― buttch (Oops), Thursday, 24 April 2003 17:23 (twenty-one years ago) link
― hstencil, Thursday, 24 April 2003 17:27 (twenty-one years ago) link
― dan (dan), Thursday, 24 April 2003 17:29 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Thursday, 24 April 2003 17:36 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Hurlothrumbo (hurlothrumbo), Thursday, 24 April 2003 17:37 (twenty-one years ago) link
― My name is Kenny (My name is Kenny), Thursday, 24 April 2003 17:37 (twenty-one years ago) link
Well, then, I'll fall back on...
"lyrics weak like clock radio speakers"
― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 24 April 2003 17:40 (twenty-one years ago) link
― J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Thursday, 24 April 2003 17:50 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Thursday, 24 April 2003 17:51 (twenty-one years ago) link
― nick.K (nick.K), Thursday, 24 April 2003 17:52 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Scott Kos (Scott Kos), Thursday, 24 April 2003 17:54 (twenty-one years ago) link
I suddenly feel much more white than usual.
― Charles McCain (Charles McCain), Thursday, 24 April 2003 18:36 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 24 April 2003 18:38 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Ess, Thursday, 24 April 2003 18:52 (twenty-one years ago) link
― buttch (Oops), Thursday, 24 April 2003 18:53 (twenty-one years ago) link
― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 24 April 2003 18:54 (twenty-one years ago) link
I dunno. That line's so strange and non-contextual... The Bruce Willis thing has a nice, multivalent joke, but the lemonade thing just, you know, asserts the popularity of lemonade.
― ess, Thursday, 24 April 2003 18:56 (twenty-one years ago) link
― buttch (Oops), Thursday, 24 April 2003 18:57 (twenty-one years ago) link
― buttch (Oops), Thursday, 24 April 2003 18:58 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Thursday, 24 April 2003 19:17 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Geir H0ngr0 (nickalicious), Thursday, 24 April 2003 19:24 (twenty-one years ago) link
― hstencil, Thursday, 24 April 2003 19:25 (twenty-one years ago) link
― anonymousish (nickalicious), Thursday, 24 April 2003 19:27 (twenty-one years ago) link
― buttch (Oops), Thursday, 24 April 2003 19:28 (twenty-one years ago) link
the inexplicable line in "Ain't No Half-Steppin'" by Big Daddy Kane where he goes something something something "and made him call himself Toby" -- or am I just mishearing that?
― chris herrington, Thursday, 24 April 2003 19:34 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Geir Honky, Thursday, 24 April 2003 19:35 (twenty-one years ago) link
― buttch (Oops), Thursday, 24 April 2003 19:38 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Thursday, 24 April 2003 19:45 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Evan (Evan), Thursday, 24 April 2003 19:46 (twenty-one years ago) link
― 4mateurist (amateurist), Thursday, 24 April 2003 19:49 (twenty-one years ago) link
(you forgot a 'don't' 4mat
― buttch (Oops), Thursday, 24 April 2003 19:55 (twenty-one years ago) link
― o. nate (onate), Thursday, 24 April 2003 20:05 (twenty-one years ago) link
― mike a (mike a), Thursday, 24 April 2003 20:07 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Shakey Mo Collier, Thursday, 24 April 2003 20:14 (twenty-one years ago) link
― buttch (Oops), Thursday, 24 April 2003 20:25 (twenty-one years ago) link
― buttch (Oops), Thursday, 24 April 2003 20:28 (twenty-one years ago) link
This is a reference to the TV series Roots, in which the African slave Kunta Kinte was renamed Toby by his white masters.
