100 best scottish albums according to the scotsman

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I would not have guessed that Average White Band would score so high, i've not actually ever heard them but with that name i always assumed they had to be crap. Proclaimers receive much love too.
number one is predictable.

keith (keithmcl), Monday, 20 October 2003 03:39 (twenty-two years ago)

I would expect more Cocteau Twins much higher up.
59 is their hioghest with Garlands? is that right?

A Nairn (moretap), Monday, 20 October 2003 04:06 (twenty-two years ago)

Good, at least they have Strawberry Switchblade and Altered Images on it.

A Nairn (moretap), Monday, 20 October 2003 04:17 (twenty-two years ago)

heaven or las vegas was higher than that wasn't it?

keith (keithmcl), Monday, 20 October 2003 04:18 (twenty-two years ago)

shop assistants! josef k! most countries would sell their eye teeth for a list like this

the surface noise (electricsound), Monday, 20 October 2003 05:07 (twenty-two years ago)

shame they chose Polydor-era Orange Juice over their Postcard stuff

the surface noise (electricsound), Monday, 20 October 2003 05:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Shame they got the name of Win's second album wrong..Freaky Trigger, you fools. Also they seem to think that Bandwagonesque came out in 1980, and another version of the Belle and Sebastian myth seems to be in force here.

And the Trash Can Sinatras were only at number 89 :(

I think basically someone sat down and named all the Scottish acts they could remember, constructed a story about how Lloyd Cole counts when they couldn't think of any more and then randomly assigned numbers to them. Where the fuck were the Delgados?

ailsa (ailsa), Monday, 20 October 2003 07:33 (twenty-two years ago)

Number 52.

Marcello Carlin, Monday, 20 October 2003 07:39 (twenty-two years ago)

So they were. Oh well. Not high enough anyway.

ailsa (ailsa), Monday, 20 October 2003 07:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Average White Band are wonderful. Right funky outfit theya re. And I like the band name as well.

mentalist (mentalist), Monday, 20 October 2003 08:10 (twenty-two years ago)

where are the bmx bandits (gettin' dirty is as good or even better than tfc's grand prix), the lush reindeer section and ac acoustics? and why didn't they choose arab strap's masterpiece philophobia?

alex in mainhattan (alex63), Monday, 20 October 2003 08:17 (twenty-two years ago)

In general too much ersatz soul and lacking in folk tradition. Only one Bert Jansch, no Jackie Leven, Davy Graham, Ivor Cutler or James Yorkston. No hardcore rave i.e The Time Frequency and shockingly nothing by a certain ILx poster too. He must have really pissed them off when he wrote for them if they rate Deacon Blue and Love and Money more highly than him.

Plus if Lloyd Cole and Garbage count as Scottish, then we should have Rod Stewart, Cream and Dare era Human League.

Billy Dods (Billy Dods), Monday, 20 October 2003 08:21 (twenty-two years ago)

i'm outraged that there is no ivor cutler on the list...!!!

s tremaine, Monday, 20 October 2003 08:49 (twenty-two years ago)

ok, good list, but trash can sinatras 'cake' at number 89?? surely a much higher ranking is in order for such a classic album...

Rob Bolton (Rob Bolton), Monday, 20 October 2003 09:13 (twenty-two years ago)

haha, postcard-era over polydor-era.

RJG (RJG), Monday, 20 October 2003 09:24 (twenty-two years ago)

glad the blue nile placed quite high.

wot, no momus?

RJG (RJG), Monday, 20 October 2003 09:35 (twenty-two years ago)

haha what? you'll be saying you prefer Collins solo next.

the surface noise (electricsound), Monday, 20 October 2003 10:00 (twenty-two years ago)

dave q on why scottish rock is awful -

http://www.stylusmagazine.com/review.php?ID=1388

dave q, Monday, 20 October 2003 10:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Is this in the paper today then?

David. (Cozen), Monday, 20 October 2003 10:19 (twenty-two years ago)

"Formed in the summer of 1984, Primal Scream's early history revealed a chameleon-like quality. First releases boasted a beguiling 12-string chimera, but this direction ended after Sonic Flower Groove (1987) and the defection of co-founding guitarist Jim Beattie"

Primal scream released their first song in 1982, how come they formed in 1984, two years after that...very strange.

Jens (brighter), Monday, 20 October 2003 10:35 (twenty-two years ago)

I kiss dave q.

Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Monday, 20 October 2003 10:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Cozen, you need to check last Thursday's Scotsman in a library.

i picked this up on the NewsNow news feed last Thursday [and then linked to it on my blog]

DJ Martian (djmartian), Monday, 20 October 2003 10:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Primal scream released their first song in 1982, how come they formed in 1984, two years after that...very strange.

both are incorrect. the first release was "all fall down" in 1985. but they formed and recorded the unreleased "the orchard" in 1983.

the surface noise (electricsound), Monday, 20 October 2003 11:00 (twenty-two years ago)

I wouldn't like to listen to the postcard-era often. I am talking about recordings, maybe you are talking about songs. haha, you are still silly.

RJG (RJG), Monday, 20 October 2003 11:23 (twenty-two years ago)

haha, you can eat my fuc

the surface noise (electricsound), Monday, 20 October 2003 11:56 (twenty-two years ago)

that's so silly.

: )

RJG (RJG), Monday, 20 October 2003 12:02 (twenty-two years ago)

C'mon everybody!!!! You don't seriously expect good coverage of Scottish music from a Scottish publication, do you!?!?!? It's like expecting a "100 Best Indie Records" list from the NME to be really fabby!!! The only decent Scottish publication IMHO has been the early-to-late 90s issues of M8, which covered the Scottish ravey scene in great detail, whilst the rest of the Scottish media were scratching their heads and looking at their "Middle Class Shortbread Tin Guide to Scottish Music for Media Smoothies" and thinking "Hang on- aren't they all supposed to be into folky stuff or something!?!??!".

BTW Dave Q's "analysis" is utter bollox, since Scots drink loadsa a beer in addition to whisky!!! The real reason Scottish rock appears awful is because it isn't really, but it's filtered through the Scottish media, which really is awful as far as music coverage is concerned. Most of the coverage is in the "entertainment/arts" sections of newspapers, and tends to be written either by Bobby Blandout or Gerald Hipster types!!!! The latter tend to piss off to the NME or grow into the former!!!!! Imagine a rock landscape shaped by the music section of the Sunday Times Review, and you have an idea of how crap the Scottish media is!!!!!!!!

Old Fart!!! (oldfart_sd), Monday, 20 October 2003 12:12 (twenty-two years ago)

Primal Shite's first recordings to set the record straight :

1982 :

http://www.soulsaw.com/pleasantly-surprised/ps001.htm

1984Two tracks on this :

http://www.soulsaw.com/pleasantly-surprised/ps003.htm.

Dr. C (Dr. C), Monday, 20 October 2003 12:22 (twenty-two years ago)

hm. you should pass that info onto the primal scream website.

the surface noise (electricsound), Monday, 20 October 2003 12:24 (twenty-two years ago)

i would love to happen across a nicer sounding version of "the orchard". my copy literally sounds like it was recorded underwater.

the surface noise (electricsound), Monday, 20 October 2003 12:24 (twenty-two years ago)

The only decent Scottish publication IMHO >>> was

CUT magazine circa 1987.

