The Smiths: Classic or Dud?

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Okay, I can't take it any longer: let's start the Indie Wars! The Smiths: Classic Wildean Saviours of Ye Olde England or just bollocks.

My take, they were utter shite of course. Not only did Morrisey have one of the most irritating voices ever, he's also responsible for the worst, overwritten lyrics this side of Dylan (till the Manics came along of course ;). Bad image, bad hair, punchable face, shit interviews & saddo fans. And Johnny Marr? Nice guy, but his guitar-playing is boring as hell. Although this might sound like a provocation I've been fascinated by the continueing reverence displayed for them. I reckon it's a British thing because on mainland Europe almost nobody rates them (so is this in the end one of those bands that don't travel?)

There you go, I'll probably be the only one who says DUD (but I feel much better now ;)

Omar, Sunday, 18 March 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I've never actually heard much by the Smiths...I sort of remember "girlfriend in a coma" just because of the depressing title. "This charming man" is okay. So, a long way from classic. Being British myself I've never really liked that 'affected' British thing.

jel, Sunday, 18 March 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Arrrgh, you will die for denigrating the Manics... ;)

Anyhow, I can't stand the Smiths, save a handful of songs. It's just so....I don't know. Something for Anglophiles.

Dud. I can't 100% explain why, but dud.

Ally, Sunday, 18 March 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Well, I'm Irish and I would definitely put The Smiths in the classic category. Then again Morrissey and Marr are fine Irish names and I am a big Oscar Wilde fan. The Smiths were mt teenage trauma band I guess yet I always found them hilarious at times. I hate the po-faced reverence too but how can you take seriously a line like "If a ten tonne truck crashes into us/To die by your side ,oh the pleasure, the privelige is mine".Johhny Marr was a fantastic guitarist too, check out the guitar playing on "Cemetary gates", its like African music. Damn CLASSIC.

Michael Bourke, Sunday, 18 March 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

---- check out the guitar playing on "Cemetary gates", its like African music. ----

Really!?! :) Sadly I'm a big Oscar Wilde fan, and it just doesn't help one bit in liking The Smiths. Oh and The Manics are next! ;) After which The Cure get a thorough look.

Omar, Sunday, 18 March 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I'm sharpening my hatchet in anticipation of a Manics:Classic or dud:)

Michael Bourke, Sunday, 18 March 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

If you can manage to ignore the tuneless "Hand In Glove", they were a good singles band. But Morrissey is an even worse hero/role model than Jim Morrison - he can't sing, his lyrics are intolerable if you're not a self-pitying anglophile college student (except when they're funny, which is probably far less often than his fans think) and his happy-being-unhappy shtick is massive elephantshit of the first order. Not a true full-fledged dud, but since he's going down on his knees begging for it - DUD !

Patrick, Sunday, 18 March 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Classic. The odd lapse into self-parody aside, their body of work is just fantastic. They created their own world, were funny, emotional, flippant, intense, elegant, clumsy and beautiful - often in the same song. A great singles band, a great album band and a great live band.

Morrissey's solo career has been crap, but for 4 years he was everything a pop star should be - irreverant, controversial, cutting, often wrong, sexually ambiguous and never boring. The impact of The Smiths on TOTP in 1983 is something I'll never forget, along with headlines in the SUN about 'Handsome Devil' ('A Boy in the Bush..'), and 'Shakespear's Sister' on the Oxford Road Show one wet Tuesday.

Johnny Marr's guitar playing - fucking genius. If you don't see it you have cloth ears. Or alternatively just try and play, say 'Nowhere Fast'.He could make the impossible sound easy, but never in a conventional rock and roll sense. You can tell that he had a background in funk as well as rock.

It might be a Northern thing - hailing from there myself (although I've been in London for a long time)I always enjoyed the references to Northern things, but probably it is also very much a British thing. Classic times fucking 10 anyway.

Dr. C, Sunday, 18 March 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

classic. i don't understand the concept of over-written lyrics though so i could be mistaken. i grew up listening to the smiths and knowing every word and jangle by heart. i was nearly obsessed though i never wore flowers in my back pocket or a hearing aid in my ear but being a mildly sad young kid with no social skills i suppose i believed they existed for people like me. i've never had such an attachment to a band since, but i guess that comes with getting older.

keith, Sunday, 18 March 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Utterly wonderful. Hey, Dr. C and I agree on something! ;-) For me, I'd happily apply Omar's 'bad image' etc. line to Belle and Sebastian without much delay.

Ned Raggett, Sunday, 18 March 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Omar: Crusading Against Bands With Sad, Overwrought Fans. You could probably hold seminars.

Ally, Sunday, 18 March 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

i'm just curious whose pithy, tasteful lyrics you like. patti smith's?

later smiths lyrics are fabulous. ("is it wrong not to always be glad?/no it's not wrong but i must add/how can someone so young sing words so sad?" is one passage that springs to mind. "frankly mr shankly" and "stop me if you think you've heard this one before" are two other great lyrics.) great wordplay, irony, and wit. earlier lyrics are hit-and-miss but i like them with the music. the voice is a matter of taste. there is a real playfulness and irony in the affected queen's-english thing (morrissey is after all a working-class manchester guy).

and johnny marr was great. if you're not into the voice i can see why you wouldn't listen to the guitars but they are subtly intricate, ethereal when they need to be, rocking when they need to be. "what she said" (another great lyric: "what she said: i smoke 'cos i'm hoping for an early death and i need to cling to something") is a great example.

and i'm canadian, albeit a self-pitying student canadian. though i suspect i'm less of an anglophile than ally (won't catch me with pulp or manics albums!).

sundar subramanian, Sunday, 18 March 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Ally, you think there's any money in it? ;) In today's seminar: The Pretention Of Not Trying To Sing - Neil Young, His Fans & The Metaphysics of Crap Music. I could do this. Anyway what I loved about The Smiths was when I read NME in the 80s, Wells on some sort of sick principle would trash The Smiths & Morrisey every chance he got, after which Angst would overflow with angry letters for weeks. Well even that got boring after a while so I was glad to learn after a transfer to The Maker, that Morrisey didn't do interviews with them, what a relief!

Dr.C brings something up that I always supected, that M's wit is full of little in-jokes you'll only get if your British or even a Northener, or maybe only if you grew up in the same street as M.

Omar, Sunday, 18 March 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

The Smiths: classic, of course. Having had this argument many a time with some annoying goths I know, I will accept that Morrissey's voice can be annoying, but that is purely subjective. And what the hell are 'overwritten' lyrics anyway? As for saddo fans, well, all the Smiths fans I've ever met don't fall into that category (unless you define 'saddo' as liking the Smiths, of course). In fact, most of the people who I've met who hate them are usually complete Arseholes (capital A deserved), and usually like metal. Perhaps its a sense of humour thing, as I've always found the Smiths quite amusing and almost never these gloom merchants that other people characterise them as. No points, Omar, for liking Steven Wells - the man is an (occaisionly funny, I'll admit) arse, only employed by the NME to fill the letters page by winding up the indie kids. And he's so obvious! I have a feeling that this thread is going to bring a lot of ex-indie kids out of the woodwork to vote Dud and proclaim their now 'eclectic' musical taste, as Moz and co. seem to be the patron saints of indie and therefore the most obvious targets. This should be interesting...

DG, Sunday, 18 March 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Classic, although they've never meant as much to me as they seem to mean to most who would say that. Maybe I just didn't have that teen angst thing going. One big exception: "I Know It's Over", with some of the most cutting lyrics ever witnessed, albeit self-directed.

Tim, Sunday, 18 March 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Beyond classic. I was just listening to The Queen Is Dead last night, actually, and it hadn't lost its luster. I don't feel the lyrics as much as I did when I was young (they were life savers back then), but the craftsmanship is still there. Brilliant, they were.

Mark Richardson, Sunday, 18 March 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

How Soon is Now This Charming Man

Two of the finest singles of all time.

The Queen is Dead - is nearly 15 years old! was their best album and the height of their achievements for a full album, after that it was downhill.

In 1983- 87 what The Smiths were to the UK, what The Go Betweens were to Australia and what REM were to the USA. They were a high profile way out from FM rock muck of Dire Straits/Phil Collins, Men at Work/John Farnham and Chicago/ Toto/ Journey etc.

I remember some years ago, MM/David Stubbs retraced the history of MM into different phases.

Back in 1983 the editor was away on his holidays the deputy editor stood in an decided to put The Smiths on the front cover, and also REM were in the same edition - instead of going for a Kajagoogoo front cover. At the time MM was going through a pop phase covering lightweights such as Kajagoogoo, Paul Young etc. So this was a significant departure.

How many bands last only 4 years, and then have a South Bank Tribute Show on Television. (a high art show for non British readers)

How many people could appear on the TOTP with a flower hanging out of their trousers, and march around the stage in a manner we never saw before. On the positive side Morrisey did encourage individuality and the believe that you did not have to follow the crowd.

However it was probably a good idea that they called it a day then, lets be honest they had run out of ideas, if they carried on they would have been as ordinary and dull as James, could you see morrisey being produced by Eno though? Neither can I.

On the negative side did The Smiths influence anyone significant - Raymonde? The Railway Children? Bradford? The Bodines? the Chesterfields? The Shop Assistants? I rest my case, by 1986 there were many bands that were the bastard offspring / a cross breed between Lloyd Cole, The Farmers Boys, Bluebells and The Smiths. The NME was full of them, C86 scene was born and gormless bands were breeding like music inbred rabbits and it was full of shambling duds like Mighty Mighty, whose achievements would get to say number 21 on the indie charts and a session on the Janice Long show. Dull. And can we blame The Smiths for the gormless Housemartins and even the Proclaimers - who mirrored the ordinary anti fashion statement of The Smiths - or is that going to far?. How I hated the NME in 1987! nothing much has changed I still hate them in 2001!

Only 1, 000 Violins added something to the johnny marr guitars and the wit of Morrisey - and they were only minor indie chart/ Peel session favourites and now obscure band only remembered by a few. The first Bible album and June Brides are the only artists I can think of.

Also have you seen the new Mojo magazine - The Smiths on the cover! Even Mojo have left the 60s/70s.

Anyway thanks for How Soon is Now, This Charming Man - and The Queen is Dead LP, I also have Louder than Bombs on tape somewhere to. I am not obsessive about them, but release they played a significant part in music between 1983-1987.

DJ Martian, Sunday, 18 March 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

i don't think you can dismiss their influence by only bringing up bands that sound similar to the smiths. i am certain there are loads of bands that claim them as an influence although it might not be obvious.

keith, Sunday, 18 March 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

DG, ironically the only Smiths fan I ever met was a metalhead (I always suspected that you would find many a copy of "The Queen is Dead" stacked in the record-collections of metalheads).

Over-written lyrics are an interesting subject (probably good for a seperate thread) You could maybe seperate lyrics that are simply over- written (those Manics lyrics that JDB had to fit in somehow into singable lines) and lyrics that are just too thought out, too clever for their own good (too clever being of course subjective, but I can never escape the impression of Morrisey being in love with his own wit). It still isn't the complete picture for me since Stuart Murdoch's lyrics are overwritten in that way and I just lurve Belle & Sebastian (there I've said it).

One final note: Wells of course stops being funny if he zones in on one of your favorite bands. No harm done in the end since the man has such crap taste in music.

