Attention all Wiley fans!

Attention all Wiley fans: your favourite musician is a whiny bitch

http://www.rwdmag.com/forum/showthread.php?t=104720

Maybe dude should learn to read a contract.

Maybe dude should learn to NOT SPEND 50K ON BEATS FOR A FUCKING GRIME ALBUM

Christ, you could buy every beat that's ever appeared on Channel U over the past six years for 50k

but its like getting sacked 4 times from a job
and then saying the 4th time wasnt ur fault
by this time no1 u tell cares u just look and sound like a No hope.

and to be onist every labels tryed to Boy you.
If you had any sense in your head you would of NEGOTIATED
a deal to suit you BEFORE SIGHNING..... knowing what happened
the last 3 TIMES......and learning from that and using it in this deal

but no.......

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Presumably he's paid for non-grime, Calvin Harris type beats.

Wait a minute. You DIDN'T know that your videos and production come out of your advance??!!? And you've been in the music game for how long? You think they give you £200K just to sh!t and breathe? You're career has become a public joke that you keep fuelling.

Somewhere in the world Dizzee Rascal is pissing himself laughing at you.
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"...Make no mistake, the MCs on this compilation ("Run The Road" on 679 Recordings) - Kano, D Double E, Riko, ..., Dizzee, Wiley - are our equivalents of Rakim, Chuck D, Ice Cube, Nas, Jay-Z..."

Is this too long for a username?

that's a simon reynolds quote innit

That man really should never be allowed to listen to rap music.

"Next thing I'm selling my Rolex"

Steve Albini of Grime

Wiley has posted a lot of stupid shit on that message board in the past ("i'm quitting grime/make grime every day" etc) - but this is really embarrassing for him!

let me walk people im a music boy im not tryna be famous anymore i jus want music money

lol

Testing... mic check.

Dammit.

Seriously, though, ILM's come to something when fucking Elbow get a better press here than Wiley does.

http://rockthedesert.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/08/23/man_megaphone.jpg

Wileys got the painters in and she knows it.

Im Saying This To Every1 Who Likes Cash In My Pocket There Is A Problem Since I Done The Track Some Idiot From The Label Decided He Would Take A Grime Lyric From Another Tune And Slow It Right Down And Try To Fit It In The Tune It Sounds So Shit Ive Jus Heard It Now Im Goin On Every Radio Station To Talk About That Is A Disrespect To Me And My Musical Style We Dont Do Shit Like This It Sounds Rediculous And Im Very Angry That Some1 Has Done This Even If I Go High In The Charts I Will Wipe This Shit Version Of Cash In My Pocket Out Of My Mind And See You In The New Year When I Will Be Back With My Own Creative Control Instead Of Ben Cook Or John Woolf Or Any Prick Who Does Silly Things Like Adding A 145 Bpm Lyric Down To A Band Played Tune With A Much Slower Tempo I Cant Even Listen To It I Will Never Accept This Ever John Woolf You Are The Worse Manager On Earth Nick Detnon Would Piss On You I Advise Artists To Stay Away From John Woolf He Does Shit That You Would Want To Kill Him For Believe Me I Want To Kill Him Amongst Others If He Was Infront Of Me Now I Would Empty A Whole Clip At Him For Doin This Stupid Cash In My Pocket 3rd Verse Mockery Please God Save Me Realtalk I Said It

Now You See What Type Of Idiots This Label Are Making Me Sound Incapable Please Forget This Tune As Quick As Poss If You Can I Cant Hear That Version With A Fake 3rd Verse And I Will Never As Long As Im Alive Perform This Song With That 3rd Verse Init Trust Me Ahhh If You Knew How Mad I Am Right Now Watch The Video For The 1st Time And Its That Shit Version Of The Tune John Woolf I Am Gonna Get You I Promise 1 Day You
Will Pay For This You Tramp I Hate You

Im Too Good On The Mic For Some1 To Do That To Me Bruv Too Good That Sloppy Sounding Refix Is Killing Me I Jus Wanna Die Now Im Goin Mad You Know What Im Goin On Holiday And When That Tunes Done Its Course I Will Come Back Dont Even Talk To Me About That Tune Ever I Will Smash Up Ur Car If You Even Say To Me Wiley I Love That Cash In My Pocket Tune John Woolf Is ................................

