Jay-Z / Nas hip-hop throw down? & other throw-downs? Pt. 2: The Saga Continues.

Ay-yo, guess who's Second, the Sage himself. That's right me. Picking up where we left off. It's kind of good to see a new post but I'm really gonna miss the old one. But oh well.

This is a real good debate. We get good stories first then we go to the Sports section, which has developed to come in to its own. Therefore I am proposing this format and not in any Particular order:

MAIN:

Just to give you an update, we are still much divided on this board as far as Nas and Jay. We are currently in Peace time as we concluded the East/South war. First it was Hillis and LOX way back in October, then a bloody battle with Hillis and Best. I'm no historian, just an executive summarist. I will continue to lay out the big picture, the essence of Hip-Hop and the role of Hip-Hop in society. This is the first time I got a shout out from Hollywood I'm touched.

SPORTS:

DA BEARS!!!!! Bears all the way baby. I love my Bears. We are finally winning. It's not all the time you get to go for your actual team in the playoffs. McNabb is my boy, and one of my favorite players in the league, but he's gonna get served!!!!

A.I. needs a new team or his old one back. I'm a stick with philly for about 2 more years. But, If they trade A.I. it's over.

OTHER HIP HOP:

Don't forget, send all proceeds to

Beats for Canibus Foundation 2002 Battle-You Avenue Catskill, NY 12087

Since I'm in at the start a question for you guys. Do you ever look at any of the other discussions on ILM? I'm just curious that's all.

billy,

i cruise through this site for a few minutes, to see if any other topics catch my eyes, but usually, i come straight here.

i dont think we're every gonna come to a middle point betwinxd hova and nasir, to many people from to many parts of the world.to many points of views.

Thank u Hollywood for makin this page!!!!! Wow it took about 3 seconds to load. But I'm sure it'll fill up fast. I like the whole "Saga Continues" name. And no I never look at other questions on the site. Well I did once or twice but never posted. yo no other thread could match up to this!!!!
And thanks again Hollywood!

First off, Second Sage, yur hatings misdirected kid! If you been readin this thread then you would know I aint got no problem make muthafuckers look stupid, but like I say, dont make me type FUCK with bad intentions. Same goes for you Back, shit, I did it again. Well, If you wanna come back at me with some more rhymes you stole from your sisters pimp, go right ahead. (was that a bit harsh?). What is it you got with wooden strap-ons Sage? How long you been here, 2 weeks? Kiss my damn ass!

Hillis, I think you right about the Blazers. Dunleavy started good but fucked it up alnog the way. Even so, every time they play Philly, Damon gets the upperhand on AI. I aint saying hes the best PG or shit like that, but he always does well against him.

To all the veterans, big shout outs, and whoever set up the new thread, you saved me some time!

All y'all who want to use my name in vain, Fuck You!

Peace

Jay-Z Nas hip-hop throw down and other throw downs? Continued? Oh well, I must say it's good to see everybody again. On a hip-hop note, I've noticed that everybody is talkin about "Ether." It's amusing because last month it was "Takeover" burnin it up. A lot of these people haven't heard "Super Ugly," though. I think even though a lot of people on theses threads said Super Ugly is weak, I think it's gonna be just as hard as Ether because a lot of people will be impressed that Jay-Z fucked Nas' baby momma.

Sage, I ain't tryin to hate, but the Bears are garbage. They are thanking God they don't have to see the Pack because their season would be guaranteed to end that day. The Bears don't have a chance against the Rams or the Pack, in my opinion. I think they are a continuation of last year's Giants. But oh well, I'd rather the Bears win than the Packers or the Rams. But I find it unlikely. However, I'm pullin for an AFC team, even if it means cheering for the hated Ravens.

Best, again not hating, but I would suggest considering Omega Psi Phi. Kappas are nice, but they don't always get nationwide respect. Omegas always get respect, no matter what. However, Omegas have a loud, rowdy, "doggish" image, and that may not be you. But the Kappas have a pretty boy image that isn't me. So it's whatever. Even though I'm sure you know this already, I'll tell you anyway: pledging a frat at an HBCU means you gon get yo ass WHIPPED! And sometimes for no other reason than they just want to whip y'all's asses. Good luck, though. You'll be all right.

I'm out like Marty Schottenheimer in Washington. Peace!

GOD DAM WHAT YALL TRYING TO DO TO ME. MAN IMA MISS THE FIRST THREAD BUT I GUESS NEW YEAR NEW THREAD.YO AND WHOEVER IS HATIN ON ME CUZ I LEAVE MY CAPS ON FUCK YOU !!! THATS WHAT MAKES ME DIFFRENT IN THIS BOARD.ANYWAY I CANT BELIEVE THIS SHIT MY KNICKS FUCKIN SUCK MAN.WE NEED A NEW COACH.AND I DONT KNOW WHY THE HELL THEY PAID PRETTY ASS ALLEN HOUSTON ALL THAT MONEY WHEN HE AINT DOING SHIT.SPREWELL DOES ALL THE WORK.THEY SHOULD TRADE ALLEN HOUSTON,MARK JACKSON,KURT THOMAS FOR RASHEED WALLACE,DAMON STOUDAMIRE,AND BONZI WELLS I GUESS.IN THE WORDS OF MY NIGGA ARNOLD-ILL BE BACK.ONE!

GUNSHOTS!!!FUCK GAY-Z.WHATS UP NIGGAS.AYO I KNOW YOU AINT TALKING ABOUT ME DOG .YOU WHAT.FUCK GAY-Z.YOU BEEN ON MY DICK .YOU LOVE MY STYLE.FUCK GAY-Z!

Nice to see this thread is as incomprehensible as the last one.

LOX you are a punk ass you know that? Hillis is mad at me cuz i fucked his moms. Best is made because i can eat and he cant. steph is mad cuz i put it in her too hard.

Yeah LOX, the knicks are fucked up. they should have never traded the best center that ever played(Pdub aka patrick ewing) even if he is old. Yeah Q, everyone has been screamin newyork for the longest time and before all that happened NY was the butt of a lot of jokes and stuff. ive only heard someone say they feel for the people in Washington ONCE and i mean ONCE.

Seeing as half the time we talk about sports and i aint really got anything else to say, i want to know who y'all think is the best heavyweight boxer of all time. I been argueing with a couple of my friends who dont know too much about it, but for you, heres the top 5... in order!

1. Rocky Marciano (only undefeated champion, of any weight. 49 fights, 43 knock-outs)///2. Mohammed Ali (need I say more)///3. Joe Louis///4. George Foreman///5. Joe Frazier

hmmm... I know a lot of you will say Ali...

Magic Johnson for president!!!!!!!!!

If i got to talk bout hiphop, then i'ma say that pharoe monch dont get enough recognition. And when the fuck is spliff star, or any other flipmode member apart from rah digga and bus, gonna release an album?

"Oh! There they go! There they go! Everytime I start talkin about boxin, a White person got to pull Rocky Marciano out they ass! That's they one! That's they one! Rocky Marciano! Rocky Marciano! Let me tell you something once and for all... Rocky Marciano was good, but comparedto Joe Louis? Rocky Marciano ain't shit!"

- barbershop guy Eddie Murphy played in "Coming To America"

Sorry, 3:16, but when you had Rocky Marciano as #1, I always think of that shit. Anyway, I supposed you don't know about that man Cassius Clay. Rocky Marciano DID beat Joe Louis' ass, but he didn't want it with Cassius Clay, Jr. For those of you who are wondering, Cassius Clay, Jr. is Muhammad Ali before he became Muslim. "His momma named him Clay, I'ma call him Clay..." Rocky Marciano probably didn't want it with your boy Lennox Louis. But if I have to say the greatest boxers ever? Here's my list...

#5 Apollo Creed #4 Clubber Lang #3 Russian Guy from Rocky IV #2 Mr. Sandman #1 Glass Joe

Moving on, what's up with the fake Big J AKA fake 3:16? He has now proven he is no older than 14 and he's gettin sloppy. Dude, there's a space in between Big J's email! I can't hate too much, but at least when I did that imposter stuff, I made it obvious who really did it. Wasn't no shame in my game, playa. If you're a grown ass man like most of are (except my homegirl Steph), hen you'll come with a real name of your own. Good luck, though, Imposter Man!

Now, for the REAL Big J... You've got to be kidding about Patrick Ewing. How can you say P-Dub was the best center ever?! He might have been the most overrated center ever. Remember how he disappeared against Houston in the Finals?! He never showed up in big series. Also, when the Knicks let him go, he was absolutely NO help to them, as you can see how he didn't help Seattle the next year, and he won't help Orlando this year. Check this. When the Pacers went to the NBA Finals, they faced the Knicks in the Eastern finals. Indiana won 4-2. Patrick Ewing sat out 2 games of that series. Those games he sat out, New York actually won. Plus, when NY made that run to the finals when they played San Antone, Ewing was injured again. P-Dub definitely has no business in the NBA anymore if he wants to leave with some dignity. But he's a grown ass man, and if somebody will take him, then I guess he'll play.

I'm out like Patrick Ewing's former skills. Peace!

OH HELL NO. This pussy had better come out of the shadows.

Yeah i exagerrated about P-dub but he was the man in his day and can still make shots and get some boards. THE FOLLOWING PLAYERS NEED TO RETIRE: Patrick Ewing, David Robinson, MJ(FOR GOOD), SHAQ (haha), Hakeem, ZO, Charles Oakly, Dan Majerle, and Grant Hill. And to that fake ass, you are a damn pervert and a punk ass pussy.

Group Hug? Cant we all just be pals? Well i have to go, im going to watch some more Barny and Friends porno videos.

The imposter/pussy made a bad mistake this time...Qoolout's email ain't SecondSage@hotmail.com....nice job dumbass

YO WHO IIS THIS NIGGA TRYING TO INFILTRATE AND xxxx EXPOSE YOURSELF BITCH !AM OUT ONE!

I apologize. It was me i am the imposter. I will tell you why too. Every time someone new tries to come to the board all you do is flame them and its not fair! LIGHTEN UP.

P.S (o )( o)

Hello. What Kazper did was weak, soft and wrong. Check him out on Blackplanet.com. To all the regulars...keep doing what you do. Kazper, you are such a wanna be. 1) Go 2 blackplanet.com-- 2) Click on guest preview-- 3) Scroll down to the box that says view member page-- 4) type in that box: aehawkeye. Kazper now what? YA RAT BASTERD! HA HA HA

Eye dunt kare, uiz awl wak.
awl tis SuXoRs.
now bak 2 Rap FITE.

kazper, you little bitch, you best not show up on this board again faggot ass puss.

Damn I have homework, and it's only the second day of classes. These professors are mad crazy yo. I knew that dolo ass imposter would confess, FUCKIN' PRICK!! Aiyo, but here is my verse, rate it from 1 to 10:

3:16 is either ludacris or tryin' to be humerous/ talkin' foolishness, actually thinkin' he can out do this/ FUCKIN' BRIT/ I'll arrange a meeting with my Tims and ya lip/ Nigga u more artificial than MTV/ don't battle me wo, that's plain blasphemy/ I'll rip ya FACE OFF like John Travolta, now LOOK WHO'S TALKING/ flows so ill, you'll catch SATURDAY NIGHT FEVER on Wednesday mornin'/ i spit more precisely than Caucasians makin' moonshine/ dun acts hardcore, but we all know he's benign/ terrified of 'The Best' with Goosebumps like R.L. Stine/ amateur nigga, I'll lend you a few of my rhymes/cause you'll never defeat me, at least not in this lifetime/ aight, enough about that coward, what about this lyrical scholar/ a gifted nigga, in the future look for my face on the dollar/ you can't stop the force of this creation/ I flow hard like a cock during masturbation/ spittin' reality while making love to the microphone/ call me the master, holdin' more keys than a xzylaphone/ continuously spittin' bars from the top of the dome/ if not then they're expressed through the almight pen/ plagiarism and me are similiar to the yang and the yin/ niggaz be sayin' "I swear, The Best is like no other"/ You know why.....cause I cocked 3:16's mom, and gave him a brother....mothafucka

Aiyo Q, the website to hear those Cock A Fella disses to Nas and the Lox is http://www.angelfire.com/va3/rocastuff. In the words of LOX "IM OUT"!! ~1~

"As a music dude I mastered this rubix cube"-Nas

What up peeps? Kazper? I know you ain't talking. You? You hating on us? You been following the board. You love our style.

Kazper, where do I start? You fake cuz. I already spoke on your nonsense on the last board, but I didn't call your name. But now my friend, you leave me no choice. Should I address how I've seen you posting on some other places saying how tight Nas is and then you come on our joint hating on him? Or should I mention how you called Best an Illegal Alien from Africa and then turned around and gave him props for his lyrics (the same day)? Or should I mention how you started your own rap thread and people came on there and "murdered you on your own thread"? LOL I know...I'll speak on how you look up to me. You wanna post as Qoolout, huh? You wanna be my son? Okay, go head. But next time, call yourself Qoolout Jr. And thanx for calling me the leader of the board. I never proclaimed to be the leader, but I understand why you see me as the leader... me being your father figure and all. I don't mind too much when you post as "Qoolout." I feel flattered. I sit back watching you like a proud dad, watching his only son that made it. But why are you mad? (Tell em why you mad son--tell em why you mad!) Is it because we hurt your feelings? We never called you a vet? I remember my boy LOX took it to you once. Is that why you are hurt? Well, the thread is harsh, hug us, don't reject us, or write post to disrespect us, as kazper or with an alias. I can go on, but I think that's enough, like you said I'd say "Can't we all be pals?" How about that group hug now? You need one, right? H-Wood, you forgot to mention J-Dolo, but you get props for making the saga continue. You got any codes to GTA? Zebedee, thanx for making the link. How long you been following us? 3:16, what up, hows that niece/neph? You know we qool, but Best gave it to you with them lyrics. Best, I was feeling that rhyme and thanx for that info on them disses; I'll let y'all know what I think about them. Hillis, Glass Joe? Naw, you should have put the green transparent man. You know the one made out of boxes (I think)? Or Super Macho Man; it took me forever to get pass cuz. LOL Big J, I'm glad someone feels me about the D.C. Sept. 11 thing. But Jordan shouldn't retire yet. I been sticking by the Wizards/Bullets since day one and we never had a true shot, but finally we got one. He ain't in his prime, but we had Juwan the year before, remember? Steph, yeah he made a mistake, but he had no idea how big, lol, holla. Oh yeah, did y'all see Suge Knight on Carson's show?

now i can understand how ya'll is all upset and shit. and im not even gonna plead a case cause it aint no way of ya'll believin me but this hoe ass imposter got me too.i aint type that shit. #1 big gay,.... i aint said shit to yo sensitive, illiterate ass so why the fuck you fuckin with me. #2 koolout. dog, i couldnt call you the leader of your own religion, even if you were the only follwer, without feeling sorry bout ya, #3 real deal,...... so,you seen my site, glad you approve of it, what im sposed to deny it, fuck you, like im sposed to be scared, and run away. bitch, i like to see my hoes checkin up on me. keep up the good work. so theres other threads with my name in it? wow, for a nigga yall claim to hate, i sure get a lot of attention from somebody, is this like an initiation for this thread? try to weed out the weak people who try to infiltrate? thats sooooo cool. wow man, i mean, really wow....... (shakin my head) now i aint had no beef with no body in this mufuck but one person, which was lox, and it really wasnt beef, just a differnce of opinions, and i figured that shit was squashed, and i understand how yall think you have to defend yourselves when that faggot imposter typed my name in, and i dont hold no grudge i thought id let yall know that. but from now on, ummm..........naw fuck dat, do what you do playa,have yo fun.cause i could care less what any o yall think bout me, i'll tell you this though,.........

........bet a nigga aint going nowhere.

get some.

hee,....hee,...ha,...ha,... chuckle......

O.K, I'm sorry, what I did was stoopid for real. Yeah koolout, you roght bout my own thread, but if dudes want to light me up I dont really care. I like the attention!

SORRY!

Well kid, its good you saw sence. Now get the fuck off this thead dumbass!

Q, my new nephew is doing cool. His moms got him in baby tims and his dad wants him to play soccer.

Back (SHIT! I did it again!) I said I was gonna stop, you carried on, you can kiss my ass. Just dont take a bite, I know how hungry you can get. If you want to keep the beef alive, just say so... I got no problem with it.

Now Hillis, how are you gonna say shit bout my man Marciano? Dude was in 49 fights, won all of them, 43 by knockout. No champ in ANY weight has ever managed to stay UNDEFEATED! Cassius Clay, Mohammed Ali, whatever the fuck dudes call him, was THE GREATEST. But the greatest doesn't mean the best.... By the way, I meant to include Jack Dempsey in the top 5.

They got a best album poll on hiphopgame.com, hmmm... Nas is up front (bout 43%), Hova second(24%), Jadakiss 3rd with bout 5%. Then it wu- tang followed by Mobb deep. HAHA! QBs finest got 8 votes out of nearly 4000!

Since nobody knows much about boxing i'ma shut up.

Big shout outs to all the vets again, Kazper can kiss everyones ass at the same time.

Peace

HA HA HA! Damn this shit makes me laugh, I don't even know why. Its just corny like that... heres a quote directly from Mr aehawkeye...

lovable child at heart, man in mind, and animal.........

he he!

Since i couldnt persuade none af y'all to talk bout boxing much, apart from the valid contribution from Hillis (i aint to sure about Appollo Creed though). I'ma talk bout something else. Who do y'all think is the the best member of the Wu-Tang Clan. In order... 1. Method Man///2. RZA///3. Ghostface Killa. The rest i cant decide.

Peace

3:16 I know a lot about boxing but just don't have the time to type because I am too caught up in reading each post I run out of time. But you are right about Rock he is ONE of the greatest not "The Greatest" times have changed a lot since his retirement. There was a rumor he was afraid of losing he retired early to save his legendary streak. Only a rumor but could be true! I have some my favorites but they would not be in my greatest catagory though. Roberto Duran, The Hitman, Riddick "The Lennox Killer" Bowe, Hector Comacho. IO use to like Frank Bruno until he got ate up by Tyson. My current favorites is Roy Jones, Sugar Shane, Floyed Maryweather, and the whole welterweight division. I will talk more on boxing and rap later today when I get home. I have to get back to my class in a few so until then take care!

kazper like i said to my potential victim who i shall adress later in this post, you might as well keep my name out your post because you do want none. Qoolout's(first time i spelled it out might i add) Post has to be the greatest post on this thread and the old one for real. 3:16 i hope you aint talkin shit about the bridge yo. been 3 times you done backed down and dont make it a fourth. oh and phil jackson IS very overrated and I thing anyone who could hace coached jordan or kobe and shaq could have won those championships, even a blind and def seamonkey...yeah. AND DID ANYONE SEE MY MAN AI SCORE 58 POINTS BEATING THAT SPOILED HOLLYWOOD BOY KOBES 56 LAST NIGHT? oh and how old is this fag kazper the friendly hoe anyways? yeah IM young but like prodigy said "I'm only seventeen but my mind is old and when the things get for real my warm heart turns cold". And again major props to Q on that post.

"Now the year's new, I lay my game flat I want my spot back, take two Motherfuckers mad cause I blew, niggaz envious Too many niggaz on my dick(kazper), shit strenuous"- Biggie Smalls

"Hope you got a rope to hang yourself I rob for self, from QUEENS, where else? Fat like a Lexus coupe, I'll rip your troop Not even Lois Lane could get the scoop What you think I'm stupid?(mother fucker) My crew is mad deep I hope you niggas sleep"-Biggie Smalls

hollywood, i have no beef, your names not in my mouth. and im actually proud of 3:16, youre pretty good on doing yourhomework,how'd you find my page. you may need to be a privite I. like inspector gadget or something. you must have an account. and you must have me saved as a friend, cause i havent used that log on in a while. thats not the only one i have. see if you can find out the other ones, they may make you laugh too. but you fail to realize, why do you give me so much attention,...........................

you fake ass cyber thugs make me laugh.now if it doesnt apply to you dont get offended. they know who im talking about.

haters (shaking my head)

kazper, ure bitching at everyone to stop bitching at u but its ure fault, ure provoking it. if u want it to stop, then don't act like u did in ure last mssg. i beleive u tho that it wasn't u.

no disrespect to 3:16 but Best, that verse wuz mad tight. definately one of my favs on the thread. well the old one lol. and Q that post wuz niiiice.

3:16, my fav Wu-Tang members are MethodMan, RedMan, and Ghostface Killa.

Does anyone here have Iron Flag? Is it worth buying? cuz im thinkin of getting it.

Big J and Steph thanx for the props on my post. "You love our style," had me laughing as I was typing it. Kazper, leave me alone dogg. I could be wrong, but I think it was you. It's simple as that. What's this you're saying about my religion? You did say that right? Don't go there cuz. I ain't even get started with you yet. Don't make me do it friendly ghost, cuz I'll over do it. Don't make me expose you to the folks that don't know you. Bottom line, leave me alone and I'll leave you alone...Jr. Billy, yeah I look at the other boards sometimes, but I usually just post here. 3:16, that direct quote had me rolling, lol.

This ain't directed at kazper, or any specific person. This is posted to anyone who feels the vets "flame" newcomers...

Grow up! Be a man or a woman! Shit, this ain't no thread for the weak- hearted. You can't come in here and expect us to hold your hand. We are pretty adamant about our opinions and we are extremely intense when we defend our views. But for the most part, it's all love. I mean, there's beef on the thread. I been involved in most of it. But damn, don't be scared. Say what you gotta say. It's the internet! It's ok to be a thug in here. I wouldn't know any of you if you smacked me on the ass, so I say whatever I want. I don't give a fuck. I'm havin fun. Say whatever you want. But if you come in here dissin Nas, be prepared to have The Best or Big J on that ass. If you diss DC, Qoolout gon be all on ya. Diss England, and 3:16 will be there to represent. And try to diss DA SOUTH, I'm gon have none of it. Come in here talkin nonsense, like Jay is better than Nas cuz he has more money, we gon be on that ass. We ain't got time for no two line bullshit, just cuz you impressed yo name and opinion is on an internet site. We put thought into what we post, so when we see some bullshit, we ain't gonna respond positively. I mean, say what you got say, and be out. But be prepared for somebody disagreein with you. Don't get all mad and offended cuz we don't respect your belief that Method Man ghostwrites for Mariah Carey. Or we don't agree with your definition of freestylin. Or whatever. Get a backbone, post, come back read our responses, and post again. It ain't that hard. DAMN!

Now, back to the point. Rocky Marciano didn't want to see Balrog from Street Fighter II. Just kidding. Rocky Marciano? Please. He was a bad boy, but just cuz he went undefeated don't mean shit. I mean Boston won all them titles BEFORE Jordan's Bulls and Phil's Lakers and Tim Duncan's Spurs or Hakeem's Rockets. Marciano in an era where boxers are stronger, faster, and have studied the greats? Come on. These muthafuckas would get in Marciano's ass. Look at Cassius Clay, Jr. Had he been able to keep boxin, it's no tellin what he could have done. And I'm tellin you, 3:16, I ain't tryin to divide and conquer but Marciano couldn't tie Lennoz Louis' shoes! Nor could he beat him in a boxing match...

How come a lot of niggas don't like Kobe? I ain't tryin to call out Big J cuz my boy back home hates Kobe, too. And I know a lot of niggas at school who hate him. Why? I mean, the nigga is definitely "different." He be on some other shit. Plus, that whole, "sometimes I dream that he is me" (I-wanna-be-Jordan) shit... But you can't hate Kobe for bein Jordan. We all want to be like Mike in our respective ways. Kobe can't help it he's one of the few who could realistically be the "Air Apparent."

Another thing, Method Man is the ONLY good member of Wu-Tang in my opinion. And Ghostface Killah?! That nigga is garbage times 100. That Bulletproof Wallets garbo? Come on, fellas. "And Lord knows what I'ma do to him!" Them lyrics on that song are horrible! Ghostface has no skills in my modest opinion. Wu-Tang ain't been good since the mid 90s. They been fell off.

I'm out like Rocky Marciano if he had ever met up with Cassius Clay, Jr. Peace!

Steph, Redman ain't in Wu-Tang.

But wait! There's more! Am I the only one who wants to smack Jay-Z for the way he puts his hidden tracks on his CDs (Blueprint and Vol. 3)? If I want to hear em, I have to fast forward through shit! Why the fuck did he do that bullshit? Why didn't he just make em regular tracks or AT LEAST have em separated on the CD? Damn! Niggas be killin me with they bright ideas...

When Shaq and Kobe first came to the LA they were my favorite team and at that time i liked shaq and hated Kobe for no reason and honestly i had no reason. oh wait i remember now i when he was a rook he hogged the ball and stuff. But now i hate Shaq and KIND OF like Kobe, he got skills.I think the people who hate him that badly dont really watch basketball much. Ghostface is pretty much garbage but i like some of his stuff off the W cd like the "i cant go to sleep" song and the last song on the cd. But the best ones on wutang are Methodman(nothing compaired to doc though), Inspeckadec(i dont see why most cats dont feel him, lyricly hes up there with em), GZA his lyrics are tight but delivery sucks, and OL DIRY HAHAHAHAHA. ahem, I forgot to mention how yet again Best has destroyed 3:16 on the mic, i imagined that to the "Long Kiss Goodnight" beat.

Yeah Hillis that shit pissed me off with all that hidden shit.

yeah whoops, i dunno where that came from lol. 3rd preference would be Ol Dirty Bastard, not cuz hes great, he isn't in my opinion, but hes entertaining shit.
and can someone plz respond as to whether or not Iron Flag is any good? thankssss

Steph, Iron Flag is one of the tightest albums of the year. Now i had it for a while there are some tracks that I keep skipping, but the rest is real hot. Big J, I didn't say shit bout QB, I said the QBs finest album is wack... whos backing down?

Mr Kazper (Casper) the Friendly Ghost, I dont need to be no private eye to find shit on you. The instructions are posted up this thread! Maybe i will be a snoop and find some more shit, but maybe not. But please tell me you didn't write this:

"Hey guys, as you can see on my profile I`m 20, 5`7, 165lbs. I`m not in college because of my line of work. I`m in a five man singing group called "FOOTSTEPS". I`m a singer, song writer, musician. This is what I do. This is what I love. So I can actually say that I`am living one of my biggest dreams. and if you guys are still wondering (we are all getting college tutorers)" If you didnt write it, then I must of got another Kazper, ah well...

And if thats a picture of you... hmmm...

Personally, I think in a Marciano vs Ali fight (both at their peak), Marciano would get a knock-out in round 12 or later. By the way, did any of y'all see when Henry Cooper had Ali on his ass so bad his corners needed to tear Ali's glove to extend the break between rounds. Ali got saved by the bell, but theres no way he would of made the count. He won the fight cos Cooper had a real bad cut over his left eye.

Yeah, I got to say Back (DAMN!) did alright on the rhymes he put up, but like I said Best (got it right that time), do you want it?

"try the wu hate, duck, you can suck my/watch the block get clear when I buck my/boomerang darts, you cant duck my/no tellin' which clan man you got struck by" - RZA

Peace

Shame that i gotta say this to all you niggaz but Jay-Z FELL OFF in 98 and has rarely been hot since, truth is he went pop and jumped on the MTV dick, he's got some hot verses on Blueprint but there's a lot of flash bullshit in between, Nas is REAL again on Stillmatic. Resurection. Believe, he fell off and went pop and did shit like that ego bullshit "Hate me now" video but he's hot again now. Hova needs to get back to the streets, he's got too much now and that's showing.

Damn, I go for an overnight work trip and this thread gets flooded. I got some scores to settle. First off 3:16, if that was you responding to me it was uncalled for. I was responding to the fake posing as you. That had nothing to do with you. SecondSagely, the fake poster, this is the net like Hillis said, show your true identity. My opinion, if you want to know the truth, is that some jealous cat from another thread is pissed because their thread can't jump off. I found this thread not from Greenspun but from Yahoo, a search on the Nas/Jay-Z beef.

Oh yeah, speaking of hillis, I don't give a fuc if DA BEARS are garbage, they was my team when they had garbage records. So now they my playoff with a bye garbage (BEARS since '84). I could never watch them play cause I'm in Carolina and had to see the wack ass PANTHERS every week.

The greatest boxer is Roy Jones and and Bald Bull.

As far as the whole two-week poster status, I been here before halloween. I though about posting on other sites but this thread is the sheez-hot. This is the best thread on Nas/Jay-z. I went on jackin4beats.com and you talk about immature. Those cats can't be over 15.

Now, back to the topic (this seems to be my trademark). Nas is the shit right now, Any questions????

Don't forget........

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Catskill, NY 10287

What a boring discussion. It is time for some education here. I hereby present a runthrough of the 1970s career of the greatest singer/songwriter of all time, Elton John.

1970 March "Border Song", featuring the Barbara Moore Choir, is released but, despite strong UK airplay, fails to chart. April The Elton John Band makes its live debut at the Roundhouse in Camden Town, supporting T.Rex. May (9) John again plays piano on an Abbey Road Studio session for the Hollies, on "I Can't Tell The Bottom From The Top" (and is guest organist on their "Perfect Lady Housewife", for inclusion on CONFESSIONS OF THE MIND). Aug (22) Having signed to MCA Records' Uni subsidiary in the US at the invitation of label boss Russ Regan, "Border Song", from ELTON JOHN, marks his US singles chart debut, at #92. (25) John makes his live Stateside debut, accompanied by regular sidemen, bassist Dee Murray (b. David Murray Oates, Apr. 3, 1946, Southgate, London) and Nigel OLsson (b. Feb 10, 1949, Wallasey, Lancs.) on drums, performing at the 20th-anniversary celebrations for Doug Weston's Troubadour in Los Angeles, CA, opening for singer/songwriter David Ackles. With Leon Russell and Quincy Jones in the audience, John will later claim that the "awesome" reviews of this performance changed his life. Oct (3) ELTON JOHN enters the US chart. It is produced by Gus Dudgeon, and features the first Elton John Band, with John on vocals and keyboards, Dee, Olsson, and Quaye on guitar. (31) John begins his freshman US tour at the Boston Tea Party, Boston, MA. Nov (12-15) He plays the Fillmore West, supporting the Kinks. (17) A concert in New York, NY forms a live radio broadcast for station WPLJ (and is recorded for album release in 1971). (20-21) John plays at the Fillmore East, New York, with Leon Russell headlining.

1971 Jan (23) Ballad "Your Song" hits US #8. (30) TUMBLEWEED CONNECTION, featuring Dusty Springfield as a backing vocalist, hits UK #6. Dick James enlists Motown label manager John Reid as John's personal manager. He will remain with the singer for 27 years. Feb (6) ELTON JOHN hits US #4. (13) "Your Song" hits UK #7, as TUMBLEWEED CONNECTION hits US #5. (17) ELTON JOHN is certified gold by the RIAA. Mar (3) John plays the Royal Festival Hall, London, during his current UK tour. (22) The RIAA certifies gold sales of TUMBLEWEED CONNECTION. Apr (3) ELTON JOHN reaches UK #11. (24) John's title song from the film "Friends" makes US #34, as he embarks on a major UK tour, set to end in June. May (1) 17-11-70, from the November concert in New York, reaches UK #20, as soundtrack album, FRIENDS, reaches US #36, having been certified gold by the RIAA on April 6th. July (10) 11-17-70 (the month and day inverted for the US version), reaches US #11. Nov John embarks on a major UK tour.

More to follow.

"Oh my God, it's him." "Who, Who is it?" The Best mothafuckas. Aiyo Kazper, plain and simple if it's you doing the cloning....STOP IT!! Damn Hillis, I guess we just don't agree on music dun. How can you say the Wu is garbage. Are you serious? They have two classic albums under their belts in "36 Chambers" and "Iron Flag". Everybody on the Wu is lyrically tight except for U-God, ODB, and Cappadona (well he's not a member anymore). And Method Man is not the nicest in the camp, maybe most commercial/popular, but no where near being the nicest. That title has to go to either Raekwon or Gza. Every track those two individuals have ever spit on are flames. You also think Ghostface is garbage? Once again, are you serious? Ghostface has a classic album in "Ironman" and two solid lp's in "Supreme Clientele" and "Bulletproof Wallets". I'm not going to lie, Ghostface does have his share of subpar joints, but he also has some fire tracks with blazing lyrics. Also, in my opinion Raekwon has one of the best albums in the 90's in "Only Built For Cuban Linx". You niggaz probably have never heard of this, but trust me that joint is FLAMES!! All in all though the Wu are nice, niggaz aren't feelin' them cause they don't comprehend their lyrics, or they aren't feelin' Rza's production. If your not lyrically "caught up" in hip hop, you won't consider any of the Wu albums. Oh yeah Steph, Redman is not a member of Wu Tang LMAO, it's alright though you would think that since him and Meth are with eachother so damn much. And speakin' of Redman, I feel dun is the reason why Meth has lyrically fallen off. He has lowered himself to Redman's level of spittin'. Listen to Meth's old shit, and listen to his new shit....BIG DROP OFF IN LYRICISM!! Oh and 3:16, do I want what......FUCKIN' FAGGOT!! Nigga you figure it out. Damn you British mothafuckas are slow. (Was that too harsh?). And for the record, that "back" joke is offically old (it deserves the joke veto), you have used that joint way too much. It's a new year time for some new jokes, eh? Aiyo Q, did you peep those disses yet. In my opinion everybody's diss was garbage except for Oskeeno's to Nas, dun said "fuck movin' units, this is deeper than music/ u GOT URSELF A GUN, but will not use it". Oh and speakin' of those Cock A Fella disses can anyone tell me why the fuck is Sigel trying to rhyme like BIG, and Freegay like Pac LMAO. "Oh my God he's leaving." "Who, Who's leaving?" The Best mothafuckas. ~1~

"It started off on the Island, AK Shaolin niggaz wildin/ Old folks scream : stop the violence!"-The Chef Raekwon

hey nigga what the fuck you doing? this is Jiggaman vs. lame-ass Nas not some fucking vh1 forum about faggots like Elton John. who the fuck are you? shut the fuck up arsehole and leave us to talk about hot shit.

Elton is kinda wack y'all.

Yo and tanks to Elton I got into this bith yall
check
this
shit
out!

Sincer her debut in 1988, Sarah McLachlan's atmospheric folk-pop has gained a devoted following of fans not only in Canada, where she has established star status, but also in the U.S. and U.K. Each album has shown her growing both as a musician and songwriter, continually redefining herself and emerging as a major voice in the growing Adult Alternative Pop format. Sarah McLachlan was born in Halifax, Nova Scotia on January 28, 1968 where she took vocal training in addition to classical piano and guitar lessons as a child. After a year of art training at the Nova Scotia School of Design, while fronting a new wave band, October Game, Nettwerk Records approached her for a solo deal. She initially turned it down in favor of continued studies, but took them up on the offer in late 1987 and relocated to Vancouver. On the strength of her debut, 1988's Touch, she was signed to Arista for international distribution. The album eventually reached gold status in Canada and was reissued worldwide in 1989. In 1991, she followed up with Solace, an impressive collection that showed a great leap in songcraft and built a strong cult following in the U.S. In September 1992, following a 14-month promotional tour, McLachlan traveled to Cambodia and Thailand for work on a Canadian-sponsored documentary on poverty and child prostitution, World Vision. Inspired by her experiences, she retreated to a secluded house outside of Montreal to write material for her next album. After six months in a Montreal studio with collaborator/producer Pierre Marchand, Fumbling Toward Ecstasy, her strongest and most personal effort to date, was released in late 1993. The album peaked in the U.S. charts at number 50 and by the end of 1994, it reached platinum status after 62 weeks on the chart. "Possession," the single from the album, broke the Top 100 and received considerable airplay, especially on modern rock radio, where it reached number 14. "Good Enough" also found a home in that format, reaching number 16. The Freedom Sessions, consisting mainly of alternate versions of tracks from Fumbling, was released in 1995, and Rarities, B-Sides and Other Stuff, a collection of non-LP tracks and remixes, was issued in Canada in 1996. In 1997, McLachlan began work on her fourth album, the enormously successful Surfacing, which debuted at number two on the pop albums chart. In addition to her own albums, she has contributed tracks to several cause-related releases, provided the theme for the film Brothers McMullen ("I Will Remember You"), and organized the Lilith tour, a package tour focusing on emerging women singer/songwriters. 1999 saw the release of the live album Mirrorball.

― -- Eltonplaher (nigga6836@yahoo.co.uk), Wednesday, 16 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

yo wat the fuck is this Elton John and Sarah McLachlan shit??

the blueprint.

yo wat the fuck is this Elton John and Sarah McLachlan shit??

Clearly the next step is an in-depth analysis of superstring theory.

o.k. that's it. It's official, if you notice the Hip Hop Haters are showing their face. I don't even want to respond to Elton John and sarah lee posts. The topic is Jay-Z / Nas hip-hop throw down? & other throw-downs? Pt. 2: The Saga Continues.

If you can't talk about hip-hop battles, get the fuck off this post. Their topics get no play so they got to come and Invade ours. I don't care what music you listen to, this is a Hip-Hop thread. You will respect hip-hop as it is an art. To those of you who don't care for hip hop, but want to be a nusiance and not get the fuck off this thread, (oh yeah, fuck grammar, english is a bastard language anyway) notice that hip-hop has many aspects. We have our own debates as to the importance of beats and production vs lyrics. We don't need any other discussion of other types of music, especially shit that was goin on before we were born. Hip Hop stands on it's own.

Hip hop has it's own talent structure. The art of rapping is the ability to talk to a rhythm. That's what RAP stands for "rhythm and poetry". The rhythm is assisted by the beat. Rap was Rap before it was Rap Music. Rap is so versatile that it has the ability to draw from any kind of music. Even that Elton john character. People try to grade Rap on the music it uses but beats are merely a support mechanism. So, therefore all arguments on this thread will concern hip-hop (with a tolerable sports bar break).

To the vets, I apologize for responding to the alternative prick elton john poster. I will now ask that they all are on the ignore list.

Back to the topic, I haven't heard any new Nas diss except "supa ugly". But from what I'm hearin, damn, there must be about a hundred million. Everytime someone posts, I'm hearin about a new Nas diss.

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Elton John can kiss my ass, actually nah, he'd like that, so he can kiss the ass of whoever the fuck put his name up here. Sarah McChicken can kiss my ass, who the fuck is Sarah McChicken? THIS IS A HIP HOP THREAD, IF YOU CAN'T TALK ABOUT HIP HOP GET THE FUCK OFF! Muthafuckin' Elton John, please!

Shit, I almost forgot... To the Back (SHIT!!!!!!!) Anyone else reading this may notice that i have been greatly influenced by D- 12s "Purple pills"

Cool, Calm, just like Back's mom/with a couple of balls inside her palm/its Ms Nchekpube with some cum on her sleeve/but the Bests been paralysed like Christopher Reeves/I cant describe the vibe I get/when I fire off 12 shots, and 9 I hit/oh shit, I hit your moms left tit/your trailer park door, and 7 of her foster kids/This thread makes me hallucinate/the Back trys to rap then he tries to hate/so we see dumb shit start happening/kinda like the Best trying to rhyme again/so Back Back c'mon Back (gunshots) I said c'mon Back/to them people in yo' house getting high off crack/to them kiddies in the street shoutin' BEST IS WACK/little bullshit better ask around/3:16 just sold your sister a pound/yo' Best I think yo' mommas crashing out/she must of suffocated with my dick in her mouth

...he he

To all the vets, nuff love, to Elton John and Sarah McChicken, Shut the hell up!

Peace

LOL. Where do I start? 3:16, that line about "Please tell me you didn't write this" was too funny. And the part about "I don't need to be no private eye to find stuff, the instructions are posted" was nice too. Steph. I never really been a fan of Wu so I can't say too much about them. I will say that I like a lot of the Meth singles that I heard like the joint with Mary J and Ex Girlfriend. Now that man Redman, I hate his style. Sorry to the Redman fans, but that man spits nonsense. I see your point Best, maybe that is why I'm not feelin Meth like before. Oh yeah, I like a few of Ghostface's singles too, like "All that I Got" and "Never be the Same" but to tell you the truth, I never heard an entire GF CD. Best, I heard half of the disses (thanx again) like 1-8 and them joints were close to terrible. Now I figured you were kind of hating because they were spittin' about Nas but I gotta agree with ya. And I was thinking the same thing about that line "Got ur self a gun, but won't use it." That was pretty good, but that does not excuse the other nonsense I heard. Now I didn't hear all of them yet so maybe it'll get better. Sage, I gotta say something about Elton. Whoever is trying to start a discussion about that man needs to move on. But for real, I don't think they really want a discussion, they just wanna hate on our joint and bring nonsense. Hopefully they had their fun and are finished. Hillis and Big J, I hate that hidden track bull. I think he did that because of bootlegging. I don't know, it's just a theroy. Lastly, I don't think we realize how big we made this thread. I was on a completely different site the other day and I saw a link to our old board. I think many post here, but even more just follow it without posting. All you non posters, go ahead and post and let us know what y'all think, or if you don't wanna do that, hit me on the email. Holla. Oh yeah, once again I gotta play the Jigga role and give myself props on that other post, LOL. "You? You love our style." Who said that? Who but Qool? LOL (and Nas lol)

Best, how do you like this line by Nas?: "God's Son" across the belly, the boss of rap /you saw me in Belly with thoughts like that to take it back to Africa. Not the deepest song but a somewhat deep line. Thus I feel it.

But you, without Sarah there would be no loving for the orginal Old dirty bastard... MC Serge Gainsbourg. MC Gainsbourg was the dirty old man of popular music; a French singer/songwriter and provocateur notorious for his voracious appetite for alcohol, cigarettes and women, his scandalous, taboo-shattering output made him a legend in Europe but only a cult figure in America, where his lone hit "Je T'Aime...Moi Non Plus" stalled on the pop charts -- fittingly enough -- at number 69.

Born Lucien Ginzberg in Paris on April 2, 1928, his parents were Russian Jews who fled to France following the events of the 1917 Bolshevik uprising. After studying art and teaching, he turned to painting before working as a bar pianist on the local cabaret circuit. Soon he was tapped to join the cast of the musical Milord L'Arsoille, where he reluctantly assumed a singing role; self-conscious about his rather homely appearance, MC Gainsbourg initially wanted only to carve out a niche as a composer and producer, not as a performer.

Still, he made his recording debut in 1958 with the album Du Chant a la Une!; while strong efforts like 1961's L'Etonnant MC Gainsbourg and 1964's MC Gainsbourg Confidentiel followed, his jazz-inflected solo work performed poorly on the charts, although compositions for vocalists ranging from Petula Clark to Juliette Greco to Dionne Warwick proved much more successful. In the late 1960s, he befriended the actress Brigitte Bardot, and later became her lover; with Bardot as his muse, MC Gainsbourg's lushly-arranged music suddenly became erotic and delirious, and together, they performed a series of duets -- including "Bonnie and Clyde," "Harley Davidson" and "Comic Strip" -- celebrating pop culture icons.

MC Gainsbourg's affair with Bardot was brief, but its effects were irrevocable: after he became involved with constant companion Jane Birkin, they recorded the 1969 duet "Je T'Aime...Moi Non Plus," a song he originally penned for Bardot complete with steamy lyrics and explicit heavy breathing. Although banned in many corners of the globe, it reached the top of the charts throughout Europe, and grew in stature to become an underground classic later covered by performers ranging from Donna Summer to Ray Conniff.

MC Gainsbourg returned in 1971 with Histoire de Melody Nelson, a dark, complex song cycle which signalled his increasing alienation from modern culture: drugs, disease, suicide and misanthropy became thematic fixtures of his work, which grew more esoteric, inflammatory and outrageous with each passing release. Although MC Gainsbourg never again reached the commercial success of his late-1960s peak, he remained an imposing and controversial figure throughout Europe, where he was both vilified and celebrated for his shocking behavior, which included burning 500 francs on a live television broadcast and recording a reggae version of the sacred "La Marseillaise."

MC Gainsbourg also created a furor with the single "Lemon Incest," a duet with his daughter, the actress Gainsbourg Boo. In addition, he posed in drag for the cover of 1984's Love on the Beat, a collection of songs about male hustlers, and made sexual advances towards Whitney Houston on a live TV broadcast. Along with his pop music oeuvre, MC Gainsbourg scored a number of films, and also directed and appeared in a handful of features, most notably 1976's Je T'Aime...Moi Non Plus, which starred Birkin and Andy Warhol mainstay Joe Dallesandro. He died on March 2, 1991.

Notice how no more imposters come in since Kazper the friendly hoe confessed. Q i got some GTA codes here http://www.grand-theft-auto 3.com/Grand_Theft_Auto_3.htm

and lol the heat beat the lakers. and fuck that faggot elton john

oh and Stillmatic is now platinum.

If you haven't figured it out by now then you should know that kazper is retaliating against the vets on this board with pasting the elton jhon stuff on here. I think we have found our new replacement for Manny. Well I haven't said much about the whole situation but Kazper if you are reading this I think you should have chosen a better way to resolve the problem. Yeah you are right the majority of us don't like new commers. Mostly because they are too typical! I think Qool, Hillis and a few others have said it before. When they come on here they say stuff that we already know, or stuff that is just plain ignorant. As us being regulars we have to establish that nonsence will not be tollorated. Kazper you seem pretty smart, no offence but a soldier doesn't go to war aginst an army with a stick and two stones. That means you are aginst a lot of people and it is a war you can't win. You have to choose the right battles to get into. This one you should back out of. This could get real heated on here and it wouldn't bring the best case senerio. This board is similar to a pit- bull in some ways. If you feed it gun powder and hot sause for 10 years then it knows not the taste of many fruits but the taste of flesh for the first times taints the pit-bull's mind. Then all hell breaks loose from that point on, it becomes hungry and ferosious with finding the next flesh that walks by. Then in an instant the colprate becomes the prey. And when one pit-bull goes many follow. And that flesh is is hovered and devalwered by them and they eat the dead carcus until it rots and has no taste. Don't become that piece of flesh that doesn't get away!

Thanx Big J, I gotta check out that site. What up Hollywood? I don't know if that was kazper or not on that last post because if it wasn't, the "imposter" got kazper's e mail wrong. It's either that or an attempt to prove that he's not the imposter. Either way do what you do cuz. I won't even address this foolishness further. If that's how you get your kicks, I can't stop you.

Yo Hollywood i really don't think it wuz kaspar. u know wat i think, on the old thread remember that dude who said he'd spent 4 hours reading every single post on the thread? and then he never posted again and u'd think he would after reading it all.......maybe it wuz him?

WHAT UP YALL IAM SO BORED I DONT KNOW WHAT TO FUCKIN WRITE YO.AM OUT ONE!

LOL @ LOX
hehe

ROTFLOL @ LOX. A pitbull, wow, thats so deep. Its a deep thought. Wow, it truely does boggle the mind.

deep
man.

Truely deep.

Howdie! Yo, you ppl gotta stop listenin to this shit. Seriously, you gotta peep Knights of the Realm. It's Christian Rap, y'all. You all reppin these punk ass niggas who go around shooting niggas.

Peace Out Erica

The God Has returned to his many admirers and i see how you drag queens have tryed to make another thread huh? Coolout,Hillis,Lox-you THree bithces are still doing this since I left god dont you ,have school,work or things to do-you Fuckin dorks.I have gone to many country`s and cultures since i left so i am havin fun.I just decide to drop by here and see how you cheerleaders were doing,because i got more important stuff to do.Who the fuck is this Steve Austin wanna be,and Big gay,lets not forget about Kazper what kind of name is that is that the only name you could think of you fool.Anyway you kids get a life allright,read a book or something ok.about the NaS/Jay-Z battle I really think Nas took this one.allright buddies............................................................... .........HASTA LA VICTORIA SIEMPRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

They need the Good News Boyz, them be Olde testemant schoolz.

hollywood

ive already establised that i cant win this war, but im in it, maybe i started it, maybe i was provoked,but im in it. sowahts the use of me running away? so that yall can keep talking 'bout me. " where did that pussy ass kazper go, guess he got the hint? " phuck dat, im in it. if i lose i lose, but i be damned yall say i ran, or even walked away. its all typing,.....what can it hurt, but some pride, and yall cant take that. this shit is fun to me, passes the time at work. i got my whole shop trippin of this shit. now the imposter, you should be able to tell what he/she posts, it be some nonsense i know im the minority in this thread, its yalls, i give yall that, but yall "gon" make room for newcomers, if i got to make room or take room. and that pit point you made, i like that. i feel you, but backing down is just somthing i just cant do. i appreciate the respect you gave, you made your point, with no bull, straight to the point. i was wondering what the hell yall was talking 'bout, we just got A.I.'s game last night, how many points was it ?54,....56... for the whole game? kobe had, i think 54, in the 1st three quarters, he didnt even play the last quarter.

who the hell is manny?

Well first off I appologize to Kazper for accusing him for putting up that last elton jhon post. I guess someone is impostering you too. Thanks to Steph and Qool for pointing that out. Also I would like to welcome back Manny. It must be a damn coinsidence that the same day I mention Manny he returns. Well a lot has happened since you left so for you get back in the mix is good for business. And lastly Kazper, I respect your pupose for fighting but you really don't relize that a lot of new commers come on here and get respect. People like me, steph, and 3:16 came on here after this thred was already filled with posts. I think I came in November or something like that. But anyways it's not like we don't allow new commers to state their opinion. But over time you get tired of immature people always comming on to the board always saying the same thing. It is too predictable! I can almost memorize what they say all the time like "Nas ain't fall off" or "Jay-z is the best rapper because he sells." Those little comments are so petty to read you just get fustrated. And on top of that they always start off by pointing out someones comments from like 4 months ago like "Man what the fuck is wrong with yall" blah blah blah! I think in order to survive on this post you need substance like my man Qool, or an unbias opinion like Steph, or a strong minded opinion like 3:16, or some battling skills like Hillis, Best, or Big J. People like that is the reason I come here. And somewhere there are diamonds in the ruff that are waiting to come out but if you come out wrong or too unconfident of your opinion then you become unoticed. I lerned that on the old post. Damn I running out of time before I have to get back to class. I will talk some more later I hope you see this Kazper and relize what I am saying because the regular have been saying this since the last post.

Look, kazper. First off, when you came in here sayin all my shit was boo boo, and had the nerve to say I was a White boy, and then falsely accused me of starting beef, I already didn't like yo ass, but I played it cool. And while I'm defending DA SOUTH, you steadily screamin DIRTY, DIRTY, but clownin me. So now I'm like "Fuck you, nigga." You come in here doin this bitchin and whinin and moanin. Look, young one, if you come in here with a muthafuckin attitude, I can guarantee I'll come back with one, too. I tried to let it slide cuz you was from DOWN HEAH, but you become more of a bitch every time you post. I don't give a fuck who the imposter is, what he does, or any of that Elton John shit. Quit bein a goddam crybaby, and post what you feel about hip-hop or sports or whatver. You talkin all this shit about wantin war, but tryin to get sympathy cause ain't but one soldier in ya army. In the words of Nasir, "NEGRO PLEASE!" Quit all this back and forth bullshit. Get a fuckin point with ya beefs. When The Best, Big J, LOX, 3:16, and I were beefin we had points. We were defending our regions and our favorite MCs or what we like about hip- hop, or whatever. So I challenge you to find a point in here to expand on, and quit cryin about bein mistreated as a newcomer. All of us was new once, and we just made a name for ourselves. Quit bitchin, quit bitchin, quit bitchin! DAMN!

Kobe had 56 in three quarters against the Grizzlies, A.I. had 58 against the Spurs in overtime. Which is harder? I say they're equal, cuz Kobe could have scored 70, but definitely not 70 against the Spurs with Shaq out or Shaq playing.

Back to boxing: I'm sorry, but Rocky Marciano loses points from me because of when he boxed. I just don't think boxers from his day could have fucked with boxers of today. They hit much harder now. But that's my humble opinion.

Manny?! I don't really think it's you, but oh well. If it is Manny, Buenos dias and shit. How's life as Qoolout's ho?

I dislike gospel rap. I feel like gospel is the only music where it is solely based on lyrics. There's no such thing as gospel "rap" it's just simply gospel. But anyway, I don't like gospel rappers because they're usually not that good, and I feel guilty about judging them musically, when it's all about praisin "da lawd."

I been meanin to say this, but I'm just now realizin it. How can y'all say Jay-Z is arrogant? How can Nas ever clown Jay about spittin BIG's lines. Come on, Nas. That blasphemy in the "Got Urself A Gun" video is, well... blasphemous! Nas, you are NOWHERE NEAR PAC OR BIG! How dare you, Nas? Recall that video and never show it again! Next thing you know Al Sharpton gon be comparing himself to Malcom and Martin! (X and Luther King Jr, not Jamal-Warner and Lawrence)...

I must admit, Ether gets hotter every time I hear it. But don't be fooled. Takeover did that, too. Are y'all fools finally feelin me that Rewind is definitely the best song on Stillmatic?

The Best, I ain't never gon deny Wu's appeal and success, but seriously, those albums you mentioned are all from 96 and before. My boy is a huge Wu-Tang fan, and he used to bump Only Built For Cuban Linx all the time. And 36 chambers, and a lot of they old shit. I never got into the Wu simply cuz I didn't feel RZA's production. But you gotta admit, Wu has fell off, and I agree, Meth has dropped, but I still say he's the best cuz the rest of the muthafuckas always been off. ODB, Rae, Ghostface, GZA, RZA, all of em are weak on the mic. However, my boy be feelin "Liquid Swords." Is that a classic, too, or is he the only one who likes it? Redman isn't that impressive, either.

Tell the truth: Y'all be bumpin MC Serge Gainsbourg...

I'm out like Shaq for three more games. Peace!

LMAO........

We got the coward hater who can't even use it's own name. Then we have Anny, oh my fault Manny, rising from te dead. LMAO.

Stillmatic is PLATNUM!!!!!!!!

I never gave a shout out to Best and Big J, for reassuring my opinion on NaS and hip hop in General. Oh yeah, another shout out to Hillis for a legitimate opposing view. Qoolout, I have issues with your opinions too but, all of us defend hip hop to the deaf of it (anyone remember that word??).

OH YEAH SPECIAL SHOUT OUT TO HOLLYWOOD FOR CREATING PART TWO IS THIS NOW FAMOUS THREAD KNOWN ALL OVER THE NET!!!!!!!(LOX STYLE,YOU LIKE??)

LOX you my boy with the all caps style that gives your grand entrance. Just tell'em why you mad son.

Oh yeah, Steph, I didn't forget you, another one ready to throw down for hip hop, hence the topic is this most hated on thread. At the rate we're going this thread will be a bitch to download by the end of the month.

Unfortunitely, the BEATS FOR CANIBUS FUND has taken a major downturn. I had to get an Infinity Q-45 with tinted windows, 55-CD Disc changer, and Platinum set of BFCF logoed rims. It's the official vehicle for the foundation. I may roll up to Soldier Field with it soliciting more mozzerella from the tailgaters. However, because of this setback, our new total is $2,375.93. As you can see, we are a long way from a timbaland, dre, or even RZA beat. Hopefully the in-fin-ite will mark as a good investment.

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Sage, sometimes I had trouble with Bald Bull, but how did you get past Sandman?

I just dodged and hit him in D face. Never hit him in the stomach. If he blocks, get ready for an uppercut soon as his body flashes.

Hillis and Sage, I know y'all don't still play that joint, do you, lol? But it was the game back in the day. Big J, that GTA site didn't work. Hillis, I don't think that's Manny either, I mean Anny. I ran cuz off along time ago; [s]he don't want it with Qool. If it ain't him, then the wanna be did his homework because it sounded like that bull Anny used to spit. Anyway, if Anny (the fake or the real)addresses moi again then history will repeat itself. Sage, yeah I don't agree with all that you post either, but I give you respect just like I give most of the other posters. I guess none of you saw Suge Knight on Carson. That man had me rolling. He said a lot, but I gotta ask is there any truth to one particular point. He said Jay was in L.A. recently and got tied up, yes, tied up and robbed. Anybody hear anything similar? And I already asked about B- print, so what's y'all's fave joint from Stillimatic and why? "One Mic" is mine.

My bad Q, that site wasnt all that anyways, heres a very good one http://www.game-revolution.com/games/codes/ps2/grand_theft_auto3.htm

Man i agree with Q, that did sound like Manny but i dont remember him using fake names like big gay but im not sure. If it was him then imagine if all of us battled him LOL he wouldnt stand a chance. oh and that motherfucker doesnt want to get me fired up cuz im ready to beef.

Oh and yall know who this is for, these are my modified quotes from shook ones.

"your simple words just don't move me you're minor, im major you all up in the game and don't deserve to be a player don't make me have to call your name out your crew is featherweight my gunshots'll make you levitate I'm only seventeen but my mind is old and when the things get for real my warm heart turns cold another nigga post bitchy, another story gets told it ain't nothin' really hey, yo dun spark the Phillie so I can get my mind off these yellowbacked niggas why they still here I don't know, go figure meanwhile back in Queens the realness is foundation and when I post I couldn't choose a better location when my words penetrate you feel a burning sensation getting closer to beef in a tight situation now, take these words home and think it through or the next post I write might be about you"

Uhh, thank you... thank you very much *applause* Thank you thank you far too kind, far too kind Thank you, thank you very much Good night everybody, good night! I love all of you, thank you thank you Thank you, thank you very much Good night!

Anyone feelin inspecka deck? oh Redman has some of the best skills in hiphop but waste them like EM.

HOLD IT HOLD IT, HOLD THE FUCK UP. That Manny is not the real deal. Manny knows me because we had a mini feud on the old board and this gay one said who the fuck is big gay so it cant be him, or is it.

LOL @ Big J
And wat wuz that about Christian Rap? lmao

Damn its hard 2 pick a fave song off Stillmatic....hmm. One Mic definately, and Destroy and Rebuild, What Goes Around Comes Around, Ether, Smokin, 2nd Childhood, Rewind.....daaaaamn! Ok I can't pick one fave. I just love the whole damn album. So I'll leave it at that, haha.

SecondSage, ure so rite on that one. I bet within the next 2months we'll need a new thread again. Be prepared Hollywood, lol.

Hmm that post definately was in Manny's words...but the way he went bitching at everyone...especially Qool...wat wuz up with that? I think it wuz the imposter striking again.

And kazper stop complaining and just do ure thing!
"I'm just laughin at ya/You tryin hard to maintain, then go 'head/Cuz I ain't mad at ya"-2pac

ya ure rite Big J, and Manny didn't make so many typos and shit either.

whoaaa just realised, this thread has only existed for fucking 3 days and theres a shitload of posts....i thought it'd been longer...

(FUCK 3:16) "Wuz up niggaz, aiyo I know you aint talkin' about me dun." "YOU, WHAT!!" (FUCK 3:16) "Nigga you been on my dick, you love my style" (FUCK 3:16)

I'm the M to the A-S-T-E-R/ rhymin' against his dolo ass is just a lyrical spar/ with those disgusting bars how you plan on goin' to war/ dun spits about fuckin' like he's a porno star/ but we all know the truth, aint that right Ru Paul/ lift ya blouse up Steve-INA, and let the world see ya bra/ lyrical bullets on point, aimed dead at ya chest/ there's no dodging these bars, where's your lyrical proof vest/ I'll put you in peace with the rest/ from these tones you injest/ ask ya moms how my cock fealt in between her breasts/ I dicked the bitch down and then demolished her guts/ what you mad cause she's a slut, and not a virgin in the butt/ got her beggin..."The Best, can I please be ya wife"/ Check it- this nigga's whole fam tryin' to be in my life/ ya sisters are my daughters and ya brothers are my sons/ and what was once your allowance, are now my ones/ So I fathered your style, and guided your lyrical content/ but you choose to battle me with those below mediocre spits/ I thought I taught you better than this 3:16/ Now I must disown you like Mike Jackson did to Billy Jean/ But with all this hectic drama, you'll still be my son/ And "The Best" is my alias which proves I've already won/ For your proceeding verses make sure the lyrics are legit/ Cause if not "You're Fired"!! Or better yet "I Quit"!!.....mothafucka

Oh and Hillis, I have to disagree(dun, we have to agree on something shyt) with you on what you said about Nas not being up there with BIG or Pac. I'll support my argument later, but right now I have to go to class. "He's leaving!!" "Who, Who's leaving?" The Best mothafuckas. ~1~

"Went from 3:16 to Steve, to Stone Cold, to Steve-INA, and I humiliated yo ass without writin' those lyrics either"-The Best

The Best has reminded me how much fun battlin was. Back wit some more flow!

"Casper, the friendly ghost in here, so H3K has to embarass him/he can't be from DA SOUTH cuz he pales in comparison//to all DIRTY playas that I've met in my life/and Kazper is a ho, so he ain't even fit to be a housewife//kazper, the friendly bitch, I can see through your facade/you think you gettin respect? son, that's only a mirage//I see through your persona; I'm starin at ya heart/there's so many problems there, where should Hillis start?//it's softer than a baby's belly, pumpin much slushee//It's not very big either, so people, kazper must be//a faggot, a pussy, a dickridin fake/I tear through ya flesh like a wolf would do a steak//remember the pit bull reference? well, I'm the one that's rabid/ain't no remorse here, shawty, I simply will not have it//Bitch ass niggas come here cryin, but steady screamin DIRTY/in the words of Bubba from the Pig Shack, "It's not gon be purty"//so bow down, young soldier, you don't want war with H3K/I'm ya strict ass pops, I'm on that ass when you misbehave..."

Shitty boo boo them, you fantasy ass nigga.

I'm out like respect for kazper. Peace!

Yo, I got some more flow for my East Coast "heads" and my DIRTY SOUTH "whodies!"

"No, I'm not "The Best," nigga, but you can call me the best nigga/better than all the rest, nigga, bring it to ya chest, nigga//Got all the ladies wet, nigga, hip hop thread vet, nigga/all that's on my agenda is kazper's slow and painful death, nigga//step to Hillis and flex, nigga? No! No! No!/Santa describes you best, kazper - "Ho! Ho! Ho!"/Dick Vitale describes me best - B.T.P./if you want jihad with a mercenary, then come see me/B.T.P. means Big Time Playa if ya ass can't comprehend/kazper, the cowardly roach, if I see him, I'm stompin him/I peeped game from Nas, so it's semi-autos at yo cartilege/you probably don't want war, but it's too late cuz I'm startin it//I know this is disheartenin, but H3K will have no mercy/I know you want to rewind time and take it back when you cursed me//but now it's on playa, and you've already lost/I been studyin the way Hitler did the Jews in the Holocaust//or how about my unfortunate ancestors who fell victim to the rope?/fuck it, I'm gon take ya remains and turn ya in to soap..."

Sacre bleu! That's French for "Damn!" Like my boy say when he starts blowin people out in Madden 2002... "Bubba? Bubba? Where Bubba at? Oh, my bad. It ain't ugly enough in here..." But trust me, if kazper don't recognize Hillis 3000 (AKA Hillis Da Realest) is #1, then Bubba might have to show up.

"Not even Lois Lane can get the scoop..." - Big J quotin Big E (get it? Biggie? LOL?)

I'm out like kazper's lights if I ever meet him. Peace!

"It's him!" "Who, Who is it?" The Best mothafuckas. Alright Hillis, like I said earlier Nas in my opinion is like the Michael Jordan of hip hop. For instance, Nas emerged onto the rap scene with a dominating lp in ILLMATIC, as though Michael did with his spectacular emergence as a rookie and during his early years on the Bulls. They both came in to their respective professions with greatness. Then Nas released "It Was Written" which in my opinion is a classic album in today's commerical "hip hop" world, but since all of Nas's albums are rated off the quota of Illmatic, it received 4.5 mics. "It Was Written" represents Jordans first three NBA titles. MJ was good those years, but we still didn't see his full potential until later in his career. Then Nas dropped "I Am" (which is a solid album), and "Nastradamus". This is where Nas tried to do something that he was unfamiliar with, and that was trying to be MTV/BET popular or "commercial"(Oh yeah you can't forget about The Firm project, this basically represents Jordan's problems with gamblin' and playin' golf LMAO). These two albums or mainly Nastradamus represent when Jordan retired and tried to play baseball, eh? #23 was tryin' to do something that wasn't him. So what happened, he came out of retirement and entered the N.B.A. as number #45. Jordan's #45 represent Nas's appearance on the QB Finest album. His spits were good, but they still weren't the Nas everyone once knew, just like Jordan wearing #45. With wearing #45 Jordan got put out of the playoffs by the Orlando Magic with Shaq(who some feel is the dominant player/king in basketball **hint** Jay Z). So the following year, Jordan returned back to wearing that number #23 jersey again, and what happened he won 3 more titles, and was pronounced the G.O.A.T. in hoopin'. Jordan rewearing number #23 symbolizes the release of Nas's 5th lp STILLMATIC. Nas has returned to back his roots, and again has reclaimed his spot as King of NY, and in many individuals eyes the Best out right now. And don't doubt it, but years from now niggaz will even pronounce dun as the G.R./E.O.A.T. (Greatest Rapper/Emcee Of All Time). Now the reason why Nas can be mentioned in the same category as Pac and BIG is because in '95/'96 when the whole Death Row/Bad Boy beef was big, who was the only other nigga still receiving recognition......Nas with "It Was Written". Sit down for one minute and ask yourself, why did Pac start beefin' with Nas? I'll tell you, it's because he felt threatened by Nas. The whole beef between Nas and Pac started extremely akward. In '95 Pac and Nas bumped into eachother at "The House of Blues" and Pac told Nas(exact words, if you don't believe me, look it up for yourself) "Yo Nas we love you man, this Eastcoast shit got nothin' to do with you"-Pac. After that Pac thought Nas was takin' indirect shots at him on "It Was Written" sayin' shit like "Fake thug, no love, u the slug...." and "left the hospital the same night, WHAT?", but Nas made it perfectly clear that he WAS NOT gettin' at Pac(I also have the feelin' that Suge kind of pushed Pac into goin' at Nas because who was the new Aftermath producer gettin' down with Nas.....You guessed it Dr. Dre. And what record company did he just leave.....Death Row. So this can also be a indirect retaliation by Suge). But being the person Pac is, he to offense to that and made several disses on "Against All Odds" on the Makaveli lp. But before the Dun Killumanati lp came out Nas and Pac met up again at the '96 MTV music awards and squashed the beef. Pac told Nas that he was going to take those Nas disses out of "Against All Odds", but never had the chance to be cause of his unexpected death. Also, Suge was on the Angie Martinez show on Hot 97 a couple of days agao, and she asked him does he still have beef with any of Pac's old enemies? He said hell yeah, he'd ride for Pac until the death. He said that Pac and Nas settled their beef though before Pac passed, so he has respect for Nas. He also said that Jay Z got snuffed and robbed in LA, and if he ever wants his rollie back to come get at him LMAO!! Suge ALSO was talkin' about how if he had enough time that he would have bought out BIG's contract(IMAGINE THAT!!) Not only did Pac respect and felt lyrically threatened by Nas, but also did Christopher Wallace. Ask any head in NY, and see that they put you upon the same thing. Even BIG said it himself that he and Nas had a friendly battle goin' on to see who was the hottest in NY(just for the record, Jay Z was NO WHERE IN THE PICTURE!!) Trust me, Pac and BIG had mad respect for Nas, and I feel whenever they are brought up Nas should also be mentioned. One last thing about Pac, honestly dun didn't blow up until he released "Me Against The World", all his albums before that were subpar, while Nas jumped out of the gates with ILLMATIC and was quickly declared the Next coming of Rakim by KRS 1. Oh and my fav. joint off of STILLmatic would be "You're Da Man". I don't know, I love the soft melodic(is that a word) beat, and Nas just graces it with fire lyrics. Finally, from now on 3:16 will be known as Steveina, not Steve-I-N-A, but like a female's name. "He's leaving!" "Who, Who's leaving?" The Best mothafuckas. ~1~

"I flow hard like a cock during masturbation"-The Best

The Best, cuz, I thought for a second you might think I was takin a subtle stab at you (a la Pac and Nas/BIG), but you kept yo cool, unlike Pac. I meant to put up a disclaimer, but I forgot. But I see everything's aiight. Anyway, wassup wit them Kappas? They started whuppin that ass yet? I ain't tryin to clown, but you know you gon get beat down pledgin at an HBCU. I mean, you'd get beat down elsewhere, but especially when the whole school is full of niggas.

About, Nas. I still only be feelin half of you. Nas cannot be Jordan. I Am and Nastradamus were not just gambling problems. They were his attempts at playing ball. Jordan may have gambled, but on the court, he did what he had to do. And I Am and Nastradumus...Nas didn't do what he was supposed to do. It Was Written had some good cuts, but it was only successful cuz of Illmatic. But I agree, any album of Nas' with "illmatic" in it somewhere was hot. Other than that, they show that Nas is not God MC.

Nas came out the gate strong, but he still fell off. Pac may not have started as hot as Nas, but in the end Pac's success has no near rival. PLUS, Nelly, BONE, and BIG started off just as hot. Now, I have heard all the stuff about Nas squashin beef with Pac, but about Pac and BIG worried about Nas' success? Well, I don't know, but Pac had nothing to worry about. Nas may have had the lyrical edge, but that, as we all kniow, doesn't impress the majority of hip=hop's fans. Pac's delivery gave him the edge on every rapper, plus his lyrics weren't that bad, and he combined it with a certain image, albeit real or not (did I use "albeit" correctly?) Nas is good, but I still say nowhere near Pac or even BIG.

The Best, I'm sure there's somethin we can agree on. Who's your most hated college hoops team?

I'm out like a runner tagged at first. Peace.

Hillis, shut the fuck up,/ tired of hearing bout you/ tired of hearing bout yo click, and all the shit you gon do/ aint doin a mu- fucking long as im standin here/ thousand miles away from home, and still get killed 'roun here./but phuck dat / hoe ima physical cat/ im that nigga that beat the X-men with a barbed wire bat/cuttin niggas with my lyrics like my style was a surgeon/ have you washing out my draws/ bitch im bold like detergent/ what niggas think about that?/ what niggas know bout rap?/ heard me squeezin 8 and leavin hillis dead on his back./ slangin the inf/ pleading the fifth,/ rollin weed with my left,/ my right hand steady emptying clips,/ hillis fails to realize bout a nigga with tendency,/ givin enemies memories, of lyrical injuries./ so your'e the rabid pit/rippin through my flesh with your teeth/ hope you catch a cavity/ since my style is so sweet/spendin time spittin 'gainst me/got me feelin so flattered/but im harder than a nigga crushin, snortin viagra/ bite like a viper/ i keeps you hyper/ i represent/ universal sound thats evident/ im heaven sent/kick your ass away to kindom where i come from/ in the sun/ blazin in you soul/ no control/ you dont want none/ then i got you workin hard/ you disregard/ all the realness that be in my heart/ im coming hard/ hmmmm..........

Best, my mom would kick your ass!

Nice try, whodi...

"kazper, your style ain't the only thing about you that's sweet/get it? sweet? do I need to repeat?//I think you get the picture, so I'll snap ya spine like a photo/don't you know I started this online rhyming? I ain't worried about a slow ho//describe you as simply dolo, all about small dough/the only detergent you are is All - all bitch, and all ho//all weak, all chump, mesmerized by my lyrical sound/people? imagine me worried about this lyrical clown/your shit makes us laugh; you're the lyrical court jester/my shit is cash money, so I'm snatchin all investors//don't be too flattered, kazper, cuz you bout to be flattened/you need to bow out, and gain some skills when ya rappin//you need to retire, take a note from Roddy Piper/you can't be serious when you told us you bite like a viper/your bite is like a newborn cuz you have no teeth/there's no strength in your jaws and no coherent speech//grow up a lil bit, then tangle with the don/I control you like a puppet and use you like a pawn//I do it my way, kazper, and this is my day, kazper/you have no choice but to get caught up in my spray, kazper/and I don't miss, kazper, sendin rounds at ya temple/my shit is too confusing for a nigga that's so simple//yell yo heart out, kazper, and you still ain't sayin nathin/self-proclaimed sweet boy, you need to take up roller skating..."

Yeah I said it.

I'm out like kazper's mom when I got her workin the corner. Peace!

kazper the friendly hoe, that was fucking gay. id rather you post as someone else than see that again.

i likes,... lets see,... sometimes i wonder/ am i like thunder/ or lightining/ got these niggas fightin and shit/ these hoe be biten' tha dick// i knock ya grills up out tha park, like Sammie Sosa/ while your Liven la vida loca, ...like sisqo //you want some?/ come get some./ for you "dun" / its no fun/ there's no competition, gainst' this lyric magician// thats when i hit ya, 9 in ya chest/ 8 in ya knees/ 7 in ya back, 6 in ya gut , and take your 5 golden rings,// you should know im not that nigga that be fucken around/ i be like security guards in high school, have you layed on the ground/ or hung on a cross, nigga you aint the boss you's a hoe/ have you speakin in spanish and drinkin Jose Cuervo/ but then you question my masculinity, " this nigga is brainless", how the hell can i be sweet? i wouldnt fuck ya moms in the anus../ oh my,... let me see,.. how to do this shit/ two fake niggas cant handle this/ got you hot and ready to piss, yo pants/do the" church happy dance" / fuck witcha boy for a dolla hit/ man your rappin dont mean shit/ how many times do i have to hear bout your cash, and your pistol grip/flowin but you showin that you talkin dont mean nuthin while this boy gon keep on bumpin and stay keepin lots of money// dont you love it/ ima real nigga /catch me doing real thangs/ in yo city with an entorage, fit to suit a king.

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BATTLES ON!!!!!!

Clue, Clue ,Clue

Hillis is winning so far folks. He's showing somw promise. This whole battle is type funny.

I know it's old but I got to stick up for one a my peepos Redman. This Man is 5 albums strong. None of his albums are weak. He has the sick-delerious-comical style. His shit is just type hilarious. Not to mention his beats knock to go along with it. Another thing, he has the patented Supa Man Lova series, get's funnier every album. Redman is one of the great emcees, NO QUESTION!!!!!!!

Also, sticky fingaz. Black Trash is one of the beat albums this year. Sticky is another slepton emcee. You got to hear the song "State VS Kirk Jones". Sticky was the defendant, Ra Digga was the judge, Redman was the defense attorney, and the Procescutor was........none other than.......YOU GUESSED IT my man Canibus himself. This is one of the best songs of the year. I'd imagine the video being similar to Fresh Prince's "parents just don't understand".

