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This has to be one of the funniest things I've seen on Channel101.com.

http://www.channel101.com/shows/view.php?media_id=805

Michael Costello (MichaelCostello1), Thursday, 30 June 2005 15:51 (twenty years ago)

I just watched this via Robin E's email.

She knows how much I enjoy the Yacht Rock genre (especially Mike "The Beard" MCDonald"), so how caould I not...

PappaWheelie (PappaWheelie), Friday, 8 July 2005 14:19 (twenty years ago)

Cute, but seems too much like it was made by and for the people of Williamsburg.

Hurting (Hurting), Friday, 8 July 2005 14:30 (twenty years ago)

Williamsburg Virgina Yacht Basin.

PappaWheelie (PappaWheelie), Friday, 8 July 2005 14:33 (twenty years ago)

That just gave me an idea -- preserve Wmsburg Brooklyn as a working "hipster colony," and make it into a tourist attraction for future generations.

Hurting (Hurting), Friday, 8 July 2005 14:34 (twenty years ago)

I showed this to my co-worker who lived and partied on Balboa Island in Newport Beach during the late 70's early 80's and she loved it. Very fond memories of that boats n coke scene and all the clothing! hehe.

tylero (tylero), Friday, 8 July 2005 20:31 (twenty years ago)

I cannot *believe* somebody actually spent many hours of their lives making this little film. I am aghast. The fact that they made it is more absurd than the content! I love the part where Messina barfs at the music, though.

Orbit (Orbit), Saturday, 9 July 2005 16:47 (twenty years ago)

four weeks pass...
Episode 2 is even better!
http://www.channel101.com/shows/view.php?media_id=1337

Christopher Costello (CGC), Sunday, 7 August 2005 17:08 (twenty years ago)

they should play "yachting type" by the yachts (great sparks-like new wave song, 1979)

xhuxk, Sunday, 7 August 2005 17:36 (twenty years ago)

two weeks pass...
I made Yacht Rock. It was not made in Williamsburg. It was made in Los Angeles. I lived in Williamsburg 5 years ago though. And I love this music.

JD Ryznar, Tuesday, 23 August 2005 06:16 (twenty years ago)

Thanks JD. I like Yacht Rock though I think episode 1 is better than episode 2. The Williamsburg comments were kind of strange considering the obvious Marina Del Rey shots.

walter kranz (walterkranz), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 06:33 (twenty years ago)

Amazing!!!!!!!

I'm Hi, Jared Fogle (ex machina), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 06:35 (twenty years ago)

JD Ryznar, you rule. "Smash Boys" is one of the funniest short films I've ever seen, and if I hear "This isn't over yet, Shitcack" a thousand more times, it won't get any less funny.

Pangolino 2, Tuesday, 23 August 2005 13:57 (twenty years ago)

"Skunk" Baxter! Nice...

Would this be the right place to request a Rough Guide to Yacht Rock?

Baaderonixx on a long black leash (Fabfunk), Wednesday, 24 August 2005 09:41 (twenty years ago)

http://hitparade.ch/cdimg/christopher_cross-sailing_s.jpg

The Mad Puffin (The Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 24 August 2005 14:16 (twenty years ago)

three weeks pass...
Ok, first of all this is awesome, and "I love being in the Doobies. They're so smooth" has become a favorite joke between a friend and I.

RFI: I'm making a Yacht Rock mix, of all the good and the bad. Ferrinstance, "What a Fool Believes" is a great song. "Sweet Freedom" is bloody awful. I digress.

What is the song near the beginning of the first episode, the next song you hear after "Sweet Freedom," that starts playing just as the scene wipes in, with the tinkly guitar? It was a huge hit, I know. But what is it? It's like some kinda proto-lite-rock-song. I need it for my mix.

Also, I need some other gaps filled in. The list I have is too sparse. I have:

Kenny Loggins - This Is It
Steely Dan - Peg
Doobie Brothers - What a Fool Believes
Hall and Oates - Sara Smile
Christopher Cross - Sailing
Loggins and Messina - Whenever I Call You Friend
Steely Dan - Time Out of Mind
Doobie Brothers - How Do the Fools Survive?
Michael McDonald - Sweet Freedom
Kenny Loggins - I'm Alright

And some non-canonical stuff, like Spyro Gyra. Man, if that's not yacht, I don't know what is.

Anyway. Help would be appreciated. Thkx.

Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Monday, 19 September 2005 06:27 (nineteen years ago)

Would this be the right place to request a Rough Guide to Yacht Rock?

Yes it would!

Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Monday, 19 September 2005 06:29 (nineteen years ago)

How about:

Franke & the Knockouts, "Sweetheart"
Pablo Cruise, "Place in the Sun"
Little River Band, "Reminiscing"

p.s. "Whenever I Call You Friend" was Loggins & Nicks, not Messina. :)

Joseph McCombs (Joseph McCombs), Monday, 19 September 2005 06:46 (nineteen years ago)

Not the way I downloaded it!

Little River Band is perfect.

Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Monday, 19 September 2005 06:48 (nineteen years ago)

um... or not. I think Little River Band may be too lame to be Yacht Rock, if that's possible. I'm listening to "Reminiscing" right now, and it's unBELIEVably awful.

Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Monday, 19 September 2005 06:57 (nineteen years ago)

Ooh! Ooh! Why not "Summer Breeze" by Seals and Croft?

Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Monday, 19 September 2005 07:01 (nineteen years ago)

Are we talkin' about Sunset watchin' Rose drinkin' Jaint Smokin'
Coastal Jazz/Pop/Rock circa 80 ?

Because:
Lady Love - Jon Lucien
Help Me - Joni Mitchell
Honolulu City Lights - The Beamer Brothers

Bobby Peru (Bobby Peru), Monday, 19 September 2005 07:03 (nineteen years ago)

Nice.

Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Monday, 19 September 2005 07:09 (nineteen years ago)

Should there be some Grover Washington, Jr. on this mix? Or is that too funky?

Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Monday, 19 September 2005 07:34 (nineteen years ago)

Sausalito, though? I'm down...

Bobby Peru (Bobby Peru), Monday, 19 September 2005 07:35 (nineteen years ago)

or "You Make Me Dance.

Bobby Peru (Bobby Peru), Monday, 19 September 2005 07:37 (nineteen years ago)

Somebody last year made a "Rough Guide to 70's AM pop" that had quite a few choice cuts.

Baaderonixx and the hedonistic gluttons (baaderonixx), Monday, 19 September 2005 14:54 (nineteen years ago)

two weeks pass...
Did anyone catch the latest episode featuring Toto's Rosanna?

It took a couple of viewings, but I think it's up there with the back-alley songwriting dual.

first-time caller, long-time listener, Tuesday, 4 October 2005 14:07 (nineteen years ago)

bunch of hacks. It was Steve Lukather that was getting his "brains fucked out" by Rosanna Arquette, not Steve Porcaro.

Between the hair and spectacles, Toto ruled.

dude of plenty, Tuesday, 4 October 2005 17:11 (nineteen years ago)

Facts aside, I liked ep 4 a lot. But I wish Steve Perry didn't look so much like present-day Nikki Sixx, and I wish Jim Messina didn't look so much like present-day Adam Levine.

Joseph McCombs (Joseph McCombs), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 19:58 (nineteen years ago)

Is Boz Skaggs yacht rock?

M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 20:02 (nineteen years ago)

two weeks pass...
Arquette was porcaro's girlfriend, not Lukather's. I looked into it. Look at the official Toto site.

JD Ryznar (JD Ryznar), Tuesday, 18 October 2005 21:02 (nineteen years ago)

stop taking the fun out of it

Christopher Costello (CGC), Tuesday, 18 October 2005 21:54 (nineteen years ago)

Thanks for putting the fun back into it!

Matos-Webster Dictionary (M Matos), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 04:52 (nineteen years ago)

Would any of the following be considered Yacht Rock-ish?
Andrew Gold
Player
Exile
England Dan & John Ford Coley
Pilot
"The Long Run" LP

Stay smooth!

late adopter, Wednesday, 19 October 2005 06:01 (nineteen years ago)

For years now I have played Reminiscin',
Baby Come Back (yes, Baby Come Back by Player, the greatest Hall and Oates song Hall and Oates never wrote) and Ride Like the Wind on acoustic guitar to unreceptive and somewhat confused audiences. (Why, incidentally, does Steely Dan get a pass? Why is it perfectly acceptable to play through Deacon Blues or Kid Charlemagne in public, but playing Sailing is "Cheesy?" Food for thought).

Bless you J. D. Ryznar. I saw these films for the first time today. I have loved this intricate, ever so smooth, late 70's Fagen/McDonald inflected cheeseball music for such a long time, but never knew what to call it. Yacht Rock it is. I eagerly await the 5th installment, and the sure to be heavy dose of 80's Michael McDonald that it will contain (Sweet Freedom, I Keep Forgettin', Yah Mo Be There).

Since it seems you check on this thread from time to time:

The movies are brilliant, I particularly enjoy the use of Breezin' by George Benson in the first episode, Jeff Baxter's slow nod of understanding, Jeff Porcaro's three step plan to seduce Michael McDonald and the rage, passion and wild unkempt mane of John Oates.

I second the call for Seals and Croft (and Player, the Little River Band and "Games People Play" by the Spinners). If I was on the correct coast I would beesech you to let me play Jim Seals or...guy from Player...in an upcoming installment.

Air Supply needs to be in there somewhere don't they? Were they not the kings of Yacht Rock?

Cetera's savage beating at the hands of Oates notwithstanding, 80's Chicago should be featured prominently as well.

This music is brilliant, and your films are obviously a labor of love. Keep it up.

Ash (ashbyman), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 20:47 (nineteen years ago)

I don't want to throw the idea here in fear the makers rejecting it (and we all know why it's wise for filmmakers to reject ideas from zealous fans), but there HAS to be a plot involving a certain solo artist from 1980 who musically borrowed heavily for HIS hit single, which was APTLY named, from a certain big doobies hit song from 1978 about somewhere back in her long something...

Here's my digital signature saying "this is a free idea to be used by the makers of yacht rock at their own will, although no offense taken if used, rejected, abused, or otherwise. :) "

iDonut B4 x86 (donut), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 21:27 (nineteen years ago)

Haha - we were just talking about those two songs' similarity, along with the Pointer Sisters' "He's So Shy."

More Pablo Cruise, please!

Joseph McCombs (Joseph McCombs), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 21:52 (nineteen years ago)

what's the song? is it by phil collins?

katrina vanden roffle (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 22:47 (nineteen years ago)

I can't say. It would be stealing giving it away.

iDonut B4 x86 (donut), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 00:11 (nineteen years ago)

i nearly destroyed my keyboard during the hall & oates scenes due to spitting out my drink. HILARIOUS. keep up the good work.

maria tessa sciarrino (theoreticalgirl), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 02:11 (nineteen years ago)

Ooops...I wasn't aware Mr. Ryznar was the creator of this channel 101 masterpiece when i posted "stop taking the fun out of it".
i thought you were some guy trying to take the fun out of the show.
I love how Steve Perry always runs away after singing his songs.

Christopher Costello (CGC), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 03:42 (nineteen years ago)

i suppose that "sloop john b" and "banana boat song" would be TOO obvious for this thing ...

Eisbär (llamasfur), Wednesday, 26 October 2005 05:41 (nineteen years ago)

three weeks pass...
looking forward to episode #6. still ridiculously obsessed with this series.

maria tessa sciarrino (theoreticalgirl), Saturday, 19 November 2005 15:44 (nineteen years ago)

I love this.

tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemary), Saturday, 19 November 2005 16:22 (nineteen years ago)

"that's what a FOOL believes!"

mimi in st. louis (Jody Beth Rosen), Saturday, 19 November 2005 17:38 (nineteen years ago)

gah doctor casino was telling me about this at indie rock karaoke the other week, i'd assumed he'd revived the thread. apparently i need to see this.

j blount (papa la bas), Saturday, 19 November 2005 18:05 (nineteen years ago)

yes, you do

tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemary), Saturday, 19 November 2005 18:37 (nineteen years ago)

this was totally awesome

j blount (papa la bas), Saturday, 19 November 2005 22:45 (nineteen years ago)

Yacht Rock has been the only good thing that's happened to me this year. But I'm embarrassed to ask: Why does Donald Fagen speaks in an incomprehensible language that must be interpreted by Walter Becker? I thought I had a fairly thorough grounding in Dan Lore but I guess not.

Petroski (petroski), Sunday, 20 November 2005 04:37 (nineteen years ago)

http://solosong.net/fool.html

Once you actually read the lyrics to What a Fool Believes, you can understand its shittiness in totally new ways.

footlog, Sunday, 20 November 2005 21:35 (nineteen years ago)

So what's the song that Michael McDonald sings in Ep #3 as he briefly gives chase to Loggins?

Brandon Mitchell (A.H.), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 07:52 (nineteen years ago)

Yes, I'm looking for that one too to add to my comp...

57 7th (calstars), Sunday, 27 November 2005 02:22 (nineteen years ago)

And also, what is the one in Ep 1 that Ryznar/McDonald does improptu, something like 'wicked woman...mistress/got a cold spell on me...' prompting a disapproving look from Skunk Baxter...

57 7th (calstars), Sunday, 27 November 2005 02:25 (nineteen years ago)

A variation on the theme: Yacht-Pop.

Bobby Peru (Bobby Peru), Tuesday, 6 December 2005 18:10 (nineteen years ago)

YR has been the sole focus of conversation among my friends for the past week!

petesmith (plsmith), Tuesday, 6 December 2005 18:25 (nineteen years ago)

THAT IS BECAUSE IT IS HILARIOUS. I particularly enjoy drunk Michael McDonald - he's really convincing! And sexxxy.

ZR (teenagequiet), Tuesday, 6 December 2005 18:58 (nineteen years ago)

There's a little Yacht Stopping by Thursday Night December 8th

at the Southside Lounge

41 Broadway (Wythe & Kent Sts.)

Williamsburg, Brooklyn 11211

An Evening of Yacht Rock

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yacht_rock

with Tedward

Starts at 10PM

Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Tuesday, 6 December 2005 19:44 (nineteen years ago)

here are all the songs used in yahct rock..

