Paul Stanley banter single????

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Has any of yous come across this alleged 7"bottleg single of Paul Stanley's live banter? Does it really exist?

― peepee (peepee), Monday, 26 September 2005 15:28 (twenty years ago)

It exists, I gather, but I have yet to hear it. Which bugs me, as I must.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 26 September 2005 15:34 (twenty years ago)

I. MUST. HEAR. THIS!

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 26 September 2005 16:45 (twenty years ago)

oh my god, a famous person talking on stage. i gotta have this.

― richard wood johnson, Monday, 26 September 2005 17:10 (twenty years ago)

At least it's not a whole album of Elvis banter:

― Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Monday, 26 September 2005 17:19 (twenty years ago)

Yeah but I've always wanted to hear that.

"England loves you?"

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 26 September 2005 17:28 (twenty years ago)

oh my god, a famous person talking on stage. i gotta have this.

You're obviously unfamiliar with Paul Stanley's spectacularly idiotic stage banter.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 26 September 2005 18:40 (twenty years ago)

The real question here is how it compares to the Venom single.

― Keith C (lync0), Monday, 26 September 2005 18:59 (twenty years ago)

IT EXISTS, I HAVE HEARD IT, AND IT RULES.

It's fantastic. Having Fun With Stanley on Stage is something I have wanted my own copy of for years now, as a search through the ILX archives will attest. In fact, this is stupid; I'm going to email my friend Gravy and have her digitize the damned thing for me.

― J (Jay), Monday, 26 September 2005 19:04 (twenty years ago)

Of reference:

Ridiculous On-Stage, Between Song Banter

― J (Jay), Monday, 26 September 2005 19:10 (twenty years ago)

J, We all reallyreallyreally need to hear this!

― peepee (peepee), Monday, 26 September 2005 20:45 (twenty years ago)

(damn, I shoulda capitalized!)

― peepee (peepee), Monday, 26 September 2005 20:46 (twenty years ago)

I've actually heard an entire 90-minute tape comprised of NOTHING but Paul Stanley's stage "banter." Paul's voice is not only surprisingly high, but he has a noticeable lisp, which tends to undercut the badassitude of some of his comments. The other sad/hilarious thing about the tape is that it was apparently compiled chronologically, so that by the end of it he's saying things like, "Thith may not be the biggetht crowd we ever played to, but itth damn sure the loudetht! Yayeah!"

― VIscount Slim, Monday, 26 September 2005 21:06 (twenty years ago)

"I HEARD SOME OF YOU ALL LIKE TO DRINK... VODKA AND ORANGE JUICE!"

― Bryan Moore (Bryan Moore), Monday, 26 September 2005 21:23 (twenty years ago)

AHWWNGGG juice.

― Joseph McCombs (Joseph McCombs), Monday, 26 September 2005 21:26 (twenty years ago)

There are three or four volumes of Having Fun With Elvis On Stage now. Some Dutch bootleg label "reissued" the original, then started compiling sequels, a few years ago. At one point you could get 'em through Collectors' Choice Music, but I don't know if that's still the case and I never bothered.

― pdf (Phil Freeman), Monday, 26 September 2005 23:04 (twenty years ago)

I patiently await a YSI of Stanley's golden god smacktalk here.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 26 September 2005 23:13 (twenty years ago)

The infamous recording of Venom's onstage banter is great fun.

― a. begrand (a begrand), Tuesday, 27 September 2005 04:00 (twenty years ago)

I still want to hear "The Relaxation of the Asshole," Bob Pollard's own "Having Fun With..." I saw them live on their final tour, and if he tells anywhere near as many people to suck his dick on the album as he did in October, I'll be satisfied.

― owen moorhead (i heart daniel miller), Tuesday, 27 September 2005 04:08 (twenty years ago)

heard there was a Neil Young bootleg of nothing but stage banter out there. Jeff Tweedy mentioned it once in an interview.

― and if but, Tuesday, 27 September 2005 04:11 (twenty years ago)

Well, here's the graphic anyway...

― Bobby Peru (Bobby Peru), Thursday, 6 October 2005 22:44 (twenty years ago)

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

― peepee (peepee), Thursday, 6 October 2005 23:51 (twenty years ago)

I did the compilation CD for the fmu fundraiser of between song banter (which I was querying about on that old thread before I compiled it in March) -- I put some Paul stanley on there; confused about where he was in Pennsylvania. I don't think it's from that 7" though. Love to hear that one though - can trade for some other banter if interested.

― Brian Turner (btwfmu), Friday, 7 October 2005 01:59 (twenty years ago)

There's some funny Neil stuff from the Shocking Pinks tour where has some guy onstage between sets just giving weather, interviewing neil's roadies, photographers, audience members, and showing like rin tin tin movies. it's very surreal.

― Brian Turner (btwfmu), Friday, 7 October 2005 02:04 (twenty years ago)

three months pass...

