Entertainment Weekly's Top 25 Rap Albums Ever

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1. Eric B & Rakim Paid In Full (1987)
2. De La Soul 3 Feet High And Rising (1989)
3. The Notorious B.I.G. Ready To Die (1994)
4. Public Enemy Fear Of A Black Planet (1990)
5. RUN-DMC Raising Hell (1986)
6. Dr. Dre The Chronic (1992)
7. Wu-Tang Clan Enter The Wu-Tang (36 Chambers) (1993)
8. Nas Illmatic (1994)
9. A Tribe Called Quest The Low End Theory (1991)
10. Beastie Boys Paul's Boutique (1989)
11. Outkast Aquemini (1998)
12. Cypress Hill Cypress Hill (1991)
13. Gang Starr Daily Operation (1992)
14. Ice Cube Death Certificate (1991)
15. Jay-Z The Blueprint (2001)
16. LL Cool J Mama Said Knock You Out (1990)
17. Eminem The Marshall Mathers LP (2000)
18. Lauryn Hill The Miseducation Of Lauryn Hill (1998)
19. The Pharcyde Bizarre Ride ll The Pharcyde (1992)
20. Mos Def Black On Both Sides (1999)
21. Boogie Down Productions By All Means Necessary (1988)
22. Grandmaster Flash & The Furious Five The Message (1982)
23. Missy Elliott Miss E...So Addictive (2001)
24. Dr. Octagon Dr. Octagonecologyst (1996)
25. Aceyalone A Book Of Human Language (1998)

Shmool McShmool (shmuel), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 19:18 (twenty-one years ago)

Wow. A list.

My name is Kenny (My name is Kenny), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 19:23 (twenty-one years ago)

Kenny wins, lock thread.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 19:24 (twenty-one years ago)

A little too canon for me (and that's not my #1 pick and there are a lot of WTF picks) but it's an okay list I guess. Last two are decidedly weird choices.

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 19:25 (twenty-one years ago)

interesting that being anti-semetic gets you a place at #4 and #14.

also this list is rockist.

shookout (shookout), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 19:28 (twenty-one years ago)

That list is 1000 X better than I thought it would be when I read the words "Entertainment Weekly" in the thread title. I was imagining "Licensed to Ill" at number one, with the Fresh Prince right behind.

MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 19:29 (twenty-one years ago)

Black on Both Sides is over-rated. Talib's Quality kicks its ass twenty times over.

Huk-L, Tuesday, 16 November 2004 19:29 (twenty-one years ago)

Interesting to me that Aquemini is the only ranking OutKast album.

jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 19:29 (twenty-one years ago)

1980-84: 1
1985-89: 5
1990-94: 11
1995-99: 5
2000-04: 3

jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 19:31 (twenty-one years ago)

Which means rap will cease to exist by 2010.

jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 19:32 (twenty-one years ago)

For albums that seems about right. Maybe a little too early 90s-centric, but given the canon that's not too shocking.

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 19:33 (twenty-one years ago)

Last two are decidedly weird choices.

Highly agreed.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 19:33 (twenty-one years ago)

entertainment weekly is one of the best music pubs around, barry!

Yanc3y (ystrickler), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 19:35 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't like the "one per artist" school of lists. Talent is not evenly distributed.

Not That Chuck, Tuesday, 16 November 2004 19:38 (twenty-one years ago)

Wow, I'm more out of touch with the state of music journalism than I thought ...

(xpost)

MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 19:39 (twenty-one years ago)

major mag list in half stalinist authority mongering/half terrified readership fellating triangulation shocker

g--ff (gcannon), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 19:41 (twenty-one years ago)

"I don't like the "one per artist" school of lists. Talent is not evenly distributed."

It's because of Pulp and St Etienne fans that this must be done.

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 19:41 (twenty-one years ago)

haha

MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 19:43 (twenty-one years ago)

to be fair the ilm list of top 25 rap albums ever only had two pulp lps on it

cinniblount (James Blount), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 19:43 (twenty-one years ago)

barry, ew is funny (and not in a snarky/insidery way), covers loads of different stuff (rock, pop, hip-hop, country, indie, electronic, oddball records), and has a great group of writers. unfortunately many of these reviews are too short, but then again that's kinda the m.o. of the whole operation.

Yanc3y (ystrickler), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 19:45 (twenty-one years ago)

(x-post)Hahaha

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 19:45 (twenty-one years ago)

whatever. "like a motorway" wasn't the best rap single of the 90s. I don't care how many people voted for it.

Shmool McShmool (shmuel), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 19:46 (twenty-one years ago)

has ew recovered from us weekly's ascendency or are they still revamping every month? joel stein still popping up there?

cinniblount (James Blount), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 19:50 (twenty-one years ago)

o man does stephen king still have that occasional column? i enjoyed that

cinniblount (James Blount), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 19:51 (twenty-one years ago)

Y OTM RE: EW.

Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 19:52 (twenty-one years ago)

unfortunately many of these reviews are too short
This is probably why I'm quick to dismiss such mags when I'm flipping through them in the bookstore. More to the point, I've never been a regular reader of the music section of a general entertainment mag, I've always read music-only publications.

I see there's a lot of content on their website, so I'll defintely bookmark them.

MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 19:53 (twenty-one years ago)

stephen king SHOUTED OUT 50 CENT in his last column, blount!!!

Yanc3y (ystrickler), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 19:54 (twenty-one years ago)

and yeah, for fluff us weekly is pretty unfuckwithable. ew has responded by beefing up their critical muster and adding more sidebars to their features. i like both, personally.

Yanc3y (ystrickler), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 19:55 (twenty-one years ago)

Fear of a Black Planet but not Nation of Millions means this list is OK by me.

