Why Bon Scott was totally gay, and that's pretty ironic

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first: SO many homoerotic lyrics...
"My lady's got balls", "For a fee I'm happy to be your backdoor man" "He's got bigballs" "The French eat frog, And I eat you" or whatever,youknowhatimsayin!

second: isn't "AC/DC" aussie slang for bisexual?

third: it is part of their written history that their first shows were at a gay club. plus: there is some early TV footage of Bon fronting AC/DC in drag, with some strange Hidie wig, I swear to god.

fourth: the whole school-boy thing, and Angus always droppin' trou' during the drum-solo? C'mon!!!!!

& finally: in the great rock concert film "Let There Be Rock" (Paris, 1980) there is a section where the Young brothers are basically saying, "Well, Bon's a little different". Then there's a clip of Bon strolling the streets in a fancy scarf, and the omniscent narrator voice asks flat out, "Do you like men?"

You be the judge.

Now, Why it's ironic? (see: Rob Halford)

― Bobby Peru (Bobby Peru), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 11:39 (twenty years ago)

Is this a rough draft for a Vice article or something?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 13:16 (twenty years ago)

Saying it's "ironic" suggests that there's something inherently hetero about rock & roll, and I'd like to disabuse people of that notion toot sweet.

― Joseph McCombs (Joseph McCombs), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 14:58 (twenty years ago)

Needs work. IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.*

*I mean it should be erased

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 14:59 (twenty years ago)

Bon Scott was not gay. Nor was/is anyone else in AC/DC. Not that there's anything wrong with being gay, but rather that is just wasn't the case. The took the name from the back of a sewing machine. Case closed. Move on, nothing to see here.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 15:00 (twenty years ago)

Not that there's anything wrong with being gay

didn't i see you on an episode of seinfeld once?

― rentboy (rentboy), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 15:04 (twenty years ago)

Knew that was coming.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 15:04 (twenty years ago)

so did i

― rentboy (rentboy), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 15:06 (twenty years ago)

If the case was closed, how would they have seen the name on the back of the sewing machine? A HA

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 15:10 (twenty years ago)

why were they looking at the back of a sewing machine?
sounds gay to me....

― m0stly clean (m0stly clean), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 15:14 (twenty years ago)

I thought it was a vacuum cleaner.

― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 15:18 (twenty years ago)

This is turning into a Monochrome Set song.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 15:19 (twenty years ago)

Or, obviously, Anal Cunt.

― ng, Wednesday, 23 March 2005 15:27 (twenty years ago)

The sewing machine made them want to become Singers............ *pause to see if anyone gets the joke*

― Dadaismus (Dada), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 15:29 (twenty years ago)

*gets it... considers laughing*

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 15:32 (twenty years ago)

It had me in stitches.

― NickB (NickB), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 15:34 (twenty years ago)

That left me in STITCHES.

fuck xpost!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 15:35 (twenty years ago)

this thread is bobbins

― zappi (joni), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 15:37 (twenty years ago)

Puns executed seamlessly.

― Joseph McCombs (Joseph McCombs), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 15:38 (twenty years ago)

brother...

― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 15:38 (twenty years ago)

why were they looking at the back of a sewing machine?
sounds gay to me....

BAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 15:40 (twenty years ago)

Darn right.

― NickB (NickB), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 15:40 (twenty years ago)

Sister, please

http://www.doodah.com/photos/acdc/bonscott1.jpg

― Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 15:40 (twenty years ago)

This is swiftly becoming the finest ILM thread ever.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 15:41 (twenty years ago)

Old Bon just loved spinning yarns

― Dadaismus (Dada), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 15:42 (twenty years ago)

b-b-but this whole thread is baste on a fallacy!

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 15:43 (twenty years ago)

Love the photo - did AC/DC ever do a version of 'I'm A Little Teapot'?

― NickB (NickB), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 15:43 (twenty years ago)

So those are two lumps of sugar in his trousers are they?

― Dadaismus (Dada), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 15:46 (twenty years ago)

No, he's just happy to C on your Ts.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 15:47 (twenty years ago)

AC on your TC

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 16:06 (twenty years ago)

Bon's real name is Ron Beldford, which is totally similar to Rob Halford.
Case closed again!

― Mike Dixn (Mike Dixon), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 16:13 (twenty years ago)

ah, the old the sewing machine defense

― Ian Christe (Ian Christe), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 16:21 (twenty years ago)

I put the finger on YOU

― Drew Daniel (Drew Daniel), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 16:28 (twenty years ago)

"Highway to Hell" vs "Rocky Mountain Way"

― dave q (listerine), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 16:30 (twenty years ago)

BTW there's an interesting speculative post on Jon Dale's blog t'other day re: the boundaries of campness in metal.

― NickB (NickB), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 16:32 (twenty years ago)

he was in a band called FRATERNITY

― Stormy Davis (diamond), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 16:33 (twenty years ago)

Wasn't Bon was short for Bonnie as in Bonnie Scotland? Or did I imagine that?

― Dadaismus (Dada), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 16:35 (twenty years ago)

b-b-but this whole thread is baste on a fallacy!

Tom delete ILM plz!

― J (Jay), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 16:35 (twenty years ago)

intriguing thread, since i just noticed how this verse ends two nights ago, and came to basically the same conclusion:

If you got a lady and you want her gone
But you ain´t got the guts
She keeps naggin´ at you night and day
Enough to drive you nuts
Pick up the phone, leave her alone
It´s time you made a stand
For a fee, I´m happy to be
Your back door man

― xhuxk, Wednesday, 23 March 2005 16:49 (twenty years ago)

oops, that was up above, in the first post, sorry (and amazing that i never really noticed it before); anyway, i'm curious how people (like alex, say) are so sure bon *wasn't* gay.

