Manic Street Preachers : Clasur Neu Methiant

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Looks like this one's been on the cards for a while. Anyway, here goes.

I have a strange relationship with MSP. It gooes something like this : First two albums: take 'em or leave 'em. 'Holy Bible' - risible drivel. 'Everything Must Go' - Almost Classic. ' This is My Truth' - damn fine overblown stadium rock.

Holy Bible seems to sum up everything that's bad about them - embarrassingly bad rent-a-slogan lyrics,and 3rd rate Noddy-punk riffs leavened with bad metal solos. The cult of Richie Edwards was also at it's most tiresome and boring round about this time.

What changed? Well the lyrics are still not great, but musically 'Everything..' thrills me. 'This is...' sounds like Queen at times, which is not a good thing, but pulls off the 'big-rock thing' (whatever that is) in style.

I hated the two current singles at first (have you ever seen a more unprepossessing frontman than JDB?), and I can see that the new album may be a 'back to our punk roots' backlash with too much sloganeering, YET I know that I will pick it up sooner rather than later and like it. And I can't really explain why.

So anyway more Dud than Classic, but it's not as simple as that.

Dr. C, Sunday, 18 March 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Will they please,please,please go away?

The ultimate "all mouth,no trousers band". Yet when they open their mouths out comes a torrent of shit. "Nicky has the wisdom and grace of the true poets". HAHAHA!! "Napster is evil". You fucking goon. They dismiss America as evil (mainly cos they sell fuck all records there) yet their music is turgid, bombastic stadium rawk. JD Bradfield has a woeful, constipated voice too. Dud.

Michael Bourke, Sunday, 18 March 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Irrelevant to 2001, they have nothing new to offer. Another pointless album on automatic pilot, that will be lapped up by their fanbase and Q readers who are told to buy into it, front covers, hype etc.

They may as well split up.

DJ Martian, Sunday, 18 March 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Aha, Dr.C joins the crusade ;) My take on MSP. Crap first singles. "You Love Us" not bad at all. Most overrated song: "Motorcycle Emptiness" (or "Where's the tune?" That shite really does go nowhere). Then the albums I never even bothered. My favorite song by them is "Kevin Carter".. I mean Keeehheeevin Cattaahhhh, that break is just very good. In the end I really rate MSP as a press-band, those interviews with Richie could be awesome (and the guy had taste in books). Now if I were to be cynical I could observe that the vanishing of Richie came in quite handy, didn't it? (instant authenticity, mythology, the works). I remember Simon Price (of all people) once made the same claim about Henry Rollins and his murdered friend Joe Blow. But it's a bit of a cruel idea.

So definitely not classic but also not quite dud.

Omar, Sunday, 18 March 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

dud. they never sounded all that urgent to me. and they don't have any tunes either. deadly combination for a supposed "important" band.

keith, Sunday, 18 March 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Reasoned answer: Depends on the Manics you are talking about. The Manics that released This is My Truth... are definitive duds. Boring, useless, irrelevant - I have vague hopes for the new album because two of the tracks sounded good when I downloaded like half of it off Napster, but I wouldn't be surprised if they continue their decline. And Nicky Wire deserves to have the shit kicked out of him, he's so annoying. He really needs Richey back around, since interviewers always wanted to talk to Richey and ignore Nicky's nattering.

Prior to TIMT, fucking classic. Everything Must Go isn't as good as the first three albums, but about half of it is salvageable as decent to extremely good rock. As far as I'm concerned, The Holy Bible is the album of the 90s - I actually want to ask you, Dr. C, about the rent-a-slogan lyrics because if anything the first two albums are far worse with that sort of thing, so I was wondering what you considered rent-a-slogan lyrics. THB strikes me as the most mature, thought out compositions the Manics have put forth, before or after, and I honestly can't think of too many lyrics that'd strike me as rent-a- slogan - ifwhiteamerica... maybe? "Cool groovy morning fine / Tipper Gore is a friend of mine": I can see that as what you're talking about. Stuff like Yes though, I can't see that in any way symbolising the sort of "Madonna drinks Coke and / So should you" empty ranting that they often get derided for.* This is of course because the majority was written by Richey instead of Nicky, but I digress away from the point.

They've really put out some of the class act singles of the 90s, and Richey always looked good and gave good press, and isn't that what being classic is all about anyhow? So, first four albums (I'll give a by-pass to the half-good EMG): classic, more classic than Elvis. TIMT and possibly the next album (I mean, fucking hell, Baby Elian?): dud dud dud. But it's complicated, cos they really are just like two different bands.

And yes, as everyone is well aware, I could be considered a member of the Cult of Richey. What's it with you? ;P

* For the record, Madonna did Pepsi. Everyone but Nicky Wire knows this. Dumbass.

Ally, Sunday, 18 March 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I confess: I Was A Teenage Manics Fan. They were great when I was 15 and I could put on 'Faster' and believe I was the 'ruth that washes' etc. But now, five years later, they don't quite have the same appeal that they did, and I very much doubt I'll buy the new album (I didn't buy TIMTTMY). However, I think that they justified their existence with the following: 1: 'Repeat', 2: The photo of Richey on the inlay of 'Generation Terrorists', 3: The suffering of the guitarist in a band I used to be in, as we forced him to learn Bradfield solos when he was used to playing Oasis, 4: Most importantly, '4st 7lb', which is one of the saddest and most touching songs I've ever heard. A lot of the criticisms are true, especially the old 'Rent-A-Quote' accusation, so I declare that they are just about classic. Just About.

DG, Sunday, 18 March 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I'd argue history would be a lot different -- and quite possibly improved -- if Richey had carved it into Steve Lamacq's arm. Or better yet, his face.

Classic, sure. THB = great. Opening of "The Intense Humming of Evil" = transcendent. Besides, they glammed it up lookswise, at least at one time. Automatically an improvement. ;-)

Ned Raggett, Monday, 19 March 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Jesus, Ned, did you want Richey jailed for life? Poor Steve Lamacq, it's not bad enough that he gets daily death threats from Manics fans convinced he "caused" Richey to kill himself? ;)

Ally, Monday, 19 March 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Well, granted, but that way 1) Richey would still be alive, possibly, and 2) think of all the bad bands that would have withered and died without Lamacq giving them attention in radio and print due to his injuries, if done right. ;-)

Ned Raggett, Monday, 19 March 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

So we're sacrificing Richey's freedom (not to mention Gold Against the Soul and The Holy Bible) for getting rid of Steve Lamacq's taste. Ned, you are psychotic ;)

Though you're right, he would still be alive. Maybe I could work in some conjugal visits into my busy schedule.

Ally, Monday, 19 March 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Hey, he could still contribute lyrics, yes? As for your conjugal visits, you might have to wait in line. ;-)

Ned Raggett, Monday, 19 March 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

What??? I DO NOT WAIT IN LINE. Everyone knows he'd set eyes on me and pull me to the front anyhow. I mean, hellooooo?

This thread is quickly devolving into something unlike what it's meant to be about. Someone, quick, post something related to something besides Steve Lamacq's carved face or how gorgeous Richey was.

Ally, Monday, 19 March 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

If they'd quit after their first album, like they said they were going to, they'd have been classic. I like the second album, especially "life becoming a landslide". I didn't like the Holy Bible, the singles PCP and Faster were okay. After that they are just another boring indie rock band. They really should retire now.

jel, Monday, 19 March 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

They are a band I pretty much idolised as a teenager but now come close to not being able to stand. I agree that Generation Terrorists is the worst for throwing slogans about, Gold Against The Soul is pretty much dud, The Holy Bible is still very nearly classic for me, and about half of Everything Must Go is affecting and resonant, but by this time Nicky's reactionary tendencies were coming through (I know that Richey wrote part of "Elvis Impersonator / Blackpool Pier", but it's young fogey Wire all over; as an offensive comparison of like with unlike, the suggestion that if there are Elvis impersonators in a decrepid old Lancashire seaside town, this is a sign of an evil cultural takeover and the destruction of British tradition, is up there with Peter Gabriel's equation of "It's A Knockout" to some kind of third world war).

I quite liked the melancholic "I've failed in life / Could I live up to them?" feel of "If You Tolerate This ..." but all the other singles I heard from TIMTTMY were boring as hell and so I never felt motivated to listen to the album. They embarrass me now, and I'd feel much better about them if they just went away forever. Also, much of my respect for the Manics then came from my thinking their rhetoric was more original than it was - I wasn't aware that their hippy-bashing (Nicky's, especially), and the links they made between the crusty movement and public schools, were simply rehashed punk-era sloganeering (admittedly at a time when hippiedom was going through its biggest post-punk resurgence with Megadog, Castlemorton, The Orb, Pink Floyd becoming "OK to like" again, and Ultramarine in their way; looking back, it's as though MSP were trying to reassert punk orthodoxy at the time when, after 15 years, its grip was finally faltering).

I can still see where Nicky Wire is coming from with the anti- American, anti-imperialist stuff, but if the music is shit, what's the point? And the cosying up to Castro is, of course, archetypal kneejerk belief that, if corporate America is evil, anyone who suppresses it must be good, when in most cases both extremes are as bad as each other (it's like the idea that, if you hated Thatcher, you must look up to Scargill; it's no surprise that Wire so loves that rabid Northern ethnic authenticist posing as a "socialist"). So, yeah, classic in their time and context, but total dud outside it, and they've been in that dud status for long enough now.

Robin Carmody, Monday, 19 March 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Nicky Wire bothers me a lot these days; it's as if he just stopped actually looking into things going on in the outside world, listened to soundbites, and then comments on the soundbites, not the story. Ex.: Napster. It's not like he was never prone to idiocy (Ex.: Michael Stipe comment) or semi-mindless sloganeering or what have you, but it just seems to get worse by the year. I reckon next year, when good old Richey gets officially declared dead, Wire will just lose it. I can't tell if he's gone stupid or if he was always stupid and just had someone to play off of or if he's just really, really bored.

Oh, and by the way, the entire band needs to stop eating for a month. I mean, for god's sake, that Q cover...

Ally, Monday, 19 March 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Ally, Maddonna may have advertised Pepsi - but I bet she drinks Coke. Old counter-culture madge. As for carving up Steve Lamacq's face - its more than ugly enough as it is. And I don't think Nicky Wire needs to lose any weight - it has long time been my contention that James & Sean (especially Sean) overeat out of sympathy.

Pete, Tuesday, 20 March 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Maybe Madonna drinks Coke because Pepsi ditched her as a spokesperson unceremoniously. That must've been what they meant when they wrote that, that they surmise she'd drink Coke because she would hate Pepsi. Yeah, obviously. ;)

Ally, Tuesday, 20 March 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

As another teenage manic fan (is there some sort of support group we can join, oh this is it, is it?) i can honestly say no other band quite had the effect on me that they had. I used to get very protective of them, but even I've given up now. I was hoping for some sort of joy division/new order transformation, but i just laughed the first time i heard so why so sad.

I think the joy of early manics was the stupid amount of words richey made james sing and the fact that they were the only intelligent literate band of the early 90s. Remember we were stuck between baggy, shoegazing and neds atomic dustbin at the time, and then they arrived with an explosion of lipstick, dubious slogans ("we hate slowdive more than hitler", possibly the best wire quote ever) and tight trousers. And surely only hearts of stone could not be affected by that solo on motorcycle emptiness. And don't get me started on THB...

Beginning of the end? Supporting Oasis at Knebworth probably. Right I'm off to dig out my tape of them on Jackie Brambles the day before they supported Bon Jovi.

carsmilesteve, Wednesday, 21 March 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I want a t-shirt that says "I HATE RADIOHEAD MORE THAN HITLER"

Ally, Wednesday, 21 March 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Uh, I don't think Hitler comparisons in reference to indie bands no one cares about (or any other damn band) are very smart. Or funny.

All mouth and no trousers indeed.

Patrick, Wednesday, 21 March 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I already mentioned on my webpage I don't seem to have trousers anymore.

It's the "best" Wire quote ever because it's so out-there stupid. Isn't that a bit obvious? I don't believe it was brought up in the context of being funny or intelligent, unless I've completely misunderstood carsmilesteve (that's a mouthfull, can I call you Steve?).

The crap Nicky used to spew was funny in the day, in general, because it was such a contrast to the sort of mamby-pambyness that littered the scene. The problem is, he's gotten far too old to STILL be doing it; he's gone from being a twat to being just sad. Poor thing.

Ally, Wednesday, 21 March 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Nicky Wire's trousers, that is. I'd rather he keep them on - I'm sure you won't object to that, Ally.

Patrick, Wednesday, 21 March 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Keeping the Manics clothed can only be A Good Thing.

Anyone remember the Select photos where you could see the top of Nicky Wire's pubes? Yuck.

Nicole, Thursday, 22 March 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

The only Manic I wanna see naked is dead, so there's your answer to that.

Anyhow, this whole discussion about Mr. Wire has all become moot because I am thinking a bit and I've recalled that I don't believe he originally said that Hitler comment. I BELIEVE that was the work of one R. Edwards in either Melody Maker or NME. If Ned's still reading this: you're an archivist, you have all those back issues, could you read thru every single one of them til you find the quote for me? Thanks chap ;)

I still think Nicky needs to be force-fed Coca Cola.

Ally, Thursday, 22 March 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I wish they'd split years ago. Talk about not going gracefully. It's worse than The Stones. I too was a teenage Manics fan. An utter obsessive for a few years, influenced far too much. However, after a while it was wearing me down, I was tired, so I grew up a bit. Or sold out, however you wish to see it. I ceased to think anger and all that shit was productive. It was more to do with me changing than them changing. I'd always liked the stuff that was before my time anyway, the 1st 3 albums. Now, it's just embarassing. Any spark of excitement that they ever generated is totally dead now. Maybe that's a good thing. I mean, my dad likes them now. he says things like 'TIMT is a classic, its ace', and when he listened to THB he said 'it's not the lyrics that count', or words to that effect. That put me off them really. But, I still think faster and PCP are great songs. They're the only ones I can listen to without the fear of a relapse to my 15 year old mind. They would have been classic if they'd only have stopped earlier. For the record, I only hung out in graveyards because there was nowhere else to go.

alix, Thursday, 22 March 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

*rises up in haze of dust and old library book parts* I have been summoned. I'll scrounge through this disc Jane made me that has scans of just about every Manics article known to god and man.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 22 March 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

You have a disc of every Manics article known to mankind and HAVE NOT GIVEN ME A COPY? Ned, I disown you.

Anyhow, my dad likes the Manics too, actually. I reckon he wouldn't, however, if I told him Richey never played guitar, and just sort of stood there with it, posing, like a rock 'n' roll Milli Vanilli. I think that's a concept that would make his head explode. NOT...REAL...ROCK...ARRRGH...

Ally, Thursday, 22 March 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

google only brings up 7 hits for "we hate slowdive more than hitler" none of which accredit it to a specific band member, oh well.

i've also just searched through what i thought was my entire tape collection, and the manics live stuff isn't there. Arse. Oh, and what ally said about what i said, and yes you may call me steve, carsmilesteve is a stupid name, but there you go...

carsmilesteve, Thursday, 22 March 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Dude, someone stole my Manics live/b-sides stuff too. There's some sort of phantom menace going around.

Ally, Thursday, 22 March 2001 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I've changed my mind...DUD, for this shower of shite: http://www.staybeautifulclub.co.uk/welcome.htm That goes for Suede as well.

DG, Wednesday, 4 April 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Simon Price is more evil than Hitler. Or at least Price has worse taste in music: at least Hitler loved Classical music rather than My fucking Life Story.

Manics: due dud Due Dud Due DUD DUD DUD. Anyone who still loves the Manics and is over 19 needs a kicking for being so fucking cretinous that they still believe that shite.

Context is so important in pop: contextualising the Manics makes them look likes dumb adolescents (including Richey, the brightest but most stupid of them all for getting involved with a bunch of thick retro- rock no-hopers) venerative for a past already surpassed.

J

Jerry, Wednesday, 4 April 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Yes, there is something wrong with anyone who IS a Manics fan but ISN'T a teenager.

DG, Wednesday, 4 April 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Bored so I had a look for the Hitler/Slowdive quote.

A few websites, including a rather serious timeline found here attribute it to Richey. The quote was "We will always hate Slowdive more than Adolf Hitler."

November 1991, it says.

I have never owned a Manics record but I like them. If they are thick then I don't know what that makes most pop stars. I guess they've kind of painted themselves into a corner, but still, I can't help but admire their awkardness.

Mind you, when I first saw them on Snub TV doing 'Motown Junk' I thought they were complete idiots. I think I lumped them in with Birdland.

Nick, Thursday, 5 April 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Hey, it wasn't me who mentioned Birdland again. ;-)

Nicole, Thursday, 5 April 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

OK: piece of namedropping follows which makes contributing a JPEG to AICON look like getting yrself entered in the phone directory, in terms of self-destructive vainty and cool/anti-cool ambivalent gesture: here goes

Simon Price once remarked to Steven Wells and me, over a curry in Harlesden (see what I mean) as follows — pause for effect: "It is reMARKable [imagine a slight Welsh lilt here] that the three most important and influential bands in rock'n'roll history are British."

So who d'you mean, said Swellsy and I, agog — well, perhaps not agog, but certainly intrigued (bearing in mind that SimonP was at this time still in his High Peacock-Goth fashion phase, all gold and blue and bigt hair and time-consuming facepaint).

"The Beatles, the Sex Pistols aand — " and here SIMON paused for effect, " — Visage."

After this, I can forgive him anything, frankly. And who cares if he meant it or not?

mark s, Thursday, 5 April 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

That is the greatest quote. Ever.

The Visage revival starts here...

Am I alone in thinking the "Ashes to Ashes" video is great?

Nicole, Thursday, 5 April 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Visage's finest hour is "Tar" off their first LP, one of rock's few anti-smoking anthems. Download it this instant.

Tom, Thursday, 5 April 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

three weeks pass...
I just think that Simon Price needs a bit of a kicking. We've all been going on and on about him lately and I thought I'd add onto this with my lovely wish for Simon. He is very strange, and I reckon that he doesn't even really know half the people he goes on about as being best buds anyhow. AND he is rather obviously boning it for Richey. Loser.

I am very bored. I have a lot of work to do but no will to do it so I am posting to dead threads. I'm hungover, sorry.

Ally, Wednesday, 2 May 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

one year passes...
at the end of the day, if they made people go out and read important books then they were worthwhile

del a robbo, Sunday, 5 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

'Uh, I don't think Hitler comparisons in reference to indie bands no one cares about (or any other damn band) are very smart. Or funny.'

Take Sides: Radiohead vs. Skrewdriver

dave q, Tuesday, 7 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Skrewdriver was better than Motorhead in 1977!

Kris, Tuesday, 7 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

six months pass...
pile of wank

I hate the manics, Friday, 8 November 2002 20:17 (twenty-two years ago)

five months pass...
REVOLIVE! Because Geir annoyed the crap out of me on the British bands not breaking America thread. This Is My Truth... has grown on me since my original post but it's still pretty crap.

Ally (mlescaut), Sunday, 27 April 2003 17:37 (twenty-two years ago)

This Is My Truth... has grown on me since my original post but it's still pretty crap.

