make ethan stop hating company flow

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i've been purposefully avoiding cann ox because i have a strong personal stance on the inherent shitness of co flow and friends, but i heard half of cold vein today and i have to admit it was nice. now, i am definitely staying the fuck away from cann ox, so i'm thinking, hmm, should i pick up funcrusher and give it another try? i fucking hated the thing when i first heard it back around summer of 98, all i can remember is it sounding like an entire album of 'release yo delf' without meth's personality, but i'm thinking now that i might want to give them another shot since i liked some pretty awful shit back then and was possibly just being far too snobbish for my own good. so, convince me, does el-p have any production skill at all? is it worth sitting through lil baby hardcore lyrics about 'technical optical carbunkles' or whatever the fuck for those maybe-possibly juicy beats? what the fuck, yo?

ethan, Thursday, 25 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

oh yeah, i actually have 'vital nerve' on a beat junkies tape and i've gotten to the point where it doesn't bother me but it's still pretty fucking boring. i mean, christ, have they even heard of a fucking chord change? even too short isn't that goddamned minimal.

ethan, Thursday, 25 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I can't help you Ethan - I also found 'Funcrusher' to be seriously monotonous and lacking in variety. Had the same prob. w/ Anti-Pop Consortium, too.

Andrew L, Friday, 26 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

at least i'm not the only one, then. about a year ago i got into an argument with this chunky-ass goateed white guy at fat beats atl who insisted that i wasn't a real head because i listened to r&b and didn't like co- flow. fuck that fat motherfucker.

ethan, Friday, 26 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

ethan>I dislike Co Flow for their humourless,mundane sludge>I prefer shiney *POP* but I sometimes play New Kingdom's 'Heavy Load'>rich in otherness without trying too hard>but CoFlow>hell no>go with the *GLITZ*

, Friday, 26 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

End2End Burners is fantastic, and about half of Funcrusher's great. Do a tape where you fade out the last two minutes of each track.

joel, Friday, 26 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

"The Fire In Which You Burn Slow" got me to buy Funcrusher and I listened to it a couple of times. First time interested, second time bored. But Cann Ox is good - still could do with more jokes but hey.

Tom, Friday, 26 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

ethan said:

"at least i'm not the only one, then. about a year ago i got into an argument with this chunky-ass goateed white guy at fat beats atl"

wait, was that Dose One?

"who insisted that i wasn't a real head because i listened to r&b and didn't like co- flow. fuck that fat motherfucker"

oh, nevermind.

Dare, Friday, 26 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

but seriously, why are you avoiding Canned Ox?

Dare, Friday, 26 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

because he is a fule.

(real life in action, a summary:

ethan: i are making sundar a mixtape of "glitchhop"; pleez recommend something.

jess: well, there's can ox-

ethan: I HATE COMPANY FLOW.

obviously this runs deeper than just fat goateed white rappers and stagnant, leaden beats. this is a phobia, pure and simple.

(my take: can ox album of the year, or at least fighting it out with hot shots ii until dec. 31st for the top spot. [who will be the winner?] el-producto FANTADBULOUS producer [i mean..."cheap-ass dr. who"...or whatver he called it = brill...am i the only one who heard "the cold vein" as the wu tang as recast by the bbc radiophonic workshop?]...one of those "two many words in a verse" type MCs so redolent of undie hiphop..."funcrusher" = quite great in places, drags in others, "little johnny" = brill all around, the last co flow tracks, like "dpa" are CLASSIC, but more a runway for the can ox album than anything else.)

jess, Friday, 26 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

there's a fat beats ATL??

Tracer Hand, Friday, 26 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

it's the only place to get rare 12"s around here besides online. and after five minutes of talking to anyone shopping there they will invariably inform you that the nyc one is 'so much fuckin better'. whatever, i can't skip over to nyc on saturdays.

ethan, Friday, 26 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

dude, did you see the craig david video? apparently mr. david skips over to fat beats nyc all the time, and he lives in LONDON. i mean sheesh ethan show a little initiative.

i really really wanted to like coFlo but i just couldn't get into it. you'd think hyperarticulate superfast image rhymes would be cool, or kool, but it mainly sounds forced. like the tagline inside the CD case "independent as f#@!" yeah, ok. i too have stayed away from canOx, mainly because i figure they'll be just as abstract and indirect as coFlo. hip hop has to be DIRECT and TO THE POINT for me to like it i think. but it's different rappers altogether right?

Tracer Hand, Friday, 26 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

"i too have stayed away from canOx, mainly because i figure they'll be just as abstract and indirect as coFlo. hip hop has to be DIRECT and TO THE POINT for me to like it i think. but it's different rappers altogether right?"

Vordul Megilah is definitely very stream-of-consciousness, though usually he pulls it off pretty well, like U-God on his best Wu-album shit, or Inspectah Deck. He gets carried away at times, though.

Vast Aire, on the other hand, he plays realist and ultra-abstract equally well. He's incredible. If you don't want this amazing verse spoiled then read no further, but the pictures he paints of New York couldn't be stuffed with much more grit and earth:

"And if there's a crack in the basement, crackheads stand adjacent anger displacement, from food stamp arrangement, you were a still-born baby, Mother didn't want you but you were still born, Boy meets world, of course his pop's is gone, What you figure, that chalky outline on the ground is a father figure? So he steps to the next stencil, that's a hustler infested with money and diamond cluster, Let's talk in laymen terms, Rotten apples and big worms, Early birds and poachers, New York is evil and it's coarse, so those who have more than them prepare to be victims, ate up by vultures or politicians in the dog-eat-dog culture, that'll sic 'em, Lack of mineral, we take it personal, A pigeon can't drop shit if it never flew, Every day is no frills, empty krills, broken 40 bottles and MC's with skills, I rest my head on 115, But miracles only happen on 34th, so I guess life is mean, And death is the median, And purgatory is the mold that we settle in, "No doubt" I've got that Eve's Bayou sense of touch, So I fought to touch every hand of a fan to read their thoughts: Battered wives, molested children, Roaches on the floor, rats in the ceiling, Cats walk around New York with two fillin's, One is in their mouth, the other, does the killin' I'm Vast Air, Kramer, top billin'

you should hear this album.