Zarking fardwarks, I think I found it!! * HERE *

― Bobby Peru (Bobby Peru), Saturday, 4 February 2006 00:17 (nineteen years ago)

Jeezis - it's awesome.

― Bobby Peru (Bobby Peru), Saturday, 4 February 2006 00:20 (nineteen years ago)

Holy heck, Bobby, thank you for calling this to my attention, I must have missed this on Friday.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 6 February 2006 06:26 (nineteen years ago)

"Paul Stanley needs no introduction. Every fucking song at a Kiss live show, however, seems to need one, a completely inane overly-rehearsed one at that, and some mad genius out there has finally made a CD-length compilation of some of the gems in the Paul Stanley Crowd Interaction canon. My good friend Dave Viola, who’s been obsessed with Stanley’s on-stage patter for countless years, tipped me off to this one — he’s the one who pointed out to me that Stanley, in-between songs on-stage, sounds less like the frontman for an internationally known rock megaband than a shrill Christopher Street queen stuck outside a club at three in the morning, frantically searching on the wet pavement for the last few poppers that accidentally flew out of his hand onto the ground. The ZIP file below of 70 tracks’ worth of Stanley shenanigans has already been posted elsewhere on the web, but it’s good to get this kind of stuff as much exposure as possible." - Bret B. of http://postpunkjunk.com/

― Bobby Peru (Bobby Peru), Monday, 6 February 2006 06:34 (nineteen years ago)

This is AMAZING. I listened to the whole thing in one sitting on Friday. There's a subtlety in the artistry of the track sequencing... there are all sorts of layered callbacks, with the varying "Cold Gin" intros and the "we haven't played this one of this tour yet, Pittsburgh!"

The most amazing track has to be the "How many girls out there like to get LICKED?! And how many GUYS out there like to get licked?! You lick me, I'll lick you!" monologue.

Thanks, Bobby - almost always with this sort of thing, it's more fun to hear about it than to actually hear it, but this is just a solid masterpiece through and through.

― T/S: Pinks/Oki Dog/Scoobys/Tail o' the Pup (Bent Over at the Arclight), Monday, 6 February 2006 06:39 (nineteen years ago)

"ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLRIGHT...TORONTO!!!!! YOU FEEL GOOD??? Alright, then LISTEN!...you know we may be under clear blue SKIESTH but you know, it's getting a little...COOL OUT tonight, but that ain't gonna stop usth! Cause if we try hard enough we're gonna GET THIS PLAAAACE...I SAY WE GONNA GET THIS PLAAAACETH...HOTTER THAN HELLgaspgulp..."

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 6 February 2006 06:47 (nineteen years ago)

Fans of this splendid recording may also enjoy the last hour and a half of this release, in which the Mother Superior guys force Rollins to go to his first Kiss concert, and he falls in love with Paul's spiels, Gene's flying and The Cat's rendition of Beth, solo, to backing tape.

― kit brash (kit brash), Monday, 6 February 2006 13:20 (nineteen years ago)

This is possibly the most inane thing I have ever heard. Best part: clearly recorded off the soundboard, by professionals. Which leads me to the question - what did Stanley do to piss off the soundman at the Toronto arena so badly?

― pdf (Phil Freeman), Monday, 6 February 2006 15:37 (nineteen years ago)

Probably exist.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 6 February 2006 15:45 (nineteen years ago)

this is...it's just...wow.

IS THERE ANYBODY OUT THERE THAT LIKES TO GET HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGH!?!?!?!

― ZR (teenagequiet), Monday, 6 February 2006 16:16 (nineteen years ago)

One of many beautiful moments.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 6 February 2006 16:48 (nineteen years ago)

This is hardly just the Toronto show, there are lots of shows where this comes from.. this is a pissed off touring soundman, apparently. (That said, I admit to thinking the incidental musical bits sounded great!.. especially when pieced together a la the Venom dialogues.. like they were pre-Wire fragments or something)

― Dom iNut (donut), Monday, 6 February 2006 19:46 (nineteen years ago)

This is quite possibly the greatest thing ever.

― a. begrand (a begrand), Monday, 6 February 2006 20:58 (nineteen years ago)

Holy shit.

― Dan (Wow) Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 6 February 2006 21:01 (nineteen years ago)

Heheheh.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 6 February 2006 21:04 (nineteen years ago)

The musical stings! OMG

― Dan (He Needs A Lozenge) Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 6 February 2006 21:05 (nineteen years ago)

"My uzi of ooze"?!

