so i just heard dizzee rascal on the fake radio station pa at wal-mart

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"fix up look sharp" duh

― cinniblount (James Blount), Tuesday, 10 February 2004 23:04 (twenty-two years ago)

Figures!

― dean! (deangulberry), Tuesday, 10 February 2004 23:06 (twenty-two years ago)

I hope they bleeped the word "loo"!

― Tico Tico (Tico Tico), Tuesday, 10 February 2004 23:07 (twenty-two years ago)

I hope they changed all the lyrics!

"WE ROLLIN' BACK PRICE ON FRESH TROPI-CAH-NAH"

― nate detritus (natedetritus), Tuesday, 10 February 2004 23:15 (twenty-two years ago)

frankly, non-crit America only's gonna listen to this guy when he's sucking serious Billy Squier dick.

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Tuesday, 10 February 2004 23:32 (twenty-two years ago)

I have a feeling that might acquire more controversy than Janet and Justin.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 10 February 2004 23:33 (twenty-two years ago)

miccio isn't about time you got klostermans balls outta your mouth?

― cinniblount (James Blount), Tuesday, 10 February 2004 23:42 (twenty-two years ago)

noff quiff yeff

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Tuesday, 10 February 2004 23:43 (twenty-two years ago)

i mean your 'man of the people' routine is a bit ridiculous for someone who bleeds sycophant 'might i polish your taint with my tongue again mr. dennis' naked class aspirational careerism isn't it?

― cinniblount (James Blount), Tuesday, 10 February 2004 23:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh my.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 10 February 2004 23:44 (twenty-two years ago)

dude if I was a careerist I'd so be writing more than one review every two months, wouldn't I? And Blender came to me, green eyes.

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Tuesday, 10 February 2004 23:45 (twenty-two years ago)

particularly for someone who owes 100% his 'rock crit career' to networking and 0% to taste or talent or style or even good jokes?

― cinniblount (James Blount), Tuesday, 10 February 2004 23:45 (twenty-two years ago)

green eyes? are you quoting husker du on me?

― cinniblount (James Blount), Tuesday, 10 February 2004 23:46 (twenty-two years ago)

particularly for someone who owes 100% his 'rock crit career' to networking

haha I sent an unasked for review to a guy who I once wrote a fan letter to two years earlier (the OTHER Chuck). he published it. After a second review of Good Charlotte I was asked to write the occasional review for blender.

HOW TO NETWORK THE ANTHONY MICCIO WAY.

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Tuesday, 10 February 2004 23:48 (twenty-two years ago)

second review of Good Charlotte
that should be second review (of Good Charlotte). The first was of Desaparecidos.

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Tuesday, 10 February 2004 23:49 (twenty-two years ago)

man i'll have to remember to send fan letters to people i want jobs from! how do you write doctors fan letters anyway? ("great prep! them hands were clean clean clean!")

― cinniblount (James Blount), Tuesday, 10 February 2004 23:51 (twenty-two years ago)

OMG DRAMA LOLLERZ

― Francis Watlington (Francis Watlington), Tuesday, 10 February 2004 23:53 (twenty-two years ago)

my first hater! Blount, I kiss you.

haha that letter was written in 2000 (it's really dorky and asks him what he thinks of Midnite Vultures and Sloan). I actually had no idea he was the Voice editor when I wrote it - I was reacting to a copy of Stairway To Hell I found at a used bookstore. The review was written in 2002. I sent him the review after reading his review in Rockcritics.com where he revealed that people just send him reviews, I had no idea.

I think you seriously overrate my careerist calculation here. But I appreciate the presumptuousness.

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Tuesday, 10 February 2004 23:54 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh, don't defuse the situation. This is a fucksite more interesting than the Outkast thread.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 10 February 2004 23:55 (twenty-two years ago)

sorry I just had to explain why this amuses me so much.

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Tuesday, 10 February 2004 23:57 (twenty-two years ago)

blount is a nurse?