Omar, Sunday, 18 March 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Classic. Without The Smiths, you wouldn't be posting in or reading this forum, for a start ;)

I've been through pretty much all the phases mentioned. The first time I heard them - "Panic" - is one of the most powerful memories of my entire life. After that, abject worship: they defined my adolescence. Then into getting a bit annoyed with Morrissey and liking them for the music. Then into the ex-indie eclectic bit referred to above. Then rediscovering them and settling into my current attitude, which is: not everything they did was great, but I'll love them forever nonetheless.

Tom, Sunday, 18 March 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Dud. The shamefully underrated Neil Kulkarni probably summed it up best in a dissemination on the Cigarettes & Alcohol comp from last year: http://www.geekrock.com/bleedmusic/features/story.asp?id=178

THE SMITHS “Panic” I can hear people shudder that this is here: after all these years and even given the current state of Johnny Marr’s sideys there’s something about the Smiths that still has an unhealthy hold over people you’d love to love. Get the facts straight though: the Smiths were about nostalgia, they were about destroying any black trace in pop, when they emerged they were pretty much a rights-for-whites insistence that nothing since punk had mattered.

“Panic” is a letter to Melody Maker spun into a song and Morrisey is a Ted-fixated pre-immigration-fantasizing Granny of a man. This laid the groundwork of morose retrospect that Lad-rock would later find it’s spiritual motivation. Blame and shame them every chance you get.

iglooboy, Sunday, 18 March 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Ooh! It appears Wells has just contributed.

DG, Sunday, 18 March 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Oh bugger, he's quoting. Ignore my last post.

DG, Sunday, 18 March 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I can see how liking Pulp would fall under anglophilic, since Jarvis has that same "too witty for the classroom" thing going on, though the big difference is I like Pulp's style and Jarvis's voice a LOT better than the Smiths' style and Morrissey's voice, but the Manics? Just because they ARE British doesn't mean they make anglophilic music; if they were making anglophilic noncey-pants flounce about foppish twee stuff, they'd probably BE famous in America since that's what Americans like to see the Brits do. See: Hugh Grant.

I really DON'T have a problem with the Smiths' lyrics, for all the fighting round here about "overwritten lyrics". I mean, yeah, Morrissey has written some ridiculous crap, but overall he's not a lyricist I mind. It's his overblown voice and the actual music that I hate. Someone mentioned Frankly mr. Shankley, which is a song I loathe, but not because of the lyrics, because the music is so jarringly godawful to my ears that it makes me want to murder everyone involved. It comes down to that, for me.

Ally, Sunday, 18 March 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

In response to that article, I have to say that Kulkarni is right in some respects, notably that The Smiths did lead to the horrors of Britpop, but that's about it. All that pseudo-racist stuff is crap, just read anything about Johnny Marr and his music taste to see why. And aren't The Smiths just the most anti-lad bad ever? As for the rest of the piece, well, its hard to disagree with Kulkarni's verdicts (although its a an album packed full of easy targets), but he doesn't half talk a load of Wells-like crap, choice quotes being "...giving it to the middle-class boys who always wanted in, drooling wide-eyed from behind the boarding-school gates..." (of course, ALL middle-class kids go to boarding school), and "...that’s why middle class people want to be lads, because they don’t have personalities..." - I hope this is a wind-up, otherwise young Neil's one of the stupidest men alive. Speaking of which: http://www.durandal.easynet.co.uk/catatonia/warwick2.htm Or "Why you should ignore everything Kulkarni says".

DG, Sunday, 18 March 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I don't know if this is heretic, but I actually prefer solo Morrissey - or at least Bona Drag (yeah, I know it's not a *real* album) and Your Arsenal. Compared to most of the Smiths stuff I've heard, they're punchier, more melodic, less self-involved and overwrought, funnier even. Southpaw Grammar blows big chunks, though.

Patrick, Sunday, 18 March 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Mymy ol' Neil into Catatonia...would have thought it. Kulkarni was always the best hater, and he's right about 'Panic' (strange enough the only hit The Smiths scored here in Holland simply because radio- DJ's played it all the time in some bad ironic gesture "huhuh...he sings hang the DJ...huhuhuh!").

Omar, Monday, 19 March 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Smith-haters always amuse me, because they expect fans to care that they hate them. As if they'd burst into tears if someone called Morrissey a twat.

*yawn*

It's usually one of those sad little attention seeking things: "Hey! Aren't I opinionated! I'm such an iconoclast!".

Again, *yawn*.

Nicole, Monday, 19 March 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Kulkarni's an admirable journo but he does have his hobby-horses. Yes, Morrissey does not like 'black' music - luckily you don't have to have good taste in music in order to make good music, nor is there a rule that music has to have 'black' influences to be good. There have been plenty of times when I've listened to Morrissey or the Smiths and felt in desperate need of a beat at the end of it. So oddly enough what I have then done is to put a hip-hop or dance record on.

Tom, Monday, 19 March 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Dear, oh dear - I leave this forum for a couple of days and it gets overrun by *joke* questions.

the pinefox, Monday, 19 March 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I sort of agree with Tom about the lack of black influences on The Smiths' music, surely incorporating a reggae bass or a hip-hop beat wouldn't make them less crap. Which again differs from Mozzer's statements about 'black music', which are, from what i have gathered, small-minded bollocks. Still Kulkarni's critique of 'Cigarettes & Alcohol' is in general spot on (slaughtering more holy cows per minute than any other writer I know, rescueing the one gem: 'Step On', cheers mate!). Made me a bit nostalgic for the old Maker I must confess.

Now let's throw in something interesting: surely The Smiths influence was felt most where you wouldn't really expect it. I say their true heirs are Nine Inch Nails and Korn. Discuss!

Omar, Monday, 19 March 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

"True heirs"? Not sure about that, but they're on the same continuum of one facet of what the Smiths did. There's long been a strain in pop - perhaps it started with the Stooges' "No Fun" and "1969", perhaps sometime in the garage boom, perhaps it goes back to "Gloomy Sunday", who knows - which starts from an abjected, bored, frustrated and miserable point of view and tries to make sense of things from there. It mutates according to time and place, but it shows up in the Smiths as surely as it does in Korn. It also shows up in all sorts of other places, of course, so "heirs" is a bit strong.

Tom, Monday, 19 March 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

The Kulkarni article which is in the main a pointless re-statement of what is self-evident - The Stereophonics are crap, Cast are crap, Loaded/GQ is sexist crap....... Cheers Neil.

However it's clear that Kulkarni is as bigoted and stupid as those he trashes. The comments on 'Panic' make that plain enough.

Dr. C, Monday, 19 March 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Absolute Classic. I'd like to hear who you think is an interesting guitar player if you think that Johnny Marr is "boring as hell"! As a guitar player who started playing mainly because of Marr and is still 13 years later dumbfounded by his guitar wizardry, I just can't believe that we're listening to the very same thing. "Panic" is one of my favorite songs ever (even though the riff is ripped straight from T. Rex's "Metal Guru", and Marr has acknowledged as much!). Its got it all: pop melody, dance-ability, rousing chorus, etc...

Anyway, one of the greatest bands ever, definitely. And no, I am not some pasty-faced wussy who will cry when Morrissey is insulted either!

Tim Baier, Monday, 19 March 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

CLASSIC. CLASSIC CLASSIC CLASSIC. For _The Queen Is Dead_ alone, specifically "I Know It's Over", "There Is A Light That Never Goes Out", "The Queen Is Dead", and "Bigmouth Strikes Again".

Of course, their best song is "This Night Has Opened My Eyes", but that wasn't the question. Morrissey's voice is certainly a matter of taste, as he's one of the few in the genre who consistently sings on pitch (first album aside). I find a lot of his lyrics alternately hilarious and devastating, even on songs I don't particularly like (see "Girlfriend In A Coma", which may be the most inappropriate song he ever approached outside of "Bengali In Platforms"). As A solo artist, Morrissey is a screaming failure, but as part of The Smiths he managed to create some breath-taking stuff that I'll never let go of.

Sadly, Morrissey does have a punchable face.

Dan Perry, Monday, 19 March 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Nonsense.

the pinefox, Monday, 19 March 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I'm still not sure if Pinefox is on the classic or dud side? ;)

Where does everyone get the idea that Smiths fans have to cry when you tell them Mozzer is crap?

But yes Tim I just don't know what the big deal is about Marr...the guitars just don't really stand out, they're there and they're not. And if you really want to know: my favorite guitar players are J Mascis and Kevin Shields.

Omar, Monday, 19 March 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

the funny thing i've found with the Smiths is they same to be the bench mark of good taste. everyone who is cool seems to like them and have at least 1 cd buried in their collection somewhere. All the others seem to be chronic wankers or just have very bad taste (liking iron maiden, pretending to like hip-hop even though it is the dullest music on earth etc).

Nick Greenfield, Monday, 19 March 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Omar, I'm a very, very average guitar player but given the right effects and the right amp, I could pass as J. Mascis or Kevin Shields. Nothing they're doing is difficult, it's just SOUND. With Marr, apart from half a dozen songs, I wouldn't know where to start.

Dr. C, Monday, 19 March 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

1. I still think this is a joke thread. Earth: flat or spherical? etc.

2. But Dr C is of course quite correct: Marr was (let's leave the present out of it) utterly outstanding, spellbinding and inspirational. At an extraordinarily young age he had perfect facility with the guitar: and he developed a signature sound he was unafraid to play on extensively (I mean, he played the same way on lots of records - rightly), while also pushing the envelope and trying out different things. Examples: his interest in acoustic and folk playing; his piano playing on 'Shakespeare's Sister' or 'Asleep'; his sonic wizardry on 'How Soon Is Now?' and 'That Joke Isn't Funny Anymore', which was eventually enough even to win over the really avant-garde people who are usually interested in bleeps, strange noises, textures, dripping taps, trains etc. Despite his virtuosity, though, he didn't play the Virtuoso, didn't 'go out there and go wild on six strings', as he put it to Melody Maker in 1989: he was content to be an accompanist, to play for the song and not for himself. And to talk about his *playing* this way is perhaps to understate his achievement as a *writer*, as the man who wrote, so to speak, half of one of the very greatest canons of songs in pop history.

I have made all that sound duller than it is. It's the reverse of dull: it's maybe the most exciting thing that ever happened, anywhere.

3. Funnily enough, I don't quite agree with what Dr C (?) said about the difficulty of playing Marr's songs. OK, it's pretty much impossible to play them *like he does*, but I guess that goes for any great musician. The basic structures, chords, rhythms, arpeggios, riffs, etc are not so hard to pick up.

the pinefox, Monday, 19 March 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Nicole - if I'm understanding this correctly, bitchiness towards artists is only OK when YOU do it, and if it's directed at the Smiths, it's obviously an attitude display rather than a sincere opinion ? Wow.

Anyway, I read that Neil Kulkarni Cigarettes & Alcohol article, and I have a question. Is the "lads" culture that allegedly surrounds that music really *that* pervasive in the UK, or is Kulkarni just dealing in hyperbole ? If it is, then it's pretty amusing, 'cause over here, most of the people who would be aware that that music even exists would be anglophile fops and music geeks, pretty much lads' cultural opposites. I might make fun of England a lot, but I don't think I'd mind living someplace where the local equivalent of frat boys are into Pulp rather than Limp Bizkit.

Patrick, Monday, 19 March 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Heavens, Patrick, she didn't mean that. It's also okay if I do it, or Ally. Just not you. ;-)

Ned Raggett, Monday, 19 March 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Patrick:

"Is the "lads" culture that allegedly surrounds that music really *that* pervasive in the UK,

Five years ago it was, but less so now.

or is Kulkarni just dealing in hyperbole?"