Dare, Friday, 26 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

goddamn ... can't figure out how to keep the hard returns in there.

easier to read:

http://www.thecyberkrib.com/Lip_Service/Archive/cannibalox_irongalaxy. html

Dare, Friday, 26 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Wow. That *is* good.

Sterling Clover, Friday, 26 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

that looks pretty weak.

ethan, Friday, 26 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

those molested children are sobbing in the streets because of you!

Dare, Friday, 26 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

there's a war goin on outside, no man is safe from / you could run but you can't hide forever / from these streets that we done took / you walkin with ya head down, scared to look / you shook, cause ain't no such things as halfway crooks / they never around when the beef cooks in my part of town / it's similar to vietnam / now we all grown up and old, and beyond the cop's control / they better have the riot gear ready / tryin to bag me and get rocked steady / by the mac one-double, i touch you / and leave you with not much to go home with / my skin is thick, cause i be up in the mix of action / if i'm not at home, puffin' lye, relaxin' / new york got a nigga depressed / so i wear a slug-proof underneath my guess / god bless my soul, before i put my foot down and begin to stroll / and to the drama i built, and all unfinished beef / you will soon be killed, put us together / it's like mixin vodka and milk / i'm goin out blastin, takin my enemies with me / and if not, they scarred, so they will never forget me / lord forgive me the hennesey got me not knowin how to act / i'm fallin and I can't turn back / or maybe it's the words from my man killa black / that i can't say so it's left a untold fact, until my death / my goal's to stay alive / survival of the fit, only the strong survive

prodigy, 'survival of the fittest'

ethan, Friday, 26 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I'd take the Cannibal Ox over that any day, Ethan.

As a related question: does anyone else think the form of address typified by the verse above is very much in need of replacement? The differences in p.o.v, image, and trope between the two excerpts above reveal this huge gulf between a sort of broad assembly with the former and a me-me-me "this is what I do" (not even "see" or "hear") with the latter. I think a big step in the maturity of hip-hop will come when that latter form of address no longer dominates the form as a whole.

Nitsuh, Friday, 26 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

what? the narrative is exactly the thing that makes it better than goddamned cannibal ox. me-me-me is so fucking much more affecting than that 'he does this and he does that and the streets are filled this blah blah blah' underground speak, prodigy says that YOU aren't safe in the streets, not some bullshit hypothetical person. i wear a bulletproof until i die instead of ivory tower philosophizing about what a shame it is down in nyc. cann ox are just going in that long line of black urban storytellers that white critics like, from last poets up to common, they talk about what the OTHER people do while distancing themselves and destroying all of the power that those images possessed in the first place. it's ken burns' 'streets'.

ethan, Friday, 26 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Nitsuh's got a good point. The "controversy" around rap - materialism, misogyny etc. comes largely from confusion about "documentary" vs. "entertainment" schism/combo - the nagging ID of lyrics w/narrator's seal of approval; the text could be more obviously a text. Is this, however, a good thing, or what rap is good at? Could be a giant step off a cliff if CoFlo's anything to go by.

Tracer Hand, Friday, 26 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

um, yes, that's what i was just saying. the one aspect that made gangsta rap so powerful and unsettling was the level of identification, to scrub that personalization away and turn street life into a clean dry thesis makes the entire exercise worthless, and that's one of the major reasons i can't fucking stand company flow.

ethan, Friday, 26 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

you slipped in before me, cheater. now i'd better read what you said before i redunderate myself further.

Tracer Hand, Friday, 26 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

It's "purgatory is the *mode*" surely, otherwise the maths metaphor doesn't work.

Vast Aire does battle rhymes and first-person stuff too - "The F- Word" for instance. The Iron Galaxy verses seem to be the most quoted of their lyrics - the point is though that I'd never read them as being social comment or anything, I'd just heard them as a really good flow, enjoying the pleasure of following someone's train of thought as they glue the metaphors together (eg the mean-median-mode thing). It may read didactically but it doesn't sound didactic, certainly less so than almost any other NYC rhymer who 'tackles' 'life' on the 'streets' (KRS-One in his less angry, more balanced mode, for instance). The dichotomy you're talking about Ethan has been there since way back - the best raps often combine me- me-me with the documentary viewpoint - cf. "The Message", which kicked a lot of this off, you have the personalised "Dont-push-me..." chorus and the preaching "A child is born with no state of mind" verse. It goes back before that, to the pulpit, I guess.

Tom, Friday, 26 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

an important point, when i recently heard and enjoyed cann ox i did not give a fuck about the lyrics and actually do not ever give a fuck about 90% of underground mcs because they are always terrible. the production is what intrigued me and no one has even mentioned that in the thread so far. fuck the lyrics, give me the beats.

ethan, Friday, 26 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

When I'm listening to The Cold Vein I end up politely waiting for Vordul to finish his lines so that Vast Aire can come back on again. Vast is like one of those angry New York comedians whose grim punchlines are more grim and punchy than comedic - like, if Henry Rollins' stand-up was actually any good. Vordul's much closer to traditional Co Flow, which means that he's a good rapper (possibly great - I wouldn't know) but not particularly captivating. Funcrusher Plus similarly is like a less enthralling version of the Can Ox album: the same basic structure and sounds but with less of the grimily metallic lustre of the latter.

