Find a lyric on ILM that everybody hates

I did it all for the nookie
C'mon
The nookie
C'mon
So you can take that cookie
And stick it up your, yeah!!
Stick it up your, yeah!!
Stick it up your, yeah!!
Why did it take so long?
Why did I wait so long, huh
To figure it out? but I did it
And I'm the only one underneath the sun who didn't get it
I cant believe that I can be deceived
By my so called girl, but in reality
Had hidden agenda
She put my tender heart in a blender
And still I surrendered
Hey, like a chump

I'm only human
Its so easy for your friends to give you their advice
They tell you to let it go
But its easier said then done
I appreciate it
I do, but just leave me alone
Leave me alone
Just leave me alone!!
Just leave me alone!
Aint nothin' gonna change
If you can go away
Im just gonna stay here and always be the same
Aint nothin' gonna change
If you can go away
Im just gonna stay here and always be the same
Aint nothin' gonna change
If you can go away
Im just gonna stay here and always be the same

And sometimes when we touch
The honesty's too much
And I have to close my eyes and hide
I wanna hold you til I die
Til we both break down and cry
I wanna hold you till the fear in me subsides

Romance and all its strategy
Leaves me battling with my pride
But through the insecurity
Some tenderness survives
I'm just another writer
Still trapped within my truth
A hesitant prize fighter
Still trapped within my youth

And sometimes when we touch
The honesty's too much
And I have to close my eyes and hide
I wanna hold you til I die
Til we both break down and cry
I wanna hold you till the fear in me subsides

At times I'd like to break you
And drive you to your knees
At times I'd like to break through
And hold you endlessly

At times I understand you
And I see how hard you've tried
I've watched while love commands you
And I've watched love pass you by

At times I think we're drifters
Still searching for a friend
A brother or a sister
But then the passion flares again

And sometimes when we touch
The honesty's too much
And I have to close my eyes and hide
I wanna hold you til I die
Til we both break down and cry
I wanna hold you till the fear in me subsides

You line them up
Look at your shoes
You hang names on your wall
Then you shoot them all

You fly around in planes
That bring you down
To meet me who loves you, like
Me crashing to the ground

Are you so lonely?
Don't even know me
But you'd like to stone me

Mr Writer, why don't you tell it like it is?
Why don't you tell it like it really is?
Before you go on home

So I'll start by saying that:

there are some OK lines in ben's song

for Lord Byron's I quite like these (so bad its good actually):

''At times I'd like to break you
And drive you to your knees
At times I'd like to break through
And hold you endlessly''

The 'stone me' bit on mr.writer is v funny.

SheÕs done nothing so far to deserve that car
When you live in butt town
You gotta get down
But in butt town IÕm learninÕ
In butt town IÕm earninÕ
In butt town IÕm turninÕ
Into my worst nightmare

IÕm tellinÕ you, itÕs a motley crew in butt town
Monday youÕre new, and friday youÕre through
In butt town
The producer is wily, and owns what he sells
The talent is eager to go straight to hell
Th tits are amazing, and everyoneÕs gazing
At some body part-
ThatÕs the nature of art in butt town

All over butt town dreams have a show down
All over butt town values are thrown down
But in butt town IÕm learninÕ
In butt town IÕm earninÕ
In butt town IÕm turninÕ
Into my worst nightmare

In butt town baby
IÕm gonna be a star
IÕm gonna shake my butt far
Now here we go
IÕm gonna shake my butt
Shake my butt shake my butt
In butt town

(well, maybe this one is more of an everybody-loves lyric)

-Yes, "Roundabout"

Arrgghhh I hate this lyric.

here's one I despise:

You've got your ball
you've got your chain
tied to me tight tie me up again
who's got their claws
in you my friend
Into your heart I'll beat again
Sweet like candy to my soul
Sweet you rock
and sweet you roll
Lost for you I'm so lost for you

You come crash into me
And I come into you
I come into you
In a boys dream
In a boys dream

Touch your lips just so I know
In your eyes, love, it glows so
I'm bare boned and crazy for you
When you come crash
into me, baby
And I come into you
In a boys dream
In a boys dream

If I've gone overboard
Then I'm begging you
to forgive me
in my haste
When I'm holding you so girl
close to me

Oh and you come crash
into me, baby
And I come into you
Hike up your skirt a little more
and show the world to me
Hike up your skirt a little more
and show your world to me
In a boys dream.. In a boys dream

Oh I watch you there
through the window
And I stare at you
You wear nothing but you
wear it so well
tied up and twisted
the way I'd like to be
For you, for me, come crash
into me

Don't touch my breast
I'm just working at my desk
Don't put me to the test
I'm just doing my best

Shopping at Maxfields
Power for you to wield
Dreamed of going to the Grammies
Til you poked me with your whammy

You spin the disk
Now you're moving your wrist
I'm just from Encino
Why are you so meano?

