This sounds like the worst thing

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Leon Neyfakh (Leon Neyfakh), Friday, 26 August 2005 17:09 (nineteen years ago)

Yes yes it does.

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Friday, 26 August 2005 17:12 (nineteen years ago)

fvkctuards

nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 26 August 2005 17:13 (nineteen years ago)

Nina Blackburn: Well, in the song lyrics I’m quoting: "He’ll rip you off. He’ll take your money, make you work for free. Though you may scoff. It isn’t funny. He’s the devil, see. Kill Whitey."

Ice Cold: Right. Now how can you listen to that and think we’re talking about killing all white people?

Tone Def: Fact. We were talking about one specific whitey. Whitey Deluca our ex-manager.

Tasty Taste: He ripped us off for 70 grand.

Ice Cold: That’s right. And Whitey Deluca wasn’t even white. He was Italian. He was one of those olive complexion MFs you know.

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Friday, 26 August 2005 17:14 (nineteen years ago)

From dude's party info [here]:

Live shows have included such esteemed bands and DJs as TV on the Radio, Ghost Exits, Avenue D, Crash Test Dummies, Quieve & Tha Pumpsta, Dragons of Zynth, Matchbox 20 and Celena Glenn.

What the eff? Crash Test Dummies?

Confounded (Confounded), Friday, 26 August 2005 17:15 (nineteen years ago)

fuck. i'd just seen the listings/posters, which were dumb/offensive enough as it is, but sheesh. fuck these fucktards.

hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 26 August 2005 17:15 (nineteen years ago)

Oh Dear Lord.

I don't think I can handle NYC for much longer.

joseph cotten (joseph cotten), Friday, 26 August 2005 17:16 (nineteen years ago)

also he offers free admission to people who bring a bucket of fried chicken??

Leon Neyfakh (Leon Neyfakh), Friday, 26 August 2005 17:16 (nineteen years ago)

williamsburg sounds like hell.

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 26 August 2005 17:16 (nineteen years ago)

it's not bad, shakey, it's usually easy to ignore douchebag parties like these.

hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 26 August 2005 17:17 (nineteen years ago)

"Tha Pumpsta"

Confounded (Confounded), Friday, 26 August 2005 17:22 (nineteen years ago)

How far is 50 Cent from Tha Pumpsta anyway? A limo ride, right?

Here's Fiddy's chance to walk the walk...

donut gon' nut (donut), Friday, 26 August 2005 17:40 (nineteen years ago)

queens is just across newtown creek, but i doubt the pumpsta's ever been to forest hills.

hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 26 August 2005 17:46 (nineteen years ago)

Would some Photoshop doctor please jump in here?

By the way, 50 lives in Farmington, Connecticut. [50 Cent party]

Confounded (Confounded), Friday, 26 August 2005 17:46 (nineteen years ago)

does this photo actually need any doctoring, really?

mike powell (mike powell), Friday, 26 August 2005 17:50 (nineteen years ago)

"if you dont see its funny, i cant help you"

damn the white liberal knows everything doesnt he. if you dont share his vast knowledge. too bad, you just dont get it. fuck! this does indeed, sound like the worst thing. i though regular old hipster "dance parties" were dumb enough.

jmeister (jmeister), Friday, 26 August 2005 17:52 (nineteen years ago)

I'd bet $50 his "Miami Bass" is mostly Dance Mania at best...

pappawheelie II, Friday, 26 August 2005 17:54 (nineteen years ago)

"It's about being nasty, people come to grind on each other," said Casady, 23. "It's like friends being sexual with each other."

Casady was raised in Santa Barbara, Calif., but quickly notes her worldliness by listing the cities where she has lived along the trail to Brooklyn. A regular Kill Whitie partygoer, she tried the conventional (that is, non-hipster) hip-hop clubs but found the men "really hard-core." In this vastly whiter scene, Casady said that "it's a safe environment to be freaky."

mucho, Friday, 26 August 2005 17:57 (nineteen years ago)

oh wait a sec, i think i may know this pumpsta guy. oh well.

hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 26 August 2005 17:58 (nineteen years ago)

No, this is fantastic.

I'v never been able to explain away my scoffing refusal to go to caucasian-dominated hip-hop club nights without sounding like a jerk.

And I still won't be able to, but for me

this. is. perfect.

PS- Williamsburg really is a horrible place, in case you're wondering. Everyone looks like they walked out of a Weezer or BRMC video. EVERYONE.

jsoulja (jsoulja), Friday, 26 August 2005 18:01 (nineteen years ago)

Wow, I can't imagine why going into a random club and grinding on guys you don't know would lead to many of them thinking they could have meaningless sex with you.

The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Friday, 26 August 2005 18:02 (nineteen years ago)

Williamsburg really is a horrible place, in case you're wondering. Everyone looks like they walked out of a Weezer or BRMC video. EVERYONE.

uh, only if you ignore the hasids and the hispanics and the poles, ya dumbass.

hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 26 August 2005 18:05 (nineteen years ago)

yeah, there are plenty of "regular people" in williamsburg/greenpoint, you just have to walk about four blocks in any direction away from the Bedford L stop.

mike powell (mike powell), Friday, 26 August 2005 18:10 (nineteen years ago)

I know someone who attends these parties regularly, and said the exact same thing...verbatim....when I expressed confusion. "If you don't think its funny, then I can't help you."

I realized that a) I didn't want to live anywhere near this Weezer video hell and b) That I didn't need her help.

I'd rather go to a club where people go to dance and get down and not pose like they came to dance and get down. I bet the lights there are always up so people can see each other doing their best nouveau black face. I'd rather go to Chief Ike's or the Blue Room.

Big Loud Mountain Ape (Big Loud Mountain Ape), Friday, 26 August 2005 18:11 (nineteen years ago)

Wow.

Huk-L's Handsome Partner, Friday, 26 August 2005 18:11 (nineteen years ago)

Oh dear Jesus. I'm speechless.

M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Friday, 26 August 2005 18:12 (nineteen years ago)

Yea, that is totally not true. Also if you include "east williamsburg", even less true!

xpost (to hstencilz)

yeah, there are plenty of "regular people" in williamsburg/greenpoint, you just have to walk about four blocks in any direction away from the Bedford L stop.


LOLZ :D

I'm Hi, Jared Fogle (ex machina), Friday, 26 August 2005 18:13 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.hollertronix.com/

3, Friday, 26 August 2005 18:14 (nineteen years ago)

http://tinypic.com/b6xedt.jpg

#1 Palpatine Fan, Friday, 26 August 2005 18:15 (nineteen years ago)

xpost

Um, I yeah I guess I was way off the mark, as I figured that people on a music thread would probably be going to Williamsburg to check out THE MUSIC SCENE.

And based on that, I'll hold my ground on what I said. The dozen or so friends I have who live there say the same thing.

Don't blame me for the fact that just about every article covering Williamsburg in the last five years has not done so without making the place sound obnoxious beyond belief. Also not my fault that NO ONE in music circles writes about, or has interest in, Willaimsburg's diverse ethnic community.

But thanks for the insult, champ.

jsoulja (jsoulja), Friday, 26 August 2005 18:15 (nineteen years ago)

THERE ARE BLACK PEOPLE IN WILLIAMSBURG, NOT ALL OF WHOM ARE IN TV ON THE RADIO.

hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 26 August 2005 18:16 (nineteen years ago)

Don't blame me for the fact that just about every article covering Williamsburg in the last five years has not done so without making the place sound obnoxious beyond belief. Also not my fault that NO ONE in music circles writes about, or has interest in, Willaimsburg's diverse ethnic community

aka don't blame me for BELIEVING EVERYTHING I READ.

hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 26 August 2005 18:17 (nineteen years ago)

williamsburg music scene is a bit more diverse then those articles may lead you to believe. I'm not saying it's a ton more, but I've been to plenty of parties with a mix of locals and hipsters. Even some of the places that have the most offensively annoying williamsburgers attract the most locals, see The Stinger or Boogaloo. But that's a whole other discussion. We've had nights at Capones that have been a good mix of people.

Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Friday, 26 August 2005 18:21 (nineteen years ago)

Seeing is believing.

I mean really, I lived in NYC long enough and have enough friends that still live there, quite a few in Williamburg.

You're REALLY going to try and front that Williamsburg, especially via the topic of this thread, and the many other club nights and the types of people who live there and attend such nights to make them a "story", has NOT become OBNOXIOUS?

BRING IT THE FUCK ON!!!

jsoulja (jsoulja), Friday, 26 August 2005 18:22 (nineteen years ago)

Ok, ok. Wait. What Dan said is true. Of course there are some decent things there, and yes, I've been to a good party there more than once...

jsoulja (jsoulja), Friday, 26 August 2005 18:23 (nineteen years ago)

i'm saying that whatever that is "obnoxious" there is something easily ignorable.

M.I.A. IS THE FUTURE OF MUSIC
IRAQ WAS BEHIND 9/11
BLACK IS WHITE
FREEDOM IS SLAVERY

hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 26 August 2005 18:24 (nineteen years ago)

Don't blame me for the fact that just about every article covering Williamsburg in the last five years has not done so without making the place sound obnoxious beyond belief.

Journalists in reducing everything to black and white shocka!

My neighborhood, which I am told is on the far east boundary of Williamburg, is overwhelmingly black, Dominican and Puerto Rican. There are 4 record stores on my street and I doubt any of them have TV on the Radio cds.

I'm Hi, Jared Fogle (ex machina), Friday, 26 August 2005 18:24 (nineteen years ago)

OMG I HAVE SOME WHITE FRIENDS WHO LIVE IN HARLEM WTF! AND BY HARLEM I MEAN BY SYLVIA'S NOT OVER BY COLUMBIA.

hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 26 August 2005 18:25 (nineteen years ago)

I went to some noise show with the bros in Bushwick this spring and a party down the hall full of early 30 something black guys (and like a billion other racial groups) ended up intermingling a bit.

I'm Hi, Jared Fogle (ex machina), Friday, 26 August 2005 18:26 (nineteen years ago)

::pat::

n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 26 August 2005 18:29 (nineteen years ago)

Board regulars Dan, Rob, and I DJ every Firday and Saturday in Williamsburg (Capone's).

It's nothing like this.

pappawheelie II, Friday, 26 August 2005 18:29 (nineteen years ago)

our party is called "kill jewie"

Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Friday, 26 August 2005 18:30 (nineteen years ago)

Wow, I can't imagine why going into a random club and grinding on guys you don't know would lead to many of them thinking they could have meaningless sex with you.

it's like they are unaware of the ways of the world. Dammit, this folks need education. what if we were to found a school for this? we can dub it, "Freak Academy." Clueless scenesters of all shades shall be welcome.

kingfish 'doublescoop' moose tracks (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 26 August 2005 18:30 (nineteen years ago)

show up tonight with some matzoh ball soup and get in free.

shit, it's friday, isn't it?

Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Friday, 26 August 2005 18:31 (nineteen years ago)

our party is called "kill joey"

xpizzost

pappawheelie II, Friday, 26 August 2005 18:32 (nineteen years ago)

I'm-a gonna come over there and kill you all tonight. I am a bad-ass. *cries*

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 26 August 2005 18:36 (nineteen years ago)

That's the worst 50 Cent imitation I've ever seen.

The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Friday, 26 August 2005 18:36 (nineteen years ago)

A nickel to the first person to identify what record he's holding while, um, testifying.

Confounded (Confounded), Friday, 26 August 2005 18:43 (nineteen years ago)

Articles on nights like this really upset friends of mine who live there. It's like a trap, because they can't complain about it, because it's brought on in some form via gentrification, and they themselves are gentrifiers.

It's like the rent there- you moved there because it was cheaper, then everyone else did, and now it's expensive, but how can you complain?

"Let's kick out all the white people- except me!"

jsoulja (jsoulja), Friday, 26 August 2005 18:44 (nineteen years ago)

That's the worst 50 Cent imitation I've ever seen.

I cill you for saying that, after I cill my landlord.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 26 August 2005 18:44 (nineteen years ago)

the original 50 Cent hung out in my area of brooklyn, apparently.

Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Friday, 26 August 2005 18:44 (nineteen years ago)

i mean wtf how many of you people go to places like galopagos or sea on a friday or saturday night? this is just as obnoxious (tho more insiduous, granted), and just as easily ignorable.

hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 26 August 2005 18:45 (nineteen years ago)

dude, dan, i live a block away from where NOTORIOUS B.I.G. grew up. i'm one HARDASS WHITE COLLEGE EDUMACATED RENTING FROM OTHER WHITE FOLX MOTHERFUCKER.

hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 26 August 2005 18:46 (nineteen years ago)

b-b-b-but the original 50 Cent shot and killed and terrorized everyone. He even robbed LL Cool J!

Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Friday, 26 August 2005 18:48 (nineteen years ago)

Does anyone know anyone who has ever been to one of these nights? Who the fuck would go to this? Truly mind boggling.

Legroom at the Vista (Bent Over at the Arclight), Friday, 26 August 2005 18:49 (nineteen years ago)

sea on a friday or saturday night?

Dude, it was a Thursday afternoon. I didn't even order pad thai.

Confounded (Confounded), Friday, 26 August 2005 18:51 (nineteen years ago)

that chai place is better.

hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 26 August 2005 18:53 (nineteen years ago)

Thai, Chai, iss all good.

pappawheelie II, Friday, 26 August 2005 18:54 (nineteen years ago)

thing is, despite the ridiculous "name", it's not much different then thousands of party that happen all over New York City, and likely elsewhere in the universe. White kids like dancing to black music. They like imitating the same videos everyone else is watching. It's nothing new. I'm sure if you like dancing to the music he plays, it's a great deal of fun. The only thing that makes it different is that he thinks its funny to make fun of the way white people appropriate black culture, only he does it in a manner offensive to all human kind.


Yes, Chai is good. I won't go to SEA, I went to the one in the east village and hated it.

Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Friday, 26 August 2005 18:56 (nineteen years ago)

Don't you know it:

http://www.myspace.com/pumpsta/

Confounded (Confounded), Friday, 26 August 2005 19:00 (nineteen years ago)

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pappawheelie II, Friday, 26 August 2005 19:01 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.milkthebeef.com/

Confounded (Confounded), Friday, 26 August 2005 19:01 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.myspace.com/pumpsta

Confounded (Confounded), Friday, 26 August 2005 19:02 (nineteen years ago)

I dunno, dude's probably got more of a following than I do, so his schtick is better than mine...

pappawheelie II, Friday, 26 August 2005 19:04 (nineteen years ago)

I only said Williamsburg sounds like hell because 99% of what I hear about Williamsburg involves either Vice magazine proponents or Hasids, two of my least favorite groups of people to be around.... (note I have never been to Williamsburg and probably never will)

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 26 August 2005 19:05 (nineteen years ago)

xpost

Come on, dude, Da Pumpsta's got 34 friends on MySpace -- I just knows your MySpace universe is bigger than that!

Confounded (Confounded), Friday, 26 August 2005 19:06 (nineteen years ago)

xpost - i agree, this is not isolated event at all. the thing that makes it different is he's overt about intentions...which makes him and partygoers look naive... whereas generally in hipster culture you subvert your intentions=there's some irony involved=even if its ironic earnestness. but being truly upfront about shit is still < cool even in those being earnest is cool circles. i felt like the journalist was also making somewhat of a judgement on their cool versus reasons for/value of whites imitating black culture.

Susan Douglas (Susan Douglas), Friday, 26 August 2005 19:06 (nineteen years ago)

> Vice magazine proponentsadherents

And now we're on an all-purpose New York City trash-talkin' thread!

Confounded (Confounded), Friday, 26 August 2005 19:07 (nineteen years ago)

i felt like the journalist was also making somewhat of a judgement on their cool versus reasons for/value of whites imitating black culture.

Yeah, article was more than a little snide. But I didn't feel that bad for him.

Confounded (Confounded), Friday, 26 August 2005 19:08 (nineteen years ago)

Dan, this party has been going on for a few years now, right? I remember Adesh bitching about it on Record Camp before I came to NYC.

Shakey, trust me. I go out each Friday around 11 pm and flyer the bulk of Williamsburg, and it's nothing like the magazines make it sound. Pretty fucking boring in comparison.

pappawheelie II, Friday, 26 August 2005 19:10 (nineteen years ago)

i've got more myspace friends than this douche and nobody comes out to see me dj! roffles.

hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 26 August 2005 19:11 (nineteen years ago)

ILM gives attention whore the attention he craves SHOCKAH!

Reggie, Friday, 26 August 2005 19:13 (nineteen years ago)

It's easy to make fun of Williamsburg, only because it's easy to find something to make fun of in Williamsburg, even though every large neighborhood/city has something equally lame to make fun of.. but Williamsburg is still in the spotlight now... hence..

donut gon' nut (donut), Friday, 26 August 2005 19:14 (nineteen years ago)

The article title should read: The white people's usual quest to rip from black culture take an unusually desperate and goofy turn in williamsburg.

or something like that-
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no, i don't feel bad for him either. i just think by picking such an easy target you can lapse into judging how uncool it is versus just talking about the other issues involved here. there was definitely a snide element to the article which is totally unecessary/bad journalism i think.

Susan Douglas (Susan Douglas), Friday, 26 August 2005 19:14 (nineteen years ago)

(and 3 OTM)

donut gon' nut (donut), Friday, 26 August 2005 19:15 (nineteen years ago)

ILM gives attention whore the attention he craves SHOCKAH!

Reggie refrains.

Confounded (Confounded), Friday, 26 August 2005 19:15 (nineteen years ago)

yeah, it's been there at least a few years.

mr. stencil it's all BRANDING! when you dj you need a cooler dj name and a cool name to yr party. My various parties are only kinda ok, that's why they don't do so well. You also need to play more 90s hip-hop and have friends who like the dancing.

Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Friday, 26 August 2005 19:15 (nineteen years ago)

Susan Douglas is right I think, and agreeing with some people above, the concept's not shocking and this has little to do with hipsters, white kids like hip-hop music and appropriating black culture, it's the way of the world. This guy's just a dick about it and some of the folks that go to his parties are assholes and borderline racists.

dan. (dan.), Friday, 26 August 2005 19:17 (nineteen years ago)

phew - i haven't been right in WEEKS!

Susan Douglas (Susan Douglas), Friday, 26 August 2005 19:21 (nineteen years ago)

I just don't get the whole "ironic DJ" thing at all, in any context. And even more confounding are the people who come and dance along. If you don't REALLY like the music, then don't play it (or dance to it). If you DO really like it, then have the balls to admit it.

And as far as hipsters go, we have plenty of them in the Mission. It cracks me up how much time and money people will spend in order to look bad (ironically, of course!).

schwantz, Friday, 26 August 2005 19:22 (nineteen years ago)

"It's about being nasty, people come to grind on each other," said Casady, 23. "It's like friends being sexual with each other."

Casady was raised in Santa Barbara, Calif., but quickly notes her worldliness by listing the cities where she has lived along the trail to Brooklyn. A regular Kill Whitie partygoer, she tried the conventional (that is, non-hipster) hip-hop clubs but found the men "really hard-core." In this vastly whiter scene, Casady said that "it's a safe environment to be freaky."

-- mucho (mlopez10...), August 26th, 2005.


just by the way, the bianca casady in question is the girl from Coco Rosie

ken taylrr has gone off the internet because of you (ken taylrr), Friday, 26 August 2005 19:24 (nineteen years ago)

What other issues are involved here, Susan?