Ultimately what I really like about The Cold Vein is that it draws together nearly all my favourite things about hip hop right now. Vast Aire reminds me a bit of Ghostface Killah, wrapping his sophisticated rhymes inside a gangsta-style personality-first flow that would be endlessly listening even if he was a shit rhymeer. Likewise the arrangements resonate with the self-conscious futurism of contemporary gangsta, but instead of a high-tech consumer wonderland it's more like the underground mechanical slave city in Fritz Lang's Metropolis (which would make the lush sound of The Blueprint the equivalent of the neo-classical aristocratic playground on the surface?) preserving the underground's preoccupation with the "real" but making it less staid and more meaningful (the music on The Cold Vein tells me more about a certain type of New York experience than the words ever could). Funcrusher Plus, possibly because it was reacting against Biggie and Tupac as opposed to Dirty South & Jay-Z, just doesn't have the same enthrallingly fluxed feel to it.

Tim, Friday, 26 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

fuck the lyrics, give me the beats.

On this point I agree with Ethan utterly and completely and totally. More in an upcoming FT piece (along with various other pieces that should have gone up Tuesday, but I've been ill).

Ned Raggett, Friday, 26 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

"I drop so much shit my anus need an ice pack"

"Triple felon MC minus the melanin/ when I bomb it's that type of shit that make baby Jessica jump in the well again"

"You wanna battle?/ It's better to look in the mirror and say "Candyman" five times"

All from one friggin' track. Ergo, classic. ;-)

Clarke B., Friday, 26 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

On Can Ox, it is the beats. But at the Def Jux / Rhymesayers tour that came around here recently, the beats simply confused people. The crowd really wanted to enjoy themselves but everybody's movements were utterly fractured and unsure over the Cold Vein productions. But yeah, who cares anyways.

Funcrusher Plus must've been the shit or something years ago but it hasn't aged the best. Instead of providing some raw "street" quality the lo-fi-ness just smothers the sound. Plus you can't help but feel that El-P and Big Jus are being all cryptic and hyper-intellectual for its own sake. To digress... I have enjoyed what I've heard on "Little Johnny from the Hospital" album and the new Mr. Len album. Has anybody else heard these?

Honda, Saturday, 27 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

ethan said:

"what? the narrative is exactly the thing that makes it better than goddamned cannibal ox. me-me-me is so fucking much more affecting than that 'he does this and he does that and the streets are filled this blah blah blah' "

I can see where you're coming from, ethan. the whole origin of vocals in hip-hop comes from this relentless, survival-of-the-fittest competitive perspective .. very invigorating, and a great tradition.

but there are other verses that are far off from that detached, "scrub that personalization away and turn street life into a clean dry thesis" mode you mentioned. he's just balanced, like I said -- he can do the abstract co flow politic shit, but more often he's referencing his family, like on B-Boy Alpha: "hated the sound of grandma's cryin', a crooked letter / you could hear it from the ground, or where the sky thunders / makes you wonder about early, sunday morning / relatives dressed in black and they all mourning / fools be bangin' in the [?], throwin' elbows / my first fight was me versus five burrows ... the holiest of holies [hip hop], it was '88 .. "while you playin 'death is what happens' / I found a passion for aerosal cans and hands clappin'"

oh, shit. I just read Tim's description of the music. I'll leave it alone -- he hammered that down

the title of your thread is a challenge, and I keep representing The Cold Vein because I think it's worthwhile .... you've got some Roots-style chants and shout-outs, some battle raps ..

I don't know. It's just one hip-hop album. Maybe Vast Aire won't live up to his potential. but he delivers verses personally, and with communal pronouns .. just reminds me of how there were multiple perspectives throughout poetic eras, from the Harlem Renaissance, to beat poetry and Ginsberg's shifting perspectives, back to the origins of hip-hop ... good stuff

chris

Dare, Saturday, 27 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

one month passes...
heard cann ox again today, hated it. still want to get into co flow though.

ethan, Tuesday, 18 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Ethan do you like anything good anymore or is it all Prefuse 73?

Tom, Tuesday, 18 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

He also likes the Apples in Stereo. *snigger*

Josh, Tuesday, 18 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

ethan, why do you wanna get into co. flow when cannibal ox is so much better than anything cf ever did, except possibly that last single?

jess, Tuesday, 18 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

well i can't stand the co flow mcs or the cann ox mcs but co flow have better beats and i'll take their scientifical madness bullshit over cann ox dance critic aw-cute- it's-tom's-first-street-rhymes bullshit. fuck cann ox.

ethan, Tuesday, 18 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I like the first half of this thread lots cause people manage to goad Ethan into actually dropping his cool-kid one-liners and writing some clever stuff about the music. Let's see if we can do that again eh.

Tom, Tuesday, 18 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Actually I'm listening to Cannibal Ox right now and I have to say Ethan's got a point.

Tom, Tuesday, 18 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

what, that white critics like yourself backstep when their legitimacy is questioned? or do you honestly believe Company Flow had better beats than The Cold Vein?

Dare, Tuesday, 18 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

i've read that post three times and i still have no idea what the fuck you're trying to say.

ethan, Tuesday, 18 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

From what I've heard I prefer Cannibal Ox. I love Ethan. I am drunk.

emil.y, Tuesday, 18 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I didn't get exactly what you meant either, so I couldn't tell why he suddenly seemed to vacillate back and forth on something he seemed so sure about before.

ethan: "cann ox dance critic aw-cute- it's-tom's-first-street-rhymes bullshit"

ILx-speech is weird, people's styles condense alot of imagery and meaning associations into dense little clusters. I'm kind of getting the hang of it, it's a nice arty approach -and- it saves time and space. but it leads to confusion, people trying to guess at each other's poetics ..

what I got from your quote above is that Cann Ox is on some 'deliberate delivery tutored towards critics who will get off on the combination of electronica-influenced grooves and urban street imagery condescendingly packaged in easily-mapped descriptions that negate the crucial sense of the self in hip-hop' ... and you're calling Tom on that that cuz he's the 'dance critic' false consciousness kid who doesn't know real testimonial from abstract poetic ivory tower bullshit

but maybe I'm wrong. what I don't get is that way above you seem to be all about the first-person ME perspective and yet you're arguing about favoring CoFlow's psuedo-scientific manifestoes over Can Ox, who do alot of the personal shit. likewise, The Cold Vein has beats galore, meshed with some nasty keyboard grime ... vs. your comment that you care more about the music than the lyrics.

