need to know about his tin ear and general proud ignorance

cinniblount (James Blount), Wednesday, 20 October 2004 03:36 (twenty years ago) link

Is it definitely the POV of Axl Rose? Or is there a possibility the lyrics narrate someone else's perspective?

billstevejim, Wednesday, 20 October 2004 03:45 (twenty years ago) link

my vote is based on recollection, not a here and now listening comparison: aaliyah.

reo, Wednesday, 20 October 2004 05:14 (twenty years ago) link

I'd still pimp for GNR, I think, just because I don't think it's anywhere near Aaliyah's best song, but it is GNR's most, um, controversial.

Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Wednesday, 20 October 2004 07:22 (twenty years ago) link

"One In A Million" is nowhere near Aaliyah's finest song, and Alex is pretty much right with what he thinks ARE her best works, but guh... it's so far from 'workaday'.

GNR, who cares.

Aaliyah wins.

The Lex (The Lex), Wednesday, 20 October 2004 09:49 (twenty years ago) link

Hmmm, I missed Aaliyah's 'One in a Million' when it came out and got to know it recently, so I don't find that special compared to her later stuff, but I'm curious to know why some of you consider it to have changed US pop music.

Baaderoni (Fabfunk), Wednesday, 20 October 2004 15:17 (twenty years ago) link

because it made axl rose grow dreadlocks ?

AleXTC (AleXTC), Wednesday, 20 October 2004 15:35 (twenty years ago) link

i've tried to see the gnr track from this "its so challenging and direct" perspective numerous times and, sorry, its an ugly pile of shit. why doesn't ted nugent get the same credit for making unabashed bile that reeks of defensive blind hate?

manthony m1cc1o (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 20 October 2004 16:05 (twenty years ago) link

I'm curious to know why some of you consider it to have changed US pop music.

When the Aaliyah track came out, it seemed like US R&B, an incredibly popular yet seemingly closed (even moribund) system of production, had completely reinvented itself. The arrangement was totally unique, showcasing Timbaland's almost drum n bass approach to drum programming (although he denies having heard any dnb prior to recording this track). The eerie almost sci-fi sonics and slow bass with double time snare and hat fills directly influenced countless R&B and then hip-hop and pop releases. Aaliyah's later tracks are denser and more immediate, but "One In a Million" was quite a shot in the dark and made me reconsider R&B completely. I still think it's one of the 10 sexiest songs ever - actually it's just pure sex music of the highest order. It's also a kind of key to a clearer understanding of subsequent Timbaland productions.

Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 20 October 2004 16:24 (twenty years ago) link

Basically, if you agree that Timbaland deeply influenced and transformed pop production, well, it all started with this track.

Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 20 October 2004 16:25 (twenty years ago) link

i don't remember it that well (wasn't paying attention to r&b when it came out) but i really want to revisit it. "are you that somebody" hasn't aged totally well for me (it's a little shticky), but a local station plays "rock the boat" all the time and ohhh man, that's a keeper.

manthony m1cc1o (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 20 October 2004 16:55 (twenty years ago) link

Listening to it for the first time now won't be especially revealing, but at the time of it's release, I thought it was completely revolutionary.

Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 20 October 2004 16:59 (twenty years ago) link

Is it just me or does everyone else who was slightly too young to be taken in by GNR just see them as a bunch of fat squawking fucking losers while simultaneously feeling embarassed that people actually liked them?

this reasoning is just the equally bullshit inverse of the old "man you kids today with your green day and emo don't know what real punk is" reasoning...

Um...One in a Million by GNR is a hard one...on one hand, i still remember the (for lack of a better word) "icky" feeling i got when i first heard it...it is hateful and bitter and everything else everyone's accused it of being...

i also think it's a pretty great song...the melody is good and i like the downcast, defeated mood of the piece...axl sounds more sad for at least half the song than mad...the great fuzzed out guitar that creeps in at the end...it reminds me of some lost exile on main street track or something...axl at his best can make me feel things even though i know he's a coked up fuckhead...there's a vulnerability and confusion beneath the hate that - while it sure shouldn't let him off the hook cuz he's a dick let's face it and a pretty fucking hateful on this song - makes this songs compelling for me....

M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Wednesday, 20 October 2004 17:21 (twenty years ago) link

why doesn't ted nugent get the same credit for making unabashed bile that reeks of defensive blind hate?

um, just out of curiosity, which Ted Nugent songs are you thinking of that "reek of defensive blind hate"?

Roy Williams Highlight (diamond), Wednesday, 20 October 2004 17:50 (twenty years ago) link

plenty of his more recent political ones strike me that way, but here's the new song he wrote for blender in praise of bush (to be fair the one they got Wayne Coyne to write for Kerry is equally horrible, just in a bland pointless way).

"Stand" by Ted Nugent
I don't need John Kerry to wipe my ass
don't need Ted Kennedy to spill my glass
Al not-so-sharpton is a horse's ass
redistribution is a fuckin' laugh

i don't need nobody to hold my hand
don't need nobody, i can stand
make it on my own in a rock'n'roll band
kiss my fuckin' ass, i'm an american

ya say you're friends with michael moore
then you are friends with pimps and whores
the second amendment ain't about no sport
no right to self-defense in a kerry court

you don't think i'm taxed enuff?
well i'm ready to call your bluff
pimps and whores and welfare brats
too much government getting fat

manthony m1cc1o (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 20 October 2004 17:54 (twenty years ago) link

huh. oh well, wasn't aware of that. I haven't paid attention to his output since "Little Miss Dangerous"; I didn't realize he'd gotten explicitly political. Not that surprising, I suppose.

Roy Williams Highlight (diamond), Wednesday, 20 October 2004 17:57 (twenty years ago) link

has anybody watched "surviving ted nugent" ?(i haven't)

AleXTC (AleXTC), Wednesday, 20 October 2004 18:05 (twenty years ago) link

yeah alex not realising aaliyah's 'one in a million' changed american pop music tells you all you need to know about his tin ear and general proud ignorance

A. Fuck you.
B. 'one in a million' changed american pop music -- excuse me, but BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 20 October 2004 18:24 (twenty years ago) link

Alex, even though I can't fathom your deep love of a certain band (along with your own attendant hyperbole), I respect it and assume that there's hidden depth which I'm just not drawn to. Is it possible for you to do the same and maybe accept that there is no absolute history of music, and that for some of us, this song was extremely important?

Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 20 October 2004 18:52 (twenty years ago) link

My laughter was not born out of any derision for Aaliyah (believe it or not, I actually do quite like some of her music -- read my first post on this thread again). I just think it's a VAST LAPSE OF LOGIC to suggest that this particular track "changed American pop music". It's a ridiculous statement. Can it be extremely important to certain invididuals? OF COURSE, but in the same way that I don't suggest that Killing Joke altered the course of the world's music (though i'm sure they'd beg to differ), I don't think you should credit the late Aaliyah with more than she is due.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 20 October 2004 18:59 (twenty years ago) link

Actually, it was my second post on this thread that extolled the merits of Aaliyah's other songs.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 20 October 2004 19:02 (twenty years ago) link

it's no more laughable to say that one of the first timbaland hits was important than to say that axl rose's unashamed confessions of hate are something to respected.

manthony m1cc1o (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 20 October 2004 19:06 (twenty years ago) link

I never said it was to be respected, Anthony. I just said that it's a better song.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 20 October 2004 19:13 (twenty years ago) link

Alex, it's not a ridiculous statement. I even tried to explain it above. It had a massive direct influence on hundreds of subsequent chart-topping pop releases - unless you don't count tracks produced by Timbaland, Neptunes, Rodney Jerkins etc etc.

Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 20 October 2004 19:14 (twenty years ago) link

I'm not suggesting that Timbaland isn't a gifted producer, but he didn't discover the cure of cancer, for chrissakes.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 20 October 2004 19:17 (twenty years ago) link

Yet.

Sympatico (shmuel), Wednesday, 20 October 2004 19:24 (twenty years ago) link

hahaha

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 20 October 2004 19:25 (twenty years ago) link

I'm not suggesting that Timbaland isn't a gifted producer, but he didn't discover the cure of cancer, for chrissakes.

Well, he's my favorite producer making Top 40 hits - I'm not sure by what other criteria you might judge changing pop music???

Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 20 October 2004 19:28 (twenty years ago) link

Well, he's my favorite producer making Top 40 hits

I'm not begrudging that. Good on ya. I'm taking exception to the claim that this Aaliyah track that he produced "changed American pop music".

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 20 October 2004 19:42 (twenty years ago) link

if american pop music was demonstrably different after a track than before a track and the difference can be directly attributed to the track than yeah i'd say it's fair to say a track "changed american pop music"; you can debate whether the impact was for good or ill but to deny it completely is willful ignorance on a bushco level. perhaps alex could do us a favor and note which musicians have actually cured cancer or perhaps he could stop bleating about how twenty five year old halfassed boring new wave cock rock records are the endall and beall of human accomplishment and maybe pull his tineared head out of his ass. as it is more and more he's becoming one of the denser members and bigger assholes of the time-warner empire (not an easy accomplishment since he had to beat out tucker carlson for the honor)(but alex does again and again, with ease and glee). oh, and fuck you too.

cinniblount (James Blount), Wednesday, 20 October 2004 19:56 (twenty years ago) link

that's not fair, some of those ians were using their whole ass

manthony m1cc1o (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 20 October 2004 19:58 (twenty years ago) link

I'm taking exception to the claim that this Aaliyah track that he produced "changed American pop music".

Well, I've written quite a bit on this thread explaining how it did just that, but I'm happy to agree to disagree.

Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 20 October 2004 20:00 (twenty years ago) link

if american pop music was demonstrably different after a track than before a track and the difference can be directly attributed to the track than yeah i'd say it's fair to say a track "changed american pop music"; you can debate whether the impact was for good or ill but to deny it completely is willful ignorance on a bushco level.

For a start, I didn't deny it completely -- I'm just laughing at the grandiosity of the statement. Perhaps said track did momentarily inspire a nudge towards a different type of production, but that's hardly re-invtention. And fuck you again, Cinniblount for comparing me to the Bush administration. Really. Fuck you.

perhaps alex could do us a favor and note which musicians have actually cured cancer or perhaps he could stop bleating about how twenty five year old halfassed boring new wave cock rock records are the endall and beall of human accomplishment and maybe pull his tineared head out of his ass.

Yawn. I love the band you're obviously alluding to, yes, but I never claim they changed the face of popular culture.

as it is more and more he's becoming one of the denser members and bigger assholes of the time-warner empire (not an easy accomplishment since he had to beat out tucker carlson for the honor)(but alex does again and again, with ease and glee). oh, and fuck you too.

Yawn again. My position at TIME magazine is hardly lofty enough to warrant such a title. You got a bigger axe to grind, Cinniblount? I get the feeling this isn't just about Aaliyah.

Well, I've written quite a bit on this thread explaining how it did just that, but I'm happy to agree to disagree.

Spence, I'm completely happy to do so as well.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 20 October 2004 20:10 (twenty years ago) link

I love the band you're obviously alluding to

bands

manthony m1cc1o (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 20 October 2004 20:20 (twenty years ago) link

I figured he was taking an obvious potshot at my admittedly frothing appreciation for Killing Joke. Hey, y'know, whatever. One man's "tin-eared" appreciation for "old halfassed boring new wave cock rock" is another's "fine-tuned" love for "relevant, visceral, emotive music." It's also somewhat striking that Cinniblount rips into me for this crime, yet his e-mail address is an allusion to a Television tune. Hardly newjack cutting edgers, they.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 20 October 2004 20:26 (twenty years ago) link

Travis' "Flowers In The Windows" contains that phrase, and is of course the one and only ultimate winner here. :-)

Geir Hongro (GeirHong), Wednesday, 20 October 2004 20:39 (twenty years ago) link

Does it matter to anybody here that Aaliyah was a completely generic zero-personality singer who could have been replaced by hundreds of other people (and in ALL of her good singles her voice was the LEAST interesting element there, sort of like Usher's voice in "Yeah" or whatever), and Axl had one of the great rock voices of the past several decades (and his Neil Young doing Rod Stewart "Every Picture Tells a Story Donut" stuff in "One in a Million" was one of his greatest performances ever, in part BECAUSE the words were so fucked up and he spent the entire song setting up escape hatches from them -- i.e., "i'm just a small town white boy," all that I don't know any better than to be a racist homophobic asswipe stuff especially since nobody complained when X did the same thing in "Los Angeles" since they were art-punks and I'm a dumbass metal dude and therefore unlike X and Randy Newman I must actually BE the character in the song, I couldn't possibly be CREATING the character, but then again that's what I WANTED you to think, why the fuck do you think I sang it in first person, do all of you people hate Eminem too?) Guns N Roses win by a mile; Alex in NYC is right. Nifty Timabeats or no. (Aaliyah's record is probably much better than the Larry Graham or Romantics tracks of that or similar name though; I'd have to go back and check.)


ps: for all i know, somebody already made all these points (if points they are). if so, i apologize. i only read the first few posts.

chuck, Wednesday, 20 October 2004 20:41 (twenty years ago) link

Does it matter to anybody here that Aaliyah was a completely generic zero-personality singer who could have been replaced by hundreds of other people

Whether it was Aaliyah or not doesn't matter (maybe a tiny bit) to me or the points I made later in the thread. Timbaland's groundbreaking production is the star here. I don't remember the GnR track, but I doubt I would think it as good or better.

Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 20 October 2004 20:45 (twenty years ago) link

GnR's version also has way more Donna Summer (= escaping midwest podunk to streets of decadent scary l.a., welcome to the jungle hot stuff!) in it than Aaliyah's version. (And oh yeah, Axl also wants to remind you about all the jocks and thugs who used to call him a faggot back in Lafeyette just because he liked Devo and the Sex Pistols. Not to mention that he had the most girly voice and hair of almost any rock singer in history. Not to mention his black guitar player. But yeah, he's a low-rent low-brow metal dude, so no irony or detachment could possibly have been possible, that's so obvious.)

chuck, Wednesday, 20 October 2004 20:47 (twenty years ago) link

and ps) I LIKE lots of interchangeable voices (I'm a huge Italodisco and Eurodisco and Latin freestyle fan, after all), so don't give me a hard time about that. I just wish Aaliyah had a compelling one.

chuck, Wednesday, 20 October 2004 21:19 (twenty years ago) link

I guess I'm just getting really really tired of people equating "a record with innovative beats on it" with "a great record," as if beats (or innovation, or both) are enough in and of themselves.

"--" was OTM way up there, by the way. (I'd never thought of the boy prostitute stuff; it totally makes sense, and makes my donna summer comparison make even MORE sense.) axl truly was the rocket queen, man.

chuck, Wednesday, 20 October 2004 21:29 (twenty years ago) link

so don't give me a hard time about that

I did not mean to imply any hard time!

However, that record was extremely innovative, so much so that it elevates it to "great record" status for me. I think it's greatness is drawn into even sharper relief by the fact that Aaliyah had been doing really trad-R&B numbers to that point. I do in fact like Aaliyah's voice and find it's detatched lushness and lack of virtuosity very appealing.

Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 20 October 2004 21:34 (twenty years ago) link

well the other thing was it was her first post-r. kelly record and i know everyone i know was just assuming she would maybe fade away out of his clutches

cinniblount (James Blount), Wednesday, 20 October 2004 22:17 (twenty years ago) link

and beats over lyrics anyday - i'll take "wipeout" over "chelsea hotel" every time

cinniblount (James Blount), Wednesday, 20 October 2004 22:20 (twenty years ago) link

chuck always says lots of interesting stuff about GNR and I thank him for it....

I think people are responding more to Alex in NYC's persona than his actual comments on this thread....i mean he gave props to THREE Aliyah songs props that he liked better....

nobody complained when X did the same thing in "Los Angeles" since they were art-punks and I'm a dumbass metal dude and therefore unlike X and Randy Newman I must actually BE the character in the song, I couldn't possibly be CREATING the character, but then again that's what I WANTED you to think, why the fuck do you think I sang it in first person, do all of you people hate Eminem too?)

also, i've seen this point brought up in defence of (i think) david banner by sterling (or someone else sorry if i'm mistaken) and it was a good point then and a good point now.....although i'll certainly never claim to be able to read the mind or motivations of W Axl Rose.

M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Wednesday, 20 October 2004 22:21 (twenty years ago) link

i kinda figured axl was the character in the song because of the egomaniacal dumb shit he's said throughout the years on similar subjects. The only ironic detachment I heard in the song is his "that's right!" which only implies that he knows he's not supposed to say these things. I suppose "Get In The Ring" is about a character with issues with Bob Guccione, Jr.

manthony m1cc1o (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 20 October 2004 22:38 (twenty years ago) link

yeah a few g'n'r songs probably are first person - "my michelle", "get in the ring" (my fave loco axl, non-dolphin division moment easy)(x-post!!!), "sweet child o mine" too? - but "one in a million" seems very obv. part of the axl as commentator a la' "welcome to the jungle", "paradise city" (crucial diff between this and "los angeles", which probably explains the difference in reception more than any anti-metal bias: "oiam" is first person, "la" sung is third)(i think a considerable number of critics at the time grasped this anyhow, by law 49% of articles about it at the time were required to carry a reference to "the killing of georgie"). more "shocking" but that was par for the ep - cf. "used to love her" an okay david allan coe song - lies being the big followup to big hit smash debut, ergo mission for any band that takes it self seriously is (re)establish cred, this done thru two move usually - edginess or authenticity, lies opted for both, in utero and unplugged at once. the best one was the hit (per usual) but crits more likely to focus on the one that's more fun to talk about than more fun to listen to (cf. "stan").

cinniblount (James Blount), Wednesday, 20 October 2004 22:43 (twenty years ago) link

if Axl actually brought up Devo and the Sex Pistols in the song then we'd be closer to stuff like David Banner and Eminem. As for X I never noticed the race-hate because they're pretty crappy singers and I only usually catch the chorus hooks.

manthony m1cc1o (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 20 October 2004 22:45 (twenty years ago) link

Is there some documentation of Axl professing his love for Devo somewhere? I'm not doubting it, I'm just curious.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 20 October 2004 22:48 (twenty years ago) link

as for aaliyah's lack of value, I think xgau did a good job catching what makes her worthwhile.

manthony m1cc1o (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 20 October 2004 22:49 (twenty years ago) link

Is there some documentation of Axl professing his love for Devo somewhere? I'm not doubting it, I'm just curious.

read the 9/11 Commission report!

M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Wednesday, 20 October 2004 22:58 (twenty years ago) link

hahahahaha

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 20 October 2004 22:58 (twenty years ago) link

as per: comment about hit, "patience" is fucking awesome.

manthony m1cc1o (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 20 October 2004 23:04 (twenty years ago) link

holy shit I thought that last cinniblount post was chuck! damn lower case c's and post-meltzerian language.

manthony m1cc1o (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 20 October 2004 23:07 (twenty years ago) link

it really is, "wild horses" but maybe even better (i really like "wild horses" too). i remember i djed our 8th grade dance ('def dance '89!')(very controversial as school admin thought we were mocking the deaf) and i played this song so i could slowdance with amy andr3ws, anyhow the guy who manned the booth for me while i danced ended that track at the false end, before the "i've been walkin the streets at night" part, everyone got really mad, i cussed him out on stage and told him to go home. the video was great too cuz they were all sad - axl cuz his phone didn't work and there was nothing good on tv, slash cuz no woman will ever understand him as well as his pythons. lots of great hair metal stones tunes that year come to think of it.

cinniblount (James Blount), Wednesday, 20 October 2004 23:12 (twenty years ago) link

dude chuck eddy LOVES "stan", i can't stand (haw haw - getit?) that phil collins shit.

cinniblount (James Blount), Wednesday, 20 October 2004 23:13 (twenty years ago) link

"stan" is definitely more proof that Em throws LOADS more context than Axl into the actual work. "Kim"'s a murder fantasy, cuz like, Kim ain't dead. I have every reason to believe that Axl considered himself a small-town boy just trying to get by when he spewed his invective.

People could defend Axl by saying "hey sometimes I freak out and say stuff I don't really mean just to get people's goat too" but personally, I'm not sympathetic to that kind of lashing out. I'm more tolerant of wet blankets like Conor Oberst and Joel Madden.

manthony m1cc1o (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 20 October 2004 23:24 (twenty years ago) link

haha, at first i thought that said John Madden

cinniblount (James Blount), Wednesday, 20 October 2004 23:26 (twenty years ago) link

i knew it all along
so predictable
i knew something would go wrong (something's always wrong)

http://images.nfl.com/photos/insider/img5573282.jpg

manthony m1cc1o (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 20 October 2004 23:27 (twenty years ago) link

I disagree with Chuck about Aaliyah's voice being uninteresting - but then I'm not sure how good a judge I am because I was trying to think of a female R&B singer I enjoy whose voice I didn't find interesting and was having difficulty - everyone complains about the soulless professionalism of R&B singers but when I think of Aaliyah, Beyonce, Mya, Tweet, Amerie, Christina Milian, Teedra Moses, Lina, etc etc I can immediately summon up the exact grain of their vocals in my head, and with all of those examples the vocal contributes heavily to the personality the artist constructs. I'm often ambivalent about Brandy's vocals but they're always at least interesting (and sometimes great). Pink's vocals on her first album were "generic" in some ways, but in other ways beautifully done ("Let Me Let You Know" - stunning).

Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Wednesday, 20 October 2004 23:28 (twenty years ago) link

I've had The Tube's "She's a Beauty" stuck in my head since I began reading this thread. I vote for The Tubes.

darin (darin), Wednesday, 20 October 2004 23:34 (twenty years ago) link

I agree with Tim and also thinks he needs to post on skykicking more :)

djdee2005 (djdee2005), Thursday, 21 October 2004 01:46 (twenty years ago) link

Dee it's a combination of Tripod screwing me around and feeling uncomfortable about posting during exam time. Somehow ILX procrastination is more palatable.

Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Thursday, 21 October 2004 01:48 (twenty years ago) link

Fair enough.

djdee2005 (djdee2005), Thursday, 21 October 2004 01:51 (twenty years ago) link

tim. escape tripod. please. we will follow.

manthony m1cc1o (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 21 October 2004 06:12 (twenty years ago) link

Agreed - when hitting up the link to see if there's a new post we all have to wait an age only to be disappointed. At least with blogger you can move on quickly (as with blissblog).

Jacob (Jacob), Thursday, 21 October 2004 06:16 (twenty years ago) link

yo dead ho never did no blo, just took way too much shit in her bags down b'low, but axl now jam slipped some dick tween his lips and some cuffs, damn made him deranged yo whatcha gonna think when iranian sheik is given to ya bleak between yo cheeks?

Queen Give it to ya timbaland hooch, Thursday, 21 October 2004 06:17 (twenty years ago) link

I once made a blogger website when tripod was down, then switched back, and now skykicking.blogspot.com is lost forever (or rather, permanently frozen). I have considered swapping over and having a name change.

Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Thursday, 21 October 2004 06:22 (twenty years ago) link

aaliyah's voice = axl rose's voice (bcz both are awesome)
allayiah's oiam > gnr's oiam ( bcz decent aaliyah is worse than great gnr)

Sympatico (shmuel), Thursday, 21 October 2004 06:37 (twenty years ago) link

I was going to post about why no one was taking Chuck's statement re: Aaliyah's voice to task, then Tim did it. I think much the same about other 'generic' R&B voices but even then there's a haunting quality to Aaliyah's voice which makes it stand out - it's dark, but warm.

The Lex (The Lex), Thursday, 21 October 2004 08:05 (twenty years ago) link

No you're right Lex - I really couldn't imagine calling Aaliyah's vocals indistinctive after listening to, say, "Never No More" or "It's Whatever" or "We Need A Resolution". These are all such exquisitely nuanced performances, you can hear the amount of thought she's put into the phrasing of each line to wring the maximum emotional intensity out of it while never sounding overblown. Contrary to how even a lot of admirers describe her strengths, I can actually imagine Aaliyah having been a great Idol contestant. She's slay Whitney's "Run To You".

Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Thursday, 21 October 2004 11:38 (twenty years ago) link

Yeah it's all about the nuances - she turns her 'weakness' (can't belt out notes like Mary J or Xtina) into her strength (leaves room for you to notice the emotional intensity of her phrasing and breath control). Probably my favourite R&B voice of the past decade.

The 'indistinctive' accusation holds even less water when she's compared to Ashanti, whose vocal range and power are much the same but who is very bland indeed.

The Lex (The Lex), Thursday, 21 October 2004 11:45 (twenty years ago) link

I was about to say this was harsh but you're probably right Alex. Even the Ashanti tracks I love to death ("Voodoo", "Rescue Me") don't have vocals I'd be able to pick out of a crowd.

Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Thursday, 21 October 2004 12:13 (twenty years ago) link

"one in a million" (gnr) > "used to love her" > excellent high-register second half of "patience" after the guitars do that "lola" thing > boring first half of "patience" before it finally kicks in.

i think i remember that devo/pistols stuff from back when he was still called w.axel; uzi suicide days. it's out there somewhere....

and yeah, cinniblount is right on -- the character in "one in a million" is clearly the same guy as in all those OTHER great early gnr songs about moving west young man. how do people not see that?
(and also right, "killing of georgie" runs all through that song.)

almost every r&b voice tim mentioned above hits me like a cold fish.

chuck, Thursday, 21 October 2004 14:43 (twenty years ago) link

Also, as for beats, Guns N Roses in '87-'88 were hardly lacking them. (In fact, Stephen Adler is up there with Timbaland in my book, easy.)

chuck, Thursday, 21 October 2004 14:49 (twenty years ago) link

And fyi:

Artist Lyrics: X
Song Lyrics: Los Angeles

she had to leave los angeles all her toys wore out in black and her boys had too she started to hate every nigger and jew every mexican that gave her lotta shit every homosexual and the idle rich she had to get out she gets confused flying over the dateline her hands turn red cause the days change at night change in an instant the days change at night change in an instant she had to leave los angeles she found it hard to say goodbye to her own best friend she bought a clock on hollywood blvd the day she left it felt sad she had to get out

chuck, Thursday, 21 October 2004 14:58 (twenty years ago) link

almost every r&b voice tim mentioned above hits me like a cold fish.

even Lina?!