`Tis the best thing they ever did, if y'ask me.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Sunday, 27 April 2003 18:38 (twenty-two years ago)

I like Gold Against the Soul best, then Everything Must Go. Ally have you seen them? Remind me to show you my pictures sometime.

felicity (felicity), Sunday, 27 April 2003 18:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Why oh why do I hate the Manics?

I hate their hypocrisy. This great moral band, yet Richey said he didn't care if a thousand beagles died for his hairspray, lambasted animal rights, played a concert for a charity that is criticised for its experiments on animals. I hate them for that. Richey should have been put in a toxicology lab and then he'd have a reason to complain about his life the tosser.

I hate them for selling their shitty, lameass politics to kids. I hate them for the concert in Cuba which was so fucking dumb. I hate them for their apparent image as a woman friendly band and that stupid video for 'Little Baby Nothing' where the girl stomps on all the porn mags and yet Richey paid a hooker in Bangkok for a hand job and told any journalist who would listen about it. And Nicky and Richey spent most of their first tour shagging groupies.

I hate them for the durge of the recent albums and singles. At least when Richey was around you had some pretty decent tracks - 'Motorcycle Emptiness', 'MASH theme', 'La Tristesse', 'Life Becoming a Landslide', 'From Despair to Where', 'This is Yesterday', 'Yes' - compare to the shit on the albums after The Holy Bible.

I hate them cos even their first three albums have tons of shit on them as well.

I hate them because Nicky Wire with his 2.2 degree and who boasts about spening all his grant while at uni on gambling talks about the importance of education, as if he put his to good use. I REALLY hate Wire, mainly because he's dumb but I hate their trendy ultra left wing leanings, when they were once MET Bar hangers on and seen around town with Oasis.

I just hate them really. I wish they would go away.

Calum, Sunday, 27 April 2003 18:41 (twenty-two years ago)

or get a cute girl singer?

felicity (felicity), Sunday, 27 April 2003 18:43 (twenty-two years ago)

Haha felicity roxx u r all gay.

I haven't ever seen them, I have a long sordid history of buying tickets to events they were appearing at and then having them cancel their appearances, probably just because Nicky Wire knows I want to ask him why he's such a big jerk and he's too scared to face the heat of such pointed questioning. I would love to see the pictures! GATS has the best liner, the Japanese version? Those pictures are tres rowr.

Alex, that album drives me insane for some reason. I have never been able to actively articulate it, but I've also never been able to actively articulate why The Holy Bible is my favorite. I end up sounding like I'm going thru some kind of rockist überfit trying to explain it. I really, really like "If You Tolerate This..." especially the middle bit going back into the chorus, that's really got a pretty sound ("And on the streets tonight/An old man prays..." that part), but I can't for the life of me remember anything else about the album besides it irritating the piss out of me.

Know Your Enemy isn't as good as I said it was when it came out.

There is not enough love for Generation Terrorists going on, though.

Ally (mlescaut), Sunday, 27 April 2003 20:15 (twenty-two years ago)

"this is my truth" is quite good. all the singles are super, but there's some bland, boring shit on there too. "symm" is just awful.

"everything must go" is the one, though. moves me more than the "holy bible". consistently great tunes from start to finish.

"the holy bible" is their only other 'very good' record. richey's skill with words is not great, to be honest, there's some pretty juvenile shit on there. but regardless of the crap words, the mood is really gripping, probably because of what happened to richey later.

the first two recs have some really good singles on them, but some fucking tuneless rubbish, too."motown junk" should have been included. "know your enemy" is easily their worst album, bradfield abandons any notion of, y'know, writing some great catchy tunes. i've seen them live a couple of times, and they were great.

weasel diesel (K1l14n), Sunday, 27 April 2003 22:32 (twenty-two years ago)

classic, for sure

weasel diesel (K1l14n), Sunday, 27 April 2003 22:35 (twenty-two years ago)

"Motown Junk" is their best single.

Ally (mlescaut), Sunday, 27 April 2003 22:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Speaking as someone who based his entire adolescence on Richey Edwards interviews (btw, Calum, it seems unfair to blame Richey for remarks he made when he was practically on the verge of madness: he was so upset when his own dog died that he shaved his head and went into mourning), I can't talk objectively about them. Not yet. The Holy Bible's semi-comprehensibility is part of its genius, I think, tho I admit I haven't actually LISTENED to it in over a year. Everything Must Go is pretty much perfect. I probably never need to hear any of Generation Terrorists again, but I think I'd still defend that one too. Gold Against the Soul has some nice tunes and is lyrically underrated, especially for "La Tristesse" and "Sleepflower." This Is My Truth is boring and Know Your Enemy is spotty but occasionally great ("Baby Elian" was one of my favorite tracks of that year).

Nicky Wire's like a cartoon character these days. The last interview I read with him he actually said something like "No Logo? That book is for retards! I read Engels, not that studenty shit!"

Justyn Dillingham (Justyn Dillingham), Sunday, 27 April 2003 23:54 (twenty-two years ago)

Richey wasn't going mad. He was a pathetic little martyr using self abuse to sell records, which I find repulsive. I *was* a fan of the older stuff (saw them on the 'This is my Truth" tour and it has to be the worst concert I've ever paid money to see) but I find it hard to stomach now.

Richey, at the end of the day, said a lot of offensive crap and did a lot of offensive things (re: the Bangkok incident) and I'm not as happy as others to feel sorrow and say: "Oh poor guy was going mad, no wonder he was happy to rubbish animal rights and support vivisection". I mean, what if he had said something racist? Or attacked someone? Would we say the same thing then?

The guy was a dick, who killed himself - he wasn't the new Ian Curtis or Kurt Cobain, he was a spoilt middle class arsehole much like his friend Wire. I have no time for any members of the Manics. The only positive thing I'll say about them is that I find them easy to ignore as they've become more and more of a joke (even in the mainstream press) which means they don't annoy me half as much as Coldplay.

Calum, Monday, 28 April 2003 00:23 (twenty-two years ago)

Nicky Wire is one of the most rubbish musicians on this earth. He can't play bass to save himself.

electric sound of jim (electricsound), Monday, 28 April 2003 00:26 (twenty-two years ago)

whatever. I happen to think that Ian Curtis and Kurt Cobain were a pair of self-pitying fucks who treated many people appallingly. and if Richey was trying to use self-abuse to sell records, he did a pretty poor job of it, as The Holy Bible is by far the worst-selling of all their records.

Justyn Dillingham (Justyn Dillingham), Monday, 28 April 2003 00:34 (twenty-two years ago)

I hate to tell you this Justyn but they got the Sony deal on the back of Richey cutting 4 Real into his arm.

Calum, Monday, 28 April 2003 00:40 (twenty-two years ago)

small point but they were already with Sony by then.

electric sound of jim (electricsound), Monday, 28 April 2003 00:41 (twenty-two years ago)

The guy was a dick, who killed himself - he wasn't the new Ian Curtis or Kurt Cobain

...which makes him exactly like Ian Curtis and Kurt Cobain, doesn't it?

esoj OTM, what are you talking about, Calum? I find it entertaining that you of all people are latching onto a glib soundbite about dogs dying for hairspray and using it to base your entire opinion of a person.

Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 28 April 2003 01:00 (twenty-two years ago)

I had read they were only signed to Sony after the cutting incident, and the pics of this are on the album sleeve for Generation Terrorists. It certainly didn't harm them - it gave them an image to sell and made them appealing to self abusers.

I meant that he wasn't the new Kurt Cobain or Ian Curtis because, quite simply, he didn't have the talent that these guys had for making us emphasise with them. These two guys were real talents in my book, and a great loss. Losing Richey was maybe the same as saying goodbye to Michael Hutchence from INXS - not such a huge loss then.

Calum, Monday, 28 April 2003 01:09 (twenty-two years ago)

yr. lack of sensitivity (not to mention logic) is appalling.

anyway, a few trax aside "Know Your Enemy" is great and their fuck-you prole-punk-springsteenism is a great mess of fun contradiction.

the best thing about the cuba concert was the interviews afterwards where meanwhile oasis was playing for blair and they had great fun pissing on new-labour.

also i haven't bought holy bible ever but this thread makes me want to.

Sterling Clover (s_clover), Monday, 28 April 2003 01:21 (twenty-two years ago)

Sterling, it's a bitch to get because it's out of print in the US, send me your address and I'll send you a copy of it. No mail bombs, I promise. THIS TIME.

(PS I'm being serious)

Calum, you're an asshole.

Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 28 April 2003 16:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Felicity is right! Gold Against the Soul is their best album.

jel -- (jel), Monday, 28 April 2003 17:06 (twenty-two years ago)

thanx ally but no need -- if its that hard to get i'll just dl it and burn it myself.

(or not even burn it -- i haf just purchased an 80GB hard drive for my nefarious musical acquisitions!)

Sterling Clover (s_clover), Monday, 28 April 2003 17:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Sterling there may or may not be an FTP server that will have trax from the album at some point in the next couple days, just in case you were wondering. < /mysterious>

Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 28 April 2003 17:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Which sums up this forum very well - you're an asshole for disagreeing with me. Well excuse me Ally, but why don't you seek out such documentaries as 'A Dog's Life' or look into the Silver Spring's Monkey case or xenotransplantation or puppies shitting blood in their cages and bleeding out of their eyes in toxicology experiments or check out kitten being force fed fucking weed killer before you tell me I'm insensitive.

No, I'm not insensitive, I just don't suffer fucking cocks that support vivisection (which the Manics still do I should add). Seems to me you're the insensitive one, but then ignorance is fine for you isn't it Ally? Poor old middle class Richie who sympathised with 'Facism', exploited hookers in Bangkok (have you read into Thailand's prostitute trade? Poor girls from villages sucking dicks in bars and being infected with fuck knows what for tourist money and a chance to get out of the city) and supported 500 dead animals every fucking day.

Yes, Ally, I'm insensitive. Grow up you and wake up to the world around you you silly fucking arsehead.

Calum, Monday, 28 April 2003 21:34 (twenty-two years ago)

i dislike calum's twattish tone, but i do feel one or two of his points about richey are fair. when people complain about nicky, they often say "what would richey say if he could see what this asshole did/said?!", but to be honest, richey indulged in a lot of the same twattish behaviour. i quite like richey, but his flaws have been glossed over. calum's points about the hooker incident are pretty fair.

weasel diesel (K1l14n), Monday, 28 April 2003 21:43 (twenty-two years ago)

"Silly fucking arsehead" was out of order. I usually enjoy reading Ally's posts so I was kinda offended by being called an arsehole and insensitive. If one subject makes me go apeshit it's usually vivisection.

Calum, Monday, 28 April 2003 21:48 (twenty-two years ago)

i dislike calum's twattish tone, but i do feel one or two of his points about richey are fair.

There are about 8 million fair negative comments one could make about Richey Edwards. He was a self-centered fuckwad--if he wasn't, he wouldn't have offed himself, leaving his family to suffer the way they have, eh? My "asshole" comment towards Calum was directed towards the "no big loss" comment. How can you cry about animals in one sentence and pretty callously dismiss the entire lives of people in another?

Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 29 April 2003 01:56 (twenty-two years ago)

I really, really hated Know Your Enemy when I first heard it. It just sounded like a big blustery mess and it was way too long. But I few months later I put it on again and thought it was actually not bad. There's this great sharp production sound on tracks like "Dead Martyrs" and "My Guernica", and some genuinely great tunes. "Year of Purification" even sounds like early REM. But Wire's lyrics are all bad teenage angst poetry, like a regression back to Generation Terrorists. You're not seventeen anymore, man! And 16 tracks is just too much.

I actually think they should've gone in a folky direction, a la the "Design For Life" b-sides.

For the record, Nicky Wire refused to comment on the destruction of the World Trade Centre, saying he thought it was inappropriate for someone who just in a rock band to comment on genuinely serious world events. Is this just a big cop out, given that he usually can't keep his mouth shut about similar topics?

Philip Alderman (Phil A), Tuesday, 29 April 2003 10:41 (twenty-two years ago)

"saying he thought it was inappropriate for someone who just in a rock band to comment on genuinely serious world events"

that seems pretty out of character, alright. bafflingly so.

weasel diesel (K1l14n), Tuesday, 29 April 2003 11:13 (twenty-two years ago)

When did this thread -- an innocuous little forum dedicated to a largely washed-up band -- become a forum for animal rights?!?!?!

And after all those ridiculously priapic threads started by Calum, is he really in a position to be so righteous?

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Tuesday, 29 April 2003 11:34 (twenty-two years ago)

tbf, calum is entitled to defend animal rights, and it does seem to be somewhat relevant to this thread. i know he's an ass most of the time, but i don't think he's stepped out of line here.

weasel diesel (K1l14n), Tuesday, 29 April 2003 11:37 (twenty-two years ago)

It seems that it would be better suited to a Skinny Puppy thread, but y'know....details, details.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Tuesday, 29 April 2003 11:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Ha! Anyway, I hate animals so really he's barking up the wrong tree trying to sell me on animal rights. They all scare the piss out of me, soulless buggers.

I still think my point stands that being righteous about animal rights and then in the next line being blase about the deaths of humans is a bit out of line.

For the record, Nicky Wire refused to comment on the destruction of the World Trade Centre, saying he thought it was inappropriate for someone who just in a rock band to comment on genuinely serious world events.

Yeah, I remember being completely confused by this when I read it. I totally agree with him--but it is so completely out of style for him that it becomes baffling and semi-offensive because of lack of comment. He's got bloody piles to say about every other thing that happens ever in the world, from Cuba to what someone's doing down at the market that really irritated him because, christ, all he wanted to do was go buy some drinks and all they had was Coca-Cola and fuck it, what's the point? So what's the deal here?

Quite honestly, I don't care because, really, I have no interest in finding out what he has to say about anything. I wish Sean and James would speak more often, they seem vaguely more reasonable and normal than Nicky (and certain far much more normal and reasonable than Richey was).

Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 29 April 2003 12:59 (twenty-two years ago)

two months pass...
I just got their Greatest Hits and it is incredibly solid, to my ears

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Friday, 18 July 2003 01:47 (twenty-two years ago)

I actually don't think it is the best selection possible of their singles! I don't have it in front of me but I remember slight disappointment over choices, as if I didn't already have all of them anyway. I was quite pleased with the inclusion of "Motown Junk".

Everyone who hasn't heard "Yes" should download it immediately, I'll email an MP3 to people if they want. That's the best Manics song.

Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 18 July 2003 02:49 (twenty-two years ago)

They've got a B-sides collection out, but as much as I do remember liking "Donkeys", "Spectators of Suicide" and "Scuplture of Man" the vivisection comment, their playing of a pro-vivisection cancer research "charity" gig and an interview with Sean in 2001 (I think) where he mentioned that those protesting outside Huntingdon Life Sciences should ask themselves if they've ever been saved by animal experimentation (showing, once again, that although they pretend to know everything to about everything they in fact know very little about few things) means that I'm still boycotting them.

They'll be redeemed when Nicky Wire starts a campaign against animal experimentation, but until that day comes he's lower than shit in my book.

And the Castro thing is still the most stupid thing by any rock band ever.

Calz (Calz), Friday, 18 July 2003 17:52 (twenty-two years ago)

ENOUGH WITH YOU.

Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 18 July 2003 23:02 (twenty-two years ago)

Ally. You're wrong. You know it. Take your Manics love elsewhere. And for the record, I've seem them live - worst concert ever.

Calz (Calz), Friday, 18 July 2003 23:14 (twenty-two years ago)

Haha "Take your Manics love elsewhere" besides the Manics thread? Jackass.

Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 18 July 2003 23:18 (twenty-two years ago)

I meant off forum. Excuse me dear, but if you want a discussion of linguistics then go ahead, I'll be happy to show you who the jackass is. If I feel like getting

I've pointed out why liking the Manics equates you to being someone who obviously does not take into account any moral view when opening your pockets to an artist, but no doubt you brush your teeth with Colgate and fly Air France (providing you've visited other countries in your time... surely someone posing to be as clever as you has taken in other cultures?). My point is made - Manics = evil for sympathising with the vivisection trade.

Calz (Calz), Friday, 18 July 2003 23:22 (twenty-two years ago)

If I feel like getting

A life?

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 18 July 2003 23:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Erm... was in the middle of chatting to drunk mates while typing that and now can't remember how I was gonna finish that. So I'm away to get one... the life getting is now up to you me old mate. Hoep you're doing something worthwhile this weekend or, dare I ask, are you likely to have added a few more contributions to ILM by Monday, hence the state of your social life?

Calz (Calz), Friday, 18 July 2003 23:30 (twenty-two years ago)

I was afraid when I woke up this thread that it might prove the thing that caused Our Calum to start posting again, since it deals with an English pop band. If I am to blame for his return, I apologize to the ilx0r community at large. I am sorry.

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Friday, 18 July 2003 23:32 (twenty-two years ago)

(also C. that isn't how one uses "hence")

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Friday, 18 July 2003 23:33 (twenty-two years ago)

(The fact that I'm about to meet up with a slew of friends up in LA for a drink and a meal and then go to a show is perhaps something I should keep quiet for Calum. Oh shucky darn, there I go again.)

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 18 July 2003 23:52 (twenty-two years ago)

"(also C. that isn't how one uses "hence")"

If you're going to insist on using such tortuously contrived sentence constructions, it might also be a good idea to master some of the finer point os punctuation before presuming to challenge anyone else to a discussion of "linguistics".

Stewart Osborne (Stewart Osborne), Saturday, 19 July 2003 00:45 (twenty-two years ago)

At the risk of being OT 'though, I'm prepared to bet a shiny new penny that, having lived with "This Is My Truth" for a few weeks, the estimable Dr. C got bored with it, sold it, and never even bothered to buy "Know Your Enemy".

Stewart Osborne (Stewart Osborne), Saturday, 19 July 2003 00:54 (twenty-two years ago)

Disagreeing with someone's opinions on vivisection in general and whether or not that should affect my opinion of the band /= wrongness. I just wanted to say that.

Ally (mlescaut), Saturday, 19 July 2003 05:37 (twenty-two years ago)

since it deals with an English pop band

Welsh actually < /pedantry>

Definitely classic. They were the first band I really truly loved. I travelled all over Britain to see them, pre- and post-Richey. The one thing that spoiled them for me was their fans(by and large), you know what I mean, the I-feel-Richey's-pain brigade. Like you couldn't like them unless you could really "understand" them. Unless you were 4-real enough. That was a bit shit, but I can't hold their fans against them.

I like that they've grown up at the same sort of rate that I have.

ailsa (ailsa), Saturday, 19 July 2003 13:41 (twenty-two years ago)

I feel like I'm stepping into a bit of a hornet's nest here, since I'm not posting about animal rights. But anyway...

The Manics were interesting to me as a window into British/Welsh culture during the mid/late 90s. Living in the middle of America as I was then, I stepped into the middle of the fray over Richey's disappearance only after EMG was released, so that's the band's starting point for me (in fact, I didn't even know about the 4REAL incident until about three years ago). So when the odd issue of Melody Maker or NME or Vox or Q would make its way to Kansas (which was a little more often that I'm sure my coastal friends are thinking right now), I'd pick it up, wonder "who's this band?" and eventually pick up EMG, and later TIMT.

