List songs about jailbait/underage lust/etc!

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Ted Nugent - Jailbait

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Friday, 3 September 2004 00:12 (twenty-one years ago)

and you was like 9 but goddamn you was fine!

― Al (sitcom), Friday, 3 September 2004 00:13 (twenty-one years ago)

young girl - gary puckett
go away little girl - some old cheezwhizz
are you old enough - dragon

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Friday, 3 September 2004 00:16 (twenty-one years ago)

Easy Cure - "See the children"

― Seb (Seb), Friday, 3 September 2004 00:16 (twenty-one years ago)

There's one by Liz Phair (well, probably more than that) that says something about "14 years old," if memory serves.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Friday, 3 September 2004 00:17 (twenty-one years ago)

"6 year-old bitch" by black nasty

― rssgnld's, Friday, 3 September 2004 00:18 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh, the Liz Phair one is "Flower," and it says "You act like you're 14 years old." But then it says "I just want your fresh young jimmy," so draw your own conclusion.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Friday, 3 September 2004 00:19 (twenty-one years ago)

motorhead - jailbait
abba - does your mother know
jefferson airplane - come up the years
alliyah - age ain't nothing but a number
liz phair - the one about the kid playing with the x-box on her last album

― chuck, Friday, 3 September 2004 00:21 (twenty-one years ago)

the beastie boys one that goes "if i played guitar i'd be jimmy page/the girls i like are underage"

― chuck, Friday, 3 September 2004 00:22 (twenty-one years ago)

MC5 - Teenage Lust

― Kent Burt (lingereffect), Friday, 3 September 2004 00:23 (twenty-one years ago)

Winger "Seventeen"
Kiss "Christine Sixteen"

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 3 September 2004 00:24 (twenty-one years ago)

"Don't Stand so Close to Me" by the Police

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 3 September 2004 00:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Surely there are more about boys than this.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Friday, 3 September 2004 00:25 (twenty-one years ago)

"Just 15" - Billy Childish

― sexyDancer, Friday, 3 September 2004 00:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Stray Cats - "Sexy (And Seventeen)"

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Friday, 3 September 2004 00:25 (twenty-one years ago)

"Do You Love Me Pt.2" by Nick Cave & the Bad Seeds

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 3 September 2004 00:26 (twenty-one years ago)

Onward! And Onward! And Onward I go
Where no man before could be bothered to go
Till the soles of my shoes are shot full of holes
And it's all downhill with a bullet
This ramblin' and rovin' has taken it's course
I'm grazing with the dinosaurs and the dear old horses
And the city streets crack and a great hole forces
Me down with my soapbox, my pulpit
The theatre ceiling is silver star spangled
And the coins in my pocket go jingle-jangle
Do you love me?
Do you love me?
Do you love me?
Do you love me?
There's a man in the theatre with girlish eyes
Who's holding my childhood to ransom
On the screen there's a death,
there's a rustle of cloth
And a sickly voice calling me handsome
There's a man in the theatre with sly girlish eyes
On the screen there's an ape, a gorilla
There's a groan, there's a cough, there's a rustle of cloth
And a voice that stinks of death and vanilla
This is a secret, mauled and mangled
And the coins in my pocket go jingle-jangle
Do you love me?
Do you love me?
Do you love me?
Do you love me?

The walls in the ceiling are painted in blood
The lights go down, the red curtains come apart
The room is full of smoke and dialogue I know by heart
And the coins in my pocket jingle-jangle
As the great screen crackled and popped
And the clock of my boyhood was wound down and stopped
And my handsome little body oddly propped
And my trousers ride down to my ankles
Yes, onward! And upward!
And I'm off to find love
Do you love me? If you do, I'm thankful

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 3 September 2004 00:28 (twenty-one years ago)

joan jett - i love rock'n'roll
everything chuck berry wrote (okay, maybe not everything, but "sweet little sixteen" sure flirts with the idea, as does "memphis" until the last verse)
gilbert o'sullivan - "clair"
serge and charlotte gainsbourg - "lemon incest"

― chuck, Friday, 3 September 2004 00:28 (twenty-one years ago)

stones, 'stray cat blues'

travis 'u16 girls', hahahahaha!