― g--ff (gcannon), Tuesday, 10 February 2004 23:57 (twenty-two years ago)

miccio you can't pretend you're not a rimjob queen if we've all seen the hershey moustache

― cinniblount (James Blount), Tuesday, 10 February 2004 23:57 (twenty-two years ago)

i'm studying to make x-rays!

― cinniblount (James Blount), Tuesday, 10 February 2004 23:58 (twenty-two years ago)

but when i graduate watch out for fan letters!

― cinniblount (James Blount), Tuesday, 10 February 2004 23:58 (twenty-two years ago)

is Dizzee your mom or something?

(If I don't respond to anything really quickly in the next half hour it's because I might be shelving books. I also have a career as a library clerk in State College, PA. It's all part of my plan to become the voice of the people)

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

and of course once i get a toe in i'll pull some klosterman faux-populist shit (and just like miccio/milton berle i'll steal other people's material instead of coming up with my own), and, with just a toe0in and before i've really made a single x-ray worth writing home about i'll bray and bray like the most pompous 'good x-ray makin/rock criticism is...' donkey you ever seen (a donkey who dreams of giving felix dennis a rimjob)(cf. every miccio review ever). and if any of my friends for some fucking reason turn to me for advice about making x-rays/writing hack criticism instead of giving them creative constructive criticism i'll just keep being a jackass and tell them they and their efforts are worthless - why? I GOT A CAREER TO LOOK AFTER PEOPLE!

― cinniblount (James Blount), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 00:03 (twenty-two years ago)

my first hater! Blount, I kiss you.

and motherfuckers act like they forgot about Nate

― nate detritus (natedetritus), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 00:03 (twenty-two years ago)

eat a poo taco, gulberry

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 00:03 (twenty-two years ago)

miccio if you wanna renounce the bullshit you've pulled in the past or pretend you haven't pulled it that's fine, but it does mean you're gonna have to get a new schtick (which frankly i don't think you got in you)(cuz frankly i think 'dummed down klosterman' is the closest to a style you're ever gonna get).

― cinniblount (James Blount), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 00:04 (twenty-two years ago)

I give this thread 9.6

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 00:05 (twenty-two years ago)

but if you wanna keep pretending you ain't a networking careerist fool feel free - we all gotta eat. just don't be a dick about it.

― cinniblount (James Blount), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 00:05 (twenty-two years ago)

well, i'm off to go see honey at the dollar theater. i hope that elitist rockcrit cabal that runs wal-mart don't try to brainwash america anymore! keep the faith yall!

― cinniblount (James Blount), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 00:06 (twenty-two years ago)

"VALUES BY THE TRUCKLOAD/VALUES BY THE TON"

― nate detritus (natedetritus), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 00:08 (twenty-two years ago)

im starting to think miccio and hstencil are 'much ado about nothing'-style interlopers sent into to dead any beef i had left w blount and nate

― $, Wednesday, 11 February 2004 00:12 (twenty-two years ago)

which works anyway bcz i imagine them both as m keaton in the branagh film

― $, Wednesday, 11 February 2004 00:12 (twenty-two years ago)

only more annoying

― $, Wednesday, 11 February 2004 00:13 (twenty-two years ago)

i hate dizzy rascal and kish kash too!! but youre still a dick!!

― $, Wednesday, 11 February 2004 00:13 (twenty-two years ago)

yeah screw us crazy northern yankee liberals (except for that nate guy!).

― hstencil, Wednesday, 11 February 2004 00:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Just hook it all up to my veins!!!

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 00:14 (twenty-two years ago)

haha miccio blount is hardly yr first hater

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 00:32 (twenty-two years ago)

sorry about forgetting, nate, jess and probably Matos. Yeah, this networking I've done has worked wonderfully with the Seattle Weekly.

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 00:54 (twenty-two years ago)

iLm black-and-white vs iLm wolfpac vs iLm hollywood!

