Why wont Bono go away?

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In stead of making annoying songs about The Hands Who Built America and Pride in America YEAH and OH MY GOD IM FROM FUCKING IRELAND, and going on every talk show on TV and making sure to remind us that PEOPLE ARE STARVING IN AFRICA AND YOU SHOULD FEEL GUILTY UNLESS YOU DO VAGUE THINGS LIKE "LOVE."

David Allen, Thursday, 6 March 2003 18:54 (twenty-three years ago)

Why won't Bono go away?

I'm guessing it has something to do with head from underage girls/boys/goats.

pigfacker, Thursday, 6 March 2003 19:11 (twenty-three years ago)

I haven't like a U2 song since Zooropa, but come on, Bono walks it like he talks it. What are we doing to make the world a better place?

Mark (MarkR), Thursday, 6 March 2003 19:17 (twenty-three years ago)

"Bono walks it like he talks it"

Oh baloney. If he "walked it like he talked it" he would've given all his material posessions away and done a Siddhartha/Jesus. Instead he's still a millionaire rock star working for corporations largely responsible for all that suffering he's oh so worried about.

Shakey Mo Collier, Thursday, 6 March 2003 19:18 (twenty-three years ago)

I'd sooner banish Michael Stipe than Bono.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 6 March 2003 19:20 (twenty-three years ago)

yes, Interscope is responsible for AIDS in Africa. very astute, Mo.

M Matos (M Matos), Thursday, 6 March 2003 19:22 (twenty-three years ago)

Interscope is responsible for every 5-year-old in America knowing who "Eminem" is, that's bad enough.

nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 6 March 2003 19:23 (twenty-three years ago)

way to put words in my mouth, Matos. Very astute.

Shakey Mo Collier, Thursday, 6 March 2003 19:23 (twenty-three years ago)

of course he'll probably "go away" once he finds out a handful of interweb mentalists dislike his public presence: "My God, I'll have to give up a well-paying job that affords me everything I ever wanted in the world because Hippiedestroyer@aol.com thinks I'm rubbish!"

M Matos (M Matos), Thursday, 6 March 2003 19:24 (twenty-three years ago)

you're right, Mo, I so totally did just that cough cough ahem.

M Matos (M Matos), Thursday, 6 March 2003 19:26 (twenty-three years ago)

here's an oh-so-small example of what I'm talking about, M.
Interscope = owned by Universal Music Group = Owned by Vivendi/Universal = http://www.citizen.org/documents/USFilterProfile.pdf

Shakey Mo Collier, Thursday, 6 March 2003 19:27 (twenty-three years ago)

Why won't Bono go away?
Because we keep mentioning his name. Don't you know that mentioning a demons name only gives it more power?

Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Thursday, 6 March 2003 19:29 (twenty-three years ago)

fair enough, but I reserve the right to make fun of people on this board :-p

M Matos (M Matos), Thursday, 6 March 2003 19:29 (twenty-three years ago)

as for the AIDS crack, don't get me started on who owns which pharmaceutical companies that refuse to loosen their patents on AIDS-treatment drugs... happy to watch millions die in Africa so that they can maintain their 50% advertising budget and the highest profit margins of ANY INDUSTRY in the world.

Shakey Mo Collier, Thursday, 6 March 2003 19:31 (twenty-three years ago)

(um, I can't open that link)

M Matos (M Matos), Thursday, 6 March 2003 19:31 (twenty-three years ago)

Hey, is it Vivendi who bought out Blizzard Entertainment (the people that made Diablo and Starcraft?)

Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Thursday, 6 March 2003 19:34 (twenty-three years ago)

What are we doing to make the world a better place?

Quite seriously: I refuse to measure myself against Bono in terms of whether I'm doing some good or not, I think that's a ridiculous stance. I'm hardly saying I'm perfect in life. But there are causes I support, financially or otherwise, and there are actions and beliefs I stand by. If he is doing something similar on a broader scale via his public status, bully for him, but I'm not going to use that as an excuse to flagellate myself or anyone else for not exactly being like him in turn.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 6 March 2003 19:40 (twenty-three years ago)

it's a PDF file detailing the corporate shenanigans of Vivendi/Universal's "environmental management" branch - illegally dumping sewage in the mississippi, top officials convicted of massive bribery and corruption, mismanagement of public water systems (eg, collecting bills but not providing any water in Puerto Rico), on the verge of financial collapse due to Enron-style mismanagement, etc. There's tons of shit like this, just the tip of the iceberg for Vivendi/Universal...

Shakey Mo Collier, Thursday, 6 March 2003 19:41 (twenty-three years ago)

none of which makes me think Bono should "go away," sorry.

M Matos (M Matos), Thursday, 6 March 2003 19:43 (twenty-three years ago)

I didn't say he should "go away", I said he doesn't "walk it like he talks it".

Shakey Mo Collier, Thursday, 6 March 2003 19:45 (twenty-three years ago)

My favorite thing about reading all those Taoist parables is that I feel as though I'm doing just as much good for the world as I would were I championing righteous causes. So nya Bono.

nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 6 March 2003 19:46 (twenty-three years ago)

These threads lack some basic examples of Bono's alleged hypocrisy, in statements or actions.

The whole "oh he works for a company which is owned by..." argument doesn't seem very persuasive to me. First of all a very large chunk of the ent't industry is owned by such corporations, and in order to reach the number of people Bono is reaching one has to have their participation. Second, we--all of us--are complicit every day, in our purchases, etc. with the world as it exists now. And corporations with their many tentacles are a very large part of that world. I guess I can see how Bono making money for Universal is a mite hypocritical, but the difference between his hypocrisy and the everyday hypocrisy of the rest of us is a matter of degree, not kind.

Bono just seems overeager and egocentric to me (also a v. bad lyricist). Both sins can be easily forgiven in the scheme of things.