― matthew james (matthew james), Friday, 3 September 2004 00:32 (twenty-one years ago)

"Jailbait Janet" - Afrika Corps.

― John Bullabaugh (John Bullabaugh), Friday, 3 September 2004 00:34 (twenty-one years ago)

Zappa, "Brown Shoes Don't Make It"

Only thirteen, and she knows how to NASTY
She's a dirty young mind, corrupted, corroded...
Well she's thirteen today, and I hear she gets loaded

If she were my daughter, I'd...
(What would you do, Daddy?)
If she were my daughter, I'd...
(What would you do, Daddy?)
If she were my daughter, I'd...
(What would you do, Daddy?)
Smother my daughter in chocolate syrup,
and strap her on again, OH BABY!
Smother that girl in chocolate syrup,
and strap her on again!
She's my teenage baby, and she turns me on,
I'd like to make her do a nasty
on the White House lawn!
Smother my daughter in chocolate syrup,
and boogie till the cows come home!

― Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Friday, 3 September 2004 00:35 (twenty-one years ago)

runaways - cherry bomb

― chuck, Friday, 3 September 2004 00:35 (twenty-one years ago)

the Donnas back-catalogue

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Friday, 3 September 2004 00:36 (twenty-one years ago)

You're Thirteen, You're Beautiful & You're Mine - Cold Chisel

― Bill E (bill_e), Friday, 3 September 2004 00:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Child Molesters - "I Don't Care if You're Only 13 Cuz 13 Is My Lucky Number" (or whatever that song is called)

LEd Zeppelin - "The Ocean" ("she is only 3 years old / it's a real fine way to start")

AntiSeen - "Jailbait"

― Reed Moore (diamond), Friday, 3 September 2004 00:55 (twenty-one years ago)

spinal tap "tonight i'm gonna rock you tonight"
rod steward "good morning little schoolgirl"

― purple patch (electricsound), Friday, 3 September 2004 01:03 (twenty-one years ago)

rod stewart, obv

― purple patch (electricsound), Friday, 3 September 2004 01:03 (twenty-one years ago)

Raunchy Young Lepers "Grade School Sex Queen"

― artdamages (artdamages), Friday, 3 September 2004 01:21 (twenty-one years ago)

'Thank Heavens for Little Girls' - y'know, by some French bloke.

― Sasha (sgh), Friday, 3 September 2004 01:32 (twenty-one years ago)

Maurice Chevalier?

― jim wentworth (wench), Friday, 3 September 2004 01:48 (twenty-one years ago)

van morrison - cyprus avenue

― you will be shot (you will be shot), Friday, 3 September 2004 01:51 (twenty-one years ago)

New Order - "Fine Time"

― The Good Dr. Bill (Andrew Unterberger), Friday, 3 September 2004 02:11 (twenty-one years ago)

Muddy Waters did the original of that Rod Stewart, btw. It sounded creepier when Rod sang it though.

Sam Cooke - "only 16"

― Jacob (Jacob), Friday, 3 September 2004 02:16 (twenty-one years ago)

Sonny Boy Williamson, actually. But covered by countless.

― Reed Moore (diamond), Friday, 3 September 2004 02:17 (twenty-one years ago)

Any song R Kelly sings?

― Johnny Fever (johnny fever), Friday, 3 September 2004 02:23 (twenty-one years ago)

"Seems like You're Ready" is a definite candidate

On the boy side, Rufus Wainwright serenades a 'beautiful queen of 17' in "The Consort"

― tremendoid, Friday, 3 September 2004 02:29 (twenty-one years ago)

I think The Archies' "Seventeen Ain't Young" is really the pinnacle of the form. It's sort of like "1-2-3 Red Light," except presented as a rhetorical argument rather than a rape threat, which is nice. Also, it's the only ballad on the 10-track "The Archies" CD I own -- the one you could only find sold in grocery stores, where Archie's hair is colored black, even though the lettering is in reddish-orange -- and it's track 9, the perfect placement for the linchpin ballad. Combine that with fidelity mysteriously superior to every other Archies CD I've heard, and you have the best CD I've ever owned.

