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Being a child of the sub-alternative 80s, it feels a little awkward to welcome a member of NSYNC into my life, but we listen to some pop station that seems to play nothing but Michael Jackson and Justin Timberlake (they play about 12 songs a day and hit "repeat", it seems sometimes).

This dude's singles rule. I downloaded some mp3s but now I see where there can be a major difference between mp3 format and AIFF. These mp3s sound tinny and cheesy compared to the lame shitbox of a radio at work (and that's saying quite a bit). There's no driving bass, the fullness is gone. I probably wouldn't even dig these songs if I heard them on 192 bit mp3s. That's interesting, isn't it? It was a strange realization for me, since I download entire albums all the time without a second thought.

What do you guys think of this feller? I tried to sample the rest of his album by going here: http://ccity.thestore24.com/Pop/Album.asp?p_id=P+++373055&a_id=R+++610485&type=album
but it was super-sub-par (about a hundred times worse than mp3 format), so I quickly erased from my brain any impressions I might have made.

Scaredy Cat, Wednesday, 23 April 2003 08:31 (twenty-two years ago)

the album is excellent; it's worth picking up. and ignore Dan and Ned trying to tell you otherwise.

M Matos (M Matos), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 08:37 (twenty-two years ago)

He's the Fred Astaire of the 21st Century!

Jerry the Nipper (Jerrynipper), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 08:50 (twenty-two years ago)

It is kinda interesting. I recently went to the Winter Music Conference in Miami, and there I attended a seminar with, among others, Francois Kevorkian on the board. When the talk fell on whether digital files was the future of DJing, he went completely apeshit and started a long rant about how we should focus on the quality of sound (for the benefit of the listeners and clubbers) instead of getting all hyped up about the latest digital format - namely MP3's. He ended by saying that he'd wish he could play on master tapes instead of vinyl because of the superior sound quality.

Something annoys me about his argument. When I was a kid, I recorded my Duran Duran, my Rock Steady Crew, my Nik Kershaw on a shitty Hitachi boombox with a radio in it. I *loved* these songs, and my friends and myself swapped cassettes and talked for hours about inferiority/supereriority og Howard Jones and Ray Parker, Jr. I recently read an interview with an author, who - apparently with a great deal of love in his eyes - talked about the first time he heard The Beatles' 'Twist and Shout', on a small and fuzzy transistor radio just before he had to go and meet some girl he was in love with.

My point is this: Sound quality is of course an issue, but so is the setting: When and where you hear the music, and what mindstate you are in. I don't believe that the relative loss of quality in the MP3's is really important. They primarily serve the function of cassettes back in the 1980ies: The quality isn't the best, the looks aren't indeed either, but it'll get you introduced to a lot of music you would never have bought yourself.

How's that?

Jay K (Jay K), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 08:55 (twenty-two years ago)

I agree. You're right, his attitude is almost like "I've REALLY heard how good these records are, the public only hear shit versions".


And yes you're otm, it is the setting, particularly when you're talking house music as Francois K surely is.

Ronan (Ronan), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 08:58 (twenty-two years ago)

I love Justin. Emma's got the album and it's top, his singles from it so far are absolutely faultless, but the trace elements of 'indiekid' in me have so far prevented me buying it. I'll wait till it hits the sale racks at some time, so I can pick it up with some Kraftwerk or Guns N Roses or Miles Davis just to confuse the staff. Great dancer, great sonics, good singer, great image, seems like a decent, down-to-earth guy (as the MTV stitch-up thing where he was crying for his mum proved!); he's the only True Star we've got at the moment, isn't he?

Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 09:01 (twenty-two years ago)

Has everyone lost their marbles? Let's get a grip for a second here...

OK, 'Like I Love You' is a wicked single and I fully admit to shakin' a leg to it on a dance floor at some point. FACT: whenever he is played at clubs/bars, people dance. Oddly, this is even the case at hipster 'indie' nights - although I can't tell if people are digging it because they like it or because it's ironic. Hard to tell these days...

For the record, I'm a firm believer that music should be judged purely on a personal like/don't like basis, and chart position, popularity with pre-teen girls, reviews, etc, shouldn't taint one's opinion about music. Hey, if you secretly like a Bryan Adams song, so be it! However, I have no resepct for 'artists' who have little or nothing to do with 'their' music. I realize the music industry has always had its fair shair of manufactured pop, but it seems that right now things are getting out of hand. Yes, Justin has a good voice and can dance, but all the credit should go to the Neptunes and Timberland, not him. Everything about his career is carefully sculpted - songwriters, producers, choreographers, personal trainers, stylists, wardrobe, etc. Look, he might be a swell guy and good for him for being a proper star - it's a decent job. But let's not celebrate him too much when so many other 'artists' have to do everything the old fashioned way - themselves. Yes, I'm an idealist, but one can dream, right?

Sorry for being a downer. I have a cold so maybe that is making me grumpy today...

Rob Bolton, Wednesday, 23 April 2003 10:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Do you not think though Rob that it's a bit of a leap to suggest that someone else could have been a success with the same songs? He's obviously got something.

Ronan (Ronan), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 10:06 (twenty-two years ago)

Yes, Mr Astaire, you can dance charmingly and sing a little in 'Broadway Melody of 1940', but the true credit of course goes to the director Norman Taurog.

AKA: why should performers have to write or produce their own work?!? This is an ancient ILM bugbear, I know.

Jerry the Nipper (Jerrynipper), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 10:07 (twenty-two years ago)

an ancient world bugbear!

Ronan (Ronan), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 10:11 (twenty-two years ago)

i too am being won over by that crafty scamp - its really down to that other crafty scamp tho (Pharrell), i wasnt big on 'like i love you' but i like 'rock your body' and especially 'last night'

stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 10:22 (twenty-two years ago)

What swung it for me was the video for 'Cry me a river'. I might write more about this later.

Jerry the Nipper (Jerrynipper), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 10:24 (twenty-two years ago)

Ronan - yeah, so pretentious, that Francois K guy. And the way he talked about MP3's: "I'm not interested in that. I'm interested in master tapes". Uuuuurgh!!!

That's the sound of an old mand, falling backwards into the quality trap. It's not like every club has the best sound system in the workd, or like everybody has professional sound equipment at home. But, you know what? Last time I checked, I was able to enjoy music anyway, have fun and dance.

Let's just keep in mind that music's a social thing, too, that's all.

Jay K (Jay K), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 10:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Justin's a talented performer no doubt - dancing good but it does actually come CLOSE to Jacko at time, singing is 'ih' but thats fine, he pulls off the 'talking over the track' thing pretty well, and er, he does a good beatbox.

weird thing about 'Cry Me A River' - didnt like it at all at first - took almost 3 months but now i love it, esp. the Timbaland bit at the end and just hearing it so much that i started to properly register the complexity of it...its probably one of Tim's more complicated arrangements.

stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 10:26 (twenty-two years ago)

as for the Francois K thing, i sympathise with the guy to an extent but i'm really not that bothered about quality - i'll take quantity and convenience every time. spent more of my youth listening to crappy pirate signal then flawless sound systems in clubs after all.

stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 10:28 (twenty-two years ago)

I think the key thing about Justin Timberlake, as I see it, is that he has sold the choreography and the dancing and the physical reaction as much as the records themselves.

I mean the popists might refute this but with most of the other major pop songs/events of the last few years, the dancing and the response was a minor part, maybe something 12 year old girls did in front of the TV. But with Justin, it suddenly is as cool and vital an aspect of the package as the song itself, it's impossible NOT to try and dance to Like I Love You, mainly cos the guy is a fucking phenomenal dancer with great choreographers, but it wouldn't work without the song either.