Dare, Tuesday, 18 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

my hatred of cann ox can be easily broken down into one part hiphop purism , one part anti-hype, one part hatred of the mcs. co flow get past the first two because they're realer and not on every pfork writers end of the year list right now, but not on the third part. really i don't want the rhymes of either, but at least co flow come with subject matter to match their stilted relationship with the beats instead of this incredible sense of FAKENESS i get from all cann ox lyrics i've heard. it's like listening to leonard nimoy spoken word or something.

ethan, Tuesday, 18 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

well i mean they're both like nimoy spoken word but at least co flow are talking about space shit, cann ox is like nimoy somberly reciting bone thugz lyrics.

ethan, Tuesday, 18 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

"It is the first of tha month, but now I got my own enterprise/so sit back and relax, and watch Spock vulcanize/with the greatest of ease, since long ago we learned the Art of War/too late, my death grip done snapped your synapse at the pore"

?

Dare, Tuesday, 18 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Can Ox's emotional side is way over-emphasised though. It's like that joke about the Greek guy and the sheep.

Tim, Tuesday, 18 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I need some clarification there, Tim.

Mark, Tuesday, 18 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

You know, "But you fuck one sheep..." Cannibal Ox write one song about relationships and suddenly they're the new Bone Thugs 'n' Harmony (be it a compliment or insult). It's a great song, but to focus on it too heavily is to miss the fact that most of their work is totally different.

Tim, Tuesday, 18 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Dare: Goodness no I don't prefer Co Flow. All that happened was that - spurred by this discussion - I actually put the Cannibal Ox album *on* rather than letting it sit reverently in my CD rack and didn't enjoy it much. My guess as to why this is is that I wasn't listening on headphones (which is how I heard the album throughout the Summer and Autumn) so I couldn't follow the flows as easily, and that meant paying more attention to the beats and sounds.

The sounds still sounded great, but the beats - well, they just seemed inert, and more than I remembered had that misanthropic undie fussiness that turned me off Co Flow after initial excitement. Now Cann Ox is clearly not meant to be an easy album so it probably was "not what I was looking for" rather than "not good" (esp as my favourite i.e. most familiar through mp3 playlists tracks still sounded great) but my "Ethan has a point" post is more to say that yeah, I understand his arguments where I didn't before.

And please - if I made a point of backing off every time Ethan questioned a hip-hop album's validity I'd have long ago thrown my Brit-hop collection in the Thames and be left with nothing but the Beanie Sigel record.

Tom, Wednesday, 19 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

not so sound like ned but you say that like it would be a bad thing!

ethan, Wednesday, 19 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

chris, what are communal pronouns?

sage, Wednesday, 26 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

one year passes...
what happened to him?!

asfdzxc (asfdzxc), Tuesday, 18 November 2003 06:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Why I love Co Flow (and Can Ox for that matter)...

just when its getting a bit too wordy and pretentious, El-P drops a ridiculous gem like but I'd fuck Laura Ingalls only when she's done with her chores or some other such gut-reaction style line.

As for El-P's production on Funcrusher, its gritty and intentionally dirty-sounding. As for the 'repetitive' nature of Vital Nerve...that's sort of the point? An important part of hip hop, I think, too. The repetitive-ness. Chord changes are for suckas.

Now while I love Funcrusher, I do think that the Can Ox rec is head and shoulders above it, primarily for consistency. I've never been able to listen to CoFlow front-to-back, but Cold Vein is nearly 80 mins and nearly all of it is gold. The production is unfuckwittable, and a good in-between Funcrusher and FanDam (another incredible album). And I like both Vast and Vordul as lyricists, although Vast has the slight edge Q-Tip/Phife style.

So yeah, I think hating on Funcrusher's ridiculous.

Oh, and I like R and B too.

ddrake, Tuesday, 18 November 2003 07:07 (twenty-two years ago)

my hatred of cann ox can be easily broken down into one part hiphop purism , one part anti-hype, one part hatred of the mcs. co flow get past the first two because they're realer and not on every pfork writers end of the year list right now, but not on the third part. really i don't want the rhymes of either, but at least co flow come with subject matter to match their stilted relationship with the beats instead of this incredible sense of FAKENESS i get from all cann ox lyrics i've heard. it's like listening to leonard nimoy spoken word or something.

Fakeness? I'm not sure I get what yr saying.

an interesting factoid I learned: Back in the day, "real" actually just was synonymous with "dope." "Dawg, this album is REAL!" meant that the album was dope. Not that 2pac was in it, or it had organic sounding drums, or whatever it is that defines "real" for you.

ddrake, Tuesday, 18 November 2003 07:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Funcrusher Plus is one of my favorite albums

Cold Vein was the best album of 2001.

Is there no respect for rawness anymore? I like both of these albums in the same way I love Enter The 36 Chambers. Unbridled, raw hip-hop.

I don't know why everything in rap has to be funny or idiosyncratic. There's a time and place for everything. Still, Funcrusher Plus has a couple really funny lines, along with just humorous moments all around. And if you go to something like "D.P.A", you have the classic line: "I get my swerve on like a narcoleptic race car driver
on the autobahn in monsoon season"

Another point you could make is that the way Slint "Spiderland" is influential to indie rock, Company Flow's "Funcrusher Plus" is influential to indie rap. Neither are anywhere near perfect representations, but what they did for the corresponding artforms is undeniable, right?