I'm just here for dictation
I'm not your summer vacation
You really like to shmooze
Well now you're on the news

I'm from Sherman Oaks
Just a wheel in the spokes
But I ain't giving you head
In a Sunset bungalow

Roshumba
Judith
Paulina
Kathy
Vendela
Naomi
Ashley
Angie
Stacey
Gail
I'm swimming
I'm swimming
I'm swimming

*takes whoever wrote that lyric and punches them in the face*

Jeez, that's the stupidest thing I've ever read. That's a feminist song, right?

I'm afraid of the dark,
'specially when I'm in a park
And there's no-one else around,

Ooh, I get the shivers
I don't want to see a ghost,
It's a sight that I fear most
I'd rather have a piece of toast
And watch the evening news
(Repeat Chorus)

I'm a superstitious girl,
I'm the worst in the world
Never walk under ladders,
I keep a rabbit's tail

I'll take you up on a dare,
Anytime, anywhere
Name the place, I'll be there,
Bungee jumping, I don't care!
(Repeat Chorus)

life, doo, doot dooo
doo, doot dooo

So after all is said and done
I know I'm not the only one
Life indeed can be fun, if you really want to

Sometimes living out your dreams,
Ain't as easy as it seems
You wanna fly around the world,
In a beautiful balloon
(Repeat Chorus)

Beerbust like I had last week
I must stay cheap cause talk is a cheap
I like Angela, Pamela, Sandra, And Rita
and i as i continue you know they're getting sweeter
So what can I do I really beg you my lord
To me flirtin is just like a sport
Anything fly is all good let me dump it
Please set in the trumpet

1 - A little bit of Monica in my life
A little bit of Erica by my side
A little bit of Rita is all i need
A little bit of Tina is what I see
A little bit of Sandra in the sun
A little bit of Mary all night long
A little bit of Jessica here i am
A little bit of you makes me your man
Mambo#5

Jump up and down and move it all around
Shake your head to the sound
Put your hands on the ground
Take one step left and one step right
One to the front and one to the side
Clap ypur hands once and clap your hands twice
and if it looks like this then you doin it right

Repeat 1

Pump it and trumpet Mambo#5

Repeat 1

I do all to fall in love with a girl like you
Cause you can't run and you can't hide
You and me are gonna touch the sky

seeing this line, i sure did. instantly.

"I Just ShotJohn Lennon"

It was the fearful night of December 8th.

He was returning home from the studio late.

He had perseptively known that it wouldn't be nice.

Because in 1980, he paid the price.

John Lennon died. [X6]

With a Smith & Wesson 38,

John Lennon's life was no longer a debate.

He should have stayed at home,

He should have never cared,

And the man who took his life declared,

He said I just shot John Lennon.

He said I just shot John Lennon.

What a sad and sorry and sickening sight.

What a sad and sorry and sickening night.

What a sad and sorry and sickening sight.

What a sad and sorry and sickening night.

Ah, ah ah ah, ah...

I just shot John Lennon.

He said I just shot John Lennon.

What a sad and sorry and sickening sight.

What a sad and sorry and sickening night.

What a sad and sorry and sickening sight.

What a sad and sorry and sickening night.

Ah, ah ah ah, ah...

Gwar, "Vlad the Impaler"

Would you like to talk about it?
There’s not much to say.
We had lunch this afternoon. her life’s in disarray.
She still goes around as if she is always stumbling off a cliff.
Do you still want her?
What are you saying?
Do you still want her?
Baby stop playing.
Really, I mean it. can you forget her?
Baby, now stop it. you should know better.
I know this is hard to do. but, there’s no one for me but you and

You can thank your lucky stars that we’re not as smart as we’d like to think we are.