ESKIKI✧✧✧@HOTM✧✧✧.C✧.U✧ IM READY TO DO INTERVIEWS FROM NOW TILL THE END OF MY CAREER IM READY ITS TIME TO TALK COS I AM GONNA BE A BIG ARTIST IN ENGLAND BUT I NEED TO WAIT TILL JAN 1ST THEN IM GONNA DO MY THING EVERYBODY MUSICALLY FEAR ME NOW ITS ON FOR ANY ARTIST FROM MY SCENE YOUR SCENE ANY SCENE SKEPTA ANY1 BRUV MY MUSIC WILL BE BETTER THAN ANY CHALLENGER WATCH AND DONT THINK I DONT MEAN GRIME EITHER EVERYBOY IS DEAD EVERYBODY

lol at the fucking awful video for this as well

forget that i can tell you bout grease im not fake neither is ghetts life is life innit the badder man for every1 on anyday could be any age any size its life

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go on rinse pyro axe anything for gods sake jsut go on radio and stop being a lethal b!

Oh snap.

Dont Even Talk To Me About That Tune Ever I Will Smash Up Ur Car If You Even Say To Me Wiley I Love That Cash In My Pocket Tune
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lol at the fucking awful video for this as well

can't be worse than wearing my rolex's

You say that, but...

and indeed it isn't (v impressive single shot at least). don't get why wiley doesn't wanna be in his own videos tho (maybe they wouldn't let him in the building).

song is terrible tho yes

MISTER PURDU. WE HEARD ABOUT THE BAD NEWS THAT WAS HAPPENED TO YOU. HOPE YOU GET BETTER QWIK. ME AND FRED HAVE BEEN ALL LEARNED ABOUT YOU. WE HEARD ABOUT YOU DOING CHICKEN HUNTING WITH BOW AND ARROWS. WE HEARD YOU WAS THE BEST CHICKEN HUNTER IN THE WORLD. BOW AND ARROWS IS GOOD AND NEEDS TO LEARN HOW TO DO IT RIGHT. WE SAW THOSE PURDU CHICKENS AT THE SUPERMARKET. THEY LOOKED GOOD. WE WERE EATEN UPPED A WHOLE LOT OF CHICKENS SO FAR. I DONT KNOW HOW MANY BUT ALOT. SOME OF THE CHICKENS WE EATED WERE THE PURDU CHICKENS. SOME WERRUNT PURDUS. WE DONT KNOW WHAT CHICKENS THEY WAS IT DIDNUT SAY. WERE THOSE YOUR CHICKENS PURDU. WERE THEY SECRET PURDU CHICKENS. DO YOU KNOW PURDU. HEY PURDU. OUR FATHER LIKES A PURDU CHICKEN FROM THE SUPERMARKET. SOMETIMES HE COMES HOME AND SAYS TONIGHT ITS TIME TO EAT LOTS OF CHICKEN PURDU OR NOT. HE DOSENT MIND IF THEY SAY PURDU OR NOT. ME AND FRED DOES MIND A LITTEL BIT. BUT NOT ENOUGH TO STOPPED US EATING GONE THE CHICKENS. PLEASE DONUT BE MAD. WE DONUT BUY THE CHICKENS PURDU. WE CANT HELPED IT IF NOT ALL THE CHICKENS IS THE PURDU CHICKENS. HEY PURDU. ME AND FRED HAVED GOT THE IDEA. IF YOU FEEL BETTER SOMEDAY ME AND FRED WANTS TO BE THE CHICKEN HUNTERS OF PURDO. WE KNOW ITS TUFF LEARNING THAT BOW AND ARROWS. MAYBE TUFFER THEN DRIVING A TRUCK OR COUNTING MONEY AT THE BANK. THATS OK PURDU. I GOT THE B PLUS ON A BOOK REPORT ON DOLFINS. AND DOCTOR SAYS FRED MAYNUT BE SCARED OF THE TOILET GOING SOON. HEY PURDU HE KNOWS HOW TO DO NUMBER 1S IN THE TOILET. PRETTY SOON FRED WILL WRIT A BOOK REPORT TOO. ILL MAKE SURE ITS ON THE CHICKENS OF PURDU. HEY PURDU. HOW MUCH DOES THE BOW AND ARROWS DOES COST. ME AND FRED HAVE NONE OF MONEY. IF WE HAVE NO BOW AND ARROWS CAN WE GO CHICKEN HUNTING WITH YOU. FRED AND ME ARE GOOD SNEAKS. THE CHICKENS WONNUT KNOW FRED AND ME ARE AFTER THEM. WE CAN GO FIND CHICKENS ANYWHERE. WE LOOKED IT UPPED IN THE ENCYCLOPEDIA OF BRITANICA ENCYLOPEDIA. WE KNOW ALL ABOUT THE CHICKENS. THE ENCYCLOPEDIA SAYS SO. HEY PURDU. WERE VERY INTERESTED IN CHICKEN HUNTING. PLEASE GET BETTER QWIK. WE WANT TO GO CHICKEN HUNTING FAST. FRED SAYS HE CANT WAIT MUCH LONGER. HE WANTS A PURDU CHICKEN FAST. HES IN THE YARD BEHIND A TREE. FRED DOES THE PRACTICE TO HIDE BEHIND A TREE ON A CHICKEN THAT DOSENT KNOW. FRED WANTS A PURDU CHICKEN. I WANT ONE TOO. DO YOU KNOW. BYE MISTER PURDU.
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wiley, wtf