― a. begrand (a begrand), Monday, 6 February 2006 21:13 (nineteen years ago)

Yes, that line is definitely...something.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 6 February 2006 21:14 (nineteen years ago)

May I offer Adam Woodrow's "The Love Theme From Kiss (Larger Than Life)" from Vermiform's Fear of Smell compilation:

I'm sitting here listening to Dynasty. I know that's not the album playing right now, but some people call that their disco album ... but their real fans know different. Not the kids who collect baseball cards and Kiss shit. I'm talking about those of us who hoped their parents would die in a car crash or something so they could be adopted. Maybe by Gene or Paul or Ace or Peter. I wanted to kill that little piece of shit Adam Rich: it said in Tiger Beat he was Gene's number one fan -- that was so fucking unfair. Just because he's a celebrity? Fuck him. I'm talking about losers from Queens and New Jersey and Long Island who defended Kiss when Van Halen was supposedly king. Kids who later dropped out of high school to work at their fathers' plumbing supply store. Cheesy chocolate milk moustaches and faded transfer t-shirts and work boots (unlaced of course). Girls with big asses and poofy hair and roach clip feather earrings who still wear leg warmers: these are true Kiss fans. Fans who would take the time to write into Creem or Rip to defend Paul. How dare they say Paul's a fag? Kiss is the greatest rock and roll band in the world. How could he be a fag, then, tell us. Kiss isn't a joke to look back on, they weren't a phase, they were the whole fucking world, they weren't an escape because they were my entire reality.

― Franklin Trench, Monday, 6 February 2006 21:54 (nineteen years ago)

sounds about right.

― having fun with stockholm cindy on stage (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 6 February 2006 22:12 (nineteen years ago)

The best part of the whole tape is a very subtle moment where he's like "you gotta help out if you know the words, and if you don't...wow." The utter disappointment in his voice when he considers the possibility that someone might not have memorized the lyrics to "I Want You" is truly awesome.

― juana, Monday, 6 February 2006 22:38 (nineteen years ago)

ALL RIGHT ALBUQUERQUE

― having fun with stockholm cindy on stage (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 6 February 2006 22:47 (nineteen years ago)

The best part of the whole tape is a very subtle moment where he's like "you gotta help out if you know the words, and if you don't...wow."

Actually, I think he's saying "why?" instead of "wow", which makes it even more incoherent, and therefore greater.

― Dom iNut (donut), Monday, 6 February 2006 22:48 (nineteen years ago)

"kiss army, raise your voices"

― having fun with stockholm cindy on stage (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 6 February 2006 22:49 (nineteen years ago)

omg track 29

― having fun with stockholm cindy on stage (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 6 February 2006 23:00 (nineteen years ago)

"we have meters"

― having fun with stockholm cindy on stage (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 6 February 2006 23:05 (nineteen years ago)

The best one is when the Portland audience boos Stanley's "WE JUST PLAYED LOOS ANGELEEES CALIFOOOONIA!"... and then Stanley's brilliant response.. the second time!

― Dom iNut (donut), Monday, 6 February 2006 23:26 (nineteen years ago)

SEVENTEEN HOURS REMAINING!??!?

― David R. (popshots75`), Monday, 6 February 2006 23:49 (nineteen years ago)

I think you mean "ALLRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT. SEVENTEEN HO-WAAAAHS REMAINING!"

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 6 February 2006 23:52 (nineteen years ago)

I like #68 where he asked everyone to raise their children in the air so he can see the future KISS army like they're big beach balls or something.

― darin (darin), Monday, 6 February 2006 23:52 (nineteen years ago)

And his political speech on #69... hoo boy.

― darin (darin), Monday, 6 February 2006 23:57 (nineteen years ago)

can someone ysi it?

it says it's going to take over 15 hours to DL from that site.

― Christopher Costello (CGC), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 00:31 (nineteen years ago)

Please ysi! I want to hear this soooo very badly.

― Matthew C Perpetua (inca), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 00:39 (nineteen years ago)

I blame Ned.

― My Psychic Friends Are Strangely Silent (Ex Leon), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 00:44 (nineteen years ago)

Such abuse.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 00:54 (nineteen years ago)

Boy, this is good stuff!

― Edward Bax (EdBax), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 01:37 (nineteen years ago)

Okay folks -- here's a YSI. Go nuts.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 02:31 (nineteen years ago)

You're a good man, Ned Raggett.

― Matthew C Perpetua (inca), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 03:04 (nineteen years ago)

It's been alleged.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 03:07 (nineteen years ago)

Wow! This is entertainment in its purist form! I'm selling my TV!

― peepee (peepee), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 03:36 (nineteen years ago)

this is honestly the funniest thing i've ever heard.
i was roffling in no time.

― Christopher Costello (CGC), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 04:50 (nineteen years ago)

"And I want you to know something...you are beautiful...take a look at yourselves!"

― Edward Bax (EdBax), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 13:01 (nineteen years ago)

Woh, the YSI expired!

― mark grout (mark grout), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 13:02 (nineteen years ago)

Indeed? Hmm, hold on, it'll take a bit but let me reupload.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 13:03 (nineteen years ago)

Don't on my behalf, I just got the link goin...

― mark grout (mark grout), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 13:05 (nineteen years ago)

Oh no worries, I've got the time and there's always plenty of reason to keep sharing this.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 13:06 (nineteen years ago)

This is so much better than the Venom single.

― Edward Bax (EdBax), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 13:29 (nineteen years ago)

Okay, new YSI.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 13:42 (nineteen years ago)

Holy Hell. Thank you.