Speaking of Canibus, The BEATS FOR CANIBUS FOUNDATION is picking back up, we raise 40 G yesterday at an all you can eat, all you can smoke cookout. 'bus told us to charge $120 a head, it worked. Soon we will be able to get that first single. The Q-45 got imponded yesterday, a cop got me doing 116 mph on I-87. My liscence got revoked to. The judge said if I can come up with 20 G's I can get it back (don't tell nobody). So, I need your help.

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"Oh My God, It's him!!" "Who, Who is it?!" The Best mothafuckas. Aiyo "Steveina" that "my mom would kick your ass" reply DOESN'T CUT IT!! Face it, you have lost this battle, well I wouldn't call it a battle since your my son. How about you've lost this "father to son dissagreement". You see dun, now I got you thinkin' about what to write next. IT'S TOO LATE, PUT YOUR PEN OR WHATEVER YOU MOTHAFUCKAS WRITE WITH IN ENGLAND DOWN AND JUST CALL IT QUITS!! I thought I told you dun, if your comeback wasn't going to be legit, then either you're fired, or I quit. In this case it's both because you're fired from tryin' to go against your father, and I quit tryin' to battle a "WAMMY" nigga like you. So next time don't "PRESS YOUR LUCK" with The Best. Oh and Hillis, I don't mean to break up your battle with Kazper, but even though Duke is mad nice, I have always despised those mothafuckas, especially coach "Kwieoa;akdihei93lana';olkdiski". The squads I rep this year are Syracuse and Boston College. Normally another squad would be on that list but they aren't doing so hot this year(North Carolina). "Noooo, He's leaving!!" "Who, Who's leaving?" The Best mothafuckas. ~1~

"I'm so handsome I got chicks snipers couldn't take out"-The Best

Big E? what is that suppose to mean? god Hillis you are dumb.

Business is picking up, Hillis/Kazper hip hop throw down. Hillis in front on points after round 2, i get the feeling somebodies gonna get knocked out. Kazper, no offence kid (aint like i aint caused no offence to you anyway) but is all this freestyling shit your doing up on here to get you respect?

Back (AH!!! MUTHAFUCK!!! this is getting to be like some kind of speech impediment!) HAHA! Me fired or you quit huh? hmmm... I like to imagine this to the beat of "Y'all Been Warned" on Iron flag...

...So the Best wants war, but this battles one sided/rhyme against me, you get your dome straight divided/come to the UK i pull the slide back and cock it/surgical precision, you aint realise that I shot it/loaded up the thread, yo' I couldnt beleive my optic/Back's trying to battle, so I gots to change the topic/smoke it like the chronic, or is it "TOO HARSH FOR YOU?"/I just fucked YOUR sister in my BMW/heads I win, tails you lose/hopped from the UK to YOUR avenue/YOU DONT WANT ME TO CONTINUE!

Next one aint me, but it seems kinda appropriate...

Certified chatterbox, vocabulary 'Donna talkin/Tell your story walkin/Take cover kid, what?/Run for your brother, kid/Run for your team, and your six camp rhyme groupies/So I can squeeze with the advantage, and get wasted/My deadly notes reigns supreme/Your fort is basic compared to mine/Domino effect, arts and crafts/Paragraphs contain cyanide - Cappadona (from "Triumph")

Steph, a bit more about Iron Flag for you. If you like Wu-Tangs old stuff then you gonna like this, I know Wu aint to all hip hop fans tastes, so if you dont like 36 Chambers or Wu-Tang Forever, then dont get this. I'd give it 4/4.5 mics. Stand out tracks are In the Hood, Rules, Uzi, and Y'all Been Warned.

"I WILL NOT LOSE!" - Jay-Z

"The hard-headed never learn" - Method Man

Peace

Hollywood, seeing as you just about the only person up on here who knows a lot about boxing, what do you think to this. Morales is getting a rematch with Barrera in March for the featherweight championship. The winner will have to face off against Prince Naseem. My prediction is Morales either knocks out Barrera after round 9, or wins on points, then Naz knocks out Morales in round 8.

Anyone else who may feel the need to reply to this go ahead.

Peace

SHIT! I just put in the 1000th vote for the B-print for album of the year on hpihopgame.com, Nas still in front, the Hove, then Jada. QBs finest second last, they got 9 votes now!

"Oh my God, it's him!!" "Who, Who is it?" The Best mothafuckas. Aiyo, these bars go mad tight with the "Your Da Man" beat. Check it:

I'm the best, I'm the best, I'm the best, I'm the best, I'm the best, I'm the best, I'm the best, I'm the best, I'm the best, I'm the best....(

One sided battle indeed, and the victor is me/ I'm hungry dun and about to enjoy this lyrical feast/ on a Steve Austin clone intitled 3:16/ this aint a war, I told u it's just a dissagreement/ transvestite ass nigga, showin' off his cleavage/ Reppin' the UK?....U GAY!!/ this faggot can't be serious/ and you aint FUCKIN' nothin nigga cause you on ya period/ wonderin' how I'm so tight cause like George ya curious/ the only thing you DIVIDED is an algebraic equation/ and my nut on ya moms shirt left it in discoloration/ spittin' about cockin', but the only cock you know is in ya anal/ What you proud of learning new positions on the Discovery Channel?/ remain in the UGAY cause you wouldn't survive on my block/ "Where You Rep?" "Oh, I'm from England", now they takin' ya watch/ takin' ya chain and pistol whip ya ass in the face/ force you to start prayin' and callin' on the LORD like Mase/ this nigga's a waste/ of my fuckin' time and my lyrics/ and PLEASE DON'T CONTINUE, cause ya rhymin' style is ridiculous...mothafucka "Noooo, he's leaving!!" "Who, who's leaving?" The Best mothafuckas!! ~1~

"nuclear lyricism, dun it's within me"-The Best

I feel sorry for kazper and 3:16.

Dayyyyyaummmmmm

Best just ripped the shit out of 3:16. I don't know if it's over. this thread is getting bloody. I advise Best not to reply nomore unless Steve Austin comes with something good, seems as his rhyme are just mediocre.

I see kasper has put down the rhyming gloves and is just going straight after Hillis. Hillis is still whoopin his ass in the rhyme scene. So Hillis, no more replies until he gets up to par.

Back to the topic, the Nationwide battle. I think Jay-Z needs to quit to, as well as his click. Rocafella is not making any noise. I don't mean as far as the game, but all of these Nas disses. Give it up, NAS WON!!!! Let's concentrate on the future of hip hop.

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"Lets see, sometimes I wonder, is kasper like pussy or vagina?/it really don't matter, cuz I'm still comin up from behind ya//step lightly on the creep, and I leave no evidence/bring down wrath similar to God in the Old Testament//kazper, stop wastin my time, this no lyrical contest/your lyrics are 2+2, and I'm just too lyrically complex//lyrical magician, huh? well, abracadabra!/H3K has magically turned yo ass into a cadaver!//young soldier, did you contemplate what that last line meant?/why don't you just quit? I know you're lyrically spent/not to mention lyrical trash, while my spits is grown up/your lines are disgusting and they're all thrown up/I'll quote you about yo comebacks: "shitty boo boo"/I'll quote Jay- Z about yo comebacks: "Two of them shits was doo!"//All of your skills are like unicorns: non existent/I admire that you keep spittin garbage, it shows you're persistent//you gotta nice spirit, but realize I'm your soul crusher/ho abuser, ho misuser, and your personal hell usher..."

BEEYATCH!

I'm out like lights with a blown fuse. Peace!

U R ALL ON MY DICK.

hey Hillis. kiss my (________|________)

"Oh my God, it's him!!" "Who, who is it?" The Best mothafuckas!! Steveina(3:16), you are officially a FAGGOT and a Cock A Fella!! Aiyo check it, there's this site called hiphopgame.com and they have a on line poll of the best album of 2001(I may add that STILLMATIC is demolishing the blueprint by like 800 votes). But back to the topic, they have this poll and you can only vote for your favorite album ONCE because they know your url, so if you want to vote again you have to use a different computer. This prick Steveina in an earlier post said that he voted, and now he just posted again saying he gave blueprint's its 1000th vote LMAO!! Is it that serious nigga that you have to keep voting for blueprint. This FAGGOT has probably voted for Jigga Man like 50 times using a different computer LMAO!! The sad thing about it is that there are probably more WAMMY dolos like Steveina voting the same way for blueprint, but STILLMATIC is STILL in the lead by 800 votes. Oh and Hillis nice battle lyrics dun, you wasn't spittin' like that when you and I were disputin'. Shit duke, you must be flamed. Oh and I don't start pledging until Feb. 14th (what a coincidence, the same day as Valentines day). I also feel what you saying about them Que dogs, they're WELL respected, but their image just doesn't fit me. Those niggaz are too mothafuckin' wild, gettin' naked in the clubs 'n shit, that aint my style dun. It's all love though, I got fam that's Ques and Alphas(no gay ass Sigmas) and we all have that Greek love and respect for each other. But in the mean time YO YO(don't tell nobody)!! "Noooo, he's leaving !!" "Who, who's leaving?" The Best mothafuckas!! ~1~

"If we battled on a U Haul truck ya flows still wouldn't move me"-The Best

What up? A few of you vets have been bittin my style as far as content goes. I'll let it be, but just don't do it again or at least quote a brother so I get my props. Anyway, Hillis, you stepped your style up for real. Best, you still spittin that hot stuff. 3:16, you stepped your game up too. That last joint you did surprised me; I felt it. Aw-ight y'all, holla.

Hillis, your outro comments are fuckin hilarious, keep comin wit them dogg........

"Hollywood, seeing as you just about the only person up on here who knows a lot about boxing, what do you think to this. Morales is getting a rematch with Barrera in March for the featherweight championship. The winner will have to face off against Prince Naseem. My prediction is Morales either knocks out Barrera after round 9, or wins on points, then Naz knocks out Morales in round 8. " - 3:16

Well I havn't seen Barrera fight since he beat Nasim Mohamed last year. Nasim lost some steam after that fight and he won't beat either one of the two if he goes up aginst them. My personal favorite in that division is Bones Adams. The Baby face assinssine Barrera is tenatious and a relentless boxer. And those two skills will still make him champion after the remach with Morales and the other rematch with Nasim. But if my man Junior Jones was in that mix you know he would beat all their asses just like he did Bearrea the second time he faught him. But how do you feel about that Vargas vs. De La Hoya match, they hate each other about as much as Tyson and Lewis hate each other. Also do you think Zab Judah should get a rematch with Kostya Tszyu, after their controversial first match. But this is a rap forum and I just wanted to say that the Roc has made a bad decition by signing Beanine's Boys them "State Property" guys. I know Beans is trying to open the doors for his phily crew. But if they think for one moment the can go up against the LOX lyricly! Then they are sadly mistaken. And they are all subpar as rappers anyway even Beanie himself. I wonder if Jay-z is trying to build on his crew to watch his back or something. Because these guys are doo-buggie. He needs to look further in the streets to find some good rappers. I got 5 niggas on my block that can fuck the shit out of Freeway, about 3 niggas that can take Oshino back to the crack house where he was pushing work out of again (Not all pimps and drug dealers deserve a contract). And about 1,000,000 niggas that will beat the shit out of Sparks. Ant that is not a typo you see! That is the acual number, that guy is sooo shitty. I don't see how he got a contract at all! But that will be a bad investment for Roc-a-fella if they put production into them niggas. I'm out, and keep me focus doggs!

The Best, that last post had me rollin simply on that part about "gay ass Sigmas." Now, I got a couple of dawgs that's Sigmas, so I don't join in on the jokes, but everywhere I go, the Sigmas always get NO respect! My boy (like me, he wants to be a Que) goes around asking niggas what frat they would join and why. And people wanna be Ques, Nupes, and Alphas because of their image. But when he asks anyone why they would be a Sigma, they ALWAYS say, "maybe if my boy was one." My other nigga said that the Sigmas were confused. "Hey, let's be Blue Phi like A-Phi, paint our boots like Ques, and carry canes like the Kappas." I can't help but laugh, but I still feel bad for em. What can the Big Blue Boys do? Oh well, it's all love.

Since we often get off subject, what's the funniest standups y'all ever done seen. Me, it's gotta be Bring The Pain by Chris Rock, with Eddie Murphy Delirious and Martin Lawrence You So Crazy next. Eddie Murphy Raw was tight and Richard Pryor was a fool, too. Kings of Comedy was also a nice contemporary stand up for us. But for real, Chris Rock made so much fuckin sense in Bring The Pain it's ridiculous!

"Man, how am I gon get rid of all this crack?!"

I'm out like kazper from the closet. Peace!

I can't really comment on the Judah match cos I aint seen it, but with Fernando Vargas and Oscar De La Hoya... hmmm... My brain says Vargas on points, but you cant sleep on Oscar, hes a free agent now and is making a return to form. Whatever the result, its gonna be tight and will be a top notch match.

Back, this for you bitch...

...I know you got the gun, do you have the heart to shoot it/you nothin' but a fighter, I'm standing undisputed/My shit is stong, your's is straight diluted/Step to 3:16 if you want yo' ass to get looted/Say you flow like a cock during masturbation/you need to join the BEATS FOR CANIBUS foundation/Whats the difference between us? Nah not that again/the aid I get is lemon, your's is humanitarian/compared to me... FUCK THAT, theres no comparison/waste of time and money, I should call you Audley Harrison/Ali described you BEST when he said "Aint he ugly"/your words never phase me kid, your rhymes just bug me/Tell your sister stop, she keeps tryin' to hug me/pass her off backwards, like I was playin' rugby/I spit lead bullets, call me the thug of rap/never strays, give BACK a SPINAL TAP/or spoof-comedy, i'll call you "BEST" IN SHOW/from this line forward, yous officially my ho!

...hehe!

I aint voted twice, I looked twice, voted once. You fuckin' retard.

I heard C-Murder is being charged with murder, bail at $700,000. Anybody know anything bout that?

To all the vets, Qoolout, Hillis, Hollywood J, Steph, LOX, etc... Nothin' but love...

"I WILL NOT LOSE" - Jay-Z

Peace

3:16, that wuz a nice verse. And here's the story on C-Murder, I read it on hiphopgame.com, I'll paste it in. (It's short, not like LOX's shit ;) )

C-Murder was arrested and charged with first degree murder and fraud on Friday (January 18). The rapper, whose real name is Corey Miller, is being held on $1 million bail, according to a spokesperson for the Jefferson Correctional Facility in Gretna, Louisiana. Police are not releasing any further details at this time. This is the second time in less than six months that C-Murder, younger brother of Percy "Master P" Miller, has been in legal trouble. In August, he was charged with attempted murder and released after posting $100,000 bail Credit : MTV

So there's the story for y'all who hadn't read it already. And where have LOX and j-dolo been at? J-dolo ain't posted at all on the new thread....
Later

No Limit records sucks big time anyways. and Master Percy probably lost millions signing sucky ass rappers like kane and abel and a whole bunch of em cuz they was family.. i understand that but Percy obviously didnt listen to Crack Commandment number seven: Keep your family and business completely seperated Money and blood don't mix like two dicks and no bitch Find yourself in serious shit

Come on now Steveina, nothing can get any worse than those bars you just spit. THOSE THINGS ARE HERENDOUS!! Steph, you have to be kiddin' me ma, you think those lyrics were tight?LMAO!! Aiyo, check it:

Imagine STEVEINA spittin' with HER British accent(LMAO)/ shots from my lyrical gloc make this coward absent/ you can't defeat me son, so go ahead and confess/ plagiarism is a crime and your under arrest/ reviewed my lyrics so you can try to devise ya rhymes/ cause the "ho" reference you spit was already used one time/ speakin' of time, damn it took you long to reply?/ 3 days, and all you have are those dispicable lines/ face it dun, ya lyrics they belong in a cell/ I'll come to UGAY, murder you, and wouldn't nobody tell/ this nigga is frail/ challenge me, and you'll always fail/ you've committed eternal sin and now condemned to hell/ ya feminine spit will forever be limp like a dick/ you're in trouble SON, and now placed on punishment/ A Queens nigga, but never ever ran by Queens/ where cats will eat that ass up and then spit out ya spleen/ I know my bars are flames, but dun pick ya face off the ground/ You should give up rhymin', and join the Ringlin' Brothers you clown....FAGGOT!!

PLEASE FOR THE SAKE OF YOUR IDENTITY ON THIS THREAD STEVEINA, STOP IT!!

Oh and you don't have to lie, we all know that you voted for the Blueprint at hiphopgame.com over 100 times LMAO!!

Everybody just stop for one minute and imagine 3:16 in person trying to rhyme with that British accent. LOfuckingL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"shots from my lyrical gloc make this coward absent"-The Best

posts have been slow up on here these past few days dudes, wats up with that?

Best, ya, i thought his lyrics were good, and im also just showin my respect. ure lyrics are tight as alwayz tho. i wanna hear some shit other than dissing tho to see if ure good at that too, lol.

don't have anythin else 2 say, later

I'm glad to see y'all keeping my stuff alive. That renaming thing (Manny 2 Anny), I started. You my ho, I started it on the old board, and the "you my son thing" (Qoolout Jr.) I started it. I'm just saying. Anyway, Best your lines are hot but I gotta agree with Steph, I was kinda feeling the 1st part of what 3:16 spat. But you gots to agree he stepped his game up, right? Hillis, the funniest man alive is Chris Rock. I get his joints mixed up a lil, Bring the Pain and Bigger and Blacker, but I think B&B was the best. He tells the truth and makes it funny. A few parts that had me laughing were: "AIDS; they will never cure AIDS. They could but there ain't no money in the cure; the money is in the medicine. A drug dealer makes his money on the comeback. Hopefully they will find a way for you to live with AIDS. You'll say what happen man, why didn't you come to work yesterday and the reply will be, "Man, my AIDS was acting up. You know when the weather gets like this they just flare up lol. Another part was about taxes. They shouldn't call it PAYING taxes, you get your check and it's just gone Social security gone, FICA gone. That's not a payment, that's a jack lol. And you don't get them back until you 65, meanwhile the average black man dies at 54. We should get ours back at 29, hypertension, high blood pressure, NYPD, something gonna get you. Oh yeah, how can I forget the Pac and Biggie part? MLK was assassinated, Malcolm X was assassinated, them two... got shot. I love 2pac and I love Biggie, but school will be opened on their B-day LOLOLOLOL. Speaking of the two, Hillis and Best, let me add my 2 cents as far as Nas being mentioned with them. Hillis, I think Nas deserves to be mentioned with them, mainly BIG because he didn't do as much as many people claim he did, but don't get me wrong, I love BIG's music, but he wasn't in the game that long. Maybe underground but I don't know. Now Best, if we gonna call a rapper # 23, it's gotta be Pac. Nas can flow, I love his music too, but Pac just was/is better. And he is dead and still competing. "Until the End of Time" is a powerful song and a pretty good CD. Now as far as Pac not blowing up until his 3rd CD... that's politics. Listen to the 1st two and you'll hear stuff like Papa's Song, Strugglin,' and Brenda's got a baby. Those songs, to me, are better than the songs found on Illmatic. Furthermore, the idea, I think, is to get better with each CD, just like Jordan got better each year. Thus, I gotta give it to Pac and say Nas may be the next # 23, maybe. Big J, those codes for GTA are tight, thanx dogg. Do you play that joint? Who y'all like in the playoffs? I'm still going with Pittsburgh. Hillis, you see that play Kordell did when he acted like he was walking off the field and then they hiked it? Who knows a lot about the Internet? I'm trying to get it on my PC and I wanna know what is the cheapest for unlimited access. Holla at me. Where is LOX? Happy MLK day to all.

"Vote for me! Vote for me! Don't vote for crack, vote for smack!"

Qoolout, dawg? What other stuff have folks been takin from you? You know I ain't bout infringin on copyrighted material. Like they say on middle school, "Plagiarism ain't qool." The Best, you know good and well 3:16 came with the goods on his last rhymes. Even when you and I was battlin, I knew you wasn't just rappin bullshit. It was good stuff, too. You know you tight, but you know 3:16 has been doin it, too. But for real, though. Leave them Sigmas alone. And Duke. You must just hate blue... Naw, really, I don't HATE Duke, but I ain't a Duke fan, either. I'm neutral. I didn't care too much for Battier (didn't his head look like a Michigan Wolverines football helmet?), but Jason William is cold and Dunleavy got skills. College basketball has never really done it for me. I'm an NBA man to the fullest. 3:16, you always gon be my nigga, even if you and H*WOOD go off on some boxing conversation that's too deep for me cuz I ain't on that level. All I know is De La Hoya, Jones, Jr, and that cat that beat De La Hoya (?Felipe Lopez, maybe?). But I can't even front about one of Best disses. Imaginin any rap lines spat in a foreign accent is funny, simply cuz I'm American and I ain't used to hearin rap in another tongue. But yo lines is still tight to def. Ya feel me?

Back to comedy, though. Qool, B&B is definitely funny, but Bring The Pain was still better to me. But in B&B, the funniest scenes are when he's like, "I got on the elevator, an two 20 yr. old white boys got on. And I just dove off! I said, Y'all ain't killin me!" Or how about when he was acting like an old Black man, and he started doin that dance? "Yeah, I got a White wife, but I love her, and she love me, so that's all that matter... but if the Revolution ever come, I'll kill her first! Just to show these crackers I mean business!" B&B, was straight hilarious. But Bring The Pain was funny the whole way through. "Second of all, he (Ron Goldman) was known to drive around in the car OJ bought for her (Nicole). Hmph. Think about THAT shit. I buy you a car. You gon let another man ride around in my car? Are you out of your fuckin mind?!" Classic! Classic! Or how about, "If I had a choice between the electric chair and tossin a salad, I'd be like, so where you plug it in?" Classic! Classic! But don't front on Ed Murph "Goonoe Goo Goo" and Martin "the water would glisten all over yo body." They had some good joints, too.

Yo, what's up with C-Murder? The tank ain't bout it, bout it, now. It's Romeo-ed out! What's he tryin to prove? Oh well, Corey should have plenty of time to write a few good lyrics like Pac did when he was in jail... The blasphemy!

"Yeah, let me get a box of juji fruits, a box of bon bons, a couple of junior mints, another box of juji fruits, and this nigga here's gonna pay for it... YOU HEARD WHAT I SAID, MOULIE! PAY FOR MY FUCKIN CANDY!!!" - Eddie Murphy pretendin to be a 5'2" Italian who just saw Rocky talkin to a 6'5" Black man

I'm out like a pizza delivery boy. Peace!

C-Murder is either a thug trying to be a rapper, or a rapper trying to be a thug. I thinks he's the 2nd, and that shit never works.

Qoolout. I gots to agree with you bout Bigger and Blacker, but the best bit got to be "Black Mall", "love my black people, HATE my black mall!"

This verse is a bit longer than the ones i normally spit, so bear with me...

...I - Fuck with the Best like reefer//WILL - teach you gangsta you know you//NOT - turn off your fuckin' telly//LOSE - I robbed your ass already...

...A wise man told me don't argue with fools/but what about retards? "Nah thats cool"/How dare you call yourself the BEST, you don't deserve that title/SHUT UP MRS BACK! Yo shes gettin' suicidal/your whole fams fucked, your sister wants me in the bridal/she aint the only Nchekpube who rocks the vaginal/Your pops told me that while he was cleaning the urinal/We both know your styles weak, i dont need to bring the tidal/But this is a throwdown kid, you should of read it in the title/It also said the subject was hip hop/the way you flow even Elton think its rock/"What you say!" heres an 8-ball in a sock/who's the real best? Biggie and Pac/You should of thought of that before you thought up your name/post after post muthafuckers lyrically lame/I thought you were tryin' to diss me kid, it just aint the same/you callin' me a faggot? you repeatin' last week again/you like a dog with no teeth, all bark and no bite/"murder me in UK"?, put the gloves on, lets fight/but you're a credible rapper, yeah credible like Will Smith/while 3:16 just sits back with a spliff/you already fallin' over, you only had one sniff/Come on BACK, I thought you knew better/But while she reads this, your sister gets wetter/before you noticed she soaked through your sweater/"Why BACK's sweater?" I hear y'all ask/see, at the time, Back was eatin' out her ass/The 2nd bullet hits before the firsts even passed/The 1st aint miss though its hit your record collection/HOLD ON! Is that Britney Spears on closer inspection/DAMN! I just hit you in the kiddie pop section/Ricky Martins on the floor BACK?!? are you getting an erection!/Like Lauryn Hill you've had a miseducation/carry on this way you end up in a police station/Whats the charge officer, hustling on the block this time?/"nah, exposed himself to a little girl, age nine"/Now BACKS inside "HE DROPPED THE SOAP IN THE SHOWER!"/Walking like John Wayne for the next 24hours/Now your sis aint got nobody to eat starwberries out her butt/my Samsung got call barring, but she still trys, slut/you kinda gots to admire the bitches determination/with her sis, sorry bruv on extended vacation/Cryin' like a kid lost at Grand Central Station/Now you left the joint, I pull a .45 from my pocket/Grabbed your cheap chain before you even dropped it... ...stop it?... ...NO

Yo I got to agree with you Steph, where J-Dolo at? It was a while since he posted on the old thread too, maybe he retired silently. DOLO!!! WHERE YOU AT SON?

Usual shout out to all the vets.

"I WILL NOT LOSE" - Jay-Z

Peace

If a woman tells you she's 20 and looks 16.. she's 12. If she tells you she's 26, and LOOKS 26.. she's damn near 40!

HAHA!

"Everybody just stop for one minute and imagine 3:16 in person trying to rhyme with that British accent. LOfuckingL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" LMAO! ive never heard someone rap with a british accent but if i did im sure id have like a heart attack from the laughter. Ive played it Q but im getting it sometime next week, along with MTV Music Generator2. man people in no limit have some real corny ass names, Percy and Corey? what kind of bullshit is that. AND IM NOT GOING TO SCHOOL ON PACS OR BIGS BIRTHDAYS hahaha thanks for the idea who ever mentioned that. No offense to Pac fans but that man was INSANE, talkin bout how he wasnt meant to live his life like this and wanted to retire and become a gangter straight up crazy. AND GOD DAMN DID ANYONE SEE THE KNICKS GET SMOKED BY 43 POINTS BY THE FUCKING HORNETS? Spree went 0-9 from the field!!! He was held scoreless. damn i always be tellin people hes a bum but i didnt know he could be that sorry. Just further proof that the knicks are going to be the future Bulls next year. Hillis, besides the Lakers, whos your favorite team(s)? Yall know i gotta go with philly as #1 then Orlando, Toronto, and strangly enough, the Clippers(they got loads of talent). BIG wasnt rapping for too long but if you saw Jordan play(even though i dislike the hell out of him) only 3 or 5 games you would think damn hes probably the best ever. Damn if they werent murdered we would have punkasses like Nelly claimin they the best rapper out there. I was watching something on BIG and PAC on VH1 a couple of weeks ago and they was talkin bout how the murderer of Big was a corrupt cop and had ties with Suge and shit like that. anyway, i aint goin to school today so im gonna go play some classic Super Nintendo and regular Nintendo games.

"I ride through ya hood in a Mr. Softee truck Then pull a mac out a box of snow cones"-Redman

Hillis, sup dogg? Naw, man I ain't mean you. You cite your sources so we qool, and I done quoted you and I too told that you spat it. What about the part in "Raw" when Eddie Murphy had the homemade sandwich (the joint that will finger print you) and everybody else had the Big Macs? And he started crying with the long piece of drool? Or when his wife went on vacation and a man (named Dex I think) hit that. But still C. Rock got it locked: "They say it ain't no reason to hit a woman....There is a REASON to push an old man down the steps, you just shouldn't do it. 3:16, dogg that rhyme had me cracking up LOLOLOLOLOLOL. No offense but, where were these skills at first? "I just hit you in the kiddie pop section/Ricky Martins on the floor BACK?!? are you getting an erection!" I don't know what it has to do with anything but it was too funny. Big J, I heard about that show that said a cop had hit up Biggie. I usually don't listen to all that I hear on TV but I believe this story. If it is true that just shows how our system works. Let a police get shot, they will find the shooter. Pac and Big and regular people die everyday and they can't seem to find the shooter or shooters. I don't even wanna get started on this subject. Oh yeah, Hillis I was about to mention that part about "They tried to get on with me, so I just dove off. I said y'all ain't shooting me." One more time I gotta say "I love Pac and Big, but school will be open on their birthday" lol. Stay home Big J. Did you ever put your Nintendo games in the freezer? And somebody tell me, what is the cheapest Internet service?

DAMN! Big Gay (whoops!) you stil got Back (ARGH!) up your ass?

SHIT! sorry if these words appear incoherent or any shit like that, spelling mistake come round cos i been in the student bar since 3 oclock and its nearly 6pm my time. Them God Damn 3 for 2 deals! and shit the fruit machine took nearly £10 off of me! ah well...

Qoolout, for real no offence taken, I just never needed to bring out any proper lyrics till now, looks like BACK stepped up to the plate, so i'ma pitch some real shit. Nah, I dont know what Ricky Martin got to do with it, but it sounded funny at the time. I guess that before I just made up the lines sat in front of a computer, this time I think them up in advance.

Steph, yo know theres nothing but love, thing is, there aint really no reason why I would rhyme bout anything else apart from how gay Back (OH MY GOD! STOP ME SAYING THAT WORD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DAMN!!!!!!!!!) is. You live anywhere in Montreal? I'ma be there some time next January. I dont know why I'm tellin' you now, hmmm... just seems like a good idea.

J-Dolo what, I think he's retired gracefully, but wheres LOX at thougfh. I'm missing your input kid.

Looks like we switched sports for comedy, so another highlight of the B&B CD (bought it in NY last time I was there) has got to be the little Monica Lewinski montage thing. "So Monica, what could you tell us that would suprise people about you - I used to be scared of the dick, now i throw lips to the shit, handle it like a real bitch". My God, shit had me rolling!

Everybody (maybe not back (ARRRRRRGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!) though) gets my upmost respect, even Kazper, I'ma shout you out cos you coming up on here with some lyrics and shit. You earned my respect son, i'll try not to take the piss again (its an British saying, I understand if none of y'all get it). Hillis, you my dawg and that don't need no proving, Qoolout, you know we cool (all that talk of GTA3 is getting me jealous though, I only got GTA2!), ...Hollywood J/what more can I say... you keep talking sense up on here, keeping everything real, what do you think about the impending Lennox Lewis/Mike Tyson fight. Steph, you the minority seeing as yous a girl and all, you keeping me updated, keep repping North of the border, hopefully i'ma be doing that in July. LOX, man, you keep taking extended leaves from this thread. If you aint got no input, I aint worry bout that, keep it locked bro. I can not be fucked to write any more for the moment, I got soe work to to by thursday, so thats kinda taking priority. Just one thing though, Guitar music aint my stlye, but the Lauryn Hill track on Carlos Santana's joint is tight to def! Yeah its a bit old, but I aint heard it in a while.

Anyone I aint mention, sorry, but at least you read my shit, thanks. (Big Gay, I aint forget you, but seeing as you are so far up Back's (MUTHAFUCKER!!!!!!!!) ass, I can't see you, so, guess what kid... ...I'm throwing it down.

Peace

Apparently the kid Corey shot was just 16. If he's found guilty hes gonna get put on death row. Can't say that he's gonna be mentioned in the same sentnce as Pac and Big though.

"Now your kids got RICKETTS! All cos you tried to keep a little money in the community!" - C Rock

Peace

so me, smeph, most of u know me as steph, but im really smeph. and DATZ MA NAME. SMEPH likes da music in da house, and dont u forget it. Im feelin it, Im Feelin, IM FEELIN IIITTTTTT. YEEAAA... U know sumtimes all da lyrics in deez rap, dayz talkin good shit, like 4 example, me, smeph, i was walkin down da street one day an outta no where he goes, "SMEPH!!!! YOUZ A HO!!!!" it waz so fuckin embarassing, i couldda diiieeeeddddd. Anywho, I (Smeph) actually agree dat deez rappers knows wat deyz talkin about sumtimes. Sheeeeeaaaatt

Hold up, hold up, hold up... Did this muthafucka just say his name was Smeph? Smeph?! Boo.

"Mr. T be goin up to dudes and be like, Hey boy! Hey boy! You look mighty cute in them jeans. Now come over here, and fuck me in the ass. I'ma bend over now... Unnnnnngggggggghhhhhhh! Aaaaaaahhhhhhhh! Hey boy, slow down! You mess around and cum too fast! Make me clench up my butt cheeks and rip ya dick off!"

- Eddie Murphy pretendin to be a gay Mr. T

Big J, I only really like the Lakers, and despise the Jazz. Other than that, I cheer for teams based on certain players. Like if the Lakers don't win, I'd like someone like the Kings, Wolves, Sixers, or Mavs to win. Or I just don't want the Spurs or Blazers to win.

Mack 10 sucks. Anybody notice how CMR is the fake No Limit? Come out from New Orleans real hot, kind of fall off, and sign a veteran West Coaster, but it just don't really fit. I'll smack C-Murder, though. Whether he did it or not. 3:16, for real, C-Murder is the next Pac. Mark my words...

"I remember we used to go to the creek, and you would dip yo head in the water, and yo hair would come down and lay over yo right eye. You had that good hair. Everybody had said you had Indian in yo family..."

-Martin from "You So Crazy!"

I'm out like side. Peace!

damn 3:16 you keep talking shit to me then backing down.your lucky i dont want to come between you and the Best's beef and you know i can make short work of you like Hillis did kazper. so check yourself, youngin.

Q i aint never put no games in the freezer lol heh and what PS2 games do you have? right now all i have is NBA Live 2002 and Madden 2002.

And to Smeph or whatever the hell, chill with the cool-aid son, makes you hyper.

"If I thought y'all niggaz really wanted drama I'da been pulled out the armor, word to my momma I'ma -- hit y'all niggaz with somethin that you ain't never felt (WHAT?!) Hit y'all niggaz for frontin you caught up in that hell (WHAT?!)"

Refer to the Bible, and recognize my style/ in most eyes im like, the half brother, Gods first step child/ and i notice that a demons' trying to manhandle my throne/ so i rep to the fullest and send his sissy ass home// crying to his mammy, whinin' to his pappy and shit/ but they tell him they cant help him/ up to him to handle this/ so he sits and he thinks, and begins to write/trying to come up with ways to deaden this light// im sorry lil "dunny" but your timing is wrong/ got an energizer battery, bulb a thousnd watts strong/ now your rhymes aint wack, i'll give you that, youv'e got potential/ just put the dictionary down,cause you lyrics feel artificial// im not a busy nigga, so i got a lil time to play/ at least make it worth the while, got me taking time out my day/ or do i have to make a list and place my name above yours/ your lyrics are cold, i spit flames hotter than oven doors// see, i aint got to disrespect you, talkin bout " yo mama " and shit/ since you's a sensitive ass nigga, it raises your temperature quick,/ and im not trying to do that/ trying to keep you here on earth/ but your style is adolesent,/ like you wrote yo shit post-birth,// so kneel down nigga, kiss my ring and my feet, realize you want " no beef " like sheep./ i gotta respect your stamina, you keep coming for more/ but im like diddy, " i cant stop " like i told you before//so i try to feel your pain, try to understand your flow/ but ima old cat, with a bad back, i just cant stoop that low/ and when your dead and your gone, ill come and visit you grave/ hell changes your attitude, nigga down there make you behave// but if you stay in your place, and try not to bite the hand/ i'll talk to my pops, and ask him to do what he can// ill be lookin for you, like a blind chinese/lyrically complex?............NEGRO PLEASE.

3:16 I wonder did you her about what happened today at the Tyson- Lewis conference if not go to ESPN.com and read about it. I also herd from my nigga that Tyson bit Lennox! I think there is no doubt that Tyson is a cannibal, but damn! He could have waited untill the fight to do that Geofrey Dommer Bullshit. Oh well, and speaking of Geofrey do you remember when Martin was talking about him in "You so crazy"! That was funny when he was impersonating him eating a black persons ass! And this is to Big J, you need to pick up Metal Gear Solid 2, NBA Street, and NBA 2k2. That NBA Live 2002 is shitty compaired to NBA 2k2. Only thing good about that game is the fact they have the real life shoes like my black and red shox I wore last year. Since I am talking about the NBA, why is Milwalkee still being overlooked. They are solid and they almost beat out the 76ers in the playoffs but they still get overlooked. They are sometimes boring to watch because they have a set offence but they still get the job done when needed. New Jersey, Clippers, and Minnesota are my favorite to watch. Mostly because when I am at home I watch NBA league pass on my parents account. They was heated when I did that because I live by myself, and they get the bill so when they saw it they called from Atlanta and tried to regulate over the phone. It was hillarious! And now back to the RAP thing. I wonder what the hell C-Murder was doing, and why he would be pursuaded to kill a 16 year old. I don't know anything about it but from what you guys are saying about it C-Murder nutted in his draws! Which means he screwed up big time! Anyways Shot out all who represent on here all day everyday! Yall know who yall is. And Keep me focus to the fullest!

"Oh my God, it's him!!" "Who, Who is it?" The Best mothafuckas. Aiyo, yo, yo check it:

"Aiyo it's poision, rappers tryin' to come at me, it is poison/ British faggot ran by Queens, it it poison/ how could you try to imitate Steve, it is poison/ make this dolo get on his knees with my poison/ and any thoughts of takin' me down it is poison/ who want beef now my lyrics shall destroy them.....OUCH"

With that verse were you expecting to get a round of applause?/ cause Ima be the first to point out ya lyrical flaws/ plagiarism isn't the only crime committed, you crook/ Jay Z's bar, my references, what else have you took?/ copied my style by starting off ya rhyme with a hook/ this nigga is SHOOK/ but don't have the ONES like Mobb Deep/ this aint a lecture dun, why'd you post that long ass speech/ you wanna box?, but first you must increase ya reach/ Martin Luther King ass nigga preachin' nothing but peace/ my bullets display ya dome, and have that ass put to sleep/ you couldn't dream about awakenin' from this eternal rest/ check ya womanhood faggot, you have hair on ya breasts/ be spittin' hardcore, but you aint about the violence/ If I seen you on my block, I swear you'll be silent/ now tell me I'm liein'/ I'll make this prick my trick off client/ got niggaz killin' ya ovaries, forcin' you to scream louder/ been cocked so hard you can't get up like the fallen twin towers/ I'm similar to Nas because my lyrical style GAVE YOU POWER/ honestly yall, do you think that verse was his spits/ or do you feel someone was the PATRICK SWAZEY of his shit/ to comprehend/ this nigga has a GHOST for his rhymes/ I caught you cheating, now you must pay the lyrical fine/ how you plan to hit my sister, and you too have a cunt?/ But you still couldn't fuck cause it's that time of the month/ so give rhymin up, cause like Tommy Boy YOU JUST SUCK!!/ penis, cock, dick wood or whatever you perfer/ and when you address me son, make sure it's no and yes sir!!/ that's enough, of this embarrasing lyrical beating/ dun is mad, his eyes are red, and his face overheating.....FAGGOT!!

And since you love quoting Jay Z so much, how about this quote...."These fake thugs are UNGLUGGED like MTV"-Jay Z on Reasonable Doubt. Damn, look at him now makin' Unplugged albums LMAO!! "Nooooo, he's leavin'!!" "Who, who's leavin'?" The Best mothafuckas. ~1~

"I never sleep cause sleep is the cousin of death"-Nas

See man people always be tryin to diss NBA Live now a days but when NBA 2k2 came they all got silent cause the shit is garbage. you cant even bring your created players in franchise mode. I find nothing wrong with live but oh well. and them PS2 games cost too damn much. 50 fuckin dollars. oh well im getting a Gamecube sometime soon too. ooo and Iverson showed Jordan who the number one guard in the east is hahaha.

Smeph, am I missing something? Hollywood, I saw the Tyson/Lewis Brawl on TV, they keep showing it over and over. this is what happened; They introduced Tyson onto this podium as former champ, then they introduced Lewis as undisputed champ, all with this corny ass music on in the background. Lennox took his time and Tyson got pissed, so when he stepped up Tyson strolled over. Both the boxers minders got in the way and Iron Mike threw a left hook at one that missed by a long way. Lewis threw a right that hit Tyson in the head, still with the corny ass music on. Lewis tried to kick Tyson in the head and Tyson bit his leg. The fight may not go ahead cos Tysons licsence aint been reviewed yet, and hes facing new rape charges. Ah well... Lewis would win anyway.

Back to THE beef, Stop being such a pussy Big Gay, This is where it ends, after this I aint going to respond to any types of disses wether they good or not (well maybe just a line or 2 haha!). So this is the last entry, its a bit long cos I did it to the beat on Ether (I know its been done before but I dont care), damn that last verse is stretched out! I know most of you got it, and all of you heard it, so it should make it easier to relate to. Here we go...

GUNSHOTS (FUCK BACK) wassup niggas, aiyo I know you aint talkin' bout me dawg, you, what (FUCK BACK) You been on my dick nigga, you love my style nigga (FUCK BACK)

I - Fuck with the Best like reefer, WILL - Teach you gangsta you know you, NOT - turn off your fuckin' telly, LOSE - I robbed your ass allready.

The bell rings, seconds out, round 3/the rest of y'all come on and vibe with me/ride with me/slide with me/get high with me/this is the latest offering from a matter-of-factual statistician/flow so precise they call me the statistician/you pissin' me off Back, assume the position/yeah i'm in UK/oh now its UGAY?/I shot, you sway/you lay/thats another life I take/I play high stakes/but never lose/what card you choose/you'll never find the ace/open ya eyes, take a look at my face/i've indentified the joker/pull your pants up Big J, this aint strip poker/back to Back now you looking down a roaster/check it

I - Fuck with the Best like reefer, WILL - Teach you gangsta you know you, NOT - turn off your fuckin' telly, LOSE - I robbed your ass allready

aiyo pass me the weed put my ashes out on the niggas man, aiyo you faggots y'all kneel and kiss the muthafuckin' ring

Ignore the accent, thats why you like Nasir/mad at me cos I'm sitting here/drinking beer/laughin' at the hip hop queer/you stranded on an island like Gilligan/another 3:16 diss well its time for me to kill again/your hearts in it Back but not your whole spirit/if I can snap you with my fingers I can kill you with a lyric/so I stepped my game up, checked out your criminal portfolio/you sick ass retard you robbed a girl with polio/stick to rhyming with Keenan like your name was Coolio/Put my hands up? Nah you first, heres my toolie yo/You'll never knock me down like my name was Jake La Motta/Try to diss me again then i'm afraid I gotta/can't say right now, I might get indicted/if you words make him happy, what gets Big Gay excited

I, WILL, NOT - turn off your fuckin' telly, LOSE - I robbed your ass allready

The King is back, where my crown at

I - Fuck with the Best like reefer, WILL - Teach you gangsta you know you, NOT - turn off your fuckin' telly, LOSE - I robbed your ass allready

Are you bandits in action or partners in crime/J who the corny one? y'all aint even post a rhyme/Nah this aint the US, dont need a gun to prove my manhood/c'mon Back lets take a tour round your neighbourhood/population 10,000, surnames 8/they call it the incest state/take your cousin on a date/I won't talk bout that, we know your sisters in traction/what could I do? unwanted physical attraction/SHE CAN'T GET NO, SATISFACTION/tight-knit fam like a taliban faction/y'all in Guantanamo Bay and aint allowed no interaction/ALL EYES ON ME well I'M READY TO DIE/try the 3:16 hate, duck, you can suck my/I gotta reference RZA for the last contribution/half the rhymes you spit fail the rest is lyrical pollution/you like P.Diddy, get someone else to write/your voicebox wouldn't last 10 seconds in a fight/so i'm running a clinic for the rap retarded/spit a whole verse before your lips even parted/The Chillie Peppers said that you GOT TO GIVE IT AWAY NOW/In all actuality I took it about a week ago/Q gave me this line, it went YOUS MY HO!/haha, too slow/your sister loves me though/had the bitch on my shit LIKE WOAH!/you know nuthin' about women/but extremely experienced in the ass division/you rhyming WHAT? you come across a lyrical collision/c'mon Back its not a difficult decision/stop or be stopped either way you fall short of me/Big Gay were you born in the ugly tree/and hit every last branch on the way down/in a bad state like an unfunny clown/even so you still manage to provide the humour/its a different kind of funny, like an asshole with a tumour/Is it de-ja-vu or a glitch in the MATRIX?/if you have 2 twins you probably have 2 pricks/get it, 2 pricks?/Where you from J, near Back in Ethiopia/I understand if you aint reply right away if theres a white kid scopin' ya/are you scared of him bitch yo that kids got myopia!

B-A-C-K, get gunned up and clapped quick/Big Gay Hobson, get gunned up and clapped quilck/You illiterate muthafuckers, gunned up and clapped quick/Hobson to Big Gay, DAMN you on Backs dick/2 little faggots get gunned up and clapped quick/how much of Backs cum you gonna wipe off your top lip/didn't want a throwdown, especially this last diss/YOU - DON'T - WANT - THIS!...

...he he!

"I WILL NOT LOSE" - Jay-Z

"Who dares, wins" - SAS motto

Peace

yo i meant to say "they call me the mathematician" in the first verse. Whoops!

Shout outs to all the vets and smeph?

Peace

all of y'all should really take a look at this if you want to know more about NY rap, Jay-Z/Nas and all that shit. Check it out. http://www.nypress.com/15/4/news&columns/feature.cfm

Peace

That article had alot of truth to it. Whoever wrote that did his homework. But one thing he failed to mention about Nas comeback is that he came clean with all he tried to do. Look at the beginning of the second verse on either. He admits he fell off, which to me was humble. I need to peep IRON FLAG. I might go copt that today or tomorrow.

I'm still hating Donovan McNabb for what he did to my BEARS, but I'll be over it to pull for him on Sunday.

Funniest Comedy.....I'll get back to you on that, if yah still on that.

3:16 you stepped up your skillz, now kazper needs a Casper - I'm playin, I believe you wrote it, I think.

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"I agree with the comparison to P. Diddy, cuz, kazper, you suck/now it's my turn to shoot rounds, so I suggest you duck//bout to end this battle quick, cuz I'm losin my patience/you make references to the weak, but compare me to greatest//label me 2Pac cuz kazper, U Can't C Me/kazper's rhymes are cute, but I think he's married to his hand, hee, hee!//kazper, the cowardly roach, has been crushed under my boot/now I'm on him just like BIG hollerin, Gimme the loot! Gimme the loot!/kazper, all ya spits is moot, I'm the undisputed king/you don't have the lyrical talent and skills to remove the king//the only throne you know is the one where you shit at/I'm not finsihed with kazper yet, so all my fans just sit back//everybody go and look at kazper's earlier spits/do any of y'all believe he really wrote that shit?//kazper's oven door spits are nothin compared to lyrics hot like the sun/and H3K is way too hard for a nigga that's soft like a bun//stand and face me like a man! oh wait! your heart's on the run/but I'll catch it and squash it flat, just because it'll be fun//refer to the Bible? check out Genesis, bro/like Eve, God placed you here specifically to be my ho//a la Qoolout versus Manny, everybody else can have some/like Snoop said, ain't no fun if the homies can't have none/unlike 3:16 versus The Best, this battle's lop sided/kazper, just give up! nigga, stop tryin/kazper, the friendly bitch, get gunned up and clapped quick/pull down your pants... damn, nigga, you have no dick!/H-3-K, he runnin this rap shit/kazper's bent over in submission, and he likes it, the fag bitch..."

Battlin kazper is easy and fun. I love that combination. 3:16, that shit was tight as fuck. For my sake, DON'T STOP! I have to live vicariously through you and The Best for havin good battles, cuz kazper is just so fuckin weak on the mic. You and Best keepin it interesting. I'm already ready for Best's comeback, and yo reply. For the good of the people, DON'T STOP RAPPIN!

Fuckin Lakers lose (WITH Shaq!) to the Nugs? Oh, hell...

Sage, sorry about Da Bears. I knew they were suspect, though. But they'll be all right. Anyway, I will be happy as long as the Rams don't win he Super Bowl. That's all I care about.

"Niggas act like they couldn't have been slaves... a modern day brother be like, I wish I was a slave. I'd fuck somebody up. Shit, tell me to bail some cotton, I'd a been on the street and shit, and master would have come up to me and been like, "Hey yo, nigger, bail this cotton!" I'da been like, "Suck my dick, massuh! Suck my motherfuckin dick! That's right, I ain't bailin a motherfucker!"

-Eddie Murphy, Delirious

I'm out like take. Peace!

I see 3:16 has grown some and decided to step up to me. I dont post rhymes simply because i probably cant and i just fix up songs from others, like i will do to you pretty soon. Redcoat motherfucker, i aint about to go all out on your British ass because there is no need to. "your simple words just dont move me"-??? as for me being a so called pussy? who are you to say that, i tried at leasy 3 times to get you started but your bitch ass refused to response so dont get me started on you because i garuntee i wont stop til you get some sense and realize YOU-WILL-LOSE.

3:16, once again you got me rolling. I suspect Best gonna really try to bring it to you this time. Oh yeah, that quote "you's my hoe," priceless. LOL, that's how you bring it. Hillis and Big J, Family Guy will be on at 8 Eastern time on Fox Thrusday. I don't know if you gonna get it or not down there Hillis, but look out for it. Your rhyme was funny too, and thanx 4 that shout out you gave me in it. That's how you bring it. You know I was about to go at cuz myself, but I guess he wanted it with you more. Fine with me. Big J, putting them games in the freezer made it easier to play. You didn't have to blow in them 100 times. H Wood, about C Murder, we don't know if he killed anyone or not. If they charged him with it, it's just a charge. Now as far as him being the next Pac....WHAT? I can't remember who said this but it was somebody on here. Need I say I disagree? Oh yeah Hollywood, regulating over the phone, picture that. Sounds like my peeps, lol. 3:16 my bad about the GTA talk, but you gotta get it and than you'll understand why I kept talking about it. And I was pulling for Tyson, but they probably won't even fight now. Big J, I got "Live" but the computer be tearing me up.

"When you are about to hit it, just let it happen and be quiet. Cause if you say the wrong thing, them panties will come up mighty quick. What? What you say? Oh naw, I'm leaving....Untie me!" ~Chris Rock

This is 4 you Hillis. I'm out like me. Get it?

What up peeps? I couldn't find this post cuz i didnt know that this post was made. i thought everone stopped coming to the first post cuz everyone got bored, but everyone moved to pt 2,so my bad. What up thread vets (Qoolout, 3:16, Big J, Best "Your flows are sick", LOX, Hillis 3K, and Steph, and SecondSage. I read through most of the post and ya talked about everything from basketball to boxing, and the infamous Jay-z/Nas beef. Anyways, did Manny come back for real? Watch out Q. the Manny/Qoolout beef is one of the most memorable events in this thread's history. Anyways, who's ya pick on the Saturday night fight: WBC welter champ Sugar Shane (undefeated) or IBF welter Vernon Forrest (also undefeated). This should be a good fight although Shane will probably outbox Vernon cuz of his technicallity and skill but Vernon got the power and right hook. My money is on Sugar Shane. the winner will fight whoever wins out of WBA welter Andrew "6 heads" Lewis(undefeated) vs whoever he gonnna knock out. So before the year is over there will be a undisputed welterweight champ. Anyone see Tyson/Lewis? I dont want to turn this into sportscenter but i cant wait till the fight. I cant wait till Ali Vegas ("The Specialist") come out wit his tape. this niggas got skills and he dissed the hell out of Clue and F-A-B-O-L-O-U-S. Anyways, i'm out like kasper after he got roasted by the Best. One

i put niggas necks parallel to the deck like ceilings/ your'e losing feeling/ from here on out, no walking, just wheeling// collect your check,/ put the sticker on the back of your ride/ your mother cried/ too close, nigga, you could have died// now you aint walkin nowhere/ and damn sho' aint runnin shit/ so im " married to my hand? "/ least i got a working dick.// your'e paralized,/ like supermans latest edition/ FUBAR /Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition//and roaches have been here for millions of years/ and put to the test/ so i'll be here after your'e long gone / eating right through your flesh.// so now you sayin i got a ghost writer/ like this aint my shit/ like i got got a thosand niggas sittn here thinkin this shit// boy calm.....yo....nerves/ sit down, take a breather,/ i aint spittin supa ugly/ and that shit sho'l aint ether// nigga i'll abolish you like slavery,/ and have your life feeling,...undone/i'd have Martin Jr. come fuck you up/ but its black history month// and that cat gets kinda busy/ round this tima da year/ but as soon as March's near,/ have you cringing in fear// cause i'll tell you one thing bout this game/ and if you want to you can doubt/ two men enter the lyric arena/ but i bet im the only one out/................................. ...................................................................... ...................................breathin

"Oh my God, it's him!!" "Who, Who is it?" THE BEST MOTHAFUCKAS!!

"I'm the best, I'm the best, I'm the best, I'm the best, I'm the best, I'm the best, I'm the best, I'm the best"

From the skys open up a mysterious portal/ thousands came upon the entrance of the rhymin' immortal/ that's ya last post eh, so you've basically quit/ put ya heart into that verse, and now your lyrically sick/ I'll provide you with a taste of my medical treat/ I apologize for not introducing you to the concrete/ that's where you'll end up if ya keep tryin' to come at me wrong/ and the difference between our rhymes is that you spit and I foam/ you're a immature little child, so leave ya father alone/ with ya eyes shut wishin' for THE BEST to be dethroned/ it's impossible, similar to a virgin with an STD/ reppin loud on the computer cause in England there isn't freedom of speech/ speakin' of freedom of speech don't push it cause I'll make ya face shatter/ rip out ya intestence, and mishandle ya gall bladder/ tamper with ya brain leavin' you desperate without a clue/ demolish ya lungs, so the machines will have to breath for you/ FUCK THIS SHIT DUN, MY RHYMES ARE ABOUT TO GET HECTIC!!/ Check it/ my words the ammunition and my pen is a weapon/ I'm managing a mission that'll send you to heaven/ what kind of bird are you son? I'm guessing a peasant/ I'm raps supremacy, any less is beheaded/ unlike ya responds, my replies come less than a second/ you'll never defeat me cause I'll get resurrected/ treat ya face like a radio cause ya teeth get ejected/ the fury from my fist is the pain ya jaw met with/ 3:16 is on the ground with the rest of his necklace/ my flow leaves you saddened while in great depression/ I'll come at you with a dose of my lyrical aggression/ It seems like gettin' dissed has become ya secretive fetish/ or an obsession/ with my IMAGINARY sister/ put carmex on ya lips cause they have now formed blisters/ ya knees have been buckled by shots from my four fifth/ I'll excuse my self in ya mouth cause you'll swallow my shit/ and every time you post you seem to commit lyrical theft/ now ya sentence is death, at the very hands of THE BEST/ I'll destroy every attribute of ya physical shape/ havin' ya fam screamin' "PLEASE DON'T BATTLE HIM FOR GOD'S SAKE!!"/ I'll jump in ya mouth and brutally attack ya soul/ Exploit ya hidden weaknesses and make you lose control/ Then travel up ya cerebral cortex and take over ya memory/ You'll go back in time and revisit all your unpleasantries/ Search deep in your anatomy, and invade ya dreams/ It's all in ya head coward, no one can hear your screams/ Before departing ya body, I'll set flame to ya heart/ Make the feelin' of love, hope, and honor rapidly fall apart/ Leave you internally damaged, but now it's time for my exit/ I'm always respected and you lyrically rejected/ furious at American immigration cause you weren't selected/ left freezin' in the cold helplessly naked/ now I got you ponderin' "DAMN THIS AINT WHAT I EXPECTED"/ Now I'm not Nas, but realize that I'm STILL on top/ I'm hot and you're not/ and constantly stay copped and you flopped/ and if you ever come to Queens I believe you'll get dropped/ popped and robbed/ cause thuggin is a typical day job/ read the papers dun, my niggaz always reck shop/ at ya computer screen hot headed beggin' me to stop/ aight then nigga, this time I'll let you off easy/ that's what you say during ejaculation with ya palms all greasy....FAGGOT!!!

"Im the best, I'm the best, I'm the best, I'm the best, I'm the best, I'm the best, I'm the best, I'm the best"

"And you aint fuckin' nothin' nigga cause you on ya PERIOD"-The Best

"Noooo, he's leaving!" "Who, who's leaving?" THE BEST MOTHAFUCKAS!!! ~1~

Steveina, you better have some more lyrical inspiration than just listening to Nas on "Ether" over 1000 times before you post if you wanna "battle" me son. Honestly dun, over 50 percent of ya bars are indirect lyrics from "someone" elses rhymes, but you didn't hear that from THE BEST. FOR THE SAKE OF BATTLIN', OR THIS "DISAGREEMENT" COME UP WITH YOUR OWN IDEAS/BARS!!!

"you'll never defeat me cause I'll get resurrected"-The Best

Ah well... it seems that by popular demand my lines are still wanted. I said I was stopping cos I get another holiday at the end of this week, so I won't be here for a while. Big Gay! what the fuck are you on about saying that you brought it to me shit! name I time before now when YOU replied to me, huh!

Dolo, good to see you return god, you right, I got to give it to Sugar Shane too, but he got to watch out for the hook. If he pulls it off he' become one of the best boxers of all time.

One line...

...Back, after the 3rd time you should you really should know/qoolout you gave me this shit, Back: YOU MY HOE!!!!

Peace

see, this fag 3:16 wants a lyrical battle... i cant give him that. im an athlete you know i cant rap but ill give it a shot later.

Well you better hurry your ass up, I only got till Saturday to read that shit.

Steph, can I ask you one question, do you really want to be called "Smeph"? haha! Steph to smeph to smurf. Thats cool for real though.

Peace

Ok no, that wasn't me. SMEPH for fuck's sake, thats fucking gay! I dunno wat the fuck that wuz about....but anyway that wuz messed, whoever wrote that needs to take some sedatives.

Welcome back j-dolo! I went on the old thread yesterday and theres still those one-timers posting, its kinda funny, LOL.

Wow the lyrics keep gettin better and better, every time u all post them u step up ure style. And I agree with Hillis, don't stop the battlin, I love readin it.

Well i'm out for now. Shoutouts to everyone

Steph (NOT FUCKIN SMEPH)

Aight 3:16 later today

Man that was too nice, how about this. Later today you damn pussy. ah much better

"kazper, you say you got a working dick, but you just do not/I said you married yo hand so you can stick it in ya twat//What in the world is in yo hand? What you got in that hand?/someone else's dick, someone else's balls, and an empty vaseline can//Roll out, young kazper, disappear from this thread/I got way too many deadly verses floatin round in my head//my lines are as classic as Shakespeare's Hamlet, young one/yo shit is bout as simple as See Spot Run//you're not roaches plural, kazper, you're a singular pest/so I can get rid of one roach without breakin a sweat//might I remind you that H3K is also similar to the sun?/if I ever go out all you roaches will be done//but I'm gon be around for a grip, while yo style gets played/kazper, look out, here comes someone with the RAID!//what y'all think kazper does when a human approaches/hmm, let's see, does he scatter like roaches?//slavery ain't abolished, kazper, it's just got a new twist/you're a slave in the mind, and I'm crackin the whip//the pain I bring is crucial, cuz I'm killin you slowly/a la Roots, I'll make you punk ass change ya name to Toby//you callin on Martin Jr. for peace, cuz I'm fatal like malign cancer/but fuck peace, I want violence even more than the Black panthers//stop replyin, kazper, you have no lyrical contribution/since I'm the hip- hop mastermind, I'm gon make a solution//Qoolout! Qoolout! Qoolout! Here it go.../tell, kazper, yes, yes he can be my ho//I'm bout to get paid for the dick kazper's been gettin/and he knows to hit the corners after it's finished//don't ask ya man for help, cuz he's workin for me/ET TU, BRUTE? Shut up, ho! Keep workin them streets!/I ain't forgot you said that your style was sweet//and know that last shit wasn't yous, you lyrical cheat!/you said you was like P. Diddy; he needed ghost writers/while my shit is original and loved like the game Street Fighter//my lyrics grab you like Zangief and do a spinning pile driver/or how about I toss a hot lyric at you and like Sagat yell, Tiger!/however I do it to you, you juts can't handle it/every time you write a rhyme I take it and dismantle it//break it down to it's atoms and show everyone the flaws/while you head to the laundry room to wash the shit out ya draws//I'm anointed as the king; that means I'm ordained by God/so when I blast ya ass in here just bow down and nod//don't keep tryin me, son, or I'll rebuke you with furious anger/and my wrath spreads to ya family, leavin all roaches in danger..."

Hill 3:16 says kazper's a friendly bitch. Get it? Hill? 3:16?

J-Dolo, I been givin it to kazper. The Best has been havin a respectable battle with 3:16, while I'm forced to battle the underdeveloped. But it's good to see you return. Qoolout? The answer is yes. Yes, I got it... LOL

I'm out like chill. Peace!

AM BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK(OH MY BAD BEST).ANYWAY I KNOW YALL MISSED ME AND BEEN WANTING TO HEAR FROM ME BUT,YOU KNOW ITS NOT AS INTERESTING AS IT USED TO BE.I USED TO BE LIKE "i cant wait o get to work so i could USE THE COMPUTER AND JUMP ON THE THREAD TO SEE WHATS WAS THE TOPIC OF THE DAY.SO I COULD MAKE MY OPINION ON IT.BUT NOW I DONT FEEL LIKE POSTING ANYMORE.SO WOULD YOU GUYS HELP ME OUT SO I COULD GET THE FEELING BACK IN TO ME.AIGHT THANK YO.AM OUT.AND I WONT STOP LIKE CABS FOR BLACKS.ONE!

Im still pissed off about Jayz supposedly being the second best MC of all time. how gay is that

3:16 and Hillis, y'all get props from me. I made it a hot line/ y'all made it a hot rhyme. I gots to admit, y'all made that joint better than the original, lol. Big J, if that ain't your thing, I'd suggest you leave it alone because whoever you go at will clown you on it 4 forever. J-Dolo, welcome back up in here. Steph, I thought so. And I know somebody knows something about the Internet. I'ma keep asking until one of you tell me some info, lol. Holla

"C MURDER WAS ARRESTED FOR FIRST DEGREE MURDER" LMMFAO..DAMN that shits gonna go over real good in court. i can see the judge now "so Mr......uuhh Murder do you understand the charges of first degree murder against you" i can picture now the defense attorney tryin to explain to the jury "my clients name c murder is just because he saw his poor mom murdered in front of him and he had to raise himself making 3 dollars a week street battling rappers where he took on the name c murder to honor his mother" lmao if they read off so many of shynes lyrics in court on his gun charge tryin to say he was rhyming about killing people u know theyre gonna beat this one to death ..no pun intended...haaaaaaa

I'm gonn start out by sayin WELCOME BACK LOX GOOD TO HAVE U BACK

Did anyone here bout Jay-Z and R.Kelly makin a joint album? Well anywayz here's part of the article, u can read it all at
http://my.aol.com/news/news_story.psp?type=4&cat=0806&id=0 201241724391294
"The first single is the sexually explicit ``Honey,'' which played at the news event as Combs, Cochran and others bobbed their heads to the beat. When a reporter asked what the album's message would be for young people, R. Kelly said: ``This album is not Disneyland. ... It's up to the parents to bring the kids up the way they should.'' "

I dunno why but I found that comparison to Disneyland amusing.

Qool wat exactly is it u wanna know again?

later

props on the last one, got a nigga sweatin'

i come harder than one nigga packin two extra nutts/ you soft, like three thick hoes doin' da butt/ cramp my style,be like Fab, with a broke, chipped tooth/ have you sweatin like four fagets, in starter jackets, in a telephone booth// damn thats hot, have your fam butt naked in front of the Air conditioner/ fannin theyself with five pages of the sunday edition/ with my name on the front page, and my pic on the back/and a list of haters, that claim that im whack// now im far from " The Best " at least i know that ,you see/ but i know good and damn well "you" aint fuckin with me/ automatic, leaves your body twitchin sparaticlly/ you mad at me, i wouldn't be, i hate anger/ tragedy//and why you stuck on this "roach thing"/ your'e kinda scarin me "dun"/ you got a lotta fuckin experience squashin bugs just for fun/ i bet your childhood was gruesome, no body picked you for teams?/ they use to taunt you in the corner cause your low self esteem?// just grow up son, its over, you dont have to squish bugs/ it seems to me you need a psyciatrist and a hug/or a really good barney movie, and a P-B-and J,/ some milk, a pat on the back, and a big "it's okay"//but on the real you might as well put your hair in a bun/ cause your daddy wanted a daughter, not a sensitive son/ ................ (yawn) .....you tire me nigga, im damn near dying for sleep./ i think you need a nap too, maybe your style wont be weak,.....

goodnight, dont let the "bed bugs" bite.

Steph, I'm tryin 2 find out which is the cheapest Internet service with unlimited access. And did y'all hear Eminem's diss called "girls"? I think it's toward some rock stars or something. (When is he gonna beef with a rapper?) Anyway, the joint is tight; I like it better than "takeover" and "ether" but "ether" is the most harsh. Em says "that diss leaked, I would never have given you that much attention intentionally." Anybody know what diss he's speaking of right there? And lastly, you NY peeps gotta help me with this. What is brolick; is it a real word, NY slang or what? I looked it up and I couldn't find it.

I gotta hear what y'all think about this thing I just read from MTV.com. Dash sounds like he wanted Jay and Nas to fight it out with hands instead of with CDs. I could be wrong but read it for yourself. And it sounds like he is making excuses for Jay; I could be wrong, but just read it for yourself. Here is part of it:

"I don't consider it a loss," Jay's longtime business partner Damon Dash said. "It was a freestyle against a song. I feel if we're gonna battle we should keep it in the street. Don't put it on radio. It commercializes it. Then you have too many people judging it. ... When you're on top for a long period of time, they're probably gonna go with the person who hasn't been on top for a long period of time. 'Super Ugly' was just a freestyle that was meant for mixtapes, but it got put on such a bigger venue, it was considered a song."

The Roc-A-Fella mogul implied that Jay may be cooking up another comeback on either his upcoming Best of Both Worlds duet album with R. Kelly or the sequel to The Blueprint.

"If anybody knows Jay-Z, they know what he's gonna do," Dash said. "He'll never leave any questions unanswered. That's all I could say."

Oh yeah, I heard that it took him 2 hours to record "Super Ugly." I don't know if that's true or not, but if it took 2 hours, that's no longer a freestyle. Right? Maybe it started as a freestyle.

the track "girls" on d-12's cd was a diss against the band limp bizkit and dj lethal (formerly of house of pain) because they said they would help him produce and lay down his dis on emcee everlast aka whitey ford and then they never did i guess. the dis "girls isnt bad though. em seems to get a little outrageous sometimes on his disses and i think everlast got the best of him on that battle. i wanna see him battle some other elite emcees too though..

oh yeah and the cheapest internet service i think is juno/netzero they merged $9.99 / mo. im not all that caught up in the nas / jay z battle my 2 cents on it hell no they're not gonna battle it out with fists theres no money in that, unless theyre gonna take it to pay per view or some shit and have don king promote it. the whole battle between them gives both nas and jay z so much free publicity and advertising that theyll keep doing it in the studio and probably drag it out long as possible. notice how high on the charts stillmatic is getting? im sure its helping blueprint too even though its not as high. i have to give it to nas though, jay z has got so watered down the last couple albums and so much mtv airplay it almost makes me sick. nas' marketing strategy with the jay z battle paid off as its gone platinum already i think. also he got some respect back after falling off his last album i think.

"Oh my God, it's him!!" "Who, Who is it?" THE BEST MOTHAFUCKAS!! Aiyo, Steveina fuck popular demand you coward. Nigga my rhymes are always on DEMAND!! Don't use that as an excuse. Like I said, you "put ya heart into that verse, and now you're lyrically sick". Just accept your defeat like the strong woman you are. And how can I be ya hoe if I'm ya father, it's just not happenin' dun. Also, if you like Takeover so much, then why in the hell are your lyrics so "INFLUENCED" by Ether? Just admit it wo, you can't rhyme/battle, all you do is take other niggaz spits and twist the words around to make them look or sound like yours. I'm through gettin' at you though because lyrically you and I are on totally different levels, you're novice and I'm professional. Now Kazper, I have been peepin' ya flows dun, are you gettin' at me or are you reppin' me? LMAO at Q lookin' brolik up in the dictionary. Dun its a Queens slang, it basically means hard, bold, or "bout it bout it". Ah I don't mean to get off the subject, but what types of clothing (brand names) are you niggaz feelin'? I know different regions/states rep different types of clothes, but what's your typical every day fittings? You know me, I have to come laced with some Ice History, Coogi, Akademics, Enyce, Sean John, Phat Farm, and Polo for casual wear(YO YO, Hillis u know how we do). And shoes, I rep either Uptowns(Air Force Ones), the old Jordans (perferably patent leather, the 11's) or the infamous Tims (everyone should have at least one pair of these in their closet). Until next post........."Nooooo, he's leaving!" "Who, who's leaving?" THE BEST MOTHAFUCKAS!!

"You'll never defeat me cause I'll get resurrected"-The Best

Damn, kazper! Would actually challenge a nigga?

"Yawn, young kazper, you at it again?/once more H3K has to pick up the pad and the pen//I gotta SIXTH SENSE, so kazper, your lies are feeble/when I'm readin your rhymes I SEE DEAD PEOPLE//yeah, when I was a kid, I stomped roaches and smacked hoes wit powder/so kazper, bustin yo ass in this thread gives me nostalgia//kazper, I already said that your style was played/my lyrics comin too fast, they be leavin you dazed//I got the mic skills that yo whole family crave/I hit you harder than White boys hittin acid at a rave//I hit you harder than niggas hit bitches when runnin a train/address my flow as Jeffrey Dahmer cuz they eatin ya brain//kazper, tell the truth, dawg, you fiendin for my penis/but when I decline, it's from my heart so you know that I mean it//you're my ho and you're my bitch, but you can never be my woman/I'm only interested in you as long as them numbers keep comin//and them tricks keep turnin, I don't care if you can't breath easy/you's my muthafuckin ho! yo job is to please me//you say I need a hug, you must want to hug me, bitch/but I don't hug no ho, no tellin what disease I might get//I'm glad you know you ain't the best, cuz you lack lyrical wealth/but Big Hill snatched the crown and I'm keepin it for my self/H-3-K, he started this online rap shit/damn, kazper, how many times you gon respond with a wack diss?/I suggest you find an empty room and stick ya hand in yo puss/before kazper the cowardly roach, becomes kazper, the cowardly mush..."

"And I'm out this muthafucka!" - Bernie Mac

Wassup "Full Tilt"." I respect you comin in here like an adult. Fuck all that tip toein around shit. Say what you gotta say. Before I go, I wanna give Qoolout a shout out, J-Dolo a shout out, H*WOOD a shout out, young ma Steph a shout out, and the imposter a FUCK YOU! Where you is, boyee???

For my nigga 3:16... I! lace kazper with shit that's lethal, WILL! you claim you write yo shit but you do NOT! respect his weak ass lyrics LOSE! I'm laughin when I hear em...

For my nigga Big J...WHat you talkin bout, kazper?

For my nigga The Best...Oh no! He's leaving! Who? Who's leaving? Hill's Pest Control...

I'M OUT LIKE MY USIN ALL CAPS ASS NIGGA LOX. ONE!

Oh, and another quick thing, kazper, the friendly bitch... I'm a grown ass man, and that bed bugs shit is for lil children. So while you callin other niggas "Delicious," I'm talkin as loud as I want at a golf course. So to YOU, young dummy, I say...

"Goodnight. Don't let this rabid pit bull bite..."

Man fuck 3:16 i aint even gonna deal with that pest.

Anyways, IM GETTIN SICK AND TIRED OF THESE NEW RAPPERS TRYIN TO REMAKE SONGS THAT AINT EVEN THAT OLD!I saw on bet that fag ja-rule and that slut j-lo REMADE A CLASSIC GRAIG MACK FLAVA IN YA EAR!!! THOSE TWO SONS OF BITCHES!!! and that bitch lil mo did the beat on snoop doggs song i forget what its called but its the one where they say sippin on gin and juice. and im gettin annoyed by these little motherfuckers like Nelly saying they the best. and like im thinkin LOX wil i might retire from this damn board cuz it aint fun anymore we got fags like 3:16 and kazper actin like they run it and we have the faggot imposter whos either 3:16 or kazper as well but who ever it is fuck you and that smeph shit was gay as hell.

"why in the hell am i locked in and they let them white boys free"- 2PAC MOTHER FUCKERS IM OUT AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

i meant craig mack god damnit

LOX, good to see you back man, if you hadn't noticed, I just kicked Backs ass over the internet! HAHA!

Like I said J, didn't think so.

Best, Back, Butt, WHAT! "you say your rhymes are in DEMAND but your hip hops been grounded/never beat the kid thats lyrically rounded"

Like I say retard, I WILL NOT LOSE! I used Ether cos it was the 1st track i listened to when I came up with them lines. It was in my CD player you fuck. You got those where you from, CD, Compact Disc. You should get them in a few years time.

"So you read the lyrics now you clyinically depressed/3:16 in charge, so you being oppressed/HEARD IT ON THE GRAPEVINE you was seen in a dress/your "imaginary sister" just got nutted on the chest"

Yo I just played GTA3 for the first time! WOAH! Ran over a cop, stole his car, got out to hit some dudes with a bat, started a big ass rumble like Tyson/Lewis, and got hit in the head about 4 times with a baseball bat after killing about 5 dudes. i got to get myself a PS2!

Steph, Smeph, whatever. I didn't really think it was you, but you know, smeph sounds kinda cool! HAHA!...

"3:16 says, I JUST WHOOPED YOUR ASS!"