― nate detritus (natedetritus), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 00:56 (twenty-two years ago)

No, because we're all Stevie Ray.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 00:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Stuff I'd like you to elaborate on when you get back from Honey, Blount.

and if any of my friends for some fucking reason turn to me for advice about making x-rays/writing hack criticism instead of giving them creative constructive criticism i'll just keep being a jackass and tell them they and their efforts are worthless

um, what's this in reference to?

miccio if you wanna renounce the bullshit you've pulled in the past or pretend you haven't pulled it

what exactly have I renounced (aside from that 311 thread were I admitted my adolescent appreciation of Soundgarden's authenticity was kinda silly)?

I'm not bothered that James "Mr Show? Odenkerk - classic! Cross - DUD" Blount finds me unfunny, but I'm kinda surprised I'm being called a dick by Trife.

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 00:58 (twenty-two years ago)

FRUIT BOOTY!!!!

― Stevie Ray (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 00:58 (twenty-two years ago)

I want to see the phrase "eat a poo taco" used at least once more in this thread.

― Ben Boyer (Ben Boyer), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 01:00 (twenty-two years ago)

eat a poo taco.

― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 01:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Koala tacos are tastier.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 01:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Thank you, He1geson. Officially the best thread ever.

― Ben Boyer (Ben Boyer), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 01:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Actually I saw the episode of Space Ghost with Bob and David recently, and Bob was a lot funnier.

― nate detritus (natedetritus), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 01:09 (twenty-two years ago)

Bob's the one that gets zapped right? Ironically one of the FEW Space Ghost's I've ever gotten to catch.

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 01:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Someone get Geir to post here and we could have an alltime classic on our hands.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 01:12 (twenty-two years ago)

blount + trife get a 10.00 for hateful fart-knockery

― omg, Wednesday, 11 February 2004 01:13 (twenty-two years ago)

omg gets a 3.4 for hustle-knockery

― nate detritus (natedetritus), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 01:21 (twenty-two years ago)

damn...how long does it take to watch Honey? I'm dying to find out what I've renounced and what friends I've fucked over.

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 01:24 (twenty-two years ago)

keep focusing on 'renounced' and ignoring 'pretending'; and if you really can't figure out who and what i'm talking about here - just keep being a jackass and tell them they and their efforts are worthless - you're a bigger jerk than i figured. keep your eyes on the prize ant!

― cinniblount (James Blount), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 01:30 (twenty-two years ago)

b-b-but you said friends! Jess and Nate hate me!

and if your bitchfit is because I dared to say "Dizzee Rascal: Dud" then you are kneedeep in the ruins of a glass house.

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 01:32 (twenty-two years ago)

eat a poo taco, gulberry

wtf?

― dean! (deangulberry), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 01:36 (twenty-two years ago)

haha you assholes never respected my efforts towards the critical reappraisal of Limp Bizkit boo hoo

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 01:41 (twenty-two years ago)

it's because you're all trying to appease your divine god matos well good luck with your asskissing wah

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 01:41 (twenty-two years ago)

This is not making milk come out of my nose.

― J (Jay), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 01:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Where is it making milk come out of?

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 01:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Part of why this cracks me up is if anything I wish I was MORE careerist. I really should start actually SUBMITTING work to more than one place you know?

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 01:43 (twenty-two years ago)

This thread is *not* Mel Torme.

― pete s, Wednesday, 11 February 2004 01:44 (twenty-two years ago)

let's not get ahead of ourselves

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 01:44 (twenty-two years ago)

http://uk.geocities.com/zaz_fan/zaz_web_pages/tspics53.jpg

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 01:47 (twenty-two years ago)

(that's Val Kilmer underwater with a cowboy hat giving you the thumbs up. dammit)

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 01:48 (twenty-two years ago)

this thread is like watching four goofy teenage boys argue about who is more star trek at a comic-con.

― Former Supposed So Called Nihilist Teenage Drug Disco Addiction Counselor (mjt), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 01:54 (twenty-two years ago)

haha or three guys arguing that a fourth is only pretending to be a trekkie and should give more love to Star Trek:Enterprise.