― xhuxk, Wednesday, 23 March 2005 16:51 (twenty years ago)

"I said up, they said down/ They said straight, I said round"

― dave q (listerine), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 16:52 (twenty years ago)

Bon Scott vs Darby Crash

― dave q (listerine), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 16:53 (twenty years ago)

Either that song is gay or he's a hitman.

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 16:53 (twenty years ago)

If the song is gay but does it necessarily follow that the singer is?

― Dadaismus (Dada), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 16:55 (twenty years ago)

Not at all and either way it's not terribly ironic.

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 16:56 (twenty years ago)

Oh where can I get my cock sucked?
Where can I get my ass fucked?
I may have no money,
but I know where to put it every time

Well, I asked a young policeman
if he'd only lock me up for the night
Well, I've had pigs in the farmyard,
some of them, some of them, they're alright
Well, he fucked me with his truncheon
and his helmet was way too tight

― dave q (listerine), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 16:58 (twenty years ago)

I'm going to leave this one for Tipper Gore and the experts at the PMRC.

― Ian Christe (Ian Christe), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 16:59 (twenty years ago)

I see dave q has an advance copy of the new Coldplay album

― Dadaismus (Dada), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 17:00 (twenty years ago)

Well, when we were little, my brother and I used to play the "Highway to Hell" tape but change the lyrics to "Highway to my pants" and sing it loudly in the car, over and over. I wonder why my parents never hit me.

― David Allen (David Allen), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 19:01 (twenty years ago)

I wonder why no one's hitting you right now.

― Joseph McCombs (Joseph McCombs), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 21:26 (twenty years ago)

Because of ".AU"

― Ian Christe (Ian Christe), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 21:31 (twenty years ago)

"re: the boundaries of campness in metal."

there are boundaries?

― scott seward (scott seward), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 21:36 (twenty years ago)

A few people seemed to cotton to this thread, but most ILMers just hemmed and hawed.

― David A. (Davant), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 21:43 (twenty years ago)

Sorry. That's me going to Pun Hell.

― David A. (Davant), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 21:44 (twenty years ago)

Bon's ball are totally iconic

― donut debonair (donut), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 21:46 (twenty years ago)

balls even

― donut debonair (donut), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 21:47 (twenty years ago)

odd balls

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 21:50 (twenty years ago)

cat's revenge

― claude balls (listerine), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 21:56 (twenty years ago)

I love that some people get so bothered when you even suggest that one of their hard rock gods might have been eating some dick on the side. You can feel the first few respondants of this post kind of cringing at the very notion. Like "no! how could you say that!". (Well guess what, folks; batman and robin were flamers too!)

Rock & roll music (and comics, like all great american art forms) is filled with irony and ambiguous sexuality. So the idea that Bon was gay isn't necessarily ironic >>> The irony is because of the mass AC/DC audience (at least in the U.S.) who revel in the adolescent sexual (and sometimes misoginist) themes in a lot of hardrock and metal songs, those homophobic/jock/frat/ass-kickin'/all-american boys (generalization, yes) who totally miss some of the nuances and subversive ideas of their favorite artists. Any male brought up in the states during the twentieth century has some of that unawareness bread into them (i mean 'us'). Rock critics, especially. Those who vehemently deny even the POSSIBILITY of Bon's gayness ("case closed!") might want to meditate on what they're so afraid of.

http://www.oaklandish.com/cock.jpg

― Bobby Peru (Bobby Peru), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 22:05 (twenty years ago)

You're a fucking genius.

― I got the job because I was so mean, while somehow appearing so kind. (AaronHz), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 22:07 (twenty years ago)

"You can feel the first few respondants of this post kind of cringing at the very notion."

Um no you can't. Well Alex in NYC, but he's not representative.

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 22:08 (twenty years ago)

Next thing you know, Bobby's gonna tell us that PROFESSIONAL SPORTS are homoerotic omgwtf.

― I got the job because I was so mean, while somehow appearing so kind. (AaronHz), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 22:10 (twenty years ago)

You know what's gay? That movie Weird Science. It's ironic cuz they spent all that time creating their fantasy woman when they could have been fucking each other.

― I got the job because I was so mean, while somehow appearing so kind. (AaronHz), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 22:12 (twenty years ago)

btw: Bon Scott's band 'Valentine' had a single called "My Old Man's A Groovy Old Man".
(c'mon - that's pretty funny!)

― Bobby Peru (Bobby Peru), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 22:16 (twenty years ago)

He might have been talking about his father.

― I got the job because I was so mean, while somehow appearing so kind. (AaronHz), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 22:17 (twenty years ago)

dude whatever, I've read the autobiography and there is nothing in there about any homosexual proclivities. And there would be no reason to hide that anyway, nobody would care.

dude I could flip the script on you and say that you're freakin HOMOPHOBIC for calling Bon Scott gay just because he liked to dress-up in women's clothing on stage from time to time. It didn't mean he was "gay". What the heck is wrong with a little cross-dressing between friends, you HOMOPHOBE?

― Stormy Davis (diamond), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 22:20 (twenty years ago)

You know what's hella gay? Having sex with someone of the same gender.

― I got the job because I was so mean, while somehow appearing so kind. (AaronHz), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 22:25 (twenty years ago)

Nylons give me rashes.

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 22:26 (twenty years ago)

When did Bon Scott have time to write an autobiogrphy?

― Bobby Peru (Bobby Peru), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 22:28 (twenty years ago)

BIOGRAPHY. my bad. you homophobe.

― Stormy Davis (diamond), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 22:32 (twenty years ago)

I'm the homophobic champion of Bon Scott's gayness!

― Bobby Peru (Bobby Peru), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 22:33 (twenty years ago)

As "Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap" reveals (I can't believe you never noticed that line before, Chuck!) in its entirety, Bon Scott was simply willing to fuck anything that moved.