Baby, I’m sorry, I was wrong, I have no alibis.
I was acting like a fool and I apologize.
Listen, hon’, I know you’re dumb, but that’s o.k., you don’t have to look so glum.
Do you still love me?
Yes, I still love you.
You mean, you’re not just being nice.
No, I’m not just being nice.
Do you feel sleepy.
Aw, you’re so sincere. yes, I feel sleepy.
Well, slide over here. ’cause I may not be all that bright, but I know how to hold you tight and,

You can thank your lucky stars that we’re not as smart as we’d like to think we are and
You can thank your lucky stars that we’re not as smart as we’d like to think we are and
We can thank our lucky stars that we’re not as smart as we’d like to think we are.

A dusty stack of photographs
Of times I cried But mostly laughed
Commit the past Into blue flame
Acrid smoke
Cowardly shame
Goddamnit

At times I'm truly terrified
Cause dope and booze don't help to hide
They're used to mask a weakling's hurt
It's just like painting over dirt

Everyone I love is dead
Everyone I love is dead
(All dead)

Life's a game I cannot win
Both good and bad must surely end
The mirrors always tell the truth
I love myself for hating you

Everyone I love is dead
Everyone I love is dead
Everyone I love is dead
Everyone I love is dead
Goddamnit
Goddamnit
All dead

How about the immortal Chris Rea line :-

"There are women and children on boats on the sea / Crying and dying like Jews / Do you like Tennis?"

The country’s getting ugly and there’s more in store
But don’t blame me ’cause I voted for Gore
Keep choice legal
And your wardrobe regal
Chekov wrote "The Seagull"
Snoopy is a beagle

... but I really don't see how that's really any worse than:

You say you a gangsta but you never pop nuttin
We say you a wanksta and you need to stop frontin
You go to the dealership but you never cop nuttin
You been hustlin a long time and you ain't got nuttin

Anyhoo... the actual moral of the story is: Don't let your friends enlist art critics into their band.

haha, their main influence really is the Beastie Boys~!

No wonder the hip hop heads hate em so much.

In those jeans
Looking good plenty time
Is there any more room for me
In those jeans

[Verse 1]
Got on my ride seen you from a far
And I couldn't stop myself from looking hard
You wore these jeans
Girl you wore
these jeans and you
Made a thug wanna cry something terrible
I had to have, have you for myself baby
You don't know
what those jeans do to me
Make me wanna get down on one knee
You got that thunder
And it only makes me wonder how it
feels
To get up in those jeans
Oh those jeans

[Chorus]

[Verse 2]
You are the bomb
Girl you tight to death
I don't know the words to say to you
All that i know, baby all i know is
that
I'm loving what I see and I'm feeling you
I wanna know, all I wanna know is if
I could have what's up in those
jeans
Baby can I have what's up in those jeans
Don't get alarmed cause I don't mean no harm
But I love the way you
wear those jeans
Levis, Prada, BabyPhat, I love them
Love the way you, wearing them I love them can
Calvin, Iceberg,
Sergio, I love them
Trying to get inside of those
Yeah Yeah Yeah

[Chorus]

[Verse 3]
I wanna say that them jeans looking good fitting right
Baby damn those jeans
Any kind doesn't matter you could win 'em
you look fine
Baby damn those jeans
Anytime that I see you I want in, you wear them well
Baby damn those jeans
You
the shit you the bomb
All I wanna know is can I have what's in those jeans
Can I get in those can I baby

[Chorus]

...first names of all the women in the ahem Swimsuit Issue the year the song came out. If that isn't genius then nothing is.

i know it's up for me
if you steal my sunshine
making sure i'm not in too deep
if you steal my sunshine
keeping versed and on my feet
if you steal my sunshine

i was frying on the bench slide in the park across the street
l-a-t-e-r that week
my sticky paws were into making straws out of big fat slurpy treats
an incredible eight foot heap
now the funny glare to pay a gleaming tear in a staring under heat
involved an under usual feat
and i'm not only among but i invite who i want to come
so i missed a million miles of fun

i know it's up for me
if you steal my sunshine
making sure i'm not in too deep
if you steal my sunshine
keeping versed and on my feet
if you steal my sunshine

i know it's done for me
if you steal my sunshine
not as some and hard to see
if you steal my sunshine
keeping dumb and built to beat
if you steal my sunshine

my sunshine
if you steal my sunshine

I mean, they don't actually say "...drugs. DRUGS. Do you see?", but they might as well.

