interesting article from Washington City Paper

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http://www.washingtoncitypaper.com/special/artcover070805.html

your thoughts, pls.

veronica moser (veronica moser), Friday, 8 July 2005 18:13 (twenty years ago)

No, they point to the fact that real rock critics are fighting for space and that informed opinions are underpaid and underutilized in mainstream media outlets.

hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 8 July 2005 18:37 (twenty years ago)

I've hated this guy's rock writing since _Option_. He makes Klosterman look like Lester fucking Bangs.

mike a, Friday, 8 July 2005 18:43 (twenty years ago)

“They’re scenester dilettante guys,” says one longtime indie-rock publicist. “It’s exciting for them to have a piece of it. They just want to go to a party with Karen O.…They’re not music people.”

b'angelo, Friday, 8 July 2005 18:48 (twenty years ago)

(having said that, the death of rockcrit as gatekeeper is good news - i just can't stand this dude's writing style)

mike a, Friday, 8 July 2005 18:49 (twenty years ago)

it's good news in a sense, tho the authors he cites are generally pretty clueless.

hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 8 July 2005 18:50 (twenty years ago)

ie. the targets of the article are worth destroying, but the article itself is filled with a lot of poorly written, poorly thought-out (or perhaps un-thought-out) assumptions.

hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 8 July 2005 18:51 (twenty years ago)

I used to work for the Washington City Paper, and can confirm the "underpaid" bit.

But I don't think Jason Cherkis deserves much sympathy about "fighting for space," not in this day and age, and not if that's what he's going to do with what space he gets.

The Mad Puffin (The Mad Puffin), Friday, 8 July 2005 18:52 (twenty years ago)

"Here's where I prove again why editors would rather hire someone with marquee value to write about the new Coldplay record."

Huk-L (Huk-L), Friday, 8 July 2005 18:54 (twenty years ago)

since he makes fun of writers with boring taste who listen to Wilco and Sleater-Kinney, here's a year-end top 10 by the author of the article, which has...Wilco and Sleater-Kinney on it:

http://www.washingtoncitypaper.com/special/2002top20/jcherkis_2002top20.html

Al (sitcom), Friday, 8 July 2005 18:54 (twenty years ago)

well, he's right that Sasha Frere-Jones is the only good high profile music writer. he's wrong (or misguided) about other stuff, though: I think he just ognores the obvious point that most writing about music sucks, whether it's by Rick Moody or a hack reviewer for Magnet, Pitchfork, City Paper, or wherever.

Of course there are rare exceptions, and I bet they appear scattered across a pretty wide distribution of writer-types -- fiction writers included. I don't know for sure, though.

Hurlothrumbo (hurlothrumbo), Friday, 8 July 2005 18:56 (twenty years ago)

Oh, but this is far from his worst - seek out his Option pieces on twee bands and, uh, bands from poor backgrounds, for two of the all-time worst writing.

mike a, Friday, 8 July 2005 18:57 (twenty years ago)

He like Calvin Johnson?

Huk-L (Huk-L), Friday, 8 July 2005 18:57 (twenty years ago)

Aside from the narcissistic prose, these authors share with Eggers a lack of desire to engage with any culture outside their own alt-pop, college-rock, new-folk, Time-Life-classics orbit. In a recent Dusted feature, Moody praised the Roots’ Phrenology thus: “I know this isn’t their most recent album, The Tipping Point, but that album has too much drum machine on it. I dislike drum machines. In fact, I am resistant to most hip-hop, because I like melody.”

Sounds like any old music critic to me...

Candicissima (candicissima), Friday, 8 July 2005 18:58 (twenty years ago)

I kind of like some parts of the article actually, but it feels like it touches on too many things that aren't really that related and have been written about in better ways recently -- lit celebs turned critics, the Believer comp, the power of Pitchfork, SFJ, etc. -- without really connecting them that well.

Al (sitcom), Friday, 8 July 2005 18:59 (twenty years ago)

there's plenty of problems with that article, but man do I love a good Eggers-bashing.

miccio (miccio), Friday, 8 July 2005 18:59 (twenty years ago)

I was actually interviewed by this guy for the article but I guess I didn't realy give him much to work with. He seemed like an okay guy but most the conversation seemed like him baiting me to say something outrageously nasty about Rick Moody et al. I indulged him a bit because that Rick Moody S-K thing is mindblowingly awful...

Matthew C Perpetua (inca), Friday, 8 July 2005 19:00 (twenty years ago)

It was interesting to find out that the Arcade Fire had sold 165,000 copies - I knew it was popular, but not to that extent.

mike a, Friday, 8 July 2005 19:00 (twenty years ago)

I assumed it had sold more!

miccio (miccio), Friday, 8 July 2005 19:01 (twenty years ago)

Oh god. I remember the "cuddlecore" issue of Option.

I'm about to puke right now.

"Remember that smiles are for free! :D EEEEEEEEEEEE!"

donut e- (donut), Friday, 8 July 2005 19:01 (twenty years ago)

Not much more, but I figured it would have crossed 250,000 by now.

x-post

miccio (miccio), Friday, 8 July 2005 19:02 (twenty years ago)

I could tell from the fact that the word "rockist" pops up 1/10th into the article that this guy has swallowed a big gulp of the nu-crit kool aid, whether he got it from blogs or ILM or elsewhere. (xp so it's not surprising at all that he contacted Matthew for the article!)

Al (sitcom), Friday, 8 July 2005 19:03 (twenty years ago)

yeah it's funny to call other people out for being "rockist" when you're championing "authentic" rock critics!

hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 8 July 2005 19:07 (twenty years ago)

ie. he swallowed the kool-aid but never, uh, ingested it? or something.

hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 8 July 2005 19:08 (twenty years ago)

Oh wait - there is one trace of me in that article.

Moody, though, is a much better writer than the average blogger or Webzine contributor, a clutch of whom have dubbed the author “douchetarded.” The future of rock criticism may indeed be online, but the writing is still made by a thousand Baby Bangses. Especially at sites like Pitchfork, which presents its inimitable pastiche of gushing, snarky, and ill-wrought five days a week.

That "douchetarded" thing came from a private discussion group thread that I forwarded to him. I had started a thread about the S-K thing called "Rick Moody: Rockist Douchebag or Just Plain Retarded?" and a friend of mine suggested that he might be "douchetarded."

Matthew C Perpetua (inca), Friday, 8 July 2005 19:15 (twenty years ago)

Hornby and Eggers deserve all the abuse they can get, and the article generally is correct; but he's wrong about that Lethem piece in the New Yorker, which is indulgent bullshit worthy of Eggers, and totally wrong in lamenting The Death of the Rock Crit as if was rockcrit was the great auk. Sure there's lots of crap published on blogs and fanzines, but there's as much bad criticism online as there is in print. It's in blogs that I've also read some of the most beautiful critical writing of the last two years.

Alfred Soto (Alfred Soto), Friday, 8 July 2005 19:20 (twenty years ago)

I would give up hope for the Great Rock Critic if it wasn't for guys on message boards using words like "Douchetarded." Bangs lives! Lives on!

miccio (miccio), Friday, 8 July 2005 19:25 (twenty years ago)

I realize he's saying Moody is better, mind you.

miccio (miccio), Friday, 8 July 2005 19:27 (twenty years ago)

The same pseudo-phenomenon is happening in filmcrit too. Besides a couple of middle to late-middle aged totems like David Thomson, David Denby, Anthony Lane, Stephanie Zancharek – film's equivalent of Sasha, Xgau, Marcus et al – you have an online world as fecund as the print world.

Alfred Soto (Alfred Soto), Friday, 8 July 2005 19:30 (twenty years ago)

I know Jason a little, and I like his writing. He's a hell of a good reporter on crime/social issues/that sort of thing. And I think his takedowns of Moody, Eggers and Hornby are pretty much otm and also right in line with conventional ILM wisdom, so I'm not sure why people are beefing with the article. (Apart from the obvious navel-gazeyness of music writers writing about music writers. But if something like the City Paper wants to publish that, more power to 'em.)

gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Friday, 8 July 2005 19:34 (twenty years ago)

It was interesting to find out that the Arcade Fire had sold 165,000 copies - I knew it was popular, but not to that extent.

it would probably be more if it werent for those pesky filesharers!

maria tessa sciarrino (theoreticalgirl), Friday, 8 July 2005 19:36 (twenty years ago)

ecrasez l'înfame!

Alfred Soto (Alfred Soto), Friday, 8 July 2005 19:39 (twenty years ago)

Grrr Eggers.

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Friday, 8 July 2005 19:40 (twenty years ago)

yeah, gypsy otm. Other than the bad journalistic habit of looking for lazy overaching themes and questionable polarities, nothing he said hasn't been said before on this site a hundred times.

Alfred Soto (Alfred Soto), Friday, 8 July 2005 19:41 (twenty years ago)

I mean seriously just reading that Pixies thing alone makes me grind my teeth in hatred.

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Friday, 8 July 2005 19:42 (twenty years ago)

I liked the article. Even though the hipster-Eggers-McSweeneys-Pitchfork culture has been ripped apart ad nauseum and it's hardly news, it's still fucking annoying.

PB, Friday, 8 July 2005 19:44 (twenty years ago)

I think the big problem with this article is simply the concept of "real" rock critics, as noted at the very top of the thread.

miccio (miccio), Friday, 8 July 2005 19:47 (twenty years ago)

it isn't that bad, but really it's just funny to me that he spends 2200 words basically griping about other people "blow[ing] big word-counts". everytime I read something as unnecessarily long as this in the Washington CP, I'm reminded how generous they are with space, and that I should probably try to write for them, as longwinded as I am.

Al (sitcom), Friday, 8 July 2005 19:48 (twenty years ago)

The "real rock critic" phrasing might be unfortunate, but I don't think there's anything wrong with distinguishing between people for whom music writing is a craft (like Jason talking about learning from expierience, editors, etc.) and people for whom it's a fanboy sideline they are allowed to indulge in high-profile places because of their other non-music-related writing. It's like the difference between people who write children's books for a living and Madonna and John Travolta deciding they want to write a children's book too.

gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Friday, 8 July 2005 19:54 (twenty years ago)

one more word out of you eggers, and youre going on report.

the idea of a "marquee rock critic" makes me throw up in my mouth a little bit.

JD from CDepot, Friday, 8 July 2005 19:56 (twenty years ago)

the idea of a "marquee rock critic" makes me throw up in my mouth a little bit.

True.


Also,

Taking Sides: David Eggers or Judd from Real World San Francisco?