And I think they're interesting albums in their own right, but I'm also grateful, I suppose, for the research they've made me do. I vaguely remember hearing about Kevin Carter before "Kevin Carter," but the song spurred me to check it out. I never understood the "libraries gave us power" line in "A Design for Life" fully until I heard about the miner's library in Wales. And while I remember the Hillsborough deaths, I didn't understand the class issues behind it until (gasp!) "SYMM," which I think is a great song for acknowledging its own limitations.

So, absent of the hype machine of Britian (I found out that "Know Your Enemy" was out when I found it in a used bin), I'd have to say classic. Or, as Mos Def would say, quasi-classic.

Oh, and total classic for that screensaver that scrolled all the revolutionary sayings. I loved coming back from a sales meeting to find Mao on my screen.

colin, Saturday, 19 July 2003 14:35 (twenty-two years ago)

That screensaver was great! It was the most pretentious thing I've ever had on my computer. I love the fact that they keep quoting Valerie Solanis (sp) all over the place, wtf? Do none of them realize they are all men?

Ally (mlescaut), Sunday, 20 July 2003 03:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Nicky realizes he is pie.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 20 July 2003 05:43 (twenty-two years ago)

My use of the word hence as perfectly fine.

Second - since when does one not take into account the opinions or actions of mucisians when buying their products? Would many ILMers now purchase Gary Glitter CDs? Considering how interlinked the Manics opinions are with their songs I find it strange that anyone could possibly listen to their crap with anything approaching a straight face. They have made a mockery of eveything they ever pretended to stand for. They're "socialists" but signed to Sony, Sean admits to being materialistic and has two huge houses, James goes to the Met Bar, the whole "crappergate" thing which enraged (rightly) Billy Bragg, the arena tours... hardly "socialist" is it? A career built on quoting radical philosophers and authors (without pause to think about what they might actually be saying, of course, but if it's cool the Manics wear it) and then Nicky Wire writing a song called "Freedom of Speech won't Feed my Children" and going out to Cuba to associate himself with Castro (a dictator by any other name). The whole pro-feminism thing (c.f. "Little Baby Nothing" which uses Traci Lords without pausing to think about the fact she was the exploiter and not the exploited) and yet Nicky and Richey were fucking groupies, Richey paying a hooker in Bangkok for a hand job etc... and the vivisection thing is very important. Seeing as vivisection is a capitalist industry built on people preferring to give themselves fat pay cheques instead of funding the available alternatives to animal models (capitalism by any other name) their support of it is ignorance at an all time high. And they wrote "Small Black Flowers that Grow in the Sky" without, obviously, thinking about their own views. But, hey, it sells to people needing an outlet for some middle class, bullshit depression - the Manics all over.

Dud as dud can be, I hope Nicky Wire chokes on his own spit one day.

Calz (Calz), Sunday, 20 July 2003 11:42 (twenty-two years ago)

''choking on spit''=> another 'classic' 'insult'.

Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Sunday, 20 July 2003 11:46 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't think it's physically possible to choke on spit, otherwise most of us would have done it already.

Calum, your allegation upthread that "talented" people's lives are worth more than the lives of the less talented makes your sanctimonious bullshit about animal rights and the Manics' failure to live up to their socialistic ideals (just like, uh, every other socialist ever?) more irritating with every new post.

Justyn Dillingham (Justyn Dillingham), Sunday, 20 July 2003 13:25 (twenty-two years ago)

And Justyn, congratualtions for not getting irony. Unlike The Manics I've not wished HIV, or death, on anyone and you're apparent inability to grasp the innate stupidity of an insult such as "choke on your own spit" (as in, you actually thought about it and decided it was impossible - well duh) leads to me to believe that when they gave out brains you were preoccupied with trying to catch your own pee in your mouth or something.

And please do not refer to my FACTUAL animal rights comments as "bullshit". If you wish, I'd be happy to provide links to downloadable undercover footage from vivisection labs, after viewing which (unless you already have, in which case you can tell me a bit about Michelle Rokke, for instance) you can make an informed opinion on whether or not such scum deserve a good hard kick in the heads.

Cheers me dear.

Calz (Calz), Sunday, 20 July 2003 13:34 (twenty-two years ago)

earlier you said:

These two guys [Cobain and Curtis] were real talents in my book, and a great loss. Losing Richey was maybe the same as saying goodbye to Michael Hutchence from INXS - not such a huge loss then.

your inability to grasp the contradiction between your callous, shitty attitude toward human beings as expressed here and your obnoxiously strident animal rights stance is telling.

Justyn Dillingham (Justyn Dillingham), Sunday, 20 July 2003 13:45 (twenty-two years ago)

justyn wins.

Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Sunday, 20 July 2003 13:49 (twenty-two years ago)

But it WAS no great loss in their professions! They meant nothing to me, musically. Why should I be upset? I don't have any INXS records. I clearly stated that Cobain and Curtis were true TALENTS, I did not comment on their worth personally as I did not know them.

I have the utmost respect towards human rights - and I'd ask you to remember that Richey Edwards associated with Facism, exploited peasant prostitution on the streets of Bangkok, and was pro-death penalty, whilst Nicky Wire wished HIV on Michael Stipe and associated with Fidel Castro whose human rights abuses are legendary. I'd like to know how you can defend such fuckwitts whilst attacking me for no discernable reason. Is it, pray tell, because you are an ill-informed asshole who, by giving money to the Manics, is supporting a band that has views which are utterly repulsive by any standard?

Calz (Calz), Sunday, 20 July 2003 13:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Actually Julio, Justyn loses, and is a loser in real life as well I suspect...

Calz (Calz), Sunday, 20 July 2003 13:52 (twenty-two years ago)

i suppose if you connect more to joy division than to INXS than the death of ian curtis will have more of an 'impact'. but once you are over 18 these things don't mean anything. they are all human beings who died etc.

calum you should be a priest, you know.

Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Sunday, 20 July 2003 14:02 (twenty-two years ago)

actually Calum I DON'T agree with the Manics' views on vivisection or their admiration of Castro or whatever, I just don't particularly give a fuck for what they think about it. why should I let some dumbass remark Nicky Wire came out with a decade ago (and apologized for about 500 times since) affect whether I buy their records or not?

anyone with the slightest familiarity with the Manics knows that they contradicted themselves every 15 minutes. that's why they used to be interesting. if Richey Edwards supported fascism, why was he upset enough by Holocaust revisionism to write two songs about it? holding a comment he made when he was dangerously ill against him to the point where you claim that his death was "no big loss" is creepy and pathetic.

Justyn Dillingham (Justyn Dillingham), Sunday, 20 July 2003 14:13 (twenty-two years ago)

calum can't rub two brain cells and grasp that bands contradicting themselves isn't much of a shock and that if the music is great then such considerations are literally burned away.

Robin's post in this thread nails it. i miss him.

Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Sunday, 20 July 2003 14:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah, people make comments that should be forgiven and forgotten about all the time. Geez, if what you said is true then most of the world's most evil politicians would still be in power. I DO give a fuck about these comments and views, and I don't sympathise with Richey Edwards - middle class, nothing to be depressed about - simply was, oh shame. Maybe he could have given some of his royalties for doing nothing at all on stage but standing there to some of the poor girls in Thailand forced into prostitution through their peasantry. Or maybe give some of the money to an animal welfare group? Or maybe to a youth self-abuse group seeing as how he helped glamourise self abuse to quite sickening proportions.

Sure, Justyn, throw about words such as "creepy and pathetic" (which, in the terms you are using them, are totally nonsensical to every comment I've made - most of which show me as a humanitirian, which i am, and someone who holds moral views shared by many well read, intelligent people the world over... of which you are not one) without thinking. But, in actual fact, you sir are a sad, laughable individual who really needs to pick up a book some day and see the world outside of your bedroom a bit more clearly. As for Julio - I don't really sympathise, but I will say I can see why you've not had a relationship yet at the age of twentywhatever.

Calz (Calz), Sunday, 20 July 2003 14:23 (twenty-two years ago)

This Calum dude is a bit of an asshole isnt he?

DMB Fan, Sunday, 20 July 2003 14:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Calum if you didn't so painfully lack a sense of humor you'd be a brilliant comedian: every sentence in that post is just dripping with unspeakable hilarity.

also maybe YOU ought to pick up a book to see how sentences are made: as is your writing reminds me of Greil Marcus's description of Albert Goldman: "the addled syntax of someone who dictates rather than writes."

Justyn Dillingham (Justyn Dillingham), Sunday, 20 July 2003 14:32 (twenty-two years ago)

actually calum should become a monk! move to china or tibet! and stay there!

4 EVAH!!!!

Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Sunday, 20 July 2003 14:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Ah Justyn... like I'm bored enough to double check every sentence I write on a throwaway music forum. Do you have any postgrad level of qualification? If you want to take this off board and have a proper discussion about Goldman et al I'd be happy to.

Calz (Calz), Sunday, 20 July 2003 15:02 (twenty-two years ago)

P.S. Julio - to become a monk would mean to give up sex forever. Not something that would bother someone like yourself obviously (not that you have a say in the matter, you just don't get any) but it would bother me. Cheers.

Calz (Calz), Sunday, 20 July 2003 15:03 (twenty-two years ago)

I say you still should. you sound so bitter and cynical and fucked up over an indie band. maybe the only solution. you might go crazy if you don't. there might not be much time left for you.

Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Sunday, 20 July 2003 15:11 (twenty-two years ago)

That's the worst comeback ever man. Really poor.

Calz (Calz), Sunday, 20 July 2003 15:22 (twenty-two years ago)

that's even worse!

Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Sunday, 20 July 2003 15:39 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't want to get into a bitching contest, I don't even mind you and it's boring.

Calz (Calz), Sunday, 20 July 2003 15:54 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm just getting to your level but if you want to stop then fine.

Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Sunday, 20 July 2003 16:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Calum while consensus isn't everything, the fact that nobody on this forum (among whose regulars number writers for pretty much every good music magazine in the U.S. and UK) has once found you clever, insightful, or even moderately amusing...well, it ought to tell you something.

Your repeated assertions that you like sex a whole lot suggest that you're not getting any, best of luck to you

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Sunday, 20 July 2003 16:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Good music magazines in the UK/ US

Name one.

Calz (Calz), Sunday, 20 July 2003 16:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Boy but this is a silly way to be spending my last minutes in-country before heading to the aiport

The Village Voice, Spin, the NME, Careless Talk Costs Lives, Magnet, various New Times affiliates, etc. etc. - really pretty much any music mag you might name with the possible exception of Mixmag is represented on ilx0r.

I mean, Calum, it seemed for a second that your having come back to the forum on this thread might be an attempt to turn over a new leaf...that you'd been away, you wanted to show (as you sometimes assert and as may well be true) that you're genuinely a nice guy with some interesting opinions, etc...but it didn't take you two posts to drop into your character-assassin mode, which is just dreadfully dull! and misinformed besides! If this Manics fellow's comments/actions are so unforgiveable, then what of you, who has said far more hateful things to human beings who were just hanging around trying to have a conversation when you barged in?

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Sunday, 20 July 2003 16:56 (twenty-two years ago)

What J0hn said. I find middle class, nothing to be depressed about - simply was, oh shame to be one of the most offensive things I have read for a long time.

ailsa (ailsa), Sunday, 20 July 2003 17:28 (twenty-two years ago)

really pretty much any music mag you might name with the possible exception of Mixmag is represented on ilx0r.

at least 2 mixmag writers are on ilx!

toby (tsg20), Sunday, 20 July 2003 17:31 (twenty-two years ago)

Well I do pick up NME from time to time - it still has its moments.

I was not trying to be offensive hear but the middle class way of faux-depression kinda offends me - in my line of work I deal with people from backgrounds that HAVE a reason to be depressed, none of this "I earn £50,000 a year and oh woe is me" shit. I'm sorry, but yes it offends me, and a lot of other people too (c.f. so many of Pulp's classic lyrics). Don't moan at me for having an opinion.

Calz (Calz), Sunday, 20 July 2003 17:54 (twenty-two years ago)

As far as I was aware, one of the defining points of many forms of depression is that they don't have "a reason".

(As for the Manics... eh, they're not too bad. Still listen to their records on occasion. And not getting too het up about the pronouncements of a group who made their name on shooting off at the mouth is in no way comparable to condoning any set of actions, in my opinion.)

cis (cis), Sunday, 20 July 2003 18:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah you cocksucker i have a thyroid condition, dont' you tell me Im not depressed!!

Sonny A. (Keiko), Sunday, 20 July 2003 18:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Calum, again I point this out: you're assuming I have huge issues with their politics vis a vis animals rights. I don't. I despise animals and quite frankly many of them are bred specifically for the purposes you deride at this point. Either way, dead animals.

*sits back, waits for Calum's head to explode*

Ally (mlescaut), Sunday, 20 July 2003 22:05 (twenty-two years ago)

I like swans

Lynskey (Lynskey), Sunday, 20 July 2003 22:32 (twenty-two years ago)

What little Manic Street Preachers I've heard was wack, but Ally doesn't like wack bands so I assume I'm just not hearing the right stuff.

Have fun, John!

Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Sunday, 20 July 2003 22:34 (twenty-two years ago)

Anthony, what have you heard?

Ally (mlescaut), Sunday, 20 July 2003 23:44 (twenty-two years ago)

I can't answer that Ally. Your ignorance is priceless. Animals serve no purpose but to be tortured by ignorant tits like yourself. Fucking stupid (with a capital S) moron. And if an animal is bred to be tortured and killed that makes it okay?

Yeah, people are on death row. They're gonna die anyway, so for fun why don't we got into their cell each day and stomp on their heads for a while for a laugh?

I presume, Ally, you're writing is that of someone unaware of what really goes on in vivisection labs, or the near extinction of wild primates not helped by the importation for vivisection, or the possibility that new human diseases could be spread through xenotransplantation. And have you ANY idea of the theories relating the importation of primates for research to the influx of HIV in the West? Are you REALLY this dumb?

I have a theory you've got to be living in a big American city to this idiotic, but I hope you can prove me long. You have learned everything you know about the world from "Friends" haven't you?

Do you have a passport or a library card Ally? Cos a comment such as "they're bred for it - let them die" is the mumblings of a very stupid person indeed.

Calz (Calz), Monday, 21 July 2003 08:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Ally's expertise here with touching a nerve and getting a response suggests she understands the practicalities of experimenting on animals very well indeed.

Tico Tico (Tico Tico), Monday, 21 July 2003 08:30 (twenty-two years ago)

cold

felicity (felicity), Monday, 21 July 2003 14:15 (twenty-two years ago)

But completely otm.

Larcole (Nicole), Monday, 21 July 2003 14:24 (twenty-two years ago)

*bows, exits stage left*

I bet Calum, however, would find huntingforbambi.com quite funny...

Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 21 July 2003 14:26 (twenty-two years ago)

You miss me, Julio? Nice to know someone does :).

Seriously, I'm still reading this forum regularly. I can't find much to disagree with in my earlier MSP comments - the band still embarrass me and bore me in equal measure. I don't actually hate "Elvis Impersonator, Blackpool Pier" as much as I made out, but I only have a soft spot for it because I have a soft spot for doomed, maniacally single-minded vaingloriousness. Their later work doesn't even have that amusing quality to it.

robin carmody (robin carmody), Monday, 21 July 2003 14:40 (twenty-two years ago)

nice to know you're still around :)

Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Monday, 21 July 2003 14:56 (twenty-two years ago)

I bow humbly before Tico Tico's brilliance.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 21 July 2003 15:21 (twenty-two years ago)

And Calum thinks you need a reason to become depressed? Not realising that it's an illness that can come out of nowhere, that you can be frighteningly depressed without being depressed ABOUT anything. Having a shit life or a privileged one doesn't make the illness any more or less "4 real". Fuck off!

By the way, friends and family of mine have had their lives saved or changed by products tested on animals where there was no known alternative than using animals. A good friend of my mother's works for Covance - they don't hurt anyone or anything UNNECESSARILY, and yet idiot protesters put bombs under their cars, throw bricks at them over the wall...how does this help, exactly? It's like the pro-lifers blowing up abortion clinics, how fucked up is their perspective? I wouldn't have an abortion myself, but I still think that's more sick and wrong than abortions in themselves, just as I think testing a drug on a monkey with legitimate reason to save an AIDS sufferer's life is better than trying to mash in the head of a scientist.

Penny (GB), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 06:56 (twenty-two years ago)

i quite like the little manics i've heard and it scares me

strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 07:07 (twenty-two years ago)

the little manics? is that like the rock version of mini-me?

electric sound of jim (electricsound), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 07:17 (twenty-two years ago)

super-deformed

strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 07:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Abortions are cool, blowing up abortion clinics is also cool, giving clinic bombers the death penalty is OK too, why be depressed?

dave q, Tuesday, 22 July 2003 07:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Anyway this is like the most telling thing Calum has ever said about his sexual pathology: "using Traci Lords without pausing to think about the fact she was the exploiter and not the exploited".

Sterling Clover (s_clover), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 13:35 (twenty-two years ago)

haha Sterling wins.

jess hulksmash, why scared?

Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 13:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Leaving aside the bizarre and scary vivisection thing. I hated the MSPs at first; for some reason their mix of 6th-form introspection and half-assed situationist poses pissed off my 16 yr old self (possibly because they were too close to my own mix). And even now, I noticed that they'd called their Bsides collection "Lipstick Traces" and had a quick swear in HMV. It's the fact that they were, right from the start, clearly corporate whores with nothing to say dressed up in radical chic, without even the redeeming feature of good songs.

After that I ignored them for ages, hmphing when they didn't split up, not particularly giving a shit when Richey died, not listening to anything except the Chemical Brother's mix of Tristessa. Then I bought
Everything Must Go
because "Design for Life" was lovely. Far too much of that album sounded like an even AORer Ride with Springsteeny vocals. I bought the next one, again because the leading single was brilliant, listened to it twice and dropped it. SO dud, basically.

Jim Eaton-Terry (Jim E-T), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 14:06 (twenty-two years ago)

Erm... Wasn't Traci Lords the same girl who faked lots of IDs to become a teen porn star and, in doing so, landed a lot of people in legal trouble when her real age was discovered? As in - average every day consumers were suddenly in hot water for buying what seemed like normal adult films?

As for the animal shit - I think animal cruelty sux.

Spoonered (Spoonered), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 14:09 (twenty-two years ago)

yeah that evil manipulative teenage jezebel harlot took us ALL for a ride!

anyway:

manics to world: if i can shoot rabbits why can't i shoot fascists?
calum to manics: you shoot rabbits!!!!??

Sterling Clover (s_clover), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 14:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Yes exactly - she took a lot of law abiding people for a ride and made them into child pornographers. I guess you don't think she was to blame even she started setting up her own porn company. Man you be gullible! But never mind coz all women in porn are only there at knifepoint anyway... we all know that (sighs).

Spoonered (Spoonered), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 14:21 (twenty-two years ago)

STOP PRETENDING YOU AREN'T CALUM YOU WEIRD MASTURBATORY BASTARD!!!

