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Okay, just type the first thing that pops into your head. Or if you need help, search around the room you are in and combine a few words/objects.

I'll start:
Johnny Funtime and the Sing-Song Boys

― Oops (Oops), Tuesday, 4 February 2003 20:43 (twenty-three years ago)

Quinsong Flah (the newest signing to Kranky).

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 4 February 2003 20:44 (twenty-three years ago)

Johnny Funtime and the Sing-Song Boys are objects in the room around you? Where are you?

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 4 February 2003 20:46 (twenty-three years ago)

Frame dog and the dangling fake monkey.

― dave225 (Dave225), Tuesday, 4 February 2003 20:47 (twenty-three years ago)

ceramic parrot

― pauls00, Tuesday, 4 February 2003 20:48 (twenty-three years ago)

I didn't need no help, horace

― Oops (Oops), Tuesday, 4 February 2003 20:49 (twenty-three years ago)

craftwork!

― janni (janni), Tuesday, 4 February 2003 20:50 (twenty-three years ago)

Huge Piles of Boring Rubbish Insurance Paperwork

hm...
(Okay, I'm gonna say 'no' to the 'stuff in the room' idea, and just bust one out...)

Stereosodium Glutemate

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 4 February 2003 20:50 (twenty-three years ago)

okay, I was just thinking that you were in a way better room than I am. To wit:

Doorknob & the Funky Fax Machines.

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 4 February 2003 20:50 (twenty-three years ago)

GHOST OF TOAST

― Curtis Stephens, Tuesday, 4 February 2003 20:53 (twenty-three years ago)

Soren? Soren? SORENNNNNN?!?!

― William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Tuesday, 4 February 2003 20:58 (twenty-three years ago)

Blandsdale Blatchford and The Ha-Ha-Has

― William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Tuesday, 4 February 2003 20:59 (twenty-three years ago)

The Original Unoriginals

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 4 February 2003 21:01 (twenty-three years ago)

the grumps

― tinobeat (tinobeat), Tuesday, 4 February 2003 21:03 (twenty-three years ago)

Your Mom's Thighs...

I heard their opening for Men Without Hats

― Oops (Oops), Tuesday, 4 February 2003 21:05 (twenty-three years ago)

I also heard they're isn't spelled t-h-e-i-r

― Oops (Oops), Tuesday, 4 February 2003 21:06 (twenty-three years ago)

Auramone.

....and The Horse You Rode In On.

― christoff (christoff), Tuesday, 4 February 2003 21:06 (twenty-three years ago)

grand pooper

― chaki (chaki), Tuesday, 4 February 2003 21:07 (twenty-three years ago)

Oops rocks.

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 4 February 2003 21:07 (twenty-three years ago)

Cockgoblins Rally for Piece

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 4 February 2003 21:12 (twenty-three years ago)

The Oziums

― Aaron A., Tuesday, 4 February 2003 21:14 (twenty-three years ago)

the new amputation nightmare

(im acutlly considering calling my new band this)

― juiceboxxx, Tuesday, 4 February 2003 21:15 (twenty-three years ago)

i miss the meatls

― jones (actual), Tuesday, 4 February 2003 21:16 (twenty-three years ago)

Infinite Cubicle

― Oops (Oops), Tuesday, 4 February 2003 21:19 (twenty-three years ago)

Waxx and Wayne
it's 2 MCs

― TB, Tuesday, 4 February 2003 21:20 (twenty-three years ago)

We Play Music to Get Pussy

Agnostic Snobs

You Remind Me of My Fecal Matter

― Oops (Oops), Tuesday, 4 February 2003 21:22 (twenty-three years ago)

Teen Fundy

― Aaron A., Tuesday, 4 February 2003 21:25 (twenty-three years ago)

Papal Bloodlust

Tax Exempt

You Wouldn't Know Them
"so what's your favorite band?"

― Oops (Oops), Tuesday, 4 February 2003 21:27 (twenty-three years ago)

ray charles time

― chaki (chaki), Tuesday, 4 February 2003 21:29 (twenty-three years ago)

Goofin' Hegel

― Aaron A., Tuesday, 4 February 2003 21:32 (twenty-three years ago)

Obsequious Turtle

Labial Shift

The Harry Phage

Fluvial Asp

― christoff (christoff), Tuesday, 4 February 2003 21:39 (twenty-three years ago)

large fluffy apple juices and the fubar set
lf, ag, and the fs
el fag and the f's
elf hag and the spliffs
naughty elbows
danger taste on golden pond
m.

― msp, Tuesday, 4 February 2003 21:46 (twenty-three years ago)

Malhalabanphanics

Ponkles!

Jufty

― Chriddof (Chriddof), Tuesday, 4 February 2003 22:53 (twenty-three years ago)

Twee-Rex.