Peace

Thanx to phoolyit cuz for that info about the net and thanx to Hillis for telling me how to prounce his name. Best, lol, I ain't know, it could've been a real word. Most of the Roc was down in the DC area last night. I never even heard of most of them and Jay wasn't there. They were supposed to be goin to this club but 1st they were on the radio talking about it. They all spit these disses that I heard before, I think from hiphop.com. I know I heard em on some site before, but it seemed like they were trying to pass it off as a freestyle, lol. Maybe that's just how I took it, I don't know. But anyway, after they spit about Nas and Jada a lil, Flex said "Y'all goin get us fired." I guess he meant because they were saying to much about guns or something. So Beanie got on the mic and said, "sorry about that, we don't wanna get anybody fired, I take full responsibility." (LOL) Then he said, "but we had to do that. People think this man Nas is on top right now because he came back at my boy with "either." Then another DJ said "you know he got 5 mics for that?" Beans said, "I couldn't believe they gave him 5 mics for that CD. Anybody that comes at the Roc we gonna come to your town and air you out on the radio. Y'all saw what I did to Jada, he had to get his boys Styles and a lot of other people to come at me. (That's what they were doin for Jay, lol) We on top right now." Just wanted to give y'all that info. Does Beans really think he beat Jada? Jada hit him with, "I don't know why he talking all greasy when MACKS jam easy" and with "you forgot/ the reason that you signed to the ROC/ cause you listen and you watched/ and listen to The LOX/ all it a gun and a bomb/ and you got me on tape, Hard Knock Tour, huggin ya mom. I say Jada won. Y'all here that Canibus diss toward Beanie? Did he respond yet? And phooltyit, I knew the diss was about limp b, but on it he says "it was never released, it leaked." What diss is Em talking about?

Big J, did you ever do another CD? I just got a burner and I'm trying to put together a CD with nothing but disses. I know about Pac's and LL/Canibus' but I need y'all to tell me if I am forgetting any tight disses that went back and forth like this Nas vs. Roc one. And I got H to the OMO, Takeover, Ether and Super Ugly, but I heard there were some others by Nas. Let me know where I can find them if y'all know. I know one line says Hova you had my left overs, she told me about your problem the 1st night you slept over. Anybody know the name of this joint? Holla. And 3:16, if that was you... I told you. You can get prostitutes on that joint too (GTA3), but watch out, they take your money quick, lol.

at nobody in particular,just demonstratin the skill.y'all aint forgotten the wizzard from the start of the old thread.

my shit's tried and tested/lswear l cant be contested/wac rappers must be arrested/there l thougth you'd geussed it/he's a lame ass impression of a rapper/he's just an actor/lamna yell it loud till everybody open their eyes/and realise/he's a shook white man beneath that hard black disguise/his lyrics jus disgus me/trus me/yo they mus be/stolen from a nursery rime,or somethin like that/belive me thoh he quite wack/even thoh despite thet/he still come around askin niggz "where the mic at"/bet even yo wife dont even wanna bear ya seed/yo you dont even deserve the air ya breath/there ya see/l shit on ya tape and wipe my ass with ya album cover/and another/and another/nigga run for cover/lam takin you out like yo mother.

I can't stay on that long but I just have to ask all of you guys, just like Qoolout. Where are some good disses mp3's that I can convert to a WAV. and burn on a CD. And also some good sites were I can burn some hot songs for free. Please anybody I am not all that good at the computer and my friends keep comming with this new shit thay say they got of the net. But they won't tell me! So anybody out thier tell me some sites and give me some links to some MP3's that I can convert in to a WAV. file and burn them on a disc. Thanks in advance

"Oh my God, it's him!!" "Who, who is it?" THE BEST MOTHAFUCKAS!! Aiyo, Steveina you said what? LMAO @ you not respondin' to my verse because you supposedly have a "holiday". What "holiday" you nincompoop......"NIGGAZ THAT STILL COULDN'T GET ANY PUSSY IF THEY BEGGED A BRITISH TRICK" day. O.K. I guess you would fit perfectly in that category. By the way I live in the UNITED STATES OF AMERICA dun, and I have plenty c.d.'s, probably more than your whole countries population. Are you furious because the UGAY hasn't seen Nas's video "Got Urself A Gun" yet, and it's been out over 2 months now. Oh and that "Ah well" statement you posted on the 24th seems like you weren't expecting me to reply to your "highly influenced" Ether diss. And did I miss something, but who in the hell pronounced you the winner of this "dissagreement" son(daughter). Fuck it, when you get back from your "holiday" why don't we spit a final verse and have everyone vote. I hope that I'm not asking too much from you Steveina because I don't want you crying to your GHOSTS beggin' them to come up with just one more verse for you, eh? One last question for you......Where did you get those slangs from dun because I know good and well they don't talk like that in Britian LOfuckingL?!!! Once again everyone stop what you're doing and picture a British nigga tryin' to talk with a hood slang and get brolik ROTFLMfuckingAO!!! "Noooo, he's leaving!" "Who, who's leaving?" THE BEST MOTHAFUCKAS!! ~1~

"They plan was to knock me out the top of the game/ but I overstood they truth was all lame"-Nas

You know what Back... Who pronounced me the winner, oh my God, ME, thats who! That wasn't too bad an idea for you, when i'm back i'll spit something, hmmm, lets see, 3 verses, then everyone can vote. I like it. But just so as you remember me, i'll give you just one more line...

...Like Doc Holiday without tuberculosis/leave you full of holes so you breathing through osmosis...

Yo Q, I played GTA3 again. You know if you get a hooker in your car and wait until you start fuckin' you get extra health! Then when the ho takes your money, get out of the car and rob her ass!

To everyone up on here. i'ma be gone for a while (you gonna miss me Back?) Q, Hollywood J, Hillis, Steph, LOX, J-Dolo etc, big ass shout outs. If I can i'ma stop by to check up on y'all and electronically kick Backs ass again. hehe...

Peace

Ive made atleast 6 CDs but the damn thing wont work anymore. i made a best of big and a best of pac cd, a Queens Bridge cd, a while im fuckin a girl cd, a mad collabos cd, and a best of beats cd.

Have a good holiday 3:16, hope to hear from ya soon.

Ok, I wuz wonderin wat everyone thinks of this. Just wanna get peoples opinions on this. Cuz today i wuz readin in the paper bout that American dude who joined the Taliban and shit. And it said that one of the things that is thought that influenced him was "the angry black hiphop music he listened to".......I found that a really unfair statement. And I heard so much shit bout rap and hiphop pushing ppl do to shit and all. Honestly its the fuckin upbringing and values, not the damn music that pushes ppl to do crazy shit. Like I wuz readin this article in some magazine last week, i forget wat magazine, and the article wuz called "Eminem's Music Killed My Sister" or some shit. It wuz about this 14yr old girl that commited suicide and in the time b4 she did she listened to a lotta Eminem. And so the dad and the rest of the family blame it on Eminem. Thats ridiculous. It fuckin pisses me off when ppl blame hihop and rap for shit. It really does. It doesn't fuckin influence ppl, the ppl who it does are dumbasses who deserve watever happens. Tell me wat y'all think bout this shit

GOT DAMN STUPID RETARDED ASS HOLES DONT HAVE THE RIGHT TO LISTEN TO RAP IN THE FIRST PLACE STUPID ASSES ARRRRRRGHH!!!!

You all deserve to lick the klingons from my ass with your weakass tongues.

Where everybody at?

I'm out like peace. Peace!

like walkin up in yo old hood and not gettin no love or recognition.l know how Raakim feel.

thoughts is explosive spittem out before they blow up my dome/l used to rep here,geuss l had to grow up and roam/but whats this,aint no love when l show up at home/thats aight,chill,geuss l'll have to blow up alone/l hear word on the street is nas is done witha beef/but dash tellin jigga-man he shoulda come with the heat/jigga scared to do another diss song,scared to rap agian/coz if aint better than ether cats will say its wack again/heard him on radio apologisin to nas/he only did that to make niggaz listen to his bars/nas got mad skills/l swear yo that kid is ill/but for real that kid got problems with his attitude still/jigga got niggaz on the streets eatin/while nas be beefin/with his closest cats on the streets,even thoh he's defeatinem/he didnt deal in drugs/got skills,but not a thug/got admiration not love

ln case anyone wanna fuck with lam takin it tp the streets.

my mind's a void/lam paranoid/easily annoyed/its my stature/l dont hate ya/lam just a bully by nature/tread on my toes/you'll feel my fist dead on ya nose/no time for askin/lam slappin/by standers for laughin/blow my fuse/l leave yo ass thoroughly bruised/deeply confused/screamin out/this is abuse/death l refuse/lam not ready/lirically rock steady/sprayin y'all with insults like it was confetti/all you fellas bow/dont be jealous now/wizzard's the bomb fuck what they tell us now.

Well there goes the greatest thread in this boards history.

i agree

HELL NO I AINT GONNA LET THIS SHIT DIE YALL ASS BETTER GET BACK IN HERE.CMON QOOLOUT,HILLIS,BEST,BIG J,STEPH,JAMISON,3;16.we CANT LET THIS DIE YO.AM OUT LIKE A FATBOY IN DODGEBALL.ONE!!!!

Steph: so music doesn't influence you? then why do you listen to it?

I Can't believe it. Sugar Shane got his ass handed to him by Vernon Forrest, not to take anything away from Forrest, but damn!! YA just had to see the fight. i never saw anyone manhandle Shane like that. Despite this, Suger Shane has shown that he was a true gentleman even in defeat,and took his L like a man, and Vernon Forrest was a gentleman himself and he already said he would grant SUgar shane a rematch. I wish more boxers could be like these two. This was a fight overshadowed by the Tyson/Lewis non-sense. Anyway what up peeps? Veteran Squad (Qoolout, Steph, Big J, 2nd Sage (ya name is ill), LOX, H3K, Best, 3:16 (WHAT??!) if ya watch WWF ya know what "WHAT!?" is. I won't keep this at Sportscenter but damn this thread is only like what ,2 weeks old and there's so many damn posts. Keep up the good work fellas. I heard one of R.Kelly & Jay-z's songs (The Best of Both Worlds), and i gotta say, only Jigga could come up wit an idea like that. Up here it Ct, alot of heads is mad that AI got the starting PG position instead of Jason Kidd. I dont care, cuz ima stick by my boy AI till the end. My ova boy Steve Franchise is starting too. I'm heated cuz last time they played each other, my boy AI was roasting my ova boy Steve Francis. Anyway, Jordan is still Shittin on cats. Anyway's nice to be on again. I'll holla back. Peace. One

Lox! J-Dolo! I'm still here cuzzins! What up wit it? I just wanna say I heard "People Are Talkin" by Jay-Z and it's NICE. Check it out folks. It has nothing to do with our Nas vs. Jay-Z discussion. But I can say Jay-Z has another upper echelon song to add to his repertoire, while Nas has lacked in the good song department (pre- Stillmatic). Also, Sugar Shane? What's up with boxers puttin all the Sugars in front of they names? That's like sayin, Yo I'm Iron Evander Holyfield or I'm Iron Lennox Lewis. Once somebody takes the name, you give it up. I ain't finna really go out and be like, my rap name is Dr. A. Like I took Hillis 3000 from Andre 3000, but if we was both famous, that shit would be weak. So what's the deal with "Sugar" Shane? Also, I know y'all niggas mad we ain't got an all-Black QB Super Bowl. Kordell and Dee McNeezy almost made it. Oh well, maybe we can get Steve McNeezy and Tony Beezy next year. Or how about Daunte Culpizzle or Aaron Briznooks? Or a revived Akili Smithmeister or an improved Shaun Kingeezymeisterizzlepizzlenizzlesteezy...

I'm out like a heroin addict that O-"deed." Peace!

I don't think this thred is nessesarly dead. It never is busy on the weekend and on monday. But I will never go away unless something stops me. But anyways The Vernon vs. Sugar match was decent, and not dissapointing. But remeber during the pre-match stuff they kept saying Vernon was the last person to beat him. I kinda had a feeling that Vernon was going to win. Because that fight wasn't that long ago, I think it was like 5 years ago. I wonder what is happening to my favorite fighters. Tito gets droped by Hopkins and now Sugar Shane gets droped by Forrest. I guess I will be pulling for Vargas to beat De La Hoya then. J-dolo you are right about them being gentalmen after the fight, and it being overshadowed by that Tyson stuff. I am not mad about A.I starting, but at PG! Who is the starting SG then, Tmac or somebody? It don't make since for A.I to start at PG when he has been a SG for about 3 years now. But I think JKidd will be in the running with KG for the MVP this year. I remember The Best ask what gear do we have. Well I sometimes want to be different when I put on my gear. I try to orginate a style that I only use, and maybe a few of my close friends. Because down in Cincinnati everybody is trying to be like New York. I can't say I don't sometimes either, but we don't never have our on style here in Cincinnati. I think every person has some A1 on their closet. (By the way we call Air Force ones, A1.) You have to wear either Columbos, or Timbos in the winter or else you will get blasted on a lot for not having them. And most of the niggas here wear cornrolls trying to be like baby Iverson. Me on the other hand don't wear braids, with my Indian hair I don't grow afros. So I just keep my hair wavy and put on the fitted cap. I wear my fitted according to what I am wearing. Like if I had on a red shirt I would put on a red fitted, you get it! I got a fitted for every outfit and every color. I wear the fitted with the lables out. You know the labels that are inside the hat. Just flip it out and wear it like that. I hate coogie sweaters so I wear a lot of Phat Farm sweaters with or a name brand one with a design on it. I wear a lot of Avirex including two varsity jackets by Avirex. I keep about 3 pairs of gym shoes in my closet. Right now in my closet are the Reebok Classics, The new Tmac's, and these new nike shox's shoes. I forgot the name I think they are called XT, but is all black and it has ice blue shox at the bottom. And I wear Khaki's a lot also cargo pants. I got a lot of jeans too. Thant is about it. I don't have any eye cathing gear, but I do keep myself looking neat no matter what. But when I get this gig on saturday I will go shopping for some serious gear! If anybody is still reading this that knows a lot about mp3's then give me a good site where I can get some good Rap songs. That I can burn on a CD. Someone please tell me. I don't have anything really to talk about rap wise. But I will when I get another chance. Keep me focus

"Oh my God, it's him!" "Who, who is it?" THE BEST IS BACK IN THIS MOTHAFUCKA, MOTHAFUCKAS!! Aiyo, big ups to all the vets, you know who you are, includin' you Steveina. I'm so mothafuckin' laced dun, I just got word back from Siemens Co.(an Engineering Co.), and they talkin' about starting me off at 90K a year when I graduate. The only problem is that the firm is in Houston.......fuck what do I do, choose Queens or makin' bank in Texas? Ah Hillis, it's almost that time for a nigga to get on line dun.....WISH ME MAD LUCK!! Anyways this is my last battle verse against Steveina, I hope niggaz enjoy.......

CHORUS: (From the Nas Is Like joint) "3:16 is like half man, half woman.....her bras are pink, her titties frail/ THE BEST is like half man, half amazin......my lyrics are deep, I never fail"

Aiyo, check it:

I place fear in ya heart cause I'm this threads Paul Revere/ I kill this British dolo like Mad Cow disease and dissapear/ I'll use the British slang to choke and smoke this fag like FAGS(this is the British term for cigarettes)/tossed out and crossed out like the red stripes on ya flags/ toe tags and body bags cause most of you niggaz are gay/ Prince Charles stops when I blow spots in UGAY like IRA/ fatally inject this coward like hot heroine needles/ excuse me, but the "British Invasion" ended with the Beatles/ do me a favor and tell ya country to get off Americas dick/ or I'll run you pricks out the states like 1776/ CHECK MY HOES STYLE, I'll slap Queen Elizabeth across the face with a kithcen fork/ CHEK MY PROFILE, I was born and raised in the ghetto, Queens, New York/ I hope you came prepared for this lyrical execution/ similar to the one America gave England in the Revolution/ you've never written ya lyrics, always had a "substitution"/ I'm the victor in the "disagreement", and that's gon' to be the conclusion/ got you scratchin' ya head, my spits placed you in utmost confusion/ cause you outrhymin' me will be pronounced as an illusion/ honestly, in this dispute I've been doin' all the abusin'/ your dialogue is LUDACRIS cause YOUR FANTASIES with my sister are amusin'/ I'm switchin' my rhyme pattern like morning to afternoon/ While I'm always spittin' flames, you constantly rhyme perfume/ I can scent the BITCH in you from a ways of a distance/ you couldn't me if ya lyrics were sold like muslims do insense/ so now I'm suppose to be ya hoe, eh? dun I beg your pardon/ son are you physically, mentally, and lyrically retarded/ ya verse also stinks I think ya ghostwriter farted/ you will regret battlin' me cause now you're a locked target/ ya rhymes are more played out than an Atari systems cartridge/ you my son and my slave so roll out my red carpet/ I'm the nicest on the mic cause my rhymes are precise/ lyrically murder this nincompoop, and it wouldn't be a crime/ with elusive lyricism that contaminates ya mind/ then sieze ya immune system, you aren't strong to survive/ You should fall to ya knees and praise this lyrical blessin'/ I carry the mic like it's a part of my flesh and/ use it with rhymes to bend this maggot like a crescent/ I'll make ya bars look like they headed in the wrong direction/ I'll dismantle ya face and have ya mouth feelin' conjestion/ my gloc make ya head DIVORCE ya body like Jordan's marriage/ Cindarella ass niga where's ya slipper and ya carriage/ fuck a carriage, you gone need a hurse to carry off ya body/ and ya sudden death is obvious, there's no need for an autopsy/ now you'll rest in peace with that nigga O-S-E/ Oops did I hit home there, I didn't mean to 3:16/ ya moms passed ya casket screamin' out "NO BABY PLEASE!!"/ now I could give a fuck about a line you STOLE from Qoolout/ cause this is like a Grizzlies game, dun you gettin' blew out/ I can predict ya next rhymes like Cleo the Psychic/ "BACK this, BACK that" and all that other wack shit/ my advice to you son is that you need more practice/ and you mention my SISTER in over half of ya bars/ she told me ya cock was 2 inches even when on hard/ now you and homosexuality go together like siamese twins/ and you can reply if you want, but you know it's your end?/ believe when I say this "battle" is not even close/ you couldn't mute me if ya other alias was Strep Throat/ I'm the GOAT/ not of rappin', but definitely of this thread/ got you bouncin' off walls like ya name was Drop Dead Fred/ there's nothin' left to do but to decapitate ya head/ you're funeral will be tommorow cause after this "battle" you'll be pronounced dead.....MOTHAFUCKIN' PRICK!!

"he he" to this one British Maggot

"YOU HAVE JUST LOST"-The Best

P.S.-Don't take long to (ghost)write ya verse or three verses or however many verses you write Steveina, we're wating!!

"Nooooo, he's leaving!" "Who, who's leaving?" THE BEST MOTHAFUCKAS!! ~1~

after the bar that ends in distance I meant to say "you couldn't defeat me if ya lyrics were sold like muslims do insense". Oh and Hillis, that "People Are Talking" joint is subpar. It's a indirect response to Nas's "You're Da Man". STILLMATIC is officially PLATINUM, and Braveheart party has been dropped from the album which makes it a true CLASSIC!! And my sources say that Nas will release his next album NASTALGIC either at the end of this year or the beginning of 2003. Sources also say that he will once again work with NO NAME producers and the originals like Premo, LES, and Large Professor. Sources ALSO say that the long awaited Nas collabo with RAKIM will be on NASTALGIC. Finally, there are also speculations about an ETHER remix with the likes of Jadakiss currently in the makings, so if Jay Z releases another diss track, hopefully Nas will release this joint. All I can say is Blueprint 2 in November and NASTALGIC in Jan 2003, HERE WE GO AGAIN!! And if NASTALGIC is anything like the lyrical Nas we know, can anyone say "three 5 mic albums". One last thing, LMfuckingAO @ Jay Z with a bald head, a silk/velcro(selcro) lightning "Z" button up shirt on, and rappin' faster than a speeding bullet in '95!!~1~

"you couldn't mute me is ya other alias was Strep Throat"-The Best

What up y'all? LOX, I'm right here, you the one been missin in action. Dogg, our boy Jada done done it again. "D block where the hammers is at. Every night is like the Apollo with guns...even amateurs clap." - Jadakiss. Next to Pac, this is my fave spitter right now. I just got that RR3 thing. It's okay, but people like Luda on there talking bull. Jada coming out with another solo thing. I know the 1st wasn't what it was suppose to be but I think he gonna really bring it this time. Plus the beef is on with Beans and them, which will probably motivate Kiss to really show his skills. I saw Red and Meth's movie, just because it wasn't nothing else to see. People, save your money. I don't know if they can act or not, but that terrible story line never gave them boys a chance. I should have stayed in the house that day. Best, nice line Qoolout... this is like a grizzly game, you getting blew out LOL. J- Dolo, they had to give AI the start. Look where they are playing. Sike, naw that's my dogg, repping D.C. they don't want it with him. Remember last year? Y'all gonna have to tell me and Hwood where we can d load that music. And tell me what are some disses that went back in forth like Nas and Jay and LL and Canibust. Big J, your CD's had me rolling.

AH i bought GTA3 and im on the mission where i gotta race those fast ass cars but i might skip it. i was causing so much chaos THEY HAD TO GET THE ARMY ON ME DUN!!! I was roasting them mofos with da flame thrower.

And as far as dumb bitch ass motherfuckers doing shit because of rap, like my mom said "you know it aint nothing but fucking white people doing that dumb shit".

AI starting instead of jason kidd is good. The only reason People are jumping on the Kidd bangwagon because there team is winning and the only reason people are scream kidd should be the mvp because his assist. the man shoots 34% from the field. the only reason hes any good is the chemestry between HIS TEAMATES and to say he would have that same chemestry with the all stars is pure, unfiltered, stirred on the street, than pissed on after you puked on it BULLSHIT!!!

Damn did anyone see JAY-Z when he was young on MTV when he had a bald head and rapping real fast?!?!?!?? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! oh and HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!1 they showed that shit on the mtv news jayzvsnas thing (bout god damn time) at the end Sway said that Jadakiss and Pshitty where gonna beef as well as that pansy Sisqo and RKelly.

"You say im gay? thats ok becuase its like Hip-Hop Hooray and your mothers the ho"-Big J AKA Big Jon Studd AKA The Big Man AKA The Beast AKA YO DADDY

Super Bowl is finally here, fellas.My team da niners r out so I have to go to the closest team to my home state of Connecticut, the Patriots. You're right, Qoolout. they had to start AI at point guard, because it's right in Philadelphia, so it' like a homecoming for him and it would be humiliating if he didnt start, right? Kobe must be thrilled that he's playin the allstar game at his home town, but who will they be rootin for more, AI or KB, or even MJ? And Steve Franchise is starting for the west? All my boys (wit the exception of T-Mac, you could only have 5 starters)are startin. I hope that Vince Carter enters the dunk contest, as well as T-Mac, KB,Francis and Baron Davis and even Barry West(the white boy wit sick ass hops in Seatle.They owe it to us hardcore basketball fans that love the game as much if not more than they do. This reminds me of that movie "Space Jam". The West are the "Mon-Stars" (Look at the size of the team!) and the east are the Looney Tune Stars, (the underdog smaller team)with the best basketball player in the universe other than God, michael jordan. Okay enough wit cartoons and sports, what up, Q, H3K, Big J, Best, 3:16(What??!), LOX (Remember the Heist Pt1 on "Money,Power, Respect album?. That shit was hot),Steph, holla back if u still here, and 2nd Sage (wit a name like that u should be a rapper.).I gotta go to work right now but be back in little while. In the mean time, keep me informed on any new info about anything to do wit rap. Peace,

"I'm out like cum when i bust"-me "I'm out like roaches when the lights turn on"-me

How you like that Hillis (LOL)? Holla!

Then you wonder why kasper was actin like a constipated asshole.

Um, yeah, "Big J..."

J-Doleezy fa sheezy! I likehow you be "out" this muthafucka... Off da hinges, off da hook, and off da wall! C'mon playas, y'all know Stevie Franchise shouldn't be startin, but he definitely should be on the All-Star list. And what's all this noise about Elton Brand bein an All-Star "snub?" I could see if they put Samaki Walker on there instead of him, but folks is cryin about Chris Webber bein an All- Star. Chris Webber!!! Are you fuckin serious? I don't care how many games C-Webb has missed he's still the best power forward in the league HANDS DOWN! So if he can actually play in the game, he definitely should be in it. And even my boy, The Franchise, I know he got hurt, but look at how Houston collapses when he ain't there! That proves he's All-Star worthy, too. So barring any migraines he should play. True, Elton Brand got the Clips in playoff position, but there's really no one on the West team he should replace.

wizzard? What's up wit some mo flow?

I'm out like Elton Brand from the All-Star game. Peace!

Double-click explora window showup quickly/
To check Greenspun and see some verbal jizzum - sticky/
CuriOSity cause-me-to check the Nas and Zee thread/
though I know origiNO intent is spent and dead/
Senselessly replaced by tensa drunken shitface battles/
Causin' splitface grins at the sins of the cattle who/
Listen to rap and SNAP! "I can do that do"/
And formulate a hundred ways to say "You faggot jew/
"I hate you, an' I'm gat gunnin' for ya crew"/
But ya barbs fall flat, son, n' splat like poopoo/
U just Cooin' like a pigeon or brainlame spayed fool/ Empty carbs, pixel tofu-that shit'll shame ya grade school/

Wow, I almost never check this thread but it's actually pretty entertaining. I like the lyrical battle; "The Best" 's verses are actually funny to read, they're so inane, while Kazper's aren't far behind. Hillis seems to be the only "real" lyricist here, despite the fact that some of his quickies aren't that great; he's the only one who seems to have some real intelligence behind his lyrics.

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oh yeah, I'm not watchin the superbowl!!!!!

thought i was gone, phuck dat this shits fun,/ lacing tracks that yank niggas like the gravitational pull from the sun/ now heres another simple nigga, throwin hate in the game/hope you catch artritis in your fingers, typin my name/oh,.. im sorry, i aint mean to put you out like this/ you want sympathy?,.. look in the dictionary betwinxed shit and syphilis/there i go again, i aint mean that, was i thinkin out loud/i aint mean to have you cryin, snifflin, slobbin at the mouth/i aint mean to hit you with the bat and swell up yo face/ what i meant to do was put you in your gotdamn place/ i can feel it, is that you temperature getting hotter and hotter/ you a wizard? what you think you is? Harry Potter?/nigga sit down let me have a little talk with you boy/i aint the nigga to play with, pimpin. i aint no ma-phuckin toy/ i aint no Fisher Price, See and Say, or My Little Buddy/ i'll leave you layin face first in the dirt, with your pockets out,....bloody/i bet it make your fuckin day, just to jump in this shit/ bet you at home happier than a fagget with a bag fulla dicks/i aint ask you for no coment, if i want it i'll give it/but now at least i know what little village is missing they're idiot

haters..............(shakin my head)

hey hillis, im just getting back, and reading your post, props on that last one................. i aint got the time now, but, uhh,....... i'll get you back.

im out like uhh,..... like uhh,... phucket, i'll leave that up to you.

There go the friendly ghost who boast he fits the most in/
Kasperm the squirm, he's off to perm his ass for roastin'/
Here he come again, with sheer amounts of lang-witch/
To put the fear in us, but DAMN! he's stitchin' up the same shit/
That made us laugh before - no hate, we 'preciate kitsch/
If slidin' in the shaft some more's your thing, I won't complain, bitch/

GOD DAMNIT. the message i posted lasted night didnt come through. FUCK ILL DO IT AGAIN LATER.

"I lay low On some hydro tryin to slide from the 5-0 But now I get wild similar to Ol' Dirty a third time fellon just hit what over 30 No worries, style have em so thirsty First degree heats are quittin on me Cold turkey, no mercy I bring the pain of a hundred migraines But a thousand shoutin my name that's why I came"-Inspectah Deck

Man im sick and tired of people bitching about AI and MT Mutombo starting in the all-star game. AI should be starting whether it is in philly or in alaska. 30 points a game, 2.45 steals agame and plays like 40 minutes. and to say MT Mutombo shouldnt start is just being a damn fool. And i hope shaq doesnt play because it would be too embarassing for Shaq to get his ass blocked by Mutombo like he did 2 weeks ago! HAHAHAHA!!! if theres anyone who shouldnt be starting its that bitch ass Antione Walker. he takes like 15 threes a game and makes like 1 or 2. and Paul Pierce should be starting instead of MJ. The only reason Carter lead in the votes is because he has the entire country of Canada voting for him. I dont give a shit about whos in the west because like my music, IM STRICTLY EAST COAST.

And about rap influencing people to do crazy shit, it aint nothin but white people doing that dumb ass shit.

"Curse to the wicked snakes who try to snatch the truth away Cursed be the ones who try to take our youth away Peace to the black, the brown, the red, yellow, and white seed We don't discriminate man over color/creed They tried to snatch up our beats, son, and steal our culture and German Catholics, whitewashing Roman sculptures How dare you try to deny Allah's intelligence? Kidnap the truth, and destroy the black evidence"-RZA

LOL, me and kasper had our disagreements, but I gotta give it to him on that Harry Potter line. That joint was funny. Best, you got new beef. Sage, I heard a few new joints by Canibust and that man has surprised me. He flowing about Jig on one song and about Beans on another and both of them are tight. Stop faking on his money and he should be str8. And I know y'all probably heard about the song where he is rapping as Eminem's fan Stan. That joint will have you rolling. Anyway, one of the lines towards Jay is "The only difference between us is a budget, don't make me have to go sign with Suge or something." Picture that, Suge would have him roasting Jay all day. Big J, how far did you get in GTA? How you get a flame thrower on that quick? I blocked the road up with tanks to win that race. Sup J Dolo? Lastly, Jada is bringing it with this man Jae Hood. Hood says, "I've always been little, but I ain't never been bullied, the first person in the hood with a bullet proof hoodie." I'm telling y'all the Roc don't really want it with Double R.

Not a diss, but y'all will get the picture...

"My flows reflect the Good Samaritan cuz I'm the nicest/they similar to a 90 lb. virgin, they the tightest//like an amateur to Lennox Lewis, you don't wanna fight this/but I'm loved like fried chicken, and haters wanna bite this/bustas don't try this, my flows is platinum plated/y'all shit is like Bin Laden, worldwide but hated//like a 90 year old with colon problems, constipated/or Patrick Ewing's contribution to b-ball, overrated//while I'm as smooth as Iverson's cross, I can't be comprehended/or like Shaq 2 feet from the basket, I can't be defended//I peeped yo shit on mixtapes, and that shit was horrendous//animosity everywhere, people beggin me to end it//throw on a beat, and listen to a style that's so smooth/my flows is more enjoyed than a mug of cold booze//y'all flows is like muskets, widely outdated/my shit is like kids and Christmas, highly anticipated//the Muhammad Ali of rap, simply cuz I'm the greatest/my popularity is nationwide and growin unabated//not sayin names, but I shake my head when some of y'all post/gotta run to the bathroom quick, cuz some of that shit is gross..."

Last line: innocent rhyme or subtle stab? Hmmmm...

Big J, I can't tell if that's you, cuz you normally don't use any capital letters, but anyway, I agree about AI. He's definitely in the top 5 of impact players in the league. 6'1" droppin 40+ every thre or our games? THat screams "ALL-STAR!"

The Best, protect ya ass! After they get through whuppin it, ice it down or something or get a special pillow or somethin. But afterwards, it'll be worth it cuz you'll be "J.A.P.A.N." (Get it? J.A.P.A.N.?)

3:16, did the real Harrison Bush ever stand up?

I'm out like Donovizzle McNeezy from the playoffs(eezy). Peace!

YO QOOLOUT THE NEW STYLES COMIN OUT ON MARCH 16.AIGHT-ONE!

im out tha cuntry, i run SQUIRRELS and small rodents over with my truck/ i fry em up and cook em,and take em to the family pot luck/and yet "another" nigga gets in line, wasting my time/ soundin like a pocket full of old pennies, ima rolla new dimes// "kasperm tha squirm", how long it take you to think of that line?/ is that the only word you could think of that could possibly rhyme?/ damn you adolecent, like a failed first grader/ ima Growm Ass Man, flossin makin my paper//a six line diss, nigga that shits more like a poem/ so now you Shakespere on crack?/ bitch it did me no harm/you shoulda kept it to yourself,you coulda saved you some strife/or like Mufasa did for Simba always saving his life// but yet you chose to be a vilian, on the out side lookin in/ we all use to watch cartoons, you know the villian never wins/so now just go sit in the corner and contemplate what you've done,/ i guess we've found another family with a sensitive son.....

just out........

damn hillis, i almost forgot bout you in the present situation/i got the "police" on my dick, and a "wizard" thats hatin/ so whats shakin?, read your last post, had me shittn my draws/ plus the one about a cuntry nigga and big bubbas hogs// just dont think you got me runnin scared off this shit/ i got two niggas clinging hard, but i got room for you on my dick/ but compared to the other niggas, you deserve competition/ thats the only reason my lyrics come in mass repitition// i was playin, i respect your style, but realize its a game/ dont take it personal, but if you feel comfortable you can send shots at my name/ just realize it like Jerry Springer, two sides to a story/ and if you take it past the barrier, Damn this shit can get gory// now lets see, Jeffery Dahmer in the pen, getting raped in the ass/ and those niggas runnin trains got AIDs like everlast/ you must got me mistaken with the only hoe on your track/ i hit you in the back of the throat with a hammer and take my fuckin crown back// i like the "cowardly mush" line, damn that shit had me trippin/ but i dont think a hand could fit in a puss, without it tearin and rippin/ and i think that shit would hurt/ damn near bleedin to death,/ but i hope you got more, that wasnt the only thing left// i hope not, cause if it were, it be a gotdamn shame/i got a bottomless pit of rhymes,circling my brain/ take it eazzy fasheezy nigga, dont get stressed out of wack/ stress leads to heart attacks, and thats common for blacks.//

ummmmmmmm........uhh.... out.

Kasper you stupid fuck...when l said that shit l meant that lts hard to get the attention of peeps on this board.thats why you was playerhatin and and postin as some of these niggaz.But you ride on me l ride on you....fool

my rimes are deep yours are shallow/when l spit you swallow/my thoughts sharper than an arrow/your mind is narrow/nigga you talkin out the wrong end of your gut/you but/that shit is wide coz its used to gettin fucked/for 2 bucks/my thoughts chastise your amature mind/spittin the rime/to ricochet and damage ya spine/nigga you petty as a fart/l whip ya ass before l start/listen up/l grab his neck and l twist him up/look at his bitch and then l ask her,"is this enough"/l'mna laybac and paybac kasper for dissin us./trynna fuck withme/try your luck withme/better duck quickly/before l spank you son/your rimes are second to JD thats where l rank you son.

shout out to Hillis.......

kasper step the fuck down,you aint on my level.

trynna make it fuckn famous,/outa rappin/..spittin lyricks out ya anus/ it wont happen/impatient like a thug in prison/you sick of livin/trynna blowup till you fuck fizzin/motherfucker/see rimes are like wine/they improve with time/you need about a century till you can fuck wit mine./lyrically l blow your mind,like t’n’t/rime better than the combination of three MC’s/you fuckn friendly ghost/after reading my post/you’ll be too scared to hold ya tote/thoh we on opposite coasts./nigga let me take you out,not like a bitch but like trash/wizard comin out flaming/makem dash like damon/its me the potent don/you fuckn pokemon./leave you bloody with thick stains/when l spit game/you eat it and shit flame/you suck dik like jigga did to big kane/like jigga did when big came/l’m lyrically sick man/it don’t take a lot to knock you down/whatya expect when that nigga’s role model is foxy brown.

um,..... wiz,...... what tha hell beat are you using? get a dictionary,....damn. hukd on fonikz werked fer mi.

will be back nigga, i gots work....... (shaking my head)

Lookit Kazper, some reason he-thinks-he-can spar/
An' now the ridicule's incurred, cause he sucks like a porn star/
I'm gettin' rid-of-fools like you each day who bring they own tar/
An' pull the feathers out they ass n' whimper "Here they are," /
Rat-a-tat tat, ya verses thick like thigh fat/
An' they soft and pliant like ya last client/
I see I didn't make a dint in ya ignant bliss/
Can ya read? The bold print says you rap like a princess/
Quote your opponent, that's a great way to dis/
Guess-when you can't hold your own, ya gotta lose control n' piss/
My mother was a sunstone, my youth was sunkissed/
But my father dealt truth with the bones in his fist/
So I got a hard shell, but I strike with with subtlety/
'gainst your Vaseline gel rhymin' Yellow Submarine/
Hella steam you emit, from such a tiny mouth slit/
Like you all backed up, somebody call a proctologist/
"What da fuh, whassat?" small-minded cats like you say, clueless/
Nazi apologists are hella less foolish/

its over.

Q, i used the code that i now know by heart to get all weapons and im on the mission where you take 8-Ball to that boat, failed it 3 times.

Yeah that was me Hillis and i think AI is 5'11-6. And why the fuck do i keep hearing all this bangwagon sayings like "Shaq is the most dominant player" and hes sooooo dominant he gets 20 points and 6 rebounds agame...yeah real special. and all the laker fans i talk to always be like "the lakers will turn it on during the playoffs" well guess what SO DOES EVERY OTHER FUCKING TEAM. and dont be surprised when the Kings beat or come close to beating the Lakers, thats right Big J told yall first hahaha.

Damn and who are wizzard and squirel or whatever the hell? damn kazpers still here? Whats over Steph? Your period? lol calm down you know someone had to say it.

"Oh my God, it's him!" "Who, who is it?" THE BEST MOTHAFUCKAS!! Aiyo Q, yeah I see that I have some new "beef". The bad thing about it is that it's a "new comer" to the thread. DAMN "NEW COMERS"!! Also, this niggaz name is Squirrel Police LMAO!! I said that I was goin' to be done spittin', but fuck I have to give dun a piece of my mind.

Aiyo, Check it:

Everything that you have spit, I've addressed previously/ you don't want a lyrical battle, you're wise?, so just leave/ examining my flows like a "detective", but aint "arresting" shit/ I'm THE BEST dun, type my alias while holding shift/ Squirrel Police is pathetic, his rhymes are quickly losing steam/ so quickly the heat rises, flaming him and "his team"/ so supreme/ I reign higher than all of your opponents/ can't figure the kid out cause of mysterious components/ my flows TWICE as nice, my skills TWICE as great/ so while you spit ya metaFOURS I create metaEIGHTS/ so vacate this thread before I'm forced to evict you/ or kick you the fuck out like practicing Ninjitsu/ I spit lines that split domes, leavin' you with an OPEN MIND/ so you can UNDERSTAND your defeat arose from spittin' hopeless rhymes/ I hold divine, liquid sword, Queens slang, my flows are crimes/ leave you in frozen time, interpretating visions I owe the blind/ you have the nerve of labelin' my verses as inane?/ your inaccurate hypothesis of outspittin' me is insane/ you'll have to defeat me on this thread to gain fame/ but your mission's impossible, I'll leave you mentally deranged/ it's a shame/ cause you're a neophite in the game/ but battlin' me, the outcome will forever be the same/ it'll never change/ this "dispute" has concluded before it even began to develop/ Who advised you to challenge me?, you've been lyrically set up/now SHUT UP!!......"NEW COMER"!!

"YOU HAVE JUST LOST"-THE BEST

"you couldn't mute me if ya other alias was Strep Throat"-THE BEST

"Why is the sky blue?, why is water wet?/ Why did Judas rat to the Romans while Jesus slept"-Nas

"Noooo, he's leaving!" "Who, who's leaving?" THE BEST MOTHAFUCKAS!! ~1~

wizzard,Big j is one of the first five niggz to post on this thread,back in the old school,with greg and them.the first nigga to introduce the words "nas is a poet","nas is deep","jay-z is witty" and all of the over-quoted statements on this post.we was reppin nas bac when he had just "ripped jigga man a new asshole" with stillmatic.we maintained for nas when jigga had made a come-bac with ether and niggz was sayin nas is finished.So you can imagine how l feel when these "Johnny come latelys" is callin me a new comer when they only started repectin nas after they heard ether.lam the rakim of this shit.

"Oh my God, it's him!" "Who, who is it?" THE BEST MOTHAFUCKAS!!

First off Wizzard, I wasn't speakin' of you dun. I was only addressing the "federal" nigga Squirrel "Police". And as for you being one of the "first five niggaz" on this thread, WHO GIVES A FUCK!! Trust me wo, if I would have found this thread earlier I would have been posting earlier. Now for Nas, I have been reppin' dun FOREVER!! I've supported this nigga since Main Sources live at the BarBQ back in '91, so basically your statement of niggaz just now liking Nas after "Ether" doesn't pertain to me. Speakin' of others, you're probably of of those niggaz who just copped ILLMATIC because of the beef with "Jaz" or after hearing Stillmatic, and now wants to call "nas a poet"?

"Queens representa, anything else would be absolutely ludacris"-THE BEST

"Don't argue with fools, they scorn the wisdom of your words"-Nas

"Noooo, he's leaving!" "Who, who's leaving?" THE BEST MOTHAFUCKAS!! ~1~

Best if you wasnt talkin about me,and if you was down wit nas from the very start,then why do you feel l was talkin about you.l was talkin to the nigga that posted askin whose wizzard and whose squirrel police.

believe me dun if l had beef wit you,you'd be the first to know.l'd make it really clear. ---nas on pac-------- "l think like you do,roll with about 2 irons"

"if you ill come get me coz l aint runnin/if ya guns on the hook then we both be gunnin"

"you too feminine to kill again,jail got you soft/you talk but you scared to gobac up north" ----

"Oh my God, it's him!" "Who, who is it?" THE BEST MOTHAFUCKAS!! Wizzard this is why I addressed you dun......."So you can imagine how l feel when these "Johnny come latelys" is callin me a 'NEW COMER' when they only started repectin nas after they heard ether.lam the rakim of this shit." I thought you were speakin' of me when you posted that. It's all fam though with me.

"If we battled on a U-Haul truck ya flows still wouldn't move me"-The Best

"Ya arms too short to box with GOD, I don't kill soloists only kill squads"-Nas

"Noooo, he's leaving!" "Who, who's leaving?" THE BEST MOTHAFUCKAS!! ~1~

yeah its fam dun.l wouldnt disrespect niggaz like you,hillis quoolout etc.l was here before you but now you niggaz is rulin.l aint a hater like kasper the friendly fuck.

l dont know why every time l post steph gotta respond sayin its over. l really dont wanna go at bitches l leave that to eminem.

------"common sense is less common than cents"...wizzard-----

------"my words are food for thought,yours are just an appetiser"..wizzard----

------"

splained the rules but still no fools come close to passed the test/
Is that the "Best" comin', rippin' up his own flesh?/
I wonder why it seem to be he flagellatin' constantly/
displayin' wackness for the world to see, masochisticly/
He thinks he be a gladiata? ya gotta be shittin' me/
He might have game back home in Dekater, but not here facin' me/
Now I gotta do my duty, to set his soul free/
From it's misshapen body, Worst that _I_ ever seen/
You should stick to rapin' dolls, the rappin' games too mean/
Stick to scrawlin' on crappa walls, Commander Keen/
This _real_ rap shit'll eat you up like Skittles,/
find ya soft spot n' spear-it, cause ya lyrics is preteen/

Sitcha dumb ass back down, I ain't through with preaching/
Think before you reach-in, or your life will be fleeting/
This is harsh but true teaching, ya cryin' now, ya repentant?/
You embarass you family every time you click "send it" /
You gotta lotta words, but no talent, just phlegm shit/
Those comebacks you shat, what's wit all dat femme shit/
Dribblin' outta ya mout', next time stop and think about-it/
Can ya really compete? Or will ya rapidly be rout-ed?/
You know your spine'll snap-n'-be a problem if you charge on/
So why continue, does pain give you a hard-on?/
Do ya think ya effete bleats can beat Squirrely's hurled-heat?/
Irons is for curling, not burning your own buttcheeks/

"Oh my God, it's him!" "Who, who is it?" THE BEST MOTHAFUCKAS!!

The Best puts down his Electrical Engineering Power Generation text, and shakes his head at Squirrel Police's wack rhymes.

Aiyo, Check it:

You're not prepared, but prepare to get verbally impaired/ this nigga rhymes like he created E=mc squared/ you're not intelligent, so stop the dissertation spits/ fuck a fam, you EMBARASS YOURSELF when hittin' "Submit"/ I bet this fiction cat still reps a jerry curl/ check his name out, he enjoys ARRESTING SQUIRRELS/ and you caused yourself a lyrical catastrophe/ as a result of my microphone mastery/ my flows are never "rehearsed", always spittin' something new/ you couldn't figure out my style if ya name was Nancy Drew/ here's a clue/ my style's considered to be exquisite/ I'm verbally proficient, and you're lyrically deficient/ I'm THE BEST, and there's hardly any doubts or questions/ now your level of envy is headed towards obsession/ I could be wrong based on the way you handle rejection/ you didn't tell 'em how ya moms left you with an erection/ I passed ya TEST with a 100%, DAMN I'M PERFECTION!!/ My lyrics are never biten, but however I'm still hungry/ and eatin' SQUIRRELS for lunch is the only thing to calm me/ You're now trapped, and checkmated by two of my rooks/ battles over, lemme get back to my Engineering book....."NEW COMER" "If you put ya money where ya mouth is my cock would be a millionaire"-Chino XL

"Noooo, he's leaving!" "Who, who's leaving?" THE BEST MOTHAFUCKAS!! ~1~

wizzard just to go and say you introduced "nas is a poet" and jayz is witty" is kind of lets say childish, i never liked anyone of those terms and people have been saying nas is a poet since illmatic son.

I see the steam has left the engine a little bit. But the train keeps rolling. Thanks a lot Best, Wizzard, and Hillis for keeping this thred alive yall. I know I've haven't been posting a lot. But this only because I don't have much to talk about. I see the battles still going on, Hillis vs. Kazper, The Best vs. the New commer Squirrle. This is getting heated all over. I just herd these new tracks on that Jay-z and R.Kelly album. I think the name is "Best of both worlds" I think! But anyways these guys were playing this one song when I got out my car to go to school. It had this sound similar to the Fiesta beat. And I told the guy to re-play it so I could really listen to it. And I noticed that Jay sounded like Beans on the whole damn song! You know how beans always jumps from bar to bar with the lat ending word. Like "Yall no where to buy it now/Beanie mac I supply it now." Jay rapped on the whole song like that. And that had to be one of the shittiest songs I have ever herd. I am not a Jay-z hater or nothing like that, but that shit was throttal! I think this first Jay-z song where I literally laugh at his lyrics. And I am not talking about a laugh in a funny comedy sort of way. I am talking about I laugh at him with humiliation. If he is talking about being the so called God M.C, then he better come correct with the other tracks on that album. If you have not herd that song yet, then you will be totally surprised at how garbage his delivery was. They have the song at hiphopgame.com also. But that song was throttal in ass hole.

Ask, kazper, he don't want it with H3K...

"Look on the ground, a young squashed roach carcas/the pulse isn't there, so the soul has departed//of all the humans who stomp roaches, I stomp the hardest/and of all niggas not close to my level, kazper is the farthest//1 roach, 2 roaches, 3 roaches, 4/in just 10 minutes, 40 million more//a bunch of kazper's family members flattened on the floor/no pity for this bitch, and I'm runnin up the score//yo lyrics come in mass repetition cuz you ain't got shit to say/if this is a game then your team don't get to play//since I started this rap shit, I been doin it the longest/why tangle with The Don? I been doin this the strongest//you got a bottomless pit of rhymes? son, you need to keep em there/and take your earlier spits with you, and never tell us where//tell your ghost he's gettin sloppy, and repeatin shit twice/and sorry, kazper, your ghost told me he's jackin up the price//how does H3K know someone else was rappin in ya posts?/well, son, the king over here used to write for ya ghost//but I had to cut him off, cuz he bit the hand that fed him/so under a rundown apartment buildin is where my rejection led him//he's writin lyrics for a young and inexperienced roach/I'm D-1, kazper, you usin a middle school coach!//I'm at the top of the Empire State Building, lookin down on you/while the other folks in this thread simply frown at you//stressed out from you, kazper? Hardly/it's like a parapalgic on Vince Carter, no way you can guard me//so kazper, I gotta dip, so leave me alone, sucka/Oh no, he's leaving! Who? H3K, muphukas..."

The Best, how bout that last line???

I'm out like like them first two bitches from Destiny's Child. Peace!

Hillis, that had to be one of your best flows thus far. The joint had me rolling. DG, you know who you are; don't be a Stan. And wizard, I'm not trying to start nothing wit ya, you got my respect. Y'all see the name Qool- Out? It means I try to chill and relax; I just wanna cool out. Plus the real name starts with a Q. Anyway wiz, you weren't hardly one of the 1st 5 dogg. And do you really think people are biting you when they say Nas is a poet or that Jay has wit? Holla

Big j and Qoolut l aint sayin peeps are bitin when they say nas is a poet or j has wit.lam sayin l have made a significant contribution to the vocabulary on this board and for me to come bac here and post then get ignored completely is shall we say "long".

Big J lam addressing you directly...if you think lam childish for claimin my dues then you ought to try thinking with your head.....thats what the rest of us think with.

And l aint cowerin if you wanna bring it then bring it.

shout out to Qoolout and all the real niggaz up in here.

.

wiz you saying you brought stuff like nas is a poet to this board is childish thats like me saying that i brought the word faggot to the board.

LMFAHO!!!!!!!!.....Big J......you obsessed aint you..LMFAO.

let me try and explain it one last time.

When l said l pioneered those statements l meant that before l made them,niggaz was tryin to decide who was a better rapper nas/jay-z or who would win the beef.so by using those words (which l didnt necessarily invent)l was sayin that its not possible to define who is better because their styles are different.l just clarified shit for niggaz.

so big j if you ever go on a thread where people keep talkin about "men who fuck men/men who get fucked by men" and you give them the word faggot.,and they accept it and start usin it.(And flood your inbox with,"respect,word,etc")Its not your word,but its your contribution.you deserve recognition for it.Maybe they knew it but just hadnt thought of it.

oh you aint feelin me,fine/it costs you nothin pay me no mind.--jay-z

I hear a little sarcasim in the voice! I sense a battle on the rise!

I find it funny. You claim to brought those two popular, but annoying phrases to the old board yet i remember it was a dude named A. Betito who did the "nas is a poet" bull but im not going to make a big deal out of it.

"The solar system stand still Gods listen when I speak the world pay attention it's Capital J"-Me from P

"What's wrong with motherfuckers, When will the ever learn Keep playin with that fire, And that ass is gettin burned"-Vita

I can't stop...

"kazper, why test The Don when you lack the potential?/you stay at the same level while my growth is exponential//I'm fit to rule the world, I got excellent credentials/rippin through the friendly bitch without an instrumental//check it, I been blessed by God, but He simply cursed you/everybody in the thread knows what a kazper verse do//it make you laugh or shake you head and on occasion puke/picture a high school guard tryin to hold Jason Williams of Duke//that's the image you get of kazper vs. Hillis/I guess we know what idiot doesn't have a village//yeah, I stole your line, you was usin it wrong/I improved your old flow while you tried on your boyfriend's thong//the reason I shred your soul is cuz my vocab is extensive/and the price you pay when fuckin with me is simply too expensive//I got a plethora, a myriad, and a multitude of disses/did kazper tell everybody here how he sits down when he pisses?//Oops! Did I let the proverbial cat out of the bag?/are you now gonna be the laughingstock of all your fudgepackin fags?//Sorry bout that, shawty, please forgive me like Jesus/I promise I want reveal anymore of your secrets//like the time you sucked the dicks of the members of the Taliban/or about your late night rendez-vous with the Tossed Salad Man//Oops...I...did it again!/I exposed your for the bitch you are, and left you with no friends//your dignity is gone, never to return/see what happens when you fuck with Hill? he makes your soul burn..."

Another masterpiece to add to the repertoire...

HELL YEAH! GO PATRIOTS! I bet somebody $5 that the Rams would not win the Super Bowl. It was lookin ugly for me, but them Pats pulled it out and saved my ass! Yeah, boyeeeeeeeeeee!

wizzard, nothin personal, but how come you use "1" to replace "I?"

I'm out like time for the Rams in Super Bowl 36. Peace!

ATTENTION.l will have to put aside some of the minor beef l had so as to address some real issues.this thread is dying because all of the jay-z fans have been punked and there is no significant support for that cat.can l just remind y'all that nas does not have the character and charisma of a "King of NY" neither does he have the credibility,so his reign on the top will be short like lepracons.all that kid has is his mic skills.and even those tend to be rather 1 dimensional. c'mon y'all this nigga too soft.everytime he speaks in interviews he's on some humble michael jackson type shit.trynna be innocent and play the good guy.he doesnt want to be critisized thats why his career has been such a mess.l repeat he is soft and every time niggaz critisize him he tries to change to please them.Jigga on the hand doesnt let people control him.he gives you what he wants to give you and if you dont like it,pay him no mind.niggaz have called dun "pop" but he still brings it and sells mo albums than nas.

hillis l do that coz l am too lazy to hit the shift key when typing i.

yo "BEST", you studying Electrical Engineering? where at? Shit we got a lil som thing in common. i just got out of school for Micro Mins (Micro Miniature Computer Component Repair) how far do you got b4 completion?

oh and i have to say props on yo shit, you gave it to the squirrel cop....

hillis come her puppy,..... thats a good boy,.....awww,.....he's a good boy isn't he? yes he is,....

i fuck your whole system up, like you swallowed a spoon fulla napalm,/ is you insured? need to call them niggas at State Farm?/ i lace school busses with car bombs, they send a search party to look for your body and find two thumbs and a palm//half a knee cap, and your right eye lid/ plus a note explaining all the other bull shit crimes i did/you're a born loser, your moms should be ashamed of what she's done/slapped her pussy with a ruler for thinking of havin a son// cause your'e a hard headed, spoiled rotten summa-ma-gun/ gave you props on that verse, now you claim you tha "one"/ or is you mad cause i dicked your girl, and she left you alone/ and had you at the corner store paging, callin Tyrone//and what the fuck is up with you and all these cockroach jokes?/you still on that shit?, i left that shit alone two posts' ago/DAMN DUN,..... just let it go,/ id rather hear you talkin shit bout me fucking your hoe//and you was on the Empire state building til i pushed your ass off/ a hundred and sumthin fuckin floors and you hit the ground soft/ what that make you Adrian?....... a plush ass boy?/ a $3.99 McDonalds happy meal toy?//maybe one of them faggoty little gay tele-tubbies?/ i guess you can learn alot from a crash test dummy/ or maybe not since yo pussy ass just wont stop/ you feel good since you made an apprentice out of that damn squirrel cop//you's a senseless ass nigga, fightin for someone else turf/ im like Gargomel nigga, and you 1/2 Baby Smurf/i get Grammys and Ebony awards for the shit i voice/ you get most improved certificates from Nickelodeons Viewers Choice// compare me like Mike Tyson and Glass Jaw Jones/ i aint gon nibble on your ear, but i'll break a few bones/ grab you by your nostrils and throw you gainst the wall/ you short like a midget sittn on a nickel, and im 6 feet tall//i should leave you alone nigga, you dont want no more drama/havin niggas lookin for you like Bush got Osama/ Hemmed up in a cave prayin to God/ " please Lord,.... i didnt know he'd take it this far."//

done

wiz,.... you need to unplug your brain, and come out of hyper mode/ b4 a nigga put you face first on the yellow brick road/get the scarecrow and the lion, have them runnin straight though ya/ i aint gon let them know you got whooped by six oompa loompas// damn my bad,... thats the wrong movie, kinda got me confused/ but im sure it was six of them lil short fuckers that left you there bruised./i helped you, took you to the Emerald hospital and got you stitched up/ then i caught you fuckin one of those flyin monkeys in tha butt// that why i cant fuck with you dog, you on some other shit/i aint got no mini saddle, why you ridin my dick/you and the Rescue Ranger's cousin the " squirrel police"/ but he in it with "THA BEST",so i'll take a seat//but you young nigga,... take a seat in the rear,/ naw,... get the fuck up,.....get the phuck outta here/ i forgot your over-rated and under-aged./ im 85 grand a year,..... your'e minimum wage//ima full course breakfast, your'e Snap, Crackle, Pop/ima green light nigga, while you still reading S....T...O...P/see,.... looky there took you to long to read that last word/ i bet you didn't get it either, damn this shit is absurd/they need to make niggas take tests' before buyin computors,/ they need to assign your ass a teacher, some homework and a tutor// you need to grow a lil more before you post here again/ and dont think just cause you rappin, everybody's your friend/just breath in,.........hold it,....... now dont let go./ id rather you pass the fuck out,than to read your shit once mo,//

done

Lookit mumblemout', mash drippin' out, frustration outlet/
Bent n' bashed, been outclassed, guess he ain't figged out yet/
Watchin' dudes whip they ass makes me like voe-ur/
Least they got attitude, beggin' please for moe-ur/
This instruction to save you from embarrassin': /
Open ya mouth wide n' stick ya whole fist in/
Cause where Squirl assaults, hope grows distant/
With nonexistent skills challenged, the "Best" is stressed like Falun Gong/
Stretchin' in pajamas, while my tanks roll on/
He spits some shit out like a Llama, I flatten him and go on/
I've been watchin' ya weak ass for long, you still singin' the same song/
You babblin' shit shoddily, betta practice 'fore ya battlin' me/

Quality is my commodity, ya words don't botha me/
Like a pissin' chimpanzee, you splashin' innefectively/
So I smoke you like grass n' pass you to the right/
N' while I'm with the Titans clashin, you home in bed wettin up the night/
Self-control? You lack this, which brings me to a practice that don't smell right: /
Your tactic of repeatin' loosely shit that used-be tight/
Stop switchin' my attacks, bitch n' find your own/
Reversin' mine makes _you_ look, ass behind, alone/
I stand, soul surviva, intelli-gent like MacGuyver/
No scratches, dings or dents, untouchable, all blades is bent
Look down - now your flesh-is-rent, a failed emcee spec-i-men/
P.S: that means 'a fuckin mess, you didn't learn your lesson' /

(dang, I love shuttin' 'em down...)

squirrel,................................................... (Laughing),.....(shaking my head)...............stop,....just stop, you suck,................................................................. ...........big floppy donkey dick, you just suck.

Keep it up, kazper. Just because you can't compete with lyric doesn't mean you can't continue to dis me. though your insults sound funny comin' from you, since you the one who's (wisely) kept your silence with me for the past three days, though you haven't stopped snapping at others. Since you never responded, one can only think you're to scared to jump back in the ring. Oh yeah, and in case you decide to use the age-old copout and claim that I'm "not worth it" or something...

*smug grin*

What up? Where my dogg LOX and the rest of y'all? LOX, I gotta get that Styles CD; I didn't know he could flow as good as he can. Jada coming with another one in May, then Sheek and then another L.O.X. CD. Hillis, this joint was tight "how does H3K know someone else was rappin in ya posts?/well, son, the king over here used to write for ya ghost," lol. This man kasper got beef with, what, like 3 people? I remember at one time Hillis had it with about 4 or 5. Thanx to all who give me props for shuttin' Manny down (send him a wire, we ridin' again) but Hillis (and others)took it to him too. To wizzard, I don't agree with what you said about Nas, but I respect your opinion. For real, most if not all artist want to please the public. You say Nas does not want to be criticized, but tell me who does. And you say Jigga doesn't care about what other people think? FALSE. He was feeling Foxy before. Why isn't he helping her now. And what happen to Amil? He had to be feeling her or he would not have put out her CD, but now she is dismissed? When it comes to being loyal (from my point of view, because I don't know the man) he fails. This is not a loyal man. You think he would be coming at Nas again if he didn't care what people said. He took that L. If he didn't care what people said he would call Nas today and say, "let's squash it." He'd get clowned if he did that and these are just a few examples of him caring what people say. Speaking of "Ether" somebody tell me if this is true. Rusell Simmons is from Queens and he ran Def Jam, and that is why Nas says that line about "ask Rusell Simmons." Am I the only one that missed that, lol? Now, Squirrel Police, I gotta ask where did you get that name? I'm not trying to clown you, but when I read the name "Squirrel Police," I start laughing. Seriously, is there a story behind it or something? Big J, did you pass that part yet? It took me awhile too, but you got the codes, so just use that bazooka, and how do you start making the car shake when the hookers get in? All they do is take my funds, lol. Holla

"Oh my God, it's him!" "Who, who is it?" THE BEST MOTHAFUCKAS!!

Damn, this Emcee Hammer ass nigga still wants to battle. Fuck, leave me alone dun!!

Aiyo, Check it:

I'm lyrically possessed from QUEENS to New Orleans/ equipped with violent verses that brutalizes this POLICE/ murderous words and verbal gunplay is what I spit/ rhymes straight from the dome, the dictionary's your kit/ who spittin' more lyrical fire iller than mine/ I'm the square root of 81 cause I carry two nines/ that'll lace ya external, leave ya soul hard to find/ this is reality not MACGUYVER, aint no pressin' rewind/ you just another challenger that is waistin' my time/ SO ANXIOUS for ya defeat, are you sure GINUWINE?/ they didn't warn you that the kid's a lyrical mind tackler/ kickin' REAL KNOWLEDGE that'll leave ya frontal lobes fractured/ I have a feelin' that those verses were towards someone else/ think you slick by quotin' "Best", it's a shame on yaself/ Quality huh? well ya lyrics are dyin' for some endurance/ With those bars I hope you have QUALITY death insurance/ disastrous is a perfect term to describe ya flow/ you more fake than the background on the Letterman show/ it's obvious you're on a mad hunt to capture my throne/ it's an impossible feat when you're lyrically ALONE/ go ahead and spill ya guts to the rest of the vets/ you purchased a CASPER so you can try and defeat THE BEST/ I'm a proffesional spitter, check out my emceein' degree/ if you had diabetes you still wouldn't be iller than me/ now nigga don't feel sorry cause I despise takin' pity/ you mad I spotted ya fraudalant ass out like fake titties/YOU SHITTY......"NEW COMER"!!

Hillis and Kazper nice battlin', keep that shyt up niggaz. "Noooo, he's leavin'!" "Who, who's leavin'?" THE BEST MOTHAFUCKAS!!~1~

"no forms of weakness I flow for vengeance"-AZ

I just wanted to reply to what Qool question was. Russel is a queens native and as far as I know Russel still runs Def Jam. I think the reason Nas said that was because Russel is kinda responsilble for Roc- a-fella getting off thier feet. If you notice when Jay-z first came out he did that In my Lifetime song. Well that whole video was paid by Def Jam. You will also notice that on his first album it has Def Jam/Roc-a-fella. And they helped produce his albums all the way up to I think his vol.3 album. I think Jay was putting down everybody in queens, in some of his and Nas addressed it in either. Kinda of a wake up call. That the person who got you on your feet is a native of queens. I am not sure positive 100%, but that could be a real reason. You can take it with a grain of salt but it is a strong theory. I will make a sout out to all the regulars on this board, that remain.

lam trynna build up some support for jigga here,so nas fans lamna have to tread on your toes so bring your steel toe boots.

Q lam feelin ya about J aslo being soft,but l think he's just got a weaknes for bitches.But when J went pop with his 2nd 3rd etc albums,niggaz critisized him,but he was man enough to keep doin his thing regardless.nas doesnt have that strength.he tried to go pop then when niggaz dissed him he went bac and changed his style.when nas came into this shit people branded him the next raakim.thats not what he wanted,he wanted to be a rich rapper even if it meant going pop or claimin.he even said on illmatic that he had dreams of husslin and pushin weight.when he started to live out his dreams niggaz dissed and he cowered.Thats why the roots said (when they were criticised for performin with J)fans need to drop that "high and mighty attitude".coz we all in this for the john doe.illmatic went platinum about the same time as stillmatic (his first and his latest).l am,which niggaz said was pop sold 470 000 in the first week.nas obviously never planned to return the illmatic nasty,it was the critisizm that made him do it.lam not sayin that its bad for nas to go bac to his illmatic roots.l am just sayin whats he gonna sing about in his next album (politics quickly gets boring).there might not be a jay-z beef to boost his sales.nigga has no vision.if he goes bac to singin popular music he's gonna look very confused,and nas doesnt want that...(he might get back on the bottle if he gets critisized).

lastly. HOT97 Interview: Nas:"l think you need to go out of the studio for a while and come back when you've got something to say,instead of just making party records...umm uh uh,l mean theres nothin wrong with party records,theyre good,theyre good party records....."

stupid fuck stop trippin over yourself.stop jumping to the defence before you even been accused.say what you feel and stand up for it."niggaz are going pop and thats bad." you gutless turd.

"--your heart pump project kool aid ya sweet---"J (the real big J)

kasper you the little lame ass that’s always askin what beat l flowed it to.like real lyricists cant flow without a beat.The take overbeat.

Hey little trash-per you aint ready to flow,the wizzard’s too strong y’know.

call yourself a rapper when you are phony as fools gold/you nothing but an actor you aint makin moves yo/mad coz l rime twice as well as you do/ask your punk assholic self who the hell your true to/you make me sick to the anus /feelin larger than Uranus/l met lame rappers before but bitch you be the lamest/Beggers aint choosers/punk,will you excuse us/it aint my fuckn fault you grew up to be a loser/my rimes and the Koran are like spiritual sisters/step aside pass the pen l scroll lyrical pictures/runnin thru the parkinlot sippin fuel from gas tankz/so l can spitfire and melt this niggas breast implants/if it rained knowledge you’d be as dry as a bone/turn into a crackhead trynna be as high as my throne/who plays the woman, is it you or is it Elton john/,heard you faggots on the phone sayin “..that felt ‘the bomb’….”/as long as kasper is around make sure your belt is on/that faggot maniac,dunno what kinda X he’s on/you wanna ‘shake that ass for Elton,go ahead l wont spoil it/but quit peepin at men pissin in public toilets/yeah tru l fucked some Indian and even white chicks/while kasper stay suckin on Elton John’s wrinkled white dick/how did your mom give birth to a retard for enquiry’s sake/had her ovaries passed their expiry date/was there a sale at the sperm bank,substandard shit/was she fucked by Brotherman from ‘Martin’ then he abandoned ship/upstairs fifth floor half a grand to hit/you’re a green light nigga lam still reading stop/that means lam red hot/youre……. Green with envy/run to your ghost writer sayin…please defend me/watchin the teletubbies and nigga’s steady jerkin/then he switched to shrek coz that’s nolonger working/GET ZIPPED UP IN PLASTIC YOU FAGGOT BASTARD.

Bitch………don’t make me do this again.

The real Big J is right here son and dont forget it son.

Now for something worth talking about other than this punk ass wizzard

Q, I havent been playing and i havent got past it and i forgot all about the bazooka. and those trunks at that part are tight, ima park one in my garage.

does anyone know if the RR VOL 3 is any good? does anyone know if there are any other tight CD's out? everything is all fucking pop these days my 31 cd collection is dying.

This nigga is still tryin me?

"kazper, we've established that you're dickless, so you couldn't have dicked my girl/but you might have performed cunningulus, the tongue lick and twirl//and shit, I ain't got no problem wit it, I like bi- sexuals/two tongues is better than one on H3K's testicles//callin you a roach is like callin you a bitch/or callin you "kazper," they can easily be switched//so yes, cowardly ROACH, I'm gon keep remindin you of ya species/and rippin you a new one, and leavin yo ass weak- kneed//and as far as repetition goes, I'm not the only one/how many times you gon use that line about a sensitive son?//better to be a sensitive son than an emotional daughter//a crybaby ass bitch, and that's only for starters/not to mention a soft-hearted bastard with no lyrical respect/you battlin the wrong man, and you about to get chin-checked//so everybody, daddy's little girl is over here gettin fucked/but kazper, you enjoyin the shit, and you swallowin all the nut//nasty muthafucka, compare yaself to Gargomel?/the only pussy Gargomel saw was his damn cat Asriel/and remember: Gargomel could never catch the Smurfs/so you compared yaself to a loser that had no chance since his birth//but I'm a winner, young soldier, like the Pats versus St. Louis/respected thread-wide, and my mic skills is proven//kazper, say a prayer to our G...O...D.../take my advice you need to S...T...O...P..."

Sigh. Niggaz stuck on stupid...

I'm out like a homerun hit by Barry Bonds. Peace!

Man, y'all lunchin, lol. H-Wood, cuz who was telling me about that line was saying something similar to what you are saying. The gist of it was (according to him) Russell ran (or still runs) Def Jam. Thus Jay should not even try to take it to a Queens resident because a Queens resident is his boss. I don't know how true all that is but if it's fact than that makes "Ether" that much more real, harder, funnier, etc. Wizzard, I didn't say Jay was soft. I just said he DOES care what people say, just like Nas does, just like you care what people say about you and I care what peeps say about me. I already gave you the proof. And here is more: He came back with "Super Ugly." From what I heard, the public said Nas won. So you know what Jay did? He got another joint out. No bull, I just heard it today, I think it's called "You know," but I'm not sure. Anyway, it's yet another attempt to win the battle (which he started) which peeps say he lost. If he didn't care about the public's opinion he would chill and say "I got the last word." LOL, one line says, "You should have Hov's son on your belly," lol. And what male doesn't have a weakness for the females. Jay ain't the only one with that problem because the same could be said about me or Clinton, or Jesse Jackson. I don't really know if all the stuff you said about Nas was fact or if it was just how you feel. Anyway, you want to put out what you think people want to hear, that is just common sense; so if he did change back and forth for that reason, I understand that. All that you say about he wasn't man enough and he was dissed and he cowered, I'll just say "you are entitled to your opinion." As far as "politics quickly gets boring," I gotta disagree with that 100%. I feel it's the bling bling bull that gets boring. And which are you saying, going back to illmatic boosted his sales or the Jay beef? First you say one that you say it's the beef that helped. Nas has no vision? Again, I disagree with you. Big J, I spoke on the RR 3 CD already. It's worth getting, but people like Luda are on there messing it up, if you ask me. But my man Jada is bringin it. Steph, I know you ain't let cuz run you off the joint, did you? Hillis, that part about "they could easily be switched," was funny, dogg. I leave you all with one of Jada's rhymes. "I'ma call y'all the "woulda kids"/ never there when it pop off, but always talk about what you woulda did." LOL, How many of us know woulda kids? LOL, holla

Qoolout, you will forever be my nigga, but Jadakiss is not that impressive to me. I mean, Kiss The Game Goodbye. And I will never forgive that nigga for, "Who's the best since BIG ain't here? (hmmm, still 2Pac?) Y'all will know the answer when Kiss ain't here... NEGRO PLEASE! I know that's ya boy, Qool, but what did you say when you heard that NONSENSE? I ain't gon front, Kiss ain't complete boo boo, but some cats be on him like he's just this underrated MC with skills out the wazoo, and I just be like, he's an above average lyricist with acceptible flow. I personallt like Sheek more. And oh God, Styles! If that nigga sells more than 15 albums by himself it will be a miracle of Biblical proportions. All right I guess y'all can tell I don't like The Lox... Anyway, GTA 3 had this commercial the other day that got my dick hard. I had to call my girl for some relief. Her and kazper came over and immediately hit they knees... Naw, seriously, Qoolout and Big J, y'all need to mail me y'all PS2s and ya game so I can play. I'll mail em back! I promise... Big J, I told you them Lakers can turn it on whenever. See how we just took the Mavs heart? But Big J (and everybody else), by the end of the season, do you think Jordan will be in the top 5 players in the league? I think so. That nigga took like the 2nd worst team in the league and has instantly made them an NBA Finals contender. Think about it. They're in the East, and they have a legitimate chance to run it as soon as Jordan gets back into shape. Remember, Malone and Stockton are still straight, so Jordan can do it. Plus, everybody else will be used to Mike and they'll be meshing beautifully. Hey, Q, one can only hope about yo Wiz, though. And what about yo Redskins? I think Steve Spurrier's bubble will be burst quick. I ain't hatin on yo Skins, but I don't think Spurrier's success at FLA will translate into success in the NFL, especially considering he can't win on talent alone like he did in FLA. But if he does succeed, then hey, good for him. Bringing back funny standups, y'all seen Martin Lawrence's You So Crazy, right? Remember this?

"I remember when we used to swing on the monkey bars? Remember that?" "Yeah, I remember. I was just tryin to be good at what I do." "Yeah, you also LOOKED good..." "What?" "You used to wear these tight lil red shorts that used to ride all up in yo ass. You still got them shorts?" "What the fuck my shorts got to do with anything?!"

Classic shit. All right, this for my nigga Big J since he like to quote Big E. HA! "Call the coroner! It's gonna be a lot of slow singin and some flower bringin if my burglar alarm starts ringin..." Where that from, yo?

I'm out like Tampy Bay with a coach. Peace!

"Oh My God, it's him!" "Who, who is it?" THE BEST MOTHAFUCKAS!!

Ignorance-the wackness of Wizzards post tryin' to rep Jay Z.

Face it dun, Jay "Over" is deceased, Ether has burned his soul. I am not going to argue with you because you are entitled to your opinion. I found out that tryin' to convince someone that Jay "Over" lost the battle to Nas is just like tryin' to convince a Pac fan that Biggie was better than him....IT'S IMPOSSIBLE!!

Aiyo but check this out, I have a site where Nas's baby moms's Carmen rips Jay Z a new asshole....YEAH THAT'S RIGHT SHE DISSES THE SHYT OUT OF HIM!!!! This is the link: http:/digilander.iol.it/bsktgen/carmen.wma

One last thing, has anyone heard from Steveina(3:16)LMfuckingAO!! That "holiday" dun is on must be a British thing cause that's the longest "holiday" I've ever known of. Or did my verse "evict"(hint S. Police) his ass. Until next post...."Noooo, he's leaving!" "Who, who's leaving?" THE BEST MOTHAFUCKAS!! ~1~

"All men are created equal, some are just prettier"-Konceited, Kappa Alpha Psi Fraternity Inc. YO YO.....WHAT HILLIS?!!

The Best, you always have been and always will be a muthafuckin fool!!! I ain't exactly agree with all wizzard was sayin about Jay and Nas, but I still think Jay is better, and he definitely hasn't lost. I'm tellin you, lots of people gon be impressed that Jay fucked Nas' baby mama, and I know for any guy that done ever had a bitch, that shit ain't just water under Nas' bridge. But it's whatever, y'all know I don't give a fuck about Jay or Nas. I'm all about Pac, BIG, and Da South. But speaking on frats...

"no gay ass Sigmas" - The Best "Gay Phi Gay" - my nigga at UTC "Kappa Alpha Why?" - anonymous

Who does that leave? The best muthafuckas (no, not The Best, muthafuckas). You know who they are...

Another thing, back when we were beefin, I wanted to note one of Nas' collabos, but it was counterproductive cuz the dude was from the South AND Jay had done a collabo with him, too. But what you know about your boy Escobar doing a song with Master P-E-N-I-S? LOL. Ain't that some shit?

I'm out like Steph from this thread. Peace!