i swear on my life i feel so powerfull musically about 16 hours ago from web

na serious im peaking really about 14 hours ago from web

i got new crew a sick movement trust me we are gonna fly 12 minutes ago from web

watch how quick it takes to make this new click fly i am a lord of creating crews and movements god knows 11 minutes ago from web

*yoink*

twitter was invented just for wiley, i swear down.

http://twitter.com/bleachjeans

is every1 asleeep
about 12 hours ago via web

Last tweet of the day goodnight
about 13 hours ago via UberTwitter

@DeeGully stop trying to get me for interview fuck u lot I will interview you
about 13 hours ago via UberTwitter in reply to DeeGully

@DeeGully don't piss me off
about 13 hours ago via UberTwitter in reply to DeeGully

@DeeGully what river not the thames
about 13 hours ago via UberTwitter in reply to DeeGully

@CD_Case cuddle up to your auntie linda
about 13 hours ago via UberTwitter in reply to CD_Case

@LexD44 he never beat me he lost u nutter
about 13 hours ago via UberTwitter in reply to LexD44

@blooodline dizzee hates u all what has he ever done for any1
about 13 hours ago via UberTwitter in reply to blooodline

@blooodline I'm the best u love me
about 13 hours ago via UberTwitter in reply to blooodline

@Troopzs u mums a keyboard thug
about 13 hours ago via UberTwitter in reply to Troopzs

I will never delete this ac ever hope ur parents have got aids goodnight
about 13 hours ago via UberTwitter

@SlazerMC and who are you what have u done for england
about 13 hours ago via UberTwitter in reply to SlazerMC

Some people type and work towards being what they are typing
about 14 hours ago via UberTwitter

Call me a keyboard warrior and I will shoot up ur mums house to show man I aint
about 15 hours ago via UberTwitter

No disrespect to handicap people
about 19 hours ago via UberTwitter

@KingMagnarm: RT @bleachjeans @Limit_Lc if ur mum was handicap I would punch her in the face right now tho

Don't dis me I will put ya granny in an electric and pull the lever I'm a dark person
about 19 hours ago via UberTwitter

@kinghypz I am a mason shut up
about 20 hours ago via UberTwitter in reply to kinghypz

Any chance of a poll of the best batshit Wiley Twitter threats?

Why do we want people to know what we are doin all day we don't really twitter was designed by police and freemasons
about 21 hours ago via UberTwitter

My mum grew up on mulgrave street now I'm rolling past mulgrave street that's mad to see where ya mum grew
4:23 AM May 25th via UberTwitter

On Monday 24th May 2010, @bleachjeans said:

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Some tesco's bag on ya head when its raining mandem get out of here do you know how hard I work for dis fake fly boy pablo dipset t shirt wearing battyface

Some tesco's bag on ya head when its raining mandem

http://www.thisishullandeastriding.co.uk/education/UK-rap-star-Wiley-headline-gig-Hull-schools-improved-GCSE-students/article-2183824-detail/article.html

lol

Pablo u invalid
3:35 PM May 24th via UberTwitter

Pablo u are a leather wearing in the summertime battyole who thinks he is funny but he aint
3:28 PM May 24th via UberTwitter

@SamWavey ur grandad is a homo
3:13 PM May 24th via UberTwitter in reply to SamWavey

Ur so shit I wanna punch ur face ten times wid my skinny fist u need black eyes for breakfast
12:08 PM May 24th via UberTwitter

(^^ winner?)

oh he's not @vneckjumper any more!