Scotland's current music scene is documented by

Is this music?
http://www.isthismusic.com/

DJ Martian (djmartian), Monday, 20 October 2003 13:07 (twenty-two years ago)

for someone who hates Bobby Gillespie as much as Dr.C he seems to know an awful lot about PS ;-)

compiling a list of "the best" Scottish albums is about as daft an idea as collecting bus tickets, but if it has to be done then leaving out Rod Stewart seems a bit perverse to me

zebedee (zebedee), Monday, 20 October 2003 16:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Scottish music on the whole is shite. Teenage fanclub? I'd rather stick red hot pins down me japs. As for having Wet Wet Wet above The Beta Band?!?!?!? Scottish music is boring and melancholic middle of the road nonsense. I mean The Proclaimers! Texas! Travis! Jesus wept. Yuppie hell. That list is like Patrick Bateman's CD collection. My top one hundred list would be 1- Beta Band, 2- er, 3- can't think.
And as for Primal Shite, who cares what there first song was, as long as there last one was there LAST one.

Sundance, Monday, 20 October 2003 17:38 (twenty-two years ago)

haha!

jed (jed_e_3), Monday, 20 October 2003 17:44 (twenty-two years ago)

but Scottish music is also great:
Mogwai, Cocteau Twins, Jesus & Mary Chain, The Associates, Belle & Sebatian, Deacon Blue, Orange Juice, The Blue Nile. The ratio of great music to country size is impressive.

A Nairn (moretap), Monday, 20 October 2003 18:04 (twenty-two years ago)

and the james orr complex

jed (jed_e_3), Monday, 20 October 2003 18:06 (twenty-two years ago)

haha.

RJG (RJG), Monday, 20 October 2003 18:08 (twenty-two years ago)

I like the way they manage to get the name of Win's "Freaky Trigger" wrong.

Only 6 albums from before 1970, which either shows how non-rockist the Scotsman is, or else that Scottish music was really really shit in the 1960s.

N. (nickdastoor), Monday, 20 October 2003 19:21 (twenty-two years ago)

Jimi Hendrix's favourite single of 1967 was by a Scottish group, though. Fact.

robin carmody (robin carmody), Monday, 20 October 2003 21:11 (twenty-two years ago)

what u laughing at RJG?

jed (jed_e_3), Monday, 20 October 2003 21:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah, but Jimi Hendrix called the Beach Boys a barber shop quartet so he can fuck off.

N. (nickdastoor), Monday, 20 October 2003 21:54 (twenty-two years ago)

scotland is the new zealand of the northern hemisphere

the surface noise (electricsound), Monday, 20 October 2003 22:45 (twenty-two years ago)

I wouldn't argue with that, N. however the song concerned, Marmalade's "I See The Rain", is pretty good, and quite a different kettle of fish from most of their hits, especially that tedious Beatles cover which somehow hit #1 in that late 68 / early 69 period when practically every UK #1 had a Beatles connection, even if it was just McCartney's brother in the Scaffold. doesn't Dr C rate "I See The Rain", or am I remembering this wrongly?

robin carmody (robin carmody), Monday, 20 October 2003 23:52 (twenty-two years ago)

apologies for not crediting dj martian but i saw a link from the trash can sinatras website actually. pearlfishers should have at least one album on the list.

keith (keithmcl), Monday, 20 October 2003 23:55 (twenty-two years ago)

indeed they do

the surface noise (electricsound), Tuesday, 21 October 2003 00:03 (twenty-two years ago)

"I love Crosby Stills & Nash. Western Sky music, all delicate, ding-ding-ding!" - J Hendrix

dave q, Tuesday, 21 October 2003 06:45 (twenty-two years ago)

shockingly nothing by a certain ILx poster too. He must have really pissed them off when he wrote for them

Actually I wrote for the Herald, not the Scotsman. And my editor was Pat Kane, who is in the list. As is my cousin in Del Amitri. Apparently I'm just not good enough. Or not Scottish enough -- less Scottish, it seems, than that sassenach Lloyd Cole. Huh! It's pretty fucking ironic, because my forthcoming album 'Summerisle' is the most Scottish-sounding record since 'The Hangman's Beautiful Daughter'. It's also a fuck of a lot better than anything Primal Scream ever made. These blinkered bigots will be forced to recant.

Momus (Momus), Tuesday, 21 October 2003 08:35 (twenty-two years ago)

The only decent Scottish publication IMHO >>> was
CUT magazine circa 1987.
Missed out on that one, so can't comment on that one.Scotland's current music scene is documented by

Is this music?
http://www.isthismusic.com/
Thanks for the link, I'll check that out. Though to be honest, I'm not too impressed by the line-up for issue 7... If it's supposed to be covering Scottish music, what's with Half Man Half Biscuit and Robert Wyatt?!?!?! The Durutti Column?!?!? Sigue Sigue Sputnik?!?!?!? I do hope they're not making exactly the same mistakes as all the other failed Scottish magazines by insisting on a narrow definition of Scottish pop (leading to exactly the Teenage Fanclub/Wet Wet Wet/Travis/Texas axis of evil loathed by Sundance, thus proving my earlier point about the crapness of the media!!!) and then having to fill the obvious blank spaces left by such a restrictive definition by bands from elsewhere who just happen to be in town at the time!!!!!!

The reason I thought M8 was so fab was that it did the one thing I've yet to see any other Scottish mag do, and got down with The Kids!!!! And I don't mean in some mythical cool indie-rock sense, but the exact opposite!!!! The mag actually started off a bit like most attempts at Scottish mags, but within 6 months it was already morphing into "ScotRaves 'R' Us", complete with an ace free tape full of zappy tartan techno from Neds in Cumbernauld and East Kilbride, and other far flung areas of urban Scotland!!!! (In fact, I seem to remember Momus' old editor, Pat Kane, wrote an article for M8 in which he went to rave for the first time and was impressed by the atmosphere!!!)

For the next 5 odd years, it was an awesome window into a genuinely popular and unique area of Scottish music that the so-called "Scottish" media just did not cover, except to slag it off as cheesy noise for drug-taking yobbos!!!!! In fact, it can be argued that the Scottish techno scene was an influence on a section of the original Rotterdam gabber producers, who went on to make what we would today call trance!!!! And loads of bands from the time (TTF, Q-Tex, etc.) are popping up again on their own "old-skool" circuit!!!! Of course, don't expect the Scottish media to even notice!!!!!!!!

If you ask me, the only way a Scottish magazine can be really successful is if it completely ditches any attempt at "coolness", and goes for the jugular- aim the dance coverage at the Neds, and the indie/rock coverage at the Goths- and concentrate 100% on the local scenes!!!!!

Old Fart!!! (oldfart_sd), Tuesday, 21 October 2003 10:15 (twenty-two years ago)

NB "The Goths" = common name given in Glasgow to a large bunch of young people into various types of rock from surf/punk to industrtrial/metal... Famous for hanging out outside the Glasgow Museum of Modern Art.

Old Fart!!! (oldfart_sd), Tuesday, 21 October 2003 10:24 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm astonished that anyone could find 100 good albums by Scottish artists - I'd struggle to find 30.

Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 21 October 2003 11:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Surely Talking Heads are in it? David Byrne is Scottish after all.

Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 21 October 2003 11:22 (twenty-two years ago)

I agree with those such as Dadaismus that say Scotland hasn't produced anything worthwhile. This 'nation' of unionists has never produced anything other than copies of superor work or middle of the road trash like Travis, Texas, Deacon Blue, Simple Minds etc. And joke bands like The Proclaimers and Marmalade. Compare scotland with somewhere like Manchester. Scotland just doesnt cut it as a musical nation. Wonderful inventors and explorers but pathetic musically. If the best it can do is have american bands like Talking Heads and Garbage et al claimed as scottish then something is wrong.
Even the so called best bands from scotland like Mogwai & Primal Scream are just rip ofs of superior bands and ideas. For a country of 5 million its truly surprising that it hasnt produced someone innovative.

George Richardson, Tuesday, 21 October 2003 12:29 (twenty-two years ago)

"middle of the road trash like ... Simple Minds"

George, do you think "Don't You (Forget About Me)" - or "Waterfront" at the earliest - was their first single?

robin carmody (robin carmody), Tuesday, 21 October 2003 12:37 (twenty-two years ago)

ha, the ridiculous thing for me is having *Runrig* higher than "The Hangman's Beautiful Daughter"!!!!

robin carmody (robin carmody), Tuesday, 21 October 2003 13:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Robin, if this was 10 years ago, Runrig would be *much* higher in the chart, and so would Del Amitri...

BTW I've just remembered that a surprising amount of the bootleg DJ producers (eg Freelance Hellraiser, McSleazy) are actually Scottish!!!! The first regular bootleg night outside London was actually in Glasgow AFAIK... Again, where's the flipping Scotsman when it comes down to what's actually going on in Scottish music>!!??!?!

Old Fart!!! (oldfart_sd), Tuesday, 21 October 2003 13:32 (twenty-two years ago)

No one gives a flying fuck about McSleazy or Hellraiser as they are talentless hacks.

young fart, Tuesday, 21 October 2003 13:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Well, there were an awful lot of people at the bootleg night last Friday not giving a "flying fuck about McSleazy or Hellraiser"- the flipping place was packed, Mr Anonymous Fart!!!!!!

Old Fart!!! (oldfart_sd), Tuesday, 21 October 2003 13:47 (twenty-two years ago)

I find Old Fart's points above to be Spot On. Part of a much bigger pattern of the domination of Scotland's media -- and now government -- by a particular class, and even a number of dynasties, which is just as blind to the diversity of life in Scotland as the London media is to everything which doesn't happen within two miles of Hampstead or Islington.

alext (alext), Tuesday, 21 October 2003 14:06 (twenty-two years ago)

Which place would that have been?: Just because a place was packed doesn't mean that they aren't talentless hacks.

young fart, Tuesday, 21 October 2003 14:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Reasonable point, Mr Anonymous Fart- however your original point was that "No one gives a flying fuck about McSleazy or Hellraiser" when a large amount clearly did on Friday night!!!!!

Old Fart!!! (oldfart_sd), Tuesday, 21 October 2003 14:17 (twenty-two years ago)

**for someone who hates Bobby Gillespie as much as Dr.C he seems to know an awful lot about PS ;-)**

Haha! Well I used to have those cassettes - some good stuff on them.

**doesn't Dr C rate "I See The Rain", or am I remembering this wrongly? **

No you are right - I do. The mighty Marmalade did many fine psych-lite tracks IMO, but the albums aren't that good. Too much filler. So I won't insist that they should have been in this silly list.

But I DO insist that The Wake should have been in there with 'Harmony'.

The comments about the glorious Altered Images later work in the blurb for Happy Birthday hurt me in my heart.

Dr. C (Dr. C), Tuesday, 21 October 2003 14:55 (twenty-two years ago)

I like the way they manage to get the name of Win's "Freaky Trigger" wrong.

I like the way N. takes something I already said about a dozen posts further up and makes like it's his own.

What is wrong with this list is that it has chuffing Texas' shitey stadium rock stuff much higher up than Southside from when they were quite good. And that people think that the Proclaimers are a joke band just because they have accents (I'm presuming it's not from having listened to their music to any degree).

ailsa (ailsa), Tuesday, 21 October 2003 17:34 (twenty-two years ago)

Actually I wrote for the Herald, not the Scotsman.

Ha, that explains why the Scotsman blanked you. I was sure it was the Scotsman which my old man buys, but if anyone's going to know it'll be you. My memory plays tricks on me as I get older.

Billy Dods (Billy Dods), Tuesday, 21 October 2003 20:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Talent borrows, genius steals, Ailsa.

N. (nickdastoor), Tuesday, 21 October 2003 20:51 (twenty-two years ago)

So, aforementioned 'bootleg' gig was at Nice N' Sleazy bar on Friday night. As Nice N' Sleazy is always packed on a Friday anyway, that's rather meaningless.

young fart, Tuesday, 21 October 2003 22:16 (twenty-two years ago)

What, no Goya Dress?

JC (JC A.), Tuesday, 21 October 2003 23:30 (twenty-two years ago)

they chose that shitstorm debut album for arab strap (granted it has their best song on it but what a load of crap).

gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 22 October 2003 03:19 (twenty-two years ago)

I have fond memories of reading the blue nile cover story in cut in the library of telford college in Edinburgh when i was about 14.

leigh (leigh), Wednesday, 22 October 2003 10:30 (twenty-two years ago)

i seem to remember 'cut' having adverts on tv, with that finitribe track with the church bells in the background. bloody hell, finitribe, i'd forgotten about them .... i'd just like to mention the Glasgow record label Red Hook, who've been putting out consistantly good records the last couple of years.

joni, Wednesday, 22 October 2003 10:54 (twenty-two years ago)

Since when did Bill Drummond become Scottish?

Geir Hongro (GeirHong), Wednesday, 22 October 2003 12:03 (twenty-two years ago)

simple minds "middle of the road trash" MY ASS. Plenty of bands would kill to have 2 albums like "new gold dream" and "sons & fascination" in their er er resume er back catalogue or whatever. Plus, SAHB = R0X0R. I didn't read the list, b/c lists are boring. I agree w/dr c w/r/t prml scrm 100%.

Pashmina (Pashmina), Wednesday, 22 October 2003 12:26 (twenty-two years ago)

although no doubt gentle giant figure quite prominently in their list somewhere haha.

Pashmina (Pashmina), Wednesday, 22 October 2003 12:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Since when did Bill Drummond become Scottish?

I imagine it coincided with him being born.

ailsa (ailsa), Wednesday, 22 October 2003 16:26 (twenty-two years ago)

I imagine that if he didn't still have a Scottish accent people might be less likely to think of him as such. When did he leave, anyway?

N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 22 October 2003 16:33 (twenty-two years ago)

i think bill drummond was born in south africa, but er who cares?

joni, Wednesday, 22 October 2003 17:10 (twenty-two years ago)

We hate you South African bastard.

N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 22 October 2003 17:14 (twenty-two years ago)

dredged up from a klf fansite...

When Drummond was 15, he lived in a council house in Corby, in the East Midlands. He was born in South Africa, where his father, a Church of Scotland missionary, was working, and proudly recounts that his first words were in Xhosa, the language of the Bantu people.