The Lex (The Lex), Thursday, 21 October 2004 15:16 (twenty years ago) link

I'll just note that the X song is in the third person. And there are so many straw men in your posts its not even funny, chuck. half the time you're debating some article written 15 years ago rather than anyone here.

manthony m1cc1o (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 21 October 2004 15:21 (twenty years ago) link

i mean can you actually defend the song based on what's IN the song rather than point out the other songs that didn't get as much grief or by bringing up aspects of the life of William Bailey?

manthony m1cc1o (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 21 October 2004 15:27 (twenty years ago) link

And by the way, even if Axl IS the character in "One in a Million" -- even if there's no detachment or irony at all -- sorry, but it's still a great song. Which is not to say it's a morally upstanding song. But I don't really *care* what his intentions were, to be honest. The fact that he let himself play the asshole like like John Doe and Exene didn't, the fact that he made you worry he might really be scared of mini Irans and the spreading of fucking diseases (even though, in "Welcome to the Jungle," he had explicitly OFFERED you the disease -- in other words, "One in a Million" is sung by the GUY HE HAD ALREADY SUNG "WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE" TO; same story from a different perspective, sort of like those repeated school hallway shots in that movie *Elephant* from last year but way less boring) is part of what makes his song BETTER than their song.

chuck, Thursday, 21 October 2004 15:32 (twenty years ago) link

Anthony, I've talked about what's in the song plenty. And your ONLY argument against it has been based on the life of William Bailey: " kinda figured axl was the character in the song because of the egomaniacal dumb shit he's said throughout the years on similar subjects."

chuck, Thursday, 21 October 2004 15:36 (twenty years ago) link

I mean, why would doing the the thing in the third person be better by definition? Why would I prefer a song that wears its detachment on its sleeve, and therefore engages me *less*??

chuck, Thursday, 21 October 2004 15:38 (twenty years ago) link

"los angeles" is a pretty great song too though.

M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Thursday, 21 October 2004 15:40 (twenty years ago) link

X (whose "Los Angeles," like "Killing Of Georgie" was brought up by you and praised by no one here - I just think that racist bile is more defensible as character work, which you've certainly argued quite a bit even if you claim not to care if it is or not) being overrated non-shockah

chuck loving and being engaged by someone unafraid to "play" the asshole non-shockah

manthony m1cc1o (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 21 October 2004 15:41 (twenty years ago) link

haha x-post with Matt

manthony m1cc1o (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 21 October 2004 15:42 (twenty years ago) link

Yeah, I do love "Los Angeles", too; not trying to diss it.

But I'm sort of wrong in saying Axl doesn't detach himself from his character; he sort of DOES; he's just less blatant about it than X were. He spends huge chunks of the song making excuses, setting up ethical escape hatches, for the character (or himself, or whoever), like I said. It's not like he doesn't CRITICIZE the guy in the song (assuming it's even just ONE GUY -- I mean, if it is, why would he complain about RACISTS? Do you really think that was an accident??):

Some say I'm crazy
I guess I'll always be
But it's been such a long time
Since I knew right from wrong
It's all the means to an end, I,
I keep on movin' along


Radicals and racists
Don't point your finger at me
I'm a small town white boy
Just tryin' to make ends meet
Don't need your religion
Don't watch that much TV
Just makin' my livin', baby,
Well that's enough for me

chuck, Thursday, 21 October 2004 15:47 (twenty years ago) link

aside from the words "radicals and racists" (and i'm not gonna give Axl credit for not realizing he's either) these "escape hatches" are just par for course defensiveness and pride ("just trying to make ends meet," "i keep on movin' along")

manthony m1cc1o (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 21 October 2004 15:53 (twenty years ago) link

Bullshit. What about "been such a long time Since I knew right from wrong"????

chuck, Thursday, 21 October 2004 15:55 (twenty years ago) link

GnR, cause of Slash

kephm (kephm), Thursday, 21 October 2004 15:55 (twenty years ago) link

You really believe that Axl doesn't somehow equate "people who use the word 'nigger'" with "racists"? What the hell do you think he thinks the word means? (Mario Andretti and Dale Earnhardt Jr, maybe??)

chuck, Thursday, 21 October 2004 15:58 (twenty years ago) link

that would be defensiveness, chuck. "I know I just bitched out everybody but I'm having a bad day." i don't like people who lash out and then describe their woes as an excuse rather than apologizing and trying to change.

look, the song grabs me, it's dramatic, but I don't give the best actor Emmy to that Budd guy who blew his head off on live tv.

manthony m1cc1o (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 21 October 2004 15:59 (twenty years ago) link

i sure as hell prefer hearing aaliyah produced by timbaland.

manthony m1cc1o (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 21 October 2004 16:01 (twenty years ago) link

Guns'n'Roses produced by Timbaland would be more interesting.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 21 October 2004 16:11 (twenty years ago) link

Alex,

Have you forgotten "My World"?

M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Thursday, 21 October 2004 16:11 (twenty years ago) link

But I thought "My World" was Celtic Frost as produced by the Neptunes! (So close, but no bob seger.)

chuck, Thursday, 21 October 2004 16:14 (twenty years ago) link

>"Killing Of Georgie" was brought up by you and praised by no one here<

wrong; see cinniblount post above.

chuck, Thursday, 21 October 2004 16:16 (twenty years ago) link

glad we cleared that up

manthony m1cc1o (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 21 October 2004 16:18 (twenty years ago) link

and see upthread where i admit its hard to remember which of you post-meltzer lower case c's posted what

manthony m1cc1o (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 21 October 2004 16:20 (twenty years ago) link

Wow, a lot to think about here. Unfortunately, I keep confusing the Aaliyah "One In a Million" with "Are You That Somebody?" so I won't really weigh in on it; I probably prefer "Try Again" by a long shot.... Timbaland took a while to hit his peak, but he's a big reason why I love modern music. That said...

GN'R's "One In A Million" is great; and the racism and homophobia and xenophobia are genuinely racist and homophobic and xenophobic, and his trapdoors and excuses are just copouts, and I don't notice any fictional distance, but more to the point (and unlike in "Criminal" and "Under My Thumb" and lots of others), there's not a lot that's interesting in this song about the way Axl's conflicted over sex roles and race, though I suppose it'd probably be interesting in his life, if you knew him...

So, why is it a great song? Because the melody is totally gorgeous, it's a quiet song that kicks, and it's totally heartbreaking, "Like A Rolling Stone" turned from victory into a lament, a trip from nowhere to nowhere, an escape into a trap: he rides his greyhound into loneliness and confusion, gets police cuffs on his wrists for his trouble, people speak in unknown tongues and have strange sex, and as he reaches for his one-in-a-million woman she fades out on drugs. I'm afraid I'm making it sound maudlin, but the scratch and ache in his voice balance out perfectly, and the voice never stops reaching no matter how despairing the words. And despite itself the song does give some insight into the man's bigotry. Despite the anti-immigrant stuff, Axl's the immigrant from small-town pain-and-shitboy Indiana to the promise of urban freedom, urban Babylon, which turns out to be a new prison, and he doesn't even know the language! So its his fear and disappointment speaking. And no way does this make the bigotry any less bigoted, and I don't find the bigotry challenging to me in any way that I care about, but I do feel for the man in the predicament, expressing himself so well and thinking so poorly.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Thursday, 21 October 2004 17:09 (twenty years ago) link

Unfortunately, I keep confusing the Aaliyah "One In a Million" with "Are You That Somebody?"

That's `cos the latter is more memorable.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 21 October 2004 17:09 (twenty years ago) link

Frank, teach me how to write without parenthetical statements. Great post, btw.

manthony m1cc1o (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 21 October 2004 17:13 (twenty years ago) link

damn. great post frank.

M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Thursday, 21 October 2004 17:21 (twenty years ago) link

As far as changing music goes, the most important song ever, by anybody, is James Brown's "Papa's Got a Brand New Bag," but that doesn't mean I wouldn't rather hear lots of relatively unimportant songs from the same year ("Where Have All the Good Times Gone?" "Till the End of the Day," "See My Friends," to name a few Kinks tunes).

Timbaland was part of a stream of similar doings coming up from down south, whereas when James Brown laid down "Papa," it was a sharp break from everything, from his own "Out of Sight," from various "Funky Broadways," he'd simply twisted the screw about 20 turns tighter.

(Thanks for the kind words [I really appreciate them (really really really)].)

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Thursday, 21 October 2004 17:26 (twenty years ago) link

It should be noted, as well, that many of the things I say above were largely influenced by things Frank wrote 17 years ago (though he said them better then, and still says them better now.)

chuck, Thursday, 21 October 2004 17:29 (twenty years ago) link

Whether or not the song by GnR is good doesn't matter to me because it is nowhere near as evocatively beautiful as Aaliyah's song, which is one of my favorite songs of the 90s. Timbaland's tricks aside, it's the song as a whole package which does it for me, and that includes Aaliyah's voice which teases at the melody and then suddenly hits the transcendent chorus wherein all the elements come together. And Aaliyah's voice dominates the chorus, with that amazingly memorable melody.

"You give me a really good feeling, all day long." And that little part in the bridge where she does that descending "anything you want, anything you need, anything you so desire," and then her voice sorta plays around and timbaland drops this little guitar pattern in the background....

I'm not a great writer so I can't really adequetly get across what I love about this but I do know that this song moves me to a degree that makes most other tracks pale in comparison.

I'm not going to criticze the GnR song for whatever lack of values it has other than to say that it simply does not move me to this degree.

djdee2005 (djdee2005), Thursday, 21 October 2004 17:37 (twenty years ago) link

nowhere near as evocatively beautiful as Aaliyah's song

beauty is relative.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 21 October 2004 17:40 (twenty years ago) link

Oh fucking christ I'm sorry I forgot I was on ILM for a moment.

It should go without saying that I was posting my PERSONAL feelings on the song and no I DONT believe that you have to agree with me about it but TO ME it is more evocative and beautiful and I would cry if I had to live in Alex in NYC's hellish musical existence. IMO.

djdee2005 (djdee2005), Thursday, 21 October 2004 17:42 (twenty years ago) link

i should really hear this song....is there an aliyah greatest hits disc yet?

M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Thursday, 21 October 2004 17:52 (twenty years ago) link

The arrangement was totally unique, showcasing Timbaland's almost drum n bass approach to drum programming (although he denies having heard any dnb prior to recording this track). The eerie almost sci-fi sonics and slow bass with double time snare and hat fills directly influenced countless R&B and then hip-hop and pop releases.

OK, well, when I was starting to listen to Timbaland, he didn't jump out at me as that new, but actually I don't normally listen with the precision that a lot of you guys do (which is interesting, given what I do for a living [for a "living" - ed.]), generally just hear overall feel, and then listen for specific beats and stuff if someone draws them to my attention, or I'm supposed to review something but can't think of anything else to talk about, or I wonder how the song achieves its feel). The thing is, though I love Timbaland, I just feel he's an important member in the pack rather than the one and only leader of the pack. There's just so much Miami bass and freestyle and dancehall and house that was doing similar moves earlier. Why are "One In a Million" and related Timbo songs more innovative than "When I Hear Music" and "Swept Away" (to go way back) and "Cars With the Boom" and "C'Mon N' Ride It"?

By the way, I'm sure it is an important song, just think we need to hear it in the context of a lot of reggae and bounce and Miami bass and Dirty South and the whole stream of '80s and '90s club music, etc.

Frere-Jones said in the Voice that drum 'n' bass is a "red herring" in regard to Timbo, specifically citing such other sources - though there's no reason that d'n'b couldn't have had an effect.

By the way, what struck me first about "The Rain (Supa Dupa Fly)" when I first heard that one was that the bass line was close to Big Youth's "Jim Screechy," which was approx. 1975. That whole album is deeply reggae.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Thursday, 21 October 2004 21:30 (twenty years ago) link

When I first heard Timbaland (in 1997, on the first Timbaland and Magoo album *Welcome to Our World*, still maybe my favorite album he's made give or take the second Bubba Sparxxx -- I still think he tends to work better with rappers than with singers, though Justin and "Oops Oh My" are exceptions I guess), his sound mostly reminded me of Mantronix, and I said so in my LA Weekly review at the time. I totally loved the sound, but it hit me as a *throwback,* not as a huge new innovation in the world of pop music. As Frank suggests, he was doing new twists on a long tradition of spare, electronic sounds, dating in hip-hop all the way back to "Planet Rock" if not earlier. And in the South, where he was from, that sound had really never died.

chuck, Thursday, 21 October 2004 21:42 (twenty years ago) link

I would cry if I had to live in Alex in NYC's hellish musical existence. IMO

The feeling's mutual, although i don't take this as an insult (and nor should you). One person's treasure is another's crap.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 21 October 2004 21:44 (twenty years ago) link

Why are "One In a Million" and related Timbo songs more innovative than...