― miccio (miccio), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 22:40 (twenty years ago)

Those who vehemently deny even the POSSIBILITY of Bon's gayness ("case closed!") might want to meditate on what they're so afraid of.

My quibble is not with being gay (read some of my other threads), my quibble is with inaccuracy. Read up on AC/DC. Watch some documentary footage. They simply weren't gay. It would've been grand and glorious and fabulous if they were ala Halford, but they just weren't. I.E. get the facts fuckin' right. And calling someone homophobic is tantamount to calling them racist, so FUCK YOU for that.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 22:42 (twenty years ago)

So what does the Thunder Chief have to do with all of this?

― donut debonair (donut), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 22:44 (twenty years ago)

I'm the homophobic champion of Bon Scott's gayness!

But who is the gay champion of Bon Scott's homophobia? Huh?

― David A. (Davant), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 22:46 (twenty years ago)

"As "Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap" reveals (I can't believe you never noticed that line before, Chuck!) in its entirety, Bon Scott was simply willing to fuck anything that moved."

Like most Australians.

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 22:50 (twenty years ago)

Bon Scott easily makes my top 10 people ever, whether he was bi or merely kiddin' around (There's no question that he fucked his share of women). He didn't care what people thought of his orientation and I don't either.

― miccio (miccio), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 22:53 (twenty years ago)

Anthony, I don't think people think about your orientation very much.

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 22:54 (twenty years ago)

There's no question that he fucked his share of women

I like the flatness of this.

"There's no question that the Pope is catholic, that a bear excretes in forests, and that Bon Scott copulated with members of the female sex."

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 22:55 (twenty years ago)

Anthony, I don't think people think about your orientation very much.

the right people do (and a few of the wrong)

― miccio (miccio), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 22:56 (twenty years ago)

though I was referring to my indifference to what people think of Bon's electrical current, there

― miccio (miccio), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 22:58 (twenty years ago)

That "backdoor man" line is no more gay when Scott sings it than it was when Howlin Wolf sang it in the early '60s. It just means someone who sneaks around and goes through the back door of a house to take care of business that he doesn't want other people to know about - which in the context of the AC/DC song is pretty clearly bumping someone off.

― o. nate (onate), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 23:01 (twenty years ago)

actually, o. nate I think the murder thing is a total cop-out. In the first verse he offers his dick to a girl who wants to be devirginized. In the second he offers his dick to a woman whose man is cheating on her. In the third he offers to kill a woman who's giving a guy hard time? Kinda makes sense that he's further offering his dick.

― miccio (miccio), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 23:08 (twenty years ago)

Admittedly the list of violent weapons at the end blurs things (though at least two of the things referenced are song titles from that era), but verse-wise it's clear he's a gigolo rather than a killer.

― miccio (miccio), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 23:09 (twenty years ago)

I wouldn't put it past Scott to make that last verse equally applicable to murder and homosexual fantasy. It's funny!

― miccio (miccio), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 23:10 (twenty years ago)

it's not "clear" at all. the guy wants his lady "gone". but he ain't "got the guts". you know, to make her gone. enter Bon.

― Stormy Davis (diamond), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 23:12 (twenty years ago)

Certainly. Robert Plant (and old blues singers alike) were really talking about lemon juice, too.

― Bobby Peru (Bobby Peru), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 23:14 (twenty years ago)

but then he tells the guy to leave her alone and make a stand with a back door man.

(x-post)

― miccio (miccio), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 23:15 (twenty years ago)

I thought he was saying "I will seduce your wife so you get more time to yourself" which seems like a business strategy that's kind of doomed to fail.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 23:18 (twenty years ago)

Can't blame Bon for trying!

― miccio (miccio), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 23:19 (twenty years ago)

For a fee I'm happy to be your backdoor man

if this is homoerotic, then like every other blues song ever is homoerotic.

hmm...

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 23:19 (twenty years ago)

Are you guys saying that Australians don't have as many hangups about bisexuality?

Re: Alex in NYC, None of the documentaries or books about Wham! talked about George Michael's homosexuality before he came out.

I don't care one way or the other, but I do think it would make a difference to some kid in the closet.

― Pete Scholtes, Wednesday, 23 March 2005 23:19 (twenty years ago)

if this is homoerotic, then like every other blues song ever is homoerotic.

I think the trick is that most of the time they're singing to women.

Howlin' Wolf: "I am a back door
man. Well the men don't know, but the little girls understand"

― miccio (miccio), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 23:30 (twenty years ago)

This thread made me go put on Howlin Wolf "His Best".

― I got the job because I was so mean, while somehow appearing so kind. (AaronHz), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 23:33 (twenty years ago)

In this context, maybe I should cover my eyes when Damaged Goods comes out.

(all puns intended)

― donut debonair (donut), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 23:34 (twenty years ago)

OK, wait, got the bio right here... Bon was sent to the juvie house for 9 months at age 16.

Riverbank wasn't any ordinary boys' home; it was a prison for boys. It was where the really bad boys went. Bon served nine months there.

Newly built in the early sixties, situated at the base of the scrubby hills on the northeast edge of Perth, Riverbank was a modern brick structure which at least allowed for some light and air and decent facilities. But still, it was a dark, hard place. Kept under lock and key rather than in open dormitories, these boys didn't need too much prodding to become violent. Sexual favors were taken not given.

― Stormy Davis (diamond), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 23:40 (twenty years ago)

WHAT I WANT I TAKE
WHAT I DON'T I BREAK

― bon scott (miccio), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 23:41 (twenty years ago)

I'M A PROBLEM CHILD!
and I'm wild!

― bon scott (miccio), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 23:41 (twenty years ago)

lotsa homophobic people LOVE queen and judas priest, so.....what's the point again?

― scott seward (scott seward), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 23:49 (twenty years ago)

re 'Australia' - the whole COUNTRY was a prison colony!

