100 excellent spoken intros

97. So, I decided to take my work back underground... To stop it falling into the wrong hands.

And I heard as it were
The noise of thunder
One of the four beasts saying
Come and see
And I saw
And behold a white horse

Is she /really/ going out with him?
Well, there she is - let's ask her.
Betty, is that Jimmy's ring you're wearing?
Mm-hmmm
Gee, it must be great riding with him
Is he picking you up after school today?
Nmm-uh
By the way, where'd you meet him?

I didn't even realise that had been posted! Um 93 is free then I guess!

(cue cracking whips)

that said,

84. "Whatchu gonna play now?" "Bobby, I don't know, but whatsever I play, it's got to be funky." ("yeah")

Grandfather, tell me a story!
Oh alright, go and get your storybook.
No, No, not one of those, a real story!
A real story?
Yes, tell me about when you were a boy.
Well, then, I shall have to take you back with me,
a long way in time...

"It was my thirteenth year on a cold winter's
day, as I walked through the enchanted
forest, I heard the sound of horses, and men
at arms, I felt compelled to walk on and
find the place of these sounds, and when
the forest did clear I was standing on a
hill before me the armies of the worlds
standing, waiting. I thought to myself, for
whom or for what are they waiting?
Suddenly a gust of wind came up from the
North, there appeared a lone rider, holding
a sword of steel, then from the south came
another, bearing a battle ax, from the east
came a third holding a spiked club, and
finally from the west, a rider who weilded
a great hammer of war. With them came
their soldiers of death, followed by an
Army of Immortals. They were few in number
but the look in their eyes told all who
beheld them that they would leave this day
only in victory or death. And there was a
great silence...
My heart began to pound, storm clouds
filled the sky with darkness, rain came, and
the four winds blew with such anger that I
held fast to a tree. I watched the four
riders raise their weapons into the air.
Without warning, screaming their war cry
they led the attack, down to the battle they
rode, they met the armies of the world with
a mighty clash! I could feel the ground
shake, the earth drank much blood that
day. Each of the four, was unto himself,a
whirlwind of doom!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

When the smoke did clear, many thousands
were dead. There was much blood and gore.
Their bodies lay broken and scattered
across the battlefield like brown leaves
blown by the wind. And I saw the four ride
together to the top of the hill, while below
them the soldiers of death assembled, all
those who would now swear allegiance
to them.

And the four spoke the words of the
Warrior's Prayer.

GODS OF WAR I CALL YOU, MY SWORD
IS BY MY SIDE.
I SEEK A LIFE OF HONOR, FREE FROM
ALL FALSE PRIDE.
I WILL CRACK THE WHIP WITH A BOLD
MIGHTY HAIL.
COVER ME WITH DEATH IF I SHOULD
EVER FAIL.
GLORY, MAJESTY, UNITY
HAIL, HAIL, HAIL.

And as I stood and looked on, I heard the
Armies of the world hail them without
End, and their voices of victory carried
Long and far throughout the land!"

Well, that's it, did you like the story?
Yeah, it was great!
Oh good, I'm glad. Now off to bed with you.
Grandfather?
Yes?
Who were those four men?
Who were they?
THEY WERE THE METAL KINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!

[you can fill up most of the top 100 with the Fall]

73. Yo, yo, yo, move out of the way
We got Missy Elliott coming through
Girl, that is Missy Elliott, she lost a lot of weight
Girl I heard she eats one cracker a day
Oh well, I heard the bitch was married to Tim and started fucking with Trina
Yo, I heard the bitch got hit by three zebras and a monkey
I can't stand the bitch no way.

(don't know if the end is right at all.

70. They told me that the classics never go out of style but...they do. They do.

security
oh hello is that reception LWT
this is security reception's gone off duty sir
oh i see, i'm supposed to meet somebody in reception and i wanted to see if...
what's the name of the person you're supposed to meet?
haille selassie
haille?
selassie
is a haille selassie here?
no
could you possibly um if he does er he will come in very shortly, would you tell him that marcus garvey phoned, and that i will meet him well it's, meet him in babylon and ting
yes, when marcus comes in...right?
and you're supposed to....
is that haille selassie?
no it wasn't him
he's a black gentleman
when he comes in and asks for you you're gonna meet him at where was it?
babylon...babylon and ting
bab-y-lon and teeng
thats it
right you are
thank you god bless you...

Dearly beloved
We are gathered here today
2 get through this thing called life

Electric word life
It means forever and that's a mighty long time
But I'm here 2 tell u
There's something else
The afterworld

A world of never ending happiness
U can always see the sun, day or night

So when u call up that shrink in Beverly Hills
U know the one - Dr Everything'll Be Alright
Instead of asking him how much of your time is left
Ask him how much of your mind, baby

'Cuz in this life
Things are much harder than in the afterworld
In this life
You're on your own

And if de-elevator tries 2 bring u down
Go crazy - punch a higher floor

Listen up everyone! we have been just informed
That there's an unknown virus that's attacking all clubs
Symptoms have been said to be - heaving breathing
Wild dancing, coughing
So when you hear the sound - WHO-DI-WHOOOO!
Run for cover mother fucker

Little Girl: Daddy what's it gonna be like in the year 2000?
Dad: Well sweetheart for your sake I hope it'll all be peaches &
cream.
But I'm afraid the end time is near. The cataclysmic apocalypse
refered
to in the scriptures of every hole book know to mankind. It will be an
era fraught with boundless greed & corruption where global monitary
systems disintegrate leaving brother to kill brother for a grain of
over
cook rice. The nations of the civilized world will collapse under the
impressive weight of parasitic political conspiracies which remove all
hope & optimism from their once faithfull citizens. Around the globe,
generations of polluters will be punished for their sins. Unsheilded
by the O-zone they have successfully depleted, left to bake in the
cering naked rays of light. Wholesale assassinations served to
destabilize
every remaining government, leaving the starving & wicked to fend
for themselves. Bloodthirsty renegade cyborgs created by tax dodging
corporations reek havok. Pissed off androids tired of being slaves to
a godless & gutless system, where the rich get richer & the poor get
fucked over and out, unleash total world wide destruction by means
of nuclear holocaust, annihilating the terrified masses, leaving in
its
torturous wake nothing but vicious, cannibalistic, mutating,
radiating,
and horribly dis-figured hordes of satanic killers, ?begged on
revenge,
but against home?, there are so few left alive. Starvation reins
supreme,
forcing unlucky survivers to eat anything & anyone in their path.
Massive earthquakes crack the planets crust like a hollow egg shell,
causing unending volcanic eruptions. Creatures of the seven seas,
unable to escape the certain death upon land, boil in their liquid
prison.
Disease then circles the earth, plagues & viruses with no known cause
or cure laying waste to whatever draws breath, and human-kind having
proven itself to be nothing more than a race of ruthless scavengers,
fall
victim to merciless attacks at the hands of interplanetary alien
tribes who
seek to conquer our charred remains. This is Extinction Level Event,
The
Final World Front. And there is Only, One, Year, Left.
Little Girl: Wow, that's cool, I can't hardly wait!
Dad: You don't have to, beacause here it is...

Suburbia
Where the suburbs met utopia

YOU ARE FALSE METAL!

I AM THE GOD OF HELLFIRE AND I BRING YOU...

(60)

58. *Stoned electronic-raspy drawl* "Alright mate, yeah, I want half a tin. How long yeh gonna be mate, yeah, don't leave me waiting man, ten minutes, don't leave me waiting." (Mekon feat Evil B - 'Welcome To Tackletown'. The outro's good too: "What the fack's going on, man, you said ten minutes, man, not a Yardie ten minutes, man, fuck and I need to shit, oh shit!")

55. "...See, the force has got a lot of power...it makes me feel like...OOOOOO!"

(FROM MEMORY BITCHIZ!)

56. "Wendy?"
"Yes, Lisa."
"Is the water warm enough?"
"Yes, Lisa."
"Shall we begin?"
"Yes, Lisa."

55. "Mother Earth is pregnant for the third time, for y'all have knocked her up.
I have tasted the maggots in the mind of the universe. I was not offended, for I knew I had to rise above it all, or drown in my own shit."

x-post nick!

For Nickalicious:

"He was the greatest samurai in the empire and he was the shogun's decapitator."

You missed: "One night, the shogun sent his ninja spies to our house."

Bitch! (j/k ;-) )

xpost yeah I fucked it up but I DID IT FROM MEMORY BITCH :D

[Shellac/Wingwalker]

Can't believe no one's done that.

44. "Yeah, this album is dedicated to all the teachers that told me
I'd never amount to nothin', to all the people that lived above the
buildings that I was hustlin' in front of, that called the police on
me when I was just tryin' to make some money to feed my daughters...
and all the niggaz in the struggle. You know what I'm sayin'?"

43.Hold on this song has a little introduction to it
It's ain’t supposed to be sad though you might feel it that way
It's a song about desperation,
Every now and then we do get desperate

This is a song about L-O-V-E,
and if you abuse it yer goin to lose it
and if you lose it yer goin to abuse and
if you abuse it you aint going to be able to choose it
cuz you aint going to have it further on down the line
and things aint going to be so fine
and yer going to be sitting there on your little machine
tryin to look and keep it clean and
You’re going to be home playing bingo all night all alone
and that's why your sittin there by the telephone
and you know that she aint goin to call you!

So you put on the TV and you're watchin Johnny Carson
segueing right into the Tomorrow show
but that don't got the go so you turn it off ya turn on the radio,
the radio don’t' seem to get the click so you say
"Hey Man, I can't lickety split"
You start to open up a little book
and there's somethin there you got to overlook
and you say "BABY, you know there's somethin on my mind!
"You say "Baby there's somethin on my mind -
I know that you're home and I know you aint all alone! "

So you start walking over to her house
and you get over to her house
and you walk over to her door and
you start poundin on her door and you say
"Open up the door bitch!”
This is the wooba gooba with the green teeth, let me in!!"