― Jesse Fuchs (Jesse Fuchs), Friday, 3 September 2004 02:40 (twenty-one years ago)

Hope You don't mind - Johnny Dowd

I love you a thousand ways by Lefty Frizell is at least jailbait related as he wrote it to his wife while in jail for having sex with a 14 year-old fan.

― billy g, Friday, 3 September 2004 02:43 (twenty-one years ago)

Divide & Conquer by Tesco Vee's Hate Police, which I am now going to attempt to type from memory:

Girls in the malls they travel in threes
If I ain't mistaken that one's for me
Gotta peel them off the herd
If you wanna wet the dirty bid

Pink [something]! Peaches and ream!
Know just how to void my pearly steam!

Those firm casabahs that the old ones lack
With mouths like fuckin' suckin' hoover vacs
Gotta get them buck and alone
If you wanna bwanna bury your bone

Tiny pushup bras made from eyelids of yaks
Nipples to the heavens Jack and that's a fact

[something something]
Extricate and straddle, power shower her gums

Girls in the malls they travel in threes
If I ain't mistaken that one's for me
Boogie quick when I am through
Cos they're 15 and I'm 32

― DJ Mencap0))), Friday, 3 September 2004 08:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Captain Beefheart, "Crazy Little Thing"
Patto, "Hold Me Back"
Jim Croce, "5 Short Minutes"

In the first two, the singer worries about being arrested, and the third is written from the vantage point of his jail cell!

― Myonga Von Bontee (Myonga Von Bontee), Friday, 3 September 2004 08:43 (twenty-one years ago)

I can't believe I forgot Fine Time (even though it's not expressly about underage sex, just about someone "too young," /pedantry)!

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Friday, 3 September 2004 12:20 (twenty-one years ago)

chuck berry - sweet little sixteen

― dickvandyke (dickvandyke), Friday, 3 September 2004 12:21 (twenty-one years ago)

I can't believe nobody has mentioned "Jailbait" by Andre Williams.

― Vic Funk, Friday, 3 September 2004 12:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Lots of Alex Chilton songs - I wonder why?

― Dadaismus (Dada), Friday, 3 September 2004 12:28 (twenty-one years ago)

Surely there are some sung by women about boys (or even about other girls?) Help.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Friday, 3 September 2004 12:34 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't think that sort've phenom is as wide-spread, though.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 3 September 2004 12:37 (twenty-one years ago)

It's just not as vocal.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Friday, 3 September 2004 12:39 (twenty-one years ago)

Joan Jett - "I Love Rock'n'Roll"

― Mark (MarkR), Friday, 3 September 2004 12:47 (twenty-one years ago)

About a dozen Springsteen songs are addressed to a "little girl" of indeterminate age.

― Mark (MarkR), Friday, 3 September 2004 12:50 (twenty-one years ago)

go away little girl - some old cheezwhizz

The Jackson 5 covered this. At that time a female younger than Michael Jackson would have to be in diapers still.

― j.lu (j.lu), Friday, 3 September 2004 13:17 (twenty-one years ago)

Everything by The Knack.

― phil d., Friday, 3 September 2004 13:19 (twenty-one years ago)

And "Teenage Girls," by The Scruffs.

― phil d., Friday, 3 September 2004 13:19 (twenty-one years ago)

Surely there are some sung by women about boys (or even about other girls?)

Lester Bangs believed "Edge of Seventeen" was about that.