The Good Dr. Bill (Andrew Unterberger), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 20:18 (twenty-one years ago)

it's refreshing not to see PE at the top spot.

Shmool McShmool (shmuel), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 20:24 (twenty-one years ago)

I've always thought AmeriKKKa's Most Wanted is way better than Death Certificate....also....

NWA??? HEEEELLLOOOO???

M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 21:06 (twenty-one years ago)

The lack of "Straight Outta Compton" is an obvious mistake. Likewise "Doggystyle". i'd have stuck "The Black Album" in too.

Also, does Missy class as rap per se? I know she does some rapping but I would perhaps have put her in RnB more. She's unique whatever she is and I love her for it.

Nick H (Nick H), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 21:17 (twenty-one years ago)

You think The Black Album is better than The Blueprint?

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 21:21 (twenty-one years ago)

lack of Wu Tang solo too.

Hari Ashurst (Toaster), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 21:23 (twenty-one years ago)

The biggest problem - where the fuck is the south? Other than Outkast obviously. You know, ILM faves the Geto Boys are canonized enough that they should make it easily - I'm not surprised UGK or 8ball and mjg didn't make it but jeez. And Lauren Hill? Aceyalone? wtf?

djdee2005 (djdee2005), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 21:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Eh there is no consensus great Geto Boy's album is probably why they didn't make it (you should know how the canon works by now Dee.)

Aceyalone really is a strange pick though.

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 21:28 (twenty-one years ago)

Well obv. it and Doc Oc are grabs for indie legitimacy but frankly I think there are much better albums that slot into that category.

djdee2005 (djdee2005), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 21:30 (twenty-one years ago)

if anything i would have thought cannibal ox would be the odd indie choice.

Hari Ashurst (Toaster), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 21:36 (twenty-one years ago)

neither lauren nor cypress hill should really be on there.

Shmool McShmool (shmuel), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 21:38 (twenty-one years ago)

I have other criticisms but they're mostly boring (a different gang starr album, minor ranking issues, "why is [x] excluded?!" etc)

djdee2005 (djdee2005), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 21:39 (twenty-one years ago)

Wait your other criticisms weren't boring?!?!

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 21:41 (twenty-one years ago)

well sure lauryn is r&b and cypress hill are grunge but both records are still great great great.

Yanc3y (ystrickler), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 21:42 (twenty-one years ago)

They were thrilling. xpost

djdee2005 (djdee2005), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 21:42 (twenty-one years ago)

1980-84: 1
1985-89: 5
1990-94: 11
1995-99: 5
2000-04: 3

Makes complete sense to me.

billstevejim, Tuesday, 16 November 2004 23:10 (twenty-one years ago)

It sounds right bcuz a) early hip-hop was mostly singles and b)recent hip-hop is harder to canonize than decade-old history.

djdee2005 (djdee2005), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 23:25 (twenty-one years ago)

These almost all seem like "ALBUM" albums. Mostly by "IMPORTANT ARTISTS". Which, sorry, as undeniable as many of these records are, makes the list boring as fuck. Grandmaster Flash and the Furious Five made a better album than most of these. So did L'Trimm; so did the Real Roxanne; so did the Ying Yang Twins; so did EPMD; so did the Treacherous Three; so did Spoonie Gee; so did Schooly D; so did Salt N Pepa; so did Roxanne Shante; so did Trick Daddy; so did Maggotron; so did Mantronix; so did, um, Various Artists (many times). Even Sir Mix-a-Lot has made better albums than some of them. So it reads like a regular old stodgy rock critics list to me--sort of like a list for the kind of predictable bores who think *Sgt Peppers* and *Nevermind* were better than any Paul Revere and the Raiders albums. To hell with it.

chuck, Tuesday, 16 November 2004 23:28 (twenty-one years ago)

Okay raise your hands if you JUST knew Chuck was gonna come out with the L'Trimm card at some point on this thread?

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 23:30 (twenty-one years ago)

haha

Chuck do you have to approach opening the canon up as my "canon is better than your canon"?

djdee2005 (djdee2005), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 23:33 (twenty-one years ago)

how did i do that, djdee? i wasn't talking about just what i like. i was talking about certain KINDS of artists that the list so predictably ignores. artists who aren't already canonized as "important album artists." as if being "important" has anything to do with being good. and ignore l'trimm, if they bother you so much alex. pretend they never existed, if it makes you feel better. my point still stands. (and grandmaster flash aren't just part of *my* canon for crissakes.)

chuck, Tuesday, 16 November 2004 23:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Haha hey I like L'Trimm! Don't get touch-y with me just because you've become slightly predictable in your praise of them. Anyway, I agree that the list is stodgy (I said so up above.)

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 23:40 (twenty-one years ago)

The male/female ratio on the list is totally fucked as well, by the way (probably, at least in part, for the same reason I already gave.)

chuck, Tuesday, 16 November 2004 23:42 (twenty-one years ago)

I think ILM is waaay too obsessed with canon turnover. Once something's in the canon for a few years people get bored as hell with it, and can't wait to turf the entire canon and start again.

(this is a general observation that's been in my mind over the last couple of weeks and is not directed toward any person's comment on this thread)

MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 23:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Well to be fair a lot of these records are more "important" than "good", I mean that's a fair complaint of a lot of lists of this type. I don't think that has as much to do with canon turnover as just a privilegeing over a certain type of record over other records.

