This thread was going to be about something that I thought would engender fiery and intelligent debate...

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...or at least a handful of dick jokes, but it's so flat out DULL that any discussion of it is probably beyond redundant.

Anyway, here's a link to that subject anyway:

http://www.rollingstone.com/features/coverstory/featuregen.asp?pid=2125

Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Friday, 21 November 2003 07:06 (twenty-one years ago)

Instead, feel free to talk all about gult and Geir and how much you love/hate each other.

@d@ml (nordicskilla), Friday, 21 November 2003 07:07 (twenty-one years ago)

"guilt"

@d@ml (nordicskilla), Friday, 21 November 2003 07:08 (twenty-one years ago)

Pie.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 21 November 2003 07:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Apple

Matt Helgeson (Matt Helgeson), Friday, 21 November 2003 07:23 (twenty-one years ago)

taco

rgeary (rgeary), Friday, 21 November 2003 07:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Bell

Matt Helgeson (Matt Helgeson), Friday, 21 November 2003 07:31 (twenty-one years ago)

hooks

disco donut (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 21 November 2003 07:33 (twenty-one years ago)

fish

@d@ml (nordicskilla), Friday, 21 November 2003 07:34 (twenty-one years ago)

bait

Matt Helgeson (Matt Helgeson), Friday, 21 November 2003 07:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Switch

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 21 November 2003 07:36 (twenty-one years ago)

hickory

Matt Helgeson (Matt Helgeson), Friday, 21 November 2003 07:36 (twenty-one years ago)

dickory

disco donut (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 21 November 2003 07:37 (twenty-one years ago)

The top 100 or so are so predictable, it's stupid. But the list becomes interesting if you winnow it down to, say, the best of 1990-present. (Of course, I'm always fascinated by how the canon operates; no better way to observe that than to look at the newly canonized.)

17. Nevermind, Nirvana
62. Achtung Baby, U2
110. The Bends, Radiohead
133. Ready to Die, The Notorious B.I.G.
134. Slanted and Enchanted, Pavement

137. The Chronic, Dr. Dre
139. All That You Can't Leave Behind, U2
154. The Low End Theory, A Tribe Called Quest
162. OK Computer, Radiohead
193. Dookie, Green Day

200. The Downward Spiral, Nine Inch Nails
207. Ten, Pearl Jam
210. Crooked Rain, Crooked Rain, Pavement
219. Loveless, My Bloody Valentine
247. Automatic for the People, R.E.M.

248. Reasonable Doubt, Jay-Z
252. Metallica, Metallica
256. The Velvet Rope, Janet Jackson
260. Buena Vista Social Club , Buena Vista Social Club
273. The Slim Shady LP, Eminem

jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 21 November 2003 07:43 (twenty-one years ago)

foreskin

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Friday, 21 November 2003 07:44 (twenty-one years ago)

and seven years ago

disco donut (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 21 November 2003 07:47 (twenty-one years ago)

(Haha, but I want to have this conversation!)

jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 21 November 2003 07:50 (twenty-one years ago)

we and our foreskins' forefathers

M Matos (M Matos), Friday, 21 November 2003 07:51 (twenty-one years ago)

swear to uphold and defend

rgeary (rgeary), Friday, 21 November 2003 07:59 (twenty-one years ago)

ant is found guilty for first degree

M Matos (M Matos), Friday, 21 November 2003 08:01 (twenty-one years ago)

(I own 290 of them)

M Matos (M Matos), Friday, 21 November 2003 08:03 (twenty-one years ago)

(and that is the saddest fucking piece of shit list of its kind I think I have ever seen in my LIFE. what the fuck are they putting best-ofs, box sets, and regular albums by the SAME PEOPLE OVER AND OVER AGAIN on it for?!)

M Matos (M Matos), Friday, 21 November 2003 08:05 (twenty-one years ago)

(please stop me from turning this into another fucking list thread, PLEASE.)

M Matos (M Matos), Friday, 21 November 2003 08:06 (twenty-one years ago)

analingus

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Friday, 21 November 2003 08:06 (twenty-one years ago)

(Alex in SF you're my hero)

M Matos (M Matos), Friday, 21 November 2003 08:08 (twenty-one years ago)

*bows*

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Friday, 21 November 2003 08:13 (twenty-one years ago)

*arrows*

typo acapulco (gcannon), Friday, 21 November 2003 08:15 (twenty-one years ago)

*pointing*

rgeary (rgeary), Friday, 21 November 2003 08:23 (twenty-one years ago)

*crotchward*

rgeary (rgeary), Friday, 21 November 2003 08:23 (twenty-one years ago)

(I was wondering the same thing, Matos)

oops (Oops), Friday, 21 November 2003 08:24 (twenty-one years ago)

(108. Not too hot. I miss the one album per act rule, actually)

Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Friday, 21 November 2003 08:34 (twenty-one years ago)

(Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band is the most important rock & roll album ever made, an unsurpassed adventure in concept, sound, songwriting, cover art and studio technology by the greatest rock & roll group of all time.)

Sarah Pedal (call mr. lee), Friday, 21 November 2003 08:39 (twenty-one years ago)

The Baby Boomers are the most important generation ever made, an unsurpassed adventure in concept, sound, whining, s

oh i can't even be bothered

rgeary (rgeary), Friday, 21 November 2003 08:51 (twenty-one years ago)

to

gaz (gaz), Friday, 21 November 2003 09:31 (twenty-one years ago)

Is this a new list?

Billy Dods (Billy Dods), Friday, 21 November 2003 09:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Yes it's new.

Nice to see Trout mask in there.

'part from that

"No alarms and no surprises..."

mark grout (mark grout), Friday, 21 November 2003 09:52 (twenty-one years ago)

I love you, but I HATE your Geir Guilt!!!

man, Friday, 21 November 2003 09:57 (twenty-one years ago)

Sir John Geir Guilt.

dave225 (Dave225), Friday, 21 November 2003 12:46 (twenty-one years ago)

What the list proves is that rock history has come to the point where you can expand a rocklist to several hundred albums and it will still be predictable. (IIRC, you can't say that about the '77 Gambiccini list.)

Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Friday, 21 November 2003 12:53 (twenty-one years ago)

I can't wait for Channel 4 to do a "Top 10 Worst List Shows"!!!!!!!

Old Fart!!! (oldfart_sd), Friday, 21 November 2003 12:55 (twenty-one years ago)

28 albums by black artists in the top 100 (not counting the racially-mixed Phil Spector box), with Prince, JB, Stevie, Sly and Hendrix listed more than once. Marvin Gaye's hippie-with-strings platitudefest once more anointed as prime exemplar of how to uplift the race. When oh when will African-Americans learn to make as good music as us white folk? I mean, if you're including boxes and best-ofs, don't you start with Star Time, move on to The Great 28, and include the Beatles as token whiteys maybe sometime in the teens, if they're lucky?

Keith Harris (kharris1128), Friday, 21 November 2003 13:04 (twenty-one years ago)

Agree with Keith. There's something Q-like about this list.

Pete S, Friday, 21 November 2003 13:11 (twenty-one years ago)

http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/1265000/images/_1268342_aherne_merton150.jpg

"lets have a heated debate"

jed (jed_e_3), Friday, 21 November 2003 13:11 (twenty-one years ago)

When oh when will African-Americans learn to make as good music as us white folk?

Hint: Rolling Stone is just a magazine. It's not a societal doctrine. It has a mostly-white distribution and staff. That's what you'll get. Latin Beat probably doesn't have much Asian music in it.

dave225 (Dave225), Friday, 21 November 2003 13:19 (twenty-one years ago)

There's a lot of good music on this list, come on on now folks, even if it is familiar.