PB, Friday, 8 July 2005 19:59 (twenty years ago)

if his point was that better writers are out there who aren't getting acknowledged, he probably should have highlighted a few. As it stands it looks like the problem is just that some people are getting to wax asspoetic about indie rock despite having success in other fields, and that those with no other 'talents' are aggrieved.

miccio (miccio), Friday, 8 July 2005 20:02 (twenty years ago)

hahahahhaha Judd. no question.

i mean, i admired "heartbreaking work" for about 10 minutes while reading it (and basically only for the title.) but it just sucks, and if i have one more english teacher or fellow student tell me that its the future of literature, im gonna go nuts.

(of course, no one really talks too much about eggers now, im referring to a couple of years ago)

JD from CDepot, Friday, 8 July 2005 20:05 (twenty years ago)

I didn't see what was so bad about this article. I found it rather interesting, and his writing style seemed fine. What's so wrong about his style?

blonde, Friday, 8 July 2005 20:08 (twenty years ago)

Why do people still talk about David Eggers anyway?

PB, Friday, 8 July 2005 21:35 (twenty years ago)

I'll give Cherkis this: he's at least as bad as the writing he seeks to bring to your attention.

Tantrum The Cat (Tantrum The Cat), Friday, 8 July 2005 21:41 (twenty years ago)

. Besides a couple of middle to late-middle aged totems like David Thomson, David Denby, Anthony Lane, Stephanie Zancharek – film's equivalent of Sasha, Xgau, Marcus et al – you have an online world as fecund as the print world.

David Denby?!

C0L1N B... (C0L1N B...), Friday, 8 July 2005 22:10 (twenty years ago)

The piece is really petulant, but I can understand where it comes from. Let me try to put his basic complaint into a different context: how would the political editor of a magazine respond to me asking to cover the congressional session? Probably not well, because I'm not a political writer and I have no background in the topic. The thing that rankles a lot of people who write about music for a living about this isn't that the writing is always bad or that name people are muscling in on their territory. (One thing Cherkis doesn't bother noting is that some of these writers did write about music before they got famous--Lethem profiled Jonathan Richman in '96 for Tower's Pulse, and Sarah Vowell was a full-time rock critic prior to doing NPR.) It's that music writing, good or bad, is a beat, like any other facet of journalism. Ostensibly, anyone can write about it, just like anyone can write about movies, but someone who knows the subject well is more likely to bring the right kind of context to it.

Matos-Webster Dictionary (M Matos), Friday, 8 July 2005 22:19 (twenty years ago)

Anyway, as McSweeney's-bashing goes, Robert Lanham's thing in this new book Bookmark Now is waaaay better done.

Matos-Webster Dictionary (M Matos), Friday, 8 July 2005 22:21 (twenty years ago)

i liked the piece!

charltonlido (gareth), Friday, 8 July 2005 22:22 (twenty years ago)

oh, some of it is very OTM.

Matos-Webster Dictionary (M Matos), Friday, 8 July 2005 22:25 (twenty years ago)

And then there's stuff like this:

According to Nielsen Soundscan figures, Pitchfork faves have done quite well with minimal mainstream press coverage. The Fiery Furnaces’ Blueberry Boat sold 30,000 copies. Broken Social Scene’s You Forgot It in People sold 75,000. And the Arcade Fire’s Funeral, Pitchfork’s favorite album of last year, sold 167,000 units.

how ironic for Cherkis to be celebrating "huge numbers" in book-sales terms, not record-sales terms.

“In most cases, the rock critic finds out about it after the average Insound or Pitchfork or blog reader knows about it.”

because "the Pitchfork writer" isn't "a rock critic." gotcha.

Matos-Webster Dictionary (M Matos), Friday, 8 July 2005 22:31 (twenty years ago)

This is an awfully confused and confusing piece -- Long pieces are good, different perspectives are good, literary writers are better writers than most, and they have different perspectives than other critics, but they are bad. Huh? Pitchfork is "enormously" influential (i.e., apparently capable of shifting quantities of units that are completely sub-commercial but unquestionably greater than zero) and has long pieces, but they are not stylish, so Pitchfork is bad, too. Huh? The New Yorker is good except when Nick Hornby writes in it? But what really irks me is the number of sheer, well, errors.

F'rinstance, "Being effusive on the merits of the Mekons or the sonic digressions of Wilco offers a benefit you can’t get from writing for the New York Times Book Review: a bigger audience, one that may buy that Wilco book and read that tedious essay." Does this guy have any idea what the circulation of the NYT Book Review is? More people read that every week than Wilco has sold copies of every CD it has ever released -- probably twice or more as many. If everyone who cared about the Mekons were subtracted from the readership no one would notice. The audience for literary rock criticism may be different from the audience for the NYT Book Review, but it sure as hell ain't BIGGER.

And how about this: "'Peer opinion and access to peer opinion have been so elevated and multiplied that people tend to know about [records] from a trusted voice before the rock critic even does. In most cases, the rock critic finds out about it after the average Insound or Pitchfork or blog reader knows about it.'” Granted, that's a quote from someone else, but it is presented for the truth of the assertion, and it's flat-out nuts.

Then: "[The New Yorker] respects in-house rock critic Sasha Frere-Jones enough to give him room to write long. He’s allowed to follow his ear, covering everything from semi-obscure grime to MF Doom to Keren Ann, all of which he’s required to make accessible to an audience that’s probably more likely to buy The Mussorgsky Reader than any book about Wilco." Say what? I can't back this up scientifically, but among the New Yorker readers I know -- mid-double digits of them, at least -- the ratio of recent Wilco-related purchases to Mussorgsky-related purchases is infinite.

It's a matter of opinion, not fact, but I find the attack on Nick Hornby's Kid A review completely stupid. Hornby wasn't "rejecting a critic's basic job description" in pointing out that liking Kid A required a lot of work; he was communicating -- accurately -- information that was of value to the audience for whom he was writing. Just like a Pitchfork writer does. And, as far as I am concerned -- as someone who is Hornby's age and not so far off from him in taste -- he had Radiohead's appeal and recordings nailed. In my experience, people who do not have time to sit and listen to something repeatedly for days tend not to care much for post-OK Computer Radiohead. Kid A is a record that the boys my teenage daughter hangs out with like (or, more accurately, they liked it several years ago, when they were . . . 16).

But here is the nub of the article: "Fewer words to change the way someone thinks about how and why art is made and experienced—which is, after all, the real purpose of criticism."

Says who? I mean, I happen to like the Walters Pater and Benjamin a lot, and I used to like Greil Marcus sometimes when he was coherent. But I am not ready to change the way I think about how and why art is made and experienced every time I take Entertainment Weekly into the loo with me. Sometimes, I just want some help in filtering the crush of stuff clamoring for my attention -- since radio is useless anymore, and my kids don't always talk to me -- so that I can have a higher chance of hearing stuff that I find interesting or enjoyable or, yes, challenging when I have the time to listen. Sometimes I want the comfort of having my prejudices confirmed and reflected back to me. Sometimes I just want to read a good story by a good writer, whether it's about music or something else. Sometimes, a good quip or putdown will suffice. J.D. Constantine can be a pretty good critic, too, even when he doesn't "write long".

Vornado, Friday, 8 July 2005 22:35 (twenty years ago)

Could a proponent of the 'nu-crit' school of thought (which seems to be most of ILM) say what bothers them about Eggers-style self-indulgence in music criticism? If it's not right in a magazine, or even online (I've seen no love for and a fair amount of loathing of Brent DiCrescenzo here in my time lurking), is there any suitable arena for this? I might check out this Robert Lanham guy, but till then could someone explain the hate to me?

Ogmor Roundtrouser (Ogmor Roundtrouser), Friday, 8 July 2005 22:48 (twenty years ago)

One links listening to Belle & Sebastian with feeling empathy for African-American slaves

Wow. I guess there is a bigger Twee/Blues connection than was previously reported by scientists.

Cunga (Cunga), Friday, 8 July 2005 23:00 (twenty years ago)

Could a proponent of the 'nu-crit' school of thought (which seems to be most of ILM) say what bothers them about Eggers-style self-indulgence in music criticism?

Uh... I'm sure there's a whole lot of relevant threads. Search "rockism." Or just search Eggers and Hornby. I don't think it's the self-indulgence, per se. It has do with received wisdom and assumptions about critical criteria.

gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Friday, 8 July 2005 23:23 (twenty years ago)

It's not so much about it in criticism, per se, it's about self-indulgent writing in whatever manifestation. I can go lots of ways on this; like anything, some self-indulgence is interesting and some is not. (I make no claims about the interestingness of my own.) But there's a lot of twerpy cutesiness in that area, I find. Cherkis uses some good examples, e.g. Moody on Bowie: ("[It] just might restore him to his position of eminence at those American high school dances." "American high school dances" is precious enough as is, but "those American high school dances" is the kind of pseudo-wide-eyed naivete that'd make Leo Buscaglia blush.

Matos-Webster Dictionary (M Matos), Friday, 8 July 2005 23:49 (twenty years ago)

Could a proponent of the 'nu-crit' school of thought (which seems to be most of ILM) say what bothers them about Eggers-style self-indulgence in music criticism?

I'm not too familiar with Egger's work but what bothers me about a lot of the "self-indulgent" types is that usually people can get so caught up in the "music I like is really an extension of myself" idea that the critic will like and dismiss music based on what kind of person it would make them if they liked/disliked it, and not on the actual music. In other words the reviews turn into massive circle-jerks with lots of "What am I saying about myself when I like certain artists and genres?" attitudes.

Cunga (Cunga), Saturday, 9 July 2005 00:50 (twenty years ago)

I can see how someone might not be smitten with quotes like that, but it's clear enough and I find it strange that it would annoy someone or really distract them. You call it naive, but couldn't you equally argue you might be a bit jaded and cynical?

A lot of writers I really enjoy are fairly entertained by their own indulgences, and while I might not always feel like joining in on the fun (OK, I always do), it'd be pretty self-conscious and grumpy to be annoyed at even being asked.

And regarding Cunga's post - so you're saying the "music I like is really an extension of myself" idea is different from and less important than the "actual music"?

Ogmor Roundtrouser (Ogmor Roundtrouser), Saturday, 9 July 2005 01:06 (twenty years ago)

I cheered the Moody/Eggers bashing too -- totally OTM. I feel like their crap music writing is an extension of this general back-scratching hype culture that they inhabit, where everyone proclaims everyone else "The best young writer of his generation" on book jackets.

The piece does indeed get confused though. Part of the problem here is that while he establishes that Eggers and Moody may not know shit about music, he doesn't make clear what the criteria ought to be for the job. Who does have a right to be a music critic, by his standards? Cretins like Lester Bangs?

Hurting (Hurting), Saturday, 9 July 2005 01:32 (twenty years ago)

I can see how someone might not be smitten with quotes like that, but it's clear enough and I find it strange that it would annoy someone or really distract them. You call it naive, but couldn't you equally argue you might be a bit jaded and cynical?