― nickn (nickn), Thursday, 24 April 2003 20:51 (twenty-one years ago) link
― s>c>, Thursday, 24 April 2003 20:57 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Evan (Evan), Thursday, 24 April 2003 21:00 (twenty-one years ago) link
― J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Thursday, 24 April 2003 21:02 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Shakey Mo Collier, Thursday, 24 April 2003 21:06 (twenty-one years ago) link
― mike a (mike a), Thursday, 24 April 2003 21:11 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Douglas (Douglas), Thursday, 24 April 2003 21:36 (twenty-one years ago) link
― brains (cerybut), Thursday, 24 April 2003 22:30 (twenty-one years ago) link
― JasonD (JasonD), Thursday, 24 April 2003 23:14 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Nate Patrin (Nate Patrin), Thursday, 24 April 2003 23:43 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Nate Patrin (Nate Patrin), Thursday, 24 April 2003 23:45 (twenty-one years ago) link
"how do you want it" - tupac feat k-ci & jo-jo
― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 25 April 2003 00:03 (twenty-one years ago) link
"ur ghetto 2000", kardinal
― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 25 April 2003 00:04 (twenty-one years ago) link
"bring the noise", public enemy
― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 25 April 2003 00:09 (twenty-one years ago) link
― phil wise (beachbum), Friday, 25 April 2003 00:23 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Joe (Joe), Friday, 25 April 2003 00:26 (twenty-one years ago) link
― buttch (Oops), Friday, 25 April 2003 00:27 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Friday, 25 April 2003 00:35 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Mark (MarkR), Friday, 25 April 2003 01:48 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 25 April 2003 02:31 (twenty-one years ago) link
― trife (simon_tr), Friday, 25 April 2003 02:33 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 25 April 2003 02:37 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Friday, 25 April 2003 02:41 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 25 April 2003 02:43 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Nate Patrin (Nate Patrin), Friday, 25 April 2003 03:11 (twenty-one years ago) link
― st (simon_tr), Friday, 25 April 2003 03:30 (twenty-one years ago) link
― buttch (Oops), Friday, 25 April 2003 03:33 (twenty-one years ago) link
― autovac (autovac), Friday, 25 April 2003 04:48 (twenty-one years ago) link
― buttch (Oops), Friday, 25 April 2003 04:54 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Scott Stanley, Friday, 25 April 2003 05:39 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Evan (Evan), Friday, 25 April 2003 06:23 (twenty-one years ago) link
"I chop rappers up like Chicken Szechuan" - Black Thought"You need a special kind of mic for retarded kids" - Diceraw"Tore their body all up, ain't no chalkin' em" - Beanie Siegel
From "Buckingham Palace" by Canibus:"they act so chicken, they should come with a large drink and a biscuit"
― phil-two (phil-two), Friday, 25 April 2003 09:48 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Nate Patrin (Nate Patrin), Friday, 25 April 2003 10:06 (twenty-one years ago) link
― phil-two (phil-two), Friday, 25 April 2003 10:08 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Friday, 25 April 2003 13:22 (twenty-one years ago) link
"Legs and arms, hummin' with the radiator clickin'Our soft patience quickin'I couldn't slow the paceI bust off three nuts and man the sun's in my face"
― minna (minna), Friday, 25 April 2003 13:57 (twenty-one years ago) link
― cprek (cprek), Friday, 25 April 2003 14:01 (twenty-one years ago) link
― nebbesh (nebbesh), Friday, 25 April 2003 14:02 (twenty-one years ago) link
― adam b (adam b), Friday, 25 April 2003 14:33 (twenty-one years ago) link
aesop rock, "daylight"
― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 25 April 2003 14:33 (twenty-one years ago) link
― adam b (adam b), Friday, 25 April 2003 14:34 (twenty-one years ago) link
"Like I'd auction off a fuck for that blind cause you ride in"- aesop rock "coma"
― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 25 April 2003 14:43 (twenty-one years ago) link
― adam b (adam b), Friday, 25 April 2003 14:49 (twenty-one years ago) link
"Jeg er nede med med mit eget lort som en lokal kloakarbejder"- which is by Danish wordjugglers Rent Mel I Posen and translates to:"I'm down with my own shit like a local sewer worker"
and we should remember to give the props to the right man for the "I don't have no problem with you fucking me, but i got a little problem with you not fucking me" quote, namely ODB. This is probably the best of them all...
― Jay K (Jay K), Friday, 25 April 2003 14:49 (twenty-one years ago) link
Like marijuana and shotguns, let's blow this joint.
― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Friday, 25 April 2003 14:57 (twenty-one years ago) link
"If 'if' was a spliff, man, we'd all be high"
― Jay K (Jay K), Friday, 25 April 2003 15:02 (twenty-one years ago) link
Yeah, so that's a rhyme, it's been stuck in my head for days BUGGER OFF!
― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 25 April 2003 15:05 (twenty-one years ago) link
― robin (robin), Friday, 25 April 2003 15:08 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Jay K (Jay K), Friday, 25 April 2003 15:26 (twenty-one years ago) link
― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 25 April 2003 15:38 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Scott Stanley, Friday, 25 April 2003 15:47 (twenty-one years ago) link
― buttch (Oops), Friday, 25 April 2003 15:57 (twenty-one years ago) link
― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 25 April 2003 16:17 (twenty-one years ago) link
--ODB
― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Friday, 25 April 2003 16:34 (twenty-one years ago) link
― mike a (mike a), Friday, 25 April 2003 16:36 (twenty-one years ago) link
― buttch (Oops), Friday, 25 April 2003 16:38 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Friday, 25 April 2003 16:59 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Jay K (Jay K), Friday, 25 April 2003 17:02 (twenty-one years ago) link
― arch Ibog (arch Ibog), Friday, 25 April 2003 17:08 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Friday, 25 April 2003 17:13 (twenty-one years ago) link
― arch Ibog (arch Ibog), Friday, 25 April 2003 17:17 (twenty-one years ago) link
"Like I said, niggaz can't FUCK with this And niggaz can't FUCK with that"
― Jay K (Jay K), Friday, 25 April 2003 17:19 (twenty-one years ago) link
― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 25 April 2003 17:23 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Friday, 25 April 2003 17:25 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Friday, 25 April 2003 17:26 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Jay K (Jay K), Friday, 25 April 2003 17:34 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Andrzej B. (Andrzej B.), Friday, 25 April 2003 17:38 (twenty-one years ago) link
Canibus to LL:"99 per cent of your fans wear high heels"
LL to Canibus:"99 per cent of his fans don't exist"
Right he was! Ever heard 'Draft Me'? Uuuuuuuurgh ...
― Jay K (Jay K), Friday, 25 April 2003 17:39 (twenty-one years ago) link
Mike D: I take the IRT right up to Penn Station" Ad-Rock's reply: "Penn Station! Up on Eighth Ave!"
Ice Cube: "We don't just say no, we're too busy sayin' yeah to drinkin' straight out the 8 bottle"
― mike a (mike a), Friday, 25 April 2003 18:26 (twenty-one years ago) link
― david day (winslow), Friday, 25 April 2003 19:32 (twenty-one years ago) link
― bedroom, Saturday, 26 April 2003 06:54 (twenty-one years ago) link
My brain makes the world dark but I'm hung like a birthmark
both copyright MC Paul Barman
― Ranier McAfree, Saturday, 26 April 2003 12:41 (twenty-one years ago) link
― jm (jtm), Saturday, 26 April 2003 16:32 (twenty-one years ago) link
― jonas lefrel (jonas lefrel), Saturday, 26 April 2003 20:15 (twenty-one years ago) link
Rakim, "Microphone Fiend"
I wanted to use that Meth line. Also v. happy to see the work of Greg Jacobs so well represented.
― Sasha Frere-Jones (Sasha Frere-Jones), Saturday, 26 April 2003 21:07 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Wednesday, 14 May 2003 10:54 (twenty-one years ago) link
"and ya comin up shorter than five danny devitos"
listen i know it rhymes but they are still the best two lines
― mIKEY carli, Monday, 19 May 2003 00:31 (twenty-one years ago) link
― J-rock (Julien Sandiford), Monday, 19 May 2003 09:25 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Neudonym, Monday, 19 May 2003 16:53 (twenty-one years ago) link
― scott m (mcd), Monday, 19 May 2003 17:27 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Ben, Wednesday, 5 November 2003 00:58 (twenty years ago) link
― gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 01:10 (twenty years ago) link
― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 01:26 (twenty years ago) link
― gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 01:30 (twenty years ago) link
― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 01:34 (twenty years ago) link
― hjdsfd, Wednesday, 5 November 2003 02:25 (twenty years ago) link
― jed (jed_e_3), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 02:31 (twenty years ago) link
" Ass so big, she don't wear Daisy Dukes, She wears Boss Hogs "
" However, i say coochie down to the socks "
" My life is played out like a Jheri-Curl "
― darth nader, Wednesday, 5 November 2003 03:50 (twenty years ago) link
― Haikunym (Haikunym), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 03:54 (twenty years ago) link
― robin (robin), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 04:27 (twenty years ago) link
― Jacob (Jacob), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 06:08 (twenty years ago) link
― Haikunym (Haikunym), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 06:12 (twenty years ago) link
― sean., Wednesday, 5 November 2003 09:51 (twenty years ago) link
(For the record, that line rhymes with "Mingus", as in Charles.)
― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 09:56 (twenty years ago) link
― Michael B, Wednesday, 5 November 2003 10:14 (twenty years ago) link
― d k (d k), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 11:29 (twenty years ago) link
― d k (d k), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 11:43 (twenty years ago) link
"I'm a sentence hence your period is not stoppin me, turn it out and turn it into my property, if youre not kinky like the dread on the head of a rasta then ur probably not for me, cuz i'm the type to rock you with a piece of broccoli"
― DarrensCoq, Wednesday, 5 November 2003 11:48 (twenty years ago) link
I got a letter from the government, the other day, I opened it and read it, it said they were suckers.
― Sicily (Sicily), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 16:34 (twenty years ago) link
― BrianB, Wednesday, 5 November 2003 17:38 (twenty years ago) link
New Kingdom: "Animal was my favorite drummer"
― Phil Freeman (Phil Freeman), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 19:10 (twenty years ago) link
step to the side, bow your head like a bitch - i don't play
i was smoking joints in baghdad when you were in your dad's bag
i'm swarthy, like lardy vince lombardi comin' tardy to the party with some hearty havarti
― ron (ron), Thursday, 6 November 2003 01:35 (twenty years ago) link
― paulhw (paulhw), Thursday, 6 November 2003 03:19 (twenty years ago) link
― ron (ron), Thursday, 6 November 2003 04:28 (twenty years ago) link
― ron (ron), Thursday, 6 November 2003 04:45 (twenty years ago) link
-El-P
And the Guru line about lemonade is a Chi Ali reference.
― ddrake, Thursday, 6 November 2003 06:34 (twenty years ago) link
"Fuck laura ingles only when she's done with her chores..."
― ddrake, Thursday, 6 November 2003 06:36 (twenty years ago) link
"God made dirt and dirt bust yo ass!"-ODB
― ddrake, Thursday, 6 November 2003 06:37 (twenty years ago) link
thats a killa line right there. That's my final answer.
― ddrake, Thursday, 6 November 2003 06:39 (twenty years ago) link
― tal, Thursday, 6 November 2003 08:34 (twenty years ago) link
― DarrensCoq, Thursday, 6 November 2003 09:08 (twenty years ago) link
― Tuomas (Tuomas), Thursday, 6 November 2003 09:10 (twenty years ago) link
― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 6 November 2003 11:30 (twenty years ago) link
― Haikunym (Haikunym), Thursday, 6 November 2003 12:31 (twenty years ago) link
diamond d - k.i.s.s.
― joni, Thursday, 6 November 2003 12:49 (twenty years ago) link
― nate detritus (natedetritus), Thursday, 6 November 2003 15:21 (twenty years ago) link
and i can't believe nobody's yet said "nappe fremm venetta", which is easily the most discussed/cited line from hip-hop on ILM.
― bucky wunderlick (bucky), Thursday, 6 November 2003 15:38 (twenty years ago) link
― nate detritus (natedetritus), Thursday, 6 November 2003 15:49 (twenty years ago) link
― semenentarro, Sunday, 9 November 2003 19:28 (twenty years ago) link
Voice: "But what can they do about it, man, they're only children!"Ice-T: "You ain't no kid! Act like you give a damn! Somebody do something! Call a Cop!"(*music stops. long pause*)Ice-T: "Last Night I heard Gunshots."
― Lord Custos Omicron (Lord Custos Omicron), Sunday, 9 November 2003 23:35 (twenty years ago) link
― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Sunday, 9 November 2003 23:44 (twenty years ago) link
Or is that just too far?
