THE UNQUESIONABLE TRUTH - PART ONE by Limp Bizkit

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I just spotted this in our in-house bookstore downstairs,....looking like a ham-fisted Radioheadachy concept album. What gives? I'd thought they'd have hung it up after Results May Vary. What's the story?

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 2 May 2005 18:58 (twenty years ago)

PART ONE!

All I know: Wes Borland is back in the fold. Anthony M should be here momentarily.

David R. (popshots75`), Monday, 2 May 2005 19:00 (twenty years ago)

shit/think
shit/think
shit/think

mark p (Mark P), Monday, 2 May 2005 19:01 (twenty years ago)

Sorta hope that's the actual spelling.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 2 May 2005 19:01 (twenty years ago)

Hahahahaa...whoops.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 2 May 2005 19:04 (twenty years ago)

Unqueesyionably true.

donut debonair (donut), Monday, 2 May 2005 19:10 (twenty years ago)

Unnkwezhionabul Trufe.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 2 May 2005 19:11 (twenty years ago)

Uncle Trife?

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 2 May 2005 19:13 (twenty years ago)

No advances. What gives? Sheesh, they leaked Fred's cell-phone sex tape. Why not the album?

Mr Deeds (Mr Deeds), Tuesday, 3 May 2005 04:57 (twenty years ago)

2 LIVE JEWS QUICK TO RESPOND WITH COMEBACK ALBUM: "UNQUESTIONABLY TREIF"

Hurting (Hurting), Tuesday, 3 May 2005 04:59 (twenty years ago)

... KING'S RANSOM An obnoxious businessman (Anthony Anderson) arranges his own fake kidnapping to keep money out of the hands ... Not screened for critics anywhere ...

Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Tuesday, 3 May 2005 05:02 (twenty years ago)

I think I'm about to have a panic attack. I CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH

daria g (daria g), Tuesday, 3 May 2005 05:04 (twenty years ago)

I just spotted this in our in-house bookstore downstairs,....looking like a ham-fisted Radioheadachy concept album. What gives? I'd thought they'd have hung it up after Results May Vary. What's the story?

-- Alex in NYC (vassife...), May 2nd, 2005.

you do realize that all the other limp bizkit albums were merely chapters of the prologue elaborating on the backstory to this album, which is part one of a scheduled 69 part space opera about fred durst's death as a mortal and rebirth as an alien aristocrat governing a planet of mike score clones:

http://www.stereogum.com/img/freddurst_prom.jpg

latebloomer: But when the monkey die, people gonna cry. (latebloomer), Tuesday, 3 May 2005 05:21 (twenty years ago)

http://www.stereogum.com/img/freddurst_prom.jpg

latebloomer: But when the monkey die, people gonna cry. (latebloomer), Tuesday, 3 May 2005 05:21 (twenty years ago)

out of nowhere, MTV is reporting that this album is out today, but that can't be right, can it?

http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1501117/20050502/index.jhtml

Al (sitcom), Tuesday, 3 May 2005 15:48 (twenty years ago)

Hilarity:

Bizkit fans can get a preview of the new material via a video posted on the band's site for the song "The Truth." In the six-and-a-half-minute clip, shot in the Bizkit's studio and said to document the "first time Limp Bizkit has performed together since Wes left," a shirtless Borland — two pieces of black tape forming an "X" over his right nipple — bops around a shady studio in front of John Otto's drum set (although, the video's so dark, Dave Grohl could be behind the kit, and we'd never know) along with bassist Sam Rivers and Durst, who sports an Army jacket, aviator goggles and bright red kicks.

The song itself is vintage Borland Bizkit — menacing guitar riffs, throbbing bass lines and hardcore drums. Missing, however, are the shrill vocal stylings of Mr. Durst. Instead, Fred does his best Zack de la Rocha impression, singing, "You can't sleep/ You're restless/ And slightly obsessed with falling too deep/ You're malfunction, you're a virus/ Whose intention is f----ing up something/ You're a crater on the face of a problem that's greater."

Before launching into the verse "Our Father, who art in heaven/ Hallowed be thy name/ Deliver me from evil," he recites the song's refrain, "Imagine accepting the truth."

Durst told MTV News that Rage Against the Machine were a source of inspiration for the record. "Emotionally, I was affected a lot by [Rage]," he said. "Not specifically the literal intention of the words or what it was about, but the feel, the sound, those phrases that got me. I believe this [album] is exactly where they left off."

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 3 May 2005 15:55 (twenty years ago)

limpbizkit.com says 5.3.05 too! It's OUT THERE PEOPLE! I WANT REPORTS!