Episode 1
Michael McDonald-Sweet Freedom
George Benson-Breezin'
Loggins & Messina-Sailin the wind
Kenny Loggins-Whenever I call You Friend
Doobie Brothers-What a Fool Believes
Doobie Brothers-Sweet Feelin'
Doobie Brothers-You Never Change
Hall and Oates-Alley Katz
Kenny Loggins - What a fool Believes

Episode 2
Michael McDonald-Sweet Freedom
Steely Dan: Peg
Doobie Brothers - What a fool believes
Hall and Oates-Sara Smile
Hall and Oates-Portable Radio
Kenny Loggins-This is It
Kenny Loggins-Love has come of age
Christopher Cross-Sailing

Episode 3
Michael McDonald-Sweet Freedom
Bad Caddyshack Theme - Rick Johnson
Steely Dan-King of the World
Kenny Loggins- This is it (Live)
Steely Dan-Time Out of Mind
Kenny Loggins - Keep the Fire
Doobie Brothers-How do the Fools Survive
Journey - Lights
Journey - Anyway you want it
Steely Dan - Kid Charlamagne
Kenny Loggins-I'm Alright

Episode 4
Something by Benetictine Monks
Michael McDonald-Sweet Freedom
Toto-Hold the Line
Toto-I Won't Hold You Back
Toto-Make Believe
Doobie Brothers - What a Fool Believes
Doobie Brothers - You Never Change
Christopher Cross-Ride the Wind
Loggins & Messina - Sailing the wind
Kenny Loggins/Steve Perry-Don't Fight it
Michael McDonald-Love Lies
Toto-I'll supply the Love
Toto-Rosanna

Episode 5
Samuel Barber- Adagio for Strings
Michael McDonald-Sweet Freedom
Michael McDonald - Believe in It
Michael Jackson - Beat it
Michael Jackson - Thriller
Kenny Loggins - I Gotta Try
Michael McDonald - I Gotta Try
Christopher Cross - Sailing
Kenny Loggins - This is it
Van Halen - Eruption
Michael Jackson - Human Nature

Hollywood Steve (stoofid), Wednesday, 7 December 2005 03:27 (nineteen years ago)

I mwah you, Hollywood Steve.

Joseph McCombs (Joseph McCombs), Wednesday, 7 December 2005 04:15 (nineteen years ago)

P.S. Is that party for real?

Joseph McCombs (Joseph McCombs), Wednesday, 7 December 2005 04:15 (nineteen years ago)

The concept, the songs, the enthusiasm, the video toaster effects... just fantastic

The acting is horrible, though. I know it's "supposed to be," but to me it's just sort of embarrassing. Keep trying, I guess, or get people who can act, seriously!

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 7 December 2005 05:10 (nineteen years ago)

yacht rock makes me wanna listen to "what a fool believes" and "human nature."

petesmith (plsmith), Wednesday, 7 December 2005 05:12 (nineteen years ago)

Yes. It's Tedward from Gay Beach on East Village Radio.

Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Wednesday, 7 December 2005 06:32 (nineteen years ago)

one month passes...
Thanks for the tracklisting, Hollywood Steve! Really really invaluable!

Brandon Mitchell (A.H.), Sunday, 8 January 2006 09:15 (nineteen years ago)

Is Double's "The Captain of Your Heart" yacht-rock or smooth-jazz?

jaymc (jaymc), Sunday, 8 January 2006 09:41 (nineteen years ago)

It's slippery shit.

Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Sunday, 8 January 2006 09:50 (nineteen years ago)

I'm dismayed that the names "Captain" (!) and "Tennille" have gone unmentioned so far.

Myonga Von Bontee (Myonga Von Bontee), Sunday, 8 January 2006 11:03 (nineteen years ago)

OH. MY. GOD. i just realized that one of my best friends is in this. they shoot this in her backyard. i didnt notice before because the quicktime movies are so small.

me = worst friend ever.
yacht rock = proof that the world is way too small.

maria tessa sciarrino (theoreticalgirl), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 20:33 (nineteen years ago)

I admit I'm kinda waiting for the inevitable DVD.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 20:36 (nineteen years ago)

Feaured in SPIN this month.

Bobby Peru (Bobby Peru), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 20:52 (nineteen years ago)

When is #6 coming out?
I wish I could support these guys somehow - tshirt, dvd, socks, sailing gear, something.

def zep (calstars), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 04:23 (nineteen years ago)

Thanks, Hollywood Steve, for giving Oates personality!

Kate Silver (Kate Silver), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 23:15 (nineteen years ago)

jaymc, i love "captain of her heart." always have, always will. i am going to go home and listen to my 45 tonight. don't know if it qualifies as yacht rock, though.

andrew m. (andrewmorgan), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 23:38 (nineteen years ago)

#6 was screened over this past weekend, i think. #6 should be online by the end of jan.

i am thinking of doing an official screening out here.

maria tessa sciarrino (theoreticalgirl), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 23:41 (nineteen years ago)

"Captain of Her Heart" is far far too Euro (and insufficiently California) to qualify as true yacht rock, I think.

Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 23:46 (nineteen years ago)

I absolutely adore this series. A few misfires aside, there are just WAY too many classic moments, and it really does do a great job of working off the minor bits of history from the period. A task for y'all in cyberspace: my brother, an original-wave Yacht Rock devotee, wants me to see if I can track down the SCTV sketch referred to in Yacht Rock 4. Does anyone happen to have this lying around or something? Apparently it was a formative childhood memory for him (he remains a lifelong Michael McDonald fan), and he insists incidentally that it was the first time anyone had really made fun of Michael McDonald, making the episode's plot actually halfway accurate (which is always the beauty of the Yacht Rock flicks...).

He also wants me to suggest, in case Hollywood Steve and company are still in our harbor, that an episode attempt to explain the Doobies' "Real Love," released concurrently with McDonald's solo album and yet featuring essentially no Doobie contribution. My brother avers that it's the smoothest thing McDonald has in fact ever recorded. Was it his payoff to the Doobs to let him leave the band? Or did being with the band provide some sort of restraining focus that enabled McDonald to achieve his greatest heights?

Doctor Casino (Doctor Casino), Friday, 27 January 2006 16:57 (nineteen years ago)

When Toto toured South Africa in the early nineties one of my ex-bosses (in cape town) went on an excursion with them. They headed out on a yacht and did the champange and coke thing. I guess it must have been pretty nostalgic for them.

Makrugaik (makrugaik), Friday, 27 January 2006 18:19 (nineteen years ago)

Which makes me wonder when the "Yacht Rock" guys will do a spoof on the inspiration behind the writing of "Africa"! That would be gold...

C.D., Friday, 27 January 2006 20:24 (nineteen years ago)

You walked into the party like you were walking onto a yacht.

strategically dipped below one eye, Saturday, 28 January 2006 03:18 (nineteen years ago)

The Michael McDonald skit's available on the first volume of SCTV DVDs.

Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Saturday, 28 January 2006 03:59 (nineteen years ago)

Can you get me to the border of Mexico? I'll explian when we arrive. I was thinking that honourable mention should go to Player, if only for the inclusion of Ronn Moss in their ranks. Later to become Ridge from Bold and the Beautiful. Yacht.

Makrugaik (makrugaik), Monday, 30 January 2006 16:35 (nineteen years ago)

Oh yeah, aythtok.blogspot.com

Makrugaik (makrugaik), Monday, 30 January 2006 16:37 (nineteen years ago)

I came to this thread to make a variant of the "yachting type" joke that xhuxk made last summer.

Redd Harvest (Ken L), Monday, 30 January 2006 16:38 (nineteen years ago)

Arriving like that. Better get a drink. Maybe a'lude with that. Are you from the future?

Makrugaik (makrugaik), Monday, 30 January 2006 17:05 (nineteen years ago)

Ship ahoy! Just noticed that Yacht Rock 6 is now available for download.

Doctor Casino (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 07:20 (nineteen years ago)

And it's a wretchedly unfunny detour. What the hell happened?

Doctor Casino (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 07:36 (nineteen years ago)

Ouch. They had a good thing going, I hope that didn't kill it.

naus (Robert T), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 08:18 (nineteen years ago)

This feels like a departure episode for them -- in the same way that South Park did "Not Without My Anus", the all Terence and Philip episode... except not as immediately funny. It lacks the punches to the gut that the others do, but I think might be appreciated more in time. I do hope #7 gets things rolling again.

Dom iNut (donut), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 18:04 (nineteen years ago)

I did LOL during the Hollywood Steve parts at the beginning and end though.

Dom iNut (donut), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 18:04 (nineteen years ago)

I'll grant that Hollywood Steve's "So can I go back to LA, and continue covering Yacht Rock?" bit gave me a smile. It does look like they intend to return to normal next episode - I'm going to speculate that "in time" this one will come to seem sort of like the Puppet Stuff diversions at Homestarrunner, or maybe Monster, a weird excursion in which the truly devoted can discover gems, but which you'd never recommend to someone who'd never seen the show before.

Doctor Casino (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 18:24 (nineteen years ago)

The rock parodies on SCTV are amazing

Zwan (miccio), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 18:27 (nineteen years ago)

I actually enjoyed this diversion. It's like the Monkees' "Fairy Tale" episode.

Joseph McCombs (Joseph McCombs), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 23:20 (nineteen years ago)

I thought it was hilarious, how the fuck else were they going to do the Jethro Tull episode?

Lest we forget

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a6/Sprad/jethrotull2.jpg

milton parker (Jon L), Wednesday, 1 February 2006 00:19 (nineteen years ago)

My co-blogger Dexterity just did a really good post on "The Yacht". Handled with rescpect and disipline. More of the same please. And, needless to say, I don't wanna hear any of you indies complain.

Makrugaik (makrugaik), Monday, 6 February 2006 12:48 (nineteen years ago)

Oh yeah, aythtok.blogspot.com

Makrugaik (makrugaik), Monday, 6 February 2006 12:57 (nineteen years ago)

That just gave me an idea -- preserve Wmsburg Brooklyn as a working "hipster colony," and make it into a tourist attraction for future generations.

Thanks a fucking lot -- Mayor Bloomberg just approved the rezoning for this. Your so-called hipsters are about to become as scarce as Indians at Jamestown settlement. Then you're fucked, because we invented everything, including drinking.

Hmm, ironic casino...note to self, call gaming commission.

Ian Christe (Ian Christe), Monday, 6 February 2006 21:14 (nineteen years ago)

i was gonna say the colonial aspect of YR6 seemed to echo the earlier statement about a "williamsburg hipster colony", as well as getting all meta on itself. for that, its funny.

BTW, since it was expressed in a different thread: HOLLYWOOD STEVE FOR EMP KEYNOTE!

maria tessa sciarrino (theoreticalgirl), Monday, 6 February 2006 21:28 (nineteen years ago)

three weeks pass...
There's a new episode, but I can't get it to play :(

Chairman Doinel (Charles McCain), Monday, 27 February 2006 19:39 (nineteen years ago)

it's kind of weak. a holdover until ep. 7 in my humble o.

regular roundups (Dave M), Monday, 27 February 2006 19:45 (nineteen years ago)

no - ep 7 is up, i think

pssst - badass revolutionary art! (plsmith), Monday, 27 February 2006 19:48 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah, EP 7. it's the first done as a Quicktime instead of MP4. i think that's my problem.

Chairman Doinel (Charles McCain), Monday, 27 February 2006 19:59 (nineteen years ago)

"Hi, I'm Hollywood Steve, and you've caught me making love"

A task for y'all in cyberspace: my brother, an original-wave Yacht Rock devotee, wants me to see if I can track down the SCTV sketch referred to in Yacht Rock 4. Does anyone happen to have this lying around or something?

Episode 84, Volume One Disc Three of the DVDs, same episode as the Poocharé All Meat Dog Food commercial and the first Mrs Falbo's Tiny Town.

milton parker (Jon L), Monday, 27 February 2006 20:44 (nineteen years ago)

This is easily one of their best ones.

Matos-Webster Dictionary (M Matos), Monday, 27 February 2006 23:32 (nineteen years ago)

Completely agreed.

Da Na Not! (donut), Tuesday, 28 February 2006 03:44 (nineteen years ago)

<cries> i'm just a punk ass </cries>

Da Na Not! (donut), Tuesday, 28 February 2006 03:45 (nineteen years ago)

Oh wow, fuck me, this one is great!

"See, I hit him on accident, but then I kidnapped him ON PURPOSE."

regular roundups (Dave M), Tuesday, 28 February 2006 06:05 (nineteen years ago)

This made my night.

Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Tuesday, 28 February 2006 06:48 (nineteen years ago)

"You know what FUCK this stop sign."

Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Tuesday, 28 February 2006 06:55 (nineteen years ago)

SO 2004

team jaxon (jaxon), Saturday, 11 March 2006 01:44 (nineteen years ago)

But is long haired AMG reviewer in Episode 1 Mr N** R******?

team jaxon (jaxon), Saturday, 11 March 2006 01:47 (nineteen years ago)

Def. not.

regular roundups (Dave M), Saturday, 11 March 2006 01:49 (nineteen years ago)

"supposed to be"

team jaxon (jaxon), Saturday, 11 March 2006 01:50 (nineteen years ago)

ah. well, aside from being called "hollywood steve huey," which would make me still guess not, i have no clue.

regular roundups (Dave M), Saturday, 11 March 2006 01:51 (nineteen years ago)

Steve Huey != me, but I admit when I first saw him I thought, "Oh Christ, we've created a stereotype!"

Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 11 March 2006 01:57 (nineteen years ago)

Wait, is there an actual Steve Huey who reviews for AMG? And does he review mostly yacht stuff?

regular roundups (Dave M), Saturday, 11 March 2006 01:59 (nineteen years ago)

There is an actual Steve Huey.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 11 March 2006 02:00 (nineteen years ago)

Searching P2P for "Yacht Rock" yields no music, but a cornucopia of porn.

Justin, Saturday, 11 March 2006 02:09 (nineteen years ago)

two weeks pass...
The new episode rules! "Fame, Fortune and Fagina..."

Any chance of a tracklisting for episodes 6, 7, 8?

Ewan, Tuesday, 28 March 2006 21:49 (nineteen years ago)

i don't know but Ronan, Golf Raver and Man of Oats, and I were singin along to "Against All Odds" the other night, utterly unironically i might add

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 28 March 2006 21:57 (nineteen years ago)

NOT YACHT ROCK TRACER

j blount (papa la bas), Tuesday, 28 March 2006 21:59 (nineteen years ago)

oh

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 28 March 2006 22:00 (nineteen years ago)

that song is pretty awesome though, god if only bonnie tyler had recorded. if only!

j blount (papa la bas), Tuesday, 28 March 2006 22:02 (nineteen years ago)

There needs to be Hollywood Steve calendars for 2007.

Yoo Doo Nut (donut), Wednesday, 29 March 2006 09:08 (nineteen years ago)

January: OH HI! This is Hollywood Steve! You've caught me in my lab force-feeding eye shadow to puppies and kittens!

Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Wednesday, 29 March 2006 09:58 (nineteen years ago)

Episode 8 seemed kinda dashed off to me, a letdown after the well-scripted Episode 7.

erklie (erklie), Thursday, 30 March 2006 00:52 (nineteen years ago)

fame, fortune, and fah-gina

m.c. (clikatowi), Thursday, 30 March 2006 01:03 (nineteen years ago)

"I'm dismayed that the names "Captain" (!) and "Tennille" have gone unmentioned so far."

Not anymore.

Chairman Doinel (Charles McCain), Thursday, 30 March 2006 01:07 (nineteen years ago)

Knowing that JD Ryznar (or an incredible simulacrum) has posted here I feel compelled to point out what a handsome young man he is.

Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Thursday, 30 March 2006 01:15 (nineteen years ago)

two weeks pass...
Holy crap, is that Hollywood Steve in a AM/PM commercial talking about lunner/linner? (lunch/dinner)?????

tylero (tylero), Wednesday, 19 April 2006 00:08 (nineteen years ago)

it probably is.

m.c. (clikatowi), Wednesday, 19 April 2006 01:06 (nineteen years ago)

one month passes...
Yacht Rock #9 is up as of the other day, FYI.

It ain't bad, but with the last few installments, Yacht Rock seems to be in a pattern of alternating between episodes in its "classic" format (lots of different bands, crammed full of small jokes) and curious side tangents (the Jethro Tull thing, Dr. Dre). I definitely enjoy the classic ones (1-5, 8) the best, but I kind of like that they do keep indulging in these footnote-like episodes whose sole purpose is to illuminate deliciously minor pieces of Yacht trivia. That's an ILMy spirit that I can't hate even if it makes me fear for the show's ratings survival.

I still REALLY REALLY want to see a story where Rosanna Arquette runs off with Peter Gabriel, finding his freakish antics and experimental music a refreshing change after all the smooth. Unfortunately, his search for jagged new world music sounds leads them on a trip to Africa, where he's so moved that he composes the brilliantly yacht-y "In Your Eyes." Just as Rosanna is moved to doubt that Peter is the man she thought he was, Toto (who have been following sneakily the whole time) unleash "Africa," and Rosanna realizes where she really belongs.

JD Ryznar, if you're reading this, please steal my idea. And also know that thanks to Yacht Rock, I now own and love Toto I and IV, as well as X-Static by Hall & Oates. Y'all rock.

Discussion topic for the rest of us: favorite moment/character in Yacht Rock? I think Loggins steals every scene he's in, with his smugly satisfied "I'm Alright" and his unbelievably nuanced lip-synch for "Don't Fight It" taking the cake.

Doctor Casino (Doctor Casino), Friday, 2 June 2006 17:12 (nineteen years ago)

"That's What A Fool Believes!"

Chairman Doinel (Charles McCain), Friday, 2 June 2006 17:18 (nineteen years ago)

I now own and love Toto I and IV

Stockholm syndrome, this.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 2 June 2006 17:27 (nineteen years ago)

This ep is pretty freakin' great. Drew Carey!?

mts (theoreticalgirl), Friday, 2 June 2006 17:59 (nineteen years ago)

save the yacht rock genre entry on wikipedia!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Articles_for_deletion/Yacht_rock

mts (theoreticalgirl), Friday, 2 June 2006 18:08 (nineteen years ago)

CloseApple must be a Loggins fan.

((((((DOPplur)))n)))u))))tttt (donut), Friday, 2 June 2006 20:07 (nineteen years ago)

At least there's the Yacht Rock (show) entry, but still.. MUCH less relevant stupider shit remains on wiki.

((((((DOPplur)))n)))u))))tttt (donut), Friday, 2 June 2006 20:08 (nineteen years ago)

two weeks pass...
I just got this in my e-mail:

Hard Place
Totally Radd
Josh Ottum
with DJ oonce oonce of Tigerbeat6 Records

155 Fell St. At Van Ness
8 p.m.
$8
Advance tix available at www.virtuous.com

JOSH OTTUM 9:00
Haven't heard of Josh Ottum? You will. Often featuring members of
Crystal Skulls and Sufjan Stevens' band, this delightful emo-synth
outfit will be releasing an album on Millpond this Fall. Expect
songs that make you think of looking at a warm cabin on Christmas
Eve while you're stuck out in the snow...but you're with all your
best friends and you have big bottle of whiskey...so everything's
cool. CAN BE CLASSIFIED AS YACHT ROCK (Steely Dan, Hall & Oates)
with a big emphasis on love, hope, fear and possibility (The Beach
Boys, The Flaming Lips).

www.myspace.com/joshottum
www.millpondrecords.com

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 19 June 2006 17:27 (nineteen years ago)

love, hope, fear and possibility

Ironic, considering that "What a Fool Believes," perhaps the epitome of yacht rock, is all about NO love, NO hope, NO fear, and NO possibility.

Joseph McCombs (Joseph McCombs), Monday, 19 June 2006 17:58 (nineteen years ago)

Actually, I take 1/4 of that back: The song's about hope. But big nay on the other three.

Joseph McCombs (Joseph McCombs), Monday, 19 June 2006 17:59 (nineteen years ago)

San Diego City Beat (free paper) describes Hall & Oates as 'Yacht Rock' in print:

http://www.sdcitybeat.com/article.php?id=4456

tylero (tylero), Monday, 19 June 2006 18:15 (nineteen years ago)

Taking Got-Damn Sides: Robbie DuPree's Steal Away vs. The Doobie Brothers' What a Fool Believes

PappaWheelie 2 (PappaWheelie 2), Monday, 19 June 2006 18:23 (nineteen years ago)

Yacht Rock R.I.P.

Sail on, sailor

first-time caller, long-time listener (first time caller, long-time l), Wednesday, 28 June 2006 02:30 (nineteen years ago)

first sleater-kinney, now this? what the hell are you people trying to do to me? i am seriously bummed.

mts (theoreticalgirl), Wednesday, 28 June 2006 03:23 (nineteen years ago)

it's true! the day the smooth music died

j blount (papa la bas), Wednesday, 28 June 2006 03:29 (nineteen years ago)

Man, I was going to make the same exact comment. Yacht Rock definitely had at least a couple of good episodes left in them - although honestly I think the writing was on the wall, I'm surprised they put out something as downtempo as this latest episode given that their ratings were slipping. Mostly, though, I'm just vexed that they didn't use my Peter Gabriel idea (see above), especially after I listened to "In Your Eyes" and discovered a point that could actually segue seamlessly into "Africa." Like, seriously, some DJ needs to do this. At like, a party where they play music you can't dance to.

Anyway, though. Yacht Rock despite a few dud moments and genuinely bewildering directions (how did they survive the Jethro Tull episode?) has made its mark; the term will serve (with or without a Wiki entry), and I'll be confusing people by quoting it for years to come.

Viva la portable radio.

Doctor Casino (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 28 June 2006 03:30 (nineteen years ago)

i should probably dl and save these instead of taking for granted they'll be around and having reality smack in the face in a few years.

j blount (papa la bas), Wednesday, 28 June 2006 03:33 (nineteen years ago)

Oh, but the climax of this breakup fully realised my greatest rock and roll fantasies, as violent as it was.

San Diva Gyna (and a Masala DOsaNUT on the side) (donut), Wednesday, 28 June 2006 03:35 (nineteen years ago)

I never got why Donald Fagen talked in jazz-scat...Are they just making fun of his singing style?

I also never understood why they never brought Stevie Nicks into the mix.

Also, I'm working on a Yacht Rock story and I came across some interesting tangenital YR trivia: When Becker and Fagen were in a pre-Steely Dan band called the Leather Canary, their drummer was Chevy Chase.

novamax (novamax), Wednesday, 28 June 2006 15:03 (nineteen years ago)

YR ended exactly when it should have.. enough episodes to give an idea to people who want to run with the idea how it should be done... but also not so many episodes such that it becomes a run of mostly mediocre fan with only one or two great episodes.

Honestly, and I'm definitely to blame partially for this, I think the creators got a bit sick of the fans proposing so many ideas for future episodes. At that point, the show pretty much accomplished its goal.. when fans can write a screenplay for a future episode given his/her knowledge of the family of bands in question.

Also, it was a matter of time before some crazy fan would try to sue the creators for "ripping off" an idea, when there's only so many quasi-real-life scenarios you can concoct involving Michael McDonald anyway that it would be inevitable. (yeah, even if the show was non-profit, I wouldn't put it past somebody out there to try to sue, regardless, in such a scenario.)

San Diva Gyna (and a Masala DOsaNUT on the side) (donut), Wednesday, 28 June 2006 15:57 (nineteen years ago)

Wow, that's really strange that they didn't do anything with that, especially with all the Caddyshack stuff. Maybe it was hard to find somebody who could convey Chevy-Chaseness (Chevy Chastity?) the way McDonald and Loggins nail their parts despite a limited physical resemblence.

Anyone check out the rest of Channel 101's shows? Is there an ILE thread about that? Obviously there's a pretty low S:D ratio, but I've had a lot of laughs from "McCourt's In Session," and this month's frontrunner, "Chad Vader" gets tremendous laughs out of a premise that sounds doomed when you try to explain it to somebody.

Doctor Casino (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 28 June 2006 16:05 (nineteen years ago)

Re: Fagen's voice -- Someone told me this was a goof on the Brooklyn-bohemian accent Fagen has . . . . on the show this always killed me.

As for other Channel 101 stuff, Thriller Chiller Theater is pretty damn funny. (Noone else seemed to think so, though, as there is only one episode.)

first-time caller, long-time listener (first time caller, long-time l), Wednesday, 28 June 2006 17:33 (nineteen years ago)

Did Henley/Frey really sing the backing vox on "FM"? I never knew that.

I'm more saddened that Pablo Cruise never made an appearance. I guess no one knew what they look or act like. Myself included.

Joseph McCombs (Joseph McCombs), Wednesday, 28 June 2006 17:40 (nineteen years ago)

Paunchy Stratego seemed intent on making a yacht rock mix last year. I think now's the time to fully pay tribute the show and compile the YR tribute.

Baaderonixx immer wieder (baaderonixx), Thursday, 29 June 2006 07:54 (nineteen years ago)

If you're interested to look in the archives at Channel 101.com, I'll recommend "Smash Boys" as a great pilot that didn't make it to a series - I think one of the best shows on the site, "Gregory Shitcock, P.I." as a series (don't give up after the first couple of episodes, because even though those are decent, they do get a lot better), and "Laser Fart", if you can get past the title, as a series with some really funny episodes.

Ricki Belloni (Pangolino 3), Thursday, 29 June 2006 11:25 (nineteen years ago)

For once, last.fm tag radio makes complete sense:

http://www.last.fm/tag/yacht%20rock

Baaderonixx immer wieder (baaderonixx), Friday, 30 June 2006 07:44 (nineteen years ago)

two weeks pass...
More episodes? JD sez so:

http://www.houstonpress.com/blogs/?p=40#more-40

(Ex-)Chairman Doinel (Charles McCain), Friday, 14 July 2006 16:16 (nineteen years ago)

one month passes...
Yacht Rock makes the NY Observer

kingfish high command (kingfish 2.0), Monday, 28 August 2006 04:53 (nineteen years ago)

On the strength of the series, “yacht rock” is now a legitimate subgenre of music criticism—it already has its own Wikipedia entry--

And sadly, it's no longer tagged for deletion on the basis of being a neologism

PappaWheelie, Olives, Red Wine, Coffee, Scotch, and Me (PappaWheelie 2), Monday, 28 August 2006 15:03 (nineteen years ago)

why is that sad? pretty much every musical term in common use started out as a neologism.

Matos-Webster Dictionary (M Matos), Monday, 28 August 2006 20:04 (nineteen years ago)

i'm certainly not going to get into a debate about what consitutes revisionist history and what doesn't, so fire away as much as you like - but this yacht rock thing will reamin a somewhat silent pet peeve of mine.

PappaWheelie, Olives, Red Wine, Coffee, Scotch, and Me (PappaWheelie 2), Monday, 28 August 2006 20:16 (nineteen years ago)

well, the term "Nuggets" didn't come around till 1972, and I doubt anyone was calling it "garage rock" till after its heyday either. "doo-wop" was another after-the-fact characterization. rock's full of them. I can sort of see your point, but I think the fact that term has caught on the way it has mostly means it applies really well.

Matos-Webster Dictionary (M Matos), Monday, 28 August 2006 20:45 (nineteen years ago)

When did the term "post-punk" come into general currency?

Rodn y Greene (R. J. Greene), Tuesday, 29 August 2006 04:30 (nineteen years ago)

So I read somewhere possible episode 11 scheduled for around September 10...

rchinn (rchinn), Tuesday, 29 August 2006 21:44 (nineteen years ago)

four weeks pass...
Time Life Music brings you the Yacht...

http://www.timelife.com/catalog/product.jsp?productId=9572&

Orgy of Pragmatism (Charles McCain), Wednesday, 27 September 2006 18:02 (eighteen years ago)

yacht rock rules...and what exactly is wrong wtih revisionist history? History is always being revised based on new facts coming to the surface. I cant stand this knee-jerk half-wit intellectuals who glob onto a phrase like 'revisionist history' or 'slippery slope' or 'where's the beef' and inject them into every conversation trying to sound intellectually sound, when in fact they are just repeating the propaganda garbage being spouted by the pundits and puppets...

Paul Edward Wagemann (PaulEdwardWagemann), Wednesday, 27 September 2006 19:14 (eighteen years ago)

"this pretentious ponderous collection of posts is enough to prompt the question, 'what day did the Lord create paul edward wagemann, and couldn't he have rested on that day too?'"

gear (gear), Wednesday, 27 September 2006 19:16 (eighteen years ago)

one month passes...
Hollywood Steve was on My Name Is Earl!

The Dusty Baker Selection (Charles McCain), Friday, 17 November 2006 18:32 (eighteen years ago)

six months pass...

Jaxon when is the next Yacht Rocky night in SF? I need some advance notice so I can dress for success and also buy a Yacht.

The Macallan 18 Year, Wednesday, 6 June 2007 17:33 (eighteen years ago)

six months pass...