― Nick H, Sunday, 9 November 2003 23:59 (twenty years ago) link
― Shmuel (shmuel), Monday, 10 November 2003 00:25 (twenty years ago) link
― ddrake, Monday, 10 November 2003 01:11 (twenty years ago) link
― paulhw (paulhw), Monday, 10 November 2003 02:04 (twenty years ago) link
― ddrake, Monday, 10 November 2003 03:47 (twenty years ago) link
― Haikunym (Haikunym), Monday, 10 November 2003 04:03 (twenty years ago) link
"You got rims on your truck? I got rims on my skates!"
― Nick H, Monday, 10 November 2003 11:40 (twenty years ago) link
― Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Monday, 5 January 2004 22:48 (twenty years ago) link
― Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Monday, 5 January 2004 22:49 (twenty years ago) link
― sym (shmuel), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 02:20 (twenty years ago) link
― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 02:22 (twenty years ago) link
- censored version for a school's year six performance of 'Ice Ice Baby'
Real line is something like "If it were a drug I'd sell it by the gram"
― Sasha (sgh), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 02:37 (twenty years ago) link
― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 02:46 (twenty years ago) link
― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 03:03 (twenty years ago) link
― JaXoN (JasonD), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 06:07 (twenty years ago) link
Man, how I still miss that skate game.
― Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 06:11 (twenty years ago) link
― tom cleveland (tom cleveland), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 06:32 (twenty years ago) link
― tom cleveland (tom cleveland), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 06:46 (twenty years ago) link
― Scott Bloomfield, Tuesday, 6 January 2004 17:18 (twenty years ago) link
"Forget Oreos, try Cool J cookies"-LL Cool J
"better get yourself a lyric-proof vest"-Mc Dynamite
and my favorit hook:
"I got a mirror in my pocket and I practice lookin' hardMirror, mirror make the callWho's the hardest of them allI got a mirror in my pocket and I practice lookin' hardRight before I go to bedI make sure that my mirror's there"-E-40 featuring The Click
― Jacky Tran (waxyjax), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 19:30 (twenty years ago) link
― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Thursday, 5 February 2004 20:17 (twenty years ago) link
― Begs2Differ, Thursday, 5 February 2004 21:35 (twenty years ago) link
― sirus (sirus), Thursday, 5 February 2004 22:00 (twenty years ago) link
― angel duster, Thursday, 5 February 2004 23:16 (twenty years ago) link
― Nick Sylvester, Friday, 6 February 2004 00:30 (twenty years ago) link
― Bill Smith, Tuesday, 2 March 2004 03:48 (twenty years ago) link
― asfdzxc (asfdzxc), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 05:18 (twenty years ago) link
― umop apisdn (umop apisdn), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 06:34 (twenty years ago) link
― Begs2Differ (Begs2Differ), Tuesday, 2 March 2004 07:17 (twenty years ago) link
― DF Logo, Thursday, 20 May 2004 13:34 (twenty years ago) link
― don (don), Thursday, 20 May 2004 13:42 (twenty years ago) link
― mike a, Thursday, 20 May 2004 13:53 (twenty years ago) link
"Beatin' motherfuckers like Ike beat Tina"
― Graeme (Graeme), Thursday, 20 May 2004 14:41 (twenty years ago) link
― Graeme (Graeme), Thursday, 20 May 2004 14:45 (twenty years ago) link
― Barima (Barima), Thursday, 20 May 2004 14:54 (twenty years ago) link
Genius.
― Jamie Fake (the pirate king), Thursday, 20 May 2004 15:45 (twenty years ago) link
― oops (Oops), Thursday, 20 May 2004 16:01 (twenty years ago) link
― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Thursday, 20 May 2004 17:06 (twenty years ago) link
― Mr. Snrub (Mr. Snrub), Monday, 10 October 2005 23:24 (eighteen years ago) link
― , Monday, 10 October 2005 23:28 (eighteen years ago) link
― tremendoid (tremendoid), Monday, 10 October 2005 23:30 (eighteen years ago) link
― Ian John50n (orion), Monday, 10 October 2005 23:31 (eighteen years ago) link
― joygoat (joygoat), Monday, 10 October 2005 23:50 (eighteen years ago) link
― The Vintner's Lipogram (OleM), Tuesday, 11 October 2005 09:20 (eighteen years ago) link
― Austin Still (Austin, Still), Tuesday, 11 October 2005 11:17 (eighteen years ago) link