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Jubbly Fam
Elegant Masta
Big Trukk
Simply Beautiful
Whyte Powa
The Asian Dawn
The Asian Don
Tha Pompidou
Al Shipley
Da Mozz

― DarrensCoq (DarrenK), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 06:01 (twenty-two years ago)

Richard Simmunz

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 06:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Lil' Shit
Oliver da Freeballa
Eternal Flame
Greedo
Fancypantz
Elijah Most Wanted
Puttee

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 06:14 (twenty-two years ago)

Tristram Shandy
Soft 'N' Dry
Wee Willie Winkie
Da Scarlet Pimpernel
Vanilla Ice

― Nels, Tuesday, 30 December 2003 06:15 (twenty-two years ago)

C-Man

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 06:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Johnny the Wrinkle

― A Nairn (moretap), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 06:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Tru Luv
Buleemiyah
Allies In Da South ("AIDS")
The Black Stripes
_- Sens-A-Tiv -_
Soy Division (vegan crew)

― DarrensCoq (DarrenK), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 06:47 (twenty-two years ago)

lil bastard (maybe this one is actually good)

― ijdjf, Tuesday, 30 December 2003 06:52 (twenty-two years ago)

ILX

― may pang (maypang), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 06:58 (twenty-two years ago)

lower case g

tha pretty boy goy

― mike bott, Tuesday, 30 December 2003 07:02 (twenty-two years ago)

Benedictine Crunk

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 07:05 (twenty-two years ago)

NEVALAND

― DarrensCoq (DarrenK), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 07:08 (twenty-two years ago)

MC Paul Barman

― David Allen (David Allen), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 07:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Swastikons.

― Xii (Xii), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 08:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Anthony Keidis

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 08:22 (twenty-two years ago)

MC Buppie Trustfund

― maria b (maria b), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 08:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Toilet Face
Da-Ginah (girl mc)
Spooge
Digestah Da Nigga
Spam

― cs appleby (cs appleby), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 09:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Elegant Masta's a great name! Can I use it?

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 09:17 (twenty-two years ago)

bitchass motherfucka
mc trevor johnson
george bush
tha drykleenaz
wakk-ass bastard
mc An offense under Subsection (a)(3) is a Class C misdemeanor Acts 1973, 63rd Leg., p. 883, ch. 399, § 1, eff. Jan. 1, 1974. Amended by Acts 1983, 68th Leg., p. 3243, ch. 558, § 9, eff. Sept. 1, 1983; Acts 1987, 70th Leg., ch. 30, § 1, eff. Sept. 1, 1987; Acts 1987, 70th Leg., 2nd C.S., ch. 43, § 3, eff. Oct. 20, 1987; Acts 1989, 71st Leg., ch. 927, § 1, eff. Aug. 28, 1989. Renumbered from § 39.03 and amended by Acts 1993, 73rd Leg., ch. 900, § 1.01, eff. Sept. 1, 1994. Amended by Acts 1995, 74th Leg., ch. 76, § 5.95(90), eff. Sept. 1, 1995; Acts 1995, 74th Leg., ch. 76, § 14.52, eff. Sept. 1, 1995
young clean chappie

― plebian plebs (plebian), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 09:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Young Black Teenagers

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 10:35 (twenty-two years ago)

Bush-Wanka

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 10:38 (twenty-two years ago)

Well, after Puff Daddy renamed himself P Diddy, I seem to remember commenting that it was a bit like Snoop Dogg renaming himself Woof-Boy!!!!!! So here are some more!!!!

MC Ploppypants!!!!!
Aintree Bassmaster Crew (ABC)!!!!
Brown Eye Superfly!!!!! (This is actually the name of a local "funk" band, believe it or not!!!!)
Dizzee Blonde!!!!!
MC Wawrukiewicz!!!!!! (Polish rap!!!!)
Da Walküre!!!!! (Fat lady with brass brassiere raps over Wagner!!!!)
MC Keller!!!! (Rap tribute to Kenneth McKeller!!!!!)
Supa Fly Ned!!!!
The Pudsey Posse!!!!
Erm, I'm out of ideas!!!!!!!
― Old Fart!!! (oldfart_sd), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 10:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Eastsyde Hongros

― DarrensCoq (DarrenK), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 13:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Tarquin Fotherington-Thomas

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 14:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Down Boy

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 14:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Thought of some more!!!!!

Da Wigz!!!!!
MC Bogbrush!!!!!!
Pastry Eatah!!!!!!
54321 Blastov!!!! (Russian rapper!!!)
'Tiny' Johnson!!!!!
Gloucestershire Gangstaz!!!!!
Crap Beat Crew!!!!
Digg Dogg!!!!!!
Dweezil Zappa Tha Rappa!!!!!
Hard Muthaz .com!!!!!!
MC Thora Hird!!!!
Erm, I'm out of ideas again!!!!

― Old Fart!!! (oldfart_sd), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 15:52 (twenty-two years ago)

tupac chopra

― dyson (dyson), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 16:05 (twenty-two years ago)

dj tanner

― brock (brock), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 16:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Mic Seaver

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 16:16 (twenty-two years ago)

G-Whiz

― Sam J. (samjeff), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 16:37 (twenty-two years ago)

Okie Doke

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 16:38 (twenty-two years ago)

best thread evah

― pete s, Tuesday, 30 December 2003 16:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Wacky Neighbor a.k.a. Jim J. Bulloxxx

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 16:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Loved lots of those - how's abouts these...

Hate Cranker
Ebola Lyte
MC Bling Bling
Essiness
Damn Skippy!
Erkel D.
DJ Re-run
Mitsy Tyte
Wu-Klan
Lice-T
Dr. No Assitol
----ewwww

― christoff (christoff), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 17:08 (twenty-two years ago)

Mairzy Doats

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 17:09 (twenty-two years ago)

Wycliff Juxtable

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 17:09 (twenty-two years ago)

MC Custos

― Sonny A. (Keiko), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 17:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Professor Hugo Strange --NO that's a good one!

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 17:13 (twenty-two years ago)

G-Zuss

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 17:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Number 2
DJ Jazz Hands
MC Ham Sandwich
Masterducky
L-Booger
LL Bean
Stoney Toney D.
MC Hoser
Golly-G
Ms. Period

― metfigga (metfigga), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 18:33 (twenty-two years ago)

Tommy Hill Figga

― Nik (Nik), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 18:37 (twenty-two years ago)

A.O. Hell

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 18:38 (twenty-two years ago)

I was watching soul train the other day and this crew was on.. dunno if these were nicknames or their real names, but they were the following:

MC Stinky Fangaz
Turdy the Pooper Scooper

― bill stevens (bscrubbins), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 18:43 (twenty-two years ago)

Subtle T
Straw Bear E
MC Escher

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 18:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Casper the Ghostface Killah
DJ Bad Credit
MC Lollipop
DJ Terror Wrist

― metfigga (metfigga), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 18:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Hypothetical.
Hypesthetical.

― Rockist Scientist, Tuesday, 30 December 2003 18:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Sarkaztik

― Blood and sparkles (bloodandsparkles), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 19:34 (twenty-two years ago)

Hippo Critical

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 19:34 (twenty-two years ago)

MC Hugz-Not-Drugz
Tangerine Lip Balm
Bi-Curious
Steve Guttenbizzle
Marshmallow Kisses
MC Ashcroft
Da Fraidy Cat

― Ben Boyer (Ben Boyer), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 19:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Shabazzam

― Chris Hill (Chris Hill), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 19:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Rap man

― A Nairn (moretap), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 20:28 (twenty-two years ago)

hammer thyme

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 20:33 (twenty-two years ago)

Qoolout

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Tuesday, 30 December 2003 20:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Ice t.com

― Nik (Nik), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 20:37 (twenty-two years ago)

ice capades

― dyson (dyson), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 20:54 (twenty-two years ago)

Italian Ice

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 20:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Gelato X

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 20:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Cold Gold

― Nik (Nik), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 21:02 (twenty-two years ago)

MC MacMc the rhymin' Scot

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 21:03 (twenty-two years ago)

BMX

― Nik (Nik), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 21:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Dizney Rascal

― dyson (dyson), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 21:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Rascal Flattz

― Sam J. (samjeff), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 21:29 (twenty-two years ago)

smally bigs
obese boy anorexic

― dyson (dyson), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 21:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Wordy Mcwordsmith

― A Nairn (moretap), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 21:35 (twenty-two years ago)

MC Scallion

DJ Bishop's Stortford

Quite large Boi

― Billy Dods (Billy Dods), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 22:08 (twenty-two years ago)

Actually I think this is a good one, but still: MC Transmaniacon.

― nate detritus (natedetritus), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 23:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Bub Rubb 'n' Lil'Sis, "da whisso go woooo woooo"
Chocolate Ice
Gerardo

― metfigga (metfigga), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 00:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Gelato X! That's hilarious.

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 00:12 (twenty-two years ago)

SugarPuff Daddy (i'm sure someone you all know has said this and you thought they were lame)

Allah

Wordsmith X

― Nik (Nik), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 00:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Simly Beautiful!

Oh that one is too much.

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 00:21 (twenty-two years ago)

Bozz Hog
MC Busted
Richard da second
Matthew Kelee
Skanky Pervert
Pri-a-piq
David Bowie
FingerPrince
MC Baldrick
Ms Radiography
Agnes
Midfield Enforcer
Lil' Jack Horner
Kon-di-ment
Mary Antoinette
Lil' Romeo Beckham
Westcoastlife
MC Scampy

― pete s, Wednesday, 31 December 2003 01:10 (twenty-two years ago)

tha rolling stones

― plebian plebs (plebian), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 01:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Tony Blair

DJ Maestro and MC Cirrus

Pan Da TeX

Farrah

Evil Axxis

― Nik (Nik), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 02:06 (twenty-two years ago)

Rappist Scientist.

― Rockist Scientist (rockistscientist), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 02:35 (twenty-two years ago)

Bi-Curious, hahah

― Blood and sparkles (bloodandsparkles), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 03:35 (twenty-two years ago)

Lil' Italy

― pete s, Wednesday, 31 December 2003 03:38 (twenty-two years ago)

MC Squared

― sym (shmuel), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 06:57 (twenty-two years ago)

haha beautifully bad

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 07:02 (twenty-two years ago)

haha i know. I came up with that when I was 16 and I thought I was really brilliant.

― sym (shmuel), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 07:05 (twenty-two years ago)

jay-hova

― sym (shmuel), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 07:44 (twenty-two years ago)

peachy nietzche

― sym (shmuel), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 07:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Da Clitoral Hood

― may pang (maypang), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 07:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Big Mack
Burga King
Pepsi

― DarrensCoq (DarrenK), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 11:48 (twenty-two years ago)

Rainbo Rydaz
Church Camp Clik

― DarrensCoq (DarrenK), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 11:51 (twenty-two years ago)

MC Niyce Boy

― dave225 (Dave225), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 12:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Ha-HAAAAAAAH!!!!

This ya man CLUE!!!!!!!!!!!!

We got ya man Boyztown and ya man Bathtime from the Buggery Brovaz!!!!!

Ha-HAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!

― DJ Clueq (DarrenK), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 12:57 (twenty-two years ago)

I remeber an interview with Princess Superstar, where she said that some label executive wanted to put her in a fur coat and call her "Cream." Which made me gag.

