Madonna, meanwhile, has demonstrated time and again that she simply doesn't have what it takes to make it as an actress, "Desperately Seeking Susan" (wherein she basically played herself) notwithstanding.
Cite the bests and your worsts.
Lights....Camera....ACTION:
― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 4 January 2003 04:28 (twenty-three years ago)
― Joe (Joe), Saturday, 4 January 2003 04:36 (twenty-three years ago)
― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 4 January 2003 04:41 (twenty-three years ago)
Most things with Tom Waits are good, though he very rarely gets a big role. He was amusing in the otherwise cheezy/cringe-worthy Mystery Men.
― Ian Johnson (orion), Saturday, 4 January 2003 04:54 (twenty-three years ago)
― Ian Johnson (orion), Saturday, 4 January 2003 04:56 (twenty-three years ago)
― Lord Custos Omega (Lord Custos Omega), Saturday, 4 January 2003 05:00 (twenty-three years ago)
― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Saturday, 4 January 2003 05:05 (twenty-three years ago)
― Joe (Joe), Saturday, 4 January 2003 05:25 (twenty-three years ago)
― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 4 January 2003 05:31 (twenty-three years ago)
― David Allen, Saturday, 4 January 2003 05:36 (twenty-three years ago)
(And, performancewise, Nick Cave et al in WINGS OF DESIRE, Yo La Tengo as Velvet Underground in I SHOT ANDY WARHOL and as street band in THE BOOK OF LIFE, The Yardbirds in BLOW-UP.)
I heard largely positive things about Carrie Brownstein's turn in GROUP. PJ Harvey's okay in THE BOOK OF LIFE. Jello Biafra has a brief turn in TAPEHEADS that's fine. Rollins was fine in his brief turn in LOST HIGHWAY.
D: the entire cast of HALF-COCKED. every industrial band to appear in an apocalyptic/dystopian flick. And the clips I've seen of the Flaming Lips movie look pretty awful. And Ice-T, JOHNNY MNEMONIC. (Plus oh my god look up his career in IMDB. Guess who was in JOHN WAYNE BOBBITT'S FRANKENPENIS?)
― doug (doug), Saturday, 4 January 2003 08:41 (twenty-three years ago)
― felicity (felicity), Saturday, 4 January 2003 08:43 (twenty-three years ago)
― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 4 January 2003 08:46 (twenty-three years ago)
Felicity is very very OTM with Jimmy Cliff as well.
― doug (doug), Saturday, 4 January 2003 08:54 (twenty-three years ago)
― Mr. Diamond (diamond), Saturday, 4 January 2003 09:25 (twenty-three years ago)
― weatheringdaleson (weatheringdaleson), Saturday, 4 January 2003 09:40 (twenty-three years ago)
― dave q, Saturday, 4 January 2003 11:07 (twenty-three years ago)
― Siegbran (eofor), Saturday, 4 January 2003 15:35 (twenty-three years ago)
Search : Bowie and Sakamoto in Merry Xmas, Mr. Lawrence
― bahtology, Saturday, 4 January 2003 16:45 (twenty-three years ago)
Neither Search nor Destroy Fire Walk With Me. It is what it is, and you'll like it or hate it based on Bowie-irrelevant factors. It's pointless to watch it if you're not a Twin Peaks fan, and probably frustrating if you are.
Search: Labyrinth, if you dig Muppets.
The Linguini Incident, if you dig caper movies (this is actually my favorite Bowie movie).
The Man Who Fell To Earth, if you want to have sex with me (likewise, file under Destroy if you don't want to have sex with me and I happen to be in the room: I've never seen this movie. I've tried to see this movie many times. Every single time I put it in with the intent of watching it, I end up having sex and missing the whole thing. I trust the kind folk of ILXor not to abuse this.)
The Hunger, if you dig stylish pre-Lost Boys vampire movies.
Last Temptation of Christ, if you honk because you have an ironic crush on Jesus. Okay, maybe this is technically my favorite Bowie movie, but his role (Pontius Pilate) is very small.