I just saw Hollywood Steve playing a huge nerd (who knew!) in a Boost Mobile phone commercial.

this thread is now the 'hollywood steve spottings' thread.

sous les paves, Sunday, 16 December 2007 22:05 (seventeen years ago)

from wiki

Episode XI
Estimated release date - Dec 27, 2007

DON'T TEASE ME, BRO

gershy, Friday, 28 December 2007 07:49 (seventeen years ago)

from wiki

Episode XI
Estimated release date - Dec 27, 2007

DON'T TEASE ME, BRO

-- gershy, Friday, 28 December 2007 07:49 (19 minutes ago) Link

they had an event at the knitting factory nyc tonight; maybe it premiered there? the event listing is pretty ambiguous as to whether there is actually an episode 11 though

Nick Minichino, Friday, 28 December 2007 08:12 (seventeen years ago)

They should make more. Seems like there's we're definitely an audience for this.

Nate Carson, Friday, 28 December 2007 08:59 (seventeen years ago)

Nothing on the website yet.
Anyone catch Ryznar and Hollywood Steve on VH1's 100 greatest songs of the 90s?

calstars, Friday, 28 December 2007 13:26 (seventeen years ago)

I was thinking about to go to NYC for that party tonight but, eh. I do hope they put up a new episode though.

Mr. Goodman, Friday, 28 December 2007 14:36 (seventeen years ago)

one month passes...

11 is up: http://www.channel101.com/shows/show.php?show_id=152

Spencer Chow, Monday, 28 January 2008 23:56 (seventeen years ago)

It's pretty epic. 'ya mo.k. to drive?'

sous les paves, Tuesday, 29 January 2008 08:20 (seventeen years ago)

"mellow, but not smooth..."

Spencer Chow, Tuesday, 29 January 2008 08:40 (seventeen years ago)

hollywood steve lost a lot of weight

gershy, Tuesday, 29 January 2008 08:41 (seventeen years ago)

"mellow, but not smooth" is definitely the breakout quote

kenan, Thursday, 31 January 2008 15:32 (seventeen years ago)

"Those weren't people James Ingram, those were Jimmy Buffett fans."
"How about a Me.L.T.?"

jon /via/ chi 2.0, Thursday, 31 January 2008 15:34 (seventeen years ago)

JD Ryznar, thank you for bringing back Yacht Rock and Hunter Stair.

felicity, Monday, 4 February 2008 21:55 (seventeen years ago)

one year passes...

i now have a yacht rock edit of i can't go for that by hall and oates track on constant loop.

mark e, Friday, 27 February 2009 09:38 (sixteen years ago)

Mark,
please share it!

kaiser, Friday, 27 February 2009 09:52 (sixteen years ago)

i already have, but as blog-plugs are frowned upon, here it is.

mark e, Friday, 27 February 2009 09:57 (sixteen years ago)

cheers Mark!

here's another one.

less yacht but always disco!

kaiser, Friday, 27 February 2009 10:05 (sixteen years ago)

not really sure that edit adds anything to the original (get the 12" extended mix for some extra smooth pleasure).

baaderonixx, Friday, 27 February 2009 10:36 (sixteen years ago)

just draws it out a little really.
hit the spot on a sunny frday morning, much to my surprise.
also, didn't think/hoped i'd see the "yacht rock" term being used again.

mark e, Friday, 27 February 2009 10:47 (sixteen years ago)

Yach Rock re-revival is the new thing for 2009

baaderonixx, Friday, 27 February 2009 11:14 (sixteen years ago)

For this buzz about yacht rock we need to say thanks to Johnno Burgess and his podcast on RA.

kaiser, Friday, 27 February 2009 11:24 (sixteen years ago)

Errrr...

Matt OCD (Raw Patrick), Saturday, 28 February 2009 11:49 (sixteen years ago)

i just noticed for the first time yesterday that the Yacht Rock dude who played Michael McDonald (i think?) posted on this thread. i saw the same dude a few years ago in my local supermarket

velko, Saturday, 28 February 2009 12:26 (sixteen years ago)

one year passes...

how come their Dr. Dre looks and sounds like Ja Rule?

snoop dyao double-g (The Reverend), Tuesday, 4 May 2010 06:18 (fifteen years ago)

last one?

http://www.channel101.com/shows/view.php?media_id=3003

confederacy-themed bumper sticker enthusiast (will), Wednesday, 5 May 2010 23:07 (fifteen years ago)

MORE DISCUSSION OF YACHT ROCK -- AND/OR YACHT ROCK EDITS OF OLD SONGS -- PLEASE.

where do i (legally) find these edits? i'd happily buy them.

Daniel, Esq., Thursday, 6 May 2010 01:04 (fifteen years ago)

That was fun.

Spencer Chow, Thursday, 6 May 2010 01:17 (fifteen years ago)

RIP Hollywood Steve ;_;

you might be a goon but what's a goon to a viking? (The Reverend), Thursday, 6 May 2010 01:25 (fifteen years ago)

but Spencer otm

you might be a goon but what's a goon to a viking? (The Reverend), Thursday, 6 May 2010 01:25 (fifteen years ago)

so who killed Koko?

licorice oratorio (baaderonixx), Thursday, 6 May 2010 06:15 (fifteen years ago)

Ha, I don't know if my review earns an otm!

Spencer Chow, Thursday, 6 May 2010 06:31 (fifteen years ago)

New yacht rock = made my week/month

Jamie_ATP, Thursday, 6 May 2010 08:15 (fifteen years ago)

An ex-girlfriend of mine used to refer to taking a shit as "doing a Kenny Loggins." You know, sometimes you look back on life and rue the ones that got away...

Position Position, Thursday, 6 May 2010 16:36 (fifteen years ago)

four months pass...

Just discovered this series, which is brilliant (and the music is also good as long as it's in the 70s. AOR is one musical genre that got considerably worse in the 80s than in the 70s). Sadly no more episodes, unless the ghost of Hollywood Steve turns up with some story about the comebacks of Steely Dan and The Eagles in the 00s (the rest of the series' main acts haven't had hits for over 20 years).

Tied Up In Geir (Geir Hongro), Monday, 27 September 2010 21:12 (fourteen years ago)

two years pass...

This should come back

tarping, Thursday, 23 May 2013 03:32 (twelve years ago)

eleven months pass...

PBS is keeping the flame right now with FOREIGNER,PETER FRAMPTON,CHICAGO
check it out

Sébastien, Thursday, 1 May 2014 05:04 (eleven years ago)

now for the first time ever, the best of soft rock bestofsoftrock.come 150 original soft rock hits

Sébastien, Thursday, 1 May 2014 05:08 (eleven years ago)

"Tell him you weren't foolin' "

You belong to me has a special place to me in the YR canon

cal (calstars), Sunday, 4 May 2014 01:36 (eleven years ago)

one month passes...

This is great:

http://www.allmusic.com/blog/post/allmusic-s-yacht-rock

Tim F, Thursday, 26 June 2014 18:07 (eleven years ago)

spotify playlist too, yesss

hug niceman (psychgawsple), Thursday, 26 June 2014 18:49 (eleven years ago)

only care about andy k's tbr

mattresslessness, Thursday, 26 June 2014 18:54 (eleven years ago)

pretty sure i saw an advert on tv recently about a yacht rock compilation.

mark e, Thursday, 26 June 2014 18:57 (eleven years ago)

could have been this ..

http://direct.asda.com/Yacht-Rock---CD/003742082,default,pd.html

mark e, Thursday, 26 June 2014 18:58 (eleven years ago)

would poll

lauded at conferences of deluded psychopaths (Sparkle Motion), Thursday, 26 June 2014 19:29 (eleven years ago)

Or perhaps it was this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHg-m-2ahCc

MarkoP, Thursday, 26 June 2014 19:36 (eleven years ago)

my wife made me watch that a few weeks ago

Οὖτις, Thursday, 26 June 2014 19:40 (eleven years ago)

"Yacht Soul"?

calstars, Friday, 27 June 2014 00:36 (eleven years ago)

sounds great

lauded at conferences of deluded psychopaths (Sparkle Motion), Friday, 27 June 2014 00:44 (eleven years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/d5YC2Cw.jpg

calstars, Friday, 27 June 2014 00:48 (eleven years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/WhGNo3D.jpg

calstars, Friday, 27 June 2014 00:50 (eleven years ago)

Hey Loggins, this is Michael McDonald. Do you want to come over? James Ingram and I are wasted and writing smooth music.

calstars, Friday, 27 June 2014 00:52 (eleven years ago)

i thought the heart of the difference between soft rock and yacht rock was that the former was a melancholic and wistful or even maudlin clinging on to the hippie dream that said a peaceful world could exist here and now or sometime soon (setting off to look for america, me and you and a dog named boo loving and living off the land, making love in a chevy van, the open road and possibilities) and the latter was a hedonistic escape in response to the unease and ennui following the death of that dream making the here and now something uninhabitable (running off to a tropical island or out to the open sea or into the dark of night, stealing away to somewhere else).

slugbuggy, Friday, 27 June 2014 01:02 (eleven years ago)

Good post. I think sorting out the various strands of post-hippie dreams in 70s smooth music of all shades would be really interesting. Not sure how much the first is maudlin, vs. just continuing, perhaps with a looming sense of (tragic) impossibility, or a revision of priorities: yes to peace for you and me and us, but peace for everybody may not yet be. And then with yacht-rock the sense is really more escape for me and mine. Escape on the sea rather than in a new society, or escape into the lushness of the sound itself. But this would have to be really complicated by, what did people listen to this music for (late night drives? making out? unwinding after a long day at the factory?) that may not relate directly to the artists, or their images as broadcast, or their images as parodied in Yacht Rock.

Doctor Casino, Friday, 27 June 2014 17:59 (eleven years ago)

Whatever garbled story I'm telling there, I think "Please Come To Boston" is some kind of equally incoherent hinge: she's not down for living in his scrubby bohemian apartment and selling paintings on the street, or overlooking silent valleys in Colorado... but each other, they need each other anyway.

Doctor Casino, Friday, 27 June 2014 20:43 (eleven years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGVibKwxl78

rushomancy, Saturday, 28 June 2014 20:34 (eleven years ago)

one year passes...

http://www.rollingstone.com/music/news/sail-away-the-oral-history-of-yacht-rock-20150626

schwantz, Wednesday, 1 July 2015 19:51 (ten years ago)

six months pass...

The Yacht Rock guys have a podcast: "Beyond Yacht Rock"

http://www.feralaudio.com/show/beyond-yacht-rock/

Blowout Coombes (President Keyes), Friday, 29 January 2016 15:55 (nine years ago)

oh cool

calstars, Friday, 29 January 2016 17:39 (nine years ago)

I am working my way through these and enjoying them.

I made my own gigantic yacht mix on Spotify, it's my personal take on the genre, I put some jazz and r&b on it for a real 70's yacht party feel.

My grandma worked at a yacht club on Lake Michigan, and one thing no one points out as an influence is cocaine. On the Great Lakes, it was and is marijuana, though. Kept that in mind while making my mixes.

Fake Sam's Club (I M Losted), Monday, 1 February 2016 19:10 (nine years ago)

one year passes...

I'm loving this comp right now. One or two duds, but the ratio of great to meh is very high for a comp of this sort. The liner notes talk a lot about the Doobie Brothers, who I've always been indifferent to, but now I'm thinking I need to reevaluate the Doobies (whose only songs I know are the classic rock radio hits). The liners also talk a lot about people like James Taylor, but I'm hearing just as much Steely Dan, Bob Welch, John Lennon and Hall & Oates in here, and a lot less sensitive white guy with a Martin that I feared / was led to believe. Shit's funky!

Wimmels, Wednesday, 17 May 2017 15:01 (eight years ago)

this is good stuff

Universal LULU Nation (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 17 May 2017 17:04 (eight years ago)

That looks hella fun.

Been jamming Universal Cave's Soft Rock For Hard Times Vol. 1 mix lately, solid jam after solid jam

brimstead, Wednesday, 17 May 2017 19:04 (eight years ago)

the universal cave series led me to these two compilations called "americana: rock your soul", which is a weird name but man this is some primo soft rock shit. soft rock lovers should make a beeline for it.

Cyborg Kickboxer (rushomancy), Wednesday, 17 May 2017 23:06 (eight years ago)

Yes, Yes, Yes...No, No, No

groovypanda, Friday, 19 May 2017 13:07 (eight years ago)

Numero Group have also created a Yacht Rock playlist on Spotify - https://open.spotify.com/user/numerogroup/playlist/1SOw4LySLMLAFTcXx4qTLW

Jeff W, Friday, 19 May 2017 13:18 (eight years ago)

man i wish there was a way to see a spotify playlist without creating an account. i don't want to listen to it, just see what's on it!

Cyborg Kickboxer (rushomancy), Friday, 19 May 2017 15:01 (eight years ago)

The BYR guys are policing the borders of yacht rock pretty hardcore these days - no smooth jazz/jazz fusion, nothing proggy or sophisto-pop sounding, nothing too disco or AM gold. They focus a lot on a stable of session musicians - Jay Gradon, David Foster, Paulinho da Costa, Michael Boddicker, Victor Feldman - which paints an interesting picture but also disencourages finding interesting things in the same vein/spirit coming from elswhere.

Daniel_Rf, Saturday, 20 May 2017 08:52 (eight years ago)

that's a shame. the second UK record has some pretty swell yachty vibes at times (like on "rendezvous 6:02"). genre purism does nobody any favours.

Cyborg Kickboxer (rushomancy), Saturday, 20 May 2017 12:57 (eight years ago)

'policing the borders of yacht rock' XD

flopson, Saturday, 20 May 2017 13:13 (eight years ago)

Yeah, I mean it's half-joking (as I guess was their coinage of the term in the first place), but kinda limiting.

That being said, they do spread out sometimes:
Yacht Soul - http://www.yachtrock.com/podcast/2016/10/20/yacht-soul
Southern yacht - http://www.feralaudio.com/60-southern-yacht/

Daniel_Rf, Saturday, 20 May 2017 13:14 (eight years ago)

If you want a picture of what they've deemed Yacht, you can look at their Yachtski Scale, where anything scoring 50 or above is deemed as "Yacht":
http://www.yachtrock.com/yacht-or-nyacht-jay-gradient/

MarkoP, Saturday, 20 May 2017 15:31 (eight years ago)

Nah it's cool, I see what they're getting at. Honing in on specific sessioneers makes it way more interesting and meaningful. You can still listen to sophistipop etc, they're not taking that music away from you. Make your own damn reality

brimstead, Saturday, 20 May 2017 16:17 (eight years ago)

seven months pass...

https://i.imgur.com/XCz4ufL.jpg

calstars, Sunday, 31 December 2017 13:10 (seven years ago)

once you get that taste...it's like you're a pilot...you're in trouble...you gotta fly..you gotta keep flying...

calstars, Sunday, 31 December 2017 13:18 (seven years ago)

and you can tell your little friends in TOTO

Newb Sybok (Doctor Casino), Sunday, 31 December 2017 13:25 (seven years ago)

I'm glad I've never used this term in any context.