Amateurist (amateurist), Thursday, 6 March 2003 19:47 (twenty-three years ago)

I just think it's funny that if Bono sat in his castle, did a bunch of coke and screwed groupies all the live long day, he'd be just another rock star & no one would give a shit, but since he's taking months a year out of his schedule meeting with people & trying to effect a positive change, everyone thinks he's a prick. Of course what he's doing is driven by ego -- I don't care what his motives are, just whether his actions actually help people, and from what I've read, they do to some degree.

Mark (MarkR), Thursday, 6 March 2003 19:49 (twenty-three years ago)

ditto what Amateurist said. Mo seems a little naive in this regard

M Matos (M Matos), Thursday, 6 March 2003 19:51 (twenty-three years ago)

'going away' is too nice a fate for bono. he should be MADE TO IMPLODE.

Dave M. (rotten03), Thursday, 6 March 2003 19:51 (twenty-three years ago)

(that is only a comment on the music, not his political whatevers)

Dave M. (rotten03), Thursday, 6 March 2003 19:52 (twenty-three years ago)

As for the music: it's still pretty good, albeit unfashionable (and the lyrics are bad as ever).

Amateurist (amateurist), Thursday, 6 March 2003 19:53 (twenty-three years ago)

I think there's a pretty huge difference of degree, Amateurist, one that significantly undermines Bono's "moral authority". But you know, hey, good for him that he's using his celebrity in a semi-productive and helpful (but unfortunately also completely self-aggrandizing) way. Better that than nothing. Doesn't change the fact that he's a hypocrite.

Shakey Mo Collier, Thursday, 6 March 2003 19:53 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm not the biggest U2 fan in the world, but I think they've put out three very good LPs and a few more good singles, and that's a lot more than most bands. I don't think anyone's activism makes their music better, but it shouldn't make it worse either. If I was all big and famous and stuff, I'd probably use my leverage to try to help people according to my lights. I'd probably also get loaded in a bar and take off all my clothes, which Bono has done too.

Neudonym, Thursday, 6 March 2003 19:54 (twenty-three years ago)

" Bono sat in his castle, did a bunch of coke and screwed groupies all the live long day, he'd be just another rock star & no one would give a shit"

Gimme a break, I don't have any fucking respect for those morons either.

Shakey Mo Collier, Thursday, 6 March 2003 19:55 (twenty-three years ago)

I hate Bono, HATE him....but I can't let the AIDS remark pass...he might be shit on safesex, and he ensures that african countries are strict to adhere to WTO policy of pharmaceutical trade...but c'mon guy...15 Billion is a HUGE amount of money....oh and don't send a Sunjay Basu rebutal because suggesting that free trade causes AIDS is an unbelievably stupid argument

http://www.aidshealth.org/NewsRoom/press/N012903.htm

geeg, Thursday, 6 March 2003 20:02 (twenty-three years ago)

woops...the "he" there refers to Dubya

geeg, Thursday, 6 March 2003 20:04 (twenty-three years ago)

But you know, hey, good for him that he's using his celebrity in a semi-productive and helpful (but unfortunately also completely self-aggrandizing) way

I was having an argument w/a friend about celebrities (mainly actors) who are protesting against the war. He was saying how they seem pompous and we shouldn't care about their opinions anymore than anyone else. I said that they seem to 'mean well', they feel passionately about something, realize that the media will pay attention to them no matter what they say, and are just trying to use their notoriety to affect some change. I think the self-aggrandisement is not inherent w/in them, it just appears to us who resent them for the attention they get.

oops (Oops), Thursday, 6 March 2003 20:10 (twenty-three years ago)

hey, that aid package is great, I'm very glad that that's coming through. But that is nothing *NOTHING* compared to how much Pfizer, Roche, Merck, et al rake in with their AIDS drugs. I worked for several years at a non-profit doing AIDS research educational stuff working w/some of these companies and the one thing I learned is that these pharmaceutical conglomerates are fucking EVIL. Their profits are astronomical, it's standard industry practice to spend 50% of their budgets on advertising, they have no concept of social responsibility to their fellow human beings, it's appalling. I'll have to look up any direct ownership between Vivendi and said pharm companies, but I have no doubt there's a connection. Universal Vivendi is too huge for there not to be one.

Is this enough to impale Bono for? No, the connection's fairly indirect - but it underscores the fact that trumpeting your concern about about these issues while actively putting a lot of money in the pockets of evil people is kind of putting yourself at cross-purposes.

Shakey Mo Collier, Thursday, 6 March 2003 20:11 (twenty-three years ago)

trumpeting your concern about about these issues while actively putting a lot of money in the pockets of evil people is kind of putting yourself at cross-purposes.

The key phrase here is "a lot," since we're all putting money in the pockets of the MASTERS OF WAR. (Stomp on their graves, Shakey! Do it!)

Amateurist (amateurist), Thursday, 6 March 2003 20:16 (twenty-three years ago)

I actually appreciate the celebrities who are coming out against the war. What else is their celebrity good for? But I think it's largely because rich people complaining about war isn't quite as baldly hypocritical as rich people complaining about poverty. I mean, seriously, if Bono was so intent on helping the poor in Africa, why doesn't he just give away all his money?

Shakey Mo Collier, Thursday, 6 March 2003 20:21 (twenty-three years ago)

because then he couldn't fly around the world promoting his cause, while staying in 5 star hotels

oops (Oops), Thursday, 6 March 2003 20:22 (twenty-three years ago)

Better that than nothing. Doesn't change the fact that he's a hypocrite.
If he were to KNOW about what Vivendi/Universal is doing, would he change record companies/protest/call attention to it?

Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Thursday, 6 March 2003 20:24 (twenty-three years ago)

How do we know Bono doesn't give a lot to charity? Do you have his tax receipts? (He needs to keep a lot of his money, BTW, to maintain the lifestyle that allows him to spend several months of the year working for those causes you seem to agree have actually helped people.)

Amateurist (amateurist), Thursday, 6 March 2003 20:25 (twenty-three years ago)

So he needs a thousand dollar leather coat to help fight poverty.
Got it.

oops (Oops), Thursday, 6 March 2003 20:27 (twenty-three years ago)

what the fuck does the one have to do with the other, oops?