My last tweet was cold like a lyric
7:37 AM May 24th via UberTwitter

I will lips my new girl on the red carpet wid cameras flashing to get a sun or mirror snap none of you are dis open about u and ur ting
7:35 AM May 24th via UberTwitter

Its not a ny and bleachjeans ting serious I got my wifey realtalk and I will lips her on tottenham court road now
6:56 AM May 24th via UberTwitter

xp oh shit am i late like that. why has no one here made more of this purest source of entertainment!!

@scorcherslife please ask any1 trust me I'm a certified pizza express goer a bit before u I reckon
2:08 PM May 23rd via UberTwitter in reply to scorcherslife

No disre but maryanne hobbs is peng trust me
9:00 AM May 23rd via UberTwitter

I am weeded out need to stop really
7:43 PM May 21st via UberTwitter

I'm goin to sleep now
11:58 AM May 18th via UberTwitter

Drumroll
11:58 AM May 18th via UberTwitter

Ben
11:58 AM May 18th via UberTwitter

Straight down the old bill
11:58 AM May 18th via UberTwitter

Roxy lipsin ting standard
11:57 AM May 18th via UberTwitter

Well dodgy
11:57 AM May 18th via UberTwitter

She's had a tuff time good acting
11:56 AM May 18th via UberTwitter

Come on ben he will be ya mate anyway
11:56 AM May 18th via UberTwitter

Yes she caught him her bro is a prick
11:55 AM May 18th via UberTwitter

Roxy is the topper top trust me she can my midnight lover
11:55 AM May 18th via UberTwitter

Dad hesitates to cuddle son
11:54 AM May 18th via UberTwitter

Shirley breds phil
11:53 AM May 18th via UberTwitter

Phil is baffed
11:52 AM May 18th via UberTwitter

Charlie walks across the square
11:52 AM May 18th via UberTwitter

On a cyborg ting
2:28 PM May 17th via UberTwitter

And what will be will be I love the world I live in more than u could imagine
2:28 PM May 17th via UberTwitter

I put a lot of hour into tweeting today my ribs are hurting
2:27 PM May 17th via UberTwitter

new user name.

"disre". with these kind of ndless abrevs wiley should totes post to ilx, srsly.

cocaine is a hellova drug

Agitating for a move to Sunderland I see.

Agitating for a move to Sunderland Poptones I see.

suffering death thru lols here

lol at that eastenders summary

RT @wileyeskiboy: Wiley @bleachjeans @djtarget @rolldeepuk chilling with Billy from Eastenders and Sasha/Natalie (cont) http://tl.gd/1eaajs 1:15 PM May 22nd via UberTwitter

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# I'm goin to sleep now 11:58 AM May 18th via UberTwitter

# Drumroll 11:58 AM May 18th via UberTwitter

# Ben 11:58 AM May 18th via UberTwitter

# Straight down the old bill 11:58 AM May 18th via UberTwitter

# Roxy lipsin ting standard 11:57 AM May 18th via UberTwitter

# Well dodgy 11:57 AM May 18th via UberTwitter

# She's had a tuff time good acting 11:56 AM May 18th via UberTwitter

# Come on ben he will be ya mate anyway 11:56 AM May 18th via UberTwitter

# Yes she caught him her bro is a prick 11:55 AM May 18th via UberTwitter

# Roxy is the topper top trust me she can my midnight lover 11:55 AM May 18th via UberTwitter

# Dad hesitates to cuddle son 11:54 AM May 18th via UberTwitter

# Shirley breds phil 11:53 AM May 18th via UberTwitter

# Phil is baffed 11:52 AM May 18th via UberTwitter

# Charlie walks across the square 11:52 AM May 18th via UberTwitter

# I love roxy she is so choong 11:52 AM May 18th via UberTwitter

# Plasma yes janine 11:51 AM May 18th via UberTwitter

# Clock the frank butcher pic 11:51 AM May 18th via UberTwitter

# Lol 11:50 AM May 18th via UberTwitter

# Tamwaaa 11:50 AM May 18th via UberTwitter

# Ryan lashes janine on a regular 11:50 AM May 18th via UberTwitter

# Stacey is my bredrin 11:49 AM May 18th via UberTwitter

# Phil locked grant in the cupboard 11:49 AM May 18th via UberTwitter

# Shirley is so meedi 11:48 AM May 18th via UberTwitter

# Ya see god no soundboy cyan test him 11:48 AM May 18th via UberTwitter

# The bible 11:47 AM May 18th via UberTwitter

# Squiggle 11:47 AM May 18th via UberTwitter

# On a holy joe out ting 11:46 AM May 18th via UberTwitter

# Max is so funny 11:46 AM May 18th via UberTwitter

# RT @SNATCHER10: RT @bleachjeans: Phil aint ready for lucas < #RealTalk Lucas has 2 murders under his belt an (cont) http://tl.gd/1c333t 11:46 AM May 18th via UberTwitter

