Great unused names for metal bands

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I saw that Dave Grohl named his metal band Probot, but I can do better and so can you:

Torrentula
Death Toll
Grindhouse

So what are some other great names for metal bands that no one has used yet?

― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 5 December 2003 17:06 (twenty-two years ago)

Trollus & Crashida

― tony bleach, Friday, 5 December 2003 17:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Siegfried & Roy

― may pang (maypang), Friday, 5 December 2003 17:14 (twenty-two years ago)

Rotating Child.

― Lynskey (Lynskey), Friday, 5 December 2003 17:30 (twenty-two years ago)

DEVILATOR

― Johnny Fever (johnny fever), Friday, 5 December 2003 17:31 (twenty-two years ago)

Every metal name ever has been taken by someone, surely. Which is why we have to make up things like Aglblagh.

― dog latin (dog latin), Friday, 5 December 2003 17:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Aglblagh

May I have that?

― Johnny Fever (johnny fever), Friday, 5 December 2003 17:40 (twenty-two years ago)

RAZORBLADE SURGERY DISASTERS

― Carlos Ramirez (Carlos Ramirez), Friday, 5 December 2003 17:45 (twenty-two years ago)

May I have that?

They're not cheap mate, it'll cost you.

― dog latin (dog latin), Friday, 5 December 2003 17:46 (twenty-two years ago)

BEELZEBUBALATOR

― weather!ngda1eson, Friday, 5 December 2003 17:47 (twenty-two years ago)

PROLONGED WANKATOR

― jel -- (jel), Friday, 5 December 2003 17:50 (twenty-two years ago)

the hospital bombers?

― Felcher (Felcher), Friday, 5 December 2003 17:51 (twenty-two years ago)

ELONOGATED SPLEEN!

― jel -- (jel), Friday, 5 December 2003 17:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Books of the Bible never used as band names:

EPHESIANS
HABBAKUK
PHILEMON
NEHEMIAH
LAMENTATIONS

― Johnny Fever (johnny fever), Friday, 5 December 2003 17:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Rocksucker
Earbleed
Jesus Damage
Sandfist
Beartrap
Voodoohaus

― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 5 December 2003 18:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Pissowls of Hell!

― Jay Kid (Jay K), Friday, 5 December 2003 18:17 (twenty-two years ago)

or, even better:
Pissowls From Hell

― Jay Kid (Jay K), Friday, 5 December 2003 18:18 (twenty-two years ago)

INTERMITTENT SLOB

― weather!ngda1eson, Friday, 5 December 2003 18:23 (twenty-two years ago)

eye knife

― chris besinger (chris besinger), Friday, 5 December 2003 19:02 (twenty-two years ago)

Kromasaurus Rexx

― andy, Friday, 5 December 2003 19:06 (twenty-two years ago)

PENETRATOR ???
Gheila Monster
Smoken-Toobin

― tb chango, Friday, 5 December 2003 19:11 (twenty-two years ago)

Arrrgghhhanoughts
Bismarksskull
daggerhead
Killigator
Fliegenblitzendonnerhorde

― kevin brady (groeuvre), Friday, 5 December 2003 19:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Subway Gunmen
Infernal Comptroller
Carnage Juice
Hurtigo

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 5 December 2003 19:31 (twenty-two years ago)

SnowDeth

― Berkeley Sackett (calstars), Friday, 5 December 2003 19:34 (twenty-two years ago)

SkullFuk

― Berkeley Sackett (calstars), Friday, 5 December 2003 19:35 (twenty-two years ago)

SnowDeth eponymous debut EP tracklisting:

1. Fear This
2. Crush You
3. Death in White
4. Messy Implosion

― Berkeley Sackett (calstars), Friday, 5 December 2003 19:38 (twenty-two years ago)

In all seriousness, it has come to a point where by now EVERY biblical, sumerian, greco-roman, nordic and germanic name involving gods, evil spirits and mythological beasts has been taken.

― Siegbran (eofor), Friday, 5 December 2003 19:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Heh heh, "Destroyer".

― nestmanso (nestmanso), Friday, 5 December 2003 20:14 (twenty-two years ago)

CARNAGE JUICE, I tell you, CARNAGE JUICE!

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 5 December 2003 20:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Killigator OTM.

The Hospital Bombers, no. Hospital Bomber, yes.

Also, anything of anything:

Blower of Glass
Repairer of Ovens
Walker of Dogs
Washer of Cars
Knitter of Sweaters
Mopper of Blood

― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 5 December 2003 23:41 (twenty-two years ago)

PLECHAZUNGA

― Leee Trevino (Leee), Friday, 5 December 2003 23:53 (twenty-two years ago)

There's a maternity store near my house called Cradles of Distinction.

― Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 6 December 2003 00:19 (twenty-two years ago)

From Emblems to Ashes (a bit too screamo-y?)

― Jeremy Mikhail Smith, Saturday, 6 December 2003 01:09 (twenty-two years ago)

Morbid Obesity
Orchammer

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Saturday, 6 December 2003 01:35 (twenty-two years ago)

Bundle of Sticks.

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Saturday, 6 December 2003 01:35 (twenty-two years ago)

That's for a gay-friendly black metal band

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Saturday, 6 December 2003 01:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Killigan's Island

― j.lu (j.lu), Saturday, 6 December 2003 02:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Thorpion
Morgue of Borg

― tipustiger, Saturday, 6 December 2003 03:31 (twenty-two years ago)

ombudsmen of death

when i was a kid i thought Satan Claus & The Slay Horses would be a good name. appropriate christmas attire required of course. i was always big on carnivorous st.nicks for some reason.

― scott seward, Saturday, 6 December 2003 03:51 (twenty-two years ago)

*Also, anything of anything*

Or Refulgent _____________

Refulgent Tumescence

ombudsmen of death is brilliant

― weather!ngda1eson, Saturday, 6 December 2003 08:55 (twenty-two years ago)

GOREBRINGERZ

― Speedy Gonzalas (Speedy Gonzalas), Saturday, 6 December 2003 09:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Here's one for a horrible 1998-era nu-metal band: Bitchz n' Stychz.

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Saturday, 6 December 2003 09:15 (twenty-two years ago)

SNAKE FIST
RUMPLESKULLSKIN
NIGHTPORK

― Adrian (Adrian Langston), Saturday, 6 December 2003 11:14 (twenty-two years ago)

TAXX

― direct_program, Saturday, 6 December 2003 15:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Cthulhutron (Kuh-too-loo-tron)

― Lord Custos Omicron (Lord Custos Omicron), Saturday, 6 December 2003 15:52 (twenty-two years ago)

The Butchers?

― Aja (aja), Saturday, 6 December 2003 15:59 (twenty-two years ago)

I wonder how many metal bands just do the "(random noun) OF DEATH" trick? or "HELL(somethingerother)"?

Panty Liner of Death!
Hellpopsicle!

― Lord Custos Omicron (Lord Custos Omicron), Saturday, 6 December 2003 16:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Autopsy

― Aja (aja), Saturday, 6 December 2003 16:21 (twenty-two years ago)

Already Taken. (granted by a local band too useless to mention.)

― Lord Custos Omicron (Lord Custos Omicron), Saturday, 6 December 2003 16:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Slaughtered Cows

They would have to be girls then.

― Aja (aja), Saturday, 6 December 2003 16:23 (twenty-two years ago)

Noose Makers

― Aja (aja), Saturday, 6 December 2003 16:26 (twenty-two years ago)

60 seconds till death

― Aja (aja), Saturday, 6 December 2003 16:27 (twenty-two years ago)

TAXX kicks ass . Good one.

― Johnny Badlees (crispssssss), Saturday, 6 December 2003 16:37 (twenty-two years ago)

AJA

― Aja (aja), Saturday, 6 December 2003 16:43 (twenty-two years ago)

The Headless

― Aja (aja), Saturday, 6 December 2003 16:44 (twenty-two years ago)

It shoulda been "Deth and Taxxxes"

― Lord Custos Omicron (Lord Custos Omicron), Saturday, 6 December 2003 16:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Deth from Taxxxes

― Aja (aja), Saturday, 6 December 2003 16:55 (twenty-two years ago)

*d'3thTakx!*
(on all singles and album covers it should be spelled exactly like that.)

― Lord Custos Omicron (Lord Custos Omicron), Saturday, 6 December 2003 17:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Deth to Taxx

― Aja (aja), Saturday, 6 December 2003 17:01 (twenty-two years ago)

What the fuck? Autopsy was a great metal band.

― Johnny Badlees (crispssssss), Saturday, 6 December 2003 17:23 (twenty-two years ago)

Coughing Up Blood

― Aja (aja), Saturday, 6 December 2003 17:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Trogdor The Burninator

― Stupid (Stupid), Saturday, 6 December 2003 17:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Hello Death

― Aja (aja), Saturday, 6 December 2003 17:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Szazkl

― earlnash, Saturday, 6 December 2003 17:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Alki
Zessed
Buek
Reasd
Nula
Barjin
Nrey

― Aja (aja), Saturday, 6 December 2003 17:47 (twenty-two years ago)

The Unholy Decanters of Boobaliciousness
The Kingdom of Hateful Suckitude

actually, i'm surprised nobody has claimed The Britney Spears of Death yet.