Rollie Pemberton (Rollie Pemberton), Tuesday, 18 November 2003 08:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Funcrusher Plus is a 'collection of songs' rather than an 'album.' I think if you look at it that way, its pretty fucking amazing. I like Big Juss and El-P together and I just don't think anything that camp has done since compares. Why aren't they doing an Aesop Rock album with El-P beats???

Johnny Badlees (crispssssss), Tuesday, 18 November 2003 15:58 (twenty-two years ago)

rollie: when i read a line like that i can only think of how badly i would react if i had to listen to They Might Be Giants sing it (hands clawing at ears, teeth bared, eyes roll back in head, hair on back stands up). so even though i like fandam and funcrusher, i'm always thinking "why does he have to be like this"? i mean, can't el-p just calm down for two seconds and edit out the most ridiculous bits? look at a track like tuned mass damper. it's fine! near perfect! but then he goes and ruins it with some nonsense like: "microscopic sally struthers with a lobster bib" or "some elected methodology of bare-knuckle compassion". i'm sorry but this stuff just makes me tune out of whatever intense impressionistic story he's trying to get across, because my brain stops and goes WHOA HE SAID LOBSTER BIB and by the time i get my concentration back he's into the second chorus.

vahid (vahid), Tuesday, 18 November 2003 16:37 (twenty-two years ago)

i think the slint comparison is finally going to get through to ethan

fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 18 November 2003 16:38 (twenty-two years ago)

i actually have a great article somewhere at home about mid-80s east coast v. west coast grafitti rivalry. the east coast kids were really really cruel about the particular obsessions of the west coast, particularly the east bay grafitti scene. at the time Robotech was really popular, so these guys were making huge wildstyle-influenced anime battle scenes with spraypaint (think of those inivisible scratch pickles album covers but more psychedelic). and the east coast guys were like "hahaha! wack! did your high school art teacher give you extra credit for that?!"

somehow i always thought that was appropriate to this thread.

vahid (vahid), Tuesday, 18 November 2003 16:49 (twenty-two years ago)

What's wrong with the "bare-knuckle compassion" line?!

ddrake, Tuesday, 18 November 2003 17:10 (twenty-two years ago)

the one DJ set I ever did I spun that Panjabi MC track with Jay-Z on it and the whole room got up and danced and then a little later I spun Company Flow, the one that goes "Be positive/that's how I transmit" or something, and the DJ who was coming on after me was psyched about it but I looked out at the dance floor and it was like all like tumbleweeds and whistling wind

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Tuesday, 18 November 2003 17:13 (twenty-two years ago)

I like the song anyway, I'm just sayin'

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Tuesday, 18 November 2003 17:13 (twenty-two years ago)

respect for rawness: missy elliot - wake up (and everything else that's been likened to "grindin" since "grindin")

mitch lastnamewithheld (mitchlnw), Tuesday, 18 November 2003 17:21 (twenty-two years ago)

it distracts me, ddrake. there is nothing "wrong" with the line as it is written out on the page. in fact, reading the lyric sheet, none of the lines in the song are unintelligible. but el-p's got to pick: he can either push the limits of my attention with his delivery or with his lines. he can't do both or else he starts to lose the audience. there is nothing particularly great about "some elected methodology of bare knuckle compassion" either. from the standpoint of prosody and metrics, it sucketh. so i don't know why he feels like he has to be quite that convoluted, unless it's just to prop up his persona as the self-educated abstract ghetto genius.

vahid (vahid), Tuesday, 18 November 2003 17:30 (twenty-two years ago)

I just don't find anything particularly distracting about it when listening.
To each his own.

ddrake, Tuesday, 18 November 2003 17:33 (twenty-two years ago)

Why aren't they doing an Aesop Rock album with El-P beats???

They did! It's called Bazooka Tooth! Granted it only sounds like he produced 2/3 of the album...

nate detritus (natedetritus), Tuesday, 18 November 2003 17:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Why are we trying so hard to make someone like Def Jux?? They put out uneven albums at best. Aesop Rock is great on the mic, El-P is great with beats - right there is the formula for the pinnacle release of Def Jux. Is it really that hard to believe that someone wouldn't like em?? Anyone seen their DVD?? El-P seems like a... watch the DVD.

I am in love with "Constellation Funk" again at the moment tho.

Johnny Badlees (crispssssss), Tuesday, 18 November 2003 20:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Everything you need to know:

http://www.villagevoice.com/issues/0228/seward.php

chuck, Tuesday, 18 November 2003 20:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Mr. Lif is on Def Jux. Mr. Lif is the shit.

nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 18 November 2003 21:12 (twenty-two years ago)

So many kids who were too 'rock' to like hip-hop before, became heads when they heard Cold Vein. I've had a kid step to me tell me that this shit was 'revolutionary' for 'rap.' He also thought Liquid Swords was a group. Go get a fuckin Autechre album. Thats what ruins it for me, the little fags who have been listening to music for 5 months runnin around with Def Jux t-shirts. Same thing happened to Tool after 'Aenima' came out. Hype kills.

Mr. Lif is definitely cool tho. He cracks me up on that DVD, and he's patient enough to put up with El-P's 24-hour-a-day mouth.

Johnny Badlees (crispssssss), Tuesday, 18 November 2003 21:50 (twenty-two years ago)

That whole thing used to bother me too, but then I thought about it like "well, at least they're not still on some stupid 'rap ain't music'" bullshit anymore. You gotta start somewhere.

nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 18 November 2003 21:52 (twenty-two years ago)

sadly, i started with consolidated. but they pointed me to public enemy, so it turned out OK.