Rockist Scientist, Friday, 21 November 2003 13:23 (twenty-one years ago)

Wellies

Lynskey (Lynskey), Friday, 21 November 2003 13:24 (twenty-one years ago)

It's a good list if you just assume that Michael Jackson or Phil Spector are responsible for every title. My favourites from the Top 100:

2. Pet Sounds, Michael Jackson
3. Revolver, Phil Spector
5. Rubber Soul, Michael Jackson
6. What's Going On, Michael Jackson
9. Blonde on Blonde, Phil Spector
10. The Beatles ("The White Album"), Michael Jackson
11. The Sun Sessions, Michael Jackson
13. Velvet Underground and Nico, Phil Spector
15. Are You Experienced?, Michael Jackson
16. Blood on the Tracks, Phil Spector
18. Born to Run, Michael Jackson
20. Thriller, Michael Jackson
25. Rumours, Michael Jackson
28. Who's Next, Michael Jackson
31. Bringing It All Back Home, Phil Spector
32. Let It Bleed, Phil Spector
34. Music From Big Pink, Michael Jackson
36. Tapestry, Phil Spector
37. Hotel California, Michael Jackson
39. Please Please Me, Michael Jackson
42. The Doors, Michael Jackson
43. The Dark Side of the Moon, Phil Spector
44. Horses, Michael Jackson
46. Legend, Michael Jackson
47. A Love Supreme, Phil Spector
48. It Takes a Nation of Millions to Hold Us Back, Michael Jackson
50. Here's Little Richard, Michael Jackson
51. Bridge Over Troubled Waters, Michael Jackson
54. Electric Ladyland, Phil Spector
55. Elvis Presley, Michael Jackson
57. Beggars Banquet, Michael Jackson
60. Greatest Hits, Phil Spector
61. Appetite for Destruction, Michael Jackson
63. Sticky Fingers, Michael Jackson
65. Moondance, Michael Jackson
67. The Stranger, Michael Jackson
68. Off the Wall, Michael Jackson
76. Imagine, Michael Jackson
77. The Clash, Phil Spector
78. Harvest, Michael Jackson
81. Graceland, Michael Jackson
82. Axis: Bold as Love, Phil Spector
83. I Never Loved a Man the Way I Love You, Michael Jackson
86. Let It Be, Phil Spector
87. The Wall, Phil Spector
88. At Folsom Prison, Phil Spector
90. Talking Book, Michael Jackson
91. Goodbye Yellow Brick Road, Michael Jackson
92. 20 Golden Greats, Michael Jackson
94. Bitches Brew, Phil Spector
96. Tommy, Michael Jackson
98. This Year's Model, Phil Spector
100. In the Wee Small Hours, Michael Jackson

s woods, Friday, 21 November 2003 14:09 (twenty-one years ago)

Wee

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 21 November 2003 14:16 (twenty-one years ago)

Twatscum

Lynskey (Lynskey), Friday, 21 November 2003 14:20 (twenty-one years ago)

"Rolling Stone is just a magazine. It's not a societal doctrine."

RS's 1987 best album list changed my life--I went out and bought a new one or two of those records every week for over a year. And it skewed my ideas of what an album was, particularly with regards to race. If you're a not-particularly-hip music fan, RS has a huge influence. And as such has a responsibility to society, whether they accept that or not.

"It has a mostly-white distribution and staff."

Meaning? Their audience shouldn't be surprised by ANY of the choices? Then they should have called it "The Top 500 Records You Already Own." Your survey of music should be skewed to meet your audience's supposed notions race & artistry?

Besides all the staffers I know have better taste than this list would lead you to believe, especially when it comes to "black" music.

"Latin Beat probably doesn't have much Asian music in it."

But again Latin Beat doesn't pretend to present a comprensive overall view of musical history. If you're going to say that the Eagles have made a greater contribution to music than Al Green, Prince, Muddy Waters, Otis Redding and Aretha Fucking Franklin then why not just leave them off the list and stick with "What's Goin' On" and "Thriller."

Keith Harris (kharris1128), Friday, 21 November 2003 15:51 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh, and the Cool List they published was-it-last-year? was way more idiosyncratic and fun and informative.

Keith Harris (kharris1128), Friday, 21 November 2003 15:54 (twenty-one years ago)

28% of the top 100 = proportionate to US black population x 2

Sonny A. (Keiko), Friday, 21 November 2003 16:11 (twenty-one years ago)

Not proportionate to African-American contribution to music, of course, but pretty good for rolling stone, the the reasons Dave has given

Sonny A. (Keiko), Friday, 21 November 2003 16:12 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't read Rolling Stone. Did it stop being primarily rock oriented?

Rockist Scientist (rockistscientist), Friday, 21 November 2003 16:22 (twenty-one years ago)

If you're going to say that the Eagles have made a greater contribution to music than Al Green, Prince, Muddy Waters, Otis Redding and Aretha Fucking Franklin then why not just leave them off the list and stick with "What's Goin' On" and "Thriller."

It has more to do with what's appealing to the readers. It's compleely subjective. A Glenn Miller fan isn't going to admit that Jimi Hendrix is a better musician.. It's not because he's racist - he has a different point of view and likes a different style of music.

dave225 (Dave225), Friday, 21 November 2003 16:23 (twenty-one years ago)

Fuck that. Star Time #1. America Eats Its Young #1. Sgt. Peppers, hock-ptui!

nate detritus (natedetritus), Friday, 21 November 2003 16:34 (twenty-one years ago)

(I just wanted to rep Iron Shiek style. Talk amongst yourselves.)

nate detritus (natedetritus), Friday, 21 November 2003 16:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Why should predictability be a negative, when a list is supposed to represent some sort of consensus?

Rockist Scientist (rockistscientist), Friday, 21 November 2003 16:53 (twenty-one years ago)

Pissbubbles.

Lynskey (Lynskey), Friday, 21 November 2003 16:57 (twenty-one years ago)

Appealing to the readers = reinforcing status quo definition of what's valued in popular music. I know because I was on the receiving end of that reinforcement until my early twenties, and like classic rock radio, Rolling Stone is an aesthetically reactionary institution.

I've got no problem with consensus (OK, I have some problems, but let's set those aside), but whose consensus are we talking about here? How is it reached?

"28% of the top 100 = proportionate to US black population x 2
Not proportionate to African-American contribution to music, of course, but pretty good for rolling stone, the the reasons Dave has given." This seems beside the point, unless you're approaching this list purely from a marketing angle. Which maybe RS is, which makes the list all the more despicable.

And I like Sgt. Pepper's. I don't even have a problem with it being #1. But nothing in that dreadful description corresponds to the record that I've heard. The whole point of the album is to tweak conventional notions of greatness and importance--including the notion of THE BEATLES. Of course to acknowledge that would be to undermine Rolling Stone's entire worldview.

I know it's stupid to get worked up about Rolling Stone, but these lists do have an effect, and I reserve the right to get pissed off about the further embalming of rock history.

Keith Harris (kharris1128), Friday, 21 November 2003 17:21 (twenty-one years ago)

Back to my original point. It's just a magazine. It isn't the gospel.

dave225 (Dave225), Friday, 21 November 2003 17:38 (twenty-one years ago)

IIRC, you can't say that about the '77 Gambiccini list
actually, i thought this new list was the Gambaccini list based on the Top 100!

But if you want to properly compare and contrast:
http://www.xs4all.nl/~fsgroen/Top100's/1978PaulGambaccini.html

zebedee (zebedee), Friday, 21 November 2003 18:01 (twenty-one years ago)

I wonder what a Pazz Jop all time list would look like?

Not That Chuck, Friday, 21 November 2003 18:13 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't have much sympathy for the common (not universal) ILM tendency to complain about "best albums" lists which have all the usual suspects on them, because I think that if you are honestly making a best albums list, it should be okay to list albums that are widely agreed on. Admitedly, that can make for boring lists, but why does a "best albums" list have to be exciting? "Let's leave Bach, Beethoven, and Mozart off the best classical composers list. It will be more provocative that way." That, to me, would be bad journalism.

What's wrong with being asethetically reactionary? That seems like a form of name-calling designed to get people to change their taste.

Rockist Scientist (rockistscientist), Friday, 21 November 2003 18:24 (twenty-one years ago)

I read the Sgt. Pepper article and thought it was horrible, incidentally.