Well, she opens up the door
and then you just kinda walk up to her and say
"Baby", (say Baby!) you look up way up at her green mascara
and you say "Oh my darling,
you know her and me was at the party as friends -
do not believe what they say
that's only gossip that they tellin ya -
a wise crack of lies!"
You say Darling!!!

Take your big curls and squeeze them down Rotumba -
What's the name of the chick with the long hair?
(Rapunzle!) Hey Rapunzle!
Hey Raputa! Raputa the Buta!
Hey Raputa the Buta flip me down your hair let me climb
up to the ladder of your love!!
Because this is the wooba gooba sayin to ya
"Love comes once and when it comes
you better grab it fast cuz sometimes the love
you grab aint going to last and
I believe I musta,
You know I think I musta,
You know baby I think I musta,
You know I think I musta,
I musta got lost!!!!!!!

Hey, yeah - I wanna shoop, baby

[Oooo, how you doin', baby?
No, not you
You, the bow-legged one, (ha-ha) yeah
What's your name?
Damn, that sounds sexy]

(and no, that's not a repeat of 96. Or 93, heh heh)

Yeah, I'll fuckin
Yeah I'll fuckin lay your nuts on a fuckin dresser
Just your nuts layin on a fuckin dresser
And bang them shits with a spiked fuckin bat
Ooooohhhh
Whassup? BLAOWWW!!

I'll fuckin
I'll fuckin pull your fuckin tongue out your fuckin mouth
and stab the shit with a rusty screwdriver, BLAOWW!!
I'll fuckin

I'll fuckin
I'll fuckin hang you by your fuckin dick
off a fuckin twelve sto-story building out this motherfucker

I'll fuckin
I'll fuckin
sew your asshole closed, and keep feedin you
and feedin you, and feedin you, and feedin you

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmyeah, baby
Don't you know it feel good, like you know it should
In '89, always on time
Always so quick with the rhyme

31. Guess who:

And on the cool check-in!
Centre-stage on the mic!
And we puttin' it on wax!
It's the neewww styyyyyllle!

(Ian Dury - Plaistow Patricia)

I know I may be young
but
I've got feelings too
and I need to do
what I feel like doing
so let me go

(and no, that's not a repeat of 96, 93 or 39; it's Alberto Y Los Trios Paranoias' "Gobbin' On Life"!)

(and no, that's not a repeat of 92 either; it's Atilla The Stockbroker's "I Don't Talk To Pop Stars"!)

This is religion
There’s a liar on the altar
The sermon never falter
This is religion
Your religion"

37.
I dedicate this to all the pretty girls
To all the pretty girls...to uh...
All the pretty girl in the world,
And the ugly girls too...
Cos to me you're pretty anyway baby

22. This is a story about control
My control
Control of what I say, control of what I do
And this time I'm doing it my way
I hope you enjoy this as much as I do
Are you ready?
I am
Cause this time I'm in control
And I've got lots of it

21. I remember
When you used to hold me so tight

20. Hello, my name is Michelle
Hello, my name is Kevin
Helllooo, my name is Tony
Hello, my name is Kelli
And my name is Jessica *chuckle*

19. "Hee-hee-hee-hee-hee-hee-heeeeee . . . wipe out!"

Chip: 7A.
Davy: What number is this, Chip?
All: 7A!
Davy: Ok, don't mean it, don't get excited, man, it's 'cause I'm short, I know.

16. anything from side 2 of Feelin' Bitchy by Millie Jackson

15. "Deep In The Night" by Etta James

If I didn't have imminent visitors I would transcribe these pearls of wisdom. Tomorrow...

("Ain't No Sunshine" - still Jacko's greatest moment)

You want something corny?
You got it!

HEY! GIMME A BEAT!

Dizzee Rascal 'Do It'

can't remember exact words but i love the way he says 'jus don't understaaannn'

You are about to witness the strength of street knowledge...

You can dance

for inspiration

Come on

I'm waiting

And as we watch him digging his own grave
It is important to know that was where he's at
He can't afford to stop...That is what he believe
He'll keep on digging for a thousand years.

By the way, I always heard #99 as "On our way to go out, I want to stay in. Get things done."

"Hello?"
- "Hiya honey. It's me I want to see the doctor today. Cos ever since you've been gone, I've had a pain deep down inside. He said there's nothing really wrong with me. I'm just missing my man, so honey, Please come on home as soon as you can"

1. "1, 2, 3, 4"

(you can all fight over which song that is)

BUT IT'S ACTUALLY "THIS NEXT SONG IS THE FIRST SONG ON OUR NEW ALBUM"!

I'm sorry I'm such a tireless pedant.

-3. "Saaaayyy, sweet thing."
"Uh huh."
"You know, I couldn't help but notice you looking all good over here..."
"Yeah."
"I was wondering, do you wanna fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu-"

"What's this song about? Uh nothin'."

"In the autumn before his winter, comes man's last mad surge of youth/What on earth are you TALKING about?"

"We are ON."

"Aw f'God's sake beurn it DAOWN"

"Ello. Ello. ELLO. ELLO. ELLO."

"F'Iloseyou F'Iloseyou F'Iloseyou F'Iloseyou the huh, huh, huh, huh"

"3-5-0-1-2-5 Go!"

-2. Come on girls! Do you believe in love? Cause I got something to
say about it, and it goes something like this:

-3. Hi! We're your Weather Girls
And have we got news for you - You better listen!
Get ready, all you lonely girls
and leave those umbrellas at home. - Alright! -

And now, ladies and gentlemen what you've been waiting for.

"This announcement from the producers of this record contains important information for radio program directors, and is not for broadcast.

The first cut on this record has been cross-format-focused for airplay success. As you well know, a record must break on radio in order to actually provide a living for the artists involved. Up until now, you've had to make these record-breaking decisions on your own, relying only on perplexing intangibilities like taste and intuition.
But now, there's a better way.

The cut that follows is the product of newly-developed compositional techniques, based on state-of-the-art marketing analysis technology. This cut has been analytically designed to break on radio. And it will, sooner or later.

For the station that breaks it first, the benefits are obvious. You lead the pack. Yes, no matter what share of this crazy market you do business in, no other release is going to satisfy your corporation's current idea of good radio like this one. On this cut, we're working together, on the same wavelength, in scientific harmony.

But remember, this cut is constructed for multi-market-breaking NOW. Don't waste valuable research with needless delay. We've done the hard
work of insuring your success; the final step is up to you.

Special designer song follows in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1...

"WHAAAAT!?"
.....

I present to you, country music without prejudice!"

-17.
"Hey you, don't watch that, watch this
This is the heavy heavy monster sound
The nutsiest sound around
So if you've come in off the street
And you're beginning to feel the heat
Well listen buster
You'd better start to move your feet
To the rockin'est, rock-steady beat of Madness
One step beyond"

-17
I saw you standing on the corner, you looked so big and fine.
I really wanted to go out with you, so when you smiled,
I laid my heart on the line

Shut up already! Damn!
Tell me who in this house know about the Quake!
*We do!*
I mean, really, really.
If u know how to rock, say "yeah!"
*Yeah!*
If u know how to party, say "oh yeah!"
*Oh yeah!*

YET OUR BEST TRAINED, BEST EDUCATED, BEST EQUIPPED, BEST PREPARED TROOPS REFUSE TO FIGHT (crowd hubbub)....MATTER OF FACT IT'S SAFE TO SAY THAT THEY WOULD RATHER SWIITTCHH (more crowd hubbub).......THAN FIGHT...

(i got goosebumps just typing that)

In the year of our Lord 992, the Justified Ancients of Mu Mu Set sail in their longboats, on a voyage to rediscover the Lost Continent. After many months on perilous, stormy seas, they're search was fruitless. Just when all seemed lost, they discovered AMERICA!
The music you are about to experience is a celebration Of the 1000th anniversary of their founding of this great nation...

Inter football, France football. Une emission du service des sports presente par Jaques Vendou.

Inter football, France football. Presente en direct du stade de Saint Ouen - que, non Saint Etienne!

-26. As they trudged wearily through the shifting snow, their hands plunged deeply into their pockets, they both wished, oh how they wished, they could be sitting snugly by the open hearth watching the fire and sipping their steaming mugs of scalding hot cocoa.
Never mind, said Beatrice incoherently IT WILL SOON BE SUMMER!

-28.
"Ready?"
"Rrrready."

hey yeah we had everything
vinyl in mono etc..

"There is the theory of the Moebius, a twist in the fabric of space, where time becomes a loop..." etc.

"Regulators. We regulate any stealing off this property, we're daamn good, too. But you can't be any geek off the street. Gotta be handy with your steal if you know what I mean, earn your keep. Regulators! Mount up."

-36
"Hello, good evening and welcome, we're Altered Images. And tonight on drums we have Tich. And on bass guitar we have Johnny. And on electric guitar we have Tony. And that's Jim on the other guitar. And my name's Clare. And we just thought we come down tonight to sing you this sad old song. And it goes like this..."

-37
"We'd like to welcome y'all to the fabulous Carolina West, I own this motherfucker and my name is Taa-Dow, Y'all niggaz know who I am y'all niggaz tearin up shit, But we got somethin old, and somethin new for y'all tongiht, Put your hands together for Snoop Doggy Dogg, The Dogg Pound, and the fabulous Dramatics"

-39
I'm a rooooooadrunner, honnnney!

-42 "WHOOOO--STOP."

-43 "It is the only appliance that grinds the grain into flour, and kneads the dough in the same container."