M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Tuesday, 3 May 2005 15:56 (twenty years ago)

This EP isn't nearly as bad as everyone wants it to be.

Mr Deeds (Mr Deeds), Wednesday, 11 May 2005 05:40 (twenty years ago)

oh, it's an EP? that makes more sense, I was wondering what was up with it supposedly being in stores with such little fanfare for what I thought was a whole album.

Al (sitcom), Wednesday, 11 May 2005 06:19 (twenty years ago)

an ep at full album price...


hmmm.

guess they have to recoup after the fallout from last lp ..


mark e (mark e), Wednesday, 11 May 2005 11:23 (twenty years ago)

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/offer-listing/B00096S3QI/ref=dp_pb_a//002-3921362-2604845?condition=all

60 copies new/used from $7.50 on Amazon, so there is no excuse to not buy the thing and hip us to what it's like (I exclude myself from this as I'm not anywhere near as familiar with the LB catalog as many others here.)

Raymond Cummings (Raymond Cummings), Wednesday, 11 May 2005 14:01 (twenty years ago)

Riddle me this: I flipped to MTV2 just as this commercial was ending. Said commercial featured a band playing in a basement setting (dimly lit, kinda out of focus), w/ that nu-metal / nu-emo sound in full effect, & folks bouncing and rocking and having the good BLARGH time. And then it cut to this title card, white text on black, w/ THE UNQUESTIONABLE TRUTH & the release date displayed. & that was it. Did I imagine this, or did it actually happen?

David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 11 May 2005 14:04 (twenty years ago)

All of this is just reminding me how they need to do a Greatest Hits NOW.

Raymond Cummings (Raymond Cummings), Wednesday, 11 May 2005 14:06 (twenty years ago)

I saw one in Fopp. So there you go.

mark grout (mark grout), Wednesday, 11 May 2005 14:07 (twenty years ago)

Greatest Hits = BUY THEIR SECOND ALBUM.

David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 11 May 2005 14:13 (twenty years ago)

or not.

latebloomer: the rebel sound of grits and bacon (latebloomer), Wednesday, 11 May 2005 14:21 (twenty years ago)

BURNINATE

David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 11 May 2005 14:24 (twenty years ago)

b-b-but what about:

Eat You Alive
Faith
Rollin'
Behind Blue Eyes
My Way
Whatever the song with the Mission Impossible theme is called

I have no CD burner, nor do I know anyone who has these records.

Raymond Cummings (Raymond Cummings), Wednesday, 11 May 2005 14:35 (twenty years ago)

Significant Other has the most respectable hits but Chocolate Starfish is where you go when you want The Durst Experience

miccio (miccio), Wednesday, 11 May 2005 15:19 (twenty years ago)

And I must admit I just ain't that curious about the new EP right now. I'm trying to clean my apt of a lot of CDs. Don't need to pay money to add this of all things right now.

miccio (miccio), Wednesday, 11 May 2005 15:20 (twenty years ago)

That said nothing stops me from googlin' up some choice phrases from the lyrics here at work.

The Propaganda:

It's propaganda
Sell it to the innocent
fuck yeah they're buyin' it
just show up to rebel again

[Bridge]
Mommy!
Fuck It!

who is phony
if fate would turn me
you don't know me
but I made you

who is phony
their fate is lonely
you don't know me
but I made you

miccio (miccio), Wednesday, 11 May 2005 15:24 (twenty years ago)

"The Priest":
Bridge]
Oh my god
Im watching TV
I cant
Oh whats this world coming to
I see a priest molesting children
I see terrorists blowing up buildins
I see someone in rage
Killing Dimebag on stage
What the fuck is this?
What the fuck is this?
I got a kid
Should I send him to Sunday School?
I got a kid
Should I send him to Sunday School?
So you can fuck him
Oh no you aint gonna fuck him
How bout this?
I dont fucking know who I can trust
In this world and I'm gonna blow
One more time
I'm not that scared

miccio (miccio), Wednesday, 11 May 2005 15:25 (twenty years ago)

"The Key"

[Intro]
Check!
Shut the fuck up! You shut the fuck up!
Who the fuck are you? Who the fuck are you? (I ain't nobody)
That's the question, the question at hand.
Oh, man, fuck this. Fuck this! (I ain't nobody)

[Verse]
You know, I lost my place a long time ago
about fifty fucking rhymes ago
I'm wrecking again
I'm seriously considering checking myself in
Locked inside this key chamber
There's millions of keys inside
but only one can stop my anger
and I'm not fading away, so I'll just have to die

miccio (miccio), Wednesday, 11 May 2005 15:26 (twenty years ago)

triple x-post

You've changed, man...it's like we dont know you anymore! It used to be about the Durst, but now, now it's just...i'm all verklempt, i can't go on...

latebloomer: the rebel sound of grits and bacon (latebloomer), Wednesday, 11 May 2005 15:27 (twenty years ago)

The single is fucking wretched, maybe the worst they've released yet.