Mythmaking or not, corby is a mental place.
Near leicester, its full of scottish migrant workers who settled there in the 50s & 60s. The kids grow up with scottish accents, and the local Our Price has the scottish top 20 prominently displayed. (i was brought up in glasgow and found corby to be v. weird...)

joni, Wednesday, 22 October 2003 17:21 (twenty-two years ago)

Wow - I knew about Corby and it's freaky Scottish accent but I had no idea that was where Bill Drummond (and his accent?) came from.

N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 22 October 2003 17:30 (twenty-two years ago)

From this KLF website

William E. Drummond was born in South Africa in 1953 but he grew up in Galloway and Corby in the borders of Scotland.

So Corby has now moved to Scotland, which explains a lot. I still maintain this all makes him Scottish.

ailsa (ailsa), Wednesday, 22 October 2003 20:28 (twenty-two years ago)

As Nice N' Sleazy is always packed on a Friday anyway, that's rather meaningless.
Wot, the cavernous downstairs "gig" area?!?! (For that's where it was, rather than Bloke-With-Wheelz-Of-Steel-Perched-On-The-End-Of-The-Bar DJ "spots" upstairs!!!) The one you have to access via the "student union" style staircase?!?! It's not like you arrive there by a completely random process!!! I don't remember overhearing anyone saying "Phew crickey, what am I doing here listening to this talentless hack!?!?!?" Unless of course "This is really great!!!!" is special Nice 'n' Sleazys slang for the above!!!!

Anyway, I'm sure Nice 'n' Sleazys are not too worried about whether someone considers their packed house "meaningless" or not!!! And Freelance Hellraiser's "A Stroke of Genius" is not half bad for the work of a "talentless hack"- I'd like to see you do better!!!!

Old Fart!!! (oldfart_sd), Thursday, 23 October 2003 11:47 (twenty-two years ago)

And my editor was Pat Kane

Oh no, Pat Kane - the man who makes me glad I don't live in Scotland anymore.

Dadaismus (Dada), Thursday, 23 October 2003 11:54 (twenty-two years ago)

Gresley Rovers used to have an old boy supporter who took a 'town crier'-style bell with him to ring out his encouragement. When they played in Corby one dreary Wednesday night, one of the Corby-Scottish people threatened to stick it up his arse and the bell was never heard from again. My dad tells this story without saying, 'stick it up his arse'.

Anyway, we the people of the East Midlands hereby claim Bill Drummond as our own.

The Corby situation is, I believe, immortalized in the Big Country classic, 'Steeltown'.

PJ Miller (PJ Miller), Thursday, 23 October 2003 12:17 (twenty-two years ago)

one year passes...
Belle & Sebastian officially the best Scottish band of all time.

Alba (Alba), Thursday, 13 January 2005 09:45 (twenty-one years ago)

Never thought about it very hard but always thought we'd just about punched our weight in pop and rock terms for a country of 5M. Looking at that list, no we haven't.

frankiemachine, Thursday, 13 January 2005 11:20 (twenty-one years ago)

er, we have so punched our weight. it's just that list was voted by readers of the list, that's all. it's completely unrepresentative.

grimly fiendish (grimlord), Thursday, 13 January 2005 11:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Liverpool or Manchester alone have far smaller populations than Scotland, but I'd take their musical heritage over Scotland's every time. Most notable person missing from The List's list = John Martyn (I know he's not a band, but Lulu was No.48).

Alba (Alba), Thursday, 13 January 2005 11:30 (twenty-one years ago)

Interesting...quite glad to see B&S at no1. Probably the Scottish band I come back to most often, along with Teenage Fanclub. They're very Scottish, without being remotely parochial. Just as Glaswegian writers like Alisdair Gray and Edwin Morgan looked to the likes of Vonnegut and Ginsberg for inspiration, the best Scottish bands have always had an affinity with the US underground and more exotic styles.
Good to see SAHB up there. John Martyn is a big ommission. Bert Jansch too. Shame Orange Juice aren't on there, but as their best music is so hard to get hold of, it's no surprise.

stew, Thursday, 13 January 2005 12:00 (twenty-one years ago)

well, umm, you can't really compare cities with a country. can you? but still, if we're talking heritage, i think scotland as a whole can lay claim to a far greater tradition than manchester. just wander down to a celtic connections gig over the next couple of weeks ...

grimly fiendish (grimlord), Thursday, 13 January 2005 12:03 (twenty-one years ago)

damn, that was an x-post, natch.

grimly fiendish (grimlord), Thursday, 13 January 2005 12:04 (twenty-one years ago)

I'd probably choose Scotland over Liverpool, but not Manchester in terms of bands. Certainly sad to see John Martyn left out though; he'd probably be at the top for me.

KeithW (kmw), Thursday, 13 January 2005 12:04 (twenty-one years ago)

I look forward to Billy Sloan's comments on this. Something along the lines of "Where's Midge Ure? Or Jack Bruce. Bloody trendies."

stew, Thursday, 13 January 2005 12:44 (twenty-one years ago)

Did you vote for Lulu, Alba?

Puddin'Head Miller (PJ Miller), Thursday, 13 January 2005 12:51 (twenty-one years ago)

I did not. But I would have done.

Alba (Alba), Thursday, 13 January 2005 13:02 (twenty-one years ago)

Where's the full list?

Dadaismus (Dada), Thursday, 13 January 2005 13:53 (twenty-one years ago)

11. Dog Faced Hermans
12. Stretcheads
13. Dick Gaughan
14. Nazareth
15. The Krankies
16. Incredible String Band
17. Altered Images
18. Runrig
19. Big Country
20. Ian Campbell Folk Group

I'm not typing the rest in.

NickB (NickB), Thursday, 13 January 2005 13:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Ian Campbell Folk Group = not Scottish

Dadaismus (Dada), Thursday, 13 January 2005 14:00 (twenty-one years ago)

Grrrrbuggerit.

NickB (NickB), Thursday, 13 January 2005 14:01 (twenty-one years ago)

Grrrrrbuggerit were 25th, just between Gaberlunzie and Christian

Dadaismus (Dada), Thursday, 13 January 2005 14:40 (twenty-one years ago)

Actual 11-20 (full thing doesn't seem to be online anywhere yet):

11 Texas
12 Mull Historical Society
13 Big Country
14 Snow Patrol
15 Franz Ferdinand
16 Bis
17 Deacon Blue
18 Fish
19 Jesus and Mary Chain
20 Mogwai

N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 13 January 2005 14:51 (twenty-one years ago)

Bis at 16? This poll is rigged surely?

Dadaismus (Dada), Thursday, 13 January 2005 14:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Texas are in no way better than Fish.

KeithW (kmw), Thursday, 13 January 2005 14:53 (twenty-one years ago)

mogwai anywhere except #1? this poll is baws and pish. etc.

grimly fiendish (grimlord), Thursday, 13 January 2005 14:57 (twenty-one years ago)

Isn't this normally the point where someone asks where the dance music is?

NickB (NickB), Thursday, 13 January 2005 15:07 (twenty-one years ago)

WHERE'S THE DANCE MUSIC?