Ohhh baby
I dedicate this to all the pretty girls
All the pretty girls
All the pretty girls in the world
And the ugly girls too
Cause to me your pretty anyways baby

and

What y'all thought y'all wasn't gon' see me?
I'm the Osiris of this shit
Wu-Tang is here forever, motherfucka!
It's like this, ninety-seven
Aight my niggaz and my niggarettes
Let's do it like this
I'ma rub your ass in the moonshine
Let's take it back to seventy-nine!

If you had to have one man - just one man - in your life, who would it be? Mmm-huh. No, it wouldn't be the first one - and he was so surprised to find out that I - that I had never been before. And I wouldn't take Mr. Big Shot either. Huh, have another drink, girl.

But the one that I would want to keep, I know who that would be - the one who first took me during my time that I was hurting. "No," I said, "we gotta wait." But he touched me oh-so-gentle, oh-so-gentle, he just relaxed me all night. "Now she's flowing," he said. "Beautiful, beautiful river... Beautiful, beautiful woman river." And I love him for that. Nobody could ever tell my anything bad about that man.

- Etta James, "Deep In The Night"

Another man on the radio the other day in a song saying he would swim the widest ocean and the deepest river for his woman's love. He lie! Ain't no man gonna do that for no woman - I know I'm not. Listen man, let's be for real now. I'm not gonna swim through no snakes and whales and sharks and alligators and octopusses trying to prove my love for no woman, ain't gon' do it. I'll give her a house, and shoes, dresses, meat, potatoes and bread - something like that she can deal with, know what I mean? You fellows oughta quit that foolishness, man.

Aw, baby, you don't want no star. First of all, they're too far out there, and if I could go and get it and bring it back you wouldn't know where to keep it. Let me tell you one thing, I think you'll like this - listen...

- Joe Tex, "You Can Be My Star"

*phone rings*

Millie: Hello?! Oh, oh, hi, baby. No, I'm just sick and tired of this phone ringin' all day long. Everybody calling me wit' a bunch of problems. My girlfriend done call me - she talkin' about leavin' her ol' man. He done call me - he upset. I damn sure can't blame her for bein' upset, boy. Let me tell you what this idiot did...

- "A Little Taste of Outside Love"

Millie: But what the hell? You can't really blame him. If she had bin takin' care of bidness like she was supposed to, he wouldna never had that woman over there in the first place. She just as chi'lish - sit up on her butt all day long and do nuthin'. And he done spoil the hell out of her - tryin' to give her everything she want. So when he called up here talkin' to me about it, I told him exactly how I felt about it.

- "You Created A Monster"

Millie: I don't wanna hear about it no more - just go ahead and leave me alone with this. I don't wanna hear about no monsters, no bats, no nuthin'. Don't even call me with this bullshit no more. Call Miss Rudolf or somebody. It just really got on my nerves with this mess, babe. Aftet that, she called up here, talkin' about she gon' find her another man. I think she got a little upset because I didn't agree with her. But, hell, I just told her what was on my mind.

Boyfriend: And knowin' you, baby, I can imagine whatchu told her.

Millie: Well, I just had to tell her the way I felt about it.

- "Cheatin' Is"

Millie: Well, I've spoken to him - I've spoken to her. Maybe they'll stay together - maybe they won't. I've said 'bout all I know to say. I really think they should give it a try, though. They're so much alike. One is just as ridiculous as the other one. But, in their own way, I think they love each other, or they wouldn't have been together this long. Besides, there's just too much at stake. They got the kids and they haven't bothered anyone. So I just told her...

- "If You're Not Back In Love By Monday"

Boyfriend: C'mon, baby, I gotta get off the phone now. I'll be at the address momentarily and we can sit down and have a nice drink of wine and talk about it. But let me get off the phone and come on home to ya and then we can talk, okay Sugar?

Millie: Honey, I know you're on your way home, but don't hang up just now. There's something I would like to say to you that can't wait 'til you get home. You've listened to everything I've said today - all my problems, as usual. And I just want you to know how much you really mean to me, and how lucky I really am. You bring out the very best in me, and right now you got me...

- "Feelin' Like A Woman"

"To the extent that I wore makeup and cheap nylon slips, I've gone native. I wanted to know the exact dimensions of hell. Does this sound simple? Fuck you! Are you for sale? Does "fuck you" sound simple enough? This was the only part that turned me on: that he was candy all over."
(Sonic Youth, "The Sprawl")

(the "Nah, mate, it's 'ad a remix" one. I can't remember the whole dialogue offhand)

"I still believe in God, but God no longer believes in me."

Cyclops 4000 gives a roll call to his own alter egos: The Runaways - 'Levitation' Remix feat. Cyclops 4000.

Boy #1: "I don't think it's a problem cuz most of the girls ask for it."

K-Han (?): "Uh huh, how did they ask for it?"

Boy #1: "The way they act, the way they... I... I can't say they way they dress because that's their own personal choice..."

Boy #2: "Some of these dumb hoes, those slut rocker bitches walking down the street, they're asking for it, they may deny it but it's true..."

- Bikini Kill, 'White Boy'

Bismillah ir Rahman ir Raheem.

If you can hear me ladies and gentlemen, then I'm very happy that you came here...

Ooh ooooooooooohhhh ooh ooooooooooooooohh WHEEEEE!!!
That was for Brooklyn. Ha ha, we get it every time!
You got me on?
Shout out to all of my crew... East West, North South
All the continent, Europe, all abroad international
Bringin' it bringin' it bringin' it bringin' it
A lot of things goin' on y'all
21st century is comin'
20th century almost done
A lot of things have changed
A lot of things have not...
Mainly us.
But we gonna get it together right?
I believe that.
Listen... People be askin' me all the time:
"Yo Mos, what's gettin ready to happen with Hip-Hop?
Where do you think Hip-Hop is goin'?"
I tell 'em, "You know what's gonna happen with Hip-Hop?
Whatever's happening with us"
If we smoked out, Hip-Hop is gonna be smoked out
If we doin' alright, Hip-Hop is gonna be doin' alright
People talk about Hip-Hop like it's some giant livin in the hillside
Comin' down to visit the townspeople...
We ARE Hip-Hop
Me, you, everybody, we are Hip-Hop
So Hip-Hop is goin' where we goin'
So the next time you ask yourself where Hip-Hop is goin'
Ask yourself.. where am I goin'? How am I doin'?
Til you get a clear idea
So... if Hip-Hop is about the people
And Hip-Hop won't get better until the people get better, then how do people get better? (Hmmmm...)
Well, from my understanding people get better when they start to understand that they are valuable
And they not valuable because they got a whole lot of money or cause somebody think they sexy
But they valuable caause they been created by God
And God makes you valuable
And whether or not you recognize that value is one thing
You got a lot of socities and governments tryin' to be God, wishin' that they were God
They wanna create satellites and cameras everywhere and make you think they got the all-seeing eye
I guess The Last Poets wasn't too far off when they said that certain people got a God Complex
I believe it's true
But I don't get phased out by none of that, none of that, helicopters, the TV screens, the newscasters, the satellite dishes... They just wishin'
They can't never really do that
When they tell me to fear they law
When they tell me to try to have some fear in my heart behind the things that they do
This is what I think in my mind
And this is what I say to them
And this is what I'm sayin, to you
Check it:

- Mos Def, 'Fear Not Of Man'

AWESOME!!!!!

-69:
"Hello?"
"Yeah, it's me."
"What's up?"
"Just calling to let you know that I won't be needing your loving services any longer."
"Oh really?"
"Yeah. Just figured I'd clue you in on a few things."

(Sinnamon - "Thanks to You")

Rod - Hey Jack, what's happenin'?
Joe - Oh, I don't know.
Rod - Well, rumor around town says you think you might be heading down to the shore.
Joe - Uh, yeah, I think I'm goin' down to the shore.
Rod - Whatcha gonna do down there?
Joe - Uh, I don't know, play some video games, buy some Def Leppard t-shirts.
Rod - Hey, don't forget to get your Motley Crue t-shirt, y'know, all proceeds go to get their lead singer out of jail.
Joe - Uh huh.
Rod - Hey, you gonna check out the Sandbar while you're there?
Joe - Uh, what's the Sandbar?
Rod - Oh, it's this place that lets sixteen year-old kids drink.
Joe - Oh, cool.
Rod - Y'know who's gonna be there?
Joe - Uh, who?
Rod - My favorite cover band, Crystal Shit.
Joe - Oh.
Rod - Yeah, they do a Doors show, you'd be really impressed, in fact, it goes a little like this:

Love me two times baby
Love me twice today
Love me two times girl
Cause I got AIDS
Love me two times baby, once for tomorrow, once cause I got AIDS

Joe - Wow, Pretty good Jim Morrison impersonation there.
Rod - Yeah, I hope those guys have a good sense of humor and don't take us to court.
Joe - Uh, what's the court?
Rod - Never mind that,
Joe - Oh, you mean like the People's Court?
Rod - Well, that's another story; the important thing here is you gotta ask me how I'm gonna get down to the shore.
Joe - Uh, how you gonna get down to the shore?
Rod - Funny you should ask, I've got a car now.
Joe - Oh wow, how'd you get a car?
Rod - Oh my parents drove it up here from the Bahamas.
Joe - You're kidding!
Rod - I must be, the Bahamas are islands, okay, the important thing now, is that you ask me what kind of car I have.
Joe - Uh, what kinda car do ya' got?
Rod - I've got a BITCHIN CAMARO!

(CanNOT believe that went unreferenced.)

-75: "The other one's a complete bullshit." (Police, "On Any Other Day.")