― Tony Bleach (blackshoeswhitesocks), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 13:52 (nineteen years ago)

IS THIS OR IS THIS NOT THE ROCK 'N' ROLL CAPITAL OF VIRGINIA?!?!?!

― ZR (teenagequiet), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 14:25 (nineteen years ago)

"THIS SONG IS ALL ABOUT YOU" What a genius intro to Detroit Rock City...in Stockholm.
Thanks Bobby Peru.

― stu (stu), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 20:24 (nineteen years ago)

There's something so endearing about Stanley's long speeches about how this was his childhood dream, and how much he wants the audience to have a good time, since they're spending their hard-earned money... but it's also just so fucking funny.

― T/S: Pinks/Oki Dog/Scoobys/Tail o' the Pup (Bent Over at the Arclight), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 20:37 (nineteen years ago)

COLD GIN!

― Edward Bax (EdBax), Wednesday, 8 February 2006 12:40 (nineteen years ago)

In a way, this is the best promotional tool Kiss has had since the "Kiss Coffin" got all that press 10 years ago - ever since hearing this, all I've wanted to dig out was old Kiss songs. Kiss are back on my radar. They should officially release this.

― T/S: Pinks/Oki Dog/Scoobys/Tail o' the Pup (Bent Over at the Arclight), Wednesday, 8 February 2006 15:20 (nineteen years ago)

Actually, here's insanity for you -- yesterday was a bit slow at work and I had the tracks burned onto a disc, so...

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Paul Stanley – People, Let Me Get Something Off My Chest

1. ALLLLLLLLLL RIGHT...Toronto!
2. This is For All the Little GIRLS Out There!
3. Got Any People Tonight That Are HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGH?
4. I Know If We Get This Place Any HOTTER Tonight...
5. New York, LET ME HEAR YOUUUUU!
6. This One’s Called ‘Lover I Don’t Care!’
7. We’ve Only Played This One But Once On This Whole Tour!
8. I Don’t Think We’ve Played This One On the Tour!
9. How Many Girls Like to Get Licked? Guys? How Many of You GUYS Like to Get Licked?
10. We Haven’t Played This One in a Long Time
11. This One’s Called “War Machine”...“War Machine!”
12. You Gotta Help If You Know the Words...If You Don’t...Why?
13. PITTSBURGH...Can You Hear ME-uh!
14. How Many People Here Like the Taste of ALCOHOL?
15. You Deserve To Give Yourselves a Round of Applause LET’S GO!
16. COOL!
17. ALL RIGHT!
18. YEAH!
19. There Is One City In America That Took Us In – Opened Up Your Arms and Opened Up Your Legs To Us!
20. Man, That’s One of Those That Sounds Really Good
21. ‘Cowboy Feeder Now’ Comes Off An Album
22. Here’s a Little Something...
23. I Can’t Hear YOU!
24. I Don’t Think We Played This One on the Tour!
25. Louder! WANT SOME MORE?
26. Talkin’ About My Six-Shooter of Sex...Talkin’ About My UZI of OOZE
27. I Wanna Dedicate This Number To All the GIRLS And All the WOMEN Here Tonight
28. If You Wanna Drink Alcohol, Do NOT...DRINK...RYE!
29. THE SPIRIT OF ROCK AND ROLL DOYOUFEELIT?!
30. Is This...Or Is This Not...The Rock and Roll Capitol of VIRGINIA?
31. We Got Meters!...LOUDER!...LOUDER!
32. You Know What’s So Cool, Richmond! WE! ARE JUST! GETTING! STAAAARTED!
33. There Was a Band Here That KNEW We’d Be Nothing Without YOU!
34. I Wanna Dedicate This Song To ALL the Beautiful Girls in Sweden!
35. I...LOVE...glog.
36. I Don’t Know How to Say Many Things In Swedish
37. Can I Ask You a Little Question...DO YOU LOVE US?
38. SAN ANTOOOOOOOnio
39. My Goodness! Oh My GOOODness! We’re Gonna Have to Call Out the DOCTOR!
40. I Know This Isn’t the DAIRY State...But You Grow ‘Em BIG Here
41. It Only Feels Good RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE
42. It’s Coming REAL Fast!
43. You Don’t BULLSHIT And You Want the REEEAL Deal
44. Last Night We Played Los Angeles...Hey I Don’t BLAME You People
45. The Last Show We Did...Los Angeles, California...It’s All Right, It’s Good to be PROUD of Where You’re From, Portland
46. Y’All Had a Good Weekend PEOPLE...You Ain’t Getting TIRED Are You PEOPLE?
47. Here’s Another One We Haven’t Played In a Long Time
48. Let’s Go Back A-Ways
49. Here’s One Ya Oughta Know!
50. This Came Off The Album That Came Out in 1998…It’s Called…PSYYYYYYYCHO CIIIIIIIIIIIIRCUS!
51. We Didn’t Have a Record Deal Yet...We Were Writing These Songs
52. Back When We Did ‘Destroyer,’ We Didn’t Know How Many Of Those Songs Would End Up in the Kiss Show Every Year
53. We Got People Here Tonight From New York...We Got People From Italy, France, BraZIIIIIIIIIIIL!
54. Some People Might Have a Little ROCK AND ROLL PNUEMONIAAAAAA!
55. We Created Another Page in KISSTORY Tonight
56. Some People Said We Were A Little Crazy To Attempt This
57. What’s This Place, “Toad’s”?
58. I Don’t Have Anything Green On!
59. Are Those For Me or For the Keyboard Player?
60. I Know You Want to Hear Some VINTAGE Stuff!
61. This ALSO Comes Off My Solo Record!
62. Sometimes The Lyrics Don’t Count So Much, It’s the FRONT Of the Song That Really Makes It!
63. AH AH AH AAAAAAAH!
64. I’m Not Ace Frehley, And I Didn’t Write That One, But I DID WRITE THIS ONE!
65. Someone Once Said To Me, “What’s the Biggest Part Of My Body?”
66. Sometimes People Say “How Come You Tell The Same Story Year After Year,” Sometimes Life Just Doesn’t Change.
67. There Are EVIL PEOPLE Who Hate the UNITED STATES OF AMERICA!
68. Young People, Up in the Air, Let’s Take a GOOD LOOK AT YA!
69. You Can Win an Election, You Can Lose an Election, It’s Up To You!
70. Communication Breakdown (in more ways than one)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 8 February 2006 15:23 (nineteen years ago)