Just a funny thing, I'm forever drifting into dreams
Just not the proper thing, to always be drifting into dreams...

Vicious, you hit me with a flower
You do it every hour
Oh, baby you're so vicious
Vicious, you want me to hit you with a stick
But all I've got is a guitar pick
Oh baby, you're so vicious...

Actually pick your own Lou Reed lyrics at random and you've got a winner

(You're still the one)
You're still the one I run to
The one that I belong to
You're still the one I want for life
Shania Twain - You're Still the One

Call me overly sensitive, but, that "I 'belong' to" just sounds so...creepy.

RE: Nookie. Nookie? It's so honestly silly! C'mon haven't you ever surrendered like a chump, heyyyyy?

One mile to every inch of
Your skin like porcelain
One pair of candy lips and
Your bubblegum tongue

'Cause if you want love
We'll make it
Swimming a deep sea
Of blankets
Take all your big plans
And break 'em
This is bound to be a while

Your body Is a wonderland
Your body is a wonder (I'll use my hands)
Your body Is a wonderland

Something 'bout the way the hair falls in your face
I love the shape you take when crawling towards the pillowcase
You tell me where to go and
Though I might leave to find it
I'll never let your head hit the bed
Without my hand behind it

you want love?
We'll make it
Swimming a deep sea
Of blankets
Take all your big plans
And break 'em
This is bound to be a while

Your body Is a wonderland
Your body is a wonder (I'll use my hands)
Your body Is a wonderland

Damn baby
You frustrate me
I know you're mine all mine all mine
But you look so good it hurts sometimes

Your body Is a wonderland
Your body is a wonder (I'll use my hands)
Your body Is a wonderland
Your body is a wonderland

ahem ...

They love to tell you
Stay inside the lines
But something's better
On the other side

I wanna run through the halls of my high school
I wanna scream at the
Top of my lungs
I just found out there's no such thing as the real world
Just a lie you've got to rise above

So the good boys and girls take the so called right track
Faded white hats
Grabbing credits
Maybe transfers
They read all the books but they can't find the answers
And all of our parents
They're getting older
I wonder if they've wished for anything better
While in their memories
Tiny tragedies

They love to tell you
Stay inside the lines
But something's better
On the other side

I wanna run through the halls of my high school
I wanna scream at the
Top of my lungs
I just found out there's no such thing as the real world
Just a lie you got to rise above

I am invincible
As long as I'm alive

I wanna run through the halls of my high school
I wanna scream at the
Top of my lungs
I just found out there's no such thing as the real world
Just a lie you've got to rise above

I just can't wait til my 10 year reunion
I'm gonna bust down the double doors
And when I stand on these tables before you

I'm moved to trump the lot of you with this simple 11-word "effort", *guaranteed* to send you running for the nearest WMD:

"And that's a good line to take it to the bridge"

Time, gentlemen, please, ain't you got homes to go to?

But if you are gonna pick that one: its lame, not sure if i hate it tho'.

Its pretty good.

If we don't win our battle, and all does not go well
It's apocalypse for Britain, and we'll see you all in Hell."

"Young teacher,
The subject,
Of school girl fantasy.
She wants him,
So badly,
Knows what she wants to be.
Inside her,
There's longing,
This girl's an open page.
Book marking,
She's so close now,
This girl is half his age.

Chorus:
Dont stand, dont stand so,
Dont stand so close to me
(repeat)

Her friends are so jealous,
You know how bad girls get.
Sometimes it's not easy,
To be the teacher's pet.
Temptation, frustration,
So bad it makes him cry.
Wet bus stop,
She's waiting,
His car is warm and dry,

Chorus

Loose talk in,
The classroom,
To hurt they try and try.
Strong words in,
The staff room,
The accusations fly.
It's no use,
He sees her,
He starts to shake and cough,
Just like that,
Old man in,
That book by Nabikov.

Chorus"

I'm not entirely sure which is worse....

Bangles: Eternal Flame
George Michael: Careless Whisper
Guns'n'Roses: Sweet Child o'Mine

because evil teenagehood implanted these songs under my skin...

