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OK, someone on the "It's nearly October...." thread mentioned the new Missy album is out on the 25th November and the first single is called "Pass The Dutch". Please please please, we need more details. Names, tracklisting, reasons why no-one with it on Soulseek is online. Grrr....

Nick H, Monday, 29 September 2003 17:29 (twenty-two years ago)

maybe it's about skipping?

Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Monday, 29 September 2003 17:33 (twenty-two years ago)

as in jumping rope

Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Monday, 29 September 2003 17:34 (twenty-two years ago)

"Pass The Dutch" proves once again that Missy Elliott is FUCKING BRILLIANT and should be given license to stomp on the heads of suckas.

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 29 September 2003 17:43 (twenty-two years ago)

Roxor.

Barima (Barima), Monday, 29 September 2003 17:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Dan, it needs no proving, but I reiterate; this song exists, is in the public domain and yet I haven't heard it. Waaaaaah.

Nick H, Monday, 29 September 2003 17:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Dan, it needs no proving, but I reiterate; this song exists, is in the public domain

Whoa, Missy's doing hundred year old folk tunes?

Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Monday, 29 September 2003 17:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Is it as good as her duet with Madonna on that Gap ad? Her best work IMHO.

jel -- (jel), Monday, 29 September 2003 17:54 (twenty-two years ago)

I just hope there's a song that explains that goofy-ass outfit she was wearing at the MTV Awards (which I only saw this weekend).

Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Monday, 29 September 2003 17:56 (twenty-two years ago)

I thought she was just doing a remix album with, like, one new tune.

garden gnome, Monday, 29 September 2003 18:21 (twenty-two years ago)

the new single is quality

robin (robin), Monday, 29 September 2003 18:26 (twenty-two years ago)

a year since 'Work It'? daaam...

stevem (blueski), Monday, 29 September 2003 20:12 (twenty-two years ago)

I know, time to reinvent music again I guess.

Nick H, Monday, 29 September 2003 21:50 (twenty-two years ago)

id much prefer a remix album to an actual cd actually, 'reinvent music' my ass

trife (simon_tr), Monday, 29 September 2003 22:38 (twenty-two years ago)

just heard it on the radio here...the beat is alright, kind of like "Cop That Shit" but better, with kind of a clappy diwali thing going on. she's starting to go overboard with all the "Work It"-style silly non-sequiters, though.

Al (sitcom), Monday, 29 September 2003 22:46 (twenty-two years ago)

really fucking nice. "Work It"-plus, basically, and I love the De La reference. will probably make my top 10.

M Matos (M Matos), Monday, 29 September 2003 23:09 (twenty-two years ago)

Is the chorus sampling that old Musical Youth pop reggae song "Pass the Dutchie"? i must hear this.

Matt Helgeson (Matt Helgeson), Monday, 29 September 2003 23:11 (twenty-two years ago)

>>>I thought she was just doing a remix album with, like, one new tune.

well, it will be out near the holidays... for alot of artists its cashing in time.

And missy did the 'pass the dutchie' on supa dupa fly..

bill stevens (bscrubbins), Monday, 29 September 2003 23:12 (twenty-two years ago)

this'll be on my top ten too, which is, like, 60 songs long now.

Yanc3y (ystrickler), Monday, 29 September 2003 23:14 (twenty-two years ago)

"the drums go bom bom bom"

Nathan W (Nathan Webb), Tuesday, 30 September 2003 09:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah, heard this 1 1/2 times on the radio last night (they accidently stopped the song at the break part and so they started it over again, and this was on a commercial station). Not really anything new for Missy, but still fun. The De La reference is the best part. They mixed it into "Light Your Ass on Fire," which worked well.

NA (Nick A.), Tuesday, 30 September 2003 12:13 (twenty-two years ago)

i went to grab it off limewire last night and realized how fucking stupid people out there are. i saw tons of Sonic Youth 'Pass the Dutchie's, so i started to dowload it thinking it could possibly be a live version of it (how weird would that be?). it's just the original song, but people didn't realize the name of the band is Musical Youth.

JasonD (JasonD), Tuesday, 30 September 2003 18:10 (twenty-two years ago)

I have a copy now with the end cut off. I like it, but it doesn't relly alter my entire world logic like "Get UR Freak On" or "Work It". Lot's of nice devices ("you have 5 seconds to catch your breathe....") as you would expect from Missy but it sounds lot like Lumidee and I prefer Lumidee. (Bare in mind that I wuvved "GURFO" and "WI" straight away and then liked them more and more as time went by.)

Nick H, Tuesday, 30 September 2003 22:53 (twenty-two years ago)

GURFO

Sounds like the anime/Pokemon version of this character:

http://www.c64gg.com/Images/G/Gorf.mp.gif

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 30 September 2003 22:55 (twenty-two years ago)

The track indeed exists, as confirmed by others. The track is called "Pass That Dutch" and was produced by Timbaland.

whatevrnvrmind, Tuesday, 30 September 2003 22:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Album's called "This Is Not A Test".

Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Wednesday, 1 October 2003 04:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Sounded to me like the Lumidee single crossed with "The Rain (Supa Dupa Fly)". Very good indeed.

Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Wednesday, 1 October 2003 08:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Is the chorus sampling that old Musical Youth pop reggae song "Pass the Dutchie"?

Hang on!!!! Is this not like one she's done before?!?!?! (FX: Searches out CDR from massive filing cabinet marked "Jolly good gramophones in M-peggy format!!!!".) Yes, there's a track on "Supa Dupa Fly" called "Pass Da Blunt", which does the "Pass The Dutchie/Coochie" chorus as "Pass da blunt"!!!!! The beats are a bit more relaxed than what peeps are saying about the new "Pass the Dutch", so maybe the new's ones a remix or remake?