Please note the songtitles mentioned in 6 and 21 are almost certainly wrong, but I like the idea of a KISS song called "Cowboy Feeder Now."

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 8 February 2006 15:24 (nineteen years ago)

TS: unabashed young & zestier Starchild vs. roadweary / saltier lobbyist Starchild.

― Bobby Peru (Bobby Peru), Wednesday, 8 February 2006 16:55 (nineteen years ago)

28. If You Wanna Drink Alcohol, Do NOT...DRINK...RYE!

WTF? It's like Stanley suddenly turns into a bad Norm McDonald impression of Larry King.

― darin (darin), Wednesday, 8 February 2006 17:10 (nineteen years ago)

Think it's "do not drink and drive" with a bad edit. And why do I keep hearing Daffy Duck in his delivery? As in.."How many girlths liked to get licked?"

― stu (stu), Wednesday, 8 February 2006 21:08 (nineteen years ago)

Think it's "do not drink and drive" with a bad edit.

That's no fun, I like my take! He's a very specific alcoholic!

And why do I keep hearing Daffy Duck in his delivery?

He's always had that weird lisp. The evidence there for hearing on Kiss Alive.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 8 February 2006 21:16 (nineteen years ago)

Ned, you are a genius. I am making my CD cover with your tracklisting right now.

― T/S: Pinks/Oki Dog/Scoobys/Tail o' the Pup (Bent Over at the Arclight), Wednesday, 8 February 2006 21:39 (nineteen years ago)

Kudos to Ned on the tracklist. Lovely!

― Edward Bax (EdBax), Thursday, 9 February 2006 00:50 (nineteen years ago)

Ned, you are a genius. I am making my CD cover with your tracklisting right now.

:-) Are you actually designing something? I'd love a copy!

I intend to input this into the CDDB tonight.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 9 February 2006 00:59 (nineteen years ago)

I designed an amazing cover, using a Google-image searched "collage of pencil drawings of Paul Stanley" that should come up on the first page, and I put the title in a KISS font I got somewhere long ago.
And all 70 track names fit on the back in tiny 7 point arial!

I would love to share the cover, but I was pretty DIY about it, using my work's copier machine!

Wait - make your own!:

Free Downloadable KISS Font: http://www.kissarmywarehouse.com/kissfreaks.com/desktop.htm
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Cover Image: http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/Mezzanine/5627/paul.jpg
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Tracklisting courtesy Ned R.
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The Best CD of 2006.

― T/S: Pinks/Oki Dog/Scoobys/Tail o' the Pup (Bent Over at the Arclight), Thursday, 9 February 2006 01:36 (nineteen years ago)

(this thread justifies every bitchy comment ever made on ILM, by the way)

― T/S: Pinks/Oki Dog/Scoobys/Tail o' the Pup (Bent Over at the Arclight), Thursday, 9 February 2006 01:38 (nineteen years ago)

You very good man.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 9 February 2006 01:46 (nineteen years ago)

YOU are a very good man, Ned
xo

― Nick Holmes (nother), Thursday, 9 February 2006 01:54 (nineteen years ago)

You Deserve To Give Yourselves a Round of Applause LET’S GO!

― Bobby Peru (Bobby Peru), Thursday, 9 February 2006 01:56 (nineteen years ago)

YOU are a very good man, Ned

Wuv, etc.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 9 February 2006 02:01 (nineteen years ago)

Okay folks, the tracklisting is in Gracenote CDDB, so download and ID tag and go nuts...