That's my absolute favorite line in If You Tolerate This... Sterling. It's so absurd. Actually taht whole song is great for being so absurdly grandiose in its message. I love how whatever Nicky Wire sees like somewhere, he gets all obsessed with and has to write a song about it. "Oh, Goya is wonderful! I'm going to write a stupid AOR song to accompany his work!!"

Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 14:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Look, I'm NOT.

Spoonered (Spoonered), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 14:30 (twenty-two years ago)

And go fuck yourself you dumb cow.

Spoonered (Spoonered), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 14:31 (twenty-two years ago)

Great comeback!

Larcole (Nicole), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 14:33 (twenty-two years ago)

That cunting song can fuck right off. When I was in Barcelona the other weekend it was in my brain non stop cos of the line about Las Ramblas.

Tico Tico (Tico Tico), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 14:36 (twenty-two years ago)

It's all so simple I can't understand why everyone seems to be having so much trouble grasping it:
- everything is either black or it's white;
- it's always wrong to experiment on animals, it doesn't matter if it's a new lipstick or a drug that could prevent thousands of people from a horrible death, it's all equally wrong;
- no-one who earns more than £30,000 a year could possibly suffer from depression - they're just whining to try to get attention;
- no-one who commits a crime could possibly also be a victim of crime themselves;
- Calum and Spooner are not connected in any way shape or form.

Stewart Osborne (Stewart Osborne), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 14:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Well you got the last point correct.

Spoonered (Spoonered), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 14:41 (twenty-two years ago)

I love how whatever Nicky Wire sees like somewhere, he gets all obsessed with and has to write a song about it. "Oh, Goya is wonderful! I'm going to write a stupid AOR song to accompany his work!!"

That sums them up, really, doesn't it.

Jim Eaton-Terry (Jim E-T), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 14:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Total dud. For some reason they annoy me, possibly because their music brings me no joy and they persist in making more. MSP are a band who are so much better when remixed-say, by the Chems and Cornelius with a nod to Stereolab.

Barima (Barima), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 15:09 (twenty-two years ago)

But Tico, on the streets tonight, an old man prays to newspaper cuttings of his glory days!!! Are you going to tolerate that?!

Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 16:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Now all I can think of is the actual poster the line is from.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 16:58 (twenty-two years ago)

(Or I should say title)

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 16:58 (twenty-two years ago)

If you tolerate this, then they will eat all your pies next!

Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 17:10 (twenty-two years ago)

First of all I will not waste my time with comments such as:

"it's always wrong to experiment on animals, it doesn't matter if it's a new lipstick or a drug that could prevent thousands of people from a horrible death, it's all equally wrong"

Animal wrongs: http://www.shac.net/SCIENCE/customer_drugs.html

As it so happens, YES it is all "horribly wrong" but I'd advise you pick up "Slaughter of the Innocents" or any number of books which can advise you as to why animal experimentation is a falsity. Animal models are not the same as human models and are used for financial reasons by companies who need the easiest, and quickest, seal of apporval on their product. Due to the difference between human and animal models this is incredibly dangerous - witness the following:

http://www.peta.org/mc/facts/fsae11.html

Indeed, we should be thankful that intelligent, well read scientists such as Dr Greek (http://thestar.com.my/lifestyle/story.asp?file=/2001/8/6/features/06test) have pointed out the dangers of relying in animal models and that many charities are now following suit. For instance, monkeys cannot get HIV, yet monkeys are locked, alone, in a cage and injected with a man-made primate HIV which is widely seen as bearing little relation to the human variety of the disease (c.f. "The Monkey Wars" by Deborah Blum). Yet these animals suffer horrible deaths, clogged up alone in a cage, captured from the wild and taken to a cold, stone laboratory. WHY? So some fuckwitted sadists with degrees who have little in the way of morality or intelligence can find a cost effective way of somehow showing the world they can cure a monkey of monkey HIV... which will do no good to humans (of course) anyway. And cancer research is fucking bogus on animals - scientists CREATE a cancer, and as any half intelligent scientist working in the field will tell you, not only is creating a cancer in a young animal incredibly cruel but also no use at all. Why do you think animal models have never found a cure for cancer? Cancer is spontaneous and cannot just be "created" by man in an animal model (which is totally different).

I would also urge fellow ILMers who are not well read on the subject to check out the Uncaged site at:

http://www.uncaged.co.uk/vivisect.htm

As for the dick head who commented on Covance (I WILL be pointing the fine people from www.shac.net to this message board, I'm sure they will be in touch with you for your details)... well I have the four year undercover research into the Covance lab and it is fucking shocking! As SHAC themselves say:

Due to Covance taking legal action against our internet service provider and threatening to sue them, all documents, study reports, client lists and customer numbers and any other information obtained during SHAC’s undercover investigation at Covance have temporarily been removed.
Covance are spending a fortune in legal fees desperately trying to hush up our undercover work at their Harrogate laboratory. Ask yourselves why. What have they got to hide? Why are their customers so deperate for information on their companies’ involvement with Covance to be taken off our website?

Covance will not be able to halt the distribution of this material. It was displayed on our website for 5 days during which time it was downloaded by animal rights groups worldwide who will no doubt make it available to people visiting their websites.

This matter is currently under legal consideration and will be resolved shortly.
For more information on this matter, please feel free to telephone us on 0845 458 0630 and email us at info@shac.net.

I'd advise the curious to drop them an email and maybe find out exactly what Covance do to beagle puppies and wild caught primates... a brick being thrown through the worker's windows hardly seems fair retrobution in my opinion, but of course I'd rather things were worked out around a table, not that the vivisection industry wants anything to do with this.

Here's the figures as they stand right now:

3,342 primates were experimented upon, up 8%.
5,554 dogs were vivisected, up 17%. (6)
71,261 animals killed in acute lethal toxicity (poisoning) tests - one of the most extremely cruel types of procedure - an increase of 27%. (7)
2,353,507 experiments (90% of total) involved either no anaesthetic (59% of total) or anaesthetic during just part of the experiment. (8)
135,839 animals were subjected to poisoning tests for pollutants, agrochemicals, industrial chemicals, household products, food additives and other food stuffs. (9)
246,844 animals bred with "harmful genetic defects" were experimented upon. (10)
25,043 animals suffered injections into the brain.
31,041 more animals were subjected to interference with their brains.
10,282 animals were inflicted with psychological stress.
7,225 animals endured radiation experiments.
44,019 animals were forced to inhale substances.
363 animals were subjected to "thermal injury" - burns in plain language.
6,496 animals were directly physically injured: "Physical trauma". (11)

And lastly, the infamous diaries of despair:

http://www.xenodiaries.org/briefing.htm#three

And Michelle Rokke's diary (please don't read this on a full stomach, you WILL be ill - unless you're a self centred, heartless, evil, sicko like Ally).

http://vivisection-absurd.org.uk/rokke.html

AGAIN, Ally I ask you:

*Are you intelligent?
*Do you read about anything you pretend to have an informed opinion about (bred for vivisection indeed)
*Are you living in a large American city?
*Do you have a decent level of education?
*Have you worked with anyone working class on a professional basis and had to try and help them escape real depression, thus showing how fucking bogus the depression of arseholes such as Richey is?
*Have you got a passport?
*Have you been to a country outside of your little city?
*Do you spend any time in a library educating yourself about anything?

Calz (Calz), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 18:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Your lips move, but I can't hear what you're saying. I have become comfortably numb.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 18:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah, that's the way to keep yourself blind mate. Nice one.

Calz (Calz), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 18:11 (twenty-two years ago)

Calz in missing the point shockah.

Larcole (Nicole), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 18:14 (twenty-two years ago)

haha should I play along?

*Are you intelligent?

Well, I can tell when people are fucking with me, unlike some of us.

*Do you read about anything you pretend to have an informed opinion about (bred for vivisection indeed)

I only read Archie comics, actually.

*Are you living in a large American city?

I'm in NYC.

*Do you have a decent level of education?

I'm a junior at Columbia.

*Have you worked with anyone working class on a professional basis and had to try and help them escape real depression, thus showing how fucking bogus the depression of arseholes such as Richey is?

I grew up on welfare and food stamps and tried to kill myself once actually! Thanks for bringing that all back up! How about you? I smell trustafarian bullshit in your background actually. Not that there's anything wrong with it, it's just that it seems a bit wanky to call Richey Edwards on it. Anyway, do you actually have a grasp of human disorders or are you only concerned with the welfare of animals? Rich people can be just as insane as poor people, that's the great thing about genetics!

*Have you got a passport?

Yeah, the picture is terrible!

*Have you been to a country outside of your little city?

Yeah, but they're all terrible.

*Do you spend any time in a library educating yourself about anything?

Not if I can avoid it!

Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 19:11 (twenty-two years ago)

(also I eat lambs!!!)

Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 19:12 (twenty-two years ago)

and I only heard that "If You Tolerate This..." ballad and a good slice of Know Your Enemy. But it was awhile back so I don't trust my taste entirely from back then. Where should I start, Ally?

Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 19:19 (twenty-two years ago)

Anthony, I think you'd like their earlier stuff better. Download "Motown Junk" and "Faster" and see how you like those. I think their more recent stuff is a bit MOR.

Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 19:21 (twenty-two years ago)

Thanks!

Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 19:33 (twenty-two years ago)

(if you like them you should also download:

"Revol"
"Yes"
"Stay Beautiful"
"P.C.P.")

Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 19:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Also Motorcycle Emptiness! Which is kind of corny, but I still like it.

Larcole (Nicole), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 20:24 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah it's totally cheesy but still good. On that tip also "Little Baby Nothing"

Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 20:30 (twenty-two years ago)

"We are STARDUST we are GOLD" -- those are the lyrics, right?

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 20:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Jeez, where do I start with this? The sheer level of ignorance displayed within these postings is, quite, quite amazing.... yes, let's bring it back to the subject of vivsection... there's really nothing new I can add that 'Calz' hasn't already steered you towards, his research into the subject is quite comprehensive, in both pro and anti vivesection arguements.... it's a subject I myself used to debate with him at great length, myself being vegan and very much anti-vivisection, under any circumstances. Calum's opinions were swayed towards being anti-vivisection after spending a lot of time looking into the debate further... I really do suggest that many of you ill informed 'individuals' (I'll use this term only in humour) do the same before you even attempt to discuss the subject any further...
the next time I hear a "What would you do if your Mum was dying of cancer?" line... really, I may just laugh my ass to death with the irony, how many of you actually no about the sheer lack of progress made within cancer research via animal testing? How many of you know about the alternative means available and the progress made by foundations such as the Dr Hadwin Trust?

If you actually look at the argument in depth and do your homework like good children, you'll maybe begin to realize that human liberation very much depends upon animal liberation and this starts with vivisection. But maybe this is beyond you?

Anyway, it's quite clear to me that Calum is maybe onto a losing argument here, not because he's wrong but simply because the level of intellect displayed within these postings is so low that anything beyond the reign of "Ritchie is God!" really doesn't sink in........ jeez, the guy slashed '4real' into his arm in my home town and most people here think the guy was a total fucking arse.

The Manics are nothing more than a bunch of sad tossers rapidly approaching middle age , while still playing at teen angst (and using a very poor approach to world politics). Get over it. Thank you, fuck you and good night.

XdropdeadX, Tuesday, 22 July 2003 21:24 (twenty-two years ago)

coming from a trusted regular like you xdropdeadx, i'll have to reconsider!

Sterling Clover (s_clover), Tuesday, 22 July 2003 22:06 (twenty-two years ago)

Ahhhhhhh..most entertaining troll thread in ages.

Who wants a sausage roll? Calum?

Venga, Tuesday, 22 July 2003 22:58 (twenty-two years ago)

it's a subject I myself used to debate with him at great length

Arguing to mirrors will do that to you.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 00:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Best part of the post is the indication that this thread is the cult of Richey? I think every poster so far has referenced his as a moron! COMEDY GOLD WHEN CALUM TAKES ON TEN PERSONALITIES!

Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 01:32 (twenty-two years ago)

now I don't know whether to apologize or take a bow for raising this thread from the dead - I love it when Googler-types come in and are like "oh my God, you don't hate this band, therefore you worship them"

dave q's last post renders all Greek philosophy moot

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 02:06 (twenty-two years ago)

Has the dread spectre of Internet Connection Sharing raised its head once more?

Tico Tico (Tico Tico), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 07:31 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't get it

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 08:11 (twenty-two years ago)

(xdropdeadx ip address = one used by several other posters, but not gol, er calum)

Pashmina (Pashmina), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 09:09 (twenty-two years ago)

J0hn, this thread is comedy gold right now, don't apologize and also I gave Anthony some helpful household hints.

Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 12:57 (twenty-two years ago)

"(xdropdeadx ip address = one used by several other posters, but not gol, er calum)"

Hmmmm. Could this not also be expressed as "nerdy-type who contributes to internet message boards in having-access-to-more-than-one-computer shockah!"?

Stewart Osborne (Stewart Osborne), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 13:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Or is it just me who does that?

Stewart Osborne (Stewart Osborne), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 13:19 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah, I mean technically I should show up as having at least three different IP addresses myself. Work, school, home. Plus more if I log in to check email while at a friend's or family member's place... THAT BEING SAID WHO CARES THEY'RE BOTH MORONS IF THEY'RE TWO DIFFERENT PEOPLE. Do you see???

Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 13:23 (twenty-two years ago)

yeah, but when i checked it i found, oh hang on, you're right, they are both morons, & who cares haha ally=otm.

Pashmina (Pashmina), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 14:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Unless you found that he is really Ned...!!!

Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 14:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Maybe he found out that he's really Alex In NYC?

HONOUR THE BUNNY-WUNNIES!

Stewart Osborne (Stewart Osborne), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 15:04 (twenty-two years ago)

Unless you found that he is really Ned...!!!

:-(

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 15:37 (twenty-two years ago)

You dumbass - since when is a "moron" someone who defends an industry that brings new meaning to the word "Cruelty"? I'm sorry, but if you look at any of the links I put up (and Matt is correct - it is pointless given how thick you all are when it comes to trying to "debate" this topic which, now that Ally has been shown to be a clueless, ignorant, bampot who thinks animals are somehow "bred" for torture - the "debate" has now degenerated into "hahaha - you suck anyway etc") then you'll see there is A CLEAR right and wrong here. And, you, Ally are in the WRONG - not that I grudge your existence, but I'm very passionate about this topic and feel anyone who tries to defend vivisection should know some FACTS before getting into an ill-advised debate (as you have now discovered, I hope).

And please do check the URLs so you can see that Matt is in NORWICH and I am, erm, slighty further North - and who knows where Spoonered is.

You have my URL, and have done for months, it has never changed.

I wish all these moron Richey fans would take the advice of the guy they admire so dearly and fucking throw themselves off a bridge instead of trying to defend his asshole, pig-thick comments. Ironic how Nicky wished AIDS on Michael Stipe, and Stipe is the guy out there lending his face to the anti-vivisection movement and other good causes, whilst the best Wire can do is spend some social time with a known dictator and human rights abuser.

Calz (Calz), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 17:08 (twenty-two years ago)

before getting into an ill-advised debate

Mm.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 17:16 (twenty-two years ago)

No one is defending anything Richey ever did. We're pointing out that we don't give a fuck and that we find it ironic that someone so ardent over the suffering of the little forest creatures can be so callous towards human suffering. Do you see the difference? Ah forget it, click this and forget the whole thing, it's more your thing anyway.

Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 17:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Ally - if I wanted to see two porky chicks kissing I'd have asked.

Second - since when am I callous towards human suffering? It's you who wants to use animal models for medical research which equals the possibility of very severe human suffering! I've already said I'm against the death penalty and human rights abuse... unlike the arsehole band you are defending. I'd never wish HIV on anyone, nor would I ever associate with a dictator and torturer or would I write songs like "Archives of Pain" which defends capital punishment. Erm... sorry, you've failed to grasp anything I've said.

Typical, dumb, blind resident of a big MacDonalds loving city... go and put your little tick next to Bush on your election sheet and live in mindless, eternal BLINDNESS towards the world around you like a good girl and leave all this intelligent stuff to those of us who can be arsed eh? There you go, go find a stranger to fuck tonight or something...

Calz (Calz), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 17:23 (twenty-two years ago)

(Tico Tico, was this what you were talking about?)

Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 17:24 (twenty-two years ago)

calz are you religious?

Sterling Clover (s_clover), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 17:31 (twenty-two years ago)

No. My comments may have seemed a bit off-character and nasty, but I cannot have any sympathy for someone who argues for the vivisection trade or treats it like a joke. Such a person can only be blind to even the cruelty that they can avoid by, for instance, changing toothpaste or something. I'm not a vegan either - but fully respect those who are.

Calz (Calz), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 17:33 (twenty-two years ago)

no worries -- they weren't off character at all.

Sterling Clover (s_clover), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 17:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Ally - if I wanted to see two porky chicks kissing I'd have asked.
Second - since when am I callous towards human suffering?

Comedy gold.

Larcole (Nicole), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 17:44 (twenty-two years ago)

like i said, he would make a good priest. he'd give three hour sermons (even a heart attack wouldn't stop this fella).

Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 17:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh thanks. Appreciate it.

(Irony - in case Ally doesn't get it).

Erm... calling two porky birds porky = callous towards human suffering? Surely I'm not alone in seeing the innate hypocrisy in this comment?

Calz (Calz), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 17:45 (twenty-two years ago)

why aren't u a vegan calz?

dave q, Wednesday, 23 July 2003 17:47 (twenty-two years ago)

You are your own island, Calum.

Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 17:50 (twenty-two years ago)

"innate hipocrisy" haha

Pashmina (Pashmina), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 18:30 (twenty-two years ago)

What? Who spelt hypocrisy with a "hip"?

Calz (Calz), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 20:47 (twenty-two years ago)

ask me if i give a shit.

Pashmina (Pashmina), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 20:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Animal torturer. You should be ashamed.

Calz (Calz), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 21:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Baffled, more like. Animal torturer?

Pashmina (Pashmina), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 21:19 (twenty-two years ago)

He thinks you're me, I bet. I ate some animals for dinner tonight.

Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 24 July 2003 00:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Yes it was Ally.

The thing is Calum that the people on this thread may or may not respect animals, I've no idea. Animals don't care what anyone is saying on an internet thread. But rather marvellously you do, and most of us dislike you and want to upset you. Hence the argument.

Tico Tico (Tico Tico), Thursday, 24 July 2003 08:27 (twenty-two years ago)

"Animals don't care what anyone is saying on an internet thread."

Gud to see this thread still going - hey Tico the Chico, your grammer is shit. Haha!

Spoonered (Spoonered), Thursday, 24 July 2003 08:34 (twenty-two years ago)

"... your grammer is shit."

Yet more comedy gold!

Stewart Osborne (Stewart Osborne), Thursday, 24 July 2003 08:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Kelsey Grammer?

Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 24 July 2003 12:54 (twenty-two years ago)

Or the old woman who's married to gramper, maybe?

Stewart Osborne (Stewart Osborne), Thursday, 24 July 2003 13:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh boy…. ‘comedy gold’ indeed. A well thought out, reasoned and researched argument vs. badly constructed insults not meeting the level of the average 8 year old. But isn’t that always the way? Fact of the matter is that rather than actually confront yourselves and your ‘beliefs’, you’d rather just sit in a corner and jizz over your Manics records.