I agree with pretty much everything he says about its malign cultural influence in the UK, but it's a soft and easy target by now. If he'd written that in 1996, though, it would have seemed much more relevant (and would have been seen in certain circles as almost blasphemous).

Kulkarni's a much-underrated writer, and his musical universe was far wider than any writers on the specialist hip-hop press (where some of the more narrow-minded indie kids would demand he fucked off to) - I remember in his euphoric review of The Brotherhood's "Elementalz" he alluded to Richard Thompson and Kevin Ayers, which might be seen as a refusal of the retro-orthodoxy of '96 and as a statement in favour of a completely different kind of "canon" (sort of what Ultramarine were working towards a few years before). That said, Tom, you're right; he has his hobby-horses and there are times when he goes too far, and I'd agree with you entirely that, if I want to hear a beat after I've been listening to The Smiths / Morrissey, I'll put on a dance or hip- hop record. I wouldn't want to hear them trying; that's not what they're there for.

Oh, and the answer to the question? Very similar to Tom's; despite everything, classic.

Robin Carmody, Monday, 19 March 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I am staggered that Omar says that the guitar in the Smiths doesn't really stand out. Go play _Louder Than Bombs_ and tell me again with a straight face that the guitar doesn't stand out.

I understand criticism of the pretension that runs rampant through many of their songs, but the music up until _Strangeways, Here We Come_ is mostly impeccable.

Dan Perry, Monday, 19 March 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Bitchiness is also okay when Tanya does it, btw.

Nicole, Monday, 19 March 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

No you will not. I wasn't gonna bother saying how much I hated 'em because it doesn't seem like a particularly hot issue any more, but I'm with Omar there 110%. I always thought Morrissey had pretty cool taste tho' ( in a neat reversal of the more popular "musicians I like whose tastes suck" question)..."Carry On" movies, "Terry" by Twinkle, all that adorable forgotten-by-every- sane-person garbage...no I'm not gay, why do you ask?

D.Zarakov, Tuesday, 20 March 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

---- Nothing they're doing is difficult, it's just SOUND. ----

Oh my, Dr.C don't say it's true :( Alas, even it were true, if something is easy to do it doens't necessarely make it less brilliant (jeez, did we go through punk for this!). Now although I've heard a lot of The Smiths, one eventually will come up with one track that I don't know on which St. Marr plays really loud.

And luckely I'm cool too in Nick's worldview, somewhere burried deep in my collection is "The Queen is Dead" (yes I really tried ;). Then again try to remember that 99.9% of the worldpopulation that don't own a stupid record by The Smiths are wankers.

Omar, Tuesday, 20 March 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Omar - I think I misunderstood your original point about Marr's playing. I agree with you that technical proficiency isn't really THAT important, and that the overall sound, and how it fits into the overall picture is what matters. However, Marr is great on all counts - it's not just when he's playing difficult stuff, listen to "This Night Has Opened My Eyes" which is simple, yet has a great feel.

Pinefox has expressed this far better than I can, and I agree with all he has said.

Dr. C, Tuesday, 20 March 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Best C-o-D thread since the Replacements, I think.

Tom, Tuesday, 20 March 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Also the longest (but that was to be expected ;) Of course I never said (or hope at least) that Marr is a bad guitar player, that would be silly. But I was just listening to 'Shoplifters' and I noticed that a) Mozzer's voice is so distinct that it pulls you away from the actual music b) the solo had me in stiches, it reminded me of Poison, albeit a very safe and gentle Poison :) Not exactly Louder than Bombs.

Omar, Tuesday, 20 March 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

"Shoplifters of the World Unite" would not work without the interplay between Morrissey's melody and Marr's guitar. Anyway, if you want to hear the guitar cranked up, play "London", "Shakespeare's Sister", "Sweet and Tender Hooligan", "These Things Take Time", "What Difference Does It Make?", "The Boy With The Thorn In His Side", or "Barbarism Begins At Home".

The fact that the guitar doesn't scream on every song doesn't mean that it isn't there or that its presence isn't felt. I mean, "Back To The Old House" without the guitar would be worthless. "Rubber Ring" would be nothing. No one would have remembered "How Soon Is Now?" As Morrissey's solo career shows, there was a synergy going on there that produced some amazing music.

Dan Perry, Tuesday, 20 March 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Poison? I thought the reference point for "Shoplifters" was Brian May. The only Smiths single owned by my goth-metal chums at school. I suppose it rocked enough for them. Fairly atypical Marr.

Michael Jones, Tuesday, 20 March 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

"Don't Need Nothin But a Good Time" is a 24 karat classic, so that's a pretty rockin' compliment to Marr.

Nicole, Tuesday, 20 March 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

to troll so does not behoove you, omar dear. (korn? is that the best you can do?) and for tom to get sucked in!

if the smiths really are as obscure around your parts as you suggest (you've only met *one* fan?) you've certainly taken great pains to study a band that doesn't interest you.

sundar subramanian, Tuesday, 20 March 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Well, Sundar dear, 15 years of reading the British music press certainly helps, you don't have to study a band you are almost force fed (even my favorite book on music, 'Blissed Out', starts with an Mozzer interview ). But is it really so hard to believe that you only meet one Smiths fan all your life? :)

Omar, Tuesday, 20 March 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

It's hard for me to believe that you've only met one fan because everyone who I've played The Smiths for who wasn't primarily a death- metal fan has really liked them. (With the death-metal folks, it was an 80% dislike/20% like divide.)

Dan Perry, Tuesday, 20 March 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

*Sigh* [you know I get every reply in my mailbox :)] What do you want me to say that I don't hang out with saddo anglophiles who are stuck in the 80s? You want me to say it, don't you? ;) You know what the typical anwser is when somebody returns 'Blissed Out'? "Yeah, good book, but what's with the friggin' Morrisey interview, i don't want to read about that shit."

As for the Korn connection, Tom gave a very clear response. There's a kind of narcissistic self-loathing with that singer that somehow reminds me of Mozzer, although instead of a hearing-aid he has a bagpipe and really crap hair (I'm almost certain that if you ask him he'll say 'The Queen is Dead'is one of his favorite albums). Actually Reynolds made a far bolder claim recently by comparing Eminem and Moz. He's right by the way.

Omar, Tuesday, 20 March 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

If Omar knows one Smiths fan in real-life, then that's one more than *I* know. I'm not sure someone who you played the records to once and who liked it qualifies as a fan.

Patrick, Tuesday, 20 March 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

as i said the smiths are the benchmark of GOOD taste. So no omar, you are not cool by my definition. Myabe jon davies is atempting to be mozzer, but a mozzer for the "noughties" but he cirtainly isn't doing a very good job of it. I'd rather be force fed Smiths than force fed Coldplay and sodding Starsailor!

Nick Greenfield, Tuesday, 20 March 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I think the Morrissey bits in Blissed Out stand up better than a lot of it. The sound-as-sound aesthetic being pushed in that book felt revolutionary when I first came across it but seems - dare I say it - a bit dated now. The bits I enjoy most now are those where Reynolds is skewering the stuff that was wrong with music then, not going on about AR Kane.

Tom, Tuesday, 20 March 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Still calling people chronic wankers because they don't like a particular band is a bit like calling someone a racist cunt for not liking hip hop in other words: a bit stupid.

Omar, Tuesday, 20 March 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

To echo Tom E: who on earth thinks that the Morrissey interview at the start of Blissed Out is the bad bit that nobody wants to read? It's the *only* bit of that book I've ever read. Again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again.

I have sometimes spent the night at Stephen Troussé's house.

the pinefox, Tuesday, 20 March 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I was re-reading Blissed Out recently and Reynolds is still so in awe with Moz there, it's almost cute :) Which doesn't mean it isn't a good article. I find those Pop-schemers essays a bit dated now. My favorite bits start after the Noise article (all of the dreampop stuff, esp. the descriptions of AR Kane ;), the Wasted Youth essay and all of the house stuff).

Omar, Tuesday, 20 March 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

The 'on the cusp of techno's breakthrough' stuff towards the end of _Blissed Out_ is most interesting in retrospect, but yes, Tom's right -- the bile Reynolds and David Stubbs heap on the mainstream eighties is worthy and utterly hilarious.

And I did always like the Moz interview -- I also really liked the amusing bit at the beginning regarding how lyrics come up with in a semi-drunken haze get taken as tablets of truth by fans. So true, so true!

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 20 March 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

pretty hard to believe, yeah. aside from "how soon is now?" and "this charming man," they didn't chart in a big way here but are very well known and liked among alternative rock (what term to use?) fans. you would have met at least a couple fans.

sundar subramanian, Tuesday, 20 March 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

no, i said they are wankers OR THEY JUST HAVE VERY BAD TASTE. I cannot think of one person i know who has respectable music taste who doesn't like the smiths.

Nick Greenfield, Tuesday, 20 March 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I'm sure a Smiths fan or two who didn't identify themselves as such must have been part of my acquaintances at one point or another. But right now, unless some of my co-workers are closeted Smiths fans, which isn't entirely impossible, pretty much everyone I know is into soft-rock, or U2, or dance-pop, or not into music at all. I don't really know anyone into alt-rock besides people who might have heard a couple Green Day or Soul Asylum songs they liked and bought the album once.

Patrick, Tuesday, 20 March 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

pinefox: Hold on here, the Marr guitar parts may sound basic but they are nowhere near standard fare. Unless you're familiar with chords like G#/Dsus6 and A#5dim, you're on the wrong planet. To a novice, a C chord sounds deceptively similar to Cmajadd5, and so on. I've been pursuing Marr's guitar tactics for almost 15 years now and to play the songs the CORRECT way is downright fingertwisting. Don't forget the open chord tunings either. Sure, there are a few easy ones thrown in there for novices to strum along with, but on the whole, they're terribly difficult.

Tim Baier, Tuesday, 20 March 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Ahem. Mr. Baier, are the senior members of your family familar with the intricacies of egg-sucking?

Tim, Wednesday, 21 March 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

i would have thought any of the regular contributors would have realised that the pinefox *is* in fact on the wrong planet, which is why we love him :)

All these comments and not one mention of the rhythm section?? Much like entwistle and moon, joyce and rourke's contribution is often overlooked (and not just when it comes to royalties). Anyway, classic, that was the question wasn't it?

carsmilesteve, Wednesday, 21 March 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I'm sorry, I was a bit overzealous with my chord naming. I hope you all understand that I have no idea what those chords are and if they are even chords at all, I was just making shit up. The only one *I* know is C honestly. But I know many of them by ear and tab.

Anyway, you could say "nobody can play those songs quite like Hendrix played them, but the basic chords, arpeggios, etc. are easy". You could apply that to any great guitar player cause a guitar is a guitar and rock music is rock music. Anybody can learn the notes too and get 90% of the way there, but its that last little bit that seperates guys who can finger chords well from guys like Marr and Hendrix.

Btw, yes, my dad likes eggs. What's your point?

Tim Baier, Wednesday, 21 March 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

My point was that if anyone I know is completely aware of the structures of Smiths tunes, it's Mr. Fox. To point out chords to him is, I would contend, somewhat akin to teaching ones grandmother to suck eggs. Apologies if it was a bit obscure.

Tim, Thursday, 22 March 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Some of Rourke's bass playing is pretty amazing. Bouncy and not- obvious. Didn't he play funk with Marr before The Smiths?