― Ben Dot (1977), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 14:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Prose-n-Conz.

― mike a, Wednesday, 31 December 2003 15:14 (twenty-two years ago)

MC Humdinger

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 15:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Da Olsen Twinz.

― mike a, Wednesday, 31 December 2003 15:17 (twenty-two years ago)

MC John Wayne.

― mike a, Wednesday, 31 December 2003 15:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Mint E Fresh

― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 15:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Belle 'n Sebastian.

― mike a, Wednesday, 31 December 2003 15:19 (twenty-two years ago)

Da FBI Snitch.

― mike a, Wednesday, 31 December 2003 15:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Ballzin Sebastian

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 15:21 (twenty-two years ago)

tupac chopra
the thread is over. dyson won. for helping us get in touch with our inner thug.

― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 15:23 (twenty-two years ago)

Syrup

Sista More fine

― Nik (Nik), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 17:29 (twenty-two years ago)

New Year Sieve

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 17:30 (twenty-two years ago)

the thread is over. dyson won. for helping us get in touch with our inner thug
thank you, thank you. this may actually be a punk band very very soon. it will get us shot, but i don't care¡

― dyson (dyson), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 17:50 (twenty-two years ago)

just make sure you record A LOT of demos

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 17:51 (twenty-two years ago)

This one's real:
Taynt

― dave225 (Dave225), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 17:52 (twenty-two years ago)

like the spot between the A and the V?

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 17:52 (twenty-two years ago)

ha ha - it took me 2 hours to figure out what you meant by "a" + "v".
audio visual my ass¡

― dyson (dyson), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 20:36 (twenty-two years ago)

it even works as a sight gag! upper case that is!

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 20:37 (twenty-two years ago)

s trife

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 21:38 (twenty-two years ago)

thread killa

― sym (shmuel), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 22:32 (twenty-two years ago)

MC ROTFLMAO

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 22:42 (twenty-two years ago)

ILX

― pete s, Wednesday, 31 December 2003 22:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Nutz

Ken Yah!

― Nik (Nik), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 23:01 (twenty-two years ago)

Da Cheeky Chappy

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 23:01 (twenty-two years ago)

master beta

― sym (shmuel), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 23:34 (twenty-two years ago)

MC SHOCAH

― sym (shmuel), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 23:34 (twenty-two years ago)

MC SHOCKAH, that is

― sym (shmuel), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 23:35 (twenty-two years ago)

MC I Gotta Shit

― maria b (maria b), Thursday, 1 January 2004 00:57 (twenty-two years ago)

MC Duck

― Geir Hongro (GeirHong), Thursday, 1 January 2004 01:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Happy New Geir!

― pete s, Thursday, 1 January 2004 01:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Beta Maxx
Howard tha Dukk
Postmaster General
CPA

― My name is Kenny (My name is Kenny), Thursday, 1 January 2004 07:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Maxx Factor

― mike a, Thursday, 1 January 2004 14:25 (twenty-two years ago)

D. Cizhun.

― Rockist Scientist (rockistscientist), Thursday, 1 January 2004 14:29 (twenty-two years ago)

MC Stinkfinger Clit and the Puzzled Panther Posse

― Teen Challenge Drug Addict Choir (mjt), Thursday, 1 January 2004 19:12 (twenty-two years ago)

c-molestah
mc dull
sonic hedgehoggy hedgehog
dim of tha yard
no flava

― plebian plebs (plebian), Thursday, 1 January 2004 19:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Poo Diddy

― sym (shmuel), Thursday, 1 January 2004 20:33 (twenty-two years ago)

MC Custos
I'd like to give a shout out to my homeys, especially Sonny A and da ILM Posse!

― Lord Custos Omicron (Lord Custos Omicron), Thursday, 1 January 2004 21:42 (twenty-two years ago)

MC Hitlah

― Chris Ott (Chris Ott), Friday, 2 January 2004 00:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Bignificant.

― Rockist Scientist, Saturday, 3 January 2004 14:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Tearz
Smoggie
Homothug Allstars
GloStix

― DarrensCoq (DarrenK), Saturday, 3 January 2004 14:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Holy shit, "tupac chopra" and "Rap man" are genius!

― DarrensCoq (DarrenK), Saturday, 3 January 2004 14:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Fagolous

― Darrens8====D (DarrenK), Saturday, 3 January 2004 15:19 (twenty-two years ago)

Nasty Fat Paedophile

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Saturday, 3 January 2004 16:06 (twenty-two years ago)

Minty Scent

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Saturday, 3 January 2004 16:06 (twenty-two years ago)

Flow-ella Benjamin

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Saturday, 3 January 2004 16:11 (twenty-two years ago)

Selv.

― Rockist Scientist, Saturday, 3 January 2004 16:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Mastaz of Da Universe
Glenn & Shorty

― Jay Kid (Jay K), Saturday, 3 January 2004 16:40 (twenty-two years ago)

AV Cable

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Saturday, 3 January 2004 23:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Madonna

― sym (shmuel), Saturday, 3 January 2004 23:38 (twenty-two years ago)

KISH KASH >>>>>>>>> SPEAKERBOXXX/THE LOVE BELOW

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Saturday, 3 January 2004 23:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Blingless Po' Foke
3 Dolla Bill

― Lord Custos Omicron (Lord Custos Omicron), Sunday, 4 January 2004 01:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Hubba Bubba
Twinkle Toez
Day Trada
MC Shimofobich

― sucka (sucka), Sunday, 4 January 2004 03:28 (twenty-two years ago)

MC Trite

― Naive Teen Idol (Naive Teen Idol), Sunday, 4 January 2004 04:19 (twenty-two years ago)

AZN

― Chris Ott (Chris Ott), Sunday, 4 January 2004 04:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Scrill O'Reilly

― nate detritus (natedetritus), Sunday, 4 January 2004 04:29 (twenty-two years ago)

Dolla Billz

― Gear! (Gear!), Sunday, 4 January 2004 04:34 (twenty-two years ago)

MC Donaldz (aka Da Burger King)

― cronopio, Sunday, 4 January 2004 20:11 (twenty-two years ago)

MC SHOCKAH

If'n I ever get the chance to self-apply a moniker, I think this will be it.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Monday, 5 January 2004 05:26 (twenty-two years ago)

and I'll back you up Kenan, if I get to be DJ Grebt!

― Lord Custos Omicron (Lord Custos Omicron), Monday, 5 January 2004 06:40 (twenty-two years ago)

MC 3-P.O.
Trans Fatty
Big Load
Professor Smile-a-Tron

― oops (Oops), Monday, 5 January 2004 08:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Marquee Smiff
Skraughn-EE BoAnZ
Tha Dissmonga
Muntie Stylz
DJ Man Hater
Ackwhizistionahll
Kay-Dee L'Ang
Dildo Biggunz
MC .3 Recurring

― William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Monday, 5 January 2004 08:19 (twenty-two years ago)

DJ Vinyl Enthusiast
Wordy W. Wordo and the Nu-Matic Drillaz

― William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Monday, 5 January 2004 08:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Some people aren't really doing it right, but William is.

How about R'n'B ones?

Pure Luxury
Lubriderm
Platinum World

― The Thinking Man's Paris Hilton (DarrenK), Monday, 5 January 2004 09:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Costly Thangs (solo artist)
Pussy And Respect (m/f duo)

― The Thinking Man's Paris Hilton (DarrenK), Monday, 5 January 2004 09:06 (twenty-two years ago)

Garage Rock Acts:

The Rape
The Mucous
The Oldness
The Neck
The Back

― The Thinking Man's Paris Hilton (DarrenK), Monday, 5 January 2004 09:13 (twenty-two years ago)

In'A-Kon-T-Nun-T'Al
Spiffy Hands
Solid Stool
Hugh G. Wang
Superdude 9K
Orange County Dracula
Spunkmaster Spunk
Can-Da-Real
Lauren Bootycall
Sonny Boy Hesketh-Riley

― William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Monday, 5 January 2004 09:32 (twenty-two years ago)

DJ Innagadadaviduhbebe

― Joe (Joe), Monday, 5 January 2004 11:19 (twenty-two years ago)

Ok, this thread is hilarious. I've thought of a few, and will possibly add more later. Tell me what you think:

MC Crystal Lyte
Whoop D. Whoop
Al Gore (or Ally Al) and Tha Funky Bunch

― Carrie M., Monday, 5 January 2004 16:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Bitch-Ass Edward Smith
MC Dial-A-Whuppin'
Mar-Lo
Escalator Boom
Johnny Say Wha'?

― William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Monday, 5 January 2004 16:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Tariq Ali

― Nik (Nik), Monday, 5 January 2004 17:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Lo-Kaliber
DJ Krazee Krunch and the Munch Bunch
Vinegar Strokez
MC Nik-E Wire

― Jason J, Monday, 5 January 2004 17:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Dogg-Faced Boi
MC BE (that shit be TOXIC, yo)
Da Assman (Da Assman Cometh, of course)
Da Prognosticatorz
Vomitus 3000

― el kabong, Monday, 5 January 2004 18:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Herb N. Jungle (Herb pronounced without the 'h')

― oops (Oops), Monday, 5 January 2004 18:30 (twenty-two years ago)

MC Mohammed Atta

― Lord Custos Omicron (Lord Custos Omicron), Monday, 5 January 2004 20:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Bengal Boyz
Jay Kru
Keith "Night" Sweats
MC Glazed Donuts
Inspecta General
Cotton Ballaz

― andrew m. (andrewmorgan), Monday, 5 January 2004 20:35 (twenty-two years ago)

Colt Cristal And The Forty-Four Magnumz
Big Gus
Electric Chaz
In-Def-A-Nit

― William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Monday, 5 January 2004 21:35 (twenty-two years ago)

4 Skin

― jeremyh, Monday, 5 January 2004 22:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Mista Mista
Spazz Mo' D
Mark E. Smif 'N Wesson

― andrew m. (andrewmorgan), Monday, 5 January 2004 22:43 (twenty-two years ago)

Strange Flava'd Rappa

Dopamine Jones and the Well-Foxy Free

Da Ruthlesss Dog-Strangluh

― Joe (Joe), Monday, 5 January 2004 23:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Actually, "Da Rufless Dog-Strangluh" would be even better.

― Joe (Joe), Monday, 5 January 2004 23:41 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm from a small farm town and some guys in my high school had a rap group called Bubble Up.