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 01:55 (twenty-two years ago)

So then, does anyone here like "Hey Ya"?

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 01:58 (twenty-two years ago)

More every day

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 01:59 (twenty-two years ago)

people on internet forums using nerd terminology to denigrate each other! windows within windows! where does it all end?!

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 02:01 (twenty-two years ago)

Rockcrit beef is surreal.

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 02:03 (twenty-two years ago)

no shit

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 02:04 (twenty-two years ago)

http://a1460.g.akamai.net/f/1460/1339/6h/www.cabelas.com/cabelas/en/content/Item/61/16/37/i611637sq01.jpg

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 02:06 (twenty-two years ago)

hey i just heard dizzee rascal coming out of my ass! amazing!

― dean! (deangulberry), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 02:09 (twenty-two years ago)

it's a minute later. now i mean:

man i remember the days when you couldn't even hear dizzee rascal coming out of someone's ass, you know?

― dean! (deangulberry), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 02:09 (twenty-two years ago)

hey i just heard dizzee rascal coming out of my ass
wow. did he have you at "I Luv U"?

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 02:11 (twenty-two years ago)

And for a split second I thought this thread was going down the dumper!

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 02:11 (twenty-two years ago)

< /dan>

(x-POST!)

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 02:11 (twenty-two years ago)

This thread is making pasta bake come out of my nose!

― J (Jay), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 02:13 (twenty-two years ago)

He was all up in my lucky star!

― dean! (deangulberry), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 02:14 (twenty-two years ago)

eww

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 02:14 (twenty-two years ago)

Boy In Da Cornhole

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 02:15 (twenty-two years ago)

(I really should have killed myself at 16)

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 02:15 (twenty-two years ago)

roun roun roun we go, dean! Hold ya mouf still

― Dizzee Rascal (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 02:15 (twenty-two years ago)

the entire nation of england just vomited into their laps

so uh respect

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 02:16 (twenty-two years ago)

I wonder when the white kids who like the Streets will start feuding with the white kids who like Dizzee Rascal?

― dean! (deangulberry), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 02:19 (twenty-two years ago)

Original Ass Pirate Material vs. Boy In Da Cornhole: FITE!

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 02:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Quadrophenia 2: The Grimening

― nate detritus (natedetritus), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 02:20 (twenty-two years ago)

starring Simon Reynolds as Ace Face

― nate detritus (natedetritus), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 02:20 (twenty-two years ago)

My god, Mike Skinner's future is obvious as Ace is Quadrophenia 2. That's... tragic.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 02:21 (twenty-two years ago)

(x-post)

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 02:21 (twenty-two years ago)

and Jess Harvell as that kid who pushes his Vespa off a cliff

― nate detritus (natedetritus), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 02:21 (twenty-two years ago)

To the soundtrack of?

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 02:21 (twenty-two years ago)

"Oi, who's that? More Fire Crew!"

*phoooowwwwwpphhhhhsplat*

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 02:22 (twenty-two years ago)

To the soundtrack of?

I was thinking more Blur getting buried in soft peat.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 02:22 (twenty-two years ago)

You're getting Quadrophenia confused with the dreams of a nation again, Ned.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 02:24 (twenty-two years ago)

Yay dreams of a nation!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 02:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Crazy peat. Crazy crazy peat.

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 02:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Is Crazy Pete anything to do with Nutty Nigel?

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 02:27 (twenty-two years ago)

This thread is making me feel the need to do something more constructive with my time, like watch Cops or something.

― Former Supposed So Called Nihilist Teenage Drug Disco Addiction Counselor (mjt), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 02:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Make sure it's that one episode where they pull the skinny guy out from under a couch.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 02:30 (twenty-two years ago)

ned there's skinny and then there's two dimensional

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 02:31 (twenty-two years ago)

Fuck Cops, get down with Sheriff John Bunnell (retired).

http://kirkoid-music.crosswinds.net/sheriff/images/capture4.jpg

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 02:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah i'm one of Nutty Nigel's 'associates', what of it?
You lookin' at my bird's pint's tits?