If finding adults who use neo-Winnie the Pooh phrasing makes me so, that's fine with me.

Matos-Webster Dictionary (M Matos), Saturday, 9 July 2005 01:35 (twenty years ago)

sorry, that should be "If finding adults who use neo-Winnie the Pooh phrasing irritating makes me so, that's fine with me."

Matos-Webster Dictionary (M Matos), Saturday, 9 July 2005 01:36 (twenty years ago)

ps I really like Lethem, though.

Hurting (Hurting), Saturday, 9 July 2005 01:38 (twenty years ago)

the worst part of motherless brooklyn was the hero's Prince-love.

that piece wasn't bad. there need to be more like it. i have never seen egger's spin column. those quotes petrified me.

scott seward (scott seward), Saturday, 9 July 2005 01:41 (twenty years ago)

haha the Prince thing was the best part of the book! (I love that book, btw; haven't read Fortress yet though)

Matos-Webster Dictionary (M Matos), Saturday, 9 July 2005 01:43 (twenty years ago)

I really liked the "liner notes" in the middle of Fortress of Solitude. I actually didn't know he had previously done music writing, but I kind of assumed it after reading that book.

Anyway, I also don't mind writers complaining about space being taken up by celebrities who don't know what they're talking about rather than by music writers who do. As long as that line is clear.

Hurting (Hurting), Saturday, 9 July 2005 01:44 (twenty years ago)

I think he only did one or two pieces, but he did them before he became a "name," per se. (He's obviously done more since.)

Matos-Webster Dictionary (M Matos), Saturday, 9 July 2005 01:45 (twenty years ago)

I've started Fortress many times...meanwhile I love Motherless Brooklyn. Lethem is one of those writers who's more effective the less he tries.

Alfred Soto (Alfred Soto), Saturday, 9 July 2005 01:46 (twenty years ago)

Then again, I might have missed some context there re: "those American blah blah"--if he'd been talking about U.S. HS dances prior to that, Moody's phrasing would've stood out far less. By itself is a different thing.

Matos-Webster Dictionary (M Matos), Saturday, 9 July 2005 01:47 (twenty years ago)

I liked his books before Motherless too, though I haven't yet read Amnesia Moon. I've always thought his short story "Vanilla Dunk" was a great piece of music writing that wasn't (strictly) about music. (It's about basketball.)

Matos-Webster Dictionary (M Matos), Saturday, 9 July 2005 01:48 (twenty years ago)

i remember the Prince stuff bothering me for some reason. it felt tacked on. like it could have been anyone.

for the record: my all-time favorite literary musical obsession would be the judy henske-love in andrew vachss' Burke books.

scott seward (scott seward), Saturday, 9 July 2005 01:53 (twenty years ago)

Lethem also wrote that great Go-Betweens piece in 2000 too.

Alfred Soto (Alfred Soto), Saturday, 9 July 2005 01:57 (twenty years ago)

Not much of that stuff can really be described as neo-Winnie The Pooh phrasing. Does that high school dances line really leap out and bother you?

Ogmor Roundtrouser (Ogmor Roundtrouser), Saturday, 9 July 2005 01:57 (twenty years ago)

Lethem seems to have a clue. I more can't stand it when you get Nick Hornby coming on and saying, "I've got to tell you about this fantastic new songwriter I've just discovered. Her name is ... Alicia Keys."

Hurting (Hurting), Saturday, 9 July 2005 01:58 (twenty years ago)

it's "those American high school dances." the first two words leap out; if you're an American talking to other Americans (and presumably Moody was doing that) they're unnecessary. it's like having an aunt pinch your cheek when you're 30.

Matos-Webster Dictionary (M Matos), Saturday, 9 July 2005 02:00 (twenty years ago)

and again, I feel bad even bringing it up because I'm reading it out of context. but pretty much all the Moody-on-music I've read has rubbed me that way--see his Magnetic Fields thing in The Believer.

Matos-Webster Dictionary (M Matos), Saturday, 9 July 2005 02:01 (twenty years ago)

It really does sound forced, especially coming from an American. It's like saying "Could you get me some of those American potato chips?"

But the line is also just terrible because it's a ridiculous exaggeration.

Hurting (Hurting), Saturday, 9 July 2005 02:02 (twenty years ago)

I liked this part:
“This is to say that you should not be afraid of new things, dear reader, which in this case amounts to a really much more ambitious idea of how the studio can be used,” Moody writes in full hype mode. Why the warning? If the record really does jam like Led Zeppelin II, then it’s going to sound like seventh grade. That’s baseball cards, bar mitzvahs, and a lot of old-school comfort food on the classic-rock station. Nothing too scary. Nothing we need Rick Moody to prepare us for.

Hurting (Hurting), Saturday, 9 July 2005 02:05 (twenty years ago)

I had this argument last night w/a friend who didn't think I was being fair to Jonathan Safran-Foer because magazine essay of his I'd read a few years ago made me decide I didn't like his writing. She pushed Everything Is Illuminated into my hands; I tried a random middle page and the first page, and put the book down after about five minutes, unable to take the tweeness of it. I have very little patience with what I perceive to be self-consciously "written" writing, where phrases stand out for not just being out of the ordinary but pushed really hard to be made that way, until it sounds unnecessarily cutesy and precious.

Matos-Webster Dictionary (M Matos), Saturday, 9 July 2005 02:06 (twenty years ago)

Yup.

Hurting (Hurting), Saturday, 9 July 2005 02:09 (twenty years ago)

Actually, come to think of it!!!!!, the greatest literary Prince reference of all time is in Don Quixote by Kathy Acker! AND, it was a late-80's interview with Kathy Acker, wherein she mentioned that the scariest letter she ever received was from Andrew Vachss, that turned me on to Andrew Vachss! AND, it was his books that turned me into a judy henske fanatic. AND, Kathy Acker wrote novels and recorded an album with the Mekons. AND, she died with her fuckin' boots on.

You just need the right writer. Joy Williams (one of my idols) on Wendy O. Williams in Spin = brilliant. There is more than that too. These dweebs will go away eventually. (er, eggers, and moody and hornby and the like.)

what is more important, to me, is that someone quickly publish a reader entitled: Essays & Reviews About Bruce Springsteen, For Someone Who Wouldn't Mind Reading A Little About The Boss, You Know, Out Of Curiousity, That Won't Make You Want To Stab Yourself In The Eyes With Knitting Needles. (This, after reading last week's NYT Book Review. Or not reading it actually. I gave up.)


sorry, i'm going to bed, i swear. it was a long day.

scott seward (scott seward), Saturday, 9 July 2005 02:09 (twenty years ago)

The whole McSweeney's/Believer/young literary sensation thing smacks of lifestyle marketing, which is part of why I grimmace when I see these guys reviewing music. I feel like what they're really saying is not "this is what's interesting/important/problematic about album x" but rather "this music is approved for use with McSweeney's products."

Hurting (Hurting), Saturday, 9 July 2005 02:14 (twenty years ago)

I liked this part:
“This is to say that you should not be afraid of new things, dear reader, which in this case amounts to a really much more ambitious idea of how the studio can be used,” Moody writes in full hype mode. Why the warning? If the record really does jam like Led Zeppelin II, then it’s going to sound like seventh grade. That’s baseball cards, bar mitzvahs, and a lot of old-school comfort food on the classic-rock station. Nothing too scary. Nothing we need Rick Moody to prepare us for.

Exactly! A lot of this writing seems so divorced from everyday culture, either out of entitlement or embarrassment or some combination, and given that populism is a kind of dividing line for how pop music is often talked about (who it appeals to and why, for example), approaching it that way is just awkward, if not condescending.

And I am TOTALLY for good writing about music from whatever quarter--Scott OTM on JW on WOW. Thomas Beller in Spin on Malkmus in '01 was also great. Etc. I'm for more of that, lots more. Just the ones who have a knack for it.

Matos-Webster Dictionary (M Matos), Saturday, 9 July 2005 02:14 (twenty years ago)

or Scott Seward on Baltimore club music. ;-)

Matos-Webster Dictionary (M Matos), Saturday, 9 July 2005 02:15 (twenty years ago)

The whole McSweeney's/Believer/young literary sensation thing smacks of lifestyle marketing, which is part of why I grimmace when I see these guys reviewing music. I feel like what they're really saying is not "this is what's interesting/important/problematic about album x" but rather "this music is approved for use with McSweeney's products."

hahaha OTMFM!

Matos-Webster Dictionary (M Matos), Saturday, 9 July 2005 02:16 (twenty years ago)

Eggers, Foer, Moody, and David Foster Wallace represent some of the worst strains in modern writing. The insufferable self-consciousness that paralyzes a lot of their writing creeps into their critical prose too.

Lethem and Jonathan Franzen are the only ones who seem to remember that it's important to tell a story.

Alfred Soto (Alfred Soto), Saturday, 9 July 2005 02:16 (twenty years ago)

I actually really like what I've read of DFW, but I agree about him being a bad influence. He's the Bowie of modern lit!

Matos-Webster Dictionary (M Matos), Saturday, 9 July 2005 02:17 (twenty years ago)

It's certainly not impossible for a great writer to also know enough about music to be able to write decent music crit -- it's not like we're talking about having Dennis Hopper do a guest spot as second baseman for the Mets. I just dislike it when it's purely celebrity or hipness-driven.

Hurting (Hurting), Saturday, 9 July 2005 02:18 (twenty years ago)

Actually, Matos, it's not that the McSweeneys ignore everyday culture; rather, there's too much STUFF in their prose. It's overpacked, filled to the brim. "Culture" is like a buffet dinner: they gotta eat everything to get their money's worth. Their eyes and ears record everything, while their brains are disconnected. Their ability to record impressions is disconnected from thought.

Alfred Soto (Alfred Soto), Saturday, 9 July 2005 02:18 (twenty years ago)

I also liked Eggers before he decided he was "important" (approximately around the time Heartbreaking Work came out--I actually liked that book).

Matos-Webster Dictionary (M Matos), Saturday, 9 July 2005 02:18 (twenty years ago)

(xpost)

Matos-Webster Dictionary (M Matos), Saturday, 9 July 2005 02:19 (twenty years ago)

xpost I like DFW also. It's Moody and Eggers I want to pillory! And mainly Eggers! I even kind of liked The Ice Storm!

Hurting (Hurting), Saturday, 9 July 2005 02:19 (twenty years ago)

That's sort of what I'm saying, though, Alfred. It's the disconnection that rankles, not the lack of interest in what they're talking about.