They were:

MC Delta T (a physics equation or something?)
The Lyrical Miracle
and the Nicaraguan Nightmare (a strange inside joke about some kid who pronounced Nicaragua like the SNL skit)

I did a guest rap under the name OG Readmore the Educated Gangsta (which was based on this Saturday morning PSA where they had a cartoon cat who esposed the joys of reading name Oh Gee Readmore)

― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Monday, 5 January 2004 23:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Disco Stu

― My name is Kenny (My name is Kenny), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 01:02 (twenty-two years ago)

A-Sexual
Cherry Garcia
Sensitivo
DeGeneres
GenderBender
Lo-Fat
Stonewall
Morrissizzey

― Ben Boyer (Ben Boyer), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 01:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Tupac Chancre

― sucka (sucka), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 03:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Eugene the Rappin' Eunuch

― sucka (sucka), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 03:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Maya McCheez

― Andy, Tuesday, 6 January 2004 13:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Missy Etherij

― janni (janni), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 15:34 (twenty-two years ago)

Phat Phuc

― rico, Tuesday, 6 January 2004 17:11 (twenty-two years ago)

Tig Ol' Bitty

― andrew m. (andrewmorgan), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 18:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Tone-Def
MC Aye
Lil' Bighorn
Run DMCI
Snoopy Dog Dogg
Busta' Hymen
Vanilla Coke-head
Ice-T-Bag
Da' White Niggaz Orc-estra
Tupac Aday
Ice-Cuban
Cocoa-Puff Daddy
Shizznitty-Shizznitty Bang-Bang
Mau-Mau's in da' Hou-houze!

― Mike Johnson, Tuesday, 6 January 2004 18:17 (twenty-two years ago)

I would die to hear a collaboration between Rap Man and Johnny Say Wha'? with DJ Vinyl Enthusiast on decks.

― Felcher (Felcher), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 18:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Tuncky Tunck Tunck
Marvis Wo
Stanza B. Flowkewicz
Wack Allergic
Big Q, Li'l Q, Medium Q
Da Nu Cuff Linx

― William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 19:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Rutherford B. Hayez

― Prime Cut, Tuesday, 6 January 2004 23:08 (twenty-two years ago)

whoa, prime cut. best one yet.

― tom cleveland (tom cleveland), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 23:27 (twenty-two years ago)

how bout...

flamin' carl and the fabulous 4

― edd, Wednesday, 7 January 2004 00:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Trick E. Dick and the Enemies List
Haile C. Lassie (that would probably be pretty offensive to Ethiopians and Rastafarians)

― j.lu (j.lu), Wednesday, 7 January 2004 01:14 (twenty-two years ago)

only if his backup singers are called the Rescuing Collies.

― Lord Custos Omicron (Lord Custos Omicron), Wednesday, 7 January 2004 01:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Herve Villifyed

― Mark (MarkR), Wednesday, 7 January 2004 01:38 (twenty-two years ago)

Welsh Rarebit

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, 7 January 2004 01:46 (twenty-two years ago)

MC Spot Run
Ken U. Diggit
Ike N. Diggit
Lay-Z
Kermit Da Frogg
Will Young MC
MC:\WINDOWS\Temp\
Wang Chung Clan

― D Wilson, Wednesday, 7 January 2004 06:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Sing for Bling-Bling
Con-Domme
Kibbles n Bits
Obese and Diabetic
Crotch Rot
Spastic Plastic (that might be a good one)
Alpo Allstars
Big Turd

― J.Gor, Wednesday, 7 January 2004 06:23 (twenty-two years ago)

Jeepaz Creepaz
Prix Mature
Wick-Wick Wack

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 7 January 2004 07:05 (twenty-two years ago)

madchild
mc gonnorhea
i pay bitches to be in my videos mc

― Michael Moniz, Wednesday, 7 January 2004 21:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Madchild is an acutal rap name. He's one half of Swollen Members. Not to be confused with Madlib or Wildchild, the two mcs in Lootpack.

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 7 January 2004 21:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Doctor Octaroon

― marcos lopez, Wednesday, 7 January 2004 22:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Professor Pantaloons

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 7 January 2004 22:24 (twenty-two years ago)

The Rappist

― sucka (sucka), Wednesday, 7 January 2004 22:31 (twenty-two years ago)

Pimp-L

― otto, Wednesday, 7 January 2004 22:57 (twenty-two years ago)

RAPULON-700

― William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Wednesday, 7 January 2004 23:19 (twenty-two years ago)

Hi, My Name Is Dave, How Can I Bust Yo' Ass Today?

― William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Wednesday, 7 January 2004 23:24 (twenty-two years ago)

DJ Opie
Ben De Bannana
Pimp Pastie
Motor Home aka winnie pop out
MC ROTFLMAO
Nigerachi
Shlo-mo and the jew crew
Bagel Boy Mob
Parrapa
Ford taurus
Kaazza Crew

― Deficat, Thursday, 8 January 2004 00:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Kristofer Krust
Hugz
Young Wayne

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Thursday, 8 January 2004 00:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Tittz

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Thursday, 8 January 2004 00:29 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh Gee (Gangsta Lyte)

― j.lu (j.lu), Thursday, 8 January 2004 00:43 (twenty-two years ago)

RAPULON-700
I'm claiming this one and kicking it up an order of magnitude!

― Lord Custos Rapulon 7000! (Lord Custos Omicron), Thursday, 8 January 2004 03:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Phat Sharon

― William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Thursday, 8 January 2004 05:17 (twenty-two years ago)

MC Lovechild (i think that was Q-tip's first hip hop name)

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 8 January 2004 06:46 (twenty-two years ago)

6pac Shaker
Digital Underwear
Digital Overland Delivery
Snoop Doggie Cat
MC White Guy
Lice Cube
Enemamens
Busta Browne
Stock Brokaw

― Lord Custos Omicron (Lord Custos Omicron), Thursday, 8 January 2004 06:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Eyellem
C-Man

― pete s, Thursday, 8 January 2004 10:28 (twenty-two years ago)

G-Zeus

― kinski (kinski), Thursday, 8 January 2004 15:35 (twenty-two years ago)

eThug.com and the iHomies
Killa Poodle

― Lord Custos Omicron (Lord Custos Omicron), Thursday, 8 January 2004 18:35 (twenty-two years ago)

f-both of them am nicer so halla if you wonna battle you can bet your life on f what you herd f what you goin to here
-- blizz ya favorite rappers favorite rapper (slim1...), January 8th, 2004.

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Thursday, 8 January 2004 21:09 (twenty-two years ago)

Big Shoppa
Atari 2400
Yo-Yo-Yo Ma, Yo

― stephen, Thursday, 8 January 2004 21:47 (twenty-two years ago)

BlackMan Turner Overdrive

― Sotne Cold, Thursday, 8 January 2004 23:24 (twenty-two years ago)

Marz bar
Grave E strokz
Dub'l Dong
Num nutz
Cerebral killazz
Cerebral Paul Z

― I wont tell you what my real dj name is, Saturday, 10 January 2004 05:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Da E-Ville Axe dis, feat DJ DPRK
DJ 3rd Bass

― aha!, Saturday, 10 January 2004 05:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Eazey Rock

― Kim (Kim), Saturday, 10 January 2004 06:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Willum Da Foe

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Saturday, 10 January 2004 07:34 (twenty-two years ago)

Anna KKKarenina
(the followup to Ice Cube's War and Peace albums, obv)

― sym (shmuel), Sunday, 11 January 2004 00:22 (twenty-two years ago)

MC Nigger

― sym (shmuel), Sunday, 11 January 2004 06:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Rubba Dux
Dudlee Doo Wrong
Fawlty Towers
PT 109
Infraction Jackson
Da Phyllis Dillaz

― Deef, Tuesday, 13 January 2004 00:11 (twenty-two years ago)

Suckmaster B

― Kim (Kim), Tuesday, 13 January 2004 00:48 (twenty-two years ago)

Cremaster B

― morris pavilion (samjeff), Tuesday, 13 January 2004 00:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Timothy Mulatto

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 13 January 2004 00:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Mixmaster Y2K

― Joe (Joe), Tuesday, 13 January 2004 03:29 (twenty-two years ago)

Y Knot

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 13 January 2004 04:12 (twenty-two years ago)

haha Dudley Doo Wrong

― sym (shmuel), Tuesday, 13 January 2004 04:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Nicole Kiddman
Jood Law
Tom Crews

― Fatal Beret (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 13 January 2004 04:19 (twenty-two years ago)

Robin Steele

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 13 January 2004 04:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Infraction Jackson
As soon as I grow out my luscious black 'fro, I'm getting my name legally changed to Infraction Jackson.

― Lord Custos Omicron (Lord Custos Omicron), Tuesday, 13 January 2004 05:21 (twenty-two years ago)

Infraction Jackson is one of the best rapper names I have ever heard.
eThug.com and the iHomies is really funny.

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Tuesday, 13 January 2004 05:25 (twenty-two years ago)

and they never go out of style, because as soon as one of their albums starts to sound dated, you just go over to their web site and download an anti-suckage patch.

― Lord Custos Omicron (Lord Custos Omicron), Tuesday, 13 January 2004 06:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Fiddly D
Daddy Mack tha Knife
Tellytub E
Furious George
Curious George
MC Heywood Jablomi
Wink Martindale

― Scott Bloomfield, Tuesday, 13 January 2004 06:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Soupy Sales
MCDJ Generic
Yeastie Grrlz

― dc, Wednesday, 14 January 2004 06:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Sir Loin

That was on Aqua Teen a couple nights ago. They also have a child rapper named "MC Pee-Pants."

― billstevejim, Wednesday, 14 January 2004 08:29 (twenty-two years ago)

MC Mela-none (white rapper)

― Nowhere Man, Thursday, 15 January 2004 04:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Must be:

MC Bossefar
Pimp KOKO
Ping Ping Peeman

― Skipperdrengen, Saturday, 24 January 2004 19:44 (twenty-two years ago)

These are some suckass names:

M@
Trace
Culprit
Mindlash
Cman (without a dash)
maherie
cyber
Drunk Eric
Sherm
Rev Sandman
Orsm
ktj4l
Nerd
Brendan
Mike_teh_loser
Titan
Roraz
Dazza
Slapass
Winst
Tress
Neonbubble
ApeChild

― Trev, Saturday, 31 January 2004 17:12 (twenty-two years ago)

Boney M

― Hans Veneman (veneman), Saturday, 31 January 2004 18:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Ginko Bilobah
Crazee Horz

― inkle, Saturday, 31 January 2004 18:45 (twenty-two years ago)

401K (I'm adopting this one for myself)

― My name is Kenny (My name is Kenny), Saturday, 31 January 2004 20:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Cheeze E Chuck
Slinky Deez

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Saturday, 31 January 2004 20:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Soupy $ale$

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Saturday, 31 January 2004 20:41 (twenty-two years ago)

DJ Gopop (not an MC, but...)

― Mr. Snrub (Mr. Snrub), Saturday, 31 January 2004 20:44 (twenty-two years ago)

MC Manchild

Sizzla

― Joseph McCombs, Saturday, 31 January 2004 21:12 (twenty-two years ago)

Y-Front

― Donna Brown (Donna Brown), Saturday, 31 January 2004 21:13 (twenty-two years ago)

hoping for names referencing increasingly ineffectual fictional gangstas/bad types-

Billy Bathgate
Fat Tony (from Simpsons) et al.

Mark E. Smith'n'Wesson

― Donna Brown (Donna Brown), Saturday, 31 January 2004 21:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Ind-A-Gent
Payobo Beatch
MC Restraina
Da Black Sharps
Suga Cubes
T-Wrexx
Da Unicorn Killaz
Swiff Kicka d'Azz
Benna Flektonez

― a w, Saturday, 31 January 2004 21:43 (twenty-two years ago)

floor filler phil

― delarge, Sunday, 1 February 2004 20:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Tha Groovekilla

― Tha Threadkilla (j.lu), Monday, 2 February 2004 00:21 (twenty-two years ago)

The Loveliest Rapper

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Monday, 2 February 2004 00:23 (twenty-two years ago)

Mistah Belvedere.