Rockist Scientist (rockistscientist), Friday, 21 November 2003 18:25 (twenty-one years ago)

But it's not that whoever made this list doesn't like black music, it's that they just don't think most of it is as good as rock made by white people. At least that's how it seems by placing (what are generally regarded w/in the hip hop community as) the best hip hop albums way down the list. "Hip hop is great. We at Rolling Stone are so down with it. We just think there are 120 albums that are better than the 2 best hip hop albums"

oops (Oops), Friday, 21 November 2003 18:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Does anyone even read Rolling Stone anymore? "Ohh lookit a cover story on Jessica Simpson, edgy shite."

I'll agree with that Strausbaugh fellow in that Rolling Stone really never have any cajones, it was always about what was in the spotlight at the moment. Plus their movie reviewer is quite literally the worst on the planet...

Gear! (Gear!), Friday, 21 November 2003 18:32 (twenty-one years ago)

May I take this opportunity to propose that we forgo the interminable end of year list threads this year? Oh okay, we can have one or two. Are we going to do the ILX list again?

list h@t@ (nordicskilla), Friday, 21 November 2003 18:34 (twenty-one years ago)

The word "reactionary" always bothers me, because I'm not sure it really adds anything to the fact that you disagree with someone.

Most people who use it aren't in favor of embracing all change that is possible* (whatever that would even mean), so normally it just means "opposed to changes that I consider good."


*E.g., plenty of political progressives are opposed to various hi-tech agriculture practices.

Rockist Scientist (rockistscientist), Friday, 21 November 2003 18:37 (twenty-one years ago)

aesthetically reactionary /= liking music from three decades ago

aesthetically reactionary = insisting repeatedly that no music could EVER be as good as the music made (primarily by white people) three decades ago as a way of reinforcing that belief among thousands of subscribers/listeners who weren't alive three decades ago

Why should a "best albums" list necessarily collect "widely agreed on" albums? Shouldn't it collect the "best albums"? Obviously, that list should be agreed on by more than one person, but how wide do you have to spread the net? If a list just collects what we already know, then why bother?

Again, I like Sergeant Pepper, but tell me why it's good, rather than simply lobbing synonyms for great and timeless at me every ten years. Make it fight for the top slot. The album they describe sounds like a dried out piece of shit. If that's the consensus opinion, than the consensus is a ass.

Keith Harris (kharris1128), Friday, 21 November 2003 18:39 (twenty-one years ago)

If Sgt Pepper's the best album ever made, we're in a world of hurt. And bad music.

Gear! (Gear!), Friday, 21 November 2003 18:49 (twenty-one years ago)

Also, I don't think "reactionary" is a term that takes in anybody who resists any sort of change. The term has a pretty established political meaning, doesn't it?

Keith Harris (kharris1128), Friday, 21 November 2003 18:50 (twenty-one years ago)

May I take this opportunity to propose that we forgo the interminable end of year list threads this year?

:( I've been so looking forward to them, though! Although I will say that we have been strangely silent on end-of-year bizness, seeing as it's late November already.

jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 21 November 2003 18:50 (twenty-one years ago)

I wasn't saying that such a list should necessarily collect "widely agreed on" albums, just that there's no reason it should necessarily exclude them; and that it shouldn't come as surprise that albums that are widely admired are widely admired (and thus turn up on such lists).

*

x-post: I don't see exactly how the political meaning fits with "aesthetically reactionary."

Rockist Scientist (rockistscientist), Friday, 21 November 2003 18:57 (twenty-one years ago)

"Aesthetically reactionary"--not that wedded to the term, just what came to mind, so I'm willing to use other words. But the practice is a drag.

I'm not surprised consensus faves wind up on these lists, just disappointed, because one of the reason they're so widely agreed upon is because Rolling Stone keeps ramming their greatness down our throats.

"Does anyone even read Rolling Stone anymore?

Depends who you mean by "anyone." Nobody cool or edgy maybe, but I bet still plenty of seventeen-year-old music fans who've only been exposed to the mainstream but are suckered in by these kinds of lists.

Listmaking in mainstream magazines is a cultural practice, and has effects on what people value. That's kind of an important thing, isn't it?

Keith Harris (kharris1128), Friday, 21 November 2003 19:12 (twenty-one years ago)

Did anyone else notice that Billy Joel's The Stranger was like # 67?

Is this even the consensus best Billy Joel record? Is this a typo? WTF?

Between this list and Traffic being inducted into the Rock-and-Roll Hall of Fame, this week is off the scale in terms of Unintentional Comedy.

Hey Keith -- that 1987 list was also essential to the formation of my musical obsessiveness -- I was in junior high and made regular pilgrimages to the public library to look for all those records, but what's both funny and sad is that this is almost the exact same list.

chris herrington (chris herrington), Friday, 21 November 2003 19:17 (twenty-one years ago)

I just made the mistake of reading a page of the RS message board about this list. Someone please kill me.

jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 21 November 2003 19:25 (twenty-one years ago)

keith I'm not even going to bother reading what you've written, but my advice is to stop giving a shit! Rolling stone is not anymore racist than the culture it comes from, why are you so concerned about this? Making a difference doesn't start with bitching about magazines for white people

Sonny A. (Keiko), Friday, 21 November 2003 19:26 (twenty-one years ago)

I just made the mistake of reading a page of the RS message board about this list. Someone please kill me.

Yeah, I did the same. Come back ILM, all is forgiven.

@d@ml (nordicskilla), Friday, 21 November 2003 19:27 (twenty-one years ago)

How does a list have "effects on what people value"? Why do you assume the majority of readers are going to agree with the list, or "receive" it like some kind of pedagogical exercise? As opposed to, you know, disagreeing, throwing the magazine down in disgust, etc. Sort of like what's happening on this thread. I think you place too much emphasis on the regard given to critics in the public mind. The whole point of lists is to engender argument/would-be-"controversy" about them (well actually the point is to sell more magazines), and Rolling Stone knows that better than anyone.

Anyway, no one's commenting on the preponderance of Y chromosomes! We have to wait until Joni checks in at #30 for a little gender equality (females comprise more than 50% of the population; didn't I read that somewhere). Funny though, it took me until #36 to encounter a record I don't own - also the second female entry..

Broheems (diamond), Friday, 21 November 2003 19:29 (twenty-one years ago)

The Nylon Curtain wuz robbed! (that's got his nervous ninny casio punk Pressure on it and the epic Allentown)

(close circuit to chris: why don't you just ask Jim Scott?)

I also remember that list....wasn't the Sex Pistol #2 with the big picture of them sticking drinking straws in their ears, Television, on that? I remember reading those and the modern lovers one and being so intrigued...I think I may still have the mag in the

Matt Helgeson (Matt Helgeson), Friday, 21 November 2003 19:30 (twenty-one years ago)

Also, why the hell shouldn't Traffic be in the Rock N' Roll Hall of Fame?

Broheems (diamond), Friday, 21 November 2003 19:31 (twenty-one years ago)

Chris--Sometimes I think we are the same person.
Dolan and Matos are also both on the record as having been corrupted by that list. Actually, there are a lot of really good records there--and on this list too--but the focus is misleading. Like oops said, "We just think there are 120 albums that are better than the 2 best hip hop albums."
Besides it made me listen to too many Elvis C and Richard Thompson and Graham Parker records, so by the time I could pick up a guitar all I could think to do was write nasty wordy songs about how evil women were.
Speaking of which, yeah Broheems, six women in the top 100 (again, not counting the Phil Spector box, and seven if you count Stevie and Christine separately).

Keith Harris (kharris1128), Friday, 21 November 2003 19:32 (twenty-one years ago)

I know Broheems, and advertising doesn't work either. Check out the new Zagat's Guide to Music and see rarely the people polled disagree with what's been handed down by Rolling Stone. Sure it's a two way street, and sure lists create controversy, but over the long run they also reinforce the canon.

Keith Harris (kharris1128), Friday, 21 November 2003 19:36 (twenty-one years ago)

it isn't just like this is the same list, it's the same list metastasized--they're not satisfied with just putting The Usual Suspects on it, they have to include Every Conceivable Example of the Usual Suspects. Doesn't it sort of defeat the purpose to put both Back to Mono, which contains within its overpriced self the Spector Xmas LP, and the Spector Xmas LP? Or Dreams to Remember AND a fistful of Otis Redding albums?

xpost: what Keith said about the '87 list.