# @Akmah1 that aint gay that's realtalk 11:39 AM May 18th via UberTwitter in reply to Akmah1

# Phil aint ready for lucas 11:38 AM May 18th via UberTwitter

# Holy joe 11:38 AM May 18th via UberTwitter

# On a eastenders ting 11:32 AM May 18th via UberTwitter

# Eastenders time 11:30 AM May 18th via UberTwitter

is skepta on twitter? i liked his rap about getting a new modem

bleachjeans Underground music is good till it goes overground then cool people don't like it anymore every1 wants to like it 1st that's the problem

OFFICIALWILEY Don't go in ya girls phone tho don't ever try and know what's in her brain u will cry even if she loves u if she met drake 2mora its a wrap

right....

OFFICIALWILEY I listen to drake on repeat for hours on end what am I trying to learn from this guy

@iamMarkRonson mark ur so powerful I rate you beyond belief

had to unfollow wiley. 34 tweets in the space of about an hour. gtf

This is why I sack people cos they think they can do shit john woolf you are sacked forever 22 minutes ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®

I'm doing this deal with no manager I hate them they pretend they do stuff when they don't do shit 11 minutes ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®

# Torres aint really been involved so far to be fair about 19 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®

# van bommel that's a funny name lol about 19 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®

# Germans are the team to beat for me steve lol commentators are funny about 19 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®

# Clive tilsly is a shower man about 18 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®

Of course canary wharf is the spot jesus christ so many peng gyal dem going to work 05 July 2010 09:14:36 via Twitter for BlackBerry®

This is why you should avoid your heroes.

http://eskiblog.wordpress.com/2010/07/08/free-music-from-wiley/

THIS guy.
not checked what hes actually offering yet but jesus, too much music.

:O

I always suspected Wiley was a secrete studio hermit but I'll be damned.

i wanna hear more new beats more than his MCing.
tragic that hes probably still making beats (not thinking of the commersh electro ones obv) but not releasing them like he used to.

i unfollowed him a few weeks ago after another sunday of him watching the eastenders omnibus and tweeting twice a minute

Hahaha OMG GONZO. Yes, that Gonzo.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJVmwYU9roo

how the hells a portion like that gonna help? you must be joking

LET'S GO TO THE CHIP SHOP.

Someone more curatorial than myself needs to sift through all these Wiley tracks and compile one classic album out of the best ones.

got a friend who works night shifts and has been steadily working his way through them..will ask

Can someone decide for me if Wiley's UK tour later this year being sponsored by the Sun's gossip page is kinda lol, mostly sad, o_O or something else? Thanks team!

Sign of the times really. He's certainly not going to make any money from selling new music in the near future.

that's kinda genius imo

lol @ wiley pestering kim kardashian on twitter

@KimKardashian Hi my names wiley i hope life's treating you well kim
15 minutes ago via web in reply to KimKardashian

def hoping for some sort of wiley ft. kim kardashian track out of this, her foray into pop is long overdue

on a different note i STILL haven't made it all the way thru the zip files, but "flipping from the gut" is ace

As soon as i wake up i switch on my computer and i record myself on my own i feel like a wierdo if u watched me do it you,d think i was mad
6:07 PM Aug 24th via web

From the mic to the computer back and forth.I feel like a total wierdo and my brain is overloading with sounds and words im sinking slowly
6:10 PM Aug 24th via web

He's making a beat on the fly on his uStream atm, it's fucking wicked
http://www.ustream.tv/channel/the-wiley-elusive-show

Obviously he's drinking rose and smoking zooty as well

Watch Eastenders with Wiley right now

rip @OFFICIALWILEY ;_;

New track!

track with mj cole pretty disappointing imo. nice enough beat but could do with a hook?

@WileyArtist:
@HarjotSamra fuck off you Asians don't buy grime be quiet

@WileyArtist:
@smashed90 curry and tits is nasty you stink you chicken jalfrezzi

Uh

;_;

BAN WILEY FROM ILX

You might want to have a look at @smashed90 as well. No one emerges from this with any credit really.

nice wiley, nice.

his new joint is fun

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CkYJuv82ME0&feature=player_embedded

ugh forgot about that racism shit above

I saw this vid a couple days ago and I dig it.