― scott seward, Saturday, 6 December 2003 17:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Longing For Death
Married To Death
Child Of Death

― Aja (aja), Saturday, 6 December 2003 17:48 (twenty-two years ago)

The Utter Damnation of Justin Guarini

― scott seward, Saturday, 6 December 2003 17:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Building Burners

― Aja (aja), Saturday, 6 December 2003 17:52 (twenty-two years ago)

The Laundry Hamper of Decrepitude
The Undead American Idols In Paula Abdul's Basement

― scott seward, Saturday, 6 December 2003 17:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Michale Jackson's Reflection

― Aja (aja), Saturday, 6 December 2003 17:59 (twenty-two years ago)

BLOODFLOOD!

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 6 December 2003 19:19 (twenty-two years ago)

Hey Alex!

Drunks In Church

― Aja (aja), Saturday, 6 December 2003 19:22 (twenty-two years ago)

The Love of Hatred

― Aja (aja), Saturday, 6 December 2003 19:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Aja! Have you heard about Probot yet?

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 6 December 2003 19:29 (twenty-two years ago)

Yes. I tried looking for it yesterday. Couldn't find it unfortunatly. I did find the Foo Fighters DVD though. Can't have it till Christmas. :(

― Aja (aja), Saturday, 6 December 2003 19:31 (twenty-two years ago)

Loveless

― Aja (aja), Saturday, 6 December 2003 19:33 (twenty-two years ago)

In the latest Rolling Stone, there's a shot of them filming a Probot video...with Lemmy on vox (and stylish white leather cowboy boots).

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 6 December 2003 19:37 (twenty-two years ago)

More great unused names from metal bands....

Painman
Pantasia
Cramputee
Trouserquake

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 6 December 2003 19:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Control Freak
Controling Blacksmith
Mother of Mercy

― Aja (aja), Saturday, 6 December 2003 19:44 (twenty-two years ago)

The Rites of Schwing

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 6 December 2003 19:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Asstoral

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 6 December 2003 19:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Disco Autopsy

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 6 December 2003 19:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Queef Stew

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 6 December 2003 19:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Fuckoffy Coffee

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 6 December 2003 19:47 (twenty-two years ago)

The Compact of Death

Disco Autopsy

Is that disco metal?

― Aja (aja), Saturday, 6 December 2003 19:48 (twenty-two years ago)

REVENGE ON LIFE

― Aja (aja), Saturday, 6 December 2003 19:48 (twenty-two years ago)

sentimetal

― A Nairn (moretap), Saturday, 6 December 2003 19:52 (twenty-two years ago)

The Metal Lunch Box of Death

― Aja (aja), Saturday, 6 December 2003 19:53 (twenty-two years ago)

The Metal Lunch Box of Death

Scale back, Aja, you're trying too hard.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 6 December 2003 19:54 (twenty-two years ago)

Michale Jackson's Reflection

Change that to Michael Jackson's ERECTION and you got yourself a band to be proud/scared of.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 6 December 2003 19:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Whatever Alex!

Add "of death" to an object and you're golden, I say.

― Aja (aja), Saturday, 6 December 2003 19:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Paeon. Regurtitator.

― cs appleby (cs appleby), Saturday, 6 December 2003 19:58 (twenty-two years ago)

For a band that wants to sum up the whole thing- Monotony.

― cs appleby (cs appleby), Saturday, 6 December 2003 19:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Change that to Michael Jackson's ERECTION and you got yourself a band to be proud/scared of.

That's just gross Alex!!!

― Aja (aja), Saturday, 6 December 2003 20:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Golden Shower From Hell.

― cs appleby (cs appleby), Saturday, 6 December 2003 20:02 (twenty-two years ago)

Silence of Death

― Aja (aja), Saturday, 6 December 2003 20:05 (twenty-two years ago)

"Add 'of death' to an object and you're golden, I say. "

let's see:

hamster wheel of death
card table of death
imac of death
flashlight of death

― A Nairn (moretap), Saturday, 6 December 2003 20:06 (twenty-two years ago)

Exactly A Nairn.

Scream of Death
Shower of Death
History of Death

― Aja (aja), Saturday, 6 December 2003 20:09 (twenty-two years ago)

Flying Pigs of Deatkh

― Aja (aja), Saturday, 6 December 2003 20:33 (twenty-two years ago)

I meant of Death. Sorry.