― Doobie Keebler (Charles McCain), Friday, 3 September 2004 13:20 (twenty-one years ago)

loudon wainwright, "motel blues"

― fact checking cuz (fcc), Friday, 3 September 2004 13:24 (twenty-one years ago)

"She looked at least seventeen
But that's not what the jury sees
How was I supposed to know?
It was...."

U.S.I. - The Boys

― Stewart Osborne (Stewart Osborne), Friday, 3 September 2004 13:26 (twenty-one years ago)

Did no one say "Thirteen" by Big Star yet?

― mcd (mcd), Friday, 3 September 2004 13:30 (twenty-one years ago)

Paul Revere & The Raiders, "Just Seventeen"
Del Shannon, "Stranger In Town"

― Doobie Keebler (Charles McCain), Friday, 3 September 2004 13:31 (twenty-one years ago)

The oeuvre of Nick Gilder: "Roxy Roller," "Hot Child in the City."

― briania (briania), Friday, 3 September 2004 13:39 (twenty-one years ago)

Alex Chilton "Hey! Little Child". My barely legal girlf loves it

― Andrew Blood Thames (Andrew Thames), Friday, 3 September 2004 13:45 (twenty-one years ago)

"Thirteen" isn't v LUSTFUL, it's cute

― Andrew Blood Thames (Andrew Thames), Friday, 3 September 2004 13:45 (twenty-one years ago)

"Trash" by Roxy Music?

I haven't heard the original but Pansy Division's rejigged cover ends like this:

"He's only seventeen, I pick up the trash I see"

― Ben Dot (1977), Friday, 3 September 2004 14:02 (twenty-one years ago)

"Into the Night" by Benny Mardones. Creepy 70s a.m. radio pap that you often hear on those daytime radio stations designed to be background noise at work.

"She's just sixteen years old, leave her alone, they saaay ... "

― Dare, Friday, 3 September 2004 14:15 (twenty-one years ago)

Well she was just seventeen / you know what I mean!

― comme personne (common_person), Friday, 3 September 2004 14:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Freedy Johnston "Dolores"

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Friday, 3 September 2004 14:53 (twenty-one years ago)

Steely Dan, "Everyone's Gone to the Movies"

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 3 September 2004 15:06 (twenty-one years ago)

outrageous cherry, "young and miserable"

― fact checking cuz (fcc), Friday, 3 September 2004 15:23 (twenty-one years ago)

stray cat blues
teenage kicks

― autovac (autovac), Friday, 3 September 2004 17:01 (twenty-one years ago)

"Only Sixteen," Dr. Hook
"Little Girls," Oingo Boingo

― phil d., Friday, 3 September 2004 17:41 (twenty-one years ago)

The Vibrators - "Just Thirteen" (I think that's the name).

John Cale's version of CB's "Memphis" lays on the creepiness pretty strongly.

And the Liz Phair song above is probably "Fuck and Run" "...even when I was 12" is one line.

― nickn (nickn), Friday, 3 September 2004 19:40 (twenty-one years ago)

Also the Iggy/Stooges song that goes "Sweet sixteen in leather boots, I go crazy!"

― nickn (nickn), Friday, 3 September 2004 19:41 (twenty-one years ago)

The Records - "Teenarama"

― Mike Ouderkirk (Mike Ouderkirk), Saturday, 4 September 2004 04:04 (twenty-one years ago)

Trwynau Coch - Merched Dan Bymtheg ["girls under fifteen"]

Also: Munky Kramp - Schoolboy. Sung by a woman, even:

I saw a schoolboy, he was
Walking along, and I liked
The way that he looked, so I think
I think that I might take him home

I said hey, hey schoolboy, mmm
Why don't you come home with me
But he said hey, tell me why should I
He said I don't even know you, you see

I said hey, come to my house
I said hey, come through my front door
I said hey, walk down my hallway and then
Lie on my floor

But he said, he said you know that I'm almost frightened
He said I don't know what you're gonna do to me
I said hey, you know that I would not hurt you
Just relax, schoolboy, just relax