M Matos (M Matos), Friday, 21 November 2003 19:38 (twenty-one years ago)

Since nearly half of the records on the list seem to be from British artists, I thought it would be appropriate to include the black demographic from Britain as well:

All persons Great Britain 2001
White British 89
Other White 3
Mixed background 1
Indian 2
Other Asian background 3
Black Caribbean 1
Black African 1
Other ethnic group 1

Source:http://www.statistics.gov.uk/StatBase/ssdataset.asp?vlnk=5345&Pos=1&ColRank=2&Rank=224

So 28/100 doesn't seem all that racist to me. Although the claim of racism seems Americentric and guilt-laden.

dave225 (Dave225), Friday, 21 November 2003 19:39 (twenty-one years ago)

but what's both funny and sad is that this is almost the exact same list.

I'm curious about this expectation for change, especially since I think it's more pronounced w/r/t rock lists than with anything else. Why exactly should this new list be different from the 1987 list? I think it probably should, but is it: To account for 16 years of new albums that are possibly just as good as the old ones on the list? To correct limitations of the old list with the benefit of hindsight? Or just to "shake it up"?

jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 21 November 2003 19:41 (twenty-one years ago)

I mean, the RS '87 Top 100 changed my life, then the Dave Marsh 1001 singles book changed it again, then the Christgau '80s (then '70s) book changed it one more time. it keeps going--the Generation Ecstacy discography not only was the first place my rave/post-rave favorites ever got much/any love (outside the odd top-100-tracks list in Muzik or suchlike), then the Ego Trip rap lists book, with its mouthwatering singles lists...you get the idea. This stuff happens ALL THE TIME for me and while I'm obviously a totally obsessive geek about this stuff I'm not the only one.

dave225's insistence that population data has the first fucking thing to do with what/how popular music is made is hallucinatorily stupid.

M Matos (M Matos), Friday, 21 November 2003 19:42 (twenty-one years ago)

cut that "not only," thanks

M Matos (M Matos), Friday, 21 November 2003 19:43 (twenty-one years ago)

How many black British artists can you name that should be on the list? - is my point. dick.

dave225 (Dave225), Friday, 21 November 2003 19:45 (twenty-one years ago)

fine, I'm a dick. your point is still moot.

M Matos (M Matos), Friday, 21 November 2003 19:46 (twenty-one years ago)

So zero, then?

dave225 (Dave225), Friday, 21 November 2003 19:48 (twenty-one years ago)

I know a lot of you don't think this stuff matters, but I think Keith is so OTM about these lists both reinforcing tastes and discouraging people from exploring other things (look at that AFI film list for instance), especially in regard to the generational politics involved and its impact on people who are interested in music but not to the level of the posters on this board.

Just for an anecdotal example -- I participate in a local pub quiz every week where the patrons are half baby boomers and half 20/30-somethings (I'm 29). Almost all the music questions that get asked are baby-boomer/Rolling Stone/classic-rock stuff (at least half about the Beatles), which everyone is expected to know and appreciate (and everyone does). On the rare occassions when something gets asked about music from the past 20-years that isn't U2 or Nirvana, people get agitated, even the youngsters, who agree that music from their own generation can't compare to Beatles/Dylan/Stones -- and they believe this in part, I think, precisely because lists like this reinforce that notion. It's a drag.

(Matt -- Ha! That guy's the reason I don't wear sweaters anymore!)

chris herrington (chris herrington), Friday, 21 November 2003 19:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Dave--"Racist" is your word, not mine. If standing up for Aretha Franklin makes me Americentrist, oh well. Saying that anyone who thinks a lot of black people have made better music than the Eagles is "guilt-laden" is just puzzling.

And Sonny, it's not like I stay up all night worrying about Jann Wenner's taste in Billy Joel records. I just figured that since, you know, this is a board where we talk about music, taking a look at the racial make-up of a list in the world's best-selling music(-related) mag which purports to collect the Greatest Albums Ever might be something we could talk about.

Keith Harris (kharris1128), Friday, 21 November 2003 19:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Looks like we're getting closer to the dick jokes, at least

Keith Harris (kharris1128), Friday, 21 November 2003 19:51 (twenty-one years ago)

Dave: no, I'd put a Hot Chocolate best-of on that list--they count. at least that one, then. probably more if I thought about it. but that really isn't the point--the point is that black Americans have made a disproportionate contribution to pop music, whatever their actual population numbers.

M Matos (M Matos), Friday, 21 November 2003 19:51 (twenty-one years ago)

or, let's try this: how many African (as in the continent) artists should be on a list like that? I can think of a dozen African records, easy (lotsa comps, several single-artist discs). how much of the world's population is made up of continental Africans?

M Matos (M Matos), Friday, 21 November 2003 19:55 (twenty-one years ago)

Pointing out the race of the list entries was something you started.
"When oh when will African-Americans learn to make as good music as us white folk?"


Matos - I'm talking about British artists - since they make up half of the list. That means that 28/50 american artists were black. (Using Keith's numbers - I didn't actually count them.)

Keith - for what it's worth, I actually agree with you on the whole ancient canon bullshit.. Just not the distinction between black & white artists.

dave225 (Dave225), Friday, 21 November 2003 19:55 (twenty-one years ago)

'52nd St' > 'Stranger', 'Alive' & 'Rock and Roll Over' > 'Destroyer' (where's 'Killer' and 'Shout at the Devil' then?), nice to see 'Superunknown' and 'Tres Hombres' on there, but the list is still worthless. That many albums, it just seems like the inventory of the HMV post-Xmas sale, what's the point. Also, who still owns 'Tapestry'!!!!?

dave q, Friday, 21 November 2003 19:56 (twenty-one years ago)

78. Harvest, Neil Young

79. Star Time, James Brown


Ha!

chris herrington (chris herrington), Friday, 21 November 2003 19:59 (twenty-one years ago)

the idea that the collected works of the most entertaining and most important non-jazz popular musician of the 20th century is bested by 78 other records (including fucking Harvest, which even the guy who recently wrote a book about it concedes is somewhere in the middle, quality-wise, of its makers' own works) tells you everything you need to know about how RS has historically and apparently continues to think about...Jesus, everything

M Matos (M Matos), Friday, 21 November 2003 20:01 (twenty-one years ago)

But Dave, "Pointing out the race of the list entries" /= using the word "racist," which I took pains avoided because it seems to imply the list is deliberately exclusionary. (Rather than just rooted in lame assumptions that lead to overvaluing, um, Harvest).

I am going to listen to Sgt Pepper's this afternoon for the first time in at least a decade and see if I can enjoy it despite Rolling Stone's efforts to defun it for me.

Keith Harris (kharris1128), Friday, 21 November 2003 20:01 (twenty-one years ago)

"the distinction between black & white artists" = "a middling Neil Young record is better than the James Brown box set"

M Matos (M Matos), Friday, 21 November 2003 20:02 (twenty-one years ago)

Aw, I like Tapestry.

Keith Harris (kharris1128), Friday, 21 November 2003 20:03 (twenty-one years ago)

who still owns 'Tapestry'!!!!?

[raises hand]

M Matos (M Matos), Friday, 21 November 2003 20:04 (twenty-one years ago)

Also the attempt at 80s tokenism is pathetic! 'TOUCH'!? The only 'top 500' status that one has is '500 copies in your local junkshop'! I hope they meant 'Rebel Yell' goddamit!!

dave q, Friday, 21 November 2003 20:04 (twenty-one years ago)

I never took the term Racist (in this thread) to mean deliberately exclusionary - just that the list was compiled from a white point of view.. Which it was.. And I think it's reasonably inclusive considering the writers and their readers.

dave225 (Dave225), Friday, 21 November 2003 20:04 (twenty-one years ago)

sorry, dave, but when the '60s STILL outdo every other decade on a top 500 of all time list, just like every other list your magazine compiles, it's hard for me to to call that "reasonably inclusive."

M Matos (M Matos), Friday, 21 November 2003 20:07 (twenty-one years ago)

399. Californication, Red Hot Chili Peppers

400. Illmatic, Nas

Keith Harris (kharris1128), Friday, 21 November 2003 20:08 (twenty-one years ago)

Yay for She's So Unusual though!