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 23:44 (twenty-one years ago)

Any Entertainment Weekly reader who doesn't learn anything from this Entertainment Weekly list probably shouldn't be reading Entertainment Weekly.

miccio (miccio), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 23:46 (twenty-one years ago)

that said I'm surprised they picked Death Certificate rather than Straight Outta Compton. I forget if it was one the magazines that dismissed it for the hate bile or one that celebrated it as a raw voice or whatever. Either way, Straight Outta seems a more obvious, canonical nod.

miccio (miccio), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 23:48 (twenty-one years ago)

Chuck I don't even dislike the albums you mentioned (the ones I've heard) and I agree, the list fits a pretty specific and predictable canon, but how is your replacement-canon any less predictable?! Alex and I both knew you were going to put L'Trimm on your list, so isn't your list just the same thing on a smaller scale?

My point is - lots of people enjoy those albums in the list, and some of them people find more enjoyable than the artists you listed. I want to make it clear I'm not defending the list - far from it - but you're just constructing your own canon and saying its "better" than their canon.

If you approached it as "these artists really are unfairly unrepresented in lists like this" rather than "these albums are better than those" it would have less to do with your subjective opinion on those albums listed. I love lots of the albums listed in that canon and dislike others. I love some of the albums by artists you mentioned and dislike others.

djdee2005 (djdee2005), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 23:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Wait, who the hell are Maggotron?

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 23:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Djdee, again, where did I say they should replace that list with my list? I didn't; you completely dreamed that up. My point, for the third time, isn't they should have included all the artists I mentioned, or even necessarily some of them, but that it's really annoying how their list is so lacking in artists LIKE the ones I mentioned - even ones I may not personally like! That KIND of stuff (not necessarily those specific records) is bizarrely LEFT OUT of hip-hop's canon. I am not saying it should be the entire canon; I've *never* said anything like that. And yes, the fact that the records I mentioned are good -- as good, if not better, than many of the ones they listed -- DOES matter. If they weren't good, why would I even care? I'm just saying that the history of great hip-hop albums is far less one-dimensional than that list makes it out to be, that's all. How is that not clear? And how is it wrong?

chuck, Wednesday, 17 November 2004 00:01 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm still trying to fathom the argument that EW is one of the best music pubs around!

Riot Gear! (Gear!), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 00:03 (twenty-one years ago)

Given the state of print music publishing I'm not clear what's so shocking about that statement.

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 00:04 (twenty-one years ago)

In that case I agree and I've misread you, but dropping in the thread and saying "these albums are better than most of those albums" does strike me as wanting to replace the canon with your own canon. I'm sorry if I misread it, in which case, yes I agree, many of those "kinds" of artists should be represented.

djdee2005 (djdee2005), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 00:04 (twenty-one years ago)

I mean, I guess I'd find the list marginally more bearable if they would have explained (which maybe they do in the magazine; I just looked, and can't find any place where they do) *how* they came up with the list. Was it a vote? If so, who voted? And what were the rules? The way it's presented above, it looks like some anonymous committee thing. A bunch of people sitting around a table and deciding on some consensus of importance. Which strikes me as really creepy, given the rockist-like way the results lean.

chuck, Wednesday, 17 November 2004 00:11 (twenty-one years ago)

And I'm still trying to figure out how you could have misinterpeted this, DJdee: "These almost all seem like "ALBUM" albums. Mostly by "IMPORTANT ARTISTS". Which, sorry, as undeniable as many of these records are, makes the list boring as fuck." And then I gave examples to support my case. Seems pretty clear to me, but if you don't know, now you know.

chuck, Wednesday, 17 November 2004 00:14 (twenty-one years ago)

A list in Entertainment Weekly feels boring to a middle-aged music critic who's famous for his idiosyncratic taste and celebration of the eccentric?

SHOCKAH.

I'll say it again.

Any Entertainment Weekly reader who doesn't learn anything from this Entertainment Weekly list probably shouldn't be reading Entertainment Weekly.

miccio (miccio), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 00:26 (twenty-one years ago)

i think the whole thing is too predictable to be creepy. The Aceylone standing reminds me of when they put Neneh Cherry's Homebrew at no. 99 in their 100 CDs Of All Time right after her album came ou.t

miccio (miccio), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 00:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Why does the idea of a bunch of journos sitting around going "okay look I like that Nas record, but is it really #1 material" sound almost amusing in its mind-melding pedantry.

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 00:30 (twenty-one years ago)

Thing is, you could probably say the same for any top albums list that's ever run in Rolling Stone or Spin (or hell, maybe even the Village Voice), couldn't you, Anthony? And people always complain about those. So what, in your mind, is the difference?

xp = that was referring to your previous post, not the Neneh one.

chuck, Wednesday, 17 November 2004 00:30 (twenty-one years ago)

it sounds like the ILM 90s thread!

xpost

tricky (disco stu), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 00:37 (twenty-one years ago)

I tend to think those redundant list complaint threads are wack too, Chuck. Especially if the poster just lists their well-known faves that wouldn't have a chance in hell of making the list because the critical consensus on their stature consists mainly of themselves and Frank Kogan.

miccio (miccio), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 00:38 (twenty-one years ago)

If Jack Rabid had shown up on a Best Albums Of All Time thread screaming WHERE IS THE WIPERS? I would have made the gas face too.

miccio (miccio), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 00:40 (twenty-one years ago)

i don't get how this list is rockist.

tricky (disco stu), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 00:43 (twenty-one years ago)

So basically don't complain about lists cuz it's pointless whining? See this is where I wonder if Anthony quite understands the purpose of music message boards (which AFAICT involves a lot of pointless whining)?

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 00:43 (twenty-one years ago)

It's Pete Rockist, tricky.