I like you little schoolboy, with his
His fringe in his eyes, he'd be
The cleanest, smoothest, sweet thing
It is my desires, I'd like
I like you little schoolboy
He would make me feel alright
My own schoolboy would be nice
I'd like, I'd like my very own schoolboy

Get a boy, take him home, what would happen
Get a boy, take him home, what would happen
Get a boy, take him home, what would happen
Get a boy, take him home, what would happen

I hope you didn't listen when your
When your mother told you, my son
Don't talk to strangers, I hope
I hope my schoolboy didn't listen

― Poppy (poppy), Saturday, 4 September 2004 04:40 (twenty-one years ago)

"he made a woman out of me"
i think a lot of people do this but the version im familiar with is by betty lavette. as far as i can tell its about a girl getting raped at the age of 16 actually kind of appreciating it.

I was born on a levy
A little bit south of Montgomery
Mama worked in the big house
And daddy he worked for the County
I never had no learnin'
Until I turned 16
When Joe Henry come up the river, yonder
Lord, made a woman out of me
Lord, he made a woman outta me

I used to tease Joe Henry
Guess it served me right
Wasn't long till he left me
Crying out in the night
Joe Henry had his say
He wouldn't set me free
I fear to tell everybody
That the man made a woman outta me
Lord, he made a woman outta me

When I think back to that day
So long ago
I get a little feelin' on my mind
Although it hurt me
There's one thing I know
When he left, he left him a woman behind

When I meet another young man
Wantin' to love and run
My mind goes back to Joe Henry James
And a heck of a job he done
Ain't no other man let me down
You see I been set free
Ever since way back yonder
When Joe made a woman outta me

Lord, he made a woman outta me
Lord, he made a woman outta me
Joe made a woman outta me
Lord, he made a woman outta me
Joe made a woman outta me
Lord, he made a woman outta me

― tom cleveland (tom cleveland), Saturday, 4 September 2004 04:52 (twenty-one years ago)

brown sugar

― tom cleveland (tom cleveland), Saturday, 4 September 2004 04:55 (twenty-one years ago)

steely dan - "hey nineteen"

― tom cleveland (tom cleveland), Saturday, 4 September 2004 04:56 (twenty-one years ago)

steely dan - "hey nineteen"
serge gainsbourg - the entire histoire de melody nelson album.

me and my friend were just trying to compile a list of song on this subject yesterday. ill come back with more as i remember them.

and can this include teenagerslusting after each other?

― tom cleveland (tom cleveland), Saturday, 4 September 2004 05:01 (twenty-one years ago)

Pee Shy "Little Dudes"

― Layna Andersen (Layna Andersen), Saturday, 4 September 2004 06:07 (twenty-one years ago)

Thank you, poppy!

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Saturday, 4 September 2004 11:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Betty Wright - "Tonight is the Night"

― ken taylrr (ken taylrr), Saturday, 4 September 2004 21:51 (twenty-one years ago)

I believe the Dwarves had quite a few.

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Saturday, 4 September 2004 21:54 (twenty-one years ago)

"Butterflies" by Michael Jackson...it's a love song he says he wrote after having a water balloon fight with some German boys.

― shookout (shookout), Saturday, 4 September 2004 22:12 (twenty-one years ago)

Lester Bangs believed "Edge of Seventeen" was about that.

-- Doobie Keebler

Man, relistening to it I can't believe I never thought it was about that myself.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 7 September 2004 20:17 (twenty years ago)

birthday, by the sugarcbues.
she's five, he's got a beard, they take baths together and forage for bugs.

― new2board, Wednesday, 8 September 2004 16:47 (twenty years ago)

You could argue for the original version of Barbara Mason's "Yes I'm Ready" since she was 15 when she laid it down.

― zaxxon25 (zaxxon25), Wednesday, 8 September 2004 16:56 (twenty years ago)

AC/DC - Love at First Feel

― Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Wednesday, 8 September 2004 17:04 (twenty years ago)

Bon Jovi - 'Saturday Night'? "MNy foster daddy went/took my innocence away/This street life ain't much better but at least I'm getting paid".