You be rippin' off the fuckin' kids
While they be payin' their hard earned money to read about the bands
They want to know about
Printin' lies startin' controversy
You wanta antagonize me
Antagonize me motherfucker
Get in the ring motherfucker
And I'll kick your bitchy little ass
PUNK

I don't like you, I just hate you
I gonna kick your ass,
Oh yeah! Ohyeah!

You may not like our integrity yeah
We built a world out of anarchy
Oh yeah!

AND IN THIS CORNER WEIGHING IN AT 850 POUNDS- GUNS N' ROSES

Get in the ring
Yeah

Yeah this song is dedicated to
All the Guns n'fuckin' Roses fans
Who stuck with us through all the Fucking shit
And to all those opposed...
Hmm...well

2. I still think my Robbie line trumps ALL of the above. But then I would.

Where did this lapse into hip-hop grammar spring from, Waxl?

True... but WAR could make pretty much anything "fit in" with G N' R if he felt like it... now I am no longer 12 years old that song is the low point of their recording career I have to say.

Julio, would you still have said that if the second one had been "Russians" rather than "Don't Stand So Close To Me"?

"Skrewdriver to thread!"

Too late - who else did you think the first one I posted was by?

Grandma needs new dentures
To eat the crust on pizza
Been taken out by her daughter
Because she thought she oughta
The kids are eating Snickers
Because they're so delicious
Then there's sticky fingers
And mother loses her knickers
Bank holiday comes six times a year
Days of enjoyment to which everyone cheers
Bank holiday comes with a six pack of beer
Then it's back to work
A-g-a-i-n
Barbecue is cooking
Sausages and chicken
The patio is buzzing
And neighbors they are looking
John is down the fun pub
Drinking lots of lager
Girls and boys are on the game
And all the high streets look the same

*Noel Gallagher calls me a 'fookin student wanker', threatens to kick my head in, then goes away and sulks like a girl*

i was searching for lols regarding "life is precocious in a most peculiar way" on google and this thread was the second result!!

pale blue colored iris
presents the circle
puts the glory out to hide
hide

billy joel´s "piano man" if full of clunkers

There's an old man sitting next to me
Makin' love to his tonic and gin

He says, "Son, can you play me a memory
I'm not really sure how it goes
But it's sad and it's sweet and I knew it complete
When I wore a younger man's clothes."

Yes, they're sharing a drink they call loneliness
But it's better than drinkin' alone

And the piano, it sounds like a carnivore
And the microphone smells like a beer

Wow, all these years I thought that piano sounded like a "carnival".

If it's actually "carnivore," it's by far the finest moment in Billy Joel's career.

wait it MUST be carnival

http://www.kissthisguy.com/15143misheard.htm

There's an old man sitting next to me
Makin' love to his tonic and gin

gross

also ty k*ll*an for getting Cranberries on here so I didn't have to post the lyrics to "Bosnia"

yes, why would you engage in conversation an old man with his dick in his drink?

and when does anyone call it a "tonic and gin"?

when they want to force a dumb rhyme

when they are trying to shoehorn it into a rhyme scheme:

It's nine o'clock on a Saturday
The regular crowd shuffles in
There's an old man sitting next to me
Makin' love to his tonic and gin

xp: lol

"Russians"

In Europe and America, there's a growing feeling of hysteria
Conditioned to respond to all the threats
In the rhetorical speeches of the Soviets
Mr. Krushchev said we will bury you
I don't subscribe to this point of view
It would be such an ignorant thing to do
If the Russians love their children too

How can I save my little boy from Oppenheimer's deadly toy
There is no monopoly in common sense
On either side of the political fence
We share the same biology
Regardless of ideology
Believe me when I say to you
I hope the Russians love their children too

There is no historical precedent
To put the words in the mouth of the President
There's no such thing as a winnable war
It's a lie we don't believe anymore
Mr. Reagan says we will protect you
I don't subscribe to this point of view
Believe me when I say to you
I hope the Russians love their children too

We share the same biology
Regardless of ideology
What might save us, me, and you
Is if the Russians love their children too

Made me think of Springsteen's "speedball" in "Glory Days." Not only does nobody call a fastball a speedball, but it wasn't even done to shoehorn a rhyme in.