It certainly wasn't created in a vacuum. I guess my feelings at the time were that those tracks you mention, coming out of freestyle and Miami bass etc, were in a kind of Latin "Dance" Ghetto of urban music. "One In a Million" seemed to be the first time I heard what I considered to be staid, almost 'classical' Black R&B really embrace futuristic, sci-fi production. Subsequent Timbaland tracks like "Pony" and "The Rain" etc, would have been very out of place on American urban radio in 1995. I'm not ignoring all the other releases at the time - I was listening to dance music almost exclusively at the time, but when I heard "One In a Million" on L.A. and S.F. urban stations, and saw it on The Box in Oakland, I really felt very strongly that it was something very different. It's really held up for me too as something more than just innovation.

Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 21 October 2004 21:48 (twenty years ago) link

I agree with Spencer although I think there's an element of continuity with pre-Timbaland R&B as well - the at times dazzling panache of some of those 94/95 productions really set the stage for Timbaland's sound in many ways. See TLC's "Diggin' On You" especially.

"almost every r&b voice tim mentioned above hits me like a cold fish."

Chuck do you basically dislike the sound of modern female R&B singers? That's not an accusation BTW, it's just that my list wasn't so much what I considered to be the "cream of the crop" but rather a representative selection of different vocal styles within that genre, so if you dislike all (or almost all) of them I'm not sure what you *would* like (by all means provide examples to disprove me if you want). It also makes it difficult for me to know what Aaliyah is doing "wrong" from your perspective.

Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Thursday, 21 October 2004 22:31 (twenty years ago) link

>do you basically dislike the sound of modern female R&B singers?<

This is probably a distinct possibility. I don't know that I can put my finger on why this is -- I want to say the singers you mention (the ones I know, anyway == there are some I've never heard) strike me as over-controlled and constricted and completely held back (and way way way *genteel and respectable and polite* maybe?) even when they veer toward melisma, but I don't know if that does the problem justice. And I'm not sure where female r&b singing went *wrong* for me, either. It's not something I've given much thought too, actually, and it's actually a really good question, Tim. I loved lots of singers acting in the tradition of disco and earlier r&b; I'm a huge fan of Diana Ross, Donna Summer, Teena Marie, Laura Branigan, Taylor Dayne, Shakira, and so on. I loved the singing in Latin freesyle. Hated diva-oriented house music, though there were exceptions. Liked Mariah Carey a lot, earlier on (after hating her earlier on, before I broke the breaking-glass code or something); thought she got worse later. Liked Whitney's "I Will Always Love You" fine; could probably enjoy a greatest hits record by her. Never had much use for Mary J Blige, give or take a song or two I can't remember the names of right now. Ditto Chaka Kahn, though she could be do great disco (as in "Hot Butterfly.") Liked "Genie in a Bottle," haven't liked Christina Aguilerra since; thought "Beautiful" was a dead bore. Loved "Superwoman" by Karyn White. Liked "Another Sad Love Song" and "Unbreak My Heart" by Toni Braxton. Ignored Anita Baker. I've liked some Destiny's Child and Beyonce songs okay here and there, but she has never once blown me away - that girl REALLY seems cold. (She LOOKS cold, too.) In the past few years, in fact, I'd say that COUNTRY women (Joe Dee Messina, Faith Hill, Leann Rimes, Chely Wright, etc) do r&b better than r&b people do! (And maybe "pop" people like Britny do, too, actually.) So I'm not sure *what* it is. What does the stuff I like *have* the stuff I don't like *lacks*? (I want to say *hooks*, of the bubblicious kind maybe, but that's too easy, probably.) If anybody has any theories, definitely let me know.

chuck, Thursday, 21 October 2004 22:52 (twenty years ago) link

not having heard GNR's "million", i can only add so much to the debate, but i get the feeling here that just about any 'sex(y) music' would be positioned to lose when we're talking BIGGER! MORE! KICKS! POWERFUL LYRICAL THEMES! MALE! (not to belittle frank's response, which did a great job of talking about what the GNR song does right). all of alex's examples of 'better' aaliyah songs are the ones that 'kick' more, which isn't something we want or expect from 'one in a million' (which isn't so important to me as a modern music milestone or sea change, but rather as the pinnacle of what contemporary r&b has to say about love)

(wow!, xpost)

m. (mitchlnw), Thursday, 21 October 2004 22:54 (twenty years ago) link

And oh yeah, I enjoyed TLC songs now and then (especially "Creep"), but I thought the one with the whispery, supposedly "sexy" voice was one of the most sexless singers this side of Front 242 (or whoever).

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chuck, Thursday, 21 October 2004 22:56 (twenty years ago) link

best female-vocal records i've heard this year, if this helps, Tim:

albums
Yolanda Perez *Aqui Me Tienes*
Skye Sweetnam *Noise From the Basement*
Gretchen Wilson *Here For The Party*

singles not on those albums
Terri Clark "Girls Lie Too"
Crystal Gayle "Midnight in the Desert"
Martina McBride "This One's for the Girls,"
MIA "Galang"
Yolanda Perez con Don Cheto "Estoy Enamorada"
Phat Sk8trax "Boogie Back Rap"
Ric-A-Che featuring Darija "Coo Coo Chee" (for Darija's backup mostly)
Britney Spears "Toxic"

And I also really enjoy the Ashlee Simpson album, oddly enough (among many other things, I'm sure.)

chuck, Thursday, 21 October 2004 23:03 (twenty years ago) link

Well I think you're right re "over-controlled and constricted and completely held back" - although due to difference in value judgments I'd express it differently. There's something very refined in eg. Aaliyah's singing and while I don't think refinement is necessarily a good quality, in the R&B of this type that I like there's this great sense of working through a blockage. The professional control which these singers have to apply in order to stay within the bounds of their genre nicely frames the genuine strong emotion that they're trying to push through it.

This idea is kinda boringly similar to the one I had about "purist" DJ sets, and both focus on subtleties and nuances eg. the slight flecks of uncontrolled rawness that creep through in Teedra Moses's vocals. I guess I just tend to like dialectics in music - or tend to frame what I like in terms of dialectics anyway.

By contrast all of the vocalists whom you mention that I know of are indisputably original, one-of-a-kind, not interchangeable etc. Although country is an interesting case because it imposes its own stylistic restrictions and "best practice" standards on female vocalists - I guess though that said restrictions are simultaneously more *obvious* but less *fundamental* than those in R&B, such that once you get inside the genre the differences between vocalists are much more clear-cut.

Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Thursday, 21 October 2004 23:04 (twenty years ago) link

the problem, it seems, is that chuck's never been one for blockages.

m. (mitchlnw), Thursday, 21 October 2004 23:12 (twenty years ago) link

I mean also, in general (and this applies to indie rock and trip-hop and artsy post-Kate-Bush/Tori Amos singer-songwriter swill even more than recent r&b, I'm sure == not saying it applies to EVERY singer you named, either), i am not a fan of *small* voices. I generally like female vocals to sound WOMANLY, in the sense that I can hear BODY in there. I have little use for shrinking violets, ice queens, and schoolmarms. Does that make sense? I.e., Janet Jackson ranks WAY down on my list (though oddly, her brother ranks with my favorite singers ever.) (And Gillian Welch and Chan Marshall rank even lower.)

chuck, Thursday, 21 October 2004 23:13 (twenty years ago) link

"the problem, it seems, is that chuck's never been one for blockages."

More succinctly, yes.

"I mean also, in general (and this applies to indie rock and trip-hop and artsy post-Kate-Bush/Tori Amos singer-songwriter swill even more than recent r&b, I'm sure == not saying it applies to EVERY singer you named, either), i am not a fan of *small* voices."

Chuck you would like Teedra Moses!

Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Thursday, 21 October 2004 23:15 (twenty years ago) link

What else? Oh yeah, I'm also no fan of HOLLERERS, in the Loleatta Holloway/Martha Wash sense. And I'd take Dionne Warwick over Aretha Franklin any day. And my favorite songs on Hillary Duff's new album so far are "Haters" and "Mr. James Dean" (though that could change).

chuck, Thursday, 21 October 2004 23:22 (twenty years ago) link

Would I like the Hillary Duff album if my favourite song by her (that I've heard) is "Come Clean"?

Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Thursday, 21 October 2004 23:25 (twenty years ago) link

This has sort of already been said but I might as well reiterate it - the difference between Timbaland's productions and that of miami bass etc. is a matter of context and technolog - context in terms of the genre in which he was working (mainstream contemporary R&B that held a major spot on the pop charts), the time he rose to prominance, and the technology he was able to utilize because of this...

Never mind the fact that his music does something entirely different to me than I get from miami bass which I do love as well.

djdee2005 (djdee2005), Thursday, 21 October 2004 23:31 (twenty years ago) link

My point being that I think its entirely reasonable to say that Timbaland redefined pop music w/ this song by moving what was a regional sound into a new and exciting context as no one had done previously.

djdee2005 (djdee2005), Thursday, 21 October 2004 23:34 (twenty years ago) link

One of the obvious points about "One In A Million" is that, unlike miami bass, dancehall, drum & bass or (subsequently) 2-step garage, its rhythm was not danceable (too slow, too jittery). I tend to think this is part of what made (and makes) it seem so unusual, the way in which the rhythm is so front-and-center and yet so functionally useless. This is also part of why I connect it with "Diggin' On You" and other really lush Babyface-style productions - tracks which were never gonna be used in a club so producers constructed the grooves with an eye directed solely at their formal loveliness.

Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Thursday, 21 October 2004 23:36 (twenty years ago) link

> i get the feeling here that just about any 'sex(y) music' would be positioned to lose when we're talking BIGGER! MORE! KICKS! POWERFUL LYRICAL THEMES! MALE! <

This might make sense, except a big part of Axl's appeal is that he sings like a SEXY GIRL. (Like Janis Joplin, when you get down to it.) And his band's music (then) would be sexy even if he kept his mouth shut.

chuck, Thursday, 21 October 2004 23:58 (twenty years ago) link

What else? Oh yeah, I'm also no fan of HOLLERERS, in the Loleatta Holloway/Martha Wash sense. And I'd take Dionne Warwick over Aretha Franklin any day.

Aaliyah = proof that Dionne won over Aretha, innit?

Daniel_Rf (Daniel_Rf), Friday, 22 October 2004 00:01 (twenty years ago) link

In fact, I would go as far as to say that, not only is Axl a way better singer than Aaliyah, he's a way better FEMALE R&B SINGER than Aaliyah!!

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chuck, Friday, 22 October 2004 00:02 (twenty years ago) link

Dionne is much more camp than Aaliyah though and had a much "bigger" voice. Although there are some vaguely campy Aaliyah numbers that Chuck might like a bit more if he heard them.

Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Friday, 22 October 2004 00:03 (twenty years ago) link

How is Dionne camp?? That never occured to me at all (and has nothing to do with why I like her, though I suppose she might appeal to some people that way, as might some of the other singers I praised above.)

chuck, Friday, 22 October 2004 00:07 (twenty years ago) link

I just think she made some of the prettiest music in universe, mainly.

chuck, Friday, 22 October 2004 00:08 (twenty years ago) link

Something like "Anyone Had A Heart" (my boring favourite Dionne track) has a hint of Shirley Bassey to it for me - there's a mannered lack of restraint which always evokes wounded pride for me (and "wounded pride" always strikes me as camp in the best possible sense).

Formally I think Beyonce's ballads are much closer to Dionne than Aaliyah is (exceptions for something like "Never No More" which is maybe Aaliyah's most camp moment give or take "I Refuse"), except that I think Beyonce ends up in an entirely different place for reasons I can't quite pinpoint - many might say her "coldness", but the whole "shark eyes" meme re Beyonce was one I always felt was a bit too easy and point-missing somehow.

Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Friday, 22 October 2004 00:14 (twenty years ago) link

I wasn't trying to imply that you liked Dionne because she is camp, Chuck, just that I see Dionne's campness as a major point of distinction between her and most millenial R&B - cf. Whitney who was always very camp, or something like Toni Braxton's "Unbreak My Heart' - a huge gay club hit of course. In fact it would be interesting to see someone write about how, despite some exceptions, the last fifteen years have seen R&B inexorably move away from gay male appreciation.

Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Friday, 22 October 2004 00:18 (twenty years ago) link

This might make sense, except a big part of Axl's appeal is that he sings like a SEXY GIRL.

dear god!

manthony m1cc1o (Anthony Miccio), Friday, 22 October 2004 00:22 (twenty years ago) link

a big part of Axl's appeal is that he sings like a SEXY GIRL.

Oh no he doesn't. If he sounds like anything, it's a shrieking, scaley sea harpee, not a sexy girl. Conversely, Aaliyah both sounded like and verily was a sexy girl.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 22 October 2004 00:24 (twenty years ago) link

maybe stylistically he's got some feminine touches (he certainly does in the dance department) but Steven Tyler getting his nuts electrocuted != sexy girl.

manthony m1cc1o (Anthony Miccio), Friday, 22 October 2004 00:27 (twenty years ago) link

Bodyjar's 'One in a Million'

Sasha (sgh), Friday, 22 October 2004 00:47 (twenty years ago) link

So basically, what Tim is saying is that what I don't like about modern r&b ladies is that they ARE NOT GAY ENOUGH FOR ME! I like that! Just like somebody on ILM figured out once that the reason I never liked Motley Crue nearly as much as, say, Poison, is that to me Motley seemed too macho for glam metal. I totally buy this; it makes a lot of sense. (It's also why I don't like Oasis or Coldlay as much as Placebo or Suede, come to think of it -- I only like really really *swishy* Brit pop.) (By the way, the last r&b album with a woman singer that I remember loving was Kandi's *Hey Kandi,* three or four years ago. Unless I'm forgetting something. I also really liked the City High and Koffee Brown albums a lot, though those had both boys *and* girls on them. But none of their vocals sounded *pinched,* which is what mattered and what sets them above Aaliyah et. al.)

chuck, Friday, 22 October 2004 14:55 (twenty years ago) link

As for the Axl as sexy girl/sexy girl as Axl thing, you guys should drop by heavy metal karaoke at Arlene's Grocery in Mahattan some Monday night, and take a lot at the kind of women who *can* pull off Axl-style singing of GnR songs (surprisingly several, often quite sexy) and the kind of men who *can't* (basically all of them, sexy or not -- I wouldn't know, despite my totally gay musical tastes).

chuck, Friday, 22 October 2004 15:12 (twenty years ago) link

I can do Axl dances surprisingly well. Does that mean Axl dances like a 25-year-old 6'4" Limp Bizkit fan?

manthony m1cc1o (Anthony Miccio), Friday, 22 October 2004 15:17 (twenty years ago) link

The whole "pinched" singing voice thing is really interesting to me bcuz that's what my dad says about modern R&B too - except he includes a lot of artists in that list that you like and don't think have that vocal quality. And the opposite is probably true too.

djdee2005 (djdee2005), Friday, 22 October 2004 16:22 (twenty years ago) link

"So basically, what Tim is saying is that what I don't like about modern r&b ladies is that they ARE NOT GAY ENOUGH FOR ME!"

There's a certain irony to this conclusion of course.

Chuck what did you think of Blu Cantrell? She strikes me as one of the more theoretically gay-friendly R&B singers.

Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Friday, 22 October 2004 23:51 (twenty years ago) link

i did indeed like blu's first (only?) big hit a couple years ago, whatever it was called. never made it through an album, but i can't remember whether i tried very hard. maybe i should!

chuck, Saturday, 23 October 2004 00:08 (twenty years ago) link

No neither of her albums are particularly good (though you should track down the tracks "Waste My Time" and "Swingin", especially the latter). I just thought I'd test my understanding of your taste in this regard.

Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Saturday, 23 October 2004 00:17 (twenty years ago) link

The pinched thing is a sort of seductive trait, or maybe more a trait of *being* seduced, or turning other emotions into those of being seduced, thematically. Which is what modern r&b became, the reflexive object of desire. So which artist brings the listener into the frame, not just looks at themselves being looked at? (ok i guess I'm turning "oh my" into the cannonical modern r&b song, but there are worse things to do)

haha lil kim on hardcore of course, with the poster track! except thats a verbal and not vocal thing. what's the vocal equiv?

contrast to the ballad type chuck goes for, inserting or spreading across the listeners' frame.

(sorry, been studying like mad and reading zizek for diversion)

Sterling Clover (s_clover), Saturday, 23 October 2004 00:45 (twenty years ago) link

Sterling please elaborate with less Lacan thx cos I think you might be right but I'm not sure I understand fully.

Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Saturday, 23 October 2004 01:16 (twenty years ago) link

The reason I ask Sterling is that i think this chimes in with my own impression that as R&B has become less gay-friendly it also become more straight-male-friendly, establishing a relationship of desire between the vocalist and the singer rather than a relationship of identity. The "pinched" vocals designed to evoke enigma rather than rapport/empathy.

Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Saturday, 23 October 2004 01:27 (twenty years ago) link

And is this connected to R&B's shift away from house and towards hip hop - eg. less "I'm Every Woman", more "Crazy in Love".

Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Saturday, 23 October 2004 01:29 (twenty years ago) link

ok so maybe think of that quote from gotti from murder inc. when he describes how all their songs are about a woman wanting a man becuz that's what men want to hear -- that's what all the r&b hooks on murder inc. songs are, right? so that's a certain type of strained breathy voice, of a (and here comes lacan again) desiring object -- the desire is not the singer's, or it is, but it's the statement of "here i am desiring you" which is also the restraint in the tone, the demure "i'm in control of my emotions and teasing you.. or am i" which is the central trope of modern female r&b. it's about a sort of three-leveled discourse of mutual seduction.

except maybe the christina milan single is different and new, and it follows beatwise and themewise the aaliyah's "rock the boat" and yeah we can even say as timbo's work with aaliyah progressed he played with that discourse, most inward-turned hitting a sort of "is it about me or you" moment with try again, then reaching dialogic peak with "we need a resolution" then busting out again with "rock the boat" (not to mention erica kane which really should inspire some followups too i think).

omg -- "i am music" is totally that joissance objet a spreading across the listner's frame! not to mention sinkah's reading of the club-destruction scene in queen of the damned.

oh, wait, you said less lacan.

i'm curious what you mean by a "relationship of desire" as opposed to a "relationship of identity". although the two songs you list sorta give that idea.

house vocals yeah, 80s r&b they're much more major-key, open throat, ballads, statements of being. recentish canonical example -- "that's the way it has to be".

where ARE the good new female r&b things anyway, milan aside?

Sterling Clover (s_clover), Saturday, 23 October 2004 05:32 (twenty years ago) link

Actually thanks for using *more* Lacan Sterling - I understand his ideas but I just need them spelled out in obvious ways.

"i'm curious what you mean by a "relationship of desire" as opposed to a "relationship of identity". although the two songs you list sorta give that idea."

Sterling I mean that more and more in R&B we (males) are encouraged to identify with the "you" rather than the "I" in the song. With traditional diva house (paradigmatic example being "Somebody Else's Guy") the song is not addressed to the listener but to a third party because the singer and the listener are the same person - you did me wrong but I will get over you ("Anyone Who Had A Heart" works the same way I think, though the message differs slightly).

Whereas with modern R&B the singer is the object of desire as you say; we're not supposed to identify with her too closely because the entire way the objet petit a functions is that it's an essentially blank screen upon which to project desire. I think you're right though that the better R&B has a more complex relationship with this process than just that (cf. the last Ja Rule/Ashanti collab-o, where Ashanti's blank recitation of "I love it when you thug me baby" demonstrated rather off-puttingly just how instrumentalised the female siren is in Murder Inc's conception of things); a playing with the listener/singer object/subject breakdown. Doesn't Lacan say that you get a glimpse of the real when you realise you're being observed (and objectified) by your object of desire?

Re new R&B apart from Christina (which is great) - I've been mentioning the Teedra Moses album rather hysterically in every second post. Sterling you would love it. Not sure what else... Have you heard much of the unreleased Kylie Dean album?

Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Saturday, 23 October 2004 05:53 (twenty years ago) link

I've only heard a couple of songs but Teedra is excellent!

djdee2005 (djdee2005), Saturday, 23 October 2004 07:09 (twenty years ago) link

Mis-Teeq's "Strawberrez" must be the orgiastic peak of this whole objet petit a thing by the way.

One of the things I find interesting is that the R&B artists I especially connect with are those who at times thoroughly typify Sterling's Lacanian model but at other times go out of their way to contradict or complicate it (and I don't mean by merely busting out a post-"No Scrubs" battle of the sexes track, although that can be part of it).

Like, Mya can come across as astonishingly sexually inviting ("Free" especially, but also some of her slow jams) but so much of the time she also has this (deliberately constructed) neurotic love-hate thing going on, which can take the form of fear of betrayal, or destructive possessiveness or etc. I can't think of an R&B artist who has delved more into the violence and darkness of sexual desire, and her "little girl" vocal is an incredibly important component in this, the way her high notes throb (ache) in a way that is quite ambivalent (see: both versions of "The Best Of Me", "That's Why I Wanna Fight", "Hurry Up", "Taste This" and especially "Why You Gotta Look So Good").

Teedra and Tweet are two examples of artists who blur that binary too - both at times very ethereal and plushly post-coital (did I steal that from Tom?) but also really full-bodied and very womanly. I'd be very interested to hear Chuck's reactions to their albums.

Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Saturday, 23 October 2004 08:32 (twenty years ago) link

this thread is the literary equivalent of a bunch of white junior-high boys sittin in the back of their papi's SUV arguing about who got game

Queen Game don't mean nothin, Saturday, 23 October 2004 12:10 (twenty years ago) link

(yeah, god, what a pathetic attempt at credibility this is. thinking we might discuss r&b when we aren't in fact black women - laughable.)

i should've known "sexy" would've been something of a wildcard in the hands of chuck.

m. (mitchlnw), Saturday, 23 October 2004 12:21 (twenty years ago) link

Xtina A's album is interesting coz its r&b in the broad sense but obv. from a totally different tradition.

Sterling Clover (s_clover), Saturday, 23 October 2004 17:07 (twenty years ago) link

yeah, the tradition of crap!

sorry.

manthony m1cc1o (Anthony Miccio), Saturday, 23 October 2004 17:35 (twenty years ago) link

Hahahahaha.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 23 October 2004 17:41 (twenty years ago) link

three weeks pass...
(1) How can the singer control whether or not you identify with her?

(2) Modern r&b the singer isn't so much singing the song as singing within a track. This is a development that I find really interesting (and of course it's not just in r&b/hip-hop, it's in goth, it's in dancehall, it's in techno), and obviously it'll work better for some singers than for others. Mariah helped pioneer it but I wish she hadn't, since she was better before. And by and large it bores me with r&b singers, though it doesn't bore me with the rappers. It also might not bore me if Axl put into r&b tracks and tried this! As long as he promised to sing in the upper register.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Saturday, 13 November 2004 21:40 (twenty years ago) link

More info plz Frank - examples etc.

Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Sunday, 14 November 2004 01:16 (twenty years ago) link

three months pass...
Tim, sorry I never got around to responding (didn't have home access to the Web).

I don't know if my response will clarify anything. Examples would be early Mariah vs. late Mariah ("Make It Happen" vs. Mariah f. Busta, Busta f. Mariah, ad infinitum). Early she's doing a trapeze act in relation to the putative melody, later she's playing hide-and-seek in the scenery. Or early TLC's playground shouts on "Ain't Too Proud to Beg" vs. later TLC's copying of Mariah's dancing around the decor. Maybe the difference is melisma that plays the whole field vs. melisma that hangs around with the low-pitched grunts.

My description is not very precise, is it? I can't be more specific, since obviously it's a feeling I have about the way Mariah and all relate to their accompaniment. Although Mariah was way better doing the trapeze act, this isn't to say that Aaliyah would have been.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Thursday, 3 March 2005 18:11 (nineteen years ago) link

"i'm in control and teasing you... or am i?" = Ashlee Simpson. Skye Sweetnam. Madonna. Bob Dylan.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Thursday, 3 March 2005 18:14 (nineteen years ago) link

And surely it's possible to desire someone and identify with her or him as well, and to desire/identify with many aspects (e.g., desire/identify with Skye the tease, Skye the controller, Skye the attractive mastermind singer-songwriter who's creating the dynamic and is/is not in control of it, won't or will want you to play with it too).

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Thursday, 3 March 2005 18:22 (nineteen years ago) link

I remember at the height of GnR mania, '88 or so, I was in 8th grade and had just bought this album and brought it home. It was a huge shock to hear 'Immigrants and faggots' and then 'Police and niggers.' I couldn't believe it. I rewound the tape several times and replayed it to make sure. On the bus to school the next morning there were all kinds of arguments about it, the defense being that Slash was half-black, and that made it okay. Can't say it did anything for racial tensions in my high school though.

57 7th (calstars), Thursday, 3 March 2005 19:58 (nineteen years ago) link

I can't excuse the fag and immigrant baiting in "One in a Million," perhaps because I'm a fag and come from immigrant parents myself. Probably the best response to the disgusted ambivalence this song always inpires was written by Xgau:

"[It's] disgusting because it's heartfelt and disgusting again because it's a grandstand play."