I think there's probably an interesting point to be made about invoking the history of the male superstar, Jacko etc, through dancing more than singing. I mean it appears Justin has become super cool overnight, and you wonder why, it can't be just a musical thing, he's danced his way into the new image as far as I'm concerned.

Ronan (Ronan), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 10:30 (twenty-two years ago)

The album is brilliant. Infectious. Seriously. There are one or two lame lyrical conceits, but that never stopped Prince, and this is music for 21st century Prince fans who still know there's at least one great ballad on every one of his albums, but want some stunning pop music to dance to. With tight production. No irony here.

Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 10:32 (twenty-two years ago)

I mean furthermore I suppose it's the old theory of people responding more to visuals and images more than anything else.

Ronan (Ronan), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 10:33 (twenty-two years ago)

Hmmm.. As for "Cry Me a River". Not much of a song. Good production work by Neptunes and Timbaland.

Not enough to make it "good" though, as long as the song itself doesn't work without the great production (plus Justin Timberlake himself should have no credit for it anyway)

Geir Hongro (GeirHong), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 10:34 (twenty-two years ago)

I have a feeling this is going to be the form that any long term discussion of this album will take - is the Neptunes songwriting/production a trojan horse that allows Justin to slip into our collective favour? Would this album be as popualr if it was made by Usher, for example?

Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 10:41 (twenty-two years ago)

For the record, my favourite song on the album might be "Take It From Here" as opposed to any of the singles, but I have a feeling this is one song that won't find favour with too many folks on ILM. I could be wrong.

Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 10:44 (twenty-two years ago)

its a gays and girls thing. which is my favourite company. o, and ILMers of course.

gaz (gaz), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 10:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah NS I was hinting at this on some other thread a few weeks ago - whether it's a pretty good Neptunes lp with a tolerable muppet out front or whether it's the pop sensibility of the Neps alchemised into something even better thru the persona of JT.

I personally fall into the second camp... in the past I've found it easy to admire Pharrell/Timbaland... but not so easy to love them. And I suspect, for me, it all comes down to the various ineffables of "personality", our relationship with the star. I can't help it - I love the guy, very blatantly wearing a 'Thriller' era MJ trilby, sneaky-peteing thru Britney's house, rocking the playboy mansion with Nelly...

The Face had an editorial on this in this ish with JT on the cover - heralding him as a return to the idea of the "proper 80s popstar", an advance on the production-line poppets of the late 90s... hmmm.

Jerry the Nipper (Jerrynipper), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 10:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Usher's 'U Don't Have To Call' is the only track by him i like...its an interesting point tho. you could easily fall into the 'Justin's only getting this much praise cos he's white' idea thinking about it. not that i've heard such complaints from ANYONE yet. thing is if it had been Usher the album would sound different, the Neptunes wouldnt have gone on as much of a pop tip and it just wouldnt have come off as as accessible. ironically Usher has declared he wants to be as big as Jackson in the past, only to have Justin overtake him on that road - not that either would really get to that level anyway. and wasnt at least half of 'Justified' originall material written by the Neptunes for Jackson?

stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 10:52 (twenty-two years ago)

if it had been Usher the album would sound different, the Neptunes wouldnt have gone on as much of a pop tip and it just wouldnt have come off as as accessible.

True, but isn't Justin being marketed as an R&B "performer" as well as a pop star? That seems to be how he wants to posit himself in interviews.

Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 10:56 (twenty-two years ago)

I've probably listened to his album more than any in the past year. In part, this is because my wife loves it, but I love it too. It's just a great fucking pop album; I liked it right away, but it's grown on me too. While that has a lot to do with the Neptunes/Timbaland, I do think the album has a cohesive sound beyond their individual contributions and I also think that, while it obviously has their trademark on it, it doesn't simply sound the same as their other work (the difference is there a lot of classic soul/R&B references worked in there, from MJ to Shalamar). And I think that must have something to do with Mr JT--even though I don't have much interest in him as a persona.

Ben Williams, Wednesday, 23 April 2003 10:56 (twenty-two years ago)

does anyone think the Timbaland productions outstrip the Neptunes ones on the album? i havent heard it all but it seems pretty obvious whose tracks are whose, and Tim's seem to have a denser structure if 'cry me a river' is anything to go by...or is that the big centrepiece of the album?

stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 11:01 (twenty-two years ago)

Stax, Brill Building, Bacharach, Motown...

Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 11:19 (twenty-two years ago)

As far as white guys go, JT's got less soul than David Clayton Thomas.

Evan (Evan), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 12:17 (twenty-two years ago)

The issue of soul is kind of a silly one, much like it's cousin sincerity.

Nicole (Nicole), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 12:20 (twenty-two years ago)

ignore Dan and Ned trying to tell you otherwise.

Keep telling yourself that. ;-)

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 12:23 (twenty-two years ago)

Stax, Brill Building, Bacharach, Motown...

While I would also say most of those singers were overrated (and that the songwriters should have most of the honour), the singers at Motown and Stax were still considerably better vocalists than Justin Timberlake.

Geir Hongro (GeirHong), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 12:24 (twenty-two years ago)

We all know Ned has furtively taped up JT and Keanu posters in someplace in his apartment.

Nicole (Nicole), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 12:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Yes, Justin has a good voice

ME TO THREAD.

Justin doesn't have a good voice. I loathe his voice. He sucks so much ass he has a tattoo on the back of his neck that says "Booty Hoover". "Dance With Me" is the ONLY song from his album that I've heard where I haven't wanted to punch him, largely because it's the only song I've heard where he phonates and gets out of his reedy, nasal, can't-really-hit-the-notes shtick. He sound is unsupported, weak, overly buzzy and intrusive. He took what should have been a fantastic song ("Cry Me A River") and vocally defecated all over it, defiling it like he was a deranged coprophiliac hopped up on laxatives let loose in the Louvre.

HE IS AN ABOMINATION AND HE MUST BE STOPPED.

(He is a good dancer, though.)

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 12:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Dan you are becoming the Geir of vocal technique!

Jerry the Nipper (Jerrynipper), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 12:30 (twenty-two years ago)

as i suggested, Justin's singing ability is not particularly relevant, especially as he excels in other areas.

stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 12:30 (twenty-two years ago)

HAHAHA! Would Geir ever come up with a line like He sucks so much ass he has a tattoo on the back of his neck that says "Booty Hoover"? I DON'T THINK SO.

(PS: "He sound" = "His sound")

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 12:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Steve, Justin's singing ability is not particularly relevant TO YOU. It is to me. (And really, I wouldn't have so much of an issue with it if people didn't keep going on and on about what a great singer he is; my complaint is really less to do with his inherent ability and more to do with how is voice matches the songs he does. To date, his best recorded perfomance is still 'NSync's "Gone".)

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 12:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Justin doesn't have a good voice. I loathe his voice.

Can I echo this and in fact replace the goddamn Hollywood sign with this statement? And if you're asking me to not care about his music but his personality and public image or to say that's why he matters, DIE. I am about as fascinated by that as I am by Eminem's, ie not one fucking iota.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 12:37 (twenty-two years ago)

Maybe I should start watching videos again if I want to enjoy music! This album's already on sale in NZ.

Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 12:38 (twenty-two years ago)

Yes, buy it. You will not be disappointed. DanandNed are just confirming their rep as interweb mentalists.

Nicole (Nicole), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 12:54 (twenty-two years ago)

I like this album a lot.

RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 12:58 (twenty-two years ago)

I think, being a rockist, I'll prob get the NERD lp first. And I DO MEAN LP! So is that ok, that record?

Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 12:59 (twenty-two years ago)

I like that album a lot, too.

RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 13:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Dan and Ned, as much as I (we) love them, are old curmudgeons! Mwuahahaha! They don't eat sweets no more without feeling guilty so they Can Not Comment!

The NERD album is t'riffic.

Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 13:02 (twenty-two years ago)

weird thing about 'Cry Me A River' - didnt like it at all at first - took almost 3 months but now i love it, esp. the Timbaland bit at the end

That's the part of the song that really does it for me too. Seals the deal. The way he's saying "The damage is done, so I'll guess I'll be leaving" is in such a fashion where you don't really feel he's planning on heading out at all--or in a way in which the damage being spoken of isn't damage on himself at this point in the song. It's a fantastic song, and the video is so spectacularly creepy that I'm not even sure what to say about it. Justin: So Crazy I'll Probably End Up Dating Him!

Dan is right, Justin has a horrendous voice. It's a huge reason why I don't like a lot of the rest of his songs. I'd prefer them if someone else (not fucking Usher thank you!) sang a lot of the ones I don't like, because it's his screeching falsetto that turns me off them.

Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 13:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Dan, i meant i didnt think it was relevant in general - same deal with Britney. they are adored for their total product which is greater than the sum of its parts in both cases (i.e. neither's voice is particularly standout), because i agree with you in a way but really havent the Neptunes built their tracks AROUND Justin's voice and its nuances/limitations? so it does fit really, it HAS to fit...not sure i'm convinced of that but just throwing it out

stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 13:07 (twenty-two years ago)

So is he really trying to be Thriller Michael? So far it sounds like it, I don't think I've heard any of these songs of his (sadly, I wanna hear Like I Love You or whatever) and I like Britney's voice ok.

Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 13:09 (twenty-two years ago)

That's the part of the song that really does it for me too. Seals the deal. The way he's saying "The damage is done, so I'll guess I'll be leaving" is in such a fashion where you don't really feel he's planning on heading out at all--or in a way in which the damage being spoken of isn't damage on himself at this point in the song.

Tim is saying it in that sarcastic 'oh well' vein, as if he/Justin planned it all along and gets a kick out of the fact someone else may be hurt. it doesnt come off as disturbing as it should be because Tim has such a wily grin about him and he knows he's getting away with it...its just a nice in-character method

stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 13:11 (twenty-two years ago)

So is he really trying to be Thriller Michael?

If anything I think the album sounds a lot closer to Off the Wall era Michael.

Nicole (Nicole), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 13:14 (twenty-two years ago)

I thought it was rueful more than sarcastic. Like the revenge is served cold, but it doesn't taste any sweeter. I love that bit in the video when JT catches the scent in "Britney's" hair as she passes by and just swoons. It's like, "I'm trying to convince myself I'm over it, but my heart is still broken".

Jerry the Nipper (Jerrynipper), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 13:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Dan and Ned are OTM - his voice is fucking dreadful especially when he does that whiney falsetto thing. I don't really buy the "the production redeems it" line because every time I hear a Timberlake record I can't help but think how much better it would be with just about anyone else singing over it.

I do like the Neptunes hook on Like I Love You, mind.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 13:17 (twenty-two years ago)

("how is voice" = "how his voice" I AM A TYPO MACHIEN)

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 13:24 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm not vocally trained. I don't think he has the greatest voice in the world. He overreaches sometimes. But you know, he ain't that bad people! All this whining about his voice is way more over the top than his so-called "screeching..." ;) And since for some mysterious reason none of these other singers who would supposedly make the music so much better have actually done an album as consistent as Justified, I'll settle for what we've got...

The "damage is done" bit rules because that's where they break the beat down; see also the end of "Take Me Now"

Ben Williams, Wednesday, 23 April 2003 13:24 (twenty-two years ago)

Tim is saying it in that sarcastic 'oh well' vein, as if he/Justin planned it all along and gets a kick out of the fact someone else may be hurt. it doesnt come off as disturbing as it should be because Tim has such a wily grin about him and he knows he's getting away with it...

I don't really think that's how it comes across within the song's constructs at all. The entire song comes off extrodinarily bitter--actually, if you notice, the second part of the chorus is sung in an incredibly high falsetto, very feminine, as if he's imitating his ex-girlfriend's voice*. Tim does come across grinning, but not in a wily or scampish way at all. Justin sounds on the verge of losing it and the pitch in his voice gets increasingly nervous and "mocking" as the song goes on, and the crashing together of the musical elements right after Tim's spoken bit just heighten this weird sense of him doing something really horrible to the girl, if even "just" psychologically horrible.

Actually < /Geir>, if I was to pick a song in a strangely "similar" vein, ie sounds dangerously stalkerish, Enrique Iglesias's "Escape" sounds wily and scampish, despite having ridiculously disturbing lyrics! Comparing the two songs, Enrique comes off all Pepe LePew and loveable despite actively hunting down this girl who doesn't want him anymore and telling her she can't leave him, while Justin sounds like he's about thisclose to stabbing Britney to death.

* Yeah, I know he sings like this all the goddamned time for no reason besides "Hey! Do you remember Michael Jackson?" but in the context of me liking this song, I choose to ignore that irrefutable fact so we're going to need to all ignore it for sake of my post. Thank you in advance for your cooperation in this matter.

Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 13:26 (twenty-two years ago)

How come I can write a one-page post about Justin Fucking Timberlake but cannot write more than two sentences about the meta-rock-canon?

Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 13:26 (twenty-two years ago)

We're veering straight into the realms of personal taste here, but I would SO PREFER to hear all of Usher's albums on endless repeat than ANY song off of _Justified_.

(haha Ally's footnote rules the universe!)

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 13:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Hey! Dan! Do you remember Prince?! Justin does!

Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 13:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Justin : Michael Jackson :: JC : Prince

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 13:29 (twenty-two years ago)

U Got it Bad ruined Usher for me. The stigma of that crushingly boring song has stuck to him like a dryer sheet on a sweater.

Nicole (Nicole), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 13:30 (twenty-two years ago)

B-b-but Nicole! "My Way", "U Make Me Wanna", "Nice And Slow", "U Don't Have To Call", "U Remind Me"! (See, Usher remembers Prince, too!)

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 13:31 (twenty-two years ago)

Initially, I thought you were comparing Justin to Christ, Dan.

Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 13:32 (twenty-two years ago)

DanandNed are just confirming their rep as interweb mentalists.

No, we're merely straightforward about what we will and will not have in the house (this is why we're right about My Life With the Thrill Kill Kult).

But you know, he ain't that bad people!

I'm happy you're happy.

"Cry Me a River" as a sign of JT's psychological torment -- more like the random high school post-bust-up victim who just needs to drink some lime vodka and throw up behind the bleachers one night when the football team is losing badly and it's raining so that next week he can go to class and see her there and maybe carve something into the desktop with the pointy part of a compass but that'll be about it.

As for the Usher conundrum, he immediately scores points with me for NOT being JT, so really it all improves from there.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 13:32 (twenty-two years ago)

"Hey! Do you remember Mary Magdalene? Justin does! AND HE'S GOING TO GET THAT BITCH."

Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 13:32 (twenty-two years ago)

I, for one, will happily nail him up somewhere, say outside the TRL studios, under a sign saying "Justin, King of the Feebs."

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 13:33 (twenty-two years ago)

JT obviously strikes some bizarre psychological nerve for you two... in Ned's case it seems to be more personal, perhaps harking back to painful high school experiences, in Dan's case it's a combination of being more knowledgeable than most about vocal technique and pique that JT has muscled in on the wannabe-MJ territory previously owned by Usher...