The continent of Atlantis was an island which lay before the
great flood
in the area we now call the Atlantic Ocean.
So great an area of land, that from her western shores
those beautiful sailors journeyed to the South and the North
Americas with ease,
in their ships with painted sails.
To the East Africa was a neighbour, across a short strait of sea
miles.
The great Egyptian age is but a remnant of The Atlantian
culture.
The antediluvian kings colonised the world
All the Gods who play in the mythological dramas
In all legends from all lands were from fair Atlantis.
Knowing her fate, Atlantis sent out ships to all corners of the
Earth.
On board were the Twelve:
The poet, the physician, the farmer, the scientist,
The magician and the other so-called Gods of our legends.
Though Gods they were -
And as the elders of our time choose to remain blind
Let us rejoice and let us sing and dance and ring in the new
Hail Atlantis!

Girl: "So what are you doing back?"
Rob/Fab: "Well, I set back and thought about the things we used to do.
It really mean a lot to me. YOU mean a lot to me."
Girl: "I really mean that much to you?"
Rob/Fab: "Girl, you know it's true."

Classic.

-79. Marvin Gaye, when did you stop loving me...

"John Wesley Hardin lost his roll shootin' dice in the Jim Saloon in El Paso one night back in '85. For a while he sat there and watched the game, broodin', mad. Then he drew a pistol and said, 'Gimme my money back.' And the timid soul handlin' the cash for the house said, 'Take it all, Mr Hardin, it belongs to you.' Hardin got arrested for it the next day, but nobody thought to ask him to return the money. He *did* get told not to play that way anymore."

-82. "Kiss and Say Goodbye," The Manhattans.

Billy OTM on "When Did You Stop Loving Me . . . "

a capella /= spoken tho

and of course, David Allen Cole's Intro to "You never even call me by name" is a classic.

and finally
"My Penis's name is Stewart and this song is calle 'If Stewart Could Talk'" by the dickies.

Don't all his albums start up with some spoken intro? Let's see how much scorn I get for knowing that.

This really was the first thing that came into my head. I'm not sure what that means.

('Pol Pot', Eugene Chadbourne)

I haven't fucked much with the past, but I've fucked plenty with the future.
Over the skin of silk are scars from the splinters of stations and walls I've caressed.
A stage is like each bolt of wood, like a log of Helen, is my pleasure.
I would measure the success of a night by the way by the way by the amount of piss and seed I could exude over the columns that nestled the P.A.
Some nights I'd surprise everybody by skipping off with a skirt of green net sewed over with flat metallic circles which dazzled and flashed.
The lights were violet and white. I had an ornamental veil, but I couldn't bear to use it.
When my hair was cropped, I craved covering, but now my hair itself is a veil, and the scalp inside is a scalp of a crazy and sleepy Comanche lies beneath this netting of the skin.
I wake up. I am lying peacefully I am lying peacefully and my knees are open to the sun.
I desire him, and he is absolutely ready to seize me. In heart I am a Moslem; in heart I am an American;
In heart I am Moslem, in heart I'm an American artist, and I have no guilt.
I seek pleasure. I seek the nerves under your skin.
The narrow archway; the layers; the scroll of ancient lettuce.
We worship the flaw, the belly, the belly, the mole on the belly of an exquisite whore.
He spared the child and spoiled the rod. I have not sold myself to God.

-95 This album is dedicated to all good fuckers, and those who want to be good fuckers

-Dictators, "The Next Big Thing"

-97.We've done four already
But now we're steady
And then they went:
One, two, three, four.

-98.Shall we roll it Jimmy?
We're rolling on ah... [ Number one. ] One? Ah one again.
A-hah. I'm tryin'a get this aeroplane off.
Nah, leave it. Yeah.

I said the underground!
Where your body begins to tremble,
And your hands become just a little nimble,
The underground...

NOW LET ME SEE YOU WORK!

"we want information, information, information."
"who are you?"
"the new number two."
"who is number one?"
"you are number six."
"i am not a number, i am a free man."
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA."

--- OR ---

- Hey Jack, what's happenin'?
- I don't know.
- Well uh, rumour around town says you mighht be thinkin' 'bout goin' down to
the shore.
- Uh, yeah, I think I'm gonna go down to thhe shore.
- Whadda ya gonna do down there?
- Uh, I don't know, p-play some video gamess, buy some Def Leppard t-shirts.
- Don't forget your Motley Crue t-shirt; y''know all proceeds go to get their
lead singer out a' jail.
- Uh huh.
- Can't wait to go down. Hey uh, were ya goonna check out the sand bar while
you're down there?
- Uh, what's the Sand Bar?
- Ah, it's a place that lets sixteen year-oold kids drink.
- Ah, cool.
- Ya hey, guess who's gonna be there?
- Uh, who?
- My favourite cover band, Crystal Ship.
- Wow.
- Yeah, they do a Doors show, you'd be reallly impressed, in fact, it goes a
little like this:

Love me two times baby
Love me twice today
Love me two times girl
Cause I got AIDS
Love me two times baby,
once for tomorrow,
once cause I got AIDS

- Uh...
- Pretty good Jim Morrison impersonation thhere. I hope those guys have a
good sense a' humour and don't take us into court.
- Uh, what's the court?
- Never mind that, the important thing heree...
- You mean the People's Court.
- The... Now, that's another story. The impportant thing here is that we get
to the part where you ask me how I'm gonna get down to the shore.
- Oh, how you gettin' down to the shore?
- Funny you should ask, I've got a car now..
- Ah wow, how'd ya get a car?
- Oh, my folks drove it up here from the Baahamas.
- You're kidding!
- I must be, the Bahamas are islands. Okay,, the important thing here is
that, uh, you ask me what kinda car it is.
- Uh uh, what kinda car do ya' got?
- I've got a bitchin' Camaro...

What? Say it now? Oh. say it now, say it now. Me and the Ohio Players are gonna tell you about a worm. He's the funkiest worm in the world.

the car's on fire and there's no driver at the wheel
and the sewers are all muddied with a thousand lonely suicides
and a dark wind blows

the government is corrupt
and we're on so many drugs
with the radio on and the curtains drawn

we're trapped in the belly of this horrible machine
and the machine is bleeding to death

the sun has fallen down
and the billboards are all leering
and the flags are all dead at the top of their poles

it went like this:

the buildings tumbled in on themselves
mothers clutching babies picked through the rubble
and pulled out their hair

the skyline was beautiful on fire
all twisted metal stretching upwards
everything washed in a thin orange haze

i said: "kiss me, you're beautiful -
these are truly the last days"

you grabbed my hand and we fell into it
like a daydream or a fever

we woke up one morning and fell a little further down -
for sure it's the valley of death

i open up my wallet
and it's full of blood

Godspeed You Black Emperor - The deadflag blues

I can't remember yesterday.
I can only remember doing... What they told me...

told me... told me... told me..."

This was after the conversation and background chatter in the hospital. This is, of cours,e the into to Queensryche's Operation: Mindcrime.

Six million years ago today
a message was seen traveling through space
transcending time
moving faster than the speed of light
breaking the sound barrier
this message was known as the Future Language
And we are hear to deliver this message to your now
LONG LIVE HEAVY METAL!

Von Lmo, "Future Language"

It's especially great, because after that last line, it breaks into saxaphones.

A-well,
Everybody's heard
About the bird

102. So what are you doing back?
Well, I sat back and thought about the things we used to do.
It really mean a lot to me. You mean a lot to me
I really mean that much to you?
Girl. You know it's true

103. Look mummy, there's no plane up in the sky

104. The names have been changed to protect the innocent
Five
Four
Three
Two, one

105. I'm Ma Baker! Put your hands in the air and give me all your money!

106. In 1965 Vietnam seemed like just another foreign war,
but it wasn't.
It was different in many ways, as so were tose that did the fighting.
In World War II the average age of the combat soldier was 26...
In Vietnam he was 19.
In inininininin Vietnam he was 19.

"Yeah, Right! Too late? Sure. Eat this." (music changes and song starts)

Over The Neptune - Guided By Voices

"Oh. My. God. Would you look at her butt?"
Sir-Mix-A-Lot

"so there was this woman, and she was on an airplane
and she's flying to meet her fiance
sailing above the largest ocean on planet earth
and she was seated next to this man who, you know, she had tried to start a conversation with
and only the only thing she had heard him say was just the words to order his bloody mary
and she was sitting there and she was reading this really arduous magazine article
about a third world country that she couldn't even pronounce the name of it
she's feeling very bored and very dispondent
and then suddenly there was this huge mechanical failure and one of the engines gave out
and they just started falling thirty-thousand feet
the pilot's on the microphone and he's saying
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Oh my god. I'm sorry" and apologizing
and she looks at the man and says, she says "Where are we going?"
and he looks at her and he says "We're going to a party. It's a birthday party. It's your birthday. Happy birthday Darlin'. We love you very very very very very very very much."
and then he starts humming this little tune and it kinda goes like this
it kinda goes, 1, 2, 1, 2, 3, 4."

Bright Eyes

Henry Rollins as Henreitta Collins and the wifebeating childhaters.

plus :"In...Out....in....out.......:cut it off,the whole thing! go to the kitchen,wash that shit out of your mouth, do it, tonight!
ladies,no one understand you like i do"

from the same e.p

Spring was never waiting for us, girl
It ran one step ahead
As we followed in the dance
Between the parted pages and were pressed
In love's hot, fevered iron
Like a striped pair of pants
(((WTF?)))
(begins to pick up the pace, lilting as he talks/sings)
MacArthur's Park is melting in the dark
All the sweet, green icing flowing down
Someone left the cake out in the rain
I don't think that I can take it
'Cause it took so long to bake it
And I'll never have that recipe again
Oh, no!