― dave q (listerine), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 23:51 (twenty years ago)

It just means someone who sneaks around and goes through the back door of a house to take care of business that he doesn't want other people to know about

Also anal sex. don't tell me those guys didn't know what they were going on abaout.

if this is homoerotic, then like every other blues song ever is homoerotic.

Allusions to anal sex do not alway imply it's with a man.

― dan. (dan.), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 23:55 (twenty years ago)

Anybody else know the scene in LTBR that I'm talkin about?

― Bobby Peru (Bobby Peru), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 23:58 (twenty years ago)

I wish! I have yet to see it.

― miccio (miccio), Thursday, 24 March 2005 00:05 (twenty years ago)

I'm counting the days until I can get my hands on AC/DC's Family Jewels

(pun intended)

― miccio (miccio), Thursday, 24 March 2005 00:06 (twenty years ago)

"lotsa homophobic people LOVE queen and judas priest, so.....what's the point again?"

It's PRETTY IRONIC, Scott. Dammit man can't you read a TITLE!

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Thursday, 24 March 2005 00:11 (twenty years ago)

What is this movie 'Let There Be Rock?'

― 57 7th (calstars), Thursday, 24 March 2005 00:16 (twenty years ago)

"Come have a look at my CD collection...they're all bummers!"

― Gareth Keenan (listerine), Thursday, 24 March 2005 00:17 (twenty years ago)

i remember when let there be rock came out in the theatres. i couldn't go and i was jealous of the kids who did go cuz they all got free movie posters on opening nite.

― scott seward (scott seward), Thursday, 24 March 2005 00:20 (twenty years ago)

Let There Be Rock is an awesome concert documentary of AC/DC performing in Paris around '80. (I think they were opening for KISS, which is the real irony here). Anyway... it fucking ROCKS! (I saw it in the theatres, too.) And, yeh, Bon comes off as kinda fruity in the interviews. That's all.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0080321/
Also available through (cough) amazon.
(x-post)

― Bobby Peru (Bobby Peru), Thursday, 24 March 2005 00:26 (twenty years ago)

"Whole Lotta Rosie" vs "Fat Bottomed Girls"

― dave q (listerine), Thursday, 24 March 2005 00:34 (twenty years ago)

"Love Hungry Man" vs "Eat Me Alive"

the 'soundtrack' to Let There Be Rock is on the Bonfire box set. i.e. just the audio of the live show

― Stormy Davis (diamond), Thursday, 24 March 2005 00:48 (twenty years ago)

In the first verse he offers his dick to a girl who wants to be devirginized. In the second he offers his dick to a woman whose man is cheating on her. In the third he offers to kill a woman who's giving a guy hard time? Kinda makes sense that he's further offering his dick.

Well, the first verse seems to me also about being a hit man. It's only the middle verse which spells out unequivocably the gigolo scenario. Admittedly the song overall gives "dirty deeds" a double-meaning of killing and sex, but that doesn't mean that every verse has to be read as a double-meaning. To paraphrase Freud, sometimes a sewing machine is just a sewing machine.

― o. nate (onate), Thursday, 24 March 2005 00:53 (twenty years ago)

Well, the first verse seems to me also about being a hit man

so wait a girl who wants to graduate but not in her high school head's bed wants her high school bf KILLED? wouldn't it make more sense that she's calling on an experienced man like Bon to do the job?

― miccio (miccio), Thursday, 24 March 2005 00:59 (twenty years ago)

"that doesn't mean that every verse has to be read as a double-meaning" ????? wtf

― r ramirez (listerine), Thursday, 24 March 2005 01:00 (twenty years ago)

uh, I always thought "high school head" = principal. Like, the principal is gonna flunk this chick unless she sleeps with him.

― Stormy Davis (diamond), Thursday, 24 March 2005 01:14 (twenty years ago)

high school head means pothead, doper, dirtbag.

― scott seward (scott seward), Thursday, 24 March 2005 01:25 (twenty years ago)

Not in the UK - and presumably Australia:

see for example:

http://www.thisischeshire.co.uk/cheshire/newton/news/NEWTON_NEWS0.html

I interpret it as Bon is offering to bump off the high school principal who is sexually harassing the girl.

― o. nate (onate), Thursday, 24 March 2005 01:27 (twenty years ago)

if its about a sexually aggressive principal the harassed may not be a girl. and it also doesn't remove the "preferred devirginizer" double entendre.

Let's compromise and say that the song is about a bisexual hired killer.

― miccio (miccio), Thursday, 24 March 2005 02:00 (twenty years ago)

do they even say "high school" in australia? if not then he could have been using american slang all the way to court american dope-smoking consumers of hard rock.

― scott seward (scott seward), Thursday, 24 March 2005 02:19 (twenty years ago)

esp. their girlfriends!

― miccio (miccio), Thursday, 24 March 2005 02:24 (twenty years ago)

"why get fucked by your doped-up burnout of a steady when you can lose it to a touring Australian rock star? HERE'S MY NUMBER!"

― miccio (miccio), Thursday, 24 March 2005 02:25 (twenty years ago)

do they even say "high school" in australia?

Where's an Aussie when you need one? I guess they're all over on that "Sheepfuxor" thread. Anyone want to volunteer to go ask them?

― o. nate (onate), Thursday, 24 March 2005 02:27 (twenty years ago)

oh hey I just found some interview with Bon where they asked him about it.

Interviewer: "so is high-school head a reference to a druggie, an oral sex partner or a school principal?"

Bon: "all of them. I am a genius. I love the triple entendre almost as much as I love putting my penis in things."

Interviewer: "what things?"

Bon: "all things."

― miccio (miccio), Thursday, 24 March 2005 02:28 (twenty years ago)

i mean, high school head only meant one thing to ME when i first heard the song and i thought it was a really cool line = it worked!