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Monday, 2 February 2004 01:37 (twenty-two years ago)

MC Donalds "The Minimum Wage Rapper"

― J-rod, Tuesday, 3 February 2004 06:57 (twenty-two years ago)

ILM: THA TAKEOVA

http://home.nyc.rr.com/wombat888/elegant.gif

― Chris Ott (Chris Ott), Thursday, 5 February 2004 16:08 (twenty-two years ago)

Twelve-tone school Viennese rapper:

Ice Berg

― Dadaismus (Dada), Thursday, 5 February 2004 16:12 (twenty-two years ago)

That should read:

Twelve-tone Old Skool Viennese rapper: Ice Berg

... of course

― Dadaismus (Dada), Thursday, 5 February 2004 16:14 (twenty-two years ago)

raptilicus

― dave225 (Dave225), Thursday, 5 February 2004 16:18 (twenty-two years ago)

This is a real one- DJ Krash Slaughta is appearing in sunny Glasgow tonite!!!!!!!!!!!

― Old Fart!!! (oldfart_sd), Thursday, 5 February 2004 17:36 (twenty-two years ago)

can't be bothered to go thru all these... is Da N-10-Shinnel Mizpellinz mentioned?

― ken taylrr, Thursday, 5 February 2004 22:15 (twenty-two years ago)

(DJ) Emmanuel Dexterity

― Russ, Thursday, 5 February 2004 22:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Dr Fuck-U-Up
Stonky Bitch
Mr Fancy Ass

― William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Thursday, 5 February 2004 23:35 (twenty-two years ago)

Vice-Principle Crunk

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Friday, 6 February 2004 01:34 (twenty-two years ago)

50 Pesos (the baddest mutha from Chiapas)
Skittle (the colorful new white rapper)
Nurse Dre
Ice Coffee
Beastie Girls (Moeesha, Laqueesha, Putreesha, and Queen Latifah)
DMXXX
Scoop Icee-cream Cream
MC Wrench
TT Cool Q

MC Fucka da Cocksucka
DJ Iluvya
Wheelchair-bound Killaz
Tha Windex Pimp
Almighty Fried Chicken
Dr. Condom
Hallelluia Rap Crew
Rabbi Tyrone
FuckU-n-U-n-U2
Phallopian Tubez

― anyways, Saturday, 7 February 2004 08:24 (twenty-two years ago)

one month passes...

Devastatin' Dave the Turntable Slave. Followed closely by his modern day incarnation.

― Brian, Tuesday, 30 March 2004 02:25 (twenty-two years ago)

I still think Paul Barman should change his name to Cel-Ray Walz

― C0L1N B3CK3TT (Colin Beckett), Tuesday, 30 March 2004 02:28 (twenty-two years ago)

neolojizzum
depf (or strengf)
MC nugget

― naturemorte, Tuesday, 30 March 2004 06:40 (twenty-two years ago)

three weeks pass...

IRightI (Right between the eyez)
S.O.S
P Drizzle

― Kory S., Thursday, 22 April 2004 01:59 (twenty-two years ago)

I can't be bothered to read thru' the whole thread, but surely

Shitty Dick

would be the worst/greatest MC name of all time?

― noodle vague (noodle vague), Thursday, 22 April 2004 12:34 (twenty-two years ago)

three months pass...

DJ Buttox
P Titty
Pee Wee Herman

― mr neutron, Friday, 13 August 2004 19:54 (twenty-two years ago)

Twinkletoez

― oops (Oops), Friday, 13 August 2004 20:47 (twenty-two years ago)

MC No Logo
Kareem De La Kareem
DMV
DJ Ridoo

― joseph cotten (joseph cotten), Friday, 13 August 2004 23:04 (twenty-two years ago)

Bashfull
MC Confetti
Broz-B4-Hoez
Cherry Blossom Hustlas
P-Shy
Alan Cumming
Da Ruffle Ryders

― Softly Weeping at the Oki Dog (Ben Boyer), Friday, 13 August 2004 23:22 (twenty-two years ago)

C on ya T's

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Friday, 13 August 2004 23:29 (twenty-two years ago)

Q-Kumba.

― Wooden (Wooden), Friday, 13 August 2004 23:43 (twenty-two years ago)

Budd Wyzah
C-Nile
Sane Clown Posse
2 Soft
Runty MC
Ozone Playa

― wetmink (wetmink), Saturday, 14 August 2004 00:34 (twenty-two years ago)

FUCK
U-All
Nigga
O YEAH CHECK THIS ONE OUT. A FEMALE GANGSTA CALLED HELLEN KILLA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YEAH I GOT MORE
A BASKETBALL TEAM/RAP GROUP CALLED Supreme Court Justice HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHNA OUTER SPACE MOTHERFUCKER STARSHIP NIGGA WHAT SHUT THE FUCK UP{ YOU DUMB WHITE BITCHES HAHAHAHAHAHAHAhAHASHDSA

― PETER $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$4, Saturday, 14 August 2004 00:38 (twenty-two years ago)

Date Rapizt

― Wooden (Wooden), Saturday, 14 August 2004 00:39 (twenty-two years ago)

F&*CK I CANE BELIEVE H(W MUCH I HATE YU ALL

― P FUCK U###############################3, Saturday, 14 August 2004 00:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Dizzee Rascal

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Saturday, 14 August 2004 00:40 (twenty-two years ago)

MC Faulty Cod Piece

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Saturday, 14 August 2004 00:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Mazzive Memba

― Wooden (Wooden), Saturday, 14 August 2004 00:45 (twenty-two years ago)

for the germanic crew- The Wotan Clan.

― cs appleby (cs appleby), Saturday, 14 August 2004 04:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Bob Chylan
Lil' Brett
Da Berensteinz
Babyfat
Faint Prayz(R&B outfit w/resident rapper)
Frothy P
Weedsmokaz Inc.
Big Everest
Doctah Atkinz
Keystone's Most Wanted alright that was dumb

― orangeblazer, Sunday, 15 August 2004 07:41 (twenty-two years ago)

three weeks pass...

i dont see whats wrong with weedsmokaz inc. ill murder you if you want

― Pryme Cutz, Thursday, 9 September 2004 01:56 (twenty-two years ago)

WHAT THEM NIGGAS WANT? PUSSY
WHAT THEM HOES WANT? MONEY
WHAT THEM NIGGAS WANT? PUSSY
WHAT THEM HOES WANT? MONEY
WHAT THEM NIGGAS WANT? PUSSY
WHAT THEM HOES WANT? MONEY
WHAT THEM NIGGAS WANT? PUSSY
WHAT THEM HOES WANT? MONEY
WHAT THEM NIGGAS WANT? PUSSY
WHAT THEM HOES WANT? MONEY
WHAT THEM NIGGAS WANT? PUSSY
WHAT THEM HOES WANT? MONEY
WHAT THEM NIGGAS WANT? PUSSY
WHAT THEM HOES WANT? MONEY
WHAT THEM NIGGAS WANT? PUSSY
WHAT THEM HOES WANT? MONEY
WHAT THEM NIGGAS WANT? PUSSY
WHAT THEM HOES WANT? MONEY

STICK MY FINGA IN YA BOOTY
MAKE THE FA(G/T) COME OUT

― BULLWINKLE666, Thursday, 9 September 2004 06:09 (twenty-two years ago)

Fence Sittah
Def McEarless
Leggo Maheggo
Washington Heights
MooCow the Baby Slaya
Condoleeza Rice
Suckas Hate Intelligent Thugs (or S.H.I.T.)
We Were On Madden 2002, Remember?
Jheri Pearl
Xanadoodoo
Sweet Cuppin' Cakes

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Thursday, 9 September 2004 06:30 (twenty-two years ago)

MC Whitemiddleclass Bank R

― mei (mei), Thursday, 9 September 2004 09:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Stanky Gritz

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Thursday, 9 September 2004 15:11 (twenty-two years ago)

Nelly. Oh wait, that one's real.

― mike a, Thursday, 9 September 2004 15:21 (twenty-two years ago)

Condoleeza Rice LOL

― $corpium!!, Friday, 17 September 2004 18:36 (twenty-two years ago)

I can never resist this thread whenever it pops back up again, damn it.

Shrinkage
Eskimo Kissez
OMG & LOL
Celebr8 Diversitee
Maroon 5 Too
S-Presso
Da Benefactor
Welsh Corgi

― Taxi Dancing in the Soft Prison (Ben Boyer), Friday, 17 September 2004 19:11 (twenty-two years ago)

Doctor Octaroon is genius. In fact, I am going to travel back in time and convince my great-grandfather to have sex with a negress, just so's my posse no longer calls me MC Bumble B.

― Jesse Fuchs (Jesse Fuchs), Saturday, 18 September 2004 03:12 (twenty-two years ago)

Also, "Ice Berg" was a real rapper. Sort of. He was in M.O.T. (aka "Members of the Tribe"), along with Dr. Dreidel. The best thing about their album -- which actually was pretty good, as far as novelty Yiddish rap goes -- was that it was released right around the same time Soundscan came into effect, and I remember one of them (who was also, surprise surprise, a rock critic) mentioning in Pazz & Jop that one week he went to check their total sales for the week, and it was -1. Someone had returned a copy.

― Jesse Fuchs (Jesse Fuchs), Saturday, 18 September 2004 03:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Mack C (he'd be a Catholic rapper (it's short for Immaculate Conception))

― /v|ike Dixon (Mike Dixon), Saturday, 18 September 2004 14:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Da Benefactor is not half bad, I'll have you know.

― joseph cotten (joseph cotten), Saturday, 18 September 2004 14:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Prose-n-Conz
[...]
Bignificant

These are genius.

Suggestions inspired by the Sussudio thread:
Catchy Clown
First Name Isn't Derek
Feel the Phil

― OleM (OleM), Saturday, 18 September 2004 15:39 (twenty-two years ago)

ok 1) MC TACKLE
kk 2) WEE WEE THOMPSON (?)
li 3) GAYLORD THE VICELORD
st 4) TAPIOCA BACKWARDS
en 5) MC TAPIOCA
6) MC GRAPENUTS
7) MC WWW.RAYCHARLESSITE.NET
8) TEEBLES THE SASQUATCH \ these 2
9) THE CUMQUAT SASQUATCH AKA OOBLES / r brothers
10) MC DONALD
11) BURGER KING
12) MC FAST FOOD
13) MC BREAD'N'WATER
14) MC DOLAND TRUMP CARD
15) SLEAZE 4 CHEEZE
16) MC GRAPENUTS II
17) GRAVELTOOTH
18) DOOGIE BOWSER (a smart reptile out to get...)
19) BLACK MARIO AKA THA HEARTCRUSHER
20) MC GIGGLES
21) PATTY LAMBHEARST
22) MILKWEED PICKLES
23) BORNDEAD POKEMON
24) BRAINDEAD CATEYE
25) NUCKLEFUCK BRAILLECARP
26) JOSH GROBAN (then again...)
27) BABYBACK RIBROBBER

― $CORPIUMN@CRABAPPLEHARVESTERS.ORG, Saturday, 18 September 2004 16:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Hellfreeze Hova

― OleM (OleM), Saturday, 18 September 2004 18:18 (twenty-two years ago)

five months pass...