N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 13 January 2005 15:11 (twenty-one years ago)

bbc website:

See also:
Franz lead Brit Awards shortlist - 11 Jan 05 | Entertainment
Belle and Sebastian tell stories - 18 Jun 02 | Entertainment
Singer quits Belle and Sebastian - 05 Jun 02 | Entertainment
Brits boost for Belle and Stevie - 19 Feb 99 | Entertainment

2003 and 2004 a slow time for scottish music i see...

whither the pastels?

koogs (koogs), Thursday, 13 January 2005 15:14 (twenty-one years ago)

mooching about mono eating vegan burgers, i imagine.

grimly fiendish (grimlord), Thursday, 13 January 2005 15:44 (twenty-one years ago)

alba?

RJG (RJG), Thursday, 13 January 2005 16:17 (twenty-one years ago)

Thou shalt respect Average White Band.

My name is Kenny (My name is Kenny), Thursday, 13 January 2005 16:29 (twenty-one years ago)

I made a mistake.

Alba (Alba), Thursday, 13 January 2005 17:54 (twenty-one years ago)

1. Belle & Sebastian
2. Travis
3. Idlewild
4. Wet Wet Wet
5. Sensational Alex Harvey Band
6. Simple Minds
7. Teenage Fanclub
8. Bay City Rollers
9. Primal Scream
10. The Proclaimers
11. Texas
12. Mull Historical Society
13. Big Country
14. Snow Patrol
15. Franz Ferdinand
16. Bis
17. Deacon Blue
18. Fish
19. Jesus And Mary Chain
20. Mogwai
21. Runrig
22. Trash Can Sinatras
23. Del Amitri
24. Orange Juice
25. Nazareth
26. Beta Band
27. Biffy Clyro
28. Altered Images
29. Aztec Camera
30. Eddi Reader
31. Goodbye Mr Mackenzie
32. Fire Engines
33. Delgados
34. Arab Strap
35. Vaselines
36. Associates
37. The Pastels
38. Eurythmics
39. Aereogramme
40. Blue Nile
41. Boards Of Canada
42. Rezillos
43. Incredible String Band
44. Cocteau Twins
45. Dogs Die In Hot Cars
46. Spare Snare
47. Average White Band
48. Lulu
49. Skids
50. Shamen

fletcher dexter, Thursday, 13 January 2005 21:18 (twenty-one years ago)

IN OTHER WORDS WHERE THE *HELL* ARE THE SHOP ASSISTANTS ?
AND WHY ARE THE MARY CHAIN ONLY AT #19 ?

fletcher dexter, Thursday, 13 January 2005 21:20 (twenty-one years ago)

hey! the 'gramme are in there!

above, er, the blue nile!

hoo, lists. dontcha love 'em?

grimly fiendish (grimlord), Thursday, 13 January 2005 21:21 (twenty-one years ago)

Is is true that this list was compiled by the List providing the 50 artists to start with and just getting their readers to vote for the order? If so, that makes the John Martyn omission doubly weird.

Alba (Alba), Thursday, 13 January 2005 21:50 (twenty-one years ago)

well, they did that wee booklet thingy a few issues back, and this is a spin-off from that. but aereogramme weren't actually listed in the list's own top 50, so ... i assume it was a free vote. i dunno, though.

grimly fiendish (grimlord), Thursday, 13 January 2005 21:58 (twenty-one years ago)

I thought that was the case, but looking at the List booklet there are several artists the public snubbed: Josef K, Bronski Beat, Frankie Miller, Love and Money (fair enough), John Martyn and Rod Stewart!
And the List snubbed Runrig and Fish. Those Marillion fans are well organised, eh?

stew, Thursday, 13 January 2005 22:01 (twenty-one years ago)

Ha - that doesn't surprise me. No doubt there's some menko Marillion website on the case, yes.

(and I speak as part of the menko internet team that helped to make B&S win the Brit award for best newcomer whenever it was and cause Pete Waterman to launch a fraud inquiry)

Alba (Alba), Thursday, 13 January 2005 22:03 (twenty-one years ago)

menko?

grimly fiendish (grimlord), Thursday, 13 January 2005 22:06 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh - is that not a word in common usage? I lose track. Err - think 'mentalist'.

Alba (Alba), Thursday, 13 January 2005 22:07 (twenty-one years ago)

heheh, ok. i googled and found a lot of stuff about japanese playing cards. which confused me rather.

grimly fiendish (grimlord), Thursday, 13 January 2005 22:09 (twenty-one years ago)

Belle & Seb and Idlewild fans are pretty well organised too, as Murdoch admitted himself. There's some Marillion fan on the jockrock board slagging off the "fashionistas" who ignore this truly independent and proudly Scottish artist. Rather a fashionista than a FISHONISTA! Arf!

stew, Thursday, 13 January 2005 22:46 (twenty-one years ago)

I am claiming some kind of smug superiority over other menkoists by being one of these B&S saddoes (though I realise this is, in itself, sad). I still hate how they have been treating B&S in the Scottish media as some kind of obscurists thing despite the fact they have won a Brit and this thing as a result of a vote. Is it really just a S*n*st*r voting massive?

ailsa (ailsa), Friday, 14 January 2005 00:22 (twenty-one years ago)

also, trash can sinatras are way better than their position indicates. and where are camera obscura?

ailsa (ailsa), Friday, 14 January 2005 00:23 (twenty-one years ago)

And who the hell voted for Dogs Die In Hot Cars? Above the Skids?

ailsa (ailsa), Friday, 14 January 2005 00:29 (twenty-one years ago)

again, no love for david scott and his pearlfishers. boo. surely they could have ditched the beta band.

keith m (keithmcl), Friday, 14 January 2005 02:05 (twenty-one years ago)

WHERE ARE TTF AND ULTRASONIC?

Respect the 90s musical heritage ffs. If this was a "songs played loud on car stereos in midlothian" poll Scott Brown would be at number 1.

Jacob (Jacob), Friday, 14 January 2005 07:47 (twenty-one years ago)

No Ivor Cutler. Bastards.

NickB (NickB), Friday, 14 January 2005 09:28 (twenty-one years ago)

Conclusive proof we in Scotland are SHITE! Idlewild?!!!!!!!!!!!!!???! What the fuck, who the fuck, why the fuck, where the fuck etc etc etc etc etc etc

Dadaismus (Dada), Friday, 14 January 2005 10:01 (twenty-one years ago)

I am claiming some kind of smug superiority over other menkoists by being one of these B&S saddoes (though I realise this is, in itself, sad). I still hate how they have been treating B&S in the Scottish media as some kind of obscurists thing despite the fact they have won a Brit and this thing as a result of a vote. Is it really just a S*n*st*r voting massive?
-- ailsa

Fair point. The Scotland Today report about the Brits on the B&S DVD is hilarious. "Previously unknown" or something. Reporting Scotland was even worse - they interviewed Murdoch, but they didn't actually feature any clips of the music! How are people supposed to judge if they're any good or not. Hmph! Then they cut to some Napier music students, who were making the worst kind of jazz-funk blandness that music students tend to make. The guitarist (stupid "punk" hair, ghastly open necked, multi-coloured shirt, large wooden crucifix) bemoaned the fact Wet Wet Wet weren't higher (they were four! That's already far too high!). They only counted down from 4, thinking the young folk will be going wtf if they show ALex Harvey. Fules!
The papers aren't too bad these days (Sunday Herald has raised the bar, despite the editorial obsession with Travis) but the TV news remains utterly clueless. It's not just with music, but arts as a whole. The arts correspondants probably know their stuff, but they're clearly told by their editors not to confuse people.

stew, Friday, 14 January 2005 11:23 (twenty-one years ago)

Who writes the Sunday Herald stuff?

