This Thread is Dedicated to Making Up Silly Jim Steinman Song Titles

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For example: "This House of Love (Is Much Too Full)" or "Ante Up (Or Get Out of the Game)"

Okay, lame examples, but anyway--show me what you got!!! Bonus points for not having to resort to parentheses...

― Joe (Joe), Saturday, 19 February 2005 02:58 (twenty-one years ago)

"I Can't Turn My Face Into A Heart"

― donut debonair (donut), Saturday, 19 February 2005 03:23 (twenty-one years ago)

"Thirty One Flavors But You Can't Have Them All"

― donut debonair (donut), Saturday, 19 February 2005 03:24 (twenty-one years ago)

"I Believe In Love Because I Believe In Me"

― donut debonair (donut), Saturday, 19 February 2005 03:27 (twenty-one years ago)

"It's Pissing Rain In My Heart Tonight"

― Curious George Rides a Republican (Rock Hardy), Saturday, 19 February 2005 03:28 (twenty-one years ago)

"Many Nights Of Love For A New Generation"

― donut debonair (donut), Saturday, 19 February 2005 03:29 (twenty-one years ago)

"The Wheels Of My Heart Go Round And Round"

― VegemiteGrrl (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 19 February 2005 03:31 (twenty-one years ago)

"Jumping The Shark On The Greatest Eve Of All"

― donut debonair (donut), Saturday, 19 February 2005 03:33 (twenty-one years ago)

"Cop You A Feelin' (Before You Reach For The Mace)"

― donut debonair (donut), Saturday, 19 February 2005 03:36 (twenty-one years ago)

Yes, more parantheses please.

― Leon the Fatboy (Ex Leon), Saturday, 19 February 2005 03:37 (twenty-one years ago)

"If Only I Were Sleeping On Your Stomach Tonight"

― VegemiteGrrl (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 19 February 2005 03:41 (twenty-one years ago)

"I Kill You With Bombast (Symphony For A Brooklyn Beethoven)"

― Ken L (Ken L), Saturday, 19 February 2005 03:41 (twenty-one years ago)

"You Can't Go Hidin' These (In These Lonely Parentheses)"

― donut debonair (donut), Saturday, 19 February 2005 03:42 (twenty-one years ago)

"Conjunction Junction, Our Love Can't Function"

― donut debonair (donut), Saturday, 19 February 2005 03:43 (twenty-one years ago)

"Keepin' The Balls Rollin' (Activitin' My Bravery)"

― donut debonair (donut), Saturday, 19 February 2005 03:45 (twenty-one years ago)

"If I Ever Felt Like Killing Myself (Now Would Be The Time)"

― VegemiteGrrl (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 19 February 2005 03:49 (twenty-one years ago)

"Makin' The Last Time (Feel Like The First Time)"

"Tearin' Up The Thread (Donut On Fire)"

― Ken L (Ken L), Saturday, 19 February 2005 03:57 (twenty-one years ago)

"Stop The Love From Flowin' (Because My Couch Can't Stand The Smell)"

― donut debonair (donut), Saturday, 19 February 2005 04:02 (twenty-one years ago)

"Two Minutes From Start To Finish Ain't Bad"

― donut debonair (donut), Saturday, 19 February 2005 04:06 (twenty-one years ago)

"Get Out Of This Hotel, Get Into My Car (Get Your High Heels Off My Windshield)"

― donut debonair (donut), Saturday, 19 February 2005 04:07 (twenty-one years ago)

Yesterday's Pants (Will Last Until Tomorrow)

― VegemiteGrrl (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 19 February 2005 04:07 (twenty-one years ago)

Get Your Pubic Hair Out Of My Soap

― VegemiteGrrl (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 19 February 2005 04:08 (twenty-one years ago)

"Win The Drag Race For My Heart (But Don't Lose The Soul)"

― Brooker Buckingham (Brooker B), Saturday, 19 February 2005 04:08 (twenty-one years ago)

"Your Heart's a Weapon of Mass Destruction (so Call me Inspector!)"