Peace on Earth/Little Drummer Boy. Not a movie, but a video with dialogue and such at the beginning, so hey. Close enough. Bowie is just fine here, but watch for the thrilling and amazing performance by Bing Crosby as someone who has heard of David Bowie. Breathtaking.
Destroy:
Basquiat. I just plain didn't like the movie, it fell flat. Bowie wasn't horrible as Warhol, but I think any portrayal of Warhol is going to come across as caricature, and his certainly didn't make any real attempt to avoid that. If the movie had had a different tone, that might have worked.
Mr Rice's Secret. It's probably not a terrible movie, but it bores the shit out of me every time it comes on HBO Family and I flip to it half an hour or so in.
Absolute Beginners. Great title song, one of my favorite Bowie tunes, but the movie's just dull.
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Other folks. Search - Tom Waits in Fishing With John (all right, not a film, a television show), Ice Cube in Three Kings and Boyz in the Hood, Mark Wahlberg in Three Kings and Basketball Diaries (and I thought Fear and Rockstar were popcorn fun), Donnie Wahlberg in The Sixth Sense and Southie, and hell, everyone doug mentioned.
Maybe Search Sting in Brimstone and Treacle, but it's pretty much only worth doing if you plan to be drunk and just sit there going, "Sting, you're eeeeevil! Stop being eeeeevil!" which is only funny five times if you don't keep drinking.
Destroy Madonna (except Desperately Seeking Susan) and Mariah, but although Crossroads was amazingly dull, Britney wasn't any worse than the material, so she might end up being perfectly fine in a different movie.
― Tep (ktepi), Saturday, 4 January 2003 17:32 (twenty-three years ago)
― Tep (ktepi), Saturday, 4 January 2003 17:34 (twenty-three years ago)
― Vinnie (vprabhu), Saturday, 4 January 2003 18:02 (twenty-three years ago)
― Nate Patrin (Nate Patrin), Saturday, 4 January 2003 18:29 (twenty-three years ago)
But destroy Phantom Planet. And Rooney.
― dub you hell (wl), Saturday, 4 January 2003 18:50 (twenty-three years ago)
Destroy: Sting in Dune!
― Jordan (Jordan), Saturday, 4 January 2003 19:52 (twenty-three years ago)
― Micheline Gros-Jean (Micheline), Saturday, 4 January 2003 19:59 (twenty-three years ago)
― matt riedl (veal), Saturday, 4 January 2003 21:07 (twenty-three years ago)
― Graham (graham), Saturday, 4 January 2003 23:30 (twenty-three years ago)
Ok, Madonna can't act, but would we have gotten that Sondheim album out of her if not for Dick Tracy?
― gabbneb, Saturday, 4 January 2003 23:39 (twenty-three years ago)
― Lord Custos Omega (Lord Custos Omega), Sunday, 5 January 2003 01:59 (twenty-three years ago)
Bowie is cool as f**k in TMWFTO, so search that.
Destroy: Anything with Sting in it. What a pranny.
― chris sallis, Sunday, 5 January 2003 02:13 (twenty-three years ago)
How about Su Tissue in Something Wild. Paul Simon in One Trick Pony, it wasn't anything special as a film but he did a good enough job in the lead (much harder than the bit parts most of these roles are).
― nickn (nickn), Sunday, 5 January 2003 07:30 (twenty-three years ago)
― paul cox (paul cox), Sunday, 5 January 2003 07:40 (twenty-three years ago)
― Amateurist (amateurist), Sunday, 5 January 2003 07:50 (twenty-three years ago)
― Sean (Sean), Sunday, 5 January 2003 07:56 (twenty-three years ago)
― Leee (Leee), Sunday, 5 January 2003 08:08 (twenty-three years ago)
God yes. I think both Flea and Meatloaf are better actors than musicians.
