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Have you ever listened to a song and then do somethig because of something said in the song. This morning I listened to "Learn To Fly" (live) and Dave said (or sang) "I'm looking for a complication". So after I listened to that I listened to "Complication" by Killing Joke.

So what have you done because of a song, major or minor?

― Aja (aja), Saturday, 17 May 2003 00:11 (twenty-two years ago)

When they play the Hokey Pokey, you obey the Hokey Pokey.

― Famous Athlete, Saturday, 17 May 2003 00:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Thanks to Blue Oyster Cult, I stopped fearing the Reaper.

For the most part.

― David A. (Davant), Saturday, 17 May 2003 03:45 (twenty-two years ago)

I did the Humpty hump.

― Siegbran (eofor), Saturday, 17 May 2003 15:02 (twenty-two years ago)

I fed Richard D. James my soul.

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Saturday, 17 May 2003 15:18 (twenty-two years ago)

I started worshipping Satan after listening to 'Stairway' backwards.

― Dave M. (rotten03), Saturday, 17 May 2003 15:32 (twenty-two years ago)

I killed Beck for being a loser.

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Saturday, 17 May 2003 15:33 (twenty-two years ago)

I made Iggy my dog.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Saturday, 17 May 2003 15:38 (twenty-two years ago)

I stopped Morrissey

― brains (cerybut), Saturday, 17 May 2003 18:00 (twenty-two years ago)

... not soon enough.

― Dadaismus (Dada), Saturday, 17 May 2003 18:08 (twenty-two years ago)

I started my heroin habit after hearing "Walking with Jesus."

― Matt Maxwell (Matt M.), Saturday, 17 May 2003 18:56 (twenty-two years ago)

got correspondingly miserable after heeding Dr.Eugene Chadbourne's orders -- "Don't Happy, Be Worry"

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Sunday, 18 May 2003 01:07 (twenty-two years ago)

I took it to the bridge.

― teeny (teeny), Sunday, 18 May 2003 01:09 (twenty-two years ago)

To the bridge.

― teeny (teeny), Sunday, 18 May 2003 01:09 (twenty-two years ago)

i kissed jeff buckley. out of desire, not consolation

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Sunday, 18 May 2003 01:11 (twenty-two years ago)

"OBEY! THE WILL OF THE HITLERKITTY!"
http://www2.b3ta.com/mind-control/

(actually, what I want to know is this:...is that Bis singing the song in the background, behind the cat?)

― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Sunday, 18 May 2003 03:11 (twenty-two years ago)

Ohhh cool...if you change your Flash setting to "Low Quality" the symbol becomes subtly MORE hypnotic.

― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Sunday, 18 May 2003 03:13 (twenty-two years ago)

I touched Alan Vega.

― Jr_Vision (visionjr), Sunday, 18 May 2003 08:09 (twenty-two years ago)

i'll "Let It Be" now

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Sunday, 18 May 2003 09:12 (twenty-two years ago)

I carried that weight a long time.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 19 May 2003 12:24 (twenty-two years ago)

After reading the intro post, I now have Avril's "Complicated" stuck in my head.

Cheers, ILM

― Johnney B (Johnney B), Monday, 19 May 2003 12:28 (twenty-two years ago)

i robbed an industry nigga

― ss, Monday, 19 May 2003 13:30 (twenty-two years ago)

I loved like blood.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 19 May 2003 13:32 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm going out in a Blaze Of Glory. If everything goes to plan.

― Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Monday, 19 May 2003 13:33 (twenty-two years ago)

I would've done anything for love, but I won't do that. Especially since the other thread explained what "that" is.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 19 May 2003 13:49 (twenty-two years ago)

I banged the drum slowly. Nobody really paid any attention.

― Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Monday, 19 May 2003 13:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Ditto for that time I rocked the bells.

― Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Monday, 19 May 2003 13:51 (twenty-two years ago)

I obeyed the Cowgod

― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Monday, 19 May 2003 13:54 (twenty-two years ago)

I have learned how to live and let die.

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 19 May 2003 13:55 (twenty-two years ago)

I suddenly wanted to do it in the road.

― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Monday, 19 May 2003 13:56 (twenty-two years ago)

I shot a man in Reno...Just kidding.

It was Redbridge. In Essex.

― Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Monday, 19 May 2003 13:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Despite an instinctual urge to do otherwise, I did indeed quite regrettably walk a dinosaur.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 19 May 2003 13:57 (twenty-two years ago)

I twisted again, just like i did last summer.

― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Monday, 19 May 2003 13:58 (twenty-two years ago)

At least once a day, I find myself really, really, really wanting to zigazigah.

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 19 May 2003 13:59 (twenty-two years ago)

I got into the groove and proved my love for you

― Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Monday, 19 May 2003 13:59 (twenty-two years ago)

The I did the mashed potato

― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Monday, 19 May 2003 13:59 (twenty-two years ago)

I know that it isn't really smart, but I'm playing with the Queen of Hearts.

― dave225 (Dave225), Monday, 19 May 2003 13:59 (twenty-two years ago)

I fought the power

― Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Monday, 19 May 2003 14:00 (twenty-two years ago)

I stood in one spot, not moving, because Toni Childs told me "Don't Walk Away"

― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Monday, 19 May 2003 14:01 (twenty-two years ago)

Well, I took a walk on the wild side

― Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Monday, 19 May 2003 14:02 (twenty-two years ago)

I began to see the light.

― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Monday, 19 May 2003 14:02 (twenty-two years ago)

I learned when to hold 'em, and also when to fold 'em.

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 19 May 2003 14:03 (twenty-two years ago)

I wore my love like heaven. That's how the rumours started.

― Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Monday, 19 May 2003 14:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Olivia Neutron Bomb made me wanna get "Physical"

― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Monday, 19 May 2003 14:04 (twenty-two years ago)

I aided and abetted the veritable pumping up of the proverbial jam.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 19 May 2003 14:04 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah, but I pumped it up until I could feel it.

― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Monday, 19 May 2003 14:06 (twenty-two years ago)

I came on in your kitchen...

― Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Monday, 19 May 2003 14:06 (twenty-two years ago)

I often find myself wanting to have fun and wanting to get wasted, though it might be inappropriate to blame Andrew WK for that. I blame the Beastie Boys encouraging me to fight the good one for the right to party instead.

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 19 May 2003 14:07 (twenty-two years ago)

I decided to start breakin' the law, breakin' the law!

― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Monday, 19 May 2003 14:08 (twenty-two years ago)

Well Madonna taught me to open my heart

― Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Monday, 19 May 2003 14:08 (twenty-two years ago)

I partied for the right to fight...and then fought the power...then fought the law...and lost.

― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Monday, 19 May 2003 14:08 (twenty-two years ago)

I thought I could beat Mike Tyson.

― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Monday, 19 May 2003 14:09 (twenty-two years ago)

Hmmm. Maybe I shoulda followed the advice from The Darkest of Hillside Thickets and "Powered Up"

― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Monday, 19 May 2003 14:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Or maybe I shoulda followed Jill Sobule's advice, stayed home and "Kissed a Girl"

― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Monday, 19 May 2003 14:10 (twenty-two years ago)

With a nod to the Godfather of Soul, from my seed I don't take no mess.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 19 May 2003 14:19 (twenty-two years ago)

I had fun last night. I wang chunged last night.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 19 May 2003 14:20 (twenty-two years ago)

I no longer have any faith in medicine.

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 19 May 2003 14:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Someone said Paula Yates then I said "Please"

― ss, Monday, 19 May 2003 14:22 (twenty-two years ago)

i passed the dutchie pon the lefthand side
didnt do much good though.......

― joni, Monday, 19 May 2003 14:27 (twenty-two years ago)

I didn't start the fire, it was always burning since the world's been turning. (I didn't light it but I'm trying to fight it, yo.)

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 19 May 2003 14:28 (twenty-two years ago)

I rocked the casbah...

― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Monday, 19 May 2003 14:29 (twenty-two years ago)

I sssssssssssswooooooooooshed sighed moooooooooooooooooaned gasped laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaed. But MBV will do that to you.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 19 May 2003 14:39 (twenty-two years ago)

I sang that corrosion at Andrew Eldritch.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 19 May 2003 14:41 (twenty-two years ago)

I visited the House of Jealous Lovers. It was a bit like Dynasty, but with hipsters.

― Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Monday, 19 May 2003 14:42 (twenty-two years ago)

He told me not to do it, but i "Did the Squirrel" anyways.

― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Monday, 19 May 2003 14:45 (twenty-two years ago)

I sang that corrosion at Andrew Eldritch.

I'm sorry to break the thread but this is the funniest thing I've read in at least 37 hours.

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 19 May 2003 15:06 (twenty-two years ago)

What I got I took and put it in him, several times over, after which I gave it to his mama and his papa.

This reminds me of this Bill Cosby book where his daughter makes a big to-do about being unable to pick up some popcorn, saying "it's to heeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaavy." The next morning she sings a song that goes, "Give it to me, give it to me all night long." Cosby reflects: she can't pick up popcorn, but she can take some unknown force all night long.

― Fivvy (Fivvy), Monday, 19 May 2003 15:26 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm sorry to break the thread but this is the funniest thing I've read in at least 37 hours.

surely anything to do with Andrew Eldritch will be the funniest thing you get to read in any given day... silly man...

Anyway, I got out of Billy Ocean's dreams and got into his car

― Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Monday, 19 May 2003 15:32 (twenty-two years ago)

I just checked his record - checked the guy's track (rock) record. He is not appreciated.

― dave225 (Dave225), Monday, 19 May 2003 15:59 (twenty-two years ago)

I fully intend to party at ground zero/like it's 1999.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 19 May 2003 16:18 (twenty-two years ago)

After I banged my head, I discovered that metal health really DOES drive you mad.

― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Monday, 19 May 2003 17:09 (twenty-two years ago)

What the hell is that last elongated word in Ned's post? It haunts and frightens me.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 19 May 2003 17:19 (twenty-two years ago)

Laid.

― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Monday, 19 May 2003 17:23 (twenty-two years ago)

(Hence the haunting and frightening.)

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 19 May 2003 17:30 (twenty-two years ago)

i gave sean paul the light and passed the dro-oh-oh.

― praying mantis (praying mantis), Monday, 19 May 2003 17:35 (twenty-two years ago)

Ahem. It is meant to be the past tense of 'la' as in 'I was la-la-laing and trying to sing along.' Your filthy alternate visions are your own.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 19 May 2003 18:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Not anymore!

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 19 May 2003 18:41 (twenty-two years ago)

*grousegripe*

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 19 May 2003 18:48 (twenty-two years ago)

It made give it away give it away give it away now. Whereas, before, I used to keep it like the Kaiser.

― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Monday, 19 May 2003 19:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Okay, this is NOT a joke: thanks to a Lee "Scratch" Perry song, I was inspired to make roast fish and cornbread for dinner one night last week.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 19 May 2003 19:08 (twenty-two years ago)

"What's the Frequeny Kenneth?" made me stop buying REM albums.

― J-rock (Julien Sandiford), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 02:30 (twenty-two years ago)

also not a joke: i have tried Dubonnet thanks to a Lou Reed song, and Scotch and Soda thanks to Liz Phair..

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 02:34 (twenty-two years ago)

I did think "I'm not your Academy" when I resigned from the California Highway Patrol Academy. I would have "Reached for my Revolver" but we carried Smith and Wesson 4006's...so I just listened to "Progress" on the long drive home instead, and tried to think of another way to make a living with that great BA in Art History which I completed by doing a senior presentation on "Max Ernst".

Thank god I named my kid Aja (Asia) and not Burma, or there would be another thread.

― BurmaKitty (BurmaKitty), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 02:46 (twenty-two years ago)

It's a good thing I can't understand the words to Mission of Burma's "The Enthusiast"

http://missionofburma.com/bgu/original/photo/16para100.jpg

― BurmaKitty (BurmaKitty), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 02:54 (twenty-two years ago)

I didn't stand so close to Sting

― Millar (Millar), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 02:54 (twenty-two years ago)

I rocked down to Electric Avenue. And then I took it higher.

― Millar (Millar), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 02:54 (twenty-two years ago)

I said "Whatcha want?"

― Millar (Millar), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 02:56 (twenty-two years ago)

i keep waiting for someone to mention Thug's "Fuck your dad"

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 02:57 (twenty-two years ago)

um, we don't...like to talk about that...incident.

― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 13:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Did the Hustle.

― Jrvision (visionjr), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 14:01 (twenty-two years ago)

I now use mirrors instead of bullets or knives.

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 16:02 (twenty-two years ago)

After repeated exposure to "Night Shift" by Siouxsie and the Banshees, I started fucking the mothers and killing the others before realizing I had it the wrong way around.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 16:08 (twenty-two years ago)

oh very good ally...
and i never lowered myself or forgot all my standards ;)

― Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 16:09 (twenty-two years ago)

Viking Cheiftan: "All Right. Kill all the Women...and rape all the Men!" Viking Warrior: "Um...don't you have that the wrong way 'round?" Viking Cheiftan: "You have fun your way...I'll have fun mine."

― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 16:10 (twenty-two years ago)

I took a look at Phil Collins now - But it was just empty space.

― dave225 (Dave225), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 16:12 (twenty-two years ago)

I killed your baby today.

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 16:15 (twenty-two years ago)

I gave Dirty his money.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 16:17 (twenty-two years ago)

I threw my hands in the air like i didn't care while i let the music play

― Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 16:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Dave, did you then slide by the people as they stopped to look and stare?

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 16:21 (twenty-two years ago)

My only goal is the western shore.

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 16:21 (twenty-two years ago)

apparently, Kanno Yoko & the Seatbelts' "Want It All Back" had such a profound effect on me that i didn't even realise i was obeying the song until after the fact.

so, er, i had a Blue Hawaii the other night going out to dinner with some friends. not on a beach, but still. nyum. =)

― janni (janni), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 16:22 (twenty-two years ago)

i thought about it but that would have been a bit much

― Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 16:25 (twenty-two years ago)

regrettably, i went out of my head when you weren't around.

― janni (janni), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 16:28 (twenty-two years ago)

I firmly decided I didn't need no eductation nor, for that matter, the slightest semblance of thought control. I no longer saw the need for any dark sarcasm in the classroom, and emphatically submitted a heartfelt plea to the faculty and the administration to finally and sincerely leave we kids very much alone.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 16:40 (twenty-two years ago)

I started reading Balzac, knocking back prozac. It really is a helping hand to make me feel wonderfully bland.

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 16:42 (twenty-two years ago)

i endeavoured wholeheartedly to become efficiant, logical, effective, and practical. i also tried exhorting others to understand the joy of using all resources to the best of our ability. when this didn't work quite as planned, we concentrated our efforts on changing, designing, adapting our mentalities, which naturally progressed into improving our abilities for a better way of life.

i'm still not sure where it's gotten us yet, however.

― janni (janni), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 17:09 (twenty-two years ago)

I went to me.

― Aaron A., Tuesday, 20 May 2003 17:36 (twenty-two years ago)

I now am a slave 4 u. Yes, u.

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 18:12 (twenty-two years ago)

i, er, dropped the soap every time. *blush*

― janni (janni), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 18:14 (twenty-two years ago)

I gave Mick Jagger a paintbrush and a bucket of black paint.

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Tuesday, 20 May 2003 18:19 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm still holding Paul Westerberg's life. He still isn't ready to use it.