Old Fart!!! (oldfart_sd), Wednesday, 1 October 2003 10:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Completely different way of using the same source material. Well, not completely, cos it's Missy and sounds like Missy, but it's not heavy metal or georgian chanting using "Pass The Dutchie".

Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Wednesday, 1 October 2003 11:24 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't think it has anything at all to do with the Musical Youth / Mighty Diamonds song.

JoB (JoB), Wednesday, 1 October 2003 11:55 (twenty-two years ago)

I agree with JoB; it seems that people are grossly misremembering "Pass The Dutchie".

In another conversation about this song I said the following:

"HO. LY. SHIT.

How the hell does she kick my ass even more with every successive release???????????

[...]

If it were at all possible to put a song in your pants and make love to it, this is the song that would put YOU in its pants and scream "GET TO WORK SEX SLAVE!" (I'm sure that when I figure out exactly what I meant by that metaphor it will be the most insightful thing ever written.)"

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 1 October 2003 12:19 (twenty-two years ago)

The handclaps sound like a double dutch rope hitting the floor as it goes up and down, round and round. Hence the title, is my theory anyway.

JoB (JoB), Wednesday, 1 October 2003 12:51 (twenty-two years ago)

My theory is that it's a song about getting ridiculously stoned and going out dancing (see also the white horse reference).

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 1 October 2003 12:58 (twenty-two years ago)

And making Dan its sex slave. Which is all I've ever wanted. Uh, from a song.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 1 October 2003 13:22 (twenty-two years ago)

two weeks pass...
Dan does not offer the sweet bootay like a burning dutch.

Disco Nihilist (mjt), Monday, 20 October 2003 00:09 (twenty-two years ago)

one month passes...
have I missed a thread or something? The album came out today and no reaction??

Baaderist (Fabfunk), Tuesday, 25 November 2003 16:26 (twenty-two years ago)

don't ask me, i'm surprised enough there isn't more talk on the Kraftwerk UK tour thread

stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 25 November 2003 16:31 (twenty-two years ago)

Will the Missy Elliott singles comp. be the greatest album in the history of ever?

ben welsh (benwelsh), Tuesday, 25 November 2003 16:36 (twenty-two years ago)

There was some wordage on the Pass That Dutch thread I think. Someone (can't remember who) said there were only four good songs on it. They are totally wrong. And, surprisingly, one of the highlights is one of her slow proper-singing-type numbers - "I'm Not Perfect" it's called and it's a bit lush.

"Toys" is sadly only the second best song this year about sex toys, although its talkie bit at the end is great beyond words.

edward o (edwardo), Tuesday, 25 November 2003 16:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Will the Missy Elliott singles comp. be the greatest album in the history of ever?

The answer is 'no', of course...

Also -- beat for new single sounds like Grindin'.

ModJ (ModJ), Tuesday, 25 November 2003 16:41 (twenty-two years ago)

"Grindin'" played at 78!

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 25 November 2003 16:42 (twenty-two years ago)

No, not really. Dirty snares, perhaps. But it's Grindin'.

ModJ (ModJ), Tuesday, 25 November 2003 16:43 (twenty-two years ago)

i still haven't heard it again, but i'm curious to. my one listen before was an elektra listening session where i was stuck in an office and was given one listen (while people came in and interupted).

Yanc3y (ystrickler), Tuesday, 25 November 2003 17:30 (twenty-two years ago)

bloody great LP, as inspiring and enjoyable as the Kelis LP is shite/

scottjames23 (worrysome-man), Tuesday, 25 November 2003 17:43 (twenty-two years ago)

J-Mod, when was the last time you heard "Grindin'"? It's noticeably slower than "Pass The Dutch".

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 25 November 2003 18:01 (twenty-two years ago)

she was all over mtv this weekend hyping up the album.

anyone picked up Tim's Under Construction II? it has some pretty great tracks and a bunch of other paint by number tim tracks

JaXoN (JasonD), Tuesday, 25 November 2003 18:06 (twenty-two years ago)

Pass The Dutch ain't the single I heard... I heard Wake Up

ModJ (ModJ), Tuesday, 25 November 2003 18:18 (twenty-two years ago)

AH. That makes more sense.

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 25 November 2003 18:22 (twenty-two years ago)

which are the songs that bookened the "pass the dutch" video? i can't wait to hear "let me fix my weave"!

vahid (vahid), Tuesday, 25 November 2003 18:26 (twenty-two years ago)

vahid: "baby girl interlude/intro" and "wake up"

ptd is between them on the album too (they're 1-2-3)

mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 25 November 2003 19:06 (twenty-two years ago)

"Wake Up" is ok. Jay phoned it in, though.

Al (sitcom), Tuesday, 25 November 2003 19:29 (twenty-two years ago)

I'll be buying it today, that's for sure.

Sean (Sean), Tuesday, 25 November 2003 20:17 (twenty-two years ago)

OK after one listen I might be bold enough to say that this could possibly be... her best one yet!

Baaderist (Fabfunk), Tuesday, 25 November 2003 21:03 (twenty-two years ago)

I can't believe 'Pass That Dutch' is a Timbaland beat. Disappointing. I do like the new Tim & Magoo, but I'd rather hear RZA doin jiggy shit than Timbaland try to do stripped down beats. I'd rather hear Magoo these days anyway.

Johnny Badlees (crispssssss), Tuesday, 25 November 2003 21:13 (twenty-two years ago)

I thought "Pass That Dutch" was OK. Then I heard "Fuck You Sign".

nate detritus (natedetritus), Tuesday, 25 November 2003 23:58 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm not really sure I see the comparison.

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 26 November 2003 00:34 (twenty-two years ago)

"Wake Up" sounds great to me btw.