― B.A.R.M.S. (Barima), Thursday, 9 September 2004 09:08 (twenty years ago)

JLB8 - Funny Eyed Guy

― Jarlr'mai (jarlrmai), Thursday, 9 September 2004 11:58 (twenty years ago)

Bob Markley and the West Coast Pop Art Experimental Band made a career of this. Queen Nymphette, Elegant Ellen ("hardly eleven").

― Tag (Tag), Thursday, 9 September 2004 12:09 (twenty years ago)

JLB8 - Funny Eyed Guy

JLB8 was behind 'Little White Butt', not 'Funny Eyed Guy'. I don't think it's attributed to anybody, just plays over the end credits.

― aldo_cowpat (aldo_cowpat), Thursday, 9 September 2004 12:28 (twenty years ago)

Curtis Mayfield's Short Eyes LP.

― B.A.R.M.S. (Barima), Thursday, 9 September 2004 12:50 (twenty years ago)

I just heard this this afternoon:

Bobby Goldsboro, "Summer (The First Time)"

"She was 31 and I was 17 ..."

― Joseph McCombs (Joseph McCombs), Thursday, 9 September 2004 19:16 (twenty years ago)

Mancini's instrumental for Kubrick "Lolita" ST "Lolita Ya-Ya" is pretty sick.

Elmore James did one called "The 12-Year-Old Boy" I believe is the title--he stole away Elmore's chick.

― eddie hurt (ddduncan), Thursday, 9 September 2004 20:22 (twenty years ago)

eleven months pass...

Todd Rundgren, "Marlene."

― mike a, Tuesday, 6 September 2005 12:40 (twenty years ago)

"Sick Again" Led Zeppelin

― Billy Pilgrim (Billy Pilgrim), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 12:57 (twenty years ago)

"infant kiss" by kate bush

― kyle (akmonday), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 13:16 (twenty years ago)

Styx-"Jennifer"

She's seventeen, barely old enough to cry
A child in her father's eyes
A woman every night

― jxnx (jxnx), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 15:22 (twenty years ago)

one year passes...

song - 'DickNail'
artist - Hole

Hey daddy
Come over here yeah
Got something for you
Dicknail!!!

She liked it
You know she liked it
Well she was asking for it
Dicknail!!!

I said, I said stop
I did what you said
I did what you want
I was a good girl, I was a good girl
I was a good girl
I said I said
I said, I said
No!!!!!!

Hey daddy
One things for certain baby
You have my guarantee
You wont forget me!

I said, I said stop
I did what you said
I did what you want
I was a good girl, I was a good girl
I was a good girl
I said I said
I said, I said
No!!!!!!

Do you remember christmas morning?
You know its real because
Well here comes santa claus

Yeah she liked it
You know she liked it

― kelli-deva (evil lil deva), Saturday, 20 January 2007 03:28 (eighteen years ago)

Time To Run by The Forgotten Rebels.

― shorty (shorty), Saturday, 20 January 2007 12:08 (eighteen years ago)

LEd Zeppelin - "The Ocean" ("she is only 3 years old / it's a real fine way to start")

haha

― Sundar (sundar), Saturday, 20 January 2007 14:00 (eighteen years ago)

"Parents Just Don't Understand" - DJ Jazzy Jeff & the Fresh Prince ("come to find out that the girl was a 12-year-old runaway")

― John Fredland (jfredland), Saturday, 20 January 2007 14:37 (eighteen years ago)

The lyrics to "Under This Blanket" - a song from 1993 by the Norwegian band Chocolate Overdose, featuring Even Johansen (Magnet) on vocals among others, containing perhaps the creepiest lyrics ever written about this subject:

Under this blanket so cold.
She's five years old
And it's just here, she's so bare
And blood runs through the centre of my body

She has got my family name
Everything is just the same
And it's near and it's here
And blood runs through the centre of my body

Now she sleeps, doesn't dream of sheep
But between all creeps, she's the queen
Now she sleeps, doesn't dream of sheep
But between all creeps, she's the queen
My little baby

Now only dolls will see this
And there won't be no sound
Show no fear, no tiny tear, and I love her
We could have been great - so great

Now she sleeps........