;o)

Ben Williams, Wednesday, 23 April 2003 13:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Who cares anyway, he was in NSYNC. Piss off.

Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 13:37 (twenty-two years ago)

< /ObnoxiousRockism>

Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 13:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Sorry, forgot that!

Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 13:40 (twenty-two years ago)

JT obviously strikes some bizarre psychological nerve for you two...

Hey, that experience wasn't mine. Wisely, I just didn't date anyone in high school at all. ;-)

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 13:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Hey, Ned can get angreeee! I knew you had it in you, buddy.

Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 13:52 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't really think that's how it comes across within the song's constructs at all.

maybe you're right, its probably his wry smile in the video that got me...i've never really quite understood the video to be honest. i've never paid enough attention but it seems that Justin has quickly realised what he's done and Tim is just the little devil on his shoulder smug that his meddling work is done. probably not really the case at all...

stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 13:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Hey, Ned can get angreeee! I knew you had it in you, buddy.

Exceptions to the rule. ;-)

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 14:08 (twenty-two years ago)

I was hoping this thread would be about how great Justin was, you've all ruined my day and I hate you.

Ronan (Ronan), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 14:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Yr great though, cheer up

Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 14:29 (twenty-two years ago)

He is still great Ronan! Don't let the hatas get you down!

One day I will have to expand on my thesis on how he is the ultimate Sanrio character.

Nicole (Nicole), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 14:29 (twenty-two years ago)

Can today be that day?

Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 14:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Perhaps.

Nicole (Nicole), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 14:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Gee that'll change some minds

Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 14:34 (twenty-two years ago)

It will, I know this because Ned is a closet Spottie Dottie fan. If I could only school him in the connection between the two, all of the hostility would fade away like a bad dye job.

Nicole (Nicole), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 14:54 (twenty-two years ago)

If I told you it was Secretary's Day and I am a Secretary and should be showered with gifts like Sanrio Timberlake thesises, would it sway your "Perhaps" to a "Definitely"?

Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 14:55 (twenty-two years ago)

justin timberlake = complete guilty pleasure for me. The album (minus a few tracks) is fantastic. I especially like the slick not-slick production and the vocal nods to Michael Jackson.

disco stu (disco stu), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 14:58 (twenty-two years ago)

It will, I know this because Ned is a closet Spottie Dottie fan.

If I knew which character this was I'm sure this could be confirmed or denied.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 15:13 (twenty-two years ago)

It's a Dalmatian that likes lipstick and tea parties and other girly nonsense.

Nicole (Nicole), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 15:14 (twenty-two years ago)

How in the world is JT even slightly comparable to that obvious brilliance? If anything it sounds like the musical equivalent would be Brian Molko. ;-)

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 15:16 (twenty-two years ago)

It's a girl Dalmatian though! I pick up more of an xtina vibe off of Dottie.

Nicole (Nicole), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 15:17 (twenty-two years ago)

It's a girl Dalmatian though!

Dammit, how boring! J-pop has enough fashion styled guys with lipstick in it, why the hell isn't Sanrio following this trend!

I pick up more of an xtina vibe off of Dottie.

So I'm trying to imagine a Sanrio character writhing around a wrestling ring...EURGH. Otaku perversion!

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 15:27 (twenty-two years ago)

i was well against him at the start,but cry me a river won me over...
the video is great as well...as for the arguement about whether someone else could have done the same with the same songs,eg usher,i was going to say not at all,i'd never like usher,but i suppose i would have said the same about timberlake a while ago...

i think cry me a river is one of the best timbaland productions
does anyone know what the male vocal sample at the start is?

the prince/michael jackson comparisons are spot on,but i don't think its in a "hey,remember..."/rip off kind of way,so much as a "there used to be these all encompassing pop stars,now there aren't,why not?" kind of way

so what should i download next?
i've only heard the singles...

robin (robin), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 15:34 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.camppacs.com/products/camp2002/sanrio/spottiedottiebg.jpg

Jerry the Nipper (Jerrynipper), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 15:37 (twenty-two years ago)

Aw. :-) No, not drug infested enough to be Molko and certainly easier to look at than JT.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 15:38 (twenty-two years ago)

so what should i download next?

Last Night

stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 15:43 (twenty-two years ago)

It's funny. Justin's voice never bothered me in the context of N'Sync (esp. on songs like "Pop" and "Gone"), but I think the Jerry Lewis/Steve Urkel quality of his voice ("laaady!") comes out when the beats move further away from trashy kiddie-pop to straight-up Usherland material. On "Senorita," "Like I Love You" and "Cry Me A River" the way the material and his voice connect is so fascinating I don't mind the fact that he sounds like a desperate wanna-be, but most of the material on Justified grates with me. I think part of it has to do with the insipidness of the lyrics ("I wanna be the wind so I can blow your mind..." yeeesh! "Bet I have you naked by the end of this song" don't count on it!) and his not-always-cute determination to sound like King Stud. If you're the kind of person who has to be reminded to listen to the singer, you'll be pleased with the intriguing beats and all that (even if the Neptunes tracks feel like hi-fi Ween genre exercises half the time). But I was WAY disappointed by this album.

Plus he's acting and looking like THIS guy, whom none of us claimed to be impressed by.

http://image.allmusic.com/00/amg/cov200/dre600/e627/e62777qwjlu.jpg

Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 15:57 (twenty-two years ago)

even if the Neptunes tracks feel like hi-fi Ween genre exercises half the time

Anthony I kiss you.

A friend of mine was working at Sony when Jon B surfaced and was supposed to be the thing. Uh, no.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 16:19 (twenty-two years ago)

_Justified_ would be fantastic if all the songs on it were sung by Thom Yorke.

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 16:21 (twenty-two years ago)

Thom Yorke going "Drums" = head explodes.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 16:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Thom Yorke =

Just somethin' about you
Way I'm lookin at you whatever
keep lookin at me
Gettin' scared now, right?
Don't fear me baby, it's just Thom
It feel good right?
Listen

Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 16:42 (twenty-two years ago)

_Justified_ would be fantastic if all the songs on it were sung by Thom Yorke.
I just laughed so loud it sounded something more like an anguished scream.

Melissa W (Melissa W), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 16:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Hey, there was that Radiohead boy band album, I'm sure there's a Thomasized in the works.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 16:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Justified would be fantastic is all the songs were sung by Usher, as it is I have a feeling it's fantastic anyway (ALL the singles are so far - it's like Thriller or Faith)(and it's a shame cuz the guy IS a kiss-and-tell asshole and is a meh enough singer to make you dream of MJ or even Usher singing on this instead).

James Blount (James Blount), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 16:58 (twenty-two years ago)

THANK YOU JAMES (although I do think "Like I Love You" has some production problems with the reverb on the drums). It's not the songs I object to, IT'S THE SINGER.

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 17:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah, but it's like better than Thriller, though, really.

the jel (the jel), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 17:10 (twenty-two years ago)

I think the album might have had the potential to be better than _Thriller_ if the singing wasn't completely loathsome and wrong.

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 17:11 (twenty-two years ago)

I have a lot of the same criticisms of JT as James does, but that doesn't get in the way of me enjoying the album.

Nicole (Nicole), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 17:18 (twenty-two years ago)

THOM YORKE!

Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 17:23 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't mind JT as a pop star. Added to the flawless singles, mesmerizing production, he also seems like a fun interview. You can't claim he's a totally maunfactured, faceless pop star because his performances (Michael Jacksonisms) communicate the fact that he's a genuine music fan.

theodre fogelsanger, Wednesday, 23 April 2003 18:02 (twenty-two years ago)

Some singers can get swathed enough in a record that if they're bleah enough one can still enjoy (this is what I kept telling myself when I was listening to the Mission a lot). JT does not have this advantage.

he's a genuine music fan

Argh. I would hate him still if he came up to me and said "I listen to music even in my sleep thanks to electrodes."