Paper Jam

― Aja (aja), Saturday, 6 December 2003 20:34 (twenty-two years ago)

Deep Undergound

― Aja (aja), Saturday, 6 December 2003 20:37 (twenty-two years ago)

Headace Makers

― Aja (aja), Saturday, 6 December 2003 20:38 (twenty-two years ago)

The Abused

The Abusers

― Aja (aja), Saturday, 6 December 2003 20:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Influensa
Malaria

― Aja (aja), Saturday, 6 December 2003 20:43 (twenty-two years ago)

Riot

― Aja (aja), Saturday, 6 December 2003 20:45 (twenty-two years ago)

There already is a Riot....

http://image.allmusic.com/00/amg/cov200/drf100/f131/f13196ob6df.jpg

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 6 December 2003 21:47 (twenty-two years ago)

I do like Paper Jam....good schlock grunge cover band name.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 6 December 2003 21:48 (twenty-two years ago)

Man! How about...

Suffocated Baby

You like Paper Jam? I thought it was stupid.

― Aja (aja), Saturday, 6 December 2003 21:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Back Breakers

― Aja (aja), Saturday, 6 December 2003 21:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Sickly Infants

― Aja (aja), Saturday, 6 December 2003 22:02 (twenty-two years ago)

Locomotor Ataxia

― Havergal Brien (Methuselah), Sunday, 7 December 2003 03:13 (twenty-two years ago)

The Baby Kickers

― A Nairn (moretap), Sunday, 7 December 2003 03:15 (twenty-two years ago)

...METALLICA!!! hAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Sunday, 7 December 2003 04:06 (twenty-two years ago)

Vaginal Distortion.

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Sunday, 7 December 2003 04:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Instametal

― man, Sunday, 7 December 2003 04:30 (twenty-two years ago)

man, you remembered Instamental.

― Aja (aja), Sunday, 7 December 2003 15:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Sperm of Jesus

― Geir Hongro (GeirHong), Sunday, 7 December 2003 16:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Pain Amplifier

― Ben Dot (1977), Sunday, 7 December 2003 16:51 (twenty-two years ago)

the Cryonic Deadbabies

I've had that one for years, doubt I'll be starting a metal band anytime soon though.

― Blood and sparkles (bloodandsparkles), Sunday, 7 December 2003 21:43 (twenty-two years ago)

Metallica of Deth
Helldeth
Megatallica
Hellmegadeth

― Leee Trevino (Leee), Sunday, 7 December 2003 22:55 (twenty-two years ago)

The Call of Death

― Aja (aja), Sunday, 7 December 2003 22:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Nuclear Holocaust
Cyanide Holocaust

― Geir Hongro (GeirHong), Sunday, 7 December 2003 22:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Say Yeah Yeah Yeah to Death
Do Make Say Think About Death
Godspeed to Death, You Black Emperor!
...And You Will Know Us By The Trail of Hell

― Leee Trevino (Leee), Sunday, 7 December 2003 23:02 (twenty-two years ago)

Living the Life of Death

― Aja (aja), Sunday, 7 December 2003 23:06 (twenty-two years ago)

Life on the Line

― Aja (aja), Sunday, 7 December 2003 23:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Hell of Death
Death of Hell
Angels in the Outfield

― Leee Trevino (Leee), Sunday, 7 December 2003 23:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Computer Virus of Death

― Aja (aja), Sunday, 7 December 2003 23:23 (twenty-two years ago)

Jesus's Hotrod
Like Herod
You Don't Know Jesus
Walking Christ
Walking with Jesus

xpost Aja that's perfect

― Leee Trevino (Leee), Sunday, 7 December 2003 23:26 (twenty-two years ago)

What?

― Aja (aja), Sunday, 7 December 2003 23:28 (twenty-two years ago)

xpost Aja that's perfect

I mean I don't exactly know what you mean by that.

― Aja (aja), Sunday, 7 December 2003 23:30 (twenty-two years ago)

In the Foot Steps of Jesus

― Aja (aja), Sunday, 7 December 2003 23:34 (twenty-two years ago)

Jesus' Love of Death

― Aja (aja), Sunday, 7 December 2003 23:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Walking with Jesus

It should be

Walking Away From Jesus

― Aja (aja), Sunday, 7 December 2003 23:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Up With Dead People

― Curt (cgould), Sunday, 7 December 2003 23:48 (twenty-two years ago)

Crippled.