G-golly gossh
haha thats funny

― i want to b street, Wednesday, 16 March 2005 02:22 (twenty-one years ago)

Disney Rascal. I can't read or hear Dizzee Rascal's name without hearing that trailer-man's voice saying "Disney's The Little Rascals."

― walter kranz (walterkranz), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 08:45 (twenty-one years ago)

two months pass...

Dickchain E and the Krazee Eyez Killahs

― kid, Saturday, 11 June 2005 15:00 (twenty-one years ago)

Da Fiddla (his debut album ...in da Roff)

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Saturday, 11 June 2005 15:11 (twenty-one years ago)

I like the boasts where they say "I'm the rap Al Capone" or "I'm the black Bruce Lee" or "I'm the James Bond of this rap shit" or whatever to make their comparison.

The rap Blanche Du Bois

The hiphop Paul Krugman

or for a more international flavor:

Kim Jung Ill

Hard Schroeder

Pervin' Musharraf

― Austin Still (Austin, Still), Saturday, 11 June 2005 16:06 (twenty-one years ago)

No, now you're getting into the "porn names" game.

― joseph cotten (joseph cotten), Saturday, 11 June 2005 16:09 (twenty-one years ago)

Ott's "MC Hitlah" still owns, in my opinion.

― joseph cotten (joseph cotten), Saturday, 11 June 2005 16:10 (twenty-one years ago)

It's a think line between rap names and porno names anyway. Remember Mista Lawnge (the sugardick daddy) from Black Sheep?

― Austin Still (Austin, Still), Saturday, 11 June 2005 17:02 (twenty-one years ago)

Man Glue
Weird Harold
DJ Rock Dog Nuts
MC Dooky Stout
Gnome Chomski
(i think they should all be in a band together called "the crease monkeys").

― Bobby Peru (Bobby Peru), Saturday, 11 June 2005 18:04 (twenty-one years ago)

Masta Don

― Hurting (Hurting), Saturday, 11 June 2005 19:00 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.beatstreet.ca/product_info.php?cPath=&products_id=4871

― Austin Still (Austin, Still), Saturday, 11 June 2005 19:06 (twenty-one years ago)

Dickchain E

haha, that took me a second to get

Hard Schroeder

should bet Gett Hard Schroedah

― wetmink (wetmink), Sunday, 12 June 2005 00:11 (twenty-one years ago)

bet = be

― wetmink (wetmink), Sunday, 12 June 2005 00:11 (twenty-one years ago)

Gnome Chomski

You just made me spill a perfectly good Sapporo, you bastard!

― joseph cotten (joseph cotten), Sunday, 12 June 2005 00:12 (twenty-one years ago)

heh heh just doin' my job.

Hey, I just noticed a bunch of these are real:
Bub Rub & Lil Sis, Sizzla, Yeastie Girls, etc.

― Bobby Peru (Bobby Peru), Sunday, 12 June 2005 00:36 (twenty-one years ago)

Akshun JaXoN

― the D Double signal (nordicskilla), Sunday, 12 June 2005 00:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Akshun JaXoN

Say, that reminds me of something...

http://www.art-ificial.com/mexico/images/dscn0486.jpg

― HELLO DERE, Sunday, 12 June 2005 00:49 (twenty-one years ago)

Kim Jong Ill got mad beef with Raw Moves Hyun

― Austin Still (Austin, Still), Sunday, 12 June 2005 01:31 (twenty-one years ago)

Da Big Ol Friendly Giant

― Geir Hongro (GeirHong), Sunday, 12 June 2005 02:12 (twenty-one years ago)

Pickaninny Jones

― Nic de Teardrop (Nicholas), Sunday, 12 June 2005 02:17 (twenty-one years ago)

Bunny Rainbows

― oops (Oops), Sunday, 12 June 2005 07:14 (twenty-one years ago)

major props to my man Huk for "Okie Dokie"

― oops (Oops), Sunday, 12 June 2005 07:25 (twenty-one years ago)

red cafe

― jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Sunday, 12 June 2005 18:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Da Fiddla (his debut album ...in da Roff)

-- Tuomas

Formerly "Fiddley D"

― Myonga Von Bontee (Myonga Von Bontee), Sunday, 12 June 2005 22:15 (twenty-one years ago)

MC Lacks Melanin

― astroblaster (astroblaster), Monday, 13 June 2005 02:45 (twenty-one years ago)

Jussafaz.

― Ryan Pitchfork, Monday, 13 June 2005 02:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Da BM Movement
DJ Poetaster
Kool Stool
MFA Doom
Kanye West and Wings

― MV, Monday, 13 June 2005 04:56 (twenty-one years ago)

by the way, Gett Hard Schroedah has a DJ who wears a dog mask: Hell-Mutt Kold.

― wetmink (wetmink), Monday, 13 June 2005 05:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Myffikal (debut album Rebunking da Myff)

― OleM (OleM), Monday, 13 June 2005 12:58 (twenty-one years ago)

one month passes...

Curt1s Stephens

― QS, Tuesday, 2 August 2005 13:04 (twenty-one years ago)

Mc Fartcubutle
Mikey mikey motercycie
Hammer Bammer

― Cameron MacPhee, Wednesday, 3 August 2005 14:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Qoolout
-- Curt1s Stephens (sevenxvii...), December 30th, 2003.

Curt1s Stephens
-- QS (east88...), August 2nd, 2005.

settle this like men, dudes. or like eminem.

― 4 (zebedee), Wednesday, 3 August 2005 15:08 (twenty-one years ago)

Mc Soft feat DJ Serve

― Cliff Collins (OnoSendai), Wednesday, 3 August 2005 17:33 (twenty-one years ago)

Geriatrix Krew

― Telephonething (Telephonething), Wednesday, 3 August 2005 17:53 (twenty-one years ago)

Bone Thugz (verb/direct object)
Die Versy T

― Butler (Butler), Thursday, 4 August 2005 15:14 (twenty-one years ago)

Sweet Neo Con
G-Save

― Sparkle Motion's Rising Force, Friday, 5 August 2005 17:00 (twenty-one years ago)

ilm pussy frat fagits

― blunted nitely, Friday, 5 August 2005 17:03 (twenty-one years ago)

Ice Milk

― declan zimmerman, Friday, 5 August 2005 17:50 (twenty-one years ago)

― Rob Uptight. (Rob Uptight.), Friday, 5 August 2005 17:55 (twenty-one years ago)

Yes! This is still my favorite thread!

― Kate Silver (Kate Silver), Friday, 5 August 2005 17:56 (twenty-one years ago)

MC Paul Krugman

― Sparkle Motion's Rising Force, Friday, 5 August 2005 20:05 (twenty-one years ago)

MC Business ExtrAA(R) feat. Double Mylez and the Freakwunt Fliaz Crew

― nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 5 August 2005 20:32 (twenty-one years ago)

Snoop Doggy Shovel

― m0stly clean (m0stly clean), Saturday, 6 August 2005 00:22 (twenty-one years ago)

Ol Dirty Can-Opener

― m0stly clean (m0stly clean), Saturday, 6 August 2005 15:07 (twenty-one years ago)

Tha Supply-Sidaz Crew

― Sparkle Motion's Rising Force, Friday, 12 August 2005 12:16 (twenty-one years ago)

KRS Bandsaw

― m0stly clean (m0stly clean), Friday, 12 August 2005 13:45 (twenty-one years ago)

Lil' Ass Licka

― Sparkle Motion's Rising Force, Friday, 12 August 2005 20:57 (twenty-one years ago)

Douchee B.

― Rockist_Scientist (RSLaRue), Friday, 12 August 2005 22:49 (twenty-one years ago)

two weeks pass...

snoop doggy sprog
ice pube
wu-wang clan
mobb deepthroat

― Johnson, Sunday, 28 August 2005 12:19 (twenty-one years ago)

DJ Wanka & Da Toss-up Crew

― Rudolf (Rudolf), Sunday, 28 August 2005 13:04 (twenty-one years ago)

two weeks pass...

P.DIDDY

― ME, Monday, 12 September 2005 14:23 (twenty-one years ago)

two weeks pass...

Papoose

― Corey The Great, Thursday, 29 September 2005 23:38 (twenty-one years ago)

Little Sandy Babblebrook
Intelligent Design
Tickles
Abstinenz
Rainbow Wishes & Muffinberry Waterfalls
Aunt Flow
Microphallica

Actually, "Aunt Flow" might be genius.

― Stuck to a Seat in the New Beverly (Bent Over at the Arclight), Friday, 30 September 2005 02:14 (twenty years ago)

Might B Geenius

― m0stly clean (m0stly clean), Friday, 30 September 2005 02:34 (twenty years ago)

BIG POOPS

― tremendoid (tremendoid), Friday, 30 September 2005 02:37 (twenty years ago)

Heavy Flow (fat girl trio)
Halarius (Luda knockoff)
Choppa K (Ashland/Wabansia All-Stars)
Ninja Gaiden (underground MC)

also:

Jussafaz
Pocket Protecta
A-Ha

― Ryan Pitchfork (Ryan Pitchfork), Friday, 30 September 2005 02:55 (twenty years ago)

Holy shit, I can't believe that's my second posting of "Jussafaz." I must really like that one.

― Ryan Pitchfork (Ryan Pitchfork), Friday, 30 September 2005 02:59 (twenty years ago)

DJ Maestro is genius! i now have my DJ name! w00t!

― DJ Maestro, Monday, 10 October 2005 22:03 (twenty years ago)

two weeks pass...

MC Glennmedeiros ft DJ Toxicoman.

Dead Honkiez - the world's first all-white Black Power rap group.

― baboon2004 (baboon2004), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 13:55 (twenty years ago)

MC Leaky?

― baboon2004 (baboon2004), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 13:57 (twenty years ago)

MC Nigel Goldchainsworth.

― owen moorhead (i heart daniel miller), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 15:24 (twenty years ago)

Hopelandic hip-hop sensation Nigga Ros!

― Whiney G. Weingarten (whineyg), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 15:30 (twenty years ago)

Doc Hollandaise (first album: Gunfight at the Golden Corral).

― owen moorhead (i heart daniel miller), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 16:30 (twenty years ago)

four weeks pass...

MC Jackson
Slow Jog DMC
Mic Jackson
Small F***er

― honkeerap, Tuesday, 22 November 2005 18:06 (twenty years ago)

Giggle tha Overachiever

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 18:09 (twenty years ago)

master bates

― honkerap, Tuesday, 22 November 2005 18:12 (twenty years ago)

master bates

― honkeerap, Tuesday, 22 November 2005 18:13 (twenty years ago)

MC Master Bates

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 18:20 (twenty years ago)

Test Icicles

― Whiney G. Weingarten (whineyg), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 20:03 (twenty years ago)

Cunninlynguists

oh wait

― deej.. (deej..), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 20:04 (twenty years ago)

two weeks pass...