― Crazy Pete, Wednesday, 11 February 2004 02:32 (twenty-two years ago)

all this dialogue is more crackling than the dvd of _The Third Man_ that i just sat down to watch...

― Kingfish Beatbox Botox Funktion (Kingfish), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 02:32 (twenty-two years ago)

hopefully there will be the crackhead hiding under the overturned kiddie swimming pool in somebody's backyard. I love that episode.

― Former Supposed So Called Nihilist Teenage Drug Disco Addiction Counselor (mjt), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 02:33 (twenty-two years ago)

yay, Sheriff John! Man of the Crime-Fighting Lisp!

― Kingfish Beatbox Botox Funktion (Kingfish), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 02:33 (twenty-two years ago)

This is John after some scum has just been busted:

http://kirkoid-music.crosswinds.net/sheriff/images/capture2.jpg

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 02:33 (twenty-two years ago)

ned there's skinny and then there's two dimensional

Ah true.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 02:33 (twenty-two years ago)

that photo is kinda blurry...is that a beer in his hand? (please please please say yes)

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 02:34 (twenty-two years ago)

either that or the crime stick

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 02:34 (twenty-two years ago)

"Hunting down scum like this is a MAN'S job!" *exchanges high fives with Maury Povich*

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 02:35 (twenty-two years ago)

if we could get him to run homeland security shit would be locked down tight.

― Former Supposed So Called Nihilist Teenage Drug Disco Addiction Counselor (mjt), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 02:35 (twenty-two years ago)

the press conferences would certainly be more entertaining...

― Kingfish Beatbox Botox Funktion (Kingfish), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 02:36 (twenty-two years ago)

"Osama Bin Laden thought that he could get away...."

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 02:38 (twenty-two years ago)

The thing that's so surprising about this thread is that it took so long for it to happen.

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 03:12 (twenty-two years ago)

for blount to hear dizzee rascal on a wal-mart intercom? (and I wouldn't be surprised if he just heard "Big Beat")

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 03:22 (twenty-two years ago)

xpost to alex in sf

all things come to those who wait.

― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 03:23 (twenty-two years ago)

Am I late for the gangbang?

― Pornish Rex (Francis Watlington), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 03:45 (twenty-two years ago)

trife i thought you liked dizzee :-(.

― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 05:16 (twenty-two years ago)

it's because you're all trying to appease your divine god matos well good luck with your asskissing wah

If Matos had a name, what would it be
And would you call it to his face
If you were faced with him in all his glory
What would you ask if you had just one question

And yeah yeah Matos is great
yeah yeah Matos is good
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

What if Matos was one of us
Just a slob like one of us
Just a stranger on the bus
Trying to make his way home

― donut bitch (donut), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 06:06 (twenty-two years ago)

I must send e-mails to him in the tone of a supplicant.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 06:07 (twenty-two years ago)

What would you ask if you had just one question?

Are you ever going to post that Invisible Jukebox thing you did with Dj /rupture online?

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 06:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Wal-Mart be damned, I just saw Dizzee make his "North American television debut" on freaking Jimmy Kimmel!

― may pang (maypang), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 07:02 (twenty-two years ago)

Wal-Mart be damned, I just saw Dizzee make his "North American television debut" on freaking Jimmy Kimmel!

Oh, errgh. Dizzee, too soon! Too soon!

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 12:21 (twenty-two years ago)

I guess I should brace myself for his inevitable appearance in car commercials and VH1.

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 12:22 (twenty-two years ago)

and the 500+ post thread abt it.

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 12:30 (twenty-two years ago)

my sentiments exactly

― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 13:29 (twenty-two years ago)

So how come there hasn't been any discussion of the qualities of the fake Walmart station vs. the qualities of the fake Best Buy station? I ASK YOU.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 13:31 (twenty-two years ago)

KRGR Kroger Radio OWNS!