M Matos (M Matos), Thursday, 6 March 2003 20:28 (twenty-three years ago)

Honestly, I actually quite appreciate that Bono uses his notoriety for causes he finds worthwhile (it helps that they're also causes I myself would lend my own notoriety to were I to be in his place); claims of self-aggrandizement be damned!

I mean, shit, he could be using his time/money to amass a collection of Lambourghinis (sp?) and kiddie porn, and we would be fine-and-dandy with that, huh?

In fact, I feel very similarly for another artist-activist often accused of self-aggrandizement, maybe a little moreso for the grassroots-ness of his brand of activism - that would be Tom Morello.

nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 6 March 2003 20:34 (twenty-three years ago)

"He needs to keep a lot of his money, BTW, to maintain the lifestyle that allows him to spend several months of the year working for those causes you seem to agree have actually helped people."

That's pretty dubious reasoning. You don't need a lot of money to serve the public. It's not like he lives like, oh, Ralph Nader. You can't honestly tell me that Bono doesn't live a needlessly lavish lifestyle (yes, one that includes $1000 leather jackets).

"I mean, shit, he could be using his time/money to amass a collection of Lambourghinis (sp?) and kiddie porn, and we would be fine-and-dandy with that, huh?"

Like I said up-thread, no that would not be fine-and-dandy, it just means he would be an asshole.

Shakey Mo Collier, Thursday, 6 March 2003 20:35 (twenty-three years ago)

I can see the point of both sides of this argument...
Here...think about it this way.
I'd say the main goal of the philanthropist the "reduction of ambient misery in the world." The friction arises from
1) exactly how much (time|money|clout) you give up to help others. (oops seems to think its not enough. I agree.)
2) exactly how much you boast about your philantropy (some here seem to find it distasteful to boast about their charities. I do to, but I also understand that in order to gain help in fixing a problem, you have to talk about it. Unfortunately, it quickly switches from "Bono is Talking about AIDS IN AFRICA" to "BONO is talking about Aids in Africa."
3) do you have to fix ALL the misery: eg Bono's leather coat is made out of a dead cow. For SHAME. He loves the Africans, but as for the cows he sez "FUCK the COWS!"

I dunno. Theres something sensible in this mess. I've secretly hidden some grand truth somewhere in it. First one to find it and explain it to me gets a cookie.

Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Thursday, 6 March 2003 20:36 (twenty-three years ago)

Hmm. Nick (another sincere question; I think I'm in more need of sincerity tags than sarcasm ones), what has Tom Morello done in the political arena? He's marched in some picket lines, right? Fought against some bad referendums in California?

I have a bad visceral reaction to Morello's Chomsky-derived and Maoist-inflected statements, while I can laugh at but easily tolerate Bono's "love one another" banalities.

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Shakey: the point was that you aren't busy starting threads asking David Lee Roth to go away.

Also I don't know much about Bono's actual lifestyle. (More sincerity ahead.) Aside from the leather jackets, what do you know of his lifestyle?

Amateurist (amateurist), Thursday, 6 March 2003 20:38 (twenty-three years ago)

I actually appreciate the celebrities who are coming out against the war

There was some right-wing bullshit about this on a 24 hour newschannel last week. They were criticizing Martin Sheen for doing an ad about what you can do if you're against the war. (Now, maybe Martin Sheen has said some other shit about why we shouldn't be going to war - and, granted, he's no expert and I don't care about his reasons any more than I care about Bill O'Reilly's..) - but this example was not giving reasons for avoiding war, it was telling people who are against the war how they can direct their energy. So Tucker Carlson or whomever it was can fuckoff for arguing that celebrities shouldn't lead the cause... because they're there to motivate people, not because they think they know more than the 'experts'. (OK maybe Susan Sarandon & Woody Harrelson do..)

..and maybe Bobo (that's Bono, but I like Bobo better) thinks he knows more than he does - but from what I've heard, he actually has done research and does know a bit about debt relief.

dave225 (Dave225), Thursday, 6 March 2003 20:39 (twenty-three years ago)

If anyone were to post a thread to make DLR go away, I think i'd post 1,000 posts to it just by myself. Mostly involving obscenities.

Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Thursday, 6 March 2003 20:40 (twenty-three years ago)

"Shakey: the point was that you aren't busy starting threads asking David Lee Roth to go away."

I didn't start this thread. I never said Bono should go away. I said he doesn't "walk it like he talks it." This is the THIRD TIME I've had to repeat this on this thread.

Shakey Mo Collier, Thursday, 6 March 2003 20:46 (twenty-three years ago)

what the fuck does the one have to do with the other, oops?

Well, maybe the fact that 'poverty' and 'thousand dollar jacket' both relate to money. I thought it was beyond obvious

oops (Oops), Thursday, 6 March 2003 20:48 (twenty-three years ago)

Stop avoiding the issue Shaky.. Do you or do you not want Bobo to go away?!


dave225 (Dave225), Thursday, 6 March 2003 20:48 (twenty-three years ago)

Mea culpa.

Amateurist (amateurist), Thursday, 6 March 2003 20:49 (twenty-three years ago)

Would you be mollified if he gave away his jacket to a freezing orphan?

Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Thursday, 6 March 2003 20:49 (twenty-three years ago)

Well I don't like Bono's music, and he makes it damn hard to escape it, so in that respect, yes I wish he would go away.

In terms of his "philanthropy" I just wish he would address these kinds of issues with a bit more humility, dignity, and (to quote the "President") moral clarity. Biting the hand that feeds him (Vivendi) would be a great thing to see.

Shakey Mo Collier, Thursday, 6 March 2003 20:53 (twenty-three years ago)

what has Tom Morello done in the political arena? He's marched in some picket lines, right? Fought against some bad referendums in California?