Ice-Cream
L'il Punk
Irv Corleone

― musically (musically), Wednesday, 7 December 2005 23:58 (twenty years ago)

Big Fat Fuck

MC MT Nutz

Yoyoyo Yomanyo

I Said Yo

― Empty Nutz, Thursday, 8 December 2005 01:14 (twenty years ago)

T-Tao-L

― William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Thursday, 8 December 2005 01:39 (twenty years ago)

Felonious Monk

― solarblue (solarblue), Thursday, 8 December 2005 01:45 (twenty years ago)

Mack Aroon

― Joe Bon Jonvi (Joe Bon Jonvi), Thursday, 8 December 2005 02:07 (twenty years ago)

Dirty Diaperz
Tin-pan-dibby-dibby-denim-dropoutz
fuznutz

...and...

Plushies

― Joe Bon Jonvi (Joe Bon Jonvi), Thursday, 8 December 2005 02:52 (twenty years ago)

Grandma Sterflash

― My name is Kenny (My name is Kenny), Thursday, 8 December 2005 07:48 (twenty years ago)

Rubb'N'Tugg

― Chinchilla Volapük (Captain Sleep), Thursday, 8 December 2005 07:56 (twenty years ago)

Lowleeda
Strange-Luv
Pavlov's Dawgs

― Bobby Peru (Bobby Peru), Tuesday, 20 December 2005 05:10 (twenty years ago)

Lo T
CHEAP HOTELS

― jcartledge (jcartledge), Tuesday, 20 December 2005 05:29 (twenty years ago)

Reservoir Dawg
Ugg-Lee
Eminem
Lil' Willie
I-Pawd

― musically (musically), Tuesday, 20 December 2005 05:33 (twenty years ago)

two months pass...

50 Foot Pimp

― Dr.Q, Tuesday, 14 March 2006 19:12 (twenty years ago)

Lil' Jizza

― Edward Bax (EdBax), Wednesday, 15 March 2006 13:37 (twenty years ago)

one month passes...

yeah

― TomJockey, Tuesday, 25 April 2006 14:57 (twenty years ago)

Tomjockey

― Glow, Tuesday, 25 April 2006 14:59 (twenty years ago)

G-Loww.

― wessel, Tuesday, 25 April 2006 18:23 (twenty years ago)

Wes-L

― Tracey Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 25 April 2006 18:28 (twenty years ago)

Hurtcha Feelingz
Savannah Smiles
The C-Org
Mini-Muffin
D'Kota Fanning 5000
Orangenius
Pitagora Suicci

― Tiki Theater Xymposium (Bent Over at the Arclight), Tuesday, 25 April 2006 19:08 (twenty years ago)

Dr Pepper

― musically (musically), Tuesday, 25 April 2006 19:13 (twenty years ago)

Hall-n-Oatz
MC Corn Muffin
Rubb-a-Babee

― Sparkle Motion's Rising Force, Tuesday, 25 April 2006 19:24 (twenty years ago)

Lots of sodas would make bad-yet-plausible rapper names:

Mr. Pibb
7-Up
Kool-Aid
Mello Yello

― musically (musically), Tuesday, 25 April 2006 20:31 (twenty years ago)

don't forget reggaetón artist FRESCA

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Tuesday, 25 April 2006 20:38 (twenty years ago)

"The C-Org" is the cream of this particular crop!

― joseph cotten (joseph cotten), Tuesday, 25 April 2006 23:18 (twenty years ago)

Cereal Killa

― scnnr drkly (scnnr drkly), Wednesday, 26 April 2006 20:02 (twenty years ago)

Dr Pepper

Dr Pop-Her

― Edward Bax (EdBax), Wednesday, 26 April 2006 20:17 (twenty years ago)

Ryan Stylez

― William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Wednesday, 26 April 2006 21:43 (twenty years ago)

Li'l Hitla

― Eppy (Eppy), Wednesday, 26 April 2006 21:47 (twenty years ago)

Stylin' Josef

― a.b. (alanbanana), Wednesday, 26 April 2006 21:55 (twenty years ago)

Big Poon
G-GeeAlan
Fresh Scrum
Brash Knuckles
'Nuff 'Nuff
Black Beanz

― Asthmatic Cajun (Asthmatic Cajun), Wednesday, 26 April 2006 21:59 (twenty years ago)

omg

― a.b. (alanbanana), Wednesday, 26 April 2006 22:02 (twenty years ago)

Young Nutz
Split Enz
Fresh Leaky Crew

― Asthmatic Cajun (Asthmatic Cajun), Wednesday, 26 April 2006 22:04 (twenty years ago)

Rib Tickla
MC ParrotHead
Diet Slice

― Sparkle Motion's Rising Force, Thursday, 27 April 2006 03:32 (twenty years ago)

Kynde Herbert
Chronic Town EP

― bendy (bendy), Thursday, 27 April 2006 03:41 (twenty years ago)

I was going to say...I'd bet more than a few of these are actually in use at the moment.

― musically (musically), Thursday, 27 April 2006 03:47 (twenty years ago)

Teh Lolz
OG Whizz

― musically (musically), Thursday, 27 April 2006 03:59 (twenty years ago)

One Flush
Are You Being Served?
MC Trivial
Short Order Chefz
Apostrophe C'rew
DJ Considerate
MC Stagefright
The Childish Three

― Aggreko, Thursday, 27 April 2006 09:28 (twenty years ago)

Ye Olde Pymppe

― William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Thursday, 27 April 2006 09:40 (twenty years ago)

McFlurry
McChicken
ChickenMcNuggets

― Geir Hongro (GeirHong), Thursday, 27 April 2006 12:56 (twenty years ago)

geir go eat something for god's sake

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Thursday, 27 April 2006 13:15 (twenty years ago)

MC Pretty Fingers Passantino
DJ Doobtronix

― Confounded (Confounded), Thursday, 27 April 2006 13:30 (twenty years ago)

Chronic Town EP

Hahahahahahaa
Danger Mouse's next side-project moniker, no doubt.

― joseph cotten (joseph cotten), Thursday, 27 April 2006 14:15 (twenty years ago)

Spelling B

― Badvuggum (Badvuggum), Thursday, 27 April 2006 14:38 (twenty years ago)

Hrvatski apparently got his name from a hypothetic rap name.

ummm I once thought up for a duo, dj hiv and mc positive, but I half stole that from something about band names I read in the wire.

― thomas mehlt (Tokyo Ghost Stories), Friday, 28 April 2006 13:45 (twenty years ago)

Busta Nuttt

― Sparkle Motion's Rising Force, Friday, 28 April 2006 14:37 (twenty years ago)

I was going to cut and paste part of that Josef Stylin page but I can't pick just one. Holy crap.

― Eppy (Eppy), Friday, 28 April 2006 14:49 (twenty years ago)

Some of this are weird,others are not to be honest half of them have a sting and intrest to them which catches peoples attion. i have to admite this is a well writtin site but very racist against these names some are unproperit but others are diffently appricated. most rappers have names like that. sorry i do not have a quistion i just though it would be nice to inform u on this matter thank you.

Yours,truly
Jessie MCkay

― jessie Mckay smith, Sunday, 30 April 2006 23:54 (twenty years ago)

Toy-Lett and the 2000 Flushez

― musically (musically), Monday, 1 May 2006 01:06 (twenty years ago)

MC Poos Clouds

― Edward III (edward iii), Monday, 1 May 2006 13:32 (twenty years ago)

Lots of sodas would make bad-yet-plausible rapper names:

I used to say something similar-rejected blaxpoitation characters

― Cunga (Cunga), Monday, 1 May 2006 13:41 (twenty years ago)

MC Hen Fap

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Monday, 1 May 2006 13:46 (twenty years ago)

Brooz-EZ
Cotton-L
MC SKIN-SO-SOFT

― p.j. (Henry), Monday, 1 May 2006 13:53 (twenty years ago)

MC MC Escher

― jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Thursday, 4 May 2006 02:04 (twenty years ago)

i just got on here to do the mc escher one! dammit.

― jonathan - stl (jonathan - stl), Thursday, 4 May 2006 02:56 (twenty years ago)

Soul Dub Narcotic Funk Blunted Sound System Crew Foundation Corporation

― Telephonething (Telephonething), Thursday, 4 May 2006 03:22 (twenty years ago)

G - Whiz,
Tomjockey
N-boy
R-cube
G-low
Rap-Resent
s-presso
presto
paradize
Fake-X
lauw_R
ReGuner
T-unit
R-Qial
YassIn.

― tom van meer, Tuesday, 9 May 2006 13:32 (twenty years ago)

Leden van ''FlashTrack''

G-Whiz
N-Boy
Wes-L
G-low
R-cube

― Hooft- Flashtrack, Tuesday, 9 May 2006 13:35 (twenty years ago)

De Nieuwe FlashTrack

N-boy
G-whiz
wes_L

― N-boy ft G-whiz, Tuesday, 9 May 2006 13:50 (twenty years ago)

Orgeneele RapGroep '' FlashTrack'' leden:

Hooftleden:

G-Whiz
G-Low
N-boy
MI-NI

― Hooft, Tuesday, 9 May 2006 14:02 (twenty years ago)

Orgeneele RapGroep '' FlashTrack'' leden:

Hooftleden:

G-Whiz
G-Low
N-boy
MI-NI

― Hooft, Tuesday, 9 May 2006 14:02 (twenty years ago)

Tha Durrty Laundry Crew feat. White King D & Ultra Biz.

― Sparkle Motion's Rising Force, Tuesday, 9 May 2006 18:34 (twenty years ago)

Deez Nutz.

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Tuesday, 9 May 2006 18:46 (twenty years ago)

Des Prez

― joseph cotten (joseph cotten), Tuesday, 9 May 2006 18:53 (twenty years ago)

Unh!

― joseph cotten (joseph cotten), Tuesday, 9 May 2006 18:58 (twenty years ago)

three weeks pass...

Stylus

freestyling name

― Stylus, Thursday, 1 June 2006 14:54 (twenty years ago)

three weeks pass...

Melon Balla

― musically (musically), Wednesday, 28 June 2006 16:49 (twenty years ago)

two months pass...

muphez da skeez

― jergins (jergins), Thursday, 7 September 2006 06:04 (twenty years ago)

Snickers With Attitude

― Cunga (Cunga), Thursday, 7 September 2006 06:17 (twenty years ago)

Moisty Moist

― Hideous Lump (Hideous Lump), Friday, 8 September 2006 01:59 (twenty years ago)

MC Crikey

― M. V. (M.V.), Friday, 8 September 2006 02:02 (twenty years ago)

four months pass...

Hush Puppeez
Topsiderz
Busta Brown

― Kate Silver (Kate Silver), Friday, 12 January 2007 18:18 (nineteen years ago)

Chip Ahoy

― mucho (mucho), Friday, 12 January 2007 20:33 (nineteen years ago)

Punny Loafaz

― Hunter (Hunter), Friday, 12 January 2007 20:49 (nineteen years ago)

Didymo.

You know being named after rock snot is da bomb, y'all.

― GLC (ZakAce), Friday, 12 January 2007 21:00 (nineteen years ago)

six months pass...

Big Black (credit goes to Tuomas)
Nas-T

― Jena, Saturday, 28 July 2007 21:08 (nineteen years ago)

Kumquat
Freedo Lay
N.M.A.

― Euler, Saturday, 28 July 2007 21:13 (nineteen years ago)

this is the worst thread ever.
astounding lack of humor.

i mean, really?