― cinniblount (James Blount), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 13:32 (twenty-two years ago)

god that fake best buy DJ is SO ANNOYING

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 13:33 (twenty-two years ago)

actually it doesn't - they always play the white versions of oldies, but it still has james earl jones cracking very odd jokes and big upping the bread on aisle 12. wal-mart radio's actually pretty damn great - all these birthday greetings for wal-mart workers all over from amarillo to kalamazoo (these never fail to depress me), a SHITLOAD of ac/dc. it's sorta a more aor radio disney.

― cinniblount (James Blount), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 13:35 (twenty-two years ago)

god that fake best buy DJ is SO ANNOYING

Yeah, I have to say he's the reason I keep my visits very short and strictly for CDRs.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 13:41 (twenty-two years ago)

i know i'm getting old when i walk into best buy and i feel like how my parents must have felt taking me to the arcade as kid

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 13:42 (twenty-two years ago)

My god, that's a brilliant comparison.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 13:43 (twenty-two years ago)

haha - when i go into best buy i get most excited looking at the refrigerators and the dishwashers - i don't even wanna think about what that says about me (pretty sure 'i'm old' is in there though)

― cinniblount (James Blount), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 13:46 (twenty-two years ago)

what never ceases to amaze me though is the seniors buying batteries who seem utterly peturbed by this place which is louder and more visually obnoxious than most clubs i've gone to

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 13:47 (twenty-two years ago)

haha blount is getting domestic

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 13:49 (twenty-two years ago)

when we went the mall around christmas time, my mom had to drag me out of the cookware store

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 13:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Michael Graves signature designs at Target, man. The way to go (as I found out last year).

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 13:51 (twenty-two years ago)

oh well target is a whole other kettle of bananas

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 13:55 (twenty-two years ago)

i can't seem to get out of there without spending like $40

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 13:55 (twenty-two years ago)

"you know, i dont really NEED a throw pillow with spongebob squarepants, a scented lavender candle, a green tracksuit, and a clear orange boombox, but, oh what the hell."

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 13:56 (twenty-two years ago)

man oh man the one downtown here is a PALACE.

software, soap, mittens, condoms, gallon of milk, windshield washer fluid...big up yaself senator mark!!

― g--ff (gcannon), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 13:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Hahaha YOU ARE ALL OLD.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 14:29 (twenty-two years ago)

hey would an OLD person have a green tracksuit and a clear orange boombox they're playing al greens greatest hits on?

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 14:31 (twenty-two years ago)

you just described 40% of wednesday mornings in boca raton

― cinniblount (James Blount), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 14:36 (twenty-two years ago)

i can't seem to get out of there without spending like $40

strongo lileks!

― nate detritus (natedetritus), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 15:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Hands up which published writers never networked not once ever no way. I've never read Miccio's pieces; if they suck, okay, hate that, but criticizing how people got on board in this dirty game...

― Enrique (Enrique), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 16:19 (twenty-two years ago)

Okay everybody, poll time!

Would you rather eat a eat a:

A) poo taco
B) barf burrito
C) turd tamale
D) choad Chalupa

― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 16:37 (twenty-two years ago)

All of a sudden I'm not hungry.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 16:38 (twenty-two years ago)

That'll be $16.07.....

outta $20?...

mkay.

ok, tha.. $16.07's your change. Hi, may I help you.

― donut bitch (donut), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 18:48 (twenty-two years ago)

This whole thread is like that Jermaine Jackson song "Word to the Badd!".

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 18:58 (twenty-two years ago)

you know my thread from last year about seeing the video for "let's push things forward" in target didn't generate half as much controversy

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 19:01 (twenty-two years ago)

"you know, i dont really NEED a throw pillow with spongebob squarepants, a scented lavender candle, a green tracksuit, and a clear orange boombox, but, oh what the hell."

I just bought the top half of the a Target green tracksuit.

― Colin Beckett (Colin Beckett), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 19:18 (twenty-two years ago)

i saw some Thalia vid on a monitor at an EB Games the other day(the one where she dresses in bondage trousers and "performs" at CBGB) where you honestly couldn't tell if she had spent more of the video's budget on her costuming, hair care products, or the recreational pharmaceuticals inhaled on the day of filming.