KeithW (kmw), Friday, 14 January 2005 11:26 (twenty-one years ago)

See this Idlewild mob, do you know anyone who likes them?

Dadaismus (Dada), Friday, 14 January 2005 11:27 (twenty-one years ago)

My old flatmate claimed to like them a bit, but he's done that before when he's just generously giving them the benefit of the doubt. Apart from that, no.

KeithW (kmw), Friday, 14 January 2005 11:30 (twenty-one years ago)

xx-post: they used to have this *amazing* guy wrote some reviews for them. really handsome too. wonder what happened to him?

grimly fiendish (grimlord), Friday, 14 January 2005 11:40 (twenty-one years ago)

Hehe, well, I wasn't sure if it was you Simon... Is it Graeme V?

KeithW (kmw), Friday, 14 January 2005 11:42 (twenty-one years ago)

The arts correspondants probably know their stuff, but they're clearly told by their editors not to confuse people

you might think that. i couldn't possibly comment.

it's a very, very difficult issue and one i'm not going to get into on a public forum :0

the whole SH arts operation (graeme, andrew, leon) is superb ... but then i would say that, wouldn't i?

grimly fiendish (grimlord), Friday, 14 January 2005 11:44 (twenty-one years ago)

Leon? Is he a little guy with blond hair?

KeithW (kmw), Friday, 14 January 2005 11:44 (twenty-one years ago)

Sunday Herald's pop critic is Leon McDeormott, a lovely guy and damned good writer. Graeme Virtue is still there, but he doesn't write so much. He wouldn't claim to have Leon's expert knowledge, but he despises the Stereophonics, so he's a good chap. He also got me to do a feature on Tigerfest, so I managed to get Thomas Truax, Lucky Luke and Scatter in there.
It's not the writers or arts eds who are at fault, but the overall editors. As the Sunday Herald organised several charity gigs with Travis, it wouldn't do to slag em off. Although Leon gave Travis's greatest hits a good review he couldn't resist saying Flowers In The Window should have been tied in a sack and thrown in the Clyde at birth. The Sunday Herald has ran features on the Pastels, a big interview with Murdoch, and various other things in the past year and good on em, but I feel they could do more on live Scottish music though. Problem is they're simply not given the space thanks to the new redesign. Daily Record has ditched its live reviews section to save money on freelances. Not the music ed's fault - Rick was keen to review wee Scottish bands and weirder stuff (I reviewed Damo Suzuki for him!) - it's dem bloody bean counters. Grrr.

stew, Friday, 14 January 2005 11:46 (twenty-one years ago)

x-post: no, he's a tall-ish chap with a beard. lovely bloke, as stew says. but now you've got me thinking that i know another leon, who might well be a little guy with blond hair. who the fuck is he?

grimly fiendish (grimlord), Friday, 14 January 2005 12:06 (twenty-one years ago)

He used to go out with a friend of mine. I don't know what he does now. I used to get mistaken for him (by one guy); can you believe that? I don't look anything like Leon. Not to worry.

We used to have a Leon at work. Actually, his name wasn't Leon, but he was a genuine pig farmer.

KeithW (kmw), Friday, 14 January 2005 12:24 (twenty-one years ago)

yes. that was when you were working on a pig farm, remember?

grimly fiendish (grimlord), Friday, 14 January 2005 12:52 (twenty-one years ago)

I still think Talking Heads should have been in it

Dadaismus (Dada), Friday, 14 January 2005 12:56 (twenty-one years ago)

(x-post: apologies for unfunny parochial surrealism. i'll get back to work now.)

grimly fiendish (grimlord), Friday, 14 January 2005 12:56 (twenty-one years ago)

I still work on a pig farm.

Dadaismus, if you listen to Vic Galloway's program on air, which is available on the internet, the guy from the List explains the "logic" they used to come up with the list, i.e. why Snow Patrol are on there. Talking Heads entered my head at that point, but no mention. Basically, they just made it up as they went along, which is pretty much as I would have done; except, I wouldn't have had Wet Wet Wet on the list.

Vic was great and managed to slip in John Martyn, Karl Denver amongst others; people that weren't on the list.

Available until Monday:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/scotland/musicscotland/air/

KeithW (kmw), Friday, 14 January 2005 13:00 (twenty-one years ago)

I thought Snow Patrol were Irish? Not that I care much where they're from. But while we're at it, where are Thomas Leer and Robert Rental? Hollow laugh.

Dadaismus (Dada), Friday, 14 January 2005 13:04 (twenty-one years ago)

I wish this was just according to some Scotsman

Andrew Blood Thames (Andrew Thames), Friday, 14 January 2005 13:09 (twenty-one years ago)

Apparently the manager of Middle Of The Road wants to organise some sort of battle-of-the-bands type grudge match against B&S. Maybe throw in Lena Zavaroni to even out the numbers, that sort of thing.

NickB (NickB), Friday, 14 January 2005 13:17 (twenty-one years ago)

Eh!

Why? I fear Lena Zavaroni may not be able to take part.

KeithW (kmw), Friday, 14 January 2005 13:19 (twenty-one years ago)

'Throwing her in' might not be the the most tasteful option then? Hmmm, can they have Donovan instead?

NickB (NickB), Friday, 14 January 2005 13:23 (twenty-one years ago)

Good point... Donovan was missing from that list too.

I take it this Middle of the Road thing is just some sort of daft publicity stunt on their part.

There was a great news article in News of the World when B&S won a brit award about how Stuart was still working as a janitor, it was entitled "Chirpy Chirpy Sweep Sweep".

I had a single of "Tweedle Dee Tweedle Dum" when I was a kid.

KeithW (kmw), Friday, 14 January 2005 13:30 (twenty-one years ago)

Fuck! Fuck! Donovan's not even on the list!!!!!

Dadaismus (Dada), Friday, 14 January 2005 13:31 (twenty-one years ago)

Donovan, John Martyn, Bert Jansch - I'm noticing a distinct lack of even the most commerical of folkies. Hold on tho, the Incredible String Band are on it - is that because the Pastels and their cronies have discovered them at last?

Dadaismus (Dada), Friday, 14 January 2005 13:33 (twenty-one years ago)

Well, ISB have been enjoying a renaissance thanks to the Beta Band as much as anything.
Donovan and Martyn were in the List's 50, but not the Janschmeister.
Fear not, Is This Music? are planning a Best Scottish albums thingy which rights many of the wrongs. I'm covering Appendix Out/Alisdair Roberts and Bert Jansch.

stew, Friday, 14 January 2005 13:56 (twenty-one years ago)

Donovan and Martyn were in the List's 50, but not the Janschmeister

So like... first there was a mention, then there is no mention, then there is?