Dr. C, Thursday, 22 March 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Yeah, a white funk band called White Dice. I think they tried to hide that fact in interviews but listening to "Barbarism Begins at Home", we know better...

Tim Baier, Thursday, 22 March 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

two weeks pass...
Classic. I'm not going to talk about musicianship and stuff because I'm the least qualified person to do that, but I can tell you this much: for someone like me, the Smiths is a band that I can relate to: I've related to Morrissey's lyrics too often. Some of them make me laught because of their tongue-in-cheek characteristics and some of them simply choke me up.

Cecilia, Tuesday, 10 April 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

two months pass...
Just read Tom's Smiths article in the archives and it's a really beautiful and poignant piece of writing. I've heard very little Smiths, but I'll deem them Classic because they inspired that article. ( and, on a larger scale, FT. And what would I do without this site? )

Mitch Lastnamewithheld, Friday, 22 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Since this thread has been revived:

THE VERY BEST OF THE SMITHS: CLASSIC *AND* DUD??

the pinefox, Friday, 22 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Yes, C and D. This endless repackaging pisses me off. Who wants this album, given that all their back catalogue including all the other greatest hits or whatever they're called.? It seems to me that the only function is to allow people to 'do' the Smiths in one CD. Do these people exist?

The cover - how long did it take them to come up with Charles Hawtrey? It's lazy,dull-witted hackwork.

Dr. C, Friday, 22 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

The other amazing thing is the diabolical running order. Fast songs together, slow songs together, that kind of thing. The most basic understanding of how to make a tape would have precluded this.

the pinefox, Friday, 22 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Classic. The one group I can't ever single out a favourite album or song by because of the sheer volume of memorable, crucial output. For the music, and a lot of other reasons besides.

Okay, from 1983 - 1987 I probably had the biggest case of Smithsitis in North America. I hounded the staff of a now-defunct record store in my hometown to drive me 500 miles to see them in Chicago - they complied. I bought everything I could lay my hands on, had people make me PAL- converted videotapes of all TV stuff from the UK and augmented my film and reading lists with every single piece of Angry Young Man filmmaking and writing available to me - in many ways, this 'bands with a syllabus' thing was the Manics' province in the '90s, but it was a great ladder upstairs to places like university, especially for a lot of people who were not from comfortable backgrounds (I'd do you a great big list of European, UK and US musicians and writers but I'd be here a while). There was also a huge radical feminism component to Morrissey, which sat well with the stuff he liked oustide the kitchen sink canon. He also linked me up to Kenneth Anger, Truman Capote, Warhol everything, Derek Jarman, other Manchester bands and oddly enough, this brought me eventually to House music.

To sing (in weird half-step vocals that people like Ofra Haza would later drop into the charts) that the music on the radio had nothing to say to him about his life in 1986 was pretty spot-on considering what actually played on daytime R1 in the days before Detroit and Chicago impacted on the British charts and before the invention of MIDI. How this made a Tamla-Motown lover a racist in the eyes of the press I'll never know (it's borderline reductive to say this, but I'd never be so facile as to call my black friends who only listen to hip-hop racists because of the music they're into).And as much as he hated his one remix, at least it was by François Kervorkian!

People I know now, such as the gay A&R who signed the Smiths to EMI, agreed with me when I posited the theory that Morrissey was one of those closet cases who fancied, but never touched, the men most likely to bash him: beery lads, Latino boys, skinheads, etc. This has become more pronounced the older he's become. If you look at the reccurring fascination for those styles in the fashion world, it's also down to ageing gay creatives literally flirting with dodginess...

Since you guys are dropping Reynolds science to justify your own C or D arguments, I should maybe remind you of something he wrote for Spin in the late '80s. It was about the concept of the pernicious influence, the group a band loves that doesn't let them move forward if they try to emulate them. I seem to recall Smiths being top of the list!

And Johnny Marr? Although he's partially responsible for Oasis being here now (legs-up, same management, yucch) he made the guitar cool in the face of my favourite synth stuff simply because he played it beautifully and never once went for the cheap cock-rock option!

suzy, Friday, 22 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

.....counting on my fingers & toes i'd now say that what i said about the smiths back up there was among the 50 or 60 stupidest things i've "contributed" to this board. I certainly don't HATE the smiths...can't *like* 'em but that's just 'cause i was already too old for 'em when they came along (you know, like 20 or something)...his lyrics back then i think were quite brilliant.

d.z., Friday, 22 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Disproving one of the stereotypes listed herein, I like death metal and I like the Smiths. But, proving another, I like regular metal too and I like the Smiths.

As fer the last stereotype -- when I was an undergrad (early- to mid- nineties), the IT guy where I worked was a big-time metalhead -- though he liked a lot of eighties cheesy hair-metal as well as the good stuff. Big strapping country boy from the mountains of Pennsylvania, even had a pick-up truck. The only alternative/indie/whatever band he liked was the Smiths. Go figure.

Tadeusz Suchodolski, Saturday, 23 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Hurray for your remarks, Suzy--you've said everything I would have liked to have said but was afraid of getting bashed for (I probably still will). I'm not out to defend or condemn, but Brits should at least realize how much Morrissey/Marr & Co. meant to certain of us Anglo-loving American types in the mid-'80s. Besides, they were perhaps the first band who made me want to laugh and cry, often at the same time. Perhaps you were with me, Suzy, at Chicago's Aragon Ballroom in 1985...

X. Y. Zedd, Saturday, 23 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

No, the Great Smiths Road Trip was in '86, to the same venue, a few weeks before I headed to New York for university - and I also had tickets my aunt's friend scored for me for the Radio City gig that never happened because Andy Rourke 'stepped on a jellyfish'. Bullshit...unless it was full of skag!

As we were driving up to the Aragon in baking late-afternoon sun the group emerged; I went all 'driver, STOP THE CAR!' and rushed over to meet my heroes. Luckily, I managed to be blasé about this despite a complete freakout in the car - and weirdly, found Morrissey a bit slow on the uptake. Johnny Marr was hilarious, though - a bit like a chipmunk on speed. Calm in the face of the experience, when I returned to Mininoplace I had to be scraped off the ceiling or forced by my friends to SHUT THE FUCK UP. But I learned:

1. People in groups are not always as clever as you want them to be - or, indeed, as intelligent as they think they are.

2. I possessed the unique ability to perfectly apply liquid eyeliner in a moving vehicle.

The gig was great, by the way.

suzy, Saturday, 23 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Amusingly, considering the stuff about laddism upthread, the pointless "The Very Best Of The Smiths" is currently being advertised on the UK's most laddish radio station, talkSPORT.

The fact that John Peel does the voiceover is even more predictable than everything else. Strange to hear his voice again on the old Radio 1 medium wave frequency, though.

Robin Carmody, Monday, 25 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I think that page 193 of Jonathan Coe's THE ROTTERS' CLUB contains a deliberate proleptic allusion to the 'Caligula' line in 'Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now'.

the pinefox, Monday, 25 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Just saw that new best of on HMV.co.uk, and I'd just like to know -
Why?

DG, Monday, 25 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Paint a vulgar picture?

Since I bought all of the Smiths albums on cassette *far too long ago*, I keep thinking of getting decent replacement copies of them on cd. It would be nice if the albums were all reissued nicely with the b-sides, etc. instead of forcing yet another illogical Best Of on the public.

Nicole, Tuesday, 26 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I'm sure I'm not the only person to have thought of that song, Nicole ...

Robin Carmody, Tuesday, 26 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I shouldn't think the band are behind the best-of, it's WEA I reckon.

DG, Tuesday, 26 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

one month passes...
YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKERS!!! THE QUEEN IS DEAD IS THE BEST ALBUM EVER AND THE BOY WITH THE THORN IN HIS SIDE IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL SONG EVER !!!

ivan mandic, Friday, 10 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

No, "This Night Has Opened My Eyes" is the most beautiful song ever.

Dan Perry, Friday, 10 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Actually it's 'I Don't Owe You Anything'.

DavidM, Monday, 13 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

i think you'll find it is actually 'Everybody Let's Fuck'

gareth, Tuesday, 14 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I don't think that's been PROVEN BY SCIENCE to be a Smiths song, you know.

DG, Tuesday, 14 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Discovering such a proof = URGENT AND KEY

Richard Tunnicliffe, Tuesday, 14 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I agree with Richard. Divert all federal funds NOW.

Dan Perry, Tuesday, 14 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

two months pass...
If you think of the Smiths in simplistic terms, they were a great band with far more top class songs than many other more recognised bands of their era. ie u2, rem. I just wish i was there at the time, morrisey is the ultimate pop star, opinionated, arrogant, bad tempered, hilarious and charismatic. Constantly sacking their managers was a masterstroke, kind of similar to spinal taps drummers...

Robert McPherson, Tuesday, 6 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

three months pass...
You are obviously a pedophile and an loser. Who else sounds like them moron. Your precious house bands?

I live in Canada, but my cousin is Adam Clayton. Now there's an over-rated band. Not to mention Daft Punk, you Punky-ass bitch!

Rob Clarkson, Thursday, 28 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

It's like a fusion of eight different board regulars as one person.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 28 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

one month passes...
When someone has to come down to the depths of cursing a bands image or apperance, its quite obviuos that a real musical question has not been put forward. I don't think I have to answer classic or "dud"

Graham, Saturday, 6 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

one month passes...
Over written lyrics. I didn't realise there was such a thing! Morrissey is one of the greatest poets of the 20th century. Without doubt the most influential artist to come from the UK in the last 20 years. Every point you've made about the why the smiths were utter shite is exactly why they contributed so largely to the british music industry. I won' even start telling you how Richie James (manics) was also on a par with poets such as Plath. As for why nobody in mainland Europe likes them? Uh they don't all speak english. I don't listen to meaningful french, german, spanish songs because i don't understand them. Simply the most dilectable band ever to grace the british music scene.

Colin Gates, Monday, 20 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I won' even start telling you how Richie James (manics) was also on a par with poets such as Plath.

Hahahahahahaha yes, this is actually quite true!

nabisco%%, Monday, 20 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Plath and Richey Manic are so much on the same level its unbelievable. Now, if you'll excuse me, there's a candle I need to stare into.

Dom Passantino, Monday, 20 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

That's unfair. Plath was a significant poet - even Hugh Kenner, no fan of these things, admitted as much 30 years ago. And her prose was better still, in my eyes.

(This is not to justify what the fellow upthread says about anything else.)

the pinefox, Monday, 20 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

stop press / Paltrow to play Plath in new flick.

the pinefox, Tuesday, 21 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

She already has. Haven't you seen The Royal Tenenbaums?

Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 21 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

YES!! i larfed non-stop (and so did dr vick)

mark "the s stands for WHAT THE FUCK ELSE COULD I DO THE GOAL WAS WIDE OPEN M'LU, Tuesday, 21 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

three months pass...
On the subject of Marr, does anyone know have EXACT tabs of his guitar playing on the Smiffs records? It's quite hard to figure out exactly what's going on in the songs, the guitar is quite low in the mix. And they're definately a classic band.

Jaymeeness, Monday, 16 September 2002 16:16 (twenty-two years ago)

one month passes...
Reminder: from Zapsmart (a UK music media listings alert) Yahoo Group

The Smiths

These Things Take Time is, apparently, a Smiths documentary on Friday 8th November. It's on ITV but only in the Granada, Border and Tyne Tees regions

Don't know about other regions? buy the TV supplements in the Saturday
/Sunday papers to check.