I think we are getting the board back to what made it hot in the 1st place. We got some disscussion and disagreements, and we got some beef. Thus, it ain't over yet. Anyway I got some things to address. Hillis, I hope your are right about Jordan. Look at it form my eyes. The Bullets/Wizards ain't even put a foot in the playoffs since like 97. I think it was 97, anyway they got swept in round 1 or they lost 3-1. Either way, since then we have done nothing. And it at like we didn't have the talent. We had Webber at one time (I never agreed with sending him to Cali). Why in the world would you get rid of your best player? We had Rod who took his team to the playoffs every single year, but could not keep it up when he came to D.C. We even had Rasheed at one time. Now Juwan, I never wanted cuz, so I have no idea why they kept him for so long. But we don't want much; if Jordan takes us to the playoffs (or close) we will be grateful. Why? Because we only got like 20 w's last year. The same goes for the Redskins. We had Deion, who I still like by the way, (but most of D.C. seems to hate him now) B. Smith, D. Green, Champ, etc. etc. and we got put out the 1st round and did nothing since. And Marty had the games being 10 to 13 or something like that. From what I hear, Spuier is somebody who likes to put a lot of points on the board. We need some excitement like that and a game or two that doesn't make me turn to something else. So I don't know if he'll be a tight NFL coach, but right now we just want a little excitement. About Jada. I know he ain't the best, but he's just kicking the stuff I wanna hear. But I do think a lot of peeps are sleeping on him. Kiss the game goodbye wasn't what it was suppose to be, I give you that, but I ain't been able to find a STR8 UP TIGHT rap CD in a long time. Nas is pretty close and I like B-print but it ain't all that. I'm about to be out, but H3K, I got some more to say on this subject. Somebody tell me this. Now I love my girl Mary J, even if she can never ever touch her CD "Share My World," but why is she saying take her off of Nas' joint but she is staying on Jigga's. Like Nas said, they ain't playing fair. Holla. Oh yeah, Hillis that outro about Steph, lol, you ain't right, lol.

Aw man, lol. Good lookin out Best. I have no idea if that is the real Carmen, but the joint almost had me on the floor laughing. I didn't know she was goin to be flowing, I figured it was an article or something. Man, y'all need to go give that a listen. Holla

A Best I peeped that out when you posted it on the hiphopgame.com site. It was funny, but I wonder when did she make that dis. Because Jay went on Hot 97 and appologized to Carmen for what he said. But anyway I know with that new Jay-z diss to Nasir, everybody still wants to talk about their on-going battle with each other. But I want to jump off to another heated topic for just a few seconds. I know you guys have herd about the new Death Row label "The Row." Suge getting Karupt on his label. I thought Karupt was cool with Snoop, and Dre. So why did he join up with Suge? Who ever has an opinion or an answer, holla at me.

what up heads! I'm over here listening to Special Deliver Remix wit Ghostface Killa, Keith Murray, Craig Mac and G-Dep. Now I'm NO big G- Dep fan but his lyrics on this song was 10 time better than on the regular version, but ghost and keith was ill. they shoulda left out craig mac but oh well.What up Q, Big J, 3:16 (what?!), LOX, H3K, Steph, and Best (You be killin heads wit those unorthradox lyricism), as well as second sage. All-star game comin soon. MVP candidates for the allstar game: Kobe (hometown fav), AI (hometeam fav), or MJ (everyone's fav)? well i'll be reading the post all day (i'm off), so just cuz i dont put anything i dont mean i'm not reading the post daily. anyways, Vets (ya know who ya is!) keep this site bangin. Did ya see what Roy jones did to dat guy?? Roy will kill bernard if they was to fight (60-40 i'll whoop ya ass hopkins!!!-Roy Jones) Holla!!

DONT WORRY YALL AM STILL HERE JUST KICKING BACK AND SEEING WHAT YALL TALKING ABOUT.

[image]http://y100.cc/photogallery/jay-z/3.jpg[/image] FUCK GAY-Z!!!!!!!!!!!!

Let me see if I can help you out LOX

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Damn it didn't work! I will try to find out how to post it.

Oo, "Best" gettin' mad, this gettin' pers-nal?/
Cherish that anger while you can cause this verse-will/
Return y'all to to the cold hard ground that birth all/
Cause its the final chapter, single moment, screen captured/
My trumphant rapture at the fact I finally clapped ya, /
Clown Rapper, Parappa, imitatin' like Napter/
You was mired in the same old shit, /
I was tired of it, verses unnapealin' cottage cheese like a hired tit, droolin' spit with saggin' lips/
I outbarked ya with my chiba lit n' then my magnum bit/
When ya challenged me, didja think you was tough enough?/
Think ya was lucky, fingers clutchin up a four leaf clover?/
Wrong, an' ya wasn't harmlessly fuckin' up, it's over/
No ceremony, funeral, 20-gun salute or flags
We just burn you like zigzags, stick whats left in a Glad bag/
Causin' old folks to lean back n' shake they heads, sad/
"Betta men lacked alla chances that fag had." /

Ain't a motha fucka in here wit real flows/Real hoes, no loot motha fucka it shows/ Actin like you a supreme being/ From internet fiends to chat room things/ I do this shit cuz i'm bored @ work/ You do this shit cuz you nothin better ta do than jerk/ Ya cocks off and bust a nut on your computer/ I see through ya, this rhymin shit's new ta ya/ I speak MC's and verbal assinations fluently/ I can't expect ya'll ta touch me till ya finally touch puberty/ So instead I'll get off work and legally buy some beers/ Call me motha fuckas when you can touch me.. in like six years

Who is this mark?

"what the fuck is up wit a name like movenistic?/you 100% pussy so I'm bout to get chauvinistic//you need to change ya name to somethin like ho-venistic/think you challengin the throne, you got this whole shit twisted//poor lil bitches, always come in here with high hopes/but them makin moves is like Snoop Dogg gettin off dope//highly unlikely, so call and ask ma for a hug/tell her call Hillis if she needin a thug//get her addicted like drugs, hit the pussy harder than gat slugs/then loosen her asshole up with a brand new pair of phat Lugz//understand what that does? it leaves you breathless/and ya girl over there can't control her wetness//better to be an internet thug than an internet sissy/movenistic, why in the world you think you can come in here and diss we?/we won't let you buy alcohol with that fake ID/we just gon whup that ass til you give up and cry, PEACE!/ask God Why Me? can't I take back my lyrics?/and go crawl in the arms of mommy dearest?/it's too late, movenistic, I got mama dazed and spellbound/and God lookin at you disgusted, so now you're hellbound..."

Why do muthafuckas fight losing battles? Niggaz stuck on stupid...

I'm out like DEEZ muthafuckin NUTZ!!! Peace!

Alright LOX I think I might be able to post it now. I got my fingers cross! Here it goes

http://y100.cc/photogallery/jay-z/3.jpg

I hoped it worked!

Just in case anyone else would like to post up a picture in the future this is what you do.

Type: The URL goes here

Follow those directions and it should come out right.

What Hollywood means is type: websiteURL.jpg (but without the space after < and before >

Alright,...... lets get this shit started/we got "MO" niggas in this thang actin "MO" retarded/one post for four niggas, instead of four different verses/ one casket, four bodies, instead of renting four hearses'//we'll take it from the beginning, lets start from the top,i wanna get one thing straight with this damn "rodent cop"/you SUCK, like i said, thats why i dont want to compete/ i got better things to do while your'e beating your meat// and you said i was "scared" to jump in this thang?/ i got a permanent fuckin address,bitch i dwell in tha ring/i was gonna let all that shit go, that shit you said in tha past/ i was gonna sit back and watch "THE BEST" dig in dat ass// but you wish to talk shit, like your last name was hole/we know your fist name is Ass, why you trying to act cold?/i think your style has the flu, thats why your lryics is sick/ but not sick in a "good way", like i said " big floppy donkey dick"//okay,... thats done whos next on the list,/ oh its the "wiz" sounding like a mute,deaf Jada Kiss/hope your rhymes "got milk" cause the structure is fragile/ fuck 'round get buried behind the walls of your home like a fraggle//Youve got an Elton John fetish,you mention him like three times/ you got a lot to learn, you use your punches in one line/ instead of making me bored with the same fuckin joke,/ but yous' a hard headed nigga, so trying to teach is no hope//theres no use of you hiding when you feeling all scared/ if they ask you where i am, tell em " Him down stairs "/done,....... who's next,?......who's the next to get pissed?/who's the rudy-poot nigga, ..... homo-venistic?/ six years from now bitch, you'd still be at the age border/since you bored at work nigga, give me some fries with that order//you got two pubes on your nutts , now think you a grown ass man?/if you change your mind now, i'll let you be my best fan/haters on my nuts,bicth this shit aint new to me/ im in my mid life crisis, four more years, you'll hit puberty// thats three niggas down, and one hoe left to go,/ i save you for last, just so i could let you know/you got mo skill than them other niggas, but you still on my dick/you got to think before you post, dont just type and double click// how much money do you spend, with your buy-sexual ass/what kinda thigns did your family do to you in the past?/ did they hit you? did they kiss you? did they put you in a dress?/ did they touch you in the private spot? did they fondle you breast?//You need help little "dunny", heres the number to call/ its 1-800-I-fuk-all/ stop dreamin young nigga, your reality's lucid/ lets take a test and really find out which one of us is really stuck on stupid//

done

last verse, gentle hint,....or subtle stab?................you decide.

How's this for a new cartoon series? "kazper, and the friendly ghostwriter..."

"you're not Jay and I'm not Jada, so you can't give me half a bar/especially when all yo comebacks thus far are sub par//a couple of lines at Hillis will never get the job done/it's like Satan tryin to tempt God's only begotton Son//completely worthless! but you saved me for last cause I'm number one/the nigga in this thread that could put you in a deep slumber, son//how can you try to diss me but you steadily ridin this dick?/tellin me I got mo skills than them other niggas, don't you think I know this shit?//H-3-K began this online rap shit/what type of dildo you use, kazper? rubber or plastic?/you're my #1 fan, that's why you wonderin bout my family/plus, since you my #1 ho, it's all fam to me//pops gave me game, and mom's suppoted a young playa/and the rest of my fam spoke prophesy about this future pimp operator//who was heaven sent to stop the haters, and cease all cock blockin/professionalized in ho go gettin and boot knockin//but, wait, I digress, back to this fuckin houshold pest/"1-800-I-fuk-all?" that can't be your best!//back to the drawin board for you, eh kazper?/like The Best says, TOMATOES! did you get that, young bastard?//probably not, cuz I got ya mind goin helter-skelter/and I got you callin up the Battered Ho Shelter//let's take your proposed test, and I'll do it like Jesus...PERFECT/so rethink that stragey, cuzzin, and ask if it's worth it//no, it isn't, so just keep worshippin my throne/and then crawl back underground to yo rundown apartment buildin home..."

Yes, nigga, you are stuck on stupid! Damn!

I'm out like respect for the Bulls for tradin Elton Brand. Peace!

Last diss...directly aimed at kazper, the cowardly roach, or obviously pointed at kazper, the friendly bitch?

For my nigga Nchekwube...

"NO! HE'S DIPPING!" "WHO? WHO'S DIPPING?" H3K, BASTARDS!"

"Oh my God, it's him!" "Who, who is it?" THE BEST MOTHAFUCKAS!! First and foremost, I have to give Kazper big ups for that last verse. Duke did his thing, that shyt was laced perfectly. Aiyo, Hillis nice lyrics dun, damn I swear if you would have came at me with bars like that when we were battlin' we still would be battlin' RIGHT NOW!! Damn dun, I guess this emcee Hammer ass nigga "Skunk" Police is "Too Unlegit Too Quit".

Aiyo, check it:

This is internet spittin' it'll never reach personal/ lacking consistency, ya verses pleadin' for rehearsel/ the victory you wish to seek is more than illusive/ battlin' me? I'll leave you deceased like the white boys did to Yusef/ I'm a mixture of NAS and AZ, my styles pronounced THE FLYEST/ you're like every other PUSSY I faced, expect you are the dryest/ and magnums couldn't "bite" if they had thousands of teeth/ I'm too advanced in this MATRIX, you're a GLITCH I'm K. REAVES/ so sit back, relax, and peep out my lyrical "thes..../...is" a "suspect"ive coward whos defeat will be tragic/ either by my flows or his constant wack spittin' habit/ you're mad confused like wearin' sandles with socks/ and you left rings on my COCK from the lipstick you rock/ evidence from ya rhymes shows you been JOCKin' my style/ How dare you?! I'll slit ya windpipe into the shape of a smile/ that's correct, you're physically suit to say cheese/ but you aint joyous cause ya vertebrate's touchin' ya knees/ now that last verse you posted ya ghostwriter should have kept/ you're novice on this thread, I'm IN TOO DEEP like Omar Epps/ just face it "officer" you've been outdone by THIS MEMBER/ and after this final verse you will be DISMEMBERED!!/ there's no need for ya verses, you're fired, we're closed!!/ you furious cause I'm the lyrical prophet God chose/ who else can you blame for your discontinuation?/ tryin' to spit INTELLIGENT rhymes with HORRIBLE punctuation/ you're empty on CONTINUES and out of four leaf clovers/there's no PASSWORDS or CODES in this battle, GAME OVER!!.......NEW COMER!!

"Nooooo, he's leaving!" "Who, who's leaving?" THE BEST MOTHAFUCKAS!! ~1~

"I aint a killa, but don't push me/ revenge is like the sweetest joy next to gettin' pussy"-T. Shakur

WOW!!!! GAME OVER!!! BEST WON THIS SHIT!!! HOLLA!!!!

hollywood l heard about the row and signing of korrupt and Left Eye (now called NINA).korrupt says he needed the money.he says his own label which he started isnt doin too well and he needs to pay the artists and to feed his family.suge offered him that money so he's gone for it.he says he asked snoop and them what they think and they understand he needs the $ but they said "you know what you gettin into...". Nas fans l think nas is going to be obliterated by the new jigga R kelly album.has anyone noticed how nas interviews are either about the Beef with jigga or about him going back to his illmatic roots. Nas lacks one thing.That is charisma.after the beef his interviews will be boring.thats why his albums dont stay in the charts very long.Because he doesnt have an interesting life.pac,big and Jay had interesting lives.even thoh pac had to act out his lyrics to gain credibility.because 70% of the peeps who buy hip hop are white males,who probably watch BET and MTV,Jay is right in saying Nas owes him a platinum plaque.

luv y'all

oh yeah and while we talkin about nas,what y'all think about nas criticising the roots about teamin up with jigga,after they did that song "what they do" dissing rappers thats all about bling blingin.l heard Black thought is about ready to loose his cool wit nas.l think nas is gettin blood thirsty.

I'm here to lay claim to this thrown, cause y'all niggas seem puss/spittin corny verses, stealin other niggas hooks like a crook/ I rule you, can't nobody undermine my hustle/ it's all strategy playas, I calculate my moves, I don't fumble/ Y'all fags.. stay humble/ you can't fuck with the Rob/Be it the WIZ or the Best, y'all clowns don't have the shine of a God/ See...that's the prob/ y'all spit with no substance/Nigga calls himself the BEST, are you retarded or something?/ Wiz you aint nothing, it disgust me to read/ you couldn't conjure up a potion to make your wack rhymes seem tighter to me/ I flow with ease/ you fools straining to the point where you bleed/ Is it worth it?, your verses will never scortch hotter than these/ negros please/ get off of your knees/ this aint kikers island brother, you aint got to suck to appease/Get back at me please/ I'll enjoy picking y'all apart like scabs on little kids knees/I went easy on y'all this time, aint ready to let loose the bomb/ Just ask yourself when you read this...if your sure y'all want it with Rob.

Holla!

Hills, you be fucking lame/wit my 12 gauge bout to sho my rage/ even do im young fo my age ill keep u posted at stage/ trapp u like a cage nigga u played out like that rocawear/ make u sit and stare cuz u cant bare killin ya braincells in da electric chair shit /il'l tear thew u nigga sweep off wit ya boo nigga u dont wit im a do u aint coo foo nigga im bein hella tru nigga u walk around bein stupid sayin who nigga get ya weak crew/ cook thew u shit like rabbit stew foo u drink moutaindew/ getin a blatter infection look for my ressurection im a have some tight selections/ impelectons/ and aticeptions and triceptions/ inleptions take no exceptions.

Who's shittin' up the screen again? I _busted_ that ghost/
Do I have ta get mean again, n' fire up the spit roast/
Won't help ta get angry, ya mangy little titroach/
Ya couldn't spit legit if you had a rhyme coach/
I shattered you like glass, canyon-bottom-smashed like a stagecoach/
Common knowledge: I speared yo ass n' hauled-it to the Loveboat/
RETIRED, ass-fired, no pension/
Betta get hair extensions n' practice dick-clenchin'/

Find the right grip to suck more dicks than a Frenchman/
You'll get the suck-job easy, too many references to mention/
Y'always did prefer quantity before quality/
So go ahead, stick fingas in that assmouth, start vomiting/
Yo insults repeat, I master a lotta things/
That shit 'cha excrete, garbled mess, clumsy soddering/
My rhymes constructed with skill, ya neva bothering/
Strong and cleva, I march on, neva lookin' back at the ass dat's doddering/

Damn, I gotta go, but I'll get back to you later, Best, trust.

"Oh my God, it's him!" "Who, who is it?" THE BEST MOTHAFUCKAS!! First and foremost, Big ups J-Dolo for reppin me dun. Now everytime I come to this thread someone new wants to battle a nigga. Fuck, I've dismembered 3:16, Police Academy nigga, and now you "Robbie". What's this...."try to take the throne away from THE BEST" year. Ah "Robbie" that verse was mad tight son......................I'm lieing.

Aiyo, Check it:

I sat down and asked myself do I want it with Rob?/ I'm positive I'll twist his dome like a door knob/ duke tries to flow ill like a flu in a stomach/ this is only my fourth bar and I've already won it/ I'll toss you from the throne, lock you away in my dungeon/ my reign never stops and I aint pausin' for nothin'/ you know you loved my verse coward ass nigga stop frontin'/ claim to be goin' easy but those rhymes were ya best/ I'm cockin' back Lacin' Lungs Leavin' niggaz breathless/ and the heat I'm releasin' can't be shielded by a vest/ I suggest/ you could be next to witness my lyricism flex/ got no dinero to ya name, but steady writin' the checks/ once again another novice tryin' to battle a vet/ typed my name twice in ya verse, nigga we haven't met/ you a dickridin' faggot like Funk Master Flex/ ya lyrics are herendous, and ya metaphors suck/ "like little kids knees" FUCKIN' PRICK GROW UP!!/ how dare you take a SHOT at my lyrical title?/ you can't stop me only hope to contain me like MICHAEL/ not Jackson, not Johnson, not Mann, but Jordan/ you're on blast, on stage, fucked up, CLOSED CURTAINS!!......."Robbie Williams ass nigga"

Aiyo, Wizard I was goin' to respond to you on the whole Nas and Black Thought issue, but as you can see I have another battle on my hands. A, but I'll get at you dun on that note. Hillis, you have another battle son...LMAO!! "Noooo,he's leaving!" "Who, who's leaving?" THE BEST MOTHAFUCKAS!!~1~

"Blood of a slave, heart of a king"-Nas

Hey fag, who the fuck called you the best?/ your a self proclaimed king, nigga give it a rest/ you studied my rhymes carefully, hope you learned a few lessons/ your just a bitch with a complex who needs to manage his aggression./ BEST, stop frontin, we all know you aint shit/ stop all your tough guy talk, your just an internet bitch/Try to go at me hard thinking I'ma back down or switch/ I've been in the grind for years I'm more than mentally fit/ You half wit/ corn ball, son of a bitch/your own mother regrets the day she let your father slip her the dick/ Come at me harder, your blows tickel and shit/real recognize real and your steez just don't fit/You aint legit/ your a fag caught in the mix/ Next time I ask if you want it with Rob and you feeling lucky and shit/Just be smart nigga and pleed the 5th you punk bitch.

Get at me you queer. The best.....Who you trying to kid? I'ma turn this whole site against you. Time to pull up your skirt and expose you for the bitch that you are.

"Oh my God, it's him!" "Who, who is it?" THE BEST MOTHAFUCKAS!! Damn, it sounds like someone is gettin' highly emotional.....aint that right "Rob-Breana". Did my last verse hit home, I know you're not at your PC sobbin'. Dun, I could care less if you "turn this whole site against me". I come onto this piece alone, battle ALONE, voice my opinions alone, and then leave this joint alone. This Mark Morrison(return of the mac) ass nigga is dispicable.

Aiyo, Check it:

Ya rhymin' style reminds me of lettin' loose gas/ IT STINKS, while bein' released from a cellulited ass/ creative metaphors, clever punchlines, ill-tactics, you're outclassed/ I'm THE BEST, your simply Rob-Bre, you do the math/ you're verses contain nothin' but wack dialogue/ "son of BITCH", "punk BITCH", BITCH this, and "cornball"/ may I ask you son, what are you strivin' to commit?/ seems to me that you enjoy bein' 3 times the BITCH/ mentally fit?, not exactly ya mentally sick/ I pack ferocious flows leavin' you mentally whipped/ so why you have the name Robert when ya private's a clit?/ and the only thing that's GRINDIN' is ya grill with my fist/ you been doin' this for years, that's a personal sacrafice?/ I ripped ya torso from ya waist, and you still aint half as nice/ with illiterate spits typed, you're breakin' the laws/ you've been circumsised too far, thinkin' you still have the balls/ to actually battle me, you're left faded like a taper/ ya body's disentegrated, chemically changed into vapors/ change ya name to DMX cause this RYDE gone be RUFF/ surveyin' my verse cryin', screamin' out "THAT'S ENUFF!!"..........F-A-G-O-L-O- U-S ass nigga!!

And by the way "Rob-Breana" "HOLLA" went out in the early '90's. "Noooo, he's leavin'!" "Who, who's leavin'?" THE BEST MOTHAFUCKAS!!~1~

"never argue with fools, they will bring you to their level, and defeat you with ignorance"-Nas

What up peeps? I just finished watching that All Star game. I was pulling for the East, but we couldn't get the W this year. And my NFC boys lost the Pro Bowl. Oh well, we can't get em' all. Back to the topic for a second. I heard that Jay is on the joint with R. Kelly saying something like, "Don't they know I eat ether?" Something like that. And I hear R. is dissin' Sisqo, lol. Now we got the R&B people beefing. Hillis, you one of my boys til the end on this joint, but once again we don't see eye to eye. Jada is bringing it and is way under rated if you ask me. I saw him rapping for AI in a commercial today and yes, it was a tight flow. I know how you feel about the South, but tell me who from the dirty has a better flow. Face can compete, but I can't think of anybody else. Let me know what you think. Oh yeah, that's messed up how they booed Kobe. Now, I'm not really a huge Kobe fan, in fact I think A.I's game is way better, but I didn't really see the point in booing the man. Last year they (Philly) booed my girl Beyonce' and them so I guess no one is immune. Wizzard, why all the hate? That's all it is now dogg. Peep your words, "after the beef his interviews will be boring, thats why his albums don't stay in the charts very, long, because he doesnt have an interesting life." What are you talking about, wiz? Best, I wasn't gonna say it at 1st, but the time has come. I don't want beef, but if you see this as me beefing, then so be it. You copied a lot of what I said. I mean renaming 3:16 and Rob to a female name, that was from my book. Saying you are the father, also from my book (Qoolout Jr). and the whole "What? I know you ain't talking; you love our style." Even thought I took it from Nas, lol. I'm just saying. I was reading some old post and Hillis asked who I was speaking of when I said people copied me, and I'm just making it known. Holla

Damn Best, MC Hammer ass niggas everywhere! They keep it up, they gon move to Vanilla Ice status...

"movenistic and Rob-bre, why come and test we?/Me and Best been runnin this rap shit, along with 3:16//you two bogus niggas want the crown? ya battle spits are terrible/take them lyrics to the graveyard, them hoes is unrepairable//Rob gotta a fascination with little kids knees/who ya target, kids aged two or barely in they threes?//then we got ho-venistic using words too big for his britches/keep on readin the dictionary and realize ya thug appeal is fiction//Sir Mix A Lot ass niggas, still stuck on Mark Morrison/we Escalades up in here, you niggas is Ford Tauras, son//Best, watch how I pour it on, and blow they minds like C4/bring these lyrics to ya door, no beef no more//movenistic, if I'm Rocawear, then you must be Wal-Mart Wranglers/Rob-breena, ain't a garbage can fit to contain ya//wack ass lyrics or your miniscule clout/try to challenge the king next year, cuz you've officially lost this bout//put ya dick back in ya pants, and leave them lil kids knees alone/and help little slow- venistic read his thesarus at home..."

"Watch out! Before ya get bum rushed! At the... WILD WILD WEST!"

Kool Moe Dee ass niggas...

I'm out like these two Biz Markie wanna bes. Peace!

"Oh my God, it's him!" "Who, who is it?" THE BEST MOTHAFUCKAS!! Damn wo, I can understand havin' beef with these less fortunate cats like Squirrel Police, and Rob-Breana, but now you Q. I kind of felt some tension comin' from your way because back when 3:16 and I were battlin' you were the only one on this thread still tryin' to hold him down, talkin' about how "improved" his lyrics had gotten. So basically you're saying that because I'm renamin' niggaz with fem names and sayin' they reppin' my style, I'm "stealin'" your style.....negro please. Let me ask you this, just because I call niggaz "dickriders" am I "stealin'" Nas's word because he called JayZ one on Ether?.....LMAO!! Honestly, I never once seen you use the tactics that I'm using, and the only time I can remember is when you renamed Manny "Anny", and that was after the fact because truly I WAS NOT, I REPEAT WAS NOT followin' the fued you two had goin' on on the old thread. But for real for real, nigga I never imitate or "steal" another man's style or lines, and if I do I always place quotes around them or acknowledge the person I'm using them from. In conclusion dun, what you are accusin' me of is irrelevant and simply ludacris because honestly you would be the last person I would quote or take somethin' from. One last thing, I think you're jealous because everyone is caught up in some sort of lyrical battle and no one is payin' your "thoughtful" posts any attention. FUCK IF I'M WRONG, THAT'S JUST MY OPINION!!

Aiyo Hillis, mad verse dun, that's right smash on these Eddie Kane Jr. ass niggaz. These cowards wouldn't be tight if they repped a size 26 jeans. "Noooo, he's leavin'!" "Who, who's leavin'?" THE BEST MOTHAFUCKAS!!~1~

"YOU CAN HATE ME NOW.....BUT I WON'T STOP NOW"-Nas

Yeah, Best...I expected you to take it like that. The tension is coming from you dogg. I'm the last one you'd steal from, huh? Peep it, I already explained what you took. I'm not one to keep on arguing with ya, plus I been giving you props on your rhymes. You did what you did, it's there in black in white. Oh yeah, thanks for calling my post "thoughtful," but I gotta ask you something. Explain how I'm jealous. I mean none of us our really gaining anything from this. I do it cause I wanna hear other peeps opinions and voice mine too. It's fun following the whole thing take place for me, but what is there to envy? And I wasn't the only one who said 3:16 had improved, lol, but that's neither here nor there. I stated my opinion and you stated yours. Holla

Best, your shit is wack, I don't give a fuck about your supporters/niggas can dick ryde but let's get a few things in order/There's are reason why people are calling you out on this thread/ You even stole niggas styles,and act likt they stemed from your head/ that's pathetic/ you and hills are a discredit/ to any real hip hop lovers, who grow tired of gimmicks/ Hills came to your defense like a good boyfriend should do/ Lame nigga came in blind and gon get boddied up too/it's cool, take yall last breaths, kiss, fuck do what y'all do/But remember, Rob came to take over, wont be denied by two fools/ In summation, I would like to say, dick up in ya both/Then I remembered, I heard y'all like to take it deep throat/so I got Two niggas that want to battle with Rob?/So be it... Drama stay live as long as I'm on/

See dudes are taking this personal now. You can tell that they're getting heated over this shit. Hey Best, don't get your panties in a knot. If you so nice why do you need your man to hold you down? I guess your just used to dudes holding you down in all possible ways. Get at me.......

Hills. you fucking backing down?

Nas is a bitch, y'know http://urgent.rug.ac.be/vinylators/audio/nas_hot97rootsdiss.mp3 http://www.real-hiphop.com/nu-rhhsite/thought1.rm http://www.real-hiphop.com/nu-rhhsite/thought2.rm http://www.real-hiphop.com/nu-rhhsite/thought3.rm http://www.real-hiphop.com/nu-rhhsite/thought4.rm no further questions your honour.

sorry l'll post that again.

http://urgent.rug.ac.be/vinylators/audio/nas_hot97rootsdiss.mp3

http://www.real-hiphop.com/nu-rhhsite/thought1.rm

http://www.real-hiphop.com/nu-rhhsite/thought2.rm

http://www.real-hiphop.com/nu-rhhsite/thought3.rm

http://www.real-hiphop.com/nu-rhhsite/thought4.rm

Best,...........damn,..... you aint have to give it to 'em like that. but i guess they gotta learn.

Hill,.... i only typed a couple of lines, did that make you upset?/you use to getting a whole verse? i never meant to neglect/i didn't know you wanted that much attention from me/but from now on, i'll make sure i'll give you more b'fore i leave//i give props where props is due, DONT confuse that with ridin your dick/ i like AUTOMATIC pussy, got no love for a STICK/ so if i say i like a line from your Previous verse/learn to take a compliment nigga, b'fore ya arteries burst// cause i told ya bout them heart attack black folk's is havin now/slow ya temper, cool ya nerves nigga, "dont have a cow"/what kinda question is that? " what kinda dildo do i use?"/ bitch i use a Diamond Studded Plutonium Pecker,........ to leave ya ass battered and bruised.// ever been hit in bust cross ya mouth, with a chrome plated dick?/ pulled out ya mammy golden puss, and rubbed right cross ya lips?/ keep fucken roud' playa, im bound to make that shit happen/all because some nigga lied and said that you could make it out here rappin// bitchboy, i graded your test, you guessed almost all of them incorrectlly/you got your name and date right, but i graded that indirectly/so i figure that make you stuck, or stupid, i'll let you pick,/and while im rethinkin my strategy,you sit back and play with Robs dick......

done.................

I would address KAZPER but that was probably the worse flow I've read since I've been on here..... You want to take shots at Rob? please...Go play somewhere I'm busy. Live up to your name playa and truely be ghost. Best.... Your Garbage! Why anyone reps for you on this shit is beyond me. I guess fags have to stick together. Hills....your worse than he is and that's pretty bad. Y'all metaphors are weak and half of Kazpers shit didn't make any sense. Y'all are LAME. Puss ass niggas. I can just imagine you clowns on the street. Damn! Anyway, if you have something to say, let your feelings be known by all means.

"Oh my God, it's him!" "Who, who is it?" THE BEST MOTHAFUCKAS!! Aiyo Q, I aint feelin' you on your statements, but it's all fam over here. If you feel I bit "your style", hey you have your opinions and I have mine. Once again, that's like sayin' you also bit another niggaz style because I'm pretty sure someone else was renamin' niggaz feminine names WAAAAAAY before you started doin' it....LMAO!! Aiyo wizzard, in my next post I will lace my opinion on the whole Nas and Thought issue because they both made vital points, and they are both contradictin' themselves. Kazper, this nincompoop "Rob-Breana" actually thinks he's a real threat.....LMfuckin'AO!! You see how that dolo posted again seein' if I replied yet. This faggot ass dude has probably been comin' to this thread the whole day desperately awaitin' my replyin' verse, and dun has the nerve of callin' me garbage.

Aiyo, check it:

So you've developed enuff skill to come off last time?/ Incorrect, you still re-spittin' the same square ass rhymes/ How many times you gone conclude that my "shit is wack"?/ Aiyo a versatile vocabulary is what you lack/ You sound upset cause another vet had my back?/ Well I'm takin' all the blame for ya loss in this match/ your content represents a mere past of "he"/ who has just learned "his" prerequisted ABC's/ ya wordplay is so simplistic, so G is for GARBAGE/ this nigga's catchin' attitudes like Fernando Vargas/ speakin' of gimmicks take a long deep stare in the mirror/ realize ya WACKness on this thread couldn't be any clearer/ now you've made ya point known that ya name is Rob/ and it's not wise to battle you blah, blah, blah/ speakin' irrelevance, plain foul gibberish shit/ I don't care who you stand for or who you rep with/ you in the way of verbal heat, arrange plans to get hit/ rappin' stupidity spits fuckin' lyrical misfit/ check out my alias dumbass, how could you miss it?/ And "LAME" should be the last word to leave ya mouth/ it's a perfect term describin' what u all about/ now if I seen you on the "streets" I'll go pound for pound/ but you wouldn't box, instead you'll be jockin' my style/ When? Where? What? Who? and especially How/ does he rock his tims like that and his ice berg jeans?/ You're a nuisance I'm movin' on to bigger and better things....."F-A-G-O-L-O- U-S ass nigga" "Noooo, he's leavin'!" "Who, who's leavin'?" THE BEST MOTHAFUCKAS!!~1~

"If we battled on a U-Haul truck ya flows still wouldn't move me"-me

"If you put ya money where ya mouth is my cock would be a millionaire"-Chino XL

I seen Robs Ghostwriter yesterday, my little boy cut in front of him in the cafeteria lunch line at pre-school.he told me to tell y'all that he's looking for more clients, he only charges enough to get extra milk and cookies.

LMFAHO.....DAAAAAMN....LMAO.ROD-GAY/WHATEVER YA NAME IS YOU NEEEED TO ADDRESS THAT.

Did y'all here that Jada AI flow yet? Best, I peeped what you said. I disagree but I see your point. Hopefully it's vice versa but if not, oh well. Like I said, I like your rhymes so go ahead and get back to your beefs and as far as I'm concerened it's case closed. Wiz, I'm thru debating with you dogg. I try to respect opinions different from mine, but if you have no meaningful input to add to the convo, I'm not adrressing you anymore; no disrespect of course, but that's how I feel. Aw-ight, I'm gone.

Best, this goes out to you:

I'm matchless, burn y'all to ashes/
While your skill is as in-vis-i-bull as my stash is/
Don't pull punches, I was sent to bash heads/
building work camps for fascists, how's that affirmative action/
Always attackin', I'm never backin' up/
To the music of claxons I flatten them who ain't stackin' up/
That's you "The BITCH", who ain't gotta flow, shittin' new lows/
Y'always been stupid, DotCom investin' ya dough/
But y'all HAD to see I'd be da best in the show/
Y'all scrape cash fa flowers, I'm just wreckin' da ho/
Y'all burn incense to nature, I'm just stringin' a bow/
Y'all sense that I hate ya, but I'm not, animal/
I just shoot shit to eat, call me da rhyme cani-bole/
I fry up dumb asses in my lyrical flam-bo/

Run fast, I don't care, got mo' stamina than Rambo/
An' if I do get tired, I just hop in the Lambo,/
Put my treads in ya face, liquify you like Cambpell/
Don't deny you in shambles, you played ya last gamble/
Now PAY UP, I gotcha locked down, ya can't ramble,/
Tied to that chair, torture can't bear, can't handle/
Don't call it unfair, you da one who jumped in the brambles/
Sort-yer affairs, you flickerin' out like a candle,/

Dick in and out, I'm in the back with Sandra,/
Half my mouth's on her, half's here battlin, you a goner/
Ya turn in fear, I cap ya twelve times just like Hannukah/
Y'open mouth to respond, don't spill 'at enima on-me-now/
Ya rap like Pauly Shore acts, ya in the army now?/
Ya shit lines smell funky like Stax, always bombin' out/
I can read your future from here, don't call me now/
Y'all just fuck up n' die n' come back as a Brahman cow/

That's the word, I'm on point, niggas, crackas feel me now/

I saw that A.I commersial too Qool during the all-star games sunday. That was hard, the reason why it is hard because that is the only time I myself have seen a rapper acually have a good flow and still can market the product. Most of the time it some silly flow that don't have anything to do with the product. And at the end of the little flow they tell you what the product is. Jada h made the whole song devoted towards A.I and used a lot of basketball analogies. And he still maintained to sell the product. I know this is sounding real gay right now. because I am acually putting analysis on a damn commersial. But I am just bored as hell, plus it seems everybody is in some kind of battle, so I can't get involved with that.

STEPH'S STILL UP IN HEEREEE!!! I been reading some of the shit being posted. And uhh yea thats wat this thread is becoming...SHIT. What happened to the days when we actually talked about HIPHOP!?!?!?! Now what it is about??? Personal battles and beefs. GROW UP. Is it all really necessary??? Well anywayz if u all enjoying it then fine I guess. I guess this couldn't be the greatest thread on the net forever! Haha. But anywayz shoutouts still to the vets still posting, Qool, Hollywood, Best, J-dolo...u all know the good old days...hahahhaa. Later.

Ahhh sorry!!! And Hillis!!!! Sorry!

This need some falvar:
I present to you the history of Alex Chilton

In a business that reinvents itself at every turn, Alex Chilton has managed to survive for three decades with a three-fold career as well -- his early recordings with the Box Tops, the three albums he did with Big Star in the mid-'70s and the spate of cool, but chaotic, solo albums he's recorded since then. To some, he's a classic hit-maker from the '60s. To others, he's a genius British-style pop musician and songwriter. To yet another audience, he's a doomed and despairing artist who spent several years battling the bottle, delivering anarchistic records and performances while thumbing his nose at all pretenses of stardom, a quirky iconoclast whose influence has spawned the likes of the Replacements and Teenage Fanclub. For a guy who grew up in and around Memphis, there isn't anything remotely Southern about Alex Chilton. Although fully aware of his surroundings and in tune spiritually with its most lunatic fringe aspects, Alex Chilton's South has more to do with genteel Southern intellectualisms than rednecks. Chilton started playing music in local Memphis high-school combos, alternating between bass and rhythm guitar with a stray vocal thrown in, finally working himself up to professional status with a group called the DeVilles. After acquiring a manager with recording connections tied to Memphis hitmakers Chips Moman and Dan Penn, Alex and the group -- newly renamed the Box Tops -- recorded "The Letter," a record that sounded White enough to go number one on the pop charts and yet Black enough to track on R&B stations, too. Chilton was still in his teens, but armed with a strong conception of how pop and R&B vocals should be handled. With the hand of vocal coach Dan Penn firmly in place, the hits kept coming, with "Cry like a Baby," "Soul Deep" and "Sweet Cream Ladies" all showing visible chart action. The Box Tops were stars by AM radio singles standards, but tours in general opened Chilton's eyes to the world and what it had to offer. And what that world seemed to offer to Alex was a lot more artistic freedom than he had as nominal leader of the Box Tops. After a few errant solo sessions, Chilton found himself in Big Star with singer/guitarist Chris Bell. Their blend of ethereal harmonies, quirky lyrics and Beatlesque song structure appeared to be radio-friendly, but distribution for their label, Ardent Records, spelled disaster. With Bell gone and the label literally hanging on by a thread, Chilton went into the studio with producer Jim Dickinson and attempted to put together the third Big Star album. These sessions, now known as Sister Lovers, are legendary in some quarters. So much has been read into this recording, primarily the myth that Chilton became a pop artist who, in the face of critical success but commercial apathy, suddenly rebelled against the system and became a "doomed artist on a collision course to Hell." Chilton himself dismisses all such romantic notions: "I think that to say that it's a fairly druggy sort of album that is the work of a confused person trying to find himself or find his creative direction is a fair statement about the thing." Around 1976, Chilton started producing a wild cross-section of solo outings for various foreign and American independent labels, all featuring his love for obscure material, barbed-wire guitar playing, howling feedback and bands who sounded barely familiar with the material. Plugging into the bohemian punk rock scene of New York City, Chilton's anarchic approach and attitude fit the scene like a glove. In addition to his gigging and performing schedule, Alex also produced the debut session by the Cramps, helping to land their deal with I.R.S. Records. Chilton was getting legendary enough to end up having a song by the Replacements named after him. Through the late '80s into the early '90s, Alex split his time between recording, gigging overseas plugging his latest release and playing oldies shows in the U.S., reprising his old Box Tops hits. In the early '90s, Chilton -- relocated to New Orleans, his demons behind him -- began releasing a series of excellent solo albums on the newly revived Ardent label and even participated in a couple of Big Star "reunions."

"Oh my God, it's him!" "Who, who is it?" THE BEST MOTHAFUCKAS!! O.K., O.K. I have thoroughly listened to both Nas's and Thought's interviews and here are my thoughts and opinions on them. First off, I feel Nas's is absolutely right for callin' out The Roots. They have based their whole hip hop existence on goin' against the trends of "commercial rap", but then they turn around and play background for the Pharoah of "commerical rap" in Jay Z. If anyone remembers that joint "what they do" they basically mocked/criticized the typical "money/cash/hoes/clubbin'" videos that when every time you turn on ya t.v. Jay Z is lacin'. On the other hand, Nas contradicts himself when he speaks on the "State Property" movie as bein' a negative "gangsta" flick because he too co-wrote and starred in a "semi-gangsta" film in "Belly". Even though he said what he said there can still be an arguement because Belly was durin' his Esco/Escobar days, and the nigga from what I've witnessed and heard has changed from that "fiction mafia" character. Now Black Thought on the other hand basically did what everyone expected him to do and criticize Nas for his past actions, sayin' how can he speak down on a gangsta film when he acted in one. He also said that he and The Roots had nothin' to do with the "what we do" video, and that the concept came from the director. Come on now Thought do you expect anybody to believe that nonsense. He's basically sayin' that they shot the video, but they had no say so whatsoever as how it was goin' to go down....LMAO!! It's common sense that an artist has to have at least some input towards their video, or why would they even be shootin' it. Also, he says when The Roots played for Jay Z, that he wasn't there. O.K. so if he was there they wouldn't have performed? Besides that, Thought sounds like he is distancing himself from The Roots in sayin' somethin' like that. I still like Thoughts and The Roots music but I would have respected them more if they would have just came out and told the truth. All they had to say was that "we actually are against commerical rap, but Jigga blessed us with a nice check and we took the offer", instead of tryin' to cover up and make it seem like they were never ever against commericalism. Thought did make some vital points against Nas sayin' he's always talkin' about goin' back to Africa, and has not once been there....LMAO!! All in all though both Nas and Black Thought were correct on some things, but they also contradicted themselves on some things.

Aiyo, Squirrel Police what the **bleep** was that you just posted up? I could barely link ya bars together dun. I would have been better off tryin' to learn the native Portuguese tongue. So in conclusion, you're not worth my reply, try spittin' another verse and maybe, just maybe I'll lyrically humiliate that ass AGAIN......"NEW COMER"!! Ah Q, it's all internet love dun. Steph, how u been? Long time no hear. I know you gettin' tired of all this "beefin", but you have these apprentices comin' at THE BEST, and I have to put them in their places. Thanks for reppin' me though. Ah, Wiz you mad crazy yo callin' duke ROD-GAY.....LOL, but I still don't understand how can you still be holdin' down Jay Z after Ether("People Are Talkin" and "Super Ugly" is sub-par, and "Don't U Know" is STRAIGHT WACK!!). Kazper, I see you aren't the only one who realizes that "Rob-Breana's" lyrics are "immature", mad hilarious wo. HILLIS, wuz up my nigga, get at these CRABS!! Big J, LOX, Dolo, S. Sage, shyt even the British coward where yall at? Hollywood J. keep holdin' this shyt down dun. To every other vet I've missed....."OH WELL!!" "Noooo, he's leavin'!" "Who, who's leavin'?" THE BEST MOTHAFUCKAS!!~1~

"I found this world to be a beautiful place/ had niggaz opinions ruinin' my musical tastes"-Nas

Forget all the disses that have been exchanged between "the bESt" and myself. Lets just look at the various things that each has had to say and then see how consistant they are. First, i would like to point out that the self-proclaimed "Best", in his most recent posting seemed himself to be calling out commercial rap. It was the same person however who not to long ago who refered to his "Ice Berg Jeans and Jewels" in one of his flows. You act as if your against materialism and blatant commercialism in rap but then you sound like the "liberrachi MC". You may not appreciate my flow.....Who cares? I was just doing it for fun anyway but trust me when I say that Def Jam wont be knocking at your door anytime soon either. This isn't beef.... this is just fun over the internet. "Best", you flipping my name was mildly clever but lost it's impact after the seventh time you did it. I'm a peaceful brother. Still I have to say "best", you may have had fun switching my name around but you fell mad short of living up to your. Just how I see it.

Damn! I got Chico DeBarge and Milli Vanilli on my nutz!

For Chico, the friendly ghost...

"damn, lil roach, you still crawlin around?/and comin up with raps that make Outkast's Whole World frown?//talkin shit, but I see you still gave me a whole verse/tell a bitch to do somethin, he does it! Oops! Did that hurt?//just call it like I see it, so keep on workin the block/silly rabbit, tricks is for hoes, so kazper, keep open the twat//no dick from day one, pop's emotional little girl/flat chested, no ass, with a nappy ass curl//but hoes can be ugly, just keep lyin flat on ya back/cuz if you get up, I'm knockin you back down with the proverbial pimp slap//that shit about Rob's ghostwriter? didn't I say that about you?/you would love to be Hillis, fool, and you've shown everyone the proof//so I did get dick ridin confused, a simple mistake is all/I'd never let you near my dick; you only BEGGIN for my balls!//I spit soap bars, nigga, cuz my shit is so clean/my lyrics hit like Cassius Clay, I be comin so mean//I'm deadly as hell, a lyrical lethal injection/kazper, you love how I do my thang, I'm never neglected//blast from the past! Hillis 3000 is uncontested/kazper is rejected, infected, and disrespected//didn't make all that up myself, but it still applies/whether rubbin out a ROACH, or swattin away flies//I'm cold like a New England winter, so kazper, put on a sweater/since makin niggas name feminine is so popular, how bout I label you KAZPERETTA?"

Next Victim? millivenistic...

"ended my ROACH problem earlier, now I gotta spank this annoying brat/ya mama may have spoiled you, but I'll have none of that//I'm glad you read the dictionary; increase your vocab/but you stoppin me is like Barney of the Simpsons at a bar with a low tab//it will never happen! you're too young for this game/go to Toys R Us and look for ages 2 to 4 by the name//this for grown ass men, not roaches, brats, and pedophiles/so run along and play; what? you still in denial?/never back down to lil kids, I just teach em life lessons/don't fuck with Hill and maybe you can enjoy God's blessins//so remember, LIL MO, a mind is a terrible thing to waste/and keep tryin me, defeat will be the only thing you taste..."

Last, and possibly least, Vanilli the Pedophile...

"I'm the H to the I to the double L/Rob came in here to get the crown, but all he's gettin is hell//I been in it with Best before, so I know he can handle his own/I only came after you to lay defense to my throne//speakin of THRONE, T-H-R-O-N-E/look at your very first post: is that how you spelled it, Rob-bre?/I simply shake my head at a pedophile amongst men/and a dumb ass nigga that spells "THRONE" T-H- R-O-W-N!//don't let the homonyms throw you off, that's how I know you're not ready/child molestin ass faggot with a backbone like spaghetti//Best, is it blah, blah, blah? or yadda, yadda, yadda?/imagine this Dollar Store fool tryin to pass himself off as Prada//R-O-B, fuck around and get slapped quick/you chasin lil children now cause you were forced to suck Pap's dick?//simply pathetic, grown ass man stuck on little kids knees/you think you can take the crown? NEGRO PLEASE!"

Hey Chico and Milli Vanilli, do you like apples?

"WELL, I'M CHEWIN YA GIRL'S NIPPLES! HOW DO YOU LIKE THEM APPLES, ASSHOLE?" - Big Pun

I'm laughing at you now.

Hmm... Maybe kazper is in Milli Vanilli, cuz they ain't do they own shit either. And since kazper tryin to be me by bringin up ghostwriters, Rob is in it, too. So kazper, since y'all in a group together, maybe you should watch out for ya lil boy's knees. Oh, another thing: LOL @ Lil Mo!

What you talkin bout, Steph...is? This board ain't hardly shit. I mean, y'all folks who want to talk about hip-hop rarely say somethin. I mean Qoolout and Wiz are the only ones who are consistent with non beef posts. And Best be respondin. Shit, if y'all talk about hip-hop, I'll reply. But I probably won't bring up nothin new. Right now, I'm a "responder." But just for you... I think all rappers are in it for the money. Obviously. Rappin is fun, and if I could make a lot of money doin it, that's what I would do. Sellin out is not making a few lightweight songs to add to your fan base. For example, I know on Reasonable Doubt or Illmatic, neither of the two artists did anything remotely pop. But damn, after they gained a fan base, they did some lightweight songs to attract more fans. Ain't nothing wrong with lightweight as long as it isn't gay. Where am I going with this? I don't know. But I never felt The Roots anyway, so I gives a fuck. But if they do a song with Jigga, that's just they biz. Jigga is not pop, he just does a few club bangers for hip-hop's less dedicated fans. SO WHAT?! Do you think football players only come to entertain the die- hard fans? Do you think they would quit football if only bandwagon people attended they games? Hell naw! If the money's right, they gon stay, no matter who is in the stands. And rappers want their albums bought by whoever. They don't give a fuck. Black, white, PURPLE AND GOLD (how you like that Best?), red, yellow, whatver! Nas included. That nigga ain't special. Fuck! Just let them rappers make they damn songs! Buy what you want, and be happy with muthafuckas. Damn!

I'm out like Second Sage from this thread. Peace!

Damn.. my shit done crashed yo,my computer is crashed l cant access any of my files ,damnit l cant even start up,and whas worse niggaz is tellin me l gotta formatt my hard drive coz l got a virus.shiiiit,l had about 800 tracks on that thing.

Anyway fuck that.best l done read your post and you came up with some solid truths there.ok lam a gentleman and l'll admit you're right,that niggaz nas seemed to have got his house in order.l just read this interview....

http://www.sohh.com/thecore/read.php?contentID=3335&pageID=2

and nigga actually admits that he had gone commercial.he also admits that the beef boosted his album sale,so l geuss he is serious about going bac to illmatic and staying there.and to top it all off l just heard "black zombies",on hiphopgame.com and nigga is spittin some real lyrics so yeah l think he has redeemed himself.Lam l the only one gettin tired of hearin nas usin that phrase...."going full circle". he says it almost every interview.

Can any one school me on the beef btwn Jay-z and 50 cent,and jay-z and Cannibus.where did it all start.Best l agree that nas ate up Jigga,with ether and jigga's responses was weak.But we all know that Jigga is an arogant nigga and he wont let shit pass just like that.Besides he really wanted that king of NY real bad.Besides the original king always rapped about guns bitches and money l dont see why its bad when jay-z does it.l think y'all gotta look out for the joint album with R kelly,coz jigga is comin bac,he recently said that the beef they have had so far was pre-season ,l'll find you the link later.Also whats with R-Kelly and filmin himself fuckin a 14 year old.after marryin aaliyah ....damn.

------throw in the towel,lam better with vowels---jay-z.

Wiz that 50 cent vs. Jay-z think kinda died out a while ago. But to make it simple I will use an example. Have you ever met someone who just wanted to start a beef with no reason with a whole bunch of people. That is what 50 cent did on his first single. I forgot the name of it, but in the song he talks about robbing sertain rappers and Jay-z was one of them. 50 cent also made a track called jackin for Jay-z that ripped Jay a new ass hole. But since it was not commersialized like this Nas vs. Jay-z shit a lot of people did not get a chance to listen to it. Jay-z made a few refences to him in his Vol. 3 CD, and he also made a diss, but it was kinda lackluster, because he dosen't really know 50 cent, like he does Nas. But it was pretty good though. But ever since 2000 50 cent has been quiet, because someone from Ja Rules camp shot him. He was in intensive care but was later realesed. I don't know about Canabus and Jay, but I do know that Canabus was getting tired of Beanie talking shit about him. So he made a diss about him, but that is all I know about that. That R.Kelly situation is not the first time I herd about him fuking 14 year olds. of course he did marry the late great Aaliyah when she was 15. R.Kelly help produced her first album. And how appropriet was the title "Age, ain't nothing but a number" that is crazy as hell. But on the news they said this mutherfuker ask a 14 year old girl to give him a hand job. But she said no, then he made her watch as he Jacked off in front of her! Ha! Ha! That is funny as hell! Anyways let me make a shout out to all the playboys on her represenenting. Yall know who yall is!

What up peeps? It's J-Dizzee up in thee hizzee!! Sike, I don't exactly talk like that, but what up vet? Qoolout, Big J, 3:16 (what!?),H3K and Best holdin in down, as well as Hollywood J and 2nd Sage (Where ya at?!), LOX where ya at??! Shout outs to newcomers as well. Steph, what up homegirl? Nice to hear from you again. Thought you was gone. I've been readin the post and damn!! New battles (Best vs Rob) and there's even some tag team involved (Best and H3K vs Squirrel and wizard or kasper or....it doesn't matter who it was, cuz they got killed!) Best, you ill but you got to admit Robbie got some skillz too. He's your greatest comp yet. Tracy Mcgrady is the man!!!! Did ya see what he did?? I haven't saw shit like that since the And 1 tapes. Jordan held his own against Kobe last night. Anyways, I gotta do homework, but I'll be right back after i'm done. Peace.

"Oh my God, it's him!" "Who, who is it?" THE BEST MOTHAFUCKAS!! First off "Rob-Breana", you are officially pathetic. Tell me dun, how in the hell can you come onto this thread, start a battle with me and then "indirectly" want to call it quits. NIGGA YOU SUCK!! Just take your 'L' like the "man" you are, and stop makin' pitiful excuses like "oh this was just fun over the internet". Are you throwin' in the towel because I exposed your childish lyrics, or is it because you're just lyrically exhausted. It's alright though, you can take this defeat as a learning experience. Oh yeah, and how does my battle spits with you have to do anything with the way I feel about hip hop? Just because I rock Tims and Ice History, I can't like conscience hip hop......STUPID ASS DUDE!! So basically Talib, Mos, Common, Thought, Tragic, Nas and any other conscience lyricists just rock Wranglers and Rugged Outbacks huh? Also, I never said I wanted emceein' to be my profession you idiot, so I too won't be expectin' Russel and company to be knockin' at my door. Like you, when I'm not actually spittin' in person, I "do this for fun on the internet". Now you can go ahead and congradulate me for makin' you look like a complete prick. One last thing, you came to this thread on a "mission", and it's obvious that you've FAILED that "mission", so now you can leave and return to the hole you were located at before you made your unwanted cameo on this thread......WHAT, YOU DIDN'T HEAR ME, LEAVE NOW....LMAO!! To eveyone else keep doin' what you do. Hillis, you know the ones laced in CRIMSON ~n~ CREAM are the "lavishist"......"Nooooo, he's leavin'!" "Who, who's leavin'?" THE BEST MOTHAFUCKAS!!~1~

"Niggaz want to blame their wackness on GOD like Mase"-Chino XL

Listen fag I'm not throwing in the towel....There wasn't a competition in the first place. I know you don't work or go to school or do anything constructive with your pathetic ass, so i can see why this thread is so close to your heart. basically this is as good as it gets for you. I'm sure in real life your a puss that peeps clown on the regular. To adress what you said faggot...Conscious rappers may wear the gear but how many of them feel the need to rap about it? See the difference prick? We can keep going back and forth as long as you want. Hopefully someone else on this joint will have something intelligent or interesting to say that i can respond to or comment about. Asd for you...you pathetic gangsta wanna be, why do you seem so angry? Did my childish lyrics or something I said hurt your feminine feelings you bitch? I stand by everything I said. I will forever think your the biggest dick on this thread. Anyone that has to call himself "the best" must have some serious insecurities. Say what you want about me.... The fact is your a joke. You want to keep going at eacjhother forever? Cool... fine, I think you should get a bitch or a hobby. Maybe you and Hills could hook up and make shit happen. Who's that....who, it's the "BITCH". That name suits you better. One love people.

LOLOLOLOL, them last 2 posts were right up there with the funniest things I've read on here. In fact, them joints may have been better than the actually flows, lol. Anyway, sup Hollywood J. I feel you all the way on that Reebok flow. You can d-load it at rbk.com. And I think I found the best site for gettin' that music we were talking about before, so holla at me. J-Dizzee, what up with ya? I gotta admit, I was sleepin on Tracy before, but he showed me something in that All Star game. Wiz, let me try one more time to have a convo wit ya. I never liked or disliked The Roots; the only song I really listened to by them (as far as I can recall) was the joint with Eve. I did like that, but other than that song, I don't know too much about them. I think what Nas was saying, concerning the movie "State Property" is that the movie is just a shoot em up joint, like "Bout it Bout it." I'm not sure, but this is my take on what he was saying. His movie "Belly" did have a lot of that common shoot em up, sex, etc. in it, but it had somewhat of a point to it. Now don't get me wrong, I didn't really like the movie, but I think with Beanie's movie, it's just a pointless gangsta flick, at least it is according to Nas. Well, that's my take on it. Steph, it seems your lil rant (I feel ya) got us talking a lil more, but will it last? Where is Big J and 3:16. H3K, I'm out like 5,000.

Best you still talking?/ stop barkin,puss niggas get no love regardless/talking about grinding niggas with fists/ the only reason your so confident is cause ignorance is bliss/ I piss on your face, shit on your boo/ let the chick lick my balls, while you jack off at the view/ I'm superior, in every shape form and fasion/ You kill me with your ryhmes, stand up's your true passion/ change your name from the BEST to the MESS, your confused/ how I'ma throw in the towel against a pussy like you?/ I was willing to let shit go but this faggot still talking/Mess, you just walking, blind to the fact that your smokin/ You burning nigga, and Rob set you ablaze/Like I said before I'll piss on your face to douce out the flames/ I'm not turning,running or dodging a nigga/your battle is futile, your never a winner./How dare you tell me I shouldn't post on this place?/ Play your position dick rider, try not to come out your face/ you been laced/ de-throwned, guess who's taken your place?/ Hold up, you were never running shit in the first place/ I went after the wrong nigga... You occupied no space/ "The Best" nigga please, who you tryna convince?/ I figured you out a long time ago it barely took a quick glimps./ Your trying too hard, for what,i don't know/ I rule you nigga... The names ROB, don't you know?/

Eat a dick. Your supposed to be a vet to this shit? lol. I aint going anywhere... You love my style!

Best you still talking?/ stop barkin,puss niggas get no love regardless/talking about grinding niggas with fists/ the only reason your so confident is cause ignorance is bliss/ I piss on your face, shit on your boo/ let the chick lick my balls, while you jack off at the view/ I'm superior, in every shape form and fasion/ You kill me with your ryhmes, stand up's your true passion/ change your name from the BEST to the MESS, your confused/ how I'ma throw in the towel against a pussy like you?/ I was willing to let shit go but this faggot still talking/Mess, you just walking, blind to the fact that your smokin/ You burning nigga, and Rob set you ablaze/Like I said before I'll piss on your face to douce out the flames/ I'm not turning,running or dodging a nigga/your battle is futile, your never a winner./How dare you tell me I shouldn't post on this place?/ Play your position dick rider, try not to come out your face/ you been laced/ de-throwned, guess who's taken your place?/ Hold up, you were never running shit in the first place/ I went after the wrong nigga... You occupied no space/ "The Best" nigga please, who you tryna convince?/ I figured you out a long time ago it barely took a quick glimps./ Your trying too hard, for what,i don't know/ I rule you nigga... The names ROB, don't you know?/

Eat a dick. Your supposed to be a vet to this shit? lol. I aint going anywhere... You love my style!

Pop quiz, people...

Why is Rob stuck on stupid?

a) he keeps spelling "THRONE" like T-H-R-O-W-N

b) on his last line, he rhymed "i don't know" with "don't you know?"

c) he posted the same shit twice

d) all of the above

Get back at me people. Quizzes due at the beginning of class tomorrow. Oh and Best, here's a bonus question ONLY FOR YOU... Why do the Lakers have the tightest two colors on they jerseys?

Oh, I almost forgot. I'm out like LOX from this thread. Peace!

Questions; 1. Why his Hillis always sucking BEST dick? 2. Why is this faggot so concerned with colors of basketball teams (that's Queer) 3. Why does this Erckyl seem so concerned about my dictation? 4. How does he find time to post messages with all the cock he's sucking? 5. Why didn't the doctor snuff his ass out when he first came out his moms? 6. Why, when I'm not even talking to this fag, does he stay swinging on my jock? 7. Does anyone else find it weird the way BEST and HLLIS keep stroking eachother on this thread?

Some things to think about people.

Hollywood thanks for clearing that shit up for me.l listened to both The art off getting robbed and Jackin fo Jay.l think nigga was looking to get shot,he had it comin.shout out to all the vets.Rob, lam glad to see that you dropped the –bre part of your name,ha ha ha ha….hah.LMAO. Ok Qoolout.we’re bac in business.

When l said nas has a boring life,this is what l meant. A bit of history first.

We all know that all the media attention and the court cases,and the violent image did wonders for tupac’s record sales. Tupac was never a hussler,he was neither blood nor Cripp,but he hung wit niggaz from camps.He even used to dress in different colors when he was hangin with different camps,just to fit in.When he started rappin about the shit that he saw as if he had lived it,these dudes started getting pissed off and put him under pressure to prove that he is a thug.That’s why homes used to do some crazy violent shit that seemed demented.when pac moved onto deathrow suge liked pac’s image and encouraged it coz he new it promoted his albums if pac was always in the news and shit.As for biggie that nigga had a lot of promotion coz bad boy was all up in your face promotin their shit.We all know that there is nothing fun about goin onto the internet and chattin with german white-boys whose name is Nastradamus1959 or Stillmatic_101 but nas gotta do these online interviews and stay on radio every day to promote his shit.There is no other way for him.There is nothing wrong with doin interviews,but Nas doesn’t have much goin on in his life like pac did so he quickly runs out of things to talk about and he starts dissin niggaz.Now ask yourself,if nas was a man wouldn’t he have just rung up the roots and settled the beef withem,instead of goin on radio and telling the whole country.He just wants the publicity its gonna bring,and that is wack. Everytime nas do an interview or go on radio he gotta mention rappers names all the time.That’s a bitch move.(is he now a hot 97 DJ).

Qoolout are you familiar with the “Zero Sum” mentality. It’s the belief that some niggaz,like nas and Rob-bre have,that you can only succeed if you put other niggaz down. Tryin to make yourself look good by dissin other niggaz.If Jigga was on radio all the time he would be talking about his movie,his upcoming collabo wit R- kelly,his friendship with Michael Jackson,his luch with Michael Jordan, and his very busy lifestyle in general.But nas doesn’t have shit like that in his life,thoh he still wants to promote his shit with interviews,so what does he do?he starts picking on stupid shits to start beef with niggas.

--Osama Bin drinkin-----

oh and tupac fans,l forgot,did you know that nigga did ballet at The school of Arts,LMFAO makavelli the don wearin tights.Pac was a ballerina.

---you's a ballerina,l got the pictures l seenya--jay-z.

Im gettin a new email, just so you know it aint the gay ass imposter, aka kazper.

Look, "Wack" Rob, The Best doesn't need me to defend him, and I'm not tryin to defend him. Ya wack ass came in here talking about taking the "thrown" (THRONE! Stuck on stupid!) and how every nigga in here was puss, and whatever. Now you may have called out wizzard and The Best specifically, but you still said all us niggas in here suck, and I'm simply respondin to that. And I don't give a fuck what YOU say, any nigga who can't tell the difference between THROWN and THRONE deserves no respect, cuz that ain't no fuckin normal typo, that's some old 6th grade grammar shit. If you can't distinguish between homonyms, how can you claim to have any legitimate points? You lack coherency, pedophile! If you ain't worried about me, then take yo shit straight at Best and wiz. But that "every nigga" shit ain't gon go here. We ain't the lil children you molest, muthafucka.

Leave them lil kids knees alone like WHOA! "Wack" Rob... hey, wiz, that "Rob-bre" shit was gay as hell, wasn't it?

I know you ain't black and don't understand why me and Best goin back and forth with PURPLE and GOLD versus CRIMSON and CREAM? Niggaz still stuck on stupid. Make sure ya dumb ass post ya next reply three times, stupid bitch.

I'm out like that gay ass B-R-E from Wack Rob's (WHOA!) original name. Peace!

Damn i dont feel like reading all those posts

"Oh my God, it's him!" "Who, who is it?" THE BEST MOTHAFUCKAS!! Tsk, tsk, tsk......seems to me that Robert was offended by what I said, eh? So you concluded that emcees don't talk about what they rock huh....o.k. here's a couple of quotes for your wammy ass "My uptowns hold me down"-Mos Def, "metaphors freezin' sentences just like my ice"-Tragic Khadefi, and "I ice anything, look at my tennis shoes I ice that"-Nas. Also, you wanna question my educational and occupational status, negro please I probably make more mula than your parents combined, little dude. Now you want to comment on screen names, what about your's "Rob-Bre" or shall I say your current one "Rob". Why the sudden name change, was it somethin' I said?....LMAO!! And if I'm a "joke" you must be a "dickslobber/hater" because you brought your off brand ass to this thread and start takin' shots(but clearly missin' the rim) at me. Like I said before "you love my style coward ass nigga stop frontin". And for old times sake that Hillis and Best joke.......BOOOOOO.....TOMATOES!!

Aiyo, Check it:

So you've "paced" yourself and finally caught your lyrical wind/ still not equivalent to you capturin' this lyrical win/ but consequently, this is gonna be your lyrical end/ and when you've lost I never wanna see your lyrics again/ For your sake, stop spittin' cause you produce all slob/ intimidation changed ya name from "Rob- Bre" to "Rob"/ didn't think I'd notice ya heartless ass switchin' your script/ you're not superior mispellin' a word as easy as GLIMPSE/ "BEST to MESS" a clever quote plotted out by ya ghost/ nevertheless, you still recitin' lyrics from ya first post/ I'll deliver a blow to you, impact from telekenesis/ put a h"O"le in ya frame like how I'm eatin' my reeces/ I'm positioned on the pedestal, sittin' next to Jesus/ So "I rule you", now you're demolished to little bits and peices/ The time has now come, there's no resettin' your clock/ This aint BEAT STREET dun, but you'll get POPPED by my GLOC/A Queens native who graduated from the skool of HARD KNOCKS/ the only STYLE you'll have is if you go and purchase the LOX/ Everything I spit I meant, now it's time to roll out/ you mad cause you FEELIN' this verse more than your scroll mouse........YOU HAVE JUST LOST!!

"Noooo, he's leavin'!" "Who, who's leavin'?" THE BEST MOTHAFUCKAS!! ~1~

"ya arms to short to box with GOD/ I don't kill SOLOISTS, only kill SQUADS"-Nas (dolo ass nigga take a hint)

best, this is how its done you little whore.

They call me bob/and me and my boy Rob is gonna gonna gonna cut you like a cod/ dont be sad cuz im really rad and your just bad/your dumb ass probably cant even add/but im glad you think your good/ because the niggas around me act just like the boys in the hood/like you wish you could find your wood/ fatass with no class/after reading these they would have to put you in a cast/you some some skills but they wont last/ with me here you might as well sit on your couch and have a beer or fuck a deer/cock sucker!

Bob? Are you serious?

I'm out like Bob should be from this thread for saying he was "rad." Peace!

YO HILLIS AM NOT OUT AM STILL CHILLIN SEEING WHAT YALL TALKIN ABOUT.

Bob,..........................................never mind.

HAHAHAHAHAHA BOB!!!! that was funny as hell. i especialy like the triple gonna part! damn i didnt know people could stutter over the computer!!!!!

A Qoolout what site do you have? I got one for you it is called Morpheus, it's like the next Napster. I found the "Fuck Beanie" Diss ya man Jadakiss put out. They got that "Super Ugly" diss but I am not sure if you want that. I also found another site called Audiogalaxy, it was not as good as morpheus but it did have that interview where Jay-z appologized to Carmen. That is all I found on there. But morpheus has a lot of stuff. I just downloaded it yesturday and I have downloaded a lot of stuff. You can check it out by going to www.musiccity.com only thing bad about it is that you have to download the system and wait a long ass time for the song to download. But it is a good MP3 site. If you want to get it on a CD though you have to get Winamp. If you have anymore questions you can get at me on here or on my e-mail at the bottom. That audiogalaxy place is www.audiogalaxy.com they do have a few diss songs but not a lot. Plus you might get fustrated with all the shit you gotta download before you even get to download one song. But if you want to try it be my guess!

im offened than a mutha fucka, from your last submit/ how dare you even associate me with that wack ass click/thought we was better than that,on the road to millions/ see you can talk about my mamma, but that shit hurt my feelins//but thats cool you know, i understand and see where you stand/putting someone like me down makes you feel more of a man/talkin bout " i wanna be you " what kinda shit is you smokin?/ somebody stuff insecticide inside that pipe that you totin?//and now im " begging for your BALLS "? i dont understand that/ you got three ADAMS APPLES, nigga, and no nutts in your sack/your manhood is non existant, none,...nilch,....zip,... nano/thats why you brothers' singing bass and you sing first soprano//you aint no leathal injection, nigga, you BARELY a prick/im bout as painfull as the nurse that stuck a Q-tip in ya dick/checkin for Gonorrhea, Syphalis, Clap, AIDS, and Herpes/ you thought it would turn out negeative?, bitch nigga please/ i got you outside on the corner, slanging dick for the fags/ now your dick is diferent colors, and you wanna get mad?//now who's Infected, Rejected,disrespected and lied to?/ i aint make that shit up either, but now who it apply to?/ you keep your New England weather, hope the Pnuemonia dont getcha/and since you wanna change my name,.... how bout we call you,...Hilltisha?//

done.

"spit yo game, talk yo shit, grab yo gat, call yo click, squeeze yo clip,.............but hit the right one"

First off Hillis, if your questioning my race, let me put your doubts to rest... I'm black! Now that we got that out the way, your reference to the colors Purple and Gold, cultural significance aside is gay and i'll tell you why. The Lakers have had the same uniform since they came into the fuckin league. were you blind and now you can see? Was it really worth asking "MESS" if he see's the uniform colors? What do you think? They haven't changed in 40 years dick face..... MESS, your from Queens huh???? You say you got money huh??? does it really matter if your a prick? Personally I think you have no cream at all and you have to post your messages at the local library cause you can't afford a computer of your own. I can't hate you for that.... Keep doing what you do. As far as Bob is concerned, I don't know if he is a real person, somebody's idea of a joke or the product of Hillis and Best's gay relationship. In any case, "Bob" stop it. I'm not going to diss but for your sake and the rest of ours don't try to do that EVER again. Psssssttt. MESS, on the low though, your not NAS. Not even close. So stop trying to make the comparison between the two of you. Do you really have to quote the man in every posting? We all bought the album or at least heard it. Later people.

*sigh* What's a body to do. Two weeks since I silenced Kazper and now Best's surrendered? (And yeah, you did, man. Wise move to recognize that you just can't compete with your repetitive, repetitive slowball lyrics.) And to all who're complaining about the battling, you actin' like it's spam or somethin'. what's wrong with a good ol-fashioned beef?

Hollywood Jaimison, I use Grokster. dont know how it stands up against napster or that other one you mentioned but it has served me well.

did anyone see the Allen Iverson commercial with Jada? ima get me a pair of those...

"I been in this game for years, its made me an animal theres rules to this shit, i wrote me a manual"-Biggie Smalls

Hilltisha?! LMAO!!!

"kazper, didn't you used to call me a sensitive son?/but after reading ya last spit, who's da sensitive one?//pumpkin pie ass nigga, remember when you said ya style was sweet?/eatin them damn words along with ya boyfriend's meat//Squirrel Police said he silenced you; oh, is that true?/then it's obvious you needed to be included with the others in that crew//the filth you rap is smply fit for a pig/the only good thing about your last post was the quote from BIG//pneumonia? please? I'm the Muhammed Ali of this thread/I make medicine sick with these lyrics born in my head//keep talkin that jive, I'ma drop ya in five/lil roach runnin round, better pray you stay alive//label me Tony, kazper, cuz maybe I do sing Soprano/when I empty out the bullets you can hear high-pitched whistling ammo//this thread may be silent, but kazper, you hear me loud and clear/let a packed arena read my lyrics, and the whole crowd will cheer//there's always a chance an STD might get thrown my way/but never from fags, it's young ladies only for H3K//but what about what happens you start fuckin around?/ya ass will get pregnant and soon little roach babies will start crawling on grounds/daddy's emotional daughter, that's kazper at his finest//you're just as lame as Wack Rob, so don't write back whinin//you're slightly better than "Bob": really, only slightly/why don't you battle him cuz you're gonna lose if you fight me//or start a war with lil movenistic, but don't challenge Big Hill/I'm not only an assassin in the lyrical sense; you could literally get killed..."

As The G.O.A.T. asked on his single No More Pain... "Am I reachin yo brain?"

Wack Rob, when I was battling Best, it was a battle of his cutting metaphors versus my lyrical wit. No matter what you preferred, it was at least interesting, and we were always complemented. Nigga, now it's Best's cutting metaphors versus your lyrical shit. You have minimal lyrical skills, and that whole "Best" to "Mess" is pitiful. "The Worst" would have been more creative and even THAT is as plain as day. And Squirrel Police, I ain't got nothin against you, but I don't really be feelin your comebacks. They don't really do nothin; they're just there. I mean you have your moments, but I can actually feel Nchekwube's shit flow. Hell, I feel kazper and Wack Rob's shit flow, even though Rob's lyrics are sub-par, and kazper's disses are basically mine reworked and subsequently KILLED. And wiz, I know you was tryin to get back on Jay/Nas, but you need to come with some mo lyrics. I wanna see what else you got, dawg. Just a few lines, then you can discuss rap. Best, you need 3:16 back, cuz y'all was going back and forth on some good shit. Oh well, them was the days.

Another thing Wack Rob, I gives a fuck about how long the Lakers have been wearing PURPLE and GOLD. The PURPLE and GOLD I'm talking about... Best know what I mean, so don't worry about it. Oh and Best, not to hate, but CRISMON and CREAM? Y'all know that be straight red and white. Add blue and y'all could be a bunch of American flags walking around... lol, you know it's all love here, cuz. Go ahead and be a J.A.P.A.N. It's all love.

Qoolout, remember when I changed Manny's name to Anny? Just fuckin wit ya, cuz.

I'm out like Bill Parcells from consideration for the Bucs job. Peace!