― El Spinktor (El Spinktor), Sunday, 7 December 2003 23:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Lovely and Dead

― Aja (aja), Sunday, 7 December 2003 23:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Meatal Band of Death

― Aja (aja), Sunday, 7 December 2003 23:54 (twenty-two years ago)

Meatal Band of Death

I meant

Metal Band of Death

― Aja (aja), Sunday, 7 December 2003 23:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Computer Virus of Death = some kind of perfection

― Leee Trevino (Leee), Monday, 8 December 2003 00:17 (twenty-two years ago)

How so?

― Aja (aja), Monday, 8 December 2003 00:37 (twenty-two years ago)

do i have to do it? okay i will: The Death of Death

― scott seward, Monday, 8 December 2003 00:39 (twenty-two years ago)

The Fall to Hell

― Aja (aja), Monday, 8 December 2003 00:43 (twenty-two years ago)

Sickness of Death

― Aja (aja), Monday, 8 December 2003 00:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Blood Loss

― Aja (aja), Monday, 8 December 2003 01:11 (twenty-two years ago)

Rectal Insurgency
Pain Closet
Septic Rupture

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Monday, 8 December 2003 01:19 (twenty-two years ago)

The Guillotine of Death

― Aja (aja), Monday, 8 December 2003 01:21 (twenty-two years ago)

Death Pony Tosses Its Bloody Main

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Monday, 8 December 2003 01:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Haha

― Aja (aja), Monday, 8 December 2003 01:28 (twenty-two years ago)

...as opposed to a common guillotine of flesh wounds?

― Curt (cgould), Monday, 8 December 2003 01:29 (twenty-two years ago)

The Unicorn's Bloody Horn

― Aja (aja), Monday, 8 December 2003 01:29 (twenty-two years ago)

...as opposed to a common guillotine of flesh wounds?

Well, "add 'of death to an object'"

― Aja (aja), Monday, 8 December 2003 01:33 (twenty-two years ago)

haha NIGHTPORK totally wins!

Unless you like NAKED MÖLE RATT as much as I do.

― Kim (Kim), Monday, 8 December 2003 01:40 (twenty-two years ago)

The Unicorn's Bloody Horn
The Unicorn's Bloody Horn!

― Aja (aja), Monday, 8 December 2003 01:42 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.redbay.com/dazzler/fff/march/horn.jpg

The Unicorn's Bloody Horn I tell you!

― Aja (aja), Monday, 8 December 2003 02:09 (twenty-two years ago)

The Rampaging Erect Phallus of Satan!

― Lord Custos Omicron (Lord Custos Omicron), Monday, 8 December 2003 03:04 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh God!

― Aja (aja), Monday, 8 December 2003 03:07 (twenty-two years ago)

That what she said!

― Lord Custos Omicron (Lord Custos Omicron), Monday, 8 December 2003 03:44 (twenty-two years ago)

What?

― Aja (aja), Monday, 8 December 2003 03:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Throwing Up Bile and Blood

― Aja (aja), Monday, 8 December 2003 03:50 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.fright.com/vmoon/art/15.gif

― Aja (aja), Monday, 8 December 2003 03:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Mission of Death

― Aja (aja), Monday, 8 December 2003 04:03 (twenty-two years ago)

MISTER BELVEDERE

― jazz odysseus, Monday, 8 December 2003 04:06 (twenty-two years ago)

The Blinding Darkness

― Aja (aja), Monday, 8 December 2003 04:10 (twenty-two years ago)

The Cold Sore of Death

http://www.stanford.edu/group/virus/herpes/2000/coldsore.jpg

― Aja (aja), Monday, 8 December 2003 04:14 (twenty-two years ago)

Bothersome Swelling on Middle Toe of Left Foot!

― Curt (cgould), Monday, 8 December 2003 04:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Bumgrapes!!!!

― Old Fart!!! (oldfart_sd), Monday, 8 December 2003 13:39 (twenty-two years ago)

PURCHASE LEDGOR!

― dog latin (dog latin), Monday, 8 December 2003 13:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Razor Apple
Blood Vomit

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Monday, 8 December 2003 13:43 (twenty-two years ago)

Cryptic Glacier
Beneath the Haunted Moon
Black Mass Appeal
Baphometaphysics

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Monday, 8 December 2003 13:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Rotting Vicar
Cardiac Assault

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Monday, 8 December 2003 13:48 (twenty-two years ago)

Hell Donkey
Infernal Affairs

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Monday, 8 December 2003 13:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Imploding Christ

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Monday, 8 December 2003 13:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Enbalmed

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Monday, 8 December 2003 13:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Jesus Are You Headbanging With Me?