Never knew about the questionable tweets, but eh. Young guy saying dumb shit shockah.

Dude is 32.

Oh hm, I don't guess I realized he was that old. Yeah, he should def know better by now.

AMERICAN STANS OF WILEY STAND UP

i fucks w/ this new one

someone knows how to bring the deep bass loop still thankfully

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84zlTEA1eeY

i've got the map to your body
not literally, in my mind there's a stencil
and if i draw around the stencil
i can see your body form
lookin just how it's meant to

lolwut

new album is really good. very to-the-point and no-nonsense.

dont want to hear wiley or any grime mcs doing sexual lyrics
xpost

Is it basically straight grimey, like the last one?

much better - yeah i guess it's grimey, though in wiley's inimitably fussy kind of way - very sparse beats, his voice and words are front and centre (though some of the beats - the DRUMS on "i just woke up"! - are really good in themselves).

he does grocery bags, lol. i don't think i even hate them any more, it was just that i hated drake's personality.

I don't owe you nothing, you don't owe me either
I got a style that's golden like a retriever
I time travel, make you a believer
yeah I'm a big achiever
MCs pulling on my arm like a lever
I don't wanna moan like a diva
but it's me coming through the speakers
loud and clear, I smoke the reefer
zoning out, Wiz Khalifa
if I was a mutant, I would have a power that came up high on the metre
I got flows fast like a cheetah
to my fans that know, I see ya
back in the day when I started I had a heart in my chest, cold like a freezer

<3

I'm awake now, reading the Sun newspaper
25p, I'm a saver
might be 20 on another day
face getting hairy, send for the shaver
used to go to the park, Sefton
had my Salford Quays but I left 'em
got 'em back now, I got newer intentions
see far, looking at my pension
I'm awake, still, tourer
my new haircut's sharp like a Bora
tell the barber watch my hairliiiiiine -
so it don't recede faster
got my mind working harder
gotta do it for the Gucc, for the Prada
call that money down the drain, but that's another saga

I get put to the test like I'm not already charting
wanna be credible, Dr Marten
you don't see me skylarking
but I'm still Regents Parking
today my work needs marking
I wanna get a higher grade now, start laughing
fly past 'em, I'm a dog barking
I'm quite visible like a side parting
stop, tell me who's starting trouble?
cuz I will get dark on the double
I can string along a lyric, I ain't getting in a muddle
I'm on the road like a puddle
south to the north terminal, shuttle
I connect east to south, Blackwall Tunnel
see me on the road, I bubble

so wiley has a new mixtape with whooo ( o o o o o ) kid( d d d d d) hosted by.... ashley cole WTF!?

rofl

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_yglKv2ViI

Wiley ft. Giggs & Ashley Cole
Wiley ft. Giggs & Ashley Cole
Wiley ft. Giggs & Ashley Cole
Wiley ft. Giggs & Ashley Cole
Wiley ft. Giggs & Ashley Cole
Wiley ft. Giggs & Ashley Cole
Wiley ft. Giggs & Ashley Cole

NUMBER ONE

love the song too

http://thegrimereport.blogspot.co.uk/2012/06/wiley-its-all-fun-games-till-vol1-2012.html

^very dope mixtape

I find his level of output kind of exhausting these days but Heatwave is terrific. And totally not what I would have expected the first Wiley number one to sound like.

"heatwave" is mad goofy to me, and not in a tinie tempah-ish way that kinda works. it's just structured weirdly.... it's like there are two choruses, but neither are particularly that great. the girl's part is pretty corny imo.

happy for him tho

i will now listen to "if you're going out" for the next two hours

The girl's part is also a rip-off of Madonna's "Erotica."

Standard 2012 chart fare; sounds like a million other records, Wiley's lyrical outlook unchanged from a decade ago, i.e. Young Businessman Of The Year application form.

I'M OUT OF THE YARD, I'M NEVER INSIDE

What other chart pop in 2012 has anything like that string sample? I would like to hear it if it exists.

the erotica steal makes it even better, takes some genius to recast that chilly, blank song as a feelgood summer jam

dunno why one would choose Ms D as one's stage name if one is not actually Ms Dynamite

anony-motive is iirc an old finney coinage that best describes the magic appeal of the phantom ms d

marcello's clueless outlook unchanged from a decade ago

I'm sort of thinking it's probably not a conscious Erotica steal.