― Geir Hongro (GeirHong), Saturday, 20 January 2007 19:05 (eighteen years ago)

Also, this one from Norwegian boyband parody Boyzvoice:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8UZ1oPt2FVk

― Geir Hongro (GeirHong), Saturday, 20 January 2007 19:13 (eighteen years ago)

Iggy Pop - Sixteen

― Zachary Scott (Zach S), Saturday, 20 January 2007 19:17 (eighteen years ago)

eight months pass...

Supagroup - Jailbait

― xhuxk, Thursday, 27 September 2007 12:24 (seventeen years ago)

In retrospect, I guess Gary Glitter's lovesongs such as "I Love You Me Love", "Always Yours" etc. fit into this thread. The references weren't obvious enough to notice by then, but we know by now....

― Geir Hongro, Thursday, 27 September 2007 12:47 (seventeen years ago)

Original Sins - Just Fourteen
Lurkers - Just Thirteen

― dad a, Thursday, 27 September 2007 12:53 (seventeen years ago)

How old are you?
Are you old enough?
Should you be in here watching that?
And how old are you?
Are you owning up?
Should you be in here with?

― Frogman Henry, Thursday, 27 September 2007 13:02 (seventeen years ago)

connoisseurs of jailbait songs should check out the new shivaree record "Tainted Love" - all charming songs by folks like:
R. Kelly "Half On A Baby"
Gary Glitter "Hello Hello I'm Back Again" - that one _needs_ to be on this list
Michael Jackson, Chuck Berry, etc. etc. etc.

it's pretty demented (and good)

― skordalia, Thursday, 27 September 2007 13:22 (seventeen years ago)

A couple more for the older-woman side of the equation: "Maria" (Hampton Grease Band) and "Love On An 11-Year Old Level" (GTOs).

― Myonga Vön Bontee, Thursday, 27 September 2007 13:29 (seventeen years ago)

I Want To Love You (P.Y.T.)
Pretty Young Thing
You Need Some Lovin' (T.L.C.)
Tender Lovin' Care
And I'll Take You There
I Want To Love You (P.Y.T.)
Pretty Young Thing
You Need Some Lovin' (T.L.C.)
Tender Lovin' Care
I'll Take You There

― Geir Hongro, Thursday, 27 September 2007 13:41 (seventeen years ago)

D9d I miss Young Girl by Gary Puckett? That one's creepy enough to have been written from experience. And that entire Gary Wilson record, You Think You Really Know Me. Weird stuff. I'm also fairly sure half of all the songs Brian Wilson wrote dealt with underage girls.

― ellaguru, Thursday, 27 September 2007 20:56 (seventeen years ago)

uh, 'did."

― ellaguru, Thursday, 27 September 2007 20:56 (seventeen years ago)

armand schaubroeck - preteen mama

― strgn, Thursday, 27 September 2007 21:20 (seventeen years ago)

BDP - 13 And Good

― dad a, Wednesday, 3 October 2007 13:41 (seventeen years ago)

Wasn't Tanya Tucker singing fairly explicit songs when she was still a minor?

― nickn, Wednesday, 3 October 2007 23:11 (seventeen years ago)

Waterfront - "Cry"

"I know you're just sixteen, but lookin' all of twenty-one..."

― Deric W. Haircare, Wednesday, 3 October 2007 23:32 (seventeen years ago)

Bell Biv Devoe - "Do Me"

― Deric W. Haircare, Wednesday, 3 October 2007 23:37 (seventeen years ago)

playground bang-around
bang a little boy girl
playground bang-around
bang a little girl

kudos to whoever mentioned JLB8 upthread

― Just got offed, Thursday, 4 October 2007 00:10 (seventeen years ago)

Pet Shop Boys - Young Offender

― eatandoph, Thursday, 4 October 2007 01:28 (seventeen years ago)

'Fiddle About,' esp. the version on the great lost rock album of all time, the 'Tommy' soundtrack.