It’s laughable that you’d point the finger at Calum, accuse him of being a religious nut, say he can’t care about ‘human beings’ because he cares about animal welfare….. rather than consider he could just be quite an ethical individual with thoughts of his own that don’t conform to your sad little definition of ‘normality’. What’s next…. come on, where are the accusations of political correctness because he’s pointed out that various people on this forum are also pretty fucking sexist?

It’s simple, you’re scared…. too afraid to admit you’re wrong, maybe confront your failings. You say you don’t care…... I say you’re full of shit, this debate is not simply about ‘animal cruelty’… it also has knock on effects, it effects human lives too (something you accused Calum of not caring about)… people on this forum included and you don’t care about that? Then why are you still here? Run that bath, make it nice and hot, get your favourite carving knife from the kitchen drawer and say goodbye…… come on children, follow the leader (Richey 4real) into cliché nihilism nirvana.

Can one of you give any sort of a reasoned argument against the facts you’ve been presented with by Calum? I doubt it. How many of you even looked at the links…. ?

Xcourage2careX, Thursday, 24 July 2003 13:53 (twenty-two years ago)

bork bork bork

electric sound of jim (electricsound), Thursday, 24 July 2003 14:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Xcourage2careX,

You may possibly not be aware of this but just in case you aren't I shall try to make one brief explanation of the response that Calum is receiving on his thread.

Calum bombarded this board for months with irrelevant and puerile sexist crap, ignoring everyone's requests for him to stop, and making wild threats and accustions at everyone who tried to challenge his behaviour.

Yet the moment he wants to talk seriously about something we're all supposed to stop and forget about all that and pay attention to him?

Sorry my friends but life ain't like that.

Calum has behaved like a spoiled and petulant child and in so doing has set himself up to be ignored and reviled - and he's now reaping exactly what he sowed.

That's the end of it as far as I'm concerned.

Stewart Osborne (Stewart Osborne), Thursday, 24 July 2003 14:27 (twenty-two years ago)

....and the sickness known as humankind spreads like a cancer. Apathetic and rotten to the very core. For you there shall be no salvation, no mercy, no compassion.... their pain will become your pain, their blood - your blood.... covering our hands in the name of vengeance, Gaia's children will be avenged.

Xkiller.bunnies.of.the.apocalypseX

XinGaia'snameX, Thursday, 24 July 2003 14:43 (twenty-two years ago)

What's that? Lyrics from the new Killing Joke album?

Stewart Osborne (Stewart Osborne), Thursday, 24 July 2003 14:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Okay, so what do we think was Calum's motivation for 'bombarding' this forum?

Ha-ha, Killing Joke, now that's funny.... no, it was me just taking the piss and sinking down to the level of the rest of this forum.

Really, if we were getting into quoting bands I think I'd be stretching a bit further than the shite that is Killing Joke.

Xblah,blah,blahX, Thursday, 24 July 2003 14:50 (twenty-two years ago)

"Okay, so what do we think was Calum's motivation for 'bombarding' this forum?"

Classic attention-seeking behaviour.

Stewart Osborne (Stewart Osborne), Thursday, 24 July 2003 14:52 (twenty-two years ago)

CYBILL STRIKES AGAIN.

I'm killing an animal RIGHT NOW!!!

Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 24 July 2003 14:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Haha! Ally talks about winding me up... not noticing that VIRTUALLY EVERY (and I don't know how often I have to explain this) single thing I've posted on ILM has been with that express purpose and eejits like Ally have fallen for it hook, line and sinker like the gullible, no-life idiots they are! Like I really sit around fantasising about pop stars arses or whatever... but, Christ, you post something on it here and - what's that - 314 responses in 10 minutes! Madness! But REALLY funny to watch when you're just having a laugh and people are so silly they can't actually fathom it.

As for the animal welfare and indeed animal rights issues - the "X" fellow is correct... you are especially unread on the subject and you should all boycott the Manics on principle and let them know that playing a concert for VIVISECTION charity and STILL supporting such charities is unfogiveable ignorance. They WERE told by many of their own fans at the time NOT to play for a charity tests (so it wasn't like they weren't warned) but they just did not care. Then Richey pinches your cash by writing "Small Black Flowers that grow in the Sky" (about a caged animal!). The hypocrit. False and bullshit, the band deserves every bit of criticism allowed to them.

Calz (Calz), Thursday, 24 July 2003 16:29 (twenty-two years ago)

Calz (alias "Ted Nugent")isn't even a vegan! Think of those beakless chickens being grown without skin for the benefit of fat Americans -he doesn't!

dave q, Thursday, 24 July 2003 16:33 (twenty-two years ago)

Here chasing your tail is joy.

Tico Tico (Tico Tico), Thursday, 24 July 2003 16:36 (twenty-two years ago)

And dave q, I never said I was perfect (although I should add I'm totally against factory farming) but I do what I can for the causes I stand by. What do you do?

Calz (Calz), Thursday, 24 July 2003 16:43 (twenty-two years ago)

Haha Tico Tico wins!! I kiss you!

Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 24 July 2003 16:51 (twenty-two years ago)

What? Who spelled "hypocrite" without the "e" on the end?

Pashmina (Pashmina), Thursday, 24 July 2003 16:58 (twenty-two years ago)

What are you, some kind of grammerian?

Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 24 July 2003 17:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Ally proves to be as dumb as I think she is (see other thread where she talks about how many men she's shagged to strangers on the net... sad, sad, sad. This girl must have her own shrink as she's clearly got shit for brains).

Calz (Calz), Thursday, 24 July 2003 17:07 (twenty-two years ago)

You're really not a very good wind up artist, Calum. Anyway, who says they were men?

Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 24 July 2003 17:23 (twenty-two years ago)

Having your own shrink must be better than sitting in on someone else's session, surely!

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 24 July 2003 17:33 (twenty-two years ago)

Well I've wound up you enough times ya big mug.

Calz (Calz), Thursday, 24 July 2003 17:33 (twenty-two years ago)

'do what I can for the causes I stand by. What do you do?'

I only eat fetii. Early-term. Partial-birth are good for tying to 'nooses' and waving around in front of the chick's house.

dave q, Thursday, 24 July 2003 17:35 (twenty-two years ago)

haha when did you wind me up? You are confusing me with people who yelled at yr porn obsession! I didn't read those threads, I was too busy torturing monkeys!

Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 24 July 2003 17:36 (twenty-two years ago)

calum = caleb.

Sterling Clover (s_clover), Thursday, 24 July 2003 17:38 (twenty-two years ago)

Eventually they will all be revealed as Alex NYC, won't they?

Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 24 July 2003 17:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Ally dear I don't have a porn obsession, but if it makes you feel better to throw personalities onto me then go ahead, you seem like you need a life or something to entertain your rather braindead, pathetic, ill thought out mind.

Calz (Calz), Thursday, 24 July 2003 17:43 (twenty-two years ago)

you forgot "un-read", calum.

Pashmina (Pashmina), Thursday, 24 July 2003 17:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Yes, and also keep in mind that I am a slut.

Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 24 July 2003 17:48 (twenty-two years ago)

Something tells me that an interesting thread about an interesting band is about to be locked by an administrator... just a guess. Please do carry on.

JP Almeida (JP Almeida), Thursday, 24 July 2003 17:50 (twenty-two years ago)

It ceased being a thread about a band a long, long time ago, ie when dickwad refused to let anyone continue talking about them without screaming "BUT WHAT OF THE KITTENS!!!!!" in a shrill voice. This is much funnier anyway.

Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 24 July 2003 17:51 (twenty-two years ago)

I very much doubt it. Anyway threads started pre-June 2001 are like listed buildings.

Tico Tico (Tico Tico), Thursday, 24 July 2003 17:52 (twenty-two years ago)

it stopped being about the band some time ago, JP!

Pashmina (Pashmina), Thursday, 24 July 2003 17:52 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.sonymusic.pl/grafika/specjaly/wywiady/d/msp.jpg

"Oi! Where's our pie! I hope it's filled with kittens!"

Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 24 July 2003 17:53 (twenty-two years ago)

it looks like two of them already had their pie

mark s (mark s), Thursday, 24 July 2003 17:56 (twenty-two years ago)

I just read a post by a straightedge impersonator, some dave q abortion jokes, and tomorrow I'm gonna be in DC and maybe have a little veal w my dad (who I'll hug). Also my boss is out. Life, great innit!

g--ff c-nn-n (gcannon), Thursday, 24 July 2003 18:09 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah, I noticed it, Pashmina... In fact, it was kinda hard not to notice...

JP Almeida (JP Almeida), Thursday, 24 July 2003 18:10 (twenty-two years ago)

caleb i tell you caleb!

Sterling Clover (s_clover), Thursday, 24 July 2003 19:00 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm kidding abt the veal. gross!

g--ff c-nn-n (gcannon), Thursday, 24 July 2003 19:05 (twenty-two years ago)

....and the sickness known as humankind spreads like a cancer. Apathetic and rotten to the very core. For you there shall be no salvation, no mercy, no compassion.... their pain will become your pain, their blood - your blood.... covering our hands in the name of vengeance, Gaia's children will be avenged.

Xkiller.bunnies.of.the.apocalypseX

-- XinGaia'snameX (Xfucku2...), July 24th, 2003.

What's that? Lyrics from the new Killing Joke album?
-- Stewart Osborne (stewart.osborn...), July 24th, 2003. (later)

hahaha!!! thank you stewart. this has made my day.

Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Thursday, 24 July 2003 19:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Ally still hasn't looked at one link I've provided...

I do worry that humanity can be so cruel, but then in Ally's case it's a mixture of that and BEING A BRAINDEAD CITY DWELLING PIG IRNORANT UNTRAVELLED TIT.

Nevermind, one day I'm sure we can educate her - maybe in her next life or something. Vote for Bush Ally! He's a good guy you know. He cares about you.

Calz (Calz), Thursday, 24 July 2003 20:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Who says I didn't look at it? I just don't care!

Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 24 July 2003 20:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Holy shit. I should have read this thread sooner.

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 24 July 2003 20:46 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm shocked that there's still enough piss left to take in this thread. I thought you'd all be fresh out.

Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 24 July 2003 20:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Amen and let's just conclude you are an ignorant dumbass - living only for the ability to post on an online forum and talk about who you're shagging. Congratulations Ally, you're part of the problem and not the solution...

Now I remember why I'll never, in my lifetime, see the world even try and make a step forward. It takes some degree of intelligence and knowledge of our surroundings which assholes like Ally like to remind me not enough of us have.

Calz (Calz), Thursday, 24 July 2003 20:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Ally takes one step forward, three steps back, three steps back, three steps back...

Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 24 July 2003 20:58 (twenty-two years ago)

I haven't seen this much empty self-importance since Bush's last speech.

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 24 July 2003 20:59 (twenty-two years ago)

The joy is that comment can always be revived for both Calz and Bush at any point in the future, really.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 24 July 2003 21:19 (twenty-two years ago)

"untravelled"????

Pashmina (Pashmina), Thursday, 24 July 2003 21:24 (twenty-two years ago)

How exactly does one untravel a tit? Do you need a passport? Please include diagrams and at least on pie chart.

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 24 July 2003 21:41 (twenty-two years ago)

"Now I remember why I'll never, in my lifetime, see the world even try and make a step forward. It takes some degree of intelligence and knowledge of our surroundings which assholes like Ally like to remind me not enough of us have."

Here's a wild idea Calum: if you really, genuinely want to change the world (as opposed to just whining about what's wrong with it like a spoiled attention-starved brat) how about stopping wasting your time sitting in front of a PC winding people up, getting up off your arse, going out into the real world and actually doing something about it?

Stewart Osborne (Stewart Osborne), Friday, 25 July 2003 07:00 (twenty-two years ago)

"Congratulations [Calum], you're part of the problem and not the solution..."

Do you see?

Stewart Osborne (Stewart Osborne), Friday, 25 July 2003 07:03 (twenty-two years ago)

At least he's telling you about something - you can check these links out and learn something about it. That's for the best surely. Vivisection is sick shit anyway, Ally has come out of this looking really thick In My Opinion.

Spoonered (Spoonered), Friday, 25 July 2003 10:03 (twenty-two years ago)

"At least he's telling you about something - you can check these links out and learn something about it."

Unfortunately Calum's been such a complete and utter dick in the past that no-one here has the slightest inclination to pay any attention whatosever to a single word that either he or anyone vaguely associated with him says any more. Particularly since the fact that he's now desperately seeking to assume the moral high-ground (when the actual position that he occupies on this Board is at the very bottom of an extremely deep moral pit which he's carefully dug for himself with his own past behaviour) is naturally the cause of much hilarity.

"That's for the best surely."

Frankly the cause of the Anti-vivisectionists etc. would be far better served on this forum by not being associated with an established and celebrated idiot like Calum.

Stewart Osborne (Stewart Osborne), Friday, 25 July 2003 10:51 (twenty-two years ago)

I think many ppl are still paying attn to calum. that is regrettable.

Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Friday, 25 July 2003 10:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Yes Julio, but they're all either (still) being annoyed by his tantrums or they're just laughing at him and ridiculing him - I don't think anyone's actually taking anything he has to say even remotely seriously, which is a shame because:

a) anti-vivisection is is an important issue which sadly is rapidly becoming a cause for ridicule because of it's association with him, and;
b) unfortunately it doesn't matter whether we shout at him, laugh at him, or attempt to ignore him, it all just makes him scream louder and throw his toys out of pram even more forcefully.

Stewart Osborne (Stewart Osborne), Friday, 25 July 2003 11:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Whatever he's done, it's an important issue and good on him for taking the high moral ground over it.

So if a comedian or someone famous you just don't like lends themselves to a good cause we should ignore the cause?

Spoonered (Spoonered), Friday, 25 July 2003 12:06 (twenty-two years ago)

"So if a comedian or someone famous you just don't like lends themselves to a good cause we should ignore the cause?"

Of course we (by which in this instance I mean human beings ) shouldn't Spoonered but I think even the most cursory grasp of human nature should inform you that in practice we almost invariably do .

Stewart Osborne (Stewart Osborne), Friday, 25 July 2003 12:31 (twenty-two years ago)

Then I think that's wrong.

Spoonered (Spoonered), Friday, 25 July 2003 12:38 (twenty-two years ago)

*shrugs* yeah, but what are you going to do?

Keep banging your head against a brick wall like Calum keeps doing or be mature enough to accept human nature for what it is, learn to live with it and move on to things that are not only far more important but which you might actually be able to do something about?

"God grant us the serenity to accept the things we cannot change, courage to change the things we can, and wisdom to know the difference"

Stewart Osborne (Stewart Osborne), Friday, 25 July 2003 12:52 (twenty-two years ago)

I think there are quite a few people here missing the point of everyone else's posts, ie it was an assholish way to tell a motherfucker to fuck off already, especially since he "took the moral high ground" after basically implying that people of certain class/belief deserve to die and be miserable. Nice to know the moral high ground only applies to bunny rabbits and not fellow human beings.

But feel free to get yr own mileage out of this thread and out of Calum's constant nastiness towards fellow human beings (both famous and fellow posters on this board).

Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 25 July 2003 13:25 (twenty-two years ago)

I think there are quite a few people here missing the point of everyone else's posts

YOU'RE SPOILING THE FUNNY

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 25 July 2003 13:37 (twenty-two years ago)

Caleb I tell you Caleb!

(this is ILX, surely *someone* appreciates the buffy ref.)

Sterling Clover (s_clover), Friday, 25 July 2003 13:37 (twenty-two years ago)

Ally wished me dead on an ILE thread and is talking favourably about a band that Calum has explained a lot about. Fidel Castro, AIDS on Stipe etc

Spoonered, Friday, 25 July 2003 13:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Where did Calum wish death on people of other classes and beliefs (I do see your use of the word "implying" Ally, but in this context it seems to translate as "in my mind he said this")? Can you post evidence though? I can't see that anywhere.

Spoonered, Friday, 25 July 2003 13:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Haha read the thread, it's upthread and two other people already pointed out the issue with crying about vivisection while being callous towards human beings dying! Wanker. The world would be a better place if you and Calum made the sex already and stopped being bloody buggers all over the interweb, good god.

Sterling, no one understands your references! You must surely understand this by now.

Dan, the more I explain the more it is funny, DO YOU SEE?

Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 25 July 2003 14:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Calz (alias "Ted Nugent")isn't even a vegan! Think of those beakless chickens being grown without skin for the benefit of fat Americans -he doesn't!

Well, I'm Vegan - Does that mean that I'm better than you and some how win? Hooray!? I think you're all a bunch of lame fucks.... let's fucking go!!

Oh, and Ally... how much does a NY Hooker make these days? No precise answer, y'know just on average per week?

Have a nice weekend children....

An X for each and every one of you, Friday, 25 July 2003 15:11 (twenty-two years ago)

Not bloody enough, I'll tell you that much.

Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 25 July 2003 15:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Haha - Ally, tell me (coz you really are the thickest person EVAH) seeing as how you're a bit dumb ("bred for vivisection" - HAHAHAHA), can you tell me which country (above all others) helped to defeat The Nazis in World War 2 (clue: It wasn't America)?

Or tell me a bit about George Orwell or something - ANYTHING to show me you have a brain.

You go girl!

P.S. for the LAST time (and I've stated this until I'm blue in the face) although Ally wished death on me over on ILE I have actually stated over and over that I find the Manics views towards human rights atrocious (remember, Richey paid a hooker in Bangkok - women forced into the sex trade through poverty)... it is you who wishes death on strangers on the net. You STUPID dumb moose. Can people be this dumb? Ally proves it.

Calz (Calz), Friday, 25 July 2003 17:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Holy shit. He references:

1) Nazis
2) Vivisection
3) George Orwell
4) Death
5) Human rights
6) Sex Trade in Asia
7) Moose

CALUM IS ACTUALLY NICKY WIRE, PEOPLE! Good god, if your next post is a lengthy dissection of why Cezanne's Bathers series shows the inner workings of the human mind as refuge from cold environment, I will totally win a bet.

Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 25 July 2003 17:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Sterling, I got the Caleb ref.

Larcole (Nicole), Friday, 25 July 2003 17:59 (twenty-two years ago)

did ally wish death on calum AND spoonered?

mark s (mark s), Friday, 25 July 2003 18:02 (twenty-two years ago)

You STUPID dumb moose

Calum's contempt for animals exposed!

stevem (blueski), Friday, 25 July 2003 18:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah, and obviously it was in the real physical sense and not the "killfile" sense! Actually I hired a hitman, should be arriving in a few. Kisses!

Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 25 July 2003 18:04 (twenty-two years ago)

oh but couldn't i tell he was being ironic and just winding me up? dam i've been so blind...

stevem (blueski), Friday, 25 July 2003 18:04 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.freetheanimals.homestead.com/photos.html

Some pictures for you Ally. This is what your Manics support.