― dave225 (Dave225), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 18:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Apparently, Trent thought I had a hole-esque head that was as black as he believed my very soul to be. He then expressed that he'd verily rather die than bequeath the reigns of control to one such as I. Rather inexplicably, I then bowed down before the one I served, and in due process got what I deserved.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 18:23 (twenty-two years ago)

i fell in love with a penguin, and also shaved off both my eyebrows while dating my current boy or girlfriend behind my back and billed the dinner and hotel room to my Visa card. additionally, i put a dead kitten in the back pocket of my good suit and left my socks out on the coffee table when there was company coming over. i also made a batch of methamphetamine in my bathtub and left bacon cooking on the stove while i went out to chase high school kids with your new snowblower. additionally, i also turned a rather interesting shade of mauve while giving you Dutch Elm disease.

― janni (janni), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 18:26 (twenty-two years ago)

I smiled, although my heart was breaking. (True story.)

― Neudonym, Tuesday, 20 May 2003 18:35 (twenty-two years ago)

I got erection.

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 18:39 (twenty-two years ago)

I had a hand full of that. What did I do with it? I did it clean.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 18:41 (twenty-two years ago)

i smacked it up, flipped it, and rubbed it down...OH NO! =O

― janni (janni), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 18:43 (twenty-two years ago)

I spared the Bunnymen the cutter, for apparently they were having a rather difficult time cutting the mustard.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 18:45 (twenty-two years ago)

I had to play the game, the Playstation, all day--from Metal Gear Solid to Tekken 3, from Omega Boost to Resident Evil--I just played for the fun, cos I had it going on.

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 18:48 (twenty-two years ago)

They came to get down. I repeat, they came to get down, so I dutifully got out of my seat and jumped around.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 18:50 (twenty-two years ago)

I did it to Toni Tenille one more time. (Once is never enough with a man like me.) .. She just can never get enough of a man like me.

(I'm in therapy for that now, by the way..)

― dave225 (Dave225), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 18:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Apparently I had to have a party, so under close advisement, I turned it up louder and shouted out loud.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 18:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Thom sounded reasonable enough, so I mercifully stepped off of his briefcase.

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Tuesday, 20 May 2003 18:52 (twenty-two years ago)

i somehow convinced my best friend to roll a Honda and play workout tapes by Fonda, in spite of the fact that Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda...

― janni (janni), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 18:53 (twenty-two years ago)

I took those old records off the shelf. I gave them to Bob Seeger and told him to leave us all the fuck alone and stop making music.

― dave225 (Dave225), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 18:54 (twenty-two years ago)

I met him up at the waterfront. I came in, came out of the rain.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 18:54 (twenty-two years ago)

I threw my foot away. Now I'm tired and my face is grey (probably due to copious blood loss).

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 18:59 (twenty-two years ago)

I breathed with Keith and Maxim, after they earnestly implored me to both breathe the pressure and come play their game, after which they proceeded to test me. I'm not quite sure, but apparently the result of that test determined that I'm a Psycho-somatic insane addict. After some enforced inhaling, I was summarily informed that I was a victim and implored to play said game yet again.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 18:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Sorry to Bernard Sumner for catching him at a bad time. I'll just piss off. At least for these last few days, I'll leave him alone.

― dave225 (Dave225), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 19:00 (twenty-two years ago)

I threw my homework onto the fire, and I went to a club and I stood on my own, and I left on my own, and I laid down and waited until that got boring and then I met Mozzer at the cemet'ry gates...

― Zora (Zora), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 19:00 (twenty-two years ago)

I explained to Moby the biological structure of the human body and how stars are not at all involved.

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Tuesday, 20 May 2003 19:01 (twenty-two years ago)

Despite strenuous claims to the contrary, Ian refused to accept the fact that I'm not the fire woman, and continued to chastise me for being to blame.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 19:05 (twenty-two years ago)

I began to walk away but was then convinced I had made a hasty decision. Then, well before Justin had finished singing, I let him remove my clothes.

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 19:09 (twenty-two years ago)

I slept on the left side, all the better to access my sword-arm.

I got out of Denver, baby, went.

I brought my good times and my laughter too, then celebrated.

And I met some Minneapolis studio musicians with a brief but unavoidable talent for robo-newwave-funk and, at their behest, took them to Funkytown, so they could move on.

― Neudonym, Tuesday, 20 May 2003 19:11 (twenty-two years ago)

Woman Puts Lime in Coconut, Drinks Both Up

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 19:14 (twenty-two years ago)

I was turned loose, because I gotta do it my way.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 19:20 (twenty-two years ago)

i freed Willy. :O

― janni (janni), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 20:11 (twenty-two years ago)

I walked like a man (for once).

― Aaron A., Tuesday, 20 May 2003 20:31 (twenty-two years ago)

i got my freak on.

not urs.

mine.

― janni (janni), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 14:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Seeing as how they gotta have that funk, I gave up the funk.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 15:12 (twenty-two years ago)

At Gang of Four's insistance, I sent back the damaged goods, opened the til and gave them back the change that I'd purportedly told them would do them some good.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 15:23 (twenty-two years ago)

at Jim Reid's behest, i helped him to die in a fashion not unlike that of Jesus Christ---and with the radio on, no less.

― janni (janni), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 16:25 (twenty-two years ago)

I fell in love with a German Film Star

― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 16:28 (twenty-two years ago)

I raped Kurt Cobain.

― man, Wednesday, 21 May 2003 16:52 (twenty-two years ago)

...and later on, at the behest of Sr. Cave, i spoke the words "all beauty must die" and planted a rose between Ms. Minogue's teeth.

― janni (janni), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 17:49 (twenty-two years ago)

To put an end to her breathy imploring, I justified Madonna's love.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 18:26 (twenty-two years ago)

I kicked out some jams, but declined to follow up by indulging in the whole incest thing.

― Neudonym, Wednesday, 21 May 2003 18:27 (twenty-two years ago)

I took Lenny's dubious advice and let Love rule.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 18:30 (twenty-two years ago)

COURTNEY FOR PRESIDENT

(sorry)

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 18:39 (twenty-two years ago)

I pulled the tapeworm out of my ass.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 18:45 (twenty-two years ago)

i drove really slow in the ultrafast lane while people behind me were going insane.

― janni (janni), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 18:55 (twenty-two years ago)

In strict adherence to the doctrine of Liz Fraser, I quong kok gagwhee feeyum feeyum twirllee twrillee singaweeeeeeeeee!

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 19:06 (twenty-two years ago)

To the singer of Geggy Tah, I'd just like to say: you're welcome. I had to get to the off-ramp anyway, so it was no biggie.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 19:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Hahahahahahahahahahaha

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 19:08 (twenty-two years ago)

i very briefly put my arms around that dude out of Sugar Ray and helped him to fly.

― janni (janni), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 19:22 (twenty-two years ago)

In response to the Sigur Ros guy I FLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 19:35 (twenty-two years ago)

I didn't put my life in the hands of a rock 'n roll band, who would've thrown it all away.

― Siegbran (eofor), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 20:03 (twenty-two years ago)

I took his picture and smacked his bitch up.

― Siegbran (eofor), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 20:04 (twenty-two years ago)

I snuffed a million planets, but still found time to cry.

― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 20:19 (twenty-two years ago)

I beat my wife.
I beat her with a two by four.
I beat her with a lead pipe.
I beat my wife.

― Millar (Millar), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 20:30 (twenty-two years ago)

I began to finally enjoy all the things that made it good to be a gangster.

― Millar (Millar), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 20:32 (twenty-two years ago)

I took his picture and smacked his bitch up

No you didn't. He changed his pitch up, then smacked his bitch up.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 21:33 (twenty-two years ago)

i was defeated by a double confession

― kephm, Wednesday, 21 May 2003 22:16 (twenty-two years ago)

I didn't write myself off yet.

― cis (cis), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 22:19 (twenty-two years ago)

He swam across. He jumped across for me, apparently, and then proceeded to claim that it "was all yellow, what a thing to do" and whatnot, seeming to insinuate that I'd wet the bed or something. Bastard.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 22:51 (twenty-two years ago)

I shot a man named Grey and took his wife to Italy.

― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Thursday, 22 May 2003 01:54 (twenty-two years ago)

I did not go back to Rockville.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Thursday, 22 May 2003 02:58 (twenty-two years ago)

I took a load off fanny. At least, I think I did, as I am uncertain what that entails.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Thursday, 22 May 2003 02:59 (twenty-two years ago)

i took sonic boom home 'cause he called me honey

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Thursday, 22 May 2003 03:01 (twenty-two years ago)

I lived by the river, even while -- get this -- London was burning.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Thursday, 22 May 2003 03:01 (twenty-two years ago)

I acknowledged, at long last, that Johnny Rotten is not an animal, has no feelings, no future, and is pretty vacant.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Thursday, 22 May 2003 03:03 (twenty-two years ago)

I got out of bed, because finally there was a teenage riot.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Thursday, 22 May 2003 03:05 (twenty-two years ago)

i gave ABBA a man after midnight

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Thursday, 22 May 2003 03:05 (twenty-two years ago)

I got stoned, as I know everybody must.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Thursday, 22 May 2003 03:07 (twenty-two years ago)

I freaked out in a moonage daydream.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Thursday, 22 May 2003 03:12 (twenty-two years ago)

I shouted. I let it all out.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Thursday, 22 May 2003 03:14 (twenty-two years ago)

I labored mightily to comprehend that my daughter's paramour was, in fact as well as in deed, a magic man. < /mother >

― Neudonym, Thursday, 22 May 2003 03:14 (twenty-two years ago)

it wasn't going to be a hit, so i didn't bother

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Thursday, 22 May 2003 03:14 (twenty-two years ago)

I rocked with Michael Jackson. It seemed important to him.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Thursday, 22 May 2003 03:18 (twenty-two years ago)

I covered Bruce Springsteen.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Thursday, 22 May 2003 03:20 (twenty-two years ago)

I shocked the monkey -- tonight, as a matter of fact. And you know, I finally got up off of that confounding *thing* -- and it made me feel a lot better.

― Clarke B., Thursday, 22 May 2003 06:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Kate, I told you that our "deal" wouldn't guarantee a *completely* effortless jaunt up that slope. So lose the heavenward scowl as you pant, darling, m'kay?

― God, Thursday, 22 May 2003 06:45 (twenty-two years ago)

After arriving safely at Q Quarters, I told Billy that Easter was on Friday, but instead of spinning, he got mad at me for not spending his money wisely.

― Clarke B., Thursday, 22 May 2003 06:50 (twenty-two years ago)

i saw a million faces and proceeded to rock them all.

― janni (janni), Thursday, 22 May 2003 14:21 (twenty-two years ago)

By way of Outcast's counsel, I neglected to pull the finger, as I did not actually plan to bang. For, in all candor, there's no need to bang unless you plan to hit someTHANG.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 22 May 2003 14:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Somewhat unexpectedly, I lit up Debbie Boone's life and gave her the requisite amount of hope to carry on. My lighting powers also purportedly extended into the illumination of her days, with an added side dish of supplying song to her life. So, if Boone is to be believed, I have a promising future as an electrician and soundboard operator.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 22 May 2003 14:40 (twenty-two years ago)

I was about to shout

― kate, Thursday, 22 May 2003 14:41 (twenty-two years ago)

There was more to that, but it makes more sense as it is, so I'll leave it.

― kate, Thursday, 22 May 2003 14:42 (twenty-two years ago)

I beat my wife.
I beat her with a two by four.
I beat her with a lead pipe.
I beat my wife.

But you neglected to run her over with a brick truck? FOR SHAME.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 22 May 2003 14:48 (twenty-two years ago)

Hot milk, I tweaked his nipple.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 22 May 2003 14:51 (twenty-two years ago)

I did not make Dionne Warwick over.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Thursday, 22 May 2003 14:52 (twenty-two years ago)

I shouted Bamalama.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Thursday, 22 May 2003 14:54 (twenty-two years ago)

I unplugged the jukebox and did Adam and all his Antz a favour.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 22 May 2003 14:55 (twenty-two years ago)

I gave Mick some shelter.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Thursday, 22 May 2003 14:58 (twenty-two years ago)

I didn't bother trying to find her. After all, as my wan and overly-emotional friend informed me, she was not there. And I figured he should know, because he told me this instead of telling me about the way she looked, the way she acted, and the colour of her hair. Still, some details did in fact come to the fore. Apparently, her voice was soft and cool, and her eyes were clear and bright. Nevertheless, she was not there.

Actually, she sounds pretty fuckin' hot. As soon as the song's over, I'm going to look for her, his desperate entreaties be damned.

― Neudonym, Thursday, 22 May 2003 15:11 (twenty-two years ago)

clyde bruckman appeared to me in a dream last night and informed me that indeed, i was one of michael hutchence's kind. does that count?

― janni (janni), Thursday, 22 May 2003 15:15 (twenty-two years ago)

I went funeral crashing tonite
I drive right in and fite
I knock 'em over the head
I haul away their dead.

― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Thursday, 22 May 2003 15:30 (twenty-two years ago)

I came on and felt the noize.

― Neudonym, Thursday, 22 May 2003 15:33 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm filled with an urge to keep on trying, at least until I reach that higher ground.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 22 May 2003 16:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Though I'm out of suger and my matches got wet,
I discovered I'm not out of love yet

― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Thursday, 22 May 2003 16:46 (twenty-two years ago)

i licked up a mess of fun, and subsequently got one hell of a tummyache, which resulted in my finding myself both pissed and litigious. having successfully sued, i tralala'd all the way to the bank.

― janni (janni), Thursday, 22 May 2003 16:51 (twenty-two years ago)

I did the shyyyyy tuna.

― Neudonym, Thursday, 22 May 2003 17:02 (twenty-two years ago)

I got ready (.. and I suggest that y'all get ready) for the big payback.

― dave225 (Dave225), Thursday, 22 May 2003 17:09 (twenty-two years ago)

(Or the Vic Tayback...?)

― dave225 (Dave225), Thursday, 22 May 2003 17:10 (twenty-two years ago)

i bounced a graviton particle beam off the main deflector dish, and then proceeded to make shit up.

― janni (janni), Thursday, 22 May 2003 17:13 (twenty-two years ago)

I actually did mean to give you mushrooms girl, and it was entirely my intention to bring you into my world. But of course I'm totally willing to admit that it's my fault that you're in the corner crying.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 22 May 2003 17:15 (twenty-two years ago)

I blacklisted everyone who tried to attack this, safe in the knowledge that whatever they said they knew nothing about us.

― cis (cis), Thursday, 22 May 2003 17:18 (twenty-two years ago)

I played myself. (sic)

― Neudonym, Thursday, 22 May 2003 17:42 (twenty-two years ago)

one day, i chanced to grow wings. i was told it was a chemical reaction, but that didn't stop me becoming hysterical and pretty much useless for the rest of the day.

― janni (janni), Thursday, 22 May 2003 17:44 (twenty-two years ago)

I got ready, `cos there was a train a-comin'. I was told ahead of time that I wouldn't need a ticket in advance and that I could simply get on board. The only requirement in order to reserve seating on the train was the adherence to some religious doctrine and the giving of thanks to a higher being of divine origin.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 22 May 2003 17:57 (twenty-two years ago)

despite the flames leaping higher and higher around them, it was claimed by some that i passed earlier that they were in need of no water; thusly, i continued on and let the motherfuckers burn.

― janni (janni), Thursday, 22 May 2003 18:01 (twenty-two years ago)

It rained on my wedding day.

― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Thursday, 22 May 2003 18:50 (twenty-two years ago)

I saved Jarvis from his own hand.