Simon H. (Simon H.), Wednesday, 11 May 2005 15:28 (twenty years ago)

"The Channel"

[Bridge]
Who gives a fuck about what I like
who gives a fuck about who listens
as long as I'm here
as long as you know you can keep me here
for whenever you get lost
or you need an excuse to coverup your intentions
you hate that I express how I'm feeling
you hate that you relate to this shit
you hate that I'm a tick
a motherfucking tick
you're finding hard to forget!

miccio (miccio), Wednesday, 11 May 2005 15:29 (twenty years ago)

Are those for real?

Huk-L, Wednesday, 11 May 2005 15:29 (twenty years ago)

These are all for real.


"The Story"

[Verse 1]
Just live and let die

Check, check, check, comon

If you could take a minute of your life
A certain minute when you feel the lightning strike
Danger is the only level of that moment
But it's your moment and you know you'll fucking own it.
Glorified in the grace by your victory
When your done, you escape without memory
Blindfolded through this life as we learn
And consequences when the wrong pages turn

[Chorus]
It's an E! true hollywood story
Take a man down with his own glory
Now guess who's next

[Verse 2]
At some point we come down from the highs
It's no big deal we move on with our lives
And some of us let the last color cries
Do the math, you can laugh when I die
If life is just a fantasy life then could you
Live this fantasy life for soemthing would you
Just remember that the doors are not closable
And the mother fucking heroes are disposable

[Chorus 2x]
It's an E! true hollywood story
Take a man down with his own glory
Now guess who's next

[Refrain]
Just live and let die
just live an let
just live and let
just live and let die

Just live and let die
just live an let
just live and let

[Bridge]
so what about the hardcore that ain't hard anymore
or the shit talkers who ain't shit anymore
or the old fighters that can't fight anymore
or the white kid's who ain't white any more
or the actors that don't act anymore
or the rappers that don't rap anymore
or the hipsters that don't hip anymore
or the limpsters that don't limp anymore

miccio (miccio), Wednesday, 11 May 2005 15:31 (twenty years ago)

and the entirety of...

"The Surrender"

[Verse 1]
Don't label me a monster
I'm a monster just like you
Don't label me a victim
Cause I'm a victim just like you
I'm a victim just like you

[Verse 2]
When your heart aches
You can know that mine aches too
And when you run away
I run away like you
I run away like you
I do

[Chorus]
But you know theres a part of me that will always let you down
And you know theres a part of me that will always make you cry
And you know theres a part of me that just wont let you die
Inside cause I surrender

[Refrain]
I surrender into you, I do
Keep surrendering to you, I do, I do
I surrender just for you, for yes

miccio (miccio), Wednesday, 11 May 2005 15:31 (twenty years ago)

so what about the hardcore that ain't hard anymore
or the shit talkers who ain't shit anymore
or the old fighters that can't fight anymore
or the white kid's who ain't white any more
or the actors that don't act anymore
or the rappers that don't rap anymore
or the hipsters that don't hip anymore
or the limpsters that don't limp anymore

!

latebloomer: the rebel sound of grits and bacon (latebloomer), Wednesday, 11 May 2005 15:33 (twenty years ago)

My soul is touched. Tell him to stop touching me.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 11 May 2005 15:33 (twenty years ago)

[Bridge]
Mommy!
Fuck It!

miccio (miccio), Wednesday, 11 May 2005 15:34 (twenty years ago)

wow.

Huk-L, Wednesday, 11 May 2005 15:37 (twenty years ago)

I'm half disappointed to hear this is an EP and that its not actually seven epic tracks loaded with Borland wankola or something.

miccio (miccio), Wednesday, 11 May 2005 15:39 (twenty years ago)

then again Fun House only has seven tracks.

miccio (miccio), Wednesday, 11 May 2005 15:41 (twenty years ago)

hipsters that don't...hip anymore?

roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 11 May 2005 16:07 (twenty years ago)

[Bridge]
Mommy!
Fuck It!

see, THAT should have been the title of the EP

latebloomer: the rebel sound of grits and bacon (latebloomer), Wednesday, 11 May 2005 16:18 (twenty years ago)

I am almost in tears, these lyrics are just the durstiest.