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 19 February 2005 04:10 (twenty-one years ago)

"Furry In The Jeffries Tube (Scotty's Song)"

"Keep The Roffles Comin' (Wild Is The Joker That Is Donut)"

― Ken L (Ken L), Saturday, 19 February 2005 04:10 (twenty-one years ago)

"Let's Honour The Fire (But Don't Kill The Joke)"

― donut debonair (donut), Saturday, 19 February 2005 04:11 (twenty-one years ago)

"I Give My Handkerchief And Tissues To You (Because I'll Never Again Be Caught Dead With Reissues Like You)"

― donut debonair (donut), Saturday, 19 February 2005 04:14 (twenty-one years ago)

"Come Together Again And Again (Because The Song Title Never Gets Old)"

― donut debonair (donut), Saturday, 19 February 2005 04:15 (twenty-one years ago)

If I Make You Dinner (Will You Do The Dishes?)

― VegemiteGrrl (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 19 February 2005 04:18 (twenty-one years ago)

"I'm Allergic to Your Love (but the Sneezin' is so Pleasin'!)"

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 19 February 2005 04:19 (twenty-one years ago)

"My Bed Sheets Are Clean (but the Stain you Left on My Heart Remains!)"

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 19 February 2005 04:20 (twenty-one years ago)

"I Gave You My Door Key (But You Closed The Door On My Heart)"

― VegemiteGrrl (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 19 February 2005 04:24 (twenty-one years ago)

"I've Set the Table of Love (But Evidently, No One's Hungry)"

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 19 February 2005 04:55 (twenty-one years ago)

All The Kings Horses & All The King's Men (Couldn't Love You Like I Do)

― VegemiteGrrl (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 19 February 2005 05:06 (twenty-one years ago)

"I'm Up Shit Creek In A Barbed Wire Canoe (And All I Can Do Is Love You)"

― VegemiteGrrl (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 19 February 2005 05:08 (twenty-one years ago)

I Can Look Upon You With Both of My Eyes (But You Only Have One Eye For Me)

― MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Saturday, 19 February 2005 06:00 (twenty-one years ago)

All the King's Horses and All the King's Men (Couldn't Bring Your Heart Back to Me Again)

― MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Saturday, 19 February 2005 06:01 (twenty-one years ago)

We Are All Slaves in the House of Love (Hold Me and Don't Let Me Drown Because I Can't Swim Without You)

― MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Saturday, 19 February 2005 06:03 (twenty-one years ago)

"Caught Without Pants in a Meteor Shower of Your Love"

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 19 February 2005 06:54 (twenty-one years ago)

"You Burned My Love to a Crisp in Heart Shaped Skillet"

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 19 February 2005 06:56 (twenty-one years ago)

"It Hurts to Sit Down Next to You (as I've Got Love Hemorrhoids)"

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 19 February 2005 06:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Love is a Cruel Emotion (So Why Do I Lust For You Like I Do)

― MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Saturday, 19 February 2005 07:11 (twenty-one years ago)

Pissing In the Wind Brings a Golden Shower (But Nothing Compares to Your Golden Hair)

― MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Saturday, 19 February 2005 07:13 (twenty-one years ago)

"I Will Not Eat Green Eggs and Ham (Without Your Love)"

"Under the Oak Tree (Is a Bag of Unmarked Bills of Equal Value To My Heart)"

"I've Got My Love All Over You (Oxy Clean'll Get That Out)"

― Matt Chesnut, Saturday, 19 February 2005 07:19 (twenty-one years ago)

Two out of four donuts (aren't enough)

― damian mann, Saturday, 19 February 2005 07:39 (twenty-one years ago)

"I've Lost My Love Machete (In the Dense Jungle of Your Heart)"

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 19 February 2005 07:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Bringing Back Your Love Is Something To For Me Consider (But It's An Easier Decision If You'll Also Bring Your Sister)

― MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Saturday, 19 February 2005 07:50 (twenty-one years ago)

"I've Got a Love Deadline (But My Heart Printer's Low on Toner)"

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 19 February 2005 07:50 (twenty-one years ago)

haha, I knew I'd hit word overload eventually

Bringing Back Your Love Is Something For Me To Consider (But It's An Easier Decision If You'll Also Bring Your Sister)

― MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Saturday, 19 February 2005 07:51 (twenty-one years ago)

My Heart Is Pounding Like a Well-Oiled Love Machine (But My Loins Needs To Be Repaired)

― MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Saturday, 19 February 2005 07:53 (twenty-one years ago)

Needs.
Time for me to stop this madness.

― MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Saturday, 19 February 2005 07:55 (twenty-one years ago)

I'd Rather You Flogged My Naked Bottom (Than Flog This Dead Horse)

― VegemiteGrrl (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 19 February 2005 08:18 (twenty-one years ago)

"Take Me Down To The Riverside, My Love (And We'll Have A Picnic There)"

― John Fredland (jfredland), Saturday, 19 February 2005 08:30 (twenty-one years ago)

"I've Lost My Love Machete (In the Dense Jungle of Your Heart)"

Sounds more like Zappa to me. :)

― Joe (Joe), Saturday, 19 February 2005 09:43 (twenty-one years ago)

"Your Moon Has Caused A Flood Tide In My Heart (As Described In Ned Raggett's Almanac Of Love)"

― Ken L (Ken L), Saturday, 19 February 2005 10:27 (twenty-one years ago)

a woman is a river ( she floods for weeks and then she's dried up for months).
i know how to please a woman(give her my mate's phone number)
he was lactose intolerant( but he liked her milk jugs)

― leatmoaf, Saturday, 19 February 2005 10:57 (twenty-one years ago)

"These Streetlights Could Shine Forever (But Never Equal The Electricity In My Heart)"

― Jay-Kid (Jay-Kid), Saturday, 19 February 2005 11:24 (twenty-one years ago)

"These Pretzels Are Making Me Thirsty (And The Salt Makes Me Remember The Taste Of Your Tears)"

― Jay-Kid (Jay-Kid), Saturday, 19 February 2005 11:30 (twenty-one years ago)

"These Pretzels Are Making Me Thirsty (And The Salt Makes Me Remember The Taste Of Your Tears)"
-- Jay-Kid (jizzleki...), February 19th, 2005.
thankyou george costanza

― onny dosmond, Saturday, 19 February 2005 14:45 (twenty-one years ago)

yup

― Jay-Kid (Jay-Kid), Saturday, 19 February 2005 14:51 (twenty-one years ago)

it was kramer who said that, though.

― Jay-Kid (Jay-Kid), Saturday, 19 February 2005 14:51 (twenty-one years ago)

"I Was One Yard From a Touchdown to Win the Super Bowl of Your Heart (But I Was Tackled by Rams Linebacker Mike Jones)"

― The Obligatory Sourpuss (Begs2Differ), Saturday, 19 February 2005 14:52 (twenty-one years ago)

niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice!
*sob*...no more football...

― VegemiteGrrl (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 19 February 2005 20:33 (twenty-one years ago)

In the Windmills of My Mind (There is No Wind)

I Would Do Anything For Lunch (Including That)

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Saturday, 19 February 2005 20:51 (twenty-one years ago)

"Where Have All The Old Time Movie Idols Gone (They're Haunting The Broken Down Movie Palaces of Yore)"

― Ken L (Ken L), Saturday, 19 February 2005 21:22 (twenty-one years ago)

Are these silly Steinman song titles? Or song titles that you realistically expect to see in country music?!

― Edward Bax (EdBax), Saturday, 19 February 2005 21:26 (twenty-one years ago)

"Hot Love (Baptism of Fire And Brimstone)"
"Dot My Eyes and Cross Your Tease"
"You Are The Meat (And I Am Your Deli Slicer)"
"Living Is A Retail Job (And I Want a Raise)"

― David R. (popshots75`), Saturday, 19 February 2005 21:53 (twenty-one years ago)

it was kramer who said that, though.
-- Jay-Kid (jizzleki...), February 19th, 2005.
yes and no
george,kramer,jerry and elaine said it
did Jerry have to say it in an ad and Kramer was giving him lessons,george took it over the top.

― onny dosmond, Sunday, 20 February 2005 02:31 (twenty-one years ago)

wrong, it was kramer who said it. he got a small part in a woody alle film and that was his line. maybe jerry said it later, in an ad, but it was kramer's line, initially.

― Jay-Kid (Jay-Kid), Sunday, 20 February 2005 22:11 (twenty-one years ago)

Do You Want Fries with That? (and Maybe a Diet RC?)

― Phineas Narco, Monday, 21 February 2005 05:09 (twenty-one years ago)

I Can't Get the Smell of Your Love out of My Heart (And I've even Used Glade)

― Phineas Narco, Monday, 21 February 2005 05:14 (twenty-one years ago)

I Love You Like My TiVo (Let's Get A Season Pass To Love)

― VegemiteGrrl (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 21 February 2005 05:19 (twenty-one years ago)

We Can't Stop Here (This is Bat Country)

RIP Hunter

― Heidy- Ho, Monday, 21 February 2005 05:27 (twenty-one years ago)

[silence]

I'm going away now.