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 00:44 (twenty-one years ago)

I'd just hope your reading comprehension would be better on the thread with the Rabid post than it obviously is on this one, Anthony. But maybe that's too much to ask.

xp

And I already explained the "rockist" thing, too. Repeatedly.

chuck, Wednesday, 17 November 2004 00:44 (twenty-one years ago)

but what the hell, I'll do it again, since I was apparently typing in invisible ink the 40 previous times:

"These almost all seem like "ALBUM" albums. Mostly by "IMPORTANT ARTISTS".

chuck, Wednesday, 17 November 2004 00:46 (twenty-one years ago)

Gee. ALBUM albums by IMPORTANT ARTISTS on a POPULAR MUSIC MAGAZINE'S LIST OF IMPORTANT ALBUMS.

what the hell, I'll do it again. SHOCKAH.

Will someone please tell Alex in SF that I don't agree that "a lot of pointless whining" is the purpose of music message boards? He doesn't seem to be able to see I'm in the room.

miccio (miccio), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 00:49 (twenty-one years ago)

i suppose the list is boring, chuck, but that doesn't make the music on the albums that make up the list boring.

tricky (disco stu), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 00:52 (twenty-one years ago)

never said it was, tricky. (though some of it is.)

chuck, Wednesday, 17 November 2004 00:54 (twenty-one years ago)

The magazine I used to write for in the Netherlands published something similar almost two years ago. Two lists:

GOLDEN AGE
1. It Takes A Nation Of Millions To Hold Us Back - Public Enemy (Def Jam 1988)
2. 3 Feet High And Rising - De La Soul (Tommy Boy 1989)
3. Criminal Minded - Boogie Down Productions (B-Boy 1987)
4. Fear Of A Black Planet - Public Enemy (Def Jam 1990)
5. Critical Beatdown - Ultramagnetic MC's (Next Plateau 1988)
6. Paid In Full - Eric B. & Rakim (4th+B’way/Island 1987)
7. Paul's Boutique - Beastie Boys (Capitol 1989)
8. Breaking Atoms - Main Source (Wild Pitch 1991)
9. The Low End Theory - A Tribe Called Quest (Jive 1991)
10. Step Into The Arena - Gang Starr (Chrysalis 1990)
11. Straight Outta Compton - N.W.A (Ruthless 1988)
12. Raising Hell - Run-D.M.C. (Profile 1986)
13. Done By The Forces Of Nature - Jungle Brothers (Warner Bros. 1989)
14. Yo! Bum Rush The Show - Public Enemy (Def Jam 1987)
15. Strictly Business - EPMD (Sleeping Bag 1988)

MODERN AGE
1. The Marshall Mathers LP - Eminem (Aftermath 2000)
2. Illmatic - Nas (Columbia 1994)
3. Only Built 4 Cuban Linx… - Chef Raekwon (Loud 1995)
4. The Miseducation Of Lauryn Hill - Lauryn Hill (Ruffhouse/Columbia 1998)
5. Ready To Die - The Notorious B.I.G. (Bad Boy/Arista 1994)
6. DoggyStyle - Snoop Doggy Dogg (Death Row 1993)
7. Binnenlandse Funk - Extince (Virgin 1998)*
8. Black On Both Sides - Mos Def (Rawkus 1999)
9. The Chronic - Dr. Dre (Death Row 1992)
10. Iron Flag - Wu Tang Clan (Loud 2001)
11. Ecologyst - Dr. Octagon (Bulk/MoWax 1996)
12. Ironman - Ghostface Killah (1996)
13. Enter The Wu-Tang (36 Chambers) - Wu-Tang Clan (Loud 1993)
14. The Blueprint - Jay-Z (Roc-a-Fella 2001)
15. Things Fall Apart - The Roots (MCA 1999)

*) Dutch rapper

JoB (JoB), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 00:54 (twenty-one years ago)

Hahah okay the dutch rapper totally makes that list.

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 00:55 (twenty-one years ago)

i suppose the list is boring, chuck, but that doesn't make the music on the albums that make up the list boring.

That's the thing exactly.

JoB (JoB), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 00:56 (twenty-one years ago)

See this is where I wonder if I want to know what Anthony thinks the point of music message boards cuz there sure does seem to be a lot of pointless whining on them--mostly by me ;)

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 00:57 (twenty-one years ago)

oh geez, i guess i should have read the whole thread. i basically just restated what you said.

tricky (disco stu), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 00:58 (twenty-one years ago)

Golden Age #1: Herakles, It Takes A Nation Of Millions Of Amazonian Warriors To Hold Me Back.

Golden Age? This occured while I was alive! What little I remember of my adolescence tells me it was anything but Golden.

Kevin Gilchrist (Mr Fusion), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 00:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Hahah okay the dutch rapper totally makes that list.

You laugh, but you don't know. Also, don't underestimate the impact of someone speaking to you in your own language when you're used to hearing only English rapping (when that is not your first language).

JoB (JoB), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 01:00 (twenty-one years ago)

I laugh because it seemed a very random choice (much more so than say Aceyalone on the EW list) on a list that seemed DESIGNED to be completely unrandom. I don't deny that his greatness or the value of same language rapping.

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 01:02 (twenty-one years ago)

Ahem, I don't deny his greatness obv cuz I've never heard him btw.

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 01:02 (twenty-one years ago)

Anyway, now I'm wondering why nobody pointed out that, despite me whining about Grandmaster Flash's album not being on the list, it IS on the list -- right there at #22. Apparently I'd never noticed it until now since Entertainment Weekly typed it in invisible ink.

Also wondering whether I'm the only person who thinks that Run DMC's first album should have made both the EW list and (way more fun, thanks in part to *Binnenlandse Funk*) Holland list instead or *Raising Hell.* I guess it never occurred to me until now that critics would generally prefer the third one. They're very wrong, but I'm not complaining about it, honest. I'm just kind of surprised.

chuck, Wednesday, 17 November 2004 01:05 (twenty-one years ago)

Haha I thought you DID notice the Grandmaster Flash album, but were just MIFFED it wasn't higher. I don't get the Run-DMC thing either.