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 31 December 2017 13:30 (seven years ago)

^cake hunt

Daniel_Rf, Sunday, 31 December 2017 15:39 (seven years ago)

three months pass...

Just found the 2 part episode from the show Documentary Now! called "Gentle and Soft: The Story of the Blue Jean Committee" and loved it.

Could not find any place to discus this show/episode and really kinda think it is a sequel/tip of the hat to Yacht Rock and things like the Eagles documentary.

I thought it was really good. It all looked great and the Blue Jean Committee music is quite well done.

earlnash, Monday, 23 April 2018 22:11 (seven years ago)

soft is not smooth, and the blue jean committee is more like bread or seals and crofts than Toto or Loggins

calstars, Monday, 23 April 2018 23:43 (seven years ago)

You have Loggins, Hall and McDonald with parts in the BJC, which I thought was a fun coincidence. Daryl Hall gets one of the best lines in the movie.

earlnash, Tuesday, 24 April 2018 00:01 (seven years ago)

I've seen a listing for a cover band locally that does yacht rock called Yachtly Crew.

nickn, Wednesday, 25 April 2018 17:09 (seven years ago)

three months pass...

little feat is yacht rock i am not accepting questions at this time

mark s, Wednesday, 8 August 2018 11:43 (seven years ago)

yachts (on the bayou) rock

. (Michael B), Wednesday, 8 August 2018 11:56 (seven years ago)

I wonder which song in particular Mark is thinking of

calstars, Wednesday, 8 August 2018 13:47 (seven years ago)

little feet is not yacht rock get a grip

The Desus & Mero Chain (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 8 August 2018 13:48 (seven years ago)

"dixie chicken" could segue nicely into "the pina colada song"

. (Michael B), Wednesday, 8 August 2018 13:49 (seven years ago)

pina colada song is not yacht rock

( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 8 August 2018 16:17 (seven years ago)

two weeks pass...

The NY-based yacht rock band A.M. Gold just played my little Jersey town square last night.

The rather front-loaded set list:

Takin' It to the Streets
Ride Like the Wind
Reelin' in the Years
Brandy
Baby Come Back
What a Fool Believes
Steal Away
I Can't Go For That (No Can Do)
Peg
Escape (The Pina Colada Song)
Baker Street
Maneater
Who Can It Be Now
Rosanna
Careless Whisper
Footloose
Little Red Corvette
Private Eyes
Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go
All Night Long
The Power of Love
You Make My Dreams

OK, which song was more out of place, "Little Red Corvette" or "Wake Me Up"?

"What a Fool Believes" into "Steal Away" make it obvious just how much "Steal" is a pale rewrite of "Fool."

Hideous Lump, Friday, 24 August 2018 03:57 (seven years ago)

Local amateur musicians playing live through shitty PA systems aping professional musicians in million dollar studios is one of the hardest things for me to listen to. Ymmv

calstars, Friday, 24 August 2018 06:13 (seven years ago)

four months pass...

captain beefheart: yacht rock

mark s, Monday, 24 December 2018 14:01 (six years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hfX5Ymxf4Rg

errang (rushomancy), Monday, 24 December 2018 14:40 (six years ago)

I rewatched all of Yacht Rock a couple months back. Justin Roiland's voice really jumps out now, after Rick and Morty. This is one of my favorite bits I completely forgot about: https://youtu.be/jGwJPqgA3N4

Vinnie, Tuesday, 25 December 2018 04:01 (six years ago)

five months pass...

https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p079rws8?fbclid=IwAR0yN5ALfYSp0hLnSKQeZHQInSwvfMLbEQGWjiun-RnD8mdMK4hYXMZHLr4

No info on when it's gonna air tho

Daniel_Rf, Monday, 27 May 2019 13:14 (six years ago)

That looks sexy

calstars, Monday, 27 May 2019 13:18 (six years ago)

Starts this Friday on BBC4

groovypanda, Monday, 10 June 2019 11:50 (six years ago)

once you get that taste...it's like you're a pilot...you're in trouble...you gotta fly..you gotta keep flying...

calstars, Monday, 10 June 2019 13:03 (six years ago)

ten months pass...

There are plenty of gigantic Yacht Rock playlists out there, but mine is - I believe - the first one curated to present a (roughly) chronological history of the genre. Please enjoy YACHT ROCK: A PURIST'S HISTORY and let it soothe your troubled soulhttps://t.co/tZOWyTamHB

— Hollywood Steve (@hollywoodsteveh) April 3, 2020

jaymc, Tuesday, 14 April 2020 01:12 (five years ago)

these guys have a discord now and JD will be spinning an hour of yacht at 10 PM EST

calstars, Tuesday, 14 April 2020 13:17 (five years ago)

pablo cruise hits mini poll: "love will find a way," "whatcha gonna do" or "find your place in the sun." I'm going with whatcha gonna do.

that's not my post, Wednesday, 15 April 2020 05:18 (five years ago)

that Hollywood Steve playlist is great, I listen to it a lot

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 15 April 2020 05:26 (five years ago)

three months pass...

Many things, Richard. 1) I coined the term yacht rock. https://t.co/lDhhay3TQ8

— JD Ryznar (@JDRyznar) August 3, 2020

chonky floof (groovypanda), Thursday, 6 August 2020 13:05 (five years ago)

These guys have been touring the country (but mainly gigged heavily in Atlanta) since 2006.

https://www.yachtrockrevue.com

Ira Einhorn (dandydonweiner), Thursday, 6 August 2020 17:29 (five years ago)

That JD Ryzar thread just posted specifically calls Yacht Rock Revue out as a "shitty cover band" that "dragged the term through the mud".

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 6 August 2020 17:37 (five years ago)

lol JD seems angry because...people aren't defining Yacht Rock the way he imagined. Yacht Rock Revue has been incredibly successful, which is probably another reason JD is mad. So really, he's mad that most people don't agree with him.

Ira Einhorn (dandydonweiner), Thursday, 6 August 2020 17:56 (five years ago)

i'm wondering if the guy who coined the term "zolo" gets this mad about people he doesn't like being characterized as "zolo"

i can totally see it, some impassioned rant about how for god's sake "dog police" are not zolo and it is a total perversion of what the true spirit of zolo is supposed to stand for

or maybe he's just down for whatever, who knows

Kate (rushomancy), Thursday, 6 August 2020 18:01 (five years ago)

lol JD seems angry because...people aren't defining Yacht Rock the way he imagined. Yacht Rock Revue has been incredibly successful, which is probably another reason JD is mad. So really, he's mad that most people don't agree with him.

― Ira Einhorn (dandydonweiner), Thursday, August 6, 2020 10:56 AM (fifteen minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

he created the term! then people took the term and expanded it to be meaningless (what yacht rock revue or the Sirius station term yacht rock is just any 70s or early 80s soft rock of any and all varieties, which is meaningless).

he also has had personal tragedy in his life (his wife died of cancer) and probably spends more time being defensive on twitter about a term he created than he might if things were going better for him in his life

Temporary Erogenous Zone (jim in vancouver), Thursday, 6 August 2020 18:14 (five years ago)

On a happier note, Chris Molanphy's latest episode of Hit Parade is about yacht rock (and very much comes down on JD's side) -- subscription only but it's worth it, 35 bucks for the entire year of Slate's general collection of things.

https://slate.com/podcasts/hit-parade/2020/07/yacht-rock-was-smooth-music-played-by-70s-80s-studio-pros

And inspired by that, I wrote this:

https://www.patreon.com/posts/covid-coping-40130176

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 6 August 2020 18:28 (five years ago)

He has also a subtle sense of humor about it which can be missed at first glance if you’re not really tuned into his groove

calstars, Thursday, 6 August 2020 18:28 (five years ago)

he also has had personal tragedy in his life (his wife died of cancer)

― Temporary Erogenous Zone (jim in vancouver)

has he adopted a meat-only diet

Kate (rushomancy), Thursday, 6 August 2020 18:43 (five years ago)

I didn't see that JD thread as angry - he was just correcting Richard Marx on his assumption that it was a derogatory term and also pointing out that it's not just a catch all for soft rock in general

chonky floof (groovypanda), Thursday, 6 August 2020 19:53 (five years ago)

i can totally see it, some impassioned rant about how for god's sake "dog police" are not zolo and it is a total perversion of what the true spirit of zolo is supposed to stand for

I didn't know I wanted this to happen.

pomenitul, Thursday, 6 August 2020 19:56 (five years ago)

he also has had personal tragedy in his life (his wife died of cancer) and probably spends more time being defensive on twitter about a term he created than he might if things were going better for him in his life

He created the term, I get it. Calling some band he's probably never listed to "a shitty cover band" because they don't play his ordained playlist is just petty.

I don't think Twitter or the Internet in general is very forgiving for being a dick based on personal tragedies.

Ira Einhorn (dandydonweiner), Friday, 7 August 2020 00:50 (five years ago)

he's not really the one being a dick

They’re not respectful of the music. They were fans of the webshow and trademarked the term out from under us. Nick, the leader, said in an interview that he doesn’t even like yacht rock. Half of their set isn’t even yacht rock music.

— JD Ryznar (@JDRyznar) August 3, 2020

Temporary Erogenous Zone (jim in vancouver), Friday, 7 August 2020 01:04 (five years ago)

He has listened to them and even had them on the Beyond Yacht Rock podcast. I think he even went to one of their concerts at one point.

MarkoP, Friday, 7 August 2020 01:44 (five years ago)

Come hang out on the discord

https://discord.gg/sZXXWR

calstars, Friday, 7 August 2020 01:49 (five years ago)

JD enjoys being the Supreme Leader of What Yacht Rock Music Really Is and he will not have anyone telling him what it is.

"trademarked the term out from under us" is an absolute classic. Dude needs a better lawyer.

Ira Einhorn (dandydonweiner), Friday, 7 August 2020 02:41 (five years ago)

I didn't see that JD thread as angry - he was just correcting Richard Marx on his assumption that it was a derogatory term and also pointing out that it's not just a catch all for soft rock in general

― chonky floof (groovypanda), Thursday, August 6, 2020 2:53 PM (seven hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

this, and also calstars otm

seeing this as some form of gatekeeping is just really missing the point

budo jeru, Friday, 7 August 2020 03:04 (five years ago)

I’m totally in favors of being a serious nerd about this, its hella lame when ppl are all “billy joel! billy ocean! I love Yacht rock! Lolololol”

brimstead, Friday, 7 August 2020 03:28 (five years ago)

Yes

Temporary Erogenous Zone (jim in vancouver), Friday, 7 August 2020 03:28 (five years ago)

I suppose you could theoretically say there's a kind of conflation happening there that's equivalent to pretty much tagging everyone over a certain age as boomers.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 7 August 2020 04:20 (five years ago)

had no idea Yacht Rock lifers would have such a Manowar-ish attitude towards the posers in their scene

popeye's arse (Neanderthal), Friday, 7 August 2020 04:41 (five years ago)

"do u even know Michael McDonald's eldest's child's name is??? do u?"

popeye's arse (Neanderthal), Friday, 7 August 2020 04:43 (five years ago)

I’m totally in favors of being a serious nerd about this, its hella lame when ppl are all “billy joel! billy ocean! I love Yacht rock! Lolololol”

― brimstead, Thursday, August 6, 2020 11:28 PM bookmarkflaglink

I had a friend bragging that she finally liked hair metal and then announced the band she liked was REO Speedwagon

o_o

popeye's arse (Neanderthal), Friday, 7 August 2020 04:47 (five years ago)

She couldn't fight that feeling any more!

Ned Raggett, Friday, 7 August 2020 04:52 (five years ago)

idk man, definitions / conceptions of musical genres can (and should) change over time, you just gotta accept it

just gotta roll with the changes

budo jeru, Friday, 7 August 2020 05:01 (five years ago)

nicely done

popeye's arse (Neanderthal), Friday, 7 August 2020 05:09 (five years ago)

kev’s mullet is the bridge between speedwagon & metal

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 7 August 2020 06:38 (five years ago)

"Ridin' The Storm Out" is borderline metal. Kevin Cronin's scat singing on "157 Riverside Avenue" from the same live album most assuredly is not.

henry s, Friday, 7 August 2020 12:07 (five years ago)

Maybe we need a hardcore yacht rock term like hardcore punk to denote a purist, extremist version of the genre, with less purist versions emanating out like peaceful, gentle waves on a tasty Saturday afternoon.

Mom jokes are his way of showing affection (to your mom) (PBKR), Friday, 7 August 2020 12:14 (five years ago)

Heard it from a friend who
Finally liked hair metal

Doctor Casino, Friday, 7 August 2020 12:41 (five years ago)

yacht rock shouldn't have gatekeepers, it should have harbour masters instead

Boris the Spreader (NickB), Friday, 7 August 2020 13:13 (five years ago)

Calling some band he's probably never listed

lol they did a concert together! You're super wrong on this thread.

Daniel_Rf, Friday, 7 August 2020 13:15 (five years ago)

I had a friend bragging that she finally liked hair metal and then announced the band she liked was REO Speedwagon

o_o

― popeye's arse (Neanderthal)

well, looking at REO Speedwagon as a producer's band, wondering what the board's take on Fortune's S/T from '85, produced by Kevin Beamish, is. I feel like that album is more hard-edged than the REO Speedwagon stuff I've heard. Honestly one of the chief things that differentiates "hair metal" from other forms of metal to me is its concern for the sort of production values espoused by "yacht rock" or "AOR", values which have, I would argue, essential continuity with later forms of chart music, and which certainly are diametrically opposed to the production values espoused by TRVE CVLT metal. It's probably a cliche by now to point out that Max Martin got his start in hair metal...

Kate (rushomancy), Friday, 7 August 2020 14:11 (five years ago)

some guy on rym has actually made a yacht metal list:

https://rateyourmusic.com/list/PhantomOTO/yacht_metal/

Boris the Spreader (NickB), Friday, 7 August 2020 14:26 (five years ago)

incidentally i note that fortune did put out a reunion album last year - beamish appears to now be retired and isn't involved, but i'm surprised at how much i am enjoying it, even if the production lacks the full crispness and sheen Beamish brought to it. still a marked improvement over the boom box demos on their "limited edition prerelease ep" from '17. the idea of shittily recorded (i'm not talking "lo-fi", these are really just abominably shitty recordings) AOR songs is conceptually fascinating but actually listening to them is about as recommended as drinking Kykeon is.