Leon Federline (Ex Leon), Wednesday, 11 May 2005 16:19 (twenty years ago)

I may be inspired to listen to sound samples on Amazon or whatever later. I'd listen to a promo for sure. Maybe I should start an Amazon wishlist and put it on there.

x-post Leon you speak from ignorance. The durstitude was way stronger on the last two.

miccio (miccio), Wednesday, 11 May 2005 16:21 (twenty years ago)

not that these aren't fine examples of the trade.

miccio (miccio), Wednesday, 11 May 2005 16:21 (twenty years ago)

He really is letting his inner Zack shine through.

[Bridge]
Mommy!
Fuck It!

This is going to entertain me forever.

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 11 May 2005 16:24 (twenty years ago)

you hate that I express how I'm feeling
you hate that you relate to this shit
you hate that I'm a tick
a motherfucking tick
you're finding hard to forget!

miccio (miccio), Wednesday, 11 May 2005 16:25 (twenty years ago)

http://mywebpages.comcast.net/jvmuell/the-tick.gif

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 11 May 2005 16:27 (twenty years ago)

from limpbizkit.com:

has everything sunk in? have you had time to absorb TUTP1 and get a clear perspective on what it has r hasn't done for you? how do you feel? we are eager to go to the next level with you.

miccio (miccio), Wednesday, 11 May 2005 16:27 (twenty years ago)

I got a kid
Should I send him to Sunday School?
I got a kid
Should I send him to Sunday School?
So you can fuck him
Oh no you aint gonna fuck him
How bout this?
I dont fucking know who I can trust
In this world and I'm gonna blow
One more time
I'm not that scared

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 11 May 2005 16:29 (twenty years ago)

I like the implication that people send their kids to Sunday School speicifically so that the clergy can fuck them (but he's not THAT scared).

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 11 May 2005 16:30 (twenty years ago)

With Britney and now Paris, he's had a hard year, you know.. (pun intended)

donut debonair (donut), Wednesday, 11 May 2005 16:30 (twenty years ago)

let this one settle for a minute. it is not a first listen experience for most and we feel proud about that. it wasn't a first listen at all for me, but as the days continue TUTP1 has grown on me and is now making sense in ways I had never dreamed. we are all just channels of something more than we can comprehend at times. stepping back and getting perspective definitely helps to realize this.

enjoy.

miccio (miccio), Wednesday, 11 May 2005 16:30 (twenty years ago)

don't forget the rumors about him and Jessica Simpson! He's kind of a karmic punishment for these women, really.

miccio (miccio), Wednesday, 11 May 2005 16:31 (twenty years ago)

Dude, if Limp gets succumbed by the "Volume 1" curse, there could be repercussions.

Or not.

donut debonair (donut), Wednesday, 11 May 2005 16:31 (twenty years ago)

[Bridge]
Mommy!
Fuck It!

Seriously, this is the perfect encapsulation of Limp Bizkit in four words.

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 11 May 2005 16:32 (twenty years ago)

making one's mom fuck a bridge? That's just wrong.

donut debonair (donut), Wednesday, 11 May 2005 16:33 (twenty years ago)

sub-Gummo-ian at best

donut debonair (donut), Wednesday, 11 May 2005 16:34 (twenty years ago)

It's a bridge shouting for its mommy, then petulantly jumping off of itself.

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 11 May 2005 16:35 (twenty years ago)

I must admit I curiousity about how he yells "mommy" may inspire me to pick this up eventually.

miccio (miccio), Wednesday, 11 May 2005 16:35 (twenty years ago)

It better be in his "Counterfeit" voice, and not his "My Way" voice.

David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 11 May 2005 16:57 (twenty years ago)

"Mommy? Can I go out and... FUCK A BRIDGE TONIGHT??!!"

donut debonair (donut), Wednesday, 11 May 2005 17:43 (twenty years ago)

Dear oh dear.

not that these aren't fine examples of the trade.

Merely a rough sketch.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 11 May 2005 17:47 (twenty years ago)

What's funny is most of these guys were Jazz students at UNF in the early 90's. John Otto played in a very heady avant-jazz outfit (The Matt Butler Quartet) right up until Limp Bizkit formed.

PappaWheelie (PappaWheelie), Wednesday, 11 May 2005 18:13 (twenty years ago)

how many volumes you reckon we're in for?

Raymond Cummings (Raymond Cummings), Friday, 13 May 2005 14:39 (twenty years ago)

How many books in the Bible? How many verses in the Koran?