― Rayas_Blancas, Tuesday, 4 February 2003 23:09 (twenty-three years ago)

Papa's Delicate Condition

**bonus points for those who catch the reference**

― Oops (Oops), Tuesday, 4 February 2003 23:11 (twenty-three years ago)

Pearl Jam II

― Jacob2 (Jaacob), Tuesday, 4 February 2003 23:15 (twenty-three years ago)

Nice arse!

Phwoar!

Whats her name?

― gaz (gaz), Tuesday, 4 February 2003 23:18 (twenty-three years ago)

Suchin Pak and the Pak-tones

― Famous Athlete, Tuesday, 4 February 2003 23:26 (twenty-three years ago)

Cuba Swerve (grebo)
The Great Devoid (paisley underground)
YunsdhireUlx (funkstorung sideproject)

― Dr. Annabel Lies (Michael Kelly), Tuesday, 4 February 2003 23:34 (twenty-three years ago)

The White Strokes

― B.Rad (Brad), Tuesday, 4 February 2003 23:37 (twenty-three years ago)

Orthodox Plebgasm

― Ferg (Ferg), Wednesday, 5 February 2003 00:08 (twenty-three years ago)

ska band: Skarl Winslow.

― TB, Wednesday, 5 February 2003 00:23 (twenty-three years ago)

The Autelcas
The Cielos
Motrin Like Candy
20th Century Limited
The War on Jazz
The Double Rockers
The Universal Frequencies
The Kitten Heels
The Space Race

― derrick (derrick), Wednesday, 5 February 2003 06:42 (twenty-three years ago)

Warp Drive
Rigal 4
Ready Room
The Cardassians
The Borg
7 of 9
Jabba the hut
Data
number 1
holodeck
fishfoof
butter run
Enterptse
butter

― A Nairn (moretap), Wednesday, 5 February 2003 06:48 (twenty-three years ago)

Worf Drive

― A Nairn (moretap), Wednesday, 5 February 2003 06:49 (twenty-three years ago)

Not Quite Right (someone just said it to me)

"Hi, we're Not Quite Right and this is 'Terrible'"

― Charlie (Charlie), Wednesday, 5 February 2003 06:51 (twenty-three years ago)

Phil Spector Eat World. or how bout Britney Eat World. wait no, i got it: And you will know us by the trail of EAT WORLD

― hector, Wednesday, 5 February 2003 08:45 (twenty-three years ago)

White Courtesy Phone

FWIW, Charlie there actually was a band called The Not Quite

― Chris Barrus (xibalba), Wednesday, 5 February 2003 10:22 (twenty-three years ago)

The Unplanned Pregnancies

or if I could get a female lead singer ...

Nancy & the Unplanned Pregnancies

― zaxxon25 (zaxxon25), Wednesday, 5 February 2003 14:07 (twenty-three years ago)

Screen Kiss.

The Pathetic Fallacies.

The Tritones.

― Kate Dornan, Wednesday, 5 February 2003 14:19 (twenty-three years ago)

Boktoi Destroyer

Sahl Hype

Looptik Swizzle

― christoff (christoff), Wednesday, 5 February 2003 14:32 (twenty-three years ago)

Vas Deferens and the Ejaculates

― Chris V. (Chris V), Wednesday, 5 February 2003 14:35 (twenty-three years ago)

Nixon Cynical and the Sheah...Rights.

The elipsis is crucial to the name.

― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Wednesday, 5 February 2003 14:43 (twenty-three years ago)

The Utopian Tubes

― Roger Fascist (Roger Fascist), Wednesday, 5 February 2003 15:03 (twenty-three years ago)

Stacks Of CDs

― JoB (JoB), Wednesday, 5 February 2003 15:23 (twenty-three years ago)

Sex With Children

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, 5 February 2003 16:14 (twenty-three years ago)

Minus Daisy

Plekthoid

Spring Wind Gabriel

― Colin O, Wednesday, 5 February 2003 16:22 (twenty-three years ago)

Pantomime of the Falling Huron

― fletrejet, Wednesday, 5 February 2003 16:25 (twenty-three years ago)

Cumon
Aerogina
Swang
Cushy Whip
Hewjon
Perestroika!
Wet All Over
Shovey
The Hang Boys
The Nutcracker Sweet
Uhnnh!
Softlock
Only If Your Lonely

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 5 February 2003 16:33 (twenty-three years ago)

Hitler and the Singing Shits

― Roger Fascist (Roger Fascist), Wednesday, 5 February 2003 16:35 (twenty-three years ago)

My Fuzzy Nuts on Your Dashboard

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 5 February 2003 16:58 (twenty-three years ago)

Genital Clams

― Carey (Carey), Wednesday, 5 February 2003 17:22 (twenty-three years ago)

random phallus

bestial frolics

― the internet (scg), Wednesday, 5 February 2003 17:33 (twenty-three years ago)

the grey flaps

― the internet (scg), Wednesday, 5 February 2003 17:34 (twenty-three years ago)

Sex With Children
What instruments will Gary Glitter and Jonathan King play in yer new band?

― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Wednesday, 5 February 2003 17:54 (twenty-three years ago)

euwww...on second thought...don't answer that.

― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Wednesday, 5 February 2003 17:54 (twenty-three years ago)

Support Our Heroin Habit

― Oops (Oops), Wednesday, 5 February 2003 18:01 (twenty-three years ago)

One Syllable Names:

Squish
Pong
Plead
Kong
Tube
Croc
Ploop or Plop
Cite
Tact
Harsh

Naughty Ones:
Krahp
Kauk
Fvck
Cum

Damn, I checked at AMG and half of these are already taken

― Oops (Oops), Wednesday, 5 February 2003 18:16 (twenty-three years ago)

How about making people sound like idiots or foreigners when they pronounce your band's name:

The Beat Tells
The Rawling Stoons
Moody Vawters
Starry O Lab
The Baych Boys
My El's Dove Is

― Oops (Oops), Wednesday, 5 February 2003 18:21 (twenty-three years ago)

96 Lipbalms
Burton's Finger Scotch
Antifroissement
Strato 35mm
Fragments Of De Stijl
This Placeholder's Saving Grace

― Poppy (poppy), Wednesday, 5 February 2003 18:29 (twenty-three years ago)

F region

n : the highest region of the ionosphere (from 90 to 600 miles up) that contains the highest concentration of free electrons and is most useful for long-range radio transmission

I imagine some German techno artist with this one

― Oops (Oops), Wednesday, 5 February 2003 18:35 (twenty-three years ago)

Chippy Chapman and The Brown Beaver Band
Tickle The Clit

― Chris V. (Chris V), Wednesday, 5 February 2003 18:50 (twenty-three years ago)

Idontwannatalkaboutit

― Oops (Oops), Wednesday, 5 February 2003 18:57 (twenty-three years ago)

MASS:DEBATE

― the internet (scg), Wednesday, 5 February 2003 19:11 (twenty-three years ago)

Foreign Kitchen, the latest Raina Maria copyists.

― Callum (Callum), Wednesday, 5 February 2003 20:05 (twenty-three years ago)

The Blank Discs

Modem

8-way Hub

The i1X0rz

― phil jones (interstar), Wednesday, 5 February 2003 20:41 (twenty-three years ago)

Johnny and the Selfish Schmoozers
T. Bag
Headlining
Show's Been Cancelled

― janni (janni), Wednesday, 5 February 2003 20:51 (twenty-three years ago)

taking a cue from janni, here's a couple for those w/low expectations:

Opening Act
Hack
Dropped from Label

― Oops (Oops), Wednesday, 5 February 2003 20:56 (twenty-three years ago)

Singer/Songwriter

― Oops (Oops), Wednesday, 5 February 2003 20:57 (twenty-three years ago)

Diane Warren's Missing Talent

...and a name that's built to pull in the crowds:

Free Porn!

― janni (janni), Wednesday, 5 February 2003 21:12 (twenty-three years ago)

Alt:Control

Fatal Error

The Post-Its

LOL OL

Synesthesis

― JP Almeida (JP Almeida), Wednesday, 5 February 2003 23:55 (twenty-three years ago)

Here's my batch of really bad garage band names:

Dame Edna
Cassius Mandela and the White Apologists
The Talents
The Vulgar Voles
Fatlip
The Psychedelic Playground
Hendrisk
The Stoned Alone
Curseweather
Fox Pass
Jimmy & The Jeepsters

Why is it this such stupid fun?

― squirrel_police, Thursday, 6 February 2003 00:54 (twenty-three years ago)

Bingo Bango and Them Accordion Boys
Byzantine Chinchilla

― Bruce Urquhart (Bruce Urquhart), Thursday, 6 February 2003 01:06 (twenty-three years ago)

Clam Idea
Browsercrash
You Need More Windows
PS2

― janni (janni), Thursday, 6 February 2003 01:15 (twenty-three years ago)

10t2 o'#eh 113tt52

― A Nairn (moretap), Thursday, 6 February 2003 02:27 (twenty-three years ago)

Around 1992 we had fun inventing names inspired by mighty 'ardkore japesters Altern 8. Being, er, 16 at the time, our winneres were:

Masturb 8
Fornic 8
Veget 8

and the winner?

Beer Cr 8

eyethangyew.

― Charlie (Charlie), Thursday, 6 February 2003 02:45 (twenty-three years ago)

"You Need More Windows"

Mind if I borrow this one?

― Curtis Stephens, Thursday, 6 February 2003 02:57 (twenty-three years ago)

May I call my band Twee-Rex? I just love that.

― Adam A. (Keiko), Thursday, 6 February 2003 03:16 (twenty-three years ago)

an old man fashioning a kayak from a log

― minna (minna), Thursday, 6 February 2003 05:12 (twenty-three years ago)

Plaster Paris

― Ryan McKay (Ryan McKay), Thursday, 6 February 2003 05:33 (twenty-three years ago)

*Byzantine Chinchilla*
I want this one, Bruce.