― VegemiteGrrl (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 21 February 2005 05:40 (twenty-one years ago)

Snowman (Hott for You)

A Flavor for the Fever

Broken Hearts, Yellow Moons, Orange Stars, Green Clovers

You Dropped an Anvil Right on My Heart

― Joe (Joe), Monday, 21 February 2005 05:48 (twenty-one years ago)

Octane Man with Nothin' to Lose

― Joe (Joe), Monday, 21 February 2005 05:51 (twenty-one years ago)

Roulette Wheel of Love (Place Your Chips on Me)

― Joe (Joe), Monday, 21 February 2005 05:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Two Out Of Three Still Ain't Bad (But Six Out Of Nine is Better)

― Magic Juan, Monday, 21 February 2005 06:22 (twenty-one years ago)

Never Turn Your Back (With A Front Like That)

― Magic Juan, Monday, 21 February 2005 06:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Unleaded Fuel Only (For Our Love to Go From 0 to 60)

― Magic Juan, Monday, 21 February 2005 06:28 (twenty-one years ago)

Upload My Heart (Before I Download Your Pants)

― Magic Juan, Monday, 21 February 2005 06:30 (twenty-one years ago)

Let Me Be the Wacky Neighbor (In the Sitcom of Your Heart)
(C'mon Baby) Hunt Me For Sport
I Don't Believe in Love (But It Believes in Me)
Heaven Is a Vending Machine (That Doesn't Take Dollars)

― bruno ponce-jones, Monday, 21 February 2005 06:36 (twenty-one years ago)

You Don't See Me in the Rear-view (But You Forgot to Check Your Blind Spot)

― Francesca Fiore, Monday, 21 February 2005 08:09 (twenty-one years ago)

I still think the one about the printer toner was pretty funny.

― Bimble... (Bimble...), Monday, 21 February 2005 09:11 (twenty-one years ago)

I remember when my friend Eric told me about "Rubber to the Road," his song for the Loaf (whom we refered to as "the Loaf," always), he asked me to guess the title: "It's about safe sex." My guess was "I Would Do Anything for Love (But I Won't Wear That)." I still wish it had been.

― Matos-Webster Dictionary (M Matos), Monday, 21 February 2005 09:27 (twenty-one years ago)

The Guys Get Shirts (I Don't Get It)

― Marcello Carlin, Monday, 21 February 2005 09:44 (twenty-one years ago)

"Meat Market"

― Matos-Webster Dictionary (M Matos), Monday, 21 February 2005 10:31 (twenty-one years ago)

Love the Trees, Can't Stand the Forest

Pot. Kettle. SEX.

― Joe (Joe), Monday, 21 February 2005 13:26 (twenty-one years ago)

If That's What You Want (But I Should Warn You [That I Severely Doubt ])

― William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Monday, 21 February 2005 13:48 (twenty-one years ago)

Items in Overhead Bins May Have Shifted During Flight

― Dave Lartigue, Monday, 21 February 2005 14:26 (twenty-one years ago)

I can't negotiate those curves safely (if you keep grabbing my hand)

― Tony Banewood, Monday, 21 February 2005 16:40 (twenty-one years ago)

Not a title: I am extremely pissed I have not looked at this thread until now. Who's the modern r'n'b/hip-hop equivalent of Steinman when it comes to titles like these anyway?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 21 February 2005 16:44 (twenty-one years ago)

"I've Lost My Love of Sandwhiches (Since you Confiscated your Love Preserves)"

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 21 February 2005 16:49 (twenty-one years ago)

Smells like Chicken, Tastes like Napalm

― Lower than thou, Tuesday, 22 February 2005 02:50 (twenty-one years ago)

If You Can't Stand The Heat (Don't Come On In My Kitchen)

― Ken L (Ken L), Tuesday, 22 February 2005 02:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Your Heart Enterprise (Beam me up, Scotty)

― Mac Smith, Tuesday, 22 February 2005 03:33 (twenty-one years ago)

My love for you burns (So much that it takes one rediculously long statement on parenthesis to even convey a small amount of the love I have for you)

― Mac Smith, Tuesday, 22 February 2005 03:37 (twenty-one years ago)

This Titles Have Really Gone To Shit (You're Not That Funny. Stop Trying If You Have Nothing To Say)

Upload My Heart (Before I Download Your Pants)

was the last funny one. and even then...