I want to approach, but I unfortunately too quickly digress into "Williamsburg is full of hipster idiots" type commentary in the early discourse.

Dan started it upthread w/r/t this being some attempt at humor via white appropriation of black culture, but again, I can't go there quite yet...

xpost

and Dan just brought it back up...

jsoulja (jsoulja), Friday, 26 August 2005 19:24 (nineteen years ago)

when you dj you need a cooler dj name and a cool name to yr party.

well since my last attempt at a party failed on its first night due to ROYAL OAK being run by DOUCHEBAG FLAKEY JERKS IN SKINNY TIES AND EYELINER i've kinda given up. and there is NOTHING cooler than the name FUCK IT as a party name. just didn't get a chance to succeed since some dudes are fucking double-booking idiots.

You also need to play more 90s hip-hop and have friends who like the dancing.

no, i need to know more people who realize that "church of anthrax" is dance music!

hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 26 August 2005 19:25 (nineteen years ago)

xp

It's easy to make fun of Williamsburg, only because it's easy to find something to make fun of in Williamsburg, even though every large neighborhood/city has something equally lame to make fun of.. but Williamsburg is still in the spotlight now... hence..

I think Williamsburg is the target of a lot of sniping because the neighborhood -- and by this I mean the hipster influx -- has some very evident conceits... the whole neo-bohemian thing. The New York press takes its potshots at W'burg pretty regularly. Less frequent is the Washington Post getting into it.

Confounded (Confounded), Friday, 26 August 2005 19:25 (nineteen years ago)

just by the way, the bianca casady in question is the girl from Coco Rosie

A staggering amount of sense has just been made.

mike powell (mike powell), Friday, 26 August 2005 19:25 (nineteen years ago)

go out each Friday around 11 pm and flyer the bulk of Williamsburg

sometimes I think flyering is the biggest waste of fucking time, but i'm afraid NOT to flyer for shows.

M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Friday, 26 August 2005 19:25 (nineteen years ago)

Bianca Cassady from CocoRosie attends parties like these?

sibsi (sibsi), Friday, 26 August 2005 19:25 (nineteen years ago)

To sum up this August's Lifestyle Section, Williamsburg is full of asses because all of the cool kids moved to Philly. Thanks NewYorkTimesWashingtonPost!

dan. (dan.), Friday, 26 August 2005 19:26 (nineteen years ago)

xpost

what schwantz just said, too

jsoulja (jsoulja), Friday, 26 August 2005 19:27 (nineteen years ago)

xp- also, Royal Oak seems to regularly endorse really terrible djs, so I wouldn't take it personally, stencil

mike powell (mike powell), Friday, 26 August 2005 19:27 (nineteen years ago)

Have any of you guys been to a Diplo or Hollertronix DJ night before, to slightly change the subject?

(and to try and hatch out the more interesting argument to come here..)

donut gon' nut (donut), Friday, 26 August 2005 19:27 (nineteen years ago)

xp- not on mondays

dan. (dan.), Friday, 26 August 2005 19:28 (nineteen years ago)

assholes and borderline racists.

Also, I hate ironic dancing more than you know, but making fun of hip-hop or even any aspect of black culture does not make someone an immediate racist.

Confounded (Confounded), Friday, 26 August 2005 19:30 (nineteen years ago)

i didn't take it personally per se. but i ain't steppin' foot in that place again.

i do fliering for the aesthetic, because i like to have people compliment me on fliers that took me 5 minutes to make because it's fun!

hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 26 August 2005 19:30 (nineteen years ago)

sometimes I think flyering is the biggest waste of fucking time, but i'm afraid NOT to flyer for shows

My flyers say FREE BEER really big on them...

pappawheelie II, Friday, 26 August 2005 19:31 (nineteen years ago)

Ok, I have a request, because I suck at math and can't do it myself.

Can we please see a few attempts at equasions that sum up exactly what this guy's deal is supposed to be?

jsoulja (jsoulja), Friday, 26 August 2005 19:32 (nineteen years ago)

My flyers say FREE BEER really big on them...

But that might be considered false advertising to some

donut gon' nut (donut), Friday, 26 August 2005 19:33 (nineteen years ago)

xpost

saying you can't grind guys in "conventional hip-hop clubs" because they're too "hardcore" is approaching borderline in my book.

dan. (dan.), Friday, 26 August 2005 19:33 (nineteen years ago)

Confounded (Confounded), Friday, 26 August 2005 19:34 (nineteen years ago)

But that might be considered false advertising to some

Well hell.

pappawheelie II, Friday, 26 August 2005 19:34 (nineteen years ago)

^ The original Pumpsta.

Confounded (Confounded), Friday, 26 August 2005 19:34 (nineteen years ago)

Can we please see a few attempts at equasions that sum up exactly what this guy's deal is supposed to be?

easy. mission: douchebag

I'm all equeasy now.

donut gon' nut (donut), Friday, 26 August 2005 19:35 (nineteen years ago)

no, i need to know more people who realize that "church of anthrax" is dance music!

you've got like, me, rich zerbo and brian degraw, for what it's worth.

I just don't get the whole "ironic DJ" thing at all, in any context. And even more confounding are the people who come and dance along. If you don't REALLY like the music, then don't play it (or dance to it). If you DO really like it, then have the balls to admit it.

They like the music and they like dancing to it of course. The "humor" and "irony" part adds several things, like distance, like the ability to convince yourself that you're NOT uncomfortably appropriating somebody elses culture(i know, I know, it's all backwards), protection from admitting earnestly liking something you're not supposed to like etc etc.

I've heard nothing but questionable things about royal oak and their attitudes towards music/djs etc.

anyway, never been to a hollertronix party, I just looked at their website and it's the same thing, I mean, the image/graphics are clearly trying to represent something, which is fine, it's all marketing, but is that what hollertronix is all about? Black dudes and girls in thongs?

Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Friday, 26 August 2005 19:38 (nineteen years ago)

but making fun of hip-hop or even any aspect of black culture does not make someone an immediate racist

when you tell white kids they can get in for free if they bring a bucket of chicken, I think that qualifies...

Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Friday, 26 August 2005 19:39 (nineteen years ago)

Black dudes and girls in thongs?

Surely you mean flip-flops.

Lit has a strict no flip-flop policy.

pappawheelie II, Friday, 26 August 2005 19:40 (nineteen years ago)

Does chicken still come in buckets?

pappawheelie II, Friday, 26 August 2005 19:41 (nineteen years ago)

they have chicken fries now! and chicken rings at white castle! it's a brave new world of chicken out there!

M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Friday, 26 August 2005 19:41 (nineteen years ago)

when you tell white kids they can get in for free if they bring a bucket of chicken, I think that qualifies..

I forgot about that part. That sucks.

Confounded (Confounded), Friday, 26 August 2005 19:42 (nineteen years ago)

But it's part of the Vice thing -- be provocative at any cost. No idea is worth more to these people than an aesthetic posture.

Confounded (Confounded), Friday, 26 August 2005 19:42 (nineteen years ago)

you've got like, me, rich zerbo and brian degraw, for what it's worth.

i think brian stole my headphones and gave them to josh. : (

hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 26 August 2005 19:43 (nineteen years ago)

then get them back from josh. he's a nice dude. say "hey, I can prove those are mine, they have my head-lice on them." Either way, he's bound to give them back.

Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Friday, 26 August 2005 19:44 (nineteen years ago)

xpost - the other issue besides these folks being hipsters/embarrassing hipsters/bad hipsters that other hipsters can make fun of....well i guess just the marketing of black culture as something that can be bought and worn in bits and pieces and idea of the armchair black identity going on everywhere....like i'm going to this club and act freaky (i.e. black?) with white men who act freaky (i.e. black) but i'm really actually afraid of black men and practice segregation in my life and wholly identify as white. and other stuff. but it seems dumb to focus on this one guy and minutia of the club goers unless you intend to use it as the supreme example of larger thing..which the journalist kinda does but doesn't really talk much about the many variations and degrees of this going on everywhere, but you can tell he just wants to focus on the personalities and events and anecdotal stuff b/c its all so laughable/provocative on MANY levels. see michael moore?

Susan Douglas (Susan Douglas), Friday, 26 August 2005 19:45 (nineteen years ago)

Results 1 - 10 of about 2,150 for pumpsta. (0.11 seconds)

Confounded (Confounded), Friday, 26 August 2005 19:48 (nineteen years ago)

i haven't been to daddy's in a while. i don't really wanna bring it up with josh because i know he's so nice to me, i don't want to make him feel uncomfortable. but you remember that, right dan? i was unemployed at the time, and it was at that BENEFIT. fuckin' a.

hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 26 August 2005 19:48 (nineteen years ago)

i haven't been to daddy's in a while

Come to daddy.

Daddy, Friday, 26 August 2005 19:49 (nineteen years ago)

dude, i go there like once a week.

hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 26 August 2005 19:50 (nineteen years ago)

Da Pumpsta as defender against gentrification:

PRESS RELEASE
_______________________

Williamsburg Warriors and Kill Whitie present:
REZONE THIS!
@ CLUB EXIT
Greenpoint, Brooklyn
April 28th, 2005
Tickets $12.50 advance, $15.00 door. Available Tuesday, April 19th at EAT Records / 124
Messerole Avenue / Greenpoint / Brooklyn / 718-389-8083 / www.eatrecords.com
Doors open at 8:00pm, show starts at 9:00pm

Featuring TV on the Radio, Dragons of Zynth, Turing Machine, Apollo
Heights, Roxy Pain, and Tha Pumpsta with Chief Quievie

REZONE THIS! a show organized by local Williamsburg / Greenpoint community groups features a show / dance party to raise awareness of the city’s plan for OUR waterfront rezoning. REZONE THIS! anticipates a sold-out event at CLUB EXIT in Greenpoint, Brooklyn on the 28th of April. Attracting more than 900 special individuals with local and regional press coverage.

Kill Whitie! Dance party to follow.
Please direct any questions to:
Jeremy Parker
xxx-xxx-xxxx
jeremyparker@milkthebeef.com
__________

http://www.williamsburgwarriors.org/rezonethis.pdf

Confounded (Confounded), Friday, 26 August 2005 19:50 (nineteen years ago)

Results 1 - 10 of about 2,150 for pumpsta. (0.11 seconds)

The thing is, I'm sure all of those links exhibited cock vacuum pumps.

*drum break*

donut gon' nut (donut), Friday, 26 August 2005 19:50 (nineteen years ago)

I'm so embarrassed for TV On The Radio now...

donut gon' nut (donut), Friday, 26 August 2005 19:51 (nineteen years ago)

I remember that because you blamed me. As if I'd use your budget-ass headphones. I remember he had a british friend with him who played the Desperate Bicycles on CD and I was like, "dude, I digitized that."

Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Friday, 26 August 2005 19:52 (nineteen years ago)

i fucking didn't blame you dan! you're on crack!

hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 26 August 2005 19:53 (nineteen years ago)

from the beginning i never thot you or mike would do that! wtf dude!

hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 26 August 2005 19:53 (nineteen years ago)

stop blaming me.

Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Friday, 26 August 2005 19:54 (nineteen years ago)

due to ROYAL OAK being run by DOUCHEBAG FLAKEY JERKS IN SKINNY TIES AND EYELINER

plz tell me you guys are all referring an NYC club, and not to the yuppie gentrified hell just north of Detroit...

kingfish 'doublescoop' moose tracks (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 26 August 2005 19:54 (nineteen years ago)

I remember that because you blamed me. As if I'd use your budget-ass headphones. I remember he had a british friend with him who played the Desperate Bicycles on CD and I was like, "dude, I digitized that."

what is this, your fucking blog? What music is "now playing"? How's that crush going? Can I be added to your friend list?

Confounded (Confounded), Friday, 26 August 2005 19:55 (nineteen years ago)

Let's talk about hollertronix. Trife sez hollertronix might as well be pumpsta. Agree? Disagree? Discuss.

deej.., Friday, 26 August 2005 19:55 (nineteen years ago)

plz tell me you guys are all referring an NYC club, and not to the yuppie gentrified hell just north of Detroit...

it's a williamsburg bar named after yuppie gentrified hell north of detroit.

confounded, lighten up.

hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 26 August 2005 19:56 (nineteen years ago)

Hollertronix hit upon the perfect combination of 90s/00s hip-hop mixed with 80s rock/pop to make for very popular parties in Philly, NY. And they've built on that success with more critically acclaimed mix-tapes and productions.

hstencil, I think counfounded is making an "inside" joke to me.

Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Friday, 26 August 2005 19:58 (nineteen years ago)

btw, re: hollertronix, those aren't MY opinions. I've never heard them DJ or heard their music. I just picked that up out of the aether.

Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Friday, 26 August 2005 19:59 (nineteen years ago)

hstencil, I think counfounded is making an "inside" joke to me.

And an excellent one at that!

pappawheelie II, Friday, 26 August 2005 20:00 (nineteen years ago)

ah well i was gonna say, this IS dan's blog.

hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 26 August 2005 20:00 (nineteen years ago)

Trife sez hollertronix might as well be pumpsta. Agree? Disagree? Discuss.

"might as well be" being the very key phrase here. Obviously, Diplo and co. are not admitting people in free if they bring in a bucket of chicken, etc... ok, obvious Pumpsta vs. Holler differences established. (although take away Diplo's weed. You never know! Ok, I kid I kid.)

I don't immediately agree, actually -- mainly because of Susan's cogent points above in the article.. mainly, we're inducing the clientele of any DJ night where a white guy plays bootie music mostly made by black people based on what that girl says about men at the "real" clubs being "too hardcore." for her. Articles rarely care about getting an overall accurate feel of an audience being discussed in an article such as this. The writers want to narrow down the few that have something titillating (no pun intended) to say.

donut gon' nut (donut), Friday, 26 August 2005 20:01 (nineteen years ago)

or it should be. i'd rather read what dan writes than most of what's on ilm.

hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 26 August 2005 20:02 (nineteen years ago)

I like Hollertronix decent. I've seen Diplo DJ a few times, and he definitely picks incredible songs.

The thing they succumb to is really prevalent now -- being eclectic for eclecticism's sake. I don't need you to mix from a 135 bpm Cure song into a 68 bpm Southern hip-hop song. The beats might match, but you're fucking up the whole feel of my dancing.

As for their relation to black culture, I haven't thought about it enough to pontificate yet...

Confounded (Confounded), Friday, 26 August 2005 20:05 (nineteen years ago)

aw, I'm touched. I did have a blog once, it was intense. a LiveJournal actually.

donut touches on something key here, fact is, I throw a disco party where sometimes I actually play disco. I'd like to think that my goal is to have a mixed crowd, and I find that if you look at the stuff I play, you'd see that it was always quite diverse, that much of the history of disco and hip-hop is way more diverse then most people give it credit for. I'm not free of the problematic use of terms white and black to define nebulously different degrees of "funkiness" in the music, but would like to think that a good disco party doesn't seem so minstrely. I think with hip-hop parties there's a fine line that you can cross and I know it when I see it. A bunch of kids, white or otherwise dancing to hip-hop isn't inherently evil, but sometimes something happens to the vibe where it suddenly makes my white-liberal-guilt ass feel pretty uncomfortable. Obviously Hollertronix flirt with that line, and the Pumpster goes way beyond it.

Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Friday, 26 August 2005 20:08 (nineteen years ago)

it's a williamsburg bar named after yuppie gentrified hell north of detroit.

christ, i knew that plenty of michigan people moved to brooklyn after they graduated but this is fucking ridiculous.

kingfish 'doublescoop' moose tracks (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 26 August 2005 20:12 (nineteen years ago)

Please Dan, that's 'pumpsta.'

deej.., Friday, 26 August 2005 20:15 (nineteen years ago)

heh, well anyone who knows me well enough and knows what I do as far as "DJing" goes knows that this is an issue I contend with all the time... although I haven't DJed nearly to the extent that Dan has.. (though i HAVE been to a Dan DJ night, and I can vouch for it being anything BUT a "Kill Whitie" type thing at all)

donut gon' nut (donut), Friday, 26 August 2005 20:15 (nineteen years ago)

(although now that i hear about "Kill Jewie"!... :-o )

donut gon' nut (donut), Friday, 26 August 2005 20:16 (nineteen years ago)

I'm wondering if this is some straw man effort on the part of the Washington Post. Do lots of people actually show up? It looks to me like the people in that photo are the same as his myspace friends!

mike h. (mike h.), Friday, 26 August 2005 20:16 (nineteen years ago)

we killed the white people after you left.

Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Friday, 26 August 2005 20:17 (nineteen years ago)

pumpster = google-proof

too late now...

pappawheelie II, Friday, 26 August 2005 20:18 (nineteen years ago)

Board regulars Dan, Rob, and I DJ every Firday and Saturday in Williamsburg (Capone's).

Really? Where is Capone's?

poortheatre (poortheatre), Friday, 26 August 2005 20:18 (nineteen years ago)

Anyone remember the SNL skit in the early 80's where a reggae band was hired to play a white corporate affair and the band played a song called "Kill All the White People"?

pappawheelie II, Friday, 26 August 2005 20:19 (nineteen years ago)

only 17 mentions of "pumpsta" in this thread!

(now 18)

deej.., Friday, 26 August 2005 20:20 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.alldisco.net

and while on the self-promo tip-

http://igetrvng.com/shop_mx4.html

Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Friday, 26 August 2005 20:20 (nineteen years ago)

nyu kid late to the party again shocker!

JOKES

xpost YES PAPPAWHEELIE WE HAVE ALL SEEN THE BEST OF EDDIE MURPHY HENCE "CILL MY LANDLORD" UPTHREAD.

hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 26 August 2005 20:20 (nineteen years ago)

christ, i knew that plenty of michigan people moved to brooklyn after they graduated but this is fucking ridiculous.

Surely, it's after the MI suburb and not the U.S. alliance with England/Wales/N. Ireland at all.

(Actually, I don't know! But just sayin' that "Royal Oak" seems to have an older legacy than the name of a city in Michigan, I'd gather.)

donut gon' nut (donut), Friday, 26 August 2005 20:22 (nineteen years ago)

He came to see himself as part of post-racial Generation Y, for whom whiteness was an outmoded, oppressive idea.

More like Generation Y, who has been told for their entire childhood that belonging to a culture is a cool thing and they went crazy when they reached a certain age and realized that they're totally without ethnicity and think they're marooned. Your culture is whatever you want. You don't have to act ridiculous if you like something, nobody's going to beat you down for "appropriating" anything if you actually like something.

mike h. (mike h.), Friday, 26 August 2005 20:22 (nineteen years ago)

GENERATION L! THEY'RE ALL LISA SUCKDOG FANS!

hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 26 August 2005 20:23 (nineteen years ago)

GENERATION LYDIA LUNCH!

donut gon' nut (donut), Friday, 26 August 2005 20:24 (nineteen years ago)

Like I said: DA PUMPSTA

Confounded (Confounded), Friday, 26 August 2005 20:25 (nineteen years ago)

Really? Where is Capone's?

If Dan's link to alldisco.net didn't answer it clearly enough, Capone's is one of the free pizza places bars in williamsburg.