Keith Harris (kharris1128), Friday, 21 November 2003 20:10 (twenty-one years ago)

I still own Tapestry, but there at least half-a-dozen records in that Top 100 that I once owned (in my first blush of Rolling Stone-inspired classic-rock fandom) and have since sold:

The Doors, Bridge Over Troubled Water, Tommy, The Joshua Tree, etc.

Is there really only one hip-hop record in the top 100 or did I overlook something?

chris herrington (chris herrington), Friday, 21 November 2003 20:11 (twenty-one years ago)

Umm (*sheepish*) but if you put 'Star Time' at #1, then 'Live at the Apollo Vol. 2' would have to be at #2, then 'The Payback' at #3 etc. Like, James Brown is sort of in a whole other league from all the crappy pop-rockin' shit, this is musical genius dept. Maybe they should do an all-James Brown issue? But that would be for 'music' mags, not style mags or whatever RS is. That 'Wire' doesn't do an all-JB issue should be more depressing maybe

re 60s - maybe that was the only time in popculture history when ppl were rewarded for doing stuff that didn't sound anything like fans would expect, like 'the weirder the better', before & after it's like the opposite, piss off yr fans and you get killed, and fans are getting way easier to piss off

dave q, Friday, 21 November 2003 20:11 (twenty-one years ago)

every other list your magazine

Er? Is Dave225 Mr. Fricke or something?

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 21 November 2003 20:12 (twenty-one years ago)

"sorry, dave, but when the '60s STILL outdo every other decade on a top 500 of all time list, just like every other list your magazine compiles, it's hard for me to to call that "reasonably inclusive."

-Goddammit, I'm talking about race still! ;) I totally agree that the top 500 list is a piece of shit. There's no way Billy Joel ever made a better record than the Go-Betweens.

dave225 (Dave225), Friday, 21 November 2003 20:13 (twenty-one years ago)

The problem with Rolling Stone is that it's so obsessed with the typical rock canon that it guards the gate against anyone new coming in, and anytime that rare new artist is allowed in, they shove them down our throats as if to say "this is the only artist that matters from this time", i.e. Nirvana, i.e. Rob Sheffield's pathetic review of Kurt Cobain's useless journals ("we've lost so much since he died, wa wa wa..."). As a result, great great albums and wonderful artists from the past 10-15 years are ignored completely by this piece of shit rag. I mean, Billy Joel?? "Harvest"?? Does Wenner have a gun to their heads or are these writers that collectively dull and worthless?

This is why I always wonder about the bitching over Pitchfork. Their writers might occasionally be horrendous, but at least they're trying, from my POV. DeCurtis and pals might as well be listening to nothing but big band music for all that they have to say about the current state of the music scene. I think they learn about new music from VH-1.

Gear! (Gear!), Friday, 21 November 2003 20:31 (twenty-one years ago)

Wait, is DeCurtis involved in this? I've never forgiven him for making me buy that damn Robbie Robertson record.

Keith Harris (kharris1128), Friday, 21 November 2003 20:36 (twenty-one years ago)

the list is bland as always... but here is an interesting comparison... Harold Bloom, a literary critic and old curmudgeon, reinforcer of the canon of classics, a "rockist" of the literary world, says, on the first page of the appendix to his work "The Western Cannon", "As history lengthens, the older canon necessarily narrows." He then grants 2.5 pages to works written from Antiquity to the Middle Ages, 5.5 pages to the period from the Renaissance to the beginning of the 19th century, 6.75 pages to the rest of the 19th century, and then 19 pages to the 20th century. Even though he rails against multiculturalism and relativism in the introduction, by favoring recent literature at the expense of older works, he creates a diverse list without tokenism.

Aaron Grossman (aajjgg), Friday, 21 November 2003 20:38 (twenty-one years ago)

A pox on Rolling Stone for all those four star reviews of the Stones in the '90s.

Gear! (Gear!), Friday, 21 November 2003 20:40 (twenty-one years ago)

TS: Harold Bloom vs. Anthony DeCurtis

Wait! "Aja" is their highest ranked Steely Dan record? "I'm Still in Love With You" over "Call Me"? "Los Angeles" over "Wild Gift"? Maybe they are best when they stick with received wisdom.

This is a pretty clever button-pusher though:

327. Jagged Little Pill, Alanis Morissette
328. Exile in Guyville, Liz Phair


Keith Harris (kharris1128), Friday, 21 November 2003 20:46 (twenty-one years ago)

That's really interesting about Bloom, actually, considering that he's also stated that poetry hasn't been "original" since Milton.

jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 21 November 2003 20:47 (twenty-one years ago)

"Chuck D booms intricate rhymes with a delivery inspired by sportscaster Marv Albert". ?!

And the moment someone mentioned "only one rap album in the top 100" I knew it'd be Nation of Millions. As much as I'd just like to say "give 36 Chambers or Illmatic some time in the sun already" and leave it at that, the implications of PE as Token Rap Canon Fodder seem a bit weird to me. Is it the reliance on "soul" signifiers and James Brown? The sense of rebellion that boomers like to glom onto and claim as '60s-esque? The fact that they just really think the title is fun to say? Flavor Flav's giant clock the only visual signifier of rap that they have any awareness of?

nate detritus (natedetritus), Friday, 21 November 2003 21:01 (twenty-one years ago)

I know a lot of you don't think this stuff matters, but I think Keith is so OTM about these lists both reinforcing tastes and discouraging people from exploring other things

Wait - I may have missed it, but did Harris and Matos reconcile their criticisms of the list with the separately made claims that "the 1987 list changed my life"? Ok, wait ... Matos does talk about the "metastasizing" nature of this list vis-a-vis the earlier one. So is that the main complaint then; that the new one, comprising 500 instead of 100, makes their particular biases appear more egregious?

Also, what the hell is the "Zagat's Guide to Music"?

Broheems (diamond), Friday, 21 November 2003 21:03 (twenty-one years ago)

And should I even bother asking if Daft Punk, Basement Jaxx, the Chemical Brothers, Prodigy, Fatboy Slim or Orbital are even within spitting distance of that list?

nate detritus (natedetritus), Friday, 21 November 2003 21:04 (twenty-one years ago)

what the hell is the "Zagat's Guide to Music"?

http://biz.yahoo.com/prnews/030923/nytu019_1.html

Keith Harris (kharris1128), Friday, 21 November 2003 21:18 (twenty-one years ago)

The 1987 list did change my life. (Course I was totally blinkered before that and listening to Back in the High Life.) And these aren't bad records by any means, "Sweet Baby James" notwithstanding. But it definitely taught me to accept a certain hierarchy. Just think how much more it would have changed if "Call Me" was higher than "What's Goin' On." Or there was any JB or Parliament/Funkadelic.

Keith Harris (kharris1128), Friday, 21 November 2003 21:24 (twenty-one years ago)

cough

Felcher (Felcher), Friday, 21 November 2003 21:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh, and I'm halfway thru "When I'm 64" and Sgt. Pepper is a lot of fun. The bass-playing is nuts, the drum sound is really trash-canny, and the guitars very buzzy and busy. Thanks Rolling Stone!

Keith Harris (kharris1128), Friday, 21 November 2003 21:28 (twenty-one years ago)

Right Keith, so ... it served its purpose in your musical education. I totally understand and empathize with complaints about the aesthetic choices evident in the RS lists. I guess I'm just bugged by the patronizing tone of claims that the things are "reinforcing beliefs" and "suckering people in". If you and Matos (oh, and I guess I forgot Chris Harrington in my other post) all had your "lives changed" by the earlier list - and you guys all became critics, correct? - why couldn't that happen to the current readership? Why assume today's readership has heard even a fraction of the top 100 (despite how predictable it is to the population of ILM)?

I'm definitely with you on the notion that the blurbs should be better written and argued, present the case for each choice more interestingly, etc.

Broheems (diamond), Friday, 21 November 2003 21:41 (twenty-one years ago)

I would totally have been suckered in by "Sweet Baby James" though, and it took me years to admit I didn't like the Marvin Gaye album.