I recall the yellow cotton dress
Foaming like a wave
On the ground around your knees
The birds, like tender babies in your hands
And the old men playing checkers by the trees

MacArthur's Park is melting in the dark
All the sweet, green icing flowing down
Someone left the cake out in the rain
I don't think that I can take it
'Cause it took so long to bake it
And I'll never have that recipe again
Oh, no!

[break]

There will be another song for me
For I will sing it
There will be another dream for me
Someone will bring it
I will drink the wine while it is warm
And never let you catch me looking at the sun
And after all the loves of my life
After all the loves of my life
You'll still be the one

I will take my life into my hands and I will use it
I will win the worship in their eyes and I will lose it
I will have the things that I desire
And my passion flow like rivers through the sky
And after all the loves of my life
After all the loves of my life
I'll be thinking of you
And wondering why

[extended break]

MacArthur's Park is melting in the dark
All the sweet, green icing flowing down
Someone left the cake out in the rain
I don't think that I can take it
'Cause it took so long to bake it
And I'll never have that recipe again
Oh, no!
Oh, no
No, no
Oh no!!

Are you ready, Simon?
>>Ready, Dave.

Are you ready, Alvin?

Alvin???

AL-VINNNNN!!!!!!!!!

>>>READY!!!!

"This is for all my playas out there ridin' - spinners! I don't care where you at, the club parking lot, the expressway, WHATEVER, what I want you to do right now is just STOP ... and let 'em keep spinnin' baby..." - Three 6 Mafia, "Ridin' Spinners," unsurprisingly.

"YYESS!" - xtc 'this is pop'.

114. (or rather, 119) Ladies, and gentlemen... and lowlifes It is with outstanding pleasure that we are here to present tonight... Slick Rick, the Ruler! And MC Ricky D!! Doing their smash hit, "Mona Lisa," you know, like the picture. Anyway, I'd like to take this time out to bow before his divine majesty. "Oh your majesty..." "Hmm?" "Can I kiss your hand?" "Mm-hmm. Enough!" "Come your highness.. they await you.."

everything by mannie fresh ever.

For pure comedic factor.. Every single spoken passage on Grand Declaration Of War(Mayhem)

"I remember the future
A new beginning of time!"

(The voice!!)

you’re it
no, you’re it
hey, you’re really it
you’re it
no I mean it, you’re it

say it
don’t spray it
spirit desire (face me)
spirit desire (don’t displace me)
spirit desire
we will fall

miss me
don’t dismiss me

spirit desire

spirit desire
spirit desire
spirit desire
we will fall

spirit desire
we will fall

In the beginning good always overpowered the evils of all man's sins.
But in time, the nations grew weak
And our cities fell to slums while evil stood strong
In the dusts of hell lurked the blackest of hates
For he whom they feared awaited them.
Now many, many lifetimes later
Lay destroyed, beaten, beaten down.
Only the corpses of rebels
Ashes of dreams and blood stained streets.
It has been written:"Those who have the youth have the future"
So come now, children of the beast
Be strong
And Shout at the Devil!

The boy was in the hallway drinking a glass of tea
From the other end of the hallway a rhythm was generating
Another boy was sliding up the hallway
He merged perfectly with the hallway,
He merged perfectly, the mirror in the hallway

The boy looked at Johnny, Johnny wanted to run,
but the movie kept moving as planned
The boy took Johnny, he pushed him against the locker,
He drove it in, he drove it home, he drove it deep in Johnny
The boy disappeared, Johnny fell on his knees,
started crashing his head against the locker,
started crashing his head against the locker,
started laughing hysterically

When suddenly Johnny gets the feeling he's being surrounded by
horses, horses, horses, horses
coming in in all directions
white shining silver studs with their nose in flames,
He saw horses, horses, horses, horses, horses, horses, horses, horses.

Is Dexter ill today,
Mr Kirk, Dexter's in school
I'm afraid he's not, Miss Fishborne
Dexter's truancy problem is way out of hand
The Baltimore County school board have decided to expel
Dexter from the entire public school system

Oh Mr Kirk, I'm as upset as you to learn of Dexter's truancy
But surely, expulsion is not the answer!
I'm afraid expulsion is the only answer
It's the opinion of the entire staff that Dexter is criminally insane

"Star Struck" by the Gore Gore Girls.
I have no idea what she's saying, but it's soooo sexy.
Does anyone know? Something about watching someone scream?

"some people call me a teenage idol
they smile and say they envy me
i guess they got no way of knowing
how lonely
it can be"

Lonesome Town

HI THERE!

Peter Gabriel: Big Time

Shellac of North America
Catalog number TG 211 CD
Audio compact disc
44.1 kHz sample rate
16 bit word length
Samples represented in twos complement binary
8 to 14 expansion
Set reproducer for reference level
1000 Hertz

The vinyl says something different, but I don't have an mp3 of it.

David: Naw, Bona Drag, baby
Ryan: no, no, it's Viva Hate
David: No, I looked!
Ryan: It's on Bona Drag, cause it was a single!
David: Two... off..
Ryan: But it's, it's the sixth track on Viva Hate
David: It's on Viva Hate too?
Ryan: Mm hmm! Suede head yeah...
David: Cause I looked for it the other day...
Ryan: Yeah, it's on there
Ryan: But it's on Bona Drag cause Bona Drag is a collection of all his
singles
after the first couple of...
David: I dont think it's on Viva Hate man, we'll have to look when I get home
Ryan: Uhhh... Betcha five bucks. I'd swear it
David: I'll take that bet
both laugh
Ryan: Okay, it's on there!
Couple notes on the guitar play, hear Ryan strumming...
Ryan: 1, 2... Oh! Soda...
Random noises from the guys in the background
Ryan: in British accent Eth, Eth's go' a mouf full o' cookies!
Guys all giggle hysterically
B: Bum licker! [omg, why? lol]
Someone: Eth got beat up by fascists and left for dead (he has the accent
Ryan was mocking)
Ryan: LEFT FOR DEAD

The Soft Parade

"When i was back there in seminar school
there was a person there who put forth the proposition
that you can petition the lord with prayer
Petition the lord with prayer? Petition the lord with prayer?
You cannot petition the lord with prayer"!

1.0 v.2

"In The Beginning" - Moody Blues

[First Man:] I think, I think I am, therefore I am, I think.

[Establishment:] Of course you are my bright little star,
I've miles
And miles
Of files
Pretty files of your forefather's fruit
and now to suit our
great computer,
You're magnetic ink.

[First Man:] I'm more than that, I know I am, at least, I think I must be.

[Inner Man:] There you go man, keep as cool as you can.
Face piles
And piles
Of trials
With smiles.
It riles them to believe
that you perceive
the web they weave
And keep on thinking free.

more?

"You fuckin' die" I said to her.
I said "YOU FUCKIN' DIE", to her.
Huh? What?
No, no! I was talking to Kim.
I said "you fuckin' die."
No, I was just...we were just goofing around.
No, no. It didn't have anything to do with anything.
She said: "Don't tou... anybody touch this is my stuff"
And I said "You fuckin' die" like that.
I was finishing her part for her,
You know what I mean?"

They claim that we're brothers from the bottom of hell
'Cause the black is back and it's BOUND to sell.
Picture us goin' out on the Fourth of July
and if you heard we were celebrating that's a worldwide LIE!

Washington Boulevard
Eastbound
Thirty-three
Can I get a transfer, maaaan?
Ninety-five cents?!
FUCK YOU -
I'll skate to the beach!
And i'll look better gettin' there!

Geir obviously picked the best one,

"The secrets - thank you - of sexual attraction" - Chris Lowe on the Pet Shop Boy's "We All Feel Better In The Dark" - the version on "Disco 2".

"This is! A public! Service! Announcement! With guitaaaar!"

There comes a time in every girl's life when she's really got to ask herself: "Is she ready to be going steady?"
There comes a time where she's got to ask herself:
"steady or not? Do you really want to be Johnnny's steady?"
Well, first of all,lets see if dating this one boy Johnny......

Three important rules for breaking up
Don't put off breaking up when you know you want to
Prolonging the situation only makes it worse
Tell him honestly, simply, kindly, but firmly
Don't make a big production
Don't make up an elaborate story
This will help you avoid a big tear jerking scene
If you wanna date other people say so
Be prepared for the boy to feel hurt and rejected
Even if you've gone together for only a short time,
And haven't been too serious,
There's still a feeling of rejection
When someone says she prefers the company of others
To your exclusive company,
But if you're honest, and direct,
And avoid making a flowery emotional speech when you break the news,
The boy will respect you for your frankness,
And honestly he'll apeciate the kind of straight foward manner
In which you told him your decision
Unless he's a real jerk or a cry baby you will remain friends

Hello everybody, this is your action news reporter
With all the news that is news across the nation
On the scene at the super market
There seems to have been some disturbance here
Pardon me sir, did you see what happened?

Yeh, I did...I was standing over there by the tomatoes
And here he come
Running thru the pole beans, thru the fruits and vegetables
Naked as a jay-bird
And I hollered over at Ethel...Isaid don't look Ethel
It was too late, she'd already been incensed...

"Kick out the jams, motherfuckers!"

She said "Always remember never to trust me."
Ah, she said that the first night that she met me.
And she said "There's gonna come a time
when I'm gonna have to go
with whoever's gonna get me the highest."

I was drivin’ home early Sunday morning
Through Bakersfield,
Listening to gospel music on the coloured radio station,
And the preacher said: “You know you always have the lord by your side”
And I was so pleased to be informed of this
That I ran twenty red lights in his honour,
Thank you Jesus, thank you lord

Always cracks me up.

This may be among the 177 cached responses:

[ First Man: ]I think, I
think I am, therefore I
am, I think.