― weatheringdaleson (weatheringdaleson), Thursday, 6 February 2003 09:05 (twenty-three years ago)

Squamous Creams
Mandelbra Set
Cherryoak Door

― weatheringdaleson (weatheringdaleson), Thursday, 6 February 2003 09:11 (twenty-three years ago)

Rudgemonger

― Slump Man (Slump Man), Thursday, 6 February 2003 14:36 (twenty-three years ago)

"Various Artists"

― Evan (Evan), Thursday, 6 February 2003 14:40 (twenty-three years ago)

Curtis: go right ahead! :)

in honour of Mr. Gaiman, there's always "Warning! Contains Language!"

and don't forget "Sold Out!"

― janni (janni), Thursday, 6 February 2003 17:57 (twenty-three years ago)

feel free, weatheringdaleson, to unleash the might of byzantine chinchilla

― Bruce Urquhart (Bruce Urquhart), Thursday, 6 February 2003 19:29 (twenty-three years ago)

I too fancy 'byzantine chinchilla' It both looks and sounds cool.

― Oops (Oops), Thursday, 6 February 2003 19:30 (twenty-three years ago)

Taking Sides: The Byzantine Chinchillas vs thew Constantinople Ermines...FITE!

Sounds like a battle between two gay college football teams.

― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Thursday, 6 February 2003 19:40 (twenty-three years ago)

It's Istanbul, not Constantinople.

couldn't resist.

― Bruce Urquhart (Bruce Urquhart), Friday, 7 February 2003 04:08 (twenty-three years ago)

Slippery Pete and the OhNoYouDidn'ts

― Oops (Oops), Friday, 7 February 2003 15:43 (twenty-three years ago)

SoapDroppers, Anon.
Jim(my) Froggy Frog
Wings of Honeymayonnaise
D-Cell Brass Band
The PopperStoppers

― janni (janni), Friday, 7 February 2003 15:47 (twenty-three years ago)

Thyroid Storm Protocol

― Kate Dornan, Friday, 7 February 2003 16:13 (twenty-three years ago)

Cobalt Johnny and the Negative Square Root of Pi.
The Unindicted Co-Conspirators.
Flan.
Ew. (Tom Ewing's solo project.)
Teens With the Courage to Give.
The Christgaus.

― Neudonym, Friday, 7 February 2003 17:26 (twenty-three years ago)

how about just plain "Christgau"? :)

Manejese Con Cuidado
Haxx0r
R0xx0r
ILX0r
S3xx0r
Mexicorn! (could play with Japancakes...)
Sammich
The Plosives
LoveAirBoy
Can't (actually, only useful for Can tributes)

― janni (janni), Friday, 7 February 2003 18:02 (twenty-three years ago)

The Twee Huggers
John Major's Bastards
John Cougar Melancholy

TMFTML
http://intonation.blogspot.com

― TMFTML (TMFTML), Friday, 7 February 2003 19:18 (twenty-three years ago)

Custos: Taking Sides: The Byzantine Chinchillas vs the Constantinople Ermines...FITE!
Bruce: It's Istanbul, not Constantinople. couldn't resist.
Custos: Nah...the Istanbul Dromedaries moved to a new city and became the Damascus Dromedaries.

― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Saturday, 8 February 2003 02:56 (twenty-three years ago)

CRISP FOOT

― Curtis Stephens, Saturday, 8 February 2003 23:45 (twenty-three years ago)

Stereo Teens. It was the name of a pr0n spam I got the other week, and I love it.

― Trayce (trayce), Saturday, 8 February 2003 23:53 (twenty-three years ago)

Porn Spam

― Oops (Oops), Sunday, 9 February 2003 00:10 (twenty-three years ago)

five months pass...

Hellacopter Gelatine
Biscuits & Foam
The Feather In the Jar
Smileyface Sledgehammer
Apple Aquarium
Quicksilver Apples

― John Bullabaugh (John Bullabaugh), Monday, 4 August 2003 18:22 (twenty-two years ago)

I've come to the realization that I'm fucking sick and tired of all these shitty "cute" band names that are so popular nowadays.

Drummachine, some brown noise, a little screaming, throw in a moog playing a poppy melody and call your band "The haircomb dairyfactories" and you're immediately releasing kvlt 7"s on every shitty hip indielabel in America and Japan.

Sorry, I've just been visiting a lot of crap label's websites and listening to lots of really bad bands lately. I think it's time to return to the safe womb of my CD collection for a few days.