― scott seward (scott seward), Thursday, 24 March 2005 02:29 (twenty years ago)

"Whole Lotta Rosie" vs "Fat Bottomed Girls"

WHOLE LOTTA ROSIE. Bon Scott doesn't judge you based by size, intelligence or even gender. Merely by the intensity and frequency of the orgasms you give him.

― miccio (miccio), Thursday, 24 March 2005 02:32 (twenty years ago)

He's not saying fat bottomed girls are better, he's saying that the person fucking his brains about happens to be a heavy woman.

― miccio (miccio), Thursday, 24 March 2005 02:33 (twenty years ago)

Um, not that this doesn't also mean a possible homoerotic double meaning, but I think the idea of the "back-door man" verse is "Look, if your woman is nagging you because you don't fuck her right, just leave her to me."

― Hurting (Hurting), Thursday, 24 March 2005 02:42 (twenty years ago)

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Thursday, 24 March 2005 03:03 (twenty years ago)

the only "blues" (by association really) song i know that alludes to anal sex (except maybe for some horrible latterday blooze song that i haven't heard and don't care to) is clarence carter's awful "strokin." same clarence carter had a song called "back door santa." make of that what you will; a counterargument, perhaps.

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Thursday, 24 March 2005 03:04 (twenty years ago)

that interview made me rofl.
i heard somewhere that on being asked if he was AC or DC, Bon replied "I'm the Lightning, baby", but I don't know if this is true.
Google shows nothing but some guy who uses this line as his signiture on various message boards.
anyone else heard this?

― m0stly clean (m0stly clean), Thursday, 24 March 2005 03:08 (twenty years ago)

No, absolutely not.

― I'm the Lightning, Baby (Amateur(ist)), Thursday, 24 March 2005 03:12 (twenty years ago)

Just curious, Amateurist--could you share your anal sex experiences with us? Please? Now don't be shy.

― Chester B., Thursday, 24 March 2005 03:16 (twenty years ago)

i think you can pretty much take "back door man", the blues meme, as a straightforward psuedo-metaphor for sneakin' around, stealin' other women's men. sometimes a back door is just a back door.

Yowza. Freudian slip there, Amateurist?

― Hurting (Hurting), Thursday, 24 March 2005 03:17 (twenty years ago)

OMG

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Thursday, 24 March 2005 03:18 (twenty years ago)

Roffle. Just a back door indeed ...

― Hurting (Hurting), Thursday, 24 March 2005 03:19 (twenty years ago)

well to be fair the "back door" thing wasn't limited to men. memphis minnie and ann peebles and a bunch of other people have "back door women" songs. another reason to suspect that a back door is just a back door.

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Thursday, 24 March 2005 03:20 (twenty years ago)

i'm being intentionally obtuse on this thread, btw

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Thursday, 24 March 2005 03:21 (twenty years ago)

slippin' you the ol' tripplentendremonopia...

― Sigmund (Bobby Peru), Thursday, 24 March 2005 03:23 (twenty years ago)

I think what makes it at least a little suspect in this song is that, even if it is about the woman, there's something (a little gay) about the fact that he's taunting the man with the suggestion rather than saying it to the woman.

― Hurting (Hurting), Thursday, 24 March 2005 03:25 (twenty years ago)

"Jailbreak" vs "Hey Joe"

― dave q (listerine), Thursday, 24 March 2005 03:27 (twenty years ago)

um m0stly clean I'm pretty sure Miccio made up that "interview."

I agree with Amateurist (and o. nate before him), I never took that "back door" thing at anything other than face value. The anal thing just seemed like something made up by white rock critics who thought they were clever. I mean the "back door" man is ALWAYS addressing a woman in a relationship right? He is never claiming to be some single woman's "back door" man. It's always tied in to an illicit affair.

― Stormy Davis (diamond), Thursday, 24 March 2005 03:27 (twenty years ago)

now Dino Valenti, THERE was a flamer...

― Stormy Davis (diamond), Thursday, 24 March 2005 03:28 (twenty years ago)

thank you, stormy. (hm now i have scott walker singing "stormy, stormy, stormy, stormy, come back to me" in my head)

this strong (the ac/dc one) strikes me first of all as infantile. i don't think that's a criticism so much as a description. it sounds like a 10-year-old's fantasy of being an adult. which is consistent with the homoeroticism, really.

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Thursday, 24 March 2005 03:29 (twenty years ago)

'Full Moon Dirty Hearts' vs 'You're Under Arrest'

― dave q (listerine), Thursday, 24 March 2005 03:30 (twenty years ago)

amateurist being intenionally obtuse? Be still, my heart. And why does my ass hurt after he leaves?

― minnie in memphis, Thursday, 24 March 2005 03:33 (twenty years ago)

plus when Morrison talks about eating more chicken any man ever seen, it's not the ASS that tastes like chicken.

― Stormy Davis (diamond), Thursday, 24 March 2005 03:38 (twenty years ago)

mr. davis,
i was rofling under that same assumption.

xpost - the assumption that miccio fabricated an interview for humourous purposes, not any assumption regarding the relative similarity in taste between ass and chicken.

― m0stly clean (m0stly clean), Thursday, 24 March 2005 03:40 (twenty years ago)

ah ok, sorry mc

― Stormy Davis (diamond), Thursday, 24 March 2005 03:45 (twenty years ago)

Now I have that Brian Boitano song from the South Park soundtrack stuck in my head. "I'VE NEVAR SEEN A MAN EAT SO MANY CHICKEN WINGS RAAAAURRWGH." My high school roommate played that goddamn song at least 15 times a day, and I thought I had forgotten it, until now.

*sobs quietly*

― Telephonething, Thursday, 24 March 2005 04:56 (twenty years ago)

> plus when Morrison talks about eating more chicken any man ever seen, it's not the ASS that tastes like chicken.