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 22 May 2003 20:18 (twenty-two years ago)

I did it, I put my ass into it.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 22 May 2003 21:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Also, I let him go so he would want me more.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 22 May 2003 21:08 (twenty-two years ago)

Quite unsolicitedly, Freak Nasty put his hand on my hip. Not wanting to offend him, however, I dipped when he dipped. Thus, we dipped.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 22 May 2003 21:10 (twenty-two years ago)

I was Born in the USA.

― BurmaKitty (BurmaKitty), Friday, 23 May 2003 00:56 (twenty-two years ago)

I decided to keep following ancient history, so when Adam Ant stripped for me, I found myself stripping for him.

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 23 May 2003 01:01 (twenty-two years ago)

I kept punching Joe.

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Friday, 23 May 2003 01:03 (twenty-two years ago)

i walked that sad mile. now i know why the mona lisa smiles

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Friday, 23 May 2003 01:06 (twenty-two years ago)

i excused myself and then drank myself to death.

― janni (janni), Friday, 23 May 2003 14:22 (twenty-two years ago)

After attending to her neck & back, I proceeded to lick her pussy and her crack.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 23 May 2003 14:46 (twenty-two years ago)

It transpires that I am a hobo humpin' slobo babe, so I got off of whoever I was on. Furthermore, it turns out that that person and her friends don't love me.

― Neudonym, Friday, 23 May 2003 14:57 (twenty-two years ago)

i completely forgot the next chorus, as it was the one that i don't know. it's too bad, too---it was really a swinging tune, which i tried to do.

― janni (janni), Friday, 23 May 2003 15:36 (twenty-two years ago)

I wished I was your lover.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 23 May 2003 17:29 (twenty-two years ago)

DAMN!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 23 May 2003 17:30 (twenty-two years ago)

(I love that song, btw.)

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 23 May 2003 17:31 (twenty-two years ago)

(GOOMH!)

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 23 May 2003 17:37 (twenty-two years ago)

i started a joke that that started the whole world crying.

(it sucked, too. but, shit, i didn't know that would happen.)

― praying mantis (praying mantis), Friday, 23 May 2003 17:38 (twenty-two years ago)

Using the blood of the exploited working class (what crazy garbage that is anyway), I built a small-scale empire. Once I overcame my introverted nature, they bequeathed onto me the title 'Your Highness' and then finally the world screamed "KISS ME SON OF GOOOOOOD!"

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 23 May 2003 17:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Also, I felt really bad when the Johns reminded me that I had in my possession a bag of groceries accidentally taken off the shelf before the expiration date. On the way to the store, however, I must've died or something, and lo and behold I came back as a bag of groceries accidentally taken off the shelf before the date stamped on myself.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 23 May 2003 18:01 (twenty-two years ago)

Despite continually pointing out my nostrills, septum, mouth, ears, cheekbones and forehead, Billy continued to deride me as eyes without a face, then added insult to injury by decrying my lack of human grace and calling me waste. Like he's so great? He's just hair without a face, for crying out loud.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 23 May 2003 18:24 (twenty-two years ago)

Dammit, Don, I'm really sorry. I lost your number.

― Rikki, Friday, 23 May 2003 18:40 (twenty-two years ago)

No butt sex for you.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Friday, 23 May 2003 18:44 (twenty-two years ago)

First I'm accused of losing that loving feeling, then I'm implored to bring it back, begging the question: how exactly can I bring back that which I've supposedly lost?

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 23 May 2003 18:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Despite his nagging insistence, I managed to forget about Jim Kerr of the Simple Minds.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 23 May 2003 18:52 (twenty-two years ago)

FINE, I'll love you, Bree!

― David Duchovny (janni), Friday, 23 May 2003 18:53 (twenty-two years ago)

I gave Sade the sweetest taboo......and, uh, now she's having trouble sitting down without wincing.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 23 May 2003 18:54 (twenty-two years ago)

I failed to supply Elton John with an explanation of what tasks he'd have to perform to make me love him and/or care. To complicate matters, he then inexplicably asked what he should do when he gets struck by lightning. The answer to which is pretty obvious....call an ambulance, you silly piano playing freak.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 23 May 2003 18:56 (twenty-two years ago)

I cracked that whip. I gave the past the slip. I stepped on crack, and summarily broke my mother's long-suffering back. Rather thoughtless of me, I'll admit, but I always was sucker for declaritive statements. A problem came a long, and I felt rather obligated to whip it. It's a well established fact that cream is not meant to sit out for too long, so I whipped that as well. And I whippped it good, I should point out.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 23 May 2003 18:59 (twenty-two years ago)

i got myself a bitchin' Camaro. d'ya wanna ride?

― janni (janni), Friday, 23 May 2003 19:01 (twenty-two years ago)

I whipped that werewolf with a belt.

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Friday, 23 May 2003 19:01 (twenty-two years ago)

(Alex has never more clearly owned a thread.)

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 23 May 2003 19:06 (twenty-two years ago)

I felt like he felt, so we got it on.

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 23 May 2003 19:11 (twenty-two years ago)

i wanted to leave, but then to my dismay ended up not leaving now (mosttly because i didn't feel right taking your heart away). i might have promised you just one more night before we went our separate ways, but all the swelling synths got so loud i couldn't hear myself, much less formulate a response to your repeated proclamations that you wouldn't let go at any price.

― janni (janni), Friday, 23 May 2003 19:11 (twenty-two years ago)

i loved coffee and i loved tea, but i sure didn't love the burning sensation that accompanied all that loving...

― janni (janni), Friday, 23 May 2003 19:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Ted Leo was indeed correct, I didn't think they could hate me now.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 23 May 2003 20:18 (twenty-two years ago)

in my near-Herculean efforts to not leave you hanging on like a yo-yo, i tried my best to wake you up before i went-went. in this manner, it was revealed that you tend to sleep not unlike a rock, and so i regret to inform you that even if we do go dancing, there is no way in hell everything will be all right.

</ceases making you crazy whilst acting so cool>

― janni (janni), Friday, 23 May 2003 20:29 (twenty-two years ago)

before I went-went

BAHAHAHAhahahahahahahahaha

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 23 May 2003 20:32 (twenty-two years ago)

David and Martin keep insinuating that I had something to hide and did a poor job of doing it. Then they say I've got some sort've persecution complex. Then they got all high and mighty, explaining that it was time to pay the price for not listening to them and blaming my choice of always telling the truth on me being so young. As if their habit of fibbing is in any way admirable at all. Silly haired twits. Maybe I did swear "never again," last time, but they're the ones who were so keen to get me to lie in the first place, I don't see why they should be so fuckin' sanctimonious about it.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 23 May 2003 20:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Jack Blades of Night Ranger expressed a needless entreaty to me, begging me not to tell him that I loved him, and that he didn't want to know. He really needn't have, as it hadn't really crossed my mind in the first place. He's a bit presumptious, I find.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 23 May 2003 20:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Quite without any provocation, Sting keeps getting all creepy and stalky with me, ominously intoning that he's watching every move I make, every breath I take, every fuckin' cake I bake and whatnot. It's really getting on my nerves, frankly.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 23 May 2003 20:43 (twenty-two years ago)

I didn't change for me, and I didn't change a thing for Michael Hutchence either.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 23 May 2003 20:44 (twenty-two years ago)

I did not permit them to stretch their necks. (To see my li'l black egg with the l'il white specks, that is.)

― M Specktor (M Specktor), Friday, 23 May 2003 21:53 (twenty-two years ago)

I said, well.. come to think of it.. I can't actually expect to be taken seriously.

― daria g, Saturday, 24 May 2003 03:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Despite Pink's pushy threats about coming up, I willfully refused to get the party started in any way, shape or form.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 24 May 2003 03:15 (twenty-two years ago)

After years of thinking myself a champ, I now accept that I'm merely raw ramp.