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 01:07 (twenty-one years ago)

I wouldn't expect anyone to get it if they hadn't clue what the MC was going on about. On the other hand, I enjoy listening to some French rap even if I understand just a tiny bit of it. I wonder if a translation of the lyrics would give me a bigger satisfaction. Subtitled foreign language films are no problem for the real movie buff after all.

JoB (JoB), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 01:07 (twenty-one years ago)

king of rock >>> run dmc >>> raising hell

tricky (disco stu), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 01:08 (twenty-one years ago)

I quite like Tougher Than Leather, actually.

JoB (JoB), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 01:10 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm wondering why nobody pointed out that, despite me whining about Grandmaster Flash's album not being on the list, it IS on the list -- right there at #22

Nobody actually reads the lists Chuck! We just enter the thread, take sides and argue till dawn.

Kevin Gilchrist (Mr Fusion), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 01:10 (twenty-one years ago)

I adore some of the French rap I have (the most recent Saian Supa Crew record is fantastic in a "I have ZERO idea what they are saying, but damn is this record--both the overlapping crazy rapping and production--exciting" kind of way.)

(For some reason I also misread Netherlands as Nebraska?!?! originally which made the dutch rapper that much more funny.)

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 01:12 (twenty-one years ago)

i take my previous post back. the first run dmc album is the best.

it's tricky (disco stu), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 01:13 (twenty-one years ago)

re: the Geto Boys not having one consensus album, I'd guess most people would say "We Can't Be Stopped" but "Grip It On That Other Level" or the redo of that that was (I think) self titled on Def American (??i'm forgetting) would be better than Mos Def!

or they could have maybe done Scarface's The Diary or something for a little Pete Rockist approved south stuff...

M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 01:19 (twenty-one years ago)

"Wait, who the hell are Maggotron?"


http://www.maggotron.com/Discog.htm

chuck, Wednesday, 17 November 2004 01:23 (twenty-one years ago)

OH yeah I agree w/ chuck, alex and tricky that Raising Hell isn't the best Run DMC albums, it basically makes it cuz of "Walk This Way" I guess (also, i mean to be fair, it is quite a good album on the whole, even if not top 25 quality). I think my favorite RDMC song is probably Beats to the Rhyme.

Anyway Chuck, I'm wondering, the dutch guy aside, why did you think the dutch list was more fun?

djdee2005 (djdee2005), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 01:33 (twenty-one years ago)

I like EW's list, here's mine:

SELECTOR TONYPHRONE'S TOP 25 HIP-HOP ALBUMS OF ALL TIME!!!!!
( I gues it seems obvious that I went to high school in NYC in the early 90's)

1. De La Soul 3 Feet High And Rising (1989)
2. It Takes A Nation Of Millions - Public Enemy (1988)
3. Beastie Boys Paul's Boutique (1989)
4. Eric B & Rakim Paid In Full - (1987)
5. RUN-DMC - Raising Hell (1986)
6. Dr. Dre -The Chronic (1992)
7. Wu-Tang Clan Enter The Wu-Tang (36 Chambers) (1993)
8. Nas -Illmatic (1994)
9. A Tribe Called Quest The Low End Theory (1991)
10. Raekwon- Only Built 4 Cuban Linx… (1995)
11. Outkast - Aquemini (1998)
12. Cypress Hill - Cypress Hill (1991)
13. Gang Starr - Step Into The Arena (1990)
14. N.W.A -Straight Outta Compton(1988)
15. Main Source - Breaking Atoms (1991)
16. EPMD - Strictly Business (1988)
17. A Tribe Called Quest Midnight Marauders (1993)
18. The Fugees -The Score (1996)
19. The Pharcyde - Bizarre Ride ll The Pharcyde (1992)
20. Ultramagnetic MC's - Critical Beatdown (1988)
21. Outkast - Stankonia (1999)
22. Ice Cube - Amerikkka;s most wanted (1990)
23. De La Soul De La Soul is Dead (1990)
24. Jungle Brothers - Done By The Forces Of Nature (1989)
25. Diamond D - Stunts,Blunts and Hip-Hop (1992)


Antonio DePietro, Wednesday, 17 November 2004 01:56 (twenty-one years ago)

Am I the only person who thinks RUN-DMC/Aerosmith's "Walk This Way" kinda sucks? I like the way Steven says "way" differently than he did in the original version, it's less shrill. But I hate hearing his original lithe rhythm replaced with hollering. And the rap scratches don't exactly add much.

miccio (miccio), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 02:33 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't really like it. "Rock Box" is much much better.

djdee2005 (djdee2005), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 02:44 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't really remember A Bizarre Ride II the Pharcyde being that great, but it's been since college that I heard it...seemed kinda dull in a lot of parts, if I recall correctly....I guess I never thought the Pharcyde were some kinda legendary group....lots of people disagree I guess.

M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 03:18 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't think I've ever heard "Rock Box," oddly enough. I love "King Of Rock" and "It's Tricky" and most of the other old Run-DMC tracks I've heard.

miccio (miccio), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 03:29 (twenty-one years ago)

I like Joe Perry's guitar work a lot better on the remake than on the original.

My name is Kenny (My name is Kenny), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 03:31 (twenty-one years ago)

It's kind of interesting how that song was the commercial start of Aerosmith's comeback as well as the beginning of the end for Run-DMC (possibly cuz Aerosmith came off better than Run-DMC!)

miccio (miccio), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 03:33 (twenty-one years ago)

I like Joe Perry's guitar work a lot better on the remake than on the original.