Alfred Soto (Alfred Soto), Thursday, 3 March 2005 20:18 (nineteen years ago) link

Hi Frank, thanks for responding. I'm still not sure if I entirely understand yr position, but it may just be my denseness.

Are you referring to the sort of pretty fluffy inconsequentiality of Mariah's vocals on later records? I'm thinking of the "Funkin' For Jamaica" rip she did with Mystikal where it's like she's doing awesome back-up vocals on her own song but no lead vocals - I kinda like this effect but yeah I agree that early Mariah beats it rather comprehensively.

I can see the dichotomy there but I'm just not certain how firm it is. Like, yeah, there's less ostentatiousness or radicalism to Aaliyah's vocals on the whole, but then there's something like "I Refuse" which is pretty melomelismatic. Would old-Mariah have made it even bigger? Undoubtedly, but then old-Mariah's a bit of a special case.

My boyfriend was startled by Beyonce's performance of Andrew Lloyd Webber at the Oscars the other night: "she can really sing!" he exclaimed. I was tempted to scoff a bit, like, "duh, have you listened to 'Baby Boy'? Of course she can sing!" But I guess there are different types of vocals being used in these situations. "Baby Boy" strikes me as fantastically sung (much more so, or more obviously so, than "Crazy in Love") but I imagine it would accord with your idea of singing within a track, and it's kinda fitting that she duets with Sean Paul on it. For dancehall Sean Paul strikes me as a paradigmatic example of a deejay/singjay singing within the track (cf. Sizzla most of the time) and I think it's one of the key aspects of his talent, of why he's so good. There's a sort of creative on-point-ness there: like, damn, how did he come up with a way to sound so smooth over this crazy track? So blended in? So assimilated? These all sound like criticisms but for me (at least in relation to Sean) they're totally compliments.

"And surely it's possible to desire someone and identify with her or him as well, and to desire/identify with many aspects (e.g., desire/identify with Skye the tease, Skye the controller, Skye the attractive mastermind singer-songwriter who's creating the dynamic and is/is not in control of it, won't or will want you to play with it too)."

Yeah this is right, and I wouldn't like to give the impression that it's an either/or situation. But I do think there's been a general shift away from identification (at least for the male listener - hence the girl power veneer that was particularly strong at the end of the nineties) in commercial R&B - contrast/compare the over-emphasis on identification for nu-soul singers: standard-bearers of the young modern black woman's struggle, pimped out with so many noble signifiers that desirability is obscured. And this isn't a watertight process; the stylistic choices made which shore up this division cannot prevent a counter-action which impels us to identify with the object of desire or desire the object of identification. I imagine that the most interesting performers in either field are those who mix up these competing forms of appreciation - which leads me to my inevitable question Frank, what do you think of Teedra?

I haven't heard any Skye Sweetnam! Where should I start?

Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Friday, 4 March 2005 00:42 (nineteen years ago) link

I love "Crazy In Love," though not as crazily as I love "Beware of the Boys."

No, you're not dense; "track" vs. "song" can be an elusive thing (and those aren't the only two choices, by any means). In fact, the '60s Anglo-American pop that I was weaned on may have been something of an exception in world history, in that it tended towards the extreme of "song outfront" (though James Brown was there blowing holes in the song hegemony). Beyonce has always had the tension between song and arrangement, which in her case derives from the tensions in jazz between individual soloist and group improvisation, melody and fucking-around-with-melody, etc.

As for Skye, she's only got one album, Noise from the Basement. Best songs are "Hypocrite," "Tangled Up In Me," "Shot to Pieces," "I Don't Really Like You" ("Your friends are dense/They don't make any sense"), and "Heart of Glass" (!). "Tangled" is a single that got Radio Disney play and is probably streamed all over the place; the followup "Number One" isn't bad, though not as good as the ones above. A bit more power pop (i.e., Ramonesy) than are the other girlpoppers, but not unrelated to Ashlee and Avril (who are both good), and not necessarily better than Ashlee, who's very good for two fo the three songs I've heard of hers, and whose "Pieces of Me" runs close to "Tangled Up in Me" in that they're each about a girl's prerogative to be complicated and contradictory and about the right (or desire) to be appreciated for it. One thing I like about Skye, though, is the sense of persona construction as a game that the listener can play along with. "Hypocrite" takes off on Dylan's "Subterranean Homesick Blues," but creates its whap-whap-whap word overload almost entirely out of negative things people have said about her public image: "Candy floss, antipop/Star search, lollipop/Manufactured skate punk/Wanna be, never was/Nerd, geek, super freak/I'm a movie of the week/Daddy's girl, teacher's pet/Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!" I enjoy the sense of a brain at play behind the recordings. Deserves a thread of her own one of these days.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Friday, 4 March 2005 20:16 (nineteen years ago) link

But Skye is definitely on the song end of things. Was bringing her up in relation to "identify with and/or desire for." One thing that hasn't made it into this thread was the question of how much was Aaliyah I teenpop performer and how much an r&b performer (of course she was the latter but wasn't she something of the former as well, like Brandy then and Jo Jo now, and like Beyonce managed to become by accident)? Because "teenpop" (which is really for preteens and early teens, and mostly for girls) has undergone a near sea change over the last couple of decades, and that it used to have cute boy stars, now it has cute and not-so-cute girl stars too, in fact far more of them.

Speaking of which, GN'R broke big in '88 on the basis of "Sweet Child O' Mine," which I'm sure was selling big to the girls.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Friday, 4 March 2005 20:26 (nineteen years ago) link

I teenpop performer = a teenpop performer

I teenpop performer only in my dreams.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Friday, 4 March 2005 20:27 (nineteen years ago) link

Oops, misquoted her. It's "You and your friends are dense/You don't make any sense."

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Friday, 4 March 2005 20:48 (nineteen years ago) link

>Deserves a thread of her own one of these days.<

She already has one!:

Skye Sweetnam Is The Worst Thing To Happen To Music In 2004

>"Candy floss, antipop/Star search, lollipop/Manufactured skate punk/Wanna be, never was/Nerd, geek, super freak/I'm a movie of the week/Daddy's girl, teacher's pet/Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!"<

You left out "Avril lite"!

chuck, Friday, 4 March 2005 20:52 (nineteen years ago) link

This might be helpful, as well:

http://www.myspace.com/skyesweetnam

chuck, Friday, 4 March 2005 20:54 (nineteen years ago) link

"I love "Crazy In Love," though not as crazily as I love "Beware of the Boys.""

I love "Crazy in Love" too, I just like Beyonce's vocals in "Baby Boy" more.

"Hypocrite" sounds great! Although I have to get over a habitual unconscious reticence to investigate this sort of rocky teen-pop (not born of any active dislike or distrust but more that I keep forgetting to allocate it to the "active like and trust" part of my brain). I decided like a year ago that I loved Hillary Duff and I still have yet to investigate her beyond the singles. WTF? Maybe I'm concerned that once I'm an unabashed Hillary fan I won't be able to like Ashley or Lindsay (or Skye I guess) out of some sense of fanboyish loyalty.

Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Saturday, 5 March 2005 00:27 (nineteen years ago) link

Actually, I like "Baby Boy" more than "Crazy In Love."

Hilary's voice is not much, but her material is usually excellent. Ashlee (on the three songs I've heard of hers) is a different style, going for a "bruised" sound, sort of 2nd-album Pink but more fun (and the Pink wasn't altogether unfun). Lindsay's a subject for further research. Kelly may be the most intriguing of the bunch, because she hasn't figured out yet what her sound is, and you can imagine her doing either Stevie Nicks or Whitney Houston with equal facility, though on the charts at the moment she's coming on like Flashdance '80s faux-disco DOR (which is high praise from me).

Back sort of to our topic:

Jo Jo's "Leave (Get Out)" is the perfect balance between song r&b and track r&b, and I love it; the riff prompts the singer and the singer prompts the riffs. And she's all over Radio Disney. I'm trying to figure out why I didn't vote for it in Pazz & Jop. I don't yet have a strong feeling for Jo Jo's voice or personality, however. Need to hunt down her other material.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Thursday, 10 March 2005 00:03 (nineteen years ago) link

Need to hunt down her other material.

Oh please. No you don't. Cheese whiz is cheese whiz. Are you expecting to discover her Trout Mask Replica or something?

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 10 March 2005 00:07 (nineteen years ago) link

I liked her song with Bow Wow. I think maybe more for Bow Wow though! He's aged so gracefully.

Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Thursday, 10 March 2005 00:10 (nineteen years ago) link

Oh, and "Billy S." is one of my least favorite Skye songs, especially for leaving off the line, "Roll over Bill Shakespeare/Tell Harold Bloom the news."

Like "Leave" more than anything by Captain Beefheart, not that they're exactly comparable.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Thursday, 10 March 2005 00:14 (nineteen years ago) link

The GnR one is absolutely godawful, while Aaliyah was at least tolerable.

Geir Hongro (GeirHong), Thursday, 10 March 2005 01:23 (nineteen years ago) link

GnR's was at least memorable, unlike Aaliyah's.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 10 March 2005 02:55 (nineteen years ago) link

jesus fucking christ.
Alex, can you HONESTLY tell me you've actually listened to the aaliyah song?

djdee (djdee2005), Thursday, 10 March 2005 05:45 (nineteen years ago) link

I mean "memorable" is in the eye of the beholder but yr insistence that this song is like some sort of generic, average, forgettable track when clearly a lot of us find something interesting in it just reminds me of watching friends of mine fail to realize a beautiful girl is hitting on them.

djdee (djdee2005), Thursday, 10 March 2005 05:49 (nineteen years ago) link

as if many reactions to the GnR song on here are any different, djdee.

olde english d, Thursday, 10 March 2005 16:31 (nineteen years ago) link

I always liked the line about being cuffed "in front of my back". Axl explained that if something was put behind one's back, then it would actually be in front of your chest or stomach, no?

AXLogic - still keeping me awake at nights seventeen years later.

Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Thursday, 10 March 2005 16:50 (nineteen years ago) link

as if many reactions to the GnR song on here are any different, djdee.

I think most of the people in this thread acknowledge that the GnR song RAWKS, they have other problems with it.

djdee (djdee2005), Thursday, 10 March 2005 17:00 (nineteen years ago) link

as if "RAWKing" (whatever that means) has anything to do with what people say they like about it. (and as if pretending that's what people like about it isn't pretty much the same as dimissing it as "generic, average, forgettable")

olde english d, Thursday, 10 March 2005 17:06 (nineteen years ago) link

especially when clearly some of us find something interesting in it.

olde english d, Thursday, 10 March 2005 17:08 (nineteen years ago) link

jesus fucking christ.
Alex, can you HONESTLY tell me you've actually listened to the aaliyah song?

Try reading the thread.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 10 March 2005 17:08 (nineteen years ago) link

"One in a Million" by G'n'R does many things (primarily "offend") but RAWK is not one of them.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 10 March 2005 17:09 (nineteen years ago) link

Also, the Aaliyah = beautiful girl parallel works better than the Axl Rose = beautiful girl parallel.

djdee (djdee2005), Thursday, 10 March 2005 17:20 (nineteen years ago) link

not necessarily (see above)

olde english d, Thursday, 10 March 2005 17:22 (nineteen years ago) link

one year passes...
Please Alex!!! Aaliyah is way better than Gunz N Roses who I think suck!!! They don't seem 2 appeal 2 much ppl but those idiotz dat R in2 der garbage!! U need 2 get a life and stop putting Aaliyah down!!! Your so quick 2 judge others (as evidence of reading your previous statements!) Aaliyah would come on top any day she has produced such mind blowing R&B music which has made an impact on 2dayz R&B female artists such as Ciara, Jojo, Amerie and the annoying and boring ass shaking Beyonce!!! Aaliyah Left us with Music 2 remember her by which influenced many artists 2 work harder towards the R&B genre and Artists such as the Game and Kanye West say that Aaliyah was of great influence 2 dem!!! Her songz which topped many world charts such as "One in a Million", "Try Again", "More Than A Woman" were just the beginning of what could have been the most successful R&B songz of all tym, but as you may know she never got the chance to prevail wat she had so much 2 give!!! SO in da long run Aaliyah Dana Haughton winz dis category for sure HANDS DOWN!!! AMEN!!! FULL STOP!!! I REST MY CASE!!!