I love the ethos of present-day AOR albums. They're completely unironic and sincere (or at least _pass_ for unironic and sincere) in a way that seems more or less impossible for "yacht rock" these days. This is exemplified by the cover, which is both a call-back to the first album cover - which isn't universally known, but certainly will be familiar to anybody listening to their second album - and an encapsulation of AOR's ethos. Whereas the original album's cover featured a gloved, elegant female hand (possibly _not_ an overt reference to "smell the glove", but I find it impossible to not think of that Spinal Tap record) opening a safe, the second album's cover features the same female hand, this time wearing an even more ridiculously over-the-top bracelet, adjusting the dials on a pre-amp. What a perfect encapsulation of the AOR ethos!

Kate (rushomancy), Friday, 7 August 2020 14:29 (five years ago)

I find it amusing we're talking about REO Speedwagon in this thread when a friend showed me this compilation the other day:

https://www.discogs.com/Various-Now-Thats-What-I-Call-Yacht-Rock-2/release/15457853

MarkoP, Friday, 7 August 2020 14:30 (five years ago)

some guy on rym has actually made a yacht metal list:

https://rateyourmusic.com/list/PhantomOTO/yacht_metal/

― Boris the Spreader (NickB)

but is there a yacht prog list? speaking as a lady who far prefers "danger money" to uk's self-titled, i'd love to hear more music with that vibe

Kate (rushomancy), Friday, 7 August 2020 14:31 (five years ago)

I was going to say "is there Yacht hip hop" but I remembered Magna Carta Holy Grail came out years ago

popeye's arse (Neanderthal), Friday, 7 August 2020 14:32 (five years ago)

@ Kate - fair point on the production side of things. The original Yacht Rock series (in one of its later and somewhat stretched-thin episodes), went to some lengths to make sure the public understood that Ted Templeman produced basically the entire discographies of both the Doobie Brothers and Roth-era Van Halen.

Doctor Casino, Friday, 7 August 2020 14:45 (five years ago)

I was going to say "is there Yacht hip hop" but I remembered Magna Carta Holy Grail came out years ago
warren g’s “regulate” (since it samples McDonald’s “keep forgettin”

http://www.yachtornyacht.com/songs/141/Regulate

calstars, Friday, 7 August 2020 15:23 (five years ago)

george duke sample on that too

Boris the Spreader (NickB), Friday, 7 August 2020 15:29 (five years ago)

wait, what am i saying? it's bob james

Boris the Spreader (NickB), Friday, 7 August 2020 15:36 (five years ago)

magna carta doesn't feel yacht to me, other than he's rich

Larry June had v yacht rap vibes

https://youtu.be/Wy1D7FhoJes

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 7 August 2020 15:41 (five years ago)

@ Kate - fair point on the production side of things. The original Yacht Rock series (in one of its later and somewhat stretched-thin episodes), went to some lengths to make sure the public understood that Ted Templeman produced basically the entire discographies of both the Doobie Brothers and Roth-era Van Halen.

― Doctor Casino

my favorite ted templeman story is that captain beefheart specifically hired him in the hopes that he could do something like "observatory crest" and what came out instead was "big eyed beans from venus". oh my oh my.

"observatory crest" is quality yacht rock mind

Kate (rushomancy), Friday, 7 August 2020 17:03 (five years ago)

the first “yacht rock” thing I saw made fun of hall & Oates “portable radio”, it was extremely not funny

brimstead, Friday, 7 August 2020 18:08 (five years ago)

my partner saw REO perform in between Tesla and Def Leppard at some winery a few years ago. sounded like a pretty sad scene (def leppard excepted)

brimstead, Friday, 7 August 2020 18:11 (five years ago)

the first “yacht rock” thing I saw made fun of hall & Oates “portable radio”, it was extremely not funny


https://www.channel101.com/image-cache/640/360/100/images/episode/e02cd1bab643ca3.jpg

calstars, Friday, 7 August 2020 20:14 (five years ago)

nine months pass...

I'm playing drums for a friend's mom's surprise 60th birthday party this summer, and this is the set list:

Freedom at Midnight - David Benoit
6-String Poet - David Benoit
The Way It Is - Bruce Hornsby
Peg - Steely Dan
Do I Do - Stevie Wonder
What a fool believes - Doobie Bros
Virtual Insanity - Jamiroquai
Got To Get You Into My Life - Earth Wind and Fire
Back Pocket - Vulfpeck
Higher Love - Steve Winwood
Don’t Stop Til You Get Enough - MJ
King of Wishful Thinking - Go West

change display name (Jordan), Wednesday, 2 June 2021 16:00 (four years ago)

two months pass...

the Slate “Hit Parade” podcast episode about Yacht Rock is out from behind the paywall - Ned posted about it way upthread
It’s pretty great. Gives a good breakdown of Ryznar & gang’s criteria as well as some chart history of some of the big names — a good refresher if you listened to the show

it made me go back & listen to old eps

real talk though- i avoided the podcast for a long time because it pissed me off that coworkers would say “oh my favorite genre is yacht rock” and talk about seals & croft and i’d get all angry-kermit-the-frog like “aaagh seals & croft isnt even yacht rock! also its not a real genre its made up by writers! you just dont want to say you like adult contemporary!”

but im ok now lol

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 31 August 2021 02:23 (four years ago)

i now appreciate how music-nerdy it is, and that it’s designed to alienate casual music fans in a way that morbidly delights me

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 31 August 2021 02:25 (four years ago)

Hate to break it you veg but Seals and Crofts are on the boat

calstars, Tuesday, 31 August 2021 03:03 (four years ago)

Bread has to be considered 'proto-yacht rock' as much as the Stooges are 'proto-punk' as "Baby I'm a Want You" definitely has the smoothe.

Just the title alone has given me chuckles since I was a teenager.

earlnash, Tuesday, 31 August 2021 03:05 (four years ago)

xpost doh

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 31 August 2021 03:15 (four years ago)

i’m very into the steve lukather/toto of it all, tbh

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 31 August 2021 03:32 (four years ago)

does 'yacht rock' alienate casual music listeners? the adult contemporary station in my city does a yacht rock specialty program every saturday night (w/ that specific branding) and given that it's not a very adventurous station otherwise i have to assume it's far from the only one

dyl, Tuesday, 31 August 2021 03:48 (four years ago)

Yacht rock is meant to alienate people that do not own a yacht.

✖✖✖ (Moka), Tuesday, 31 August 2021 04:00 (four years ago)

i didnt mean the broad genre as it exists out in the world -i meant the ryznar group & the podcast & the detailed criteria of why things are or are not yacht rock

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 31 August 2021 04:07 (four years ago)

ah yeah fair enough, i find all that pretty alienating myself

dyl, Tuesday, 31 August 2021 04:30 (four years ago)

:D

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 31 August 2021 04:45 (four years ago)

as long as it alienates parrotheads, thats the most important thing

Hmmmmm (jamiesummerz), Tuesday, 31 August 2021 14:54 (four years ago)

Do I Do - Stevie Wonder
Virtual Insanity - Jamiroquai
Don’t Stop Til You Get Enough - MJ

If even these are yacht rock, I've been yacht rocking since before yachts rocked.

i carry the torch for disco inauthenticity (Eric H.), Tuesday, 31 August 2021 14:57 (four years ago)

the problem with the expansive "Yacht rock" playlists and Sirius channels is that they want to include mostly big hits, and many of the most yachty songs were minor hits, non-hits, or deep cuts.

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Tuesday, 31 August 2021 15:20 (four years ago)

Hate to break it you veg but Seals and Crofts are on the boat

I mean I guess they technically made it onto the boat with a couple later songs, but "Summer Breeze" is decidedly marina rock, nyacht yacht!

I really dug the podcast eps where they would define other new genres, like divorcecore and what have you. Was kind of bummed when that concept eventually fell by the wayside.

Vaguely Threatening CAPTCHAs, Tuesday, 31 August 2021 16:45 (four years ago)

Yeah, The divorcecore one is especially great, I’ve revisited that one several times.

calstars, Tuesday, 31 August 2021 17:41 (four years ago)

the best yacht rock is basically just white dudes doing r&b y/n

brimstead, Tuesday, 31 August 2021 17:46 (four years ago)

already regret that post lol

I just remember when allMusic had some “soft rock” feature and Andy kellman’s list was just cool smooth 70s soul records

brimstead, Tuesday, 31 August 2021 17:48 (four years ago)

xpost calstars thats a great one
pvmic but my fave is the bald metal episode, i freakin love almost every song in that top 10

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 1 September 2021 02:23 (four years ago)

https://open.spotify.com/playlist/6kVRZHsbV6LZEBiqzSzFvq?si=Y0GJdSBsRJW-uxRtzTtQCQ&dl_branch=1

The only reason to pay for Spotify

calstars, Monday, 6 September 2021 23:53 (four years ago)

Yeah the Random Genres I Made Up episodes were incredible podcasts and the most ILM-y podcast I've come across to date. Shame they had to stop under the circumstances they did. Apparently they have some new stuff paywalled but DJ sets isn't really what I want from them.

I have no couch and I must stream (NotEnough), Tuesday, 7 September 2021 12:27 (four years ago)

Michael McDonald performing on 'Soul Train' in 1982 pic.twitter.com/tPm6qOvwIq

— Barney Hurley (@barneyhurley1) September 10, 2021



Dude

calstars, Friday, 10 September 2021 23:19 (three years ago)

Where do you go to buy jackets like that in 1982?

calstars, Friday, 10 September 2021 23:23 (three years ago)

literally everywhere iirc

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 10 September 2021 23:50 (three years ago)

^^Reagan's Finest Executive Order

Precious, Grace, Hill & Beard LTD. (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 10 September 2021 23:51 (three years ago)

two years pass...

i've read where ppl say eagles are not yacht. the long run singles sorta fell like yacht in that they all have that miserablist sense of what was lost being gone forever, so they're kinda kinfolk in spirit but lack the essential denialism of escape through hedonistic pursuits. yacht seems peppy and up and slick but what's the impetus? pushing away realty, what a fool believe. yacht is the mellow-presenting counterpart of disco, which goes hard and don't mince words: last dance, last chance, because the end of history. eagles are just full of gripes, and i can't tell you why.

anyway.

if my thesis is that soft rock is warm, open, even in its most melancholic aspects, yacht is closed off, escapist, avoiding the topic re: love and america and the future, and yada yada, hotel california and maybe rumours are critical to the genre because they function as the line of demarcation between soft and yacht in pop, even if they're not included in the yacht canon proper. they're the open declaration of bad vibes being the status quo that yacht is running away from. eagles say you can never leave, that's not yacht but yacht tries anyhoo. the chain is broken but we can still share the night together, for whatever that's worth.

nb i'm off a tangent that extends beyond the original parameters of the toto/ loggins/ cross/ michael mcd axis of what yacht is to include about all of late 70s early 80s soft rock that has that oh yeah, all rught self-serving tip that someone else posited that seems so sum up that whole ... thing (guffman reference).

slugbuggy, Saturday, 23 September 2023 11:22 (one year ago)

https://www.yachtornyacht.com/

A useful reference

Beyond Goo and Evol (President Keyes), Saturday, 23 September 2023 12:31 (one year ago)

one year passes...

Yacht Rock doc coming to HBO November 29.

Called “Yacht Rock: A Dockumentary.”

Josefa, Tuesday, 12 November 2024 00:20 (nine months ago)

Clever

abreast of what's afoot (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 12 November 2024 12:58 (nine months ago)

prehistoric take-- including toto africa as a yacht rock song may be stylistically correct but slanders and derogates yacht rock. unless one assumes that any yacht rock is necessarily horribly bad and stupid, in which case it is the apotheosis of yacht rock.

brought up because a week ago i jokingly told a stream to "play yacht rock" and that is what it served.

sparkling hebroic couplet (Hunt3r), Tuesday, 12 November 2024 15:52 (nine months ago)

I do not share your hatred but can say that stylistically there are far yachtier Toto tracks.

Daniel_Rf, Tuesday, 12 November 2024 15:54 (nine months ago)

I don't think "Africa" is Yacht really, though Toto is deeply involved in the genre.

Grape Fired At Czar From Crack Battery (President Keyes), Tuesday, 12 November 2024 15:56 (nine months ago)

two weeks pass...

it was ok-ish, talking head segs were marginally less annoying than most of these rock docs (except Armisen).
would be interested to know how much the orig yacht rock web series guys have made off of their concept, they really did spark a revival (ill-defined) of sorts that should have lined their pockets but the doc didn't go into that.

buzza, Saturday, 30 November 2024 10:17 (nine months ago)

they're on that patreon grind, which isn't likely to make you a millionaire but it's better than nothing

Daniel_Rf, Saturday, 30 November 2024 10:25 (nine months ago)

Genuinely not interested if it doesn’t even mention those guys; their framing of this stuff is the reason the doc exists.

Chris L, Saturday, 30 November 2024 13:21 (nine months ago)

It mentions them. They’re in it! Well, two of them are.

calstars, Saturday, 30 November 2024 13:53 (nine months ago)

Really you could just watch the web series instead of this fancy doc

calstars, Saturday, 30 November 2024 14:07 (nine months ago)

Does Boz Scaggs participate at all? Is he even mentioned? I know he takes issue with the genre designation.

cryptosicko, Saturday, 30 November 2024 15:24 (nine months ago)

I want to hear an interview with a yacht.

Grape Fired At Czar From Crack Battery (President Keyes), Saturday, 30 November 2024 15:45 (nine months ago)

I want to hear an interview with lil yachty.

Rumspringsteen (Ye Mad Puffin), Saturday, 30 November 2024 16:13 (nine months ago)

I actually thought this did a pretty nice job of delivering a coherent little essay on the sound/genre/ecosystem of session players and their influences, and how this whole thing exceeds the jokey sailor-hat gimmickry that the original Channel 101 series spawned. Hollywood Steve, Ryznar and maybe a couple other folks from the videos share screentime with the Porcaros, McDonald, Loggins, Cross, Thundercat, etc. etc. Steve Lukather in particular comes off as a pretty well-adjusted dude. It's a pleasant watch IMHO!

Only real complaint is that they didn't get the rights to play audio samples of more of the R&B and soul artists that get shouted out, which might have filled in the map a little more completely.

the last visible dot (Doctor Casino), Saturday, 30 November 2024 16:57 (nine months ago)

best radio friendly yacht rock track of 2024, from Cardiff band CVC - The Lowrider (Just About Meant To Be) - received UK airplay on BBC Radio 2 and 6 Music.