[ Establishment: ] Of
course you are my bright
little star,
I've miles
And miles
Of files
Pretty files of your
forefather's fruit
and now to suit our
great computer,
You're magnetic ink.

[ First Man: ] I'm more
than that, I know I
am, at least, I think
I must be.

[ Inner Man: ] There you
go man, keep as cool as
you can.
Face piles
And piles
Of trials
With smiles.
It riles them to believe
that you perceive
the web they weave
And keep on thinking free.

"Back in school you ever get busted for tryin' to walk and have some administator tell you, son, you can shirk your obligations, try and be different from your peers, but responsibility and your future..."

Aw, I posted that three years ago too. :(

"You're quite hostile"

"I got a right to be hostile!"

We have a whole lot of superstars, on this stage here tonight. But I want y'all to know one thing: this is myyyyyy house, and when I say "Who's house?" y'all know what time it is.

Señores y señoras
Nosotros tenemos más influencia con sus hijos que tu tiene
pero los queremos...
creado y regado de Los Angeles
Juana's Adicción!

DUN-DUH-DUN-DUH-DUN-DUH NANANAANANA HERE WE GO!

"What it is, is the brother can't hold his smoke"

"When Bradley first told me, um, I guess maybe a year and a half ago, about making, uh, this little movie about Okie Noodling, I'd really never heard of the term 'noodling' before, and for some reason I immediately imagined it was about, of all things, um, masturbation. I guess it sort of... oh, it sounded sort of funny and perverted, and... that's just what I thought. And even though Bradley continued sort of, you know, talking telling about his idea - all this stuff kind of happening in a couple seconds - my mind was still building up this bizarre masturbation story. And by now I was thinking he was going to make a movie about this cult of teenagers living in southern Oklahoma who have these... bizarre masturbation contests. And I was thinking, 'What a crazy movie that would be.' But anyway I eventually, uh, snapped out of my daydreaming and quickly realized he was talking about a weird kind of fishing where guys use their hands instead of rods and hooks. And, uh, though it wasn't as, uh, interesting as what I was imagining, it seemed, uh, at least absurd, and I figured if Bradley was doing it, it would be entertaining just the same.

"So when he eventually asked me to contribute some music for his movie, I agreed with him that it should have a kind of, you know, playful adult 'country' feel to it - not too hillbilly and not too swampy. And his examples that he leans towards were sort of classic Glen Campbell stuff which, uh, you know is great stuff.

"And, uh, as we got towards finishing up, uh, the music and he got finished making up his movie, he was still wishing for something from us that I was singing on, because up until then it was all just music and, and sound-oriented compositions and I told him that I would, I would try to come up with something. And though I tried, I couldn't connect this 'fishing' thing with a bigger sort of cosmic theme without sounding like some, you know, kind of back to nature zen bullshit, and I didn't... I didn't want this. I wanted, you know, something that was playful and absurd. And then I was kind of reminded of this, you know my initial... my initial imaginings of the cult of masturbating teenagers, and within moments had the basic song sort of done. And though it doesn't really mention fishing anywhere in it, uh, the theme of 'entertaining yourself with your hands' was my, uh ridiculous way of, of connecting. And so, here you go, it goes like this."

"Hi, my name's Arthur, and I quit!" "CHICKEN SHIT!"

"Regulators. We regulate any stealing of this property- and we damn good too. But you can't be any geek off the street. Gotta be handy with the steel, if you know what I mean.

Regulators! Mount up."

can't believe this isn't in here already:

This is a song called the Circus Of Death. It tells the true story of a circus we met.

The first two verses concern the actual arrival at Heathrow Airport of Commissioner Steve McGarrett.

The third emotionally describes a map showing the range of the circus.

The fourth and fifth were extracted from an article in the Guardian of March the 19th, 1962.

The last is a short-wave radio message from the last man on Earth.

"Somethin' happens in South Central Los Angeles,
Nuthin' happens,
It's jus' another n***a dead."

The continent of Atlantis was an island
which lay before the great flood
in the area we now call the Atlantic Ocean.
So great an area of land, that from her western shores
those beautiful sailors journeyed
to the South and the North Americas with ease,
in their ships with painted sails.

To the East Africa was a neighbour, across a short strait of sea miles.
The great Egyptian age is but a remnant of The Atlantian culture.
The antediluvian kings colonized the world
All the Gods who play in the mythological dramas
In all legends from all lands were from fair Atlantis.
Knowing her fate, Atlantis sent out ships to all corners of the Earth.
On board were the Twelve:
The poet, the physician, the farmer, the scientist,
The magician and the other so-called Gods of our legends.
Though Gods they were -
And as the elders of our time choose to remain blind
Let us rejoice and let us sing and dance and ring in the new
Hail Atlantis!

ALL YOU MOTHERFUCKIN HATERS OUT THERE
CAN SUCK MY MOTHERFUCKIN DICK.
AND WE STILL SMOKIN, WHAT?!?

I don't remember them well enough to quote them, but I'm goint to go with the various intros on Def Leppard's Hysteria spoken by an alien robot from the future.

"Where you goin' baby? Every time I wanna get next to you you're pickin' up your car keys. Well you can forget about going out tonight. Because your love... belongs... to me."

Rapist.

Sadly,

(I saw you)
Hey hey baby how ya doin' come on in here
(Walking in the rain)
Got some hot chocolate on the stove waiting for you
Listen first things first let me hang up the coat
(You were holding hands and I'll)
Yeah how was your day today
Did you miss me
(Never be the same)
You did? Yeah? I missed you too
I missed you so much I followed you today
(I saw you)
That's right now close your mouth
'Cause you cold busted
(Walking in the rain)
Now just sit down here, sit down here
I'm so upset with you I don't know what to do
(You were holding hands and I'll)
You know my first impulse was to run up on you
And do a Rambo
(Never be the same)
I was about to jam you and flat blast both of you
But I didn't wanna mess up
this thirt-seven hundred dollar lynx coat
So instead I chilled -- That's right chilled
I called up the bank and took out every dime.
Than I canceled all your credit cards...
I stuck you up for every piece of jewelery
I ever bought you!
Don't go lookin' in that closet
'cause everything you came here with
is packed up and waiting for you in the guest room.
What were you thinking?
You don't mess with the Juice!
I gave you silk suits,gucci handbags and blue diamonds.
I gave you things you couldn't even pronounce!
But now I can't give you nothing but advice.
Cause you're still young, yeah, you're young.
And you're gonna find somebody like me one of these days
Until then, you know what you gotta do?
You gotta get on outta here
with that alley-cat-coat-wearing,
punch-bucket-shoe-wearing crumbcake I saw you with.
Cause you dismissed!
That's right, Silly rabbit,
tricks are made for kids, don't you know that.
You without me is like corn flakes without the milk!
This is my world.
You're just a squirrel trying to get a nut!
Now get on outta here.
Scat! Don't touch that coat...

...is disqualified for being an outro.

There's an excellent spoken outro thread, too. I'm pretty sure I posted that one in there.

"KORE KARA MINNA DE MECHAKUCHA ODOTTE... SAWAGO SAWAGO!" from "Get UR Freak On".

Eazy-E:
Yo Dre where's the goddamn drum machine?

Dre:
Aw shit I left the muthafucka with Poog

Eazy-E:
You dumb muthafucka
what the fuck we gonna do now?

Yella:
Hey, man I got some drums in the back

Dre:
Man what the fuck is he talkin' bout

M.C. Ren:
Yo does it look like we can play some fuckin' drums?

Yella:
Man I can play the drums

Everyone except Yella:
Bullshit!

Yella:
Man I used to fuck it up at Compton

M.C. Ren:
Give this nigga some sticks....
Yo Fuck it up Yella

"Yo Sucka, you got a big mouth, B-Dip Bo!" - Gorilla Biscuits - Big Mouth

Dre:
Aw shit I left the muthafucka with Poog

I presume you meant Pooh, as in DJ Pooh:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uncle_Jamms_Army
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DJ_Pooh

Looking by chance in at the open window
I saw my own self seated in his chair
With gaze abstracted, furrowed forehead,
Unkempt hair.

I thought that I had suddenly come to die,
That to a cold corpse this was my farewell,
Until the pen moved slowly upon paper
And tears fell.

He had written a name, yours, in printed letters:
One word on which bemusedly to pore
No protest, no desire, your naked name,
Nothing more.

Would it be tomorrow, would it be next year?
But the vision was not false, this much I knew;
And I turned angrily from the open window
| agahst at you.

Why never a warning, either by speech or look,
That the love you cruelly gave me could not last?
Already it was too late: the bait swallowed,
The hook fast

Pussy nigga what you doin'?

- Wassup girl?
- He stirred me up again?
- Again? But what's up with this guy, you really like him that much?
- Yes, Honey! I love him, he is fine. He does a lot of nice things to me.
- I know he used to do nice stuff for you, but what has he done for you lately?

And her brother too:

- Oh man! Look at that girl, right there! Goodness gracious! That girl fine, man! Look at it, she just too fine! She know she fine too!
- She is banging!
- She's off the hook!
- She looks good, you're right.
- Hey, I bet you, can't nobody get that girl.
- Chris, I can get her.
- You can't get that girl, Mike. I guarantee you can't get that girl!
- Watch me get that girl.
- I bet you never-Neverland, you can't.
- I can get her.
- All right! Shomon, then. Shomon!
MJ: Watch.

Mother Earth is pregnant for the third time
For y'all have knocked her up.
I have tasted the maggots in the mind of the universe
I was not offended
For I knew I had to rise above it all
Or drown in my own shit.

"Go home.....this is the Minneapolis police....the
party's over...if you all just grab your stuff &
leave there won't be any hassle..the party's been
closed...."

"I Still Believe In God, But God No Longer Believes In Me...."