Yes to both. Honestly, I'm busted: other than his/Serj Tankian's Axis of Justice activism-group that recruits/informs youngsters at concerts, his California-oriented stuff you mentioned above, his lobbying for a musician's-labor-union, and some here-and-there donations to a variety of charities (such as Amnesty International), I'm not really aware of that much that Morello has done. But it bothers me less that he does these things than it would were he to, say, champion collecting Bentleys and Harleys and cristal and Jim Beam and such. I guess I just prefer earnestness over decadence or something retarded to that effect.

nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 6 March 2003 20:54 (twenty-three years ago)

I have all sorts of problems w/RATM (not the least of which is their crap music) but they did play benefits for the Zapatistas and risked their asses to attend one of the encuentros w/them and I think that that was a very very cool and dare I say it righteous thing to do.

Shakey Mo Collier, Thursday, 6 March 2003 20:56 (twenty-three years ago)

Would you be mollified if he gave away his jacket to a freezing orphan?

No, but I'd like to see him sell at and give away the profits

oops (Oops), Thursday, 6 March 2003 20:59 (twenty-three years ago)

Oops and Mo, why should Bono have to give all his material possessions away in order to win your approval? Are you really serious -- that someone's a hypocrite for promoting such causes (Third World debt relief, etc.) if they also live in a Western nation, work for a multinational corporation, and buy non-essential luxury goods?

I dislike U2's music, and I can't stand celebrities piping up on random political issues in general (where were most of these anti-war celebs back in 2000, when there was an election on? heck, where were they last November?), but Bono has obviously devoted a big part of his life and "career" to addressing these issues, and I have no problem with that.

e. chase, Thursday, 6 March 2003 21:14 (twenty-three years ago)

were most of these anti-war celebs back in 2000, when there was an election on?

Supporting Democratic candidates.

Amateurist (amateurist), Thursday, 6 March 2003 21:15 (twenty-three years ago)

What, with their money only? What about their FAME - that's what it's all about, right? (Otherwise we'd just be talking about wealthy businesspeople here. Heck, Bill Gates has given billions to fight AIDS, right? But "music fans" don't care what he says.) How about forming "coalitions" of celebrities and having big press conferences and taking out full page ads devoted to encouraging MORE THAN 50% OF AMERICANS TO VOTE?

e. chase, Thursday, 6 March 2003 21:19 (twenty-three years ago)

were most of these anti-war celebs back in 2000, when there was an election on?
Supporting Democratic candidates.

Actually, many (Sleater-Kinney, Eddy Veddar, Thom Yorke, Tom Morello) were supporting Nader hardcore.

nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 6 March 2003 21:29 (twenty-three years ago)

Ha, yeah, Nader, great.

My point is, I don't mind celebrities who make "promoting good causes through fame" a consistent part of what they do (even if it's not what I would do were I famous... I'd probably just give lots of money away). Which means Bono, Ed Begley Jr., even, I suppose, the ridiculous Morello ("My guitar says 'Commie!' Being politically conscious means being cool and 'radical,' and playing martial rock music!").

e. chase, Thursday, 6 March 2003 21:33 (twenty-three years ago)

And anyway, I'm talking more the Martin Sheen type. I admit, S-K and Vedder (and Yorke and the Blur guy) are nothing if not consistently vocal.

e. chase, Thursday, 6 March 2003 21:34 (twenty-three years ago)

I don't think Bono should do anything to win my approval. I just think he should live a modest life if he really wants to set an example for others.

oops (Oops), Thursday, 6 March 2003 21:35 (twenty-three years ago)

I admit, wearing the shades 24/7 doesn't help.

e. chase, Thursday, 6 March 2003 21:41 (twenty-three years ago)

Couldn't resist weighing in on this one. I'm not really going to discuss my personal feelings about Mr. Vox, but I'd rather just comment on what I believe has been his major failing where philathropic work is concerned. After his trip with the US Treasury Secretary to Africa, Bono was all candy and lolipops about the supportive attitude displayed by O'Neill. He started meeting with all sorts of higher up members of the "Good 'Ol Party" (I still can't believe they ligitimately refer to Republicans as such--why don't they just call it "Old Boy's Club" and be done with it) and he seemed to believe that he was actually dong some good. Then came the G8 in scenic Kananaskis, Alberta. Everyone's favourite world leader just didn't seem to want to spend too much time talking about Africa. He had other things on his mind, gosh darn it, and he wanted to postificate on them and not that continent full of black people.

Shortly after the G8 summit, Bono was interviewed by Peter Mansbridge on Canadian TV. He looked like hell and sounded devestated. He said, essentially, that he felt like he'd been used--that he felt that he'd been hoodwinked. Of course he had--he believed that the world leaders that he spoke to would actually care. Sure, some of them do--to various extents, but, in my mind, he forgot that the best way to make change is to work from the ground up.

Living in a developing country, you start to realize how much more aware people are about stuff like debt, devalued currencies, the IMF, the World Bank, etc. When people here (and I'm in Jamaica) talk about SAPs, everyone knows you're discussing the infamous IMF structural adjustment programs. Sure-globalization and liberalized economic policies don't cause AIDS persay, but they certainly don't do ANYTHING to stop the spread. Oh, and this $15 billion from Mr. Bush? Instead of chanelling it through the UN, the US is planning to use different organizations. NGOs have been begging for centralized funding, but the US wants to do it their own way. In addition, the UN has requested $10 billion a year for the next 10 years in order to limit the AIDS pandemic (listen to UN envoy Stephen Lewis talk about what's going on in Africa...if you aren't apalled...). $10 billion a year--and the US spends almost a billion a day on the military...

People need to be made more aware...instead of singing at the Superbowl and hanging out with right wing politicians, why doesn't he bloody well start speaking to the people who buy U2's albums. People need to be made aware of what's going on.