Ah man Hillis that shit is messed up. you aint feelin MY shit? thats alright because im going to blow you away the next post i do. and since we all like to talk about sports on this board how about the ice skating during the olympics? THE CANADIANS GOT THE GOLD METAL THEY DESERVED!!!

Hey steph i understand what you sayin about the board. I never read the wack ass lyrics by kazper, squirel, or that gay ass rob shit. but this is like the thug room, you type somethin stupid, best believe you gonna get clowned and if its about someone expect to be embarassed. BUT it does leave people like me and LOX with nothing to talk about though, Q too i guess.

"Oh my God, it's him!" "Who, who is it?" THE BEST MOTHAFUCKAS!! I would like to say that I'm officially "ON LINE" for Kappa Alpha Psi Fraternity Inc. Alpha Sigma Chapter; Southern University!! Now back to the thread. This is my honest take on every nigga that I've battled here. Starting off with Adrian, dun has mad wordplay(except for when he uses the term "roach") and witty lyrics, and somehow always links/rhymes his bars together nicely(arguably my BEST competition). Next is 3:16, his lyrics are hillarious, but they are also merely average. His verses are always headed in different lyrical directions, meaning that he can spit about something in one bar, and in the next bar talk about something TOTALLY different that doesn't make any sense at all(lacking mad direction, and substance). Then we have "The Policeman", truthfully your flows are understandibly more "advanced" than mine, but they fail to deliver any "crucial" blows to make a nigga go "OOOOHHHH/AAAHHHHH". Also, your flows lack quality metaphors, punchlines, and vicious wordplay that make up decisive battle verses. And last we have "Rob-Breana" Parish....LMAO!! Not to be blatant, but this cat came onto this thread with mad confidence, and for his confidence level to be so high, his lyrics STINK, ya feel me!! If someone would give me a big face for the amount of times wo has said "puss/pussy", "bitch", "I rule you", "I'm the great Rob, you shouldn't battle me"(OOOOOHHHHHH) or for just mispelling simple ass words, I swear I'd be a zillionaire. Kazper and Wiz I apologize for leavin' you niggaz out but this is just my THOUGHT on the peeps that I've battled on this thread.

Now let me address some issues. First off Squirrel, you said that I've "surrendered", dun you've got to be kiddin' me. Nigga I typed it BOLD and clear, that my verse which ended with "GAME OVER" was goin' to be my final one towards you, unless you lace somethin' that is worth replyin' to. But if you still want to "battle me", by all means be my guest.

Next is "Rob-Breana Parish". I see that you didn't comment on those quotes where I have insightful emcees spittin' about thier "clothing and jewels". Oh I get it, you don't have any comment because your lackluster ass didn't know what you were talkin' about to begin with. Also, don't act like you didn't read my previous post? Faggot I asked you a MOTHAFUCKIN' question.....LMAO.....Why the sudden name change or the deletion of "Bre", W-A-S I-T S-O-M-E-T-H-I-N-G T-H-A- T I S-A-I-D.....(illiterate prick)?! And no I don't think I'm Nas. I just use his quotes for a specific situation that I am faced with, and that quote I used in my previous post fit that situation perfectly....once again "I DON'T KILL SOLOISTS, ONLY KILL SQUADS". And for the record, when the Lakers first hit the scene they were called the Minneapolis Lakers, and the colors were blue and white (STUPID NIGGA......Don't you just hate nincompoops who think they know mad facts, but don't know their ass from a hole in the ground)

Dun, let me get the fuck off this PC before my big brother luKKy "yo yo" catches me and forces me to do somethin' I WON'T like doin'. "Noooo, he's leavin!" "Who, who's leavin'?" THE BEST MOTHAFUCKAS!!~1~

"NOPE you can't be like us N.U.P.E.'s"-Klassy One, Fall '00 line "YO, YO"

Y'all shouldn't have even gave cuz a mention... you know who. Big J, yeah I feel you on that but, I guess the board "is what it is." But I'ma try to think of another topic that everybody wants to address. And I can tell you been away because me and H-Wood been discussing the AI flow. You know I was feelin it. H-Wood, I got both of them joints, the Jada one and Jay-Z. Wiz, I'ma address that Pac comment later. Hillis, you got jokes? LOL, remember when I ran that other youngin off the thread (he gets no name shout out). Don't Po Po cuz be having y'all laughing? I'm outta here, but I'll be back.

I aint know Rob had mentioned my name……thanx for telling me. This ones for you rob.

I told them dudes/I attack the weak niggas like colds and flu’s/rob called out my name/he’s already actin insane/b4 my lyrics go to his head,steady hacking his brain/this stupid lame nigga/2-Bit brain nigga/you and Bob hang together/I geuss you know what they say about birds of a feather/(they flock together)/Rob I can tell you write rymes/but mine are too complex for your cellulite mind/you should never hate/you mental feather-weight/get off my dick before I devastate/your entire state/my bars are too long for you/Mr “Pre- school mentality” I am too strong for you/go play with your dildo/on the real though/my lyrics lyrically kill slow/you shoulda read the thread before you started the beef/you watch MTV now you think you street/your ass need to go back to humpin sheep/your shit aint strong it be obsolete/trynna learn to sing before you learn to speak/as for spelling,you’re wack you punk/your rimes a “rob” spelt back to front/that is bor (e)/and whats more/you front like your ass is hardcore/whats the score/you don’t use the name you had before/coz niggas dissed it,you cant even stand up for your name/niggas like u just end up getting fucked for some change/you for fuckn lame/upcharge getting fucked hard with the wizards broomstick/now shutup and go to your room quick…..

---catch shock when l heard the news that,this little nigga ready for war,well where that fool at------

what the fuck man? where my respects at? that chucky cheese whore Best is going to have hell to pay for not recongnizing my skills you treehugger!

I mean BOB

BOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I almost forgot! Rob im trying to help YOU out man because I see your skills arent quite up to mine but if we combine forces not one person on this board could stop us dude. just thank about. and Hillis you you dollar tree shopping son of a bitch! dont make me have to attack you too WHODI

My bad, Bob. I will never doubt your superior skill again. I bow down to the almighty Boob! Best, I suggest you do the same! Qoolout, no one is safe! Big J, Boob is mad as hell and he's not gonna take it anymore! J-Dolo, watch out! LOX, stay alert! Steph, he doesn't discriminate! Hollywood, go warn Second Sage! Boob and Wack Rob will reign down lyrical terror worse than Hell itself!!!

I'm out like someone scared of Boob. Peace!

Aw Hillis, yous crazy. I told y'all not to give this man a mention. See? Anyway, here is the topic for everybody to address, new people, regulars, battlers and non battlers, etc.: Mary J. Blige asked to be taken off of Stillmatic. I heard that she didn't want to get caught up in the beef (I don't know if this is really the reason). However, she never asked to be removed from Jay's MTV CD. Anyone with some info, bring it. My 2 cents... she likes Jay more than Nas and wanted to show some type of loyalty; just my theory. Okay...discuss.

Damn Her

Not necessarily a diss, but y'all get the picture...

"Black hoes, white hoes, all the ladies love me/the kingpin is here, and only God is above me//despite all of my sins, only God can judge me/I'm just too rugged, like the game of rugby//you BOOBS can't touch me, y'all shit is for toddlers/H3K is prime rib, while y'all cats is strictly peach cobbler/unlike Bob, "Hope" won't follow ya name/cause you'll be finished as soon as I make you swallow them thangs//hot ones reachin all types of ligaments and nerves/I escape in a candy painted big body, I get in it and swerve//I leave the scene spotless, no evidence in sight/all you demons back up, I been heaven sent to fight//"I AM THAT I AM" sent me here to do damage/so run away from the set when I start swinging them hammers/or blastin the cannons, droppin bombs that be nuclear/FLATTEN all my opponents leavin em with no future, uh!/WACK niggas come in here with they corny ass verses/take them shits to hell with you cause y'all leavin in hearses//EMOTIONAL DAUGHTERS clutch ya purses, I'm the realest nigga breathin/have you cryin louder than little babies when teethin..."

Hmmm. Maybe it was a diss.

Yo, Qool-eezy! I don't know about MJB, but I do know that she's trippin. What goes on between Nas and Jay is between Nas and Jay. I mean I know many people who got Blueprint and Stillmatic. They ain't involved in the beef, they just wanted to enjoy two tight ass albums. So MJB could just do collabos with two tight MCs. If she is swayin towards Jay, I understand because Jay's style is more fitted to something MJB would do. Speakin of MJB and Jay, I know y'all remember "Can't Knock The Hustle?" If you ain't peeped it, peep it. It's on Reasonable Doubt, and is personally my second favorite song ("Feelin It" is my favorite). Also, back to Nas and Jay, I be feelin a lot of wizzard's comments (maybe cause I like Jay more???). That nigga Nas is boring. And I still believe this beef with Jay is simply cuz he wants to boost Stillmatic and bring up his image. But wiz, that shit about Pac as a ballerina? I mean, I heard he went to school to dance and shit, but that means nothing when comparing Pac to other RAPPERS! He's still the best nigga ever on the mic!

Best, I felt your assessment of the battling on this board. As a man, I can say I learned a lot from your style. Battling you definitely improved my lyrics. I can say that when we first started battling I was trying to be more funny than anything, while your lyrics were (for lack of a better word) angry. But I definitly noticed that you loosened up a bit more and started clownin niggas, and I believe you got that from me, kind of like my lyrical wordplay stepped up, and I got that from you. I ain't gonna comment on any other niggas cuz I'm still in the process of battling them. But Best, you're a good man, even if you are on line to be a Nupe... I'm slightly jealous because I was supposed to be online to be an Omega this semester, but my dumbass slipped up last semester and didn't make my grades. I have a 2.4 and you have to have a 2.5. My boys are on line, and it's gonna be tough watching them come out, but oh well. I fucked up. I'll do it grad chapter, and maybe go through the undergrad pledge process just to go through everything all the other bruhs went through.

All right, I'm bout to dip. My 4-0 intramural b-ball team gotta game here in a few. Our name is "Ether." How you love that? We play some football cats, so I know it's gon be rough. Before I go, I say Jordan will be back in the Top 5 players in the league when the season ends. And he's definitely in the Top Ten now. Like my man Q said, discuss.

Q, I ain't got jokes. But tell the truth, you like how I was the first in here representin DC, right?

I'm out like the Bulls for playoff contention. Peace!

What the fuck was she thinking

S'up Big J. Umm the MJB thing...don't make much sense to me...and how could she get taken off an album anyway, what's the point once hundreds of thousands of people own it already? Or did she want to before...? Hmmm..

More than a million people. and i just noticed something about this board. all the new people that have came here (with the exception of wizzard) have came here for no reason other than to battle with Hillis and Best. the fuck is that? oh well they are paying for it. and Bob! what the hell are you on son! hahahahaha

Yeah, i guess mary j is more loyal to jay-z than nas, or that Jay-z is using money as a form of persuassion,but like Steph says, what's the point when there's already a million plus people that have the album already wit the song? what up vets? Hillis and Best, i've been readin da posts and verse for verse, no one else comes close to ya, wit da closest bein Rob (Had to throw dat one in there Best, just to make u angry. i've noticed your raps be killers when u mad. LOL!) LOX, u still here. WHat up Q? Steph, what up? 3:16 (what??!), and Big J. D-BLOCK IS DA SHIT!!! My bad for sounding too enthusiastic but i am a big Jadakiss fan. Will always treasure the Jada vs Beanie disses.Styles vs Freeway?? That should be hot too. Speaking of ROC, Memphis has been silent. He must be concentratin on his third LP. Lord knows he need all the concentration he could get. Well I'm out like Dale Earnhardt Jr in the Daytona 500. Peace!!

Oh Yeah, SHOUT OUT TO MY NIGGA LOX, WIT THA ALL OUT CAP LOCK STYLE!!!!

I've come to the realization that, naw, I guess my last couple of responses _weren't_ up to my par, though still far superior than anything my opponent could come up with. Anyway, here's ya go Best, few more lines for you to chew on:

Best, you Game's Over, my shit's too weak for responses? stay in the/
closet, that posit shows you tied up like bondage/
I fried you like omelets, break free from yo ego and see/
the ob-vious, you only average, on par with the pop-a-luss/
bad taste; ALL EYES is averted when you cut and paste/
ALL LIES when you squirted y'all was "best" in the place/
Y'ALL DIE when I Heston ya face
so run that bitch-ass out, step up the pace/
I gave you chances, too many strikes to count/
But y'all no-pants wolfdance is _always_ strikin' out/

Burning cheeks, ashamed at what you typin' out that ass/
Naw, don't reply to this, y'all way too collapsed/
that's like Anthrax package signin' shit - go on, protect ya ass/
Now that y'already wrecked n' crashed, what little's left of it/
The world knows that I broke your back, just make the "Best" of it/
Stay down, pop back up an' I'll make you pieces rest in shit/
"Where's the rest of it?" that's plenty, my verses slick, worth twenty/
Smooth as a crime, you swallow all these Brylcreem rhymes/
You confess I'm more "advanced," guess every toilet clean sometimes/

Here's where I ask for some trouble.

Finally heard "Ether" a couple of days ago - the ass end of it, really. Sounded just like ass, though - stiff rhymes, lame copy of "Takeover"'s beat, and about as enjoyable as a dentist shoving a drill straight into a cavity without the painkillers. Stiff as a board.

The fact that Nas is actually still in the Top 20, while _The Blueprint_ languishes near #100 on the charts ... that's just a damn shame. Never mind the video for "Got Ur Self..." - damn if I know what the hell's going through his mind w/ that.

David the originator makes a visit. I can see you are a little late on things with just listening the Ether. But I have to disagree with you on your opinion, I guess that you were making a comparison to the Takeover. That is fine, but you expected too much from a song diss. Nas is not at his lyrical best when he dissing somebody. Yes the song had catchy lines in my opinion. But Nas as a poet is not a person who is trying to diss someone. The beat didn't sound like even a close composite of Takeover. I fell that Ether had more effect than Takeover also. Look at where Jay-z fans stand now? I looked at the whole stuation from a subjective point of view from both sides when the Takeover came out and when Ether came out. Takeover was a good laugh, and that was the best diss Jay put out. Because he had held most of that antamosity (Speeled wrong) for about 3 years and he spilled all that heat out on one song. But Nas held that in for 5 years +plus. And he spilled it out on H to the Omo and Ether. The public saw the beef go mainstream with the takeover song. But people opened their eyes with Ether. You can tell just by reading the post on the old thred from August to late December. Most Jay fans had good arguments, and put up good points, but after the Ether, the most loyal Jay fans started to relize what was going on. Some decided to do different things, some just repeated wht they said when takeover came out. Some still remained confident on paper put even through the lines of the computer you could tell doubt was in thier mind. Some came with inmmature comments (Should I remind everyone a few examples of what the said......I think not) And other remaind quiet and dissapired. That had people think more. You have your opinions about Ether but for me this what I saw, and the effects that it had. I know I have talked too much already, but just to comment on the MJB disscussion. I don't think MJB is showing favortism, but I think where she is going with her carrer right now, she is trying to change. Remember she did take out her song she did with Lenny Kravits and Jay-z on her new album so it was not just Nas. But she said herself she is trying to remain positive in her music. I guess she is striving for that goal by taking her likness of of song that exemptlify negative themes. That is what I think.

LOL, Hollywood you spoke the truth right there. David, if memory serves me correctly, you started the old Jay/Nas thred. Well...you made it a hot topic, we made it a hot thread. Yeah H-Wood took it over, you wasn't repin' it right! LOL, naw I'm just joking wit ya. But to respond to your state of confusion: 1st of all, I like both Jay-Z and Nas. However, from my point of view, Jay is not a GREAT rapper; I think you believe otherwise and that's your right. Blueprint contains songs like "Girls Girls Girls," "Izzo" etc. Why should it be anywhere near the top 10 or 20? It shouldn't if you ask me. That CD had a few good songs on it, but it is not the classic that "so called rap fans" say it is. You just heard Ether? LOL, well I'm guessing you haven't heard the rest of the CD. Go listen to it if you have access and maybe you'll see why it is where it is, but to make the comment you made without even listening to it...I don't know. J Dolo, I'm not really feelin' Freeway so I won't get my hopes up to high about cuz and his battles. What about Jae Hood? Hillis, yeah I did like how you started that, but I know you liked what I did more, how I started the flowing on here; look what I started, lol. Thanx to all who said their piece on MJB, keep it comin'.

My bad yall! I made too many spelling mistakes in that thred so I am about to correct it right here so you guys can understand it better. I hate the fact you cannot edit the messages on here but anyway here is the edited version of that last post.

David the originator makes a visit. I can see you are a little late on things with just listening the Ether. But in the reponce to you comment about Ether, I have to disagree with you on your opinion. I guess that you were making a comparison to the Takeover and how it messures up. That is fine, but you expected too much from a diss song. Nas is not at his lyrical best when he dissing somebody or devoting a whole track to someone. Yes the song had catchy lines in my opinion, but Nas as a poet is not a person who is trying to diss someone. The beat didn't sound even close to the "Takeover". I feel that Ether had more effect than Takeover also. Look at where Jay-z fans stand now? I looked at the whole situation from a subjective point of view from both sides when the Takeover came out, and when Ether came out. Takeover was a good laugh, and that was the best diss Jay put out so far. Because he had held most of that anamosity for about 3 years and he spilled all that heat out on one song for three people. But Nas held that in for 5 years +plus. And he spilled it out on H to the Omo and Ether. The public saw the beef go mainstream with the Takeover song. But people opened their eyes with Ether. You can tell just by reading the post's on the old thred from August to late December. Most Jay fans had good arguments, and put up good points. But after the Ether diss, the most loyal Jay fans started to relize what was going on. Some decided to do different things, some just repeated what they said when takeover came out. Some still remained confident on paper put even through the lines of the computer you could tell doubt was in thier mind. Some came with inmmature comments (Should I remind everyone a few examples of what they said......I think not) And others stayed quiet and dissapired. That song had people think more about the lyrics more so than the beat to the song. You have your opinions about Ether but for me this what I saw, and the effects that it had on both sides. I know I have talked too much already, but just to comment on the MJB disscussion. I don't think MJB is showing favortism, but I think where she is going with her carrer right now, she is trying to change. Remember she did take out her song she did with Lenny Kravits and Jay-z on her new album so it was not just Nas. But she said herself she is trying to remain positive in her music. I guess she is striving for that goal by taking her likeness off of songs that exemptlify negative themes. That is what I think.

This what my local public school system does to kids like me. But I think I am one of the few that has survived! Well as you can see by my first post the public school syndrome still has it's effect on a soon to be collage........I mean college student! See what I mean? Anyways I am sorry if any of you did not understand that first post.

WHAT!?!

Oh My GOD!!!!!

Whats this?

Damn business is picking up...

The Return of the Mack...

3:16 is BACK in the HEEZAY!

Y'all miss me.... ...Damn! 3 weeks away and what the fuck happens up on here? We get some dude called boob turn up, and then we get some damn crazy squirell puh-lease muthafucker come along for the ride. Were you trying to take my spot.

"and y'all want to take my spot and run with it/thats cool I was the first one with it" - Jay-Z

listen squirell-boob, cos i'ma say this ONCE.... ....WHAT!?!

Shit, have any of y'all heard Bubba Sparxxx actually freestyle. The boy got game, and I dont even like him! Damn!

I'm keepin this first post back nice and short, so as not to intimidate all of the young blood up on here, and i'm feelin rough after last night anyways. Some dude smacked me in the head in MY nightclub! Now I got a nice little cut under my left eye! Shit! y'all know I had to whoop his ass though right... HAHA!

Shout out to all the vets up here, you know you got love in the UK! Qoolout, J-dolo, Hollywood, H3K, Steph, LOX and everyone else.

But shit, before I forget, BEST! HAHA! don't think I forgot you kid!!! after looking at you last post (an ode to moi) I thought that might of been the end of it, but then i saw further down the thread that you "dissmissed" me???????????? WOAH! Hold the fuck up! Fuck this shit, I thought I wasn't gonna do this, but there will be a nice couple of verses arriving tomorrow!

"UH-OH! I got myself a gun!"

Peace

LMAO! H-Weezy, you trippin. You know you ain't had to redo that. Niggas been mispellin shit since day one. My all caps usin ass nigga LOX been done said this thread ain't no muthafuckin spelling bee. And I understood you first time, cuz. Well, antamosity was a little tough to swallow, but... Anyway, you still "qool" with me. Speaking of "qool," I'm thinkin I should change my name to "Hillout..." That would be tight! I bet I would be the first person on here to have a name like that! Moving right along, is the REAL David Raposa standing up?! H-Wood the Originator versus David the Originator hip-hop thread throw down???!! I ain't feelin D-Rap's assessment of Ether and Takeover because true, Ether and Takeover sound nothing alike, but I also don't think Ether made people rethink who was better. I have heard Ether, and I still believe Jay is ten times better than Nas, and his "fans" that come in here and say "Jay has the most money" may be full of shit, but Jay still has the record sales, and Nas still has Nastradamus and I Am, which all y'all know SUCKED! And even though Izzo and Girls, Girls, Girls are formula, Izzo still has some good lyrics and Girls is comical in a good way. Blueprint is still better than Stillmatic in my opinion, but I like Jay better so it's whatever.

I'm out like David Raposa was from this thread until that last post. Peace!

Shit, after looking at some of the posts in greater detail (you really got to do that with some of the shits!) these "new kids on the thread" lines are real REAL poor... DAMN! Its like Squirell gets Princess Superstar (damn that girl must be afraid of the gym) to ghost! Some of y'all would find it hard rapping against p.diddy's mom (she calls him Sean). TYSON WILL GET BEAT BY LENNOX, no matter where the fight is...

Peace

You know what, I dont want to wait until tomorrow...

...Verse one starts out with the crowd going wild/shit is easier than robbing Back the illegitimate child/Best, you gonna be remembered like Chesney Hawkes/you know Chesney right? Nah thats what I thought/You should bounce like a bull frog cos I bite like a pit bull/i'm laughin cos you empty, you cryin cos i'm full/i'm like Wyatt Earpp cos shit dont graze me/never thought this would happen, my own shit done amaze me/tell the rest Back, you sleep with a glock in your bed/but your gun is plastic, a real one is pointed at your head/one false move, like a bra you lined with lead/one false line then i'll use wisdom instead/Dead or alive kid, you coming with me/cos i'm a killer for money but I would kill you for free

The comic relief verse, i know y'all waiting, is verse two/you spat some lines at me, I fire rhymes at you/rhyming so cold i gave the internet the flu/now you need more encouragement like your name was Scooby-Doo/Like cruise missles i destroy intercontinentally/twist round Diddy's writer, MY car, YOUR Bentley/whenever you rhyme Best you rhyme too gently/thats why i'm still here, thats why Tony sent me/YOU'RE NOT WELCOME ANYMORE, they the words of Gloria/So Backs demise was met with world wide euphoria/you more brocolli than brolik, they sell you in the grocery stor-ia/now thats not even a word, but i'm the hip hop auditor/classic rhyme how'd you figure/cos you back Nas and I back jigga/it dont matter i'll still hit ya/imaginary friends dont like you so you got an imaginary sister/but she stopped talking to you so you hired ME to twist her

Verse three, I stopped playin'/start slayin'/HA HA! UK-ing/stright spittin'/Great Britain/you're like the Pentagon, World Trade Centre gets the glory/but the plane that crashed in Queens was aimed at your third storey/I know you feel my shit, dont pretend you ignore me/I read my own rhymes because yours just bore me/like Tyson you build up but you cant deliver/so I destroy from within like alcohol to your liver/determination of a bull dog, play my national anthem/GOD SAVE THE QUEEN, but queens called Best you know i stamp 'em/From the start to the end, all you said, is a lie/heres another UK export; YOU ARE THE WEAKEST LINK... GOODBYE!!!!!!!!

"Straight spittin'/Great Britain" - 3:16

HAHAHAHAHA! Laugh my Damn AO! "more brocolli than brolik"!!!!!!!! HAHAHA!!! "Imaginary friends dont like you"!!!!!! HAHA!

Right, thats it, thats THE END.

Squirrell, you God Damn rodent. I suggest you invest in the all new Rhymerator 2000. You need it...

Do any of y'all think that Nas might be trying to emulate 2pac by imitating him in his video, shouting him out in his songs, and now rolling with Suge? hmmm...

DAMN its good to be back!

Peace

I said I am gonna fuck him up so he bent over/then I struck a match/ and set fire to the hair up his ass/I am the type that piss in the bottle of Remmy before I pass/then watch you drinkin as I struggle to stifle a laugh/niggas keep talking/I still whip ya ass even when I am sleep walking/I am trynna rule the world like nas on it was written/some of you cats is kittens/so I leave ya asses shittin/coughin up blood on my keyboard from the barbs I am spittin/I react with speed when you mention my name,/lyrical flame thrower every sentence is flames/go ahead and fuck with me it wouldn’t be very wise/I am ready to commit murder in front of your very eyes/and bury guys in the sand like moses did/like my man jay-z… I am focused kid./you can analyse my shit and you wont find no flaws/though I type my shit faster than you rime yours/competition’s dead but I still rime with no cause/100 bars a minute,never stutter or pause/fuck the laws/I kick down doors/and break niggas jaws/step on ya toes,sorry dawg I mean step on ya paws/leave you downloading last night’s dinner into your draws/I am heard above the applause and shouts of encore/I know you aint feelin this coz I made you numb/I struck your central nervous system and I made you dumb/cut off both your thumbs/ and stuffed em into your ear-drums/have you fallin over your feet like too much red rum/I had friendly ghosts on my dick hopin to drink my cum/stickin to it like candy stickin to your gum…….ummmm…gotta go duneees.

Well, see, that's the thing - I don't know much about the Jay-Z / Nas beef @ all, which is why I posted the question originally. Of course, if all this is detailed in the first thread, then I should get my ass over there and read up. (The volume of posting in that thread scared me off, I'll admit.)

Please also note that my Nas knowledge is limited to "Got Ur Self...", some other singles, a small bit of _Illmatic_, and that's about it. Meaning any opinions I have might not be the most researched opinions offered on this subject, for damn sure.

See, ima use a quote from a song on GTA3 Rap radio station

"Its like the NBA Summer League, The pros against the wannabes"

and yall know who the pros are ha. and bob, im still waiting on your glorious comeback son!

Hillout, LOL. And remember when you started repin' for Beyonce'? Welcome back 3:16, sup? Hey Hillis, did you here about Tyson gettin his license? And guess who gave it to him...our home town D.C. I guess they were like, "We did worse here, so why not give it to him?" Big J, how far did you get? What up Steph? Girls X3 was stupid, simply put. I'm out like not inside. H3K likes how I started that.

LMAO @ Qoolout! Why we some damn fools, cuz? I don't even know. But I tell you what, DC has been known for some "only in America" type shit. Remember one of your mayors? "Smoke crack, got his job back. If you get caught smoking crack at McDonald's, you can't get your job back..." Chocolate City, y'all "qool" with me for allowin Tyson to fight there. I can't wait to see Lennox Lewis and Iron Meezy get down and dirty. And speakin of Great Britain, it's good to see 3:16 back! What up wit your bloody self?! I know you seen all these wankers in here tryin to out do you, so I know you gotta rep the UK, right? Right?! Mos def you do! That shit about Chesney Hawkes (who the fuck is Chesney Hawkes?) had me rollin! The Best, I anxiously await your reply and for this lyrical war to begin all over again! And I got no beef with Squirrel Police, either, but Squirel "Puh-lease" was funny as hell, too. Squirrelpeezy, you gon have to come back with sumthin, too! Business bout to pick up, folks! Big J, I know you just like me...can't wait for "Boob" to make his comeback cuz it'll be good... Good 'n' terrible... Sorry, stole that from "Coming To America." All right, I gotta go network with some professionals so maybe I can get a job in the media (RUN! IT'S THE MEDIA!!!) so I'm bout to dip. But before I go, I want y'all to tell me what y'all think about Jordan. Top 5 in the league? Top 10? What y'all think. I say Top 5. Big J, I know you got sumthin to say on the subject so holla back. You, too, Qool, Choclate City representin. Another thing, Best, tell Big Brother Nupe to stop whuppin that ass! Just fuckin with you, cuzzin.

I'm out like Sideshow Bob from the Krusty the Klown Show. Peace!

Ah Jordan, a topic i have spoken about many of time.

See, earlier in the year on a sports message board i joked how they would give Jordan the mvp and Doug Collins the coach of the year. but now people are saying the same thing but not joking about it. It dont make sense to me. Jordan can have good games but over the last four games he has been shooting 37.7 percent and has been getting like 11-20 points game or something like that. I always hear people talkin bout how he makes everyone around him better, sorry you must have mistaken him for Kidd because i dont even think Jordan is the high man in assist on his team. yeah i know hes probably tought his teamates a whole bunch but still. If you cant go out there and do at least one thing good, you aint no damn MVP. I know everyone has bad games and hes got alot of pressure on him but everyone saying hes the mvp is crazy.

If I had to choose the top five players jordan wouldnt be in it maybe top 10 or 20. Not including Kidd they would go like this...

1. I want to say AI but its Kevin Garnett- Would have had the MVP at the All-Game if it wasnt for Kobe being a damn hog (philly fans are the best) Hes not selfish with the ball and he can play any posision and block.

2. Tim Duncan- playing like a pansy recently but averages a double- double almost every night.

3. Allen Iverson- Amazing how he gets to the basket but if he keeps on going down there and gettin banged up his career will end early. Leads in scoring, steals, minutes and unfortunatly, TURNOVERS.

4. Kobe Bryant- Dont like him too much (BOOOOOOO!!!) but its like he can turn it up anytime he wants but his defense is waaaaay overrated.

5. Vlade Divac- Nah im just playin its Tracey McGrady- HES the one with the amazing defense and offense but too bad that bum Grant Hill is always fuckin injured.

Honorable mentions- Chris Webber, Vince Carter, Ray Allen, and ME

You may have noticed how i left Shaq out of that. the reason is simply...I hate him....hate him very much oh so much and plus 80% of the time he pushes people out of the way and dunks(ahh i know Hillis dont wanna hear that) and plus he shoots like 51-56% from the free throw line! that has to tell you something and the dumbass missed a wide open punch on that white dude! what the fuck man?

"Hurt Kobe? BOOO!! Sit down. Face it, Philly aint yours"-Me

"Im like Vince Carter from the baseline, dont waste my time"-?

"Hockey Sucks"-Me and 5 billion other people

HILLIS that was messed up using boob as my name because i messed up!! what is wrong with you dawg? i didnt want to have to do this but here we go!

yeah uh

Hillis moms is a crackhead HA/I know because i cought em both in the bed HA/keep talking hillis and ima crack you in the head with one of the led pipes HA/Best is scared of this beef HA/hes knows im the chief his african ass aint got no teeth HA/me and Rob runnin this board HA/i saw big j playing ball and he couldnt even catch a lob HA/i showed him hows its done and he started to sob HA/Bobs the shit HA/and hillis,bigj,and best aint nothing but tricks HA/they suck HA/and this motherfucker 3:16 aint much better HA/ima take over the board/slay all of you whores/and you know im the lord!

you a dick chaser got that mans pants on fire remaining a fag til the moment you expire you know what it is to make cumming out of something you handle that dick and dont be crying and huffing when its in your ass

you cant do nothing but love me HA/you all waiting for me to return HA/i take care of you niggers with no concern HA/when will you people learn HA/best mad cuz i drilled his skinny ass mom HA/she showed me all kinds of styles HA/and i didnt use a condom HA/i should have though because that shit was rotten HA/bitch is to blame for these crab i have gotten Ha/i went up in your room and saw a mc hammer poster on your wall HA/she showed me the tapes of you dancing like him in talent shows HA/but that didnt last long because she started to blow again HA/that pussy was so wide i could stick my whole head in it HA/i cumed on your bed HA/you heard me thats what i said HA/your dad came home HA/he wanted to join and thats when i had to leave HA/oh and one more thing HA/your moms pussy hair was long enough to braid HA/more like dreadlocks HA/speaking of dreadlocks she looked like the preditor HA/i even said it to her

you a dick chaser got that mans pants on fire remaining a fag til the moment you expire you know what it is to make cumming out of something you handle that dick and dont be crying and huffing when its in your ass

so how was that you bitches? next time keep your mouth shut and next time i wont go medivel on your asses!!!

and bigj we all know that jon stockton is the best right now and the greatest of all time dumb fuck.

Big J, I'm glad you responded. Now you know I don't agree with a few things, but most of it was backed up with some good shit, so I am at least feelin ya. But here go my Top 5 players in the league...

1. SHAQUILLE O'NEAL - he pushes people around and dunks? Come on, now. That's like faulting Wilt the Stilt for being 7'0" and dunking on people 6'8" and 6'9." Shaq was BLESSED to be 7'2" 300+ lbs. Sure enough he can't shoot free throws. But seriously, ask any coach who they would love to build a team around, and if he doesn't say SHAQ, he should be fired. SHAQ may be limited, but if he plays within those limits NOBODY (meaning anyone who has ever set foot on a court) could stop SHAQ. Nobody! Hack-A-SHAQ was a nice try, but when it comes down to it, it doesn't work cuz Shaq steps up and hits free throws when needed. In conclusion, you can hate SHAQ for using more bulk and build than actuall skills, but point blank, no one has a bigger impact on his teammates and the other team's strategy than Diesel. And you can whine about offensive fouls or walking if you want to, if they don't call it, then he must not be doing it. Big J, you said you play post. You know about going strong to the basket. If you're much bigger than the guy guarding you, then it may LOOK like an offensive foul, but really you just have more power than the guy guarding you. That's not an offensive foul. That's just basketball, baby. If you can't guard him, then get out the NBA.

2. KEVIN GARNETT - when you hear Minnesota Timberwolves, you think Kevin Garnett. Maybe some of us NBA heads think "Zer-bee-ack" or Brandon, but any regular joe knows KG is the Minnesota Timberwolves. Plus, as Big J pointed out KG is a legitimate threat at any of the 5 positions on the court. 3 or 4 are where he would best flourish, but KG as 2 or 5 is a lot more effective than many of the other 2s or 5s aound the league. And he would be a great 1 for a lot of teams out there. And remember, KG has been doin it with minimal help for the longest, and let's not forget the Joe Smith fiasco. KG is a model for basketball's future: 6'10" with ultimate versatility. That's why he's #2 on MY list.

3. KOBE BRYANT - defense overrated or not, his offense is best out of all 2 guards in the league. Sure, T-Mac, Vince, Ray, AI all have great O-skills, too, but AI is the only one who has the will to win like Kobe's. T-Mac and Vince are great but they are not the clutch player Kobe is. With Shaq out, he definitely still takes over and plays exquisitely. With Shaq in, he can smoothly adapt his game to the situation. Kobe is also mentally stronger than all the 2 guards in the league, with the exception of AI. "H3K, why isn't AI #3, then?" I'll explain that later, but Kobe is definitely #3 in the league.

4. MICHAEL JORDAN - look at the fuckin Wizards of now, and the Wizards of a year ago. Now, the evidence is plain and simple. The greatest player the game has ever known has comeback from a THREE- YEAR HIATUS and still has these Wizards playoff bound, possibly Finals bound (it's the East). That's what I call impact. Jordan has some of the most no name, third string niggas steppin up they game like crazy. Rip Hamilton? Popeye FUCKING Jones? Jahidi White? Are you serious? These niggas wasn't talkin about shit, but now Jordan got em killin niggas. Yeah, his percentages are down, and his #s aren't that great, but look at the Wiz. They are WINNING! And not just against lame squads. They beat afully healthy King squad, and they've blasted the Nets, and more. Point blank, Jordan is the biggest impact player the game has known, and with the exception of SHAQ, he still is today.

5. JASON KIDD - what the FUCK where the Suns thinking?! Anybody who thought the Suns had something let me know why you think that and what the hell where you smoking. Jason Kidd makes EVERYBODY he comes in contact around him better. The only reason he isn't #1 is because he can't take over games all by himself, like the first 4 can. But seriously, everybody in Nets management deserves free head (all the women get they puss eaten) for a full year on that one.

6th Man Award: ALLEN IVERSON - replace AI's name for Kobe's name in all the things I said about "Kobe Wan Kenobi." Now why isn't AI #3? I love AI to death (that lil nigga got heart for the whole NBA to borrow), but I do not believe he would be as beneficial to other teams like he is for Philly. I mean, Philly has no other offense other than AI, so AI is justified in jackin up 40 shots but only hittin 15. But take that nigga out of Philly, and I think his impact would diminish.

Honorable Mention: C-WEBB and TIMMY D - C-Webb is the best PF in the league but I think he's more of a "part" of the Kings than the "heart" everyone wants him to be. He definitely makes the Kings better, but not like Kidd and Jordan make everyone else better. Webber doesn't actually make the Kings step up their own individual games (as seen when they were swept buy the Lakers) he just adds an inside presence to an already good team. He's like Shaq downsized to PF status, except C-Webb is stoppable. Duncan is in the same boat as C-Webb, he's just not as good. Great fundamental player who can hold his own, but the Spurs don't get better INDIVIDUALLY from playing with him. Dunc is easily replaced by another 20-10 guy. But these two definitely are in the top 10.

Guy I can't help but cheer for: DIRK NOWITSKI - the name and the fact he's a 7'0" white foreign guy with mad game does it for me

Guy I hate and so does everybody else: KARL MALONE - who likes this guy?

Big J, we may not agree, but you definitely wrote some good stuff. It's all opinion, cuz. 3:16, wassup wit ya? Qoolout! It's ya boy, Hillout! The Best, have them Nupes made you stay off the grass yet? J- Dolo, what's the biz? H*WOOD, it's all good in the hood! Wiz! Keep comin wit da lyrics. You, too, Squirrel Polizzle. Steph, it's real in the field. Kazper, you're still a friendly BITCH! Boob, you suck! Wack Rob AKA Gonna Get SMACKED Rob AKA Finna Get JACKED Rob AKA Might Have His Eye BLACKED Rob...

I'm out like wild. Peace!

LOL! LOL! LOL! LMAO! LMAO! LMAO! LOL! LOL! LOL! LMAO! LMAO! LMAO! Bob, that was the funniest shit HANDS DOWN I have ever seen on this thread. This was only the 5th time I ever laughed out loud at somethin on here, and that shit had me rollin the longest. Dead serious, if you actually thought that was a tight rap, you're sadly mistaken, HA! But if you were trying to be funny, you definitely succeeded and igive your props. You're still a BOOB, but at least you have a sense of humor. Best line? "I saw Big J and he couldn't even catch a lob HA! I showed him how and he started to sob HA!" Big J, that shit don't fade you any, but it was pure comedy. LOL! LOL! LOL! LMAO! LMAO! LMAO! LOL! LOL! LOL! LMAO! LMAO! LMAO!

I'm out like take. Peace!

Wassup people, ive been comin to this thread for the past 3 months and ive posted maybe twice....first off, BOB, your a fuckin idiot, that was the worst rhyme i have ever heard in my entire life, you need to cut that HA bullshit out.....Anyways, all you other cats, keep up the good work, you guys got mad lyrics, except that fuck ass bob... im out!!!

"But wait! There's more!"

Hockey does suck.

"Oh my God, it's him!" "Who, who is it ?" THE BEST MOTHAFUCKAS!!

Aiyo, I have a question, why do people say "I Am" sucks? Honestly, to me that joint is mad tight. Also, why do niggaz call "I Am" and "Nastradamus" "commercial garbage" because both of those lp's have meaningful tracks with messages. Before you answer that question make sure you know the difference between a "commerical" joint and a "radio friendly" joint because that is where I think some of you niggaz go wrong in thinkin' shyt is commerical. Aw damn wo, look who's back in this piece.......the British dude. I thought I got rid of your Seal lookin' ass dun. Well I see you still want to battle here it is. Aiyo, Check it:

I create dialogue like a soap opera drama/ you've returned, and still PAUSED on my cock like a comma/ When we first disputed you DASHed out faster than DAMON/ Now your lyrical recess is over, it's time to stop playin'/ Ima straighten you out with my words of precision/ discontinue everything, this calls for all your attention/ listen closely, do like Pippen, play and stay in your position/ or feel the wrath from your FATHERS mad verbal ass whippen'/ wipe the tears from ya cheeks, I battle only for fun/ but in reality my son, I hope "U GOT URSELF A GUN"/ indication from ya posts shows I'm still in ya head/ "Destroy all the Brits" is what George Washington' said!!/ and Squirrel Police you're over, I'm battlin' "Steven" instead/ no frontin', it's good to see that you are back from the dead/ but it's evident that your rhymes categorize with the norm/ while I'm spittin' so TIGHT I give my own tongue CORNS/ your flows are mediocre tryin' to come at me/ you, Squirrel, and Rob-Bre lyrically coudln't combat me/ it's an unever decision and I'm easily takin' this/ "Straight spittin'/Great Britian" is even more hillarious/ with my lethal responses I swear I'll never choke/ I peeped cha rhymes out, ya ghost is never broke?/ You think you lyrically nice, shit what's that you smoke?/ "Will this guy ever stop?", guess what the answer's nope!!

I have been on line for precisely 5 days, 11 hrs., 34 mins., 27,28,29 secs. and countin'....."YO YO"!! "Noooo, he's leavin'!" "Who, who's leavin'?" THE BEST MOTHAFUCKAS!!~1~

"I never sleep 'cause sleep is the cousin of death"-Nas

1st of all, Hillis, I don't think you were rolling like I was when I read that Ha joint. I'm still laughing as I type this. And look, he ain't even wanna come at you like that dogg. You could tell it hurt him flowing about you, kinda like Nas when he flowed about P from Mobb. Y'all were suppose to be qool. And why is Rob his boy? LOL, man, the whole concept of that rhyme was hilarious. Once again Best, you biting me cause I said all of that about "I Am" on the old board...sike, I'm playing wit ya dogg, I'm playing, lol. On the b- ball talk... ever since I started college, I just had to get used to the fact that they weren't gonna put cable in our rooms. My point being, since then I don't really get to see too many games. We hardly ever got to see the Wizards play and the school is in MD. But since Jordan came back, we at least get to see our home team play. That Ha thing still got me lol-in'. With all that said, I'm saying off the top, I really don't know who the top 5 or 10 are right now because I don't really REALLY start watching until the playoffs; so understand if I say a certain person that isn't doing too good right now. I'm not gonna give it in order, just random. 1. Allen I, come on that man is way better than Kobe from my POV (not just saying that because he went to school in D.C., lol). Take him outta Philly and the sixers are dead. Take Kobe from L.A. and they are still playoff bound. Leave Kobe and take away Shaq, L.A. is still a playoff team. 2. Joradn: The Wizards only won like 19 games last year. Look at them now. We ain't seen the playoffs since 97 or something. And I gotta agree with Hillis, for the most part the rest of them are a bunch of nobodies. But they get my props because at least now they make me wanna watch the game. I still don't know why they drafted cuz from high school, but maybe he is a future star. 3. Okay, I know the whole thread is going to dissagree to the utmost on my favorite player. I'm not saying he's the best, but this is my dogg. Reggie Miller. Just hear me out. I love his outside game. When I step on the court, I'ma shooting guard too (I like to believe I got his outside game and A.I's inside game...minus the great handels) lol yeah I'm dreaming, anyway he is a clutch player. When it's time for the last second shot he wants the ball and he will probably hit it, just like moi. I just found out they traded some of their best peeps so he probably will never get that ring I wanted him to get, but still I like his game. 4. I gotta say Kobe even if I don't really want to. He's got some game so I'll give him his props. Now Shaq, naw. I mean he got a ring or 2 so I'll admit he is doing something right, but I'm not feeling his game. He dunks and fouls and walks; I'm sorry but that's just the truth and that is the gist of his game...well, there is more but that stuff is a major part of what he does. I gotta mention a few others I like, like Gary Payton, Vince, and I was sleepin' on Tracy but he been showing me his skills. Y'all think that dunk was planned, the one he did in the All Star game? Or did he just do it on a whim? On a parting note, they saying that the Tyson fight might give D.C. a black eye. LOL, like we ain't already got about 500 of em'. Hillis, I can't defend Mayor Berry (the one that smoked crack) so I'ma say nothing about him. But at least he's clean now, I think. And since you like bringin' up old movies, tell me, do you remember Sunshine from Harlem Nights? Aw-ight, holla.

Yeah I know that the Best battle is with the dude of the same name, but i'm leaving that until next time, right now i got to deal with this retard boob (damn I meant bob, but dudes up on here know I get speech impediments around dumbasses ARGH!!!) so boob (AAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!) this one is for you...

I know its freestyle but i'll charge you for trying/smack you so hard that your cousin starts crying/you a part-time prick and a part-time snitch/no need to go to the feds to get rich/point your hands straight up bitch/get your ass out of my throne/i dispanded your crew so you out on your own/no-one told you battle rhymes is my forte?/short-HAY!/hit home from 5000 miles away/heart of the UK/pump poison though the veins/stepped off for a holiday now I take back the reins/the undeniable master, the skill still remains/i'm beatin' you with words like lyrical chains/so DO THE RIGHT THING, cos HE GOT GAME/both Spike Lee but the message is the same/so what you FRAMED ROGER RABBIT?!? I built the whole frame/I post up like Shaq on your point when he's lyrically lame/You love my style fucker, its my fault, I take the blame/you tried to take my style and go running like Michael/but then you stepped to me... well it got suicidal/FINAL!

by 3:16 - "Straight spittin'/Great Britain"

YO YO YO!!!!! SUP!!! How my veterans doing! Hillout (HAHA!) whatup bruv, Qoolout (the only true-out) hows your nephew, Steph, "j- dolo/hello", LOX, Dave R (the originator/nuthin' greater/Dave R started the shit), Hollywood J, and everyone else...

...boob... sit down and shut the hell up man. Whats wrong with you?

MVP... hmmm... Jerry West, NO, Larry Bird, NO, Isiah Thomas, YES... NO, OK then its got to be AI or Kidd. Jordan will get it though in the same way that the Beastie Boys used to win almost all hip hop awards.

Peace

What up, peeps? Welcome back 3:16(what?!!). I like Stone Cold so whenever i refer to your name I have to follow it up wit "what??!!", u know it's all love though. The NWO IS BACK!!! H3K, what up? I'm really feelin your assessment on your Top 5 NBA players. Only thing is that i feel that A.I. is more of an impact on his team than Kobe is on his team. If you're talkin bout pure talent alone, then the nod do go to Kobe, but as far as the season, Kobe does has a dominant big man at his side, whereas A.I has Mutombo,whom as far as i see it, is not the offensive threat he once was(probably could still be if he jacked up more shots,I mean he should, he is 7'2''and there aint that many players taller than him). So u r right when u say that justifies him shootin 40-50 shots a game, but didnt the lakers lose to the Bulls (the same game when Shaq got kicked out for throwin that "jackhammer roundhouse right that missed")? Plus he leads the league in scoring and steals, and that's dominating on both ends of the court. But as far as hunger, there's none that have it more than they do (except for Jordan). And that's why i would rate them tied for 3rd in your list, cuz the rest of your list was on point. What up, Q? Steph, where u at? Best, I'm just dyin for someone to try to go at you. Shout out to Dave R for the illest site on da net.Tyson in D.C.? Now that's ill. I hope Tyson wins. i dont like Lennox nor do i respect him. He was always an overated champion. i mean come on. Oliver McCall? Rahman? Who would want to claim those as milestone wins? But i guess a win is a win. Felix Trinidad will return with a more built up hunger. My opinion? He would break Hopkins in a rematch.

Oops...I...did it again...

"I gotta admit, Bob; you is wild/but you get no points for being a fake Juvenile//HA this, HA that, you just proved you're age 15/Chesney Hawkes ass nigga, ain't that right 3:16?/rhymed 15 with 16, yeah, I got a lil lazy/but forgive me cause BOOB thinks he's tight, and he must be crazy//Bob, tell your mom to stop beggin to have my baby/if she just "Qoolout" a minute, well, then maybe//she might get som love; I told her to wait/Oops! There go my kids all over her face!/stole that last line from Fabolous, but it apllies here/Wack Rob ass niggas come in my thread to die here//of all the other internet sites, why try here?//too many lyrical murderers choose to reside here/I'm H3K and this is my year, so back on up/keep testin these veteran soldiers and my gat gon bust//then you can see how crucial the aftermath is/fuck around and get reduced to kazper's status//lyrical bullets shreddin through about half ya bladder/if you got questions about my steelo, simply ask this master..."

I'm out like me cause I'm late for class. Peace!

"Oh my God, it's him!" "Who, who is it?" THE BEST MOTHAFUCKAS!!~1~ Aiyo, it's strange to see alot of heads "DOWN HEAH" actually feelin' Nas. I mean before break everybody and the mans was upon Jay, and now that they have copped Stillmatic and heard Ether it's like........damn Nas is the TRUTH!! Finally, niggaz in the South are startin' to realize what I be schoolin' them on about lyrics, and not just the fuckin' production. At first when I would dispute the skills between Nas and Jay, Jay fans would be like "The Blueprint is classic.....Jay spits fire on there", but now since they have peeped out Stillmatic they realize how lyrically immature The Blueprint is. But as always you still have those hardcore Jay fans who continue to hold an argument for him sayin' that he is better than Nas because "he sold more records"....LMAO!! Also, is it me or does anyone else feel as if Jay's lyrical skill is startin' to deminish. I mean because my fam back home sent me a couple of DJ Envy, Kay Slay, and Clue mixtapes and the recent stuff Jay has produced has been ABSOLUTELY GARBAGE!! If you go to hiphopgame.com, Jay also has a few joints on their for listen and you can see for yourself how WACK this dude is spittin'. It's like if he isn't tryin' to make another wack comeback to Ether, he is stealin' several of Christopher Wallace's bars and lacin' them in his own spits......THAT'S PATHETIC!! Not to forget, but he is also comin' out with a lp with R. Rapist(Kelly), and after hearin' a couple of joints off that album, I feel it's goin' to be another lyrical let down for the Jigga Man. I'm sayin' all of this to show the evident impact that Ether has placed on dun. Wo has went from lacin' The semi- crucial "Takeover" to the pure blasphemy/wackness of "Don't You Know", and anyone with average temporal functions should notice that that's a HUGE drop off!! Also, some individuals on this thread think that Jay is better than Nas because of his self promoting "wit", but as of lately he hasn't even been able to portray this in any of his songs, so what's left....HIS DINERO?...LMAO!! If I'm not mistaken, didn't someone say that Nas is boring?....LOL May I ask that person this, what do you enjoy about an aritst, his/her MUSIC or his/her life style? Honestly, they could give a mothafuck if you think their interviews or whatever are borin' or excitin' because it's all basically promotion to sell another copy of their lp. So in the final analysis I feel that Nas's Ether has put a major emotional hurt on Jay and as a result of this he is producin' nothin' but TRASH CUTS!! If you feel different about the impact that Ether is puttin' on Jay, or if you STILL feel that Jay is a "better" rapper/emcee/lyricist that Nas, please feel free to respond, but do so with specific details and factual data. Thank You

One last thing Q, since you slightly brought back the "bitin'" incident, here's another reason why I feel that I couldn't have possibley "bit" YOUR STYLE!! O.k. 3:16's last verse had a bar where it had movie references, it I'm not mistaken I've already laced a verse where I had movie references, so accordin' to YOU I can label him as a "biter"? The answer to that is NO because even though I was the first on this thread to use a movie reference in one of my battle verses, I wasn't the first person to ever do it. There are many niggaz that use movie references while spittin' verses, just like there are many niggaz renamin' niggaz with feminine names durin' internet beef on this thread as well as on any other thread. Fuck an opinion, this is a fact!!

Aiyo Hillis, guess what my line name is dun?......Morris Breasts & no nuts. They took it from Morris Chestnut, but since our line name is the "feminine 15" they gave us all faggot ass names. But for real for real that feminine shit doesn't apply to me cause believe me if one of them niggaz hit me with a kane, The Best will become mighty brolik, and handle his!! "Noooooo, he's leavin'!" "Who, who's leavin'?" THE BEST MOTHAFUCKAS!!~1~

"I'll rip the tat from ya stomach, and kill Brenda's baby"-Chino XL from his diss entitiled "Tu Wack"

I dont feel like typing so im out

"When my men bust you just move with such stamina, slugs missed ya I AINT MAD AT CHA(we aint mad at cha)-Biggie Smalls

Hillis, was that "Qoolout" line a diss or just a harmless shoutout? Couldn't have been a diss...right? Best, naw, that wouldn't be bitin' according to me, that was just putting words in my mouth. I was just sayin' I bought all of that stuff to the board FIRST, that's why I said you were bitin' me. But look, I'm open minded, I know I'm not the only person in the world who could come up with that stuff, so if it was a coincidence that I did it and then you did it, then it was a coincidence; I can admit that. And as far as me bringin' it up again, I thought we could laugh about it since it was dropped, maybe, maybe not. You seem like you are still heated about it or maybe it's just how I read it, I don't know; you can let me know. Lastly, Wiz, I never heard that Pac was a ballerina. Where did you get your info? And even if he was (but he wasn't) he still got Jay as far as flowin' goes. J Dolo what up? 3:16, lil nep is fine, but he still ain't doin NOTHING, lol. He need to hurry up and start crawlin' or something? What about yours? Holla

Qoolout knockin' all fools out- H3K That's my dogg- Smokey from Friday

Okay let me set the record stright with the whole ballarina-2pac thing. Some real 2pac fans may know this, but pac spent a lot of time in europe and was a shakespear expert. And when he was in high school he partisipated in a lot of shapearian plays. Of course in medivel times the men wore those gay ass looking tights. So in the plays he did he use to wear them. Some how along the way, the story got mixed up, and some one confused a ballarina with a shaksperarian actor. I learned this when our teacher gave us a reasearch project on him shortly after his death. That is all I have to say for right now, I will be back later to see what going on up in here.

Bob, Rob, Chesney Hawkes, Boob, Nah! hehe...

Q, Niko (thats my nephew if you didn't know) dont do nothing but sleep, eat, shit, and cry... but apart from that he's "Qool". And that thing with using movie references was NOT me tryin to bite anybodies style, chill, I just wrote 'em cos I thought of 'em.

Nothin else to say man, 3:16 moved to Marston. - Me (but thats copying someone, guess who...)

I been doing some retro-ass playstation-ing, can anyone tell me HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU GET 15 STEALS IN ONE GAME ON SUPERSTAR (FUCKIN SIMULATION RULES!) TO UNLOCK ISIAH THOMAS ON NBA LIVE 2000!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!!!

And anyone thats interested (probably none of y'all), my b-ball team are going to the semis!!!! WILDCATS muthafuckers!!!

Peace

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l been mad busy but l dropped by to educate a few niggaz.look do not argue wit me coz every thing l say is authentic.l will come back with more links to documents that say pac was a ballerina. And some fuck-head thinks l don’t know the difference btwn a ballerina and a shakespearan acter

First of all, 3.16, we str8, but I never said you bit any style or anything else. Best just said I would say that, but I never actually typed that on here; you can address him about that. Second, I feel you 100% on what you're saying about lil man. This one over here does the EXACT same things, lol. Wizzard, maybe Pac did do that, but I doubt it. And studying the art doesn't exactly make you a ballerina. I can study football, but that doesn't make me a football player. I will say this, it's gonna take more than seeing it on the Internet to convince me, maybe I'm just being stuborn, but I just don't run with all the Internet info I get and I'm sure you don't either. And like I said before, Pac still got Jay beat when it comes to flowin'. 3:16, I didn't even know about that code. Are you sure it exists? I would put the game on 15 min quarters and use a good stealer, like Payton or A.I. Did you grab that PS2 yet? Shout out 2 H- Wood on his info. bnw, lol.

actually i dont think tim duncan deserves to be number two. move everyone else up and add CWEBB

Hillis all shaq does is play against smaller people but when he does he gets frustrated and does something dumb like get pushed down by C- OAK or talk trash like he did to mutombo. yeah all he does is talk trash, even when he loses like when they got beat by the T-wolves or swept by the bulls. he doesnt give anyone outside his team any respect or recongnition. for that hes a no class bitch.

yo Qool l agree you dont believe everything you see on the net,but the number of websites is over whelming you can look for them your self if you got a lot of doubt.its something l knew all along,since his beef wit bug but l never found it funny till jay-z said it about P.aunt also said it in and interview,that he not studuied ballet but was taking part in it.it was at baltimore school for the arts in 1984.(specialises in preparing folks for public performance).

l agree that tupac is the bob marley of rap and by far the greatest.l am just gettin tired of niggas (nas and jigga included) sayin pac was a real gangster.that nigga was never a gangsta.he didnt have any dirt in his past like big.he only started hangin with thugs later on in life.them niggas naver knew pac and some of them have never been on the westside and they need to get off his dick.

Anyone remember this dude named Second Sage? Just wonderin...

First off, I gots to defend my main man, The Big Aristotle. If there was a 6'10" 8th grader playing against 5'8" 8th graders and he dunked all over them and scored 25 a night and got fouled all the time, could never hit free throws, but his team always won the championship, and his AAU team was national champs and he dominated all the 8th grade AAU players, would he not be the best 8th grader in basketball? You can't seriously call yourself knowledgeable about basketball and truly believe that Shaq always walks and charges. That's just stupid. You can dislike Shaq all you want, but the man CANNOT be stopped! Plus, if you watch closely, 85% of the NBA travels. Hell, Allen Iverson is the master of the "legal carry." But if they ain't callin it, it ain't happenin. So anybody who says Shaq sucks cause he "gets away" with walking and charging is an idiot. That argument is older than Shaq's career in the league, but if they ain't change it ten years ago when he first came into the league, or five years ago, or last year, then there must not be a legimate case of what Shaq is doing. And I'm not even gonna get into the amount of INTENTIONAL FOULS my main man has to endure...

Q Dawg (not o be associated with Omega Psi Phi), you know it's all love for the man who be knockin all fools out. And you know me, I definitely ain't subtle so if I'm callin somebody out, it won't be no question who. 3:16, you my dawg, but them Wildcats don't wanna see my Intramural team (ETHER). We 5-0 and goin for the regular season sweep against a bunch of football players this Sunday. The Best, I ain't testin yo heart, but if them Kappa boys pull out that "cane" you betta take that ass whippin! But as long as you stay off the grass, Morris Breast & No Nuts should be safe. And know ya history, dawg, oops! I mean, "Nupe." Also, LMAO @ "R. Rapist"

I'm out like 3:16 was for 3 weeks. Peace!

"Oh my God, it's him!" "Who, who is it?" THE BEST MOTHAFUCKAS!!~1~ Aight dun, I see that the hot topic of the thread is currently Pac Shakur, so I think it would be acceptable for me to lace my opinions on this nigga. First off, Wiz you are absolutely CORRECT, Pac attended a theatrical school of fine arts in Baltimore durin' his teen years to study the articulate origins of dance and actin'(plays). Now as for all that "thug shit" Pac claimed he was on was basically to increase his fan base and to sell records. I have edited proof in the Feb. '95 issue of Vibe, where the interviewer asked Pac if that "thug image" he portrayed was reality. His response was...word for word..."Nah, I only show that thug side to sell records". Even Havoc said it on "Drop A Gem On 'Em"...."kick that thug shit, Vibe magazine on some love shit" Also, many niggaz think that Pac while he was on Death Row tried vigorously to act like his "Juice" character Bishop. Overall though dun, my personal opinion of dude is that he WASN'T the best lyricist (hennnneeeeesssseeeeeyyyy/eeeeennnnneeeeemmmiiiieeeeessss), but he was the best "rapper" in that he had the wit, charisma, voice, appeal, subject matter, impact/influence etc.. Oh yeah, not to get off topic, but did any of you "Pac fans" know his alias when he first came out was Emcee New York...LMAO!!

And Q, it's all love here dun. I was just showin' an example with 3:16 and how it related to our situation. Well that's it for this post. I hope you "Pac fans" don't get all down on yourselves because that "thug shit" he portrayed on television was fiction....LOL

Shit wo, I almost forgot my reason for postin' today. Alright, what is everyone's top 5 disses of all time......Here's my list

1."Ether"-Nas diss to Jay Z 2."Drop A Gem On 'Em"-Mobb Deep diss to Pac, that nigga Prodigy said..."Who Shot Ya? You'd probably scream louder than an opera"....LMAO!! 3."No Vaseline"-Cube diss to NWA 4."Hit Em Up"-Pac diss to Bad Boy and "several other corny soundin' mothafuckas" 5."Tu Wack"-Chino XL diss to Pac(MAD HILARIOUS)

"Noooo, he's leavin'!" "Who, who's leavin'?" THE BEST MOTHAFUCKAS!! ~1~

"five shots and all you did was take it and smile?/ so bendin' over for the soap in prison took you a while"-CHINO XL

Sup Peeps? Hillis, you're right. Sugar-coating and saying things with the slickness ain't your style; I feel ya. On a different note, Shaq is good and I said he got 2 rings so he is doing something right, but if you can't see him walking and fouling and etc. you are either closing your eyes or telling a false hood. I repeat, he gets props form me because he is near unstoppable, but I just wonder how good would he be if he was called for all of his actions. Best, we still str8, but I gotta say every rapper out there from Lauryn Hill to Lil' Bow Wow has said something false in their flows. So when people single out Pac and Jigga, I wonder why. And Wiz, I see what you're sayin too, but peep this: I bet I can find over a dozen sites that will tell you that Pac is still alive. I would like that to be true, but like I said, the Internet isn't always trueful. And Hillis and 3:16, ether or the cats don't want it with "Team 3." LOL, ain't that messed up; we ain't even get to pick names like y'all did? They just gave us a number. And I can't even fake cause we got put out the 1st round. Hillis, don't laugh and I'll admit that I actually like this verse by my boy wit 3LW, lol: Everyday she walk by/ See me on the same block/ Same crew, like she never seen rocks/ Chain watch, rims blue/ Different color boots on, park Yukon/ You predicates ex-cons, rip arms, bettin' chips/ Puff medicine play my gangsta beats/ Tunnel bangers, Flex, Clue tapes bang in the streets/I'm just a fly, thuggish baller shorty anxious to meet/Till I die keep wanting to head mink to the feet/But shorty jail bait, might get me five to life/ Maybe in time you can be Nas's wife/ Place school, study law/ I'mma pay your tuition/Come on campus, buy you books/Do your babysitting/My unusual style make your future unwild/When you get older I'mma bless you with a child/See now you was unaware that this thug had affection/Let me be your angel and I'll be your protection.

Come on, it's okay. You can't be thugin it 24-7; you gotta kick it to them females every now and then, lol. Oh yeah, what were the other 4 times you were laughin out loud?

I'm out like the O in LOL.

uhhh... it seems like i caused a little confusion with them wildcats, I PLAY FOR THE WILDCATS!!!! MY WILDCATS, I'm the dude who got four of five 3-points in the first game and none of five in the second! hmmm... DAMN! anyway, we going to the semis! With 3:16 wearing number 4 as he has done since he was 12, who the fuck is going to stop us? WHAT?!? (yup j-dolo, i seen it on TV) HAHA!

Q, you can definately get my man Isiah, but Charlie Ward got fouled out with 13 steals at the beginning of the 4th 1/4. DAMN! but Marcus Camby got 12 blocks, 22 rebounds, 11 assists and 27 points. Quadruple double!!! and i didnt mean to say that you said anything bout biting styles. It just came out like that.

oooh I gots to go

Peace

woah! GB got a gold medal at the winter olympics!

and i forgot to say i'm now banned from a supermarket! WHAT?!?

Peace

Hell no he doesnt walk and charge all the time but he will most of the time come playoffs or finals

Hillis, you being a Laker fan i must ask this question. All these laker fans i talk to are like "The Lakers are just bored of the regular season" what do you think? i think thats bull shit because no matter how bored you are, you aint gonna get swept by the bulls.

First off, again on my man Shaq. #1, if they ain't callin it, it ain't happenin. #2, AI is the master of the "legal carry." #3, watch closely and you'll see all 2 guards travel at least 5 times a game and get a away with it.

Big J, I don't agree with that Lakers are bored shit, either. However, I don't believe the Lakers bring their A game night in and night out. What a lot of people fail to realize is that the NBA is nothing like college (you know, where these "top 10" teams play 20 schools that aren't even close to their level and blow em out by 30, but they play 5 other teams their level and go 3-2, so they finish 23- 2 and everyone's on their nuts, but they lose in the 2nd round). In pro sports, the worst team is usually close to the best team. Remember, this is the pros. The Bulls don't suck, they just aren't as good as the other teams in the NBA. But if Sacramento or LA or Minny don't bring their A game and the Bulls do, it's an upset in the making. If the Lakers were throwing half court alley-oops every play and Shaq was jackin up threes, THEN maybe the Lakers are bored with the regular season. But Shaq, Kobe, and Co. are pretty much still playing their game, but teams that play them are steppin up to the World Champs to prove somethin to themselves. But, the Lakers have redefined the importance of the playoffs, and barring injuries, they will bring their A game every time later in the season, and there will be no more losses to lesser caliber teams.

3:16, you streaky ass street shooter! We got niggas on my squad that call them self the Police (not to be confused with the Puh-Leeze)... we be LOCKIN NIGGAS UP!!! Oh, and don't forget that H3K leads the SWAT TEAM!!! Oh, and Qoolout?! Team 3?! More like "Team 3-Second Violation..." Y'all don't want it with ETHER! Ask the "Mild-cats," they don't want it with ETHER! Noooooooo!!! H3K, sportin #42 cuz I average 42 pts, 42 boards, 42 assists, and 42 blocks! Quadruple double WHAT?! 3:16 and Qoolout, I bet both of y'all sport #4 cuz that's how many points your whole team would score against ETHER!!! And Big J, I ain't forget that you ball. Your team don't want it with ETHER, either! Noooooo! 3:16, I bet your whole squad shoot like Chesney Hawkes! LOL! Qoolout, your team is full of Annies! Big J, what you talkin bout, Hobson?! H3K turn niggas into walking turnovers...

"Uh, uh, uh, I'm deadlier than Vince from the baseline/my points never given to me, niggas, I take mine!//3:16 don't wanna see Ether nowhere on the court/him and the rest of the "Childcats" better take up a new sport//Qoolout better take advice from his name/"Team 3- Second Violation" ain't got no game//Big J, all your respect in b- ball, we takin it back/cuz you get no love like niggas that intentionally foul Shaq!//no, I'm not Nchekwube, but in b-ball label me The Best//you three "BOOB" ass ballas, don't want ETHER in a b- ball contest..."

LMAO! All right. I'm through. I hope you niggas know it's mad love here in Tennessee! But it would be tight to hoop with y'all niggas. See what y'all got.

My Top 5 disses? Remember I'm a Pac fan, and from the South...

1. Pac - Hit Em Up 2. Pac - Against All Odds 3. 3-6 Mafia - Gotcha Shakin (diss to Playa Fly on "The End") 4. Pastor Troy - No Mo Play In GA (diss to No Limit) 5. Pac - Bomb First

Qoolout? Other times I laughed out loud? I ain't tryin to disrespect people, but I found these posts laugh out loud funny (in no certain order)...

Chesney Hawkes/Squirrel Puh-Lease (3:16) Master P-E-N-I-S (The Best) What you talkin bout Willis? (Big J) "Anny" (Qoolout) Rapper with a British accent (The Best) HA remix (Bob) Money is My Bitch chorus (Bama)

Big J, I got one last thing for ya. There's this thing called Page 2 on ESPN's website, and they have these top ten lists. One is called "Worst movie performances by an athlete" and you KNOW who gets the most "hate" Kazaam! It's Shaq! This one dude was like, "I used to work at a movie theater and I have never seen an audience as unresponsive as the five people who saw Kazaam on opening night." I laughed for twenty minutes straight on that post alone! They was ripping Shaq'a acting a new one! I was rollin! You should check it out.

I'm out like fouled. Peace!

I just realized that Bob is probably the imposter.

Uh Hillis... you didnt write that did you?

You know what, I reckon Kazper finally gave up and changed his name to boob (WHOOPS), now he's giving up again.

I know none of y'all would talk shit about the Wildcats (THE MUTHAFUCKERS IN ENGLAND!!!!!!!!)

Yo, where the lost veterans at? Steph, LOX, and anyone else i must of forgoten HAHA!

I'm out like H3K keeps telling us. HAHA!

Peace

Dedicated to my niggas on this thread that hoop...

"Uh, uh, uh I'm the great Michael Jordan at the age of 29/I take over games when I want at any time//click clack clank! that's the sound of ETEHR lockin the game down/who shoot down squads and we takin aim now//Got all your hoes yellin, "It's all about ETHER!"/class is in session ladies, and I'm the fuckin teacher//crossover here, behind the back there/the crowd is mesmerized when they see me flyin through the air//Big J get dunked on, 3:16 get swatted/now Qoolout want some? you bought to be dearly departed//Hobson and his squad and Team 3 Second Violation/throw in the Childcats, and it's 3 team annihilation//WACK ROB ass ballas with skills like BOOB on the mic/so maybe ETHER will take it easy on you...SIKE!!!"

3:16, that was me, but you know I'm just fuckin with y'all. I'm just startin a little trash talkin with my b-ball niggas. And yeah, I think Bob is the imposter because in his HA! remix he said somethin about Best bein African and we ain't said nothin about that since maybe the old thread, and Bob didn't show up until way after the beef ceased.

I'm out like roll. Peace!

DAAAAAAAAAAMN Hillis. It wouldnt be fair if it was 3 of yall vs me dun! id show yall why they call me "The Beast" on the court, you'd get that shit packed, smacked, and stamped! hahaha

"Im not going to rap about beig poor cuz i aint poor no more lol"- Biggie smalls

"Im like Mutombo, Ben Wallace, and Shaq wrapped into one, you cant stop me"-Me

hold up hold up hold up. i forgot to adress billy bob here. Jon Stockston aint the greatest of all time you son of a bitch, thats like the stupidest thing ive seen on both threads next to that HA remix!!!!!!!

"without Shaq,with all that talent they have, they still aint good"- me

I didn't even wanna start spittin' on here, but my boy Hillis done called me out. But like you said, it's all friendly. We just trippin' right now. So H3k, let a brother know what ya think. Oh yeah and that team 3 bull, lol. Man I don't rep for them. I don't know how y'all did Ether, but they just put us all together; I ain't even wanna run wit them clowns they put me with. Kinda like Pip when he was with the Bulls during his last year... he played but you knew he ain't wanna ball there. Okay, enough small talk. Peep out 3K can't play.

Title: 3Kan't Play (Volume 1)

I tell him 2 heal (hill) cause, my dogg he is/ but on the court that's dead; it's strickly biz./ Calling OUT-QOOL? Lil' brother that's silly/ cause it'll get you booed like Kobe in Philly./ The "Team 3" disses, they can't fade me./ Yeah I played wit em, but I was thinkin' "Trade me."/ On the court young buck, str8 up you don't want it./ And when you said that you did, kid, you must've been blunted./ Or exposed 2 some ETHER./ Put down that reefer/ Don't hype your shallow game on this thread/ You skills aren't deeper, it's all in your head./ And that's where they end/ and where mine begin./ They be tryin 2 ban Qool from the local gyms/ Cause I be ballin 2 hard, scuffin up the floor wit my Tims./ Smackin on the back boards and hangin on the rims/ Puting money on the games, cause I know I'm gonna win./ They stay picking me first/ and yes, being so good, so hurts/ they bring the double team, but no, it never works./ Cause I'ma "triple double maker"/ gettin dub's (W's) on them scrubs like it was Ether vs. Lakers./ But the 3 is like Miller's/ in the 4th quater/ that means I shoot like a killer/ thus, they're all water./ Hillis, I'm the realest!/ Reppin' 4 all D.C./ Dogg, do you feel-us/ over there in Tennessee?/ Yeah, I know you do/ Thread heads, I tried 2 be Qool/ but challenging me 2 B-Ball.../ ha ha, what a dumb move.

Hey, man. I ain't gonna keep goin back and forth with ya. I'll give you about 3(k) rounds and then you gotta go back to flowing on your enemies, lol. And it would be tight to ball wit peeps on here. But Hillis, then we would see you're all talk, lol. I had to take that shot, but we qool. Aw-ight, holla.

"Tell that young basted I eat ETHER and drink acid." A Jigga line remixed by Qool

Hillis, you got me thinkin about stuff that had me "laughin out loud" for real. Peep it:

Best vs Steph, Rob sayin that's why this thread is so close to your heart, this is as good as it gets 4 you, the Ha remix. What u talking bout Willis. Kazper sayin somebody's flow sucked like donkey balls or something like that. Dolo sayin' "My boy just got out, but he still making that money." Big J sayin, Hillis I'm not done with you, not by a long shot. When Hillis said his feelings about the Ha remix. Smeth. When Hillis 1st went aganist LOX "This is to cuz who typed in all caps" LOL. Hillis saying beware of Bob. Best sayin "How can you learn rap?" The whole pit bull concept and warning, I think it was by H-Wood. 3:16 and his warning to 2nd Sage. 3:16's line about, "hang up the telly, I proved you lost already."

I know there are plenty of other things that had me rolling on here. I'll probably think of them later and then I'll poet em'. Anybody else that got some, bring em'.

LOL! LOL! LOL! LMAO! LMAO! LMAO! Qoolout, you forever gon be my nigga...

"Uh, uh, uh, it's mad love in this thread, but on the court I hate you/between yo legs I go and to the hole I take you//talked to my boys in DC and they said your jumper's counterfeit/any move you think you got, H3K will counter it/they banned you from local gyms cause your game is horrid/but when I walk into YOUR arena, the rain starts pourin//rainin down threes, or maybe I'm throwin down dunks/YOUR team worships me on they knees, and bring me offerings in chunks//Reggie Miller? great clutch player but never a champ/4th quarter or not, I'll still put you in the clamps//whether they trade you or not, you still gon sit the bench/maybe you can make the practice squad or be the team's wench//why you bringin up Philly? they still in denial/boo Kobe all they want, he still killed em in the Finals//I got you and all your teammates shittin they panties/we gonna embarass yo whole squad, like you did to poor Manny..."

Qool, those lyrics where extremely nice. Why you been holdin back? As far as flowin against my enemies, they have all run off. Wack Rob, kazper, the friendly bitch, and BOOB haven't been seen for days! But I ain't go lie, when kazper said Squirlplise sucked big floppy donkey dick, I bout had a heart attack. That shit was funny as fuck. Plus, I forgot when Best was callin them niggas Eddie Kane and Mark Morrison. Smeph was funny, too.