― original bgm, Sunday, 5 January 2003 08:08 (twenty-three years ago)
― daria g, Sunday, 5 January 2003 08:20 (twenty-three years ago)
― paul cox (paul cox), Sunday, 5 January 2003 08:46 (twenty-three years ago)
― Arthur (Arthur), Sunday, 5 January 2003 17:11 (twenty-three years ago)
― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Sunday, 5 January 2003 19:43 (twenty-three years ago)
meat loaf is good in everything (fite club, spice world...)
― mark s (mark s), Sunday, 5 January 2003 21:54 (twenty-three years ago)
Destroy: Morrissey in that Brookside spin-off, 'South'.
― James Ball (James Ball), Monday, 6 January 2003 13:48 (twenty-three years ago)
― dave225 (Dave225), Monday, 6 January 2003 13:57 (twenty-three years ago)
― mark s (mark s), Monday, 6 January 2003 14:01 (twenty-three years ago)
In fact, between Fishbone, Sam & Dave, & Jello Biafra, Tapeheads is jam packed with muso cameos.
― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 6 January 2003 14:13 (twenty-three years ago)
― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 6 January 2003 14:53 (twenty-three years ago)
D: any and all vehicles, esp. those starring Dolly Parton (except 9to5, I love Dolly, but that one with James Woods is just slightly worse than the one Stallone)
― Horace Mann, Monday, 6 January 2003 15:00 (twenty-three years ago)
search or destroy? (both?)
― Justyn Dillingham (Justyn Dillingham), Monday, 6 January 2003 19:45 (twenty-three years ago)
Especially search D. Wahlberg in Diamond Men.
Search: Marshall Crenshaw as Buddy Holly in La Bamba; Queen Latifah in Chicago; Greg Dulli in Monument Ave.
Destroy: Courtney Love in Basquiat.
― j.lu (j.lu), Monday, 6 January 2003 22:41 (twenty-three years ago)
SEARCH: Ian Dury is "the Cook, the Thief, his Wife, her Lover".
― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 6 January 2003 22:48 (twenty-three years ago)
Witness the Godfather's utterance of his greatest line: "Eat shit, bird dick."
BIRD DICK.
Think about it, it makes NO SENSE. Birds don't even have dicks...
― Shakey Mo Collier, Monday, 6 January 2003 23:09 (twenty-three years ago)
― Joe (Joe), Monday, 6 January 2003 23:28 (twenty-three years ago)
― Lord Custos Omega (Lord Custos Omega), Tuesday, 7 January 2003 13:38 (twenty-three years ago)
― mark s (mark s), Tuesday, 7 January 2003 13:41 (twenty-three years ago)
― Lord Custos Omega (Lord Custos Omega), Tuesday, 7 January 2003 13:44 (twenty-three years ago)
― mark s (mark s), Tuesday, 7 January 2003 14:07 (twenty-three years ago)
― Justyn Dillingham (Justyn Dillingham), Tuesday, 7 January 2003 14:58 (twenty-three years ago)
― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Tuesday, 7 January 2003 14:59 (twenty-three years ago)
― mark s (mark s), Tuesday, 7 January 2003 15:02 (twenty-three years ago)
avian genitalia (scroll down, no pictures THANK GOD)
― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 7 January 2003 15:04 (twenty-three years ago)
― christoff (christoff), Tuesday, 7 January 2003 15:07 (twenty-three years ago)
― nathalie (nathalie), Tuesday, 7 January 2003 15:17 (twenty-three years ago)
Any recommendations in particular?
I would give money to see Donut Bitch and Jake Anderson in a road movie.
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 8 January 2003 02:26 (twenty-three years ago)
― bob snoom, Wednesday, 8 January 2003 13:53 (twenty-three years ago)
― Sean (Sean), Wednesday, 8 January 2003 13:57 (twenty-three years ago)
And whatever the name of that movie that stars Ad-Rock and the dude from X riding motorcycles across the country, I think it's called Road to El Dorado, but I remember that phrase in particular 'cause there's a part where Ad-Rock yells while they're riding "Is this the road to El Dorado?", and I swear to God it might as well be a Beasties chorus. Search that muthafucka.
― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 8 January 2003 14:44 (twenty-three years ago)
Also, search whatever the movie is that stars Black Thought and the rest of The Roots that kinda involves a jungle-fever love story and a Rasta/Zionist-Jewish gang warfare factor, whatever it's called.
God dang, I really can't remember the names of movies for shit.
― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 8 January 2003 14:48 (twenty-three years ago)
And whatever the name of that movie that stars Ad-Rock and the dude from X riding motorcycles across the country"Roadside Prophets"
..And Iggy in Pete & Pete as Mr Mecklenburg - classic. (What a show... when will it all be released on home video?)
― dave225 (Dave225), Wednesday, 8 January 2003 14:53 (twenty-three years ago)
― Horace Mann, Wednesday, 8 January 2003 14:55 (twenty-three years ago)
― zebedee, Wednesday, 8 January 2003 15:02 (twenty-three years ago)
― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 8 January 2003 15:04 (twenty-three years ago)
― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 8 January 2003 16:36 (twenty-three years ago)
― Horace Mann, Wednesday, 8 January 2003 16:40 (twenty-three years ago)
Thanks for the reminder on "Roadside Prophets", which was pretty cool...it has BOTH Cusacks AND Dennis Hopper in it!
And I actually thought LL was pretty grebt in Toys.
― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 8 January 2003 16:45 (twenty-three years ago)
― Callum (Callum), Wednesday, 8 January 2003 16:52 (twenty-three years ago)
should TV be another thread?
― Horace Mann, Wednesday, 8 January 2003 16:56 (twenty-three years ago)
― Kerry (dymaxia), Wednesday, 8 January 2003 16:56 (twenty-three years ago)
simutaneous with above! Joey Ramone is Roadkill
― Horace Mann, Wednesday, 8 January 2003 16:58 (twenty-three years ago)
― Dadaismus (Dada), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 14:01 (twenty-two years ago)
― rw, Wednesday, 9 July 2003 15:31 (twenty-two years ago)
Willie Nelson as the small role as the songwriter in "Wag the Dog" and his role in the "Electric Horsemen" are both good, but not much of a stretch.
― earlnash, Wednesday, 9 July 2003 15:38 (twenty-two years ago)
― Felcher (Felcher), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 15:49 (twenty-two years ago)
― Tom Breihan (Tom Breihan), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 16:48 (twenty-two years ago)
― John Bullabaugh (John Bullabaugh), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 19:46 (twenty-two years ago)
― Sengai, Wednesday, 9 July 2003 19:49 (twenty-two years ago)
too bad theatres can't offer the c & c vignettes a la carte: pay $2.50 for gza/rza/bill murray, see if you can get a two-fer on cate blanchett and steve coogan/alfred molina, skip the rest
― common_person (common_person), Monday, 31 May 2004 15:36 (twenty-one years ago)
― latebloomer (latebloomer), Monday, 31 May 2004 20:24 (twenty-one years ago)
― Ian Christe (Ian Christe), Monday, 31 May 2004 21:34 (twenty-one years ago)
― theodore fogelsanger, Monday, 31 May 2004 21:51 (twenty-one years ago)
The Untouchables and Zander Schloss were essential in Repo Man. Mr. Costello less so in the subsequent Straight to Hell. But the Pogues were awesome. But Courtney Love wasn't.
― Matt Maxwell (Matt M.), Tuesday, 1 June 2004 01:42 (twenty-one years ago)
― ailsa (ailsa), Tuesday, 1 June 2004 19:54 (twenty-one years ago)
― Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 1 June 2004 20:04 (twenty-one years ago)
Perry, Mos was just on HBO in a new flick, too. (Something The Lord Made) It being cable, it will prolly be on a million times.
― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Tuesday, 1 June 2004 20:06 (twenty-one years ago)
― common_person (common_person), Tuesday, 1 June 2004 20:15 (twenty-one years ago)
― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Tuesday, 1 June 2004 20:16 (twenty-one years ago)
― Arthur (Arthur), Tuesday, 1 June 2004 20:24 (twenty-one years ago)
Search: Tom Waits in 'Ironweed.'
Destroy: Another vote for Ice-T. He has got to be one of the worst actors of all time.
Another reason to search out 'The Hunger' is it has one of the best sex scenes between Susan Sarandon and Catherine Denuve. I wore out that VHS tape when I was a kid.
― shookout (shookout), Tuesday, 1 June 2004 22:07 (twenty-one years ago)
Rick Wakeman in Lisztomania was mentioned on that Tommy vs. the Wall thread - now that's a funny performance.
― Shakey Mo Collier, Tuesday, 1 June 2004 22:12 (twenty-one years ago)
OTM.
― latebloomer (latebloomer), Tuesday, 1 June 2004 23:47 (twenty-one years ago)
― shookout (shookout), Wednesday, 2 June 2004 01:05 (twenty-one years ago)
― Ian G, Wednesday, 2 June 2004 01:25 (twenty-one years ago)
― Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Wednesday, 2 June 2004 01:47 (twenty-one years ago)
Another Big D. for Ice-T.
― John Bullabaugh (John Bullabaugh), Wednesday, 2 June 2004 04:14 (twenty-one years ago)
― Morley Timmons (Donna Brown), Wednesday, 2 June 2004 04:24 (twenty-one years ago)
― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 2 June 2004 08:12 (twenty-one years ago)
― Unknown User, Wednesday, 2 June 2004 12:56 (twenty-one years ago)
― Dadaismus (Dada), Wednesday, 2 June 2004 12:59 (twenty-one years ago)
― sexyDancer, Wednesday, 2 June 2004 14:08 (twenty-one years ago)
Harry Connick, Frank Sinatra, Mark Wahlberg have all given performances that I liked more than any music they'd ever recorded.
― Myonga Von Bontee (Myonga Von Bontee), Wednesday, 2 June 2004 14:24 (twenty-one years ago)
― Dadaismus (Dada), Wednesday, 2 June 2004 14:27 (twenty-one years ago)
― sexyDancer, Wednesday, 2 June 2004 14:29 (twenty-one years ago)
Sinatra is superb in "Tony Rome". But better than anything he's recorded? I don't think so. When you grow up, you'll understand.
― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 2 June 2004 17:44 (twenty-one years ago)
― briania (briania), Wednesday, 2 June 2004 18:14 (twenty-one years ago)
I was under the impression Myonga was somewhat older than both you and I, Tuomas (and I'm 33).
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 2 June 2004 18:35 (twenty-one years ago)
jagger AND david johansen in freejack... johansen also in let it ride and scrooged... etc etc...
what... no tina turner for mad max beyond thunda dome?!?! raggedy man!m.
― msp, Wednesday, 2 June 2004 18:52 (twenty-one years ago)
― BrianB (BrianB), Wednesday, 2 June 2004 19:01 (twenty-one years ago)
― sexyDancer, Wednesday, 2 June 2004 19:09 (twenty-one years ago)
― tylero (tylero), Thursday, 3 June 2004 09:37 (twenty-one years ago)
― Dadaismus (Dada), Thursday, 3 June 2004 09:41 (twenty-one years ago)
― ailsa (ailsa), Thursday, 3 June 2004 11:01 (twenty-one years ago)
― ailsa (ailsa), Thursday, 3 June 2004 11:02 (twenty-one years ago)
― jesus nathalie (nathalie), Thursday, 3 June 2004 11:03 (twenty-one years ago)
― ailsa (ailsa), Thursday, 3 June 2004 11:04 (twenty-one years ago)
― Bobby Peru (Bobby Peru), Saturday, 14 May 2005 02:05 (twenty years ago)