Matos-Webster Dictionary (M Matos), Saturday, 9 July 2005 02:21 (twenty years ago)

So this sort of writing is embarassing? And insulting? Would you grant that, like your aunt and her cheek-pinching, self-indulgent writers are ignorant of the distress they cause the sensitive minds of the ILMer, and that they're well-intentioned? I just don't get put off by things like that. When something seems generally of an immensely positive, uncynical and celebratory nature, I read things like that at worst as not-actually-fun playfulness, not as am reprehensible act of smugness they're trying to exclude anyone from. If everyone's invited to join in the fun of a remark that tries and fails to be clever, does that negate the merit of the piece of writing as a whole?

Ogmor Roundtrouser (Ogmor Roundtrouser), Saturday, 9 July 2005 02:22 (twenty years ago)

i like DFW when he does the dictionary/word-nerd essays. those are great.

scott seward (scott seward), Saturday, 9 July 2005 02:24 (twenty years ago)

Moody and Eggers would probably admit that disconnection is precisely the effect they want to create. It's what I hate most about them: you want to argue empirically and they resort to post-modernist shenanigans. Ugh.

Alfred Soto (Alfred Soto), Saturday, 9 July 2005 02:24 (twenty years ago)

(xpost)

And DFW wrote a useful David Lynch essay for Premiere around the time Lost Highway was in production. While it was a compedium of his usual tics (endless footnotes, asides, shrugs) it was fantastic and thoughtful.

Alfred Soto (Alfred Soto), Saturday, 9 July 2005 02:25 (twenty years ago)

It's too late. His disciples will carry on his teachings.

(From a recent McSweeney's "Short Essay on (a) Favorite Song":

The most beautiful and most heartbreaking moment in all recorded music occurs approximately one minute and 36 seconds into the second movement. In that moment, a soft descending piano backed by sustained strings, Mr. Beethoven seems to have captured all that is beautiful and tragic about what it is to be a human being. Don't listen to it in public unless you are prepared to cry like a baby. It was there in my bed, with tears pooling on my pillow, that I realized that if something so perfect could exist, then the world must be worth living for.

Hurting (Hurting), Saturday, 9 July 2005 02:25 (twenty years ago)

So then "Mr" Beethoven's music is...a beautiful, heartbreaking work of staggering genius?

Alfred Soto (Alfred Soto), Saturday, 9 July 2005 02:28 (twenty years ago)

"I read things like that at worst as not-actually-fun playfulness, not as am reprehensible act of smugness they're trying to exclude anyone from."

maybe people just have to stop calling the moody/hornby type stuff "criticism". they are mostly just tributes from humble servants.

scott seward (scott seward), Saturday, 9 July 2005 02:29 (twenty years ago)


so you're saying the "music I like is really an extension of myself" idea is different from and less important than the "actual music"?

this may or may not directly address this, but i tend to get really aggravated when writers try to use personal experience as a measurement/justification of an album's worth (ie: "The Talking Heads were there for me when Sharon left, filling in the spaces where she used to walk, speaking the words I had forgotten how to say".) This seems to be a fairly consistent crime in all of the Eggers SPIN columns I've read. The christian music magazine CCM has a policy in their masthead that their reviewers will not appraise an album based on its "ministry value" (ie: 'this record will uplift your soul & bring you closer to god), and i actually think that's a rule-of-thumb more general music writers should consider employing.


I tend to like music criticism that's written by people who:

1) have heard a lot of music, and have some context for what it is they're telling me about.
2) write well without relying on cheap jokes or without getting too dry or highfalutin
3) have a coherent point about how the record relates to the culture at large, or can put the record in some sort of cultural context

PeopleFunnyBoy (PeopleFunnyBoy), Saturday, 9 July 2005 02:29 (twenty years ago)

and they are usually filled with all kinds of cliches that most critics try to avoid like the plague. like "avoid like the plague" for instance.

scott seward (scott seward), Saturday, 9 July 2005 02:31 (twenty years ago)

Actually, it occurred to me that a lot of the people writing those McSweeney's "essays" (I was about to call them "McEssays." Isn't that snotty of me?) are probably not even people who consider themselves professional writers, so maybe it's unfair of me to take shots at them.

Hurting (Hurting), Saturday, 9 July 2005 02:31 (twenty years ago)

x-post

with myself! okay, i'm going for real.

scott seward (scott seward), Saturday, 9 July 2005 02:31 (twenty years ago)

More music critics should read Edmund fuckin' Wilson.

Alfred Soto (Alfred Soto), Saturday, 9 July 2005 02:31 (twenty years ago)


This thread is updating too quickly for me to keep up with...

PeopleFunnyBoy (PeopleFunnyBoy), Saturday, 9 July 2005 02:33 (twenty years ago)

Ogmor: Yes, cutesy writing is embarrassing. Yes, positivity wrenched away from hard thinking can be an insult to the reader's intelligence. (In a medium of ideas, being told, "Don't think, feel" is absolutely an insult.) You then seem to ask if disliking the way a person writes therefore negates their writing itself; I'd answer that it's not that different than the way disliking a person's singing voice can ruin a well-played, well-arranged song.

I will also say that I liked Moody's Danielson Famile thing in The Believer music issue--not tonally or because I agreed with him, but because he had some interesting things to say about the nature of Christianity in art and in America today. I also think the piece would have been better at half the length.

Matos-Webster Dictionary (M Matos), Saturday, 9 July 2005 02:35 (twenty years ago)

christian music magazine CCM has a policy in their masthead that their reviewers will not appraise an album based on its "ministry value" (ie: 'this record will uplift your soul & bring you closer to god), and i actually think that's a rule-of-thumb more general music writers should consider employing.

I think I'm going to buy an issue of this magazine just because they're smart enough to have that rule.

Matos-Webster Dictionary (M Matos), Saturday, 9 July 2005 02:39 (twenty years ago)

i could have done without all that magical tape club stuff. sorry if anypne here is a member of the magical tape club. i'm sure it's a hoot.

scott seward (scott seward), Saturday, 9 July 2005 02:40 (twenty years ago)

"magical tape club"? whazzat?

Matos-Webster Dictionary (M Matos), Saturday, 9 July 2005 02:40 (twenty years ago)

didn't he first hear the danielson famile at a gathering of cd swappers and didn't he go on about it, or am i remembering wrong?

scott seward (scott seward), Saturday, 9 July 2005 02:42 (twenty years ago)

i agree about the christianity stuff though. that's where he plays to his strengths as a writer.

scott seward (scott seward), Saturday, 9 July 2005 02:43 (twenty years ago)

it was nowhere near that twee! it's a dozen friends who get together once a month and play two songs they're listening to a lot at the moment. it's actually the thing I liked best about the article! I wanna start one myself in Seattle.

Matos-Webster Dictionary (M Matos), Saturday, 9 July 2005 02:43 (twenty years ago)

see, i am just rotten and evil and cynical. Ogmor is right about me.

scott seward (scott seward), Saturday, 9 July 2005 02:45 (twenty years ago)

In all fairness, SFJ (the saint of the article) doesn't have a perfect record. I'd agree that he's the best high profile rock critic these days, but his New Yorker column has had some clunkers as well (though I wonder if that's due to editors/expectations). His Keren Ann Nolita review had some awfully precious moments, and the Slint piece got a little dramatic in the mood-setting beginning. I've seen hints of the Believer/McSweeneys tic that lead me to think that a lot of writers choose their favorite bands based on who they think would fit nicely into their next coctail party i.e. be sure not to invite anyone who might vomit on the microphone. That said, I tend to cut SFJ more slack as he does actually know what he's talking about on the level of band history/what bands sound like/etc.

dlp9001, Saturday, 9 July 2005 02:45 (twenty years ago)

oh and boo to the "if you don't like the art me and my friends are doing you're evil and cynical" line too, from whomever.

Matos-Webster Dictionary (M Matos), Saturday, 9 July 2005 02:48 (twenty years ago)

I think SFJ is a perfectly good writer, and yet I just haven't read a column of his that really connected with me. I remember his analysis of Norah Jones's appeal being pretty good. Maybe it's more his taste -- I could take or leave Keren Ann, and I can't stand the Mountain Goats, for example.

Hurting (Hurting), Saturday, 9 July 2005 02:48 (twenty years ago)

sasha is a good journalist AND he's a good music writer. It helps to be at least one or the other. i don't think these guys we are talking about are either. they do know how to write novels though. that's always good.

scott seward (scott seward), Saturday, 9 July 2005 02:49 (twenty years ago)

well, that's just it, Scott: they CAN'T write novels, Lethem excepted.

Alfred Soto (Alfred Soto), Saturday, 9 July 2005 02:51 (twenty years ago)

And Hornby, whose minor pleasures remind me of Stock Aitken Waterman productions. You think, "Ooh it's catchy, it's delicious...I've heard this before...and this...and this..."

Alfred Soto (Alfred Soto), Saturday, 9 July 2005 02:53 (twenty years ago)

Alfred, you're just evil and cynical.

Matos-Webster Dictionary (M Matos), Saturday, 9 July 2005 02:53 (twenty years ago)

haha I just made the mistake of googling "Veronica Moser"--whoops!

Matos-Webster Dictionary (M Matos), Saturday, 9 July 2005 02:54 (twenty years ago)

i remember liking the ice storm. partly that was my own nostalgia about growing up in connecticut in the 70's coming into play though. i love reading about stuff like that. and i liked high fidelity. but hornby just might be the worst famous novelist to write about music.

scott seward (scott seward), Saturday, 9 July 2005 02:55 (twenty years ago)

and meanwhile, on ILE:

David Sedaris, Douglas Rackoff & Sarah Vowell

scott seward (scott seward), Saturday, 9 July 2005 02:56 (twenty years ago)

Haha. I am but one of those critics who seek to dwell in the pages not pawed by 13-year-old boys trying to detect the dark shading that might be Jessica Alba’s nipple.

Alfred Soto (Alfred Soto), Saturday, 9 July 2005 02:57 (twenty years ago)

Just to engage with some other points people have made...

Hurting - 'I feel like what they're really saying is not "this is what's interesting/important/problematic about album x" but rather "this music is approved for use with McSweeney's products."'

I'm not particularly familiar with McSweeney's, although I've seen some of Egger's writing in Spin and I thought some of it was great. I'm not sure what to make of this criticism. You could level this charge at anyone you don't like who writes about the appeal the music they like has to them personally - if Nick Hornby loves Norah Jones for... uh... her warmth and homeliness, you could accuse him of just approving music that fits with the famous Hornby 'domestic' lifestyle (Hornby is quite happy with his novels being called "domestic", I believe). But it doesn't seem that outrageous that people might like things which fit in with their lifestyle. Are they coldly trying to sell you something, or are they just championing music you don't like? When Egger's talks about why he loves the Flaming Lips he does actually talk about what he thinks is important about the music, seemingly some idea about what attitude to life the Flaming Lips stand for. If you don't agree with the idea that music can represent a certain worldview or moral standpoint then fine, but that's a separate issue.