Sorry for the rant.

cybele, Thursday, 6 March 2003 21:42 (twenty-three years ago)

woah...there's a big difference between activism for AIDS and being part of the anti-war campaign....the first of which is that being supporting AIDS relief doesn't hurt people...I don't think that the argument for or against war are as morally stratified as people on the hard right or left will have you believe....but the simple equation that
partaking in activism=moral legitimacy
is absurd...

the celebrities didn't have much support for the crowd of about one thousand IRAQIS who held counter protests to the anti-war crowds...begging people to hear THEIR voice of protest...a voice which is begging for a free democratic Iraq, which only America can provide

(reader can now insert their incoherent "it's all about oil" position here)

oh...and don't listen to stephen lewis...is he a real objective u.n. envoy....no he's actually Naomi Klein's father-in-law

geeg, Thursday, 6 March 2003 21:49 (twenty-three years ago)

their incoherent "it's all about oil"

What if they took cough drops?

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 6 March 2003 21:50 (twenty-three years ago)

oh...sorry one more little piece of right-wing propeganda for ya'll

in response to the criticism of U.S. military spending...

i offer a few thoughts...

first I hope you like your computer...it was developed with money from military research...

I hope you like the internet...it too was developed with military money

and I hope you enjoy your freedom...it is protected by military investment...hmmm...lets ask my sister who is doing research in China what she thinks...oh wait a minute, online forums have been banned by the chinese communist party, too bad...

geeg, Thursday, 6 March 2003 22:01 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm a little curious why Tom Morello is generally regarded as "ridiculous" even though he is a Harvard graduate, whereas the apparently not-ridiculous Eddy Veddar is a high school drop-out.

nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 6 March 2003 22:02 (twenty-three years ago)

In Morello's case, it's because such a seemingly smart (and to his credit, based on his Metal Sludge interview, honestly funny) man comes across as a boring demagogue most of the time. Vedder I don't think about much one way or the other.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 6 March 2003 22:09 (twenty-three years ago)

Hey Geeg, you do realize that the Cold War is over, right?

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 6 March 2003 22:10 (twenty-three years ago)

Wow geeg, you sound pretty retarded. Why not just use said money on these things directly and cut out the middle man.?

oops (Oops), Thursday, 6 March 2003 22:11 (twenty-three years ago)

hey ned, do you realize that the u.n. estimates that there are one million people in North Korean slave camps

geeg, Thursday, 6 March 2003 22:11 (twenty-three years ago)

hey oops its past your bedtime

geeg, Thursday, 6 March 2003 22:12 (twenty-three years ago)

i mean, it seems like the military is just getting in the way of and diverting funds for these things, not 'developing' them.

Say hi to all the other trolls for me, would ya

oops (Oops), Thursday, 6 March 2003 22:13 (twenty-three years ago)

hey ned, do you realize that the u.n. estimates that there are one million people in North Korean slave camps

I don't see you going over there and doing anything about it, so off you go. I have to say, my dad did more on the matter in one day's work at the office (aka, the US Navy) than you'll ever do.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 6 March 2003 22:14 (twenty-three years ago)

Hahaha some friends of mine from high school purchased the "Yourmom.com" domain way back in 1993 or so, and used it to continue their "Your Mom" 'zine on the internet. Somewhere in the mid-90s they lost interest and let their lease on it lapse.

Amateurist (amateurist), Thursday, 6 March 2003 22:15 (twenty-three years ago)

ned...seriously stupidest argument ever...just think about it for a minute

geeg, Thursday, 6 March 2003 22:16 (twenty-three years ago)

no geeg, i think your "the military gives us cool stuff" argument takes the crown

oops (Oops), Thursday, 6 March 2003 22:18 (twenty-three years ago)

well said oops

saddam, Thursday, 6 March 2003 22:20 (twenty-three years ago)

I have done, Geeg, many times. And my position is that anyone who argues vehemently 'just send in the military!' who isn't in the military is willfully damning fellow citizens to death without considering the costs, the feelings and the conclusions. Millar works for the government, for instance, and his conclusions are ones I respect -- I don't agree with his take on things, but I also honestly believe in his willingness to put his life on the line for it, that's why he does what does. I believe in the ability for my dad to do the same, and at any point in his career a political or military decision might well have led to his death in combat. I don't believe AT ALL in a spineless moron like you sitting there talking smack who isn't willing to go out and live up to it. So shut your trap and get out there or quit yer complaining.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 6 March 2003 22:20 (twenty-three years ago)

I will give Bono "props" for making Jesse Helms cry, tho.

hstencil, Thursday, 6 March 2003 22:20 (twenty-three years ago)

nice rebuttal geeg

troll (Oops), Thursday, 6 March 2003 22:21 (twenty-three years ago)

Bono is eagerly awaiting The Scare Quotes hiphop CD, "Props".

Amateurist (amateurist), Thursday, 6 March 2003 22:24 (twenty-three years ago)

geeg, you're probaly one of those people who say "don't talk shit about America because you only have the freedom to do that because you live in America". I hope you can see the paradox in that.

oops (Oops), Thursday, 6 March 2003 22:26 (twenty-three years ago)

as Lawrence Kaplan once wrote..."foreign policy is not to be determined by the military"...ned thinks that there are only two kinds of people who are allowed to have an opinion about foreign policy: 1. people who agree with him, and 2. military personel. And of course the military personel should include only his list...I seem to remember Colin Powell was in the military...But I'm a spineless moron, because I suggested that the American military (which Ned's dad works for) actually maintains my freedom....And just because I'm not some idiot who's read a bit of Foucault and thinks that power is discursive, and therefore a coca-cola logo is more oppresive than a "jack-boot to the head" like they get in Iraq that i'm "kinda retarted man..." as oops so nicely pointed out

geeg, Thursday, 6 March 2003 22:31 (twenty-three years ago)

People need to be made more aware...instead of singing at the Superbowl and hanging out with right wing politicians, why doesn't he bloody well start speaking to the people who buy U2's albums.

I think that's what he's trying to do by going on Oprah and MTV and stuff like that - trying to reach people who won't listen to politicians or Joe Activist, but will (God help us) listen to Bono. I'm sure he's not saying all the right things. But I'd be surprised if he were somehow doing more harm than good. He has helped make Third World debt relief a mainstream issue.