DJ Martian (djmartian), Friday, 1 November 2002 20:27 (twenty-two years ago)

I got The Queen is Dead. Enjoyed it a bit, favorite song remains Frankly, Mr Shankly. I listened to the entire CD twice, and havent heard it since.

Also, either way, they're one of the gayest bands ever.

David Allen, Saturday, 2 November 2002 03:13 (twenty-two years ago)

i never wore flowers in my back pocket or a hearing aid in my ear but being a mildly sad young kid with no social skills i suppose i believed they existed for people like me.

I thought that was the formula of the Smiths.. they have ever known for what reasons they have been into music arena. And I also am thinking same thoughts for Manics and the other leading combinations of British Pop. They have always shown the same point, from the direction of every groups own artistic catches and daily routine . So they wanted to show us how capital city could be alianated people by prisoned the person into money based relations, the objection of no-mistake, obeyance for survival and etc. which are not illustrated with the ' freedom of reality '. For these reasons The Smiths and others couldn't have been Punk ever, because i believe they show everyone how to survive as humans in big cities. So new ones are using their terminology as proggressing its argument by placing it to more positively speak-out platform, because new indie-pop generation has much comformitted lives through post-modernism but they (also we) have much complicated future problems. I am offering ' The Queen Is Dead ', to who can't be introduced with The Smiths. It should also be given a chance to Cocteu Twins, Bauhaus, Joy Division and all other post-punk voices of British Island .

I. Eken (I. Eken), Sunday, 3 November 2002 12:29 (twenty-two years ago)

one year passes...
CD80 'portable' Smiths & Morrissey solo (combined) go!

This Charming Man
What Difference Does It Make?
Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now
Please Please Please Let Me Get What I Want
How Soon Is Now
Shakespeare's Sister
The Boy With the Thorn In His Side
Bigmouth Strikes Again
The Queen Is Dead (Take Me Back To Dear Old Blighty)
Cemetary Gates
There is a Light That Never Goes Out
Panic
Ask
Shoplifters of the World Unite
Half a Person
Sheila Take a Bow
Is It Really So Strange?
Girlfriend In a Coma
Stop Me If You Think You've Heard This One Before
Suedehead
Hairdresser On Fire
Everyday Is Like Sunday
We Hate It When Our Friends Become Successful
The More You Ignore Me, The Closer I Get

(81:26 overburn! chronological by first appearance, missing key classics, but a decent single disc survey)

Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 13 November 2003 22:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Utterly classic up until "Sheila Take A Bow", anyway.

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 13 November 2003 23:13 (twenty-one years ago)

The Smiths were generally overrated. Their way of songwriting just didn't work, as they didn't pay close enough attention to melodic qualities. Morrissey's lyrics and Marr's guitar improvisations became too important, which led to repetitive songs, over repetitive chord patterns.

Then, along came Stone Roses, and UK indie was saviored.

Geir Hongro (GeirHong), Thursday, 13 November 2003 23:15 (twenty-one years ago)

enough with your neologizing you mentalonordist

typo acapulco (gcannon), Thursday, 13 November 2003 23:54 (twenty-one years ago)

Does Geir mean it got made into a pastie?!

Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Thursday, 13 November 2003 23:56 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.nihilistdisco.matterwave.net/images/yakidk.jpg

Geir, you make my head hurt.

Manuela Kamosi (mjt), Thursday, 13 November 2003 23:59 (twenty-one years ago)

The Smiths were a great singles band, but I would never want to listen to them for more than fifteen minutes at a time. (At least now. When I was fifteen it was a differnet story.)

Ian Johnson (orion), Friday, 14 November 2003 02:26 (twenty-one years ago)

"fifteen minutes with Ian, oh IIIII wouldn't sayyyy no"

the surface noise (electricsound), Friday, 14 November 2003 02:27 (twenty-one years ago)

This is silly. They easily deserve to be considered among the great British bands of all time.

J-rock (Julien Sandiford), Friday, 14 November 2003 03:33 (twenty-one years ago)

The Smiths were the gayest band of all time.

So, classic, then.

Mr. Snrub (Mr. Snrub), Friday, 14 November 2003 03:34 (twenty-one years ago)

I can't believe how controversial this is when everyone agreed that Duran Duran were classic. Ridiculous.

ddrake, Friday, 14 November 2003 05:53 (twenty-one years ago)

(I would like to clarify that my earlier comment was about Spencer's mix, not The Smiths, who were a stone-cold classic no matter how much Morrissey may irritate me today.)

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 14 November 2003 13:06 (twenty-one years ago)

The Smiths were generally overrated. Their way of songwriting just didn't work, as they didn't pay close enough attention to melodic qualities. Morrissey's lyrics and Marr's guitar improvisations became too important, which led to repetitive songs, over repetitive chord patterns.

for a long time I have said "Geir's not so bad, give him a break".

but now I say GEIR MUST BE DESTROYED.

DV (dirtyvicar), Friday, 14 November 2003 13:30 (twenty-one years ago)

Sometimes I want to meet Geir to see what sort of muppet can actually come out with such nonsense. Other times I'm with DV and wish he didn't exist.

chris (chris), Friday, 14 November 2003 13:35 (twenty-one years ago)

It's just an indication that Geir completely fails to grasp/appreciate/understand/care much about the extra-musical content/context of pop, which is fair enough.

It means his pop life (from my POV) is irreversibly impoverished as a result, but it allows all manner of other material through for him to enjoy without the contextual baggage that might put other people off.

I don't have a problem with him at all - he just doesn't experience pop music in anything like the same way I do.

Michael Jones (MichaelJ), Friday, 14 November 2003 13:41 (twenty-one years ago)

I bet he dances in much the same funky way as you though, Jonesy.

Tim (Tim), Friday, 14 November 2003 13:44 (twenty-one years ago)

'melody' IS 'extra-musical content'

dave q, Friday, 14 November 2003 13:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Explain, Dave.

Michael Jones (MichaelJ), Friday, 14 November 2003 13:55 (twenty-one years ago)

I normally find Geir entertaining and think you are all MEAN to him.

but when he disses the Smiths - that's out of order.

DV (dirtyvicar), Friday, 14 November 2003 17:24 (twenty-one years ago)

six months pass...

MOJO reports that an actual genuine get-together (previously unreported anywhere) took place between all 4 smiths in 1995, and that the full story is to appear in a 148 page mag-book-thing
Q SMITHS SPECIAL (available friday 28th 2004).
it advises that we all get 'a stiff drink' ready.

can't wait!

piscesboy, Tuesday, 25 May 2004 16:00 (twenty-one years ago)

I read somewhere that this story is much overblown.

Mary (Mary), Tuesday, 25 May 2004 16:32 (twenty-one years ago)

dude wtf crack was I on when this thread started?

Allyzay, Wednesday, 26 May 2004 03:27 (twenty-one years ago)

so you like the smiths now, ally?

J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Wednesday, 26 May 2004 03:28 (twenty-one years ago)

yeah! I've also owned plenty of Morrissey albums and have since the early 90s so I'm not sure what I was saying about hating his voice either, I must've decided I hated all sad music for that month or something.

Allyzay, Wednesday, 26 May 2004 03:36 (twenty-one years ago)

Maybe there was a Smiths fan you were trying to forget about dealing with at the time?

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 26 May 2004 04:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Classic! A SMITHS CONVERT!

I can't get excited about this Mojo thing, though. I mean, 1995? It all sounds kindof far fetched, or yeah, probably overblown.

x-post

Bimble (bimble), Wednesday, 26 May 2004 04:31 (twenty-one years ago)

I mean wasn't that when they were in the midst of lawsuits? Why else would they meet?

Bimble (bimble), Wednesday, 26 May 2004 04:33 (twenty-one years ago)

haha Ned you cheeky bastard.

Allyzay, Wednesday, 26 May 2004 04:33 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.q4music.com/nav?page=q4music.page&fixture_page=116524&resource=1

piscesboy, Wednesday, 26 May 2004 10:15 (twenty-one years ago)

MOJO reports that an actual genuine get-together (previously unreported anywhere) took place between all 4 smiths in 1995

Why does this make me think of Our Friends In The North?

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, 26 May 2004 10:16 (twenty-one years ago)

stranger still it was chrissie hynde that was responsible...

piscesboy, Wednesday, 26 May 2004 10:35 (twenty-one years ago)

From the way I heard it described, C. Hynde said that they should get together and try to work a few things out. Nothing more than that.

Mary (Mary), Wednesday, 26 May 2004 17:14 (twenty-one years ago)

(Ally: I think you also said on another thread somewhere that you hated every Morrissey song except Speedway.)

Mary (Mary), Wednesday, 26 May 2004 17:15 (twenty-one years ago)

!!! I do apologize and have no explanation for my bizarre behavior!

Allyzay, Wednesday, 26 May 2004 17:23 (twenty-one years ago)

the smiths at the beeb documentary/sessions is on again in 2 parts on the ALEX JAMES show on bbc 6 radio. tuesday and wednesday i think or wedneday and thurday i can't remember. its fckng ace.

piscesboy, Tuesday, 1 June 2004 11:19 (twenty-one years ago)

six months pass...
If I had a time machine I'd go back in time and kill whoever stamped on Morrisey's hamster.

mei (mei), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 17:38 (twenty years ago)

Water: Classic or Dud?

Bimble..., Wednesday, 22 December 2004 17:43 (twenty years ago)

the smiths are the poor man's wedding present.

there, i've always wanted to say that in a public place. i'm going to run away now and hide.

you know it's true, though. you KNOW it's true.

grimly fiendish (grimlord), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 19:57 (twenty years ago)

"Girl you know it's true! Ooh ooh ooh I love you!"

NOOOOO! No one is allowed to call that song to mind in my brain! OUCH!

I want to have surgery, pluck the cells involved with that song out of my brain forever please. I swear I'm innocent. I didn't know that was lurking in my memory. I'll even take...well no, I won't take "shiny happy people", it's not that bad, but..

How can The Smiths be a poor man's Wedding Present when the guitarists and their sound are so completely different? One would NEVER imagine Steve Albini producing The Smiths, for example. I wouldn't care to hear the grunge Smiths, come to think of it. Or the hardcore Smiths. Even if you hate the Smiths, let's just leave them as they are shall we? They're in a land quite a few hills away from the Wedding Present.

Bimble..., Thursday, 23 December 2004 07:51 (twenty years ago)

"Classic times fucking 10 anyway."

A major, major understatement.

Stewart Osborne (Stewart Osborne), Thursday, 23 December 2004 09:23 (twenty years ago)

There were still overrated.

Now if they had only ever made a song as beautifully melodic and harmonic as "Made Of Stone" or "Bye Bye Badman"...

Geir Hongro, Thursday, 23 December 2004 18:57 (twenty years ago)

'Ask' is damn melodic.

57 7th (calstars), Thursday, 23 December 2004 19:37 (twenty years ago)

Morrisey rarely sang a "melody" that contained more than three notes.

Few bands evoke such strong feelings of loathing in me -- maybe it's just because I've had to have this argument so many times with incredulous fans who can't fathom someone not liking The Smiths. There is no band that I like that I can't at least fathom someone else not liking. But I cannot fathom the utter reverence for The Smiths. Dud Dud Dud Dud Dud.

Hurting (Hurting), Friday, 24 December 2004 04:50 (twenty years ago)

(Note that The Wedding Present is a poor man's everything.)