I just checked to see if that could be a drug double entendre and... not really, lol

It might be an old synonym for a fastball that's fallen out of favor... I know in Japan they still call the fastball pitch a "speedball"

those Sting lyrics are better than the Cranberries lyrics in terms of intention, but yes they are terrible

I vote for this obvious choice:

Watching the people get lairy
It's not very pretty I tell thee
Walking through town is quite scary
It's not very sensible either
A friend of a friend he got beaten
He looked the wrong way at a policeman
Would never of happened to Smeaton
An old leodensian
I predict a riot
I predict a riot
I predict a riot
I predict a riot
I tried to get to my taxi
The man in a tracksuit attacks me
He said that he saw it before me
And wants to get things a bit gory
Girls scrabble round with no clothes on
To borrow a pound for a condom
If it wasn't for chip fat they'd be frozen
they're not very sensible
I predict a riot
I predict a riot
I predict a riot
I predict a riot
And if there's anybody left in here
That doesn't want to be out there
Watching the people get lairy
It's not very pretty I tell thee
Walking through town is quite scary
It's not very sensible
I predict a riot
I predict a riot
I predict a riot
I predict a riot
And if there's anybody left in here
That doesn't want to be out there
I predict a riot
I predict a riot
I predict a riot
I predict a riot

what the hell song is that

so you guys across the water haven't been exposed to the kaiser chiefs yet? lucky.

oh right, them

I think I've heard one of their songs once thanks to UK posters here

You know, if "tonic and gin" didn't rhyme, you could almost defend it with the idea that maybe it's implying that the drinks are weak. As in a sarcastic "would you like some gin with your tonic?" But obviously he just did it for the rhyme.

I like the indirect implication in the context of the lyrics that it's easier to stick your dick into a weak drink

yeah, initially I was trying to figure out if it meant that he fucked the tonic, then the gin, in that order. but it seems like the act of insertion would have a mixing effect that would make it really too hard to judge what was going on.

iirc, tonic and gin was the name of his dog.

hahaha

"If I was a sculptor
But then again, no"

Worst line in "Where Do You Go To My Lovely?"

Ctrl + F: Student Demonstration Time

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really guys? really?

Gotta have my bowl
gotta have cereal

The lyrics, believe it or not, are not the worst thing about Student Demonstration Time.

and that's saying something.

She sits alone waiting for suggestions
He's so nervous avoiding all the questions
His lips are dry, her heart is gently pounding
Don't you just know exactly what they're thinking

If you want my body and you think I'm sexy
Come on sugar let me know.
If you really need me just reach out and touch me
Come on honey tell me so
Tell me so baby

He's acting shy looking for an answer
Come on honey let's spend the night together
Now hold on a minute before we go much further
Give me a dime so I can phone my mother
They catch a cab to his high rise apartment
At last he can tell her exactly what his heart meant

If you want my body and you think I'm sexy
Come on honey tell me so
If you really need me just reach out and touch me
Come on sugar let me know

His heart's beating like a drum
'Cuz at last he's got this girl home
Relax baby now we are alone

They wake at dawn 'cuz all the birds are singing
Two total strangers but that ain't what they're thinking
Outside it's cold, misty and it's raining
They got each other neither one's complaining
He say's I sorry but I'm out of milk and coffee
Never mind sugar we can watch the early movie

If you want my body and you think I'm sexy
Come on sugar let me know
If you really need me just reach out and touch me
Come on honey tell me so

If you really need me just reach out and touch me
Come on sugar let me know
If you really, really, really, really need me
Just let me know
Just reach out and touch me
If you really want me
Just reach out and touch me
Come on sugar let me know
If you really need me just reach out and touch me
Come on sugar let me know
If you, if you, if you really need me
Just come on and tell me so

(P.S. - the music's just as bad as the lyrics...)

wtf, why are you putting good songs on here

I've got this jones formin in my bones
from a man
who indeed took over my soul
understand
I couldn't breathe if he ever said
he would leave
get on my knees til they bloody red
beggin please
see I don't know if you get it yet
just don't know
he's like a lighter to my cigarette
watch me smoke
I never knew another human life
didn' t know
could have the power to take over mine
so baby

Baby baby baby baby baby
baby I love you
baby baby baby baby baby
I love it when I hear your name
got me sayin
baby baby baby baby baby
baby I love you
baby baby baby baby baby