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 9 February 2006 02:32 (nineteen years ago)

Examples of original paintings by Paul Stanley:

www.celebrityfineart.com/ celeb/pstanleybio.html

― Pangolino 2, Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:00 (nineteen years ago)

oops - crap.

www.celebrityfineart.com/celeb/pstanleybio.html

― Pangolino 2, Thursday, 9 February 2006 03:01 (nineteen years ago)

This explains the "I heard some of you people like to drink tequila / I heard some of you like to drink human urine" followed by spectacular applause on the Boulder - Unleashed in the Midwest LP.

― Ian Christe (Ian Christe), Thursday, 9 February 2006 04:11 (nineteen years ago)

Wait, hold on Ian, had you never heard the legendary rant Paul gives on Kiss Alive all those years back introducing "Cold Gin"? I'm honestly befuddled, that's the one piece of stage hoohah by him EVERYONE knows! Alice Donut did a near word-for-word parody of it on their live album and that was over a decade ago.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 9 February 2006 04:17 (nineteen years ago)

Oh wow, that pencil drawing is fantastic!

Would love to see the final cover.

― Edward Bax (EdBax), Thursday, 9 February 2006 04:27 (nineteen years ago)

"YOU DON'T MIND IF WE GO WAY BACK TO... OLD SCHOOL KISS, DO YA???!!!"

Took ages, but I managed to get the Zip file from the original site last night, and my God, this is amazing. How does he do that without shredding his vocal cords?

― Tantrum The Cat (Tantrum The Cat), Thursday, 9 February 2006 18:40 (nineteen years ago)

Kiss Alive? Man, I'm not 1000 years old yet! I jumped on board a couple years after If You Want Blood, You Got It, and Unleashed in the East. Both are great albums, but pitifully free of crowd raps. Scorpions' Tokyo Tapes delivers the goods -- heavily accented German frontman screaming in English to a Japanese audience.

I know W.A.S.P. was kicked off a mid-80s Kiss tour for stealing Stanley's crowd raps!

― Ian Christe (Ian Christe), Thursday, 9 February 2006 18:56 (nineteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

Will someone who has this please make a torrent and uplaod it to a dependable tracker?
PLEASE I"M BEGGING YOU

― veionus bulbus, Wednesday, 1 March 2006 19:44 (nineteen years ago)

bummer

― corey c (shock of daylight), Monday, 6 March 2006 21:13 (nineteen years ago)

Can somebody YSI this again please?

― Mugs, Tuesday, 7 March 2006 12:10 (nineteen years ago)

great sketch.
thanks for the tracklisitng .
i dle'd the zip files a few weeks ago from here.
thanks to the poster.

― retrogurl, Tuesday, 7 March 2006 12:16 (nineteen years ago)

this thing is unbelievable.

― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 22:08 (nineteen years ago)

Last night at the Jimmy Pardo Show - a "late-night talk show" (with an audience, but no cameras) at the Upright Citizen's Brigade Theatre - they were pausing periodically to check in with Paul Stanley via satellite uplink, which meant throwing up a still photo of him and playing a few onstage banter clips.

― morris pavilion (samjeff), Friday, 17 March 2006 17:05 (nineteen years ago)

one year passes...

christ does anyone have this still? I MUST HEAR IT

― latebloomer, Wednesday, 8 August 2007 21:18 (eighteen years ago)

You can find it just using Google.

― Euler, Wednesday, 8 August 2007 21:23 (eighteen years ago)

yeah i just found it. thanks though.

― latebloomer, Wednesday, 8 August 2007 21:24 (eighteen years ago)

Ha, what do you know, where it all began -- including the original cover!

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c59/Muldoomstone/4ed06607.jpg

― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 8 August 2007 21:25 (eighteen years ago)

my lord i'd never seen the cover. the horror.

― M@tt He1ges0n, Wednesday, 8 August 2007 21:28 (eighteen years ago)

I was talkin' to some people backstage and they told me. They to-oh-oh-oh-old me that no Paul Stanley stage rap CD is complete without the "what a bummer, I really wanted to come out there" track from Anaheim in 2000.

― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 8 August 2007 21:31 (eighteen years ago)

I grabbed the stuff off WFMU, but there must be more than that...?

― Shakey Mo Collier, Wednesday, 8 August 2007 21:34 (eighteen years ago)

MY EYES!!!!

― Alex in NYC, Wednesday, 8 August 2007 22:00 (eighteen years ago)

What, you have a problem with his hair-encrusted manties?

― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 8 August 2007 22:03 (eighteen years ago)

jesus i've nearly choked on my food like 3 times already while listening to this

― latebloomer, Wednesday, 8 August 2007 22:05 (eighteen years ago)

Yes, eating and drinking anything while listening to this = NOT a good idea.

― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 8 August 2007 22:11 (eighteen years ago)

Unless it's cold gin of course.

― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 8 August 2007 22:11 (eighteen years ago)

"Theeah's gotta be some people out there tonight that drink TEQUILA"

― latebloomer, Wednesday, 8 August 2007 22:18 (eighteen years ago)

The "uzi of ooze" line is sure to be a hit with the ladies.

― Euler, Wednesday, 8 August 2007 22:21 (eighteen years ago)

I've got it properly tagged with the track titles above on slsk.
look me up as sbsweaty

― Mike Dixn, Thursday, 9 August 2007 00:44 (eighteen years ago)

seven months pass...

http://www.decibelmagazine.com/uploadedFiles/CannCorp_livechicago_mix.mp3

― latebloomer, Saturday, 29 March 2008 10:03 (seventeen years ago)

where is banter poll

― Shakey Mo Collier, Saturday, 29 March 2008 16:18 (seventeen years ago)

one year passes...

People Let Me Get This Off My Chest Comix:
http://beeteedee.com/master_orator.html

― Mike Dixn, Friday, 4 December 2009 15:29 (fifteen years ago)

The panel in comic 12 with Paul sitting next to the huge old timey radio is golden

― I AGREE WITH THE COSMETIC SURGERY (DJ Mencap), Friday, 4 December 2009 15:37 (fifteen years ago)

Dear me.

― Ned Raggett, Friday, 4 December 2009 15:38 (fifteen years ago)

Fugazi vers:

http://www.chunklet.com/index.cfm?section=blogs&ID=574

― Disco Stfu (Raw Patrick), Friday, 4 December 2009 15:44 (fifteen years ago)

two years pass...

HOW MANY PPL HERE LIKE TO GET LICKED?????

― mh (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 12 November 2012 21:35 (twelve years ago)

http://gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs/281776_o.gif

― the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 12 November 2012 21:37 (twelve years ago)

This is the greatest Kiss related thing ever (though Jon Wurster's live tweets of Criss's autobio are a close second).

My favorite is actually Gene yelling what I for the longest time thought was "PITCH-BACK!!!" and I for the life of my could not figure out what he was really saying until it went off like a light one day when I was listening to it. He's saying "Pittsburgh".

― chr1sb3singer, Monday, 12 November 2012 21:44 (twelve years ago)

one month passes...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=28DugXh5k6o#!

― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 10 January 2013 19:11 (twelve years ago)

Hold on, this should work better:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=28DugXh5k6o

― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 10 January 2013 19:12 (twelve years ago)

one month passes...

Meanwhile:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9TY4gEC3yq4

To quote Bowiesongs, "Paul Stanley home demos from the late '80s may be the most astonishingly generic rock music ever recorded"

― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 5 March 2013 18:03 (twelve years ago)

seven months pass...

There Are EVIL PEOPLE Who Hate The UNITED STATES OF AMERICA!

― mookieproof, Saturday, 2 November 2013 00:07 (twelve years ago)

two weeks pass...

http://soundcloud.com/christopher-armes/45-minutes-of-paul-stanley

― mookieproof, Tuesday, 19 November 2013 00:17 (eleven years ago)

this is so funny

― polyphonic, Tuesday, 19 November 2013 00:38 (eleven years ago)

man i used to listen to this so much

AWRIGHT LISTEN!

― lorde willin' (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 19 November 2013 01:27 (eleven years ago)

TAYSTE OF AW-CO-HAWL!

― lorde willin' (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 19 November 2013 01:27 (eleven years ago)

Is anybody here high?

― Ayn Rand Akbar (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 19 November 2013 03:56 (eleven years ago)

This seems a little different than the cd version I used to have

― Ayn Rand Akbar (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 19 November 2013 03:56 (eleven years ago)

I. love. glug.

― Iago Galdston, Tuesday, 19 November 2013 04:05 (eleven years ago)

xpost -- yeah, it's not the exact same thing as was shared out earlier on year, thus the credits.

― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 19 November 2013 04:11 (eleven years ago)

eleven months pass...

The original compilation, preserved.

https://soundcloud.com/thatericalper/sets/people-let-me-get-this-off-my

― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 4 November 2014 22:42 (eleven years ago)

AWWWWRIGHT!

― Welcome To (Turrican), Tuesday, 4 November 2014 22:49 (eleven years ago)

Jesus christ, the whole 'I Want You' bit is pretty fucking ridiculous!

― Welcome To (Turrican), Tuesday, 4 November 2014 22:58 (eleven years ago)

The way he says "HIIIIIIIIGH" on track 3 creeps me out more than any other sound I have experienced.

― Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Tuesday, 4 November 2014 23:11 (eleven years ago)

And it turns out we've got a YouTube equivalent now:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L3cCWb37Y-k

― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 4 November 2014 23:12 (eleven years ago)

THERE IS ONLY ONE CITY IN AMERICA ... THAT I WROTE A SONG ABOUT!