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 26 November 2003 00:37 (twenty-two years ago)

CLUNK CLUNK CLUNK
BOOM BOOM BOOM
CLAP CLAP CLAP

nate detritus (natedetritus), Wednesday, 26 November 2003 00:38 (twenty-two years ago)

You're right everything released or even possibly sounding the slightest bit dancehall circa 1998 to now sounds exactly the same.

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 26 November 2003 00:39 (twenty-two years ago)

If they sounded exactly the same then I'd like "Pass That Dutch" as much as I like "Fuck You Sign"

nate detritus (natedetritus), Wednesday, 26 November 2003 00:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Actually what does the song that ELEPHANT MAN actually guests on sound like? Does it use the melody from "Dust in the Wind"? That would be great.

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 26 November 2003 00:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Ha ha Nate there is a wide world of clunk boom clap dancehall at the moment that both matches "Fuck U Sign" and (likewise) totally trumps "Pass The Dutch". You need to be subjected to it.

Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Wednesday, 26 November 2003 01:19 (twenty-two years ago)

Ok, i listened to it, and really like it, although there were fewer "oh my gosh" moments than the last few. I'll say more once I've played it a few more times.

Sean (Sean), Wednesday, 26 November 2003 01:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Yes I do. Where do I start with the subjecting and the clunk-boomery?

nate detritus (natedetritus), Wednesday, 26 November 2003 03:57 (twenty-two years ago)

(well, after Ragga Ragga Ragga '03 that is)

nate detritus (natedetritus), Wednesday, 26 November 2003 03:58 (twenty-two years ago)

after listening to both Missy's and Tim's albums, it looks like Missy's has more bangers but Tim's has cooler (Indian Flute) beats and worse lyrics

JaXoN (JasonD), Wednesday, 26 November 2003 04:21 (twenty-two years ago)

"I'm Really Hot" is really goddamn good; to my ears, probably the best song on the record. Missy's verses on the track with Nelly guesting sound nearly identical to her "Work It" verses. Not that I'm complaining, really...

I love the trash-can beat on "Wake Up" but the Jay part is relatively forgettable; his "fuck Chuck Phillips and Bill O' Reilly / If you try and stop hip hop, we all gonna rally" was one of my favorite bits on Under Construction.

After one listen, the album sounds pretty terrific, though I'm not so crazy about the R&B-ish numbers. Judging from both the pictures in the CD booklet (plus the hot pants in the "Pass that Dutch" video) and her lyrical content (she's always been sexually assured, of course, but here she seems much more in full-on, unapologetic man-eating mode than ever before--kinda reminds me of Dry/Rid of Me-era Polly Harvey), she's quite proud of her slimmer, sexier New Look. And why shouldn't she be?

Josh Timmermann (Josh Timmermann), Wednesday, 26 November 2003 05:48 (twenty-two years ago)

i'll say it's even better than i'd hoped. on early listens (third) anyway. i'm feeling what baaderist said (about this maybe being the best yet) but i have a feeling that's just because i'm more used to tim and missy's technique this (fifth) time around so it's more of an immediate buzz.

"pass the dutch" has been steadily growing on me (as "milkshake"'s lustre fades).

vahid (vahid), Wednesday, 26 November 2003 06:15 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't think this one tops "So Addictive", but it doesn't get a bit awkward at the end, like her last. The really big high points haven't revealed themselves yet, but "Don't Be Cruel" is definitely a contender. It's fairly impressive to have two guests and a cute interpolation of "Push It" in the one song without it being overcooked.

It's good Jay-Z's verse is being called "ok, but phoned in" because at least his tendency to talk OVER THE HOOK AS IF HIS VOICE IS THE MOST AMAZING SOUND IN THE WORLD really is not good. (NB: calling it a "tendency" is not really that accurate, in fairness).

edward o (edwardo), Wednesday, 26 November 2003 06:22 (twenty-two years ago)

is it out in Australia yet?

Savin All My Love 4 u (Savin 4ll my (heart) 4u), Wednesday, 26 November 2003 06:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Well, I'm sticking to my initial claim. True, as Sean said, there might be fewer shockingly revolutionary stuff on there, but I can't remember any of her albums being this consistent.

Baaderist (Fabfunk), Wednesday, 26 November 2003 08:39 (twenty-two years ago)

the missy site sez its not all timbo produced. which are the tracks that aren't?
fix my weave is the track that stands out for me (after 1 listen, admittedly)

gaz (gaz), Wednesday, 26 November 2003 08:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Didn't R Kelly do the one that he's actually on? No idea, Savin, but I'll have to wait until I'm in town next to buy it so no matter if it's not out yet.

edward o (edwardo), Wednesday, 26 November 2003 12:13 (twenty-two years ago)

I like it a lot, prob. even better than "Under construction", the spoken word interludes on the state of hip hop got annoying after a while on that one. The Jay-Z track is my favorite so far, kinda like "Light your ass on fire" done right...I mean how can you not love a line like "I kick game like David Beckham". Some tracks seem a bit samey (SR on Timbo's "changing same") but "Pass the dutch" is growing on me. I think it's better that "Work it" (which was incredibly overrated by you lot), its more delirious and frenzied.

Michael B, Wednesday, 26 November 2003 12:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Some of "Under Construction" wasn't Tim - "Pussy Cat" and and the one with TLC was someone else, I forget who. Oh and the one with Beyonce might have been not him either.

Nick H (Nick H), Wednesday, 26 November 2003 13:27 (twenty-two years ago)

all the tracks are produced by Tim except "This is our Last Time", "Dats What I'm Talkin About", "Toyz", "It's Real" & "I'm Not Perfect" which were all produced by Missy. i'm not exactly sure right now without listening to the tracks, but i'd guess these are the worst of the album. all the slow, singy, r'n'b numbers.