See I can never feel alone with you
in my life
I'll give up everything I own for you
won't think twice
almost ashamed how I'm mesmerised
such a shame
I lose my thought lookin in your eyes
I know why
because your kisses make my lips quiver
and that's real
and when you touch me my whole body shivers
I can feel
now I can see how another life
another life
could have the power to take over mine
cause you're my

Baby baby baby baby baby
baby I love you
baby baby baby baby baby
I love it when I hear your name
got me sayin
baby baby baby baby baby
baby I love you
baby baby baby baby baby

Break it down

Baby I can see my worth
living here on God's green earth
you don't know what you've done to me
I never thought i'd need you desperately
it's kinda sick how I'm stuck on you
but I don't care cause I'm needin you
and how I feel will remain the same
cuz you're my baby

And when the world starts to stress me out
will I run
it's to you boy without a doubt
you're the one
who keeps me sane and I can't complain
can't complain
you're like a drug you relieve my pain
may seem strange
you're like the love flowin through my veins
ooh ooh ooh
keeps me alive and feedin my brain
ooh ooh ooh
now this is how another human life
another life
could have the power to take over mine
cause you're my

i know he's an obvious punching bag but that john mayer one about mothers and daughters and fathers and lovers is puke-tastic

that'd be "daughters"

"If I was a sculptor
But then again, no"

lol

No no no
he does not want to depress you
oh no no no no no
he only wants to impress you
Bengali in platform
she only wants to embrace your culture
and to be your friend forever
Bengali, Bengali
oh shelve your Western plans
and understand that life is hard enough when you belong here
A silver-studded rim that glistens
and an ankle-star that...blinds me
a lemon sole so very high
which only reminds me, to tell you
so I break the news gently
I break the news to you gently
"Shelve your plans"
Bengali, Bengali
its the touchy march of time
that blinds you
don't blame me
don't hate me
just because I'm the one to tell you
that life is hard enough when you belong here
life is hard enough when you belong here
shelve your western plans
life is hard enough when you belong here

I think you might have got it right there.

ust gonna stand there
And watch me burn
But that's alright
Because I like
The way it hurts
Just gonna stand there
And hear me cry
But that's alright
Because I love
The way you lie
I love the way you lie
I love the way you lie

I can't tell you what it really is
I can only tell you what it feels like
And right now there's a steel knife
In my windpipe
I can't breathe
But I still fight
While I can fight
As long as the wrong feels right
It's like I'm in flight
High of a love
Drunk from the hate
It's like I'm huffing paint
And I love it the more that I suffer
I sufficate
And right before im about to drown
She resuscitates me
She fucking hates me
And I love it
Wait
Where you going
I'm leaving you
No you ain't
Come back
We're running right back
Here we go again
It's so insane
Cause when it's going good
It's going great
I'm Superman
With the wind in his bag
She's Lois Lane
But when it's bad
It's awful
I feel so ashamed
I snap
Who's that dude
I don't even know his name
I laid hands on her
I'll never stoop so low again
I guess I don't know my own strength

Just gonna stand there
And watch me burn
But that's alright
Because I like
The way it hurts
Just gonna stand there
And hear me cry
But that's alright
Because I love
The way you lie
I love the way you lie
I love the way you lie

You ever love somebody so much
You can barely breathe
When you're with them
You meet
And neither one of you
Even know what hit 'em
Got that warm fuzzy feeling
Yeah them chills
Used to get 'em
Now you're getting fucking sick
Of looking at 'em
You swore you've never hit 'em
Never do nothing to hurt 'em
Now you're in each other's face
Spewing venom
And these words
When you spit 'em
You push
Pull each other's hair
Scratch, claw, bit 'em
Throw 'em down

Pin 'em
So lost in the moments
When you're in 'em
It's the rage that took over
It controls you both
So they say it's best
To go your separate ways
Guess that they don't know ya
Cause today
That was yesterday
Yesterday is over
It's a different day
Sound like broken records
Playin' over
But you promised her
Next time you'll show restraint
You don't get another chance
Life is no Nintendo game
But you lied again
Now you get to watch her leave
Out the window
Guess that's why they call it window pane

Just gonna stand there
And watch me burn
But that's alright
Because I like
The way it hurts
Just gonna stand there
And hear me cry
But that's alright
Because I love
The way you lie
I love the way you lie
I love the way you lie