Big J, you still my nigga but you don't want no part of me. You'll get your shit sent to the moon if you bring it in the paint AKA MY MUTHAFUCKIN HOUSE!!! After I dog you out, cuzzin, they'll refer to you as "The Least!" And if there are any more suspect-ass-wanna-be- ballas that think they got game enough for Hillis the Realest, you need to spend 24-7 at the synagogue cuz it's obvious you need Jesus. You guys don't want it with H3K! Ask Qoolout, Big J and 3:16, you don't want it H3K! Nooooooooooo!

Second Sage? Steph? Hello? Anyone home?

WILL THE REAL HARRISON BUSH PLEASE STAND UP???!!! Remember that?

I'm out like "of bounds." Peace!

How old are you playas (playettes?) in this thread anyway? I'm 21 goin on 22 - (b-day March 18th, baby!)

I'm out like...uh...like...uh, lemme get back to y'all on that one. Peace!

LMAO@HILLIS!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA ok and shaq was the only one that did any killing

Thanks for the props on the flow. I got volume 2 ready for you now:

Hillis Ain't the Realest (volume 2)

Hillis the lyrics were nice, but your lame game's the opposite / While mine is like the fallin' rain in the Tropics / Did you get it? It ain't no stoppin' it./ I put this rhyme on my fantasy fiancee'/ Cause my game is tight just like her; the name is Beyonce'/ Yeah, I know that's just a wish or more like a dream/ kinda like HK thinkin he can take down my team/ It's a nice goal but 2 hard 2 obtain./ Just call me Chris Rock on the court cause I'ma "bring the pain."/ My peeps in D.C. faking? That bull makes me laugh/ Cause they told me that you hollered, but it was only to buy some grass./ You couldn't call Qool-Out if you had a mobile phone/ Cause I'ma all around shooter dogg, just minus the chrome/ And that "click clack clank" ain't the sound of a hit/ that's the sounds Hillis gets when he tosses up a brick./ And believe he puts up a lot/ My shot's like NBA Jam, when Jordan is gettin hot./ You had it wrong, Hillis, I am the realest. / And it's mainly because I got more SKILLis/ And how dare you fake on R dot Miller/ Ain't got a ring, but is a N dot Y killer/ He or me don't need ESPN/ As long as I sweep T-E double N/ Just like Manny you betta leave me alone/ How dare you compare us, I sent youngin' home/ take the hint; that fool is gone/ All because he came at Qool O wrong./ And now you talking that you gonna "TAKEOVER"/ This 2 guard goes 2 hard, so get ETHER a makeover./ You say I sit the bench? I guess that's possible/ But I will eventually get in and then be unstoppable/ 4th quater you and ETHER on y'alls 4th wind so your win is un-probable/ Just call me Mt. Everest because my talent is un- toppable./ I don't respect you so I'll probably be hackin' you/ and you'll go ahead and flop the same way your boy Shaq do.

Check mate dogg, CHECKMATE, lol. Member that?

You know Shaq be faking/floppin' somtimes, lol. Your lines about Kobe and Reggie were funny; you get props. Oh yeah, I'm 22. On another note watch my girl Beyonce' and her crew take home a grammy or 2 tonight. And my other girl Alicia Keys. And Chesney Hawkes had me laughin' 2 cause I don't know who he is.

A I got some poetry for you guys to drop on ya if yall in to that type stuff. I have taken creative writing for 4 years now. And I won the literary state poetry contest two years ago. If you guys want to take it to that level I will be more than happy to drop some bars on here. So how bout it?

Aiight, Qool, this my last one, then it's all love again...

"Uh, uh, uh, The Realest been my nickname since I was a junior in high school/so challengin me in b-ball, and tryin to steal my moniker is unwise, Qool//Mt. Everest? Please, Q, I conquered that last summer/don't come in here challengin Hillis with your sub-par stats and numbers//H3K throwin up bricks? at least he hittin the rim/cuz them airballs you try to pass as alley-oops ain't gon cut it, slim/H3K, officially tabbed the court ruler/the only thing you get to guard is the team water cooler//your game is like the word "SKILLis", just not real/and like NBA Jam, fantasy, so Qool you need to kneel//I ain't from NY, so Reggie Miller can't kill me/bring ETHER to DC and make President Bush and his boys feel me//Chris Rock "Bring The Pain?" more like Martin Lawrence "You So Crazy!"/my game is so wet, plus my jumper is all gravy//and when I get on fire, I make the top of Mt. Everest melt/when I get through with you, you'll understand how poor Manny felt..."

I'm out like "of yo mind." Peace!

Hill Betta Chill (vol. #3)

This man's team is ETHER, so he thinks that he's HILLmatic/ But that's just not the case, his game is too erratic./ For starters Hill, I str8 up feel, your D is way too sloppy/ I come too stealth for VANDERBELT, so how could you stop me?/ With my quickness dogg, I'm just a blur/ And the jumper's vicious, likea black Steve Kerr./ You really want it? Naw, you don't./ Would you even score? Probably won't./ Your jumpers gravy, but with too many lumps/ work on your heart and then your dunks./Coming to D.C.? H, what for?/ We ain't got a baseball team anymore./ But if we did, I'd still bring it kid/ When I played, I stole many bases./ You can check it out, it was in the papers/ And about football...well, I better not start/ Just know I play it all, and numerous parts / Just like Slash or even Deion/ and you are trash; you'd get peed on. / Nuff bout that, back to the court/ I'd smoke you out, like a port (Newport)/ Never sub-par, only super/ Hill just chill cause I'm the hoopa.

LOL, that joint was fun. That's my last one for awhile, but we gotta do this again sometime. And come on, you KNOW you liked that SKILLis line, lol. Anyway, good game. And H-Wood, I took, I think, 2 of them classes and I produced some good stuff, in my opinion. But I wouldn't post it on here unless it was copywritten, so make sure you got all of that taken care of if you wanna share, believe me, peeps will take your stuff and put there name on it. Aw-ight y'all, I'm out.

OK Hillis, you gone done it now. This is a short verse I like to call... 21...

...3K/No way!/not tommorow, not today/lets play/i'll take the score to... 21/MVP and Willis playing... one on one?/Done/game won/i'll spot you 20/HAHA! thats plenty/but Hill's repotoire runs on EMPTY/21 steals leads to 21 points/do it with my eyes closed smoking 21 joints/nuthin' to do with baseball but I step up to the plate/relationship with the hoop, I take the backboard on a date/imagine if the Wolves held on/to Stephon/unlimited potential but H3K still gets pissed on/3K... sorry, ANNIE ARE YOU OK?/like MJ/but not the one who colour altered/I'm going left nah right, I noticed that you faultered/CRACK! oooh! was that your metatarcel?/you took the cross over like i'm sending you a parcel/I'm 21 years old in December/but right now I dismember/get it... diss, member?/one more line for y'all to just remember/got to be catchy for this shit to be won/2 multiplied by 10, and1/3:16 done...

Damn Hillis, you done been Chesneyed-out!

oh yeah... y'all thought you were going to play out MY Wildcats? Well? We played the semis last night muthafuckers... WILDCATS ARE GOING TO THE GODDAMN FINALS! Shit, I got an elbow in the eye going for ANOTHER rebound, but shit, that aint my job. I'm fine just pissing on everyone else! HAHA!

Shit that made me laugh? hmmm... "Manny/Anny" (yeah Q, I stole it for the above verse! HAHA!), "Bob/Boob", "Kazper the friendly bitch", uhhh... That girl with the Tiger Woods e-mail who popped up to tell us she really wanted to get fucked, Qoolouts (original) "you my ho!" I got to admit it, "S-the-T to the E-V-E, and if I wasn't I must have been 3:16". ummm... some dude who came on along time ago to tell us all that Ice Cube was the best rapper of all time, and the fact that Hillis is slowly running out of ways to say "I'm out like..." And anything I said that was meant to be funny! (especially that last "get it... diss, member?" line)

HAHA!

Peace

WHat up peeps?! I've been around the thread and some of the posts had me crackin' up. Anyway, what up my dog "Hillis of the new millinium"? I see that my other homeboy is still "coolin out" (Q). I can't forget about my nigga 3:16. WHAT!!?? I SAID I CAN'T FORGET ABOUT MY BOY 3:16. WHAT!!?? My all-time favorite game is grand theft auto. I might be late, but for those that want the weapons cheat code, anytime in the game, just press R2, R2, L1, R2, left, down, right, up, left, down, right, up. I be actin like a terrorist with the bazooka (LOL). Yo, ya hear about Jayson Williams? NO, not the white boy with handle, but the former Net whom retire early. He is givin himself in today. I guess he got drunk and accidently shot his limo driver wit a 12 GAUGE SHOTGUN!! Dat nigga got blasted like WHOA! Anyway, what up Best, Steph, Big J. How the hell did he get the nickname "I'll be Right Back" (From Ruckers fame)!?? My old High School Team Kaynor Tech Panthers (Waterbury, Ct) has just won the league championships and are entering the state tournament with a 21-0 record, and are seeded Number 1 in Class L. (In Connecticut we have Class L, LL, S, and M). I'm jealous but also proud. If only i would have played my senior year. I wont brag about my skills but let's just say i'm one of the country's best kept secrets. Dont sleep, but Ct got some ballers too. NY gets props; they will ball in rain, sleet, even snow (brush off the snow wit brooms). Well peace out!!

I'm out like

3:16, you old Jud Buechler wanna be...

"You're the S to the T to the E-V-E/fuck the name, your assist to turnover ratio is 3:16//called my boys in UK, they said your jumper's suspect/you'll be waitin mighty long for a 3:16 shot to connect//3:16, you lack Qoolout's made up word, SKILLis/the competition for H3K is NILis//watch me put this 3 pointer in ya GRILLis/any shot on the court, guranteed Hillis will drill it//Great Britain, straight sittin STILL when H3K comes to town/Great Britain, straight shittin they draws when the 3s start rainin down//you deserve as much PT as the water boy for the Dallas Mavericks/you got a one 3pt. shot every ten year average/and that's so LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME!/dunk on you and do the rest of the Childcats the SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME!..."

Aiight, 3:16, on the real good luck in the Finals. You know if you lose, I gotta fuck wit ya! J-Dolo, be forewarned: challengin Hillis 3000 in b-ball means you will be annihilated! Qoolout, I bet you can tell how much I liked that SKILLis line by my rap. Big J, yo high school squad ain't done yet, are they? What y'all talkin bout (Willis)? Speakin of Willis, 3:16 gets mad props for bringin it back. I was LOL. But for real Q, SKILLis is officially a classic now. All right, I'm bout to leave you non ballers. I'm gonna pull my "I'm out like" line from the PLETHORA of phrases floatin round my head (y'all like how I used plethora)...

I'm out like shout. Peace

Oh yeah, 3:16...

"Oh, I get it. It's very clever." - Edward Norton in Fight Club

okay, im back,..................What'd i miss?

The Best, I know since you probably eatin raw fishes and stayin off the grass, you gon be upset to see some Nas hatin when you get back, but I gotta let you know why Nasir's third album sucked ass.

Intro - Nas? What's up with the children?

NY State of Mind II - sucked major dick. Everyone knows sequels suck.

Hate Me Now - You can't be serious, Nas

Small World - not bad, but nothin to write home to mama about

Favor For A Favor - decent, not bad at all

We Will Survive - song only halfway good cuz he rhymed about PAC and BIG and that was popular then

Ghetto Prisoners - Chesney Hawkes track because I don't remember this song

You Won't See Me Tonight - Aaliyah and Timbo couldn't save this sub- par outing. Not one of Tim's best or Nas's "ether" (get it? either? ether? get it?)

I Want To Talk To You - Nas, I want to talk to YOU for the horrendous singing!

Dr. Knockboot - tight as hell. Can't hate.

Life Is What You Make It - Thank you, DMX for saving this song! Shitty beat, subpar lyrics, at least X was decent.

Big Things - nice song. I liked it.

Nas is Like - This song is like good. The rest of this album is like trash...

K-I-SS-I-N-G - who shitted out this song? did he eat some bad Taco Bell? Hell to the naw, Nas. Hell to the naw...

Money Is My Bitch - not bad, but who told this nigga he could sing?

Undying Love - one of Nas' tightest songs. That nigga can tell a story

The problem with I Am is that there were no standout tracks! I mean, there were no career killing songs, but shit! This album kind of just sits there. It's not good at all. Better than Nastradamus, but still not any good. Anyway, that's just MY humble opinion, but I think I make some legitimate points. It's all about taste, and I ain't taste Nas on this one.

I'm out like "of sight." Peace!

HAHAHAHAHAH Q that shit about hillis throwing up bricks has to be the funniest thing ive read on a rap!

out of time so im outta here

"out of time so im outta here"-me

damn,you motherfuckers heard about R kelly?been hearin crazy shit like he was fuckin some 14 year old chic and she pissed herself,then he made her dance for him nude,pissed in her mouth and bust in her face.pretty crude shit man.l dont know if lam gonna be able to respect dun if it turns out to be true.

Where y'all at?

I'm bout to start a "Search For Second Sage" Foundation.

I'm out like the old NFL division alignments. Peace!

What's up y'all? I guess this thing is coming to an end, but here goes one more attempt from me to get it running again. Steph and LOX been out. 2nd Sage been gone 4 awhile too. We gotta make kazper and Wiz vets now. Whoever is left, look. We are "dying nasty." We started off with a spark, but now we're just...well, not yet, but it looks like we are getting there. Dolo, and H-Wood still bring it some. Best, I don't know where you are. Mostly it's been me H3K, 3:16 and Big J every now and then. Those who read but don't post, start posting. Cuz who came on and talked about the Ha remix who said he had been following it but only posted 3 times, you gotta post more than that now. Wiz and kazper, y'all too; y'all vets now, defualt or not.

Big J, thanx for the props on that brick line, you had me laughing many times so I'm glad I could return the favor. Hillis, thanks for the props on the SKILLis line, lol. That's what I do, I bring classics to the board i.e. Anny. Wiz, Maybe R. Kell did that, but I hope not and I don't know if it is factual or not, but you act like you saw the tape.

Okay, I'm gone; I'll be back with a new topic for y'all. Holla

I shall remain as long as this thred exist, on a literal note. Not figuratively. But the topic has drop off because Qool, 3:16, and H3K are taking about their teams. I am not knockin you guys at all but seriously nobody can get into that topic because it is only limited to you guys. I agree with Qool we need to get this back on. I feel like some people have given up on this thred. To the true vets we gotta keep this alive.

H-wood, it ain't like us 3 know each other. I don't know Hillis or 3:16, so if we got in it, everybody else could too. But 4real, I only got in it because it wasn't nothing else goin on in here. But you're still str8 with me, I see what you're saying. Here is the new topic. It ain't about Nas and Jay, but what else is new? It's about Puff, or P. Diddy, Bad Boy etc. Okay, Bad Boy lost B.I.G., Mase, Shyne, L.O.X. and some more peeps probably. They may loss 112 now. Why does Puff keep losing all of his artist? Is he shady? Just got bad luck? Will Bad Boy make it? Etc. etc. blah blah blah. Okay...discuss.

Qool puff done lost 112 already,they moved to .....you geused it,deff jam.whatever puff may be up to l dont think he is as bad as that nigga suge.l heard dude used to dunk mother*$%+*rs heads down the toilet,all in the name of negotiation.l heard puff dont pay his artists too good and y'all remember that line from the lox.."keep your awards,my son cant eat those plaques.."l didnt watch the r kelly tape but l heard it on the wendy show.she claim she seen the video.it aint ust him and a 14 year old chic.theres another with him and 2 15 year olds.nigga is a sick bastard if he really did that shit.puffy was sellin bad boy for 27 mil,what happenned,did nobody want it or what.?

SON OF A BITCH!!!!! IM GOING LOX STYLE ON THIS POST CAUSE I POSTED SOMETHING EARLIER BUT I GUESS THOSE CHEAP ASS SCHOOL COMPUTERS COULDNT GET THROUGH!!!! GOD DAMNIT!!

I'm feeling the clemps... all right, a carpet is neither a car nor a pet... discuss!

My bad, Q, just rememberin that Jewish ho from SNL. Anyway, fuck a Bad Boy, them niggas ain't been shit since 1996. And about R. Rapist or Rapist Kelly or whatever. That nigga ain't as bad as Jayson Williams the ex NBA star murderer.

"As a matter of fact, his name wouldn't even be OJ, it would be Orenthal the bus drivin murderer!" - Chris Rock

I'm out like Jordan for several weeks. Peace!

i figured 112 was gonna leave after III didnt make as much money as they thought it would. i mean i was feeling it but they've yet to top the first album. i think i got babies runnig round, from they're first C.D. but why diddy keep losing his artist,.........? i dont know.i heard he was shady, but that was just he say/she say shit.word is out he's got, or is trying to get Usher. the only artist he had that i really felt were BIG, 112, Mase,....( for about a month), and Carl,.............thats bout it, Shyne, i think was garbage, though everbody was singing that,...." whoaaaaaaa,.....whoaaaaaaaaaa,....skibby de bobby de dibby de dobby de wobby de bobby de dibby de bobby de,.....whooaaaaaaaaaaa ,.....siiinng." with Barrington Levy. Faith is aight too, but she got her own record lable or some shit wiht her new hubby right? she still fine as all hell,i'd have her kids,....shit.

R. KELLY,....hmm............im not condoning what he did, but some times its hard to tell, now.... if he knew how old they were he's in some trouble. but,......come on yall, its 2002, i done seen't some fine ass, stout bodied, 12 year olds, looking like they 18...19.... so much luck to him

done

yo any body seen't that bullshit ass Vamp. movie with Aaliyah? dont you want to go and rotate they're teeth and get your money back? i hear it was sposed to go straight to video until she passed. it wasn't sposed to even hit the box office.

"Oh my God, it's him!" "Who, who is it?" THE BEST MOTHAFUCKAS!! Aiyo, what da deal niggaz? I know I been MIA for a hot minute dun, but this "pledging" deal is gettin' to me, for real for real. Dun, we can't walk on grass, can't converse with no shortys, have to always wear our LAAAAMMMMMEEEE ass "line" sweaters with hoodies around campus(and in Baton Rouge it is startin' to heat up), and when we attend our meetings....shyt dun I'm not goin' to go there. It's all hood though because I WILL, I repeat WILL be a member of Kappa Alpha Psi fraternity Inc.....YO YO!! Hillis, I seen your opinion of "I Am", and it's cool, but personally I fealt that it deserved more acclaim than it received. The only thing about "I Am" was that the bootlegged version was CLASSIC, and when he came out with the retail version niggaz was mad dissapointed. It's aight though because later on this year Nas/Columbia records will be releasin' a retail version of "Death of Escobar" with all the joints that didn't make "I Am" like Blaze a 50 and Drunk By Myself etc...

Now I see that everyone mentioned their hillarious moments on this and the previous thread, so you know I must drop some knowledge of mine. Yo, THE BACK joke AT FIRST was mad hillarious especially when I brought it upon myself, but someone(I'm not goin' to mention any names Steve) just wouldn't let the shyt deminish. Also, the "Ncheklkj;ie;o0wajl;sjdf" shit by Hillis was funny, the "Willis" madness by my nigga Big J was mad hillarious, the time when Q quoted a Pimp C verse from "Sippin' on some sizzurp" and made a reference to the South's lyrics....LMAO!!, the time when Big J got caught by his teacher writing racist comments and had to erase them...LOL, me and Hilli's battlin' all these dolo ass niggaz and makin' them leave ex.) S. Police, Rob Bre, and movenistic, but the most funniest of them all and I still laugh when I think of this shit is tryin' to imagine a British mothafucka spittin'...LMfuckin'AO!!!!! Aiyo Q, I know the Manny/Anny soap operah was off the ricter, but I wasn't reppin' this thread enough to fully witness it.

And lastly, R. Kelly is a queer, nigga could have any shorty in the galaxy and gets nasty with youngn's. P Dummy is a faggot ass dude. It was brolik how MA$E was on 106 and Park dissin' his coward ass....LOL. In conclusion, I would like to say just as Hollywood said I will rep to this thread until this mothafucka is COMPLETELY SHUT DOWN. Shyt I almost forgot, aiyo Q howcome you just now spittin' dun. Fuck it, lets battle like two or three sessions cause you equipped with some nice spits son. I mean if you can make some nice references to ballin' I know you can make them in a battle? But until next post....."Nooooo, he's leavin'!" "Who, who's leavin'?" THE BEST MOTHAFUCKAS!!~1~

"Ask BEAVIS, I get nothin' BUTTHEAD"-Big L....R.I.P.

Damn! Shit is getting quiet round here at the mo! I been reading but not posting for a few days cos nothing has come up, HELL YEAH i'll post when MY wildcats win the cup trophy, but we got to bring this shit back to the days when you get 30 posts a day (even if half are bullshit)...

DAMN! OK, uhhh... New topic; who was/is the best "Ice", Ice T, Ice Cube, or Vanilla Ice?

Damn I got to do something!

Peace

3:16 just came out wit a phat topic. WHAT??!! I SAID 3:16 JUST CAME OUT WIT A NEW TOPIC! Who was the best "Ice", Ice T, Ice Cube, or Vanilla Ice?? Let me say that Ice-T got the most dough out of everyone; his rap career was fair (remember Cop Killers? O.G?). Then he was a pimp (yeah nigga) and did movies, mostly B-rated and some A- rated (New Jack City was my personal favorite). Ice Cube had the best rap-career out of the three. N.W.A was the fist rap group that kept it real on mainstream, but then he broke up wit them and had a successful dolo career. Did plenty of good movies (3 Kings, Anaconda, Friday, etc..)Working on a script for Friday 3 with the return of.....SMOKEY (Tucker!). Plus he has the best name of the three. Vanilla Ice was the first white rapper to go multiplatinum and was competing wit the likes of MC HAmmer, Father MC, Young MC, MC Searchlite, Damn that was alot of M.C's!!!! His downfall was when we found out he lied about comin from the ghetto (We kinda knew this anyway back then).Now his spirit lives through another multiplatinum- caucasian rapper with the initials "M&M". So here's my take; Ice-T, if he's still considered a rapper, is the richest of the 3; Ice Cube has the most success over time as a rapper;and Vanilla Ice is the first dolo white rapper to go platinum. What up, 3:16! Thanks for giving me something funny to write about. WHAT??!!!WHAT!!?? Hillis, I wanna hear your opinion on this subject. You dont have to but it would be pretty funny to hear your take on this. Q-Dog, what up? Best, Big J, Steph, 2nd Sage, and H-Wood Jay, what up? Well I'm out. Peace.

"Word to your mother!"-Vanilla Ice. (LOL HILLIS!!!)

Aight yo imma post again at fuckin school and THE SHIT HAD BETTER FUCKING COME THRU

Hillis my TEAM sucks yo thats all i can say. we had like two wins and the highest i scored was 36 and i aintt gonna mention my other stats.

Q if you havent figured it out already you gotta take the hoe to a plac3e away from people like your garage, an alley, or the woods. oh and im on that mission where you gotta lead those 3 cars into a trap

J-Dolo I thought i was the only one up here that followed wrestling! ah yeah you know i gotta represent the nWo. and fuck The Rock and Austin.

I think the funniest thing from the old thread was the Haterism Award from the LOX.

And that "click clack clank" ain't the sound of a hit/ that's the sounds Hillis gets when he tosses up a brick.-Qoolout

"JAY-Z USED TO CALL NAS SO THEY COULD CHILL AND NAS REALLY NEVER EVEN WANTED TO CHILL WITH THAT.TALKING ABOUT SOME "NAS LETS CHILL I GOT SOME HEINEKEN OVER AT MY CRIB AM RIGHT AT MY WINDOW".NAS PROBABLY TOLD HIS BITCH ASS "DONT NOBODY WANNA HANG OUT WITH YOUR HERB ASS"."- LOX

"I gotta SIXTH SENSE, so kazper, your lies are feeble/when I'm readin your rhymes I SEE DEAD PEOPLE"-Hillis

"(FUCK 3:16) "Wuz up niggaz, aiyo I know you aint talkin' about me dun." "YOU, WHAT!!" (FUCK 3:16) "Nigga you been on my dick, you love my style" (FUCK 3:16)"-Best

That's more like it.....but how long will it last? I feel H-Wood and Best, saying they will rep until the end, do what y'all do. Hey, Hollywood, since you are the DJ, you might have to go to some other threads and get some free agents. Tell them that this is where they need to be, like Suge did with Pac, lol. I was playing at 1st, but hey, it could work. Thanx to all who spoke on the Bad Boy question. Now let me disagree with all y'all, lol. 1st of all, they used to be my favorite label until Puff released his 2nd CD (I think it's double R now). After that, I really wasn't feeling the people they put out there. I here Shyne was tight, but I never really felt him like everyone else seemed to. Black Rob? Didn't like cuz either, or "Whoa." I couldn't get into G-Dep either. But Puff still finds away to be at the top of the game, even with rappers who ain't all that. So 112 leaving ain't the hardest hit they've taken and I think they will survive. And Hillis you know they had it on lock in 97, lol. I don't know if Puffy is shady but it is worth considering because why else would all of these peeps leave him? LOX and 112, that's 7 peeps right there. I was reading some old posts. Hillis, who was that line about when you said subtle shot or harmless line? If you've squashed it with the person and don't wanna say, I understand. And I heard about NBA cuz who shot the limo driver. I hope and think it really was a mistake. R. Kel? I just hope that stuff proves to be false, but it seems like it won't be. My 5 top disses: 1. My favorite rapper Pac- When I Ride On My Enemies. He took on the whole music biz. 2. Easy-E - Real Compton City G's. One of the few who wasn't scared to diss Death Row. 3. My favorite rapper who is alive, Jada, Beanie diss. "I don't know why he talkin' all greasy when (Beanie) Macs Jam easy." Y'all goin stop sleepin' on him one day. 4. Ice Cube- No Vaseline, N.W.A diss. He was my favorite rapper back in the day. 5. This one going have y'all laughing. My baby's mother Beyonce' and Destiny's Child Survivor- Was this a diss song? lol And Best thanx for the props concerning my flow. I guess I waited so long because I was just trying to stay out of all of that. But you challenge me as a man, I gotta accept as a man, lol. We all qool, so if you wanna go 3 or 4 rounds, I'm with it. Hey Big J, I forgot all about that "HEINEKEN OVER AT MY CRIB" post by LOX. That had me rolling for a couple of days. And I finally figured out how do get the hookers on there. Did you do the code where you shoot of body parts? Until next time, I'm outtie.

You thought I left Best? naw nigga, I'm still here. Justy had more pressing things to take care of. unlike you this isn't the highlight of my existence. You really think your lame ass ran me off this thread? Negro please. Get over yourself. I just thought you and Hillis were on your honeymoon, I was waiting for y'all to get back. I'm here bitch nigga, I'm not going anywhere until i'm ready to. I got more shots to give.

You thought I left Best? naw nigga, I'm still here. Justy had more pressing things to take care of. unlike you this isn't the highlight of my existence. You really think your lame ass ran me off this thread? Negro please. Get over yourself. I just thought you and Hillis were on your honeymoon, I was waiting for y'all to get back. I'm here bitch nigga, I'm not going anywhere until i'm ready to. I got more shots to give.

What up my niggas! It's me, J-D to the izzo, D to the izzo/For sheezy my niggas I be cookin shit like Crisco/.Just kiddin' fellas. Rob, welcome back! We thought you were gone but I guess we were wrong. Now Best gonna have his hands full, and Hillis, Rob said something bout ya honeymoon, what was he talkin about? But anyways, my Magics beat the Raptors last night 90 to 85. Mcgrady:26 Carter:22, MJ might be back in time for playoffs (if they make it that far w/o him).Raekwon comin out wit Cubin Linx II:R.A.G.U. soon. If its anything near the first one this tape should be off the hook. Producers include Rza, Alchemist(my personal favorite, a la Primo), and JustBlaze (Izzo). Anyways, Jada (my personal favorite rapper) is working on a second dolo, but i cant wait for the Styles da unfriendly ghost to come out.ANyways I'm out.

"Word to your mother"-Vanilla Ice

"That's right, Hillis, smash on them Eddie Kane ass niggas..." - The Best

Fellas, what's the biz? I just got back and noticed my favorite niggas who I wouldn't know if they tossed up a brick from 3 Point Land had got a couple of topics for a young brother. First off, Ice Cube is definitely the best out of the "Ices." But on the real since I ain't never gon see y'all young ones and old heads in public, I'll admit: I still know all the lyrics to Ice Ice Baby. And no, I'm not an Alpha!

"What? What? Punk ass whiteboy..." - Chris Tucker in "Money Talks"

The Best, I knew yo ass would be grass if you ain't stay off the grass. But for real, you'll be all right. Let us know what happens when you have set! One of my nigs that pledge Q told me they put damn hot sauce on them niggas dicks! Have Big Bruh Nupe made y'all pass eggs yet? LOL @ Morris Breasts & No Nuts...

Big J, sorry about the squad. I guess you're like Shareef when he played for the Grizzlies. Or maybe you're Big Country! Oh wait, that's me. LOL. As long as you get yours, don't even stres the wins and losses. Now, you my nig, but how can you say fuck The Great One?! Don't you know he just might come to this thread and lay the smack down on your candy ass? I don't watch wrestlin anymore, but I know The Rock will place your candy ass into the SmackDown Hotel!

Qoolout, it sounds like The Best is challegin you to a freindly battle a la me and you and 3:16 over b-ball! Do you accept? The thread is watching...

J-Dolo, didn't you know that the movie Anaconda is about my DICK???!!! Sorry, that was childish. I couldn't resist. But for real though, you know you like it when Vanizzle Izzle was like "Play That Funky Music, whiteboy!!!" LMAO. And "Cool As Ice" was the best movie ever!

On a completely unrelated note, how am I gonna get rid of all this crack?

Hey, at school, some muthafuckas put racist graffiti in the bathroom stalls and a bunch of sensitive ass niggas, or African-Americans, if you will, called a forum to discuss racism on Vanderbilt's campus. I was like, man if y'all don' go on somewhere! Sensitive ass niggas need hugs actin like they ain't never seen the word "nigger" in a bathroom stall! What y'all think I think bathroom graffiti is childish and we should say fuck it. But these niggas round here wanna hold pity parties and shit. Oh well. I know that ain't hip-hop but fuck it. It's somethin. Holla back!

I'm out like "of time." Peace!

"I know you wish you could find a/nigga wit a dick like a Anaconda/hot boy, neighborhood shoe shiner/pimp, playa, president, Big Tymer! Tymer..." - Mannie Fresh

I just noticed this Bad Boy reject Wack Rob is back. Hey Best, what you know about these C&C Music Factory drop outs like Rob comin in here tryin to start shit? Oh well, looks like you'll be back to smashin on that Eddie Kane ass nigga... lol

Yo Qool, I ain't gonna call out who I was talkin to. But if you remember, I had said somethin abou throwin up in the bathroom when some of y'all post. I was referring to a specific "battle rap" that someone on here had written. But that person will remain anonymous unless they cross me.

"Bitch niggas come in here like WHOA!/but do they ever prosper? NO!..."

And before I dip, I just wanna say to my nigga J-Dolo... "J D to the izzo, D to the izzo?" J-Dodo??? LMAO! Watch the typos, cuz!

I'm out like Jordan until probably the playoffs, assuming the Wiz come close with out him. Peace!

Damn! Niggas postin shit twice! You got a stutterin problem? Like seein what you post more than once? Damn! Stuck on stupid!

"Bitch niggas come in here like WHOA!/but do they ever prosper? NO!" - H3K

I'm out like with. Peace!

LMAO!!! Hillis, I've just peeped my typo just now! How could I be so stupid??!When you pointed that out to me (J-D to the izzo, D to the izzo...), I fell off my chair and started crackin up, but thanks 4 lookin out. Anyways, what i've meant to say was "J-D to the izzo, L to the izzo, forshizzle my nizzle.....ya can find what ryhmes wit "izzo".WHAT THE HELL IS AN "IZZO"(LMAO)??!!! OK now that i stopped laughin, but Hillis did you ever see the Vanilla Ice parody in "Living Color" done by Jim Carrey, when he goes, "Yo V.I.P.!! Lets kick it!", then he kicks his shoe a hundred feet in the air?! OK no more shots at Vanilla Ice (I'm sayin too much about him on the last day of Black History Month, the shortest month of the Year).What up, Q? Steph, where u at dog? The 3-1-6 is still rollin, but the real Steve Austin got his ass whooped by NwO on Monday (again). Anyways, peace I'm out

You know nothin about L, so don't doubt L/what's this motherfuckin rap game without L/Yo, that's like jewels without ice/That's like china without rice/Or the holy Bible without Christ/Or the Wizards without Mike/Or crackheads without pipes/the Village without dykes/Or hockey games without fights/Dont touch the mic if youre unable to spit/Flamboyant is the label i'm wit/--Big L R.I.P.

Hey Hillis, all of this had me rolling too: It ain't rap but it's somthing; they were ripping Shaq's acting a new one, and "pity partys." I still don't know who you were talking about but maybe he'll step to you again and then you can tell me. Kazper, nope, I didn't see Aaliyah's movie and I don't recall ever seeing a 12 year old that looked 19, lol. Hillis, I accept any challenge from anybody, as long as it ain't somebody talking nonsense. If it is they only get half a bar. Like Big J said, don't come in here dissin' tryin' to make a name for yourself. Now that was funny! What up Dolo? I thought Big L died before Mike joined the Wizards. So how could he write that flow? Somebody gotta explain this to me. But it was still tight. Hillis, what's the rest of that crack joke, I can't remember it. And I keep forgeting to tell you that "You Won't See Me Tonight" is TIGHT. You know you be singin the hook to it, lol. Big J, 36 points? I bet you ain't have not 1 assist did you? LOL, I'm just playin' with ya. Let me go do this paper that I been trying to start since last week, and the due date is almost here. Don't you hate when that happens? Holla. Oh, one more thing that had me lol'in: When Best said "Holla" went out in the 90's.

Qoolout, Actually Big L said "the bulls without Mike", but i felt it needed a little update, but thanks 4 askin

"My flows reflect the Good Samaritan, cuz I'm the nicest..." - H3K

Q Dawg (not affliated with Omega Psi Phi) you don't remeber the crack joke? You just gon have to watch Bring The Pain again because it's too long to type. J Dolo, that part where you was like put somethin here that rhymes with izzo had me rollin. But anyway, I see Robreana is in here again, and kazper done crawled off for good, plus we through b-ball spittin, so I'll take my anger out on Wack Rob.

"Sorry about Bad Boy fallin off, you wack ass nigga/H3K on the prowl, betta grab yo gat fast, nigga!//too late! 5 shots headed for ya temple/got 4 more to go through ya cheek's dimples//I lack an instrumental but my flow is still cold/faggots come in here positionin is really gettin old//Wack Rob fit to give head like a real short date/this nigga tryin to get brolick? we all know he strawberry shortcake//like Qoolout said, you just lack the SKILLis/challengin the vets in here is like ODin on some PILLis//youngin tryin to come up, still needs lessons to be taught/before he become a no name cat like that damn Chesney Hawkes//Ask Manny how these soldiers in here will go at you/cause more permanent damagage than a real fucked up tatoo//freedom of speech for all, but your right should be revoked/cause all that yappin you doin is just gettin you lyrically choked..."

"like an amateur to Lennox Lewis, you don't wanna fight this" - H3K

I'm out like "holla" in the 90s. Peace!

SUDDENLY EVERYONE HEARS THE SOUND OF SMASHING GLASS!

OH MY GOD, 3:16 IS MAKING HIS WAY DOWN TO THE RING! NOW GIVE ME A HELL YEAH!!!

Big J? are YOU, trying to achieve something by posting up Fuck 3:16? WHAT?!? WHAT!?! WHAT!WHAT!WHAT!WHAT!WHAT!WHAT!?!?!?!?!?!... WHAT!?!

Nah...

Yo this thread is getting mad tight over the last day or two, we got to keep this shit up. Still, "J to the Dodo" has been the only one who answered me on the "Ice" question. I want to hear from the rest of y'all! SHIT! The beat on Ice Ice Baby is tight as fuck, even if it is from a Queen track (Under Pressure). But the best Ice in my opinion has got to be ..... hmmm... Cube. Even though I do thing that T was the more influential.

And Dolo, how you gonna rep the nwo when you know that sooner or later they are gonna have to play THE GAME? WHAT!?! SOONER OR LATER THEY GONNA HAVE TO PLAY THE GAME!

I seen a 12 year old girl who looked 19, "there were 6 of the muthafuckers" (Chris Rock) on Jesse Jones when I got out of bed. They kept saying shit like "you just jealous", "right on GIRLfriend", "and WHAT?", and other stupid things. Guess what, they all got makeovers. Kinda reminds me about the picture of the girl in the source, the sex issue with JD on the front. You know, the girl trying to show off with a mobile phone as big as her head!

"If a girl tells you she's 20, and looks 16, she's 12. If a girl tells you she's 26, and looks 26, she's damn near 40!" - Chris Rock, No Sex in the Champagne Room

Yo, I just found this new club where i'm a student called Niche, which plays nothing but garage music (nah, I dont expect that y'all have heard it, but its tight) and hip hop. You dont get clubs like that ofen over here, its all dance music. Shit, I'ma be out till 3am there every damn Thursday night. WOOOO!

What up vets, looks like Kazper is now in that category, so you included to. Steph, where you at, you out like Hillis? LOX, you too kid, whats happening? Those still here, J-Dolo, Hollywood J, Qoolout, H3K, Little J, Best, and the rest of y'all keep reppin' it right fellas, y'all know what to do.

Peace

Damn I like this! We getting this board back on pace, plus my man J- Dolo gave me a shout out. That is a first I think, or maybe it isn't???? Oh well Qool I am already way ahead of you, I am starting to talk to some peeps at school that have a mouth about hip-hop and rap. And I am getting some other people to come up here. Hillis we had that same kinda of grafiti thing at my school last semester. Only it was direct toward this gay dude that was cought out side of school sucking the cock of a 35 year old man. It was funny as hell at first, but a lot of (Sorry Hillis) White racist guys had a little something to say. I just thought it was funny, but I ask myself. Why would you pray paint the school when the gay dude had already left? And plus what the school gotta do with a gay dude? They were plting and shit for nothing because the dude had left like two weeks before they even did something. It was dumb as hell, but that is what type of shit fools do sometimes.

Yo first of 3:16, dont even try to get all bitchy and dont try to think you got away with something on that little j shit either son. You see actin like a little bitch because i posted a diss at him? or Hillis a diss at him? no, so shut the fuck up and go play some rugby. oh and if you want a wrestlers name how about the British Bulldog. nah my bad how about the "British Chuwawa"? lol

Q actually i only had 4 assist of 12 rebounds but it was a losing effort anyways. and goddamn i still cant get past that mission. which one you ? and what do you think is the tightest are on there. for me its the immitation Viper and the Tank is aight if you wanna go on a killin spree.

I dont like that punk rock because he wins EVERY match, and the only way he loses if he gets hit from behind or something, kinda boring to watch.

"stay on your job, nigga I'ma stay on mine And if I lose my voice nigga, I'ma flow online"-Jada and Styles

"We got blocks full of heroin - weed and dust Seen bullets pop off - cause of greed and lust And when the big dogs die - who gon feed the pups"-Jada and Styles

"Try to rush me, slugs go, touchy-touchy You're bleedin lovely, wit'chyo, spirit above me or beneath me, your whole life you live sneaky Now you rest eternally, sleepy, you burn when you creep me Rest where the worms and the weak be My nine flies, baptize, rap guys"-Biggie Smalls

"My niggaz die for the cause, .45 on the drawer City laws made by Big Nas and Biggie Smalls"-Nas

My bad, Mad typos on the post above. The first one Do you see KAZPER actin all bithty cause i posted a diss at him. the second and third What mission you on and what do you think is the tightest car in the game

Damn he called him little j.I thought he was BIG like poppa and pun,not little like kim caeser,mo and bow wow.l see the thread has been resurrected.thanx to all the vets.l been a silent observer,now l seen that kasper the friendly fuck is bac,and he's even been promoted to the level of a vet,lam startin to feel the way nas felt when jigga was gettin mad respect and nobody was mentioning nas,except to say he fell off.So lam bac.has anybody heard about suge and the Westcoast summit they held,and how he called out niggas from the east for not comin to support.l heard russell simmons responded.To be fair ya'll,l was feeling ice-ice baby,but its the only song from him l felt.ice cube is probably the only ice still worth mentioning coz he is still maker minor noises on the hip hop scene and he still makes movies thats ghetto.it isnt fair to call ice t a nigga coz that probably hasnt been to the ghetto since the mid nineties.Am l the only one who is gettin tired of seein him being interviewed on documentaries about ghetto life,or his opinion on why shine is in jail being held in high esteem.later.

Greatest post since time immemorial----

---picture us married,you and me,k-i-s-s-i-n-g,l remeber the first time,you and me f-u-c-k-i-n-g. ---nasty nas to esco to escobar now he's nastradamus.---etc. my bad l forgot the name of the vet who posted shit.

Re: wack Nas choruses...

That was H3K, wiz. And 3:16, I said somethin about "Rockin Ice..." H*WOOD, it's all good. I know White folks get ignorant sometimes. A lot of Whites are racist, but it's that "I have Black friends" racist. It's whatever, though. I don't expect White folks to have a clue about that shit, but when niggas start needin hugs, I get a little peeved.

"this nigga tryin to get brolick? we all know he strawberry shortcake" - H3K

I'm out like Bob from this thread. Peace!

murder murder marcyville---jay-z

Wiz, I know you use 1 to replace "I" when you're typing because you're too lazy to hit the shift button. So why don't you just hit "i?" I'm just wondering, cuzzin.

I'm out like Stevie Franchise with a migraine. Peace!

"Oh my God, it's him!" "Who, who is it?" THE BEST MOTHAFUCKAS!! What da deal vets and everybody else? I have a little verse for guess who....?

Aiyo, Check it:

I sit back, observe, and strategize my lyrical moves/ battle with a thread Queer, whose name begins with a "Q"/ middle portion spells "OO" with an "L" that's attatched/ he drops sub-par verses, and his topics are wack/ be like the end of your name and stay "OUT" of my way/ I pack heat equivalent to the number of ya age/ that's right a 22, too late to claim you afraid/ at the ARLINGTON CEMETARY is where ya corps will be layed/ and since you a VET, the MEMORIAL is where ya name is displayed/ ended your run cause of the artificialness you portrayed/ conservative spitters, they seem to never come off right/ and even though my flows are tight, you still envy with spite/ what you jealous cause you weren't exposed to the spot light/ just to inform you, I never "QOOLOUT" when I'm blazin' the mic/ unleash ya secrets on how you tried to be me all ya life/ and that your character on this thread reps nothin' but lies/ Ima thousand miles away, and I can still hear ya cries/ but I'ma stop before I increase the tears floodin' ya eyes/ SHIT, AGAINST THIS VERSE ALONE YOU'LL NEED A HUNDRED REPLIES.....RESPOND WISE!!

"Nooooo, he's leavin'!" "Who, who's leavin'?" THE BEST MOTHAFUCKAS!! ~1~

"You'll be aight like blood money in a pimps cum"-Nas

ok since that best bitch is too scared to reply my record is 1-0 on this board.now im going to finish off hillis now! and you motherfuckers know that ha shit was tight. i felt that mc hammer poster on bests wall verse was funny as hell!

now for hillis

my name is bob but im not the imposter/bigj calls himself the beast but im the monster/hillis plays ball? he would get cut by any roster/you some coward ass niggas like best/now ima put you to rest send you back to your nest/whats wrong hillis? your mom wouldnt let you suck here breast?/i LMAO like that coward/you need to be traded like juan howard/speaking of the coward he just made a fool out of qool/took em to school/making that fool hillis drool because he has no skills/my lyrics are ill and dangerously sick/hillis is like eve/not a bug in your ear but more like a tick/on the old board was called a hick/back to qoolout whos about to fall out/he tried to have sex but couldnt find the route/that punk 3:16 got knocked the fuck out/bigj gets props on the british chuwawa/but i blocked his shot and he ran for his mama/hillis was a cheerleader there singing raha/damn why you all always calling out bob?/you need to just keep your day job/unless your like qoolouts poor ass who doesnt have one/faggot best always quick to say dun/now you all had better run!!!!!

yeeeeeeeehaaaaaaaaa!!!!

Dedicated to Bob the Boob...

"you keep yappin in this thread HA!/I bet ya face turnin red HA!/why you keepin say my name HA!/you know I got mad b-ball game HA!/why'd you disappear for so long HA!/had to think up more lyrics to your garbage songs HA!/we're laughin at you HA!/not with you HA!/you suck HA!/lyrical bullets aimed at yo head so you better duck HA!/you're a little kid HA!/born in 1996 HA!/you're a BOOB HA!/you come in here cuz you got nothin to lose HA!/you gets no respect HA!/bout to get chin checked HA!/lil boy can't tie his own shoes HA!/Wack Rob ain't here to help you so you got the blues HA!/you suck big fat floppy donkey dick HA!/we agree, your lyrics are sick HA!/them bitches on life support HA!/you really don't wanna see Hillis on the b-ball court HA!/H3K reign terror on Bob HA!/that nigga loves to swallow cum in globs HA!/you mad cuz my Ha verse is better than yours HA!/your verses only found in Dollar Stores HA!/I'm loved nation wide HA!/you better run HA!/readin your shit is fun HA!/cuz you're dumb HA!/you're this thread's practical joke HA!/H3K exposed you as a lyrical dope HA!..."

YOU SUCK LIKE COLE FROM MARTIN'S PACER, AND YA RHYMES ARE JUST TIRED! REMAINING A BOOB, YOU NEED TO RETIRE! R. KELLY STOLE YOUR GIRL, CUZ YOU AIN'T BOUT NOTHIN! YOU'RE AN IMPOSTER, BOOB, SO DON'T START CRYING AND BLUBBERIN!

Moving right along... HA... Qoolout, The Best has called you out, and the thread is watching. We want to watch this battle develop into another classic. And Best, forgive me if I'm starting unnecessary beef, but those didn't sound like "friendly" battle spits. Well, we shall see. To both men, good luck.

I was watching the Pacers game on TV today. Desn't Kevin Ollie look like a fake ass Ludacris?

I'm out like called. Peace!

Call me wack Rob when you know you dick slob/ I stayed calm, watch you play yourself all along/Compelled to mention my name in every last one of your songs/I felt they were garbage, really never felt pressed to respond./internet geek, talking about virtual ball/is your real life that sad with "best" dick in your palm?/Your predictable and transparent, you need a life other than this/ only homo's like yourself can be sustained by internet beefs/go ahead, you swing, Rob aint duckin no pussy/ you may call your self a vet but I'm far from a rookie./ shook bitch! talk slick and get fucked in the process/ You'll respond promtly, seen as you have nothing better to do/ I'll get to it eventually, to see what shit you'll produce./ you still Lose!

I'm out like "every woman that ever met Hillis" Peace. Hillis, tell your moms Rob says HA! Later people.

What's up to my boy Hillis? I'm cracking up over here. Naw, those ain't sound friendly at all, but I don't set the pace, I just follow it. You talkin' bout the thread is watching, lol. I been away from the board for a quick second because I had a paper to do. I told myself, "Self, you can't hit the board until you finish that work." Anyway, I come back and Best calling me out, sounding like Nas. People don't want me to turn into Pac, because when there is beef, that's what I do. But we'll leave that alone for awhile; I will explain it another time. Let me go think of a response for this youngin' . But first, on another note, did y'all here Nas on a Brandy remix? He says, This is the real "Best of both worlds." Kinda taking a shot at Kelly, but Jay took one at Nas on the CD, so I don't think Nas is outta line. Big J, did you pass it yet? Make sure you are in the right spot because the map is tricky for that mission. If you are, just jump off that ramp every time you lead them there. I think one of the best cars is the one in the glass house, in the 1st city, next to 8 ball's. I'm finished mine. Sup 3:16? And J- Dolo, thanx for that info. Hillis, I wondered the same thing about Wiz. Okay, I'm gone, but stayed tuned. Oh yeah, Bob I don't know if you get a half of bar or not. Vets, y'all think I should address this fool Bob? Holla

Qool's Trademarks (vol 4): QOOL's up in here pulling Best OUTta the closet/ I was goin let em' go at the rest, but you wanted to start it./ For trademark move number one, I make ya one of my hoes/ And I comment on ya posts and all of your flows./ I tell it from the top that I'm not really a rapper./ And like them people on the ROC, you just a yapper/ I always wanted 2 ask since you claim to hate Jay,/ Why do you stay spittin that trash? Why do you say what he say?/ Speaking on your clothes and doe and calling ya self BESS/ in like every flow? You egotistical pest./ And then you say "Holla" went OUT in the nine O's/ but in ya beef against Hillis, a 1000's times: TOMATOES!/ When was that in? You got me laughin' OUT loud/ and don't let me get on 2 how you copied my style/ Yeah, I said it befo, I liked your rhymes/ and now I know why, B they were mines./ 1st early in the game, I was beefin' with Manny/ he was on me like a girl and got renamed Anny./ After that Bess, I hollered at the impostea/ he posted as Qool; that made Qool his father./ And I went and told him that I was his pa/ I took it even further: called him Qoolout J-R./ And you used both of them tatacis against my boy 3:16/ so when I say you copied, now...do u see what I mean?/ Oh you don't? Well let's talk about another day/ I used the "Ether" intro, to address ya boy ghost K./ Soon as I turn around, you using that too./ I mean I should be the ghost because it's MY material./ Tell the truth Bess, that stuff was born in my mind./ Do you wanna be me? Cause those were my lines/ And I already called you a hoe; renaming you is move #2/ so now I wanna know, "What is it you wanna do?"/ Do you wanna be Qool-out, Qool-in or Qool under?/ Oh I get it, you wanna be Qool's lil brotha./ And just 1 more question, my new found son./ Tell me how many times you gonna say the word "dun"?/ Once again, you makin' me type L-O-L./ Just like that time you quoted Chino XL.

I spit nothing but the truth. Not 1 false line in there.

"Oh my God, it's him!" "Who, who is it?" THE BEST MOTHAFUCKAS!! Aiyo Q, nice spits dun. Once again may I ask, why are you just now startin' to battle.....nigga you should have been battlin' you got some mad punchlines. A, but don't think it's over I'll be back with my verse, I just have to go to class right now. "Nooooo, he's leavin'!" "Who, who's leavin'?" THE BEST MOTHAFUCKAS!!~1~

"you more faker than the background on the letterman show"-The Best

What up, vets? Damn is it damnit hot in this thread or is it me? The heat is really starting to heat up, wit Best and Qoolout spittin lyrical bars at each other, and my nigga Hillis....I was on the floor cryin when u was spittin dat HA verse towards Bob/Rob and now Rob/Bob callin everyone out, Damn, the Nas vs Jay-z beef aint nuthin compared to what's going on this thread, and that's why it's the hottest. What up, H-Wood? 3:16(WHAT!??), I wonder what Stone Cold is gonna do tonight? Can't wait. Anyone see Kobe vs Reggie Miller?? Miller said Kobe has issues to worry about and the fight had nuthin to do with the game or basketball. Kobe started when he made that 3 pointer and said something like, "How do you like that"? Miller said something, and Kobe swung at him. Miller must have said something about Kobe's mother or wife or someone he cared about, cuz Kobe started the whole thing by trash talking. He can dish out but cant take any verbal jabs. Anyway, how do they both get 2 days suspended and Kobe only had to pay 2000 more dollers than Miller even though He swung at Miller first?? I dont even like Miller but I want everything to be fair. Now back to music, my favorite club song right now is "Pass da Courvosier Pt 2" by Busta Rhymes&Diddy. Dat beat is hot as hell. Well i'm out but will be back.

"I aint a killa but dont push me/Revenge is the sweetest joy next to gettin pussy/" 2-Pac

"Life ills/Poisoned my body i used to say 'fuck mic skills'/I've never prayed to God but prayed to Gotti/" Jay-z

"You think you gettin girls now just cuz of your looks? Negro please" Nas

hillis lol you think i took all that time to write that??? ok you know that shit was tight thats why you tried to go all out on me.well its time i put you bigj and qoolout to rest!

hillis always talking about about b-ball/yet hes only 4 feet tall/waiting on his boys to give him a call/always the last one picked on a team/his shots getting anywhere close to the basket is just dream/like row row row your boat the life you post aint always what is seems/qoolout always trying to act all calm and cool but always ends up being a fool/best is using you like a tool/trying to name your freestyles? well heres mine/its called "hillid&qoolout aint worth a dime/quit wasting my time you corny ass motherfuckers fail to rhyme/

B stands for how im bullying you all O stands for me and robs organized crime B stands for the brief moment you had the upper hand

Verse two and it aint cute/hillis monkey ass plays the flute/always trying to fuck a man in an acute angle/come to my hood and you get strangled/my ryhmes are sick but yours are just mangled/trying to fuck with bob n rob? that wont happen/after im done you all will start clappin/i dont know what your doing but im rappin/hillis hear some bumping in the next room?/thats just your mom im just tappin/qoolout live in dc?/bitch ass still stuck on some mc hammer/

hey quool that was a mad tite verse,l geuss l underestimated you.bob why is it thet you claim to be on the same side as Rob but he never even mentions your name.ALL l use "l" instead of "i" because in some fonts its not possible to tell the difference between an "l" and an "I"..(thats the last time you'll see me type that.).its mad hot all up in this thread and the smell of beef is makin me hunger for a bar-b-q.Can anyone school about the speach that ice-t gave when he mentioned that pac shot himself in the nuts with his glock(the time when he was shot in NY)and he also added(the stupid nigga didnt even know how to use the shit.

What up peeps? Wiz, man you bring some wild stuff to the board. I never heard that story about Pac and Ice T. Tell me where I can read that info, if you know. And why was you sleepin on me? LOL, still we str8. Sup J-Dolo? And Bob, you gets no mention yet. You're just a guest on here. I repeat to every other poster: "Should I flow on this fool Bob or just keep laughin at him?" And Best, I just started because I was never called on; you get props, but I'm ready for round 2. I'm out. Oh yeah, did y'all see who won the Miss America thing? That's right, Miss D.C.

uh oh, Hillis! U done did it now!! Bob/Rob is comin at ya hard now. These cats aint playin no more! They tired of you makin fun of their Ha verse and now they done gone straight serious, callin you out and everyone else!! You my nigga though and i'm sure you'll handle it well. Uh-oh, I smell Qoolout vs Best battle in the works.

"Aint nuthin better than the smell of gunpowder in the air."--Marlon Waynes "Dont be a Menace to South Centr...."

Lyrical battles have been around for atleast 20 years, and the internet battle is just part of the next step in the evolution of Hip- Hop. Whether they're friendly or not-so-friendly, mostly everyone knows (or should know) that words are words and if no one can take the heat, to get out of the oven...or is that the stove, or kitchen...IT DOESNT MATTER WHERE U CAN GET OUT OF!(Damn I need to stop watching wrestling lol!)Of course there aren't any real beefs on this thread, but the battle for Lyrically Supremacy on this thread is real, and as long as we have the battle aspect on the board, this site will always shine above others. And the topics are straight too as long as it has something to do with the Hip-Hop world (basketball, football, "black sports",A.I (not Karl Malone), etc. To all my vets, I give ya the 21 gun salute (bang!bang!bang!bang!bang!bang!bang!bang! bang!bang!bang!bang!bang!bang!bang!bang!bang!bang!bang!bang!bang!)I'm out but be back later. Peace!

Oh yeah, I'm out like feces when,...well, ya know.

"Fuck Jay-Z!"--Tupac sample from Nas's "Ether". Sorry I had to throw that one in. One.

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN everyones gettin knocked the fuck out.

yo Q that car in the glass on the first island is my fav too and i think its the fastest one on there. ima try the mission a few more times cuz i havent gotten the chance to play it at all since the first time i tried it. i hope on part 4 they get some more rap music on there. lol i would die laughing if they had either on that shit. and id like to see you embarass Bob's bitch ass

Bob you flamin homo sexual. you make that police dude look good. haha you might as well quit while your ahead.

HAHAHAHA KOBE'S PUNK ASS GOT PUSHED OVER THE BROADCASTING TABLE!! damn i thought reggie miller was a straight punk but damn i guess Isiah done gave him a different attitude. and its funny how everyone says jason kidd should get mvp but the only reason they sayin that is because there team is winning. if the sixers where number one everyone would say iverson deserves mvp, if the celtics were everyone would say pp deserves it. but all i know is Ben Wallace had better get defensive player of the year.

This bob motherfucker reminds me of that bitch R-son aka 50 cents lol

"You don't gotta slap me five or give me a hug But it hurts when you gotta kill a nigga you love But I'm gone deal wit my enemies sooner Cause I got'em looking for my solo album like Kennedy Jr."-Jadakiss

"We that heat that can't be froze We that burn that leaves you cold We them guns you can't unload We that platinum, not that gold We them niggas you just can't touch We them niggas that's just too much Y'all don't wanna fuck with us We them niggas, murderers"-Ja Rule

"Bitch ass niggas think its all about Versace A week later them niggas talkin about (Yo, X got me) I thought he was my man, but he act like he ain't know me I knew he had the joint, but I didn't wanna make him show me"-DMX

I spit when I spit/Time to get what I should get/Cuz when Hillis spits it's shit/How ya talk about skillz when ya playin with kids/Everytime i see ya flow i be takin a piss/Qoolout talks about how everyone bites off him/But he be tryin to bite Best's dick often/My only competition is the "Best" up here/but all the other rest up here/Is mess up here/This nigga Qool be tryin to walk the streets iced out/Not knowin the walk, so put the price out/To get you stuck and punch yo lights out/Or catch ya car in the night and snatch ya wife out/You got me pissed off,frontin and ya whole clique's soft/If ya had a Roly on,I might cut ya wrist off /Then lick off,and slide ya bitch off/I hope ya ready for the kick off/I done sold coke,sold crack,sold smoke, sold smack/There aint no kind of time- out,once I climb out/The garbage can, wit 2 nines out, and blow ya spine out!!!/

Holla at ya boy, bitch!!!! Hillis, you can get it too! Qoolout, you can get it too! Big J, you can get it too! Best, u my boy but eventually the two "Bests" will have to clash at the top.The rest of ya, ya straight doo-doo And Qoolout, tomatoes??? That's what they be throwin at ya everytime you try to spit a rhyme. Hillis, tell ya mom I said "Be easy, I'll be there later to twizz da peezeah!".

"There aint no such thing as half-way crooks/Scared to death and scared to look/Ya shook" Mobb Deep

First off a little lightweight material for the thread of all threads...

"I'm through wasting my time with you HA!/this comeback might not even rhyme HA!/not puttin any effort into dissin Bob HA!/no one in this thread resects you HA!/embarassin you is not worthy of props HA!/we laugh at you HA!/don't try and write real verses because it's too late HA!/your Ha remix is still fresh in our minds HA!/you're jealous HA!/I get respect HA!/you ride Wack Rob's dick and he ignores you HA!/that hurts HA!/takin shots at me and Qool and Best HA!/but they don't give you half a bar HA!/I had pity on you HA!/cuz you sucked HA!/thought I'd give you a purpose HA!/you took it and ran with it HA!/I'm glad you're about somethin now HA!/keep talkin bout us HA!/we find you hysterical HA!

B stands for the way you "B"ow down to the thread vets, O is for you and Rob's "O"rganized homosexual activity, and B is for the "B"riefs that Rob wears that you think are so adorable...

Now to slightly more serious matters...

"I usually like to joke, but today I'll spit facts/and explain to this thread why I call Rob wack//I was takin a stroll around the old place we posted/and I noticed how "upcharge@hotmail.com" tiptoed in so he wouldn't get roasted//"Hey everybody, I'm Rob, and I'm new to this thread/I wanna talk about Nas and Jay, is that cool wit you heads?"//But we ignored you, so you disappeared, upset and neglected/curled up with lil BOOB Bob, and told him how you felt rejected//so you studied how me and Best went at each other spittin acid/you emailed 3:16 for pointers, cuz ya rhymes were so placid//so you hit the weights, came back, and brought Bob with you/but you came unprepared for how this whole mob hit you//tryin to hide your sadness, throwin lil barbs when you post on this site/but if we start tradin shots, you'll take the most in this fight//Best dicked you lyrically, and widened your asshole/so now gettin lyrically fucked by H3K is your next goal?//after I'm done hittin, who's next to hit? Qoolout or J-Dolo?/3:16, wiz, or Big J? sigh, you're a poor ho//you gettin more dick than Jenna Jameson/I know it hurts when pops looks at you and says, "I'm ashamed, son"/and yeah, I keep callin you out; you spelled "THRONE" wrong/and I was disgusted with your obsession with lil kids knees mentioned in your first song//I admit, I come every day and post on this thread/but unlike YOU, when I leave, I got a clear head//admit it, we're your guilty obsession, and it's plain to see/that's why you no longer refer to yourself as Rob-bre//we made fun of the B-R-E, and you promptly dropped it/thread vets run you, Rob, so please just stop it..."

Just the facts, ma'am. Just the facts...

Qoolout and The Best: this looks like the beginning of a beautiful friendship. Or an extremely nice battle. Either or. J-Dolo, I be havin fun writin those HA spits. I'm glad you be rollin. And I be havin fun smashin on these Eddie Kane ass niggas. You can tell this Wack Rob character is fairy tale. How many times is this nigga gon call me and Best a couple? Damn, niggas wore that out on the last thread, and here this nigga is tryin to bring it back. I bet this nigga sport a Mr. T mohawk. I pity the fool who crosses Rob-bre!

If Shaq gave Kenyon Martin a nickname, would it be "The Big Flagrant Foul?" But you know who I feel for in the midst of all of Kenyon's flagrant fouling? People feelin sorry for T-Mac and others, fuck all them. You know who I really feel for? Who I REALLY feel for?

Juwan Howard.

Cuz you know Juwan was King of the Flagrant Foul until Kenyon took his crown! Juwan's like, "What about me? I could have ended Derek Anderson's career! What's T-Mac got to do with it?!"

J-Dolo, I see how you quotin my nigga The Rock, so this is for you and the millions (AND millions!) of H3K's fans all chanting his name... (Hillis! Hillis! Hillis!...)

I'm out like "every woman Hillis ever met..." No wait, that's not it. Here it is... "Nooooo, he's leaving !" Who, who's" - wait a minute... that's not it... Hmmmm... ok, here it is... "AM OUT! ONE!" Damn, that's not either... How about this... "Great Britain, straight spit-" No that's not it. How about, "I'm bout to leave this thread HA!" No. Hell no. That damn sure ain't it... Here it is... the most eletrifyin outro in the entire thread...

I'm out like Kobe Bryant and Reggie Miller for another game. Peace!

Can't people let the great retired veteran live!?! I just had to come back and see how my Fam was. I see a lot of people giving some shoutouts, others taking shots and yet others trying to imitate me( nice try mijo!) Big shouts to Qoolout(you took a few shots at me while I was gone, I forgive you. Oh yeah Ko Samui is in Thailand) Hillis, Que fue papito!! You still have me rolling. Hollywood, you got a lot more respect, you deserve it!. Steph, the Queen B good to see your still on. The Worst(Best), Im sorry man I just had to say it it's a reflex. You just keep getting funnier!!. BigJ still repping Queens, I was in Roosevelt the other day, damn its changed..J-dolo whats happening man!! Almost forgot about my mate 3;16, cheers bro!!. Thats about it for now, Im not gonna throw my hat in the ring(just yet) but I smell something brewing b/t Q and The Worst(Best). I will addresss those who have slandered my name in due time. I don't wnat to do it but I may have to continue with the lesson plan. I believe we are on lesson #4...I close the show like the champ that I am...Hasta La Victoria Siempre...Manny Guevara...Ecuador 2002!!!!!

Back again wit some more flow, dunnee...

"H3K was the first on this thread to start beef/unfortunately my nigga LOX, Big J, and The Best were receiving my hate speech//still, I paved the road for Anny, Chesney, and Willis/I'm not claimin I created em, the door was just opened by Hillis//without me, would we have witnessed the funniest shit ever seen?/that's right, BOOB's Ha mix, y'all know what I mean//what about The Best and his metaphors that cut/or Great Britain, straight spittin, my nigga 3:16 WHAT?!/if I hadn't teased Qool about hoops, would we know that nigga was nice?/y'all can thank me for all memorable battles on and off the mic//H3K started this online rappin with his brand of animosity/had niggas runnin for dictionaries, thesauruses and glossaries//all you other cats tryin to advance, I gave you a purpose to post/If not for Hillis 3000 internet spittin wouldn't have made this thread the G.O.A.T.//So I'm not surprised when Wack Rob comes in here and tries to be me/you copied my style, you study it every evening//why you startin beef with The Best? yawn, I did that a while ago/and I know when The Don mentions your name, you smile you ho//what's next? you gon start a b-ball battle with Big J, 3:16, and Qoolout?/I know you're sad cuz you're overlooked and I preach to a full house//like I gave Bob a purpose, I can give you some worth//Hillis saves! seek me, and I'll heal all your hurt//when you posted on the old site, you didn't want war/as a matter of fact, you left discouraged, you couldn't take being ignored//then all of a sudden you return? all of a sudden you brolick?/what happened? your boyfriend Bob wasn't up for another late night frolic?//I gave Bob a reason; he's now this thread's lyrical clown/so now you can be the thread's ho, and we'll all pass you around//The Best and I went first, we already lyrically fucked you/Qoolout, 3:16, wiz, Big J? y'all want some cuz Rob-BRE sucks, too//get it? he sucks? please pardon the pun/anything else left to say? nope, H3K is done..."

Damn! A nigga is so fucking bored! VU is on spring break, and I ain't have no money to go nowhere, so I'm stuck on campus with no one here. I'm at work right now (actually, I'm in my room - I'm supposed to be downstairs watching the doors) and it's damn 4am. But it's tight ass pay. $7.25 to just sit there... or not... but I'm still gettin paid.

H3K has finally come back to the internet. I got a TV show here at VU and it's the tightest! Everybody loves watching us act silly. If y'all want to see your boy H3K, go to www.vanderbilt.edu/vtv and click on "Collard Greens and Cornbread" Y'all can check us out.

I'm out like Kenyon Martin will be if he keeps on flagrant fouling niggas. Peace!

Forgot some shit...

Rob-BRE (why don't you still address yourself as that?), you got one wack post every one post average, and that's so LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!

I hope y'all niggas know I ain't tryin to take credit for none of the stuff y'all done said, I'm just sayin I gave y'all a window to use the classic stuff y'all spat. It's all love, though.

I'm out like Mario Lemeuix for the season. Peace!

Was that a Manny sighting?

Well we have Manny back? This is a getting back to the good old days, this is getting better every minute. Welcome back Manny. Well it seems we have some very prominate battles going on here. So may I introduce you to "Lyrical Forum Battle 2002" for our first match we have a very good good card ladies and gentalmen. No doubt that this is abig one indeed. In one corner we have a man that has been in the ring for a while. He is no spring chicken when it comes to battling. He is Hillis "I am out like, you are going to Knocked out" H3K and his opponet he is sertainly up for the challenge. He is the man that brought you HA, He is Bob "I will beat the shit out of you if you call me boob". Wow very action packed! And the next match is match in the making, in one corner we have The king of QOOL, He is Qool "Don't steal my punch lines or qoutes" OUT. And his opponet sertainly is the self prclaimed Best of this forum. He is Best "Holla went out in the 90's"

And comming soon Qoolout may have a score to settle with current foe Bob. This is the battles of the year! -- This my lame dumb ass trying to sound like a fake Don King.

What's up Inet fam? H-Wood was that you because I see the email is different? Hillis, sorry you gotta be in that fight that nobody watches. You know how the main event is the one everyone wants to see, but the one before that is the one with the nobodies. But you already proved yourself on here, so I'm not saying you are a nobody, but it's like an NBA player vs. a high schooler. And the student is in the 10th grade. Bob keep talking, you're funny to me, but I'm not givin you a flow; you're not worthy. Was that really Manny? People figured I fell off because I didn't get any real beef since board number 1. But I'm proving I'm Still-matic, lol. Y'all get it? Now people trying to use the name in vain, maybe even those I have already defeated. (Slick shot or harmless line?) Hillis, I thought I did trademark #2 before you started flowing. I don't know, but I am 100% sure you were beefing before I was. Oh yeah, your last few flows were tight, but you are wasting your skills on that clown bob. I mean you are wasting your SKILLis, lol. You get props for using that the other day too. Big J, I think I'll let him be. You had me laughin about R. Miller. Everybody tells me that he's soft. He wasn't having that from Kobe. See, he's just qool, but if you try to carry him the coolness leaves. And that man is the king of trash talking, but Kobe wants that crown, lol. J Dolo, did you type "bang" 21 times, lol? Where is 3:16? Holla

Quool before l forget,heres a link to the pac/ice-t shit.lam actually looking for a website with the exact speech transcribed.

http://www.hitemup.com/news/viewnews.cgi?newsid1014541222,69945,

Nice to see that bob is pulling his pants up a little.but it will be a very long time before the HA verse is forgotten.even if Bob signs with ROC niggaz can still come to this thread and see his humble beginnings.Am l the only one who wants to smack camron for startin to sound like Jigga just coz he has joined ROC).

This is what Hussein fatal(Pac's outlaws) thinks about nas...... the initial question was "whatya gonna do when you get outa jail"

HitEmUp: Focus on rap and stay out of the streets. Fatal: Focus on rap and say out of the, I'm a be a real rapper, you can call me a studio gangsta now, I'm gonna be like Nasty Nas or Mobb Deep or something like that. (Laughing) HitEmUp: Some how I doubt it. Fatal: Those niggas don't never break the fucking law, that son of a bitch. Haha, word up. Until the time come when uh, I ain't really mad at niggas that are out there breaking the law but you know, hey, I done did that man, I already did that, it's done man. And them niggas, I heard on the internet there's like a site, that say I'm an unofficial Outlaw, or some shit like that. I mean, I am the Outlawz, point.....

So much for escobar.

Apologies...thats Qool (not Quool). Some busta runned off with the beats fo canibus fund....you see,thats why our people never have nothin,coz we dont support each other.

Doing this to Destroy and rebuild seemed kinda appropriate...

...This is journey into the worlds most largest and notorious thread; Throwdowns. Listen while 3:16 saves his thread from the most cowardest bitches....

...I'm the hottest one doing this so I start the hit/stick around fellas while I explain some shit/giving you a run down on the boy kids love to ROB/with his weak ass lines, you guessed it - Bob/came on the thread trying to start violence/couldn't handle the shit so he's out like non-complience/see me in the street then suck my hand- held appliance/made your name on a computer like some kind of WIERD SCIENCE/Shit, Boob's his name of choice or is it an alias/however much you read it theres no chance of recreating this/Now I got to take the thread back to when it first started/stepped on the muthafucker and the growth could not be charted/so 3:16 has to clean up what this muthafucker left me/next week, dun is forgot about like his name was Chesney/ride rough like DMX/REAL RECOGNISE REAL, normally calm but you getting me vexed/I known I can beat you every one of these times/YOU knew that I beat you when you laughed in your rhymes/NOW HE GOT JEALOUS AND MAD AT MY SHINE, HA!/MAKING SILLY TAPES I'M ALWAYS ON HIS MIND, HA!/come on Bob Hope what are you trying to find, HA!/Boob for the record I took your mom from behind, HA!/Bitch I'd kick your ass, you end up another casulty/but this thread we gotta have unity

They say; the thread is over the thread is over, nah this is the time we destroy and rebuild it/they say; the thread is over the thread is over, Nah we the strongest thread, but weak niggaz kill it/so they say; the thread is over the thread is over, nah this is the time we destroy and rebuild it/they say; the thread is over the thread is over, nah we the strongest thread but its cowards that kill it

Since we on the subject of silly muthafuckers/Boob aint the only faggot at the moment starting ruckus/Lil' J tried to diss me when he know he cannot/like when Qoolout was holding down the Manny-Anny spot/Never saw eye to eye since I started my saga/came up with this while I was sipping on lager/that dont matter now you clowns know what I meant/didn't sell your mom a bag, sold a whole shipment/He was scared of little white kids and would hide every day/from "J Hobson" to "Big Gay", now he's "little J"/stood on street corners giving his ass away/but none of the other kids wanted to play/Squirell tried to test me, man dick riding squilrell/nuthin' else to say man, Squirell tried to test me

ahh.. Back with ass niggaz in fear, fuck them niggaz go head with the program man, proceed

Kazper the freindly bitch wanted to start war/so her rank moved up from ho to whore/bitch you aint write that you stole Nelly Furtado's note book/so I could kill you with a lyric or kill you with a meat hook/K to the A-Z, P to the E-R?/I set to run you down after I hotwired your dads car/but the engine only gave out the slightest murmur/and Kazper is still a pussy so i'ma call him Kaz-purr...

WHAT!

Shit I would do the whole thing but its too damn long, ah well... Bob Hope, Bob, Boob, Bobbit, Wobbit, Wabbit, whatever muthafucker, battle of the bests? you retard! that happened when ME, BEST, and HILLIS were at war, days of Apocolypse i think it was called....

Wassup peeps, shit, did I miss anything? Hillis (and any of the rest of you) you cant give me grief if MY Wildcats dont win in the final, I wont be playing, I fucked up my knee (reoccuring ligament and cartiledge injury), but I'm sure my man Happy can fill in as 2 guard!

Damn, was that Manny? He popped up faster than premature ejaculation! If it was, wassup Manny, how your travels been?

Shout outs to the usual vets...

"I would use the F word, but Ice Cube got the copyright" - MC Serch

Peace

Damn, Bob! It's like that?! I see his lyrics are getting there, even callin out heads. This battle is off the heezey for-sheezy. Yo, Hillis, what up my nizzee? 3:16, that shit was hot and I imagined it wit the "Destroy and Rebuild" beat and to me it sounded hot. This nigga Austin got his ass whooped again. He'll get his revenge. Oh shit, I'm almost late for work. Be back later, vets.

"Life's a bitch, and then you die/Thats why I get high cuz you never know where you gonna go".--A.Z

hahahaha 3:16 you and bob is like that 50 cent mother fucker! and "Big Gay" is getting more tired than "The Back". corny ass mother fucker gotta spit the same shit hes been spittin since the old thread. lol this punkass should get a record deal, im sure any cd you would put out would sell well. yeah it would have a bunch of people laughing and would make an excellent coaster or frisby. lol

DAMN!!!!!!