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 13 May 2005 14:41 (twenty years ago)

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

Raymond Cummings (Raymond Cummings), Friday, 13 May 2005 14:42 (twenty years ago)

How many fingers and toes does Fred have?

David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 13 May 2005 14:42 (twenty years ago)

http://www.empirenet.com/~dljones/42.GIF

Deep Thought (Ned), Friday, 13 May 2005 15:05 (twenty years ago)

Now that R. Kelly has taken the serial single to the next level, Fred probably (and much to most's pain) now wants to take THE U-TRUTH to at least five volumes...

the pain, the pain,...

donut debonair (donut), Friday, 13 May 2005 16:23 (twenty years ago)

I did finally buy this. With tax return money.

miccio (miccio), Thursday, 26 May 2005 20:34 (twenty years ago)

and sadly the "mommy" in the bridge is yelled in the background by a band member, followed by Fred's "FUCK IT"! I have only listened to 2/3rds of it. I'll let you know if the later tracks are more noteworthy.

miccio (miccio), Thursday, 26 May 2005 20:37 (twenty years ago)

That actually sounds like it's worth it. For $5 in a used bin, anyway.

My cash's goin' to score the new SOAD this weekend. Sorry, Fred.

Raymond Cummings (Raymond Cummings), Friday, 27 May 2005 11:03 (twenty years ago)

Locked inside this key chamber
There's millions of keys inside

Daddy, what's a key chamber?

Amon (eman), Friday, 27 May 2005 11:21 (twenty years ago)

b-b-but what about:

Eat You Alive
Faith
Rollin'
Behind Blue Eyes
My Way
Whatever the song with the Mission Impossible theme is called

Except for "Faith" and "Take A Look Around," all of these are terrible songs. "Sour" is good, from what I can remember.

billstevejim (billstevejim), Friday, 27 May 2005 20:13 (twenty years ago)

Come to think of it, both Limp Bizkit AND Metallica released their last good songs on the same album. Interesting...

billstevejim (billstevejim), Friday, 27 May 2005 20:14 (twenty years ago)

Wes Borland makes his guitar sound like a harmonica on "The Surrender" while Durst groans out of key. This album is definitely for the hypothetical Borlanheads. The most worthwhile song here is easily "The Priest."

SO YOU CAN FUCK HIM??!?!

miccio (miccio), Friday, 27 May 2005 21:57 (twenty years ago)

I'm also a fan of this:

[Bridge]
Oh my god
Im watching TV
I cant

sleep (sleep), Friday, 27 May 2005 22:47 (twenty years ago)

or the white kid's who ain't white any more

?

(RATM + Deftones doesn't sound terrible though. Don't know who the old dude with specs is.)

Sundar (sundar), Friday, 27 May 2005 23:02 (twenty years ago)

Will Ferrell playing Harry Caray. Fred sounds quite a bit like him on "The Key." You might dig the music, Sundar. Borland definitely has "ideas" and stuff. Tom Morello fans annoyed by Audioslave could get into this if Durst wasn't Durst.

miccio (miccio), Friday, 27 May 2005 23:10 (twenty years ago)

one month passes...
[Bridge]
Mommy!
Fuck It!

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 29 June 2005 18:16 (twenty years ago)

I just reviewed this. even as a fan of Chocolate Starfish, I think it's pretty bad.

Al (sitcom), Wednesday, 29 June 2005 18:22 (twenty years ago)

He really is letting his inner Zack shine through.

HEY! You take that back!

Zack Richardson (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 29 June 2005 18:55 (twenty years ago)

I just sold my copy back. Kept "The Truth," "The Priest," and "The Key."

miccio (miccio), Wednesday, 29 June 2005 19:09 (twenty years ago)

Currently the only Bizkit album I own in its entirety is Chocolate Starfish, which they will have to pry from my cold dead hands.

miccio (miccio), Wednesday, 29 June 2005 19:10 (twenty years ago)

one year passes...
[Bridge]
Mommy!
Fuck It!

Jesus Dan (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 16:16 (nineteen years ago)

Hahah, I KNEW this would be you.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 16:18 (nineteen years ago)

or the white kid's who ain't white any more

Jesus Dan (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 16:20 (nineteen years ago)

Lord help us if they ever break up. Their sheer idiocy is the gift that keeps on givin’.

Raymond Cummings (Raymond Cummings), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 18:01 (nineteen years ago)

WHARE IS PART DEUX???