"So what are you doing back?"
"Well, I set back and thought about
the things we used to do.
It really meant a lot to me, you mean a lot to me."
"I really mean that much to you?"
"Girl, you know it's true."

thats how i escaped my certain fate

[ bushwick bill ]
Say, D and ak, those muthafuckas are down there at the mall protesting aginst us, man
[ willie d ]
What? !
[ scarface ]
Man, you bullshittin, man
[ bushwick bill ]
Yo, this's on the deuce, fuck the one
I bullshit you not, my nigga
I walked in there, seen motherfuckin picket signs and shit
Sayin 'ban the geto boys', we're a bad influence on their kids
How the fuck they gon' do that?
I'm about two shakes of a rattlesnake tail off they ass
[ willie d ]
It's time to get dead on they ass...

Once upon a time in the land of fever, there lived a scarlet pussy. This kitty cat of finest scent was cherished by her mother, who wouldn't let another pet her unless he was qualified. Every 1st of the month this pretty feline got the hots, and thats when the neighborhood...D-D-DOGS!!!...would line up around the block. Meow.

"Dis de album welcome - gwaan get youself a copy 'an be 'appy"

This is the heavy heavy monster sound
The nuttiest sound around
So if you've come in the off the street
And you're beginning to feel the heat
Well listen Buster you better start to move your feet
To the rockinest rock steady beat of Madness--"One Step Beyond"

The rum-gagger was about to shake the bullet. He'd enough cat speak to make any wise man dumb, but on this occasion the cat was without claws and destined for hell. Was this where the chicken got the axe? And
fuck, he'd only believed parrots deserved almonds... Taking the dagger from the tall boy, he thought of drowning himself. The highway surveyor had played her ace against his jack. The gagger knew she's bulldoze a show of white feathers. She wasn't about to fear shaking her cloth in the wind. He tried to break a straw with her but blandiloquence drew a blank. Red, red against green. Red, red against green. He'd got ooperzootics on the brain. His father got them, caused the old git to run around the house, naked, whooping and such-like. One-armed, queer-gammed, and sharp as the corner of a square table. Warm as they come. He wore yellow stockings for his queen of the dripping pan. The highway surveyor's former handle. Goodyear's pig had forded the river a spit away. Peeled eyes were the order of the day. Above, sun-dodgers prepared to turn the black spotlight on.

-"Naked, Whooping And Such-Like (Extended On And On)"by WIR, from The First Letter

"Funk upon a time, in the days of the Funkapus, the concept of specially-designed Afronauts, capable of funkatizing galaxies, was first laid on man-child... but was later repossessed and placed among the secrets of the pyramids, until a more positive attitude towards this most sacred phenomenon, Clone Funk, could be acquired.

There in these terrestrial projects it would wait, along with its coinhabitants of kings and pharoahs, like sleeping beauties for a kiss
that would release them to multiply in the image of the chosen one: Doc-tor Funkenstein.

And funk is its own reward.

May I frighten you?"

There could be a 100 excellent P-Funk intros thread.

"See a black Eldorado
Oh, rolling along down below my window
That black girl in the back looks pretty good
Christ! She's beautiful
You know how soft she is
Just what you feel like

Oh, I'm so far away from her...
Jesus, this is Iggy"

Man, the scene was so thick. Low riders, '77 Sevilles, El Dawgs, nothin' but them 'llacs. All the players, all the hustlers. I'm talking about a black man heaven here. You know what I'm sayin'? Yeah.

Uh
As I sit in my b-boy stance
With flip-flops and socks and sweatpants
I'm finna enhance your brain

And the first commandment reads that human flesh and blood is sacred....until there is no more foooooooood!

Father?
Yes, son?
What does regret mean?
Well son, a funny thing about regret is, that it's better to regret something you have done, than to regret something you haven't done. And by the way, if you see your mom this weekend, be sure and tell her SATAN SATAN SATAN!

Rap up!
Rap it up!

Put some wax on the trax and slide on outta here!

QUE PASO PEOPLE...QUE PASO HIT ME!

I just want to lay next to you for a while
You look so beautiful tonight
Your eyes are so lovely
Your mouth is so sweet
A lot of people misunderstand me
That's because they don't know me at all
I just want to touvh you
And hold you
I need you
God I need you
I love you so much

(It sucks how this has been removed from subsequent editions of the album - at least it should have been reinstated on the remaster)

Announcer: This is ANOTHER public service
announcement brought to you, in
part, by Slim Shady.
Eminem: (whispered): Tell 'em I don't give a fuck
Announcer: Slim Shady does not give a FUCK...what you think!
Eminem: Tell 'em to suck it
Announcer: If you don't like it, you
can suck his fucking cock!
Eminem: Tell 'em they kissed my ass
Announcer: Little did you know, upon
purchasing this album, you have just
kissed his ass!
Eminem: Tell 'em I'm fed up
Announcer: Slim Shady is fed up with your
shit...and he's going to kill you!
Eminem: Yeah
Announcer: Uh...anything else?
Eminem: Yeah...SUE ME.

Cerrone's 'Love In C Minor' owns this

"1... 2... 3... 4... 5... 6... 7... 8... 9... 10..." etc etc. (from Spiritualized's "200 Bars")

I am Sir Nose D'Voidoffunk. I have always been devoid of funk. I shall continue to be devoid of funk. Starchild, you have only won a battle. I am the subliminal seducer. I will never dance. I shall return, Starchild. I will never dance. I will never dance.

Dave Chapelle Talking:
This is Nelson Mandela
I represent Johannasberg, South Africa
And I'm in Africa chilling out
I listen to Talib Kweli, and DJ Hi-Tek... Reflection Eternal

Child: "Mommy! Daddy...Mommy! Daddy!... Mom? Dad?"

Man: "You have no mother or father."

Child: "Yeah I do!"

Man: "No, they left; they went somewhere else."

Child: "No, you're right here! I do!"

Man: "I'm not; I don't know you."

Child: "Daddy … "

Man: "Don't touch me; don't call me that in public."

maybe, just maybe...
naughty girls need love too.

"If this is gonna be that kinda party, I'ma stick my dick in the mashed potatoes"...

"When I was little... my father was famous.
He was the greatest sam-urai in the empire;
and he was the Shogun's decapitator.
He cut off the heads of a hundred and thirty-one lords.
It was a bad time for the empire.
The Shogun just stayed inside his castle -- and he never came out.
People said his brain was infected by DEVILS.
My father would come home -- he would forget about the killings.
He wasn't scared of the Shogun, but the Shogun was scared of him.
Maybe that was the problem.
Then, one night... the Shogun sent his ninja spies to our house.
They were supposed to kill my father... but they didn't.
*woman screams*
That was the night everything changed..."

Sisters!
Niggas!
Whiteys!
Jews!
Crackers!

Don't worry...
If there's Hell below,
we're all gonna go!!

Ladies and Gentlemen, the Golden Age of Rock'n'Roll

You promised me green grass, not to tell what you heard. Whispering grass, say, you can't keep your word. Keep your word... Sing, Lofty.

nO oNE tWISTING hIS aRM

We interrupt this program with a special bulletin:
America is now under martial law.
All constitutional rights have been suspended.
Stay in your homes.
Do not attempt to contact loved ones, insurance agents or attorneys.
Shut up.
Do not attempt to think or depression may occur.
Stay in your homes.
Curfew is at 7 PM sharp after work.
Anyone caught outside of the gates of their subdivision sectors after curfew
will be shot.
Remain calm, do not panic.
Your neighborhood watch officer will be by to collect urine examples in
the morning.
Anyone caught interfering with the collection of urine examples will be
shot.
Stay in your homes, remain calm.
The number one enemy of progress is question.
National security is more important than individual will.
All sport broadcasts will proceed as normal.
No more than two people may gather anywhere without permission.
Use only the drugs prescribed by your boss or supervisor.
Shut up, be happy.
Obey all orders without question.
The comfort you demanded is now mandatory.
Be happy.
At last everything is done for you.

"One.... Two.... Three... Fuck!"

(Yep, that is what Macca did actually say on "I Saw Her Standing There")

Paul...what a rebel.

I've been rapping for about seventeen years, okay?
I don't write my stuff anymore, I just kick it from my head, you know what I'm saying?
I can do that.
No disrespect, but that's how I am.

(Ratatat, "Seventeen Years")

I'm sorry, the number you have reached has been temporarily ("BUT I'VE GOT TO TALK TO THAT MAN!!") disconnected. This is a recording. I'm sorry, ("OPERATOR!! I'VE GOT TO TALK TO THAT MAN!!") the number you have reached has been temporarily disconnected. This is a recording. ("OH NO!!") I'm sorry...

"That-that-that wasn't it. The second... the SECOND game... and I'm not gonna be alone on this one... the SECOND game... and I take inventory of several people.. the second most popular game that we played... as children... is HOUSE!!"

Last call for alcohol.
Last call for your freedom of speech.
Drink up. Happy hour is now enforced by law.
Don't forget our house special,
it's called a Trickie Dickie
Screwdriver.
It's got one part Jack Daniels,
two parts purple Kool-Aid,
and a jigger of formaldehyde
from the jar with Hitler's
brain in it we got in the back
storeroom.
Happy trails to you. Happy trails to you.

"I remember getting intimidated and busted at age 13 by the police.
I remember my friend Tate Bryan getting shot in the back in Tampa, FL for his first-offense burglary.
I remember the police firing at the crowds and killing children cause they were the wrong color.
I remember the narcs from my ex school trying to set me up for a big fall.
I remember the police bringing dogs into our school and sniffing away my rights.
The police is the clan is the mafia and they're out for me, and soon they're going to be out to get you, so you better get going if you know it's good for you and take your stand."