221 n 9th
btwn roebling & driggs

pappawheelie II, Friday, 26 August 2005 20:28 (nineteen years ago)

221 n 9th
btwn roebling & driggs

Pumpsta Fans Shed Irony - Flock To Capone's In Wool Tunics

Confounded (Confounded), Friday, 26 August 2005 20:31 (nineteen years ago)

Dan: A bunch of kids, white or otherwise dancing to hip-hop isn't inherently evil, but sometimes something happens to the vibe where it suddenly makes my white-liberal-guilt ass feel pretty uncomfortable. Obviously Hollertronix flirt with that line, and the Pumpster goes way beyond it.

I won't comment on a Hollertronix/Diplo night as I've never seen either, which is why I asked the question way upthread. (yeah, I saw Diplo "perform" behind M.I.A. live, but that's a whole other kettle there... please, no sex jokes. I'm holy)...

But, I think this all just links backs to arguments involving white kids dancing to music played by white performers/DJs where the music has roots in black culture; and whether there's concerted minstrelsy going on for any given event that fits these parameters.. and the answer usually is: "it depends, but it's usually white kids who just like this type of stuff, and yeah maybe some of the people there feel more comfortable than attending a mostly black attended event of similar music, when they shouldn't HAVE to feel uncomfortable, but this fact can't be used to infer a general stereotype of racism amongst all the white attendees, or maybe it can, but it CAN't. OH YES IT CAN! blah blah blah fight fight fight..."

donut gon' nut (donut), Friday, 26 August 2005 20:32 (nineteen years ago)

or in other words, half of ILM discussions in 2002 and 2003

donut gon' nut (donut), Friday, 26 August 2005 20:33 (nineteen years ago)

only 17 mentions of "pumpsta" in this thread!

(now 18)


Wait, do you mean DJ Pumpsta? The guy who used to DJ a krautrock party wearing nothing but a leather military cap and jackboots?

deedee, Friday, 26 August 2005 20:34 (nineteen years ago)

well, the other side of this...i'm not entirely convinced the pumpsta thing is entirely such a bad thing. i think hip-hop definitely now caters to and is understanding of folks partaking in this way--confusing booty-shaking with equalling race/entire culture...it seems sorta inevitable when the divide is so large. even beyond the money, the artists find the appreciation valid. may be an awkward first step to bridging. maybe white people are more uncomfortable with it...don't know. seems there are many levels to guilt.

Susan Douglas (Susan Douglas), Friday, 26 August 2005 20:36 (nineteen years ago)

the bucket of chicken thing still is part of this equation...

pappawheelie II, Friday, 26 August 2005 20:38 (nineteen years ago)

The whole party sounds like this themed Columbia kids house party that my friend dragged me to. It was "Ghetto Fabulous" which apparently means a lot of track suits, headbands, and wife beaters. Some chick turned to me and was like "what do you think about this outfit? Authentic, right?"

And I beat her to death.

Candicissima (candicissima), Friday, 26 August 2005 20:42 (nineteen years ago)

Okay...I didn't. But, I was thinking about it hard.

Candicissima (candicissima), Friday, 26 August 2005 20:43 (nineteen years ago)

How the word "wanksta" has not yet come up on this thread is a modern mystery to me.

Confounded (Confounded), Friday, 26 August 2005 20:44 (nineteen years ago)

And I beat her to death.

No jury would convict you.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 26 August 2005 20:46 (nineteen years ago)

Candicissima you rule. (aww you shouldnt have backpedalled. I wouldnt hate)

At my school it was a 'dress like a townie' party where everyone was supposed to 'wear' mullets and wife-beaters. A friend of mine wrote an editorial about how it was incredibly offensive. They called him an 'elitist' for not 'getting' the joke.

deej.., Friday, 26 August 2005 20:50 (nineteen years ago)

I LIKE WILLIAMSBURG.

And it's a lot better than the fucking New York Press.

Hurting (Hurting), Friday, 26 August 2005 20:51 (nineteen years ago)

"Some chick turned to me and was like "what do you think about this outfit? Authentic, right?" "

jesus fucking christ. BEATDOWN REQUIRED.

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 26 August 2005 20:53 (nineteen years ago)

nyu kid late to the party again shocker!

hehe.. Williamsburg's too cool for me. the only time i go is to visit BAM or my friends at Pratt. I'll check out Capone's, though. I get back to nyc in two weeks.

poortheatre (poortheatre), Friday, 26 August 2005 20:53 (nineteen years ago)

the only time i go TO BROOKLYN is to visit..

poortheatre (poortheatre), Friday, 26 August 2005 20:54 (nineteen years ago)

And it's a lot better than the fucking New York Press.

New York press. Lower case 'p', big chief.

As for the NYP, they've got some of the best snarkiness out there. Paper's going down the tubes financially, but oh well.

Williamsburg... still a blight on Brooklyn.

Confounded (Confounded), Friday, 26 August 2005 21:01 (nineteen years ago)

Bam lives in the Wims?

donut gon' nut (donut), Friday, 26 August 2005 21:02 (nineteen years ago)

Bam lives in the Wims?

Naw, that's Ft. Greene near downtown Brooklyn.

Confounded (Confounded), Friday, 26 August 2005 21:04 (nineteen years ago)

Oh, he meant only time he goes to Brooklyn, not Wmsburg.

Confounded (Confounded), Friday, 26 August 2005 21:05 (nineteen years ago)

the only time i go is to visit BAM or my friends at Pratt

STAY OUT OF MY NEIGHBORHOOD.

nyp has been going down the tubes since day 1, right?

hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 26 August 2005 21:08 (nineteen years ago)

i think dana dane was from fort greene

M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Friday, 26 August 2005 21:09 (nineteen years ago)

dj premier lived on fulton. odb was from ft. greene. erykah badu and rosie perez live there.

hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 26 August 2005 21:09 (nineteen years ago)

its hard to imagine being "ground" on by someone holding fried chicken. i've never gone that hard-core with anyone.

Susan Douglas (Susan Douglas), Friday, 26 August 2005 21:10 (nineteen years ago)

nyp has been going down the tubes since day 1, right?

Not sure. I know the editor resigned in March rather than be suspended by the publisher.

And their managing editor left in 1998 -- he's now the Times' culture editor.

Confounded (Confounded), Friday, 26 August 2005 21:14 (nineteen years ago)

as long as i can remember nyp has been in "trouble," before '98 even.

hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 26 August 2005 21:15 (nineteen years ago)

its hard to imagine being "ground" on by someone holding fried chicken. i've never gone that hard-core with anyone.

http://www.handguncontrolinc.org/chicken_mcnoggin.jpg

"YOU THINK LIFE IS TOUGH!"

donut gon' nut (donut), Friday, 26 August 2005 21:15 (nineteen years ago)

I still don't understand how getting the irony of your posturing suddenly makes it ok to throw down the old "chicken and watermelon" stereotypes.

This is a party for idiots thrown by idiots that unfortunately reflects poorly on the non-idiot caucasian gentrifiers of Williamsburg. And of course the idiot press goes and gives them a story, and then all of us idiots give it even more attention by commenting to death on it.

I wish it wasn't Friday and I wish I liked my job more- I wouldn't have bothered....

jsoulja (jsoulja), Friday, 26 August 2005 21:16 (nineteen years ago)

tho i did see kool keith throw out plastic baggies of chicken and hi-c...

hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 26 August 2005 21:17 (nineteen years ago)

he's talking about the Brooklyn Academy of Music, which is in Fort Greene and is the best place to see movies in ny, followed by the AMMI and finally the Walter Reade.

Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Friday, 26 August 2005 21:17 (nineteen years ago)

Funny how people move to Brooklyn from out of state and then complain how it's going down the tubes, like we actually invited them to come here.

John Davis, Friday, 26 August 2005 21:26 (nineteen years ago)

"we" hahahaha are you an injun??!???!

hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 26 August 2005 21:30 (nineteen years ago)

These "parties" are obviously an example of stupidity in the extreme. Otherwise, regarding Williamsburg, I don't see what's so offensive to everyone about a bunch of young people who dress in a somewhat similar style. It's a fun neighborhood with a lot to do. If you feel "not cool enough" then maybe you need to work on your self-esteem.

Hurting (Hurting), Friday, 26 August 2005 21:33 (nineteen years ago)

Spring Break Williamsburg '06!!!

Confounded (Confounded), Friday, 26 August 2005 21:42 (nineteen years ago)

I live in Jersey City. Bars close early, there aren't a lot of people on the streets at night, there are no book or record stores, good places to eat are few.

Yeah, ok, it gets a little silly when all of Bedford Avenue is jammed with 20-something hipsters, but so what. I have a good time when I go there.

Hurting (Hurting), Friday, 26 August 2005 21:47 (nineteen years ago)

Anyway, this article, in addition to doing a good job of exposing the retardedness of the Kill Whitey parties, is probably the first time ever that not one but two paragraphs in a Washington Post article started with the words "Booty Bass".

Hurting (Hurting), Friday, 26 August 2005 21:53 (nineteen years ago)

If you feel "not cool enough" then maybe you need to work on your self-esteem.

http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Mptv/1204/th-5831_0014.jpg
http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Mptv/1204/th-5831_0015.jpg
http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Mptv/1204/th-5831_0016.jpg
http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Mptv/1204/th-5831_0013.jpg

poortheatre (poortheatre), Friday, 26 August 2005 22:00 (nineteen years ago)

How the word "wanksta" has not yet come up on this thread is a modern mystery to me.

Cause these guys blow right past the line between wanksta and blackface.

joseph cotten (joseph cotten), Friday, 26 August 2005 22:23 (nineteen years ago)

One of the most "ironic" things about this whole thing is that methinks at heart the organizer and attendees of this party really do sincerely want to escape their whiteness.

Hurting (Hurting), Friday, 26 August 2005 22:25 (nineteen years ago)

if "enjoying" black culture in the safety of other whites is wanting to escape whiteness

gear (gear), Friday, 26 August 2005 22:35 (nineteen years ago)

Ha.

Hurting (Hurting), Friday, 26 August 2005 22:37 (nineteen years ago)

"safety"

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 26 August 2005 22:37 (nineteen years ago)

I mean gimme a break it is completely possible to enjoy black culture - "safely" - in the company of black people. what the fuck. the problem is all in their heads and their ass-backward issues of insecurity.

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 26 August 2005 22:38 (nineteen years ago)

Actually in the photo it looks more like he's trying to escape his gayness.

Hurting (Hurting), Friday, 26 August 2005 22:39 (nineteen years ago)

don't scare quote me, pal, i'm devil's advocating it from their fucked up pov

gear (gear), Friday, 26 August 2005 22:40 (nineteen years ago)

What makes these party special is that they're full of loathing both for black people AND themselves!

Hurting (Hurting), Friday, 26 August 2005 22:41 (nineteen years ago)

Hurting OTM

(no offense meant gear)

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 26 August 2005 22:42 (nineteen years ago)

wow. rarely has anyone been so OTM.

poortheatre (poortheatre), Friday, 26 August 2005 22:47 (nineteen years ago)

well, we've disowned them so ... end of thread.

Susan Douglas (Susan Douglas), Friday, 26 August 2005 22:56 (nineteen years ago)

no problem, i'm fucked up on raspberry mocha, sorry about the snap

gear (gear), Friday, 26 August 2005 22:57 (nineteen years ago)

xpost No, it's still twitching. Let's kick it a few more times.

Hurting (Hurting), Friday, 26 August 2005 23:09 (nineteen years ago)

ya

Susan Douglas (Susan Douglas), Friday, 26 August 2005 23:12 (nineteen years ago)

http://backofthehead.com/img/WWE/Big%20Show%20beatdown.jpg
TAKE THAT, HIPSTER!

Hurting (Hurting), Friday, 26 August 2005 23:40 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.andrew.cmu.edu/user/asharick/Beatdown.jpg

Hurting (Hurting), Friday, 26 August 2005 23:40 (nineteen years ago)

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000167STY.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

Hurting (Hurting), Friday, 26 August 2005 23:42 (nineteen years ago)

http://collections.lopolis.com/images/paulmeetschair.jpg

Hurting (Hurting), Friday, 26 August 2005 23:49 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.firstnightwilliamsburg.org/photos05/VaAcademyofHistoricDance.jpg
"Kill Whitey!"

Hurting (Hurting), Friday, 26 August 2005 23:50 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.omnology.com/z-nakedcity.jpg

gear (gear), Friday, 26 August 2005 23:50 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.myattphoto.com/yiddin/chasana.jpg
"We are not amused by your parties."

Hurting (Hurting), Friday, 26 August 2005 23:58 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.pilotguides.com/images/content/destination_guide/europe/england/england_mistrals.jpg

"No, come on guys! Kill whitey! Hahaha! Right? Haha!"

Hurting (Hurting), Saturday, 27 August 2005 00:02 (nineteen years ago)

Ok, I think I've jumped the shark. Time to go.

Hurting (Hurting), Saturday, 27 August 2005 00:03 (nineteen years ago)

hasids, are you kidding? There's a bunch of hasids who come to the williamsburg parties.

ok, one, David, but he's always there.

Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Saturday, 27 August 2005 00:05 (nineteen years ago)

In an effort to understand: the people dancing at these Pumpsta things are presumably having some kind of fun, and it's hard to really know whether it's genuine (i.e. the kind of fun that another dude might have at a regular nightclub) or whether it's at the expense of the genre, the artist, or the culture. Trouble is, a lot of the music we're talking about-- the Miami bass stuff, everything that gets played at Hollertronix and the Knitting Factory-- is explicitly intended to be amusing. There are jokes, punchlines, and wit all over the place. It's obviously okay to laugh at it sometimes.

Granted, it's very hard to know a person's intentions, but I think most of the people going to DJ Pumpsta genuinely like the stuff that's being played. Who would they be faking it for? Everyone who likes rap, including ILM posters and African-American hip-hop fans, likes it for basically the same reasons. Everybody laughs at the funny stuff, and everybody gets similarly excited at the super sexual stuff. Sadly, the Pumpsta people see it as a guilty pleasure, something most people around here got over years ago. So they call it irony and brush off detractors who just don't get the joke. Understandably, "Get it? We're white and we're into Trick Daddy" makes no sense to those people who don't hate themselves for listening to rap.

What's distasteful about it, I think, is that when people invoke irony in this situation, they are effectively suggesting that they're above it-- that they can only appreciate it as a cultural artifact. While there are jerks who think that way, I feel like most of those claiming ironic detachment are just as into it as any out-of-the-closet hip hop fan.

Point is the fried chicken bit is way over the line, and DJ Pumpsta's probably a total drag to hang out with. But chances are most of the people at his dances are not racists, but squares.

Leon Neyfakh (Leon Neyfakh), Saturday, 27 August 2005 07:22 (nineteen years ago)

TRIFE WHAT IS YR TAKE ON KRUSH GIRLS? IF/WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT KRUSH GIRLS DO YOU THINK 'WOW I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY GOT THAT BIG/SUCCESSFUL' OR DO YOU THINK ABOUT HOLLERTRONIX AND THINK 'WOW KRUSH GIRLS COULD GOT ALOT BIGGER'? ALSO WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS STORY: tonite at work i had my ipod playing on the stereo and this guy came in for something and sylvester's 'you make me feel mighty real' was playing and he listened to it for a second, just groovin, and then said 'KRUSH GIRLS!'

j blount (papa la bas), Saturday, 27 August 2005 07:55 (nineteen years ago)

ahaha shit dude i completely forgot these herbs existed since i moved away, they used to "dj" early 90s r&b off cd-rs and shit right?? i actually remember when i heard about this shit it was what made me think fuck it i got a whole crate full of 90s 12"s i could dj better than these clowns but i never actually got around to it (despite urging of all my friends & um michael stipe) but yeah this actually is interesting to remember cuz i usually claim georgia hipsters are just earnest sonic youth dudes or fat beardy pet sounds nerds and arent struck by the hollertronix/pumpsta strain of whiteboy gangsta irony of new york vice magazine kids but this totally kills that!!! i also booed at the flagpole awards when some guy/girl ipod rock-playing duo won "best dj" to beat out dj chrisis from herb & skillz (not even one of the 10 best hip-hop djs in athens- stop cuttin up gangstarr and play some damn lil jon!! but still deserves it more than ipod motherfuckers) and generally confirmed for me (along w/ briefly doing promo at failed athens rap label alpha-omega and going to under-promoted shows at insomnia with five cop cars outside harrassing clark central girls) that ppl in athens dont really want rap to exist unless its played by krush girls

3, Saturday, 27 August 2005 13:46 (nineteen years ago)

Everyone who likes rap, including ILM posters and African-American hip-hop fans, likes it for basically the same reasons. Everybody laughs at the funny stuff, and everybody gets similarly excited at the super sexual stuff.

Leon, this is totally OTM. However, I see a larger problem with the way these specific parties are themed.

But calling it "Kill Whitey" and having this theme of "killing the whiteness inside," basically translates to, "let's all act BLACK for a night," where black=loose, crazy, hyper-sexual, etc. The organizer, ironically or not, treats it like some kind of role-play. That's why it crosses the line.

Hurting (Hurting), Saturday, 27 August 2005 14:04 (nineteen years ago)

No I know. I wasn't trying to make excuses for it-- these parties are definitely tinged with something sinister, and the people there should realize it. I just meant that the whole thing strikes me more as a symptom of internal turmoil than active, confrontational racism. Then again, this kind of thing's probably more dangerous.

Leon Neyfakh (Leon Neyfakh), Saturday, 27 August 2005 15:02 (nineteen years ago)

Well, I'm not trying to say they're the Klan.

Hurting (Hurting), Saturday, 27 August 2005 15:08 (nineteen years ago)

Y'all can't start a thread called "I Bought A Racist Belt Today" and then suddenly be up in arms about this shit. So fuck all y'all

Morley Timmons (Donna Brown), Saturday, 27 August 2005 15:11 (nineteen years ago)

Hurting is definitely OTM.

Of course, it's not active confrontional racism because it sounds like the whole point is that there's no black people there! But, it's NYC, so there's probably a token or 3 around. I wish they would've gotten interviewed, but then again they'd probably echo the "if you can't get the joke, I can't help you" sentiment.

I've been trying to think of a reverse type party and the closest I can come to is an Afropunk type deal. They share a "trying to be myself away and enjoy what I like with people like me" but Kill Whitey is all about the blackface where Afropunk parties are "finally I don't have to be the only one!"

xpost Heh Morley.

Candicissima (candicissima), Saturday, 27 August 2005 15:15 (nineteen years ago)

B...buh...I didn't buy any racist belts!

Hurting (Hurting), Saturday, 27 August 2005 15:21 (nineteen years ago)

Though completely awful and offensive in this context, I do wish you could get fried chicken at more clubs/parites.

C0L1N B... (C0L1N B...), Saturday, 27 August 2005 20:27 (nineteen years ago)

Popeyes is the only fast food fried chicken worth a damn that I ever found.

Austin Still (Austin, Still), Saturday, 27 August 2005 20:32 (nineteen years ago)

And it's not sold in buckets, neither.

Austin Still (Austin, Still), Saturday, 27 August 2005 20:32 (nineteen years ago)

wait, THESE are the Krush Girl guys? they look like just another pair of record nerds who decided to start up a local regular dance party for indie kids, a phenomenon that started appearing everywhere in 2000/2001. (in this case, "everywhere" is "hip college towns/cities with enough trendy scenesters to support such a regular event").