Marmot (marmotwolof), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 18:39 (nineteen years ago)

And some of us let the last color cries
Do the math, you can laugh when I die

gear (gear), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 18:46 (nineteen years ago)

yep, it adds up!

gear (gear), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 18:46 (nineteen years ago)

I see someone in rage killing Dimebag on-stage.
I see someone in rage killing Dimebag on-stage.
I see someone in rage killing Dimebag on-stage.
I see someone in rage killing Dimebag on-stage.
I see someone in rage killing Dimebag on-stage.
I see someone in rage killing Dimebag on-stage.
I see someone in rage killing Dimebag on-stage.

Marmot (marmotwolof), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 18:58 (nineteen years ago)

Just a rat in a cage?

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 19:00 (nineteen years ago)

Despite all my rage I am still killing Dimebag on-stage.

Marmot (marmotwolof), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 19:02 (nineteen years ago)

"Bullet With Onion Rings"

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 19:03 (nineteen years ago)

Just remember that the doors are not closable
And the mother fucking heroes are disposable

joseph cotten (joseph cotten), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 19:06 (nineteen years ago)

What about the heroes that aren't fucking mothers?

Jesus Dan (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 19:09 (nineteen years ago)

They're sucking brothers.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 19:09 (nineteen years ago)

We should just do a Mad Lib version of a Limp Bizkit lyric.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 19:10 (nineteen years ago)

http://vidangesdudiable.blogspirit.com/images/medium_man-head-hands.jpg

gear (gear), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 19:10 (nineteen years ago)

Or not.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 19:12 (nineteen years ago)

I'm still trying to parse "danger is the only level of that moment".

bernard snow (sixteen sergeants), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 19:13 (nineteen years ago)

Right into the danger zone!

Marmot (marmotwolof), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 19:15 (nineteen years ago)

Limp Yachtzkit

Picnics and Pixie Stix (Charles McCain), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 19:29 (nineteen years ago)

"the hipsters that don't hip anymore"

ILM!!!!!

Marmot (marmotwolof), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 19:36 (nineteen years ago)

so what about the hardcore that ain't hard anymore
or the shit talkers who ain't shit anymore
or the old fighters that can't fight anymore
or the white kid's who ain't white any more
or the actors that don't act anymore
or the rappers that don't rap anymore
or the hipsters that don't hip anymore
or the limpsters that don't limp anymore

latebloomer (latebloomer), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 23:10 (nineteen years ago)

Thank you for reviving this, Dan.

Their MySpace page rulez.

Zwan (miccio), Thursday, 17 August 2006 04:49 (nineteen years ago)

It's been far too long since I've played my [i]Limp Bestkit[/i] CD-R.

Zwan (miccio), Thursday, 17 August 2006 04:51 (nineteen years ago)


a lot of you ask about john, sam, and lethal. just know that they are friends in here and read your comments and watch this site everyday, but as you already know they never really were the type of guys to be keeping you posted on much. they like to leave it up to me. i am sure one day soon the guys will speak up on here again. they like to keep the element of surprise in the air. bizkit style.

Zwan (miccio), Thursday, 17 August 2006 04:52 (nineteen years ago)

they like to keep the element of surprise in the air. bizkit style.

Regrettably, this seems like the description of a fart.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 17 August 2006 05:02 (nineteen years ago)

Three of his top fans are named mystikal_hellion, Marcelo The Armpit and My scars,My addiction,My body.

Jesus Dan (Dan Perry), Thursday, 17 August 2006 10:24 (nineteen years ago)

THE UNQUESTIONABLE SHAME

Fred Durst went to high school right down the road from where I am sitting right now.

like murderinging (modestmickey), Thursday, 17 August 2006 17:34 (nineteen years ago)

so, are you ashamed of him or is he ashamed of you?

a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Thursday, 17 August 2006 18:05 (nineteen years ago)

good 1

like murderinging (modestmickey), Thursday, 17 August 2006 18:09 (nineteen years ago)

marcello the armpit!

PARTYMAN (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 17 August 2006 18:09 (nineteen years ago)

This is the best!

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0462482/

Fred Durst is starring in this movie..

Check out the trailer here! It's the best thing since sliced bread!

http://server1.sxsw.com/2006/film_trailers/population_436.mov

Torgeir Hansen (MRZBW), Thursday, 17 August 2006 18:18 (nineteen years ago)

I felt attached to the storyline - and was wildly curious about how could possibly any town has constant population, something must went really wrong?.

Telephonething (Telephonething), Thursday, 17 August 2006 19:17 (nineteen years ago)

THE UNQUESTIONABLE SHAME

Fred Durst went to high school right down the road from where I am sitting right now.