I was listening to it a couple days ago and said pretty much that exact sentence out loud to myself.

billstevejim, Wednesday, 17 November 2004 03:36 (twenty-one years ago)

It's kind of interesting how that song was the commercial start of Aerosmith's comeback as well as the beginning of the end for Run-DMC (possibly cuz Aerosmith came off better than Run-DMC!)

I don't know about this though...they hadn't even released many of their best songs at this point! Although if you see their first couple albums, their most revolutionary work, as their height then I guess it could be seen as the beginning of their downfall. But I think they had similarly high creative peaks further down the road.

@ M@tt - its interesting bcuz Pharcyde doesn't really fit into the mold of "legendary important artist" a la KRS or Rakim or something, but honestly I think "Bizarre Ryde" is unquestionably one of my ten favorite hip-hop albums ever.

djdee2005 (djdee2005), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 03:45 (twenty-one years ago)

yeah...honestly, i never owned it, my friends liked it alot in high school and college....it could very well be alot better than i'm remembering.

M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 03:49 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah, that album still resonates. The Pharcyde were Kanye (emo/gangsta, goofy homemade stuff but still fascinating) before Kanye was crying about Gretchen Wilson. (Which has just knocked him out of my top 20, fuck that shit.)

Oh Shit, Wednesday, 17 November 2004 04:01 (twenty-one years ago)

This list is a pretty stuffy, trad-rock crit kinda deal. Putting "Paid in Full" at #1 is more of an exercising in choosing what is important to the genre than in picking the best (though I love that record, there are about 10-15 albums on that and another 10-15 off it that are better).

They ignore the hip-hop/dance connection in the '80s, when, as Chuck points out, there was some really exciting shit happening (Bambaataa, Roxanne Shante, the earliest Run-D.M.C. and LL). This is also a very white-boy kinda list ... how else to explain Missy, the Pharcyde and Paul's Botique being on there ... not to mention the "oh we need a curveball pick" of the Aceyalone record?

In fact, I'd put only nine of these records on my personal list. Go with Reasonable Doubt over Blueprint; It Takes a Nation ... over Fear; AmeriKKKa' Most Wanted over Death Certificate; Straight Outta Compton over the Chronic (?!); Criminal Minded over By Any Means Necessary; and put in the Raekwon record, the Handsome Boy Modeling School record; Cannibal Ox, the Bambaataa singles collection put out by Tommy Boy in 2001, Banner's Mississippi: The Album, Black Sheep's The Choice is Yours and Boy in da Corner. And some others I'm too tired to think of now.

Chris O., Wednesday, 17 November 2004 04:18 (twenty-one years ago)

This is also a very white-boy kinda list ... how else to explain Missy, the Pharcyde and Paul's Botique being on there

Maybe because they're good? What makes something a "white-boy" kind of album anyway? I'm not talking about sales demographics - assuming there are really any kind of reliable figures on that kind of thing - I'm talking about the music itself. Does the music sound "white" to you? That's strange, because music doesn't normally have a color to my ears. (PS- CanOx and Banner are nowhere near as good as Missy or the Pharcyde.)

o. nate (onate), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 04:27 (twenty-one years ago)

This is also a very white-boy kinda list

it's too "white boy" but you want to ADD handsome boy modelling school and cannibal ox?? explain what you mean by "white boy list"

M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 04:30 (twenty-one years ago)

and can-ox and handsome boy aren't exactly devoid of white fans, either

xp haha

Shmool McShmool (shmuel), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 04:31 (twenty-one years ago)

By the way, is Book of Human Language even generally considered the best ACEYALONE album, let alone one of the 25 greats? I only have All Balls Don't Bounce, but I always got the sense that that was considered like his Illmatic or something. It's pretty good, nowhere near top 25 or top 50 even but still good.

M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 04:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah, that album still resonates. The Pharcyde were Kanye (emo/gangsta, goofy homemade stuff but still fascinating) before Kanye was crying about Gretchen Wilson. (Which has just knocked him out of my top 20, fuck that shit.)

Funny you mention it, I read an interview w/ Kanye earlier this year where he said that Bizarre Ryde was his favorite album ever.

Chris O: You so crazy. What everybody else said +
I'm past arguing whether Dizzee is or isn't hip-hop but it really stands out in a bizarre way on a list like this.

djdee2005 (djdee2005), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 04:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Ha, that is awesome, djdee2005. I didn't see that interview when I wrote that!

Oh Shit, Wednesday, 17 November 2004 05:35 (twenty-one years ago)

doggystyle should have been in there

lukey (Lukey G), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 09:45 (twenty-one years ago)

Lest you think I put my foot in my mouth, lemme clarify:

By "white boy list," I mean it just has a ring of critics/editors pushing 40-45 who want to seem relevant by dipping into hip-hop coverage. So the list takes on a superficial sheen. That comment has NOTHING to do with fan base and everything to do with how phony-baloney the list is ... I mention Cannibal Ox and Handsome Boy because they're true to hip-hop orthodoxy and are really innovative and potentially influential to the genre. That, and they're just better albums than some of these.

The Missy album is good ... but Timbaland and her did better work on the Supa Dupa Fly record, and Tim did better work with Bubba Sparxxx just last year. That's on there because of Missy's high profile. Same with Lauryn Hill.

Chris O., Wednesday, 17 November 2004 15:04 (twenty-one years ago)

most of the ew staffers i know are far from their 40s. and i'm sure hua had some say in this list as well.