Matos - "A lot of this writing seems so divorced from everyday culture, either out of entitlement or embarrassment or some combination, and given that populism is a kind of dividing line for how pop music is often talked about (who it appeals to and why, for example), approaching it that way is just awkward, if not condescending."

I admit I don't really understand this. A lot of self-indulgent writing is divorced from everyday culture (ok), so it's not really populist? Or it makes little effort to meet the average reader half-way so it's "awkward, if not condescending"? You lost me a bit.

Alfred Soto - "...it's important to tell a story"

[This is a major tanget really, but what the hell] Why? Is what happens the most important thing in any novel?

As for the charge of being "intolerably self-conscious", is this because it's self-absorbed? With Eggers at least, I think it's a way of trying to be honest and upfront about everything.

And as for the thing about recorded impressions disconnected from thought, are you saying it's just raw unmediated impressions without any real reflection or ordering? And if so, is this always bad?

Ogmor Roundtrouser (Ogmor Roundtrouser), Saturday, 9 July 2005 03:01 (twenty years ago)

"And as for the thing about recorded impressions disconnected from thought, are you saying it's just raw unmediated impressions without any real reflection or ordering? And if so, is this always bad?"

Yes, always. Always. Always.

Alfred Soto (Alfred Soto), Saturday, 9 July 2005 03:03 (twenty years ago)

they should give chuck palahniuk (SP?) a column in spin. i wonder what he likes to listen to? i've been thinking about chuck palahniuk and clive barker a lot lately. and david sedaris and truman capote too. i actually read a palahniuk book (the one about the song that kills you) and it reminded me of reading the books of blood when i was a teen. and all four are gay too! i didn't even think of that. sedaris is the only one free of bloodlust though.

scott seward (scott seward), Saturday, 9 July 2005 03:04 (twenty years ago)

I will say for Ogmor that I like the name Ogmor.

But Matos is extra OTM about this: It's the disconnection that rankles, not the lack of interest in what they're talking about.

There is a deliberate disconnection from the culture in a lot of the writing being discussed here, a sense of not exactly feeling part of what they're writing about. Which is one reason I wouldn't in any way class DFW with Eggers et. al -- DFW is drenched in the culture, and unapologetically. Whereas Hornby and Eggers -- and to a lesser extent Sarah Vowell, although she doesn't bother me as much -- seem able to approach the culture only apologetically, to some degree. Like they find it all a little embarassing, and they have to go out of their way to assure you that this thing they're writing about (which is usually something like the Flaming Lips) is different than all that rubbishy kidstuff out there (which, ho ho, elbow-in-the-ribs, you know, old fogies like us just don't know much about). There's a presumed aloofness from the very thing they're deigning to consider.

gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Saturday, 9 July 2005 03:06 (twenty years ago)

What makes Eggers self-absorbed is that nothing in his content justifies the form; it also makes him decadent. I'd be willing to call him honest and upfront if his content and the form in which he expresses it reflected even a minimal engagement with the outside world. Too much of the McSweeneys' writing is redolent of the creative-writing workshop.

Alfred Soto (Alfred Soto), Saturday, 9 July 2005 03:07 (twenty years ago)

I enjoy Vowell, much the same way I enjoy prime Greil Marcus. You feel as if a febrile sensibility has been engaged by culture, and whose sensibility just hums with thought.

Alfred Soto (Alfred Soto), Saturday, 9 July 2005 03:08 (twenty years ago)

"There is a deliberate disconnection from the culture in a lot of the writing being discussed here"

You don't know from disconnection until you have read Murray Kempton on the Beatles. They really did look like bugs from where Murray the K was standing!

scott seward (scott seward), Saturday, 9 July 2005 03:09 (twenty years ago)

I'm not sure if it's referring to my comment upthread, but I would like to make clear that at no time did I say anything like this - "if you don't like the art me and my friends are doing you're evil and cynical". I did suggest seeing something as being wide-eyed naivity might equally be jaded cynicism on your part. I was just trying to underline the subjectivity of such judgements.

Matos - "disliking a person's singing voice can ruin a well-played, well-arranged song". Fair enough, but if someone asked you if the song itself was any good, what would you say?

People Funny Boy - I like to know where a writer is coming from, otherwise, how do I judge their judgement?

Ogmor Roundtrouser (Ogmor Roundtrouser), Saturday, 9 July 2005 03:10 (twenty years ago)

Hurting - 'I feel like what they're really saying is not "this is what's interesting/important/problematic about album x" but rather "this music is approved for use with McSweeney's products."'

I'm not particularly familiar with McSweeney's, although I've seen some of Egger's writing in Spin and I thought some of it was great. I'm not sure what to make of this criticism. You could level this charge at anyone you don't like who writes about the appeal the music they like has to them personally - if Nick Hornby loves Norah Jones for... uh... her warmth and homeliness, you could accuse him of just approving music that fits with the famous Hornby 'domestic' lifestyle (Hornby is quite happy with his novels being called "domestic", I believe). But it doesn't seem that outrageous that people might like things which fit in with their lifestyle. Are they coldly trying to sell you something, or are they just championing music you don't like? When Egger's talks about why he loves the Flaming Lips he does actually talk about what he thinks is important about the music, seemingly some idea about what attitude to life the Flaming Lips stand for. If you don't agree with the idea that music can represent a certain worldview or moral standpoint then fine, but that's a separate issue.

I'm equally bored when they're championing music I like. It doesn't mean anything to me to know that Dave Eggers thinks Led Zeppelin III has "the awesomeness and beauty of life itself" or whatever (not an actual quote). I mean it might mean something to me if we were just chatting at a party, but not in music criticism.

I think the "lifestyle marketing" charge is quite fair actually, as it goes both ways -- through his inflated music writing, Dave Eggers is also selling you McSweeney's as the reading material that goes nicely with Iron and Wine and a Maker's on the rocks. I'm not even sure he's consciously doing this, but that's the effect it has.

Hurting (Hurting), Saturday, 9 July 2005 03:12 (twenty years ago)

a million fucking xposts

The piece blows, even if some of the targets blow as well.

The main problem is (1) he thinks there's a model for what "real rock critics" should do, and (2) he doesn't say what that model is except in the most vacuous terms.

Point one makes him my enemy, but if he'd not been vacuous, and had actually communicated a vision of what makes good criticism good, I could have learned a lot and been inspired by his piece (inspired to defeat and pulverize him, since he is my ENEMY, but I'd have been inspired nonetheless).

I generally agree with what Matos and Miccio have been saying.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Saturday, 9 July 2005 03:14 (twenty years ago)

No, sorry, it'd be McSweeney's Single Malt, which is sold in an orange glass bottle encased in foot-thick plaster, which you have to break using a small hammer that comes with it.

Hurting (Hurting), Saturday, 9 July 2005 03:15 (twenty years ago)

I agree with what Ogmar is saying, as well, even though he disagrees with some of the other people I agree with.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Saturday, 9 July 2005 03:17 (twenty years ago)

I'm going to bend this toward one of my favorite bugbears (or is it a bete noire, I don't know!), which is the disconnection of Western liberalism from global culture. I think this is actually a serious political issue, not just an aesthetic one, and Eggers and Hornby are to me exemplars of the phenomenon. I don't literally mean that we're doomed to elect Republicans until Democrats get comfortable with Jay-Z (or reggaeton!), but I almost literally mean it. The cozy liberal perspective of your Eggerses and Hornbys (and, say, Thomas Franks), shaking its head and tsking-tsking at the society from the sidelines, wondering what's the matter with Kansas and how come nobody writes nice melodies anymore except for the Flaming Lips and that OutKast guy who played his own instruments on that song. I hate to invoke liberal elitism, because I hate that phrase, but there is at least a liberal detachment that has illiberal and self-defeating effects.

gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Saturday, 9 July 2005 03:22 (twenty years ago)

2) write well without relying on cheap jokes or without getting too dry or highfalutin

This is so not me. I'm all about cheap jokes and high and dry falutin.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Saturday, 9 July 2005 03:23 (twenty years ago)

As someone suggested upthread, I don't really think Eggers's Spin articles are really music criticism as such. It doesn't really masquerade as that, as far as I'm aware he doesn't review albums or pass any critical judgement over anything at all.

As for the charge of "lifestyle marketing"...

Hurting - "through his inflated music writing, Dave Eggers is also selling you McSweeney's as the reading material that goes nicely with Iron and Wine and a Maker's on the rocks."

Is he selling McSweeney's on some notion of "hey, I like Iron & Wine, if you like Iron & Wine too, then you should buy my magazine"? Seems to me it'd be pretty hard to conclusively argue for this.

Ogmor Roundtrouser (Ogmor Roundtrouser), Saturday, 9 July 2005 03:25 (twenty years ago)

he thinks there's a model for what "real rock critics" should do

Aw, I think you guys are making too much of that "real" word. I know, red flag to bulls around here, but I don't think he meant capital-R Real Rock Critics. I think he just meant people who spent a while learning how to write music criticism by trial and error before they started getting published in The New Yorker or NYT or wherever. And as such, it's a fair point, and a much more limited one than you're trying to make it.

gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Saturday, 9 July 2005 03:26 (twenty years ago)

(I also agree the piece meanders in the second half and I don't really get what he's saying about pitchfork)

gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Saturday, 9 July 2005 03:28 (twenty years ago)

I don't really think Eggers's Spin articles are really music criticism as such. It doesn't really masquerade as that, as far as I'm aware he doesn't review albums or pass any critical judgement over anything at all.

Well, I've never read a word of the guy, but surely not reviewing albums doesn't make one not a music critic. It just makes you not a record reviewer. (But if he doesn't pass any critical judgments at all, he's not a human being. Perhaps he's a shoelace.)

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Saturday, 9 July 2005 03:29 (twenty years ago)

Omgor, obviously it's not that bald-faced. It's hard to describe what I'm talking about here -- it's more of a cumulative effect.

New York magazine has this regular feature where they take a celebrity sometimes and asks them how they'd re-spend the $10,000 they made for their first part or album or whatever, and then they basically proceed to name-drop a bunch of products and restaurants and clubs. That's what it reminds me of.

Hurting (Hurting), Saturday, 9 July 2005 03:29 (twenty years ago)

er, sorry about the grammar there.

Hurting (Hurting), Saturday, 9 July 2005 03:30 (twenty years ago)

Agree w/gypsy mothra above...the article is pretty clearly focused on talking about what's wrong w/new-lit-rock-crit. I see very, very little that proposes any model for real critics, and that's hardly the point of the piece. It seems strange to dislike it for something that it's barely about, and that it doesn't need to be about.

dlp9001, Saturday, 9 July 2005 03:31 (twenty years ago)

Gypsy Mothra - is Eggers really doing those things though? I'm not so sure about the others, and I think something not too far from that bothers me about Nick Hornby, but the Eggers I've seen is pretty much free of tsk-tsking of any kind. He seems to be an unrelentingly positive guy, and getting busy in the thick of life. As to whether he's detached from society I don't know, and I don't know what that means. I don't know how you could decide one way or the other.