-- like murderinging (mi...), August 17th, 2006.

ha, my aunt and cousins live in Gastonia, Fred's hometown? you live in that area?

latebloomer (latebloomer), Thursday, 17 August 2006 19:35 (nineteen years ago)

I think this is really amusing in someway, making me scratching off my head quiet a few times during the movie.

grady (grady), Thursday, 17 August 2006 19:37 (nineteen years ago)

latebloomer, Gastonia is real close to the university area of Charlotte

like murderinging (modestmickey), Friday, 18 August 2006 03:37 (nineteen years ago)

Choad Rock at its finest.

Ice Cream Electric (Ice Cream Electric), Friday, 18 August 2006 04:24 (nineteen years ago)

sorry mick@ it was a cheap shot ;)

hippo eats dwarlf (lfam), Friday, 18 August 2006 04:40 (nineteen years ago)

2 LIVE JEWS QUICK TO RESPOND WITH COMEBACK ALBUM: "UNQUESTIONABLY TREIF"

-- Hurting (Hurtingchie...), May 3rd, 2005.

Ha, I actually laughed at this and then realized it was my own joke.

A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Friday, 18 August 2006 05:09 (nineteen years ago)

one year passes...

(Bridge)
Mommy!
Fuck It!

(boo to BBCode for not allowing me to accurately quote this)

HI DERE, Thursday, 7 February 2008 22:12 (seventeen years ago)

coincidentally I listened to Limp Bizkit's first album, Three Dollar Bill Y'all, FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER today.

da croupier, Thursday, 7 February 2008 22:13 (seventeen years ago)

PART ONE

latebloomer, Thursday, 7 February 2008 22:15 (seventeen years ago)

from last december:

hello everyone. please be patient with us for a moment. things are the way they should be. trust that we are here and focused on all that will push us forward and bring the bizkit to the forefront of heart.

i must say that i am loving the limp bizkit army. it would be nice to label it as LBA for all allies and looker ons to unite under one label, the LBA. very potent.

da croupier, Thursday, 7 February 2008 22:17 (seventeen years ago)

http://lbawin.akoonet.com/Images/LBA.jpg

If Timi Yuro would be still alive, most other singers could shut up, Friday, 8 February 2008 07:20 (seventeen years ago)

i must say that i am loving the limp bizkit army.

The very definition of 'irregular forces'

Ned Raggett, Friday, 8 February 2008 07:22 (seventeen years ago)

very potent.

da croupier, Friday, 8 February 2008 07:24 (seventeen years ago)

i wouldn't mind never hearing any of his actual music again for all eternity but i hope this guy stays around. or writes a novel or something.

latebloomer, Friday, 8 February 2008 07:25 (seventeen years ago)

Despite all my rage I am still killing Dimebag on-stage.

-- Marmot (marmotwolof), Wednesday, August 16, 2006 7:02 PM

RIP

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 8 February 2008 07:26 (seventeen years ago)

i still like 3 dollar bill y'all!

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 8 February 2008 07:26 (seventeen years ago)

Former LIMP BIZKIT guitarist Wes Borland has posted a video message containing more information about the upcoming "covers" album that is being recorded by his BLACK LIGHT BURNS project. According to Wes, the following songs are being tracked for the effort:

PJ HARVEY - "Rid of Me"
JESUS LIZARD - "The Art of Self Defense"
INXS - "Devil Inside"
LOVE AND ROCKETS - "So Alive"
SWANS - "I am the Sun"
FIONA APPLE - "On the Bound"
LARD - "Forkboy"
BIGDUMBFACE - "Bleed Red Head on Fire"

da croupier, Friday, 8 February 2008 07:40 (seventeen years ago)

He's "former" again?

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 8 February 2008 07:41 (seventeen years ago)

judging from the "in-the-studio" pic from January on The Armpit (a fan site), the band now consists of Fred and the bass player.

da croupier, Friday, 8 February 2008 07:48 (seventeen years ago)

perhaps they can hook back up with pappawhelie:

I used to spend a lot of time at this Jazz coffeehouse in Jax FL circa 1993, and I befriended all the rock dudes who were in the Jazz program at UNF.

Eventually, we'd vaguely talk about forming a band over pre-bedtime breakfasts. They all wanted to do what they called "heavy groove". I had no idea what specifically that was, but they cited Rage Agianst..., of course. They all knew I had a little rap career a few years prior - after a while they'd look to me and say "you know, it'd be cool if you rap on it." I'd laugh it off and say "no one wants to hear rapping on Rock music...oh, wait, Rage. Nevermind."

I always thought they were being half assed and somewhat joking. I never flat out said no, but it was pretty clear I wan't into the idea.