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 18:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Thom Yorke - *groan*. I guess it would be more interesting than Hail to the Thief which I turned off halfway through because it was putting me to sleep...

disco stu (disco stu), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 18:13 (twenty-two years ago)

You people need to get with the program. "Last Night" was the best song of 2002.

ryan, Wednesday, 23 April 2003 18:21 (twenty-two years ago)

Argh, please tell me you aren't talking about that plodfest-on-speed by The Strokes...

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 18:22 (twenty-two years ago)

haha, good lord no!

ryan, Wednesday, 23 April 2003 18:23 (twenty-two years ago)

LAAAAAAST niiiight she saaaaaaid...something something something. Never mind.

Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 18:48 (twenty-two years ago)

Thom Yorke singing those songs = even worse than Thom Yorke singing his own songs!

M Matos (M Matos), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 18:52 (twenty-two years ago)

plodfest-on-speed

I am going to use this term if I can. (It's actually the only Strokes song I can stand.)

You people need to get with the program.

Only if you get with mine -- and since you're not obligated, the reverse need not happen either. ;-)

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 19:05 (twenty-two years ago)

(I knew it was a matter of time before Ned and Dan hijacked this thread.)

M Matos (M Matos), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 19:08 (twenty-two years ago)

You freakin' INVOKED us! That upped the chances considerably! And anyway the vision of Thom Yorke's Justified completely validates Dan's hijacking. :-)

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 19:10 (twenty-two years ago)

I have watched the videos and his voice is fine (to these untrained years) (the falsettos make me laugh, leave it at that).

I won't be buying it bcz I find all chart pop unlistenable once it gets to my stereo.

Thom yorke should definetely sing this stuff. it might cheer that fucker up (here's hoping anyway).

Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 19:10 (twenty-two years ago)

no, invoking involves saying your names each three times. I'm only on two so far, w/no more planned--the damage is done, so I guess I'll be leaving (hint, hint)

M Matos (M Matos), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 19:15 (twenty-two years ago)

No wonder Mr. Matos always gets that catch in his voice when talking about Britney.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 19:23 (twenty-two years ago)

Britney has brown hair.

Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 19:33 (twenty-two years ago)

The truly scary thing is when you start hearing those lyrics and connecting them with what you read in the Enquirer about Ben Affleck and Britney...

Ben Williams, Wednesday, 23 April 2003 19:41 (twenty-two years ago)

No no, it's better to think about La Brit and Fred Durst.

Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 19:44 (twenty-two years ago)

You know, he Becomes a Woman a lot on that album: my favorite thing is still the bit of "Senorita" where he does the call-and-response part for the ladies.

nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 19:49 (twenty-two years ago)

that call-and-response thing is fucking incredible, yes.

M Matos (M Matos), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 19:50 (twenty-two years ago)

You know, he Becomes a Woman a lot on that album:

Ew, Justin Timberlake menses.

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 19:54 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh right, everyone thinks it's funny when Eminem gets his period...

nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 19:59 (twenty-two years ago)

"Cleaning Out My Closet" = worst euphemism yet?

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 20:01 (twenty-two years ago)

Eminem's got mad flow

James Blount (James Blount), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 20:02 (twenty-two years ago)

ENOUGH OF THE PERIOD JOKES ALREADY!

Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 20:11 (twenty-two years ago)

big time ditto nabisco and matos on the senorita c+r.

mitch lastnamewithheld (mitchlnw), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 20:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Can I at least point out the sheer horror of Ned making the "closet" joke? Closets are really big, dude.

nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 21:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Anyway.. I mean, Justin Timberlake can't sing. He doesn't play any of the instruments. The songs aren't written by him. And he hasn't produced either.

What the heck is he doing on the album?

Geir Hongro (GeirHong), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 21:31 (twenty-two years ago)

and i know i'm coming in late to this, but tho i don't have as strong a reaction to it as Dan & Ned do, I find the song pretty boring - JT IS a bad singer and his 'skills' or lack therof are not utilised in an interesting way

overall reactions - blah & blech

H (Heruy), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 21:36 (twenty-two years ago)

And, really, I am not speaking of the music in this case. The only thing I have heard from that album is "Cry My a River", which is kind of cool and actually surprisingly good to come from a combination of an ex-boyband member and a team of R&B producers.

My main problem about the album is that I cannot quite see exactly what Justin Timberlake has contributed, other than borrowing his voice to Timbaland's Autotune. So then, why is the album credited to Justin Timberlake?

I think the answer is pretty obvious btw: He is good-looking and a lot of teenage girls have the hots for him.

Geir Hongro (GeirHong), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 21:41 (twenty-two years ago)

so? you don't like pop music geir?

gaz (gaz), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 21:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Beatles=pop music

Geir Hongro (GeirHong), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 21:52 (twenty-two years ago)

o, i forgot.

gaz (gaz), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 21:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Geir, why the hell do you care what Timberlake contributed? If you buy the record, Timbaland and the Neptunes get royalties too, right? So who cares? Do you refuse to watch television because "Sony" didn't actually assemble your set, it was actually some guy at a factory?

nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 21:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Anyway, considering who has actually done most of the creative work on the album, Timberlake should at least change his name to Timbalake, just as a tribute. :-)

Geir Hongro (GeirHong), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 21:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Next time around, he moves on to another production team, and people will still buy the record, no matter how crap it is. Because they think that the fact that it is supposed to be a Justin Timberlake album matters at all.

I mean, I think songwriters are generally discredited and underrated. Elvis Presley was also overrated, but he could at least sing. Justin Timberlake cannot even sing. So then, why is he releasing records?

Geir Hongro (GeirHong), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 21:57 (twenty-two years ago)

he is good looking and a lot of teenage girls/boys have the hots for him. (not to mention 20something/30something/40something boys and girls)

gaz (gaz), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 21:59 (twenty-two years ago)

In other words, he should have been a model instead.

Geir Hongro (GeirHong), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 22:01 (twenty-two years ago)

Of 13 tracks, I think the Neptunes have production/songwriting credit on 5-6 tops, Timbaland has 2-3, the rest are from various others, Brian McKnight etc. And in your rush to tedious, hackneyed puppet theories, you really shouldn't underestimate the efforts of the entire team on this, either. There are multitudes behind the scenes!

Now, what's driving me nuts is that I can't get hold of a full version of the Puffy-produced track Love Don't Love Me, which was left off the ablum and sounds totally badass in the snippets I have been able to find.

Ben Williams, Wednesday, 23 April 2003 22:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Actually, the Timbalake crack was kind of funny.

Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 22:25 (twenty-two years ago)

geir,maybe when someone says that they like the justin timberlake album you should presume that what they mean is that when they put the album released under the name justin timberlake into their stereo they enjoy the sound that comes out,regardless of who made it...
the fact that you believe the album should be credited to someone else shouldn't make a difference to a judgement of the music,its a separate issue...

robin (robin), Thursday, 24 April 2003 00:31 (twenty-two years ago)

also,ben,what did it say in the national enquirer?
i'm amazed at how fucked up and creepy the video is as it is...

robin (robin), Thursday, 24 April 2003 00:33 (twenty-two years ago)

The call and response part of "Senorita" is cute, but I'm shocked grown adults are calling it amazing (Xgau's review is so embarassingly affectionate I'd almost assume he was a chickenhawk). You ever seen the original Nutty Professor? At his worst Timberlake sounds like Buddy Love did when he started turning back into the professor. LADEEEES! OH, LADEEES!

Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 24 April 2003 00:47 (twenty-two years ago)

also, does Pharrell sing on the chorus of "Rock Your Body." I know Timbie's lip syncing all of it in the video (and it could be him) but the part about grabbing all the girls on the floor REALLY sounds like Mr. Williams. That's what I assumed when I got the album.

Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 24 April 2003 00:53 (twenty-two years ago)

I really like the brash confidence of this album epitomized by the call-and-response part that was mentioned above--it fits beautifully into the song. I don't much care what JT may or may not be like IRL as I think he's a reasonably good actor here; the personas he adapts are convincing and compelling for as long as the songs are playing.

I even like the treacly ballads, for one thing because they mean that the record is true to its models (ahem "Lady in My Life"). The new single (is it called "Rock Your Body"?) is a straight-up Off the Wall homage but there's something different about the rhythm section--figuring out what that something is has been my task in my free moments so far this week.

4mateurist (amateurist), Thursday, 24 April 2003 00:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Although I don't quite get why people rave about that bit in Senorita (tho I love the song in general) I think it's meant to be a little tongue in cheek, or at worst, just goofy.

I don't hear Pharrell on Rock Your Body.

I can't believe I am relating this, but according to the National Enquirer (or the Star, or whoever), Ben Affleck had a brief thing with Britney in the early days of his romance with J.Lo and he told Timberlake about it. Hence, if you will, the line in the song about "I heard it from him."

Also noone has mentioned that the Basement Jaxx remixes of Like I Love You make Justin's voice sound even weirder, in a very cool way.

Ben Williams, Thursday, 24 April 2003 01:01 (twenty-two years ago)

doesn't being true to your models remind the audience of the much better artists they could be listening to? Especially when you're Stevie Wonder homage contains the line "you're out of this world except you're not green."

Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 24 April 2003 01:02 (twenty-two years ago)

justin isn't so attractive.

he has writing and 'vocal arrangement'credits on all the songs.

RJG (RJG), Thursday, 24 April 2003 01:02 (twenty-two years ago)

ooh ooh ooh - must download basement jaxx remix of like i luv ewe, esp. since it's neptunes meet rendez-vu as is

James Blount (James Blount), Thursday, 24 April 2003 01:19 (twenty-two years ago)

and the timbalake crack was pretty good

James Blount (James Blount), Thursday, 24 April 2003 01:20 (twenty-two years ago)

All hail Ned fucking Raggett.

That is all.

Evan (Evan), Thursday, 24 April 2003 02:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Justin Timberlake is one of the first boys to play on 'lolita' sexuality. It's great! I like his songs, they're okay. They're almost straightforward enough to be meaningless and archetypal.

bedroom, Thursday, 24 April 2003 03:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Andrew - where was it on sale?
(haha trick question - I'm waiting for thee LIMITED EDITION. What will the bonus be? Xtina had makeup (!!!), P!nk & Avril had diaries . . . what do you reckon? Anyone have any info on this?)

(also, Andrew - VISIT ME if you want to hear Like I Love You - I accidentally got the promo from Real Groovy instead of the single).

Ess Kay (esskay), Thursday, 24 April 2003 03:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Well now. :-)

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 24 April 2003 04:00 (twenty-two years ago)

bedroom is right, alot of timberlake's mag covers do give off a larry clark vibe

James Blount (James Blount), Thursday, 24 April 2003 07:44 (twenty-two years ago)

the one basement jaxx remix of 'like i love you' that i heard was somewhat rub.

mitch lastnamewithheld (mitchlnw), Thursday, 24 April 2003 09:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Someone needs to make a Thomberlake bootleg, like, this minute now.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Thursday, 24 April 2003 09:58 (twenty-two years ago)

i dont think Radiohead are big on releasing acapellas for club DJs sadly

stevem (blueski), Thursday, 24 April 2003 10:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Ess it was on- VINYL! Still pretty quick turnaround, I don't think his credibility thing has quite worked here, bummer.

Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Thursday, 24 April 2003 10:58 (twenty-two years ago)

RJG is right. Timberlake is rubbish. But his rubbishness would be more acceptable to me if he was really attractive. His looks are a myth; he's bozo pug.

the pinefox, Thursday, 24 April 2003 22:24 (twenty-two years ago)

Pinefox I thought so too but the whole Kids vibe works really well! Someone must agree with me on this! Nicole???

Also he looks super-silly on the new Face cover ==> return to the eighties definitely.

All of the singles are dancefloor monsters, although none of them are really as exciting as they often get credit for being.

Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Friday, 25 April 2003 04:38 (twenty-two years ago)

two weeks pass...
i got a copy of the album the other day
undecided yet,but some of it is as good as i hoped it would be and some of it doesn't really do anything for me
i don't really like r'n'b ballads though
and steve,nice work on the last night recommendation,it is really good...i might post a few more thoughs about the album as it continues

robin (robin), Sunday, 11 May 2003 01:22 (twenty-two years ago)

nothing else sounds really like paint it black

robin (robin), Sunday, 11 May 2003 01:31 (twenty-two years ago)

in an eerily creepily kind of way

robin (robin), Sunday, 11 May 2003 01:33 (twenty-two years ago)

he sounds like he's trying to sound like missy on right for me

robin (robin), Sunday, 11 May 2003 01:36 (twenty-two years ago)

nothing else sounds really like paint it black

what is this about?

brian badword (badwords), Sunday, 11 May 2003 02:02 (twenty-two years ago)

sorry,the song "nothing else" by justin timberlake sounds really like "paint it black" by the rolling stones
i probably should have made that clearer

robin (robin), Sunday, 11 May 2003 02:10 (twenty-two years ago)

oh. i was hoping it was a bonus track or something i didn't have.

that's a pretty far out connection, btw.

brian badword (badwords), Sunday, 11 May 2003 03:05 (twenty-two years ago)

try listening to it while thinking of paint it black

its not the whole thing,just the first verse (i think,i'm listening to something else now),specifically the vocals and the noises in the background...

robin (robin), Sunday, 11 May 2003 03:22 (twenty-two years ago)

yeah, i understand - the cadence (if that's the right term?) of the verses - but i wouldn't have ever heard it if you hadn't made the connection.

you're right, in a far out sense, or it's far out that you're right.

brian badword (badwords), Sunday, 11 May 2003 03:41 (twenty-two years ago)

five years pass...

Tracer Hand, Friday, 14 November 2008 10:31 (seventeen years ago)

one month passes...

love the beat on this, not sure about his falsetto -- chopped bass is almost dj premier-like

choom gangsta (deej), Saturday, 27 December 2008 02:47 (seventeen years ago)

one year passes...

OMG YOU GUYS
THANK YOU INTERNETS

http://facesofjustintimberlake.com/

Lightning Is For Babies (Johnny Fever), Thursday, 9 December 2010 00:46 (fifteen years ago)

i have no idea what this means

The Reverend, Thursday, 9 December 2010 01:04 (fifteen years ago)

same here

gospodin simmel, Thursday, 9 December 2010 01:04 (fifteen years ago)

It's divination using a bunch of corny fan-made Timberlake drawings. It doesn't have to make sense.

Lightning Is For Babies (Johnny Fever), Thursday, 9 December 2010 01:14 (fifteen years ago)

hahahahaa

teledyldonix, Thursday, 9 December 2010 02:31 (fifteen years ago)

five months pass...

This motherfucker should put out some new music.

Spo-Dee-O-Dee-Dopaliscious! (The Reverend), Thursday, 2 June 2011 06:48 (fourteen years ago)

Just a thought.