(For the record, here's his organization's Web site, which he has promoted widely; one can judge its information and analysis for oneself, but at least it's there. The smug grin and pointed finger await! http://www.datadata.org)

e. chase, Thursday, 6 March 2003 22:31 (twenty-three years ago)

I wish we'd talk about Jesse Helms crying.

hstencil, Thursday, 6 March 2003 22:32 (twenty-three years ago)

Well then do tell h, cuz I've never heard this story.

Shakey Mo Collier, Thursday, 6 March 2003 22:34 (twenty-three years ago)

yeah, thank god the military is around. Otherwise, the king of England could just come in my house and push me around.
What exactly is the military doing to protect my freedom?
Are Swiss people not free?
It's pretty disturbing to think that killing foreign people is the thing which gives me my freedom.

oops (Oops), Thursday, 6 March 2003 22:35 (twenty-three years ago)

"What exactly are the military doing to protect my freedom"

why don't you ask ned's father...

hey ned who's the spineless moron me, or oops who just pissed on your dad

geeg, Thursday, 6 March 2003 22:37 (twenty-three years ago)

I don't like Bono, either, particularly his music...but why, exactly, should he "go away" because some halfwit with the name "hippiedestroyer" says he should? What's "hippiedestroyer" done for any of us lately? Lawrence Kaplan's a punkass.

matt riedl (veal), Thursday, 6 March 2003 22:37 (twenty-three years ago)

(nb: I respect all those who serve and have served in the military. I'm not 'against' them. I'm against a govt. using people's patriotism against them to serve its own, possibly dubious, needs)

Trolling strategies used by geeg so far:
Ad hominems
non sequitors

oops (Oops), Thursday, 6 March 2003 22:38 (twenty-three years ago)

but seriously oops...what do you think the world would look like if suddenly, magically the American military suddenly disappeared...I have no idea ... but I doubt it'd look like switzerland...

(insert geeg you're not in the military so don't suggest that it does anything usefull argument here)

geeg, Thursday, 6 March 2003 22:42 (twenty-three years ago)

but seriously oops...what do you think the world would look like if suddenly, magically the American military suddenly disappeared...I have no idea ... but I doubt it'd look like switzerland...

(insert geeg you're not in the military so don't suggest that it does anything usefull argument here)

and please oops explain these dubious needs of which you speak, as they reflect the current situation

geeg, Thursday, 6 March 2003 22:43 (twenty-three years ago)

In his own words, even -

Bono: "When I met with Senator Jesse Helms, he wept."

What exactly did you do to make Jesse Helms weep?

"I talked to him about the Biblical origin of the idea of Jubilee Year, the idea that every 49 years, you were supposed to release people from their debt and slaves were supposed to be set free. It's very punk rock for God, but I think it's in Leviticus. He was genuinely moved by the story of the continent of Africa, and he said to me, 'America needs to do more.' I think he felt it as a burden on a spiritual level."

hstencil, Thursday, 6 March 2003 22:43 (twenty-three years ago)

I wrote that last post before even seeing your last one, geeg. Very predictable BS

oops (Oops), Thursday, 6 March 2003 22:44 (twenty-three years ago)

point to the spot where I said there shouldn't be a US military, Mr. Straw Man

oops (Oops), Thursday, 6 March 2003 22:45 (twenty-three years ago)

geeg, are you Sean Hannity?

oops (Oops), Thursday, 6 March 2003 22:45 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm going to write oops' explanation of the current situation because it is so predictable...here it is...


The U.S. is interested in going into Iraq for the sake of "Empire" in order to secure U.S. control over Iraqi oil fields

now here's why oops is an idiot:

a War on Iraq will cost more money then could possibly be justified if the war was aimed a controlling oil. the debate around a war with Iraq centers on the issue of intention. The conservatives and Neo-cons suggest that the war on Iraq is to eliminate Saddam as a threat to the region (and as such a legitimate threat to the world's supply of oil) and to construct a democratic society desperately needed within Arab society. War-detractors suggest that America is an imperial power who seeks to control Iraq's oil supply. Both use Historical prescedent to legitimate their concerns. It is my opinion that the conservative opinion on this matter is more accurate and valuable. It is undeniable fact that no other nation has done more to rebuild the society of a defeated enemy than the United States (ie. Japan, Germany), and has done so without being a colonial controlling power in either nation. However, this does not mean that we should not engage in a debate concerning the leftist anti-war sentiment. The left often points to examples throughout the last fifty years, in which America has been an active participant in overthrowing a leader, and supporting, in many cases, a military dictator who assumes power. The job of the neo-con position is now to demonstrate why this model of American foreign policy is not apt in reading the current situation in Iraq; and the way to do this is through analysing motive. If it is true that the United States is only concerned with oil, we must ask why have a war in the first place. In most examples of america foreign policy which removes one form of government in order to secure a 'american-friendly' ally, the ideology of the leader deposed was of the utmost importance. During the cold-war, America made decisions (both good and bad) that were greatly informed by the existence of soviet power; as such the ideology of a leader was read and interpreted, (ie. would this leader be sympathetic to us, or to the soviets). I don't offer this explenation of american policy, as a defense, nor do I deny that American policy is informed by its interest in securing resources and trade with foreign countries. But rather I cite it in order to ask this simple question: what is the point of a war with Iraq if it is based solely on stealing oil...seeing as Saddam has no ideological links to any real anti-capatalist philosophy or group...why would america spend billions on a war to depose a dictator and put in a new puppet dictator, when they could easily do business with Saddam himself??

geeg, Thursday, 6 March 2003 22:49 (twenty-three years ago)

ugh.

hstencil, Thursday, 6 March 2003 22:51 (twenty-three years ago)

oops your command over the tenets of logical reduction is startling...I am convinced that you are in fact Wittgenstein in disguise...oh no wait a minute your probably some dumbass first year philosophy student at community college, who's cumming himself because he was able to use "straw man" in a thread...

by the way your quote in question was "What exactly is the military doing to protect my freedom?
Are Swiss people not free?
It's pretty disturbing to think that killing foreign people is the thing which gives me my freedom"

Bertrand Russell, Thursday, 6 March 2003 22:52 (twenty-three years ago)

In stead of making annoying songs about The Hands Who Built America and Pride in America YEAH and OH MY GOD IM FROM FUCKING IRELAND, and going on every talk show on TV and making sure to remind us that PEOPLE ARE STARVING IN AFRICA AND YOU SHOULD FEEL GUILTY UNLESS YOU DO VAGUE THINGS LIKE "LOVE."