"chicken" = lads not yet of age

― Joseph McCombs (Joseph McCombs), Thursday, 24 March 2005 05:22 (twenty years ago)

it sounds like a 10-year-old's fantasy of being an adult. which is consistent with the homoeroticism, really.

Gag.

― Eric H. (Eric H.), Thursday, 24 March 2005 05:31 (twenty years ago)

This is the german Bon Scott Tribute band:
http://www.oaklandish.com/bonn.jpg

They are called Big Balls.

― Bobby Peru (Bobby Peru), Thursday, 24 March 2005 05:31 (twenty years ago)

do they even say "high school" in australia?

lapsed-Australian to thread, albeit late. Yes, they do say 'high school'. I was always under the impression that 'high school head' meant principal type dude.

― VegemiteGrrl (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 24 March 2005 05:49 (twenty years ago)

"back door women" songs. another reason to suspect that a back door is just a back door.

Why's that?

― dan. (dan.), Thursday, 24 March 2005 05:59 (twenty years ago)

homoeroticism is infantile? okay but no more so than heteronormative eroticism and possibly quite a bit less if you get my drift mr. freud

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 24 March 2005 06:10 (twenty years ago)

http://www.oaklandish.com/acdc.jpg
uh...

― Bobby Peru (Bobby Peru), Thursday, 24 March 2005 06:11 (twenty years ago)

that's just the lads having a bit of fun!

― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Thursday, 24 March 2005 06:16 (twenty years ago)

i'm not even sure that "back door man", the blues meme, is even supposed to allude to anal sex. there's pretty much no anal sex going on in old blues lyrics. lots of stuff about oral sex, and other kinds of sex, and a fair number of big booties, but no booty sex that i know of. i think you can pretty much take "back door man", the blues meme, as a straightforward psuedo-metaphor for sneakin' around, stealin' other women's men. sometimes a back door is just a back door.
The other possibility is that a guy porkin' his woman from behind don't nessesarily mean he's aiming at the butthole. He's aiming at the beauty spot and holiest of holies, just from the opposite side.
(xxpost)

― Lord Custos Omicron (Lord Custos Omicron), Thursday, 24 March 2005 06:18 (twenty years ago)

I mean the "back door" man is ALWAYS addressing a woman in a relationship right?
Well, except when Sarah MacLachlan is singing it. (Unless she uses some special, attachable impliment...)

― Lord Custos Omicron (Lord Custos Omicron), Thursday, 24 March 2005 06:20 (twenty years ago)

This thread has managed to take the fun out of AC/DC and buttsex. No small feat.

― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Thursday, 24 March 2005 06:50 (twenty years ago)

homoeroticism is infantile?

no, but a certain naïve homoeroticism (often coupled with homophobia) seems to be a staple of boys' psychology in that period before they feel it appropriate to communicate their desire for girls.

i see this continued into postadolescence sometimes; i.e. at various frathouses.

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Thursday, 24 March 2005 06:59 (twenty years ago)

i am just a soul whose intensions are good, oh lord, please don't let me be misunderstood etc

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Thursday, 24 March 2005 07:01 (twenty years ago)

1. Any ILM thread with > 24 posts is gay.

2. No surprise if Bon Scott was the original .au plug-in

3. You prove to me that BRIAN JOHNSON is gay, then I make the Home Alone WHATTHEFUCK face my new default -- and begin a lifelong crusade to have the definition of "ironic" changed to whatever you think it means.

― Ian Christe (Ian Christe), Thursday, 24 March 2005 07:24 (twenty years ago)

Dude, Brain Johnson was totally gay!

― Bobby Peru (Bobby Peru), Thursday, 24 March 2005 07:42 (twenty years ago)

and begin a lifelong crusade to have the definition of "ironic" changed to whatever you think it means.
I think it has something to do with a black fly in your chardonnay, but I'm not 100% sure.

Dude, Brain Johnson was totally gay!
Now, THAT is an ugly mental image.

― Lord Custos Omicron (Lord Custos Omicron), Thursday, 24 March 2005 09:59 (twenty years ago)

it's 10,000 spoons when all you need is a knife

― elwisty (elwisty), Thursday, 24 March 2005 10:42 (twenty years ago)

1. Any ILM thread with > 24 posts is gay.

so all the good ones, then!

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 24 March 2005 13:45 (twenty years ago)

upthread i said that mr. miccio fabricated an interview for humourous purposes, but i think there's a good point in there too.

the thread title is flawed because it assumes an unnecessary and distracting binary.
surely, the question is not "was bon gay?" but "how gay was bon?" (leaving aside the attendant question "why does any of us give a shit?").
so then, does the irony increase in proportion to the magnitude of bon's gayness?
what if he's just indiscriminately horny?
fwiw, i'm of the opinion that he'd do a platypus, given the chance.

also, isn't horniness an absolute essential for a proper rocknroll star?

from little richard, who was possessed by such a raging fire of horniness that he could barely keep it under control.

elvis, a somewhat playful but nonetheless powerful horniness that rocked the nation.

robert plant, at his horniest on a level with bon, but not nearly as single-mindedly horny, tending to get distracted by hobbits and halucinations.

iggy.

prince.

at the extreme you have someone like KISS, getting by on nothing but horny.

at the other extreme, someone like CCR. fantastic songs, great sound, but nobody mistakes them for rockstars.

also, TS: bon scott vs. bono's ascot

― m0stly clean (m0stly clean), Thursday, 24 March 2005 15:05 (twenty years ago)

robert plant, at his horniest on a level with bon, but not nearly as single-mindedly horny, tending to get distracted by hobbits and halucinations.
Robert Plant was ohhhh sooo much a Hobbit Fancier; because they are just... the... right..... height.