Yanc3y (ystrickler), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 15:13 (twenty-one years ago)

no Slayer? THIS LIST IS BULLSHIT

latebloomer (latebloomer), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 15:20 (twenty-one years ago)

i mean they were on def jam

latebloomer (latebloomer), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 15:21 (twenty-one years ago)

i still think it's interesting you threw that "white boy" out there when you really meant "i wish these albums I liked more were on this list instead of these albums I don't like as much"....

the new handsome boy modelling school is even called "White People" though and has Mike Patton and dudes from Franz Ferdinand on it!!

I mention Cannibal Ox and Handsome Boy because they're true to hip-hop orthodoxy and are really innovative and potentially influential to the genre.

I don't know what this means..."potentially" influential?? true to orthodoxy??....the handsome boy modelling school had like the singer from moloko on it....You seriously think that Can Ox and Handsome Boy have influenced more people than Paul's Boutique and Missy?

M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 17:00 (twenty-one years ago)

"By "white boy list," I mean it just has a ring of critics/editors pushing 40-45 who want to seem relevant by dipping into hip-hop coverage."

Haha you've got to be kidding, right? Okay excepting Lauren Hill and some of the more esoteric (for a mainstream mag) pics this list is almost exactly the same one you'd see in most hip hop mags (the CANON is the CANON for the most part.) And . . .So Addictive is a way better record than Supa Dupa Fly (the Bubba is debateable, as are the Missy records that preceded and followed it.) And that Handsome Boy Modelling School record is a joke.

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 17:08 (twenty-one years ago)

(And unfortunately not as funny a joke as Prince Paul or Dan Nakamura wishes it was.)

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 17:09 (twenty-one years ago)

alex, I don't have "The Blueprint", only "Reasonable Doubt" and "The Black Album" so I can't really say if it's better but "The Black Album" is great and he should be represented some how in the chart.

Nick H (Nick H), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 17:53 (twenty-one years ago)

interesting that being anti-semetic gets you a place at #4 and #14.
-- shookout

Whereas being Semitic gets you #10.

And yeah, I agree w/Anthony about "Walk This Way" - I've always preferred the original & found it funkier than the remake. A little looser, less "on the one". Tho it could just be because the original was so ingrained. I wish they'd redid "Lord Of The Thighs" instead. ('s got practically the same drumbeats)!

Myonga Von Bontee (Myonga Von Bontee), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 18:33 (twenty-one years ago)

Forget "white," though; what about "boy"? I mentioned way upthread that I thought the EW list's male/female ratio was way off (even though I personally have no use for Lauryn Hill) -- and I'm guessing you could say something similar about most all-time-great hip-hop album lists in hip-hop magazines as well (not to mention the other two all-time-great-album lists posted on this thread). Nobody agreed or disagreed with me on that; am I right, or wrong, or what?

chuck, Wednesday, 17 November 2004 18:36 (twenty-one years ago)

blame dee barnes

cinniblount (James Blount), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 18:41 (twenty-one years ago)

I think it's a pretty safe argument that most lists are heavily weighted toward male artists so I'd say you're pretty right (although the ratio of male/female is better than in say the Top 100 Reggae Artists thing that the Rough Guide published a year or two ago.)

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 18:41 (twenty-one years ago)

And oh yeah, yes, Aerosmith "Walk This Way" >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Run DMC "Walk This Way" (the latter for which I am at least partly to blame, though I did mention "Lord of the Thighs" as a rap song in the same 1985 *Voice *Done With Mirrors* review paragraph where Rick Rubin noticed me mentioning "Walk This Way"). As for Perry's guitar in the Run DMC version, I remember a disc jockey on a midwestern rock station in 1985 playing the original, then saying "the guitar rocks even harder in that new version" (which his station never played) or something like that. But I never noticed, myself. (And "Rock Box">>>>>>>>"Can You Rock It Like This">>>>>"King of Rock">>>>>"Walk This Way" cover too by the way.)

chuck, Wednesday, 17 November 2004 18:42 (twenty-one years ago)

is almost exactly the same one you'd see in most hip hop mags (the CANON is the CANON for the most part.)

Gotta disagree here, Alex in SF. Lotta the same artists, yes, but the hip-hop mags would go with different records.

In fact, my sense is that only 12 of these records would make an XXL/Egotrip sorta list -- Eric B./Rakim, Biggie, De La, Run-D.M.C., Dre, Wu, Nas, Tribe, OutKast, Cypress Hill, Jay-Z, Grandmaster.

Gotta believe 2Pac's Makaveli record and some Marley Marl stuff would make their list, too. Perhaps Kool G Rap as well.

Chris O., Wednesday, 17 November 2004 18:42 (twenty-one years ago)

And, yes, continue to skewer me on that "white boy" comment. :-)

Chris O., Wednesday, 17 November 2004 18:43 (twenty-one years ago)

Marley Marl stuff like oh that LL record? Either way that's 50%+ exactly the same!

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 18:44 (twenty-one years ago)

Chuck, this list is weighted toward the fellas because -- let's face it -- not too many female artists have made truly great hip-hop albums. And the ones that have mostly roamed the earth 20 years ago, as you pointed out in your earlier post.

Chris O., Wednesday, 17 November 2004 18:46 (twenty-one years ago)

oops. both 1985s in the post above should be 1986, I think.

PLENTY of women have made great hip-hop albums, Chris. Though yeah, *maybe* that's a thing of the distant past (not that that should matter on all-time list.) But Trina should kick their ass regardless.

chuck, Wednesday, 17 November 2004 18:48 (twenty-one years ago)

The earlier Marley stuff, too, Alex. That's what I was referring to.

And I guess you're right: half is a pretty good ratio for a mainstream mag.

Chris O., Wednesday, 17 November 2004 18:48 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah, Trina deserves some consideration, I guess.