― Øystein Holm-Olsen (Øystein H-O), Monday, 4 August 2003 18:32 (twenty-two years ago)

my band actually used to be called "various artists", then we were "used jet trash" now we're "the digital whales"
i always liked "oh, just some band"

― Felcher (Felcher), Monday, 4 August 2003 18:41 (twenty-two years ago)

The Misconstrued Malfeasances
Porky Jorge and the New Phlegmatic Orchestra of Old Caledonia

― oops (Oops), Monday, 4 August 2003 19:23 (twenty-two years ago)

Permanent Wood
(Derived from the permanent marker resting on my scanner and a pencil from the Shadow Wood golf course resting next to the marker)

― Bruce Urquhart (Bruce Urquhart), Monday, 4 August 2003 19:34 (twenty-two years ago)

systed twister
sock of fleegles (these are both from Toni Aimone)
numbutal social (great for cowboy drug rock)
Skalacaust (great for a ska/black metal band)
candle stand (bosh prog-metal band)
Hamster of the Forest
(not sure why, but I'd go see this band. hamster is so inviting)

― Brandon Welch (Brandon Welch), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 03:38 (twenty-two years ago)

Seem Ripper
Glitterbox

― j.lu (j.lu), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 03:52 (twenty-two years ago)

(I don't care if these already exist)
Bumblefuck
Podunk
Backwater
Bufu
Delitescence

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 08:33 (twenty-two years ago)

roman doomerals
a likewise explanation of physics and mary
the motel candlewasters

― H.D. Fantasia, Tuesday, 5 August 2003 18:57 (twenty-two years ago)

bukkake lovefist

beat takashi

kegel exercise

― williamtell (williamtell), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 19:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Chewkake

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 19:14 (twenty-two years ago)

Lloyd Jesus

Charles Babbage and the Organ Grinders

― Dale the Titled (cprek), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 19:27 (twenty-two years ago)

cockle racket
the dimensional warp generators
compulsion to post
north west tomorrow
rising bridge
luther blissett

― peter james, Wednesday, 6 August 2003 13:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Patchwerk!

― person#0 (person#0), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 13:39 (twenty-two years ago)

nine months pass...

I want the world to have a good band named The Dirty Pillows.

― Øystein H-O (Øystein H-O), Monday, 10 May 2004 17:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Johnny Spackle and the Grout

― m.e.a. (m.e.a.), Monday, 10 May 2004 18:34 (twenty-two years ago)

The Vermicious Knids

― holojames (holojames), Monday, 10 May 2004 18:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Bollocks! They already exist.

― holojames (holojames), Monday, 10 May 2004 19:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Busta Penis and the Wobblegums

― Jay Kid (Jay K), Monday, 10 May 2004 20:01 (twenty-two years ago)

I still like Your Mom's Thighs.

― oops (Oops), Monday, 10 May 2004 20:04 (twenty-two years ago)

one year passes...

Space of AIDS.

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Friday, 30 September 2005 19:09 (twenty years ago)

the divs

― fhf, Friday, 30 September 2005 19:17 (twenty years ago)

My band and I went through weeks of coming up with band names (well, I came up with the majority, they didn't care that much). Here are some of them -

Claptrap
Slake
Royalty Check
Hannu Hates Freedom
The Good Old Days (G.O.D.'S)
All Over The Map
Respect Your Elders
Dig Up The Past
The Influence
Shepards of the Nation
Escapist
Stringer
Divisible By Four
Shake Lake
Reckless Abandon
Few and Far Between
Drain the Pain (gag name)
Caffiend
Pleasent Dreams
Band or Banter ?
Drudgery
Banned Practice
Straight and Narrow
To No Avail
Telescoping
False Alarm

Shockingly enough, there were more. But we decided on none of them. Personally, I liked "Claptrap".

― Erock LAzron, Friday, 30 September 2005 20:10 (twenty years ago)

I like how names always obliquely imply genres. To No Avail = emo, Band Or Banter? = insufferable mathy indie, Respect Your Elders = D.C.-style punk, etc.

― joseph cotten (joseph cotten), Friday, 30 September 2005 20:15 (twenty years ago)

Rejected names for my band:

Mothcow
Tipping Kitty (Aussie-ism for "petty cash")
The Michael Idov Career Institute

― joseph cotten (joseph cotten), Friday, 30 September 2005 20:17 (twenty years ago)

Brian Emo

― mzui (mzui), Friday, 30 September 2005 20:21 (twenty years ago)

language of screaming deamons
make manifest
no fuck no stlye
angels fell
alexis ghost
bongo mouth
night sound pattern rythm
Isha
drunk stoned love
nella notte buia

― Nhtfall, Friday, 30 September 2005 20:48 (twenty years ago)

How I long for the days of this thread:

What's a goodf band name for these dudes?

― Confounded (Confounded), Friday, 30 September 2005 21:14 (twenty years ago)

"The Styptic Pencils"

― Daniel Giglio, Saturday, 1 October 2005 01:53 (twenty years ago)

Shitweasel

Flame Tard

Where the Red Fern Grows

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Saturday, 1 October 2005 02:16 (twenty years ago)

(the last one would be an AWFUL metalcore/screamo band with "a melodic edge" that who "writes tunes that stay in your head long after you'ved bruised yourself to them in the mosh pit", Alternative Press March 2006)

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Saturday, 1 October 2005 02:28 (twenty years ago)

Naked Frisbee

― Pablo (Pablo), Saturday, 1 October 2005 02:30 (twenty years ago)

Sammy Smith and the Tadcasters

Ahh...