― Kingfish Beatbox Botox Funktion (Kingfish), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 19:22 (twenty-two years ago)

The Jimmy Kimmel thing was pretty disappointing. Dizzee looked tired.

― Broheems (diamond), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 19:29 (twenty-two years ago)

Worst moment came after the performance.

Dizzee: I vanna give peace an t'anks to da USA and de rest of deez world (etc, etc)

Jimmy: I have no idea what you just said.

― may pang (maypang), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 19:35 (twenty-two years ago)

Awww...Jimmy was making a funny!

― Sym (shmuel), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 19:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah, only he said it behind his back which I thought was kind of, y'know.. rude.

― may pang (maypang), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 19:40 (twenty-two years ago)

http://kirkoid-music.crosswinds.net/sheriff/images/capture4.jpg

He thought he could give peace and thanks to the USA without Jimmy making a joke about him... BUT HE WAS WRONG!

― Sheriff John Bunnell (retd) (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 19:42 (twenty-two years ago)

wait, that lisping idiot is on in the UK, too, isn't he?

― Kingfish Beatbox Botox Funktion (Kingfish), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 19:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Yep. Many a fun evening to be spent watching him on Bravo.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 19:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Jimmy: I have no idea what you just said.

his first honest criticism from an American! Tee Hee!

*flees*

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 23:21 (twenty-two years ago)

*runs back*

Maybe Jimmy doesn't appreciate troof!

*flees again*

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 23:29 (twenty-two years ago)

Dude, were you planning on making sense at some point in your jocularity?

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 23:34 (twenty-two years ago)

I always thought, like, not understanding the words was a big part of hip-hop's appeal.

― just saying, Wednesday, 11 February 2004 23:39 (twenty-two years ago)

I think you're confusing hip-hop with Scatman John.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 23:42 (twenty-two years ago)

I think you're a dick.

― just saying, Wednesday, 11 February 2004 23:43 (twenty-two years ago)

I think you're confusing hip-hop with Scat[...].

-- Dom Passantino (lifetimepilingu...), February 11th, 2004. (later) (link)

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 23:44 (twenty-two years ago)

No, you're right JS, it's hard to understand what dem niggers is saying, huh?

― Marcello Carlantino (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 23:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh, you people are just too, too funny! Don't you have about 16 other race threads to work with?

― just saying, Thursday, 12 February 2004 00:04 (twenty-two years ago)

Dom, that actually wasn't very funny, in a "wow that's completely unfunny on the subatomic level" way.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 12 February 2004 00:32 (twenty-two years ago)

OK WHY WHY WHY DID THIS THREAD DIE JUST AS DAN WAS BEGINNING MORE OF HIS MEGA-BRILLIANT FUN WITH ELLIPSIS. Rule for the future: as soon as Dan comes with his ellipsis, every registered user is required to post

― J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Friday, 13 February 2004 20:16 (twenty-two years ago)

OK WHY WHY WHY DID THIS THREAD DIE JUST AS DAN WAS BEGINNING MORE OF HIS MEGA-BRILLIANT FUN WITH [...]P[...]is[...]s

-- J0hn Darn1elle (edito...), February 13th, 2004. (later) (link) (admin)

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 13 February 2004 20:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Fun!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 13 February 2004 21:14 (twenty-two years ago)

one year passes...

Revive

― Masked Gazza, Saturday, 26 March 2005 01:43 (twenty years ago)

Why?

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Saturday, 26 March 2005 01:52 (twenty years ago)

Okay everybody, poll time!

Would you rather eat a eat a:

A) poo taco
B) barf burrito
C) turd tamale
D) choad Chalupa

-- M@tt He1geson (mat...), February 11th, 2004

― Masked Gazza, Saturday, 26 March 2005 01:55 (twenty years ago)

Right then.
D.

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Saturday, 26 March 2005 01:57 (twenty years ago)

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