― Mark (MarkR), Saturday, 24 May 2003 03:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Not only did I let my soul and spirits fly into the Mystic, I let him rock my gypsy soul first.< /tart>

― luna (luna.c), Saturday, 24 May 2003 08:32 (twenty-two years ago)

I called Debbie Harry. (I couldn't get through)

― beanz (beanz), Saturday, 24 May 2003 15:48 (twenty-two years ago)

I wheeled you out, as per your request.

Also, I dug James Brown now. (Or else I would have been obliged to dig him later.)

― M Specktor (M Specktor), Saturday, 24 May 2003 16:12 (twenty-two years ago)

following the directions given to me by Simon, i maintained as close a contact with the ground as i dared whilst on the hunt and after you. i also maintain that i smell like i sound (which makes some sort of sense after all, given the peculiar nasal qualities of my voice), and it doesn't seem to be affecting my ability to find myself lost in a crowd. my tummy is rumbling slightly as i chase you, and indeed it occurs to me that i'm hungry like ~~Burt~~ the Wolf.

― janni (janni), Saturday, 24 May 2003 17:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Jeff Lynne made the rather unlikely assertion that when I'm not in the room with him, he turns to stone. Understandably, I find this rather hard to believe.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 24 May 2003 20:23 (twenty-two years ago)

i just dialed 867-5309, but it sure as hell wasn't anyone called "Jenny" at the end of the line.

― janni (janni), Saturday, 24 May 2003 21:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Despite using her bottle, her sense of inventive intention, her motions and restrainted emotions, her amrs, legs, style, side-step, fingers, imagination and the brass in her pockets, I failed to notice that Chrissie was in any way more special than anybody else there. In missing that, I failed to give her the attention she was asking for. Maybe she does have rhythmn and all that, but even with her winking, it made no impact.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 24 May 2003 23:18 (twenty-two years ago)

I called my boyfriend and told him I KNOW WHAT BOYS LIKE. When he asked me, "What do I like?" I said, I DON'T KNOW. Ha Ha!

― blanca (blanca), Saturday, 24 May 2003 23:21 (twenty-two years ago)

I suddenly wanted to be sedated.

― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Saturday, 24 May 2003 23:34 (twenty-two years ago)

Despite the fact that I do not watch Dynasty, I still have an attitude.

― Ally (mlescaut), Sunday, 25 May 2003 00:33 (twenty-two years ago)

y'know,
I WANNA BE ELECTED!

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Sunday, 25 May 2003 00:53 (twenty-two years ago)

as i was directed by Mr. Van Winkle, in short order i stopped, collaborated, and listened. once he had gone so far as to graciously inform me that anything less than the best was a felony, i phoned up the police and had him taken away.

― janni (janni), Sunday, 25 May 2003 01:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Despite the fact that I am indeed pretty vain, I never once believed that Carly's song was about me. I mean, y'know, she got around. It could've been about James Taylor or Mick Jagger or Warren Beaty, but not me.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Sunday, 25 May 2003 02:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Puddle of Mudd are totally right. I DO fuckin' hate them. I'm glad that they finally realized that their affection for me is one big lie though--really, they are trying way too hard.

― Ally (mlescaut), Sunday, 25 May 2003 03:07 (twenty-two years ago)

He wanted to know what hip was and I told him because I thought I knew.

― luna (luna.c), Sunday, 25 May 2003 04:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Having been informed by Ice Cube that he was the kind of nigga that's built to last, and furthermore warned that he was likely to put his foot in my ass, I refrained from fucking with him.

― Patrick, Sunday, 25 May 2003 04:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Similarly, despite their tenacious, ominous imploring, I firmly declined NWA's suggestoin to engage in sexual intercourse with any police officers.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Sunday, 25 May 2003 11:08 (twenty-two years ago)

He warned me that he was the Assassinator, so I stayed off The Shitlist.

― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Sunday, 25 May 2003 12:53 (twenty-two years ago)

I stuck a six-inch gold blade in the head of a girl.

It ruined the carpet.

― Hayden Nicholls (Pop the Weasel), Sunday, 25 May 2003 14:03 (twenty-two years ago)

When the kids had killed The Man, I had to break up the band.

― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Sunday, 25 May 2003 15:21 (twenty-two years ago)

following Mr. Assault's thoughtful suggestion, i dressed my garden implements in the finiest couture imaginable, merely so that i could make the hoes take off their clothes and get naked.

― janni (janni), Sunday, 25 May 2003 16:06 (twenty-two years ago)

I laid down

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 25 May 2003 16:14 (twenty-two years ago)

Though I may be arrested for committing a federal offense I have, in the past, stolen people's mail.

― Roman (Roman), Sunday, 25 May 2003 16:23 (twenty-two years ago)

when i was frustrated, i WOOWOOWOOWOOWOO, WOOWOOWOOWOOWOOWOOWOOOOO!!d.

― janni (janni), Sunday, 25 May 2003 17:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Similar to Alex's quandry with Jim Kerr, I regrettably forgot about Dre. Perhaps if he reminded me that he was, indeed, still D.R.E., things would've been easier for us.

― Ally (mlescaut), Sunday, 25 May 2003 19:06 (twenty-two years ago)

Though he was largely unintelligible, I quite liked Jeremiah anyway, and often was more than happy to help him consume his vast quantities of mighty fine wine. Bullfrogs don't drink wine anyway.

― luna (luna.c), Sunday, 25 May 2003 19:32 (twenty-two years ago)

I headed on down to ninth street, with my dress and his ring, in order to kick it with the boys and the girls. This was, in reflection, probably a bad move.

― cis (cis), Sunday, 25 May 2003 19:44 (twenty-two years ago)

since i thought that fuck was funny, i fucked myself and saved some money.

― janni (janni), Sunday, 25 May 2003 20:23 (twenty-two years ago)

On the advice of mr Orungus, I took the gay apparel and put it on, put in on. Then I sucked the marrow as I sang his song.

― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Sunday, 25 May 2003 21:41 (twenty-two years ago)

I loved the Manic Street Preachers.

― ailsa (ailsa), Sunday, 25 May 2003 22:35 (twenty-two years ago)

I didn't sleep in the subway

― ailsa (ailsa), Sunday, 25 May 2003 22:35 (twenty-two years ago)

i listened to the beatles and the stones. in the house of love.

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Sunday, 25 May 2003 22:38 (twenty-two years ago)

I switched the light off for Belle and Sebastian.

― ailsa (ailsa), Sunday, 25 May 2003 22:49 (twenty-two years ago)

I didn't paint my teeth

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Sunday, 25 May 2003 23:15 (twenty-two years ago)

I allowed a certain gentleman in a fetching stovepipe hat to escort me to a gay bar. Where he spent all my money - the cad. I left before things progressed any further.

― Zora (Zora), Sunday, 25 May 2003 23:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Having switched the light off for Belle and Sebastian, I wondered if I shouldn't be leaving it on for Belinda Carlisle.

― ailsa (ailsa), Monday, 26 May 2003 11:38 (twenty-two years ago)

First, Susanna Hoffs wanted to show me the picture she drew, apparently it was a red heart, and she proceeded to tell me that her sheets are white like the moon, and she wants to dream with me in her room. Somehow she seemed to know that I was hurt and said she felt my pain, which was very nice of her I thought. Despite the appalling weather I quickly went to her house, where she insisted I should come out of the rain to get mine on her side of the bed. It was all very hard to resist, I can tell you.

― Siegbran (eofor), Monday, 26 May 2003 11:52 (twenty-two years ago)

I lowered my body temperature to 32 degrees Farenheit (0 Celsius), that seeming to be the proper thing to do seeing as how I am apparently willing to sacrifice my/our love. I do, of course, want paradise, but--despite my wishes--someday I will probably have to pay some kind of (possibly symbolic but perhaps monetary) price. You've seen it before, it happens all the time; while rendering the door jar, I will take off, seeing the rest of Earth's citizens in my rearview mirror. I am a grizzled '49-style prospector who does not recycle, I have lost millions of dollars which are somehow also people's emotions, but (as everyone knows, and has been said before) eventually I will have to reimburse someone.