I see nothing negative about the latter. Bono - as a popular artist - has a lot of power, and he is using it to try and make the world a better place. Nothing wrong about that. Same goes for Sting and Peter Gabriel.

Geir Hongro (GeirHong), Thursday, 6 March 2003 22:52 (twenty-three years ago)

You see, this is why Bono is a moron:

"every 49 years, you were supposed to release people from their debt and slaves were supposed to be set free."

So for the other 48 years, crushing debt and slavery are a-OK with God? How punk rock!

"It's very punk rock for God,"

Please tell us more about how the Ramones inspired you to form U2 Bono...

"but I think it's in Leviticus."

Allright! Discussing a biblical concept with a redneck Bible-belter and he can't even accurately cite the correct Biblical passage! That oughta be good for credibility.

"I think he felt it as a burden on a spiritual level."

If I had to listen to Bono's bullshit I would probably feel seriously spiritually burdened too. Oh God, why hast thou forsaken me?!

Shakey Mo Collier, Thursday, 6 March 2003 22:54 (twenty-three years ago)

gee, thanks for assuming not only that I'm against war no matter what, but my exact reason why.
Hint: all those who oppose the war as the situation stands today are not 'peaceniks' and don't think it's about oil.

Thus, you just wasted your time typing all that.
As I have wasted my time with someone as condescending, pompous, and rude as you. I was in a good mood before and will try to regain that by ignoring you.

We all know Saddam is bad news and something needs to be done, but I don't think we need to go to war this very second.

oops (Oops), Thursday, 6 March 2003 22:55 (twenty-three years ago)

I think Bono should be commended from saying something about debt relief in a way that actually put it across to Jesse Helms, one of the most obstinate and plain-awful people in politics.

Amateurist (amateurist), Thursday, 6 March 2003 22:57 (twenty-three years ago)

commended from = commended for (obv)

Amateurist (amateurist), Thursday, 6 March 2003 22:57 (twenty-three years ago)

but even as stupid as he is, Shakey, he still made Jesse Helms cry. For some reason, I admire that.

hstencil, Thursday, 6 March 2003 22:57 (twenty-three years ago)

"Thus, you just wasted your time typing all that."

something tells me that was just copied and pasted from some silly neo-Con thinktank site.

Shakey Mo Collier, Thursday, 6 March 2003 22:58 (twenty-three years ago)

"but even as stupid as he is, Shakey, he still made Jesse Helms cry. For some reason, I admire that"

True, I wish I could say I'd done the same. Maybe a little more sodomy and miscegenation on my part would help....

Shakey Mo Collier, Thursday, 6 March 2003 22:59 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm sorry if I sounded pompous...(I actually am)...

rushing into war is not the point...the point is knee-jerk anti-american reactionism...its dangerous, and its sick...i'm not saying you're that...but if you don't think its a huge part of the anti-war movement then you're crazy....

oh and I did write it shakey

geeg, Thursday, 6 March 2003 22:59 (twenty-three years ago)

.....Shakey......

What does Shakin' Stevens have to do with this? ;-)

Geir Hongro (GeirHong), Thursday, 6 March 2003 23:00 (twenty-three years ago)

oh and by the way...

the new sean paul track is amazing

geeg, Thursday, 6 March 2003 23:02 (twenty-three years ago)

you're right geeg, it's extremely simplistic to say "b-b-but America did bad things in the past, there just trying to do bad things now"

I'm sure this type of thing is a big part of war protestors reasoning, but that doesn't mean everyone who is against war is anti-American, as so many have tried to say. On the contrary, it is my love of America and its people that makes me not want to go to war today. Last option is all I'm saying.

oops (Oops), Thursday, 6 March 2003 23:03 (twenty-three years ago)

I love you too oops...lets never fight again...

geeg, Thursday, 6 March 2003 23:05 (twenty-three years ago)

agreed...now let's embrace briefly in a masculine hug

oops (Oops), Thursday, 6 March 2003 23:09 (twenty-three years ago)

(unless you're female, in which case I might feel you up)

oops (Oops), Thursday, 6 March 2003 23:12 (twenty-three years ago)

"but even as stupid as he is, Shakey, he still made Jesse Helms cry. For some reason, I admire that"
He did? Fuck!
All right, Bono. All is forgiven.
I'd love to make Jesse Helms cry. [un]fortunately, I'd prefer he cried (in pain|for mercy). I not a violent person, but he brings the psychopathic darkside troglodyte out of the depths of my being.

Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Friday, 7 March 2003 05:24 (twenty-three years ago)

ps: psychopathic darkside troglodyte would be a great name for a band.

Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Friday, 7 March 2003 05:25 (twenty-three years ago)

The shortest phrase in the Next Testament will be "Jesse Wept."

dave225 (Dave225), Friday, 7 March 2003 13:50 (twenty-three years ago)

I like Bono.

the pinefox, Friday, 7 March 2003 13:54 (twenty-three years ago)

Vivendi Update!

Vivendi Posts Huge Loss; May Shed Assets
By JOHN TAGLIABUE

PARIS, March 6 — Vivendi Universal reported today that it lost more than $25 billion for 2002, largely as a result of huge write-offs on investments made in the heady years of the 1990's.