And Hurting - So Eggers oversteps a line between being a passionate fan of certain musicians or whatever and a less virtuous endorsement of products? If you've got any examples I'd be curious but I've never got that feeling from anything I've read.

Ogmor Roundtrouser (Ogmor Roundtrouser), Saturday, 9 July 2005 03:34 (twenty years ago)

He never actually got to writing about the show itself.

Better not show this guy Meltzer's report on Altamont.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Saturday, 9 July 2005 03:36 (twenty years ago)

He goes on to digress about his childhood—a frequent crutch in his columns

And a frequent crutch in my writing as well (though I consider my crutches tools of analysis, but what the hell).

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Saturday, 9 July 2005 03:38 (twenty years ago)

he doesn’t blow a big word-count on recollections of high-school dances

Yeah, what the fuck do high-school dances have to do with music, anyway?

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Saturday, 9 July 2005 03:44 (twenty years ago)

(I think when it comes down to it a lot of my distaste for Eggers stems from that one obnoxious thing he wrote to some college kid who had asked him a dumb question about "keeping it real." It was needlessly defensive , and included a paean to the Flaming Lips from which my respect for him has never quite recovered. And yeah, I think McSweeney's represents a retreat of sorts from the culture. As in a different way does The Believer, with its pious anti-snarkiness.)

gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Saturday, 9 July 2005 03:46 (twenty years ago)

Of the 41 entries produced over the past three years, 14 invoke listening to a song in a car, 12 are dipped in heavy nostalgia, nine reference college or grad school, eight mention crying upon hearing a song’s beauty, and one begins, "In a linguistics class, I learned..."

Terrible thing, learning things in linguistic class, or referencing college and grad school, or listening to music in cars.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Saturday, 9 July 2005 03:48 (twenty years ago)

God, I so don't want to know what Eggers thinks Flaming Lips stand for.

That said, I'd think fiction writers would be the best for music as it's their trade to evoke empathy and locate the ephemeral and make it, um, less arcane. So to speak poorly.

The problem is getting all these tightass vanilla types--Letham excepted-- trying to find a variety of spew that'll pass for passion.

Ian in Brooklyn, Saturday, 9 July 2005 03:52 (twenty years ago)

I glanced over the Pavement response thing before but I don't think I can face getting into it now. I'm intrigued about McSweeneys representing a retreat from culture though, I can't see it.

Ogmor Roundtrouser (Ogmor Roundtrouser), Saturday, 9 July 2005 03:59 (twenty years ago)

This may seem like a strange question, but have you ever been in the actual McSweeneys store? Not sure if the one in Park Slope is still open, but last time I was there it was filled with collections of old/dead things under glass. The counter where you paid for your purchase was located about ten feet above the floor, such that you had to crane your neck up in order to buy anything. The store had no sign, so you had to know what it was to know what it was. The decor was everything but current. I doubt these are coincidences.

dlp9001, Saturday, 9 July 2005 04:06 (twenty years ago)

Maybe I'm naive and not critical enough, but I think I could enjoy myself there.

Ogmor Roundtrouser (Ogmor Roundtrouser), Saturday, 9 July 2005 04:10 (twenty years ago)

i've been thinking about chuck palahniuk and clive barker a lot lately.

I interviewed Clive Barker once. He had an interesting sense of humor. Said "Rawhead Rex," one of his first short stories to be made into a movie, was his conception of the monster as a giant penis running around the English countryside eating people. The moviemakers pulled back on his more exact imagery, he said.

Back to thread...

George Smith, Saturday, 9 July 2005 04:17 (twenty years ago)

Maybe I'm naive and not critical enough, but I think I could enjoy myself there.
It's fun at first, mostly because it's different from what you're used to. But it gets really tiring reaching up over your head and handing someone your money.

dlp9001, Saturday, 9 July 2005 04:40 (twenty years ago)

I'm just going to throw in a few things myself..

I'm weirdly fascinated by Chuck Palahniuk, I think I may go read one of his novels. Just the focus on the visceral.. maybe it isn't so well executed in his writing (I'll find out) but my intuition is telling me that he's onto something, at least looking in the right place.

Re: Safran-Foer, ugh. He annoys me, but he's not the only offender - when you get an agglomeration of idiosyncrasies masquerading as a person, what do you do with that?

i tend to get really aggravated when writers try to use personal experience as a measurement/justification of an album's worth

I used to like this and I've thrown all sorts of random quasi personal remarks out on ILM, but I wouldn't do it if I were writing a review or essay. Taken too far, you're just using music to polish and show off.. uh.. something of yourself, and not putting in the effort to listen to what it is. I don't think that's fair to the artist, presuming you're reviewing something worthwhile.

daria g (daria g), Saturday, 9 July 2005 04:45 (twenty years ago)

I'm intrigued about McSweeneys representing a retreat from culture though, I can't see it.

Well...The long version would take me a while. The short version is that, while I like some things in McSweeney's, it seems to me to represent a sort of fundamentally defensive mentality. The stereotype would be to say it's the defensive irony of the perpetually excluded, the smart-kid smirk barely covering the heart on the sleeve, and I think the stereotype is valid to a point. But whatever, the net effect is a defensive posture toward the culture. It views the culture with suspicion, engages it with irony or satire (and tired satire at that -- the frontpage of the Web site currently features a mock diary of a death-metal vocalist, ho ho ho). It feels hothouse to me. American liberalism as a whole feels hothouse to me, and McSweeney's is catering to a Gen-X version of that. Not that they should be writing about loom operators in Honduras or, I don't know, grime or whatever (and maybe they are, I don't honestly read it much anymore), but the whole view of the world seems cramped and self-congratulatory to me. And that description of the store gives me the same kind of feeling.

gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Saturday, 9 July 2005 05:19 (twenty years ago)

(hi ian!!)

gypsy mothra referred to "the cozy liberal perspective of your Eggerses and Hornbys (and, say, Thomas Franks), shaking its head and tsking-tsking at the society from the sidelines" -- i wonder if there's also a 'safe-space' reaction that is key to this development of insularity? like, eggers has made gobs of money, which has given him the ability to create venues that are apart from the parts of the world that cause him pain, almost like a gated-community reaction? (how many of these people are children of privilege, anyway?) note that i'm in no way excusing it, just trying to puzzle out why.

side note: is the mcsweeneys-approved axis of culture the new middlebrow, always taking pains to elevate itself in comparison to the masses and show that it's Educated and Right?

i think that lumping thomas frank and david foster wallace in with this ilk is a tad off-base, particularly in wallace's case (did anyone read his atlantic piece about the right-wing radio host in LA?). also, frank has fashioned himself as more of an overall social critic in the past few years.

(side note: i seriously don't understand what the appeal of rick moody is. the only thing he seems to be good at is asshole-spelunking of the self variety. when i bought the atlantic's fiction issue today and saw that he had an essay, i groaned on the train. is it a dude thing?)

maura (maura), Saturday, 9 July 2005 05:38 (twenty years ago)

xpost

and the original ilk of mcsweeney's might have run a piece on honduran loom inspectors -- issue no. 1 actually has a great article about the hawaiian sovereignty movement (its original theme, loosely, was 'killed magazine pieces,' based on eggers' misadventures as an editor at esquire)

maura (maura), Saturday, 9 July 2005 05:44 (twenty years ago)

i think that lumping thomas frank and david foster wallace in with this ilk is a tad off-base

Definitely agree about Wallace. He's kinda his own thing, and whatever his sins are they're not the sins of this crowd. (I think he maybe has the opposite problem of some of the people being discussed here, in that -- for my money -- he's a much better critic and essayist than he is a fiction writer.) Frank, himself, I generally find interesting and well-informed; but I think the "What's the Matter With Kansas" phenomenon, starting with its unfortunate title, plays to the kind of self-satisfied insularity I'm talking about.

gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Saturday, 9 July 2005 05:52 (twenty years ago)

Going back...

this may or may not directly address this, but i tend to get really aggravated when writers try to use personal experience as a measurement/justification of an album's worth (ie: "The Talking Heads were there for me when Sharon left, filling in the spaces where she used to walk, speaking the words I had forgotten how to say".) This seems to be a fairly consistent crime in all of the Eggers SPIN columns I've read.

As Frank has pointed it, it's pretty silly to even attempt to remove personal experience from understanding music enjoyment. The problem in the McSweeny's/Moody/et al school of crit. is that it substitutes (seemingly very limited) personal experience for crtical engagement. There are a number of ways to incorporate experience into criticism--and, at times, it's necessary to propose what works or what makes a piece of music interesting.

C0L1N B... (C0L1N B...), Saturday, 9 July 2005 06:24 (twenty years ago)

Gypsy Mothra, I think you're making a mistake in buying into the aestheticized notion of "liberal". You're conflating aesthetics and politics. Though the kind of concescending tut-tutting certainly happens on the left, it happens frequently on the right as well (especially in regard to religion and "morality")--it's not soley a problem of the left, it's a problem for bad (and sometimes good!) cultural critics. I argue that you're conflating aesthetics and politics becuase though the McSweeny's style can signify 'liberal', it's not always liberal (the crit being discussed is pretty explicitly conservative) and represents only a small facet of liberal commentary.

C0L1N B... (C0L1N B...), Saturday, 9 July 2005 06:30 (twenty years ago)

You're conflating aesthetics and politics.

I kind of think aesthetics are always political, to some degree. Or at least have political ramifications.

though the McSweeny's style can signify 'liberal', it's not always liberal (the crit being discussed is pretty explicitly conservative) and represents only a small facet of liberal commentary.

The crit being discussed is conservative, right, but it's a conservative streak running through American liberalism. It's something I've always found interesting about the rockism issue too, that the rockist viewpoint (to the extent that strawman exists) is a fundamentally conservative viewpoint, but it is rooted in Baby Boomer liberalism. My guess is that you can count actual Bush voters among McSweeney's contributors (or readers, for that matter) on not very many appendages. And ditto the rockist brigades, most of them were probably Kerry/Springsteen voters. And I'm not sure it represents only a small facet of liberal commentary, I think it more nearly represents the white, middle-aged, college-educated mainstream of liberal commentary (of which, granted, McSweeney's itself is just one small, eccentric example).

gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Saturday, 9 July 2005 06:51 (twenty years ago)

so you're saying the "music I like is really an extension of myself" idea is different from and less important than the "actual music"?

different from and I'd say it's very much less important when you are informing people about the music.

Cunga (Cunga), Saturday, 9 July 2005 06:52 (twenty years ago)

I kind of think aesthetics are always political, to some degree. Or at least have political ramifications.