Spo-Dee-O-Dee-Dopaliscious! (The Reverend), Thursday, 2 June 2011 06:48 (fourteen years ago)

agreed

gospodin simmel, Thursday, 2 June 2011 17:24 (fourteen years ago)

Agreed. When I was watching his SNL appearance, it kind of startled me to realize that, for such a mega-star, he's only released two albums in the decade since he left N'Sync.

the fey bloggers are onto the zagat tweets (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 2 June 2011 17:30 (fourteen years ago)

did you all see the deleted SNL sketch on Hulu where he was playing Mozart? very pertinent to this turn in conversation

low-rent black gangster nicknamed Bootsy (DJP), Thursday, 2 June 2011 17:34 (fourteen years ago)

No! But I really want to see it now.

the fey bloggers are onto the zagat tweets (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 2 June 2011 17:36 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.rap-up.com/2011/03/06/justin-timberlake-to-begin-recording-new-album-this-summer/

love you like a frat kid loves Cake (Tape Store), Thursday, 2 June 2011 23:08 (fourteen years ago)

this dude is 30... is that old or young?

pearsonic, Thursday, 2 June 2011 23:51 (fourteen years ago)

yay!

Spo-Dee-O-Dee-Dopaliscious! (The Reverend), Thursday, 2 June 2011 23:53 (fourteen years ago)

right in the middle? xp

Spo-Dee-O-Dee-Dopaliscious! (The Reverend), Thursday, 2 June 2011 23:53 (fourteen years ago)

dunno if this got posted elsewhere but it's pretty gorgeous

http://soundcloud.com/duffdisco/duff-disco-just-in-free-to

owenf, Friday, 3 June 2011 08:17 (fourteen years ago)

Playboy interview.

TIMBERLAKE: Maybe it’s blissful ignorance, but I don’t relate a time frame with what I do. If it’s time to make another album, it’s time to make another album. It may never be time—who knows? You should watch the documentary Still Bill.

PLAYBOY: That’s the Bill Withers documentary, right?

TIMBERLAKE: Yeah, and I’ve never watched anything else that made me feel someone was speaking not just to me but for me. He puts into words exactly how I feel about music. People asked Bill Withers all the time, “Why did you stop doing music?” Which is what I get asked all the time too. He said, “I don’t know what to say, because I didn’t stop doing music. I just started doing something else.” He also quoted Thoreau: “The mass of men live lives of quiet desperation.” Only Bill added, “I want to know what it feels like for my desperation to get louder.”

The Edge of Gloryhole (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 15 June 2011 15:44 (fourteen years ago)

some interesting stuff in that interview for sure

blueski, Wednesday, 15 June 2011 16:09 (fourteen years ago)

It's pretty fantastic actually.

The Edge of Gloryhole (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 15 June 2011 16:09 (fourteen years ago)

Nice to see something thoughtful to read in a musician interview!

So Folkloric (u s steel), Wednesday, 15 June 2011 16:57 (fourteen years ago)

it took me a moment to realize why that interview was blocked at work (duh)

hardcore oatmeal (Jordan), Wednesday, 15 June 2011 17:09 (fourteen years ago)

great interview! love this man

gospodin simmel, Wednesday, 15 June 2011 17:13 (fourteen years ago)

Yeah, I had to stop myself from clicking on it at school. xp

51 suggest gang (The Reverend), Wednesday, 15 June 2011 17:14 (fourteen years ago)

Ha ha Playboy blocked at work, I guess I understand. But they're a pretty good read these days.

So Folkloric (u s steel), Wednesday, 15 June 2011 17:14 (fourteen years ago)

really great stuff

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 15 June 2011 17:22 (fourteen years ago)

his mom, Lynn Harless, helped choreograph a career that took Timberlake from Star Search to The Mickey Mouse Club to the boy band ’N Sync (Harless named the band using the last letter of each band member’s first name)

woah

some dude, Wednesday, 15 June 2011 17:29 (fourteen years ago)

hey, johN, pauL, georgE, ringO...NLEO. NOEL.

NOEL GALLAGHER.

THINK ABOUT IT.

da croupier, Wednesday, 15 June 2011 17:38 (fourteen years ago)

JustiN
ChriS
JoeY
LaN(ce)...?
JC

anarcho-misogynist puppies (DJP), Wednesday, 15 June 2011 17:44 (fourteen years ago)

he's making his desperation get louder by being in Bad Teacher.

jed_, Wednesday, 15 June 2011 17:45 (fourteen years ago)

lol @ me for getting annoyed by this but that story re: the band name has to be bullshit

anarcho-misogynist puppies (DJP), Wednesday, 15 June 2011 17:50 (fourteen years ago)

(unless of course Justin's mom can't spell)

anarcho-misogynist puppies (DJP), Wednesday, 15 June 2011 17:51 (fourteen years ago)

It might b BS but it's the story they've been sticking too since their inception iirc

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 15 June 2011 17:55 (fourteen years ago)

ohhhhhhhh

they had another dude named Jason as bass before Lance

MYSTERY SOLVED

anarcho-misogynist puppies (DJP), Wednesday, 15 June 2011 17:56 (fourteen years ago)

i thought it was because "lance" is short for "lansten" or something

badtz-maruizm (donna rouge), Wednesday, 15 June 2011 17:58 (fourteen years ago)

ty Wikipedia

The group's name was also a play on the last letter of each member's first names: JustiN, ChriS, JoeY, JasoN, and JC.[6] The band later nicknamed Bass "Lansten" so as not to throw off the last-letter theme of their name.

anarcho-misogynist puppies (DJP), Wednesday, 15 June 2011 17:59 (fourteen years ago)

should've just changed their name to Censy or Se NYC or SNYCE

some dude, Wednesday, 15 June 2011 18:02 (fourteen years ago)

snyce!

horseshoe, Wednesday, 15 June 2011 18:02 (fourteen years ago)

http://reporter.blogs.com/.a/6a00d83451d69069e20120a74f571c970b-pip
'S NYCE

da croupier, Wednesday, 15 June 2011 18:03 (fourteen years ago)

supposed to be a picture of Borat with that. ah well.

da croupier, Wednesday, 15 June 2011 18:03 (fourteen years ago)

two months pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uAusmM0fhkc

Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 7 September 2011 03:51 (fourteen years ago)

Yep.

"I know its hard to hear but I'm a Realest." (rennavate), Wednesday, 7 September 2011 04:11 (fourteen years ago)

is there a name for this style of video editing?

billstevejim, Wednesday, 7 September 2011 05:00 (fourteen years ago)

real shit

swagliacci (The Reverend), Wednesday, 7 September 2011 07:21 (fourteen years ago)

Being a child of the sub-alternative 80s, it feels a little awkward to welcome a member of NSYNC into my life

To think that people used to wear sacks and ashcloth before making these admissions.

Anakin Ska Walker (AKA Skarth Vader) (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 7 September 2011 11:02 (fourteen years ago)

one month passes...

This is some terrible-ass music. WTF JT? You need to reexamine u life.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=3LkZjtO7GJo

turfin' bird (The Reverend), Thursday, 20 October 2011 13:50 (fourteen years ago)

eleven months pass...

Justin is a married man! One of my coworkers is very very sad right now.

http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20640475,00.html

Bout to go Jethro TULL on that ass (Johnny Fever), Friday, 19 October 2012 21:55 (thirteen years ago)

eight years pass...

piece of shit

Left, Friday, 12 February 2021 18:04 (four years ago)

But such a deeply felt piece of his mind uh I mean his PR

Justin Timberlake speaks: “I specifically want to apologize to Britney Spears and Janet Jackson both individually...” pic.twitter.com/LN7cifMqWn

— philip lewis (@Phil_Lewis_) February 12, 2021

Ned Raggett, Friday, 12 February 2021 18:06 (four years ago)

I would like to apologise to them both individually, but in the same sentence.