― Welcome To (Turrican), Tuesday, 4 November 2014 23:15 (eleven years ago)

"YOU KNOW, THERE IS A SPIRIT HERE TONIGHT...WE CAN FEEL IT! IT'S IN THE HOUSE! IT'S INSIDE USTH!!! IT IS...A SPIRIT...THAT WILL NOT MAKE THE BLIND MAN SEE...THAT WILL NOT MAKE THE SICK WELL...IT WILL NOT MAKE THE CRIPPLE WALK...BUT THERE'S A SPIRIT INSIDE HERE TONIGHT RICHMOND VIRGINIA...THE SPIRIT OF ROCK AND ROLL DOYOUFEELIT?!?!?!?!?!!?"

― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 4 November 2014 23:19 (eleven years ago)

"AWWWW WE GONNA DO A SONG FOR YA NOW THIS SONG... I DUNNO IF I SHOULD SAY THISTH TONIGHT... BECAUSE I KNOW... I KNOW WE GOT LAW... WE GOT LAW OFFICERS HERE... AND... I'M PACKIN' A GUN TONIGHT... AHM PACKIN' MAH PISTOL... Y'KNOW WHAT I'M TALKIN' 'BOUT DONCHA, PITTSBURGH!? TALKIN' ABOUT MAH... MAH SIX SHOOTER OF SEX! TALKIN' ABOUT... MAH UUUUUZI OF OOOOOOOZE!!!1!! YOU KNOW WHAT IT ALL COMES DOWN TO, I'M TALKIN' ABOUT... MAH... LOVE GUN!!!!1!!!!!11"

― Welcome To (Turrican), Tuesday, 4 November 2014 23:25 (eleven years ago)

two years pass...

ALRIGHT TORONTO

― calstars, Sunday, 1 January 2017 22:35 (eight years ago)

I think the laser pointer incident trumps all because just seeing them all standing in a row all mad and serious is really fantastic

― a but (brimstead), Sunday, 1 January 2017 22:53 (eight years ago)

I remember on the Crazy Nights tour (87? 88?), which I assume was around Thanksgiving, or maybe not, who knows, it's a logic-free zone at a KISS show, PS had this bizarre Thanksgiving rant which featured the culminating line, "And I SAID to her, I got the right STUFFING for your BIRD."

― Devilock, Monday, 2 January 2017 00:54 (eight years ago)

lol

― calstars, Monday, 2 January 2017 00:54 (eight years ago)

just imagine how delighted he was when he thought up 'uzi of ooze'

― mookieproof, Monday, 2 January 2017 01:16 (eight years ago)

I wonder if he keeps these quips on a legal pad or palm pilot or ?

― calstars, Monday, 2 January 2017 03:59 (eight years ago)

I figure he has staff writers like Jay Leno and comes into their dirty backstage room before show time and they fire lines at him.

"That's good."

"No way, that won't carry in Omaha."

"C'mon...need a line for 'Heaven's on Fire' now dammit!"

― earlnash, Monday, 2 January 2017 04:05 (eight years ago)

Still like the tayste of aww-co-hawl tbh

― blonde redheads have more fun (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 2 January 2017 15:24 (eight years ago)

That YouTube is incredible

― blonde redheads have more fun (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 2 January 2017 15:57 (eight years ago)

four months pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1-cH1voT8w

― Ned Raggett, Sunday, 28 May 2017 04:36 (eight years ago)

This is for all the little GURLZZ out theya tonight

― calstars, Sunday, 28 May 2017 23:39 (eight years ago)

http://youtu.be/L3cCWb37Y-k

― calstars, Sunday, 28 May 2017 23:44 (eight years ago)

PS is like the slimy dude in every pizzeria sitting by himself for an hour on a Friday night and watching the little GURLZ come in and out

― calstars, Sunday, 28 May 2017 23:45 (eight years ago)

Psst! Hey btw you can still get a rar of this...err..classic at Egg City Radio sharity blog. The tracks are simply labeled Track 1, Track 2, Etc. but it's all there. Enjoy!

― VyrnaKnowlIsAHeadbanger, Monday, 29 May 2017 03:26 (eight years ago)

five years pass...

Don't think dirty cus i'm talking about the heart YEAH RIGHT! IT'S CALLED STRUTTER!

― you can see me from westbury white horse, Monday, 1 August 2022 16:57 (three years ago)

"People can you hear me?"

― chr1sb3singer, Monday, 1 August 2022 17:17 (three years ago)

When you're down in the dumps and you need something to bring you... UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPP.... there's only one drink gonna do it for ya!

Just make sure you're not gonna drink and drive when you've got some COOOOOOOOOOOLD GIIIIIIIIN!!!

― you can see me from westbury white horse, Monday, 1 August 2022 17:18 (three years ago)

That 2000s compilation will forever give me joy. And I think I've died laughing even more at the brutal edits that reduce all the songs to like five seconds.

― Ned Raggett, Monday, 1 August 2022 17:56 (three years ago)

It is the best.

― calstars, Monday, 1 August 2022 18:45 (three years ago)

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