Yeah, the list definitely has its uses, and will broaden a lot of people's tastes. I overstated the limitations of it because they're so blatant.

But the top of the list has gotten way more conservative. Three Beatles in the top 5? Four in the top 10? All mid-to-late period? Only two albums (three counting Star Time) from the 90s? That really does reinforce a hierarchy.

Keith Harris (kharris1128), Friday, 21 November 2003 21:49 (twenty-one years ago)

The problem with the list is not that it's predictable, it's that it's unenlightened. How many good critics think Sgt. Pepper is even the best Beatles album, much less the best album of all time? The critics on ILM don't seem to think so, but Marcus and Christgau don't either. People who read this list and think it reflects some sort of consensusof people who listen to a lot of records...well, I don't think it really does. It's just kneejerk.

Not that Chuck, Friday, 21 November 2003 21:53 (twenty-one years ago)

I was promised dick jokes.

Keith Harris (kharris1128), Friday, 21 November 2003 21:55 (twenty-one years ago)

why assume the audience has heard a fraction of the top 100? well, turn on a classic-rock radio station or VH1. a good deal of what made that top 100 (and 500) are all over those things, and those things are pretty massive in their outreach. so it's very safe to assume that anyone who's buying Rolling Stone has heard them. that's the problem with the list--it's very conservative, and it reinforces its own conservatism by refusing to go too far afield, in fact sticks its conservatism in your face by doing things like picking a 2CD Otis Redding best-of that cherrypicks the good stuff from the four or five Otis Redding CDs that are also on the list, rather than using those slots to maybe tell us about some records by artists that aren't even on the list. and that's if you like Otis Redding--I do, but I'm sympathetic to the argument that he hasn't worn well, and that the idea of him as the Epitome of Soul is an outdated one.

M Matos (M Matos), Friday, 21 November 2003 22:07 (twenty-one years ago)

here you go, Keith

Finally, a list we can all agree on:

http://www.ryanbuck.com/bigdick/

Matt Helgeson (Matt Helgeson), Friday, 21 November 2003 22:09 (twenty-one years ago)

My dick is so big, it's not just famous, it's IN famous.

What does that MEAN? And where are the Beatles on this list?

Keith Harris (kharris1128), Friday, 21 November 2003 22:13 (twenty-one years ago)

These are almost kinda metaphysical:

My dick is so big, it has a horizon.
My dick is so big, I can fuck the ocean.

Matt Helgeson (Matt Helgeson), Friday, 21 November 2003 22:16 (twenty-one years ago)

The Beatles dick jokes didn't make the list because they just copied Brian Wilson's dick jokes.

Matt Helgeson (Matt Helgeson), Friday, 21 November 2003 22:17 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm sure Lennon made some awesome dick jokes. All I can remember right now is that when he was a school he'd yell out "Winston Churchill" during circle jerks.

Keith Harris (kharris1128), Friday, 21 November 2003 22:23 (twenty-one years ago)

"at school"

Keith Harris (kharris1128), Friday, 21 November 2003 22:24 (twenty-one years ago)

yeah, you're right I bet the Beatles did have better dick jokes, Lennon was pretty funny. Although something tells me Mike Love is the type of guy that knows a million and one dirty jokes.

Matt Helgeson (Matt Helgeson), Friday, 21 November 2003 22:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Knot magazine (link from Rockcriticsdaily):

"On one hand, the editors can cover the canon faithfully, explaining yet again why the Beatles and Dylan made such great albums. Throw in some rap, disco, and techno for spice, and call it a day. In other words, create the same list everyone already knows by heart. ... But this strategy would cement Rolling Stone's utter irrelevance in the current marketplace. ... The other option for a Top 500, almost unthinkable for such a square magazine, is to be irreverent. Put the White Stripes' Elephant in the Top 10. Leave Sgt. Pepper's off the list entirely. This would be knee-jerk and disastrous. No matter how well the commentaries were written, most people would dismiss this strategy as desperate and calculated, shocking for shocking's sake."

jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 21 November 2003 22:34 (twenty-one years ago)

Shock city shockers!

Rockist Scientist, Friday, 21 November 2003 22:35 (twenty-one years ago)

(Sorry, I like that title.)

Rockist Scientist, Friday, 21 November 2003 22:36 (twenty-one years ago)

I think there is must be way to strike a balance between RS's way and the MTV style of list making (i.e. throw tons of stuff from the last two years along with Sledgehammer, Thriller, etc), though.

Matt Helgeson (Matt Helgeson), Friday, 21 November 2003 22:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Also, I was involved in making of a huge historical list once (100 best video games of all time) and it is a terribly difficult to do, and we didn't have half the issues to deal with that music does, so I have alot of sympathy for anyone's list.

Matt Helgeson (Matt Helgeson), Friday, 21 November 2003 22:39 (twenty-one years ago)

A rather prescient article.

Gear! (Gear!), Friday, 21 November 2003 22:41 (twenty-one years ago)

My dick is so big, it has a nucleus.

Uh...

oops (Oops), Friday, 21 November 2003 22:45 (twenty-one years ago)

254. Whitney Houston, Whitney Houston


WHAT?

Gear! (Gear!), Friday, 21 November 2003 22:48 (twenty-one years ago)

Wow, I just actually read the whole dick joke list. Those are some strange "jokes" Almost like Steven Wright dick jokes or something.

Obviously the RS editors don't know that crack is whack!

Matt Helgeson (Matt Helgeson), Friday, 21 November 2003 22:50 (twenty-one years ago)

WHAT?

Not surprising, since Patrick Bateman was just named associate editor.

jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 21 November 2003 23:06 (twenty-one years ago)

To answer my own earlier question: there is a sole representative of primarily-instrumental electronic dance music on that list, and it's an album that sounds like the blues.

nate detritus (natedetritus), Saturday, 22 November 2003 00:44 (twenty-one years ago)

Why am I not surprised. AAAAAAAAAAAA.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 22 November 2003 00:47 (twenty-one years ago)

I suppose Depeche Mode and New Order and Massive Attack sort of count, if you ignore the "primarily-instrumental" part. And the fact that they're still mostly pop/rock in different clothing.

nate detritus (natedetritus), Saturday, 22 November 2003 00:49 (twenty-one years ago)

23 out of 500 ain't bad...

Stupid (Stupid), Saturday, 22 November 2003 00:57 (twenty-one years ago)

45 (out of about 1000 recods and cds that i own). haha I beat you, you ignorant slag.

oops (Oops), Saturday, 22 November 2003 01:17 (twenty-one years ago)

290

M Matos IS the Established Canon (M Matos), Saturday, 22 November 2003 01:18 (twenty-one years ago)

23 out of 500 ain't bad for THEM. I would have expected fewer genuinely brilliant records from Rolling Stone.

Stupid (Stupid), Saturday, 22 November 2003 01:21 (twenty-one years ago)

Matos that's less than 60%, which is an F! YOU FAIL!

oops (Oops), Saturday, 22 November 2003 01:22 (twenty-one years ago)

Matos, you own, what, 10,000 ripped CDs?

nate detritus (natedetritus), Saturday, 22 November 2003 01:22 (twenty-one years ago)

I had 87 of the first 100 but I'm not going to go through all 500 and check.

(ok, yes I am. but later tonight after I go buy some beer)

Broheems (diamond), Saturday, 22 November 2003 01:23 (twenty-one years ago)

Nate, I'm afraid I left stuff off that I used to own but dont anymore, and in 99% of the cases they are in fact owned, not ripped.

M Matos (M Matos), Saturday, 22 November 2003 01:25 (twenty-one years ago)

attaboy, Broheems! join me in mainstream-rockcrit purgatory!