JaXoN (JasonD), Wednesday, 26 November 2003 16:57 (twenty-two years ago)

i think the tracks credited to Missy are actually produced by Nisan Stewart and Craig Brockman. i don't remember who did which tracks, though.

vahid (vahid), Wednesday, 26 November 2003 17:07 (twenty-two years ago)

I was told the non-tim tracks are all missy under various male pseudonyms. but that was by a trucker hat chess board campus Van bre so it's prob wrong. pussy cat and the tlc tune from the last record were both missy. What i've heard of the new album is pretty good, Timbaland is always fun to listen to but it gets tiresome after awhile. He uses too many of the same noises i think. I really like his tune on the black album, it''s sort of like the modern equivalent of the obligatory early 90's nyc-rap premier production, simple and bouncy, just pure spitting like unbelievable or whatever. maybe he took a note of nas's criticisms on made you look . 'let the music diffuse all the tension/baller convention free admission'.

no one seems to have spoken much on timbaland and magoo under construction 2, is that the remix one?

xpost. read that as kent brockman.

$ean, Wednesday, 26 November 2003 17:19 (twenty-two years ago)

mid-90s sorry

seann, Wednesday, 26 November 2003 17:20 (twenty-two years ago)

and blatantly 'dutch' is one of those code words for nob or dildo or something

seaan, Wednesday, 26 November 2003 17:23 (twenty-two years ago)

okay i'm going to catch flak for this somewhere along the line but i'll say it anyway. the jay-z track, "wake up", what's the difference between this and grime? (warning: everything i know about grime boils down to one comp and dizzy rascal) in my imagination i can hear this on the pirate stations (which i've never really heard anyway). alternately you could tell me they were freestyling over andrea parker or bandulu and i'd believe you.

related question: is it silly to be listening for / getting excited about "b-boys on e" elements? a friend of mine (who doesn't really like rap or dance music) was hating on the album last night, saying "it all sounds like egyptian lover". i told him he was missing the point, but i have this fear that i'm missing the point too, getting excited that timbaland sounds like a funkier, more competent andrea parker.

vahid (vahid), Wednesday, 26 November 2003 17:29 (twenty-two years ago)

x-post sean you kill me.

vahid (vahid), Wednesday, 26 November 2003 17:30 (twenty-two years ago)

i like it much more than i thought i would after hearing pass that dutch, which is her worst single ever. But it's pretty tuff! Even more stripped down and bleepy than Under Construction. And yes, consistent. The slow tunes are maybe the best she's done, too, at least as a whole. No, not innovating anymore, but he/she can't do that forever.

And sure, wake up sounds like grime, and grime sounds like hip-hop. Only territorialism can blind people to this obvious fact.

bugged out, Wednesday, 26 November 2003 22:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Observation while listening: I like the menacing-sounding track for "Let Me Fix My Weave" how it matches Missy's nastiness. And those super-menacing background vocals!

Sean (Sean), Wednesday, 26 November 2003 23:03 (twenty-two years ago)

The slower ballad RnB stuff sux.
particularly "Dats What I"m talking about"

Toyz is good in a cheesy disco-hop/Hip-House way.
and the Don't Be Cruel / Push it vocal is good...
The Timbaland production is intersting for the way he's starting to absorb all these sounds / techniques that sound more at home on Minimal Techno or Idm etc. (DSP influence)

Let it Bump, Paul Revere / beastie Boys flow re-use is classic. and inspired. (is this a common thing to do in hip-hop? reminds my of the Riddim / versioning in dub?)

overall there is such a retro feel to it. the scratching especially?

Savin All My Love 4 u (Savin 4ll my (heart) 4u), Thursday, 27 November 2003 00:43 (twenty-two years ago)

and Wake Up doesn't sound like Grime at all.

its a standard timbaland beat played by some dirty cavernouse reverb drums. / ...

Savin All My Love 4 u (Savin 4ll my (heart) 4u), Thursday, 27 November 2003 01:04 (twenty-two years ago)

what's wrong with "Dats what i;m talkin bout"? I love how it sounds like a typical piano backing only blurred and mixed up and liquid-y.

adam west (adamwest), Thursday, 27 November 2003 07:49 (twenty-two years ago)

yeah, that's the best slow jam on the album! i swear that's a sakamoto sample, merry christmas mr lawrence

bugged out, Thursday, 27 November 2003 15:55 (twenty-two years ago)

oh my god timbaland sounds like idm crrrrrazy!!!

seann, Thursday, 27 November 2003 16:55 (twenty-two years ago)

On first listen I'm pretty disappointed. The only track that really stands out is the Beenie Man one, and that may as well *be* a Beenie Man track. Everything else sounds like a weaker version of Under Construction - actually it sounds like the record Missy and Tim might have made *before* Under Construction and then scrapped in favour of a second attempt.

Maybe I'll warm to it though.

Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Thursday, 27 November 2003 23:38 (twenty-two years ago)

I think it's her best. I was underwhelmed by the last one and this does what I hoped that would have.

Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Thursday, 27 November 2003 23:46 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't know what the problem is with this one. I like the Fabolous song a lot and 'It's Real' and 'Wake Up.' I like all the songs but--

Under Construction might be my favorite album of all time. I'm pretty sure it is. I think I'd rather listen to Supa Dupa Fly and I love it a lot but Under Construction just gives me a really good feeling and there are other reasons, too, probably. It's very good. And someone said, 'It's very, very bad that you like Under Construction that much. Because it just sounds like a compilation of soundtrack songs and outtakes and stuff.' I like that all Missy albums sort of sound like concept albums or something-- Not that, really, but. I like the way all the songs sound the same. And I thought Under Construction had that, the linkingness if not the all-songs-sound-the-same-ness.

--this really does sound like a compilaton of soundtrack songs and outtakes or whatever and I like all of the songs but it doesn't sound like a good Missy album, I guess, and I feel bad about saying I don't like it that much but I wish it was different and I want to listen to something else instead.

d k (d k), Friday, 28 November 2003 00:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Sly Stone to thread.

Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Friday, 28 November 2003 00:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah exactly - it's like a b-sides and outtakes collection. I'm amazed she left "Hurt Something" off the album as that's stronger than 90% of the stuff here.

Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Friday, 28 November 2003 00:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Everyone is sleeping on the step-dancing.

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 28 November 2003 05:15 (twenty-two years ago)

I woke up my wife
and kids in a hotel room
to watch SNL

when they did that shit
all Riverdancing around;
Flatley? I flatlined!

Haikunym (Haikunym), Friday, 28 November 2003 05:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Funny, I would say the exact opposite! I think this album is the most sonically homogeneous she's done so far. Even the RnB ballads fit in much better than they did on previous albums

Baaderist (Fabfunk), Friday, 28 November 2003 08:37 (twenty-two years ago)

after listening twice more, i stand by my initial review -> best moment on the record r kelly singing "all i wanna do is make your dove cry," monica cut bananas.

Yanc3y (ystrickler), Friday, 28 November 2003 16:12 (twenty-two years ago)

Go Go Gadget Dick!!!

Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Friday, 28 November 2003 21:46 (twenty-two years ago)

'Under Construction' was my favorite overall as well, it felt like a breakthrough encouraged by the insane success of 'get ur freak on' (which Missy initially was a bit nervous about, she knew it was good but though it was too weird for a single). 'Under Construction' follows through with lots of solidly weird tracks.

Less strangeness on this new one, more craft. Quality work, though there's only one track ('let it bump') that really makes me turn the volume the rest of the way up. It's not a let down, though; she always sounds great.

milton (Jon L), Saturday, 29 November 2003 01:35 (twenty-two years ago)

I just heard the full album for the first time today, and my initial reaction: zzzzz, more or less. It's not bad, but I don't feel very inspired to hear it again right away. Eh.

I'm not a huge Missy fan anyway, so it's not a huge let down for me or anything.

Matthew Perpetua (Matthew Perpetua), Saturday, 29 November 2003 02:34 (twenty-two years ago)

I thought there wasn't anywhere near enough weirdness on Under Construction. I find enough here.

Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Saturday, 29 November 2003 08:58 (twenty-two years ago)

This record is a lot more club/dance friendly than Under Construction. Also, the ballads are a lot stronger in general than they were on Under Construction (Nothing Out There for Me, anyone?). Under Construction is great through Pussycat, but after that, it definitely loses its momentum, although I love "Ain't That Funny." This album doesn’t have a single as good as Work It, but over all, it’s better song for song.

To me, the "R&B stuff" on This is Not a Test! sounds like prince slow jams, and that's sure-as-hell fine with me. I’m amazed by Missy’s ability to keep pace with guest stars ranging from dancehall to R&B. Tim’s production is still tight as hell.

The low points of this record: when Mary Blidge sings “I am Mary Blidge,” Nelly re-treading the Hott in Herre rap again, Pump it Up and Pass that Dutch mimicking the bass rhythm of Work It.

High Points: The insistent bass line on Fix My Weave, the tiny delay between the bass and snare hits in It’s Real, the Superstition-like bassline of Toyz.

Matt Boch (Matt Boch), Saturday, 29 November 2003 11:12 (twenty-two years ago)

you guys really don't know what a "dutch" is?

Bobby D Gray (bedhead), Saturday, 29 November 2003 18:03 (twenty-two years ago)

it's ed o'neill

keith m (keithmcl), Sunday, 30 November 2003 02:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Under Construction
sounded great at first but then
I gave up on it

That was really dumb,
it sounds better all the time
now a year later

This Is Not a Test
will end up the same I think,
next year's "last year's jam"

Haikunym (Haikunym), Sunday, 30 November 2003 03:00 (twenty-two years ago)

yeah under construction sounded great to me about six months later. haven't listened since though.

haven't heard this one. still think miss e... is the best. when come back bring shiny polyrhythmic dance-pop-hip-hop-rnb summation records, plz

fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 30 November 2003 03:15 (twenty-two years ago)

next year's "last year's jam"

brilliant! the way i buy music that's like the story of my life! all my favorite music this year is stuff from 2002 that i'm just now managing to track down.

vahid (vahid), Sunday, 30 November 2003 17:31 (twenty-two years ago)

of course the spot-on criticism there is that this album pretty much is last year's jam. it'd been more to the point to call this "under construction, pt. 2" (though i don't agree that "pass the dutch" is essentially the same as "work it"!)

vahid (vahid), Sunday, 30 November 2003 17:33 (twenty-two years ago)

I think Missy is
less about 'innovation' than
she ever has been;

it's now all about
force of personality
and she's got SO MUCH!

Haikunym (Haikunym), Sunday, 30 November 2003 18:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah she does but it's not as if the raps are even particularly strong ("Hurt Somethin" has better rapping than anything that made it onto the album). And I wouldn't mind the lack of innovation if the songs grooved more.

Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Monday, 1 December 2003 02:30 (twenty-two years ago)

my biggest problem with the album is that Tim sounds like he's given up trying to reinvent the game every time -- which is okay i guess -- but "Pass That Dutch" is basically Diwali with a sicker b-line and more studio trickery, and it's one of the best here. "I'm Really Hot" is overly reminisicent of something from Under Construction like none of her albums have ever been. "Is This Our Last Time" owes too much to Kanye. etc etc. there isn't the overwhelming sense of barrier breaking that there used to be.

actually my fave thing is probably the intro, which is like a summation of Timbaland styles -- those circa '97 shakers, crisp snares from the Under Construction era, dark keys sounding reminiscent of Da Real World...

ryan kuo (ryan kuo), Monday, 1 December 2003 04:30 (twenty-two years ago)

OH MY holy shitness!!!! am i listening to the same album as you ppl??? ? this is her BEST album since supa dupa fly!! such a muted response here...but i guess that's to be expected after the ILM Collective had drawn-out, repeated 8-month long orgasms over the (extremely overrated) "work it," culminating in gooey fremme nappa vennete all over our keyboards..

this sounds SO MUCH BETTER to me than anything on her last three albums (save for hot boys and take away) - its filled with meaty fulfilling sonic goodness, just so *tasty* with all sorts of fresh weirdness...it sounds really ALIVE with lush flavor whereas the last album sounded really stale and hollow by the third listen... the ballads are incredible!! how can u not get goosbumps w/ these sizzlin' slowjams - esp the R Kelly "Dats What I'm Talking About" (probably the most amazing track) which i expected to garner some lurve around here considering how mr Kelly's incredible run of singles this year got a lot of attenion (and rightly so)...it just feels someone shoving a hot dripping CREAMY fudgesicle into your mouth and you're overwhelmed and gagging and loving it... now compare this to under construction's inarguably lame "nothing out there for me' or tlc-guested "can you hear me now"...yuck that makes me gag for different reasons!! the ringing and echoing piano beat, the whirring computery sounds during the breakdown, the "fo shizzle my nizzle" phrase convincingly thrown in the middle of a lovejam and not sounding out of place.... plus it opens with the line "have you ever been in the mind of a virgin, it gets hot and curious" ooooh...how does this song not excite u?!?????/ this is NOT a "soggy ballad," its the acme of luvjammery, OKay??

plus, unlike ...hell all the other albums, it thankfully does not end with a desperate religiousy or lovelorn ballad, but something really jazzy and dazzling like "i'm not perfect," which sounds Missy's underrated pipes ...and it doesn't have really monotonous sounding drones like "slide" which i hated last time around, and is not smothered in old-school nostalgia like that album either, but only slyly evokes it here and there like that "push it" reference on "don't be cruel," - wow what a track! it goes from Monica's voice rubbing up against a wicked groove to collapsing into this crazy-as-hell Elaphant Man splash that is impossible to not want to move around to...really this is probably her MOST DANCEABLE ALBUM EVER. then that goes directly into this ragtime interlude, wtf? its incredible! counter this with the insanely annoying "missy elliott exclusive" snippets preceding each song and the really boring "yo, i miss you Aaliyah and 9/11 was bad and we miss the old days" interludes on Under Construction which were more like really boring interminable SPEECHES, sheesh. i guess thats one way of comparing hip-hop albums: which has the better/more entertaining interludes? haha... what makes no sense is that some of these "interludes" are longer than the actual tracks! like "the spelling bee" interlude...but the good thing is all of them actually bring something to the album, including the mary ones, which bookend the whole thing tunefully..

i don't like the nelly track as it just sounds old really fast, andyou can hardly even *notice* that Jay-Z is on "wake up," its really him just walking through the motions...that track itself is kind of a let-down anyways. and "it's real" kind of sags. otherwise the whole thing is stellar and as rightly noted above, admirably consistent for the first time since her debut: no really skip or cringe-worthy tracks. yeah some are more exciting than others ... but you can running-man or slow-dance to all of it. i like a lot of little touches here and there (and this is just after 2 listens), like the "ting!" sound substituting for "fuck" i presume, in the "don't give a __" phrase on "keep it movin," the L L line in "i'm really hot," the way her voice sounds so sassy in the amusingly menacing "let me fix my weave" (with the Bennifer references!) and all of "toyz," which is straight out the dopest dance-beat she's ridden since "izzy izzy ahh"!!!

there isn't the overwhelming sense of barrier breaking that there used to be

um, and why is that a bad thing ? excepting the groundbreaking singles, i really don't think there was all that much "barrier breaking" on any of the last three albums...am i alone in feeling that way?

yes, she may have reached some sort of "innovation plateau" w/ timbaland at this point, but she's clearly enjoying herself at her very prime here, and it's a lot more confident and satisfying than any of her recent albums, imo (i really disagree w/ that Spin review - she sounds much happier and well-adjusted here than last time) - albums that had earth-shattering singles but uneven humdrum content that could never reach the height of those few tracks. this doesn't have any jaw-dropping single like that; almost of it is impressive on a constant level, and if that means "craft" then whatever. it makes me horny! (or whatever Mr Perry said about sex slaves, etc :)

Vic (Vic), Friday, 5 December 2003 13:43 (twenty-two years ago)

there isn't the overwhelming sense of barrier breaking that there used to be

um, and why is that a bad thing ?

basically, i'm wondering why are we using a few "seminal" singles to judge all of her future albums, since i don't think thats really fair. and contrary to all my drooling above, i don't even know if this would make my top ten of the year anyway since there have been soo many good albums this year!! its just that i wanted to defend it from the ho-hum-zz reception it got here

Vic (Vic), Friday, 5 December 2003 13:46 (twenty-two years ago)

oh my bad, it's "is this our last time" that goes into the ragtime interlude, not "dats what i'm talking about," and just to clear up my inarticulateness: i think its unfair to rate all of her future albums against those few singles, since their impact was as much about a certain time of when they were released, etc, as what they sounded like...you cannot keep judging all of her future albums based on that, to see if they measure the same on the "barriers-broken" scale. thats ridiculous, no?

Vic (Vic), Friday, 5 December 2003 13:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Here.

Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Friday, 5 December 2003 14:04 (twenty-two years ago)

Nice review Nick =) If you're on aim right now, say hi

Vic (Vic), Friday, 5 December 2003 14:10 (twenty-two years ago)

"Let It Bump" is possibly the greatest song ever recorded, at least for the next five seconds.