Now I know we said things
Did things
That we didn't mean
And we fall back
Into the same patterns
Same routine
But your temper's just as bad
As mine is
You're the same as me
But when it comes to love
You're just as blinded
Baby please come back
It wasn't you
Baby it was me
Maybe our relationship
Isn't as crazy as it seems
Maybe that's what happens
When a tornado meets a volcano
All I know is
I love you too much
To walk away though
Come inside
Pick up your bags off the sidewalk
Don't you hear sincerity
In my voice when I talk
Told you this is my fault
Look me in the eyeball
Next time I'm pissed
I'll aim my fist
At the dry wall
Next time
There will be no next time
I apologize
Even though I know it's lies
I'm tired of the games
I just want her back
I know I'm a liar
If she ever tries to fucking leave again
I'mma tie her to the bed
And set the house on fire

Just gonna stand there
And watch me burn
But that's alright
Because I like
The way it hurts
Just gonna stand there
And hear me cry
But that's alright
Because I love
The way you lie
I love the way you lie
I love the way you lie

Has this been posted yet?

High, higher than the sun
You shoot me from a gun
I need you to elevate me here
At the corner of your lips
At the orbit of your hips
Eclipse, you elevate my soul

I've lost all self control
Been living like a mole
Now going down, excavation
I and I in the sky
You make me feel like I can fly
So high, elevation

A star lit up like a cigar
Strung out like a guitar
Maybe you could educate my mind
Explain all these controls
I can't sing but I've got soul
The goal is elevation

A mole, living in a hole
Digging up my soul
Going down, excavation
I and I in the sky
You make me feel like I can fly
So high, elevation

Love, lift me out of these blues
Won't you tell me something true
I believe in you

A mole,living in a hole
Digging up my soul
Now going down, excavation
I and I in the sky
You make me feel like I can fly
So high, elevation

Do I have to change my name
Will it get me far
Should I lose some weight
Am I gonna be a star

I tried to be a boy
I tried to be a girl
I tried to be a mess
I tried to be the best
I guess I did it wrong
That’s why I wrote this song

This type of modern life
Is it for me
This type of modern life
Is it for free

So, I went into a bar
Looking for sympathy
A little company
I tried to find a friend
It’s more easily said
It’s always been the same

This type of modern life
Is not for me
This type of modern life
Is not for free

American life (American life)
I live the American dream (American dream)
You are the best thing I’ve seen
You are not just a dream (American life)

I tried to stay ahead
I tried to stay on top
I tried to play the part
But somehow I forgot
Just what I did it for
And why I wanted more

This type of modern life
Is it for me
This type of modern life
Is it for free

Do I have to change my name
Will it get me far
Should I lose some weight
Am I gonna be a star

American life (American life)
I live the American dream (American dream)
You are the best thing I’ve seen
You are not just a dream (American life)

I tried to be a boy
Tried to be a girl
Tried to be a mess
Tried to be the best
Tried to find a friend
Tried to stay ahead
I tried to stay on top

Do I have to change my name
Will it get me far
Should I lose some weight
Am I gonna be a star

Oh
Oh
Oh
Oh

I’m drinkin’ a soy latte, I get a double shotty
It goes right through my body and you know I’m satisfied
I drive my Mini Cooper and I’m feeling super-duper
Yo they tell I’m a trooper and you know I’m satisfied
I do yoga and pilates and the room is full of hotties
So I’m checkin’ out the bodies and you know I’m satisfied
I’m diggin’ on the isotopes, this metaphysics shit is dope
And if all this can give me hope you know I’m satisfied
I got a lawyer and a manager, an agent and a chef
Three nannies, an assistant and a driver and a jet
A trainer and a butler and a bodyguard or five
A gardener and a stylist, do you think I’m satisfied
I’d like to express my extreme point of view
I’m not a Christian and I’m not a Jew
I’m just livin’ out the American dream
And I just realized that nothin’ is what it seems

Do I have to change my name
Am I gonna be a star
Do I have to change my name

"And in this everchanging world in which we live IN"

There's a school of thought that has it "And in this everchanging world in which we're living"

Never heard that! Maybe he's in the clear, but I'm too tired to go searching for Sir Paul's many other stinkers ;)