― Neudonym, Monday, 26 May 2003 12:04 (twenty-two years ago)

I turned my insides uot to the inside, turned my outsides in to the inside, traded my outsides in for the inside, and turned it around again just because Dave (Mr. Grohl) said so.

I also got grossed out by that, but Dave didn't tell me to. I just couldn't help it. I think that is nasty.

I woud have taken my payroll and my lottery from listening to that same song but I don't have either one.

― Aja (aja), Monday, 26 May 2003 23:46 (twenty-two years ago)

I sang that his love was bigger than my love. Then I went straight to hell

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Monday, 26 May 2003 23:54 (twenty-two years ago)

you know, its about time nigel sorted out his own life.
he says he's happy, but im fed up of making plans for him.
the ungrateful sod.

― joni, Tuesday, 27 May 2003 11:09 (twenty-two years ago)

Never one to resist a challenge, I decided to take up Paul Westerberg on his dare, and I, in turn, also dared.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Tuesday, 27 May 2003 11:23 (twenty-two years ago)

I annihilated. Now.

― cis (cis), Tuesday, 27 May 2003 14:08 (twenty-two years ago)

I poured some sugar on him.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 27 May 2003 14:12 (twenty-two years ago)

I drove my Mini Cooper, and I felt super duper.

― Billy Dods (Billy Dods), Tuesday, 27 May 2003 14:19 (twenty-two years ago)

Despite my urge to do the contrary, I heeded Tina's cloying, insistant warnings, and decided to be good to her. Although, I feel I must mention that her assertion that "that's how it's gotta be now," had nothing to do with it. That is decidedly not how it had to be, and Ike will back me up on that one.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Tuesday, 27 May 2003 14:44 (twenty-two years ago)

He wouldn't shut up about it, so I finally rode the peace train.**

**if that's not a euphemism, I don't know what is.

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 27 May 2003 22:49 (twenty-two years ago)

I made some new mistakes, 'cuz I was sick of all the old ones. I made some new mistakes and broadened my horizons.

― Christine 'Green Leafy Dragon' Indigo (cindigo), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 03:52 (twenty-two years ago)

I gave Liz Phair my hot white cum, 'cause that's the kind of guy I am.

― Charles McCain (Charles McCain), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 13:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Lenny asked me if I was gonna go his way, but I had to get away, I had to fuckin FLY away...but he of all people knows that it ain't over til it's over. < /triple whammy>

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 14:04 (twenty-two years ago)

I went to God, and he said his hands would guide even though i shouldn't ask him what he truly thought of me, because t wouldn't be the answer I was looking for, so oh well...

― Charles McCain (Charles McCain), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 14:19 (twenty-two years ago)

despite its starring turn by that fine and outstanding young actress Christina Ricci, i stayed home and ate a piece of toast rather than going to see Casper the Friendly Ghost.

― janni (janni), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 15:28 (twenty-two years ago)

I slipped inside that house as I passed by it.

― Charles McCain (Charles McCain), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 15:52 (twenty-two years ago)

i'm writing to you from ICU because i made the dreadful mistake of wearing my sunglasses at night while driving.

― janni (janni), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 15:55 (twenty-two years ago)

I burned up for your love.

― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 16:20 (twenty-two years ago)

I boogie'd on.

― reggae woman (nickalicious), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 16:23 (twenty-two years ago)

I talked about Pop Music in New York, London, Paris and Munich.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 16:31 (twenty-two years ago)

I told myself that this was cool. After all, I have no choice. I told my friends that they drove me to it. Doesn't matter - I can quit anytime.

― dave225 (Dave225), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 16:35 (twenty-two years ago)

Skreeeee....CRRRASSSH!

(unfortunately, dave225 failed to reach his destination, and therefore missed the TV Party.)

― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 16:37 (twenty-two years ago)

out of nowhere, i felt a sudden overwhelming compulsion to put on my almond rocks and daisy roots. directly afterwards, i brushed my Hampstead Heath and decided to wear my whistle and flute. i've been told there's lots of la-dee-dah's and cockney's here...so i looked alive and got right out of there. afraid all that activity's made me more than a bit woozy, too.

― janni (janni), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 16:58 (twenty-two years ago)

I didn't stop (till I got enough).

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 21:47 (twenty-two years ago)

I remembered something but forgot what it was

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 22:10 (twenty-two years ago)

I wanted a Pepsi.

― Sam J. (samjeff), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 22:12 (twenty-two years ago)

I had to show them that I really wasn't scared. They kicked me and they beat me and they told it was fair. Suddenly, it didn't matter so much who was wrong and who was right. So I beat it.

― Sam J. (samjeff), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 22:16 (twenty-two years ago)

I rejected a skater boy with a crush on me because my friends didn't approve of him -- even though I secretly liked him. Years later, he became a famous rock star and I was left with regrets.

― Sam J. (samjeff), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 22:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Being a wayward son, I carried on. There was indeed peace when I was done. I layed my weary head to rest and ceased my crying.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 22:22 (twenty-two years ago)

For the Reverend Martin Luther King, I sang.

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 22:54 (twenty-two years ago)

I heeded Alison and Vince's entreaties and moved out, as I didn't want to create a situation.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 28 May 2003 22:56 (twenty-two years ago)

I listened to the hook as the DJ revolved it.

― Charles McCain (Charles McCain), Thursday, 29 May 2003 17:39 (twenty-two years ago)

I played the bluesedge - or tried to - then realized I don't really know what the bluesedge is.

― dave225 (Dave225), Thursday, 29 May 2003 17:42 (twenty-two years ago)

i went up against a wall and attempted to behave like DeNiro. unsure of which filmic role i should endeavour to undertake, i sat against the wall for an interminable amount of time whilst considering my options.

― janni (janni), Thursday, 29 May 2003 18:11 (twenty-two years ago)

I forgot to remember to forget.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 29 May 2003 18:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah, sure officer, I shook my ass. But I watched myself!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 29 May 2003 18:27 (twenty-two years ago)

i checked myself shortly before wrecking myself.

― janni (janni), Thursday, 29 May 2003 18:30 (twenty-two years ago)

I shook that healthy butt.

― luna in NO (luna.c), Thursday, 29 May 2003 20:30 (twenty-two years ago)

He couldn't save me - he couldn't even save himself - so, in the end, I had to. It wasn't that hard, actually.

― cis (cis), Thursday, 29 May 2003 21:00 (twenty-two years ago)

I walked away, walked away, and fuckin' Bono kept on following me.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 29 May 2003 21:00 (twenty-two years ago)

I did it like they do on the Discovery Channel.

― David A. (Davant), Thursday, 29 May 2003 22:52 (twenty-two years ago)

I got erection.

― Christine 'Green Leafy Dragon' Indigo (cindigo), Friday, 30 May 2003 00:27 (twenty-two years ago)

I ran around in the radiation and burned out in the acid rain.

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Friday, 30 May 2003 00:32 (twenty-two years ago)

i did it good and i did it fine and i got this thing crawling up my spine...

― janni (janni), Friday, 30 May 2003 00:45 (twenty-two years ago)

While waiting breathlessly for Cath Carroll to take me for a ride, I couldn't shake the nagging suspicion that I would soon lie dead at Santiago's feet.

― Sam J. (samjeff), Friday, 30 May 2003 14:50 (twenty-two years ago)

I got a rocket launcher, and some son of a bitch died after I got it.

― Charles McCain (Charles McCain), Friday, 30 May 2003 14:59 (twenty-two years ago)

I informed Bono of specifically who it was that I had elected to ride my wild horses. He seemed somewhat doubtful.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 30 May 2003 15:04 (twenty-two years ago)

quite regrettably, i continued to insist on wasting my time by ignoring Steven Morrissey more and more with each passing day. as he'd threatened, he continued to get closer and closer. now his head is growing out of my shoulder, and it's difficult to find shirts that we both agree on. understandably, this whole experience has caused me no small amount of distress.