"heatwave" is mad goofy to me, and not in a tinie tempah-ish way that kinda works. it's just structured weirdly.... it's like there are two choruses, but neither are particularly that great. the girl's part is pretty corny imo.

happy for him tho

― tauheed & cambria (J0rdan S.), Friday, August 10, 2012 1:45 AM Bookmark

^all this

It's All Fun And Games Till Vol. 1 is probably my favourite long-player of the year.

Also, his "Glam Freestyle" is probably my favourite song of the year.

Basically Wiley is running 2012 for me. Don't much care for the number one, but I seem to mostly like the stuff he gives out for free and I guess the guy has to eat, so good on him.

My favourite comedian is Michael McIntyre. I've got his ones on DVD. He's really funny, and he's the most current with his jokes. The life I lead, he sort of knows. He knows about the London Underground, do you know what I mean? He's got the craziest, the best observations.

he threw a hissy fit at itunes and leaked his own album

(which is largely cobblers)

wonder if the mistake he wanted corrected was listing j2k on 'my heart' cos he ain't on there now as far as i can hear

(i'd heard the j2k version on the radio and that tune would have been the pick of the bunch as was but i think they slowed it right down to uselessness to fit french montana on)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0npI8zq_6YU

this is a certified spring jam and far beyond anything on the lp fwiw

i just boggled at "wiley featuring emeli sandé, j2k and french montana" too much to really hear the song

another unguided wiley album drifting listlessly by

you always wonder what his and dizzee's careers would have been like if it was wiley that had cage managing/producing/father figuring

How man of them are there now?

you always wonder what his and dizzee's careers would have been like if it was wiley that had cage managing/producing/father figuring

Even assuming he had the choice, Cage backed the right horse. It's not even that Wiley is mental to the point of being basically uncontrollable, he just doesn't have Dizzee's charm, either on record or off. There's just something about their voices as well, Dizzee can convey so much more. It's not that Wiley hasn't made great records but he'd never hit Dizzee-style beloved pop figure status.

yeah sure it's not a taking sides, i would never dispute dizzee being a rare talent with the edge over his generation, i'm just saying wiley's work has always cried out for an understanding editor when it comes to making that next step

besides it might not be the same charm as dizzee's but he still has more charm than most. much more in fact and certainly enough to be a pop star with

the other side of the question is for all dizzee's outrageous talent would he have ever got this far just by himself the same way his peers have had to? i don't think so

Yeah I mean put him next to I dunno Wretch 32 or someone and the difference is obvious but I'm not sure the man exists who could do that. Crucially none of these other guys see themselves as svengali/mentor figures themselves.

it's not even that cage might have done so much work for dizzee but that the lines of success are so fine that a wise word here a nudge there really can make all the crucial difference

http://www.musicweek.com/news/read/dizzee-rascal-uncaged/049422

"What Dizzee means is: 'It allows a wider remit of artistic expression,'" he jokingly, forcefully clarifies. He looks at me suspiciously: "Who are we talking to here?"

Ten months into this job, and I have never witnessed the words 'Music Week' cause anywhere near such elation. Cage openly guffaws: "Ha! Say what the fuck you like!"

Someone needs to get their act together and just put out that 2CD career retrospective because it'd still be better than the equivalent comp from pretty much anyone else.

A loose-fit turquoise Ralph Lauren shirt brushing over tree trunk torso and beefy belly, he's a boisterous bruiser with a box-clever tongue; a bantersaurus with a Pulitzer in pinpoint put-downs and prickly piss-takes.

Looking forward to his eponymous strip in Viz sometime soon.

I'm going to make the hits, go on TV and make the syncs and that shit. But I want to be able to say shit, cunt, bollocks and all that - talk about obscene stuff. That's what albums are for."

This has nothing to do with what we're talking about I just want to preserve it for when I inevitably need to requote it in the future.

wiley IS a fairly beloved pop figure though - obv not to the extent of dizzee, but tbh i'm not sure how much wiley's persona at its best would translate to mass mass mass stadium appeal anyway. he's not a rabble-rouser or party-starter, he's a slightly grumpy loose cannon. his antics haven't sabotaged his career to anywhere near the extent they should have, and have probably only enhanced his legend (to people who care).

the missed opportunity was someone with wiley's talent taking on the mentoring role to other artists.

I think it's fair to say that a lack of a decent editor (even on a line-by-line basis) has stopped him from ever making a great album. Even the decent ones are met with general indifference.