THE THREAD'S PICKED BACK UP!!!!!! Niiiiiice!!!! I been reading it and mad shits been happening up on here! 3:16's back, Qool's battling, and Manny came back?!??! Wuz that the real Manny??? I wonder.....it sure as hell sounded like him tho.

All the reminiscing of funny shit had me LMFAO. It wuz hilarious. And Q!!! Damn that wuz a nice verse. Oh and that dude nwp or wtv his name wuz who posted the link to the Boondocks comic, does anyone read that on here???????? I read it like fuckin every day, I love it!!!!! Its hilarious! It wuz talks about like everythin goin on, ya i know its a comic strip but for real! u all should read it. Heh 3:16, my bball team's in the finals too! Yea nothin that major seeing as how its girls high school ball but to me its big!!!! Anywayz we should win...hmmmm wwhat else. Bob, all I have to say is fuckin GIVE IT UP. That Ha remix?!?!! I wuzn't laughing I wuz feeling sorry for you for actually thinking it wuz good!!! Hillis yours wuz tight tho. Anywayz I'm out for now! Shoutouts to Qool(u got your beef ;) ), J-Dolo, 3:16 (welcome backkk!!), Best, Hillis, Big J, Hollywood, and to SecondSage and LOX, wherever they are!

"Oh my God, it's him!" "Who, who is it?" THE BEST MOTHAFUCKAS!! What tha deal vets and everybody else. Man I swear dun, pledgin' is no joke.....THA SHIT'S BROLIK AS FUCK!! But you know me wo, I must handle mine cause there's no crab/bitch nigga this way for real for real. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know niggaz is awaitin' the verse, so without further adue(spellin') here it is....

Aiyo, Check it:

Honestly Q, do you know who you battlin' with?/ Allah of metphors, blessed with this lyrical gift/ You couldn't SEE me in a battle with BINOCULAR strength/ I'm too DEEP you'll DROWN tryin' to follow my SPITS/ you and tightness are opposite like nonfiction and myths/ my worst freestyle's deminish ya BEST written shit/ Too advanced, your left alone in the depths of the midst/ I respond viciously, shit's about to get wreckless/ the mic CORD'S around my neck, I SHINE more than ya necklace/ aiyo my pen is dymanite, it can explode any second/ upsettin' ya internal form without touchin' intestines/ exit ya shape and you'll know what the meanin' of rest(death) is/ simplistic verse, basically labeled aight/ the only QOOL thing about it, is that it's perfectly typed(LOL)/ lyrically and metaphorically it's a blasphemous sight/ and it's obvious that you're not very familiar with mics/ fartin' out the mouth again, sayin' that I've taken ya style/ you got this shit all BACKWARDS like the FLOW of the NILE/ this dispute has been discussed, argued, and wisely debated/ and we came to the conclusion that you didn't create it!/ so all that "takin' my style" talk, NIGGA YOU CAN JUST SAVE IT!!/ I'm about to dead this battle before it reaches round three/ you're not on my level, lyrically tryin' to underhand me/ If I STOOD OVER YOU, you still wouldn't UNDERSTAND ME/ I'm out cause I'm even gettin' sick from my own flow/ and the real Q'S I know rep PURPLE AND GOLD!!......ONE MYSELF......"Noooo, he's leavin'!" "Who, who's leavin'?" THE BEST MOTHAFUCKAS!!~1~

"Yall niggaz is pussy, I squeeze and vaginas bleed"-Cormega

It was Bitten (vol 5) You bit my style and I wanna say it no more/ and if you want exacts facts, re-read V. number four/ I thought he would diss me, so I'm reading and waitin'/ But for most of his post "BESS is the greatest."/ Come on dog, that bostin' gettin' old/ As well as that "he's leaving, blah blah" outro/ I don't care if you come with metaphors similes, or rhymes/ Your flows lack fact, and you say they're better than mine?/ Now you speaking about 22's, but never ever saw a hostler./ It's time to smell the Folgers you know Qool will roast ya./ And dogg, it's because I am the qoolest/ you name me a vet that I ain't influenced./ I ain't gonna lie, they influence me too,/ But you took way too much; if this was court I'd sue./ Because you're a Qool quotin' fool, but you don't site your source./ You ain't the Best on the thread, get off that high horse./ And you ain't in a frat, you sorority sister./ Mor-is-Breast or the Bess- that alone elements mister (Mr.)/ But I respect my black woman & I respect your religion./ But save the Allah talk, because I am a Christian./ See how I can kill, everything that you say?/ You beating Qool? Ha; it'll be a cold day./ How could you even think to call yourself Best/ after Steph called you puss and you ain't even contest?/ After I asked my boy to go easy on his enemy?/ You know who he be; he claims Tennesess./ If it wasn't for Qool, he'd still be killin ya/ And I speak for much of the thread, when I say we ain't feelin ya./ And it's mainly when you say it's your board/ Like Bob, it's been ignored but I'm tellin ya, "your not our lord"./ And when you mentioned Arlington, that was too funny,/ because it's in Virgina; I live-in D.C., dummy./ Somebody go get this man a map./ That line had me laughin' more then "THE BACK"./ I could probably put out a tape with all them bloopers./ Blame it on a drunken stupor when I drop you like King Koopa/ I advise you to go at another vet/ or as you call em' a "new comer"/ Cause you ain't ready yet/ you gettin' jammed like the summer./ You beefed with about 99% of the board, that proves you are hated,/ And you come BACK for more, that proves you can take it./ But what was on your mind/ when you sat at that PC and challenged East Double 9? (east997)/ Like the licks on toosie rolls, we may never know, SUCKA/ And who am I addressin'? (WHO? WHO? WHO IS IT?) Yeah, that Bess MOTHA.... You know the rest.

I don't know where they found you Segal but your flow is my anyway, so don't bite the hand that feeds you- Jadakiss

Yup, this is the 'One and Only', yours truly-Manny G...I must say you roaches can flow, I am not even gonna get into that kind of battle..The Worst(Best) your not bad fella. Your pledging right? Lot of my people are Sigmas and Alphas. You must be going through some rough shit, wait till you get branded. And then your going to start doing your little dance. Cute. I was an honorary member of Phi Iota Alpha, the Latino Frat. Fuck that was years ago...Anyway, Qoolout you are really taking the influecing thing to an extreme.Lil' man you did not influence anybody....3:16, my travels went well did all of South East Asia, Vietnam and Cambodia are the places to hit up. At least my favorite. Thailand has great Islands Ko Samui,Ko Phangnang and Phukett are all great. Malaysia is expensive, KL the capital is dope...Steph, tu sabes como son los Latinos, nunca jugamos...Well gotta get back to work kids, Dad will be back later. So Behave...Hasta La Victoria Siempre...Manny Guevara...

Uh... I thought this was supposed to be a friendly battle...

"Just sit back and watch this new battle unfold/but H3K seen this comin awhile ago//Qoolout felt plagiarised and he made mention/The Best was offended, and I felt the tension//they said it was all fam, but I knew the love wasn't real/I watched them both position themselves to move in for the kill//Best made the challenge, and said it'll be friendly/but I don't think this will finish with a happy ending//Qoolout claimin The Best stole his style/The Best believes Qoolout's accusations are wild/who's wrong? who's right? H3K will not be the judge/he'll just sit back and watch these niggas shoot lyrical slugs//my words are prophetic: Qool vs. Best will be classic/watch these veterans strategize with new lyrical tactics//good luck to both men, don't get caught slippin/lettin down your guard could bring a lyrical ass-whippin//so gentlemen continue, please don't stop/here's a question for the spectators: who'll be the first to drop?"

3:16, my nigga, WHAT?! That Destroy and Rebuild thing was comical... but true. That's what makes it so good. It's so real. Well, I'm stayin out of the brewing battle between you and Big J cuz both y'all is straight with me. But that shit about BOOB, kazper, and Rob? Excellent! Kazper ain't been seen for days, though. I guess he "got ghost." Get it? And Bob? Who is this rudy poo?! But the funniest part was the shit about Squirrel Police. What happened to that nigga? Maybe he was Harrison Bush! But for real, you need to play for your Wildcats. Just stick it out one more game for the team. Win one for the Gipper...

Another thing, let me set the record straight. I am NOT (repeat: NOT) in any type of battle with Bob, Boob, Bobby, Bobbit, Wabbit, Wobbit or whatever the fuck he calls himself or any more nicknames 3:16 gives him. I'm just entertainin y'all by making fun of him. I haven't been in a real battle since the old thread, and the vets know about that. Kazper, Rob, Bob, movenistic... them spits was for my entertainment and anybody else who was feelin me. Yep, for entertainment purposes only! These niggas couldn't fuck with me if I spit my lines in French. What does that mean? I don't know, but it sounded tight in my head... For real though, them niggas was just a way for me to improve my flow a little. But I've battled with Qool, 3:16, and The Best: the only niggas worthy of a H3K bar. It may have been lightweight with Qool and 3:16, but it was memorable (SKILLis, diss member, etc). I'm through beefin. I'm cool with the good "beefers" so why waste my time with the rest of these Eddie Kane jr. ass niggas? I'll just give losers like BOOB a reason to return and entertainment the G.O.A.T. of all threads in the process when I smash on who? You guessed it, them Eddie Kane jr. ass niggas. They lack the SKILLis to fuck with Hillis who was once called Willis...

I'm bout to dip like snuff. Peace!

Wait a minute... That wasn't right... That's not how it goes. How did I do it? Oh yeah...

I'm out like Doc Rivers after he was ejected from the Pacers game. Peace!

This is starting to pick right the fuck back up. I dont want to take all the thanks for my "best ice" question doing it, (cos none of you answered apart from j-dolo) but it must of had something to do with it!

Wassup Manny, One of my friends is in Vietnam right now teaching English to little kids, and i'm going back to Brazil to see some more of the lovely ladies! STEPH! WHERE THE FUCK WERE YOU?!? good to see you back, and good luck with the b-ball. It appears my knee might get better... I can see it now, 3:16 returns from injury to light up 40 points including a clutch 3 pointer to win the final! ahhh... Q, your rhymes are getting better, how come you never showed it on the first thread? Hillis, i'ma let you in on a secret... Kaz-purr, Bob Hope and Squirell puh-leeze are the same damn person!

"Straight spittin'/Great Britain"

I'm out like...

Peace

Wiz, thanks for that site info, but I didn't see anything about Ice- T. When you can, tell me what I need to click on to see it. What up Steph? I thought you were gone. The Boondocks are tight! I need to read it more often but I forget sometimes. She's right, y'all should check that out. Thanx for the props on the flow. Big J, I gave Bob half a bar, LOL. 3:16, I like that remix. Big J had me lol'in when he called a cd a coster. Hillis, you're right about the B-Ball jokes. Does that mean you discovered me? LOL, okay, just don't try to give me one of them shady 51/49 deals, lol. 3:16, you be gettin' tore up dog; you must be back in forth in the hospital. Thanx for them props and I guess I was just chillin' on the 1st board. Now I'm thinkin about doing an "Exit Pac, Enter Makaveli" transformation, lol. Manny, come on now. I ain't even came at you, let's keep it that way. You been M.I.A. so you wouldn't know what I'm talking about. Matter fact... say what you want, you getting put on half a bar status. On a parting note, I heard that Nas put a new song on his last CD and if you got it around the 1st week, you don't have this song. Anybody got any info on this? Holla. Oh yeah, H3K, that last one you spat, that had to be one of your tighest and truest.

I have mentioned this before but ima do it again because its something that the new hip-hop world needs to stop doing. These motherfucking corny ass sons of bitches be tryin to remake *CLASSIC* ass songs and making em fucked up. Take the flava in ya ear by Ja Rule! if your gonna redo a song that had Busta Bust, Biggie Smalls and LL in it, the shit better be tight but hell no the shit had J-lo aka J-ho in it!! the fuck? and the other day i heard some song that had the "One More Chance" beat to it??? no songs by biggie or tupac should be redone ever. this kind of makes me think about what will happen to rap after most of my Queens niggaz retire and people like the LOX i doubt i could ever get into this Hip-pop shit.

Did anyone see that Keven Garnet commercial with Styles in it? it was aight i think it was a little bit better than the AI commercial.

Bob you crackhead how you gonna start puttin quotes at the end of your post? punkass i noticed you didnt mention me in that last fucked up flow.

Oh and did anyone see the special delivery remix???? i gotta hand it to Pshitty that was mad tight ima say its almost a classic but they needed one more appearence by someone, maybe Busta again.

"Menacin' methods label me a lethal weapon making niggas die witnessin' breathless imperfections can you picture my specific plan to be the man in this wicked land,underhanded hits are planned"-2Pac

Hillis, still using my name in his spits/ not realizing all the while, he's riding my dick/ sounding angry/ as if i torched his whole family/ a sensitive thug, in need of comfort badly/I'm sure "BEST" will comply/ wipe the tears from your eyes/ kiss you on your forehead and promise the pain will subside./ Your obsessed with ROB, my own personal "Stan"/ search the old thread for my posting like a queer with mad time on his hands/ your as real as a muslim with a mouthfull of ham./ I didn't realize i traumatized your pathetic as that much/ you say my name so often I only have to post once a month./ Glass jaw nigga, can't handle a punch?/ even calling out BOB, oblivious to the fact he's a stunt./ You aint a soldier/ trust that i'm ten times bolder/ collaps your weak frame and pop the head off your shoulders/Claiming that your joint are mad hot/ It's obvious to me that they're not/ This thread validates your existence/ without it you breath not/ Lyrically I'll dis-member you, render your life line flat/ no question I'll leave unharmed without a mere scratch/ Your a fuckin rat/ I'm thining the heard in this pack/ your the first layed flat/ do to the fact/ that you lack the substance of a king, plus your more puss than a cat/ Try and come back!

I owned you and sold you! if I was to be objective and rate the top spiters on this joint you wouldn't even be in the top 4 but still you claim to be a vet...Blah, blah, blah. Inconsequential attention seeker. I just gave you some. Now run along and play youngin.

Qool, I thik your the nicest on this joint. It will be nice to see you smash the shit out of "best". Whatever's good. One!

All of a sudden you brolick?

"This thread validates my existence? Ha, ha, that shit's cute/but let me interrupt you while you're pleasurin your pussy with a flute//read this question and if you're grown, you will answer/why did you drop that B-R-E like a malignant form of cancer?//you thought that shit was cool, but we proved it was lame/thread vets own you, Rob, got you changin your name//when I fuck with Bob, it's for my entertainment only/H3K loves to help out the sad, confused, and lonely//ridin my success got Bob noticed, and I can help you, too/but first I'll teach you to spell "THRONE" nigga, that's what I'll do//when you can spell it, then maybe I'll let you bow at my feet/bring yo gat or whatever; I bring a whole naval fleet//oh, by the way, Wack Rob, you ain't slick/tryin to make friends, now, is that why you wanna suck Qool's dick?/"I think you're nice, Qool" bitch, Qool doesn't like you/if Qool rated your lyrics he'd probably negative mic you//and it's convenient for you that Qool's battlin The Best/is that why you picked his dick and not one of the rest?/tried to be smooth, and give Qool a positive mention/now in return, you hope Qool will give you attention//but Qool already respects me, he responds when I post/does that hurt your feelings like when The Best put you on roast?/Rob fuckin BRE! did you think that was cool shit/you should change your name to Anny, damn, you want Qool's dick!//Robreana, you have now been exposed/The Best knocked out your teeth, and H3K broke your nose//3:16 blacked your eye, and even wiz fattened yo lip/if Qoolout doesn't holla back, you'll probably dip//you need to hit the weights again, you still look old and withered/if you was a character on the Simpsons, I'd say you were Smithers//you want Qool to be your Mr. Burns, but that's not excellent/you can't top H3K, you lack intelligence//now you can disappear again, like you did in December/and if you come back, 3:16, you can dismember..."

Get it? Diss memember?

Just the fact's ma'am, just the facts.

R-O-B get gunned up and clapped quick! Wack Rob get gunned up and clapped quick! Rob-bre get gunned up and clapped quick! Lyrically fucked by Best, 3:16, wiz, H3K and now you want Qool's dick? Bob's your man, so BOOB get gunned up and clapped quick! How many pleas to ride Qool's nuts are gonna come out your fat lips? You're glad H3K mentioned your name in some of his classics! A nigga that can't tell "THRONE" from "THROWN" fuck around get his ass kicked!

Rob, if you rated my spits and I wasn't in your top 4, I wouldn't be hurt. Cuz if those big fat floppy donkey dick rhymes you spit are supposed to be impressive (like the name Rob-bre), then I know you ain't got a clue. So please, keep me out your top 4.

Big J, I was feelin your last post more than these keys I'm typin on. What the fuck is up with these remakes? I mean, remakin old 60s is different cuz we weren't old enough to remember the initial impact. But PAC and BIG songs? I agree, they should be left alone. And a lot of other songs, too. Niggaz should use disgression. Disgression!

Qoolout, I don't need 51/49. But if you or Best or 3:16 or wiz blow up, just gimme 25%. Just 25, dawg! 3:16, my nigga (great Britain, straight spittin!) I answered your question about the ices. Scroll up a couple of days and look! Steph returns! What up, Miss Lady? Manny, what's da biz? You still causin contraversy? You know good and well, we ain't your kids! Best! Tell Big Bruh Nupe to leave you alone so you can post another verse. The thread is watching...

I'm bout go like a green light. Peace!

Oops! That's not it! Here it is...

I'm out like Elvis Grbac from the Ravens. Peace!

I wasn't going to comment on the Rob/ Hillis beef, but the time has come. 1st of all I gotta say thanx to Rob for givin me my props. 2nd, if we was going to say who had the best flow, it would vary. For example, some of us think Nas is the best while others say Jay. If you like stuff that will make you think, you might say Nas is better, if you like the bling bling rhymes, you may say Jay is better, thus there is no right or wrong answer. If you say I like a rapper who has plenty of metaphors and comparisons, you gonna want my current foe Best to spit for you. If you like some witty funny lines, then H3K is your man. If you want some factual lines that are explaining a point or topic, then ask for me. I think all of us use metaphors, wit, truth etc. but not as much as the other. We all seem to flow with a certain style or what have you, even the peeps I ain't mention like Rob and my dog 3:16 etc. So like Nas said "Ain't no best." If we all like different stuff then most likely we gonna say one person is great when another may think otherwise. Now, Hillis your about "seeing upcharge on the old board" that had me rolling, as well as your last rap. On the other hand Rob said some stuff too, that had me laughing. I'm not trying to get in it with either one of you all, but I will say I'd rather read anybodies rhymes over Boob's. Holla.

Just got ClassicNuts Vol 1, ofcousre it's dope. Qoolout, it was just a little jab no harm no foul, right? People ain't ready for M/Q II anyway...All the beefing aside for a minute let's talk about some shit here. Did Best of Both World's come out yet?? From what I been hearing on the radio, it's a tight album. R.Kelly got some problems with 14 year olds?? Jay-Z takes some shots at Nas. How do you NAs freaks feel about that?? I heard that fool Eminem is calling out some bands, anybody hear that?. Alright roaches, be good and behave. Papi will be home later....20ECUA02 20ECUA02 20ECUA02....H.L.V.S.-Manny Guevara

"I think the president put a price on my anus..." - Master P to the E- N-I-S

What up, peeps. Hillis here, with SHIT to do cuz he's on Spring Break but still stuck at Vandy. Damn! What y'all know about our girls winnin the SEC championship? What you mean you don't know? The girls? Women's college hoops? Vanderbilt! What you mean y'all don't watch? You don't know Zuzi Klimesova? Chantelle Anderson? What? What?

Speakin of HOOPS, I laid off the trash talk for a lil bit, but I'm back with more flow, dunnees! But hey! This shit really IS friendly trash talk, aiight? AIIGHT?!

"I know you're in a battle with an up and coming Nupe/but it's time to remind everyone why H3K's #1 at hoops//Hillis 3000 was here when ya put QS in front of ya name/why'd you drop it, Qool? why the sudden change?/called my boys in DC, they said QS stood for "Quiet Slop"/they say you keep your lips zipped cause your jumper never drops//well, Q, come study my J, bring a pen and a tablet/is the 997 in your email for your turnover per game average?//the moves I make have the crowd goin wild/I can't be stopped by a Juwan, Kenyon, or Oakley flagrant foul//so stop the trash talkin, QS, just "Qool" out/DC boys said on the court, they call you "Fool Pout"//I'm done with you, Qool, who's the next to get beat?/3:16 wantsome? please! he already said he can't compete//tell everyone what really happened to your knee/it fell victim to a crossover performed by me//I've ended careers, ankles have been broken/"Ouch! I'm done and finished!" are words my victims have spoken//and 3:16 has now been added to the long list/if he hadn't tried to guard me, his knee wouldn't have went rip//speaking of ripped, Qoolout, on defense I hound you/take 3:16, WHAT?! to the paint and I pound you//80 degreez when I tell you chumps "please/raise up of my N-U-Ts," points? y'all gets none on me//At ease, my skills like a 25 yr. old Mike Jordan/watchin you 2 niggas hoop is pure concentrated boredom//any of the rest of you cats hoop? y'all can get it, too/mainly Big J and J-Dolo, or any of the rest of you dupes..."

It's all love, I'm just keepin the lyrical juices flowin. Somethin for everybody I say. I expect AND look forward to 3:16 and Qoolout's responses. And Big J, I know you don't flow, but I'm listenin for you, too. J-Dolo? What's up?

Let me get this straight... This bitch Tweet is playin with herself? Damn, I'm tryin to get an unedited copy of that video. Did y'all know she was masterbatin? I thought she was at first, but Fabolous through me off.

Qool, Big J, I caught the Family Guy on FOX Thursday nights. Check it out, whodies.

I'm bout to "leaf(leave)" like Ryan. Peace!

Hold up, hold up, that ain't it. Here it is...

I'm out like "of style." Peace!

I hear ya Manny. We still on peace terms... 4now. Hillis, LOL LOL, that song had me stuck for a second too. I never saw the video. And the QS thing? LOL, those are just my initials. But since we going back in the day. Let's talk about when I saw you on another thread reppin' for your boy F-A-B. I saw you on there saying something like he kinda suspect, but he's still your boy. I remembered this when you quoted him a lil while ago. He ain't a rapper I'd really wanna listen to, but he has me lol'in from time to time. Example: "Everyday I'm freakin' ma you ain't goin' talk me to death just because you got free nights and weekends." LOL, another: Here's a new way to flirt, listen to the sound on the two way alert, it goes, doo doot, doo doot, doo doot... LOL. Aw, Hillis, let me stop clowing your boy. Y'all ever watch NYPD? The last joint was about a rapper who was beefin' with another rapper, who showed some childhood pics at a concert? I wonder where they got that idea. Hillis, I'm not even goin to respond to your B-ball disses right now, but I probably will eventually. "See, I feel that I should step away from the mic for a second, so when I come back, I'll have something to say." Naw, I'm just quoting Nas right there. But on the for real, Best gonna get 1 more flow outta me, maybe 2, then I'ma chill again...but until I flow on you again, tell "Ether" they don't want it. I trash talk just like my fave player and I can back it up like him. Ether some skeezers, lol. That might be volume 8 or 9. I just came up with that, no bull. Aw-ight, I'm out like "QS" from my early days.

To the rest, look out for east double 9 in a mailbox near you. You'll understand later.

LMAO @ Qoolout! Q, you know I wasn't reppin for ghetto "Fabolous!" It was actually Nelly... Wait a minute. That's even worse! But it was like you said, I wasn't claimin him, I was just sayin he must be doin somethin right. But for real, them Fab lines were funny, but nothin beats "Oops! There go my kids all over ya face." I gotta give that lame ass nigga some props for that one. Not all his verses suck big fat floppy donkey dick. LOL. Thanks for the props on both of my recent verses. I ain't tryin to pull you into a battle with Rob, but I just call it like I see it. The Best blasted Rob, and now you are battling The Best. So all of a sudden, Rob's in your corner. The nigga ain't had shit to say to you any other time he posted. But now that you're battlin his enemy, all of a sudden he shoutin you out. Looks fishy to me. But you a grown ass man capable of handling your own (everybody in the thread saw that loud and clear - even before the flowing), so you do what you do. The Best, we still anticipatin Qool vs. Best Round 3. Tell them Nupes you got bigger thangs in here to deal with. Hey Qool, you KNOW you wanna holla back at my b-ball verse. Ha, ha! It's whenever. Holla back, pimpin. Oh wait, my bad The Best. It ain't the 90s. I mean, uh, uh, fuck it, I'll use French. "Au revoir, les noirs!"

I'm out like Jordan for at least 9 more games. Peace!

Jay-Z & R Kelly's album dont drop til the 26th of this month...ive had this album for 3 weeks now, its bangin...if you guys want to download the album go to simplemp3s.com and download it, its the whole album, tracks 1-15......

What up, peeps. First off I will say that Connecticut got 2 TEAMS in the NCAA tournament; they are Central Connecticut State University and ofcourse UConn. Then my nigga Ryan Gomes (who plays for Providence) from Waterbury, Ct (where I'm from), gets on the Big East All-Rookie 1st Team. Right now, I am really proud to be from the state of Connecticut. I won't brag on my skills but I've played against Ryan Gomes in high-school and scored atleast 25 each time, but he shitted on me too! I've played against Lamar Odom (originally from NYC) in the state tournament when he played for St. Aquenis (Meriden, Ct), and they shitted on us (Kaynor Tech),and he was only a 6'4'' point guard back then!I cherish my high-school basketball memories. Anyways, Best vs Qoolout: Smashing metaphors vs smooth delivery. I'm not a big JA Rule fan but I'm really feelin his new song wit Mary J.

oooohhhhhh..... Will 3:16 make it to the bench on Monday night to join his team mates for the finals? DAMN! I got to go to my cuz's wedding on Saturday, come back home Sunday, rehabilitate Sunday night and hopefully be the 6th man or something... Mr H3K, I wont post up any rhymes in retaliation to yours until after my team has won... bet you cant wait. Yeah I know you answered the Ice question but I forgot when I wrote it.

Qool, you know muthafuckers keep stealing words and sentances from your repotoire, well, just to prove that it happens to the rest of us, who do you think was the first person to use the term "vets/veterans" up on here? huh... well... 3:16, thats who! WHAT?!? I said 3:16, THATS WHO!!!!! HAHA!

So on that note, I'ma leave you to chill with your bitches, I got Alicia Keys coming round with some strawberries and cream later. Shout outs to all the VETS! Hillis, Qoolout, Stone Cold J-dolo, Manny, Steph, Best, Hollywood J, etc. WHERE YOU AT LOX, I'M WRITING IN CAPS JUST FOR YOU DAWG!!!!!!

I'm out like my knee!

Peace

...And my main man AI torched the cavs by himself!! Is it me, or has my other boy Kobe been really aggressive lately??? Kobe is hungry for another title, and the only one that can match that hunger is AI (Damn i wish they were on the same team).KG will get one(when Shaq leaves).Vince Carter's hops alone wont get him the title. T-Mac is more of a complete player than Carter (It's not the same as sayin he's better, though). Anyways, here are some quotes:

"If I'm not better than BIG, I'm the closest one"--Jay-z

"I'm from where niggas pull your car,and argue all day about/Who's the best MC's, Big, Jay-z and Nas"--Jay-z

"Not positive,who's the best? Pac,Nas and Big."---Nas

"You's a notebook crook/With looseleaf beef/A backseat criminal that blast the heat/"---Prodigy

"Who's tale you tellin?/Are you frail or felon?/Were you makin sales or watchin niggas sellin?/---Cormega

"Somehow the rap game reminds me of a crack game"--Nas

"Who shot ya? You'd probably scream louder than an opera"--Prodigy

"I take this war shit deeply/ I've seen too many real niggas fall to let these bitch niggas beat/"--2Pac

And finally, a quote from from the Greatest of All Time.......

"Biggie smalls is the illiest/Your style is played out, like Arnold wondered "What you talkin about, Willis?/---B.I.G.

Peace,vets!

I'm out like a runaway slave (Hillis I know it was basic but it was the only thing I could think of lol)

"I take this war shit deeply/I've seen too many real niggas fall to let these bitch niggas beat me"--Tupac

Q here's the content of the document,l dont know why the link doesnt work.

Hey, the speech and the things that were reported look like they are from his talk at University of Northern Colorado. What happened was some clown asked if Tupac was really chilling on an island somewhere. Ice-T said "Tupac’s dead". He was killed by Southside Compton Crips. When he talked about Tupac and Biggie, and Tupac getting robbed he did say that Tupac shot himself in the nuts, but that was it. He didn’t say that he didn’t know how to use a fucking gun. He said Tupac had a glock and they don’t really have safeties and that it’s not a good idea to have one in your pants.

kinda humbles the almighty pac and makes us gun novices look like thugs.what up vets.aint been postin much,it seems niggas l respect is locked in battles with other niggas l respect.cant take sides.it seems that "wanna be eddie kane" ass nigga has a bit of flow after all.l aint givin you props bob,but you aint as hopeless as l thought.heads,why has best of both worlds leaked so much.l got tracks from that album too,but its not really what l expected.at this rate lamna start siding with nas.

l know this shit is already copy written,but here we go,

lam out like the truth about kasper ,boob and squirrel po-po.

so can anybody tell me who started this shit about accusin niggas of biting his phrases,

Wizzard, so did Ice -T say how Pac got shot the other 4 times, in his head etc.? And since you asked, it was me who said somebody was bitin' but I didn't expect all of y'all to come to that man's defense. Oh well, I ain't trippin'. As far as Best doin the same stuff I did, I was just pointing it out. Now when I said I should be his ghost and when I called Vol. 5 "It was bitten" I was just joking and exaggerating. 3:16, so it was you who started the term vets on here? And tell me, who is C. Hawkings? What up J-Dolo? Those were some pretty good quotes. Hillis, my bad that was Nelly you were reppin'. Honset mistake, lol.

Wizzard, It's Qoolouts stupid ass saying that everybody took his shit. He thinks he's Nino, when in reality he's Pookie, a crackhead. I have been catching up on the past thread Q, and you took some shots at the Great One. If you can dish em you gotta be able to take em. But we are not getting into this right? How is my boy Bryant G. doing?? still kissing Q's ass I see...3:16, less than 85 days to go till the WC. Argentina is going to wip Englands ass. Sorry papa but you know it's true...Thanx to the fella with BOBW coming out 26th MArch...The Worst(Best) got you all in check, finish up with Qoolout. That kid is nice with his flows. Shouts to the rest of the Fam, be good and behave, Dad will be back later..H.L.V.S.- Manny Guevara

Manny esta una perra...

"You come in here postin like yo shit is urgent/how can you be our Dad, you lyrical virgin?//left for a month, but realized without us you're lost/tryin to hide your shame, so you post like a boss//well I love my hispanic brethreb, save one punk ass latino/bout to go through his ass like my name was El Nino//call yourself The Great One, you must wanna be The Rock/and that's not all, ANNY, as a ho, you wanna suck my cock//don't disappear for a month and try to come back hard/thinkin you've been gone long enough for us to let down a guard//try that ignorant like before, and you'll get your ego reduced/and you'll run away again when you feel the pain my lyrics induce//I still remember your goodbye - "Guys, I love you/I'm sorry I was beefin, if I could, I would hug you!"/so tryin to get tough now is not effective/fuck around and get ya ass lyrically arrested//3:16, I got your back: England will kill Argentina!/Bryant Gumbel, signin off, on this pequena latina..."

Hasta La Victoria Nunca!

I'm out like Dennis Green from the Vikes. Peace!

Man i think ima retire from this shit like LOX. aint nothin else for me here.

J-Dolo took all my quotes so im out.

1st of all I didn't say everyone bit my style. I said one person did and I admitted that I was exaggerating a lil. 2nd of all, I never took any shots at Manny until you came on the board in January calling me, Hillis and Lox cheerleaders. Then it was on again. But it can't be on again. I already destroyed Manny...my bad, Anny. But I do owe you a thanx Anny. You helped me get known on here. You let the name "Qool" fool you. I had to bring it to you and you had to retire. I understand you want a rematch, but I don't give just anybody a shot, ask Side-show Bob. You had your chance but you took that L; now take it like a man. I understand you will still post on here with hate towards Qoolout; go ahead, maybe you need to do that just to stay sane. I mean you did take a harsh L. Anny, lol, people actually started to call you Anny. You had to go train and talk to doctors etc. etc. just over that name change and now you think you got your weight up, huh? Whatever cuz.

Hillis, that was a tight flow, keep blastin' on this fool, you got me rolling. When you finish make sure you pass Anny on to the next person.

"Guys I love you/I'm sorry I was beefin, if I could, I would hug you!"--Anny

see you all dont take me serious because of that first wack rhyme i did. i did that to test you all to see if you really had skills now i try a little bit and still make you idiotsl ook like fools

"'Ouch! I'm done and finished!' are words my victims have spoken" - H3K

Actually, Bob, I make fun of you because of the second, third, fourth, fifth, and sixth wack ass rhyme you did. Big J, don't retire! What do you think of my man Jordan now? See how the Wiz can't really compete without him? See, they're back to the losers of last year without Mike. Qool, I'm glad you enjoyed the spits. I wish them Nupes would stop beatin on The Best so y'all can get back to battlin. Speakin of pledgin... Hey, Best, I went to go kick it with my boys that are online for Omega tonight to play video games (and you know they can't watch TV, have company, play games, etc.) and I was over there and they got a call from they big brother. My nig was like "Greetings Father somehin or other!" They made him go get them some Waffle House. I was rolling! Oh yeah, Qool and Big J, have y'all been catchin Family Guy? Hey wiz, I hope you know I be feelin that shit about Nas. That nigga is like the WNBA: full of talent, but still boring as hell. But what's up with all the Pac rumors you spread? Can't you just let the late great veteran live? LOL. But for real, just so I can say I had nothing to do with us ignoring the Jay- Z/Nas part of this thread: Jay-Z is still better than Nas! All right. That's it.

"Santa describes you best - Ho! Ho! Ho!" - H3K

I'm out like me from that thread where I was reppin Nelly. Peace!

"Oh my God, it's him!" "Who, who is it?" THE BEST MOTHAFUCKAS!! What tha deal niggaz. Dun, I have gone two days w/out any z's, and a day and 1/2 with just drinkin' water and "red" juice. Shit at Southern U. is mad hectic for us son. Aiyo, the only thing that's been goin' good for us is that the AKA's are feelin' our pain and showin' us mad sympathy. But lemme lace this verse for Q before I get a call and have to do somethin' crazy yo.

Aiyo, check it:

vengeance stray from pen to paper, must I battle for spite?/ my words supplied ya verse with "life", it had no verbal insight/ throwin' petite jabs my way, missin' packin' no fight/ The HOLY GHOST could write ya flow and it still wouldn't be tight/ you a Christian, pray for lyrics, take dialogue from the Bible/ cause everything that you have wrote it seems ya pen has recycled/ receivin' reps from "new comers" artificial disciple/ you and Rob an alliance, non-neglect nor denial/ QOOTIE spread ya legs so he can digest ya vaginal/ murdered him, now you, two accounts suicidal/ I know it's been a minute with this third verse that I owe you/ come correct if not with metaphors, then with punchlines I'll destroy you/ and how can I lace facutal data without even knowin' you/ see ya verse makes no sense(CENTS) like a broken telephone toll booth/ you spittin' double negative bars, lyrically they don't attach/ you, pen, paper, and a microphone never ever will match/ you placed the "WIN" in front of my eyes, and believe that it's snatched/ I know I'm the victor of this cause my REAL spits haven't hatched/ Volume 5?, I know I "bit" that ass, unhealthy snack/ dun's JOHN "Q"'in' me, verse is the script for his ACT/ YOU HAVE LOST THIS BATTLE, COMEBACK'S GONNA BE WACK!!...trust me people

Oh yeah, has anyone seen the video for Nas's "One Mic"? I heard from my fam that it could be labeled as the GVOAT(Greatest Video Of All Time). Give a pre-KAPPA some feedback. "Noooo, he's leavin'!" "Who, who's leavin'?" THE BEST MOTHAFUCKAS!!~1~

"If we battled on a U-Haul truck ya flows still wouldn't move me"-The Best

"No forms of weakness, I flow for vengeance"-AZ

Questions (Volume 6) He asked how can he spit facts? So he admits: its fiction/ the only truth to it was when he quoted "It was bitten."/ All that other bull, was str8 "yadda yadda"/ what happen to being the Bess? You used to come harder./ So now he implies I am gay/ What happen to meathops galore? You got no more to say?/ Also he compared me to a telphone booth (LOL)/ But in his very 1st flow he rapped about a deuce deuce./ Dogg you dying nasty./ I mean that str8 up./ That flow was kinda trashy/ it's like you givin' up./ Then you attatch me to Rob? Bess you need to stop./ You hating on that man, because he gave Qool some props?/ If I were to bite, I'd attach you to Anny/ Cause both of y'all got renamed and now y'all can't stand me./ You seem to be only concerned with dissin whites and gays/ plus new comers on the thread and those who rep the UK./ News flash Bessy: none of that can appliy to me/ and you say you gotta 22? Like you gonna body me./ Come on now, Qoolout go all out./ If you really wanted gun play, you wouldn't shout it out/ So therefore Bessy's stuff is false/ I already said I'm not a rapper, just like you ain't the boss./ Sorry, I just wanted to restate those facts, and since you say I recycle: Did you ever get that map?(LOL)/ And about my rhymes being wack/ "dun's JOHN "Q"'in' me" Explain, how wack was that?/ And why did you switch your spits?/ Went from an Esco hoe- to the thugish ruggish tip./ "Bess gonna shoot me?" "He not playin no more!"/ There's your double negitive cause you seem to be twice the whore./ Go rework your raps, even though they'll be uncontested/ Cause I'm thru playin with you/ but I bet you can't accept it./ So take the last word (a female thing), but from me you get no more/ I know you got those female traits. Why you think I made ya my whore?......He wants that last word and will take it because the TRUTH hurts.......trust me people. LOL

That's my last flow for awhile. A brother man got school work to do. On another note, am I the only one who didn't know Puff was in Halle Berry's new movie? He did okay but his part wasn't too big. But the movie was tight. Mos Def was in it too. I never really gave him a chance as a rapper (at least not with an open mind, I admit) but cuz can act. He was in Carmen too; y'all know I saw that, lol. Hillis, yeah I watch family Guy all the time. Who do you say is the funniest one? I say Stewie. Is Spring Break over? This is my first year living off of campus so I don't gotta go thru that bordom. LOL, but I've been there so I feel ya, I feel ya. I was gonna ask everybody to post their fav line from a rap, but I don't even know what mine would be. THere are too many tight ones. So everybody just post a hot line or two. Dolo gave me the idea when he posted about 7 of them. My 1st one for y'all is form Jae Hood. Watch out for him. "Bullets is like boats, how they sink in your chest/ It's all in your mind, you just think you the best." And I know we kinda already been doin this, so don't tell me, lol. Holla. P.S. Shout out to my boy Big J, you don't really wanna retire. But if you do, it was fun cuz.

AIight, Spring Break is over, but I'm still mad bored! I'm at "work" right now. My official title is "Reeve" and I'm supposed to sit by the door of my dorm and monitor who comes in and out. Basically, I get paid to do homework, but since break just got done, I ain't got shit to do. It's damn 4am in the mornin though, and I got 4 more hours to go! Anyway, enough of my sad story. I want to give a shout out to the Lady Commodores! #1 seed in the women's NCAA basketball tournament! Hell muthafuckin yeah, nigga!

Back with some more flow, dunnees!

"Wack Rob, how come you post like once every three weeks?/with all that time to think, your shit still be weak//most rappers perform high, maybe you need to be geeked/whatever your story, all your posts need to be tweaked//but moving on from your sorry ass, to an old and familiar foe/Oops, my bad y'all, I meant an old and familiar ho//why you dissin Bryant G? you should concentrate on Rob/that nigga tryin to get Qool's dick and in the process steal ya job//then again, I see why you attack me, I make people famous/take Bob for example, with his spits that's purely anus//he came in here ignored, with his garbage ass rhymes/relatively unnoticed, no one gave that fool any time//but H3K had pity, and gave his ass a shout/now this fool can't come in here without yappin his mouth//tell the truth, none of y'all thought I'd make Bob a star/but I inspired his HA mix, now vets give Bob half a bar//and getting folks to give Bob a half a bar is a miracle among men/H-3-K-hovah is here and heaven sent//and Rob, I know your reply "I got better things to do!"/like what? get blasted by Best or write out love letters to Q?//yeah, Qool hollered back, be glad that man's polite/but I'm rude, I'll show everyone your homosexual tendencies out of spite//y'all know I'm right, this thread full of three Eddie Kanes/Manny, Rob, and Bob, three different hoes, but still all the same//I'll run you off like Andy Ricketts, R-Son, and kaz-purr/H-3-K, the man, the god, and the lyrical master..."

I! Am! Number One! Oops, so Rob can understand... Eye! Am! Number Won!

Qool, you know I feel you on Stewie. He's definitely the funniest one. But I think the dog is hilarious, too. And them news anchors got problems. Hey Best, have them Nupes made y'all pass eggs yet? Stay off the grass and stay up my nigga. Before I go, I'm gonna leave a few of my favorite rap quotes:

"Oops! There go my kids all over ya face!" - F-A-G-O-L-O-U-S

"It's just me here officer, and I'm not dressed, and that guy sounds kinda dangerous, I hope you make an arrest!" - DMX

"we ain't sing, we bringin drama, fuck you and yo muthafuckin mama!" - 2Pac

"Call the coroner! It's gonna be a lot slow singin and flower bringin, if my burgular alarm starts ringin!" - BIG

"There goes the cheese, eggs, milk, and Post toasties!" - Eminem

"My, my, my music hits me so hard..." - MC Hammer

"Quick to th point, to the point no fakin! Cookin MCs like a pound of bacon!" - Vanilla Ice

"I got permission to put yo mama in a headlock!" - Ludacris

"My baby ain't never hurt nobody!" - Eazy E

"This bitch said 3 words, stop, no, and don't, I said BEEEEYATCH!" - Eazy E

"Never follow orders dick face, get ya shit straight, fucker this is Big J" - Jay-Z

"But for now like close your eyes and FEEL THIS DICK!" - Jay-Z

"If Faith had twins, she'd probably have 2Pac's..." - BIG

Get it? Two Pacs?

I'm sure I'll think of some more. I'm bout to leave this peice! 3:16, holla at ya boy! What up with them finals?

I'm out like Bobby Knight from Indiana. Peace!

What up, fools?! I've been away a few days, and I see that the Qoolout/Best battle continues, and ...oh wait a minute, is Manny really back, and he battlin Hillis? My nigga Hillis, that shit was funny about how you made Bob famous and now niggas on this bar give him half a bar now instead of non. One of my all-time favorite rap songs is "The Ten Crack Commandments", cuz everything in the song is on point and make sense, plus add that vicious flow, and that was a one hot ass song.

"Ayo I hope you aint tongue kissing yo spouse/Cuz I be fuckin her in the mouth/Type of nigga that'll buck at yo house"--Jadakiss

"All my niggas know, more money,more cases/Front if you want, that's my gun in yo faces"--Styles

Yo, for the first time I saw the Styles and Kevin Garnett commercial (And 1) , and that shit was HOT!!! So yall tell me, who had the better commercial (song), AI wit Jada (Reebok) or KG wit Styles (And 1)? T-Mac has did it again (did anyone see him dunk on Keon Clark)? Batman and Robin (Shaq and KB) is still doin it. Stockton got his 15000 assists (That means alot of unselfish plays fellas!), and is pushin 40 in 2 weeks.

"Ayo, Mase and the Lox/We takin knots from the out of state spots/Any niggas make it hot, get found in vacant lots"--Mase

"Callin me Arnold, but you've Been-a-Dick (Benedict)/Eazy-E saw yo ass and went in it quick"--Ice Cube(of the 90's)

"I got you stuck off the realness/We be the infamous/You've heard of us/Official Queensbridge murderers/"--Prodigy

Peace!

"A blee a blee blee blee a...that's all folks"--Porky Pig

Manny? you actually believe that Argentina can beat England? Last time we only lost on penalties, AND with only 10 men left! after David Beckham got sent off! And if we lose in the group stage its only cos we are hustling for the final. SHIT! speaking of finals, all expectations are over, my knee is too bad for me to play, so we might not win by as much.

Qool, yup, I invented vets like there was no Vietnam, and Mr C.Hawkes is a pop singin', big ass mole havin' one-hit wonder muthafucker. He got to number 1 over here, and something like 12 where you are. That was about 10 years ago. I dont expect you to remember that.

Hillis, DAWG! you know even though my presence for MY Wildcats aint happening tonight dont mean I aint gonna retaliate to your "court verses". They coming tomorrow.

I'm out like... Nah

Peace

This chump Hillis still wants it, huh? Nigga you ain't made me famous; You just keep inspiring to do more damage to ya. You keep building my hunger, so now I'ma start eating:

"Yo it wouldn't be wise to play this guy/But let's say you tried, it'd be the day you die/Frontin like you bid, but I run wit them kids/That'll poke one in ya ribs, leave ya under the bridge/I'll rip you/my metaphor content will split you/into little,powderlike crystals so i can sniff you/I fuck dimes while you fuckin them ugly bitches/Probably be in the house fuckin fuckin playboy pictures/While this nigga is babblin my lyrics are travelin/Like a javelin to stab you in the abdomen/

Holla!

See, fellas?! Dont be soopin this nigga Hillis's head up. I can diss him long, or I can diss him like his Moms; short and sweet. But on the real, ya do ya thing, and Best, like I said before, eventually the two bests will clash at the top, so if Hillis give up now i'll be waiting for you in the wings, but if he feels he got something to prove, then i'll maybe, just maybe give him 1/4 of a bar before we meet.

I'm out like Hillis after I murdered his ryhmin career

"I will not lose"- Jay-z

damn i been gone for a hot minute.,.....what we talkin bout now?...................hey has anybody heard the best of both worlds? i got it from my boy today,..... i think its alright,...i mean nothing spactacular,....its got 14 tracks on it , im feeling #9- "shorty", #3-"somebody's girl , #10- "streets"- , and #4-" greenlight" the rest are like........you know.....yeah.

Im out like " get the fuck...."

"Actually, Bob, I make fun of you because of the second, third, fourth, fifth, and sixth wack ass rhyme you did." - H3K

All right, BOOB, I got niggas to give you half a bar, and know I'm gonna do the same. Go ahead, BOOB, "murder" me all you want. Kazper, you been gone so long, I forgot we had beef! And now you sun my outro. If this was court, I'd sue! Anyway, I ain't motivated to write about you, and you ain't motivated to write about me, so phuck it. Anyway, I'm just here to say "Yo yo!" to my favorite niggas who I don't even know. Before I proceed, I just want to say that I was checkin back at the old thread and I noticed that Best quoted somethin, and was like "It's only so long fake thugs can pretend" and he had it as a quote by "Camel." So that threw me off. Then I recognozed it as a Jay-Z quote from Takeover. And then I remember Nas callin Jay-Z a camel, and I was rollin for ten minutes. Funny shit. Those were the days!

Back with some more rap quotes for you, dunnees!

"So you can be more familiar with the nigga facin..." - 2Pac

"Don't be mad, UPS is hirin..." - BIG

"I'm Pimp C bitch I'm from the Sooooooouth! I like a bitch to pop my dick up in her mooooooouth!" - Pimp C

"I'm Pimp C, bitch I'm whatcha neeeeeeeeed! I got the cocaine and the California weeeeeeeeed!" - Pimp C

"What in the world is in that bag? What you got in that bag?" - Ludacris

"She said she never done it. She said she never tried. She sittin there tellin a muthafuckin lie!" - Ludacris

"While them hoes backin that thang up on my weenie!" - Twista

"I'ma pimp her, it's over man (it's over man)" - Jay-Z

"What you think (girls!) you gettin girls (girls!) now because (girls!) of yo looks (girls!)? NEGRO PLEASE!" - Nas

"I catch and be runnin like Randy Moss!" - Killer Mike

"Get back, Satan, don't bother me!" - Mystikal

"Let's say one every two: two of them shits was doo. One was (yany), the other was Illmatic, that's a one hot album every ten year average, and that's so LAAAAAAAAAME!" - Jay-Z aka Camel

"All right stop whatcha doin, cuz I'm about to ruin..." - Digital Underground

"Never let me slip, cuz if I slip, then I'm slippin" - Dr. Dre

"He is I and I am him, slim with tilted brim, what's my muthafuckin name?" - Snoop Dogg

"So I dillyed (dallyed) I ran through a (alley) I bumped in to this smoker named (Sally) from the (valley)..." - Snoop Dogg

"So now I'm like Bitch you better talk to him, for the fifth put a spark to him, fuck around shit get dark to him, put a part through him, lose a major part to him...Arm, leg" - BIG

"I represent, it's 199 skrilla, and Master P, yeah they label me a drug dealer..." - Master P to the E-N-I-S

"You niggaz think I'm pussy, I dare you to stick ya dick in this..." - BIG

"This is my parlor, I'm Mel and you're Alice!" - Lil Cease

"It's the N-O-T-O-R-I-O! U-S, you just lay down slow!" - BIG

"My adversaries cry like hoes, fully eradicate my foes, my lyrics explode on contact, gangin you hoes" - 2Pac

"Located world wide like the art of graffiti" - 2Pac

I'm out like Big J said he might be. Peace!

I guess it's on. So let's dance...3:16, I dont't know mate Argentina is looking real good, a lot better than '98, It's gonna be a good one both teams should advance in that group...Qoolout, you couldn't let it be, could ya? All I hear is Blah,Blah,Blah from you stupid little mouth.'Anny'Blah,Blah,Blah,'i Destroyed Blah,Blah,Blah and Blah,Blah,BLah...and then we got BryantG. another Blah,Blah, Blah character, these two Puerqo Sucios(Dirty little Pigs), were gonna put both of you in pig ranch so you can roll around together, Aight Sweethearts....Not another word from your mouths, ok. That means not a word....The Worst(Best) has made fools of both of you already..Yeah J.Dolo, I'm back....Not another WORD, Qoolout and BG...Behave Kids, Daddy will be home soon. H.L.V.S. Manny Guevara

BOB,Once again your flow was horrible...PLEASE, jus give up

Sup everyone? Whoa..Manny is offically back. Hahah, funny.

Anywayz, I got something to talk about. First, I don't think it's been mentioned before but I read the Neptunes have teamed up with this guy Shyne or something and they're calling themselves N*E*R*D...hahah. I havn't heard any of there stuff yet. Apparently it ranging from hip-hop to rock. Weird. Anywayz if anyone hears any of their stuff tell me about it.

And now...I am ashamed to admit...I turned on the t.v the other day and seeing as how up in canada I don't get MTV...I flipped on muchmusic...it wuz some gayass nickelback or something so I went to musiqueplus, the french music chanel but they play good english stuff sometimes. So anywayz there wuz this concert on and it wuz french hiphop. And I watched it.....and i LIKED IT. AHHHH YESSS I LIKED FRENCH HIPHOP. I am admitting it. Anywayz I don't know if any of you speak french. It kinda hard to understand them tho but all the songs, the chorus is in english! And theres all these english words and phrases thrown in cuz thats what Quebec slang french is like. And theres some all english songs too. Anywayz I downloaded some of their music hehe. Its not that easy to find but this group is called 83 and you should all check it out. Some of you probably won't like it but keep an open mind. And if you wanna know what anything means just ask me. And plus they're like crazy repping all of quebec in their music so its cool listenin to music where they're repping where I'm from. This one song they used the beat for Nas' Represent but they're each repping where they're from and all.And it's not too bad. I don't know the name of that one...I'm guessing it's Represent...haha. I only found 1 of there songs in mp3 and its called Bounce Avec Le 83. Hahahahhaha. I know I know, incredibly gay. But for some reason I like it. Ok and I guess while I'm at it I'll do a bit more Canadian repping hehe. Choclair released a new single called Light it Up off his new album, the memoirs of Blake Savage... or something or other Blake Savage. I forget the name. But anywayz you all should check it out. Next, Ghetto Concept. They got some good songs out there. Worth checking out. Baby Blue Soundcrew, check out Money Jane, thats my favorite song by them. Solitair, another good one. I only know one song by him cuz he doesn't have an album out yet. His song is called Easy To Slip. Its good. And now....for the best one..KARDINAL OFFISHALL. HAS ANYONE DOWNLOADED ANY OF HIS STUFF YET????? Damn u all have to. He makes amazing music. Alright I'm done for now. Shoutouts to all the vets!(©3:16)
Later

damn yo you know the quote master has to get in this shit

"But now I get wild similar to Ol' Dirty On third time fellon just hit what over 30"-Inspectah Deck

"Beyond the walls of intelligence, life is defined I think of crime when I'm in a New York state of mind"-Nas

"Damn! Niggaz wanna stick my for my cream And it ain't a dream, things ain't always what it seem"-B.I.G

"Armed and dangerous, ain't too many can bang with us Straight up weed no angel dust, label us Notorious"-B.I.G

damn bell rang im out

OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS! WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS! NO TIME FOR LOSERS COS WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS! HAHA!

Damn last nights game was tight. If I was playing it wouln't have been, but it was. Behind until the fourth quarter when my man train got fouled going for an easy lay-up, and one, missed it, got his own rebound, went up again, scored it, got fouled, made the free-throw. SHIT thats a 5 point play! we won by 3! ahhhhh....

Less about me, more about Hillis. I like this one... "I, WILLis, NOT, LOSE" haha!

You wanna ball till you fall I can help you with that/your squad triple teams me now that your ankles are snapped/I sink the jump shot, its all in the wrist/if you played with Kidd, Thomas and Stockton you still couldn't get an assist/I thought you knew where the SKILLis, but you labelled it your own/i'm not the king yet but you'd get blocked by my throne/b-ball cosa-nostra, you can call me Al Capone/that wasn't just a brick you threw a whole fuckin stone/so many bricks you could rebuild the trade centre/steal the rock from you like the doc stole the placenta/so follow 3:16 on another adventure/put this over a classic beat/and you can admit defeat/you th tallest on your team, but you the oldest as well/the youngest is seven, the oldest is twelve/MVP to the dawg who holds up the whole scene/hoops champ on the thread, the legendary 3:16

ahhh...

"I, WILLis, NOT, LOSE"

Peace

"Fuck H3K!" "WHAT!" These fake-ass wannabe wrestlers( "This clown nigga calls himself H3K/ To me you're just another D-I-C- K/A fake Afro-American that knows Ebonics/Nigga you aint shit if have no logic/Uncle Tom ass nigga that think he's on some other level/Those lies you be tellin are worse than the devil's/You think you bad cuz you did some community service/I'm on some shit that'll make some communities nervous/You can have your little wit cuz that's all ya got/Bringin that shit in my hood will leave all ya shot/Now let's get to 3:16 "A.K.A."/It doesn't matter what his alias is when I let the A.K.spray/Because I stay with a retarded burner/It can't read or write but when it drools it'll burn ya/ I don't wanna bring the burner to you/But if you want beef then i'll show you what the burner will do/Like qoolout you better just "cool out"/ Before you makes me mad and pull the tool out/Now back to Hillis,this nigga is..hmmmm i won't get started/His rhymes stinks cuz his mouth have farted/He wanna talk about wack rhymes/You be stealin Craig Mac's rhymes/Then you try to say that you dont jack rhymes?/H-3-K, get gunned up and wrecked quick/3:16, get gunned up and wrecked quick/The whole veteran squad get gunned up and wrecked quick/I'm bout to go to Canada and go fuck Steph quick/From Hillis to H3K, damn you on Best's dick/ How much of Best's name is gonna come out your wrecked lips/You wish that all your rhymes were as good as Best's shit/You pop shit, apologize to my dick and bless it."---"Burner", by Bob

Woah! I aint think, EVEN IN MY WILDEST DREAMS, that Bobs verses could get WORSE!... Rhyming "rhymes" with "rhymes"! ooohhh thats tight! Bob getting super-original too with that "gunned up and clapped quick" shit. Muthafuckers rhyming like it was still '78!

B.O.B now stands for "Bend Over Backwards"

B.O.B, you officially suck Bests dick, I dont know how Best feels about that, but he'd probably kick your ass.

ok Bend Over Backwards, although you are below me (actually you wherever the fuck I put you), you gonna get... Well you know how Canibus career was after the LL beef...

To all the vets who want to see somebody whoop Bend Over Backwards ass, GIVE ME A HELL YEAH! WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT!?!?!?!

Peace

BOB...GIVE UP....YOUR KILLIN ME

Damn. I can't wait till Hillis sees what Bob wrote about him. I'm dyin' to hear the response. The "Get gunned up and wrecked quick" parts was kinda funny, though, but he dissed the whole vet squad but at the same time givin props to Best. Don't this nigga know that Best is part of the vet squad and if he dissin' the squad then he dissin Best too? I don't get niggas. You better hope that Best didn't see dat last rhyme you did. Biggie said it best:

"Your style is played out, like Arnold wondered, "what you talkin about Willis?"

The original vet squad as 3:16 puts it is :Hillis 3000 aka H3K, LOX (MY CAPS LOCK NIGGA),3:16 (What??!), Steph (She might not like what you said either),Qoolout, Big J, Second Sage (The phat-ass rap name),H-Wood (Hollywood Jamison, one of the reasons the site is as hot as it is), and ofcourse, me, J-Dolo (originally J-Solo da Loner but after awhile niggas started callin' me K-Solo by mistake, which to me is an insult, so I switched to "Dolo" but kept the J cuz it's my first initial.).Anyways, im not the best Flow-for-Flow (a new title, like in boxing, pound for pound) on the internet but if you sayin the squad could get gunned up and wrecked quick, you callin me out too, just to let you know. I'll respond.

"I aint a killa but dont push me/Revenge is the sweetest joy next to gettin pussy/--2Pac

"You's a notebook crook/With looseleaf beef/A backseat nigga that'll pass the heat/To somebody that'll blast the heat/Man, I know it sounds bad/Especially when you it on pad.--Prodigy

Peace!

I'm out like Bob after the Vet Squad get a hold of him.

Since there is a whole bunch of you guys are putting down you favorite lines from rappers. Well, I can't do that because this board would be filled with quotes. But if you don't know it, I totally hate Memphis Bleek rap skills. But I came across a song on Kazaa, it was called Celebration. Memphis actually came pretty decent on it. Here is one of his best lines on the song:

"Movin with speed, tried to play Superman ended up like Chris Reeves Paraplegic, precise minds like the Pharaoh's of Egypt Shot through a barrel *niggaz* narrowly weaved it Keepin my Team top seeded with the Sweet 16's bulgin out of my jeans, on the ten-speed weeded Holdin, shots with you like a secret It's like a story never told, but believe it..."

It was desent to me. But to Steph's topic I am not a Neptune fanaic nor do I really like their beats. (Don't know why?) But I keep hearing that name tossed around a lot. Maybe they will be okay I don't know. I guess Manny "The Great One" is filling right at home again, and it is good to have you back. Qoolout you maybe laying off the lyrics for a while but you are still in the heat of the battle. Speaking of the battle stuff, Bob you have a lot on your plate because you are now taking on 3:16, Qool, H3K, and Best. You are going to have to spit overtime to overcome just one of those guys. No disrespect, but when you go to war you gotta have the weapons. So if you starting this war make sure you have some weapons to back you up. That was a good tribute J-Dolo, but I can't take credit for that. I am just here to speak my mind that is all. I am just a piece of the big puzzle, that makes this board hot. I am more of a supporting cast person. I just play my role, and I go home. Hillis, Best I am looking forward to seeing you next response. Big J, why in the hell are considering leaving for! Why? Your presence is greatly appreciated here, why would you leave? Anyway yall take care. It will probably be a while before my next post because my damn computer shutdown. So I have to use the computer at school. I will you guys later.

Ok, Bob, Now I nake fun of you for the sixth, seventh, and eighth wack verses you did. But since I'm a Christian, and I'm in a giving mood, I'll give you a whole bar. Ok?

"Are you an internet thug or a studio gangsta?/any respect you ever had is gettin fainter and fainter//stop postin them wack rhymes HA!/and since this bar is for Bob, I'll rhyme rhyme with rhyme HA!"

LOL! Moving right along to Anny's half bar...

"You's a ho! You's a ho! Qoolout made you a ho!"

LMAO! "Guys! I love you! I'm sorry I was beefin, if I could, I'd hug you!" - Anny before she felt that first time

The Best, I see why don't come in here as much. You got a BOOB grabbin at ya dick, talkin all this shit about how the bests gotta clash. And then we got Manny ho-in around tryin to toss your salad. These Eddie Kane Jr. ass niggas just get on you nerves. I understand. 3:16, I'm glad your squad won and all, but I'm even more glad I got see "I WILLis Not Lose!" That's classic, boss man! I'm gonna get back at you, pimpin! Grat Britain, straight spittin WHAT?! Hey, speaking of hoops, who is gonna win it all in the NCAA Tournament (mens, of course)? I have to give it a thought, but I think these might be the weakest #1 seeds in a while. I'm watching ESPN right now, and J-Dolo, 3:16, H*WOOD, I know y'all some boxing heads... who's gonna win between BUTTERBEAN and LARRY HOLMES???!!!

"Niggaz lookin like Larry Holmes, flabby and sick" - 2Pac

All right, I'm bout to dip, pimpins. It's always good to hear from you, Steph. Watch out for, BOOB, though. He's coming to Canada and lookin for you, ma! LOL!

I'm out like the #16 seeds in the NCAA tournament will soon be. Peace!

First off, I want to give 3:16 a "HELL YEAH!" and he knows why. Second, I skimmed through a lot of the shit that was posted and I'm just now readin it in full. J-Dolo, I remember you rhymin earlier on the old thread. You held your own, even if it was one verse (not tryin to start nothin, but wasn't it at Best?) The Neptunes are like Manny Fresh times two: nice beats, but they all sound very similar. And is it in their contracts that Pharrel has to sing on every song he produces?! Steph, ma, I don't be listenin to French hip-hop, but I assume it's cool, if you like that fruity accent they got!

Merci beaucoup! H-3-K est un dieu MC...

Sorry, I got to help Manny out. Another wack ass nigga needs Jesus... Look, "La Nina," your brand of beef is played. Played like mullets. Played like Young MC. Played like British Knights. Played like shorts above niggas knees. Now, beef is accompanied by lyrics. So callin me and Q "pigs" is wack. We did that LAST summer. I know when you left, interent rappin was in the beginnings, so you ain't used to it. But now it's a full fledged grown up event. If you ain't comin with lyrics, then you don't really need to bother. Just coming in, making your corny ass "The Worst" jokes, callin me Bryant G. yadda, yadda, yadda, is just lame. Seriously. Get with the program, oldhead. I got a couple of quotes just for you, ok "cockroach?"

"All you old rappers tryin to advance, it's all over now, take it like a man" - PAC

"like Patrick Ewing's contribution to b-ball...overrated" - H3K "Le Dieu"

"I said that you's a ho!" - Ludacris

Manny, take a page from the book of Barry Sanders... RETIRE!

I'm out like Manny SHOULD be from his thread if he wants to maintain his dignity (what's left of it). Peace!

I was wondering where H-Woood went. Wasuup my young brother! Keep hitting those books, but have some fun too...Steph, hell yeah french hip-hop is tight. I told Puerco Sucio#1(Qoolout) about that a while back. Keep listening to it..Puerco Sucio#2(Hillis), you gave me a half bar? Im gonna give you a chocalate bar or a banana, you monkey, I said not another word from your mouth!! Or I will tell The Worst (Best), to shut you up for good. J-Dolo looks like a got a problem with the whole Vet Squad? I see it as only two people though. Those two dirty little pigs. Wanna make it three?-nah I'm playing..Oh SHit, I got a meeting to attend and the two Puerco Sucios have exams to fail, come on fellas, you know your not exactly the brightest bulbs on the X-mas tree..20ECUA02...20ECUA02...20ECUA02...H.L.V.S. Manny'The Great One' Guevara..

yo man!!! your not going to believe this but i have been impostered.that shit doesnt look like anything i would put out. I havent posted anything since the time i said you all dont take me serious because of my first rap. and why would i be acting like best is my damn friend? the rap before i destroyed his ass!

"Oh my God, it's him!" "Who, who is it?" THE BEST MOTHAFUCKAS!! What tha deal niggaz, Steph, and any other pricks who come here. First and foremost, I would like to congrad. Q on a nice little lyrical battle, you got some "qool" spits dun. Now, I see shyt is gettin' real hectic/brolik on this thread wo. Aiyo, "BOB"by Brown ass nigga you wanna battle, then so be it....nah mean. I'm not the first, and certainly won't be the last to inform you that your spits STINK.....BIG TIME DUN!! And Hillis, the reason a nigga haven't been postin' as much is because of pledgin'/school....the shyt keeps me mad busy yo. I swear dun, this is the first time in my life that I have had to "sprint" to class because if my BIG BROS. see me they will force a nigga to do somethin' mad stupid.

On the real though, enough is enough. We need to have an UNBAISED tournament to see who is the "BEST" battle lyricist on this thread. I mean it's mad niggaz on here that claim they are the "BEST". We need to have the whole nine dun....brackets, UNBAISED voting, etc.... Everyone that spits on this thread needs to enter, and we need someone to host it.....and who's more equipped for the task than Hollywood J. So BOBby Brown, put it like this we'll battle if were put up against eachother...aiight prick. ENUFF SAID!!

I see niggaz is puttin' up their fav quotes. Now see if I was on the Qoolout "tip" I would say niggaz are "bitin' my style" cause they lacin' quotes....LOL, nah just fuckin' with you Q. Well niggaz already know where over 50% of my quotes are goin' to come from.....

FAV. OF ALL TIME: "lifes a bitch, but GOD forbid the bitch divorce me"-Nas

NOW FOR ALL THE REST:

"Fuck bein' the GOAT, I'm MVP"-Big L

"If you put ya money where ya mouth is my cock would be a millionaire"-Chino XL

"Everybody kissin ass to go to heaven ain't goin"-Pac

"I aint a killa but don't push me/revenge is like the sweetest joy next to gettin' pussy"-Pac...for real for real

"Beef is when your moms ain't safe up in the streets"-B.I.G.

"Don't you know Bad Boys move in silence or violence"-B.I.G.

"Ya arms TOO SHORT to box wit' GOD, I don't kill soloists on kill squads"-Nas

"Fuck who's the baddest a person's status depends on salary"-Nas

"I never sleep cause sleep is the cousin of death"-Nas

"Niggas fear what they don't understand, hate what they can't conquer Guess it's just the fury of man"-Nas

"You couldn't mute me if ya alias was strep throat"-The Best

"I'm so handsome I got chicks snipers couldn't take out"-The Best....

......niggaz know I had to throw mine in there. Aiyo peeps, don't forget to enter the tournament. One Myself..."Nooooo, he's leavin!" "Who, who's leavin'?" THE BEST MOTHAFUCKAS!!

Anny, say what you will. You lost; it's over. I may reponse to you every now and then but for the most part I won't be addressing you. You helped me get "famous" on here and for that I thank you. But I also ran you off of here, and for that you lost my respect. All you'll get is your goodbye quote outta me; it'll be at the end of this post (read on) and many many more. Go ahead and hate on Qool, I understand. Holla.

Big J, give us some more quotes. See if they can go toe to toe with the ones I give. FYI, when BIG rapped with BoneT&H, that was his best flow ever; if he would have lived for five more years, he still wouldn't have been able to touch that. I know peeps don't like Side- show Bob. But this clown is funny. I gave him half a bar and I stand by that choice, but like my boy said before: If you were trying to get a laugh, you got it; if you think it was a tight flow, you're wrong. That's not really what Hillis said, but that's the gist of it. LOL@ Side-show Bob for saying somthing like "I did community service and I'll make your communities nervous." Tell me this clown ain't funny. And what about Muthaflippin Mike? He's str8 with me; he got me rolling too. Every now and then he'll post with the sole purpose of telling Side-s[ho]w to hang it up. Shout out to Big Mike! H-Wood, I felt you on that last post. We all are just a part of the puzzle. Steph, if that was you, "What up?" J Dolo, so that's how ya got the name?

On another note, the future lawyer liked that line about the court, huh? You ain't like it as much as I like Anny's goodbye (read on, you'll see it). Hillis, I forgot all about Dolo's diss towards "who? who is it"? I read some of the old board the other day and I was rolling. Most of the stuff that had me lol'in is squashed now, so I'ma leave it alone. One more thing about Anny. Is it really the real Anny? Cuz don't even post that weak "to the victory" outro anymore and she has less typos? And how she gonna jock Best and call him the worst in the same post. Hillis, is she stuck on stupid? Speaking of Best, (not Bess anymore) you get props on the battle. I think our 1st two verses were the tightest, and the last 1 from both of us didn't really compare, but that's just my opinion. That's one reason why I'ma chill for a sec. We might have to go at it again one day. H3K, I still owe you, I ain't forget, but I'ma let Volumes 1-6 chill out there for now. And I kept the Nas and Jay topic alive even within my beef because (I think) I bit a "Takeover" line or an "Ether" line in V. 4-6. Ex. Qool-out, Qool-in or Qool- under, (meaning in me or under me) LOL. Best we ain't bite you with the quotes because I've been doing this before you ever even posted. LOL, joking. Lastly, Side-show, get ran off the thread quick/ Anny- ann, GOT RAN off the thread quick/ Your stuff makes me laugh, but how much bull can this clown spit?

"You here that flow?/ It drove the underground wacko, ever since 12, I been spittin' like tobacco." Jadakiss

"When I came out, I said it was just about Biggie, but everybody had to open their mouth with an opinion, so this is how we gonna do this..." 2Pac

"Like you want something from Meth, I hope it ain't love boo, cause (Qool) ain't gone none left for you." Method Man ( I be kicking this line to them youngins too, lol)

Hillis since I'm a Christian, lol "God is who we praise even thought the devils all up in my face" Bone Thugs & Harmony

"And Ms. Sleazy set up Eazy to fall." Krazie Bone

"Booty all out, tongue out her mouth, cleavage from here to Mexico She walks wit a twist, one hand on her hip, when she gets wit'cha she lets it go" Destiny's Child (I had to y'all)

"Guys! I love you! I'm sorry I was beefin, if I could, I'd hug you!" - Anny

YO! I kinda like this idea about the rhyming battle, Best come up with. International battling gonna be happening, I'm working on it.

Larry Holmes would beat Butterbean on points.

"Nothing else to say man/3:16 is getting hungry"

"Straight spittin'/Great Britain"

Peace

"You're the S to the T to the E-V-E/fuck the name, your assist to turnover ratio is 3:16..." - H3K

"It's time for Great Britain to get a check of reality/challengin Big Hill on the court is an athlete's fatality//Steve Austin, whatever, I'll kill you with MY stone cold stunner/whether I finger roll in your face, or drop in a runner//my J is like a river, continuously wet/not to mention that it's continuously nothin but net//your knee problems go right along with your problematic handles/H3K light up the court, and wax Steveina like a candle//no 3:16, you cannot take this shit/I heard you and the bench got a long term relationship//fan the flames my jumper creates, so the court will burn slower/turn 3:16 into a walking turnover//you're a carry in the making, a travel waitin to happen/and you know H3K must have crossed someone when you hear ankles start snappin/I went to UK and made a little observation/I overheard you and one of your coach's conversations/"Coach, we're up 75, sub me in for one of the starters!"/"Hell no, Steve, go get Train a bottle of water!"/ooh, that's gotta hurt along with your knee/and your pride for ever challengin me..."

"You got a one 3pt. shot every ten year average..." - H3K

Great Britain, straight spiitin, my nigga 3:16 WHAT?! I Willis not lose! Ha ha! I like Best's idea, too. You know H3K runs from no battles. But since we don't really know who all wants to spit, maybe whoever wants to enter just write a verse about why he (or she? Steph?) is the best. And then have EVERYBODY vote (if you spat, you can't vote for yourself). What do y'all think? Either way I'm down, unless I get teamed up against Bob. If I get teamed up against Bob, he'll only get half a bar. And it'll end in HA! I refuse to battle Bob, lowercase or uppercase... But I believe that nigga, "bob." He was impostered by "Bob." I mean they were totally different. They both sucked big fat floppy donkey dick, but just in a different manner. "Bob" tickles the donkey's balls and bobs (get it? bobs?) his head quickly. "bob" takes long up and down motions while using his tongue more. But make no mistake about it: both of em SUCK! And SWALLOW! Qool, I'm tellin you. Niggaz keep stealin my shit, I'm takin em to court, and I'm gonna sue! Best, I know you got bigger fish to fry (or eat, or fondle, or whatever them Nupes be havin y'all do), so I'm just messin with you. You'll be aiight. Don't be tellin Kappas at Vanderbilt I said "Yo yo!" in here, though... And Muthaflippin Mike, why don' you post a little somethin? Are you you sittin on your lyrical skills, too? Huh? The thread is watching...

Ok, Qool, 3:16 hopped back on he b-ball trash talkin tip. Where you at? Where you at? You better show me that you got some SKILLis, cause I WILLis Not Lose!

I'm out like Grant Hill seems to be every year. Peace!

Hold up, hold up, hold up... Manny? You'll give me a chocolate bar or a banana? What the fuck? Was that supposed to be funny? You used to come a little bit harder than that... MONKEY! Anyway, I got a NEW half bar for you...

"You wonder why they call you BITCH!" - PAC

Now for your old half bars...

"Guys, I love you! I'm sorry I was beefin! If I could, I would hug you!" - Anny

"You's a ho!" - Ludacris

"All you old rappers tryin to advance/it's all over now, take it like a man" - PAC

"Hasta La Victoria Nunca!" - H3K

I'm out like H.L.V.S. should be from this thread. Peace!

"I'm done.I'm done,I destroyed U,I Destroyed U,Anny,Anny" and Blah,Blah Blah. Qoolout, I see your practicing for your next Pep rally. Cheerleading is going well huh? You don't got the balls to let us know what your name is. do you? I know for a fact nobody calls you that name around your way. But then again your buddy Willis,Adrian or white-boy trying to act black Hillis does. but somebody already called you out on that, right Adrian? "You can't win. You can't win"- I knew that was you in Rocky. Stupid niggaz. Keep chanting my name: Manolo'Manny'Guevara....Hasta La Victoria Siempre....Yo Worst(Best) tear these two Puercos Sucios a new asshole...20ECUA02 20ECUA02 !!!!