Panina Torez, Wednesday, 10 May 2006 08:27 (eighteen years ago) link

People should only be allowed to post on this thread if they enjoy both Aaliyah and GNR.

billstevejim (billstevejim), Wednesday, 10 May 2006 20:30 (eighteen years ago) link

What about S Club's "Two in a million", that's at least as good as these two songs combined. :-)

Chewshabadoo (Chewshabadoo), Thursday, 11 May 2006 05:48 (eighteen years ago) link

panina torez otm, more otm than anything else i've seen on ilm today or possibly ever

The Lex (The Lex), Thursday, 11 May 2006 07:40 (eighteen years ago) link

Aaliyah was "ONE IN A MILLION" No 1 can EVA! I mean "EVA" Do her song Lyk she did It!!!! Alex Ur A Loser So Shut Da F*** UP! Aaliyah Will Alwayz B QueeN B!!! Aaliyahz Spirit soarz High with Da Great Onez!!!!!! R.I.P!!! Aaliyah Dana Haughton (January 16th 1979- August 25th 2001)

Panina Torez, Monday, 22 May 2006 21:53 (eighteen years ago) link

Zzzzzzzzz......

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Tuesday, 23 May 2006 01:03 (eighteen years ago) link

O please Alex! Ur so JEALOUS of Aaliyahz achievements in Lyf!!! Stop being a Loser and get a Lyf!!! UR a Don hater!!! U a**hole!!! U shuld B ashamed of Urself knowing Aaliyah is not Alive!!! Aaliyahz 1 in a million was 100% perfection!!! Gunz N Rosez well I have know idea coz dey Suck Like Shit!!!! Aaliyah Ur one in a Million will alwayz B da Only "ONE IN A MILLION" Amen!!! Praise Da Lord!! And Go 2 Hell Alex U Baby_Gurl Hater!!!

Panina Torez, Wednesday, 24 May 2006 03:34 (eighteen years ago) link

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Dr. Rodney's Original Savannah Band (R. J. Greene), Wednesday, 24 May 2006 04:06 (eighteen years ago) link

Prince?

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 24 May 2006 04:08 (eighteen years ago) link

panina torez AGAIN completely and utterly otm!

The Lex (The Lex), Wednesday, 24 May 2006 07:18 (eighteen years ago) link

because aaliyah IS the greatest artist of my lifetime and she should not be disrespected.

The Lex (The Lex), Wednesday, 24 May 2006 07:18 (eighteen years ago) link

Yeah, but I can see you agreeing with a lot of the cogent points Axl makes in "One In A Million" Lex.

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, 24 May 2006 07:22 (eighteen years ago) link

because aaliyah IS the greatest artist of my lifetime and she should not be disrespected.

Surely you mean WAS.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 24 May 2006 10:32 (eighteen years ago) link

aaliyah IS the greatest artist of my lifetime and she should not be disrespected.
-- The Lex (alex.macpherso...), May 24th, 2006.

well well well. i think if you're going to get into 'greatest artists ever' territory, you have revoked all anti-rockist credentials. which allows *some* consideration of the guys behind the mixing desk, no?

Enrique IX: The Mediator (Enrique), Wednesday, 24 May 2006 10:36 (eighteen years ago) link

Aaliyah Beat All Odds and has made History!!! She is Da Princess Of R&B No1 will eva take her place!!! (Ciara is trying and Beyonce well she has a long way 2 go coz shez still 2 commercial 4 me) But Alex As usual ur rong and I'm rite!!! ALL BOW DOWN 2 DA QUEEN AALIYAH!!! Amen!!! God Bless!! (Aaliyah quote: " I Let All Bad Vibez Wash Over Me") 1979-2001

Panina Torez, Sunday, 28 May 2006 01:45 (eighteen years ago) link

Ciara has totally taken Aaliyah's place, there is nothing anyone can do about it. As a matter of fact I took my Aaliyah records into the record store and asked them "can I trade these in for Ciara records?" and the guy at the counter gestured half-interestedly at a line that stretched out the door, across Franklin St., down through the alley past the Bank of America, and into the parking lot on the other side: all of them with bags full of CDs. Aaliyah CDs. Aaliyah CDs which, when they arrived at the front of the line, they traded in for Ciara CDs. During his lunch break I saw the clerk feeding the Aaliyah CDs to a gigantic hawk behind the store. It was awesome.

Thomas Tallis (Tommy), Sunday, 28 May 2006 02:07 (eighteen years ago) link

For a start -- if you'd bother reading the thread -- you'd notice that I never said Aaliyah was a talentless sow (like many of her genre). I actually like several of her songs (again, try reading the thread). I just don't think this particular song was her finest hour. It's ultimately pretty banal next to some of her other material (she never bested "Are You That Somebody," as far as I'm concerned). "One in a Million" by Guns n' Roses, meanwhile, however reprehensible, leaves more of an impression BECAUSE its so ignorant, hateful and shameless. Aalyiah's track is just another workaday R'n'B song.

As far as Ciara being the new Aaliyah, she's certainly stolen Aaliyah's aesthetic, which doesn't impress me much. I'd sooner look towards Rihanna, who at least has an interesting voice.

Also, and this should always go without saying from the getgo: ROCK WILL ALWAYS BEAT R'n'B, BECAUSE NINE-TENTHS OF CONTEMPORARY R'n'B IS ABSOLUTE SHIT!

You know I'm right.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Sunday, 28 May 2006 14:59 (eighteen years ago) link

rock 'n' roll beats r&b because 10/10ths of contemporary rock 'n' roll is absolute shit!

helix aspersa (Jody Beth Rosen), Sunday, 28 May 2006 15:02 (eighteen years ago) link

THOMAS Ur an Asshole and Alex Please Don't Even Go There!!!! U all Know DAt If AALIYAH was Alive she Would B dominating Dis joint 4 SURE!!!!! Get t through your THICK HEADS dat 10/10 Aaliyah wuld Waste any of Those artist any day!!! Thomas Ciaraz a MAN!!! She or shuld I say hez a TRANZSEXUAL!!!! Aaliyahz Musik Is real and itz not only RnB but Itz A mixture of Hip-Hop and Pop rock!!!!! Alex Ur so LAme So once again F*** UP!!!!!! I hope dat wen U see Aaliyah Again she SHITZ in Ur Freaken UGLY FACE!!!!! Thomas Ur a Gay Faggot hu needz 2 get a Life!!!! AALIYAH NO1 will Eva take Ur place especially not sum stupid TRANZSEXUAL named CIara!!!! Amen!!! GOD BLESS!!! All u Haterz ain't got nuttin On ME!!!!! AALIYAH U R DA REAL MUSIK QUEEN!!!!!! FFFFFFFUUUUUUUULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL STTTTTTTTTTTTOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!! (1979-2001)

Panina Torez, Thursday, 1 June 2006 20:27 (eighteen years ago) link

Lets just close this, for Mr. McNichol's sake.

Dr. Rodney's Original Savannah Band (R. J. Greene), Thursday, 1 June 2006 21:22 (eighteen years ago) link

one year passes...

so I'm sad I missed this, don't know much about the GNR song (though I really like old GNR, Appetite is ace)...but I agree with Alex in NYC on the Aaliyah song, as that song came out during the last time I listened to r&b radio a lot (since I had no cd player in my car and drove 90 minutes a day)

Bo Jackson Overdrive, Saturday, 24 November 2007 22:30 (seventeen years ago) link

I haven't heard Aaliyah's but it cannot possibly be worse than Guns'n'Roses.

Bosson and Modern Talking have also recorded absolutely godawful songs called "One In a Million". Must be something about that title...

Geir Hongro, Saturday, 24 November 2007 22:33 (seventeen years ago) link

sure it can be possibly worse. for the record it's an average song, but rock 'n roll isn't 'evil'.

Bo Jackson Overdrive, Saturday, 24 November 2007 22:35 (seventeen years ago) link

Cripes, here's a thread that didn't need reviving. Again -- I liked Aaliyah -- honest, I did -- but "One in a Million" was just yawnsome piffle.

Alex in NYC, Sunday, 25 November 2007 00:24 (seventeen years ago) link

Does it matter to anybody here that Aaliyah was a completely generic zero-personality singer who could have been replaced by hundreds of other people

... so wrong

Everyone needs to listen to the acapella of "One In a Million." I love the track--it's one of my all-time favorites, actually--but it's easy to ignore her breathtaking, soulful performance when it's mixed so low.

I created a remix with the acapella that I prefer...not because my beat compares to Timbaland's but because I love Aaliyah's vocal so much.

Tape Store, Sunday, 25 November 2007 00:56 (seventeen years ago) link

It is possible the Aaliyah one was shit, but the GnR one was unbearable. I mean, musically, they always sucked back then, but that particular song combined the usual musical suckiness with some truly scary lyrics in addition.

Geir Hongro, Sunday, 25 November 2007 02:59 (seventeen years ago) link

goddammit the song I was thinking of was More Than a Woman. no wonder I was confused

Bo Jackson Overdrive, Sunday, 25 November 2007 03:33 (seventeen years ago) link

Maybe artists should just leave the title alone. "One in a Million" is arguably the worst song on PSB's Very.

Kevin John Bozelka, Sunday, 25 November 2007 04:59 (seventeen years ago) link

Your makin me laughabout the sillest stuff
Said that I'm your diamond in the rough
When I'm mad at you
you pull out your velvet glove

Hannah Montana, "One In A Million"

da croupier, Sunday, 25 November 2007 06:20 (seventeen years ago) link

The male duet partner's vocals on Aaliyah's "Never Givin' Up" on her One in a Million album is the most tortured/torturous singing I've ever heard.

The Reverend, Sunday, 25 November 2007 06:30 (seventeen years ago) link

Actually, One in a Million kind of sucks way more than it has in right to, in a "the Dianne Warren ballad isn't the low point of this" way.

The Reverend, Sunday, 25 November 2007 06:43 (seventeen years ago) link

"...has any right to..."

The Reverend, Sunday, 25 November 2007 06:43 (seventeen years ago) link

at thxgiving on thursday i had to sit through a play-by-play account of a recent hannah montana concert. not by the 11 or 6 year olds that went, but the mother who i think enjoyed it more.

J0rdan S., Sunday, 25 November 2007 06:45 (seventeen years ago) link

more than a woman beats all these aaliyah songs

Frogman Henry, Sunday, 25 November 2007 06:50 (seventeen years ago) link

thanks/

J0rdan S., Sunday, 25 November 2007 06:55 (seventeen years ago) link

more than a woman beats all these aaliyah songs

-- Frogman Henry, Saturday, November 24, 2007 10:50 PM (Saturday, November 24, 2007 10:50 PM) Bookmark Link

False.

The Reverend, Sunday, 25 November 2007 06:56 (seventeen years ago) link

iron chef america episode on right now> both these songs

J0rdan S., Sunday, 25 November 2007 07:00 (seventeen years ago) link

SECRET INGREDIENT IS "THANKSGIVING"

J0rdan S., Sunday, 25 November 2007 07:03 (seventeen years ago) link

"THANKSGIVING" is over. It is Christmas now. Getwitit.

The Reverend, Sunday, 25 November 2007 07:05 (seventeen years ago) link

iron chef's operate on their own calendar.

J0rdan S., Sunday, 25 November 2007 07:06 (seventeen years ago) link

"I wasn't trying to imply that you liked Dionne because she is camp, Chuck, just that I see Dionne's campness as a major point of distinction between her and most millenial R&B - cf. Whitney who was always very camp, or something like Toni Braxton's "Unbreak My Heart' - a huge gay club hit of course. In fact it would be interesting to see someone write about how, despite some exceptions, the last fifteen years have seen R&B inexorably move away from gay male appreciation."

I said this three years ago. It would seem that things have perhaps begun to swing the other way, what with Rihanna's last album and now Beyonce working with the Freemasons. If the swing really is on, it'd be interesting to speculate why.

Tim F, Sunday, 25 November 2007 09:36 (seventeen years ago) link

three months pass...

people who like the GNR vsn more than aaliyahs vsn are fucking kidding right

max, Saturday, 15 March 2008 06:40 (sixteen years ago) link

there are maybe three or four songs in the entire universe better than the aaliyah track

max, Saturday, 15 March 2008 06:40 (sixteen years ago) link

people who like the GNR vsn more than aaliyahs vsn are fucking kidding right

No, actually we're not. And you need to lay off that bong, son.

Alex in NYC, Saturday, 15 March 2008 13:50 (sixteen years ago) link

the new rockism has access to way more potent steroids than the old one

J0hn D., Saturday, 15 March 2008 14:23 (sixteen years ago) link

New Rockists would prefer Timbaland to Guns N Roses, though.

Dom Passantino, Saturday, 15 March 2008 14:24 (sixteen years ago) link

jigga > aaliyah > gnr

and what, Saturday, 15 March 2008 14:25 (sixteen years ago) link

Romantics - One In A Million : .