― j.lu (j.lu), Monday, 8 December 2003 13:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Administrator

― dog latin (dog latin), Monday, 8 December 2003 14:01 (twenty-two years ago)

Hellfucker
Exploding Penis
Lung BUtter
Roadkill In Heat
Zombi Essence
Oozing Pustule SUckers

― John Bullabaugh (John Bullabaugh), Monday, 8 December 2003 14:24 (twenty-two years ago)

Satanical
Whorish
Niedersachsen
Raus!
Tragic Puppetry
Gooore!

― Jay Kid (Jay K), Monday, 8 December 2003 17:19 (twenty-two years ago)

Bloody Pampers

― Aja (aja), Monday, 8 December 2003 17:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Mastery
Whoremonger
Reign of Terror
Jihadraiser
Fleshburn
Deathdrool

― Jay Kid (Jay K), Monday, 8 December 2003 17:23 (twenty-two years ago)

The Inference of Death

― Aja (aja), Monday, 8 December 2003 17:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Diurnal Slaughter
Hecatomb

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Monday, 8 December 2003 17:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Moldbrain
Pusmorgue
Alzheimer
Coldplay (no, wait...)
Bastardized
Painstriver

― Jay Kid (Jay K), Monday, 8 December 2003 17:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Dave Grohl named his metal band Probot

Maybe he should have named it

The Probot of Death

― Aja (aja), Monday, 8 December 2003 17:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Momentum Flux

― Dave Vinson (Gaughin), Monday, 8 December 2003 18:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Anal Birth

― Matt O'Malley (matthew omalley), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 00:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Gorgoyle

― Matt O'Malley (matthew omalley), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 00:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Bellowing for Death

― Aja (aja), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 00:24 (twenty-two years ago)

Mentally Molested

― Matt O'Malley (matthew omalley), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 00:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Molested After Death
or M.A.D.

― Matt O'Malley (matthew omalley), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 00:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Out of Innards?

― Matt O'Malley (matthew omalley), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 00:29 (twenty-two years ago)

Javelin in You

― Aja (aja), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 00:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Anal Christ

― Matt O'Malley (matthew omalley), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 00:34 (twenty-two years ago)

Rancid Smegma Chalice

― Matt O'Malley (matthew omalley), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 00:35 (twenty-two years ago)

ok maybe not

― Matt O'Malley (matthew omalley), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 00:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Virtuous Santan

― Aja (aja), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 00:38 (twenty-two years ago)

Satan not Santan

sorry

― Aja (aja), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 00:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Shiny Happy People Dying in the Street

― Aja (aja), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 00:43 (twenty-two years ago)

Threadlocker

― DJ Mencap (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 11:18 (twenty-two years ago)

The Wrath of the Clowns

Debut album cover:
http://tubes.ominix.com/art/creepy/creepy-imposter.jpg

― Aja (aja), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 05:52 (twenty-two years ago)

two weeks pass...

The Christmas Wish of Death

― Aja (aja), Wednesday, 24 December 2003 22:38 (twenty-two years ago)

Merry Christmas Santan

― Aja (aja), Wednesday, 24 December 2003 22:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Yuletide Eulogy.
Christmas Carnage.
Santa's Bloody Slay Bells.
Chanukah Horror.
Killer Kwanzaa.

Actually those sound more like bad b-movie titles than metal band names, but they could work for a good gore-grind band.

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Wednesday, 24 December 2003 23:04 (twenty-two years ago)

I like Santa's Bloody Slay Bells, but I'm telling you people, The Unicorn's Bloody Horn is the greatest metal band name ever!!!!

― Aja (aja), Wednesday, 24 December 2003 23:09 (twenty-two years ago)

three months pass...

Death To Dingleberries

― Richard Wade, Wednesday, 31 March 2004 21:36 (twenty-one years ago)

DeathFucked by a Rottating Screwdriver or DFRS

― Cacaman Flores, Wednesday, 31 March 2004 21:52 (twenty-one years ago)

The Giant Pube Lice
The Pierced Clits
Arsenic Breast Implants

― Richard Wade, Wednesday, 31 March 2004 22:11 (twenty-one years ago)

Chernobyl Bykker Woman

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Thursday, 1 April 2004 00:53 (twenty-one years ago)

Magikal Despair
Medivel Cornbread
Radioactice Dirt

― Kokuangyojutsu, Tuesday, 6 April 2004 00:39 (twenty-one years ago)

LimoZeen

― Dude (The Yellow Dart), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 05:28 (twenty-one years ago)

Thick With Muscle

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 05:38 (twenty-one years ago)

Killing Death

― that's MR. sanchez to you (mokey), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 13:29 (twenty-one years ago)

The Mimsies.