Of course, but they're still not the same thing.

I don't disagree that the streak you indentify exists in some form or another. Just that it's smaller than you (and others) have made it out to be--or rather it's a problem that exists within liberalism but these values are not inherent to modern liberalism. I think this assumption rests more on conservative charictatures of liberalism.

C0L1N B... (C0L1N B...), Saturday, 9 July 2005 06:57 (twenty years ago)

Cunga, I'm not sure exactly what you're thinking of when you talk about this "music I like is really an extension of myself" idea. Do you mean the idea we can (or should?) only speak about music through our own personal experience of it? Or something else?

Ogmor Roundtrouser (Ogmor Roundtrouser), Saturday, 9 July 2005 08:31 (twenty years ago)

Do you mean the idea we can (or should?) only speak about music through our own personal experience of it? Or something else?

I'm talking about liking certain kinds of music/artists as an identity, which can be fun and is insanely common but when indulged in can lead to people dismissing good music for credibility sake and vice versa. The most common example is probably the "I hate pop music because that's what the masses listen to. I'm not like everybody else and my tastes must show that."

Cunga (Cunga), Saturday, 9 July 2005 08:52 (twenty years ago)

Gypsy et al. Notice the difference between what you're doing and what Cherkis is doing. You're examining a group of writers for their ideas and attitudes, and you're not only criticizing those ideas/attitudes but also trying to understand where those ideas and attitudes come from. Whereas Cherkis is calling these people dilettantes and deriding them for drawing heavily on their personal experience and for being amateurs who overwrite and overenthuse and who escape the tough editing that brawny critics like Cherkis himself benefit from.

I have nothing against calling someone a "real critic," by the way. I'm a real critic. Cherkis is not a real critic, at least not in this particular piece. He's being a journalist (and not a very good one), and though of course journalism can be good criticism, it often isn't, due to the destructive limitations that "journalism" places on writers: that you have to write about what's important or what's available as a commodity, that you focus on the subject matter at the expense of analyzing your own and your readers' social role in relation to that subject matter (this is the mirror image of what some of you are complaining in regard to Eggers and crew, which is that they're putting personal role ahead of the subject matter; but these are two sides of the same coin), that you load your piece with examples and quotes from others to affirm that the trend you're writing about is, indeed, a trend. Cherkis's piece is a trend piece; he's not writing about the McSweeney's crowd out of inherent interest in what they're doing, but because they represent an important development - which of course is a reason to write about something. But in this instance, though Cherkis disdains this trend in criticism - his putative subject matter - he hardly seems interested in learning about it, much less being surprised by or learning from his subject matter. So the piece reads like a pot talking about kettles.

Real criticism can be a lot of different things, and different people have different strengths, therefore write different styles of criticism, or would if they were allowed to.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Saturday, 9 July 2005 12:44 (twenty years ago)

Ogmor, sorry I misspelled your name.

Gypsy, lots of liberals are defensive and smug, just as lots of liberals are stupid. Ditto for conservatives and everyone else. This is because lots of people are defensive and smug. So I wouldn't call defensive smugness a strain in liberalism, just a failing of some liberals.

Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Saturday, 9 July 2005 12:55 (twenty years ago)

Personal experience is I think an important and useful aspect of writing about music (I don't use it much (anymore) but there's a lot of writers I like who do and it's often their strongest suit). But like any critical trick it'll go wrong if it doesn't lead anywhere interesting.

Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Saturday, 9 July 2005 13:35 (twenty years ago)

the only thing he seems to be good at is asshole-spelunking of the self variety

I don't know if you came up with this one, Maura, or if I just haven't heard it before, but it's a fantastic phrase ("asshole-spelunking of the self variety").

Hurting (Hurting), Saturday, 9 July 2005 13:39 (twenty years ago)

only at this board would people care so much about music critics. as if they're important or interesting in any way!

petlover, Saturday, 9 July 2005 13:40 (twenty years ago)

And you find the kind of people on this board interesting enough to watch and interact with! God, you're creepy.

miccio (miccio), Saturday, 9 July 2005 13:41 (twenty years ago)

How is the trend noted in the original piece any different from any celebrity (author, actor, politician) being enlisted to write anything (obituraries, OpEds, reviews, essays)? I don't think Eggers, Letham, Moody, etc. are picked because they're good writers, per se, or even good critics. Only because many people recognize their names. They may as well be Henry Kissinger or Brad Pitt.

Anyone else remember the issue of Musician magazine where they had Chuck D. extol the virtues of "Born in the USA" (the song)? Now *that* was some poor writing, inappropriately assigned.

Josh in Chicago (Josh in Chicago), Saturday, 9 July 2005 13:41 (twenty years ago)

but I dont do it because they're music critics. jeez...

petlover, Saturday, 9 July 2005 13:43 (twenty years ago)

One of the reasons I stopped reading The Nation was their "music issue" wherein, in addition to none of the articles being all that great, the editors each wrote about their top 10 "desert island discs." Reading what Katrina Vanden Heuvel thinks of Bob Dylan is not even worth 10 seconds of toilet-time.

Hurting (Hurting), Saturday, 9 July 2005 13:50 (twenty years ago)

I don't think Eggers, Letham, Moody, etc. are picked because they're good writers, per se, or even good critics. Only because many people recognize their names. They may as well be Henry Kissinger or Brad Pitt.

Now Kissinger I'd read......

PB, Saturday, 9 July 2005 15:12 (twenty years ago)

About Letham - I'm not very familiar with much of his written work, but I was very impressed by him when I saw him "in conversation" with Daniel Clowes at MOCCA a few weeks ago. Very clever, thoughtful guy. There could be an analogous thread about Letham's recent hiring at Marvel Comics. There's a lot of successful writers/screenwriters slumming it up at Marvel (and to a lesser extent, DC) lately, and I think that's actually a more interesting situation than this music writing thing because it's the opposite result - the majority of the time, the outsiders are far better than the seasoned pros.

Matthew C Perpetua (inca), Saturday, 9 July 2005 15:17 (twenty years ago)

I don't think Eggers, Letham, Moody, etc. are picked because they're good writers, per se, or even good critics. Only because many people recognize their names. They may as well be Henry Kissinger or Brad Pitt.

Now Kissinger I'd read......

-- PB (non...), July 9th, 2005.

Exactly. It's kind of like if the New Yorker started regularly publishing fiction by rock stars and actors. Of course, they have published Steve Martin, whose proven himself to be a good writer, which is fine. I feel the same way about novelists and the like -- it's ok to publish them if they happen to also be good music writers. If not it's just name-driven bullshit.

Hurting (Hurting), Saturday, 9 July 2005 15:23 (twenty years ago)

C0LIN said: I think this assumption rests more on conservative charictatures of liberalism.

Frank said: I wouldn't call defensive smugness a strain in liberalism, just a failing of some liberals.

Both of which are of course true, when you're talking about the old semi-strawman of liberal elitism. And I know it's hard to talk about this stuff without falling under that shadow, so I'll try to pick my words more carefully. Because it's not the smugness so much that bothers me; I don't even think all of these guys are smug. Eggers comes across that way sometimes, but Hornby (for example) doesn't really seem smug. He seems like he'd be a nice enough guy to have a beer with.

But both of them seem emblematic to me of something larger, which I also see/hear reflected in, say, NPR, my parents and their liberal Boomer friends, the Op-Ed pages and arts sections of big-city daily papers, and assorted other gathering places of the liberal intelligentsia -- and what it is, basically, is a sort of sense of time having stopped moving forward at a certain point. Part of it has to do with the canonization of the '60s as some kind of high point of civic engagement/cultural revolution (as opposed to Cultural Revolution), the mythology of the great slide into hedonism and egoism of the Me Decade, the Rise of the Yuppies in the Reagan era, and this general sense that things have just gone right off the rails into the hands of Oil Men and Snake Handlers, leaving the rest of us with nothing to do but throw futile snarky middle fingers and/or write futile nonsnarky pasionate sincere odes to the Flaming Lips. Which I think is a lot of bullshit, is the thing. There's so much going on culturally in this country and globally that either doesn't register in the places of Boomer-controlled liberal consensus I'm talking about, or that register only as sort of novelty items ("Hey, Sleater-Kinney! Girls with guitars! And political songs! Like the '60s!"; "Oh look, a rapper who can play guitar and sing! And he sounds like the Beatles!").

So it's not smugness, and it's not even really elitism. It's a self-satisfied resignation. And I don't mean to Boomer-bash, but I think we're dealing with a generational, uh, ethos here, and I think the next-generation stuff that has inherited that ethos (refracting it through the gen-x/slacker prism) is kind of trapped in its amber. And that's what bothers me, the sense that things aren't moving forward in interesting and unpredictable ways, when they very much are. Like I said, a Democratic Party that understood hip-hop (or that understood file-sharing, for that matter) would be at least better equipped than the one we have now. That's not McSweeney's fault or anything, I just see them as symptomatic and therefore irritating.

gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Saturday, 9 July 2005 15:28 (twenty years ago)

Part of what I dislike about the Eggers crew is that they seem to have made themselves a haven where they're safe from editors. I just don't like their writing a lot of the time -- it's lazy and sloppy.

Hurting (Hurting), Saturday, 9 July 2005 15:44 (twenty years ago)

Whoever said that Eggers and Moody might as well be Brad Pitt and Henry Kissinger, I think the main difference (and the thing that makes their writing more distasteful than a mere "cameo" you'd see on the NYT op-ed page) is that these guys think highly of themselves as writers... that they think what they're doing is really, really good. Brad Pitt would probably be kind of nervous!! People just don't like to see that kind of attitude honored or rewarded.

Leon Neyfakh (Leon Neyfakh), Saturday, 9 July 2005 16:46 (twenty years ago)

I don't know if these "guest critics" think they're good or not. What it stems down to, I think, is just time/timing. If you're, say, Sarah Vowell, and someone asks you to write the Sleater-Kinney bio, maybe you say yes, maybe you say no, but if you say yes I doubt it's because you think you're hot shit. Getting asked is the first step - the flattering ego rub that assuages insecurity. Now, if you say no - sort of like bristling at Oprah lauding your book - then I think that says more about ego than accepting an easy, visible assignment.

Josh in Chicago (Josh in Chicago), Saturday, 9 July 2005 17:22 (twenty years ago)

Dave Eggers seems to think he's really good. His writing is extremely self-satisfied, which I think is related to its "preciousness." Why do you think it's considered poor form to be too clever in your writing? Because it inevitably sounds self-congratulating and it takes attention away from the subject of the writing, and shifts it to the grinning critic writing it. All Cherkis is saying in this piece is that the Eggers/Moody/Hornby set are much worse about this than most. And their fame makes it all the more distasteful.