― Lord Custos Omicron (Lord Custos Omicron), Thursday, 24 March 2005 18:01 (twenty years ago)

little richard was gay

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Thursday, 24 March 2005 19:55 (twenty years ago)

or is, or something; he hasn't exactly been forthright on the matter.

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Thursday, 24 March 2005 19:56 (twenty years ago)

he's festive

― miccio (miccio), Thursday, 24 March 2005 19:57 (twenty years ago)

i·ro·ny n. pl. i·ro·nies
1 a.The use of words to express something different from and often opposite to their literal meaning. b. An expression or utterance marked by a deliberate contrast between apparent and intended meaning. c. A literary style employing such contrasts for humorous or rhetorical effect.
2. a. Incongruity between what might be expected and what actually occurs: “Hyde noted the irony of Ireland's copying the nation she most hated” (Richard Kain). b. An occurrence, result, or circumstance notable for such incongruity.

Alright, I was just going from the second defintion in The American Heritage Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition - where a circumstance exists which is largely unexpected. And who was it unexpected by? Not by you ILM smart-asses, but by a huge portion of AC/DC's audience during their prime... ever see 'Heavy Metal Parking Lot'? That WAS the U.S. metal audience at it's peak, and those mossbacks wore their ignorance like a badge of honor. Narrowmindedness was a sport for them. So, yeh, it's a bit ironic that one of their heroes *was probably gay*. Look, if Rob Halford, George Micheal, or Elton John died at that age we may never have know for sure. But, we'd have clues...

http://www.oaklandish.com/bonscott.jpg

― Bobby Peru (Bobby Peru), Thursday, 24 March 2005 20:31 (twenty years ago)

by the way miccio, what was the source of that interview?

― Bobby Peru (Bobby Peru), Thursday, 24 March 2005 20:33 (twenty years ago)

i made it up. I thought that was obvious.

― miccio (miccio), Thursday, 24 March 2005 20:37 (twenty years ago)

Milton Berle performed in drag too....GOSH, BOBBY, WAS HE GAY TOO!?!?!?!

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 24 March 2005 20:45 (twenty years ago)

Milton Berle was totally gay!

― Bobby Peru (Bobby Peru), Thursday, 24 March 2005 20:46 (twenty years ago)

You are totally an idiot.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 24 March 2005 21:10 (twenty years ago)

http://www.oaklandish.com/bons.jpg

"I am just as God made me, sir."

― Bobby Peru (Bobby Peru), Thursday, 24 March 2005 23:27 (twenty years ago)

Milton Berle launched the career of Ratt, who dropped the comma from "Wanted Man" due to record-company pressure

― dave q (listerine), Thursday, 24 March 2005 23:30 (twenty years ago)

Holy shit, I've just discovered new evidence that Roddy McDowall was some sort of intelligent ape.

http://www.movieprop.com/tvandmovie/PlanetoftheApes/cornelius.jpg

― Ian Christe (Ian Christe), Thursday, 24 March 2005 23:32 (twenty years ago)

Dude, Roddy McDowall... oh never mind.

― Bobby Peru (Bobby Peru), Thursday, 24 March 2005 23:36 (twenty years ago)

Robbin Crosby was a junky

― milton burroughs jr. (listerine), Thursday, 24 March 2005 23:36 (twenty years ago)

who died of AIds.

― Bobby Peru (Bobby Peru), Thursday, 24 March 2005 23:38 (twenty years ago)

shut up Teri, somebody's on the phone...

― seth putnam (listerine), Thursday, 24 March 2005 23:39 (twenty years ago)

Roddy Mcdowall: More Hype Fruity than a Cage full of pixie-stick addled bonobo chimpanzees!

― Lord Custos Omicron (Lord Custos Omicron), Friday, 25 March 2005 18:51 (twenty years ago)

http://www.oaklandish.com/bon5.jpg

Daffy, at the very least.

― Bobby Peru (Bobby Peru), Friday, 25 March 2005 19:10 (twenty years ago)

those were the halycon days of glitter rock, you know

― miccio (miccio), Friday, 25 March 2005 19:58 (twenty years ago)

supporting my point

― Bobby Peru (Bobby Peru), Friday, 25 March 2005 20:00 (twenty years ago)

Which one, the one atop yer head?
Even if Bon Scott was a flaming fairy with antennae and butterfly wings who loved nothing more than to give a man's meat donut the ivory rod of decimation...what of it?
Theres nothing "ironic" or "odd" about this. Isn't the current statistic "10% of Men and 4% of Women" are totally about the love that dare not speak its name? Eh?
If this statistic is accurate, you could line up 100 musicians of any genre and 10%/4% of them will be tooling for a new hole.
But we are talking about musicians here. And that means, in the end, the only hole that matters is the one in the middle of the CD.
So there.

― Lord Custos Omicron (Lord Custos Omicron), Saturday, 26 March 2005 06:29 (twenty years ago)

It was fun while it lasted.

― Bobby Peru (Bobby Peru), Saturday, 26 March 2005 06:40 (twenty years ago)

but then he tells the guy to leave her alone and make a stand with a back door man.
(x-post)

-- miccio

It's time to scotch this one once and for all. If only you were right, miccio, cos I really like your interpretation - but he's a hired killer, right through every verse and chorus. In Australia in the 70's a backdoor man is someone who does something illegal for you. It doesn't have the same implication then as it had in the 80's to the present when used by, say, Jim Foetus, when he offered to play the same role in Wiseblood's 'Prime Gonzola' to some lucky lady.

― theee music mole, Saturday, 26 March 2005 08:40 (twenty years ago)

To take another example, when Australian tape-edit genius Pauline Pantsdown lampoons our famously redneck politian Pauline Hanson, he has her say 'I'm a backdoor man for the Ku Klux Klan'. This means she's doing their dirty work - not that she is pleasuring them from behind with a strap-on. Now there's a fine mental image...