Vivendi's board, meanwhile, gave its chairman, Jean-René Fourtou, the green light today to explore shedding its American entertainment assets.

hstencil, Friday, 7 March 2003 15:32 (twenty-three years ago)

Yeah. Y'know what...I shoulda posted to the "bands you would fight for thread"; I still love late 80s, early 90s era U2 even though this was Bono at his most needlessly messianic.
I don't care if he's a prick. I just love the music.
And I WILL NOT APOLOGIZE FOR THAT.

Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Friday, 7 March 2003 15:33 (twenty-three years ago)

hell i'm not even apologising for loving Popmart

stevem (blueski), Friday, 7 March 2003 15:45 (twenty-three years ago)

Didn't Bono do a Gap advert?

And there is 'no King of England'.

And if there was he'd be the 'King of Britain'.

I think U2 suck, I'm sure Bono is doing some good in publicising debt relief to the mainstream, but there remains something condescending about him in the third world saying: '"Oh Jeezus, so this lad's got AIDS, bludy tragedy eh?'

How much did the Popmart tour alone cost??!?!?

Bono has the potential to make a stance against Western multinationals but he seems more prepared to play ball with them. But, hell, he IS out there doing something. For that he earns more brownie points than Nicky Wire and Bobby Gillespie - who both just come across as confused and silly when they play the political game...

Calum, Friday, 7 March 2003 16:11 (twenty-three years ago)

I think U2 suck
*sigh*
I know this perpetuates a Rockist Canon conceit but...
Relisten to War, Joshua Tree and Achtung Baby again.
I don't see how anybody (regardless of how much they hate Bono or hate their last four albums) can have anything bad to say about those three records.

Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Friday, 7 March 2003 16:16 (twenty-three years ago)

i think its fair enough that bono thinks "ok,i'm very famous,i should try and use my fame to influence people into changing the world for the better"
the fact that he is an annoying idiot is a seperate point altogether
and i dont think that just because someone decides they want to help third world debt,whether its by contributing a few euro to a collection or speaking out against it,they should then be expected to sell all their belongings,leave their family,and spend the rest of their life tending to lepers in ethiopia or be seen as hypocrites...

robin (robin), Friday, 7 March 2003 16:42 (twenty-three years ago)

i have,however,heard that john o shea,head of goal,one of the main third world charities in ireland,said that the debt is not the issue-if it was dropped,the third world government would just buy more arms,so that the way to go about helping the third world is to reinvest money in helping the people...

robin (robin), Friday, 7 March 2003 16:44 (twenty-three years ago)

,they should then be expected to sell all their belongings,leave their family,and spend the rest of their life tending to lepers in ethiopia or be seen as hypocrites...

Way to go for the extreme!
If someone is the public face for the movement to end poverty, they should set an example and not lead an extravagant lifestyle. Why is this such a hard thing to agree on? I don't think he practice asceticism, just live like a 'normal' working class person.

oops (Oops), Friday, 7 March 2003 16:48 (twenty-three years ago)

i'd prefer bono to be living an extravagent lifestyle,acting like a fool and doing some good for charity than not doing anything at all

robin (robin), Friday, 7 March 2003 16:53 (twenty-three years ago)

uh, yeah. and I'd prefer that someone only kill one person than twenty.
What's your point?

oops (Oops), Friday, 7 March 2003 16:56 (twenty-three years ago)

obviously i think it would be even better if he wasn't such a spa,in the same way as it would be better if he lived a less extravagant lifestyle and thus gave more money to charity,but i lead a comfortable lifestyle,and spend far more money on music,books,alcohol and hash than i do on charity...
it's not a good thing,but thats the way it is
i'm not criticising you for spending 20 units of whatever currency you use on the latest undie hip hop cd instead of giving it to charity...
obviously neither of us can entirely justify spending money on entertaining ourselves while people are dying,but we do it anyway,as does bono...

robin (robin), Friday, 7 March 2003 16:58 (twenty-three years ago)

yes, but you and I are not the spokesman for Third World debt relief

oops (Oops), Friday, 7 March 2003 17:03 (twenty-three years ago)

buy to be practical about it,bono will not dedicate himself entirely to helping the third world...
i don't think that means he shouldn't bother doing anything,i think he is a prat,but he still spends more of his time trying to make a difference than i do,which is fair enough...

robin (robin), Friday, 7 March 2003 17:05 (twenty-three years ago)

Hahaha I support a few good causes but I still spend $50 or more on CDs per month, and last week I bought a $60 pair of shoes. Take me out to the stocks.

Amateurist (amateurist), Friday, 7 March 2003 17:08 (twenty-three years ago)

I don't think he practice asceticism, just live like a 'normal' working class person.
All the sudden I get a mental image of Paul "Bono" Hewson in a sari and sandles marching down the road to Delhi to make salt in the Indian Ocean. Nope. Stick with the leather jacket. He would look like a twit if we wore a sari. Especially if he leaves his "fly goggles" on.

Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Friday, 7 March 2003 18:21 (twenty-three years ago)

tee-hee!

oops (Oops), Friday, 7 March 2003 18:22 (twenty-three years ago)

< BAD DUBLIN ACCENT >You do not unnerstan', I am a Christian, and a muslim, and a hindu...if you are killing him, you are killing me...< /BAD DUBLIN ACCENT >

...

Nope. Ben Kingsley did it better.

Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Friday, 7 March 2003 18:28 (twenty-three years ago)

three years pass...
b0n0 and 3dg3 are in the house as we speak. Perhaps I should ask them why?

Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Thursday, 5 October 2006 14:56 (nineteen years ago)

Perhaps;

tiit (tiit), Thursday, 5 October 2006 19:12 (nineteen years ago)

IN UR HOUSE
FORGIVN UR DEBTS

Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Thursday, 5 October 2006 19:13 (nineteen years ago)

Been eating Africa's food aid :(

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svend (svend), Thursday, 5 October 2006 21:16 (nineteen years ago)

Ooops.

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svend (svend), Thursday, 5 October 2006 21:16 (nineteen years ago)


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