Calz (Calz), Friday, 25 July 2003 18:06 (twenty-two years ago)

they're not HER Manics...and i don't think the Manics support that stuff as much as they just do not condemn it out right - 99.9% of people are hypocrites too. still, awful pictures - some look a little suspicious but i concede i am not informed enough about the subject of animal cruelty to really say that (tho i do know a bit about digital photo manipulation at least, not that thats relevant here i'm sure).

stevem (blueski), Friday, 25 July 2003 18:11 (twenty-two years ago)

I note you don't deny the fact that you're actually Nicky Wire, Calum.

Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 25 July 2003 18:13 (twenty-two years ago)

No it's not, there are famous (in anti-vivisection circles) undercover expose pictures. If the Manics must be vocal about supporting charties which conduct such experiments then they should be wise enough to look further into it. I did.

Calz (Calz), Friday, 25 July 2003 18:14 (twenty-two years ago)


Haha - Ally, tell me (coz you really are the thickest person EVAH) seeing as how you're a bit dumb ("bred for vivisection" - HAHAHAHA), can you tell me which country (above all others) helped to defeat The Nazis in World War 2 (clue: It wasn't America)?

OK now i'm really confused.

Pashmina (Pashmina), Friday, 25 July 2003 18:18 (twenty-two years ago)

"Anti-vivisection circles"! It sounds like fun, like a quilting bee! Where do I sign up?

Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 25 July 2003 18:20 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.all-creatures.org/anex/monkey.html

These are some of the more common experiments done on monkeys in labs.

Calz (Calz), Friday, 25 July 2003 18:23 (twenty-two years ago)

link 1

Calz (Calz), Friday, 25 July 2003 18:31 (twenty-two years ago)

But what do the monkeys have to do with nekkid pix of Kylie?

Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 25 July 2003 18:35 (twenty-two years ago)

link 2

Not sure the pics I'm trying to post are working but you should visit this site;

http://vivisection-absurd.org.uk/images19.html

And if possible watch the undercover documentary it refers too. It was in my uni library and changed my day and probably my life. I couldn't believe this shit was happening and vowed never to tolerate anyone who defends it.

Calz (Calz), Friday, 25 July 2003 18:35 (twenty-two years ago)

. I couldn't believe this shit was happening and vowed never to tolerate anyone who defends it.


Kind of like how I feel about Emma Bunton.

Larcole (Nicole), Friday, 25 July 2003 18:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Nicole WINS!

Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 25 July 2003 18:48 (twenty-two years ago)

That she does!

And besides, if you tolerate Emma your--oof! *is taken down by a jab from Ally in the solar plexus*

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 25 July 2003 19:17 (twenty-two years ago)

If I can shoot Raggett, then I can shoot fascists?

Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 25 July 2003 19:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Hahah! Ally rules beyond all measure. :-)

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 25 July 2003 19:23 (twenty-two years ago)

Even though I am thickest person ever AND a prostitute? You're way too lavish with your praise, kind sir.

Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 25 July 2003 19:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Amoebas are animals and need protection too, but not when they're insulting you.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 25 July 2003 19:32 (twenty-two years ago)

ally you forgot - an untraveled tit as well!!

Pashmina (Pashmina), Friday, 25 July 2003 19:33 (twenty-two years ago)

I think that was Calum's way of asking me to show him my tits?

Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 25 July 2003 19:34 (twenty-two years ago)

your rather braindead, pathetic, ill thought out mind

If no-one else finds "ill thought out mind" from upthread worthy of comment, well, then, by God, the task falls to me. However I feel that its effects are best experienced if it is treated as a koan. "Ill thought out mind." The [ill thought out] mind boggles.

J0hn "G'day" Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Saturday, 26 July 2003 04:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Even though I am thickest person ever AND a prostitute
-- Ally (mlescau...), July 25th, 2003.

Sounds like a confession of some sort to me?

The thickest person ever and a prostitute. Hmm, well I've nothing against prostitutes to be honest... (and yes I mean as individuals, no I'm not defending the exploitation of the 'sex' industry). Nor do I really have anything against people like Ally who want to 'fuck around'... it's your body, your choice right? As long as you're being careful and not hurting anyone else, there's not really a problem. I do however find it kinda' sad that you'd post this on the net and I can't say that I ever met anyone who was truely happy fucking around. But that's a different debate.

However, I do have a problem with thick people... they really annoy me, 'DO YOU SEE?' The sheer ignorance displayed on this board is amazing, okay Calum may have got right up your nose(s) and maybe that was his intention... right or wrong, he still has an awful lot of very valid points which most people here are choosing to ignore simply because it suits them to switch off rather than think about what's being said to them.

XXXand 1Xmore, Saturday, 26 July 2003 11:12 (twenty-two years ago)

valid points they may well be, and more informed he may be about the matter of animal testing than most people here, but Calum's behaviour on this board this year remains the most idiotic the majority (based on comments i've read from a range of different people who post here) of ILX posters has seen. thats why this thread is how it is.

stevem (blueski), Saturday, 26 July 2003 13:06 (twenty-two years ago)

Okay, this may be understandable (although I'm sure Calum has his motivations).... but how many people are actually going to admit that Calum's point's are valid? He may have pissed people off (whatever his motivation was) but that doesn't actually mean that he's wrong.

Are you basically saying that because 'Calum behaved badly' you'll ignore what he's saying, even though his argument is very well founded and researched? There's little in the way of agreement here, instead counterattacks and predicatble insults are thrown and the whole thing goes round in circles.

Nobody seems to be saying "I agree with what you're saying, but Calum I think you're a wanker!"... but rather "I don't care!" or "Dribble, bunnies taste good." It's kinda' childish and just makes people look totally fucking ignorant.... are you all actually that willing to portray yourselves as uncaring, ill informed and quite frankly stupid?

The Xkidreturns, Saturday, 26 July 2003 14:13 (twenty-two years ago)

He may have pissed people off (whatever his motivation was) but that doesn't actually mean that he's wrong.

you're giving calum the benefit of the doubt more than anyone else here - his motivation for annoying people was clearly boredom and a desire to try and 'shock' or provoke - nothing more. and who is to say he isn't wrong? i dont condone testing on animals but given my general ignorance regarding the specifics of that field i am not going to go and condemn it either. its not as if the vivisectionists go home every day and just laugh about how evil they are. well, maybe some do, but maybe others believe what they're doing is right in the long run and its the protesters who are misguided. its one big grey area where concepts like right and wrong are prone to manipulation and re-appropriation. dave q touched on this with his sole comment way upthread i think.

to re-iterate calum is unlikely to get much sympathy and support for any views he professes on this board now - regardless of how just or noble or interesting the subject matter. childish? maybe, but he started it! ;) ignorant and stupid? you'll find there are all kinds of debates and constructive arguments taking place elsewhere on this board (usually far from the threads calum bothers to post on) from the very same people on this thread and others that prove they are far from ignorant and stupid in general.

stevem (blueski), Saturday, 26 July 2003 14:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Calum's purpose was to simply wind a few people up.

But this is indeed a very serious subject, and not the first time I've tried to discuss something serious on ILM. I would say that vivisectionists are indeed evil and considering that undercover footage was released in 1985 showing a doctor and his helpers in a lab mimicking and laughing at brain damaged primates... and the documentary "A Dog's Life" in 1997, as well as the recent undercover expose of xenotransplantation, seems to show that vivisectors are miles away from the rest of us when it comes to showing simple emotions like compassion.

As for the sleeping around comments that Matt (XthingyX) made... I don't think you can be happy sleeping around either. I'm pretty romantic when it comes to that.

Calz (Calz), Sunday, 27 July 2003 09:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Xkidreturns, the problem is that — even if this was not always what he intended — every discussion Calum gets into, including the "serious" ones, comes across as an an excuse for him to bully and harass anyone who disagrees with him, and — very quickly — to unleash a barrage of speculation about their private lives, to mock them for being from any ever-so slightly different cultural background from his own, to jeer and snigger. This gets tired very quickly, and ppl on this board have been forced — by his behaviour — to learn to treat him as a cartoon WHATEVER the topic, otherwise it's just a waste of time and emotion. I stopped taking him seriously as a grown-up when he boasted on ILE that he and a friend went onto lonelyhearts chatrooms to taunt and humiliate them: I think anyone who uses the term "mateless" as a weapon is simply not entitled to lecture others about compassion.

One of the things you realise as you get older — I think this is also what Stewart is alluding to, though I don't want to put words in his mouth — is that some (often basically very conventional) people gravitate towards seemingly radical political stances precisely because they're underpopulated: it's an arena where they can act as top dog, and generally boss colleagues around and guilt-trip them about their moral unworthiness and enjoy feeling superior. Where this gets particularly ugly is where you suddenly realise that SOME of people, far from (say) fighting to right the wrong they make such a noise about, are in their heart of hearts EXPLOITING this wrong because it gives them a get-out-of-jail-free justification for behaving so jerkily. They say they want an end to ________, but then conduct their campaigns exactly to alienate waverers, potential supporters, newcomers generally, with the result that ________ carries on, and so does the mini-reign of their total jerkiness.

What you have to ask yourself is, does the cause matter more to you than your feelings about how you're perceived? If it's genuinely the former, then an ability to humble and to apologise sometimes and to actually respect and build bridges towards those who don't yet agree with you is essential. Hard work maybe, but essential. If in the end it's all about your ego, then in the end you will end up betraying the cause, either by undermining it by yr behaviour or by switching sides.

I have no interest in a discussion with Calum about this subject bcz actually I think it's a serious and difficult issue, and I think his posturing and general look-at-me wankiness are always just a step away, the only debating tactic he actually knows. To be blunt, I think he instinctively picked this political topic bcz it allows him to bully ppl very effectively, something he enjoys a lot too much, and he'll have to do a lot of work to convince me (and many other contributors to this board) otherwise.

When he proves he's learnt to take responsiblity for the consequences of his own past behaviour — the consequences include the general attitude towards him manifested here — and to cut out his adolescent bully-moves, and demonstrate that his political poisition ISN'T purely a pretext for him to be an overbearing prick, then I think we'd see a very different kind of debate. One actually worth having. (Somehow I doubt it will ever be on a Manics thread, but there you go.)

A couple of times he has posted something where he allowed himself to seem a bit vulnerable, where he wasn't simply braying about his intrinsic moral and intellectual superiority to everyone else on the planet, and these moments made me like him a bit more. I don't know why, but I am inclined to believe his claim that he's more charming in real life. I don't understand his campaign to present himself as totally charmless to the whole of ILX: it seems be very self-defeating, especially now, when he wants to discuss something that matters to him.

mark s (mark s), Sunday, 27 July 2003 10:33 (twenty-two years ago)

Well I can assure you that I did not choose this topic (which is anything but under populated - SHAC has pretty much brought HLS to its knees with a worldwide ring of subscribers) for anything other than a horror towards animals being tortured... and for no justifiable reason either. I read up on the topic, viewed the undercover footage, got upset, cried, got angry, donated... and read some more. That's all I was urging people to do here. The Manics stance on the topic is unforgiveable, although for what it is worth I do believe that if Nicky Wire were to look into to the topic he might be similarly horrified, but alas he's too busy trying to score points by being a "Sony Socialist".

Then again, there are a lot of things I strongly believe in. I'm opposed to the death penalty, foreign sanctions, protested against the Iraq war... the world is fucked up and sawing open the heads of wild caught primates and then giving them electric shocks straight to the brain is but part of a very large problem.

I do, incidently, take full responsibility for my posts. And my friends found the amusing and so did I - which doesn't excuse why hundreds of posts would follow a simple "wind up" topic such as "Alison Moyet's bum must be a bit sweaty on a hot day eh?"

I mean, if you guys can't see that this is simply someone have a bit of a laugh I do worry, and as I've explained I find the graphic posts by ILMers about their personal sex lifes far more dubious than any joke thread I can come up with.

Calz (Calz), Sunday, 27 July 2003 11:23 (twenty-two years ago)

And I don't think I'm cleverer than anyone on ILM to be honest. I do worry about some of Ally's comments on this thread, but that's as far as my intelligence might stem...

Calz (Calz), Sunday, 27 July 2003 11:25 (twenty-two years ago)

if you can't see why what you're doing is thoughtlessly bullying and vicious, and only funny to yr complacent and sheltered little gang of chortling cronies, then you forfeit the right to be pompous and self-righteous about the fucked-upness of the world

mark s (mark s), Sunday, 27 July 2003 12:05 (twenty-two years ago)

calum- you might be 'intelligent' but you're not convincing anyone.

Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Sunday, 27 July 2003 12:18 (twenty-two years ago)

I mean, if you guys can't see that this is simply someone have a bit of a laugh I do worry

fine, you worry. just understand that many people here will worry about you as well, except they probably don't care that much.

and the fact that anyone ever decides to just try and negatively 'wind people up' that they don't know is actually yet another reason the world is like it is. there are better ways to entertain yourself and others.

stevem (blueski), Sunday, 27 July 2003 12:29 (twenty-two years ago)

And maybe you are right... but you do reserve the right to ignore it and some people found it amusing to read threads like "If Phil Collins had sex with 100 people in the world's biggest all male gangbang would you respect him more or less" in amongst the more serious muso grumblings.

And this is a serious topic, and posting some joke threads most certainly does not forfeit my right to be concerned about serious issues. Where is that written? In some sort of fucked up mental Bible you've just invented in your head?

Calz (Calz), Sunday, 27 July 2003 12:32 (twenty-two years ago)

''And this is a serious topic, and posting some joke threads most certainly does not forfeit my right to be concerned about serious issues.''

they were mean spirited and had nothing to do with content music wise. and the fact that you don't post much on other ppls threads just fits into that.

Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Sunday, 27 July 2003 12:53 (twenty-two years ago)

the switch from "please take me seriously please?" back into playground tactics and manipulative dishonesty happened within a single paragraph there!!

mark s (mark s), Sunday, 27 July 2003 13:11 (twenty-two years ago)

calz you make it sound like you're the only person who does joke threads on ILM, which is not true. 2 out of 3 threads on ILM are in jest it often seems...obviously you are free to continue posting dumb threads to try and get laughs (many of us do it from time to time) but in terms of etiquette its unwise to repeat what is essentially the same joke over and over, esp. when its not even that funny anyway.

stevem (blueski), Sunday, 27 July 2003 13:22 (twenty-two years ago)

I glanced at the "Bible that I have just made up in my head" and read this:

"If you make a superhuman effort — over many months — behave towards a group of people in a way they consider stupid, rude, thoughtless, cruel and lame, WHEN YOU ARE PERFECTLY WELL AWARE THIS IS WHAT THEY THINK, you are in no position to complain when they laugh and jeer at you in return WHATEVER YOU ARE TRYING TO SAY. Take responsiblity for the consequences of your behaviour to others: treat them as you have no problem yourself being treated. You intensely dislike being wound up about your beliefs, or having them doubted or sneered at — so why not extend the same respect to others?"

Calum, if this is genuinely not part of the "Bible that you have just made up in your head" then you will continue not to be taken seriously: in other words, you will have forfeited the right to lecture people etc etc. You can go on lecturing people, but they will simply stop listening. If you are serious about yr cause, then this is actually a principle that matters: if you treat your potential audience with total sneering contempt, not just momentarily — we all have lapses — but on a consistent and sustained basis over a very long time, then you are sabotaging your own side.

Which would you prefer to achieve here? Getting us all to admit that we are rubbish for failing to see how marvellously light-hearted and clever your many many prank threads have been, or persuading a few more people to think hard about vivisection, to change their minds, even their behaviour?

Because it seems to me that you are quite prepared to sacrifice the latter to ensure the former: in other words, to ruin your ethical campaign to shore up your ego. Like I said, I don't really understand this. You may think we are all dreadful fogeys for not finding you a funny guy: OK, fine — you're dealing with an audience of fogeys. So IF YOUR MESSAGE MATTERS AT ALL TO YOU, then it to your audience. Your strategy seems to be: insult the audience, then get upset when they get annoyed. This is not serious politics, in any shape or form.

mark s (mark s), Sunday, 27 July 2003 14:05 (twenty-two years ago)

sorry: "So IF YOUR MESSAGE MATTERS AT ALL TO YOU, then tailor it to your audience"

I am trying very hard to discuss this with you seriously: to take you seriously, in other words, and to ignore all your bullshit grandstanding and distortion. It would be nice if you did the courtesy of actually reading what I've posted, and not just replying to selectively misread easy-target versions. If you can't be bothered, so be it.

mark s (mark s), Sunday, 27 July 2003 14:11 (twenty-two years ago)

I've read what you've said and my sole two points are these:

*I have, from time to time, commented on other people's threads and posted serious discussion threads about music (do a search and you'll find many of them). I have also posted what I consider to be "funny" threads. You obviously did not find them amusing - many of the ILMers that contributed to them did with comments like "best thread ever", "funniest thing written on ILM" etc etc. Therefore, because my humour did not sit well with you - this does not give you the right to assume that my character does not have ethical and moral points to it as well. Otherwise, by your reckoning, a guy like Chris Morris would be the most evil man alive.

*I am very serious about this topic. I have not posted sludge on this thread for this very reason, but instead attempted to enter into a reasonable discussion about it and draw people's attention to the innate hypocrisy of the Manics (a band I once followed as well I should add, much regrettably) and why it is not wise to support a band of such moral disrispute.

I hope that this line of talk can continue on this thread at least, but I find it strange that you like "being funny/ unfunny" with "having no morals".

Calz (Calz), Sunday, 27 July 2003 14:32 (twenty-two years ago)

You obviously did not find them amusing - many of the ILMers that contributed to them did with comments like "best thread ever", "funniest thing written on ILM" etc etc.

Only if you count your phoney identities. Perhaps you do think they are real, though.

Larcole (Nicole), Sunday, 27 July 2003 14:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Well, as usual you read your way very very carefully around the various points I was making and invented your own to reply to. If you actually read the rest the board carefully at all, you'd probably be slightly aware that I am not exactly well known for my hostility to humour: one of the reasons I enjoyed this thread so much earlier on was that Ally was being very Chris Morris-ish and funny at your Suddenly Terribly Humourless Expense. "How many animal rights activists does it take to change a lightbullb? THAT'S NOT FUNNY!!" Naturally your line is the same as it's always been: no one else's feelings count for anything except yours. You're a standard-issue bully co-opting a serious subject to make yourself look big, and people aren't buying it. If you genuinely cared much as you claim about this issue, you'd be concerned when people WHO AGREE WITH YOU ABOUT IT carefully distance themselves from you. But anyone who disagrees with you about anything is immediately proved to be your intellectual and moral inferior, fit only to be smeared and jostled.

I'm not continuing this, I've said my piece here. I've made a repeated point about why your strategy to seize the moral high ground keeps misfiring and you seem determined to keep on finding new (well, old) ways of missing it.

mark s (mark s), Sunday, 27 July 2003 15:01 (twenty-two years ago)

Erm... I've answered your points as you've raised them. If you want them answered differently then I advise you raise them in a different and more clear manner. But you are now taking the moral high ground yourself (read your above post) and, from the tone of your posts, doing so in a manner that I personally find rather patronising.

Calz (Calz), Sunday, 27 July 2003 15:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Calum, you can't go out of your way to irritate people and then get mad when they decide they are done with you.

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Sunday, 27 July 2003 16:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Well, I mean, you can, but it doesn't make any sense.