Leon Neyfakh (Leon Neyfakh), Saturday, 9 July 2005 17:32 (twenty years ago)

Most writing is bad, period. So an article pointing out that some music writing is bad is a non-shocka, obv. An article pointing out (badly) that some music writing is bad is a double-non-shocka.

Especially at sites like Pitchfork, which presents its inimitable pastiche of gushing, snarky, and ill-wrought five days a week.

Speaking of ill-wrought, isn't a noun missing?

marc h., Saturday, 9 July 2005 18:31 (twenty years ago)

i'm sorry but if you think a writer's name is gonna sell that many more issues i believe you're just plain wrong. it's an indulgence of fanboy editors.

fwiw, i like a lot of these authors, though find in general that they work better as audio books because their writing styles are often distractingly rehearsed.

lethem is particularly good this way, and he himself is an excellent reader.

firstworldman (firstworldman), Saturday, 9 July 2005 19:48 (twenty years ago)

Most writing is bad, period. So an article pointing out that some music writing is bad is a non-shocka, obv. An article pointing out (badly) that some music writing is bad is a double-non-shocka.
Luckily that's not what Jason Cherkis' article was doing, as far as I can tell. "Informed opinions are underpaid and underutilized in mainstream media outlets," seems to be the center of this piece, and has very little to do w/"good" or "bad" writing.

It seems hardly coincidental that the one piece in the recent Believer that required heavy lifting (The Fall) was farmed out to a ringer.

dlp9001, Saturday, 9 July 2005 21:04 (twenty years ago)

I dont think there is anything wrong with drawing on personal experiences to parallel to music in a column. Honestly, I think most people are tired of hearing, "you'll like 'band x' if you liked 'band y'" or "this band is part shins/part talking heads." I can hear that anywhere. While I think Dave Eggers is self-indulgent, I have enjoyed a couple of his pieces at Spin because they are unique from what I have had exposure to in the mainstream music magazines. While most of us may not read Rolling Stone or Spin anymore, for most Americans (although foolishly) those are the only music magazines that matter. But thats a whole different story altogether.

This article somewhat reminds me of how many professional sports journalists and broadcasters are offended when athletes become journalists when they retire.

D.J., Saturday, 9 July 2005 23:09 (twenty years ago)

But wouldn't the proper analogy for that be *musicians* turned music critics? I think prof. sports journalists would be rightly annoyed if someone who played soccer in high school were to land a job doing play-by-play for the Superbowl, and spent the entire time relating it to the time their soccer coach made them run extra laps.

dlp9001, Saturday, 9 July 2005 23:14 (twenty years ago)

I suppose. And yes, I did think that. But I dont forsee a situation where that would ever occur. You know, maybe it was even worse for someone like Dennis Miller to host Monday Night Football. I'm not sure. Some athletes jump into journalism because they truly want to be journalists, while others just want to remain in the spotlight. A lot of our visual media focuses on who is saying it instead of what they are saying. Music critics really dont have that high horse to jump on, save for a select few.

D.J., Saturday, 9 July 2005 23:57 (twenty years ago)

"I think prof. sports journalists would be rightly annoyed if someone who played soccer in high school were to land a job doing play-by-play for the Superbowl, and spent the entire time relating it to the time their soccer coach made them run extra laps."

So yeah, maybe Dennis Miller hosting MNF is a more apt analogy to the situation at hand. A failed experiment that was. Sports fans dont want to hear comedians doing sports commentary like music fans dont want fiction writers giving music advice?

D.J., Sunday, 10 July 2005 00:14 (twenty years ago)

I can sort of see that. I mean, George Plimpton got away with it, but he also put in *some* dues, right. If Eggers goes into the ring with Jack White I might have to reconsider.

dlp9001, Sunday, 10 July 2005 00:35 (twenty years ago)

Sports fans dont want to hear comedians doing sports commentary like music fans dont want fiction writers giving music advice?

Not necessarily. I think if Miller was more insightful and it didn't always feel like he was doing a pre-planned routine it could've worked. If you're a fiction writer or just a celebrity and you know little about popular music and how to comment on it then you're in trouble. Or to top it off you're trying to sound like a hip writer by indulging in insane hyperbole and stuff then that's bad as well.

Cunga (Cunga), Sunday, 10 July 2005 00:36 (twenty years ago)

the problem is that the eggers crowd valorizes popcult as what you DON'T have to think about. actually, i think the only thing that you SHOULD think about to them is, maybe them, or yourself even. i just find lots of the (aptly captured by maura) nu-middlebrow sort of schmucky and boring. maura also otm about mcsweeney's initially having lots more promise than where it ended up, which is just a collection of quirks and tics and empty.

frank otm about the article.

but mothra not otm about thomas frank who actually seems to be saying some of what mothra is saying, except maybe now he's trying to say it to the ppl too busy listening to eggers instead?

sarah vowell i actually used to like back when i didn't read much music-crit and i read some of her stuff for salon and i thought she was MAINLY a music-crit. culture-tourism is just shallow generally, i think, and that's what most of the bad stuff comes down to.

Sterling Clover (s_clover), Sunday, 10 July 2005 00:57 (twenty years ago)

I admit I don't really understand this. A lot of self-indulgent writing is divorced from everyday culture (ok), so it's not really populist? Or it makes little effort to meet the average reader half-way so it's "awkward, if not condescending"? You lost me a bit.

O: "not really populist" isn't what I mean here--I don't have a problem with writers who aren't populist (I'm an editor and I use many writers who aren't). I suppose I mean that a lot of the stuff I'm referring to has this discomfort with the everyday, culturally speaking, and because in a lot of cases that's where pop is coming from, there's a strange disjunct there. a lot of folks here have already expounded on this better than I can above.

Matos - "disliking a person's singing voice can ruin a well-played, well-arranged song". Fair enough, but if someone asked you if the song itself was any good, what would you say?

I'd say that if it was, it got ruined on the way. That's true of loads of pieces of writing, too--I remember a novel called Homo Zapiens by a Russian novelist named Victor Pelevin. It was smart, well-written, had interesting ideas . . . and I didn't make it past the halfway mark because I couldn't stand the tone. And I was left with the idea that this wasn't the translation's doing, it was the writer's.

Matos-Webster Dictionary (M Matos), Sunday, 10 July 2005 01:00 (twenty years ago)

(thanks hurting -- i came up with that all on my own. feel free to use it anytime.)

maura (maura), Sunday, 10 July 2005 14:14 (twenty years ago)

It just has a great ring to it, like "Close Encounters of the Third Kind"

Hurting (Hurting), Sunday, 10 July 2005 14:35 (twenty years ago)

as per d.j.

a lot of these fiction-writers turned rock critics aren't doing the same kind of criticism as people like S/FJ, and criticising them on the same terms seems a little daft. it's totally fair to criticise them for bad writing, but i think it's off the mark to say they suck because they don't "actually know what [they're] talking about on the level of band history". i find that eggers quote (abt weeping to beethoven) more affecting and invigorating than the last sasha frere-jones piece i read, even if it's rather whimperingly written.

sean gramophone (Sean M), Sunday, 10 July 2005 14:53 (twenty years ago)

btw Sean it's not actually an Eggers quote but just some random McSweeney's commentator.

Hurting (Hurting), Sunday, 10 July 2005 15:02 (twenty years ago)

i didn't think it sounded like eggers! :)

I should point out, though, that (as per this thread) most music critics seem interested in reading "think" pieces on bands, exploring their history/influences/etc, and the same may even be true of most music-writing readers overall - but i do think that this sort of stuff has a niche, and is totally valid.

sean gramophone (Sean M), Sunday, 10 July 2005 15:13 (twenty years ago)

thomas frank who actually seems to be saying some of what mothra is saying

Yeah, I mostly mean Thomas Frank as a phenomenon more than as a writer. He's smart and says lots of useful stuff, but I'm afraid his book has mostly become a vehicle for more of the kind self-satisfied resignation I was talking about a ways back. I think he wants it to be a call action, but I don't think it's functioned that way.

gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Sunday, 10 July 2005 15:40 (twenty years ago)

(and also, I think Frank doesn't pay enough attention to popular culture)

gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Sunday, 10 July 2005 15:41 (twenty years ago)

I can sort of see that. I mean, George Plimpton got away with it, but he also put in *some* dues, right

Not really. "Paper Lion" almost did because it was a book about being in training camp with the Detroit Lions before anyone did even fair books on life in the NFL. Plus it was made into a movie. But for me it was never high on the list of good books about pro sport.

Plimpton was treated like a jackass by many of the Detroit Lions who resented him being there and having to put up with him. And you can sympathize with them. I remember wanting to read more about them without the feeb who couldn't even take a snap from center without getting his fingers jammed getting in the way.

And he was a jackass, even for "Paper Lion" he came to realize the element of this in the assignment and tried to make accomodation and amends to the Lions for it. He and his editors had enormous conceits about experiencing pro sport from the "inside" via someone with absolutely no physical attributes to justify being "inside," just a reputation as a writer.

Anyone who ever saw Plimpton lecturing on TV would have a really hard time imagining him lasting in any pro sports camp without being carried, which he was.

George Smith, Sunday, 10 July 2005 15:44 (twenty years ago)

>(and also, I think Frank doesn't pay enough attention to popular culture)

He used to when he was still living in Chicago and publishing The Baffler. Now that he's moved to Washington, DC, he's become corrupted by the city's near-total absence of culture, popular or otherwise.

pdf (Phil Freeman), Sunday, 10 July 2005 15:50 (twenty years ago)

"Now that he's moved to Washington, DC, he's become corrupted by the city's near-total absence of culture, popular or otherwise."

Phil, contrary to the stereotypes there is plenty of culture in DC.

Steve K (Steve K), Sunday, 10 July 2005 21:07 (twenty years ago)

"farmed out to a ringer"? So if you like it it doesn't really count?

(For what it's worth: as the guy who wrote the Fall piece, I can tell you that I pitched it to the Believer, and that it's the third piece I've written for them--the second hasn't run yet.)

Douglas (Douglas), Sunday, 10 July 2005 21:27 (twenty years ago)

I should probably add (I've said it elsewhere but still) that I like a good amount of The Believer music issue, including a lot of the Moody piece. Just not all of it (the issue or the piece).

Matos-Webster Dictionary (M Matos), Sunday, 10 July 2005 22:10 (twenty years ago)

"farmed out to a ringer"? So if you like it it doesn't really count?
I was thinking more along the lines that you've played in bands, run a record label, and generally been involved in the music scene in any number of capacities for years. You're not best-known as a fiction writer, as far as I know. Am I wrong? Regardless, I hope you keep pitching them pieces, though it would be even nicer if they were actively seeking articles like it from writers like yourself.

dlp9001, Sunday, 10 July 2005 23:09 (twenty years ago)


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