M Matos (M Matos), Saturday, 22 November 2003 01:26 (twenty-one years ago)

"On one hand, the editors can cover the canon faithfully, explaining yet again why the Beatles and Dylan made such great albums. Throw in some rap, disco, and techno for spice, and call it a day. In other words, create the same list everyone already knows by heart. ... But this strategy would cement Rolling Stone's utter irrelevance in the current marketplace. ... The other option for a Top 500, almost unthinkable for such a square magazine, is to be irreverent. Put the White Stripes' Elephant in the Top 10. Leave Sgt. Pepper's off the list entirely. This would be knee-jerk and disastrous. No matter how well the commentaries were written, most people would dismiss this strategy as desperate and calculated, shocking for shocking's sake."

why would it be "desperate and calculated...." etc to include good, new, daring music at the top of that list (not that i'd vote the White Stripes, but that's beside the point)? cynicism criticising the new, the diverse, the changing world *yawn*. the rolling stone list *yawn*. they are not seeking to challenge the audience or to challenge its own ability to deflect the shallow criticisms against adventure and possibility because in the "knee-jerk" there is some implication against the value of new music, especially if its mildly popular in markets that are supposedly hip or cool. RS is aimed at pleasing, so it's really beside the point, i guess.

mandinina (mandinina), Saturday, 22 November 2003 01:31 (twenty-one years ago)

My bad, Matos. I was being tongue-in-cheek.

I own an LP of Sgt. Pepper's but I got it for free.

nate detritus (natedetritus), Saturday, 22 November 2003 01:36 (twenty-one years ago)

Also, I spent far too much time on this

nate detritus (natedetritus), Saturday, 22 November 2003 02:55 (twenty-one years ago)

So, I looked over the list again, because I am a mutant dork. Why are both "Hank Williams 40 Greatest Hits" and "The Complete Hank Williams" on the list? "Star Time!" and "James Brown's Greatest Hits"? If you're gonna put comps on your album list, couldn't you at least have the decency to tell me which one to buy???

Keith Harris (kharris1128), Saturday, 22 November 2003 02:59 (twenty-one years ago)

I own 179 of them. I could've had a nice round 180 if I'd only bought that damn Peter Wolf album!

In my counting, I actually read the whole thing for the first time and holy crap I take back all my lukewarm defenses of Rolling Stone.

Elton John>Buddy Holly
All That You Can't Leave Behind>Straight Outta Compton
Linda Ronstadt Heart Like A Wheel over Master of Puppets!!!! (I own both these so I'm not just talking out of my ass, either)


Matt Helgeson (Matt Helgeson), Saturday, 22 November 2003 03:00 (twenty-one years ago)

Speaking of Metallica, I wholeheartedly agree with all the James Brown/rap should be rated higher sentiments, but but metal really gets the shaft on these things too.

(Esp. if you consider Led Zep and Black Sab the Run-DMC and Public Enemy and Metallica the Jay-Z equivalents, other than those you really never see any great metal records make these things.)

Matt Helgeson (Matt Helgeson), Saturday, 22 November 2003 03:03 (twenty-one years ago)

Then Van Halen = De La Soul?

nate detritus (natedetritus), Saturday, 22 November 2003 03:11 (twenty-one years ago)

Yes! Yeah, maybe, or Eminem maybe, just cuz they both have funny MCs and dominated a year or two of music.

Matt Helgeson (Matt Helgeson), Saturday, 22 November 2003 03:12 (twenty-one years ago)

Was Queens of the Stone Age given a low token "hey we like music from the past 5 years slot" because I could see them as the metal token De La Soul equivalent.

Matt Helgeson (Matt Helgeson), Saturday, 22 November 2003 03:14 (twenty-one years ago)

I own 82 of the top 100, which doesn't include albums I once owned that I've since gotten rid of (see earlier post) or several (Buddy Holly, Muddy Waters, Little Richard) where I own that music but in a different configuration than listed. I haven't even looked at the rest of the list, but will do so tomorrow (gotta go watch the Grizzlies beat the Sonics right now!) and count, if for no other reason than to see if I beat Matos' 260.

Is this actual issue out yet or just on the Web? I've got a subscription (sort of -- if should have expired two years ago and I never renewed it, yet they keep appearing in the mailbox), but that issue hasn't arrived at my door yet.

chris herrington (chris herrington), Saturday, 22 November 2003 03:19 (twenty-one years ago)

My dick is so big, it has a drink named after it. It's called Slow Gin Dick.

Keith Harris (kharris1128), Saturday, 22 November 2003 03:19 (twenty-one years ago)

Seriously, I'm starting to think those dick joke guys are Dali-esque geniuses! I also need some sleep, though.

Matt Helgeson (Matt Helgeson), Saturday, 22 November 2003 03:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Did I miss something, or is the entire non-English-speaking world represented by Buena Vista Social Club?

Keith Harris (kharris1128), Saturday, 22 November 2003 03:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Well yes. Discourse only belongs in English too!

Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 22 November 2003 03:27 (twenty-one years ago)

My dick is so big, it represents the non-English speaking world.

Matt Helgeson (Matt Helgeson), Saturday, 22 November 2003 03:29 (twenty-one years ago)

Your dick is Ry Cooder?

Keith Harris (kharris1128), Saturday, 22 November 2003 03:30 (twenty-one years ago)

It must be very dry and worn out, then.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 22 November 2003 03:30 (twenty-one years ago)

My dick is so big Chuck Eddy had to split it in two like that baby in the bible!

Keith Harris (kharris1128), Saturday, 22 November 2003 03:31 (twenty-one years ago)

Your dick is Ry Cooder?

Yep, it's really fun at parties because it has a lot of hilarious stories about Nick Lowe and Randy Newman.

Matt Helgeson (Matt Helgeson), Saturday, 22 November 2003 03:34 (twenty-one years ago)

They don't split the baby! That's the whole point!

Read the book, motherfuckers!

Rockist Scientist, Saturday, 22 November 2003 03:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Dude, I'm only halfway through Numbers, gimme a break!
(Besides, I'm quoting that thread from the other day.)
(And honest I am reading the Bible straight through. Don't ask me why. Don't tell me how it ends.)

Keith Harris (kharris1128), Saturday, 22 November 2003 03:37 (twenty-one years ago)

ned, this thread was all downhill after "guilt"

*psst Keith, God wins!*

Matt Helgeson (Matt Helgeson), Saturday, 22 November 2003 03:38 (twenty-one years ago)

Fucker. I guess I may as well just sell all my Left Behind books now. Thanks for nothing.

Keith Harris (kharris1128), Saturday, 22 November 2003 03:40 (twenty-one years ago)

"In case of rapture, this PC will be unmanned"

Matt Helgeson (Matt Helgeson), Saturday, 22 November 2003 03:46 (twenty-one years ago)

"In case of Rapture, this car will be out of the races and onto the tracks"

nate detritus (natedetritus), Saturday, 22 November 2003 04:23 (twenty-one years ago)

I've got 290 of those bad boys -- I win!

random observations gleaned from perusing this list while watching Jason Williams single-handedly beat the Sonics:

With a few exceptions, this list essentially covers the past 50 years of English-speaking pop music (yep, Keith, Buena Vista = rest of world), right? So, hip-hop is the dominant musical form of the past 25 years, right? So, there are 13 Beatles/Dylan/Stones records before the first hip-hop appearance and 21 Beatles/Dylan/Stones before second hip-hop.

Of the top 100, 26(!) come from the classic-rock top-five of Beatles(+Lennon solo)/Dylan/Stones/Hendrix/Led Zep

There is no reggae that isn't either Bob Marley or HArder They Come.

I think what might bother me most is that it isn't just anti recent music or even anti unconventional/non-mainstream music, but that the generational/classic-rock bias is so extreme that pre-Sixties rock-and-roll is just as slighted. There are more Simon & Garfunkel, Pink FLoyd, Grateful Dead, Cream/Yardbirds records here than Elvis (whose huge post-Sun hits are totally absent -- how is 30 #1 Hits or some equivalent comp not on this list? Did I overlook this? I'm flabbergasted.). Fats Domino, Coasters, Wilson Pickett, Sam & Dave, Carl Perkins, Shirelles, etc. are shut out.

What's the most surprising 90s omission: Sleater-Kinney or Tupac? (I agree with the later, but still surprised)

chris herrington (chris herrington), Saturday, 22 November 2003 06:18 (twenty-one years ago)

ned, this thread was all downhill after "guilt"

Much like life.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 22 November 2003 06:22 (twenty-one years ago)

Pie is good though.

Chris, I'm not a big 'Pac guy at all, but in the scheme of what made the list he probably should have been on.