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Sunday, 27 July 2003 16:40 (twenty-two years ago)

I didn't go out of my way to irritate anyone - just some of you didn't find my threads funny. That's hardly my problem. I don't find Roy Chubby Brown funny so I don't go to his concerts. Surely you guys can see some sense in this?

Calz (Calz), Sunday, 27 July 2003 17:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah, but roy chubby brown's concerts don't actually come to you, do they?

Pashmina (Pashmina), Sunday, 27 July 2003 21:27 (twenty-two years ago)

And stink up your house. Or if you prefer yer fave pub.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 28 July 2003 00:14 (twenty-two years ago)

You have gone out of yr way to irritate and belittle other people, Calum, on numerous occasions (the most recent of course being this thread where me telling you I'm not going to play your game and be nice to you resulted in you starting an ENTIRE OTHER THREAD to call me a shit for brains whore--exact quote). It seems a bit wankerish to go around crying like a 2 year old girl when people do the same back at you. Get over it.

Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 28 July 2003 01:45 (twenty-two years ago)

"One of the things you realise as you get older — I think this is also what Stewart is alluding to, though I don't want to put words in his mouth — is that some (often basically very conventional) people gravitate towards seemingly radical political stances precisely because they're underpopulated: it's an arena where they can act as top dog, and generally boss colleagues around and guilt-trip them about their moral unworthiness and enjoy feeling superior. Where this gets particularly ugly is where you suddenly realise that SOME of people, far from (say) fighting to right the wrong they make such a noise about, are in their heart of hearts EXPLOITING this wrong because it gives them a get-out-of-jail-free justification for behaving so jerkily. They say they want an end to ________, but then conduct their campaigns exactly to alienate waverers, potential supporters, newcomers generally, with the result that ________ carries on, and so does the mini-reign of their total jerkiness."

Precisely Mark; it doesn't matter whether the tactic that's being used is bombarding the board with puerile sexist "humour"; making unpleasant aspersions about and launching vitriolic attacks on other posters; or this latest game of extravagant DRAMA-QUEEN weeping and wailing histrionics about the plight of animals that are used for experiments; or any combination of the above; it's transparently clear that the psychological sub-text is at all times "LOOK AT ME, EVERYONE, PAY ATTENTION TO ME!"

Stewart Osborne (Stewart Osborne), Monday, 28 July 2003 08:27 (twenty-two years ago)

(The thing I find funny is that everyone including myself has pegged Calum's behavior as attention-seeking and self-serving, yet continues to feed into it by talking to him and discussing it.)

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 28 July 2003 12:36 (twenty-two years ago)

yes well, we've been here before haven't we?

Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Monday, 28 July 2003 12:40 (twenty-two years ago)

its funny, i used to see kids ranting and raving at their parents and the parents would just not respond to them at all, not even to say 'be quiet' or just address them and their requests sensibly and reasonably. i used to wonder why this was, but now i think i know. the thing is, sometimes by not responding the parent risks coming off as ignorant or 'switched off' rather than sensible in letting their child drone on about something until they get frustrated by lack of co-operation the bored.

stevem (blueski), Monday, 28 July 2003 12:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Dan, that's kind of the entire point here-->we feed his behavior-->he keeps posting nonsense like "Archives of Pain is pro slaughter" and more nonsense about monkeys being better than humans-->I have endless amusement on a thread ostensibly about my boyz. Everyone wins if by everyone I mean myself.

Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 28 July 2003 12:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Is it actually true that the Manics are fanatically pro-vivisection? The Richey comment that Calum cites (about wanting animals to die for the sake of his hairspray) just seemed like another flippant joke about his own solipsism (like the Hitler/Slowdive quote) rather than a deeply felt position.

I remember the Manics getting some flak for playing a gig in aid of Cancer Research. A dumb thing to do, in my opinion, but there are better reasons for hating them. I also remember that Bernard Butler joined them at the gig. The Bernard Butler who happens to be one of Calum's faves.

Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Monday, 28 July 2003 12:54 (twenty-two years ago)

EK, making a joke about vivisection to rile people is the exact same thing as actually torturing an animal--isn't this obvious? Come on, man.

Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 28 July 2003 12:57 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.solscitt.net/sgfl/teaching/lect10-understand.htm
http://www.educational-psychologist.co.uk/attention.htm

Stewart Osborne (Stewart Osborne), Monday, 28 July 2003 13:01 (twenty-two years ago)

making a joke about vivisection to rile people is the exact same thing as actually torturing an animal--isn't this obvious?

controversial!

stevem (blueski), Monday, 28 July 2003 13:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Sommermute I put it to you

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 28 July 2003 15:01 (twenty-two years ago)

Memory's a bit shaky here, but didn't the Manics play this Cancer Research benefit just after their manager Phillip Hall kicked the bucket after a long battle with, yes, cancer? I've no recollection of the Manics' statements on experimentation on animals, but given this fact, doesn't their choice to play the show feel more like a emotional response - and, I'd venture, a pretty valid one - than any sort of pro-vivesection statement?

Jason J, Monday, 28 July 2003 15:05 (twenty-two years ago)

That's right. And Bernard Butler's dad had just died of cancer too.

Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Monday, 28 July 2003 15:18 (twenty-two years ago)

His cancer crept up on him as he was pulling apart baby seals.

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 28 July 2003 15:21 (twenty-two years ago)

"feel more like a emotional response - and, I'd venture, a pretty valid one - than any sort of pro-vivesection statement?"

No it does not excuse the very stupid decision. As Matt stated, how many of you know about the steps forward made by charities that take the more expensive route of bypassing animal experimentation for other, more effective, means like Lord Dowling's research fund? My father died of cancer, so I think I'm a pretty good position to state that I do not believe millions upon millions of dead monkeys, killed in a vile and disgusting manner, is excusable... and that's before you take into account the fact that animal experimentation has not done anything to find a cure for cancer anyway. Human cancer is VERY different from a cancer which is humanly engineered in a lab to take control of an animal.

Bernard's response may have been emotional, considering that Mr Butler is a vegetarian and very vocal about being such, I would find it hard to believe he'd be pro-vivisection or was well-read enough on the topic to know about the charity behind the gig.

The Manics, however, were warned - well in advance - by their own fans about this gig (many of whom deserted them) and came out with very loud and obnoxious statements about not giving a shit. Even recently Sean Moore mentioned that the current protest against HLS is misguided as the protesters have probably been saved by animal experimentation at some time or another and the Manics STILL to this day give donations to charities such as The Spastics Association which are notorious for their use of animal experiments.

So... I'd say they are very pro-vivisection the sick fucks.

And I reserve the right to take the moral high ground to a dumb fuck like Ally who, in the time of all these posts, can only say that this debate is about "monkeys being more important than humans".

Jesus, she's so dim it really makes you despair. Yeah Ally, and remember - they're "bred for vivisection" too aren't they? If Ally ever leaves her back yard to experience someone else's culture I only hope she's intelligent enough to enter into ill-informed debates such as this without at least reading a little about the subject, because people this stupid are a fucking plague.

Grow up Ally, get a brain and make us all happy.

Calz (Calz), Monday, 28 July 2003 17:46 (twenty-two years ago)

"feel more like a emotional response - and, I'd venture, a pretty valid one - than any sort of pro-vivesection statement?"

No it does not excuse the very stupid decision. As Matt stated, how many of you know about the steps forward made by charities that take the more expensive route of bypassing animal experimentation for other, more effective, means like Lord Dowling's research fund? My father died of cancer, so I think I'm a pretty good position to state that I do not believe millions upon millions of dead monkeys, killed in a vile and disgusting manner, is excusable... and that's before you take into account the fact that animal experimentation has not done anything to find a cure for cancer anyway. Human cancer is VERY different from a cancer which is humanly engineered in a lab to take control of an animal.

Bernard's response may have been emotional, considering that Mr Butler is a vegetarian and very vocal about being such, I would find it hard to believe he'd be pro-vivisection or was well-read enough on the topic to know about the charity behind the gig.

The Manics, however, were warned - well in advance - by their own fans about this gig (many of whom deserted them) and came out with very loud and obnoxious statements about not giving a shit. Even recently Sean Moore mentioned that the current protest against HLS is misguided as the protesters have probably been saved by animal experimentation at some time or another and the Manics STILL to this day give donations to charities such as The Spastics Association which are notorious for their use of animal experiments.

So... I'd say they are very pro-vivisection the sick fucks.

And I reserve the right to take the moral high ground to a dumb fuck like Ally who, in the time of all these posts, can only say that this debate is about "monkeys being more important than humans".

Jesus, she's so dim it really makes you despair. Yeah Ally, and remember - they're "bred for vivisection" too aren't they? If Ally ever leaves her back yard to experience someone else's culture I only hope she's intelligent enough to enter into ill-informed debates such as this with at least reading a little about the subject, because people this stupid are a fucking plague.

Grow up Ally, get a brain and make us all happy.

Calz (Calz), Monday, 28 July 2003 17:46 (twenty-two years ago)

The post so nice he did it twice. CALUM REMEMBER HOW YOU POST ALL THOSE NUDIE CHICKS AND THEN GO OH HEY GUYS DON'T BAN ME OR DELETE MY POSTS, I JUST PLAYIN' LIKE A 12 YEAR OLD BOY WHO JUST HAD HIS FIRST EJACULATION? THIS THREAD IS KIND OF LIKE THAT FOR THE REST OF US, GOT IT? THANKS.

Again, if your analysis of "Archives of Pain" is that it is condoning human torture and the death penalty, then I see no reason to have any sort of debate with you on my intellectual merits--clearly yours are a bit AWOL.

Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 28 July 2003 17:56 (twenty-two years ago)

But Ally, Richey himself told Melody Maker that it WAS about the death penalty... "give them the respect they deserve" was about the idea of giving Hindley, Brady etc what they gave to other people... death. I have that book on the Manics, written by the guy dressed as a queen on the back (it's a while ago now) and it's all in there.

So...

lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots of laughter @ Ally...

Dumbest postee on any message forum ever and unable to even know what the songs by the band she is defending are about.

HAHAHAHAHA.

Calz (Calz), Monday, 28 July 2003 18:01 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.hiphoparea.com/images/ culture/hhstory/epmd.jpg

Ess, Monday, 28 July 2003 18:03 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.hiphoparea.com/images/culture/hhstory/epmd.jpg

Ess, Monday, 28 July 2003 18:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Girlz r stupid!

calz+spooner=tru luv (Nicole), Monday, 28 July 2003 18:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Goddammit!

"You gots to chill."

Your friends,
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Erick and Parrish, making dollars.

Ess, Monday, 28 July 2003 18:08 (twenty-two years ago)

I have that book on the Manics, written by the guy dressed as a queen on the back (it's a while ago now)

Simon Price, I also have it. If you read it a bit more thoroughly, you'll note that Richey contradicts said statement in yet another interview. Richey in being a dickhead contradictory liar SHOCKER. Try actually listening to the lyrics sometime, you moron--they're rather obviously from the point of view of an extreme rightist but also rather sarcastic ("All I preach is/Extinction"). If I tape a picture of Belinda Carslyle naked to the lyrics sheet, will you pay attention? I'm afraid I'm all out of Emma Bunton.

Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 28 July 2003 18:25 (twenty-two years ago)

okay, lemme get this straight, Calum: you hate the Manics, and yet you own a book about them, have memorized every interview they ever did, and now are going to start analysing their lyrics? I know Manics FANS who don't think about them as much as you do!

Justyn Dillingham (Justyn Dillingham), Monday, 28 July 2003 18:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Maybe Calum IS Ally and this is Fight Club: The Thread.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 28 July 2003 18:49 (twenty-two years ago)

ooh, I wanna be Helena Bonham Carter!

Justyn Dillingham (Justyn Dillingham), Monday, 28 July 2003 18:53 (twenty-two years ago)

(wow, that would sound really weird out of context)

Justyn Dillingham (Justyn Dillingham), Monday, 28 July 2003 18:54 (twenty-two years ago)

Even IN context it's weird, I think you're the only person in the world who has said that ever.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 28 July 2003 18:55 (twenty-two years ago)

I just meant the character she played, really.

Actually, thinking about the implications of that a bit more, no I didn't.

Justyn Dillingham (Justyn Dillingham), Monday, 28 July 2003 18:56 (twenty-two years ago)

This is just Justyn's weird way of confessing his undying love for me, don't worry about it.

Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 28 July 2003 19:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Ally is George Foreman

stevem (blueski), Monday, 28 July 2003 19:10 (twenty-two years ago)

as in EXCELLENT COMEBACK

the freakiest thing just happened - i refreshed the thread and two thirds of it was temporarily exposed as Matrix code - no bullshit! i think they are coming for me now. Calz is clearly a rogue program.

stevem (blueski), Monday, 28 July 2003 19:12 (twenty-two years ago)

Just for record's sake, these are the lyrics to "Archives of Pain":

(Spoken bit: I wonder who you think you are
You damn well think you're God or something
God give life, God take it away, not you
I think you are the devil itself)

If hospitals cure
Then prisons must bring their pain
Don't be ashamed to slaughter
The center of humanity is cruelty
There is never redemption
Any fool can regret yesterday
Nail it to the House of Lords
You will be buried in the same box as a killer, as a killer, as a
killer
A drained white body hangs from the gallows
Is more righteous than Hindley's crotchet lectures
Pain not penance, forget martyrs, remember victims
The weak die young and right now we crouch to make them strong
Kill Yeltsin, who's saying?
Zhirinovsky, Le Pen,
Hindley and Brady, Ireland, Allit, Sutcliffe,
Dahmer, Nielson, Yoshinori Ueda,
Blanche and Pickles, Amin, Milosovic
Give them respect they deserve
Give them the respect they deserve
Give them the respect they deserve
Give them the respect they deserve
Execution needed
A bloody vessel for your peace
If man makes death then death makes man
Tear the torso with horses and chains
killers view themselves like they view the world, they pick at
the holes
Not punish less, rise the pain
Sterilise rapists, all I preach is
Extinction
Kill Yeltsin, who's saying?
Zhirinovsky, Le Pen,
Hindley and Brady, Ireland, Allit, Sutcliffe,
Dahmer, Nielson, Yoshinori Ueda,
Blanche and Pickles, Amin, Milosovic
Give them respect they deserve
Give them the respect they deserve
Give them the respect they deserve
Give them the respect they d e s e r v e

MANICS REVEALED IN WANTING TO COMMIT GENOCIDE AGAINST ALL IRISH EVER SHOCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 28 July 2003 19:34 (twenty-two years ago)

This issue is of minuscule concern and all, but I think Calum's more right about what 'Archives of Pain' is about. I've never seen it as being "rather obviously from the point of view of an extreme rightist but also rather sarcastic".

Furthermore, from 'The Manics Encyclopaedia', a website I feel guilty/glad to now discover, a Nicky Wire explanation of the song:

""That was the song that me and Richey worried about the most, and did the most work on. It was written as a reaction to the glorification of serial killers. In 'Silence of the Lambs', Hannibal Lecter is made in to a hero in the last scene of the film - people feel sorry for them. It's like that line from Therapy? 'Now I Know How Jeffrey Dahmer Feels' ('Trigger Inside' - Troublegum). I don't fucking want to know how Jeffrey Dahmer feels, and I think it's quite appalling to put yourself in that position. Everyone gets a self-destructive urge the urge to kill, but I don't particularly like the glorification of it. There's a book by Marcel Foucault with a chapter called 'Archives Of Pain'. Richey and I did that book at university, and it had quite an influence on us. It talks about the punishment matching the crime. But the song isn't a right-wing statement, it's just against this fascination with people who kill. A lot of people don't like to see rapists getting off with a £25 fine.
That line: 'Kill Yeltsin, who's saying?' - well, Yeltsin is a figure of hate to us. A person who's basically an alcoholic... that's a personal, petty manics thing."
(Nicky Wire; Melody Maker 27.8.94)

And an explanation of 'Ireland':

"IRELAND, COLIN

Serial killer - killed 5 people
Known in London as the "Gay Slayer", Colin strived to be known as a serial killer. For this purpose he strangled five homosexual men. Robert Ressler states in "However Fights Monsters" that one has to commit five murders to become a serial killer. Colin read the book and used it as a manual. He meticulously planned each murder as he set out to become a famous serial killer. He chose gay sado-masochistic men because they were willing to get tied up. Also, he believed that the public would feel less sympathy for them. Before his arrest he taunted the cops with rambling calls claiming responsibility for the murders and threatening to keep striking once a week. He even stated "I have got the book, I know how many you have to do...""

Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Monday, 28 July 2003 21:06 (twenty-two years ago)

Yup, they've long held that up as a song about being pro-death penalty.

I was once into the Manics as it so happens, when I was younger, more stupid and far less well read and poilitcally aware. Once I left my teens I kinda started to see why they might the thickest band on the planet, and really rather offensive.

Calz (Calz), Monday, 28 July 2003 21:09 (twenty-two years ago)

when I was younger, more stupid and far less well read and poilitcally aware

The mind reels.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 28 July 2003 21:25 (twenty-two years ago)

The mind reels.

Therefore the mind is Irish.

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Tuesday, 29 July 2003 01:16 (twenty-two years ago)

"ooh, I wanna be Helena Bonham Carter!"
-- Justyn Dillingham (aubade8...), July 28th, 2003 8:53 PM.

"(wow, that would sound really weird out of context)"
-- Justyn Dillingham (aubade8...), July 28th, 2003 8:54 PM.

"Even IN context it's weird, I think you're the only person in the world who has said that ever."

-- Ned Raggett (ne...), July 28th, 2003 8:55 PM.

Actually I have been known to say something remarkably similar (just the one word different in fact) on more than one occasion....

Stewart Osborne (Stewart Osborne), Tuesday, 29 July 2003 07:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Humans are antithetical to other species. If you're for animal rights then you should be in favour of capital punishment too!

dave q, Tuesday, 29 July 2003 08:04 (twenty-two years ago)

This is turning into a great thread... It has culture, humour and Calum-swearing. What can one want more?

JP Almeida (JP Almeida), Tuesday, 29 July 2003 09:16 (twenty-two years ago)

What can one want more?

Chicks!

http://www.ruetihofeier.ch/images/Timo%20Gade.JPG

Sommermute (Wintermute), Tuesday, 29 July 2003 09:39 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't like the Manics' music but you have to respect them for opening their mouths/bank accounts without over thinking it.

It is not better to keep shtum and have everyone think you're an idiot.

mei (mei), Tuesday, 29 July 2003 09:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Chicks R0X0R

JP Almeida (JP Almeida), Tuesday, 29 July 2003 10:29 (twenty-two years ago)

Haha EK, I knew that thing about Ireland, I was cracking a joke, do you see?

Anyway, I am not quite sure how the first quote contradicts what I said about it not being a black and white pro-torture/death penalty statement and that quite a bit of the song comes off sarcastic and bitter. Calum in not understanding shades of grey shockah, is what I was getting at...

Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 29 July 2003 12:40 (twenty-two years ago)

You know Ally, there is a running joke that Americans never really got irony and I think you show it here. The opening quote of that song is IRONIC.

And as for the comment:

"Humans are antithetical to other species. If you're for animal rights then you should be in favour of capital punishment too!"