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 5 December 2003 14:35 (twenty-two years ago)

um, and why is that a bad thing ? excepting the groundbreaking singles, i really don't think there was all that much "barrier breaking" on any of the last three albums...am i alone in feeling that way?

i know it's kind of much to expect, but i feel like there really was this sense of a concerted effort to present a new template for hip-hop with each album until now. maybe the singles stood apart but the other album tracks were clearly made of the same mold, whereas this one just sounds all over the place. i'm not saying that is a big deal or anything, but a lot of my enjoyment of the previous discs came from that sense of the 'larger implications' ... i don't think i'm alone either.

i should listen to it some more anyhow.

ryan kuo (ryan kuo), Friday, 5 December 2003 14:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Sadly at work - which = no AIM.

Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Friday, 5 December 2003 14:50 (twenty-two years ago)

And I really do not understand how Under Construction could be seen as a new template for hiphop.

Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Friday, 5 December 2003 14:50 (twenty-two years ago)

What was the "new template for hip-hop" on the first two albums?

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 5 December 2003 14:51 (twenty-two years ago)

haven't heard the record, but man, piss poor showing on the charts, huh? kind of confirms my hunch that she probably shouldn't have put a new one out this quick, and that she has way way too much faith in "Pass The Dutch".

Al (sitcom), Friday, 5 December 2003 15:05 (twenty-two years ago)

What was the "new template for hip-hop" on the first two albums?

...did you want me to give it a name or something? Supa Dupa Fly WAS urban music in 1997. Da Real World obv a baby step forward, but i should've said it was internally consistent where Test isn't.

re: Under Construction ... UM?! have you ever heard old-school boom-bap twisted that way?

ryan kuo (ryan kuo), Friday, 5 December 2003 16:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Supa Dupa Fly WAS urban music in 1997

It was also being echoed/reflected in everything Timbaland was producing at that time, including Aaliyah, Ginuwine and his stuff with Magoo, all of which came out before _Supa Dupa Fly_.

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 5 December 2003 17:30 (twenty-two years ago)

missy's best record -> either da real world or so addictive, so can we stop all this fighting?

Yanc3y (ystrickler), Friday, 5 December 2003 17:37 (twenty-two years ago)

Who's fighting?

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 5 December 2003 17:48 (twenty-two years ago)

(Besides me and you now, GRRRR I KILL YOU WITH LOGIC)

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 5 December 2003 17:48 (twenty-two years ago)

It was also being echoed/reflected in everything Timbaland was producing at that time, including Aaliyah, Ginuwine and his stuff with Magoo, all of which came out before _Supa Dupa Fly_.

i realize that, but at the risk of being rockist i'd argue that it took an entire album produced by Tim, a set of tracks that could interact and fill in each other's gaps over the course of an hour, to flesh out the whole aesthetic. besides which the sum effect of that album strikes me as a lot more compelling than a group of singles, even ones that 'echoed/reflected' each other. "One In A Million" sure, but it wasn't until a year later when Missy and that video and the album came out that the radio blew wide open IIRC.

ryan kuo (ryan kuo), Friday, 5 December 2003 17:52 (twenty-two years ago)

"pass the dutch" > "milkshake"

just try to disprove this.

vahid (vahid), Friday, 5 December 2003 17:54 (twenty-two years ago)

i realize that, but at the risk of being rockist i'd argue that it took an entire album produced by Tim, a set of tracks that could interact and fill in each other's gaps over the course of an hour, to flesh out the whole aesthetic.

What, like the Ginuwine album?

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 5 December 2003 18:12 (twenty-two years ago)

(nb: It should be noted that I'm not the biggest fan of this period of Tim's career; the only songs I really like are "If Your Girl Only Knew" and "Sock It To Me".)

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 5 December 2003 18:13 (twenty-two years ago)

dude, dan, you don't like THE PONY?

vahid (vahid), Friday, 5 December 2003 18:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Dan, hating on Timbaland's early work is probably not a good tactic in establishing the greatness of nu-Missy. Plus your anti-ginuwism is mentalist as usual.

I've decided that the sonics on TINAT are fine - it's the lack of good tunes and hooks that is problem. Like, "Keep It Moving" isn't any less startling than "Dog In Heat" or "Bring The Pain", but Missy's vocals on the latter two are more bristling with energy, effortlessly melodious and compulsively memorable. And maybe it's the same with the grooves too. I risk sounding like Geir but I think that in the rush to acclaim Missy and Timbaland's great beats people tend to forget how wonderfully tuneful they always were.

One thing I miss especially are the smooth R&B backing vocalists Missy used to use, as the interplay between Missy's own (formerly?) understated singing voice and a more professional melismatic backer was always one of my favourite things on Missy records (classic examples of this are "All 'n My Grill", "Hot Boys" and "Play That Beat" - and the heavy repetition of this trick on Da Real World forms a big part of why I love that record so much).

Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Saturday, 6 December 2003 09:02 (twenty-two years ago)

But the wild, atonal shrieks and random screams on this one make up for the lack of the soul harmonizing (on oldies such as Step Off) ..for me, at least. It just sounds like a wild rave you're going to w/ Miss E, or an inside peep at one of her private dance parties, and I guess that's really the emphasis of this album: the crazy, serrated, inharmonious BEATS. C'mon, its *overflowing* with energy - all kinds... Listen to how ominous Wake Up sounds in the background, or I'm Really Hot's choral synths, and notice the way Let Me Fix My Weave is all chaotic and dangerous from its intro onward, like you are unsure where it's exactly going to go as she rollcalls the names of all these cities and the background "bump-ba-bump-bumps" chime in. "Don't Be Cruel" is also really scattered, looser and uncertain in its direction, overloaded with so many sounds...but even then you can't predict that it's going to turn into an entirely different song mid-way thru when Beanie Man shows up with his madness!! Maybe it's not inacurate to say that this is her darkest album, relatively speaking; more than one review now has namedropped "nine inch nails" or etc. while trying to describe the backing tracks (even though I don't hear any of that - which is a good thing!!)