― janni (janni), Friday, 30 May 2003 15:59 (twenty-two years ago)

I do it to myself, I do, and as Thom quite rightly pointed out, that's what really hurts.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 30 May 2003 17:35 (twenty-two years ago)

(I dedicated one to the ladies.) I was your ice cream man, you stopped me whilst I was passing by. You let me cool you one time and became a regular stop.

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Friday, 30 May 2003 17:40 (twenty-two years ago)

...which is all the more funny considering i too was under influence of Young Master Yorke when i heeded his advice that, indeed, anyone could play guitar. with this accomplished, i ceased being nothing almost immediately thereafter.

― janni (janni), Friday, 30 May 2003 17:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh yeah yeah yeah, I didn't let your lovin' go to waste
Oh honey child, I gave you a taste
Whoa I sent shivers
Smooth up in ya

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Friday, 30 May 2003 17:44 (twenty-two years ago)

right at this moment, i'm working on increasing my anxiety as it's something i can do for free.

(what can i say? money's tight, yo.)

― janni (janni), Friday, 30 May 2003 18:00 (twenty-two years ago)

I got on the good foot.

― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Friday, 30 May 2003 18:51 (twenty-two years ago)

I made a record in my home, since I didn't need a studio. Then I got some pictures, cut them up, pasted them up and put them out, without bringing an end to my bubblegum punkpop disco. For this, they love me.

― cis (cis), Friday, 30 May 2003 19:48 (twenty-two years ago)

In response to a twelve-year-old request that I had been neglecting for too long, I sent five crates of dollar-bin indie rock CDs to Lou Barlow's house.

― Sam J. (samjeff), Friday, 30 May 2003 23:24 (twenty-two years ago)

And in response to a 27-year-old request that I'd been neglecting for too long, I grabbed a knife, and I stabbed a dick, and I beat on Dinah Shore. But I still can't get no satisfaction.

― Christine 'Green Leafy Dragon' Indigo (cindigo), Saturday, 31 May 2003 00:34 (twenty-two years ago)

At Ian's insistance, I danced, danced, danced, danced to the radio.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 31 May 2003 01:20 (twenty-two years ago)

I looked at my pants when I listened to Homer Simpson's version of "The Safty Dance"

― Aja (aja), Saturday, 31 May 2003 01:39 (twenty-two years ago)

I stood in the place where I lived. Then I faced north. I thought about direction and wondered why I hadn't before. Then I stood in the place where I worked and then faced west. There, I thought about the place where I lived and again wondered why I hadn't before. I was indeed confused, so I checked with the sun and remembered to carry a compass to help me along. My feet were indeed going to be on the ground and, thankfully, my head was with me as well for the benefit of moving my body around. After all this, I felt like a total asshole.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 31 May 2003 01:44 (twenty-two years ago)

I saw you runnin'/ I saw you runnin' from where I lay

― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Saturday, 31 May 2003 02:40 (twenty-two years ago)

After all this, I felt like a total asshole.
Especially after Michael Stipe made you do that stupid "Compass Dance".
Granted Alex was forced at gunpoint, so he's not completely to blame.

― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Saturday, 31 May 2003 02:41 (twenty-two years ago)

I put my head up I don't know how many times.

― Aja (aja), Saturday, 31 May 2003 03:11 (twenty-two years ago)

I watched the guy from The Transplants.

― Aja (aja), Saturday, 31 May 2003 03:28 (twenty-two years ago)

I got it on.

― Johnney B (Johnney B), Saturday, 31 May 2003 10:25 (twenty-two years ago)

i wished really hard that i had a rabbit in a hat and a bat with a six-foot Impala. it didn't amount to much, however---my bunny still won't get in my hat. :(

― janni (janni), Saturday, 31 May 2003 15:03 (twenty-two years ago)

I took a look at Phil now. I didn't in fact see an empty space, but rather a annoying former prog drummer with thinning hair. As unsightly as he is, he was quite right --- me coming back to him was truly against all odds....especially since I was never with him to begin with. Silly man.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 31 May 2003 18:14 (twenty-two years ago)

i've decided that the world could die in pain, and i really wouldn't feel no shame. probably because there's really nothing holding me to blame, although i wouldn't stake my life on it. additionally, as of this moment, i'm finding that i can't stand up, or cool down, or even get my head off the ground.

what a morning.

― janni (janni), Monday, 2 June 2003 13:09 (twenty-two years ago)

five months pass...

I took it easy after listening to "Kings & Queens".

After listening to "Eighties", I got out of Jaz' way. I wanted to talk to him but he seemed to be threatning me.

― Aja (aja), Saturday, 29 November 2003 23:17 (twenty-two years ago)

two months pass...

a revive seems appropriate in wake of the polaroid picture advisory.

― teeny (teeny), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 13:22 (twenty-two years ago)

I came with P Diddy.

― hmm, Wednesday, 18 February 2004 13:28 (twenty-two years ago)

and Jimmy Page.

― hmm, Wednesday, 18 February 2004 13:29 (twenty-two years ago)

me and jason spaceman came together with that huge choir.

― hmmm, Wednesday, 18 February 2004 13:31 (twenty-two years ago)

Greatest thread ever, by the way.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 15:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Hey, Al Stewart, I got yer ticket for the last train home tonight. I got it riiiight heeere.

― dave225 (Dave225), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 15:38 (twenty-two years ago)

Greatest thread ever, by the way.

Thanks Alex.

I need some kind words after last night.

― Aja (aja), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 15:44 (twenty-two years ago)

I ran, hunted and slashed and crushed and searched and saw and stabbed and shot and thrashed and smashed and burned, destroyed and killed and bled and pled then died.

― Roger T (Roger T), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 15:47 (twenty-two years ago)

I clapped my hands.

― Aja (aja), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 15:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Nas exclaimed "They shootin'," and I looked.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 16:55 (twenty-two years ago)

I took Tiger Mountain (by Strategy)

― Roger T (Roger T), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 17:11 (twenty-two years ago)

I boom shook shook shook the room.

― Jole (Jole), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 17:16 (twenty-two years ago)

I put Randy Meisner on a highway, and I showed him a sign. And I took it to the limit, one more time.

― morris pavilion (samjeff), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 17:18 (twenty-two years ago)

I folded my hand to prohibit walking like a peasant.

― Roger T (Roger T), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 17:20 (twenty-two years ago)

At Junior Senior's urging, I moved my feet and sure enough, I felt united with everybody.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 18:27 (twenty-two years ago)

I got back to where I once belonged.

― Rick Massimo (Rick Massimo), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 18:54 (twenty-two years ago)

seven months pass...

I eat a lot, I sleep a lot - but, I've learned, it's very important that you do NOT brush 'em like crazy. I have severe gum recession and worn enamel from what dentists say has been a lifetime of too-vigorous brushing. You should brush very, very gently, going with the "grain" of the gumline (using soft upward strokes on the bottom, and downward strokes on the top). Or use an electric toothbrush. Save the rest of that wholesome, all-American energy for flossing 'em like crazy, which is almost as important as brushing.

― SMiLEy McSMiLEs (samjeff), Tuesday, 5 October 2004 20:43 (twenty-one years ago)

two years pass...

I struck a violent pose (Teenagers - My Chemical Romance)

I actually did. I was singing it at school and my old History teacher walked by as I did it and just stared at me...

― Aja, Monday, 4 June 2007 02:34 (eighteen years ago)

I got myself away and am still living.

― Finefinemusic, Monday, 4 June 2007 17:35 (eighteen years ago)

I took you to the river and dropped you in the water

― bernard snowy, Monday, 4 June 2007 17:52 (eighteen years ago)

I checked out at the time of my choosing, but I was not able to leave.

― Davey D, Monday, 4 June 2007 19:36 (eighteen years ago)

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