MDC - i remember

37.

"Black Board Jungle. Part Two.

Ggggrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggghhhh!
Ggggrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggghhhh! "

"prejudice! i wrote a song about it, like to hear it? here it go!"

The best one ever?

Let me tell you about it:

1. Do ya ever seem to have one of those days where everyone's on your case from your teacher all the way down to your best girlfriend? Well, you know, I used to have 'em Just about all the time But I found a way to get out of it Let me tell you about it....

(thread ends)

36.

"This must be the ugliest piece of bread i've ever eaten."

See, I know this. I have my five fingers, my five fingers are seperated. If I swing those five fingers at you, all it does is make a noise, and probably embarrass you. That's just a slap! If I take those same five fingers and Igrip 'em tight like a fist, if I swing that towards you it's gonna make a mark. Or knock your ass out. Which means.......we're stronger together!

Yo, roll the dice, yo roll the dice
Yo, so it's going down like that, huh? Yeah?
Niggaz is whylin, check it out kid

From the slums of Shaolin, Wu-Tang Clan strikes again
The RZA, the GZA, Ol' Dirty Bastard, Inspectah Deck, Raekwon the Chef
U-God, Ghostface Killah and the Method Man

"I just want to hear the music, that's all."
"Is it too complicated to just... keep my records in the category, OK? Just put the rock and roll in with the rock and roll! Put the R&B in with the R&B! I mean you're not gonna put Charlie Parker in with the rock and roll, would you?!"
"I don't know... Who is Charlie Parker?"
"JAZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

(cue jazz sample)

It's not my imagination. I've got a gun on my back!

"...I need a cheeseburger to go!'

36.
Yeahhh, torture motherfucker
I'll fuckin
I'll fuckin tie you to a fuckin bedpost
with your ass cheeks spread out and shit
Right?
Put a hanger on a fuckin stove and let that shit sit there
for like a half hour
Take it off and stick it in your ass slow like
Tssssssss
Yeah, I'll fuckin
Yeah I'll fuckin lay your nuts on a fuckin dresser
Just your nuts layin on a fuckin dresser
And bang them shits with a spiked fuckin bat
Ooooohhhh
Whassup? BLAOWWW!!

I'll fuckin
I'll fuckin pull your fuckin tongue out your fuckin mouth
and stab the shit with a rusty screwdriver, BLAOWW!!
I'll fuckin

I'll fuckin
I'll fuckin hang you by your fuckin dick
off a fuckin twelve sto-story building out this motherfucker

I'll fuckin
I'll fuckin
sew your asshole closed, and keep feedin you
and feedin you, and feedin you, and feedin you

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, August 9, 2004 10:24 AM (5 years ago) Bookmark

Was driving one of the guys I work with and his 4 year old home a couple weeks ago when I pressed play on the CD player and this started. It didn't even register with me for a few minutes until I heard the little kid voice from the backseat and frantically hit the off button. Whoops.

haaaa

you ruined someone's childhood

No idea what number this is, but:

Are you ready, Steve? A-haa..
Andy? Yeah!
Mick? OK.
Alright, fellas, let's go!

oops, looks like that was #29...

you maybe didn't break the way you should've broke, yo',
but I break

Ballroom Blitz? x-post?

This is a song about the seedy underbelly of the carnival
The part that only the kids know about
This is a song about 16 year old girls giving carnies head
for free rides and hits of pot
I wanna go

HIM: I’m sorry I’ve left my card at home.
HER: Well you’re late as well. That’s three times on the run. If you’re late again the supervisor said we’re going to put you on daily signing.
HOLLY: HA!

birds come

and then they go

― alpine static, Wednesday, 26 September 2018 06:32 (five hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i can't use what i can't abuse

and i can't stop when it comes to you

― imago, Wednesday, 26 September 2018 12:28 (twenty-four minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

both of these have an extremely similar effect, especially with the heavy guitars kicking in afterwards

if i were neil cicierega i would mash the two songs up. 'chartsenvows'

Take 1 ! ... This is cheating you know ? It's take 5.
There is an Ashanti Provebb in Ghana, which says: "Fe fe naa efe inti na, o ba tu le ka. O so ne nu fu na yese. Ebeti a to nti"
Which means: "It is because of the beauty that is why a woman holds her breasts when she runs, not because the breast is going to fall"

*Fantastic horns and synths break in

"This is a song Charles Manson stole from the Beatles. We're stealin' it back."

So many Cannonball Adderley records qualify. . .

"You're rendering that scaffolding dangerous!"

No ILM goth has said this one yet?

"I still believe in God, but God no longer believes in me."

― Seb (Seb), Friday, 13 August 2004 22:11 (fourteen years ago)

Haha. This was the first thing that came into my old goth mind

That one doesn't meet the criteria. Missing parameter: excellent.

This next one is the first song on our new album

What happened to Zeke?

He's dead on Jones, man

How about Dave?

O.D'd on alcohol.

Oh, what's Rock doing?

Oh, he's living with his mother.

What about James?

He's gone straight.

"I want to be stereotyped. I want to be classified."
― f ath, Monday, August 9, 2004 12:32 PM (fourteen years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

that's the one

“Well, whaaaaat ya say, babe? You look ready as Mister Freddie this flight. How’s about you and me goin' spinnin' at the track?”

“What's that, homey? If you think I'm goin' dancin' on a dime your clock is tickin' on the wrong time.”

“Well, what's your pleasure, treasure? You call the plays, I'll dig the ways.”

“Hey daddy-o, I'm not so crude as to drop my mood on a square from way back.
I'm in there and have to dig life with father.
And I mean Father Slack.”

“Well, baby, your play gives my wig a solid flip. You snap the whip, I'll make the trip.”

1946 was the best year for music ever.

I'm Charlie, you know.

I'm Norman, pleased to meet yer.

I'm Mickey, 'allo.

.......Wilco.

I'm Johnny, how you doing? Alreet? Champion.

MY NAME, IS DAVEY.

And I'm Ian....aaand

GUESS WHAT!!

OI!

The following tone is a reference tone, recorded at our level

Alright Bill?
Alright
Come in. Where you been?
Oh round and about you know? Nowhere special
Oh what you been down Bearwood?
Yeah, that’s right. I looked in down there
What the Little Nibble? Yeah, that’s it
See anybody down there, any mutual friends or acquaintances or anything down there?
No not really, there was no one about
No one down there?
No one. What were you all talking about when I came in?
What you mean just now?
Yeah, just as I walked in?
Well, just... you know, just different things really, you know, nothing specific
No? Nothing special?
No central thing no
You weren’t talking about me were you?
About you?
Yeah me
No, honestly. No, no, I don’t know where you got that idea from
Are you sure?
Ah look, you know, we talked about different things but we never mentioned you honestly. You don’t have to worry about that Bill. Your name wasn’t mentioned
It’s alright. I know what you were all talking about
Ah you do?
Yeah. I know
Yeah, hows that then?
Come on tell me, what’s she like?
Who?
You know what I mean
Who? Who?
You know what I mean
I know what you mean but...
What's she like? What's she like?

We got it together, didn't we?
We definitely got our thing together, don't we baby?
Isn't that nice?
I mean, when you really sit and think about it, isn't it really, really nice?
I can easily feel myself slipping more and more ways
Slipping in world of our own
Nobody but you and me
We've got it together, baby

The first thing I thought of when I saw the title of this thread: Nick Cave - The Mercy Seat. I'm surprised it hasn't been mentioned yet!

It began when they come took me from my home
And put me in Dead Row,
Of which I am nearly wholly innocent, you know.
And i’ll say it again
I..am..not..afraid..to..die.

What you doin' on our turf, punk?
Got a message for Smokey.
Give it.
You Smokey, man?
Give it!
If you ain't Smokey, it ain't yo' motherfuckin' message
Motherfucker, I said gimme the message!
It's from Willie, in the slam.
Nigga, you been busted?
Yeah, the man picked me up.
Well, I ain't got no fuckin' time to play with you! Now gimme the message.
Willie's in Warwick, doin' 1-3. Told me to tell y'all motherfuckers to
Keep cool. He be out one way or another. Quick. Maybe I could stick
Around for awhile.
Naw, that's out, man. You know? What can we, The Lords, do with a punk like
You?
Kiss my ass, motherfucker! (Burn 'em) Just me and you, motherfucker, just
Me and you. I put trademarks around your fuckin' eye!

(anxiously checks to see if film dialogue is allowed)

Alright Bill?
Alright
Come in. Where you been?
Oh round and about you know? Nowhere special
Oh what you been down Bearwood?
Yeah, that’s right. I looked in down there
What the Little Nibble? Yeah, that’s it
See anybody down there, any mutual friends or acquaintances or anything down there?
No not really, there was no one about
No one down there?
No one. What were you all talking about when I came in?
What you mean just now?
Yeah, just as I walked in?
Well, just... you know, just different things really, you know, nothing specific
No? Nothing special?
No central thing no
You weren’t talking about me were you?
About you?
Yeah me
No, honestly. No, no, I don’t know where you got that idea from
Are you sure?
Ah look, you know, we talked about different things but we never mentioned you honestly. You don’t have to worry about that Bill. Your name wasn’t mentioned
It’s alright. I know what you were all talking about
Ah you do?
Yeah. I know
Yeah, hows that then?
Come on tell me, what’s she like?
Who?
You know what I mean
Who? Who?
You know what I mean
I know what you mean but...
What's she like? What's she like?
― fetter, Thursday, September 27, 2018 4:19 AM (five hours ago)

🙇

All time.

The intro to this live cover of "Today I started loving you again" by Rufus Thomas needs to be sampled on K Michelle's new country album. pretty amazing intro

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5nzBGDcqQyI