That is even stupider than any of Ally's comments. As you may or may not know most of those involved with the animal welfare/ anti-vivisection cause are also fiercly opposed to state executions and Ally, your country should be ashamed to be the only Western nation to still carry out this barbaric outdated process. You should move on with the rest of us.

The only thing that worries is me is that I seriously believe a Brit-twat like David Blunkett actually WOULD install a death penalty here if that right wing cunt got the chance.

Calz (Calz), Tuesday, 29 July 2003 16:37 (twenty-two years ago)

What is a wing cunt (and can we eat it)?

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 29 July 2003 16:39 (twenty-two years ago)

It's like he's in a cage and we have an amount of sticks, but at some point it gets boring.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 29 July 2003 16:43 (twenty-two years ago)

Dude, guys, hang on, you're missing the fact that I am now also responsible for the continuation of the death penalty in the United States. HOLY SHIT. I'm like, the worst person ever.

Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 29 July 2003 16:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Dude, guys, cool, yeah etc etc

Jesus, she just gets more and more amusing...

Calz (Calz), Tuesday, 29 July 2003 16:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah, "she" does! That's what we're all snickering at over here! Promise. Kisses!

http://www.bubblegun.com/images/manic1.gif

Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 29 July 2003 17:02 (twenty-two years ago)

calz, who are you talking to?

stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 29 July 2003 18:46 (twenty-two years ago)

To Spoonered.

http://www.hunde-fan.de/CrazyDogs/CrazyBilder/Schnee.jpg

Sommermute (Wintermute), Tuesday, 29 July 2003 19:22 (twenty-two years ago)

'What is a wing cunt (and can we eat it)?'

if it's sufficiently red go right ahead...

dave q, Tuesday, 29 July 2003 19:25 (twenty-two years ago)

two years pass...
Hahahaha wow, I totally missed this.

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 9 December 2005 23:02 (nineteen years ago)

It was legend.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 9 December 2005 23:08 (nineteen years ago)

one year passes...
The Manic Street Preachers' new single, "Your Love Alone Is Not Enough", is on sale to get to number one this weekend.

Dom Passantino, Thursday, 3 May 2007 20:32 (eighteen years ago)

I like the new album. Better than the last 3 anyway.

Brigadier Lethbridge-Pfunkboy, Thursday, 3 May 2007 20:36 (eighteen years ago)

I think the Holy Bible is great, especially "Faster" and "This is Yesterday." EMG is also very good, as is "This is My Truth." I'm from the US though, so I don't have the cultural baggage that the Brits have.

Richard Wood Johnson, Thursday, 3 May 2007 22:25 (eighteen years ago)

don't you mean "I'mfromwhiteamerica"?

admrl, Thursday, 3 May 2007 22:27 (eighteen years ago)

The best thread in ilx history, this one.

Pashmina, Thursday, 3 May 2007 22:34 (eighteen years ago)

How the fuck did I miss this thread? And I just got done butchering "The Everlasting" at karaoke too!
The new album is cringeworthily awesome, esp. "Underdogs." I feel like it's not a Manics song 'less'n I hear a line that makes me want to smack the Wire or JDB pulls some weird syntax shit.

Morley Timmons, Friday, 4 May 2007 08:17 (eighteen years ago)

this is the one where calum and ally er fight isn't it? the manics getting to no 1 in 2007 just seems weird.

acrobat, Friday, 4 May 2007 08:21 (eighteen years ago)

Nina Cardigan!

SeekAltRoute, Friday, 4 May 2007 10:02 (eighteen years ago)

the manics getting to no 1 in 2007 just seems weird.

-- acrobat, Friday, May 4, 2007 11:21 AM (2 hours ago)


quoted for motherfuckin truth.

seriously though, is dom messing with us? i can't really get my head around the manics still even going. do they still do loads of quotes on their record sleeves? if so, of whom?

That one guy that quit, Friday, 4 May 2007 10:49 (eighteen years ago)

LIFEBLOOD was great i thought, but the press and the band have decided it was rubbish and that now is the time for a 'manics-are-cool-again' revival thingy. new album sounds no damn different to various bits of the last 3 albums.

be good to see them in the charts again though.

pisces, Friday, 4 May 2007 10:51 (eighteen years ago)

really though?

That one guy that quit, Friday, 4 May 2007 10:51 (eighteen years ago)

Seriously!

Dom Passantino, Friday, 4 May 2007 11:17 (eighteen years ago)

Groove Armada look like going top 20 as well, just to further the late 90s revival.

Dom Passantino, Friday, 4 May 2007 11:18 (eighteen years ago)

I was saying to acrobat the other night that emo kids probably look at the Manics in the same way that Britpop kids saw Weller: old, useless, but Important.

Dom Passantino, Friday, 4 May 2007 11:18 (eighteen years ago)

Groove Armada look like going top 20 as well, just to further the late 90s revival.

-- Dom Passantino, Friday, May 4, 2007 2:18 PM (1 minute ago)


haha. but the manics are like... EARLY nineties! the weller comparison is probably right, but he'd at least had his written-off house music period and come back "mature." maybe the manics have too, i haven't heard them since 'masses against the classes'.

That one guy that quit, Friday, 4 May 2007 11:21 (eighteen years ago)

and i replied that theoy make no sense whatsoever. manics have 0 to do with modern emo!

acrobat, Friday, 4 May 2007 11:24 (eighteen years ago)

EYELINER

Dom Passantino, Friday, 4 May 2007 11:25 (eighteen years ago)

One very thin member of the group, one very fat one.

Dom Passantino, Friday, 4 May 2007 11:26 (eighteen years ago)

Or, as Hamlet put it: "Words, words, words"

Dom Passantino, Friday, 4 May 2007 11:26 (eighteen years ago)

yeh there are similarties but no actual links yr actual grown up proper emo types probably a lot more into Jets To Brazil or whatever, whilst pop-rmo kids have NO CONCEPT OF THE PAST. can't see 'em going for the manics i mean for anyone under about 24 there key memories of them are fat post-oasis lad rock.

acrobat, Friday, 4 May 2007 11:41 (eighteen years ago)

Yeah, but even when the Manics were a shittier version of Del Amitri they still kept their earlier glitterfag schtick. I mean, Melody Maker was still running "Diary of a Manics Fan" in 1999, right?

Dom Passantino, Friday, 4 May 2007 11:45 (eighteen years ago)

hmm but i don't see a continuity between that stuff, which was preaching to the cult really and some 16 year old Biffy Clyro fan. they would have been 9!

acrobat, Friday, 4 May 2007 11:50 (eighteen years ago)

And kids walking around the Star and Garter in Manchester with daffodils hanging out of their jean pocket weren't even born when The Smiths split! There's this thing called the internet that allows people to discover the past.

Dom Passantino, Friday, 4 May 2007 11:52 (eighteen years ago)

yeh but the smiths split up! they didn't have the embarassing decline into irrelevance the manics had. be scientific about this; go on kerrang! forums and ask this question. thou i bet the people who hang aound the forums are fuckin mastodon fans or something.

acrobat, Friday, 4 May 2007 11:54 (eighteen years ago)

Possibly the duddest band of all time

Tom D., Friday, 4 May 2007 11:58 (eighteen years ago)

That is something we can agree on though.

Dom Passantino, Friday, 4 May 2007 12:02 (eighteen years ago)

ha. no.

acrobat, Friday, 4 May 2007 12:43 (eighteen years ago)

Irrelevant to 2007, they have nothing new to offer. Another pointless album on automatic pilot, that will be lapped up by their fanbase and Q readers who are told to buy into it, front covers, hype etc.

They may as well split up.

-- DJ Martian, Friday, 4 May 2007 13:49 (6 minutes ago)

Billy Dods, Friday, 4 May 2007 12:49 (eighteen years ago)

they came back mature with 'EVERYTHING MUST GO'. true story.

pisces, Friday, 4 May 2007 13:37 (eighteen years ago)

whilst pop-rmo kids have NO CONCEPT OF THE PAST. can't see 'em going for the manics i mean for anyone under about 24 there key memories of them are fat post-oasis lad rock.

-- acrobat, Friday, May 4, 2007 2:41 PM (2 hours ago)


but their schmindie brethren apparently still LIKE oasis so it makes sense for mall emos to like the manics, though surely all the left-wing politics and absence of break-up songs gets in the way?

That one guy that quit, Friday, 4 May 2007 13:46 (eighteen years ago)

they'd only been 'away' for less than two years when 'everything must go' came out. i agree it was a more 'mature' direction but not in the way that 'wild wood', or whatever weller's first solo hit was, was.

That one guy that quit, Friday, 4 May 2007 13:47 (eighteen years ago)

i can't really comment on the richey era, but 'everything must go' is one of the most mundane, by the numbers records i can think of.

it's not bad, it's just totally without spark

if the stuff that followed was worse...

Charlie Howard, Friday, 4 May 2007 13:57 (eighteen years ago)

but the manics SOUNDED completely different to any modern emo band! the roots of emo are nearly 100% american.

i love generation terrorists. better than appetite for destruction i say.

acrobat, Friday, 4 May 2007 13:58 (eighteen years ago)

lol 3rd no 2

acrobat, Sunday, 6 May 2007 17:36 (eighteen years ago)

lol he said "no 2"

That one guy that quit, Sunday, 6 May 2007 17:46 (eighteen years ago)

"Cupid's Chokehold" #3, "Here (In Your Arms)" #10 = LOL EMO

Dom Passantino, Sunday, 6 May 2007 17:52 (eighteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

Your Love Alone Is Not Enough = #1 single of 2007

Yep. I'm calling it now.

SeekAltRoute, Tuesday, 29 May 2007 10:03 (eighteen years ago)

someone else has already noticed

16. MANIC STREET PREACHERS ft. NINA PERSSON - Your Love Alone Is Not Enough

Theory - if Kelly Clarkson did a record with the Manics, it would be brilliant. This springs to mind because of the part of this song where Nina Persson gives a shout-out to 'You Stole The Sun From My Heart', a song which I had always thought was rubbish, but whose inclusion here somehow elevates it to heroic status. With Kelly singing... it might work, you know. I can hear her ripping into the "YOU! stole the SUN FROM!" bits, and it sounds fantastic. "Drinking water to stay thin, or is it to pee with? I love you all the same." "I paint the things I wanna see, but it don't come easy." I can really see this coming off. I'm a fucking genius, I am. Obviously, the rhythm might need some perking up...

I keep missing the context lecture on the Manics - the first time I took any notice of them, it was 1996 and all the historic bits of their history had happened while primary school me was wondering why they were always screaming and topless and so on. All I got left with were various Radio 1 presenters saying "Obviously, 'Motorcycle Emptiness' is a great pop song", a statement that, being 13-year-old me, I completely agreed with, despite not having any conception of what 'Motorcycle Emptiness' or 'great pop song' might consist of (I was a 13-year-old private school kid, so I was already very familiar with 'obviously'); that, and the conviction that 'A Design For Life' was entitled 'I Desire Four Lights'. This was also obviously a great pop song for reasons that were obvious (who was I to question Teletext?) The Manics I got left with were not the ones people keep talking about, but the ones that sell out the Millennium Stadium every other Thursday, the ones with beer guts and stretchmarks, the ones that came up with hideous cack like 'There By The Grace Of God' and, indeed, 'You Stole The Sun From My Heart' - big, anthemic numbers that they would play on telly and always look and sound incredibly bored by. They just skulked about and looked a bit miserable. And their records all sounded the same. It was the sound of Virgin Radio, unwelcomingly loud, cloddy stadium-fillers. They never meant anything, cos by the time I noticed them they were pretty much treated as just being part of the furniture.

And that's why I'm so shocked, so overcome by this record. Sonically, it sounds nearly regressed to that late-nineties torpor, the kind of sound that gets people asking "Why aren't they big in America?" The drums are all thud and cymbal. There's violin sweeps (note: not the same as in the Biffy Clyro single, not by a long shot). There's Nina Persson, for pity's sakes (obviously, The Cardigans may as well not have existed after 'Erase/Rewind' - great pop song though). Everything's as anthemic as ever - difference is, there is a fucking ANTHEM! And Nina Persson's the key - not that she's especially great vocally, but just the insertion of another voice, aside from the one in James Dean Bradfield's head that keeps telling him he's too old for this shit. For the first time I can remember, it feels like he's singing to someone other than himself.

But maybe it is her, too. Their voices sound great in unison, doubling up to smack home lines harder - that would be dynamics, wouldn't it? And there's dynamics all over the place - the drums may slop about for much of the song, but that just serves to make the bits where they wake up all the more thrilling. They serve as launch pads for the guitars and orchestral swoops, they take off for that universe, that world:

NINA: But your love alone won't save the world
You knew the secrets of the universe
JAMES: Despite it all you made it worse
It left you lonely
NINA: It left you cursed

I've spent two days now trying to unpick that. It sounds impossible in scale: the world and the universe and the possibility of one's existence within them - I honestly, really cannot remember the last time I heard a pop song deal with them so... I don't even know how. I'm just left gasping. Sitting here getting washed over, again and again, looking for the handle. There's so much feeling between the two voices; if this is disintegration, it hasn't ever sounded less bitter or hateful - "through all the pain" (hear him fucking roar that bit) "your eyes stay blue, they stay blue, baby blue".

Not even mentioning this:

JAMES: I could have left us in exile...
NICKY: I could have written all your lines...
JAMES & NINA: I could have shown you...
NICKY: I could have shown you...
NINA: How to cry...

It's the way Nicky Wire forces himself into the narrative, off the rhythm, the lyricist sticking his head through the page - if it's meant to be an in-joke, it certainly doesn't sound like it. He sounds cragged, bitter, like the stories he's written are falling to pieces before his eyes, the happy ending suddenly impossible so let's slip off the mask. The show is over. The world just ended, didn't it?

It makes tears well up in the corners of my eyes for reasons I will never be able to explain, possibly cos they don't exist - it feels like the natural reaction, like how Dimitar Berbatov makes me cry sometimes with his perfection (that really is the best analogy I can come up with, I'm sorry). It's too much to take in, even if it feels like it shouldn't be. I'm exhausted, overcome and delighted all at once.

I'm a sentimental bastard, as I said before. The thing is, I don't think that has anything to do with it.

(I've just been watching the video for 'Everything Must Go'. James Dean Bradfield falling to his knees in a hail of pink petals, screaming "HAPPY, HAPPY" - it's pretty awesome)

acrobat, Tuesday, 29 May 2007 12:15 (eighteen years ago)

four weeks pass...

I just checked these guys out for the first time on youtube (never heard any Richey stuff, just some boring thing from "This Is My Truth" and Know Your Enemy back in college) and judging from the opening riffs and opening culture quotes they'd come off like the best band ever, the whole Clash'n'Slash thing, and then lose me by the second chorus. I'm fascinated enough to dig deeper and try it again, but on first listen EVERY song had the same effect.

da croupier, Thursday, 28 June 2007 21:30 (eighteen years ago)

At the very least, I love the idea of this band to death.

da croupier, Thursday, 28 June 2007 21:32 (eighteen years ago)

nine months pass...

OK: piece of namedropping follows which makes contributing a JPEG to AICON look like getting yrself entered in the phone directory, in terms of self-destructive vainty and cool/anti-cool ambivalent gesture: here goes
Simon Price once remarked to Steven Wells and me, over a curry in Harlesden (see what I mean) as follows — pause for effect: "It is reMARKable [imagine a slight Welsh lilt here] that the three most important and influential bands in rock'n'roll history are British."

So who d'you mean, said Swellsy and I, agog — well, perhaps not agog, but certainly intrigued (bearing in mind that SimonP was at this time still in his High Peacock-Goth fashion phase, all gold and blue and bigt hair and time-consuming facepaint).

"The Beatles, the Sex Pistols aand — " and here SIMON paused for effect, " — Visage."

After this, I can forgive him anything, frankly. And who cares if he meant it or not?

-- mark s, Thursday, April 5, 2001 1:00 AM (6 years ago) Bookmark Link

actually remember reading this about six years ago, still makes me chuckle.

banriquit, Wednesday, 2 April 2008 21:35 (seventeen years ago)

thing of it: at the time i would have been lol visage, but -- challenging opinion ahoy -- visage > sex pistols.

banriquit, Wednesday, 2 April 2008 22:45 (seventeen years ago)

six years pass...

Reviving the general Manics thread to share a bit of history...

http://thequietus.com/articles/17436-manic-street-preachers-holy-bible-james-dean-bradfield-interview

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 17 March 2015 14:38 (ten years ago)

This is cool. Thanks for sharing.

Poliopolice, Tuesday, 17 March 2015 16:40 (ten years ago)

You're welcome! (A little surprised at the quiet reaction here, I admit!)

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 17 March 2015 23:40 (ten years ago)

I can't imagine even attempting that interview after only having had time for a half-listen. Must have been quite a day.

fuck me, archipelago (Simon H.), Tuesday, 17 March 2015 23:56 (ten years ago)

Fascinating little piece of history. So if I read the introduction right, James was supposed to be heading to the US with Richey, but he didn't show up (and would never show up again), so James travelled by himself, talked to you and some others, then came home to... everything that happened after? Did he say anything about Richey not coming along? The album had been out since the previous summer in the UK - how come you hadn't heard it before then? I realise things were different in the 1990s, but I also know you were listening to a lot of UK stuff in that period. Anyway, it's great you still had the tape.

Eyeball Kicks, Wednesday, 18 March 2015 00:05 (ten years ago)

Pretty much what you see in the interview about Richey is what he said -- no direct mention of him not coming along, and I didn't have any sense of why he would or wouldn't be there. I would just have been "Oh, okay, James is doing a promo tour and I have a chance to chat, cool." That's it, really. James I gather headed home precisely because Richey in fact had not only gone away but had simply disappeared, and had been contacted about it.

And yup, it had been out buuuuut you are talking about a poor grad student at the time who was doing music writing and college DJ work as I could. Some things simply weren't easily affordable; I'm sure the baseline price around then for the import would have been something like $22 or the like. And that's a chunk of change! So yeah, didn't have it yet.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 18 March 2015 00:10 (ten years ago)

awesome read, thanks for posting that, ned -- i recall you mentioning the interview a long time ago but couldn't remember ever reading it. iirc richey had actually gone missing for a couple days a few weeks previously before turning up again, so that might explain why james went ahead with the interviews, assuming richey was just having a bad day or something.

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Wednesday, 18 March 2015 01:36 (ten years ago)

Wow @ the timing of that interview. James is such a smart, honest interviewee.

Minaj moron (Re-Make/Re-Model), Wednesday, 18 March 2015 10:57 (ten years ago)

seven years pass...

Might as well revive this thread too, having done that for the Suede one -- US coheadline tour in November.

https://americansongwriter.com/the-london-suede-manic-street-preachers-tour-north-america-in-2022

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 13 September 2022 20:56 (two years ago)

two years pass...

So I posted that Quietus piece with my JDB interview from 1995 ten years back upthread a little bit...and now, if you subscribe to Rock's Backpages, you can hear it too.

https://rocksbackpages.com/Library/Article/manic-street-preachers-james-dean-bradfield-1995

Ned Raggett, Monday, 27 January 2025 18:33 (seven months ago)


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