Hell, back in Ann Arbor, they call it The Bang, which takes more cues from mod than anything else. It's not that there isn't plenty of a irony; they don't actually DJ, they just play mixtapes prepared earlier that day. fortunately, the bullshit racial element isn't there.

man, if nothing else, it's interesting what mental/cultural gymnastics are needed to get uptight indie kids anywhere to a dance party/club. Perhaps this is what happens when you don't have a new drug flooding the scene which facilitates such behavior.

kingfish 'doublescoop' moose tracks (kingfish 2.0), Saturday, 27 August 2005 20:57 (nineteen years ago)

CHICKENHEADS

CHICKENHEAD, Saturday, 27 August 2005 21:26 (nineteen years ago)

re: Hollertronix -

I live in LA so my Hollertronix exposure is limited to seeing Diplo w/ MIA twice, first in February at the Knitting Factory show (apparently a more typical set, where he spun for about 30 minutes before MIA went on and then on into the night after her set wound down), and then a few months ago on the tour with LCD (where he spun for like 10-15 minutes, no joke).

I don't think it's very fair to judge the LCD/MIA performance since it wasn't the best environment for DJs in general (not that the World's Most Joyless Audience Ever helped anything out - HOW THE FUCK WAS I THE ONLY PERSON DANCING TO "HOT LIKE WE" FFS), but the Knitting Factory show sure didn't seem like it was being appreciated ironically - the second half of Diplo's set (where he started dropping then-new-to-me baile stuff like the remix of "Sweet Dreams") had the floor moving crazier than most of my e'd-up trips to Spundae. It's worth pointing out that the Knitting Factory show may have been the most racially diverse show I've ever been to, although it's also worth pointing out that black people might have been the most underrepresented group there (or maybe my memory is just fogged with memories of all the unbelievably hot Indian & Filipino girls out that night).

All the stories about Diplo flying down to Rio to buy records definitely tempts me to give him a bit of a pass on cultural appropriation. Stuff like the leaving-the-artists-names-off-the-CD bit still make me uncomfortable (I mean that's literally exactly what I do when I can't resist showing off for my friends when I make them mix CDs), but actually buying a plane ticket is a whole different level of commitment.

Also, I'm reading Turn The Beat Around right now and wondering whether straight people dancing to disco in any way reflects on this. I don't DJ (although I'd like to), but wouldn't it be somewhat culturally uncomfortable to play something like "Menergy" to a non-gay audience, regardless of the song's merits?

In conclusion: someone should park a Bonneville in Pumpsta's urethra.

James.Cobo (jamescobo), Sunday, 28 August 2005 01:22 (nineteen years ago)

Also, I'm reading Turn The Beat Around right now and wondering whether straight people dancing to disco in any way reflects on this. I don't DJ (although I'd like to), but wouldn't it be somewhat culturally uncomfortable to play something like "Menergy" to a non-gay audience, regardless of the song's merits?

I hasten to add that in order to match up with the article, one would have to start a night called something atrocious like "DANCE LIKE TEH FAGGOTZ" and offer free admission to anyone who brings a tube of KY or something.

James.Cobo (jamescobo), Sunday, 28 August 2005 01:43 (nineteen years ago)

perhaps i've been too understanding.

Susan Douglas (Susan Douglas), Sunday, 28 August 2005 02:16 (nineteen years ago)

off topic! off topic! off topic!

GENERATION L! THEY'RE ALL LISA SUCKDOG FANS!

Did anyone see Lisa Carver's essay in this month's Glamour magazine about her son "Zach"?

tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemary), Sunday, 28 August 2005 02:19 (nineteen years ago)

is there a definate Baile Funk Sweet Dreams? I don't know much of that stuff but when I was down in DC a few years ago I went to a store and checked out all the Baltimore Breaks records and there was one that was a re-mix of Sweet Dreams that's been really trendy. Just wondering if he played that or something else.

an far as playing menergy to non-gay audiences, I mean, disco was always so much predominantly gay, and so many hits are menergetic, both in style and lyrical content that I'd say it'd be harder to play a disco set and avoid such things!

Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Sunday, 28 August 2005 05:07 (nineteen years ago)

Diplo - Favela Strikes Back
Review by Robbie Whelan

Hollertronix DJ Diplo plays amateur ethnomusicologist—traveling to Brazil to collect samples of baile funk, the rough-edged street music of Rio de Janeiro’s favelas (slums). Baile is all about stripped-down booty beats produced by crappy sequencers and Casio keyboards, with MCs droning dirty-sex chants overtop. Think Tone-Loc screaming in Portuguese over the instrumental to “Whoomp! (There It Is).”

On last year’s Favela on Blast, Diplo made his intentions clear: baile funk MCs are about making people dance, and he’s all about exposing (read: elevating) the butt-shaking sensibilities to the American public. It’s condescending in a way, because it implies baile funk is like hip-hop with a Rain Man IQ, and the implication is that by listening to this stuff we can somehow learn to really party—like Brazilians do.

What is more condescending is how Diplo packages his mix tape’s second volume, Favela Strikes Back, so that it’s more palatable to North American ears. A seasoned hip-hop masher, Diplo fills out the beats and layers the baile over James Brown, Rick James, Prodigy, and Annie Lennox breaks until it’s not even folk music anymore. The tracks don’t have names and the liner notes offer no clarifying information—does Mr. Piracy Funds Terrorism even own the rights?—so it’s impossible to ascertain the identities of the MCs you hear. So between the screamy guy repeating “Idelizia” on track 10 and the pre-pubescent boy’s nasal vowels on track 8, you get a fresh, lively crossover dance record that is, while interesting, kind of insulting to the real Rio baile funk Diplo obviously adores.

http://www.citypaper.com/music/recordreview.asp?id=9194

amon (eman), Sunday, 28 August 2005 05:40 (nineteen years ago)

"What is more condescending ... until it’s not even folk music anymore."

Hurting (Hurting), Sunday, 28 August 2005 05:43 (nineteen years ago)

I think that review is what's condescending! Somehow Baile Funk, which is just another regional variation of miami bass/booty bass etc, is some sort of pure folk music that's ruined by mixing it with James Brown? From what I've heard, there's nothing about it that's any less accessible or "pure" then any other bass record. I imagine Diplo did what any DJ does, took some music he likes and mixed it was some more music he likes.

Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Sunday, 28 August 2005 05:51 (nineteen years ago)

I do wish there was some contextual packaging with those favela mix discs (names would be a start), but I think a lot of the snarkiness directed at Diplo is overblown. He's been one of the key people in getting any Americans at all to listen to baile funk, and he's given plenty of props to Fernando Luis Mattos da Matta and others. And yeah, who cares what Diplo mixes in? Baile funk is built around samples anyway, it's not like introducing James Brown or Rick James is some kind of adulteration. Also, absent the artist and track info, how does the reviewer even know it's Diplo mixing stuff in rather than stuff that's already in the mix?

gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Sunday, 28 August 2005 06:05 (nineteen years ago)

If you think it's funny then I can help you.

jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Sunday, 28 August 2005 07:00 (nineteen years ago)

plz tell me you guys are all referring an NYC club, and not to the yuppie gentrified hell just north of Detroit...

-- kingfish 'doublescoop' moose tracks (jdsalmo...), August 26th, 2005.

Is it really named after Royal Oak MI?! Seriously?

Two things:

1. It is completely yuppie now, but it was totally bohemian up until like 5 years ago. Now they moved to Ferndale.
2. ...I live in Royal Oak. This makes me sad.

_____--------_clk@lfjk/cp,, Sunday, 28 August 2005 07:16 (nineteen years ago)

While criticizing Diplo for not including tracklists is OTM, the rest of that review is fucking dreadful.

It’s condescending in a way, because it implies baile funk is like hip-hop with a Rain Man IQ, and the implication is that by listening to this stuff we can somehow learn to really party—like Brazilians do.

Just because YOU read that into it doesn't mean that's what Diplo is doing!

deej.., Sunday, 28 August 2005 07:28 (nineteen years ago)

xpost - yeah but didn't he market it as pure, from the slums, baile funk? i don't know if dj's usually cite the source and whatever they've mixed in..but i thought they did. no track listings and artist information seems really suspect.

Susan Douglas (Susan Douglas), Sunday, 28 August 2005 07:56 (nineteen years ago)

"ppl in athens dont really want rap to exist unless its played by krush girls"

give me some names pls - I like the Herb and Skills camp alright but they can be a little strident, beyond them the only Athens stuff I've heard is Iron Triangle, which I did really like.

Josh Love (screamapillar), Sunday, 28 August 2005 08:42 (nineteen years ago)

well, and Bubba obv.

Josh Love (screamapillar), Sunday, 28 August 2005 08:42 (nineteen years ago)

please, don't even pretend to be an expert if you miss the godfather of athens hip hop:

When I got to the show
Yo, ho, ho
I could tell that you had been crying, crying
It's that same sing song and the DJ sucks
It makes me sad
I tried to turn it off
To say goodbye, my love
That radio song
Hey, hey, hey

Check it out
What are you saying
What are you playing
Who are you obeying
Day out day in?
Baby, baby, baby, baby
That stuff is driving me crazy
DJs communicate to the masses
Sex and violent classes
Now our children grow up prisoners
All their lives radio listeners

gear (gear), Sunday, 28 August 2005 08:47 (nineteen years ago)

I think that review is what's condescending! Somehow Baile Funk, which is just another regional variation of miami bass/booty bass etc, is some sort of pure folk music that's ruined by mixing it with James Brown? From what I've heard, there's nothing about it that's any less accessible or "pure" then any other bass record.

Right, exactly. That was my point in highlighting the quote.

But for the record, I think Baile Funk is some of the most boring crap I've ever heard, and I don't see why people are so excited about Booty Bass (which was mostly boring the first time) done in another language.

Hurting (Hurting), Sunday, 28 August 2005 13:20 (nineteen years ago)

And I'm sure there's a touch of exoticism in the way Diplo presents it. But that's fine. Germans also exoticize American country music. That's not the same thing as throwing a "Kill Whitey" party in which blackness pretty explicitly symbolizes sexual freedom and looseness.

Hurting (Hurting), Sunday, 28 August 2005 13:24 (nineteen years ago)

oh my gosh, gear, I was uncontrollably reciting that to myself while riding my bike yesterday. It's true what they say -- knowledge reigns supreme over nearly everyone.

Guayaquil, Sunday, 28 August 2005 13:24 (nineteen years ago)

hip-hop with a Rain Man IQ

???

amon (eman), Sunday, 28 August 2005 16:16 (nineteen years ago)

http://misshapes.com/images/photos/03-05-05/03-05-05_img_108.jpg

tikki tikki tembo no sa rembo chari bari ruchi pip peri pembo (Adrian Langston), Sunday, 28 August 2005 16:55 (nineteen years ago)

If Pumpsta actually cared about hip-hop for five minutes, he would have taken the time to learn how to FUCKING BEATMATCH.

Whiney G. Weingarten (whineyg), Sunday, 28 August 2005 17:03 (nineteen years ago)

when hipster douchebags like this appropriate any sort of aspect of a particular culture (a sincere aspect, one that's just merely an everyday part of that culture) it's done in a manner that keeps the appropriated culture at a distance so as to make sure everyone knows it's just a fashion accessory and as always completely subservient to their own (rich/white/self-aware) culture.

in this particular case, it's not cool to actually give a fuck and care about popular black music, but to have a bit of fun with it, to regard popular black music as a joke and to play-act for a few hours, that's fine. because it shouldn't be taken seriously, right?

gear (gear), Sunday, 28 August 2005 17:08 (nineteen years ago)

i bet he zips that coat up before stepping outside

amon (eman), Sunday, 28 August 2005 17:20 (nineteen years ago)

Why does he have the Fear Factory logo tattooed above his right tit?

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Sunday, 28 August 2005 17:21 (nineteen years ago)

"i bet he zips that coat up before stepping outside"

yeah exactly, i'm sure he puts on his best I DONT WANT NO TROUBLE face out on the street too lol

tikki tikki tembo no sa rembo chari bari ruchi pip peri pembo (Adrian Langston), Sunday, 28 August 2005 17:26 (nineteen years ago)

"give me some names pls - I like the Herb and Skills camp alright but they can be a little strident, beyond them the only Athens stuff I've heard is Iron Triangle, which I did really like."

aight its been years since i lived there so im gonna try to remember everybody i actually knew back then- outside of bubba there was 2 more dungeon fam affiliates in athens everybody always forgets which is the group LOW DOWN N DUDDY, they would occasionally hype for him if he was doin a local show and duddy ken has rapped on a couple of his albums, had their own cd out too called GA MOBBIN in '00 or '01 which i used to have a copy of but let dude borrow it and never got it back, some thoughtful, strugglin type lyrics and then some get buck/sex jam tracks, i believe at least one organized noize cut but mostly self produced. the alpha omega label i worked for had a full line-up before they went bankrupt (they were on broad street at the cab place next to jamaica me crazy- all the rappers also drove taxis), LIL NOC was the only dude who actually had a cd and video done (CLASSIC CITY LIVIN, his biggest song was the 'a.t.h. thuggin') but my favorite rapper outta that click was a man by the name of TAT who had a kinda deep scarface/z-ro style, his cd never dropped tho (duddy ken outta low down n duddy did some production for alpha omega and lil noc back then as well- he worked on iron triangle too!! duddy is a legend in athens hiphop). the alpha-omega ppl usedta throw big dirty south field fests out towards watkinsville but they ran outta cash eventually and fucked up so much that most of the drivers quit or went to other cab places. also there was dreaded mindz if you like that freestyle boho shit (i dunno if you count them as the herb & skillz camp or not- ishues solo cd was aight in a 90s way, good beats), theres a mystikal type cat named mr noid from the west side who dropped a solid album called GUTTAMUZIK, there was a 90s southern group called rockwilders who had a couple singles out at least, and i knew a clarke central kid who did some freestyles over no limit beats back in 02 and had a cd-r you could get at mixtape spots. i think thats about it unless you wanna count danger mouse or some shit!!

3, Sunday, 28 August 2005 19:12 (nineteen years ago)

While criticizing Diplo for not including tracklists is OTM

as stated elsewhere, this is also pretty standard fare for djs of all styles, so people can't bite what you're playing, so it's less likely you'll get sued, etc.

Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Sunday, 28 August 2005 19:52 (nineteen years ago)

no its not

3, Sunday, 28 August 2005 20:02 (nineteen years ago)

http://mixunit.com/

3, Sunday, 28 August 2005 20:04 (nineteen years ago)

i think gear is pretty otm. but i'm hesitant to draw the line and say this is way different from folks role-playing mentally in their bmw's or suburban mealy-mouthed kids in their getups and posturing on the street who've made more of an investement, but can also feel black when they want to, white when they want to. if i went to this party my first notion would be that this is an embarrassing making me uncomfortable but sorta true parody of that phenomenon. hiphop seems to have inadvertedly (or who knows) served up a heaping platter of perfectly stylized branded ready-to-wears for the white public needing an identity fix. like martha stewart selling 50's kitch to a bazillion suburban housewives needing a dose of values, family, warmth b/c they got everything but that shit...people are generally usually sated with holding the artifact as opposed to learning about the place it came from...particularly if that place is separated due to time or cultural distance. diplo is smart to market baile funk in this way -- as something vague, altered to not be the true thing, but sold as authentic - from the slums etc. also this is exactly how gay culture made its debut with general public. oh its fun to be fabulous for a day, we are so 100% fabulous and bitchy! but doesn't mean that people aren't appreciating or forging some initial true interest or understanding, or not really into the music. also, i don't think the kids in question have much connection with comfort/soul food or even food that's bad for you, or getting down and a bit dirty on the dancefloor (which they may view as part of their white condition)...so any thin haphazard token of black culture, whether drawn from hiphop culture of old racist stereotypes created by white folks is fucking transportive for them. how totally fucking embarrasingly retardedly DESPERATE and hokey. but its hard to say if this isn't some awkward very initial step towards cultural understanding. or maybe not (this is where i get too lenient). but i mean despite the culturally mixed weekends of the posters here, i'd say most white people don't interact much with black folks. there's still a huge divide. are these dorks really isolated in how they're using hiphop? i think a lot of us like music a lot, but a lot of people who aren't so sonically obsessed listen to music for other reasons.

i gave an E-40 cd to a co-worker who is white, midwestern and cites hiphop as her favorite type of music. i probably know less about hiphop than the average person, but have an E-40 cd, probably b/c he's crossed the indie threshold. so i gave her my lone E-40 cd, b/c i think its pretty good. she listened and got this really SOUR expression on her face. then turned to me and said.."this is WEIRD, this isn't like Snoop Dogg. i like stuff that's got an edge like Snoop Dogg and Eminem. i was like yeah, i don't know well, its older. she said "yeah. ....i think its OLD SCHOOL or something....its weird". she looked at me like she'd been spooked. i'm not sure what that example is for..but it was just a really curious conversation.

Susan Douglas (Susan Douglas), Sunday, 28 August 2005 20:33 (nineteen years ago)

also with regard to what gear said. i think that whatever culture is not your own will naturally subserve to your own. abject appreciation and undestanding of others' cultures tends to foster the same unnatural identity-gymnastics as above. it seems like exposure and tolerance are different tho.

Susan Douglas (Susan Douglas), Sunday, 28 August 2005 20:48 (nineteen years ago)

Kill Whitey Speaks:

http://killwhitie.blogspot.com/2005/08/washington-post-whitie-we-are-trying.html

Sunday, August 28, 2005
The Washington Post: “The Whitie We are Trying to Kill.”
On August 26, 2005, The Washington Post published Deejay's Appeal: 'Kill The Whiteness Inside': an article describing the party Kill Whitie as an all white scene that’s attempting to appropriate blackness. MSNBC, as well as other national publications also ran the story. The founders of Kill Whitie, including co-promoter, Lil Rae Rae, co-deejay Sha na na na, and choreographer, da Wondaho, all women of color, sat down to appropriate a little culture of their own over dumplings and noodles. The topic of the conversation was their absence from the Post’s article. The distraught, but not discouraged, Pumpsta listened as Sha na na na stated:

“This is bull-shit, we both dined with Michelle Garcia from The Washington Post, drank wine, she was bumming cigarettes off me. How can you talk to someone for hours and then pretend that [Sha na na na] merits no mention.”

Lil Rae Rae jumps in. “What did you expect? It’s The Washington Post.”

“I was the only one in the article, how could I be doing this by myself, we all started this together.” Pumpsta adds.

Wondaho shakes her head in disgust. “Man it’s just another black voice lost”

Lil Rae Rae concludes. “They want to know what Kill Whitie is, they’ll never know because they’re the whitie we’re trying to kill.”

In an infantile act to create racial boundaries The Washington Post omitted truths, attempting to achieve the obscure angel they desire. It is questionable that the Post would choose to run such a fraudulent article in the Nation section, when there are so many more prominent acts of racial bias that should be addressed. There is no reason to travel all the way to Brooklyn to witness the whitewashing of this country. Perhaps the Washington post should focus their attention on the Whities closer to home.

-KILL WHITIE

Hurting (Hurting), Sunday, 28 August 2005 22:16 (nineteen years ago)

It is a bit suspect that the article neglected to mention that the party's three co-founders are "women of color" - though I wonder what colors those might be and if they include black.

Hurting (Hurting), Sunday, 28 August 2005 22:17 (nineteen years ago)

Wait...choreographer? Jigga wha?