― Jordan Sargent, Saturday, 28 July 2007 21:18 (nineteen years ago)

two months pass...

Pet Shop Boyz

― Telephone thing, Tuesday, 9 October 2007 14:40 (eighteen years ago)

MC Hongro

― Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 9 October 2007 14:40 (eighteen years ago)

big fun

― max r, Tuesday, 9 October 2007 14:44 (eighteen years ago)

ol' dirty apron

― max r, Tuesday, 9 October 2007 14:45 (eighteen years ago)

Barry X

― The Real Dirty Vicar, Tuesday, 9 October 2007 16:39 (eighteen years ago)

hah jordan sargent surprisingly otm

― deej, Tuesday, 9 October 2007 16:42 (eighteen years ago)

WG Grace

― snoball, Tuesday, 9 October 2007 21:53 (eighteen years ago)

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/2e/WGGrace.jpg
Straight ballin'

― snoball, Tuesday, 9 October 2007 21:54 (eighteen years ago)

MC Flurry

― Geir Hongro, Tuesday, 9 October 2007 22:27 (eighteen years ago)

BK Flamer

― snoball, Tuesday, 9 October 2007 22:34 (eighteen years ago)

Oh for fuck's sake.

McFlurry
McChicken
ChickenMcNuggets
-- Geir Hongro (GeirHong), Thursday, 27 April 2006 12:56 (1 year ago)

― clotpoll, Tuesday, 9 October 2007 22:36 (eighteen years ago)

Geir's Greatest Hits!

― snoball, Tuesday, 9 October 2007 22:54 (eighteen years ago)

Book Shiv

― the next grozart, Tuesday, 9 October 2007 23:50 (eighteen years ago)

Skeball McDoodieHead

― snoball, Tuesday, 9 October 2007 23:52 (eighteen years ago)

Hush Puppeez
Topsiderz
Busta Brown

You forgot Wee Junz

― kingkongvsgodzilla, Wednesday, 10 October 2007 00:00 (eighteen years ago)

Anorak City

― hawth, Wednesday, 10 October 2007 05:16 (eighteen years ago)

two months pass...

Karo-Lyna
Ill Noize
Del-Aware

― musically, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 18:54 (eighteen years ago)

>_< this thread

― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 9 January 2008 18:58 (eighteen years ago)

worst thread ever?

― J0hn D., Wednesday, 9 January 2008 18:58 (eighteen years ago)

MC Hugz-Not-Drugz
Tangerine Lip Balm
Bi-Curious
Steve Guttenbizzle
Marshmallow Kisses
MC Ashcroft
Da Fraidy Cat
-- Ben Boyer (Ben Boyer), Tuesday, December 30, 2003 1:36 PM (4 years ago) Bookmark Link

― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 9 January 2008 18:58 (eighteen years ago)

Big Mack
Burga King
Pepsi
-- DarrensCoq (DarrenK), Wednesday, December 31, 2003 5:48 AM (4 years ago) Bookmark Link

― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 9 January 2008 19:01 (eighteen years ago)

If by worst, you mean best.

― musically, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 19:15 (eighteen years ago)

Rhymenocerous and Hiphoppopotamus, of course.

― pshrbrn, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 19:19 (eighteen years ago)

Roze N Kranz and Gild N Sperm

― henry s, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 19:24 (eighteen years ago)

lolz @ mc flurry

― 6335, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 19:30 (eighteen years ago)

mc kane

― M.V., Wednesday, 9 January 2008 21:12 (eighteen years ago)

Tha Rappin MC.

― ian, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 21:13 (eighteen years ago)

McFlurry
McChicken
ChickenMcNuggets
-- Geir Hongro (GeirHong), Thursday, 27 April 2006 12:56 (1 year ago)

I'm going to need someone who's been a Norwegian McDonald's to confirm that Geir is weird, and they're not all up there ordering the "Chicken M.C. Nuggets"

― nabisco, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 23:37 (eighteen years ago)

you need confirmation that geir is weird?

― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 9 January 2008 23:45 (eighteen years ago)

MC D Pressed
Ole Dirty Diaper

― Bo Jackson Overdrive, Thursday, 10 January 2008 02:53 (eighteen years ago)

Master Assy Gas

― kingkongvsgodzilla, Thursday, 10 January 2008 03:30 (eighteen years ago)

Jizz Markie

― Bo Jackson Overdrive, Thursday, 10 January 2008 03:31 (eighteen years ago)

Results 1 - 10 of about 256 for gaydiohead. (0.28 seconds)

― J0rdan S., Thursday, 10 January 2008 03:38 (eighteen years ago)

probably shouldn't have done that now that i think about it

― J0rdan S., Thursday, 10 January 2008 03:38 (eighteen years ago)

one month passes...

Fleetwood Mack

― musically, Sunday, 2 March 2008 17:51 (eighteen years ago)

Cock Rida

― snoball, Sunday, 2 March 2008 18:00 (eighteen years ago)

Steve

― OskarM, Sunday, 2 March 2008 18:10 (eighteen years ago)

MC Master Baiter

― snoball, Sunday, 2 March 2008 18:24 (eighteen years ago)

Lil Twat

― Z S, Sunday, 2 March 2008 20:56 (eighteen years ago)

worst non-hypothetical ilx threads

― deej, Sunday, 2 March 2008 21:21 (eighteen years ago)

Deej, Eh?

― M.V., Sunday, 2 March 2008 21:27 (eighteen years ago)

MC Genital Euphemism

― snoball, Sunday, 2 March 2008 21:37 (eighteen years ago)

The Van Buren Boyz

― musically, Monday, 3 March 2008 04:24 (eighteen years ago)

worst non-hypothetical ilx threads

-- deej, Sunday, March 2, 2008 1:21 PM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Link

forealz

― The Reverend, Monday, 3 March 2008 04:26 (eighteen years ago)

four weeks pass...

Ice Cub

― gabbneb, Wednesday, 2 April 2008 22:38 (eighteen years ago)

MC Rumpleforeskin.

― Daniel, Esq., Wednesday, 2 April 2008 22:56 (eighteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

LeAnn Rhymes

― musically, Wednesday, 23 April 2008 01:56 (eighteen years ago)

Heavy Flow

― musically, Wednesday, 23 April 2008 20:17 (eighteen years ago)

Rick Roll

― musically, Wednesday, 23 April 2008 22:43 (eighteen years ago)

never gonna give this thread up...

― musically, Thursday, 24 April 2008 01:04 (eighteen years ago)

Crunkadelic

― musically, Thursday, 24 April 2008 01:05 (eighteen years ago)

Johnny Cashmoney
The Freemumias

― musically, Thursday, 24 April 2008 14:41 (eighteen years ago)

MC Rappitty-Rap-Rap-Rap

― gnarly sceptre, Thursday, 24 April 2008 15:11 (eighteen years ago)

Elegant Masta

hahaha

― Tracer Hand, Thursday, 24 April 2008 15:17 (eighteen years ago)

two months pass...

MC Stink Finger

― Bo Jackson Overdrive, Sunday, 20 July 2008 14:10 (eighteen years ago)

---LeAnn Rhymes

hahahahahahahahha

― Niles Caulder, Sunday, 20 July 2008 15:10 (eighteen years ago)

two months pass...

The Polychronic Spree

― john mccain's illegitimate black child (musically), Sunday, 28 September 2008 05:58 (eighteen years ago)

Lil' Jiggy

― CaptainLorax, Sunday, 28 September 2008 06:07 (eighteen years ago)

Church of Chrome
Da Holy C
S-Crow
Notorious Lehman Bros
Martin Luther Bling

― john mccain's illegitimate black child (musically), Sunday, 28 September 2008 06:08 (eighteen years ago)

Convicted Rappist
Hi-Def
Vitamin MC
Blu-Ray
Click and Clack
501c3
Attractive and Successful African Americans

― john mccain's illegitimate black child (musically), Sunday, 28 September 2008 06:41 (eighteen years ago)

G.O.P.

― john mccain's illegitimate black child (musically), Sunday, 28 September 2008 06:44 (eighteen years ago)

MC Lusky

― Telephone thing, Sunday, 28 September 2008 07:28 (eighteen years ago)

MC Custos
― Sonny A. (Keiko), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 17:10 (4 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

^^is this the first ever "Custos" gag on ILX?

― Carrie Bradshaw Layfield (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Monday, 29 September 2008 11:09 (eighteen years ago)

Masta Race

― RabiesAngentleman, Monday, 29 September 2008 16:25 (eighteen years ago)

Okay I have changed my mind and now think this would be a GREAT hypothetical name:

MC Business ExtrAA(R) feat. Double Mylez and the Freakwunt Fliaz Crew

― nabisco, Monday, 29 September 2008 18:00 (eighteen years ago)

Serious Black

― john mccain's illegitimate black child (musically), Monday, 29 September 2008 22:57 (eighteen years ago)

Willum Da Foe

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Friday, January 9, 2004 11:34 PM (4 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

this one is so unbelievably amazing it hurts

― john mccain's illegitimate black child (musically), Tuesday, 30 September 2008 22:58 (seventeen years ago)

three months pass...

Flossed/Nixon

― DJ Khaledonian Thistle (Dom Passantino), Monday, 26 January 2009 01:08 (seventeen years ago)

Most overrated movies of 2008 that also make bad hypothetical rapper names:

The Dark Knight
Slumdog Millionaire
WALL-E
Iron Man
Man On Wire
BENNY BUTTONZ
Gran Torino
Milk
Sin-ek Da KEY (New York)

― Joe Bob 1 Tooth (Hurting 2), Monday, 26 January 2009 01:15 (seventeen years ago)

DJ STREP DA COCKEYE

― scott seward, Monday, 26 January 2009 01:15 (seventeen years ago)

haha

― Joe Bob 1 Tooth (Hurting 2), Monday, 26 January 2009 01:17 (seventeen years ago)

LIL MURMAID

― Joe Bob 1 Tooth (Hurting 2), Monday, 26 January 2009 01:32 (seventeen years ago)

Lil Prince

― miss precious perfect (musically), Tuesday, 27 January 2009 06:57 (seventeen years ago)

Milk

FAIL

― The Reverend, Tuesday, 27 January 2009 07:05 (seventeen years ago)

and Ironman come pretty damn near close

― The Reverend, Tuesday, 27 January 2009 07:07 (seventeen years ago)

Lil Bunny Foo Foo

Zbigniew Brzezinski - though I guess he could go by "Z-Big"

― sarahel, Tuesday, 27 January 2009 10:32 (seventeen years ago)

Felonious Monk

― solarblue (solarblue), Wednesday, December 7, 2005 8:45 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark

Not Thelonius Mook?

― phlegm brûlée (j.lu), Tuesday, 27 January 2009 19:32 (seventeen years ago)

Milk

FAIL

― The Reverend, Tuesday, January 27, 2009 2:05 AM (12 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

and Ironman come pretty damn near close

― The Reverend, Tuesday, January 27, 2009 2:07 AM (12 hours ago) Bookmark

o right. Milk is chillin'.