Bastard Lakes (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 12 February 2021 18:40 (four years ago)

as has been pointed out repeatedly already this has only happened because of britney with jackson finally being
acknowledged as the "oh yeah and that too" part of a 2 for the price of 1 apology which is so fucked up the best PR in the world couldn't make it sound ok

Left, Friday, 12 February 2021 19:50 (four years ago)

fuck this piece of shit slimeball

meticulously crafted, socially responsible, morally upsta (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 12 February 2021 19:50 (four years ago)

In January my students at the college paper edited a video explaining the incident. When this clip finally came, recorded a few days before our forum, the audience hissed.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VswT01nKLLA

meticulously crafted, socially responsible, morally upsta (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 12 February 2021 19:52 (four years ago)

two years pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=je0roKRn3nY

disappointed he's going for bland/competent/tasteful instead of last album's bizarre trainwrecks

ufo, Thursday, 25 January 2024 15:15 (one year ago)

He's in good voice.

That glimmer in his eyes suggests he's always stoned to the gills.

poppers fueled buttsex crescendo (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 25 January 2024 15:18 (one year ago)

Maroon 5 thinks this is boring

Murgatroid, Thursday, 25 January 2024 16:03 (one year ago)

this feels like it was written 5 years ago

never trust a big book and a simile (Neanderthal), Thursday, 25 January 2024 16:05 (one year ago)

Sounds very written for the end credits of a romantic comedy.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 25 January 2024 16:14 (one year ago)

one month passes...

This album is in bad need of editing, there are some moments (Technicolor, Drown especially, Flame) but this is not quite the satisfying continuation of 20/20 (lush, hooks, outros) I was hoping for.

Nabozo, Monday, 18 March 2024 13:12 (one year ago)

I totally forgot this was coming

Marten Broadcloak, mild-mannered GOP congressman (Raymond Cummings), Monday, 18 March 2024 14:04 (one year ago)

I a similar response, Nabozo. In some places he's singing better than ever but writing as if he were a 22-year-old frat bro, which I expect.

poppers fueled buttsex crescendo (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 18 March 2024 14:06 (one year ago)

Okay, firing this up

Marten Broadcloak, mild-mannered GOP congressman (Raymond Cummings), Tuesday, 19 March 2024 11:12 (one year ago)

Is … “Memphis” Justin trying to be Drake?

Marten Broadcloak, mild-mannered GOP congressman (Raymond Cummings), Tuesday, 19 March 2024 11:13 (one year ago)

You managed to completely shut down any nascent interest I might have had in this album with one post

Cemetry Gaetz (DJP), Tuesday, 19 March 2024 11:30 (one year ago)

I'm endeared by how none of his albums are shorter than 63 minutes, with the new one the longest yet (!) But it can hardly help him can it? I thought Man of the Woods was a flop but a UK #5 debut for this actually seems pretty abysmal for someone like JT. Apparently ticket sales are doing awfully too. An unimperial phase? - his critical and commercial stocks have been sinking for years.

you can see me from westbury white horse, Saturday, 23 March 2024 01:19 (one year ago)

Can't bring myself to listen to this. Spending like 80 minutes with him in 2024 seems insane lol

ripersnifle, Saturday, 23 March 2024 02:34 (one year ago)

yes i think the album is underperforming basically everywhere

i too really have no desire to listen to a long album from him (or a long track lol, as was his habit for quite some time). "selfish" is kind of a cute single tbh, but it was very telling that he went directly to the (attempt at a) "mirrors"/"not a bad thing" unchallenging radio candy sorta song instead of initially coming out with something that might plausibly be called left-field like he has more often than not attempted (tho whether he succeeded is open to debate obv)

dyl, Saturday, 23 March 2024 15:19 (one year ago)

two months pass...

Cry me a river.

https://www.stereogum.com/2190413/paul-mccartney-best-solo-songs/lists/10-best-songs/

the talented mr pimply (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 18 June 2024 15:29 (one year ago)

Um, this: https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/justin-timberlake-arrested-long-island-faces-dwi-charge-officials-say-rcna157692

the talented mr pimply (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 18 June 2024 15:30 (one year ago)

Paul McCartney Covers The Great Timberlake Songs

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 18 June 2024 15:31 (one year ago)

am i to understand this man was a pop star of some sort?

the defenestration of prog (voodoo chili), Tuesday, 18 June 2024 21:02 (one year ago)

"your driver's license? GONE"

"but I have a show tonight!"

"cry me a river"

'oh, so you do know me?"

"??? no. what I do know is you're going to jail, this i promise you"

"oh come on"

"you know, maybe god should have spent a little more time on you"

Iacocca Cola (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 18 June 2024 22:21 (one year ago)

Downey/Gibson/Grant-level mugshot.

paisley got boring (Eazy), Tuesday, 18 June 2024 22:40 (one year ago)

https://www.nytimes.com/2024/06/22/opinion/justin-timberlake-arrest.html?unlocked_article_code=1.2U0.Y1y0.Z_tWofvWIHWa&smid=url-share

That Justin Timberlake — the one who has emerged over the last few years — looked less like a pop Prince Charming, more a serial exploiter of women and of Black music and culture, a man who has enjoyed unearned privilege and undeserved successes, who has been served that long-awaited slice of humble pie. Which is why plenty of people were so eager to view his arrest this week as a kind of deferred-karma comeuppance. I was, I confess, one of those people. Some part of me wants to believe that if the ultimate Teflon-coated rich white dude is no longer so able to charm his way out of trouble, a larger cultural sea change might be underway.But it’s the same part of me that wanted to believe that Donald Trump would be held to account for the “Access Hollywood” tape. Except he wasn’t.... Canceled white guys rarely stay canceled. It seems that the best we can hope for is a chance to briefly hold them responsible for their actions. Meanwhile, the cultural tides that prompted people to reconsider Mr. Timberlake’s actions are shifting back — if they ever really shifted at all.

curmudgeon, Tuesday, 25 June 2024 23:42 (one year ago)

“Serial exploiter of…black music and culture”

Do people think that because he works with The Neptunes and Timbaland for most of his albums? Or is there something more? I don’t always keep up with Justin Timberlake discourse

bbq, Wednesday, 26 June 2024 00:55 (one year ago)

there are particular things that usually get pointed to with timberlake's relation to blackness, the janet jackson superbowl incident being the main one

ufo, Wednesday, 26 June 2024 06:12 (one year ago)

I mean, much of Timberlake’s stage schtick is outright stolen from Michael Jackson. It’s almost Corey Feldman-level embarrassing at times.

Todd in the Shadows is too generous in his assessment of his acting skills. He’s decent in Woody Allen’s underrated Wonder Wheel, but drags down every other film he appears in

beamish13, Wednesday, 26 June 2024 17:07 (one year ago)

he's like an amazing singer, dancer and musician. very dumb to call his success "undeserved." his talent is pretty undeniable even if you don't like the guy personally.

kurt schwitterz, Wednesday, 26 June 2024 19:08 (one year ago)

I would like to point out I have been OTM throughout this thread etc.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 26 June 2024 19:12 (one year ago)

randomly i picked up 'man of the woods' today on cd as part of a "3 for £1" deal.
i.e. sweet f.a.
one day i will listen to it.

mark e, Wednesday, 26 June 2024 19:23 (one year ago)


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