― Hurting (Hurting), Saturday, 1 October 2005 02:34 (twenty years ago)

The Glasnost Reds
Oxford Elk
Dark Laser
Enoculate
The Ellipsis Pause
Magda Milk
Time to Kill
Porcupine Pugilist (ouch)
Scaffold Rook
Kindred Elbows
The Ponderous Banshees
Platonic Muse
Poppycock

― salexander (salexander), Saturday, 1 October 2005 02:36 (twenty years ago)

The Lozenges

― Declan Zimmerman (Declan Zimmerman), Saturday, 1 October 2005 03:08 (twenty years ago)

Sapling

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Saturday, 1 October 2005 03:10 (twenty years ago)

Atlantic Amoeba
Stalagtite
A Forgery of Fools
Tarragon
Vile Vermilion Velveteen
A Teaspoon of Taxonomy
Dahlia Queen

― salexander (salexander), Saturday, 1 October 2005 03:25 (twenty years ago)

Gregor Samsa and Son

― A|ex P@reene (Pareene), Saturday, 1 October 2005 18:25 (twenty years ago)

Godot Has Landed
Montague Withnail's Country Cottage

― VegemiteGrrl (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 1 October 2005 23:03 (twenty years ago)

Five Guys Named Stella
The Hustlin' Winthrops
Attaca!

― Zora (Zora), Sunday, 2 October 2005 13:55 (twenty years ago)

hey waz up yall! i am so tiered, it is like.......ummmm.....umm..... huuuuhhhh....sorry i dozed off it is like 400 am and i am going to bed so good night

― stacy marie weese, Saturday, 15 October 2005 08:03 (twenty years ago)

Googletallica

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Saturday, 15 October 2005 08:38 (twenty years ago)

five months pass...

I really want to call a band Seminole so people will say "Have you heard the Seminole album?" (it will sound like they're saying "seminal album"

― Abbadavid Berman (Hurting), Thursday, 23 March 2006 06:57 (twenty years ago)

The Seminole Fluids

― latebloomer is a belly with a guy pierce in it (latebloomer), Thursday, 23 March 2006 07:25 (twenty years ago)

The Criminaly Underrated

― Search for it, Thursday, 23 March 2006 13:43 (twenty years ago)

It's in the stars.

Just so people could say "Have you heard, .... "

― mark grout (mark grout), Thursday, 23 March 2006 16:46 (twenty years ago)

The Eedabaggashitz

Bud Ice & The Icetones

Craptain Fanstacy

Ponce DeLeguzamo

Cuomo Arigato

The Name Of The Band

CATT
- starring Anonymoose -

Littleboy Leghorn

Foghorn Bugleboy

They Name Him "Alive?"

― Top 10 most 10-most Nameded Bands, Thursday, 23 March 2006 20:51 (twenty years ago)

Battery Operated Dicks

Vibrating Plastic Men

Nine Inch Males

― 3 Wieners, Thursday, 23 March 2006 21:00 (twenty years ago)

Conjoined Lesbians

― Mutated Sister Homoerotic Incest, Thursday, 23 March 2006 21:08 (twenty years ago)

And now for the next generation of mysterious letters that stand for something else....

E.S.A.D.M.F.

B.R.B.C.U.L.8.R.

W.A.N.S.P.

H.U.G.S.

― Rebel Hairdo, Thursday, 23 March 2006 21:24 (twenty years ago)

Mme de Pompadour

― Plon de Pompadour (Plon de Pompadour), Thursday, 23 March 2006 22:00 (twenty years ago)

A Couple of Guys n' a Couple of Guitars

Ape Has Killed Ape

Rear Admiral

The Spits

Bubblebutt

Internet

― hank (hank s), Thursday, 23 March 2006 22:01 (twenty years ago)

Botox & the Bobby Sox

― youth problem (YouthProblem), Thursday, 23 March 2006 22:02 (twenty years ago)

by the way...there's already a band called the Spits

― youth problem (YouthProblem), Thursday, 23 March 2006 22:03 (twenty years ago)

Dudes in a Band

I had a running joke with my gf about how much we don't like it when a CD cover or a band poster has a photo of the band all standing around somewhere, because the only message it sends is "Hey, we're a bunch of dudes in a band."

― Abbadavid Berman (Hurting), Thursday, 23 March 2006 22:19 (twenty years ago)

Jesus Christ and the Latter-Day Saints

― M. Biondi (M. Biondi), Thursday, 23 March 2006 22:59 (twenty years ago)

The Muffin Tops

― M. Biondi (M. Biondi), Thursday, 23 March 2006 23:03 (twenty years ago)

Uriah Shitheap

― dirtsyrup, Friday, 24 March 2006 00:27 (twenty years ago)

The Linguistic Fig Leaves

(a phrase I saw on a book cover)

― A Licky Boom Boom Down (R. J. Greene), Friday, 24 March 2006 05:36 (twenty years ago)

Try This For Size
Another Melodromatic Love Song
This Pass Should Be...
If Only You Could Hear
Onion Keeper
Percy Pacific

this is strangely amusing... yay!