It's certainly the most beat-happy thing she's done up to now, and much more aptly lives up to the "club Missy album" crown that was bestowed on Miss E...So Addictive at the time; in my opinion, *that* album was really bogged down with uninteresting ballads, with the studio effects coming across as attention-getting and gimmicky. Also, it got wearysome hearing about everyone frothing over the supposed "bhangra"-ness of it, but as someone who's listened to enough of the real thing, it seemed more like the idea of bhangra was being used as an inspiration for hip-hop beats rather than the utilization of a true "bhangra sound" (which is more Mundian/Beware of the Boys, etc) - I know that was the point, but I got tired of the hype! Here, all of the weird noises seem fluid and spacey and organic enough to sound like they really deserve to be flying and bouncing around the way they do, since the entire songs are bouncing or stuttering around like that. The beats aren't secondaryto anything, they are upfront and center and belong there. There isn't the dried, hollowed-out feeling from the last album's uber-sparseness either (such as "Slide"); the songs feel succulent and fresh, ready to be dipped into and tasted... its a wet album!

I think that Miss E is reaching a sort of creative peak with this one, and again as proof I point to the off-beat touches you might not notice right away. Like the way she starts reciting the entire alphabet in the Spelling Bee (Interlude) and when she gets to P spells out p-u-s-s-y...why didn't I notice this last night?! And if you love her singing voice you just can't go wrong with Dat's What I'm Talking About or I'm Not Perfect, or even It's Real which I now dig. Dig in!

Vic (Vic), Saturday, 6 December 2003 09:38 (twenty-two years ago)

Maybe she's just trying to bypass obvious hooks this time for a messy dance-hop aesthetic?

Vic (Vic), Saturday, 6 December 2003 09:46 (twenty-two years ago)

"There isn't the dried, hollowed-out feeling from the last album's uber-sparseness either (such as "Slide"); the songs feel succulent and fresh, ready to be dipped into and tasted... its a wet album!"

"Slide" is more sparse than "Let It Bump", "Wake Up", "It's Really Hot"???

Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Saturday, 6 December 2003 09:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Maybe i'm alone here but... to me, yeah! Because to me it sounds like I'm trapped in a dryer or vaccuum cleaner or something; there isn't much variation at all in the backing drone

Vic (Vic), Saturday, 6 December 2003 09:49 (twenty-two years ago)

"Maybe she's just trying to bypass obvious hooks this time for a messy dance-hop aesthetic?"

I thought that was "Lick Shots", "Scream AKA Itchin", "4 My People"...?

Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Saturday, 6 December 2003 09:50 (twenty-two years ago)

I think her delivery and stop-start flow on that one (Slide) make it interesting though, along with the background "oohs!" and the chain platinum/sterling line

Vic (Vic), Saturday, 6 December 2003 09:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Well i was suggesting to you that maybe that's why you don't hear hooks in it, but


I thought that was "Lick Shots", "Scream AKA Itchin", "4 My People"...?

...I just feel like she achieves it a lot more smoothly here. It's less self-conscious

Vic (Vic), Saturday, 6 December 2003 09:52 (twenty-two years ago)

What, like the Ginuwine album?

i completely overlooked that one, but that one still sounds too close to standard boom-bap despite the hi-hat and syncopated action, whereas the early stuff with Missy feels more fluent. this doesn't have anything to do with why i like every Missy album before Test, so you can keep on being anal without me....

ryan kuo (ryan kuo), Saturday, 6 December 2003 23:03 (twenty-two years ago)

"anti-ginuwism" redeems this thread.

fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 6 December 2003 23:14 (twenty-two years ago)

sadly not the album.

fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 6 December 2003 23:14 (twenty-two years ago)

Dan, hating on Timbaland's early work is probably not a good tactic in establishing the greatness of nu-Missy.

In what universe was that my point?

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Sunday, 7 December 2003 05:35 (twenty-two years ago)

This is really an enjoyable album. There's nothing there to match Work It or Gossip Folks, but I find myself actually playing this a lot more than Under Construction (which, agreeing with Vic, I found very dry). Who would have thought it, Missy actually underrated for once...

bugged out, Thursday, 11 December 2003 17:48 (twenty-two years ago)

it's a gainer - 'pass that dutch' seemed bland to begin with, but it's a gainer, mind you...

Jay Kid (Jay K), Friday, 12 December 2003 10:12 (twenty-two years ago)

ha as of now this got a higher average scoring of 82 at metacritic than UC's 80, and u know that really matters

Vic (Vic), Friday, 12 December 2003 11:35 (twenty-two years ago)

one month passes...
Ha ha, I'm listening to the remix of "Milkshake" with Clipse and I suddenly get what Timbaland was trying to do with This Is Not A Test... only the Neptunes do it *so* much better on this! It's like all the best bits of TINAT all at once!

The difference I suspect is that the Neptunes still sound like they can hold more than one idea in their head at the one time (Timbaland can too when he's working with Bubba, of course). The sick harpsichord!

Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Tuesday, 20 January 2004 04:17 (twenty-two years ago)

that remix has really really grown on me

s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 20 January 2004 04:26 (twenty-two years ago)

yes but do you like when he says "I wear Bathing APE / not Air ni88a"??? james lavelle ahoy!

vahid (vahid), Tuesday, 20 January 2004 22:41 (twenty-two years ago)

my other oh-so-clever comment on this track - "TS: no hook vs. no bass"

vahid (vahid), Tuesday, 20 January 2004 22:45 (twenty-two years ago)

five years pass...

Boy, this has aged very well. This is her punk album: lots of three-minute bangers, no frills, one after the other. Her best.

Bud Huxtable (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 15 June 2009 23:33 (sixteen years ago)


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