Candicissima (candicissima), Sunday, 28 August 2005 22:21 (nineteen years ago)

www.milkthebeef.com

http://www.milkthebeef.com/kw/images/kw/africa.jpg

http://www.milkthebeef.com/kw/images/kw/durty3.jpg

amon (eman), Sunday, 28 August 2005 22:23 (nineteen years ago)

http://homepage.mac.com/siriuswarrior/.Pictures/2005.09.10killwhitieAVE/IMG_2535.jpg

amon (eman), Sunday, 28 August 2005 22:30 (nineteen years ago)

That blog 'article' is suspect as fuck.

deej.., Sunday, 28 August 2005 22:38 (nineteen years ago)

Well that's special.

Candicissima (candicissima), Sunday, 28 August 2005 22:38 (nineteen years ago)

In that second photo, is the guy masturbating his blue-striped and partially transparent penis?

Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 28 August 2005 22:40 (nineteen years ago)

a representative of kill whitie comes here to defend themselves in 5, 4, 3,...

amon (eman), Sunday, 28 August 2005 22:47 (nineteen years ago)

So you can be black, female, and still have an ironic detachment from hip hop? Maybe they're reclaiming it! One girl can wear a shirt that says BITCH and the other can wear one that says HO!

The fried chicken thing, naming it "kill whitie" and the way this is promoted still stink to high heaven. The ironic championing of a "black" or otherwise ethnic culture as superior or at least comical sucks. The difference I see between this and Hollertronix is that this shit seems to have the undercurrent of "hah, we know something they don't but we enjoy this music despite that knowledge" whereas Hollertronix seems to be more about recognizing that people creating this "other" music know something that we don't so it's worth seeking out.

i give up (mike h.), Sunday, 28 August 2005 22:52 (nineteen years ago)

i'm not sure what to think anymore, but the journalism appeared shallow and slanted from the get go.

Susan Douglas (Susan Douglas), Sunday, 28 August 2005 23:04 (nineteen years ago)

Oh please.

I believe those women are "co-founders" of this party like I believe Benzino is "co-founder" of The Source. Funny how these co-founders and co-deejays have never been mentioned once in all the flyers printed for the event:
http://www.milkthebeef.com/kw/kw_flyers_updateframe.htm

This is a sad bit of last-minute "I have Black friends!" damage control.

Jay Smooth (jsmooth995), Monday, 29 August 2005 00:25 (nineteen years ago)

Lester Bangs' "The White Noise Supremacists" seems kind of applicable. I might just be applying it to all race issues as usual, though.

http://www.flatblacknova.com/buszek/PoMoSeminar/PoMoReadings/BangsWhite.pdf

mike h. (mike h.), Monday, 29 August 2005 00:33 (nineteen years ago)

All that black ass on display is really lovely. I'd like to run into Pumpsta and beat his ass with a pipe.

Candicissima (candicissima), Monday, 29 August 2005 00:36 (nineteen years ago)

no its not

Yes. It is. Thanks for your link. I didn't realize they had mixtapes with credits on them! In any case, outside of hip-hop, I've seen thousands of disco, house, techno, club etc mix tapes all with just the song-name. I-F did this with Mixed Up At the Hague as well. And countless club and hip-hop bootlegs. It's a very common practice. What, do you think I made that up?

Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Monday, 29 August 2005 00:53 (nineteen years ago)

The next Kill Whitey party is Wednesday at Savalas. Free beatdown for The Pumpsta and friends!

Candicissima (candicissima), Monday, 29 August 2005 01:38 (nineteen years ago)

Would the Pumpsta's friends find it deliciously ironic if someone did in fact kill that particular Whitey?

I.M. (I.M.), Monday, 29 August 2005 01:46 (nineteen years ago)

I just don't see why they couldn't have pretty much the same party, only NOT call it "Kill Whitie," not have naked black asses on the flyers, not advertise about bringing fried chicken to shows, and not talk about "killing the whiteness inside" as a way of getting one's freak on.

Hurting (Hurting), Monday, 29 August 2005 01:49 (nineteen years ago)

if you don't find it funny, i can't help you

amon (eman), Monday, 29 August 2005 01:51 (nineteen years ago)

tunnel vision to kill whitey's black asses only. if we kill kill whitey then everyone else can go about as they please b/c we've made our judgement so clear.

Susan Douglas (Susan Douglas), Monday, 29 August 2005 01:55 (nineteen years ago)

I wonder how practical the plan to kill whitey is, given that whitey's on the moon.

moley (moley), Monday, 29 August 2005 02:18 (nineteen years ago)

Jeremy moved at an impressionable age to the repressive lands of Cobb County, Georgia-home to Newt Gingrich and white people who embrace love in the form of SUVs and all-you-can-eat buffets. Jeremy knew, much like any "Holler Nation Brother", that there had to be more to the world. He ventured often into the wilds of Atlanta, and was a regular attendee of Freaknik, "the only bumpin' spring break". There he was intrigued by the booty music of Yuke, 2 Live Crew, Spooky Gambino, and Silo, as well as offers from-endowed ladies to "bounce their asses on his head for ten dollars." Unfortunately for Jeremy, he was broke.

Jeremy voyaged from Atlanta to New York, where he began playing with the Williamsburg, Brooklyn consciousness by spray-painting the phrase "Kill Whitie" on various pieces of garbage and altered vintage clothing couture. This mysterious message was an ironic commentary on the rising tide of white urban hipsters that were rapidly massing in the area like so many waterlogged umbrellas to umbrella holders. Soon the message was everywhere and Jeremy decided it was time to open the floodgates and promote a party that few could envision, but none would forget. Influenced by the hip-hop spirit of areas like Southern Bangladesh, Atlanta and Miami, Jeremy, and his baby cousin Lil Rae-Rae, set about crafting a party that would appeal to an ample audience, from young politicians to old Dominicans, and bring a hot and profound dance party to a largely gentrification nation invasion. Kill Whitie, the party, was created in the humid and sexy summer of 2001.

Hurting (Hurting), Monday, 29 August 2005 02:24 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.perkypat.com/Misc/4thJuly/KillWhiteyParade.jpg

amon (eman), Monday, 29 August 2005 02:44 (nineteen years ago)

http://i.imdb.com/mptv1.gif

It's so on!

Candicissima (candicissima), Monday, 29 August 2005 02:48 (nineteen years ago)

Kill White Tees!

Austin Still (Austin, Still), Monday, 29 August 2005 02:53 (nineteen years ago)

For a party named after a message meant to inspire fear and racism, the final meaning is strangely bright and optimistic: "People are wonderful and always so supportive, even though their broke assess can?t buy a brother a drink. Bitches always wanna thank me, I say BITCH! Buy me a drink. Mother Fuckers can kiss my ass". Jeremy says.

People love kissing ass and after all, who doesn't enjoy killing Whitie?

amon (eman), Monday, 29 August 2005 02:54 (nineteen years ago)

Austin Still (Austin, Still), Monday, 29 August 2005 02:56 (nineteen years ago)

Austin Still (Austin, Still), Monday, 29 August 2005 02:56 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.bowlingfortruth.com/images/SWMbutton.jpg

Hurting (Hurting), Monday, 29 August 2005 03:12 (nineteen years ago)

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00000AFH2.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

Hurting (Hurting), Monday, 29 August 2005 03:13 (nineteen years ago)

KILL WHITE TIES

http://www.music34.fsnet.co.uk/Now_then_white_ties.jpg

amon (eman), Monday, 29 August 2005 03:17 (nineteen years ago)

This mysterious message was an ironic commentary on the rising tide of white urban hipsters that were rapidly massing in the area like so many waterlogged umbrellas to umbrella holders

white urban hipsters like Jeremy himself.

Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Monday, 29 August 2005 10:56 (nineteen years ago)

"If you don't see it's funny, I can't help you."

this quote will be extremely helpful in future ILM threads!

fact checking cuz (fcc), Monday, 29 August 2005 12:30 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.builtforpower.com/iFACE/klanLIMO.jpg
"Yo, if you don't think dis shit be funny, we can't hep yo white asses. Kill Whitey!!!"

Hurting (Hurting), Monday, 29 August 2005 12:42 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.builtforpower.com/iFACE/klanLIMO.jpg
"Yo, if you don't think dis shit be funny, we can't hep yo white asses. Kill Whitey!!!"

Hurting (Hurting), Monday, 29 August 2005 12:42 (nineteen years ago)

DA PUMPSTA TONIGHT!!!!!!!!

Monday, August 29th 2005
Tha Pumpsta DJs & MCs the Frying Pan
Pier 63 North River
West 23rd Street & the Westside Highway
Behind Basketball City, 1 pier North of Chelsea Piers
C E to 23rd
9-?

Confounded (Confounded), Monday, 29 August 2005 18:44 (nineteen years ago)

it's done in a manner that keeps the appropriated culture at a distance so as to make sure everyone knows it's just a fashion accessory and as always completely subservient to their own (rich/white/self-aware) culture.

one could extend this to the adoption of working class trappings; PBR, trucker hats, "ironic" mustaches, etc.

Lil Rae Rae jumps in. “What did you expect? It’s The Washington Post.”

wtf? are these more of those Vice conservatives we've heard about?

kingfish 'doublescoop' moose tracks (kingfish 2.0), Monday, 29 August 2005 19:26 (nineteen years ago)

it's done in a manner that keeps the appropriated culture at a distance so as to make sure everyone knows it's just a fashion accessory and as always completely subservient to their own (rich/white/self-aware) culture.

exactly. one could extend this to the adoption of working class trappings; PBR, trucker hats, "ironic" mustaches, etc.

Lil Rae Rae jumps in. “What did you expect? It’s The Washington Post.”

wtf? are these more of those Vice conservatives we've heard about?

kingfish 'doublescoop' moose tracks (kingfish 2.0), Monday, 29 August 2005 19:31 (nineteen years ago)

The club is a bit quiet before 10pm:

http://www.everlastworld.de/images/Cover/Alben/EatAtWhiteys.jpg

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Monday, 29 August 2005 19:39 (nineteen years ago)

3, so both Holler and Pumpsta put non-white T&A on their flyers. This obviously means they're the same evil.

http://www.kuci.org/~brianm/ile/butts.jpg

oops, now look what I did. I'm just as bad now.

donut gon' nut (donut), Monday, 29 August 2005 19:39 (nineteen years ago)

J SAUL KANE, ARMAND VAN HELDEN, AND RENEGADE SOUNDWAVE TO THREAD

donut gon' nut (donut), Monday, 29 August 2005 19:43 (nineteen years ago)

well, I'm a bit behind with this post, but...not only do Athens ppl want rap to exist only if it's played by the Krush Girls, they only want it to exist if it's the same 12 tracks they've already heard the Krush Girls play one million times before!

I'd say these days they've got more than 5 cop cars outside Insomnia during events. They've even instated this anti-cruising law (proclaimed by a dorky sign on the corner of Hull & Clayton) that you've violated if you pass the same spot more than once/hour. Interestingly this seems to be in enforced only on the nights Insomnia is open. Of course, that's not hipsters' fault, but neither do they question such measures. When I told some people I had gone there earlier in the night, they looked incredulous, like "where's your stab wound?"

cuz i usually claim georgia hipsters are just earnest sonic youth dudes or fat beardy pet sounds nerds and arent struck by the hollertronix/pumpsta strain of whiteboy gangsta irony of new york vice magazine kids but this totally kills that!!! haha, is the ESG cover band implicated in this as well?

emilys., Monday, 29 August 2005 20:22 (nineteen years ago)

http://mayflowers.xox.to/0209_12birth/1205up/white.jpg

Whiney G. Weingarten (whineyg), Monday, 29 August 2005 20:41 (nineteen years ago)

Chickens are being killed, then fried and brought to these parties and all you selfish humans can think of is how you're offending each other. Will someone please think of the chickens?.

bernard badger, Monday, 29 August 2005 20:53 (nineteen years ago)

xpost -now that's just the cutest thing i ever did see. he's got himself a toy elephant too!

Susan Douglas (Susan Douglas), Monday, 29 August 2005 20:58 (nineteen years ago)

http://img219.exs.cx/img219/1880/chickenheads3fz.jpg

CHICKENHEADS, Monday, 29 August 2005 20:59 (nineteen years ago)

I want an obscure angel.

The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Monday, 29 August 2005 21:09 (nineteen years ago)

Dont you see everything is going as planned. Remember Marilyn manson? This guy is going to be huge now thanks to "controversy". We are all being manipulated as we sit and write. We must blame ourselves or noone at all.

Asa, Tuesday, 30 August 2005 04:01 (nineteen years ago)

Dude, Situationists 4 Eternal!!!

Confounded (Confounded), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 04:02 (nineteen years ago)

Haha what bullshit. Tha Pumpsta = 49 Cent.

-rainbow bum- (-rainbow bum-), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 04:37 (nineteen years ago)

xpost -now that's just the cutest thing i ever did see. he's got himself a toy elephant too!

Not to telegraph my jokes, but I once had a dog that looked like that... whose name was Whitey.

He was a good dog and, seriously, no one should kill him.

Whiney G. Weingarten (whineyg), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 04:47 (nineteen years ago)

EMILY WHAT UP GIRL!

j blount (papa la bas), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 04:48 (nineteen years ago)

haha...yeah, normally I consider myself too out of my depth to post here, but this thread had devolved to such a point I figured no one would notice!

emilys, Tuesday, 30 August 2005 15:18 (nineteen years ago)

If you tried this in Oakland there'd really be some whitey killin'.

Bobby Peru (Bobby Peru), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 16:57 (nineteen years ago)

that would make the whole thing ultra-ironic - maybe they'd be into it.

Susan Douglas (Susan Douglas), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 17:06 (nineteen years ago)

this party was completely misrepresented by that post article writer (by the way she was drunk as hell at the bar when she attended) for an easy (false) controversy. (i happen to be the bartender)
i would be offended having read that article without seeing the truth of what this party is. that journalist (or editor) should be fired (unless they are actually sooo good that they purposely enticed this much attention on this super new form of peaceful activism that otherwise wouldnt have been noticed by those who werent already experiancing it.)
either way, this multi racial (and predominately gay) celebration of the absurdity of our seperatenes in this multicultural, segregated society is a beautiful, beautiful thing. i hope it keeps up. and i hope the truth comes out about what this party really stands for.

Eve Sibley, Thursday, 1 September 2005 09:29 (nineteen years ago)

this super new form of peaceful activism

Is that what they're calling getting drunk and sniffing a lot of blow nowadays?

Candicissima (candicissima), Thursday, 1 September 2005 13:00 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.whitecastle.com/_assets/images/food/menu/chicken_rings_lg.jpg

Old School (sexyDancer), Thursday, 1 September 2005 13:34 (nineteen years ago)

"..I have been partying in this neighborhood for a long time" Ms. Sibley said one afternoon recently as she tapped the ash from her cigarette. "We know our friends care about the community, but they didn't know this was going on."

This williamsburg pride thing leaves a bad taste in my mouth. What's up with equating "hipster" culture with long-standing ethnicities and cultures in the neighborhood? Every time I see things spelled out like "old Polish women, Puerto Ricans, Hasidic Jews.." I wonder why there's some lame attempt to pretend there's an all-conquering "hipster culture" that should be represented instead of just saying that it's young people that moved there because they liked the diversity and culture of the neighborhood. I'd imagine there are a lot of people who fit that description who live there and don't give a shit about half the stuff that is spouted off. You can do your own thing and respect other cultures without trying to co-opt race and gender issues and make them your own. Unless your shtick is co-opting race and gender issues, I guess.

party on, garth (mike h.), Thursday, 1 September 2005 13:56 (nineteen years ago)

Mike H OTM. Their shit is real http://soulstrut.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/suspect5es.gif.

Candicissima (candicissima), Thursday, 1 September 2005 14:44 (nineteen years ago)

http://i.somethingawful.com/images/thatsracist.gif

Fushigina Blobby: Blobania no Kiki (ex machina), Thursday, 1 September 2005 15:07 (nineteen years ago)

Eve,

Do the ladies really grind up on Da Pumpsta though? Or is that yet another fabrication?

Confounded (Confounded), Thursday, 1 September 2005 15:09 (nineteen years ago)

yes. but it's ironic grinding. luckily, ironic grinding feels as good as real grinding.

Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Thursday, 1 September 2005 16:13 (nineteen years ago)

and i hope the truth comes out about what this party really stands for...bringing a bucket of fried chicken.

CHICKENHEADS, Thursday, 1 September 2005 20:43 (nineteen years ago)

yes. but it's ironic grinding. luckily, ironic grinding feels as good as real grinding.
-- Dan Selzer (danselze...), September 1st, 2005

Who remembers that Onion headline:

Ironic Porn Purchase Leads to Unironic Ejaculation

deej.., Thursday, 1 September 2005 20:47 (nineteen years ago)

thk god nature keeps it real

Susan Douglas (Susan Douglas), Thursday, 1 September 2005 20:53 (nineteen years ago)

either way, this multi racial (and predominately gay) celebration of the absurdity of our seperatenes in this multicultural, segregated society is a beautiful, beautiful thing. i hope it keeps up. and i hope the truth comes out about what this party really stands for.

-- Eve Sibley (ev...), September 1st, 2005.

I'm scratching my head a little at this.

Hurting (Hurting), Thursday, 1 September 2005 20:56 (nineteen years ago)

I'm scratching my headnutsack a little at this.

Confounded (Confounded), Thursday, 1 September 2005 21:00 (nineteen years ago)

ha, even if this shit isn't racist, it's classist. keep it hipster and safe and fake and distanced and as a "commentary", y'all, stay away from the real people at ground level, because then you wouldn't be special "performance artists", you'd be just like everyone else.

gear (gear), Thursday, 1 September 2005 21:03 (nineteen years ago)

you'd be just like everyone else...but with a bucket of fried chicken.

CHICKENHEADS, Thursday, 1 September 2005 21:07 (nineteen years ago)

"a celebration of the absurdity of our seperatenes in this multicultural, segregated society" - that may be a possibility. at any rate, it would be hard to do something like this w/o addressing the seperateness in a way that might be uncomfortable for a lot of people? i don't think people really want to acknowlege or deal with the results of segregation and cultural distance except to just throw out the word racism at folks who aren't saavy enough to hide it. even if folks here are removed from the ground level, and there's irony employed, this doesn't really strike me as a bunch of saavy performance artists making some well thought out commentary. i don't know. i am NOT defending this --just pondering...

Susan Douglas (Susan Douglas), Thursday, 1 September 2005 21:33 (nineteen years ago)

gearotfmffs

amon (eman), Thursday, 1 September 2005 21:34 (nineteen years ago)

either way, this multi racial (and predominately gay) celebration of the absurdity of our seperatenes in this multicultural, segregated society is a beautiful, beautiful thing. i hope it keeps up. and i hope the truth comes out about what this party really stands for.

So, basically this is the party version of www.we-love-black-people-gay-people-and-well-other-types-of-people-too-and-oh-yeah-smack-dat-ass.com ?

donut gon' nut (donut), Thursday, 1 September 2005 21:39 (nineteen years ago)

i'm clearly alone in my thinking once a fucking gain.

Susan Douglas (Susan Douglas), Thursday, 1 September 2005 21:50 (nineteen years ago)

buckets of chicken, Susan!

gear (gear), Thursday, 1 September 2005 21:56 (nineteen years ago)

www.we-love-black-people-gay-people-and-well-other-types-of-people-too-and-oh-yeah-smack-dat-ass.com could not be found. Please check the spelling and try again.