― Dum Di Dum, Sunday, 2 April 2006 16:43 (twenty years ago)

tokyo sexwhale

― michael wells (michael w.), Sunday, 2 April 2006 16:54 (twenty years ago)

No, MY Kampf

― Tom White (lunaticgrass), Sunday, 2 April 2006 19:38 (twenty years ago)

Jesus Ate My Sandwich
Organic (W)rapper
Aych tee tee pee colon slash slash
or
http://www.bandnamemaker.com/d/index.html

― mox twelve (Mox twleve), Sunday, 2 April 2006 21:57 (twenty years ago)

one month passes...

Radioplay
Coldhead

― dog latin (dog latin), Sunday, 28 May 2006 09:53 (nineteen years ago)

one year passes...

Pooping Christ
M.C. D Pressed (lead single "I Ain't Shit)
Bo Jackson Overdrive
Carousel of Inconvenience
Distributing the Remains of My Dignity
Sensual Coleslaw

― Bo Jackson Overdrive, Tuesday, 13 November 2007 02:08 (eighteen years ago)

The Get Fucked

― moley, Tuesday, 13 November 2007 04:04 (eighteen years ago)

zing zang zong

― electricsound, Tuesday, 13 November 2007 04:07 (eighteen years ago)

biggly boogly bee

― latebloomer, Tuesday, 13 November 2007 04:11 (eighteen years ago)

Thor and the Viking Gods of Metal

― The Reverend, Tuesday, 13 November 2007 04:11 (eighteen years ago)

silck rick and the megaphone mammas

― andi, Tuesday, 13 November 2007 04:34 (eighteen years ago)

Guilty Pleasures. Would make a great name for a softrock act.

― Geir Hongro, Tuesday, 13 November 2007 13:19 (eighteen years ago)

moroccan rollers

― braveclub, Tuesday, 13 November 2007 14:11 (eighteen years ago)

Deep Vein Thrombosis

― will, Tuesday, 13 November 2007 14:14 (eighteen years ago)

The Wankers
Randy Andy's Hand Shandy Band

― snoball, Tuesday, 13 November 2007 14:58 (eighteen years ago)

Sodomy Tax
Porno Club
Amalgamated Toilet Attendants Union of the City of London
Pissant Gruyere
Homogenised Bacon

― snoball, Tuesday, 13 November 2007 15:14 (eighteen years ago)

Heck, "snoball" is the one!

― Mark G, Tuesday, 13 November 2007 15:20 (eighteen years ago)

Phil Drummond Minus Ten
Illegal Tennis Rackets
Neon Rape
Zombie Diarrhea
Fradulent Cans of Prell

― valoss, Tuesday, 13 November 2007 16:29 (eighteen years ago)

The Milkless Way

― Sara Sara Sara, Tuesday, 13 November 2007 16:43 (eighteen years ago)

Music for Dummies

― stephen, Tuesday, 13 November 2007 18:41 (eighteen years ago)

The Gravy Farts

― snoball, Wednesday, 14 November 2007 12:41 (eighteen years ago)

Closed

― Mark G, Wednesday, 14 November 2007 12:43 (eighteen years ago)

acid raincoat

― m coleman, Wednesday, 14 November 2007 13:16 (eighteen years ago)

My funny haha black metal band will be called MUCOSA

― wanko ergo sum, Wednesday, 14 November 2007 13:33 (eighteen years ago)

Dave's in the Trunk

The Acrylics

― gigabytepicnic, Wednesday, 14 November 2007 14:32 (eighteen years ago)

Power to the Pituatary

― gigabytepicnic, Wednesday, 14 November 2007 14:33 (eighteen years ago)

It would appear I would be in "Jollypop," as that is the shameful first thing to pop into my head. Hmph.

― Finefinemusic, Wednesday, 14 November 2007 19:14 (eighteen years ago)

My black metal band would be called "Unreadable Font."

― ellaguru, Wednesday, 14 November 2007 19:16 (eighteen years ago)

"Take This"

― whatever, Wednesday, 14 November 2007 22:43 (eighteen years ago)

Twerpendicular

― Alex in NYC, Wednesday, 14 November 2007 22:46 (eighteen years ago)

Umlaut

― Maria :D, Thursday, 15 November 2007 04:30 (eighteen years ago)

Extra Virgin Oil

― Maria :D, Thursday, 15 November 2007 04:31 (eighteen years ago)

Dead Man's Slippers

― Maria :D, Thursday, 15 November 2007 04:32 (eighteen years ago)

Truffula

― Maria :D, Thursday, 15 November 2007 04:36 (eighteen years ago)

Barbaloot

― Maria :D, Thursday, 15 November 2007 04:36 (eighteen years ago)

Various Artists. Their self-titled debut would be nigh impossible to locate. Maybe they could follow it up with some film soundtracks. And co-headline a double-bill with Live.