Chris O., Wednesday, 17 November 2004 18:49 (twenty-one years ago)

Haha well technically the first Eric B & Rakim record IS an early Marley Marl record, Chris. I think the sad thing is that lists like this exclude things like House of Hits cuz they think of them as various artist albums and those are ya know, bad.

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 18:51 (twenty-one years ago)

I made that point way above too, by the way: "Grandmaster Flash and the Furious Five made a better album than most of these... so did, um, Various Artists (many times)." For starters, Sugarhill's first two *Greatest Rap Hits* albums are easily among the five or so best hip-hop albums ever, as far as I'm concerned.

chuck, Wednesday, 17 November 2004 18:56 (twenty-one years ago)

the Beasties (and Rick) used "Lord of the Thighs" in "The New Style". I mean, I don't think it's a sample, but it's the same beat.

oh, and it's "King of Rock" >> "Rock Box" >> "Tougher Than Leather" >> "Can You Rock it Like This" >> "Walk This Way" (and King of Rock >> RUN DMC >> Raising Hell

Stormy Davis (diamond), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 19:16 (twenty-one years ago)

Ah, yes, there's always the "technically." :-)

I agree, too, btw, that singles comps should be considered for a list like this because this just wasn't an album genre till the mid-80s.

Chris O., Wednesday, 17 November 2004 21:00 (twenty-one years ago)

to xxxxxxxxpost something, if EW is one of the better music mags, what are we comparing them to?

Riot Gear! (Gear!), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 21:32 (twenty-one years ago)

Not to be a prick, but maybe the EW list didn't include groups like Maggotron and L'Trimm because the bulk of their best stuff is out of print.

MC Transmaniacon (natepatrin), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 23:40 (twenty-one years ago)

(note to self: actually look up said artists on Amazon first before saying things like that)

MC Transmaniacon (natepatrin), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 23:41 (twenty-one years ago)

But listing stuff like that in polls if you really love stimulates demand which ENCOURAGES record companies to reissue those records!

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 23:42 (twenty-one years ago)

plus out of print =/ nonexistent. the records are out there, if you wanna hunt for them. and you will have lots of fun if you do. and if you're lucky used copies will cost you LESS money than if you bought them for full price on amazon. (and "greatest albums ever" =/ "greastest albums ever that are still in print" anyway.)

chuck, Wednesday, 17 November 2004 23:46 (twenty-one years ago)

My disagreements, which probably shouldn't count for much since I like Endtroducing... more than a third of these records:

Paid In Full: A great album, but the only way a Eric B. and Rakim record is #1 of all time is if you take the best singles from this, then add the best singles from Follow the Leader and Don't Sweat the Technique.

3 Feet High And Rising: De La Soul is Dead is funnier, catchier, has more great hooks and somehow manages both to mock R&B-style hip-hop and crank out superior examples of it ("A Roller Skating Jam Called Saturdays"; "Keeping the Faith"; "Ring Ring (Ha Ha Hey)").

Raising Hell: Have they ever released an album without one really lame-ass track on it?

Cypress Hill: Yes, yes, I miss the '90s too. Just sit down and listen to Devin the Dude now, OK?

Daily Operation: Guru and Primo remind me of Radiohead in that I have no real problem with and often enjoy the original article but if I hear one more motherfucker mimeographing their style I will go snikt snikt berserker on some unsuspecting bastards.

Death Certificate: Korea Would Like to Have a Word With You, Entertainment Weekly

The Miseducation Of Lauryn Hill: The Score was better. Live with it.

Black On Both Sides: And boring after the first, har har har.

By All Means Necessary: KRS' '93 solo was his peak (probably his least politically didactic; most of his soapbox stuff was street-level stuff that worked on a populist level).

Dr. Octagonecologyst/A Book Of Human Language: Blah blah antidote to bling rap blah blah all about the lyrics yakity schmackity how about Critical Beatdown and No Need For Alarm for once?

xp: I'm not saying that outta print = pointless. Just mentioning that a huge all-encompassing conglomo-mag might think that way. Which is of course why alt-weeklies need to exist. Trust me, telling me about the joys of record-hunting is like telling Chris Pontius that thongs are funny.

MC Transmaniacon (natepatrin), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 23:57 (twenty-one years ago)

Paid In Full: A great album, but the only way a Eric B. and Rakim record is #1 of all time is if you take the best singles from this, then add the best singles from Follow the Leader and Don't Sweat the Technique.

20th Century Masters!

artdamages (artdamages), Thursday, 18 November 2004 00:00 (twenty-one years ago)

Well there you go then. (Though I've always been leery about sticking "Greatest Hits" onto "Best Albums Ever" lists)

MC Transmaniacon (natepatrin), Thursday, 18 November 2004 00:05 (twenty-one years ago)

Rockist!

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Thursday, 18 November 2004 00:15 (twenty-one years ago)

Dude, I don't even know Matthew Wilder

MC Transmaniacon (natepatrin), Thursday, 18 November 2004 00:16 (twenty-one years ago)

Hahaha I love that guy. *wipes tear from eye*

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Thursday, 18 November 2004 00:17 (twenty-one years ago)

"most of the ew staffers i know are far from their 40s. and i'm sure hua had some say in this list as well."

While there are no writers names listed at the end of the top 25 albums list, at the end of "The 25 biggest hip-hop moments" piece they list writers and reporters--I recognize Neil Drumming who used to write for the Washington City Paper and has written for various NY publications, Leah Greenblatt I think wrote for Time Out NY, Michael Endelman writes alot for EW...

steve-k, Thursday, 18 November 2004 05:11 (twenty-one years ago)


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