Austin Still (Austin, Still), Thursday, 1 September 2005 21:57 (nineteen years ago)

Everyone who likes rap, including ILM posters and African-American hip-hop fans, likes it for basically the same reasons. Everybody laughs at the funny stuff, and everybody gets similarly excited at the super sexual stuff.

i completely agree. at hllrtrnx [am i the only person on this thread that actually attends this?] its all about having fun and hearing new stuff. in fact, its one of the few events in philly where not-so-obvious music is played to large crowds. yeah, there's some obvious stuff played as well but i think its done with real enthusiasm. the crowd at hllrtrnx is pretty varied, in my opinion. the only downside is that these days, fights keep breaking out at it, so i stopped going.

i get the impression that KW is about something completely different, something very kitschy.

maria tessa sciarrino (theoreticalgirl), Thursday, 1 September 2005 22:15 (nineteen years ago)

The Pumpsta just got a deal with Vice records thanks to the publicity, I hear.

It's over. Nothing to see here. Shoo!

donut gon' nut (donut), Friday, 2 September 2005 00:01 (nineteen years ago)

at hllrtrnx [am i the only person on this thread that actually attends this?] its all about having fun and hearing new stuff. in fact, its one of the few events in philly where not-so-obvious music is played to large crowds

I've been and totally hated it. In a way, what really is the difference between that and this party -- minus free entry with a bucket of chicken? Corny white people all "ohmigod, look at this flyer! Thugs and big booty hoes..that's so rad! We can go 'pop' our booties like a video ho! Haha...I can't wait to tell the girls in my yoga class that I could 'drop it like it's hot' because of the exercises we've been doing!" White people have liked/been dancing/been experiencing hip hop damned near from the beginning. You're not special nor unique just because you put down the Smog long enough to see a Lil Jon video last week. You are not on some "next level" shit. You want to go dance at a hip hop party? Go to a fucking club like everyone else does. Or at least admit that you're a pussy who gets uncomfortable in situations where you're not the majority and don't want to deal with that. Because news flash every non-white person who has non-stereotypical tastes has to do it all the time.

Candicissima (candicissima), Friday, 2 September 2005 00:22 (nineteen years ago)

i'm glad you got that off my chest.

Susan Douglas (Susan Douglas), Friday, 2 September 2005 00:28 (nineteen years ago)

ive never seen anyone try to be video hoes or anything at hllrtrnx, so i think you've totally missed the point i was trying to make. to me its just a roomful of folks hanging out, drinking and having a good time.

maria tessa sciarrino (theoreticalgirl), Friday, 2 September 2005 00:59 (nineteen years ago)

i've been to both. both parties are pretty much the same exact thing (they're not TRYING to act like video hoes, but that doesn't mean they aren't, and maria you totally know what i'm talking about), thrown by people who do in fact love the records they're playing, grew up w/the music, 'all they know' etc (shit, anyone under 26, this isn't rap, it's pop, it's not black vs. white, it's young vs. old). unfortunately KW as a concept is mired in half-eaten cult. theory aka i hate when people start having IDEAS about what they're doing. total cart before horse though: parker+friends wanted to throw a party, thought of a controversial name (w/controversial spelling), then installed the politics afterwards. (sez what i gather from talking to him about all this)

Nick Sylvester, Friday, 2 September 2005 05:06 (nineteen years ago)

Nick completely OTM!

donut Get Behind Me Carbon Dioxide (donut), Friday, 2 September 2005 17:50 (nineteen years ago)

unfortunately KW as a concept is mired in half-eaten cult. theory

Yo Nick,

No disrespect, but I wouldn't say that about my work at all. We keeps it hot this year.

That's your boy...

Kanye

Kanye West (Confounded), Friday, 2 September 2005 19:11 (nineteen years ago)

Just another quick reminder:
http://www.clipartreview.com/_gallery/_TN/3075666.gif,
http://www.youngwomenshealth.org/Images/chicken.gif

Legroom at the Vista (Bent Over at the Arclight), Friday, 2 September 2005 22:54 (nineteen years ago)

i finally give in to the fried chicken. there is no excuse for it.

Susan Douglas (Susan Douglas), Friday, 2 September 2005 23:13 (nineteen years ago)

http://ourworld.cs.com/kruncheenmilk/mmm.jpg

it even stays crunchy in milk. how could you not give in?

donut Get Behind Me Carbon Dioxide (donut), Friday, 2 September 2005 23:20 (nineteen years ago)

this is like the gender thread, where i wish i had not taken part.

Susan Douglas (Susan Douglas), Friday, 2 September 2005 23:34 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.internestantiques.com/images/advertisingsigns/chickenpailchien.jpg

Legroom at the Vista (Bent Over at the Arclight), Friday, 2 September 2005 23:36 (nineteen years ago)

considering what's happening right now in New Orleans, i can't imagine anyone toying with race in such a shallow, "yay fun, fried chicken, haha, we're just being funny wite kids!" manner. fuck these guys, fuck you witegirl bartender

gear (gear), Friday, 2 September 2005 23:40 (nineteen years ago)

White People Find, Black People Loot. It's plum absurd! Let's dance! And celebrate this absurdity! Meet you at

http://www.bus.miami.edu/~ldouglas/rose/wordlogo.gif

Last one there's a stiff whitey!

Legroom at the Vista (Bent Over at the Arclight), Friday, 2 September 2005 23:45 (nineteen years ago)

ive never seen anyone try to be video hoes or anything at hllrtrnx, so i think you've totally missed the point i was trying to make. to me its just a roomful of folks hanging out, drinking and having a good time.

Sounds vaguely familiar...

Direct this question to Mark Grubstein, a 36-year-old artist, and he says the Kill Whitie parties speak to something inside of him. "I make art about that, that's my life," he said. "It's based on the idea that things that are funny are the deepest."

He shrugs.

"If you don't see it's funny," he said, "I can't help you."

Candicissima (candicissima), Saturday, 3 September 2005 00:35 (nineteen years ago)

WOFL

amon (eman), Saturday, 3 September 2005 00:37 (nineteen years ago)

haha it's like a party full of hipster Alan Conseciaos

gear (gear), Saturday, 3 September 2005 01:30 (nineteen years ago)

I can't believe you guys are taking this so seriously. Something that is obviously a JOKE! Do any of your newspapers go to the black hiphop bars and count how many white people are there? no! Blacks make fun of us too. WHere is the article about that? When black rappers say nigga and smoke crack in their songs is that in the papers and on all the blogs and myspace? no! You guys have never been to White Trash parties before or Halloween parties where you dress up like someone else? This is just more hypocritical whining from liberals who want to pretend they are better than other whites. Meanwhile we are out dancing and having fun and saying FUCK what you think. Its art, joy and life.

Jamie, Sunday, 4 September 2005 05:06 (nineteen years ago)

BUCKETS OF FRIED CHICKEN

gear (gear), Sunday, 4 September 2005 05:12 (nineteen years ago)

also, shut the fuck up

gear (gear), Sunday, 4 September 2005 05:12 (nineteen years ago)

jamie your a fvkctuard

amon (eman), Sunday, 4 September 2005 05:13 (nineteen years ago)

Whats wrong with buckets of fried chicken? Its a JOKE! When Chris Rock is on TV making jokes or black comedians on BET who make jokes about fried chicken you guys think thats okay? But when we do it its "racist" and "Politically Incorrect" huh?

Jamie, Sunday, 4 September 2005 05:17 (nineteen years ago)

jamie your a fvkctuard

amon (eman), Sunday, 4 September 2005 05:18 (nineteen years ago)

I think you guys are the real racists for saying that its a different thing for blacks and whites to joke about. Thats hypocritical and more RACIST than anything that goes on at our parties. Why do liberals have such a low opinion of blacks? Then they sit back and let blacks vote for them in elections! Thats racism. Not a party where we celebrate black history.

Jamie, Sunday, 4 September 2005 05:19 (nineteen years ago)

yeah, because it's exactly like that, it's two evenly matched squads trading all-in-good-fun body blows. right, watch the fucking news and see what's been going on this week, 'cuz race relations are perfectly fine, and black comedians aren't coming from a place of deep hurt (no not at all!) that the likes of you--presumably white, privileged, educated (but it didn't stick)--never understand. i'll never understand it either, right, but empathy is urgent and fucking key.

gear (gear), Sunday, 4 September 2005 05:21 (nineteen years ago)

So you think it is Kill Whitie party's fault that people died in a hurricane? Instead of of the BLACK DEMOCRAT mayor of the city who told everyone to evacuate and they didn't listne? Democrats and liberals are who look racist right now. I talked to tha Pumpsta on Wednesday and he said he was interested in holding a benefit night for the victims of the hurricane. What are you doing?

Jamie, Sunday, 4 September 2005 05:24 (nineteen years ago)

a party where we celebrate black history.

fvkctuard

amon (eman), Sunday, 4 September 2005 05:26 (nineteen years ago)

Blacks make fun of us too. WHere is the article about that?

This is not something I stay up at night thinking about. You, on the other hand, seem to have a problem with the idea that anyone might find you worth making fun of, or perhaps worth anything at all. Please let me assure you, as a fellow Person of Whiteness, that in fact your ass would not be worth pissing on even if your hemorrhoids were on fire, and that the rest of you probably should consider removing your brain as a sign of righteous protest. If your brain is in fact IN your ass causing the hemorrhoids, then that is not terribly surprising.

Now, having said that, kill yourself, and please bury your body in an unmarked grave so it won't get dug up and hung in effigy.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 4 September 2005 05:26 (nineteen years ago)

i've given as much money as i can afford, but that's not the point is it? you're dodging any real issues and i doubt you'd feel comfortable explaining this party to a real, live black person who didn't like it. or wait, you might tell them, "if you don't find it funny, then I can't help you"

gear (gear), Sunday, 4 September 2005 05:29 (nineteen years ago)

So you think it is Kill Whitie party's fault that people died in a hurricane?

what, u fvkctuard

I talked to tha Pumpsta on Wednesday and he said he was interested in holding a benefit night for the victims of the hurricane. What are you doing?

calling u (and the Pumpsta) fvkctuards

amon (eman), Sunday, 4 September 2005 05:29 (nineteen years ago)

Look at how angry you guys all get when your typical liberal worldview is challenged. You don't look so tolerent now huh? I'm not a racist. I have black, yellow, brown, green and purple friends from all over the world. This is a party to celebrate black culture. We actually do things, unlike you losers on the internet making fun of other people! We throw rad parties. We have an awesome time. We listen to cool music and do what we want. You guys need to stop bitching and grow up.

Jamie, Sunday, 4 September 2005 05:32 (nineteen years ago)

I'm not a racist.

You are a liar.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 4 September 2005 05:33 (nineteen years ago)

and you can't fucking read--nor type, actually--because it doesn't matter that people didn't leave because of the hurricane, it matters that it took five fucking days to get people assistance, it matters that there are specious portrayals in the media of those trying to survive, and Kanye West didn't say what he said last night for nothing.

haha "i have black friends too!"

stick to what you know, which is presumably recreational coke habits and american apparel

gear (gear), Sunday, 4 September 2005 05:33 (nineteen years ago)

and shit, please, we all party like motherfuckers and we actually probably contribute something to society on a daily basis, none of this token "timely-fundraiser-to-deflect-bad-publicity" type bullshit

gear (gear), Sunday, 4 September 2005 05:36 (nineteen years ago)

anyway this type of shit--the party and googling cunts--makes me sort of ill, so I'm checking out of this thread

gear (gear), Sunday, 4 September 2005 05:38 (nineteen years ago)

What does American Apparel have to do with this? You do know they use non sweatshop labor,while you guys sound like fat, midwest internet losers who buy mechandise from Thailand, etc. Who do you think makes your Nikes? This is just more talk, talk talk. We get things done! Our benefit for the hurricane will raise more money than you people can even dream of.

Jamie, Sunday, 4 September 2005 05:38 (nineteen years ago)

Our benefit for the hurricane will raise more money than you people can even dream of.

Like I said, you're a liar.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 4 September 2005 05:41 (nineteen years ago)

http://misshapes.com/images/photos/03-05-05/03-05-05_img_108.jpg

amon (eman), Sunday, 4 September 2005 05:43 (nineteen years ago)

^ Jamie

amon (eman), Sunday, 4 September 2005 05:47 (nineteen years ago)

Time for an ironic "kill hipster" party, where you get in free if you bring a liberal arts college diploma and your paycheck stub from Urban Outfitters, Barnes & Noble, or your local hip pizza joint.

This "Jamie" seems like a real find--young, hip, vocally stupid AND a "South Park Republican".

I.M. (I.M.), Sunday, 4 September 2005 05:49 (nineteen years ago)

Listen I am a girl and that is not me, although I do know him and everyone else from our parties well. But yes much of the world is racist whether they know it or not. I find this is especially true with liberals and hypocrites on the internet who want to prove how racist everyone else is. In difference a majority of us in Williamsburg have tried to end racism with parties, benefits, etc. There has been discrimination but most whites especially since Martin Luther King Jr. (he was a great guy by the way). Until people stop looking at the color of skin and origin there will never be any end of racism. Your hatred of so-called "hipsters" proves how small-minded you are. Looking at the rest of this website I see a lot of hip bands, but instead of doing what's right and going to rad parties like ours you chose to be bitter and whine about everything. So typical!

Jamie, Sunday, 4 September 2005 05:58 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.hiphopmusic.com/archives/001121.html

gear (gear), Sunday, 4 September 2005 06:01 (nineteen years ago)

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HOLY MOTHER OF GOD MAKE IS STOP!!

Susan Douglas (Susan Douglas), Sunday, 4 September 2005 06:01 (nineteen years ago)

As for "South Park Republicans" (Nice try!) I do not follow any one political party, unlike you liberal sheeple. I did vote for Bush because he was strong on terrorism, defense, and tax refunds. Kayne West is an idiot, and a racist. If Bush hates blacks how come there is Condi Rice in the highest position of any black woman in any presidential administration? Colin Powell too. You liberals can't accept that the republicans have stolen blacks away from you. Who do you think elected Bush in 2004? So I am not any South Park Republican. But I know where i stand. Thanks for playing.

Jamie, Sunday, 4 September 2005 06:03 (nineteen years ago)

dear ilm internet and world, i deeply deeply regret...

Susan Douglas (Susan Douglas), Sunday, 4 September 2005 06:07 (nineteen years ago)

In difference a majority of us in Williamsburg have tried to end racism with parties

MOMMY MAKE IT STOP

milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Sunday, 4 September 2005 06:12 (nineteen years ago)

Kiddo, I'm currently designing architect on a $7mil project to restore/rebuild the international headquarters of the Mosaic Templars of America, a black fraternal organisation founded in 1875 to provide insurance to black Americans (and this in the deep south of Arkansas). I worked on the restoration of the building for over a year, and two weeks into construction it was burned down. We're now working to raise the funds to rebuild. The building will now serve as the Mosaic Templars Cultural Center, a museum dedicated to African American history in Arkansas and the south, and of the "black downtown" in Little Rock, of which the MTA building was the central nexus. My point is that I go to work every day on projects like this and other historic preservation projects--And given that I typically work 10 hour days, you're right, I attend fairly few "Rad Parties" anymore. If you see the "Kill Whitey" party (with it's "ironic" fried chicken, booty-shot flyers, etc. etc.) as a valid means of erasing racism, fine. But I'm afraid if you're going to try to lord these parties over adults as proof that you're the only one "doing anything" and that we're all "liberal" internet geeks--you'll excuse me if I grant you very little credibility. Your heart I'm sure is in the right place, and once the "radness" of things cease to be your primary criterion in valuation, you'll grow up into a young person who can maybe take your priveleges and do something with them outside of your limited coterie.

Perhaps being where I am I fail to see the "equality" of your friends ironic t-shirt and some black comedian's jokes about honkeys or whatever--as far as I can tell, it's generally white people who have the positions of authority and privilege to back up their "jokes" with the threat of prejudicial oppression. You're correct in a strict, ideal sense that all racial jokes are racist--or equally somehow not-racist-if-ironical. But it's naive to pretend that the power behind the words isn't far different. I'm willing to bet you wouldn't take your "rad party" to Bed-Stuy or Harlem, no? That'd be one instance where your privilege to make these kind of fun jokes wouldn't get you very far.

I.M. (I.M.), Sunday, 4 September 2005 06:13 (nineteen years ago)

uh guys there's no way "jamie" is real

s1ocki (slutsky), Sunday, 4 September 2005 06:20 (nineteen years ago)

Sounds like the kids may have taken the republican cooption of the language of equality and the civil rights movement to heart. Ignore the practical reality of hundres of years of "imbalance". I'm being schooled on racism by a Williamsburg 19-year old who voted for George Bush.


You're right, s1ocki. Can't be real. But why would a freeper bother with ILM?

I.M. (I.M.), Sunday, 4 September 2005 06:24 (nineteen years ago)

I wonder if Grampa Reagan is a chic figure amongst the hip young set. Like, ironically-but-not. I mean, he's so "the 80s," right?

I.M. (I.M.), Sunday, 4 September 2005 06:28 (nineteen years ago)

uh guys there's no way "jamie" is real

True, but as Eve whatshername posted here, one never knows.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 4 September 2005 06:39 (nineteen years ago)

There has been discrimination but most whites especially since Martin Luther King Jr. (he was a great guy by the way)

s1ocki otm!

amon (eman), Sunday, 4 September 2005 06:49 (nineteen years ago)

hi guys (and an unusually intemperate ned raggett wtf), please don't confuse this usually fun party with the people who are trying to make A Point of it, just saying

Nick Sylvester, Sunday, 4 September 2005 07:02 (nineteen years ago)

hey now, just a bit of fun

gear (gear), Sunday, 4 September 2005 07:10 (nineteen years ago)

fine, nick, but why does there have to be "A Point" to a fun regular party, anyway? And for christ's sake, why THIS point, which is just begging for controversy?

donut Get Behind Me Carbon Dioxide (donut), Sunday, 4 September 2005 07:39 (nineteen years ago)

I wouldn't be surprised if Jamie was real. I've heard similar shit from hipsters before. Around here, they're all terrified to go to the club district because black people are scareeeee, black people are the cause of all crime, etc. It's pathetic.

milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Sunday, 4 September 2005 14:44 (nineteen years ago)

JAMIE IS NOT REAL.

s1ocki (slutsky), Sunday, 4 September 2005 15:16 (nineteen years ago)

donut clearly not disagreeing w/you guy, no point necc. this is just what happens when a someone throws a tape recorder in your face: suddenly a suggestive and misspelled catchphrase becomes more than that, and you're stuck accounting for politics that you're not committed too or don't even exist. he got griff'd.

NIck Sylvester, Sunday, 4 September 2005 15:41 (nineteen years ago)

Someone stuck a flyer in front of him, and he had to put a black woman's ass on it, and after that he was stuck with that? Someone brought a bucket of fried chicken and he let them in free, and after that he had to make it a policy so as to be fair to everyone?

I'm sorry, but bullshit. This guy knows how all this would look to people in parts of Brooklyn other than Williamsburg, parts he wouldn't take his schtick to. Not even to mention the liberal whites who've "can't be helped" because they don't get it.

He played with fire because he knew it was fire, and he knew it would burn, and he knew he could get away with it in his safe little micro-world. Not even spoilt Williamsburg trust funders could be so naive to think it was "just fun".