Felcher (Felcher), Tuesday, 18 November 2003 21:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Pay no attention to the Seward article. It's ignorant garbage.

nate detritus (natedetritus), Tuesday, 18 November 2003 21:56 (twenty-two years ago)

please to explain why, sir.

rather, i understand what part of it you think is "garbage", i was wondering what part could be made out to be "ignorant" (and not in the sense of seward willfully ignoring an aesthetic position that disinterests him)

vahid (vahid), Tuesday, 18 November 2003 22:01 (twenty-two years ago)

(personally i started with old west coast, moved into rap-rock, from there into company flow, thence to rawkus, into east coast mainstream and since then i've kind of been stuck in the south)

vahid (vahid), Tuesday, 18 November 2003 22:03 (twenty-two years ago)

"Rap ain't music" YES. Thats what it is. You're exactly right. Sad thing is, those same kids probably would have opened up to Timbaland years earlier had they not been too embarrassed to go to Circuit City and buy a Missy album without a ski-mask. Fucking sad.

I was just thinkin tho, I don't HATE El-P or any of the Def Jux cats by any means, and I know El-P was a big Jay-Z fan from way back. I think it would have been great if El-P did something along the lines of 'Pigeon' on the Black Album. That kind of chaotic, triumphant sound would have gone perfect with the 'its over' mood of that album.

Johnny Badlees (crispssssss), Tuesday, 18 November 2003 22:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Besides the whole "getting a previous album title wrong" thing, there's just this dripping condescension-as-populism/vice-versa tone -- and it seems like he didn't really try to dig into the lyrics, that all he could see was the surface ("hey, look, he has a kooky flow and odd pop culture references that make no sense to me, and where's the bling? I demand bling for without bling it is not rap" -- willfully ignorant "me no want think while listening to rap" inverse-elitism). He also thinks "Stepfather Factory" is the only Fantastic Damage track that has some sort of idea behind it -- ignoring the not-that-obtuse references to concepts like touring-as-war in "The Nang, The Front, The Bush and the Shit"; his hop-hop education in "Truancy", hilarious/fucked-up sex jam "Dr. Hellno and the Praying Mantus", conspiracy loony shit in "Accidents Don't Happen". Doesn't help that he calls CoFlow/El-P fans "Finlandian djorks" and "pencil-necked geeks". I guess getting paid to pan an album means you get to pan its fans, too. Does that give me license to call him a frontin'-ass cracker?

Mostly all he did was say "this is boring and funkless and not very fun" -- the exact same shit all the same crits who sneer at "undie" say -- only he dribbled a bunch of halfarsed pseudo-rap languitch in his writeup. The only thing he convinced me of -- that he'd convince anyone unconverted to either side of -- is that he hates him some positive/experimental rap, yo. Yeah.

Fantastic Damage is my favorite rap album from 2002. The Black Album is my favorite rap album from 2003. Tough shit.

nate detritus (natedetritus), Tuesday, 18 November 2003 22:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Why should he "dig into the lyrics"? If El-P's voice is too fucking deadassed to CONVEY all those alleged Very Important Topics (which it is), why should Scott Seward do the tedious blowhard's work FOR him?

chuck, Tuesday, 18 November 2003 22:27 (twenty-two years ago)

I'll answer that when you tell me what happened to my portfolio of submitted work that you "lost"

nate detritus (natedetritus), Tuesday, 18 November 2003 22:33 (twenty-two years ago)

Depends what your "name" is. And how half-assed your "writing" was. If it got here, I either filed it or shitcanned it, I promise. If it didn't get here, you might want to check with the US Postal service.

chuck, Tuesday, 18 November 2003 22:37 (twenty-two years ago)

uh, what chuck said PLUS "i demand bling for without bling it is not rap" should maybe read "for without bling it is not fun for scott".

and i think (without having heard el-p since reading scott's piece an hour ago) that he nailed el-p's style pretty closely.

vahid (vahid), Tuesday, 18 November 2003 22:39 (twenty-two years ago)

i think where he's wrong is that he doesn't cut enough slack for sci-fi dystopia. though like most normal human beings (i think) i only allow sci-fi to take up at most 25% of my brain.

vahid (vahid), Tuesday, 18 November 2003 22:41 (twenty-two years ago)

only 25%?! what's the matter with you.

Sun ra's ghost (jdesouza), Tuesday, 18 November 2003 22:42 (twenty-two years ago)

I haven't heard the music but I really like that review. made me laugh.

Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Tuesday, 18 November 2003 22:43 (twenty-two years ago)

and my favorite rapper is divine styler. go figure.

scott seward, Tuesday, 18 November 2003 22:47 (twenty-two years ago)

my biggest problem with divine styler is that he practically only uses nouns. like, learn some more verbs, dude!

vahid (vahid), Tuesday, 18 November 2003 22:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Ha Ha !! and he has a song about vowels! i just want him to put out another album so that i can learn more about gothic stonecutters.

scott seward, Tuesday, 18 November 2003 22:59 (twenty-two years ago)

So many kids who were too 'rock' to like hip-hop before, became heads when they heard Cold Vein. I've had a kid step to me tell me that this shit was 'revolutionary' for 'rap.' He also thought Liquid Swords was a group. Go get a fuckin Autechre album. Thats what ruins it for me, the little fags who have been listening to music for 5 months runnin around with Def Jux t-shirts. Same thing happened to Tool after 'Aenima' came out. Hype kills.

So what, unless you've been listening to hip-hop "since back in the day," courtesy of Top-40 radio, your opinion on hip-hop is irrelevant (perhaps downright offensive)?