Classic duh duh duh

Atnevon (Atnevon), Friday, 24 December 2004 04:53 (twenty years ago)

How can The Smiths be a poor man's Wedding Present when the guitarists and their sound are so completely different?

it's more to do with the emotional milieu in which the bands work: the poor indie loser out of step with the world. mind you, even that's not much of a comparison, i admit. i'm not sure where my patented "poor man's weddding present" comparison came from, but it certainly winds people up in the pub. perhaps that's the only reason i came up with it, actually ;)

grimly fiendish (grimlord), Monday, 27 December 2004 23:17 (twenty years ago)

Ha ha ha! Cheers.

Bimble..., Monday, 27 December 2004 23:44 (twenty years ago)

one year passes...
thinking about the record sleeves, and i've always thought that somehow the aesthetic doesn't match the songs aesthetic?

-- (688), Sunday, 13 August 2006 05:35 (nineteen years ago)

There were still overrated.

Now if they had only ever made a song as beautifully melodic and harmonic as "Made Of Stone" or "Bye Bye Badman"...

GREATEST. TROLL POST. EVER.

Domenico Buttez (ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!!), Sunday, 13 August 2006 05:49 (nineteen years ago)

I can't stand Morrisey, although when I have a few drinks, I can do a wicked imitation of him singing PAVEMENT's Summer Babe. I think I only like about 3 songs by the Smiths, by that's just a matter of taste, and I would have to still say classic over dud. I do think Johnny Marr is great, and would have been so in any number of bands.

nicky lo-fi (nicky lo-fi), Sunday, 13 August 2006 07:00 (nineteen years ago)

Well this is weird to have a Smiths thread resurrected. I was just thinking earlier tonight about ten years ago when I saw someone singing along to the Smiths, and fell in love with them.

Kiss My Grits! (Bimble...), Sunday, 13 August 2006 08:09 (nineteen years ago)

this is weird for me too. this morning i came across a cassette of kill uncle at the back of a drawer and really enjoyed listening to it. i had forgotten how very passionately i loved the smiths and morrissey as a teen. i can still see why.

gem (trisk), Sunday, 13 August 2006 08:13 (nineteen years ago)

one year passes...

I say Classic.

Daniel, Esq., Friday, 18 January 2008 05:10 (seventeen years ago)

four months pass...

could someone explain bo diddley in how soon is now (according to the nyt)? humming would be okay.

youn, Tuesday, 3 June 2008 23:43 (seventeen years ago)

the rotochorus (or whatever it is) on the main guitar kind of does a bump babump babump babump-bump thing

that's less cringey than reuters' subhead of 'influenced rockers from elvis to u2'

gff, Tuesday, 3 June 2008 23:59 (seventeen years ago)

yeah the accents resemble the Bo Diddley beat with all the swing taken out

Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 4 June 2008 01:35 (seventeen years ago)

one of the greatest bands in history. not just for the mystique or their singularly unique sound, but for the quality and depth of the songs.

Charlie Howard, Wednesday, 4 June 2008 05:21 (seventeen years ago)

haha i'm gonna hear them in a brand new way now that you've said that

Eyeball Kicks, Wednesday, 4 June 2008 13:32 (seventeen years ago)

was morrissey really that good a writer? or did he just have a distinct persona/writing voice?

mr x, Wednesday, 4 June 2008 13:43 (seventeen years ago)

NO/YES

asey, Wednesday, 4 June 2008 14:13 (seventeen years ago)

eyeball,
look no further than 'i know it's over' when re-evaluating the smiths' work :)
listen for when those big drums enter and morrissey's delivery builds in intensity. it's that cascading, restrained guitar line that keeps everything in check and prevents the song from collapsing under its own weight. really powerful stuff. the song is really poignant and introspective with a sort of resigned, sad sense of humour underpinning it... one of many examples of the band's multi-dimensional approach to songwriting.

Charlie Howard, Wednesday, 4 June 2008 14:57 (seventeen years ago)

Morrissey was a good writer, yes. Why he doesn't seem to be such a good lyricist anymore, I don't know.

Bimble, Wednesday, 4 June 2008 15:53 (seventeen years ago)

he's just lazier these days. still has some poignant insights every now and then

Charlie Howard, Wednesday, 4 June 2008 16:02 (seventeen years ago)

is he actually that funny? (in a good way) or is he still funny (in a bad, hahah, oh god that is so terrible but i cant believe he just said that old-timey bingo hall entertainer kind of way)?

(am debating this after listening to the song about americans on quarry).

mr x, Wednesday, 4 June 2008 16:49 (seventeen years ago)

For all the praise Morrissey and Marr get, it was quite often the Rhythm section that made The Smiths interesting. Morrissey's lyrics are intermittently quite witty, but he's not much cop at writing melodies, he just kind of wobbles up and down.

chap, Wednesday, 4 June 2008 16:57 (seventeen years ago)

sometimes hes witty. other times his humour is just ropey.

mr x, Wednesday, 4 June 2008 16:59 (seventeen years ago)

i think he's a lot funnier (even when he's not trying particularly hard) than your average wordy joe schmuck fishing for laughs

Charlie Howard, Wednesday, 4 June 2008 17:00 (seventeen years ago)

eleven months pass...

I went to see Andy Rourke do a DJ set tonight. I had a great time. At the end of the night he let me put on his glasses! He has the coolest glasses, I'm sorry. They're prescription he said, but they're sortof...half sunglasses, half not. They make him look sortof Lennon-ish or Liam-ish from far away I guess. Just slightly square in shape. I love them. He played two Pixies tracks (both from Doolittle), Devo's "Whip It", T-Rex's "Telegram Sam", a mashup of Blondie's Rapture and Doors' Riders On The Storm, ended the set with Stone Roses "I Am The Resurrection" and Doves "M62". There was also a new-ish song I liked and didn't know and went to his computer screen to find out what it was. It was by The New Young Pony Club called "The Get Go". He also played a bunch of other dance music I didn't recognize but was fun to dance to.

Oh also, I asked him what was on his T-shirt because he had a sportcoat and you couldn't see it. So he showed me and it was an arty colorful silhouette pic of Betty Page with something else on top of it.

There were some pretty cool bands who played as well. That is all.

Sleep Tundra (Bimble Is Still More Goth Than You), Saturday, 23 May 2009 09:58 (sixteen years ago)

Also the only Smiths song he played was Bigmouth.

Sleep Tundra (Bimble Is Still More Goth Than You), Saturday, 23 May 2009 09:59 (sixteen years ago)

What I fail to understand, though, is Morrissey's new arrangement of some of the old Smiths songs. I don't even want to *link* to the new version of This Charming Man I heard the other day on youtube. It sounded like the fucking Jonas Brothers.

Turangalila, Saturday, 23 May 2009 14:08 (sixteen years ago)

Hahah. I dunno, man. I can't help you. I tried his new album one time and I couldn't even get through half of it. Sorry.

Sacriligiously Dead (Bimble), Saturday, 23 May 2009 16:11 (sixteen years ago)

;)

Sacriligiously Dead (Bimble), Saturday, 23 May 2009 16:12 (sixteen years ago)

I went to see Andy Rourke do a DJ set tonight

Jealous of this. Didn't know Rourke was DJ'ing now. I assume he's financially secure (despite hostilities between the band members on money-matters), so maybe he's just having fun.

Daniel, Esq., Sunday, 24 May 2009 02:15 (sixteen years ago)

Yeah, he's doing this in other cities as well, and what was more interesting to me was learning that he actually came out here two years ago to this Brit Pop thing my friend DJ'd at.

Sacriligiously Dead (Bimble), Sunday, 24 May 2009 10:25 (sixteen years ago)

Oh yeah I forgot to mention he played two Clash tracks, too. Maginificent Seven...and...was it Train In Vain?

Sacriligiously Dead (Bimble), Sunday, 24 May 2009 11:57 (sixteen years ago)

seven years pass...

http://bandwidth.wamu.org/there-at-a-special-time-a-d-c-punk-on-her-teen-years-touring-with-the-smiths/

http://www.studio1469.com/events

In 1985 and into 1986 then 17 year-old DC photographer Nalinee Darmrong traveled with and captured The Smiths during the height of their : the Meat Is Murder and The Queen Is Dead tours.

Now she has a book out with photos and ephemera, and a gallery exhibit

curmudgeon, Friday, 17 June 2016 16:56 (nine years ago)

one year passes...

I love arguing with Morrissey fans about how The Smiths would've had a perfectly satisfactory career with any other singer in Moz's place because the musicians in the band were good at their jobs and Marr was/is something of a guitar savant. They're not having it, of course.

Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 22 May 2018 23:14 (seven years ago)

depends what you mean by "satisfactory" I guess

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 22 May 2018 23:16 (seven years ago)

w out Moz there's none of the iconography, no foregrounding of transgressive gender/sexuality, no ridiculous song titles/lyrical hooks. Marr needed a co-writer/lyricist, as his solo career has borne out.

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 22 May 2018 23:18 (seven years ago)

Would they be legendary? Unlikely. But they would have fared perfectly fine in that mid-80s London guitar pop climate. Morrissey contributed fuck all to the actual music of The Smiths, that's all Marr. Plenty of other singers could have stepped in and done a capable job with those songs.

Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 22 May 2018 23:21 (seven years ago)

probably true, but they'd have been on the level of Heaven 17 or Aztec Camera or something.

Morrissey's vocal melodies run all over Marr's songs in really strange and unique ways, I don't think that's "fuck all" - it's just one more thing that makes them interesting. He doesn't structure a lot of his melodies in standard verse-chorus-hook ways, things repeat (or don't) at odd intervals, etc.

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 22 May 2018 23:26 (seven years ago)

christ on a fucking something

calzino, Tuesday, 22 May 2018 23:32 (seven years ago)

What a tsunami of wank

PaulTMA, Tuesday, 22 May 2018 23:34 (seven years ago)

Shakey, uh, otm

we know Moz is a doddering loon now, but curb your revisionism

the ignatius rock of ignorance (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 23 May 2018 00:02 (seven years ago)

yeah that is a ridiculous thing to argue

i assume it's only a matter of time till ppl start saying "the beatles would have been just fine without john lennon"

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Wednesday, 23 May 2018 00:07 (seven years ago)

lol yeah Smiths would have been huge without Morrissey just like Chapterhouse

The Desus & Mero Chain (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 23 May 2018 00:39 (seven years ago)

perfectly satisfactory career

You guys have totally twisted my position, but ok.

Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 23 May 2018 01:52 (seven years ago)

they would have fared perfectly fine in that mid-80s London guitar pop climate.

why would they have even moved to London without Morrissey's lyrics, drive, and personality

we used to get our kicks reading surfing MAGAzines (sic), Wednesday, 23 May 2018 02:08 (seven years ago)

Dud

you bet, nancy (map), Wednesday, 23 May 2018 04:43 (seven years ago)

Morrissey and Marr clearly needed each other and complimented each other perfectly. And they would be forgotten by now without Morrissey.

flappy bird, Wednesday, 23 May 2018 05:15 (seven years ago)

The musicians in most canonical rock bands are probably accomplished enough that they could have had "perfectly satisfactory careers" with different lead singers.

No purposes. Sounds. (Sund4r), Wednesday, 23 May 2018 06:04 (seven years ago)

i assume it's only a matter of time till ppl start saying "the beatles would have been just fine without john lennon"

― (The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Wednesday, May 23, 2018 12:07 AM (six hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

There have been TV dramas framed around answering this question already.