I.M. (I.M.), Sunday, 4 September 2005 16:42 (nineteen years ago)

Well, clearly I think the solution is to bring watermelon to the party, and see if you get let in free or not...

..and if not, go..

http://shopping.yahoo.com/video/images/muze/vhs/sm/02/106002.jpg MELON CRAZY!!!!!

donut Get Behind Me Carbon Dioxide (donut), Sunday, 4 September 2005 16:55 (nineteen years ago)

Gallagher is the new ironic racial unifier, y'know.

donut Get Behind Me Carbon Dioxide (donut), Sunday, 4 September 2005 16:56 (nineteen years ago)

Nick, it's like being stuck a tape recorder in one's face and repeating the same sarcastic comment over and over again. had the party been called "Kill Whitie" just once, fine (I say very reluctantly.) But this is the consistent name of the party, afaik. There is a consistent theme here. I obviously can't confirm if the bucket of fried chicken thing was a one-off too. If it was a one-off JOKE made about free entrance, and it wasn't really true, then fine.. but unless someone can say so, I'm not finding any angle to which to defend Kill Whitie.

donut Get Behind Me Carbon Dioxide (donut), Sunday, 4 September 2005 17:00 (nineteen years ago)

Man, fuck watermelon and fried chicken. I'm trying to get in free with a vial of crack. No, wait! Wearing coarse burlap and chains. Yeah...

Austin Still (Austin, Still), Sunday, 4 September 2005 17:16 (nineteen years ago)

I was hoping that a "Kill Whitie" [sic to avoid upsetting the Ford or Herzog families] party, in the interests of goofing on/mocking "whiteness" and/or "killing the whiteness within," would perpetrate an atmosphere of pseudo-whimsical irony-drenched "look how white we are" couture, with everyone dressed in DMB shirts or hockey jerseys and wearing horn-rims and getting free admission with a family-size jar of Hellman's or something. That'd make more sense, at least. Buncha pasty dudes dancing to ghetto bass would be a more provocative statement if they were all self-consciously Comedic Ultra-White.

disco violence (disco violence), Sunday, 4 September 2005 20:14 (nineteen years ago)

And maybe if it was called "Ill Whitie" instead, and also maybe if what passes for a counterculture in this nightmarish shit-tornado of a decade wasn't the most superficial bunch of vapid snotnoses since the first trust-fund hippie drove to Woodstock in an Alfa Romeo spider.

disco violence (disco violence), Sunday, 4 September 2005 20:16 (nineteen years ago)

williamsburgers be very defensive, yo!

Eisbär (llamasfur), Sunday, 4 September 2005 21:57 (nineteen years ago)

and as much as i mock williamsburg, i almost think that this jamie fellow MUST be a put-on. that, or vice is much more pernicious than i thought.

Eisbär (llamasfur), Sunday, 4 September 2005 22:49 (nineteen years ago)

agree with disco violence. its curious too, that they didn't take that route.

Susan Douglas (Susan Douglas), Monday, 5 September 2005 23:35 (nineteen years ago)

Is "jamie" interviewing for an internship at Vice?

Fushigina Blobby: Blobania no Kiki (ex machina), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 00:16 (nineteen years ago)

Katrina is no match for
http://www.themediadrome.com/Images/food/kfc_bucket.gif

Legroom at the Vista (Bent Over at the Arclight), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 01:21 (nineteen years ago)

K.F.C. = Katrina Flooded Cities

Austin Still (Austin, Still), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 01:23 (nineteen years ago)

A report from last week's Kill Whitie:
http://www.livejournal.com/community/debunkingwhite/243708.html

"...In a discussion with one of the owners we got the following clever quotes: 'I think at first there was a little bit of (doing it for shock value), but now there's some backtracking..well what does it all mean...but it was initially (for shock value)...The whole idea of color never crossed my mind...Nobody wants to get rid of their whiteness, that would be stupid...It's just about busting balls.'

...After reaching an impasse with one of the women who ran the party we asked if Tha Pumpsta could come out. He came out smug and cocky and upon being challenged by one of the women about the bucket of chicken = free entrance offer he asked her whether she'd actually been to one of his parties. She said no. He said "Well come in and dance." Another woman said she wasn't certain it was the kind of place where she would want to dance as the whole thing seemed racist. He then turned his back called another woman of color who was standing out there and told her to "Come dance with the racist", she dutifully followed, and that was that with him..."

Jay Smooth (jsmooth995), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 18:24 (nineteen years ago)

He quoted the Severed Heads album title incorrectly.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 18:33 (nineteen years ago)

Confounded (Confounded), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 19:51 (nineteen years ago)

Why the fuck can't I find a jpeg of Chris Rock pumping up the Nikey Turkey?

Whiney G. Weingarten (whineyg), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 20:13 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.remarkablebooking.com/pictures/turnsback.jpeg

amon (eman), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 21:28 (nineteen years ago)

Jay Smooth, I kiss you.

I advise everyone to click on the link and read the full LJ entry. It's far more telling than the already telling quotes above here.

He quoted the Severed Heads album title incorrectly.

Bless you, Ned. I hope Dan S., Dan P., and the Aus Pausse caught that, at the very least.

"GUILT.. TEE HEE!"

donut Get Behind Me Carbon Dioxide (donut), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 22:34 (nineteen years ago)

Obviously, I salute the people who went there with Jay as well. They are my heroes.

donut Get Behind Me Carbon Dioxide (donut), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 22:35 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.villagevoice.com/blogs/riffraff/archives/2005/09/riff_raff_kills.php

but..., Wednesday, 7 September 2005 22:51 (nineteen years ago)

OK, a digression, but...

JP: Honestly, the core people who have been coming to Kill Whitie have been coming for four years. I've known a lot them from Atlanta, that's just the music they listen to. It's about dancing and it's a very sincere thing. People come to Kill Whitie ready to dance, and they're so amazed at how many people are actually dancing in a city where nobody dances, where you can't dance.

I was in New York last summer.. I barely did anything that qualifies as "adventurous" for an NYC visit yet I easily found myself at three dance parties with almost zero effort (thanks to Dan S., Andy B., Aaron W., Phil-2, stence, lauren, DDB, and many others.) Didn't have to wear any t-shirts that ironically said "WIGGA", "JUNGLE", or "SEGREGATION" either (is that what Pumpsta's t-shirt above says?)

"a city where nobody dances"

donut Get Behind Me Carbon Dioxide (donut), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 23:00 (nineteen years ago)

Ah, he spelled it wrong. Pity.

(With all due respect Nick, while it's good to have a succinct piece that gets their side of the story.. I'm still looking for the elusive objective take on all of this. Jay's comes the closest since he and friends were actually there. I've met Jay, and I'm quite confident he wouldn't lie about shit like that.)

donut Get Behind Me Carbon Dioxide (donut), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 23:02 (nineteen years ago)

good to see village voice is now "fair and balanced"

++, Wednesday, 7 September 2005 23:05 (nineteen years ago)

Granted, I'm all about SERGEGATION:

http://www.dervala.net/images/serge14.jpg

donut Get Behind Me Carbon Dioxide (donut), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 23:05 (nineteen years ago)

SEGREGGAETON

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 23:06 (nineteen years ago)

i approve the new direction this thread has taken

Susan Douglas (Susan Douglas), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 23:25 (nineteen years ago)

------------------
Words from Tha Pumpsta:

So all this shit about the media manifesting its own destiny is the truth. Even this country's 'liberal' media sources destroy what is good and pure. Kill Whitie's five year history has brought together people and encouraged a forum of dance through Kill Whitie's vestment in Manhattan & Brooklyn's diverse communities.

What Kill Whitie will not accept is the bullshit lies set forth in the recent Washington Post article. This fictional story has been reprinted on countless websites across the world and has perpetrated racist threats directed at the party's founders and promoters.

The Washington Post assumed the role of labeling what is 'white' music and what is 'black' music. This presumptuous attitude is dividing a culture that more than anything needs to be united. The republikan party is in power because they can agree on simple issues. The rest of us are busy fighting each other.

I put asses on my flyers because I grew up in Atlanta during freaknik. Unfortunate or fortunate, I associate booty music with asses. I offered free admission to ONE of my parties because it was the debut of "BITCH, I order my chicken fried". I often collaborate with individuals (black & white) to throw chicken frys at Kill Whitie. I am southern; I grew up on fried chicken. My intentions are not racist, vulgar, or insincere.

I wish that I could personally respond to everyone's questions. I am not a rich white kid. I grew up in west Cobb County, Georgia and have been working to support my family and myself since I was 14. I do not need your sympathy; I am simply trying to set the record straight. My first car was a 1987 Ford Tempo Sport. I saved money by working at Baskin & Robin's to pay for the car and the 12 inch subwoofers I had installed in the trunk.

I encourage the world to visit Kill Whitie before passing judgment. Kill Whitie has always brought people together. All the people that know Kill Whitie, I thank you so much for your love and support, especially those that were there since it began at the Stinger Club. Kill Whitie is my love; no one can take that from me. We have a lot to fight for. This has been an exhausting week and all the hate mail I have received only confirms my fears that racism is alive and well in this country. Look at what is happening in New Orleans (One of the greatest cities in the world). We must assume responsibility and fight for unification, life and liberty.

People ask me what do you mean by kill whitie, I can only refer to the words of Alfred Stieglitz: "If the artist could describe in words what he does, then he would never have created it."

-Jeremy Parker (Tha Pumpsta)

amon (eman), Wednesday, 7 September 2005 23:35 (nineteen years ago)

"I am not a rich white kid. I grew up in west Cobb County, Georgia."

The median income for a household in the county is $58,289, and the median income for a family is $67,649. Males have a median income of $45,362 versus $33,453 for females.

The racial makeup of the county is 72.40% White, 18.80% Black or African American, 0.26% Native American, 3.06% Asian, 0.04% Pacific Islander, 3.58% from other races, and 1.87% from two or more races.

++, Wednesday, 7 September 2005 23:40 (nineteen years ago)

If everything about the "awesome" party were the same, but it were called "Kill Darkie," would anyone still defend it?

I.M. (I.M.), Thursday, 8 September 2005 00:06 (nineteen years ago)

I offered free admission to ONE of my parties because it was the debut of "BITCH, I order my chicken fried". I often collaborate with individuals (black & white) to throw chicken frys at Kill Whitie. I am southern; I grew up on fried chicken. My intentions are not racist, vulgar, or insincere.

"I offered free admission to ONE of my parties because it was the debut of "MAMMY!". I often collaborate with individuals of all races who work in circuses and who embrace goth culture, so we are often in blackface at "I-chRONIC". I am a goth! I always wear blackface. My intentions are not racist, vulgar, or insincere."

donut Get Behind Me Carbon Dioxide (donut), Thursday, 8 September 2005 01:00 (nineteen years ago)

"a city where nobody dances"

you did luck out...it's really hard to throw/find a good dance party in nyc.


Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Thursday, 8 September 2005 01:05 (nineteen years ago)

I put asses on my flyers because I grew up in Atlanta during freaknik.
...

Candicissima (candicissima), Thursday, 8 September 2005 01:09 (nineteen years ago)

you did luck out...it's really hard to throw/find a good dance party in nyc.

Seriously? Well, I take that back then.

I got majorly screwed by MTA almost the entire time though, but got really lucky with dance parties.. so karma, yin, yang, etc.

donut Get Behind Me Carbon Dioxide (donut), Thursday, 8 September 2005 01:17 (nineteen years ago)

my new policy...hang out, even date, people with cars.

Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Thursday, 8 September 2005 01:28 (nineteen years ago)

I'm wondering if this would seem more innocent if this Pumpsta was more of a jovial fellow and didn't sneer in pictures and look like a total tool. Also, what's up with Pumpsta? My closest guess is:
"retro" sneaker reference + tendency to add "-ster" to everything post-napster + "street" version with -sta. Or it's a clever "gangsta" reference! That'd be cool too, because damn it's cool to be a gangsta.

Did I mention he looks like a tool? Seriously, he looks like some kid who used to shove me in gym class in middle school.

mike h. (mike h.), Thursday, 8 September 2005 01:37 (nineteen years ago)

"If the artist could describe in words what he does, then he would never have created it."

'Kill' and 'Whitie' are words (well, 'kill' is...).

polyphonic (polyphonic), Thursday, 8 September 2005 01:44 (nineteen years ago)

Mike H OTM. He comes across as a smug insincere fucktard that's hard to even give the benefit of the doubt. Too bad since his new tactic is "I'm just doing it cause I love it, maaaaan!" and using his minority women friends as springboard props.

Candicissima (candicissima), Thursday, 8 September 2005 01:49 (nineteen years ago)

Candicissima already quoted the line I was going to single out from that rant. El doofo, that one.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 8 September 2005 02:06 (nineteen years ago)

best bit from the riffraff article:

SF: It's ridiculous that people don't have anything better to do than to sit on the computer and blog Kill Whitie.

RR: ...

haitch wolf gave me haitch (haitch), Thursday, 8 September 2005 02:51 (nineteen years ago)

I put asses on my flyers because I (once went to) Atlanta during freaknik.

Hurting (Hurting), Thursday, 8 September 2005 02:58 (nineteen years ago)

i don't think Alfred Stieglitz would have climbed onboard the kill whitie bandwagon

gear (gear), Friday, 9 September 2005 18:50 (nineteen years ago)

"Mike H OTM. He comes across as a smug insincere fucktard that's hard to even give the benefit of the doubt. Too bad since his new tactic is "I'm just doing it cause I love it, maaaaan!" and using his minority women friends as springboard props."

Gee, do you think maybe he's coming across as a "smug insincere fucktard" because he just spent a week defending obviously false racist charges aimed at both himself and his party?

Also, suggesting he is "using his minority women friends as springboard props" is a ridiculous charge. You're suggesting that white people are only friends with black people for reasons of exploitation and black culture credibility.

I originally took offense at this party, the fried chicken gimmick, and the WP article quotes, and posted as such. Now that I have all the information, it's clear the only thing to find offensive is the people who are still bothering to try to label this guy a racist.

The smear still being lauched at this guy and his party on this thread rings like some neo-con morality police bullshit and it's sickening.

jsoulja (jsoulja), Friday, 9 September 2005 19:31 (nineteen years ago)

The smear still being lauched at this guy and his party on this thread rings like some neo-con morality police bullshit and it's sickening

YEAH! KILL WHITIE!

CHICKENHEADS, Friday, 9 September 2005 19:39 (nineteen years ago)

my new policy...hang out, even date, people with cars that go boom

pappawheelie II, Friday, 9 September 2005 19:42 (nineteen years ago)

http://homepage.mac.com/jholbo/homepage/pages/blog/blogpics/orient/darkie1.jpg

The Darkie's Dream, Friday, 9 September 2005 19:48 (nineteen years ago)

maybe this was klostrophobic of me, but i didn't think there's much of a definitive take to be had here. this party IS problematic, i think i made that clear at least, and the backtracking politics (which is at the heart of the entry) is pretty obvious (esp w/jay smooth cosign).

but to use miccio's logic w/r/t yyt's "wait", criticize at your own self-revealing risk. maybe the guy just really likes fried chicken. i mean i fucking love fried chicken. i like po boys too. i'm not sure that's how tha pumpsta means it, but it's sorta shitty to racebait kneejerk like this, because in practice things are more nuanced, less (ha) black and white.

Nick Sylvester, Friday, 9 September 2005 20:29 (nineteen years ago)

Even this country's 'liberal' media sources destroy what is good and pure.

new tshirt! new tshirt! somebody get Neighborhoodies on the phone!


The Washington Post assumed the role of labeling what is 'white' music and what is 'black' music

.....

kingfish superman ice cream (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 9 September 2005 20:45 (nineteen years ago)

Nick, thank you, btw, for your insight. I may not agree with all of it, but -- along with Jay -- you're another objective voice here. I admit I didn't immediately catch where you nicked (no pun intended) that the party was problematic, though... Granted, I didn't read the article more than once.

Another thing you said about the shittiness of "racebait kneejerk"-ing.. are you still referring to The Pumpsta in that context? Or the detractors in this thread? Or both?

donut Get Behind Me Carbon Dioxide (donut), Friday, 9 September 2005 21:02 (nineteen years ago)

obviously false racist charges

I would tend to disagree.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 9 September 2005 21:29 (nineteen years ago)

"I encourage the world to visit Kill Whitie before passing judgment. Kill Whitie has always brought [white] people together"

Whiney G. Weingarten (whineyg), Friday, 9 September 2005 21:47 (nineteen years ago)

Well, Ned, if you equate...

racist = ignorant

ignorant = idiot

racist = idiot

...then I see your point.

This guy's not a "I hate black people" racist, though. He's just an idiot who doesn't realize that his poor attempts at humor and irony come off as racist and offensive to many people. And I think, despite the free publicity angle, he's been paying for it recently.

jsoulja (jsoulja), Friday, 9 September 2005 21:54 (nineteen years ago)

I wouldn't be caught dead at one of these parties.

Other events I don't feel impelled to travel across the country to attend prior to passing judgment: Republican National Conventions, Klan rallies, R. Kelly concerts... (not that any of these are necessarily analogous to Kill Whitey dance parties, just examples to illustrate one does not have to jump off a cliff to verify that it isn't a good idea).

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 9 September 2005 22:00 (nineteen years ago)

Gee, do you think maybe he's coming across as a "smug insincere fucktard" because he just spent a week defending obviously false racist charges aimed at both himself and his party?

Also, suggesting he is "using his minority women friends as springboard props" is a ridiculous charge. You're suggesting that white people are only friends with black people for reasons of exploitation and black culture credibility.

...his guy's not a "I hate black people" racist, though. He's just an idiot who doesn't realize that his poor attempts at humor and irony come off as racist and offensive to many people.

You know, Jsoulja, the one thing I haven't called the guy is a racist because it would be too easy really. The guy is a smug insincere fucktard because he's off feeling the flames of public opinion/disapproval on his ass since he bared is so thoroughly and his defense is "it's a joke!"/"I've got a race pass, I can do what I want." I don't really care if the NAACP is co-sponsoring his party and holding bake sales there when the flyers promise free entry with a bucket of chicken and their promotional tools is to use disembodied black body parts/symbolism to indicate that they are promising a good old crunk time without the "hassle" of "agressive" black people there to "spoil" the fun. He is using his friends as a springboard prop to say "they agree and are helping, so it's okay." Yet it's not okay. Even if the party was 99.9% black except for Tha Pumpsta, it would not be not okay because fuck it, the bottom line is that there really has to be some form of creativity besides "big black ass here (well not really), come get loose!" in 2005. People like Tha Pumpsta are almost worse than the hooded types because their racism and prejudice is so coded that you really must be just be a killjoy if you don't "get" their humor. The fact that he is so obstinant and unrepentant in his loathsomeness makes me want to crawl on Bedford Avenue naked rather than give a dime to support him, that party, or that venue.