Tim Finney on the new album: http://pitchfork.com/reviews/albums/17772-wiley-the-ascent/

Correctly identifying the Kid-D produced tracks as MVPs, they are gorgeous. 'Humble Pie' ended up as one of my favourite songs of last year. A couple of collabs that didn't make it on the album:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ptTD37klofk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=knkt8ZptBpE

tim otm about how half-hearted the EDM choruses are, the tulisa one sounds especially unfinished and grafted clumsily in

surprised at the tracks tim identifies as standouts, they seemed much of a boring muchness with the rest to me - the aggressive posse cuts are the best/most enjoyable but also, yes, what's the point now

Haha, I think "enjoyable but also, yes, what's the point now" is perhaps a broader criticism w/r/t Wiley.

It seemed a bit self-indulgent else I would have explained that my enjoyment of "Humble Pie" and "Broken Thoughts" (I assume they're the "standouts" you're referring to) is basically a derivation of the time I first played a handmade tape sent to me by Luka containing that Dizzee "I like girls, I like sex" tune, pretty much exactly ten years ago now.

nostalgia :(

oh is "humble Pie" the ~reflective~ one? both dizzee and wiley perfected that track with the closers off their respective debuts

"Broken Thoughts" is better IMO. Straight lost girlfriend vibes.

ha, "prissy" has long been my go-to adjective for wiley cat

lol

new album's actually good! despite gudda gudda of all people popping up

"no skylarking" and "badman", all thumbs up

It is pretty good, but there's still the nagging feeling he isn't bringing his A-game here - I wonder if he knows what that sounds like at this stage. Gudda Gudda verse is so unwelcome.

has wiley ever managed to stretch tier one wiley over the course of an lp

treddin' on thin ice and grime wave are as close as it gets probably

success of a wiley album tends to depend on how exciting the beats are, i think - he remains fairly constant

The gap between tier one Wiley and the rest of his work is pronounced though, his best stuff is always fast and pacey and usually grimey, and his limitations as an MC are usually exposed when momentum is withdrawn.

http://ninjatune.net/release/wiley-and-zomby/step-2001/

wiley and zomby collabo. more interesting on paper tbh. its actually a bit boring.

Grim

The celebrity Wiley not only comparing Jewish people to the KKK, but also getting a conspiracy theory in there too.

This is unabashed antisemitism.

Antisemitism is everywhere. It must be called out and eradicated.

Disgusting. pic.twitter.com/mKeB5EDUw3

— alf🌹 (@alfiewm_) July 24, 2020

ffs

What a moron

fucking hell, is he ever going to stop? and plenty of approving replies from other antisemites.

As if the antisemitic rhetoric wasn't bad enough…

https://www.theguardian.com/music/2020/jul/24/wiley-accused-of-antisemitism-after-likening-jews-to-ku-klux-klan

he spent the whole day posting antisemitic shit on Twitter, in the end he even moved on to holocaust denial.

God, what a dickhead.

Is this remotely typical for Wiley?

Member of the Order of the British Empire, eh?

Indeed, what a genius.

total shitshow on twitter- a few people defending him saying the reaction just proves his point, a whole army of white people giving totally unrelated black people shit in the name of antiracism, every prominent black grime related artist being misidentified as Wiley “for some reason”, people trying to make it all about BLM/The Left/Israel/etc

As they say on r/AmItheAsshole, ESH (Everyone Sucks Here).

what a wankstain, forgot he was a royal arselicker. pathetic man.

total shitshow on twitter

Get away.

how many antisemites and paedos have been given royal orders by now anyway

has Stormzy commented?

Stormzy hasn’t been on social media for months now.

He's apologised for making 'comments that were looked at as anti-Semitic'.

Might have well said that he's sorry people were offended but better than no apology at all I guess. Interesting that he only said sorry after being banned from Twitter.

You can’t make this up... Guardian uses a photo of Kano in an article on racism when referencing Wiley 💀 pic.twitter.com/cgwhD0YwYU

— aruba ▼ red (@ArubaRed) July 29, 2020

apparently same issue as with denise, incorrectly labelled library pics.
but still ..

^ Apparently NME, Daily Mail, Guardian and another (Express, I think) ran wrong pictures of Denise. Certainly, the Guardian picked this up fairly quickly and removed the pictures ... but it's wank, isn't it?

The Independent had the wrong picture for Denise Johnson

they do this every couple of days they’re basically doing it on purpose with how little of a shit they give about preventing these mistakes

Jones is a fucking tool for joining in this racist liberal performance even with his usual buts and otohs. but what’s new