CVC - The Lowrider (Just About Meant To Be) (Official Video)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8XSoPw5pcM

the video is naff, but the track sounds sublime.

djmartian, Saturday, 30 November 2024 17:17 (nine months ago)

Emm Gryner released a fantastic Yacht Rock, assisted by a number of genre session players, album last year called Business & Pleasure. Some highlights:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjOnhmj895A

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4xWl_MudQV4

She even threw in a bonus Bobby Caldwell cover as a b-side:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tOv20P9yzOg

cryptosicko, Saturday, 30 November 2024 17:56 (nine months ago)

Sorry but those songs fall outside the definition, and should properly be called “modern yacht”

calstars, Saturday, 30 November 2024 19:13 (nine months ago)

or what Walt Whitman called a barbaric yacht

the talented mr pimply (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 30 November 2024 19:15 (nine months ago)

I’m more into “yacht NRG” these days

calstars, Saturday, 30 November 2024 19:22 (nine months ago)

Alternative Yacht

Charlie Hair (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 30 November 2024 19:29 (nine months ago)

“Yacht adjacent”

calstars, Saturday, 30 November 2024 19:34 (nine months ago)

Boattown

Rumspringsteen (Ye Mad Puffin), Saturday, 30 November 2024 19:36 (nine months ago)

lol

calstars, Saturday, 30 November 2024 20:00 (nine months ago)

just noticed, Spotify has a Yacht Rock Revival playlist
https://open.spotify.com/playlist/37i9dQZF1DX4TJ9HJlcZl3?si=12ce14bde9e24a53
many 2024 and 2023 tracks

including Emm Gryner

djmartian, Saturday, 30 November 2024 20:03 (nine months ago)

Fuck Spotify

calstars, Saturday, 30 November 2024 20:15 (nine months ago)

they're on that patreon grind, which isn't likely to make you a millionaire but it's better than nothing

― Daniel_Rf, Saturday, 30 November 2024 10:25 (yesterday) link

they all have day jobs, i'm sure they make a little extra money from podcasting but none of them got rich off of coining "yacht rock"

intheblanks, Sunday, 1 December 2024 05:20 (nine months ago)

i really enjoyed the documentary! i thought it was really true to the music-nerd spirit of what Ryznar etc were getting at, ie that those artists are way more accomplished than they get credit for

i would have loved a multipart series w deepdives on key songs w the artists etc but hey this was really great in and of itself

werewolves of laudanum (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 1 December 2024 22:00 (nine months ago)

I enjoyed it as well. The era overlapped with high school for me - we were not fans at the time. Well except for Aja, we were into that album. I’m glad they covered the role of MTV in the demise of the yacht sound - some of the key players were not ready made for a visual medium lol. And agree with VG, with all the music podcasts showing what can done in long form, it would have been nice to have a longer series to explore the music and how it fit with late 70s/early 80s culture. There was so much going on with disco, post-punk, reggae, new wave, early rap.

that's not my post, Monday, 2 December 2024 00:56 (nine months ago)

Crypto, yes on Boz

Rumspringsteen (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 2 December 2024 01:18 (nine months ago)

i'm guessing this is their pre-Patreon days, but i used to listen to their Yacht or Not podcast pretty regularly and they always came across as extremely genuine torchbearers of their own unintentional genre creation.

Western® with Bacon Flavor, Monday, 2 December 2024 01:54 (nine months ago)

yeah i used to get mad at the Yacht Rock tag because i was like RAGH THAT IS NOT A REAL GENRE ITS A JOKE but when i finally listened to the podcast, it was clear they were total music nerds who were also impressively respectful of the artists.. i’m a huge fan of them now

werewolves of laudanum (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 2 December 2024 02:27 (nine months ago)

their entire yacht or nyacht website is just full of smooth bangers regardless of how they rated them.

Western® with Bacon Flavor, Monday, 2 December 2024 02:44 (nine months ago)

the doc is so good

calstars, Monday, 2 December 2024 03:21 (nine months ago)

*dock

calstars, Monday, 2 December 2024 03:22 (nine months ago)

I really liked Thundercat’s comments & insights

werewolves of laudanum (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 2 December 2024 03:31 (nine months ago)

The thing about yacht rock being a made up genre is so was film noir and that did all right for itself.

Daniel_Rf, Monday, 2 December 2024 10:30 (nine months ago)

i'm guessing this is their pre-Patreon days, but i used to listen to their Yacht or Not podcast pretty regularly and they always came across as extremely genuine torchbearers of their own unintentional genre creation.

― Western® with Bacon Flavor, Sunday, December 1, 2024 8:54 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

They had a podcast called "Beyond Yacht Rock" that lasted a few years and by the end was mostly them rating songs on the Yachtski scale. Then they disappeared for awhile but came back about a year ago with two podcasts: "Yacht or Nacht" and "The Billion Dollar Record Club" which is mostly about bargain bin albums they own.

Grape Fired At Czar From Crack Battery (President Keyes), Monday, 2 December 2024 14:57 (nine months ago)

"Film noir" wasn't coined by a series of newsreels goofing on the genre though.

Chris L, Monday, 2 December 2024 15:05 (nine months ago)

It was coined by the French, they're usually pretty goofy.

Daniel_Rf, Monday, 2 December 2024 15:10 (nine months ago)

Is there French Yacht Rock?

Rumspringsteen (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 2 December 2024 15:13 (nine months ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cD-zi7gi9bQ

French language anyway

Grape Fired At Czar From Crack Battery (President Keyes), Monday, 2 December 2024 15:26 (nine months ago)

someone made a French yacht rock Spotify playlist: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/2XrwWLphYDMRZpp0NV6u9w?si=Poa1KPEJTCqVwDFmnhIcFA&pi=QKBfH75WQUern

jaymc, Monday, 2 December 2024 15:29 (nine months ago)

I’m reading Cher’s new memoir and there’s a bit of convergence with this Yacht doc. It’s the summer of 1973 and Sonny & Cher’s touring band is basically Toto. In a fit of jealous possessiveness over Cher’s hanging out with the band, Sonny threatens to break David Paitch’s fingers and destroy Jeff Porcaro’s Porsche.

Josefa, Monday, 2 December 2024 20:28 (nine months ago)

listening to “Rosanna” & being aware thst the person who wrote the song was NOT the person that was dating her is a v different experience lol

werewolves of laudanum (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 2 December 2024 22:27 (nine months ago)

(ie in light of the doc)

werewolves of laudanum (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 2 December 2024 22:27 (nine months ago)

The Roseanna episode of the web series is absolute gold

calstars, Monday, 2 December 2024 22:32 (nine months ago)

"The only problem is, Michael McDonald hates our band"

the last visible dot (Doctor Casino), Monday, 2 December 2024 23:11 (nine months ago)

Most surprising piece of trivia from the doc: "Ride Like the Wind" was inspired by the crowd's enthusiatsic reaction when Christopher Cross did live renditions of "Nineteen Hundred and Eighty-Five" by Paul McCartney & Wings, specifically a new, high "ba-ba-BA-ba" bit they'd added in.

the last visible dot (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 3 December 2024 02:59 (nine months ago)

... & the lyrics were written on a drive through Texas on LSD.

BrianB, Tuesday, 3 December 2024 03:33 (nine months ago)

audiences also reacted favorably to the fact that Christopher Cross actually killed all those dudes

her pal Santa falls to the floor (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 3 December 2024 03:40 (nine months ago)

Fagen’s “part” in the doc really rubbed me the wrong way

calstars, Thursday, 5 December 2024 00:40 (nine months ago)

Like the day after I saw it, I was eating Nathan’s cheese fries during lunchtime on the street near Radio City, listening to Steely Dan on shuffle, and I just kept thinking, “this guy is really an asshole these days”

calstars, Thursday, 5 December 2024 00:49 (nine months ago)

Steely Dan Member In Being An Asshole SHOCKAH!

Charlie Hair (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 5 December 2024 01:01 (nine months ago)

Well yeah, I guess I knew that. I guess it was the aggression that shocked me

calstars, Thursday, 5 December 2024 01:20 (nine months ago)

The documentary was really enjoyable, and made me want to listen to a lot more of this stuff. I've been operating for some years now on a theory that "fusion" isn't just chopsy jazz-rock from the early 70s, it's an overall ethos governing music from roughly 1969-1975 that allowed for all sorts of novel combinations of sounds and styles. So the Fania All Stars were a fusion group. Santana was absolutely fusion. Fela was fusion. Earth, Wind & Fire were fusion. Etc., etc. And now I'm kind of starting to think about the yacht rock universe of players as the next step after fusion. Informed by jazz, by rock, by singer-songwriterism, by funk and R&B, but creating something entirely new.

One thing I wish was dealt with more was how much of the music was inspired by the producers and/or the industry as a whole. Because for example, there's just one tiny little clip of Ted Templeman, who produced every Doobie Brothers album, talking about how they could basically play anything. But if you read Templeman's autobiography, you really get a much stronger sense that the Doobie Brothers were at least half his weird little project, like, any weird idea he had, he'd throw at them, and they'd be able to execute it, so that's why their albums sound so wildly different from track to track, from boogie-rock to white soul to weirdo Brazilian easy-listening jazz tunes... it was Templeman using them as his hired players! And, I mean, the Toto guys are brilliant musicians, but they're not Donald Fagen and Walter Becker-level creative spirits. They can play anything you want, but they don't have very many lightning-strike brilliant ideas of their own.

Instead of create and send out, it pull back and consume (unperson), Thursday, 5 December 2024 01:34 (nine months ago)

Like the day after I saw it, I was eating Nathan’s cheese fries during lunchtime on the street near Radio City, listening to Steely Dan on shuffle, and I just kept thinking, “this guy is really an asshole these days”

The director recounted this in an interview. He waited for months for Fagen to watch it because he had never signed off on so many Steely Dan songs in one project. Eventually a manager called and said that Fagen was gonna call and you need to record the conversation and find a way to put it in the doc and then he'll sign off on it. So Fagen called, gave him the quote (after the director accidentally hung up and Fagen called back), and a few days later they got the go ahead to use the music. If he was actually an asshole about it he would have just denied them the rights.

Gukbe, Thursday, 5 December 2024 02:14 (nine months ago)

yeah totally

plus it just fits with my idea of him & he probably understands his brand more than anyone by now

werewolves of laudanum (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 5 December 2024 02:39 (nine months ago)

Also very much fits the Dan's profile as New Yorkers who ended up in LA, versus SoCal lifers - something not really played up by the doc but imo not without meaning in distinguishing then from their peers and followers in the smooth session world.

the last visible dot (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 5 December 2024 11:31 (nine months ago)

Just watched that doc (thanks for the tip, Yacht Rock thread!)
I think what made it so interesting is that the talking heads (huey, ryznar, jason king, amanda petrusich) weren't just spitting "without michael mcdonald there would be no ___" cliches, but were really able to offer some real analysis and insight.
It didn't hurt that the director could basically get interviews with any of the major players that he wanted to, apart from fagan. I don't think I had ever even seen a photo of Christopher Cross before today.

enochroot, Sunday, 8 December 2024 03:27 (nine months ago)

yeah you can appreciate that a lot of thought went into it

werewolves of laudanum (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 8 December 2024 04:32 (nine months ago)

Christopher Cross wearing an Earl Campbell jersey is basically just everything that’s good about America. pic.twitter.com/z2xjfpp8Ww

— Super 70s Sports (@Super70sSports) September 29, 2023

Okay, heteros are cutting edge this year, too. (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 8 December 2024 04:38 (nine months ago)

Agreed, this is a dope look
Looks kind of like a pajama shirt on bro
And that double neck seals it

calstars, Sunday, 8 December 2024 14:04 (nine months ago)

cross representing texas 4ever

kendrick lamaze "to push a baby out" (m bison), Sunday, 8 December 2024 18:08 (nine months ago)

clear eyes, full hearts, sailing

werewolves of laudanum (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 8 December 2024 18:57 (nine months ago)

Cross’s voice is like a baritone munchkin

calstars, Sunday, 8 December 2024 19:11 (nine months ago)

no thats yr mom

werewolves of laudanum (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 8 December 2024 20:17 (nine months ago)

Wow, this was sooo good.

I really liked hearing a lot of these artists talk about the moments they wrote the songs that defined their careers forever, like David Pack from Ambrosia talking about touring with the Doobies and how that led to a convo with Michael McDonald telling him how he read classical music.

It was great to see Prince Paul talk so enthusiastically about the genre and to learn he sampled "Peg" in De La Soul.

So many little stories like that. They got amazing archive footage. It's just very well done, a total feel-good movie.

felicity, Monday, 9 December 2024 06:00 (nine months ago)

little feat is yacht rock i am not accepting questions at this time

― mark s, Wednesday, August 8, 2018 7:43 AM (six years ago) bookmarkflaglink

i would accept at least Time Loves A Hero as yacht rock (there's even Michael McDonald BVs!). commercial success kinda seems like a prerequisite, though, there aren't really any cult yacht rock bands, are there?

some dude, Monday, 9 December 2024 12:57 (nine months ago)

Ned Doheny may count? plus all the other stuff on: https://numerogroup.com/products/seafaring-strangers-private-yacht

Hmmmmm (jamiesummerz), Monday, 9 December 2024 13:50 (nine months ago)

I thought I knew my Yacht Rock but I was totally unfamiliar with Ambrosia before watching this

Saxophone Of Futility (Michael B), Monday, 9 December 2024 14:01 (nine months ago)

Also on Numero, I'd recommend Willie Wright for some prime Yacht Soul: https://williewrightnumero.bandcamp.com/album/willie-wright-telling-the-truth

cryptosicko, Monday, 9 December 2024 14:19 (nine months ago)

Thought the doc was pretty great! I was expecting more cringe with the credit sequence and the footage of the current day yacht rock cruises, but this was surprisingly thoughtful. I could quibble about things, but I thought it was time well spent. Already liked Michael McDonald, but I was surprised by how much I liked Christopher Cross. Seemed like a chill dude at this point in time. Fagen's cameo was so in character, I loved it.

Maxmillion D. Boosted (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 9 December 2024 16:07 (nine months ago)

The font and yellow color they used for some of the titles was perfect. Shows the level of care and appreciation for the story

that's not my post, Monday, 9 December 2024 18:04 (nine months ago)

I really want to see this but don't have access yet. Was talking with a friend tonight who has, and apparently my definition of the genre has been wrong the whole time--I always thought of it more in terms of a timeline, as K-Tel type music but shifted to the late '70s rather than the early-middle part of the decade. So in my own mind, this belonged, but I guess not.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2RamSFoo0jw

I'd never seen that clip until today.

clemenza, Friday, 13 December 2024 05:37 (eight months ago)

ohh i love Magnet & Steel

but yeah not Yacht by their metric really. But for me personally, in that “AM Gold” way, very much in that kind of vibe

werewolves of laudanum (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 13 December 2024 06:30 (eight months ago)

Walter Egan is Cali-pre-goth

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ud5Bb32U7gI

Western® with Bacon Flavor, Friday, 13 December 2024 06:44 (eight months ago)

Lots of great vintage pictures in the show. I thought it was really fun.