Candicissima (candicissima), Saturday, 10 September 2005 00:21 (nineteen years ago)

also the "philosophy" and marketing in itself precludes there being a significant black presence at the party, or at least takes for granted that there won't be. Whether or not Tha Pumpsta's booty love and background is authentic, his 'message' is being processed in predictably racist ways by at least some of his own partygoers. If 'CocoRosie' got the message that it's a "safe place to dance in a black-free environment" without giving it much thought(i hope) why would he be so nonplussed that more ostensibly objective observers would construe it that way? And if he can't be bothered to clear it up at this point for fear of ruining the 'joke', fuck him anyway.

tremendoid (tremendoid), Saturday, 10 September 2005 00:38 (nineteen years ago)

I just want to say that Candicissima is really cool.

polyphonic (polyphonic), Saturday, 10 September 2005 02:15 (nineteen years ago)

except candicissima doesn't realize that dismembered black body parts or whatever the fuck (s)he thinks (s)he's talking about is not black iconography so much as club iconography, really now. sorry c, it's really much more complex than you want it to be. please stop being so irate. tremendoid, please don't quote things that weren't actually said ok thx.

Nick Sylvester, Saturday, 10 September 2005 05:48 (nineteen years ago)

ok putting in all the qualifiers would have been too much typing for a drunk, and still is, though my spelling is impeccable as always. sit on that. but if that wasn't what she "said" give me the innocuous alternative that negates my premise.

tremendoid (tremendoid), Saturday, 10 September 2005 06:15 (nineteen years ago)

except candicissima doesn't realize that dismembered black body parts or whatever the fuck (s)he thinks (s)he's talking about is not black iconography so much as club iconography, really now. sorry c, it's really much more complex than you want it to be. please stop being so irate.

OK, I call bullshit, Nick. Sorry. I've seen flyers for ghetto-tech/DJ assult type stuff. I remember flyers back in the day for Miami Bass.. and also late 80s L.A. techno/scratching... yes, disembodied asses have always been a constant symbol of club iconography. But black asses were never exclusive and still are not exclusive to ANY of these, except Kill Whitie, and a lot of purposely lewd hip hop/club promoted by and for predominantly black audiences. In more shocking news, latin based bootie club nights feature a lot of *gasp* disembodied latina asses. It sounds like you're trying to make this more complex than it really is, Nick.

donut Get Behind Me Carbon Dioxide (donut), Saturday, 10 September 2005 06:29 (nineteen years ago)

nick you were always a shitty unfunny writer but this really looks like its gonna be your watergate

SHAWN D, Saturday, 10 September 2005 06:31 (nineteen years ago)

Bianca Casady, a multiply-pierced woman with a scalp divided between long dark hair and a buzz cut, grabs her female friend by the hips and shakes her like a blender. She steps outside, catches some fresh air and talks about the party.

"It's about being nasty, people come to grind on each other," said Casady, 23. "It's like friends being sexual with each other."

Casady was raised in Santa Barbara, Calif., but quickly notes her worldliness by listing the cities where she has lived along the trail to Brooklyn. A regular Kill Whitie partygoer, she tried the conventional (that is, non-hipster) hip-hop clubs but found the men "really hard-core." In this vastly whiter scene, Casady said that "it's a safe environment to be freaky."

dude look at the quotes. what you think she says is the effect of what's betwixt. how do i know? i do the same exact shit. it's not journalism, but i never act like what i do is. this article is all about michelle garcia exposing extremely strawmanned racism. and you bought into it, like most every other fucking clown on the internet anxious to Make A Point about something, Anything, hook/line/etc.

because the other parties cassidy is talking about are scary. lots of really junky dudes, many of them bridge n tunnel, raging drunk, big muscles, anxious to fuck. that's what she meant by hardcore. it has nothing to do with clubs being predominantly black, which last time i checked, there might be like 3 or 4 clubs like that in manhattan. these parties have hefty covers, expensive drinks, and call it ageism, but people over 40 wearing party shirts and swinging around freak me the fuck out. if i was a girl just looking to dance to hip-hop music, it's a variable i wouldn't want to deal with.

which brings me all the way back to this being not a black vs. white thing so much as a young vs. old thing. but who wants to talk about that.

xpost: donut please, black asses aren't exclusive to kill whitie either.

xpost: shawn d please, i spent 500 words on this out of the 5000 i wrote this week, this isn't gonna be anybody's watergate, not even yours (the d's for deepthroat, right; suck a dick)

Nick Sylvester, Saturday, 10 September 2005 06:43 (nineteen years ago)

btw the "these" of "these parties" is not the so-called black parties, just the bigger club parties on the island

Nick Sylvester, Saturday, 10 September 2005 06:45 (nineteen years ago)

Okay Nick, who's the one trying to simplify it more than it is? I never said that body parts were exclusively black iconography, so maybe you ought to try reading instead of being so typically smart-assed. And if you think that hip hop parties are exclusively bridge and tunnel Crobar type deals as well as the outrage over Kill Whitie being some generation gap, then you obviously more than usual have no fucking clue what you're talking about, you asinine fucking hack. And I'm actually not irate at all, just amazed that people like you who should have half a brain can be so utterly stupid.

Candicissima (candicissima), Saturday, 10 September 2005 07:54 (nineteen years ago)

you obviously more than usual have no fucking clue what you're talking about, you asinine fucking hack.

you obviously more than usual have no fucking clue what you're talking about, you asinine fucking hack.

you obviously more than usual have no fucking clue what you're talking about, you asinine fucking hack.

you obviously more than usual have no fucking clue what you're talking about, you asinine fucking hack.

SD, Saturday, 10 September 2005 07:57 (nineteen years ago)

because the other parties cassidy is talking about are scary. lots of really junky dudes, many of them bridge n tunnel, raging drunk, big muscles, anxious to fuck. that's what she meant by hardcore. it has nothing to do with clubs being predominantly black, which last time i checked, there might be like 3 or 4 clubs like that in manhattan. these parties have hefty covers, expensive drinks, and call it ageism, but people over 40 wearing party shirts and swinging around freak me the fuck out. if i was a girl just looking to dance to hip-hop music, it's a variable i wouldn't want to deal with.

which brings me all the way back to this being not a black vs. white thing so much as a young vs. old thing. but who wants to talk about that.

I'm not shedding a tear nor really caring to defend the WaPo writers, mind you. I'm just wondering why Pumpsta thought his consistent theme is a good idea to keep consistent. While I'd cringe, I could deal with "Kill Whitie" and all it entails being a one-off, minus the free-entrance-with-fried-chicken thing and similar. But to keep it consistent, and to have people adorned in Wham! video takes on ironic words associated with racial guilt is not only an uncomfortable concept to me, but also really fucking weird the more I think about it...

xpost: donut please, black asses aren't exclusive to kill whitie either.

I've never seen the entire oeuvre of the Kill Whitie flyer collection, sadly, so I apologize if I assumed they were predominantly black asses. Given the name of his event is called "Kill Whitie", I ASS-U-ME'd. (Nyuk nyuk nyuk.)

I guess my point is.. can't he just phase the theme out? I don't doubt the success of his parties, but I doubt they'd require the theme to succeed. I don't think anyone here is defending the theme; they're defending Da Pumpsta. Now, unless I'm blind to NYC cabaret law politics, and Bloomberg gives grants to dance clubs that promote shocking and titillating feelings about racial guilt as "art statements" or something, I don't see a fucking reason for "Kill Whitie", but I have nothing against dance parties with asses on the promo flyers thrown by Da Pumpsta. Just kill the "Kill Whitie" part.

donut Get Behind Me Carbon Dioxide (donut), Saturday, 10 September 2005 08:27 (nineteen years ago)

(the d's for deepthroat, right; suck a dick)

What an amazingly intelligent retort.

polyphonic (polyphonic), Saturday, 10 September 2005 16:25 (nineteen years ago)

as someone who has been branded a racist in the past for just having a shaved head, i tend to avoid throwing that term around lightly, if ever.

i'm more interested in simply pointing out that reading anything Tha Pumpsta says is like watching someone who can't punch their way out of a wet paper bag. And at least bad stand-up comics refrain from saying shit like "if you don't see it's funny, I can't help you." When they bomb, the audience lets them know and they have to eat it.

this is also a good point that got lost in the mire:

ha, even if this shit isn't racist, it's classist. keep it hipster and safe and fake and distanced and as a "commentary", y'all, stay away from the real people at ground level, because then you wouldn't be special "performance artists", you'd be just like everyone else.

-- gear (speed.to.roa...), September 1st, 2005 6:03 PM.

If you scratch beyond their art-school shock tactic veneer, you find it's just a smokescreen, and what's being covered up (lack of talent, substance, etc.) is worth being discussed. and maybe even that young vs. old thing, if only to get Nick S. to stfu.

amon (eman), Saturday, 10 September 2005 16:29 (nineteen years ago)

OTM

at best, assuming Tha Pumpsta is as 'down from day 1' and sincere as he says he is, he's still catering to retards who can't just get to down to the fucking music without feeling superior and distanced and he knows it, knew it before the first party began.

tremendoid (tremendoid), Saturday, 10 September 2005 16:38 (nineteen years ago)

whoa, it's been two days and no one has posted an ironic .GIF of a fried chicken bucket.

oh noes, the thread is dying!

1337 dood3z (1337 dood3z), Monday, 12 September 2005 11:44 (nineteen years ago)

nick you were always a shitty unfunny writer but this really looks like its gonna be your watergate

WHAT DID NICK KNOW AND WHEN DID HE KNOW IT?

A|ex P@reene (Pareene), Monday, 12 September 2005 11:54 (nineteen years ago)


ihttp://www.authentichistory.com/images/1970s/watergate/watergate_puzzle.jpg

i know it's not funny, just trying to learn how to post pictures like the other trolls.

1337 dood3z (1337 dood3z), Tuesday, 13 September 2005 00:09 (nineteen years ago)


heh.. still no dice..

1337 dood3z (1337 dood3z), Tuesday, 13 September 2005 00:10 (nineteen years ago)

The more I think about it, the more suburban this crap sounds.

mike h. (mike h.), Wednesday, 14 September 2005 14:10 (nineteen years ago)

two weeks pass...
Brainwashed weighs in with a particularly vitreolic rant.

(posted in a new thread cos i didn't see this one -- thanks ned.)

sean gramophone (Sean M), Sunday, 2 October 2005 20:03 (nineteen years ago)

I enjoyed that response. I do wish though that people would stop misusing the word 'nihilism' when they mean maybe something closer to 'materialism' or 'consumerism'.

moley, Sunday, 2 October 2005 20:23 (nineteen years ago)

That Brainwashed article sucked. The author read an article in the WaPo and took it 100% at face value without questioning, fact-checking, etc. I don't know much about Kill Whitey apart from what I've learned in this thread, but that was pretty lame. Also, taking a single Bianca Cassady quote out of context as a means of attacking her band is pretty low. I don't particularly like CocoRosie either, but this is sloppy, junior high school-level analysis.

polyphonic (polyphonic), Sunday, 2 October 2005 20:30 (nineteen years ago)

The author's recent Brainwashed review of the new Cocorosie disc suggests he has major issues with them as women. Laying into them like this from a site which big-ups the like of Death In June isn't so clever either.

Soukesian, Sunday, 2 October 2005 20:53 (nineteen years ago)

Fuck that Brainwashed guy who reviewed the CocoRosie LP...

DOUCHEBAG

igiveup, Monday, 3 October 2005 05:20 (nineteen years ago)

seven months pass...
ok this thread

and what (ooo), Friday, 2 June 2006 14:44 (nineteen years ago)

well, you know, spam, bucket of fried chicken, hand in hand, etc.

Is Kill Whitie still killing whities?

((((((DOPplur)))n)))u))))tttt (donut), Friday, 2 June 2006 14:49 (nineteen years ago)

it's not journalism, but i never act like what i do is.

fandango (fandango), Friday, 2 June 2006 14:51 (nineteen years ago)

nick you were always a shitty unfunny writer but this really looks like its gonna be your watergate
-- SHAWN D (ro...), September 10th, 2005 2:31 AM.

Pretty funny quote in retrospect.

deej.. (deej..), Friday, 2 June 2006 14:56 (nineteen years ago)

lol that was me

and what (ooo), Friday, 2 June 2006 14:57 (nineteen years ago)

one year passes...

http://www.savoystyle.com/whiteys_lindy_hoppers.html

and what, Thursday, 29 November 2007 18:39 (seventeen years ago)

eight months pass...

Kill Whitie party maven Tha Pumpsta holds it down in NYC this weekend to celebrate double LP release of Bass Black Treble White.

“The ultimate postmodern lothario” – CMJ

“11! It’s all good as long as you’re really stoned and/or drunk.“ – Vice

“I have to admit his presence is electric, as if The Doors’ Jim Morrison and 2 Live Crew’s Luther Campbell had merged into one body.” – Jason Tanz OPP: A Shadow History of Hip-Hop in White America (Bloomsbury Press)

Inspired by the Martin Luther King Jr. quote “I believe that a day will come when all God’s children from bass black to treble white will be significant on the constitution’s keyboard.” Tha Pumpsta aka Jeremy Parker’s second album Bass Black Treble White tackles the paradox of the seven sins (“treble white”) and seven virtues (“bass black”) represented by the fourteen tracks.

If you’re in the NYC area, join us this weekend for special performances by Tha Pumpsta and Living Days to celebrate the release of the 2XLP edition of Bass Black Treble White. One black vinyl representing the seven virtues and one white vinyl representing the seven sins. Then follow along to the after party featuring DJs Leb Laze, Stay High, Tha Pumpsta, Taka, and Elizabeth. Info below.

Tha Pumpsta Live:
Milk The Beef and Fanatic Presents:
Live performances from: Tha Pumpsta (LINK) and Living Days (LINK). Featuring DJs: Taka and Elizabeth.
Sat. August 23, 2008 from 7:00pm - 10:00pm. Login and RSVP at Facebook HERE.
Capricious Space, Brooklyn (LINK) (103 Broadway btw Bedford and Berry)
Celebrate the release of the limited edition 2XLP version of Bass Black Treble White.
JMZ to Hewes or L to Lormier. Walk south on Broadway to Hewes.

Milk The Beef and Fanatic Presents:
Celebrate the release of the limited edition 2XLP version of Bass Black Treble White.
Sat. August 23, 2008 from 10:00pm - 4:00am. Login and RSVP at Facebook HERE.
With DJs: Leb Laze, Stay High, Tha Pumpsta, DJ Taka, and Elizabeth.
Trophy Bar, Brooklyn (351 Broadway btw Keap and Rodney)
JMZ to Marcy. Walk south on Broadway or L to Bedford. Walk south ‘til Broadway.

More about Bass Black Treble White:
Hit singles from Bass Black Treble White include “Move It” which offers a sexy duo between Tha Pumpsta and newcomer Autumn as well as “Octopus Armed” (MP3), a gluttonous-grime New York track. In addition there is also “Breath” that has an unmistakable Nine Inch Nails feel, “Don Juan” has a Baltimore two-step sound. Of course being from the ATL, Tha Pumpsta’s Bass Black Treble White is undeniably durty south.

“Kill Whitie!” addresses the hype and true nature of the party Kill Whitie! which was made famous by the controversial Washington Post piece (LINK). The track tells the story of a party that began with “Dominicans, Puerto Ricans, and lesbians” crowding the doorless bathroom of the stinger club to do bad street cocaine. The album doesn’t limit itself to any particular single sound, this is evident in “Nothing” in which Tha Pumpsta takes a moment to unearth his sensitive gay ass over what might as well be a My Bloody Valentine track. From Bass Black Treble White, Tha Pumpsta don’t discriminate.

Tha Pumpsta works alongside a diverse collection of homies including Black Cracker best known with her production work with CocoRosie and Bunny Rabbit. Long time musical partner and friend Derierre aka Shannon Funchess who regularly tours with !!! and sings with TV On The Radio. Derierre also shares the stage with Tha Pumpsta who are both front men of the notorious live rock / booty party band Durty Nanas.

The enhanced audio CD includes Grant Worth’s music video “Freeky” (VIDEO) filmed at an abandoned insane asylum in upstate New York the day before Halloween 2006. Tha Pumpsta also contributed his brilliant editing skills by hacking an early 90’s marine commercial for the music video “Temple.” (VIDEO) The Limited edition two-disk vinyl consists of one black vinyl and one white vinyl in a clear gatefold.

Bass Black Treble White Tracklisting:
National Release Date: September 2nd, 2008


01. 1987
02. Move It
03. Sallie Mae
04. Octopus Armed (MP3) | (VIDEO)
05. Add
06. Temple (VIDEO)
07. Don Juan
08. Breath
09. Spesh
10. Kill Whitie!
11. Clapp
12. Whoop Revisited
13. Freeky (VIDEO)
14. Nothing

More about Tha Pumpsta:
“I am Tha Pumpsta. What that means precisely is debatable. I tend to believe that I am Tha Pumpsta because I, like most people from the durty durty live life a little ‘crunk’.

Currently I am working on a third album and a 12-inch release titled “Tha Charm” with the song ‘L-0-V-E (No Crying at The Disco)’ which will include remixes by Black Cracker featuring Shunda K of Yo! Majesty and others. I just released Bass Black Treble White with the amazing people at Milk The Beef Records! National re-release this Fall. In addition to an enhanced audio CD, there is also a limited edition two-piece vinyl. One black vinyl representing the seven virtues and one white vinyl representing the seven sins. It is available in select stores and on pumpsta.com. (buy from me, it’s cheaper!) The audio CD comes enhanced with the music videos “Freeky” (VIDEO) by Grant Worth as well as “Temple” (VIDEO) a re-edit of some nostalgic marines footage I made myself. Watch it online or better yet, buy the album!

Also under my belt is the first Pumpsta album titled Alphabitize The Nation! I understand “alphabitize” is misspelled, but it was too late and Photoshop doesn’t have spell check so “alphabetize” stuck. I have done all the design and layout for my work including the new “Peace and Pumpsta” oversized UNI-T. This is also available on pumpsta.com or in select fancy boutiques, once again buy from me it’s cheaper!

I have worked with a whole slew of kats including Avenue D, Black Cracker and Bunny Rabbit, Gio Black Peter, Will Lemon, Gustavo Andrade and Stephonik and of course the amazing Shannon Funchess aka Derrière of !!!, TV on The Radio and every other amazing band you’ve ever heard in your life. As well as lots and lots of others I am sure I am forgetting to mention.

I love life, people, and music... Besides the recorder, my first “real” instrument was the trumpet in middle school. I was your typical overweight nerd who knew every word to “Whoop There It Is” by Tag Team (there is a cover of it on Bass Black Treble White.)

For three years I played in a band called Durty Nanas. In a safety deposit box rests recordings that under the guidance of God will be released one day. But only when humanity is ready… LOVE ALWAYS!

On The Web:
www.pumpsta.com
www.myspace.com/thapumpsta
www.milkthebeef.com

Whiney G. Weingarten, Saturday, 23 August 2008 03:23 (sixteen years ago)

I was your typical overweight nerd who knew every word to “Whoop There It Is” by Tag Team

Whiney G. Weingarten, Saturday, 23 August 2008 03:24 (sixteen years ago)

intersting

PappaWheelie V, Saturday, 23 August 2008 04:04 (sixteen years ago)

one year passes...

you obviously more than usual have no fucking clue what you're talking about, you asinine fucking hack.
classic thread

velko, Thursday, 1 April 2010 18:05 (fifteen years ago)

and of course followed by, "And I'm actually not irate at all..."

richie aprile (rockapads), Thursday, 1 April 2010 18:07 (fifteen years ago)

six years pass...

The whole party sounds like this themed Columbia kids house party that my friend dragged me to. It was "Ghetto Fabulous" which apparently means a lot of track suits, headbands, and wife beaters. Some chick turned to me and was like "what do you think about this outfit? Authentic, right?"
And I beat her to death.

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