― Dr. Joseph A. Ofalt, Thursday, 4 October 2007 03:18 (seventeen years ago)

three months pass...

Starz - "So Young, So Bad"

― xhuxk, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 00:13 (seventeen years ago)

the answer with the best accapela + tom drum chorus breakdown:

colonel abrams - trapped

― elan, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 00:16 (seventeen years ago)

Jailbait - Time Flys
Young Girls - Contacts

― babyalive, Tuesday, 15 January 2008 08:45 (seventeen years ago)

ten months pass...

― omar little, Wednesday, 10 December 2008 01:30 (sixteen years ago)

i heard this for the first time recently on a "love songs and dedications" radio show o_O

― omar little, Wednesday, 10 December 2008 01:31 (sixteen years ago)

Son of a Preacher Man

― Hideous Lump, Wednesday, 10 December 2008 03:40 (sixteen years ago)

JAMC - Teenage Lust
The Brian Jonestown Massacre - 13

― Millsner, Wednesday, 10 December 2008 04:19 (sixteen years ago)

Beatles - When I Saw Her Standing There

"well she was just 17, and you know what I mean!"

― Nate Carson, Wednesday, 10 December 2008 09:47 (sixteen years ago)

That's not jailbait Nate.

― Bill Magill, Wednesday, 10 December 2008 21:35 (sixteen years ago)

Mott the Hoople-Born Late '58

The subject of the song is now 50.

― Bill Magill, Wednesday, 10 December 2008 21:39 (sixteen years ago)

That's not jailbait Nate.

There must be 50 ways to make excuses to yourself.....

― sonofstan, Wednesday, 10 December 2008 21:52 (sixteen years ago)

Is Wire's "From The Nursery" about a molested child coping through transference by projecting the experience onto a beat-up doll? The lyrics are abstract enough I could be reading them 100% wrong.

― dad a, Wednesday, 10 December 2008 21:54 (sixteen years ago)

"There must be 50 ways to make excuses to yourself....."

The age of consent where I live (New Jersey) is 16. The Beatles would have been fine in the Garden State.

― Bill Magill, Wednesday, 10 December 2008 21:59 (sixteen years ago)

the sneaky pinks - i can't wait

― 69, Wednesday, 10 December 2008 22:02 (sixteen years ago)

PeeShy - Little Dudes

― brotherlovesdub, Wednesday, 10 December 2008 22:04 (sixteen years ago)

R. Dean Taylor - Shadow

"Body of a woman, mind of a child -
Shadow you shouldn`t drive me wild
You`re only 14 years old... "

― bidfurd, Wednesday, 10 December 2008 22:09 (sixteen years ago)

Andy Partridge - Young Cleopatra

― Hideous Lump, Thursday, 11 December 2008 18:34 (sixteen years ago)

five months pass...

What does this line from 'Don't Think Twice, It's Alright' mean: 'I once loved a woman, a child I'm told'?

― dad a, Thursday, 28 May 2009 05:38 (sixteen years ago)

"Touch Me I'm Six" by Mudhoney.

― Sickamous Mouthall (Scik Mouthy), Thursday, 28 May 2009 08:11 (sixteen years ago)

I don't know how objectionable (She's) Sexy + 17 is, it appears to be told from the point of view of someone slightly older:

I love this song and video.

― Kevin Yates, Phys. Ed. (u s steel), Thursday, 28 May 2009 11:29 (sixteen years ago)

Wishbone Ash - Jail-Bait

My Dad reckons that if you neglected to play this when dj'ing certain social clubs in South Wales during the 1970s, you'd be punched in the head.

― gnarly sceptre, Thursday, 28 May 2009 23:49 (sixteen years ago)

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