Not sure I had ever seen a picture or film of Ted Templeton before.

The Artist formerly known as Earlnash, Friday, 13 December 2024 11:54 (eight months ago)

I haven't seen the doc yet, but my buddy was disappointed that they didn't find a way to include Lionel Richie or Billy Ocean.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 13 December 2024 13:33 (eight months ago)

Sirius XM's seasonal Yacht Rock station plays "Magnet and Steel" fairly regularly, so it is considered Yacht by some loose metrics.

cryptosicko, Friday, 13 December 2024 14:12 (eight months ago)

Crazy how Buckingham and Nicks found time to tour, record, and produce/sing for/with others (Egan, John Stewart, Kenny Loggins, Bob Welch).

the talented mr pimply (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 13 December 2024 14:15 (eight months ago)

Sirius XMs Yacht Rock station is a monstrosity

Grape Fired At Czar From Crack Battery (President Keyes), Friday, 13 December 2024 14:22 (eight months ago)

Lionel Richie and Billy Ocean are yacht-adjacent. The doc certainly discusses how Black artists influenced/inspired the music but were not in the same spotlight.

Also (challops coming) Air Supply!

Lots of artists making similar soft-rock music are not classified as (ahem) Yacht-thentic Yacht Rock because they didn't include that specific group of session players anf producers with their jazz chops and their work ethic.

Air Supply would have been Yacht As Fuck if they'd moved to LA (indeed, they thought about it)!

Billy Ocean worked in London and NY; Lionel Richie had Motown and it's infrastructure. Neither one needed LA session players, strictly speaking.

But it would be interesting to hear what they would have sounded like with the Yacht production style.

One might call it a Yacht-ternative universe.

Rumspringsteen (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 13 December 2024 15:52 (eight months ago)

My friend who's seen the film told me this story last night:

https://axs.tv/news-story/steely-dans-donald-fagen-curses-out-yacht-rock-documentary-director/

When Price called Fagen, hoping to discuss his role in yacht rock, the conversation quickly turned awkward. Upon hearing Price mention "yacht rock," Fagen responded with a curt, "Why don't you go fuck yourself?" before hanging up. Despite this brusque dismissal, Fagen's manager later called back to grant permission for the documentary to use six Steely Dan songs, suggesting a mix of aversion and acknowledgment toward the genre.

clemenza, Friday, 13 December 2024 16:01 (eight months ago)

Donald Fagan: "I don't even own a yacht!"

Okay, heteros are cutting edge this year, too. (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 13 December 2024 16:12 (eight months ago)

It's funny that Loggins was initially offended by the label, but seems to have come around. One of the Yacht Rock guys told a story about his wife meeting Loggins and when she told him she was married to a guy from the web series he got totally icy.

Grape Fired At Czar From Crack Battery (President Keyes), Friday, 13 December 2024 16:16 (eight months ago)

But it would be interesting to hear what they would have sounded like with the Yacht production style.

I mean, "All Night Long" kinda is? Def. session cat heavy. Keys are by Greg Phillinganes, drums by JR Robinson, Abraham Laboriel on bass, Richard Marx on backing vox ... Def. the same vibe as, say, Michael McDonald's "Sweet Freedom." "Caribbean Queen" sorta sound like Michael McDonald, too, come to think of it. Fun new-to-me facts from the wiki:

The song was initially released in the UK as "European Queen" in May 1984, but it did not achieve success. As suggested by people at the record company, it was re-recorded for different parts of the world—resulting in the versions "Caribbean Queen" and "African Queen."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VcA3eDbYVJM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=evfHpU9bn4w

I just encountered the term "Yacht Soul," which seems pretty sus.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 13 December 2024 16:19 (eight months ago)

not only is the jersey on point, but Cross completely rips on guitar in this clip

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LpBi1-ts_0k

Muad'Doob (Moodles), Friday, 13 December 2024 16:24 (eight months ago)

"Yacht Soul" initially makes me think of tracks like "Street Life", "Breezin'" and "What You Won't Do For Love", but maybe those are more "Yacht Jazz?"

henry s, Friday, 13 December 2024 16:26 (eight months ago)

George Benson's "Turn Your Love Around" is basically the "What a Fool Believes" of Yacht Soul

Grape Fired At Czar From Crack Battery (President Keyes), Friday, 13 December 2024 16:28 (eight months ago)

I didn't realize just how many songs completely copped that "What A Fool Believes" riff. It was such a part of the general soft rock ecosystem back then that it seemed to just be an organic part of the genre, but of course it had to come from somewhere.

Muad'Doob (Moodles), Friday, 13 December 2024 16:30 (eight months ago)

I wrote an essay for maura a decade ago on the "What a Fool Believes" craze -- stuff like Pointer Hands' "He's So Shy" and Robbie Dupree's "Steal Away." Those syncopations.

the talented mr pimply (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 13 December 2024 16:38 (eight months ago)

Clemenza, here's a slightly different account upthread:

The director recounted this in an interview. He waited for months for Fagen to watch it because he had never signed off on so many Steely Dan songs in one project. Eventually a manager called and said that Fagen was gonna call and you need to record the conversation and find a way to put it in the doc and then he'll sign off on it. So Fagen called, gave him the quote (after the director accidentally hung up and Fagen called back), and a few days later they got the go ahead to use the music. If he was actually an asshole about it he would have just denied them the rights.

― Gukbe, Wednesday, December 4, 2024 9:14 PM (one week ago)

Either way, it was important to Fagen to be seen as granting rights while disparaging (or seemingly to disparage) the whole thing.

Rumspringsteen (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 13 December 2024 16:38 (eight months ago)

Weird, I searched "Fagen" and "fuck" and didn't get anything...maybe I didn't have all answers open.

clemenza, Friday, 13 December 2024 16:59 (eight months ago)

Note to self: do not Google "Fagen" and "fuck"

Rumspringsteen (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 13 December 2024 17:03 (eight months ago)

lol otm

werewolves of laudanum (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 13 December 2024 17:15 (eight months ago)

Alfred, is that essay out there anywhere? The Maura Magazine page only has her first 26 issues.

I like how that 'What a Fool Believes' riff even found its way into the guitar interludes of Jackson Browne's 'Somebody's Baby'.

Also, the CVC album mentioned above is quite the enjoyable listen. Like if My Morning Jacket went through their 'Circuital' era in the late '70s

Steely Danzig: Turn Up 'Where Eagles Dare', Neighbors Are Listening (Prefecture), Friday, 13 December 2024 17:41 (eight months ago)

Came across this one after listening to some Yacht Jazz.

This is so groovy. Love the bass player.

Ramsey Lewis - Summer Breeze

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6j6Zk945ZY

The Artist formerly known as Earlnash, Wednesday, 18 December 2024 02:21 (eight months ago)

The Yacht Rock podcast guys claim that Summer Breeze is Nyacht Rock (too early), but that song has such great bones that it really lends itself to interpretation.

Here's another favorite (from an album that features not 1 but 2 Seals & Crofts covers):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06u6GXuS0mU

enochroot, Wednesday, 18 December 2024 02:50 (eight months ago)

watched this and now i wanna hear christopher cross’s “bowling” song

now TAYNE i can get into (voodoo chili), Tuesday, 24 December 2024 03:56 (eight months ago)

The alley can do miracles

meow mix-a-lot (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 24 December 2024 11:55 (eight months ago)

Well the ball rolls down and it's a strike
And that's ten points for me

Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 24 December 2024 12:19 (eight months ago)

Is there a thread specifically about the "MTV really doomed us old guys who weren't photogenic" trope? Been on my mind since the doc - it's such established conventional wisdom, but I can't help but think maybe the bigger issue was that styles change, trends change, and there was a demographically significant cohort of teenagers coming up who responded more to these newer acts. I mean it's not like these dudes had spent the 70s strenuously avoiding having their pictures taken.

Doctor Casino, Friday, 27 December 2024 13:56 (eight months ago)

Also since like Dire Straits, Genesis and ZZ Top were able to thrive

Grape Fired At Czar From Crack Battery (President Keyes), Friday, 27 December 2024 14:09 (eight months ago)

Also the groups that came up after punk were more dress-up compared to the groups that had come up in the Woodstock era that were more dress-down. And the new groups were more likely to come from the art world, and the more connections they had to that world the more likely they were to make good videos.

Josefa, Friday, 27 December 2024 14:45 (eight months ago)

Also since like Dire Straits, Genesis and ZZ Top were able to thrive

- Dire Straits were in the "Money For Nothing" video for about 5 seconds (see also Herbie Hancock in "Rockit"), and their other video was a collection of sports clips set to their song
- ZZ Top turned themselves into cartoon characters
- Genesis realized that Phil Collins had been a cartoon character all along

Instead of create and send out, it pull back and consume (unperson), Friday, 27 December 2024 15:20 (eight months ago)

was gonna say, the money for nothing animation video really created new fans. i was in middle school and me and my friends all loved that video. plus the sting guest shot, lol

sknybrg, Friday, 27 December 2024 15:28 (eight months ago)

How does this disprove the point that these non-models found a way to thrive in the MTV era?

Grape Fired At Czar From Crack Battery (President Keyes), Friday, 27 December 2024 18:09 (eight months ago)

the obvious counterpoint to the yacht rock guys' lament is that the 80s are filled with old guys who had hit records. i'm not the first to point this out, but a surpsingly high number of acts whose careers started in the 60s were getting legimitate radio hits well into the mid- and late 80s

intheblanks, Friday, 27 December 2024 18:22 (eight months ago)

ultimately i think doctor casino is otm, the decline of yacht rock has more to do with a general change in trends than "christopher cross was too ugly"

intheblanks, Friday, 27 December 2024 18:23 (eight months ago)

You're saying Jon Anderson wasn't on the wall of every teenaged girl in America in 1984?

calstars, Friday, 27 December 2024 18:40 (eight months ago)

to add to that: yacht rock was aimed, I think, at people who were already around or over 30 by 1980, maybe by 1975. their target audience probably was not relying on MTV to find their new records, but maybe they were buying fewer new records period. i'd buy that a lack of MTV exposure limited the likelihood of a Cross-level crossover. but the pop charts being ruled by world-weary ballads of middle-aged uncertainty was always a time-limited phenomenon.

just once it'd be great to hear one of these guys go "in the 90s, VH1 came along and completely saved my career - all of a sudden, i could reach my same old audience! and you if you were a fresh young good looking kid with a 'cool' haircut, you'd never make it!"

Doctor Casino, Friday, 27 December 2024 18:45 (eight months ago)

Is this considered yacht rock?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WmHh9IqN5uk

LightUserSyndrome, Monday, 30 December 2024 02:36 (eight months ago)

Nope

calstars, Monday, 30 December 2024 02:48 (eight months ago)

49.5 on the Yachtski scale

Grape Fired At Czar From Crack Battery (President Keyes), Monday, 30 December 2024 02:49 (eight months ago)

city pop def a spiritual cousin to yacht rock

kendrick lamaze "to push a baby out" (m bison), Monday, 30 December 2024 02:56 (eight months ago)

I feel like the issue with transitioning to the MTV era was less about whether you were intrinsically "photogenic" than whether you were actually interested in attending to the new cultural demands around cultivating an image. I got the impression from the doc that some artists weren't able to make the leap because they simply didn't feel like it was their job to care about making music videos, or they didn't feel equipped to build a new set of skills. Meanwhile, others embraced it.

jaymc, Monday, 30 December 2024 06:08 (eight months ago)

a lot of the guys were originally session musicians if used being in the background, so it would make sense that they didn’t feel comfortable as “tv stars”

voodoo chili, Saturday, 4 January 2025 12:46 (eight months ago)

also, craig jenkins linked to this thread in his excellent new nymag article about yacht rock, luther vandross, and the boundaries of genre: https://www.vulture.com/article/luther-vandross-documentary-yacht-rock.html

voodoo chili, Saturday, 4 January 2025 12:47 (eight months ago)

you know who cleaned up well for the 80s? these guys. they were dirty hippies in their hit-making youth.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tt4cR9szMS8

scott seward, Saturday, 4 January 2025 14:33 (eight months ago)

i mean all those rockers were dirty hippies at the beginning. but some people really washed the stench off.

scott seward, Saturday, 4 January 2025 14:33 (eight months ago)

just once it'd be great to hear one of these guys go "in the 90s, VH1 came along and completely saved my career - all of a sudden, i could reach my same old audience! and you if you were a fresh young good looking kid with a 'cool' haircut, you'd never make it!"

Michael Bolton to thread.

the talented mr pimply (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 4 January 2025 14:39 (eight months ago)

I'm glad Craig cited Brenda Russell -- women are too often left out of this tale, and Russell's first two albums are among my favorites from this era.

Kudos too for citing this Luther jam. Check out the first 30 seconds:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=de0R9UCyuas

the talented mr pimply (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 4 January 2025 14:46 (eight months ago)

brenda russell had a talking head in the yacht roc doc, and i think the quote craig cites in his article is from that interview

voodoo chili, Saturday, 4 January 2025 15:07 (eight months ago)

A while back, AllMusic did this feature where they had a bunch of writers list their favorite "yacht rock" albums of all time or something. Andy Kellman just listed a bunch of smooth r&b albums and was sort of like like "why is yacht rock called rock, it's just white dudes doing r&b".

brimstead, Saturday, 4 January 2025 16:15 (eight months ago)

Tbf that’s what rock’n’roll is too

Grape Fired At Czar From Crack Battery (President Keyes), Saturday, 4 January 2025 17:32 (eight months ago)

lol troof

brimstead, Saturday, 4 January 2025 19:27 (eight months ago)

lol! #HeGotchaThere

scott seward, Saturday, 4 January 2025 20:20 (eight months ago)

The OGs did a women of yacht episode in 2016
https://open.spotify.com/episode/6aJArQWK13r1YMwApRA3VE?si=49-rKIvOTvWQaPc33PBCiQ

calstars, Saturday, 4 January 2025 22:38 (eight months ago)

two months pass...

Well hey! https://sites.libsyn.com/483276/choochoos

Vaguely Threatening CAPTCHAs, Thursday, 20 March 2025 15:47 (five months ago)

alright!

Iza Duffus Hardy (President Keyes), Thursday, 20 March 2025 15:50 (five months ago)


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