― not kidding, Tuesday, 22 February 2005 10:19 (twenty-one years ago)

OK, I'm here now. Will try...

― mark grout (mark grout), Tuesday, 22 February 2005 10:23 (twenty-one years ago)

The titles (i.e. the real ones) were more often old cliche's that were written into. Bat out of hell, You took the words, Read 'em and weep, and so on. Let's see.

― mark grout (mark grout), Tuesday, 22 February 2005 10:25 (twenty-one years ago)

"Objects in the rear view mirror (may appear closer than they are)"

Oh that's a real one. Continuing...

― mark grout (mark grout), Tuesday, 22 February 2005 10:25 (twenty-one years ago)

"Push bar to Exit"
"Three Chevrons Apart"
"Serving Suggestion"

It's not really happening (yet), is it?

― mark grout (mark grout), Tuesday, 22 February 2005 10:53 (twenty-one years ago)

Smells like Chicken, Tastes like Napalm

That is just nineteen flavors of awesome.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Tuesday, 22 February 2005 16:07 (twenty-one years ago)

If You Open Your Brackets (I Will Be There) (To Close Them For You)

― Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 22 February 2005 16:11 (twenty-one years ago)

The titles (i.e. the real ones) were more often old cliche's

All's Well That Ends Well (A Tragedy In Three Acts)
It Never Rains But It Pours (Water On A Drowning Man)

― Ken L (Ken L), Tuesday, 22 February 2005 16:21 (twenty-one years ago)

You Can Bring a Horse to Water (But a Pencil Must Be Lead)

― Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 22 February 2005 16:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Now you're cooking again...

in fact, "Now you're cooking"

― mark grout (mark grout), Tuesday, 22 February 2005 16:41 (twenty-one years ago)

How Much Wood Would a Woodchuck Chuck (If a Woodchuck Could Chuck Wood?)

― Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 22 February 2005 16:43 (twenty-one years ago)

"The cheque is in the post (I promise...)"

(a trib to F.Zappa)

― mark grout (mark grout), Tuesday, 22 February 2005 16:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Incomprehensible to non-Britons but...

"Internal Bars On Windows (Might Not Look Pretty But They're Effective)"

― Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 22 February 2005 16:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Songs about Jane without Mary turn the yellow brick over exposing those damn lesbian turqouise sock pistures from AOL

― mike fulcher, Tuesday, 22 February 2005 18:47 (twenty-one years ago)

I Won't Put My Mouth On Your Shoulder Baby, Cause I'm Feelin' Like a Sunrise Tonight

― Dixie, Tuesday, 22 February 2005 22:32 (twenty-one years ago)

I Love My Love's Wind

― Stefán Halldórsson, Thursday, 24 February 2005 16:54 (twenty-one years ago)

One In The Hand, Two In The Bush (And I Don't Mean Birds)

― Edward Bax (EdBax), Thursday, 24 February 2005 20:01 (twenty-one years ago)

five months pass...

This was a fine, fine thing.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 29 July 2005 21:45 (twenty years ago)

Absence Makes The Heart Go Wander
You Say It's Half-Empty (I Say It's Half-Full)
I Would Do That For Love (But I Won't Do Just Anything)
Sticks And Stones Can't Break My Bones (But Your Words Will Always Hurt Me)
Your Love Has Me Like A Frog In A Frying Pan

― Edward Bax (EdBax), Friday, 29 July 2005 22:10 (twenty years ago)

You Can't See the Forest (For the Trees)
I'm a Road Runner (And I'm Runnin' Out of Road)

― Joseph McCombs (Joseph McCombs), Saturday, 30 July 2005 02:08 (twenty years ago)

Keep The Wolf From The Door (And The Door On The Latch)

― CharlieNo4 (Charlie), Saturday, 30 July 2005 07:41 (twenty years ago)

I'm Flying Without Wings (And Dancing Without Shoes)

― lostboy, Sunday, 31 July 2005 11:27 (twenty years ago)

Can't Teach An Old Dog New Tricks(Hounding You With Love)
Movin' Into The Fastlane(The Racing Of Your Heart)
No Use Cryin' Over Spilt Milk(You Wipe The Floor With Me)

― Philip Alderman (Phil A), Sunday, 31 July 2005 19:45 (twenty years ago)

Go Down Gently, With Your Face To The East

― kornrulez6969 (TCBeing), Monday, 1 August 2005 00:57 (twenty years ago)

two weeks pass...