I guess I'm one of those 'little fags' - though I've been buying and listening to hip-hop seriously for a year or so, and I own no label apparel of any affiliation (I'd rock a K Records t-shirt, though). My first three hip-hop purchases that I remember were The Coup's Party Music (for "5 Million Ways To Kill A CEO"), Blackalicious' Blazing Arrow and Fantastic Damage. I am the epitome, of everything you hate

How am I ruining music for you, again?

miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Tuesday, 18 November 2003 23:25 (twenty-two years ago)

so many kids who were too 'rock' to like hip-hop

this is a ridiculous premise to begin with! EVERYONE likes hip-hop and is entitled to an opinion about it.

(since i'm feeling sheepish about posting too many lame pics in the last 24hrs i'm going to imply pics of mc skat kat and other rapping cartoon characters)

vahid (vahid), Tuesday, 18 November 2003 23:39 (twenty-two years ago)

EVERYONE likes hip-hop

where to begin...

M Matos (M Matos), Tuesday, 18 November 2003 23:55 (twenty-two years ago)

i loved that Scott Seward piece and I quite like El-P. Didn't he big up Non-Phixion in it though? That's hardly blingdamentalist.

Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Tuesday, 18 November 2003 23:58 (twenty-two years ago)

that should of course be "everyone who uses totalizing sentences like 'hip hop is just people talking' or 'hip hop rejects the european melodic tradition'". i can only assume said people were never exposed to rapping cartoon characters.

vahid (vahid), Wednesday, 19 November 2003 00:11 (twenty-two years ago)

This thread and links therefrom have helped me realize that the new(ish) Aesop Rock album is actually really pretty good.

nate detritus (natedetritus), Wednesday, 19 November 2003 04:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Is there no respect for rawness anymore? I like both of these albums in the same way I love Enter The 36 Chambers. Unbridled, raw hip-hop.

Yeah, but there's a big difference... Production-wise, the rawness in "Funcrusher Plus" works fine, but if you compare the Wu-Tang flow to El-P and Bigg Jus, there's no competition. Company Flow simply has no sense of timing, their flow consists of monotonous bundles of words without the necessary rhythmic pauses. Now they may have better lyrics than some other rappers, but rapping isn't about lyrics only, it's just as much about delivery. Because of this I had high expectations for "Little Johnny from the Hospital", but compared to production on Funcrusher Plus it was too cold and clinic, it seemed like there where no human emotions there at all...

It's a funny thing, on The Majesticons album all the other undie rappers manage to smoothen their flow to match theme of the record, that is, mainstream parody. But El-P can't. I guess he should quit rapping and stick to producing.

Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 19 November 2003 10:26 (twenty-two years ago)

"...I am the epitome, of everything you hate..."

"....How am I ruining music for you, again? ..."

Wow. That was something. I think you missed my point. I like some of the Def Jux shit, but its a FAD and half of their little cult following is made up of smart ass kids who just have to have something they're into that no one else knows about. I mean, that same half of their fans would stop listening to them if they ever got on MTV a few times. I think you know I wasn't talking about you or any particular person here - quit starting shit.

Johnny Badlees (crispssssss), Wednesday, 19 November 2003 11:50 (twenty-two years ago)

four years pass...

Rolling snap, the pilot episode

Dom Passantino, Saturday, 8 December 2007 21:38 (eighteen years ago)

The original cast was funnier.

Alex in Baltimore, Saturday, 8 December 2007 21:39 (eighteen years ago)

"I drop so much shit my anus need an ice pack"

"Triple felon MC minus the melanin/ when I bomb it's that type of shit that make baby Jessica jump in the well again"

"You wanna battle?/ It's better to look in the mirror and say "Candyman" five times"

All from one friggin' track. Ergo, classic. ;-)

-- Clarke B., Thursday, October 25, 2001 8:00 PM (6 years ago) Bookmark Link

and what, Saturday, 8 December 2007 21:50 (eighteen years ago)

well i mean they're both like nimoy spoken word but at least co flow are talking about space shit, cann ox is like nimoy somberly reciting bone thugz lyrics

-- ethan, Monday, December 17, 2001 8:00 PM (5 years ago) Bookmark Link

ha

and what, Saturday, 8 December 2007 21:50 (eighteen years ago)

i have no idea why i was tryna say that would be a bad thing

and what, Saturday, 8 December 2007 21:51 (eighteen years ago)

i drop so much shit my anus need an ice pack

max, Saturday, 8 December 2007 21:52 (eighteen years ago)

some good posts in this thread

and what, Saturday, 8 December 2007 21:54 (eighteen years ago)

so did you ever stop hating company flow

ciderpress, Saturday, 8 December 2007 22:03 (eighteen years ago)

where's the thread where Jess liveblogs Funcrusher?

milo z, Saturday, 8 December 2007 22:38 (eighteen years ago)

there was a good one where mark said co flow are afraid of the transformative power of art (unlike, say, girls aloud)

moonship journey to baja, Saturday, 8 December 2007 22:40 (eighteen years ago)

"You wanna battle?/ It's better to look in the mirror and say "Candyman" five times"

The inclusion of what I imagine is supposed to be a young boy with a high pitched voice saying "candyman" at the end of the verse, however, is pretty fucking egregious I must say.

mehlt, Saturday, 8 December 2007 22:47 (eighteen years ago)

there's a war goin on outside, no man is safe from / you could run but you can't hide forever / from these streets that we done took / you walkin with ya head down, scared to look / you shook, cause ain't no such things as halfway crooks / they never around when the beef cooks in my part of town / it's similar to vietnam / now we all grown up and old, and beyond the cop's control / they better have the riot gear ready / tryin to bag me and get rocked steady / by the mac one-double, i touch you / and leave you with not much to go home with / my skin is thick, cause i be up in the mix of action / if i'm not at home, puffin' lye, relaxin' / new york got a nigga depressed / so i wear a slug-proof underneath my guess / god bless my soul, before i put my foot down and begin to stroll / and to the drama i built, and all unfinished beef / you will soon be killed, put us together / it's like mixin vodka and milk / i'm goin out blastin, takin my enemies with me / and if not, they scarred, so they will never forget me / lord forgive me the hennesey got me not knowin how to act / i'm fallin and I can't turn back / or maybe it's the words from my man killa black / that i can't say so it's left a untold fact, until my death / my goal's to stay alive / survival of the fit, only the strong survive

prodigy, 'survival of the fittest'

-- ethan, Thursday, October 25, 2001 7:00 PM (6 years ago) Bookmark Link
I'd take the Cannibal Ox over that any day, Ethan.