― Pillbox, Thursday, 15 November 2007 04:50 (eighteen years ago)

Oops. Someone already came up with that one. Apologies.

― Pillbox, Thursday, 15 November 2007 05:57 (eighteen years ago)

Various Artists UK

― Myonga Vön Bontee, Thursday, 15 November 2007 08:22 (eighteen years ago)

I've always wanted to be a solo artist and play as "Ralph and the Dibnies". Too bad for my lack of musical talent.

― esophagus, Saturday, 17 November 2007 06:53 (eighteen years ago)

Internal Decapitation
Government Vole

― steampig67, Saturday, 17 November 2007 14:16 (eighteen years ago)

Gov't Mueslix

― Oilyrags, Saturday, 17 November 2007 15:30 (eighteen years ago)

Fabric Softener

(shoegaze, obv.)

― Simon H., Saturday, 17 November 2007 15:32 (eighteen years ago)

Mickey's Monkey Spunk Moped

― Noodle Vague, Saturday, 17 November 2007 15:40 (eighteen years ago)

Penetration Anxiety

― Bo Jackson Overdrive, Sunday, 18 November 2007 05:52 (eighteen years ago)

ten months pass...

Indigenous Nudity

― Granny Dainger, Sunday, 12 October 2008 22:37 (seventeen years ago)

What's a goodf band name for these dudes?

― abusive comments (PappaWheelie V), Sunday, 12 October 2008 22:39 (seventeen years ago)

Electric Blanket Statement

― Pinto Basin, Monday, 13 October 2008 15:55 (seventeen years ago)

Optical Storage Drive

― cameron carr, Monday, 13 October 2008 18:29 (seventeen years ago)

Swing State

― Granny Dainger, Tuesday, 14 October 2008 00:58 (seventeen years ago)

Playtex

― Myonga Vön Bontee, Tuesday, 14 October 2008 01:16 (seventeen years ago)

six months pass...

Pregnant Paws

― loaf man (Z S), Sunday, 3 May 2009 21:39 (seventeen years ago)

would probably be a really shitty band, but I wouldn't blink at the flyer.

― loaf man (Z S), Sunday, 3 May 2009 21:39 (seventeen years ago)

Mid-session Interval

― StanM, Sunday, 3 May 2009 21:56 (seventeen years ago)

Offside

― StanM, Sunday, 3 May 2009 21:58 (seventeen years ago)

Testa Della Corsa

Inseguitori

― StanM, Sunday, 3 May 2009 22:03 (seventeen years ago)

(Offside have to restart their song every time the singer is closer to the crowd than the guitar or bass player. As decided by their Linesmen roadies, of course.)

― StanM, Sunday, 3 May 2009 22:10 (seventeen years ago)

ROCK SNOT

http://www.wvmetronews.com/outdoors.cfm?func=displayfullstory&storyid=30313

― StanM, Wednesday, 6 May 2009 19:54 (seventeen years ago)

one year passes...

Garbage Gut & the Barfbags

― Julian Osage Orange (kkvgz), Thursday, 2 December 2010 17:42 (fifteen years ago)

Plutocracy

^ symphonic prog x power violence

― phish in your sleazebag (contenderizer), Thursday, 2 December 2010 17:51 (fifteen years ago)

two months pass...

Bleak House

― a nan, a bal, an anal ― (abanana), Sunday, 27 February 2011 17:31 (fifteen years ago)

The Kimmy Gibbler Fingerfuck Five

― angel of debt!!! monarch to the kingdom of the Fed... (San Te), Sunday, 27 February 2011 17:33 (fifteen years ago)

Death Bed The Band That Fucks People

― Snop Snitchin, Sunday, 27 February 2011 17:40 (fifteen years ago)

the Cyst Pixels

― Snop Snitchin, Sunday, 27 February 2011 17:50 (fifteen years ago)

A friend of mine has alway had the briliant idea for a band called Birth Control with the logo being outlined with a coat hanger..

― SeanWayne, Sunday, 27 February 2011 23:36 (fifteen years ago)

The Wet Plums

― CaptainLorax, Sunday, 27 February 2011 23:55 (fifteen years ago)

^with the logo being outlined by a coat hanger

― CaptainLorax, Sunday, 27 February 2011 23:56 (fifteen years ago)

one month passes...

Jay Lenonononono

― three megabytes of hot RAM (abanana), Sunday, 3 April 2011 01:05 (fifteen years ago)

one year passes...

Mansplain

― and yet (unregistered), Thursday, 18 October 2012 16:47 (thirteen years ago)

Bagheera

― make like a steak and beef (dog latin), Friday, 19 October 2012 01:04 (thirteen years ago)

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