― Joe Bob 1 Tooth (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 27 January 2009 19:38 (seventeen years ago)

zactly

― The Reverend, Tuesday, 27 January 2009 21:51 (seventeen years ago)

what more can I say

― Joe Bob 1 Tooth (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 28 January 2009 03:13 (seventeen years ago)

since you understood

― The Reverend, Wednesday, 28 January 2009 05:24 (seventeen years ago)

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y171/MistaD/MY%20MUSIC%20BLOG/black_front.jpg

― jordy (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 28 January 2009 06:13 (seventeen years ago)

does that make Milk D WHITE MILK?

― The Reverend, Wednesday, 28 January 2009 06:15 (seventeen years ago)

mc pink slip

― the chicano incarnation of benito juarez (primalfixations), Wednesday, 28 January 2009 06:41 (seventeen years ago)

Ian Kurtis

― Eazy, Wednesday, 28 January 2009 06:47 (seventeen years ago)

Digestif
Christofa Street
Bob You-Banks
Arm A Man (Tales from Da City)
Blossom Uzi
E-Roll Garna
Mike Fine Shine
Da Ladies U Lunch

― Eazy, Wednesday, 28 January 2009 06:51 (seventeen years ago)

this is the worst thread ever.
astounding lack of humor.

― Jordan Sargent, Saturday, July 28, 2007 2:18 PM Bookmark

worst thread ever?

― J0hn D., Wednesday, January 9, 2008 10:58 AM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

worst non-hypothetical ilx threads

― deej, Sunday, March 2, 2008 1:21 PM Bookmark

^^^hall of otm

― The Reverend, Wednesday, 28 January 2009 07:34 (seventeen years ago)

I don't understand people who find this thread anything but utterly hilarious. I feel sorry for anyone who can read through this without laughing.

― miss precious perfect (musically), Wednesday, 28 January 2009 15:09 (seventeen years ago)

Wolfe Tone

― Ye Mad Puffin, Wednesday, 28 January 2009 16:09 (seventeen years ago)

(correction above: Bob U-Banks)

― Eazy, Wednesday, 28 January 2009 16:32 (seventeen years ago)

four weeks pass...

Andrew Con-a-G

― Bonobos in Paneradise (Hurting 2), Thursday, 26 February 2009 04:12 (seventeen years ago)

(feat. Jay P Moregunz)

― Bonobos in Paneradise (Hurting 2), Thursday, 26 February 2009 04:13 (seventeen years ago)

one month passes...

courtesy of @StephenAtHome, his breakfast-based rap names:

toast face killer
eminentemann's

― lil waynes babymama (musically), Saturday, 25 April 2009 00:02 (seventeen years ago)

three months pass...

Lil Boots

― musically, Saturday, 8 August 2009 02:28 (seventeen years ago)

Oral B

― Moreno, Saturday, 8 August 2009 04:14 (seventeen years ago)

four months pass...

http://www.myspace.com/jontheraptist

― abanana, Sunday, 13 December 2009 06:21 (sixteen years ago)

High-C
D-Sauce
Gel-E

― I'm losing my Vitamin C (CaptainLorax), Sunday, 13 December 2009 06:55 (sixteen years ago)

loool at jon the raptist but it's not hypothetical is it :/

― 囧 (dyao), Sunday, 13 December 2009 07:10 (sixteen years ago)

two years pass...

I was thinking it would be cool to name yourself "Money Green", like that D'Angelo Barksdale line: "Money green! Money...FEEL like money!"

― Will Chave (Hurting 2), Monday, 16 July 2012 18:35 (fourteen years ago)

probably a terrible idea

― Will Chave (Hurting 2), Monday, 16 July 2012 18:35 (fourteen years ago)

Charles Blingus

― city worker, Friday, 20 July 2012 14:00 (fourteen years ago)

Pea-Doh-File

― phuturephase, Friday, 20 July 2012 18:19 (fourteen years ago)

Iced Tea

― Jeremy Clarkson Sex Face (snoball), Friday, 20 July 2012 20:01 (fourteen years ago)

two months pass...

Baby Doc

― musically, Sunday, 23 September 2012 01:44 (fourteen years ago)

I dunno, Haikunym...I kinda like Mairzy Doats.

― Tyler Burns (burns46824@yahoo.com), Sunday, 23 September 2012 04:10 (fourteen years ago)

what the fuck is this thread

― tpp, Sunday, 23 September 2012 11:50 (fourteen years ago)

eight months pass...

Flow Bear

― i don't even have an internet (Hurting 2), Thursday, 13 June 2013 03:02 (thirteen years ago)

Bales of Pay

― chilli, Thursday, 13 June 2013 10:28 (thirteen years ago)

Low-T

― i don't even have an internet (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 18 June 2013 02:36 (thirteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

Dow Dey Ching

― i don't even have an internet (Hurting 2), Friday, 12 July 2013 20:50 (thirteen years ago)

Lil Romney

― staff rules everything around Mi (Neanderthal), Friday, 12 July 2013 20:51 (thirteen years ago)

(from Canada)

Poo-Teen

― Esperanto, why don't you come to your senses? (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Saturday, 13 July 2013 00:27 (thirteen years ago)

nine months pass...

Trill B

― Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 30 April 2014 18:22 (twelve years ago)

with production by BEATCOINZ

― Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 30 April 2014 18:22 (twelve years ago)

New Ryders of Dat Purple Drank

― Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Thursday, 1 May 2014 03:25 (twelve years ago)

one month passes...

J-Query

― Kate Silver, Wednesday, 18 June 2014 21:03 (twelve years ago)

Lil Freecreditreport.com
Hell Gibson

― da croupier, Wednesday, 18 June 2014 21:08 (twelve years ago)

one year passes...

ASPIRING MOGUL

― k3vin k., Saturday, 7 November 2015 02:07 (ten years ago)

Young Dig Dug

― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Saturday, 7 November 2015 02:19 (ten years ago)

Kraf Cheezy

― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Saturday, 7 November 2015 02:19 (ten years ago)

two years pass...

Yung Orthotricyclen

― sleepingbag, Sunday, 10 December 2017 03:45 (eight years ago)

three months pass...

Skreet Skweeper

― sleepingbag, Friday, 30 March 2018 17:46 (eight years ago)

i never understood the animus toward this thread.

― Scam jam, thank you ma’am (Sparkle Motion), Friday, 30 March 2018 19:57 (eight years ago)

QuerayT

― how's life, Friday, 30 March 2018 20:20 (eight years ago)

New Ryders of Dat Purple Drank

― Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Wednesday, April 30, 2014 10:25 PM (three years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I made myself laugh just now with this one

― Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Friday, 30 March 2018 21:08 (eight years ago)

Cookie Friend Rapper
Guy With Measuring Tape Rapper
Too Many Expensive Products In The Shower Rapper

― not quite as cool as seeing damo's wang but (contenderizer), Saturday, 31 March 2018 00:01 (eight years ago)

Lil' Shit

this feels weirdly of the moment

― lowercase (eric), Saturday, 31 March 2018 02:40 (eight years ago)

six months pass...

i re-read this thread every year to see if any of the names came to fruition - honestly i can't believe no one thought of "lil baby"

― musically, Wednesday, 24 October 2018 14:38 (seven years ago)

Well, Greedo (from the 3rd post) came to fruition at least:
https://pitchfork.com/news/03-greedo-sentenced-to-20-years-in-prison/

― enochroot, Thursday, 25 October 2018 01:03 (seven years ago)

Sir racha acha flame

― F# A# (∞), Thursday, 25 October 2018 01:45 (seven years ago)

three months pass...

William Da FOE

― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Thursday, 21 February 2019 23:21 (seven years ago)

Karz 4 Kidz
Long Island Ice-T

― Hideous Lump, Friday, 22 February 2019 06:03 (seven years ago)

this was always the most under appreciated thread I feel

― Scam jam, thank you ma’am (Sparkle Motion), Friday, 22 February 2019 06:08 (seven years ago)

i never understood the animus toward this thread.
― Scam jam, thank you ma’am (Sparkle Motion), Friday, March 30, 2018 12:57 PM (ten months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

also I appear to express this sentiment yearly

― Scam jam, thank you ma’am (Sparkle Motion), Friday, 22 February 2019 06:09 (seven years ago)

Eyo C

― an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Friday, 22 February 2019 06:30 (seven years ago)

Q-R8-R

― closed beta (NotEnough), Friday, 22 February 2019 11:36 (seven years ago)

Lil' Eschatologist

― pomenitul, Friday, 22 February 2019 11:38 (seven years ago)

Old Believer the Rapper

― pomenitul, Friday, 22 February 2019 11:40 (seven years ago)

Young Areopagite

― pomenitul, Friday, 22 February 2019 11:41 (seven years ago)

MC Non-Chalcedonian

Alright, time to stop.

― pomenitul, Friday, 22 February 2019 11:42 (seven years ago)

Trill B

― Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Wednesday, April 30, 2014 6:22 PM (four years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

with production by BEATCOINZ

― Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Wednesday, April 30, 2014 6:22 PM (four years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

*Long string of fire emojis and skull emojis*

― The depressed somebody from the popular David Bowie song, (bernard snowy), Friday, 22 February 2019 12:16 (seven years ago)

Snoop Doggo

― ☮ (peace, man), Friday, 22 February 2019 13:18 (seven years ago)

Real rapper names that are kinda cool:

Ceza - pronounced Jay-Za.

(‘ceza’ means ‘punishment’ in Turkish)

― breastcrawl, Friday, 22 February 2019 15:24 (seven years ago)

Gravediggaz was an American hip hop group from New York City, known for its dark sense of humor and abrasive, menacing soundscapes. The group was formed in 1992, bringing together The Undertaker, The Gatekeeper, The Grym Reaper, The RZArector, and The

https://i.imgur.com/uXrCRYk.png

― unregistered, Friday, 22 February 2019 16:36 (seven years ago)

None of these are worse than real life rapper Skeet Taste from Houston.

― we're far from the challops now (voodoo chili), Friday, 22 February 2019 16:42 (seven years ago)

Rap Scallion

― eva logorrhea (bendy), Friday, 22 February 2019 20:33 (seven years ago)

six months pass...

Ayon Fuxxx

― lumen (esby), Wednesday, 4 September 2019 20:43 (seven years ago)

Megan Thee They Them

(maybe could actually be a great name for a non-gender-normative MC, but this is the only hypothetical rapper thread bumped right now)

― ☮ (peace, man), Wednesday, 4 September 2019 21:08 (seven years ago)

John Singleton Cosplay

― bendy, Wednesday, 4 September 2019 21:21 (seven years ago)

(Notable for feuding with Louis Fairycon)

― bendy, Wednesday, 4 September 2019 21:25 (seven years ago)

four months pass...

XwavyR he/Him

― lumen (esby), Sunday, 5 January 2020 09:50 (six years ago)

four months pass...

Mark E. Wordsmith

― lumen (esby), Saturday, 9 May 2020 04:14 (six years ago)

esby

― genital giant (Neanderthal), Saturday, 9 May 2020 04:24 (six years ago)

X Æ A-12 da 5’9”

― I eat fast foods (morrisp), Saturday, 9 May 2020 05:34 (six years ago)

How did I miss Tha Pompidou from the very first post?

― justice 4 CCR (Sparkle Motion), Saturday, 9 May 2020 05:38 (six years ago)

Basic B

― Inadequate grass (morrisp), Monday, 18 May 2020 01:02 (six years ago)

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