As a related question: does anyone else think the form of address typified by the verse above is very much in need of replacement? The differences in p.o.v, image, and trope between the two excerpts above reveal this huge gulf between a sort of broad assembly with the former and a me-me-me "this is what I do" (not even "see" or "hear") with the latter. I think a big step in the maturity of hip-hop will come when that latter form of address no longer dominates the form as a whole.

-- [ban me], Thursday, October 25, 2001 7:00 PM (6 years ago) Bookmark Link

NABISCO NEVER OTM

deej, Saturday, 8 December 2007 22:48 (eighteen years ago)

co flow have better beats

-- ethan, Tuesday, 18 December 2001 01:00

!!!

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 8 December 2007 22:55 (eighteen years ago)

wau @ Nabisco post

The Reverend, Sunday, 9 December 2007 06:52 (eighteen years ago)

"Triple felon MC minus the melanin/ when I bomb it's that type of shit that make baby Jessica jump in the well again"

That line is classick.

Whiney G. Weingarten, Sunday, 9 December 2007 06:59 (eighteen years ago)

i still can't believe dude is named vordul megilah. so jewish-sounding.

s1ocki, Sunday, 9 December 2007 08:33 (eighteen years ago)

I was listening to The Cold Vein a lot last week. I don't have much interest in Company Flow, but El-P's production on CV is mega-classic. All those long droning proggy keyboard chords are fucking awesome.

Noodle Vague, Sunday, 9 December 2007 12:49 (eighteen years ago)

co flow have better beats

-- ethan, Tuesday, 18 December 2001 01:00

!!!

-- BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 8 December 2007 22:55 (Yesterday) Link

raw bdp-style rawkus shit >>>>> melodic sci fi nerd rap

and what, Sunday, 9 December 2007 16:11 (eighteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

i still don't get what's so wau about the nabisco post

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 2 January 2008 04:21 (eighteen years ago)

hes saying he'll take cannibal ox "any day" over an infamous-era prodigy verse

and what, Wednesday, 2 January 2008 04:26 (eighteen years ago)

I think it's safe to say they're both canonical records now.

Whiney G. Weingarten, Wednesday, 2 January 2008 05:43 (eighteen years ago)

It would be like WAU-ing that someone likes Pink Flag over Talking Book. Who the fuck cares?

Whiney G. Weingarten, Wednesday, 2 January 2008 05:44 (eighteen years ago)

tru gz

M@tt He1ges0n, Wednesday, 2 January 2008 05:51 (eighteen years ago)

7 years later, will the tinderbox ignite once again? whatever the canonical status of either record i think what is questionable is nabisco's post is the implication that cannibal ox represents some sort of higher evolution of rap. he could be defended by citing his qualification, -- "dominates hip hope <i>as a whole</i>" (em) -- but the use of the word "maturity" i think gives it away.

uptown churl, Wednesday, 2 January 2008 08:04 (eighteen years ago)

argh html disaster

uptown churl, Wednesday, 2 January 2008 08:04 (eighteen years ago)

how much u think i can get for the 2x 12" funcrusher ep on ebay? does nerd rap have any cache these days? i have all these records cloggin up my closet.

jhøshea, Wednesday, 2 January 2008 08:12 (eighteen years ago)

man i'm sayin email me those auctions

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 2 January 2008 08:26 (eighteen years ago)

lol hoos luvs nerd rap - ill make a thread if i ever get it together

jhøshea, Wednesday, 2 January 2008 15:00 (eighteen years ago)

two months pass...

It would be like WAU-ing that someone likes Pink Flag over Talking Book. Who the fuck cares?

-- Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, January 1, 2008 11:44 PM (2 months ago) Bookmark Link

deej, Wednesday, 19 March 2008 02:11 (eighteen years ago)

lol

deej, Wednesday, 19 March 2008 02:11 (eighteen years ago)

'technical optical carbunkles'

this is still like the perfect def jux zing

Jordan, Wednesday, 19 March 2008 02:35 (eighteen years ago)

at least i'm not the only one, then. about a year ago i got into an argument with this chunky-ass goateed white guy at fat beats atl who insisted that i wasn't a real head because i listened to r&b and didn't like co- flow. fuck that fat motherfucker.

-- ethan, Thursday, October 25, 2001 8:00 PM (6 years ago) Bookmark Link

sorry about that, pipecock

and what, Wednesday, 19 March 2008 02:42 (eighteen years ago)

one year passes...

^^^classic post

The Reverend, Monday, 22 June 2009 10:18 (sixteen years ago)

hahaha

whiney g. gordon liddy (J0rdan S.), Monday, 22 June 2009 10:27 (sixteen years ago)

ILx-speech is weird, people's styles condense alot of imagery and meaning associations into dense little clusters. I'm kind of getting the hang of it, it's a nice arty approach -and- it saves time and space. but it leads to confusion, people trying to guess at each other's poetics ..

call all destroyer, Monday, 22 June 2009 15:07 (sixteen years ago)

three years pass...

lol

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 10 January 2013 02:12 (thirteen years ago)


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