Ok, I've come to the conclusion that this is NOT the real Manny, and thus IMPOSTERS deserve NO BARS!

I'm out like two foul balls followed by a strike. Peace!

Hillis 3000's entry for the title of internet rapper's GOAT...

"Your reign on the top was short like leprechauns, as I crush so called willies, thugs, and rappadons/get in that ass, kick fast like Ramadan, it's that rap phenomenon, don datta, you just gotta, call me Frances M.H. White..."

Oops! If this was court, Biggie would sue! For real though, let's get this battle on the road. Should I just start it off? I'll wait to hear word from a VET, and then we can go at it. Ya taste me, playas. But I take this war shit deeply, so I'll leave y'all with a modified Jadakiss and Camel quote to show what HILLIS 3000 will bring to the table...

"And if I'm not better than BIG and PAC, I'm the closest one." - Camel/H3K

"Who's the best now that BIG and PAC ain't here? Y'all will know the answer when Mr. Don't Stop ain't here." - Kiss/H3K

P.S. Hillis 3000 = Mr. Don't Stop

I'm out like uh, like, uh... goddammit! I'm havin outro block! Peace!

"If all goes well, I'll be showin some chick my O-face... you know? OH! OH! OH! Heh, heh, heh..." - lame albino white dude in Office Space

Have any of you cats seen Office Space? That might be one of the funniest movies I've ever seen! Y'all need to peep it. For real, pimpin...

"Oh yeah?! Well at least I didn't sleep with Lumbergh!" - Peter Gibbons

I'm out like IniTech. Peace!

Adrian my dear, It's me alright. Manny is short for Manolo. Where is your cheerleader friend Qoolout? Most likely chanting my name to everybody or hiding behind the computer. Se Acabo for you!! means its Over bro. Like the words you said in your RockyIV movie "You can't win"..A yo The Worst(Best) tear these two cheerleaders a new one and drop some lyrics. What can I say he's the best here....This is not in my repetoire but for my Puercos Sucios here we go: "Check it out/ Swing a bat on you like the devil himself/put it on in sickness or health/nigga you can only breathe wit help/Manny aint playing/you dont wanna hear what your saying ya self/hit the street with incredible beats/Im renowwned for tearing it down/never have you heard a similar sound/ I'm a beat both of you till I break my hands"- theBEATNUTS....'You betta watch yo step"...Hasta La Victoria Siempre..Manolo'Manny'Guevara

"It's gonna take all these niggas in the rap game to barely move me/Cuz when I blow up shit I'ma have niggas fallin' like white bitches in a scary movie"--DMX, in pure raw energy form (DAMN I MISS THOSE DAYS)

"And these niggas is wrong/Using your name in vain/And then they claim to be New York's King?"--Nas

What up, peeps?! I just finished typing my resume' (Gotta take your time when writing the bomb-ass resume). Yo, I was looking through the old thread yesterday and today, and those were some wild memories (especially the Mann vs Q battle). I'm just gonna type in a few memorable quotes from the old thread with the dates on them, so here it goes:

"And you big dumbass, what the fuck does hip-hop being in the Bronx have to do with anything?! James Naismith invented basketball, but he aint the best player ever."--Hillis responding to LOX when he said, "If it wasnt for the Bronx, this rap shit wouldnt be going on"-- October 22, 2001

"Manny, I was wondering something about you,In your "English as a Second Language class", why did they give you an insane pride in spelling, but leave you with a complete lack of grammatical skills?"-- Hillis (again) October 30 2001

"THIS AINT A SPELLING BEE SO WE DONT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT WHAT WERE WRITING IN THIS JOINT"--LOX, OCT 30, 2001

"Learn to spell 'You' and 'everybody's' before you address me again"-- Qoolout to Manny Nov 9, 2001

"HASTA LA VICTORIA SEMPRE"--Manny in the end of all his postings

"Da South is barely accepted, the East is respected--Best during beef with Hillis

"Lyrically, Jay-z better than Nas? What you smokin?? Pass me some of that shit man cuz you trippin."--Mr G Reaper Dec 14, 2001 ( just thought he sounded funny)

"1st of all mad niggaz are sayin nas is a poet...so is every rapper out there. Their rhymes and verses are poems, ignorant fucks."--d (dynamicdezzy@aol.ocm),Dec 14, 2001 (techically fellas he is kinda right)

Big J's respose to Dynamicdezzy on Dec 14 (Too long to quote but well- worth it to look back to it).

The whole Manny vs Qoolout battle

The Best vs Hillis

etc, etc, etc,

If ya can find more funny things from the old post to write about, feel free, I wanted to quckly go down memory lane.

Central Connecticut( In New Britian, Ct, 20 minutes from my city Waterbury) vs Pittsburgh on Friday. Mad parties this past weekend at the college for the second time ever that they got in the tournament, and even bigger and more parties coming up if they get lucky and beat Pittsburgh. Hey, Gonzaga made the Sweet 16 3 times in the row, and their team stunk compared to the teams they played.Easy schedule my ass!! What up, Hillis? Now it seems that we got another imposter in the form of a "Bob" instead of the real "bob". WILL THE REAL "BOB" PLEASE STAND UP? Best, the battle competition is a real good idea, and we already see that Hillis has started, but will he finish?......Stay tuned.

I'm out like 3 strikes (how's that one Hillis? LOL)

"It's not about the East and West. It's about niggas and bitches, power and money, riders and punks. Which side are you on?"--2Pac (second greatest mc)

And now, a quote from the G.O.A.T (hey, that rhymed! lol)................"I used to get feels on a bitch/ Now I throw shields on the dick/ To stop me from that HIV shit"---Crowned Champion, Notorious "B.I.G.,G.I.E/ A.K.A, B.I.G/ Get it?, Biggie"

"A blee, blee, blee, blee, a..that's all folks"--Porky Pig

"Niggas is mad I get more butts than ashtrays/Fuck a fair one I gets mine the fast way/Ski-mask way with a ransom note/Far from hansome but damn a nigga tote (what you tote?)/More guns than roses/ Foes is shakin in their boots........You shoulda been a cop, fuck hip-hop/ with that freestyle you're bound to get shot...."---G.O.A.T., Notorious B.I.G

yo yo some quotes from my favorite rapper of all time the Notorious Glorious B.I.G, R.I.P

"Damn! Niggaz wanna stick my for my cream And it ain't a dream, things ain't always what it seem"

"To all the ladies in the place with style and grace Allow me to lace these lyrical duches in your bushes"

"Armed and dangerous, ain't too many can bang with us Straight up weed no angel dust, label us Notorious"

"Squeeze yo' clip, hit the right one Pass that weed, I got to light one All them niggaz I got ta fight one All them hoes I got ta like one Our situation is a tight one"

"Number six: that god damn credit, dead it You think a crackhead payin you back, shit forget it"

"Number three: never trust no-bo-dy Your moms'll set that ass up, properly gassed up Hoodie to mask up, shit, for that fast buck she be layin in the bushes to light that ass up" LOL

"Motherfuckers mad cause I blew, niggaz envious Too many niggaz on my dick, shit strenuous When my men bust, you just move wit such stamina Slugs missed ya, I ain't mad at cha (we ain't mad at cha)"

"My nine flies, baptize, rap guys"

"Biggie Smalls for mayor, the rap slayer The hooker layer - motherfucker say your prayers" Hillis you know EM aint make that song no classic

"Fat like a Lexus coupe, I'll rip your troop Not even Lois Lnae could get the scoop"

"I got nines in the bedroom, glocks in the kitchen A shotty by the shower if you wanna shoot me while I'm shittin"

"I'm seeing body after body and our mayor Guiliani ain't tryin to see no black man turn to John Gotti"

"Niggas is mad I get more butt than ash trays Fuck a fair one I get mines the fast way"

"I guess they figure I'm paid, I wanna get laid or since I got loot I wanna knock boots"

I hear a lot of tournament talk around the board. But I think it would b better to have a round robin instead of a tournament. Because everybody would battle each other. So be won't be any excuses, plus if you fall off once you can still be in the heat of things. Plus we would really know who is the G.O.A.T because each person faces off on each other. How bout it?

Aiight, fellas, I'ma start too, cuz I'm amped now. I'm gonna work my way up, since I only spat one flow the entire time (vs Best in the old thread way back in November)and then stayed out of all the battles while I had to sharpen my skills. So I'm gonna start from the worst (Bob, or bob, whichever he prefer) and work my way up to the Elite 4(Best, Hillis, 3:16, and qoolout). Round 1! Ding Ding!!!

I spit a verse at you just to test your heart/Wait for you to respond rip your flesh apart/You never could so that mean you either dead or smart/How long you gonna hide because you dread my spark?/Shitty verses will fuckup your numbers and profits/You wasn't runnin your projects/You just "run in" your projects/And you aint got no guns in your closet/You can't be fly neither if you a bum wit no pockets/Now you owe a bunch of dollars to see/You gotta spell your name right before you holla at me (remember Boob fellas?)/I'ma give them people a new way to ID you/That's an IV in your arm and I see you/So if they see blood leaking then it's gotta be you/Tell yo hood don't try to persue me/I'd advise you to ride with an ooze/You probably one of those fags that cry in the movies/I dont want y'all to think I did this out of the blue/Cuz I know I'm hotter than you/Like Jay said it's "always the weakest nigga outta the crew"/clown-ass nigga's skills is way far from the rest/Gonna try to come out and start with the vets/If he really have skills then let him spar wit the "Best"/Fuck it I'll pull this bitch's cards with no refs/You need to visit the wizard, PUT A HEART IN YOUR CHEST!!/I'ma take whatever fanbase you have, hoes and all/You a herb-ass nigga your flows told it all/J-Dolo doesn't fold in brawls/All J-Dolo do is stroll through malls/"Bobby" Brown is about to be mad/This is no fun and I'm about to be sad/But why me apologize I rather end his career/I'll let it go if you surrender in fear/But I won't end it in here/There's the closet, turn into a woman in there/This is rap you say got some pound on the shelf/Fuck a freestyle,let's go some rounds for the wealth/You and Rob deserve each other, a clown and a elf(Mario and Luigi ass niggas)/What were you thinkin wit that HA! verse/You better go pray or read some Proverbs/So far nigga you just lost cuz of my outburst!!

Made me mad! Bob, bob, boob. boobie...IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!!! Well, the crowd is waitin, so go ahead and recycle some rhymes from somebody or better yet, get a ghostwriter, cuz it will take you and 3 ghostwriters just for me to give you half a bar if your response is wack.

Hurry. The clock is tickin'

I'm out the same way Hillis be out this mutha*****

Oh Yeah...B-O-B, get done up and waxed quick/b-o-b, get done up and waxed quick/"Booby-Brown get gunned up and waxed quicked/From Boobsie to Bobbie, damn you on "Wack's" dick/How much of stupid shit gonna come out your crap lips/Comin in here wit that flow, now that's drastic/WHy apoligize, because you just got your ass kicked--- Bobby's "Burner" Flip-over Remix by J-D to the izzo, L to the izzo.

If ya know who "Wack" is, then you'll understand that part (Hillis and Best should know.

I'm out like balls hit by Sammy Sosa and Barry Bonds

What I meant to say was...How much of "Wack's" name is gonna come out your chapped lips.. But either way, it sounds funny, chapped, crap, cracked, either way his lips aren't mentioned in a positive tone (LOL Hillis and Best)

LOL, I've messed up again, it was...How much stupid shit is gonna come out yo chapped lips?..You know what, NEVER MIND (LOL)

"And if I ain't better than BIG and PAC, I'm the closest one." - Camel/H3K

"I'm the baddest nigga walkin, the realest nigga talkin/the crown is up for grabs, so every THREAD VET I'm stalkin//pick you off one by one, H3K divides and conquers/respected world-wide, from Great Britain straight to Yonkers//H3K, the fuckin legend, I studied and surpassed the best/no disrespect, Nchekwube, but you were not on aforementioned test//Pac gave the motivation, BIG gave the determination/the people gave me affirmation, so sit back and marvel at my creation//I've made many people famous, and controlled the destinies of the elite/I've destroyed a few demons, that's why I am the God MC//this crown only fits on my head, but you can still try to grab it/but God ordained me as the GOAT, so this crown, you cannot have it//H3K not the greatest? Please, that's not possible/determined to prove my worth, so I'm basically unstoppable//so leave it alone, folks, there's no reason for others to post/Mr. Don't Stop is the only one with a God-given right to boast..."

"Who's the best now that BIG and PAC ain't here? Y'all will know the answer when Mr. Don't Stop ain't here." - Kiss/H3K

P.S. Mr. Don't Stop = Hillis 3000

All right, folks. It's all love on this thread from H3K! Since I ain't givin Bob/bob/Manolo anything but half bars, and kazper/Rob-bre have disappeared, I got no beef no more! Everybody else here is cool people. That's my entry for Round 1. Since I went first, I shouldn't have to go first for Rounds 2,3, and so on... But for real, we should do AT LEAST three rounds. Y'all taste me? Anyway, for real, y'all should peep out Office Space. That shit is pure comedy.

"Um, yeah, Peter... did ya get that memo about the TPS reports?" - Lumbergh

I'm out like the Seattle Seahawks from the AFC. Peace!

What up, heads?! Shout-outs to the veteran squad on this Flow-for- Flow competition. Aiight there ain't no official beef between me and anybody I just wanted to see if I still had that battle mentality. To me this is fun. Now ya got me wantin to spit, so it's all good.Beef is beef, but rap is rap. This isn't really official but if ya want to count it, so be it.So here it goes:

We all awaiting Christ/Others got money awaiting dice/Me,I had to stick with a stage and a mic/Throwing dice in great cracks/Spending nights in state slacks/Life's nuthin but a big payback/They say anything you want comes a price and a risk/My brother was always nice with his fist and I was nice with the fifth/My nigga Ralph got hit twice with a Smiff/And why do George Bush always replace his lies with a myth/My mother always handles family ties with a twist/So I perfected my "why's" and my "if's"/So many try but they miss/ When I die and I'm stiff/I wanna leave my life as a gift/And in the future do right for my kids/Instead of doing twenty-one to life bids/I'm in my porsche doin speed-of-light skids/

I was thinking of doing a HA! Remix ,but I won't touch that right now (LOL). Anyways fellas keep doin' it, Peace.

OFFICE SPACE..GREAT MOVIE.....that shit is soo fuckin hilarious.... Thank you for calling initech, Nina speaking..JUST A MOMENT!!

I just noticed, what in the fuck kind of name is Rob-Bre?!?!?1 HAHAHAHAHAHA god damn thats the gayest damn name ive seen on this thread or the old one!

Hell dogs have better names than that! the fuck was that crackhead thinking?

"Oh my God, it's him!" "Who, who is it?" THE BEST MOTHAFUCKAS!! Aiyo, I have "free time" in my Electronic Graphics course, so I thought I'd make my first round verse....and guess who it's directed towards.......

Aiyo, Check it:

I'm UNMASKIN' a character ACTIN' whose not familiar with rounds/ no heat PACKIN', rhymes SLACKIN', next opponent: "BOB"by Brown/ skills are WACK AND his mouth is ASSIN' out a blasphemous sound/ verse TRAPPIN' steady CATCHIN' misused punchlines and nouns/ I'm not LAUGHIN', external BLASTED, with his "form" on the ground/ Now they ASKIN' what HAPPENED?, disemBOBied(disembodied)this clown/ he was RATTIN', lyric HACKIN', mission had to go down/ After THAT THEN soul SNATCHIN' by my devlish hounds/ conclude the YAPPIN', no one's CLAPPIN', and keep the cock from ya mouth/ you try to emulate my style, a mastermind thread clone/ I'm not a BANK, so my lyrics are never open for LOANS/ with that "HA" disposal, if you was TESTIN' me ya DEAD WRONG/ wanna battle?, better bring a whole militia along/ Everytime I lace a verse, receive an "A" for my grade/ ya HEART'S not in this kid, ya flows are survivin' off SPADES/ my battle record shows all the lyrical deaths that I've made/ I'll rape you with EAZY E's mic, so you're defeated with AIDS/ Lookin' foward to round dos, in battle with whoever I engage.....ONE MYSELF!!

Who's next.....Manny, J-Dolo, Kazper, maybe Hillis? What yall think? "Noooo, he's leavin'!" "Who, who's leavin?" THE BEST MOTHAFUCKAS!!

"My flow is TWICE as nice, my skills are TWICE as great/ so while you spit ya metaFOURS, I create my metaEIGHTS"-The Best

"Niggaz rhyme wack, and wanna blame it on the Lord like Mase"-Chino XL

See, I say I won't be addressing Anny when I come on here. But just when I think she can't say anything more foolish then the last time, she proves me wrong. Anny, 1st of all, we know you're the fake Anny, so for now on we'll call you Anny-Ann. (A simple email to the real Anny can confirm this). Now, back to your stupidness. I never said anyone outside the thread called me "Qool." In that flow, I was saying I was Qool, so I would be calling myself that, dummy. And why do you want my real name? You know what? Don't even answer that question, you can "want to know" all you want. It starts with a Q, that's all you get Anny-Ann. Dolo, that was a tight flow. The board gave me the impresion that I was the best kept secret, but clearly it's you. It's you for now; we might see something hot from H-Wood or Big J... or even Steph. Picture that. What if Steph came on here and just posted some stuff that blew y'all away. LOL I'm out, holla.

Anny-Ann? Now you really struggling Suzie "Q'. Better get back to your cheerleading practice. Didn't your wife Adrian tell you "YOu Can't Win"!! You better believe this is ME. Came on here a last year. I knew you didn't have the balls to tell us your name. That's alright Suzie"Q", There is no ESCAPING ME. I told you it wasn't about winning in our first battle, but now I had to finish you off. Thinking you 'influenced people', your pathetic and your thinking is lame...A yo Pet Squad, mostly directed to Adrian and his wife Suzie"Q", I'm not good at flowing but Im gonna give it a try...Manny the greatest?/ofcourse he is/making fools out of my two little pigs/J- dolo almost made it three when he went after Manolo/bad move fella/but then again you no betta/....Ah, got a meeting to run to. Suzie"Q" and Adrian you all two couldn't bust grapes in a food fight- There is no Escape!!! Hasta La Victoria Siempre, Manolo'Manny'Guevara

"And thus, IMPOSTERS deserve NO BARS!" - H3K

Muthaflippin Mike! What they know about the "O" face? Mike, let me ask you something: when you go to work on Monday, adn you're having a bad day, does someone come up to you and say, "Look's like a bad case of the Mondays?" LMAO!

I'm out like Michael Bolton from IniTech. Peace!

What up peeps? I haven't even said anything about you throughout the whole time, but now it seems that you want to be my next opponent, but I have to jet to Hartford for this college fair. Peace, fellas. Manny, if you was serious wit that rhyme, then I'm willin to respond, and I'm still waitin on Bobs/

Im tired of seeing this punk ass motherfucker JaRule. a disgrace to queens and a disgrace to rap all together! anyone see this bitch ass singing on the video with Mary J? what a damn pansy. funny thing is he thinks he sounds good doing that shit but id rather suffer a critical blow to the head than hear his now turned WHITE ass.

Yo! when we gonna be voting on this thing...

I only spit truth, no need to circumnavigate/the hip hop heavyweight/allow me to demonstrate/contesting for champion lyricist is a near impossibility/3:16 goes though on sheer ability/I suited perfectly to lyrical competition/each line hits with a snipers precision/I done it before like in a voodoo preminition/I won this already so hand over the title/2 thousand 2 champ for a hip hop recital/why would I give you half a bar when you aint getting half a twinky/I throw your flow down the stairs as if your name was "slinky"/In non-title matches y'all claim to be "the best"/so i'll get this shit off my chest/lay the question to rest/I dispatch all clowns with lyrical witicisms/never stand for criticisms/have you locked down like "prisisisons"

Thats my first entry into the "Greatest of all time on this muthafuckin' thread" competition. So everyone contributing, keep that shit real. Shout outs to all the vets, especially those putting down verses.

Peace

Big J, I feel ya. I can't stand Ja Rule. People act like he's the next Pac or something. And those were some pretty good quotes you put up there last time. Watch out for the ones I post next time. Anny-Ann, leave me alone. Go on another trip or something. Cuz claims she is an adult but is the most childish one on here. Why do you want my name? So you can continue to "Say my name. Say my name?" LOL Seriously, just go on another fake trip, you aren't even funny anymore. Don't make me e-mail the real Anny.

"Guys! I love you! I'm sorry I was beefin, if I could, I'd hug you!" - Anny

" STEPPING BACK ON THE SCENE WITH THE GANGSTA LEAN,...OOOH,...OOOOOOOOH. Nigga been out for a hot minute, i see we got some high class battles going on...... i like that. makes me feel all gushy inside. how can a nigga get down,.....

done.

Adrian to Suzie'Q',"You Can't Win"!! and worst of all you quit,tapped out, call it what you want, you couldn't handle the assault. Am I a comedian? I ain't on here to make you laugh Suzie"Q", just to embarass you, which I did. Make you quit, which I did. Your wife Adrian couldn't help, but at least he don't quit, he just likes taking a beating. I thought you had something in the first battle, but you disappointed me so im gonna let you go. I dug your grave and put you in it. Like your wife Adrian says: Your Out!..How does that feel? Frist, TheWorst(Best) battering you for three rounds and then I humiliating you, a constant barrage that you just couldn't take. Don't email me, I don't converse with quitters. I still want to know your name though, cause nobody on here should call you Qoolout. Suzie'Q' is your only name....On that note, Hasta La Victoria Siempre,..Manolo'Manny'Guevara

"Leave me alone",Leave me alone, I can't take it anymore"-Qoolout now and forever known on this thread as Suzie'Q'

LOL, Whatever, as long as you leave me alone. Call it what you want? But I stand corrected, you are still funny, lol. Too funny.

"Guys! I love you! I'm sorry I was beefin, if I could, I'd hug you!" - Anny

"and thus, IMPOSTERS deserve NO BARS!" - H3K

Hey Qool, I think you'd agree that the original Manny never RODE DICK! The Best is tight as hell and forever my nigga, but GOD DAMN! The new "Manny" (or Anny-Ann) gives The Best a shout out in EVERY SINGLE POST! But the funniest part is The Best NEVER (and I mean NEVER) SHOUTS BACK! What the fuck? The real Manny would at least fight his own battles, even if nobody had his back. This fuckin IMPOSTER Manny is constantly lookin for The Best to support him. Stand on your own two feet, FAGGOT! And I believe lowercase Bob about uppercase Bob. Lowercase Bob rides Wack Rob's dick. Uppercase IMPOSTER Bob rides (guess who?) THE BEST'S NUTS! All that shit about the two bests clashin at the top. Look IMPOSTER, I know Best can speak for himself, but I am certain that Nchekwube is not a faggot, so he doesn't want you. Stop fantasizing about him; he is NOT gay! Just because you love him, or maybe you like that he likes Nas over Jay, maybe you like his lyrics. Whatever! But the nigga is straight, he loves da honeys, so you will NEVER EVER be able to suck his dick in real life! OK? OK? OK? Stop it, stop it, stop it. Even thoigh we've reworked "Ether" a million times, it still applies here: from 3:16 to kazper to Big J to bob to Manny, DAMN YOU CRAVE BEST'S DICK! But you won't get it you fucking faggot. Go to another thread and find another nigga on the internet to stalk. This shit is fucking sickening. I mean, if the nigga actually responded to you, it might not be as sick. But the nigga doesn't even say your fucking name! He pays you NO attention! What, do you like Kappas? Is that why you attack me and Qool and 3:16? Because we once had beef with him? Look, speakin for myself, I ain't got nothin but love for The Best, even if the funniest shit he said was primarily about dissin the South! lol Damn, nigga, get a life, get a new thread, do something! Quit posin as somebody just to get The Best to notice you. Please. Best, I ain't tryin to speak for you or defend you, you a grown ass man, and like with Rob all of sudden ridin Q's dick, I just call it like I see it. But it's gettin disgustin. I mean, seriously, none of us even know each other. I give niggas a shout out, but damn, I don't know J-Dolo from the man in the moon! And 3:16 is all the way in damn England! Hell, Steph could be a 900 pound man for all I know. So for someone to come to the INTERNET just to get his rocks off ridin dick is just pathetic, and I'm tired of watching the shit. If you come in here, dammit, please be able to post as you! Not takin on somebody else and being a faggot pussy IMPOSTER! Damn!

I'm drunk as fuck right now, so if that shit didn't type out right, forgive me. But it's from the heart. Internet dick ridin has got to end. We are about to battle for the crown and we don't need no bullshit right now. We need realness. Eliminate the fakers. Be real! Damn!

Maybe the reason I'm so adamant about this shit right now is because I'm drunk as fuck... Oh well, fuck it. I turn 2a on Monday so I'm hype as hell. Yeah niggas. Oh yeah, Mike drop some more Office Space on these niggas...

"I believe you took my stapler..." - Milton in Office Space

I'm out like the fire Milton started at IniTech. Peace!

"and thus, IMPOSTERS deserve NO BARS!" - H3K

Hey Qool, I think you'd agree that the original Manny never RODE DICK! The Best is tight as hell and forever my nigga, but GOD DAMN! The new "Manny" (or Anny-Ann) gives The Best a shout out in EVERY SINGLE POST! But the funniest part is The Best NEVER (and I mean NEVER) SHOUTS BACK! What the fuck? The real Manny would at least fight his own battles, even if nobody had his back. This fuckin IMPOSTER Manny is constantly lookin for The Best to support him. Stand on your own two feet, FAGGOT! And I believe lowercase Bob about uppercase Bob. Lowercase Bob rides Wack Rob's dick. Uppercase IMPOSTER Bob rides (guess who?) THE BEST'S NUTS! All that shit about the two bests clashin at the top. Look IMPOSTER, I know Best can speak for himself, but I am certain that Nchekwube is not a faggot, so he doesn't want you. Stop fantasizing about him; he is NOT gay! Just because you love him, or maybe you like that he likes Nas over Jay, maybe you like his lyrics. Whatever! But the nigga is straight, he loves da honeys, so you will NEVER EVER be able to suck his dick in real life! OK? OK? OK? Stop it, stop it, stop it. Even thoigh we've reworked "Ether" a million times, it still applies here: from 3:16 to kazper to Big J to bob to Manny, DAMN YOU CRAVE BEST'S DICK! But you won't get it you fucking faggot. Go to another thread and find another nigga on the internet to stalk. This shit is fucking sickening. I mean, if the nigga actually responded to you, it might not be as sick. But the nigga doesn't even say your fucking name! He pays you NO attention! What, do you like Kappas? Is that why you attack me and Qool and 3:16? Because we once had beef with him? Look, speakin for myself, I ain't got nothin but love for The Best, even if the funniest shit he said was primarily about dissin the South! lol Damn, nigga, get a life, get a new thread, do something! Quit posin as somebody just to get The Best to notice you. Please. Best, I ain't tryin to speak for you or defend you, you a grown ass man, and like with Rob all of sudden ridin Q's dick, I just call it like I see it. But it's gettin disgustin. I mean, seriously, none of us even know each other. I give niggas a shout out, but damn, I don't know J-Dolo from the man in the moon! And 3:16 is all the way in damn England! Hell, Steph could be a 900 pound man for all I know. So for someone to come to the INTERNET just to get his rocks off ridin dick is just pathetic, and I'm tired of watching the shit. If you come in here, dammit, please be able to post as you! Not takin on somebody else and being a faggot pussy IMPOSTER! Damn!

I'm drunk as fuck right now, so if that shit didn't type out right, forgive me. But it's from the heart. Internet dick ridin has got to end. We are about to battle for the crown and we don't need no bullshit right now. We need realness. Eliminate the fakers. Be real! Damn!

Maybe the reason I'm so adamant about this shit right now is because I'm drunk as fuck... Oh well, fuck it. I turn 22 on Monday so I'm hype as hell. Yeah niggas. Oh yeah, Mike drop some more Office Space on these niggas...

"I believe you took my stapler..." - Milton in Office Space

I'm out like the fire Milton started at IniTech. Peace!

l heard there is the greatest battle in the history of the thread,all versus all,l want some of that,so niggaz heres my proverbial "2 cents".so Hollywood and all y'all vets can you rate each of the shits thats been posted so far,and niggaz can take shots at whoever is on top.

You came in with that lame song/you didn’t know you’d have to battle the black james Bond/the rap game don/you cats aint strong/l am in,the game is on/biters take your pick,theres more where that came from/this faggot got 2 personalities called dum and dummer/l’m gonna make this battle hot like the sun in summer/you aint biggie so you get no warning/wizard attack you in the wee hours of the morning/catch you yawning/leave ya moms mourning/then bust a nut in her womb the one you was born in./l know you’s a thug from philly/but if you put away that nine milly/ l’ll smack you silly/but on the rilly/my rimes carry weight,yours got no mass/yo shit puts me off like bitches with no ass/u gotta brain but no skill,like ritches with no cash/money tied up in assets/yo level l surpass it/if you wanna be the goat you gotta be writin classics/l’ll save my shit for the final,never duck before l bust/never bust before l fuck/never fuck before she suck/l never suck no matter what./just take a stroll in the hip-hop nat king cole’s shoes/your mind and soul fuse,/meditation is old news /the mic comes alive the,mind becomes receptive/the rhyme becomes effective/competition will exit.

What up, heads?! The battle still lingers on and I'm lovin it. I don't know about the rest of ya, but I'm startin' recognize wizard's skills right now, so this battle might be up for grabs. Someone else called me out for no reason at all, but I won't say no names because he's not worth mentioning his name, but i'll give a clue: Right now he's ridin on "Best's" dick, and it's not "bob" this time. Hillis, You're 110% on what you're sayin about niggas ridin' on niggas even though they don't get a response back from them. I'll try as best as I can to not take this corny-ass nigga seriously, so he's another one towards another "dick-ridin faggot", old-school style:

"Yo V.I.P, Let's kick it" (This song goes to the Ice,Ice,Baby beat)

"This nigga's wack, wack, baby"--chorus (Sounds familiar?)

All right stop, take a minute and listen/J-Dolo's here with another vision/"Danny" thinks that he be flowin' tightly/Semen is the only thing he's flowin nightly/Will he ever stop, Yo, I dont know/Turn on the lights, OH NO!!!(girls screaming)/To the extreme I "Rocks da mic" like Siegal/Sendin shots to this clown with a desert eagle/DANCE!, this nigga is so corny/ when he see "Best's" rhymes he be gettin horny/HASTA LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA LA SIEMPRE/Read my lips i'm not Spanish, comprehende?/CORNY, is how this sound/You need to join the circus because you're a clown/If there is a problem yo i'll solve it/Dont forget the Blue Cheese dressing when you toss it/

"This nigga's Wack,Wack, Baby"(3x)

Now I got this nigga's heart thumpin'/With the Vasoline this nigga's gonna start humpin'/Quick to the point,to the point no faking/eating out guys asses like a pound of bacon/Greasy palms, they should call him Hand-Solo(Han-Solo)/Niggas see me mad they be like, Damn Dolo/YO, YO,YO,YO,YO,YO,YO!/Qoolout already made you his HO!HO!HO!/Niggas have already pointed out your "gayness/We already know so you dont got to fake it/If there is a problem, Yo I'll solve it/Dont'forget the Blue Chess Dressing when you toss it/

This nigga's wack, wack, baby(4X)

Word to ya mama!!

It was nice to get back to old-school for a minute, fellas, but I gotta go, but will be back later. Peace, vets and battlecats. One

Hittin' Y'all Up (The Transformation)(Volume 7)

What's this all about?/ The threads in the middle of a battle?/ Well, QOOL can't be left OUT./ That's like a snake withOUT a rattle./ Like a telling wit no tattle/ a scribble without a scrabble./ Let a brother up in on this competition/ They been begging me to post again since the beginning/ Since I gave the board Volume number 1 /and that was just for some pre summer fun./ But now y'all hooked like it's crack/ saying "please Qool, come back." / Well, here I am, Out comma Qool/ Volume 7: it's like the rest, but it's new./ Y'all know Qoolout/ will pull the lyrical tools out/ I thought my boy told ya: I knock all fools out/ Never ever been a slouch and I never ever fail/ "Only tounges and food go in my mouth," is what I tell them females./

Naw, hold up, hold up! Remember I told y'all about the exit Pac enter Mackaveli move? Here it is. "I know y'all been waiting for this for a long time. Well, here it is, here it is." (Pac with Bone)

Exit Qoolout enter All-Out.

Never claimed to be the BEST, just better than you/ You might get the girls wet, but I get em wetter than you/ You'll never ever hear me flowin' about my cheddar/ or new Averex leather or I-B sweater/ I give you more than that./ And that's why the vets gimme respect./ Or is it because I destroyed the real Anny plus the imPOSTor?/ I'll do ya ALL in; who wanna be next on that roster?/ You? Will you ain't worthy/ After this battle's over the V-Squad can just retire my jersey./ Cause I'll climb all HILL(i)S on my way to the dirty./ I say I'm not a rapper, nevertheless, my words will blast ya/ And make ya ghost like KAZPER/ after I ROB you young bastards./ I'm BIGger than J you little DOLO/ While you got nothing to say, I'm bringin' it to y'all, solo/ I'll stomp you and STEP(h) off/ The boss of the boss/ Go get a heart from the WIZZARD/ or at least some shelter from this lyrical blizzard/ ALL is flippin' ALL MUTHA'S/ got you young bucks looking up from the gutta/ I been on here since Sept. 01 and I ain't take not 1 loss./ Like that town HOLLYWOOD y'all too fake and soft/ I took on a transformation/ with the sole purpose to play every poster like a station (playstation) / You can try to stick and move, move and stick and BOB ya head/ But yous a SIDESHOW hoe, just quit, before you get me fed/ Up to the top, you funnier than a SQUIRREL mixed with a COP, but just as sad/ QOOL finally shouted you OUT and now you scared./ I came harder than the rest on this day, 3/16/ Yeah you a player, but I'm the coach of the team./ QOOL IS OUT LIKE LOX IS FROM THIS THREAD./ Right now call me ALL-OUT; for now QOOL is dead.

Come on ain't nobody gonna be able to touch that, lol. I think I got the perfect way to vote on this. Everybody can vote; you have to vote, but you can't vote for yourself. For example, I gotta give my round one vote to the boy Wiz. He surprised me with his rhymes; that was clearly your best work so far. Anyway, everybody else can go ahead and vote and then we can go to round 2. Even if you don't flow you can still cast a vote. Hillis, happy B-day. That post against Anny-Ann had me rollllllling. And I hope all y'all know that the V # 7 flow was strictly a flow; I got no beef on here. I mean Side-show and Anny -Ann want it, but they aren't worthy. Shout out to Dolo for givin' it to him.

"And I ain't never did a crime I ain't had to do, but now I'm back wit the Blacks, given it back to you"-2Pac

"It's not even close just leave it alone/ I'm Michael Jordan; I play with a team I own." -Jay Z

"A new day brings a new problem to a brother/ and all I gotta say is 'Thank God for my mother'. Cause w/out my mama dear, my life would have been a joke/ either locked up, laying dead or still slangin' dope." Scarface

"Cops gonna have to put a A-P-B on you/ cause you was talking bull and ain't have a G-A-T on you." -Jae Hood "Muh, Can't do nothing to me/ You think you Scarface, but you ain't see the end of the movie." Jadakiss

"Thought I would be stressed w/out you but I'm chillin'/ Thought I wouldn't sale without you, sold nine million" - My baby mama, Beyonce'

"Why did you call your album the great Depression?"- Reporter, "Cause that's what it's gonna be for these other rappers when it drops: A Great Depression" -DMX

"Why did you rename yourself All-Out?" - Fake Reporter "Because that's how I'm going at these other posters: All Out" - All-Out

Adrian, don't let me serve you up a Suzie'Q' Special. I could give a shit if the TheWorst(Best) gives me a shoutout. From my point of view, he is better than you and your wife Suzie'Q'. Don't be mad...As for J-dolo, bringing it to Manolo is a big No-No. You are now part of the triangle, otherwise known as the Three-Little pigs.More later on you. Did you say something Suzie'Q'? Still reciting more lines from Destiny's Child? I mean it's good that you think Beyonce is cute and all, but you seriously seem to admire their work and are always spitting lines of theirs. You have been listening to their album too much fella, you probably listening to it as I write. I'm laughing at your stupid ass right now!!!!! But you tapped so I will never address you again. You pathetic fool....Now for the other little pig, Adrian, "You Can't Win" ring a bell???. You three should know how the story to the Three Little Pigs ends, right? Im the Big Bad Wolf. stupid niggaz never learn...P.S. I changed my mind Suzie'Q', there is no Escaping Me!!You must try to deal with the Fury..Hasta La Victoria Siempre!!! Manolo'Manny'Guevara..

"Leave Me Alone","Leave Me Alone", "I Can't take it Anymore"-Suzie'Q' "Destiny's Child is my favorite"-Suzie'Q' "I must be stupid for going after Manny"-J-Dolo "I Can't Win"-Adrian

"And thus, IMPOSTERS deserve NO BARS!" - H3K

You's a dick ridin faggot, you want The Best's attention, THREAD VETS run you Anny Ann, ask Hillis...Simmons...lol

Any of you niggas seen Celebrity Boxing on FOX? Did y'all see Todd Bridges (the real "What you talkin bout, Willis") whip Vanilla Ice's ASS?! That shit was pure comedy!

"If you was a character on the Simpsons, I'd say you were Smithers!" - H3K

I'm out like Vanilla Ice after a Willis uppercut. Peace!

Man half of you all are CRAZY! You cannot compare Nas to Jay-Z. Jay- Z is a party rapper, he is a pop star. Nas is a lyricist, using a more complex rhyme scheme. Nas ate Jay-Z alive with his Ether literally calling him out on all his lies. Jay-Z isn't a bad rapper in any respect. He has a lot of clever verses, though his rhyme scheme is really simple. It is just STUPID to compare sales. I mean Cash Money Millionares generate some of the highest sales in the industry and they suck at rhyming, they just make party beats and shit you can bob your head to. Jay-Z makes more party songs than Nas which is why he has more sales. Wu-Tang tighter than Dr. Dre, they would eat him alive, but he makes more sales does that mean he's better? No he just sells more because he caters to a larger audience, not just the hard-core hip hop crowd. So lyrically Nas kills Jay-Z, but Jay-Z is a good rapper with a good sense of marketing and puts out more party songs. "Big Pimpin" is not a lyrically good song, but it sold millions of his albums, so don't compare sales cuz that's just ignorant.

Yo, DB, your thoughts are mad cool, but I gotta respectfully disagree. First off, the only people who put down record sales are people who like a rapper that doesn't sell much. I know that lot of morons say Jay is better than Nas because he sells more. But anybody who knows hip-hop knows that's a dumb ass argument. BUT Jay (to me) is still a much better rapper because he makes better SONGS than Nas. And that is reflected in the fact that Jay outsells Nas. Also, Nas is not necessarily a BETTER lyricist, he's just a DEEPER lyricist. I prefer Jay's wordplay, wit, and humor over Nas' lines anyday of the week. True, Ether got all in Jay's ass, but to me, Takeover did an equally good job AND Jay only dedicated ONE VERSE to Nas! The Super Ugly comeback is wack compared to Ether, but I still think the main disses are equal. Also, Wu Tang may be better than Dr. Dre, but Dr. Dre is one of the worst rappers ever. So that's not complimenting Wu. And even in the Wu, Method Man is the only one with any skills. The rest of em are reminiscing about the mid 90s wondering why time couldn't freeze then. And being from DA SOUTH, I'll listen to Cash Money because true they make me bob my head, and having fun is more important TO ME than having to think about some self proclaimed God MC rap about life as he knows it. And as wizzard pointed out, there's a certain type of charisma that makes a good rapper, and Nas lacks it. He's the WNBA of rap: mad skills, but still boring as hell!

Jay is not a pop star. Just because he makes a few catchy, beat based songs does no make him pop. That's ignorant. How many of Jay's songs do you actually listen to? Sure, Izzo, Girl, Big Pimpin are rather "light in the ass" but what about Nas? I think we can all agree (even the fiercist Nas advocates) that Nas has tried the "pop" route, too. So don't blame Jay because his fan base accepts ALL of his music, while Nas' fan base rejects it. It's also STUPID to remember one rapper's "pop" songs and ignore another's just because one happens to be your favorite.

In closing, to me Jay is better than Nas in all categories instead of DEEP LYRICS. But Jay has Nas beat in everything else. And that's H3K and his view...

I'm ready to vote and move on to Round 2. Are all the entries in? What's up, pimpins?

Shout outs to all my whodies and shawties (J-Dolo, Q, Nchekwube, Great Britain, H*Weezy, Steph, Big J AKA "The Beast!" and to anybody I missed, don't get pissed. You just weren't worthy enough to make this list! That rhymes... lol

I'm out like the Beats for Canibus Foundation. Peace!

Add Muthaflippin Mike to my shout out list and ADD MY ALL CAPS USIN ASS NIGGA LOX! AM OUT! ONE!

TLP(Three Little Pigs:Hillis,Suzie'Q',&J-Dolo), trying to rally the squad huh? go against Manny?!? Nah fellas I am a One Man Army. Suzie'Q' cahnged his name to All-Out? More like Fall-Out. Your listening to that D'Child cd too much, but then again your thinking your a 'Survivor.Gay-ass nigga.There is no Escaping ME!!...J-Dolo? Come on MuthaFucka,come on. Don't you know Corona is in the House!...3:16, sup mate. Getting closer to the extravaganza.20ECUA02!!!....till next time...Hasta La Victoria Siempre..Manolo'Manny'Guevara

'Leave Me Alone','Leave Me Aone',I can't Take it Anymore!-Suzie'Q' 'I must be stupid going after Manny'-J-Dolo 'Destiny's Child is my favorite'-Suzie'Q' 'I Can't Win'-Adrian "I dug their grave and put the 'TLP' in it"-Manny

"And thus, IMPOSTERS deserve NO BARS!" - H3K

Look, fake Manny (Anny-Ann), you should do more research on the old board. The real Manny would never say "gay-ass nigga." In fact, he never once used the term "gay" or "ass" or "nigga." Nor did he curse. Talkin about Q listenin to too much D-Child, but you been listenin to too much DMX cuz you're SLIPPIN!!! lol

I'm out like Anny-Ann's credibility. Peace!

LMAO @ "Don't forget the Blue Cheese Dressing when you toss it!" LOL! LOL! LOL!

Sorry, one more thing. You muthafuckas better wish me a happy 22nd birthday!

I'm out like 21 years old for me. Peace!

hahahaha "Bi-Polar" boxed like a little girl LOL!!! HAHAHAHA that was funny as shit.

Shout out to D. Brown. He made us see why we started this. I may speak on the question later. Big J and H3K, I kept forgeting to mention that fight. Willis dug up in V Ice, lol. Willis was not playing with cuz, I was rolling. It's coming on again on Thursday. I gotta go study for this test, but I'll be back. Oh yeah, I think kazper wanted to enter a verse too, but he needs to hurry up, talking bout how can he be down. Just post it like you been doing. Big J, where are them quotes? And who said Styles had a b-ball rap? I haven't heard it yet.

I'm out like Qool (but he'll be back).

"Guys! I love you! I'm sorry I was beefin, if I could, I'd hug you!" - Anny

SHIT! can't stay long, but hell, my vote goes to...

...uhhhh...

...J to the Dolo...

There you go. PS, Hillis, Happy muthafuckin' birthday. Last birthday I had, well... Nothin' else to say...

Q, you changing your name?

ENGLAND FOR THE WORLD CUP! YEAH!

Peace

Here we go again,.. this nigga/ youre paychecks' like two figgas/ i'm palming the crome trigga/ and busting the four "fitha"/LIKE WHAT!!!/ i double dare ya like Nickelodeon/scare you like wedding podiums/ run through ya before ya know it,.. you challenge me? "OOOHH THERE GOES DEM SLUGS AIMIN FOR YOURE HEAD,.....OH MY!"/ DONT TRY/ pimpin' dont try to test me/ i'll SNIPE you like you was WESLY/ you biting the secret recipe/ to much for you to chew so you choke/you cant be serious, snorting got you delirious/ thinkin this shit aint dangerous/gettin rich quick and famous?/ YOU DREAMIN/ your minds' compacity's lackin/ lame verbal quotes while you rappin/ my obligations to trap ya/ and laugh out loud when you beg/ i shake my head when you crawl/ like TLC's WATERFALLS/ i must admit you got balls/ to CHASE some shit that aint there..........

done.

hey All-Out,.. nice verse. really, why you been holdin out?

" no money for a mack, means drama for a hoe, paramedics told you that, through the trauma center door"..... "Project Pat"

umm,.......... oops. "Chrome" trigga

Thanx kazper. Yeah 3:16, I'm just switching it up so I can get in a "Pac" state of mind, but after all of this is over, it's back to Q double O to the L. I'm just keeping things interesting. Spekaing of that, I got some more off the wall stuff. This is to everybody, so even those who ain't flowing still can say something. If there was going to be a CD called "The Worst of Both Worlds" who should record it? I gotta think about it some more before I tell y'all my answer. Big J, don't say J. Lo and Ja either; Hillis, don't say Nas and the late, great baby girl, because you know that song is TIGHT, lol. Holla. Oh yeah, did y'all hear the radio version of "One Mic"? I like that better than the real one. "Look back at all the hate aganist me, touch all of them."

'Manny never did this'Manny never did that', Adrian, you know who you sounding like right? all up in Fall-Outs ass. I guess that's what pigs do. But Im through with the TLP, beaten and left for dead. Qoolout got called out, Adrian find out he Couldn't Win, and J-Dolo made the wrong move going after Manolo. This chapter is over. I dug ya graves and well, you know the rest. I am the greatest, most infamous, person ever to grace this thread. The TLP stepped up and got shot right back down. Don't ever say another word to me or about me. Just pay your homage and realize that you couldn't fuck with Manny!!!....R.I.P.-'TLP'.....3:16, Keep showing your pride with England, they have no chance though:El'burrito',Veron,Saviola, and Bati-gol are gonna get all up in that ass. I am on my way to Korea in a few days....Yo Worst(Best) and BigJ, Corona is in the House!!!....Hasta La Victoria Siempre..Manolo'Manny'Guevara 20ECUA02..20ECUA02....20ECUA02...p.s.Happy 22 Hillis, many more...

'Leave me alone',Leave me alone',I can't take it anymore-FallOut (akaSuzie'Q',akaQoolout,aka one of the TLP)

'I Can't Win"-Adrian(aka Hillis,aka one of the TLP)

"I must be stupid for coming at Manny'-J-Dolo(aka one of the TLP)

'Destiny's Child is my Favorite'-FallOut(aka Suzie'Q' and all others)

'I dug their grave and put the 'TLP' in it'-Manny(aka Manolo,aka,The GreatOne, aka 'The Intoxicated Demon', aka The Third Coming, watch out for it!!)

HASTA LA VICTORIA SIEMPRE

I've been away for a while finishing up some shit for school and what not. Just to address Hillis's comment about me riding Q's dick. Hillis, you are the original dick rider. I was calling you out on that from jump. Everytime Best posted you were looking to lick his balls just to gain favor in his books. Men shouldn't dick ride like that... that's a female trait. Remember when i said i only have to post once a month cause I know your faggot ass would keep my name alive as long as I was gone. Once again I was proven right. It seems like I'm in the forefront of your every thought. Can I live?... Have to go handle some business pertaining to school, everybody hold it down. BEST, Stay spitting.... Hillis, you just stay swallowing. Later people.

P.s. I was thinking of bring the BRE back to the end of my name but i'll refrain from doing so. Since it got so many pussies panties in a bunch. Hey Phillis, I don't know you for shit but since I'm on here I'll say for the record that you can suck my dick. That right there should give you enough incentive to keep my name hot for the next 2 months. You really do crave attention. Did your mom not hug you enough as a child? Or is this the result of a lifetime of rejection coming from women. Either way stop being so angry. I never meant to hurt you, I never meant to make you cry. It's all love little man. keep your chin up tiger!!!! until I decide to post again...

I know who should record the Worst of Both Worlds CD. Mystical and Erykah Badu. LOL, tell me if any of you would buy that. If you think you can come up with another odd pair, let me know. Also, me and H3K already know that that's not the real Manny, but maybe the rest of y'all don't. So you know what I did? I emailed the real one. Now, I'm 100% sure. LOL, the imposter has been called o-u-t. So tell me what you said in your reply, Anny-Ann. Dog, you are pathetic. Like I said before, keep the hate goin for Qoolout or All- Out, etc. I won't try to understand. But I guess Leave me alone was to nice for you. I should have said, raise up off of the sac. Oh well, I won't say either now. Keep givin me them shout outs; I'm flattered. Maybe you can try to be LOX now. Holla. Lastly, worst of both worlds, let me hear y'all's opinion.

"Oh my God, it's him!" "Who, who is it?" THE BEST MOTHAFUCKAS!! Aiyo, D. Brown is absolutely correct. Nas and Jay are two totally different emcees. Nas is the oracle of emceein', while Jay is another emcee with wit/clever punchlines/alot of inserts etc... I don't understand how niggaz can say Jay makes better "songs" than Nas, HOW? Jay could never spit along the lines of any joint off of Illmatic, "The Message", "I Gave You Power", "Blaze A 50", "Verbal Intercourse", "Undying Love", "Rewind", etc.... be for real. Nas is light years ahead of Jay in lyrical content, and the only thing Jay has goin' for him is Kayne West's production. Also, I don't comprehend how niggaz say Nas is boring....WHAT THA FUCK? So I guess you niggaz think Jay is entertaining, lets be realistic for a second. All Jay does is spit about how "lavish" he is with some kind of wack insert. For instance, "I got more ice than a **platinum/ice insert**, or "I ride on nothin' but **some kind of 20 inch rim insert**. Honestly, that shit is boring and it's gettin' tired. I mean if you want to hear that wackness spit, go pick up a F-A-B-O-L-O- U-S, or Jada Kiss joint. Another thing, why do niggaz make the excuse for Jay in his battle with Nas sayin' that he only did one verse against Nas, and Nas did a whole song about him. For one, Jay has made FOUR, I REPEAT FOUR comebacks to Ether, and all but one were extremely WACK!! For two, like KRS One said if ya diss is not truthfull it' s impact is soft, so Jay's impact was mad soft because on each of his disses includin' the Takeover all he spit was lies and opinions. Lastly, look at the two artists streed cred./position/accomplishments after each of their disses were released. After Takeover came out everyone counted Nasty out, but he returned viciously with the CRUCIAL Ether and made his point clear. He has arguably the best album of 2001, he has mad guest appearances on 106 and Park/TRL, he has an MTV diary, his Stillmatic tour is sellin' out everywhere, basically dun is doin' big things. Now after Ether was released, what has Jay done? I'll tell you, he heard it, went in the studio not even 24 hrs. later and recorded a LAME comeback in Supa Ugly, lost the King of NY battle Hot 97 and publically apologizes...LMAO, didn't get the response from his so called "fans" about Supa Ugly, so he makes the excuse and says it was only a "freestlye", but wait, doesn't he "freestyle" all his joints....LOL, records more LAME comebacks for Nas and continues to make himself look bad, and just when you think things couldn't get any worse he sends his little COCK A FELLAS to diss Nas on Hot 97. Not to mention the nigga has an lp comin' out with a PRICK who loves to fuck 14 yr. olds. Now you tell me who is the better emcee, and whose diss was better. One last thing, for the record sales argument....KRS One put it perfect....."Sales don't make you the authority, it just means you 'sold out' to the white majority"....FOR REAL FOR REAL!!

And my vote for the first round goes to "All Out". Even though his verse wasn't lyrically notch, it was creative because he grazed everyone with it, includin' yours truly. But don't get anything confused cause I have somethin' in store for that ass....nah mean. But on the really son I'm gone......"Nooooo, he's leavin'!" "Who, who's leavin'?" THE BEST MOTHAFUCKAS!! ONEMYSELF

"lifes a bitch and then you die"-AZ

Damn, a nigga birthday is windin down, so I wanted to come in and post a little somethin for my favorite niggas I don't know...

All right, my vote for Round 1 goes to The Best because bein from DA SOUTH, I value wordplay and "askin, unmaskin, actin, yappin" was some tight shit. I think that would be the tightest one on wax.

Seriously Wack Rob, I forgot about you. You post once a month so fuck it. You're worthless. And I ride The Best's dick? Please. He actually actually responds to me, unlike yours and Qool's relationship. Don't get it twisted; if you hadn't complemented Qool on his verse against The Best, Q would have NEVER said your name! Did Qool ever mention you before you sang his praises? Hmmmm... Dick rider! LMAO! Plus, the only reason anybody pays you any attention is because I gave you a mention. A check's due to me for ya fame, and I hope you blow so I'm sayin your name... ROB! Happy now? And I never claimed to defend The Best, I was defending MYSELF because in your first verse you said you came to take the "THROWN" (dumb ass nigga) and you called ALL of us niggas "puss." So I took offense to that, and it just so happened that The Best wanted to call ya ass out, too. Plus, YOU even ADMIT you want to bring back the "Rob-bre" garbage, but you let us get to you. Thread vets run YOU, Rob, ask Hillis...Simmons...

Qoolout, that renaming yourself to All Out was an extremely charismatic move. I'm thinking of changing my name to "Illest 3000" just for this battle... lol "I3K," ya feel me? Naw, for real though, that renamin stuff is for you and Pac so I'ma leave it alone.

3:16! My team is in the championship game on Wednesday! We play the "Coaches." Basically they're former NCAA Division I players, but they're only a couple of years removed from college. So it's gonna be tough. But we're both undefeated, so it's the clash of the Titans. Hopefully ETHER will rise to the top! It's on! Turn the fuckin beat up! lol

The Worst of Both Worlds CD? Definitely gotta say ROY JONES, JR and MACY GRAY! What the fuck was Roy thinkin doin a video? That shit is booboo or in the words of my nigga Billy Richmond - "Bdili" ("b"oodie, "d"ick, and ch"ILI")! Niggaz with they bright ideas...

Hey imposter Manny! The real Manny never said fuck, either... lol Check out #10 on DMX's second CD (FOMF, BOMB)...

Now to bring it back to Nas versus Jay... All right The Best, I'll give it to you about a lot of things. I think Jay wishes he could have hooked up with Nas earlier, and his pride is hurt by "Ether" and his comebacks have been trash compared to "Ether." And sending his little cronies after Nas is wack, too. But as much as Jay wanted to prove somethin to Nas, Nas wanted to prove somethin to Jay. First, compare "Ether" to "Destroy and Rebuild." If Destroy and Rebuild wasn't a diss sayin real names, that shit would suck. Now Ether is on a whole other level as a diss AND a song. Basically, Nas saved his best just for Jay which shows he respects him. Second, Jigga only dedicated one verse to Nas. If he had added that shit about Carmen to Takeover, and left out the first and last verses, this would have been over and Jay would have won hands down. Third, Takeover is full of facts. FACT 1: NAS HAD A SPARK WHEN HE STARTED BUT NOW HE'S JUST GARBAGE!!! That's true: Nas fell off. Hard! FACT 2: NAS HAD A ONE HOT ALBUM EVERY TEN YEAR AVERAGE!!! True, Jay keeps a good album, whereas Nas... two of them shits really was doo. FACT 3: AS A MATTER OF FACT, HE HAD THE WORST VERSE ON THE WHOLE FUCKIN SONG!!! Yes, Nas' verse on Oochie Wally sucked, and the beat saved that song cuz the rest of them niggas was garbage, too. FACT 4: YOU KNOW WHO DID NAS KNOWS WHAT TO NAS KNOWS WHO!!! He fucked Nas' baby moms. That's a fact! And Ether is just as much opinion as Takeover. Why can't Jay pay homage to BIG? What does it matter if Jay disses women? Does Nas think Jay is ugly? Does Nas check out dudes now? So what Russell Simmons runs the ROC and is from Queens? How does that really affect Nas versus Jay? It doesn't. All the shit Nas said (dickridin, faggot, Eminem murdered him on his own track) was straight opinion, too. The only fact that Nas might have mentioned is that Jay used to want to run with Nas. And even so, that's the past. We're in the here and now, Nas. Jay is twice as nice as Nas could ever dream to be. Fourth, Nas is boring. You ain't heard shit out of this nigga until Jay called him out. Now he stepped up to the plate and all these niggas wanna notice him again. Fuck that, I will not jump on the Nas bandwagon. I see Nas for what he is: an extremely gifted lyricist who has not yet lived up to his full potential. And I see Jay for what he is: an extremely talented MC who has a knack for making good songs. Fifth, for every "I Gave You Power" song I can name a song like "Can I Live?" for Jay. Be for real! Nas has a busted flow and relies solely on lyrics. And as you can tell, lyrics might win a certain crowd (the self proclaimed "real" hip hop heads), but Nas is in it to succeed just as much as Jay, so don't get it twisted, folks. Nas wants all the attention Jigga gets, but if he can't get it he'll do the next best thing: HATE! Fifth, and finally, white people made Nas go platinum, too. But it's obvious me and Best won't agree about any of this shit, so I look forward to continuing this thread's original topic. Aiight?

Hey, Ja Rule is officially R&B, but I ain't gon lie, a lot of them songs is tight. I'm diggin Rainy Dayz with him and Mary J. That's just me, though.

I'm out like birthday. Peace!

Whassup y'all.it seems like the thread is goin bac to the original topic.Vets l have one question....if all the diss records on stillmatic and Blueprint were removed(direct and indirect)...which album would be left more solid?answer that and you know who wouldnt be shit without the other.

oh Qool the name change was a hot idea,l was thinkin of shiftin mine to Metaphysical,to reflect my strategy,But niggas on this thread is gone be quick to accuse me of biting or dickridin invariably,so I'll hit ya'll with some wizzardry.Worst of both worlds.....P-Titty and Erykah.l was the best lyricist on the thread for one hot minute,now Niggas done claimed whats theirs,well anyway here's some more wizzardry.Dont forget to analyze the bars,some of em are quite complex.

You should analyse my post and see what my rime means/before takin shots at me like feds at crime scenes /you heard all the vets telling me lam now spittin/but not you forget the BULL,youre still cow shittin/l leavem open like craig mac on the cover of funk da world//you hardcore thugs getting punked like girls/gotya screamin like a robbed Victorian lady “..l want my my pearls!!!!”/dunno what’s more played,ya style or your jerry curl/your Elvis Presley dance/ or your MC hammer pants/you mite get half a bar, keep talking you mite push me/your flows are quite mushy/but mine are hard like big dicks fuckin tite pussy/wizard be that don you gonna learn to like/l’ve been the temporary goat so far l’ve earned the right/motherfuckers come get at me l’ll return the spite/but if you yearn to strike you better learn to fight/coz when l unleash my fury day will turn to nite/get fucked by my mack like ya name was t- boz/the fuckin wizzard..and l aint never been to oz./then lam out like you from your momma’s pussy/first thought,why is the world so smelly and bushy…

Lam out like…oh l’ve already said it.

whoops,that was meant to be lam out.

I don't know who the fuck won round 1. If its finished, but heres my round 2 contribution...

...The champ stays legendary and goes down in the historical/the other cats aiming stay purely philosophical/If I was an artist I'd beat the hell out of Picasso/I'd paint only realness so call me Michelangelo/and fuck scrapping street heads, I Bruce Lee your Thai Bo/cos right now I'm just happy to flow/after this all y'all will remember my name/the G-O-A-T enters the rapper hall of fame/whatever the sport I'll forever be ahead of the game/with young dawgs riding on my nutsack to fame...

Worst of both worlds... hmmm... Princess Superstar and... uhhh... Ginuwine. Thats only cos I cant say Ja and J-Lo!

Manny, if you really are Manny. There seems to be some debate... Veron just got injured playing for a ENIGLISH team who dont really need him anyway, Batistuta is past his sell-by date, and we got Owen, Hesky, Scholes, Beckham, Gerrard, Cole, Campbell, the Neville brothers, and many more. Plus the best manager in the world. EXACTLY!!!!! "the group of death" dont mean shit to us!

Hillis, good to see your team doing well. Maybe they gonna promote you from being the water boy, to being the dude who wipes the floor when somebody falls over! HAHA! "Know I'm only playing though/but thats how I'm playin' yo" - Black Thought

uhhh... where the FUCK IS LOX AT??? And who won the first round?

Peace

Q, er A, Styles has a flow on the Kevin Garnett commercial for his and one shoes. dont feel like postin quotes but maybe later.

Hillis and Best got goo points and i still think I Am was a good album.

"baseball is gay"-me

Round 2! What up 3:16 and wiz. One word describes both your spits: nice...

"And if I ain't better than BIG and PAC, I'm the closest one." - Jay/H3K

"Underweight MCs know I'm the king, so they feelin the pits/cause all the voters mouths drop open just to catch my spits//get it? my spits? do you understand what I mean?/are you wondering how I stay DIRTY, but at the same stay clean?//H3K, the master, the only man who could lyrically tame HOVA/have NAS bow at my feet, and address himself as a lyrically lame soldier//EMINEM don't want it, he'll back away from this duel/plus I'm still pissed at his ancestors; where's my 40 acres and a mule?//I stay in the penthouse of rap, it's the home of Mr. Don't Stop/and I'm a selfish nigga, sorry, there's no room at the top//Outkast told y'all niggas bout rantin and ravin bout gats/H3K got some military type shit that will push all wigs back//so for all y'all unprepared VETS comin after my crown/I got 55 missiles comin after you clowns//even though y'all out the womb, I'm still abortin ya/I'm THE ONE, just ask that nigga Morpheus..."

"Who's the best now that BIG and PAC ain't here? Y'all will know the answer when Mr. Don't Stop ain't here." - H3K

P.S. Mr. Don't Stop = Hillis 3000

That's my entry for Round 2. All you niggas have stepped it up. Just think how tight rap would be now if Pac and Big were still here forcin niggas to bring it on every LP and not get lazy. And I think most of the niggas that flow in here are actually tighter than some of the other bullshit that gets put on wax. Oh well, keep it up, my favorite niggas I don't know.

Hey 3:16, have you got Train that water bottle yet? lol For real though, Great Britain, I am a role player who adds to the team effort. I'm good for about 11 a night with 6 or 7 boards, ya feel me? And I'll put some sticky (defense) on a nigga in a minute! I'm the Robert "Clutch" Horry of the team... LMAO

So Jada does a commercial for Reebok, and Styles does one for And 1. See, usually when musicians start doing commercials it's a sign that they're crossin over. But I can't say that about these Lox niggas cause AI and KG are some of the coolest niggas ever. But for real though, like Sisqo and Wyclef Jean doin Pepsi shows that they done went pop. But that's just me. But is Jada and Styles secretly battlin each other by endorsin two different products? Hmmmm... I wonder...

The winner of the first round seems to be a four way tie cuz Dolo, Best, Q, and wiz all got one vote. Maybe we should rate the spits and add up all the places and whoever has the LOWEST score wins. Like 1st place gets 1 pt. 4th gets 4, etc. What y'all think? Anyway, I'm gonna post some my favorite quotes from Round 1.

"I double dare ya like Nickelodeon, scare you like wedding podiums" - kazper

"You funnier than a SQUIRREL mixed with a COP, but just as sad" - All Out

"Just take a stroll in the hip-hop Nat King Cole’s shoes" - wizzard

"Why would I give you half a bar when you aint getting half a twinky?" - 3:16

"Verse TRAPPIN steady CATCHIN misused punchlines and nouns" - The Best

"You need to visit the wizard, PUT A HEART IN YOUR CHEST!" - J-Dolo

I'm out like Round 1. Peace!

"Oh my God, it's him!" "Who, who is it?" THE BEST MOTHAFUCKAS!! Aight wo, it seems Hillis and I are goin' to be disputin' over the original topic of this thread. So here's my response:

First off, if anyone in the battle is respected it is DEFINITELY Nas. Just look at the whole situation. Everyone and their fam was dissin' Jay.....from Jada Kiss/Lox, to Prodigy, to 50 Cent, to Fat Joe, to Jayo Felony, to Sauce Money, etc... Why didn't he respond to any of them, but as soon as Nas laces Ether he goes into the studio not even a DAY later a records a wack comeback in Supa Ugly. Also, Jay even said with his "camel lips", that Nas is of high caliber so he had to make sure he came correct against him.

Next, all those "so called facts" you spat were like I said OPINIONS. First off, just because Jay FEELS that Nas was tight when he first came out and now he's "garbage" does that make it fact?....HELL NO!! And in plus that shit is irrelevant now that Stillmatic has came out. Second, Nas's "one hot album every ten yr. average" is also an OPINION. Too me Nas had a classic in Illmatic, a near classic in It Was Written, a good album in I Am, and a subpar/borderline wack album in Nastradamus. So once again, just because Jay thinks Nas has a "one hot album every ten yr. average" it supposed to be fact?.....HELL NO!! Lastly, just because Jay FEELS Nas had the worst flow on Oochie Wally it's supposed to be fact?.....you guessed it dun....HELL NO!! So in conclusion, like I've been sayin' from the jump off The Takeover is nothin' but opinions with the exception of Jay fuckin' Carmen.

Next, lets examine Ether and how FACTUAL it is. First FACT: "with hawaii sophie fame kept my name in his music". This is a fact because Jay sampled Nas's voice, spoke of Nas on various joints saying that Nas, Biggie, and himself are the holy trinity of hip hop, and he spoke numerous times of how tight Nas and the Firm was. Second FACT: "How much of Biggie's rhymes gone come out ya fat lips". This is absolutely FACTUAL because Jay Z steals 16 I REPEAT 16 bars from Biggie in the joint "Give it to Me". He also takes many "one liners" from the late great in many other joints. For the record, he not only bites off BIG, but he steals lines from Pac, Snoop, Juvenile etc..... Third FACT: "this dolo and his manuscript just sound stupid when KRS already made an album called blueprint"....SELF EXPLAINATORY. Fourt FACT: "were you abused as a child, scared to smile they called you ugly". Fact, Jay even admits that on "Song Cry" while as a chile everyone includin' the shortys teased and called him ugly, and that the bitches didn't start comin' until he got the dinero. Fifth FACT: "...and your man stabbed Un(Un Lance Rivera) and make you take the blaim". Fact because Jay when asked this always says "NO COMMENT" or that's none of the interviewers business....LOL Sixth FACT: "wanted to be on every last one of my classics" Proven fact, Jay has wanted to collabo with Nas ever since their Main Source tour, but Nas never paid wo any attention, and that is why he thinks all this built up anger Jay has comes from. AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST SEVENTH FACT: "you pop shit and APOLOGIZE, nigga just ask Kiss" This is a proven fact on two accounts. From Jada Kiss's "Kiss The Game Goodbye", where Jada spits something on the lines of "don't try to apologize on your two way/ sympathy don't amuse me...." he was referring to Jay. And account two with the PUBLIC APOLOGY ON HOT 97......ENUFF SAID!!

One last thing, the difference between Nas and Jay is that when Nas was called out and no one thought he could reply he came back hard, now that Jay has been called out with Ether, he has not yet replied with a tight diss, and you still have his fans talkin' about "wait, just wait until Blueprint 2"....LMAO. Also, Jay hasn't made a joint like "Can I Live" since his RD days, and those lyrical days for him are over. But Nas, still today he continues to make fire tracks like "You're Da Man", "Rewind", "One Mic", "Poison", "Black Zombies", "Doo Rags", "No Ideas Original", etc..... TRACKS THAT ACTUALLY MEAN SOMETHING, AND ARE NOT JUST OVERLY DEPENDENT ON PRODUCTION!! And to answer Wiz's question of which album would be better if the disses weren't added......NO QUESTION STILLMATIC because Ether to me isn't even a top five joints on Stillmatic, while Takeover in my opinion is one of The Blueprints best songs lyrically and production wise.

Now, for my second round verse: Aiyo, Check it:

Entered this tourney with a purpose, let my theories explain it/ that the title we spittin' over, I have already claimed it/ Presidential lyricist, there's no need to debate it/ stay consistent while most of you are switchin' with these name changes/ amongst the contenders my verse is highest anticipated/ all foolishness aside, while I blatantly say it/ I'm about to spit insane for this ill-mental patient/ strangle his style with my CURRENT, so it can be UPDATED/ "he's not a rapper", I can sense his verse is fabricated/ how you plan to flow ALL OUT, if your not RAP RELATED/ keep on speakin' of the GAWD, are you that fascinated/ by the sickenin' wordplay labeled contaminated/ you readin' the verse, now ya PUPILS must be AMPUTATED/ so your BLIND to the fact that the kid is the greatest/ first verse with a rhymin' pattern that never changes/ always notches above the comp. yo you gots to hate it/ yeah I spoke of sexuality, and to me you're the gayest/ predestined PANSTY, his leg hairs, he probably shaves it/ type of nigga in the club that you spot booty shakin'/ wouldn't think to fuck Beyonce if she was clearly naked/ ya not THE BEST, or better than me, that's how it should be stated/ and be realistic in our battle you know I CLASSIUS CLAYED IT/ lookin' foward to round tres cause I know that I've made it....ONE MYSELF "Noooo, he's leavin'!" "Who, who's leavin?" THE BEST MOTHAFUCKAS!!

"I'm as ill as a convict who kills full time"-Nas

'He's Coming' Who? 'Who's Coming'? NOT TheBest Mothafuckas, but the Greatest!!/AKA the Intoxicated Demon/Hitup the 'TLP' now they aint breathing/Retired and Admired/left a legacy, 4 lessons to be exact/repping brooklyn heights with that boriqua Joey Crack/TheBest said it how you gonna go ALL-OUT, if you were never IN/just commited sins/taking constant shots at your chin/needed to verify, shit ain't lie/betta come amped if you wanna shot at the champ/He's leaving, who? Who's leaving, NOT theBest mothafuckas, The Greatest!!!- The Third Coming....H.L.V.S. The MG baby!!!...First round vote goes to the Wizaard, is that o.k. with the Pet Squad, oopps I meant Vet Squad.

Not contesting anything at the mo. Just stopped by for a couple of things. Well done Hill, your getting stats. At the prestent time I get around 8 assists, and I'm good for about 15 points. I prefer to get people involved rather than try and take the game myself. "Nice one mate" on those qoutes from... us.

I aint done this for a while, so now I'ma do a bit of shouting out UK music... R'n'B, aint my thing, but Beverly Knight is tight. So Solid Crew (they on they way over to you in a hot minute), Black Twang (I know y'all know Black Twang!) and finally, Roots Manuva.

We really getting back to the Jay-Z/Nas beef?

Peace

SHIT! I meant to put down a KRS-1 qoute...

..."You sit at home with a pen and a pad/going 'glad, mad, bad, dad, sad'/That style's from '78/A little late/so get a tape from the great/Blastmaster Poetic/your record sounds pathetic/Oh, I mean demo tape ...I'll give you credit" - From the "I'm still #1" freestyle

I'm out like... da-na, na-na, na!

Peace

Old Business (Volume 8)

Hillis you still ain't the realest and Ether ain't either/ playing y'all I need no game like when macking to a skezer./ Whether, QOOL or ALL, either way, I ball/ so like that egg, y'all goin' have a great fall./ You still don't want it and still can't play/Won't you come to DC? I'll even pay your way./ Get on that hound that's gray/ it's a 8 hour trip/ Let me know what day/ class will be skipped./ Just so I can give out a beat down/ I'ma be shooting so much you gonna say "put that heat down."/ Just like Debo in Friday/ 3K/ But I won't do it/ you see, I'ma 2 guard, so I gotta shoot it./ While you say "Qool take it easy" but I'm All-Out now/ I can't take it easy; I just don't know how./ So all that b-ball talk, put it to rest/ now nuff bout you, let's move on to Best./ Best you want it again? I already whipped you./ You say my joints aren't tight? Well, let me spit like you do./ Listen hear brother man, I'm no joke,/ Like catching your sis gettin' raped by ya folks./ Like being convicted for a crime you ain't commit/ or paying child support to a girl you ain't hit./ How you like them APPLES? Or do you prefer TOMATOES?/ Either way you're known as a BUTT, so I could call you J. LO/ V. 5 already KILLED you, so how's that HALO?/ Would call you a hoe, but that's gettin' played though./ Still, you want no mo, go flow about pesos./ I'm not a rapper, how many times we gonna say it?/ Still, I beat the so called Best. And I know that you hate it./ But that's the truth, and it's setting me free./ As QOOL or as ALL, dogg, you don't want it with me./ Talking about the next ROUND, but you lost the last FIGHT/ and ALL you have left is some leftover spite./ Still spittin' them gay lines? Makes me wonder about you/ Were you like born that way or is it just something you like to do?/ Face it playa, (BE)cause it i(S T)ime to accept it. You claim to be BEST, but you just got BESTED.

1st of all, I gotta give props where they are due. Seems like Best put some effort in that last verse, lol. On the 4real, that joint was tight. I mean you still spitin them generic "gay disses" but other than that, it was good. Y'all peep how he gave me props but then took a shot at me? But we qool because the truth is I agree with what you said. It was creative, but not my hottest flow. Hillis, I think I know who you were shooting at with your subtle stab. Did it have anything to do with a line about "a bag full of something"? Let me know. Some of y'all still ain't vote for round 1. And you MUST place a vote if you spat in it. Big J, you're my boy, but come on, baseball ain't gay. It's hard to watch it on TV, but it's okay if you are there and better if you are playing it. Imposter, give it up dogg; at least try to be a new person, you have already been ousted by A.O. Won't you see if you can become LOX. Wiz, and Hillis, thanx for the props on the name change thing (but Qool will be back) but I don't have a copyright on that. I mean I took it from Pac, but Puff did it (P. Diddy) etc. etc. so don't let me stop ya. Oh yeah, H3K, I'ma put some of my fav lyrics from the board up too, thanx for the idea. And I already had told you Happy B- day. So how does the double 2 feel? Best and Hillis, y'all goin stop faking on Jada. Yeah he spits some MTV stuff form time to time, but who doesn't? But he gives you the deep lyrics too. And he has done joints with both of the rappers y'all are reppin', Nas and Jay. On a side note, Willis was not playing wit V-Ice, lol, that fight was too funny! 3:16, I don't know if we are going back or not. Should we? Worst of both worlds, discuss, lol.