The only reggaie record I've really listened to alot, The Congos Heart of the Congos should have made it too.

Matt Helgeson (Matt Helgeson), Saturday, 22 November 2003 06:29 (twenty-one years ago)

And something by Augustus Pablo. And maybe Horace Andy (goddamn is In the Light an amazing record). AND BAD BRAINS.

nate detritus (natedetritus), Saturday, 22 November 2003 06:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Read the book, motherfuckers!

ARGH! As muttered elsewhere, I just got the joke...

Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 22 November 2003 06:56 (twenty-one years ago)

ok ... I counted up and I have 308 of them. I guess I'm the winner so far. Or something. It's kind of strange because honestly I only listen to jazz and electro-acoustic improv.

(but FYI: i did count cases where I don't actually have the specific record Rolling Stone referenced; for example, I own all of Al Green's 70s records on Hi, so I "counted" his Greatest Hits, even as I don't actually own that particular record. Similarly, I own all the Sly & the Family Stone records up through when George Clinton propped him up again or whatever, so I "counted" Sly's greatest disc. Oh, and I own the Muddy Waters Chess box [as well as a bunch of other ephemera], so i felt like i could count that recent 2 disc compilation set they selected. i mean, I'm sure I have everything on it. funny how this only happens with the black artists though)

Broheems (diamond), Saturday, 22 November 2003 10:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Um, I may know someone who's going to do a complete statistical breakdown of this list using computer magic and stuff. I'll keep you posted.

Keith Harris (kharris1128), Saturday, 22 November 2003 14:52 (twenty-one years ago)

I think anyone who's discouraged from checking out music that doesn't make the Rolling Stone list probably doesn't (and won't) have much interest in music anyway.

Somehow, I don't think the people who compile these lists (there's one or two new ones every month) spend much time thinking about them. They're ploys for attention. And with the internet, we get deluged with lists from every magazine and website because the editors know that people will post them to the internet and we all get reminded that Rolling Stone/Spin/Blender, etc. still exist. "Go look at the website, spread the word, click on an ad, buy a copy of the magazine with the list so you can read it on your lunch break".

Nearly every music forum I read has discussed the RS list. It's a publicity tactic that works.

Unum, Saturday, 22 November 2003 14:53 (twenty-one years ago)

I misread your earlier post Matos -- I guess we tied. I wonder if it's the SAME 290?

As for the attention this gets, I think it IS different from other lists (even if maybe it shouldn't be) because it's Rolling Stone and it still has that cachet, especially among the majority of people who don't pay that close attention to music. I.E., when I return to work next week, I'm gonna be peppered with questions from co-workers about this list who assume it's a standard-setter, in the same way I was when that despicable AFI 100 film list came out. That's one reason why this is different from the latest list of whatever on VH-1.


chris herrington (chris herrington), Saturday, 22 November 2003 15:34 (twenty-one years ago)

Including LPs, CD rips and one beat-up old cassette, I have 34 of the top 100, 56/200, 72/300, 92/400 and 102.66/500. (I only have 2/3 of the All Things Muss Pass set, y'see.) I also have a double LP of Otis Redding's Greatest Hits that could substitute nicely for any of the best-of Otis albums, and there were more than a few albums on the list that I owned for a long time, lost/sold, and never got around to replacing.

There are some albums on this list I am completely embarrassed not to own, so I won't get into any further details.

nate detritus (natedetritus), Saturday, 22 November 2003 17:00 (twenty-one years ago)

Great typo there. All Things Muss Pass, Ye Cooooont!

nate detritus (natedetritus), Saturday, 22 November 2003 17:01 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah, whatever you think about the list, it defintely hammered home the point that my record/CD collection is not nearly as good as I think it is.

I mean I have Pat Travers records(Which I bought purely based on the song title "Snorting Whiskey and Drinkin' Cocaine"), and still don't own a ton of stuff on the list.

Matt Helgeson (Matt Helgeson), Saturday, 22 November 2003 20:14 (twenty-one years ago)

I have - or used to have - about 75 of the 500.

o. nate (onate), Monday, 24 November 2003 18:56 (twenty-one years ago)

I currently own 46 of them. Scary.

Sarah Pedal (call mr. lee), Monday, 24 November 2003 19:54 (twenty-one years ago)

Dude, what about "Goddess in the Doorway?" I thought that was supposed to be the greatest album of all time or something.

J (Jay), Monday, 24 November 2003 20:06 (twenty-one years ago)

i'm more bothered by the diehard anti-synth/anti-electronic bias than anything else. i mean, only ONE kraftwerk album? no gary numan? no throbbing gristle? no cybotron? FUCKING MOBY AS THE TOKEN TECHNO PICK?!?

Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 24 November 2003 21:24 (twenty-one years ago)

why do people insist that Moby still makes techno, btw? he hasn't really done so in a decade

M Matos (M Matos), Monday, 24 November 2003 21:31 (twenty-one years ago)

why do people insist that Moby still makes techno, btw? he hasn't really done so in a decade

that's because he's (a) american; (b) people not into techno know who he is. ((b) also applies to the prodigy, of course, but (a) doesn't so AFA RS is concerned i guess they don't exist).

moby:techno::fugees or arrested development:hip-hop.

Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 24 November 2003 21:48 (twenty-one years ago)

"why do people insist that Moby still makes techno, btw? he hasn't really done so in a decade"

Who am I supposed to believe, you or Eminem?

nate detritus (natedetritus), Monday, 24 November 2003 21:58 (twenty-one years ago)

(I like how Moby seems to be no longer discussable without Eminem eventually popping up)

nate detritus (natedetritus), Monday, 24 November 2003 21:58 (twenty-one years ago)

the Fugees/Arrested Development comparison doesn't wash--those artists DO make hip-hop, and so does Moby sometimes, but I dunno, he hasn't been aiming for the dancefloor in ages, whereas he used to.

M Matos (M Matos), Monday, 24 November 2003 22:13 (twenty-one years ago)

or DID--they're both long gone now.

M Matos (M Matos), Monday, 24 November 2003 22:13 (twenty-one years ago)

what's your definition of techno -- is he not techno now because he's more sample based or because he's not fast, dance oriented (just curious)

Matt Helgeson (Matt Helgeson), Monday, 24 November 2003 23:06 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm being sort of facetious--more purist than I usually am. But if his last couple records are any indication, he's more trip-hop (breakbeats, moderate tempos) than techno/house (fast 4/4).

M Matos (M Matos), Monday, 24 November 2003 23:07 (twenty-one years ago)

yeah, I don't really know enough about techno and its myriad subgenres to pick up on sarcasm....just for my own info, what's the strict definition of techo (in terms of style and artists that would be strictly considered techno)?

Matt Helgeson (Matt Helgeson), Tuesday, 25 November 2003 00:48 (twenty-one years ago)

this whole thread could have been avoided if someone had simply pointed out: 432-Sleepless-Peter Wolf
473-Coldplay's latest album
486-Maggot Brain!!!

or at least it's the fastest way to make it look really silly.

scott seward, Tuesday, 25 November 2003 03:17 (twenty-one years ago)

house and techno: fast, 4/4 beats
trip-hop or downtempo or whatever: slow breakbeats

M Matos (M Matos), Tuesday, 25 November 2003 03:26 (twenty-one years ago)

nothing much stricter than that, really. Moby hasn't concentrated on fast, 4/4 beats in a good while; he's mostly done slower or more medium-tempo breakbeats.

M Matos (M Matos), Tuesday, 25 November 2003 03:30 (twenty-one years ago)

Rolling Stone in drowning-in-its-own-shit shocka!

nate detritus (natedetritus), Tuesday, 25 November 2003 05:08 (twenty-one years ago)

yeah, I just looked at the list again and was thinking - even taking all the rockism bias, old white guy 60s stuff for granted --- EVEN as that kind of list its just boring. I mean, at least Mojo would have prob. stuck in a bunch of wierd prog and English folk and freakbeat garage stuff. and prob more and better jazz selections.

Matt Helgeson (Matt Helgeson), Tuesday, 25 November 2003 19:11 (twenty-one years ago)


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