Mark G, Wednesday, 23 May 2018 06:48 (seven years ago)

The other three could've carried on as the Smiths with a different singer. Marr is the greater of the two. Would've been fine.

everything, Wednesday, 23 May 2018 07:36 (seven years ago)

Morrissey’s most important contribution as an individual was his lyrics, not his voice. Together he and Marr were better than apart. Anything else is laughable revisionism.

gyac, Wednesday, 23 May 2018 07:53 (seven years ago)

Marr has worked with other singers/writers and the results are as good as the Smiths. I don't think that's true of Morrissey.

everything, Wednesday, 23 May 2018 08:09 (seven years ago)

they would have fared perfectly fine in that mid-80s London guitar pop climate

not sure who we're talking about here (the primitives? the darling buds?) but you could argue that it was the success of the smiths in the first place that enabled those bands to sign to majors and enjoy a level of success

chant down basildon (NickB), Wednesday, 23 May 2018 08:43 (seven years ago)

Also what does London have to do with it?

Poisoned by Johan's pea soup. (Tom D.), Wednesday, 23 May 2018 08:44 (seven years ago)

What's London but a secondhand emotion?

chant down basildon (NickB), Wednesday, 23 May 2018 08:47 (seven years ago)

Marr has worked with other singers/writers and the results are as good as the Smiths. I don't think that's true of Morrissey.

― everything, Wednesday, 23 May 2018 08:09 (fifty-two minutes ago)

this is bullshit too imo. Moz's stuff with Vini Reilly on Viva Hate is as good as the Smiths

well bissogled trotters (Michael B), Wednesday, 23 May 2018 09:03 (seven years ago)

The other three could've carried on as the Smiths with a different singer. Marr is the greater of the two. Would've been fine.

Second sentence does not necessarily follow from the first.

X-Ray Spex lost their front-person and they got a new one and carried on. With a new name, obv. Doesn't mean Jak Airport was greater than Poly.

Mark G, Wednesday, 23 May 2018 09:10 (seven years ago)

I don't think that's true of Morrissey.

A lot of Morrissey solo is patchy but Vauxhall & I is up there with my favourite Smiths stuff.

gyac, Wednesday, 23 May 2018 09:47 (seven years ago)

Perhaps David Quantick could have been the lead singer

PaulTMA, Wednesday, 23 May 2018 10:23 (seven years ago)

John the Postman, surely.

https://img.discogs.com/ju7i1NrmtQ7XIwXj0EbFAPCQ7Vo=/fit-in/600x360/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(90)/discogs-images/A-1274814-1468321622-2023.jpeg.jpg

Poisoned by Johan's pea soup. (Tom D.), Wednesday, 23 May 2018 10:34 (seven years ago)

Well, Marr made all the music and the 3 piece band could have made as good instrumentals for another singer but a lot of the Smiths fans (not all, of course) worshipped Moz and he was the star of the band (also the importance of his stage presence) so they definitely wouldn't have been as popular without him (not talking about his lyrical/melodic/structural input in the songwriting, as mentionned already).

AlXTC from Paris, Wednesday, 23 May 2018 10:41 (seven years ago)

Check out Bryan Ferry's "The Right Stuff"

Mark G, Wednesday, 23 May 2018 10:54 (seven years ago)

There's an old bootleg live encore of Barbarism Begins at Home with Pete Burns, where M & PB give up (and I presume leave the stage) halfway through and the other three proceed to reveal themselves as a superior jazz funk band, which I guess they felt they couldn't do with Moz around. They could've been a great second division Factory band.

mahb, Wednesday, 23 May 2018 11:04 (seven years ago)

if Marr wanted to to do jackshit that anyone remembers after the Smiths besides Getting Away With It and whatever Modest Mouse minor hit he played on he sure has had the opportunities

Morrissey has a ton of iconic solo songs

i mean I'm all for reevaluating his career, the recent mark s post someone linked was great and thought provoking about how the press and audience willfully ignored his racism

but to compare their post Smiths careers is so silly

The Desus & Mero Chain (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 23 May 2018 11:23 (seven years ago)

I am a huuuuuuge fan of Marr the session man, love his playing so much, but yeah, no way, Morrissey has a ton of iconic solo songs and Marr remained best at being one of the best support players (for The The, Electronic, Pet Shop Boys, Talking Heads, Bryan Ferry, you name it).

Morrissey's vocal melodies run all over Marr's songs in really strange and unique ways

Did someone post that "Sing the Fifth" video here? That was illuminating.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 23 May 2018 11:47 (seven years ago)

Electronic's first album is better than the sum total of Morrissey's solo career, don't @ me

Neil S, Wednesday, 23 May 2018 13:12 (seven years ago)

sing the third! xp

808s & Deep States (voodoo chili), Wednesday, 23 May 2018 13:19 (seven years ago)

ha, yeah, the third?

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 23 May 2018 13:45 (seven years ago)

Sorry, bad punctuation, on phone.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 23 May 2018 13:45 (seven years ago)

I agree the first Electronic album is better than any Morrissey album, and you can make a case that is better than the sum total of his career, but given it's the product of Johnny Marr of The Smiths, the singer and guitarist from one of the few other British bands that really gave the Smiths a run for their money, and the Pet Shop Boys thrown in as guest ringers, it better be!

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 23 May 2018 13:48 (seven years ago)

Electronic's first album is better than the sum total of Morrissey's solo career, don't @ me

― Neil S,

I don't disagree!

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 23 May 2018 13:55 (seven years ago)

fuck me, I'd rate a Chas + Dave b-side kazoo version of Flight of the Valkries as better than the sum total of Morrissey's solo career + The Smiths!

calzino, Wednesday, 23 May 2018 14:00 (seven years ago)

This is blown way out of proportion!

Is it me or is Morrissey's odious late output/persona seriously distorting some people's judgement? IMO, some of his solo stuff is on par with the Smiths at their best.

That been said, The Smiths would've still been pretty good without Morrissey, sure. I imagine with a good singer they would've been the Oasis of the 80s.

daavid, Wednesday, 23 May 2018 15:08 (seven years ago)

They would probably have been about as successful as the Chameleons

chant down basildon (NickB), Wednesday, 23 May 2018 15:15 (seven years ago)

Or the Woodentops

chant down basildon (NickB), Wednesday, 23 May 2018 15:17 (seven years ago)

Is it me or is Morrissey's odious late output/persona seriously distorting some people's judgement?

Otfm. Seriously angry I’m actually being forced to defend him!

Also, Electronic were overwhelmingly full given the members.

gyac, Wednesday, 23 May 2018 15:24 (seven years ago)

electronic were great but only on the first album.

Ich bin kein Berliner (alex in mainhattan), Wednesday, 23 May 2018 15:31 (seven years ago)

Electronic's first album is better than the sum total of Morrissey's solo career, don't @ me

― Neil S, Wednesday, May 23, 2018 8:12 AM (two hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

@ u bro

The Desus & Mero Chain (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 23 May 2018 15:33 (seven years ago)

xxp DULL, jfc @myself

gyac, Wednesday, 23 May 2018 15:39 (seven years ago)

Morrissey's 'iconic' solo songs after the 80s, please do list them for me here.

piscesx, Wednesday, 23 May 2018 15:42 (seven years ago)

Horst Wessel Song
Tomorrow Belongs to Me
Rule Brittania
There'll Always Be an England

Poisoned by Johan's pea soup. (Tom D.), Wednesday, 23 May 2018 15:49 (seven years ago)

We Hate It When Our Friends Become Successful
First of the Gang to Die
November Spawned A Monster
The More You Ignore Me the Closer I Get

that's all I got

also Seriously angry I’m actually being forced to defend him! otm

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 23 May 2018 15:50 (seven years ago)

Suedehead

flappy bird, Wednesday, 23 May 2018 15:51 (seven years ago)

lol fuck that came out in 1988 nvm

flappy bird, Wednesday, 23 May 2018 15:51 (seven years ago)

Morrissey's 'iconic' solo songs after the 80s, please do list them for me here.

I mentioned Vauxhall & I already - I skip fewer tracks on that than The Smiths, so.

gyac, Wednesday, 23 May 2018 15:56 (seven years ago)

"Now My Heart Is Full" is my favourite Morrissey song.

No purposes. Sounds. (Sund4r), Wednesday, 23 May 2018 15:58 (seven years ago)

It’s a beaut :)

gyac, Wednesday, 23 May 2018 16:05 (seven years ago)

Good chance that's my most-played Morrissey song. As far as later-era stuff goes, I love "Life is a Pigsty."

early rejecter, Wednesday, 23 May 2018 16:11 (seven years ago)

Why Don't You Find Out For Yourself, Speedway and Spring Heel Jim are great, plus loads of good stuff on Your Arsenal.

brotherlovesdub, Wednesday, 23 May 2018 16:18 (seven years ago)

i used to like more morrissey songs

but i guess i've just narrowed it down to vauxhall and i, which is a pretty standard choice for a best morrissey album

F# A# (∞), Wednesday, 23 May 2018 16:20 (seven years ago)

, and the Pet Shop Boys thrown in as guest ringers, it better be

the PSB are only on one track on Electronic

also Mind Bomb & Dusk are better than all of Morrissey's solo career. Dusk is a better-recorded band than anything else in Marr's career.

we used to get our kicks reading surfing MAGAzines (sic), Wednesday, 23 May 2018 16:31 (seven years ago)

Morrissey has always been so over-rated. Morrissey's lyric-writing/band-leading peers in the 80s were like Robyn Hitchcock, Shane McGowan, Kirsty MacColl, Nick Cave, Mark E. Smith, Paul Heaton, Michael Stipe, Paddy McAloon etc. It's a matter of taste but imo they're all better lyricists than Morrissey.

everything, Wednesday, 23 May 2018 16:33 (seven years ago)

the PSB are only on one track on Electronic

well, two if you count Tennant on "Getting Away With It."

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 23 May 2018 16:34 (seven years ago)

Shane McGowan

lol def a good substitute of yr wanting to get away from problematic Moz

The Desus & Mero Chain (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 23 May 2018 16:35 (seven years ago)

well, two if you count Tennant on "Getting Away With It."

non-album singles added to CD re-releases as bonus tracks don't count

we used to get our kicks reading surfing MAGAzines (sic), Wednesday, 23 May 2018 16:59 (seven years ago)

(or in foreign territories)

we used to get our kicks reading surfing MAGAzines (sic), Wednesday, 23 May 2018 17:01 (seven years ago)

Kirsty MacColl fronting The Smiths is like dream level perfection. Wish it could've happened.

Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 23 May 2018 17:29 (seven years ago)

As close as you're gonna get: https://www.discogs.com/Kirsty-MacColl-The-Real-MacColl/release/2324631

This is a great EP.

brotherlovesdub, Wednesday, 23 May 2018 19:17 (seven years ago)

Johnny Marr played on half a dozen tracks on Kirsty MacColl's album Kite. Brilliant stuff.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YfvVslecjwI

everything, Wednesday, 23 May 2018 19:21 (seven years ago)

And he's playing on her version of You Just Haven't Earned It Yet Baby.

everything, Wednesday, 23 May 2018 19:23 (seven years ago)

Forget how good Kite is. Need to get a copy as I think I only ever listened to my Dad's

thomasintrouble, Wednesday, 23 May 2018 19:26 (seven years ago)

non-album singles added to CD re-releases as bonus tracks don't count

― we used to get our kicks reading surfing MAGAzines (sic), Wednesday, May 23, 2018 12:59 PM (two hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

sure, dude

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 23 May 2018 19:32 (seven years ago)

Marr is on Walking Down Madison and Children Of The Revolution on Electric Landlady too (with The The's David Palmer on drums).

we used to get our kicks reading surfing MAGAzines (sic), Wednesday, 23 May 2018 19:34 (seven years ago)

Morrissey is an utter thundercunt, but it's difficult for me to imagine The Smiths without him. It would depend on the vocalist and what they could come up with over the backing tracks.