NickB (NickB), Friday, 14 January 2005 14:18 (twenty-one years ago)

Daily Record has ditched its live reviews section to save money on freelances. Not the music ed's fault - Rick was keen to review wee Scottish bands and weirder stuff

Well at least he has ditched them rather than write them himself, given his error-strewn front page article when Belle and Sebastian won their Brit.

ailsa (ailsa), Friday, 14 January 2005 22:49 (twenty-one years ago)

I knew it! From the jockrock board:

"Did you see Billy Sloan on Scotland Today? He bemoaned the lack of midge Ure then he said that he couldn't understand why Bis were there as they hadn't sold many records and Aereogramme are on the list and they've sold even less. Arf arf. I mean by those criteria Mr Blobby would be number one. (i have it on good authority that Mr Blooby is Scottish)"

For our non-Scottish readers, Billy Sloan is Scotland's self-styled greatest rock critic (he writes for the Daily Record and Sunday Mail), and a tireless champion of black denim sporting Caledonian bombast from Deacon Blue to Runrig. I saw him at Optimo watching Franz Ferdinand in summer 03. He didn't hang around for the dancing.
His slots on the news are hilarious. He once reviewed Ian Wright's single on Scotland Today saying, "He's a rapper, he's not a singer, but I think the young people will like it." Roffle.

stew, Friday, 14 January 2005 22:56 (twenty-one years ago)

In Australia we adopted scots such as ACDC and Men at work

akka dakkka, Saturday, 15 January 2005 01:30 (twenty-one years ago)

Didn't know Men at Work had Scottish roots...

KeithW (kmw), Saturday, 15 January 2005 10:46 (twenty-one years ago)

Yup. The singer did a one man music and anecdotes show at the Fringe last year. He still has a pretty Scottish accent, but I suppose he might have been playing it up for the telly.

As for AC/DC, Vic Galloway reckons they should be in. 3 of em born in Scotland. Bon Scott was born in Kirriemuir! But I suppose they've never really worked in SCotland, unlike Snow Patrol, who aren't going to be moving away from here. Still, the DC>>>>>>>>>>>>>Snow Patrol to infinity.

stew, Saturday, 15 January 2005 10:52 (twenty-one years ago)

No Donovan, no list. Get off the boat, get out here.

Bimble... (Bimble...), Saturday, 15 January 2005 11:15 (twenty-one years ago)

I suspect Vic wants AC/DC in because he likes them a lot... For what it's worth, I don't think they should be in, basically because I've always thought of AC/DC as being an Aussie band, much as I'd like to believe they were Scottish :) in as much as My Bloody Valentine aren't from New York and Talking Heads aren't from Dumbarton.

I'm unsure as to how Snow Patrol are considered a Scottish band. They might live here, but then the same is true of countless Scottish bands who moved to London, where the streets are paved with gold.

But yes, Snow Patrol shouldn't be mentioned in the same. Sentence as AC/DC.

I'll find it hard to ever think of Men at Work as Scottish, what with phrases like "Down Under" and "Vegemite Sandwich" etc. going round my head!

KeithW (kmw), Saturday, 15 January 2005 11:25 (twenty-one years ago)

I suppose it's the way Snow Patrol have identified themselves with Glasgow, working with local musos in the Reindeer Patrol, running club nights etc. I suppose that's what makes them different from Scots bands who've moved off to London for practical reasons. They're just another band in London, cos that's where the industry is. They don't really identify themselves with it.

Or is it simply a case of the Scottish media adopting the band as one of their own so they can get a piece of the action?

stew, Saturday, 15 January 2005 11:50 (twenty-one years ago)

I think it's OK to be Scottish, if you want. However, I'm not sure Snow Patrol do want. I think they said "We're not even Scottish!" at King Tut's. But maybe they were just shy. They played a cover of 'The State I Am In', apparently, which was nice. They're still rubbish, but then, who isn't?

Alba (Alba), Saturday, 15 January 2005 12:16 (twenty-one years ago)

Haha, they are rubbish yes. But now's the time to cash in and flog that Starfighter Pilot single! I've got a Karelia one too; that must be worth a packet right now!

KeithW (kmw), Saturday, 15 January 2005 12:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah, same here. I was slagging off Snow Patrol the other day and the mister was all "but you've got three of their singles". "but they were on Jeepster" wasn't cutting much ice with him. The only good thing ever about Snow Patrol was that I went to see them live and they were shit but it was how I found out about Camera Obscura who were supporting them.

Stuart Murdoch and Chris Geddes have just been on Off the Ball on Radio Scotland cashing in on their new-found fame, and have been treated with total indifference by the presenters, affecting silence whenever any of the callers praised Belle and Sebastian, assuming that anyone who knows anything about them is (a) a friend of the band or (b) a stalker, that sort of thing. It was a bit pointless.

ailsa (ailsa), Saturday, 15 January 2005 14:10 (twenty-one years ago)

I'd expect more of Stuart Cosgrove - he was a music journo once. But I suppose they think football fans aren't your stereotypical B&S fans. All these assumptions surrounding the Scottish public and Belle & Seb. I'm a Cuckoo was all over Radio 2, they attracted thousands to their free Botanics gig, they've got the biggest fanbase of any Scottish band worldwide. The meeja goes on about Franz breaking America, but don't praise Belle & Seb for doing the same on a more modest, but longer lasting, scale.
I feel a sociological analysis coming on...

stew, Saturday, 15 January 2005 14:42 (twenty-one years ago)

modest

and in that one word you encapsulate the entire problem. no need to look any further for your analysis. a modest, unassuming band with modest, unassuming fans. putting on my journalist's hat, i'd say the problem with that is you just can't make it interesting.

putting on my rock hat again, i'd say the problem with that is it just isn't interesting.

there's also a preciousness about B&S that really bugs me. they mooch about being all shuffly and self-deprecating (cf also the pastels), but then get incredibly pissy when people don't treat them like gods. at the leaving party for andrew jaspan, erstwhile editor of the aforementioned sunday herald, stuart and stevie were asked to play a couple of songs: andrew is a die-hard fan, and the sunday herald has done more than any other mainstream paper to support them.

they did one and a half numbers, then quit in a huff. the official reason was that the sound wasn't good enough, but it didn't bother the other band ... the impression everybody else in the room had was that the boys had taken the hump because we weren't paying attention.

now, i'm sorry: i was there to wish farewell to my former boss, not to listen to a band i don't even like very much. i certainly wasn't going to drop everything and stare agog while they strummety-strummed their way through a selection of mediocre indie anthems.

it's this attitude, this preciousness, this odd mixture of aloofness and shyness that really prevents me from liking them. that said: "the boy with the arab strap" (the album, not just the song) will always have a very special place in my heart.

grimly fiendish (grimlord), Saturday, 15 January 2005 15:08 (twenty-one years ago)

If by "modest, unassuming band" you mean they're a bunch of twats making music for twats to be twattish to, you're spot on there.

alext (alext), Saturday, 15 January 2005 15:17 (twenty-one years ago)

"To be twattish to"

How do you do that! In all honesty though, that's pretty small potatoes next to say, Elton John, who I love in places. Do you let people's behaviour put you off liking someone in general.

I bet OMD behave like twats sometimes!