(This Is My Heart) You Break It, You Bought It

― Joseph McCombs (Joseph McCombs), Thursday, 18 August 2005 02:34 (twenty years ago)

B.T.E (Means Best Thread Ever)

― k/l (Ken L), Thursday, 18 August 2005 12:38 (twenty years ago)

"Now wash your hands"

― mark grout (mark grout), Thursday, 18 August 2005 12:42 (twenty years ago)

"That's the Way the Soufflé Rises (Like the Sun in the East)"

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Thursday, 18 August 2005 13:54 (twenty years ago)

"Whoever Smelt It (Dealt It to My Heart)"

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Thursday, 18 August 2005 13:58 (twenty years ago)

"I'll Never Stop Forgetting I Love You Again"

― Doesn't M@tt He1geson Deserve A Cool, Funny Login Name? (Matt Helgeson), Thursday, 18 August 2005 14:02 (twenty years ago)

"There's a Bee in Here (and it's not me)"

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Thursday, 18 August 2005 14:05 (twenty years ago)

"Five Plus One Is Six (But Seven Is One More)"

― PB, Thursday, 18 August 2005 14:11 (twenty years ago)

Claim Back My Love (On The Tax Return of Your Heart)

― wombatX (wombatX), Friday, 19 August 2005 00:07 (twenty years ago)

I Even Love Your Skidmarks (Where The Rubber Meets The Road)

― k/l (Ken L), Friday, 19 August 2005 00:15 (twenty years ago)

You Left My Heart Right Where It Belongs

― rogermexico (rogermexico), Friday, 19 August 2005 02:35 (twenty years ago)

"Two In The Pink (And One In The Stink)"

― PB, Friday, 19 August 2005 02:39 (twenty years ago)

PB in naughty faux-Steinman-slash-naughty-meme SHOCKER!

― rogermexico (rogermexico), Friday, 19 August 2005 02:54 (twenty years ago)

Four Out of Five Doctors Agree (Love Is the Cause of Indigestion)

― Earl Nash (earlnash), Friday, 19 August 2005 03:29 (twenty years ago)

You Caught My Eye Now I Want It Back

― rogermexico (rogermexico), Friday, 19 August 2005 05:02 (twenty years ago)

one month passes...

"I'd Kill For You (And I'd Even Kill You)"

― MoCholewa, Wednesday, 28 September 2005 04:24 (twenty years ago)

"I Want To Stay (But I Have To Go...Which Way To The Bathroom?)"

― MoCholewa, Wednesday, 28 September 2005 04:26 (twenty years ago)

"Our Love Will Never Stop (So Don't Start With Me)"

― MoCholewa, Wednesday, 28 September 2005 04:27 (twenty years ago)

"You're Sweet Fruit (And You're Nuts)"

― MoCholewa, Wednesday, 28 September 2005 04:28 (twenty years ago)

"You Take The Cake (And I'll Take The House And The Car)"

― MoCholewa, Wednesday, 28 September 2005 04:32 (twenty years ago)

one month passes...

I'am so in loved (There are sparks on dynamite)

― lostboy, Tuesday, 22 November 2005 18:05 (twenty years ago)

A Stitch in Time (Saves Mine)

― Shooz (shooz), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 21:11 (twenty years ago)

You Can Pick Your Nose and Pick Your Friends (But You Can't Pick Your Friend's Nose)

― George the Animal Steele, Tuesday, 22 November 2005 22:51 (twenty years ago)

"So I LIke Totally Think This Band Kayo Dot Is Ripping Off MY Fave EmoDeathJazz Band Maudlin Of The Well And It Turns Out That Kayo Dot Sorta Is Maudlin Of The Well! Holy Shit, It's Do Exciting! ILM Search Function Would Have Told Me This, But Who Thought To Look? Not Me! The New Album Rulez!"

― Rickey Wright (Rrrickey), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 23:43 (twenty years ago)

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