― Billy Dods (Billy Dods), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 13:54 (twenty-one years ago)

Administrator
-- dog latin (doglati...), December 8th, 2003.

Deadministrator!

Iron Fist (although Sandfist is better/worse).

I think the winner so far is Anal Birth.

― Rick Massimo (Rick Massimo), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 14:05 (twenty-one years ago)

basket of kittens
fuzzy bunny slippers
puppy dogs and rainbows

.. of death

― bluegoose, Tuesday, 6 April 2004 14:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Chod

― Marcel Gallingez (Marcel Gallingez), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 14:53 (twenty-one years ago)

Vorthenkrull

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Wednesday, 7 April 2004 00:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Californium, ALL THE WAY BABY!!! ... sorry, thats my band, ummm... Katzenjammers, Xyanjamakes, Stalemate, Battery acid... can't think of anything else.

― David Joe Holland from RI, Friday, 16 April 2004 15:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Californium???

That's an element on the Periodic Table.

― Aja (aja), Friday, 16 April 2004 15:32 (twenty-one years ago)

There are two bands here in Nashville named Asschapel and Snakeskin Machinegun. They often play on the same bill.

― Brandon D. Valentine, Friday, 16 April 2004 22:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Menorrhagia

― Serya (Z_Ayres), Sunday, 18 April 2004 22:10 (twenty-one years ago)

Galahad

― Robbie Lumsden (Wallace Stevens HQ), Sunday, 18 April 2004 22:14 (twenty-one years ago)

Mephistophelian Scheme

― Taeresius, Wednesday, 21 April 2004 05:57 (twenty-one years ago)

Corpse Is Crispy

― donut bitch (donut), Wednesday, 21 April 2004 06:00 (twenty-one years ago)

eve's rebellion is cool.

― teejae, Wednesday, 21 April 2004 07:13 (twenty-one years ago)

EVE'S REBELLION is cool.

― teejae, Wednesday, 21 April 2004 07:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Stigmata

― me me, Wednesday, 21 April 2004 17:30 (twenty-one years ago)

When my friend was in elementary school in Australia, he had a metal band named Dark Black. Greatest name ever, in my opinion.

― Sym (shmuel), Wednesday, 21 April 2004 17:40 (twenty-one years ago)

The Ickle Cotton Buds.

― Billy Dods (Billy Dods), Wednesday, 21 April 2004 17:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Corpsefucker?

― Stupid (Stupid), Wednesday, 21 April 2004 17:57 (twenty-one years ago)

i have a band name (iron fist) is it taken i want that band name.

― Jake E Adams, Wednesday, 21 April 2004 20:05 (twenty-one years ago)

Iron Faust would be better, but not as good as The Mimsies.

― Billy Dods (Billy Dods), Wednesday, 21 April 2004 20:15 (twenty-one years ago)

the evil pop tarts of death

― benjaming orozco, Thursday, 22 April 2004 02:16 (twenty-one years ago)

When my friend was in elementary school in Australia, he had a metal band named Dark Black. Greatest name ever, in my opinion.
-- Sym

Not as good as Dark Brown.

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Thursday, 22 April 2004 02:37 (twenty-one years ago)

HELLTHRONE
DEATHKILLER
SNUGGLOR

(This is my favorite ILM thread maybe ever.)

― Nick Mirov (nick), Thursday, 22 April 2004 03:00 (twenty-one years ago)

Snugglor!

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Thursday, 22 April 2004 03:19 (twenty-one years ago)

It shoulda been "Deth and Taxxxes"

My friend is in a band called "Death and Texas"

I recently saw a band actually called "Bloodcow" which I thought was pretty awesome...

― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Thursday, 22 April 2004 03:27 (twenty-one years ago)

also, me and my friend had a fictional metal band called Hellkaiser.

― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Thursday, 22 April 2004 03:28 (twenty-one years ago)

Not as good as Dark Brown.
Eww.

― Sym (shmuel), Thursday, 22 April 2004 03:43 (twenty-one years ago)

Bloodcow!

Now we're really hitting our straps.

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Thursday, 22 April 2004 03:52 (twenty-one years ago)

yeah that name made me instantly think of this thread! almost too good to be true...but I seen it on the gig flyer with my own eyes!

― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Thursday, 22 April 2004 03:58 (twenty-one years ago)

Now we need a "great used metal bands" thread

― Sym (shmuel), Thursday, 22 April 2004 04:27 (twenty-one years ago)

"great used metal band names" that is

― Sym (shmuel), Thursday, 22 April 2004 04:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Millard Fillmöre

― tom cleveland (tom cleveland), Thursday, 22 April 2004 04:34 (twenty-one years ago)

two months pass...

Umlout

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 05:09 (twenty-one years ago)

There is a band named Tarantula Downpour, and it actually took me months of subconscious background thinking to figure out the pun implied. Alas...

― Slim Pickens, Tuesday, 29 June 2004 06:03 (twenty-one years ago)

You may need to explain.

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 06:08 (twenty-one years ago)

pun on "torrential", no?

― woly boly (woly boly), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 07:31 (twenty-one years ago)

Indeed. I figured this out while walking home in the rain and thinking "the true definition of 'torrential downpour!'"

Imagine my surprise when I immediately thought of metal...

― Slim Pickens, Tuesday, 29 June 2004 08:02 (twenty-one years ago)

SPATCHCOCK

― Huey (Huey), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 08:24 (twenty-one years ago)

axewound

― Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 09:02 (twenty-one years ago)

rotten mallard
roach rage
insane tantrum
killcore

― Jay Kid (Jay K), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 09:15 (twenty-one years ago)

monstrousity

― Jay Kid (Jay K), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 09:17 (twenty-one years ago)

There's already a Monstrosity. In fact, all English words ending with -ity are already used.

― Siegbran (eofor), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 09:29 (twenty-one years ago)

Wombender
Inflective Temperance

― flowersdie (flowersdie), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 10:24 (twenty-one years ago)

The Fluffy Hairballs

― Billy Dods (Billy Dods), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 10:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Rottweiler

― briania (briania), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 11:08 (twenty-one years ago)

episcopalian

― tipustiger, Tuesday, 29 June 2004 11:15 (twenty-one years ago)

Ronco Pocket Fisherman of Death

― woly boly (woly boly), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 11:53 (twenty-one years ago)

stalemouth

― Jay Kid (Jay K), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 13:51 (twenty-one years ago)

My friend invented his black metal band name, Lyrthas, by playing with Scrabble letters. Convincing though, huh?

― Thor, Tuesday, 29 June 2004 15:08 (twenty-one years ago)

Gorgoplasty

― lawrence kansas (lawrence kansas), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 15:12 (twenty-one years ago)

Wombender

Hahaha I read this as Wormbender!

― Siegbran (eofor), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 15:22 (twenty-one years ago)

Someone was telling me about some horrible disease the other day and before you expel Black Vomit.

― artdamages (artdamages), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 17:34 (twenty-one years ago)

millard fillmöre

my friends started a sort of joke band called killard killmore as an improvement upon another friend's idea for a band named millard killmore.

― peter smith (plsmith), Tuesday, 29 June 2004 17:37 (twenty-one years ago)

largepox

― Jay Kid (Jay K), Wednesday, 30 June 2004 07:55 (twenty-one years ago)

two years pass...

Widow's Peak

― darin (darin), Monday, 8 January 2007 22:29 (nineteen years ago)

Imploding Christ

-- latebloomer (posercore24...), December 8th, 2003.

awesome

my own suggestion: GLUTINOUS BODYMASH

― You've Got Scourage On Your Breath (Haberdager), Monday, 8 January 2007 22:36 (nineteen years ago)

MISKATONICA

― hearditonthexico (rogermexico), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 02:36 (nineteen years ago)

POXYFULE

― mahalo 4 ur kokua (grady), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 03:13 (nineteen years ago)

PHWOAR

― A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 03:14 (nineteen years ago)

i saw a flier in vancouver for a band called THRASHTIC FIBROSIS

― m0stly clean (m0stly clean), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 19:35 (nineteen years ago)

Wargaze

― Edward III (edward iii), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 19:52 (nineteen years ago)

Wargays

― Edward III (edward iii), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 19:53 (nineteen years ago)

Lady Sovereign

― Edward III (edward iii), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 19:53 (nineteen years ago)

four years pass...

C. Thomas Scream

― Darin, Friday, 3 June 2011 22:07 (fourteen years ago)

Snuffilmuphagus

― Darin, Friday, 3 June 2011 22:07 (fourteen years ago)

Slaycation

― Darin, Friday, 3 June 2011 22:07 (fourteen years ago)

Smorgasmorgue

― Darin, Friday, 3 June 2011 22:12 (fourteen years ago)

Wrong Ørifice

― Darin, Friday, 3 June 2011 22:12 (fourteen years ago)

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