Eventually, the coffehouse closed down and I went my way, never taking the idea of their band serious. I bumped into one of the guys about a year later and he said "hey, we actually decided to have someone rap over our band since you weren't so into it. He's a tattoo guy named Fred."

Ladies and gentlemen, Limp Bizkit.

-- PappaWheelie (pappawheeli...), July 25th, 2005.

latebloomer, Friday, 8 February 2008 08:35 (seventeen years ago)

mommy fuck it is making me lol so hard. whatever happened to fred's movie!!

A B C, Friday, 8 February 2008 09:09 (seventeen years ago)

i still like 3 dollar bill y'all!

-- BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, February 7, 2008 11:26 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

Why does it not surprise me that: a) you bought this when it came out; and b) you are still willing to defend it?

The Reverend, Friday, 8 February 2008 22:21 (seventeen years ago)

okay o_0 to that covers album

HI DERE, Friday, 8 February 2008 22:23 (seventeen years ago)

Why does it not surprise me that: a) you bought this when it came out; and b) you are still willing to defend it?

-- The Reverend, Friday, February 8, 2008 10:21 PM

Didn't buy it, one of the first 5 cds I ever downloaded & burned.

Not "defending" it as an ARTISTIC STATEMENT, but last time I listened to it (9 years ago) I enjoyed it and I still have positive memories of it.

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 8 February 2008 22:31 (seventeen years ago)

mommy fuck

J0rdan S., Friday, 8 February 2008 22:32 (seventeen years ago)

hadn't heard "The Propaganda" in a long while, but here's the "Mommy! Fuck It!" song backing up some Dragonball Z footage. The bridge happens at 2:03. It's kind of awesome.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GaOihgMHoHE

da croupier, Saturday, 9 February 2008 04:43 (seventeen years ago)

the track goes beyond "RATM + Deftones" and into "first two minutes are Rage, last two are Deftones."

da croupier, Saturday, 9 February 2008 04:44 (seventeen years ago)

Some kid singing along to "The Priest," skip to 1:30 for the "Dimebag on stage/SO YOU CAN FUCK HIM?" breakdown.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TV0aDTrCzuY

da croupier, Saturday, 9 February 2008 04:47 (seventeen years ago)

Why does it not surprise me that: a) you bought this when it came out; and b) you are still willing to defend it?

-- The Reverend, Friday, February 8, 2008

still deeply puzzled by this

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 9 February 2008 19:25 (seventeen years ago)

if there was a God it would be possible for the first Superman movie to end with Limp Bizkit being on that schoolbus and Superman sitting idly by watching a cigarette as it went over the cliff.

Bo Jackson Overdrive, Saturday, 9 February 2008 19:47 (seventeen years ago)

watching a cigarette? SMOKING a cigarette...

Bo Jackson Overdrive, Saturday, 9 February 2008 19:49 (seventeen years ago)

No, I much prefer the idea of Christopher Reeve in the outfit just idly watching a cigarette.

Ned Raggett, Saturday, 9 February 2008 19:50 (seventeen years ago)

lol

Bo Jackson Overdrive, Saturday, 9 February 2008 19:50 (seventeen years ago)

two years pass...

[Bridge]
Mommy!
Fuck It!

lol tea partiers and their fat fingers (HI DERE), Wednesday, 27 October 2010 20:33 (fifteen years ago)

In combination with your current handle, perfect.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 27 October 2010 20:39 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Psgp8Z8QGo

lol tea partiers and their fat fingers (HI DERE), Wednesday, 27 October 2010 20:48 (fifteen years ago)

(skip ahead to 1:58)

lol tea partiers and their fat fingers (HI DERE), Wednesday, 27 October 2010 20:50 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IBLaw8C5gR8

nothing from Gold Cobra (which appears to have lost its release date) sounds too promising - doesn't really seem like he's bothering to go out on a limb - but this clip does have him talking about ending the chit chat and breaking up your Kit Kat.

acc to wikipedia, Guest performances on the album include Mathematics, Raekwon (Wu-Tang Clan), Gene Simmons, and Paul Wall.

da croupier, Wednesday, 27 October 2010 20:52 (fifteen years ago)

two years pass...

[Bridge]
Mommy!
Fuck It!

You are kind, I am jerkface (DJP), Wednesday, 25 September 2013 21:41 (twelve years ago)

Eternal.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 25 September 2013 21:44 (twelve years ago)

i still kind of like this record. especially compared to what they're doing now:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukcvcXZZcoI

Jean-Claude Brand Ambassador (some dude), Thursday, 26 September 2013 00:17 (twelve years ago)


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