Le Baton Rose (Turrican), Wednesday, 23 May 2018 19:38 (seven years ago)

Doesn't Marr still call "Dusk" the best album he's ever played on? Definitely the best sounding!

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 23 May 2018 19:40 (seven years ago)

a good bit of Kite is the core of The The's band. James Eller, David Palmer, and Johnny Marr.

brotherlovesdub, Wednesday, 23 May 2018 19:50 (seven years ago)

Didn't The The have ABC's rhythm section for a while? That's Palmer, right, and ... ?

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 23 May 2018 20:35 (seven years ago)

Also:

"Get the Message" is consistently cited as a defining track by Electronic. Allmusic picks it as a highlight of the Electronic album in a 4/5 review,[14] while bbc.co.uk states that "the excellent 'Get the Message' still holds its own alongside the best of early '90s Mancunian tunes".[15] In 2007 Johnny Marr said it was "...maybe the track I'm most proud of out of my whole career",[16] and in June 2009 reiterated that it is "the best song I've written".[17]

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 23 May 2018 20:37 (seven years ago)

This is my favorite version of "Walking Down Madison," the one I heard on college radio:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Irgsx58SkJI

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 23 May 2018 20:39 (seven years ago)

The demo is better https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9JHeKyCoTw

Stevie T, Wednesday, 23 May 2018 20:58 (seven years ago)

a good bit of Kite is the core of The The's band. James Eller, David Palmer, and Johnny Marr.

Eller and Palmer are on four tracks together, Marr is on eight* overall (writing on two), they're all together on three: Free World, Mother's Ruin and Don't Come The Cowboy.


*nine for Alfred: three of the four Free World b-sides are bonus tracks on the 1989 CD

(the fourth, a Kirsty original, isn't even on the 2005 CD, which had NINE bonus tracks including remixes and demos, but is on the 2012 one, which has 17 on a second disc)

we used to get our kicks reading surfing MAGAzines (sic), Wednesday, 23 May 2018 21:44 (seven years ago)

Marr is paired with Guy Pratt a bit on Kite and on Madison: good team, especially for that kind of deceptively tasteful pop.

we used to get our kicks reading surfing MAGAzines (sic), Wednesday, 23 May 2018 21:46 (seven years ago)

And he's playing on her version of You Just Haven't Earned It Yet Baby.

Never realized that, but I've never owned a physical copy of the song. That really *is* about as close as it could come.

Morrissey really does lift a lot of MacColl's vocal quirks and melodic ideas, and I think she took a bit from him later on. Not really a symbiotic existence, but game recognizing game.

Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 23 May 2018 22:36 (seven years ago)

She didn't really cross paths with them until toward the end though, right? 1986/Bigmouth?

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 23 May 2018 23:09 (seven years ago)

Yeah, she's on "Golden Lights."

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 23 May 2018 23:13 (seven years ago)

And "Ask".

everything, Thursday, 24 May 2018 00:23 (seven years ago)

and those are all 1986.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 24 May 2018 00:35 (seven years ago)

Get The Message is a decent tune, but the actual song over it is pretty woeful. Awful words.. that chorus! And i mean get *what* message can i ask?

piscesx, Thursday, 24 May 2018 02:22 (seven years ago)

https://www.throwbacks.com/content/images/2017/06/Barney-the-Dinosaur.jpg

lana del boy (ledge), Thursday, 24 May 2018 06:55 (seven years ago)

I have been particularly interested in Eletronic but went back to it following this thread and... I still don't really like it.
I don't hear much of Marr's greatness and input in the songs, including "Get the Message".
In a way, I find the album less interesting than it should be considering all the quality musicians/songwriters involved.
And nothing in it is better than New Order, Joy Division, the Smiths and PSB...
I guess it's just not for me !

AlXTC from Paris, Thursday, 24 May 2018 07:57 (seven years ago)

Kirsty and Moz were great mates at the end. Heartbreaking bit in his book where he receives a postcard from her a week after she was killed, from the same holiday as.

Mark G, Thursday, 24 May 2018 18:03 (seven years ago)

one year passes...

Good old school ILM thread. Anyway, dud. Sounds like some tone deaf bar patron karaokeing over an overcompressed demo.

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Sunday, 29 September 2019 17:40 (five years ago)

best English band of the 1980s no question

flappy bird, Monday, 30 September 2019 04:43 (five years ago)

At this point Morrissey can go jump in a fire

brigadier pudding (DJP), Monday, 30 September 2019 16:07 (five years ago)

xp: dude - Maiden?

☮ (peace, man), Monday, 30 September 2019 16:29 (five years ago)

one year passes...

Johnny Marr has gotten much better looking with time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p0783yB5_V4

Joe Bombin (milo z), Monday, 24 May 2021 14:38 (four years ago)

He was pretty in The Smiths and beautiful in The The, that’s just a bad look for him

(his wellend / LG sideburnsy looks in the early ‘00s were p hideous too

bobo honkin' slobo babe (sic), Monday, 24 May 2021 20:17 (four years ago)

he has weird hairdos

brimstead, Monday, 24 May 2021 20:18 (four years ago)

He's a British indie guy of a certain age, of course he has weird hairdos.

Are Animated Dads Getting Hotter? (Tom D.), Monday, 24 May 2021 21:30 (four years ago)

Does he, particularly?

I mean ... I'd be impressed with myself if I had *hair* at "a certain age".

djh, Monday, 24 May 2021 21:54 (four years ago)

Marr was the ideal straight boy whom his best friend crushes on.

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 24 May 2021 21:56 (four years ago)

Has anyone read his memoir?

Blue Yoda No. 9 (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 24 May 2021 22:09 (four years ago)

xp one might even say the platonic ideal.

DJI, Monday, 24 May 2021 23:47 (four years ago)

and may even return the devotion with a hand holding or kiss or three

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 24 May 2021 23:57 (four years ago)

I listened to his memoir on audiobook, as read by ... Johnny Marr! It was totally worth it. His refusal to throw Morrissey under the bus is kind of deep. And I will never understand why people take Oasis seriously. But I highly recommend it for every other reason (and maybe even for those).

stop torturing me ethel (broom air), Tuesday, 25 May 2021 02:16 (four years ago)

Cool! Have you also liistened to Lol Tolhust's memoir, as read by ... Lol Tolhurst?

Blue Yoda No. 9 (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 25 May 2021 02:22 (four years ago)

How about Bob Dylan's memoir, as read by ... Sean Penn?

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 25 May 2021 03:24 (four years ago)

Pete Townshend reading his.

Bits where you hear he's not taking things quite as seriously as the printed word seems.

Mark G, Tuesday, 25 May 2021 07:20 (four years ago)

Morrissey's memoir is read by the actor David Morrissey, which I hope is a nod to Spinal Tap.

mahb, Tuesday, 25 May 2021 07:49 (four years ago)

Maybe Johnny could read Andrew Marr's memoirs when they're published.

Are Animated Dads Getting Hotter? (Tom D.), Tuesday, 25 May 2021 08:03 (four years ago)

eleven months pass...

This came up this last weekend on the baseball thread and wanted to share:

joe panik

― mookieproof, Friday, May 20, 2022 7:19 AM (two days ago) bookmarkflaglink

Hang the DJ.

― clemenza, Friday, May 20, 2022 9:53 AM (two days ago) bookmarkflaglink

That double pay in Game 7 of the 2014 World Series will live for infinity for us Giant fans. Good luck in life Joe.

― Bee OK, Friday, May 20, 2022 3:32 PM (two days ago) bookmarkflaglink

Panik on the street's of London...

I was a pretty big Smiths fan and even saw them three times but always hated that song. Yes, they were bonkers live, an experience of a lifetime.

― Bee OK, Friday, May 20, 2022 4:24 PM (two days ago) bookmarkflaglink

this remains one of the better fielding plays i've ever seen

― mookieproof, Friday, May 20, 2022 4:27 PM (two days ago) bookmarkflaglink

That was an outstanding play, I have never seen that before. He's was a great second baseman but his bat only lasted like rwo seasons. The Giants had to move on.

― Bee OK, Friday, May 20, 2022 4:48 PM (two days ago) bookmarkflaglink

The only Smiths song I love!

― clemenza, Friday, May 20, 2022 5:54 PM (two days ago) bookmarkflaglink

(I believe he played in Toronto for six or seven minutes.)

― clemenza, Friday, May 20, 2022 5:54 PM (two days ago) bookmarkflaglink

Ya they got a decent return for him too iirc - Dickerson and Cimber

― FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Friday, May 20, 2022 5:59 PM (two days ago) bookmarkflaglink

i've been watching a dickerson this year. he got yepez'd

― Bruce Stingbean (Karl Malone), Friday, May 20, 2022 6:01 PM (two days ago) bookmarkflaglink

The only Smiths song I love!
Tastes, huh. To me it was the first song where it was the Smiths by the numbers. No originality to it and he is being a huge dick (with those lyrics). This was the same band that did brilliant songs like "Still Ill" and "The Queen is Dead?" No wonder they broke up, garbage.

― Bee OK, Friday, May 20, 2022 6:25 PM (two days ago) bookmarkflaglink

retire, morrissey

― Bruce Stingbean (Karl Malone), Friday, May 20, 2022 6:28 PM (two days ago) bookmarkflaglink

he played about 20 miles away from me last weekend in Pasadena for two nights via Cruel World. Yes, he needs to go away.

― Bee OK, Friday, May 20, 2022 6:32 PM (two days ago) bookmarkflaglink

Bee OK, Monday, 23 May 2022 01:19 (three years ago)

Bottom line is that I hate "Panic" in its paint by the numbers way mostly, best thing about that song is that it only lasts two minutes.

Bee OK, Monday, 23 May 2022 01:26 (three years ago)

They were lightning in a bottle. My own personal experience, they were the band that spoke most directly to me at that particular time in my life (I was 18 when the first album came out). The Morrissey/Marr tension was what really made it work, and of course was also what made it all implode. None of them, including Moz, has done anything as great since the breakup, and now Moz and his big fucking mouth have come perilously close to trashing the legacy of one of the great bands of the age.

One thing, as noted several times upthread the rhythm section did not get nearly enough love. I still remember being joyfully astonished when I saw Sinead on her first U.S. tour and they were in her band.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Monday, 23 May 2022 01:35 (three years ago)

Recently listened to some Smiths and the bass lines have an amazing musicality that you just don't hear that often.

Gerald McBoing-Boing, Monday, 23 May 2022 15:29 (three years ago)

Was a massive fan but it's not just Morrissey having a "big fucking mouth" - many of his current opinions are abhorrent.

djh, Monday, 23 May 2022 18:38 (three years ago)

Oh, no doubt, but with Morrissey you're never quite sure whether he really means what he says. I remember him saying all kinds of provocative shit back in the day, although, in the current context, I suppose that's irrelevant.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Monday, 23 May 2022 18:57 (three years ago)


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