KeithW (kmw), Saturday, 15 January 2005 15:28 (twenty-one years ago)

"I'd expect more of Stuart Cosgrove"

Why? His days of the NME were filled with his writing the most tedious tosh about "rockism" that make the people using the term on ILM seem reasonable and well balanced. He could write up a storm if he was covering Womack and Womack or other mid 80s mainstream American r'n'b but his ability to cover anything featuriing white people or guitars was abysmal.

Anyway, Scotland music then. Strange list, very little 60s stuff, Marmalade surely were pretty populat from the Scottish beat boom. Only Nazareth for 70s rock then, no Frankie Miller, Stone the Crows...

What is remembered from the punk / post punk era is odd too. No Josef K, Scars, Flowers, Positive Noise. C86 is odd too, The Pastels but no BMX Bandits?

Sandy Blair, Saturday, 15 January 2005 16:04 (twenty-one years ago)

that make the people using the term on ILM seem reasonable

I'll have to read this to believe it. You lot must have good memories. I remember the bloke, but can't remember anything about his writing.

I love Marmalade.

Hi Sandy.

KeithW (kmw), Saturday, 15 January 2005 16:12 (twenty-one years ago)

Well, I was about 2 or 3 when he wrote for the NME, so I don't know much about his writing other than that he was a soulboy, but I just meant that as a former music journo he wouldn't adopt the same "obscure indie types Belle & Sebastian" line of Scotland Today et al.
Still, he's my boss in a sense, so I'd best behave myself.

stew, Saturday, 15 January 2005 16:27 (twenty-one years ago)

stuart cosgrove is great was the first uk journo to write about detroit techno.he went over there before most people in the uk had even heard of it and interviewed may / saunderson / atkins. if i recall correctly, he also wrote the sleevnotes for the ten records 'techno - the sound of detroit' compilation.

stirmonster, Saturday, 15 January 2005 16:38 (twenty-one years ago)

stirmonster - my dislike for the 'bad' Stuart Cosgrove made my previous message give the wrong impression. When I say he can 'write up a storm' I really do mean that the guy can write terrific things about music. In the mid 80s nobody was covering what he was covering in the rock press, certainly it was due to him that sometime in the mid 80s an indie infested younger version of myself crept into 23 Precinct to buy some 'not rock music' - I can still remember what it was, a Kid and Play 12 incher... erm, OK so I still can't spot a winner.

My exasperation at dance music fans trotting out the rockism cliche is that as far as I'm concerned Cosgrove won the debate about 20 years ago, but hes an ungracious winner and it is no at all suprising that Cosgrove treats B&S with dismissive contempt.

sandy blair, Saturday, 15 January 2005 17:34 (twenty-one years ago)

i don't know wht my previous post says 'stuart cosgrove is great'! i certainly don't think that (must have changed what i was writing and forgotten to delete the word 'great' - a great big pillock?).

stirmonster, Saturday, 15 January 2005 17:37 (twenty-one years ago)

x post . i am equally exasperated by dance music fans and rock music fans trotting out cliches. it's funny that this board is called i love music. it should really be called i love a tiny wee sub genre of music. and sandy, will get that 'shouty song' to you today.

stirmonster, Saturday, 15 January 2005 17:40 (twenty-one years ago)

The board ought to change its name to I love slagging people off

KeithW (kmw), Saturday, 15 January 2005 17:46 (twenty-one years ago)

When I said I'd expect more of Stuart Cosgrove, I meant that as a top meeja bod, I'd have expected him to know stuff that is going on.

Actually I've just noticed that the post I wrote where I said that has been swallowed by the interweb. What I said, kind of, was that I'd expect tosspottery from Tam Cowan, as ignorance of anything going on outside Motherwell and the SPL is his schtick. Also I said maybe they are that shit to all their guests but I just never noticed as my hackles are instantly raised when people get lamped into B&S in a way that I don't usually get when Cosgrove and Cowan direct their ignorance and stupidity at the likes of Sandy Clark and Jimmy Calderwood. (Scottish football managers, for those following this thread that have no idea what this Off the Ball diversion is - it's a football show with occasional studio guests who have something to say about football. Murdoch once paid for a www.belleandsebastian.co.uk advertising hoarding behind the goal at Somerset Park, Ayr, therefore is on a par with Wet Wet Wet in terms of subsidising shitey wee teams).

ailsa (ailsa), Saturday, 15 January 2005 17:54 (twenty-one years ago)

In all honesty though, that's pretty small potatoes next to say, Elton John, who I love in places. Do you let people's behaviour put you off liking someone in general.

it's not just about that incident, though. it's about the weird B&S dichotomy: on the one hand they're this strangely unassuming band, on the other they seem to think they've got an automatic right to be loved. i just don't get it. to be honest, i think i'd like them a lot more if they had some balls about them (which sir elt most certainly does). i'd have been a lot more impressed if they'd actually kicked the fuck off at us at the SH party and called us all cocks; as it was, they just looked like huffy teenagers.

and god yes, OMD could be right wankers from what i've heard ;0

grimly fiendish (grimlord), Saturday, 15 January 2005 20:16 (twenty-one years ago)

No Josef K, no list. Get off the boat, get out here.

Bimble... (Bimble...), Saturday, 15 January 2005 21:39 (twenty-one years ago)

On vaguely the same wavelength:
You can now vote on the 100 Best Irish Albums evah
You can vote here

The poll offers three categories: Irish, International and "General"

Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Thursday, 20 January 2005 17:59 (twenty-one years ago)

two months pass...
The awful upshot

Alba (Alba), Friday, 8 April 2005 15:04 (twenty years ago)

oh dear god

DAMIEN RICE

Masked Gazza, Friday, 8 April 2005 15:16 (twenty years ago)

www.isthismusic.com

A public vote for the top 100 Scottish albums. The writers got to choose last issue and now we've got the punters' choice. I think there has been some organised voting - Peeps Into Fairyland at number 8?! Wtf?
Teenage Fanclub's Grand Prix no1, Franz at no2, while the writers list wasn't numbered.

Stew (stew s), Friday, 8 April 2005 15:29 (twenty years ago)

one year passes...
Re: The Shop Assistants: "The departure of vocalist Alex Taylor in 1987 proved their undoing."

No it didn't. They put out fine singles through 1990.

Pete Scholtes, Thursday, 29 March 2007 15:27 (eighteen years ago)

I disagree but whatever..

everything, Thursday, 29 March 2007 16:23 (eighteen years ago)

..cos when she left it WAS their undoing and when they got back together again with that weird Meat Whiplash line-up no-one cared anymore. Maybe the singles were fine though. Can't remember.

everything, Thursday, 29 March 2007 20:29 (eighteen years ago)

http://youtube.com/watch?v=wU9fZkXHqns

dan, Thursday, 29 March 2007 22:30 (eighteen years ago)

What, no Corries?

christoff, Thursday, 29 March 2007 23:55 (eighteen years ago)

Hmmm, I got into the Shop Assistants late, anyway, so by the time I caught up, "The Big E Power" and "Here It Comes" were new. I was never clear where one singer left off and the next began anyway; I hear both on Will Anything Happen, and really like the less trained-sounding one that apparently took over. A two-disc set of everything they ever put out would settle the matter.

Pete Scholtes, Friday, 30 March 2007 03:00 (eighteen years ago)

Blimey I was being grumpy on this thread!

byebyepride, Friday, 30 March 2007 07:26 (eighteen years ago)


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