― theee music mole, Saturday, 26 March 2005 08:52 (twenty years ago)

EXACTLY.

Finally we can put an end to this nonsense. Thank you Colin.

― Stormy Davis (diamond), Saturday, 26 March 2005 08:54 (twenty years ago)

oh look, the hetero-defendants are back!
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000002JS2.01._SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg

― Bobby Peru (Bobby Peru), Saturday, 26 March 2005 09:15 (twenty years ago)

Lock up your daughter
lock up your wife
lock up your back door
and run for your life

Note that the things you should hide from Bon's advances are your "daughter," "wife" and "back door."

― miccio (miccio), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 19:37 (twenty years ago)

translation: i will fuck the women, kill you and stick it in your pooper for good measure.

― miccio (miccio), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 19:38 (twenty years ago)

thanks for that translation! it's hard to pick up on the subtle innuendos of AC/DC.

― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 19:47 (twenty years ago)

I seriously have to show this thread to my friend B. She will laugh her head off. You guys.

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 23:12 (twenty years ago)

I just watched the first disc of Family Jewels. There is lots of Teh Gay in it. It rules.

― miccio (miccio), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 23:19 (twenty years ago)

I want that DVD set badly.

― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 23:30 (twenty years ago)

it's worth it, dude.

― miccio (miccio), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 23:41 (twenty years ago)

Holy crow, it it out already?

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 23:48 (twenty years ago)

D'you know they use Dirty Deeds as the backing track for car ads here in Aus? For 4WDs or Utes, somethign like that.

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 23:49 (twenty years ago)

came out tuesday!

― miccio (miccio), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 23:50 (twenty years ago)

Lock up your daughter
lock up your wife
lock up your back door
and run for your life
Note that the things you should hide from Bon's advances are your "daughter," "wife" and "back door."
translation: i will fuck the women, kill you and stick it in your pooper for good measure.
Y'know, sometimes -- as Frued might say -- a backdoor is just a backdoor. Its a door, in your house...but in the back of the house.
Entering it is less conspicious that entering through the front.
Entering someones house through their personal bunghole, is, however, far too easy to notice.

― Lord Custos Omicron (Lord Custos Omicron), Thursday, 31 March 2005 04:24 (twenty years ago)

...but what does it "mean" when a burglar enters through a window?

― Lord Custos Omicron (Lord Custos Omicron), Thursday, 31 March 2005 04:26 (twenty years ago)

Howlin' Wolf: "I am a back door man. Well the men don't know, but the little girls understand"

OMG howlin' wolf was a pedophile! must destroy all my blues cds now!

― fact checking cuz (fcc), Thursday, 31 March 2005 04:38 (twenty years ago)

Holy crow, it it out already

The AC/DC fab will want to see the rock video opera ala Eighties made for "Fly On the Wall."

First, you gotta understand that this was not a particularly well-respected AC/DC record. Second, the put-together on "Family Jewels" is a great way to get back into the best of it. Third, it's totally 80's and suitably humorous. "Sink the Pink" is a high point. Sadly, this is not gay although it does portray a wispy-looking white boy being overpowered by a moxy woman in a game of 9 Ball. She pulls up short and illogically surrenders to him while the band sprays it in the background. Really, "Fly On the Wall" was a difficult, collapsed AC/DC offering and the "Family Jewels" thing refocuses on it. "Nervous Shakedown" from "Flick" is also tremendous, as it always was.

― George Smith, Thursday, 31 March 2005 10:08 (twenty years ago)

eleven months pass...

Alot of the stuff said on here has been incredibly disrespectful to Bon - one of the most charismatic, original, hard-rocking frontmen in rock history! His larynx-shredding vocals and onstage persona completely outshaddow any of these RUMOURS - and seriously - why is it worth even talking about? Bon was a great person. and thats that.

about this "backdoor" stuff - it can apply about women too - see lyrics for LedZeppelin's whole lotta love "i wanna be your backdoor man", Iron Maidens bring your daughter to the slaughter "unchain your backdoor invite me around" etc etc

― emmeline, Saturday, 11 March 2006 16:01 (nineteen years ago)

Fret not, Emmeline, we only disrespect out of love.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 11 March 2006 16:08 (nineteen years ago)

better do! *shakes fist*

― emmeline, Saturday, 11 March 2006 16:29 (nineteen years ago)

He's not gay. Get a grip.

― patrick bateman (mickeygraft), Saturday, 11 March 2006 17:16 (nineteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

this is total bull shit. the reason bon performed in drag on tv ONCE was because it was AC/DC's first gig on TV and they needed attention. Secondly, read the biography by clinton walker and see all the shit bon does and you'l realise he just doesn't give a flying fuck wat people think, and if he was gay he would've said something. thirdly the reason he was sent to jail when he was sixteen was because he knocked out a guy who asked his GIRLFRIEND for a root. not exactly something you'd expect a gay guy to be sent to jail for is it

― limecordial, Monday, 3 April 2006 22:49 (nineteen years ago)

Hahahaha

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Monday, 3 April 2006 22:54 (nineteen years ago)

Results 1 - 4 of about 6 for "bon scott gay". (0.18 seconds)

yep

― jergins (jergins), Monday, 3 April 2006 23:13 (nineteen years ago)

'Highway to Hell' is totally a batty metaphor from start to finish.

― ratty, Monday, 3 April 2006 23:20 (nineteen years ago)

I mean, in the road less travelled sense.

― ratty, Thursday, 6 April 2006 21:45 (nineteen years ago)

Results 1 - 4 of about 6 for "bon scott gay". (0.18 seconds)
yep

-- jergins (jergin...), April 3rd, 2006

or maybe....

― m0stly clean (m0stly clean), Friday, 7 April 2006 18:23 (nineteen years ago)

"bon scott" gay produces a lot more though.

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