Something about you
Makes me wanna keep on loving you
When I'm without you
I feel I need you back in my arms
I get a sensation
I feel whenever I'm around you
You're my inspiration
And I'm so glad I found you

CHORUS
One in a million-baby you're the one
One in a million-and you're second to none
One in a million-a million to one
You're one in a million

When I first saw you
I had a feeling right from the start
In love I was falling
You seemed to do things to my heart
Your love and affection
Is all I need to keep me satisfied
You leave an impression
Baby I never wanna leave you

xhuxk, Saturday, 15 March 2008 14:31 (sixteen years ago) link

jigga > aaliyah > gnr

pizza > fried egg sandwich > jigga > gnr > aaliyah

J0hn D., Saturday, 15 March 2008 14:47 (sixteen years ago) link

T U B E S - L Y R I C S

She's A Beauty
Foster/Lukather/Waybill

Step right up and don't be shy,
because you will not believe your eyes.
She's right here behind the glass
and you're gonna like her,
'cause she's got class.
You can look inside another world.
You get to talk to a pretty girl.
She's everything you dream about...
but don't fall in love...
She's a beauty ---
one in a million girls,
she's a beauty.
Why would I lie?
Why would I lie?
You can say anything you like,
but you can't touch the merchandise.
She'll give you every pennies worth,
but it will cost you a dollar first.
You can step outside your little world.
You can talk to a pretty girl.
She's everything you dream about...
but don't fall in love...
She's a beauty ---
one in a million girls,
she's a beauty.
Why would I lie?
Why would I lie?

xhuxk, Saturday, 15 March 2008 15:12 (sixteen years ago) link

pizza > pete rock & cl smooth > fried egg sandwich > aaliyah >>>>>>>>> gnr

zappi, Saturday, 15 March 2008 18:04 (sixteen years ago) link

bringing food into music debates isnt fair to music

deej, Saturday, 15 March 2008 18:12 (sixteen years ago) link

iron chef america episode on right now> both these songs

-- J0rdan S., Sunday, 25 November 2007 07:00 (3 months ago) Link

J0rdan S., Saturday, 15 March 2008 18:14 (sixteen years ago) link

the secret ingredient was "thanksgiving"

J0rdan S., Saturday, 15 March 2008 18:15 (sixteen years ago) link

Pizza>>>>>>cupcakes>>>>>>cinnamon toast>>>>>>>getting felched by a crack-addled wino>>>>>>Aaliyah's "One In A Million"

Alex in NYC, Saturday, 15 March 2008 18:18 (sixteen years ago) link

I kid, I kid...... cupcakes are way better than pizza.

Alex in NYC, Saturday, 15 March 2008 18:24 (sixteen years ago) link

more like borex in nyboring amirite

deej, Saturday, 15 March 2008 18:26 (sixteen years ago) link

I kid, I kid...... cupcakes are way better than pizza.

-- Alex in NYC, Saturday, March 15, 2008 1:24 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

real talk, the rongest thing said in this thread

J0rdan S., Saturday, 15 March 2008 18:31 (sixteen years ago) link

Nothing's worse than bad pizza, and in NYC in 2008, it's everywhere.

Alex in NYC, Saturday, 15 March 2008 18:38 (sixteen years ago) link

I can count reputable Manhattan pizza parlors on one hand.

Alex in NYC, Saturday, 15 March 2008 18:38 (sixteen years ago) link

alex the rest of the world doesnt have an overabundance of wack pizza nor does it have those gourmet cupcakes you dorks make snl skits about either

deej, Saturday, 15 March 2008 18:42 (sixteen years ago) link

Yeah, I can't even begin to apologize enough for the Magnolia bakery. Single-handedly destroyed NYC's otherwise respectable reputation.

Alex in NYC, Saturday, 15 March 2008 18:46 (sixteen years ago) link

cupcakes are way better than pizza.

You are DEAD to me.

xhuxk, Saturday, 15 March 2008 19:07 (sixteen years ago) link

But yeah

Pizza everywhere else on the planet >>>>> Manhattan pizza, easy

xhuxk, Saturday, 15 March 2008 19:08 (sixteen years ago) link

Sbarro is Times Square back in the day was OK.

Eazy, Saturday, 15 March 2008 19:14 (sixteen years ago) link

Pizza everywhere else on the planet >>>>> Manhattan pizza, easy

Well, yeah, that was kinda my point. It's not that I'm all that fired up about cupcakes (although who doesn't love a good cupcake?), it's just that Pizza in Manhattan has reached a new low.

Alex in NYC, Saturday, 15 March 2008 19:51 (sixteen years ago) link

pizzaz in manhattan has reached a new low

J0rdan S., Saturday, 15 March 2008 19:53 (sixteen years ago) link

What about "One in a Million" by Pet Shop Boys? Not their best tune or anything, but surely better than anything by Guns and Roses.

Tuomas, Saturday, 15 March 2008 20:25 (sixteen years ago) link

Ah, the legendary Pet Shop Boys-Axl connection.

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Saturday, 15 March 2008 20:35 (sixteen years ago) link

Pizza in NYC

max, Saturday, 15 March 2008 20:37 (sixteen years ago) link

manhattan pizza still better than fucking los angeles "pizza" if you can even call it that

max, Saturday, 15 March 2008 20:37 (sixteen years ago) link

all these things still worse than "one in a million" except for cupckaes

max, Saturday, 15 March 2008 20:37 (sixteen years ago) link

hmmmm, didn't really know either song (except by reputation), just checked youtube, gotta go with gnr. also, youtube lolz

a fucking faggot tried to rape axl when he was staying at his apartment, because he was homeless at that time, so i think i know why such lyrics

gershy, Saturday, 15 March 2008 20:39 (sixteen years ago) link

This this case Pet Shop Boys > Aaliyah > Modern Talking >>>>> GnR

Geir Hongro, Saturday, 15 March 2008 21:57 (sixteen years ago) link

"It is possible the Aaliyah one was shit, but the GnR one was unbearable. I mean, musically, they always sucked back then, but that particular song combined the usual musical suckiness with some truly scary lyrics in addition."

SCARY LYRICS.

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 15 March 2008 22:18 (sixteen years ago) link

They're not so much "truly scary" as "truly stupid."

Alex in NYC, Saturday, 15 March 2008 22:23 (sixteen years ago) link

I would like to hear Randy Newman cover the GnR song.

Eazy, Saturday, 15 March 2008 23:10 (sixteen years ago) link

I'd rather hear GN'R cover "Short People."

Alex in NYC, Saturday, 15 March 2008 23:42 (sixteen years ago) link

i'd rather hear the lex ask "who's randy newman?"

gershy, Saturday, 15 March 2008 23:45 (sixteen years ago) link

I'd rather hear GN'R cover "Short People.Simon Smith and his Amazing Dancing Bear"

kingkongvsgodzilla, Saturday, 15 March 2008 23:46 (sixteen years ago) link

You know Randy would sing "Immigrants and faggots" with relish on top of some barrelhouse piano.

Eazy, Saturday, 15 March 2008 23:59 (sixteen years ago) link

"They're not so much "truly scary" as "truly stupid.""

There are ignorant and racist lyrics in there, but not really any stupid ones. It's a strong song lyrically.

I wonder if this "truly scary" thing means that Geir doesn't like "Midnight Rambler."

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 16 March 2008 01:40 (sixteen years ago) link

ok any nyc person complaining about pizza has to come live here for a year. you'll be begging for famous original polysexual ray's or whatever you're calling it.

s1ocki, Sunday, 16 March 2008 02:39 (sixteen years ago) link

famous original polysexual ray's

Bahahahahahahaahaha

Alex in NYC, Sunday, 16 March 2008 11:34 (sixteen years ago) link

one year passes...

CONFESSION

aaliyah version is the only song to ever make me cry

heave imho (J0rdan S.), Monday, 3 August 2009 09:05 (fifteen years ago) link

^^^real talk

Dr. Morbius or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Ban (Tape Store), Monday, 3 August 2009 09:26 (fifteen years ago) link

well, except i cry all the time, but this one, too

Dr. Morbius or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Ban (Tape Store), Monday, 3 August 2009 09:26 (fifteen years ago) link

How is this "taking sides" thing even a question here?

Aaliyah, obviously.

I just wish he hadn't adopted the "ilxor" moniker (ilxor), Monday, 3 August 2009 15:59 (fifteen years ago) link

three weeks pass...

The male duet partner's vocals on Aaliyah's "Never Givin' Up" on her One in a Million album is the most tortured/torturous singing I've ever heard.

― The Reverend, Sunday, November 25, 2007 1:30 AM (1 year ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

this guy's name is 'Tavarius Polk,' btw

some dude, Saturday, 29 August 2009 13:55 (fifteen years ago) link

five months pass...

So it just finally occurred to me that one of the big ironies of "One In A Million" is that Axl is sort of an immigrant himself in the lyrics -- an outsider who just got off the boat (well, Greyhound bus) in a bizarre new land. Not sure whether anybody's pointed that out before. Also not sure why it took me 22 whole years to notice.

xhuxk, Saturday, 6 February 2010 17:02 (fourteen years ago) link

The order and structure of the lyrics to Guns and Roses's "One in a Million" cleared up any confusion I had about the level of confusion the narrator was experiencing, and struck me as the most intelligent part of the song.

Police matches up with gold chains for sale,
Niggers matches up with bracelets behind back. Out of order.

Immigrants and Faggots lyrics match up, but singer seems to jumble his anger and who he's angry with like a schizophrenic street rant. There isn't any difference between speaking different languages and fucking, It's all wrong and different. "It's all Greek to me" clever gay joke? , or not very clever gay joke.

I was a confused teenager when this came out, and it fit right in with Jane's Addiction and Public Enemy and the early grunge and old punk I was listening to at the time. It also spoke to me. I was tired of being hassled to buy jewelry in front of the 7-11, and the cops, and gay guys coming on to me more often than straight women, and the dudes behind the counter not checking my ID until I questioned the price. Get off my back.

I've been listening to the Aaliyah track for the first time as I've typed this, and don't have much to say. I'll have to give it a chance on a better stereo than my computer. I like the deep R&B feel of it as compared to more expansive pop oriented songs it may have influenced that I've heard since.

Zachary Taylor, Sunday, 7 February 2010 01:38 (fourteen years ago) link

GNR song is all, like:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Za2k5wA3sk

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 7 February 2010 02:29 (fourteen years ago) link

four months pass...

The male duet partner's vocals on Aaliyah's "Never Givin' Up" on her One in a Million album is the most tortured/torturous singing I've ever heard.

― The Reverend, Sunday, November 25, 2007 1:30 AM (1 year ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

this guy's name is 'Tavarius Polk,' btw

― some dude, Saturday, August 29, 2009 6:55 AM Bookmark

lol

Tavarius Polk (The Reverend), Thursday, 17 June 2010 04:54 (fourteen years ago) link

six years pass...

I just listened to GNR's "One in a Million" and it's kind of amazing how fully and perfectly it paints the mental landscape of a typical Trump voter.

Poliopolice, Tuesday, 9 August 2016 17:09 (eight years ago) link

I think there's still a few GNR threads you haven't revived, what's the holdup

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 9 August 2016 17:14 (eight years ago) link

16 years, and i still don't get this board. there's a weird, bubbling hostility beneath 75% of posts

Poliopolice, Tuesday, 9 August 2016 17:20 (eight years ago) link

I wasn't trying to imply that you liked Dionne because she is camp, Chuck, just that I see Dionne's campness as a major point of distinction between her and most millenial R&B - cf. Whitney who was always very camp, or something like Toni Braxton's "Unbreak My Heart' - a huge gay club hit of course. In fact it would be interesting to see someone write about how, despite some exceptions, the last fifteen years have seen R&B inexorably move away from gay male appreciation.
― Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Friday, 22 October 2004 00:18 (11 years ago) Permalink

(three years pass)

"I wasn't trying to imply that you liked Dionne because she is camp, Chuck, just that I see Dionne's campness as a major point of distinction between her and most millenial R&B - cf. Whitney who was always very camp, or something like Toni Braxton's "Unbreak My Heart' - a huge gay club hit of course. In fact it would be interesting to see someone write about how, despite some exceptions, the last fifteen years have seen R&B inexorably move away from gay male appreciation."

I said this three years ago. It would seem that things have perhaps begun to swing the other way, what with Rihanna's last album and now Beyonce working with the Freemasons. If the swing really is on, it'd be interesting to speculate why.

― Tim F, Sunday, November 25, 2007 9:36 AM (8 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

(nine years pass)

I was amused to read the above posts today, given that mainstream R&B has probably never been so plugged into gay male appreciation (sonically and culturally) as in the last few years.

Tim F, Tuesday, 9 August 2016 22:37 (eight years ago) link

16 years, and i still don't get this board. there's a weird, bubbling hostility beneath 75% of posts

in my case it's just weird bubbling hostility to GNR, an awful band composed of awful people

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 9 August 2016 22:58 (eight years ago) link

You know Randy would sing "Immigrants and faggots" with relish on top of some barrelhouse piano.

Would be a good year for this cover.

thrill of transgressin (Eazy), Wednesday, 10 August 2016 20:34 (eight years ago) link

six years pass...

The MAW Main Mix of More Than a Woman is 1am jazz-funk perfection

you can see me from westbury white horse, Friday, 26 August 2022 15:16 (two years ago) link


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